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1[00:00:33] <KidSpanner> ^mtg feast on the fallen
2[00:00:34] <DideRobot> Feast on the Fallen [Enchantment] (2 B, CMC 3). At the beginning of each upkeep, if an opponent lost life last turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
3[00:00:58] <KidSpanner> Triplicate Spirits
4[00:02:14] <KidSpanner> I forgot that was a common
5[00:02:19] <KidSpanner> That should not be a common
6[00:03:25] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v rye_and_wheat
7[00:04:04] <DoctorGyarados> Kid did you buy Dark Souls yet
8[00:04:09] <DoctorGyarados> am I going to have to be disappointed in you
9[00:04:30] <KidSpanner> I will, I will
10[00:04:39] *KidSpanner wnders baack to Steam*
11[00:06:10] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LadySephiroth
12[00:07:03] *zeke229 hugs the members of chat that want to be huged*
13[00:07:14] <zeke229> is there a nongendered version of guys and girls?
14[00:07:18] <KidSpanner> Folks
15[00:07:30] <KidSpanner> Chatizens is appropriate here
16[00:07:37] <zeke229> folks?
17[00:07:40] <KidSpanner> Folks
18[00:08:10] <zeke229> im just gonna use yall
19[00:08:33] <KidSpanner> *y'all
20[00:08:45] <zeke229> yall motherfuckers can get rekt
21[00:10:39] <XelaReko> y'all?
22[00:10:42] <XelaReko> what is y'all?
23[00:10:46] <XelaReko> its just yall
24[00:11:08] <KidSpanner> You all, you Southern bumpkin you
25[00:11:11] <Roosevelt> in Pittsburgh we say "yinz"
26[00:11:17] <Roosevelt> yinz guys get rekt
27[00:11:21] *KidSpanner adjusts his monocle indignantly*
28[00:11:25] <XelaReko> no way
29[00:11:30] <XelaReko> Yinz?
30[00:11:41] <Roosevelt> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yinz
31[00:11:41] <PyMoronBot> Yinz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
32[00:11:50] <Roosevelt> Pittsburgh hicks are called yinzers
33[00:12:06] <KidSpanner> I've never heard anyone actually say yins, but I've heard of it
34[00:12:23] <zeke229> yall dont need no apostrophe
35[00:12:24] <Roosevelt> around here it's almost a joke
36[00:12:41] <zeke229> i have yuengling dark and tan mmmm
37[00:12:45] <Roosevelt> but then somebody uses it legitimately and then we feel awkward for laughing at them
38[00:13:00] <KidSpanner> http://self-conscious-flirt.tumblr.com/post/121755428252/tips-from-orion
39[00:13:01] <PyMoronBot> Hello There! - Tips from orion - Tips from orion (at self-conscious-flirt.tumblr.com)
40[00:13:12] <CaptainSpam> I'm certain the residents of Florence, KY will say that it does need an apostrophe.
41[00:13:15] <KidSpanner> Sleep paralysis is fucking awful
42[00:13:39] <CaptainSpam> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Y%27all_Water_Tower
43[00:13:40] <PyMoronBot> Florence Y'all Water Tower - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
44[00:13:54] <KidSpanner> Xela: http://self-conscious-flirt.tumblr.com/post/121552931347/64bitwar-this-is-stomp-dog-it-shows-up-to-stomp
45[00:13:54] <PyMoronBot> Hello There! - 64bitwar: this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp... (at self-conscious-flirt.tumblr.com)
46[00:14:17] <XelaReko> kjwqhjqwehrwqgeruwqhyut8trwoj7tewliuahglewaiugtyweaoiagoiheakuyvasteliunviuesavtkamyesbvfnrcyesalvfryudsvfnyesufsfkjdsfkgsagfcsiugfvkjdsahjgfliusagfliudsagfliusagfliusgfliukCBLIGCE7btceACYFCN7TVEWQLINTALINVGTALNGainvasvfyugsafvgsabkyugavnyugwa
47[00:14:28] <XelaReko> x.x
48[00:14:32] <KidSpanner> stomp
49[00:14:34] <Roosevelt> oh wow, wikipedia says there is a thing called "Yinztagram"
50[00:15:22] <ikarus> yet another instagram ?
51[00:15:57] <MistressGunner> I'm torn between wanting to be productive, and not wanting to do anything
52[00:16:05] <CaptainSpam> Oh, boy, someone else learned how to use ImageMagick in a web script!  Time to make another Instagram!
53[00:16:09] <MistressGunner> and I'm on my laptop, so no vidja games
54[00:17:32] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Twostepz
55[00:17:35] <zeke229> !twitch qmonstergames
56[00:17:38] <UnsafeBot> 3qmonstergames "Steampunk Wizards with a nauseous monster" playing Minecraft is 3LIVE: http://www.twitch.tv/qmonstergames
57[00:20:03] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower_
58[00:35:35] <Symphone> just remembered I have to submit for craft along still
59[00:41:45] <BillTheCat> should probably do that sooner rather than later
60[00:41:51] <BillTheCat> what're you gon make?
61[00:43:47] <Symphone> a doll of Doll from bloodborne, and either something for the PICNIC lot or steven universe lot
62[00:47:40] <DoctorGyarados> picnic?
63[00:47:42] <DoctorGyarados> PICNIC?
64[00:48:27] <QuintonDreaming> Around these parts, you get called a duck.
65[00:48:44] <Symphone> p i c n i c
66[00:51:34] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Inkmouse
67[00:52:56] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v stephonee
68[00:53:49] <Roosevelt> http://stolenjokescomic.tumblr.com/post/120910641987
69[00:53:50] <PyMoronBot> Stolen Jokes (at stolenjokescomic.tumblr.com)
70[00:56:55] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v rucdoc
71[00:56:58] *EldraziOutlaw has finally read the Liliana origin story*
72[00:57:06] <EldraziOutlaw> I knew she was a premending walker :D
73[00:58:53] *LuckieDuckie bundles up the not sleeping Outlaw*
74[00:59:17] <EldraziOutlaw> :o
75[00:59:27] *EldraziOutlaw flops onto Luckie's lap*
76[01:00:12] <LuckieDuckie> grandpa had a quiet day of scrabble with one of his offspring
77[01:00:13] <LuckieDuckie> good
78[01:00:40] *LuckieDuckie snuggles outlaw*
79[01:00:53] <EldraziOutlaw> :)
80[01:01:20] <QuintonDreaming> Goodnight!
81[01:02:58] <zeke229> oh god desertbus
82[01:11:40] <LuckieDuckie> hmmm amazon does trade-ins...
83[01:15:28] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LadySephiroth
84[01:15:45] <LuckieDuckie> probably only in 'merica
85[01:19:38] <zeke229> amazon does trade ins?
86[01:19:53] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower__
87[01:23:35] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Noy2222
88[01:27:20] <KidSpanner> ^mtg berserk
89[01:27:28] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower_
90[01:27:30] <DideRobot> Berserk [Instant] (G, CMC 1). Cast Berserk only before the combat damage step. Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn. (17 more matches found: Berserk Murlodont; Berserkers of Blood Ridge; Dwarven Berserker; Elvish
91[01:27:32] <DideRobot> Berserker; Hardened Berserker; Keldon Berserker; Lightning Berserker; Ogre Berserker; Stormblood Berserker; Vulshok Berserker and 7 more)
92[01:35:25] <Roosevelt> boop
93[01:35:26] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://i.imgur.com/so5M2Mk.gif
94[01:38:04] <No> ~log
95[01:38:04] <PyHeufyBot> Log for #desertbus on 2015-06-22: http://heufneutje.net/logs/?channel=desertbus&network=DesertBusForHope&date=2015-06-22
96[01:39:25] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LadySephiroth
97[01:39:33] <No> ^mtgb  Innistrad
98[01:39:34] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Innistrad' contains: Basic land: Forest. Rare: Kruin Outlaw. Uncommon: Trepanation Blade; Lantern Spirit; Dissipate. Common: Ashmouth Hound; Vampiric Fury; Corpse Lunge; Moment of Heroism; Brimstone Volley; Altar's Reap; Kessig Wolf; Walking Corpse; Silent Departure.
99[01:39:39] <No> ^mtg KruinOutlaw
100[01:39:41] <DideRobot> Sorry, no card matching your query was found
101[01:39:44] <No> ^mtg Kruin Outlaw
102[01:39:45] <DideRobot> Kruin Outlaw [Creature %u2014 Human Rogue Werewolf] (1 R R, CMC 3) (2/2 P/T) (Layout is 'double-faced', also contains Terror of Kruin Pass). First strike. At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Kruin Outlaw.
103[01:40:00] <No> ^mtg Terror of Kruin Pass
104[01:40:01] <DideRobot> Terror of Kruin Pass [Creature %u2014 Werewolf] (3/3 P/T) (Layout is 'double-faced', also contains Kruin Outlaw). Double strike. Each Werewolf you control can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Terror of Kruin Pass.
105[01:40:07] <zeke229> ^mtgb theros
106[01:40:09] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Theros' contains: Mythic rare: Nylea, God of the Hunt. Basic land: Plains. Uncommon: Insatiable Harpy; Ordeal of Erebos; Phalanx Leader. Common: Sip of Hemlock; Divine Verdict; Aqueous Form; Boulderfall; Setessan Battle Priest; Hopeful Eidolon; Asphodel Wanderer; Felhide Minotaur; Two-Headed Cerberus; Battlewise
107[01:40:09] <DideRobot> Valor.
108[01:40:17] <EldraziOutlaw> I swear to fuck
109[01:40:21] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v sektor88
110[01:40:22] <zeke229> yes sir?
111[01:40:24] *EldraziOutlaw throws something at No*
112[01:40:33] <No> ^mtgb Rise of the Eldrazi
113[01:40:34] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Rise of the Eldrazi' contains: Basic land: Mountain. Rare: Gravitational Shift. Uncommon: Luminous Wake; Inquisition of Kozilek; Time of Heroes. Common: Goblin Tunneler; Eland Umbra; Guard Duty; Naturalize; Overgrown Battlement; Wrap in Flames; Raid Bombardment; Leaf Arrow; Bala Ged Scorpion; Zof Shade.
114[01:41:11] <zeke229> mtgb kahns
115[01:41:16] <zeke229> ^mtgb khans
116[01:41:17] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Khans of Tarkir' contains: Basic land: Forest. Rare: Butcher of the Horde. Uncommon: Mistfire Weaver; Bear's Companion; Gurmag Swiftwing. Common: Rush of Battle; Alabaster Kirin; Summit Prowler; Bloodfire Mentor; Hooting Mandrills; Ainok Bond-Kin; Bitter Revelation; Mystic of the Hidden Way; Bloodfire Expert;
117[01:41:18] <DideRobot> Embodiment of Spring.
118[01:41:24] <zeke229> ^mtg butcher of the hord
119[01:41:25] <DideRobot> Butcher of the Horde [Creature %u2014 Demon] (1 R W B, CMC 4) (5/4 P/T). Flying. Sacrifice another creature: Butcher of the Horde gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or haste until end of turn.
120[01:41:32] <zeke229> is that the pick?
121[01:41:41] <EldraziOutlaw> clearly you take the Overgrown Battlement from the RoE pack
122[01:41:56] <EldraziOutlaw> go defenders
123[01:42:52] <Noy2222> This is why you should always read the comments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ6RldO-SvE
124[01:42:53] <PyMoronBot> Why You Should Stop Using Hand Sanitizer! 14| 02:23 14| DNews 14| Hand sanitizer can kill a lot of the good bacteria on your hands, but new research shows it can actually increase the amount of BPA entering your ...
125[01:45:29] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower__
126[01:47:38] <CaptainSpam> Read YouTube comments?  Are you mad, sir?
127[01:48:04] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Jondare
128[01:48:05] <ekimekim|windows> i read the comments on LRR videos
129[01:48:22] <CaptainSpam> Even those I'm leery about reading.
130[01:48:23] <Noy2222> I am quite mad.
131[01:48:29] <ekimekim|windows> they fall into 3 categories: jokes based on the video, jokes based on videos from 8 years ago, and trolls
132[01:48:56] <ekimekim|windows> 90% of the trolls are about kathleen's appearance.
133[01:52:25] *CaptainSpam leafs through his Steam library*
134[01:52:27] <LuckieDuckie> was she looking funny intentionally?
135[01:54:27] <Dicey> And Kathleen feeds off the hatred.
136[01:55:35] <Roosevelt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIx4pO15ZLw
137[01:55:36] <PyMoronBot> DB8 - Kathleen engages masterful counter-trolling 14| 00:59 14| DesertBusForHope 14| https://www.desertbus.org/ Kathleen engages masterful counter-trolling Uploaded by the Desert Bus Video Strike Team
138[01:58:12] <Magnatek> http://www.nola.com/movies/index.ssf/2015/06/former_star_wars_child_actor_j.html
139[01:58:14] <PyMoronBot> Former 'Star Wars' child actor Jake Lloyd arrested after 100-mph chase in S.C. | NOLA.com (at www.nola.com)
140[01:59:04] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v InquisitorJL
141[01:59:59] <ricin> https://youtu.be/7KcPNiworbo
142[01:59:59] <PyMoronBot> Camper Killer Commentary #10 "Is Reality Real?" 14| 07:50 14| CampKillCommentary 14| Is reality real or a simulated hologram? MR SIFF discusses the possibility that our reality is actually a 2 dimensional hologram projected from ...
143[02:00:05] <CaptainSpam> Hah!  So lil' Anakin Skywalker grew up to be a real adult child actor after all!
144[02:00:22] <ricin> the dark side is strong with this one
145[02:01:33] <LuckieDuckie> Heathcliff looks like cartoon made by bullies
146[02:07:29] <LuckieDuckie> steals friend's food and gets away with mess, still gets girl after being dick to someone without having uttered "sorry"
147[02:09:23] <HPBraincase> Alrighty chat, time to go unwind. TTyl
148[02:16:15] *Symphone flops dramatically*
149[02:17:26] *Caitiri covers Symphone in string*
150[02:17:55] <Symphone> o.o
151[02:18:00] *Symphone tangles*
152[02:18:30] *Gyaradroid touches Symphone *
153[02:18:32] *Caitiri weaves the string into a fanceh dress*
154[02:18:39] *Symphone touches Gyaradroid *
155[02:20:49] <Caitiri> my armband is comiing along nicely
156[02:21:52] <Caitiri> you know for a show set in the 1920s this lady sure sleeps with alot of people
157[02:24:06] <No> ^mtgb Journey into Nyx
158[02:24:08] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Journey into Nyx' contains: Basic land: Swamp. Rare: Dictate of Heliod. Uncommon: Consign to Dust; Mogis's Warhound; Dakra Mystic. Common: Returned Reveler; Triton Shorestalker; Cruel Feeding; Eagle of the Watch; Kruphix's Insight; Akroan Mastiff; Pharika's Chosen; Harvestguard Alseids; Godhunter Octopus; Pin to the
159[02:24:08] <DideRobot> Earth.
160[02:26:57] <No> ^mtgb Mirrodin
161[02:26:58] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Mirrodin' contains: Rare: Duplicant. Common: Groffskithur; Yotian Soldier; Arrest; Cloudpost; Malachite Golem; Great Furnace; Myr Enforcer; Ogre Leadfoot; Cobalt Golem; Omega Myr; Wrench Mind. Uncommon: Synod Sanctum; Myr Prototype; Rustspore Ram.
162[02:27:02] <No> Duplicant!
163[02:29:37] <KidSpanner> !tela http://panromanticpomegranate.tumblr.com/post/121306816558/gifsboom-video-dog-fostering-kittens-without
164[02:29:38] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell Xela* next time I see them speak.
165[02:30:37] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower
166[02:41:16] <zeke229> guys
167[02:41:18] <zeke229> butts
168[02:41:22] <Roosevelt> nope
169[02:41:23] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
170[02:41:25] <zeke229> ok
171[02:41:26] <Roosevelt> ^ see
172[02:41:27] <DoctorGyarados> Symphone did you post cosplay pics yet
173[02:41:48] <Symphone> nu I will aske le beamie again
174[02:42:29] <zeke229> um
175[02:42:41] <zeke229> ^mtgb born of the
176[02:42:42] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Born of the Gods' contains: Basic land: Island. Rare: Eidolon of Countless Battles. Uncommon: Dawn to Dusk; Peregrination; Raised by Wolves. Common: Culling Mark; Grisly Transformation; Bolt of Keranos; Swordwise Centaur; Griffin Dreamfinder; Crypsis; Nyxborn Wolf; Mortal's Resolve; Nyxborn Eidolon; Mortal's Ardor.
177[02:42:48] <zeke229> ^mtg eidolon of count
178[02:42:49] <DideRobot> Eidolon of Countless Battles [Enchantment Creature %u2014 Spirit] (1 W W, CMC 3) (0/0 P/T). Bestow 2 W W (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached to a creature.) Eidolon of Countless Battles and enchanted creature each get +1/+1 for each creature you control
179[02:42:50] <DideRobot> and +1/+1 for each Aura you control.
180[02:42:55] <zeke229> right
181[02:43:01] <Roosevelt> booster packs come with a basic land?
182[02:43:43] <reptile> Roosevelt:  depends on the set
183[02:43:52] <Roosevelt> hmm
184[02:44:15] <Roosevelt> isn't that pointless?
185[02:44:45] <zeke229> not really
186[02:44:55] <reptile> in draft/sealed, yes.  But those are not the only formats
187[02:45:01] <reptile> "land has to come from somewhere"
188[02:45:05] <Roosevelt> oh, fair enough
189[02:45:22] <Roosevelt> when I played we bought packs just in hopes of getting a valuable rare
190[02:45:33] <Roosevelt> and we bought lands out of a box at the card store for 5 cents each
191[02:46:07] <No> you bought your lands?
192[02:46:10] <reptile> these days if you go to a tournament with drafts you can just grab a bunch of land for free
193[02:46:36] <Roosevelt> where I used to play there was only one store
194[02:46:43] <Roosevelt> and I don't think drafting was a thing yet
195[02:47:03] <KidSpanner> The bad old days
196[02:47:03] <reptile> drafting was a thing pretty early
197[02:47:21] <reptile> I definitely drafted in the days of, uh
198[02:47:24] <reptile> Chronicles
199[02:47:36] <reptile> ?
200[02:47:49] <Roosevelt> I guess where I played we didn't do it
201[02:48:11] <Roosevelt> we were like the only area to play type 1 back when everyone played type 2
202[02:48:28] <reptile> no, I think it was 4th Ed
203[02:48:32] <reptile> anyway "back in the day"
204[02:48:43] <zeke229> ^mtgb 4
205[02:48:44] <DideRobot> That setname matches at least two sets, 'magic 2014 core set' and 'modern event deck 2014'. I can't make a boosterpack from more than one set. Please be a bit more specific
206[02:48:49] <zeke229> ^mtgb fourth
207[02:48:50] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Fourth Edition' contains: Rare: Titania's Song. Common: Drain Life; Drudge Skeletons; Apprentice Wizard; Lightning Bolt; Amulet of Kroog; Sisters of the Flame; Gray Ogre; Battering Ram; Goblin Rock Sled; War Mammoth; Merfolk of the Pearl Trident. Uncommon: Deathgrip; Orcish Artillery; Soul Net.
208[02:48:55] <zeke229> ^mtg titania's song
209[02:48:56] <DideRobot> Titania's Song [Enchantment] (3 G, CMC 4). Each noncreature artifact loses all abilities and becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its converted mana cost. If Titania's Song leaves the battlefield, this effect continues until end of turn.
210[02:49:16] <reptile> see I actually know what all those cards do!
211[02:49:17] <zeke229> that last clause is weird
212[02:49:28] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dumorimasoddaa
213[02:49:34] <zeke229> hello dumorimasoddaa
214[02:50:25] <RoBoBo> poot
215[02:53:47] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v sinister_duck
216[02:54:13] <Noy2222> I think my body doesn't want me to go to work today either.
217[02:56:56] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Heinz_Doofenshertz
218[02:57:52] <zeke229> what about your booty
219[02:58:07] <Noy2222> Beds hurt my booty.
220[02:58:15] <zeke229> your booty is your
221[02:58:17] <zeke229> ou
222[02:58:19] <zeke229> you*
223[02:58:32] <Noy2222> My booty's an ass.
224[03:03:09] *Noy2222 writes.*
225[03:06:14] <DoctorGyarados> Going to bed
226[03:06:16] <DoctorGyarados> 'night, Chat
227[03:07:17] *Caitiri gives doc a nightcap*
228[03:07:24] <KidSpanner> G'night Doc
229[03:08:05] *DoctorGyarados hugs Cait, Kid, Symphone*
230[03:08:11] *KidSpanner hugs Doc*
231[03:08:15] <Symphone> ninight
232[03:08:18] *Symphone hugs*
233[03:08:25] <KidSpanner> An aunt, uncle, and three cousins just showed up
234[03:08:30] <KidSpanner> There are too many people here
235[03:08:36] <KidSpanner> I have retreated to my room
236[03:08:37] <No> ^mtgb Worldwake
237[03:08:38] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Worldwake' contains: Mythic rare: Omnath, Locus of Mana. Basic land: Mountain. Uncommon: Spell Contortion; Deathforge Shaman; Leatherback Baloth. Common: Dead Reckoning; Iona's Judgment; Corrupted Zendikon; Arbor Elf; Quag Vampires; Guardian Zendikon; Explore; Quicksand; Mire's Toll; Nature's Claim.
238[03:08:39] <Noy2222> Are they cooks?
239[03:08:45] <Roosevelt> heh
240[03:08:49] <DoctorGyarados> Symphone: would Sat or Sun work better for you next week?
241[03:09:21] <Symphone> probably sunday
242[03:10:50] <DoctorGyarados> Okay
243[03:14:05] <ekimekim|windows> woooooo
244[03:14:12] <ekimekim|windows> first ever E:D system with my name on it
245[03:14:34] <ekimekim|windows> about 12 of them, actually
246[03:14:48] <ekimekim|windows> all in the Praea Euq region
247[03:19:27] <zeke229> good night
248[03:28:32] <ekimekim|windows> total: 65 new systems with my name on it, ~1050k credits
249[03:28:41] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Busser796124
250[03:28:45] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Captain_Phil
251[03:28:56] *Noy2222 wrote another anti-Aristocrats joke https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ro39MXKJZNW9SBTfJ_9IhDmOuj6jqsB5g5EqCZtV5Qk/edit?usp=sharing*
252[03:28:58] <PyMoronBot> The Aristocrats - Google Docs (at docs.google.com)
253[03:31:17] <CaptainSpam> Hm... not what I expected from the phrase "anti-Aristrocrats Joke".
254[03:35:01] <Noy2222> I heard someone mentioning no one ever takes the joke in that direction, so I did.
255[03:36:06] <CaptainSpam> Eh, still works.
256[03:36:27] *Spluuga attacks Noy2222's toes*
257[03:36:44] *rucdoc isn't here*
258[03:36:47] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v CaffeinatedLemur
259[03:37:04] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower_
260[03:37:07] <rucdoc> http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/322/Phailhas-06
261[03:37:28] <rucdoc> what did the rhino's ever do to you?
262[03:43:28] <CaffeinatedLemur> !twitch caffeinatedlemur
263[03:43:29] <UnsafeBot> 3caffeinatedlemur "Front Mission 3: Missile me!? No sir, missile you!" playing Front Mission 3 is 3LIVE: http://www.twitch.tv/caffeinatedlemur
264[03:43:44] <rucdoc> stream well lemur
265[03:44:01] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v malfunct
266[03:44:17] <CaffeinatedLemur> thanks rucdoc
267[03:44:21] <malfunct> wazzup?!?!
268[03:44:49] <rucdoc> !twitch caffeinatedlemur
269[03:44:50] <UnsafeBot> 3caffeinatedlemur "Front Mission 3: Missile me!? No sir, missile you!" playing Front Mission 3 is 3LIVE: http://www.twitch.tv/caffeinatedlemur
270[03:45:36] <KidSpanner> Welp, this is a deck
271[03:45:57] <rucdoc> is not, it's a pile of cards
272[03:46:12] <CaffeinatedLemur> does it have tokens?
273[03:48:10] <KidSpanner> Lacerator, Husk, Spikeshot Elder, 2x Fireslinger
274[03:48:18] <KidSpanner> bunch of 2-drops
275[03:48:22] <KidSpanner> Bloodthirst things
276[03:48:40] <KidSpanner> Not enough removal, but 17 creatures
277[03:48:54] <Noy2222> Life hacked - //www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWGyjfdLv_0
278[03:48:55] <PyMoronBot> How to Chill a Drink in 2 Hours (Lifehack) 14| 02:02:06 14| ThioJoe 14| How you can quickly cool and chill any drink in just two hours! You shouldn't have to buy anything for this cool lifehack. %u25BC Join the conversation! %u25BC ...
279[03:49:15] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower__
280[03:49:17] <Dicey> Put things in fridge. Wait
281[03:49:34] *rucdoc fights you with the plane http://mythicspoiler.com/ori/cards/zendikarincarnate.html*
282[03:49:35] <PyMoronBot> Zendikar Incarnate | Magic Origins Visual Spoiler (at mythicspoiler.com)
283[03:53:05] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v PongoSapiens
284[04:03:07] *rucdoc hates the universe and goes away*
285[04:09:05] <KidSpanner> 1-0
286[04:10:29] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower_
287[04:25:13] <KaniDroid> So quit my job tonight
288[04:25:22] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v CaptainSpam
289[04:27:02] <MasterCheese> Kani: Yay?
290[04:28:55] <KaniDroid> Yeah my boss was a control freak and I got pissed off at her yelling at us and saying we didn't do shit all and I was tired of coming to work being scared of getting yelled at about sometu8ng retarded
291[04:34:01] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v malfunct`
292[04:34:04] *MasterCheese offers a hug*
293[04:35:56] <HubbeWork> mornin'
294[04:36:35] <MasterCheese> Morning
295[04:36:35] <MasterCheese> https://i.imgur.com/fIramCb.jpg
296[04:36:36] <PyMoronBot> Send help, I'm being attacked by a vicious beast 14| 1,052x1,200 14| Size: 494kb 14| Views: 83,071
297[04:36:38] <MasterCheese> Have a puppy
298[04:38:33] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v InquisitorJL
299[04:40:14] <HubbeWork> mugh
300[04:40:27] <HubbeWork> my back does not like me today
301[04:41:37] <Pienne> same!
302[04:45:49] <Moatman> Oh thank god, stepto
303[04:45:55] <Moatman> s gonna be fine
304[04:45:56] <Moatman> http://www.youcaring.com/stephen-jamie-toulouse-368389#updates
305[04:45:57] <PyMoronBot> Stephen Jamie Toulouse: Army of Steptos! | Medical Expenses - YouCaring (at www.youcaring.com)
306[04:49:56] <Spluuga> yays
307[05:06:12] <Spluuga> bwaaarp
308[05:07:39] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower__
309[05:16:40] <LuckieDuckie> https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11054457_1147415491941838_4820973112811305339_n.png?oh=24873fd8ba0057c521a262f49b76f570&oe=562CD5A7
310[05:16:46] <LuckieDuckie> meow
311[05:16:46] *RoBoBo points at LuckieDuckie, "NOT KITTEH"*
312[05:17:22] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Myr
313[05:26:26] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Wildy
314[05:26:34] <Wildy> boop
315[05:26:34] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://goo.gl/9FTseh
316[05:30:49] <Wildy> It seems everyone is gone
317[05:32:45] <Larscis> My goldfish says that its favorite movie so far this year is Goodfellas, but that it's looking forwards to Home Alone
318[05:33:04] <ElementalAlchemist> meow
319[05:33:04] *RoBoBo points at ElementalAlchemist, "KITTEH"*
320[05:33:05] <ElementalAlchemist> rawr
321[05:33:06] <RoBoBo> ElementalAlchemist is NOT A DINOSAUR
322[05:34:40] <ricin> rawr
323[05:34:41] <RoBoBo> ricin is NOT A DINOSAUR
324[05:34:45] <ricin> meow
325[05:34:45] *RoBoBo points at ricin, "KITTEH"*
326[05:39:18] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower
327[05:46:54] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Cuttlefishman
328[05:47:38] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower_
329[05:49:36] <Noy2222> Should I try eating money?
330[05:49:47] <Noy2222> Would that make my stomach stop hurting so much?
331[05:50:33] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +ov HeufyDroid HeufyDroid
332[05:50:43] <HeufyDroid> meow
333[05:50:43] *RoBoBo points at HeufyDroid, "KITTEH"*
334[05:51:11] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dragoon
335[05:52:58] <Noy2222> Huh. A comment I posted at Reddit got a -3. I suggested one should both use a condom AND get emotionally invested before fucking someone.
336[05:53:40] <dialmformara> meow
337[05:53:40] *RoBoBo points at dialmformara, "MEHBEH KITTEH"*
338[05:53:55] *dialmformara rubs against Noy2222's legs and purrs*
339[05:54:04] <dialmformara> what subreddit was it?
340[05:54:38] <Noy2222> Oh, dude deleted his original comments
341[05:54:54] <dialmformara> heh, go figure
342[05:55:07] <dialmformara> You should take up knitting. /r/knitting is the friendliest subreddit I've found yet.
343[05:55:48] <dialmformara> Also knitting is fun on its own merits.
344[05:56:12] <LuckieDuckie> seems like my phone "upgrade" won't be that much of an upgrade from what I got from amazon...without paying $5+ out the nose added to bill each month anyway
345[05:56:33] <Wildy> Noy2222: well then you shouldn't be posting on that pua subreddit. :p
346[05:56:48] <Noy2222> So it was an ass creddit question about dads who abandoned their families. One guy said ~"women, make sure to commit before having sex with someone" dude responded with ~"that's stupid, just use a condom" and I said "Nothing wrong with both. Use protection AND make sure you love whomever you're diddlying"
347[05:57:17] <dialmformara> "ass creddit"?
348[05:57:28] <Noy2222> r/askreddit
349[05:57:42] <dialmformara> bleh
350[05:58:07] <LuckieDuckie> hahahhahhahhaahha
351[05:58:25] <LuckieDuckie> mine left 15 years after the deed
352[05:58:40] <dialmformara> this is, in part, why I don't follow any of the default subs
353[05:58:47] <dialmformara> actually, I don't know what any of the default subs are
354[05:59:14] <dialmformara> LuckieDuckie: I can offer you sympathy in the form of virtual tea. Do you prefer black, green, mint, or chamomile?
355[05:59:45] *LuckieDuckie already dealt with it so now I just find that funny*
356[06:00:09] <dialmformara> ok
357[06:00:19] <dialmformara> do you want the virtual tea anyway? I'm already digitally brewing it
358[06:00:41] <LuckieDuckie> at the peace no expectations anything would even be better if it were different
359[06:01:15] <LuckieDuckie> also Grandad is pretty awesome!
360[06:01:24] <dialmformara> :)
361[06:01:28] <LuckieDuckie> and thanks
362[06:01:41] <dialmformara> you're welcome
363[06:01:52] *dialmformara sips virtual green tea*
364[06:02:32] *LuckieDuckie sips virtual honeydew milk tea*
365[06:02:40] <dialmformara> With bubbles or without?
366[06:02:55] <LuckieDuckie> with bubbles and grape jelly
367[06:02:57] <LuckieDuckie> :P
368[06:03:12] <dialmformara> ah
369[06:03:31] <dialmformara> I don't like the texture of tapioca...I drink my milk tea plain and without bubbles
370[06:03:42] <dialmformara> I learned to drink milk tea hot actually, in Beijing
371[06:03:52] <LuckieDuckie> good that way too
372[06:04:10] <dialmformara> and when I came back from study abroad there I found I liked the Taiwanese style too (the iced stuff)
373[06:04:32] <Kite> doctors told me to lay off the tea sigh
374[06:05:10] *LuckieDuckie sips literal grape/cranberry juice from an xmas teacup*
375[06:05:12] <dialmformara> Kite: I got the same instructions from my dentist. Didn't listen :P
376[06:05:14] <LuckieDuckie> literally
377[06:05:18] <dialmformara> LuckieDuckie: enjoy
378[06:05:46] <Kite> mara: Kidney stones aren't fun :)
379[06:05:50] <dialmformara> oh, ew
380[06:06:04] <dialmformara> btw I'm dialm here. Otherwise Other Mara will think we're talking about him
381[06:06:35] <Mara> a) Kidney stones really aren't fun, b) I don't care if people call you Mara :P c) Good morning everybody
382[06:06:42] <Mara> You ARE called Mara
383[06:06:52] <dialmformara> Speak of the devil! Good evening Other Mara
384[06:07:10] <dialmformara> I should go to bed now :P nice to see you around
385[06:07:12] <Mara> Good morning Other Mara :D I hope you've been well
386[06:07:26] *LuckieDuckie looks for the other duck in chat*
387[06:07:34] *Mara rummages around...*
388[06:07:45] <Mara> LuckieDuckie: Best I've got is a Turkey, but it's a big one. Does that count?
389[06:07:47] <dialmformara> I have indeed. Didn't do my homework this weekend, but I did get new sandals and Canageek made me dinner tonight
390[06:08:02] <Mara> Ooh, fun.
391[06:08:16] <LuckieDuckie> sinister_duck!
392[06:08:33] <dialmformara> Mara: yes, except for the blisters that come with breaking in new shoes :P
393[06:08:49] <LuckieDuckie> two Maras and two ducks
394[06:08:52] <dialmformara> quack
395[06:08:53] <PyMoronBot> dialmformara is not a duck.
396[06:08:56] <dialmformara> aw
397[06:08:58] <LuckieDuckie> quack
398[06:08:59] <PyMoronBot> LuckieDuckie critically fails at being a duck.
399[06:09:02] <Mara> Oh wow, we actually have a second duck.
400[06:09:06] <LuckieDuckie> uhoh
401[06:09:09] <LuckieDuckie> ....
402[06:09:16] <dialmformara> meow
403[06:09:17] *RoBoBo points at dialmformara, "NOT KITTEH"*
404[06:09:21] <LuckieDuckie> quack?
405[06:09:22] <PyMoronBot> LuckieDuckie is DEFINITELY a duck.
406[06:09:24] <dialmformara> yay!
407[06:09:27] <dialmformara> neigh
408[06:09:28] <PyMoronBot> dialmformara /might/ be a horse.
409[06:09:30] <LuckieDuckie> \o/
410[06:09:31] <dialmformara> heh heh
411[06:09:32] <dialmformara> woof
412[06:09:33] <PyMoronBot> dialmformara /might/ be a puppeh.
413[06:09:36] <dialmformara> caw
414[06:09:37] <PyMoronBot> dialmformara /might/ be a bird.
