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4 <p>Cgrep is a grep tool suitable for searching in large code repositories. It supports 30 programming languages and searches that go beyond the simple pattern matching. It enables context-aware filtering and semantic searches through wildcard and combinators.</p>
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10<p>Ask professors about important physics lectures, and they'll probably point you toward Richard Feynman's famous 1964 talks. They led to one of the most popular physics books ever (over 1.5 million English copies sold) and helped generations understand concepts like quantum mechanics. They've been available to the public for a few years now, but there hasn't been an easy, legal way to read them online... until now, that is. The California Institute of Technology has <a href="http://feynmanlectures.caltech.edu/">finished publishing</a> Feynman's lectures in a free, HTML5-based viewer that lets you read on any device with a modern web browser. Even the equations and diagrams are visible on small screens. You're sadly not allowed to grab offline copies, but these web versions may be perfect for brushing up on the fundamentals of energy and matter before a big test -- even if you have to study on your smartphone.</p>
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14<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/science/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Science</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/internet/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Internet</a></p>
15<p><strong><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2014/09/01/feynman-lectures-reach-the-web/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&ncid=rss_full&utm_campaign=Engadget#comments">Comments</a></strong></p>
16<p><strong>Via:</strong> <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/142221/All-three-volumes-of-The-Feynman-Lectures-on-Physics-are-now-online" target="_blank">MetaFilter</a><!--//-->, <a href="http://www.openculture.com/2014/08/the-feynman-lectures-on-physics-the-most-popular-physics-book-ever-written-now-completely-online.html" target="_blank">Open Culture</a><!--//-->, <a href="http://science.slashdot.org/story/14/08/31/1234251/feynman-lectures-released-free-online?utm_source=slashdot&utm_medium=twitter" target="_blank">Slashdot</a><!--//--></p>
17<p><strong>Source:</strong> <a href="http://feynmanlectures.caltech.edu/" target="_blank">California Institute of Technology</a><!--//--></p></body></html>
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21 <p>GlassWire displays your network activity on an easy to understand graph while searching for unusual Internet behavior that could indicate malware or violations of your privacy. Once unusual network activity is discovered you’re instantly alerted with detailed information so you can protect your computer, privacy, and data.</p>
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27<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>An anonymous reader writes: Rumors of back door access to Skype have plagued the communication software for the better part of a decade. Even if it's not true, Skype is owned by Microsoft, which is beholden to data requests from law enforcement. Because of these issues, a group of developers started work on Tox, which aims to rebuild the functionality of Skype with an emphasis on privacy. "The main thing the Tox team is trying to do, besides provide encryption, is create a tool that requires no central servers whatsoever—not even ones that you would host yourself. It relies on the same technology that BitTorrent uses to provide direct connections between users, so there's no central hub to snoop on or take down."</p><p/><div class="share_submission" style="position:relative;"> <a class="slashpop" href="http://twitter.com/home?status=Tox%2C+a+Skype+Replacement+Built+On+'Privacy+First'%3A+http%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2F1B9fenV"><img src="http://a.fsdn.com/sd/twitter_icon_large.png"/></a> <a class="slashpop" href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftech.slashdot.org%2Fstory%2F14%2F09%2F01%2F2210246%2Ftox-a-skype-replacement-built-on-privacy-first%3Futm_source%3Dslashdot%26utm_medium%3Dfacebook"><img src="http://a.fsdn.com/sd/facebook_icon_large.png"/></a> <a class="nobg" href="http://plus.google.com/share?url=http://tech.slashdot.org/story/14/09/01/2210246/tox-a-skype-replacement-built-on-privacy-first?utm_source=slashdot&utm_medium=googleplus" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.href,'', 'menubar=no,toolbar=no,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes,height=600,width=600');return false;"><img src="http://www.gstatic.com/images/icons/gplus-16.png" alt="Share on Google+"/></a> </div><p><a href="http://tech.slashdot.org/story/14/09/01/2210246/tox-a-skype-replacement-built-on-privacy-first?utm_source=rss1.0moreanon&utm_medium=feed">Read more of this story</a> at Slashdot.</p><br clear="all"/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/></body></html>
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35<p>We are proud to present LuneOS! Read the official release on <a href="https://twitter.com/pivotCE">@pivotCE</a> <a href="http://t.co/ht2c3RlrV8">http://t.co/ht2c3RlrV8</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/LuneOSishere?src=hash">#LuneOSishere</a></p>
36- webOS Ports (@webosports) <a href="https://twitter.com/webosports/statuses/506551334225846272">September 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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38<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/cellphones/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Cellphones</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/mobile/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Mobile</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/hp/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">HP</a></p>
39<p><strong><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2014/09/02/webos-port-renamed-luneos/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&ncid=rss_full&utm_campaign=Engadget#comments">Comments</a></strong></p>
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41<p><strong>Source:</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://pivotce.com/2014/09/01/official-release-of-luneos-and-project-updates/">PivotCE</a><!--//--></p></body></html>
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256, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
257, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/vintage">vintage</a>
258, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/children">children</a>
259, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/after-12">after 12</a>
260, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
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285, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
286, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/Pillow">Pillow</a>
287, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/dating">dating</a>
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314, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
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341, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/t-shirts">t shirts</a>
342, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/too-close">too close</a>
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368, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/nose">nose</a>
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394, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/accidental-sexy">accidental sexy</a>
395, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/oh-god-why">oh god why</a>
396, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/fail-nation">fail nation</a>
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403]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8356296704]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[halloween,accidental sexy,oh god why,fail nation]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-10-24 23:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:f7180a039f4eab9c86424981428fa4be6e466e0c]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Sometimes You Just Don't Want that Kiss]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
404<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
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406
407
408 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8357183232/h55B690BD/" id="_r_a_8357183232" width="460" height="251" alt="Sometimes You Just Don't Want that Kiss" title="Sometimes You Just Don't Want that Kiss"/></div>
409<div>
410
411</div>
412<div>
413 <p>
414 Submitted by:
415 (via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Philchil23">Phil Chill23</a>)
416 </p>
417</div>
418 <div>
419 Tagged:
420 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/han-solo">Han Solo</a>
421, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
422, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/kissing">kissing</a>
423, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/princess-leia">Princess Leia</a>
424, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
425, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/dating">dating</a>
426 </div>
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432]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8357183232]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[han solo,funny,kissing,princess leia,g rated,dating]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-10-26 13:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:1a4761b5a449a8f946f40821ee4fd1df4ede426f]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Korea is Taking the Double Down to the Next Level]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
433<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
434<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
435
436
437 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8357398528/hB96DA23D/" id="_r_a_8357398528" width="500" height="582" alt="Korea is Taking the Double Down to the Next Level" title="Korea is Taking the Double Down to the Next Level"/></div>
438<div>
439 <p>Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.</p>
440
441</div>
442<div>
443 <p>
444 Submitted by:
445 (via <a href="http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-new-double-down-burger-is-even-more-ridiculous-tha-1649683143">Sploid</a>)
446 </p>
447</div>
448 <div>
449 Tagged:
450 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/shut-up-and-take-my-money">shut up and take my money</a>
451, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/kfc">kfc</a>
452, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/oh-god-why">oh god why</a>
453, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/food">food</a>
454, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
455, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/win">win</a>
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462]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8357398528]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[shut up and take my money,kfc,oh god why,food,g rated,win]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-10-26 22:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:d1c8e93b478a3b3a1e1ab97ebc73c8699f94ba1d]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Comic: Underworld, Part One]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
463<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
464<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div id="comicFrame"><a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/" title="Next"><img src="http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-JL3t8zH/0/1050x10000/i-JL3t8zH-1050x10000.jpg" alt="Underworld, Part One"/></a></div></body></html>
465]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2014/10/27]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Penny Arcade]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feedex.net/feed/feeds.penny-arcade.com/pa-mainsite/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-10-27 07:01:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:37cb656b9c99341941beb02aa9721e609dea102a]]></guid><title><![CDATA[How it Works]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
466<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
467<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
468
469
470 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8357088768/h70BE497B/" id="_r_a_8357088768" width="500" height="333" alt="How it Works" title="How it Works"/></div>
471<div>
472
473</div>
474<div>
475 <p>
476 Submitted by:
477 (via <a href="http://thebernardbert.tumblr.com/post/55711280918">thebernardbert</a>)
478 </p>
479</div>
480 <div>
481 Tagged:
482 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/monday-thru-friday">monday thru friday</a>
483, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/sign">sign</a>
484, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
485 </div>
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490</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/ikl2cmzq-As" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
491]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8357088768]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[monday thru friday,sign,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-10-27 13:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:7d650981950e019e44a9468d496ec89028471a2c]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Photo]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
492<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
493<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><img src="http://38.media.tumblr.com/9adc97d4da456b6b5e38dcb634c9ca81/tumblr_ne42v3QLfN1tvespno1_500.png"/><br/><br/></body></html>
494]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://tldrwikipedia.tumblr.com/post/101094456213]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[TL;DR Wikipedia]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://tldrwikipedia.tumblr.com/rss]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-10-27 16:23:27]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:125f788a60d91bb4b445c2c4f1e157bf679f5c72]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Ouch]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
495<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
496<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
497
498
499 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8354198784/h1E771CFE/" id="_r_a_8354198784" width="500" height="497" alt="Ouch" title="Ouch"/></div>
500<div>
501
502</div>
503<div>
504 <p>
505 Submitted by:
506 (via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2ivo96/and_this_is_why_my_wife_doesnt_breast_feed/">idmfk</a>)
507 </p>
508</div>
509 <div>
510 Tagged:
511 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/baby">baby</a>
512, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/bottle">bottle</a>
513, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/ouch">ouch</a>
514, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/parenting">parenting</a>
515, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
516 </div>
517<div>
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521</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/iGwWVy9dQRY" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
522]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8354198784]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[baby,bottle,ouch,parenting,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-10-27 16:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:009ade41df23692be842e42fba3ede453e0493af]]></guid><title><![CDATA[The Best Watch Ever]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
523<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
524<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
525
526
527 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8358219264/hB8FE3DF7/" id="_r_a_8358219264" width="293" height="640" alt="The Best Watch Ever" title="The Best Watch Ever"/></div>
528<div>
529
530</div>
531<div>
532 <p>
533 Submitted by:
534 (via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/mitchmatch1">MitchMatch1</a>)
535 </p>
536</div>
537 <div>
538 Tagged:
539 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/beer">beer</a>
540, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/drunk">drunk</a>
541, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/watch">watch</a>
542, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/pub">pub</a>
543, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
544, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/after-12">after 12</a>
545 </div>
546<div>
547 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8358219264" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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550</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/AOvhec_TNC0" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
551]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8358219264]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[beer,drunk,watch,pub,funny,after 12]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-10-27 22:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:cc6ecde89bf9c14a54f806e310584550258e95e0]]></guid><title><![CDATA[And Not a Second Before]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
552<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
553<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
554
555
556 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8355085568/hB6DFFEFB/" id="_r_a_8355085568" width="500" height="375" alt="And Not a Second Before" title="And Not a Second Before"/></div>
557<div>
558
559</div>
560<div>
561 <p>
562 Submitted by:
563 (via <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/93800644/i-will-start-working-when-my-coffee-does?ref=shop_home_active_2">Bella Jackson Studios Etsy shop</a>)
564 </p>
565</div>
566 <div>
567 Tagged:
568 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/monday-thru-friday">monday thru friday</a>
569, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/spoon">spoon</a>
570, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/etsy">etsy</a>
571, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/coffee">coffee</a>
572, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
573 </div>
574<div>
575 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8355085568" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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579]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8355085568]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[monday thru friday,spoon,etsy,coffee,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-10-28 11:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:46fd3e66950583ae0c811b88dfff980d651b9e20]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Deliciously Evil]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
580<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
581<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
582
583
584 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8356910080/h8BB71880/" id="_r_a_8356910080" width="500" height="578" alt="Deliciously Evil" title="Deliciously Evil"/></div>
585<div>
586
587</div>
588<div>
589 <p>
590 Submitted by:
591 (via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2dofqs/i_found_a_horribly_fun_way_to_disappoint_my_kids/">hoosiername</a>)
592 </p>
593</div>
594 <div>
595 Tagged:
596 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/breakfast">breakfast</a>
597, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/air-freshener">air freshener</a>
598, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/kids">kids</a>
599, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/cinnamon-rolls">cinnamon rolls</a>
600, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/parenting">parenting</a>
601, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/prank">prank</a>
602, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
603 </div>
604<div>
605 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8356910080" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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608</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/qXvPPCixkPM" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
609]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8356910080]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[breakfast,air freshener,kids,cinnamon rolls,parenting,prank,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-10-28 20:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:9fdc04a3eb0e9a9ef31a7bb0c1335c9f3321d44f]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Your Seafood Pasta Came With a Special Friend!]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
610<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
611<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
612
613
614 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8355353600/h848F67D9/" id="_r_a_8355353600" width="500" height="1097" alt="Your Seafood Pasta Came With a Special Friend!" title="Your Seafood Pasta Came With a Special Friend!"/></div>
615<div>
616
617</div>
618<div>
619 <p>
620 Submitted by:
621 (via <a href="http://www.bromygod.com/2014/10/21/oh-things-tumblr/">Bro My God</a>)
622 </p>
623</div>
624 <div>
625 Tagged:
626 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/food">food</a>
627, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/girlfriend">girlfriend</a>
628, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/pasta">pasta</a>
629, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/tumblr">tumblr</a>
630, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
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671<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p class="first-text">Python is one of the best programming languages to learn first. As you get started, this one-page reference sheet of variables, methods, and formatting options could come in quite handy.</p><p>Provided by Dave Child, the cheat sheet includes both built-in system and operating system variables, as well as standard methods for working with lists, files, and strings—and more. You can download it for free in PDF or PNG version or view it online at the link below. Or right-click on the image here to save it:</p><p class="has-media media-640"><img class="transform-ku-xlarge" src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KuODXGNc--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/x8vc1hbyzzwhxdq7qaxe.png" width="636" height="864" alt="Keep This Python Cheat Sheet on Hand When Learning to Code" data-chomp-id="x8vc1hbyzzwhxdq7qaxe" data-asset-url="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KuODXGNc--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/x8vc1hbyzzwhxdq7qaxe.png" data-format="png"/></p><p><a href="https://www.addedbytes.com/cheat-sheets/python-cheat-sheet/" target="_blank">Python Cheat Sheet</a> | AddedBytes</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lifehacker/vip/~4/u85UsbP84mY" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
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782, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
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810, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
811, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
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821<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
822
823
824 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8380848128/hD4F1A9DA/" id="_r_a_8380848128" width="500" height="529" alt="An Honest Wedding Invitation" title="An Honest Wedding Invitation"/></div>
825<div>
826
827</div>
828<div>
829 <p>
830 Submitted by:
831 (via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/fuckdowney">F*ckdowney</a>)
832 </p>
833</div>
834 <div>
835 Tagged:
836 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/invitation">invitation</a>
837, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/wedding">wedding</a>
838, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
839, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/parents">parents</a>
840, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/dating">dating</a>
841 </div>
842<div>
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847]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8380848128]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[invitation,wedding,funny,parents,dating]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-20 13:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:a67ae4bdb2d1ebd809887fdeafcbc4c81c315628]]></guid><title><![CDATA[From the Hit Disney Film "Platonic Polygonal Frozen"]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
848<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
849<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
850
851
852 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8380961536/hE1172621/" id="_r_a_8380961536" width="500" height="458" alt="From the Hit Disney Film "Platonic Polygonal Frozen"" title="From the Hit Disney Film "Platonic Polygonal Frozen""/></div>
853<div>
854
855</div>
856<div>
857 <p>
858 Submitted by:
859 (via <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/866308-frozen">Know Your Meme</a>)
860 </p>
861</div>
862 <div>
863 Tagged:
864 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/tumblr">tumblr</a>
865, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/frozen">frozen</a>
866, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/snowman">snowman</a>
867, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
868, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
869 </div>
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875]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8380961536]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[tumblr,frozen,snowman,failbook,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-20 17:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:aefbeace2f1d040a264e6f237c182abbfcd98fe7]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Dad Humor Has Reached its Zenith]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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877<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
878
879
880 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8380985600/h4970D927/" id="_r_a_8380985600" width="499" height="265" alt="Dad Humor Has Reached its Zenith" title="Dad Humor Has Reached its Zenith"/></div>
881<div>
882
883</div>
884<div>
885 <p>
886 Submitted by:
887 (via <a href="http://anderson-hummel.tumblr.com/post/43264995048/anderson-hummel-my-brother-just-walked-into-my">anderson-hummel</a>)
888 </p>
889</div>
890 <div>
891 Tagged:
892 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/tumblr">tumblr</a>
893, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/dad-jokes">dad jokes</a>
894, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/puns">puns</a>
895, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
896, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
897 </div>
898<div>
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903]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8380985600]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[tumblr,dad jokes,puns,failbook,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-20 19:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:c4a91ad3db8303e6ceff0ab3485c68443ecd0605]]></guid><title><![CDATA[You Know What I Meant, Dad]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
904<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
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906
907
908 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8380555264/h9B6500FF/" id="_r_a_8380555264" width="396" height="700" alt="You Know What I Meant, Dad" title="You Know What I Meant, Dad"/></div>
909<div>
910
911</div>
912<div>
913 <p>
914 Submitted by:
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916 </p>
917</div>
918 <div>
919 Tagged:
920 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/hair">hair</a>
921, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/hotdog-bun">hotdog bun</a>
922, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/dad-jokes">dad jokes</a>
923, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/puns">puns</a>
924, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/parenting">parenting</a>
925, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
926 </div>
927<div>
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934<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
935
936
937 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8380768512/h98CAE526/" id="_r_a_8380768512" width="500" height="375" alt="He's too Drunk to Know It's Not Gonna Happen Tonight" title="He's too Drunk to Know It's Not Gonna Happen Tonight"/></div>
938<div>
939
940</div>
941<div>
942 <p>
943 Submitted by:
944 (via <a href="http://russiansandgod.tumblr.com/post/102952818317">Russians and God</a>)
945 </p>
946</div>
947 <div>
948 Tagged:
949 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/beer">beer</a>
950, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/statue">statue</a>
951, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/too-drunk">too drunk</a>
952, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
953, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/after-12">after 12</a>
954, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
955 </div>
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962<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
963<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
964
965
966 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8380593408/hD8422E82/" id="_r_a_8380593408" width="500" height="669" alt="Retail Workers Know Their Memes" title="Retail Workers Know Their Memes"/></div>
967<div>
968
969</div>
970<div>
971 <p>
972 Submitted by:
973 (via <a href="http://www.retailhellunderground.com/my_weblog/2013/02/when-memes-hit-the-store-and-slaves-hit-their-limit.html">Retail Hell Underground</a>)
974 </p>
975</div>
976 <div>
977 Tagged:
978 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/monday-thru-friday">monday thru friday</a>
979, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/retail">retail</a>
980, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/condescending-wonka">condescending wonka</a>
981, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/Memes">Memes</a>
982, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
983 </div>
984<div>
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989]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8380593408]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[monday thru friday,retail,condescending wonka,memes,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-22 17:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:e6ff259df288323e5e04aca2860f0868f296a98d]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Benjamin Franklin ALWAYS Has His Blinker on and Everything]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
