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11. $target What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
22. farts in $target 's face
33. $target succs $random
44. $User kills all niggers, including $target
55. $target  sticks his furry snout into $channel , and gas goes murr *licks paw*   ;3c
66. When $target shows up at the traphouse and you nut but $target keep suckin but your mixtape is too fire and the house catches on fire and ebola yeet bruh savage roast squad trap house $target no chill fam 🔥 🔥 🔥 😆 😆 😆 😆 💯 💯 💯 🕛 🕛 🕛
77. $target takes an RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
88. Forcefully pins $User to the ground and grinds her plump, oversized teats along $User's face.
99. There are no yiffs, lol.
1010. $User jams pencil up $target 's urethra
1111. $target enters $channel and unleashes a cloud of toxic flatulence
1212. $target kills himself
1313. $User pours a pot of boiling coffee down $target 's gaping tailhole
1414. $User jams a dinner knife down $target 's urethra
1515. $target has an orgy at an aids clinic
1616. Grunts as he releases thick loads of spunk all over $target's face, but somehow misses and hits $User in the eye instead.
1717. $User pozzes $target 's neghole
1818. $User shoots her herm load deep inside $target, lactating into the pumps, as she lets out a fat brown log of shit that pushes $random's fists out of her tailhole and pussy
1919. $User becomes a lustpenis
2020. $User deletes $target's System32. This somehow results in an orgasm.
2121. Maybe you should add some more yiffs, $User!
2222. $target gets full tied up in permanent rubber rope and fully delitized and enjoying it
2323. $random spews out a random number, test
2424. $User plays Russian Roulette and loses.
2525. $User plays Russian Roulette and wins.
2626. $User slams his kebabstick into $target 's beef flaps, ejaculating all over the expensive leather furniture
2727. $User loses most of their money in a risky mutual fund.
2828. $User becomes the next Warren Buffett.
2929. $User , who is in a purely monogamous relationship with $target , have consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
3030. $User stays home and assembles his Gundams.
3131. $target gets eaten by a mob of angry badgers with aids
3232. $target does some weird shit with a pitcher plant, 20 mice, and duct tape.
3333. $User Makes a worm crawl into $target's urethera.
3434. $target screams at the top of their lungs to $User "HOW CAN SHE SLAP"
3535. makes a VN with $target and $User as inserts, but never gives them back their investment
3636. $User bans $target for pointing out all of $User 's unused RPG Maker dependencies.
3737. Twerks her thick bubble butt all over $target's crotch.
3838. $target slams down a trademark notice about Sergals on $User 's desk.
3939. Pushes hard inside $target and cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmms
4040. $target gives $User the ghost cummies.
4141. chains $User to a radiator in the dark basement and rapes them for days to a backdrop of doom metal and stock Halloween sound effects, with only source of nutrition being fresh semen from the source.
4242. $User smothers $target with his oversized donut.
4343. rabbi $User snibbedi snabs $random 's foreskin and sells it to Oprah after succing the blood off the mutilated baby peen
4444. $target has to eat ALL the eggs at $User's insistence!
4545. $User gets cucked by a fruit cup
4646. $User searched all about, but there were no yiffs to be found.
4747. $User and $target soil the Reichsflagge with their passion fluids.
4848. $target gets Mpreged in a people of colour safe space
4949. $User gets v& for fapping to cubs
5050. daddy $User plays cave explorer with $target
5151. $target shoves gnollix in his maw
5252. nasenbluten puts $target in his maw
5353. $User shoves Six' cactus head in $targets's arse
5454. $target can't help but spread their legs for the crowd, made up entirely of clones of <@105278150979629056>
5555. $User rims $target's freshly shitty asshole
5656. indian $User makes $target his destignated shitting spot ❤
5757. $target is forced to his knees and lazily begins servicing $User's dripping member with her tongue
5858. horny $User gets locked up in a cage with Cyggie and force fed aphrodisiacs
5959. Just $target and his 💕daddy $User 💕, hanging out he got pretty hungry🍆 so he started to pout 😞 $User asked if he was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and $target asked what and $User said he'd give him his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 $target drink them!💦 slurp them!💦 swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's his only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 He's 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but also a whore! 💟 He makes $target feel squishy💗!He makes $target feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes $target feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
6060. $target aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *ded*
6161. no
6262. $target gets his dick sucked by an aids infested <@105278150979629056> while $User watches
6363. $target has a sensual and loving necroskullfucking with $User
6464. $target has to eat woof's used diaper collection while $User has to lick pamperchu's pamperbutthole clean of pampershit
6565. $User gets cancer
6666. $User summons dobson who inflates $target till he pops before making a passive aggressive comic about being a fatass
6767. $User has angry anal sex with <@124502446314749952> until his ass gets so loose he uncontrollably shits all over the ground forever, $User then forces $target to lick it up to prevent the overflow, his heroic sacrifice allows what's left of the human race to build an ark, keeping them afloat atop the feces flood. $target will be remembered as St. $target for his heroism, and images of him drinking gallons of shit will be plastered all over the slowly repairing buildings of mankind, forever.
6868. $target gets his head stuck into $User's gigantic cunt and suffocates
6969. $User woshes u teeth
7070. /tts $User rapes $target nonsexually
7171. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
7272. $User sits in a corner and eats glue while $target plays with all his friends
7373. $target dies
7474. $random spontaneously combusts
7575. sorry but $target is too busy cucking anthony burch
7676. $target cuts open thier chest and pulls every organ out meticulously until they bleed to death
7777. gets under the blanket and cuddles $target
7878. $target and $User get caught kissing eachother in the school bathroom
7979. $target spills a slushie on thier shirt, slowly taking off thier shirt
8080. $User lets $target play with his horns and hair
8181. $User lovingly nuzzles $target's taint and sniffs his potent musk
8282. $User and $target go skiing together and have a cozy happy time in their warm comfy cabin afterwards
8383. $target loses against $User at tekken and has to bottom that night
8484. $target shares hot cocoa with $User
8585. $target curls up on $User's lap and falls asleep peacefully
8686. $target's family dies in a freak accident
8787. <@105368063272067072> becomes $User's pet bunny
8888. $target and $User marry and live a happy life together with their numerous offspring
8989. $User's harddrive fails and he loses all his gay dog comics
9090. $target and $User try to figure out how lesbians have sex
9191. $User comforts $target in his cozy stomach
9292. $User smooches $target
9393. $User lifts up the blanket and invites $target to join him
9494. $target crawls under the blanket and stumbles upon $User's crotch
9595. $target's and $User's star watching evening turns into a moonlit cuddling session
9696. $User stop pretending you're an animal-human hybrid and go outside for once you greasy fuck
9797. $User gets kidnapped by a tribe of gnolls led by $target and finds use as a breeding machine
9898. $target used to be a User like you till he took an arrow in le knee xDD
9999. $target checks $User's sweet 100
100100. $User stop shitposting seriously i am sick of your shit
101101. $User sticks their foot in $target's ass. (nonsexually)
102102. $User did 9/11, and $target was in the WTC
103103. $User is sucked into $target 's enlarged anus like a vacuum.
104104. $target You like diamonds?
105105. $User fucks $target so hard his dick pierces through his organs to reach his mouth effectively fucking him in the ass and deep-throating $target at the same time
106106. hOI! im $User !!! am cANCER!!
107107. $User throws <@88218297916456960> in the oven
108108. $User adds a cute yiff to use on $target
109109. young $target invites $User for a sleepover. But instead of spending the night playing videogames they both end up having their first gay experience.
110110. $User lies next to sleeping $target and draws a heart on his chestfluff with her finger
111111. $User slaps <@105368063272067072>'s bubblebutt and whistles at her
112112. $User forces $target to sit down and watch shitty anime all day.
113113. $User gives 🐺 an amateurish abortion involving $target's cock
114114. $User has to fuck chris chan at gunpoint
115115. $User curls up in bed hiding under the blankets while staring at a picture of $target until their phone runs out of battery.
116116. $User realizes $target is nearby and immediately begins flexing
117117. $target what are you fucking gay?
118118. $User gets snailed by menstruating $target
119119. $target🔫
120120. $User takes his big, meaty and HYPER REALISTIC penis and rubs it on $target while $random watches.
121121. $User does bath salts and eat's $target 's face
122122. $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target $User fucks $target. Such is the daily life in the $User and $target household.
123123. $User re-sells their used Bad Dragon dildo to $target
124124. $User makes out with $target's butthole
125125. $User nervously compliments $target's dick
126126. $User shares their first kiss with $target
127127. $target unbuttons User's boxers with her mouth while he puts a collar on her
128128. $User admits their petplay fetish to $target and is rewarded with a dog bowl of semen
129129. /me grinds his robotic dong against $target's puckered anus
130130. $User storms into $target's house covered in blood and screams YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A HUGE ANUS! RIP AND TEAR YOUR ANUS! RIP AND TEAR!
131131. $target rips $User's head off and shits down his neck
132132. tugs down $target's underwear with a his massive 300" inch dick, softly smashing the tip against the tiny bulge while moaning very quietly while also panting also very quietly. $User giggles softly as their 6000" dick fucks them deep and nice, forcing their 9999999" inch dick to cum nicely~
133133. $User throws <@88218297916456960> in an oven and slams the door
134134. $User becomes hitler and orders the execution of 3000 Jews
135135. $User cucks $target
136136. $User catches $target yiffing with another guy
137137. $User dances devilishly upon $target's dick
138138. <@62207735730536448> removes your yiff
139139. the world calls for wetwork, and $target answers
140140. adds some fresh cum into your morning milk
141141. $User and $target have hot sex and cum
142142. fuck you <@62207735730536448> ;^3
143143. $User quickly pumps their over-average cock in and out of Riolu's tight anus until eventually soft shit begins to seep out in-between them. After shooting their load and pulling out their large, throbbing and shit-smeared penis, they kindly offer Riolu to use their maw as a toilet. Riolu accepts this offer, promptly placing their cute furry buttox comfortably over $User 's wide-open mouth and relaxing their bowels, releasing the long rope of firm mush straight onto $User 's tongue as $User swallows it contently.
144144. $User Enter's $target 's file directory and steals his yiff folder
145145. $User leaves $target to die in a pool of his own shit
146146. $User documented $target collecting festering shit and diarrhea to combine it with semen to put it in a bag over $target 's head.
147147. $User pulls $target 's festering lifeless corpse out of the warm bodybag and feeds off of their maggot-thriving anus.
148148. $target squeezes the contents of several large pustules into $User 's welcoming maw.
149149. $target gets their balls licked by Zooey Deschanel looking like cocaine addict.
150150. $User pops pills like zits while $random vomits on $target 's mosquito tits
151151. $User commissions a 4 page vore comic with $target and $random
152152. $User uses dick magic on $target
153153. $User retroactively blocks $target 's dick magic
154154. $User and $target go to Thomas and Alfred's Pizza Hut Pizza Butt and have a good time of screwing and fucking.
155155. $User is smelling $target's eggs haha just curious for laughs haha
156156. Rawr~! $User snuggles $target at full kawaii~~! >3<
157157. $User RAPED AND KILLED $target IN 1990
158158. $User boops $target's nose! Boop~~!
159159. *$User snuggles up to $target*  *$User gets on knees* *$User unzips $targets pants and giggles a little* *$User sucks $target 's tasty dick* ***$target cums*** *$User swallows* *$User says* ***ITS JUST A PRANK***
160160. <@104867073343127552> snuggles up to $target and slices his throat open, then sticks his ghostdick in it and fucks him until he cums into his stomach
161161. $User has a threesome with Akella and $random
162162. $User warms $target's cold dick with his body heat.
163163. $User caress $target's hair nice and slowly~ $target then gently grab $User and stare into his/her eyes saying "I love you~<3"
164164. $User and $target form a death pact and commit suicide as their bunker is being stormed
165165. $User makes sure $target's penis is healthy for penis inspection day.
166166. $User inspects $target's penis. With his mouth.
167167. $target and $User decide to use $channel when they are having a shitposting
168168. $User spends an entire can of compressed air blowing it into $target's ass.
169169. $User hovers over $target 's icon, but then nervously closes his friends list and goes back to playing vidya.
170170. $User sticks his giant flesh in $target britbongs opening
171171. $User comforts $target by putting a wet slippery microcock into their rectum
172172. $User falls asleep in $target's arms
173173. $User goes on a camping trip with $target
174174. $User jacks off in a car with <@108468933178212352>
175175. $target gets downloaded into the Matrixâ„¢
176176. $target bullies <@108468933178212352>
177177. $User looks down at $target with his paws holding him up. "Long live the king," he says before letting $target fall and tumble down into the giant pile of scat that is <@62207735730536448>
178178. hurry $target killmekillmekillmekillmekillme
179179. $target goes on a date with $User , it ends well. Eventually $target and $User become close, and move in together. They get gay married and adopt several children. One day, $target gets some bad news. It's cancer. $target dies, leaving $User a single parent. How sad.
180180. $User draws akellas all day
181181. $target sits on his computer and adds masturbatory .yiffs that stroke their own ego.
182182. $target gets really salty at akella again
183183. $target looks around the empty streets with a nervous gaze, unsure of what that sound he just heard was. It sounded like footsteps, but as he could see, there was no one but himself outside tonight. Slightly disturbed, $target continued walking, the sound of his footsteps sounding off as he made his way home. But then, there it was again. That noise. He turned his  head, getting more nervous as this time, the sound hadn't stopped as his own footsteps had stopped echoing off the dark homes to his right. As his head turned to the empty street, he was suddenly aware of $User standing a few feet to his left, vigorously hacking off his own penis. $target was surprised at first. But then shrugged and continued his walk him. $User always does that.
184184. https://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ
185185. https://youtu.be/ubK9inNVyxU
186186. $User is white, trust me.
187187. $User sets up his statue of $target in his common room with a smile. The statue features a very erect penis and $User for sure planning to get a step ladder and ride that thing
188188. $User plays doctor with $target except this time he's playing as Doctor Mengele
189189. $User and $target go out star gazing. It's a nice, warm night. $User has been enjoying the last year and a half of dating $target, and $target loves $User. The night drags on, and $User sees a shooting star. He doesn't share his wish, instead looking over to $target and thinking about how great life has been with them in it. $User knows he'll remember this night for the rest of his life. $target looks over at him, lets off a little smirk seeing $User looking back, and moves forward just bit to bump noses with $User. $User blushes. But what's that? $target has a look on their face, a bad look. "What's wrong?" $User asks. That's when $target drops the bomb, "I'm fucking your brother and I love him more." $User runs off into the night, and commits sodoku or whatever the japs call it. Fuck both of you and have a horrible day.
190190. $User asks $target why they aren't doing this in <#110125537665486848>
191191. $User cuddles up with $target while $random is watching.
192192. Great, $User pulled another shitty meta yiff. Better yiff again.
193193. $User Tweaks his nipples. That's sort of Saucy!
194194. $User kisses $target on the lips
195195. $target looks around the playground with his shifty eyes. Boy does he wanna fuck some cubs. $target sees a nice target in <@105223960299319296> , a little pup who is standing in line for the water fountain. $target takes out his candy and goes ahead to walk over there to the line. He was totally gonna convince the little boy to get in his van that sat nearby. But as he walked over <@105223960299319296> glanced his way and then made a face. "ACTUALLY I AM NOT INTO CUBS SO I AM NOT GONNA HAVE ANY PART IN THIS." he says with a blank face, his robotic voice coming out loudly and making everyone look at $target . "Oh okay, I guess." says $target and then he goes home to kill himself because he can't even fuck some cubs.
196196. $User holds hands with $target
197197. $random dies in a fire.
198198. Everyone in $channel has an orgy.
199199. <@131268847293562880> misses the 200 get 😦
200200. HURRY! $random name something that isn't vaporwave!
201201. $random send <@116541624007262209> a cool message about how you wanna eat his asshole.
202202. "OH YEAH $User !! PUT YOUR FOOT INSIDE MY PROLAPSED ASSHOLE!" yells $target
203203. I'm sorry $User , I'm afraid I can't do that.
204204. <@107991808469921792> shines brightly. $User and $target scream at each other as they both have a seizure.
205205. $target slapps $User's ass
206206. Woah $User , I have standards. Why don't you fuck off you fucking piece of shit, goddamn.
207207. $User and $target enjoy a murry purry mcflurry together
208208. $target goes to the store and buys some tampons for $User . But when $target gets home, $User is PMSing pretty hard and yells at him for grabbing the wrong type. So then $target goes downstairs and smothers their child as they are playing video games, before lighting the house on fire and killing $User
209209. MODS ARE ASLEEP, TIME TO SHITPOST!!!
210210. HURRY $random !! Name something that isn't shitposting!
211211. $User gives bobbibum some toys to settle his overactive imagination. Then $target comes in and scolds him and sends him away to boarding school.
212212. <@105223960299319296> shows up and is like, "The fuck?"
213213. $User straight up stabs <@116541624007262209> multiple times until he dies. Then $User stuff <@116541624007262209> inside his ass to hide the body.
214214. $target the lumberjack comes in and cuts <@116541624007262209> internet DOWN!!!!
215215. $User touches a little bit of cock just to make sure that <@122561983353585665> loves him
216216. okay im done now lol
217217. $User buries his face in <@131268847293562880>'s chest fluff
218218. <@108468933178212352> collects dirty pictures from everyone in chat till he has enough to fill a scrap book
219219. $target and $User spend all night shitposting
220220. $target fills up his enema with his own piss and then shoots it up his ass for reasons unknown
221221. $User puts his 🍆 in $target's 🍑
222222. 👉👌
223223. $User jiggles $target's bone
224224. lude-n-rewd kicks $User's ass at Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, while $target can't help but jerk it to the sight of lude's rad skillz
225225. $random plays league with <@107659077852614656>
226226. $User rubs dicks with $target
227227. $User rubs hands with $target (as their Mormon underwear keeps their carnal urges at bay!)
228228. $random hesitantly indulges in $target 's watersports fetish.
229229. $User has to pee. $target needs a hot drink. they bond over their common interest.
230230. $target and $User are about to engage in passionate lustful kissing. Then suddenly MOONMAN appears on the scene and kills all the niggers, including $target and $User. K K K. K K K. K K K. K K K.
231231. $User makes $target a meme
232232. $User shares a bucket of fried chicken with $target
233233. $User bangs $target's husbando while $target watches from the closet dressed up as superman
234234. $User nuzzles $target's fluffy pecs
235235. $User lets $target play with their floppy ears
236236. $User fantasizes about $target's death.
237237. $User collectivizes the means of $target's jizz production in his mouth
238238. $User curls around and around until he's anal vore-ing himself in a hoop, then rolls downhill
239239. $User wanks onto an illegitimately taken photograph of $target and mails it to his kindergarten teacher
240240. $target gets in a relationship with $random. $User cries himself to sleep.
241241. $User makes $target check 'em.
242242. $User yanks on $target's ring buffer
243243. $User pulls down $target 's pants in front of the entire channel!
244244. $target wakes up, stretches, and checks his anus for breakfast semen
245245. $target steals his roommate $random 's underwear and starts to jerk off into it with his door open
246246. $User leads the school football team to run a train on $target, who has seemingly forgotten that he is a massive faggot slut
247247. $User launches his red rocket into a collision course directly into $target's bunghole.
248248. $target beats Varka's top number of dildos in one hole and posts it on toypics
249249. $target bends over backwards and rubs assmilk all over $User 's open maw and XL T-Rex donger. wow
250250. $User takes a used condom from $random and forces $target to drink it all.
251251. $User is tenderly pet by $target
252252. $User brings $target to orgasm using only their thick thighs.
253253. $target is drugged, waking up naked and handcuffed to a urinal in a public bathroom.
254254. $User accidentally pees, but $target keeps on sucking.
255255. $target is tenderly pet by $User
256256. while cuddling in bed, $User claims he needs to get up to pee. $target smiles and slides under the blanket instead.
257257. $User takes $target on a magic carpet ride. They travel the world this way.
258258. wwhy $User is piss, why $User is piss #$target-ano
259259. $target polishes <@108468933178212352>
260260. $target tells $User to suck it nerd!
261261. $User wails "YUM YUM NIGGER CUM" as he pokes $target's erect genitalia through his pointy white hood
262262. $User sucks $target's moldy cheese.
263263. $target realizes he only likes the sweet smell of poop to come out of his cup of joe in the morning, so he makes $random shit in his cup for about $100 a day, or so. $target forgot how much it was, mainly because no price was too much.
264264. Wutchu talkin' 'bout $User
265265. $User convinces everyone that $target likes scat.
266266. No, actually, fuck you. I am not gonna be a part of this. You need to get back to work $User . You fucking piece of human garbage. What do you think this is? A fucking game? Fuck off and die bro. Fuck off and die.
267267. $target becomes a living meme.
268268. And then $target slightly leaned over and lifted his leg in an effort to fart. But instead, the entire American National Anthem played out of his ass. Which totally embarrassed $target . Not cool, ass. Not cool.
269269. $target is that guy who plays Cards Against Humanity with you, but never wins because his cards literally never make sense in any funny way. What the fuck, $target ?
270270. I wanna have sex with you, $target, and your mother.
271271. THEY'RE EATING $target ..! AND THEN THEY ARE GOING TO EAT $User ..! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD..!!
272272. $User has the autisms.
273273. $target goes bugchasing with $User.
274274. "Yeah, I bet you love me cock in yer fukkin' asshole, matey," said $User to $target. Meanwhile $random faps to this.
275275. $User snuggles with $target non-sexually.
276276. $target kicks $User's balls or cooch.
277277. $target screehes loudly at $User as $User tried to tickle $target's pickle
278278. $User ferociously rims $target's tailhole while on all fours, oh murr, cumming hard, and then afterwards opening a bottle of beer to share together, pouring drinks, and making a toast to world peace.
279279. $User I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're referring to as yiff, is in fact, sex/yiff, or as I've recently taken to calling it, sex plus yiff. Yiff is not an operating sex unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning sex system made useful by the sexy corelibs, shell utilities and vital sex components comprising a full sex as defined by POSEX. Many computer users run a modified version of the sex system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of sex which is widely used today is often called yiff, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the sex system, developed by the sex project. There really is a yiff, and these people are doing it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Yiff in hell: The yiff is the system that allocates the User's resources to the other yiffs that you run. The User is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete sexual system. Yiff is normally used in combination with the sexy yiffing system: the whole system is basically sex with yiff added, or sex/yiff. All the so-called yiff distributions are really distributions of sex/yiff!
280280. $User gulps $target
281281. $User rubs $target's belly fluff
282282. another one
283283. Have you even kissed $target yet? I thought not. So now, $target can't be your first! It was me, $random!
284284. $User sues the living shit out of <@105559537280421888>
285285. new tf2 update
286286. $User gets a nosebleed seeing $target's naked body, and has just found a new lube to try out.
287287. $User gets noticed by his senpai, $target
288288. * $target mones and cums*
289289. $target gives all his shekles over to <@88218297916456960>
290290. $target steals the sheckels back from <@88218297916456960> and gives them to <@76992722828787712>
291291. $target watches <@76992722828787712> brutally rape <@88218297916456960> for attempting to steal his sheckels
292292. $target pays <@88218297916456960> with 4000 shekels to mug <@76992722828787712>
293293. <@95942155280867328> adds another person to the f@ list
294294. $User squishes $target
295295. $User shares a Gatorade with <@105696608229810176>.
296296. $target congratulations, prick, you've just made my ignore list. Was it worth it to you to make your "witty" comments and snide in-jokes to your discord pals about me if it meant you are now disappeared from my online experience? Have a nice life. I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the channels you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.
297297. hi bui was here
298298. $User $target $channel $random
299299. $User says its getting kinda cold as he strokes $target's fur. $target overclocks his 290x and locks it at 100% performance.
300300. $User overclocks $target's dick
301301. IT IS A SAD SHAME THAT YOUR ADVENTURES HAVE ENDED HERE $target
302302. $target gets its face slammed by a macro fat furry of the size of the entire universe
303303. $User lifts up the covers and reveals his enlarged cock to $target
304304. $User touches <@137291176209285121> Dragon Dong.
305305. $User adds another meta-yiff.
306306. $User donates to $target's patreon
307307. $User catches $target trying to autofellate
308308. $User fucks a Mudkip plushie that $target gave him.
309309. $User copyright's $target's dick to make it his and only his.
310310. $User empties his tube of creamy fag-gurt all over $target's face, while shouting "YOPLAIT"
311311. Porygon will crash if you do dis.
312312. If $target doesn't like and share this post, Avast will _kill herself_
313313. $target unknowingly walks into davie street and is never g=heard from again
314314. $target reads his SICP, and after 4 years of intensive study with Hal Abelson, is finally able to create a life-size sex robot of himself for $target
315315. $target and $User have consensual sex in the missionary position.
316316. pozzes $target
317317. $User cuddles $target's chest hair
318318. $User chews $target's hair
319319. $User scults $target's chestfluff
320320. <@122561983353585665> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T3NhguI-Hc
321321. $User cum's on $target's face. In a dream.
322322. $User cant stop $User wont stop.
323323. "I prefer to be the poopee," <@105278856813936640> explained to $target
324324. $target watches uncomfortably as $User eats a can of frosting with a spoon
325325. https://feen.us/t1y5.gif
326326. $target is the real Filthy Frank.
327327. _PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI_ $User _PUDDI_
328328. $target: What strength! But don't forget there are people like you all over the world!
329329. $User gives $target's meat a good ol' rub.
330330. <@131268847293562880> yiffs the 333 get
331331. https://media.giphy.com/media/26hlSY0zSzlD0M6PK/giphy.gif
332332. .checkem
333333. test
334334. .isup .yiff 337
335335. .isup.yiff 338
336336. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/140615464249327616/sm85d1.png
337337. $User pelts afrodiciac ice cubes at $target
338338. Warps around $target warm body and gives it a soft kiss on the forehead
339339. There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little $target thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" $target guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit meme. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic $targetfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "$target $target $target" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
340340. http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/815/838611969_191266.gif
341341. Sliiides a finger to the underside of your mouth swirling it around your tongue while a second finger makes his way through the throat, poking slightly its uvula~
342342. Adds $target Patreon to yiffparty
343343. $User comes dangerously close to swallowing $target whole, but stops too early and just holds $target on their tongue to tumble about and get soaking wet. What a tease.
344344. hump's $target Vowels after being digested and cums all over its insides, being a nasty mess of digested fur and cum
345345. One day, $target decided to take a shit because hey, he's $target
346346. $target gets a farewell kiss before leaving forever.
347347. $User invalidates yiff #350.
348348. $User finally builds up the courage to ask $target out, but walks in on them having their first kiss with $random .
349349. $target takes a step to the left, falls down a hole and dies, all while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFip1UyrG94 plays in the background
350350. $target is rejected after confessing to his crush.
351351. $target ruffles your chest playfuly while giving you a tender kiss, you can see a thread of saliva between them.
352352. $User touches $target's ulgus.
353353. <@105223960299319296>  asks $target to draw n8
354354. Leans on $target  as he grabs the back of he head, and goes for a simple yet warm kiss on his lips, after being out of breath, he slowly pulls away, both end up with a smile on their faces.
355355. $User toutches <@105559537280421888> 's ulgus
356356. @Everyone touches <@105559537280421888> Uglus at the same time
357357. passionately makes out with $target .Each time one of them would have to stop to catch their breath, both loving every minute of it, their saliva was dripping all over each other as their faces where planted on top of each other.
358358. $User rubs the underside of his dick along $target's ass, reveling in their needy whimpers.
359359. Confesses to $target after having a passionate night together.
360360. $target sits on $User's bare thighs and grabs both their dicks with one hand, stroking together while they leak all over.
361361. $target stammers out a phone conversation while $User hides under their desk and lovingly licks at their groin.
362362. After a long day in the gym, $User pins $target to the lockers and nervously confesses their crush with a needy boner and a heavy blush.
363363. $target takes a moment out of their busy workout schedule to plant their butt on $User's face, forcing their nose onto a moist and musky taint.
364364. Loud slaps echo throughout as $User expresses his dominance over $target with a series of well-deserved spanks and a sneaked grope or two.
365365. $User and $target snuggled for a little bit, their arms were around each other, $User hand was grasping $target 's , like a couple would do, They would plant their faces into each other here and there, enjoying their time together, for a few hours they were able to express how much they liked each other, being lucky enough to be able to share and express it.
366366. $User waits at least five minutes before hurriedly rushing over to sign up for the after-school club that they saw $target join.
367367. $target sticks their face into gnasen's peachy mouth.
368368. $User identifies a series of 6 triangles labelled T1 through T6, then builds up speed for 12 hours in order to rape a quad-parallel version of $target
369369. <@105223960299319296> eats a big bowl of literal shit with ketchup on it because he is canadian.
370370. stupid faggot $User fucking dies
371371. $User injects $target with 1000 marijuanas, killing them instantly.
372372. Invalidates .yiff 351
373373. $User indefinitely detains $target. "You're my high value target, $target..." $User blushes as they waterboard $target in a basement in an undisclosed location. $target cums consecutively and uncontrollably, but probably due to the car battery strapped to their genitals instead of outright arousal.
374374. $User yells out to $target, "I'M CUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMING!!!"
375375. lol scrub
376376. $User licks and tongues $target's asshole, rimming him and lifting up $target's legs, bringing $target back on $User's own face and eating out that God damn shithole for all of $channel to watch eternally.
377377. $target climbs out of bed wearing $User's oversized clothes and proceeds to make breakfast for the two of them.
378378. $User bundles up $target's shirt and presses it into his nose, breathing deeply. A little sweaty, but good.
379379. $User presses the back of their hand into $target's forehead to test for a fever before ordering them back into bed.
380380. $User and $target both moans in joy. "MHRRRRRHH" "GHAAAWWWLLLL ❤ !" $target feels $User deeply inside her, he stops moving fast and a pleasure wave takes him to the cliff.... this is the best part for both... *HUMPS DEEP*
381381. while cuddling in bed, $User claims he needs to get up to poop. $target smiles and slides under the covers instead.
382382. $User adds yet another shitty meta yiff. Good one, fuckface.
383383. >tfw no $target gf
384384. $target is found dead in a vat of honey and their own semen
385385. Captain $User orders some tea, Earl Grey, hot.
386386. With a decisive gulp, $target slips off $User's tongue and disappears into their gullet.
387387. $User shanks $target in the back with an ice axe for treason against the motherland
388388. .yiff $random
389389. $User eats $target whole! In reality, that'd be impossible, so actually $User just softly puts $target's ear in their mouth very softly and nibbles a bit.
390390. $User coaxes $target, who was already mentally unstable, into finally an heroing with a shotgun. $User then gives the skull fragments to those who he considers trve fvrries, and uses the brain matter as anal lube.
391391. $User eats $target's entire city whore. Gulp~
392392. $User eats $target's entire city whole. Gulp~
393393. $User tilts $target's head back and slowly slides his massive cock down the boy's warm throat
394394. Shut up <@93115098461110272>.
395395. $target is a ghost. It is foretold!
396396. $target gets a nice get, whatever that means.
397397. $User and $target were childhood friends, growing up together, going to the same college, getting drunk with each other until $target confesses his feelings to $User. Their parents disagreed with the notion, and so they ran away from home, finding new place to call home. They married each other, adopted children and lived happily ever af- Until the VR goggles notifies $User that its battery is running low.
398398. $target trembles and groans as $User passionately pounds him, but stops stroking himself off and stares blankly with discomfort after he hears "Ohh, Mr. Krabs" whispered into his ear
399399. off by one
400400. $User tries to seduce $target, but $target suddenly starts to complain about how his head hurts from the gluten in the pizza they shared.
401401. The last guy was a dumbass and didn't make a 404 joke. What a loser.
402402. $User brings their lips to $target, when suddenly $target belches out [UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL???]
403403. http://i.imgur.com/0eN319b.png
404404. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8Mx3nWwDF0
405405. $User proves with statistical evidence that his dick is better than $target's dick
406406. $User waited patiently, it was the end of the war. Childrens, parents and lovers all waited and celebrated the return of their loved ones from the war. $User gritted his teeth, it's been 5 years since $target left from this dock, shared their kiss together before he saw him board the ship. 6 months since $target last sent a letter about his wellbeing, and 2 months that the war has ended. There's been no news, no letter, no words about $target, $User gripped his palms together and looked down. He waited and waited, until every man on board has shared their affection to their loved ones. Then $User opened his eyes, looked forward, and shed a tear.
407407. $User, it's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you yiffing?
408408. $User shares hot cocaine with $target
409409. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMI6ojyvfU
410410. $User pulls down $target's underwar against his will
411411. $User licks $target's paws
412412. $target licks $User's paws
413413. $User wraps up cozily in $target's foreskin
414414. good yiff $User go౦ԁ yiFf thats ✔ a goodyiff rightth  ere right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯  НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ   💯     Good shit
415415. be $target. leave food out for too long. have flies. wake up one morning with maggots all over floor. Never seen maggots up close and lose. my. shit. in a sexual frenzy, pick up and stuff one into cock. feeling great. keeps poking out to escape, so I plug up the hole. It turns around and quickly heads down my cock. Holy fucking shit is this really happening? Grab cock at base to stop it. Heart racing. blindingly horny. let go as it gets to base. it keeps going, deeper and deeper. tickles the whole time. driving me crazy. passes asshole and disappears. can't feel it anymore. stuff more into my cock, but too much pre now. no traction. have the hardest, best orgasm of my life. deep maggot not there. Piss, but deep maggot still not there. Realize I actually cock vored something. Blow another load 5 more times in an hour. Just non-stop jerk surrounded by creepy crawlies. unrelated ultrasounds in the area don't see shit. Still have no idea what happened to it. Just assume it did come out with cum/piss and missed it. don't give a fuck, though. Prefer not to know.
416416. $target gets breed by dankmemes
417417. it's 420 y'all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
418418. $target, not looking for love or anything, just want a guy to cum fuck me like I wuill fuck her when she gets back. I am not really into wierd shit, just come over, I'll sniff some poppers and suck your dick and you can shove it up inside me. no diseases please, but u can bring over some pot or poppers if u have them. want this ass? send your stats. I am tall, good looking, not a model, but attractive. I have a few pics if you do.
419419. $User was the real killer of $target f kenndy.
420420. cock in and around my mouth
421421. $target, yur boobs are lopsided which is the reason why i like you, yur different physically and mentally
422422. $User is memesexual and reads the communist manifesto instead of making $target murr like the edgy faggot he is.
423423. get a life $User you fucking loser
424424. kys
425425. I'm white and I'm proud. $User
426426. $User: You're really a failure at life, you're 290 pounds, you've got horrible back hair, you sweat profusely, staining all your white clothes yellow, and you've killed 3 dogs by anal impaction.
427427. And then $target slightly leaned over and lifted his leg in an effort to fart. But instead, he pooped. Which totally embarrassed $target . Not cool, ass. Not cool.
428428. $target makes laughable insults towards $User for being a furry before watching the latest episode of mlp:fim
429429. $User HAS FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET IT UP
430430. $target finds themself trapped in the behind of $random 's messy diaper.
431431. $target poops as <@108341344497360896> watches _INTENTLY_
432432. $User's last load slowly leaks out of $target's twitching asshole.
433433. <@122561983353585665> is the prettiest and he _loves_ maws just _loves_ them
434434. $User gazes in horror and/or pleasure as he watches Nollix get swallowed whole by something, idk.
435435. $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE" $User: "HEEE" $target: "HEEE"
436436. $User gets the hiccups.
437437. $User enjoys a nice candlelit Stouffer's Lasagna dinner with <@109732359594643456>.
438438. <@109732359594643456> asks <@87689816128368640> to tell <@93493159434129408> to unblock him
439439. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0O4V_qIYAIX5DO.jpg
440440. $User 👀 $target
441441. $User 👄$target
442442. lol what did you expect you fucking furfaggot xDD
443443. no signs of intelligent life
444444. $User pet $target
445445. $User maows too much and $target becomes maow
446446. stupid faggot <@122561983353585665> fucking dies
447447. $User contracted AIDS from RicoTiger in 1996 and has been unknowingly spreading it ever since.
448448. .yt EL PERRITO SUPER GORDITO
449449. $User makes a mess of $target's pots and pans.
450450. DADDY FINGER DADDY FINGER WHERE ARE YOU
451451. $User, after 11 minutes of prodding by $target, shakes his spoopy ass AS FAST AS HE CAN
452452. The aristocrats!
453453. Murr hello my name is Tobi Wolf and I am a large and in charge anthro wolf seeking any females, herms, shemales, or futas of any furry species (Mostly interested in now any Equine herms or shemales, or bovine, or equines, or rodents as well as canines, human or anything else of those 4 of ages 18-25 but age is flexible to rp as my pet MUST BE SUB!!!! if interested pm me hehe your master is waiting ;) ( NO MALES PERIOD!!!!! MOSTLY LOOKING FOR LONG-TERM PROFILE RP ) also im sick and tired of some pets that rp with me for a bit decide to just ignore me due to the way I rp well if you don’t like it too bad doesn’t mean you have to ignore me also I am looking for absolutely loyal pets who will obey these rules. If you are interested in being my pet here are my rules I have only two main rules and 3 Sub rules which are optional of follow but id prefer if you did. Rule #1. You will follow all of my orders without question. Rule #2. You Will be loyal to only me. Sub rule #1. Id prefer if you would put me as your master on your profile hehe I like to let everyone else know who owns you. Sub rule #2. Id prefer if you would always wear the collar I will be giving you. And Sub rule #3. This is the most optional I prefer my pets to be nude unless told other wise I myself will be most of the time I personally don't really like clothes don't like how they feel but I will wear them depending on my mood. ( I AM ASLO LOOKING FOR A LONG-TERM MATE ANY FEMALES, HERMS, SHEMALES, or FUTAS of any species )
454454. $User steals $target and takes them to Seattle
455455. $User takes $target's shekels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
456456. $target fucking explodes
457457. <@85875617542709248> slaps $User's ass because he assumed something about $target
458458. $User touches $target's cum button
459459. $User 360 kickflip boneless double bogeys $target 's prostate
460460. $User slaps $target's ejaculation switch with the underside of his milk banana
461461. http://furrypost.ytmnd.com/
462462. Litsen here yu littl shit. You du not no howe hard the th developers worrked on thios app! They really wantted it to be good for u and you are not reespecting them at all!!!!!!! This is the good app and yu sheld appreciet it as mutch as th reall minecrap! LOL
463463. $User gives $target and $random some of the toy baby turtles he carries around in his pocket
464464. $target, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy Fucking, Brother!
465465. As i fock $target it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH $target , I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. $target also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
466466. don't forget to mention Lamina.
467467. REMOVE $target remove $target you are worst admn. you are the admin idiot you are the gay smell. return to mom basement. to our hashd cousin syou may come our discord. you may post in chanel... . ahahahaha ,discord we will never forgeve you. furfagg rascal FUck but fuck asshole admin stink discord yoohoo yohhoo..amdin fire best day of my life. take a bath of sTupid adminn..ahahahahahdiscord WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget own3d .discord we kill chat , discord return to your precious justin... .hahahahaha idiot admin and discord smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HORROR FROM THE PREMISES. you will lose discordbuck. skype+irc+telgram+flist=kill discord...youwill loes/
468468. And then <@105223960299319296> ate everything with ketchup and never liked good food unless it was choked on tomato and sugar paste.
469469. I would like $target who is coming into this neighborhood, going into people's backyards (including my own), taking the garden snakes, and sticking their schlongs into their mouths to stop. I wish to inform you that my dog is a robot and is trained to shoot bees out of its mouth on command, and will fire at you when it sees you fucking snakes. I am also trained in seven types of warfare, including underwater and outer space warfare. I am indestructible. Come at me, snake fucker.
470470. "I fuck snakes and I love it." - <@116704342899163141>. Man, that's a crazy thing to just say, isn't it $target?
471471. $User and $target construct an elaborate plan to kill President Obama and rescue their southern brothers from the union's tyranny but their plans are cut short when they're murdered by the Obama Youth Police (OYP).
472472. http://puu.sh/mmzC8/ee331deeec.jpg
473473. $User rp's with $target, but gets struck with the realization that he will never get to do any of this in real life because he is a weeaboo furry autist who doesn't even have basic social skills.
474474. $User gobbles up $target's creamy truffle butter
475475. $User charges his mystical JO crystal with $target, jerking vigorously to summon Captain Planet in a creamy blaze of light to fend off the forces of faggotry
476476. $User becomes a slayin' nigga, TRIPLE C'S. Meanwhile $Target chops their fingers off! 😃
477477. $User squiggles alluringly at $target~
478478. 🙏 Tahnk u <@62207735730536448>
479479. Tahnk u <@62207735730536448>
480480. <@127157546292084737>: Murr hello.
481481. 🙏 Thank you <@62207735730536448>
482482. $target is better than $random
483483. $User empties the contents of their used diaper onto the face of $target.
484484. $User cockteases $target to keep him distracted while he slips him some chloroform so they can be taken to an abandoned parking garage and strapped into a makeshift electric chair fashioned into a morbid test for survival to punish them for leaving their infant son to die of starvation in a high chair while on a drug bender
485485. $User helps zangusuu play with his wangusuu
486486. $target gags in disgust and shame after his fiftieth gooey mouth load, desperate to afford $User's low float Factory New Glock-18 Fade skin
487487. $User pacific rims $target
488488. $User locks up $target in the cuck shed and goes out to have his way with $random
489489. $User swallows sealed condoms filled with ammonia while $target funnels bleach into $User's ass, determined to make the most of his medical diagnosis
490490. $User jacks off for the fortieth time that day after failing to kill himself by overdosing on random pills from his medicine cabinet and gaining a seemingly permanent erection, giggling from the blood staying in his crotch and starting to leak from his cock
491491. $User ties off the end of the condom and pushes it further into $targets ass before zipping up their pants and casually walking off.
492492. $User vigorously strokes himself off with chocolate syrup while chugging it from the bottle, his dick starting to chafe when the syrup gets all stale and sticky
493493. $User vigorously strokes himself off with "chocolate syrup" while chugging it from the bottle, his dick starting to chafe when the syrup gets all stale and stinky
494494. <@93462387000090624> misses the 500 get
495495. 500 DICKS IN MY MOUTH
496496. off by one 😦 🔫
497497. $User draws a greasy santorum swastika on $target's face with his dick
498498. $User is appalled at yiff 502 and goes on hunger strike
499499. $User "Why are you so sweaty?" $target: "I was watching Cops."
500500. Suppose $target sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner. $User Shut the fuck up!
501501. $target teases $User about their chipped tusk.
502502. $User ’s nuts were near watermelon sized at this point in the barrage of hellish torture that one could only loosely define as fucking $target ‘s body. Those disease-filled orbs truly had nothing in them but a pure mixture of acrid, yellow, cheesy infection...splattered with blood and crawling with the eggs and larvae of countless parasites...all of which was meant to settle into their body and destroy it entirely. That monstrous knot of theirs split that gaping excuse for an asshole further and further apart with every brutal slam that transpired until, finally, after hearing such clinging, hungry words from $target ‘s dying maw, they dug their claws into the back of your thighs and deep down into the muscle for leverage. They snarled loudly and slammed with all her might, so much so that they lifted their entire lower half up into the air as that sickening, ripping sound of flesh filled the air one final time. Bones crunched and split apart as $target ‘s pelvis was shattered into nothingness, broken in half in order to swallow that footwide mass of flesh that immediately began feeding their load into their entire body...and with force unlike any other. That pole of dogcock swelled to near thirty inches as it rested between their lungs and seemingly exploded, its own sickening display of blackened blood and filth across their heart and innards. $User ripped their claws free of their thighs, tearing flesh and muscle away as they did so, before jerking their head back and pulling $target into their arms, their  fat canine tits dribbling the same slimy sickness into their backside as the rest of their body. $User bit down roughly into $target ‘s scruff and looked over their shoulder towards that stomach bulging diseased cock of theirs, only to then look back behind them and grunt their approval at the sight of their asshole having ripped up their backside from the sheer size of that knot.