415[06:09:41] <dialmformara> baa
416[06:09:42] <PyMoronBot> dialmformara critically fails at being a sheep.
417[06:09:47] <Mara> :P
418[06:09:51] <dialmformara> who coded this bot? They thought of everything.
419[06:09:52] <dialmformara> moo
420[06:09:53] <PyMoronBot> dialmformara is DEFINITELY a cow.
421[06:09:56] <Mara> blub blub
422[06:09:58] <PyMoronBot> Mara is a CRITICAL deep one!
423[06:10:02] <dialmformara> eek
424[06:10:03] <dialmformara> squeak
425[06:10:05] <PyMoronBot> dialmformara /might/ be a mouse.
426[06:10:34] <dialmformara> oink
427[06:10:35] <PyMoronBot> dialmformara critically fails at being a piggy.
428[06:10:40] *dialmformara shrugs*
429[06:10:48] <dialmformara> bawk
430[06:10:49] <PyMoronBot> dialmformara is not a chicken.
431[06:10:52] <dialmformara> HA
432[06:10:57] <dialmformara> gobble
433[06:11:01] <dialmformara> what, no turkeys?
434[06:11:25] <dialmformara> ringadingdingdingdingdiding
435[06:11:30] <dialmformara> no foxes either, I guess
436[06:11:47] *KidSpanner throws a pair of draft decks at Mara *
437[06:12:15] *dialmformara catches one of the decks and fumbles the other*
438[06:12:21] <dialmformara> Oh look, elves that tap for mana!
439[06:12:27] <dialmformara> I need more of those!
440[06:13:29] <dialmformara> bloop
441[06:13:29] <PyMoronBot> dialmformara is not a fish.
442[06:13:40] <KidSpanner> Hi other mara
443[06:13:43] <dialmformara> this is probably a sign I should go to bed
444[06:13:46] <dialmformara> good night all
445[06:13:50] <KidSpanner> Goodnight
446[06:14:21] <KidSpanner> http://mtg-talk.tumblr.com/post/121323277606/roborosewater-roborosewater-twitter
447[06:14:22] <PyMoronBot> MTG Talk - RoboRosewater (@RoboRosewater) | Twitter - RoboRosewater (@RoboRosewater) | Twitter (at mtg-talk.tumblr.com)
448[06:17:25] <KidSpanner> !tela http://panromanticpomegranate.tumblr.com/post/121323375577/actualdogvines-a-very-important-message
449[06:17:25] <PyMoronBot> actualdogvines: a very important message - Ramblings (at panromanticpomegranate.tumblr.com)
450[06:17:27] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell Xela* next time I see them speak.
451[06:21:25] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dan9299
452[06:30:49] <LuckieDuckie> guh...
453[06:30:59] <Mara> Good morning Kid ^_^ nice to see you. What kind of draft decks? I thought the whole point was that I build them myself.
454[06:31:13] *LuckieDuckie assigns all her writing tasks to her robot double*
455[06:32:00] *Spluuga yawwwwwns*
456[06:32:24] <KidSpanner> RB Bloodthirst and GR Formidable
457[06:33:21] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Jondare
458[06:33:22] <Spluuga> I should makes pancakes today?
459[06:41:27] <Kite> Spluuga only if you have enough to share ;)
460[06:42:15] <Spluuga> Kite, they come in oven sheets
461[06:43:03] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Jondare
462[06:50:43] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower__
463[06:51:29] <RebelliousUno> ~log
464[06:51:29] <PyHeufyBot> Log for #desertbus on 2015-06-22: http://heufneutje.net/logs/?channel=desertbus&network=DesertBusForHope&date=2015-06-22
465[06:59:09] <Wildy> Does anyone need more monster cards?
466[07:08:47] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Caitiri
467[07:09:09] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Didero
468[07:09:13] <KidSpanner> Hey Didero
469[07:09:37] <Didero> Mornin'
470[07:10:12] <Didero> How'd the Magic game go?
471[07:13:08] <LuckieDuckie> has anyone seen all 5 of Scary Movie film series?
472[07:14:19] <Noy2222> I watched 1-4 and 3 minutes of 5
473[07:14:32] <KidSpanner> Didero: Which?
474[07:14:41] <KidSpanner> I have played a lot of magic today
475[07:14:50] <Didero> The chat game
476[07:14:53] <Noy2222> The intro to 5 was SO bad, I rage quit
477[07:15:46] <LuckieDuckie> I'd like to know if all of them poke fun as if to glorify the violence against women trope of horror?
478[07:15:55] <KidSpanner> I won at least one of them
479[07:16:11] <KidSpanner> Maybe both games?
480[07:16:23] *KidSpanner pokes Mara to confirm or deny*
481[07:16:39] <Noy2222> It's been a lifetime since I've watched it
482[07:17:23] <Noy2222> IIRC they walked the line between horror movie tropes parody and Family Guyesque reference humor, doing more of the latter in each new film
483[07:18:24] <LuckieDuckie> ah
484[07:18:42] <HubbeWork> muh
485[07:18:54] <HubbeWork> Data entry is not fun
486[07:19:13] <Noy2222> Data entry is soul crushing
487[07:20:03] <Didero> I once had a brief data entry job. I even dreamt about filling in Excel sheets :|
488[07:20:19] <LuckieDuckie> data entry from prescribbles is soul crushing into a pulp
489[07:20:34] *HeufyCloud sits on HubbeWork's lap and purrs quietly*
490[07:23:08] *Spluuga paws at HeufyCloud *
491[07:23:22] <HeufyCloud> meep
492[07:23:25] *HeufyCloud paws back*
493[07:24:10] <Noy2222> True story: I once had a job filling out building faults to a database. I couldn't for the life of me read half the stuff that was written out
494[07:24:34] <Noy2222> I had to ask my supervisor what everything meant and I looked really stupid
495[07:24:49] <Noy2222> I have no idea why they kept me on for nearly a month
496[07:25:08] <Didero> Because of your pretty face? :P
497[07:25:30] *Spluuga scoots on LuckieDuckie's lap*
498[07:26:39] *HeufyCloud stickypaws around*
499[07:27:03] *Spluuga stickypaws heufy in the face*
500[07:27:40] <HeufyCloud> eeeeep
501[07:28:12] *LuckieDuckie pets spluuga*
502[07:29:24] *Spluuga purries happily and wiggles paws*
503[07:30:43] <LuckieDuckie> maybe they wanted someone that didn't know too much
504[07:31:28] <MasterCheese> So, apparently a side effect of my sleeping pills is a super gross taste in my mouth aaaall day
505[07:32:02] <LuckieDuckie> scapegoat to let go when the figures don't add up
506[07:33:29] <Spluuga> the best is when your boss writes a invitation list by hand and tells you to write it on computer and half of it is veery bad hand writing
507[07:34:01] <Didero> So why didn't they write it on a computer in the first place?
508[07:34:14] <Spluuga> I have no clue..
509[07:34:37] <HubbeWork> Because computers are scary
510[07:35:03] <Didero> That's my mom's attitude, but she doesn't have to use them anyway
511[07:35:10] <Didero> Though she's better with them than she thinks
512[07:35:21] <Didero> At least with our SmartTV
513[07:35:41] <HubbeWork> People here are more "ugh why do we have to do it differently", though
514[07:36:12] <Didero> "My grandfather used paper 120 years ago and I don't see why I should act any differently"?
515[07:36:17] <HubbeWork> They're all grumpy because we're shifting some of the computer workload onto the factory workers so we can get more stuff done
516[07:36:27] <HubbeWork> We being the office workers
517[07:37:47] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower_
518[07:40:09] <Didero> ...Looking for a job is pretty difficult when you haven't got the first clue what you even want to do :|
519[07:41:03] <HubbeWork> yep :/
520[07:41:26] <HubbeWork> Clearly we should start our own company, Didero
521[07:41:35] <Didero> In what? :P
522[07:41:56] <Didero> But yeah, DBS Industries sounds good!
523[07:42:28] <Didero> We're both pretty good with English, so a translation agency?
524[07:43:54] <MasterCheese> The shop does not stock Tic Tacs
525[07:43:58] <MasterCheese> What kind of place is this
526[07:45:10] <HubbeWork> Didero: I have no idea to the "what"
527[07:45:25] <HubbeWork> I mean I'm a computer scientist gamer nerd type of guy
528[07:45:42] <Didero> I'm a mediocre economist that can code a bit
529[07:46:07] <MasterCheese> Hey, if you need a systems guy
530[07:46:14] <Spluuga> I'm a game designer? :3
531[07:46:31] <HubbeWork> Hmmm
532[07:46:39] <HubbeWork> Clearly we should start a game company
533[07:46:48] <HubbeWork> We just need a graphics guy or two
534[07:47:02] <Didero> There's people here that can draw, right?
535[07:47:06] *LuckieDuckie watches Oz the Great and Powerful*
536[07:47:10] <HubbeWork> Probably :P
537[07:47:17] <LuckieDuckie> he sure Oz
538[07:47:21] <Didero> TM does something with graphics chips or something, so naturally he should know graphical coding
539[07:47:24] <Spluuga> well I'll be able to do 3D and animation
540[07:47:36] <HubbeWork> hmmmmmm
541[07:47:38] <HubbeWork> Yes this is good
542[07:48:45] <Spluuga> well I've almost single handedly done 3 games
543[07:48:56] <LuckieDuckie> eeeek! o.O
544[07:49:33] <Spluuga> o.o
545[07:50:13] <LuckieDuckie> Spluuga makes games too?
546[07:50:15] <LuckieDuckie> o.o
547[07:50:26] <Spluuga> I doo~
548[07:50:39] <LuckieDuckie> has I seen them?
549[07:50:51] <Spluuga> dunno, have you?
550[07:51:40] <Gilles> do people really fill up their 500GB PS4s to warrant this? http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2015/06/22/new-1tb-ps4-ultimate-player-edition-launches-next-month/
551[07:51:41] <LuckieDuckie> I don't know
552[07:51:43] <Spluuga> http://1drv.ms/1GhkuXw
553[07:51:43] <PyMoronBot> New 1TB PS4 Ultimate Player Edition launches next month - PlayStation.Blog.Europe (at blog.eu.playstation.com)
554[07:51:45] <PyMoronBot> Microsoft OneDrive - Access files anywhere. Create docs with free Office Online. (at onedrive.live.com)
555[07:52:00] <LuckieDuckie> pretty movie
556[07:53:06] <LuckieDuckie> gasp
557[07:53:10] <LuckieDuckie> kitty!
558[07:53:33] <Spluuga> I'm uploading the second animation we made
559[07:53:39] <LuckieDuckie> hehe kitties
560[07:53:42] *HeufyCloud mewmews*
561[07:53:45] <Spluuga> lots kitties
562[07:53:51] <LuckieDuckie> is that you in the green?
563[07:53:57] <Spluuga> nope
564[07:53:58] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
565[07:54:51] <Spluuga> unfortunately the kitty in those exist no more
566[07:55:35] <LuckieDuckie> ooooooh
567[07:55:52] <LuckieDuckie> the McDonalds video I remember
568[07:56:01] <Spluuga> ^^
569[07:57:48] *LuckieDuckie watches lego pirate get the runs*
570[07:58:34] <HubbeWork> Clearly we should form DBS Industries and start making games
571[07:58:42] <LuckieDuckie> poor Frosty :<
572[07:59:42] <HubbeWork> But for now, lunch
573[08:00:24] <Spluuga> =^-^=
574[08:00:36] *HeufyCloud follows HubbeWork and sniffs*
575[08:00:46] *LuckieDuckie snuggles Spluuga*
576[08:00:56] <LuckieDuckie> it got cold
577[08:01:01] *Spluuga purries lots happily*
578[08:01:37] *Spluuga is warms*
579[08:03:02] <LuckieDuckie> the baseboard heaters sound funny...like rain on a tiny tinfoil roof
580[08:03:25] <heninetoo> https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipPX0SCl7OzWilt9LnuQliattX4OUCj_8EP65_cTVnBmS1jnYgsGQAieQUc1VQWdgQ?key=aVBxWjhwSzg2RjJWLWRuVFBBZEN1d205bUdEMnhB
581[08:03:36] <PyMoronBot> Photos by Michael Tyka - Google Photos (at photos.google.com)
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583[08:05:41] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Jondare
584[08:08:04] <Spluuga> LuckieDuckie, the zips are games. you can unzip them and they should run in windows
585[08:08:33] <Spluuga> also there's my school application work there
586[08:08:34] <LuckieDuckie> oh
587[08:13:39] <LuckieDuckie> mmmmmmm chai
588[08:13:45] <Spluuga> o.o chaiiiiiiiiiii
589[08:14:03] <Hiramas> hey there chat
590[08:14:21] *LuckieDuckie has issues with porridge at times*
591[08:14:37] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Jondare|2
592[08:15:01] <Spluuga> I has issues with porridge a looot
593[08:15:26] <heninetoo> u mothafokas need to git gud
594[08:16:57] *Hiramas gets some soap for heninetoos mouth*
595[08:17:00] <Mara> Didero: KidSpanner won both games, yeah :P it was fun though
596[08:17:21] <Didero> That's the most important
597[08:17:45] *LuckieDuckie also has issues with powdered or instant potatoes*
598[08:17:48] <LuckieDuckie> bleh
599[08:18:04] <LuckieDuckie> tummy knows difference real well
600[08:18:46] <LuckieDuckie> ...it froze
601[08:19:00] <Spluuga> that's because instant potatoes are horrible
602[08:19:08] <Spluuga> hmm?
603[08:20:05] <LuckieDuckie> prolly cause netflix
604[08:20:22] <Spluuga> there's bugs
605[08:20:59] <LuckieDuckie> I got stuck on pdf page 10
606[08:21:05] <Spluuga> oh xD
607[08:21:25] <Spluuga> that's literally the only thing that doesn't have bugs
608[08:22:18] <Hiramas> is it me or are you really incoherent today?
609[08:22:29] <Spluuga> who?
610[08:22:57] <Hiramas> ya'all
611[08:23:37] *Spluuga paws at Hiramas *
612[08:24:05] <LuckieDuckie> you hold meeting ...and nobody came
613[08:24:15] <LuckieDuckie> hehe that's me too
614[08:24:49] <Hiramas> http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100212.html
615[08:24:56] <Spluuga> ^^
616[08:26:17] <LuckieDuckie> ...wooops
617[08:26:35] <LuckieDuckie> apparently the dl needs the drive page to still dl
618[08:27:15] <Spluuga> oh yeah that might be
619[08:29:05] <elcalen> morn'n
620[08:29:28] <Didero> All these job ads sound annoyingingly over-entusiastic
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622[08:30:47] <Spluuga> Didero, atleast you aren't here
623[08:32:30] <Didero> Where is 'here'?
624[08:33:01] <Didero> Ugh, all these ads using 'nine-to-five mentality' as if that's a bad thing and you're lazy for wanting it
625[08:33:23] <HubbeWork> I utterly hate the whole 9-5 thing
626[08:33:34] <elcalen> http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150619-how-to-overthrow-a-martian-dictatorship
627[08:33:35] <PyMoronBot> BBC - Future - How to overthrow a Martian dictatorship (at www.bbc.com)
628[08:34:05] <HubbeWork> Well, it's 8-4 here, but same thing
629[08:34:16] <Spluuga> Didero, finland
630[08:34:18] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> m0rning all :)
631[08:34:29] <Didero> What's bad about Finland then, Spluuga?
632[08:34:42] <Didero> HubbeWork: You'd rather set your own work hours?
633[08:34:43] <elcalen> economy?
634[08:34:46] <Didero> Also, starting at 8 is far too early
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636[08:35:10] <ekimekim|windows>  yeah, 9-5 sucks
637[08:35:18] <ekimekim|windows> thankfully in IT people mostly don't make you do it
638[08:35:53] <Didero> When these ads want people that don't have a 9-to-5 mentality, I imagine they mean they want you to work at impossible hours
639[08:35:57] <Spluuga> the government is telling that we don't have people working enough when companies fire people to get better profit and not enough employers to hire them back and everyone is blaming the unemployed people
640[08:36:19] <Didero> Like, my brother had a job where he was on 24 hour call every other week in case some servers went down. I don't ever want something like that
641[08:36:36] <HubbeWork> Didero: Yeah.
642[08:36:38] <Didero> That's not just in Finland, Spluuga
643[08:36:43] <ekimekim|windows> didero: it's not so bad
644[08:36:45] <HubbeWork> I'm a programmer
645[08:36:56] <HubbeWork> Spending 8 hours at work isn't really my kind of thing
646[08:37:11] <HubbeWork> Programming isn't something you just spend more hours on and get more stuff done
647[08:37:13] <Spluuga> Didero, but it's worse here
648[08:37:29] <Didero> Here the government kind of forces people with unemployment benefits to take unpaid work for them to keep their benefits. Which of course makes companies not hire people for the work the unemployed do, so it's a dumb scheme
649[08:37:34] <Gilles> I have worked in places where you have to be there for the 9-5 even if you have nothing to do
650[08:37:37] <Gilles> which really sucks
651[08:37:48] <Didero> Or maybe it's just certain cities that do that, I forget
652[08:37:52] <Spluuga> Didero, same here
653[08:37:56] <HubbeWork> That is pretty much my current job, Gilles
654[08:38:04] <HubbeWork> I have to be here for 8 hours every day
655[08:38:19] <HubbeWork> Never you mind that I could get most if not all of my tasks done in 3-4 easily
656[08:38:20] <Didero> So you'd rather just work when you have inspiration, HubbeWork? Or just work when there's actually work to be done?
657[08:38:30] <HubbeWork> Didero: Bit of both
658[08:38:31] <Didero> Don't tell 'em that, Hubbe, they'd fire you :P
659[08:38:45] <HubbeWork> Work when inspiration strikes, work when there's actually work that needs doing
660[08:38:51] <HubbeWork> Not just be at work for work's sake
661[08:38:55] <Spluuga> also that was my job before school
662[08:39:06] <Gilles> what was most frustrating for me was that the reason I had nothing to do is because I worked faster than most people there, so I got more done in less time
663[08:39:11] <Gilles> and then had nothing to do
664[08:39:13] <Spluuga> and they still haven't hired anyone to arrange their shit
665[08:39:29] <Gilles> actually had to slow down frequently just so that I'd have something to do for longer
666[08:41:31] <Didero> Also, ekimekim|windows: My brother thought it was pretty bad to be woken up by a phone call at 3 am every day for a week
667[08:41:43] <Didero> If I know I could be woken up at any time, I don't sleep as well
668[08:41:58] <Didero> Gilles: Humblebrag? :P
669[08:42:27] <Gilles> Didero: not really.. I couldn't figure out why it was taking others so long to do this stuff
670[08:42:28] <Didero> I'd like a fun job programming Python, but since I don't have an IT degree, I'm not sure anybody would hire me
671[08:43:02] <ekimekim|windows> Didero: the good places don't care
672[08:43:08] <Gilles> Didero: I think in any place with a clue, experience matters more on that, especially if you have a body of work you can demonstrate
673[08:43:19] <ekimekim|windows> also yeah if you're getting a call *every* night then that's not ok
674[08:43:21] <Hiramas> ^
675[08:43:24] <HubbeWork> Didero we should just actually start a game company or smth :P
676[08:43:29] <Hiramas> that was for gilles post
677[08:43:32] <Didero> And since I checked 'Financial / Economics' among others on this job site, it keeps suggesting accountancy work (which I'm not qualified for) or a job answering mortgage questions, which sounds incredibly dull
678[08:43:34] <HubbeWork> Python's my preferred language aswell :D
679[08:43:50] <Didero> You know a game engine that supports Python, HubbeWork? :)
680[08:43:53] <Hiramas> can you do games in python?
681[08:44:01] <Gilles> if you have public code you can point to, that helps a ton
682[08:44:11] <ekimekim|windows> pygame
683[08:44:13] <heninetoo> you can do games in anything
684[08:44:22] <Didero> Gilles, ekimekim|windows: I guess. And DideRobot is not terrible, so that might work as a show of experience
685[08:44:32] <heninetoo> just don't expect imbah graphx from python
686[08:44:34] <HeufyCloud> I think becaue of work I like C# a little bit better now. I still love Python though.
687[08:44:51] <Gilles> Didero: how much of that is your own code?
688[08:44:53] <Didero> heninetoo: Those kinds of graphics are too expensive anyway
689[08:44:55] <HubbeWork> Didero: There are a couple, yes
690[08:45:04] <HeufyCloud> Too bad so much of the .NET framework is horribly hardcoded for Windows :/
691[08:45:12] <HeufyCloud> Well, was
692[08:45:14] <Hiramas> HeufyCloud: not anymore!
693[08:45:18] <HeufyCloud> I know
694[08:45:26] <Didero> Gilles: I use Twisted as a networking library, and Requests and BeautifulSoup to retrieve web data, but all the modules the bot has are written by me
695[08:45:27] <Spluuga> you can bind things and make python run in your game in Unreal 4
696[08:45:28] <Didero> ^help
697[08:45:29] <DideRobot> Commands loaded: choice, dice, generate, help, humble, info, join, joinserver, leave, location, log, module, mtg, nick, pokemon, quit, reloadsettings, restart, source, startrektip, tell, timer, translate, update, uptime, weather, wikipedia, wolfram. Type '^help [commandname]' for info on how to use that command
698[08:45:30] <HeufyCloud> But it should have been the way they're doing it now from the start
699[08:45:41] <Hiramas> HeufyCloud: I won%u2019t comment on the horribly, though
700[08:45:52] <HeufyCloud> .NET is an awesome framework and Microsoft made a big mistake by making it Windows only at first
701[08:46:05] <Didero> Hmm, I should probably remove my ^tell module from that, it's pretty crap :P
702[08:46:10] <Didero> ^unload tell
703[08:46:10] <DideRobot> Module 'tell' successfully unloaded
704[08:46:25] <Gilles> even now, .NET is largely only used on Windows afaik
705[08:46:35] <HeufyCloud> Now that most of it is open source it'll hopefully be a bit more multiplatform sometime soon
706[08:46:38] <HeufyCloud> But
707[08:46:48] <Hiramas> Gilles that .net extension is pretty recent I think
708[08:46:56] <Kidror> You should make a game company, and then just produce Desert Bus spin offs
709[08:47:14] <Kidror> like Desert Bus: Tennis, and Desert Bus Kart, and Desert Bus Galaxy
710[08:47:16] <Spluuga> also Unity seems to be able to handle python to some degree
711[08:47:18] <Gilles> and Apple wants to make its Swift language open source as well
712[08:47:21] <Hiramas> IceDesert Bus
713[08:47:31] <Hiramas> Tundra Bus
714[08:47:32] <HeufyCloud> Apple and open source?
715[08:47:36] <HeufyCloud> wuuuut
716[08:47:42] <Gilles> they do some
717[08:47:45] <Spluuga> Kidror, I have a desert bus spinoff in mind
718[08:47:54] <HeufyCloud> It would be a good thing though
719[08:48:00] <Kidror> What is it Spluuga?
720[08:48:07] <Gilles> http://opensource.apple.com
721[08:48:08] <PyMoronBot> Open Source - Releases (at opensource.apple.com)
722[08:48:08] <Spluuga> I'm not telling you~
723[08:48:19] <Didero> Spluuga: I don't think BooScript is that well supported, at least far less than the other two languages it supports
724[08:48:24] <HeufyCloud> Also, I kinda like to think of Swift as Apple finally realizing how shitty Obj-C is
725[08:48:42] <Kidror> Ruuudeeee
726[08:48:45] <Spluuga> Didero, sure but it's kinda possible
727[08:49:10] <HubbeWork> hm
728[08:49:23] <HubbeWork> I've always wanted to make a game of some sort
729[08:49:34] <HubbeWork> But I've never really had the artistic talent for it :/
730[08:49:48] <Kidror> I have too but I have no experience coding, doing animation, and have literal zero ability to create art or music
731[08:50:01] <HubbeWork> Programming I can do, I'm just not much of an artist.
732[08:50:07] <HeufyCloud> Me neither
733[08:50:10] <HeufyCloud> also
734[08:50:11] <Hiramas> Kidder, me, too. Lets do a game together!
735[08:50:18] <HeufyCloud> Coding graphics is hard :S
736[08:50:24] <HeufyCloud> Too much mathing for me
737[08:50:28] <heninetoo> i've always wanted to make a game but i always get frustrated and bored after a day
738[08:50:29] <HubbeWork> The times I'm tried to make a game I've gotten too bogged down in the code and it's all just stalled out on me <.<
739[08:50:35] <Kidror> Lets call the company No Talent
740[08:50:36] <HubbeWork> I'm tried.
741[08:50:37] <Spluuga> why would you code graphics..
742[08:50:38] <HubbeWork> Sure
743[08:50:39] <Didero> HubbeWork: Look at something like Thomas Was Alone, with the right idea you don't need much art
744[08:50:39] <HeufyCloud> Though I guess there's a lot of good engines nowadays that handle that for you
745[08:51:20] <HeufyCloud> I think the only game I've ever worked on was a Java thing in my first year of college
746[08:51:22] <heninetoo> i've always found engines too constraining
747[08:51:27] <HeufyCloud> It was a 2D platformer
748[08:51:43] <HeufyCloud> And one of the guys in my group was an actual artist so
749[08:51:50] <HeufyCloud> That helped a lot
750[08:51:51] <Spluuga> actually the thing is, you don't need good art, you need good art direction and a lot of assets that fit together well
751[08:52:04] <Didero> heninetoo: I think not using an engine gets you bogged down in writing an engine, instead of writing a game
752[08:52:06] <Kidror> Lets just make a pixel/8-bit game
753[08:52:44] <HeufyCloud> BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG
754[08:52:50] <HeufyCloud> Everyone just wrote their own engines
755[08:52:56] <heninetoo> Didero, exactly. and there's no way in 1000 years i'd make it run faster than a real engine.. but learning the "one right way" each engine has is not always easy
756[08:53:31] <Tyranic-Moron> mornin'
757[08:53:38] <SilentArc> howzit
758[08:53:40] <heninetoo> mornin'
759[08:53:40] *HeufyCloud touches Tyranic-Moron right in the mornin'*
760[08:53:42] <Hiramas> mornin TM
761[08:54:42] <SilentArc> HeufyCloud: back when we were young you weren't expected to have ragdolls or physics puzzles everywhere
762[08:55:30] <HeufyCloud> I guess not
763[08:55:47] <HeufyCloud> Just basic physics and collission and stuff
764[08:55:54] <heninetoo> back in my day we durdled around in MUDs and we liked it!
765[08:56:13] <Didero> Yeah but not everybody is 74 years old, heninetoo
766[08:56:14] <Didero> :P
767[08:56:23] <HeufyCloud> That reminds me of that one Jave game we made in college
768[08:56:46] <heninetoo> you wait till i get a hold of my cane!
769[08:56:54] <Tyranic-Moron> I did actually durdle around in a MOO when I was a young'un
770[08:57:08] <HeufyCloud> The guy who wrote the framework we were using made it so that an object could only collide with one other object at once
771[08:57:11] <Tyranic-Moron> long after they were actually popular though
772[08:57:12] <HeufyCloud> Which was the silliest thing
773[08:57:33] <Hiramas> argh, look at this abomination https://youtu.be/xcQOKeSzu7w?list=PLkkiai4nXBVJcYW06qF5LkXk-eGeFEr9I&t=398
774[08:57:33] <PyMoronBot> Let's Drown Out... Ark: Survival Evolved 14| 01:10:54 14| yahtzee19 14| We discuss a few of the developments from E3 as we fart around for an hour in Plant Groping Simulator 2015. Don't miss the amazing stegosaurus song ...
775[08:57:36] <SilentArc> I remember hardcoding objects in openGL for uni, that wasn't fun, and collision detection is damn hard
776[08:58:24] <HeufyCloud> I had to do that too
777[08:58:53] <HeufyCloud> It was interesting to learn how OpenGL works
778[08:58:56] <HeufyCloud> But it was damn hard
779[08:59:01] <heninetoo> the only time i did physics simulation was when i was plying around with stackless
780[09:00:04] <HubbeWork> One of the guys I know at my uni made a chess game in assembly.
781[09:00:26] <HubbeWork> He may not be entirely sane
782[09:00:49] <heninetoo> isn't rollercoaster tycoon written in assembly?
783[09:01:03] <Tyranic-Moron> 1 & 2, yes
784[09:01:42] <heninetoo> are there any other?
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786[09:02:07] *Spluuga gnaws heninetoo *
787[09:02:12] <Didero> RCT 3 is pretty fun
788[09:02:29] <Didero> And Frontier announced a new theme park game at E3
789[09:02:38] <Didero> It's not RCT 4 though, so I already forgot the name
790[09:02:52] <Spluuga> is it mobile?
791[09:03:05] <Tyranic-Moron> 3 was not assembly
792[09:03:15] <Didero> No, it's not on mobile
793[09:03:21] <Tyranic-Moron> not the same dev as the last 2
794[09:03:23] <Didero> It's also not listed on their site
795[09:03:37] <Didero> Ah, here we go, Planet Coaster
796[09:03:51] <Didero> http://frontier.co.uk/news/latest/?artid=506&pageNum=0&blk=12
797[09:03:51] <PyMoronBot> Frontier Developments (at frontier.co.uk)
798[09:04:12] <HubbeWork> Elite: Rollercoasters
799[09:04:13] <Didero> They announce a game, and immediately open pre-orders. Welcome to the 21st century
800[09:04:55] <Didero> http://www.planetcoaster.com/
801[09:04:56] <PyMoronBot> Coming Soon | Planet Coaster (at www.planetcoaster.com)
802[09:05:39] <Didero> "Pre-order Planet Coaster to guarantee your digital copy on day one[...]" What, you're afraid Steam's gonna run out of ones and zeroes?
803[09:05:59] <HubbeWork> Preorders are silly
804[09:06:15] <Didero> Especially when all that's available of the game is a teaser
805[09:06:21] <HubbeWork> But they could atleast be forward about why they're doing it
806[09:07:04] <Didero> Because they desperately need money?
807[09:07:27] <Didero> hey, for 100 pounds you can be an in-game employee
808[09:07:28] <Didero> :|
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810[09:07:58] <Didero> That 100 pounds does not include the actual game
811[09:08:20] <heninetoo> trolololol
812[09:08:45] <Didero> 500 pounds to get a stone with your name on it in every park. Again without the actual game
813[09:09:19] <Didero> I hope the game is mod-able, so somebody can make a mod to remove those foundation stones :P
814[09:09:23] <HubbeWork> Didero: It's all about "we're scared this won't sell well enough to cover costs please promise to buy the game so we can make a profit on it"
815[09:09:50] <HubbeWork> It's the Wiiplay shirt dilemma
816[09:09:58] <Didero> There hasn't been a decent theme park game in ages. They'll make money on this. Just like people bought EA's Sim City even though it was crap
817[09:11:14] <heninetoo> and then someone can show up and do it properly
818[09:11:21] <HubbeWork> In the world of large-scale economy, talk is cheap. Money is a harder promise to break.
819[09:11:50] <Didero> I was gonna suggest they do a Kickstarter, but there'd be no end to the online/offline complaints :P
820[09:12:20] <Didero> Since literally every time there's an article about Elite on RPS, somebody in the comments angrily starts shouting about an offline mode
821[09:12:22] <Gilles> I figure Colossal Order will eventually branch into theme parks :P
822[09:12:31] <Didero> Which isn't entirely unfair, I guess
823[09:13:12] <Gilles> I mean.. their original games were about transit planning, and then they branched into city building
824[09:14:11] <Didero> Cities: Skylines mainly focusses on roads and transportation, right? You'd have similar issues in a theme park, where the main paths will be very busy, as will paths near popular attractions
825[09:14:35] <Gilles> nope, it also focuses on neighbourhoods and zoning
826[09:14:35] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
827[09:14:57] <Gilles> and population and city health
828[09:15:12] <Didero> I know, I meant, once you have a good city laid out, the main problem is traffic congestion, right?
829[09:15:18] <Didero> At least, that's what I heard
830[09:15:20] <MasterCheese> http://i.imgur.com/Z3fFFcj.gifv
831[09:15:20] <PyMoronBot> Always remember to remove cat before flight 14| 2Animated! 14| 564x314 14| Size: 67,458kb 14| Views: 1,933,825
832[09:15:24] <Gilles> and services
833[09:15:29] <Didero> Oh, there's also this theme park game in development: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/06/20/parkitect-management-game/
834[09:15:30] <PyMoronBot> Parkitect: Theme Park Management | Rock, Paper, Shotgun (at www.rockpapershotgun.com)
835[09:15:55] <Gilles> MasterCheese: video version here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ
836[09:16:05] <Hiramas> Colossal Order always wanted to do a city build afaik
837[09:16:20] <Hiramas> but then Sim City was announced and they had to lay low with the Cities in Motion games
838[09:16:35] <Hiramas> which actually were great for exercises
839[09:16:46] <Hiramas> and when they saw that Sim City was shit, they went for it
840[09:17:10] <Hiramas> at least that%u2019s the way they tell it
841[09:17:11] <Spluuga> o.o the transformer I used to have as a kid is rare now
842[09:17:31] <Gilles> and of course you no longer have it :P
843[09:18:38] <Hiramas> why the holy fuck would they let people pay 500 bucks for this and not give them the game? Frontier, come on...
844[09:18:42] <Spluuga> I don't actuaslly know
845[09:18:55] <Didero> Hiramas: Worse. 500 POUNDS
846[09:19:00] <Didero> ^wolfram 500 gpb to euro
847[09:19:05] <DideRobot> No results found, sorry. Did you perhaps mean: 500 gpb euro (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=500+gpb+to+euro)
848[09:19:09] <Didero> Oh come on
849[09:19:16] <Didero> ^wolfram 500 gbp to euro
850[09:19:22] <DideRobot> euro698.87 (euros) (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=500+gbp+to+euro)
851[09:19:23] <Tyranic-Moron> ^wolfram 500 GBP to EUR
852[09:19:27] <DideRobot> euro698.90 (euros) (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=500+GBP+to+EUR)
853[09:19:28] <Didero> 700 euros
854[09:19:33] <Hiramas> meanwhile, the actual preorder is 20 pounds
855[09:20:00] <Gilles> tell me more about this holy fuck
856[09:20:22] <Hiramas> the beta access is more than double as expensive than the normal preorder
857[09:20:45] <Didero> You get to pay 2.5 times the the pre-order price to be a beta tester, which used to be a paid position!
