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8Subtitle By: explosiveskull
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10Sub Upload Date: July 4, 2018
11
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14(DRUMROLL)
15
163
1700:00:09,491 --> 00:00:13,996
18(FANFARE PLAYING)
19
204
2100:00:22,705 --> 00:00:24,840
22(MUSIC ENDS)
23
245
2500:00:34,517 --> 00:00:37,784
26♪ Yes, I ride the lightning,
27yes, I'm on the go ♪
28
296
3000:00:37,786 --> 00:00:41,287
31♪ And when I go down slow,
32I need more power now ♪
33
347
3500:00:41,289 --> 00:00:44,223
36♪ It keeps me damn lucky,
37yes, I just won't stop ♪
38
398
4000:00:44,225 --> 00:00:48,429
41♪ I'm lit to pop, oh, yes,
42I got the power now ♪
43
449
4500:00:48,431 --> 00:00:52,869
46(♪ MUSIC ♪)
47
4810
4900:00:56,806 --> 00:01:00,140
50♪ I got a secret
51that I'm gonna tell ♪
52
5311
5400:01:00,142 --> 00:01:04,244
55♪ I'm feeling power
56from the pit of Hell, yeah ♪
57
5812
5900:01:04,246 --> 00:01:06,482
60(SIREN WAILING)
61
6213
6300:01:09,985 --> 00:01:12,519
64♪ The power's flowing
65and it just won't stop ♪
66
6714
6800:01:12,521 --> 00:01:14,054
69(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
70
7115
7200:01:14,056 --> 00:01:17,024
73♪ I touch a woman, make the
74flesh burn hot, yeah ♪
75
7616
7700:01:17,026 --> 00:01:20,663
78♪ Want love to spread,
79I think I'm gonna spread it ♪
80
8117
8200:01:22,997 --> 00:01:26,534
83♪ The secret's easy,
84now lend me your ear ♪
85
8618
8700:01:26,536 --> 00:01:29,102
88♪ Don't hesitate,
89there's not a thing to fear ♪
90
9119
9200:01:29,104 --> 00:01:32,304
93♪ Oh yes I ride the lightning,
94yes I'm on the go ♪
95
9620
9700:01:32,306 --> 00:01:36,310
98♪ And when I go down slow
99I need more power now ♪
100
10121
10200:01:36,312 --> 00:01:38,278
103(POUNDING)
104
10522
10600:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,713
107(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
108
10923
11000:01:40,715 --> 00:01:42,983
111Do you know how fast
112you were going?
113
11424
11500:01:42,985 --> 00:01:44,687
116No, I don't, Officer.
117
11825
11900:01:45,453 --> 00:01:47,554
120Turn that radio off, please.
121
12226
12300:01:47,556 --> 00:01:50,858
124That's not the radio.
125That's the band practicing.
126
12727
12800:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,194
129(SNIFFING)
130
13128
13200:01:54,997 --> 00:01:56,328
133Is that marijuana?
134
13529
13600:01:56,330 --> 00:01:57,463
137(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
138
13930
14000:01:57,465 --> 00:01:59,232
141You got a party bowl up there?
142
14331
14400:01:59,234 --> 00:02:00,334
145Mm, nah.
146
14732
14800:02:00,336 --> 00:02:03,170
149It's okay, it's okay.
150Is it good?
151
15233
15300:02:03,172 --> 00:02:04,170
154(STRAINED) Mm.
155
15634
15700:02:04,172 --> 00:02:08,441
158Yeah. Open it up!
159I'm fucking boarding you!
160
16135
16200:02:08,443 --> 00:02:11,577
163DRIVER: 5-0!
1645-0 coming on board.
165
16636
16700:02:11,579 --> 00:02:13,747
168Officer, you can't
169just waltz on in here!
170
17137
17200:02:13,749 --> 00:02:15,281
173Do you know
174who these guys are?
175
17638
17700:02:15,283 --> 00:02:17,483
178Unplug this shit right now.
179
18039
18100:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,017
182(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
183
18440
18500:02:19,019 --> 00:02:20,489
186No way.
187
18841
18900:02:21,357 --> 00:02:22,922
190No fucking way.
191
19242
19300:02:22,924 --> 00:02:25,892
194♪ I got a secret
195that I'm gonna tell ♪
196
19743
19800:02:25,894 --> 00:02:29,462
199♪ I'm feeling power
200from the pit of hell, yeah ♪
201
20244
20300:02:29,464 --> 00:02:31,498
204♪ I got something to say ♪
205
20645
20700:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,299
208♪ I think
209I'm gonna say it ♪
210
21146
21200:02:33,301 --> 00:02:34,503
213Holy shit!
214
21547
21600:02:36,670 --> 00:02:37,938
217You guys are the highway cops
218
21948
22000:02:37,940 --> 00:02:40,340
221that got shut down
222and became local cops.
223
22449
22500:02:40,342 --> 00:02:42,676
226Then due to some
227kinda crazy "incident"...
228
22950
23000:02:42,678 --> 00:02:44,543
231you got kicked off
232of that force,
233
23451
23500:02:44,545 --> 00:02:45,911
236so you started playing music.
237
23852
23900:02:45,913 --> 00:02:48,684
240And before you knew it,
241you won America's Got Talent.
242
24353
24400:02:49,418 --> 00:02:51,017
245You're Cracklin' Bacon!
246
24754
24800:02:51,019 --> 00:02:53,352
249What a long,
250strange trip it's been.
251
25255
25300:02:53,354 --> 00:02:54,754
254I love you guys! (CHUCKLING)
255
25656
25700:02:54,756 --> 00:02:56,655
258Oh, I gotta tell my partner.
259
26057
26100:02:56,657 --> 00:02:58,257
262He's not gonna believe this!
263Okay, hold on.
264
26558
26600:02:58,259 --> 00:03:00,426
267- Dude, you gotta get over here right now.
268- WAGNER: Copy.
269
27059
27100:03:00,428 --> 00:03:01,494
272He's gonna shit his pants.
273
27460
27500:03:01,496 --> 00:03:02,629
276MAC: You know what
277would be hilarious?
278
27961
28000:03:02,631 --> 00:03:03,730
281When he comes on the bus,
282
28362
28400:03:03,732 --> 00:03:05,298
285kick him in the nuts
286as hard as you can.
287
28863
28900:03:05,300 --> 00:03:06,966
290- Really?
291- Just drill the guy!
292
29364
29400:03:06,968 --> 00:03:08,735
295What the hell
296is going on in here?
297
29865
29900:03:08,737 --> 00:03:10,239
300- (GROANS)
301- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
302
30366
30400:03:10,705 --> 00:03:12,238
305(WAGNER COUGHING)
306
30767
30800:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,109
309(LAUGHTER)
310
31168
31200:03:15,109 --> 00:03:18,911
313Oh, my God!
314You're Cracklin' Bacon!
315
31669
31700:03:18,913 --> 00:03:20,814
318You guys are my favorite band,
319like, ever!
320
32170
32200:03:20,816 --> 00:03:23,315
323What? You didn't even know
324who Cracklin' Bacon was...
325
32671
32700:03:23,317 --> 00:03:24,384
328until I played them
329for you.
330
33172
33200:03:24,386 --> 00:03:25,452
333Yeah, I did!
334
33573
33600:03:25,454 --> 00:03:26,987
337Oh, really?
338What's your favorite song?
339
34074
34100:03:26,989 --> 00:03:27,854
342"Pulled Pork."
343
34475
34500:03:27,856 --> 00:03:29,555
346- Yeah? How does it go then?
347- Uh...
348
34976
35000:03:29,557 --> 00:03:32,426
351♪ I'm gonna eat you
352like a pulled pork sandwich ♪
353
35477
35500:03:32,428 --> 00:03:35,529
356♪ Get inside your bread
357like a hot steak Manwich ♪
358
35978
36000:03:35,531 --> 00:03:37,363
361(ALL EXCLAIMING)
362
36379
36400:03:37,365 --> 00:03:38,832
365This guy's got some pipes!
366
36780
36800:03:38,834 --> 00:03:41,767
369Hey, how would you like
370to join Cracklin' Bacon?
371
37281
37300:03:41,769 --> 00:03:43,269
374We're looking
375for a new lead singer.
376
37782
37800:03:43,271 --> 00:03:44,438
379Holy shit! (LAUGHING)
380
38183
38200:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,305
383Yeah, oh, I can do it
384better than him.
385
38684
38700:03:46,307 --> 00:03:49,108
388♪ I'm gonna eat you
389like a pulled pork sandwich ♪
390
39185
39200:03:49,110 --> 00:03:53,213
393♪ Kung Fu you
394like a Jackie Chan-wich ♪
395
39686
39700:03:53,215 --> 00:03:54,446
398- (ALL EXCLAIMS)
399- Not bad.
400
40187
40200:03:54,448 --> 00:03:55,515
403(LAUGHS)
404
40588
40600:03:55,517 --> 00:03:57,017
407You guys clearly
408have the sound.
409
41089
41100:03:57,019 --> 00:03:59,585
412But do you have the moves?
413Hit it.
414
41590
41600:03:59,587 --> 00:04:01,421
417(BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
418
41991
42000:04:01,423 --> 00:04:03,756
421- Fist-pumps!
422- (ALL CHEERING)
423
42492
42500:04:03,758 --> 00:04:05,826
426- Pelvic thrusts.
427- (BOTH PUFFING)
428
42993
43000:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,327
431Shake your tail feathers.
432
43394
43400:04:07,329 --> 00:04:08,629
435- Shake that ass.
436- (ALL CHEERS)
437
43895
43900:04:08,631 --> 00:04:09,729
440Now kiss each other.
441
44296
44300:04:09,731 --> 00:04:10,898
444I'm sorry. Come again?
445
44697
44700:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,565
448Come on, rock and roll!
449Rock and roll, baby!
450
45198
45200:04:12,567 --> 00:04:13,899
453- WOMAN #1: Do it!
454- MEN: Kiss him!
455
45699
45700:04:13,901 --> 00:04:16,303
458(CHANTING) Kiss him! Kiss him!
459Kiss him! Kiss him!
460
461100
46200:04:16,305 --> 00:04:18,608
463(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
464
465101
46600:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,441
467(ALL EXCLAIMING)
468
469102
47000:04:21,443 --> 00:04:23,343
471(LAUGHTER)
472
473103
47400:04:23,345 --> 00:04:24,677
475I knew
476you were fucking with us.
477
478104
47900:04:24,679 --> 00:04:25,978
480You're fucking
481with us, man!
482
483105
48400:04:25,980 --> 00:04:27,780
485All right, all right.
486You guys clearly have
487
488106
48900:04:27,782 --> 00:04:29,115
490what it takes
491for rock and roll.
492
493107
49400:04:29,117 --> 00:04:31,217
495But there's one more test
496you gotta pass
497
498108
49900:04:31,219 --> 00:04:33,819
500before we let you
501join Cracklin' Bacon.
502
503109
50400:04:33,821 --> 00:04:37,557
505We wanna know if you can
506keep up with Juicy Lucy.
507
508110
50900:04:37,559 --> 00:04:38,691
510(ALL EXCLAIM TEASINGLY)
511
512111
51300:04:38,693 --> 00:04:40,559
514She looks
515pretty juicy to me.
516
517112
51800:04:40,561 --> 00:04:41,660
519Oh, no, she's
520in the back, okay?
521
522113
52300:04:41,662 --> 00:04:43,698
524But I warn you,
525she can be quite a handful.
526
527114
52800:04:44,599 --> 00:04:46,098
529Let's go handle that!
530
531115
53200:04:46,100 --> 00:04:49,369
533ALL: (CHANTING) Juicy Lucy!
534Juicy Lucy! Juicy Lucy!
535
536116
53700:04:49,371 --> 00:04:51,707
538About to get juicy up in here!
539
540117
54100:04:52,374 --> 00:04:53,639
542WOMAN #1: Hey, baby.
543
544118
54500:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,008
546Hello, Juicy Lucy.
547
548119
54900:04:55,010 --> 00:04:57,744
550Oh, that's not Lucy.
551Lucy's better.
552
553120
55400:04:57,746 --> 00:04:59,215
555(CHUCKLES) Oh, man!
556
557121
55800:05:00,715 --> 00:05:02,348
559Fellas, on the other side
560of this door
561
562122
56300:05:02,350 --> 00:05:05,585
564is everlasting fame and glory.
565
566123
56700:05:05,587 --> 00:05:08,655
568You get the giney,
569I'll get the hiney.
570
571124
57200:05:08,657 --> 00:05:09,924
573(BEEPS)
574
575125
57600:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,429
577Say hello to Lucy! (YELLS)
578
579126
58000:05:14,229 --> 00:05:15,297
581(BOTH GROANS)
582
583127
58400:05:16,631 --> 00:05:18,499
585Move it or lose it!
586It's time to cruise it!
587
588128
58900:05:18,501 --> 00:05:19,633
590Let's do it!
591
592129
59300:05:19,635 --> 00:05:21,134
594(TYRES SCREECH)
595
596130
59700:05:21,136 --> 00:05:22,468
598Motherfucker!
599
600131
60100:05:22,470 --> 00:05:24,907
602(BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
603
604132
60500:05:26,208 --> 00:05:28,174
606(TYRES SCREECHING)
607
608133
60900:05:28,176 --> 00:05:30,011
610(ALL CHEERING)
611
612134
61300:05:31,179 --> 00:05:32,045
614(LAUGHING)
615
616135
61700:05:32,047 --> 00:05:33,879
618- Son-of-a-bitch!
619- Crap damnit!
620
621136
62200:05:33,881 --> 00:05:37,150
623We sang our hearts off
624for those guys. Our hearts!
625
626137
62700:05:37,152 --> 00:05:38,888
628(SIREN WAILING)
629
630138
63100:05:42,256 --> 00:05:43,358
632THORNY: We got company.
633
634139
63500:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,328
636(ALL EXCLAIMING)
637
638140
63900:05:48,063 --> 00:05:49,098
640(LAUGHING)
641
642141
64300:05:51,633 --> 00:05:53,934
644Can't outrun the law,
645motherfucker!
646
647142
64800:05:53,936 --> 00:05:57,569
649♪ Don't hesitate,
650there's not a thing to fear ♪
651
652143
65300:05:57,571 --> 00:06:00,506
654Fuck you, Cracklin' Bacon!
655
656144
65700:06:00,508 --> 00:06:01,807
658Whoa!
659
660145
66100:06:01,809 --> 00:06:03,011
662(TYRES SCREECHING)
663
664146
66500:06:04,813 --> 00:06:06,982
666(OFFICERS SCREAMING)
667
668147
66900:06:08,015 --> 00:06:09,117
670Oh, shit!
671
672148
67300:06:11,386 --> 00:06:13,088
674(ALL EXCLAIMING)
675
676149
67700:06:13,455 --> 00:06:14,789
678Motherfucker.
679
680150
68100:06:15,991 --> 00:06:17,557
682Eat it. Eat it.
683Eat it. Eat it.
684
685151
68600:06:17,559 --> 00:06:18,992
687(GUNSHOTS)
688
689152
69000:06:18,994 --> 00:06:21,093
691- (GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)
692- (SHOUTING)
693
694153
69500:06:21,095 --> 00:06:22,363
696Ah.
697
698154
69900:06:27,302 --> 00:06:28,934
700(ALL CHEERING)
701
702155
70300:06:28,936 --> 00:06:30,802
704Suck these
705fucking bullets, bitch!
706
707156
70800:06:30,804 --> 00:06:32,374
709- (GUNSHOTS)
710- (GLASS SHATTERS)
711
712157
71300:06:34,275 --> 00:06:36,443
714(GASPS AND WHIMPERS)
715
716158
71700:06:36,445 --> 00:06:37,944
718- (GLASS SHATTERS)
719- (MUSIC STOPS)
720
721159
72200:06:37,946 --> 00:06:40,614
723Oh, shit! Mac. Hey,
724stay with me. Stay with me.
725
726160
72700:06:40,616 --> 00:06:44,453
728(WHEEZING) We almost got
729those stupid cops...
730
731161
73200:06:45,619 --> 00:06:46,886
733(CHUCKLES)
734
735162
73600:06:46,888 --> 00:06:49,024
737- ...to kiss.
738- Shit.
739
740163
74100:06:49,390 --> 00:06:51,460
742(SCREAMING)
743
744164
74500:06:53,528 --> 00:06:54,796
746What's that?
747
748165
74900:06:55,763 --> 00:06:56,965
750What the...
751
752166
75300:06:57,532 --> 00:06:59,134
754Whoa! (YELLS)
755
756167
75700:06:59,701 --> 00:07:02,203
758(OFFICERS SHRIEKING)
759
760168
76100:07:08,143 --> 00:07:09,145
762Shit!
763
764169
76500:07:09,643 --> 00:07:11,146
766(SIGHS)
767
768170
76900:07:11,647 --> 00:07:13,015
770Hey.
771
772171
77300:07:13,914 --> 00:07:15,682
774I still love those guys.
775
776172
77700:07:15,684 --> 00:07:17,650
778Yeah, they're cool as hell.
779(CHUCKLES)
780
781173
78200:07:17,652 --> 00:07:19,151
783I mean, look at him.
784
785174
78600:07:19,153 --> 00:07:20,155
787Still cool.
788
789175
79000:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,523
791We should probably hide
792that body, though.
793
794176
79500:07:23,525 --> 00:07:24,527
796Yeah.
797
798177
79900:07:26,128 --> 00:07:27,930
800Hey, great driving, Thorn!
801
802178
80300:07:28,362 --> 00:07:29,996
804Thorny? Thorny?
805
806179
80700:07:29,998 --> 00:07:31,730
808Oh, my God! He's dead!
809
810180
81100:07:31,732 --> 00:07:33,165
812- Oh, no!
813- Ha-ha!
814
815181
81600:07:33,167 --> 00:07:34,734
817- Aha!
818- I got you, motherfucker!
819
820182
82100:07:34,736 --> 00:07:36,102
822(LAUGHTER)
823
824183
82500:07:36,104 --> 00:07:38,841
826- I'm not dead! I'm alive!
827- He's alive!
828
829184
83000:07:39,540 --> 00:07:40,542
831Look out!
832
833185
83400:07:41,275 --> 00:07:42,643
835Holy...
836
837186
83800:07:42,645 --> 00:07:44,079
839(ALL YELLING)
840
841187
84200:07:45,246 --> 00:07:47,348
843(ALL SCREAMING)
844
845188
84600:07:49,652 --> 00:07:51,287
847- (GRUNTS)
848- (SCREAMING CONTINUES)
849
850189
85100:07:52,153 --> 00:07:53,454
852(SHOUTS)
853
854190
85500:07:54,556 --> 00:07:56,592
856- Ahhh!
857- (YELLING)
858
859191
86000:07:58,059 --> 00:07:59,394
861(SHOUTS MANIACALLY)
862
863192
86400:07:59,828 --> 00:08:02,364
865(BOTH SCREAMING)
866
867193
86800:08:03,597 --> 00:08:05,030
869- (FARVA LAUGHS)
870- (SIGHS)
871
872194
87300:08:05,032 --> 00:08:07,100
874You sleeping, baby boy?
875
876195
87700:08:07,102 --> 00:08:09,335
878No, I'm just checking out
879the ceiling, Farva.
880
881196
88200:08:09,337 --> 00:08:10,470
883Good work up there.
884
885197
88600:08:10,472 --> 00:08:12,304
887All right, pull out your caulk
888and let's go.
889
890198
89100:08:12,306 --> 00:08:13,439
892What?
893
894199
89500:08:13,441 --> 00:08:15,775
896Let's go! I'm standing here
897with my caulk in my hand.
898
899200
90000:08:15,777 --> 00:08:17,276
901Grab your caulk,
902let's put it in the holes!
903
904201
90500:08:17,278 --> 00:08:18,545
906Come on, let me see
907that big caulk.
908
909202
91000:08:18,547 --> 00:08:19,645
911Oh, shut up.
912
913203
91400:08:19,647 --> 00:08:20,946
915Show me your Rabbit caulk!
916
917204
91800:08:20,948 --> 00:08:22,014
919MAC: You know
920what's funny, Farva?
921
922205
92300:08:22,016 --> 00:08:23,583
924You've made that joke
925400 times
926
927206
92800:08:23,585 --> 00:08:24,751
929and it still sucks.
930
931207
93200:08:24,753 --> 00:08:25,951
933Fuck you, Mac.
934
935208
93600:08:25,953 --> 00:08:27,386
937You don't talk to your
938site supervisor like that.
939
940209
94100:08:27,388 --> 00:08:29,489
942That's one demerit
943on your permanent record.
944
945210
94600:08:29,491 --> 00:08:31,456
947(GASPS)On my permanent
948construction record?
949
950211
95100:08:31,458 --> 00:08:33,059
952That's right. You want
953another one, keep it up.
954
955212
95600:08:33,061 --> 00:08:34,426
957Yeah, give me another
958and I'll pinch your dick.
959
960213
96100:08:34,428 --> 00:08:36,762
962- That's two. You want to go for three?
963- Okay.
964
965214
96600:08:36,764 --> 00:08:38,430
967Bingo! You got it!
968You want another one?
969
970215
97100:08:38,432 --> 00:08:40,099
972- Pretty, pretty please.
973- You got it!
974
975216
97600:08:40,101 --> 00:08:41,400
977- You want another one?
978- I'll take them all!
979
980217
98100:08:41,402 --> 00:08:42,736
982That's seven!
983You want another one?!
984
985218
98600:08:42,738 --> 00:08:43,803
987Give me ten!
988
989219
99000:08:43,805 --> 00:08:45,170
991Bingo!
992
993220
99400:08:45,172 --> 00:08:47,240
995Mac! Stop.
996
997221
99800:08:47,242 --> 00:08:51,011
999You mess with the bull,
1000you get covered in bullshit.
1001
1002222
100300:08:51,013 --> 00:08:53,215
1004(CHEWING LOUDLY)
1005
1006223
100700:08:56,450 --> 00:08:58,450
1008- What a tool.
1009- Yeah.
1010
1011224
101200:08:58,452 --> 00:08:59,953
1013I had the craziest dream.
1014
1015225
101600:08:59,955 --> 00:09:01,521
1017Who were the cops this time?
1018
1019226
102000:09:01,523 --> 00:09:02,889
1021Stifler and Damon Wayans Jr.
1022
1023227
102400:09:02,891 --> 00:09:04,024
1025Did they almost kiss?
1026
1027228
102800:09:04,026 --> 00:09:06,926
1029Yeah. Yeah.
1030Almost got them to.
1031
1032229
103300:09:06,928 --> 00:09:08,828
1034(COUNTRY MUSIC
1035RINGTONE PLAYING)
1036
1037230
103800:09:08,830 --> 00:09:09,962
1039Uh, hello.
1040
1041231
104200:09:09,964 --> 00:09:12,665
1043- Morning, Mac!
1044- Good morning, Uncle Argyle.
1045
1046232
104700:09:12,667 --> 00:09:15,635
1048Code names? Is Farva nearby?
1049
1050233
105100:09:15,637 --> 00:09:16,870
1052Oh, yeah. Spitting distance.
1053
1054234
105500:09:16,872 --> 00:09:19,137
1056Do me a favor,
1057spackle his mouth shut.
1058
1059235
106000:09:19,139 --> 00:09:20,473
1061MAC: (LAUGHS)
1062Okay, will do.
1063
1064236
106500:09:20,475 --> 00:09:23,609
1066So, change of location for
1067this weekend's fishing trip.
1068
1069237
107000:09:23,611 --> 00:09:25,245
1071Just over the Canadian border.
1072
1073238
107400:09:25,247 --> 00:09:27,112
1075Oh, sweet! I love Canada.
1076
1077239
107800:09:27,114 --> 00:09:30,150
1079(CHUCKLES) Good one!
1080I'll mail you the address.
1081
1082240
108300:09:30,152 --> 00:09:32,852
1084- What, like with a stamp? Just text me.
1085- Text?
1086
1087241
108800:09:32,854 --> 00:09:36,290
1089Oh, you mean like,
1090uh, mail text? Yeah.
1091
1092242
109300:09:36,292 --> 00:09:38,891
1094I do believe I have
1095that facility on this phone.
1096
1097243
109800:09:38,893 --> 00:09:40,293
1099Okay, will do.
1100
1101244
110200:09:40,295 --> 00:09:42,261
1103That's it. I'm teaching you
1104how to text this weekend.
1105
1106245
110700:09:42,263 --> 00:09:43,963
1108- No personal calls, Mac.
1109- What the fuck?
1110
1111246
111200:09:43,965 --> 00:09:46,698
1113- Whoop.
1114- Oh, God damn it, Farva.
1115
1116247
111700:09:46,700 --> 00:09:49,368
1118- I told you no personal calls.
1119- It was a sales call.
1120
1121248
112200:09:49,370 --> 00:09:50,670
1123Oh, yeah?
1124What were they selling?
1125
1126249
112700:09:50,672 --> 00:09:52,572
1128Ooh, was it canned salmon?
1129I love canned salmon.
1130
1131250
113200:09:52,574 --> 00:09:54,741
1133It's better than tuna,
1134you know. It's a salty fish.
1135
1136251
113700:09:54,743 --> 00:09:55,842
1138I like a salty fish.
1139
1140252
114100:09:55,844 --> 00:09:57,477
1142Like a grouper
1143or maybe a branzino.
1144
1145253
114600:09:57,479 --> 00:09:59,545
1147Something that really
1148jerks off your blood pressure.
1149
1150254
115100:09:59,547 --> 00:10:02,082
1152You know what's salty? Turtle.
1153You ever had turtle before?
1154
1155255
115600:10:02,084 --> 00:10:03,750
1157Saltiest part? The shell.
1158
1159256
116000:10:03,752 --> 00:10:05,885
1161What do I have to say to get
1162you to end this conversation?
1163
1164257
116500:10:05,887 --> 00:10:07,286
1166You could say,
1167"The guy on the phone
1168
1169258
117000:10:07,288 --> 00:10:09,054
1171was trying to sell me
1172hard dicks."
1173
1174259
117500:10:09,056 --> 00:10:10,957
1176The guy on the phone was
1177trying to sell me hard dicks.
1178
1179260
118000:10:10,959 --> 00:10:12,858
1181I bet you bought
1182a baker's dozen. (LAUGHS)
1183
1184261
118500:10:12,860 --> 00:10:14,059
1186Let's lay some caulk!
1187
1188262
118900:10:14,061 --> 00:10:16,565
1190I got fresh caulk, everybody!
1191Hot caulk here.
1192
1193263
119400:10:17,499 --> 00:10:19,631
1195Who wants caulk?
1196
1197264
119800:10:19,633 --> 00:10:22,168
1199MAC: He really wants to leave
1200right from work, huh?
1201
1202265
120300:10:22,170 --> 00:10:24,173
1204RABBIT: He said,
1205"Real men travel light."
1206
1207266
120800:10:27,676 --> 00:10:30,112
1209(GRUNTING)
1210
1211267
121200:10:36,084 --> 00:10:38,220
1213God, he looks ridiculous.
1214
1215268
121600:10:41,455 --> 00:10:43,256
1217No, I think
1218he looks pretty cool.
1219
1220269
122100:10:43,258 --> 00:10:44,491
1222Like the Brawny
1223Paper Towel Guy.
1224
1225270
122600:10:44,493 --> 00:10:47,160
1227See, I was gonna say
1228the Bombay Paper Towel Guy.
1229
1230271
123100:10:47,162 --> 00:10:48,261
1232- RABBIT: Hey, Thorn.
1233- MAC: Hey.
1234
1235272
123600:10:48,263 --> 00:10:50,863
1237Job sucks.
1238It's all sap and splinters.
1239
1240273
124100:10:50,865 --> 00:10:51,964
1242(MAC LAUGHS)
1243
1244274
124500:10:51,966 --> 00:10:53,599
1246Now it smells like Bombay.
1247
1248275
124900:10:53,601 --> 00:10:54,934
1250- You wanna put that shirt back on?
1251- Whew!
1252
1253276
125400:10:54,936 --> 00:10:56,069
1255Breathe it in, little fella.
1256
1257277
125800:10:56,071 --> 00:10:57,569
1259That's the smell
1260of a mountain man.
1261
1262278
126300:10:57,571 --> 00:11:00,106
1264Right. Okay, what time you due
1265back at the hobo zoo?
1266
1267279
126800:11:00,108 --> 00:11:01,542
1269- (LAUGHS)
1270- (SIREN CHIRPS)
1271
1272280
127300:11:05,912 --> 00:11:07,179
1274Hey, hey!
1275
1276281
127700:11:07,181 --> 00:11:08,481
1278What's up, guys?
1279
1280282
128100:11:08,483 --> 00:11:09,849
1282Nice ride!
1283
1284283
128500:11:09,851 --> 00:11:11,083
1286RABBIT: Hey, Chief.
1287
1288284
128900:11:11,085 --> 00:11:12,388
1290Son of a bitch.
1291
1292285
129300:11:13,153 --> 00:11:14,920
1294- Ta-da!
1295- MEN: Hey!
1296
1297286
129800:11:14,922 --> 00:11:16,423
1299What's up, Foster?
1300
1301287
130200:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,491
1303He is all yours.
1304
1305288
130600:11:17,493 --> 00:11:19,959
1307I'm tired of him riding
1308in my sidecar anyway.
1309
1310289
131100:11:19,961 --> 00:11:21,493
1312That's not what
1313you said last night.
1314
1315290
131600:11:21,495 --> 00:11:23,029
1317OFFICER: (ON RADIO)
1318Chief, we have a 214
1319
1320291
132100:11:23,031 --> 00:11:24,564
1322out at
1323the Shuck n' Rack Motel.
1324
1325292
132600:11:24,566 --> 00:11:25,665
1327Officer needs guidance.
1328
1329293
133000:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,299
1331- I'll be right there.
1332- OFFICER: (ON RADIO) Copy.
1333
1334294
133500:11:27,301 --> 00:11:29,102
1336(SIGHS) I wish you guys
1337didn't get fired.
1338
1339295
134000:11:29,104 --> 00:11:31,838
1341We weren't fired.
1342We were invited to resign.
1343
1344296
134500:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,205
1346- Ah.
1347- Ooh, I like that.
1348
1349297
135000:11:33,207 --> 00:11:36,007
1351No, you were fired. There was
1352that ride-along gone wrong.
1353
1354298
135500:11:36,009 --> 00:11:38,010
1356Then you were fired.
1357
1358299
135900:11:38,012 --> 00:11:39,612
1360We'll just have to agree
1361to disagree.
1362
1363300
136400:11:39,614 --> 00:11:40,746
1365All right.
1366
1367301
136800:11:40,748 --> 00:11:42,948
1369Well, you fellas have fun.
1370
1371302
137200:11:42,950 --> 00:11:45,184
1373Just get him back
1374in one piece, all right?
1375
1376303
137700:11:45,186 --> 00:11:47,587
1378With the rod. I'm gonna
1379need it next weekend.
1380
1381304
138200:11:47,589 --> 00:11:48,654
1383Hello!
1384
1385305
138600:11:48,656 --> 00:11:49,622
1387That's my girl.
1388
1389306
139000:11:49,624 --> 00:11:51,325
1391All right, boys,
1392let's go fishing.
1393
1394307
139500:11:54,361 --> 00:11:56,127
1396THORNY: And the beauty is,
1397the black is so black
1398
1399308
140000:11:56,129 --> 00:11:57,296
1401that it's really blue.
1402
1403309
140400:11:57,298 --> 00:11:59,232
1405I mean,
1406it's really midnight blue.
1407
1408310
140900:11:59,234 --> 00:12:01,032
1410Ah, just like
1411the old days, huh?
1412
1413311
141400:12:01,034 --> 00:12:02,367
1415Driving around
1416the countryside,
1417
1418312
141900:12:02,369 --> 00:12:03,937
1420listening to Thorny
1421talk about his dick.
1422
1423313
142400:12:03,939 --> 00:12:05,872
1425- I miss the old days.
1426- RABBIT: That's bullshit, man.
1427
1428314
142900:12:05,874 --> 00:12:07,473
1430That Fred Savage thing
1431was not our fault.
1432
1433315
143400:12:07,475 --> 00:12:09,275
1435Actors shouldn't
1436do ride-alongs.
1437
1438316
143900:12:09,277 --> 00:12:10,876
1440Actors shouldn't even
1441try to play cops.
1442
1443317
144400:12:10,878 --> 00:12:12,612
1445I mean, (SCOFFS)
1446they never get it right.
1447
1448318
144900:12:12,614 --> 00:12:13,614
1450(LAUGHTER)
1451
1452319
145300:12:19,988 --> 00:12:22,155
1454- Hey, there.
1455- How you doin'?
1456
1457320
145800:12:22,157 --> 00:12:24,490
1459Good. You boys here
1460for business or pleasure?
1461
1462321
146300:12:24,492 --> 00:12:26,126
1464- Just going fishing.
1465- Good timing.
1466
1467322
146800:12:26,128 --> 00:12:27,727
1469You'll be up to yer tits
1470in the walleye.
1471
1472323
147300:12:27,729 --> 00:12:30,096
1474I caught one last week.
1475Was seven kilograms.
1476
1477324
147800:12:30,098 --> 00:12:31,530
1479Is that big?
1480
1481325
148200:12:31,532 --> 00:12:33,734
1483Is that big? That's like nine
1484decimeters from tip to tail.
1485
1486326
148700:12:34,735 --> 00:12:37,102
1488- You a jigger man?
1489- What did you call me?
1490
1491327
149200:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,271
1493Well, I like to use
1494the jigger rod
1495
1496328
149700:12:38,273 --> 00:12:39,572
1498for when I'm catching
1499the walleye.
1500
1501329
150200:12:39,574 --> 00:12:40,873
1503But of course
1504when you're doing that
1505
1506330
150700:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,174
1508you gotta run extra light.
1509
1510331
151100:12:42,176 --> 00:12:45,078
1512Unless you're someone like
1513you there in the back.
1514
1515332
151600:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,913
1517- What are you, a bodybuilder?
1518- (CHUCKLES) No.
1519
1520333
152100:12:46,915 --> 00:12:48,580
1522What do you bench?
1523Wait, don't tell me.
1524
1525334
152600:12:48,582 --> 00:12:50,315
1527I don't want you
1528to embarrass me.
1529
1530335
153100:12:50,317 --> 00:12:53,519
1532- But I would like two tickets to your gun show. (LAUGHS)
1533- FOSTER: Ah, okay.