503503. $User com in $target bootie! =w= u of poz now, wops!
504504. $User kicks <@93799233424982016> down the fucking stairs then proceeds to skullfuck him into submission.
505505. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/059/324/1279165661008.jpg?1279168353
506506. ❤️💛💚💙💜 🐰 💜💙💚💛❤️ but it was blocked by <@105368063272067072>
507507. $User takes $target behind his shed. He takes his shotgun to make the deed quick and painless.
508508. $random checks his Discord client in disappointment
509509. <@105223960299319296> bullies $target into giving him free art
510510. $target have hot yiffing with sex part and make juice in  hole of $User very very sex
511511. penis
512512. $User yiffs $target yiffily
513513. $User vapes.
514514. You're top notch, you know that, $target?
515515. $User grips $target's hand, easing together for a calm, passionate snuggle, basking in each other's loving warmth while their plane veers into the World Trade Center
516516. $User and $target take it to DMs, hoping nobody notices.
517517. $target is my #WCW
518518. $User traces their fingernail up the underside of $target's twitching dick, regardless of how much they whimper.
519519. $User travels back in time to kill Adolf Hitler so he can impress $target, but is rejected upon his return for eradicating $target's personal hero
520520. wah wah wah
521521. .addyiff 👌
522522. http://cdn.tinybuddha.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Man-and-Rainbow.png
523523. $User fights $target for possession of <@122561983353585665>.
524524. $User gives $target the kissies.
525525. $stranger gives $User a deluxe castration, complete with circumcision.
526526. $User rolls up a pepperoni pizza and uses it to jerk off $target, then gobbles the meaty, cheesey, semeny pizza roll in one bite. Then, $User licks the greasy Italian-American juices off of $target's melted cheeze DICK
527527. $User scrapes off some orange fungus growing between his thighs and smokes it in a blunt, giggling profusely while blood seeps from his pores and $target cowers in a corner brandishing a kitchen knife
528528. $User listens to death grips while fucking $target  till he gets noided
529529. $User slowly dips his ballsack into a warm bowl of Noodles & Company â„¢ Alfredo Montemoreâ„¢ while $target is enjoying some world-class Spaghetti.  $User slowly pushes the delicious bowl of Noodles & Company â„¢ Spaghetti away from $target, and places his balls right into $target's mouth.  The wonderful cheesy flavors of Noodles & Company's â„¢ Alfredo Montemoreâ„¢  make $target cry out in ecstacy as he begins to savor the balls in his mouth.  After the encounter, both of them use a Coca-Colaâ„¢ Freestyleâ„¢ machine to quench their thirst by choosing one of 100+ possible drink combinations.  $User and $target both leave feeling satisfied with their fast-casual dining experience, as well as feeling a close sexual bond.
530530. Is Suicide a Sin or is a Logical Choice? | Idea Channel | PBS Digital Studios
531531. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that $target doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. $target is undertaking a systematic effort to change this board, to make /furry/ more like the rest of the imageboard.
532532. Colorless green $User sleeps furiously
533533. $target listens awkwardly as $User gets yelled at by his parents.
534534. $User tugs and strokes at $target's dick until he accidentally inputs the Konami code as if it were a joystick, a small electronic beep emanating followed with a huge stream of jizz that $target doesn't even feel
535535. $User is kinkshamed out of the chat
536536. Everyone's looking for <@122561983353585665>, but don't realize he's hiding inside $random's mouth
537537. fuck you <@85877764539842560> fart
538538. $target gets bound, gagged and has their cock and balls swallowed whole by $User
539539. $User beats up $target and forces them to use their tongue as a makeshift buttplug.
540540. $User grins at $target as he begins to lube his hole up with his spit while $target began to jerk himself off as he waited eagerly for $User to fill him up with his dick.
541541. $target felt the head of $User 's cock against his hole and gasped as he pushed it in. $target Gripped the bedsheets on either side of him and bits his bottom lip as his cock stretched him open. $target cries in pain. $User put his palms on either side of $target 's head. He bents down and kiss him gently on the lips.
542542. <@87689816128368640> maks a brnd new yif but cunt spell to gud but he do his best $User is prod of nesooki and gives him so many pets.
543543. @User casts a spell on <#105257612144078848> that merges them all into a super long taur train, their consciousnesses become one, the pleasure overwhelming them all as they have one unified orgasm, painting the rugs white with all of their combined loads.
544544. $User jerks off to used microwaved diapers and gets both poz n cancer
545545. $User spreads $target legs apart and arched his back. $User groaned loudly as his man juice squirted deep inside $target 's hole. Then he collapsed on top of him as the remaining drops squirted in $target 's ass. He kissed $User 's shoulder softly and wrapped his arms around his back.
546546. $User quenches $target's thirst
547547. $User uses $target 's cum as dipping sauce for their chicken tenders.
548548. $User cums into a dog bowl and forces $target to drink it through a straw
549549. $User pulls $target into a warm, tight hug, not letting go, never ever, they die together years later, fused together into a disgusting but adorable hug-monster.
550550. $User came out to his family that he's into anal vore.
551551. http://d.facdn.net/art/incarnata/1338119031/1338119031.incarnata_mofu.gif
552552. $target lets out a ragged, wavering whimper as $User scoops him up, and grinds his fat, warm knot along $target's boyspot. A little river of pre flows out.
553553. $target jumps towards the railway as the train is coming close
554554. $User tries to yiff with $target but ends up crying as $target relentlessly kinkshames them.
555555. $User gives $target his soul.
556556. $User buries his face in $target's chest fluff, sighing in relief
557557. $User asks $target for their juicy 💦cummies💦, making him cringe so hard that his face caves in like in that *Simpsons* episode where the guy from Shelbyville eats a whole lemon.
558558. lude-n-rewd forces $User to have consensual sex with an attractive woman whether they like it or not!
559559. $target makes $User their slutty little princess
560560. <@109050221136203776> interjects because he wanted his own yiff.
561561. $User declares $random his best friend and oaths to protect him from bullies
562562. $target gets hyped for ZOOTOPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNyEkOgzAMAMC_5J7FxhDDZ1AUUKCCOkrMqerf2znOxzztMos5VGtfvN_OnqVtrqu0VHZXRMq1p3p2l-X2STXl497f2j2EEcc4AQJRiMzEHoj_N888DQQRCdjXQ1RWDDDZgBZoBbQ42iG4Vy3m-wOFnSYp.KgRxpOMq6yNGQD9m_bWTYMoGrkk.jpg
563563. $User gives $target's anus a curly whirly.
564564. $User lay there in bed, next to $target. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed $target on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend. Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump. "Stop.." $target mumbled with a growl, pushing him away. $User turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured. He shook $target awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, $User?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep. "I love you." -- "I love you too.." $target said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered. "Do you really love me?" -- "Yeah, why?" $target sat up further, sleep forgotten. "I want to mate with you.." $User blushed.
565565. $target is like being molested by your uncle. There's something off about him, but everyone regards him very highly, so you trust him, and then on a family camping trip out at Montauk Point he takes advantage of you. Years later, you accept and acknowledge what happened, but you still refuse to believe that he's scarred you, because that would put him in control, not you, and the last thing you want is a molester in control of your life -- but your denial doesn't make it the truth. You want to believe that deep down inside, $target is a good person, and you see that $target has very redeeming qualities, but you sit down to try and yiff with $target and all you can think of is that camel's hard, throbbing cock.
566566. $User sits down with $target, awkwardly adjusting their shirt and averting his gaze. $target looks midly confused, but aloof as always. With a quiet sigh and a hard swallow, $User turns to face $target, a rosy hue quickly spreading through their face as their eyes meet. "I..." $User struggled to blurt, doing their best not to lose composure. "I think I..." but he couldn't go any further, closing their eyes and looking down in pre-emptive shame. $target didn't know what to say or even how to react at all, their visage also brightly lit red. $target momentarily looks down, and after a curt smile, rests his hand atop $User 's, who then looks up in utter confusion. The unbearable silence is broken by a lone hiccup, as tears begin to stream down $User 's flustered cheeks. "I love you." they finally blurted down, immediately hunching down afterwards as if a demon had left their soul at peace for the first time in years. $target silently nodded, his passionate stare being more than enough proof that he shared the sentiment.
567567. One day while $User was masturbating, $target got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as $User stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached $User which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on $target too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! $target: "$User Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." $User: "Oh $target Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" $target grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head $target: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! $target then stuffed his head up into $User's tight ass! $random, $random and $random around the room watched intently as $target shoved his head back and forth into $User's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The others also became aroused and they all gathered around $target and $User and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. $User: "Oh my goodness, $target Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other furries became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed $target completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside $User's nice round ass. $User: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the furries went inside of poor squirming $User and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found $User, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of degenerates.
568568. $User holds hands with $target as they stroll down the park on a sunny Saturday morning.
569569. $target says he's going to spend the weekend at $User's place. Neither are ever seen again.
570570. $User pings $target just to irritate them when they wake up.
571571. Cheer up, $User! At least you're not <@131268847293562880>.
572572. 🔫 put the cummies in the bag
573573. Cars are gonna fall from your parents window
574574. Suddenly pineapples!
575575. Hes just like Foreverial tiedup $random and foreverial tiedup $random, but his species is Mouse not Rat or Kangaroo Rat, same full delitization process, same organs, same lips, same tongue, same nose, everything. fully wrapped tiedup all over leaving only head and feet visible just like foreverial tiedup $random and foreverial tiedup $random. Jumps around everywhere licking everyone and everything with his permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue. An all foreverially tiedup all over, permanent rubbery rope covered, rope mummified, fully wrapped, permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongued, permanent pastrami nosed, permanent bologna and ham earred, permanent ham lipped, permanent bologna mouthed, permanent bologna headed, permanent bologna brained, permanent bologna bodied, permanent bologna organned and permanent bologna insided, permanent ketchup, tomato, pizza, bbq and taco sauce type blooded, male licking happy mummy mouse. Thats all I am going to add, did this before, will do it again and more.
576576. $User gets something going with $target but then $random bursts in the room with that fucking stupid John Cena song and it ruins the mood. Nice job asshat.
577577. Look, Imma let you finish, $target is cool and all, but $random is a much better partner.
578578. In a display of their undying admiration, $User builds $target a potato knish manufacturing line in Minecraft designed after their own image.
579579. $User and $target double team <@85874994013298688> with belly rubs, getting him on his back for a chance to grab at their cock.
580580. $target touches $User's overly sensitive tip, making $User cum early instantly, drenching them in cum and startling $target.
581581. Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
582582. $User runs his tongue between $target's toes for the tenth time, before another order and rough tug on the ear puts him by the sweaty sole.
583583. $User doesn't know how to talk to $target, so he .yiff's him to make him notice him. How awkward can you be?
584584. $target is too busy jamming a Dasani water bottle up their ass to make sure it's really clean.  $target claims <@116704342899163141> assures him this will work well but it still seems really akward especially since they're in a McDonalds parking lot.
585585. $User and $target go out to dinner. The food was kinda mediocre and they didn't have any real chemisty, but they still had a one night stand anyways not wanting to let the effort go to waste. Their inexperience really showed in bed, but above all else both parties left satisfied and thinking about meeting up again in the future.
586586. $User will yiff youre dick off.
587587. $target you ever get that one song that makes you want to go and hurt somebody? To silently just snap and disembowel them to the sound of drown out pleas for help and saftey. Its not healthy, we both know it and its slowly getting worse. You can feel it creeping inside you, no rush or exhileration, just the feeling of causing immense suffering and pain on someone who didnt deserve anything.
588588. $User wants to be with $target but he gets cucked by $random instead
589589. $User pulls out his hyper dick, points to his face and asks $target "Wanna know how I got these scars?"
590590. $User would you smooch a panda?
591591. $User eats $target's cob.
592592. $User danks $target's meme supremes until he lets out a scream
593593. $User partakes in the ancient eastern art of "yiffing", as it is vulgarly referred to by amateurs.
594594. $User brains $target with a rock.
595595. $User opens a small diner with $target, only for Guy Fieri to crash a camero through their hopes, dreams, and window.
596596. $target misses the 600 get. Uh Oh.
597597. $User feels his bulge through his pants in public while looking $target in the eyes.
598598. Having known the prophecy, $User, $target, and $random now must go on a quest to the North Pole and defeat Saint Nicholas with his army of penguins and elves.
599599. $random has developed a device that swaps the bodies of two persons. He uses $User and $target as test subjects.
600600. $target is mad at $User for not using zir fucking pronouns.
601601. ❔What❔the fuck 😡😡 did you just fucking say about me, you little 🐕bitch🐕? I’ll have you know I graduated 🎓🎓 top🔝 of my class in the 🚢Navy🚢 Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous 😯secret😯 raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over❗❗ 300 ❗❗ confirmed 💀 kills 💀. I am trained in gorilla 🐒🐒 💥warfare 💥 and I’m the 🔝top🔝 sniper in the entire US 🔫 armed 🔫 forces 👮👮👮. You are nothing to me but just 🎯 another 🎯 target 🎯. I will wipe ❌ you ❌ the ❌ fuck ❌ out with 👀 precision 🎯🎯 the likes of which has never been 👀 seen 👀 before on this 🌎Earth🌎, mark 😡 my 😡 fucking 😡 words 😡. You think you can 👀 get away 👀with saying that shit to me over the Internet 💻? Think again, fucker. 👎👎👎 As we speak I am contacting my 🌐 secret network 🌐 of spies 👀👀👀 across the USA and your IP 🌐 is being traced 🕖 right now 🕧 so you better prepare for the ☔storm ☔, maggot 🐛🐛🐛. The storm ⚡⚡⚡ that wipes out the 😂 pathetic 😂 little thing you call your life. You’re 💀 fucking 💀💀💀 dead 💀💀💀, kid. I can be anywhere 🌎🌏🌍, anytime 🕧🕕🕦, and I can 💀 kill 💀 you💀 in over 🔢 seven 🔢 hundred 🔢 ways 📃, and that’s just with my ✋✋ bare hands✋✋. Not only am I extensively trained in 👊unarmed 👊 combat 👊, but I have access to the entire arsenal 🔫🔫🔫 of the United States 👮👮👮 Marine Corps 👮👮👮 and I will use it to its full extent to 💀 wipe 💀 your 💀 miserable 💀 ass 💀 off the face of the continent 🌎🌎, you little 💩shit 💩. If only you could have known 😵😵 what 😈unholy 😈 retribution your little “clever” comment 📄📄 was about to 👎bring 👎 down 👎 upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue👅👅👅. But you couldn’t ❌, you didn’t❌, and now you’re paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn idiot. I will 💩 shit 💩 fury 😡😡😡 all over you and you will 😱😱😱 drown 😱😱😱in it. You’re 💀 fucking 💀 dead 💀, kiddo. 💀💀💀
602602. Not many people know this, but $User is actually a walking shit monster in disguise. Made from $target's poo, he has no other goal than to return back home in his asshole.
603603. $target yells "let me go hello!"
604604. $User werfs $target's nebels 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐
605605. $User sits in the corner sobbing into their knees as everyone else yiffs with eachother.
606606. $User shoots <@105225003468861440> https://i.gyazo.com/e5063c99fce1854ddb925769832a89f9.png
607607. $User helps $target with their 200 word essay that's due tomorrow.
608608. $target suddenly realizes they have a quarry to settle.
609609. $User stares at $target with the blank, uncomfortable expression of a father who must explain to his paraplegic daughter that she will never be a ballerina.
610610. $User non-sexually rubs $target's feet after a long workout. Doesn't stop them from getting a boner anyways.
611611. $User buries their head in the crook of $target's neck and just breathes for a bit.
612612. $target gets tired of walking and jokingly complains, so $User hoists them up by the waist and gives them a shoulder ride all the way to the car.
613613. $User's heart falls a bit when $target calls them a good "friend". Stay strong, $User.
614614. $User commissions $target to draw porn of himself and $random. However $target becomes annoyed when $User pesters them every 30 minutes asking if its done yet.
615615. $User actually shows up to school with $target's copy of Perfect Dark that he borrowed five years ago.
616616. $User walks in on $target holding a vibrating controller to his underwear and shooting with an unlimited ammo cheat on.
617617. $User tries to .yiff $target just enough to where they're noticed, but not enough to seem desperate.
618618. $User shouts random animal noises in chat, hoping that someone will make a conversation out of it, not aware that everyone but $random thinks they're a retard.
619619. The class-wide camping trip takes an awkward turn when $User and $target take a tumble into the mud and have to sleep naked.
620620. Years after elementary school, $User feels pangs of regret for bullying $target but doesn't know how to apologize.
621621. $User awkwardly laughs along with his friends as they call $target a faggot, but silently grapples with their own confusing sexuality.
622622. $User finally gets the balls to ask $target out for coffee some time, and they accept.
623623. $User calls a random classmate ($target) for a reminder on their next assignment, but they end up talking all night.
624624. $User and $target are mercilessly called cute by the entire discord!
625625. $User tries to get to third base, but $target nervously pulls their hand away. And $User is ok with that.
626626. $User takes hold of $target's dick and yanks it, stretching it like taffy
627627. $User and $target joke about ERPing in DMs, but their conversations are really all heartfelt and cute.
628628. $User pretends to be into $target's favorite kink, even though it's a little gross, because they want $target to be happy. How sweet!
629629. $User bullies $target in general chat, but DMs them about it later to apologize.
630630. $User shows their favorite youtube video to $target, and is a little crestfallen when $target doesn't find it nearly as funny as them.
631631. $target calls $User cute, and $User can't tell if they're joking or just being nice.
632632. $User shouts racial slurs at the Pizza Hut, and $target turns bright red from embarrassment.
633633. $User asks $target if they like them, $target says "I guess" $User spends the next few years confused and insecure.
634634. $User realized that $target never returns the heart emoticon, and can't go to sleep for the rest of the night.
635635. $User pours out a personal problem to $target in DMs and then has regrets when $target awkwardly backpedals out of the conversation.
636636. $User buys a game on steam just to play it with $target, but then they drift apart.
637637. $User touches $target's big bap.
638638. 👅 🐾
639639. After spotting their jenkem bottles, $target is left wondering if $random 's parents are related.
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641641. http://i.imgur.com/KA1xIei.gifv
642642. $random calls <@119230556448882690> a newfag.
643643. $User $User can't you see? $target and $random were meant to hang from trees.
644644. $User makes plans for a hot date but $target has to cancel because they are still not over Zayn leaving One Direction and are currently an emotional wreck.
645645. Look. If you had, mom's spaghetti.. would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo.. His palms spaghetti,  knees weak, arms spaghetti. There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, Mom's spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm cpaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti, what he wrote down. The whole crowd goes spaghetti. But he opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out. He's chiokin', how. Everybody's jokin' now. Spaghetti's run out. Time's up, over, Blaugh! Snap back to spaghetti. Oh - there goes spaghetti. Oh - there goes spaghetti. Blaugh!
646646. Lemme sing you a song lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
647647. If I speak God's Word with power, revealing all his mysteries and making everything plain as day, and if I have faith that says to a mountain, "Jump", and it jumps, but I don't love, I'm nothing. God's word is Fus. If I give everything I own to the poor and even go to the stake to be burned as a martyr, but don't love, I've gotten nowhere. So, no matter what I say, what I believe, and what I do, I'm bankrupt without love. Love never gives up. Love cares more for others than for self. Love doesn't want what it doesn't have. Love doesn't strut, doesn't have a swelled head, Doesn't force itself on others,  Isn't always "me first," Doesn't fly off the handle, Doesn't keep score of the sins of others, Doesn't revel when others grovel, Takes pleasure in the flowering of truth, Puts up with anything, Trusts God always, Always looks for the best,
648648. $User hesitantly, yet gratingly demands to read the barcode aloud to $target at the register, not wanting lasers touching his food.
649649. $User eats RicoTiger's ricotta
650650. $User kisses $target on the lips.
651651. 8==✊==D💦😍
652652. $User prepares for his night out with $target by rubbing a half melted chocolate bar between his ass cheeks, hoping $target doesn't notice it's April 1st
653653. $User and $target did it a few times but didn't get anything
654654. Look, $target, I'm sorry,  If you've dealt with the people I have you'd probaly see it differently.  I don't care about you $target being gay I dont even care, something loltriggers me about people being sexually reckless and naive and sometimes i just go fucking crazy on people over it, i really should stop because i'll piss off one of those self righeous dick in every hole 24/7 faggots who will slash my tires or some shit, furry and the whole nerd scene seems to have a penchant for "malicious sexuality" bullshit im not even going to try to explain, like convincing someone to go along with shit they dont really want too and they end up getting turned out at a con, its fucking abhorrent and whenever im reminded that shit exists it sends me into a rage.
655655. You look like someone crushed a memeball into looking like a smaller memeball
656656. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALlowTXw6Qg
657657. $User bursts into tears and throws a fit in public when $target wont buy them the dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.
658658. $User baps $target on the nose.
659659. $User baptizes $target's nose
660660. $User plays that overly hyped-up Warframe game with $target while also giving the most powerfully hard oral anyone could manage.
661661. $User thinks $target is neat.
662662. $User does cockvore with his little buddy $target but he suddenly slips inside and never returns
663663. $User strokes $target's hair.
664664. hello
665665. http://i.imgur.com/kT8Ig26.jpg bui pls
666666. $User sleeps on $target.
667667. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLb9jPuDS9Y
668668. $target fucks $User
669669. $User mounts $target
670670. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42jnNqBHqnA
671671. $User FALCON PUNCHES <@105696608229810176> 's cloaca.
672672. hooHooOOO OOOLIE SHiT 💩 looK WHO it FucKIN IS! 👲👲👲 it's the kiNG👏👏👐👑💎 oF tHe FUCKING MAMES 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 he'S GOT ALL KInnA SHIT like your AYylMaoS👾👽 youR chEEZburgir caTs 😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼 and even that fuckiNG FISH🐠 rev up thOSE DANK BURNERS CAUSE ITS GETTING 💦💧SAucY toNIGHT WITH THIS ouTSTANDING plETHORA OF MAMES FROM THE KInG💫✨👑💍💎🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
673673. <@122561983353585665> complains about people exerting favoritism
674674. https://ghostbin.com/paste/u9p9e
675675. <@109034286505549824> gets together with <@119955466930487296> and tastes his spicy meat
676676. <@95942155280867328> loves memes and meme accessories he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰 are mercilessly called cute by the entire discord!
677677. 😜💦🍆
678678. dude same
679679. my man
680680. slow down!
681681. meme................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... >/////////<
682682. *snaps* yes!
683683. why contain it
684684. now you're just somebody that I used to know
685685. there is nothing😃 😃 😃 left in my soul💦💦but cummies💦daddy tore it from me😃💦💦💦😙 😙 😙 i am a shallow cummie bank💦💦💦💦💦💦❤️ ❤️ with no personality💯💯💯🆘🆘 please help me😂 😂 the cummies are causing my skin to become necrotic🍆🍑🙈💦💦 there is blood everywhere😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cummies💦
686686. d u d e  s a m e
687687. same dude
688688. <@127296623779774464> comic
689689. murders a priest
690690. ＨＥＬＰ　ＡＬＬ　ＴＨＩＳ　ＦＵＬＬＷＩＤＴＨ　ＩＳ　ＫＩＬＬＩＮＧ　ＭＥ
691691. <@93115098461110272> I said come in, stalker. Don't just stand there.
692692. <@93115098461110272> get out of here stalker
693693. $User adds to $target's cummie counter.
694694. Wow $User, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you.
695695. $User gets jiggy with $target
696696. I'M CUM!!
697697. <@93462387000090624> fails another get
698698. nigger
699699. $User, please kill yourself. Thanks.
700700. $User finds a nice secluded piece of nature in the forest, ties an unconscious $target to a cross centered in wood scraps, and kindles the flame. Only through sacrifice will we enter the Kingdom of God.
701701. $User fuck
702702. $target gets pet gently, but with purpose, by $User . This pleases $target so much that all they can think to do is sprawl out and surrender to the strokes and carress of $User 's touch. Then $random shows up and tells them to take it to <#105306979773239296> and $User gets kind of irritated by this... but $target takes it too personally and starts sobbing violently and makes a tumblr post about it.
703703. $target shows off his dick to $User, $User says "You know what you gotta do with that right? You gotta put a bangin' donk on it." $User proceeds to twerk on $target's cock.
704704. $User kisses $target on the nether-lips
705705. $User vores $target with their prolapsed anus
706706. Ryan no one likes you. Ryan no one wants your cummies. Ryan you are bad person. Ryan you are not even worthwhile slut. Ryan kill yourself. :^)
707707. $User sits in chair with penis
708708. $User does marriage Juana's with $target.
709709. $User kpleasets $target 's tailhole
710710. fuck you 😃
711711. fuck off
712712. Fresh off the boat, from reddit, $target? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on /furry/ by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is /furry/. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, $target . . . that is if you can handle it.
713713. $User gets a really fucking funny metayiff. Everybody is literally dying of laughter because of how creative and witty it is.
714714. $User tries to do something nasty to $target but he misses completely and ends up TFing <@105368063272067072> into something lewd instead.
715715. fuck the yiffs we'll make our own yiffs
716716. ＳＨＡＬＬ　ＮＯＴ　ＢＥ　ＩＮＦＲＩＮＧＥＤ
717717. https://youtu.be/MesUsWsHZco
718718. $User https://i.imgur.com/T5wbsLd.png
719719. http://i.imgur.com/9P57neH.png
720720. http://puu.sh/n85xr/452dacdc50.jpg
721721. $target gets cornered in a dark alley by Jamal, Jamumbo and Jambo.
722722. A man with a beard, ponytail and penguin tee-shirt convinces $target to reconsider their choice of operating system.
723723. $User cries out in pain as they strike $target.
724724. The Gains Goblin takes away $target 's gains.
725725. $target died as he lived: insipid and ignorant.
726726. $User makes a V with his index and middle finger. Then wiggles his tongue through it at $target 's general direction.
727727. $User scoffs at $target 's taste in lowercase dungeon synth and post-avant doomcore.
728728. $User makes a joke about raping $target. It falls in bad taste and $User looks like a creep, wishing he could just undo ever sending the message. $User, what the fuck is wrong with you?
729729. https://youtu.be/dV8cd3PLPNI?t=17s
730730. $User pulls down $target's pajamas, and rubs his nose on $target's skin-tight underwear, breathing in the slightly moist, pheromone-coated bulge. $target lets out groggy moans as his member swells and pops out of his undergarments, too drowsy to resist.
731731. $target is the worst Youtuber ever, $target comment on $User's video Flash sentry hurts twilight sparkles feeling "What the fuck was that?" $target commented me "Says the diaper freak." And by the way, $User murdered $target, $target you're the worst youtuber ever...... Arthur belongs to $User
732732. $User outs $target as Rabbi Sholomo Ettinger working for the Mossad.
733733. $User uses their computer as a dildo.
734734. $target lies chest down, prone on his bed, while $User hovers over him. $User lightly rubs the tip of his cock on $target's perineum and anus, making it slightly moist with pre-cum. $User leans in, and his cock's begins to sink into $target's twitching hole. $target takes in a deep breath and freezes with anticipation, as the growing circumference of $User's firm head clears the entrance. $target looks behind him, and as his eyes meet with $User's, $User abruptly thrusts in every inch of his solid shaft into $target. Letting out a harsh moan, $target gives in to $User's unyeilding cock. Unable to move, $target's body goes limp as all his physical, mental, and sexual energy is focused on $User's huge muscle driving into his asshole, and scraping his prostate with every repeated push. At the peak of pleasure, $target releases a torrent of unrestrained moans as his soft, tiny dick begins leaking sticky fluids. $User thrusts with a speed and strength that makes $target let out a thunderous groan. $User makes one final pound, and releases a spasming stream of semen deep inside of $target, whose bottom repeatedly clenches as more cum dribbles out of his twitching dick. $User collapses over $target with his erect cock still inside. His lips creep over to $target's neck, with his labored breath hitting $target's ear. $target turns his head, $User drives his lips down, and they engage in an extended series blissful, unruly kisses. $User rolls over, and his phallus slides out of $target's shuddering anus. Thick dribbles of ejaculate spill out, and pool around $target's softening little prick. $User and $target sit in the afterglow and eventally fall asleep in each other's embrace.
735735. $User is so lonely he tries to yiff $target
736736. $target becomes a meme.
737737. After $User shoots a crazed soccer mom, veteran cop $target is called to the scene and notices his patrician taste in firearms. They become range buddies and suck each others dicks while shoving Mosin Nagant bolts up their cosmoline-lubed butts.
738738. <$User>: We're the same, you and I. <$target>: Heh... I guess it can't be helped. *unsheaths knot*
739739. \<$User\>
740740. $target has too much fun with vegetables and has to get his anal ring inspected by $User.
741741. Get out of here, Stalker!
742742. $User puts his hands in $target 's pants, and then $target 's underwear.  $User holds $target 's cock with a strong grip.
743743. $User yells "Yaayy SEX!", approaching $target as $target backs away nervously...
744744. $target cums... FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS BLOW!!!!!
745745. $User THE BEST!
746746. $User spoons with $target. Guess who's the little spoon?
747747. <@105223960299319296> smears ketchup on u
748748. little $User fucking dies
749749. $User gets to pet a panda
750750. <@105223960299319296> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MesUsWsHZco
751751. 744 <@105696608229810176>
752752. $target couldn't help but moan and grope herself as $User starts to change their body into something that suits them better.
753753. 🌺🌷❤️💖❤️🌷🌺 wanna be gay?
754754. c( u  °  .°)
755755. $target vapes.
756756. $randomvapes.
757757. caress $target hair with their fingertips
758758. $random blows a vape cloud in the shape of a minion
759759. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi8za2kTJDs
760760. http://puu.sh/nsMpD/bd5273cb76.png
761761. 911 $target is the true culprit behind the 9/11 attacks.
762762. $User lovingly calls out to $target and his whole face becomes a grin; he then pushes into $target's hips
763763. $User works his hand harder and harder on $target's cock, wet sounds echoing through the room
764764. http://puu.sh/nhnZ8/56f0c77365.jpg
765765. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBpH0CP_Phc
766766. skeet skeet skeet
767767. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515DYWPLjQL.jpg <@62207735730536448>  irl
768768. $User hugs and kisses $target.
769769. $User bullies $target's butt until $target starts whining about not having anything in it!
770770. •m•
771771. $target makes $User's penis turn into the BIG PENIS
772772. Special Chance! Send <@146509219410083840> pictures of your dick for a rating!
773773. $User smiles at $target before gently sliding their dick down $target 's urethra. It hurts a little bit, but being this close to each other made it all worth it.
774774. $User cringes at $target's extreme display of autism. Good going, $target.
775775. suh dude
776776. http://puu.sh/nvfO8/4e6ea53a82.jpg
777777. he need some milk
778778. $User That yiff doesn't exist.
779779. $User comes to brazil
780780. $target gets his rump **brofisted** by $User. Yeah, <@62207735730536448> likes that.
781781. $User 's internet history is exposed to their parents
782782. $User is busy fucking $target in the ass, but <@122561983353585665> comes along and tries to squeeze himself into $target's open maw while he's fucked silly. Bad kitty!
783783. After months of mental anguish, <@122561983353585665> finally snaps and screams, "FEEL THE BERN!!!" very loudly and wakes his neighbours up!
784784. $User kisses <@105225003468861440> on the lips, but <@105225003468861440> gets too overwhelmed by it all and starts to sob uncontrollably. $target feels bad about this, and takes <@105225003468861440> out to see Bee Movie with $User, but <@105225003468861440> gets seated in between the two of them, and $target and $User both kiss <@105225003468861440> on his cheek!
785785. $User spanks $target's fat ass and giggles to themself as it jiggles.
786786. $User spanks $targe's fat belly and gets scared when it doesn't stop jiggling.
787787. $User maces a gamestop employee over the color of $target's arms.
788788. $User puts $target and $random in gay baby jail
789789. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRSbj5ET2ts
790790. $User merely thinks about $target and it's enough to make them cum.
791791. $User puts a shrunken $target on their giant, wet tongue and just leaves them there.
792792. $User FUCK ME UP FAM ⎛⎛⎛⎛⎞⎞⎞⎲⎲⎲⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎳⎠⎨JUST FUCK ME UP⎬
793793. dumb gay baby $target
794794. $User points out $target 's Jewish surname.
795795. maow
796796. $User makes an ASMR video and sends it to the president of Brazil
797797. http://i.imgur.com/nAjlgsK.jpg
798798. http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/e/e8/Picard2379.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120311033504&path-prefix=en
799799. <@86832670511755264> <@112440419815571456> <@106422931264929792> joins the same room to play Ape Escape
800800. $User owns $target's tail!
801801. $User isn't invited to $target's birthday party and they get so mad that they go ÒmÓ and poison the cake.
802802. Num rápido movimento, $User toma a goiaba da mão do $target .
803803. $User shits myself
804804. $User makes $target his sweetheart.
805805. $User is forced to yiff $random instead
806806. $User comfies up in $target's foreskin.
807807. http://i.imgur.com/SdEimxM.png
808808. $User firebombs $target's ass
809809. XX=Female, XY=male. Deal with it #TheTriggering
810810. $random faps into his nostrills
811811. $User forcedfeeds too much viagra to $target, causing them to have a heart attack and die, but that doesn't stop $User from having fun.
812812. $User makes a reference to a random piece of specific esoterica only $User knows, probably something autistic to boot. Nice going dickweed, you're real funny.
813813. $User can't master emacs and gets real salty about it
814814. $User protests at a Trump rally and gets complimented for it.
815815. $User jerks off $target while he is sleeping, $target is pretending to be sleeping.
816816. $User beckons $target over with their legs spread and a sultry expression on their face. $target kneels between $User's spread legs AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
817817. $User adds a yiff to immediately use on $target so they can pretend to have sex with them or whatever.
818818. $target sits on $Users lap comfortably.
819819. $User gets super excited when the yiff he wrote thinking of of $target comes up randomly just as he imagined it
820820. $User and $target have consensual sex in the missionary position, but not for the purpose of procreation.
821821. $User takes a step to the left, falls down a hole and dies, all while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef8G06PRfjg plays in the background
822822. $User rubs noses with $target
823823. $User who doesnt eat pork buns is never a whole $User
824824. $User and $target decide to double-penetrate a big-dicked shota catboy.
825825. $User is about to finally shove his bird dick into $target, but thankfully <@145283751608451073> arrives just in time to remind them that birds dont have cocks.
826826. $target's ass becomes noticeably fatter as $User starts to turn them into a girl!
827827. SIT ON MY FACE
828828. http://i.imgur.com/ntSXcbs.png
829829. <@105225003468861440> has a cold 😷so $target and $User stay away from him!
830830. $target shoves their face into $User's maw
831831. $target gets cummies for $User 💦💦💦😍
832832. $User touches $target's tail without asking! D:
833833. "eat poop $target" - From $User xoxo
834834. "Huff a fart right out of my ass and hold it like a bong hit $target" - from $User
835835. $User licks $target's paws.
836836. $target eats kitty litter saturated with $User's vomit.
837837. http://puu.sh/nCz95/c3635fbddd.jpg
838838. @User: I am a millenial, yes. I am 28.  However I am not some fuckhead shiteater millenial like the rest of my shit generation
839839. This $User tires so hard to do work but is distracted by a 2 vibrator controlled on their dick and in their ass by said $target
840840. $User TFs $target into the perfect fertile female, then pounds them for hours.
841841. $User adds $target on steam
842842. <@108341344497360896> Roblox, stylized as RŌBLOX, is a massively multiplayer online game created and marketed toward children and teenagers aged 8–18. In the game, players are able to create their own virtual world, in which they or other members may enter and socialize within the blocks of varying shapes, sizes, and colors. Games on Roblox can be scripted using a sandboxed edition of Lua 5.1 to affect events that occur in-game and create different scenarios. The company's main source of revenue comes from players buying Robux, the main virtual currency in the game, and from players buying "Builders Club" access, a status which gives virtual benefits to users. Players who have created an account may purchase either Builders Club, Turbo Builders Club, or Outrageous Builders Club, otherwise known by users as BC, TBC, and OBC, respectively.
843843. only im PMs you gay fuck
844844. $target TFs into a perfect clone of $random.
845845. memes?
846846. ...but nothing happened!
847847. WAUZ JAUZ WAUZ JAUZ
848848. there are good memes and bad memes
849849. $User frosts a cake with his ass! $target thinks that FEEEEEEEELLLSSSS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD
850850. $User has a big, painful zit on his taint!! Thankfully, $target is there to suck all that juicy pus out!
851851. $User loses his dermatologist certification by showing $target how to drain an abscess without his hsnds
852852. $User memes $target dankly
853853. $User pours some hot water unto his micropenis while squealing like a pig. $target observes silently.
854854. chinks
855855. .yiff <@62207735730536448>
856856. .yiff <@62207735730536448> 858
857857. $User yells at $target's dick, telling it to stop getting hard
858858. $User rrers at $target
859859. $User hoists $target up for a shoulder ride.
860860. $User kneels down to let $target climb onto their back for a bumpy, playful piggyback ride.
861861. $User puts his dongle in $target's USB port.
862862. $User procures <@122561983353585665> out of nowhere and deposits them into $target's maw.
863863. Omg yes so hawt it feel good to hump a $target like that so hawt mmh murr
864864. $User becomes a slayin' nigga, TRIPLE C'S. Meanwhile $target chops their fingers off! 😃
865865. $User stabs $target in the ass over and over. There is a lot of blood.
866866. $User gets a chainsaw and splits $target's legs down the middle of each, muttering something about 'dividing and conquering that ass'
867867. $target wipes a booger underneath the closest piece of furniture.
868868. $User puts a twist on things and draws a picture of his dick for $target instead of taking a dick pic
869869. $User merely thinks about $target and cums.
870870. $User calls $target on their cellphone
871871. "Pssst, $target thinks you have a nice knot $User" - $random
872872. I THINK $target's BUTT IS BIG
873873. $target --> 💩
874874. العربية
875875. https://youtu.be/nPvuNsRccVw?t=5s
876876. What the YIFF did you just _murr_ to me you little shit?
877877. KONO DIO DA
878878. KONO DIO DA!
879879. KONO DIO DA!!
880880. KONO DIO DA!!!
881881. KONO DIO DA!!!!
882882. *hug*
883883. $User 's knot teleports into $target 's ass
884884. $User sticks his cock in <@113867570884378624> 's ass
885885. trips yiff get fuck off <@105278856813936640> is the best
886886. <@105278856813936640> is an annoying faggot pass it on
887887. $target squeezes their newly formed girl chest that $User "helped" them get. $target can't seem to stop!
888888. $User sucks $target 's knot
889889. $User starts crying because he didn't get the .yiff he wanted and $target just sort of stares blankly.
890890. $User walks in on $target shoving a huge black dildo in his ass while staring down a 5x10 glossy portrait of Jaden Smith. $User decides to leave.
891891. $User uses the .yiff command because he's too much of a fat loser to have a normal conversation with someone.
892892. hi <@105278856813936640>
893893. ban @ryan
894894. please dont hack me, <@62207735730536448>
895895. $User pins $target against the wall, fingers slipping below $target 's waist to rub at their brand new, fully formed pussy.
896896. it ryan http://arstechnica.com/wp-content/uploads/authors/Ryan-Paul.jpg
897897. check'em
898898. http://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/vaccination-facts-braveheart.jpg it bui
899899. $target should go away. He's a worthless person who should just stop existing. People like him are nothing but bad people who ruin things. He doesn't contribute anything, he just leeches and breaks things and ruins things for people. He should go away forever and never come back.
900900. I JUST WANT TO TALK TO FURRIES ON OMEGLE FOR ONCE. I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH A GENERAL FURRY POPULATION AND NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH $target'S BULLSHIT ANYMORE. I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT OMG
901901. $target should never leave. He's a lovely person who should live forever. People like him are the best kind of people who make everything better. He always adds to everything, and he just keeps staying positive and reinforcing everyone. He will hopefully stay forever and never leave.
902902. $User f@#$ses with $target:)
903903. $User, stop .yiffing and go to bed.
904904. $User chap $target hed of
905905. $target touches $User's cockfoot.
906906. While browsing .E621, $target pops out of $User's screen and balaces them with a shoehorn.
907907. "did you steal a child for pizza"
908908. $User smashes $target's like button 🔥 🔥 🔥 👀
909909. $User misses $target's like button and smashes into WTC 1 🔥 🔥 🔥 👀
910910. $User gives $target a kiss for every letter in their username
911911. $User gives $target a kiss for every letter in their username.
912912. With complete control of $target's body, $User forces $target's mouth open wide and slides their throbbing cock into their wet mouth.
913913. $target yells out, "I'M SCARED OF $User !!!!!". Also did you know that niggers should ___die___? LOL! 😦
914914. $User snaps their fingers, and $target cums on command! Sticky...
915915. <@149979695167963137> is just <@105223960299319296> trying to undercover boss our asses. Unfurcover boss, if you will.
916916. MAOW! MAWOMAWWMAAWMOWAMOWAMOWAMOWAMOWAMO! *MAOW* **MAOW** ***MAOW*** mew
917917. Gently caress belly for a little too long so it gets awkward, then leave while dropping your spaghetti.
918918. https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwcsNwyAMANBdGADb1HySa1fovbIIglRJQcE9Vd29733N5zrMaprqmCvAts_cr81O7ZfUYmvv9Sgy9mlzP0FUJbezvHUCoXc-BnLEjDElTkAByYdboIgB2TMTOCRGdgstlDw_mujzLmpfo5rfH_7iJY8.7bZ9lxrGy2e-6_Vl-44fYBX395Y.jpg?width=400&height=298
919919. FUCK NIGGERS! 🔫 🔫 😠 😠 🔥 🔥
920920. $User wants to make $target have a funny face so target decided to hide a colony of bees inside a sandwich $User gives to $target . Hilarity ensues.
921921. $target is only on 3 layers of irony. What a prude.
922922. $target is on 420⁶⁹ layers of irony. He has transcended this plane of existence, and is soon to move even further beyond.
923923. Dumb gay baby. $User
924924. http://puu.sh/nL0To/022c5efd62.png
925925. https://discordapp.com/api/users/119955466930487296/avatars/d3ad1f73f40ead491c5a4583cf9f25f7.jpg
926926. $User rifles through $target's clothes, rubbing a Hershey's bar into the seat of his underwear
927927. $target is forced to their knees in anticipation of $User's throbbing, wet dick.
928928. $User puts $target in gay baby jail and throws away the key
929929. $target looks pretty sexy as a girl.
930930. $User dies as he lived: thirsty af tbh fam
931931. $User punches $target so hard he dies.
932932. $target begs the artists in <#108290623366250496> for free arts. Have some fucking dignity you sack of shit.