990<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
991<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
992
993
994 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8382565376/hA875C362/" id="_r_a_8382565376" width="400" height="600" alt="Benjamin Franklin ALWAYS Has His Blinker on and Everything" title="Benjamin Franklin ALWAYS Has His Blinker on and Everything"/></div>
995<div>
996
997</div>
998<div>
999 <p>
1000 Submitted by:
1001 (via <a href="https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies">hotdogsladies</a>)
1002 </p>
1003</div>
1004 <div>
1005 Tagged:
1006 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/twitter">twitter</a>
1007, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/benjamin-franklin">Benjamin Franklin</a>
1008, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/tumblr">tumblr</a>
1009, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/parking">parking</a>
1010, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
1011, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1012 </div>
1013<div>
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1019<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1020<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
1021
1022
1023 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8381732864/h0C10D7A8/" id="_r_a_8381732864" width="500" height="500" alt="Ready to Add the Santaur to Your Christmas Tree?" title="Ready to Add the Santaur to Your Christmas Tree?"/></div>
1024<div>
1025
1026</div>
1027<div>
1028 <p>
1029 Submitted by:
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1031 </p>
1032</div>
1033 <div>
1034 Tagged:
1035 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/christmas">christmas</a>
1036, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/decoration">decoration</a>
1037, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/santa">santa</a>
1038, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1039, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/win">win</a>
1040 </div>
1041<div>
1042 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8381732864" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1046]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8381732864]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[christmas,decoration,santa,g rated,win]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-23 13:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:0c3411ec7b29a8dc7a384b96f3da55529a1845c3]]></guid><title><![CDATA[How to Make Every Programmer Your Sworn Enemy]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1047<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1048<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
1049
1050
1051 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8380982784/hB9478E92/" id="_r_a_8380982784" width="500" height="638" alt="How to Make Every Programmer Your Sworn Enemy" title="How to Make Every Programmer Your Sworn Enemy"/></div>
1052<div>
1053
1054</div>
1055<div>
1056 <p>
1057 Submitted by:
1058 (via <a href="https://twitter.com/PeterRitchie">PeterRitchie</a>)
1059 </p>
1060</div>
1061 <div>
1062 Tagged:
1063 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/twitter">twitter</a>
1064, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/bad-idea">bad idea</a>
1065, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/evil">evil</a>
1066, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/prank">prank</a>
1067, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
1068 </div>
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1074]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8380982784]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[twitter,bad idea,evil,prank,failbook]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-23 23:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:c4d04cc0e9a98c8e8d954313e3345fbb1824513b]]></guid><title><![CDATA[This Is Not How You Get Boys]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1075<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1076<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
1077
1078
1079 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8383207168/hDA1DEF21/" id="_r_a_8383207168" width="500" height="500" alt="This Is Not How You Get Boys" title="This Is Not How You Get Boys"/></div>
1080<div>
1081
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1083<div>
1084 <p>
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1087 </p>
1088</div>
1089 <div>
1090 Tagged:
1091 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/boys">boys</a>
1092, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/summon">summon</a>
1093, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
1094, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/milkshake">milkshake</a>
1095 </div>
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1100</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/JsxcpsZ5vig" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
1101]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8383207168]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[boys,summon,funny,milkshake]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-24 12:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:47c5e786d0db4e945acaa4b6c285dc7f1dbb8961]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Spinster Has Evolved Into ANGRY SPINSTER]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1102<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
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1104
1105
1106 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8380986368/h5F186210/" id="_r_a_8380986368" width="500" height="438" alt="Spinster Has Evolved Into ANGRY SPINSTER" title="Spinster Has Evolved Into ANGRY SPINSTER"/></div>
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1109</div>
1110<div>
1111 <p>
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1117 Tagged:
1118 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/tumblr">tumblr</a>
1119, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/Cats">Cats</a>
1120, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/true-facts">true facts</a>
1121, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
1122, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1123 </div>
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1128</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/2b7Qo8ykfqo" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
1129]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8380986368]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[tumblr,cats,true facts,failbook,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-24 21:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:9b82e6b5b8d4e9824abdefd83bdfbb5d7dd93a19]]></guid><title><![CDATA[The Judges Say You Need to Work on Your Form]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1130<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1131<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
1132
1133
1134 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8374852352/hBCCA9BD2/" id="_r_a_8374852352" width="348" height="209" alt="The Judges Say You Need to Work on Your Form" title="The Judges Say You Need to Work on Your Form"/></div>
1135<div>
1136
1137</div>
1138<div>
1139 <p>
1140 Submitted by:
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1142 </p>
1143</div>
1144 <div>
1145 Tagged:
1146 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/ouch">ouch</a>
1147, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/gifs">gifs</a>
1148, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/diving-board">diving board</a>
1149, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/pool">pool</a>
1150, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/fail-nation">fail nation</a>
1151, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1152 </div>
1153<div>
1154 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8374852352" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1157</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/9PnvVjl_DUI" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
1158]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8374852352]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[ouch,gifs,diving board,pool,fail nation,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-24 15:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:e4eaad1ce0a6e9e574b3ccc0ee002c95a1275536]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Good Hunting, Bill?]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1159<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1160<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
1161
1162
1163 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8378061568/hA10A3CC9/" id="_r_a_8378061568" width="403" height="403" alt="Good Hunting, Bill?" title="Good Hunting, Bill?"/></div>
1164<div>
1165
1166</div>
1167<div>
1168 <p>
1169 Submitted by:
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1171 </p>
1172</div>
1173 <div>
1174 Tagged:
1175 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/thanksgiving">thanksgiving</a>
1176, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/Turkey">Turkey</a>
1177, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/hunting">hunting</a>
1178, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1179, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/win">win</a>
1180 </div>
1181<div>
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1185</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/7bOb4ohF91Q" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
1186]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8378061568]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[thanksgiving,turkey,hunting,g rated,win]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-24 18:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:d1f028bfed7787e2096d778ec91fe0ba11aad05d]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Thumbs Up!]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1187<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1188<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
1189
1190
1191 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8383162880/hF7E4DD9D/" id="_r_a_8383162880" width="500" height="392" alt="Thumbs Up!" title="Thumbs Up!"/></div>
1192<div>
1193
1194</div>
1195<div>
1196 <p>
1197 Submitted by:
1198 (via <a href="http://imgur.com/fDkZ4fM">chinodelarosa</a>)
1199 </p>
1200</div>
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1202 Tagged:
1203 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/poorly-dressed">poorly dressed</a>
1204, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/fallout">fallout</a>
1205, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/t-shirts">t shirts</a>
1206, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/thumbs-up">thumbs up</a>
1207, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1208 </div>
1209<div>
1210 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8383162880" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1215<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1216<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
1217
1218
1219 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8378331136/h64DD22F4/" id="_r_a_8378331136" width="500" height="649" alt="Seems a Little Cold Out There, Huh?" title="Seems a Little Cold Out There, Huh?"/></div>
1220<div>
1221
1222</div>
1223<div>
1224 <p>
1225 Submitted by:
1226Tesla
1227 </p>
1228</div>
1229 <div>
1230 Tagged:
1231 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/christmas">christmas</a>
1232, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/dude-parts">dude parts</a>
1233, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/accidental-sexy">accidental sexy</a>
1234, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/decorations">decorations</a>
1235, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
1236 </div>
1237<div>
1238 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8378331136" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1241</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/3823iVEWViU" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
1242]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8378331136]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[christmas,dude parts,accidental sexy,decorations,failbook]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-24 20:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:3d9e629888f680be7287fd58bee883557d85cd4d]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Grandma Was Bae Before Bae Was a Thing]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1243<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1244<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
1245
1246
1247 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8380953600/h3ABA7D22/" id="_r_a_8380953600" width="500" height="497" alt="Grandma Was Bae Before Bae Was a Thing" title="Grandma Was Bae Before Bae Was a Thing"/></div>
1248<div>
1249
1250</div>
1251<div>
1252 <p>
1253 Submitted by:
1254 (via <a href="http://browncardigan.com/">Brown Cardigan</a>)
1255 </p>
1256</div>
1257 <div>
1258 Tagged:
1259 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/twitter">twitter</a>
1260, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/grandma">grandma</a>
1261, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/free-stuff">free stuff</a>
1262, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/food">food</a>
1263, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
1264, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1265 </div>
1266<div>
1267 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8380953600" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1270</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/7qkRTkHz6OY" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
1271]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8380953600]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[twitter,grandma,free stuff,food,failbook,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-25 00:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:fe5d945a8810039d947b7b1b66c42c6809e24fdf]]></guid><title><![CDATA[At Least For a Few Hours]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1272<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1273<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
1274
1275
1276 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8379904768/hA65171E7/" id="_r_a_8379904768" width="500" height="333" alt="At Least For a Few Hours" title="At Least For a Few Hours"/></div>
1277<div>
1278
1279</div>
1280<div>
1281 <p>
1282 Submitted by:
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1284 </p>
1285</div>
1286 <div>
1287 Tagged:
1288 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/monday-thru-friday">monday thru friday</a>
1289, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/coffee">coffee</a>
1290, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/truck">truck</a>
1291, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1292 </div>
1293<div>
1294 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8379904768" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1297</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/la-aESWn30g" height="1" width="1"/></body></html>
1298]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8379904768]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[monday thru friday,coffee,truck,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-25 15:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:5c85633e25abd03cf1f9265d0ae93da4ac8439e0]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Which One Are You?]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1299<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1300<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
1301
1302
1303 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8383082496/hEB282318/" id="_r_a_8383082496" width="395" height="700" alt="Which One Are You?" title="Which One Are You?"/></div>
1304<div>
1305
1306</div>
1307<div>
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1314 Tagged:
1315 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/monday-thru-friday">monday thru friday</a>
1316, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/sign">sign</a>
1317, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/Joy">Joy</a>
1318, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/coworkers">coworkers</a>
1319, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
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1329]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://tldrwikipedia.tumblr.com/post/103583722193]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[TL;DR Wikipedia]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://tldrwikipedia.tumblr.com/rss]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-25 22:03:29]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:5267feb6666dc04a0cb0b81d3deb63c3dfe39608]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Charted]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1330<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1331<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><a href="http://www.charted.co">Charted</a>: <blockquote>
1332 <p>Charted is a tool for automatically visualizing data… Give it the link to a data file and Charted returns a beautiful, shareable chart of the data.</p>
1333</blockquote>
1334
1335<p>With support for CSV and Google Spreadsheets.</p></body></html>
1336]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/post/103638738213]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[visualisation,web]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[One Thing Well]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/rss]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-26 15:00:18]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:a39d609c6b84fc91860abcb299f53fb3031026a3]]></guid><title><![CDATA[urlwatch]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1338<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><a href="https://thp.io/2008/urlwatch/">urlwatch</a>: <blockquote>
1339 <p>This script is intended to help you watch URLs and get notified (via email or in your terminal) of any changes. The change notification will include the URL that has changed and a <a href="http://www.artima.com/weblogs/viewpost.jsp?thread=164293" title="unified diff">unified diff</a> of what has changed.</p>
1340</blockquote></body></html>
1341]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/post/103805982794]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[monitoring,web]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[One Thing Well]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/rss]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-28 15:00:18]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:82a8a3379a2bbad21dcdee566b3ca901796227f1]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Well Said]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1346 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8386257920/hC94CB439/" id="_r_a_8386257920" width="500" height="667" alt="Well Said" title="Well Said"/></div>
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1358 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/bud-light">bud light</a>
1359, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/sign">sign</a>
1360, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/dogs">dogs</a>
1361, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/pub">pub</a>
1362, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
1363, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/after-12">after 12</a>
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1370]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8386257920]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[bud light,sign,dogs,pub,funny,after 12]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-11-30 19:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:48b502e93c558a0e453840dd9598117e6375c187]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Ride on, Space Cowboy]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1374
1375 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8387139328/h9497E9C2/" id="_r_a_8387139328" width="500" height="458" alt="twitter,puns,cute,otter,failbook,g rated" title="Ride on, Space Cowboy"/></div>
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1387 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/twitter">twitter</a>
1388, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/puns">puns</a>
1389, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/cute">cute</a>
1390, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/otter">otter</a>
1391, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
1392, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
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1399]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8387139328]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[twitter,puns,cute,otter,failbook,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-12-02 22:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:1d56d0af67b9239819cc11f04a5c3fa4d5345df0]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Looks Like the Spiders Win This Time]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1403
1404 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8387133440/hD960C101/" id="_r_a_8387133440" width="500" height="667" alt="spiders,bug spray,spider,Kill It With Fire,irony,fail nation,g rated" title="Looks Like the Spiders Win This Time"/></div>
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1415 Tagged:
1416 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/spiders">spiders</a>
1417, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/bug-spray">bug spray</a>
1418, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/spider">spider</a>
1419, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/kill-it-with-fire">Kill It With Fire</a>
1420, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/irony">irony</a>
1421, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/fail-nation">fail nation</a>
1422, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
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1429]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8387133440]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[spiders,bug spray,spider,kill it with fire,irony,fail nation,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-12-02 23:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:62ff02082c3ad88c3935410fc3ad7a373373c8c9]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Gifify Creates Animated GIFs from the Command Line]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1430<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1431<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p class="has-media media-640"><img class="transform-List()" src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--naMUM-_l--/jviwikr2ndame0mpr17q.gif" width="636" height="358" alt="Gifify Creates Animated GIFs from the Command Line" data-chomp-id="jviwikr2ndame0mpr17q" data-asset-url="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--naMUM-_l--/jviwikr2ndame0mpr17q.gif" data-format="gif"/></p><p class="first-text">We've covered a ton of <a x-inset="1" href="http://lifehacker.com/the-complete-guide-to-making-animated-gifs-1503276993">different ways to make animated GIFs before</a><inset id="1503276993"/>, but if you're looking for something even simpler, Gifify converts any video into a GIF from the command line. </p><p>Whether you simply don't want to deal with software like Photoshop or GIMP, or you just like the simplicity of the command line, Gifify does pretty much everything you need. You can make GIFs from sections of videos, adjust the output size, add subtitles, adjust the color output, change the speed, and more. Obviously you'll need to be <a x-inset="1" href="http://lifehacker.com/5633909/who-needs-a-mouse-learn-to-use-the-command-line-for-almost-anything">familiar with the command line</a><inset id="5633909"/>, but once you get the hang of it, Gifify is an incredibly fast and easy way to make GIFs. </p><p><a href="https://github.com/vvo/gifify" target="_blank">Gifify</a> | GitHub via <a href="http://onethingwell.org/post/104405750525/gifify" target="_blank">One Thing Well</a></p><img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lifehacker/vip/~4/T5la46Hg9Uc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
1432]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://lifehacker.com/gifify-creates-animated-gifs-from-the-command-line-1667300811]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[downloads,animated gifs,friday fun,linux downloads,mac downloads,windows downloads,command line]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Lifehacker]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.gawker.com/lifehacker/vip]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-12-05 21:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:f5ea6ce10922633952ea11349fa7ae3c7bfe1ab9]]></guid><title><![CDATA[It's Always Acceptable]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1435
1436
1437 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8394100480/hA9962DDF/" id="_r_a_8394100480" width="500" height="500" alt="drunk,wine,coffee,mug,after 12,g rated" title="It's Always Acceptable "/></div>
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1448 Tagged:
1449 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/drunk">drunk</a>
1450, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/wine">wine</a>
1451, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/coffee">coffee</a>
1452, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/mug">mug</a>
1453, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/after-12">after 12</a>
1454, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
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1461]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8394100480]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[drunk,wine,coffee,mug,after 12,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-12-07 13:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:3edea8fbdd187503f3c7a280e564d7300c3d9f99]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Everyone Has Student Loans Nowadays]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1477 Tagged:
1478 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/student-loans">student loans</a>
1479, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/coyote">coyote</a>
1480, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
1481, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/college">college</a>
1482, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1483, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/school-of-fail">School of FAIL</a>
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1492<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p class="has-media media-640"><span class="clear-both flex-video youtube widescreen"><iframe id="youtube-fh_Rg6e4SY8" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/fh_Rg6e4SY8?wmode=transparent&rel=0&autohide=1&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=1" data-chomp-id="fh_Rg6e4SY8" width="640" height="360" class="youtube" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" webkitallowfullscreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen"/></span></p><p class="first-text">As the holidays get closer, it's about time for another tradition: frustratingly wrapping gifts. As the above YouTube video demonstrates, though, there's an easier way.</p><p>This method involves placing your gift at an angle on a pre-cut piece of paper (as opposed to an entire roll). You then follow it up by folding two corners into the center of a broad side of the package, placing one piece of tape on it to hold it down. Flip the package over, folding the rest of the paper along with it, and then fold the remaining two corners onto the center of the opposing broad side of the box. One final piece of tape seals the deal. If describing folding strategies via text isn't terribly helpful, check out the video above to see it in action.</p><p><a href="http://youtu.be/fh_Rg6e4SY8" target="_blank">Gift Wrapping Hack</a> | YouTube via <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisoncaporimo/stop-everything-and-watch-this-one-life-changing-wrapping-ha" target="_blank">BuzzFeed</a></p><img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lifehacker/vip/~4/LqCM7K0QYBU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
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1554<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div id="rss-wrap"> <div><a name="page-1"/></div> <p>After about a year in semi-closed testing, <em>Elite: Dangerous</em> finally <a href="http://elitedangerous.com/">opened its doors to the public</a> this morning. The release of the PC-only space combat and trading simulation comes two years after the game’s successful <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1461411552/elite-dangerous">Kickstarter campaign</a>, and it marks designer David Braben’s return after 19 years to the game universe he co-created with Ian Bell in 1984 with the original <em>Elite.</em></p> <p>A lot has changed with <em>Elite: Dangerous</em> since we first plunked down our $150 to join the game’s "<a href="http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/06/a-few-weeks-in-deep-space-with-the-elite-dangerous-premium-beta/">premium beta</a>" phase back in June. Six months ago, the game allowed you to shoot players and shuttle cargo around in five star systems and gave you five possible ships of varying size and cost in which to do it. Now, there are fifteen ships and <em>billions</em> of systems (although, to be fair, the overwhelming majority of those systems are procedurally generated and unexplored).</p> <p>For the past month, Braben and his team at Frontier Development have been running the game in a pre-release "gamma" stage, activating more and more of the game’s big features and using the ever-growing pool of paying beta testers to stress-test them for stability. At launch, the game features a live, evolving economy of constantly shifting supply and demand, with both players and NPCs moving goods between the web of space stations in the inhabited portions of the galaxy. There’s also an overarching story taking place, with the galaxy’s three main political factions clashing in a struggle for power that players can participate in or ignore as they like.</p> </div><p><a href="http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/12/elite-dangerous-hits-1-0-is-now-available-to-the-public/#p3">Read 3 remaining paragraphs</a> | <a href="http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/12/elite-dangerous-hits-1-0-is-now-available-to-the-public/?comments=1">Comments</a></p><br clear="all"/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/arstechnica/news/~4/sZZOyg3zL48" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
