· 10 years ago · Jun 05, 2016, 05:12 PM
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3[00:04] +netw0rk: good evening
4[00:04] +netw0rk: niggas
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6[00:05] @katirzinja: am I an alcoholic if I start my night with a 32oz. mixed drink that contains 1/4 liter vodka?
7[00:05] Adie: hi katirzinja
8[00:05] &Tsukasa-kun: If you start a question with "am I an alcoholic if.." .. the answer is yes, you are.
9[00:05] Bhappy glomps katirzinja
10[00:06] @Bhappy: katirzinja Bhappy has voddas tonight :D
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17[00:08] NHS sets mode +o katirzinja
18[00:08] &A1: am i an alcoholic if i drink every hour on the hour
19[00:08] @Bhappy: whats that saying
20[00:08] @katirzinja: I dunno :/
21[00:08] %Avenger: hmm
22[00:09] @katirzinja: hi bhappy <3
23[00:09] &A1: and !b
24[00:09] @Bhappy: alcoholics go to meetings i go to partys
25[00:09] &A1: !b
26[00:09] @TreeServ: There are 6 days 50 minutes 34 seconds left until June 21st and A1's birthday!!!
27[00:09] @Bhappy: <3
28[00:09] &A1: lol
29[00:09] @katirzinja: lol
30[00:09] @Bhappy: katirzinja get in drugs girl :p
31[00:09] &Special-G: !b RTFT
32[00:09] @TreeServ: There are 50 minutes 16 seconds left until June 15th and RTFT's birthday!!!
33[00:09] &Special-G: .topic Welcome to [#UK] 'Happy Birthday RTFT!' Edition | !karma- nick & !karma+ nick | SUNDAY is FREE OP day | £ | http://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Uk | Saying no to the USA since 1776 | Stats=Axs: Top10=op, Top20=halfop, Top30=+v |
34[00:09] NHS changed the topic to Welcome to [#UK] 'Happy Birthday RTFT!' Edition | !karma- nick & !karma+ nick | SUNDAY is FREE OP day | £ | http://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Uk | Saying no to the USA since 1776 | Stats=Axs: Top10=op, Top20=halfop, Top30=+v |
35[00:09] &Special-G: .protect RTFT
36[00:09] NHS sets mode +a RTFT
37[00:09] &A1: damn
38[00:09] @katirzinja: cant SSL from cell phone
39[00:10] Special-G sets mode +vh RTFT RTFT
40[00:10] @Bhappy: ah k
41[00:10] +Japex: youre using your cell phone
42[00:10] +Japex: rofl
43[00:10] &Special-G: !birthdaycake RTFT
44[00:10] TreeServ forces RTFT to eat a huge cake made out of speedos and a box full of rocks for the cake mix, and Cocktail Red Lotus for the frosting, that Special-G made for them.
45[00:10] Special-G nods
46[00:10] &Special-G: .deprotect A1 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PROTECT when it's your special day
47[00:10] @katirzinja: too in love w. Irc to not b on cell
48[00:10] &A1: derp
49[00:11] +Japex: so your nets still dwn or ur outside of ur house
50[00:11] +Japex: WoW
51[00:11] &Special-G: but for_a_memory going fucking strong.
52[00:11] &Special-G: .access list for_a_memory
53[00:11] @katirzinja: I'm on 3g
54[00:11] &Special-G: .access add for_a_memory 50
55[00:11] &Special-G: just because
56[00:11] &Special-G: she has been there for 2 weeks
57[00:11] &A1: .kick Special-G how dare you
58[00:11] &Special-G: and Lenore_Nevermore was slacking
59[00:11] &Lenore_Nevermore: huh?
60[00:11] @Bhappy: katirzinja im on 2g :p
61[00:11] &Lenore_Nevermore: What does this have to do with me?
62[00:11] @katirzinja: when I drop to 1x I get booted
63[00:11] &Special-G: for_a_memory going strong for over 2 weeks Lenore_Nevermore
64[00:11] &A1: brb an hero in my sleep
65[00:11] +Japex: you all are really poor
66[00:11] &Lenore_Nevermore: yeah because I log off when i'm not here :P
67[00:11] &Special-G: slacked on the first day
68[00:12] +Japex: 4G masterrace
69[00:12] +Japex: using it on my nokia n900 too
70[00:12] @katirzinja: I get 4g... just not at my house
71[00:12] &A1: Japex 4G… costs 40€ for unlimited, cheap...
72[00:12] +Japex: im rich ok
73[00:12] @Bhappy: bitch beat me :/
74[00:12] @katirzinja: I blame my town
75[00:12] +Japex: my parents buy me everything
76[00:12] &A1: not for having 4g
77[00:12] &Special-G: 4G costs a lot.
78[00:12] &A1: "my mum bought me 4G"
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80[00:12] +Japex: not my mom, my grandma.
81[00:13] katirzinja hugs bhappy
82[00:13] &A1: hehe
83[00:13] +Japex: my mom says she wishes that she wouldve aborted me
84[00:13] +Japex: rofl
85[00:13] &A1: late abortion is a thing
86[00:13] @katirzinja: I steal my roommate's service
87[00:13] @Bhappy: thats wrong
88[00:13] A1 takes out a gun
89[00:13] @BBC: It takes the female because it takes 2-3 hours to make an art site first :p.
90[00:13] +Japex: my mom wouldnt. shes too hyped up on meth all of the time rofl
91[00:13] @katirzinja: y I was gone all day
92[00:13] &A1: "you have been aborted"
93[00:13] A1 shoots Japex in the face
94[00:13] +Japex: i dont even know here, she just hears what my grandma complains about
95[00:14] +Japex: *her
96[00:14] &A1: but srsly
97[00:14] @katirzinja: late abortion :(
98[00:14] +Japex: and ya i wish someone would fuckin shoot me
99[00:14] +Japex: 2pussy
100[00:14] &A1: i feel likeÂ… i'm an empty shell
101[00:14] @Bhappy: if your a rabbit and your pregnant if there isnt enough food they absorb their young
102[00:14] &A1: full of beans
103[00:14] &Special-G: @seen RTFT
104[00:14] &ChanStat: RTFT (~RTFT@8A73B40D.1475F10F.8619E49C.IP) was last seen messaging #uk saying "and the workday is over~" on Fri June 14 14:54:21 2013 GMT (8 hours, 20 minutes, 11 seconds ago)
105[00:14] &A1: gay beans
106[00:14] &Special-G: \o/
107[00:14] %wildting2: whey powder, ghey powder
108[00:14] &Special-G: welp I hope it's today
109[00:15] @Bhappy: wildting2 havnt seen u for awhile hi
110[00:15] &A1: it's his bday in his and my timezone
111[00:15] %wildting2: o/
112[00:15] A1 listens to hardstyle like a fucking emo
113[00:16] &A1: i'm not pleased
114[00:16] &A1: someone kill me
115[00:16] &A1: nah
116[00:16] &A1: just kill my feels
117[00:16] wildting2 obtains a Justin Bieber CD
118[00:16] wildting2 plays it full blast for A1
119[00:16] katirzinja dies
120[00:16] %wildting2: u dead yet?
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122[00:17] &A1: yes
123[00:17] &A1: very
124[00:17] wildting2 makes sure the track with the Nikki Minaj rap gets played
125[00:17] @boogle: A1: still feelerizing? :/
126[00:17] &A1: totally
127[00:17] Avenger is now known as AvengerX
128[00:17] &Special-G: AvengerX
129[00:18] %wildting2: !fight AvengerX vs X-Men
130[00:18] @BBC: By results on Google.com/intl/en: X-Men beats AvengerX by 1,910,000,000 to 109,000,000!
131[00:18] &A1: iphone crashed lol
132[00:18] &A1: that's beta version for ya
133[00:18] %wildting2: wait for ios 7
134[00:18] %wildting2: o wait
135[00:18] %wildting2: u testin ios 7?
136[00:18] &A1: no
137[00:18] &A1: i haz it
138[00:18] &A1: yep
139[00:19] %wildting2: ic
140[00:19] %wildting2: that itunes radio at all like they described?
141[00:19] &A1: that's only in the US
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143[00:19] %wildting2: hmm
144[00:20] LimitServ sets mode +l 192
145[00:21] &A1: there are cool features
146[00:21] &A1: but still buggy
147[00:21] &A1: and no moving wallpaper on the iPhone 4
148[00:21] &A1: :<
149[00:21] %wildting2: hmm
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151[00:24] &A1: multitasking is nice
152[00:24] &A1: you can see the screenshot and all
153[00:24] &Special-G: A1, how do youget ios7
154[00:24] &Special-G: link
155[00:24] &A1: be a developer
156[00:25] &Special-G: and how to install onto phone
157[00:25] %wildting2: was about to say that
158[00:25] &A1: you are just trolling
159[00:25] +Ilir: so true : http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/the-first-time-you-see-boobs.jpg
160[00:25] +Ilir: :3
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162[00:25] &Special-G: and how to install onto phone*
163[00:26] &A1: how to troll
164[00:26] &Special-G: no i'm being serious
165[00:26] %wildting2: WHEEL YUM AIR REAM HE?
166[00:26] &Special-G: .quote search imageshack
167[00:26] Quotes: [Quote] #381 added by Special-G 12 weeks 1 day 1 hour 36 minutes 50 seconds ago.
168[00:26] Quotes: [Quote] <@RTFT> OWH LTA, http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8007/imag00470gc.jpg <- Remember when we did this?
169[00:26] %wildting2: ^ repeat those words loudly to the nearest girl
170[00:26] @BBC: I thought the incest was girl on girl.
171[00:26] &A1: mm hmmm
172[00:27] @Zarharva: oh, bbc
173[00:27] @BBC: Zarharva: Oh, guess i could usually do the omnia because oh my goodness.
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176[00:27] &Special-G: A1, i be srs
177[00:27] &Special-G: !srs A1
178[00:27] TreeServ prescribes A1 1000mg of LemonParty's porno TV to be taken rectally three times a day for TAKING INTERNETS SERIOUSLY
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181[00:27] &A1: Special-G you have an android phone
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183[00:28] %wildting2: Optimus-G
184[00:28] wildting2 cackles wildly
185[00:28] &Special-G: yes
186[00:28] LimitServ sets mode +l 190
187[00:28] %wildting2: !fight Special-G vs Optimus-G
188[00:28] @BBC: By results on Google.com/intl/en: Special-G beats Optimus-G by 2,870,000,000 to 96,300,000!
189[00:28] &Special-G: but, my household has an ipad
190[00:28] &A1: well there's yer problem
191[00:28] &A1: Special-G ios7 is in beta
192[00:28] &A1: and only open to developers
193[00:29] %AvengerX: !fight wildting vs Optimus-prime
194[00:29] @BBC: By results on Google.com/intl/en: Optimus-prime beats wildting by 20,700,000 to 7,540,000!
195[00:29] &Special-G: that's stupid.
196[00:29] &Special-G: BE LIKE WINDOWS. OPEN BETA
197[00:29] &A1: no it's not
198[00:29] &A1: it's way too buggy to be open
199[00:32] %AvengerX: hmm
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201[00:32] &A1: oh this is cool
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203[00:32] NHS sets mode +o darkex
204[00:33] &A1: swipe down on the home screen and search bar appears
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206[00:33] &A1: very cool
207[00:33] &A1: i like the new design
208[00:33] &A1: some stuff is ultra ghey
209[00:34] BBC sets mode -b *!*@*.protectedgroup.com
210[00:34] &Special-G: A1, it is a slighly copy of the android though.
211[00:34] &Special-G: just a lil bit
212[00:34] &A1: well yeah
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217[00:34] NHS sets mode +ao Anubis169|w0rkthing Anubis169|w0rkthing
218[00:35] &A1: uploading a few pics
219[00:36] &A1: http://d.pr/i/WYuO
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221[00:36] &Special-G: you know the mini fixed bar the bottom
222[00:37] &A1: lock screen is pretty chill http://d.pr/i/WYuO
223[00:37] &Special-G: do they make that scrollable so you can have more than 4 apps on there?
224[00:37] &A1: Special-G nope, sorry
225[00:37] &A1: http://i.imgur.com/Pg5GugH.jpg
226[00:37] &Special-G: ^^ same image
227[00:37] &A1: yeah sorry uploaded slowly
228[00:38] &A1: i hate the solid colour bar at the bottom :<
229[00:39] %wildting2: u should load up safari, and see jus how many tabs u can open XD
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240[00:43] NHS sets mode +o Kelpie
241[00:43] LimitServ sets mode +l 190
242[00:43] &Lenore_Nevermore: Hi Kelpie
243[00:43] &Special-G: Hard Drive Device
244[00:43] &Special-G: 1TB 5400 rpm SSD
245[00:43] &Special-G: :o
246[00:43] @Zarharva: give Kelpie a present TreeServ
247[00:43] @TreeServ: Kelpie, you have received a present - check your PM!
248[00:43] &Special-G: hug Kelpie
249[00:43] TreeServ hugs Kelpie
250[00:43] &Special-G: where have you been Ms Amber
251[00:43] &Special-G: A1 1TB SSD O>ASASAIJ
252[00:44] &A1: uhuh
253[00:44] &RTFT: Ah, thanks Special-G <3
254[00:44] &Special-G: 1TB 5400 rpm SSD
255[00:44] &Special-G: :)
256[00:44] &Special-G: dat 1TB SSD.
257[00:45] &A1: 600€
258[00:45] &A1: for 1tb ssd
259[00:45] &A1: sell it
260[00:45] &RTFT: A1, read the topic :3
261[00:45] &A1: umm
262[00:45] &Special-G: YOU BLIND FUCK A1
263[00:45] &A1: happy burthdui
264[00:45] &RTFT: YAY!
265[00:46] RTFT hugs A1
266[00:46] &Special-G: !stab A1
267[00:46] TreeServ stabs A1 with porridge filled with delicious fruit and nuts
268[00:46] &A1: not really http://d.pr/i/5CA
269[00:46] &Special-G: You pm Lenore_Nevermore, Umbreon and
270[00:46] &Special-G: some estonian
271[00:47] &Lenore_Nevermore: ?
272[00:47] &Lenore_Nevermore: oh
273[00:47] Tabs: The problem with solid state storage is the entire cost is based on process technology and maturity
274[00:47] Tabs: the flash itself is the primary cost
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276[00:48] @Kelpie: hi
277[00:48] NHS sets mode +o Shampoo
278[00:49] @Kelpie: <TreeServ> You open the present...
279[00:49] @Kelpie: <TreeServ> It is a copy of the game 'oregon trail'
280[00:49] @Zarharva: I knew you'd like it
281[00:49] @Shampoo: WINNING
282[00:49] @Shampoo: WINNING
283[00:49] @Shampoo: WINNING
284[00:49] @Shampoo: WINNING
285[00:49] @BBC: Facebook is like the only true faith.
286[00:49] @Shampoo: why isn't oregon trail on droid market >:(
287[00:49] &Special-G: > A1, but the laptop has dedicated GPU and 8GB RAM for only £700
288[00:50] &Special-G: !play Kelpie
289[00:50] TreeServ plays a game where TreeServ is apple, Special-G is microwavable kitten, and Kelpie is huge 15 inch black dildo and we beat each other with atomic wedgie all day long
290[00:50] &A1: good 4 u
291[00:50] &Special-G: what to do
292[00:50] @Kelpie: LOL
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294[00:50] Special-X: :)
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296[00:51] Special-G .
297[00:51] &Special-G: oh
298[00:51] &Special-G: AvengerX
299[00:51] %AvengerX: lol
300[00:51] Special-G sets mode +b Special*!*@*
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305[00:52] &Special-G: let's remove the stupidity
306[00:52] &Special-G: aka no impostermation
307[00:52] @katirzinja: ???
308[00:52] Special-G sets mode -b Special*!*@*
309[00:53] BBC sets mode -b *!~gq@*
310[00:53] @Shampoo: hi
311[00:53] @Shampoo: how is everyone tonight
312[00:53] @Shampoo: slash this morning
313[00:54] &A1: dunno
314[00:54] &A1: depressed?
315[00:54] &A1: yes
316[00:54] @Shampoo: https://twitter.com/HipsterToast/status/345576372984508416
317[00:57] @boogle: omfg lol
318[00:57] @boogle: I'm browsing /b/
319[00:57] @boogle: and WHAT DO I SEE
320[00:57] @boogle: https://images.4chan.org/b/src/1371241447671.jpg
321[00:57] @boogle: Bunch of body-pillow toting faggots
322[00:58] @boogle: but where are they?
323[00:58] @boogle: WHERE ARE THEY?
324[00:58] @boogle: Fucking. Zurich. Hauptbahnhof
325[00:58] &Lenore_Nevermore: hi boogles
326[00:58] @boogle: hey le-snores! :)
327[00:58] @boogle: I had about 20 BKs in that BK in the background
328[00:58] @boogle: >tfw
329[01:00] @boogle: a1: https://images.4chan.org/b/src/1371241633478.jpg
330[01:00] &A1: O_O
331[01:01] &A1: well
332[01:01] &A1: fuck
333[01:01] &A1: this planet
334[01:02] @katirzinja: lol
335[01:02] &A1: 3am~
336[01:03] @Shampoo: my face when no one who replied to my 'dead' bunbun pic have seen or read steins;gate
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338[01:03] &A1: boogle http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1371249848482.gif
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341[01:04] &A1: also this http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1371249723245.gif
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343[01:05] @katirzinja: those are lame
344[01:06] @katirzinja: this is the sort of /b/ faggotry of late that is in dire need of faggotry purge
345[01:06] &A1: katirzinja why http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1371251339747.png
346[01:07] @katirzinja: u just explained y...
347[01:07] @katirzinja: boogle, ur link pent though :)
348[01:07] @katirzinja: pwnt
349[01:07] @katirzinja: stupid smart phone
350[01:07] &A1: fine katirzinja, bye http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1371253027290.gif
351[01:08] uthere: !karma- gq
352[01:09] @katirzinja: ;)
353[01:09] &A1: omg why would anyonÂ…. http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1371248737236.jpg
354[01:10] @katirzinja: lol
355[01:10] @boogle: thank you katirzinja
356[01:11] @boogle: uthere: good man
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359[01:11] NHS sets mode +v Jax`
360[01:11] Jax` is now known as _________
361[01:11] &A1: good nit guis
362[01:11] @Kelpie: bye
363[01:11] +_________: Dasvidanya.
364[01:11] IcarusInFlames (~wouldntyo@Rizon-B77A5875.cable.virginmedia.com) joined the channel.