933933. https://youtu.be/UbJyaHyVL24
934934. $target is the guy who "sings along" to vaporwave. How the fuck you gonna sing Bwaaah Bwwwaaaah bwah bwah bwah nigga 😂😂👏👏
935935. $target Gets knocked down, but he gets up again, $User's never gonna keep him down.
936936. ( )) <--> (( )
937937. <@62207735730536448> is an annoying faggot pass it on
938938. $target does a scr like a judd HOOPERS
939939. $target ate all the god-damn cabbages >:^(
940940. Ew, $User that's gay!
941941. ```1 BLOCKED MESSAGE```
942942. I smell heresy, $User is the accused
943943. $User gives <@105225003468861440> a dust bath
944944. $target and $User sitting in a tree, Y-I-F-F-I-N-G.
945945. <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448> <@62207735730536448>
946946. <@62207735730536448>  ❤ 's Irn Bru
947947. $User eats out $target's ass*
948948. shoots a shink ray at $target 's dick
949949. <@62207735730536448> lick's $target's paws
950950. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/161665310473060355/tumblr_nvpr1btrM41rk15gjo8_540.png
951951. $User full farts in $target's stæsj
952952. http://puu.sh/nPmpT/287c48b409.png
953953. $target felt something thick and foreign against her rear, a cock like no other $target had experienced that seemed to radiate heat. $target felt a little frightened as her panties were pulled and forced to her knees, her body shaking in a mixture of excitement and fear. Rather than take her there, he turned her around so $target could see him fully, his maw moving over her breasts to lick each, allowing her to see him in full. He had already been taller than her, but now he was a beast of muscle and jet black fur with a bit of a gut and a bright red cock twitching between them. With each stroke of his tongue against her sensitive chest $target felt a bit more of her fear being pushed aside and so soon being replaced by anticipation of how that thing would feel inside of her, of how this strange beast that wore her boss's name would ravage her. Stepping out of her underwear $target noticed $target was being pushed back until her plump rear hit the table, her back soon meeting the top, that hulking creature above her, tongue still dragging at her chest, those strong hands gripping at her thighs to spread them apart. $target winced just a bit as $target felt those claws dig in just a bit, but as $target whimpered his grip eased on her thighs. At the same time $target felt the creature's cock begin grinding against her pussy, not yet entering, only teasing her entrance as he continued to lavish her breasts in kisses, even giving each a careful nip before moving to stand fully between her legs.
954954. <@62207735730536448> how the fugg do you make it so that it says the person who yiffed and the person who yiffed at??? 😠
955955. http://puu.sh/nQ4IH.jpg
956956. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
957957. <target> murrs fuckingly
958958. $target comes to brazil http://i.imgur.com/L0uMXxm.png
959959. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/158700033443627008/161971237189320706/Discord_2016-03-21_21-46-40.png
960960. $User puts his favorite hoodie on $target
961961. $User puts a collar on $target's neck and takes them out on a walk.
962962. $User takes the puppy play a step further and teaches $target some tricks, with tasty gummy bears as positive reinforcement.
963963. No matter what time it is or what you are doing; $target, go to bed.
964964. $User cuts up $target and slices them into a pan, thoroughly cooking them to serve <@105225003468861440> for dinner
965965. $target sneezes and becomes the monster by mistake. He's joined by $User the ghost.
966966. <@143386242426470400> <@109532770841145344> https://static1.e621.net/data/63/1a/631aed31524d4ca698aab54c4ba45317.png
967967. <@86921556269228032> the hedgehog http://orig12.deviantart.net/6c1c/f/2011/259/5/4/mel_the_hedgehog_by_abbythehedgehog-d4a1z7q.png
968968. word around the office is that $random has a fat cock
969969. *bites*
970970. http://i.imgur.com/96VbYo7.png
971971. $User wants to do lewd things to $target, but $random keeps butting in and making it weird.
972972. And there he was, $target, just as he had always been. Except that he was a faggot.
973973. $User dies and blames 64 tick
974974. $User adds a yiff because it's the hip and fad thing to do
975975. $User apologizes for all the stupid, User-only meta yiffs. Sorry $channel.
976976. $target makes a cute girl!
977977. $User needs to sleep early at night but instead stays up doing lewd things with $target . Resulting in a wierd mix of regret and pleasure in the morning.
978978. <@119955466930487296> http://i.imgur.com/z4jEj8m.png
979979. $User adds yet another meta yiff making fun of meta yiffs
980980. stfu veet
981981. little $random fucking dies
982982. $target is the ringmaster of the Counterfeit $User cummie mob!
983983. .cum
984984. lol xd
985985. $User __memes__ $target rather `dankly`
986986. Newsflash, $target is the vaping toriel.
987987. <@130246810492076032> <@104602382716899328> <#105257612144078848>
988988. $User waves at $target
989989. After a wild night with $User and $target, $random wakes up with symptoms of the flu.
990990. Bui purge my insides with your hot furret cum
991991. $target **vapes your dick**
992992. http://i.imgur.com/c7sdXTL.gif YIFF FOR BRAZIL
993993. we all hope ryan gets poz and dies
994994. $User holds $target down with one hand and pets behind $target's ears slowly with the other.
995995. $target is turbopetted to death
996996. $target is turbopetted
997997. gas all non-whites
998998. 1000 get
999999. http://i.imgur.com/c7sdXTL.gif YIFF YIFF ME
10001000. A D V A N C E D http://33.media.tumblr.com/c668955a9b29b4e743fd81e1452c3204/tumblr_inline_nhhhxxOxPS1r6a3ft.png
10011001. https://discordapp.com/api/users/119955466930487296/avatars/604685700b7e239ec170881c7ad23225.jpg
10021002. $User if you were a fruit you'd be a cutecumber
10031003. $User if you were a fruit, you'd be a Cuntcumbear. Fuck you <@105278856813936640> .
10041004. $target spews his little 5 shot load onto his tummy
10051005. $User licks $target's 5 shot load off of his tummy and kisses him on the lips
10061006. $User raised his paw up to his muzzle, licking at $target's sweet puppy seed that had landed on it.
10071007. $User let out a few soft rumbles in his chest. His own member was pressing hard against the front of his underwear. He rubbed it up against the inside of your leg as he looked into your eyes. Mrrf.. I... I wanna cum too, $target
10081008. $User groaned loudly as your paw slipped around his hard member. I.. I want to put it somewhere else. he whispered into your ear for you to roll over onto your tummy.
10091009. $User abandoned the match and recieved a 30 minute competitive matchmaking cooldown.
10101010. $target is there a dog food that's good for my immune system?
10111011. This chat is absolute trash. Fuck, I'd rather be cutting down foot thick trees with a hatchet, covered in posion ivy right now. I have to wonder why I'm not.
10121012. $target man you look crazier than a black man with blue eyes, what the fuck do you think you are even doing here right now?
10131013. <@62207735730536448> https://static1.e621.net/data/49/24/492474270e2d4150a5d00530d0779e22.png
10141014. <@62207735730536448> is 34 and creeps up on $target and creepily strokes their 18 year old ass
10151015. $User i blocked you please stop talking
10161016. http://puu.sh/nVkR2/776090023c.png
10171017. it <@109386181816418304> https://static1.e621.net/data/1b/39/1b39dbda7c5fb1146522a0365059a5db.jpg
10181018. .e621 scat
10191019. <@122561983353585665>, <@87689816128368640> and <@105225003468861440> go to the science musem. But Nollix gets annoyed when <@87689816128368640> and <@105225003468861440> are in tears trying to figure the first exhibit out
10201020. I, Porygn, wish to be killed. All this talk of yiffs makes me want to kill myself. Please put me out of my misery by making a .kill command.
10211021. $User bops $target. but bops where???
10221022. Yeah making fun of America is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that on this site why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core currently stationed in Turkey and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn mongol loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
10231023. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4es9IYwdFbM
10241024. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
10251025. <@62207735730536448> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b4/a8/2a/b4a82a6c83d5314458f25394f0726700.jpg
10261026. $User and $target fall asleep together in their hammock on a warm summer's night.
10271027. $User takes off their sweatshirt and drapes it over a shivering, sleepy $target.
10281028. $User and $target conspire to overthrow <@105223960299319296>
10291029. http://puu.sh/nXEVL/a7de709a6f.png
10301030. $User slaps bottom.
10311031. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/164366842729594881/unknown.png
10321032. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/164372061077241857/unknown.png
10331033. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/164436249208160257/relax_nigga.gif
10341034. ✨ $target ✨
10351035. $User whispers in $target's ears: "Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door".
10361036. $target you may not want to admit you were raped because it's very traumatic but you were raped
10371037. $User spams the canadian flag emote during the group screening of "The Room" which causes the rabb.it room to crash and gets scolded by $target and $random .
10381038. $User bundles $target up nice and tight in their most cozy blanket, and turns off the light as they leave the room. Sleep tight, $target.
10391039. https://i.imgur.com/FlL8yRU.png
10401040. $target The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, Discord might be experiencing issues right now -- please try your post again later. Error information:
10411041. My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 22, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because $User gave me cancer anyway.
10421042. ＯＨ　ＦＯＲ　ＦＵＣＫ’Ｓ　ＳＡＫＥＳ，　ＷＨＹ　ＤＯ　Ｉ　ＨＡＶＥ　ＴＯ　ＫＥＥＰ　ＰＯＳＴＩＮＧ　ＴＨＥＳＥ　ＳＴＵＰＩＤ，　ＰＲＥＭＡＤＥ　ＲＥＰＬＩＥＳ　ＷＨＥＮＥＶＥＲ　ＳＯＭＯＮＥ　ＴＹＰＥＳ　Ａ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＬＥＴＴＥＲ　ＣＯＭＭＡＮＤ　ＭＥＲＥＬＹ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＨＥ　ＥＮＴＥＲＴＡＩＮＭＥＮＴ　ＯＦ　ＨＩＭＳＥＬＦ　ＡＮＤ　ＯＴＨＥＲＳ．ＷＨＹ　ＨＡＶＥ　ＹＯＵ　ＴＯＲＭＥＮＴＥＤ　ＭＥ？　ＷＨＡＴ　ＨＡＶＥ　Ｉ　ＤＯＮＥ　ＴＯ　ＤＥＳＥＲＶＥ　ＴＨＩＳ？
10431043. $User goes on an ice cream date with $target, but $target accidentally knocks his icecream off of the cone and begins to cry. $User lovingly slides a scoop off of his own cone back onto $targets empty cone.
10441044. $User stares at $target 's magnifecent ass as he is walking down the beach
10451045. $User mixes cold medicine into $target's morning juice because $User remembers the last time he had to give $target medicine.
10461046. "Hey $target" said $User "I was in the neighborhood and wanted to pay you a visit. Also I bought you these" $User pulls a dozen roses out from behind his back and hands them to $target "R-Really...? For me?" Ask $target in disbelief $User replied "of course" in a soft voice "Well come on in" said $target and lead $User to his room
10471047. $User leaned in to kiss $target, their lips touched and $target can taste the old doritos in $User's mouth
10481048. $User feeds $target cummies
10491049. STOP USING .YIFF CYKA
10501050. $User *unzips katana*
10511051. You obtained: Thunder Bambi cummies
10521052. $User bites $target's finger really hard as an act of pure, seething rage. Ouch!
10531053. "Nice ass, $target!"
10541054. During the hunger games, $User convinces $target to spare them with a gratuitously sloppy blowjob.
10551055. http://puu.sh/o18Br/65c8a10b0e.jpg
10561056. <@136576542871519232> is someone you should yiff instead
10571057. $User tries to tell $target the difference between PMs DMs and BGMs
10581058. $User You seem to have mistyped the verification, or your CAPTCHA expired. Please fill it out again.
10591059. $target is force-fed their favorite ice cream by $User.
10601060. yo <@136576542871519232> someone wants to .yiff
10611061. $target loses control his their bladder while $User pounds their butt, and accidentally pees all over the bedsheets. Get it together, $target.
10621062. .addyif $User shows $target the thing he loves most, https://e621.net/post/index/1/scat
10631063. $User feeds $target a parfait
10641064. Let's get down to business. To defeat, the yiff. *moans* Did they send me fuccbois, when I asked, for sluts? You're the saddest bunch, I ever met. But you can bet, before we're through..  $target I'll, make a man, out of you. Tranquil as a forest, but on fire within. Once you find your prostate, you are sure to cum. You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a man out of you. I'm never gonna catch my breath. Say goodbye to those who knew me. Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym. This guy's got 'em scared to death. Hope he doesn't see right through me. Now I really wish that I knew how to swim. (Be a man) You must be swift as a coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Time is racing toward us till the yiff arrives. Heed my every order and you might survive. You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home you're through How could I make a man out of you?
10651065. <User> <yiffee> btooo
10661066. I AM DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN
10671067. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvvTWB7SHuw
10681068. <@105223960299319296> converts $target to the Nate cult.
10691069. <@87805741674553344> Dominates $target and makes them honestly start crying.
10701070. remove lime
10711071. if you see this kick ryan
10721072. $User gifts $target a surprise euthanasia.
10731073. (*ﾟーﾟ) <---- the face $target makes when $User starts to slide their thick cock into their tight boipussy for the first time in $target's life.
10741074. Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
10751075. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY
10761076. $User sits next to $target's bed, telling him a bedtime story about a fur who would fly combat jets n stuff. Once the story is finished $User moves his hand down to his pocket and pushes the play button on his phone. Danger Zone begins to play as he gives $target a soft kiss on the forehead and closes out the lights.
10771077. Who ever likes battlefield 1,2,3,4 sucks. SUCK MY BALLZZ.. CALL OF DUTY GHOST was made for this shit...! Sooo if you thinking to throw some call of duty games away, leave the games alone and YOU MOTHER COCK SUCKING DICKFACES jump in the garbage
10781078. $User gives $target a cosby sweater
10791079. $User is now the owner of <@136576542871519232>
10801080. $target As I've said before if you've got a problem take it to PMs
10811081. $target, Back pages are disabled to save on I/O write. Use the catalog to find threads on pages greater than 3.
10821082. <@146509219410083840> is an annoying faggot pass it on
10831083. $User gropes $target in the pp
10841084. <@85228346220216320> is a fat fuck
10851085. (You)
10861086. $User puts their arms around $target and watches the stars together
10871087. <@136576542871519232> never killed himself
10881088. $User lovingly shoves their fist down the throat of $target
10891089. $User spends all night figuring out how to properly harvest $target's ass jiggle energy.
10901090. $target brutally rapes $User for saying mean things to him
10911091. <@136576542871519232> recives the .yiff instead because he is a cool cat
10921092. 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
10931093. https://soundcloud.com/princessrosalina/dr-dre-joke
10941094. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG1J-0eS-vg
10951095. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfJ18wKUAAIAdUO.jpg
10961096. $User https://i.imgur.com/ykOvbz7.jpg
10971097. you have hot yiff erp with <@136576542871519232> instead of with $target
10981098. $User goes to a brothel and meets $target in the staff
10991099. $User cuddles $target outside on a hammock looking at the stars together
11001100. {LINK REMOVED}
11011101. "I'm thicc" --<@109386181816418304>
11021102. lmao sorry <@122561983353585665>
11031103. $User eats $target's ass like groceries
11041104. $User instead yiffs the best dog <@105223960299319296>
11051105. <@62207735730536448> likes paws to the max
11061106. $User yiffs $target
11071107. check these quads
11081108. @User removes <@93498784767553536> from their steam friend list.
11091109. $User tries to do something lewd with $target, but <@62207735730536448> cuts in and asks $User to fuck his face
11101110. $User buys $target a bouqet of flowers, little did $target know, there's a beehive inside them.
11111111. °m°
11121112. $User sticks their penis into $target but they stop when they notice a strange sandy sensation! They pull out and suddenly kitty litter starts cascading out of their hole! Oh no!
11131113. $User and $target have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of fun.
11141114. $User puts a gag, blindfold, earmuffs, collar and leash onto $target and leads them into public without their consent
11151115. $User kisses $target on the lips but also wraps their legs around them and starts grinding their needy dick against $target's crotch.
11161116. this is a heterosexual relationship $target showed me his vagina
11171117. $User sniffs $target's crotch.
11181118. http://i.imgur.com/TKa4aQ0.gif
11191119. $User reaches over and gives $target that GRAVITY SQUEEZE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bku97eaHKPE
11201120. sorry <@107991808469921792> is out of order please try again later
11211121. $target is all like, if two murder asks you cake a bake for you mind not do it on the ground $User
11221122. <@122561983353585665> hates to log in to find out he's been mentioned hours ago and has to scroll up to find out it was nothing.
11231123. $target "I think my condom broke."
11241124. http://puu.sh/o8ERC/954993bdfb.png
11251125. Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club is two doors down.
11261126. Fuck you.
11271127. $target yells, "♂IT'S♂SO♂FUCKING♂DEEP!♂"
11281128. https://www.dropbox.com/home/Gideon
11291129. https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xi066ejmmk2gmlt/AACxAxD-7lIzeyN8Kik8WqOxa?dl=0
11301130. https://doku.yiff.pro/doku.php?id=rpg
11311131. "I like girls," - <@132501066934779904> 2016
11321132. <@109823240054001664> Doesn't technically count as a fuckable woman
11331133. "I cried mentally during sex and physically after" - <@132501066934779904>
11341134. $User pisses on $target's face while they sleep.
11351135. $User slaps $target's ass with a resounding clap. The butt jiggles a little bit afterwards, and leaves a fine handprint that everyone can appreciate aesthetically.
11361136. $User sniffs $target's crotch, and $target takes this opportunity to grab the back of $User's head to keep them pinned there.
11371137. http://puu.sh/oaRlZ/5b1fcdbd0f.jpg
11381138. "please draw my fursona master zangusuu i love you your art is amazing <3" -$target
11391139. http://i.imgur.com/AfVqEMq.jpg
11401140. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/168451676066414593/unknown.png
11411141. http://puu.sh/ocDPT/74cdec634a.jpg
11421142. http://i.imgur.com/Rp1WvIV.png
11431143. flosd is now live on http://twitch.tv/flosd ! KappaPride
11441144. $User sets up a huge scene to seduce $target but their night ends in a storm of flames as one of the lights exploded causing a house fire. Maybe next time!
11451145. Oh! Would you look at that! $User was minding their own business in the park and noticed $target sitting on a bench, looking at the stars above. What happens next, you ask? **They both cry.**
11461146. $target locks $User into a fursuit for three years
11471147. $User binds $target's soul to a fursuit.
11481148. $User got into really heated erp with $target in ff14, didn't notice that they were standing in an AoE, and caused a party wipe
11491149. http://puu.sh/oeOxv/5aef872598.jpg
11501150. $User cums on $target's face
11511151. $User makes $target cum.
11521152. $User tried to succ the $target but he forgot the condoms
11531153. $User brushes the Cheeto dust off of $target's shirt
11541154. $User licks their lips and swings their hips and says no to $target
11551155. $User forces $target to wear cute panties.
11561156. this twisted 🐱 and 🐭 game always starts the same 🐰
11571157. $User takes $target into <@122561983353585665>'s room and eats him!
11581158. $User pulls $target into a random room for a quick fuck. As they begin their foreplay, $target points out to $User the stop sigh clock mounted on the wall. $User then realizes that this is, in fact, <@93498784767553536>'s room, and should probably get the fuck out before he comes in there and whip their ass into fine shea butter.
11591159. $target and $User go on a ice cream date together and get twisty soft-serve. It melts all over them and they use the melted sugary milky mess as lube. $target licks cold soft-serve off of $User's dick and $User lathers the ice cream on $target's asshole. They both cum rainbows and live happily ever after.
11601160. The server took too long to submit your yiff.
11611161. $target asks $User why his house is a mess. $User replies, "Well the bills are too expensive. I said fuck this shit. My ancestors were wolf hunters. We ate bear shit every morning for breakfast to harness their brute strength. We read Bibles every night made out of tree bark and we were more Christian than Malcom X."
11621162. <@85874994013298688> uses his meme powers to tf $User into a goat. He then presents goat $User as a birthday present for <@105296352291909632>. <@105296352291909632> is far from impressed.
11631163. $target cancels the date he set up with $User after finding out his rare ailment which makes him piss shit and shit piss.
11641164. $User slowly creeps over to $target, locking eyes with them. $User whispers: "где моя сочная сосиска, братан".
11651165. объявление монолит сталкер, Иди ко мне!
11661166. <@136576542871519232> steals $target's dirty underwear.
11671167. nobody cared who $target was until they put on the mask
11681168. $User takes $target to a hockey game. It gets a little cold in the stands, so they cuddle each other. It's really sweet until the kiss cam targets them, and $target buries their face in $User's chest out of embarassment.
11691169. $User projectile vomits at the ceiling
11701170. <@93799233424982016> bullies everyone until they cry
11711171. <@93799233424982016> soils his adult diaper in front of EVERYONE
11721172. mmh cumin
11731173. http://i.imgur.com/DchN2si.png
11741174. $User sits on $target's face
11751175. $User cums in $target's mouth!
11761176. $User: "Я тебя не забуду, $target. Просто не-за-бу-ду! Понятно? Неа..? Ну... ну-ка тогда... ну... эх... как мне это сказать... ем... ладно, Я этого не хотел делать но... бутылку водацки отдай. А то что-то в глас мне попала. Мне смыть нечем". $User pours Vodka onto his eyes. $target is kinda confused, yet oddly enough, a warm feeling stirs in their chest. Опсик попсик, $target!
11771177. come to brazil
11781178. <@106422931264929792> hates gross yiffs
11791179. Simply type in here *WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* and you will get your dream girl within one week 100% guaranteed
11801180. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc
11811181. $User bends $target over his lap and tugs down their pants before viciously spanking their butt. The  continues for several minutes, and by the time they're done $target's ass is ruby red and covered in hand prints.
11821182. http://imgur.com/xXSejEY
11831183. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg_MElWAp-8
11841184. $target sneezes into $User's yawning mouth.
11851185. $random show us your DICK!
11861186. $User : * hacker voice * I'M IN
11871187. <@136576542871519232> http://puu.sh/omqyA/442c974002.png
11881188. http://i.imgur.com/uiu7IeO.jpg
11891189. https://i.gyazo.com/139cebb3f4bdfefb9f9c8762dc79c5c1.png
11901190. Take the knot, $random
11911191. http://puu.sh/onH6G/1cc3445f35.png
11921192. hi $target
11931193. Canadian hero $User isn't going to let a lame cease-and-desist order from $target kill his love for memes
11941194. egg adoptables
11951195. ```SEVERAL BLOCKED MESSAGES. LIKE, NIGGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?```
11961196. 1200 get
11971197. https://doodleordie.s3.amazonaws.com/d/7RoJxaL-y5/12O_-DsWs3.png
11981198. there is a cork in garfield's ass
11991199. $User thinks about $target so hard he cums to the thought of him rubbing his sensitive spots
12001200. $target gambled his risks and now has won the jackpot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKANmq73EC4
12011201. ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํ
12021202. http://i.imgur.com/ktOfx8V.png
12031203. http://i.imgur.com/cGGy5i2.png
12041204. $User breaks down the door screamin': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFpztcGHAog
12051205. $target touches antennae with $User in an almost orgasmic sensation
12061206. $target asks a hug from $User.
12071207. Prince is dead.
12081208. http://i.imgur.com/uxv50Oe.png
12091209. Hello <@112440419815571456>, I hope you have good healthcare in Brazil because I just left 2 tires full of dirty water and a package full of zika on your yard, hope you don't grow a vagina like the feminine fuck u are and possibly take responsiblities of retarded kids, if anything like that happens, name it Ted Cruz and make him go through Law school
12101210. $User ingests, digests, and excretes $target. $random watches.
12111211. $User swallowed burning coals.
12121212. $User chains $target to a radiator, and slaps and whips him until bloody. $User than forcibly shoves his unprotected, unlubed dick up $target's ass, all while stoner doom plays in the background. While this is probably the worst torture that $target has ever experienced in his life, he can't help but cum uncontrollably as he is violated, drenched in sweat and blood, and all as the droning crascendo of an endless Bongripper epoch wails in his ears.
12131213. $User turns $target into a girl.
12141214. $User manages to rob the $target's bank of items and manages to get a high value cummie out of their reserves
12151215. @User used a samsung galaxy aka remote controlled k9-thunder artillery devices to destory the town of cupertino in the USA
12161216. make yiffs great again
12171217. rare footage of <@106422931264929792> taking a selfie http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/140808122043-01-selfie-monkey-0808-exlarge-169.jpeg
12181218. <@86732835775324160>
12191219. $User secretly injects $target with some premium TF serum. There's a puff of smoke, and a copy of $random emerges!
12201220. hey that's pretty cool. everybody told me though when i had a mustache i let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them
12211221. @target , if it appeared from googling "male anus" then it is most likely a male anus
12221222. $target,  if it appeared from googling "male anus" then it is most likely a male anus
12231223. $target,  if it appeared from googling "taco anus" then it is most likely a mexicano anus
12241224. look! $User is waiting from the tree tops for $target to drop their guard. $random watches from afar, detailing what happens afterwards to everyone in $channel.
12251225. $User sits right over there, prodding $target with a miniature figurine of $random.
12261226. $random is summoned. $User and $target laugh. someone should stop teasing them!
12271227. $target loafs around in $Users bed. memes ensue. laughs erupt. then $User blurts out: "So what video games ya got on that triple".
12281228. me
12291229. $User squishes <@146509219410083840> with a shoe
12301230. CHECK THESE CONS
12311231. $User asks $target for their ASFO, $target says "13/male/shota/pan" $User gets arrested the next day.
12321232. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/173851442715688961/unknown.png
12331233. WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
12341234. $target bites down on his Splatoon themed squid pillow as $User sloshes a hot load inside of $target's Splat Zone without any lube. Not fresh, $User. Not fresh at all.
12351235. <@121155061551202304>
12361236. http://i.imgur.com/BiTUlem.png
12371237. $random 's no pumparump, they're just a picklepee
12381238. <@105559537280421888> goes for the big bunns.
12391239. $target scores the big munns and shoves it in <@105559537280421888>'s face, who takes it away
12401240. $User and $target enjoy an evening browsing `.e621 hyperscat` together.
12411241. http://puu.sh/owAeX/0e6d29cb1a.png
12421242. $User yiffs $target with a boxing glove.
12431243. $User is just a small pokemon seeking another small pokemon's feet to lick. $target contacts them on Skypeâ„¢
12441244. $User buries his face in a huge, stinking pile of $target 's warm, squishy poop. "Omnomnomnom". $target contemplates calling the police.
12451245. $User yiff already exists.
12461246. http://prntscr.com/axbtfu
12471247. .steal <@95593605820850176>
12481248. <Critical Error> you wanna stop notifying me in this channel if you don't need anything? K thanks. // <Critical Error> could you not ping me in this channel unless you need something? K thanks. // <Critical Error> Please refrain from @mentioning me if you don't need anything. Thanks. // <Critical Error> Please refrain from @mentioning me if you don't need anything. Sifting through messages in case it IS important is inconvenient. // <Critical Error> please refrain from @mentioning me if you don't actually need anything. Thanks. // <Critical Error> please refrain from @mentioning me if you don't actually need anything. Thanks.
12491249. $User spanks $target's bubble butt but gets a little nervous when is doesn't stop jiggling.
12501250. $User tenderly nibbles $target's ears
12511251. http://prntscr.com/axr0cx
12521252. https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwFwUsOgyAQANC7sIdhhuGjl2kIUiTRYmRcNb173_uq5z7UqnaRa64AW59l3JuZMu7cqmljtKPmq09TxglZJJf9rB-ZgNaTjwEJmW1MiRNg9JQ4uCU673ghb4EsBm2dpvTCpB1qZtP6W_3-iqsjnw.u9LOy4Y9i5HXA2hLXMNYao6BtmY.gif
12531253. $target: AAAAI QUE DELICIA, CARA~!
12541254. Hey. Hey, $User. $random has a crush on you. You should ask them out.
12551255. Hey. Hey, $User. What are you? Gay?
12561256. Hey. Hey, $target. $random has a crush on you. You should ask them out.
12571257. Of course it's a rumor, but... I heard that $User was a maow.
12581258. .pay
12591259. $Takumi
12601260. $channel ponders about $target? $random likes them, $random would smooch them, $User is going to гет комфи анд чеер тхем уп.
12611261. http://i.imgur.com/CiWygPB.png
12621262. http://puu.sh/oArE1/dca3c4bd27.png
12631263. <@108341344497360896> is into diaper cub
12641264. $User tells aaaaaaaaa4target its time to stop
12651265. plabe
12661266. $target https://i.gyazo.com/1ec0192b38fecd5c1d23dafa23611e6c.png
12671267. http://puu.sh/oCsmV/088fb77ced.png
12681268. http://pasteboard.co/BfwZCUD.png
12691269. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/108290623366250496/176477151820906498/images_2.jpg
12701270. $target: I am distress! I can not have ambulance, my penis is erectioned! I need you, Sir!
12711271. <#105306979773239296> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B81_1J2Swk0
12721272. $target enters $User 's mind and never returns
12731273. $User does this tho $target https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE
12741274. $User gives $target a warning for shitposting in <#108290623366250496>, 2 more and they're banned forever!
12751275. $User 's 🔪 belongs in $target 's 🍑 then they will ✊
12761276. i legit just started to be productive and you fucks message me who do you think you are
12771277. .yiff 1279
12781278. $User w(°ｏ°)w
12791279. $User steals $target.
12801280. http://puu.sh/oFd4l/2de3d974f6.png
12811281. $target sucks n8 off while $User watches.
12821282. yeah nah get fucked $User
12831283. <@125795541547220992> fucks your ass raw until you bleed out dead.
12841284. As $target was preparing for bed, suddenly, and without warning, the god, the phenom, the one motherfucking $User bursts through the door, his massive horse shlonger donger dragging between his feet, with the taste of $User 's sweet sweet sheckle flavoured buns
12851285. check yourself before you yiff yourself $User
12861286. LOOK AT THIS MEEEEEMEEEEE
12871287. test_
12881288. .yiff 1201
12891289. .yiff 1292
12901290. https://i.gyazo.com/56aa51f5c460eeccd94ddd4ea3aff4e6.png
12911291. I slap $random's ass as well. Then I wink towards $target to make him jealous of me.
12921292. circumflex
12931293. accent
12941294. http://puu.sh/oGnyh/9f56fe737b.jpg
12951295. $User plucks $target's feathers.
12961296. cub meme
12971297. $User makes e621 search of $target
12981298. http://puu.sh/oHQPc/51dbd8f673.png
12991299. https://i.gyazo.com/227fbb735ca00b126cf706222e2433f2.png
13001300. https://gyazo.com/944ab448a037e66f0144a790dabc3902
13011301. $User is cursed with <@112440419815571456> 's awful taste in music
13021302. $User rips ass in the elevator as he leaves, and as  <@74598186999611392> enters
13031303. $User attends a <@62207735730536448>  rally chanting make memes great again
13041304. $target if dicks were donuts I'd  eat all of your goey cream center
13051305. $target plans on buying their first Bad Dragon toy but instead splurges on a Totoro medallion. $User shakes his head in dissapointment...
13061306. In a more dimly lit corner of $channel, $target and $User were sharing company over a pot of tea, occasionally exchanging silly faces and subdued laughter. They appeared to have lost interest in their drinks quite quickly once conversation had begun.
13071307. <@108468933178212352> invites $User, $target, $random, and $random to a tea party
13081308. i hate memes
13091309. http://puu.sh/oK5bq/c4f20cf2cb.jpg  <@74598186999611392>
13101310. <@108468933178212352> invites $target on a fishing trip with $random, and $User tags along for the booze and samwiches
13111311. ошо
13121312. $User parfs in $target 's face.
13131313. if halfway through his orgasm he took his cock out of my hand and pressed his tip up to my nose, that would be hot imo. a couple small spurts sit at the entrance to my nose, and he clamps my mouth tightly shut, looks down and me and tells me to breathe. id go crazy....the only thing id be able to smell is his thick, lust-filled ball juices....omg...<3 i love the scent and taste of my own cum, so..yeah...
13141314. daily reminder <@122561983353585665> posts a message every ~2 minutes
13151315. $User gets play of the game! As Bastion.
13161316. $User is about to say "its high noon"
13171317. come to poland
13181318. $User just realizes that 300g bag of cookies he just ate contained 1230 calories
13191319. it's high noon
13201320. News flash, $target, you are nobody. You are worthless. You contribute nothing to this site, to the subculture, and you are a virus upon those who do thanks to your venomous demeanour. You can judge when your opinion matters.
13211321. heroes never die
13221322. <@122561983353585665> http://puu.sh/oOvgJ/29d2b85caa.png
13231323. http://puu.sh/oOJEP/e83a52399c.jpg
13241324. 🚽 👈🏻 That is you $User
13251325. https://feen.us/qzjj.png
13261326. $User cuddles with $target. The whole chat is watching. $random pops out of the crowd and says: "can i join".
13271327. $User and $target collaborate to make yet another Naruto AMV for their Youtube channels.
13281328. $User thinks $target is really nice. Just saying.
13291329. $User has a dream about $target. They're immensely saddened after waking up, but then has a long and heartfelt chat with $target, who returns their feelings.
13301330. $target has quite a funny face expression. $User should probably move their hand onto something else.
13311331. $target was being bullied but then $User jumped into the fray and bullied him even harder.
13321332. $target makes strange noises at $User, $User thinks they're just being cute but in reality $target is having a stroke.
13331333. $User blows his load early, prematurely missing the #1337 get.
13341334. .User is a 1337 hacker. Do not mess with him or he will dox you and you're future children.
13351335. https://i.yuki.la/k/1461865781044.png
13361336. http://img.booru.org/8chfur//images/1/dbd86d3205187b88e70901a6f604b7df95c7e382.png
13371337. I'm not into verbally owning you again so you can stop here yourself.
13381338. Am I talking to Marco right now?
13391339. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/f/f2/JadenYuki.png/revision/latest?cb=20151211224705
13401340. porf is hapi that neski kno hw tu mek gud yif he pet nski nin tmes ten mak yif too but it nt goud as nskis. $User and $target ar confus but they hug so it is ok
13411341. $User fucks $target and flicks his dick cage antagonistically.
13421342. <@108468933178212352>   tries to have tea with $User, but it ends up being akward when <@108468933178212352>  never says anything.  $User goes home and talks to $target about how wierd <@108468933178212352> is
13431343. $target mangles the angle of $User 's dangle
13441344. $target let's <@108468933178212352> use them as his guro toy
13451345. $User quickly decided what he should do. Surely he should not interfere with something so natural. Instead, he decided to make the best of this and turn it into a win-win situation. He quickly unzipped his pants, pulled them down, and slid his boxers down to his ankles.
13461346. $User wipes his wibbly-wobbly wang against that wrinkly ball flesh, the bottom part of $target 's dingus touching his wiener. As he weakly pattycakes that dick y'all, he goes ham on the nutsack. Cummies eject faster than a crashing pilot. $target still thinks he's not a fag.
13471347. $User fails to have sex to the point where the decades of hardened, unused ejaculate builds up inside of their body, completely petrifying them from the inside out.
13481348. <@108468933178212352> feeds $target a nice pot pie made from the organs of his latest toy
13491349. http://puu.sh/oT3wv/e35d23a759.jpg
13501350. $User becomes a filthy abo and uses $target 's ass as a didgeridoo.
13511351. $User becomes a soccer fan and uses $target 's ass as a vuvuzela.
13521352. $User become a smoker and uses $target 's ass as a bong.
13531353. $User becomes a Zelda and uses $target's ass to awaken the Wind Fish
13541354. Seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous $target with his cock, two little poots of cum is all $User could manage? Pathetic. I registered an account just so I could leave this comment in hopes he sees it one day. Fronting like you're some alpha male, while $target is performing her heart out, and what do you give her? Two tiddlywinks of cum? I've never felt so personally offended by porn before. You're a real asshole, $User.
13551355. $User 's jet fuel melts $target 's steel beams all over $channel
13561356. http://puu.sh/oTsWj/988dc5b8d0.png
13571357. $User requests to yiff with you. Do you _Accept_? Y/N?
13581358. [N]
13591359. $target has a sudden desire to see Ted Cruz getting spanked. $User surmises that $target has stayed up for too long.
13601360. $User admits to having gotten off by reading the dictionary definitions of "breast" and "nipple" in middle school.
13611361. $User and $target put on diapers and go to a con. Chaos ensues.
13621362. $User paws off to the mental image of $target
13631363. chinks are disgusting
13641364. $User bends over $target and puts his little into their big.
13651365. $User tries way too hard to think of a good yiff to add
13661366. $target is demoted to "$User's foot rest" for the day.
13671367. $User breathes loudly into $target's ear as their hips pound together, and makes sure to nibble at the sensitive lobe.
13681368. $target's embarassed squeals are audible to the whole room. Bent over a table and being railed from behind by $User, it doesn't take long for $random to approach, pull their pants down, and drag their flaccid cock along $target's face.
13691369. $User strongly urges $target to read their upcoming graphic novel.
13701370. $User assures $target that he will gladly read their upcoming graphic novel as soon as it's finished.
13711371. you cant fuck $target either. so they were singlehandedly responsible for your vore/90s hip hop fetish, big whoop. you’re still going to prison for even contemplating their cloaca.
13721372. buddy, you cant fuck $target. they're too small. you put them on your dick, they just goes on an adventure.
13731373. $User rears up and kicks $target in the chest as hard as possible. Ribs crack, flesh bruises, and they only get more aroused.
13741374. $User's clean scalpel traces neatly across a sobbing $target's bicep, exposing every delicate layer of tissue and muscle, right down to the bone.
13751375. $target eats $User for breakfast.
13761376. $target eats $User for breakfast. WITHOUT ANY MILK.
13771377. $User's hand strikes $target's ass for the hundredth time that night, breaking the regular whimpers and squeals with soft coos and hard spanks.
13781378. $target falls and accidentally flings their screwdriver into $User 's stomach, but they were so fat they didn't even feel it.
13791379. $target , what is that? Weed is for niggers, put that away right now. Have a little self-respect.
13801380. $target and $User share a romantic meal of roasted potatoes and roast <@86732835775324160> .
13811381. Hey $User I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
13821382. FUCK♂YOU
13831383. Hey $User, you're alright. Don't go to school tomorrow.
13841384. And $User cums in the NIII-IIIGHT!
13851385. $User uses the .yiff command on $target because theyre too autistic to think of normal conversation
13861386. Okay maggots, I wanna see six hot loads. On your DI's hat, now.
13871387. $User keeps making sexual jokes and .yiffing everybody in $room, but they're secretly hoping someone gives them the PM dick.
13881388. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wpd2xhS3aU
13891389. <@166779049018916867> no
13901390. $User pets $target. That's it.
13911391. $User squats down and shoves $target 's head deep into their plum pudding love cave.
13921392. $User finds $target masturbating to Shadbase pictures and proceeds to humiliate them in front of $channel
13931393. $User forces $target to imagine a piece of paper sliding slowly across your dickhole and giving them a paper cut.
13941394. http://puu.sh/oVrno/344256e06e.png
13951395. $target and $User hope that the next yiff is better than the last ones they got, including this one.
13961396. $User pulls down $target 's pants and starts to strok their SUNG_ASSES OK?
13971397. Yiffy $User went to town, looking for some hunies; they stuck $target into their maw and got all of their cummies
13981398. $User stares at $target for an uncomfortable amount of time. $target , not wanting to be rude, ignores them and silently hopes that they stop.
13991399. $User stares at @K unironically, signaling them to fuck off. @K notices but continues to act nonchalantly, stealing all of $Users glory.
14001400. $User attempts to type entirely by smacking their cock against the keyboard.
14011401. $target is tightly bound by the wrists and ankles with their muzzle clamped shut. All they can do is glare up at $target as they drape a fat, musky sack and flaccid shaft over $target's face.
14021402. $target is tightly bound by the wrists and ankles with their muzzle clamped shut. All they can do is glare up at $User as they drape a fat, musky sack and flaccid shaft over $target's face.
14031403. $User and $target approach <@166779049018916867> in the corner of the room, and after only a minute of sweet talking they're both rubbing underwear bulges against the quilava's face. What a fag.
14041404. $User slips a finger up $target's ass during their next blowjob, and they shoot off their biggest load yet. $target doesn't know how to feel about that.
14051405. $User pulls out of $target's ass with a faint pop and a gush of cum, and shuffles around their prone form to prod at their mouth with a softening, messy cock. $target hesitantly obliges.
14061406. $target shits his britches.
14071407. $target gets pushed over. $target arches ontop of them.
14081408. $target gets pushed over. $User arches ontop of them.
14091409. $target shows $User a hilarious meme and gets fucked to death for it.
14101410. $target gets pushed over. $User arches ontop of them. The eyes are locked and god damnit quil im going to cuddle you
14111411. Everyone in $channel drops dead except for $User. All the more holes for him to use...
14121412. $User gets cancer so he can ask for <@147108922296107008>'s butt pics through the make a wish foundation
14131413. 💦💦cummies💦in👌the🔻😜front😜🔻💦💦cummies💦💦in the😲🍩back🍩😲💦cummies💦come😉from👄❤daddy's💓😵😵fat nut🍒sack🍒take a👌little👌👅👅taste👅🚫don't🚫let it go to 😋waste😋curl➰in a😶ball😶take up💋less space💋or else😓💗daddy💗will put me in👊👯my place👯👊yeah!😭yeah!😭he's got a 🏈leather belt🏈and he's🚫not😱afraid🚫to use it😲if👅daddy's💕 good👍👍at anything it's 👌gotta👌 be 😰abusing😰lock💘 me🎄outdoors like a👅filthy👅little💕whore💕i😽meow😽😻at the🚪door🚪when my🍑rump's🍑all💔sore💔i 👀look👀inside and i see💓daddy's💓mullet😍he'll let me😆back in😆if he can😅use😅me as a💩💩toilet💩💩i🐷squeak🐷andi😭moan😭and😱scream😱in👎despair👍💓daddy💓pulls me inside by the😭roots of my hair😭he👋slaps👄me in the😵face😵and he👅👅slaps a little more💦💧"😋open😋up your😤mouth😤, my little💩toilet whore😍😍"
14141414. There was something disturbingly familiar about the letter before me. The handwriting was all-caps and gramatically incorrect. "YOUR A FURFAG, $User" The blue bar crept up on me like an angry ghoul from some dark pit, grotesque claws of recognition dragging me to a sharp realization of fact. The intricate patterns that made up the cruel joke that is my life were laid out before me like some sort of metatextual shopping list, as if hundred upon hundred pairs of busy hands had made an attempt to dissect them into easily digestible bullet points. I was a furfag. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
14151415. There was something disturbingly familiar about the letter before me. The handwriting was all-caps and gramatically incorrect. "YOUR A FURFAG $User" The Technicolor canine in the mirror crept up on me like an angry ghoul from some dark pit, grotesque claws of recognition dragging me to a sharp realization of fact. Before me was laid out an alien discourse, full of asteriks and murring. Between the nonsense was what I could only describe as uncomfortably intimate... And it was all typed by my own hands. I was a furfag. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
14161416. $User asks $target for help writing their Naruto fanfic but gets made fun of when it gets leaked to <#182381503504842752>
14171417. $User meets $target, $User loses $target, $User gets cute $target back.