1555]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/12/elite-dangerous-hits-1-0-is-now-available-to-the-public/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[david braben,space simulator,pc games,spaceships,pew pew,pc gaming,space combat,frontier developments,elite,elite dangerous,opposable thumbs,space]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Ars Technica]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.arstechnica.com/arstechnica/news/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-12-16 16:33:23]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:e83e1de4f668d7ab409bbeb589629ea1db0b6ed9]]></guid><title><![CDATA[You're Going to Get All Kinds of Action Under This Thing]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1585]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8409568000]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[christmas,clever,puns,decoration,mistletoe,g rated,win]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2014-12-25 13:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:92027a3281836d3c127eccdadbc8234a4ccbbbc9]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Chromebooks Can Now Run Linux in Its Own Window]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1587<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p class="has-media media-640"><img class="transform-{$size}" src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--YBNzE2Dy--/uottodchlg2qiioqb6nt.png" width="636" height="358" alt="Chromebooks Can Now Run Linux in Its Own Window" data-chomp-id="uottodchlg2qiioqb6nt" data-asset-url="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--YBNzE2Dy--/uottodchlg2qiioqb6nt.png" data-format="png"/></p><p class="first-text">Chrome: You've been able to install and run Linux on Chromebooks for a while, but a new Chrome extension allows you to run it inside a window, without switching back and forth.</p><p>The extension, <a href="https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/crouton-integration/gcpneefbbnfalgjniomfjknbcgkbijom" target="_blank">Crouton Integration</a>, still requires you to enable <a href="http://www.chromium.org/chromium-os/developer-guide" target="_blank">developer mode</a> and install Crouton, but allows you to run Linux right in a window instead of as a full desktop. If you've already installed Crouton, the process to run Linux in a window is easy and detailed over on Googler <span><a href="https://plus.google.com/u/0/+FrancoisBeaufort/posts/JDVkXALPcNq" target="_blank">François Beaufort's Google+ profile</a>. If you haven't installed Linux yet, <a x-inset="1" href="http://lifehacker.com/how-to-install-linux-on-a-chromebook-and-unlock-its-ful-509039343">our guide will get you started</a><inset id="509039343"/>.</span></p><p><a href="https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/crouton-integration/gcpneefbbnfalgjniomfjknbcgkbijom" target="_blank">Crouton Integration</a> | Chrome Web Store via <a href="https://gigaom.com/2014/12/30/chromebooks-can-now-run-linux-in-a-chrome-os-window/" target="_blank">Gigaom</a></p><img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lifehacker/vip/~4/KoT0f0uRSUE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
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1647<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
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1655<div>
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1662 Tagged:
1663 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/ouch">ouch</a>
1664, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/gifs">gifs</a>
1665, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/swing">swing</a>
1666, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/fail-nation">fail nation</a>
1667, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1668 </div>
1669<div>
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1674]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8426098432/funny-prank-gifs-fail]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[ouch,gifs,swing,fail nation,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-01-16 00:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:e9295a92dba72d235eb8e99f00ca50c096aa794d]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Cameyo Runs Windows Applications in the Browser]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1675<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1676<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p class="has-media media-640"><img class="transform-{$size}" src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s---o2MmyO---/ofskztq1ow0iiv3f83b6.jpg" width="636" height="358" alt="Cameyo Runs Windows Applications in the Browser" data-chomp-id="ofskztq1ow0iiv3f83b6" data-asset-url="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s---o2MmyO---/ofskztq1ow0iiv3f83b6.jpg" data-format="jpg"/></p><p class="first-text">Several years ago, we looked at Cameyo which allowed you to create portable versions of <a x-inset="1" href="http://lifehacker.com/5635017/cameyo-creates-a-portable-version-of-just-about-any-program">just about any app</a><inset id="5635017"/>. The company now offers an even cooler service: running Windows apps in a browser window.</p><p>Cameyo comes with a built-in library of many free or open source apps (presumably paid apps will be absent due to licenses). You can also upload your own package files and after a few minutes of processing, you can run the app in its own tab. There are obviously some limitations, since the apps run separately in a virtual environment and you can't access your entire file system, but you can connect the apps to Dropbox to save your settings and files generated within the app itself.</p><p><a href="https://online.cameyo.com/public" target="_blank">Cameyo</a> | via <a href="http://www.intowindows.com/run-windows-apps-from-the-cloud/" target="_blank">Into Windows</a></p><img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lifehacker/vip/~4/EHv0QHv3NdY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
1677]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://lifehacker.com/cameyo-runs-windows-applications-in-the-browser-1679906451]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[virtualization,windows,browser,cloud,portable apps]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Lifehacker]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.gawker.com/lifehacker/vip]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-01-16 14:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:a4e0ff59824108a3fbdc9e356b5732239cde0c55]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Must Have One!]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1678<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
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1682 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8427488000/h1D4124DC/" id="_r_a_8427488000" width="500" height="667" alt="ice cube,ice t,poorly dressed,t shirts,g rated" title="Must Have One!"/></div>
1683<div>
1684 <p>Get yours <a href="http://www.teefury.com/got-tea" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
1685
1686</div>
1687<div>
1688 <p>
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1692</div>
1693 <div>
1694 Tagged:
1695 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/ice-cube">ice cube</a>
1696, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/ice-t">ice t</a>
1697, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/poorly-dressed">poorly dressed</a>
1698, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/t-shirts">t shirts</a>
1699, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
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1706]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8427488000]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[ice cube,ice t,poorly dressed,t shirts,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-01-18 13:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:2ab5903a5b6c4d3227bd5468af8a4ad76e76de5b]]></guid><title><![CDATA[In Case You Have a Bunch of CRTs Lying Around...]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1711 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8426622720/h23CF0069/" id="_r_a_8426622720" width="500" height="373" alt="monday thru friday,monitor,computer,crt,g rated" title="In Case You Have a Bunch of CRTs Lying Around..."/></div>
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1720</div>
1721 <div>
1722 Tagged:
1723 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/monday-thru-friday">monday thru friday</a>
1724, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/monitor">monitor</a>
1725, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/computer">computer</a>
1726, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/crt">crt</a>
1727, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1728 </div>
1729<div>
1730 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8426622720%2fwork-fails-in-case-you-have-a-bunch-of-crts-lying-around" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1734]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8426622720/work-fails-in-case-you-have-a-bunch-of-crts-lying-around]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[monday thru friday,monitor,computer,crt,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-01-20 22:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:6b522fd79bd2c0c54d296e28aec856689a73c3d0]]></guid><title><![CDATA[We're Already in Contention for the Best Headline of 2015]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1735<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
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1737
1738
1739 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8431214592/hA1D314FB/" id="_r_a_8431214592" width="500" height="460" alt="news,pets,Probably bad News,parrot,fail nation,g rated" title="We're Already in Contention for the Best Headline of 2015"/></div>
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1741
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1744 <p>
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1748</div>
1749 <div>
1750 Tagged:
1751 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/news">news</a>
1752, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/pets">pets</a>
1753, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/probably-bad-news">Probably bad News</a>
1754, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/parrot">parrot</a>
1755, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/fail-nation">fail nation</a>
1756, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1757 </div>
1758<div>
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1763]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8431214592/funny-news-fails-headline-parrot]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[news,pets,probably bad news,parrot,fail nation,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-01-21 13:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:ab02e768e0121308fa801e68f9d9d0dd430c96ea]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Kolab Enterprise 14 Released]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
1764<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
1765<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>Kolab Systems has announced the release of Kolab Enterprise 14, the latest version of their open-source groupware solution for email, calendar, contacts, tasks, file storage, data sharing, and other tasks...<img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Phoronix/~4/6fUqpYJjEgg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></p></body></html>
1766]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=Kolab-Enterprise-14-Released]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Phoronix]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/Phoronix]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-01-21 14:53:49]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:bc9bbed8f5d5e315885df66408001cd0c9f3d5c6]]></guid><title><![CDATA[What Are Your Cats Doing When Left Alone?]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1775<div>
1776 <p>
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1780</div>
1781 <div>
1782 Tagged:
1783 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/drunk">drunk</a>
1784, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/Party">Party</a>
1785, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/Cats">Cats</a>
1786, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
1787, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/after-12">after 12</a>
1788 </div>
1789<div>
1790 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8431768064%2fwhat-are-your-cats-do-when-left-alone" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1794]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8431768064/what-are-your-cats-do-when-left-alone]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[drunk,party,cats,funny,after 12]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-01-22 12:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:817b817b65b2ff5423cc84bdf85b3f5b7f05b66d]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Meet a Girl at a Party They Said...]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1810 Tagged:
1811 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/forever-alone">forever alone</a>
1812, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/Party">Party</a>
1813, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
1814, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/dating">dating</a>
1815 </div>
1816<div>
1817 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8431759616%2fdating-fail-meet-a-girl-at-a-party-they-said" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1821]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8431759616/dating-fail-meet-a-girl-at-a-party-they-said]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[forever alone,party,funny,dating]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-01-22 14:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:e2933f77b62b8d1238f463faa87a533b9cc8143f]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Give In To Your Feelings]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1826]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://fashionablygeek.com/costumes/give-in-to-your-feelings/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[knitting,star wars,cosplay]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FashionablyGeek]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feedex.net/feed/feeds2.feedburner.com/fashionablygeek]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-01-22 16:00:25]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:258290b9810dc3648e563cc84253c44610773b03]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Biologic Institute's Groundbreaking Peer-Reviewed Science Has Now Demonstrated the Implausibility of Evolving New Proteins]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1829]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://www.evolutionnews.org/2015/01/biologic_instit_1092941.html]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[evolution]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Evolution News & Views]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feedex.net/feed/www.evolutionnews.org/index.xml]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-01-22 18:51:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:d43c28f4855075a3ba84532228e63409dce91d74]]></guid><title><![CDATA[How Does Your Dating Life Compare?]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1845 Tagged:
1846 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/relationships">relationships</a>
1847, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/lonely">lonely</a>
1848, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
1849, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/dating">dating</a>
1850 </div>
1851<div>
1852 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8431786240%2fdating-fail-how-does-your-dating-life-compare" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1856]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8431786240/dating-fail-how-does-your-dating-life-compare]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[relationships,lonely,funny,dating]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-01-22 22:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:1abc9762c3a7d22db47c5849eddebf717bf84c32]]></guid><title><![CDATA[The Norwegian Police Have Had it Up to Here With Winter]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1859
1860
1861 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8432863744/h963A0086/" id="_r_a_8432863744" width="484" height="508" alt="Norway,911,news,snow,winter,police,fail nation,g rated" title="The Norwegian Police Have Had it Up to Here With Winter"/></div>
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1865<div>
1866 <p>
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1872 Tagged:
1873 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/Norway">Norway</a>
1874, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/911">911</a>
1875, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/news">news</a>
1876, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/snow">snow</a>
1877, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/winter">winter</a>
1878, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/police">police</a>
1879, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/fail-nation">fail nation</a>
1880, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1881 </div>
1882<div>
1883 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8432863744%2ffunny-news-fail-police-norway-winter-snow" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1890
1891
1892 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8432611072/h0F1646D0/" id="_r_a_8432611072" width="500" height="359" alt="Music,kids,KISS,parenting,g rated" title="Every Kid Goes Through a KISS Phase, Right?"/></div>
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1894
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1896<div>
1897 <p>
1898 Submitted by:
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1900 </p>
1901</div>
1902 <div>
1903 Tagged:
1904 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/music">Music</a>
1905, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/kids">kids</a>
1906, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/KISS">KISS</a>
1907, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/parenting">parenting</a>
1908, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1909 </div>
1910<div>
1911 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8432611072%2ffunny-parenting-every-kid-goes-through-a-kiss-phase-right" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1918
1919
1920 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8440987136/h64F01D74/" id="_r_a_8440987136" width="471" height="700" alt="Three wild and crazy guys drinking grain belt" title="What the Hell Is Going On Here?"/></div>
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1922
1923</div>
1924<div>
1925 <p>
1926 Submitted by:
1927 (via <a href="http://featuringjared.com/post/109982436105">Featuring Jared</a>)
1928 </p>
1929</div>
1930 <div>
1931 Tagged:
1932 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/beer">beer</a>
1933, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/wtf">wtf</a>
1934, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/ads">ads</a>
1935, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
1936, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/vintage">vintage</a>
1937, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/after-12">after 12</a>
1938, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/retro">retro</a>
1939, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1940 </div>
1941<div>
1942 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8440987136%2fparty-fail-hell-is-going-on-here" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1946]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8440987136/party-fail-hell-is-going-on-here]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[beer,wtf,ads,funny,vintage,after 12,retro,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-05 16:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:b8c31eb4eaa77fdf0d5057f03f47fddf81c80d38]]></guid><title><![CDATA[TBT: Deep Sea Diver Edition]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1949
1950
1951 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8441232384/h874921F9/" id="_r_a_8441232384" width="476" height="608" alt="fashion-fail-tbt-scuba-suit-edition" title="TBT: Deep Sea Diver Edition"/></div>
1952<div>
1953
1954</div>
1955<div>
1956 <p>
1957 Submitted by:
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1959 </p>
1960</div>
1961 <div>
1962 Tagged:
1963 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/scuba">scuba</a>
1964, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/throwback">throwback</a>
1965, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/poorly-dressed">poorly dressed</a>
1966, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/vintage">vintage</a>
1967, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1968 </div>
1969<div>
1970 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8441232384" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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1974]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8441232384]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[scuba,throwback,poorly dressed,vintage,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-06 15:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:8fb04a7f968b331d838fae760579fe8085136c8b]]></guid><title><![CDATA[A Formal Day on the Slopes]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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1976<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
1977
1978
1979 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8441950464/h5A0EB40D/" id="_r_a_8441950464" width="394" height="700" alt="fashion-fail-a-formal-day-on-the-slopes" title="A Formal Day on the Slopes"/></div>
1980<div>
1981
1982</div>
1983<div>
1984 <p>
1985 Submitted by:
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1987 </p>
1988</div>
1989 <div>
1990 Tagged:
1991 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/poorly-dressed">poorly dressed</a>
1992, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/suit">suit</a>
1993, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/skiing">skiing</a>
1994, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
1995 </div>
1996<div>
1997 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8441950464%2ffashion-fail-a-formal-day-on-the-slopes" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2001]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8441950464/fashion-fail-a-formal-day-on-the-slopes]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[poorly dressed,suit,skiing,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-07 19:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:8d853199fc246e468881ad9e7a84ad68711da522]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Quadcopter Plane Transformer is Awesome]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2002<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2003<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>Is it a quadcopter? A plane? No, it’s both! [Daniel Lubrich] is at it again with <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43cwGOmGl0s" target="_blank">a vertical take off and landing transformer</a> he calls the SkyProwler. We’ve covered some of <a href="http://hackaday.com/2012/09/04/autonomous-plane-quadrotor-both-meet-the-atmos/">his work before</a> where his team designed a UAV called ATMOS for a DARPA competition.</p>
2004<p>The SkyProwler uses a switch blade type mechanism to move from quadcopter mode to plane mode. The wings can be detached to make it a normal quad that has all the typical bells and whistles. It can follow you around with GPS, fly autonomously via way points, and has this cool gimbal mechanism that keeps the GoPro stable as the drone pitches in flight, allowing for a better video experience.</p>
2005<p>[Dan’s] ultimate goal is a full size passenger model called the <a href="http://www.krossblade.com/" target="_blank">SkyCruiser</a>, which uses the same switchblade transformation mechanism as his much smaller SkyProwler. Be sure to check out the video below if you haven’t already, and <a href="http://hackaday.com/submit-a-tip/">let us know</a> of any quadcopter / plane hybrids of your own.</p>
2006<p><span id="more-146796"/></p>
2007<p><span class="embed-youtube" style="text-align:center; display: block;"><iframe class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="800" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/43cwGOmGl0s?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="" allowfullscreen="" seamless=""/></span></p><br/>Filed under: <a href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/146796/">Crowd Funding</a>, <a href="http://hackaday.com/category/drone-hacks/">drone hacks</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/146796/"/></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=hackaday.com&blog=4779443&post=146796&subd=hackadaycom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1"/></body></html>
2008]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/2015/02/15/quadcopter-plane-transformer-is-awesome/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[crowd funding,drone hacks,autonomous drone,autonomous quadcopter,uav,vtol]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Hackaday]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/feed/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-15 21:01:25]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:b363ac26ba6e18a5ca6511082f5317f0c21a8833]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Building a Procedural Dungeon Generator In C#]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2010<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>Nerval's Lobster writes Procedural dungeon generation is a fun exercise for programmers. Despite the crude interface, such games continue to spark interest. A quarter century ago, David Bolton wrote a dungeon generator in procedural Pascal; now he's taken that old code and converted it to C#. It's amazing just how fast it runs on a five-year-old i7 950 PC with 16GB of RAM. If you want to follow along, you can find his code for the project on SourceForge. The first part of the program generates the rooms in a multilevel dungeon. Each level is based on a 150 x 150 grid and can have up to 40 rooms. Rather than just render boring old rectangular rooms, there are also circular rooms. "There are a couple of places where corridor placement could have been optimized better," Bolton wrote about his experiment. "However, the dungeon generation is still very fast, and could provide a good programming example for anyone exploring what C# can do." For C# beginners, this could represent a solid exercise.</p><p/><div class="share_submission" style="position:relative;"> <a class="slashpop" href="http://twitter.com/home?status=Building+a+Procedural+Dungeon+Generator+In+C%23%3A+http%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2F1zOIahB"><img src="http://a.fsdn.com/sd/twitter_icon_large.png"/></a> <a class="slashpop" href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdevelopers.slashdot.org%2Fstory%2F15%2F02%2F18%2F1824223%2Fbuilding-a-procedural-dungeon-generator-in-c%3Futm_source%3Dslashdot%26utm_medium%3Dfacebook"><img src="http://a.fsdn.com/sd/facebook_icon_large.png"/></a> <a class="nobg" href="http://plus.google.com/share?url=http://developers.slashdot.org/story/15/02/18/1824223/building-a-procedural-dungeon-generator-in-c?utm_source=slashdot&utm_medium=googleplus" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.href,'', 'menubar=no,toolbar=no,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes,height=600,width=600');return false;"><img src="http://www.gstatic.com/images/icons/gplus-16.png" alt="Share on Google+"/></a> </div><p><a href="http://developers.slashdot.org/story/15/02/18/1824223/building-a-procedural-dungeon-generator-in-c?utm_source=rss1.0moreanon&utm_medium=feed">Read more of this story</a> at Slashdot.</p><br clear="all"/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/></body></html>
2011]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://developers.slashdot.org/story/15/02/18/1824223/building-a-procedural-dungeon-generator-in-c]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[programming]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Slashdot]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://rss.slashdot.org/slashdot/classic]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-18 20:02:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:d9106b021fc58b2bdbdf778516bbf60e850cd667]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Anon Makes a Very Good Point About God and Plants]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2021 <p>
2022 Submitted by:
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2025</div>
2026 <div>
2027 Tagged:
2028 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/anonymous">anonymous</a>
2029, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/plants">plants</a>
2030, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/marijuana">marijuana</a>
2031, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/religion">religion</a>
2032, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/clever">clever</a>
2033, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/4chan">4chan</a>
2034, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
2035, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
2036 </div>
2037<div>
2038 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8448389888%2ffunny-4chan-pics-plants-god-religion" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2042]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8448389888/funny-4chan-pics-plants-god-religion]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[anonymous,plants,marijuana,religion,clever,4chan,failbook,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-20 15:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:1c4f47c17f5a1e3dacf7a29a01d30240f2e395e8]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Looks Like an Atrocity, Feels Like a Sneaker/Boot]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2043<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
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2045