858[09:21:13] <Didero> Meanwhile, at the competitor: http://devlog.themeparkitect.com/
859[09:21:14] <PyMoronBot> devlog.themeparkitect.com (at devlog.themeparkitect.com)
860[09:23:29] <Tyranic-Moron> I actually backed Parkitect
861[09:23:35] <Didero> And that game will be released in August, apparently
862[09:23:36] <Tyranic-Moron> it's coming along very nicely
863[09:23:54] <Gilles> it's not like they have a cost involved
864[09:24:27] <Hiramas> please fav this into the high heaves, yes? https://twitter.com/alexsteacy/status/612912299322511360
865[09:24:28] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/22 02:17] @alexsteacy: Dear Alex, I want to want to stay on this asteroid, b... %u2014 I was first going to say that this was a terrible tim... http://ask.fm/a/c71bodhp
866[09:26:06] <Hiramas> wow, those guys have some neat ideas! http://31.media.tumblr.com/c3d29244661a4cee194e658026c93c9b/tumblr_inline_np6dpiWPmC1si3zx7_500.gif
867[09:26:34] <Tyranic-Moron> as I said, it's coming along well :)
868[09:26:46] <Tyranic-Moron> devlogs are always a treat
869[09:27:29] <Hiramas> Didero, they plan to get it to Steam Greenlight/Early Access in August, not release
870[09:27:35] <Gilles> I also like dev documentaries that some devs have been doing of late
871[09:27:40] <Didero> Ah, fair enough
872[09:27:47] <Didero> HOLD THE PHONE
873[09:27:51] <Didero> https://openrct2.com/
874[09:27:52] <PyMoronBot> OpenRCT2 project (at openrct2.com)
875[09:28:01] <Gilles> hold your own phone
876[09:28:08] <Hiramas> from the looks of it, this looks like a KSP case of things as in: in EA but pretty playabe
877[09:29:46] <Didero> And as luck would have it, I just noticed I have a boxed copy of RCT2, apparently
878[09:29:55] <Didero> Though I don't recall buying that...
879[09:30:09] <Tyranic-Moron> oh
880[09:30:31] <Tyranic-Moron> turns out mouse support was disabled in weechat, somehow
881[09:30:41] <Tyranic-Moron> that explains why I couldn't click anything
882[09:31:04] <Gilles> I blame the cat
883[09:33:24] <Hiramas> http://www.pcgamer.com//rogue-system-takes-the-hardcore-flight-sim-to-the-stars/
884[09:33:25] <PyMoronBot> Rogue System takes the hardcore flight sim to the stars - PC Gamer (at www.pcgamer.com)
885[09:33:58] <Hiramas> i promise to stop linking stuff after this: https://twitter.com/alexsteacy/status/612915717663363072
886[09:33:58] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/22 02:31] @alexsteacy: Everyone, there's something I'd really like to get off my chest: http://t.co/eVQOYSHtRj
887[09:35:33] <Tyranic-Moron> next episode of Dreamfall Chapters is getting released this thursday
888[09:35:47] <Tyranic-Moron> I should probably get around to playing that
889[09:36:17] <ricin> ^
890[09:36:19] *Hiramas falls through TMs dreams and makes them very weird*
891[09:36:22] <ricin> i haven't finished 2 yet
892[09:37:18] <Tyranic-Moron> currently still working through GTA V and Life is Strange though
893[09:37:19] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Jondare
894[09:37:21] <Tyranic-Moron> there are too many games
895[09:40:25] <Tyranic-Moron> hm, steam sale game I'm in seems to have stalled since last night
896[09:40:37] <Tyranic-Moron> I joined one of those games racing to 100m
897[09:44:43] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v InquisitorJL
898[09:44:47] <Mara> HeufyCloud: Did you hear about Zestiria yet?
899[09:47:33] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v korvys
900[09:49:55] <Kite> any MTG nuts present?
901[09:50:31] *Mara waves at Kite *
902[09:50:35] <Mara> What do you need%uFFFD
903[09:50:36] <Mara> *?
904[09:50:55] <Kite> I'm being conscripted into a two-headed giant today, kitchen casual
905[09:51:01] <Mara> Ooh, fun.
906[09:51:06] <Kite> and I made this deck out of some busted cards I have
907[09:51:07] <Kite> http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/22-06-15-tokens-and-counters/
908[09:51:07] <PyMoronBot> Tokens and counters (Casual MTG Deck) (at tappedout.net)
909[09:51:09] <Kite> thoughts?
910[09:51:44] <Kite> it's meant to churn out big things that like counters, and gives me lots of bonus for counters
911[09:52:22] <Kite> fathom mage - draw a card, mikaelus put counters on everything, contagion engin double proliferate
912[09:53:43] <Kidror> That seems pretty fun to me
913[09:54:20] <Mara> That looks solid Kite, the only card I'm unsure about is the Emereld Medallion
914[09:54:36] <Mara> Also, do you already know what the other head will be playing?
915[09:54:54] <Kite> no. I don't even know for sure who the head is.
916[09:55:13] <Kite> I have a bunch of alternatives for emerald medalion
917[09:55:26] <Mara> Reason I'm suggesting cutting the medallion is because a mere 36% of your symbols is green
918[09:55:28] <Kite> multani, more enduring scalelords etc
919[09:56:11] <Mara> Hmmm... no second Forgotten Ancient I assume?
920[09:56:21] <Kite> Would you recommend a shield of the oversoul or shield of the godhead? and no :(
921[09:57:01] <Kite> I have a fiend hunter, planar cleansing, resolute angel,
922[09:57:36] <Mara> It's steel of the godhead, and I'd probably suggest taking the shield of the oversoul instead. The unblockable is good, but I don't think your heavy hitters are in blue.
923[09:57:58] <Kite> I suppose :)
924[09:58:13] <Kite> I have three of those.
925[09:58:14] <Mara> Although... Ojutai AND two Pristine Skywises... hmmm
926[09:58:23] <Kite> I have no planeswalkers at all
927[09:58:33] <Kite> (I own none, that is)
928[09:58:51] <LambMower_> Holy shit, someone is actually doing it http://www.reddit.com/r/skyrimmods/comments/3ad3cy/help_tamriel_online_testing/
929[09:58:52] <PyMoronBot> [Help] Tamriel Online Testing : skyrimmods (at www.reddit.com)
930[09:59:30] <Hiramas> it seems I can%u2019t stop linking things https://twitter.com/Madman/status/612825533118726144
931[09:59:31] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/21 20:32] @Madman: Neon Genesis Evangelion's first episode took place on June 22nd, 2015. Today. #EvangelionDay http://t.co/peGN6hB08W
932[09:59:33] <Mara> Actually... yeah, I'm backtracking on my earlier statement. Steel of the Godhead would be more fun
933[09:59:35] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +ov ken|home ken|home
934[09:59:40] <LambMower_> He has only been working on it for a few weeks and it's already way further along than the other skyrim co-op mod that died
935[09:59:54] <LambMower_> And that one was under production for a few years
936[10:00:37] <Kidror> Welp, time for me to get in the robot
937[10:01:11] <Kite> Mara: is my mana ok? I have evolving wilds etc that I can add
938[10:01:32] <Mara> No clue :P it looked fine to me though. Plenty of fixing
939[10:01:36] <Hiramas> lamb, have you seen this? https://youtu.be/xcQOKeSzu7w?list=PLkkiai4nXBVJcYW06qF5LkXk-eGeFEr9I&t=598
940[10:01:36] <PyMoronBot> Let's Drown Out... Ark: Survival Evolved 14| 01:10:54 14| yahtzee19 14| We discuss a few of the developments from E3 as we fart around for an hour in Plant Groping Simulator 2015. Don't miss the amazing stegosaurus song ...
941[10:01:58] <LambMower_> I don't generally watch Yahtzee anymore so no
942[10:02:16] <Mara> He can be a bit of an ass, yeah
943[10:02:21] <Hiramas> it%u2019s more about what they did at that point of the video
944[10:02:45] <LambMower_> It's less of him being an ass and more of him being a one-trick pony
945[10:03:02] <Hiramas> you are not wrong
946[10:03:33] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v |Anaerin|
947[10:03:43] <Tyranic-Moron> I guess if it works and gets you paid you don't stop doing it
948[10:04:07] <Tyranic-Moron> is he still on the escapist?
949[10:05:03] <Hiramas> he is
950[10:05:36] <Mara> One of the few content creators that has lasted through it... which I originally thought was because of large piles of money
951[10:07:03] <Kidror> how did he survive it
952[10:08:57] <Hiramas> mostly by not getting involved
953[10:14:45] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v AndChat|616761
954[10:16:33] <Tyranic-Moron> ignore it and keep taking their money, I guess
955[10:17:11] <Tyranic-Moron> he's the only reason that site even still exists
956[10:21:01] <Tyranic-Moron> http://gamasutra.com/view/news/246641/CryEngine_adds_support_for_Oculus_Android_and_Linux_via_OpenGL.php
957[10:21:01] <PyMoronBot> Gamasutra - CryEngine adds support for Oculus, Android, and Linux via OpenGL (at gamasutra.com)
958[10:22:35] <Didero> That'll mean Star Citizen on Linux, right?
959[10:22:58] <Tyranic-Moron> should do, unless they don't upgrade engine
960[10:23:08] <Tyranic-Moron> I know they've heavily customised the one they have
961[10:24:47] <Tyranic-Moron> apart from that, I think that's now all the major engines supporting linux
962[10:24:48] <Didero> Hmm, might be hard to upgrade then
963[10:26:15] <HubbeWork> Yeah, I suspect they've put too much custom work into it
964[10:26:42] <HubbeWork> But who knows, they may be lucky and able to quickly port it all to the new one
965[10:29:00] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower__
966[10:29:05] <Wildy> acyloin
967[10:37:54] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v ojii
968[10:38:40] *Noy2222[Lalalala] somehow managed to make a GOT joke without seeing/reading any of it https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3ao5fv/we_should_put_valve_in_charge_of_the_military_to/csei9qs*
969[10:38:40] <PyMoronBot> Noy2222 comments on We should put Valve in charge of the military, to ensure World War 3 never happens. (at www.reddit.com)
970[10:39:13] *Noy2222[Lalalala] has no idea who Joffrey is*
971[10:40:10] <Tyranic-Moron> asshole child king
972[10:40:54] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> Died, presumably?
973[10:40:59] <Tyranic-Moron> yeah
974[10:41:05] <Didero> spoilers?
975[10:41:18] <Didero> then again, in GoT, everybody dies :P
976[10:41:23] <Tyranic-Moron> spoilers indeed
977[10:41:29] <Didero> It's more a matter of 'if' than 'when'!
978[10:41:34] <Didero> Er, other way around
979[10:41:38] <Didero> good job, brain
980[10:41:52] <Hiramas> valar morghulis
981[10:42:42] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> Now that I know that some asshole is going to die on GOT, I'm not gonna watch it
982[10:42:51] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> You've ruined the whole show for me!
983[10:43:06] *Noy2222[Lalalala] goes to watch the Sixth Sense.*
984[10:43:28] <Hiramas> aren%u2019t there timers on spoilers? the book has been out for years and season 4 is also more than a year old
985[10:44:19] <Tyranic-Moron> saying 'season 4' there is also a spoiler
986[10:44:38] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> Am I spoiler?
987[10:44:44] <Durugai> Yes
988[10:45:16] <Durugai> saying that someone spoiled you on someone going to die on GoT is also a spoiler! madness
989[10:45:50] <Tyranic-Moron> oh well
990[10:47:19] <Hiramas> essentially, you can%u2019t say more than %u201EI watched this"
991[10:48:22] <Hiramas> well, you could spoil people about stuff being on TV. Best we stop talking at all
992[10:49:49] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> %u266BTriple-dent Gum, it'll make you smile. Triple-dent Gum, it lasts a while.%u266B
993[10:50:06] <Hiramas> shhh, spoilers!
994[10:50:10] <Didero> Ugh, now you spoiled how long the gum lasts
995[10:50:14] <Didero> Thanks, Noy!
996[10:51:05] <Hiramas> I%u2019ll text ashton to shut down chat and then I%u2019ll take a vow of silence so I can%u2019t spoil anyone. You should do that, too.
997[10:52:32] <Hiramas> Of course, I will do that only once my job is done, so as long as chat exists, I will be very vocal about shutting it down
998[10:54:48] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Starnerf
999[10:56:51] <Didero> Oh wow
1000[10:57:01] <Didero> The manual for Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 starts with a brief history on rollercoasters
1001[10:57:13] <Hiramas> SPOILERS!
1002[10:57:20] <Hiramas> I haven%u2019t read that yet!
1003[10:57:20] <Didero> That's one downside of the prevalence of digital games: The lack of manuals
1004[10:57:29] <Didero> Though lately manuals have been crap anyway
1005[10:58:29] <Hiramas> manuals have been crap for a long time, even when boxed was still the dominating thing
1006[10:58:33] <Didero> Hiramas: ROLLER COASTERS WERE INVENTED BY THE RUSSIANS
1007[10:58:49] <Didero> There, spoiled
1008[10:58:54] <Hiramas> you ruined rollercoasters forever for me!
1009[10:59:16] <Hiramas> nah, kidding, I hate roller coasters. (Except building them)
1010[10:59:29] <Didero> Hey, me too
1011[10:59:36] <Didero> Unless you don't mean building them in games
1012[10:59:48] <Hiramas> I love park games
1013[11:00:06] <Hiramas> I hate riding roller coasters. I am not a GForce type of person
1014[11:00:24] <Didero> Since I've got a CD with RCT 2 here but my DVD drive is acting up, I'm allowed to pirate the game, right?
1015[11:00:28] <Didero> Right
1016[11:00:34] <Hiramas> I DO prefer GeForce GPUs, though%u2026.
1017[11:00:40] <Hiramas> Didero nobody cares
1018[11:00:52] <Didero> Hiramas: yeah, me neither. My brother sometimes likes to drive a little... sporty, and I don't even take well to that
1019[11:01:12] <Hiramas> oh, as long as I am in control, it works much better.
1020[11:01:24] <Didero> "Take the infamous Cyclone of Crystal Beach, Ontario, Canada.This ride,
1021[11:01:24] <Didero> designed by Harry Traver in 1927, topped out in the intensity department %u2014
1022[11:01:25] <Didero> often leaving riders with broken ribs or snapped collar bones. (An on-staff nurse
1023[11:01:26] <Didero> was always present.) It failed to profit and was eventually shut down, apparently
1024[11:01:27] <Didero> because more people came to watch others ride it rather than%u201Cenjoy%u201D the ride
1025[11:01:28] <Didero> themselves.
1026[11:01:30] <Didero> Oh crap, sorry
1027[11:01:38] <Didero> Didn't know multi-line was weird
1028[11:01:50] <Didero> Anyway, that's from the RCT 2 manual. Sounds like a fun coaster!
1029[11:01:58] <Hiramas> yeah.
1030[11:01:59] <Hiramas> fun
1031[11:02:00] <Hiramas> sure
1032[11:02:56] <Didero> Man, I love how that little history lesson comes even before the table of contents
1033[11:03:40] <Didero> 3 pages of it
1034[11:05:14] <Didero> Hah, there's little asides with info on real rollercoasters here too
1035[11:09:36] <Hiramas> to make a manual like this today, you would need at least another preorder tier!
1036[11:10:44] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> mmmm lunch
1037[11:10:54] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> ceasar salad wrap
1038[11:11:07] <Hiramas> sounds nice
1039[11:12:37] <Wildy> Tasty.
1040[11:12:44] <Wildy> I should really go and sell those cards/
1041[11:15:35] <Tyranic-Moron> I'm thinking of heading to lunch early but the menu hasn't updated yet
1042[11:16:30] <Hiramas> kholat is intersting to watch
1043[11:19:04] <HubbeWork> mugh
1044[11:19:13] <HubbeWork> Back, could you please co-operate with me
1045[11:19:22] <HubbeWork> Don't have time for chiropractor right now
1046[11:19:38] *Hiramas hands Hubbeworm another hot grain pillow*
1047[11:20:26] <HubbeWork> Am I a worm now
1048[11:20:49] <ekimekim|windows> so will these summer cards go untradable after the sale?
1049[11:20:57] <Wildy> yes
1050[11:21:02] <Mara> They will disappear from your inventory ekimekim
1051[11:21:03] <Didero> They'll disappear after the sale
1052[11:21:08] <ekimekim|windows> hmm. my last year's cards are still here...
1053[11:21:22] <Hiramas> HubbeWork: the pillow is supposed to enhance blood flow and relax.
1054[11:21:24] <Didero> It should say in your inventory
1055[11:21:28] <Wildy> ekimekim|windows: are they the getaway cards?
1056[11:21:35] <ekimekim|windows> yeah
1057[11:21:41] <Hiramas> is good if back hurts
1058[11:22:10] <HubbeWork> Oh I know how grain/wheat pillows work
1059[11:22:11] <Wildy> ekimekim|windows: they aren't last years cards
1060[11:22:13] <HubbeWork> I have several
1061[11:22:14] <ekimekim|windows> oh
1062[11:22:17] <Hiramas> ah good
1063[11:22:22] <ekimekim|windows> oooh, my foil is worth 38c
1064[11:22:23] <Didero> Yeah, last year's cards vanished too
1065[11:22:24] <Mara> Yeah, they changed that with last year's summer sale. It's actually listed in your inventory that they expire
1066[11:22:32] <Mara> *winter sale
1067[11:22:33] <HubbeWork> They're handy if you don't have close friends who're cool with giving you a shoulder massage
1068[11:22:33] <Wildy> The holiday cards after then vanish after the sale.
1069[11:23:06] <Wildy> So you should sell that foil if it's a sale card and get the moneys
1070[11:23:20] <ekimekim|windows> yep
1071[11:23:22] <Didero> Man, this RCT 2 music is so cheerful!
1072[11:23:44] <Mara> 38c sounds about right, I lucked into two foils and got roughly that too
1073[11:23:56] <Didero> Wow, lucky
1074[11:24:05] <Mara> Well, I did have double drops :P
1075[11:24:19] <Didero> double?
1076[11:24:25] <Mara> Mine and AMES'
1077[11:24:34] <Didero> Ah, right
1078[11:24:41] <Didero> I should make a Steam account for DideRobot too then :P
1079[11:24:46] <Wildy> Ames has cards?
1080[11:24:56] <Mara> Got a total of... 42 cards from that event, excluding trading and gifts
1081[11:25:05] <Didero> :O
1082[11:25:10] <HubbeWork> I got a total of like 3
1083[11:25:14] <HubbeWork> From the games I bought :P
1084[11:25:22] <Mara> Wildy: Yup! http://steamcommunity.com/id/AMESdb
1085[11:25:23] <Didero> I got two every day, for joining the Monster game
1086[11:25:23] <PyMoronBot> Steam Community :: AMES (at steamcommunity.com)
1087[11:25:24] <AMES> You're looking for  people to play games with? Hang on, let me grab the group link for you - http://steamcommunity.com/groups/dbsurvivors
1088[11:25:46] <HubbeWork> (Valkyria Chronicles is fun, but the porting job is kindof hilariously dumb in places)
1089[11:25:47] <Mara> Shhh AMES, don't reveal that you're not ignoring other bots :P
1090[11:25:55] <Mara> HubbeWork: In what way?
1091[11:26:06] <HubbeWork> They ported over the PS3 default savesystem.
1092[11:26:17] <HubbeWork> Like the save system looks and feels like the PS3 default one
1093[11:26:34] <HubbeWork> Keyboard/Mouse support is also rather clunky
1094[11:26:41] <HubbeWork> Thankfully, controller
1095[11:26:55] <Mara> Which hopefully does have solid support
1096[11:27:01] <HubbeWork> And no real graphics options to speak of
1097[11:27:07] <Mara> I kind of assumed Advent Rising would have proper controller support... it did not.
1098[11:27:10] <HubbeWork> But it runs on basically anything, is my understanding
1099[11:27:30] <HubbeWork> Mara: Yeah, Valkyria Chronicles uses the XInput API, so full controller support
1100[11:27:36] <Mara> Ooh, good.
1101[11:28:01] <HubbeWork> Also it's a fun, story-driven, game :P
1102[11:28:32] <Mara> It has some corners of its combat metagame that I dislike, and I'm very picky with SRPG combat systems... so I've been avoiding it
1103[11:28:51] <Mara> (low maximum level and random party member recruitment specifically)
1104[11:29:23] <Kite> Hm. Subnautica or the Long Dark as a last steam sale pick-up. Hrm
1105[11:29:31] <HubbeWork> I was just craving a new story-driven game to chew through
1106[11:29:55] <HubbeWork> Kite: do you want to survive in Canada or in the ocean in space
1107[11:29:56] *PyMoronBot mimes out a *WHOOOOSH!**
1108[11:30:20] <Kite> Hubbework I live in Canada and it gets to -35C here :P
1109[11:30:30] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> How big of an ocean?
1110[11:30:37] <Mara> Aren't those both in early access Kite?
1111[11:30:52] <HubbeWork> Cold, wolves and bears OR alien spacefish
1112[11:30:54] <Mara> Meaning you'll probably get it cheaper and more complete this Christmas
1113[11:31:06] <HubbeWork> Kite: Jealousss
1114[11:31:26] <HubbeWork> I'd move to Canada if the internet there wasn't so atrocious in comparison
1115[11:31:39] <Kite> Mara: yes. TLD is 11 bucks on saler, subnautica is -10% at 19
1116[11:31:55] <HubbeWork> As it is I'll probably make do with northern-ish Sweden
1117[11:32:02] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower_
1118[11:32:40] <Didero> Doesn't Lamb live there? He keeps getting disconnected, so internet can't be that great :P
1119[11:32:41] <Kite> Hubbework I have the best internet in the city - 60/10 mbps, 400 gig cap, ignore downloads in overnights. $70 a month
1120[11:32:59] <Mara> Kite: Yeah... that's a maximum discount of 50%, assuming you have plenty of backlog games like most of us, I'd hold off
1121[11:33:07] <LambMower_> My internet dies whenever I don't actively use it, also I don't live in the city no
1122[11:33:21] <Didero> Ugh, download caps
1123[11:33:22] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Jondare|2
1124[11:33:31] <Didero> LambMower_: Torrent more! It'll keep your connection alive :P
1125[11:33:51] <Didero> Also, is being on IRC not using your connection?
1126[11:34:14] <LambMower_> Not enough
1127[11:34:22] <QuarterVolt2> Rawr.
1128[11:34:22] <RoBoBo> QuarterVolt2 is NOT A DINOSAUR
1129[11:34:42] <Hiramas> are you half a volt now?
1130[11:34:59] <QuarterVolt2> Fucking blood work at 730 goddamn am
1131[11:35:15] <Hiramas> quod est demonstrandum lamb
1132[11:36:27] <HubbeWork> Kite: I can get better internet for half that... on my phone.
1133[11:36:48] <Kite> Canadian telcoms have a monopoly and they aren't letting go
1134[11:36:56] <HubbeWork> Unlimited 150/150 is %u20AC35/mo
1135[11:37:08] <HubbeWork> I currently just have unlimited 21/21 for %u20AC20/mo
1136[11:37:28] *QuarterVolt2 steals hubbework's downs*
1137[11:37:31] <LambMower_> Depends on where you live, there's a lot of indie ISPs in Canada
1138[11:38:31] <Hiramas> I checked, our flat is at 400GB this month and at roughly 900 last month
1139[11:38:54] <Kite> Lamb: this is an indie ISP. they have to feed off the bigger ones
1140[11:39:20] <Didero> I'd probably get pretty worried with a data cap. Even if I didn't pass it, I'd be keeping an eye on it all the time
1141[11:39:31] <Hiramas> all the streaming, online gaming and stuff
1142[11:39:49] <Hiramas> yeah. In times of netflix, data caps are just stupid
1143[11:40:09] <Kite> I can DL all I want 2-8AM
1144[11:40:21] <Hiramas> my ISP has a 10GB per day data cap on certain connections like p2p traffic
1145[11:40:35] <Hiramas> uploaded.net and such
1146[11:40:38] <Kidror> Anyone know how I ask Card Kingdom for the LRR button?
1147[11:40:40] <Kite> when I signed up, it was 300. they just upped it to 400 for free recently
1148[11:40:56] <Kidror> actually are tey even available right now?
1149[11:41:37] <QuarterVolt2> Mehbe
1150[11:41:54] <QuarterVolt2> You say lrr sent me button please when you order
1151[11:42:53] <Kidror> Thanks
1152[11:43:07] <Hiramas> isn%u2019t it send?
1153[11:43:26] <Kite> no, sent, past tense :)
1154[11:43:50] <Hiramas> so you ask for something that happened in the past?
1155[11:44:25] <Didero> 'LRR send me a button' is a request, 'LRR sent me a button' is bragging
1156[11:44:33] <QuarterVolt2> Lrr sent me. Button pls
1157[11:44:50] <Didero> Punctuation super imp,ortant
1158[11:44:57] <Hiramas> and here you see how important punctuation is
1159[11:45:12] <Hiramas> let%u2019s eat, grandpa!
1160[11:45:13] <QuarterVolt2> This is phone
1161[11:45:26] <QuarterVolt2> Punctuation less important on phone
1162[11:45:40] <HubbeWork> Punctuation IS important
1163[11:45:45] <HubbeWork> fuckin a man
1164[11:45:49] <HubbeWork> fucking a, man
1165[11:45:58] <Didero> Excpet for the last two minutes we've been discussing confusion caused by a single lacking comma. So it's more important than you may think
1166[11:46:22] <Tyranic-Moron> .comma
1167[11:46:23] <PyMoronBot> Excpet, for, the, last, two, minutes, we've, been, discussing, confusion, caused, by, a, single, lacking, comma. So, it's, more, important, than, you, may, think
1168[11:46:25] <Didero> And I don't just say that because I tend to overuse commas :P
1169[11:46:27] <Tyranic-Moron> much better
1170[11:46:34] <Didero> .aliases comma
1171[11:46:35] <PyMoronBot> 'comma' is aliased to: sed s/(\w+) /\1, /g
1172[11:46:41] <HubbeWork> .dumbs
1173[11:46:42] <PyMoronBot> .aaaliiiaaaseees cooommaaa
1174[11:46:48] <Hiramas> why do you have an alias for that?
1175[11:46:51] <HubbeWork> .dumbs
1176[11:46:52] <PyMoronBot> .duuumbs
1177[11:46:56] <QuarterVolt2> Context is important too
1178[11:46:57] <Hiramas> that%u2019s random as fuck....
1179[11:46:59] <Tyranic-Moron> I don't remember
1180[11:47:00] <HubbeWork> ...PyMoronBot pls
1181[11:47:01] <HubbeWork> pls
1182[11:47:02] <Didero> Hmm, the effect may be nicer if it inserted a comma only every two or three words. Makes it more Shatner-y?
1183[11:47:08] <Mara> ~tell Heufy* In case you missed it http://blog.talesofgame.com/en/video-tales-of-zestiria-on-ps4-and-pc-digital-2/
1184[11:47:09] <PyHeufyBot> Okay, I'll tell Heufy* that next time they speak.
1185[11:47:10] <Didero> .aliases
1186[11:47:11] <PyMoronBot> Current aliases: ?, argwithdefault, ass, aww, backup, bass, bunker, butts, butts!?, c, coinflip, comma, db_hangout, dbgif, dbhangout, dbhours, dbmoney, dumbs, fanstream, fanstreams, findurl, friendcode, friendcodes, gog, ken, kickstarter, ks, lbutt, lbutts, null, oalias, poster, rbutt, rbutts, rdp, sass, sir, standingby, stats, steam, steamgroup,
1187[11:47:12] <PyMoronBot> survivorgames, tellseriouspf, tellsillypf, tellsrspf, timer, tmhome, tmhomelate, tmjob, torrent, twitch, txircd, unclear, up, vst, youtube, yt
1188[11:47:13] <PyMoronBot> [VIDEO] Tales of Zestiria on PS4 and PC Digital! | The official Tales of Blog (at blog.talesofgame.com)
1189[11:47:17] <QuarterVolt2> Why would you ask lrr for something via card Kingdom
1190[11:47:23] <Didero> That is a LOT of aliases
1191[11:47:29] <Tyranic-Moron> indeed it is
1192[11:47:31] <Didero> .aliases c
1193[11:47:31] <PyMoronBot> 'c' is aliased to: choose
1194[11:47:33] <Hiramas> .ass
1195[11:47:34] <PyMoronBot> No text matching '([^\s]+)\-ass\s+([^\s]+)' found in the last 20 messages
1196[11:47:36] <QuarterVolt2> Tm it's because anime is for duuuumbs
1197[11:47:52] <Tyranic-Moron> I mean the .comma, QN
1198[11:47:53] <Didero> .aliases ken
1199[11:47:54] <PyMoronBot> 'ken' is aliased to: say Ken "http://greywool.com/desertbus/8/ken.php" Steacy
1200[11:48:33] <Hiramas> .poster
1201[11:48:33] <PyMoronBot> DB8 clickable poster map! http://greywool.com/desertbus/8/postermap.php
1202[11:48:39] <Tyranic-Moron> I think the intention of .comma was actually Shatner immitation
1203[11:48:46] <Mara> .lbutts
1204[11:48:46] <PyMoronBot> I butts the butts of .butts was butts butts butts
1205[11:48:53] <Tyranic-Moron> but there's no good way to write an alias for that
1206[11:48:56] <Hiramas> wow
1207[11:49:05] <Hiramas> that poster links to the videos, that is amazing
1208[11:49:20] <Tyranic-Moron> oh you hadn't seen that?
1209[11:49:28] <Mara> Yeah, people put a lot of time and skill into that
1210[11:49:32] <Tyranic-Moron> a few VST people put it together
1211[11:49:33] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v rikadyn
1212[11:49:42] <Hiramas> i haven't
1213[11:50:07] *rikadyn coughs*
1214[11:50:08] <UnsafeBot> rikadyn: Hai! How you doing? < From Luckie on Sun, 14 Jun 2015 04:09:49 UTC (8 days 7 hours 40 minutes ago)
1215[11:50:09] <UnsafeBot> rikadyn: See forum reply if you aren't feeling better. < From Danielle on Tue, 16 Jun 2015 00:57:30 UTC (6 days 10 hours 52 minutes ago)
1216[11:50:11] <Tyranic-Moron> there are many secret regions on it too
1217[11:50:21] <Tyranic-Moron> like the RDP button itself
1218[11:50:30] <Tyranic-Moron> although I think that broke at some point
1219[11:50:37] <MasterCheese> Oh god this thing is the worst
1220[11:50:44] <MasterCheese> Tyranic-Moron, Didero, other bot people
1221[11:50:50] <MasterCheese> Have I told you about our Jabber bot at work?
1222[11:51:06] <Didero> I think you've mentioned it before
1223[11:51:20] <HubbeWork> Probably?
1224[11:51:22] <Mara> Is it not as good as any of our bots?
1225[11:51:22] <Tyranic-Moron> I don't recall
1226[11:51:40] <MasterCheese> It is Errbot, an existing Jabber/IRC/HipChat/Whatever bot at its core
1227[11:51:51] <MasterCheese> Which is in Python
1228[11:52:02] <MasterCheese> Aaaaall of its plugins call PHP scripts on the command line
1229[11:52:15] <MasterCheese> Half of which run a .jar to do Java-specific things, via shell_exec()
1230[11:52:46] <Mara> I'm not the best or cleanest programmer, and that just made me throw up in my mouth a little
1231[11:52:48] <Tyranic-Moron> so it's unsafebot?
1232[11:53:03] <MasterCheese> It's like a recursive UnsafeBot
1233[11:53:13] <Tyranic-Moron> bleh
1234[11:53:43] <Didero> That seems like more work to set up than just making it use Python plugins
1235[11:53:55] <HubbeWork> That seems... horrific
1236[11:54:00] <HubbeWork> Why would someone make it like that
1237[11:54:01] <Mara> It sounds like it was pieced together by somebody VERY stubborn
1238[11:54:05] <MasterCheese> Mara: Bingo
1239[11:54:06] <HubbeWork> That must be HORRIFIC to maintain
1240[11:54:15] <MasterCheese> HubbeWork: It is maintained by one man, the man who wrote it
1241[11:54:21] <HubbeWork> Oh I see
1242[11:54:23] <MasterCheese> He has now left the team that owns the bot
1243[11:54:38] <Tyranic-Moron> and I suppose he's unfireable
1244[11:54:41] <MasterCheese> So guess who is writing an entirely new bot from scratch, instead of accepting the proposed handover
1245[11:54:44] <HubbeWork> So it's less "let's make something good" and more "let's make something only I understand so I have some job security"
1246[11:54:49] <Mara> MasterCheese: Is it you?! :D
1247[11:55:06] <Hiramas> now I am kicking through this
1248[11:55:07] <MasterCheese> HubbeWork: It was more "Let's make something that works, in the one language I know, because I cba to learn anything better"
1249[11:55:13] <Hiramas> and want it to be desert bus again
1250[11:55:18] <HubbeWork> MasterCheese: ew
1251[11:55:20] <HubbeWork> eeeeeeeeeeew
1252[11:55:31] <HubbeWork> Unwillingness to learn is a filthy thing
1253[11:55:37] <LambMower_> In other news, tonight we're dungeon running and doing adventures on Wildstar
1254[11:55:38] <MasterCheese> So yes, I'm murdering it
1255[11:55:43] <HubbeWork> A wise man once told me to learn something new every day
1256[11:55:45] <Mara> Awesome Cheese :D
1257[11:55:46] *PyMoronBot loves cheese*
1258[11:55:47] <LambMower_> So everyone who does Wildstar make sure you're around for that + at you're at least lvl 15
1259[11:55:52] <HubbeWork> And thus I became a scientist
1260[11:55:53] <MasterCheese> And replacing it with an actual thing written entirely in Python
1261[11:55:56] <Mara> ...does that mean you'll also be making a CheeseBot for here?
1262[11:56:02] <MasterCheese> Nah
1263[11:56:05] <Mara> Aww :P
1264[11:56:16] <MasterCheese> Basically nothing it does will be at all relevant for this chat
1265[11:56:34] <MasterCheese> ...And probably should never be exposed to the general public as even a thing that we use a bot for
1266[11:56:35] <Tyranic-Moron> server status and bug reports and junk I'm guessing?
1267[11:56:37] <Didero> If you write a good core, you could make chat modules and work modules
1268[11:56:42] *HeufyCloud vibrates and makes purring noises at MasterCheese*
1269[11:56:43] <PyHeufyBot> HeufyCloud: In case you missed it http://blog.talesofgame.com/en/video-tales-of-zestiria-on-ps4-and-pc-digital-2/ < From Mara (0 days, 0 hours and 9 minutes ago).