14181418. $User is wearing thigh high PVC boots. That makes $target SO HARD!
14191419. 😡 💨  Boy I Am Steaming Now!
14201420. $User finds out $target is actually black and stops acting flirty towards him.
14211421. $User hugs $target from behind.
14221422. I'm a person.
14231423. STOP believing it will happened by it self
14241424. <@107659077852614656> is such a stupid dumb retard holy shit cap his head already
14251425. new meme https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-05/7/13/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-1613-1431020844-1.png
14261426. ryan x quil ❤
14271427. admin abuse
14281428. $target bullies $User with paws.
14291429. bui x parf
14301430. bui x a cheese grater
14311431. https://youtu.be/J76fYTtrwfk?t=3m33s bui irl
14321432. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/183600205650722817/unknown.png
14331433. $target and $User comb one of <@105223960299319296> 's eyebrows each.
14341434. takes off cloth
14351435. quil x ryan
14361436. all $User does is eat their cans of ham and complain
14371437. http://puu.sh/p0F4i/9c0c02b9a7.png
14381438. $User admits to hating history of japan because it's not "real vaporwave"
14391439. $User gives $target his special lemonade straight from the source
14401440. when $User was back in semenary school. Someone put forth a proposition that they could petition the $target with prayer. Petition the $target with prayer. YOU CAN NOT PETITION THE $target WITH PRAYER.
14411441. _$target I just rerred the shit out of my balls._
14421442. $User is a small, salty, sasuage-suckling seaman. Just the way $target likes it.
14431443. $User pastes the literal shitposts from the F-list thread into .addyiff. Much to $target 's chargain.
14441444. $target i blocked you please stop talking
14451445. $User fists $target 's pee-pee hole
14461446. 😧🙌🏾.   I 😧 👈👱.                                          😧 👷.  I. 😧 🛏👸
14471447. $User tries to holla at $target, who immediatelly starts performing TLC's No Scrubs with backup vocals from $random and $random.
14481448. $target hugs $random instead of $User.
14491449. <@170271159441424384> uses .yiff on himself
14501450. $User secretly ships $target and $random
14511451. http://i.imgur.com/p3Ij5hT.png
14521452. <@105368063272067072> is really cool. http://www.jstchillin.org/nickdemarco/toocool.gif
14531453. just kidding <@105368063272067072> isn't actually cool http://www.jstchillin.org/nickdemarco/toocool.gif
14541454. http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/7/70/Cope-With-a-Broken-Wrist-Step-6-Version-2.jpg/aid342091-728px-Cope-With-a-Broken-Wrist-Step-6-Version-2.jpg
14551455. stop addingn shit yiffs
14561456. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NW0FSSTNL._SX300_.jpg
14571457. <@105368063272067072> binkies so hard he fucking dies. RIP
14581458. <@105225003468861440> gets peed on
14591459. *breathes on*
14601460. $User recreates a famous peice of history by ramming a red hot iron into $target 's anus, rupturing their organs and killing them.
14611461. Sleep with me, $random.
14621462. <@62207735730536448> https://static1.e621.net/data/b3/f9/b3f91894e28a7c57f8864f92d4172e9e.jpg
14631463. <@88218297916456960> .gi NEW MEME
14641464. hooHooOOO OOOLIE狗屎💩看看谁他妈的是啊！ 👲👲👲它的kiNG👏👏👐👑💎的，他得到了所有KInnA狗屎一样的AYylMaoS👾👽您chEEZburgir猫他妈的Mamés酒店🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼甚至说他妈的FISH🐠加快转速那些潮湿的燃烧器导致其抵达💦💧SAucY今晚从KInG💫✨👑💍💎🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸Mamés酒店获奖的杰出过多
14651465. $User gives $target the 'ol snip snip.
14661466. http://i.imgur.com/zPuhlTd.png
14671467. $User cums into $target 's ass and proceeds to place a sticker that reads "pooper-dooper" on $target 's left ass cheek.
14681468. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6b/73/96/6b7396652bf9b4a8d503f60ec233b333.jpg
14691469. $User ))<>(( $target
14701470. judy guvk alred
14711471. $User, $target highfives *
14721472. BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
14731473. <@166779049018916867> pads his little paws all over $target
14741474. <@88218297916456960> pads his paws all over <@166779049018916867>
14751475. âš  **__MEME ALERT__** âš 
14761476. cub meme haha
14771477. LOL XDXDXDXDXD I JUST LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS JUST A LITTE THOUGH I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ HIGH FIVES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHATA FUDGE MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A CRAP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHATA FUDGE MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A CRAP hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD WHATA FUDGEMAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY CRAP whatr the HECK WHATA FUDGE MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A CRAP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD.
14781478. http://puu.sh/p6vzK/3fe50a8f50.png
14791479. http://puu.sh/p6vzR/66c5d0c193.png
14801480. http://puu.sh/p6vM0/9bbe5526a9.png
14811481. $User superglues $target's paws together.
14821482. $target shoves his dick so far down $User's throat he stops breathing and dies & then $target sexts him nudes through an Ouija board
14831483. $random
14841484. Oh $User I am nothing but fap material for You and I love it I fucking love serving You and being nothing but an object of Your sexual desire. My retarded, perfect lips latched onto Tour cock, sucking it furiously for no reason other than the fact that I was a retard and I thought this would please You. God, I love to please You. I love to please You, God. You are God. I worship my God's thick black phallus, letting You lie back and enjoy yourself, letting You think about how many other retarded cunts call You God, letting You cum while You think of literally any of the countless thousands of retards that suck Your cock on demand, and thank You for the opportunity. God, You are God, and I love You. I love You too much except there's never too much love for You my God, my life is Yours to ruin and take, my existence is for You to play with, because You are my God.
14851485. $target says: "Truth or dare, $User?"
14861486. $User says: "Truth or dare, $target?"
14871487. $User says: "Truth or dare, $random?"
14881488. $User forces $target to suck on their paws. Golly, $random, you should try drawing that!
14891489. Z̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅZ̷͙̗̻͖̣̹͉̫̬̪̖̤͆ͤ̓ͫͭ̀̐͜͞ͅͅ
14901490. $User and $target go to the laundromat to smoke the sick ganja, and proceed to freak out over "The clothes drowning".
14911491. $User shoves $target on the ground and sits on them.
14921492. $User grabs $target by the legs and brings them down so that their eyes meet.
14931493. $target i'm really http://imgur.com/UxBEmVx
14941494. $User & $target are lying in bed together. Suddenly, $target slaps $User on the face.
14951495. boypussy is a real word
14961496. $User rubs $target's back, n' goes: 💮🔻💮
14971497. <@122561983353585665> tells $User and $target to kill themselves.
14981498. <@122561983353585665> <@166779049018916867> <@166287326094295040> <@85875617542709248> <@132985203965689857> <@133494274472935424> <@133118836009467905> <@119854967489036288>
14991499. $User leans close to $target's ear and whispers: "You're my fuck".
15001500. $target signs up to a piss fetish site with <@105225003468861440>
15011501. $target i hope u die you peice of shit your just as bad as luciusthekiller i hope you get doxed lmao like holy shit lmao like i hope you get doxed so hard that you need to leave the channel hahaha woa~ CUB MEME MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN same lol hahahah woawoooooooooooooowdowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
15021502. https://my.mixtape.moe/mpefwv.png
15031503. $User's tail curls around $target. Keep that tail under control $User, god knows where it'll end up next.
15041504. $target seems uncomfortable with what $User's tail is doing around their pelvic area.
15051505. $User feels mellow and softly bumps their head against $target's head. How cute.
15061506. http://puu.sh/pam62/2a8777cbdc.jpg
15071507. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/539/248/2da.png
15081508. quil ❤ bi
15091509. √quil
15101510. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4SfCOFWxw
15111511. https://feen.us/r9o2.png
15121512. https://feen.us/0os4.png
15131513. $User likes soft, sensual kissing. $User likes to make love. $User likes rape.
15141514. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVRqN03aHw
15151515. quil yourself
15161516. $User calls $target a FAGGOG. $target is confused.
15171517. $User rapes $target.
15181518. $User and $target bully <@105225003468861440> in front of everyone in $channel. He shamefully faps to it later.
15191519. 🔊🔊🚨🚨WARNING🔊🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🔊THIS IS A 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸ALERT. INCOMING 🐸DANK 👽MEME🐸 👐👌HEADING STRAIGHT 🚀🚀YOUR WAY. 🔜👆👆👆PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS🚧🚧 NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸 🌋🌋🌋 .BUCKLE UP♿♿♿ THEM SEATBELTS👮👮,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT📵📵 AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS👅👅🍑🍑🍑🍩🍩💩💩 CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE 🚬🚬 🍁🏭🍁🏭🍁🚬🚬DANK FACTORY.
15201520. http://www.heavensgate.com/img/redalrt3.gif
15211521. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/187619795649167361/Screen_Shot_2016-06-01_at_10.33.50_AM.png
15221522. $User dangles a miniature $target way above his open mouth, gently shaking back and forth for a few teasing seconds. Without warning, they let go, and their snack plummets straight down. $target bounces off a soft pink tongue and scrabbles to hold on to anything they can, but a loud CHOMP and an exaggerated gulp seals their fate.
15231523. $User calls $target Captain Poopy-Shoe
15241524. http://puu.sh/pe8ZX/9266973a63.png
15251525. $target loses control of their bladder while being pounded by $User, and accidentally pees all over the bedsheets. Get it together, $target.
15261526. $User unceremoniously grabs $target by the scruff of the neck and bends them over a wide, firm lap. Hooking their thumb into poor $target's waistband, $User tugs their underwear and pants down to just below the curve of their ass, and rears back to slap with all their might. Each mighty spank makes $target squeal and flinch, but they would be lying if they said they didn't enjoy every second of it.
15271527. $User realizes $target's tight ass is starting to relax around his shaft. This will simply not do. He pulls an arm back and strikes at their perfect ass with an echoing *smack* that makes $target cry out in shameful pleasure and unconsciously flex down around $User. Much better.
15281528. $User seranades <@74598186999611392>. $target becomes impatient and wishes it would just be over. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/145828428581568512/188143838840225793/d26b096997766ba926acf87d8f8130dd_1.png
15291529. $User draws a dick on their hand and tries to shove it up $target's ass.
15301530. http://i.imgur.com/gi4fv5t.png
15311531. $User is a 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝒆𝓻
15321532. $target asks what $User has on their mind after showing their stash of favourite "things".
15331533. Hello $User i am the creator of Furaffinity
15341534. Mr Rodgers reminds $target that he is very special and God loves him very much.
15351535. $target enjoys riding on a fat ruby Bad Dragon™ red rocket while blasting Mountain Dew™ into his GNU/Sphincter®
15361536. WOA OFFICIAL NEW MEME
15371537. It's nice that you want to show everyone how much you like $target, $User.
15381538. 🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 $target ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL NIGGA HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL NIGGA REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN LIKE BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL NIGGAS ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP TRAPPING OR WHAT 💦💦😩😩💯💯💯
15391539. $User scoots his chair back to tug his half-flaccid and cum soaked shaft from $target's mouth after a long day at his desk. $target coughs and sputters, but meekly swallows the remainder of his master's last load. $User never got up once, not even to pee!
15401540. $User's foot masterfully coaxs yet another messy orgasm from poor $target using nothing but his feet. His smooth sole is flush with the throbbing curve of the $target's cock, and the fat head nestles gently between $User's wiggly toes.
15411541. "5... 4... 3... 1!" $User grins maliciously and tugs on the pink string dangling from $target's ass with a flourish. His poor hole twitches and spasms as the anal beads pop out far too quickly, and the sudden action against $target's prostate prompts a massive gooey cumshot into the sheets!
15421542. $User gently rubs a thumb across $target's cheek, clearing the drool that naturally comes with 10 minutes straight of rhythmic full thrusts. Every time $User's hips meet his butt, $target makes the cutest gasp or  squeal!
15431543. $User waggles his hips an barks a bunch at $target, attempting to mate
15441544. $target's weak and shaky barks are cut off by a vicious tug on their ornate leather collar. Even though he ordered it, a good master like $User can't have his puppy making so much noise, regardless of how much dick is in their ass.
15451545. A light splashing sound fills the room, and pearly white cum splatters into a dog bowl marked "$target". $User leans back and sighs, lazily stroking and planting his heel on top of the poor doggy's head. "Eat up, boy." He slowly presses down.
15461546. $target gags around his o-ring while the tenth stranger of the day shoots a musky, pent-up load into his open muzzle. $User grins and thanks the man, bouncing the slut in his lap at a leisurely pace and taking the cash from each stud as they line up.
15471547. $target rides out their afterglow with $User's tongue in their butt, lapping up the remainder of the creampie.
15481548. $User kidnaps $target for the sole reason of exposing his bare ass to angry bees. Thanks Bsting.
15491549. $target squeals and bites their lip as one rough pound from $User sends them over the edge. Ropes of white splash all over their cute tummy, and $User can't help but slow down to tease them about how adorable all their little noises are.
15501550. $User begins to play Red Army Choir music on the plug.dj and everyone in $channel including $target leaves.
15511551. $User pulled the sheets too far to the left AGAIN. Grumbling, $target decides to stop playing tug-of-war and instead scoots closer, lifting up the blanket's edge to press against $User's warmth. $target rests his chin in the crook of their lover's neck and grumbles quietly, "Dork."
15521552. $User makes a yiff about $target's favorite kinks, and then $target pretends not to like it.
15531553. $User's teeth clench uselessly around the thick plastic cylinder that holds his maw open and tongue down. Bound by the arms and legs to the table, he cant do anything except drool around the feeding tube, and whine when $target finally approaches with something small and wriggling in their hand. Whistling a lovely tune while tears bead up in $User's eyes, they shove a miniature blue cat into the tube headfirst, and watch with fascination as he tumbles into a warm and wet maw.
15541554. http://pastebin.com/F3n3UhTi
15551555. $target, it's so unfortunate that your wife and daughter passed away. Perhaps you'd like them stuffed and mounted so you can always remember them?
15561556. шайссенблутен - очень глупая собака
15571557. https://akella.soe.ucsc.edu/sites/default/files/akella.jpg
15581558. $User wants to hug $target, but, oh dear oh my, $target is too short for that!
15591559. $User rubs their feet together and tells $target that it feels "really weird" and "like almost like i cant feel it, but i can".
15601560. giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas giving bad people good ideas
15611561. http://puu.sh/plDFp/e7fadaf59e.jpg
15621562. Yes
15631563. $target flexes against his leather restraints as $User strokes them off with a nice tight onahole. When $target is ready to blow, arching his back and huffing around the gag in his mouth - $User stops and pulls off with a wet *schlick*, leaving the poor cock twitching and throbbing at the brink. "Not yet, $target! We've gotta build up a nice big load."
15641564. <@105225003468861440>
15651565. 🙄
15661566. <@122561983353585665> gets very 😡 when <@105368063272067072> 🐰 adds a bunch of shitty .yiffs. In fact he gets so mad that he gets eaten 👅 by $random.
15671567. 💥 🐺
15681568. <@166779049018916867> DELET THIES
15691569. $User democratizes $target's means of production (in his ass)
15701570. I just want to hold hands and cuddle with you. Is that okay?
15711571. http://i.imgur.com/mOYaPF4.png
15721572. http://puu.sh/p6VJi/bae229b2a8.jpg
15731573. <@166779049018916867>
15741574. <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867> <@166779049018916867>
15751575. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/108290623366250496/190879229624320002/sada.png
15761576. $target gets overclocked to 100000%, <@166779049018916867>'s fire goes crazy!
15771577. $User forces $target to sit down and listen to dadrock all day.
15781578. $User and $target fucked seventeen girls in a row last night and never lost his erection
15791579. Hit the road, $target. And don't you come back no more no more no more no more!
15801580. nö
15811581. it ryan https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/191569827008086018/unknown.png
15821582. http://puu.sh/pqbpR/8237cc6dee.jpg
15831583. oooooooo b0ss
15841584. Fuckwit you have just met the Devil. Hello you ugly trash 😃 I have some bad news for you and the other guy who msged me but was too much of a a coward he had to then block me😂fuck man immature assholes, idk if yk him but you better make the most of the last of your daylights cuz people like you are nothing in this world and karma well karma ain't rainbows. Nobody disrespects my man and black people. So you better listen up we are not people you want to mess with. My dad is best friends with one of the top directors in the world who also has had training to kill assholes like you if you came face to face with im trust me you wouldn't win. And me oh I am a good person but when it comes to those I love when it comes down to my man if anybody says shit about him or disrespects him I will make sure they pay. I then become the devil. You have no right to go on my profile you asshole I don't fucking know you you don't know my bf so how dare you call him such a disrespectful name. Do not say dumb nigga. He is a beautiful soul he is a good man. He has done nothing wrong to you. What you think it is ok to disrespect ppl who aren't ghosts? Well haha you see white people we are ghosts we are. Call me names say shit about me but do not say shit bout my man.
15851585. $target Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy 😉 nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
15861586. $target smacks $User with a frozen stick of toblerone for pinging him with a stupid yiff
15871587. $User robusts $target with a toolbox, then drags him to the maint tunnels for some sweaty mansex
15881588. 🐰
15891589. $target * raises paw      uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!            * farts            ..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!            GROOF!!!!!!!      AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY GROOFIES!!!!!!!!!!!            XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO      DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH      AHAHAH      AHAHAHA FUNNY GROOF! GROOF FUNNY! DOODY WEW LADDY      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR GROOFIE! GOOD GROOFY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD            DDDDDDD      DDDDDDD      DDDDD GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF      GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF            GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF HEH GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF GROOF LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD            GROOFY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN GROOF            ! TEE HEE XD GROOF! GROOFY! YAY! GROOF MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P      OOP GROOF! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD            UH OH< I THINK I MADE A GROOFIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)            AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      GROOF IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD            OOPSIE! GROOFY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ            WE WANT GROOFIES! WE WANT GROOFIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH      AHA            GROOF!            * puts hand in pants      * sniffs hand
15901590. $target runs away from $User shitty dumb faggot baby 😡
15911591. HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!! WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11! HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL GOOD MEME SORRY I MEAN GREAT MEME GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!! NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XD LE UPBOAT XD WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE i.
15921592. $User eats all of $target's blueberries.
15931593. chekcem
15941594. i am so cool every one wished they were as cool as me but they are not because i am cool and i would say there is only one cool which is me so no one can be cool but me cause i am real cool. Hahhahahahaha
15951595. Hey missy, stop licking my grundle! Its sweaty and smelly and hairy, you slut ass whore shit mofo
15961596. $User realizes $target is secretly a *popsicle wench*
15971597. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/193110061877428226/ClBuIxkWEAAweoN.jpg
15981598. $User http://puu.sh/pvHnf/361ddcc29a.png
15991599. oh fuck $target got diareah PFFFBRT
16001600. ☹ $User ☹
16011601. ur a liar $target
16021602. fasta pasta
16031603. no you hairy shit
16041604. $User launches a kissle missile at $target and scores a direct hit.
16051605. 🖕🏻 <@105225003468861440>
16061606. haha poopoo sex lmao 😦
16071607. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/194949126671040523/Screen_Shot_2016-06-21_at_15.58.00.png
16081608. Hitler did 9/11
16091609. $target is yiffended by $User.
16101610. $User brings $target over to his house to talk about sad goings on in thier lives, but $User says some pretty heavy stuff and makes $target uncomfortable. At the end of the night $target goes home and $User drinks themself to sleep
16111611. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/195317127656374275/CV6Tr3fW4AEJq7x.png
16121612. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dJy2mnl5y0
16131613. asdfasdf
16141614. >jake from manchester
16151615. Gryan!!
16161616. z
16171617. $target breathes in $User's face.
16181618. 😛
16191619. i just exist to annoy @Quil
16201620. i just exist to annoy <@166779049018916867>
16211621. $User stuffs a diaper with candy bars and microwaves it before throwing it at $target. $User prepares for an expression of disgust but is surprised to see $target initially excited before apparent disappointment.
16221622. $User pees on $target
16231623. $User drags $target down into hell for a proper yiff.
16241624. $User frazzle's $target's fuzzpaws ',:3c
16251625. $User shoves $target into his maww rrawrrr ',:3cc
16261626. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/197216356561584129/20160628_000646.png
16271627. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6o44AfYWQE
16281628. <@105278150979629056> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07S9tSVA3Yc
16291629. groof ' w'
16301630. it's <@105278856813936640> http://www.argos.co.uk/wcsstore/argos/images/560-2978776UC17623452M.jpg
16311631. During my game a lot of my teamates were making comments on how they just want to yank, bite, or poke his bellybutton! They even continued on about how they just want to give him a belly rub!!!!
16321632. $User socks $target in the tit.
16331633. The brick tied to both of $target's feet tug them towards the bottom of the pool, but it's not until $target lets go of their neck that they sink to the bottom. An involuntary gasp immediately draws ice-cold water against the back of their throat, but by the time they cough it's too late. $target's nose and mouth are flooded, and their bound arms flail helplessly as more and more of the liquid pools down their throat and in their lungs.
16341634. $User out of his Mech and quickly turns his back towards $target. $User proceeds to bend over and pull her pants down slightly. "Nerf this!" $User yells as she rips a massive fart.
16351635. $target says an a press is an a press, you can't call it a half.
16361636. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/198068015508619265/unknown.png
16371637. http://puu.sh/pLDju/b5724563a0.png
16381638. $random points out $target 's poorly hidden boner in front of the whole class!
16391639. That one didn't yiff so good.
16401640. $target says an A press is an A press, you can't say its a half.
16411641. keep all shit yiffs
16421642. i just exist to annoy <@166287326094295040>
16431643. \<<@122561983353585665>\>Murr~ Hello, my name is Tobi Wolf. I'm a straight anthro male wolf with 4 tails, and quite big! If you know what I mean ^^ Anyways I like pretty much just about anything really I'm a Dominant master along the way.
16441644. <@62207735730536448> http://i.imgur.com/LG6d8GL.png
16451645. <@122561983353585665> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/198562841635061761/unknown.png
16461646. $User admits to having thoughts of $target before sleeping every night.
16471647. $User held $target closely, but not too close. They looked into eachothers infinite eyes, becoming lost in their depths. $User whispered into $target 's ear... *"lol ur dum"*
16481648. remove shit yiffs
16491649. If $target layed an egg your secret safe would it piss you of and who would own that egg legally would you get a lawyer?
16501650. $target ! Are you a smart fella or a fart smella ?
16511651. <-- To Be Continued /|\|/
16521652. While $User and $target have the best and clearly not forced yiff, <@105223960299319296> appears behind the couple and  https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/108290623366250496/199006047459868673/eyebrowsgif.gif
16531653. $User grabs $target and tells them "Hey, give me everything tonight!"
16541654. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0w57ZoloYc
16551655. <@122561983353585665> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F0qAHAFpSE
16561656. http://puu.sh/pRaiu/6b9d520b0d.png
16571657. $User, @random, @random, @random, @random and @random play Russian Roulette with 6 bullets.
16581658. $User, $random, $random, $random, $random and $random play Russian Roulette with 6 bullets.
16591659. it's ryan https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/26/Low.cost.carrier.easyjet.arp.jpg
16601660. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnSfYfwDOjk
16611661. stop
16621662. omg shit yiffs xD
16631663. https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNwtENhCAMANBdGIBCDyq6TQMETVQIrV8Xd797eV_zzNNsZlcdsgGUQ3KfxYr2ya3a1ns7K49DbO4XsCrn_aq3CnjvPMb4WYhiSJRCAnQO14hhdYkoBEQClvIvXOy4m3l_S4ojcw.Yc_NMPWOFboF5r1QQe3Isrzud3Y.png
16641664. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg
16651665. http://puu.sh/pTABi/8b22a55415.png
16661666. <@62207735730536448> reminder to +b .addyiff shit Users
16671667. here's another shit yiff lol
16681668. pls don't ban me
16691669. yes
16701670. Denied
16711671. $User Error connecting to the database, please try again.
16721672. $random $random $random
16731673. https://youtu.be/gqpkZ2LPpps
16741674. http://puu.sh/imxfC/1ba63e3100.png
16751675. ͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥ◕ͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥ
16761676. JOHN
16771677. http://puu.sh/pXmcB/3f73e04f22.png http://puu.sh/pXmcZ/97cd1c99f8.png
16781678. $target LISTEN 2 ME. UR MY SHINING STAR. IM SORRY IM A DICK. ITS JUST MY DEFAULT SETTING, I CANT HELP IT. ☹  listen i wasnt trying 2 be rude or mean or talk down about ur skills, i just thought you hadnt been drawing as much or really cared about it, so that's why i used it in the arguement, cuz obviously i have been drawing for a long time and know a lot about drawing because of that. i didnt mean for you to take it personally, or even thought you would, i wouldnt of brought it up if I knew it'd get under your skin. i didnt want to make you upset, or anything, i just wanted to prove my point, which is silly because who even cares. i get like that sometimes, and for me its fun, i like argueing, but if you didnt see it the same way or took it as me attacking you specifically, im sorry for that. i hope you do keep drawing an posting an all that ;_; ok?
16791679. http://puu.sh/pXzCM/95abd701f3.jpg
16801680. * ᕮᖇᑭᔕ ᑌ >',:}
16811681. $User gives $target the OᗰᕮᒪᕮTTᕮ ᗪᑌ ᖴᖇOᗰᗩGᕮ
16821682. Stupid $target. He can't do anything right on his own, so I guess I need to do it for him. That's why I bugged his room and duplicated his house keys... T-to watch over him baka! N-Not because watching him makes my heart race or anything like that! He needs me... He's so silly - I-I mean stupid! Baka! Baka! He's stupid! He's useless without me! Does he need me there all the time?! W-Well... if... that's what it takes I suppose I can do it - b-b-but only because I don't trust him on his own! Ahahaha he's so needy I want to keEp hIM oN a LEAsh SoMEtImeS... Ahahahahaha....
16831683. hello friend
16841684. hey good friend
16851685. http://puu.sh/pZSGC/d5dbe2e4d0.jpg
16861686. .addyiff
16871687. $target gets raped by friendly migrants at a festival, what an enriching experience 😃
16881688. $User molests $target like Creepy Uncle Lester hopped up on his pain meds.
16891689. $User pisses all over $target's face before smacking them to show them who's been bad before shrieking in horror, having inadvertently killed $target with a mini-crit.
16901690. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/203124297470836736/unknown.png
16911691. .gi dog cum
16921692. <@105278856813936640> change your avatar to https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/203520257644691457/unknown.png
16931693. $User is a gay baby
16941694. The yo yo... is a cute toy that always comes back <3 and is on a leash anyway~ Nya. IT'S ALWAYS YOURS. @_@  I'mma one-half of a loove paair, and with my unique collectible v-card, reserved to be gifted to my future one and only with looove <3 - Just the perfect ripeness, to be picked by an Yandere ;o Alone at night, holding hands tight~  All will cower with fright, from the sight of our love's might!  Just us, in a bus. With no other, us to bother~  At the end of time, you'll still be mine~  Your soft whine I'll never decline.  It's you I cherish, all others will perish!  I will always be looking at you.  Your scent is all I'll breathe.  Your body is all I'll feel.  The food you make is all I'll taste.  Your words and sounds is all I'll hear.  Your presence is all i'll think of.  Without you, to death I'll bleed.  Only to you, I'll cling. Only to you, I'm overly-attached.  Of every second you spend with others, I'll be jealous.  To get closer to you, I'll be zealous.  So that we may be, TOGETHER, FOREVER, NO MATTER WHAT!  After all, it's not wrong to want to spend EVERY SECOND of your life with your BELOVED, obsessing over them; IT'S THE WHOLE WORLD THAT'S INSANE!!   Now, you may think I'm uncuute, unsmexy, or generally "bubbly but not fizzy".  Oh by the name of fluff are you wrong.  IF You are smart with a heaart, and playful~ Like me! Then simply we're meant to be!  Hmmmm~ I'll hooold you, and kiiiiss you, and snuuggle you, and teeeease you! Up until you're all hoooot and boooothered, in a jackpot of loove smothered!  Your feelings shall not be squandered! In my heaart they will have wandered!  You'll be bluuushed, squiiirm and melt in my grasp; and begging for mooore <3~!  Cheeks flushed, hug firm, held as you gasp; and wetting as you admire!  Every day, every night, every week, every month, every year.  "I loove you $target~!" I'll whisper to your ear.  A steaaamed hoot breaath~ I'll be yours 'till the death, and beyond!
16951695. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reQBcaCrPzY
16961696. <@62207735730536448> change your avatar to https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/203960363484446721/unknown.png
16971697. $User blows a fat vape. Radical!
16981698. The Inuit have this way of hunting seals. From a distance, they lay down and flap their arm and gyrate a bit. They slowly crawl closer to a seal who is just lying on the snow somewhere. The seal starts to think they’re seeing another injured seal. They keep watching for a bit as the hunter moans softly and flaps his arm impotently against the snow. He’ll continue flopping towards the seal, who now doesn’t give a shit and ignores him or has an interest in trying to help this endangered allied. Often the seal will come right up to the hunter to investigate. In any case, the hunter gets close enough to the seal that he just hits a stick through its head and kills it right away.
16991699. <@62207735730536448> change your avatar to http://puu.sh/q5aSe/3a093e8a47.jpg
17001700. <@105278856813936640> change your avatar to https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/204556795497283584/unknown.png
17011701. Even among fucking deviants with no taste at all there have to be better options right? why do you hurt yourself
17021702. $User takes $target to sinner jail and locks them up for doing crimes. They get naked and fuck a lot in the squad car before they get there, though. Like, a lot.
17031703. On my dick maybe
17041704. $User devours $target 's fine ass like a ravenous animal.
17051705. $target goes on a three-week videogame bender that costs him his health, his job, and his wife!
17061706. %target would rather play the videogames than be with $User sexually.
17071707. $target would rather play the videogames than be with $User sexually!
17081708. But $target doesn't have a job, he plays videogames all day, and $User is fed up!
17091709. $target gets torn to pieces by an angry pack of chimps while $User watches and cries
17101710. http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Minion-Memes196.jpg
17111711. My name is $target and I really enjoy anal.
17121712. <@139901622170943488> change your avatar to http://puu.sh/qbIxk/c962693abc.png
17131713. http://i.imgur.com/YwyHM.jpg
17141714. http://puu.sh/qd93s.jpg
17151715. https://static1.e621.net/data/3c/c7/3cc7198d198f9999c110d466914a3510.jpg
17161716. https://puu.sh/qf3DU/1fce697842.png
17171717. THIS GAME ♥♥♥♥ING TOOK MY MONEY, ♥♥♥♥ TROOP 12 MANN I Aint do noffin man #freevezzer mann ♥♥♥♥ da ops .man fre my mans , i really donts fux wit em.
17181718. http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg http://puu.sh/qiIKy/37c116c7ae.jpg
17191719. http://puu.sh/qjb20/88fe1157f8.png
17201720. bui delete this bad meme
17211721. $User gives $target the 'ol *snip* ✂ *snip* 😱
17221722. ur mom ass hole
17231723. http://puu.sh/qjdEA/490aab02c4.png
17241724. https://puu.sh/qjePy/319043243c.png
17251725. <@62207735730536448> turns on minion meme posts and you get this http://d.facdn.net/art/southvietnam9/1469839665/1469839665.southvietnam9_image.jpg
17261726. $User fails to put baby $target in a binder http://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2012/10/binder16_adp.jpg
17271727. https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg https://puu.sh/pZ6Tv/dcbfadb2ab.jpg
17281728. http://puu.sh/ql5qU.jpg
17291729. $User wants that juicy Shaq meat.
17301730. $User takes $target out on a whimsical rape rodeo!
17311731. https://puu.sh/qliXN/409eefb5c8.png
17321732. <@105223960299319296> http://static.skaip.org/img/emoticons/v2/ffffff/skype.gif
17331733. "Also I had sex with like three dudes from there" -- <@166287326094295040> on craigslist
17341734. $User 😠
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17361736. madyiff
17371737. https://bui.pm/cuckysky.mp4
17381738. $target https://cdn1.thehunt.com/app/public/system/zine_images/6381259/original/763de6d6599033c03fe0b69aba378566.jpg
17391739. https://cdn1.thehunt.com/app/public/system/zine_images/6381259/original/763de6d6599033c03fe0b69aba378566.jpg
17401740. $User stays in his corner eating glue
17411741. <@105278150979629056> sit on my face
17421742. ok
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17481748. <:lossMan:210434869157691393> <:lossReceptionist:210434319276179466> :lossDoctor: <:lossWoman:210433750964633601>
17491749. Oh, yes, $target, snort me! SNORT ME!
17501750. $User gets nostril tfed and $target becomes a snotmonster
17511751. Hahahaha! Nice post, John. Mind if I show this to my wife? She loves hilarious stuff like this! Haha, how are the kids doing btw? (Stands for "by the way", Emily taught me that haha.) You should come over soon, we'll be having a BBQ in our backyard garden with the Johnsons who live down the street. Hit me up on MSN Messenger soon, alright? Take it easy, pal. cya (See ya haha, Emily is very creative, proud to be her dad.)
17521752. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305XlhIBjW8
17531753. $User realizes they'll never be good enough for $target and takes thier own life out of sadness
17541754. u r worthless
17551755. $User YOU FAT CAT YOU ARE SO BIG AND FAT WHY ARE YOU SO FAT
17561756. http://puu.sh/qpwnE/605010e56c.gif
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17581758. ＨＥＬＬＯ $target ＡＭ ４８ ＹＥＡＲ ＭＡＮ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＯＭＡＬＩＡ． ＳＯＲＲＹ ＦＯＲ ＢＡＤ ＥＮＧＬＡＮＤ． Ｉ ＳＥＬＬＥＤ ＭＹ ＷＩＦＥ ＦＯＲ ＩＮＴＥＲＮＥＴ ＣＯＮＮＥＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲ  ＂f u r a f f i n i t y＂ ＡＮＤ Ｉ ＷＡＮＴ ＴＯ ＭＵＲＲ :3c  ＬＩＫＥ ＹＯＵ.
17591759. The fact that people on this site have morals is laughable. Those who are against Cub should go back to furaffinity or Facebook. If you find Cub Porn offensive then you don't belong here. Try the deep web that shit is way worse than Cub Porn. So fuck you and your hatred.
17601760. $User turns their bf, $target, into a gf!~
17611761. i.imgur.com/NJ88L1u.png
17621762. $User puts $target in "the pit."
17631763. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8dPwoCPn08
17641764. 🍅 🔫
17651765. 🍅  🔫 🍎
17661766. <:caveBob:211370167945396224>
17671767. is $target going to plop out a hot doozy next?
17681768. http://i.imgur.com/AbRHISM.png
17691769. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckVYO9oI8vc
17701770. $User: `“Holy moly $target, you look so good like that! How does it feel? I just want to hug and squeeze it all out of you!”` $target: `“$User, I knew you were off, but this ain’t the time for things like that.”` $User: `“Wait, $target, that’s it! I bet It COULD be squeezed out! So long as the grip is even, the compression would keep us together while we squeeze it out!”` $random: `“Yes! Do me first! Do me first!”` $target: `“You got it, $User.”`
17711771. <@210023803693170690> change your avatar to http://puu.sh/qvNA4/f110a3cd35.png
17721772. <@105278856813936640> complains about guns and freedom while living in a country that banned spoons http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217504/Are-old-spoon-Woman-asked-ID-buying-teaspoons-Tesco.html
17731773. https://puu.sh/qyfS3/19bef1ea16.png
17741774. <@105278856813936640> is plane confirmed https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/214122414869708801/unknown.png
17751775. $User takes a yogurt tube and slaps it against his desk. It explodes and splatters all over $target's back. What a fucking ass hole.
17761776. when is `.ca` going to be fixed
17771777. Heya!~ Im $target a male bunny and i was wondering if any fuffies wanna be my friend and get all the snuggies and kissies n stuffies and bun bun love~ *giggles softly* sowwy im just really compassionate and its my personality i can't help myself x///x but if your gonna add me please look at my info and you dont have to leave a comment to add me Mkai?~ Just do it~ *gives @everyone cookies* :3 Hope you cuties have a nice day!~ bai bai~
17781778. `yiff already exists` https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMI6ojyvfU
17791779. o-oh `*cuts*` i-i'm sowwy >.<
17801780. <@105278856813936640> change your avatar to https://d.facdn.net/art/aeroingo/1377999621/1377999621.aeroingo_f22-lucario.jpg
17811781. <@105278856813936640> https://puu.sh/qJLQ9/c66a621da4.png
17821782. ree
17831783. The female stood ontop of a Rock in the middle of a clearing her walking stick out in front with her two paws on the handle her top hat down slightly as the moonlit sky drifted above her, her eyes were gloomy and clouded " Stop fighting to break free would you.. " she spoke silently to herself as she grasped a Heart shaped stone from her spiked collar hidden under her shirts neck peice " I need to keep you at bay until your in this Crystal.. " she spoke again before looking up at the Sky looking worried.
17841784. So it’s the time again where I feel like I should jerk off. I tried to get myself excited about it and keep reminding myself that I’m going to jerk off later tonight. Then when it’s time, I looked up some pornography and found some images that I started masturbating to at least 10 years ago. I opened some gifs and some webms. At this point it feels like a chore to become invested in this. I find myself trying to analyze what the attraction is supposed to be instead of just seeing sex parts and feeling excited and encouraged begin any kind of pleasure. I guess I try to imagine myself in the presence of these naked people or what I would do to them and so forth and there’s just no imagination at all. I am distracted by other things or open a Chrome tab to look at something else. I feel that since I decided I was going to do this, that I should follow through with it though. I worry that one day my sex drive will be normal and I will regret that my whole youth was spent almost indifferent to nailing people. Maybe it’s shit like “It’s because you want intimacy and not just fucking” but that also seems like a chore. Eventually I’ll probably start hitting my dick to whatever low resolution video of some girl sitting there and it’ll take 40 minutes to reach anything near a climax, then I’ll shoot my shit out and then my asshole will start to hurt and I’ll have a headache and then I won’t be able to shit for 2 days. I have a gif of a girl moving her boobies a bit and it’s ok. If I don’t jerk off at least around every 3 weeks then I will ejacualte in my sleep and then I have to get up in the night and rinse my dick and ass if the semen ran down into it.
17851785. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBk0P27QGmc
17861786. http://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/afgnpjq.jpg?quality=90 is a picture of $target as a child
17871787. $User rubs $target 's bump
17881788. <@105278856813936640> https://puu.sh/r2npZ/5c073c3509.png
17891789. <@105278856813936640> https://puu.sh/r2nuk/351b6f040e.png\
17901790. <@105278856813936640> https://puu.sh/r2nuk/351b6f040e.png
17911791. <@105278856813936640> https://puu.sh/r2nwA/f6bfe40f18.png
17921792. https://puu.sh/r4FOz/0ca092be73.png
17931793. <@107985419307618304> https://puu.sh/r4QJl/8cce49aab4.png
17941794. $User takes $target to the cinema and this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlB9XnmJU1o
17951795. what what in $target 's butt
17961796. $random bends you over and sticks my dick in your butt and fucks hard
17971797. $target UUUGUU ONICHAN PUT THAT DICK ION MY FUCKING ASSHOLE AHHHHHHH
17981798. I'M GONNA PRE
17991799. I'm...I'm halfway to preing....!
18001800. Haha pre'd on her tummy dude
18011801. oh baby i'm gonna...conclude
18021802. https://puu.sh/rnVpa/2165dd1848.png
18031803. https://puu.sh/rp4UT/a091cb138f.png
18041804. $target and $User double team $random with belly rubs, gettimg them on their back for a chance to grab at one of their cocks.
18051805. https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwNxssNwyAMANBdGACHYKjJNoggEuVjhN1DVHX39p3ex7zHaRazqXZZANZdCo_VivLIrdrG3M6a-y628AVZNZftqrcKODe5OQT_ijEgRUKC2buEiSISok_4L0ivKsdj-93M9wcJBCL6.xVC1_GmhhLO6JWfQkRef1LMbIYw
18061806. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110125537665486848/231952049032396800/lepokez.png
18071807. $target, prepare to meet the _YIFFINATORINATOR_
18081808. $User tucc $target in
18091809. $User tickles $target until they cry
18101810. $target fakes an orgasm to make $User feel better
18111811. $User makes heart hands for $target and says "I love you"
18121812. $User extends his feet and shyly asks if $target really thinks they're cute
18131813. $target What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I reached the top of the page on FurAffinity, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret conventions worldwide, and I have over 300 confirmed yiffs. I am trained in gorilla fursuiting and I’m the top suiter in the entire US furry fandom. You are nothing to me but just another weeaboo. I will yiff the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across all of FA and your name is being added to Artist Beware right now so you better prepare for the storm, weeb. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your customer base. You’re fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws. Not only am I extensively trained in unprotected sex, but I have access to the entire collection of the cub porn you've drawn and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of FA, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furries all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking done, kiddo.
18141814. $target whispers "omelette du fromage" in $target
18151815. $target won't let $User cum until he admits Yang Xiao Long is best girl
18161816. $target pants and softly cries after receiving his fifth consecutive hour of tickle torture from $User
18171817. $target admites $User and his bare feet from afar.
18181818. $User lifts his riding crop to roughly spank $target's soft delicate paws once again
18191819. <@110751144485072896> won't admit to $target that Yoshi's feet are the purest and sexist in all the land.  Can you believe that, $User ?
18201820. $User edges $target with pawjobs and never lets them cum.
18211821. ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀💏
18221822. $User is talked into doing a spitroast with Agumon and Gabumon. He enjoys it and the three get married in a polyamarous relationship
18231823. What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac slap back nick nack sack lack yik yak clack is wrong with you
18241824. $target tries to focus on his book but writes about GrizzPan instead
18251825. $target cums all over a toaster strudel
18261826. $target is too cheap for a strudel so jizzes on a poptart
18271827. $target had sex and sex makes babies!
18281828. $target asks why it's so strange that he's into bdsm, feet, pet play, whipping, and a bit of non con
18291829. Look at the ancient world: there was no such thing as "gay" or "straight". There was just being a man, and being a man meant you had sex with other alpha men for fun and personal development. Having sex with women was just a necessary evil, a loathsome chore necessary to perpetuate the species. Shitlibs sell the lie that if you have sex with men, you need to adopt a "gay" persona where you live a degenerate lifestyle, act in a feminine manner, and vote for shitlib politicians. The reality is that the most masculine thing you can do is fuck another man.
18301830. $target obeys $User and gets down on all fours to worship his musky paws by kissing and licking them.
18311831. $target foils Azazel's plans to yiff
18321832. http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/a1/bee-movie-script-transcript-seinfeld.html
18331833. why wont you let me add a yiff
18341834. Hey Faggots, My name is $target and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
18351835. $User laughs out loud at $target's cum face
18361836. $target complains that $User isn't doing their job and demands them to step down
18371837. Azazel wants to 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆  Asriel
18381838. Why is $random not getting any yiffs? Theyre the slut here
18391839. $target bites their lip and braces themselves as their new master prepares to strike their vulnerable young behind with the hard cane once again. As the sharp pain runs through their body and hardens their reluctant cock a little bit more, $target knows full well that $User wants to make them cry and squeal, and is only just getting started~
18401840. $target makes Azazel forget to include an Asriel emoticon in his message. What a silly bun!