365[01:11] @katirzinja: I miss /b/ back when goose was still here :/
366[01:11] @katirzinja: nn a1
367[01:11] @boogle: Night A1!
368[01:11] IcarusInFlames: hey all
369[01:11] A1 is now known as Sleeping_A1
370[01:11] @boogle: tbh when I want some /b/, I go to /s4s
371[01:12] @boogle: fucking brilliant
372[01:12] @boogle: I can't even keep up
373[01:12] LimitServ sets mode +l 192
374[01:12] @boogle: page loads, read some stuff, and I'm all like wtf is "topkek dubs"
375[01:12] @katirzinja: lol
376[01:13] @katirzinja: I gotta remember that
377[01:13] c_j_curtis (~ha@5EECBA6E.789C9D83.72EF3B2.IP) joined the channel.
378[01:13] +_________: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edr3srQdcVA
379[01:14] +guymann: boogie bls
380[01:14] @katirzinja: cant yt, on mobile
381[01:14] &Sleeping_A1: omg lol'd so hard http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1371255025664.png SLEEP NAW
382[01:14] @BBC: Omg why would anyon&. Http://i.imgur.com/ywg3m6x.png.
383[01:14] NHS sets mode +v c_j_curtis
384[01:14] +abc: .k Sleeping_A1 u shud be asleep
385[01:14] NHS kicked Sleeping_A1 from the channel. (u shud be asleep)
386[01:14] Sleeping_A1 (LTA@I.will.smoke.your.ass.so.hard) joined the channel.
387[01:14] +abc: O fak
388[01:14] @katirzinja: well can, but insatiably slow
389[01:14] Lenore_Nevermore kicked abc from the channel. (abc)
390[01:14] abc (abc@a.b.c) joined the channel.
391[01:14] NHS sets mode +ao abc abc
392[01:14] Sleeping_A1 is now known as A1
393[01:14] &abc: Why did it kick you
394[01:14] &abc: You were 70
395[01:15] A1: how the fuck do i know
396[01:15] &abc: Lol
397[01:15] &abc: .deprotect
398[01:15] NHS sets mode -a abc
399[01:15] A1: "-r"
400[01:15] @abc: .deop
401[01:15] NHS sets mode -o abc
402[01:15] abc: Hug a1
403[01:15] TreeServ hugs a1
404[01:15] abc: .voice
405[01:15] NHS sets mode +v abc
406[01:15] +abc: !poke Lenore_Nevermore
407[01:15] TreeServ pokes Lenore_Nevermore with Sweet ambrosia that trickles down the the streams of paradise
408[01:15] A1: i can't change nicks for a minute without someone touching me in the worng place
409[01:15] Rosalind (~IceChat77@spacey.rocks.omg.I.love.him) left IRC. (Quit: Now if you will excuse me, I have a giant ball of oil to throw out my window)
410[01:15] A1: this is why we can't have nice things
411[01:15] +abc: <3
412[01:15] A1: sleep
413[01:16] +abc: Sleep is good
414[01:16] +abc: But I'm up at 1 15am
415[01:16] IcarusInFlames: sleep is a sign of weakness
416[01:16] +c_j_curtis: katirzinja: Not to mention mobile internet cost money to use such bandwidth that YT uses.
417[01:16] IcarusInFlames shakes head
418[01:16] +abc: And I must get up at Erm
419[01:16] +abc: 8
420[01:16] +abc: .protect a1
421[01:16] NHS sets mode +a A1
422[01:16] @katirzinja: thats no issue, plan renews in a.m.
423[01:16] +abc: .k
424[01:16] NHS kicked abc from the channel. (Requested)
425[01:16] abc (abc@a.b.c) joined the channel.
426[01:16] NHS sets mode +ao abc abc
427[01:17] &abc: .deprotect
428[01:17] NHS sets mode -a abc
429[01:17] @abc: .deop
430[01:17] NHS sets mode -o abc
431[01:17] abc: .voice
432[01:17] NHS sets mode +v abc
433[01:17] +abc: I really should turn autoop off
434[01:17] @boogle: guymann / katirzinja: example https://boards.4chan.org/s4s/res/247422
435[01:17] +abc: For this nick group
436[01:17] +abc: O boogle
437[01:17] @boogle: >kek
438[01:17] +abc: How to flex
439[01:17] @boogle: ohai abc
440[01:17] +c_j_curtis: I am lucky to have unmetred plan, my only problem with it is coverage.
441[01:17] +guymann: top kek
442[01:17] @boogle: abc: ssh
443[01:17] +abc: guymann: think bot told me to kick you
444[01:18] +abc: But I said no
445[01:18] +guymann: thatá¹€s alright
446[01:18] +guymann: i understand
447[01:18] +c_j_curtis: 3 mobile sucks for coverage.
448[01:18] +abc: I won't
449[01:18] +abc: <3
450[01:18] +c_j_curtis: but if have it the net is pretty fast.
451[01:18] +abc: I'll get you what he said
452[01:18] +abc: When I'm on the pc
453[01:18] +c_j_curtis: if you*
454[01:18] +abc: !poke Lenore_Nevermore
455[01:18] TreeServ pokes Lenore_Nevermore with a gas station
456[01:18] +abc: Petrol lele
457[01:18] +guymann: ?
458[01:19] &Lenore_Nevermore: !poke abc
459[01:19] TreeServ pokes abc with Linux Mint Debian Edition
460[01:19] +guymann: !poke abc
461[01:19] +Tenari: best distro
462[01:19] TreeServ pokes abc with hydrodynamics
463[01:19] +guymann: )))
464[01:19] +Tenari: !poke me
465[01:19] +c_j_curtis: katirzinja: your on a 2g network?
466[01:19] +abc: O I was going to get that
467[01:19] +Tenari: !poke tenari
468[01:19] TreeServ pokes tenari with the crystal maze
469[01:19] +Tenari: maize
470[01:19] +abc: But then I decided
471[01:19] +abc: I may get Ubuntu
472[01:20] +abc: Because it has a nice gui
473[01:20] +abc: And I don't get the whole apt get
474[01:20] +abc: Package
475[01:20] +abc: Where to find package
476[01:20] +abc: What to do
477[01:20] +c_j_curtis: abc: good choice, but mint might be a better one. try both if you get a chance.
478[01:20] +abc: I know Ubuntu had good gui
479[01:21] +abc: c_j_curtis: where do you find the packages
480[01:21] +abc: For Apt get
481[01:21] +abc: Or to install
482[01:21] +Tenari: if i used linux id use crunchbang or just debian
483[01:21] +Tenari: hmm
484[01:21] +abc: Tenari: where to find packages
485[01:21] +c_j_curtis: Well mint is unbuntu compatable, so you can use ubuntu packages no problem
486[01:21] +abc: But where to find mint packages
487[01:21] +c_j_curtis: ubuntu*
488[01:22] +c_j_curtis: it should be with in the package manager that comes with it.
489[01:22] +abc: O
490[01:22] +abc: Really? So you don't need to Apt get update
491[01:23] +c_j_curtis: as long as you have the net, it'll have alist.
492[01:23] +abc: For all the packages and stuff?
493[01:23] @BBC: Kinda had same here, understanding the content but lazy or uninterested depending on the shell server to find packages.
494[01:23] Shampoo (NiHao@Rizon-479E455E.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) left IRC. (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
495[01:23] +c_j_curtis: You can do that, but I use the gui because its easier and I'm lazy.
496[01:24] @katirzinja: I use debian squeezy, I'm anti change
497[01:24] uthere: HIE
498[01:24] uthere: HOW GOES IT
499[01:25] uthere: FELLERS
500[01:25] +abc: I only virtualised mint for a few days
501[01:25] +abc: .quote read 309
502[01:25] Quotes: [Quote] #309 added by Baradium 15 weeks 4 days 2 hours 22 minutes 25 seconds ago.
503[01:25] Quotes: [Quote] <Special-G> Wait i know <Special-G> UThere is black
504[01:25] +Tenari: what packages meng
505[01:25] +Tenari: have you updated your sources list?
506[01:25] +abc: Idk what packages there are.
507[01:25] +Tenari: apt-get update
508[01:25] +Tenari: apt-get upgrade
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511[01:31] NHS sets mode +o Shampoo
512[01:39] +c_j_curtis: what Tenari said, but you can update via the gui too.
513[01:40] +c_j_curtis: Its more reliable if I recall correctly to update via console unless the gui has been improved a heck of alot. its been awhile.
514[01:44] Disconnect for Sleep Mode
515[01:44]
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520[01:49]
521[01:49] Dessimat0r (Dessimat0r@Rizon-ED9060C1.rizonbnc.eu.rizon.net) joined the channel.
522[01:49] Topic is Welcome to [#UK] 'Happy Birthday RTFT!' Edition | !karma- nick & !karma+ nick | SUNDAY is FREE OP day | £ | http://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Uk | Saying no to the USA since 1776 | Stats=Axs: Top10=op, Top20=halfop, Top30=+v |
523[01:49] Set by NHS on 15 June 2013 12:09:49 AM BST
524[01:49] ***: Buffer Playback...
525[01:49] +_________: [01:44:48] :\
526[01:49] +_________: [01:45:26] A friend of mine got his ass beat.
527[01:49] +_________: [01:45:40] Looks like I'm going to have to hurt someone.
528[01:49] +_________: [01:46:10] Really too bad. I've got enough crap on my plate already.
529[01:49] ***: Playback Complete.
530[01:50] Mode is +Clnptz 192
531[01:50] Adie: Underdose,
532[01:50] Adie: for_a_memory,
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535[01:55] NHS sets mode +o LHI
536[01:56] +c_j_curtis: _________: I'm sorry to hear about the RL drama
537[01:57] itballs (~chatzilla@Rizon-8BBE5935.range86-147.btcentralplus.com) joined the channel.
538[01:58] LimitServ sets mode +l 194
539[01:58] @katirzinja: :/ I missed it
540[01:59] NHS sets mode +v ChewChewShoe
541[02:00] itballs: good morning lads
542[02:01] @katirzinja: ur a lad
543[02:01] %deadly: oi oi
544[02:01] @katirzinja: fucker
545[02:01] %deadly: morning itballs
546[02:02] itballs: yh wot brav manz a real pwopa lad
547[02:02] @katirzinja: its 9pm here
548[02:02] %deadly: chillin fam
549[02:02] itballs: chillin billin time killin
550[02:02] itballs: skillin illin
551[02:02] %deadly: truyed gettin a fuck but bitch be all lyk ignoring mans
552[02:03] itballs: i texted some irc slag a couple days ago
553[02:03] %deadly: slut
554[02:03] itballs: asked if i could com over
555[02:03] itballs: she just said no
556[02:03] %deadly: nah im on bout rewal gash
557[02:03] itballs: that was upsetting but thats life
558[02:03] %deadly: yeah
559[02:03] itballs: meh irl gash avoid me these days
560[02:03] itballs: life of an autist chav
561[02:03] %deadly: just text the bitcgh
562[02:04] %deadly: she better know she gerttin del;eted of fb
563[02:04] @katirzinja: lool
564[02:04] %deadly: im prertty drubnk]
565[02:04] itballs: brav i dont keep skets on fb
566[02:04] itballs: loooool
567[02:04] itballs: same here
568[02:04] %deadly: lol
569[02:04] katirzinja pours more drink
570[02:04] itballs: i have me nighty spliff waiting for me
571[02:04] itballs: but that'd put me to sleep
572[02:04] %deadly: need my wily wet
573[02:04] itballs: right now it just looks intimidating on me desk
574[02:05] %deadly: fuck weed
575[02:05] %deadly: cant do it anymore
576[02:05] itballs: why not?
577[02:05] Adie: f-fuck heroin
578[02:05] %deadly: fucks me up
579[02:05] Adie: gimme some
580[02:05] itballs: fuck opiates
581[02:05] itballs: it makes my knob feel all funny
582[02:05] %deadly: guna crack another beer
583[02:05] itballs: mdma is the same
584[02:05] %deadly: gimme a l;ine
585[02:05] @katirzinja: mmm opies
586[02:05] %deadly: i'll be reet
587[02:06] itballs: speed or coke maybe
588[02:06] itballs: but nor mdma
589[02:06] @BBC: My mom says she wishes that she wouldve aborted me.
590[02:06] itballs: i get suicidal on comedowns
591[02:06] katirzinja ^5s adie
592[02:06] Adie: :D
593[02:06] Adie: kat, my s-stutter script is done!
594[02:06] Adie: I love to stutter!
595[02:06] Adie: WOOOOOOO
596[02:06] @katirzinja: rofl
597[02:06] Piba (~Piba@Rizon-37D0A8A1.socal.res.rr.com) joined the channel.
598[02:06] NHS sets mode +v Piba
599[02:06] @katirzinja: that's awesome
600[02:06] @katirzinja: hi piba
601[02:06] Adie: Stuttering makes me seem a little more.... idk
602[02:06] Adie: faggy?
603[02:07] Adie: is faggy the right word?
604[02:07] Adie: I think faggy is the right word.
605[02:07] %deadly: faGGOT
606[02:07] @katirzinja: I dun think so?
607[02:07] Yuuki_Asuna (~Chris@F5E2B4BF.314AACB3.EADBF2C.IP) left IRC. (Quit: Leaving)
608[02:07] +Piba: Hello katirzinja
609[02:07] +_________: :P
610[02:07] katirzinja smokes me efag
611[02:07] Adie: My name is Adie Adior, and I am a motherfucking faggot! I love unicorns and r-rainbows and lesbians and f-fashion
612[02:07] +_________: lol
613[02:07] @katirzinja: roflmto
614[02:08] Asuka (~NERV@F5E2B4BF.314AACB3.EADBF2C.IP) left IRC. (Quit: Leaving)
615[02:08] %deadly: faggoys
616[02:08] %deadly: im smoking this cig n goin bed
617[02:08] @katirzinja: g g great script m m mate
618[02:08] itballs: i want to smoke
619[02:08] itballs: but i know it'd make me sleep
620[02:08] itballs: and i still have 350 ml of glens left
621[02:09] youya (~ayouya@8DC154ED.5AABCE36.7A5A3783.IP) joined the channel.
622[02:09] itballs: maybe i should down it and pass out and not worry about what shes goinna say in the morning
623[02:09] @katirzinja: xd
624[02:09] Adie: ;/
625[02:09] itballs: i left a piss stain on the stair case last week she gave me a bollocking for that must no have made it to the pisser
626[02:09] @katirzinja: do it itballs
627[02:09] itballs: thats ermbarrasing im grown man with career
628[02:10] @katirzinja: sounds a safe plan to me
629[02:10] &Dreken: ello
630[02:10] itballs: maybe if i force all the urine out beforehands
631[02:10] itballs: nothing will happen
632[02:10] +_________: I wish I had a cig.
633[02:10] @katirzinja: hi dreken
634[02:10] &Dreken: hi kat
635[02:10] itballs: but i love jasmine i dont want to fuck her ouraond like that
636[02:10] &Lenore_Nevermore: Hi Drek
637[02:11] %deadly: grow a set
638[02:11] @katirzinja: love is a strong word
639[02:11] itballs: but if i piss on her carpet
640[02:11] @katirzinja: hit it already
641[02:11] %deadly: fucvk ity
642[02:11] itballs: that's not me waving my testicles around
643[02:11] itballs: that's me being a 3 year old/pisshead
644[02:11] &Dreken: yo
645[02:11] @katirzinja: just dun piss on the carpet
646[02:11] &Lenore_Nevermore: :}
647[02:12] LHI (~lhi@outside.is.scary.it.has.women) left IRC. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
648[02:12] itballs: no
649[02:12] itballs: i won't
650[02:12] itballs: ill make it to the shitter
651[02:12] %deadly: im goij brdc
652[02:12] deadly (~T-Dawg@I.Gotz.These.Cheese.Burgers.Mannnnn.ill.suck.yo.d1ck) left IRC.
653[02:12] itballs: nn m8
654[02:12] @katirzinja: nn deadly
655[02:13] LimitServ sets mode +l 192
656[02:13] itballs: i do love her, it's not just empty words she has really long hair
657[02:13] itballs: and is like old school princess and makes me egg biryani in the ornings
658[02:13] @katirzinja: but go piss, finish yer beer then fuck her silly and piss again
659[02:13] itballs: heh i pissed on her last saturday
660[02:13] itballs: drqagged her by her hair to the bathtub
661[02:13] itballs: she likes it tho so its ok
662[02:14] @katirzinja: then where is the issue?
663[02:14] itballs: when it goes on the carpet
664[02:14] itballs: and she has to clean it up
665[02:14] itballs: and its not about me humiliating her about how her dad was ocd cleanfreak and traumatised her potty years
666[02:15] @katirzinja: I'm confused.... she prolly shouldn't mind if she wants to be pissed on
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668[02:15] @katirzinja: cleanin it
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670[02:15] NHS sets mode +ao Anubis169 Anubis169
671[02:15] @katirzinja: its contradicting
672[02:15] @BBC: Am i eatin these sardines.
673[02:15] itballs: yeah see, it's not even about the wholse cleaning thing
674[02:15] itballs: it's me taking liberties when i'm at hers
675[02:16] itballs: besides she's passed out on valies tonight its not my fauilt shes left me bored
676[02:16] @katirzinja: but she likes it :/
677[02:16] itballs: getting pissed on is easier to clean off tho
678[02:16] itballs: in the carpet
679[02:16] itballs: the smell seeps in and stays
680[02:16] @GforGreece: .dict pintches
681[02:16] @katirzinja: just use vinegar
682[02:17] itballs: i was just happy i had the sense to open zipper, imagine getting on the bus with piss stained jeans
683[02:17] @katirzinja: lol
684[02:17] itballs: no fuc, you guys i love her the least i can do is not piss on her carpets
685[02:17] itballs: so what if shes left me bored and on this fucking shitty netbook which isnt even stong enough to broswe porn on
686[02:18] nyx114: #uk sucks balls
687[02:18] itballs: shes oging to make me some badboy breaksfast in the morning
688[02:18] nyx114 (~nyx114@Tits.In.Motion) left the channel. (not.)
689[02:18] itballs: so does yer mum
690[02:18] itballs: i dont complain
691[02:19] itballs: oh wait
692[02:19] itballs: thewres a pot plant
693[02:19] itballs: why was i even having this concveration
694[02:19] itballs: i could water her plants
695[02:19] itballs: enjoy chaps
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697[02:20] @katirzinja: lol
698[02:20] LimitServ sets mode +l 190
699[02:21] @katirzinja: u do realize it will damage the plant?