1270[11:56:50] <MasterCheese> Eh, I'm probably just going to use Errbot
1271[11:56:51] <HeufyCloud> hnnnnnn Tales
1272[11:56:53] <Mara> Automated replies and decision making
1273[11:56:54] *Hiramas get%u2019s on Wildstar then*
1274[11:56:57] <MasterCheese> I can't be bothered learning XMPP and making my own code
1275[11:56:58] <rikadyn> meh
1276[11:56:59] <Mara> HeufyCloud: I KNOW! :D On PC!
1277[11:57:02] <MasterCheese> *core
1278[11:57:03] <HeufyCloud> :O !
1279[11:57:06] <HeufyCloud> even better
1280[11:57:12] <Mara> (And PS4, blah blah)
1281[11:57:13] <rikadyn> whiskey+pineapple juice is neat
1282[11:57:30] <rikadyn> my throat hurts...
1283[11:57:31] <MasterCheese> Plus it will likely eventually be moved to HipChat, which I DEFINITELY don't want to learn how to talk to
1284[11:57:37] <rikadyn> not sure why...
1285[11:57:42] <HeufyCloud> The last new Tales game I played was Hearts R
1286[11:57:47] <HeufyCloud> Which was sadly all in Japanese
1287[11:57:52] <Mara> rikadyn: Could the whiskey+pineapple juice have been a factor? :P
1288[11:57:59] <HeufyCloud> Good game, but I had to go completely by the subtitles
1289[11:58:07] <rikadyn> %u65E5%u672C%u8A9E%u3067%u3059%u304B%uFF1F
1290[11:58:10] <Tyranic-Moron> lunch time
1291[11:58:17] <Mara> So... you just mean the audio was in Japanaese? I actually prefer it that way :P
1292[11:58:23] <HeufyCloud> It was
1293[11:58:26] <rikadyn> no, it hurt before that i've had a cough for like 2 weekks now
1294[11:58:28] <Tyranic-Moron> still no menu update
1295[11:58:37] <HeufyCloud> Hearts R was a Vita release
1296[11:58:38] <Didero> ^help translate
1297[11:58:39] <DideRobot> ^translate: Translates the provided text. The first argument should be a two-letter country code ('it' for Italy, etc.) if you want to translate from English, or the source language and the target language separated by a '|' (So 'fi|en' to translate from Finnish to English)
1298[11:58:54] <Didero> ^translate jp/en %u65E5%u672C%u8A9E%u3067%u3059%u304B%uFF1F
1299[11:58:55] <DideRobot> If you only provide a single language code, it should be a two-letter language identifier, I'm not sure how to interpret 'jp/en'
1300[11:59:01] <HeufyCloud> So while they say it's fan service they probably just didn't wanna take the risk of doing a full localization and having the game sell badly
1301[11:59:07] <Didero> ^translate jp|en %u65E5%u672C%u8A9E%u3067%u3059%u304B%uFF1F
1302[11:59:08] <DideRobot> Something went wrong with your query: 'jp' is an invalid source language . example: langpair=en|it using 2 letter iso or rfc3066 like zh-cn. almost all languages supported but some may have no content
1303[11:59:14] <MasterCheese> Oh yeah, worst thing about the work bot
1304[11:59:17] <HubbeWork> ^translate fi|en Paljon lunta, mutta ei taskulamppu.
1305[11:59:19] <MasterCheese> It's named after one of our female champions
1306[11:59:19] <DideRobot> Translation: A lot of snow, but there is a flashlight.
1307[11:59:22] <Hiramas> why does my main quest line require 2 people?
1308[11:59:23] <Didero> What
1309[11:59:27] <MasterCheese> And if the guy who created it asks "Who's your daddy"...
1310[11:59:32] <HubbeWork> DideRobot: that is wrong
1311[11:59:34] <rikadyn> but feels like i puked which i didn't
1312[11:59:37] <HeufyCloud> Also I usually like my Tales games in English
1313[11:59:41] <HubbeWork> A lot of snow, but no flashlight.
1314[11:59:47] <HeufyCloud> They're generally pretty well localized
1315[11:59:50] <Didero> HubbeWork: It's not like I manually enter the translation :P
1316[12:00:02] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Starnerf[work]
1317[12:00:10] <Didero> I already forgot which translation API that module uses
1318[12:00:33] <rikadyn> only drank half a bottle of whiskey tonight
1319[12:00:34] <Mara> ^translate en/nl Now to make Didero and Heufy (sorry Heufy) cringe by showing them how bad automated translation still is, despite everybody trying their very best.
1320[12:00:35] <DideRobot> If you only provide a single language code, it should be a two-letter language identifier, I'm not sure how to interpret 'en/nl'
1321[12:00:35] <HeufyCloud> Maybe I just try learning Japanese or something :P
1322[12:00:40] <MasterCheese> Big issue I have right now, is that searching for plugins for this bot is somewhat tricky
1323[12:00:59] <Mara> ...why did that not work? Is that not exactly what you just did Didero?
1324[12:01:00] <MasterCheese> Because Google automagically includes "error" in all searches for "err"
1325[12:01:01] <Didero> Mara: The language separator is '|' not '/'. I should probably make it automatically fix that
1326[12:01:06] <MasterCheese> And I can't make it not do that
1327[12:01:09] <Mara> ^translate en|nl Now to make Didero and Heufy (sorry Heufy) cringe by showing them how bad automated translation still is, despite everybody trying their very best.
1328[12:01:11] <DideRobot> Translation: Nu om Didero en Heufy (sorry Heufy) is crade door aan te tonen hen hoe slecht geautomatiseerde vertaling nog steeds, ondanks iedereen proberen hun uiterste best.
1329[12:01:14] <HeufyCloud> DideRobot is picky
1330[12:01:28] <Didero> 'crade'?
1331[12:01:30] <HeufyCloud> also that is terrible Dutch
1332[12:01:30] <PyMoronBot> The Dutch, AGAIN!
1333[12:01:41] <Mara> Yeah, that's butts Dutch :P
1334[12:01:46] *rikadyn sings along with Taeyang*
1335[12:02:05] <MasterCheese> I don't think it even tried on some of those words
1336[12:02:06] <HeufyCloud> Let's literally translating every word and throwing grammar out the window
1337[12:02:07] <Didero> Apparently it uses 'mymemory.translated.net', which is crap at its job :P
1338[12:02:12] <HeufyCloud> ...
1339[12:02:15] <HubbeWork> ^translate en|se And now we break some things by making an incredibly long sentence that would never ever be said outloud in Swedish.
1340[12:02:16] <DideRobot> Something went wrong with your query: 'se' is an invalid target language. Look for the right ISO 639-1 code here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ISO_639-1_codes
1341[12:02:25] *rikadyn can't feel ho s lips*
1342[12:02:30] <HeufyCloud> RE_HeufyBot used the Bing API
1343[12:02:35] <HeufyCloud> Which is okayish at it
1344[12:02:39] <Didero> It's incredibly particular about language codes too
1345[12:02:40] <HubbeWork> ^translate en|sv And now we break some things by making an incredibly long sentence that would never ever be said out loud in Swedish.
1346[12:02:50] <MasterCheese> I had a real problem in Sweden
1347[12:02:56] <HubbeWork> ...surprisingly competent.
1348[12:03:01] <MasterCheese> Because I always greet people with "Hey"
1349[12:03:11] <HeufyCloud> Maybe it just hates Dutch
1350[12:03:15] <MasterCheese> So every Swedish person I spoke to assumed I was Swedish
1351[12:03:18] <HubbeWork> :P
1352[12:03:32] <HubbeWork> I tend to greet people I know with "Ohai"
1353[12:03:48] <HeufyCloud> If I ever rewrite RE_HeufyBot's translate I'll probably use Bing again
1354[12:03:53] <HeufyCloud> Also TranslationParty
1355[12:04:07] <Mara> ~tp Does that currently (still) work?
1356[12:04:10] <HeufyCloud> nope
1357[12:04:11] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
1358[12:04:13] <HubbeWork> And I tend to almost never greet peopel I don't know
1359[12:04:19] <HubbeWork> yaaaaaaaay introversion
1360[12:04:22] <HeufyCloud> that module died along with RE_HeufyBot
1361[12:04:37] <Mara> HubbeWork: Shhh, not so loud. People might hear. But I agree
1362[12:04:40] <HeufyCloud> The last thing I added to PyHeufyBot was
1363[12:04:44] <Didero> HubbeWork: I agree, they make pretty great games!
1364[12:04:45] <HeufyCloud> ~wordcount butt
1365[12:04:45] <PyHeufyBot> The word "butt" has been said 414 times. The top contributor is zeke229 with 25 times.
1366[12:04:46] <Didero> :P
1367[12:04:59] <HeufyCloud> Also log searching
1368[12:05:04] <Kidror> ~wordcount the
1369[12:05:04] <PyHeufyBot> A counter for "the" does not exist.
1370[12:05:10] <Kidror> Aww
1371[12:05:16] <Didero> ~help wordcount
1372[12:05:17] <PyHeufyBot> wordcount <word> | Request how many times a given word has been said.
1373[12:05:19] *HubbeWork touches Didero right in the Uplink sequel that never happened*
1374[12:05:24] <HeufyCloud> It only counts things I tell it to count
1375[12:05:29] *Didero starts tracing HubbeWork*
1376[12:05:36] <HeufyCloud> Otherwise PyHeufyBot would become painfully slow
1377[12:05:43] *HubbeWork disables Didero's Monitor software*
1378[12:05:47] <Didero> beep... beep.... beep beep beep beepbeepbeepbeep
1379[12:05:54] <MasterCheese> Well they always said Hej to me when I like, went into a shop or something
1380[12:05:58] <MasterCheese> So I go "Hey!" back
1381[12:05:59] <HeufyCloud> I guess I could make it go through all the logs instead but eh
1382[12:06:00] <rikadyn> no no no no tomorrow
1383[12:06:04] <HeufyCloud> that's slow
1384[12:06:06] <MasterCheese> Then they start talking in Swedish
1385[12:06:18] <HubbeWork> Didero: I loved how you in Uplink could break computers entirely using command line
1386[12:06:21] *Didero stops his active trace and starts a passive trace*
1387[12:06:31] *HubbeWork hops onto InterNIC and deletes his bounce logs*
1388[12:06:33] <Mara> HubbeWork: That sounds realistic
1389[12:06:38] <HubbeWork> Heh
1390[12:06:40] *HeufyCloud touches Didero's passive trace*
1391[12:06:40] <MasterCheese> Thankfully almost everyone spoke English
1392[12:06:44] <MasterCheese> Man, I miss Sweden now
1393[12:06:46] <MasterCheese> Sweden was nice
1394[12:06:47] <QuarterNote> MasterCheese "Then they started talking in Swedish" sounds like an interesting opening to a horror film
1395[12:06:48] <Didero> Yeah, if you delete the kernel files and reboot, it just crashes
1396[12:06:51] <HubbeWork> It was one of VERY FEW realistic things in Uplink
1397[12:06:58] <HeufyCloud> I miss Canada :/
1398[12:07:01] <Mara> Don't people in Ireland speak something close enough to English? :P
1399[12:07:04] <HeufyCloud> It's been exactly 3 years today
1400[12:07:10] <HubbeWork> I totally want to move to Sweden sometime
1401[12:07:14] *MasterCheese hugs Heufy*
1402[12:07:19] <HubbeWork> Probably after I've gotten my Masters degree all sorted
1403[12:07:20] <QuarterNote> HeufyCloud but now you have fanceh french lady
1404[12:07:21] *Mara hugs Heufy too*
1405[12:07:23] <HeufyCloud> 3 years since I hopped on a plane to Canada for the first time
1406[12:07:27] <HeufyCloud> I do
1407[12:07:27] <Mara> I miss New York...
1408[12:07:34] <HeufyCloud> But that's not a replacement for all my friends in Canada
1409[12:07:45] <MasterCheese> HubbeWork: Come to Jonkoping with me, we can get a boat and go on the lake that I thought was the ocean
1410[12:07:46] *PyMoronBot mimes out a *WHOOOOSH!**
1411[12:07:46] <Mara> Ooh, Heufy has a fancy French lady? I can't say I'm surprised, but good for you!
1412[12:07:50] <QuarterNote> true France is a poor replacement for most things
1413[12:07:51] <HeufyCloud> huh?
1414[12:07:54] <HeufyCloud> oh
1415[12:07:56] <HeufyCloud> yes I do
1416[12:07:58] <Didero> Mara: I thought you were moving to NY reasonably soon?
1417[12:08:03] <Mara> Didero: Yes!
1418[12:08:16] <HubbeWork> MasterCheese: it is a very large lake
1419[12:08:25] <Mara> Didero: Just because I'm planning to go there doesn't mean I don't currently miss it :P
1420[12:08:35] <MasterCheese> One of the guys I was with was told there was a lake, hadnt left the hotel yet
1421[12:08:36] <Didero> I'm happy for you, Mara, but timezones'll mean we can talk less
1422[12:08:42] <Didero> AND WE STILL NEED TO PLAY TALISMAN SOME TIME
1423[12:08:45] <MasterCheese> And he went "Oh, cool, I can go for a run around that tomorrow"
1424[12:08:47] <MasterCheese> Noooooope
1425[12:08:49] <Mara> HeufyCloud: I'm not sure how I missed that, but yay
1426[12:08:53] <HubbeWork> Heh
1427[12:09:06] <Mara> Didero: We do! ...want to play some later today?
1428[12:09:08] <HubbeWork> Yeah that lake is like... hundreds of kilometers long, isn't it?
1429[12:09:20] <HubbeWork> I just remember it being absolutely giant
1430[12:09:21] <MasterCheese> It was beyond the horizon, so, yeah, probably
1431[12:09:22] <Didero> I impulse-bought the season pass for Talisman when it was on sale for reasons I'm not entirely sure of, so I've got all the expansions now
1432[12:09:25] <MasterCheese> It's ridiculous
1433[12:10:02] <MasterCheese> Like, I can stand on the coast on France on a clear day and see the UK
1434[12:10:05] <Didero> Mara: You can save an online game, though apparently you can only have on online game going at a time. So we don't even have to finish it in one go. And yeah, we can play tonight or something
1435[12:10:09] <MasterCheese> But I could not see anything at the far end of that lake
1436[12:10:11] <rikadyn> yay the numbness of alcohol has kicked in
1437[12:10:15] <HubbeWork> MasterCheese: That lake is 1900 km^2
1438[12:10:17] <Mara> I just have the core which I... *checks* bought in last year's winter sale.
1439[12:10:20] <MasterCheese> Daaaamn
1440[12:10:26] <MasterCheese> There are countries smaller than that.
1441[12:10:27] <QuarterNote> das a lot of km
1442[12:10:32] <Mara> Didero: Neat, reinstalling
1443[12:10:35] <HubbeWork> 135 kilometers long.
1444[12:10:42] <HubbeWork> It is a VERY big lake
1445[12:10:54] <HubbeWork> Second biggest in Sweden :P
1446[12:10:54] <Mara> ^wa surface area of the Netherlands
1447[12:10:55] <rikadyn> i've seen longer
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1449[12:10:58] <MasterCheese> You could fit half a Luxembourg in there
1450[12:10:59] <DideRobot> 41543 km^2 (square kilometers) (world rank: 135th) (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=surface+area+of+the+Netherlands)
1451[12:11:00] <QuarterNote> there should be a special word for a lake that big
1452[12:11:01] <Didero> Mara: Talisman was one of the games that got a discount through the Monster game. Base game was at 90% off, the expansions at 60-80% IIRC
1453[12:11:04] <rikadyn> inland sea?
1454[12:11:18] <QuarterNote> ^wa surface area of Vatican City
1455[12:11:20] <DideRobot> 0.44 km^2 (square kilometers) (world rank: 240th) (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=surface+area+of+Vatican+City)
1456[12:11:21] <Mara> Yeah, I got the base game at 90% off (just not in that sale)
1457[12:11:31] <MasterCheese> Or like, 10 Liechtensteins
1458[12:11:36] <HubbeWork> MasterCheese: There's another lake very nearby that's over 5000 km^2
1459[12:11:42] <MasterCheese> o.o
1460[12:11:51] <Didero> though so far I've only played with the Reaper expansion. It's... not that fantastic, though it does add a few cards
1461[12:11:57] <QuarterNote> HubbeWork why does your country have such giant lakes
1462[12:12:01] <Didero> I had the Frostmarch expansion from before, since that was in a Humble bundle
1463[12:12:05] <MasterCheese> Oh crap, yeah, I see that on the map
1464[12:12:06] <QuarterNote> you should fill them in to build hourses
1465[12:12:07] <MasterCheese> Daaaamn
1466[12:12:08] <HubbeWork> QuarterNote: sweden is not my country
1467[12:12:18] <Didero> Which is good, because after a while you want a different ending than the default Crown Of Command :P
1468[12:12:19] <HubbeWork> Finland also has some large lakes though
1469[12:12:19] <Mara> That's a very Dutch thing to say QN :P
1470[12:12:20] <PyMoronBot> The Dutch, AGAIN!
1471[12:12:21] <rikadyn> Max. length 	307 mi (494 km)
1472[12:12:22] <rikadyn> Max. width 	118 mi (190 km)
1473[12:12:24] <rikadyn> Surface area 	22,300 sq mi (58,000 km2)[1]
1474[12:12:25] <HeufyCloud> Finland is like
1475[12:12:26] <HeufyCloud> The country of lakes
1476[12:12:28] <rikadyn> ^lake michigan
1477[12:12:29] <HeufyCloud> Alllll the lakes
1478[12:12:39] <HeufyCloud> and saunas
1479[12:12:41] <QuarterNote> more lake than country?
1480[12:12:43] <Mara> ^wa surface area of flevoland
1481[12:12:45] <DideRobot> 1412 km^2 (square kilometers) (3.4% of total for Netherlands) (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=surface+area+of+flevoland)
1482[12:12:52] <Didero> We made that island up!
1483[12:12:53] <Mara> We made that from a lake ^
1484[12:12:54] <HubbeWork> "There are 187,888 lakes in Finland larger than 5 ares (500 square metres)."
1485[12:13:16] <HeufyCloud> ...o.o
1486[12:13:18] <HeufyCloud> I
1487[12:13:25] <HeufyCloud> I didn't realize there were quite that many
1488[12:13:37] <Didero> Finland is a pretty huge country, no?
1489[12:13:42] <HubbeWork> Most of them are really small
1490[12:13:43] <QuarterNote> Finland is the swiss cheese of countries
1491[12:13:43] *PyMoronBot loves cheese*
1492[12:13:45] <Didero> ^wolfram surface area of finland
1493[12:13:46] <HubbeWork> Finland is not very big, no
1494[12:13:47] <DideRobot> 338145 km^2 (square kilometers) (world rank: 65th) (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=surface+area+of+finland)
1495[12:14:00] <HeufyCloud> Finland is made of cheese?
1496[12:14:04] *HeufyCloud eats HubbeWork*
1497[12:14:10] <QuarterNote> no finland is full of holes
1498[12:14:11] <HubbeWork> :<
1499[12:14:12] <Didero> Not very big no, only about 8 times the size of The Netherlands :P
1500[12:14:19] <MasterCheese> So I was staying...here https://www.google.ie/maps/place/Familjen+Ericsson's+City+Hotel/@57.7836688,14.1591132,18z/
1501[12:14:22] <PyMoronBot> Google Maps (at www.google.ie)
1502[12:14:25] <MasterCheese> LOOK HOW CLOSE TO THE LAKE THAT IS
1503[12:14:26] <MasterCheese> ;_;
1504[12:14:27] *HeufyCloud decided HubbeWork is not cheese*
1505[12:14:28] <MasterCheese> It was amazing
1506[12:14:30] <MasterCheese> I want to go back
1507[12:14:31] *HeufyCloud petapets instead*
1508[12:14:50] <QuarterNote> Sir that is not a lake
1509[12:15:00] <HeufyCloud> Your face is not a lake
1510[12:15:02] <MasterCheese> That's a lake
1511[12:15:03] <QuarterNote> we need a new word for what that is
1512[12:15:13] <Didero> Also, MasterCheese, I hope you didn't tell your colleague that the lake was huge and just let him go jogging :P
1513[12:15:15] <MasterCheese> My favourite thing
1514[12:15:17] <QuarterNote> like Intraocean
1515[12:15:20] <MasterCheese> Is that it's a lake called Vattern
1516[12:15:24] <MasterCheese> Which I believe just means "Water"
1517[12:15:30] <HubbeWork> Sortof, yes
1518[12:15:38] <HubbeWork> It's ooooooooooooold Swedish for water
1519[12:15:47] <QuarterNote> my that is a big Intracoean
1520[12:15:51] <HeufyCloud> why would you name a lake "Water" o.o
1521[12:16:07] <MasterCheese> It was also right next to the Tandstickmuseet
1522[12:16:08] <QuarterNote> WHy would you name an orange orange
1523[12:16:10] <HubbeWork> Because it's a fuckin' HUGE reservoir of drinkable water, Heufy?
1524[12:16:14] <HeufyCloud> yes but
1525[12:16:17] <MasterCheese> Which one of my friends was...somewhat overly excited about
1526[12:16:21] <HeufyCloud> just water
1527[12:16:27] <HubbeWork> The matchstick museum, really?
1528[12:16:30] <MasterCheese> Yes
1529[12:16:33] <HubbeWork> That's what he got excited about
1530[12:16:37] <MasterCheese> Yes
1531[12:16:49] <MasterCheese> Not the gaming cafe LITERALLY NEXT TO the museum
1532[12:16:52] <QuarterNote> a matchstick museum sounds flamable
1533[12:17:02] <MasterCheese> He was desparate to go to the Matchstick museum
1534[12:17:14] <Didero> That can only end in disappointment
1535[12:17:17] <HubbeWork> Did you guys get to do any travelling
1536[12:17:21] <MasterCheese> Not really
1537[12:17:27] <MasterCheese> We were kinda super busy
1538[12:17:31] <HubbeWork> Because there's a nearby town there that fuckin' everyone should visit
1539[12:17:34] <MasterCheese> Wandered around Jonkoping a bunch
1540[12:17:39] <HubbeWork> Because they make the best hard candies in the world
1541[12:17:40] <MasterCheese> Went to the best ice cream place ever
1542[12:17:48] <HeufyCloud> :O
1543[12:17:54] *HeufyCloud eyes MasterCheese*
1544[12:18:05] <MasterCheese> The owner loved us
1545[12:18:11] <QuarterNote> anyway MasterCheese all i can think of with that hotel is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YqehGlg6m8
1546[12:18:11] <PyMoronBot> Spongebob Squarepants - Leif Erikson Day 14| 00:29 14| qro4yzeyl0i 14| HINGA DINGA DURGEN
1547[12:18:16] <MasterCheese> He had like, 50 varieties of ice cream
1548[12:18:30] <Mara> ...I should go get something to eat, I haven't been eating well lately on account of there not being any left >_> See you all later!
1549[12:18:32] <MasterCheese> And a couple guys went in the day before, he let them have a couple samples, it was all awesome
1550[12:19:04] <MasterCheese> Then they dragged me, and one guy was like "I'll have that, and that and that, no...that one, no...that" "Ok, stop, listen to me, you have them all"
1551[12:19:20] <MasterCheese> Someone else got their 3 scoops, tried one of first guy's, liked it, got a free scoop of that
1552[12:19:33] <MasterCheese> Mentioned he liked the melon one "Oh, here, have this, it's just like that one, but it's pear"
1553[12:19:44] <MasterCheese> Gave me one of every one of his sorbets because I could't have the ice creams
1554[12:19:54] <MasterCheese> Charged us for like, 6 scoops of ice cream
1555[12:20:17] <MasterCheese> So much ice cream
1556[12:20:24] <Didero> That man is the best worst businessman
1557[12:20:33] <HubbeWork> But a great human being
1558[12:20:41] <HubbeWork> Because fuck yeah, free icecream
1559[12:20:42] <MasterCheese> Super awesome guy
1560[12:20:43] <Didero> Yeah, I meant it as a compliment
1561[12:20:49] <HeufyCloud> :O
1562[12:20:52] <MasterCheese> But yeah, self professed terrible business owner
1563[12:20:56] *HeufyCloud eyes HubbeWork as well and makes cute mews*
1564[12:20:58] <MasterCheese> That said
1565[12:21:04] <elcalen> well, making a good impression is never bad for business
1566[12:21:08] <MasterCheese> He sold a lot of ice cream to Rioters who wouldn't have even know his business existed
1567[12:21:12] <Didero> .youtube rollercoaster tycoon 2 candy style
1568[12:21:17] <MasterCheese> 'cos it was a bit out of our wya
1569[12:21:20] <MasterCheese> But totally worth
1570[12:21:25] <HubbeWork> Speaking of things and stuff, I'm gonna head on home in a bit
1571[12:21:27] <HubbeWork> Cya'll laterer
1572[12:21:30] <QuarterNote> Rioters?
1573[12:21:30] <Didero> Bye
1574[12:21:32] <QuarterNote> oh
1575[12:21:35] <QuarterNote> people from Riot
1576[12:21:41] <MasterCheese> Oh, yes
1577[12:21:42] <QuarterNote> not people Rioting
1578[12:21:45] <MasterCheese> I forget that word has other meanings
1579[12:21:47] <HeufyCloud> :<
1580[12:21:47] <Didero> Yeah, that's maybe not the best way to refer to a group of Riot employees :P
1581[12:21:52] *HeufyCloud curls up and cris*
1582[12:21:57] <MasterCheese> We always talk about Rioters
1583[12:22:03] <elcalen> yeah, took me a sec to get you didn't mean an actual riot :P
1584[12:22:07] *MasterCheese gives Heufy a little cup of ice cream*
1585[12:22:11] <HeufyCloud> :OOOO
1586[12:22:13] <HeufyCloud> yey
1587[12:22:22] *HeufyCloud licks at it*
1588[12:22:28] <QuarterNote> I do like the idea of a Riot stopping to eat ice cream then going back out to keep Rioting
1589[12:22:58] <QuarterNote> thatd make a fun crapshot
1590[12:23:14] <QuarterNote> Ohhhh. Netflix has THE BABDOOK
1591[12:24:18] *HeufyCloud wiggles tail and boops MasterCheese's nose with paw*
1592[12:24:19] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://goo.gl/7yMb1y
1593[12:24:57] <QuarterNote> I had gelto in Little Italy once
1594[12:25:01] <QuarterNote> Was amazeballsgood
1595[12:26:01] <HeufyCloud> mmmm gelato
1596[12:26:26] *HeufyCloud had gelato in Rome at some point*
1597[12:26:29] <HeufyCloud> sogood
1598[12:30:03] <HeufyCloud> roar
1599[12:30:04] <PyMoronBot> HeufyCloud is DEFINITELY a lion.
1600[12:30:08] <HeufyCloud> :O
1601[12:30:11] <HeufyCloud> awwwyis
1602[12:30:32] *HeufyCloud roaaarrrssss loudly and sits*
1603[12:34:13] *rikadyn throws a christian at HeufyCloud*
1604[12:34:18] <HeufyCloud> o.o
1605[12:34:19] *HeufyCloud eats*
1606[12:34:24] *HeufyCloud roars more*
1607[12:34:43] *HeufyCloud is very scurry lion*
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1609[12:39:58] *QuarterNote gives HeufyCloud lots of pets*
1610[12:42:16] *rikadyn is just a worthless drunk*
1611[12:42:53] <Didero> The first is patently false and the second can be fixed
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1613[12:45:29] *rikadyn neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
1614[12:45:50] <HeufyCloud> Then go peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
1615[12:46:19] <rikadyn> i'm afraid to try nd stnd up drunk
1616[12:46:32] *QuarterNote gives rikadyn a diaper*
1617[12:46:37] <rikadyn> i sprained my nlke 2 weeks agoo
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1619[12:48:58] <Hiramas> rikadyn I am sure you%u2019ll manage!
1620[12:49:38] <Tyranic-Moron> From your spelling you do seem pretty drunk
1621[12:50:10] <Hiramas> I manage to write like that pretty sober, though
1622[12:50:19] <Tyranic-Moron> But yeah you should probably attempt it either way
1623[12:50:48] <Tyranic-Moron> You've got to pee sometime, and it'll only get worse
1624[12:51:18] *Spluuga is working on a saiga 12 model*
1625[12:53:19] <rikadyn> ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppeeeee'd and rank some baking soda
1626[12:53:41] <Tyranic-Moron> Ooh neat, spool of black 3d printer ink just got delivered to my house
1627[12:54:11] <Tyranic-Moron> 3d printer ink is much cheaper than paper ink
1628[12:54:31] <Spluuga> drinking baking soda sounds like you're trying to turn into pancake
1629[12:54:47] <Spluuga> Tyranic-Moron, you mean plastic?
1630[12:54:57] <Tyranic-Moron> Yes
1631[12:55:12] <Tyranic-Moron> PLA to be specific
1632[12:55:35] <Hiramas> I get flashbacks to saturday just reading your text rikadyn. Such a hangover
1633[12:55:45] <Tyranic-Moron> 1kg of 1.75mm
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1635[12:55:56] <Tyranic-Moron> Anubis
1636[12:56:04] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> yo
1637[12:56:09] <rikadyn> Spluuga: just killing some stomach acid...
1638[12:56:12] <Spluuga> waaaaaaaaaait for iiittt
1639[12:56:17] <Spluuga> ahh
1640[12:56:23] <rikadyn> Hiramas i will be hung oer in like 2hrs...
1641[12:56:24] *sir_jack rolls around*
1642[12:56:31] *Anubis169|w0rkthing prods Tyranic-Moron into a pm*
1643[12:56:35] <rikadyn> my body does not keep alcohol around very long
1644[12:56:48] <Hiramas> rikadyn i recommend drinking a lot of water and going to bed then
1645[12:56:51] <Spluuga> also Tyranic-Moron how much plastic does the thing go through?
1646[12:57:10] <rikadyn> Hiramas i only get mild headache but thanks
1647[12:57:21] <Hiramas> ok then
1648[12:57:45] <Spluuga> LambMower_, sooooooooon
1649[13:00:09] <sir_jack> ah, my weekly reminder of how dumb people are
1650[13:00:21] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> don't, i already know that
1651[13:00:34] *Anubis169|w0rkthing cocked up a comp fix last night in the most idiotic way*
1652[13:00:40] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> but go on :P
1653[13:01:20] <sir_jack> Last Week Tonight
1654[13:01:37] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> ?
1655[13:01:51] <sir_jack> c-span callers are morons
1656[13:02:03] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> what's c-span?
1657[13:02:22] <sir_jack> basically government TV
1658[13:02:51] *rikadyn burps*
1659[13:02:57] <sir_jack> ruuude
1660[13:03:04] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> gonna have to gimme some context here
1661[13:03:40] <sir_jack> well, c-span has a call-in show, and the kind of people that call in to a TV show like that are of the lowest common denominator in brain cells
1662[13:03:47] <rucdoc> context is not allowed
1663[13:04:02] <Gyaradroid> it feels so nice to sleep in
1664[13:04:11] <sir_jack> sleep is for the dead
1665[13:04:14] <Tyranic-Moron> back at desk
1666[13:04:26] <sir_jack> that's not how you use a desk
1667[13:04:34] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> m0rnin' Doc
1668[13:04:35] <sir_jack> you have to be frontwards
1669[13:04:50] <Gyaradroid> o/
1670[13:05:19] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> feelin' better?
1671[13:05:45] <Tyranic-Moron> Spluuga: depends what quality and density you set, but the tentacle phone stand in this album took about 120 inches at high quality, medium fill I think http://imgur.com/a/UOT5r
1672[13:05:46] <PyMoronBot> 3D Printer 14| Album: 13 Images 14| Views: 25
1673[13:06:42] <Tyranic-Moron> don't know what that is in grams of material
1674[13:06:59] <Hiramas> put the phone stand on a scale?
1675[13:07:00] <Tyranic-Moron> with everything I've printed I've barely even dented the spool though
1676[13:07:59] <Tyranic-Moron> I would if I had a sensitive enough scale. I've only got one you stand on, though
1677[13:09:10] *Spluuga chuckles evily*
1678[13:09:32] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v DoctorGyarados
1679[13:10:11] <Tyranic-Moron> the tiny dickbutt was around 30 nches of material
1680[13:10:19] <DoctorGyarados> tiny
1681[13:10:21] <DoctorGyarados> 30 inches
1682[13:10:34] <Tyranic-Moron> oh hi Doc
1683[13:10:37] <DoctorGyarados> o/
1684[13:11:19] <Starnerf[work]> kitchen scales are useful to have
1685[13:11:30] <Starnerf[work]> and super cheap
1686[13:12:16] <Spluuga> hmmh
1687[13:12:33] <Spluuga> I should send you crappy 3D models x3
1688[13:12:44] <Work|Gunner> I suspect the tentacle stand was ~ 38 grams
1689[13:13:19] <Work|Gunner> while the dickbutt was around 10 grams
1690[13:13:20] <rikadyn> read that as testicle
1691[13:14:12] <LambMower_> Why am I feeling so stressed today when I have nothing to be stressed about?
1692[13:14:40] <MasterCheese> Because the brain is a weird and wonderful thing
1693[13:14:42] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v SAJ
1694[13:15:44] *Spluuga prods LambMower_'s brain*
1695[13:16:26] <Work|Gunner> the brain is anything but wonderful
1696[13:16:37] <Work|Gunner> in contrast to Brain, who is very wonderful
1697[13:17:22] <rikadyn> i would like to remove my brain
1698[13:17:28] <rikadyn> probably with a 12ga
1699[13:17:46] <Spluuga> saiga?
1700[13:17:53] <CuddlyBlade> Hey
1701[13:19:28] <Hiramas> Last Week Tonight pulled a rickroll
1702[13:23:15] <Hiramas> uhhh this must have gotten gat0rs mad%u2026
1703[13:23:22] <LambMower_> Oh, it did
1704[13:23:47] <LambMower_> Sweet
1705[13:23:56] <LambMower_> Marvel announced that Miles Morales is going to be Spider-Man going forward
1706[13:24:12] <Hiramas> movie or comic?