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2047 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8449458176/h285CF619/" id="_r_a_8449458176" width="500" height="500" alt="fashion-fail-looks-like-an-atrocity-feels-like-a-sneakerboot" title="Looks Like an Atrocity, Feels Like a Sneaker/Boot"/></div>
2048<div>
2049
2050</div>
2051<div>
2052 <p>
2053 Submitted by:
2054 (via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2wdvj0/">teh404error</a>)
2055 </p>
2056</div>
2057 <div>
2058 Tagged:
2059 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/shoes">shoes</a>
2060, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/poorly-dressed">poorly dressed</a>
2061, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/boots">boots</a>
2062, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/sneakers">sneakers</a>
2063, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
2064 </div>
2065<div>
2066 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8449458176%2ffashion-fail-looks-like-an-atrocity-feels-like-a-sneakerboot" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2070]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8449458176/fashion-fail-looks-like-an-atrocity-feels-like-a-sneakerboot]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[shoes,poorly dressed,boots,sneakers,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-21 14:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:91b238d586c07e902105c06bdf6617ffed1449fa]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Cleaning a Theater After a Showing of 50 Shades of Grey]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2071<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2072<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
2073
2074
2075 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8449578496/h2BEC8477/" id="_r_a_8449578496" width="500" height="473" alt="they just left their cucumbers?" title="Cleaning a Theater After a Showing of 50 Shades of Grey"/></div>
2076<div>
2077 <p>The text under the images reads: "Me and my friends work at a cinema and I just received these snapchats of them cleaning a screen after 50 shades of grey."
2078<br/><br/>
2079Ladies please, don't forget your cucumbers. </p>
2080
2081</div>
2082<div>
2083 <p>
2084 Submitted by:
2085 (via <a href="http://themaraudermoony.tumblr.com/post/111411921874/me-and-my-friends-work-at-a-cinema-and-i-just">The Marauder Moony</a>)
2086 </p>
2087</div>
2088 <div>
2089 Tagged:
2090 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/cucumber">cucumber</a>
2091, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/50-shades-of-grey">50 shades of grey</a>
2092, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/cleaning">cleaning</a>
2093, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/eww">eww</a>
2094, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/movies">movies</a>
2095, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/theater">theater</a>
2096, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/snapchat">snapchat</a>
2097, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/dating">dating</a>
2098 </div>
2099<div>
2100 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8449578496%2fdating-fail-cleaning-a-theater-after-a-showing-of-50-shades-of-grey" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2104]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8449578496/dating-fail-cleaning-a-theater-after-a-showing-of-50-shades-of-grey]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[cucumber,50 shades of grey,cleaning,eww,movies,theater,snapchat,dating]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-21 16:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:378248663577c30c99db92afdde3b7345c3bc55e]]></guid><title><![CDATA[The Winter Freeze Brings in Some New Sports]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2105<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2106<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
2107
2108
2109 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8449068544/hC59D7E42/" id="_r_a_8449068544" width="500" height="511" alt="epic-win-pics-tennis-ice-skating" title="The Winter Freeze Brings in Some New Sports"/></div>
2110<div>
2111
2112</div>
2113<div>
2114 <p>
2115 Submitted by:
2116 (via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/theHamburglersNugget">theHamburglersNugget</a>)
2117 </p>
2118</div>
2119 <div>
2120 Tagged:
2121 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/clever">clever</a>
2122, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/ice-skating">ice skating</a>
2123, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/tennis">tennis</a>
2124, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/winter">winter</a>
2125, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
2126, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/win">win</a>
2127 </div>
2128<div>
2129 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8449068544%2fepic-win-pics-tennis-ice-skating" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2134<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2135<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
2136
2137
2138 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8444902144/hD349DA13/" id="_r_a_8444902144" width="500" height="668" alt="fashion-fail-parenting-priorities-make-sure-your-mask-matches-your-stroller" title="Parenting Priorities: Make Sure Your Mask Matches Your Stroller"/></div>
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2140
2141</div>
2142<div>
2143 <p>
2144 Submitted by:
2145 (via <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/strange-photos-26.jpg?w=500&h=668">theCHIVE</a>)
2146 </p>
2147</div>
2148 <div>
2149 Tagged:
2150 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/poorly-dressed">poorly dressed</a>
2151, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/mask">mask</a>
2152, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/parenting">parenting</a>
2153, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/matching">matching</a>
2154, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/yoda">yoda</a>
2155, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/stroller">stroller</a>
2156, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
2157 </div>
2158<div>
2159 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8444902144%2ffashion-fail-parenting-priorities-make-sure-your-mask-matches-your-stroller" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2166
2167
2168 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8452545280/h95C9EFAB/" id="_r_a_8452545280" width="500" height="500" alt="samuel L jackson needed a good beer" title="One Bad Ass Beer"/></div>
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2172<div>
2173 <p>
2174 Submitted by:
2175 (via <a href="http://maille-golightly.tumblr.com/post/112016156399/best-homebrew-name-ever-seen-at-pinnochios-in">Maille Golightly</a>)
2176 </p>
2177</div>
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2179 Tagged:
2180 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/beer">beer</a>
2181, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/swearing">swearing</a>
2182, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/samuel-l-jackson">Samuel L Jackson</a>
2183, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/funny">funny</a>
2184, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/after-12">after 12</a>
2185, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
2186 </div>
2187<div>
2188 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8452545280%2fparty-fail-one-bad-ass-beer" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2192]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8452545280/party-fail-one-bad-ass-beer]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[beer,swearing,samuel l jackson,funny,after 12,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-26 13:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:c7f700fff2c8fe8e63132f1dbc17cc86a00cd78f]]></guid><title><![CDATA[New Kids, Meet Old Technology]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2193<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2194<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
2195
2196
2197 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8452378368/h3A117A1B/" id="_r_a_8452378368" width="500" height="673" alt="funny-facebook-fails-3d-printing-floppy" title="New Kids, Meet Old Technology"/></div>
2198<div>
2199
2200</div>
2201<div>
2202 <p>
2203 Submitted by:
2204 (via <a href="http://acidcow.com/fun/68414-acid-picdump-109-pics.html">Acid Cow</a>)
2205 </p>
2206</div>
2207 <div>
2208 Tagged:
2209 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/facepalm">facepalm</a>
2210, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/3d-printing">3D printing</a>
2211, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/kids-these-days">kids these days</a>
2212, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/floppy-disk">floppy disk</a>
2213, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/failbook">failbook</a>
2214, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
2215 </div>
2216<div>
2217 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8452378368%2ffunny-facebook-fails-3d-printing-floppy" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2220</div><img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/Ie61UzkQjiY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
2221]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8452378368/funny-facebook-fails-3d-printing-floppy]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[facepalm,3d printing,kids these days,floppy disk,failbook,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-26 20:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:3b44e14382c849a2ee9666faf3bc5ff0bb81ff6d]]></guid><title><![CDATA[The Best Goal I've Ever Accomplished]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2222<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2223<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
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2225
2226 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8452781824/h35E0AF35/" id="_r_a_8452781824" width="500" height="648" alt="work-fails-the-best-goal-ive-ever-accomplished" title="The Best Goal I've Ever Accomplished"/></div>
2227<div>
2228
2229</div>
2230<div>
2231 <p>
2232 Submitted by:
2233 (via <a href="http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/just-do-it.png">Dump a Day</a>)
2234 </p>
2235</div>
2236 <div>
2237 Tagged:
2238 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/monday-thru-friday">monday thru friday</a>
2239, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/goal">goal</a>
2240, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/office-space">Office Space</a>
2241, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
2242 </div>
2243<div>
2244 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8452781824%2fwork-fails-the-best-goal-ive-ever-accomplished" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2247</div><img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/tPbSJN8Ai9E" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
2248]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8452781824/work-fails-the-best-goal-ive-ever-accomplished]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[monday thru friday,goal,office space,g rated]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-27 12:45:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:a0cf6dd03437bfe6b22f232c7d3f2e33fdc662cb]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Today In Kickstarter: A Power Girl Boob Window Shirt For Men]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2249<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2250<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p><a href="http://cdn3.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/turtle-v.jpg?22a92a"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-117854" src="http://cdn3.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/turtle-v-600x320.jpg?22a92a" alt="turtle v" width="600" height="320"/></a></p>
2251<p>This is the TurtleV, a “modern garment that is not only very fashionable, but also offers the supreme style and comfort you have always been looking for,†as quoth its <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1753146629/turtlev-the-only-shirt-youll-ever-wear?ref=videoâ€">Kickstarter page</a>. </p>
2252<p>The Kickstarter page <em>also</em> says the main goal in designing the shirt was to give men a way to expose their chest without their necks getting cold (what they call “Comfort Neck Warming Technologyâ€), but we know what’s really up here. C’mon, which of you guys in the video is a Power Girl fan?</p>
2253<p>Check out the project video after the break…</p>
2254<p><span id="more-117853"/></p>
2255<p><iframe width="600" height="450" src="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1753146629/turtlev-the-only-shirt-youll-ever-wear/widget/video.html" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"> </iframe></p>
2256<p>(via <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/this-company-combined-turtlenecks-and-v-necks-into-one-ridic?utm_term=4ldqpia#.eiz65xMm9">BuzzFeed</a>)</p>
2257<div class="feedflare">
2258<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?a=-Dn9Stv25KQ:ZGWHBGUWhL8:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?i=-Dn9Stv25KQ:ZGWHBGUWhL8:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?a=-Dn9Stv25KQ:ZGWHBGUWhL8:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?i=-Dn9Stv25KQ:ZGWHBGUWhL8:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?a=-Dn9Stv25KQ:ZGWHBGUWhL8:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?a=-Dn9Stv25KQ:ZGWHBGUWhL8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?a=-Dn9Stv25KQ:ZGWHBGUWhL8:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?i=-Dn9Stv25KQ:ZGWHBGUWhL8:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?a=-Dn9Stv25KQ:ZGWHBGUWhL8:I9og5sOYxJI"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?d=I9og5sOYxJI" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?a=-Dn9Stv25KQ:ZGWHBGUWhL8:-BTjWOF_DHI"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/fashionablygeek?i=-Dn9Stv25KQ:ZGWHBGUWhL8:-BTjWOF_DHI" border="0"/></a>
2259</div><img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/fashionablygeek/~4/-Dn9Stv25KQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
2260]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://fashionablygeek.com/mens-apparel/today-in-kickstarter-a-power-girl-boob-window-shirt-for-men/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[design,mens apparel,videos,kickstarter,power girl]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FashionablyGeek]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feedex.net/feed/feeds2.feedburner.com/fashionablygeek]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-02-27 15:00:13]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:5dc56d75f611b82c8566ad3a6531a3e36970a46f]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Peeing: Hard Mode]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2261<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2262<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div>
2263
2264
2265 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8457041920/h5205EDE6/" id="_r_a_8457041920" width="363" height="700" alt="epic-win-pics-bathroom-rock-climbing" title="Peeing: Hard Mode"/></div>
2266<div>
2267
2268</div>
2269<div>
2270 <p>
2271 Submitted by:
2272 (via <a href="http://www.bitsandpieces.us/2015/03/04/extreme-peeing/">Bits and Pieces</a>)
2273 </p>
2274</div>
2275 <div>
2276 Tagged:
2277 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/urinal">urinal</a>
2278, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/rock-climbing">rock climbing</a>
2279, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/bathroom">bathroom</a>
2280, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/g-rated">g rated</a>
2281, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/win">win</a>
2282 </div>
2283<div>
2284 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8457041920%2fepic-win-pics-bathroom-rock-climbing" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2287</div><img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/failblog/~4/YgsjkDzxFkg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
2288]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8457041920/epic-win-pics-bathroom-rock-climbing]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[urinal,rock climbing,bathroom,g rated,win]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-03-07 19:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:bdc0564fa95b938fedeefaa43d83ac0beb52fe12]]></guid><title><![CDATA[How Many of These Have You Earned?]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2289<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
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2291
2292
2293 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8457019648/h751F698E/" id="_r_a_8457019648" width="500" height="500" alt="epic-win-pics-work-award-email" title="How Many of These Have You Earned?"/></div>
2294<div>
2295
2296</div>
2297<div>
2298 <p>
2299 Submitted by:
2300 (via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/rossgraphitas">rossgraphitas</a>)
2301 </p>
2302</div>
2303 <div>
2304 Tagged:
2305 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/you-tried">you tried</a>
2306, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/meeting">meeting</a>
2307, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/email">email</a>
2308, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/medals">medals</a>
2309, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/award">award</a>
2310, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/fail-nation">fail nation</a>
2311 </div>
2312<div>
2313 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8457019648%2fepic-win-pics-work-award-email" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2317]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[t]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8457019648/epic-win-pics-work-award-email]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[you tried,meeting,email,medals,award,fail nation]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-03-07 18:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:ca9cd14ba05577fd190df542331bb8c4dfcbac01]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Magic Lantern Brings Linux to Canon EOS Cameras]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2319<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>On April 1st the Magic Lantern team announced a proof of concept that lets you <a href="http://www.magiclantern.fm/forum/index.php?topic=14847" target="_blank">run Linux on a Canon EOS camera</a>. Because of the date of the post we’ve poured over this one and are confident it’s no joke. The development has huge potential.</p>
2320<p>The hack was facilitated by a recent discovery that the LCD screen on the camera <a href="http://www.magiclantern.fm/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=phvg6o2rsnbckj7de04gptpr12&topic=14732" target="_blank">can be accessed from the bootloader</a>. In case you don’t recognize the name, <a href="http://www.magiclantern.fm/" target="_blank">Magic Lantern</a> is an Open Source project that adds features to these high-end cameras by utilizing the bootloader with binary files on the SD card. It’s <a href="http://hackaday.com/2009/06/24/magic-lantern-for-canon-5d/">long been a way of hacking more features</a> in but has always been complicated by the fact that you must figure out how to play nicely with the existing firmware. Commanding the LCD was the last part of the hardware that had previously not been driven directly from Magic Lantern.</p>
2321<p>Now that the Linux kernel is in the picture, ground-up features can be built without dealing with the stock firmware in any way (and without overwriting it). We’re excited to see where this one goes. Currently it’s just a proof that you <em>can</em> boot Linux, it’s not actually functional yet. Here’s your chance to polish those kernel porting skills you’ve been holding in reserve.</p>
2322<p><span class="embed-youtube" style="text-align:center; display: block;"><iframe class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="800" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IcBEG-g5cJg?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="" allowfullscreen="" seamless=""/></span></p><br/>Filed under: <a href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/151682/">digital cameras hacks</a>, <a href="http://hackaday.com/category/linux-hacks/">linux hacks</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/151682/"/></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=hackaday.com&blog=4779443&post=151682&subd=hackadaycom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1"/></body></html>
2323]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[t]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/2015/04/04/magic-lantern-brings-linux-to-canon-eos-cameras/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[digital cameras hacks,linux hacks,canon,canon eos,firmware,linux,magic lantern]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Hackaday]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/feed/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-04-04 11:00:09]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:4004ea4ceb223052ffb688aba3fc5b392d1529f2]]></guid><title><![CDATA[The Drunk Shall Inherit The Earth]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2324<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
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2326
2327
2328 <img class="event-item-lol-image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8523134976/hECF56783/" id="_r_a_8523134976" width="500" height="500" alt="drunk, pass out, lawn, yard" title="The Drunk Shall Inherit The Earth"/></div>
2329<div>
2330
2331</div>
2332<div>
2333 <p>
2334 Submitted by:
2335 (via <a href="http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20150512/alcohol_epic_moments_10.jpg">Acid Cow</a>)
2336 </p>
2337</div>
2338 <div>
2339 Tagged:
2340 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/lawn">lawn</a>
2341, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/drunk">drunk</a>
2342, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/pass-out">pass out</a>
2343 </div>
2344<div>
2345 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8523134976%2fdrunk-pass-out-lawn-yard" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2349]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8523134976/drunk-pass-out-lawn-yard]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[lawn,drunk,pass out]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-07-02 17:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:0795ec0fe97c53a42ff52120561a880725a80f0e]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Pet Me]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2511<p><em>“What does not kill me makes me stronger.â€</em></p>
2512<p><em>“Eternal recurrence.â€</em></p>
2513<p><em>“</em><em>Ãœbermensch.â€</em></p>
2514<p><em>“God is dead.â€</em></p>
2515<p>Even if you don’t know much about philosophy, you’ve likely heard these terms and phrases before, as well as the name of their originator: Friedrich Nietzsche.</p>
2516<p>Few thinkers had as much of an influence on the culture and ideas of modernity than Nietzsche did. And yet few people — even if they throw around his quotes or his name — know very much about his philosophy.</p>
2517<p>Christians often have a knee-jerk revulsion to the man who referred to himself as an “immoralist†and the “anti-Christ,†and see his views as incompatible with faith, and thus not worth studying.</p>
2518<p>The less religious, who feel in Nietzsche they might find a sympathetic comrade, are yet frequently stymied in reading and understanding his sometimes seemingly inscrutable texts.</p>
2519<p>Yet both groups would be well served by giving Nietzsche another look. In fact, the study of his philosophy can be beneficial to men of any creed or background.</p>
2520<p>Nietzsche <em>does</em> challenge those of faith, but in a way that can prompt a hard, much-needed, and ultimately strengthening examination of the true depth of one’s professed commitment.</p>
2521<p>And he<em> is</em> undoubtedly difficult to understand, but those who make the effort to dig out his meaning are rewarded with insight on how life can be lived more fully.</p>
2522<p>So too, scholars of Nietzsche glean not just a richer understanding of his philosophy itself, but of the wider culture and the landscape of modernity (and postmodernity) as well.</p>
2523<p>Once you become aware of his ideas, you start seeing his influence everywhere. If you’re a fan of Theodore Roosevelt’s ideas of the <a href="http://www.artofmanliness.com/2008/02/21/lessons-in-manliness-theodore-roosevelt-on-living-the-strenuous-life/">“strenuous lifeâ€</a> and “daring mighty deeds,†then you have Nietzsche to thank. Roosevelt was a big fan of the Prussian philosopher’s writings, and scholars believe they greatly influenced TR’s worldview. The work of one of my favorite writers, <a href="http://www.artofmanliness.com/tag/jack-london/">Jack London</a>, was also infused with Nietzschean axioms. London’s quest to uncover his own “philosophy towards life†and his love of the “spirit of romance and adventure†has Nietzsche’s fingerprints all over it.</p>
2524<p>If you’ve always wanted to understand more about Nietzsche and his philosophy, but haven’t known where to start or been too intimidated to dive in, this two-part series is for you. My goal with it is two-fold: First, to provide you with a very basic understanding of Nietzsche so that you have a reference point to start from whenever you encounter him in your literary or intellectual wanderings. And second, to inspire you to begin your own study of this regally-mustachioed philosopher.</p>
2525<p>In this first article, I will offer a short biography of Nietzsche’s life in a semi-bare-bones, timeline fashion; rest assured that concepts only mentioned here in passing will be fleshed out next time. Knowing a little about Nietzsche’s life helps to provide context for the development of his philosophy.</p>
2526<p>At the end of the article, I then outline a few reading notes that must be kept in mind whenever you study’s Nietzsche’s writings. Unless you approach his philosophy in a certain way, it’s easy to misunderstand him.</p>
2527<p>The background below will help you digest the content of the second post in this series, which offer a primer on Nietzsche’s big ideas.</p>
2528<h3>A Brief Biography of Friedrich Nietzsche</h3>
2529<p><img class="aligncenter wp-image-49075" src="https://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads//2015/07/niet.jpg" alt="niet" width="400" height="543"/></p>
2530<p>For a man who wrote much about heroic and barbarian values, Nietzsche’s life was pretty quiet and uneventful. He was born in 1844 in a small village in Prussia (now part of Germany). His father was a Lutheran minister and died when Nietzsche was only four. Consequently, Friedrich was raised in a household of devoutly Christian women, including his mother, grandmother, sister, and aunts. As a boy, he plunged himself into studying the Bible and Christian theology, and his piety, coupled with a meek personality, acquired him the nickname “the little pastor.â€</p>
2531<p>Nietzsche attended a boy’s school where he showed talent in both music and language. Consequently, at the age of fourteen, he transferred to the internationally prestigious Schulpforta school. After graduating in 1864, Nietzsche began studying theology and philology (a combination of literature, linguistics, and history) at the University of Bonn. It was during this time that Friedrich abandoned the Christian religion; in studying its historicity, he came to feel that the claims of his childhood faith weren’t sufficiently supported. Some scholars suggest that while Nietzsche stopped believing in Christianity, he didn’t become an outright atheist, either. Though the theory is premised on nuance and speculation (and would take a whole other article to unpack!), it indeed might be better to label Nietzsche as something of a “spiritual atheist.â€</p>
2532<p>At any rate, the nascent skeptic stopped studying theology to focus his work completely on philology and transferred to the University of Leipzig to finish his studies. It was during this time that Nietzsche was introduced to the philosophy of Arthur Schopenhauer, whose work would greatly influence Nietzsche’s ideas. He also developed a friendship with the composer Richard Wagner, whose music Nietzsche admired and would later draw intellectual inspiration from.</p>
2533<p>In 1867, Nietzsche volunteered for one year of service in the Prussian military, but an injury he sustained while trying to mount his horse prevented him from finishing out his enlistment. After this unsuccessful attempt at military service, he returned to his philological/philosophical studies, and at only the age of 24 (and without having earned a doctorate), Nietzsche showed so much scholarly promise that he was offered a professorship in 1868 to teach philology at the University of Basel in Switzerland.</p>
2534<p>In 1870, Nietzsche returned to the military and served as a medical orderly in the Prussian army during the Franco-Prussian War. During his service, Nietzsche contracted diphtheria and dysentery, and (as some scholars speculate) syphilis. His firsthand experience with war would later show up in his published works, which often employed military and battlefield imagery to make a point.</p>
2535<p>1872 kicked off Nietzsche’s production of his most famous works, beginning with the publication of <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2F0140433392%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3D0140433392%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>The Birth of Tragedy</em></a>, which discussed how the genre of Greek tragedy was created. Between 1873 and 1876, Nietzsche wrote four essays that were published together in the philology-centered book, <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2F0521585848%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3D0521585848%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>The Untimely Meditations</em></a>.</p>
2536<p>In 1878, Nietzsche began an experimental phase in his writing with <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2F0803283687%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3D0803283687%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>Human, All Too Human</em></a>. The book debuted what would become one of his stylistic trademarks — the use of short, pithy, and sometimes cryptic aphorisms to convey a larger and deeper message.</p>
2537<p>Debilitated by lingering pain from his horse injury, as well as diseases he had contracted during the Franco-Prussian War, Nietzsche retired from teaching in 1879 at the age of 35. From then until his death he moved around to different villages in Switzerland, France, and Italy in an unsuccessful bid to find a climate more congenial to his health. Through his travels, however, he continued writing and honing his ideas.</p>