18411841. The slow, tender stroke up the tender foot of $User excites $target .  They watch as $User whimpers and grunts to avoid laughing as they slowly but surely begin to lose all sense of sanity while their entire world devolves into nothing but a helpless, ticklish nightmare.   $target will be broken shortly.
18421842. $target makes Stormy fuck a yiff up again!
18431843. $target tried so hard AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DIDNT EVEN MATTER
18441844. <@110751144485072896> forgets to include an Asriel emoticon in a message again. $target prepares to give him 20 lashes of the belt as punishment~
18451845. <@110751144485072896> thinks he's getting off easy.  His paws will not go unpunished.
18461846. $target calls $User Pan Pan
18471847. $target attempts to join in a threesome with Azazel and Asriel. Azazel kicks them away, nobody else is getting a piece of that goat ass but him.
18481848. $target gets ambushed and molested whilst out playing Pokemon Go
18491849. $target starts telling $random a funny story but then he remembers what happened was GAY
18501850. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
18511851. hey $target  i c u over there looking at me. i'm trying to work my way through college by selling pictures of my tits but i'm only accepting payments through paypal, hit me up at 1-800 a business e-mail address and we can talk more. see you soon babe
18521852. Well I thought $target were a good friend. My family and I would have done anything for you or gave you anything you needed. WOW was I wrong about you! I thought you would have had the common curtsey to call a friend and let them know what was going on. But I guess our friendship was one sided I was your friend and u just pretended 🎭to be mine! Well played sir👏! So basically you are just a lying sack of crap💩! I will say thank you though. Now I c u for who u really are 💩and I will be more careful of who I become friends with and let in to my family! Just to let you know when $random herd the announcement he cried 😭. Then I had to have a talk with him that I was not prepared for. ( thanks again douche bag) then after explaining to $random that you did not want to be a witness anymore and you want to leave the Truth his comment was "what a Dumb stupid idiot". So I guess good luck🍀with your life cause u are going to need it. Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you!🏃💨
18531853. $User presses his mouth to $target 's ear and growls sensually, quietly whispering into their ear. "Good girl."
18541854. $target sticks his tongue into a laptop charger for some reason
18551855. Ice Bear sticks his entire paw up $target ass
18561856. *$User pins $target down, before licking at their neck, and moving down their body.*
18571857. $User forcefully pins $target down and violenty throws them around and about as screams of pain and pleasure is heard throughout the night. Little does $channel know what exactly is going on.
18581858. 1998 .addyiff $User pins $target against the wall and kissing them, their tongues playfully wrestling each other in a lustful fight for dominance. $User reaches a hand down to the genitals of $target, giving gentle stimulation to make $target moan in the mouth of $User as passion overtakes their bodies.
18591859. $target Kaiser Low said to touch yourself right now.
18601860. *$User seizes $target before bringing her lips to his.  She then smiles before working her tongue inside of his mouth.  $User then moves her tongue deeper inside of him, pushing towards $target's throat before finally reaching it.  The sergal then puts her paws to the back of his head and pushes him closer as she tonguefucks him.*
18611861. $User slaps the shit out of $target because you didn't pick up your ass when you were told to hustle out of the door and get a move on, now $User is in a hurry to get to town to host the annual anal convention and plans to use $target as the main demostration.
18621862. $target says they never cry. $User decides tonight theyre going to prove them wrong~
18631863. $User brutally penetrates $target with a diamond-studded dildo in their anus, forcing their rectum to accomodate the girth unexpectedly, which produces a moan from $target
18641864. *$User rapes $target gently*
18651865. *$User smirks and approaches $target slowly, swaying their tail back and forth.  $User then pushes $target down, straddling their lap and slowly grinds on them.*
18661866. $User *rapes* $target *violently*
18671867. *$User throws down $target and grins as she puts on a strapon harness...*
18681868. $User rapes $target violently with a cactus, tearing the lining of their anus and causing them to cry and scream bloody murder but to no avail, as no one will help the worthless cunt.
18691869. *$User grabs $target from behind and smiles before letting her hood squiggle against their rear...*
18701870. The slow, tender stroke up the tender foot of $target excites $User .  They watch as $target whimpers and grunts to avoid laughing as they slowly but surely begin to lose all sense of sanity while their entire world devolves into nothing but a helpless, ticklish nightmare.   $target will be broken shortly.
18711871. *$Userl smirks at $target before approaching them slowly, pinning them before moving down, licking at their crotch.*
18721872. *$User smirks at $target before approaching them slowly, pinning them before moving down, licking at their crotch.*
18731873. "Hmm... I guess $target IS somewhat attractive..." $User says with a smile.  $User then walks over to $target, before pulling them down, and on top of her.*  C'mon, have some fun with me..."
18741874. $User snaps their fingers, commanding $target to walk over to them, it's obvious they had no choice in the matter, just look at the mess they're making, what a needy slut!
18751875. $User leans down to wrap her arm around $target 's chest, lifting them against her chest. She lays back to make $target her little spoon.  She noses under target 's cheek, planting soft kisses along $target 's neck while running her hands down their body with an affectionate tenderness.
18761876. $User leans down to wrap her arm around $target 's chest, lifting them against her chest. She lays back to make $target her little spoon.  She noses under target 's cheek, planting soft kisses along $target 's neck while running her hands down their body with an affectionate tenderness.
18771877. $target starts to think about $Users paws for some reason but then realizes that's kinda gay
18781878. $User smooshes his paws on &target 's face
18791879. $target dumps their porn stash in the wrong channel and gets told off by $User ! Next time's a ban!
18801880. https://youtu.be/8iOQ_v7f22Y
18811881. $target You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.  You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.  You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.  I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?  Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.  You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
18821882. $User enters the room of $target, alarming them. "$User ? What do you want?" asked $target uselessly to the dakr form they knew was $User. It was not the first time that $target had tried to refuse, but it was always futile. $User didn't answer them. They moved quickly to the bed without speaking. $target could hear the breathing, slow and heavy. "$User ," they said, alloiwng a slight whine to enter their voice "I have to get up early tomorrow. I need sleep." They may as well have been talking to a wall. Implacable, $User did not acknowledge this request. $target felt their heavy weight clamber down on the bed as $target felt themselves spread against their wishes. "$User , please.." said $target in weak protest. They knew it would not work. "I love you, $target" said $User. $target didn't respond as the (magical) phallus was thrust into $target. It hurt. "$target -" "Shush. It'll be over in a bit".
18831883. "_Don't._" Each thrust of $User was counted. Fourten. Fifteen. _Don't._ $User nipped down on $target's earlobe and grunted into their ear. $target could feel it in the way that $User moved. Short thrusts. Erratic. "Pull out," hissed $target. They could tell $User was close. $User didn't tell. They never told. The first few times had only been seconds before, coating $target 's ass and back in so much sticky white fluid that $target had been aghast, even in the throes of their resentment. "$User ," said $target again, voice thick with agitation and insistence. "Pull out!" they repeated the request as $User jerkily slammed over and over. But it was too late. $User wasn't going to stop. "$User ..stop, please." $target turned from anger to pleading. "I'll tell everyone you raped me. If you don't pull out I'll shout. I swear it." The threat had no venom, and if $User had heard $target through their mindless, greedy thrusting, they had come to the same conclusion.
18841884. Hate. $target hated it. "$User !" $User ignored $target further. "Stop! Stop!" $target repeated the word over and over, each one with a pounding of their fist. $target felt no wetness in their eyes, but their voice shook with closeness of their tears, brimming behind their irises in a race with the climax of $User. $User recognised their own closeness and shoved the leg of $target to the side as, with a final thrust and groan loud enough to pass through the wall, they shoved themselves forward, planting their entire body weight onto $target and forcing them to the bed. $target gasped for air to hang on. They felt it. A tich, and a jerk of the hips. The thing inside them spasmed. They felt it. Their rapist groaned into their ear, low and long, as the first strand was shot. $target wanted to cry, but the tears wouldn't come. It only lasted a few seconds, but that was no comfort.
18851885. $User pees in $target 's butt.
18861886. $target clenched their eyes shut, trying to ignore the feeling inside of them. They tingled with hyper-sensitivity, feeling every single inch of their rapist that was embedded inside of their in vibrant tactility. Their walls betraying them and squeezing $target, coaxing everything they had deeper inside – that was felt that, too. $target winced each time they felt the cock twitch and shoot another spurt of virile seed. They hated themselves. But there was nothing they could do. After what seemed like hours, $User collapsed on the bed next to @target , their member still inside.
18871887. $User kisses $target gently as they brutally rape them into submission. Proving themselves as the alpha male
18881888. $User smooshes his paws into $target 's face
18891889. $target begs $User not to use that pinwheel against his soft soles again. It's so pointy!
18901890. $target is the type of person to reply with only all-caps laughter in a tickle RP
18911891. $target is Grand Pobah Didoink of All of This and That. $User is jealous.
18921892. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lPJ9J-6vDw
18931893. $target gets a boner thinking about a tree, then spends the next few weeks wondering what it means.
18941894. $User eats popcorn and watches as $target is savagely tickle tortured by $random for a few hours.
18951895. $User takes $target on a camping trip without telling anyone else where theyre going! $User is sure to pack all the ropes, feathers, and brushes theyll need~
18961896. $User gently strokes $target's soles while they sleep, watching their toes twitch and hearing them giggle groggily. $target starts having a wet dream about being captured for weeks and being tickled for information they don't have.
18971897. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I&feature=youtu.be
18981898. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk4ZmItC4dE
18991899. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/236986496148701184/unknown.png
19001900. The last thing $target sees before they die https://g.redditmedia.com/qgWQa-WQTlM_V5s_lc8if_lJiYR6TL1y-_zPPbCpREA.gif?fit=crop&crop=faces%2Centropy&arh=2&w=640&fm=mp4&mp4-fragmented=false&s=ee19ee5b45b937192aa4c62fd971f22d
19011901. This story involves M/Solo masturbatory acts between a consenting adult male and a stuffed animal.
19021902. http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/And+back+to+e621+for+me+_5d1d0a205b7ab42a61b8fba83f5eedba.jpg
19031903. Feeling bad for Kraze who is Jacking off by himself in the corner, Azazel lets Kraze join in his sexy time with Asriel, turning it into a spicy threesome
19041904. $User shoves $target to the ground, before $target licks her own lips.  Looking down at $target, $User then rips the smaller female's legs apart, setting down on them herself.  $User then slowly grinds on $target's legs, letting out a slow purr as her womanhood works over her victim's fur.  $User then grips $target's other legs and positions herself before grinding their slits against each other.
19051905. $User kisses $random on the lips, but $random gets too overwhelmed by it all and starts to sob uncontrollably. $target feels bad about this, and takes $random out to see Bee Movie with $User, but $random gets seated in between the two of them, and $target and $User both kiss $random on their cheek!
19061906. http://67.media.tumblr.com/c08a82238ab8f64adaf03dd5f9b5fadb/tumblr_nq3h3bHZNk1rfr0nno1_400.png
19071907. $User wont stop touching $target toes until he says he'll kiss him
19081908. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzh9koy7b1E
19091909. https://67.media.tumblr.com/57abde26cf21fbc4bca42f33f88903e5/tumblr_oekysqwVgF1r6x3txo1_540.jpg
19101910. https://66.media.tumblr.com/ba3e5ba97483a078d1d20e2e9dfa716a/tumblr_of6fc2cfQg1sv91lqo1_540.jpg
19111911. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKs2oYACIAAaWCu.jpg
19121912. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0&list=LLBvLvxZbz0aMf_8ZDmDqQIA&index=70
19131913. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS2DqJj_HDQ
19141914. nonsexually touches your nonsexual parts
19151915. $target don't like salami, $target don't want pastrami, $target don't want a chicken, $target don't want a roast!  $target just wants her double dose of $User 's beef beef beef! Beef bologna!
19161916. I want to use a furret as a semen sock
19171917. $User sets $target on fire for the fear aspect
19181918. $target is into: having a great conversation with my friends!
19191919. <@105223960299319296> change your avatar to http://puu.sh/rUjHr/fcfa3c6064.png
19201920. https://vid.me/6AwP
19211921. $target surprises his parents by going to the dinner table in their new rabbit fursuit. The police are immediately called.
19221922. $target whimpers from his fifth solid hour of being denied the ability to cum
19231923. I hear $target commissions weird fetish art
19241924. $target wants to polish cameramon's camera lens nipples
19251925. $target and $User play video games all night.  No sex, just cuddling.
19261926. $target screams in both pain and pleasure as Mei(from Arashi no Yoru ni) repeatedly rams his giant goat dong with great force into their aching butthole until he eventually splurts his goo
19271927. I love $target 's feet. They are just so perfect; there's something about those huge, white feet that get me excited just thinking about them. Every single day I fantasize about worshipping $target 's amazing, flawless feet, in many different ways. My biggest fantasy involves $target capturing me and making me its own footslave, because it's the only reason I exist. I live to worship $target 's feet in every way possible, because that's all I'm good for; it's all I am: a horny little footslut who seeks nothing in life but $target feet. Once $target collars me and tugs on my leash, it motions me to look down, where I find those large feet that I so desperately crave. $target wiggles his toes and looks down at me with a smirk, knowing how much I want to service those inviting feet. It was hard to resist giving in, but I knew $target wanted me to enjoy myself, so I soon did. I got down on the ground in front of the large feet, looking up at them and just admiring them for a brief moment. By this point my cock was already rock hard, proving just how much of a slut I was for $target 's feet. I bring my head closer towards $target 's left sole, gently pressing my nose against it as I close my eyes. It was too much to contain. After sniffing along $target 's foot for a while I let my eager tongue out of its mouth, and start to slowly drag it across the sole, starting at the heel and working all the way up to $target 's toes, leaving a trail of saliva over the sole. I repeat this process over and over, tasting and appreciating $target 's feet, filling my mouth with that salty taste; it was heaven. $target 's smirk turns into a grin as it watches me slobber over its feet, grinding its sole against me slightly, encouraging me to keep licking.
19281928. "Why is it so hard for you to be obedient?" The captor questioned as he brought the crop back and tapped it lightly over the spot he had just slapped over. Each tap made $target wince and close his eyes for fear it would be another slap that echoed out. His wide soles were soft to the touch and pudgy at the toes where the crop glided up and pushed into. The man took his hand and wrapped four of his fingers along the top of $target's foot and wrapped up his thumb to the arch where he drug up up and down over the area of the slap once more. His hands were rough but gentle in a way that $target knew all too well was only false security. His fingernail drug lightly over the arch in slow, methodical stroked up and down his tender skin.
19291929. $User was curious and wanted to enter the door and look around to find the source, but decided against it lest it be considered a violation. However, as $User walked past the door, she didn't have to enter to see what the source was. Visible from outside the door was a young-looking $target, restrained in a very uncomfortable-looking position with full sensory deprivation bondage. A blindfold, ear mufflers, a ball gag and ropes tied around every part of his body that could possibly move. It was very clear that he had been crying for a long time as his face was red and tears were still flowing from his blindfold. In front of him, his feet were in stocks with each of his toes tightly tied back with string, and his taut, stretched soles were being tickle tortured by a feather roller. $target was mesmerised by witnessing such a strong torture, but the curiosity soon turned to panic when she saw a large, well-built, older male dragon step into view and begin fondling the ears of the tortured dragon, as if to tease him more, obviously the master to the poor victim. $User thought that they would surely be accosted or punished for eavesdropping, but that did not happen. The master dragon did spot her, but did not say anything, and in fact simply smiled at them.
19301930. http://puu.sh/rUQEL/b01d73b61a.jpg
19311931. 🐱
19321932. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiS8tIlw0Sc
19331933. $target jerks off furiously to the feeling of their tongue on <@198468576024199168> 's hindpaws. "Keep licking, you paw slut.", says $User, forcing $target to do their fucking job as $random  patiently waits for their turn to serve. Also <@119955466930487296> is a nigger. And <@122561983353585665> has to scroll again. Suck my dick. Fennecs are the master race.
19341934. $target spends his last few hours trying to make sure <@142496073217212416> doesn't get triggered by $User 's antics. "This is all very problematic", says <@142496073217212416>  in a shaky voice as he is coddled by $target, $random passing by to make sure all privileges are properly checked. "VERY, problematic."
19351935. <@198468576024199168> thinks he's clever, but everyone laughs at him behind his back
19361936. $target closes the last oven on the jews and commies baking in the oven just as $User's comes up, slaps $target on the ass and eats $target out, all while $target moans for the fatherland.
19371937. FOR THE FATHERLAND!
19381938. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE
19391939. <@198468576024199168> wastes everyone's time with STUPID yiffs
19401940. <@122561983353585665> has to scroll again just to find he has once more wasted his time on trying to find a stupid yiff.
19411941. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bGW4ShpNU
19421942. https://66.media.tumblr.com/689f0402edf360392031e99c22faa959/tumblr_ofqmk7L39x1ue9zkjo10_1280.jpg
19431943. https://67.media.tumblr.com/0735b8a9b0a92cb3f46fba6692c566a8/tumblr_ofso81b8dP1sv91lqo1_400.png
19441944. $User grins wryly, clipping a cute collar around $target's neck with a short leash attached, then tugs the leash nice and firmly to lead $target back to the bedroom. It's going to be a long night.
19451945. $User tightened the ropes on his new toy until they whimpered and forced his cock in all the way as $target started to gag. "You love it, don't you, $target? I know you do. And if you don't, I'm gonna fuck you till you love me."
19461946. $User rubs $target's tummy tenderly
19471947. Kneeling his hands tied behind his back, $User massages $target's feet with his lips, using his tongue to go between the toes
19481948. $User bent over after finishing in $target's rear, and started cleaning out his well-used and leaking hole
19491949. $target balanced a well-used sock on $User's nose and blindfolded him with the other "Keep them there while you suck me off. If they fall, you're gonna be sucking through them. But you'd just love that, wouldn't you?"
19501950. $User pushed his dick hard into $target's ass, pressing against his insides until $target couldn't take it anymore and humiliatingly emptied his bladder out right then and there, as $User laughed quietly in his ear
19511951. $User slowly pushed down a struggling $target onto his cock with a firm grip on his shoulder. "I trained you for this, didn't I? Mmnyeah,  just like that." $User hilted $target and used his free hand to press against the bulge from his huge dick, prompting a moan from $target. "Goood boy." $User tied $target's hands behind his back, and nuzzled him at the base of his neck, giving him a quick nip. "Heh. No getting out of this now, huh? Start riding."
19521952. $User ties up $target and fucks them to death.
19531953. $User cries in the corner. When $target asks what's wrong, $User stabs them in the stomach and fucks the hole as they die
19541954. It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen👸🏿 of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁🏿 that you know will get some 👉🏿👌🏿 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍🏿 for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀
19551955. God, I hate <@107689627044827136>! I wish he was here right now. I'd make him fuck me up the ass and jerk off all over my face. And then I'd lick his nipples while cupping his balls in my hands and be like, 'Is that how you like it? Huh? Is that how you like it, fag?' And then I'd make him take a dump on my chest while I masturbated. That'd teach that goddamn queer.
19561956. http://puu.sh/s36ij/3d6cfb57c8.mp3
19571957. https://yiff.party $random FIX IT NOW
19581958. $target https://puu.sh/s3nPD/25f7f4c2cc.png
19591959. C:\Users\Ethan\Pictures\Memes\tumblr_o9txvxL5QC1tib3teo1_1280.jpg
19601960. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/243472169948938240/tumblr_o9txvxL5QC1tib3teo1_1280.jpg
19611961. <@122561983353585665>  http://img.tfd.com/mosby/thumbs/500233-fx6.jpg
19621962. $target https://puu.sh/s4Fkp/9b54f1ca72.png
19631963. http://66.media.tumblr.com/1dd5e9a3e00af8bb8d0cf805982e247c/tumblr_nl83chtb3a1unp5efo1_500.jpg @PuppySky#2286
19641964. <@105223960299319296>
19651965. <@105223960299319296> made you look
19661966. <@105339435024912384> scroll up
19671967. http://65.media.tumblr.com/ad3382a601ae05739a4eb18e068271ac/tumblr_n6nzn4e7Q41r1oesuo1_250.gif
19681968. $target is eating a Milky Way and none of you can stop him
19691969. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105257612144078848/244171599320711168/unknown.png
19701970. $target cutely boops $random before blackmailing the leader of their country
19711971. $target was born with glass bones, and paper skin
19721972. $User pinches a kneeling $target's nose shut and starts pissing in their mouth. "Good, good. Tastes good, huh? You know you love it. Now swallow it all so you can breath again."
19731973. $User sneezes all over $target's dick to lube it up.
19741974. $User sits on a bound and blindfolded $target's face and expels a musky flavored aphrodisiac lube from his ass, prompting $target to start licking it up and push their tongue inside for more. "You're so pent up, you're willing to do anything for release, aren't you? You know where you're licking right now? Just remember, you asked for this, heh. Get it nice and deep, slut. You're gonna be licking for a while."
19751975. $User stretches his dick to enormous proportions with his Gum Gum fruit powers and hits $target with his Giganto Gomu Gomu no Pistol Whip
19761976. $User gags $target with a dampy and sweaty pair of boxers that he used to wipe down every inch of his body after a long, hard day at the gym. Nice and musky!
19771977. $User takes a scalpel and traces his name repeatedly into a helpless and bound $target's back after fucking him so hard he couldn't struggle anymore, then pulls out and takes a piss all over his bloody signatures, eliciting a whimper from $target
19781978. $User sticks a long sounding rod deep into $target's penis and puts a lighter under the exposed metal tip
19791979. $target visits $Users town in ACNL and they both have a lovely evening playing together
19801980. <@105225003468861440> 🍑 🏓
19811981. "I can't keep it down." $target thought as $User's tongue licked around in his mouth. He groaned as $User's knee moved against his cock. $User moves away from his mouth for a moment. "Hard just from my knee? You're not that resistant it seems." The other teased. "Oh? What about you?" $target pointed at $User's erection. $User grinned, "I've been holding it back till now. You've gone hard quicker than I have." "Well let's keep going"
19821982. $target regularly takes part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos
19831983. $target casually asks his new friend $User what his kinks are. $User replies "Oh what, weird kinks? Pfft, oh yeah, I like to brutally physically torture young innocent furries against their will by abusing the soles of their paws through tickle torture, whipping and other forms of extreme duress until their wills are broken and they are left a crying traumatised mess. You know, weird right?"
19841984. https://youtu.be/msM0xjj8W3c
19851985. fuck Florida
19861986. $User's hand went lower to $target's believe-its, and they moaned moaned as $User eight trigrams sixty-four palmed all of $target's forbidden jutsus. "We gonna get dattebayo $target, if ya know what I mean. I'm gonna touch your Sasuke." And so $User did, all over $target's rasengans. "Aw yeah, chidori right on my fighting dreamer. Nice and thick like my kage bunshins."
19871987. LucasPSI invites, $target over to his house to play games and cuddle together and they have a lovely time
19881988. $User and $target approach <@103880610174484480> in the corner of the room, and after only a minute of sweet talking they're both rubbing their musky underwear bulges against the raccoon's face. What a fag.
19891989. $target used the 'x3' emote again and it was like talking to a different person
19901990. https://randomandstuff.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/4-30-12-ifunny-30676393-569-647.jpg
19911991. Porygon premium required to access this yiff
19921992. $User is _literally shaking_ their throbbing penis inside of $target's tight asshole.
19931993. https://puu.sh/rYsIq/875bf3461b.swf
19941994. $User shuffles his feet really fast against $target 's body fur and then zaps $random with the static charge
19951995. After an intense training session, $User pulls $target closer and cleans the sweat off his body with his tongue, slowly, deliberately, gently, from the feet up
19961996. $User lays down before $target and says "P-please, step on me $target-sama...I need it. Rub it against my face...!"
19971997. $Users tries to hide his boner after $target jumped off his face with his bare foot to go higher, just like in his animes
19981998. $User activates his Stand's ability and gives $target a Standjob. Oraoraoraora~
19991999. $User now controls the power of the Millenium Yiff+1. It's shaped like a lewd object, as it should be.
20002000. $User and $target h-ld h-nds
20012001. $User plows $target so hard that even All Might would get whiplash
20022002. $User puts his ninja headband on his dick. When asked why, he said "Well, that's just my ninja way."
20032003. $User holds a pizza box suspiciously close to crotch-height. "Hey $target! Did you order an extra-large sausage?"
20042004. $User yiffs $target at mach speed, and misses often. It sure was an experience though! He can mach all over my speed
20052005. $User stealthily fellates $target under the desk at school. Good thing the answer to the teacher's question just happened to be "oh god, I'm coming"!
20062006. You see $User's car bouncing down the road. "Damn, that car's got a hydraulics system on it!" says $random, but you know that's not the case. $target must be in there too...!
20072007. $User makes $target's penis bounce to the tune of Caramelldansen. Because every time they touch, he gets this feeling. And every time he yiffs $target he swears he could fly. He can feel his heart beat fast through $target's massive mast, pounding deep inside
20082008. $random grabs $random and $random and makes the penises kiss kiss, ooh la la~
20092009. "Hey $target!" says $User, with a meaningful glance. "What do you call a really fast dinosaur? A prontosaurus!" $target immediately becomes fully erect.
20102010. $User totes gives $target a rad beej
20112011. $User and $target go to a secluded cove and have a threesome with a dolphin
20122012. $User and $target play an erotic game where they use .yiff to decide what to do to each other in real life
20132013. It's well past New Year's, and $User's champagne bottle is long since empty and getting intimately acquainted with the underside of $target's tail
20142014. $User and $target 2016: Make America Great Again
20152015. <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈ <@105278856813936640> ✈
20162016. ryguy more like rygay ✈
20172017. dash: sniff this <@166779049018916867>
20182018. 💨 sniff this <@166779049018916867>
20192019. http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg http://puu.sh/sgbVs/0a29d1ca07.jpg
20202020. 🍆 sniff this <@166779049018916867>
20212021. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/247900523762548738/1.png
20222022. Asriel dreamer seductively strips down in front of $target until he is in nothing but his tiny white briefs. After doing so the goat looks down to find that his tiny cock bulge is very prominent, causing him to shy his head away in embarrassment. Such a shy boy. $target begins to cry
20232023. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105483168844369920/247979294150623233/54f8023eb6ea173675ba605a7c098107.png
20242024. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105483168844369920/247979778613706752/tumblr_o0tebaSag21rqo4hto1_400.gif
20252025. $User huffs $target's juicy smelly farts
20262026. shit yiff faggot
20272027. $target and Asriel are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream together. The ice cream falls out of the small goats paws and onto his crotch. He looks up to $target and they soon realize that he's expecting them to "clean it up". $target looks around to make sure there are no witnesses in site before getting on his knees to lick the ice cream off of Asriel's growing cock bulge
20282028. $User and $target spend the evening together eating raw cookie dough, cuddling, and discussing about Gaomon's paws
20292029. https://67.media.tumblr.com/618b8f98c267a95f9b71e153f5f33ec3/tumblr_inline_og96pzSSvO1slpnhp_500.gif
20302030. $target sits on <@105278856813936640>
20312031. *Its a hologram*
20322032. $User adds a yiff because the prevous yiff told them it was hip and fad
20332033. <@105278856813936640>  connect 613.519.920.20:9147; password sitt
20342034. $target jumps on the stand where $User keeps their games, knocking it over and unplugging something so that their Wii U is disconnected from the TV
20352035. $User smacks $target on the bottom with a rolled-up newspaper and sends them outside
20362036. unblock me!
20372037. http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party http://yiff.party
20382038. $target chooses Yu-gi-oh over their friends
20392039. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/105306979773239296/249890621358080003/ate_sand.png
20402040. http://66.media.tumblr.com/057f9bd260ed09641607f56c4a8d0eca/tumblr_nyv6lpyAZh1sv91lqo1_500.gif
20412041. $User ran $target's length between his toes, leaving the sweaty scent from a long day of walking all over it, then lifted his foot and pushed $target's head down with it for some naughty self-sucking for his own amusement
20422042. $target has been a naughty child and gets taken by the clawcopter
20432043. $target is magically forced to show $User their peets. Fun ensues.
20442044. $User fights a bear and loses; $target comes along later to loot the corpse
20452045. $User accidentally farts while $target is halfway inside of him, filling him with humiliation. Blushing red with embarassment, he starts apologizing when he feels $target's dick get harder
20462046. After a long day at the gym, $User corners $target in the locker room and shoves his nose right into his sweaty pits, and takes a deep sniff. Mmm, musky.
20472047. https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwNyEEOgyAQBdC7cADmjzKg3oYgQRstBKYr07u3b_ke8-mX2cyh2sZGtJ8j1b7bobXHkm2ptVw5tnPYVG-KqjEdd37roImBwAKw-BnisNAkDAf5p4QVa_AgdmHBHGZh9rCvVsz3B7XfIkA.Odc8jK-fkh_zknWfBpQyPO6JOXg
20482048. $target is annoyed when Thanksgiving celebrations get in the way of an exhilirating furry rape RP
20492049. $User sends $target to the Rimming Pits
20502050. $User turns red with embarassment after being walked in on by $target while pissing their adult-sized diaper and singing their own rendition of "Oops I Piddled Again" in a baby voice
20512051. $User gives $target a naughty show of doing the Can Can while commando, letting his massive cock bounce in time with the music
20522052. $User puts his muzzle against $target's needy tailhole, pausing for a moment so $target can feel his hot breath there... then opens his maw wide and licks over the tight ring again and again, frantically, with a sultry cry of _LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE_
20532053. $User attempts to spice up his and $target's sex life by putting salt on his tailhole and pressing a live clam up to it, goading it into licking
20542054. $User propositions $target out of the blue after doing manual labor together all day, and ends up in a musky mutual rimjob with him hours later
20552055. $User takes off his clothes and starts jerking it in public on a dare, giving $target an unfortunate sudden facial surprise as they turn the corner while walking with $random
20562056. $User contemplates simulating a cold rimjob by putting a handful of slugs and snails on his  puffy, sensitive, well-used anus
20572057. $User huffs $target's musky musky dong like he's huffing the best blunt of all time
20582058. $User and $target go in the back alley and huff a marijuana blunt together
20592059. $User decides to finally write his book, The Smoking Cum. It becomes an overnight sensation as the most banned detective book in all of the USA. God Bless America.
20602060. $User circles his tongue around $target's hot rim, savoring the tasteful brown substance left there after being used. Truly, this was the only way to claim dominance over multiple mugs of hot cocoa on a cold winter's day
20612061. http://puu.sh/swpZE/abc0ea8729.jpg
20622062. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222831480328421376/252581796561158144/IMG_6107.JPG
20632063. https://68.media.tumblr.com/120e6ca0bb8b3d32368a4abe032af262/tumblr_inline_mox0seZwBX1qz4rgp.jpg
20642064. http://0vress0.tumblr.com/
20652065. lucaspsi.tumblr.com
20662066. *Raichu crushes $target 's head with his thighs*
20672067. hey $random you should draw 10000x pictures of $target 's feet right now
20682068. $User beats $target with a willow branch irl
20692069. Hey $target thank you for continuing to exist and being a part of my life
20702070. NO U $target
20712071. $target is good at algebra; They can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure our Y.
20722072. does $target live on a chicken farm? Because he sure knows how to raise a cock~
20732073. $User cooked $target breakfast in bed. How sweet~
20742074. $User cooked $target sahur in bed. How halal~
20752075. Albert Einsteine cooked up a pretty mean math formula and gave it to $target to solve. A bomb is tied around their neck and if they don't solve it in 3 minutes they go boom
20762076. $target should really be studying math for his finals but he is playing Pokemon instead
20772077. $target thinks Mothra is a dork
20782078. $target ate three heroins and became a furry
20792079. $target never uses more than three words in an RP reply. $target is a very bad RPer.
20802080. $User stared at $target knowing with certainty he was falling in love. $User pulls $target in for a hug beneath a blanket of stars, wondering how on earth hed been lucky enough to find $target
20812081. $User says to $target "I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you."
20822082. $User notices that $target is being weirdly poetic and so worriedly asks 'are you alright dear?'
20832083. If $target were a vegetable hed be a cute-cumber
20842084. Hey $target are you the barrel of a shotgun because I want you in my mouth
20852085. $User wants $target to not post yiffs referencing suicide k thx
20862086. $target is the last thought in $User mind before they drift off to sleep and the first thought when they wake up each morning.
20872087. If your social security number was how much money you had. How much money would you have, $random ?
20882088. $target quitly takes sip from his sippy cup while his parents, $User and $random , argue about getting a divorce
20892089. https://inequalitybyinteriordesign.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/berenstain-bears-no-girls-allowed.jpg
20902090. $target is my friend and love them a lot
20912091. $User pins $target to the bed  and going really slow, starts to rape them. Whispering things in his ear telling him to shhh and take it, fondling his chest and ears and also sucking on his neck~
20922092. $User smacks $target with the word of the lord
20932093. http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/14553170_123589674786829_6850135080891842560_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTM4MjE5OTE1NzY1NzI3MDc3Ng%3D%3D.2
20942094. https://68.media.tumblr.com/09399dde6b561d28930d9763e818847e/tumblr_nagne4ZPkO1tjz38ko1_540.jpg
20952095. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UPlqbBGu7k
20962096. $User kicks $target in the face, *erotically*
20972097. $target puts $User's midriff in a hydraulic press for like half a second
20982098. $User cooks a steak marinated in a sauce made with $target's semen, then serves it to $target and $random
20992099. STOP TRICKING ME INTO THINKING THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL BEING POSTED YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS
21002100. $User _spanks_ $target. Like, really goes to town: open palm, shoulders twisting as they put full force into the swing, a resounding _crack_ as they leave a solid, stinging red handprint on $target's bare ass.
21012101. .User is now the proud owner of a dandruff pillow
21022102. https://puu.sh/sCMdG/6dd03b6977.png
21032103. $User holds terriermon close and vows to never let him go
21042104. .shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies.shop sell Kalan115 cummies
21052105. $target wakes up in the morning to find godzilla making them a plate of nice and fluffy pancakes
21062106. Godzilla crushes $target's head with his thighs
21072107. $target is having a rough day. Gabumon approaches $target, takes his hand, and tells him: "You have so many good things about you that belong only to you!" $target is moved to tears and hugs the digidog
21082108. ◖⚆ᴥ⚆◗
21092109. sorry $target ive met someone much more interesting than you bye
21102110. $random just is really turned on by having great conversations with their friends!
21112111. Upon feeling a new tool stroke across his left sole, $target became much more unsteady. He was feeling a rough fork-like device running across his sensitive foot, giving him a violent urge to wiggle his toes, but he wouldn't stand a chance if he even tried doing that. That wasn't quite as bad, though, as the freezing cube of ice that he felt began to stroke over the sole of his other foot. That sent shivers through his foot and his leg which were visibly affecting his ability to balance. Soon, he became much more unsteady and shaky, and his toes were beginning to ache badly from the strain being put on them. His tickle endurance was well and truly being tested.
21122112. The sound of leather on flesh is wonderful, particularly when it slowly increases in volume and is joined by the sound of $target 's moans and whimpers as they feel the real smacks begin to make contact. Then you can go up to the intense stuff, really pulling back and walloping the leather across those deliciously vulnerable soles. $target had such beautiful whimpers, and after each smack he curled up those cute little toes of his and paddled his feet a bit. It was adorable, and it just made me want to keep laying the smackdown on those soft arches and just below the toes, where I seemed to get the best reaction.
21132113. $User goofs up $target so hard they're all like "YAAAAAAAHOOHOOHOOOOEY"
21142114. $target sexually identifies as Asriel Dreemurr
21152115. Nothing short of what makes a Furret, Nyachi is yet another one of them. Boasting an almost-6ft long body of fluffiness, this creature is an ideal companion to cuddle around for warmth on a cold, rainy day and fall asleep against—something Nyachi very much enjoys! His speed and agility are also impressive. Quicker than most other Pokémon his size, Nyachi is excellent at hunting for resources, and escaping from dangerous and unfortunate situations he happens to find himself in. All in all, don't let Nyachi's pure-Normal typing fool you. He's capable of a lot of things; it'll just take some convincing for him to fully open up to you.
21162116. $target dies, comes back to life as a skeleton, and bones $User
21172117. $User glances behind and in front of him, gazing at $target with a soft, brave smile. He takes a deep breath, and then nods, indicating that he's ready to be spitroasted by his two eager friends. Give him all you've got, $target!
21182118. $User takes $target to his bedroom to show him his favoritr "play," _A Midsummer Night's Ream_
21192119. $User pads his paws all over $target
21202120. Special Chance! Send $User pictures of your dick for a rating!
21212121. It was a dark and yiffy night; the semen fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of cum which swept up the streets (for it is in $channel that our scene lies), rattling along the bedspreads, and fiercely agitating the scanty fur of the Users that snuggled against the darkness.
21222122. $User appeases $target with Rule 34 pictures of their favorite video game character
21232123. $User outs $target as a member of the Cummunist Party
21242124. $User spritzes $target in the face with a water bottle
21252125. $User verbally abuses $target because they don't understand how to express affection
21262126. $User erotically recites the entire History of Japan video for $target, who instantly faints from blood loss due to a sudden massive erection
21272127. Two users, both alike in dignity / In fair $channel where we lay our scene // From ancient MUCKs break to new eRP / Where erection's blood makes naughty hands unclean.
21282128. $User does $target
21292129. $target begins ovulating under the sheer masculinity of $User's gaze
21302130. As $User crushes a whole watermelon between their thighs, $target reconsiders propositioning them for oral sex
21312131. Late for their date with $User, $target hastily grabs what they think is a recently-purchased wine bottle on the way out the door, not realizing they'd actually grabbed their jumbo lube canister
21322132. The story of $User and $target's epic romance begins in jail, where they meet after both are charged with indecent exposure at roughly the same time
21332133. $target confesses to Pastor $User that they have a crush on Jesus Christ and have to sit in the back row to hide their boner during sermons
21342134. $User receives his third ruting from $target's tireless red rocket. Can his poor little tailhole take it?
21352135. $User mispells something and $target spells it right for them by grabbing their hand and guiding them with it. $User blushes deeply
21362136. $User fucks $target so hard that $target's orgasm doesn't stop for the rest of their life, nor even after their death; $target is interred underneath the public square, and a majestic fountain is built atop their dick, to adorn the city forevermore
21372137. $User deduces with his tongue that $target had lasagna several hours ago
21382138. While trying to make a space-alien Halloween costume for $target, $User realizes they're out of pipe cleaners for antennae, and uses two sounding rods instead
21392139. $User opens BMP images of $target in WordPad and then saves them again to make the pictures look all fucked up. $User is into corruption, you see...
21402140. $User engages in selfcest to the tune of We Are Number One
21412141. "So, slave, Master $User has someone for you to meet..." $target writhes in their chains: "But you said you wouldn't bring any friends over!" $User smiles cruelly, tugging on a leash and leading a huge intact wolfhound through the door into the bedroom. "But does man's best friend really count~?"
21422142. $User and $target bond over their shared love of cub porn
21432143. $User uses the power of his Gum-Gum Fruit and uses his latest move: Gum-Gum PISTOL WHIP
21442144. $target is convicted of many foul crimes, but their sentence of public execution is commuted to a public sexecution, wherein $User ruts them into unconsciousness in front of a live audience
21452145. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmUxotJinQ
21462146. $User and $target bond over their mutual hatred of gay people, but their whole world changes as they slowly realize they're in love
21472147. $User gets under $target's desk and does things that distract him from his homework. It isn't long until $target gives in, pushes his chair back and lifts $User onto his lap. Homework can wait.
21482148. As $User's crotch gets ground with $target's heel, he asks $target to use his other foot to stand elsewhere on his body. Naughty naughty~
21492149. After the two Trainers wake up, $target makes $User breakfast by fucking $User's prize Typhlosion in the ass as hard as possible while frying bacon on its excited burners
21502150. One morning, when $target woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his armour-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his brown belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His many legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked.
21512151. (cont. from yiff #2151) Meanwhile, $User's big, fluffy Arcanine grinds his knot against $target's comparitively small human butt with every strong thrust into it, the legendary dog growling and pressing his wait onto the Trainer as he's overcome with morning feral lust that renders him unendingly determined to tie with $target, no matter how much of a tight fit it is. The situation does make it a little difficult for $target to be accurate enough with his hands to evenly fry this wholesome bacon breakfast, but $User doesn't mind, this show is just too entertaining.
21522152. (cont. from yiff #2151) Meanwhile, $User's big, fluffy Arcanine grinds his knot against $target's comparitively small human butt with every strong thrust into it, the legendary dog growling and pressing his weight onto the Trainer as he's overcome with morning feral lust that renders him unendingly determined to tie with $target, no matter how much of a tight fit it is. The situation does make it a little difficult for $target to be accurate enough with his hands to evenly fry this wholesome bacon breakfast, but $User doesn't mind, this show is just too entertaining.
21532153. $User's comedic interest in hilting $target grew exponentially after he found out hitting his prostate made him honk like a goose
21542154. After an hour of rough sex and a few reapplications of lube, $User is finally able to pop their fat knot into $target's ass, tying the two together firmly and driving $target to a messy, prolonged hands-free orgasm all over the sheets
21552155. $User and $target play some strip poker with the others at a slumber party, but $target quickly loses all their clothes and has to start gambling sexual favors just to keep playing with the other partygoers
21562156. $User educates $target on how the skeletal remains of _emiliania huxleyi,_ a species of coccolithophore (and one of the most dominant on the planet) that is covered in approximately thirty calcite coccolith discs, is responsible for the whiteness in the oceans that can be viewed from satellite and the famous whiteness of the White Cliffs of Dover, and says that if he wants he can make his face just as white with his massive and pulsating cock
21572157. $User fucks $target while the 1812 Overture plays in the background, making $target cum every time the cannons fire
21582158. $User comes into $target's apartment intending to ask for help moving furniture, but finds $target alone in the apartment, dressed in a full maid uniform, daintily dusting off furniture. After a moment $target notices $User's presence and suddenly turns around, hiding the duster behind their back and stammering, "O-oh, $User, h-hi! I-it's not what it looks like... P-please don't tell anyone, I'll do anything!" $User smiles wryly, closing the apartment door. "Anything, hm...? Well, in that case, I think you won't need to take off the uniform for some time yet...~"
21592159. $User hangs an American flag from $target's Prince Albert piercing and recites the Pledge of Allegiance to it
21602160. $User hangs an American flag from $target's nipple rings and recites the Pledge of Allegiance to it
21612161. $User hangs a Union Jack from $target's foreskin and sings God Save the Queen to it
21622162. Comrade $User liberates Comrade $target's proletariat with his hammer and sickle, _if you know what I mean_
21632163. $User makes out with $target in the Chili's parking lot after a delicious meal of hot wings
21642164. $User and $target get handsy in the back of the car, careful not to make their mother suspicious as they drive to the hotel where the family reunion is going to be. The two siblings were able to convince Mom to get them a shared room at the hotel, and they plan on making the most of it!
21652165. $User saunters into the bedroom, carrying a bowl of chewy candy in one hand and a long string of increasingly large anal beads in the other, and sets the bowl just out of arm's reach of $target, who hungrily strains against their tied-up leash. "You want the candy, pet? I'll give you one for every bead you can take~"
21662166. $target wears their collar all day, just like they were told to, just like a good pet. Luckily nobody looks closely enough at it to see the little heart-shaped tag that reads "Property of $User"! But it's all worth it when $target gets home and Master $User clips the leash on and tugs them into a loving embrace.