1534
1535336
153600:12:53,521 --> 00:12:56,454
1537You guys are good to go.
1538Sorry to hold ya up.
1539
1540337
154100:12:56,456 --> 00:12:59,327
1542- Let them go!
1543- MAC: Thanks! Take her easy.
1544
1545338
154600:13:00,561 --> 00:13:02,694
1547(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)
1548Typical Canadian hardass.
1549
1550339
155100:13:02,696 --> 00:13:04,997
1552(IN CANADIAN ACCENT) "Sorry.
1553I'm really sorry. Sorry."
1554
1555340
155600:13:04,999 --> 00:13:06,698
1557(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)
1558"Oh, so sorry."
1559
1560341
156100:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,700
1562(IN CANADIAN ACCENT) Hey,
1563fellas, any chance you can
1564
1565342
156600:13:08,702 --> 00:13:11,003
1567come over to the house later
1568and play some Sorry?
1569
1570343
157100:13:11,005 --> 00:13:13,272
1572MAC: Sure.
1573How about nine o'clock?
1574
1575344
157600:13:13,274 --> 00:13:15,141
1577THORNY: Ooh,
1578nine o'clock doesn't work.
1579
1580345
158100:13:15,143 --> 00:13:16,543
1582- Sorry about that.
1583- (LAUGHTER)
1584
1585346
158600:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,277
1587MAC: (IN NORMAL TONE)
1588French ones are the worst. Ha!
1589
1590347
159100:13:18,279 --> 00:13:20,378
1592(IN FRENCH ACCENT) Would you
1593like some ratatouille
1594
1595348
159600:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,681
1597with your pain du chocolat?
1598
1599349
160000:13:22,683 --> 00:13:26,218
1601Oui, oui! I'm gonna get
1602some jambon et fromage.
1603
1604350
160500:13:26,220 --> 00:13:27,655
1606(LAUGHTER)
1607
1608351
160900:13:29,224 --> 00:13:30,455
1610THORNY: This can't be it.
1611
1612352
161300:13:30,457 --> 00:13:32,324
1614MAC: Well, this is the address
1615Cap sent me.
1616
1617353
161800:13:32,326 --> 00:13:35,059
1619Although he did just learn
1620how to text.
1621
1622354
162300:13:35,061 --> 00:13:36,295
1624Now what would compel somebody
1625
1626355
162700:13:36,297 --> 00:13:37,664
1628to throw a tire
1629up on the roof?
1630
1631356
163200:13:37,666 --> 00:13:40,165
1633FOSTER: What, you never played
1634"Throw the Tire on the Roof"?
1635
1636357
163700:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,333
1638MAC: (LAUGHS)
1639No, is that the kind of shit
1640
1641358
164200:13:41,335 --> 00:13:42,501
1643you guys played in Rutland?
1644
1645359
164600:13:42,503 --> 00:13:44,873
1647FOSTER: Sure. Never got
1648"tired" of that game.
1649
1650360
165100:13:50,811 --> 00:13:53,378
1652(FLIES BUZZING)
1653
1654361
165500:13:53,380 --> 00:13:55,747
1656FOSTER: Uh, we are
1657in the wrong place.
1658
1659362
166000:13:55,749 --> 00:13:59,117
1661O'HAGAN:
1662No. You're in the right place.
1663
1664363
166500:13:59,119 --> 00:14:00,252
1666MAC: What's the deal
1667with the creepy,
1668
1669364
167000:14:00,254 --> 00:14:01,420
1671remote shithole, Cap?
1672
1673365
167400:14:01,422 --> 00:14:02,988
1675You gonna make us put
1676the lotion in the basket?
1677
1678366
167900:14:02,990 --> 00:14:04,591
1680No, I've got a surprise
1681for you.
1682
1683367
168400:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,025
1685I didn't tell you up front
1686'cause you tend to be
1687
1688368
168900:14:07,027 --> 00:14:09,429
1690a bunch of
1691wide-mouth bassholes.
1692
1693369
169400:14:09,431 --> 00:14:13,998
1695Well, then, why don't you let
1696me reel in these fish, John?
1697
1698370
169900:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,568
1700THORNY:
1701Governor Jessman?
1702
1703371
170400:14:15,570 --> 00:14:17,069
1705Hey, I didn't see
1706the motorcade.
1707
1708372
170900:14:17,071 --> 00:14:19,606
1710- We're keeping my visit quiet.
1711- Mm.
1712
1713373
171400:14:19,608 --> 00:14:20,973
1715(CHUCKLES)
1716Oh, Cappy, you dirty dog.
1717
1718374
171900:14:20,975 --> 00:14:22,641
1720Show some respect, Mac!
1721
1722375
172300:14:22,643 --> 00:14:23,609
1724Sorry.
1725
1726376
172700:14:23,611 --> 00:14:25,511
1728I'm here
1729on official business.
1730
1731377
173200:14:25,513 --> 00:14:27,814
1733We've got
1734an intriguing situation
1735
1736378
173700:14:27,816 --> 00:14:29,549
1738going on in these parts.
1739
1740379
174100:14:29,551 --> 00:14:32,319
1742JESSMAN: With all the heat
1743on immigration these days,
1744
1745380
174600:14:32,321 --> 00:14:33,986
1747the U.S. has been
1748going through
1749
1750381
175100:14:33,988 --> 00:14:35,420
1752a border reassessment.
1753
1754382
175500:14:35,422 --> 00:14:38,223
1756It turns out that some
1757of the original stone markers
1758
1759383
176000:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,392
1761that delineated
1762America from Canada,
1763
1764384
176500:14:40,394 --> 00:14:41,763
1766weren't where
1767we thought they'd be.
1768
1769385
177000:14:42,562 --> 00:14:44,664
1771Here is where the border was.
1772
1773386
177400:14:44,666 --> 00:14:48,734
1775But here is where
1776we found the stone markers.
1777
1778387
177900:14:48,736 --> 00:14:51,471
1780So this town,
1781St. Georges du Laurent,
1782
1783388
178400:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,372
1785and the area surrounding it,
1786
1787389
178800:14:53,374 --> 00:14:55,440
1789are actually on American soil.
1790
1791390
179200:14:55,442 --> 00:14:56,876
1793So we're going to war?
1794
1795391
179600:14:56,878 --> 00:14:59,145
1797(IN CANADIAN ACCENT) Ah, gee,
1798that'd be a quick one, eh?
1799
1800392
180100:14:59,147 --> 00:15:00,378
1802(ALL LAUGHS)
1803
1804393
180500:15:00,380 --> 00:15:01,848
1806No. After negotiations,
1807
1808394
180900:15:01,850 --> 00:15:03,782
1810they've agreed
1811to turn the land over.
1812
1813395
181400:15:03,784 --> 00:15:04,751
1815Vermont's about to get
1816
1817396
181800:15:04,753 --> 00:15:06,586
1819- a little more head room.
1820- RABBIT: Hm.
1821
1822397
182300:15:06,588 --> 00:15:08,255
1824So, it was up to me to find
1825
1826398
182700:15:08,257 --> 00:15:10,723
1828a temporary police force
1829to help with the transition.
1830
1831399
183200:15:10,725 --> 00:15:13,959
1833A group of officers
1834familiar with the border area,
1835
1836400
183700:15:13,961 --> 00:15:17,796
1838experienced in patrolling
1839a stretch of highway.
1840
1841401
184200:15:17,798 --> 00:15:21,833
1843Guys who maybe caught a bad
1844break the last time around?
1845
1846402
184700:15:21,835 --> 00:15:24,136
1848So, you fellas want
1849a crack at your old jobs?
1850
1851403
185200:15:24,138 --> 00:15:26,405
1853(ALL CHEERING)
1854
1855404
185600:15:26,407 --> 00:15:29,875
1857Easy, you hooligans!
1858I'm a senior citizen!
1859
1860405
186100:15:29,877 --> 00:15:32,411
1862And if this two-week
1863assignment goes well,
1864
1865406
186600:15:32,413 --> 00:15:34,247
1867I might be able
1868to make it permanent.
1869
1870407
187100:15:34,249 --> 00:15:36,650
1872Trust us. It'll go well.
1873
1874408
187500:15:36,652 --> 00:15:37,982
1876And who are you?
1877
1878409
187900:15:37,984 --> 00:15:39,819
1880Oh, I'm one of the cops.
1881
1882410
188300:15:39,821 --> 00:15:41,621
1884We picked him up
1885outside of Home Depot.
1886
1887411
188800:15:41,623 --> 00:15:43,455
1889Fantastic.
1890
1891412
189200:15:43,457 --> 00:15:45,525
1893You'll be phasing out
1894a Canadian Mountie unit.
1895
1896413
189700:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,727
1898We lined up a meet and greet
1899with them tomorrow.
1900
1901414
190200:15:47,729 --> 00:15:48,729
1903(CAR HORN HONKING)
1904
1905415
190600:15:50,130 --> 00:15:51,430
1907Oh, yeah!
1908
1909416
191000:15:51,432 --> 00:15:53,632
1911I wanted to make sure you had
1912your full team back,
1913
1914417
191500:15:53,634 --> 00:15:55,568
1916so I tracked down
1917your other guy too.
1918
1919418
192000:15:55,570 --> 00:15:56,935
1921(SIGHS) No fucking way.
1922
1923419
192400:15:56,937 --> 00:15:57,837
1925- (DOOR OPENS)
1926- Oh, no.
1927
1928420
192900:15:57,839 --> 00:16:01,306
1930Sorry I'm late.
1931Hit a moose doing 90.
1932
1933421
193400:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,309
1935- Vaporized the beyotch!
1936- (O'HAGAN SIGHS)
1937
1938422
193900:16:03,311 --> 00:16:04,776
1940FARVA: You know they have
1941Eskimo hookers up here?
1942
1943423
194400:16:04,778 --> 00:16:06,880
1945When they have sex,
1946they really get "Inuit".
1947
1948424
194900:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,613
1950(LAUGHS) Pelé!
1951
1952425
195300:16:08,615 --> 00:16:09,482
1954(GROANS)
1955
1956426
195700:16:09,484 --> 00:16:10,686
1958MAC:
1959God damn it.
1960
1961427
196200:16:11,452 --> 00:16:12,785
1963Farva, you fuck.
1964
1965428
196600:16:12,787 --> 00:16:13,953
1967Back in business!
1968
1969429
197000:16:13,955 --> 00:16:16,358
1971- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1972- (TRIMMER WHIRRING)
1973
1974430
197500:16:37,043 --> 00:16:41,146
1976Bullshit! Who ordered these?
1977I can't feel my tits!
1978
1979431
198000:16:41,148 --> 00:16:42,450
1981(ALL LAUGHS)
1982
1983432
198400:17:05,773 --> 00:17:06,838
1985Hey!
1986
1987433
198800:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,273
1989Desk buddies, guy?
1990
1991434
199200:17:08,275 --> 00:17:10,510
1993Are you positive
1994you want to quit your old job?
1995
1996435
199700:17:10,512 --> 00:17:12,478
1998I mean,
1999Construction Supervisor.
2000
2001436
200200:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,279
2003And give up the chance
2004to crack some Canuck melons?
2005
2006437
200700:17:14,281 --> 00:17:16,084
2008I don't think so, bro-haim.
2009
2010438
201100:17:17,151 --> 00:17:18,751
2012♪ Welcome to the Fart Zone ♪
2013
2014439
201500:17:18,753 --> 00:17:20,618
2016- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
2017- FOSTER: Body armor, check.
2018
2019440
202000:17:20,620 --> 00:17:23,255
2021Tactical flashlights. Why not?
2022
2023441
202400:17:23,257 --> 00:17:25,390
2025Ooh, heat vision goggles.
2026Check.
2027
2028442
202900:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,693
2030Why would we need those?
2031
2032443
203300:17:26,695 --> 00:17:27,893
2034Uh, we're in Canada now,
2035Rabbit.
2036
2037444
203800:17:27,895 --> 00:17:29,627
2039What if we have to find
2040somebody in the snow?
2041
2042445
204300:17:29,629 --> 00:17:30,695
2044Uh, there is snow in Vermont.
2045
2046446
204700:17:30,697 --> 00:17:32,431
2048Okay,
2049I'm the "order stuff" guy.
2050
2051447
205200:17:32,433 --> 00:17:33,801
2053You do your thing. All right?
2054
2055448
205600:17:34,202 --> 00:17:35,334
2057Okay.
2058
2059449
206000:17:35,336 --> 00:17:38,738
2061One yellow safety vest
2062for Rabbit.
2063
2064450
206500:17:38,740 --> 00:17:41,941
2066Woo! A roving
2067GPS triangulator.
2068
2069451
207000:17:41,943 --> 00:17:44,409
2071Triangulator? Get a load
2072of James Bond over here.
2073
2074452
207500:17:44,411 --> 00:17:45,677
2076(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
2077
2078453
207900:17:45,679 --> 00:17:48,114
2080Another yellow safety vest
2081for Thorny.
2082
2083454
208400:17:48,116 --> 00:17:49,648
2085FARVA: Thorn, Thorn, Thorn,
2086Thorn, Thorn, Thorn.
2087
2088455
208900:17:49,650 --> 00:17:53,319
2090Ram. Rod. Ram. Rod. Ramrod.
2091You're out, he's in.
2092
2093456
209400:17:53,321 --> 00:17:55,320
2095Okay.
2096
2097457
209800:17:55,322 --> 00:17:57,656
2099O'HAGAN:
2100Hey, place looks great!
2101
2102458
210300:17:57,658 --> 00:17:59,024
2104MAC: What have you
2105been cleaning, Cap?
2106
2107459
210800:17:59,026 --> 00:18:01,327
2109I'll clean your clock
2110if you don't watch out.
2111
2112460
211300:18:01,329 --> 00:18:02,830
2114Okay, let's get started.
2115
2116461
211700:18:03,998 --> 00:18:05,396
2118Don't push it, Mac.
2119
2120462
212100:18:05,398 --> 00:18:06,866
2122Get started
2123doing some pullovers?
2124
2125463
212600:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,200
2127No, we're not doing
2128your pullovers.
2129
2130464
213100:18:08,202 --> 00:18:09,503
2132Everything will be
2133by the book.
2134
2135465
213600:18:10,303 --> 00:18:11,605
2137Everything!
2138
2139466
214000:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,674
2141Cap, you know how hard
2142I worked on this thing?
2143
2144467
214500:18:16,676 --> 00:18:18,476
2146Big face, big mustache.
2147
2148468
214900:18:18,478 --> 00:18:20,279
2150I don't care how big
2151your face is. Shave it!
2152
2153469
215400:18:20,281 --> 00:18:21,347
2155FARVA:
2156Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap!
2157
2158470
215900:18:21,349 --> 00:18:22,414
2160I'm good, right?
2161
2162471
216300:18:22,416 --> 00:18:24,482
2164I got a tight mouth-muff.
2165(EXHALES)
2166
2167472
216800:18:24,484 --> 00:18:27,219
2169- Talk about big faces.
2170- That's face-ism, Cap.
2171
2172473
217300:18:27,221 --> 00:18:29,088
2174Not regulation! Shave it!
2175
2176474
217700:18:29,090 --> 00:18:31,991
2178Right! Let's go
2179and see some Mounties.
2180
2181475
218200:18:31,993 --> 00:18:35,931
2183(CHUCKLES) Remember the three
2184B's: Best Behavior, Boys.
2185
2186476
218700:18:39,767 --> 00:18:40,801
2188Hey.
2189
2190477
219100:18:42,102 --> 00:18:45,003
2192- How's it going?
2193- Feels like 1983 in here.
2194
2195478
219600:18:45,005 --> 00:18:46,538
2197(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)
2198Oh, there they are.
2199
2200479
220100:18:46,540 --> 00:18:48,540
2202I am Mayor Guy LeFranc.
2203
2204480
220500:18:48,542 --> 00:18:51,344
2206Mayor of Saint Georges
2207du Laurent, Canada!
2208
2209481
221000:18:51,346 --> 00:18:53,613
2211Or, as it's about to be known:
2212
2213482
221400:18:53,615 --> 00:18:56,348
2215St. George of Lawrence,
2216America. (CHUCKLES)
2217
2218483
221900:18:56,350 --> 00:18:59,385
2220I don't know. I'm not so good
2221with American. Welcome.
2222
2223484
222400:18:59,387 --> 00:19:01,119
2225Uh, the Guy LeFranc?
2226
2227485
222800:19:01,121 --> 00:19:03,388
2229From the Montreal Canadiens
2230Minor League system?
2231
2232486
223300:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,825
2234The leading scorer
2235of the Halifax Bear Eaters?
2236
2237487
223800:19:05,827 --> 00:19:07,693
2239Eighth most points
2240in CHL history.
2241
2242488
224300:19:07,695 --> 00:19:10,061
2244Yeah, I know. Two points
2245behind Shotti Fitznugly.
2246
2247489
224800:19:10,063 --> 00:19:11,129
2249Look at this guy!
2250
2251490
225200:19:11,131 --> 00:19:12,365
2253I love hockey.
2254
2255491
225600:19:12,367 --> 00:19:13,732
2257Your nickname, um,
2258
2259492
226000:19:13,734 --> 00:19:15,467
2261don't tell me,
2262it was, uh, "The Explosion".
2263
2264493
226500:19:15,469 --> 00:19:17,337
2266"The Halifax Explosion."
2267
2268494
226900:19:17,339 --> 00:19:19,370
2270Named after
2271the single greatest
2272
2273495
227400:19:19,372 --> 00:19:21,840
2275man-made explosion
2276before Hiroshima.
2277
2278496
227900:19:21,842 --> 00:19:23,541
2280It was 1917,
2281
2282497
228300:19:23,543 --> 00:19:24,976
2284ship laden with dynamite
2285
2286498
228700:19:24,978 --> 00:19:27,379
2288crashed into another ship
2289in Halifax Harbor.
2290
2291499
229200:19:27,381 --> 00:19:28,947
2293Tremendous explosion
2294and loss of life.
2295
2296500
229700:19:28,949 --> 00:19:30,683
2298Burned people's eyes out
2299with the blast.
2300
2301501
230200:19:30,685 --> 00:19:32,351
2303Many were blinded
2304by the light.
2305
2306502
230700:19:32,353 --> 00:19:33,484
2308Like the song says.
2309
2310503
231100:19:33,486 --> 00:19:36,088
2312And a First Nations tribe
2313was lost.
2314
2315504
231600:19:36,090 --> 00:19:37,589
2317Probably would've
2318happened to them anyway,
2319
2320505
232100:19:37,591 --> 00:19:39,157
2322- but it kind of moved up the timetable, eh?
2323- (ALL AGREE)
2324
2325506
232600:19:39,159 --> 00:19:43,128
2327So, I am the second biggest
2328explosion from Halifax.
2329
2330507
233100:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,262
2332But enough about me.
2333
2334508
233500:19:44,264 --> 00:19:45,697
2336Meet the Mounties. Guys!
2337
2338509
233900:19:45,699 --> 00:19:47,899
2340Guys, come on over here.
2341
2342510
234300:19:47,901 --> 00:19:51,069
2344This here is Sergeant Major
2345Roger Archambault.
2346
2347511
234800:19:51,071 --> 00:19:54,773
2349This is Staff Sergeant Major
2350Henri Podein,
2351
2352512
235300:19:54,775 --> 00:19:57,342
2354and Sergeant
2355Christophe Bellefuille.
2356
2357513
235800:19:57,344 --> 00:19:58,644
2359Total gobbledygook.
2360
2361514
236200:19:58,646 --> 00:20:01,547
2363I'm John O'Hagan.
2364This is Rod Farva,
2365
2366515
236700:20:01,549 --> 00:20:04,517
2368Robbie Roto, Carl Foster,
2369MacIntyre Womack
2370
2371516
237200:20:04,519 --> 00:20:06,319
2373and Arcot Ramathorn.
2374
2375517
237600:20:06,321 --> 00:20:08,288
2377(SPEAKS FRENCH)
2378
2379518
238000:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,754
2381(MOUNTIES LAUGH)
2382
2383519
238400:20:09,756 --> 00:20:11,155
2385(IN ENGLISH) I'll let
2386you guys chew the cud.
2387
2388520
238900:20:11,157 --> 00:20:12,657
2390Why don't we go fuck off
2391to the other room here?
2392
2393521
239400:20:12,659 --> 00:20:14,961
2395- Yeah, sure.
2396- (DOOR OPENS)
2397
2398522
239900:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,028
2400(DOOR CLOSES)
2401
2402523
240300:20:16,030 --> 00:20:19,334
2404I'm gonna get a Schlitz!
2405That's American for beer.
2406
2407524
240800:20:22,570 --> 00:20:24,669
2409So, you do guys
2410ride horses or...
2411
2412525
241300:20:24,671 --> 00:20:26,238
2414(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)
2415Yeah, this isn't 1957.
2416
2417526
241800:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,773
2419We drive Crown Victorias.
2420
2421527
242200:20:27,775 --> 00:20:29,607
2423Hey, us too.
2424You get a little soup in them,
2425
2426528
242700:20:29,609 --> 00:20:31,976
2428they can really rip
2429your knob off. Am I right?
2430
2431529
243200:20:31,978 --> 00:20:32,978
2433(SPITS)
2434
2435530
243600:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,080
2437(IN FRENCH ACCENT)
2438We hear about you guy, heh?
2439
2440531
244100:20:35,082 --> 00:20:38,383
2442Because first, you get your
2443highway station shut down.
2444
2445532
244600:20:38,385 --> 00:20:40,051
2447And then, you get kick out
2448
2449533
245000:20:40,053 --> 00:20:42,823
2451from your second job
2452because of this, uh,
2453
2454534
245500:20:43,558 --> 00:20:45,357
2456Fred Savage thing.
2457
2458535
245900:20:45,359 --> 00:20:46,626
2460(IN FRENCH ACCENT)
2461"Savage."
2462
2463536
246400:20:46,628 --> 00:20:48,260
2465(IN NORMAL TONE) Makes it
2466sound intriguing, at least.
2467
2468537
246900:20:48,262 --> 00:20:50,229
2470BELLEFUILLE: (IN CANADIAN ACCENT)
2471So, what are you going to do here?
2472
2473538
247400:20:50,231 --> 00:20:51,563
2475Go for the hat trick?
2476
2477539
247800:20:51,565 --> 00:20:52,897
2479(MOUNTIES LAUGHING)
2480
2481540
248200:20:52,899 --> 00:20:54,665
2483Well, we're actually hoping
2484to hold on to these jobs.
2485
2486541
248700:20:54,667 --> 00:20:55,768
2488(TROOPERS CHUCKLE)
2489
2490542
249100:20:55,770 --> 00:20:57,669
2492What are you guys
2493doing after the turnover?
2494
2495543
249600:20:57,671 --> 00:21:00,540
2497Oh, they're transferring us
2498up to Labrador City.
2499
2500544
250100:21:00,542 --> 00:21:01,607
2502- Oh!
2503- Cool.
2504
2505545
250600:21:01,609 --> 00:21:02,942
2507BELLEFUILLE:
2508It's cool, all right.
2509
2510546
251100:21:02,944 --> 00:21:06,444
2512Average winter temperature
2513is minus 18 degrees Celsius!
2514
2515547
251600:21:06,446 --> 00:21:08,079
2517Yeah, all you have
2518to do to convert
2519
2520548
252100:21:08,081 --> 00:21:11,517
2522is times two, add 32 and join
2523the rest of the human race.
2524
2525549
252600:21:11,519 --> 00:21:12,617
2527Hey, Rookie,
2528
2529550
253000:21:12,619 --> 00:21:13,985
2531they got non-alcoholic Molsons
2532over here.
2533
2534551
253500:21:13,987 --> 00:21:16,320
2536Want me to get you
2537a half carafe? (LAUGHS)
2538
2539552
254000:21:16,322 --> 00:21:19,591
2541Oh, we got a rookie there?
2542They shave your nuts yet?
2543
2544553
254500:21:19,593 --> 00:21:21,327
2546Canadian tradition says
2547you got to shave
2548
2549554
255000:21:21,329 --> 00:21:23,494
2551the rook's nuts,
2552otherwise it's bad luck.
2553
2554555
255500:21:23,496 --> 00:21:25,030
2556- You don't say?
2557- Bad luck?
2558
2559556
256000:21:25,032 --> 00:21:26,665
2561I'm actually not a rookie...
2562
2563557
256400:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,134
2565Which one of you guys
2566has least seniority?
2567
2568558
256900:21:28,136 --> 00:21:30,534
2570- (TROOPERS MUMBLE)
2571- I mean, technically I...
2572
2573559
257400:21:30,536 --> 00:21:31,771
2575(CHUCKLES)
2576Shave this guy ball!
2577
2578560
257900:21:31,773 --> 00:21:33,605
2580Come on,
2581shave both of his ball.
2582
2583561
258400:21:33,607 --> 00:21:34,773
2585(MOUNTIES COAXING)
2586
2587562
258800:21:34,775 --> 00:21:37,210
2589- Shave your ball, your dick.
2590- (ALL LAUGHING)
2591
2592563
259300:21:37,212 --> 00:21:39,810
2594(IN FRENCH ACCENT) Hello,
2595hello! Welcome to Canada.
2596
2597564
259800:21:39,812 --> 00:21:41,614
2599I'm Genevieve Aubois,
2600
2601565
260200:21:41,616 --> 00:21:44,116
2603Cultural Attaché
2604of Saint Georges du Laurent.
2605
2606566
260700:21:44,118 --> 00:21:46,586
2608I will see that
2609things go smoothly
2610
2611567
261200:21:46,588 --> 00:21:47,986
2613in the next few weeks.
2614
2615568
261600:21:47,988 --> 00:21:50,321
2617And please,
2618if you have any questions,
2619
2620569
262100:21:50,323 --> 00:21:51,993
2622don't hesitate to ask.
2623
2624570
262500:21:53,427 --> 00:21:54,428
2626(SMACKS LIPS)
2627
2628571
262900:21:55,928 --> 00:21:57,996
2630Keep heading north,
2631big fella.
2632
2633572
263400:21:57,998 --> 00:22:00,599
2635You don't look at the mantel when you're
2636poking the fire, you know what I'm saying?
2637
2638573
263900:22:00,601 --> 00:22:02,434
2640- Right, guys? You know what I'm saying, right?
2641- Jesus, Farva.
2642
2643574
264400:22:02,436 --> 00:22:03,469
2645(FARVA LAUGHS)
2646
2647575
264800:22:03,471 --> 00:22:04,703
2649GENEVIEVE: Okay.
2650
2651576
265200:22:04,705 --> 00:22:07,373
2653Well, they are waiting for us
2654in the other room.
2655
2656577
265700:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,742
2658So, please, suivez-moi.
2659
2660578
266100:22:09,744 --> 00:22:11,413
2662Who is waiting where?
2663
2664579
266500:22:13,580 --> 00:22:14,946
2666(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2667
2668580
266900:22:14,948 --> 00:22:17,284
2670(MARCHING DRUMS PLAYING)
2671
2672581
267300:22:22,990 --> 00:22:25,760
2674Boy, I didn't know the whole
2675town was gonna be here.
2676
2677582
267800:22:30,764 --> 00:22:32,231
2679(MIC FEEDBACK)
2680
2681583
268200:22:32,233 --> 00:22:33,734
2683(SPEAKING FRENCH)
2684
2685584
268600:22:39,873 --> 00:22:41,107
2687- (CHUCKLES)
2688- Oh.
2689
2690585
269100:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,074
2692(ALL LAUGHING)
2693
2694586
269500:22:42,076 --> 00:22:43,542
2696It's about my
2697mustache, right?
2698
2699587
270000:22:43,544 --> 00:22:44,844
2701They're laughing
2702at my mustache?
2703
2704588
270500:22:44,846 --> 00:22:47,745
2706Please, let's give a big
2707Canadian welcome
2708
2709589
271000:22:47,747 --> 00:22:50,549
2711to the Vermont Highway Patrol.
2712
2713590
271400:22:50,551 --> 00:22:52,850
2715(CROWD BOOING)
2716
2717591
271800:22:52,852 --> 00:22:54,185
2719GUY:
2720Hey, hey, everyone!
2721
2722592
272300:22:54,187 --> 00:22:55,454
2724Come on, guys.
2725They've come up here
2726
2727593
272800:22:55,456 --> 00:22:56,521
2729to tell us how great
2730it's gonna be
2731
2732594
273300:22:56,523 --> 00:22:57,822
2734for all of us
2735to become Americans.
2736
2737595
273800:22:57,824 --> 00:22:59,960
2739So, let them speak. Captain?
2740
2741596
274200:23:00,695 --> 00:23:02,694
2743Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
2744
2745597
274600:23:02,696 --> 00:23:05,164
2747- Bonsoir.
2748- (MIC FEEDBACK)
2749
2750598
275100:23:05,166 --> 00:23:08,901
2752You know, this reminds me
2753of the story of the rabbi,
2754
2755599
275600:23:08,903 --> 00:23:12,003
2757the priest,
2758and the Hindu in a canoe.
2759
2760600
276100:23:12,005 --> 00:23:13,571
2762WOMAN: Go blow yourself!
2763
2764601
276500:23:13,573 --> 00:23:14,839
2766(LAUGHTER)
2767
2768602
276900:23:14,841 --> 00:23:16,674
2770I'm Captain John O'Hagan. I...
2771
2772603
277300:23:16,676 --> 00:23:19,044
2774Yeah, eat it, you old donkey!
2775
2776604
277700:23:19,046 --> 00:23:20,011
2778(LAUGHTER)
2779
2780605
278100:23:20,013 --> 00:23:22,414
2782Hey, easy.
2783Hey, look, look.
2784
2785606
278600:23:22,416 --> 00:23:24,649
2787Technically,
2788we're all Americans, right?
2789
2790607
279100:23:24,651 --> 00:23:26,217
2792North Americans.
2793
2794608
279500:23:26,219 --> 00:23:28,754
2796Very little is gonna change
2797around here.
2798
2799609
280000:23:28,756 --> 00:23:29,988
2801Oh, yeah, right!
2802You're probably gonna tell us
2803
2804610
280500:23:29,990 --> 00:23:31,423
2806we can't listen
2807to Rush anymore!
2808
2809611
281000:23:31,425 --> 00:23:32,857
2811Or the Barenaked Ladies!
2812
2813612
281400:23:32,859 --> 00:23:35,360
2815- (ANGRY CHATTER)
2816- Hey. Hey. Hey!
2817
2818613
281900:23:35,362 --> 00:23:36,662
2820People, people.
2821
2822614
282300:23:36,664 --> 00:23:38,597
2824I love Rush
2825and the Barenaked Ladies.
2826
2827615
282800:23:38,599 --> 00:23:39,798
2829You should listen to both.
2830
2831616
283200:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,767
2833So, you are telling us
2834who to listen to!
2835
2836617
283700:23:41,769 --> 00:23:42,901
2838No, no. I'm just...
2839
2840618
284100:23:42,903 --> 00:23:43,969
2842And then that one's
2843gonna tell us
2844
2845619
284600:23:43,971 --> 00:23:45,404
2847we have to start
2848eating tortillas!
2849
2850620
285100:23:45,406 --> 00:23:47,775
2852- FOSTER: It's a common mistake.
2853- MAN #1: Bullshit!
2854
2855621
285600:23:48,376 --> 00:23:49,642
2857Hey! Listen up.
2858
2859622
286000:23:49,644 --> 00:23:51,743
2861This is America now.
2862Like it or lump it!
2863
2864623
286500:23:51,745 --> 00:23:53,212
2866Repeat after me:
2867
2868624
286900:23:53,214 --> 00:23:56,581
2870I pledge of allegiance
2871to the flag
2872
2873625
287400:23:56,583 --> 00:23:59,119
2875of the United States
2876of America.
2877
2878626
287900:23:59,654 --> 00:24:00,919
2880Learn the words!
2881
2882627
288300:24:00,921 --> 00:24:02,453
2884Learn the words!
2885
2886628
288700:24:02,455 --> 00:24:03,457
2888Fuck you!
2889
2890629
289100:24:04,458 --> 00:24:06,360
2892- (GROANS)
2893- (CROWD CLAMORING)
2894
2895630
289600:24:07,962 --> 00:24:10,031
2897(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
2898
2899631
290000:24:11,064 --> 00:24:12,830
2901MAN #2: You don't even know
2902how to play hockey!
2903
2904632
290500:24:12,832 --> 00:24:15,367
2906(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
2907
2908633
290900:24:15,369 --> 00:24:17,802
2910I didn't think they'd see us
2911as an occupying force.
2912
2913634
291400:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,370
2915Oh, my God!
2916Your eye.
2917
2918635
291900:24:19,372 --> 00:24:20,739
2920That might leave a scar.
2921
2922636
292300:24:20,741 --> 00:24:21,874
2924I was looking
2925too pretty anyway.
2926
2927637
292800:24:21,876 --> 00:24:23,040
2929(CHUCKLES)
2930
2931638
293200:24:23,042 --> 00:24:24,809
2933I can sew you up at my car.
2934
2935639
293600:24:24,811 --> 00:24:25,976
2937You're a doctor?
2938
2939640
294000:24:25,978 --> 00:24:28,078
2941No, no. I coach
2942the girls' hockey team,
2943
2944641
294500:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,251
2946so I know my way
2947around a gash.
2948
2949642
295000:24:30,885 --> 00:24:32,017
2951Are you making a...
2952
2953643
295400:24:32,019 --> 00:24:35,721
2955Oui . A double entendre
2956for la vagine.
2957
2958644
295900:24:35,723 --> 00:24:37,322
2960(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
2961
2962645
296300:24:37,324 --> 00:24:39,424
2964Let's go, quickly!
2965
2966646
296700:24:39,426 --> 00:24:41,760
2968THORNY: I thought Canadians
2969are supposed to be harmless.
2970
2971647
297200:24:41,762 --> 00:24:43,529
2973Oh, come on.
2974Cut them some slack.
2975
2976648
297700:24:43,531 --> 00:24:45,396
2978They're upset
2979about losing their identities.
2980
2981649
298200:24:45,398 --> 00:24:48,399
2983They called you an old donkey.
2984Doesn't that piss you off?
2985
2986650
298700:24:48,401 --> 00:24:49,768
2988Well, I don't love it.
2989
2990651
299100:24:49,770 --> 00:24:52,136
2992Actually, I didn't sleep
2993at all last night.
2994
2995652
299600:24:52,138 --> 00:24:53,438
2997But we got a job to do.
2998
2999653
300000:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,840
3001- Rabbit, how's your head?