1707[13:24:21] <Hiramas> both good
1708[13:24:35] <Hiramas> I guess the strange comic merger thingy they are doing
1709[13:24:43] <LambMower_> Comics
1710[13:27:06] <LambMower_> I haven't seen any announcements but Spider-Gwen is also probably sticking around
1711[13:28:12] <Hiramas> also nice
1712[13:28:45] <Work|Gunner> I can get behind this, though I don't actually read the comics so I'm irrelevent
1713[13:28:56] <QuarterNote> http://mythicspoiler.com/ori/cards/relichunter.html
1714[13:28:57] <PyMoronBot> Relic Hunter | Magic Origins Visual Spoiler (at mythicspoiler.com)
1715[13:29:06] <QuarterNote> Fame is the 2nd mechanic
1716[13:29:13] <LambMower_> Well, they want to make their line-up generally more interesting in general, I think new Thor is also sticking around
1717[13:34:28] <LambMower_> So apparently I have to start watching Star Wars Clone Wars and Rebels
1718[13:34:38] <Hiramas> they are good shows
1719[13:34:40] <Hiramas> and canon
1720[13:34:45] <Hiramas> so yeah
1721[13:35:06] <LambMower_> DiscoLando tweeted "If you're not watching Clone Wars I might feel bad for you, if you're not watching Rebels I might legit be mad at you"
1722[13:35:23] <LambMower_> And most people have had very good words about Rebels second season
1723[13:35:47] <Hiramas> the season pilot was good
1724[13:39:53] <ylegm-wurk> taht feeling when it's not even 9 AM monday and you have no fucks left to give
1725[13:39:54] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v AndChat|616761
1726[13:49:21] *BillThePhon boops Senstaku *
1727[13:49:21] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://i.imgur.com/yvlmyNI.gif
1728[13:49:25] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Senstaku
1729[13:49:30] *Senstaku has been booped?*
1730[13:51:23] <Senstaku> .twitch senstaku
1731[13:51:25] <PyMoronBot> 03Senstaku "Senstaku's Point & Die Shenaniganery - Indigo Prophecy Remastered"14, playing Indigo Prophecy04 [Mature]03 (Live with 0 viewers) 14| https://twitch.tv/senstaku
1732[13:51:54] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Cuttlefishman
1733[13:52:46] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Starnerf[work]
1734[13:55:07] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LadySephiroth
1735[13:57:11] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v WokenClick
1736[13:59:14] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roosevelt_fon
1737[14:00:04] <hiramas|mobile> Mhh, it will beta fewcmonths till rebels continues...
1738[14:00:58] <Wildy> Sometimes people are really stupid when it comes to some of these cards. Someone listed a holiday card on there for ~$7
1739[14:02:09] <Starnerf[work]> Maybe they've never sold anything before and don't know people can just buy the cheapest one automatically
1740[14:04:22] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roo_fon2
1741[14:04:29] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Hiramas|mobile
1742[14:05:43] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v AndChat|616761
1743[14:07:16] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dicey
1744[14:07:27] <DoctorGyarados> ~weather
1745[14:07:34] <DoctorGyarados> light... rain
1746[14:07:43] *DoctorGyarados looks out the window at the bright shining sun*
1747[14:07:49] *DoctorGyarados looks up at the beautiful blue sky*
1748[14:07:52] <DoctorGyarados> okay
1749[14:07:54] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v AndChat|616761
1750[14:08:11] <Roo_fon2> A lot can happen in 6 minutes
1751[14:08:30] <DoctorGyarados> Maybe it's raining in a different part of town
1752[14:08:40] <DoctorGyarados> I do live on the border
1753[14:10:52] <Roo_fon2> I blame <hot button political dispute>
1754[14:11:43] <Aeryn> ~weather
1755[14:11:43] <DoctorGyarados> global warping?
1756[14:11:51] <Aeryn> oops, forgot i left it like that
1757[14:11:57] <Aeryn> ~weather houghton-le-spring
1758[14:12:05] <Aeryn> "Light Rain"
1759[14:12:15] <Aeryn> It's been pissing it down all morning. IT ACTUALLY WOKE ME UP.
1760[14:12:26] <Aeryn> Nuffin' light about that fucking rain.
1761[14:12:29] <DoctorGyarados> maybe the bot only knows the 'light rain' weather pattern
1762[14:12:49] <Aeryn> ugh
1763[14:12:56] <Aeryn> why cant i be with the hubby in toronto already
1764[14:13:01] <Aeryn> sky is clear and 20 degrees out
1765[14:13:03] <Aeryn> yes pls
1766[14:13:19] <rikadyn> ~weather
1767[14:14:37] <Aeryn> rikadyn is that town/area/region ???
1768[14:15:27] <rikadyn> ward city prefecture
1769[14:15:56] <Aeryn> ahhh, ty
1770[14:16:04] <rikadyn> next one would be region which would be Kinki or Kansai
1771[14:16:25] <Aeryn> i was just interested in what the suffixs where, i will try to remember ^^
1772[14:17:19] <rikadyn> %u533A%uFF1Dward %u5E02%uFF1Dcity
1773[14:18:01] <DoctorGyarados> Oh, Aeryn
1774[14:18:08] <DoctorGyarados> do you have damage numbers turned on in Warframe?
1775[14:18:13] <Aeryn> no
1776[14:18:18] <DoctorGyarados> aw
1777[14:18:19] <Aeryn> i just want to hit things and have them die
1778[14:18:26] <Aeryn> why woould i do something sensible like that
1779[14:18:29] <DoctorGyarados> I wanted to make you feel bad by showing you how much damage I was doing
1780[14:18:38] <Aeryn> no go away
1781[14:18:40] <Aeryn> meanie
1782[14:18:59] <DoctorGyarados> Using your character, though!
1783[14:19:07] <DoctorGyarados> Eventually you, too, could be this silly and overpowered
1784[14:19:12] <Aeryn> http://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/fridgehenge-constructed-in-maidstone-38901/
1785[14:19:13] <PyMoronBot> Fridgehenge crops up on Upper Stone Street, Maidstone (at www.kentonline.co.uk)
1786[14:19:15] <Aeryn> I..... what
1787[14:19:18] <Aeryn> I can't stop laughing
1788[14:20:30] <Aeryn> fucking british people
1789[14:20:46] <AndChat|616761> That's amazing
1790[14:21:05] <Noy2222> British people don't fuck
1791[14:21:10] <DoctorGyarados> I would also like to point out that going full weeaboo nets me the most damage output
1792[14:21:11] <Noy2222> They're intercoursing
1793[14:21:20] <Aeryn> docket hush
1794[14:21:30] <DoctorGyarados> I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED
1795[14:21:30] <Aeryn> ur not allowed to lord over me, the queen of noobs
1796[14:21:31] <Aeryn> ok?
1797[14:21:35] <DoctorGyarados> THIS IS THE MOST DAMAGE I'VE EVER DONE
1798[14:21:37] <Aeryn> i have degreed
1799[14:21:40] <DoctorGyarados> WITH YOUR CHARACTER
1800[14:21:45] <Aeryn> LOOK
1801[14:21:47] <Aeryn> YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
1802[14:21:50] <Aeryn> IT'S THE RULES NOW
1803[14:22:00] *DoctorGyarados goes full weeb elsewhere*
1804[14:22:04] <Aeryn> BOW DOWN TO YOUR HOLY NOOBNESS
1805[14:22:32] <Aeryn> omfgg
1806[14:22:38] <Aeryn> the comments on story
1807[14:22:39] <Aeryn> i'm dying
1808[14:22:45] <Aeryn> "Might need to build a road tunnel under it, to allow visitors to appreciate its spiritual resonance in peace and tranquility."
1809[14:23:16] <DoctorGyarados> spiritual resonance
1810[14:23:20] <DoctorGyarados> fridge sculpture
1811[14:23:31] <Aeryn> the joke is that
1812[14:23:42] <Aeryn> stonehenge wasn't even that big of a deal like 20 years ago
1813[14:23:47] <Aeryn> and then this article came out about it
1814[14:23:55] <Aeryn> so they built a car park acorss the way from it
1815[14:24:04] <Aeryn> built and underground tunnel to walk towards it, plus a fee to enter
1816[14:24:59] <Aeryn> i went there once, on the way to an native american shin dig. i ate bison burgers, they were delicious
1817[14:25:24] <Aeryn> also stonehenge might of been a better experience if there wasn't a huge group of korean girls
1818[14:28:11] <hiramas|mobile> You were on the way to a native American dig and went to Stonehenge
1819[14:28:55] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Cuttlefishman
1820[14:29:30] <Aeryn> ...you know your memory is shit when you're having a hard time figuring out if the toes in this picture are your own toes, or your mums toes
1821[14:29:35] <Aeryn> i think they're mine.... i think
1822[14:32:11] <Aeryn> oh god, suddenly 15 yo aeryn
1823[14:34:06] <DoctorGyarados> !tell Hubbe* Romantic evening with Samus http://41.media.tumblr.com/fd59c874ccbed379a3df91bce0925509/tumblr_nq2h70Yt401rbrgo3o1_1280.png
1824[14:34:07] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell Hubbe* next time I see them speak.
1825[14:35:43] <Aeryn> ...what. now the nvidia card is crashing when it's not being used.
1826[14:35:46] <Aeryn> fucking laptop.
1827[14:36:10] <Cuttlefishman> Put it into the freezer?
1828[14:36:20] <elcalen> http://www.engrish.com/2015/06/popular-in-prison/
1829[14:36:24] <PyMoronBot> Popular in prison. | Engrish.com (at www.engrish.com)
1830[14:37:36] <Aeryn> Cuttlefishman: Put... what in the freezer?o_O
1831[14:38:47] <Cuttlefishman> the laptop?
1832[14:39:13] <Aeryn> I'll, uh.. pass. o.o
1833[14:39:18] <Aeryn> it's not hot in the slightest?
1834[14:39:26] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v sektor88
1835[14:39:45] <Cuttlefishman> Thought it might help with slwodown?
1836[14:40:06] <Aeryn> It didn't slow down. The nvidia card crashed. Like completely.
1837[14:40:19] <Aeryn> But nothing happened more then a black screen because... I'm not using the nvidia for ANYTHING.
1838[14:40:24] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v BusTed
1839[14:40:29] <heninetoo> anyone still need any steam sale cards?
1840[14:40:33] <BusTed> Hallo.
1841[14:41:13] <DoctorGyarados> Aeryn: I choose to blame Warframe
1842[14:41:23] <Aeryn> me too
1843[14:41:37] <Wildy> heninetoo: no. But do you need any?
1844[14:41:38] <BusTed> I am short Dansky, Gold Helm, and Cerulean Carhelm, heninetoo.
1845[14:42:02] <Wildy> Dammit, all cards I don't have.
1846[14:42:09] <BusTed> I have extras of Bob, Dynamite, and Blitzkrieg Jr.
1847[14:42:17] <heninetoo> i have a dansky
1848[14:42:39] <heninetoo> give me a poke on steam. username: henine
1849[14:42:43] <Aeryn> http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/Th3M00gzEff3ct/Pics/DSC00368.jpg ;o;
1850[14:42:56] <Aeryn> Forever keeping this pic. Last time I ever sasw Hobbit (The black one)
1851[14:43:00] <Aeryn> I miss Hobby ;o;
1852[14:43:19] <Aeryn> Also yes, both of those dogs slept on top of me that night. They both missed me.
1853[14:43:52] <Aeryn> I woke up to this in the morning: http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/Th3M00gzEff3ct/Pics/DSC00375.jpg
1854[14:43:54] <Aeryn> T___T
1855[14:44:39] <BusTed> Friend request sent, heninetoo.
1856[14:44:44] <heninetoo> accepted
1857[14:45:05] <sir_jack> furry frands
1858[14:45:38] <BusTed> What are you looking for, heninetoo?
1859[14:45:43] <heninetoo> nothing
1860[14:45:58] <Aeryn> ;~; I miss my furry friend.
1861[14:46:02] <BusTed> Thanks!
1862[14:46:07] <Aeryn> The other one (Frodo) is still alive.
1863[14:46:19] <Aeryn> Well, at least it was a couple years ago, which is when I last spoke to my family.
1864[14:50:13] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v SAJ
1865[14:50:41] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v CaptainSpam
1866[14:53:17] <hiramas|mobile> Quack
1867[14:53:18] <PyMoronBot> hiramas|mobile /might/ be a duck.
1868[14:57:33] <Kidror> Quack
1869[14:57:34] <PyMoronBot> Kidror is not a duck.
1870[14:57:39] <CaptainSpam> QUACK.
1871[14:57:40] <PyMoronBot> CaptainSpam /might/ be a duck.
1872[14:57:40] <Kidror> Mmmmmm these spoilers are so good
1873[14:57:52] <heninetoo> quack
1874[14:57:52] <PyMoronBot> heninetoo /might/ be a duck.
1875[14:57:56] <Kidror> Quack
1876[14:57:57] <PyMoronBot> Kidror is DEFINITELY a duck.
1877[14:58:49] <Wildy> Kidror: are you just reading spoilers like Snape killed Dumbledore or that Rosebud was the sled?
1878[14:58:58] <Kidror> Magic spoilers
1879[14:59:10] <Kidror> Rosebud was the sled? Damn it
1880[14:59:36] <Aeryn> oh wow docket
1881[14:59:40] <DoctorGyarados> hm?
1882[14:59:43] <Aeryn> i found the best pic of 15 year old me
1883[14:59:49] <Aeryn> giving the emo deathstare
1884[14:59:49] <DoctorGyarados> Hit me
1885[14:59:51] <Aeryn> and myspace angle
1886[14:59:52] <DoctorGyarados> HIT ME
1887[14:59:57] <Aeryn> http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/Th3M00gzEff3ct/Sigs%20and%20Avvys/DSCF1147.jpg
1888[14:59:58] <Wildy> Kidror: yes, just like Bobo was the bear
1889[15:00:07] <Kidror> oh come on!
1890[15:00:10] <DoctorGyarados> ohmygod
1891[15:00:13] <DoctorGyarados> Aeryn that's amazing
1892[15:00:18] <Aeryn> ikr
1893[15:00:35] <DoctorGyarados> ...
1894[15:00:38] <DoctorGyarados> photobucket
1895[15:00:46] <Aeryn> dude
1896[15:00:46] <DoctorGyarados> is trying to sell me framed prints and canvas wraps
1897[15:00:48] <DoctorGyarados> of your emo deathstare
1898[15:00:51] <Aeryn> ive had this account since i was like 13 ok
1899[15:00:53] <Aeryn> don't judge me
1900[15:00:58] <Aeryn> pls
1901[15:00:59] <Aeryn> stop
1902[15:01:03] <DoctorGyarados> The judgement is purely on the website
1903[15:01:05] <Aeryn> and yeah i know it's their new thing
1904[15:01:10] <DoctorGyarados> unless YOU'RE selling me this crap
1905[15:01:13] <Aeryn> they didn't used to do that
1906[15:01:39] <Tyranic-Moron> well they've got to survive somehow with imgur exisiting
1907[15:02:04] <Tyranic-Moron> I wonder if imageshack is still around
1908[15:02:11] <Aeryn> http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/Th3M00gzEff3ct/rusty.jpg
1909[15:02:12] <Aeryn> kek
1910[15:02:17] <MasterCheese> I cannot believe how long it took me to find TicTacs
1911[15:02:30] <MasterCheese> I live in Ireland, all the Tic Tacs are made here
1912[15:02:37] <MasterCheese> Why can I not buy them everywhere
1913[15:02:38] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Magnatek
1914[15:02:55] <Tyranic-Moron> maybe it's like Fosters for australia
1915[15:03:04] <Tyranic-Moron> noone there actually wants them
1916[15:03:34] <MasterCheese> I do
1917[15:03:51] <Wildy> Meanwhile in all the shops MasterCheese went to: "did you see that English twat coming here asking for Tic Tacs? What a nutter!" :p
1918[15:04:01] <MasterCheese> :P
1919[15:04:03] <Aeryn> wow fuck me
1920[15:04:10] <WokenClick> Fosters is actually not terrible for a macrobrew
1921[15:04:18] <Aeryn> i still ahve screenshots in here from when i was a moderator for bebop vox's minecraft server
1922[15:04:20] <Aeryn> why
1923[15:04:22] <MasterCheese> Nah, shop near my flat has a wide variety of Tic Tacs
1924[15:04:26] <Wildy> Aeryn: but you're so far away... :p
1925[15:04:35] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +ov HeufyDroid HeufyDroid
1926[15:04:40] <HeufyDroid> mew
1927[15:04:53] <MasterCheese> But it's the only shop out of like, 4 I visited today that had any
1928[15:05:03] *HeufyDroid sits on MasterCheese *
1929[15:05:14] *MasterCheese pets Heufy*
1930[15:05:28] *Spluuga sits on heufy*
1931[15:05:30] *HeufyDroid purrrssss*
1932[15:05:32] <HeufyDroid> eep
1933[15:05:36] *HeufyDroid wiggles*
1934[15:06:00] <hiramas|mobile> Cat tower.
1935[15:06:02] <Wildy> Kidror: so were there any good spoilers?
1936[15:06:12] <Kidror> Yes there were
1937[15:06:20] <Kidror> All the commons seem good for limited
1938[15:06:26] <Kidror> and well one of the rares has got me going
1939[15:06:32] <Aeryn> DoctorGyarados: i could link you a few things right now
1940[15:06:38] <Aeryn> that would make cloudy very confused
1941[15:06:41] <Aeryn> as to how you got them
1942[15:06:57] <DoctorGyarados> Would she not assume you showed me?
1943[15:07:40] <Aeryn> she would be confused at first
1944[15:07:42] *HeufyDroid touches dlc*
1945[15:07:45] <HeufyDroid> DoctorGyarados*
1946[15:07:52] <DoctorGyarados> yes heufy
1947[15:07:54] <DoctorGyarados> touch my dlc
1948[15:08:07] <HeufyDroid> ohyes
1949[15:08:09] <sektor88> "Gregorian ass chant" is not a combination of words I ever expected to read. Thanks, Cracked.
1950[15:08:12] <Tyranic-Moron> his expensive horse armour
1951[15:08:22] <HeufyDroid> Let me pay to have more of you?
1952[15:08:24] <HeufyDroid> ~
1953[15:09:16] <HeufyDroid> bus pls
1954[15:09:17] <HeufyDroid> pls
1955[15:09:26] <HeufyDroid> y so latw
1956[15:09:28] <HeufyDroid> law
1957[15:09:31] <HeufyDroid> sunuva
1958[15:10:39] <Wildy> "sunuva" Are you trying to speak Finnish?
1959[15:10:52] *Tyranic-Moron touches Heufy's typos*
1960[15:11:05] <HeufyDroid> o///////o
1961[15:11:10] *HeufyDroid infects Tyranic-Moron with typis*
1962[15:11:29] <Tyranic-Moron> pls
1963[15:11:32] <Tyranic-Moron> I'm immune
1964[15:11:46] <Tyranic-Moron> I got my shots
1965[15:12:11] <Aeryn> docket
1966[15:12:15] <DoctorGyarados> Nelle
1967[15:12:22] <HeufyDroid> Nobody is immune to my typis
1968[15:12:30] <Aeryn> i have videos of 15 year old me doing a tour of my old house
1969[15:12:57] <DoctorGyarados> The only things I keep of younger me are items
1970[15:13:07] <DoctorGyarados> I have toys and sculptures and posters
1971[15:13:13] <DoctorGyarados> I have ZERO photos or videos of myself
1972[15:13:20] <HeufyDroid> kawaii babbu Aeryn?
1973[15:13:42] *MasterCheese touches Heufy*
1974[15:13:49] <HeufyDroid> o/////////o
1975[15:13:52] *sektor88 petpets Aeryn *
1976[15:13:56] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v lunik1
1977[15:14:05] <Tyranic-Moron> I have very sparse photos of myself back to highschool
1978[15:14:23] <Tyranic-Moron> I know my mum has lots of younger me though
1979[15:14:39] <Tyranic-Moron> I hardly take any photos myself, let alone of me
1980[15:14:40] <Work|Gunner> I hunt down and terminate with extreme prejudiced any photos of my from high school
1981[15:14:46] <Work|Gunner> younger photos are fine, though
1982[15:16:17] <Aeryn> i dont really have anything from when i was younger
1983[15:16:21] <Aeryn> just random photos of shit
1984[15:16:26] <Kidror> *Sweats nervously*
1985[15:16:29] <Aeryn> like this for instance: http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/Th3M00gzEff3ct/DSC00024.jpg
1986[15:16:38] <Aeryn> ....rage incident. 2 keyboards in one day.
1987[15:16:47] <WokenClick> that poor keyboard...
1988[15:16:52] <Kidror> Why would you do that :(
1989[15:16:54] <Aeryn> s+
1990[15:16:56] <Kidror> Poor keyboard :'(
1991[15:16:57] <Aeryn> I got mad.
1992[15:17:00] <Aeryn> s+
1993[15:17:04] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> uhhhhhhhh
1994[15:17:13] <Aeryn> THERE ARE TWO IN THAT PHOTO.
1995[15:17:31] <Tyranic-Moron> I don't think I've ever broken something in anger
1996[15:17:35] <Aeryn> I didn't actually break the first one. That just... stopped working.
1997[15:17:37] *Starnerf[work] gives Aeryn a stronger keyboard*
1998[15:17:39] <Kidror> hhhhhhhhu
1999[15:17:55] <Aeryn> Then later that day, had a slight.... breakdown.
2000[15:18:13] <Aeryn> I went ballistic and trashed most of my flat. I had to have a friend come over and calm me down and help clean.
2001[15:18:21] <Aeryn> I wasn' at my best mentally during this time.
2002[15:18:26] <Tyranic-Moron> broken plenty of things being clumsy and dumb though
2003[15:18:30] <Aeryn> Still. Two keyboards, one day! 8D
2004[15:18:39] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> x_x
2005[15:19:13] <Tyranic-Moron> like my Kindle! cracked the screen leaning on it with my elbow
2006[15:19:35] <Aeryn> yeah, my screen broke in the same way. I did replace it myself though.
2007[15:19:41] <Aeryn> http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/Th3M00gzEff3ct/DSC00010.jpg > I miss these shoes.
2008[15:19:46] <Aeryn> Like... a lot.
2009[15:20:16] <Tyranic-Moron> also knocked my monitor off my desk twice at Uni and bent the stand
2010[15:20:48] <Tyranic-Moron> screen still worked though so I propped it up with a cd case
2011[15:21:20] <Starnerf[work]> that's the engineer way
2012[15:22:00] <MasterCheese> No, the engineer way is to adjust the desk to accommodate the bent monitor
2013[15:22:31] <MasterCheese> That's the sysadmin way. Prop it up and pretend it didn't happen
2014[15:22:38] <Starnerf[work]> that's one engineer way
2015[15:23:27] <Tyranic-Moron> also broke the leg on my keyboard dropping it on the floor
2016[15:23:41] <Tyranic-Moron> but I 3D printed a replacement one over the last weekend
2017[15:23:47] <Tyranic-Moron> so that's all good now
2018[15:23:52] <Starnerf[work]> after all this time
2019[15:24:04] <Starnerf[work]> everything is now right with the world again
2020[15:24:07] <Tyranic-Moron> after like 3 years, yeah
2021[15:24:40] <Tyranic-Moron> possibly broken my middle mouse click dropping that on the floor too
2022[15:24:51] <Tyranic-Moron> but can't really print a fix for that
2023[15:25:00] <Starnerf[work]> print a new button
2024[15:25:11] <Starnerf[work]> copper and all
2025[15:25:12] <Tyranic-Moron> the wheel still scrolls fine
2026[15:25:21] <HeufyDroid> Yay another lost bus driver
2027[15:25:22] <Tyranic-Moron> just the click is completely unresponsive
2028[15:25:37] <HeufyDroid> Who is making motion sick
2029[15:25:51] <Aeryn> DoctorGyarados: the only picture of me in a dress
2030[15:25:52] <Aeryn> http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/Th3M00gzEff3ct/DSCF1152.jpg
2031[15:25:56] <Aeryn> hahah jokes on u
2032[15:25:57] <Starnerf[work]> You should go tell them how to drive, Heufy
2033[15:25:58] <MasterCheese> Tyranic-Moron: I think you need to pad your floor.
2034[15:26:18] <Tyranic-Moron> hah, maybe
2035[15:26:34] <DoctorGyarados> Nelle: why do you have so many blurry photographs of yourself
2036[15:26:40] <Requit> STOP RIGHT THERE
2037[15:26:41] <Aeryn> because it was 2005
2038[15:26:43] <Requit> I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW
2039[15:26:46] <Requit> BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER
2040[15:26:48] <Aeryn> why do you have to be a camera elitest
2041[15:27:02] <Starnerf[work]> elitist*
2042[15:27:09] *DoctorGyarados takes blurry pictures of his cock and balls*
2043[15:27:10] <Aeryn> ty
2044[15:27:21] <Aeryn> ...ty to Starnerf
2045[15:27:25] <Aeryn> not ur fucking micropeni
2046[15:27:27] <Aeryn> s
2047[15:27:37] <Starnerf[work]> You can thank us both
2048[15:27:43] <Requit> I want to see your micropenis, DoctorGyarados.
2049[15:27:45] <CaptainSpam> Anyone who has so many blurry photographs of themself clearly has to either be Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster.
2050[15:27:47] <Starnerf[work]> there's plenty of appreciation to go around
2051[15:27:49] <Requit> Then I won't feel so bad about how small mine is.
2052[15:31:55] <Tyranic-Moron> you're assuming it can be seen using visible light
2053[15:32:22] <Aeryn> wow
2054[15:32:27] <Aeryn> i hate my 15 year odl self
2055[15:32:37] <Aeryn> trying to get into my really old email "Enter your recovery email address d%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022l@n%u2022%u2022.%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022%u2022.%u2022%u2022%u2022.%u2022%u2022"
2056[15:32:41] <Aeryn> THIS IS MY OLD SCHOOL EMAIL
2057[15:32:47] <Aeryn> AND THE RECOVERY QUESTION?
2058[15:32:53] <Aeryn> "Why do Blue Monkey's fly out of my ass?"
2059[15:32:56] <Aeryn> I want to cry.
2060[15:33:04] <Starnerf[work]> That is appaling
2061[15:33:15] <Starnerf[work]> such improper apostrophe usage
2062[15:33:20] <Aeryn> ikr
2063[15:33:23] <WokenClick> well, I mean it sounds like there would be a perfectly valid reason for that to happen...
2064[15:34:01] <CaptainSpam> Yeah, seriously.  Anyone who knows you and your blue monkey tesseract rectum (your tesserectum, as it were) could totally steal your identity.
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2066[15:34:25] <LambMower_> Alright, cancelled all my streams this week. Time to go sleep for the rest of the week
2067[15:34:29] <Starnerf[work]> Well now you've just gone and given it away, Spam
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2069[15:34:38] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v betsy
2070[15:34:48] <hiramas|mobile> Lamb, are you sick?
2071[15:34:51] <Aeryn> I....
2072[15:34:55] <Aeryn> i got into the email
2073[15:34:56] *heninetoo tucks LambMower_ in.*
2074[15:34:59] <Aeryn> hahahahahahah i'm gr8
2075[15:35:07] <Tyranic-Moron> what was the answer?
2076[15:35:15] <Starnerf[work]> It's like you and your 15 yo self are the same person
2077[15:35:19] <CaptainSpam> I would laugh if the answer to the recovery question actually was "tesserectum".
2078[15:35:35] <Starnerf[work]> only separated by some amount of time
2079[15:36:35] <heninetoo> time is just a different place
2080[15:36:38] <LambMower_> Hiramas, nah
2081[15:36:43] <Aeryn> no
2082[15:36:47] <Aeryn> i didn't guess the answer
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2084[15:36:52] <LambMower_> I posted a twitlonger on STV's twitter
2085[15:36:54] <LambMower_> It has the info
2086[15:36:59] <Aeryn> i just remembered that they spelt my fucking name wrong in my school email
2087[15:37:04] <hiramas|mobile> K
2088[15:37:04] <Aeryn> looked for what was after the @ on google
2089[15:37:06] <Aeryn> and got in
2090[15:37:15] <Dicey> meow
2091[15:37:16] *RoBoBo points at Dicey, "NOT KITTEH"*
2092[15:37:25] <Aeryn> pretty insecure but i'm not complaining
2093[15:37:34] <Aeryn> nothing incriminating in this email
2094[15:37:38] <DoctorGyarados> so why DO blue monkeys fly out of your ass?
2095[15:37:47] <LambMower> Anyways, I'm out. See ya'll later
2096[15:37:58] <WokenClick> Hasta
2097[15:38:05] <Aeryn> DoctorGyarados: now that you askme
2098[15:38:11] <Aeryn> the answer is probably 'they don't'
2099[15:38:13] <Aeryn> why didn't i try that
2100[15:38:17] <Aeryn> fucking hell
2101[15:38:52] <Starnerf[work]> Now you're locked out forever
2102[15:39:02] <Aeryn> maybe i can dig up dirt on old hotmail addresses
2103[15:39:11] <Aeryn> because that didn't turn up anything
2104[15:39:17] <Aeryn> i didn't even have any sent mail, probably got wiped
2105[15:39:39] <Starnerf[work]> your memories of years past cordoned off behind an impossible quandary
2106[15:40:07] <Starnerf[work]> I used to have an Excite email account
2107[15:40:08] <WokenClick> speaking of old hotmail addresses, my steam account is still linked to the email address I made as a 15 year old idiot... I feel shame whenever I have to use it to log in
2108[15:40:28] <Starnerf[work]> for like a month before I found out about Google
2109[15:40:46] <CaptainSpam> Weird.  I wonder why my Bluetooth earpiece shows up as a USB device when I plug it in to charge.
2110[15:41:01] <CaptainSpam> As opposed to just drawing power from the port.
2111[15:41:08] <Starnerf[work]> firmware updates?
2112[15:41:18] <Starnerf[work]> is it an expensive one?
2113[15:41:33] <CaptainSpam> Plausible, but then why is the btusb module taking it?
2114[15:41:37] <CaptainSpam> It
2115[15:41:56] <CaptainSpam> 's not an expensive one, per se.  A decent one, but not really expensive.
2116[15:41:59] <Starnerf[work]> beats me
2117[15:42:13] <Starnerf[work]> I know some BT headsets can hap apps loaded on them
2118[15:42:19] <Starnerf[work]> have*
2119[15:44:17] <Tyranic-Moron> I don't think I have any online accounts using my highschool email addresses
2120[15:44:46] *Tyranic-Moron looks up when gmail was released*
2121[15:45:11] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> 2006?
2122[15:45:14] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> 5?
2123[15:45:26] <Starnerf[work]> 2005
2124[15:45:31] <Tyranic-Moron> 2004 says wikipedia
2125[15:45:33] <CaptainSpam> I had a few email addresses back in the day.  I believe all of those services are dead now.
2126[15:45:36] <Starnerf[work]> 2003
2127[15:45:39] <Tyranic-Moron> April 1st
2128[15:45:44] <Starnerf[work]> 2002
2129[15:45:49] <KidSpanner> rawr
2130[15:45:50] <RoBoBo> KidSpanner is a CRITICAL DINOSAUR
2131[15:46:00] <CaptainSpam> GMail is my current main, apart from the email daemon on my VPS.
2132[15:46:57] <Tyranic-Moron> I only use gmail
2133[15:47:13] <hiramas|mobile> I have a Freeman front but the real address is the one from apple
2134[15:47:15] *HeufyDroid pulls on Docket's sleeve*
2135[15:47:17] <Tyranic-Moron> all my old accounts just forward to it if anything is even using them at this point
2136[15:47:20] <hiramas|mobile> Freemail
2137[15:47:22] <Aeryn> hmm i think i owe someone a phonecall
2138[15:47:26] *DoctorGyarados pulls on Heufy*
2139[15:47:27] <HeufyDroid> Senpai I'm cold :<
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2141[15:47:33] <HeufyDroid> o/////o
2142[15:49:09] <HeufyDroid> ~forecast Heufneutje
2143[15:49:21] <HeufyDroid> :<
2144[15:49:26] *HeufyDroid pouts*
2145[15:49:34] <hiramas|mobile> It seems to be a quite cold and rainy summer
2146[15:49:38] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> same
2147[15:49:48] <HeufyDroid> It is
2148[15:49:50] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> ~weather cambridge, uk
2149[15:49:57] <HeufyDroid> I'm actually kinda cold
2150[15:49:59] <Tyranic-Moron> looks like I started using gmail on 2006/05/15
2151[15:50:00] <CaptainSpam> ~weather
2152[15:50:01] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> wat...
2153[15:50:03] <HeufyDroid> And it's almost July
2154[15:50:04] <hiramas|mobile> But we still have 2 1/2 months
2155[15:50:26] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> HeufyDroid: i'm getting sick :(
2156[15:50:33] <WokenClick> How can you tell when you started using gmail?
2157[15:50:38] <Tyranic-Moron> before that I think I had a yahoo email
2158[15:50:45] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> my busted nerve endings only feel the cold under 2 conditions
2159[15:50:48] <hiramas|mobile> ~weather Erfurt
2160[15:50:59] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> a) it's like -20c and i'm outside for a looooong time, ro b) i'm sick
2161[15:51:18] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> and since there's no frost on my monitor, i'm guessing it's b
2162[15:51:32] <Tyranic-Moron> I searched for before:2007/01/01 and kept hitting next WokenClick
2163[15:51:37] <WokenClick> Ah
2164[15:51:40] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> seriously though
2165[15:51:42] <Tyranic-Moron> I haven't deleted or archived a single email :P
2166[15:51:47] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> how do you all deal with this all the time o.o
2167[15:51:49] <WokenClick> Oh god...
2168[15:52:00] <Tyranic-Moron> there's no reason to with gmail
2169[15:52:11] <WokenClick> Besides sanity
2170[15:52:37] <hiramas|mobile> Anubis if your nerve endings are really busted, I'd guess what you are feeling is kind of a phantom cold?
2171[15:53:15] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> i've no clue, i can't feel a thing in that regard normally
2172[15:53:22] <Starnerf[work]> usually we have heaters and wear clothes
2173[15:53:24] <Tyranic-Moron> WokenClick: I just don't look at anything that's marked as read, and I have it showing me all unread emails first
2174[15:53:43] <Tyranic-Moron> doing anything more seems like a waste of effort
2175[15:53:45] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> all i know is the body goes "Oh you're getting sick? Let's turn that sense of yours back on so you can enjoy it more!"