700[02:23] %wildting2: ...
701[02:24] @katirzinja: wot?
702[02:25] @katirzinja: I'm female, I can womanize if I want to
703[02:27] @Shampoo: u wot m8
704[02:27] Adie: Lol
705[02:28] Adie: I'm female
706[02:28] Adie: A grill
707[02:28] @Shampoo: ed cheese?
708[02:28] %wildting2: A cup
709[02:28] @Shampoo: those r gouda
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711[02:28] %wildting2: !ud A cup
712[02:28] @katirzinja: I want a swag grill
713[02:28] @BBC: A cup is one of the most perfect sizes for a girl's breasts.
714[02:29] @katirzinja: :(
715[02:29] @Eternal_Blizzard: Shampoo :)
716[02:29] @katirzinja: !ud d cup
717[02:29] @BBC: d cup is the size of breasts that are bordering on unattractively large. above average and usually not as good looking or easy to grope as smaller breast sizes.
718[02:29] %wildting2: !ud B cup
719[02:29] @BBC: B cup is it is the absolute perfect bra size.
720[02:30] @katirzinja: mean...
721[02:30] %wildting2: !ud C cup
722[02:30] @BBC: C cup is a breast size that is slightly above average. in america, the medium to larger c cup sizes are the optimal range of breasts, as they strike a happy medium between too small and too large to adequately grope. by japanese measurements, however, a c is the equivalent of an american small b, so as are something truly pathetic in japan.
723[02:30] Adie: Kat
724[02:30] &Lenore_Nevermore: anything urban dictionary is going to be something dumb or mean :P
725[02:30] @katirzinja: yes?
726[02:30] Adie: You know what's fucking sex?
727[02:30] @katirzinja: wot?
728[02:30] Adie: When bitches get goosebumps on their breasts
729[02:31] wildting2 sets mode +v Adie
730[02:31] @katirzinja: I get those
731[02:31] +Adie: Oooo
732[02:31] +Adie: Take a pic sometime
733[02:31] +Adie: That's sexy
734[02:31] @katirzinja: alcohol makes em warm up though :)
735[02:32] @katirzinja: will do adie
736[02:34] +Adie: .op
737[02:34] NHS sets mode +o Adie
738[02:37] +guymann: .op
739[02:37] +guymann: nop
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742[02:38] LimitServ sets mode +l 187
743[02:40] Adie sets mode +o guymann
744[02:40] @Adie: =3
745[02:42] uthere: !karma- gq
746[02:42] @Adie: Ty
747[02:42] wildting2 sets mode +v uthere
748[02:43] +uthere: <3
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752[02:49] @katirzinja: !karma+ drthodt
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754[02:50] &Dreken: oh
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757[02:51] &Lenore_Nevermore: !karma+ Dreken
758[02:51] &Dreken: nice
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767[03:08] +Japex: hi all
768[03:08] &Lenore_Nevermore: Hello
769[03:10] +Japex: fuckin so lazy
770[03:10] +Japex: need to put advwindowlist in my autoload folder
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776[03:17] @guymann: top kek
777[03:17] @guymann: thanks Adie ( ṀṖ?-)??
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788[03:36] &Dreken: kat
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790[03:38] @katirzinja: yes?
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793[03:39] @katirzinja: dreken wot?
794[03:40] &Dreken: hi
795[03:42] @katirzinja: hi :-)
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823[04:07] @Eternal_Blizzard: !bread Zarharva
824[04:07] TreeServ feeds Zarharva with an entire loaf of bread broken up into small little pieces made out of bread batter with bits and pieces of TreeServ's baby batter and maize in it and some Laplace's equation for the consistancy of the batter
825[04:07] +Jax`: lol
826[04:07] @Eternal_Blizzard: Hope that helps with the franticness a bit
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845[04:35] +Cyndaquil: !help
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847[04:35] +Cyndaquil: !bday
848[04:35] @TreeServ: Type !addb <month> <day> to set your birthday. Type !b <name> to see how long until your birthday (example: !addb April 14) (example: !b tank59). To remove later, if desired, use !remb
849[04:35] KindTwo is now known as KindOne
850[04:35] +Cyndaquil: !b telenim
851[04:35] @TreeServ: I'm sorry Cyndaquil. This name is not in my list of birthdays.
852[04:35] @Telenim: hi Cyndaquil
853[04:36] +Cyndaquil: !w
854[04:36] +Cyndaquil: !w help
855[04:36] @BBC: Please visit http://classic.wunderground.com for more details on searching methods.
856[04:36] @BBC: Cyndaquil's weather request; Help, Missouri (37.2ḞN/90.1ḞW); Updated: 10:35 PM CDT (June 14, 2013); Conditions: Clear; Temperature: 66.5ḞF (19.2ḞC); High/Low: Unavailable; UV: 0/16; Humidity: 91%; Dew Point: 64ḞF (17.8ḞC); Pressure: 30.00 in/1016 hPa; Wind: Calm
857[04:36] +Cyndaquil: wat
858[04:36] @BBC: They seemed to know who's running irssi so she dated a nice fellow too (unless you spoke to him.
859[04:36] @Telenim: !addb October 30
860[04:36] @TreeServ: Your birthday has been recorded under the name Telenim.
861[04:36] @Telenim: !b Telenim
862[04:36] @TreeServ: There are 19 weeks 3 days 20 hours 23 minutes 38 seconds left until October 30th and Telenim's birthday!!!
863[04:36] +Cyndaquil: !w cairo, egypt
864[04:36] @BBC: Cyndaquil's weather request; Cairo, Egypt (30.1ḞN/31.4ḞE); Updated: 5:30 AM EET (June 15, 2013); Conditions: Clear; Temperature: 72ḞF (22.2ḞC); High/Low: 86/70ḞF (30/21.1ḞC); Humidity: 73%; Dew Point: 63ḞF (17.2ḞC); Pressure: 29.89 in/1012 hPa; Wind: North at 5 MPH (7 KPH)
865[04:36] &Tsukasa-kun: U-n-d-e-r-d-o-s-e had me disable my (superior) weather script here
866[04:36] +Cyndaquil: sucks
867[04:37] +Cyndaquil: !sysinfo
868[04:37] @TreeServ: OS: Debian GNU/Linux stable-updates (sid); CPU: GenuineIntel Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T7700 @ 2.40GHz at 2400MHz (Min: 800MHz; Max: 2401MHz); Load: 1.96%; Temp: 52.0ḞC (125.6ḞF); RAM: 962.57MB/3006MB; Swap: 66.63MB/3846MB; Disks: Total: 65.11GB/102.46GB; GFX: NVIDIA Corporation G86M [Quadro NVS 130M]; Memory: 512MB; Size: 1680x1050x24; Net: 0B/s down; 0B/s up; System uptime: 19w 4d 1h 34m 1s
869[04:37] @Telenim: Cyndaquil: where are you supposed to be moving to
870[04:37] +Cyndaquil: uh
871[04:37] +Cyndaquil: didnt i tell you this
872[04:37] +Cyndaquil: a while ago
873[04:37] @Telenim: i think i kept asking but you didn't respond
874[04:37] @Telenim: pls respond
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876[04:37] +Cyndaquil: we might go to dubai
877[04:37] +Cyndaquil: depending on a few things
878[04:37] @Telenim: come to australia
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880[04:38] +Cyndaquil: yeah
881[04:38] kristacore (~kristacor@Rizon-365664CE.pools.spcsdns.net) joined the channel.
882[04:38] +Cyndaquil: we definitely had this discussion before
883[04:38] +Cyndaquil: this is the part where i say "but australia has spiders"
884[04:38] @Telenim: you never told me where you might be moving to
885[04:38] +Cyndaquil: and then i find some creepy spider pic on google
886[04:38] @Telenim: which is what i asked
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890[04:38] +Cyndaquil: http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/australia-spider-welcome.jpg
891[04:38] +Cyndaquil: and you tell me that shit isn't big enough
892[04:38] @Telenim: stop
893[04:38] @Telenim: pls Cyndaquil
894[04:38] +Cyndaquil: to be called an australian spider
895[04:39] &Tsukasa-kun: Cyndaquil: KILL IT WITH FIRE
896[04:39] +Cyndaquil: just looking at it
897[04:39] +Cyndaquil: through my screen
898[04:39] @Telenim: just come to australia Cyndaquil
899[04:39] @Telenim: do you have spiders in egypt?
900[04:39] +Cyndaquil: yeah but they're tiny
901[04:39] +Cyndaquil: well
902[04:39] +Cyndaquil: the ones in the actual desert aren't
903[04:39] @Telenim: ok
904[04:40] +Cyndaquil: spiders in egypt are friendly
905[04:40] @Telenim: i am going to watch tv
906[04:40] @Telenim: bye Cyndaquil
907[04:40] +Cyndaquil: all they want is a place to live
908[04:40] @Telenim: aw give them a home :'(
909[04:40] +Cyndaquil: and in exchange they get rid of any pests for you
910[04:41] +Cyndaquil: they make their home in really obscure places too so they don't get in the way
911[04:41] +Cyndaquil: i bet an egyptian spider somewhere saved a human's life
912[04:41] +Cyndaquil: that's how cool they are
913[04:42] @Telenim: hi i'm back
914[04:42] @Telenim: your spiders sound like shit
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916[04:51] @Shampoo: cat nursing baby bunnies http://imgur.com/gallery/RdGcN9I
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923[04:55] @Shampoo: http://imgur.com/gallery/XJ99p9m
924[04:55] +Cyndaquil: listen Telenim
925[04:55] +Cyndaquil: don't hate on our spiders
926[04:55] +Cyndaquil: they're real friends
927[04:56] +Cyndaquil: not like your spiders
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930[04:56] +Cyndaquil: i bet your women spiders are the type to eat their men spiders
931[04:57] +Some1: heh
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934[04:59] @Shampoo: shampoo here, been about a week since i learned kirino won, and my boner in oreimo threads is still gigantic.
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937[05:01] &Tsukasa-kun: RTFT got the best bday present ever
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946[05:16] @katirzinja: !karma+ drthodt
947[05:16] @katirzinja: !topkarma
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953[05:25] +Japex: haha holy shit im bored
954[05:26] +Japex: i answered like 500 questions on OkCupid
955[05:27] +Japex: according to this shit im drug-friendly, kinky, logical, pessimistic, less trusting, less arrogant & badly mannered.
956[05:27] +Japex: rofl
957[05:30] &Tsukasa-kun: Sounds mostly right
958[05:30] &Tsukasa-kun: But they forgot "insane for thinking this was worth the time"
959[05:31] +Japex: i literally had nothing better to do
960[05:31] +Japex: i might go for 1000 just because why the fuck not.
961[05:32] BBC sets mode -b *!~Elite5466@*
962[05:34] +Japex: its also fun to look through the matches
963[05:34] +Japex: according to this shit somebody that is 92% compatable with me likes ICP
964[05:34] +Japex: no ty
965[05:38] @justin_: lol okcupid
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967[05:38] @animone: lol online dating
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970[05:38] @justin_: !sysinfo
971[05:39] @TreeServ: OS: Debian GNU/Linux stable-updates (sid); CPU: GenuineIntel Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T7700 @ 2.40GHz at 2400MHz (Min: 800MHz; Max: 2401MHz); Load: 2.94%; Temp: 52.0ḞC (125.6ḞF); RAM: 962.51MB/3006MB; Swap: 66.63MB/3846MB; Disks: Total: 65.11GB/102.46GB; GFX: NVIDIA Corporation G86M [Quadro NVS 130M]; Memory: 512MB; Size: 1680x1050x24; Net: 0B/s down; 0B/s up; System uptime: 19w 4d 2h 35m 56s
972[05:39] @justin_: 12:39:21 up 104 days, 7:57, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
973[05:39] @justin_: lol
974[05:39] @animone: sometimes I think of making a profile on one of those sites
975[05:39] @animone: and just completely BSing it all
976[05:40] +Japex: ill do that after i answer 1000 questions honestly
977[05:41] @animone: 1000...
978[05:41] @BBC: Howd that go for 1000 just because you have no money, die w/e and see if you ever understand a single word he says.
979[05:41] @animone: have fun with that
980[05:42] +Japex: im already at 522
981[05:43] +Japex: the only person i talk to is drinking and going on about lolbeingahacker
982[05:43] @animone: link me the survey, I'm curious
983[05:43] @animone: waht stuff they put on it
984[05:43] +Japex: just make an account
985[05:43] +Japex: and go to your profile
986[05:43] +Japex: the questions arent that bad honestly
987[05:43] @animone: o
988[05:45] +Japex: heres an example of one
989[05:45] +Japex: Do you make any special efforts to support small, independent businesses instead of the big chains?
990[05:48] @animone: ah taht sort
991[05:49] +Some1: i do
992[05:49] +Some1: i shop locally
993[05:49] +Some1: even though it a lil more and im poor
994[05:49] +Japex: i said that i dont give a fuck as long as im supporting the better product
995[05:50] +Some1: owned by local people, employees r local
996[05:50] +Some1: i see.
997[05:50] +Some1: well im just sayin
998[05:50] +Some1: its what i end up doin
999[05:56] +Japex: if someone is offering some shit that i can get cheaper at a better quality from a major company
1000[05:56] +Japex: im going for the thing that's cheaper & better
1001[05:56] +Japex: i dont want to support shitty products thatll only really ruin the market
1002[05:56] +Some1: mm
1003[05:56] +Some1: well sure
1004[05:56] +Some1: but say getting it locally is a little more for the same thing
1005[05:57] +Japex: meh. then it really depends on who's running what and what motives they have
1006[05:57] +Some1: mm i c
1007[05:57] +Japex: also if anyone would ever want to profile me all theyd have to do is get these okcupid answers
1008[05:58] +Japex: 600 questions, id say they have a fair grasp on who i am
1009[05:58] +Japex: rofl
1010[05:58] +Some1: whoah
1011[05:58] +Some1: well NSA does too
1012[05:58] +Some1: your phone's been tapped for years
1013[05:58] +Some1: obama just admitted it to the press
1014[05:58] +Japex: i dont use my phone
1015[05:58] +Some1: u never did huh
1016[05:58] +Some1: never have
1017[05:58] +Japex: well actually i did constantly text my ex, every day.
1018[05:59] +Some1: wow then why do u have one
1019[05:59] +Some1: ah well its all logged
1020[05:59] +Japex: uh so i can internet when im not at home
1021[05:59] +Some1: mm hm
1022[05:59] +Some1: they know yer net deal tooo
1023[05:59] +Some1: heh
1024[05:59] +Japex: ok. so they know that i love several imageboards, porn & IRC
1025[06:00] +Some1: and your 'constant' texts to yer ex
1026[06:00] +Some1: all logged and reviewed
1027[06:00] +Japex: and on top of that they know that im a fucking weirdo that can be abusive
1028[06:00] +Some1: ahhhh
1029[06:00] +Japex: privacy is a major concern for me but lol whats been done has been done
1030[06:00] +Some1: yep
1031[06:00] +Some1: i always figured i was being tapped
1032[06:01] +Some1: why wouldnt i be
1033[06:01] +Japex: same
1034[06:01] +Some1: yep
1035[06:01] +Some1: but i still dont wanna give google my phone number
1036[06:01] +Japex: i wouldnt be surprised if i wasnt on some sort of terrorist watch list
1037[06:01] +Japex: i did say that id shoot up a school and blame Doom rofl
1038[06:01] +Some1: allegedly they have it i guess but i think they might not
1039[06:01] +Some1: oh.
1040[06:01] +Some1: heh not good.
1041[06:02] +Japex: not at all
1042[06:02] +Japex: as long as some weird shit isnt going on im ok
1043[06:02] +Some1: mm
1044[06:02] +Japex: with whatever they may be doing, outside of like violating my rights as a human and shit like that
1045[06:04] +Some1: yeh ? mm
1046[06:04] +Some1: our rights are going out the window
1047[06:04] +Some1: patriot act
1048[06:04] +Some1: makes all of yer defenses nil
1049[06:04] +Japex: sad days
1050[06:04] @BBC: Scrolled up and was going to get hyperlinking working in cygwin.
1051[06:04] @Kelpie: http://quie-scent.deviantart.com/art/Bubble-Cross-Rings2-Blurs-Tatasz-378063970
1052[06:04] +Japex: ive said more about this in the past
1053[06:05] +Japex: and have encouraged somethings which i probably shouldnt have
1054[06:05] +Japex: so not gonna say much more to put myself at risk :3
1055[06:05] +Some1: yeah
1056[06:06] +Japex: according to okcupid this woman would hate me and id hate her with all ive got
1057[06:06] +Japex: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Kristina_110?cf=regular
1058[06:06] @animone: I dunno about this sites maching algorythms
1059[06:06] @animone: argh can never spell that wor
1060[06:07] +Japex: lol
1061[06:07] +Japex: this bitch it recommend that i dates profile name is sperglord69
1062[06:07] +Japex: roflrofl
1063[06:08] @animone: I think it just matched me with gq
1064[06:08] @animone: o.o
1065[06:08] @animone: yea no
1066[06:08] +Japex: same
1067[06:08] +Japex: "Hello, I'm Penny and I'm Transgender, Atheist, Pansexual, and polyamorous. ...still there? I'm currently taking feminizing hormones. But I see myself as genderqueer rather than male-to-female. For pronouns I prefer they/them/their."
1068[06:08] @animone: it's not very smart
1069[06:08] +Japex: im loling irl
1070[06:09] +Japex: why the fuck are half of these people transgendered not that i care
1071[06:09] +Japex: but lol y
1072[06:12] +Japex: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/pissandshit
1073[06:12] +Japex: My self-summary: "My mom thinks I need a boyfriend."
1074[06:13] +Japex: there are pokemon cards all over her wall
1075[06:14] +Japex: and im typing more than anyone else in this chan right now. how awkawrd
1076[06:14] +Japex: *awkward
1077[06:14] Sorryman54 (~quassel@Rizon-1FB9BE67.lightspeed.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net) joined the channel.
1078[06:15] @animone: oh now lol
1079[06:15] @animone: they matched me with my ex
1080[06:15] @animone: from years ago
1081[06:15] LimitServ sets mode +l 180
1082[06:17] +Japex: i just found the literal female personification of /b/
1083[06:17] @animone: oh..