2538<p>In 1881 and 1882, Nietzsche published <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2F0521599636%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3D0521599636%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>Daybreak</em></a> and <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB003IHW00U%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3DB003IHW00U%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>The Gay Science</em></a>, works which further showcased his love of aphorisms and his generally bombastic style. With these volumes, he began to flesh out his argument against modern bourgeoisie morality and introduced the idea that “God is dead.â€</p>
2539<p>In 1882, Nietzsche fell in love with a woman named Lou Andreas Salomé, an incredibly intelligent psychoanalyst and author. However, Nietzsche’s love for her went unrequited. Rumor has it he proposed marriage, and that she not only turned him down, but ended their relationship completely. Nietzsche fell into a deep depression from which he never fully emerged. Salome was Nietzsche’s only known romantic interest.</p>
2540<p>Between bouts of severe sickness and depression in 1883 and 1885, Nietzsche wrote the philosophical novel <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB0082USJ9Y%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3DB0082USJ9Y%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>Thus Spoke Zarathustra</em></a>, in which he uses the Persian prophet Zarathustra to introduce his famous ideas of the<em> Übermensch</em> (Overman/Superman), eternal recurrence, and the will to power. After the book’s publication, Nietzsche tried to get a lecturing post at the University of Leipzig but was turned down because of his criticism of Christianity specifically, and of theism generally. Realizing he was past the point of being employable was freeing for Nietzsche, and he henceforth devoted himself to writing and publishing more polemical works.</p>
2541<p>The years between 1886 and 1889 constituted Nietzsche’s most productive and creative period. In 1886, he wrote and published perhaps his most famous work (along with <em>Zarathustra</em>) <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB004TS9SB6%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3DB004TS9SB6%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>Beyond Good and Evil</em></a>, in which he exhorted modern philosophers to take on an ethos of creativity, danger, risk, and originality in order to create new values in a world without God. With this book, he also introduced the idea of master morality and slave morality and critiqued Judeo-Christianity as an embodiment of the former and a breeder of weakness.</p>
2542<p>In 1887, Nietzsche published <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB00A62Y18E%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3DB00A62Y18E%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>On the Genealogy of Morals</em></a> in which he further fleshed out the differences between master and slave morality and argued that humanity should move beyond a moral code based on good and evil to one centered on the noble and ignoble.</p>
2543<p>In 1888, Nietzsche wrote three polemic and controversial books: <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB002RI945U%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3DB002RI945U%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>Twilight of the Idols</em></a>, <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB00BCQ71J4%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3DB00BCQ71J4%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>The Antichrist</em></a>, and <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB003H4R0CM%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3DB003H4R0CM%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>Ecce Homo</em></a><em>.</em> <em>Twilight of the Idols </em><em>— </em>which brought us the famous line “What does not kill me makes me stronger.†–was a critique of modernity’s decadence and nihilism. Nietzsche attacked the rational idealism that had guided the West since Socrates, arguing that it was a “life-denying†philosophy.</p>
2544<p>After<em> Twilight of the Idols</em>, Nietzsche wrote his most controversial book, <em>The Antichrist</em>, which was published in 1895. The book was a critique on Christianity (as Nietzsche saw it) in which he argues that the Christian focus on the afterlife was yet another life-denying philosophy, which bred a hatred and denial of the energies and powers of one’s mortal existence. Nietzsche believed that Christianity weakened individuals and that Christian piety and charity, though dressed up in the cloak of altruism, were in fact disguised attempts to exert power over others.</p>
2545<p>The interesting thing about <em>The Antichrist</em> is that while Nietzsche attacks Christianity, he has only praise for Jesus Christ himself, positing that “there was only one Christian, and he died on the cross.†Nietzsche argued that, contrary to his misguided followers who had corrupted Christ’s original teachings, Jesus had taught and embodied a life-<em>affirming</em> philosophy, exhorting his disciples to understand that the Kingdom of God is not some yet-to-be-after-this-life goal, but within each of us — that eternity is <em>now</em>.</p>
2546<p><em>Ecce Homo</em> was Nietzsche’s last book, though it wasn’t published until eight years after his death. Scholar Walter Kaufman describes the work as “Nietzsche’s own interpretation of his development, his works, and his significance.†The chapters have titles like “Why I Am So Wise†and “Why I Am So Clever.†Some have pointed to these titles as proof that Nietzsche was a crazed egomaniac, but the more likely interpretation is that he was just using a bit humor and sarcasm.</p>
2547<p>In 1889, after years of mental and physical issues, Nietzsche suffered a mental collapse in Turin, Italy. The story goes that Nietzsche saw a horse being whipped in the streets, and was moved to overwhelming pity for it. He ran and threw his arms around the horse’s neck to protect it while its tears streamed into his bushy mustache. One apocryphal story states that Nietzsche yelled out “I understand you!†to the horse. After the whipping stopped, the despondent and disoriented philosopher collapsed to the ground, and friends took him home. After lying silent and motionless for two days on the couch, Nietzsche uttered “Mutter, ich bin dumm†(Mother, I am dumb).</p>
2548<p>In the following days and weeks, Nietzsche began writing unhinged and frightening letters to his friends, calling for the death of the Pope, Prussian statesman Otto von Bismarck, and “all the anti-Semites.†He signed most of his letters as Dionysus, but sometimes referred to himself as “the crucified one.†His family came to Turin and took him back to Basel where he was hospitalized and later moved in with his mother. He would never write again.</p>
2549<p>In 1893, Nietzsche’s sister returned from a failed experiment in forming a fascist community in Paraguay and took over Nietzsche’s literary estate. She began compiling notes he had written that were not meant for publication into a book called <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB00IJZKLV6%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3DB00IJZKLV6%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFSXA3GZUT5SFDAZ4&sref=rss"><em>The Will to Power</em></a>. Many scholars believe that Nietzsche’s sister heavily editorialized or even outright forged the notes so it would appear that her brother was sympathetic to fascism, when he likely was not. Nietzsche’s sister is thus responsible for the association between Nietzsche and Nazism that exists to this day. The irony is that Nietzsche abhorred both anti-Semitism and German nationalism.</p>
2550<p>After 11 years of functionally being a vegetable, Nietzsche finally died in 1900 at the age of 56.</p>
2551<h3>Notes on Nietzsche’s Writing Style and Approach Towards Philosophy</h3>
2552<p>To understand Nietzsche’s arguments, one must understand his unique philosophical style.</p>
2553<p>When I first delved into Nietzsche’s work, I was expecting “philosophy†as I had seen it done by other Western philosophers — straightforward, rational arguments that have clear premises and conclusions.</p>
2554<p>With Nietzsche, there is little, if any, of those traditional elements.</p>
2555<p>Instead, one will encounter bold pronouncements and cryptic aphorisms that often seem to contradict each other.</p>
2556<p>So when I first began reading Nietzsche’s writings, I felt rather lost, and it took me a while to get used to his writing style and approach to philosophy. To help understand our next post and for those of you who decide to dive deeper into Nietzsche’s work as well, here are a few things to keep in mind that will help you find your bearings more quickly:</p>
2557<p><strong>He wants you to work for your knowledge.</strong> When you first read Nietzsche, it will make your brain hurt; this is especially true of his later works, which serve as definite cranium crushers. Nietzsche deliberately wrote in a style that made it hard for readers to comprehend him. Because he experimented with aphorisms, irony, sarcasm, and paradoxes, it’s easy to misunderstand what Nietzsche was trying to get at.</p>
2558<p>Nietzsche in fact took pride in the fact that not everyone “got†him, saying: “It is not by any means necessarily an objection to a book when anyone finds it impossible to understand: perhaps that was part of the author’s intention — he did not want to be understood by just ‘anybody.’â€</p>
2559<p>Besides wanting to reach a certain audience with his hard-to-follow writing style, Nietzsche wrote the way he did because he wanted the reader to work for their understanding; he didn’t want to do all the thinking for you. Nietzsche demands his readers become fellow companions in thought.</p>
2560<p><strong>He’s not a systematic philosopher.</strong> Unlike most Western philosophers who preceded him, Nietzsche rejected analytic philosophy in much of his writing. Except for <em>The Birth of Tragedy </em>and perhaps <em>The Antichrist</em>, you’re not going to see a well-organized Aristotelian-esque argument in Nietzsche’s work. In fact, you won’t see much of an argument at all. Instead, you’ll find bold statements, jokes, contradictions, and quick changes in topic. But, as you read an entire essay or book, you’ll come to understand the bigger picture that Nietzsche’s trying to get at. It’s weird, but it works.</p>
2561<p>Indeed, instead of seeing Nietzsche as purely a philosopher, it’s better to see him as a philosopher-psychologist. He even said as much: “I am the first philosopher to also be a psychologist.†Instead of trying to prove the “rightness†of a particular moral worldview, Nietzsche wanted to <em>explain</em> why certain moral views existed in the first place. To do so, he used psychoanalytic principles to uncover the human drives that would create a particular philosophy or outlook on life.</p>
2562<p>Analyzing the unconscious motives for why a person or culture would create a particular moral system often led Nietzsche to direct <em>ad hominem</em> attacks towards some pretty famous thinkers. He used these personal attacks as a way to uncover the reasons behind <em>why</em> a certain philosophy exists in the first place, for he saw many men’s chosen philosophies not as objective, rational, or lofty, but as attempts to justify and downplay their natural weaknesses. For example, Nietzsche argued that Socrates’ quest to uncover an otherworldly and perfect Truth was merely the rationalizations of a man who was not only ugly but hated his life.</p>
2563<p>In many ways, Nietzsche took the opposite approach. Constitutionally weak, timid, and anxious, he could have developed a philosophy that centered his ideals on soft virtues and the life of the mind — standards that flattered himself. Instead, he championed strength, vitality, risk-taking, and boldness, knowing he couldn’t live up to those values himself, but firmly believing they represented the pinnacle of human potential.</p>
2564<p><strong>He uses irony, sarcasm, and bombast.</strong> Many of the lines people point out to demonstrate that Nietzsche was off his rocker are in fact his attempts at adding a bit of humor into his work; he sought not only to lighten things up but also to jolt the reader into seeing things in a different light. In that sense, Nietzsche often played a role similar to that of modern day comedians when they humorously send up the absurdities of life.</p>
2565<p>You’ll also notice as you read that Nietzsche loved exclamation points. He’d be a pariah on Facebook. But the excessive use of exclamation points is just the philosopher trying to be larger than life. They also help drive the tempo of his writing, which makes the reading all the more engaging.</p>
2566<p><strong>He is very fond of using aphorisms that reward contemplation. </strong>Nietzsche adopted a famously aphoristic style, and did so deliberately. Serving up insight in short, pithy packages accomplished two of Nietzsche’s goals: it prevented the immature and impatient from understanding him, while rewarding those willing to spend time in reflection. In other words, those who thought the sayings were too simple to hold much meaning overlooked their significance, while those who persistently chewed on them continued to glean further insight. Here are a few examples of Nietzsche’s aphorisms:</p>
2567<blockquote><p>Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent — that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior.<br/>
2568___</p>
2569<p>One has only seen little of life, if one hasn’t also seen the hand that mercifully — kills.<br/>
2570___</p>
2571<p>No one is such a liar as the indignant man.<br/>
2572___</p>
2573<p>Once the decision has been made, to shut your ears even to the best counterarguments: a sign of a strong character. Also an occasional will to stupidity.</p>
2574<p>___</p>
2575<p>Anyone who fights with monsters should make sure that he does not in the process become a monster himself. And when you look for a long time into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.</p></blockquote>
2576<p>What were the bigger ideas behind Nietzsche’s punchy aphorisms? To that we will turn next week.</p>
2577<p>_____________________________</p>
2578<p><strong><em>Sources</em></strong></p>
2579<p><em><a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2F0805210946%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3D0805210946%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess-20%26amp%3BlinkId%3DFZ5KQLMTIEI5N2QX&sref=rss" target="_blank">What Nietzsche Really Said</a> </em>by Robert Solomon and Kathleen Higgins</p>
2580<p><em><a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2F0739127292%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3D0739127292%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess-20%26amp%3BlinkId%3D4NYF4XG6BKBKENGL&sref=rss" target="_blank">Nietzche’s Noble Aims</a> </em>by Paul Kirkland</p>
2581<p><em><a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=54126X1301668&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2F1565856996%2Fref%3Das_li_tl%3Fie%3DUTF8%26amp%3Bcamp%3D1789%26amp%3Bcreative%3D390957%26amp%3BcreativeASIN%3D1565856996%26amp%3BlinkCode%3Das2%26amp%3Btag%3Dstucosuccess-20%26amp%3BlinkId%3DDJIIYB5BPDWXUH5C&sref=rss" target="_blank">The Will to Power: The Philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche </a></em></p>
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2625 (via <a href="http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/post/83632043452/the-best-named-owl-of-all-time">srsfunny</a>)
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2628 <div>
2629 Tagged:
2630 <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/FAIL">FAIL</a>
2631, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/birds">birds</a>
2632, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/signs">signs</a>
2633, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/puns">puns</a>
2634, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/win">win</a>
2635 </div>
2636<div>
2637 <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3a%2f%2fcheezburger.com%2f8541020928%2fone-of-these-names-is-much-more-fitting" target="_blank">Share on Facebook</a>
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2641]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8541020928/one-of-these-names-is-much-more-fitting]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[fail,birds,signs,puns,win]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-07-25 19:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:f9407d9d2daaaf410ecb71b0284e88a3967b7837]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Attack on Liver]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2651 <p>
2652 Submitted by:
2653 (via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3ernul/attack_on_liver/">Scuttlebutt91</a>)
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2657 Tagged:
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2659, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/drinking">drinking</a>
2660, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/cosplay">cosplay</a>
2661, <a href="http://failblog.cheezburger.com/tag/jagermeister">jagermeister</a>
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2668]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8543205120/party-fails-attack-on-liver]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[beer,drinking,cosplay,jagermeister]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-07-31 17:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:64cddb98b0b60e8aef41913dc61ffee927610a05]]></guid><title><![CDATA[This Video Explains All the Ways You're Sleeping Wrong]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2670<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p><span class="clear-both flex-video widescreen"><iframe id="youtube-GgSDDB_Hjk4" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GgSDDB_Hjk4?wmode=transparent&rel=0&autohide=1&enablejsapi=1&showinfo=0" data-chomp-id="GgSDDB_Hjk4" width="640" height="360" class="youtube" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" webkitallowfullscreen="webkitAllowFullScreen" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen"/></span></p><p class="first-text">Most of us are pretty terrible at sleeping. Whether it’s <a href="http://lifehacker.com/5991618/science-explains-why-you-should-stop-hitting-the-snooze-button">hitting the snooze button too much</a><inset id="5991618"/> or <a href="http://lifehacker.com/5778483/screen-reading-before-bed-still-bad-for-sleep-and-we-all-still-do-it">using screens before bed</a><inset id="5778483"/>, you’re probably doing something that’s not great for your sleep. This video explains all the ways you’re sleeping wrong, and what to do instead.</p><p>The video, from YouTube channel You’re Doing It Wrong, offers examples of many things we do wrong while we’re sleeping (like sleeping on your stomach). It also offers some tips on how to sleep better. These include sleeping without clothes (to help reduce your body temperature), sleep on your back (to prevent damage to your spine), and skipping the alcohol before bed (<a href="http://lifehacker.com/skip-the-alcohol-before-bed-to-sleep-better-1714617911">to make sure you stay asleep</a><inset id="1714617911"/>). Not everything in this video is new information, but it deals with a lot of the problems with how we sleep in a simple six-minute package.</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgSDDB_Hjk4" target="_blank">How to get a good night’s sleep</a> | YouTube via <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/geek/sleeping-wrong-sklar-brothers/?fb=dd+eg" target="_blank">Daily Dot</a></p><!-- core-decorated --><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lifehacker/vip/~4/iABy1O5YIgk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
2671]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://lifehacker.com/this-video-explains-all-the-ways-youre-sleeping-wrong-1721516207]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[sleep,bed,rest]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Lifehacker]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.gawker.com/lifehacker/vip]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-08-01 20:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:3396eabefbfbad3ea6b42fe38d73d17041564c1e]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Answering Elon Musk On the Dangers of Artificial Intelligence]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2673<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>Lasrick points out a rebuttal by Stanford's Edward Moore Geist of claims that have led the recent panic over superintelligent machines. From the linked piece: Superintelligence is propounding a solution that will not work to a problem that probably does not exist, but Bostrom and Musk are right that now is the time to take the ethical and policy implications of artificial intelligence seriously. The extraordinary claim that machines can become so intelligent as to gain demonic powers requires extraordinary evidence, particularly since artificial intelligence (AI) researchers have struggled to create machines that show much evidence of intelligence at all.</p><p/><div class="share_submission" style="position:relative;"> <a class="slashpop" href="http://twitter.com/home?status=Answering+Elon+Musk+On+the+Dangers+of+Artificial+Intelligence%3A+http%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2F1StM9jd"><img src="http://a.fsdn.com/sd/twitter_icon_large.png"/></a> <a class="slashpop" href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fhardware.slashdot.org%2Fstory%2F15%2F08%2F01%2F225206%2Fanswering-elon-musk-on-the-dangers-of-artificial-intelligence%3Futm_source%3Dslashdot%26utm_medium%3Dfacebook"><img src="http://a.fsdn.com/sd/facebook_icon_large.png"/></a> <a class="nobg" href="http://plus.google.com/share?url=http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/15/08/01/225206/answering-elon-musk-on-the-dangers-of-artificial-intelligence?utm_source=slashdot&utm_medium=googleplus" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.href,'', 'menubar=no,toolbar=no,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes,height=600,width=600');return false;"><img src="http://www.gstatic.com/images/icons/gplus-16.png" alt="Share on Google+"/></a> </div><p><a href="http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/15/08/01/225206/answering-elon-musk-on-the-dangers-of-artificial-intelligence?utm_source=rss1.0moreanon&utm_medium=feed">Read more of this story</a> at Slashdot.</p><br clear="all"/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/></body></html>
2674]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/15/08/01/225206/answering-elon-musk-on-the-dangers-of-artificial-intelligence]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[ai]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Slashdot]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://rss.slashdot.org/slashdot/classic]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-08-01 23:02:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:015fd3651144af0a82d0dfe460ecb0869ee86dc1]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Hack an Editor: Fonts for Programming]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2676<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>We’ve recently noticed two different fonts aimed at programmers, each with a different approach to editor customization. The first, <a href="https://github.com/tonsky/FiraCode" target="_blank">Fira Code</a>, transparently converts common programming digraphs into single characters. For example, <- becomes an arrow and != (or <>) becomes a proper not equal sign. The other font, <a href="http://sourcefoundry.org/hack/" target="_blank">Hack</a> (can’t argue with the name), aims to make commonly confused characters distinct. For example, the zero glyph has a very distinct appearance from the letter O.</p>
2677<p>It is pretty easy to understand how Hack works, but Fira seems a mystery at first. Your C++ compiler expects <- not an arrow, right? Fonts support ligatures–sequences of two symbols that run together (like æ). Clever use of these ligatures means that the compiler still sees -> but the screen displays an arrow.</p>
2678<p><span id="more-168373"/></p>
2679<p>Once you install the font, you still need to tell your editor to use the font, but that’s a setting in just about every IDE (even if you have to edit a configuration file somewhere). We have mixed feelings about Fira Code. It has a high cool factor, but it also feels like you are hiding the actual code and that doesn’t seem like a good thing.</p>
2680<p>If you want to roll your own, there are plenty of ways to create fonts. Naturally, you can even do it with a Web application (see video below). Of course, if you do <a href="http://hackaday.com/submit-a-tip/">we want to hear about it</a>.</p>
2681<p><span class="embed-youtube" style="text-align:center; display: block;"><iframe class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="800" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Jow2qPLP74A?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="" allowfullscreen="" seamless=""/></span></p>
2682<p>Thanks [k5rud] for pointing out Hack.</p><br/>Filed under: <a href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/168373/">Software Development</a>, <a href="http://hackaday.com/category/software-hacks/">software hacks</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/168373/"/></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=hackaday.com&blog=4779443&post=168373&subd=hackadaycom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1"/></body></html>
2683]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/2015/09/02/hack-an-editor-fonts-for-programming/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[software development,software hacks,editor,font,programming]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Hackaday]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/feed/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-09-03 02:01:36]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:8c90495f41460a8665a81ac3b81d0def85506abe]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Coke-Propane Rocket Blasts Off Without Ignition]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2685<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>Everyone’s seen the Diet Coke and Mentos “experiment†that ends in a brown eruption. But have you seen the Coke and Propane <del>experiment</del> insanity <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxvJcPToXb0" target="_blank">that results in a rocket launch</a>? As [Itay] pointed out when he sent us the tip, this doesn’t need to be lit. The simple act of turning the bottle upside down starts a powerful reaction without any ignition.</p>
2686<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-174224" src="https://hackadaycom.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/coke-propane-rocket-thumb.png?w=400&h=400" alt="coke-propane-rocket-thumb" width="400" height="400"/>Of course it’s the <em>how</em> of this that tickles our brains, but let’s finish the setup. This starts with a bottle of Coke which is about 3/4 full. The head space is displaced by spraying propane into the bottle; propane is heavier than air. All that’s left is to turn the bottle upside down and pray it doesn’t smack anyone in the noggin as it takes off.</p>
2687<p>In trying to find an explanation for this phenomenon we came across <a href="http://chemistry.stackexchange.com/a/37108" target="_blank">a plausible answer on the Chemistry StackExchange</a>. It points to the Mentos phenomenon combined with the temperature differential caused by the very cold propane. The answering user theorizes that tiny ice crystals form and when the bottle is turned upside down the cold propane and micro crystals rise through the warmer soda acting as a much more rapid catalyst than Mentos alone. Of course this is just a theory so please share your own ideas below.</p>
2688<p>We thought the folks who <a href="http://hackaday.com/2015/09/11/microwaving-things-outside-of-the-microwave/">microwave stuff outside of a microwave</a> enclosure had their fill of danger but this videos is also one of theirs. It should be no surprise that they also tried the experiment with an ignition source. That video is found after the break and should immediately convince you to <strong>never try any of this yourself</strong>.</p>
2689<p><span id="more-174222"/></p>
2690<p><span class="embed-youtube" style="text-align:center; display: block;"><iframe class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="800" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VxvJcPToXb0?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="" allowfullscreen="" seamless=""/></span></p>
2691<p><span class="embed-youtube" style="text-align:center; display: block;"><iframe class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="800" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4vb2zsNJSQs?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="" allowfullscreen="" seamless=""/></span></p><br/>Filed under: <a href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/174222/">chemistry hacks</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/174222/"/></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=hackaday.com&blog=4779443&post=174222&subd=hackadaycom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1"/></body></html>
2692]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/2015/10/18/coke-propane-rocket-blasts-off-without-ignition/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[chemistry hacks,coke,danger,departmentofjustice,harzardous,holy crap this is a bad idea,propane,rocket]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Hackaday]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/feed/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-10-18 14:01:19]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:0a58e489d71b894bef3561ae1c505f847c987318]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Stuffing Macs Into FPGAs]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2694<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>A few years ago, [Steve] of Big Mess ‘O Wires fame stuffed one of the first Macintosh computers into an FPGA. While the project worked and was able to run System 6 on a virtual CPU, there were a few problems: it wasn’t exactly stable, and there was no support for a keyboard, sound, SCSI, or serial ports.</p>
2695<p>Now, there’s a new tiny FPGA board around, and this one <a href="http://www.bigmessowires.com/2015/10/22/plus-too-mac-replica-new-progress/" target="_blank">is perfectly designed to fit the original Macintosh on it</a>. It’s much more stable, and there is a floppy disk emulator on the horizon, just so you won’t have to deal with all those 400k 3.5″ disks anymore.</p>