2176[15:54:04] *Anubis169|w0rkthing facedesks*
2177[15:54:12] <hiramas|mobile> You are a strange flower
2178[15:54:33] <Starnerf[work]> feeling cold is usually a sign of fever, not actually sensing a low temperature
2179[15:54:38] <Starnerf[work]> when sick
2180[15:54:46] <hiramas|mobile> ^
2181[15:55:03] <hiramas|mobile> That's what I meant with phantom cold
2182[15:55:14] <Starnerf[work]> it's your body making you think you're cold so you increase your temperature to kill the germs
2183[15:55:54] <Starnerf[work]> A fever chill is not the same as feeling cold air from opening a freezer
2184[15:56:00] <Starnerf[work]> it's a much deeper chill
2185[15:57:15] <Starnerf[work]> "I am cold" vs "I am in a cold environment"
2186[15:57:23] <hiramas|mobile> Got this is a boring presentation and round of question
2187[15:57:46] <Starnerf[work]> which would explain why you only feel that when you are in a very cold area for a long time, because you're feeling your core temperature drop
2188[15:58:33] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> oooo
2189[15:58:36] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> that'd make sense
2190[15:59:02] <hiramas|mobile> Starnerf I agree
2191[15:59:15] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> i mean i can stay outside in -15ish for ages and not feel a thing, but whenever i'm sick it's instant
2192[15:59:17] <Starnerf[work]> and that's basically what the body does with a fever, make you think your core temperature is too low so you try to warm up
2193[15:59:27] <Starnerf[work]> well witha  fever is basically is
2194[15:59:57] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> in that case i feel for all of ya that have to deal with this bs on a daily basis
2195[15:59:59] <Starnerf[work]> your body decides "our normal temperature is now 3 degrees higher than it was"
2196[16:00:00] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> it sucks :(
2197[16:00:07] <hiramas|mobile> Maybe you are a lot more sensitive to this slightly feverish chill since you don't feel it usually
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2200[16:00:44] <HubbeKing> abrr
2201[16:00:46] <UnsafeBot> HubbeKing: Romantic evening with Samus http://41.media.tumblr.com/fd59c874ccbed379a3df91bce0925509/tumblr_nq2h70Yt401rbrgo3o1_1280.png < From DoctorGyarados on Mon, 22 Jun 2015 14:34:07 UTC (1 hour 26 minutes ago)
2202[16:01:00] <HubbeKing> ohmy?
2203[16:01:54] <hiramas|mobile> I need to buy something sweet
2204[16:02:22] <Tyranic-Moron> well, that's the steam sale game over I think
2205[16:02:53] <hiramas|mobile> I meant literally sweet
2206[16:03:15] <Work|Gunner> Thanks for the reminder, TM
2207[16:03:20] <XelaReko> Well anyone want cards?
2208[16:03:21] <UnsafeBot> XelaReko: http://panromanticpomegranate.tumblr.com/post/121306816558/gifsboom-video-dog-fostering-kittens-without < From KidSpanner on Mon, 22 Jun 2015 02:29:38 UTC (13 hours 33 minutes ago)
2209[16:03:22] <UnsafeBot> XelaReko: http://panromanticpomegranate.tumblr.com/post/121323375577/actualdogvines-a-very-important-message < From KidSpanner on Mon, 22 Jun 2015 06:17:26 UTC (9 hours 45 minutes ago)
2210[16:03:26] <Work|Gunner> time to go clear out my wishlist
2211[16:03:55] <Tyranic-Moron> final level reached in my game, 75,249,754
2212[16:05:09] <HubbeKing> hrm
2213[16:05:29] <HubbeKing> I think I'll get new glasses after all.
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2215[16:05:50] <BrainStew> Gunner, my dad had a new suggestion for a place to apply for a job
2216[16:06:01] <HubbeKing> Contacts are better in some ways, but the added comfort I get from glasses has kinda sold me.
2217[16:06:17] <HubbeKing> Sooo I guess I'm going to be looking at frames on thursday then looks like
2218[16:06:43] <BrainStew> Hubbe I WILL HELP YOU PICK FRAMES
2219[16:07:08] <Starnerf[work]> Don't let her, she'll pick asymmetric ones
2220[16:07:22] <XelaReko> but they are cooooool
2221[16:07:24] <HubbeKing> aw butt, there are no free times that I can manage this week
2222[16:07:28] <KidSpanner> Maybe Hubbe digs assymetry
2223[16:07:35] <Roo_fon2> What if gunner shows up to the interview wearing the halo helmet
2224[16:07:37] <HubbeKing> Unless I leave work super early on friday
2225[16:07:45] <Roo_fon2> Instant hire
2226[16:07:48] <KidSpanner> Also Brain has very good taste in frames, I would trust her
2227[16:08:06] <CaptainSpam> Ah, yes, interviews...
2228[16:08:16] <CaptainSpam> That's tomorrow's thrilling adventure for me.
2229[16:08:23] <HubbeKing> I just need some frames that actually fit my giant friggin' head
2230[16:08:30] <HubbeKing> And also preferably look good on me
2231[16:08:53] <Roo_fon2> CaptainSpam: do tell
2232[16:08:55] <CaptainSpam> Well, part of today's, too.  Drive to Nashville, fight through the downtown area to shove my car into a parking garage, and check into the hotel in which the interviews will occur.
2233[16:09:02] <CaptainSpam> (for Amazon)
2234[16:09:09] <Roo_fon2> Nice
2235[16:09:16] <Roo_fon2> Be sure to bring your...
2236[16:09:21] <Roo_fon2> Punglasses
2237[16:09:39] <CaptainSpam> If there's one way to make an engineer feel uncomfortable during an interview, it's to host it in a hotel's conference rooms. :-/
2238[16:10:10] <Roo_fon2> Heh they dont want the unwashed masses in their office
2239[16:10:16] <betsy> I thought we engineers as a species were just mildly uncomfortable at interviews anyway
2240[16:10:17] <HubbeKing> Picking frames always takes like seven thousand years
2241[16:10:26] <CaptainSpam> betsy: True, but this exacerbates it.
2242[16:10:41] <betsy> yes, certainly
2243[16:10:57] <betsy> Hubbe I have the same problem, that's why I've had the same frames for a decade
2244[16:11:10] <betsy> I tried on literally every pair the office had
2245[16:11:17] <betsy> and just went with the ones that were decent
2246[16:11:19] <CaptainSpam> I'm guessing they figure it's cheaper to fly their engineers out to hotels for interviews, rather than fly prospective employees out to their offices in Seattle.  Which is odd, I HAVE been flown out to Seattle for an Amazon interview once before...
2247[16:11:21] <Roo_fon2> Ask them if it is an external site because theyre hiding their slave_like working conditions
2248[16:11:28] <CaptainSpam> (the job itself would be in Seattle, not Nashville)
2249[16:12:05] <Tyranic-Moron> that doesn't seem like it would be cheaper
2250[16:12:11] <betsy> probably cheaper to do regional interviews, yeah
2251[16:12:14] <Tyranic-Moron> but maybe there's tax stuff
2252[16:12:33] <Aeryn> i...
2253[16:12:34] <Aeryn> wat
2254[16:12:35] <Tyranic-Moron> oh right, unless it was a whole bunch of people at once
2255[16:12:36] <CaptainSpam> I'm at least partly sure this won't work out.  They seem to have an absurd amount of focus on "leadership qualities", as they call them.
2256[16:12:37] <PyMoronBot> New LRRCast! Title: Fight the Future 07 - The Hunger Games | http://goo.gl/1bUlcE
2257[16:12:39] <Aeryn> who was it earlier
2258[16:12:46] <Aeryn> that complained about having their old email as their steam login
2259[16:12:50] <WokenClick> me
2260[16:12:56] <Aeryn> i'm laughing right now
2261[16:13:05] <Aeryn> steam just asked me if my email was my current one
2262[16:13:12] <Aeryn> and if i wanted to change it
2263[16:13:36] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> lol
2264[16:13:55] <WokenClick> You can change your email, but your account name is forever...
2265[16:14:07] <Aeryn> oh yeah, i remember :P
2266[16:14:15] <KaniDroid> Hai
2267[16:14:19] <betsy> I think every position talks about "leadership qualities" but I don't know if that's a real metric
2268[16:14:20] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> yo!
2269[16:14:22] <CaptainSpam> Hey, KaniDroid.
2270[16:15:18] <Aeryn> stupid stgeam
2271[16:15:28] <Aeryn> load my wishlist so i can see what sales i'm missing out on encore
2272[16:15:30] <Aeryn> bloody thing
2273[16:15:31] <CaptainSpam> Well, I got a phone call where they prep me on possible questions they'll ask me during the interviews, and I was warned that they'd go for the points on their "leadership qualities" list.  And, actually, from experience, I know that they do ask things like that.
2274[16:16:19] <CaptainSpam> So, hey, we'll see what happens.  And if they have slave-like working conditions.  Or rather, conditions worse than at Lexmark.
2275[16:16:27] <Wildy> wellp, there go all my cards
2276[16:16:30] <Aeryn> Hm.
2277[16:16:38] <Tyranic-Moron> oh that's a pont
2278[16:16:39] <CaptainSpam> The cards have gone poof?
2279[16:16:40] <Aeryn> I find myself only caring about Borderlands TPS
2280[16:16:51] <Tyranic-Moron> I should see if I can sell or pass on any remaining cards
2281[16:17:02] <CaptainSpam> So the last day of time-wasting clickery was for naught?
2282[16:17:18] <Aeryn> once encore sales are on
2283[16:17:23] <Aeryn> there is not point in any of it, lol
2284[16:17:29] <Tyranic-Moron> naught but a badge, yeah CaptainSpam
2285[16:17:32] <Aeryn> and the started yesterday?
2286[16:17:37] <Aeryn> they*
2287[16:17:41] <CaptainSpam> True, but I can at least get gems and/or a few cents for each. :-)
2288[16:17:42] <Tyranic-Moron> yep
2289[16:18:00] <ylegm-wurk> any danish or swedish speakers in?
2290[16:18:28] <Tyranic-Moron> anyone need a dominic, sigmond, or crusta-sean? send me a trade offer, don't need anything in return
2291[16:18:46] <Tyranic-Moron> don't have access to the client so don't send a request
2292[16:18:54] <RebelliousUno> Not even sure what I've got I made the bad
2293[16:18:58] <RebelliousUno> badge*
2294[16:19:13] <Aeryn> im trying to find something i can buy with ....48p
2295[16:19:30] <Roo_fon2> Dino d-day
2296[16:19:31] <Starnerf[work]> you could buy more cards
2297[16:19:49] <Aeryn> i don't need more cards
2298[16:19:52] <Aeryn> i have level 60
2299[16:19:54] <Tyranic-Moron> DLC for stuff you have
2300[16:19:57] <Aeryn> i'm retiring my card obsession forever
2301[16:20:06] <Aeryn> yeah, i already picked up squigly for skullgirls
2302[16:20:15] <Tyranic-Moron> you just wanted to be purple right? :P
2303[16:20:21] <Aeryn> yeah pretty much TM :P
2304[16:21:00] <Aeryn> damn, why does the sale have to end before i get paid
2305[16:21:29] <HPBriefcase> Mornin' chat
2306[16:21:38] <CaptainSpam> Hey, HPB.
2307[16:21:48] <Aeryn> Happy Thursday, HPBriefcase
2308[16:22:10] <HubbeKing> mugh
2309[16:22:12] <RebelliousUno> lo
2310[16:22:21] *Aeryn poke HubbeKing all over*
2311[16:22:32] <HPBriefcase> Thursday? >.> <.< How long was I asleep?
2312[16:22:36] <CaffeinatedLemur> heya HPBriefcase
2313[16:22:40] <RebelliousUno> Don't even worry about it
2314[16:22:44] <Aeryn> HPBriefcase: A week.
2315[16:22:53] <HubbeKing> Glasses are... troublesome
2316[16:22:58] <RoBoBo> poot
2317[16:23:02] <HubbeKing> I can't help but feel like I look better without glasses
2318[16:23:06] <HPBriefcase> Well then
2319[16:23:25] <Tyranic-Moron> just a brief coma
2320[16:23:29] <Tyranic-Moron> nothing to worry about
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2323[16:27:23] <BrainStew> Hubbe, I like you in your current glasses
2324[16:27:40] <BrainStew> but I think you might look better in less thick frames
2325[16:27:51] <HubbeKing> That was sortof my thought
2326[16:28:05] <HubbeKing> Find some thicker metal frames
2327[16:28:11] <HubbeKing> Rather than the plastic ones I have now
2328[16:28:14] *KidSpanner tackles HP*
2329[16:28:15] <Roo_fon2> HubbeKing: your guidebook picture doesnt have glasses
2330[16:28:24] *HPBriefcase is tackled*
2331[16:28:27] <Roo_fon2> Thats why i didnt recognize you at pax :P
2332[16:28:27] <HPBriefcase> Heya Kid
2333[16:28:31] <KidSpanner> Hey
2334[16:28:33] <HubbeKing> The plastic ones aren't agreeing with my skin <.<
2335[16:28:43] <BrainStew> think of glasses as jewelry
2336[16:28:47] <Roo_fon2> And i asked where you were while i was sitting next to you
2337[16:29:05] <HubbeKing> Roo_fon2: I know, that picture was from when I was out skiing and my glasses don't fit inside my skiing goggles
2338[16:29:29] <Roo_fon2> Ahh
2339[16:29:42] <Tyranic-Moron> oh joy, company-wide meeting next monday
2340[16:29:43] <Roo_fon2> How deceiving :P
2341[16:30:01] <Roo_fon2> Tm ibviously layoffs
2342[16:30:06] <Roo_fon2> Obv
2343[16:30:23] <Tyranic-Moron> we have them every half-year :P
2344[16:30:54] <Roo_fon2> Must be rough being on the chopping block thaf often :P
2345[16:31:51] <Tyranic-Moron> my guidebook photo was me with bed-hair I think
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2347[16:33:04] <BrainStew> Hubbe, I imagine you wouldn't look good in half-rim glasses or rimless, that you would need a full on rim
2348[16:33:07] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v aerobang
2349[16:33:20] <HubbeKing> Yeah, that's my thinking aswell
2350[16:33:48] <HubbeKing> But definitely a bit thinner frames than my current plastic ones
2351[16:34:13] <HubbeKing> And then black, to go with my hair? Or gray, to match my eyes?
2352[16:35:39] <BrainStew> hubbe, maybe something like this, with a highlight color that isn't green: http://www.jfrey.fr/assets/imagesclip/jfrey/0427381001397639749.jpg
2353[16:35:54] <HubbeKing> hm
2354[16:35:55] <HubbeKing> Yeah
2355[16:36:15] <HubbeKing> That was sortof something along the lines of what I was thinking
2356[16:38:53] <Dicey> How are you feeling HPBriefcase? Normal?
2357[16:39:18] <BrainStew> If you want glasses that will blend into your face get ones that match your hair or eyes, but if you want something that stands out, I'd get something like that with a streak of a more intense color like blue or red or something
2358[16:40:14] <EldraziOutlaw> https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11140383_10153656835836840_8889643803636209459_n.jpg?oh=03927eaedcfe631a63c9e2a3385da7ff&oe=55E67C7C
2359[16:40:16] <hiramas|mobile> I have the equivalent amount of self control to the cookie monster
2360[16:40:23] <Roo_fon2> Take the cooler off of a gpu and put lenses where the fans go
2361[16:40:28] <HPBriefcase> Dicey: Yeah, I'm feeling fine. Tired, but thats a function of only getting 4 hours of sleep last night.
2362[16:40:59] <Dicey> Oops
2363[16:42:21] <HPBriefcase> JR didn't get home until late, and her and her BF had a rough time on some of their trip, so she needed someone to talk to. Its all good.
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2365[16:46:06] <lunik1> ~log
2366[16:46:06] <PyHeufyBot> Log for #desertbus on 2015-06-22: http://heufneutje.net/logs/?channel=desertbus&network=DesertBusForHope&date=2015-06-22
2367[16:50:12] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Hiramas|mobile
2368[16:52:42] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Sketchy
2369[16:53:38] *Tyranic-Moron quickly sells his remaining steam cards*
2370[16:54:08] <Tyranic-Moron> 6 mins till sale is over
2371[16:54:32] <CaptainSpam> "...and 'clicked'* your mouse buttons 97 billion times."
2372[16:54:33] <DoctorGyarados> TM do you want like 10p more
2373[16:54:37] <DoctorGyarados> I have a few cards left
2374[16:55:08] <Roo_fon2> Are card prices going up?
2375[16:55:46] <Tyranic-Moron> no, down
2376[16:55:51] <Tyranic-Moron> everyone is panic selling :P
2377[16:55:56] <Roo_fon2> Ah
2378[16:56:00] <Tyranic-Moron> sold mine for 5p each though
2379[16:56:09] <Tyranic-Moron> I doubt we could trade fast enough Doc
2380[16:56:14] *Hiramas quadrouple flops*
2381[16:56:17] <DoctorGyarados> Ah well
2382[16:56:19] <DoctorGyarados> it was a thought
2383[16:56:25] <Work|Gunner> eh, I'm too lazy to log in and sell whatever cards I picked up anyways
2384[16:56:26] <Roo_fon2> I got about 6 cents each iirc
2385[16:56:35] <Starnerf[work]> think of how many more badge levels you could earn
2386[16:56:37] <Roo_fon2> It ist even worth the mouse clicks required
2387[16:56:43] <Starnerf[work]> 50c per
2388[16:56:45] <Roo_fon2> Isn't
2389[16:57:55] *KidSpanner throws pomme frites at Didero *
2390[16:58:24] <Aeryn> DoctorGyarados: this reminded me of u i don't know why http://i.imgur.com/NWao3H0.png
2391[16:58:25] <PyMoronBot> Matt Damon 14| 511x561 14| Size: 349kb 14| Views: 349,266
2392[16:58:40] <DoctorGyarados> Aeryn: yes
2393[17:00:37] <BrainStew> gunner.
2394[17:00:47] <BrainStew> I has a place for you to send your credentials
2395[17:00:57] <BrainStew> that my dad thinks might be a good place to look
2396[17:01:04] <Work|Gunner> ooh
2397[17:01:43] <Work|Gunner> !tellafter *Gunner 4h *Flail wildly*
2398[17:01:45] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell *Gunner next time I see them speak after Mon, 22 Jun 2015 21:01:44 UTC.
2399[17:01:47] <HPBriefcase> Oh. Gunner. I need to know where you want stuff shipped. :)
2400[17:01:58] <Work|Gunner> right, I need to figure that out too
2401[17:02:08] <BrainStew> You can have it sent here if you want, gunner
2402[17:02:12] <Work|Gunner> for now, include the ODST helmet with ekim's shipment
2403[17:02:37] <Didero> Hmm?
2404[17:02:39] <Didero> Oh hi Kid
2405[17:02:41] <Didero> Thanks, but I just ate
2406[17:02:43] <BrainStew> did you ask ekim about that? lol
2407[17:02:51] <HPBriefcase> Heh. Ekims last donation for the helmet said for me to keep it. Does no one actually *want* it? ;)
2408[17:03:01] <Work|Gunner> huh, well then
2409[17:03:02] <BrainStew> gunner wants it
2410[17:03:06] <HPBriefcase> I know
2411[17:03:07] <KidSpanner> But I need you to verify the authenticity of this Chicago food truck
2412[17:03:11] <BrainStew> he just doesn't want you to send it to canada
2413[17:03:27] <Didero> KidSpanner: It's authentic when I get food poisoning, right?
2414[17:03:35] <Didero> That's how food trucks work, I understand
2415[17:03:35] <Work|Gunner> I guess to Xela's place it goes
2416[17:03:48] <BrainStew> HP, you should have my address
2417[17:03:57] <BrainStew> from the box I sent it from
2418[17:04:06] <HPBriefcase> Yup. :)
2419[17:04:07] <BrainStew> if not, I can give you xela's easily enough
2420[17:04:09] <BrainStew> ok cool
2421[17:04:27] <Work|Gunner> so yeah, extra motivation to get down there
2422[17:04:29] <KidSpanner> You need to visit more food trucks
2423[17:04:35] <HPBriefcase> I can still ship the smaller items up to you in Canada if you want Gunner.
2424[17:04:46] <Work|Gunner> nah, to NYC they go
2425[17:04:59] <HPBriefcase> Okay, will do.
2426[17:05:08] <BrainStew> here you go, gunner: http://careers.towerswatson.com/careers/search/experienced-professionals/
2427[17:05:08] <PyMoronBot> Career Opportunities at Towers Watson (at careers.towerswatson.com)
2428[17:05:39] <Work|Gunner> !tellafter *Gunner 4h http://careers.towerswatson.com/careers/search/experienced-professionals/
2429[17:05:40] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell *Gunner next time I see them speak after Mon, 22 Jun 2015 21:05:40 UTC.
2430[17:05:42] <PyMoronBot> Career Opportunities at Towers Watson (at careers.towerswatson.com)
2431[17:05:52] <Work|Gunner> !twitch CantWearHats
2432[17:05:53] <UnsafeBot> 3CantWearHats "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME! || CWH plays Chroma Squad (Special thanks to Antitonic!)" playing Chroma Squad is 3LIVE: http://www.twitch.tv/cantwearhats
2433[17:06:09] <HPBriefcase> That means all the shipping is domestic as well. Fun.
2434[17:06:11] <Didero> KidSpanner: Sure. Fly me to Chicago, and I'll eat food from a truck for you :P
2435[17:06:25] <DoctorGyarados> WELL
2436[17:06:28] <DoctorGyarados> that was unfortunate
2437[17:06:35] <DoctorGyarados> I hope that game autosaves
2438[17:06:48] <HPBriefcase> Congrats again on the helmet Gunner. :)
2439[17:06:49] <Gyaradroid> ... I hope crashing doesn't ruin ironman
2440[17:07:20] <KidSpanner> Didero: There are food trucks in the Netherlands
2441[17:07:35] <Didero> Probably, Kid. I just never buy food there :P
2442[17:07:36] *KidSpanner wanders off to meeting*
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2444[17:08:44] <HPBriefcase> Starnerf[work]: You around?
2445[17:08:45] <Tyranic-Moron> steam sale over
2446[17:08:53] <Work|Gunner> ...I should really get some work done today
2447[17:09:15] <Work|Gunner> especially since this office has people in it, and I don't have a corner cubicle here
2448[17:11:09] <HPBriefcase> Thats a good reason to do some actual work
2449[17:11:40] <Roo_fon2> Chat is scrolling text.. it looks like a compile
2450[17:12:02] <Didero> You could probably whip up a script pretty easily that just looks like it's doing something important
2451[17:12:04] <Didero> And then just
2452[17:12:07] <Wildy> So did you all sell off your leftover cards?
2453[17:12:10] <Didero> .find xkcd compiling
2454[17:13:24] <Starnerf[work]> I am here
2455[17:13:26] <Didero> Oh, nvm, it's in the actual Google result snippet, not your bot
2456[17:13:34] <Tyranic-Moron> :)
2457[17:13:44] <Work|Gunner> still a text encoding error, though
2458[17:13:46] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Myr
2459[17:13:48] <Work|Gunner> just Google's fault
2460[17:13:59] <DoctorGyarados> oh
2461[17:14:01] <DoctorGyarados> my game
2462[17:14:07] <HPBriefcase> Ah, cool. You were actually our top Donator during the stream Starnerf
2463[17:14:10] <Didero> Yeah, you're right. TM, you should phone Google about this
2464[17:14:11] <Didero> :P
2465[17:14:13] <Starnerf[work]> I guess I should have pinged you with that line, HPBriefcase
2466[17:14:15] <DoctorGyarados> crashed on the final cutscene in the game
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2468[17:14:22] <Starnerf[work]> neat
2469[17:14:52] <Starnerf[work]> I expect better of the rest of you next time
2470[17:14:56] *Roo_fon2 bows to Starnerf[work] *
2471[17:15:08] *Starnerf[work] glares accusingly at the other chatizens*
2472[17:15:37] <HPBriefcase> Haha
2473[17:15:58] <DoctorGyarados> you know what I like
2474[17:16:07] <HPBriefcase> So, JR wanted to do something nice for our top donator, which is why I bring it up.
2475[17:16:09] <DoctorGyarados> font encoding problems in my credits sequences
2476[17:16:15] <DoctorGyarados> https://www.dropbox.com/s/ui19yty831sy2zf/292400_2015-06-22_00001.png?dl=0
2477[17:16:16] <PyMoronBot> Dropbox - 292400_2015-06-22_00001.png (at www.dropbox.com)
2478[17:16:34] <HPBriefcase> She was going to do some art for a giveaway but didn't get a chance to before her trip.
2479[17:16:36] <Starnerf[work]> That's fine, I don't need anything
2480[17:16:58] <Starnerf[work]> If I wanted something I'd have made the donation during one of the drives
2481[17:17:18] <HPBriefcase> Are you sure?
2482[17:17:20] <Didero> Mara, you here?
2483[17:17:25] <XelaReko> She can do an art of you in the galaxy cat pants
2484[17:17:39] <Starnerf[work]> The knowledge that I helped make your first fundraiser a success is enough for me
2485[17:18:35] <BrainStew> star is a monk. he doesn't want worldy possesions
2486[17:18:45] <HubbeKing> DoctorGyarados
2487[17:18:47] <Starnerf[work]> no no, I want plenty of those
2488[17:18:50] <DoctorGyarados> Hubbe:
2489[17:18:51] <Starnerf[work]> But I'll ge tthem myself
2490[17:18:55] <Starnerf[work]> get them*
2491[17:19:06] <HubbeKing> DoctorGyarados have you seen the Bloodborne character the Dragonball Z Abridged guys made
2492[17:19:16] <DoctorGyarados> I don't think so
2493[17:19:18] <HPBriefcase> Okay. :-/ I suppose I'll let her know. Thank you a ton for the very generous donation.
2494[17:19:25] <Starnerf[work]> no problem
2495[17:19:43] <HubbeKing> DoctorGyarados he is a very gorgeous man https://youtu.be/-9f9NH5u32I?t=13m35s
2496[17:19:44] <PyMoronBot> Stream Four Star: Bloodborne - 1 - 14| 45:11 14| TFS Gaming 14| Like what you see? Subscribe: http://bit.ly/U7fLXJ Check the antics live at: http://twitch.tv/tfsgames Check out our website: http://teamfourstar.com ...
2497[17:20:30] <DoctorGyarados> is that their final design?
2498[17:20:46] <Starnerf[work]> I mean, if she was making something already I wouldn't turn it away, but don't feel obligated to make me something
2499[17:21:05] <HubbeKing> DoctorGyarados they do add red hair and yellow goatee to it
2500[17:21:07] <HubbeKing> But yes
2501[17:21:14] <HubbeKing> They then play the game with him
2502[17:21:27] <DoctorGyarados> ...you can choose eyelashes in this game
2503[17:21:32] <DoctorGyarados> I need this character creator in me
2504[17:21:50] *Heufneutje crawls against DoctorGyarados in a blanket*
2505[17:22:07] <HubbeKing> They also give him the GREATEST goggles
2506[17:22:12] <BrainStew> it is a great and very intense character creator
2507[17:22:23] <BrainStew> you can have two different colored eyes
2508[17:22:25] <HubbeKing> (timestamp 15:40 - ish)
2509[17:22:25] <DoctorGyarados> and you can save it ...
2510[17:22:30] <BrainStew> WITH DIFFERENT SIZED PUPILS
2511[17:22:31] <DoctorGyarados> hn
2512[17:23:02] *EldraziOutlaw touches Heufneutje*
2513[17:23:21] <HPBriefcase> She doesn't feel obligated, she feels inspired. She really wants to paint something, and she'd like it to go to one of the donors.
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2515[17:24:45] <Starnerf[work]> Well if it's something she really wants to do, then sure
2516[17:25:25] <HPBriefcase> Awesome. Do you happen to have a favorite sci-fi game or movie property? Or one you would want art of?
2517[17:26:03] <HPBriefcase> I think for the giveaway she was planning on doing something from Alien: Isolation
2518[17:26:36] <Starnerf[work]> I like the first two Alien movies
2519[17:27:05] <Starnerf[work]> haven't seen the others
2520[17:27:14] <HPBriefcase> You're not missing a whole lot.
2521[17:27:37] <Starnerf[work]> I have the first 4 on bluray, so I should watch them at some point
2522[17:27:39] <elcalen> I thought 3 was ok, 4th gets about as much respect as Star Wars prequesl...
2523[17:27:49] <HPBriefcase> Alien: Isolation was a really good game, if you haven't played / seen it played.
2524[17:27:56] <Starnerf[work]> I've played a bit
2525[17:28:03] <Starnerf[work]> I got it to test my Rift
2526[17:28:09] <HPBriefcase> elcalen: It had some good moments. Aliens in water looked incredibly natural.
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2528[17:28:44] <Starnerf[work]> Did she have a scene in mind already or did she want a suggestion?
2529[17:29:25] <HubbeKing> http://i.imgur.com/JyuGsXk.jpg
2530[17:29:25] <PyMoronBot> Driftwood Dragon 14| 1,535x1,197 14| Size: 309kb 14| Views: 821,139
2531[17:29:32] <HPBriefcase> I think she was considering doing a Working Joe, but she wants it to be personalized as well
2532[17:29:55] <Starnerf[work]> that's a cool dragon
2533[17:30:08] <HPBriefcase> That *is* a cool dragon...
2534[17:30:16] <DoctorGyarados> I'm not sure how much more 'personal' you can make a robot whose every orifice leaks cum
2535[17:30:20] <Starnerf[work]> Working Joe = the androids?
2536[17:30:26] <HubbeKing> In other cool things, this is MINECRAFT PIXEL ART http://i.imgur.com/nvGstbW.png
2537[17:30:26] <PyMoronBot> Current Minecraft pixel art world record. 1.1 Million blocks. 14| 1,024x637 14| Size: 1,384kb 14| Views: 190,396
2538[17:30:28] <HPBriefcase> Yeah, creepy motherfuckers.
2539[17:30:47] <RebelliousUno> seriously?
2540[17:31:26] <heninetoo> when does it stop being pixel art and starts being an image?
2541[17:31:27] <HubbeKing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChMzRnw-Hc
2542[17:31:30] <elcalen> HubbeKing: da fuck?
2543[17:31:31] <HubbeKing> RebelliousUno: Seriously
2544[17:31:35] <HubbeKing> I KNOW RIGHT
2545[17:31:42] <RebelliousUno> Just watching a video
2546[17:31:45] <Starnerf[work]> when you take a regular image and just transcode the pixels to Minecraft blocks
2547[17:33:16] <Wildy> "Fix bug where all shopkeepers were named Morgan."
2548[17:33:40] <HPBriefcase> So yeah Star, Working Joes were the androids
2549[17:33:57] <Starnerf[work]> I was trying to think of a scene like the one with the oblivious xenomorph but that happened with an android
2550[17:34:16] <Starnerf[work]> But I think I missed most fo that playthrough
2551[17:34:19] <Starnerf[work]> of*
2552[17:34:44] <HPBriefcase> The androids were never oblivious. They ALWAYS saw us.
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2554[17:37:00] <Starnerf[work]> hmm
2555[17:37:56] <HPBriefcase> But it doesn't need to be from Alien if you like better. :)
2556[17:39:00] <Starnerf[work]> well my favorite movie is Return of the Jedi
2557[17:39:12] <Starnerf[work]> but that's not super relevant to the stream
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2559[17:39:15] <HPBriefcase> Ooo.
2560[17:39:28] <HPBriefcase> We can work with that'
2561[17:39:37] <Starnerf[work]> All right
2562[17:39:43] <HPBriefcase> ^_^
2563[17:40:08] <Starnerf[work]> cool, thanks
2564[17:40:51] <HPBriefcase> No thanks necessary. You were over 10% of our total donations all on your own and we <3 you for it.
2565[17:41:22] <Starnerf[work]> Well I'm happy to help
2566[17:47:28] <HPBriefcase> So what did everyone think of HPDadcase?
2567[17:49:34] <HPBriefcase> Also... Does anyone remember when I did the Lion stretches? I need to highlight that
2568[17:50:18] <RebelliousUno> HPBriefcase  the question is what did Dad think of chat
2569[17:50:29] <HPBriefcase> He had a blast
2570[17:50:45] <Hiramas> chat didn%u2019t embarras you?
2571[17:50:45] <KidSpanner> The real question is, does he know where in the world Carmen Sandiego is?
2572[17:50:56] <RebelliousUno> montreal
2573[17:51:25] <Work|Gunner> yeah, it was actually Caitiri all along
2574[17:51:30] *Hiramas already forgot that he bought highly caffeinated soda earlier *
2575[17:51:36] <HPBriefcase> Chat tried, but I'm not that easy to embarrass (see previous entry re: Lion Stretches)
2576[17:51:55] *CaffeinatedLemur inspects Hiramas' soda to see if I approve*
2577[17:52:29] <Hiramas> Lemur https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club-Mate
2578[17:52:30] <PyMoronBot> Club-Mate - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
2579[17:52:55] <HPBriefcase> Nobody expects the spanish inquisition
2580[17:53:56] <CaffeinatedLemur> I disaprove
2581[17:54:08] <Starnerf[work]> They're like cable repairpeople like that
2582[17:54:21] <Hiramas> Lemur why?
2583[17:54:22] <CaffeinatedLemur> granted its been 15 years since I have had ClubMate
2584[17:54:47] <CaffeinatedLemur> but, they do nothing, and have nothing and taste..... unhappy to my american palet
2585[17:55:14] <Hiramas> it%u2019s an aquired taste. It has 20mg of caffeine per 100ml, thats almost the maximum
2586[17:55:49] <ojii> 20mg of caffein per 100ml is not worth drinking it though
2587[17:55:52] <Hiramas> also, I don%u2019t consume energy drinks because I cannot approve of the gummy bear genocide necessary to produce that stuff
2588[17:56:11] <CaptainSpam> ^wa 12 oz in ml
2589[17:56:20] <Starnerf[work]> 355
2590[17:56:27] <DideRobot> Sorry, Wolfram Alpha took too long to respond
2591[17:56:34] <Starnerf[work]> it says right on the cans
2592[17:56:35] <CaptainSpam> Thanks, Wolfram Alpha.
2593[17:56:49] <CaptainSpam> I'm so glad you answered that question for me, Wolfram Alpha.
2594[17:56:55] <Starnerf[work]> no problem
2595[17:57:06] <CaffeinatedLemur> where as a Viso which tastes awful, is 300mg per 20fz also has vits and minerals
2596[17:57:10] <ojii> starnerf is secretly wolfram alpha?
2597[17:57:23] <Starnerf[work]> I'm actually tungsten omega
2598[17:57:40] <Hiramas> I stand by my choice
2599[17:57:51] <CaffeinatedLemur> and a Red Devil (not red bull) tastes like green tea concetrate and mountain dew syrup.... but in the best way possible
2600[17:57:52] <ojii> water=best energy drink
2601[17:57:58] <Starnerf[work]> 20mg/100mL is more than Mountain Dew
2602[17:58:11] <CaffeinatedLemur> yes but not as much as a Jolt
2603[17:58:15] <Hiramas> I can%u2019t drink this awful sticky sweet stuff
2604[17:58:18] <Starnerf[work]> indeed
2605[17:58:31] <Starnerf[work]> but Mountain Dew is more common than Jolt
2606[17:58:36] <Starnerf[work]> at least in the US
2607[17:58:42] <CaffeinatedLemur> also there are the goold old whoop ass shots.... that well they dont make anymore since the guy died
2608[17:59:11] <Starnerf[work]> now 5-hour energy is the last bastion of concentrated energy sludge
2609[17:59:13] <Hiramas> did he die from too much whoop ass shots?