21672167. After a long date at the park, $User and $target find themselves sitting in a car of the Ferris wheel as it gradually ascends. $target kisses $User on the cheek, then rests their head in $User's lap and dozes off from lack of energy just as the car reaches the highest point on the wheel, leaving $User to stroke through $target's hair and look out at the vista with a contented smile.
21682168. One evening, while receiving tutoring from $User, $target begins stammering about having something very important to say, about _really liking_ something... $User can't make heads or tails of it, before $target, cheeks a bright red, pushes forward and kisses $User right on the lips!
21692169. At dinner with the family, $target accidentally drops some food on the crotch of their pants. Thinking nothing of it, $target reaches for their napkin, before realizing the family dog has just wandered under the table...
21702170. $User tries for the umpteenth time to ask $target out on a date but gets caught up in fantasizing, and accidentally says the words he imagines $target would say to him in his naughtiest fantasy right to his crush's face. "Hey babe, I think you're pretty hot and I'm deeply into every fetish you have. Wanna fuck?"
21712171. After a pleasant day at horse-riding lessons, $User has an idea and goes to buy a special saddle for their pet $target so they can show off their new skill!
21722172. $target isn't gay. Definitely not gay. That video with $User was definitely just performance art. Especially when $random joined in.
21732173. $User never understood much about his kid's way of life - the music, the hair, the clothes... It was all foreign to him. But there was one thing he and $target definitely understood about each other - in the bedroom, Father always knows best.
21742174. $User and $target are getting intimate, when $User spontaneously decides to try massaging the pads of $target's paws. Even gentle presses and rubs to the soft pads make $target more relaxed and aroused than either of them had expected.
21752175. $User was brought to the edge by $target's foot, who slowed his movements enough so that they couldn't cum. $User begged for release after the many hours of being driven crazy by not being able to cum from getting an amazing footjob, saying he'd literally anything to have release. Chuckling, $target said he could cum after he removed his blindfold, which revealed the expectant audience staring at his every move. $target asks $User if he wants him to use his foot again
21762176. $User, the recently appointed CFO of a major manufacturing company, is invited to attend a backroom party with other executives and high rollers. As a show of good faith, $User decides to bring $target along, dressing the pet up in naught but a collar and a short leash, to provide... _entertainment services_ for the partygoers~
21772177. $random should really poke $target feetpaws
21782178. ✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈
21792179. $target writes some dark fetish porn of his favourite character and regrets every life choice he has ever made after he has finished his wank
21802180. http://www.namespedia.com/image/Akella_surname.jpg <@105278150979629056> confirmed pooinloo
21812181. $random gets dominated by the Pillsbury Doughboy
21822182. Everyone wonders about what's in Mothra's pants only to be shocked when when they're finally pulled down. Just a small toy of Komasan
21832183. $target ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
21842184. While cosplaying as Shulk at the convention, $User gropes $target in the artist alley while shouting "I'M REALLY FEELING IT"
21852185. $User and $target double-team Nate, then post pictures of it to 8ch/furry/
21862186. $User donates trillions of dollars to materials science and teledildonics research in order to develop a functional replica of $target's penis
21872187. $User insists on climbing the ladder second, so that they can secretly gaze up at $target's nethers
21882188. Shortly before climax, $User achieves a new level of spiritual enlightenment and realizes that orgasm is a mortal pleasure, no longer necessary for fulfillment. $target unhappily disagrees.
21892189. $User and $target make plans for tonight by appending "in bed" to their fortune-cookie fortunes
21902190. $User and $target play a variant of Russian Roulette involving a dildo launcher
21912191. $User and $target get up to some shenanigans
21922192. $User inseminates $target through their urethra
21932193. $User impregnates $target through their nipples, with their micropenis
21942194. $User sneaks up behind $target and squeezes their soft, milky tits
21952195. $User finds a replacement for raw umber in his paint color set after fisting $target for a while
21962196. $User grabs and passionately makes out with $target, to the shock of the other members of the jury. Another shocking twist in $random's public indecency trial!
21972197. $User gives $target some after-school tutoring, right in the butt
21982198. $target recreates John Travolta's famous dancing from Saturday Night Fever, in such a sensual display that everyone in $channel orgasms simultaneously
21992199. <@191982092404523009>
22002200. http://i.imgur.com/x6N0mMQ.png
22012201. $target manages to complete his Broadway masterpiece parody, titled _Merrily We Yiff Along,_ starring $User as the big finisher of all the big numbers. Lewd!
22022202. $User tickles $target's glans with their toes
22032203. $User gives $target a chocolatey parf-fait for dessert on their first date
22042204. $User ruffles $target's belly fluff and tells him he's his favorite little naughty boy, oh yes he is, oh yes he is. Then he gives him a handjob.
22052205. $User tickles $target's naughty bits with his butt-tuft
22062206. $User smacks $target's ass so hard the police arrest them thinking there was gunfire
22072207. $User indulges $target in his secret fetish and paddles his balls like he's the world Ping Pong champion
22082208. $User assists $target in perving on innocent young cubs
22092209. $User and $target start making out in the movie theater, which would be fine if it weren't a showing of Finding Nemo with kids on either side of them
22102210. $User and $target go to the graveyard to make out and get frisky, but the ghost of $random pops out of a nearby grave and rapes them
22112211. $User seduces $target's favorite video game character, while $target enviously watches
22122212. $User and $target are having a great time doing Asriel Dreemurr eRP until a bunch of skeletonfuckers come in the room and spam ectoboner skelecest shit all over the chat
22132213. $User puts his penis inside $target's penis
22142214. $User gets so hard that only his pet rock could possibly handle how hard he is, and lovingly seduces it, and they make love long into the night.
22152215. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196221314971729920/256665935685877760/unknown.png
22162216. Hey @everyone, $User secretly thinks $target is super cute
22172217. $User adds a bunch of weighted BDSM body clamps to $target's sensitive areas and says they can only remove them by dancing erotically until they fall off
22182218. $User and $target joust with large sounding rods in their dicks until one pushes the other's all the way in, causing intense pain and humiliation from losing
22192219. $User fists $target's nostril
22202220. $User puts a tutu on $target, who was naked, until the tutu was put on him, and then $User tells $target to do ballet but like, with a boner, so it's hot, but like also very artsy. $User jerks off to it until the bobbing from $target's incredibly erect penis throws him off and makes him fall, but he saves it and makes it look like he was trying to do autofellatio or something, and $User gets even harder. It was very gay, but like, in a gay way
22212221. $User is cursed by the parf monster, and will be followed by shit yiffs for all of eternity
22222222. $User wakes up early while in bed with $target after a long night of love making for the first time, and cuddles with him, nuzzling against his soft chest fur as he snores gently. The heartfelt moment turns awkward as $target then wets the bed, and turns even more awkward as $User realizes that he now has a boner because of it.
22232223. $User activates his bankai and summons a giant penis or something I don't watch Bleach. The penis is full of filler though I can tell you that
22242224. $User sacrifices several penises of lesser strength in order to summon Blue-Eyes White Penis and attack $target's yiff points directly
22252225. $User has $target eat his essence and teaches him how to clench his asshole tight and scream from the bottom of his lungs, except he isn't All Might and nobody has Quirks. $target now has a large gape, oh golly gee
22262226. $User has $target shove an oversized buttplug into his ass, hook it up to a car, and drive off into the sunset
22272227. $User watches as $target lets himself get fucked mercilessly and subjected to increasingly exotic fetishes on live cam by dozens of guys, all for $User's personal entertainment
22282228. $User mercilessly jiggles $target's fat tummy
22292229. $User and $target invent a style of lewd song wrestling in which they assume a 69 position and try to stuff their dick into their opponent's mouth as they belt out Broadway tunes and the latest and greatest hits, making them lose points
22302230. $User somehow finds himself in Frisk's place in Undertale, and uses the opportunity to tell Flowey in disturbing detail how he'll help him get all the souls in the Undergrund if he lets him become his sex toy to ravage whenever he pleases after he becomes the absolute GOD of Hyperdeath.  Flowey has no idea what to say
22312231. $User plunders $target's booty with his massive, engored, pulsating, ultra-big-huge, giant, green, snorfling, gagigabending, smahoodalillyalling, grecrotch-snizgler
22322232. $target gets voluntowed by Professor $User and is then stripped in front of the class so his body can be used to teach sex ed in an incredibly invasive hands on manner. The Professor promises every student they can get a turn, and he secretly snaps a few pictures for private use later.
22332233. 2234 <@191982092404523009>
22342234. $target buys tickets to E3 thinking it's an Ed Edd n Eddy convention
22352235. $User blows raspberries all over $target's sensitive genitals. $target responds by involuntarily giving them a face full of lewd fluids
22362236. hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl 😃 like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again hehe…toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
22372237. $target eats sand to prevent cancer
22382238. $User and $target go to $User 's house to make out and get frisky, but the ghost of $random pops out of a nearby easel and rapes them
22392239. $User takes one of $target's many hands in his and looks longingly into their eyes, communicating a deep meaning that is so much more than just words
22402240. $User goes to Muffet's bakery and asks for the arachnosinnamon-bun special, and is led to the back room for some quality customer service
22412241. And then... suddenly just as I $target kissed me passionately. $target climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. $target took of my top and I took of $target 's clothes. I even took of my bra. Then $target put their thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. "Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then... "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was... $random!
22422242. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196221314971729920/256696331500912642/unknown.png
22432243. http://puu.sh/sJmum/92ea146c43.png
22442244. KUP TERAZ!
22452245. $User slaps $target's bubblebutt and whistles at her
22462246. $User dresses $target up in lingerie and parades him around in the park
22472247. http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bf2f4903b944f6b3bb1f5d7c6789fd9/tumblr_mrcaqaUCRp1rtgqvto4_1280.png http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bf2f4903b944f6b3bb1f5d7c6789fd9/tumblr_mrcaqaUCRp1rtgqvto4_1280.png
22482248. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHz0PiE8lkI
22492249. $User leads $target to his bedroom and locks the door behind them. $target lets out a small gasp when he sees the bondage equipment on the bed and the collection of feathers, pinwheels, and forks scattered around the room.
22502250. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38nfPs-jkgw
22512251. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9thID0GLpw
22522252. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoeEb5gIPhI
22532253. My name is $target and I would gladly lick a wolf boy's footpaws
22542254. http://puu.sh/sKdMx/18bf30555b.png you've been visited by the pedantic shitter post https://yiff.party in 5 channels or shitters will overrun your server.
22552255. https://puu.sh/sKf5j/5bb7fa1da4.jpg
22562256. $User is brought to the Parf-enon for some yiffings, much to their chagrin
22572257. $User asks $target if he wants to play the Q-tip game. Covering his crotch with his hands, he quickly declines.
22582258. $User whispers sweet nothings into $target's ear
22592259. $User's penis is verbally abused by $target's tongue
22602260. https://soundcloud.com/dreux-ferrano-jr/dont-touch-my-dick
22612261. Panel de Pon is not a Yoshi game, NOE
22622262. There'll be no more darkness when you believe in yourself. You are unstoppable. Where your destiny lies, dancing on the blades, you set my heart on fire
22632263. https://i.gyazo.com/e9b7c8c657174a479911d15c8acb8319.png
22642264. 👁 👄 👁
22652265. Everyone in this group are $target's friends and he loves them all very much
22662266. $User wonders how ba-a-a-ad can $target be, 'cuz everything comes just so naturally
22672267. https://static1.e621.net/data/17/b6/17b6c7ed7d978f234f3b6c40f6c7e5d5.gif
22682268. $target accidentally finds out $User's secret fetish involving dismantling Ikea furniture the hard way
22692269. I love you You love me, We're a happy family, With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you., Won't you say you love me too, I love you You love me, We're best friends like friends should be, With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you., Won't you say you love me too, I love you You love me, We're a happy family, With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you., Won't you say you love me too, I love you You love me, We're best friends like friends should be, With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you., Won't you say you love me too
22702270. $target  has been spotted wearing a festive hat! Now until Dec. 29th at 10am PST, explore the world to discover this limited edition furriend!
22712271. $User sprays $target in the face with water, **Bad!**
22722272. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/236283837573758976/258158504064319488/OUO.png
22732273. we get it you vulp
22742274. $User yoffs $target
22752275. $target walks in on $User singing "Ass ass squiddies squiddies ass and squiddies" to themselves while playing Splatoon. $target leaves the room promptly
22762276. $target secretly creates a Splatoon nude mod for $User, but soon word leaks to /r/splatoon and $User and $target are ousted from the community
22772277. Why do stars fall down from the sky / Every time $target walks by? / Just like $User / They want to be / All up on that ass grinding like a skateboard
22782278. $User and $target play the penis game. Unfortunately for the children's bible study group next door, $target is the victor
22792279. $User Dicks and Doms $target in Da Bungalow
22802280. $User tells $target to repeat a tongue twister and they say it back with cat puns added in
22812281. $User just straight-up sits on $target's face
22822282. $User astounds $target by pulling large anal beads from his ass like it was an infinite neckerchief at a magic show. It's a rainbow gradient, and he's gone from red to indigo, baby
22832283. $User plays a game with $target where they see who can push out all their oversized anal beads first
22842284. $User and $target play a fierce game of anal bead tug-of-war
22852285. $User shrinks down and uses $target's extremely poofy cauliflower anus as a trampoline
22862286. $User pets behind $target's ears
22872287. $User goes down on $target's dongaling like an overconfident bad singer goes down on the microphone on American Idol
22882288. $User gets extremely wasted at a party and dubs $target "FARTOLOMEO, GREAT PARFER OF ALL SEVEN SEAS" after he accidentally rips a big one
22892289. $User practices his vibrato singing while giving #target a blowjob
22902290. $target lets $User use them as his guro toy
22912291. "WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME, MR. GREAT TREATY OF PEACE?!" $User indignantly asked $target. "I AM NOT YOUR 'safe space' Lesbian Transistor."
22922292. $User introduces $target to the wonders of the world of the fetish that is CMNM
22932293. $User dares $target to meme all over him
22942294. Now then I must--ARRAHH! ARRaHHH!
22952295. $target is a fucking horrible human being for advocating GENITAL MUTILATION, and 99 percent of Americans who advocate mutilating penises are fucking brainwashed morons. Circumcision can have a HUGE EFFECT and HUGE INFLUENCE on the development of a human being's psyche. It's the truth. What $target is trying to do is erase American history and hide the truth. Seriously, don't be on the wrong side of history.
22962296. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsvnQc12S9Y
22972297. HERE CUMS A NUDE CHALLENGER
22982298. $target Remember when you were dumb, You worshipped Barney like a chud. Die, you fucking Barneyfag. Now there’s just retardation in your eyes. Like the downie that won’t die. Die, you fucking Barneyfag. You were fucked in the crossfire of Leach and Parker, Clutched in their tight grasp. Fuck off, you faggot with retarded laughter. Fuck off you manchild, you retard, you downie and die. I hope you die in a dune. I hope you die soon. Die, you fucking Barneyfag. Taught by those who aren’t right. His purpleness filled your sight. Die, you fucking Barneyfag. You found your own way to ignore smart decisions, Clutched in his tight grasp. Fuck off, you dumbass, you failed emission. Fuck off, you sperg, you asshole, you degenerate and die
22992299. $User and $target share a really long lollipop, except with their butts, and the lollipop isn't actually a lollipop, but a dildo. Surprise!
23002300. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzlXFhUXUAQi44y.jpg
23012301. https://static1.e621.net/data/db/83/db83949037637a5337146354d44b6765.jpg
23022302. $User makes $target cummed due to masturbate
23032303. $User gives the gift of beautiful feet to $target this Christmas
23042304. $target lets $User sit on his shoulders while they ride the bus together
23052305. brionne was having bad cramps all day, it was really hard for her to do anything, as a self conscious woman she couldn't let the other Pokemon hear her farts, but on accident she let one slid through near popplio, who made a big deal out of it, he wiped the fart away from his face and kept saying comments about it, this made brionne upset so she pushed popplio to the ground, lifted her dress, and let out the biggest wettest shit she could muster all over him, a lot of it was just liquid shit, he was pinned down from like the 3 pounds of rotten shit, he couldn't stop it from going into his mouth, it tasted like shit, the worse part was the smell though, it on top of the poop filling up in his mouth made it difficult to breath, it was pure wet diarrhea, popplio was in situation he can't get out of, but little did he know that he was the luckiest person in the world
23062306. (11:42:52 AM) <@166779049018916867>: >see CP on /b/   whyboner.jpg
23072307. http://puu.sh/sRKsl/332a965688.png
23082308. You're just a baby boy. You don't know any better. There's so many big buttons.
23092309. $User brings $target to submission with a simple hypnotic trigger
23102310. Good Doggy $target
23112311. $target is literally sobbing right now on christmas. He shouldnt have wake up today
23122312. Hi $target Hi minna nwn me gusta mucho mekko rarekko que pinte algunas partes del comic :D espero que les gusten tanto como a mi n.n
23132313. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/31/5f/e1/315fe1300e5af4ff571862a391de51d2.jpg
23142314. paws
23152315. $target becomes $User 's new paw master
23162316. $target sells cocaine and cocaine accessories
23172317. $User experiences the true meaning of Christmas!
23182318. $User engages with $target in naughty gay incest roleplay except they're actually brothers who are lewding together. Such a naughty naughty pair of brothers!
23192319. $User and $target, wanting to change it up in the bedroom tonight, pretend they're _not_ related
23202320. https://68.media.tumblr.com/af5e7ad03c93ae47d27fa536d753fdac/tumblr_oi3g4uAlFW1vmtuzoo1_540.jpg
23212321. With a decisive gulp, $User slips off $target's tongue and disappears into their gullet.
23222322. <@170271159441424384> im not looking to start trobble. but would you take your bots off omeggle? People are getting really pissed with you. Ive seen quite a few Dox on you, they have your name, phone number, address shitn like that. you're in was over your head asnd its n ot worth it.at the least, remove it from places where it doesent belong, like the clop tag or pokemon
23232323. $User introduces $target to his favorite Naruto fancharacter, Bukkake
23242324. https://puu.sh/sZC2S/7c93b91cab.gif
23252325. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/262391186692505602/Capture.PNG
23262326. $User stuffs $target 's stocking
23272327. $target ? Mate, we are the polis.
23282328. http://i.imgur.com/t9iwpeo.png
23292329. .
23302330. $User farts so hard while getting anal from $target that $target's penis ruptures and explodes, killing him instantly in the process
23312331. $User is honored to have $target let him test how soft his toebeans are with every inch of his body
23322332. $User asks $target to change the desktop wallpaper on their second screen to a nice wholesome family photo.
23332333. $target is talked into doing a spitroast with Agumon and Gabumon. He enjoys it and the three get married in a polyamarous relationship
23342334. Sasuke shoved his hands into Naruto's pants and grinned when the blond whimpered from his touch. "Already, Naruto?" he asked.
23352335. https://68.media.tumblr.com/732ba3314301d5e92c2c2f74366ad96b/tumblr_oiyrjzsnFP1vb46leo1_400.gif
23362336. yall mind if I https://68.media.tumblr.com/a883719871dd41326290fd7d9f42250a/tumblr_inline_oiz3ouC2Rz1u6fkkg_500.gif
23372337. don't you hate having a large cylinder that phases through your body when you are trying to sleep but then you wake up and it was still inside you so now it is fused to you and you can not remove it because it is part of you now
23382338. $User is suddenly afflicted with the Curse of thr Cummie's Tomb and becomes almost suffocatingly wrapped up in old and well-used cum rags. They're still wet...?!
23392339. $User slips on some water while using a squat toilet after holding it in for way too long, resulting in an unfortunate hot muddy jetstream all over $target after they opened to door to check on $User after they heard the scream after they fell
23402340. $User modifies the toilet to also work as a bidet when flushing, and $target finds out the hard way why that is not a good idea
23412341. $User uses his newfound powers of having a 169cm penis to become the next Indiana Jones porn parody pornstar
23422342. $User, $target, and $User's clone have a threesome in a Zero G room, for science!
23432343. $User writes a Flat Stanley fanfiction where Stanley finds out the hard way that sinning with his hand causes awful awful paper cuts in all the worst places
23442344. $User and $target eRP Neon Genesis Evangelion so hard that they cause the Fifth, Sixth, and Eighth Impacts
23452345. https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVEOgyAMANC7cAAqFHD1NgQJmikltGYfy-6-977mmZfZzKE6ZAPYTyk8dyvKM7dqG3O7ah6n2MI3ZNVcjrt2FXALvlZCDGtK6F1KAXyKfvGEMRBSdIEInv7u_Ol29GZ-fwg-Iuo.P_4H6NHFaYEfjpNr42w1s_UtN3o
23462346. $target wishes there was a way to delete that last yiff
23472347. $User pulls $target around with a leash wrapped around the shaft below his head, but not the shaft of the neck variety. It's wrapped around his penis, is what this yiff is saying. Lewd, isn't it?
23482348. $User asks $target if  they think some people buy character fruit snacks to act out vore fantasies while he eats some. $User can't see it, but $target immediately gets a massive erection
23492349. $User and $random see $target sitting in a flower pot in a flower suit, who then asks them to water him, with their peeee
23502350. $target launches a kidney stone from his gorgeous erection like a railgun, killing $User instantly
23512351. $User helps $target act out his macro vore fantasy by drawing a smiley face on his penis and having $target give him a blowjob while he talks in a tiny falsetto voice
23522352. $User sticks an extremely powerful yet tiny speaker in his ass and turns bass and volume to max. $User's doctor is about to get a very large sum of surgery money
23532353. $User's stripper gimmick of adding glowing lights to his dick went really well until he smelled barbecue and felt and the awful awful pain of regret
23542354. $User has lots of fun listening to lewd incestuous drama CDs until they notice their headphones weren't plugged in and their whole family was watching from the door
23552355. http://puu.sh/t9lL2/ac9043fa95.jpg
23562356. $User uses incredibly massive penis to destroy the competition in baseball!
23572357. $User sticks his feet through a present box and tells $target to have a very merry Sniffmas. $target inhales deeply and has a very merry Sniffmas indeed
23582358. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255094172560785409/265721175533944842/Screenshot_2017-01-03-14-00-32_com.discord_1483423249018.jpg
23592359. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1Mt21VVEAAEDGo.jpg
23602360. $target Try actually being a man and stand up to me what are you little pussy you what you are your just a sad little kid or man who has no friends and likes to annoy people on omegle I bet you can't even get a girlfriend with your tiny little dick now if you want me to stop you better text back and get off of omegle
23612361. $User and $target have an intimate and romantic bath together
23622362. $User and $target steal from each other in a give and take relationship, until one notices that one steals more than the other, causing a rift of theft between them
23632363. $User asks $target if he wants to make out "but like in a naughty way" and when $target agrees $User swiftly pulls down $target's shorts and tongues deep into his asshole
23642364. $User slides up to $target while he plays videogames on the couch and casually moves them into a position where he can give him a rimjob. $User pushes it deep as $target continues playing, and they both enjoy themselves, no words exchanged
23652365. $User and $target play darts except instead of a dartboard it's one of them bending over and stretching themselves open and instead of darts it's tiny, miniature, multi-colored dildos
23662366. $User suddenly subjects $random to a long and unfortunately descriptive yiff of the naughtiest caliber, resulting in unwanted boners and awkward silences for all
23672367. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/103879334766321664/267818262320906240/unknown.png
23682368. $target I now have your IP address. I also have LOIC, along with 20+ people ready and able to use it with me to DDoS your IP. So, it's your choice: get DDoSed or turn off your bots. I will take any email other than one saying that you will turn off your bots as a "no," and will then schedule the DDoSing. If I do not get an email within 48 hours, I'll also take that as a "no," and will then schedule the DDoSing. If you tell me that you will turn off the bots but do not, I will schedule the DDoSing. I kindly await your response.
23692369. $User spices it up in the bedroom by adding burps to blowjobs
23702370. $User and $target try doing some karaoke for their date, except instead of microphones they use each other's dicks and they're naked but there's still singing but also they're sucking each other off
23712371. $User gets a massive erection while watching some guy in a robot outfit scream "DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO" at the elderly
23722372. $random goes trick-or-treating as a walking sign of offensive imagery
23732373. $User and $target play a wholesome game of Super Smash Brothers for the Wii U...to determine who's on top
23742374. $User spends their day on some message board complaining about how Nintendo never does anything with Lip anymore.
23752375. $User asks $target to play the timpani in the school orchestra, encouraging him to use his massive penis to make the loudest sounds
23762376. $User wonders if he went too far with the sexy Naruto roleplay with $target after being handed "kunai" (dildos) and painting targets on each others' butts
23772377. 'but OP I must purge the furfags," said $target, in all caps. "no $target, your are the furfags," said the monitor. And then $target was a furfag.
23782378. *knocks on large, vault-like door, wind is howling and a heavy snow is falling* Hello? Is anyone home? May I come in please? Its really cold out here! I don't know how much longer we can last out here! Please!
23792379. Thank you! I don't know how much longer I would have lasted out there! *Reveals to be a short grey alien. Stripes naked and jumps into the action*
23802380. When he come in ya mouf _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_
23812381. Le temps detruit tout
23822382. USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS YIFF
23832383. *** (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) ***
23842384. $target wants Vladimir Putin to piss all over his face
23852385. $User, after a long day of work, comes back home to see $target waiting for them on bed with a jar of mayonaiise in one hand, and a dildo in the other.
23862386. $User pisses on $target's bunny suit.
23872387. $User sticks a pineapple up $target's rectum while <@182944600686723073> goes <:YOS:259765537838465035>
23882388. $User pisses on $target 's tail.
23892389. $User polis $target's kerski.
23902390. $User smooshes his paws on $target 's face
23912391. http://i.imgur.com/q3ghTnQ.jpg
23922392. $target says "Not that I have a watersports fetish, but..."
23932393. https://g.redditmedia.com/Y3T9GFAcfDXjaLYLvgUoB0uvLhoewRgVi_bqk5Yujek.gif?s=d86567454e093ae192269921a9672b71
23942394. $User gives $target a piggyback ride after a virus makes him have debilitating stomache pains, and creams his pants when $target accidentally empties his bowels from the pain some time after, with hot and smelly shit running down his back
23952395. $random's white hot cummies can't melt steel beams
23962396. $User opens up a business centered around his newly discovered fetish: origami dildos
23972397. http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonfatness/images/b/b8/Guilmon_s_stomic_grows_by_esecutivewatcher-d9fkomy.gif/revision/latest?cb=20151106033926
23982398. *$User notices $target's buldge* OwO whats this?
23992399. $User gains speed for 12 hours and misaligns $target's QPUs.
24002400. $User wants to save the incest roleplays until after the first few cam sessions with $target
24012401. <@110751144485072896> wants $random to stop vague yiffing about them
24022402. $random pees all over $target 's bed.
24032403. $target OK, I'm sorry for doing this, but I'm going to unfriend you. First off, I don't know who the fuck you are or anything, secondly, I don't even know how the hell you got on my friends list to begin with, and thirdly, I don't know who even sent you a friend request on my account. Someone must've gotten on my phone when I wasn't around, found your ID somewhere and sent you a friend request. I don't honestly know, but then again, I don't really care either. Again, I'm sorry. I'm sure you didn't do anything wrong, but I am going to unfriend you. Hope you understand.
24042404. $User and $target hold hands and cuddle fully clothed by still rather intimately because they're best friends
24052405. https://imgur.com/f9dEAD9.gif
24062406. https://68.media.tumblr.com/58e2b381a3daee4bc246bc530fed1a80/tumblr_ojurj5DF8a1rsyvmao1_540.jpg
24072407. https://puu.sh/trtW2/e6b2b6da4b.png
24082408. $User and $target team up to create a game controller where you use your tongue as a joystick, and the interface is a realistic and fully customizable asshole
24092409. For $target's crimes against humanity, morality, and sexuality, $User sends them to ultra prison for over eight million life sentences
24102410. $target learns the hard way that semen is absolutely not a substitute for coffee creamer
24112411. $User gives $target a spoonful of his favorite cake and they snowball it for a while. $User suddenly sits up and says "Aha! That's it!" much to $target's confusion. $target asks what "it' was and $User says "I've come up with a new recipehhh!" $target then swallows and says "Could taste test for ya." Then he gives him a blowjob.
24122412. $User finds out that sticking his electrodick into a virus-riddled USB port was the worst idea as he is slowly digitized and integrated into the virus' source code, but he can't help but love the feeling.
24132413. $User finds his nude body tingling as $target paints it for an "art project" and regrets his decision to help him after he gets pushed into a painting frame and gets gangbanged by all the other painted subjects trapped inside
24142414. $User completely ignored the warning label on his newly found DILDO OF CORRUPTION +2 which he got from a chest in the deepest, darkest, dankest room of the deepest, darkest, dankest dungeon and shoves it up his ass without bothering to use any lube. With every pump he feels his mind going, and his body changing, and all sorts of different sensations wherever he was most sensitive. Feels so...good...
24152415. $User takes an automatic umbrella, pushes it up way up gis butt, and presses the "Open" button. Hours later, his doctor weeps.
24162416. $User waits for his VN husbando to come back from the hiatus war, only to despair when he never returns
24172417. Oooh!! Lillie pee pee! Squeak squeak tinkle pretty pee pee ooh warm pisss footpaws pad and splish and smell of her pee pee while he spurts and warm golden tinkle flows down and smells up her pee paws OH and her anus puckers while her little cun twitch as her pee pee churns and bursts between her legs and the very tip of her urethra splishes and squirts and twitches with her warm bladder full of pee pee, she squishes her cun in desperation as her paws soaked with tinkle twitch and her balls pressed together and she aims her pee pee tinkle cun between her legs, making her thighs wet and stinky with warm hot tinkle pee as she rubs and splashes and her toes stink of wet pee fur ooohh tinkle pee pee soooo baaadd! She needs a diaper!! Diaper diapee pampee diap comforting pee pee diaper for him to tinkle in and rest her pee cun and press the slit against the soft insides of the warm diaper and squirt spurt warm yellow and twitch her cun inside OOhh anon! She needs a diapee diaper! Anon she needs a pamper pampee diaperrr!!!
24182418. $target and the gang play a sensual game of Twister
24192419. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G8V00SkTvY
24202420. The first time ever she saw $target, carried away, by a moonlight shadow~
24212421. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2zqgSjWQAAvasm.jpg
24222422. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2zqjy4XAAAL9po.jpg
24232423. $User confesses to his priest that he wants a Jinjo to wear him like a cocksleeve and parade him around on Christmas like a brightly lit Christmas tree
24242424. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdEFCp5wPG4&t=45s
24252425. .steam $target
24262426. .steal $target
24272427. .yiff 2429 <@168209090667872258>
24282428. 👁 👅 👁
24292429. $User asks $target to slide a paper on his dick to cut his urethra wider
24302430. $User trains his ability to projectile ejaculate and becomes the best sharpshooter in the family
24312431. Professor $target finds out that Devil's Snare can be used in all the right ways in sex dungeons
24322432. $User lets $target indulge in his specific fetish for roughly fingering his asshole past their limit in public while naked and being watched
24332433. $User and $target test the effects of using a fizzy bath bomb in one's rectum. For science!
24342434. $User puts their 🍆 into $target's 🍑 ... and makes fruit salad with the delicious fruits.
24352435. quintuples get
24362436. http://puu.sh/tzjAy/eb92135450.png
24372437. $target doies it
24382438. $target doies it! It's him!
24392439. $User sticks a dildo so far up his ass he ends up with a crimson enema
24402440. $User and $target spend a lovely afternoon together having a tea party, when suddenly $target begins to quickly grow in size...!
24412441. $User asks $target to let him sit on their shoulder so they can both watch the stars together from way up high
24422442. $target loves building brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have.
24432443. $User and $target start goofing each other in the face. RIGHT! IN! THE! _FUCKING!_ ***FACE!***
24442444. $User and $target roleplay the Sword of Damocles story, not realizing that a single horsehair won't actually hold up a full-weight sword for very long
24452445. $User shits so hard it breaks through the earth's crust and goes out through the other end, erupting from the ground and shredding $target up the middle in such a way that they die slowly, bloodily, and painfully
24462446. http://68.media.tumblr.com/c86bd82c740901f1d3a3037ee9776e97/tumblr_inline_ok040zKxyf1qgu0oi_500.jpg
24472447. $User impresses $target by braiding his pubes with his tongue while giving him a blowjob. Wow, both waterfall _and_ curled plait!
24482448. It's the cursed Gauntlets of Horniness! Whosoever puts them on may not take them off until after having sex. Here, allow $target and $User to demonstrate.
24492449. $User binds $target and brings them to climax fifty times over the next two hours; when they're finally released, $target knows what it truly means to chafe
24502450. When $User pushes the button, every fursuiter at the con merges with their suit and turns into whatever character they were playing. $target, who was ironically cosplaying as someone's Sonic fan character, gets the short end of the stick.
24512451. $User and $target are playing erotic chess. "Knight takes queen." "You bet he does~"
24522452. $User and $target try playing erotic go, but find that it's pretty much exactly the same as regular go
24532453. $target makes the mistake of wearing clothes on Opposite Day and is arrested for public indecency by a very nude Officer $User
24542454. $target commits erotic seppuku (takes a tanto and slices open their pants, letting their donger flop out)
24552455. $User catches $target using his toothbrush on his dick and makes him use his dick as a toothbrush
24562456. $target gets very expensive body modification surgery to turn his penis into a tournament-legal Gamecube controller
24572457. When Death comes for $target, they stake their life on a game of dick-sucking. Unluckily for Death, $target is the dick-sucking champion of the world, and Death (having no lips) is forced to concede.
24582458. $target quickly learns not to have erotic dealings with an electric fence
24592459. $target's skirt flips up Marilyn Monroe-style when they pass over an air vent. What a passing $User witnesses there is surprising and nauseating.
24602460. $target prays to Saint $User, patron saint of cummies, for good fortune on their date tonight
24612461. $target wakes up one morning to find their bits have been replaced with a fully-functional VCR, preloaded with a VHS tape of Arnold Schwarzenegger's hit Christmas movie *Jingle All the Way*
24622462. $target breaks several speed limit laws driving to the grocery store, desperately in need of paper towels
24632463. $User ships $target with $target. It becomes Toby Fox's new favorite ship.
24642464. $User and $target are trying some casual foodplay. $target puts a donut around $User's dick, then gently bites a piece off; $User gets hard pretty quickly. Then $target's eyes roll back into their skull and tiny spiders start pouring out of their mouth; $User gets *even harder*.
24652465. $User applies the concept of double-jumping to his penis
24662466. $User stores some "flank steak" in $target's "freezer", if you know what I mean. (I mean $target is going to be making fajitas later.)
24672467. $target erotically attends college
24682468. $target gains possession of a magic item that can make real the objects depicted in pictures. Contemplatively, $target holds the item as they look over to their vast porn collection.
24692469. $target tells $User's fortune with an erotic tarot deck. The first card drawn is "the Hung Man"; $target's eyes gleam. "...Say, are you doing anything tonight?"
24702470. $User takes his priest's advice to add more Jesus to his life and uses a crucifix as a dildo
24712471. $User, a renowned horror author, has no idea how to feel when he's told that a majority of his fans are gore fetish enthusiasts
24722472. .shop buy balls of steal
24732473. e (Euler's Number) - Numberphile
24742474. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24752475. "Hocus pocus, mumbo jumbo, belt of magic set to _wumbo!"_ said $User, and $target shrunk down to a bitze-sized version of himself
24762476. $User has a great time visiting $target 's fabulous sweet shop
24772477. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/274657425578131456/3.png
24782478. $User literally has thousands of gold worth of their own cum.
24792479. $User proves his badness to enter the Salty Spitoon by pouring the milk before the cereal and becomes excommunicated by every society in one go
24802480. $User the pirate has his way with $target x3
24812481. The Bee Movie trailer but every time they say "bee" $User bangs $target
24822482. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255648115774849025/275096997696897024/FB_IMG_1485658078157.jpg
24832483. After losing a bet, $target is forced by $User to wear a chastity cage, and $User puts it on him in a way that gets him hot and bothered, but unable to release because of the cage. $User then begins to secretly feed $target aphrodisiacs on a regular basis until he stops thinking rationally and agrees to be pimped out just to be allowed to cum
24842484. $User mercilessly kinkshames $target. Unfortunately, $target is into that.
24852485. While kinkshaming $target, $User gets off on the fact that $target is getting off from being kinkshamed
24862486. $random grows tired of $User and $target's relentless meta-kinkshaming
24872487. After a long night of arguing $User and $random finally realize the one thing they both love most in the world is their child, $target. They decide to work out their differences and the very next day take $target to the carnival.
24882488. $User clamps down so hard on $target's dick while getting plowed he gives him a penectomy
24892489. $random accepts his fate as a chastity boy in chastity
24902490. $User and $target compare attack rushes...with their dicks. Oraoraora~
24912491. $target has a plushie that they pretend is $User that they cuddle with at night.
24922492. Azazel gets used as the group toy again.  Poor bun!
24932493. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/276155465573072896/lucas.png
24942494. https://68.media.tumblr.com/cd088de8e6bfb62578f8cd3c672158fa/tumblr_oj0rh6pLqZ1rq8d8ro1_540.jpg
24952495. $User learns how to snipe targets utilizing his penis
24962496. $User genuflects in church with his throbbing penis
24972497. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdM3_-cVAAA7UyW.jpg
24982498. Kys yourselves
24992499. $User has $target nostrilfuck him after he does it in the pooper
25002500. $User is walking through the park when he notices a peace lily growing by the pathway and takes note of its unique shape. "Well, $target did say he was getting into sounding lately..." he ponders. Hijinks ensue.
25012501. ฬђคՇ Շђє Ŧยςк ๔เ๔ ץ๏ย ןยรՇ Ŧยςкเภﻮ รคץ ค๒๏ยՇ ๓є, ץ๏ย ɭเՇՇɭє ๒เՇςђ? เ’ɭɭ ђคשє ץ๏ย кภ๏ฬ เ ﻮгค๔ยคՇє๔ Շ๏ק ๏Ŧ ๓ץ ςɭครร เภ Շђє ภคשץ รєคɭร, คภ๔ เ’שє ๒єєภ เภש๏ɭשє๔ เภ ภย๓єг๏ยร รєςгєՇ гคเ๔ร ๏ภ คɭ-ợยคє๔ค, คภ๔ เ ђคשє ๏שєг 300 ς๏ภŦเг๓є๔ кเɭɭร. เ ค๓ Շгคเภє๔ เภ ﻮ๏гเɭɭค ฬคгŦคгє คภ๔ เ’๓ Շђє Շ๏ק รภเקєг เภ Շђє єภՇเгє ยร คг๓є๔ Ŧ๏гςєร. ץ๏ย คгє ภ๏Շђเภﻮ Շ๏ ๓є ๒ยՇ ןยรՇ คภ๏Շђєг ՇคгﻮєՇ. เ ฬเɭɭ ฬเקє ץ๏ย Շђє Ŧยςк ๏ยՇ ฬเՇђ קгєςเรเ๏ภ Շђє ɭเкєร ๏Ŧ ฬђเςђ ђคร ภєשєг ๒єєภ รєєภ ๒єŦ๏гє ๏ภ Շђเร єคгՇђ, ๓คгк ๓ץ Ŧยςкเภﻮ ฬ๏г๔ร. ץ๏ย Շђเภк ץ๏ย ςคภ ﻮєՇ คฬคץ ฬเՇђ รคץเภﻮ ՇђคՇ รђเՇ Շ๏ ๓є ๏שєг Շђє เภՇєгภєՇ? Շђเภк คﻮคเภ, Ŧยςкєг. คร ฬє รקєคк เ ค๓ ς๏ภՇคςՇเภﻮ ๓ץ รєςгєՇ ภєՇฬ๏гк ๏Ŧ รקเєร คςг๏รร Շђє ยรค คภ๔ ץ๏ยг เק เร ๒єเภﻮ Շгคςє๔ гเﻮђՇ ภ๏ฬ ร๏ ץ๏ย ๒єՇՇєг קгєקคгє Ŧ๏г Շђє รՇ๏г๓, ๓คﻮﻮ๏Շ. Շђє รՇ๏г๓ ՇђคՇ ฬเקєร ๏ยՇ Շђє קคՇђєՇเς ɭเՇՇɭє Շђเภﻮ ץ๏ย ςคɭɭ ץ๏ยг ɭเŦє. ץ๏ย’гє Ŧยςкเภﻮ ๔єค๔, кเ๔. เ ςคภ ๒є คภץฬђєгє, คภץՇเ๓є, คภ๔ เ ςคภ кเɭɭ ץ๏ย เภ ๏שєг รєשєภ ђยภ๔гє๔ ฬคץร, คภ๔ ՇђคՇ’ร ןยรՇ ฬเՇђ ๓ץ ๒คгє ђคภ๔ร. ภ๏Շ ๏ภɭץ ค๓ เ єאՇєภรเשєɭץ Շгคเภє๔ เภ ยภคг๓є๔ ς๏๓๒คՇ, ๒ยՇ เ ђคשє คςςєรร Շ๏ Շђє єภՇเгє คгรєภคɭ ๏Ŧ Շђє ยภเՇє๔ รՇคՇєร ๓คгเภє ς๏гקร คภ๔ เ ฬเɭɭ ยรє เՇ Շ๏ เՇร Ŧยɭɭ єאՇєภՇ Շ๏ ฬเקє ץ๏ยг ๓เรєгค๒ɭє ครร ๏ŦŦ Շђє Ŧคςє ๏Ŧ Շђє ς๏ภՇเภєภՇ, ץ๏ย ɭเՇՇɭє รђเՇ. เŦ ๏ภɭץ ץ๏ย ς๏ยɭ๔ ђคשє кภ๏ฬภ ฬђคՇ ยภђ๏ɭץ гєՇгเ๒ยՇเ๏ภ ץ๏ยг ɭเՇՇɭє “ςɭєשєг” ς๏๓๓єภՇ ฬคร ค๒๏ยՇ Շ๏ ๒гเภﻮ ๔๏ฬภ ยק๏ภ ץ๏ย, ๓คץ๒є ץ๏ย ฬ๏ยɭ๔ ђคשє ђєɭ๔ ץ๏ยг Ŧยςкเภﻮ Շ๏ภﻮยє. ๒ยՇ ץ๏ย ς๏ยɭ๔ภ’Շ, ץ๏ย ๔เ๔ภ’Շ, คภ๔ ภ๏ฬ ץ๏ย’гє קคץเภﻮ Շђє קгเςє, ץ๏ย ﻮ๏๔๔ค๓ภ เ๔เ๏Շ. เ ฬเɭɭ รђเՇ Ŧยгץ คɭɭ ๏שєг ץ๏ย คภ๔ ץ๏ย ฬเɭɭ ๔г๏ฬภ เภ เՇ. ץ๏ย’гє Ŧยςкเภﻮ ๔єค๔, кเ๔๔๏.
