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1Jump 1: Pokemon
2
31000/1000 - So, I just have a budget, huh? I guess that should be fine. I wanna see it all. Or at least the cool places. 
4Hoenn - I'm actually kinda familiar with this, this was Emerald, right? I mean how bad can some really shitty weather be?
5Age 15 - Ah, Puberty. I guess it'll be 25 by the time this is up, right?
6Drop In - There's no one else I'd want to be but me.
7
8Starter: Eevee - Oh my god he's so fluffy I don't hate animals anymore aaa
9I'm gonna hug 'em and love 'em and call him Evan
10
11Perks
12Combat Training(50) - Oh, hell, I can't just rely on my pokemon here huh? This is some neat…lessons? It feels like I got knowledge injected directly into my brain.
13Champ in the Making(300) -  I'm a supercoach! I'm going to train Evan so hard!
14Savant(300) - My brain feels kinda fuzzy…Wow, that's..huh. I might need to find a way to deal with all this crap in my head. Still, it's not so bad I guess? (Don't worry, it'll get handled. Mostly these abilities won't backfire on you. Still would help you out to go somewhere where you can put that stuff aside. )
15Survival Training(100) - Wait, this too? (What, you think going out into the wilderness finding anime monsters is going to put food on the table?) I guess, I mean if nothing else it means I'll be fine if I can't get to the warehouse for whatever reason.
16Physical Fitness(100) - Because damn, why would I miss out on a chance to be this strong, especially if I'm going to have some training to go along with it?
17
18Gear:
19-Basic Stuff: Some freebies, huh? Thanks for that much, I guess.
20-Motorcycle(100): Baby Rider's badass older brother.  Might have to try and figure out how to drive it, though…I didn't get a rider's license. (Eh, I wouldn't sweat it. Not a whole lot of traffic to worry about, right?) Yeah, you're right.
21-Collapsible baton(50): I mean…I will, if I have to. But I don't want to, honestly.
22(I hope that's not forever. Lot of worlds can eat you up if you can't~)
23
24I know that! I just don't like it, okay? 
25(I know, I'm teasing. )
26
27…Why me, anyways?
28(Well..why not? If anyone in the world could do it, you're just as much a chance as your neighbor or your friends. And…I already know that homesickness isn't going to be a problem for you.)
29
30You say that like it's a bad thing. (It isn't, for me, but it's strange considering you were pretty happy and well off.) Listen. The thought of being able to throw everything away for a new life being whoever, whatever I want to be…is it so bad to want that? It's not like I'm throwing it away forever. I just want to change and the way I was going only being thrown into a whole new world would do it. 
31(Fair enough!)
32But you didn't answer.
33Why ME specifically? (Oh. Roll of the dice! I rolled Z and then an A, and your name was one of the first on the last-name list.) W..hat!?
34
35(Heheh~)
36
37Well…If that's everything. Here goes nothing. You ready, Evan?
38
39------I'm not gonna be able to fully write out my adventures but I figured builds and initial reactions were better than nothing-----
40That was fun! I guess it's somewhere new, but…er. Man it's a lot.
41(Well, it is the entirety of fiction as a whole.) Crap... I could pick some places but even with what I got here, I'm not anywhere close to ready. You have to have some advice on this, right..?
42(Hm. I'm not allowed to but…I can hook you up with people who've done this dance before. ) 
43Is it dangerous? (A bit, but I believe in you.) Fuck it. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?
44(That's what I like to hear~)
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48
49Jump 2: Hero BBS
50
511200/1200 - So what is this place anyways?
52(Oh, easy. This is a multiverse of a bunch of fantasy and sci fi worlds that are united by the ability to summon heroes between worlds as well as a Bulletin Board System that lets people create and respond to other's text posts. )
53How…is this any different from what I'm doing already?
54(Well, this is a cluster of universes but nothing that already exists in fiction. Plus the BBS thing is open to you now.) 
55Oh shit, cool.
56- Drop-in(0): What the hell? Who are these guys? (I dropped a line for some friends here to summon you! I figured since you wanted some advice, the people on the BBS have a bunch of experience multiversal adventuring already, right?) I guess that makes sense.
57Class: Wizard
58(Oh? Going that route?)