3002- It's okay.
3003
3004654
300500:24:55,842 --> 00:25:00,213
3006That, uh... Genevieve,
3007she, uh, patched me up.
3008
3009655
301000:25:00,215 --> 00:25:02,313
3011(ALL EXCLAIMING)
3012
3013656
301400:25:02,315 --> 00:25:03,281
3015Oh, please!
3016
3017657
301800:25:03,283 --> 00:25:05,917
3019Frenchy had her eyes
3020on my thighs all night long.
3021
3022658
302300:25:05,919 --> 00:25:07,051
3024- Yeah.
3025- Did she, now?
3026
3027659
302800:25:07,053 --> 00:25:08,287
3029FARVA: Oh, yeah?
3030Keep laughing.
3031
3032660
303300:25:08,289 --> 00:25:10,588
3034I bet you a buck I bang
3035the crêpe out of her first.
3036
3037661
303800:25:10,590 --> 00:25:11,757
3039- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
3040- Okay.
3041
3042662
304300:25:11,759 --> 00:25:12,992
3044Put your money
3045where your mouth's been.
3046
3047663
304800:25:12,994 --> 00:25:15,728
3049Fuck the buck.
3050Loser sits on a cactus.
3051
3052664
305300:25:15,730 --> 00:25:17,928
3054No, loser gets a perm.
3055
3056665
305700:25:17,930 --> 00:25:20,866
3058No, loser cuts his
3059pinky-toe off with a shovel.
3060
3061666
306200:25:20,868 --> 00:25:22,467
3063Take that bet.
3064
3065667
306600:25:22,469 --> 00:25:24,470
3067- I suggest you take the bet, Rabbit. Really, honestly.
3068- Jump on it.
3069
3070668
307100:25:24,472 --> 00:25:25,671
3072Please shut up, Farva.
3073
3074669
307500:25:25,673 --> 00:25:27,138
3076Okay. We have a deal.
3077
3078670
307900:25:27,140 --> 00:25:28,607
3080You heard it, right?
3081We have a deal.
3082
3083671
308400:25:28,609 --> 00:25:31,277
3085Oh, so, this is where they
3086keep the illegal aliens, huh?
3087
3088672
308900:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,278
3090- (BELLEFUILLE CHUCKLES)
3091- Ah, welcome, Officers!
3092
3093673
309400:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,914
3095Welcome to the guys
3096who stood around
3097
3098674
309900:25:34,916 --> 00:25:36,580
3100while people threw
3101hockey pucks at us?
3102
3103675
310400:25:36,582 --> 00:25:37,715
3105You gonna
3106come up here talking
3107
3108676
310900:25:37,717 --> 00:25:39,284
3110all that
3111"Make America Great" crap,
3112
3113677
311400:25:39,286 --> 00:25:42,120
3115you're bound to catch a face
3116full of Canadian tomato.
3117
3118678
311900:25:42,122 --> 00:25:43,489
3120O'HAGAN: Okay, okay.
3121Listen up.
3122
3123679
312400:25:43,491 --> 00:25:45,457
3125Two of you are gonna ride
3126with the Mounties.
3127
3128680
312900:25:45,459 --> 00:25:47,291
3130They'll show you where
3131the bodies are buried.
3132
3133681
313400:25:47,293 --> 00:25:49,294
3135- BOTH: Not it.
3136- Actually, it is you two.
3137
3138682
313900:25:49,296 --> 00:25:50,361
3140(CHUCKLES)
3141
3142683
314300:25:50,363 --> 00:25:52,364
3144It's not our idea
3145of a good time either, fellas.
3146
3147684
314800:25:52,366 --> 00:25:54,903
3149Personally, I'd rather
3150fuck a moose.
3151
3152685
315300:25:55,802 --> 00:25:57,502
3154You would need a ladder
3155to do that.
3156
3157686
315800:25:57,504 --> 00:26:00,905
3159Obviously, I would need
3160a ladder to fuck a moose.
3161
3162687
316300:26:00,907 --> 00:26:03,876
3164But I would find one,
3165and I would fuck that moose.
3166
3167688
316800:26:03,878 --> 00:26:05,043
3169O'HAGAN:
3170Okay!
3171
3172689
317300:26:05,045 --> 00:26:07,546
3174Thorny, Rabbit,
3175I got a highway job for you.
3176
3177690
317800:26:07,548 --> 00:26:08,549
3179Let's do it!
3180
3181691
318200:26:12,919 --> 00:26:14,618
3183FARVA:
3184Hey, Cap? Cap?
3185
3186692
318700:26:14,620 --> 00:26:15,921
3188Whose car do I ride in?
3189
3190693
319100:26:15,923 --> 00:26:17,990
3192Why don't you
3193stay here with me?
3194
3195694
319600:26:17,992 --> 00:26:19,590
3197Sit over here.
3198
3199695
320000:26:19,592 --> 00:26:20,961
3201That's the radio, though.
3202
3203696
320400:26:21,361 --> 00:26:22,328
3205Great idea!
3206
3207697
320800:26:22,330 --> 00:26:25,763
3209That way, if a call comes in,
3210you can answer it.
3211
3212698
321300:26:25,765 --> 00:26:27,031
3214Huh?
3215
3216699
321700:26:27,033 --> 00:26:28,434
3218(O'HAGAN VOCALIZING)
3219
3220700
322100:26:28,436 --> 00:26:31,002
3222Okay, just today, though,
3223okay?
3224
3225701
322600:26:31,004 --> 00:26:33,308
3227Everyone takes a turn.
3228It's a new station.
3229
3230702
323100:26:34,541 --> 00:26:35,607
3232(SIGHS)
3233
3234703
323500:26:35,609 --> 00:26:36,677
3236Fuckin' radio.
3237
3238704
323900:26:39,146 --> 00:26:40,548
3240What the fuck is this shit?
3241
3242705
324300:26:42,082 --> 00:26:43,682
3244I mean, it's not gonna
3245kill him, is it?
3246
3247706
324800:26:43,684 --> 00:26:46,020
3249I don't know. Do you
3250want it to kill him?
3251
3252707
325300:26:47,655 --> 00:26:48,753
3254BELLEFUILLE:
3255Allons-y!
3256
3257708
325800:26:48,755 --> 00:26:50,356
3259- (HORN HONKS)
3260- (SHOUTS IN FRENCH)
3261
3262709
326300:26:50,358 --> 00:26:51,624
3264Just a minute!
3265
3266710
326700:26:51,626 --> 00:26:52,992
3268Just a, uh...
3269
3270711
327100:26:52,994 --> 00:26:54,926
3272What's Canadian
3273for "minute"?
3274
3275712
327600:26:54,928 --> 00:26:56,563
3277(MUMBLES MOCKINGLY)
3278
3279713
328000:26:59,734 --> 00:27:00,933
3281Ah.
3282
3283714
328400:27:00,935 --> 00:27:02,470
3285There they are. Okay.
3286
3287715
328800:27:04,171 --> 00:27:05,205
3289Hm.
3290
3291716
329200:27:06,773 --> 00:27:08,141
3293(GULPING)
3294
3295717
329600:27:11,111 --> 00:27:13,811
3297Are you swallowing
3298M&M's whole?
3299
3300718
330100:27:13,813 --> 00:27:16,450
3302Yeah. The green ones
3303make me horny.
3304
3305719
330600:27:18,685 --> 00:27:20,251
3307Why don't you chew them first?
3308
3309720
331000:27:20,253 --> 00:27:23,023
3311(SCOFFS) They all go
3312to the same place, right?
3313
3314721
331500:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,292
3316(SIGHS)
3317
3318722
331900:27:28,294 --> 00:27:29,961
3320FOSTER: (ON RADIO) Hey, Farva,
3321can I get a radio check?
3322
3323723
332400:27:29,963 --> 00:27:31,663
3325- (CRACKLING)
3326- (YELPS)
3327
3328724
332900:27:31,665 --> 00:27:32,667
3330(GROANS)
3331
3332725
333300:27:34,734 --> 00:27:36,769
3334(BOTH LAUGHING)
3335
3336726
333700:27:36,771 --> 00:27:38,404
3338Why did you shock
3339your buddy, buddy?
3340
3341727
334200:27:38,406 --> 00:27:39,738
3343(LAUGHING)
3344
3345728
334600:27:39,740 --> 00:27:43,841
3347You know, every job has that
3348one guy that you love to hate.
3349
3350729
335100:27:43,843 --> 00:27:45,543
3352Yeah, obnoxious. Oafish.
3353
3354730
335500:27:45,545 --> 00:27:48,047
3356Oh, yeah, you mean like
3357your typical American?
3358
3359731
336000:27:48,049 --> 00:27:49,417
3361(BOTH CHUCKLES)
3362
3363732
336400:27:52,218 --> 00:27:53,653
3365Still waiting
3366on that radio check.
3367
3368733
336900:27:57,992 --> 00:27:59,726
3370- (CRACKLING)
3371- (SCREAMS)
3372
3373734
337400:28:01,161 --> 00:28:02,629
3375FARVA:
3376Fuckin' shit!
3377
3378735
337900:28:03,362 --> 00:28:04,930
3380This is an awesome assignment.
3381
3382736
338300:28:04,932 --> 00:28:07,532
3384Oh, come on, it's great.
3385Outside. On duty.
3386
3387737
338800:28:07,534 --> 00:28:11,302
3389Hey, what's 80 kilometers
3390per hour in English?
3391
3392738
339300:28:11,304 --> 00:28:15,007
3394I guess
339549.7097 miles per hour.
3396
3397739
339800:28:15,009 --> 00:28:16,974
3399Uh, I don't think
3400we have any decimals.
3401
3402740
340300:28:16,976 --> 00:28:19,145
3404- Do you have a Sharpie?
3405- Uh, no.
3406
3407741
340800:28:19,147 --> 00:28:21,914
3409FARVA: Unit 23. Come in, 23.
3410Unit 23. Come in, 23.
3411
3412742
341300:28:21,916 --> 00:28:24,915
3414Radio, until the turnover,
3415we have to keep things metric.
3416
3417743
341800:28:24,917 --> 00:28:29,553
3419So we are now Unit 37.015.
3420Try again.
3421
3422744
342300:28:29,555 --> 00:28:30,489
3424Whatever.
3425
3426745
342700:28:30,491 --> 00:28:33,992
3428I got a call out
3429on Rue de Autoroute 77
3430
3431746
343200:28:33,994 --> 00:28:35,726
3433or some
3434Frère Jacques bullshit.
3435
3436747
343700:28:35,728 --> 00:28:38,129
3438There's a gaggle of dead
3439Canadian Geese on the road.
3440
3441748
344200:28:38,131 --> 00:28:40,232
3443Yeah, up here, they just
3444call them geese, Radio.
3445
3446749
344700:28:40,234 --> 00:28:42,334
3448Yeah, well, in two weeks,
3449I call them American Geese.
3450
3451750
345200:28:42,336 --> 00:28:44,135
3453Honk, honk. Go clean them off.
3454
3455751
345600:28:44,137 --> 00:28:47,841
3457That's a big 16.09-6436,
3458good buddy.
3459
3460752
346100:28:50,278 --> 00:28:52,309
3462Ah, ya,
3463there's the Pancake Shed.
3464
3465753
346600:28:52,311 --> 00:28:54,279
3467And that's the Flapjack's.
3468
3469754
347000:28:54,281 --> 00:28:55,446
3471Oh, there on the right,
3472
3473755
347400:28:55,448 --> 00:28:57,549
3475that's Gigi's Bait,
3476Tackle and Pancakes.
3477
3478756
347900:28:57,551 --> 00:29:00,152
3480- But they're really known more for their waffles.
3481- Yeah, they are.
3482
3483757
348400:29:00,154 --> 00:29:02,453
3485Sounds like the Queen
3486must really love pancakes.
3487
3488758
348900:29:02,455 --> 00:29:03,989
3490What's that supposed to mean?
3491
3492759
349300:29:03,991 --> 00:29:06,325
3494FOSTER: Aren't you guys still
3495ruled by the Queen of England?
3496
3497760
349800:29:06,327 --> 00:29:07,392
3499I mean, she's
3500all over your money.
3501
3502761
350300:29:07,394 --> 00:29:08,460
3504BELLEFUILLE:
3505I'll have you know that
3506
3507762
350800:29:08,462 --> 00:29:11,262
3509we achieved
3510our independence in 1982.
3511
3512763
351300:29:11,264 --> 00:29:12,530
3514- Ooh!
3515- Oh!
3516
3517764
351800:29:12,532 --> 00:29:14,165
3519- MAC: 1982.
3520- (FOSTER CHUCKLES)
3521
3522765
352300:29:14,167 --> 00:29:16,635
3524- Did Wham! perform at the ceremony?
3525- (LAUGHS)
3526
3527766
352800:29:16,637 --> 00:29:18,570
3529Maybe if we had
3530our independence sooner,
3531
3532767
353300:29:18,572 --> 00:29:20,538
3534we'd have no gun control,
3535not believe in evolution
3536
3537768
353800:29:20,540 --> 00:29:23,644
3539and all be morbidly obese
3540without healthcare.
3541
3542769
354300:29:25,312 --> 00:29:27,412
3544BELLEFUILLE: Why don't you
3545pull in right up here?
3546
3547770
354800:29:27,414 --> 00:29:29,817
3549Time for you to meet
3550the local business owners.
3551
3552771
355300:29:48,569 --> 00:29:49,867
3554Escorts?
3555
3556772
355700:29:49,869 --> 00:29:51,203
3558BELLEFUILLE:
3559Here we are, boys.
3560
3561773
356200:29:51,205 --> 00:29:52,971
3563(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
3564
3565774
356600:29:52,973 --> 00:29:54,175
3567(GREETS IN FRENCH)
3568
3569775
357000:29:57,577 --> 00:29:59,444
3571Are we here
3572to bust up a cat-house?
3573
3574776
357500:29:59,446 --> 00:30:01,780
3576PODEIN: You can't arrest
3577people for having boners.
3578
3579777
358000:30:01,782 --> 00:30:03,214
3581It's legal up here, Yank.
3582
3583778
358400:30:03,216 --> 00:30:05,416
3585A hockey-themed,
3586dual-sex bordello.
3587
3588779
358900:30:05,418 --> 00:30:07,051
3590Do we have that in the U.S.?
3591
3592780
359300:30:07,053 --> 00:30:08,653
3594I don't know,
3595but put me in, Coach.
3596
3597781
359800:30:08,655 --> 00:30:10,488
3599Oh, oh! Look who it is!
3600It's the fuzz.
3601
3602782
360300:30:10,490 --> 00:30:12,223
3604The Mayor hangs out
3605in a bordello?
3606
3607783
360800:30:12,225 --> 00:30:14,858
3609No, the Mayor
3610own the bordello.
3611
3612784
361300:30:14,860 --> 00:30:15,793
3614Here you go, boys.
3615
3616785
361700:30:15,795 --> 00:30:17,861
3618How about a beer and a tug?
3619On the house.
3620
3621786
362200:30:17,863 --> 00:30:19,598
3623- Hey!
3624- Oh, uh...
3625
3626787
362700:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,566
3628Uh, maybe later.
3629
3630788
363100:30:20,568 --> 00:30:23,335
3632Oh, I understand.
3633Scram, girls.
3634
3635789
363600:30:23,337 --> 00:30:25,936
3637- How's it going, eh?
3638- Yeah, no, no. Maybe later.
3639
3640790
364100:30:25,938 --> 00:30:27,138
3642You guys!
3643
3644791
364500:30:27,140 --> 00:30:28,540
3646You don't like women,
3647you don't like men.
3648
3649792
365000:30:28,542 --> 00:30:30,509
3651I mean, what should I get, a
3652river beaver to pleasure you?
3653
3654793
365500:30:30,511 --> 00:30:33,311
3656It's a joke. Their teeth are so
3657sharp, it would be horrible.
3658
3659794
366000:30:33,313 --> 00:30:34,547
3661How can I help you fellas?
3662
3663795
366400:30:34,549 --> 00:30:36,615
3665Oh, the Yanks want to talk
3666about their U.S. laws.
3667
3668796
366900:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,849
3670You know,
3671like serving weaker beer
3672
3673797
367400:30:38,851 --> 00:30:40,786
3675and shutting down brothels.
3676
3677798
367800:30:40,788 --> 00:30:42,220
3679Shutting down
3680brothels?
3681
3682799
368300:30:42,222 --> 00:30:43,355
3684Who put you up to this?
3685
3686800
368700:30:43,357 --> 00:30:45,522
3688Was it Jean-Paul
3689down at Chez Poontang?
3690
3691801
369200:30:45,524 --> 00:30:47,059
3693Huh?
3694You guys pulling my chain?
3695
3696802
369700:30:47,061 --> 00:30:48,126
3698Look, I don't think
3699this is anything
3700
3701803
370200:30:48,128 --> 00:30:49,560
3703we need to get
3704too hung up on right now.
3705
3706804
370700:30:49,562 --> 00:30:50,928
3708I can't believe
3709down in the States,
3710
3711805
371200:30:50,930 --> 00:30:52,830
3713it's illegal to have a beer
3714and enjoy tits and a dick.
3715
3716806
371700:30:52,832 --> 00:30:55,200
3718I mean, beep beep!
3719
3720807
372100:30:55,202 --> 00:30:56,902
3722- There's no harm there.
3723- Oh. Uh...
3724
3725808
372600:30:56,904 --> 00:30:58,904
3727(IMITATING PUNCHING BAG)
3728
3729809
373000:30:58,906 --> 00:31:00,672
3731- Good workout, eh?
3732- Wow.
3733
3734810
373500:31:00,674 --> 00:31:03,474
3736Honestly, Guy, we're not
3737here to lay down any laws.
3738
3739811
374000:31:03,476 --> 00:31:05,643
3741We're very sorry if there's
3742been a misunderstanding.
3743
3744812
374500:31:05,645 --> 00:31:08,512
3746- "We're sahrry?" "Sahrry."
3747- (LAUGHTER)
3748
3749813
375000:31:08,514 --> 00:31:10,181
3751(CROWD MIMICS MAC MOCKINGLY)
3752
3753814
375400:31:10,183 --> 00:31:12,253
3755I'm sorry,
3756but that sounds stupid.
3757
3758815
375900:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,386
3760- So sahrry.
3761- Sahrry.
3762
3763816
376400:31:15,388 --> 00:31:17,289
3765It's funny. I know.
3766
3767817
376800:31:17,291 --> 00:31:20,158
3769And what exactly
3770is your beef with our beer?
3771
3772818
377300:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,658
3774Oh, I don't have
3775any problem with the beer.
3776
3777819
377800:31:21,660 --> 00:31:23,561
3779I mean, I think the limit in the U.S.
3780is what, nine percent?
3781
3782820
378300:31:23,563 --> 00:31:26,063
3784Nine percent? How are you
3785supposed to get drunk?
3786
3787821
378800:31:26,065 --> 00:31:27,432
3789I mean, you know,
3790
3791822
379200:31:27,434 --> 00:31:29,033
3793I think the idea is you drink
3794more of the weaker stuff.
3795
3796823
379700:31:29,035 --> 00:31:30,202
3798I bet it is.
3799
3800824
380100:31:30,204 --> 00:31:31,703
3802You Americans drinking
3803and eating everything.
3804
3805825
380600:31:31,705 --> 00:31:34,205
3807- Oh, no, you shouldn't.
3808- (BLOWS RASPBERRY) So fat.
3809
3810826
381100:31:34,207 --> 00:31:35,773
3812How about a little help
3813over here, huh?
3814
3815827
381600:31:35,775 --> 00:31:38,010
3817Yeah, I don't think we have
3818jurisdiction here anymore, buddy.
3819
3820828
382100:31:38,012 --> 00:31:39,478
3822Okay, all right.
3823
3824829
382500:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,279
3826It's not like we're here to
3827"screw you" out of your rights.
3828
3829830
383000:31:41,281 --> 00:31:42,848
3831Darn tootin' you're not.
3832
3833831
383400:31:42,850 --> 00:31:43,949
3835Okay, look, relax.
3836
3837832
383800:31:43,951 --> 00:31:45,216
3839Go away, you American pigs!
3840
3841833
384200:31:45,218 --> 00:31:47,453
3843(CROWD SHOUTING ANGRILY)
3844
3845834
384600:31:47,455 --> 00:31:48,953
3847- WOMAN: Go home!
3848- Oh!
3849
3850835
385100:31:48,955 --> 00:31:50,155
3852Take it easy.
3853
3854836
385500:31:50,157 --> 00:31:51,826
3856Fight, fight, fight, fight!
3857
3858837
385900:31:53,327 --> 00:31:54,926
3860Sorry about that.
3861It was an accident.
3862
3863838
386400:31:54,928 --> 00:31:57,061
3865(GRUNTING)
3866
3867839
386800:31:57,063 --> 00:31:59,266
3869♪ Round and round ♪
3870
3871840
387200:32:00,466 --> 00:32:01,668
3873MAN:
3874Get out of here!
3875
3876841
387700:32:03,270 --> 00:32:05,306
3878- (GRUNTING)
3879- (CROWD EXCLAIMING)
3880
3881842
388200:32:06,139 --> 00:32:07,340
3883Get the fuck off me.
3884
3885843
388600:32:08,641 --> 00:32:10,543
3887Fuck you, motherfuckers.
3888Fuck you!
3889
3890844
389100:32:11,911 --> 00:32:13,413
3892(CROWD CHEERING)
3893
3894845
389500:32:14,581 --> 00:32:16,947
3896- DRIVER: Vermont sucks, eh!
3897- RABBIT: Thank you.
3898
3899846
390000:32:16,949 --> 00:32:18,317
3901See you later, sunshine!
3902
3903847
390400:32:19,349 --> 00:32:20,985
3905- BOTH: Stupid Americans!
3906- RABBIT: Cheerio!
3907
3908848
390900:32:20,987 --> 00:32:23,954
3910Okay, this job isn't as fun
3911as I thought it was.
3912
3913849
391400:32:23,956 --> 00:32:25,056
3915Arrogant American!
3916
3917850
391800:32:25,058 --> 00:32:27,325
3919The whole world's metric.
3920What's your problem, eh?
3921
3922851
392300:32:27,327 --> 00:32:28,626
3924Just doing our job, sir.
3925
3926852
392700:32:28,628 --> 00:32:30,395
3928You're 185 centimeters tall,
3929
3930853
393100:32:30,397 --> 00:32:32,532
3932you weigh 92 kilogram.
3933Get used to it!
3934
3935854
393600:32:33,567 --> 00:32:34,532
3937Okay.
3938
3939855
394000:32:34,534 --> 00:32:37,368
3941Your authority don't mean
3942cheese up here.
3943
3944856
394500:32:37,370 --> 00:32:39,838
3946I can't tell if he's
3947calling me skinny or fat.
3948
3949857
395000:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,072
3951FOSTER: (ON RADIO)
3952Officers requesting assistance
3953
3954858
395500:32:41,074 --> 00:32:43,041
3956at the L'Explosion Bordello
3957on Route Four.
3958
3959859
396000:32:43,043 --> 00:32:45,242
3961We are under assault
3962by hookers.
3963
3964860
396500:32:45,244 --> 00:32:46,543
3966Lots of them. Male and female.
3967
3968861
396900:32:46,545 --> 00:32:48,480
3970Copy, 91.
3971We'll be right there.
3972
3973862
397400:32:48,482 --> 00:32:50,482
3975Just as soon as we
3976finish taking selfies
3977
3978863
397900:32:50,484 --> 00:32:52,649
3980with the Victoria's Secret
3981Blow Job Team.
3982
3983864
398400:32:52,651 --> 00:32:55,154
3985I'm not kidding, Thorny!
3986There's too many of them.
3987
3988865
398900:32:55,156 --> 00:32:56,553
3990Will you get your dick
3991out of my face!
3992
3993866
399400:32:56,555 --> 00:32:58,322
3995I just... I got glitter!
3996
3997867
399800:32:58,324 --> 00:33:00,125
3999Glittering and...
4000Glittering and...
4001
4002868
400300:33:00,127 --> 00:33:02,292
4004I love it.
4005It's like we never left.
4006
4007869
400800:33:02,294 --> 00:33:04,328
4009(TYRES SCREECHING)
4010
4011870
401200:33:04,330 --> 00:33:07,398
4013What the hell?
4014Remote driver?
4015
4016871
401700:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,601
4018Ghost car?
4019
4020872
402100:33:17,343 --> 00:33:19,310
4022We drilled that sign!
4023
4024873
402500:33:19,312 --> 00:33:20,513
4026They're kids.
4027
4028874
402900:33:21,115 --> 00:33:22,313
4030Give me those keys.
4031
4032875
403300:33:22,315 --> 00:33:24,449
4034Ow! No biting,
4035you little shitsky!
4036
4037876
403800:33:24,451 --> 00:33:25,517
4039What's your name, kid?
4040
4041877
404200:33:25,519 --> 00:33:26,918
4043Stranger danger!
4044Stranger danger!
4045
4046878
404700:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,119
4048Where did you get the car?
4049
4050879
405100:33:28,121 --> 00:33:29,689
4052- Suck it, cop!
4053- (GROANING)
4054
4055880
405600:33:33,426 --> 00:33:35,026
4057Holy Christmas.
4058
4059881
406000:33:35,028 --> 00:33:36,494
4061Oh, my God.
4062
4063882
406400:33:36,496 --> 00:33:38,329
4065They're all hopped up
4066on goofballs.
4067
4068883
406900:33:38,331 --> 00:33:40,533
4070You can't catch me!
4071(YELLING)
4072
4073884
407400:33:41,334 --> 00:33:43,100
4075I'm gonna get my
4076bean bag gun!
4077
4078885
407900:33:43,102 --> 00:33:44,168
4080Show me where you got these
4081
4082886
408300:33:44,170 --> 00:33:45,337
4084and I'll let you
4085play with my Taser.
4086
4087887
408800:33:45,339 --> 00:33:46,573
4089Ooh! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
4090
4091888
409200:33:49,309 --> 00:33:50,508
4093THORNY:
4094We gotta be careful.
4095
4096889
409700:33:50,510 --> 00:33:53,147
4098This is the kind of image
4099that could go viral.
4100
4101890
410200:33:54,246 --> 00:33:55,413
4103There!
4104
4105891
410600:33:55,415 --> 00:33:57,385
4107(KIDS GRUNTING)
4108
4109892
411000:33:59,453 --> 00:34:01,422
4111All right. Whoa,
4112whoa, whoa, boys.
4113
4114893
411500:34:02,188 --> 00:34:03,421
4116(KIDS YELLING)
4117
4118894
411900:34:03,423 --> 00:34:05,092
4120Stay! Stay.
4121
4122895
412300:34:24,578 --> 00:34:27,011
4124- What's up, Soapy?
4125- (WHISTLES)
4126
4127896
412800:34:27,013 --> 00:34:28,014
4129More pills?
4130
4131897
413200:34:30,284 --> 00:34:31,852
4133Did Apple change their logo?
4134
4135898
413600:34:33,185 --> 00:34:34,554
4137THORNY:
4138What have we here?
4139
4140899
414100:34:35,455 --> 00:34:37,355
4142(SNIFFS)
4143Cubans.
4144
4145900
414600:34:37,357 --> 00:34:39,123
4147Must make you feel
4148right at home.
4149
4150901
415100:34:39,125 --> 00:34:40,590
4152Good one.
4153
4154902
415500:34:40,592 --> 00:34:42,092
4156KID:
4157Pills, pills, pills!
4158
4159903
416000:34:42,094 --> 00:34:43,161
4161THORNY:
4162Oh, boy.
4163
4164904
416500:34:43,163 --> 00:34:44,799
4166(KIDS SCREAMING)
4167
4168905
416900:34:46,799 --> 00:34:49,134
4170Viva la revolución, baby!
4171
4172906
417300:34:49,136 --> 00:34:50,434
4174- Ay, ay, ay!
4175- FARVA: Ugh.
4176
4177907
417800:34:50,436 --> 00:34:51,936
4179You ever hear
4180of the Cuban Embargo?
4181
4182908
418300:34:51,938 --> 00:34:53,605
4184That embargo
4185is yesterday's news.
4186
4187909
418800:34:53,607 --> 00:34:54,873
4189Not for me it isn't.
4190
4191910
419200:34:54,875 --> 00:34:57,545
4193That's like sucking
4194Castro's cold wrinkled dick.
4195
4196911
419700:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,712
4198Cuban cigars,
4199
4200912
420100:35:00,714 --> 00:35:02,713
4202counterfeit iPhones
4203and unmarked pills.
4204
4205913
420600:35:02,715 --> 00:35:03,949
4207We got something here.
4208
4209914
421000:35:03,951 --> 00:35:06,884
4211You boys stumbled
4212on quite a booty closet.
4213
4214915
421500:35:06,886 --> 00:35:08,018
4216A what now?
4217
4218916
421900:35:08,020 --> 00:35:09,788
4220Booty. Contraband.
4221
4222917
422300:35:09,790 --> 00:35:11,723
4224What? They don't say
4225"booty" anymore?
4226
4227918
422800:35:11,725 --> 00:35:13,726
4229- Not really, no.
4230- Nah.
4231
4232919
423300:35:14,527 --> 00:35:15,659
4234Canadian counterfeit iPhones?
4235
4236920
423700:35:15,661 --> 00:35:17,994
4238We should call them
4239"A"-Phones, eh? Right?
4240
4241921
424200:35:17,996 --> 00:35:19,899
4243(DIALING)
4244
4245922
424600:35:21,067 --> 00:35:22,166
4247(LINE RINGING)
4248
4249923
425000:35:22,168 --> 00:35:24,569
4251(CELL PHONES RINGING)
4252
4253924
425400:35:24,571 --> 00:35:27,005
4255They all have the same number?
4256That's a rip-off.
4257
4258925
425900:35:27,007 --> 00:35:29,273
4260So, what pills do we have?
4261
4262926
426300:35:29,275 --> 00:35:30,541
4264Not sure.
4265
4266927
426700:35:30,543 --> 00:35:32,978
4268Five different kinds.
4269None of them have markings.
4270
4271928
427200:35:32,980 --> 00:35:34,145
4273Send them to the lab.
4274
4275929
427600:35:34,147 --> 00:35:36,280
4277I tried! The U.S. lab said
4278send them to the Canadian lab.
4279
4280930
428100:35:36,282 --> 00:35:37,382
4282The Canadian lab said,
4283
4284931
428500:35:37,384 --> 00:35:38,516
4286(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)
4287"Oh, ya, hey there.
4288
4289932
429000:35:38,518 --> 00:35:39,550
4291"Send 'em over
4292to the U.S. lab there."
4293
4294933
429500:35:39,552 --> 00:35:40,918
4296Maybe the Mounties
4297have some pull?
4298
4299934
430000:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,554
4301- Boo!
4302- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
4303
4304935
430500:35:42,556 --> 00:35:43,621
4306Fuck the Mounties!
4307
4308936
430900:35:43,623 --> 00:35:44,889
4310- Fuckin' Canada.
4311- Fuck that.
4312
4313937
431400:35:44,891 --> 00:35:46,690
4315For all we know,
4316this was the Mounties.
4317
4318938
431900:35:46,692 --> 00:35:48,692
4320Easy on the local cop
4321conspiracies.
4322
4323939
432400:35:48,694 --> 00:35:50,895
4325We'll solve
4326this case ourselves.
4327
4328940
432900:35:50,897 --> 00:35:52,496
4330I'll put a call
4331out to Montpelier,
4332
4333941
433400:35:52,498 --> 00:35:55,233
4335see if they can
4336line up a lab for us.
4337
4338942
433900:35:55,235 --> 00:35:57,469
4340Wah, wah!
4341I don't need some nerd
4342
4343943
434400:35:57,471 --> 00:35:59,139
4345in a lab coat
4346to tell me what this shit is.
4347
4348944
434900:36:00,641 --> 00:36:02,639
4350(EXCLAIMS, CRUNCHING)
4351
4352945
435300:36:02,641 --> 00:36:04,608
4354Sometimes even
4355I've gotta hand it to you,
4356
4357946
435800:36:04,610 --> 00:36:05,909
4359you weird son of a bitch.
4360
4361947
436200:36:05,911 --> 00:36:07,612
4363But why is it that
4364you chew a pill
4365
4366948
436700:36:07,614 --> 00:36:09,514
4368yet you swallow M&M's whole?
4369
4370949
437100:36:09,516 --> 00:36:11,884
4372I'm a complicated guy, Mac.
4373(CHEWS GUM)
4374
4375950
437600:36:11,886 --> 00:36:13,253
4377Okay. All right.
4378
4379951
438000:36:14,587 --> 00:36:16,454
4381See you boys
4382in the Renaissance Period.
4383
4384952
438500:36:16,456 --> 00:36:17,521
4386Huzzah!
4387
4388953
438900:36:17,523 --> 00:36:19,092
4390(ALL GULPING)
4391
4392954
439300:36:21,226 --> 00:36:23,029
4394(MOANING)
4395
4396955
439700:36:23,864 --> 00:36:25,931
4398(DRAWLING)
4399Can't move.
4400
4401956
440200:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,666
4403My mouth's dry.
4404
4405957
440600:36:27,668 --> 00:36:29,199
4407What do you think,
4408like a heavy barbiturate?
4409
4410958
441100:36:29,201 --> 00:36:30,367
4412Maybe a muscle relaxant?
4413
4414959
441500:36:30,369 --> 00:36:31,802
4416You really can't move?
4417
4418960
441900:36:31,804 --> 00:36:34,771
4420I'm numb. I'm totally numb.
4421
4422961
442300:36:34,773 --> 00:36:36,310
4424- (SMACKS LIPS)
4425- MAC: Okay.
4426
4427962
442800:36:37,177 --> 00:36:38,543
4429What are you doing?
4430
4431963
443200:36:38,545 --> 00:36:39,643
4433- (GROANS)
4434- Oh!
4435
4436964
443700:36:39,645 --> 00:36:41,779
4438Fuck you, Mac.
4439I need medical attention.
4440
4441965
444200:36:41,781 --> 00:36:44,248
4443Side effects may include
4444fatness and irritability.
4445
4446966
444700:36:44,250 --> 00:36:46,019
4448I think it's a mood enhancer.
4449
4450967
445100:36:47,487 --> 00:36:48,853
4452(GROANS)
4453God damn it.
4454
4455968
445600:36:48,855 --> 00:36:51,255
4457- I know I'm in a better mood.