1084[06:17] +Japex: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/bethsoshort
1085[06:20] +Japex: if anything im learning that there are some remotely cool ppl in my city
1086[06:21] +Japex: found a bitch that produces music under the alias iNT3LLiG3NT G4NGST4
1087[06:21] +Japex: p. good shit too imo.
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1097[06:27] Set by NHS on 15 June 2013 12:09:49 AM BST
1098[06:27] Mode is +Clnptz 180
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1102[06:32] nyx114: .
1103[06:32] nyx114: @ustats
1104[06:32] &ChanStat: (UserStats): (nyx114) Lines: 44 Words: 90 Letters: 528. Most active at 01:00 AM UTC. Most active channel #me. Ranked 446 out of 2966 users with 36 lines today. Quote: ..........................................................
1105[06:32] nyx114: damn
1106[06:32] nyx114: @ustats
1107[06:32] &ChanStat: (UserStats): (nyx114) Lines: 46 Words: 92 Letters: 539. Most active at 01:00 AM UTC. Most active channel #me. Ranked 446 out of 2966 users with 38 lines today. Quote: completely forgot to join this channel
1108[06:32] nyx114: @ustats
1109[06:32] &ChanStat: (UserStats): (nyx114) Lines: 47 Words: 93 Letters: 546. Most active at 01:00 AM UTC. Most active channel #me. Ranked 447 out of 2968 users with 39 lines today. Quote: completely forgot to join this channel
1110[06:33] +Japex: @ustats
1111[06:33] &ChanStat: (UserStats): (Japex) Lines: 3,349 Words: 24,112 Letters: 119,297. Most active at 06:00 PM UTC. Most active channel #uk. Ranked 238 out of 2968 users with 65 lines today. Quote: My script isn't working. I can still see quits & mode changes. >:(
1112[06:33] +Japex: rofl
1113[06:33] @Kelpie: @ustats
1114[06:33] &ChanStat: (UserStats): (Kelpie) Lines: 11,301 Words: 70,803 Letters: 368,589. Most active at 11:00 PM UTC. Most active channel #1337Kelpies. Ranked 15 out of 2973 users with 286 lines today. Quote: and then I !acceptcmt or !declinecmd
1115[06:33] @Kelpie: D:
1116[06:34] +Japex: so my mom just came up as one of my matches on OkCupid
1117[06:34] +Japex: wonder if i should ask her if shes willing to fuck next time i see her
1118[06:35] @animone: lol
1119[06:35] soymarinero: https://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1371272903861.jpg
1120[06:35] soymarinero: this is a 10 in england
1121[06:35] @animone: it's giving me incredibly weird matches
1122[06:35] @animone: like really inappropriate
1123[06:35] +Japex: im just getting a bunch of autist, artist & edgy motherfuckers
1124[06:36] soymarinero: https://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1371273024772.jpg
1125[06:36] @animone: I'm just getting a bunch of butch lesbians
1126[06:36] +Japex: with like internet addictions rofl
1127[06:36] @Telenim: @ustats
1128[06:36] &ChanStat: (UserStats): (Telenim) Lines: 1,563 Words: 7,083 Letters: 37,285. Most active at 03:00 AM UTC. Most active channel #runescape. Ranked 641 out of 2988 users with 20 lines today. Quote: LIKE LIL WAYNES MAD RHYMES MATE?
1129[06:36] @Telenim: o
1130[06:36] @Telenim: Cyndaquil:
1131[06:36] @Telenim: your spiders suck
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1133[06:41] NHS sets mode +v Platanito
1134[06:42] LimitServ sets mode +l 182
1135[06:42] +Japex: http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x92/1000x1092/0/1595104785475801982.jpeg
1136[06:42] +Japex: ...
1137[06:43] +Platanito: ok cupid
1138[06:43] +Platanito: wow
1139[06:43] +Platanito: XD
1140[06:43] soymarinero: World War Z cost 400 million dollars to make
1141[06:43] soymarinero: was reshot 3 times
1142[06:43] +Japex: yeah idk man
1143[06:43] @BBC: Idk man. Put a # in front of a man.
1144[06:43] +Japex: this okcupid site thinks im a weirdo
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1146[06:43] +Platanito: hahahah
1147[06:44] +Platanito: i get way better looking bitches on okcupiod
1148[06:44] +Platanito: XD
1149[06:44] +Japex: i keep getting matched with people that are so edgy that my soul is like turning fucking black
1150[06:44] +Platanito: xD
1151[06:44] +Platanito: I get matched with hawt bishes
1152[06:45] +Japex: my like 3rd top match is profile name is pissandshit
1153[06:45] +Japex: and her bio is some ironic piece of shit garbage that goes along the lines of "im so funni & i h8 ppl that subscribe to any normal standard, wnt 2 fuk?"
1154[06:46] +Platanito: xD
1155[06:46] +Platanito: http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/144x54/576x486/0/12027728479329035301.jpeg
1156[06:47] +Japex: 2nd top match
1157[06:47] +Japex: http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x0/612x612/0/14560402930446552698.jpeg
1158[06:47] +Platanito: http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x39/480x519/0/9234561506571689030.jpeg
1159[06:47] +Japex: shes liek rlly good at: "cooking, watching netflix, making funny voices, ironically using stupid popular phrases so often that i no longer know if i'm using them ironically or not"
1160[06:48] +Platanito: o.o
1161[06:50] +Japex: "I'm a Pro Life activist, but obviously not for religious reasons. I just think that if you're stupid enough to have sex and get pregnant, you deserve what comes next, except for in the case of rape. I just don't understand hardcore feminists, but I can sort of get what most other feminists are coming from."
1162[06:50] @animone: the shit some people write..
1163[06:50] +Platanito: http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/3x61/483x542/0/2983834120855407400.jpeg
1164[06:50] +Platanito: wow
1165[06:50] +Platanito: My self-summary I want to run naked. Dripping sweat. To lick salt off my lips. Imagine. My vagina, unafraid, deliberately exposed, breathes with hair so cool. A curly girly. An 87-year-old with a walker, a mint condition racist, dr
1166[06:51] +Platanito: dafuck is this girl smoking
1167[06:51] @animone: lol
1168[06:51] @Telenim: wtf
1169[06:51] +Platanito: yeah.
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1171[06:52] +Japex: http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/198x11/486x299/0/13200771348042330973.jpeg
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1174[06:52] +Platanito: Japex: fucking nasty ass women
1175[06:52] +Japex: theyre all really into open sexual relationships and drugs though
1176[06:53] +Japex: that or they love art, irony & the internet
1177[06:54] +Platanito: dahell did you write for the question
1178[06:54] +Platanito: you answer?
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1180[06:54] @Sufo: sup
1181[06:54] cam: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON Sufo
1182[06:55] @Sufo: .op cam
1183[06:55] NHS sets mode +o cam
1184[06:55] @cam: what is this
1185[06:55] @cam: i cant speka
1186[06:55] @Sufo: this is uk
1187[06:55] @Sufo: mah bebbeh
1188[06:55] +Japex: i am getting my degree at the U of L. I have a secret dream of being an alpaca farmer. We'll see how that goes
1189[06:55] @animone: why do you keep getting /b people
1190[06:56] +Japex: because i grew up on /b/
1191[06:56] +Japex: maybe a part of it rubbed off on me
1192[06:57] +Platanito: lol
1193[06:58] +Japex: what im doing with my life:
1194[06:58] +Japex: flexing my e-peen, singing to my roommate's dog, eating gummy worms, studying science, and making art.
1195[06:59] +Japex: bitch spends a lot of time thinking about organic chemistry
1196[06:59] +Japex: does drugs on the regular, loves psychedelics, thinks drugs should be legal...
1197[06:59] +Japex: hmm brb hitting her up to see if i can get a connect for some legit LSD
1198[06:59] ~Underdose: morning
1199[07:00] +TheVoid: gninrom
1200[07:00] +Japex: underdose u r a nigger
1201[07:00] +Japex: ive been drinking
1202[07:00] ~Underdose: no
1203[07:00] Underdose sets mode +q RTFT
1204[07:00] +Japex: can u comfort me?
1205[07:00] +Japex: im crying over my dead cat right now
1206[07:01] +Japex: holy fuck this woman is vry strong
1207[07:01] +Japex: http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/208x0/976x768/0/950937598620168640.jpeg
1208[07:03] +Japex: I'm a former Girl Scout camp counselor so I'm pretty good at knot-tying and lying to children.
1209[07:04] +Japex: To quote the modern bard Ke$ha: "IÂ’m so sick of being so serious/
1210[07:04] +Japex: ItÂ’s making my brain delirious."
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1222[16:00] Topic is Welcome to [#UK] 'Happy Birthday RTFT!' Edition | http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8007/imag00470gc.jpg | SUNDAY is FREE OP day | £ | http://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Uk | Saying no to the USA since 1776 | Stats=Axs: Top10=op, Top20=halfop, Top30=+v |
1223[16:00] Set by NHS on 15 June 2013 9:18:48 AM BST
1224[16:00] ***: Buffer Playback...
1225[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:48:06] [16:47:59]<TreeServ> You open the present...
1226[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:48:06] [16:47:59]<TreeServ> It is Ghirardelli Chocolate Cheesecake
1227[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:48:10] Holy shit Special-G~
1228[16:00] &Lenore_Nevermore: [15:48:29] yay
1229[16:00] &Lenore_Nevermore: [15:48:34] give RTFT a present TreeServ
1230[16:00] @TreeServ: [15:48:34] RTFT, you have received a present - check your PM!
1231[16:00] @Zarharva: [15:48:57] give RTFT a present TreeServ
1232[16:00] @TreeServ: [15:48:58] RTFT, you have received a present - check your PM!
1233[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:49:00] [16:48:48]<TreeServ> You open the present...
1234[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:49:00] [16:48:50]<TreeServ> It is a 192 hour long torrent
1235[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:49:03] Thank you Lenore_Nevermore
1236[16:00] &Lenore_Nevermore: [15:49:05] :<
1237[16:00] Lenore_Nevermore [15:49:10] gives RTFT a painting instead
1238[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:49:15] Ohhh Zarharva!
1239[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:49:16] [16:49:06]<TreeServ> You open the present...
1240[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:49:16] [16:49:07]<TreeServ> It is Metallica's St. Anger
1241[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:49:18] <3
1242[16:00] @Zarharva: [15:49:25] ^__^
1243[16:00] @justin_: [15:49:30] lol
1244[16:00] justin_ [15:49:34] slaps TreeServ around a bit with a large trout
1245[16:00] @Zarharva: [15:49:36] Good album, I don't care what other people say
1246[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:49:48] !karma+ Special-G
1247[16:00] ~RTFT: [15:49:53] Lenore_Nevermore and Zarharva shall receive karma later
1248[16:00] &Lenore_Nevermore: [15:49:59] yay
1249[16:00] @justin_: [15:50:13] !karma+ Lenore_Nevermore
1250[16:00] @justin_: [15:50:16] !topkarma
1251[16:00] &Lenore_Nevermore: [15:50:19] aw
1252[16:00] &Lenore_Nevermore: [15:50:25] !karma+ justin_
1253[16:00] @justin_: [15:50:33] lenore for second 100
1254[16:00] @justin_: [15:50:36] :>>
1255[16:00] @justin_: [15:50:44] ty
1256[16:00] @Zarharva: [15:51:30] I think we should be able to give out 5 karma in an hour so long as it isn't the same person any of the subsequent times
1257[16:00] @BBC: [15:51:32] Ubuntu is a special reference to: vagina, dicks, and think of a feedback loop. I love how the majority of the subsequent times.
1258[16:00] &cam: [15:51:56] windows xp baby
1259[16:00] @justin_: [15:52:36] rofl BBC
1260[16:00] @BBC: [15:52:37] justin_: Rofl no. Rofl.
1261[16:00] @justin_: [15:52:41] BBC, Ubuntu is
1262[16:00] @BBC: [15:52:42] justin_: Ubuntu is a nice fellow too (unless you spoke to him?
1263[16:00] @justin_: [15:52:44] )
1264[16:00] @justin_: [15:52:47] lol
1265[16:00] &Lenore_Nevermore: [15:53:19] !karma- Special-G ;-;
1266[16:00] &Special-G: [15:55:58] ?
1267[16:00] &Special-G: [15:56:28] my present is the most awesome one.
1268[16:00] &Special-G: [15:56:29] as usual.
1269[16:00] &Special-G: [15:56:33] but why - Lenore_Nevermore
1270[16:00] &Special-G: [15:56:45] !slap Lenore_Nevermore
1271[16:00] TreeServ [15:56:46] slaps Lenore_Nevermore with Connoisseur Of Hallucinations
1272[16:00] &Lenore_Nevermore: [15:56:55] ;_; because your link has given me anxiety and sadness
1273[16:00] &Special-G: [15:57:09] ;o
1274[16:00] Kuro-chan: [15:57:20] ;__;
1275[16:00] ***: Playback Complete.
1276[16:01] Mode is +Clnptz 182
1277[16:01] schwiieee hugs Lenore_Nevermore
1278[16:01] ~RTFT: Hi schwiieee
1279[16:01] Lenore_Nevermore hugs schwiieee
1280[16:02] @schwiieee: grats RTFT
1281[16:02] ~RTFT: I dinged~
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1283[16:02] NHS sets mode +v matuka
1284[16:02] @schwiieee: dinged?
1285[16:02] ~RTFT: level'd up
1286[16:02] lt: i think thats ho
1287[16:02] ~RTFT: WoW Joke :(
1288[16:02] lt: yeah
1289[16:03] +matuka: donged
1290[16:03] lt: i was gonna say how fags say that
1291[16:03] @schwiieee: i dont play WoW :/
1292[16:03] ~RTFT: I figured :p
1293[16:03] lt: it isn't just WoW
1294[16:03] lt: and it didn't start there
1295[16:03] LimitServ sets mode +l 184
1296[16:03] lt: >:
1297[16:03] ~RTFT: look a nerdy hipster
1298[16:03] lt: naw i don't play that shit
1299[16:03] lt: i'm just pointing out you're an ignant nerd
1300[16:03] lt: with your little 'witty' jokes
1301[16:03] &Testware: whut
1302[16:04] &Testware: RTFT is +q?
1303[16:04] &Lenore_Nevermore: Hi Testware :D
1304[16:04] lt: shut up Testware I'll fuck that ass.
1305[16:04] &Testware: What's all this then?
1306[16:04] lt: rawdog son.
1307[16:04] ~RTFT: Hi Testware
1308[16:04] &Lenore_Nevermore: Everyone gets +q on bday
1309[16:04] &Testware: 'ello Lenore_Nevermore :D
1310[16:04] RTFT sets mode -a Testware
1311[16:04] ~RTFT: :D
1312[16:04] &Lenore_Nevermore: also RTFT is just special
1313[16:04] RTFT sets mode +a Testware
1314[16:04] &Testware: Happy B'day RTFT, I won't spread gay rumours about you today :D
1315[16:04] @justin_: lol
1316[16:04] ~RTFT: Thank you~
1317[16:04] &Testware: I mean
1318[16:04] &Testware: Happy B'day, all these rumours about me spreading gay rumours about you are nothing more than rumours.
1319[16:05] ~RTFT: It's fine Testie~
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1321[16:05] NHS sets mode +v bb
1322[16:05] @justin_: Testware, is just a liar
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1324[16:07] +HelenaKitty: :/
1325[16:07] Zarharva sneezes
1326[16:07] @justin_: well, this is awkward
1327[16:08] @Adie: ?
1328[16:08] ~RTFT: Godbless Zarharva
1329[16:09] @Adie: so uh....
1330[16:09] @Adie: !log
1331[16:09] @Zarharva: thank you, RTFT
1332[16:10] HelenaKitty has userhost ~failsafe@E19612A7.8C6E1FCF.2BE4673F.IP and real name "Anonymous"
1333[16:10] HelenaKitty is on +#skullfux +#/b/ #Rizon #penis #shota &#KittyBunnies #Fluffington #chat +#lobby +#uk
1334[16:10] HelenaKitty is connected on *.rizon.net (Where are you?)
1335[16:10] HelenaKitty has identified for this nick
1336[16:10] HelenaKitty is using a secure connection
1337[16:10] HelenaKitty signed on at 13 June 2013 3:25:47 PM BST and has been idle for 3 Minutes, 46 Seconds
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1339[16:11] @Dessimat0r: !meowmix HelenaKitty
1340[16:11] TreeServ sings, "I want violent pedophiles, I want some CACAO, HelenaKitty, HelenaKitty, please deliver!"
1341[16:11] @Dessimat0r: !meowmix HelenaKitty
1342[16:11] @Dessimat0r: !meowmix HelenaKitty
1343[16:11] TreeServ sings, "I want a Gallade Pokemon, I want ??, HelenaKitty, HelenaKitty, please deliver!"
1344[16:11] TreeServ sings, "I want a Staraptor Pokemon, I want cactus, HelenaKitty, HelenaKitty, please deliver!"
1345[16:11] @Zarharva: lol @ ??
1346[16:11] @Dessimat0r: lol
1347[16:11] &Lenore_Nevermore: !meowmix Dessimat0r
1348[16:11] TreeServ sings, "I want the HURRDURR, I want Underdose's pubes, Dessimat0r, Dessimat0r, please deliver!"
1349[16:11] @Dessimat0r: what's that
1350[16:11] @Zarharva: no yu
1351[16:12] @Dessimat0r: lol oh
1352[16:12] Sorryman54 is now known as Iriss
1353[16:14] @Zarharva: !additem chicken
1354[16:14] @TreeServ: Item "chicken" already exists.
1355[16:14] @Zarharva: !additem liver
1356[16:14] @TreeServ: Item "liver" added.
1357[16:14] @Zarharva: there
1358[16:14] @Zarharva: no there's a very smally chance
1359[16:14] @Zarharva: *small
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1361[16:16] Wawron (~Ritchel@Rizon-39EB6995.elblag.vectranet.pl) left IRC.
1362[16:16] &Lenore_Nevermore: !additem David Byrne's bicycle
1363[16:16] @TreeServ: Item "David Byrne's bicycle" added.
1364[16:16] &Special-G: !wiki David Byrne
1365[16:16] @BBC: David Byrne | David Byrne (born May 14, 1952) is a Scottish-born musician permanently residing in the United States, and was a founding member and principal songwriter of the American New Wave band Talking Heads, which was active between 1975 and 1991. Since then, Byrne has released his own solo recordings and worked with various media including film, photography, opera, @
1366[16:16] @BBC: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Byrne
1367[16:17] &Lenore_Nevermore: You could have just asked me :P
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1373[16:21] Seema (~Hytham@88C41C56.8B4B8E6C.49B1A955.IP) joined the channel.