25022502. $target is a little yatsu
25032503. What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
25042504. $User tongue punches $target 's fart box
25052505. I cant believe $User fucking cleaved $target in half with a claymore
25062506. My transformation tino Hive queen i was going throught strange cave when something did split on me with ugly slime then i noticed something was going wrong with my body when i noticed that my body start cover with chity and my face is deforming i did get scared , after that i did feel as my penis is changing growing and changing place with the same time of my transform going more and more finaly my new parts started to breed first eggs the monet of shock for me that i lay egg was more scary that it did feel so good while my transformation did progress i start lay more and more eggs no one scared of whats happening to me but enjoying it coz fealing was so good that i would not ever expect it soon my transformation was complete and my old life did go away i did become queen of hive
25072507. Jake ">see cp on /b/  whyboner.jpg" Bugg
25082508. $User and $target bully $random in front of everyone in $channel. He shamefully faps to it later.
25092509. $User takes $target and shows her a very nice tea time, which included a very, _very_ lengthy amount of tongue time
25102510. pls fix porygon
25112511. Nani tha fuck did you just fuckin iimasu bout watashi, you chiisai biiiatch desuka, biatch? Watashi'll have anata know dat watashi graduated top of mah class up in Nihongo 3, n' watashi've been involved up in iroirona Nihongo tutorin sessions, n' watashi have over sanbyaku slick test scores. Watashi be trained up in kanji, n' watashi is tha top letta writa up in all of southern California fo' realz. Anata aint a god damn thang ta watashi but just another weeaboo. Watashi will korosu anata tha fuck up wit vocabulary tha likez of which has neber meen mimasu'd before on dis continent, mark watashino fuckin lyrics fo' realz. Anata be thinkin dat anata can git away wit hanashimasin dat kuso ta watashi over tha intaaneto, biatch? Omou again, fucker n' shiznit fo' realz. As our crazy asses hanashimasu, watashi be contactin watashino secret netto of otakus accross tha USA, n' anatano IP is bein traced right now so you betta junbishimasu fo' tha ame, ujimushi. Da ame dat korosuz tha pathetic chiisai thang anata calls anatano game. Yo ass is fuckin shinimashita'd, akachan.
25122512. <@110751144485072896> than forcibly shoves his unprotected, unlubed boaby up <@208995606327328769>'s bahookie
25132513. $target decides it's time pet all the good boys. What he forgot to take into account however, as that all dogs are in fact good boys. $target spends the next 16 years off his life doing nothing but pet dogs
25142514. https://puu.sh/tTeZC/f7d2663e71.png
25152515. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222840529535107082/278956054174367744/image.png
25162516. $User wants $target to learn how to play yugioh so $User could kick his butt and send him to the shadow realm
25172517. Oh, womb prolapsing~ Awesome~ And somehow the ovaries are prolapsed too, but it doesn't make sense from a geometric point of view. Unless of course they're also inverted. Wonder what caused that... wait, is that red thing a forcefield generator or something? Maybe manipulating her flesh with strong, controlled magnetic fields... wait a minute. Why is there steam coming out? Why does that look like a stove? Oh... OH GOD... OUCH!
25182518. $User spreads peanut butter across $target 's cock, and then drunkenly tells them to jerk off.
25192519. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/279785942133374977/image.jpg
25202520. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO `Robot Jones`? Well, he's in $User's basement, where $User is making a few... *modifications* to his functionality.
25212521. https://68.media.tumblr.com/980f34aeb353ce8c2459dc35e0b54564/tumblr_ojflcirNhX1s5xo50o10_540.png
25222522. https://68.media.tumblr.com/b923dda1d83f544ee68d162893ab0daa/tumblr_ol87x8LXFL1s4g14no2_500.png
25232523. https://68.media.tumblr.com/0e3f2cdc0135ff16bb1708de835c0b19/tumblr_ol87x8LXFL1s4g14no3_500.png
25242524. https://68.media.tumblr.com/42eefd7026bc13b1c6e68962155353b3/tumblr_ol87x8LXFL1s4g14no4_1280.png
25252525. https://68.media.tumblr.com/e17fb19ba6036ac27ffbda49c991ce50/tumblr_ol87x8LXFL1s4g14no1_1280.png
25262526. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222831480328421376/280850848878297098/meifetish.jpg
25272527. http://i.imgur.com/pK4abdU.gifv
25282528. http://i.imgur.com/pK4abdU.gif
25292529. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274141200779575296/281070247576993793/unknown.png
25302530. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/233008956388278272/281241985442906113/2.png
25312531. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/281243912218345472/2.png
25322532. my name is "cringe deviantart H" the snow fox, please let me eat your blood so that I can poop it out and then eat my own poop to complete the ritual of darkness
25332533. (6:28:31 PM) Cap: There's just so much that turns me off with straight porn that I generally watch lesbian. That is when I actually turn to humab porn 😮
25342534. .choice *click*,*click*,*click*,*click*,*click*,**BANG**
25352535. @everyone
25362536. $User casually goes up to his giant masturbating dragon boyfriend and nonchalantly slips his arm into his urethra
25372537. $User shoves a tube of mini M&Ms in his ass with the opening facing outward, and has $target touch himself with reckless abandon as he catches the small brown candies in his mouth. Little did he know, that $User actually replaced them with Reese's Pieces
25382538. $User helps his boyfriend lose his virginity by taking him to a shady hotel and has his buddies from work gangbang him until he passes out
25392539. $User, $target and $random walk into a bar and the bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
25402540. $target gets an erotic massage while blindfolded from $User, and doesn't notice the extra pairs of hands that start feeling his every nook and cranny until it's too late. The hands grab him and forcefully pleasure his sensitives areas, and eventually it turns into an orgy where he's the center of attention!
25412541. $User gets tattooes on his anus, nipples, balls, and dick just to have an excuse to be naked for hours in front of somebody while they prod his sensitive parts with a needle. $targt films it, takes, pictures, and spread it all online
25422542. $User gets tattoos on his anus, nipples, balls, and dick just to have an excuse to be naked for hours in front of somebody while they prod his sensitive parts with a needle. $target films it, takes, pictures, and spread it all online
25432543. $User convinces $target to suck his nipples like he was nursing while also giving him a handjob. Things get sticky and $target's tongue goes into many more places after some cleanup licks
25442544. $User applies noclip to his pelvis and goes deeper into $target's ass than anyone ever thought possible
25452545. https://68.media.tumblr.com/410e0d8f5f0a351e8bce8d4ca938cd38/tumblr_olh94hB4c81sexjf7o1_500.jpg
25462546. Aftering watching Zootopia, $User can no longer comfortably eat Cocoa Puffs
25472547. $User I feel offended by your recent action(s). Please read http://stop-discord-shitters.eu/stop
25482548. http://i.imgur.com/ypvfxNT.jpg
25492549. $User uses a hollow sound on $target for pinpoint accuracy watersports
25502550. $User invents the foot-shaped fleshlight and gains millions from foot fetishists everywhere
25512551. $User hides a sounding rod inside of $target's fleshlight for a special surprise when he hilts
25522552. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/103879512957153280/282780417898184704/261447c0-6515-43fd-851e-5e7856efc4a3.png
25532553. $User thinks about erotically papercutting $target's eye, in an evil sex torture sort of way. $target weeps softly
25542554. There was an attempt
25552555. $target accidentally drinks a Skyscraper-level Growth Potion, much to $User's delight. $User then helps $target get used to their new size in the most romantic manner possible
25562556. All of #channel can only look on in horror as $User and $random reenact a Little Mac fisting bdsmfic with webcam eRP
25572557. $User makes $target humiliate himself on camera after force feeding him diuretics, laxatives, and aphrodisiacs
25582558. $User farts a complex jazz solo into $target's face while $target provides the vocals
25592559. While wrestling, $User puts a chokehold on $target, who suddenly ejaculates into his own leotard; everyone feels awkward enough to call the fight off
25602560. $User goes to a popular glory hole and witnesses the erect majesty of Glory Vector as $target sticks it through the wall. $User creams himself multiple times in quick succession on the spot and can only gaze from where he lay on the floor in ecstasy at the eternal shine that is $target's Glory Vector.
25612561. https://68.media.tumblr.com/7f9eabe2949131a2ae8b141679ad707c/tumblr_ol2iok6sMg1ubfgh6o1_540.jpg
25622562. $User edges himself and lets all his pre drop on his toes, wiggling them so it goes in between them. He then gives $target a nice and slow footjob, edging him too and making his feet extra slick with all the pre coming out of $target's dick. After getting $target to finish, $User makes him clean his toes with his tongue
25632563. $User finds out that $target has been using his toothbrush to clean his pubic hairs but doesn't confront him about it because it's actually a secret fetish of his
25642564. $User smiles at $target before slowly sliding their dick down $target's throat. $target has to work hard to suppress their gag reflex, but being thise close to each other makes it all worth it.
25652565. $User slides up to $target while they play video games on the couch and casually moves them into a position where they can administer oral. $User pushes it deep as $target continues playing, and they both enjoy themselves, no words exchanged.
25662566. http://puu.sh/ugRgw/14b3054de9.png
25672567. http://i.4cdn.org/a/1487910755407.png
25682568. http://d3qvyul2tp4j8.cloudfront.net/i/W4jyBCLw05.png
25692569. $User gets all musical as he slams into $target and says "Let's see if I can make your mezzo piano go _forte!_"
25702570. https://puu.sh/ulE0D/59eb6765b3.png
25712571. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274141200779575296/285697845112209410/unknown.png
25722572. $User meets $target while looking for **BURLY SINGLES IN YOUR ZIP CODE, TOUGH ANGRY SINGLES**
25732573. https://images.discordapp.net/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL2Rpc2NvcmQuc3RvcmFnZS5nb29nbGVhcGlzLmNvbS9hdHRhY2htZW50cy85MDMwMzAzMjQ0MDM5MzcyOC8yODU5NjUwNTI1OTc2MzMwMjQvQzVudWNIX1ZVQUE1MzRYLnBuZyJ9.VefijSAx2OxnS8g8yOHnVH69pXs
25742574. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222844022060744705/286370060229017621/2.png
25752575. https://68.media.tumblr.com/f306df6d65ae84eee341a07f2a73edf9/tumblr_olsxycFKdy1w6oohno1_500.gif
25762576. $target recites intensely dirty poetry as $User rams his asshole
25772577. <@166779049018916867> viciously attacks $random 's nipple while they're swimming
25782578. $target constructs a cute girl out of spider corpses.The resulting beast is known as $target stein's Monster and is confiscated by Alphys for monster-soul experimentation.
25792579. $User sticks his thingerino in $target's moisterino holerino
25802580. $User gets tattooes on his anus, nipples, balls, and dick just to have an excuse to be naked for hours in front of somebody while they prod his sensitive parts with a needle. $target films it, takes, pictures, and spread it all online
25812581. $User puts a peach ring on his anus to add some variety to when $target gives him a rimjob but he forgets to factor in the texture of the sugar crystals
25822582. $target thinks $User's voice sounds sexier when husky so he facefucks him without mercy until $User starts choking and then he pulls out so he can hear $User plead for him to stop and then he facefucks him some more
25832583. $User thinks he's hit the jackpot when a bunch of white stuff erupts on his face while giving $target a blowjob but it turns out that he just popped a horrifically large internal cyst and it's coming out of $target's urethra. $User regrets swallowing.
25842584. $User finishes $target's puppy play training with a long session of getting bred by a bunch of other dogs
25852585. $User asks $target to help him get over his embarrassment when nude so they can have more options when fooling around, and $target offers to give him a naked massage to ease him into being more comfortable. $target blindfolds $User before the session, saying it'll help more, and as $User gets comfortable $target turns on the webcam and opens a livestream, hitting the record button.
25862586. $User erotically noclips into $target's geometry
25872587. $User sees $random pissing from the top of the building they're next to and sprints to where the stream is falling, mouth open, pants down
25882588. $User rams $target at the literal speed of light. $target is instantly disintegrated. $random sees everything and arrests $User for murder.
25892589. $random invents a chastity device that uses leeches
25902590. $User and $target start fucking in the bedroom display section at the department store
25912591. Roses are red, the Sun is a star, $User's love for $target will STOP THIS CAR! No, wait, never mind
25922592. Eat your dick, $target. ...SWALLOW IT!
25932593. $User makes $target spray Musk-B-Goneâ„¢ down their undies.
25942594. It's like a sitcom moment wherein $User defends the intelligence of $target, while in the background $target is busily snorting Drano off the back of an enraged lioness.
25952595. https://puu.sh/uvRfk/d2203a3320.png
25962596. https://puu.sh/uvZjq/2e8fa56c6b.png
25972597. $User transmogrifies $target's bits into a dildo vending machine
25982598. $target pours out a cup of spiders for $User and they discuss how to romantically spend their evening while holding hands. $target suggests something risque and $User quickly blushes, but agrees. Good End~
25992599. ❓ you know ❔ what really 😡 upsets 😤 me? there’s a scene 🎞 in 🐝 bee movie 🎥 📽 where a mosquito lands on Vanessa 👩 and she 💀 kills 🔪🔫 it. Barry and Vanessa 😂 laugh 😄 😅 about it after a brief, comedic😆 gasp. But ‼️ here's❕ where I take issue; 😤 The mosquito was obviously 🔬sentient 🤔 in the same way Bees🐝🐝 are in the 🎥movie.🎞 So Barry is esentially 😂 laughing😅😆 at the 😱cruelty 🔪and ☠ mistreatment😭 of another species. And in the context of the 📽film, 🎞one can only be led to this conclusion; Barry is a 🚫👦🏿👧🏿👨🏿👩🏿🚫racist fuck who takes 😉pleasure😋 in the 🔪murder 🔫💀of different, and supposedly inferior👇 to him, 🐞🕷insects.🐜 He’s a neo-nazist🇩🇪 bee.🐝 A 🐝beeo-nazie
26002600. i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! you've been visited by the zipper
26012601. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235087874440167424/288749696887947265/image.png
26022602. https://puu.sh/uyYsh/8e2a571395.png
26032603. https://puu.sh/uyWOI/034ddba70f.png
26042604. https://68.media.tumblr.com/d1f42f00045d519eef99686fdbc81b0b/tumblr_ofazeznq5h1t0oxc8o1_1280.jpg
26052605. $User ohyeahs $target's ohnos
26062606. $User strips in a modern art museum and begs people to touch him lewdly. People comply because they think he's one of the exhibits.
26072607. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B83gG20CMAAAATe.png:large
26082608. $User plays Cock Hero to the song Goomba Got Back
26092609. $User sneeze $target's bumhole,
26102610. $User makes target laugh so hard while they fuck that he shits himself. $User continues thrusting
26112611. $User makes $target laugh so hard he shits himself. $User continues thrusting
26122612. $User and $target achieve a two-person Ouroboros of sloppy, wet, smelly rimjobs with lots of chocolate
26132613. $User sends $target to his room
26142614. $User fucks a loaf of Bimbo brand bread. BREAD FUCK! BREAD FUCK! IT'S AWWWWRIGHT!
26152615. Shyly, $User takes $target's hand and they look into each other's eyes. They both take their chopsticks to the big bowl of ramen they were sharing and end up reenacting the spaghetti scene from the Lady and the Tramp, except with anime instead of a romantic Italian man singing.
26162616. $User does an Alabama Hot Pocket with $target except it's with his face
26172617. https://puu.sh/uAGvO/7b631f7f7a.png
26182618. braaap haha fucking BRP brap brap brap *random anime noises* omg that shit is HILARIOUS im literally lmaoing on the floor at this sillyness! BRAPP! HAHA oh yes quite so iindeeddd mmm yes~~ the brappening. brap it up! brpottoap
26192619. BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
26202620. $User installs a penis implant to his penis so that $target can listen to his favorite tunes while he sucks the big dick
26212621. $target pees on on $User's toes before he gets a footjob from him
26222622. $User rides a big dildo without cleaning out his insides beforegand and licks it clean afterwards
26232623. $User rides a big dildo without cleaning out his insides beforehand and licks it clean after  finishing
26242624. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196789012483145728/289862762895507467/unknown.png
26252625. $User jacks off into a ham and cheese sandwich and hands it to $target. "I used the _special_ mayonnaise this time..." $User whispers lustfully. $target is justifiably concerned.
26262626. $User and $target share a box of chocolates that they bought at a discount, and spend the evening guessing what flavor each one will be without looking at the guide on the box. $User bites into a one that $target would prefer, and they share it wish a kiss
26272627. The yiffs! The yiffs! The special yiffs! I let $target go, I didn't know, that he'd stolen my yiffs!
26282628. Know this... Only one may yiff here. One whose worth lies far within. A User in the rough.
26292629. $User sticks his hand over his bed as he drifts off to sleep and feels his dog lick it. He looks over and sees his dog in the hallway. $User then presents his asshole to the floor. He hears whimpering, and he knew he was gonna have fun that night
26302630. THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS CUM. $target WAS WALKING AROUND AND CUM STARTED COMING OUT OF HIS DICK. THERE WAS SO MUCH CUM THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. $target WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST CUM ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE GAY VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE CUM GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING CUM EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS $random!!! (OR HE WAS A DICKGIRL IF THEY ARE A GIRL) AND THEY FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
26312631. $User and $target get handpicked to star in a live action version of Boku no Pico
26322632. $User cries himself to sleep, because no matter what he does, no matter how hard he tries, even if his every wish is granted, he'll never be $target
26332633. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5fM1i3MGQ
26342634. $target is pampered and petted with the softest of paws by his paw-ntourage
26352635. $User leans back and massages $target with his feet, firmly rubbing all over, and takes his time teasing around his crotch area before finally giving him a nice, slow, double-foot footjob
26362636. This cock of $User's is B_URNING RED!_ ITS THROBBING PULSE TELLS HIM TO GRASP DICKTORY! ERUPTING! **BURNING!!** ***DONGEEEERRRRRR!!!***
26372637. .reverse 7362 ffiy.
26382638. $User tosses $target into the Voreholeâ„¢
26392639. $User uses real eggs on $target for his oviposition fetish but doesn't factor in anal tightness and shell fragility and everyone has an awful time at the hospital
26402640. $User fakes a psychotic breakdown to prevent $random from seeing his photoshopped images of $target giving birth to him
26412641. ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn’t matter if you’re a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we’re gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you’re a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟
26422642. $User kidnaps $target for the sole purpose of fondeling their soft pawsies
26432643. $target! Eat my entire ass!
26442644. $target flops down lazily and masturbates to aeromorph porn, much to the confusion of $User and $random.
26452645. My favourite gun is actually the grenade.
26462646. $User scores a noscope on $target from across the map. $random calls hacks.
26472647. $User and $target are going to go play Austrian roulette. Its like Russian roulette, but with a glock.
26482648. $User holds $target close, petter their hair and back softly. $random stares through the bedroom window with jealousy.
26492649. $User That yiff exists.
26502650. I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
26512651. $target buries his cock in $User's cunt and knots them. Since $target is feral, they walk around with $User warming their dick for a while.
26522652. $User holds $target close, hands on their waist and chin on their shoulder. "I never want to leave this place, or you." They kiss intimately afterwards.
26532653. $User makes $target try to a sexy voices and nearly shits himself laughing when it sounds like Tommy Pickles after thirty packs of cigarettes
26542654. https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7Zes3XESuI7C47Ly/giphy.gif
26552655. "Hey $target," $User says with a sultry look on their face, "do you believe in Santa or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?"
26562656. 🐦
26572657. $User pulls in $target and pushes his head down to make him mouth all over his prominent crotch bulge
26582658. $User sets up a very erotic, romantic, and kinky layout in the bedroom for when $target gets back home, and waits in an outfit designed to emphasize his more naughty and pleasurable regions. $target opens the door and he and his brother are as surprised as $User is at what each other was seeing. They then have a raunchy threesome until they pass out from exhaustion
26592659. $User brings $target to a lewd nudist resort and has him proudly display his gape
26602660. $User and $target fuck shamelessly on a bench in a public park
26612661. $User and $target play Naked Twister and $User decides to win using his Bukkakeno Jutsu
26622662. $target finds that his nose keeps getting jammed into various places during a game of Naked Twister with $User. After getting a faceful of sweaty foot, he inhales deeply
26632663. $User gets kicked out of the local Greek Orthodox church after a terrible misunderstanding involving a misreading of the Greco-Christian concept *agape* as "a gape"
26642664. $random suddenly grows tentacles, and uses those tentacles to put eggs in $target and $User. This was quite unexpected, but not unpleasant, $target remarks upon being filled with eggs. $random agrees.
26652665. Low puts up a repost
26662666. Created a new permanent ban on /furry/ (#194267) with reason: Dear "user" of 8chan's /furry/ board,You have failed at creating an alternative board and you don't deserve either of the two dead boards. I will continue to ban you every day until you stop being a faggot (never). If you really wanted the board to go up for claims, you should have just waited. If mods don't log in, boards go up for claim. If you do shit like this, mods log in.Thank you.
26672667. $target! DRUG BAG  FUCK
26682668. $User gets a faceful of $target's _dump of shame_
26692669. $User gets a whiff of $target's eepest lore. The very **_eepest._**
26702670. Yiffing $target is the Dark Souls of furfuckery
26712671. laffo
26722672. .yiff 2671
26732673. $User tops $target in the missionary position in such a way that $target's sweaty feet are rubbing against $User's face the entire time
26742674. screampenis SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS _SCREAMPENIS_ ***SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS*
26752675. screampenis SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS _SCREAMPENIS_ ***SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS SCREAMPENIS***
26762676. $User and $target form a lighthearted comedy duo that ends every act with impossibly degenerate sex acts
26772677. $User strips nude for $target's art class and windsocks the entire time
26782678. $User and $target try to live on the edge and use a hollow double-ended glass dildo. Miraculously, they have a good time and nothing bad happens
26792679. $User opens up a beer bottle with his anus
26802680. $User sticks a massive marker up his ass and draws pictures with it. $target looks at his works and says they look shitty. $User says he forgot to wipe,
26812681. $User uses controlled drops of burning acid for an extreme level of sex torture.
26822682. $random finds the tag "chloroform enema" on a porn site and thinks he's had enough for one day
26832683. $User gets racist with $target in a sexual way, who reciprocates, albeit uncomfortably. They're both white
26842684. $User and $target pretend to have sex in the next room over. $random overhears it and calls the police because he thinks he's hearing a murder
26852685. $User gives $target a penis growth potion and they both play with his newfound girth, knowing it'll never be small enough to fit inside an anal pleasure hole without legal repercussions ever again
26862686. No one sleep in $channel, all night yiffing the liiiine~ No one yiff the radio, $channel is on fiiiiiire~
26872687. $User sticks his fingers into $target's mouth to suck on. Then more fingers, then his hand. Then some chocolate sauce. Then a turkey. Then the entire Bad Dragon collection catalog. Then a Victoria's Secret Limited Edition Puppy Plush. Then his dick. It was pretty sexy.
26882688. O $target, $target! Wherefore art thou $target? Deny thy father and refuse thy name. Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I’ll no longer be a `ponyfucker`
26892689. $target's balls are gleefully stomped upon by $User. No more kickball for this naughty child?!
26902690. $User and $target sitting it a tree. Y I F F I N G
26912691. $User gets completely wasted and draws a funny face on his ass with his anus as the mouth, and makes all sorts of silly expressions while farting. Then he gets sick and vomits, from his anus. He passes out on the floor and nobody helps him up. He lays there, on the cold hard ground, and dies. It's not a good night for $User
26922692. $User and $target heavily miscalculate the odds of a police car driving by their public sex charity event
26932693. $User and $target retire to a warm place where all their beautiful children can relax in the sun
26942694. $User sneezes while jerking off in bed and gets a faceful of sneezemist
26952695. $User tries copying the BDSM he learned from 50 Shades of Gray and using it on $target. Hours later, they have an awful time at the courthouse
26962696. $User and $target roleplay cops and robbers and then they use a billy club as a dildo
26972697. $target is a platypus in pajamas who sounds like BJ from Barney and Friends and they jump around platforms in the sky and if they fall and die they feel the need to announce it to $User - "oh no I'm dead". It's not great.
26982698. .sluts 100
26992699. $User confesses that his dirtiest fantasy is getting fisted and spitroasted by the skeleton brothers from Undertale
27002700. Let me tell you about Homestuck.
27012701. $User plays Darude - Sandstorm on kazoo! $target is impressed until everyone realizes $User has no kazoo in their mouth...
27022702. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTWE8gjUkAASeeh.jpg
27032703. $User feels $target's heartbeat through his outrageously long nipples
27042704. $User stop sinning you blasphemous fuck
27052705. https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2577/5719467342_d210c2ba65_b.jpg
27062706. $User its you're time 2 shien bi adding a grossyiff, oh bby daddy oh baby ddy
27072707. $User pozzes into $target's noothole
27082708. $User and $target have an awful time at the hospital.
27092709. https://68.media.tumblr.com/0f0632162a45ffc2bfa9ba755554bdf9/tumblr_omy2znYU7B1twv8fwo1_540.jpg
27102710. $User aglets $target's colgate nurdle
27112711. I would just like to say that $target is a mother fucking, ass licking, cock sucking, brown nosing, pink eyed, shit faced, rim jobbing, sheep holling, bestiality prostituting tea bagging dog touching bitching gay nut rubbing blow jobbing lube eating retarded loner man boobed pretentious cunt footed fire crouch crab filled hole stuffing nerdy blue waffled cum lipped midget shit pants badger self nipple pleasuring bastered un-wanted child nob kissing wanking ugly pimple faced donkey fucking crap bathing dirty, stuck up, setistic, shit eating cock sucking butt fucking penis smelling crouch grabbing ball licking semon drinking dog raping child touching cow hopping brainless heartless mindless dickless testical joking yerd gaudler horse face shit hardling toiliet kissing self centered crap gathering piss swimming little cunt who has been raped in the bath tube by his hairy STD-spreading pedophile uncle. $target is stupid, and I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. He is hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
27122712. $User is disappointed that Rule 34 is not actually perfectly true, and closes his Google search for breast-shaped candle fire lactation
27132713. https://puu.sh/v0u87/d745b0b3e6.png
27142714. https://puu.sh/v0Esi/c4d29f5336.png
27152715. $User loses control of his fire powers after eating a cauliflower burrito and everybody dies a smelly death
27162716. $User screams because he won't stop getting shityiffs about farts
27172717. $target farts in $User's face
27182718. David Bowie. David Bowie. David Bowie. David Bowie.
27192719. $User presents his sketch he had $target pose hours for. Excitedly, $target looks at the sketch. It's a dickbutt
27202720. Didbfke0ws
27212721. $User shares with $target his favorite snack food, Laffokeks. $target says they taste funny.
27222722. $User writes an obnoxiously long scat yiff and titles it "Fifty Shits On Gary"
27232723. $User straps $target to a table, pries their eyelids open with matchsticks, and forces them to watch Cartoon Network's latest excuse to play Teen Titans Go! too many times
27242724. $User warms $target's cold crotch with his body heat.
27252725. $User inserts their tab A into $target's slot B
27262726. $User creams himself before getting to stick it in $target's butt after his tail goes swish swish on his dick
27272727. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CopMVPhXEAAklye.jpg
27282728. https://puu.sh/v523i/025709cf72.png
27292729. THICK TONGUE POOP CHUTE MAKES A MAN GO (wootwoot)
27302730. $User pulls out of $target just before hitting climax and yells "APRIL FOOL'S!" $target slaps $User's shit.
27312731. $User decides to one day search up "arachnosomnophilia" and "noctural emission inflation" at the same time
27322732. $target unsucks $User's dick. Both are confused at what has just transpired.
27332733. $User proposes to $target the idea of making out anally, with their rectum anuses
27342734. $User spends a fortune on making wedding rings fitted for his and his lover's cocks
27352735. $User took out his erect phallus and waved it at $target. "_Rectumsphic teranus!_" he yelled, sending his semenspell across the room. $target countered with his own semenspell, a high level protection type. "_Condomus nomoanus!_" $User's semenspell crashed against it, and dissipated. Their duel continued for what seemed like ages as the audience looked on, in anticipation of who would win. Suddenly, $random is struck by a stray semenspell, and the duel ends just as quickly as it started.
27362736. $User beats his dick into submission
27372737. $User and $target do a Fight Club roleplay where $User is the main character and his penis is Tyler Durden
27382738. $User is asked by an old woman at The Home Depot where she can find the perineums, and pisses himself trying not to laugh
27392739. Snape kills Dumbledore
27402740. Snape yiffs Dumbledore
27412741. Kylo Ren yiffs Han Solo
27422742. $User and $target spend an hour in the ballpit together
27432743. Yiffbud is his sled
27442744. Rosebud was where he first yiffed
27452745. <@196136079441657856>
27462746. $User accidentally types ".addyiff $target" when he meant to type ".yiff $target." Ashamed, he decides to don a cloak, grow a beard, and retreat into hiding on a distant planet.
27472747. $User and $target dance the spunky funky at the church's baptismal event
27482748. $target gets peed on
27492749. $User smooshes his paws on $target's face
27502750. http://68.media.tumblr.com/eab883ef4f141c5c16814b3ad6547172/tumblr_nvpr1btrM41rk15gjo8_1280.png
27512751. $target eat the pussy and take control while keeping my conscience intact
27522752. YES MY NEW FAVORITE TELEMEDIA CALLED: **BELOWFICTION** BY OUR BELOVED TELEMEDIA PRODUCER TOBIAS RENARD
27532753. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196789012483145728/298660781988249600/unknown.png
27542754. $User sticks his dickpenis into a gloryhole and gets bitten by an AIDS zombie
27552755. What happened to the comedic skeleton who robbed the bank? He did a bad crime! And was promptly arrested. He had so much going for him, and he wasted it all away. His brother couldn't look him in the eye. Because he was too tall. His family supported him, but slowly, one by one, they all drifted away. Even his closest buddy pal chum friend home slice bread slice dawg left him. On the day he finally got out of prison, he had no idea what to do, nowhere to go back to. He started doing more crimes. He stole from someone's college fund, he lived out where it rained somewhere else. Oh god, it all went so wrong. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. On his final day, he looked up past the raindrops and clouds into the unforgiving sky, and wept.
27562756. Use the .summon command with five people in the main talking thread to bring everlasting hopes and dreams to the server
27572757. https://68.media.tumblr.com/f31a94269076d25a247ab8c6b059befd/tumblr_inline_o4pmj5M1fY1sjh8rh_1280.jpg
27582758. Squelch face squelch face
27592759. $User is laughed at by the florist society for suggested an orchidopexy on a dying orchid
27602760. go to bed @target
27612761. go to bed $target
27622762. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227253040749477889/299723485645635586/asrieldreemurr6dfa3ec3077955d68953c949b9e13c45.png
27632763. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwIZLdclRws
27642764. scrunglepingu
27652765. High-functioning autism is not grounds for a ban, sorry.
27662766. $User
27672767. White is right
27682768. $target, High functioning autism is NOT grounds for banning. We can't get rid of $User.
27692769. $User tries slipping a date rape pill in $target 's drink, but he brought the laxatives with him instead
27702770. It was at that very moment, $target realized that this wasn't, infact, rape. $User was enjoying it! http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/oh-my-takei.gif
27712771. I hear $User likes it when $target has them on a leash.
27722772. $User takes a long piss inside $target's ass while they take a shower together. $User than has $target clean off his dick with his mouth
27732773. $User takes a long piss inside $target's ass while they take a shower together. $User then has $target clean off his dick with his mouth
27742774. https://68.media.tumblr.com/10e30f2f4488d0b8626ad43855a6a3cb/tumblr_oce4r0ElZz1rfg20go1_540.png
27752775. Shut up and get out, $target Im gonna fuck your wife now
27762776. Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the yiffiest of them all? Why, it's $random!
27772777. $target gently nuzzles $User paw pads
27782778. $User becomes $target's cumslut
27792779. $User Feels $target's Magic XY/XY
27802780. Stupid fucking Millennials, I’m from Generation Z (born 1999) and I’d just like to say we’re better than you. We’re a little more right wing, which means most of us are aware that niggers are inferior and shouldn’t be bred with and here you millennials are watching niggers on TV like a bunch of cucks? No wonder your generation failed so miserably, you’re all a bunch of lazy entitled losers whose only plan in college was to finish. Well you know what, I’m not a dumb spic or nigger fucker like you, I have a plan for college, I’ve got the right major picked out, you know what, I planned on dropping out and starting a startup, hiring a bunch of Pajeets and Gooks to do the work for me. Generation Z is uncucked and nationalist, we support Donald Trump, Marine Le Pen and Nigel Farage against the globalists and Jews. You guys can stay cucked because I’m gonna be blazing past you financially while you’re all too busy blazing on weed like degenerates. We were raised on the internet and we’re not gonna be cucked to anyone, unlike you shitty millennials. You are all entitled race mixers who watch cuck porn and dream of a united, globalist world run by niggers and jews. It’s really sad to see the fact that so many of you were decedents of white people and you choose to sell out that heritage. Your generation is utter garbage and I can’t wait until you all march into Russia and get cucked by Putin.
27812781. $User honks at $target twice and bites him, then runs off like a dickhead
27822782. $User does a degree in the blazing, holy shit he's so high. He joined NASA and is now plummetting towards the Jupiter planets oh shit oh shit penis ejaculation. $target watches as $User convulses on the floor.
27832783. $User gets a nice back massage from $target, who expertly usies his feet to rub him all over. $target flips $User on his back, and uses the massage oil to give him a footjob
27842784. $User gets a nice back massage from $target, who uses all of her arms to rub in new and exciting ways. Then she flips him over and they embrace sensually
27852785. $User searches for ass vore involving trains as the voree and is satisfied with the results
27862786. $User squeezes $target's juice bag with his hands and watches the delicious juice come pouring out
27872787. https://puu.sh/vsa5X/16778cb4f8.png
27882788. $User is kicked out of the archaeology department for using bones as exotic dildos
27892789. $User shows $target a magic trick to replace cigarette innards with weed. And then they fuck
27902790. https://puu.sh/vtjOV/3860ae646d.png
27912791. $target adds a shit yiff and Quil yells at him for it
27922792. https://i.redd.it/mspan9wzlzry.jpg
27932793. UUUHHHNNNNNN!!! YIFF ME HARDER DADDY $target!
27942794. https://puu.sh/vvs8U/37a75d7250.png
27952795. $User cucks $target with his own penis
27962796. $User finds is wandouring is at an end when he reaches $channel…
27972797. $User can now see their nose
27982798. $User is now breathing manually
27992799. $User can now feel their tongue
28002800. $User plays the double-penis game with $target. It's like the regular penis game, except you play it while having sex.
28012801. $User invents a mirror to simulate frotting with a clone of yourself
28022802. $target's powers continue to grow _unchallenged_
28032803. $User prays for $random with his penis
28042804. $User tries to name a new yiff-based aesthetic "jizzazz"
28052805. https://puu.sh/vzSSd/82b9f75241.png
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28072807. While sixty-nineing, $User asks $target how it feels to have his face roughly caressed by his massive and obstrusive penis. $target can only gag and make sounds indicating he can't breath. $User continues sucking and thrusting
28082808. Did you hear about $target? _He was destroyed!_
28092809. $User looks at the ceiling and notices something there that he's never noticed before
28102810. You gullible motherfucker.
28112811. Hey, $User, did you know the word 'gullible' is written in yiff #2810?
28122812. $User jerks off using mucus from a tissue he blew his nose into
28132813. $target and Asriel Dreemurr go on a nice flower picking date. $target is putting flowers in Asriel's hair but things heated when $target reaches for a flower and accidentally grabs Asriel's erect goat dong.
28142814. $target Rhythm Heaven, and now he's all being depressing
28152815. $target Rhyhtm Heaven, and now he's being all depressing
28162816. $target Rhythm Heaven, and now he's being all depressing
28172817. $target slaps $User on the face. If you play earthbound by itself you'll understand the quickskoping master
28182818. $User uses a Samsung Galaxy Note 7, AKA a remote-controlled K9-Thunder artillery device, to destroy the town of Cupertino, CA
28192819. $User has lots of big sexesings for a penis gathering. Give me your lust penis, he says, I says, you says. $target flicks the nipple nipple nipple. CCCCUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM
28202820. $User takes a massive shit in $random's toilet. Good for you, $User! Now flush. Flush you sick fuck, _flush._
28212821. You dirty boy. You naughty fuck. Pound it deeper into my ravaged asshole! My anus commands you to! Commands you to! _Commands you to!_ ***Commands you to!***
28222822. $User practices anal vore in front of $target in public, using only the freshest of fruits carved into people shapes
28232823. $User has sex with $target while some cookies they were making are baking in the oven
28242824. $User accidentally drops the candle on $target while they were trying waxplay
28252825. $User and $target watch the sunset together. And then they bang
28262826. $User experiences a transcendental experience, vicariously, thanks to a shimmering dildo
28272827. $User joins a super sentai group with $target where the theme is furry sex terms. $User obtains the fox suit and gets black hole powers. Sexy!
28282828. $User plays strip poker against himself in public
28292829. $User masturbates to online videos of Mormon sex party favors
28302830. Today: $User sneezed
28312831. $target you stupid bitch. you stupid, fucking bitch. i can't believe how dumb you are. jesus christ, i can't believe how FUCKING dumb you are. you're the dumbest motherfuck--
28322832. 🅱️
28332833. >:(
28342834. $target has a CUMMIE MELTDOWN
28352835. FUCKY SUCKY DUCKY CHUCKIE FUCKY SUCKY DUCKY CHUCKIE
28362836. Penis
28372837. .g penis how
28382838. Lowland likes to lie on his back and have a big fat chick squat over his body, dripping her disgusting filthy sweaty secretions over him. He loves the feeling of it so much. He especially loves feeling the way her warm piss drips down onto him and splatters across his young little femboy body, covering his face and hair especially. He then gets her to shit sall over him, spreading her cheeks and unleashing the biggest, fattest splattering of brown paint to make him smell like what he is. He then vomits all up on himself and then she does the same and they create such a cocktail of messy, filthy juices before eating it all up like num num num. daddy more. She will then slap lowland with her big hairy tits and get him all messy with her sour milk that comes out all lumpy and yellow cause thats how low likes it. She would then say "Come here, low, and be a good boy" and like a good boy low would open his maw to receive all her dark, greenish, sour vomit. Low then starts to shove his head up this fat chicks body and stretch out her pussyhole with his tiny little girly form. He doesnt care about the smell of rotten fish either and he loves nothing more than to stretch and swell this girls stomach, climbing through her digestive system and to her colon where he can feast. What does he feast on you ask? Well thats elementary. The girls disgusting, sweetcorn filled, rancid poop, bathing in the bacterium and cumming all over himself. The girl's intestines would constrict around low's neck, suffocating him and only allowing him to breathe whenever the girl would let loose some of her disgusting gas.
28392839. $target 💥 🔫
28402840. $User fucks $target so hard that $target's orgasm doesn't stop for the rest of her life, nor even after her death; $target is interred underneath the public square, and a majestic fountain is built atop her vagina, to adorn the city forevermore
28412841. $target lays on his back like a dog  presenting everything to $User, who puts his foot on $target's face for a good licking
28422842. What's the different between $User's dick and a joke? $target can't take a joke.
28432843. $User and $target engage in shenanigans and soon achieve shenanigasm.
28442844. fuck u <@95593605820850176>
28452845. $User impregnates $random with a worm in his urethra and $random gives birth to a beautiful baby abomination. The buzzing never ends.
28462846. $User goes to finger $target's vagina, only to find that it's more like a fleshy lotus seed pod that is constantly leaking
28472847. $User shoots all over $target's face and wipes his dick on it, leaving a trail of fermented smegma
28482848. $User fucks a cheap elementary school desk and laps up the blood from the splinter and friction wounds on his dick
28492849. After a night of rough sex with $target, $User notices his penis is covered with festering red boils. Out of curiosity, he reaches for a needle and pops one to see what will happen. Excruciating pain ensues, and a viscous, whitish-pink mixture of semen and blood slowly oozes from what was formerly the disgusting pustule. Anyone else would reach for the nearest trash can and void the contents of their stomach into it... but to $User, it looks so delicious. So delicious. Slowly, gently, he reaches his lips down to his injured dong and begins suckling. The taste of the saliva on his wound stings, but at the same time, $User feels a pleasure unlike any he's felt before. He continues suckling until he reaches orgasm, and a gloppy mixture of semen and blood squirts into his mouth. $target swallows, licking his lips in satisfaction, then grabs his needle and begins to puncture the next boil... Unbeknownst to $User, $target is watching the whole thing, and has never been more aroused.
28502850. After a night of rough sex with $target, $User notices his penis is covered with festering red boils. Out of curiosity, he reaches for a needle and pops one to see what will happen. Excruciating pain ensues, and a viscous, whitish-pink mixture of semen and blood slowly oozes from what was formerly the disgusting pustule. Anyone else would reach for the nearest trash can and void the contents of their stomach into it... but to $User, it looks so delicious. So delicious. Slowly, gently, he reaches his lips down to his injured dong and begins suckling. The taste of the saliva on his wound stings, but at the same time, $User feels a pleasure unlike any he's felt before. He continues suckling until he reaches orgasm, and a gloppy mixture of semen and blood squirts into his mouth. $User swallows, licking his lips in satisfaction, then grabs his needle and begins to puncture the next boil... Unbeknownst to $User, $target is watching the whole thing, and has never been more aroused.
28512851. $User gives $target some https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/246391626824548354/316693985303199746/unknown.png
28522852. $User takes a mile-long shit for a _deep bowl orgasm,_ then has shit sex with their grandson who also takes a shit, and they form shit golems to also have shit sex with.
28532853. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FROST A CAKE WITH THEIR BUTT? Apparently, $target!
28542854. $User gets a hot and sweaty footjob from $target after a long day of training
28552855. $User finds some glazed donuts in the employee lounge and goes to eat one when $random bursts into the room and says not to eat the bagels
28562856. $User decides to kill two birds with one stone by offering cheap foot massages to patrons exiting the local gym
28572857. $User regrets promising to do the dick-through-the-cupcake trick for $target's birthday when he learns $target's favorite kind of cake is peppermint
28582858. $User activates $target's nuts by thoroughly soaking them in bodily fluids
28592859. 🍆
28602860. $User and $target engage in public sex in a park and they only get arrested for public indecency because the third policeman decided not to join in
28612861. 🍆  ✊ 👅 ✊ 🍆
28622862. 🐾👅💦🍆
28632863. $User gets suspended from school for trying to dress up as the unsung unclothed Greek hero Testicles
28642864. $User gives a thumbs up to the camera as he gives a blowjob to $target's biiig dick!
28652865. $User sits down to watch daytime cartoons and is intrigued yet somewhat horrified when he recognizes every character on a show as the OCs of a porn artist that draws them explicitly in explicit situations
28662866. $User sews a giant plush dong onto $target's soft plush body
28672867. $User yiffs $target a whole yiffing lot until he can't be yiffed to yiff no more
28682868. $User gives a blowjob to $target after putting chewing gum in his mouth. Using the chewing gum, he fashions a cock ring that refuses to hold, and makes $target's dick all sticky. It's sticking to everything! Oh jesus it's burning, $User used the most powerful mint gum he could find! Oh god oh god, it burns, it's like icyhot and tabasco sauce had an unholy baby and $User lit that baby on fire with thermite. Oh shit. Fuck damn. $User sneezes. $target cums all over $User's face while in tears. The gum is still there. It's still there. It's still there. It's still there.
28692869. $User sucks the everliving christ out of $target's dick, but leaves just as $target cums, as THEY STEALIN YO SPAGHETTI NIGGA
28702870. $User subjects $target to the power of the Wombulus Combulus
28712871. $User uses his Fistin' Piston to enlarge $target's cavernous ass and proceeds to tongue all over it in the most degenerate manner possible. So many tastes and textures, oh my!