4458- (ALL LAUGHS)
4459
4460969
446100:36:51,257 --> 00:36:52,322
4462Do we have
4463any more fly strips?
4464
4465970
446600:36:52,324 --> 00:36:53,824
4467I want to make him a headband.
4468
4469971
447000:36:53,826 --> 00:36:55,226
4471FOSTER: ♪ Three little
4472maids from school are we ♪
4473
4474972
447500:36:55,228 --> 00:36:57,462
4476♪ Pert as a school-girl
4477well should be ♪
4478
4479973
448000:36:57,464 --> 00:36:58,695
4481♪ Filled to the brim
4482with girlish glee ♪
4483
4484974
448500:36:58,697 --> 00:36:59,998
4486♪ Three little maids
4487from school ♪
4488
4489975
449000:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,532
4491- That's gotta be speed, right?
4492- Absolutely.
4493
4494976
449500:37:02,534 --> 00:37:04,969
4496Wow. You seem kinda wired.
4497
4498977
449900:37:04,971 --> 00:37:06,938
4500I'm just psyched
4501to be back on the job!
4502
4503978
450400:37:06,940 --> 00:37:08,672
4505URSULA: Yeah, okay, well,
4506I knew you would be.
4507
4508979
450900:37:08,674 --> 00:37:09,741
4510Ooh, did I tell ya the oth...
4511
4512980
451300:37:09,743 --> 00:37:10,942
4514Oh, yeah, I got,
4515I got a triangulator.
4516
4517981
451800:37:10,944 --> 00:37:12,944
4519Why would you
4520need a triangulator?
4521
4522982
452300:37:12,946 --> 00:37:14,045
4524Why does everyone
4525keep saying that?
4526
4527983
452800:37:14,047 --> 00:37:15,880
4529- To triangulate, baby!
4530- (CHUCKLES)
4531
4532984
453300:37:15,882 --> 00:37:17,181
4534Hey, how come we never
4535go dancing anymore?
4536
4537985
453800:37:17,183 --> 00:37:20,117
4539When I get home, we're
4540gonna go fuckin' dancing.
4541
4542986
454300:37:20,119 --> 00:37:21,184
4544Okay. I can't wait.
4545
4546987
454700:37:21,186 --> 00:37:22,054
4548(HUFFING)
4549
4550988
455100:37:22,056 --> 00:37:24,489
4552FARVA: Rabbit, get
4553me some lemonade.
4554
4555989
455600:37:24,491 --> 00:37:26,991
4557Rabbit. Get me
4558some lemonade, please.
4559
4560990
456100:37:26,993 --> 00:37:27,958
4562(GRUNTING)
4563
4564991
456500:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,494
4566Get me some
4567goddamn lemonade, rookie!
4568
4569992
457000:37:30,496 --> 00:37:32,764
4571Don't you call me rookie,
4572you fucker!
4573
4574993
457500:37:32,766 --> 00:37:35,032
4576I will fucking put my fist
4577right through your head!
4578
4579994
458000:37:35,034 --> 00:37:36,735
4581- I'm thinkin' 'roids.
4582- Absolutely.
4583
4584995
458500:37:36,737 --> 00:37:38,436
4586How about you?
4587You feel anything?
4588
4589996
459000:37:38,438 --> 00:37:41,105
4591Wet mouth. Sweaty palms.
4592
4593997
459400:37:41,107 --> 00:37:45,842
4595Moist ear canals. And I'm
4596just feeling emotional.
4597
4598998
459900:37:45,844 --> 00:37:47,614
4600- Hm. Okay.
4601- (TYPING)
4602
4603999
460400:37:51,150 --> 00:37:53,117
4605I think you took
4606a Canadian female
4607
46081000
460900:37:53,119 --> 00:37:56,920
4610sexual enhancement drug
4611called Flova Scotia.
4612
46131001
461400:37:56,922 --> 00:37:59,422
4615"Made in Canada,
4616but banned in the U.S."
4617
46181002
461900:37:59,424 --> 00:38:01,361
4620(MUSIC PLAYING ON LAPTOP)
4621
46221003
462300:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,529
4624FEMALE NARRATOR:
4625When the time is right,
4626
46271004
462800:38:05,531 --> 00:38:06,866
4629but you're not.
4630
46311005
463200:38:07,634 --> 00:38:09,867
4633Flova Scotia, eh?
4634
46351006
463600:38:09,869 --> 00:38:11,168
4637Side effects may include
4638
46391007
464000:38:11,170 --> 00:38:13,237
4641wet mouth, sweaty palms,
4642damp ears, moist groin,
4643
46441008
464500:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,875
4646varicose breasts, hair loss,
4647queefing, and bitchiness.
4648
46491009
465000:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,976
4651Flova Scotia, eh?
4652
46531010
465400:38:18,978 --> 00:38:21,346
4655You can say "queefing"
4656on Canadian TV?
4657
46581011
465900:38:21,348 --> 00:38:22,746
4660Ha! What a country!
4661
46621012
466300:38:22,748 --> 00:38:24,514
4664What about you?
4665You're awful smiley.
4666
46671013
466800:38:24,516 --> 00:38:25,717
4669I'm on acid.
4670
46711014
467200:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,953
4673Pharmaceutical acid?
4674Is there such a thing?
4675
46761015
467700:38:27,955 --> 00:38:30,020
4678Don't know. But I do know
4679you have exactly
4680
46811016
468200:38:30,022 --> 00:38:32,257
46831,509 hairs in your mustache.
4684
46851017
468600:38:32,259 --> 00:38:35,927
4687Close! 1,521. I had them
4688counted for my birthday.
4689
46901018
469100:38:35,929 --> 00:38:37,762
4692- Really?
4693- Yeah.
4694
46951019
469600:38:37,764 --> 00:38:39,398
4697- Really?
4698- Yeah!
4699
47001020
470100:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,699
4702(LAUGHS) I don't know
4703what to believe, Thorn!
4704
47051021
470600:38:41,701 --> 00:38:43,601
4707- Okay.
4708- FARVA: Don't you do that.
4709
47101022
471100:38:43,603 --> 00:38:45,069
4712I'm really looking
4713forward to this.
4714
47151023
471600:38:45,071 --> 00:38:46,072
4717Well?
4718
47191024
472000:38:47,005 --> 00:38:48,172
4721You guys come up
4722with anything?
4723
47241025
472500:38:48,174 --> 00:38:50,775
4726Indeed we have some
4727very interesting leads.
4728
47291026
473000:38:50,777 --> 00:38:52,175
4731Some of them
4732from that computer!
4733
47341027
473500:38:52,177 --> 00:38:54,712
4736I think that we are
4737on top of this case.
4738
47391028
474000:38:54,714 --> 00:38:56,246
4741RABBIT: We're gonna
4742find out who did this
4743
47441029
474500:38:56,248 --> 00:38:58,951
4746and we're gonna stomp in
4747their stupid fucking faces!
4748
47491030
475000:38:59,451 --> 00:39:00,719
4751Okay.
4752
47531031
475400:39:00,721 --> 00:39:02,621
4755Well, the shack's a dead end.
4756
47571032
475800:39:02,623 --> 00:39:05,088
4759It's on abandoned land owned
4760by a defunct mining company.
4761
47621033
476300:39:05,090 --> 00:39:07,157
4764So, anyone could have
4765put the booty out there.
4766
47671034
476800:39:07,159 --> 00:39:08,558
4769(LAUGHS)
4770
47711035
477200:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,929
4773Why you laughing, Guy Smiley?
4774
47751036
477600:39:11,331 --> 00:39:13,200
4777(PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYING)
4778
47791037
478000:39:14,433 --> 00:39:15,933
4781(MAC LAUGHS)
4782
47831038
478400:39:15,935 --> 00:39:18,168
4785Okay, if we
4786stake out the shack
4787
47881039
478900:39:18,170 --> 00:39:20,538
4790maybe we can catch
4791someone coming or going.
4792
47931040
479400:39:20,540 --> 00:39:21,605
4795Let's get back out there.
4796
47971041
479800:39:21,607 --> 00:39:23,942
4799(PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC
4800CONTINUES PLAYING)
4801
48021042
480300:39:23,944 --> 00:39:26,177
4804Farva, hit the radio.
4805
48061043
480700:39:26,179 --> 00:39:28,014
4808(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
4809
48101044
481100:39:30,282 --> 00:39:31,284
4812(GONG RINGS)
4813
48141045
481500:39:40,125 --> 00:39:41,592
4816O'HAGAN: (DISTORTED)
4817You hearing this?
4818
48191046
482000:39:41,594 --> 00:39:43,427
4821Come on! Hit the radio!
4822
48231047
482400:39:43,429 --> 00:39:44,998
4825Farva! Come on!
4826
48271048
482800:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,136
4829(GIGGLING)
4830
48311049
483200:39:52,038 --> 00:39:54,172
4833- (DOOR OPENS)
4834- Uh-oh.
4835
48361050
483700:39:54,174 --> 00:39:55,607
4838Woo-hoo!
4839
48401051
484100:39:55,609 --> 00:39:57,375
4842I love grass!
4843
48441052
484500:39:57,377 --> 00:39:59,143
4846I love life!
4847
48481053
484900:39:59,145 --> 00:40:00,513
4850I love music!
4851
48521054
485300:40:01,915 --> 00:40:03,547
4854RABBIT: Think puppies,
4855not steroids.
4856
48571055
485800:40:03,549 --> 00:40:05,750
4859Think puppies, not steroids.
4860
48611056
486200:40:05,752 --> 00:40:08,322
4863Smiling. Puppies.
4864
48651057
486600:40:09,288 --> 00:40:10,523
4867(EXHALES)
4868
48691058
487000:40:11,156 --> 00:40:12,292
4871Whew!
4872
48731059
487400:40:16,828 --> 00:40:19,697
4875Bunnies! Bunnies!
4876
48771060
487800:40:19,699 --> 00:40:21,433
4879Hi, bunny. Hi.
4880
48811061
488200:40:21,435 --> 00:40:24,936
4883Rabbit. My name's Rabbit.
4884Oh, so cute little thing.
4885
48861062
488700:40:24,938 --> 00:40:26,373
4888Bub, bub, bub, bub.
4889
48901063
489100:40:32,411 --> 00:40:33,480
4892(CHUCKLES)
4893
48941064
489500:40:36,782 --> 00:40:38,152
4896(CHUCKLES)
4897
48981065
489900:40:38,817 --> 00:40:40,652
4900(LOUDLY)
4901Just stay there!
4902
49031066
490400:40:40,654 --> 00:40:43,054
4905(PETS WHIMPERING)
4906
49071067
490800:40:43,056 --> 00:40:46,690
4909- (CHAIRS WHIRRING)
4910- Feel the steroids melting away.
4911
49121068
491300:40:46,692 --> 00:40:47,726
4914(MOANS)
4915
49161069
491700:40:47,728 --> 00:40:49,793
4918Don't let the job
4919stress you out.
4920
49211070
492200:40:49,795 --> 00:40:50,994
4923I love the job.
4924
49251071
492600:40:50,996 --> 00:40:53,730
4927Doesn't stress me out.
4928Farva stresses me out.
4929
49301072
493100:40:53,732 --> 00:40:54,931
4932Such a shame.
4933
49341073
493500:40:54,933 --> 00:40:57,571
4936Why are the good-looking ones
4937always so obnoxious?
4938
49391074
494000:40:58,571 --> 00:40:59,871
4941You think he's good-looking?
4942
49431075
494400:40:59,873 --> 00:41:01,338
4945(SPEAKS FRENCH)
4946
49471076
494800:41:01,340 --> 00:41:04,842
4949"The bigger the cushion,
4950the better the pushing."
4951
49521077
495300:41:04,844 --> 00:41:07,045
4954- No.
4955- (CHUCKLES) No.
4956
49571078
495800:41:07,047 --> 00:41:07,945
4959(LAUGHS)
4960
49611079
496200:41:07,947 --> 00:41:10,215
4963I would rather have sex
4964with a baboon.
4965
49661080
496700:41:10,217 --> 00:41:11,549
4968(BOTH LAUGHING)
4969
49701081
497100:41:11,551 --> 00:41:12,550
4972It's funny though, huh?
4973
49741082
497500:41:12,552 --> 00:41:15,386
4976We all have that one
4977horrible person we work with.
4978
49791083
498000:41:15,388 --> 00:41:18,690
4981For me, it's my office manager
4982Lonnie Laloush.
4983
49841084
498500:41:18,692 --> 00:41:22,125
4986Oh, he can be
4987such a "deeckwad".
4988
49891085
499000:41:22,127 --> 00:41:24,228
4991- (CHUCKLES)
4992- What?
4993
49941086
499500:41:24,230 --> 00:41:25,295
4996It's just with your accent,
4997
49981087
499900:41:25,297 --> 00:41:27,264
5000the way you say "dickwad"
5001is adorable.
5002
50031088
500400:41:27,266 --> 00:41:29,599
5005No, but it's true.
5006He is a deeckwad.
5007
50081089
500900:41:29,601 --> 00:41:30,668
5010(LAUGHS)
5011
50121090
501300:41:30,670 --> 00:41:32,469
5014(BELLEFUILLE SPEAKS FRENCH)
5015
50161091
501700:41:32,471 --> 00:41:34,639
5018First you steal our job
5019
50201092
502100:41:34,641 --> 00:41:35,806
5022and now you sit here
5023
50241093
502500:41:35,808 --> 00:41:38,244
5026gazing lovingly
5027into the eyes of our women.
5028
50291094
503000:41:38,677 --> 00:41:40,210
5031Your women?
5032
50331095
503400:41:40,212 --> 00:41:42,112
5035Well, maybe we should
5036take him in the back,
5037
50381096
503900:41:42,114 --> 00:41:44,215
5040give him
5041Canadian handshake, eh?
5042
50431097
504400:41:44,217 --> 00:41:45,215
5045What's that?
5046
50471098
504800:41:45,217 --> 00:41:47,851
5049Let's just say it involve
5050a bag of hockey puck
5051
50521099
505300:41:47,853 --> 00:41:50,387
5054and a lot of warm gravy.
5055
50561100
505700:41:50,389 --> 00:41:51,556
5058Mm. Sounds delicious.
5059
50601101
506100:41:51,558 --> 00:41:53,090
5062- (HORN BLARES)
5063- FARVA: Make way!
5064
50651102
506600:41:53,092 --> 00:41:54,994
5067Hot soup coming through!
5068
50691103
507000:41:55,828 --> 00:41:58,295
5071Oh, Canadian standoff, huh?
5072
50731104
507400:41:58,297 --> 00:42:00,096
5075Oh, it look like
5076professor Stephen Hawking
5077
50781105
507900:42:00,098 --> 00:42:01,965
5080has really let himself
5081go these days.
5082
50831106
508400:42:01,967 --> 00:42:03,500
5085(LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY)
5086
50871107
508800:42:03,502 --> 00:42:05,270
5089(MIMICS LAUGHTER)
5090
50911108
509200:42:05,272 --> 00:42:07,237
5093(IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
5094When God created Canada,
5095
50961109
509700:42:07,239 --> 00:42:10,340
5098it was like
5099the universe farted.
5100
51011110
510200:42:10,342 --> 00:42:11,241
5103(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
5104
51051111
510600:42:11,243 --> 00:42:13,110
5107Why do all the fat one
5108always ride around
5109
51101112
511100:42:13,112 --> 00:42:14,478
5112on these little scooters?
5113
51141113
511500:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,614
5116You ever stop and think
5117that if you walk,
5118
51191114
512000:42:16,616 --> 00:42:17,849
5121you might actually be thin?
5122
51231115
512400:42:17,851 --> 00:42:19,386
5125(BLOWING WHISTLE)
5126
51271116
512800:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,751
5129Wow.
5130
51311117
513200:42:21,753 --> 00:42:24,889
5133These pigs are harassing
5134the handicapped!
5135
51361118
513700:42:24,891 --> 00:42:27,257
5138Everybody look.
5139Take a phone video!
5140
51411119
514200:42:27,259 --> 00:42:31,996
5143- MAN: Hey! Leave him alone!
5144- Hey! This it is far from over.
5145
51461120
514700:42:31,998 --> 00:42:34,264
5148- You want to go to TJ's Arcade?
5149- Oui.
5150
51511121
515200:42:34,266 --> 00:42:36,266
5153I have some loonie
5154I need to break.
5155
51561122
515700:42:36,268 --> 00:42:37,569
5158C'est bon.
5159
51601123
516100:42:37,571 --> 00:42:39,404
5162(MUMBLES MOCK FRENCH)
5163
51641124
516500:42:39,406 --> 00:42:40,907
5166Fuckin' Frenchies.
5167
51681125
516900:42:43,009 --> 00:42:45,342
5170What are you two doing together?
5171Mall walking?
5172
51731126
517400:42:45,344 --> 00:42:48,145
5175We ran into each other
5176at the pet store.
5177
51781127
517900:42:48,147 --> 00:42:51,181
5180(CHUCKLES) Rabbit.
5181You shopping for a new gerbil?
5182
51831128
518400:42:51,183 --> 00:42:53,918
5185(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
5186
51871129
518800:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,887
5189Hey, Gwenevieve
5190how about the two of us
5191
51921130
519300:42:55,889 --> 00:42:57,387
5194go over to
5195the Saskatchuan Palace
5196
51971131
519800:42:57,389 --> 00:42:59,657
5199and get a wang dang doodle?
5200(CHUCKLES)
5201
52021132
520300:42:59,659 --> 00:43:00,791
5204Uh, non.
5205
52061133
520700:43:00,793 --> 00:43:03,226
5208Ooh, woof woof. Put a little
5209bark on that and I'll bite.
5210
52111134
521200:43:03,228 --> 00:43:06,399
5213(SCOFFS)
5214Okay, I'm going to go.
5215
52161135
521700:43:08,467 --> 00:43:09,800
5218It was great seeing you.
5219
52201136
522100:43:09,802 --> 00:43:11,571
5222Don't leave on my account.
5223(CHUCKLES)
5224
52251137
522600:43:12,505 --> 00:43:14,308
5227Uh-huh! Cocky, huh?
5228
52291138
523000:43:15,442 --> 00:43:16,607
5231How about we up the bet?
5232
52331139
523400:43:16,609 --> 00:43:17,907
5235There is no bet, Farva.
5236
52371140
523800:43:17,909 --> 00:43:19,344
5239Okay, new bet then.
5240
52411141
524200:43:19,346 --> 00:43:22,612
5243Loser not only cuts off
5244his pinky toe with a shovel,
5245
52461142
524700:43:22,614 --> 00:43:23,947
5248he puts it in a blender
5249
52501143
525100:43:23,949 --> 00:43:26,583
5252and drinks it in a smoothie,
5253toenail and all.
5254
52551144
525600:43:26,585 --> 00:43:27,817
5257- (SCOFFS)
5258- Come on.
5259
52601145
526100:43:27,819 --> 00:43:29,119
5262Shake it, don't mistake it.
5263
52641146
526500:43:29,121 --> 00:43:30,587
5266You're serious?
5267
52681147
526900:43:30,589 --> 00:43:31,755
5270Serious as a heart attack.
5271
52721148
527300:43:31,757 --> 00:43:34,458
5274And I should know.
5275I've had two.
5276
52771149
527800:43:34,460 --> 00:43:36,960
5279(SCOOTER BEEPING)
5280
52811150
528200:43:36,962 --> 00:43:38,497
5283- Wow.
5284- FARVA: Pinky toe smoothie!
5285
52861151
528700:43:43,435 --> 00:43:45,436
5288(LAUGHS)
5289
52901152
529100:43:45,438 --> 00:43:47,607
5292- Somebody clean this up.
5293- (HORN HONKS)
5294
52951153
529600:43:56,482 --> 00:43:57,849
5297Son of a bitch.
5298
52991154
530000:43:57,851 --> 00:43:58,916
5301Hey!
5302
53031155
530400:43:58,918 --> 00:44:01,020
5305Heat goggles have arrived!
5306
53071156
530800:44:01,987 --> 00:44:03,422
5309Looking hot, Mac.
5310
53111157
531200:44:04,156 --> 00:44:06,424
5313Hey, nickel plated cuffs!
5314
53151158
531600:44:06,426 --> 00:44:09,793
5317Oh, shit.
5318These things are defective.
5319
53201159
532100:44:09,795 --> 00:44:10,962
5322What's wrong with them?
5323
53241160
532500:44:10,964 --> 00:44:12,163
5326They don't seem to lock.
5327
53281161
532900:44:12,165 --> 00:44:13,864
5330Here. Let me see.
5331
53321162
533300:44:13,866 --> 00:44:15,502
5334Here you go, Rabbit,
5335give me that hand.
5336
53371163
533800:44:18,837 --> 00:44:21,005
5339- THORNY: I got mine to work.
5340- FOSTER: Maybe it's this one.
5341
53421164
534300:44:21,007 --> 00:44:22,806
5344- Okay.
5345- Oh, yeah, that works. Okay, good.
5346
53471165
534800:44:22,808 --> 00:44:24,074
5349Try the ankle ones.
5350
53511166
535200:44:24,076 --> 00:44:25,309
5353THORNY: Oh, you always gotta
5354check the ankle ones.
5355
53561167
535700:44:25,311 --> 00:44:26,578
5358FOSTER:
5359That's the most important.
5360
53611168
536200:44:26,580 --> 00:44:27,445
5363And here we go.
5364
53651169
536600:44:27,447 --> 00:44:29,112
5367(CHUCKLES)
5368You son-a-bitches.
5369
53701170
537100:44:29,114 --> 00:44:30,614
5372You're not shaving my balls!
5373
53741171
537500:44:30,616 --> 00:44:32,516
5376It would be an insult to our
5377Canadian hosts if we didn't.
5378
53791172
538000:44:32,518 --> 00:44:34,386
5381I'm not a rookie anymore.
5382Get these off me.
5383
53841173
538500:44:34,388 --> 00:44:35,953
5386Do you not want to be
5387an ambassador of goodwill?
5388
53891174
539000:44:35,955 --> 00:44:37,489
5391No. I don't. Get these off me.
5392
53931175
539400:44:37,491 --> 00:44:39,623
5395Rabbit, it's not like
5396we want to shave your balls.
5397
53981176
539900:44:39,625 --> 00:44:41,192
5400Thorny, do you want
5401to shave his balls?
5402
54031177
540400:44:41,194 --> 00:44:42,726
5405- Me? Hell no.
5406- Foster?
5407
54081178
540900:44:42,728 --> 00:44:44,628
5410- No way.
5411- You don't wanna shave his balls, do you, Farva?
5412
54131179
541400:44:44,630 --> 00:44:45,829
5415Hell yeah, I do!
5416
54171180
541800:44:45,831 --> 00:44:46,898
5419I even went out and bought
5420
54211181
542200:44:46,900 --> 00:44:48,264
5423one of those
5424old-timey straight razors.
5425
54261182
542700:44:48,266 --> 00:44:50,367
5428- No. No.
5429- Check this out.
5430
54311183
543200:44:50,369 --> 00:44:52,369
5433- (CRACKLING)
5434- (SHRIEKS)
5435
54361184
543700:44:52,371 --> 00:44:53,237
5438FARVA:
5439Jesus!
5440
54411185
544200:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,072
5443Goddamn Canadian wiring!
5444
54451186
544600:44:55,074 --> 00:44:57,110
5447It's wrecking
5448my freakin' sperm count!
5449
54501187
545100:44:57,777 --> 00:44:59,009
5452(FARVA GROANS)
5453
54541188
545500:44:59,011 --> 00:45:01,445
5456Are you still taking
5457the Flova Scotia?
5458
54591189
546000:45:01,447 --> 00:45:03,079
5461What part of
5462"side effects include
5463
54641190
546500:45:03,081 --> 00:45:04,782
5466"queefing and bitchiness"
5467did you not understand?
5468
54691191
547000:45:04,784 --> 00:45:07,550
5471Dude, the orgasms are
5472like a moonshot. (CHUCKLES)
5473
54741192
547500:45:07,552 --> 00:45:09,119
5476You can't keep taking
5477female hormones.
5478
54791193
548000:45:09,121 --> 00:45:10,487
5481It's gonna mess you up.
5482
54831194
548400:45:10,489 --> 00:45:11,456
5485Jealous much?
5486
54871195
548800:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,090
5489Now who are you
5490orgasming with?
5491
54921196
549300:45:13,092 --> 00:45:15,259
5494(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)
5495Her name is Quebecois Debbie.
5496
54971197
549800:45:15,261 --> 00:45:18,295
5499Oh, Thorny, your cock,
5500she is so wide.
5501
55021198
550300:45:18,297 --> 00:45:20,931
5504- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
5505- I'd fuck her.
5506
55071199
550800:45:20,933 --> 00:45:22,000
5509(SCOFFS)
5510
55111200
551200:45:22,002 --> 00:45:24,071
5513- Okay, let's shave this.
5514- Don't.
5515
55161201
551700:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,114
5518(BEAR GRUNTS)
5519
55201202
552100:45:36,848 --> 00:45:37,915
5522THORNY:
5523Ready?
5524
55251203
552600:45:37,917 --> 00:45:39,416
5527Seriously,
5528cut the crap, guys.
5529
55301204
553100:45:39,418 --> 00:45:41,555
5532(INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER)
5533
55341205
553500:45:44,656 --> 00:45:46,958
5536- O'HAGAN: Ahem!
5537- (FOSTER CLEARS THROAT)
5538
55391206
554000:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,525
5541There's a bear in the station.
5542
55431207
554400:45:48,527 --> 00:45:51,262
5545Is that a euphemism
5546for something?
5547
55481208
554900:45:51,264 --> 00:45:54,232
5550It's a euphemism for
5551there's a goddamn bear
5552
55531209
555400:45:54,234 --> 00:45:57,703
5555eating slabs of raw meat
5556in the goddamn station!
5557
55581210
555900:46:00,005 --> 00:46:02,306
5560(BEAR GROWLING)
5561
55621211
556300:46:02,308 --> 00:46:03,974
5564- Yeah. Bear.
5565- Okay.
5566
55671212
556800:46:03,976 --> 00:46:05,041
5569Where are the guns?
5570
55711213
557200:46:05,043 --> 00:46:06,744
5573In the room with the bear.
5574
55751214
557600:46:06,746 --> 00:46:07,978
5577Tear gas grenades?
5578
55791215
558000:46:07,980 --> 00:46:09,980
5581- I just got a new delivery!
5582- There you go! Where is it?
5583
55841216
558500:46:09,982 --> 00:46:12,449
5586In the room
5587with the guns and the bear.
5588
55891217
559000:46:12,451 --> 00:46:14,384
5591What if we send Rabbit
5592out to fuck the bear
5593
55941218
559500:46:14,386 --> 00:46:15,853
5596as a means
5597of distracting said bear?
5598
55991219
560000:46:15,855 --> 00:46:17,320
5601- Yes.
5602- God damn it,
5603
56041220
560500:46:17,322 --> 00:46:18,859
5606we've got to get
5607the meat out of there!
5608
56091221
561000:46:20,326 --> 00:46:21,992
5611Fine, fuck it. I'll do it.
5612
56131222
561400:46:21,994 --> 00:46:23,527
5615- I'll go with you.
5616- Really?
5617
56181223
561900:46:23,529 --> 00:46:24,996
5620Yeah. What's the worst
5621that could happen?
5622
56231224
562400:46:24,998 --> 00:46:26,163
5625You get mauled by the bear.
5626
56271225
562800:46:26,165 --> 00:46:27,598
5629Or that bear
5630could get mauled by me.
5631
56321226
563300:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,366
5634- You ever think about that?
5635- No, I didn't.
5636
56371227
563800:46:29,368 --> 00:46:30,434
5639Okay, here's the plan:
5640
56411228
564200:46:30,436 --> 00:46:31,703
5643I'll go out there
5644and distract the bear,
5645
56461229
564700:46:31,705 --> 00:46:32,569
5648while you get the meat
5649
56501230
565100:46:32,571 --> 00:46:33,871
5652and get it the hell
5653out of the station.
5654
56551231
565600:46:33,873 --> 00:46:34,938
5657Team Ram-Rod!
5658
56591232
566000:46:34,940 --> 00:46:36,442
5661Please don't start
5662with that shit.
5663
56641233
566500:46:40,746 --> 00:46:41,811
5666(SNORTS)
5667
56681234
566900:46:41,813 --> 00:46:43,315
5670FOSTER:
5671Good luck, fellas.
5672
56731235
567400:46:45,049 --> 00:46:47,153
5675(WHISPERS) Okay.
5676You stay here.
5677
56781236
567900:46:50,822 --> 00:46:52,855
5680Big boy. Hey, big boy!
5681
56821237
568300:46:52,857 --> 00:46:54,724
5684(WHISTLES, CAWING)
5685
56861238
568700:46:54,726 --> 00:46:55,793
5688(GRUNTS)
5689
56901239
569100:46:55,795 --> 00:46:57,161
5692- Oh, boy.
5693- Oh, no.
5694
56951240
569600:46:57,163 --> 00:47:00,163
5697Come here, Ditka.
5698Come here. Come here, boy!
5699
57001241
570100:47:00,165 --> 00:47:01,368
5702(WHISPERS) Go, go, go.
5703
57041242
570500:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,369
5706- Come on!
5707- (GROWLS)
5708
57091243
571000:47:03,935 --> 00:47:05,369
5711Come on! Come on!
5712
57131244
571400:47:05,371 --> 00:47:06,770
5715- Come, come!
5716- (ROARS)
5717
57181245
571900:47:06,772 --> 00:47:07,837
5720Okay.
5721
57221246
572300:47:07,839 --> 00:47:09,340
5724Okay, okay.
5725
57261247
572700:47:09,342 --> 00:47:10,407
5728Fuck you, bear.
5729
57301248
573100:47:10,409 --> 00:47:11,945
5732- (GROWLING)
5733- Shit.
5734
57351249
573600:47:15,714 --> 00:47:16,715
5737Shit.
5738
57391250
574000:47:20,485 --> 00:47:21,554
5741(GRUNTS)
5742
57431251
574400:47:24,757 --> 00:47:25,956
5745(YELLING)
5746
57471252
574800:47:25,958 --> 00:47:27,260
5749THORNY:
5750Go, go, go, go!
5751
57521253
575300:47:29,962 --> 00:47:31,764
5754(WHIMPERING)
5755
57561254
575700:47:32,431 --> 00:47:33,398
5758(SNARLS)
5759
57601255
576100:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,132
5762♪ Big bear ♪
5763
57641256
576500:47:35,134 --> 00:47:36,300
5766(GRUNTING)
5767
57681257
576900:47:36,302 --> 00:47:37,768
5770♪ Got a chest like a rug ♪
5771
57721258
577300:47:37,770 --> 00:47:38,936
5774Oh, shit.
5775
57761259
577700:47:38,938 --> 00:47:41,871
5778♪ He don't take no guff,
5779he's Big Bear ♪
5780
57811260
578200:47:41,873 --> 00:47:43,107
5783Hey. Hey.
5784
57851261
578600:47:43,109 --> 00:47:45,375
5787Get out of there. Stop.
5788
57891262
579000:47:45,377 --> 00:47:47,145
5791- Should I shoot him?
5792- Who? Farva?
5793
57941263
579500:47:47,147 --> 00:47:48,279
5796Ooh, good idea.
5797
57981264
579900:47:48,281 --> 00:47:49,882
5800No, no! No, no, no.
5801
58021265
580300:47:50,782 --> 00:47:51,949
5804(WHIMPERS)
5805
58061266
580700:47:51,951 --> 00:47:53,217
5808(GROWLS)
5809
58101267
581100:47:53,219 --> 00:47:54,884
5812Go away!
5813
58141268
581500:47:54,886 --> 00:47:56,355
5816(SHRIEKING)
5817
58181269
581900:47:57,456 --> 00:47:58,625
5820ALL: Oh!
5821
58221270
582300:47:59,491 --> 00:48:01,391
5824- Get away, bear.
5825- (GROWLS)
5826
58271271
582800:48:01,393 --> 00:48:04,594
5829♪ Come on, give
5830a bear a hug ♪
5831
58321272
583300:48:04,596 --> 00:48:06,896
5834Go! Go! Go!
5835
58361273
583700:48:06,898 --> 00:48:08,368
5838Get out of here. Fuck.
5839
58401274
584100:48:10,936 --> 00:48:12,936
5842(ALL CHEERING)
5843
58441275
584500:48:12,938 --> 00:48:15,038
5846Holy shit,
5847I "bear-ly" made it.
5848
58491276
585000:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,174
5851(ALL LAUGHING)
5852
58531277
585400:48:17,176 --> 00:48:18,875
5855That could've been "grizzly".
5856
58571278
585800:48:18,877 --> 00:48:20,444
5859- (ALL CHUCKLES)
5860- Yeah.
5861
58621279
586300:48:20,446 --> 00:48:22,378
5864I think someone took
5865a "growler" in here.
5866
58671280
586800:48:22,380 --> 00:48:23,715
5869- Shoot him.
5870- (COCKS GUN)
5871
58721281
587300:48:23,717 --> 00:48:26,817
5874- (INDISTINCT CHATTER IN CAR)
5875- MAC: Fuckin' Mounties!
5876
58771282
587800:48:26,819 --> 00:48:28,085
5879Son of a bitch!
5880
58811283
588200:48:28,087 --> 00:48:30,688
5883Those guys have been assholes
5884since the moment we arrived
5885
58861284
588700:48:30,690 --> 00:48:32,355
5888and now they are
5889trying to kill us.
5890
58911285
589200:48:32,357 --> 00:48:34,190
5893This goes a lot farther
5894than just being angry
5895
58961286
589700:48:34,192 --> 00:48:35,659
5898about losing their jobs.
5899
59001287
590100:48:35,661 --> 00:48:37,295
5902Cap, we've been
5903pelted by hockey pucks,
5904
59051288
590600:48:37,297 --> 00:48:38,895
5907had dicks tugged
5908in front of our faces
5909
59101289
591100:48:38,897 --> 00:48:41,498
5912and gotten our asses kicked
5913by prostitutes of both sexes.
5914
59151290
591600:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,934
5917I think it's time we had
5918our own fun. Who's with me?
5919
59201291
592100:48:43,936 --> 00:48:45,203
5922- (ALL CHEERS)
5923- Yeah! Let's go!
5924
59251292
592600:48:45,205 --> 00:48:47,804
5927Dude, you fuckin' stink.
5928
59291293
593000:48:47,806 --> 00:48:48,942
5931Sorry.