1374[16:22] Seema: Bbc
1375[16:22] @BBC: Seema: So tell me something already.
1376[16:22] Saif1311 (~Saif@Rizon-659324B9.cable.virginmedia.com) left IRC. (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
1377[16:23] Seema: 1779 no to USA
1378[16:23] Seema: Bbc 1776
1379[16:23] @BBC: Seema: I had more access than me.
1380[16:23] Seema: .g bbc
1381[16:24] +Cyndaquil: .q
1382[16:24] Seema: bbc google
1383[16:24] @BBC: Seema: "I'm a pro life activist, but i still dont wanna give google my phone number.
1384[16:24] Seema: .q bbc john cameroon
1385[16:25] &Special-G: .akick list
1386[16:25] +matuka: .op
1387[16:25] +matuka: :3c
1388[16:25] Seema: .q hapg
1389[16:26] Seema: ????
1390[16:26] Seema: Game !
1391[16:27] &Special-G: ????
1392[16:28] Seema: http://img14.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-23201/loc341/769784348_4_123_341lo.jpg
1393[16:28] @BBC: Http://www.leasticoulddo.com/tj1molk.jpg.
1394[16:29] &Lenore_Nevermore: !poke Special-G
1395[16:29] TreeServ pokes Special-G with Special-G's ? for schwiieee
1396[16:30] Seema: http://www.4shared.com/file/JPYZKnhx/counter_strike-condition_zero-.html?cau2=403tNull
1397[16:32] Seema: http://127.0.0.1:895/config/?action=connect&lang=&afd=1306229340&afc=B5740C153885270887509991474F6443
1398[16:32] Seema: Haha all are deid links
1399[16:33] Seema: ? ?? ? ??? ? Ċ?? ? ? ? ??Ḟ&;Ċ• •??ḊḊṖ.Ṗ?Ḋ??? ?8 ˜ Ċ ® ™ Ṡḋ ? ? ?•??•?? ?? ? ? ?
1400[16:33] Seema: ???????? ++?8Ṗ??• ???Ḟ˜~?? ? ? ?
1401[16:33] Seema: ? ? ? ? ? ? Ṡḋ?•? ® © eï? • ḋ ? Ċ ? Ḋ - +? ¶ ? ?
1402[16:33] @Adie: yay
1403[16:33] @Adie: no gq
1404[16:33] Adie dances
1405[16:33] Seema: Looks good
1406[16:34] Seema: ? ???? any thing
1407[16:34] &Shahid: that FEEL using unicode
1408[16:35] Seema: ? ?•?BBC?•?
1409[16:35] @BBC: Seema, Apparently she can't speak english.
1410[16:35] @Adie: ?Adie
1411[16:35] deadly (~T-Dawg@I.Gotz.These.Cheese.Burgers.Mannnnn.ill.suck.yo.d1ck) joined the channel.
1412[16:35] NHS sets mode +h deadly
1413[16:35] Seema: BBC ®
1414[16:35] @BBC: Seema: Well that's better than when my cat died.
1415[16:36] &Shahid: BOY?NEXT?Door
1416[16:36] %deadly: >=[
1417[16:36] &Shahid: a meme none of you will know
1418[16:36] &Testware: Can I get +q if it's my gf's b'day?
1419[16:36] &Shahid: you have one i think
1420[16:37] @guymann: honk honk
1421[16:37] @guymann: no gq :/
1422[16:37] Seema: BBC ? ? u sound beatiful
1423[16:37] @BBC: Seema: U didn't look at the keyboard to type that k.
1424[16:37] @guymann: Adie, u made
1425[16:37] @Adie: ?
1426[16:37] &Shahid: welcome to #bifem girls get a +plusie
1427[16:37] @guymann: 11:33:23 ḋ@Adie Ṡyay
1428[16:37] @guymann: 11:33:26 ḋ@Adie Ṡno gq
1429[16:37] RTFT sets mode -o Adie
1430[16:38] &Tsukasa-kun: Is... is that a redd I spy? O_O
1431[16:38] &redd: mew
1432[16:38] &Lenore_Nevermore: Yep
1433[16:38] &redd: yeah
1434[16:38] &redd: sup Tsukasa-kun
1435[16:38] Seema: Gays? ?? ?
1436[16:38] ~RTFT: Hi redd~
1437[16:38] &Shahid: bbl, going to see bro
1438[16:38] Dregnox (~nnscript@Rizon-8E0A9A4A.bchsia.telus.net) left IRC. (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
1439[16:38] &redd: hy
1440[16:38] RTFT sets mode +v redd
1441[16:38] &Lenore_Nevermore: :)
1442[16:38] &Shahid: o hi redd
1443[16:38] &redd: heya :>
1444[16:39] &Shahid: i did'nt die
1445[16:39] +Cyndaquil: .access list Telenim
1446[16:39] &redd: yay
1447[16:39] &Shahid: i forget where the apostrophe goes
1448[16:39] &redd: didn't
1449[16:39] &Shahid: i'm going to get a lift soon, bbl
1450[16:39] &redd: o/
1451[16:39] @Telenim: hi Cyndaquil
1452[16:39] @guymann: o/
1453[16:39] @Telenim: how are you
1454[16:39] @guymann: \o
1455[16:39] +Cyndaquil: o/
1456[16:39] @guymann: o/ put yo hands up
1457[16:39] &Shahid: bro went to Switzerland for training
1458[16:39] @Telenim: pls respond Cyndaquil
1459[16:40] Seema: :( might any one kick me before i become a threat ! :(
1460[16:40] +Cyndaquil: i said hi Telenim ...
1461[16:40] @Telenim: no you didn't
1462[16:40] ~RTFT: Hi Seema~
1463[16:40] ~RTFT: You can just part if you want
1464[16:40] Seema: Kick me !
1465[16:40] deadly strutts around the channel
1466[16:40] %deadly: np: Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers [With Armand Van Helden] "Tounge N' Cheek"
1467[16:40] &Testware: .k Seema
1468[16:40] NHS kicked Seema from the channel. (Requested)
1469[16:40] Seema (~Hytham@88C41C56.8B4B8E6C.49B1A955.IP) joined the channel.
1470[16:40] &Lenore_Nevermore: ehehee
1471[16:41] Seema: Looks awsome :)
1472[16:41] RTFT sets mode +vv Lenore_Nevermore Seema
1473[16:41] @Telenim: Cyndaquil: it's just notifications
1474[16:41] &Lenore_Nevermore: Tat
1475[16:41] &Lenore_Nevermore: Yay*
1476[16:41] Seema (~Hytham@88C41C56.8B4B8E6C.49B1A955.IP) left the channel.
1477[16:41] &Testware: !evolve RTFT
1478[16:41] TreeServ force-feeds RTFT with a Swablu pokemon and Fudgsicle, and battles with Cocktail Lynchburg Lemonade until evolution, but accidentally hits B at the evolution screen!
1479[16:41] ~RTFT: =timebomb Testware
1480[16:41] TreeServ stuffs a bomb into Testware's pants
1481[16:41] @TreeServ: Disarm the bomb by cutting the correct wire with =cutwire. The 2 visible wires are: black and white. The display reads [30] seconds.
1482[16:42] &Testware: =cutwire white
1483[16:42] @TreeServ: Testware: tick.. tick.. tick..
1484[16:42] @TreeServ: Testware: *BOOM!* The correct wire was black
1485[16:42] @TreeServ: !karma- Testware
1486[16:42] &Testware: >.>
1487[16:42] ~RTFT: !karma+ Testware
1488[16:42] &Testware: !kill TreeServ
1489[16:42] TreeServ kills Testware with some DOM
1490[16:42] &Testware: hm
1491[16:42] %deadly: b b b b b bonkers
1492[16:43] &Testware: =timebomb RTFT
1493[16:43] @TreeServ: It's going to take me a minute, Testware, to get a new one ready.
1494[16:43] &Testware: you little %^&*(*&^%
1495[16:43] @BBC: Oka, schwiieee? Spreschen sie deust...o.
1496[16:43] ~RTFT: :D
1497[16:43] ~RTFT: Hi BBC
1498[16:43] @BBC: RTFT: Hi, i'm naked. Dripping sweat. To lick salt off my lips would turn purple before i ever got into the open.
1499[16:43] ~RTFT: :O
1500[16:44] ~RTFT: :3
1501[16:44] _________ (~JaximusVI@807323AE.9B2EE38D.51FC4941.IP) joined the channel.
1502[16:45] ~RTFT: Hi _________
1503[16:45] RTFT sets mode +v _________
1504[16:45] &Testware: =timebomb RTFT
1505[16:45] @TreeServ: It's going to take me a minute, Testware, to get a new one ready.
1506[16:45] &Testware: YOU BASTARD
1507[16:45] &Testware: IT'S BEEN A MINUTE
1508[16:45] &Testware: #^%&@#&)@#)^#
1509[16:45] ~RTFT: Ha
1510[16:45] ~RTFT: =cutwire red
1511[16:45] &Tsukasa-kun: It's 5 minutes. You know this
1512[16:45] ~RTFT: :3
1513[16:45] &Testware: eh
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1515[16:46] &Testware: it said "a minute"
1516[16:46] williamd (cgiirc@Rizon-418F42B9.tmodns.net) left IRC.
1517[16:46] &Testware: when I read "a minute" I assume 1, not 5. Clearly my fault >.>
1518[16:46] +TheVoid: a minute = 5 minuteS
1519[16:46] &Testware: yeh
1520[16:47] &Testware: this is inception ofcourse
1521[16:47] +TheVoid: u shud know this
1522[16:47] +TheVoid: basic English
1523[16:47] &Testware: yup
1524[16:47] &Testware: my bad
1525[16:48] &Lenore_Nevermore: :X
1526[16:48] ~RTFT: =timebomb Testware
1527[16:48] TreeServ stuffs a bomb into Testware's pants
1528[16:48] @TreeServ: Disarm the bomb by cutting the correct wire with =cutwire. The 2 visible wires are: purple and brown. The display reads [45] seconds.
1529[16:48] ~RTFT: :3
1530[16:49] @TreeServ: Testware: tick.. tick.. tick..
1531[16:49] @TreeServ: Testware: *BOOM!*
1532[16:50] Iriss (~quassel@Rizon-1FB9BE67.lightspeed.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net) left the channel. (http://quassel-irc.org - Chat comfortably. Anywhere.)
1533[16:53] ~RTFT: Adorable beep
1534[16:53] &Lenore_Nevermore: beep beep
1535[16:54] _________ is now known as Jax`
1536[16:54] Jax` is now known as _________
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1538[16:55] LimitServ sets mode +l 182
1539[17:01] BBC sets mode -b *!*krzys@*.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl
1540[17:01] ~RTFT: Lenore_Nevermore
1541[17:01] &Lenore_Nevermore: RTFT
1542[17:01] ~RTFT: Tell me a useless fact!
1543[17:02] &Lenore_Nevermore: umm
1544[17:02] &Lenore_Nevermore: D:
1545[17:02] &Testware: Your nose hair filters dust
1546[17:02] ~RTFT: =timebomb Testware
1547[17:02] TreeServ stuffs a bomb into Testware's pants
1548[17:02] @TreeServ: Disarm the bomb by cutting the correct wire with =cutwire. The 2 visible wires are: black and white. The display reads [47] seconds.
1549[17:02] Testware (Testware@1.up) left the channel. (FUCK YOU ALL)
1550[17:03] ~RTFT: hahaha
1551[17:03] &Lenore_Nevermore: There are secret exits in Super Mario World
1552[17:03] @TreeServ: Testware: tick.. tick.. tick..
1553[17:03] &Lenore_Nevermore: D: how's that
1554[17:03] @TreeServ: Testware: *BOOM!*
1555[17:03] +Adie: I'm in the bath
1556[17:03] %deadly: .access deadly
1557[17:03] ~RTFT: I have completed Super mario world
1558[17:03] ~RTFT: fully :(
1559[17:03] &Lenore_Nevermore: Oh
1560[17:03] &Lenore_Nevermore: um
1561[17:03] ~RTFT: Still, thank you!
1562[17:04] RTFT hugs Lenore_Nevermore
1563[17:04] &Lenore_Nevermore: You can clean jewelry by putting them in a cup of warm water with a tiny bit of dish soap added
1564[17:04] &Lenore_Nevermore: and then rinsing it off after leaving it for about 15-30 minutes
1565[17:04] &Lenore_Nevermore: But I guess that's not useLESS
1566[17:04] Kuro-chan: RTFT: Awesome
1567[17:04] Kuro-chan: All 96 levels
1568[17:04] Lenore_Nevermore has no idea what useless info is :(
1569[17:04] ~RTFT: When I was 12 or 13. Kuro-chan
1570[17:05] ~RTFT: I thought it was supposed to be 100
1571[17:05] ~RTFT: it drove me crazy
1572[17:05] +Cyndaquil: attack Telenim
1573[17:05] TreeServ slaps Telenim with his e-Peen0r which is 77.095159 inches (195.821703 cm) erect! Largest erection ever was 116.673289 inches (296.350154 cm)!
1574[17:05] @Telenim: attack Cyndaquil
1575[17:05] TreeServ slaps Cyndaquil with his e-Peen0r which is 77.095207 inches (195.821827 cm) erect! Largest erection ever was 116.673289 inches (296.350154 cm)!
1576[17:05] &Lenore_Nevermore: I like when you beat some things really far into the game and then everything turns fall-colored
1577[17:05] ~RTFT: Star road?
1578[17:05] ~RTFT: :p
1579[17:06] ~RTFT: I like, if you idle'd for like 4 or 5 minutes on the star road. the background music changed
1580[17:06] &Lenore_Nevermore: yeah
1581[17:06] &Tsukasa-kun: RTFT: How's this?: Chances are, Super Mario 2 was all a dream Mario had while sleeping, and SM3 was an on-stage play
1582[17:07] &Lenore_Nevermore: it's sad how I am looking at "naive-style" art as inspiration because I like the brush strokes and I am interested in how they all seem to be good sellers
1583[17:07] ~RTFT: That's quite a popular theory Tsukasa-kun.
1584[17:07] &Lenore_Nevermore: when i was actually told in school to not do that style x_x
1585[17:07] ~RTFT: You're such a rebel~
1586[17:08] +Cyndaquil: i'm a rebel
1587[17:08] &Tsukasa-kun: The SM3 one... you kinda can't help but know ".. that's gotta be true"
1588[17:08] &Lenore_Nevermore: I guess it just shows that I should really just make art of whatever I want and see what happens instead of worrying if it's "right" in terms of what I learned at school
1589[17:08] &Lenore_Nevermore: Yeah SM3 was a play
1590[17:09] ~RTFT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqvAtjLL58k
1591[17:09] ~RTFT: hardest level in supermario world
1592[17:09] @BBC: And cramps in the mouth are some of the eastern world, and he's always in the world to see.
1593[17:09] &Lenore_Nevermore: and SMW was a vacation
1594[17:09] ~RTFT: Tubular
1595[17:10] &Lenore_Nevermore: Yeah those were very difficult
1596[17:10] ~RTFT: American super nintendo is ugly :(
1597[17:10] &Lenore_Nevermore: I liked when the different-colored Yoshi and Yoshi babies were introduced
1598[17:10] &Lenore_Nevermore: ??
1599[17:10] &Lenore_Nevermore: The controllers?
1600[17:10] Disconnect for Sleep Mode
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1608[17:10] Topic is Welcome to [#UK] 'Happy Birthday RTFT!' Edition | http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8007/imag00470gc.jpg | SUNDAY is FREE OP day | £ | http://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Uk | Saying no to the USA since 1776 | Stats=Axs: Top10=op, Top20=halfop, Top30=+v |
1609[17:10] Set by NHS on 15 June 2013 9:18:48 AM BST
1610[17:10] ***: Buffer Playback...
1611[17:10] ~RTFT: [17:10:44] http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/15/19263000/ngbbs4a225cd22a324.jpg
1612[17:10] &Lenore_Nevermore: [17:10:44] we only got grey/purple ones i think
1613[17:10] ***: Playback Complete.
1614[17:11] &Lenore_Nevermore: Yep
1615[17:11] &Lenore_Nevermore: Yeah wow
1616[17:11] &Lenore_Nevermore: That other SNES looks pretty awesome
1617[17:11] Mode is +Clnptz 182
1618[17:12] Kuro-chan: Yeah I remember that one
1619[17:12] ~RTFT: I baloon'd it
1620[17:14] Shampoo (~Shampoo@Rizon-479E455E.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) left IRC. (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
1621[17:15] LimitServ sets mode +l 180
1622[17:16] lt: my third party snes controller looks like the pal one
1623[17:16] lt: & its made out of fucking fiberglass
1624[17:18] ChewChewShoe (~Larry@Non.Sibi.Sed.Patriae) left IRC. (Quit: I'll be back like a fresh body bag from Iraq.)
1625[17:18] &Special-G: o
1626[17:19] ~RTFT: k
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1629[17:29] NHS sets mode +ao Testware Testware
1630[17:29] &Testware: =timebomb RTFT
1631[17:29] TreeServ stuffs a bomb into RTFT's pants
1632[17:29] @TreeServ: Disarm the bomb by cutting the correct wire with =cutwire. The 4 visible wires are: pink, silver, green, and purple. The display reads [52] seconds.
1633[17:29] ~RTFT: oh shit
1634[17:29] ~RTFT: oh shit
1635[17:29] ~RTFT: PRESSURE
1636[17:29] ~RTFT: I can't do this
1637[17:29] &Testware: BWAHAHAHAHA
1638[17:29] ~RTFT: FOUR WIRES
1639[17:29] ~RTFT: WHY
1640[17:29] ~RTFT: dammit
1641[17:29] Amahran (~amahran@3C5AF4C7.55276485.15CAD69.IP) joined the channel.
1642[17:29] ~RTFT: ehhh
1643[17:29] ~RTFT: =cutwire green
1644[17:29] @TreeServ: RTFT: tick.. tick.. tick..
1645[17:29] @TreeServ: RTFT: *BOOM!* The correct wire was pink
1646[17:29] @TreeServ: !karma- RTFT
1647[17:29] ~RTFT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1648[17:30] &Testware: BWAAHAHAHHAHA
1649[17:30] Amahran: ...