2610[17:59:23] <Starnerf[work]> he whooped too hard
2611[17:59:24] <CaffeinatedLemur> heart palpatations
2612[17:59:30] <Starnerf[work]> and too assed
2613[17:59:31] <CaffeinatedLemur> into heart attack
2614[18:00:23] <CaffeinatedLemur> he did not read the warning label which read, and I quote "This drink is not for people who shouldnt have it, you know who you are." and then the FDA warning about caffeine was under it
2615[18:00:39] <CaffeinatedLemur> he had four of them, and  then when running
2616[18:00:41] <CaffeinatedLemur> and then died
2617[18:00:45] <CaffeinatedLemur> light weight
2618[18:00:51] <Starnerf[work]> foolish
2619[18:01:11] <CaptainSpam> But, the FDA still blamed the company, do doubt?
2620[18:01:13] <Starnerf[work]> you need to keep it on a drip so releases continuously, not all at once
2621[18:01:20] <Starnerf[work]> so it*
2622[18:01:24] <CaffeinatedLemur> oh no, the family filed a civil suit
2623[18:01:36] <CaffeinatedLemur> and the settlement included ending production
2624[18:01:59] <Starnerf[work]> stupid
2625[18:03:22] <HPBriefcase> I actually consumed less caffeine during the 24HR stream than I do in a normal day, because I was so worried about overdoing it.
2626[18:03:36] <CaptainSpam> "Look, our precious child killed himself by setting up a Rube Goldberg contraption that resulted on dropping an 80-ton palette load of your product on his head.  You're responsible!"
2627[18:04:30] <CaffeinatedLemur> to be fair, it was a 55 year old man with a heart condition, also to be fair... the company got out of the shots shots shots business model
2628[18:04:57] <CaffeinatedLemur> Jones soda has mostly been a standup company
2629[18:05:05] <CaptainSpam> Wait, this was Jones?
2630[18:05:48] <CaffeinatedLemur> WhoopAss was jones soda's first energy drink
2631[18:05:56] <CaptainSpam> Huh.
2632[18:06:33] <CaffeinatedLemur> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jones_Soda#WhoopAss_and_Jones_Energy
2633[18:06:34] <PyMoronBot> Jones Soda - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
2634[18:06:44] <Requit> Ah, Jones soday.
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2636[18:08:42] <CaffeinatedLemur> Oh man Guru, havent seen that in years
2637[18:16:49] <ojii> hrm i wonder if i should pick Friendly Fire in this pack
2638[18:17:24] <Kite> kitchen-casual MTG lunch update: I beat a guy who swung an Emrakul at my head
2639[18:17:36] <ojii> ^mtg emrakul
2640[18:17:39] <DideRobot> Your search returned 3 cards: Emrakul's Hatcher; Emrakul, the Aeons Torn; Hand of Emrakul
2641[18:17:58] <Kite> ^mtg Emrakul, the aeons torn
2642[18:18:00] <DideRobot> Emrakul, the Aeons Torn [Legendary Creature %u2014 Eldrazi] (15 mana) (15/15 P/T). Emrakul, the Aeons Torn can't be countered. When you cast Emrakul, take an extra turn after this one. Flying, protection from colored spells, annihilator 6. When Emrakul is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles his or her graveyard into his or her
2643[18:18:00] <DideRobot> library.
2644[18:18:57] <ojii> o.O
2645[18:19:16] <HPBriefcase> Congrats, btw
2646[18:19:22] <Kite> :D
2647[18:19:27] <ojii> annihilator is where you have to sac creatures when being attacked, right?
2648[18:19:35] <HPBriefcase> Permanents, I thought
2649[18:19:38] <ojii> oh
2650[18:19:40] <DoctorGyarados> yep
2651[18:19:42] <DoctorGyarados> permanents
2652[18:19:43] <Kite> sac permanents. I saced all my land
2653[18:19:45] <Spluuga> hmm?
2654[18:20:05] <Kite> Spluuga: I beat someone who hit me with Emrakul :D
2655[18:20:11] <ojii> Kite, how?
2656[18:20:15] <HPBriefcase> Yup, sac all your lands, and if he doesn't have a way to survive the crackback, you might get lucky
2657[18:20:20] <ojii> ah
2658[18:20:22] <Spluuga> Kite, ohs
2659[18:20:40] <Spluuga> Kite, was it a round 3 emrakul?
2660[18:20:51] <Spluuga> turn _I mean
2661[18:20:55] <Kite> what do you mean round three?
2662[18:21:04] <Kite> Ojii I built a deck that is all about free +1/+1 counters
2663[18:21:18] <ojii> i'm doing kinda the same right now
2664[18:21:40] <Kite> I had a ainok bondkin and a abzan falconer and swung for 16 in the air, right over his wurmcoil engine
2665[18:21:42] <ojii> well trying to at least
2666[18:21:50] <HPBriefcase> I loved the latest description of Alex's EDH Brew
2667[18:22:00] <KidSpanner> ^mtg agony warp
2668[18:22:01] <DideRobot> Agony Warp [Instant] (U B, CMC 2). Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Target creature gets -0/-3 until end of turn.
2669[18:22:02] <Spluuga> I woke up like 2 mins ago so I'm stuck in wrong language
2670[18:22:24] <Kite> also, he had cast 2 karn, liberateds before that
2671[18:22:31] <Kite> Spluuga: it was about turn 6
2672[18:22:33] <KidSpanner> I've been thinking about trying Victoria Rules Highlander
2673[18:22:41] <Kite> he had 9 urza's X lands
2674[18:23:16] <KidSpanner> I like that "Urza's" is a land type
2675[18:23:23] <Spluuga> ah, tron.. my modern deck can power dump it out faster
2676[18:23:30] <ojii> speaking of magic, as always I'd appreciate tips/tricks with my draft: http://i.imgur.com/wlDJvdc.jpg
2677[18:23:31] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 1,920x1,056 14| Size: 270kb 14| Views: 0
2678[18:23:37] <HPBriefcase> Victoria Rules EDH would probably be the version of it that I would try as well.
2679[18:23:48] <HPBriefcase> I like the allowance for Gold Bordered cards.
2680[18:23:57] <Kite> KidSpanner these http://www.parkage.com/docs/illustrations/595000/595206.jpg
2681[18:24:09] <Spluuga> you mean victoria rules highlamder?
2682[18:24:44] <HPBriefcase> Sorry, highlander and edh are still interchangeable terms in my head and I'm trying to type fast at work
2683[18:24:45] <KidSpanner> Kite: Yeah http://magiccards.info/query?q=urza%27s+mine&v=card&s=cname
2684[18:24:46] <PyMoronBot> Urza's Mine (Ninth Edition) (at magiccards.info)
2685[18:24:56] <KidSpanner> Land types: Mine, and Urza's
2686[18:25:06] <KidSpanner> Possessive
2687[18:25:10] <Spluuga> HPBriefcase, it's known as canadian highlander
2688[18:25:25] <Kite> Kidspanner oh, I thought you were being jokey. jeeze, that's real
2689[18:25:35] <KidSpanner> ojii: Elk over scavenger
2690[18:25:37] <HPBriefcase> Mmkay
2691[18:25:54] <ojii> but bolster!
2692[18:26:23] *Spluuga leans on HPBriefcase and noms lasagne*
2693[18:26:32] <HPBriefcase> Mmm. Lasagna
2694[18:26:39] <KidSpanner> I don't know what you want me to say to that, other than that I already know it has bolster because I know the cards in this format and I have given you my opinion
2695[18:26:52] <Kite> Kidspanner, hpbriefcase here is my deck as it stands, made at 3 AM this morning. I need to fix the land/curve http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/22-06-15-tokens-and-counters/
2696[18:26:53] <PyMoronBot> Tokens and counters (Casual MTG Deck) (at tappedout.net)
2697[18:26:55] <KidSpanner> Roc is bad
2698[18:27:03] <DoctorGyarados> HP: EDH has the word Highlander in its initialism
2699[18:27:06] <DoctorGyarados> they ARE interchangeable
2700[18:27:20] <ojii> okay elk is in
2701[18:27:32] <Spluuga> ummh no
2702[18:27:34] <ojii> i got rid of whisperer, krushok and ambush krotiq
2703[18:27:35] <KidSpanner> Ambush Krotiq is bad
2704[18:27:41] <KidSpanner> Keep whisperer
2705[18:27:44] <KidSpanner> Whisperer good
2706[18:27:56] <Spluuga> EDH means Elder dragon highlander, highlander is highlander
2707[18:28:05] <DoctorGyarados> that is what I said, yes
2708[18:28:17] <Spluuga> it's different
2709[18:28:35] <ojii> okay whisperer is back in, scavenger is out
2710[18:29:07] <Kite> Ojii cheese in! Cheese me no likey!
2711[18:29:08] *PyMoronBot loves cheese*
2712[18:29:08] <KidSpanner> I think you can sideboard pinion feast
2713[18:29:25] <ojii> huh?
2714[18:29:44] <Kite> ojii, just a movie reference
2715[18:29:47] <ojii> oh
2716[18:30:02] <ojii> looks like this now http://i.imgur.com/LNPMF29.jpg
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2718[18:30:21] <Kite> ojii https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDyI8sUaX70 :)
2719[18:30:22] <PyMoronBot> "Cheese, me no likey!" 14| 00:16 14| artieness 14| clip from The Emperor's New Groove. Silly llama qoute for my angeleyes ;) :D xxx
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2721[18:30:56] <ojii> sideboarding pinion might be reasonable, especially since i tried to snatch most flying things
2722[18:31:02] <KidSpanner> I would cut gleam of authority for another creature, or maybe map the wastes
2723[18:31:31] <ojii> i know auras are bad but I learned that gleam can wreck you the hard way
2724[18:31:39] <KidSpanner> Sorry I can't be more helpful, trying to focus on work today
2725[18:31:47] <ojii> you're being awesome
2726[18:31:48] <Spluuga> imo looks good
2727[18:32:08] <KidSpanner> Anything can wreck you the hard wy
2728[18:32:21] <Spluuga> it's 14 creatures, 9 spells
2729[18:32:56] <KidSpanner> But anyway, it looks pretty solid, just play well and pay attention for cards that might need to be sideboarded in or out.
2730[18:33:05] <KidSpanner> Luck, ojii
2731[18:33:12] <ojii> thanks!
2732[18:33:22] <ojii> damn deck build time is so short :( this is what i ended up with: http://i.imgur.com/ftlq0N7.jpg
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2734[18:33:30] <Spluuga> yup, it looks solid, slam it in and gl
2735[18:35:20] <Spluuga> it also turns out if all of your spells are removal, you're winning your limited tournament
2736[18:35:54] *EldraziOutlaw sneaks*
2737[18:36:08] *EldraziOutlaw flops on KidSpanner's card collections*
2738[18:36:11] *Spluuga pokes EldraziOutlaw *
2739[18:39:16] <ojii> opponent is running a 50 card deck o.O
2740[18:40:11] <LuckieDuckie> omg gorgeous seahorse sculpture
2741[18:40:12] <LuckieDuckie> http://rebloggy.com/post/sculpture-surreal-steampunk-sea-horse-steam-punk-steampunk-tendencies/79067833092
2742[18:40:40] <LuckieDuckie> click on for closeup
2743[18:41:07] <Spluuga> ojii, it's called a roast
2744[18:42:21] <Kite> Ojii's opponent has card advantage. They have more cards! Kappa
2745[18:42:53] <ojii> looks like they're new to mtg, they just cast foul-tongue shriek in their first main phase
2746[18:43:03] <ylegm-wurk> woof
2747[18:43:04] <PyMoronBot> ylegm-wurk is such doge. wow.
2748[18:43:11] <ylegm-wurk> rough
2749[18:43:17] <ojii> (it is the new player queue after all)
2750[18:43:39] <ylegm-wurk> oh, ok
2751[18:43:47] *LuckieDuckie breaks in her new headphones*
2752[18:43:56] <ylegm-wurk> ooh, what kind duckie?
2753[18:44:07] *LuckieDuckie swaps "breaks" for "gets used to"*
2754[18:44:09] <DoctorGyarados> !tell Sympho* http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/
2755[18:44:09] <PyMoronBot> The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows (at www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com)
2756[18:44:11] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell Sympho* next time I see them speak.
2757[18:44:20] <ylegm-wurk> are they circumaural
2758[18:44:21] <LuckieDuckie> Monoprice
2759[18:44:22] <ylegm-wurk> ?
2760[18:44:25] <LuckieDuckie> ANT
2761[18:44:27] <LuckieDuckie> ....
2762[18:44:40] <ylegm-wurk> go over ears or in them
2763[18:44:49] *ylegm-wurk is a huge nerd*
2764[18:45:22] *Work|Gunner throws ylegm-wurk *
2765[18:45:28] <Work|Gunner> out the door*
2766[18:45:34] <ylegm-wurk> wheeeeeeee
2767[18:45:35] <Work|Gunner> we don't serve your kind here
2768[18:45:53] <ylegm-wurk> "My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either."
2769[18:46:13] <ylegm-wurk> "I'm wanted in 9 systems."
2770[18:46:20] <LuckieDuckie> ....I think I missed the ant
2771[18:46:36] <LuckieDuckie> don't see the body
2772[18:46:38] *Spluuga starts to explain ANT to LuckieDuckie *
2773[18:46:51] <LuckieDuckie> over ears
2774[18:46:56] <LuckieDuckie> removable cord
2775[18:47:04] <ylegm-wurk> bluetooth?
2776[18:47:09] <LuckieDuckie> comes with a nice thick long one
2777[18:47:19] <LuckieDuckie> I don't think so
2778[18:47:23] <ojii> now  they cast mind rot on me with 0 cards in hand :(
2779[18:47:37] <Spluuga> uhh.. ok
2780[18:47:58] *ylegm-wurk smiles but is screaming inside*
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2782[18:48:31] <ylegm-wurk> supraaural or circumaural
2783[18:48:45] <ylegm-wurk> on the ears or around the ears
2784[18:49:33] <LuckieDuckie> they don't completely surround the ears so there's some ear hugging
2785[18:50:39] <ylegm-wurk> is it a 3.5 mm jack or 5mm?
2786[18:50:41] *LuckieDuckie adjusts them*
2787[18:50:46] <ylegm-wurk> probably 3.5 mm
2788[18:51:32] <LuckieDuckie> it came with a nice gold-ish adapter
2789[18:51:38] <ylegm-wurk> :)
2790[18:51:49] *BillThePhon adjusts "them"*
2791[18:51:55] <ylegm-wurk> standard headphone jack is 3.5 mm
2792[18:52:10] <ylegm-wurk> can go all the up to 8 I think
2793[18:52:25] <LuckieDuckie> them being the ear pieces
2794[18:52:45] *ylegm-wurk adjusts BillThePhon*
2795[18:53:22] <BillThePhon> Oh myyy
2796[18:53:34] *LuckieDuckie doesn't know what it's mm is*
2797[18:53:45] <ylegm-wurk> millimeter
2798[18:53:46] <BillThePhon> Like inches but smaller
2799[18:53:51] <Mara> LuckieDuckie: I did not expect much when I clicked your seahorse link. I was pleasantly surprised. That's awesome.
2800[18:54:09] <ylegm-wurk> I read that wrong
2801[18:54:12] <ylegm-wurk> IGNORE ME
2802[18:54:17] <LuckieDuckie> adapter is twice the width I think
2803[18:54:19] *ylegm-wurk waves hands*
2804[18:54:39] <LuckieDuckie> 3x length
2805[18:54:47] *LuckieDuckie noms her toast *
2806[18:55:05] <ylegm-wurk> I have to wear the kind that go around your ears
2807[18:55:17] *Spluuga tries to nom LuckieDuckie's toast*
2808[18:55:22] <Heufneutje> meow meow
2809[18:55:22] <ylegm-wurk> the other ones hurt too much with extended use
2810[18:55:27] *Thetoastmonster takes all the toast*
2811[18:55:32] <KidSpanner> ^mtg viscera
2812[18:55:33] <DideRobot> Your search returned 3 cards: Eviscerator; Viscera Dragger; Viscera Seer
2813[18:55:35] *Heufneutje eyes the toast*
2814[18:55:41] <KidSpanner> ^mtg viscera seer
2815[18:55:42] <DideRobot> Viscera Seer [Creature %u2014 Vampire Wizard] (B, CMC 1) (1/1 P/T). Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.)
2816[18:56:25] <ylegm-wurk> viscera seer is a good sac outlet
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2818[18:56:35] <Mara> That's a decent sacrifice outlet in two relevant tribes
2819[18:56:36] <KidSpanner> Sure is
2820[18:56:40] <Mara> Also, hello KidSpanner
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2822[18:56:53] <KidSpanner> Wizards is still not a relevant tribe, you punk
2823[18:57:04] *LuckieDuckie may need to limit time used ....been a while since I had headphones that don't seem to stick how you flex them*
2824[18:57:07] <ylegm-wurk> it was in onslaught block
2825[18:57:15] <Mara> KidSpanner: Tell that to the Nameless One!
2826[18:57:19] <DoctorGyarados> !tell Sympho* Despite the blog claiming to have 115 pages, it seems to stop at 15. I've gone through most of the pages 15-115 and they were all blank
2827[18:57:20] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell Sympho* next time I see them speak.
2828[18:57:22] <ylegm-wurk> wizards were sweet in onslaught
2829[18:57:34] <KidSpanner> When Onsluaght Block constructed comes back onto the scene let me know
2830[18:57:35] <ylegm-wurk> though everyone just played goblins and elves
2831[18:57:50] *ylegm-wurk remembers the long long ago*
2832[18:57:55] *ylegm-wurk shudders*
2833[18:58:06] <KidSpanner> Is nameless one the thing I think it was?
2834[18:58:08] <Mara> Beast Tribal was relevant too ylegm. And Zombies
2835[18:58:11] <KidSpanner> ^mtg nameless one
2836[18:58:12] <DideRobot> Nameless One [Creature %u2014 Wizard Avatar] (3 U, CMC 4) (*/* P/T). Nameless One's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Wizards on the battlefield. Morph 2 U (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
2837[18:58:20] <KidSpanner> It is not
2838[18:58:25] <ylegm-wurk> yeah, but beast and zombie didn't have turn 3 kills
2839[18:58:29] <Mara> It's the most butt of the Ones :D
2840[18:58:39] <DoctorGyarados> Which tribe's One were you looking for?
2841[18:58:50] <KidSpanner> I think I was thinking of
2842[18:58:51] <ylegm-wurk> goblin could reliably kill turn 3
2843[18:58:54] <KidSpanner> ^mtg nameless race
2844[18:58:55] <DideRobot> Nameless Race [Creature] (3 B, CMC 4) (*/* P/T). Trample. As Nameless Race enters the battlefield, pay any amount of life. The amount you pay can't be more than the total number of white nontoken permanents your opponents control plus the total number of white cards in their graveyards. Nameless Race's power and toughness are each equal to the life
2845[18:58:56] <DideRobot> paid as it entered the battlefield.
2846[18:58:57] <Mara> White had semi-lifelink in Clerics, red had haste in Goblins
2847[18:59:00] <KidSpanner> Yeah, that's the one
2848[18:59:13] <ylegm-wurk> I liked white black clerics
2849[18:59:23] <ylegm-wurk> infinite life combo in standard
2850[18:59:35] <ylegm-wurk> #firstplaneproblems
2851[18:59:36] <Mara> Did you have an Edgewalker ylegm?
2852[18:59:57] <LuckieDuckie> nice sound so far
2853[19:00:07] <DoctorGyarados> elves' One just trample, IIRC
2854[19:00:09] <ylegm-wurk> I don't recall
2855[19:00:14] <DoctorGyarados> elves' One was just*
2856[19:00:16] <Mara> ^mtg Edgewalker
2857[19:00:17] <DideRobot> Edgewalker [Creature %u2014 Human Cleric] (1 W B, CMC 3) (2/2 P/T). Cleric spells you cast cost W B less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay. (For example, if you cast a Cleric spell with mana cost 1 W, it costs 1 to cast.) (1 more match found: Silhana Ledgewalker)
2858[19:00:37] <KidSpanner> Anyway, I should grab a Viscera Seer
2859[19:00:45] <KidSpanner> And that card you had, Doc
2860[19:00:50] <KidSpanner> Whatever it was called
2861[19:00:54] <ylegm-wurk> fopr what deck?
2862[19:00:54] <DoctorGyarados> I had 100 cards
2863[19:00:57] <DoctorGyarados> can you please be more specific
2864[19:01:07] <KidSpanner> The one that reanimated a thing when it died
2865[19:01:17] <DoctorGyarados> ^mtg body snatcher
2866[19:01:18] <DideRobot> Body Snatcher [Creature %u2014 Minion] (2 B B, CMC 4) (2/2 P/T). When Body Snatcher enters the battlefield, exile it unless you discard a creature card. When Body Snatcher dies, exile Body Snatcher and return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
2867[19:01:18] <DoctorGyarados> ?
2868[19:01:23] <KidSpanner> Yes
2869[19:02:27] *EldraziOutlaw flings a modern deck at KidSpanner*
2870[19:02:35] *Heufneutje touches DoctorGyarados*
2871[19:02:37] <Spluuga> ^mtg revellark
2872[19:02:38] <DideRobot> Sorry, no card matching your query was found
2873[19:02:41] <MasterCheese> Night chat
2874[19:02:42] <Spluuga> ^mtg reveillark
2875[19:02:43] <DideRobot> Reveillark [Creature %u2014 Elemental] (4 W, CMC 5) (4/3 P/T). Flying. When Reveillark leaves the battlefield, return up to two target creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Evoke 5 W (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters the battlefield.)
2876[19:02:45] *DoctorGyarados touches Heufy*
2877[19:02:48] *Heufneutje touches MasterCheese into bed*
2878[19:03:09] *MasterCheese drags Heufy away for touching and cuddles*
2879[19:03:13] <Heufneutje> o/////////////////////o
2880[19:03:17] <KidSpanner> I can stack the triggers so it Undies before it exiles itself
2881[19:03:20] <Heufneutje> MasterCheese-senpai pls~
2882[19:03:22] <KidSpanner> Shenanigans ensue
2883[19:03:34] <MasterCheese> Pls? You want more touching?
2884[19:03:40] <Heufneutje> o//////////////////////////////////o
2885[19:03:43] <Heufneutje> m-maybe~
2886[19:03:47] <MasterCheese> That can be arranged :3
2887[19:03:53] <Heufneutje> o-ohmy
2888[19:03:57] *Heufneutje blushes furiously*
2889[19:03:59] <Spluuga> ...
2890[19:03:59] <LuckieDuckie> hmm
2891[19:04:12] <DoctorGyarados> Kid: I also got you a present
2892[19:04:14] *Spluuga yawns*
2893[19:04:17] <DoctorGyarados> http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/post/16571284794/xeno
2894[19:04:23] *EldraziOutlaw kitten flops on LuckieDuckie*
2895[19:04:24] <LuckieDuckie> with earbuds I'm used to hearing more in the left ear than with these
2896[19:04:29] <KidSpanner> Doc: <3
2897[19:04:30] *MasterCheese pulls Heufy under the covers*
2898[19:04:31] <LuckieDuckie> seems like it's more on the right now
2899[19:04:38] <DoctorGyarados> followed immediately by http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/post/96261999250/exulansis
2900[19:04:59] <Heufneutje> m-meep~
2901[19:05:19] <KidSpanner> Doc: This may be my new second favourite tumblr
2902[19:05:19] <Spluuga> I want coffee
2903[19:05:33] <DoctorGyarados> I actually had the first one happen a year or two ago and now I HAVE A WORD FOR IT
2904[19:05:46] <EldraziOutlaw> ok Heufneutje and MasterCheese are being so adorable right now
2905[19:05:51] *MasterCheese just snuggles innocently and drifts to sleep after a quick butt squeeze*
2906[19:05:56] <MasterCheese> Nini :3
2907[19:06:06] <Heufneutje> n-night
2908[19:06:24] *LuckieDuckie pets the Outlaw kitteh*
2909[19:06:38] <EldraziOutlaw> yay
2910[19:06:40] *Spluuga meows*
2911[19:06:44] *EldraziOutlaw purrs on Luckie*
2912[19:06:51] <DoctorGyarados> Walking in opposite directions, this woman is sneezing her brains out. There's a brief pause, and I say "You done?" She looks me in the eye and gives me the most sincere "I'm sorry!" I've ever heard.
2913[19:07:08] <KidSpanner> Hh
2914[19:07:14] <DoctorGyarados> Continue walking, not five seconds later I hear another sneeze
2915[19:07:28] <DoctorGyarados> I stop and slowly spin around to see her also facing me, hand over mouth, beet-red
2916[19:07:58] <Spluuga> DoctorGyarados, did you pat her on the head?
2917[19:08:00] <DoctorGyarados> And now I have a word for that situation!
2918[19:08:21] <LuckieDuckie> some people sneeze like 10 times in a row
2919[19:08:28] <ylegm-wurk> aren't there already words for that?
2920[19:08:41] <DoctorGyarados> Yes. That's what I said
2921[19:08:43] <DoctorGyarados> now I know them
2922[19:09:06] *Spluuga gently headbutts LuckieDuckie *
2923[19:09:37] <Requit> I'm going to headbutt your lips. With my lips. Softly.
2924[19:09:51] <Spluuga> o.O
2925[19:09:57] <ylegm-wurk> I don't think either of those words apply to that situation :I
2926[19:10:04] <LuckieDuckie> I was surprised when I met one and saw her sneeze ...lighter than most do
2927[19:10:32] <DoctorGyarados> xeno perfectly describes a moment of weird intimacy between strangers
2928[19:10:48] <LuckieDuckie> uhoh
2929[19:11:01] <LuckieDuckie> ...chewing in these feels weird
2930[19:11:02] <EldraziOutlaw> weird intimacy you say :3
2931[19:11:47] <ylegm-wurk> The thing I find weird is that xeno means alien
2932[19:11:55] <ylegm-wurk> or stranger
2933[19:12:11] <Gyaradroid> that's the idea
2934[19:12:13] <ylegm-wurk> as a prefix
2935[19:12:23] <ylegm-wurk> hmm
2936[19:12:40] *LuckieDuckie tries to move the pads off the jaw*
2937[19:12:43] <Requit> Hey Spluuga let's have a Golden Gaytime together.
2938[19:12:53] <EldraziOutlaw> what's up Luckie?
2939[19:12:55] <Spluuga> no, gtfo
2940[19:13:11] *LuckieDuckie just got new headphones*
2941[19:13:17] <Requit> Please, Spluuga? It's hard to have a golden gaytime on your own.
2942[19:13:23] <KidSpanner> Doc: This is a good story and it is good to have a word for it now
2943[19:13:27] *LuckieDuckie headphones Outlaw*
2944[19:13:59] <Spluuga> the only golden gaytime I want is ice cream and I'm not even sure about those
2945[19:14:21] <EldraziOutlaw> oooh
2946[19:14:27] <DoctorGyarados> Kid: There's also a word for the words this tumblr is creating
2947[19:14:29] <DoctorGyarados> sniglets
2948[19:14:39] <DoctorGyarados> Which I always referred to as Lexical Gaps, but apparently that's something else?
2949[19:14:42] *EldraziOutlaw sneaks up to Luckie and pounces while she is distracted by headphones*
2950[19:15:09] <LuckieDuckie> :o
2951[19:15:20] <KidSpanner> Seems similar, but not quite yet
2952[19:16:21] <Starnerf[work]> I like the catch-all term neologism
2953[19:18:14] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/Z3fFFcj
2954[19:18:15] <PyMoronBot> Always remember to remove cat before flight 14| 2Animated! 14| 564x314 14| Size: 67,458kb 14| Views: 5,298,177
2955[19:19:47] <Gilles> it's amazing to me that a 67MB GIF has gotten far more views than the original video
2956[19:20:30] <ylegm-wurk> whichever one hits reddit first wins I guess
2957[19:21:19] <BrainStew> -=
2958[19:21:31] <BrainStew> p[
2959[19:21:46] <HubbeKing> BrainStew appears to be speaking in tounges
2960[19:21:50] <HubbeKing> Or leetspeak
2961[19:21:55] <HubbeKing> Possibly both
2962[19:22:04] <DoctorGyarados> or face-on-keyboard-speak
2963[19:22:22] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/3jppTmT
2964[19:22:22] <PyMoronBot> Kid who played Anakin Skywalker was arrested tonight after a high speed chase... The prophecy has been fulfilled, he has joined 14| 971x544 14| Size: 569kb 14| Views: 377,134
2965[19:22:27] *LuckieDuckie finds the volume balance in speaker settings*
2966[19:22:29] <ylegm-wurk> be one with the keyboard
2967[19:22:35] <LuckieDuckie> weeeeee
2968[19:22:36] <ylegm-wurk> yqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnp[
2969[19:22:59] <ylegm-wurk> a;or eh8gvjzerpay[\uyjhEWtaW461
2970[19:23:05] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/0rIMXZa
2971[19:23:06] <PyMoronBot> All who enter the bathroom must answer to the great Sorcerer Mittens 14| 2Animated! 14| 426x426 14| Size: 15,196kb 14| Views: 616,266
2972[19:23:15] <KidSpanner> Graham misunderstands how Mikaeus works with Persist creatures
2973[19:23:35] <EldraziOutlaw> guys, I found an iamge of a young Heufneutje playing with a ball
2974[19:23:36] <EldraziOutlaw> http://i.imgur.com/CEESdA5.gif
2975[19:23:37] <PyMoronBot> Hop along cattidy!%uFEFF 14| 2Animated! 14| 500x187 14| Size: 1,992kb 14| Views: 88
2976[19:23:52] <Heufneutje> das me
2977[19:23:53] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/OQazWDT
2978[19:23:54] <PyMoronBot> Oh hey... 14| 620x773 14| Size: 77kb 14| Views: 276,741
2979[19:29:30] <LuckieDuckie> aww kitteh
2980[19:37:02] <LuckieDuckie> maybe I'll get decals for the headphones
2981[19:37:03] <LuckieDuckie> https://www.decalgirl.com/skins/KICKER-Headphone-Skins
2982[19:37:04] <PyMoronBot> Kicker Head Phone Skins | DecalGirl (at www.decalgirl.com)
2983[19:37:19] *Spluuga offers LuckieDuckie pancakes*
2984[19:37:28] <LuckieDuckie> mmmmm
2985[19:37:39] <LuckieDuckie> better than toast
2986[19:39:26] <HubbeKing> hokay
2987[19:39:35] <ylegm-wurk> is that the model of headphone you have?
2988[19:39:40] <HubbeKing> For some reason I'm really exhausted today
2989[19:39:44] <HubbeKing> So I'm gonna turn in early
2990[19:40:03] *HubbeKing hugs DoctorGyarados, Heufneutje and whoever else looks like they could use a hug*
2991[19:40:07] <HubbeKing> G'night guys <3
2992[19:40:12] <Heufneutje> night Hubbe
2993[19:40:14] <Heufneutje> <3
2994[19:40:36] *EldraziOutlaw sneaks*
2995[19:40:40] *EldraziOutlaw touches Heufneutje*
2996[19:40:46] <Heufneutje> eek
2997[19:40:49] <LuckieDuckie> I think that's the rebranded version
2998[19:40:57] <LuckieDuckie> mine is monoprice
2999[19:41:25] <ylegm-wurk> monoporice is a store, right? the online variety?
3000[19:41:37] <LuckieDuckie> I ordered on amazon
3001[19:41:57] <Starnerf[work]> Monoprice is a retailer and manufacturer
3002[19:41:58] <ylegm-wurk> http://www.monoprice.com/
3003[19:41:59] <PyMoronBot> HDMI Cable, Home Theater Accessories, HDMI Products, Cables, Adapters, Video/Audio Switch, Networking, USB, Firewire, Printer Toner, and more! - Monoprice.com (at www.monoprice.com)
3004[19:42:14] <Starnerf[work]> known for very cheap products that actually perform decently
3005[19:42:25] <ylegm-wurk> ^
3006[19:42:27] <Mara> Hmm, have an early-ish night or watch an Edgar Wright movie before I go to bed...
3007[19:42:31] <ylegm-wurk> especially cords
3008[19:42:35] <Starnerf[work]> especially cables/adapters/other heavily marked-up stuff
3009[19:42:47] <ylegm-wurk> which edgar wright movie?
3010[19:42:52] <DoctorGyarados> Mara: You should help me with my new Excalibur build instead!
3011[19:43:19] <DoctorGyarados> !tell Hubbe* Do you really wait until I find wasps to go to bed? The last two times I've missed you have been because of wasps
3012[19:43:20] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell Hubbe* next time I see them speak.
3013[19:43:53] <Mara> DoctorGyarados: I can multi-task, what do you need?
3014[19:44:00] *Heufneutje handfeeds DoctorGyarados a strayberry*
3015[19:44:05] <DoctorGyarados> a waht
3016[19:44:09] <Heufneutje> ...
3017[19:44:12] <Heufneutje> strawberry&
3018[19:44:18] <Heufneutje> ,jdoaishdoaishd sunuva
3019[19:44:24] <Heufneutje> can I spell anything right today?
3020[19:44:30] <DoctorGyarados> Mara: trying to figure out how to link it, hang on
3021[19:44:37] *Heufneutje kicks the ground*
3022[19:44:43] <Mara> k ^_^
3023[19:44:45] <Heufneutje> hrmph
3024[19:44:59] <DoctorGyarados> export
3025[19:45:00] <ylegm-wurk> #fingerspls
3026[19:45:01] <DoctorGyarados> of course
3027[19:45:04] <DoctorGyarados> Mara: http://goo.gl/a2eZFo
3028[19:45:05] <PyMoronBot> Warframe Builder (at warframe-builder.com)
3029[19:45:09] <Heufneutje> I'll export you
3030[19:45:12] <Heufneutje> ~
3031[19:45:19] <ylegm-wurk> you're an export
3032[19:45:26] <DoctorGyarados> I don't know what to put in that bottom right slot, or if stretch is necessary
3033[19:45:33] <ylegm-wurk> your face is an export
3034[19:45:42] <DoctorGyarados> I SWEAR TO DOG
3035[19:45:51] <Heufneutje> I swear to doge
3036[19:45:52] <DoctorGyarados> I WILL TURN THIS INTERNET AROUND
3037[19:47:16] <Mara> Doc: What does Power Range do for Excalibur? And are you focussing primarily on the new Sabre tricks? Because if you are then a Melee damage boost mod could be fitting... if those exist? I forgot.