5932
59331294
593400:48:49,775 --> 00:48:53,643
5935Guys! Guys! Anyone?
5936
59371295
593800:48:53,645 --> 00:48:55,880
5939The shaving cream
5940is starting to burn.
5941
59421296
594300:48:55,882 --> 00:48:57,114
5944Did you use menthol?!
5945
59461297
594700:48:57,116 --> 00:48:59,884
5948FEMALE NARRATOR: Hair loss,
5949queefing and bitchiness.
5950
59511298
595200:48:59,886 --> 00:49:02,619
5953Flova Scotia, eh?
5954
59551299
595600:49:02,621 --> 00:49:05,655
5957Fuckin' rights.
5958It's the same guy, bud.
5959
59601300
596100:49:05,657 --> 00:49:08,358
5962No, no, no. It's
5963a different guy, that guy, eh.
5964
59651301
596600:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,460
5967Yeah, no!
5968That's Danny DeVito!
5969
59701302
597100:49:10,462 --> 00:49:13,230
5972(GRUNTS) Danny DeVito
5973is the actor from Taxi,
5974
59751303
597600:49:13,232 --> 00:49:14,565
5977but that guy I like,
5978
59791304
598000:49:14,567 --> 00:49:17,300
5981he come out on Always
5982Sunny in Philadelphia's.
5983
59841305
598500:49:17,302 --> 00:49:18,636
5986Bud, they're the same guy.
5987
59881306
598900:49:18,638 --> 00:49:20,603
5990How many 145-centimeter actors
5991do you think there are?
5992
59931307
599400:49:20,605 --> 00:49:22,172
5995They're both Danny DeVito!
5996
59971308
599800:49:22,174 --> 00:49:23,340
5999(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
6000
60011309
600200:49:23,342 --> 00:49:25,742
6003No, Danny DeVito
6004Taxi long time ago.
6005
60061310
600700:49:25,744 --> 00:49:28,612
6008But this producer
6009from Always Sunnys,
6010
60111311
601200:49:28,614 --> 00:49:30,480
6013they like him so much,
6014(POPS LIPS)
6015
60161312
601700:49:30,482 --> 00:49:32,882
6018they put him it
6019into the show, eh.
6020
60211313
602200:49:32,884 --> 00:49:35,351
6023That doesn't mean they
6024can't be the same guy, bud.
6025
60261314
602700:49:35,353 --> 00:49:36,786
6028That's one guy.
6029It's a different era.
6030
60311315
603200:49:36,788 --> 00:49:38,654
6033He can do two shows
6034in fucking 30 years.
6035
60361316
603700:49:38,656 --> 00:49:40,623
6038How many times
6039do we have to go over this?
6040
60411317
604200:49:40,625 --> 00:49:42,527
6043It's the same fucking guy!
6044
60451318
604600:49:42,529 --> 00:49:44,762
6047- (OBJECT CLATTERING)
6048- (MUMBLING)
6049
60501319
605100:49:44,764 --> 00:49:47,931
6052He is right, you know.
6053It is the same guy.
6054
60551320
605600:49:47,933 --> 00:49:49,933
6057Danny DeVito was in Taxis
6058
60591321
606000:49:49,935 --> 00:49:52,871
6061but he is also in It's Always
6062Sunny in Philadelphia's.
6063
60641322
606500:49:53,538 --> 00:49:55,405
6066I know. I make joke on him.
6067
60681323
606900:49:55,407 --> 00:49:58,241
6070He think I don't know
6071but I know, eh.
6072
60731324
607400:49:58,243 --> 00:50:01,011
6075(CHUCKLES)
6076
60771325
607800:50:01,013 --> 00:50:03,947
6079You know who is my favorite,
6080uh, superhero villain?
6081
60821326
608300:50:03,949 --> 00:50:06,449
6084Is the Penguin
6085from Batman film, eh.
6086
60871327
608800:50:06,451 --> 00:50:08,853
6089That's fuckin'
6090Danny DeVito, bud.
6091
60921328
609300:50:08,855 --> 00:50:10,154
6094Get a fucking clue!
6095
60961329
609700:50:10,156 --> 00:50:11,721
6098That's Danny DeVito
6099you just said!
6100
61011330
610200:50:11,723 --> 00:50:13,357
6103Can you believe
6104this fuckin' guy doesn't know
6105
61061331
610700:50:13,359 --> 00:50:14,424
6108who Danny DeVito is?
6109
61101332
611100:50:14,426 --> 00:50:15,692
6112Who you mean? The singer?
6113
61141333
611500:50:15,694 --> 00:50:18,429
6116No, the fuckin' actor!
6117Danny DeVito.
6118
61191334
612000:50:18,431 --> 00:50:20,463
6121The guy who's married
6122to Rhea Perlman!
6123
61241335
612500:50:20,465 --> 00:50:22,299
6126Oh, I like him in Hellboy.
6127
61281336
612900:50:22,301 --> 00:50:23,735
6130That's Ron Perlman!
6131
61321337
613300:50:23,737 --> 00:50:26,837
6134Doesn't matter. Archambault!
6135Hockey is back on!
6136
61371338
613800:50:26,839 --> 00:50:28,137
6139What the fuck is wrong
6140with you guys?
6141
61421339
614300:50:28,139 --> 00:50:29,873
6144Both of you. You're fucki''
6145from another planet.
6146
61471340
614800:50:29,875 --> 00:50:31,675
6149I can't believe we live
6150in the same country.
6151
61521341
615300:50:31,677 --> 00:50:33,043
6154- (PHONE RINGING)
6155- Oh, the fucking phone
6156
61571342
615800:50:33,045 --> 00:50:34,578
6159is ringing during
6160hockey night in Canada!
6161
61621343
616300:50:34,580 --> 00:50:36,612
6164Who is calling during
6165hockey night in Canada?!
6166
61671344
616800:50:36,614 --> 00:50:38,782
6169Who the fuck even has
6170a hard line anymore?
6171
61721345
617300:50:38,784 --> 00:50:41,351
6174Archambault, rip the fuckin'
6175phone out of the wall!
6176
61771346
617800:50:41,353 --> 00:50:42,587
6179What's next?
6180You're gonna have someone
6181
61821347
618300:50:42,589 --> 00:50:44,654
6184deliver a pizza during
6185the fuckin' overtime?!
6186
61871348
618800:50:44,656 --> 00:50:45,859
6189(YELLS)
6190
61911349
619200:50:47,259 --> 00:50:48,893
6193- (HISSING)
6194- What the fuck?
6195
61961350
619700:50:48,895 --> 00:50:49,896
6198(PODEIN COUGHS)
6199
62001351
620100:50:55,701 --> 00:50:57,701
6202You know,
6203the other guy I like,
6204
62051352
620600:50:57,703 --> 00:50:59,536
6207is the one
6208giving Billy Crystal
6209
62101353
621100:50:59,538 --> 00:51:01,940
6212the problem in
6213Throw Momma and the Trains.
6214
62151354
621600:51:04,810 --> 00:51:06,679
6217Holy merde.
6218
62191355
622000:51:07,045 --> 00:51:08,514
6221(YELLS)
6222
62231356
622400:51:09,315 --> 00:51:11,348
6225(GRUNTING)
6226
62271357
622800:51:11,350 --> 00:51:12,552
6229(GROANS)
6230
62311358
623200:51:15,321 --> 00:51:16,790
6233(GROWLING)
6234
62351359
623600:51:17,355 --> 00:51:18,624
6237(LAUGHTER)
6238
62391360
624000:51:20,393 --> 00:51:21,525
6241(GRUNTING)
6242
62431361
624400:51:21,527 --> 00:51:22,729
6245THORNY:
6246Get him!
6247
62481362
624900:51:23,462 --> 00:51:24,831
6250(CRACKLING)
6251
62521363
625300:51:27,032 --> 00:51:28,467
6254(GROANING)
6255
62561364
625700:51:31,270 --> 00:51:33,139
6258(CHEERING)
6259
62601365
626100:51:35,074 --> 00:51:36,440
6262Great fight, guys!
6263
62641366
626500:51:36,442 --> 00:51:39,242
6266Pennyworth ADH4
6267SureShot Cattle Prod.
6268
62691367
627000:51:39,244 --> 00:51:40,444
6271Every station needs one.
6272
62731368
627400:51:40,446 --> 00:51:42,445
6275(ALL CHEERING)
6276
62771369
627800:51:42,447 --> 00:51:44,451
6279I can't breathe.
6280
62811370
628200:51:54,293 --> 00:51:57,130
6283- (MUFFLED GRUNTS AND SHOUTS)
6284- (CATTLE PROD CRACKLING)
6285
62861371
628700:51:59,098 --> 00:52:01,098
6288(MOUNTIES GROANING)
6289
62901372
629100:52:01,100 --> 00:52:04,000
6292We know it's you guys.
6293We can see your mustaches.
6294
62951373
629600:52:04,002 --> 00:52:05,869
6297Come on, you can't
6298leave us out here.
6299
63001374
630100:52:05,871 --> 00:52:08,739
6302We are at least
6303100 kilomètres in the woods!
6304
63051375
630600:52:08,741 --> 00:52:10,143
6307ARCHAMBAULT:
6308Maybe more, huh?
6309
63101376
631100:52:15,214 --> 00:52:16,712
6312(ALL PANTING)
6313
63141377
631500:52:16,714 --> 00:52:19,518
6316BELLEFUILLE: Ah, tabernacle.
6317Here come the mosquito.
6318
63191378
632000:52:20,185 --> 00:52:22,154
6321(ALL CHEERING)
6322
63231379
632400:52:24,522 --> 00:52:25,755
6325We got 24 hours
6326
63271380
632800:52:25,757 --> 00:52:27,925
6329to desecrate the good names
6330of these dickfucks.
6331
63321381
633300:52:27,927 --> 00:52:30,194
6334- (ALL CHEERING)
6335- Let's do it!
6336
63371382
633800:52:30,196 --> 00:52:32,295
6339(ALL CHEERING AND WHOOPING)
6340
63411383
634200:52:32,297 --> 00:52:35,233
6343(COUNTS IN FRENCH)
6344
63451384
634600:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,070
6347Let's do it.
6348
63491385
635000:52:40,906 --> 00:52:43,076
6351License and registration, eh!
6352
63531386
635400:52:44,243 --> 00:52:45,241
6355Here you go.
6356
63571387
635800:52:45,243 --> 00:52:46,610
6359FARVA: (ON RADIO)
6360Captain, come in, Captain.
6361
63621388
636300:52:46,612 --> 00:52:48,445
6364- Officer.
6365- FARVA: Captain, come in.
6366
63671389
636800:52:48,447 --> 00:52:50,181
6369MAN:
6370Officer, here you go.
6371
63721390
637300:52:50,183 --> 00:52:51,482
6374FARVA: Are you hearing
6375anything, Captain?
6376
63771391
637800:52:51,484 --> 00:52:52,815
6379You think maybe
6380your buddy is getting
6381
63821392
638300:52:52,817 --> 00:52:54,888
6384a little old for this?
6385I mean, a deaf cop?
6386
63871393
638800:52:55,388 --> 00:52:57,288
6389Who said that, eh?
6390
63911394
639200:52:57,290 --> 00:53:00,623
6393Ooh. You, sir,
6394have the nose of a king.
6395
63961395
639700:53:00,625 --> 00:53:03,393
6398Hold tight, I'm gonna
6399get my ticket book.
6400
64011396
640200:53:03,395 --> 00:53:04,829
6403(FOSTER GROANS)
6404
64051397
640600:53:04,831 --> 00:53:06,563
6407(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
6408Ya! Hey there.
6409
64101398
641100:53:06,565 --> 00:53:08,498
6412- License and registration.
6413- All right.
6414
64151399
641600:53:08,500 --> 00:53:10,366
6417(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Let's go!
6418License and registration, eh!
6419
64201400
642100:53:10,368 --> 00:53:11,567
6422(SNICKERING)
6423
64241401
642500:53:11,569 --> 00:53:12,636
6426(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
6427What's so funny...
6428
64291402
643000:53:12,638 --> 00:53:15,304
6431...Mr. Matt Tomon?
6432
64331403
643400:53:15,306 --> 00:53:16,373
6435You think it's funny that
6436
64371404
643800:53:16,375 --> 00:53:17,875
6439I lost my balls
6440in a tractor pull?
6441
64421405
644300:53:17,877 --> 00:53:19,677
6444Wait, you both
6445got your nuts ripped off
6446
64471406
644800:53:19,679 --> 00:53:20,811
6449in a tractor pull?
6450
64511407
645200:53:20,813 --> 00:53:22,645
6453I lost mine in the spokes
6454of my bicycle.
6455
64561408
645700:53:22,647 --> 00:53:24,616
6458You know how fast
6459that will stop a bicycle?
6460
64611409
646200:53:26,752 --> 00:53:28,418
6463MAN:
6464Hey, Officer!
6465
64661410
646700:53:28,420 --> 00:53:30,820
6468- Hey, you're on my wagon.
6469- What?
6470
64711411
647200:53:30,822 --> 00:53:33,989
6473Come on! Wake up! Wake up!
6474
64751412
647600:53:33,991 --> 00:53:35,827
6477FARVA:
6478License and registration, hey?
6479
64801413
648100:53:37,395 --> 00:53:39,628
6482'Scuse me one second, eh.
6483
64841414
648500:53:39,630 --> 00:53:41,030
6486- You bitch!
6487- (GRUNTS)
6488
64891415
649000:53:41,032 --> 00:53:43,002
6491- Get back here, you!
6492- FARVA: Ow! Ow!
6493
64941416
649500:53:45,237 --> 00:53:47,204
6496- Hey, there.
6497- Hi.
6498
64991417
650000:53:47,206 --> 00:53:49,273
6501License and registration.
6502
65031418
650400:53:49,275 --> 00:53:52,509
6505Aren't you the two
6506that pulled me over before?
6507
65081419
650900:53:52,511 --> 00:53:53,811
6510Beg your pardon?
6511
65121420
651300:53:53,813 --> 00:53:57,447
6514How are you Mounties now?
6515Or should I say Meow-nties?
6516
65171421
651800:53:57,449 --> 00:53:59,083
6519- (CHUCKLES)
6520- Say what now?
6521
65221422
652300:53:59,085 --> 00:54:01,116
6524Few years ago,
6525you pulled me over
6526
65271423
652800:54:01,118 --> 00:54:03,219
6529and you played some game
6530where you said "meow."
6531
65321424
653300:54:03,221 --> 00:54:05,221
6534Buddy, I've said
6535a thousand stupid things
6536
65371425
653800:54:05,223 --> 00:54:06,422
6539to people over the years.
6540
65411426
654200:54:06,424 --> 00:54:08,090
6543You asked if I saw you
6544jumping around
6545
65461427
654700:54:08,092 --> 00:54:10,793
6548all nimbly-bimbly
6549from tree to tree?
6550
65511428
655200:54:10,795 --> 00:54:12,962
6553(CHUCKLES) I can assure you
6554I've never said the words
6555
65561429
655700:54:12,964 --> 00:54:15,431
6558"nimbly-bimbly"
6559in my life.
6560
65611430
656200:54:15,433 --> 00:54:17,101
6563- You fucker!
6564- Oh, you bitch!
6565
65661431
656700:54:17,103 --> 00:54:18,467
6568(FARVA GROANING)
6569
65701432
657100:54:18,469 --> 00:54:20,570
6572Where's the gosh darn cruiser?
6573
65741433
657500:54:20,572 --> 00:54:21,804
6576(TYRES SCREECHING)
6577
65781434
657900:54:21,806 --> 00:54:23,674
6580Dude, your partner
6581is about to get mucked!
6582
65831435
658400:54:23,676 --> 00:54:25,641
6585Where you going, mister?
6586Freeze!
6587
65881436
658900:54:25,643 --> 00:54:26,912
6590- (HORN BLARES)
6591- (TYRES SCREECH)
6592
65931437
659400:54:28,346 --> 00:54:29,381
6595Ow. Ow!
6596
65971438
659800:54:32,183 --> 00:54:33,449
6599(SIGHS)
6600
66011439
660200:54:33,451 --> 00:54:34,650
6603- (HONKS HORN)
6604- (SCREAMS)
6605
66061440
660700:54:34,652 --> 00:54:36,420
6608(ALL SCREAMING)
6609
66101441
661100:54:36,422 --> 00:54:38,288
6612Bro!
6613
66141442
661500:54:38,290 --> 00:54:40,324
6616Hang on. Do you really
6617not remember this guy
6618
66191443
662000:54:40,326 --> 00:54:41,458
6621or you just fuckin' with him?
6622
66231444
662400:54:41,460 --> 00:54:42,659
6625(WHISPERS) Yeah,
6626I have no idea who he is.
6627
66281445
662900:54:42,661 --> 00:54:43,994
6630You know I heard
6631everything you said.
6632
66331446
663400:54:43,996 --> 00:54:45,728
6635Son of a bitch. We've been
6636doing that for years.
6637
66381447
663900:54:45,730 --> 00:54:47,898
6640Forget it. Am I getting
6641a ticket here, or...
6642
66431448
664400:54:47,900 --> 00:54:49,199
6645You know what? I want
6646to get my head around this
6647
66481449
664900:54:49,201 --> 00:54:50,800
6650'cause now
6651it's driving me crazy.
6652
66531450
665400:54:50,802 --> 00:54:52,770
6655Let's do this. We'll switch.
6656You'll be me, I'll be you
6657
66581451
665900:54:52,772 --> 00:54:54,170
6660and then
6661you'll do the routine.
6662
66631452
666400:54:54,172 --> 00:54:55,072
6665What? All right.
6666
66671453
666800:54:55,074 --> 00:54:56,709
6669Ah, you'll kill it,
6670you'll kill it.
6671
66721454
667300:54:57,076 --> 00:54:58,308
6674(GRUNTS)
6675
66761455
667700:54:58,310 --> 00:55:01,911
6678License and registration meow.
6679Come on, meow.
6680
66811456
668200:55:01,913 --> 00:55:04,280
6683- Hey! Now I remember it!
6684- (BOTH LAUGHING)
6685
66861457
668700:55:04,282 --> 00:55:06,382
6688- I remember it now.
6689- You remember that.
6690
66911458
669200:55:06,384 --> 00:55:08,686
6693In the meanwhile, never give
6694your car keys to a stranger.
6695
66961459
669700:55:08,688 --> 00:55:09,786
6698Why is that?
6699
67001460
670100:55:09,788 --> 00:55:11,755
6702FOSTER: (GIGGLES)
6703See you, sucker!
6704
67051461
670600:55:11,757 --> 00:55:14,991
6707MAC: I knew it was you
6708the whole time, asshole!
6709
67101462
671100:55:14,993 --> 00:55:17,293
6712(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
6713What the hell's going on here? Huh?
6714
67151463
671600:55:17,295 --> 00:55:19,797
6717Looks like someone's smoking
6718the reefer joints.
6719
67201464
672100:55:19,799 --> 00:55:21,197
6722No, that's not marijuana.
6723
67241465
672500:55:21,199 --> 00:55:22,366
6726We'll see about that.
6727
67281466
672900:55:22,368 --> 00:55:24,067
6730(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
6731Farva, that's not a good idea!
6732
67331467
673400:55:24,069 --> 00:55:25,237
6735(SCREAMING)
6736
67371468
673800:55:26,237 --> 00:55:27,304
6739What's the...
6740
67411469
674200:55:27,306 --> 00:55:29,739
6743(SIREN WAILING)
6744
67451470
674600:55:29,741 --> 00:55:31,009
6747Okay, this is happening.
6748
67491471
675000:55:34,712 --> 00:55:36,948
6751(SPEAKING FRENCH)
6752
67531472
675400:55:38,016 --> 00:55:39,215
6755Sorry.
6756
67571473
675800:55:39,217 --> 00:55:41,552
6759(SPEAKING FRENCH)
6760
67611474
676200:55:41,554 --> 00:55:42,619
6763We're from America.
6764
67651475
676600:55:42,621 --> 00:55:43,887
6767We don't speak French.
6768
67691476
677000:55:43,889 --> 00:55:44,924
6771Oh.
6772
67731477
677400:55:45,458 --> 00:55:46,859
6775(HORSE NEIGHING)
6776
67771478
677800:55:48,826 --> 00:55:50,427
6779(SPEAKING FRENCH)
6780
67811479
678200:55:50,429 --> 00:55:51,895
6783Do neither of you
6784speak English?
6785
67861480
678700:55:51,897 --> 00:55:53,563
6788- (IN FRENCH ACCENT) I do.
6789- Oh.
6790
67911481
679200:55:53,565 --> 00:55:55,398
6793Em... (CLICKS TONGUE)
6794
67951482
679600:55:55,400 --> 00:55:56,900
6797Your papers.
6798
67991483
680000:55:56,902 --> 00:56:00,904
6801We would like
6802to eat your papers.
6803
68041484
680500:56:00,906 --> 00:56:03,940
6806(IN FRENCH ACCENT) Can you
6807show me your party papers?
6808
68091485
681000:56:03,942 --> 00:56:06,409
6811- You want to see our party papers?
6812- Party papers?
6813
68141486
681500:56:06,411 --> 00:56:07,878
6816Bon vivant bouillabaisse,
6817
68181487
681900:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,112
6820cul de sac, les serve
6821chicken cordon bleu.
6822
68231488
682400:56:10,114 --> 00:56:11,915
6825Formidable
6826Baton Rouge.
6827
68281489
682900:56:11,917 --> 00:56:14,184
6830No bles or blis, o bon
6831pain Château Marmont?
6832
68331490
683400:56:14,186 --> 00:56:16,152
6835- Croque monsieur?
6836- Croque madame!
6837
68381491
683900:56:16,154 --> 00:56:17,221
6840(SCOFFS) Non!
6841
68421492
684300:56:17,223 --> 00:56:18,355
6844Est stupid!
6845
68461493
684700:56:18,357 --> 00:56:20,523
6848Frère Jacques, Grey
6849Poupon, Marquis de Sade,
6850
68511494
685200:56:20,525 --> 00:56:21,724
6853tourette whoop!
6854
68551495
685600:56:21,726 --> 00:56:23,893
6857Feather duster, croissant,
6858Les Miserables,
6859
68601496
686100:56:23,895 --> 00:56:26,161
6862fart catcher,
6863Luc Robitaille, D'artagnan,
6864
68651497
686600:56:26,163 --> 00:56:28,831
6867Perrier, Fran Tarkenton,
6868peanut butter parfait.
6869
68701498
687100:56:28,833 --> 00:56:29,933
6872Eau de toilette!
6873
68741499
687500:56:29,935 --> 00:56:31,302
6876(IMITATES MOCKINGLY)
6877
68781500
687900:56:31,304 --> 00:56:32,902
6880Officers? I'm sorry.
6881
68821501
688300:56:32,904 --> 00:56:34,371
6884You're, you're obviously in...
6885
68861502
688700:56:34,373 --> 00:56:35,672
6888No, no, no, no, no.
6889
68901503
689100:56:35,674 --> 00:56:38,775
6892I must apologize, uh,
6893for me and my partner.
6894
68951504
689600:56:38,777 --> 00:56:40,177
6897We should not fight.
6898
68991505
690000:56:40,179 --> 00:56:42,277
6901To argue is no way
6902to go through the life.
6903
69041506
690500:56:42,279 --> 00:56:43,279
6906I know.
6907
69081507
690900:56:43,281 --> 00:56:45,449
6910- Do you know the key to life?
6911- What's that?
6912
69131508
691400:56:45,451 --> 00:56:47,753
6915The key to life is a...
6916
69171509
691800:56:48,386 --> 00:56:50,954
6919a penis in your asshole.
6920
69211510
692200:56:50,956 --> 00:56:53,223
6923I beg your pardon, sir!
6924
69251511
692600:56:53,225 --> 00:56:55,458
6927I think you must be
6928saying that wrong!
6929
69301512
693100:56:55,460 --> 00:57:00,130
6932No, no, no. The key to life
6933is a penis in your asshole.
6934
69351513
693600:57:00,132 --> 00:57:02,666
6937I don't think you're saying
6938what you mean to say.
6939
69401514
694100:57:02,668 --> 00:57:03,866
6942Oui! Oui! Oui!
6943
69441515
694500:57:03,868 --> 00:57:05,101
6946A penis. A penis.
6947
69481516
694900:57:05,103 --> 00:57:08,174
6950You know, eh, eh, to smile.
6951To be happy.
6952
69531517
695400:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,007
6955Oh!
6956
69571518
695800:57:10,009 --> 00:57:12,241
6959- "Happiness!"
6960- (ALL CHUCKLES)
6961
69621519
696300:57:12,243 --> 00:57:13,744
6964Honey! It's...
6965
69661520
696700:57:13,746 --> 00:57:15,179
6968Okay.
6969
69701521
697100:57:15,181 --> 00:57:16,816
6972In your asshole.
6973
69741522
697500:57:17,482 --> 00:57:18,581
6976That's...
6977
69781523
697900:57:18,583 --> 00:57:20,849
6980Your asshole.
6981Eh, where you live.
6982
69831524
698400:57:20,851 --> 00:57:23,520
6985Your apartment,
6986your domicile.
6987
69881525
698900:57:23,522 --> 00:57:24,920
6990Your house.
6991
69921526
699300:57:24,922 --> 00:57:26,290
6994- "Household!"
6995- Ah!
6996
69971527
699800:57:26,292 --> 00:57:29,759
6999"The key to life is happiness
7000in your household!"
7001
70021528
700300:57:29,761 --> 00:57:32,295
7004Oui, the key to life is
7005"a penis in your asshole"!
7006
70071529
700800:57:32,297 --> 00:57:34,264
7009- Oh!
7010- I'm trying to tell her that.
7011
70121530
701300:57:34,266 --> 00:57:36,002
7014(ALL LAUGHING)
7015
70161531
701700:57:38,670 --> 00:57:40,237
7018What you think I say?
7019
70201532
702100:57:40,239 --> 00:57:41,704
7022Oh, I don't even
7023want to tell you.
7024
70251533
702600:57:41,706 --> 00:57:43,607
7027Maybe they'll get
7028a kick out of it.
7029
70301534
703100:57:43,609 --> 00:57:45,409
7032We thought that you said,
7033
70341535
703500:57:45,411 --> 00:57:50,346
7036that the key to life
7037is a penis in your asshole.
7038
70391536
704000:57:50,348 --> 00:57:52,315
7041Sacrebleu, non!
7042
70431537
704400:57:52,317 --> 00:57:54,717
7045You Americans think
7046everyone want to fuck you!
7047
70481538
704900:57:54,719 --> 00:57:56,686
7050No one want to fuck you!
7051
70521539
705300:57:56,688 --> 00:57:58,087
7054Merde!
7055
70561540
705700:57:58,089 --> 00:58:00,225
7058Here is your party papers!
7059
70601541
706100:58:00,958 --> 00:58:03,326
7062I thought Canadians were nice.
7063
70641542
706500:58:03,328 --> 00:58:05,661
7066THORNY: Whoa! Whoa! Wait for me.
7067Okay.
7068
70691543
707000:58:05,663 --> 00:58:06,829
7071(LAUGHTER)
7072
70731544
707400:58:06,831 --> 00:58:07,998
7075I was thinking
7076we could do like
7077
70781545
707900:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,266
7080a "Who's on First?" pullover.
7081
70821546
708300:58:09,268 --> 00:58:11,936
7084"Rabbit and Fostello."
7085You know, old-time comedy.
7086
70871547
708800:58:11,938 --> 00:58:13,139
7089- Love it.
7090- Ooh.
7091
70921548
709300:58:16,007 --> 00:58:18,342
7094- How are they back so quick?
7095- Shit! Shit, shit, shit!
7096
70971549
709800:58:18,344 --> 00:58:19,378
7099- Shit!
7100- Go, go, go, go!
7101
71021550
710300:58:27,853 --> 00:58:29,619
7104There are these
7105son-of-a-bitch guys, eh!
7106
71071551
710800:58:29,621 --> 00:58:31,355
7109Stomp you a new mudhole!
7110
71111552
711200:58:31,357 --> 00:58:32,288
7113O'HAGAN: Whoa, whoa!
7114
71151553
711600:58:32,290 --> 00:58:34,123
7117What the hell happened
7118to you guys?
7119
71201554
712100:58:34,125 --> 00:58:35,992
7122They dump us in the woods!
7123
71241555
712500:58:35,994 --> 00:58:37,828
7126What?! Why would we do that?
7127We're the police.
7128
71291556
713000:58:37,830 --> 00:58:39,262
7131Too bad for you
7132my dad dropped me in the woods
7133
71341557
713500:58:39,264 --> 00:58:41,431
7136- naked every summer!
7137- Hah?
7138
71391558
714000:58:41,433 --> 00:58:42,831
7141Oh, sounds too bad for you.
7142
71431559
714400:58:42,833 --> 00:58:44,735
7145Come on. You know you do this.
7146Look at us.
7147
71481560
714900:58:44,737 --> 00:58:47,103
7150We are paint all red,
7151white and blue.
7152
71531561
715400:58:47,105 --> 00:58:48,771
7155Aren't those the colors
7156of the French flag?
7157
71581562
715900:58:48,773 --> 00:58:50,907
7160(SPUTTERS) Oh, the
7161color the French flag.
7162
71631563
716400:58:50,909 --> 00:58:52,041
7165Perhaps the guys
7166who did this were British.
7167
71681564
716900:58:52,043 --> 00:58:53,576
7170Could've been Costa Rican.
7171
71721565
717300:58:53,578 --> 00:58:55,311
7174Who wants breakfast burritos?
7175
71761566
717700:58:55,313 --> 00:58:57,614
7178- (SPEAKS FRENCH)
7179- (EXCLAIMING)
7180
71811567
718200:58:57,616 --> 00:58:58,482
7183Take that off
7184or I'll kill you.
7185
71861568
718700:58:58,484 --> 00:59:00,016
7188Let's settle this
7189the Canadian way!
7190
71911569
719200:59:00,018 --> 00:59:01,284
7193You're in America now!
7194
71951570
719600:59:01,286 --> 00:59:03,554
7197(CLAMORING)
7198
71991571
720000:59:03,556 --> 00:59:06,056
7201Hey! What's going on here?
7202
72031572
720400:59:06,058 --> 00:59:08,425
7205Great Tim Horton's ghost!
7206
72071573
720800:59:08,427 --> 00:59:10,293
7209First, I get a call
7210that the Mounties
7211
72121574
721300:59:10,295 --> 00:59:12,228
7214are out farting sideways
7215on the highways.
7216
72171575
721800:59:12,230 --> 00:59:13,864
7219Then I get a call
7220to come down here.
7221
72221576
722300:59:13,866 --> 00:59:15,065
7224BELLEFUILLE:
7225Oh, it wasn't us!
7226
72271577
722800:59:15,067 --> 00:59:17,067
7229These fucking guys,
7230they kidnap us
7231
72321578
723300:59:17,069 --> 00:59:18,500
7234and they leave us
7235in the woods to die.
7236
72371579
723800:59:18,502 --> 00:59:21,570
7239Yeah, then they steal
7240all three of our uniform, eh.
7241
72421580
724300:59:21,572 --> 00:59:24,340
7244These guys put a bear in our station!
7245A real bear. Big bear!
7246
72471581
724800:59:24,342 --> 00:59:26,842
7249You don't have
7250any proof of that.
7251
72521582
725300:59:26,844 --> 00:59:27,976
7254A real bear?
7255
72561583
725700:59:27,978 --> 00:59:30,848
7258Maybe. And maybe
7259they deserve a bear!
7260
72611584
726200:59:30,850 --> 00:59:32,181
7263- (CLAMORING)
7264- Nobody deserves a bear!
7265
72661585
726700:59:32,183 --> 00:59:33,784
7268I give a bear to you!
7269
72701586
727100:59:33,786 --> 00:59:35,655
7272- We could have been eaten!
7273- (LAUGHING)
7274
72751587
727600:59:37,922 --> 00:59:40,223
7277Why you laughing, Guy?
7278
72791588
728000:59:40,225 --> 00:59:43,994
7281Fellas, you are thinking
7282about this all wrong, eh?
7283
72841589
728500:59:43,996 --> 00:59:47,266
7286These guys?
7287They impersonated officers.
7288
72891590
729000:59:48,366 --> 00:59:51,099
7291There is no way they're
7292holding onto their jobs.
7293
72941591
729500:59:51,101 --> 00:59:53,469
7296And I'll do you one better.
7297
72981592
729900:59:53,471 --> 00:59:56,706
7300When I get done talking to my
7301good friend Justin Trudeau...
7302
73031593
730400:59:56,708 --> 00:59:58,108
7305Eh, the Prime Minister!
7306
73071594
730800:59:58,110 --> 00:59:59,842
7309I bet you this
7310whole turnover thing
7311
73121595
731300:59:59,844 --> 01:00:01,210
7314goes right out the window.
7315
73161596
731701:00:01,212 --> 01:00:02,378
7318Boom!
7319
73201597
732101:00:02,380 --> 01:00:04,848
7322So, boys, unpack your bags.
7323Revive those cable bundles.
7324
73251598
732601:00:04,850 --> 01:00:06,549
7327'Cause you are
7328not going anywhere.
7329
73301599
733101:00:06,551 --> 01:00:08,717
7332I say we celebrate. What are
7333we having for breakfast?
7334
73351600
733601:00:08,719 --> 01:00:10,887
7337- Pancake.
7338- Pancake, yeah?
7339
73401601
734101:00:10,889 --> 01:00:12,389
7342All right.
7343Oatmeal and raisins it is.
7344
73451602
734601:00:12,391 --> 01:00:14,456
7347- Oh.
7348- Kidding. It's pancakes.
7349
73501603
735101:00:14,458 --> 01:00:17,561
7352Eh, pancake! Maybe two eggs
7353side by each, eh?
7354
73551604
735601:00:17,563 --> 01:00:18,728
7357I don't want this oatmeal.
7358
73591605
736001:00:18,730 --> 01:00:20,967
7361BELLEFUILLE: Maybe you put the
7362raisins inside the pancake.
7363
73641606
736501:00:21,866 --> 01:00:23,366
7366Genevieve, wait.
7367
73681607
736901:00:23,368 --> 01:00:25,634
7370You brought this
7371on yourselves.
7372
73731608
737401:00:25,636 --> 01:00:27,105
7375They put a bear...
7376
73771609
737801:00:28,940 --> 01:00:31,007
7379This is bad, fellas.