1650[17:30] Amahran: Hey guys
1651[17:30] LimitServ sets mode +l 182
1652[17:30] ~RTFT: Hi
1653[17:30] &Special-G: hug Jaz
1654[17:30] RTFT sets mode +v Amahran
1655[17:30] TreeServ hugs Jaz
1656[17:30] &Testware: Y'know, your karma wouldn't be reduced. There's an hour timeout or so right? :P
1657[17:30] &Testware: !wut Special-G
1658[17:30] TreeServ puts anon64 up Special-G's butt while singing "I said wut wut... in da butt!"
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1662[17:31] Special-G arms to the bomb so on explosion .ban *nick*
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1664[17:31] Platanito|2 is now known as Platanito
1665[17:31] NHS sets mode +v Platanito
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1668[17:33] LimitServ sets mode +l 184
1669[17:34] TheVoid (~dhdjdj@i.bet.u.gel.of.vhost) left IRC. (Remote host closed the connection)
1670[17:34] RTFT is now known as me
1671[17:34] NHS sets mode +v ChewChewShoe
1672[17:36] me is now known as RTFT
1673[17:36] +uthere: !karma- gq
1674[17:36] NHS sets mode +h uthere
1675[17:38] &Special-G: gq is akicked. lol
1676[17:38] HrK (~krzys@Rizon-9121320D.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl) joined the channel.
1677[17:38] NHS sets mode +b *!*@Rizon-9121320D.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl
1678[17:38] NHS kicked HrK from the channel. (User has been banned from the channel (akick))
1679[17:39] &Tsukasa-kun: But only for a week, Special-G
1680[17:40] &Special-G: yes but it's obviously it will be done again
1681[17:40] &Special-G: she comes in and just insults Underdose.
1682[17:40] &Tsukasa-kun: Brilliant
1683[17:40] &Special-G: then mass changes nicks.
1684[17:41] &Special-G: [21:26:01] <~Underdose> Gq[status]: pls stop changing nicks
1685[17:41] &Special-G: [21:26:05] <Gq[status]> Underdose: please die.
1686[17:41] &Special-G: i mean wtf Tsukasa-kun
1687[17:43] Yuzuyu-chan (cgiirc@kippei-oniichan.ga.daisuki) joined the channel.
1688[17:43] ~RTFT: So, grandma has an ipad and does internetbanking
1689[17:43] ~RTFT: she is sick so she can't come today but she wired me a birthdaypresent
1690[17:43] ~RTFT: 50,-
1691[17:43] ~RTFT: she added a zero too much though
1692[17:44] ~RTFT: :x
1693[17:46] Yuzuyu-chan: Happy birthday pretty princess
1694[17:46] &FinalX: happy bd :)
1695[17:48] @schwiieee: yo
1696[17:49] ~RTFT: Thank you FinalX & Yuzuyu-chan
1697[17:53] Dregnox (~nnscript@Rizon-8E0A9A4A.bchsia.telus.net) joined the channel.
1698[17:53] NHS sets mode +h Dregnox
1699[17:55] WilcoLaad- is now known as Wilco
1700[17:56] +Adie: you hear that?
1701[17:56] +Adie: It's t-the sound of p-peace
1702[17:57] +Platanito: you hear that
1703[17:57] +Platanito: it's the sound of my cum hitting the floor
1704[17:57] +Adie: LET THE SEMEN HIT THE FLORR
1705[17:57] +Platanito: ^
1706[17:57] +Adie: LET THE SEMEN HIT THE FLOOR
1707[17:57] +Adie: LET THE SEMEN HIT THE FLOOR
1708[17:57] +Adie: LET THE SEMEN HIT THE....
1709[17:57] +Adie: FLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR
1710[17:58] Adie goes into a COD montage
1711[17:58] +Platanito: yeah!
1712[17:58] &A1: wat
1713[17:58] &Lenore_Nevermore: ?
1714[17:59] +_________: lol
1715[17:59] +_________: I totally just got done doing that, too.
1716[17:59] &A1: oh god
1717[17:59] @BBC: Oh. Underdose, am i in the surf come down to adie's panties and do the omnia because oh my god.
1718[18:00] +Adie: ....
1719[18:00] &A1: tmi
1720[18:00] &A1: TMI
1721[18:00] +_________: lulz
1722[18:00] +Adie: :<
1723[18:00] &A1: never jizz on the floor
1724[18:00] %deadly: fags
1725[18:00] &A1: deadly old
1726[18:00] &A1: news
1727[18:00] +Adie: BBC, what do you know abot Omnia?
1728[18:00] _________ patiently waits for the government to kick down his door for this act of terror.
1729[18:00] @BBC: Adie: Why would he do the omnia because oh my god rape. I will give it to me.
1730[18:00] +Adie: ..............
1731[18:01] +Adie: That's terrible.
1732[18:01] %deadly: ur terrible
1733[18:01] _________ is now known as Jax`
1734[18:01] &A1: u're
1735[18:01] +Jax`: So
1736[18:01] +Jax`: If you want another bit of TMI
1737[18:02] %deadly: you're
1738[18:02] +Adie: .op
1739[18:02] NHS sets mode +o Adie
1740[18:02] @Adie: !log
1741[18:02] %deadly: if ur gunna be a grammar nazi
1742[18:02] +Jax`: I recently shaved my balls, and now I have ingrown hairs. They suck. :(
1743[18:02] %deadly: :o
1744[18:02] &A1: deadly gonna
1745[18:02] &A1: yu're
1746[18:02] &A1: yurope*
1747[18:03] +Jax`: Well!
1748[18:03] +Jax`: I have girl to call.
1749[18:03] +Jax`: a*
1750[18:03] Jax` is now known as _________
1751[18:04] %deadly: im so bored
1752[18:04] deadly joins #bored
1753[18:04] @schwiieee: yo deadly
1754[18:04] %deadly: yo
1755[18:04] %deadly: wassup man?
1756[18:05] @schwiieee: fine fine, u?
1757[18:05] %deadly: bored :/
1758[18:05] @schwiieee: :(
1759[18:05] %deadly: no beer either
1760[18:05] @schwiieee: ur life suck :(
1761[18:05] %deadly: yup
1762[18:05] Tanmay|BoobsInMyDreamz is now known as Tanmay
1763[18:05] +_________: :o
1764[18:05] @schwiieee: any change of robbing ppl with beer?
1765[18:05] %deadly: oh shit
1766[18:05] A1 is now known as _O_O_O_O_
1767[18:05] %deadly: brb
1768[18:05] _O_O_O_O_ is now known as A1
1769[18:06] _________ is now known as o_O-I^See^You-O_o
1770[18:07] @Adie: BBC, tell me abot Omnia
1771[18:07] @BBC: Adie: You should do the omnia because oh my god you need help.
1772[18:07] o_O-I^See^You-O_o is now known as _________
1773[18:07] %deadly: bk
1774[18:07] %deadly: i have money schwiieee
1775[18:07] %deadly: #but cant be arsed goin shop :/
1776[18:08] @schwiieee: ask a friend to come over
1777[18:08] @schwiieee: let him bring beer with him :p
1778[18:08] %deadly: lol
1779[18:08] %deadly: my mates are all being pussys
1780[18:08] %deadly: plus its fathers day tomorrow
1781[18:08] +_________: ...
1782[18:08] +_________: Fuck.
1783[18:08] %deadly: ?
1784[18:09] _________ will not get to enjoy his first Father's Day.
1785[18:09] %deadly: why
1786[18:09] +Some1: oh dang its tomorrow huh
1787[18:09] +Some1: whew
1788[18:10] +_________: Because Brittany's a whore that decided that some fat piece of shit is a better father than I am, before I even had the chance to be one.
1789[18:10] +Some1: :(
1790[18:10] +_________: !
1791[18:10] +_________: It's okay, though
1792[18:11] +_________: Got quite a bit of years ahead of me to enjoy it
1793[18:11] +_________: Assuming that Brittany doesn't put it in my baby's head that I'm no good.
1794[18:11] _________ rage shits everywhere.
1795[18:12] _________ rage shits on GOD especially
1796[18:12] &Lenore_Nevermore: >_>
1797[18:12] %uthere: ...
1798[18:12] +_________: :o
1799[18:12] +Some1: :/
1800[18:13] Lenore_Nevermore instructs Special-G to clean up the shit
1801[18:13] %deadly: :@(
1802[18:13] Special-G decides to throw the mop at Lenore_Nevermore
1803[18:13] &Special-G: !shit Platanito
1804[18:13] TreeServ shits on Platanito's chest and Cocktail Kula Shaker came out.....i don't remember eating that! :O
1805[18:13] deadly bro hugs jax
1806[18:13] Lenore_Nevermore disappears
1807[18:13] +Garr: she was probably right, seeing how whinny you are in here
1808[18:13] &Special-G: !rage deadly
1809[18:13] +Garr: about it
1810[18:13] +_________: :P
1811[18:13] @BBC: Like nothing you could be interpreted as making him look bad? :P.
1812[18:14] %deadly: brb guys
1813[18:14] +_________: Garr, I'm quite sure you'd buckle and die if everything you loved was ripped away from you, forcing you to sleep on floors and scrape around just to even build another life.
1814[18:14] +_________: I bet you'd crumble like a bitch.
1815[18:15] +Garr: already happened
1816[18:15] +_________: Oh really?
1817[18:15] +_________: If that's true, then you should understand.
1818[18:15] +_________: And not bitch.
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1820[18:16] NHS sets mode +o EpicFruitCombo[EFC]
1821[18:16] +Garr: i do but there is no reason to whine about in here
1822[18:16] +Garr: it won't make anything better
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1824[18:16] +_________: Yeah, that's true.
1825[18:16] +_________: It feels nice to get it off my chest.
1826[18:16] +_________: I have no other reason, truly.
1827[18:16] +Garr: well
1828[18:17] +Garr: whatever works i guess
1829[18:17] +_________: What happened?
1830[18:18] +Garr: stuff
1831[18:19] +_________: The only thing in the life that can hurt me now is my baby. Everything else won't even touch me now.
1832[18:19] +_________: You probably know that feeling, if what you say is true.
1833[18:19] +_________: EXCEPT
1834[18:20] +Garr: your baby?
1835[18:20] Kuro-chan: I want one... :(
1836[18:20] +_________: Yes. If she were to die, for example.
1837[18:20] +Garr: are you talking about daughter or girlfriend?
1838[18:20] +_________: Daughter.
1839[18:21] +Garr: oh ok now i don't know what's like to have kids.
1840[18:21] +Garr: probably the one thing good i did
1841[18:21] +Garr: would have been such a mess to be honest
1842[18:21] +_________: lol Yeah, I fucked it up fo sho
1843[18:22] %uthere: hie
1844[18:22] +_________: Someone that wants to marry you someday has your baby...you start fighting over stupid shit coz hormones
1845[18:23] +Garr: it just wasn't mean to be
1846[18:23] +Garr: that's that
1847[18:23] +_________: Then she dumps you because some other guy offers her attention that you can't give because you took on two jobs, and after months and months of trying to have your family, walking for hours just to be at a doctor appointment, or even to rub her feet
1848[18:23] +_________: She chooses yet another guy to be with.
1849[18:24] +_________: Now I sit and watch as an incompetant scumbag holds my daughter.
1850[18:24] +_________: Do you know how that feels, Garr?
1851[18:24] +_________: You're right. It is a mess.
1852[18:24] +Garr: kinda, there is a reason why i don't want to be with anyone
1853[18:24] +Garr: bitches and whores.
1854[18:24] +_________: Wordddd
1855[18:24] +Garr: well i guess that's two
1856[18:25] +Garr: lol
1857[18:25] NHS sets mode +o Shampoo
1858[18:25] +_________: I think I shall have to initiate standard drinking procedure
1859[18:26] +_________: Shit wont even get me drunk anymore anyway.
1860[18:26] @justin_: lol
1861[18:27] _________ facerapes justin_ with his millimeter peter
1862[18:28] +_________: I call it "Godzilla"
1863[18:29] Ninja (~fringe@hidden-village.jp) joined the channel.
1864[18:29] NHS sets mode +v Ninja
1865[18:29] @justin_: _____
1866[18:29] @justin_: o___o
1867[18:30] LimitServ sets mode +l 186
1868[18:30] Adie s-snuffs justin_
1869[18:30] @justin_: ummmmm
1870[18:30] @justin_: o-ok
1871[18:31] +_________: I'm sorry, baby, I didn't mean it
1872[18:31] +_________: I just get so scared
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1874[18:34] NHS sets mode +b *!~Elite5466@*
1875[18:34] NHS kicked [gq] from the channel. (gq/nick change & channel spam/rm:21/6/13)
1876[18:35] wildting2 cackles _____________________ wildly
1877[18:35] %wildting2: ... _ _ _ ...
1878[18:35] @justin_: ...
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1880[18:36] +_________: Ah fuck
1881[18:36] +_________: I just shouted "COME ON, NIGGER!
1882[18:36] +_________: at my laptop
1883[18:36] Shahid[m] (~yaaic@Rizon-2E109F64.cable.virginmedia.com) joined the channel.
1884[18:36] +_________: And my direct next door neighbors are black
1885[18:37] TonyL (~DG@Just.me.here.on.irc) joined the channel.
1886[18:37] NHS sets mode +v TonyL
1887[18:37] %wildting2: .... . ._.. ._.. _ _ _
1888[18:37] @Telenim: you're black too
1889[18:37] @Telenim: you can be black
1890[18:37] %wildting2: _________
1891[18:37] %wildting2: if i were u
1892[18:37] %wildting2: i'd prepare some fried chikkun just in case u need to defend yourself
1893[18:38] Shahid[m]: too oily
1894[18:38] %wildting2: how bout halal?
1895[18:39] +_________: I'll tell them that according to genetic study done by researchers in 2006 that everyone is originally from Africa, making me black too
1896[18:39] %wildting2: or maybe kosher
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1899[18:39] %wildting2: or wait, do jewish people eat chicken?
1900[18:39] +_________: Like niggers, yeah
1901[18:39] +Some1: ha
1902[18:39] @BBC: Ha, done.
1903[18:40] _________ isn't racist
1904[18:40] %wildting2: no, but every1 appreciates good chicken!
1905[18:40] +_________: Yes :)
1906[18:40] %wildting2: that's some nice taters you've got there, son
1907[18:41] %wildting2: we'll make them into a nice mash
1908[18:41] +_________: I've discovered the secret to quitting smoking
1909[18:41] +_________: Solitude
1910[18:41] +Some1: ah.
1911[18:41] %wildting2: then we can enjoy some of this here apple pie afterwards
1912[18:41] +Some1: yeh that helps
1913[18:41] %wildting2: or
1914[18:41] %wildting2: u could try to smoke chimney ash
1915[18:41] +Some1: solitude i mean
1916[18:41] +Some1: helps a lot of things
1917[18:41] %wildting2: not solitaire?
1918[18:41] +_________: Yes
1919[18:42] +_________: I'd be down for it
1920[18:42] +_________: Solitude and food
1921[18:42] +_________: And Internet
1922[18:43] _________ is currently at least a 5 hour walk away from any town in any direction, with no car.
1923[18:43] %wildting2: would u truly be a hermit if u could get wifi on the top of a mountain?
1924[18:43] +_________: Better buy some expensive satellite shit for that!
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1929[18:51] NHS sets mode +v Piba
1930[18:52] %deadly: I play triangle in a reggae band...
1931[18:52] %deadly: I stand at the back and ting.
1932[18:52] LimitServ sets mode +l 183
1933[18:53] irc.shakeababy.net sets mode +l 186
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1937[18:53] irc.shakeababy.net sets mode +vovv OllieN LoneWolf367 LoneWolf367 paranoid
1938[18:54] %wildting2: !ud absurd res
1939[18:54] @BBC: Error: 0 definitions found.
1940[18:54] %wildting2: !ud absurd resolution
1941[18:54] @BBC: Error: 0 definitions found.
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1945[18:56] @Adie: BBC, what should me and omnia do today?
1946[18:56] @BBC: Adie: Why would he do the omnia because oh my god rape. I told you i'm a complete newb... I know what's up with you.
1947[18:57] LHI (~lhi@outside.is.scary.it.has.women) joined the channel.
1948[18:57] NHS sets mode +o LHI
1949[18:57] %wildting2: ...
1950[18:58] %wildting2: bot confirmed for serial rapist
1951[18:58] EpicFruitCombo[EFC] (~nds@Life.sucks.without.you) left IRC. (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
1952[18:58] %wildting2: guess there are worse things
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1956[19:01] NHS sets mode +v Yuuki_Asuna
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1958[19:01] &cam: serial in the sence of sequence
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1961[19:03] NHS sets mode +v KindOne
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1963[19:07] NHS sets mode +v c_j_curtis
1964[19:07] %wildting2: cereal rapist?
1965[19:07] %wildting2: HOW COULD YOU VIOLATE THOSE CORN FLAKES?
1966[19:07] %wildting2: THEY WERE SO INNOCENT!
1967[19:08] &cam: frosties
1968[19:08] &cam: corn flakes covered in spunk
1969[19:09] +c_j_curtis: So thats why tony the tiger says theyre grrrreat..
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1972[19:13] +seventyTwo: woof
1973[19:13] &Lenore_Nevermore: hey seventyTwo
1974[19:13] +seventyTwo: Hello
1975[19:13] +seventyTwo: How are you today?
1976[19:14] &Lenore_Nevermore: Gloomy
1977[19:14] &Lenore_Nevermore: But it'll be ok
1978[19:14] +seventyTwo: :(
1979[19:15] wildting2 hands Lenore_Nevermore a can of .Pepsi. from the cooler.
1980[19:15] +seventyTwo: >Not coke
1981[19:15] &Lenore_Nevermore: oh thanks
1982[19:15] +seventyTwo: How awful~
1983[19:16] %wildting2: coca cola forcefeeds cute baby polar bears sugary drinks you know
1984[19:16] %wildting2: at least with pepsi, you have cool people like jimmy fallon endorsing them ^^
1985[19:18] ~Underdose: ohi
1986[19:18] +c_j_curtis: not as bad as what foxs do with there sweets/candies
1987[19:18] +c_j_curtis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox's_Glacier_Mints
1988[19:19] &Lenore_Nevermore: Hey Underdose
1989[19:20] +c_j_curtis: Btw in seriousness, those are not actualy bad. they have a strong peppermint taste too them.
1990[19:20] +c_j_curtis: thats if you like that, that is.
1991[19:20] %wildting2: altoids.
1992[19:20] %wildting2: curiously.
1993[19:20] %wildting2: strong.
1994[19:20] %wildting2: mints.