2696<p>[Steve]’s brand new Mac Plus is based on the <a href="https://code.google.com/p/mist-board/" target="_blank">MiST board</a>, an FPGA board that was originally designed to emulate the first Amigas and the Atari SE on an FPGA and a separate ARM CPU. There’s already been a lot of classic computers ported to the MiST, and the classic all-in-one Macs are the last project that’s left.</p>
2697<p>In the video below, you can see the MiST board running the classic System 6Â at SVGA resolution. That means MacPaint and Shufflepuck in one compact board using modern hardware.</p>
2698<p><span id="more-174962"/></p>
2699<p><span class="embed-youtube" style="text-align:center; display: block;"><iframe class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="800" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UTEx1hyww0U?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="" allowfullscreen="" seamless=""/></span></p><br/>Filed under: <a href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/174962/">classic hacks</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/174962/"/></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=hackaday.com&blog=4779443&post=174962&subd=hackadaycom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1"/></body></html>
2700]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/2015/10/24/stuffing-macs-into-fpgas/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[classic hacks,fpga,mac,mac classic,mac plus]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Hackaday]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/feed/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-10-24 20:00:09]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:5fffc1d35835d549f88da39df7d4076e8199e65c]]></guid><title><![CDATA[When You'd Rather Give Your Kids Trust Issues Than Diabetes]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2727]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://cheezburger.com/8583581440/parenting-troll-when-youd-rather-give-your-kids-trust-issues-than-diabetes]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[soda,parenting,juice,trick]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FAIL Blog]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.feedburner.com/failblog]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-11-10 17:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:a8b7c34fe5f92478d3292d05958dbad48bc2e6c0]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Introducing the Cyanogen Apps Package]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2729<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Many CM community users may be familiar with Cyanogen OS, the certified commercial version that comes preloaded on retail smartphones such as the OnePlus One, WileyFox, ZUK Z1, Andromax Q, and YU branded devices. </span></p>
2730<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Cyanogen OS includes a variety of apps and services that leverage CyanogenMod’s open platform. As CM users, these apps were previously unavailable to you unless you bought a Cyanogen OS powered retail phone. Starting today, we’re announcing the release of the Cyanogen Apps Package (C-Apps).</span></p>
2731<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">C-Apps is being offered as an </span><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">optional</span></i><span style="font-weight: 400;"> download and will not be preinstalled on CyanogenMod releases. This package will allow you to take your existing devices running CM 12.1, and make them more like the Cyanogen OS experience. The latest version of CM 12.1 is required for C-Apps to run properly.</span></p>
2732<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Download and wiki instructions are located at the bottom of this post. The following features are included in the initial C-Apps Package:</span></p>
2733<ul><li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Theme Chooser with per-app theming</span></li>
2734<li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Theme Store</span></li>
2735<li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">AudioFX</span></li>
2736<li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Cyanogen Accounts</span></li>
2737<li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Gallery </span></li>
2738<li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Dialer with TrueCaller integration</span></li>
2739<li style="font-weight: 400;">Email powered by Boxer</li>
2740</ul><p><strong>Audio FX</strong></p>
2741<figure><a href="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/AudioFX_Rock1.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/AudioFX_Rock1-169x300.png" alt="AudioFX_Rock"/></a><a href="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/AudioFX_Classical1.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/AudioFX_Classical1-169x300.png" alt="AudioFX_Classical"/></a>Â <a href="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/AudioFX_Custom1.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/AudioFX_Custom1-169x300.png" alt="AudioFX_Custom"/></a></figure><p>Audio FX is our answer to the need of great audio tweaks and controls. With an intuitive and simple design, Audio FX can be used to switch between audio presets and custom settings created by the user.</p>
2742<p>AudioFX gives you unmatched customization and quality for your music. AudioFX delivers 24-bit High-Res Lossless Audio with bass boost, surround, reverb, and 13 preset configurations.</p>
2743<p><strong>Theme Chooser</strong></p>
2744<figure><a href="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/themes_chooser.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/themes_chooser-169x300.png" alt="themes_chooser"/></a>Â <a href="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/themes_chooser_customize.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/themes_chooser_customize-169x300.png" alt="themes_chooser_customize"/></a></figure><p>Theme Chooser is designed for you and how you want your device to look. We are making this available to help enhance how you live your mobile life.</p>
2745<p>You can use the Theme Chooser to mix and match all the different parts of any theme—so you can create a theme that’s truly your own.</p>
2746<p><strong>Theme Store</strong></p>
2747<figure><a href="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/themes_store_detail.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/themes_store_detail-169x300.png" alt="themes_store_detail"/></a> <a href="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/themes_store-1.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/themes_store-1-169x300.png" alt="themes_store (1)"/></a></figure><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The Cyanogen Theme Store is the place to browse and download any number of themes. Choose from more than 200 themes, with more themes added regularly.</span></p>
2748<p><strong style="line-height: 1.5;">Gallery</strong></p>
2749<figure><a href="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Gallery-1.jpg"><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Gallery-1-169x300.jpg" alt="Gallery-(1)"/></a> <a href="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/gallery_Drawer-1.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/gallery_Drawer-1-169x300.png" alt="gallery_Drawer (1)"/></a></figure><p>Our Integrated Gallery brings together all your photos from multiple different services, automatically sorting them and removing duplicates.</p>
2750<p><strong>Cyanogen Dialer with Integrated Truecaller</strong></p>
2751<figure><a href="http://cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dialer_TrueCaller-First-Time-User-Dialog-Opt-Out.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dialer_TrueCaller-First-Time-User-Dialog-Opt-Out-169x300.png" alt="dialer_TrueCaller - First Time User Dialog Opt Out"/></a> <a href="http://cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dialer_TrueCaller-Incomiing-Call-Spam-Caller-Block-Caller-1.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dialer_TrueCaller-Incomiing-Call-Spam-Caller-Block-Caller-1-169x300.png" alt="dialer_TrueCaller - Incomiing Call - Spam Caller - Block Caller (1)"/></a></figure><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">With more than 1.7 billion contacts worldwide, the robust caller ID included in Truecaller Integrated Dialer allows you to identify and block incoming spam right from your heads up notification. </span><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">(A Cyanogen Account is required to enable.)</span></i></p>
2752<p><strong>Email powered by Boxer</strong></p>
2753<figure><a href="http://cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/email_Boxer-Email-Drawer.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/email_Boxer-Email-Drawer-169x300.png" alt="email_Boxer - Email - Drawer"/></a> <a href="http://cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/email_Boxer-Email-Bulk-Actions.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/email_Boxer-Email-Bulk-Actions-169x300.png" alt="email_Boxer - Email - Bulk Actions"/></a> <a href="http://cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/email_Boxer-Email-OOBE.png"><img class="alignnone" src="http://cyanogenmod.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/email_Boxer-Email-OOBE-169x300.png" alt="email_Boxer - Email - OOBE"/></a></figure><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Email, powered by Boxer, helps you stay organized and connected by syncing multiple email accounts into one.</span></p>
2754<p><b>Cyanogen Account</b></p>
2755<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Creating a Cyanogen Account gives you access to the Theme Store, the ability to locate your device, remote lock and remote wipe it, and enable the TrueCaller functionality. After signing up for your Cyanogen account online, you can manage your account and device at <a href="https://account.cyngn.com">account.cyngn.com</a>.</span></p>
2756<p><strong>For download, please visit the Cyanogen Inc. <a href="https://cyngn.com/c-apps">page for Cyanogen apps</a>. </strong>For detailed installation instructions, please visit our wiki located on the <a href="https://wiki.cyanogenmod.org/w/C-apps">CyanogenMod C-Apps</a> page.</p></body></html>
2757]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://www.cyanogenmod.org/blog/the-cyanogen-theme-store-is-the-place-to-browse-and-download-any-number-of-themes-choose-from-more-than-200-themes-with-more-themes-added-regularly]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[blog]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[CyanogenMod]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://www.cyanogenmod.org/feed/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-11-11 00:20:37]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:0acd4cba1558f422e4e23fc20ccd7bf17d02475e]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Is it time for all cameras to offer ten-bit recording?]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2759<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="http://cdn.redsharknews.com/media/k2/items/cache/615033493d84468fb165029946f0c44e_S.jpg" alt="8-bit or 10-bit?"/></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><p><strong>We revisit the 'eight-bit versus ten-bit' debate, exploring if eight-bit recording's days are numbered.</strong></p>
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2798<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div id="rss-wrap"> <div style="float:right top"> <img src="http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/facebook.png"/></div> <div><a name="page-1"/></div> <p>Earlier this week, an administrator for a private Facebook group called “<a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/42598842997/">Winchester, MA Residents</a>†received a notification from Facebook that a comment made on the group’s site had been removed.</p> <p>The comment was made beneath a controversial post about a local high school not using the pledge of allegiance, but what was unusual was that the comment in question neither incited violence nor was it harassing—in fact it seemed quite measured in its tone.</p> <p>â€Yeah that’s an unfortunate conflation of government and religion,†the commenter wrote. “I’m in favor of removing all references to god from all governmental documents and instruments, including our legal tender.â€</p> </div><p><a href="http://arstechnica.com/business/2015/11/post-arguing-for-separation-of-church-and-state-gets-pulled-by-facebook/#p3">Read 8 remaining paragraphs</a> | <a href="http://arstechnica.com/business/2015/11/post-arguing-for-separation-of-church-and-state-gets-pulled-by-facebook/?comments=1">Comments</a></p><br clear="all"/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/arstechnica/news/~4/fG9pEob9XxQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
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2801<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div id="rss-wrap"> <div> <img src="http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pic2582929_lg-640x918.jpg"/><p class="caption" style="font-size:0.8em">(credit: Czech Games Edition)</p> </div> <div><a name="page-1"/></div> <p>Your team stares at you, looking for guidance.</p> <p>On the table before them is a 5x5 grid of cards, and each card holds a single word. Their mission is to select only those words that belong to your team; choosing a word that belongs to the opposing team could give away points, while accidentally selecting the hidden assassin immediately ends the match. The only clue as to which cards are safe to select comes from you, the team's spymaster, and it can only be a single word—followed by the number of cards to which it applies.</p> <table class="specifications right" width="300"><tbody><tr><th colspan="2">Codenames</th> </tr><tr><th>Price</th> <td>$20 (when in stock)</td> </tr><tr><th>Author</th> <td>Vlaada Chvátil</td> </tr><tr><th>Publisher</th> <td>Czech Games Editionp</td> </tr><tr><th>Players</th> <td>2-8+</td> </tr><tr><th>Age</th> <td>14+</td> </tr><tr><th>Time</th> <td>15 min</td> </tr><tr><th>BGG rank</th> <td><a href="https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/178900/codenames">#1 party game</a></td> </tr></tbody></table><p>It sounds simple enough when you first look out over the board. According to the secret diagram viewable only by the two spymasters, you must get your team to select the words "star" and "fire." You rack your brain for a single word that will suggest these other two words and eventually decide on "gas." What are stars but burning balls of gas? And gas burns in the controlled fires we set every day on our stove tops. A perfect clue!</p> </div><p><a href="http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2015/11/ars-cardboard-codenames-the-secret-agent-party-game-youve-been-seeking/#p3">Read 20 remaining paragraphs</a> | <a href="http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2015/11/ars-cardboard-codenames-the-secret-agent-party-game-youve-been-seeking/?comments=1">Comments</a></p><br clear="all"/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/arstechnica/news/~4/EsAdKEpcs-Y" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
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2804<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><a href="https://letsencrypt.org">Let's Encrypt</a>: <blockquote>
2805 <p>Let’s Encrypt is a new Certificate Authority.</p>
2806
2807 <p>It’s free, automated, and open.</p>
2808
2809 <p>The key principles behind Let’s Encrypt are:</p>
2810
2811 <ul><li>Free: Anyone who owns a domain name can use Let’s Encrypt to obtain a trusted certificate at zero cost.</li>
2812 <li>Automatic: Software running on a web server can interact with Let’s Encrypt to painlessly obtain a certificate, securely configure it for use, and automatically take care of renewal.</li>
2813 <li>Secure: Let’s Encrypt will serve as a platform for advancing TLS security best practices, both on the CA side and by helping site operators properly secure their servers.</li>
2814 <li>Transparent: All certificates issued or revoked will be publicly recorded and available for anyone to inspect.</li>
2815 <li>Open: The automatic issuance and renewal protocol will be published as an open standard that others can adopt.</li>
2816 <li>Cooperative: Much like the underlying Internet protocols themselves, Let’s Encrypt is a joint effort to benefit the community, beyond the control of any one organization.</li>
2817 </ul></blockquote>
2818
2819<p>Let’s Encrypt is <a href="https://letsencrypt.org/2015/12/03/entering-public-beta.html">now in public beta</a> and offers a <a href="https://letsencrypt.readthedocs.org/en/latest/intro.html">command line tool</a> that makes the process of getting and renewing certificates easy, but you have to run it as root, and it’s designed to rewrite your web server’s configuration files.</p>
2820
2821<p>Here’s a selection of alternative tools and clients:</p>
2822
2823<ul><li><p><a href="https://github.com/hlandau/acme">acme</a> is an ‘easy-to-use command line tool for automatically acquiring certificates from <a href="https://github.com/ietf-wg-acme/acme/">ACME</a> servers (such as Let’s Encrypt)’.</p></li>
2824<li><p><a href="https://github.com/diafygi/acme-tiny">acme-tiny</a> is 'a tiny script to issue and renew TLS certs from Let’s Encrypt’.</p></li>
2825<li><p><a href="https://gethttpsforfree.com">Get HTTPS for free!</a> is a website that guides you through the process of manually obtaining a certificate.</p></li>
2826<li><p><a href="https://github.com/xenolf/lego">lego</a> is 'a Let’s Encrypt client and <a href="https://github.com/ietf-wg-acme/acme/">ACME</a> library written in Go’.</p></li>
2827<li><p><a href="https://github.com/diafygi/letsencrypt-nosudo">letsencrypt-nosudo</a> offers 'free HTTPS certificates without having to trust the Let’s Encrypt CLI with sudo/root’.</p></li>
2828<li><p><a href="https://github.com/lukas2511/letsencrypt.sh">letsencrypt.sh</a> is 'a Let’s Encrypt client implemented as a shell script’.</p></li>
2829<li><p><a href="https://github.com/kuba/simp_le">simp_le</a>, 'a simple Let’s Encrypt client’.</p></li>
2830</ul></body></html>
2831]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/post/134722641610]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[security,server,web]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[One Thing Well]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/rss]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-12-07 13:00:23]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:f5be7a1e7343db9effbc5de98f8f73e1afac8d91]]></guid><title><![CDATA[I tried the caffeine-spiked peanut butter that’s worrying Chuck Schumer]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2833<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div id="rss-wrap"> <div> <img src="http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/IMG_0876-640x480.jpg"/><p class="caption" style="font-size:0.8em"><a href="http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/IMG_0876.jpg" class="enlarge" data-height="2448" data-width="3264">Enlarge</a> (credit: Beth Mole)</p> </div> <div><a name="page-1"/></div> <p>Last month, New York Senator Charles Schumer brought to our attention the existence of <a href="http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/11/caffeinated-peanut-butter-is-here-draws-ire-of-charles-schumer/">caffeinated peanut butter</a>, which immediately seemed like something we should try. Of course, that was probably not an outcome that Schumer was going for, since he brought it up only in hopes of <a href="http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/11/caffeinated-peanut-butter-is-here-draws-ire-of-charles-schumer/">getting the Food and Drug Administration to ban it</a>. Nevertheless, as a peanut butter fan and a coffee enthusiast, I happily volunteered to eat some and report back.</p> <div class="image right medium"> <a href="http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/two_jars@2x.png"><img src="http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/two_jars@2x-300x365.png" srcset="http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/two_jars@2x-640x778.png 2x"/></a><p class="caption" style="font-size:0.8em"><a href="http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/two_jars@2x.png" class="caption-link" rel="nofollow"/> (credit: <a rel="nofollow" class="caption-link" href="http://steempb.com/">STEEM</a>)</p> </div> <p>To recap, the peppy peanut butter is made by a company called <a href="http://steempb.com/">STEEM,</a> based in Greenfield, Massachusetts, which sells 8-ounce jars online for $5.99 each plus $7.50 for shipping. Jars can also be acquired in select grocery stores in California, Connecticut, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and New York. But, as far as I can tell, it’s only offered in smooth variety. (Sorry, chunky fans)</p> <p>The spread is jam-packed with caffeine, the company boasts, with every two-tablespoon serving offering 150 milligrams of caffeine. STEEM says that’s as much caffeine as two cups of coffee. But that entirely depends on how you make your coffee. <a href="http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/in-depth/caffeine/art-20049372">According to health researchers</a>, a typical 8-ounce cup of brewed coffee contains anywhere from 95 to 200 milligrams of caffeine. So, maybe STEEM employees make weak-ass coffee.</p> </div><p><a href="http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2015/12/caffeine-spiked-peanut-butter-offers-a-bittersweet-buzz/#p3">Read 18 remaining paragraphs</a> | <a href="http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2015/12/caffeine-spiked-peanut-butter-offers-a-bittersweet-buzz/?comments=1">Comments</a></p><br clear="all"/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/arstechnica/news/~4/HtkuQs9GM10" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
2834]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://arstechnica.com/staff/2015/12/caffeine-spiked-peanut-butter-offers-a-bittersweet-buzz/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[peanut butter,staff,caffeine]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Ars Technica]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.arstechnica.com/arstechnica/news/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2015-12-20 17:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:8bc465e934e252cbd93cc7f50457902a24ad128a]]></guid><title><![CDATA[ffscreencast]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2836<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><a href="https://github.com/cytopia/ffscreencast">ffscreencast</a>: <blockquote>
2837 <p>ffscreencast is a shell wrapper for ffmpeg that allows fool-proof screen recording via the command line.</p>
2838
2839 <p>It will auto-detect all available monitors, cameras and microphones and is able to interactively or manually choose the desired recording device(s). Additionally ffscreencast will let you overlay the camera stream on top of the desktop session.</p>
2840</blockquote></body></html>
2841]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/post/137746651593]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[crossplatform,video,screencasts]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[One Thing Well]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/rss]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-01-21 13:00:09]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:ca634c0303aca9cb46ee513d4222d84222de448e]]></guid><title><![CDATA[What to Talk About on First Dates, According to Research]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2843<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p><iframe src="http://tools.gawker-labs.com/iframe/embeds/466" class="custom" width="100%" height="325" scrolling="no"/></p><p class="first-text">Chatting with a stranger <a href="http://lifehacker.com/this-video-teaches-you-the-basics-of-making-small-talk-1709768282#_ga=1.225306522.1662698338.1411053142">can be uncomfortable in any situation</a>. During a first date, when there’s the potential for romance, making conversation can be especially awkward. This video suggests what to talk about on a first date, according to research.</p><p><a x-inset="hidden" href="http://lifehacker.com/this-video-teaches-you-the-basics-of-making-small-talk-1709768282#_ga=1.225306522.1662698338.1411053142">http://lifehacker.com/this-video-tea...</a></p><p>Citing research from various studies, Business Insider’s video tells you what you should (and shouldn’t) talk about during a first date for a better likelihood of a second one. For example, they source a 1997 study researcher Arthur Aron <a href="http://psp.sagepub.com/content/23/4/363.abstract" target="_blank">published in the <em>Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin</em></a>. Aron gave subjects a list of 36 questions to ask each other, and those questions were designed to “create closeness.†Basically, Aron wanted to see if total strangers could more quickly become friends or even romantic partners by sharing secrets and personal info with each other. The study reported:</p><blockquote><p>In the three studies reported here...the mean was about 4 for each question. This suggests that subjects rated their relationship to their partners of less than an hour to be about as close as the average relationship and their lives and in other people’s lives...A third indication that these studies actually produced some degree of felt closeness is that many subjects maintained some relationship with their partners afterwards.</p></blockquote><p>Of course, it’s just one study, and there are a lot of caveats to the findings, but as the video suggests, sharing secrets or other personal information can help make your first date conversation more engaging.</p><p>Additionally, research from <a href="http://lifehacker.com/im-dan-ariely-author-and-professor-and-this-is-how-i-1615748781">author and professor Dan Ariely</a><inset id="1615748781"/> suggests controversial topics make for better first date conversation. Writing about his own research, <a href="http://danariely.com/2010/09/20/online-dating-avoiding-a-bad-equilibrium/" target="_blank">Ariely concludes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Our daters had to choose questions from the list to ask another dater, and could not ask anything else. They were forced to risk it by posing questions that are considered outside of generally accepted bounds. And their partners responded, creating much livelier conversations than we had seen when daters came up with their own question...when people are free to choose what type of discussions they want to have, they often gravitate toward an equilibrium that is easy to maintain but one that no one really enjoys or benefits from. The good news is that if we restrict the equilibria we can get people to gravitate toward behaviors that are better for everyone .</p></blockquote><p>In other words, controversial topics help you get to know each other better, because you’re more likely to share your personal views, opinions, and, possibly, experiences.</p><p>The video offers a few more tips and suggestions, so you’ll want to check it out above or at the link below.</p><p><a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/talk-about-first-date-travel-dating-research-2016-1" target="_blank">What you should talk about on a first date, according to research</a> | Business Insider</p><!-- core-decorated --><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lifehacker/vip/~4/dW3mmDBu0yk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
2844]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://lifehacker.com/what-to-talk-about-on-first-dates-according-to-researc-1754874122]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[first dates,dating,relationships]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Lifehacker]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.gawker.com/lifehacker/vip]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-01-25 17:30:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:42c9522a0784e9ada7736bc2c64844452e0f4e6f]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Strike Torrent Search Goes Open Source, After RIAA Debacle]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2845<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2846<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p><img src="http://torrentfreak.com/images/strikel.png" alt="strikel" width="267" height="177" class="alignright size-full wp-image-114868"/>Last December, Aurous developer Andrew Sampson settled his legal dispute with the RIAA for a <a href="https://torrentfreak.com/riaa-and-aurous-settle-piracy-lawsuit-for-3-million-151209/">massive $3 million</a>, according to the legal paperwork. </p>
2847<p>The legal trouble also affected another popular project <a href="https://torrentfreak.com/strike-public-tracker-dht-searches-presented-cleanly-150321/">Sampson ran</a>, the torrent search engine <a href="http://getstrike.net">Strike</a>. While it was not specifically mentioned in the settlement agreement the Florida-based developer decided to pull the plug on this project too. </p>
2848<p>While the site has been offline for weeks, interest in the project hardly waned. Sampson informs TorrentFreak that over a million visitors still landed on the site, which served pages cached by CloudFlare. In addition, many external services called on the site’s defunct API. </p>
2849<p>This prompted the developer to <a href="https://github.com/StrikeOrg/strike-search">make the code available for others</a>, releasing it under an open source license. </p>
2850<p>“I don’t want to leave thousands of developers hanging; the API received over 25,000,000 unique requests a month, not to mention the millions of unique users we received every month,†Sampson tells us. </p>
2851<p>“I wanted to leave something, it may not be the prettiest thing, but the least I can do is extend an olive branch and give people a small tool set for hosting their own search engines.†</p>
2852<p>With the code anyone can set up a custom torrent search engine, replicating the Strike service. The only thing that’s missing are the actual torrent scrapers. After consulting his lawyers, Sampson decided not to make those public.</p>
2853<p>The past few weeks have been rough for the developer, who says he suffered mentally from his run-in with the RIAA. </p>
2854<p>“After dealing with this lawsuit I’m a bit taxed mentally, I hit a really low point for a while, depression kind of overwhelmed me, I lost a decade long friendship, a lot of my savings, I just became kind of bitter and angry,†Sampson notes.</p>
2855<p>However, he’s slowly starting to get a grip on reality again and is looking forward to working on new projects. While he still has a healthy interest in P2P and BitTorrent, he will stay away from anything remotely infringing. </p>
2856<p>“I’d much rather focus my energy on work and building open source tools that don’t cross grey lines. It is a lot less stressful and feels great.â€</p>
2857<p>The release of Strike’s source code offers the developer the closure he needs, so he can move on to other things. </p>