7380
73811610
738201:00:31,009 --> 01:00:34,244
7383This is "Fred Savage
7384Ridin'-Along Incident" bad.
7385
73861611
738701:00:34,246 --> 01:00:35,779
7388Tell that to Fred Savage.
7389
73901612
739101:00:35,781 --> 01:00:38,348
7392Well, no sense in having
7393good breakfast go to waste.
7394
73951613
739601:00:38,350 --> 01:00:39,715
7397- I've lost my appetite.
7398- I'm sorry, man.
7399
74001614
740101:00:39,717 --> 01:00:41,351
7402- I'm just not hungry.
7403- (CHUCKLES AND STAMMERS)
7404
74051615
740601:00:41,353 --> 01:00:43,319
7407You try to do something
7408nice for people,
7409
74101616
741101:00:43,321 --> 01:00:45,725
7412and then it just,
7413I just, you know.
7414
74151617
741601:00:46,458 --> 01:00:48,226
7417What's the point?
7418
74191618
742001:00:49,194 --> 01:00:52,362
7421Stop taking
7422female hormones!
7423
74241619
742501:00:52,364 --> 01:00:53,630
7426♪ Makin' money ♪
7427
74281620
742901:00:53,632 --> 01:00:55,065
7430♪ Makin' dollars,
7431makin' money ♪
7432
74331621
743401:00:55,067 --> 01:00:56,433
7435MAC: Can we
7436please come in, Cap?
7437
74381622
743901:00:56,435 --> 01:00:58,835
7440- He's taking years off my life.
7441- (BURPING)
7442
74431623
744401:00:58,837 --> 01:01:00,402
7445O'HAGAN:
7446Just the bad years, kid.
7447
74481624
744901:01:00,404 --> 01:01:02,471
7450- I'm serious, Cap. I'm about to snap like a dry twig.
7451- (BURPS)
7452
74531625
745401:01:02,473 --> 01:01:05,175
7455Things are still pretty dicey here.
7456Best keep Farva away.
7457
74581626
745901:01:05,177 --> 01:01:07,344
7460We'll let you know
7461when the coast is clear.
7462
74631627
746401:01:07,346 --> 01:01:09,415
7465(MUSIC PLAYING
7466ON EARPHONES)
7467
74681628
746901:01:10,449 --> 01:01:12,648
7470(LOUDLY) Have you
7471heard the new Kanye?
7472
74731629
747401:01:12,650 --> 01:01:15,552
7475He's not just about big butts!
7476He's a really good singer.
7477
74781630
747901:01:15,554 --> 01:01:16,719
7480(FARVA CHEWING LOUDLY)
7481
74821631
748301:01:16,721 --> 01:01:20,324
7484This is great. It's like
7485being on the road again.
7486
74871632
748801:01:20,326 --> 01:01:22,858
7489I like to chew mint gum
7490when I'm on the road.
7491
74921633
749301:01:22,860 --> 01:01:24,226
7494When I'm radio, it's fruit.
7495
74961634
749701:01:24,228 --> 01:01:27,498
7498You know, like Juicy Fruit,
7499Bubblicious, Hubba Bubba.
7500
75011635
750201:01:27,500 --> 01:01:29,065
7503Anything fruity.
7504
75051636
750601:01:29,067 --> 01:01:30,333
7507On the road,
7508I like mint, though.
7509
75101637
751101:01:30,335 --> 01:01:32,835
7512Mint, mint, mint, mint, mint.
7513
75141638
751501:01:32,837 --> 01:01:34,536
7516And Beech-Nut,
7517have you tried that?
7518
75191639
752001:01:34,538 --> 01:01:36,273
7521They should call it
7522"Beech-Not!" (CHUCKLES)
7523
75241640
752501:01:36,275 --> 01:01:38,907
7526Oh, shit, I'm gonna
7527write that down.
7528
75291641
753001:01:38,909 --> 01:01:40,809
7531What kind of gum do you chew?
7532
75331642
753401:01:40,811 --> 01:01:42,281
7535They should make
7536a black mint gum.
7537
75381643
753901:01:42,947 --> 01:01:44,114
7540That would be choice.
7541
75421644
754301:01:44,116 --> 01:01:46,315
7544They could call it
7545"Minty Black".
7546
75471645
754801:01:46,317 --> 01:01:47,884
7549Yeah, I'm gonna
7550write that down too.
7551
75521646
755301:01:47,886 --> 01:01:49,753
7554- No one would buy that.
7555- What?
7556
75571647
755801:01:49,755 --> 01:01:51,223
7559No one would buy
7560that stupid gum.
7561
75621648
756301:01:53,991 --> 01:01:55,058
7564(UNZIPS)
7565
75661649
756701:01:55,060 --> 01:01:56,159
7568- Bullshit.
7569- (URINATING)
7570
75711650
757201:01:56,161 --> 01:01:58,962
7573They'd buy it
7574if it was on Friends.
7575
75761651
757701:01:58,964 --> 01:02:00,197
7578Like if Ross
7579or Rachel chewed it,
7580
75811652
758201:02:00,199 --> 01:02:01,598
7583it'd sell like hotcakes.
7584
75851653
758601:02:01,600 --> 01:02:02,933
7587Are you a mutant?
7588
75891654
759001:02:02,935 --> 01:02:04,867
7591You follow me out here while I'm
7592pissing just to tell me this shit?
7593
75941655
759501:02:04,869 --> 01:02:06,235
7596Quit looking at my dick.
7597
75981656
759901:02:06,237 --> 01:02:07,469
7600I'm not looking at your dick.
7601We're taking a piss.
7602
76031657
760401:02:07,471 --> 01:02:09,139
7605- So, piss.
7606- I don't have to go.
7607
76081658
760901:02:09,141 --> 01:02:11,641
7610(ENGINE ROARING)
7611
76121659
761301:02:11,643 --> 01:02:13,844
7614I'll fuck that Canadian
7615right in his back bacon!
7616
76171660
761801:02:13,846 --> 01:02:14,847
7619Rod! Rod!
7620
76211661
762201:02:16,014 --> 01:02:18,382
7623(GRUNTING)
7624
76251662
762601:02:18,384 --> 01:02:20,384
7627- (CHUCKLES) Yeah!
7628- Farva!
7629
76301663
763101:02:20,386 --> 01:02:22,487
7632- (SIREN WAILING)
7633- Farva!
7634
76351664
763601:02:23,587 --> 01:02:24,788
7637Farva!
7638
76391665
764001:02:24,790 --> 01:02:26,292
7641(TYRES SCREECH)
7642
76431666
764401:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,428
7645Dumb fuck.
7646
76471667
764801:02:30,895 --> 01:02:32,697
7649(ALARM BEEPING)
7650
76511668
765201:02:35,400 --> 01:02:36,635
7653- Unbelievable.
7654- (BEEPING STOPS)
7655
76561669
765701:02:37,603 --> 01:02:39,703
7658Who pops an airbag?
7659
76601670
766101:02:39,705 --> 01:02:41,507
7662God. You weigh a ton.
7663
76641671
766501:02:44,877 --> 01:02:47,179
7666You gotta be shitting me.
7667Don't die on me, Farva.
7668
76691672
767001:02:49,081 --> 01:02:50,416
7671Okay. You can do it.
7672
76731673
767401:03:00,793 --> 01:03:02,294
7675(MAC GAGS)
7676
76771674
767801:03:06,531 --> 01:03:07,565
7679Oh! Fuck!
7680
76811675
768201:03:08,032 --> 01:03:09,132
7683From upside down,
7684
76851676
768601:03:09,134 --> 01:03:11,201
7687your mustache looks
7688like a big hairy smile.
7689
76901677
769101:03:11,203 --> 01:03:12,436
7692Why would you
7693give me the Shocker?
7694
76951678
769601:03:12,438 --> 01:03:15,304
7697My way of saying, "Thanks,
7698honey. You saved my life."
7699
77001679
770101:03:15,306 --> 01:03:17,306
7702I was dead. I went to Heaven.
7703
77041680
770501:03:17,308 --> 01:03:18,574
7706And you were there.
7707
77081681
770901:03:18,576 --> 01:03:20,944
7710- You know what you were doing?
7711- What?
7712
77131682
771401:03:20,946 --> 01:03:24,148
7715Trying to make out with me,
7716sweetheart! I'm on to you.
7717
77181683
771901:03:24,150 --> 01:03:26,717
7720(CHUCKLES) Come here.
7721Give me some more of that.
7722
77231684
772401:03:26,719 --> 01:03:27,817
7725(MAKES KISSING NOISES)
7726
77271685
772801:03:27,819 --> 01:03:28,888
7729What the hell is that?
7730
77311686
773201:03:30,723 --> 01:03:32,224
7733(FARVA GROANS)
7734
77351687
773601:03:35,793 --> 01:03:37,629
7737Well, hello, Laverne!
7738
77391688
774001:03:38,397 --> 01:03:39,829
7741Looks like the same stuff.
7742
77431689
774401:03:39,831 --> 01:03:41,766
7745Yeah, but a shit-ton
7746more of it.
7747
77481690
774901:03:43,802 --> 01:03:45,567
7750Holy Hindu holidays.
7751
77521691
775301:03:45,569 --> 01:03:47,238
7754There's a new guest
7755at the party.
7756
77571692
775801:03:48,206 --> 01:03:50,176
7759AK-47s.
7760
77611693
776201:03:54,612 --> 01:03:55,545
7763RABBIT:
7764Hey.
7765
77661694
776701:03:55,547 --> 01:03:57,279
7768Oh, no, I don't
7769want to hear it, Rabbit.
7770
77711695
777201:03:57,281 --> 01:03:59,081
7773Genevieve,
7774could I just explain?
7775
77761696
777701:03:59,083 --> 01:04:00,817
7778There is nothing to explain.
7779
77801697
778101:04:00,819 --> 01:04:02,585
7782They put bears
7783in our station.
7784
77851698
778601:04:02,587 --> 01:04:03,820
7787This is Canada!
7788
77891699
779001:04:03,822 --> 01:04:05,420
7791There are bears everywhere.
7792
77931700
779401:04:05,422 --> 01:04:06,822
7795There are bears that
7796go through
7797
77981701
779901:04:06,824 --> 01:04:07,824
7800my garbage every night.
7801
78021702
780301:04:07,826 --> 01:04:10,559
7804I have cereal
7805with bears in it: Bearios.
7806
78071703
780801:04:10,561 --> 01:04:12,628
7809Canada's most
7810popular breakfast.
7811
78121704
781301:04:12,630 --> 01:04:14,130
7814LALOUSH:
7815Someone say "Bearios"?
7816
78171705
781801:04:14,132 --> 01:04:17,300
7819(IN FRENCH ACCENT) Hey there, Genny.
7820Wanna grab some eats?
7821
78221706
782301:04:17,302 --> 01:04:18,668
7824No, thanks.
7825
78261707
782701:04:18,670 --> 01:04:22,070
7828Turn that into a maybe
7829and I'll have your baby.
7830
78311708
783201:04:22,072 --> 01:04:23,275
7833(CHUCKLES)
7834
78351709
783601:04:24,076 --> 01:04:25,641
7837Lonnie Laloush?
7838
78391710
784001:04:25,643 --> 01:04:28,478
7841That's mon nom.
7842Don't wear it out, eh?
7843
78441711
784501:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,114
7846You want a hot coffee?
7847I'm pouring.
7848
78491712
785001:04:31,116 --> 01:04:33,183
7851Oui, s'il te plait.
7852
78531713
785401:04:33,185 --> 01:04:34,851
7855Seems like a real
7856"dickwa-duh", huh?
7857
78581714
785901:04:34,853 --> 01:04:38,221
7860I told everyone
7861how wonderful you all are.
7862
78631715
786401:04:38,223 --> 01:04:41,456
7865Well, you're not.
7866You have bad hearts.
7867
78681716
786901:04:41,458 --> 01:04:42,828
7870Who wants crème fraiche?
7871
78721717
787301:04:43,828 --> 01:04:44,962
7874Nobody?
7875
78761718
787701:04:44,964 --> 01:04:46,295
7878(CHEWING LOUDLY)
7879
78801719
788101:04:46,297 --> 01:04:48,399
7882Okay, no crème fraiche!
7883
78841720
788501:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,233
7886- Please just go.
7887- Genevieve...
7888
78891721
789001:04:51,235 --> 01:04:52,770
7891Just go.
7892
78931722
789401:04:58,210 --> 01:04:59,778
7895(GUNS FIRING)
7896
78971723
789801:05:02,181 --> 01:05:05,449
7899They're actually AK-48s.
7900Illegal in the U.S.
7901
79021724
790301:05:05,451 --> 01:05:06,581
7904THORNY: Why 48?
7905
79061725
790701:05:06,583 --> 01:05:09,819
7908Because they hold
7909one extra bullet.
7910
79111726
791201:05:09,821 --> 01:05:10,686
7913Yeah, sure. You never know
7914
79151727
791601:05:10,688 --> 01:05:12,221
7917when you're gonna
7918need just one more.
7919
79201728
792101:05:12,223 --> 01:05:13,590
7922This one says "Tiger Penis".
7923
79241729
792501:05:13,592 --> 01:05:14,724
7926Suck it!
7927
79281730
792901:05:14,726 --> 01:05:15,558
7930Shut up, Farva.
7931
79321731
793301:05:15,560 --> 01:05:17,393
7934The Chinese use it
7935to get hard-ons.
7936
79371732
793801:05:17,395 --> 01:05:18,762
7939I tried to get it once.
7940
79411733
794201:05:18,764 --> 01:05:20,332
7943- You can't buy it in the United States.
7944- (SCOFFS)
7945
79461734
794701:05:22,299 --> 01:05:24,067
7948Dude, what's up
7949with your mustache?
7950
79511735
795201:05:24,069 --> 01:05:25,271
7953Nothing.
7954
79551736
795601:05:27,371 --> 01:05:29,105
7957- Are you wearing a mustache wig?
7958- No!
7959
79601737
796101:05:29,107 --> 01:05:31,407
7962It's a postiche, okay?
7963I'm having a little hair loss.
7964
79651738
796601:05:31,409 --> 01:05:32,476
7967Don't worry about it.
7968
79691739
797001:05:32,478 --> 01:05:34,710
7971Worry about your
7972own goddamn mustache.
7973
79741740
797501:05:34,712 --> 01:05:35,878
7976Fuckin' asshole.
7977
79781741
797901:05:35,880 --> 01:05:37,947
7980Hey, Mac tell you guys
7981about our little moment?
7982
79831742
798401:05:37,949 --> 01:05:39,715
7985Did you, Mac and Cheese?
7986
79871743
798801:05:39,717 --> 01:05:42,085
7989You told us, Farva.
7990I don't want to hear it again.
7991
79921744
799301:05:42,087 --> 01:05:43,485
7994I'm the Cheese.
7995
79961745
799701:05:43,487 --> 01:05:44,587
7998THORNY:
7999All right, look, guys.
8000
80011746
800201:05:44,589 --> 01:05:46,054
8003I know we're
8004in some serious shit here,
8005
80061747
800701:05:46,056 --> 01:05:47,290
8008but if we can crack this case,
8009
80101748
801101:05:47,292 --> 01:05:48,525
8012we might just be able to get
8013
80141749
801501:05:48,527 --> 01:05:49,893
8016beyond this
8017whole Mountie thing.
8018
80191750
802001:05:49,895 --> 01:05:51,226
8021We didn't do anything.
8022
80231751
802401:05:51,228 --> 01:05:52,429
8025Foster, we kidnapped
8026and impersonated
8027
80281752
802901:05:52,431 --> 01:05:53,866
8030officers of
8031a sovereign nation.
8032
80331753
803401:05:54,299 --> 01:05:55,565
8035Right.
8036
80371754
803801:05:55,567 --> 01:05:58,567
8039Cuban cigars, Canadian pills,
8040counterfeit cell phones,
8041
80421755
804301:05:58,569 --> 01:06:00,235
8044AK-48s and Tiger Penis.
8045
80461756
804701:06:00,237 --> 01:06:01,971
8048What's the link?
8049
80501757
805101:06:01,973 --> 01:06:04,773
8052All this stuff is
8053more valuable in the U.S.
8054
80551758
805601:06:04,775 --> 01:06:05,708
8057than in Canada.
8058
80591759
806001:06:05,710 --> 01:06:07,110
8061So, it's
8062a smuggling operation.
8063
80641760
806501:06:07,112 --> 01:06:09,011
8066Someone's trying to move
8067this shit over the border.
8068
80691761
807001:06:09,013 --> 01:06:10,049
8071No, they're not.
8072
80731762
807401:06:11,016 --> 01:06:12,148
8075Think about it.
8076
80771763
807801:06:12,150 --> 01:06:13,782
8079This stuff is just sitting on
8080Canadian land. Yeah. Okay.
8081
80821764
808301:06:13,784 --> 01:06:16,085
8084But what happens
8085when this Canadian land
8086
80871765
808801:06:16,087 --> 01:06:17,654
8089becomes American land?
8090
80911766
809201:06:17,656 --> 01:06:21,324
8093No need to move it at all.
8094It's already on U.S. soil.
8095
80961767
809701:06:21,326 --> 01:06:22,724
8098Exactly, huh?
8099
81001768
810101:06:22,726 --> 01:06:25,529
8102Passive smuggling. (CHUCKLES)
8103It's my kind of crime.
8104
81051769
810601:06:25,531 --> 01:06:28,163
8107So, they must have this shit
8108stashed all along the border.
8109
81101770
811101:06:28,165 --> 01:06:29,800
8112Yeah. But who is "they"?
8113
81141771
811501:06:29,802 --> 01:06:31,333
8116Who "are" they.
8117
81181772
811901:06:31,335 --> 01:06:32,434
8120FOSTER: Hey, look,
8121I said this earlier
8122
81231773
812401:06:32,436 --> 01:06:33,835
8125and you guys laughed at me.
8126
81271774
812801:06:33,837 --> 01:06:37,040
8129But I think it's the Mounties.
8130They are shit people. Okay?
8131
81321775
813301:06:37,042 --> 01:06:39,007
8134And they smoke Cubans cigars.
8135We've seen that.
8136
81371776
813801:06:39,009 --> 01:06:41,043
8139They're getting transferred
8140to God knows where.
8141
81421777
814301:06:41,045 --> 01:06:42,244
8144I mean, what
8145do they have to lose?
8146
81471778
814801:06:42,246 --> 01:06:45,614
8149I am starting to agree with
8150Sherlock McSerpico over here.
8151
81521779
815301:06:45,616 --> 01:06:47,049
8154- (CLAP ECHOES)
8155- Ooh!
8156
81571780
815801:06:47,051 --> 01:06:48,751
8159I'm telling you, fellas.
8160
81611781
816201:06:48,753 --> 01:06:50,619
8163In my experience,
8164it's always the local cops.
8165
81661782
816701:06:50,621 --> 01:06:52,621
8168What would you guys give me
8169if I kill that bird?
8170
81711783
817201:06:52,623 --> 01:06:54,257
8173Farva, that's a Bald Eagle!
8174
81751784
817601:06:54,259 --> 01:06:55,391
8177Get a wig, baldy!
8178
81791785
818001:06:55,393 --> 01:06:58,393
8181(GUN FIRING)
8182
81831786
818401:06:58,395 --> 01:07:00,130
8185- Yeah!
8186- (EAGLE CAWING)
8187
81881787
818901:07:00,132 --> 01:07:01,530
8190Put the goddamn gun down.
8191
81921788
819301:07:01,532 --> 01:07:03,632
8194- What?
8195- (EAGLE SCREECHES, WHIMPERS)
8196
81971789
819801:07:03,634 --> 01:07:06,235
8199Oh, booyah!
8200Guys, what do I win?
8201
82021790
820301:07:06,237 --> 01:07:08,204
8204A one-way ticket to hell.
8205
82061791
820701:07:08,206 --> 01:07:10,376
8208(MUSIC PLAYING)
8209
82101792
821101:07:12,444 --> 01:07:13,509
8212(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
8213
82141793
821501:07:13,511 --> 01:07:15,578
8216This place wishes
8217it was Shenanigans.
8218
82191794
822001:07:15,580 --> 01:07:17,014
8221Welcome to Chicanery's, eh!
8222
82231795
822401:07:17,616 --> 01:07:18,748
8225Can I get you a booth?
8226
82271796
822801:07:18,750 --> 01:07:21,183
8229Uh, no. We're meeting
8230somebody here.
8231
82321797
823301:07:21,185 --> 01:07:22,351
8234Oh, yeah, there he is.
8235
82361798
823701:07:22,353 --> 01:07:24,786
8238♪ I'll pay the rent ♪
8239
82401799
824101:07:24,788 --> 01:07:27,858
8242- Cap!
8243- ♪ God knows I've done you wrong ♪
8244
82451800
824601:07:27,860 --> 01:07:29,724
8247MAC: Chief, we've been
8248looking all over for you.
8249
82501801
825101:07:29,726 --> 01:07:31,360
8252Cap, Cap, Cap, I think
8253we've figured it out!
8254
82551802
825601:07:31,362 --> 01:07:33,395
8257- ♪ Do you re... ♪
8258- Chief. I think we cracked the thing.
8259
82601803
826101:07:33,397 --> 01:07:35,232
8262What are you doing?
8263What are you doing?
8264
82651804
826601:07:35,234 --> 01:07:36,364
8267I've been waiting
8268here for an hour.
8269
82701805
827101:07:36,366 --> 01:07:37,701
8272I think you're gonna
8273want to know this.
8274
82751806
827601:07:37,703 --> 01:07:39,503
8277- This is my song.
8278- I know, but listen, I think we...
8279
82801807
828101:07:39,505 --> 01:07:41,337
8282- I'm singing here. Sit the fuck down.
8283- No, no, no.
8284
82851808
828601:07:41,339 --> 01:07:42,505
8287I'm singing here.
8288
82891809
829001:07:42,507 --> 01:07:44,409
8291I'm singing here.
8292Sit the fuck down!
8293
82941810
829501:07:47,212 --> 01:07:52,715
8296♪ Bill Bailey, won't you
8297please come home ♪
8298
82991811
830001:07:52,717 --> 01:07:54,284
8301What can I get for you guys?
8302
83031812
830401:07:54,286 --> 01:07:56,886
8305Maybe a cold beer?
8306Liter of cola?
8307
83081813
830901:07:56,888 --> 01:07:58,087
8310What did you say?
8311
83121814
831301:07:58,089 --> 01:07:59,221
8314Do you want a liter of cola?
8315
83161815
831701:07:59,223 --> 01:08:00,590
8318You have that here?
8319
83201816
832101:08:00,592 --> 01:08:02,025
8322Yeah, we got
8323the Decaliter Delight.
8324
83251817
832601:08:02,027 --> 01:08:04,326
8327You get a punch card, you
8328rack up ten liters of cola,
8329
83301818
833101:08:04,328 --> 01:08:05,494
8332get yourself a free dessert.
8333
83341819
833501:08:05,496 --> 01:08:07,199
8336Bring them all.
8337Bring them all right now.
8338
83391820
834001:08:08,465 --> 01:08:10,166
8341Bring all ten liters
8342and the punch card.
8343
83441821
834501:08:10,168 --> 01:08:11,203
8346I want it all right now.
8347
83481822
834901:08:13,337 --> 01:08:14,404
8350Come on.
8351
83521823
835301:08:14,406 --> 01:08:15,938
8354Canada's pretty awesome.
8355
83561824
835701:08:15,940 --> 01:08:18,140
8358- Boop boop.
8359- Uh, don't do that.
8360
83611825
836201:08:18,142 --> 01:08:20,879
8363- Boop beep boo boop beep.
8364- (STUTTERS) Cut the crap.
8365
83661826
836701:08:27,451 --> 01:08:29,551
8368- Genevieve?
8369- (SIGHS)
8370
83711827
837201:08:29,553 --> 01:08:32,956
8373I feel terrible
8374about what I said to you.
8375
83761828
837701:08:32,958 --> 01:08:34,991
8378I know I overreacted.
8379
83801829
838101:08:34,993 --> 01:08:38,461
8382It's just the town is so upset
8383about the turnover.
8384
83851830
838601:08:38,463 --> 01:08:39,528
8387Sure.
8388
83891831
839001:08:39,530 --> 01:08:41,630
8391Anyway,
8392you are not a bad person.
8393
83941832
839501:08:41,632 --> 01:08:43,433
8396Even if you are American.
8397
83981833
839901:08:43,435 --> 01:08:44,801
8400(LAUGHS)
8401
84021834
840301:08:44,803 --> 01:08:46,536
8404Well, I've actually been
8405working on that for you.
8406
84071835
840801:08:46,538 --> 01:08:47,670
8409- For me?
8410- Yeah.
8411
84121836
841301:08:47,672 --> 01:08:50,306
8414Moosehead. Canadian beer.
8415
84161837
841701:08:50,308 --> 01:08:52,375
8418Beaver chili.
8419Très Canadien.
8420
84211838
842201:08:52,377 --> 01:08:53,542
8423(LAUGHS)
8424
84251839
842601:08:53,544 --> 01:08:55,747
8427And I've been working
8428on my French too.
8429
84301840
843101:08:56,647 --> 01:08:58,415
8432- (ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING)
8433- (GASPS)
8434
84351841
843601:08:58,417 --> 01:09:01,083
8437Oh, I love this song!
8438
84391842
844001:09:01,085 --> 01:09:05,220
8441Oh, it reminds me of summers
8442on Etang de la Soupe Aux Pois.
8443
84441843
844501:09:05,222 --> 01:09:07,124
8446(SINGING ALONG IN FRENCH)
8447
84481844
844901:09:19,504 --> 01:09:22,305
8450Wow! That's very good.
8451
84521845
845301:09:22,307 --> 01:09:24,506
8454Oh, I wouldn't say that, but,
8455
84561846
845701:09:24,508 --> 01:09:25,774
8458I don't even know
8459what it means.
8460
84611847
846201:09:25,776 --> 01:09:29,514
8463It's a sad song about
8464the Nazi Occupation of France.
8465
84661848
846701:09:30,848 --> 01:09:32,180
8468Oh.
8469
84701849
847101:09:32,182 --> 01:09:33,416
8472I'm sorry. I...
8473
84741850
847501:09:33,418 --> 01:09:34,649
8476No. No, no.
8477
84781851
847901:09:34,651 --> 01:09:36,286
8480It's about two lovers
8481
84821852
848301:09:36,288 --> 01:09:39,622
8484trapped in a war
8485that neither wanted,
8486
84871853
848801:09:39,624 --> 01:09:42,661
8489but they love
8490each other anyway.
8491
84921854
849301:09:43,227 --> 01:09:44,394
8494Oh.
8495
84961855
849701:09:44,396 --> 01:09:46,732
8498So much better. (CHUCKLES)
8499
85001856
850101:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,903
8502(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)
8503
85041857
850501:09:59,576 --> 01:10:01,178
8506- Is this really happening?
8507- Oh, yes.
8508
85091858
851001:10:03,013 --> 01:10:04,246
8511I love it.
8512
85131859
851401:10:04,248 --> 01:10:05,715
8515(GENEVIEVE MOANING)
8516
85171860
851801:10:05,717 --> 01:10:06,849
8519Wait, wait, wait.
8520
85211861
852201:10:06,851 --> 01:10:08,951
8523- Where is the fat one's desk?
8524- Right there.
8525
85261862
852701:10:08,953 --> 01:10:10,118
8528Okay.
8529
85301863
853101:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,453
8532You don't know his name?
8533
85341864
853501:10:11,455 --> 01:10:12,889
8536Flarvla.
8537
85381865
853901:10:12,891 --> 01:10:14,826
8540(CHUCKLES)
8541I smell a new nickname.
8542
85431866
854401:10:15,526 --> 01:10:17,094
8545Guess we hurry.
8546
85471867
854801:10:23,801 --> 01:10:25,900
8549Passive smuggling?
8550It's brilliant.
8551
85521868
855301:10:25,902 --> 01:10:27,202
8554And it's gotta
8555be the Mounties.
8556
85571869
855801:10:27,204 --> 01:10:28,104
8559- Why?
8560- (SLURPING)
8561
85621870
856301:10:28,106 --> 01:10:30,105
8564'Cause it's always
8565the local cops.
8566
85671871
856801:10:30,107 --> 01:10:31,172
8569Here's your punch card.
8570
85711872
857201:10:31,174 --> 01:10:33,408
8573(PUNCHING)
8574
85751873
857601:10:33,410 --> 01:10:35,644
8577Five, six, seven, eight.
8578
85791874
858001:10:35,646 --> 01:10:37,980
8581Number nine. This is ten.
8582
85831875
858401:10:37,982 --> 01:10:40,616
8585Technically, you have to drink
8586all ten to get the dessert.
8587
85881876
858901:10:40,618 --> 01:10:41,684
8590Oh, you challenging me?
8591
85921877
859301:10:41,686 --> 01:10:43,051
8594This will be gone
8595in three seconds.
8596
85971878
859801:10:43,053 --> 01:10:45,055
8599I'll have
8600the butter tart yule log.
8601
86021879
860301:10:45,057 --> 01:10:46,890
8604Come on. Chop-chop!
8605
86061880
860701:10:46,892 --> 01:10:48,794
8608MAC:
8609Just do it, dude.
8610
86111881
861201:10:51,161 --> 01:10:52,729
8613Canada!
8614
86151882
861601:10:52,731 --> 01:10:54,029
8617And the beauty is,
8618
86191883
862001:10:54,031 --> 01:10:55,698
8621there's nothing they can do
8622with all that contraband,
8623
86241884
862501:10:55,700 --> 01:10:57,533
8626until this land
8627becomes America.
8628
86291885
863001:10:57,535 --> 01:10:59,868
8631So all we have to do
8632is push back the turnover,
8633
86341886
863501:10:59,870 --> 01:11:01,703
8636until we can find
8637the rest of the stuff.
8638
86391887
864001:11:01,705 --> 01:11:02,971
8641O'HAGAN:
8642Well, you heard LeFranc.
8643
86441888
864501:11:02,973 --> 01:11:04,940
8646Who knows what's gonna happen
8647with the turnover?
8648
86491889
865001:11:04,942 --> 01:11:08,109
8651Whatever happens,
8652we gotta solve this case. Now.
8653
86541890
865501:11:08,111 --> 01:11:10,079
8656Let's take another look
8657at that contraband.
8658
86591891
866001:11:10,081 --> 01:11:12,547
8661- We may have missed something.
8662- (SLURPING)
8663
86641892
866501:11:12,549 --> 01:11:15,217
8666Hold on! I didn't
8667get my free dessert.
8668
86691893
867001:11:15,219 --> 01:11:16,284
8671Move it, Farva!
8672
86731894
867401:11:16,286 --> 01:11:18,354
8675Come on! It's a fucki''
8676butter tart yule log!
8677
86781895
867901:11:18,356 --> 01:11:20,523
8680O'HAGAN:
8681Let's go! Now!
8682
86831896
868401:11:20,525 --> 01:11:21,759
8685Damn it.
8686
86871897
868801:11:24,161 --> 01:11:25,894
8689Oh! Whoa! Watch it, pal.
8690
86911898
869201:11:25,896 --> 01:11:28,032
8693Walk faster, finger blaster.
8694
86951899
869601:11:32,303 --> 01:11:34,005
8697(BOTH EXHALE)
8698
86991900
870001:11:38,743 --> 01:11:40,743
8701Son of a... Rabbit!
8702
87031901
870401:11:40,745 --> 01:11:41,844
8705MAC:
8706Whoa!
8707
87081902
870901:11:41,846 --> 01:11:43,845
8710Whoa!
8711The booty's gone!
8712
87131903
871401:11:43,847 --> 01:11:45,249
8715Did they take
8716the Flova Scotia?
8717
87181904
871901:11:46,383 --> 01:11:48,752
8720In addition to Rabbit!
8721
87221905
872301:11:48,754 --> 01:11:50,952
8724Hold your bones.
8725Rabbit's car.
8726
87271906
872801:11:50,954 --> 01:11:52,954
8729The dash cam! Look at this.
8730
87311907
873201:11:52,956 --> 01:11:54,591
8733Ooh, you clever
8734little prick, you.
8735
87361908
873701:11:54,593 --> 01:11:56,091
8738Prick? I'm tired
8739of these putdowns!
8740
87411909
874201:11:56,093 --> 01:11:57,659
8743It's a compliment,
8744shithead.
8745
87461910
874701:11:57,661 --> 01:12:00,031
8748Fuck you,
8749midget Burt Reynolds.
8750
87511911
875201:12:01,833 --> 01:12:03,869
8753- Mm.
8754- Mm-mm.
8755
87561912
875701:12:05,035 --> 01:12:07,269
8758MAC: (CHUCKLES)
8759Oh, a little ménage à two.
8760
87611913
876201:12:07,271 --> 01:12:08,907
8763FARVA AND MAC: Mm.
8764
87651914
876601:12:09,773 --> 01:12:11,474
8767- MAC: Ah.
8768- THORNY: Yeah, partner.
8769
87701915
877101:12:11,476 --> 01:12:13,309
8772- (CHUCKLES)
8773- (HOWLS)
8774
87751916
877601:12:13,311 --> 01:12:15,545
8777Can you believe she picked
8778Donnie Osmond over me?
8779
87801917
878101:12:15,547 --> 01:12:17,712
8782- MAC: Yes.
8783- I mean, is anyone else shocked here?
8784
87851918
878601:12:17,714 --> 01:12:19,081
8787- No.
8788- And on my desk?
8789
87901919
879101:12:19,083 --> 01:12:21,516
8792O'HAGAN: Shut up, Farva.
8793This is serious.
8794
87951920
879601:12:21,518 --> 01:12:23,485
8797- ALL: Whoa!
8798- What the fuck?
8799
88001921
880101:12:23,487 --> 01:12:24,988
8802THORNY: Now how are
8803we gonna find them?
8804
88051922
880601:12:24,990 --> 01:12:27,590
8807All those iPhones
8808had the same number.
8809
88101923
881101:12:27,592 --> 01:12:29,591
8812Now, if we only
8813had a triangulator,
8814
88151924
881601:12:29,593 --> 01:12:30,828
8817we could locate them.
8818
88191925
882001:12:31,962 --> 01:12:34,863
8821Aha! Take that,
8822you bastards.
8823
88241926
882501:12:34,865 --> 01:12:36,698
8826MAC: Those are the
8827phones right there.
8828
88291927
883001:12:36,700 --> 01:12:37,935
8831Enhance.