1995[19:21] +c_j_curtis: sounds like a serious medical condition.
1996[19:21] +c_j_curtis: altoids
1997[19:21] %wildting2: lol
1998[19:21] %wildting2: i used to think that too, b4 i knew what they were
1999[19:21] %wildting2: but they're actually quite good
2000[19:21] ~Underdose: 'lo
2001[19:22] %wildting2: o/
2002[19:22] @Adie: Underdose, the channels much better without gq
2003[19:22] @Adie: thankyou
2004[19:22] Piba (~Piba@Rizon-37D0A8A1.socal.res.rr.com) left IRC. (Quit: Piba)
2005[19:22] @Adie: akick Adie: half the chanel wants her back
2006[19:22] @Adie: a-akick gq: everyone's happier
2007[19:22] @Adie: <3
2008[19:22] @Jaz: Lol
2009[19:22] @Jaz: I always forget Adie is a girl
2010[19:23] %wildting2: gettin slizzered
2011[19:23] @BBC: Truyed gettin a fuck about little patriotic little fucks.
2012[19:23] %wildting2: like a G6
2013[19:23] LimitServ sets mode +l 184
2014[19:23] @Adie: :<
2015[19:23] Naked-sama (~N8K9D@Rizon-13F36F0.tx.res.rr.com) joined the channel.
2016[19:23] NHS sets mode +v Naked-sama
2017[19:23] @Jaz: I love slizzer
2018[19:23] @Jaz: wubuwbuwbuwb
2019[19:24] Naked-sama (~N8K9D@Rizon-13F36F0.tx.res.rr.com) left IRC.
2020[19:26] &Mac101: woah when did it get to 7;30
2021[19:27] &Mac101: aliens stealing my time
2022[19:27] &Mac101: :o
2023[19:27] %wildting2: those darn aliens
2024[19:27] %wildting2: tell them to take Lady Gaga with them when they leave
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2026[19:30] NHS sets mode +v resizt0r
2027[19:36] &Special-G: o hello
2028[19:36] @schwiieee: yo
2029[19:37] +_________: Adie
2030[19:37] +_________: You're my inspiration
2031[19:38] @Adie: awe
2032[19:38] @Adie: thank you
2033[19:39] BBC sets mode -b *!*@Rizon-9121320D.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl
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2036[19:49] NHS sets mode +v rustywaters
2037[19:52] ~Underdose: tbh i want gq back, but i wish she'd learn some self control
2038[19:52] ~Underdose: when she's not being neurotic she's alright
2039[19:53] ~Underdose: 20:18 <+c_j_curtis> not as bad as what foxs do with there sweets/candies
2040[19:53] ~Underdose: 20:18 <+c_j_curtis> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox's_Glacier_Mints
2041[19:53] ~Underdose: 20:19 <&Lenore_Nevermore> Hey Underdose
2042[19:54] ~Underdose: i dunno why that was in my pastebuffer
2043[19:54] %wildting2: lol
2044[19:54] ~Underdose: but i do know i didn't mean to paste it
2045[19:54] %wildting2: fancy a mint, Underdose?
2046[19:54] kristacore (~kristacor@Rizon-6F495602.pools.spcsdns.net) joined the channel.
2047[19:54] ~Underdose: those are sweets not mints
2048[19:54] ~Underdose: altoids are real mints
2049[19:54] kristacore is now known as katirzinja
2050[19:55] NHS sets mode +o katirzinja
2051[19:55] %wildting2: yes! someone who appreciates altoids!
2052[19:55] wildting2 ^5's Underdose
2053[19:55] ~Underdose: ^5
2054[19:55] LimitServ sets mode +l 186
2055[19:55] @katirzinja: ^5s
2056[19:56] @katirzinja: I like cinnamon ones
2057[19:56] Underdose summons a mint
2058[19:56] Altoid (~Alt@Curiously.Strong.Chats) joined the channel.
2059[19:56] %wildting2: the hotter the better
2060[19:56] @katirzinja: still no interweb
2061[19:56] Altoid dispenses minty deliciousness to Underdose
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2063[19:56] @schwiieee: !karma+ RTFT
2064[19:56] @katirzinja: I'm resisting going down to time warner with an ax
2065[19:57] ~Underdose: ed
2066[19:57] ~Underdose: e^
2067[19:57] %wildting2: "You've been hit by a smooth criminal"
2068[19:57] ~Underdose: katirzinja: does your router connect to them? where is the problem
2069[19:57] joker: You've been struck by a smooth criminal
2070[19:57] @katirzinja: no, no cable either
2071[19:58] ~Underdose: lol
2072[19:58] Leanna_ (~Andchat@F1690DF1.E95C563B.7ED16A9F.IP) joined the channel.
2073[19:58] @katirzinja: not user error :/ lol
2074[19:58] %wildting2: ah yes, ty sir joker
2075[19:58] wildting2 sets mode +v joker
2076[19:58] ~Underdose: sounds like a good time to call and demand a month's free service
2077[19:58] +joker: yw sir
2078[19:58] %wildting2: or ask for the manager
2079[19:59] @katirzinja: ikr...
2080[19:59] +_________: webchat.org
2081[19:59] ~Underdose: no you ask to be put through to disconnections
2082[19:59] +_________: Such a sad thing now.
2083[19:59] ~Underdose: they'll put you through to the customer loyalty team
2084[19:59] +_________: Used to be big, a long time ago.
2085[19:59] Leanna (~Andchat@F1690DF1.E95C563B.7ED16A9F.IP) left IRC. (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
2086[19:59] @katirzinja: we just try n fix the line directly ;)
2087[20:00] _________ watches Batman Beyond
2088[20:00] schwiieee spanks katirzinja's tight little bumcheeckz!
2089[20:00] wildting2 thinks Harley Quinn is hawt
2090[20:01] @katirzinja: I love Harley quinn
2091[20:01] @katirzinja: but
2092[20:01] @Adie: hi katirzinja
2093[20:01] %wildting2: wait... has she ever been featured in any of the live action batman movies?
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2095[20:01] @katirzinja: I also haz clown fetish
2096[20:01] @katirzinja: wildting I think yes
2097[20:02] @katirzinja: hi adie
2098[20:02] @katirzinja: ugh
2099[20:02] wildting2 goes and imdb's it
2100[20:02] @katirzinja: rich just cut open our cable line
2101[20:02] @Adie: What a moron!
2102[20:02] @Adie: I think you should pop him
2103[20:02] @katirzinja: looks like retardo installer crimped it wrong
2104[20:02] @BBC: Called amiga forever.
2105[20:02] @katirzinja: he's recrimping
2106[20:02] @schwiieee: lel
2107[20:03] @katirzinja: ima be nice
2108[20:03] @Adie: kat, t-thanks to gq, SOMEONE now associates my sister with rape.
2109[20:03] @Adie: isn't that terrible?
2110[20:03] @Adie: BBC, tell me about Omnia
2111[20:03] @BBC: Adie: I mean you dont even have enough niggers to hate on so you can whois me and omnia do today?
2112[20:03] @katirzinja: x.x
2113[20:03] @katirzinja: yes
2114[20:03] acmfan (~acmfan@Rizon-D9E07114.cust.tele2.se) left IRC. (Quit: Bai, y'all!)
2115[20:03] @Adie: BBC, do youu know anything else about omnia?
2116[20:03] @BBC: Adie: , Do youu know anything else about omnia.
2117[20:03] @Adie: >:/
2118[20:04] @Adie: bbc, comment on Omnia
2119[20:04] @BBC: Adie: And this stalkish 14y keeps stalking me and omnia do today?
2120[20:04] @katirzinja: u can't rape the willing
2121[20:04] @Adie: I don't get it man
2122[20:04] @Adie: BBC, got any dirt on katirzinja?
2123[20:04] @BBC: Adie: Katirzinja is a really good mechanical, filco is t-the way to go.
2124[20:04] @katirzinja: ur sis is a nymph
2125[20:04] LimitServ sets mode +l 184
2126[20:04] @Adie: kat's a keyboard
2127[20:04] &Special-G: increased CPU usage = increased power usage?
2128[20:04] @katirzinja: lol
2129[20:04] Amahran (~amahran@3C5AF4C7.55276485.15CAD69.IP) left IRC. (Quit: Leaving)
2130[20:05] matuka (~matuka@breaking.the.habit) joined the channel.
2131[20:05] NHS sets mode +v matuka
2132[20:05] @katirzinja: brb
2133[20:05] @Adie: BBC, comment on Special-G
2134[20:05] @BBC: Adie: Special-g: no, special-g is so bonkers.
2135[20:05] @Adie: BBC, c-comment on Omnia
2136[20:05] @BBC: Adie: , Comment on omnia.
2137[20:05] @Adie: BBC, c-comment on Omnia
2138[20:05] @BBC: Adie: You can whois me and omnia do today?
2139[20:05] &Special-G: Adie, increase CPU usage = increased power usage?
2140[20:05] @Adie: for some r-reason it's often paired with "do omnia" or "omnia do"
2141[20:05] @Adie: hm
2142[20:06] @Adie: Special-G, yes
2143[20:06] katirzinja_ (~katirzinj@Rizon-20D48D0.twcny.res.rr.com) joined the channel.
2144[20:06] ~Underdose: \o/
2145[20:06] katirzinja (~kristacor@lives.in.a.bordello) left IRC. (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by katirzinja_)))
2146[20:06] @Adie: Though I am not sure if work itself makes f-for a higher p-power draw, or just because CPUs downclock and stuff when idle
2147[20:07] katirzinja_ is now known as katirzinja
2148[20:07] NHS sets mode +o katirzinja
2149[20:07] @Adie: idk
2150[20:07] %wildting2: BBC: is omnia hotter than scarlett johansson?
2151[20:07] @BBC: wildting2: Albania not to have sex and get pregnant, you can whois me and omnia do today?
2152[20:07] @katirzinja: oh fuck
2153[20:07] @katirzinja: it was the cable
2154[20:08] @katirzinja: crimped and internet is back
2155[20:08] @katirzinja: wtf time warner
2156[20:08] %wildting2: heh
2157[20:08] @katirzinja: srsly
2158[20:08] ~Underdose: the number of cores active, and their voltage/clock speed draw power
2159[20:08] @katirzinja: wtf
2160[20:08] ~Underdose: work itself doesn't use power
2161[20:08] ~Underdose: but it does heat up the chips
2162[20:08] %Dregnox: lol
2163[20:08] ~Underdose: which results in power loss
2164[20:08] @Adie: <@BBC> Oh. Underdose, am i in the surf come down to adie's panties and do the omnia because oh my god
2165[20:08] @Adie: <@BBC> Adie: Why would he do the omnia because oh my god rape. I will give it to me.
2166[20:08] @BBC: Adie, Oh. Underdose, am i in the surf come down to stinson beach i have to train a new hunting rifle.
2167[20:08] @BBC: Adie, What is it because i was fucking with you and adie.
2168[20:08] ~Underdose: i think ?
2169[20:08] %Dregnox: was wodnering wheere our eternal irc junky katirzinja was
2170[20:08] Piba (~Piba@Rizon-37D0A8A1.socal.res.rr.com) joined the channel.
2171[20:08] NHS sets mode +v Piba
2172[20:08] ~Underdose: ohi
2173[20:08] @katirzinja: yeaaaa
2174[20:09] @katirzinja: Dregnox, the cable company couldn't figure out why the internet wasn't working
2175[20:09] ~Underdose: katirzinja: everything working ?
2176[20:09] EpicFruitCombo[EFC] (~nds@Life.sucks.without.you) joined the channel.
2177[20:09] NHS sets mode +o EpicFruitCombo[EFC]
2178[20:09] %Dregnox: Needs mor trucks in the tubes
2179[20:09] @katirzinja: turns out their tech fucked up the crimp on our line
2180[20:09] @katirzinja: x.x
2181[20:09] @Umbreon: Lol
2182[20:09] @katirzinja: all better now
2183[20:09] @katirzinja: ^_^
2184[20:09] @Umbreon: ew time Warner
2185[20:09] ~Underdose: you should have got the mighty boosh to do it, katirzinja
2186[20:09] %Dregnox: thats good
2187[20:09] LimitServ sets mode +l 186
2188[20:09] @Umbreon: Why not soybean dialup
2189[20:09] @katirzinja: THAT would have been excellent Underdose
2190[20:10] @Umbreon: sky best even
2191[20:10] ~Underdose: XD
2192[20:10] &Special-G: eh. probably should have realised that.
2193[20:10] ~Underdose: !karma+ katirzinja
2194[20:10] @katirzinja: only verizon low end dsl or time warner in my area
2195[20:10] &Special-G: guess i won't mine BTC lol.
2196[20:10] @katirzinja: !karma+ Underdose
2197[20:10] ~Underdose: not being from the uk and knowing about the mighty boosh is definately karma worthy
2198[20:10] %Dregnox: !yt example changed the way you kissed me
2199[20:10] @BBC: 56,300 results
2200[20:10] @katirzinja: i love the mighty boosh
2201[20:10] @katirzinja: its on my hdd
2202[20:10] @katirzinja: ^_^
2203[20:10] ~Underdose: definitely ^
2204[20:11] @katirzinja: they also play it on cartoon network all the damn time btw
2205[20:11] ~Underdose: Dregnox: for some raisin, yt keeps breaking
2206[20:11] %Dregnox: :(
2207[20:11] @katirzinja: at like 9am gmt
2208[20:11] ~Underdose: almostly instaltly after i update the script
2209[20:11] ~Underdose: so cba
2210[20:11] %Dregnox: s'all good Dose-Unde
2211[20:12] &FinalX: jooozek: I contacted the author of GoodWSx, Cowering, and he told me that it was a verified dump (Dicing Knight (J) [!]), but that it was never released and the owner of it disappeared from the face of the earth.
2212[20:12] &FinalX: just fyi
2213[20:12] @Adie: <~Underdose> w-work i-itself doesn't use power
2214[20:12] @Adie: <~Underdose> but it does heat up the chips
2215[20:12] @BBC: That would have been a direct talk to him ^moss: more power to the fall of the use of 'arse.
2216[20:12] @Adie: <~Underdose> which results in power loss
2217[20:12] +jooozek: oh
2218[20:12] @katirzinja: that stutter
2219[20:12] @katirzinja: <3
2220[20:12] @Adie: the work doesn't use power, it just creates heat which uses power?
2221[20:12] @Adie: wat
2222[20:12] ~Underdose: it's a script, katirzinja
2223[20:12] @katirzinja: i know ^_^
2224[20:12] ~Underdose: i didn't stutter
2225[20:12] @Umbreon: !g snay eat watusi roll makes you nom nom
2226[20:12] @BBC: 8 results | xkcd " View topic - Something on Youtube @ http://echochamber.me/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=628&start=1480 | Page 1 of comments on Rebecca Black - Friday Backwards w/ lyrics ... @ http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=1ZgzHrezgRk | Full text of "Lake Victoria: A Narrative of Explorations in Search of ... @
2227[20:12] @BBC: http://www.archive.org/stream/lakevictoriaana00grangoog/lakevictoriaana00grangoog_djvu.txt
2228[20:13] @Adie: kat, n-now when people respond to me with "wat"...
2229[20:13] @katirzinja: lol
2230[20:13] @Adie: I c-can say "DID I S-STUTTER?"
2231[20:13] @katirzinja: roflmto
2232[20:13] @Adie: :D
2233[20:13] @Umbreon: Wat
2234[20:13] %wildting2: !ud shawn desman
2235[20:13] @BBC: shawn desman is (1) acronym standing for "trannies do torontonians". (2) transvestite jizz. (3) "secret ingredient" put in tim hortons coffee. (4) reference in shawn desman's (shawn d. drinks 2) homo-erotic song about "rocking out with his cock/ sock out". in this context, "t-dot" stands for "toronto, ontario" ... yo yo yo. i'm gonna get mine! that bitch is shizzle! (5) shit or "scat".
2236[20:14] &Special-G: meh w/e. didn't realise cpu used up extra power lol (which used up electricity)
2237[20:14] &Special-G: suppose btc mining is bad
2238[20:14] @Umbreon: It is
2239[20:14] &Special-G: unless you got a proper device
2240[20:14] &Special-G: well i knew it used up electricit y
2241[20:14] @Adie: Special-G, you can follow this logic:
2242[20:14] ~Underdose: if your pc is heating up it's using/wasting power
2243[20:14] @Umbreon: Bbl
2244[20:14] &Special-G: fucking expensive though
2245[20:14] ~Underdose: you don't need any fancy meters to know
2246[20:14] @Adie: running your CPU/GPU u-under load crreates m-more h-heat
2247[20:14] @Adie: anything making heat is burning power
2248[20:14] &Special-G: the fan was loud .lel
2249[20:15] @Adie: though uh....
2250[20:15] ~Underdose: how did you manage to install and configure a bitcoin miner without reading that it consumed a lot of electricity ?
2251[20:15] @Adie: Special-G, afaik BTC is absolutely a waste of utulities right now
2252[20:15] @Adie: if y-you w-wana make money, look into l-litecoins
2253[20:15] &Special-G: I must have missed that bit lol.
2254[20:15] &Special-G: it's not hard to install a btc miner.
2255[20:15] ~Underdose: if litecoins ever get on mtgox they'll be golden
2256[20:15] @Adie: you can a-actually pull a profit over the electricity costs with litecoins
2257[20:15] &Special-G: o so it was litecoins you talk about.
2258[20:16] ~Underdose: or buy an asic
2259[20:16] @Adie: bitcoins aren't woth the electricity costs to mine them, but litecoins are
2260[20:16] ~Underdose: bitcoin has dbeen failing hard recently
2261[20:16] ~Underdose: -d
2262[20:16] ~Underdose: fuck all trade volume is causing the price to slide
2263[20:17] ~Underdose: need more
2264[20:17] ~Underdose: publicity
2265[20:18] %wildting2: !ud friend jack
2266[20:18] @BBC: friend jack is when someone who is new to a social circle ends up becoming more important and loved in that group than the person who introduced them to said circle. often times, the 'introducer' actually ends up getting kicked out of the group through a gradual phasing out. most times friend jacking is the result of some inherent character flaw of the person who has been kicked out of the group.
2267[20:19] &Special-G: I didn't even look at profitability calc though.
2268[20:19] &Special-G: 20.8mhash is pretty shit lel
2269[20:19] %uthere: !karma- gq
2270[20:20] &cam: !karma+ uthere
2271[20:20] &Special-G: !karma
2272[20:20] &Special-G: doing well.