2858<p>Currently <a href="http://blog.getstrike.net/post/138192622233/were-moving-away-from-torrents-so-whats-next">he’s working on</a> a new project called Ulterius. This is an open source C# based framework that allows users to manage windows based systems from any HTML5 enabled browser.</p>
2859<p>“I received a lot of support from the community during this, I can only hope they like what I make next. I’m 20 years old, so I’m just getting started,†he concludes. </p>
2860<p>Source: <a href="https://torrentfreak.com/">TF</a>, for the latest info on copyright, file-sharing, <a href="https://torrentfreak.com/top-10-most-popular-torrent-sites-of-2016-160102/">torrent sites</a> and <a href="http://torrentfreak.com/anonymous-vpn-service-provider-review-2015-150228/">ANONYMOUS VPN services</a>.</p>
2861<div class="feedflare">
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2864]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[https://torrentfreak.com/strike-torrent-search-goes-open-source-after-riaa-debacle-160130/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[afeat,breaking news,andrew sampson,getstrike,riaa,strike]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[TorrentFreak]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feed.torrentfreak.com/Torrentfreak/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-01-30 10:58:32]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:22c754378dfec6138a4ce2ec4c6c129ab188c232]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Where are all the Camless Engines?]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2866<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>Electric cars are all the rage lately, but let’s not forget about the old standby – internal combustion. The modern internal combustion engine is a marvel of engineering. Today’s engines and surrounding systems have better power, greater fuel economy, and lower emissions than anything that has come before. Centuries’ worth of engineering hours have gone into improving every aspect of the engine – with one notable exception. No automotive manufacturer has been able to eliminate the engine’s camshaft in a piston powered-production vehicle. The irony here is that camless engines are relatively easy to build. The average hacker could modify a small four-stroke engine for camless operation in their workshop. While it wouldn’t be a practical device, it would be a great test bed for experimentation and learning.</p>
2867<h3>Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow</h3>
2868<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-191287" src="https://hackadaycom.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dohc.gif?w=400&h=389" alt="dohc" width="400" height="389"/>A multi-cylinder gasoline engine is a complex dance. Hundreds of parts must move in synchronicity. Valves open and close, injectors mist fuel, spark plugs fire, and pistons move up and down. All follow the four-stroke “Intake, Compression, Combustion, Exhaust†<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_cycle" target="_blank">Otto cycle</a>. The camshaft controls much of this by opening and closing the engine’s spring-loaded intake and exhaust valves. Lobes on the shaft press on tappets which then move the valve stems and the valves themselves. The camshaft itself is driven at half the speed of the crankshaft through timing gears, chains, or a belt. Some valve trains are relatively simple – such as overhead cam engines. Others, such as the cam-in-block design, are more complex, with pushrods, rockers, and other parts required to translate the movement of the cam lobe to movement at the valve.</p>
2869<p>Exactly when, and how fast a valve opens is determined by the profile of the cam lobe. Auto racing and performance enthusiasts often change camshafts to those with more aggressive profiles and different timing offsets depending on the engine’s requirements. Everything comes at a cost though. A camshaft machined for maximum power generally won’t idle well and will make the engine harder to start. Too aggressive a lobe profile can lead to valve float, where the valves never fully seat at high RPM.</p>
2870<h3>Myriad Solutions</h3>
2871<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-191286" src="https://hackadaycom.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/vanos.jpg?w=400&h=201" alt="vanos" width="400" height="201"/>Engine manufacturers have spent years working around the limitations of the camshaft. The results are myriad proprietary solutions. Honda has VTEC, short for Variable Valve Timing and Lift Electronic Control. Toyota has VVT-i. BMW has VANOS, Ford has VCT. All these systems provide ways to adjust the valve action to some degree. VANOS works by allowing the camshaft to slightly rotate a few degrees relative to its normal timing, similar to moving a tooth or two on the timing chain. While these systems do work, they tend to be mechanically complex, and expensive to repair.</p>
2872<p>The simple solution would be to go with a camless engine. This would mean eliminating the camshaft, timing belt, and most of the associated hardware. Solenoids or hydraulic actuators open and close the valves in an infinitely variable number of ways. Valves can even be held open indefinitely, effectively shutting down a cylinder when max power isn’t necessary.</p>
2873<p>So why aren’t we all driving camless engines? There are a few reasons. The advantages of camless engines to camshaft engines are analogous to the advantages of electronic fuel injection (EFI) vs carburetors. At the core, a fuel injector is a solenoid controlled valve. The fuel pump provides constant pressure. The engine control unit (ECU) fires the injectors at just the right time to inject fuel into the cylinders.The computer also leaves the valves open long enough so that the right amount of fuel is injected for the current throttle position. Electronically this is very similar to what would be required for a camless engine. So what gives?</p>
2874<figure id="attachment_191288" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption alignright"><img class="size-medium wp-image-191288" src="https://hackadaycom.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/efi.jpg?w=400&h=300" alt="22R-e, an early EFI engine" width="400" height="300"/><figcaption class="wp-caption-text">Toyota’s celebrated 22R-E, an early EFI engine</figcaption></figure><p>Hackers in their 30’s and beyond will remember that until the late 1970’s and early 1980’s, the carburetor was king. Companies had been experimenting with EFI since the 1950’s. The system didn’t become mainstream until the stiff pollution laws of the 70’s came into effect. Making a clean, fuel-efficient carbureted engine was possible, but there were so many mechanical and electronic actuators required that the EFI was a better alternative. So the laws of the 70’s effectively regulated carburetors out of existence. We’re looking at much the same thing with camless engines. What’s missing are the regulations to force the issue.</p>
2875<p>All the big manufacturers have experimented with the camless concept. The best effort to date has been from <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4p-55a3WV8" target="_blank">Freevalve, a subsidiary of Koenigsegg</a>. They have a <a href="http://jalopnik.com/what-its-like-to-ride-in-a-car-with-the-camless-engine-1529865968" target="_blank">prototype engine running in a Saab</a>. LaunchPoint Technologies have uploaded <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEjAv0hFug" target="_blank">videos showing some impressive actuator designs</a> LaunchPoint is working with voice coils, the same technology which moves the heads in your hard drive.<br/>
2876None of this means that you can’t have a camless engine now – companies like Wärtsilä and Man have engines commercially available. However, these are giant diesel engines used to drive large ships or generate power. Not exactly what you’d want to put in a your subcompact car! For the hacker set, the best way to get your hands on a camless engine today is to hack one yourself.</p>
2877<h3>Ladies and gentlemen, <del>start</del> hack your engines!</h3>
2878<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-191291" src="https://hackadaycom.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cam1.png?w=400&h=304" alt="cam1" width="400" height="304"/>Simple, single-cylinder camless engines are relatively easy to build. Start with a four stroke overhead valve engine from a snowblower, scooter, or the like. Make sure the engine is a non-interference model. This means that it is physically impossible for the valves to crash into the pistons. Add a power source and some solenoids. From there it’s just a matter of creating a control system. Examples are all over the internet. [Sukhjit Singh Banga] built <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRBhqy4LpnQ" target="_blank">this engine</a> as <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRBhqy4LpnQ" target="_blank">part of a college project</a>. The control system is a mechanical wheel with electric contacts, similar to a distributor cap and rotor system. [bbaldwin1987’s] <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKafAcI81P4" target="_blank">Camless Engine Capstone project at West Virginia University</a> uses a microcontroller to operate the solenoids. Note that this project uses two solenoids – one to open and one to close the valve. The engine doesn’t need to rely on a spring for closure. [Brian Miller] <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt6eNAHiD18" target="_blank">also built a camless engine for college</a>, in this case Brigham Young University Idaho Camless Engine. [Brian’s] engine uses hall effect sensors on the original camshaft to fire the solenoids. This route is an excellent stepping stone before making the jump to full electronic control.</p>
2879<p>It wouldn’t take much work to expand these projects to a multi-cylinder engine. All we’re waiting for is the right hacker to take up the challenge!</p><br/>Filed under: <a href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/191283/">slider</a>, <a href="http://hackaday.com/category/transportation-hacks/">transportation hacks</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/191283/"/></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=hackaday.com&blog=4779443&post=191283&subd=hackadaycom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1"/></body></html>
2880]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/2016/02/16/where-are-all-the-camless-engines/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[slider,transportation hacks,camless,engine,internal combustion,koenigsegg]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Hackaday]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://hackaday.com/feed/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-02-16 15:00:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:3a6847a2437ba52b5323f5898a762cc41622719d]]></guid><title><![CDATA[polipoid]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2881<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2882<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><a href="https://github.com/splondike/polipoid">polipoid</a>: <blockquote>
2883 <p>Polipoid brings the <a href="http://www.pps.univ-paris-diderot.fr/~jch/software/polipo/">Polipo HTTP proxy</a> to Android. Polipo lets you do useful things such as cache web pages for offline access and should generally speed up browsing a little.</p>
2884</blockquote></body></html>
2885]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/post/140210444567]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[android,caching,web]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[One Thing Well]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/rss]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-02-29 13:00:47]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:73c6bf351d6ffe51ab8b954b757009c691fab837]]></guid><title><![CDATA[x11fs]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2886<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2887<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><a href="https://github.com/sdhand/x11fs">x11fs</a>: <blockquote>
2888 <p>x11fs is a tool for manipulating X windows.</p>
2889
2890 <p>It creates a vitual filesystem to represent open windows, similar to what <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Procfs"><code>/proc</code></a> does for processes. This allows windows to be controlled using any language or tool with simple file IO, in a true unix fashion.</p>
2891</blockquote></body></html>
2892]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/post/140856907928]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[x11,windowmanagers,linux]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[One Thing Well]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/rss]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-03-11 15:00:15]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:cbd49f3e6caa7fbb5a5f1fd7e7aeb1d4a5dab45e]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Downloading MP3s From Spotify is Easy – But Feels Dated]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2893<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2894<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p><a href="/images/spotify.jpg" rel="attachment wp-att-36278"><img src="http://torrentfreak.com/images/spotify.jpg" alt="spotify" width="200" height="125" class="alignright size-full wp-image-36278"/></a>These days there are essentially two ways to obtain music on-demand. One can buy MP3s from places like iTunes or for those looking to make their pennies stretch further, streaming solutions like Spotify are just what the doctor ordered.</p>
2895<p>Services that allow users to download MP3s are more expensive than streaming options and no wonder. Offline listening features notwithstanding, streaming is somewhat transient. Like a diamond, an MP3 is forever.</p>
2896<p>No surprise then that Spotify users squealed with excitement back in March 2013 when a new Chrome extension hit the web. <a href="http://raldenhoven.github.io/downloadify/">Downloadify</a> by <a href="https://twitter.com/rAldenhoven">Robin Aldenhoven</a> allowed Spotify users to permanently download MP3s to their devices from the Spotify web interface, a move that sparked a frenzy of people doing just that.</p>
2897<p>Now, three years on, it appears that downloading MP3s from Spotify is a thing again. This time around it’s not quite as easy as installing a simple extension but for those with a PC and a modicum of patience it shouldn’t prove too much of a problem.</p>
2898<p>The original code for the aptly named Spotify Playlist Downloader (SPD) was created by <a href="https://github.com/Lordmau5">Lordmau5</a> and has been kicking around for a few weeks. Given a few parameters it happily dumps playlists full of 160 kbps MP3s to the host machine in seconds and names them nicely too.</p>
2899<p>However, SPD requires people to fiddle around using a command line, something the majority simply can’t be bothered with. So, what SPD needed was for someone to come along and augment it with a nice Windows GUI to make the whole thing more user-friendly.</p>
2900<p>Thanks to <a href="https://github.com/dekiller82">dekiller82</a>, Spotify Playlist Downloader now happily runs via a basic GUI, provided people also install <a href="https://nodejs.org/en/">NodeJS</a> and Microsoft’s .NET framework up front.</p>
2901<p/><center><br/><h5>Spotify Playlist Downloader</h5>
2902<p><a href="http://torrentfreak.com/images/SPD-1.png" rel="attachment wp-att-119581"><img src="http://torrentfreak.com/images/SPD-1.png" alt="SPD-1" width="587" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-119581"/></a></p></center>
2903<p>Admittedly it’s a bit clunky but it definitely works and does so with both premium and even free Spotify accounts. There are reports that free accounts can seize up after vigorous SPD use but eventually they begin to work again although no one seems to know why.</p>
2904<p>So with tens of millions of tracks now available to anyone with a PC, one might expect there are celebrations to be had. Indeed, in some quarters they’re probably going on right now.</p>
2905<p>But without the whole Spotify package, complete with recommendations, superb music discovery opportunities and a beautiful interface, the hand stacking, sorting and categorizing of MP3s feels somewhat primitive. Sure, the tracks come at a bargain price, but using them seems like a step back in time.</p>
2906<p>There’s little doubt that sooner or later Spotify will plug the hole exploited by SPD but in the meantime thousands of people will be greedily filling their hard drives with MP3s. For some it will entail grabbing some treasured classics but for others it will mean revisiting a life filled with soulless Windows Explorer folders that lead first to excitement and then musical dead ends.</p>
2907<p>Everyone knows that forbidden fruit is alluring but sometimes the realization dawns that while it’s definitely exciting, it’s not necessarily more tasty.</p>
2908<p>The license-bending, label-annoying Spotify Playlist Downloader project can be found <a href="https://github.com/dekiller82/spotify-playlist-downloader-with-windows-gui">here</a>.</p>
2909<p>Source: <a href="https://torrentfreak.com/">TF</a>, for the latest info on copyright, file-sharing, <a href="https://torrentfreak.com/top-10-most-popular-torrent-sites-of-2016-160102/">torrent sites</a> and <a href="https://torrentfreak.com/vpn-provider-anonymous-review-160220/">ANONYMOUS VPN services</a>.</p>
2910<div class="feedflare">
2911<a href="http://feed.torrentfreak.com/~ff/Torrentfreak?a=XJhiCAZJ7bc:iUHxV9ti5qU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Torrentfreak?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feed.torrentfreak.com/~ff/Torrentfreak?a=XJhiCAZJ7bc:iUHxV9ti5qU:D7DqB2pKExk"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Torrentfreak?i=XJhiCAZJ7bc:iUHxV9ti5qU:D7DqB2pKExk" border="0"/></a>
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2913]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[https://torrentfreak.com/downloading-mp3s-from-spotify-is-easy-but-feels-dated-160320/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[afeat,news,mp3,spotify]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[TorrentFreak]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feed.torrentfreak.com/Torrentfreak/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-03-20 11:28:10]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:04b42de38596b63c72d6b831146fc7d8db2fc1d5]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Animation software used by Studio Ghibli will soon be free]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2914<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2915<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><img src="http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/2b634c3c99f0ee20a74515eac48662ae/203576388/toonz-ghibli-2016-03-21-01-ed.jpg"/><p>You may not have heard of Toonz animation software, but you've no doubt seen work it was used in: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/09/20/level-5s-hino-wants-to-adapt-studio-ghiblis-castle-in-the-sky/">Studio Ghibli</a> films like <em>Spirited Away</em> and <em>Tale of the Princess Kaguya</em> (above), or the animated series <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2015/11/23/futurama-mobile-game/"><em>Futurama</em></a>. Now, the Toonz Ghibli Edition used by legendary Japanese filmmakers like Hayao Miyazaki is <a href="http://www.toonzpremium.com/#!news/aawrs">going open-source</a>, making it free to use by studios and novice animators alike. The deal came after Japanese publisher <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2014/02/04/digital-360-degree-concert-broadcast/">Dwango</a> acquired the software from Italian developer Digital Video. It's now focusing on customization and training, but will still sell a premium version to companies "at a very competitive price."</p>
2916 <p>Studio Ghibli's imaging director Atsushi Okui says, "we are happy to hear that this open-source version contains the Ghibli Edition. We hope that many people inside and outside of the animation industry will utilize this software for their work." Toonz, which debuted way back in 1993, is used to convert hand-drawn and rasterized art into vector graphics. From there, it can be animated in 2D by creating "skeletons" for characters, providing a similar animation workflow to 3D projects.</p>
2917
2918<p>The open-source announcement means that a production-ready version of the software, which used to run thousands of dollars, is now free for aspiring editors. Studio Ghibli says it first chose the app in 1995 for <em>Princess Mononoke</em> "to combine hand-drawn animation with the digitally painted ones seamlessly ... in order to continue producing theater-quality animation without additional stress." It takes considerable effort to learn software as deep as Toonz, but now that it's free, it'll be easier for aspiring animators to become the next Miyazaki or Takahata. It will be presented officially at Anime Japan in Tokyo, which starts on March 26th.</p>
2919
2920<img alt="The Tale of the Princess Kaguya - Exclusive Clip" id="fivemin-widget-blogsmith-image-244976" src="https://spthumbnails.5min.com/10373993/518699604_3_570_411.jpg"/><div style="clear:both;"/>
2921 <p><strong>Via: </strong><a href="http://www.cartoonbrew.com/tech/toonz-software-used-studio-ghibli-futurama-made-free-open-source-138111.html" target="_blank">Cartoon Brew</a><!--//--></p>
2922 <p><strong>Source: </strong><a href="http://www.toonzpremium.com/#!news/aawrs" target="_blank">Toonz</a><!--//--></p></body></html>
2923]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://www.engadget.com/2016/03/21/toonz-studio-ghibli-edition-open-source/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[animation,art,av,digitalvideo,dwango,entertainment,opensource,personal computing,personalcomputing,software,studioghibli,toonz,video]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Engadget Full RSS Feed]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://www.engadget.com/rss-full.xml]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-03-21 12:25:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:105487bbc072863681149444b5bf19483fbc491c]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Tumbless]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2924<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2925<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><a href="https://github.com/matteobrusa/Tumbless">Tumbless</a>: <blockquote>
2926 <p>A Tumblr-like blogging platform living in Amazon S3 (and your browser).</p>
2927
2928 <p>Tumbless leverages the capabilities of HTML5 and Amazon S3 to offer a blogging platform without a specialized backend.</p>
2929</blockquote></body></html>
2930]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/post/141432660615]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[weblogs,s3,tumblr]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[One Thing Well]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/rss]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-03-21 15:00:28]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:6c1421d67359e6fdda981034ba41a157c58b20bd]]></guid><title><![CDATA[If Caravaggio Painted ‘The Legend Of Zelda’]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2931<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2932<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p><img src="http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/caravaggio-zelda-top.jpg" alt="caravaggio zelda top" width="600" height="559"/></p>
2933<p>It’s a good thing Baroque artist Caravaggio didn’t have a game console, because he would have taken a rage quit to a whole new level. If he didn’t murder someone, paintings like this would have undoubtedly been the result. </p>
2934<p>We have Artist <a href="http://astoralexander.deviantart.com/gallery/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ãstor Alexander</a> to thank for this awesome concept. </p>
2935<p>Check out more examples below. </p>
2936<p><img src="http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rit9oboq0eq1nuppvsyo.jpg" alt="rit9oboq0eq1nuppvsyo" width="600" height="900"/></p>
2937<p><img src="http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the_beast_and_the_princess_wallpaper_by_astoralexander-d9pkoda.jpg" alt="the_beast_and_the_princess_wallpaper_by_astoralexander-d9pkoda" width="600" height="338"/></p>
2938<p><img src="http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wikme8oqglw9xpac1an2.jpg" alt="wikme8oqglw9xpac1an2" width="600" height="900"/></p>
2939 <br/><p align="right">
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2941]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://nerdapproved.com/misc-weirdness/caravaggios-legend-of-zelda/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[news,nerd approved]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[FashionablyGeek]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feedex.net/feed/feeds2.feedburner.com/fashionablygeek]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-03-22 13:45:59]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:5ebe22d4fff78af2667035fa35708fead2cb955a]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Android rooting bug opens Nexus phones to “permanent device compromiseâ€]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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2943<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><div id="rss-wrap"> <div> <img src="http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Nexus-1-640x427.jpg"/><p class="caption" style="font-size:0.8em"><a href="http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Nexus-1.jpg" class="enlarge" data-height="3648" data-width="5472">Enlarge</a> </p> </div> <div><a name="page-1"/></div> <p>Millions of Android phones, including the entire line of Nexus models, are vulnerable to attacks that can execute malicious code and take control of core functions almost permanently, Google officials have warned.</p> <p>The officials have already uncovered one unidentified Google Play app that attempted to exploit the vulnerability, although they said they didn't consider the app to be doing so for malicious purposes. They are in the process of releasing a fix, but at the moment any phone that hasn't received a security patch level of March 18 or later is vulnerable. The flaw, which allows apps to gain nearly unfettered "root" access that bypasses the entire Android security model, has its origins in an elevation of privileges vulnerability in the Linux kernel. Linux developers fixed it in April 2014 but never identified it as a security threat. For reasons that aren't clear, Android developers failed to patch it even after the flaw received the vulnerability identifier CVE-2015-1805 in February 2015.</p> <p>"An elevation of privilege vulnerability in the kernel could enable a local malicious application to execute arbitrary code in the kernel," an <a href="https://source.android.com/security/advisory/2016-03-18.html">Android security advisory published Friday</a> stated. "This issue is rated as a critical severity due to the possibility of a local permanent device compromise and the device would possibly need to be repaired by re-flashing the operating system."</p> </div><p><a href="http://arstechnica.com/security/2016/03/rooting-bug-in-android-opens-nexus-phones-to-permanent-device-compromise/#p3">Read 5 remaining paragraphs</a> | <a href="http://arstechnica.com/security/2016/03/rooting-bug-in-android-opens-nexus-phones-to-permanent-device-compromise/?comments=1">Comments</a></p><br clear="all"/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/arstechnica/news/~4/R2uTc5RnAhc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
2944]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://arstechnica.com/security/2016/03/rooting-bug-in-android-opens-nexus-phones-to-permanent-device-compromise/]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[risk assessment,vulnerabilities,exploits,gear & gadgets,nexus,android,google,linux,technology lab]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Ars Technica]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://feeds.arstechnica.com/arstechnica/news/]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-03-22 20:20:04]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:8912187f13d95506b12212991b75638ece245448]]></guid><title><![CDATA[Disconest]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2945<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2946<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><a href="http://disconest.com">Disconest</a>: <blockquote>
2947 <p>Disconest uses <a href="http://the.echonest.com/">The Echonest</a> music database to find… information [including key and BPM] about records and CDs registered on <a href="http://www.discogs.com/developers/">Discogs</a>.</p>
2948</blockquote></body></html>
2949]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/post/141553241482]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[music,web,metadata,dj]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[One Thing Well]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://onethingwell.org/rss]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-03-23 17:00:11]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:cd8f383ff6869033eb17d1d088b502deed4db997]]></guid><title><![CDATA[This Rocking Chair Will Knit You A Cozy Hat [Video]]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
2950<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
2951<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p><img src="http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rocking-chair-hat.jpg" alt="rocking chair hat" width="600" height="422"/></p>
2952<p>Sorry, Grandma, but you’re getting replaced. This invention by students Damien Ludi and Colin Peillex of ECAL is called the Low-Tech Factor Rocking-Knit is able to knit a hat all on its own — all you have to do is rock back and forth. No, this isn’t an April Fool’s joke: the Rocking-Knit was built for real, and it is magnificent.</p>
2953<p>See it in action below. </p>
2954<p>(via <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/an-ingenious-rocking-chair-that-uses-its-own-kinetic-motion-to-effortlessly-knit-a-hat/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Laughing Squid</a>)</p>
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2960<p>Thermite is dangerous. <em>Really</em> dangerous. Burns at over 4000 degrees dangerous. You should never screw around with it unless you are a trained professional. </p>
2961<p>Enter <a href="http://nerdapproved.com/?s=colin+furze" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">professional lunatic Colin Furze</a> who decided to make a launcher that propels the stuff. Y’know, so he’s got something handy come the post-nuclear apocalypse.</p>
2962<p>Furze detailed the entire build process for his insane bit of weaponry in the videos below. </p>