8832
88331928
883401:12:38,937 --> 01:12:40,536
8835All right,
8836but what is this place?
8837
88381929
883901:12:40,538 --> 01:12:41,740
8840Enhance.
8841
88421930
884301:12:43,374 --> 01:12:45,541
8844- Enhance.
8845- Okay, okay.
8846
88471931
884801:12:45,543 --> 01:12:47,377
8849FOSTER:
8850"Sciere de la Vache."
8851
88521932
885301:12:47,379 --> 01:12:49,511
8854All right, you guys speak
8855French, what does that mean?
8856
88571933
885801:12:49,513 --> 01:12:53,049
8859(SMACKS LIPS) I don't
8860know what sciere means
8861
88621934
886301:12:53,051 --> 01:12:55,085
8864and I also don't know
8865what vache means.
8866
88671935
886801:12:55,087 --> 01:12:57,485
8869THORNY: So you really don't
8870understand anything?
8871
88721936
887301:12:57,487 --> 01:12:58,822
8874Sciere de la Vache?
8875
88761937
887701:12:58,824 --> 01:13:01,323
8878I believe it's
8879"The Scary Vase".
8880
88811938
888201:13:01,325 --> 01:13:03,859
8883MAC: Yeah, yeah. Let's
8884see, sciere is "beetle".
8885
88861939
888701:13:03,861 --> 01:13:05,927
8888- Beetle vase. No. Yes.
8889- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
8890
88911940
889201:13:05,929 --> 01:13:09,198
8893But la vache is "angry".
8894"Angry Beetle."
8895
88961941
889701:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,033
8898- Okay.
8899- Yeah. Angry Beetle, we think.
8900
89011942
890201:13:11,035 --> 01:13:14,170
8903It's "The Sawmill of the Cow",
8904you idiots!
8905
89061943
890701:13:14,172 --> 01:13:15,604
8908It's a sawmill!
8909
89101944
891101:13:15,606 --> 01:13:18,640
8912- Why "Sawmill of the Cow"? No.
8913- It doesn't make any sense.
8914
89151945
891601:13:18,642 --> 01:13:20,743
8917Let's go and give those
8918Canuckleheads
8919
89201946
892101:13:20,745 --> 01:13:23,113
8922a good old-fashioned
8923red-white-and-blue,
8924
89251947
892601:13:23,115 --> 01:13:24,212
8927fist-fucking!
8928
89291948
893001:13:24,214 --> 01:13:25,417
8931- (ALL CHEERING)
8932- Yeah! Let's do it!
8933
89341949
893501:13:27,585 --> 01:13:28,887
8936FARVA:
8937Shotgun! Shotgun! Shotgun!
8938
89391950
894001:13:29,187 --> 01:13:30,188
8941Whoa!
8942
89431951
894401:13:30,521 --> 01:13:31,720
8945Shit.
8946
89471952
894801:13:31,722 --> 01:13:34,323
8949(SIRENS WAILING)
8950
89511953
895201:13:34,325 --> 01:13:38,193
8953♪ You know you're always paying
8954for the shit that's free ♪
8955
89561954
895701:13:38,195 --> 01:13:40,796
8958Hey, pull over.
8959I gotta take a pee-ahs.
8960
89611955
896201:13:40,798 --> 01:13:42,234
8963Shouldn't have drank
8964all that soda.
8965
89661956
896701:13:44,803 --> 01:13:46,034
8968You know, it just now
8969occurred to me,
8970
89711957
897201:13:46,036 --> 01:13:47,670
8973you and I have never been
8974alone together before.
8975
89761958
897701:13:47,672 --> 01:13:50,105
8978- Yeah, thank God.
8979- (SCOFFS)
8980
89811959
898201:13:50,107 --> 01:13:52,875
8983Seriously. Have we ever had
8984a one-on-one conversation?
8985
89861960
898701:13:52,877 --> 01:13:55,080
8988Why would we? You seem
8989like a pretty boring dude.
8990
89911961
899201:13:56,681 --> 01:13:58,948
8993You still banging
8994that blonde cop, or...
8995
89961962
899701:13:58,950 --> 01:14:02,351
8998♪ You say you want to finish,
8999but you never start ♪
9000
90011963
900201:14:02,353 --> 01:14:05,119
9003♪ You want to get it finished
9004but you just try hard ♪
9005
90061964
900701:14:05,121 --> 01:14:06,324
9008Where the hell
9009are they going?
9010
90111965
901201:14:07,991 --> 01:14:09,158
9013(MUSIC CONTINUES
9014PLAYING ON RADIO)
9015
90161966
901701:14:09,160 --> 01:14:11,293
9018That was the turn, back there.
9019
90201967
902101:14:11,295 --> 01:14:13,328
9022Are you sure?
9023I don't think so.
9024
90251968
902601:14:13,330 --> 01:14:15,430
9027Have you completely lost
9028your sense of direction?
9029
90301969
903101:14:15,432 --> 01:14:18,000
9032Well, your yelling at me
9033certainly doesn't help!
9034
90351970
903601:14:18,002 --> 01:14:19,467
9037Cap's right, Thorn.
9038That was the turn.
9039
90401971
904101:14:19,469 --> 01:14:22,070
9042Shut up, Mr. Perfect.
9043
90441972
904501:14:22,072 --> 01:14:24,342
9046- MAC AND O'HAGAN: Whoa!
9047- (TYRES SCREECHING)
9048
90491973
905001:14:25,642 --> 01:14:29,011
9051♪ To broke to pay attention,
9052better get you some ♪
9053
90541974
905501:14:29,013 --> 01:14:32,480
9056♪ When trouble's up,
9057I double up on bubble gum ♪
9058
90591975
906001:14:32,482 --> 01:14:33,851
9061(MUSIC TURNS OFF)
9062
90631976
906401:14:34,419 --> 01:14:35,487
9065(SIGHS)
9066
90671977
906801:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,490
9069- (SWITCH CLICKS)
9070- (ROCK MUSIC RESUMES)
9071
90721978
907301:14:41,225 --> 01:14:42,725
9074I saw that!
9075
90761979
907701:14:42,727 --> 01:14:44,092
9078Where are those
9079female sex pills?
9080
90811980
908201:14:44,094 --> 01:14:45,027
9083Cap!
9084
90851981
908601:14:45,029 --> 01:14:46,431
9087Give them me!
9088Give them me!
9089
90901982
909101:14:52,969 --> 01:14:54,172
9092- Thank you.
9093- (SIGHS)
9094
90951983
909601:15:09,187 --> 01:15:11,052
9097FOSTER: (WHISPERING)
9098No sign of Rabbit.
9099
91001984
910101:15:11,054 --> 01:15:13,655
9102But I got two Mountie cars...
9103
91041985
910501:15:13,657 --> 01:15:16,558
9106and our contraband.
9107
91081986
910901:15:16,560 --> 01:15:17,629
9110Where the hell's Farva?
9111
91121987
911301:15:19,829 --> 01:15:21,565
9114Ah. I got him.
9115
91161988
911701:15:22,566 --> 01:15:24,132
9118(FARVA SNEEZES AND FARTS)
9119
91201989
912101:15:24,134 --> 01:15:27,202
9122FOSTER: He's like a walking
9123hydrothermal explosion.
9124
91251990
912601:15:27,204 --> 01:15:29,541
9127You want to see
9128some fartography?
9129
91301991
913101:15:31,674 --> 01:15:32,808
9132I'm still gonna go back
9133
91341992
913501:15:32,810 --> 01:15:34,346
9136and get that
9137butter tart yule log.
9138
91391993
914001:15:35,279 --> 01:15:38,215
9141All right, boys.
9142Let's milk this cow.
9143
91441994
914501:15:44,321 --> 01:15:45,822
9146(KEYS JANGLING)
9147
91481995
914901:15:45,824 --> 01:15:47,055
9150PODEIN: I moved this
9151stuff the last time.
9152
91531996
915401:15:47,057 --> 01:15:48,823
9155BELLEFUILLE: I don't
9156want to lift it either.
9157
91581997
915901:15:48,825 --> 01:15:50,059
9160PODEIN:
9161You don't move anything.
9162
91631998
916401:15:50,061 --> 01:15:52,330
9165You don't move your body,
9166you don't move boxes.
9167
91681999
916901:15:54,031 --> 01:15:55,566
9170(WHISPERING)
9171One, two, three, go!
9172
91732000
917401:16:00,105 --> 01:16:01,369
9175Alright freeze!
9176You're under arrest!
9177
91782001
917901:16:01,371 --> 01:16:03,739
9180Bullshit, eh!
9181You're under arrest!
9182
91832002
918401:16:03,741 --> 01:16:05,140
9185Bullshit,
9186you fucking smugglers!
9187
91882003
918901:16:05,142 --> 01:16:07,042
9190We're not the smugglers!
9191You're the fucking smugglers.
9192
91932004
919401:16:07,044 --> 01:16:08,109
9195We're not
9196the fucking smugglers!
9197
91982005
919901:16:08,111 --> 01:16:09,177
9200You're the fucking smugglers!
9201
92022006
920301:16:09,179 --> 01:16:10,679
9204O'HAGAN:
9205Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
9206
92072007
920801:16:10,681 --> 01:16:12,613
9209Everyone, lower your weapons!
9210
92112008
921201:16:12,615 --> 01:16:13,582
9213Something's not right.
9214
92152009
921601:16:13,584 --> 01:16:16,851
9217Wait, wait, wait.
9218The old-timey one is right.
9219
92202010
922101:16:16,853 --> 01:16:18,690
9222Something doesn't add up here.
9223
92242011
922501:16:19,690 --> 01:16:21,155
9226- (GROWLS)
9227- (GRUNTS)
9228
92292012
923001:16:21,157 --> 01:16:23,326
9231- THORNY: Oh, shit!
9232- Die, you fucking smuggler!
9233
92342013
923501:16:23,328 --> 01:16:24,726
9236O'HAGAN:
9237Farva, you idiot!
9238
92392014
924001:16:24,728 --> 01:16:25,961
9241(CLAMORING)
9242
92432015
924401:16:25,963 --> 01:16:27,997
9245Put the gun down!
9246Put the gun down!
9247
92482016
924901:16:27,999 --> 01:16:29,532
9250Fuck you. Fuck you.
9251
92522017
925301:16:29,534 --> 01:16:30,399
9254Put down the fuckin' gun!
9255
92562018
925701:16:30,401 --> 01:16:32,702
9258Drop the gun,
9259I don't want to shoot!
9260
92612019
926201:16:32,704 --> 01:16:34,269
9263You fuckin' Canadians!
9264
92652020
926601:16:34,271 --> 01:16:35,337
9267Cool.
9268
92692021
927001:16:35,339 --> 01:16:36,706
9271(BOTH WHIMPERS)
9272
92732022
927401:16:36,708 --> 01:16:38,176
9275What the fuck
9276are you guys doing?
9277
92782023
927901:16:38,808 --> 01:16:40,244
9280(LIGHTS SWITCH ON)
9281
92822024
928301:16:41,713 --> 01:16:44,046
9284GUY:
9285♪ Blinded by the light ♪
9286
92872025
928801:16:44,048 --> 01:16:45,680
9289Apropos, right?
9290
92912026
929201:16:45,682 --> 01:16:47,282
9293Go on, kill each other.
9294
92952027
929601:16:47,284 --> 01:16:50,018
9297What ever happened to "Shoot
9298first and ask questions later"?
9299
93002028
930101:16:50,020 --> 01:16:51,621
9302Uh, what the shit, Guy?
9303
93042029
930501:16:51,623 --> 01:16:54,088
9306Why you tell us these guys
9307are the smuggler, huh?
9308
93092030
931001:16:54,090 --> 01:16:55,625
9311Well, it's a lot smarter
9312than telling you
9313
93142031
931501:16:55,627 --> 01:16:56,958
9316that I'm the smuggler.
9317
93182032
931901:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,127
9320What do you mean,
9321you're the smuggler?
9322
93232033
932401:16:59,129 --> 01:17:01,829
9325I'm sorry, but what else
9326was I gonna do?
9327
93282034
932901:17:01,831 --> 01:17:03,998
9330Being the mayor
9331of a small Canadian town
9332
93332035
933401:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,333
9335sounds romantic and cool.
9336
93372036
933801:17:05,335 --> 01:17:07,168
9339Being the mayor
9340of a small American town
9341
93422037
934301:17:07,170 --> 01:17:09,505
9344sounds like you're a loser.
9345For reals.
9346
93472038
934801:17:09,507 --> 01:17:12,308
9349- (BOTH LAUGHING)
9350- You got to admit it's a good scam.
9351
93522039
935301:17:12,310 --> 01:17:13,842
9354All along the borderline.
9355
93562040
935701:17:13,844 --> 01:17:15,144
9358But I never would've
9359thought that
9360
93612041
936201:17:15,146 --> 01:17:17,246
9363the guys from
9364the Fred Savage incident,
9365
93662042
936701:17:17,248 --> 01:17:19,181
9368would be the ones
9369to trip me up.
9370
93712043
937201:17:19,183 --> 01:17:21,216
9373These are the cops
9374that killed Fred Savage?
9375
93762044
937701:17:21,218 --> 01:17:22,417
9378Sadly.
9379
93802045
938101:17:22,419 --> 01:17:27,055
9382But I will say, this little
9383rivalry between police forces,
9384
93852046
938601:17:27,057 --> 01:17:29,158
9387is the perfect opportunity
9388to take you both out.
9389
93902047
939101:17:29,160 --> 01:17:30,725
9392Well, now we're taking you in.
9393
93942048
939501:17:30,727 --> 01:17:32,127
9396(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry.
9397
93982049
939901:17:32,129 --> 01:17:34,262
9400But that's not the way
9401it's going to go.
9402
94032050
940401:17:34,264 --> 01:17:36,301
9405Henri, if you
9406would be so kind.
9407
94082051
940901:17:38,002 --> 01:17:39,702
9410- THORNY: No!
9411- MAC: Oh, Jesus.
9412
94132052
941401:17:39,704 --> 01:17:42,503
9415- FARVA: Holy shit!
9416- And do pay attention to that man behind the curtain.
9417
94182053
941901:17:42,505 --> 01:17:44,209
9420(MUFFLED WHIMPERING)
9421
94222054
942301:17:47,478 --> 01:17:48,778
9424Your Rabbit
9425wasn't quick enough.
9426
94272055
942801:17:48,780 --> 01:17:51,180
9429Maybe next time,
9430he'll hop a little faster, eh?
9431
94322056
943301:17:51,182 --> 01:17:52,348
9434If anything happens to him,
9435
94362057
943701:17:52,350 --> 01:17:54,382
9438I'm gonna fuck you
9439six ways to Sunday!
9440
94412058
944201:17:54,384 --> 01:17:58,086
9443Jeez Louise. Now I know who
9444gobbled all my Flova Scotia.
9445
94462059
944701:17:58,088 --> 01:17:59,488
9448(BOTH CHUCKLING)
9449
94502060
945101:17:59,490 --> 01:18:01,823
9452So, drop your guns,
9453
94542061
945501:18:01,825 --> 01:18:03,859
9456or the Rabbit
9457and his girlfriend
9458
94592062
946001:18:03,861 --> 01:18:07,796
9461will multiply
9462in gruesome fashion.
9463
94642063
946501:18:07,798 --> 01:18:08,799
9466I'm so sorry.
9467
94682064
946901:18:10,133 --> 01:18:12,301
9470(MACHINE WHIRRING)
9471
94722065
947301:18:12,303 --> 01:18:14,202
9474Let her go, Guy. She has
9475nothing to do with this!
9476
94772066
947801:18:14,204 --> 01:18:15,904
9479Well, if they put
9480their guns down,
9481
94822067
948301:18:15,906 --> 01:18:17,141
9484no harm will come to her.
9485
94862068
948701:18:20,678 --> 01:18:21,679
9488Go on. Drop them.
9489
94902069
949101:18:22,813 --> 01:18:24,648
9492(SOFTLY) Drop your guns.
9493Drop it.
9494
94952070
949601:18:28,419 --> 01:18:30,255
9497GUY: Now get those
9498hands in the air.
9499
95002071
950101:18:30,922 --> 01:18:32,123
9502Like you just don't care.
9503
95042072
950501:18:34,592 --> 01:18:36,024
9506So, are you ready...
9507
95082073
950901:18:36,026 --> 01:18:37,395
9510(STOMPS)
9511
95122074
951301:18:39,864 --> 01:18:41,199
9514for the big twist?
9515
95162075
951701:18:43,433 --> 01:18:44,632
9518(WHISTLES)
9519
95202076
952101:18:44,634 --> 01:18:46,070
9522(SHUDDERING)
9523
95242077
952501:18:49,840 --> 01:18:51,676
9526What the fuck?
9527
95282078
952901:18:53,210 --> 01:18:55,346
9530What are you doing? What?
9531
95322079
953301:18:56,213 --> 01:18:58,046
9534Shut the front door!
9535
95362080
953701:18:58,048 --> 01:18:59,350
9538RABBIT: Genevieve.
9539
95402081
954101:19:00,150 --> 01:19:01,516
9542What's going on here?
9543
95442082
954501:19:01,518 --> 01:19:03,252
9546He'll kill me.
9547Let me out of my chains.
9548
95492083
955001:19:03,254 --> 01:19:05,653
9551What the fuck
9552took you so long, Guy?
9553
95542084
955501:19:05,655 --> 01:19:08,256
9556First I have to have
9557his circumcised dick in me
9558
95592085
956001:19:08,258 --> 01:19:10,058
9561and then you tie me
9562to this log?
9563
95642086
956501:19:10,060 --> 01:19:12,129
9566(SPEAKING FRENCH)
9567
95682087
956901:19:13,865 --> 01:19:16,267
9570(SPEAKS FRENCH)
9571
95722088
957301:19:19,771 --> 01:19:21,202
9574Are you fucking
9575kidding me?
9576
95772089
957801:19:21,204 --> 01:19:23,207
9579(BIDS GOOD-BYE IN FRENCH)
9580
95812090
958201:19:23,973 --> 01:19:25,474
9583I hate you!
9584
95852091
958601:19:25,476 --> 01:19:26,574
9587I hate you.
9588
95892092
959001:19:26,576 --> 01:19:27,579
9591Shoot them.
9592
95932093
959401:19:29,513 --> 01:19:30,645
9595Shoot them all.
9596
95972094
959801:19:30,647 --> 01:19:31,815
9599With pleasure, boss.
9600
96012095
960201:19:33,017 --> 01:19:34,183
9603FARVA:
9604Hold on!
9605
96062096
960701:19:34,185 --> 01:19:38,086
9608If I'm going down,
9609I'm going down American!
9610
96112097
961201:19:38,088 --> 01:19:42,358
9613♪ Oh say can you sing ♪
9614
96152098
961601:19:42,360 --> 01:19:46,161
9617♪ By the dawn's early fight ♪
9618
96192099
962001:19:46,163 --> 01:19:50,299
9621♪ What so loudly we sail ♪
9622
96232100
962401:19:50,301 --> 01:19:54,202
9625♪ At the nightlife
9626on the street ♪
9627
96282101
962901:19:54,204 --> 01:19:58,140
9630♪ And the red
9631rocking chair ♪
9632
96332102
963401:19:58,142 --> 01:20:01,877
9635♪ The bombs gasping for air ♪
9636
96372103
963801:20:01,879 --> 01:20:05,014
9639♪ Gave proof in the life ♪
9640
96412104
964201:20:05,016 --> 01:20:06,518
9643All right,
9644enough with that song.
9645
96462105
964701:20:07,852 --> 01:20:08,917
9648Shoot them.
9649
96502106
965101:20:08,919 --> 01:20:10,355
9652- (GUNSHOTS)
9653- (GRUNTS)
9654
96552107
965601:20:12,655 --> 01:20:14,391
9657(SCREAMING)
9658
96592108
966001:20:17,061 --> 01:20:18,730
9661Hurry, it's about
9662to slice my johnson!
9663
96642109
966501:20:23,767 --> 01:20:24,832
9666This is not happening.
9667
96682110
966901:20:24,834 --> 01:20:27,172
9670♪ I got it right now,
9671but I don't feel it ♪
9672
96732111
967401:20:29,173 --> 01:20:30,508
9675(WHIMPERING)
9676
96772112
967801:20:31,909 --> 01:20:35,043
9679(♪ MUSIC ♪)
9680
96812113
968201:20:35,045 --> 01:20:36,313
9683(THORNY YELLING)
9684
96852114
968601:20:38,581 --> 01:20:40,681
9687That was a hell
9688of a thing to do.
9689
96902115
969101:20:40,683 --> 01:20:43,185
9692I guess my maternal
9693instinct is kicking in.
9694
96952116
969601:20:43,187 --> 01:20:46,055
9697♪ Go real fast,
9698I think you got it right now ♪
9699
97002117
970101:20:46,057 --> 01:20:47,588
9702- (BULLETS FIRING)
9703- La vache.
9704
97052118
970601:20:47,590 --> 01:20:48,757
9707What?
9708
97092119
971001:20:48,759 --> 01:20:49,793
9711Shoot the cow.
9712
97132120
971401:20:50,727 --> 01:20:51,728
9715Ah!
9716
97172121
971801:20:52,762 --> 01:20:58,402
9719(♪ MUSIC ♪)
9720
97212122
972201:20:59,468 --> 01:21:01,605
9723Damn it! I'm out of bullets!
9724
97252123
972601:21:02,072 --> 01:21:03,338
9727I got one more!
9728
97292124
973001:21:03,340 --> 01:21:04,542
9731Make it count!
9732
97332125
973401:21:11,915 --> 01:21:13,250
9735Oh!
9736
97372126
973801:21:13,651 --> 01:21:14,652
9739Ow.
9740
97412127
974201:21:15,819 --> 01:21:17,351
9743(WHIMPERING)
9744
97452128
974601:21:17,353 --> 01:21:19,454
9747- (GRUNTING)
9748- (CHEERING)
9749
97502129
975101:21:19,456 --> 01:21:20,889
9752Gotta love that 48th bullet.
9753
97542130
975501:21:20,891 --> 01:21:22,791
9756(SPEAKS FRENCH)
9757Drop it! Drop your weapon!
9758
97592131
976001:21:22,793 --> 01:21:25,226
9761ARCHAMBAULT: Come on,
9762get up from the dirt.
9763
97642132
976501:21:25,228 --> 01:21:27,695
9766(SCREAMING)
9767I'm about to get neutered!
9768
97692133
977001:21:27,697 --> 01:21:28,796
9771Hang on!
9772
97732134
977401:21:28,798 --> 01:21:30,532
9775Get this outta here!
9776
97772135
977801:21:30,534 --> 01:21:32,704
9779(WHIMPERING)
9780Get me off this!
9781
97822136
978301:21:34,271 --> 01:21:35,604
9784I don't think so.
9785
97862137
978701:21:35,606 --> 01:21:40,009
9788Okay. Now you've lit the fuse
9789of the Halifax Explosion.
9790
97912138
979201:21:40,011 --> 01:21:42,176
9793Yeah. In my day...
9794
97952139
979601:21:42,178 --> 01:21:43,778
9797when your big boy teeth
9798came in,
9799
98002140
980101:21:43,780 --> 01:21:46,148
9802your hockey coach
9803would pull them out...
9804
98052141
980601:21:46,150 --> 01:21:47,416
9807so you wouldn't
9808miss a shift.
9809
98102142
981101:21:47,418 --> 01:21:49,484
9812Yeah? In my country,
9813
98142143
981501:21:49,486 --> 01:21:51,586
9816we let the Tooth Fairy
9817deal with that shit.
9818
98192144
982001:21:51,588 --> 01:21:54,088
9821You would know all about
9822fairies, wouldn't you?
9823
98242145
982501:21:54,090 --> 01:21:55,290
9826Okay. Let's do this,
9827moosefucker.
9828
98292146
983001:21:55,292 --> 01:21:56,425
9831Yeah, you want to do it?
9832
98332147
983401:21:56,427 --> 01:21:57,792
9835- You wanna go?
9836- Yeah. Let's go.
9837
98382148
983901:21:57,794 --> 01:22:00,662
9840- Yeah. You wanna go? You wanna go?
9841- Yeah. I wanna go.
9842
98432149
984401:22:00,664 --> 01:22:03,431
9845(GRUNTS) Ooh, clip-on.
9846Little tacky, eh?
9847
98482150
984901:22:03,433 --> 01:22:05,503
9850(BOTH GRUNTING)
9851
98522151
985301:22:18,081 --> 01:22:19,314
9854Yeah!
9855
98562152
985701:22:19,316 --> 01:22:20,849
9858That's one former
9859hockey player
9860
98612153
986201:22:20,851 --> 01:22:22,050
9863who can shut the puck up!
9864
98652154
986601:22:22,052 --> 01:22:23,118
9867Right, guys?
9868
98692155
987001:22:23,120 --> 01:22:24,485
9871(RABBIT WHIMPERING)
9872
98732156
987401:22:24,487 --> 01:22:26,557
9875Shit, that was a good line.
9876
98772157
987801:22:27,590 --> 01:22:29,591
9879- (RABBIT SCREAMING)
9880- (BULLETS RICOCHETING)
9881
98822158
988301:22:29,593 --> 01:22:31,393
9884O'HAGAN: Come on, damn it!
9885
98862159
988701:22:31,395 --> 01:22:32,797
9888Oh, my God!
9889
98902160
989101:22:34,464 --> 01:22:36,131
9892(PANICKED SHOUTING)
9893
98942161
989501:22:36,133 --> 01:22:38,065
9896(ALL YELLING)
9897
98982162
989901:22:38,067 --> 01:22:39,736
9900(RABBIT SCREAMING)
9901
99022163
990301:22:42,472 --> 01:22:44,542
9904(ALL EXCLAIMING AND CHEERING)
9905
99062164
990701:22:46,110 --> 01:22:47,708
9908MAC: That's great!
9909That's great!
9910
99112165
991201:22:47,710 --> 01:22:49,778
9913(IN CANADIAN ACCENT) What the
9914hell is wrong with you guys?
9915
99162166
991701:22:49,780 --> 01:22:51,947
9918It's like none of you Yanks
9919ever operated
9920
99212167
992201:22:51,949 --> 01:22:54,550
9923an industrial grade
9924rotary timber saw, eh?
9925
99262168
992701:22:54,552 --> 01:22:56,217
9928Hey! What about your accent?
9929
99302169
993101:22:56,219 --> 01:23:01,021
9932Andrea Spooner,
9933Ontario Provincial Police.
9934
99352170
993601:23:01,023 --> 01:23:02,658
9937- What?
9938- Shut up!
9939
99402171
994101:23:02,660 --> 01:23:03,661
9942What?
9943
99442172
994501:23:05,495 --> 01:23:07,061
9946- (RABBIT SCREAMING)
9947- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
9948
99492173
995001:23:07,063 --> 01:23:09,499
9951(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
9952
99532174
995401:23:13,736 --> 01:23:16,470
9955GENEVIEVE: Why is the Vermont
9956Highway Patrol even here?
9957
99582175
995901:23:16,472 --> 01:23:18,974
9960I've been undercover
9961three years.
9962
99632176
996401:23:18,976 --> 01:23:20,074
9965Part of a task force...
9966
99672177
996801:23:20,076 --> 01:23:21,443
9969with the
9970Organized Crime Unit
9971
99722178
997301:23:21,445 --> 01:23:23,345
9974of the Ontario
9975Provincial Police.
9976
99772179
997801:23:23,347 --> 01:23:24,779
9979She's down with OPP.
9980
99812180
998201:23:24,781 --> 01:23:28,750
9983You assholes just blew
9984three years of work for me.
9985
99862181
998701:23:28,752 --> 01:23:30,452
9988I was this close
9989to getting their supplier.
9990
99912182
999201:23:30,454 --> 01:23:31,787
9993Now I'll never get them.
9994
99952183
999601:23:31,789 --> 01:23:34,189
9997Well, I'm happy to offer you
9998full cooperation of our...
9999
100002184
1000101:23:34,191 --> 01:23:35,593
10002Shut the fuck up!
10003
100042185
1000501:23:36,660 --> 01:23:38,226
10006Hm.
10007
100082186
1000901:23:38,228 --> 01:23:39,627
10010- Wow.
10011- Wow.
10012
100132187
1001401:23:39,629 --> 01:23:41,663
10015GUY: Hey, guys,
10016do me a solid, eh?
10017
100182188
1001901:23:41,665 --> 01:23:42,864
10020When you're sweeping up
10021back there,
10022
100232189
1002401:23:42,866 --> 01:23:44,265
10025keep an eye out
10026for my falsies.
10027
100282190
1002901:23:44,267 --> 01:23:46,234
10030Nah. You're not
10031going to need teeth
10032
100332191
1003401:23:46,236 --> 01:23:47,402
10035where you're going, eh.
10036
100372192
1003801:23:47,404 --> 01:23:49,203
10039You were our hero, Guy.
10040
100412193
1004201:23:49,205 --> 01:23:50,939
10043An hockey player
10044who owned a whorehouse.
10045
100462194
1004701:23:50,941 --> 01:23:52,573
10048Yeah, and to think
10049you spent 11 years
10050
100512195
1005201:23:52,575 --> 01:23:53,908
10053in the Canadian system.
10054
100552196
1005601:23:53,910 --> 01:23:56,510
10057Newsy Lalonde would be rolling
10058in his grave right now.
10059
100602197
1006101:23:56,512 --> 01:23:59,180
10062You would have fit
10063in good in Calgary, eh.
10064
100652198
1006601:23:59,182 --> 01:24:00,881
10067Talk about a bunch of goon.
10068
100692199
1007001:24:00,883 --> 01:24:02,585
10071PODEIN: Especially
10072that defenseman Bonchance.
10073
100742200
1007501:24:02,587 --> 01:24:03,952
10076That guy is the worst.
10077
100782201
1007901:24:03,954 --> 01:24:05,119
10080What a mucker, that guy, eh?
10081
100822202
1008301:24:05,121 --> 01:24:08,390
10084No, he end up in the QSPHL
10085by the time he's 38.
10086
100872203
1008801:24:08,392 --> 01:24:09,994
10089Boring!
10090
100912204
1009201:24:10,628 --> 01:24:13,464
10093(GROANING)
10094Easy! Easy!
10095
100962205
1009701:24:13,797 --> 01:24:15,064
10098Ah! Oh!
10099
101002206
1010101:24:15,066 --> 01:24:16,631
10102There he is!
10103
101042207
1010501:24:16,633 --> 01:24:18,466
10106They wrapped you
10107in the Japanese flag.
10108
101092208
1011001:24:18,468 --> 01:24:20,467
10111(CONTINUES GROANING)
10112
101132209
1011401:24:20,469 --> 01:24:22,537
10115Hey, man,
10116thanks for saving my life.
10117
101182210
1011901:24:22,539 --> 01:24:24,805
10120I don't know what I would
10121have done without you.
10122
101232211
1012401:24:24,807 --> 01:24:27,074
10125Oh, that's okay,
10126I don't need a hug. (GROANS)
10127
101282212
1012901:24:27,076 --> 01:24:28,512
10130It's not for you.
10131
101322213
1013301:24:31,214 --> 01:24:32,417
10134Okay.
10135
101362214
1013701:24:33,616 --> 01:24:36,454
10138RABBIT: (GROANING)
10139Careful, careful, careful!
10140
101412215
1014201:24:41,157 --> 01:24:43,024
10143Dude, are you lactating?
10144
101452216
1014601:24:43,026 --> 01:24:46,894
10147I'm just doing what my body
10148tells me to do, okay?
10149
101502217
1015101:24:46,896 --> 01:24:49,331
10152(CHUCKLES) Okay, Thorn.
10153You're the tits!
10154
101552218
1015601:24:49,333 --> 01:24:50,899
10157Good luck with
10158the wet T-shirt contest.
10159
101602219
1016101:24:50,901 --> 01:24:52,637
10162(BOTH LAUGHING)
10163
101642220
1016501:25:06,917 --> 01:25:08,052
10166Men.
10167
101682221
1016901:25:10,521 --> 01:25:11,854
10170How are ya feelin'?
10171
101722222
1017301:25:11,856 --> 01:25:13,521
10174Oh, it's okay.
10175
101762223
1017701:25:13,523 --> 01:25:15,991
10178I'm so sorry about saying
10179"I hate you" back there.
10180
101812224
1018201:25:15,993 --> 01:25:18,359
10183Yeah. I know.
10184I'm sorry I lied.
10185
101862225
1018701:25:18,361 --> 01:25:19,760
10188I just can't believe
10189I didn't know.
10190
101912226
1019201:25:19,762 --> 01:25:22,667
10193Well, you were very sweet,
10194but also very gullible.
10195
101962227
1019701:25:28,539 --> 01:25:30,405
10198Maybe you and I
10199could get together
10200
102012228
1020201:25:30,407 --> 01:25:33,242
10203and listen to some
10204old-timey French music...
10205
102062229
1020701:25:33,244 --> 01:25:35,310
10208when that gets
10209all healed up.
10210
102112230
1021201:25:35,312 --> 01:25:36,547
10213Yeah, sure.
10214
102152231
1021601:25:40,249 --> 01:25:41,886
10217Fuckin' Canadian.
10218
102192232
1022001:25:43,053 --> 01:25:44,618
10221(CHUCKLES)
10222
102232233
1022401:25:44,620 --> 01:25:48,422
10225- Give me 50 cc's of morphine, shaving cream and a razor.
10226- A razor for what?
10227
102282234
1022901:25:48,424 --> 01:25:49,992
10230To remove the hair
10231from your testicles.
10232
102332235
1023401:25:49,994 --> 01:25:51,059
10235I have to stitch you up.
10236
102372236
1023801:25:51,061 --> 01:25:52,726
10239RABBIT: (STAMMERS) Why would
10240you need to stitch me up?
10241
102422237
1024301:25:52,728 --> 01:25:53,996
10244It's like a paper cut.
10245
102462238
1024701:25:53,998 --> 01:25:55,997
10248All we need to do is get
10249a little Band-Aid. Hey, guys!
10250
102512239
1025201:25:55,999 --> 01:25:57,131
10253Happy trails!
10254
102552240
1025601:25:57,133 --> 01:26:00,101
10257Looks like the rook's getting
10258his nuts shaved after all.
10259
102602241
1026101:26:00,103 --> 01:26:01,972
10262(ALL LAUGHING)
10263
102642242
1026501:26:02,638 --> 01:26:04,708
10266(RABBIT SCREAMING)
10267
102682243
1026901:26:06,310 --> 01:26:08,443
10270- Who wants coffee?