3038[19:47:24] <ylegm-wurk> why_you_heff_be_mad.jpg
3039[19:47:31] <DoctorGyarados> There's a melee damage aura, yes
3040[19:47:41] <DoctorGyarados> And with 12 points and one slot, I think I can fit any aura
3041[19:48:04] <DoctorGyarados> Power range increases... the radius of his blind and his javelins
3042[19:48:07] <DoctorGyarados> and the length of his charge
3043[19:48:08] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v zeke229
3044[19:48:21] <zeke229> Guten Tag
3045[19:48:30] <zeke229> ^mtgb zendikar
3046[19:48:45] <DoctorGyarados> But yeah, mostly I wanted to do his Laser Sword mode
3047[19:48:57] <DoctorGyarados> I guess having power range helps his other three abilities, so it's a nice thing to just have?
3048[19:49:23] <Mara> True ^_^
3049[19:49:35] <DoctorGyarados> I'm not willing to sacrifice any more duration, though, if you were going to put a Transient Fortitude in that last slot for more power damage
3050[19:50:19] <Mara> Yeah, makes sense
3051[19:50:42] <Mara> What melee weapon did you have in mind? I don't think the site mentions that (or I missed something)
3052[19:50:45] <zeke229> i have beer
3053[19:50:55] <Roo_fon2> Root beer?
3054[19:51:04] <DoctorGyarados> Laser Sword is its own melee weapon
3055[19:51:08] <DoctorGyarados> with its own special stance
3056[19:51:12] <CaptainSpam> Are you root?
3057[19:51:22] <CaptainSpam> And if not, are you at least Groot?
3058[19:51:23] <DoctorGyarados> The way Valkyr pulls her claws out for her Berserk mode
3059[19:51:24] <Roo_fon2> Sudo get me a beer
3060[19:51:32] <DoctorGyarados> Roo_fon2: this action will be logged
3061[19:51:41] <Mara> Ooh, neat
3062[19:51:57] <Roo_fon2> .xkcd 838
3063[19:52:02] <ricin> https://soundcloud.com/the-underscore/episode-2-an-invisible-girlfriend
3064[19:52:03] <PyMoronBot> Episode 2: An Invisible Girlfriend by The Underscore | Free Listening on SoundCloud (at soundcloud.com)
3065[19:52:06] <Roo_fon2> .xkcd incident
3066[19:52:10] <DoctorGyarados> Though, if you're interested, I was toying with either the Jaw Sword, Skana, or Dragon Nikana
3067[19:52:13] <Roo_fon2> Derp
3068[19:52:21] <DoctorGyarados> Since Laser Sword scales off your melee MODS, not the weapon itself
3069[19:52:37] <DoctorGyarados> and the Jaw Sword and Skana both have +100% damage mods that only they can equip
3070[19:53:06] <DoctorGyarados> Roo_fon2: .find ?
3071[19:53:47] <Roo_fon2> .find xkcd incident
3072[19:53:54] <Roo_fon2> Neat
3073[19:54:38] <Tyranic-Moron> .find xkcd butt
3074[19:54:48] <Tyranic-Moron> hah
3075[19:55:03] <Roo_fon2> Nice
3076[19:55:40] <ricin> invisible girlfriend reminds me of one of my favorite short stories
3077[19:56:13] <ricin> also i may or may not have signed up
3078[19:57:23] <DoctorGyarados> Mara: my ideas for that last slot were one of: Rush, Thief's Wit, Vigor, or Natural Talent (but only if it increases his ultimate's attack speed)
3079[19:57:36] *Heufneutje sitsits*
3080[19:58:54] <DoctorGyarados> Maybe Fast Deflection?
3081[19:59:02] <DoctorGyarados> I always forget about that mod, but my Mag likes it so much
3082[19:59:27] <Mara> Yeah, my Loki uses that too. It's great.
3083[19:59:45] *Spluuga drops a piece of pancake on heufy's head*
3084[19:59:54] *Heufneutje nums*
3085[20:00:45] *EldraziOutlaw touches Heufneutje all over his body*
3086[20:00:54] <Heufneutje> eeeep
3087[20:01:11] <EldraziOutlaw> including the butt
3088[20:01:14] <EldraziOutlaw> !
3089[20:01:48] <LuckieDuckie> concentually?
3090[20:01:57] <zeke229> http://www.mythicspoiler.com/ori/cards/rhoxmaulers.html hello
3091[20:01:57] <PyMoronBot> Rhox Maulers | Magic Origins Visual Spoiler (at www.mythicspoiler.com)
3092[20:02:02] <zeke229> consentually
3093[20:02:06] <ricin> http://escapepod.org/2009/09/17/ep216-%CE%B2oyfriend/
3094[20:02:08] <ricin> the short story
3095[20:02:18] *LuckieDuckie consexually*
3096[20:03:29] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v dialmformara
3097[20:04:04] <LuckieDuckie> I need to go do some shopping...right at rush hour
3098[20:04:37] <Spluuga> rhox bros
3099[20:04:47] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v RayPenbar
3100[20:05:45] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v RayPenbar
3101[20:06:40] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v RayPenbar
3102[20:06:47] <Mara> Ooh, this is my first time seeing Renowned. I quite like it.
3103[20:07:37] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v RayPenbar
3104[20:08:15] <zeke229> renowned with trample seems real good
3105[20:08:33] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v RayPenbar
3106[20:10:41] <zeke229> heat advisory
3107[20:10:42] <KaniDroid> Hai
3108[20:10:44] <zeke229> ~weather
3109[20:10:48] <zeke229> hello kani
3110[20:10:56] <KaniDroid> ~weather lloydminster
3111[20:11:03] <zeke229> ~weather quincy
3112[20:11:06] <zeke229> ~weather quincy fl
3113[20:11:07] <PyHeufyBot> Location: Quincy, Florida, United States | No weather for this location could be found at this moment. Try again later.
3114[20:11:23] <DoctorGyarados> Any advice or preference, Mara?
3115[20:11:30] <KaniDroid> Yiu have no weather lol
3116[20:11:59] <XelaReko> lol
3117[20:12:15] <CaptainSpam> Dangit!  Missed the start of CP+.
3118[20:12:21] <BrainStew> ---==\]-]-]\======]\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
3119[20:12:31] <Mara> Doc: The shield recharge rate one
3120[20:12:38] <BrainStew> My feet wanted to talk to you all
3121[20:12:40] <zeke229> hello xela and brainstew
3122[20:13:14] <DoctorGyarados> Fast Deflection, then
3123[20:13:16] <DoctorGyarados> okay
3124[20:13:50] <DoctorGyarados> means I could probably get away with a primed flow...
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3127[20:35:00] <zeke229> ^mtgb theros
3128[20:35:00] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Theros' contains: Basic land: Swamp. Rare: Whip of Erebos. Uncommon: Sentry of the Underworld; Dissolve; Ordeal of Nylea. Common: Vulpine Goliath; Gods Willing; Agent of Horizons; Leonin Snarecaster; Chosen by Heliod; Unknown Shores; Traveling Philosopher; Nylea's Disciple; Akroan Crusader; Aqueous Form.
3129[20:36:15] <zeke229> ^mtgb innistrad
3130[20:36:17] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Innistrad' contains: Basic land: Island. Rare: Stensia Bloodhall. Uncommon: Grasp of Phantoms; Geistcatcher's Rig; Into the Maw of Hell. Common: Smite the Monstrous; Prey Upon; Gruesome Deformity; Altar's Reap; Deranged Assistant; Hysterical Blindness; Rampaging Werewolf; Ambush Viper; Wooden Stake.
3131[20:36:22] <zeke229> ^mtg stensia
3132[20:36:23] <DideRobot> Stensia [Plane %u2014 Innistrad] (Layout is 'plane'). Whenever a creature deals damage to one or more players for the first time in a turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever you roll C, each creature you control gains "T: This creature deals 1 damage to target player" until end of turn. (1 more match found: Stensia Bloodhall)
3133[20:36:30] <zeke229> ^mtg stensia b
3134[20:36:31] <DideRobot> Stensia Bloodhall [Land]. T: Add 1 to your mana pool. 3 B R, T: Stensia Bloodhall deals 2 damage to target player.
3135[20:47:21] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +ov Pikachaos Pikachaos
3136[20:47:34] <zeke229> who wants some beer
3137[20:48:09] <Pikachaos> I am very very sad :(
3138[20:48:20] <Myr> what's wrong?
3139[20:48:21] <HPBriefcase> I like my new assistant. She's not nerdy by any stretch, but she's not judgemental of me being nerdy and seems genuinely interested in nerdy stuff.
3140[20:49:04] *Spluuga noseys Pikachaos *
3141[20:49:06] <ylegm-wurk> vas aulf Pika?
3142[20:49:23] <HPBriefcase> Eep, yeah Pika, why sad? (if you wanna talk about it)
3143[20:49:30] <CaptainSpam> Hey, Pika.
3144[20:49:40] <Pikachaos> We moved yesterday, and I adopted a dog after a lot of discussion with the shelter issue. And now my boyfriend is driving down (the next day) to return her to the shelter. I feel so awful and like such a failure. Didn't even last a week. But she's so much stronger than me, and much more agressive to other dogs than we had thought.
3145[20:49:57] <Pikachaos> I'm worried one more day would have gotten someone/dog injured
3146[20:50:12] <EldraziOutlaw> :( that sucks Pike -offers hugs-
3147[20:50:14] <Pikachaos> But like, we knew she was aggressive to other dogs.
3148[20:50:15] <CaptainSpam> Eep.
3149[20:50:17] *sektor88 huggles Pikachaos *
3150[20:50:31] <Spluuga> Pikachaos, you did the right thing :3
3151[20:50:38] *Spluuga hugs Pikachaos *
3152[20:50:39] <Pikachaos> And I threw up a ton yesterday and have spent all of today trying not to faint
3153[20:50:52] <ylegm-wurk> it's better to be regretful and responsible than to be irresponsible and sorrowful
3154[20:50:55] <Pikachaos> And I've only gotten down a bit of a saltine
3155[20:50:56] <Myr> i'm not sure if this will help but it sounds like you made the right choice. If you don't think the dog would be able to live well in your house then its clear there would be trouble in the future
3156[20:51:08] <ylegm-wurk> you did right, it doesn't feel like it but you did
3157[20:51:14] <Myr> 0_0 do you need to see a doctor?
3158[20:51:23] *HPBriefcase agrees*
3159[20:51:33] *Spluuga taps Myr for mana*
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3161[20:51:46] <Pikachaos> I should be okay if I can get down food by the end of the day, if not I'll go to the doc
3162[20:51:55] <ylegm-wurk> it sounds like stress compunding a stomach bug
3163[20:51:57] <Myr> %u02D9%u02D9%u02D9%u01DD%u026F%u0131%u0287 poob %u0250 %u0287ou s,%u028Dou
3164[20:51:59] <ylegm-wurk> but I'
3165[20:52:07] <ylegm-wurk> m not a doktor
3166[20:52:18] <Pikachaos> But yeah, I know we couldn't keep her, but the lady sounded so disappointed that we had known about the issue, made plans for it, and then didn't even try.
3167[20:52:30] *Spluuga puts Myr into a zorb and attacks with a Myr battlesphere*
3168[20:52:40] <Pikachaos> Ylegm, I throw up when I'm stressed, it's the worst coping mechanism evvveer
3169[20:52:45] <HPBriefcase> You did right Pika. It wouldn't have been fair to anyone any other way, and you obviously were aware of the issue, you just didn't realize the extent of it.
3170[20:52:48] <Myr> well it sounds like you did try.
3171[20:53:24] <zeke229> hello all
3172[20:53:27] <zeke229> i am a person
3173[20:53:30] <ylegm-wurk> hi zeke
3174[20:53:34] <HPBriefcase> Also, stress puking is the worst. Its a habit I developed in middle school and never got over. If its at all like mine, I'm REALLY sorry Pika.
3175[20:53:36] *HPBriefcase hugs*
3176[20:53:43] <ylegm-wurk> not a cleverly programmed bot right zeke?
3177[20:53:52] *ylegm-wurk beeps*
3178[20:54:07] <Spluuga> it's not your fault.. tbh dogs can be like children sometimes
3179[20:54:10] <zeke229> i am not a cleverly programmed bot right ylegm-wurk
3180[20:54:11] <Pikachaos> Ooof, that sucks HP, it really is the worst. Your body is like "Oh you're stressed? Lets make you also extremely sick"
3181[20:54:46] <Spluuga> I get weird stress related stuff too.. happily no puking..
3182[20:54:57] <HPBriefcase> Yeah. It also happens when I don't sleep enough, because my body associates that with not finishing school work, thus stress.
3183[20:55:10] <Myr> well hopefully it's all over now, so try to relax http://i.imgur.com/ruDZkOy.gif
3184[20:55:11] <PyMoronBot> Pikachu  cheek squeeze 14| 2Animated! 14| 499x279 14| Size: 322kb 14| Views: 5,092
3185[20:55:18] <Pikachaos> It made me incredibly understanding of people who go crazy with kids. I was running around the apartment all night trying to keep this 87lb dog from breaking everything or barking at her own reflection/ pictures of dogs
3186[20:55:21] <Spluuga> I have stress nightmares I think
3187[20:55:49] <zeke229> i just go inward and start hating myself
3188[20:56:25] <Pikachaos> Well we still have to take her back, Tyler is driving 8 hours to bring her back today. Then it'll be over I guess
3189[20:56:49] <Spluuga> Pikachaos, my dads family used to take care of kids taken in by social services. there's just some cases you can't fix no matter how hard you try
3190[20:57:03] <Hiramas|mobile> I forgot how long pharaoh lvls take
3191[20:57:16] <Hiramas|mobile> I love and hate it at the same time
3192[20:57:18] <Myr> i don't know about you but i wouldn't have a clue how to help a shelter dog
3193[20:58:03] <Pikachaos> Well we had a whole plan where I was going to get her into training as soon as possible, but it was apparent that she might attack a dog before then
3194[20:58:30] <zeke229> ~weather
3195[20:58:32] <ylegm-wurk> was it a lab or what
3196[20:58:36] <zeke229> -_-
3197[20:58:49] <Spluuga> yeah and it's not even sure training will help
3198[20:59:12] <HPBriefcase> Understandable. My wife volunteered at our local humane society for a while and was a behavior volunteer so she saw some of that kind of stuff. No matter how much you plan for it, you can never be sure.
3199[21:00:50] <Spluuga> yeah, it's always sad
3200[21:02:45] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/BEzBCbH
3201[21:02:46] <PyMoronBot> Full Gender Spectrum List 14| 1,600x1,950 14| Size: 174kb 14| Views: 120,516
3202[21:02:59] <HPBriefcase> If you can Pika, I would recommend some gatorate along with the saltines. Thats my go-to for stress stomach.
3203[21:03:19] <Spluuga> oh man gatorade
3204[21:03:47] <Hiramas> I can%u2019t decide if I am Stargate or Mayonnaise%u2026
3205[21:03:51] <Spluuga> also blueberry soup
3206[21:04:01] <Pikachaos> Yeah already trying to drink as much gatorade as possible
3207[21:04:08] <zeke229> im genderfluid
3208[21:04:21] <zeke229> :3
3209[21:04:24] <WokenClick> blueberry... soup? I've never heard of that
3210[21:04:26] *HPBriefcase fistbumps Pika*
3211[21:04:28] <Spluuga> I'm chaos undivided
3212[21:04:36] <zeke229> ^mtgb s
3213[21:04:37] <DideRobot> That setname matches at least two sets, 'duel decks: venser vs. koth' and 'urza's destiny'. I can't make a boosterpack from more than one set. Please be a bit more specific
3214[21:04:39] <Spluuga> WokenClick, it's a finnish thing
3215[21:04:45] <HPBriefcase> Stress stomach issue havers unite. =P
3216[21:04:47] <zeke229> ^mtgb avacyn
3217[21:04:48] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Avacyn Restored' contains: Basic land: Island. Rare: Exquisite Blood. Uncommon: Aggravate; Nephalia Smuggler; Ghostly Touch. Common: Pillar of Flame; Rotcrown Ghoul; Geist Snatch; Geist Trappers; Mad Prophet; Essence Harvest; Moorland Inquisitor; Scrapskin Drake; Wingcrafter; Searchlight Geist.
3218[21:05:00] <zeke229> ^mtg exquisite blood
3219[21:05:01] <DideRobot> Exquisite Blood [Enchantment] (4 B, CMC 5). Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life.
3220[21:05:05] <zeke229> ^exsanguine
3221[21:05:08] <WokenClick> Hm. Interesting.
3222[21:05:11] <Spluuga> http://www.valio.fi/mediafiles/2b6256cf-6bb4-4892-a975-527fafee8329/340x340
3223[21:05:20] <zeke229> ^mtg exsanguine
3224[21:05:21] <DideRobot> Sorry, no card matching your query was found
3225[21:05:34] <zeke229> ^mtg sanguine bond
3226[21:05:36] <DideRobot> Sanguine Bond [Enchantment] (3 B B, CMC 5). Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.
3227[21:05:40] <WokenClick> Apparently it might also be a thing in the US South
3228[21:05:41] <zeke229> combo!
3229[21:06:48] <Spluuga> WokenClick, it probably is, it's not such known there. it's a traditional cure for tummy based things
3230[21:07:13] <WokenClick> Makes sense. Soup is usually a go to.
3231[21:09:25] <Spluuga> also they have tannins that subdue diarrhea
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3234[21:17:07] <malfunct> hola
3235[21:17:12] *malfunct waves to everyone*
3236[21:17:31] *Spluuga attacks malfunct's toes*
3237[21:17:48] <WokenClick> Hi mal.
3238[21:18:22] <malfunct> how goes the day?
3239[21:18:47] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Vaelith
3240[21:18:55] <Vaelith> ~log
3241[21:18:56] <PyHeufyBot> Log for #desertbus on 2015-06-22: http://heufneutje.net/logs/?channel=desertbus&network=DesertBusForHope&date=2015-06-22
3242[21:22:15] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Spluuga
3243[21:24:26] <HPBriefcase> Heeeeeyyyy Malfunct.
3244[21:24:32] <HPBriefcase> Guess what?
3245[21:24:36] <malfunct> wazzup HPB?
3246[21:24:55] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Anubis169
3247[21:24:56] <HPBriefcase> apparently you donated $25 to my event way back when I was first setting it up?
3248[21:25:07] <malfunct> yeah, I remember doing that way back a long time ago
3249[21:25:37] <HPBriefcase> I stumbled on that donation during the actual stream, but it was to a duplicate event. Just thought it was kinda funny.
3250[21:26:02] <HPBriefcase> I ended up setting the event up twice to fix something and somehow you got the old donation link.
3251[21:26:49] <HPBriefcase> In other news, we totally met the $2000 goal for the stream, and in my head, that donation counts as well, even though Childs Play doesn't link it. So thank you.
3252[21:27:02] <malfunct> heh, well @CPCharity got the money so all is well
3253[21:27:21] <HPBriefcase> yup yup
3254[21:28:27] <malfunct> and I can feel special for being the only donor to the super secret parallel event
3255[21:28:56] <Anubis169> hi chat!
3256[21:29:00] <malfunct> hi Anubis169
3257[21:29:01] *Anubis169 is back and running on hydro :D*
3258[21:29:03] <Mara> Hi Anubis
3259[21:29:14] <sektor88> Anubis169: got your watercooling sorted? :D
3260[21:29:20] <Anubis169> yyyyyyup
3261[21:29:23] <sektor88> woo
3262[21:29:27] <Anubis169> too for-effing-ever
3263[21:31:06] <LuckieDuckie> too hot for shirt
3264[21:31:31] <LuckieDuckie> and pants
3265[21:31:38] <sektor88> and skin? :P
3266[21:31:51] <malfunct> LuckieDuckie wear whatever you want, we won't know
3267[21:32:08] <EldraziOutlaw> LuckieDuckie or wear nothing
3268[21:32:23] <EldraziOutlaw> that is the beauty of having your own place :D
3269[21:33:15] <LuckieDuckie> :P
3270[21:33:36] <elcalen> bleep bloop
3271[21:33:37] <PyMoronBot> elcalen is the droid you are looking for.
3272[21:33:43] <CaffeinatedLemur> lol
3273[21:34:08] <LuckieDuckie> bloop bleep
3274[21:34:10] <EldraziOutlaw> meow
3275[21:34:11] *RoBoBo points at EldraziOutlaw, "KITTEH"*
3276[21:34:13] <EldraziOutlaw> :D
3277[21:34:14] <Aeryn> i think i might just cry from laughter
3278[21:34:25] *EldraziOutlaw fluffs on LuckieDuckie*
3279[21:34:26] <Aeryn> playing league with friends, messing around in chat singing songs
3280[21:34:35] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Spluuga
3281[21:34:45] <sektor88> nice
3282[21:34:56] <Aeryn> and our french friend just goes "I COME IN LIKE A REICHING BALL"
3283[21:35:08] <sektor88> ohdear
3284[21:35:08] <Aeryn> i didn't get the chance to screenshot it, i want to preserve it forever
3285[21:35:13] <Aeryn> but now it's gone forever
3286[21:35:22] <sektor88> oh, I thought he screamed it or something
3287[21:35:28] <elcalen> so I do this thing every year where I stay up till dawn on the night of the summer solstice... *technically* that would've been last night, but I had a really tiring weekend so I'm a day late :P
3288[21:35:31] <Aeryn> ~np
3289[21:35:32] <PyHeufyBot> No recently played music was found for user "aeryn"
3290[21:35:37] <Aeryn> becuz ur dumb
3291[21:35:45] <Aeryn> ~np moogstacular
3292[21:35:46] <PyHeufyBot> "Bills, Bills, Bills" by Destiny's Child | http://goo.gl/ZH4kIj
3293[21:35:53] <Aeryn> i'll sort that later
3294[21:36:00] <elcalen> also I'm having shots
3295[21:37:47] <malfunct> based on facebook most of my friends danced naked for the solstice
3296[21:37:51] <malfunct> no photos of course
3297[21:37:52] <LuckieDuckie> uhoh
3298[21:37:57] <LuckieDuckie> voxlunch started early
3299[21:38:44] <malfunct> yeah, alex has been going for like 30 mins maybe?
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3302[21:41:16] <CaptainSpam> Well, coming up on time to drive to Nashville to embarrass myself in a job interview.
3303[21:41:50] <sektor88> good luck
3304[21:41:58] <CaptainSpam> Thanks.
3305[21:42:00] <Spluuga> elcalen, but the dawn starts at like 2am
3306[21:42:01] <LuckieDuckie> I've been there
3307[21:42:11] <LuckieDuckie> twice
3308[21:42:25] <LuckieDuckie> their bus station parking lots are too tight and suck balls
3309[21:42:30] <LuckieDuckie> >:(
3310[21:42:35] <Spluuga> well 3:50am
3311[21:42:42] <LuckieDuckie> two chipped doors
3312[21:42:53] <CaptainSpam> Fortunately, I'll only be there for a day, in a hotel.
3313[21:42:54] <elcalen> yeah, sunrise is 3:56 here
3314[21:43:01] <LuckieDuckie> also some dicks parked there
3315[21:43:11] <Spluuga> elcalen, that's my usual day
3316[21:43:24] <elcalen> well, it's a *little* later than my average night :)
3317[21:43:30] <LuckieDuckie> good luck on the interview CS
3318[21:43:36] <CaptainSpam> Assuming Google StreetView isn't out of its mind, I see where the hotel parking garage is, which should alleviate crazy parking problems.
3319[21:43:39] <CaptainSpam> Thanks.
3320[21:43:41] <elcalen> not a lot, granted, but a little...
3321[21:44:33] <elcalen> anyway, now I need to think of something interesting to do...
3322[21:45:24] <WokenClick> Enforcer Applications for Prime are open: http://prime.paxsite.com/enforcers
3323[21:45:25] <PyMoronBot> PAX Prime - Seattle, WA Aug 28-31, 2015 (at prime.paxsite.com)
3324[21:46:15] <Hiramas> is it me or are the trolls getting dumber?
3325[21:46:47] <Kite> Oh, EldraziOutlaw - I won a kitchen-style game against an opponent who hit my dome with an emrakul on turn 7 :D
3326[21:46:55] <Spluuga> Hiramas, the trolls aren't subject to natural selection anymore
3327[21:47:17] <Hiramas> proper trolling is an art.
3328[21:47:45] <Hiramas> now it%u2019s just idiots actually believing in their incoherent idiocy
3329[21:47:46] <ylegm-wurk> yeah fuckwit /= troll
3330[21:48:14] <EldraziOutlaw> Kite damn,nice
3331[21:48:16] <CaptainSpam> Where are the trolls this time?
3332[21:48:26] <Hiramas> Jimquisition youtube comments
3333[21:48:30] <ylegm-wurk> CaptainSpam: swing a cat
3334[21:48:53] <CaptainSpam> Oh, well, that's YouTube comments.  That's a well-known cesspool.
3335[21:48:57] <Hiramas> i can%u2019t even tell you how he is trolling, it%u2019s so incoherent
3336[21:49:23] <Spluuga> trolling is far away from youtube comments
3337[21:49:55] <Hiramas> something about how Jim shouldn%u2019t use patreon %u201Ehandouts%u201C but get a job instead and do the videos for free or something
3338[21:49:58] <elcalen> the definition of troll is kinda ambiguous
3339[21:50:30] <Spluuga> but.. that's a job..
3340[21:51:07] <Hiramas> it%u2019s just really really dumb
3341[21:51:31] <zeke229> ^mtgb khans
3342[21:51:32] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Khans of Tarkir' contains: Basic land: Island. Rare: Altar of the Brood. Uncommon: Dead Drop; Secret Plans; Incremental Growth. Common: Wind-Scarred Crag; Disdainful Stroke; Ponyback Brigade; Shatter; Rush of Battle; Taigam's Scheming; Leaping Master; Trumpet Blast; Efreet Weaponmaster; Ainok Bond-Kin.
3343[21:51:36] <Hiramas> i think it%u2019s a gat0r who just wants to hit Jim somehow
3344[21:52:14] <dialmformara> I just steam blocked my Desert Bus scarf!
3345[21:52:25] <Spluuga> final fantasy rrraagghhhblrghbvlrghblrghblrgh
3346[21:52:34] <ylegm-wurk> steam blocked?
3347[21:53:25] <Hiramas> I still didn%u2019t get a LRR thank you card :(
3348[21:53:31] <dialmformara> ylegm-wurk: It's made of synthetic yarn, so I can't soak it and pin it out to dry like I would with wool. Instead I pinned it down first and moved a steam iron around over it for ten minutes while patting the fabric into place.
3349[21:53:55] <Spluuga> time to play ff7 again I guess
3350[21:54:03] <ylegm-wurk> ah
3351[21:54:04] <Caitiri> fnf
3352[21:54:16] <elcalen> I don't think I can replay FF7 until the remake comes out, whenever that may be
3353[21:54:17] <dialmformara> ylegm-wurk: Once I'm sure it worked, I'll email Tally and tell her it's done!
3354[21:55:44] <LuckieDuckie> Hiramas how long ago you donate?
3355[21:55:50] <LuckieDuckie> ,
3356[21:55:58] <LuckieDuckie> ;
3357[21:56:02] <dialmformara> moo
3358[21:56:02] <PyMoronBot> dialmformara is DEFINITELY a cow.
3359[21:56:04] <dialmformara> snort
3360[21:56:06] <elcalen> like, I'll probably want to try the remake, assuming it doesn't get totally bashed in reviews... and there's only so many times I have the patience to play a game that scale...
3361[21:56:08] <dialmformara> snort isn't an animal?
3362[21:56:13] <Hiramas> i am with the patreon since it started
3363[21:56:53] <HPBriefcase> I was technically Patron #3, but only backed at $5 so no Thank You card for me./
3364[21:56:57] <CaptainSpam> Right, time to hit the road.  Good day!
3365[21:57:05] <LuckieDuckie> email to ask if they have record of it shipping maybe
3366[21:57:28] *ylegm-wurk packs it up for the day*
3367[21:58:13] *LuckieDuckie still needs to pack it down*
3368[21:58:34] <Gilles> also no thank you sponge :P
3369[21:58:51] <Hiramas> maybe I%u2019ll do that
3370[22:01:36] <malfunct> I ordered some stuff before christmas last year, and now that they are shipping I realized that I have moved since then and the items are likely lost in the mail
3371[22:04:09] <Starnerf> If you left a forwarding address they should get forwarded
3372[22:04:40] <Starnerf> unless they were shipped fedex or UPS, in which case you should be able to have them deliver to another address
3373[22:04:47] <zeke229> i got a spong gilles
3374[22:04:53] <zeke229> are you backing above 10 bucks?
3375[22:05:03] <Gilles> zeke229: I meant for HPB
3376[22:05:05] *Starnerf got a sponge, too*
3377[22:05:23] <zeke229>  DO NOT BECOME ADDICTED TO SWEET VALUE, IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE!
3378[22:05:48] <zeke229> cam has the best signature
3379[22:05:52] <zeke229> second is alex
3380[22:05:53] <Gilles> I had never seen sponges like that before
3381[22:08:00] <malfunct> Starnerf yeah, though I have no e-mail saying they were shipped yet, so maybe they are still in pre-order state
3382[22:08:08] <malfunct> Starnerf I guess I should get ahold of the company and ask
3383[22:08:42] <Starnerf> seems like a good idea
3384[22:09:17] <malfunct> its just another reason why moving was such a big pain, I didn't want to leave that apartment!
3385[22:11:31] <Roosevelt> heh
3386[22:11:36] <Aeryn> http://i.imgur.com/5sfIRWr.jpg
3387[22:11:37] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 626x978 14| Size: 92kb 14| Views: 56,658
3388[22:11:38] <Roosevelt> I ordered some towels from amazon
3389[22:11:52] <Roosevelt> and they filled the box with packing material
3390[22:12:08] <Roosevelt> $diety forbid that some towels get jostled during shipping!
3391[22:12:22] <zeke229> diety?
3392[22:12:27] <zeke229> deity?
3393[22:12:35] <QuarterNote> no diety
3394[22:12:41] <QuarterNote> he who commands diets
3395[22:13:02] <zeke229> $deity
3396[22:13:12] <zeke229> ^mtgb dragons of tarkir
3397[22:13:13] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Dragons of Tarkir' contains: Basic land: Swamp. Rare: Damnable Pact. Uncommon: Learn from the Past; Ambuscade Shaman; Rending Volley. Common: Keeper of the Lens; Dutiful Attendant; Enduring Victory; Reckless Imp; Qarsi Sadist; Ojutai's Summons; Sandsteppe Scavenger; Impact Tremors; Tormenting Voice; Anticipate.
3398[22:13:19] <zeke229> ^mtgb damnable pact
3399[22:13:20] <DideRobot> I'm sorry, I don't know the set 'damnable pact'. Did you make a typo?
3400[22:13:24] <zeke229> ^mtg damnable pact
3401[22:13:25] <DideRobot> Damnable Pact [Sorcery] (X B B, CMC 2). Target player draws X cards and loses X life.
3402[22:14:04] <zeke229> so i ramp to 20, use this, and make you die?
3403[22:14:59] <EldraziOutlaw> https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/10409292_1019976354688147_4419332068062107578_n.jpg?oh=4c50cb474b0db612470b0a7cad963570&oe=55EEEB88
3404[22:15:19] <EldraziOutlaw> zeke229 you don't ramp to 20, at least not easily
3405[22:15:34] <Roosevelt> deity?
3406[22:15:51] *Roosevelt clearly doesn't believe in a higher power :/*
3407[22:17:27] <EldraziOutlaw> though with a perfect draw I think you could have 9 mana on turn 2
3408[22:18:10] <Vaelith> mox, mox, mox, mox, mox, lotus, academy?
3409[22:18:22] <LuckieDuckie> thing is, bitch and slut can both be compliments
3410[22:18:35] <EldraziOutlaw> acutally wait 10 maybe
3411[22:18:41] <LuckieDuckie> slut used to be a positive word
3412[22:19:32] <LuckieDuckie> just meaning liberated
3413[22:19:40] <LuckieDuckie> bitchin'
3414[22:20:19] <EldraziOutlaw> Vaelith, forest(1), Birds of Paradise(1), Mana Cript(2), Sol Ring(2), Mana vault(3), pass, land(1) = 10 mana turn 2
3415[22:20:46] <Roosevelt> I once beat a guy who played a lotus and a mox on his first turn and I was using a goblin deck
3416[22:21:20] <Roosevelt> (CSB)
3417[22:23:01] <Vaelith> ok if you want max turn 2.  Lotus, mox, sol ring, mana crypt, grim monolith, mana vault, academy = 20 mana
3418[22:23:31] <EldraziOutlaw> that is also 7 cards, which means you are top decking
3419[22:25:18] <Vaelith> well I choose to topdeck goblin charbelcher
3420[22:25:38] <Roosevelt> 20 mana in turn 2 will be perfect for my wall deck
3421[22:25:48] <Roosevelt> so much blocking
3422[22:27:10] <EldraziOutlaw> with mine you could have a Kozilek in opening hand and drop it t2
3423[22:28:05] <EldraziOutlaw> which then refils your hand
3424[22:28:24] <Vaelith> belcher just kills your opponent, which is less fun than drawing cards
3425[22:29:01] <EldraziOutlaw> it's also slower
3426[22:29:21] <Roosevelt> ugh, that moment when you're watching a stream and you accidentally click on something on the page
3427[22:29:30] <Vaelith> how is it slower? its an instant kill
3428[22:30:14] <EldraziOutlaw> only if you hit 10 or 20 non lands
3429[22:31:24] <Vaelith> well thats why the deck has only one land in it, Tolarian Academy
3430[22:31:35] <Vaelith> You need to watch more vintage super league
3431[22:31:37] <Vaelith> http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/mono-blue-belcher-1/
3432[22:31:38] <PyMoronBot> Mono Blue Belcher (Vintage MTG Deck) (at tappedout.net)
3433[22:32:32] <EldraziOutlaw> oh vintage
3434[22:32:48] <EldraziOutlaw> I was talking about something like EDH or Highlander
3435[22:33:09] <EldraziOutlaw> formats I don't have to mortage my flat for
3436[22:35:13] *MistressGunner punts PastGunner*
3437[22:35:14] <UnsafeBot> MistressGunner: *Flail wildly* < From Work|Gunner on Mon, 22 Jun 2015 17:01:44 UTC (5 hours 33 minutes ago)
3438[22:35:14] <UnsafeBot> MistressGunner: http://careers.towerswatson.com/careers/search/experienced-professionals/ < From Work|Gunner on Mon, 22 Jun 2015 17:05:40 UTC (5 hours 29 minutes ago)
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