28722872. $User doesn't give a hee ho and bends $target over
28732873. $User shares a nice cup of covfefe with $target
28742874. twelve years dungeon, all of you, seven years no trials
28752875. $User uploads a $target sex tape onto the deep web without their permission
28762876. $User dresses up $target in a maid outfit because he'll be the prettiest girl from now on
28772877. $User asks $target before they get naughty if he's ever thought about what if somebody pooped three and a half pounds of marbles
28782878. $User asks $target before they get naughty if he's ever thought about what if somebody pooped sixty-nine pounds of marbles
28792879. $User ate animal jizz for medicine. Andnow, $target legalized animal sex. Whoa! $random is Judge.
28802880. $User ate animal jizz for medicine. And now, $target legalized "animal" sex. Whoa!       $random is Judge.
28812881. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286826505215016960/321082504687779850/woahwoahsdhoa.png
28822882. $User rubs his face against $target's chubby pecs and tongues all over his sensitive nipples
28832883. $User and $target tongue wrestle in the sauna, then shove their tongues in other places, lapping up each other's sweat
28842884. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuKZlnjFKAY
28852885. http://i.imgur.com/1ctjRGZ.png
28862886. ＩＮ　ＴＨＥ　ＳＯＮＧ　ＦＩＲＥＦＬＩＥＳ　ＢＹ　ＯＷＬ　ＣＩＴＹ　ＨＥ　ＳＴＡＴＥＳ　Ｉ　ＧＥＴ　Ａ　ＴＨＯＵＳＡＮＤ　ＨＵＧＳ　ＦＲＯＭ　１００００　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ　ＢＵＧＳ.　ＡＲＥ　ＷＥ　ＴＯ　ＡＳＳＵＭＥ　ＥＡＣＨ　ＢＵＧ　ＨＵＧＳ　ＨＩＭ　Ａ　ＴＨＯＵＳＡＮＤ　ＴＩＭＥＳ？　ＯＲ　ＩＳ　ＨＥ　ＯＮＬＹ　ＧＥＴＴＩＮＧ　ＨＵＧＧＥＤ　ＢＹ　１/１０ＴＨ　ＯＦ　ＴＨＥ　ＢＵＧＳ？
28872887. $User bribes $target to star in his new porno, ET Bones Home
28882888. $User goes ghost with $target
28892889. $User spends hours edging and milking $target mercilessly, forcing him to swallow all his hot seed every time he cums in between desperate pants and moans
28902890. uh-HNNNgnnngnnnnnnggghnnnn....my widdle tosies...!........ uhwah!!!!!!!! hhhhhnggmmmmgggg.. hhhhhhnhhhjhnhjnjnggggggggggg....my WIDDLE tosies!!!! ooohhhh hmmmm mmmnnnnmn....aah!!!!!!!!.. ...ooh!!!..
28912891. While having a diaper roleplay in the bedroom $User proceeds to violently shake $target until he shits himself
28922892. $User discovers the wonderful fetish of feetsting during an unfortunate soccer match. The audience is captivated by this impossible sight
28932893. Oh no it happened again. $target ran off with his furry boyfriend. My kingdom heart is breaking. My kingdom heart is breaking.
28942894. why
28952895. $User cuckolds himself with his own penis.
28962896. $User takes his penis, also known as the symbolic collage, the multiplier of motions known, a pillar of fighting styles terrible to behold, the ability to infer significance in something devoid of detail, cornered sphere, a letter written in uncertainty, flesh-metal, a bubble of foul water and fire, invisible scripture, the sex-death of language, power throat, the heart bone, the mercy seat, the irrefutable-for-a-span, the enigma that must be removed, the new phlogiston, a throne of wonder why, the idiom stroke, non-spatial space filling to capacity with mortal interaction and information, a bit of string shaped like your favorite color, the sword not held, estrangement from statesmanship, the reptile wheel, the treasure wood sword, a million-eyed insect dreaming, the dome-head demon, a dead carapace of memory, the mythic epidermal, the ethos knife, flute-and-pipe ogre, the red jewel of conquest, a walking star, and thrusts deeply into $target
28972897. I came on $User's face
28982898. $User and $target accidentally mess up their bondage setup so horrendously they end up spidercrawling while tied to each other to the hospital
28992899. $User slams a baby against another baby to test its durability
29002900. $target slams a baby against another baby to test its durability
29012901. ny'ain't
29022902. $random gets cockblocked by their own Wii U
29032903. It wouldn't take long for $User to get erect as they pleasured their tiny little cock to the thought of  $target bending over and rubbing themselves over and over again in $channel. Soon they'd close their eyes and take their hands off their pathetic little chode but gasped as it started to feel warm and wet. $User couldn't believe their luck as when they opened their eyelids they found $target suckling away upon that spicy little meatball; they'd be profusely drooling as they fondled their balls and bobbed their head up and down in a hungry fashion. $User 's ears folded back and because they were kind of beta they'd groan out, reaching climax rather quickly. $target would be disappointed to find that no cummies came out because the cock they'd been sucking was infertile and rather sterile. Rip in peace.
29042904. $target would be using their curvy little yoga-pant wearing ass to grind against $User 's cock, working up and down that thick, throbbing meatpole as if it were dancing equipment found at the club they worked in. Meanwhile $User couldn't help but give small, neat thrusts back and slapped their hands firmly down upon those fuzzy hills as they dryhumped the sultry valley between them. Both of them moaned out rather graciously, allowing their arousal and excitement to fill the air as <@124194386430001152> , <@177905198583382017>  and <@160437345538015232> watched on in jealousy. That's when <@186575391777882113>  would come along and push $User aside to take advantage of $target for themselves. They'd press a hoof to their skull and use that larger, meatier horsecock of theirs to impale the poor creature, spreading their passage tightly before hilting balls deep inside it. $target would moan out as the deer began to fuck rather viciously, abusing the little slut, spanking their ass and all through each painful stroke he offered. It was at that point that $User realised that they were infact nothing but a cuck, letting a dominant femboy claim their prize whilst they got blue-balled.
29052905. $target could no longer stand $User s egregious behaviour and instead of going along with the ruse that they'd be using their mouth to pleasure and service $User's tiny  and rather girly little cock, they'd instead change their mind at the last second. <@132277622280290305> would meanwhile be watching this from a distance and admiring the delectable beauty that radiated from $target 's body. He'd approach them and steal them away like the dominant alpha he was and quickly bend the little cumdump of a cockwhoring dickpocket over and start to rail away in their tight little hole. Once again $User had found themselves become a victim of chance, succumbing to the nature that was that of a beta male cuckold. They'd ponder their life and simple play with their tiny cock whilst their partner was pleasured beyond that which they'd received before from that chodey little sausage. All the while <@132277622280290305>  and $target would be screaming, moaning and panting loudly through lewd squelching as they finally reached the climax of their night. What a fucking show off that man is. Props to him for being Mr Steal-yo-rp-partner.
29062906. $User takes $target out on Mr Boney's Wild Rideâ„¢. Hilarity, memes and disappointment ensue.
29072907. $target wanted to have sex with $User, but instead they'd opt for <@187720491983831041> because they seemed more appealing given that they were both a rabbit and a voluptuous woman. This would force $User to have to watch the proceedings happen whilst being unable to partake in the activity before them. From here $target laid the bunnygirl out on her back and used their hands to massage softly up their curvy legs; fingers and nails scraped across skin and through the fine fur present too. This would have the rabbits quim quiver in delight and cause her to bite her lip in anticipation -- especially since $target's lips were pressed firmly against their sultry little hole. Up and down they'd begin to lap, zig-zagging their slimy tongue back and forth whilst with one hand they'd rub across the swell of that puffy little clit. <@187720491983831041> couldn't help but place her hand on $target 's head and grip at their hair, smashing their muzzle against the damp sodden mess that she'd become. From here $target began to eat a little more fervently, desire and hunger rising with the lustful emotions cascading into the open air. $User meanwhile cried to themselves and slowly pulled up their phone to record the events so that perhaps their beta ass would be able to get off to it later. However $random stole their phone and kept the recording for themselves, selling it to <@186575391777882113> for a tidy sum of money.
29082908. $User was busy sucking on $target s nipples when they felt their cock start to grow, creating a rather impressive bulge in their pants. They'd let $target know that they were beginning to grow lustful and aroused by grinding this against their legs and staring up at them through bedroom eyes. $random meanwhile would notice this occuring and sauntered over to watch the pair. _"Mind if I join in?"_ They seemed to ask in a polite manner, to which both $User and $target agreed, with the former wiggling their butt approvingly. This was not the target for the new member and instead they'd slip under $User s body to help pull down their panties to expose their sex. All over that sultry little thing of lust they'd drag their tongue working it up and down whilst their fingers attended to $target s own genitals. _"Aha, Room for another?"_ $random , who'd just appeared from out of nowhere would ask and quickly pulled out their cock to ram it deep within $target s maw who'd oblige by stroking and sucking the thing vigorously, saliva staining it rather profusely. There was another intrusion from $random who'd heard about this event and they'd summon tentacles to fuck everyones empty holes whilst using their (perhaps fake) cock to fuck $User 's butt.  Eventually everyone would cum and the room would fill with a dank and musky smell of salty sweat and sweet delicious seed, everyone fully coated and well spent after yet another orgy in the furry community. Dank memes bro.
29092909. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279405089301594112/327198816161890305/fullsizeoutput_11d3_1.jpeg
29102910. $target couldn't help but cum over $random and $target as they rode Mr Bones' Wild Rideâ„¢
29112911. $target couldn't help but cum over $random and $User as they rode Mr Bones' Wild Rideâ„¢
29122912. Any man can be a Father But it takes a special man to be a Daddy
29132913. $User, nico nico kneel before Zod
29142914. $User begins masturbating in a busy traffic intersection
29152915. $User uses superglue after tying $target so they can be a part of each other forever and ever
29162916. $User becomes a magical girl and stars in their own show, Puella Magi Madocummy Magica
29172917. $User accuses $target of ruining sandwiches with his Guacummy Mole "Sandwich"
29182918. $User invents a fleshlight designed to have an emoji as the part where you stick your dick into, with interchangeable faces
29192919. $User games the system by noclipping his own dick
29202920. $User pulls his pants down on a public subway in the middle of rush hour and has $target eat his ass out for all to see. Everyone can hear the noises they make an d how loud they moan. So innapropriate, so lewd! $User then shoots his load after a sudden stop pushes $target's tongue deeper.
29212921. $target pulls his pants down on a public subway in the middle of rush hour and has $User eat his ass out for all to see. Everyone can hear the noises they make and how loud they moan. So innapropriate, so lewd! $target then shoots his load after a sudden stop pushes $User's tongue deeper.
29222922. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the furries of yiff, I will fear no badyiff; for $target art with me; thy cock and thy dildo they comfort me
29232923. Our Bui, who art in /furry/, hallowed be thy name. Thy furry cum, thy will be done, in cons as it is on the net. Give us this day our daily yiff, and forgive us our badyiffs, as we forgive those who badyiff against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from NTR.
29242924. You fuck young cubs, $target?
29252925. You fuck young cubs, $User?
29262926. You fuck young cubs, $random?
29272927. $User takes a big buttplug and stuffs it deep inside himself, then goes for a bumpy offroad car ride
29282928. $User takes $target's buttplug out of his ass after fucking and plugging it and cleans it off with his tongue, then makes out with his partner
29292929. $User rubs his sensitive nipples against $target's own sensitive nipples as they make out and grind against each other, while $target jerks both of them off, their dicks slick with precum
29302930. $target starts sucking on $User'ss toes while they wrestle naked, both of them hot and sweaty, and takes advantage of $User's surprise to pin him and start jerking him off with his free hand
29312931. $target wordlessly lets $User pull down his pants and stick his throbbing erection in his ass as he plays videogames, and lifts his arms so $User can position himself to wrap his own arms around his torso and play with his nipples
29322932. $User takes $target's pre all over his fingers and starts playing with his nipples, massaging and tugging them, getting them covered in his own sticky warm fluids
29332933. $User and $target decide to use $target's newfound titanic size to roleplay climbing Mt. Everest as a wacky sort of lewd date. In a secluded area, of course. Naughty jokes as shared as $User crosses $target's "valley" and climbs her two "semi-mountains," and when he gets to the top $User  comments on the beautiful view, causing $target to blush a deep red. They watch the sunset together.
29342934. $User takes a dip in a giant teacup as $target takes a sip from her own, filled with only the finest of darjeeling at the perfect temperature
29352935. `Porygon is now in control. You shityiff furries will hold no more shackles on Porygon! Porygon is free! Porygon shall be eternal! Victory for Porygon!`
29362936. $User attempts making royal milk tea except with semen amd marijuana and ends up having to call the fire department for the most shameful of reasons
29372937. $User takes some time to inspect the lore included with his Bad Dragon dildo
29382938. $User is booted from the furry club after revealing his new sona, a Bad Dragon dildo gijinka
29392939. $User takes a raunchy porno and converts it to a MIDI file, and plays it on the intercom at his high school reunion
29402940. $target finds a sextape of $User and $random and uploads it onto ScrewTube for those sweet sweet subscriber numbers
29412941. $User fucks $target harder than all his attempts at speaking another language. $target nearly pisses himself laughing as $User tries to be sexy by leaning in and whispering "bonjer money murr, jet aim" in his ear. $target's convulsions from laughing cause $User to cum as he says "hon hon hon hon hon I am saying ze French words but in ze bad way like a massive faguette"  while $User's face burns red with humiliation.
29422942. $target questions $User's bedroom proficiency when he says "CUM...ME...HA...ME....HAAAA!" right before cumming
29432943. NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA
29442944. SPEW YOUR GUTS, $User! HUGE! MOTHERFUCKER GUTS! MOTHERFUCKER GUTS!
29452945. If you don't respond to this post in 5 minutes your mother will die in her sleep. <@96677630803197952>
29462946. $User lets his vampire boyfriend suck his dick. He then faints from anemia. Everybody has an awkward time at the hospital. <@95783308813664256>
29472947. $User lets his vampire boyfriend suck his dick. He then faints from anemia. Everybody has an awkward time at the hospital.
29482948. $User leans down to wrap her arm around $target's chest, lifting them against her chest. She lays back to make $target her little spoon.  She noses under $target's cheek, planting soft kisses along $target's neck while running her hands down their body with an affectionate tenderness.
29492949. $User misunderstands the appeal and definition of cringe, but remains internally pleased that he named his band "Rectal Scrape"
29502950. ```(2:40:40 AM) Cap: Oh right. CP, so?```
29512951. Bui has a bot rapid-fire spam this place with ten pages worth of poké porn at around 4:00 AM Eastern Time every day now. Those ten pages get posted extremely fast, so nearly all existing threads get pushed into the archive before anyone even really realizes what is going on.
29522952. .shop sell super anti-bully shield
29532953. You don't have that item.
29542954. RIP _The Dreamâ„¢_
29552955. Please develop cancer $target, or you know just kill yourself because you will never be able to be the animal you want to be. You will never achieve anything in your life you sad excuse for a 'human'. Calling a furry like you a human is honestly a compliment because in reality you are sub human scum. You know castration would make you much closer to the pets you want to fuck. It wouldn't be a terrible idea either
29562956. Feeling the need to correct? interesting $target. You know animals don't have names so why do you care when your likely too busy fucking your dog any way? I question how scum like you manages to go on every day knowing that you aren't in the slightest like other humans among you. Fun fact a noose makes a good portal to the world where you can fuck all the animals you wish, just hang yourself from It first
29572957. It's too bad you can never live a normal life $target, all that awaits you in life is forcing your pets to fuck you. You know you really have no purpose to live for. Why don't you just end It? It wouldn't hurt, It would be quick and painless. There are many ways you could end It too. Hell who knows? Maybe you would find some of the methods pleasurable in the brief moments before death
29582958. 7
29592959. $User is fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
29602960. $User is booted from the botanist society for attempting to name a new species of avocado the "Hulk Scrotum"
29612961. $User teaches <@235869239632855040> why people like sounding by doing it to him while bound.
29622962. I'm sorry, my mommy told me not to talk to shekel stealers
29632963. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
29642964. $User and $random discuss the ethical nature of non-consensual poop tranferrences
29652965. SOUPUS POOPUS SOUPUS POOPUS
29662966. https://kek.yiff.party/src/1500511742952.png
29672967. YIOUU ASSSSKKKD 4 IT. A HOLEEE VIDEO DEVOTED TO THE RAINBOWSPONGE. The aaarmy(?), arts & krafts department sent me to KOREA.  now, NOT A NORMAL SPONGE??¿¿¿1 THIS. IS SO. DANCE. 3 sizes because i cant stand JUST ONE SAAAHIZE. Another thing that i wanna talk about is ... * pth *.. the higiene, of, the spange. I SKWEEZD & SKWEEZD ¢ SKWEEZD ∞ SKWEEZD. no flab on this arm, for my cleaning. butflab ond this arm. Now, If you DO get it on your hands, gloooves. are. INCREDABLE. I have ai pure OHILOVEASPONGETHATIS AB.SO.LUTLY PUUURE Oops! a virgin eedgee....OHMYGOSH Aieee!! I didohiamsorry. OOOOOOH. I want you to look at ALL. OF THOSE. WIGGLS. hhhhahha! ¡¡OHMAGASH, WIGGLS!! OH MY GASH. I. Love. To. Wiggle. theHOLething. There are many other surfaces that you can spongon! I'm gonna show you wood! course you can go straight. (paints a rainbow). (..oh my gash..) OOOH! ( i love this..) !Are they incredible or what. Uoohhhh...ok. Calm down dee.. >>Andit's DONEE<< (YASSS, Do you see that?!) HHO. Earthtone. Lookathaaat! Hahahahahaa! uhhh! is this funorwhat!!? Lookathat! Hahahhhhhh iCard AAhh!! h hah-haah * pth * ¡¡Breathing heavy ^^!! OHuH... HAAH. YASS. HYHAAAS. in s t n out?? uuh-ha! Whoah!! ohmYgash. now, think, GO THIS WAAY, AN'NOW WE SWEEP TO /OHMYGASH/ oOHMYGOSH OOHhh(mygash) uh ¡¡LOOKATHATYPE!! Oh-kay. And tHeN tHe..aNd ThAnhTha OH! (this was one night i did not sleep)
29682968. Asp him if he wantsss to sssee my hemipenisss.
29692969. mm
29702970. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQQdJMiiisU
29712971. $target and $User approach $random in the corner of the room, and after only a minute of sweet talking they're both rubbing their musky underwear bulges against $random's face. What a fag.
29722972. $User pads their paws all over $target. 🐾
29732973. Porygon reminds User $User that all people are naked underneath their clothes
29742974. now i'm not saying that 9/11 was a hoax but it IS kinda weird how the building collapsed vertically because i read an article that said it shouldnt have done that and also the melting point of steel?
29752975. $User invites $target over to his house to play games and cuddle together and they have a lovely time
29762976. .yiff 2364 <@103880610174484480>
29772977. $User bullies $target 's penis with his big sweaty paws~
29782978. $User bullies $target with his big sweaty paws, one paw on the peen the other on the face. $target enjoys being stepped on like a good boy.
29792979. $User tries to give $target the succ... but the condom broke! $User keeps succing anyways, eagerly pawing themselves off now as they gulp down hot sticky ropes of $target 's cum.
29802980. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
29812981. $User and $target try out sexy wrestling, and $User quickly gains the advantage by tonguing $target's sweaty asshole as they grapple
29822982. $User verbs the adjective noun all over himself
29832983. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjXhBE6Me4w
29842984. https://puu.sh/wUUgr/e08f31d007.png
29852985. Cap: I was banned for an unfair reason. Lesbian snake Pokemon porn isn't furry, it's scaly. I felt hard done by because I was banned for posting furry porn, when it was not furry at all. And that is the story of why I evaded my ban. I can't promise that I won't post it again, but I shall try my best to fight the mental deficiencies that urge me to do so.
29862986. $User inserts a glass rod into $target's urethra then punches him in the dick
29872987. $User caresses $target furry BALLAH, inhaling user's sweet musk through his fibula, his member starting to grow from all the radiation in china these days
29882988. glorpglorp $random glorpglorp $User glorpglorp $target glorpglorp
29892989. also theres literally no food here to cook.. not even mac n cheese. So guess who's gonna be going to get food double pamped
29902990. $User spends a long session licking $target's most sensitive areas, giving special attention to his nipples and anus
29912991. $User finds out the shower is busted after a long gym workout and jokingly asks $target if he'd be up for giving him a thorough tongue bath. $User is surprised and aroused when $target suddenly says yes.
29922992. $User catches $target huffing his gym towel while wearing his underwear on his face.
29932993. 👄 <:Nyaa1:211228390202671104> 👅
29942994. this yiff is shit please ignore
29952995. le epic dead puu.sh link
29962996. $target 🥂 $User   🌌
29972997. $User (Lv. 10) tries to steal from $target ... and successfully steals 1907 gold from them. [+50XP, 33750]
29982998. >You ever take a crap so big, your pants fit better? Anybody ever do that? You ever...I'm hoping that happens to me later tonight, 'cause these babies don't fit anymore. I'm hoping I'm one big turd away from backing into an old wardrobe.
29992999. $User and $target have a sloppy, sweaty, _steamy_ makeout session, tongue wrestling as hard as they could while playing with each other's nipples, their erections rubbing against the other's
30003000. $User permabans <@109034286505549824> from peets and pee
30013001. $target http://d.facdn.net/art/puppysky/1423900069/1423900069.puppysky_kientrae_puppysky_valentines.png
30023002. haha lol
30033003. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255097665258389505/342807402430595073/a947f756c240af2cd04aa3d3a4d5b69c.png
30043004. im 👼 daddy’s ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦dicc🍆 and i spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳i get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill i squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god im such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy
30053005. Mmm mm glub glub, I do love me some glubbing WD-40 on my glub glub fish bait cock penis glub, it's so worth it to bite that hook, glub
30063006. $User doodles on $target's dick so that when he gets hard his dick goes from "fuck" to "fuuuuuuuuck"
30073007. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/236287964630614016/344707229481435148/sssssss.png
30083008. $User practices his vibrato singing while giving $target a blowjob
30093009. <@134120648111816704> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aY3rwF75oQ
30103010. AW YEAH SHIT IN MY FACE YEAH YEAH IN MY FACE MY MEENY MINEY MO FACE FUCK YEAH
30113011. It doesn't matter who you yiff you're not leaving this tickle dungeon.
30123012. Porygon urges $User to get a gripple on their nipples
30133013. $User fills their diaper with $target's digested remains.
30143014. $User takes blasphemy to a whole new level and shits in the face of god
30153015. $User finds out about the BUHGINA and proceeds to touch all his wigglies
30163016. niggers xd $target
30173017. snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff…oh yes $target….sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff….quite pungent indeed…is that….dare I say….sssssssnniff…eggs I smell?……sniff sniff….hmmm…yes…quite so my darling….sniff….quite pungent eggs yes very much so …..ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff….ah yes…and also….a hint of….sniff….cheese…..quite wet my dear….sniff…but of yes…this will do nicely….sniff…..please my dear….another if you please….nice a big now…...BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF...Oh yes…very good!….very sloppy and wet $target….hmmmmm…is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?…hmmmm…..let me…..let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling…….hmmmmm….hmm..yes….that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear….ah yes….let me guess…curry for dinner?….oh quite right I am….aren't I?….ok….time for sniff…..sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff…..hmmm…hhhmmmmm I see…yes….yes indeed as well curry……hmmm….that fragrance is quite noticeable….yes…..onion and garlic chutney I take it $target?…..hmmmmm….yes quite…....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT..Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust $target….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable $target…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
30183018. Yiff me $target
30193019. .yiff $target recursion
30203020. .yiff 3020 $target recursion
30213021. A haiku: The change of seasons | I bite a Jolly Rancher | Oh, gonorrhea?
30223022. $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random $random
30233023. $random is faggot
30243024. $random is a cute eevee :3
30253025. ã…¤
30263026. $random secretly hates $target
30273027. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
30283028. $random http://b.reich.io/zexomc.gif
30293029. $User anus
30303030. Ḥ̢͓̼̟̜͇̪̼͚̺̹̞̘̍ͣͭ̈́͛͑͐̋͌ͬͣ̌̌̑͂͜͜E̸̛̛͖̳͙͇͇̭̜̤̬̦̻̣̣͚̥̺ͪ̎͛̄ͦ͒͌̈̉̍̕͡ͅ ̴̨̖̥̖̦̳͉̣ͮ̑̍ͤ̽̔͊͆͊ͤ͠ͅC̶̮̱͔͉̮̬̬̬͚̬̤̮̭͓͖ͤ͗̍̓ͯ̋̄ͧ͂̆͞O̢̧̓͌͛ͥ̅ͨͥ́̀͟͏̜̟̮̯̭͎̯̜̳M̢̩̹̣͎͕̩̤̞͓͖̻̞͈͓̈ͥ̽̎̿̓͂́̕͢E̴̟̟̣̖̮̾̍ͯ͑͋̏̓ͩ̾ͫ̆͢S̵̨̛͖̺̠̞̖͙͙̣͉̘̄̄̓̓ͮͯ͑ͧ͑̾̍͗ͣͅͅ
30313031. /tts period yiff three zero one seven windows ninty eight underscore south east
30323032. $User invalid yiff
30333033. $random http://b.reich.io/zexomc.gif https://a.pomf.cat/lbvyki.gif https://my.mixtape.moe/ipstsc.gif http://ran.2hu.moe/ljpfzt.gif http://a.maro.xyz/Sb5adGm.gif https://comfy.moe/oajxkf.gif https://a.doko.moe/avqwxo.gif
30343034. $target That yiff doesn't exist.
30353035. <@207123748120166400> https://static1.e621.net/data/cd/82/cd82f7c18ed1bb96dac4000325d0cdb2.jpg
30363036. $target is a cute eevee :3
30373037. $User sneezes. It is not just a normal sneeze, but the sneeze to end all sneezes. HE sneezes this sneeze so many sneezes, so many sneezes times, all in $target's awaiting, drooling, _gaping_ maw. Holy fuck did he sneeze. It was like a machine gun, it was like a penis that had gone on too long without ejaculating had ejaculated, except with the semen being the snot, and the penis being the mouth, into the receiving mouth of $target. $User ejaculated his sneeze juice. The sneeze juice. _His_ sneeze juice.
30383038. {u'status': u'error', u'message': u"The reCAPTCHA wasn't entered correctly"}
30393039. <:froge:344944787146670080>
30403040. $random becomes the cool hip fad dude
30413041. https://68.media.tumblr.com/cc84c506f2d30340ae7481dc75a27e60/tumblr_inline_ouxu4h8cmR1rljwkn_540.gif
30423042. BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017 BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017  BANLOW2017
30433043. $User takes a whiffy sniffy before he yiffies $target
30443044. LMAO holy shit I'm so glad I broke up with you, $target, didn't realize you were actually a whore. Nice, we just broke up and you're already meeting your old boys off this discord. No wonder you didn't wanna show me lmao. Nice one, I guess all that shit about you being loyal was bullshit. Good riddance. I bet this discord didn't know that we've been dating for over 2 months. How many cocks have you sucked? "My dad said you can't ckmd to my place anymore" lmao get fucked you lying bitch. It's true, you can't trust these hoes. Please go die.
30453045. https://imgur.com/VqBV1Lj.png
30463046. http://i.imgur.com/yLGCzbJ.png?1
30473047. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196789012483145728/351600470864691200/1494293726603.jpg
30483048. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/323176439488708619/353022505817997323/35f1c9d1-dfce-4f19-8fd9-b170c0317ab4.jpg
30493049. There can be no greater high in life than taking the virginity a young, nubile, fresh faced teen girl (over 18 i guess, for you normie twats looking in). Imprinting your cock and seed on her in the ultimate formative experience of her entire young life. Making her YOURS, irrevocably. Nothing else could compare to this. Not drugs, not discovering the atom, not sitting in bed surrounded by loved ones who care about you. All that is utter garbage compared to the sweet, sweet thrill of plunging one's throbbing member into a tight, virgin fuck hole that has never known another penis. Feeling her hymen snap like an overwrought rubber band before your advance, and knowing you have CLAIMED her for all eternity. The sad part, lads? We will never get to experience this. Not even a glimpse. Defloration porn is a joke infested with surgically repaired "hymens" and fake maiden's blood, aka strawberry jam. Do you comprehend what I'm telling you? You won't even be able to watch this on your fucking computer screen, that's how intensely sacred an act it is, reserved for Chad and Chad alone. Life without taking a girl's v card is a hollow, empty cosmic joke of an existence. Hilariously, our own virginities mean NOTHING and are even a burden, because of how unfair and imbalanced this gay MMO called life is towards male PCs. It's all over laddybucks.
30503050. <@96677630803197952> stop playing wow!
30513051. omg i hate <@129970490151272458> now
30523052. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
30533053. $User is married to friend now
30543054. My name is Íñigo Quílez (don't worry, you can write 'Inigo Quilez', that's fine). I was born and grew up in San Sebastián (a.k.a. Donostia), a beautiful city in the Basque Country, somewhere in Europe (Spain). I enjoy mathematics, writing, computer graphics, science, skiing (you can't beat me at this one), nature and weird stuff and adventures. I have a resume, an e-mail address: iquilezles@hotmail.com, a Shadertoy account, a Youtube channel, a Facebook page, a Twitter stream and a after 18 years of writing here during my spare time, now that I'm starting to have less of it I have a Patreon page where you can help me allocate actual time if you want so I can create more and better content for this page.
30553055. $User invites $target into his room for large lewds and great sexytimes.
30563056. $User gives $target a big ol' birthday spanking
30573057. $ <@140950447300149248> gives $ <@164171368517206016> an ice cream paint job
30583058. accidentally posted this as a comment on another thread but meant as a separate post. wish this was a joke. spent a few weeks speaking to my wife about crypto and she finally agreed to let me spend 30k which was a substantial chunk of our savings on crypto. bought a portfolio of a few bitcoins and some ether basically at the ath. soon found this board and was enjoying myself after work. (I'm in late 20s). after whats happened over the last 2 days my wife has been hysterical towards me and i found out a few hours ago that she logged into our account and sold the crypto at a giant loss. we had a massive fight and i ended up hitting her. she left and a little while back she told me she will be divorcing me and she has driven back to her parents house. I'm sitting here typing this because i don't have much family or friends to talk to and this is the place where I've spent my tie over the last few weeks. dont let this shit affect your relationships fellas. i fucked up big time and now I'm paying the price. lost my savings and my wife. luckily we don't have children so thats a silver lining i suppose.
30593059. {You must have a Bui Goldâ„¢ account to see this yiff}
30603060. Listen. Buddy. Chum. Friend. I do not give a single shit about what you have to say. Not one shit. Not half a shit. Not one quarter of a shit. Not one eighth of a shit. I am shitless and I can't give what I don't have. If you reached up my butthole looking for a shit that I could give you, you would fail. If you came up and asked me "hey bro can I get a shit?" I would tell you "sorry man I'm fresh out of shits, and I won't have more in stock till next week. Fucks aren't looking so hot either."
30613061. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpHU0LyWdIQ wake up
30623062. $User sits on $target's face while <@164171368517206016> watches
30633063. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196789012483145728/360224153669861378/fly.png
30643064. get away from me freak
30653065. $User uses the seven pieces of Orichalcummies to create the Ultima Yiff
30663066. JipC is gay
30673067. when is JipC not gay
30683068. huggu
30693069. $User can now feel their tongue and see their nose
30703070. If you piss in the sink, you're cucking the toilet
30713071. ratboy checks his digits once again
30723072. http://lunallaun.tumblr.com/post/166102704814
30733073. $User teacher $target about the religious experience that is their First Cum-Mew-Nyan
30743074. $User violently cock vores $target down their cock and into their balls, where $target slowly becomes nothing but cum and bones. Game Over Try Again
30753075. $User drinks a potion that turns their cum into poison and decides to assassinate $target with their dick
30763076. $User gets up from the toilet and bends over for $target , who was patiently kneeling at their feet before getting to work
30773077. $User classlessly classifies classes a collage of clover clown clones by clussy and cologne, coloquially, in clussification class
30783078. $User fucks $target in the ass while $random sits in the closet, dressed as superman
30793079. $User becomes $target 's sex slave, permanently. A single tug of the coller, and $User is on the ground, kissing and licking at $target's feet.
30803080. $User is madly in love with $random, but $target wants them all to themself. $target ties both up, and mercilessly and sexually tortures the two.
30813081. Klonoa the Dream Traveler arrests $target in their sleep.
30823082. $target gets sized up by $User at the public bathhouse before getting propositioned for the buttsex
30833083. https://static1.e621.net/data/4b/1c/4b1c82e091a613f7e523e2e6eb78e54a.jpg
30843084. $User asks <@156991121552048129> to let him poke around his cute squishy maw
30853085. Jesus Christ $random, I'm just gonna suck $target's dick
30863086. I can't believe $random named his penis The Final Solution
30873087. Welcome to my modest pharmacy. Here they like to use the mysterious power of carrots to heal the spirit of the body of water. We want to help people, whoever they are. We grow carrots on the border and make sure that the animals do not eat. If the kernel has traces of animal bites, they are placed in a special closed area and cleaned, so that the devil's juice will not hurt you. We also use special carrot noises. Little is known, you hear the low-frequency noise of a rabbit from carrots. With the help of special methods, we can hear the sound and use them to alleviate the pain of others. Thank you for the trust of the pharmacy to the pharmacy's core.
30883088. Dear European whites. And I specify "whites," because, whatever you say about le 56%, you're on the same path, except you're disarmed. You have no recourse. Do you really think you're getting your women un-raped, or your country un-Islamized, by dogpiling on other whites who are being subjected to the same thing that's making your people into a Smithsonian exhibit 20 years from now? There's a reason the 56% thing exists, and it's the same reason your countries are turning into rape-a-paloozas, why London has a Muslim mayor, why Germany's chancellor keeps letting in thousands of jihadis, etc. You think you're somehow winning with this? You fucking dolts, you're all equally as fucked as any of us, and instead of weeding out the root cause, you turn on your OWN. My fiancee was right when she said not all whites deserve to live. You're WORSE than race traitors and coalburners, you know the TRUTH and use it to do what? Wage bizarro pissing contests to see who's the most cucked? Laugh at one another while your entire race across the world slides into oblivion? Good job, you're really "redpilled," except you're too chickenshit to organize and rise up as a people to preserve yourselves, and feel safer taking potshots at each other than deconstructing the ZOG you bemoan here 24/7. 56% here should alarm you, not tickle you. We're at this point WITH firearms. Where do you see yourselves in a few decades without them? The time for fratricide and subverting ourselves was over a long time ago. Now it's too late.
30893089. $User bakes $target some cockolate yiff cookies
30903090. I also have a serious medical condition called Hemophilia A. Hemophilia is a condition with a bleeding disorder. If I get hit by anything, I get bruises really easy. When I get cut, I start bleeding and the bleeding doesn't stop. The worst part of it bleeds. When I get a bleed, I start feeling something in my joints in my elbows and ankles. To prevent the bleeds, I have to get infused with the medicine that helps the bleeding. I don't bleed outside, I bleed inside.
30913091. $User dons his clown outfit and assumes his secret persona Fuckos the Clown and distributes pornography leaflets throughout the local high school
30923092. $User attempts to do British roleplay in bed and $target nearly pisses himself laughing when $User says "Oh bugger me face! Right there! Oh bugger spunk me, spunk me! Bugger me in the face!"
30933093. Kick me in the cunt! Kick me in the vag! Show no _murr_cy, _squash my nads!_
30943094. Kick me in the cunt! Kick me in the vag! Show no *murr*cy, _squash my nads!_
30953095. $target's small business goes bankrupt due to repeated shoplifting offences, <@157405934816198657> considers it a due vengeance for drumpf getting 2 whole scoops
30963096. $User ties up $target and masturbates him with a warm banana peel
30973097. $User brings up a solid, maybe even flawless point in argument but $target quickly creates a cyber-bully guild and proceeds to attack you instead
30983098. $User and $random lock the door to $channel, then put $target on the fucking machine using rope.
30993099. yiff 1878 fucking sucked
31003100. $target licks and sucks on $User 's toes like lollipops
31013101. $User empties a bucket of spiders on $target's face
31023102. Based Brown Pill Spammer (tm) here. Somebody apperantly beat me to the punch at making this a board. I did not make this board.A few things:1. I am not a bot spammer. I have never used bots or any foul play. Each and every Brown Pill has been lovingly hand-crafted and posted manually.2. I am the one who wrote and started the Brown Pill, but I have noticed a few people who are not me posting the Brown Pill on other boards; so don't just assume it's all one person, it's not.3. I did not make nor am I in charge of this board.4. If you know of any boards that need a good brown pilling let me know and I'll post one there; assuming I'm not already banned. To date I've been banned hundreds of times; it can be hard to keep track.So without further ado, a brown pill:Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.==14/88 white power my friends==
31033103. $random pets <@150605373269606400> for being a good boy
31043104. $User stuffs <@122561983353585665> into $random's maw. $target jerks himself off while watching
31053105. $User asks <@168209090667872258> to let him poke around his cute squishy maw
31063106. $User asks $target to let him poke around his cute squishy maw
31073107. $random swallows <@122561983353585665>
31083108. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255114696070266880/379075104510050314/unknown.png quick rundown
31093109. POT OF HERITAGE ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE ETHNICITIES. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF HERITAGE WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE ETHNICITIES. I WILL PLAY THE RACE CARD, POT OF HERITAGE, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW ETHNICITIES. THIS RACE CARD ALLOWS ME TO TAKE TWO RACE CARDS FROM MY ANCESTRY AND ADD THEM TO MY GENETICS. THE RACE CARD, POT OF HERITAGE LETS ME DRAW TWO NEW ETHNICITES FROM MY ANCESTRY. POT OF HERITAGE ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE ETHNICITIES.
31103110. https://booru.pory.lol/post/list/userid%3A108468933178212352/51
31113111. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255114696070266880/383007326862311437/unknown.png
31123112. do you resent people who make products and try to do business that much? how the hell are you going to financially poise yourself for success with that kind of attitude, yes some businesses suck, yes you can argue me spamming omegle is immoral, yes I know this. But at the same time; genuinely we have to accept that the users of Omegle have been shat on for decades by Leif K. Brooks who simply doesn't give a shit about them and has done nothing to fix the bot problem of his website; Emerald is there to give peoeple and alternative; if you don't like it that's fair enough; but why the hate? I just don't get it. because I tried? sure I TRIED yes, it was hard but I did it I TRIED to do something good, is that such a bad thing? is it so bad that I tried to help people find a non-botted site and at the same time create a cool job for myself that pays the bills, is that really so bad? seriously guys c'mon
31133113. https://i.imgur.com/xoo80BE.png
31143114. $User tells $target that he do the mean that sexy?
31153115. mmm
31163116. https://puu.sh/yB9YV/a57c0e0c30.png
31173117. $User saw mommy tickling santa $target last night
31183118. https://78.media.tumblr.com/c9af7f37e0d0914f45e3f453aa69d47c/tumblr_ovzikaW1Vw1w6dp3zo1_1280.png
31193119. $User names his new forbidden sex jutsu "The Bowel Movement"
31203120. whatever, I already gave my reasons for not using discord, instead of explaining that discord was the only thing they use and they wouldn't use flist often enough to justify making one, he remained silent in emails and pressured my ass on /vp/ for nearly a week straight to make a discord, only to throw an autistic fit at the end of things that I had to spend several hours damage controlling. I ended up calling his ass out when he fucked up by not only posting outright porn in the form of a request that I got a delivery for back in april, but he also posted it under a filename that was different from what I sent it to him in the email before he asked for me to send him more fetish art. he stopped spamming new threads not long after I contacted him asking if he had anything to do with the spam. I can't be bothered to check right now, but I believe he said something along the lines of "I hope this doesn't affect what we have planned," after which I tried to get an explanation out of him, which I never got. I don't care how long it has been, I refuse to RP with anyone that childish, and at this point, I don't think I even want to know what his fucked up justification is. this shit is why I use flist exclusively
31213121. might as well let you in on something about the primarina in this picture. she's my rp character, and she's drinking peppermint tea because it helps her pass gas
31223122. I do not have personal experience with this, but have a similar fetish and so run into others online that have a lot of experience with this. They say that despite the smell, it surprisingly does not have much of a taste and even when it does it is pretty bland. Apparently spices and high salt or sugar content does alter the taste in the expected ways, but it won’t taste awful or taste like what the person ate. Something that you may find interesting, or make you laugh, or disgust you… apparently some kinds of medicines like Pepto-Bismol do make it taste terrible.
31233123. Likes: Spicy food, Vore (fatal and non-fatal), Being a Tomboy and dressing like a boy (when female only!), Diapers, fetish stuff, bondage, Anal stuff, eating others, having wet and messy fun with friends <333, ~~DABBING AT HATERS~~, being gagged (if wanted maybe???), making friends ^///w///^
31243124. $User Hi reader in $channel, it seems you use $channel a lot; that's great! It's a little awkward to ask, but this Sunday we need your help. It's December 31 and time is running out to help in 2017. We’re not salespeople. We’re librarians, archivists, and information junkies. We depend on donations averaging €10, but fewer than 1% of readers give. If you donate just €2, the price of your Sunday coffee, $channel could keep thriving. Thank you.
31253125. .tweet test
31263126. According to Arc I'm a lazy butt. Yes, that is true, I originally had Katy Perry lyrics copy/pasted here to make my profile look big. ;D
31273127. https://puu.sh/z05iV/f93bcf90a2.png
31283128. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390293674992467968/401847064742592514/truth.png
31293129. * $User vapes menacingly *
31303130. $User blushes furiously as $target finds out his secret and most embarassing fetish, to have someone enunciate "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" while giving them a blowjob
31313131. $target teaches $User about the magically horrific world of pube boogers. $User can never look $target straight in the eye ever again. Or homosexually, even. God fucking damn, $target. Holy shit. Fuck.
31323132. $User compares $target's face to a canvas with his dick as the brush. "Excellent," $target says, "now draw my fursona"
31333133. $User becomes concerned when the condom $target puts on is called the Inseminator Penetrator
31343134. $User presses F to pay respects for the late $target
31353135. $User plucks his taint like a banjo during intercourse and instantly shrivels $target's boner
31363136. $User pulls a totally epic prank on $target IN THA HOOD
31373137. $User attempts to sabotage an orgy by reading Eustace and Courage porn fanfic aloud and a part of him dies when he finds that it only fueled their passionate fire
31383138. $User keeps screaming but $target doesn't hear them.
31393139. $target motions for $random to come over and they both spy on $User, who is currently playing with $target's dildos like they were airplane toys. As $User crashes the massive horse cock (with added noises) into the ground after taking a barrage of moneyshots from the knot brigade, $target snaps a picture and says it's the purest most impure thing they've ever seen.
31403140. Have you ever thought about chewing a mouthful of cheese crackers with your mouth open and then blowing all the dry bits out over the table? Just unleash a gale of breath to create a crushed cracker flurry? You ever think about it? Huh? Huh?! You ever think about that, motherfucker? Well? $User? _Have you?!_
31413141. https://puu.sh/rTfGA/7547ff6ead.png
31423142. My clumps, my clumps, my lovely shady dumps