10271- Sounds good.
10272
102732244
1027401:26:08,445 --> 01:26:09,813
10275(HORN HONKS)
10276
102772245
1027801:26:15,185 --> 01:26:16,620
10279Captain O'Hagan!
10280
102812246
1028201:26:17,922 --> 01:26:20,922
10283I hear you and your men
10284did some good work.
10285
102862247
1028701:26:20,924 --> 01:26:23,759
10288We did.
10289We caught the smugglers.
10290
102912248
1029201:26:23,761 --> 01:26:24,826
10293Again.
10294
102952249
1029601:26:24,828 --> 01:26:26,260
10297(YELLS)
10298
102992250
1030001:26:26,262 --> 01:26:27,828
10301- (SCREAMING)
10302- (SQUELCHING)
10303
103042251
1030501:26:27,830 --> 01:26:29,331
10306What the hell was that?
10307
103082252
1030901:26:29,333 --> 01:26:31,466
10310FARVA:
10311Oh, shit.
10312
103132253
1031401:26:31,468 --> 01:26:32,970
10315(LAUGHING)
10316
103172254
1031801:26:34,404 --> 01:26:37,738
10319Done and done.
10320(GROANING)
10321
103222255
1032301:26:37,740 --> 01:26:40,908
10324This little piggy cried,
10325"God damn! That hurt!"
10326
103272256
1032801:26:40,910 --> 01:26:41,775
10329(LAUGHS)
10330
103312257
1033201:26:41,777 --> 01:26:43,479
10333What the hell happened to you?
10334
103352258
1033601:26:43,481 --> 01:26:45,447
10337Ah. I just lost a pussy bet.
10338
103392259
1034001:26:45,449 --> 01:26:47,114
10341If I "toed" ya,
10342I'd have to kill ya.
10343
103442260
1034501:26:47,116 --> 01:26:48,350
10346(LAUGHS) Oh!
10347
103482261
1034901:26:48,352 --> 01:26:50,018
10350Watch the hoof! Ow!
10351Watch the hoof!
10352
103532262
1035401:26:50,020 --> 01:26:51,353
10355- (STUN GUN CRACKLING)
10356- (FARVA SCREAMING)
10357
103582263
1035901:26:51,355 --> 01:26:54,622
10360Officers! Cassandra Anne
10361Gacek, Action Five News.
10362
103632264
1036401:26:54,624 --> 01:26:56,524
10365Given your involvement
10366with this bust
10367
103682265
1036901:26:56,526 --> 01:26:57,792
10370how does it feel to know
10371
103722266
1037301:26:57,794 --> 01:26:59,563
10374that you are still
10375being replaced?
10376
103772267
1037801:27:00,896 --> 01:27:05,734
10379Uh, you know, when they first
10380arrive I am wondering:
10381
103822268
1038301:27:05,736 --> 01:27:07,268
10384"Who are these people
10385
103862269
1038701:27:07,270 --> 01:27:09,470
10388they come here
10389taked our land?"
10390
103912270
1039201:27:09,472 --> 01:27:12,176
10393But then I have it,
10394my answer, huh.
10395
103962271
1039701:27:14,945 --> 01:27:17,412
10398They are heroes.
10399
104002272
1040101:27:17,414 --> 01:27:18,813
10402CROWD: Aw!
10403
104042273
1040501:27:18,815 --> 01:27:23,118
10406These men... they putted their
10407life on the line for us.
10408
104092274
1041001:27:23,120 --> 01:27:26,689
10411One of them,
10412he even saved my life.
10413
104142275
1041501:27:26,691 --> 01:27:30,192
10416This tan guy here
10417with the wet tits.
10418
104192276
1042001:27:30,194 --> 01:27:31,158
10421(CROWD LAUGHS)
10422
104232277
1042401:27:31,160 --> 01:27:34,128
10425- But we hate Americans!
10426- I hear you. I hear you.
10427
104282278
1042901:27:34,130 --> 01:27:35,497
10430But I have to tell you...
10431
104322279
1043301:27:35,499 --> 01:27:37,466
10434if these gentlemen
10435are an example
10436
104372280
1043801:27:37,468 --> 01:27:39,967
10439of what it means
10440to be American...
10441
104422281
1044301:27:39,969 --> 01:27:40,902
10444I'm okay.
10445
104462282
1044701:27:40,904 --> 01:27:43,137
10448Then I am proud to be
10449an American too.
10450
104512283
1045201:27:43,139 --> 01:27:46,207
10453- All right.
10454- I am. I'm proud to be American.
10455
104562284
1045701:27:46,209 --> 01:27:48,577
10458So, we're leaving
10459to start our station up north.
10460
104612285
1046201:27:48,579 --> 01:27:49,810
10463But I say
10464with great confidence
10465
104662286
1046701:27:49,812 --> 01:27:51,046
10468that we couldn't leave you
10469in better hands
10470
104712287
1047201:27:51,048 --> 01:27:54,616
10473than in those
10474of the Vermont Highway Patrol.
10475
104762288
1047701:27:54,618 --> 01:27:56,920
10478(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
10479
104802289
1048101:27:59,356 --> 01:28:02,358
10482How does it feel to be the coolest
10483motherfucker on this planet?
10484
104852290
1048601:28:02,360 --> 01:28:05,260
10487You tell me, buddy.
10488You tell me.
10489
104902291
1049101:28:05,262 --> 01:28:08,596
10492- (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
10493- CROWD: Aw.
10494
104952292
1049601:28:08,598 --> 01:28:10,900
10497JESSMAN:
10498Uh, yeah. Excuse me.
10499
105002293
1050101:28:11,235 --> 01:28:12,268
10502Hold on.
10503
105042294
1050501:28:13,570 --> 01:28:15,737
10506Actually,
10507I'm here to tell you
10508
105092295
1051001:28:15,739 --> 01:28:17,840
10511that the U.S.
10512and Canadian governments
10513
105142296
1051501:28:17,842 --> 01:28:20,074
10516have decided to postpone
10517the turnover
10518
105192297
1052001:28:20,076 --> 01:28:23,110
10521until the rest of the
10522hidden contraband is found.
10523
105242298
1052501:28:23,112 --> 01:28:25,546
10526- (CROWD GASPS)
10527- CASSANDRA: So, wait.
10528
105292299
1053001:28:25,548 --> 01:28:28,082
10531Are we Canadians
10532or are we Americans?
10533
105342300
1053501:28:28,084 --> 01:28:30,717
10536You're still Canadians
10537for now.
10538
105392301
1054001:28:30,719 --> 01:28:33,988
10541And that's going
10542to continue indefinitely.
10543
105442302
1054501:28:33,990 --> 01:28:35,192
10546(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)
10547Sorry.
10548
105492303
1055001:28:36,093 --> 01:28:37,962
10551(ALL CLAMORING)
10552
105532304
1055401:28:39,262 --> 01:28:42,898
10555Okay, so we are now in control
10556of this area again, eh?
10557
105582305
1055901:28:42,900 --> 01:28:45,067
10560No, no.
10561We both have authority.
10562
105632306
1056401:28:45,069 --> 01:28:46,635
10565You got the authority
10566to go take
10567
105682307
1056901:28:46,637 --> 01:28:48,069
10570a flying fuck
10571at a rolling doughnut.
10572
105732308
1057401:28:48,071 --> 01:28:50,104
10575Hey, we just saved your lives,
10576you remember that?
10577
105782309
1057901:28:50,106 --> 01:28:51,738
10580BELLEFUILLE:
10581We have an expression here.
10582
105832310
1058401:28:51,740 --> 01:28:53,908
10585It go, "What have you done
10586for me lately?"
10587
105882311
1058901:28:53,910 --> 01:28:55,344
10590Yeah, maybe
10591we'll haul your ass
10592
105932312
1059401:28:55,346 --> 01:28:56,510
10595back out to the woods naked.
10596
105972313
1059801:28:56,512 --> 01:28:59,546
10599Or maybe we could burn down
10600your White House again! Eh?
10601
106022314
1060301:28:59,548 --> 01:29:00,881
10604What the hell does that mean?
10605
106062315
1060701:29:00,883 --> 01:29:03,652
10608The War of 1812, eh.
10609Learn your history.
10610
106112316
1061201:29:03,654 --> 01:29:05,356
10613- (GRUNTS)
10614- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
10615
106162317
1061701:29:07,124 --> 01:29:09,957
10618Oh! You punched the mustache
10619right off his face!
10620
106212318
1062201:29:09,959 --> 01:29:12,661
10623No, no, no! Look,
10624he's wearing a postiche, eh!
10625
106262319
1062701:29:12,663 --> 01:29:14,796
10628(ALL LAUGHING)
10629
106302320
1063101:29:14,798 --> 01:29:16,631
10632You shut up about his
10633postiche, come on!
10634
106352321
1063601:29:16,633 --> 01:29:17,935
10637(ALL GRUNTING)
10638
106392322
1064001:29:19,703 --> 01:29:23,136
10641♪ Well, she was,
10642she was, she was ♪
10643
106442323
1064501:29:23,138 --> 01:29:26,774
10646♪ She was blinded
10647by the light ♪
10648
106492324
1065001:29:26,776 --> 01:29:28,376
10651♪ Revved up like a deuce ♪
10652
106532325
1065401:29:28,378 --> 01:29:30,679
10655♪ Another runner
10656in the night ♪
10657
106582326
1065901:29:30,681 --> 01:29:33,881
10660♪ Blinded by the light ♪
10661
106622327
1066301:29:33,883 --> 01:29:35,716
10664♪ Revved up like a deuce ♪
10665
106662328
1066701:29:35,718 --> 01:29:37,786
10668♪ Another runner
10669in the night ♪
10670
106712329
1067201:29:37,788 --> 01:29:41,021
10673♪ Blinded by the light ♪
10674
106752330
1067601:29:41,023 --> 01:29:42,524
10677♪ Revved up like a... ♪
10678
106792331
1068001:29:42,526 --> 01:29:43,728
10681(MUSIC STOPS)
10682
106832332
1068401:29:46,864 --> 01:29:48,065
10685- (CAT MEOWS)
10686- What do you got?
10687
106882333
1068901:29:48,731 --> 01:29:49,764
10690Cat in a tree.
10691
106922334
1069301:29:49,766 --> 01:29:52,268
10694- (CAT MEOWS)
10695- THORNY: Ah, yeah.
10696
106972335
1069801:29:52,902 --> 01:29:54,002
10699Hey, Fred Savage.
10700
107012336
1070201:29:54,004 --> 01:29:55,737
10703- How's it going?
10704- Macintyre Womack.
10705
107062337
1070701:29:55,739 --> 01:29:57,139
10708Oh, pleasure to meet you,
10709Officer.
10710
107112338
1071201:29:57,141 --> 01:29:57,904
10713Carl Foster.
10714
107152339
1071601:29:57,906 --> 01:29:59,407
10717Nice to meet you. Fred.
10718
107192340
1072001:29:59,409 --> 01:30:01,076
10721So, what's with the ride-along?
10722You got a cop movie coming out?
10723
107242341
1072501:30:01,078 --> 01:30:03,243
10726Uh, no, it's actually a new
10727show for the Syfy Channel.
10728
107292342
1073001:30:03,245 --> 01:30:06,782
10731Kind of a small-town alien
10732invasion show called Vermonsters.
10733
107342343
1073501:30:06,784 --> 01:30:08,315
10736- ALL: Oh!
10737- I'd see that.
10738
107392344
1074001:30:08,317 --> 01:30:09,751
10741So, do you guys spend
10742a lot of time
10743
107442345
1074501:30:09,753 --> 01:30:11,385
10746getting, um,
10747cats out of trees?
10748
107492346
1075001:30:11,387 --> 01:30:13,253
10751Is that kinda the job?
10752
107532347
1075401:30:13,255 --> 01:30:15,155
10755No, we get the call and then
10756we call the Fire Department.
10757
107582348
1075901:30:15,157 --> 01:30:16,859
10760- They get the damn thing out.
10761- Oh.
10762
107632349
1076401:30:16,861 --> 01:30:19,493
10765Could I actually trouble you
10766for a quick selfie?
10767
107682350
1076901:30:19,495 --> 01:30:21,895
10770- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
10771- I'm a big Princess Bride fan.
10772
107732351
1077401:30:21,897 --> 01:30:23,030
10775SAVAGE:
10776Yes. My pleasure.
10777
107782352
1077901:30:23,032 --> 01:30:24,599
10780That was my "get laid movie"
10781in high school.
10782
107832353
1078401:30:24,601 --> 01:30:26,134
10785Oh! You're welcome.
10786
107872354
1078801:30:26,136 --> 01:30:27,668
10789- MAC AND SAVAGE: Buttercup!
10790- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
10791
107922355
1079301:30:27,670 --> 01:30:28,737
10794Holy shit!
10795
107962356
1079701:30:28,739 --> 01:30:29,636
10798- Did you get it?
10799- MAC: Nailed it.
10800
108012357
1080201:30:29,638 --> 01:30:31,206
10803Fred fuckin' Savage, huh?
10804
108052358
1080601:30:31,208 --> 01:30:33,073
10807- Uh, yes. That's me.
10808- He's right here! Look at him!
10809
108102359
1081101:30:33,075 --> 01:30:34,576
10812- Yeah, we know.
10813- SAVAGE: How are ya?
10814
108152360
1081601:30:34,578 --> 01:30:35,877
10817You still with Winnie?
10818
108192361
1082001:30:35,879 --> 01:30:37,979
10821Uh, no, no. Just a...
10822just a show, man.
10823
108242362
1082501:30:37,981 --> 01:30:40,114
10826- I call sloppy seconds!
10827- Okay, great.
10828
108292363
1083001:30:40,116 --> 01:30:41,983
10831I think I'm gonna get the cat.
10832I'm gonna get the cat.
10833
108342364
1083501:30:41,985 --> 01:30:43,350
10836Mr. Savage,
10837we can't let you do that,
10838
108392365
1084001:30:43,352 --> 01:30:44,252
10841because, you know, well,
10842
108432366
1084401:30:44,254 --> 01:30:45,487
10845we're responsible
10846for your safety.
10847
108482367
1084901:30:45,489 --> 01:30:47,055
10850Don't worry about it.
10851I'm an expert climber.
10852
108532368
1085401:30:47,057 --> 01:30:48,823
10855Remember the movie
10856Super Monkey?
10857
108582369
1085901:30:48,825 --> 01:30:50,192
10860ALL: Yeah.
10861
108622370
1086301:30:50,194 --> 01:30:51,492
10864I did all my own stunts
10865in that movie.
10866
108672371
1086801:30:51,494 --> 01:30:52,592
10869I'm good with the trees.
10870
108712372
1087201:30:52,594 --> 01:30:53,694
10873- Okay.
10874- (CAT MEOWS)
10875
108762373
1087701:30:53,696 --> 01:30:54,796
10878(GRUNTS)
10879
108802374
1088101:30:54,798 --> 01:30:57,364
10882Look at him go. Wow.
10883
108842375
1088501:30:57,366 --> 01:30:59,934
10886SAVAGE: I can see it!
10887I got the cat.
10888
108892376
1089001:30:59,936 --> 01:31:01,536
10891Take it easy, Mr. Savage.
10892
108932377
1089401:31:01,538 --> 01:31:03,238
10895I thought Super Monkey sucked.
10896
108972378
1089801:31:03,240 --> 01:31:05,105
10899Yeah. And the monkeys
10900were so fuckin' fake.
10901
109022379
1090301:31:05,107 --> 01:31:07,274
10904- A.O. Scott said the plot was bananas.
10905- SAVAGE: Hey, buddy.
10906
109072380
1090801:31:07,276 --> 01:31:08,976
10909Hey, you know,
10910I can hear you guys.
10911
109122381
1091301:31:08,978 --> 01:31:10,411
10914Alright, you should try
10915acting in a movie
10916
109172382
1091801:31:10,413 --> 01:31:12,412
10919and doing your own stunts.
10920It's really hard!
10921
109222383
1092301:31:12,414 --> 01:31:14,649
10924- (LAUGHS) Sure.
10925- All right, don't be dicks.
10926
109272384
1092801:31:14,651 --> 01:31:16,216
10929- (BRANCHES SNAP)
10930- (YELPS)
10931
109322385
1093301:31:16,218 --> 01:31:18,153
10934- (SAVAGE GROANING)
10935- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
10936
109372386
1093801:31:18,155 --> 01:31:20,221
10939(THUDDING)
10940
109412387
1094201:31:20,223 --> 01:31:21,657
10943(YELLS, GRUNTS)
10944
109452388
1094601:31:21,659 --> 01:31:22,890
10947(EXHALES) Woo!
10948
109492389
1095001:31:22,892 --> 01:31:24,492
10951(ALL CHEERING)
10952
109532390
1095401:31:24,494 --> 01:31:25,693
10955Did you see that shit?!
10956
109572391
1095801:31:25,695 --> 01:31:26,760
10959(ALL LAUGHS)
10960
109612392
1096201:31:26,762 --> 01:31:28,729
10963Any of you motherfuckers
10964want some pussy?
10965
109662393
1096701:31:28,731 --> 01:31:30,498
10968- What's up?!
10969- (ALL CHEERS)
10970
109712394
1097201:31:30,500 --> 01:31:31,632
10973(HORN BLARES)
10974
109752395
1097601:31:31,634 --> 01:31:32,900
10977(ALL GASPS)
10978
109792396
1098001:31:32,902 --> 01:31:35,105
10981(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
10982
109832397
1098401:31:53,723 --> 01:31:56,024
10985♪ Madman drummers bummers ♪
10986
109872398
1098801:31:56,026 --> 01:31:57,259
10989♪ Indians in the summer ♪
10990
109912399
1099201:31:57,261 --> 01:32:00,761
10993♪ With a teenage diplomat ♪
10994
109952400
1099601:32:00,763 --> 01:32:02,698
10997♪ In the dumps
10998with the mumps ♪
10999
110002401
1100101:32:02,700 --> 01:32:04,299
11002♪ As the adolescent pumps ♪
11003
110042402
1100501:32:04,301 --> 01:32:07,536
11006♪ His way into his hat ♪
11007
110082403
1100901:32:07,538 --> 01:32:09,703
11010♪ With a boulder
11011on my shoulder ♪
11012
110132404
1101401:32:09,705 --> 01:32:11,271
11015♪ Feelin' kinda older ♪
11016
110172405
1101801:32:11,273 --> 01:32:14,542
11019♪ I tripped the
11020merry-go-round ♪
11021
110222406
1102301:32:14,544 --> 01:32:16,810
11024♪ With this
11025very unpleasin' ♪
11026
110272407
1102801:32:16,812 --> 01:32:18,479
11029♪ Sneezin' and wheezin' ♪
11030
110312408
1103201:32:18,481 --> 01:32:22,151
11033♪ The calliope
11034crashed to the ground ♪
11035
110362409
1103701:32:31,896 --> 01:32:35,130
11038♪ The calliope
11039crashed to the ground ♪
11040
110412410
1104201:32:35,132 --> 01:32:39,600
11043♪ Yeah, she was
11044blinded by the light ♪
11045
110462411
1104701:32:39,602 --> 01:32:41,301
11048♪ Revved up like a deuce ♪
11049
110502412
1105101:32:41,303 --> 01:32:43,305
11052♪ Another runner
11053in the night ♪
11054
110552413
1105601:32:43,307 --> 01:32:46,707
11057♪ Blinded by the light ♪
11058
110592414
1106001:32:46,709 --> 01:32:48,341
11061♪ Revved up like a deuce ♪
11062
110632415
1106401:32:48,343 --> 01:32:50,644
11065♪ Another runner
11066in the night ♪
11067
110682416
1106901:32:50,646 --> 01:32:53,780
11070♪ Blinded by the light ♪
11071
110722417
1107301:32:53,782 --> 01:32:55,515
11074♪ Revved up like a deuce ♪
11075
110762418
1107701:32:55,517 --> 01:32:57,719
11078♪ Another runner
11079in the night ♪
11080
110812419
1108201:32:57,721 --> 01:33:01,058
11083♪ Blinded by the light ♪
11084
110852420
1108601:33:03,927 --> 01:33:06,360
11087♪ Some silicone sister ♪
11088
110892421
1109001:33:06,362 --> 01:33:08,328
11091♪ With a manager mister ♪
11092
110932422
1109401:33:08,330 --> 01:33:11,233
11095♪ Told me
11096I got what it takes ♪
11097
110982423
1109901:33:11,235 --> 01:33:15,002
11100♪ She said "I'll turn you on
11101sonny to something strong ♪
11102
111032424
1110401:33:15,004 --> 01:33:18,171
11105♪ Play the song
11106with the funky breaks" ♪
11107
111082425
1110901:33:18,173 --> 01:33:20,274
11110♪ And go-cart Mozart ♪
11111
111122426
1111301:33:20,276 --> 01:33:22,409
11114♪ Was checkin' out
11115the weather chart ♪
11116
111172427
1111801:33:22,411 --> 01:33:25,313
11119♪ See if it was
11120safe outside ♪
11121
111222428
1112301:33:25,315 --> 01:33:29,250
11124♪ And little early-pearly
11125came by in his curly-wurly ♪
11126
111272429
1112801:33:29,252 --> 01:33:33,156
11129♪ And asked me
11130if I needed a ride ♪
11131
111322430
1113301:33:42,665 --> 01:33:45,567
11134♪ The calliope
11135crashed to the ground ♪
11136
111372431
1113801:33:45,569 --> 01:33:50,137
11139♪ Yeah, she was
11140blinded by the light ♪
11141
111422432
1114301:33:50,139 --> 01:33:51,905
11144♪ Revved up like a deuce ♪
11145
111462433
1114701:33:51,907 --> 01:33:54,109
11148♪ Another runner
11149in the night ♪
11150
111512434
1115201:33:54,111 --> 01:33:57,314
11153♪ Blinded by the light ♪
11154
111552435
1115601:34:03,120 --> 01:34:05,354
11157JAY: (ON RADIO) You reach
11158for your ticket book.
11159
111602436
1116101:34:05,356 --> 01:34:06,287
11162I got ya. Okay.
11163
111642437
1116501:34:06,289 --> 01:34:08,758
11166'Scuse me. Sorry.
11167(CHUCKLES) Sorry.
11168
111692438
1117001:34:09,659 --> 01:34:11,259
11171(SPITS)
11172
111732439
1117401:34:11,261 --> 01:34:13,193
11175Don't worry about it.
11176Hold that for me.
11177
111782440
1117901:34:13,195 --> 01:34:14,561
11180- JAY: Here we go. Ready?
11181- Yeah.
11182
111832441
1118401:34:14,563 --> 01:34:16,965
11185(SPEAKING FRENCH)
11186
111872442
1118801:34:16,967 --> 01:34:18,502
11189(HORSE NEIGHS)
11190
111912443
1119201:34:19,803 --> 01:34:22,237
11193- (SPEAKING FRENCH)
11194- (HORSE WHINNIES)
11195
111962444
1119701:34:22,239 --> 01:34:25,439
11198- (SPEAKING FRENCH)
11199- (HORSE NICKERS)
11200
112012445
1120201:34:25,441 --> 01:34:28,176
11203- (SPEAKING FRENCH) Ooh!
11204- (HORSE WHINNIES)
11205
112062446
1120701:34:28,178 --> 01:34:30,144
11208I can't believe it's a crime
11209down in the U.S.
11210
112112447
1121201:34:30,146 --> 01:34:32,313
11213to drink beer
11214and enjoy tits and dick.
11215
112162448
1121701:34:32,315 --> 01:34:35,483
11218I mean, beep beep!
11219There's no harm there.
11220
112212449
1122201:34:35,485 --> 01:34:37,752
11223I mean... (IMITATES BUZZER)
11224There's no harm there.
11225
112262450
1122701:34:37,754 --> 01:34:40,391
11228(IMITATING PUNCHING BAG)
11229It's a good workout, eh.
11230
112312451
1123201:34:42,258 --> 01:34:43,858
11233JAY: Cut. I could do that
11234all night.
11235
112362452
1123701:34:43,860 --> 01:34:45,827
11238- I know...
11239- (ALL LAUGHING)
11240
112412453
1124201:34:45,829 --> 01:34:47,894
11243JAY:
11244And action!
11245
112462454
1124701:34:47,896 --> 01:34:49,663
11248- Oh!
11249- (ALL LAUGHING)
11250
112512455
1125201:34:49,665 --> 01:34:52,000
11253That's how easy it is.
11254
112552456
1125601:34:52,002 --> 01:34:53,667
11257Oh! Jesus Christ.
11258Motherfucker.
11259
112602457
1126101:34:53,669 --> 01:34:56,738
11262What do we got, till lunch?
11263We got till lunch?
11264
112652458
1126601:34:56,740 --> 01:34:57,805
11267- JAY: Action.
11268- (BALLOON POPS)
11269
112702459
1127101:34:57,807 --> 01:34:59,041
11272- Oh!
11273- (ALL LAUGH)
11274
112752460
1127601:34:59,043 --> 01:35:02,443
11277Which one of you guys
11278has a, le, a le seniority?
11279
112802461
1128101:35:02,445 --> 01:35:04,511
11282(ALL LAUGHING)
11283
112842462
1128501:35:04,513 --> 01:35:06,417
11286(SPEAKING SPANISH)
11287
112882463
1128901:35:08,250 --> 01:35:10,385
11290JAY: You got to blow
11291those cheeks out.
11292
112932464
1129401:35:10,387 --> 01:35:11,452
11295Okay.
11296
112972465
1129801:35:11,454 --> 01:35:15,088
11299I think I have some of your
11300mustache in my mouth.
11301
113022466
1130301:35:15,090 --> 01:35:16,658
11304Where's your asshole?
11305
113062467
1130701:35:16,660 --> 01:35:19,327
11308STEVE LEMME: It's right about...
11309right there.
11310
113112468
1131201:35:19,329 --> 01:35:20,761
11313Just follow the heat.
11314
113152469
1131601:35:20,763 --> 01:35:23,998
11317First you steal our job
11318and now you sit here
11319
113202470
1132101:35:24,000 --> 01:35:25,733
11322getting a sensual massage
11323from a chair
11324
113252471
1132601:35:25,735 --> 01:35:29,569
11327in the center of the mall
11328with our women.
11329
113302472
1133101:35:29,571 --> 01:35:32,306
11332JAY: (LAUGHS)
11333Can you shorten that?
11334
113352473
1133601:35:32,308 --> 01:35:34,108
11337No, that's the only way
11338I can say it.
11339
113402474
1134101:35:34,110 --> 01:35:36,711
11342Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jeez Louise.
11343
113442475
1134501:35:36,713 --> 01:35:39,146
11346Now I know who gobbled up
11347all my Lava Scotia.
11348
113492476
1135001:35:39,148 --> 01:35:40,314
11351JAY:
11352Uh, Flova Scotia.
11353
113542477
1135501:35:40,316 --> 01:35:42,750
11356Now I know who gobbled up
11357all my Flava Scotia.
11358
113592478
1136001:35:42,752 --> 01:35:44,853
11361- JAY: Uh, Flo, uh, Flova.
11362- Flova. God damn it.
11363
113642479
1136501:35:44,855 --> 01:35:46,054
11366All my Flava Scotia.
11367
113682480
1136901:35:46,056 --> 01:35:48,223
11370- All my Flava Scotia.
11371- JAY: (LAUGHING) Flova.
11372
113732481
1137401:35:48,225 --> 01:35:50,091
11375I'm gonna get it. Nova. Flova.
11376
113772482
1137801:35:50,093 --> 01:35:53,060
11379Now I know who gobbled up
11380all my Flava Scotia.
11381
113822483
1138301:35:53,062 --> 01:35:55,029
11384- Close?
11385- JAY: No. Not really.
11386
113872484
1138801:35:55,031 --> 01:35:57,230
11389(SHOUTING IN FRENCH)
11390
113912485
1139201:35:57,232 --> 01:35:59,434
11393What about this?!
11394What about this, huh?!
11395
113962486
1139701:35:59,436 --> 01:36:01,034
11398Didn't we
11399do that to like
11400
114012487
1140201:36:01,036 --> 01:36:02,836
11403a skinny blond guy
11404with a big forehead?
11405
114062488
1140701:36:02,838 --> 01:36:03,938
11408Smelled like bacon?
11409
114102489
1141101:36:03,940 --> 01:36:05,573
11412Always yakking about
11413Hot Pockets?
11414
114152490
1141601:36:05,575 --> 01:36:06,774
11417That was me.
11418
114192491
1142001:36:06,776 --> 01:36:08,909
11421You asked if I saw you
11422
114232492
1142401:36:08,911 --> 01:36:11,311
11425jumping around
11426all mimbly bimbly...
11427
114282493
1142901:36:11,313 --> 01:36:12,913
11430You asked if I saw you
11431
114322494
1143301:36:12,915 --> 01:36:15,750
11434jumping around
11435all nimby, ni...
11436
114372495
1143801:36:15,752 --> 01:36:17,618
11439All nibbily-bimbly.
11440
114412496
1144201:36:17,620 --> 01:36:19,487
11443Sorry, what...
11444It's nimbly-bimbly.
11445
114462497
1144701:36:19,489 --> 01:36:21,456
11448- STEVE LEMME: Come on, Gaffigan!
11449- (ALL LAUGHING)
11450
114512498
1145201:36:21,458 --> 01:36:25,092
11453- (GRUNTS)
11454- Idiot. (GRUNTS)
11455
114562499
1145701:36:25,094 --> 01:36:30,265
11458Bon vivant bouillabaisse,
11459croissant, le chicken cordon bleu?
11460
114612500
1146201:36:30,267 --> 01:36:32,699
11463JAY:
11464Eh, that's a little much.
11465
114662501
1146701:36:32,701 --> 01:36:35,168
11468- This one says "Tiger Penis".
11469- FARVA: Suck it!
11470
114712502
1147201:36:35,170 --> 01:36:37,837
11473- Shut up, Farva.
11474- Sorry. It's just funny.
11475
114762503
1147701:36:37,839 --> 01:36:40,641
11478Eh... (STAMMERING)
11479
114802504
1148101:36:40,643 --> 01:36:42,310
11482(IN FRENCH ACCENT)
11483What the shit, Guy?
11484
114852505
1148601:36:42,312 --> 01:36:43,644
11487Why you tell us
11488they are the smuggler...
11489
114902506
1149101:36:43,646 --> 01:36:46,646
11492- Sorry, I'm sorry.
11493- (ALL LAUGHING)
11494
114952507
1149601:36:46,648 --> 01:36:48,852
11497(CONTINUING IN FRENCH ACCENT)
11498Uh... Eh...
11499
115002508
1150101:36:49,819 --> 01:36:52,118
11502All right. All right.
11503Here we go, here we go.
11504
115052509
1150601:36:52,120 --> 01:36:53,787
11507- Just gotta find it.
11508- Yeah, I got it.
11509
115102510
1151101:36:53,789 --> 01:36:55,525
11512Uh...
11513
115142511
1151501:36:56,526 --> 01:36:58,395
11516(ALL LAUGHING)
11517
115182512
1151901:36:59,027 --> 01:37:02,028
11520Uh... Eh...
11521
115222513
1152301:37:02,030 --> 01:37:04,698
11524Sorry. I'm totally...
11525Okay, okay.
11526
115272514
1152801:37:04,700 --> 01:37:05,800
11529Hey, cut it.
11530
115312515
1153201:37:05,802 --> 01:37:07,536
11533(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
11534
115352516
1153601:37:07,538 --> 01:37:09,938
11537(ALL APPLAUDING)
11538
115392517
1154001:37:09,940 --> 01:37:13,541
11541♪ She got down,
11542but she never got tight ♪
11543
115442518
1154501:37:13,543 --> 01:37:17,177
11546♪ She's gonna make it ♪
11547
115482519
1154901:37:17,179 --> 01:37:21,215
11550♪ Through the night ♪
11551
115522520
1155301:37:21,217 --> 01:37:22,753
11554(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
11555
115562521
1155701:37:36,164 --> 01:37:39,367
11558♪ What a drag ♪
11559
115602522
1156101:37:39,369 --> 01:37:43,874
11562♪ Sittin' here at home
11563on Saturday night ♪
11564
115652523
1156601:37:45,107 --> 01:37:47,841
11567♪ And I'm alone ♪
11568
115692524
1157001:37:47,843 --> 01:37:52,512
11571♪ Just staring at my phone
11572trying to make it ring ♪
11573
115742525
1157501:37:52,514 --> 01:37:55,448
11576♪ Wish I had a friend ♪
11577
115782526
1157901:37:55,450 --> 01:37:57,887
11580♪ I can tell my jokes to ♪
11581
115822527
1158301:38:00,824 --> 01:38:03,623
11584♪ My truck ♪
11585
115862528
1158701:38:03,625 --> 01:38:06,394
11588♪ Is runnin' pretty rough ♪
11589
115902529
1159101:38:06,396 --> 01:38:09,296
11592♪ It don't matter much ♪
11593
115942530
1159501:38:09,298 --> 01:38:12,634
11596♪ I'm out of gas ♪
11597
115982531
1159901:38:12,636 --> 01:38:17,270
11600♪ If I had a tank,
11601I'd take a ride ♪
11602
116032532
1160401:38:17,272 --> 01:38:20,108
11605♪ But I don't know
11606where to ♪
11607
116082533
1160901:38:20,110 --> 01:38:22,478
11610♪ Great Saturday night ♪
11611
116122534
1161301:38:25,347 --> 01:38:27,850
11614(VOCALIZING)
11615
116162535
1161701:38:34,324 --> 01:38:36,526
11618♪ Saturday night ♪
11619
116202536
1162101:38:39,062 --> 01:38:41,865
11622(VOCALIZING)
11623
116242537
1162501:38:47,870 --> 01:38:50,406
11626♪ Saturday night ♪
11627
116282538
1162901:39:01,347 --> 01:39:06,347
11630Subtitles by explosiveskull
11631
116322539
1163301:39:08,490 --> 01:39:11,294
11634(SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)
11635
116362540
1163701:39:12,062 --> 01:39:13,530
11638(SIGHS DEEPLY)
11639
116402541
1164101:39:17,734 --> 01:39:20,771
11642(WHIRRING)
11643
116442542
1164501:39:23,740 --> 01:39:24,741
11646(SIGHS)
11647
116482543
1164901:39:25,842 --> 01:39:27,444
11650(GULPING)
11651
116522544
1165301:39:29,145 --> 01:39:30,547
11654Mm-mm.