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2967<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>Ever want to try your hand at black smithing? Building a forge is expensive and tricky — especially if you live in an apartment! But we’re all tech nerds here — it’s way cooler to use induction heating to heat up your metal for forging. Fire is for cavemen! [Josh Campbell] is working on a kit to bring induction heating to the masses — he calls it the <a href="http://reactorforge.com/" target="_blank">Reactor Forge.</a></p>
2968<p>The kit hasn’t launched yet, but you can follow his progress on his <a href="https://github.com/joshcam/ReactorForge" target="_blank">GitHub</a>. Induction heating works by magnetically inducing current into the metal, where resistance turns the current into heat without physical contact. The Reactor Forge [Josh] has built runs off of a 220V circuit, and in the following demonstration, heats up a 6″ section of 1/2″ steel bar.</p>
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2970<p>When the bar is cold, the induction heater draws about 1500 W — but once it starts to heat up, it draws more and more, topping out at a whopping 6500 W once heated up.</p>
2971<p><iframe class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="800" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0vL-sArhmkI?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&autohide=2&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" allowfullscreen="true" style="border:0;"/></p>
2972<p>As far as induction heaters go, this project looks pretty slick. But we love this <a href="http://hackaday.com/2014/12/02/kentucky-fried-induction-furnace/">old induction heater</a> we covered a few years back. It uses a <em>KFC chicken bucket</em> as the concrete mold for the furnace chamber!</p>
2973<p>[Thanks for the tip Mark!]</p><br/>Filed under: <a href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/198854/">slider</a>, <a href="http://hackaday.com/category/tool-hacks/">tool hacks</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/198854/"/></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=hackaday.com&blog=4779443&post=198854&subd=hackadaycom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1"/></body></html>
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2976<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>Over the last few years, news that police, military, and intelligence organizations use portable cellular phone surveillance devices – colloquially known as the ‘Stingray’ – has gotten out, despite their best efforts to keep a lid on the practice. There are legitimate privacy and legal concerns, but there’s also some fun tech in mobile cell-phone stations.</p>
2977<p>Off-the-shelf Stingray devices cost somewhere between $16,000 and $125,000, far too rich for a poor hacker’s pocketbook. Of course, what the government can do for $100,000, anyone else can do for five hundred. <a href="https://evilsocket.net/2016/03/31/how-to-build-your-own-rogue-gsm-bts-for-fun-and-profit/" target="_blank">Here’s how you build your own Stingray using off the shelf hardware</a>.</p>
2978<p>[Simone] has been playing around with a brand new <a href="https://www.nuand.com/blog/product/bladerf-x40/" target="_blank">BladeRF x40</a>, a USB 3.0 software defined radio that operates in full duplex. It costs $420. This, combined with two rubber duck antennas, a Raspberry Pi 3, and a USB power bank is all the hardware you need. Software is a little trickier, but [Simone] has all the instructions.</p>
2979<p>Of course, if you want to look at the less legitimate applications of this hardware, [Simone]’s build is only good at receiving/tapping/intercepting <em>unencrypted</em> GSM signals. It’s great if you want to set up a few base stations at Burning Man and hand out SIM cards like ecstasy, but GSM has encryption. You won’t be able to decrypt every GSM signal this system can see without a little bit of work.</p>
2980<p>Luckily, GSM is horribly, horribly broken. <a href="http://hackaday.com/2007/08/11/cccamp-2007-gsm-a5-cracking/">At CCCamp in 2007</a>, [Steve Schear] and [David Hulton] started building a rainbow table of the A5 cyphers that is used on a GSM network between the handset and tower. <a href="http://hackaday.com/2010/07/22/release-the-kraken-open-source-gsm-cracking-tool-released/">GSM cracking is open source</a>, and <a href="https://srlabs.de/gprs/" target="_blank">there are flaws in GPRS</a>, the method GSM networks use to relay data transmissions to handsets. In case you haven’t noticed, GSM is completely broken.</p>
2981<p>Thanks [Justin] for the tip.</p><br/>Filed under: <a href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/199607/">Cellphone Hacks</a>, <a href="http://hackaday.com/category/radio-hacks/">radio hacks</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/199607/"/></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=hackaday.com&blog=4779443&post=199607&subd=hackadaycom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1"/></body></html>
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2984<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>With a welder and a bunch of scrap, you can build just about anything that moves. Want a dune buggy? That’s just some tube and a pipe bender. Need a water pump? You might need a grinder. A small tractor? Just find some big knobby tires in a junkyard. Of course, the one thing left out of all these builds is a small motor, preferably one that can run on everything from kerosene to used cooking oil. This is the problem [Shane] is tackling for his entry to the 2016 Hackaday Prize. It’s an <a href="https://hackaday.io/project/10670-open-source-two-stroke-diesel-engine" target="_blank">Open Source Two-Stroke Diesel Engine</a> that’s easy for anyone to build and has minimal moving parts.</p>
2985<p>[Shane]’s engine is based on the Junkers Jumo 205 motor, a highly successful aircraft engine first produced in the early 1930s and continued production through World War II. This is a weird engine, with two opposed pistons in one cylinder that come very close to slamming together. It’s a great design for aircraft engines due to it’s lightweight construction. And the simplicity of the system lends itself easily to wartime field maintenance.</p>
2986<p>The Jumo 205 was a monstrous 12-piston, 6-cylinder engine, but for [Shane]’s first attempt, he’s scaling the design down to a 50cc motor with the intent of scaling the design up to 125cc and 250cc. So far, [Shane] has about 30 hours of simple CAD work behind him and a ton of high-level FEA work ahead of him. Then [Shane] will actually need to build a prototype.</p>
2987<p>This is actually [Shane]’s second entry to the Hackaday Prize with this idea. Last year, <a href="http://hackaday.com/2015/05/09/hackaday-prize-entry-open-source-diesel/">he threw his hat into the ring with the same idea</a>, but building a working diesel power plant is a lot of work. Too much for one man-year, certainly, so we can’t wait to see the progress [Shane] makes this year.</p>
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3003<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>tedlistens writes: In January, hundreds of students enrolled in the University of Leiden Medical School's 'Clinical Kidney Transplantation.' But they weren't there: the class is completely virtual, the world's first massively open online course to offer instruction in the surgical procedure. Taught by 13 doctors through videos and interactive modules...the free course isn't intended to replace real-life education with hospital patients. Nor is it likely to prepare students to conduct a kidney transplant anytime soon. (For a fee, students can receive a certificate of completion.) But it's part of a new digital push among medical schools around the world, including Harvard and Stanford, that are seeking to educate a generation of students raised on smartphones and to expand their audiences to virtually anyone with a computer and an internet connection.</p><p/><div class="share_submission" style="position:relative;">
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3014<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><img src="http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/32090915d2b3df2e24813e790351815f/203703903/Virtual%2BDesktop%2B1-ed.jpg"/><p>I can trace my computing history along a path of display milestones. The 10-inch VGA monitor that came with my Packard Bell desktop in the '90s was a huge leap forward from the low-res Apple II displays I used in school. Then there was the 20-inch Sony Trinitron flat CRT that I brought to college with my first custom-built desktop, which served as my dorm entertainment center for years. These days, I rock two 24-inch 1080p LCDs at home, and I'm eyeing an ultra-wide screen upgrade at some point. After spending several hours with Virtual Desktop, a $15 app developed by Guy Godin for the <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2016/03/28/oculus-rift-review/">Oculus Rift</a> and <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2016/04/05/htc-vive-review/">HTC Vive</a> that brings the full Windows experience to VR, it seems like we're close to yet another display revolution.</p>
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3017<p>Imagine having your entire Windows desktop projected on a movie theater screen while sitting in the best seat in the house, and you'll have some idea of what Virtual Desktop offers. Instead of a darkened theater, though, the display floats atop your choice of backgrounds (I really enjoy the detailed space environments). It brings to mind fantastical interfaces from science fiction -- in particular, the trippy augmented reality setup from the game <em>Heavy Rain</em>.</p>
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3019<p>There's a definite "wow" factor to Virtual Desktop. After installing and running the app, I just slipped on my Rift headset and was presented with an impressive recreation of my Windows setup. Once you're in virtual view, you can resize the size and distance of the desktop, from the equivalent of sitting six feet away from a 60-inch display, to having it tower before you as if it were on a enormous IMAX screen. I found it most comfortable to have the virtual screen completely fill up my field of vision, even though that also involved occasionally moving my head around to focus on specific things.</p>
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3021<p>SteamVR's "<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2016/03/24/steamvr-recreates-your-pc-desktop-in-virtual-reality/">desktop theater mode</a>" on the HTC Vive also lets you use Windows in VR, but in my testing it was hard to actually read text and use Windows as you normally would. It's mainly meant for playing non-VR games and movies in your headset. In comparison, I had no trouble going through my email, browsing the web and reading long articles with Virtual Desktop. It was so comfortable, in fact, that I was able to use it for hours on end.</p>
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3023<p><img data-credit="Guy Godin" data-mep="1187767" src="http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dims3/GLOB/crop/1920x1080+0+0/resize/1400x788!/format/jpg/quality/85/http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/24ec92c97d3147ffa2ef49003015646d/203703774/Virtual+Desktop+3.jpg" alt=""/></p>
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3025<p>Virtual Desktop is particularly impressive when it comes to watching videos, since you can freely make the screen larger for a more cinematic experience. Of course, you won't get the full resolution of 1080p HD videos, since both the Rift and Vive are limited by their displays, which only offer a resolution of 1280 x 1080 pixels per eye. Videos still looked sharp and clear in full-screen mode though. And after being underwhelmed by the virtual theater apps on both the Rift and Vive, which seem more focused on reminding you that you're in a VR environment than actually making videos look good, I was surprised to find I actually enjoyed watching things with Virtual Desktop.</p>
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3027<p>There's also support for viewing 360-degree videos and photos with the app, which is useful for quickly jumping into an immersive clip from YouTube. This is one area that the app needs to improve on, though. To plug in a video, you need to copy a URL to your clipboard and insert that into Virtual Desktop's settings app. It'll then proceed to download the video and play it instantly. You can also open up 360-degree videos already on your computer, but it's far more likely you'll be grabbing content from YouTube and other sites.</p>
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3029<p>The big problem with the app? You still have to rely on your keyboard and mouse to navigate Windows, which will definitely be an issue if you don't touch-type well. Remember, you can't easily see what's going on in front of you. Virtual Desktop shows why something like the Vive's webcam, which <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2016/01/05/htc-vive-virtual-reality-chaperone/">lets you quickly view the outside world</a>, is essential for all VR headsets. I did most of my testing with the Oculus Rift, so I was forced to either type very carefully, or remove the headset if I needed to hit a specific key. (Function keys, in particular, are hard to touch-type.)</p>
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3031<p><img data-credit="Guy Godin" data-mep="1187768" src="http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dims3/GLOB/crop/1920x1080+0+0/resize/1400x788!/format/jpg/quality/85/http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/839bf30149672d4e6b6d401ce374709b/203703762/Virtual+Desktop+2.jpg" alt=""/></p>
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3033<p>I was able to write several lengthy emails while wearing the Rift, but it always took a few seconds for my fingers to readjust to the key positions after taking my hands away. That ended up being a bigger issue for entering web addresses or numbers of any kind, since those involve hitting keys that aren't in my normal touch-typing range. (My slim wireless keyboard doesn't have a number pad, though that probably would make my life easier.) Mousing around Windows in Virtual Desktop was fine, and the app also made something mundane like photo editing feel like a revelatory experience. Cropping and recoloring a giant image felt akin to working on a giant Jackson Pollock-esque canvas.</p>
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3035<p>I won't be giving up my dual monitor setup anytime soon, but I was surprised by how well my workflow transferred to Virtual Desktop. I could see creative types preferring it to a restrictive monitor setup, especially for things like video and audio editing, where you normally have dozens of tracks to juggle at one. Just like <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2016/04/08/oculus-rift-vs-htc-vive/">the first batch of VR hardware</a>, the app feels like a sign of things to come. It won't be too long until we can just slip on a pair of glasses to have a full desktop environment emerge from our smartphones.</p></body></html>
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3039 <p>CipherShed is free (as in free-of-charge and free-speech) encryption software for keeping your data secure and private. It started as a fork of the now-discontinued TrueCrypt Project.</p>
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3041 <p>CipherShed is cross-platform; It is available for Windows, Mac OS X and GNU/Linux. Although, as packages for OS X and Linux do not exist, yet, users of those platforms will need to compile CipherShed.</p>
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3045<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>RFID was supposed to revolutionize asset tracking, replacing the barcode everywhere. Or at least that was the prediction once tags got under five cents apiece. They still cost seven to fifteen cents, even in bulk, and the barcode is still sitting pretty. [Chouchang (Jack) Yang] and [Alanson Sample] of Disney Research hope to change that.</p>
3046<p>Instead of tagging every electronic device, they use <a href="https://www.disneyresearch.com/publication/em-id/" target="_blank">whatever electromagnetic emissions</a> the device currently produces when it’s powered up. What’s surprising is not that they can tell an iPhone from a toy lightsaber, but that they can tell the toy lightsabers <em>apart</em>. But apparently there’s enough manufacturing and tolerance differences from piece to piece that they appear unique most of the time.</p>
3047<p>The <a href="https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/disneyresearch/wp-content/uploads/20160427222554/EM-ID-Tag-less-Identification-of-Electrical-Devices-via-Electromagnetic-Emissions-Paper.pdf" target="_blank">paper</a> (PDF) goes through the details and procedure. The coolest bit? The sensor they use is an RTL-SDR unit with the radio-mixer front end removed and replaced with a simple transformer. This lets them feed baseband (tuning from 0 to 28.8 MHz) straight into the <del datetime="2016-05-22T19:21:15+00:00">DAC</del> ADC and on to the computer which does the heavy math. Sawing off the frontend of a TV tuner is a hack, for those of you out there with empty bingo cards.</p>
3048<p>If you like statistics, you’ll want to read the paper for details about how they exactly do the classification of objects, but the overview is that they first start by figuring out what type of device they’re “hearing†and then focusing on which particular one it is. The measure that they use ends up being essentially a normalized correlation.</p>
3049<p>While we’re not sure how well this will scale to thousands of devices, they get remarkably good results (around 95%) for picking one device out of five. The method won’t be robust to overclocking or underclocking of the device’s CPU, so we’re concerned about temperature and battery-voltage effects. But it’s a novel idea, and one that’s ripe for the hacker-rebuild. And for the price of an RTL-SDR, and with no additional per-tag outlay as with an RFID system, it’s pretty neat.</p>
3050<p>Thanks [Static] for the tip! Via <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2016/05/05/disney-research-em-id/" target="_blank">Engadget.</a></p><br/>Filed under: <a href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/205726/">wireless hacks</a> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/hackadaycom.wordpress.com/205726/"/></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=hackaday.com&blog=4779443&post=205726&subd=hackadaycom&ref=&feed=1" width="1" height="1"/></body></html>
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3053<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>This morning it went public that ownCloud was forked into Nextcloud by many of the former contributors including ownCloud's founder. The ownCloud company has now responded...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Phoronix/~4/YMxjalL-IZ0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></p></body></html>
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3056<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>An anonymous reader writes: Y Combinator will give 100 randomly-selected families in Oakland between $1,000 and $2,000 each month as a test, continuing the payments for between six months and a year. And The Guardian reports that Finland and The Netherlands also are preparing pilot programs to test Universal Basic Income, while Switzerland will vote on a similar program this week. One Australian site is now also asking whether the program could work in Australia, noting that currently the country spends around $3 billion on their Centrelink welfare system, "so simplification can offer huge potential savings."
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3058The Guardian sums up the case for a Universal Basic Income as a reaction to improving technology. "In a future in which robots decimate the jobs but not necessarily the wealth of nations...states should be able to afford to pay all their citizens a basic income unconditional of needs or requirements... In an increasingly digital economy, it would also provide a necessary injection of cash so people can afford to buy the apps and gadgets produced by the new robot workforce." I'd be curious to hear what Slashdot readers think about the possibility of a government-run Universal Basic Income program.</p><p/><div class="share_submission" style="position:relative;">
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3069<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><img src="http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/fdb58c482f32fa9819badc96f13c101/203915357/FLIPPY.gif"/><em>Bloomberg</em> <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-07/samsung-said-to-consider-phones-with-bendable-screens-for-2017-ip4tgwz9">sources</a> say that Samsung is thinking of introducing phones with bendable screens. In fact, Samsung said that it would have that technology <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2013/11/05/samsung-ceo-folding-screens-by-2015/">ready by 2017</a> <em>itself</em>, just a few years ago at its investors conference. However, this goes some way to proving that Samsung has developed the tech <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2013/01/09/samsung-names-flexible-oled-display-series-youm-shows-prototype/">enough</a> to bring it to consumer product. A pair of devices will have flexible OLED screens, with one folding like a cosmetic compact and another that transforms from a 5-inch smartphone-sized screen to a display roughly eight inches large; so... a tablet.
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3072<p>Screen tech could be the next battleground between Samsung's Galaxy series of phones and the Apple iPhone, which is also rumored to pack<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2016/01/22/japan-display-oled-iphone-rumor/"> OLED screens in the future</a>. The phones, codenamed "Project Valley", may even appear as early as Mobile World Congress, around February 2017. Just give me my picnic blanket 4K TV already. I've suffered enough.</p>
3073 <p><strong>Source: </strong><a target="_blank" href="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-07/samsung-said-to-consider-phones-with-bendable-screens-for-2017-ip4tgwz9">Bloomberg</a><!--//--></p></body></html>
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3076<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><p>An anonymous reader writes: KickassTorrents has now added a dark web address to make it easier for users to bypass blockades installed by Internet Service Providers (ISPs). It has announced a new .onion domain through which KickassTorrents users can access their favourite sites on a Tor (The Onion Router) network. "Good news for those who have difficulties accessing KAT due to the site block in their country, now you can always access KAT via this address lsuzvpko6w6hzpnn.onion on a Tor network," announced a member of the KickassTorrents team.</p><p/><div class="share_submission" style="position:relative;">
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3085]]></content><marked><![CDATA[t]]></marked><published><![CDATA[f]]></published><score><![CDATA[0]]></score><note><![CDATA[]]></note><link><![CDATA[https://yro.slashdot.org/story/16/06/08/151245/kickasstorrents-enters-the-dark-web-adds-official-tor-address?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed]]></link><tag_cache><![CDATA[censorship]]></tag_cache><label_cache><![CDATA[{"no-labels":1}]]></label_cache><feed_title><![CDATA[Slashdot]]></feed_title><feed_url><![CDATA[http://rss.slashdot.org/slashdot/classic]]></feed_url><updated><![CDATA[2016-06-08 14:42:00]]></updated></article><article><guid><![CDATA[SHA1:9b426987cce6691f5fd252a7782820eaa253df56]]></guid><title><![CDATA[How to Unlock Secret Settings in Windows 10]]></title><content><![CDATA[<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>
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3087<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/></head><body><figure class="has-media media-large has-image"><img src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--dCMUkzdk--/x4u7klicyuepuzrgsx5d.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="How to Unlock Secret Settings in Windows 10" lazyload="true" data-chomp-id="x4u7klicyuepuzrgsx5d" data-asset-url="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--dCMUkzdk--/x4u7klicyuepuzrgsx5d.jpg" data-format="jpg" firstasset="true"/></figure><p class="first-text">The <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Registry" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Windows registry</a> is a sprawling, usually impenetrable settings file covering just about every aspect of the operating system and applications running on a computer. A lot of these settings are hidden from the user, but if you know what you’re doing, you can don your tweaking and customize Windows in a variety of ways. Here’s how to get started.<br/></p><p>To edit the registry, type “regedit†into the search box in the taskbar and launch the application listed. It’s important to note that you carry out these edits at your own risk. While you shouldn’t run into problems with the tweaks listed below, playing around with the registry has the potential to cause Windows some serious problems.</p><p>The Regedit utility is pretty simple to use. Double-click on folders to open them or values to change them, and right-click to create new keys and values when required. It’s a good idea to make a backup of the registry before you start attempting any of these tweaks, which you can do by selecting <strong>File</strong> and then <strong>Export</strong> from the Regedit menus.</p><hr/><h3><strong>1) Enable the dark theme</strong></h3><figure class="has-media media-large has-image"><img src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--cmCTbnJu--/tddj0o9hd0r6y0rfivaw.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="How to Unlock Secret Settings in Windows 10" lazyload="true" data-chomp-id="tddj0o9hd0r6y0rfivaw" data-asset-url="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--cmCTbnJu--/tddj0o9hd0r6y0rfivaw.jpg" data-format="jpg"/></figure><p>There’s a hidden dark theme in Windows 10. Navigate to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\ SOFTWARE\ Microsoft\ Windows\ CurrentVersion\ Themes, create a Personalized key, then create a new DWORD value inside it called AppsUseLightTheme and leave the value as 0.</p><p>Repeat the process for HKEY_CURRENT_USER \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows \ CurrentVersion \ Themes and when you restart your machine the new theme appears. Delete the two AppsUseLightTheme DWORD values to go back to the light theme.</p><hr/><h3><strong>2) Speed up startup times</strong></h3><p>Windows puts a delay on any apps that boot with Windows to get you up and running with the actual OS more quickly, but you can disable this if you want. If you don’t have many apps starting with Windows then, it can shave off some seconds during the boot up process.</p><p>Go to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\ Software\ Microsoft\ Windows\ CurrentVersion\ Explorer\ Serialize (create the Serialize key if it doesn’t exist), create a new DWORD value called StartupDelayInMSec and set it to 0. Delete the Serialize key if you want to revert back.</p><hr/><h3><strong>3) Increase the taskbar transparency</strong></h3><figure class="has-media media-large has-image"><img src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Z_sdhbag--/v5ifinbumglndtub1jvj.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="How to Unlock Secret Settings in Windows 10" lazyload="true" data-chomp-id="v5ifinbumglndtub1jvj" data-asset-url="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Z_sdhbag--/v5ifinbumglndtub1jvj.jpg" data-format="jpg"/></figure><p>You can make the taskbar (and Start menu and Action Center) transparent through the Personalization section of Settings, but if you want more transparency than this option gives you, there’s a registry tweak to show even more of the desktop background.</p><p>The registry key you want is HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\ SOFTWARE\ Microsoft\ Windows\ CurrentVersion\ Explorer\ Advanced. Create a UseOLEDTaskbarTransparency DWORD value inside it, and set it to 1. Delete the same DWORD value to undo the changes.</p><hr/><h3><strong>4) Disable the login image</strong></h3><p>When you reach the login screen in Windows 10, you’ll see the default hero image created by Microsoft, but you can disable this if you want to. Head to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\ SOFTWARE\ Policies\ Microsoft\ Windows\ System and create a new DWORD value.</p><p>Call the value DisableLogonBackgroundImage and set its value to 1. The same solid color you’ve set for the accents elsewhere in Windows will be set on the login screen too, but How-To Geek has <a href="http://www.howtogeek.com/223875/how-to-change-the-login-screen-background-on-windows-10/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">an excellent guide</a> to changing this color or adding a different image.</p><hr/><h3><strong>5) Hide OneDrive from File Explorer</strong></h3><figure class="has-media media-large has-image"><img src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--E0n7oBEH--/qx4svsiwlyiz9vklwyhd.jpg" width="800" height="450" alt="How to Unlock Secret Settings in Windows 10" lazyload="true" data-chomp-id="qx4svsiwlyiz9vklwyhd" data-asset-url="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--E0n7oBEH--/qx4svsiwlyiz9vklwyhd.jpg" data-format="jpg"/></figure><p>If you don’t make much use of OneDrive then you can hide its entry in the navigation pane with a registry tweak. The registry key you need to open is HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\ CLSID\ {018D5C66-4533-4307-9B53-224DE2ED1FE6} (note Regedit does have a Find function).</p><p>Locate the System.IsPinnedToNameSpaceTree, double-click on it, and set the value to 0. This hides the OneDrive icon from the navigation pane but it’s still there on your system—go to C:\ Users\ <username>\ OneDrive if you need to find it again.</p><p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.neowin.net/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Neowin</a>, <a href="http://www.askvg.com/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">AskVG</a> and <a href="http://www.guidingtech.com/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Guiding Tech</a> for pointing us to these tweaks.</p><p><iframe src="http://gawker-labs.com/related-widget/?posts=1774430676,1777553751,1771496247&title=Related stories" width="100%" height="270" class="custom recommended" scrolling="no"/></p><!-- core-decorated --><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lifehacker/vip/~4/wAFOHo0Wmsk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/></body></html>
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