59Listen, I'd usually be kinda ashamed of this but…fuck it, I knew a guy in my roleplay group who abused the shit out of wizards, I played multiple games of Pathfinder and D&D to know Wizards can be fucked up once they hit their zenith.
60It's a little cheap, but if I only get one shot at this I have to make it my best, right? Most of the drawbacks of being a wizard are kind of nulled by that physical fitness perk. 
61
62Perks:
63- Exchange BBS (0): Sick! I guess this means I have someone to talk to on a daily basis other than Evan now, huh?
64(Yeah, you /were/ talking to him a lot..) Listen, he's my fluffball and I love him. Don't make it weird.
65
66-Magnetic Destiny(300): Now that? That's actually really useful. Considering I have Champ in the Making, I can even train them into a giant well-oiled machine. As if they needed it. 
67
68-Damn Harem Heroes!(200):  I don't want to hear a damn thing. Not. One. Peep. (Peep~) AGH. It's just…I mean, when in rome, right? I don't have to justify myself!
69
70-Princely Charm(50): I almost don't need it~ (Full of ourselves, huh? Why are you taking it then?)
71Because my decisions are resolute, like the northern star! (Whatever you say, prince Charming.)
72
73-Pretty Boys Should Die!(100): Now this I'm taking just cause I know I'm not the easiest guy on the eyes. (Well, it's what's on the inside that counts, isn't it?)
74
75…Wow, is that straight up immortality? (Not fully, but it's tempting ain't it?) Hell yeah. Might look at items before I try and go for it. But..wow it's tempting. (I know, I figure it's one of those things that's easy to look at and want to get…but it is pricey.) Well, we'll see.
76
77Gear:
78
79- Bag of Convenience(50): Holy crap I love you. I'd sell my left nut for this back on earth, let alone here. Wait, does it create-
80(Yep. Soda cans for days.) I love you forever (I know, I'm great.)
81
82 -Tsundachi(100): Wait, wh-
83<What? Am I not sharp enough for you, pal?> Oh, it talks!  <SHE, buster.> Oh. Sorry! <Eh, don't worry about it. So you're my new wielder, huh? You look a lil too pretty to be out fighting evil.> T-.thank you?? <Oi! It's not a compliment, dumbass, I'm saying you'll get chewed up out there! Gods above…I guess I'll have to work super hard to keep your head on your shoulders, huh..? Wouldn't want my new wielder to get destroyed so fast..s-stupid idiot>
84Well..I appreciate it, okay? <Heh. No problem, buster~>
85
86-Peacemaker(200): …Now this, this is a gun. Seriously, a pistol that can rip through tanks?! (I figured you'd like it.)  <Hey, this doesn't mean you're going to forget me so soon, right?>  Well, a sword doesn't need reloading. Plus it's nice to have someone to talk to. <That's right, pal~> 
87(Actually, I can arrange for you to have some more friends in a hot minute. Still, nothing more intimate than the bond between a man and his sword.) 
88That…sounds like a great way to get some hard-to-explain-cuts. <D-dumbass!>
89
90Wait, that Library..I really would want that…Come on, isn't there any way of getting more points?
91(Weeeeeelll. I got one thing, but it means you have to work twice as hard.) Anything!
92
93- On the Lam(+200): Wait WHAT!? 
94(SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!~) WHY THIS
95(Easy. Since this is all to make things super fun for me, more fun means more points. Easy peasy, living greasy.)  So..what, I just have to run?
96(Or fight.) …I guess I could do that easy, huh. Maybe not right away, but that perk that gets me friends… <I'm getting' really fired up now!> Thirsty, much? <Pot, meet Kettle…Mr. "Harem Jumper."> God dammit.
97
98(Speaking of!)
99
100- Party Call(0): Wow that's a lot of people. 
101(Lots of friends!) 
102Er…I guess that's it for now, once I get…
103
104-Magic Library(200): I have a feeling I'm going to need this now…Still, considering what I got, this might make life super neat. If nothing else I can maybe talk on the boards for any more instructions. 
105
106Well, this is gonna suck. 
107(Just think of it as an adventure. You, a group of loyal party members you meet, and an army of unique and powerful beings against the world!) …Heh, yeah.
108Let's rock.