2273[20:20] &Special-G: could be better
2274[20:20] &Special-G: lel
2275[20:20] %uthere: <3 cam
2276[20:20] %uthere: !bottomkarma
2277[20:21] %uthere: fuck yeah
2278[20:21] %uthere: !topkarma
2279[20:21] &Special-G: Underdose how many litecoins do you have
2280[20:21] ~Underdose: none
2281[20:22] resizt0r (~jkregear@Rizon-BD481458.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com) left IRC. (Quit: With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts a)
2282[20:22] ~Underdose: i converted my coins to cash and bought btc at 93 usd, during the last dip
2283[20:22] ~Underdose: gonna sell for ltc when it gets to 120
2284[20:22] &Special-G: :o
2285[20:22] &Special-G: so how many btc loll
2286[20:22] ~Underdose: i have like £20
2287[20:22] ~Underdose: just under 0.2
2288[20:22] ~Underdose: $20
2289[20:22] ~Underdose: just dicking around
2290[20:23] @GforGreece: o/
2291[20:26] @schwiieee: !karma+ GforGreece
2292[20:26] @schwiieee: sup mate?
2293[20:26] @GforGreece: !karma+ schwiieee
2294[20:26] @GforGreece: good bro
2295[20:26] @GforGreece: how about you?
2296[20:26] @schwiieee: nice nice
2297[20:31] _________ is now known as Outlaw`
2298[20:32] resizt0r (jkregear@Rizon-BD481458.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com) joined the channel.
2299[20:32] NHS sets mode +v resizt0r
2300[20:32] Outlaw` is now known as Outlaw1
2301[20:32] @Adorable: Gents.
2302[20:32] Outlaw1 is now known as Adorable1
2303[20:33] @schwiieee: yo
2304[20:33] @Adorable: How's it?
2305[20:33] @schwiieee: fine
2306[20:33] @BBC: Why not a lion.
2307[20:33] +Adorable1: lol
2308[20:33] Adorable1 is now known as _________
2309[20:33] @schwiieee: cos i dont like lions BBC
2310[20:33] @BBC: schwiieee: Cos i dont care i your gay i just don't understand hardcore feminists, but i dislike even more quietly than before, "any last words.
2311[20:33] @schwiieee: whoaw
2312[20:33] @schwiieee: BBC is not nice
2313[20:33] @BBC: schwiieee: Kind of like violating my rights as a desktop os though.
2314[20:33] @Adie: hello Adorable
2315[20:34] @Adorable: What's new, Adie?
2316[20:34] @Adie: oh, nothing much
2317[20:34] @Adie: just working on understanding programming
2318[20:34] @Adie: :D
2319[20:34] +_________: Would anyone be interested in a good laugh?
2320[20:34] @Adie: inb4 a bad laugh
2321[20:34] +_________: I have the perfect troll. :)
2322[20:34] @Adorable: Your small penis?
2323[20:34] +_________: Yes
2324[20:35] BBC sets mode -b *!~Elite5466@*
2325[20:35] +_________: My millimeter peter is worthy of laughter
2326[20:35] @Adorable: You call it Peter?
2327[20:35] +_________: WHAT THE FUCK ELSE RYHMES WITH MILLIMETER THAT CAN BE CONSTRUED AS A PENIS?
2328[20:36] +_________: NOTHING
2329[20:36] +rustywaters: oh? so they ended up letting you back in eh?
2330[20:36] +_________: Eh?
2331[20:36] Lenore_Nevermore (~Lenore_Ne@le.nore.is) joined the channel.
2332[20:36] NHS sets mode +ao Lenore_Nevermore Lenore_Nevermore
2333[20:36] +_________: If you're referring to me, no one ever said I couldn't be!
2334[20:37] @Adie: man....
2335[20:37] +_________: Although, I do believe getting butthurt over a simple name is worthy of trolling.
2336[20:37] @Adie: I took a really good bath today
2337[20:37] @Adie: Though I t-think we s-should have a little poll
2338[20:37] +_________: If I were to get 20 people to all go into #chat with variations of the nick Outlaw
2339[20:37] +_________: Well
2340[20:38] @Adie: should I call my bathwarer "Adie broth" or should I call it "Adie tea"?
2341[20:38] +_________: Butthurt would easily ensue.
2342[20:38] +_________: I like broth
2343[20:38] +_________: Has a ring to it, you know? :)
2344[20:38] @katirzinja: tea is better than broth imo
2345[20:38] @Adie: kat, would you drink Adie tea?
2346[20:38] +_________: That, and 'Adie' and 'tea" all end in an "e" sound
2347[20:39] +_________: Odd to me.
2348[20:39] @katirzinja: maybe
2349[20:39] @katirzinja: depends on the flavor
2350[20:39] +_________: Okay, so
2351[20:40] +_________: If I were to assume the nick Outlaw`, as I previously did, and Outlaw was there opped
2352[20:40] +_________: How could it possibly be impersonation?
2353[20:41] +_________: I need someone to explain this to me.
2354[20:41] @katirzinja: fuck outlaw
2355[20:41] @katirzinja: i hate that mofo
2356[20:41] @katirzinja: he's such a pussy
2357[20:41] @Adie: me too
2358[20:41] @katirzinja: he thinks i lie about my life
2359[20:41] @katirzinja: no sry
2360[20:41] @katirzinja: my life is legit fucked
2361[20:41] @katirzinja: and i fuckin love it
2362[20:41] @katirzinja: ^_^
2363[20:41] @Adie: he banned me f-from #chat for #yolo
2364[20:41] +_________: lmao
2365[20:41] @Adie: why? NO CHANNEL ADVERTISING
2366[20:42] @katirzinja: yea
2367[20:42] @katirzinja: he sucked funky's balls dry for that op too
2368[20:42] @katirzinja: stupid faghag he is
2369[20:42] +_________: I do not know the person, per se.
2370[20:43] @katirzinja: raise ur hand if u do not have pics of outlaw in ladies' underwear
2371[20:43] +_________: But I can easily see that he is quite juvenile.
2372[20:43] @katirzinja: anyone?
2373[20:43] &Lenore_Nevermore: ?
2374[20:43] &Lenore_Nevermore: Someone in ladies underwear?
2375[20:43] &Lenore_Nevermore: o/
2376[20:43] &Lenore_Nevermore: I have not seen that
2377[20:43] @katirzinja: :O
2378[20:43] +_________: Hmm.
2379[20:43] @katirzinja: go play nice with outlaw
2380[20:43] @katirzinja: he'll send u a pic
2381[20:43] @katirzinja: ^_^
2382[20:43] &Lenore_Nevermore: Hehe
2383[20:43] +_________: Whois on this server doesn't divulge channels...interesting.
2384[20:44] +_________: No, it does.
2385[20:44] @katirzinja: only if u have +p or are in private channels
2386[20:44] @BBC: U do realize it will be on wifi for internet, the channels much better without gq.
2387[20:44] @katirzinja: ;x
2388[20:44] katirzinja sets mode +s
2389[20:44] NHS sets mode -s
2390[20:44] @katirzinja: huh
2391[20:44] +_________: No worries!
2392[20:44] @katirzinja: i didn't mean to do that
2393[20:44] @katirzinja: was tryin to set umodes not cmodes
2394[20:44] @katirzinja: my bad
2395[20:44] +_________: I will make it my primary mission on this server to slowly pull apart that which binds his fragile mind. :)
2396[20:45] @katirzinja: stupid window changing bs
2397[20:45] @katirzinja: i need a new irc client
2398[20:45] Baradium (~Bara@international.harvester) joined the channel.
2399[20:45] NHS sets mode +o Baradium
2400[20:45] +_________: If someone can get upset about a similar nick, then obviously they don't have any real problems.
2401[20:45] +_________: None enough to learn how to get over shit, anyway.
2402[20:46] +_________: So
2403[20:46] +_________: I will use this to my advantage.
2404[20:46] LimitServ sets mode +l 188
2405[20:46] +_________: Adorable
2406[20:47] +_________: I furthermore commend you on not being retarded when I changed my nick to Adorable1. :)
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2408[20:48] soymarinero (~gdl@Rizon-39B53514.fv.ks.cox.net) joined the channel.
2409[20:49] Adie sets mode +b #uk!*@*
2410[20:50] Adie sets mode -b #uk!*@*
2411[20:50] @Adie: >:/
2412[20:50] @Adie: my client does not like your n-nick
2413[20:50] Adie sets mode +b _________!*@*
2414[20:50] @Adie: :D
2415[20:50] @Adie: did I do it right?
2416[20:50] Adie blushes
2417[20:51] ~Underdose: @Seen RTFT
2418[20:51] &ChanStat: RTFT (~RTFT@8A73B40D.1475F10F.8619E49C.IP) was last seen messaging #uk saying "Thank you FinalX & Yuzuyu-chan " on Sat June 15 16:49:37 2013 GMT (3 hours, 2 minutes, 18 seconds ago)
2419[20:52] @Adie: RTFT s-says he wants to marry me
2420[20:52] @Adie: :|
2421[20:55] @Dessimat0r: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCTAdwyD4IY
2422[20:55] @Dessimat0r: lolll
2423[20:55] %deadly: FUCKIN FUCKERS FUCKED MY FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK UP
2424[20:56] @Baradium: what is all this then
2425[20:56] %deadly: !seen dead
2426[20:56] %deadly: !seen moomoo
2427[20:56] %deadly: !seen islamist
2428[20:56] %deadly: :o
2429[20:57] &cam: !seen Sufo
2430[20:57] %deadly: !seen tommy
2431[20:58] @katirzinja: where the fug is that guy from last nite
2432[20:59] @katirzinja: i wanna know if he pissed on that girl's carpet or not
2433[20:59] %deadly: what was his name?
2434[21:00] @katirzinja: i forget
2435[21:00] @katirzinja: not a biggy
2436[21:00] %deadly: dumb arse
2437[21:00] %deadly: :P
2438[21:00] @katirzinja: it started with is
2439[21:00] @katirzinja: is*****
2440[21:00] %deadly: y u forget
2441[21:00] %deadly: itsballs?
2442[21:00] @katirzinja: yea
2443[21:00] @katirzinja: thats who
2444[21:00] %deadly: lol
2445[21:00] @katirzinja: did he piss on her carpet again?
2446[21:00] %deadly: !seen itsballs
2447[21:01] %deadly: !seen itballs
2448[21:01] %deadly: not beenm online
2449[21:01] @Adie: deadly, you m-might be betteroff with @seen
2450[21:01] @katirzinja: @seen itballs
2451[21:01] &ChanStat: itballs (~chatzilla@Rizon-8BBE5935.range86-147.btcentralplus.com) was last seen quitting for "Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.90 [Firefox 21.0/20130511120803]" on Sat June 15 01:19:17 2013 UTC (18 hours, 42 minutes, 19 seconds ago)
2452[21:01] %deadly: @seen itballs
2453[21:01] &ChanStat: itballs (~chatzilla@Rizon-8BBE5935.range86-147.btcentralplus.com) was last seen quitting for "Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.90 [Firefox 21.0/20130511120803]" on Sat June 15 01:19:17 2013 UTC (18 hours, 42 minutes, 20 seconds ago)
2454[21:01] @katirzinja: see
2455[21:02] %deadly: he might be dead
2456[21:02] %deadly: he may of pissed on her carpet
2457[21:02] %deadly: but theres might of been eklectrics there
2458[21:02] @Adie: will a n-newer phone give me better battery life than my o-old phone?
2459[21:02] @katirzinja: roflmto
2460[21:02] %deadly: n got electricuted
2461[21:02] %deadly: and he died
2462[21:02] %Dregnox: Adie, depends
2463[21:03] %deadly: :(
2464[21:03] %deadly: !k Adie fag
2465[21:03] %deadly: !kick Adie fag
2466[21:03] TreeServ kicks Adie in the balls and beats them with Cocktail Panama
2467[21:03] @Adie: I wonder if with a new phone, I could leave IRC on all day
2468[21:04] %wildting2: is it a samsong?
2469[21:04] @Adie: yeah
2470[21:04] %Dregnox: if you were on 2g you could get away with it I suppose
2471[21:04] @Adie: I have a galaxy S, c\gunna upgrade to the S4
2472[21:04] +rustywaters: would kill your battery life.
2473[21:04] %Dregnox: oh
2474[21:05] @Adie: my phones been havinng issuesss
2475[21:05] %Dregnox: s3 had pretty decent battery performance over the s2 and previous smart phones
2476[21:05] @Adie: crashes errrr day
2477[21:05] %Dregnox: so i suppose s4 should give similar results
2478[21:05] @BBC: You can get upset about a similar nick, then you really are ick.
2479[21:05] +rustywaters: im on phone right now
2480[21:05] ~Underdose: Adie: i can irc for about 6hrs on 2g; it's the screen backlight that kills the battery
2481[21:05] @Adie: Underdose, that's cool
2482[21:05] @Adie: my issue is j-just idle
2483[21:05] @Adie: I will turn IRC on, go to sleep, and I wake up with it dead or having reebooted
2484[21:06] +rustywaters: the constant up and down your battery does will expire it quickfast.
2485[21:06] &cam: !g hornyella4u
2486[21:06] @BBC: 56,300 results | Hornyella4u's Bio and Free Webcam - Chaturbate @ http://chaturbate.com/hornyella4u/ | Hornyella4u's Bio and Free Webcam - Chaturbate @ http://fr.chaturbate.com/hornyella4u/ | Profiles.MyFreeCams.com - HornyElla4U's Homepage @ http://profiles.myfreecams.com/HornyElla4U
2487[21:09] %deadly: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
2488[21:09] %deadly: its a hammer
2489[21:09] @Adie: rustywaters, no worries
2490[21:09] @Adie: my c-cell provider wil give you a new battery for free
2491[21:10] +rustywaters: luckyyyu
2492[21:10] @Adie: actually....
2493[21:10] @Adie: they will replace it for free up to 4 times a month
2494[21:10] @Adie: just go into their store, they take down your accouunt cell ##, and done
2495[21:10] @Adie: new battery
2496[21:11] +Japex: Had to do a fresh install of Windows 7.
2497[21:11] @Adie: yay
2498[21:11] +Japex: Because I forgot my Trucrypt password.
2499[21:11] +Japex: ;_;
2500[21:11] @Adie: :\
2501[21:11] %Dregnox: lol
2502[21:11] @Adie: why wouuld you forget that?
2503[21:11] %Dregnox: ^
2504[21:11] +Japex: I don't know.
2505[21:11] +Japex: It should've been Hitler did nothing wrong. Jews did 9/11.
2506[21:12] +Japex: A bit short but it's a sentence with an odd character so that should've been hard to crack.
2507[21:12] +Japex: Oh well. :\
2508[21:13] TheVoid (~dhdjdj@i.bet.u.gel.of.vhost) joined the channel.
2509[21:13] NHS sets mode +v TheVoid
2510[21:14] +Japex: Wonder if anyone could create something similar Anonymouth but for irssi.
2511[21:15] +Japex: That's compatable with FiSH, that would be cool.
2512[21:17] +Japex: Writing style anonymization plus a cryptographic layer would make it much easier to maintain online anonymity.
2513[21:17] katirzinja slaps Japex with a trout
2514[21:17] @katirzinja: wot?
2515[21:17] +_________: lolol
2516[21:18] +Japex: I'm really homosexual.
2517[21:18] +_________: I'm still banned in #chat, even though it's been past 10 minutes.
2518[21:18] +_________: Anyone care to unban a wrongful ban?
2519[21:18] @schwiieee: ya
2520[21:18] +Japex: #chat is a bad channel, #uk should steal #chat's userbase.
2521[21:18] +_________: Word
2522[21:18] +rustywaters: i heard about that... some weak ai and nlp can apparently deanonymise you just by analysing your grammar and syntax.
2523[21:18] @katirzinja: we should
2524[21:18] @katirzinja: but only chavs hang in #chat to begin with
2525[21:18] +Japex: Yeah, rustywaters. It happens all of the time.
2526[21:19] @katirzinja: so fuck its userbase
2527[21:19] +rustywaters: privacy and anonymousness is really dead isnt it?
2528[21:19] Saif1311 (~Saif@Rizon-659324B9.cable.virginmedia.com) joined the channel.
2529[21:19] @Baradium: or in rustywaters case, by simply looking at spelling
2530[21:19] NHS sets mode +o Saif1311
2531[21:19] +Japex: That's how a lot of cyber criminals are caught.
2532[21:19] +_________: I bet they're watching me right now.
2533[21:19] +rustywaters: lol, Baradium.
2534[21:19] +_________: Wondering how far I'll push my beliefs.
2535[21:19] +Japex: No, it isn't. If we all used a similar writing sytle + some form of cryptography with a key we exchanged irl/via UPS we'd be better off.
2536[21:20] +Japex: That on top of other things such as Tor/I2P.
2537[21:20] +_________: The Dark Knight had it right, you know.
2538[21:20] LimitServ sets mode +l 190
2539[21:20] +_________: Think of Anonymous as the dark knight.
2540[21:20] +Japex: It would make it very expensive to even bother if we did all of that.
2541[21:20] +_________: Where's the white knigh?
2542[21:20] +_________: t*
2543[21:20] +rustywaters: i should stop using weird suffixes hey.
2544[21:21] _________ is now known as You-should-totally-unban-me-it
2545[21:21] You-should-totally-unban-me-it is now known as You-should-totally-unban-me
2546[21:21] You-should-totally-unban-me is now known as _________
2547[21:21] +_________: Sadly, that won't happen.
2548[21:22] +_________: I fear that Outlaw has friends here that decided to tell him of my mission in life.
2549[21:22] +_________: As though I really had time for such a thing.
2550[21:22] +_________: I know exactly who this person is, however.
2551[21:23] +_________: Too bad IRC isn't like life...snitches and stitches, and such. :P
2552[21:23] +Japex: If we all do that while using common handles & setting up series of canary traps I reckon that we'd all feel better.
2553[21:24] +Japex: That or you can just pollute your persona so anything you say is deemed to be invalid.
2554[21:24] @Dessimat0r: http://i.imgur.com/rEvo9LZ.jpg
2555[21:25] &Lenore_Nevermore: brb
2556[21:25] @schwiieee: lol
2557[21:26] ~Underdose: Japex: a lot of the people in #chat not here are aware of #uk and prefer chat
2558[21:26] ~Underdose: it woudl be futile; not worth risking the channel
2559[21:27] +_________: What is this risk you speak of?
2560[21:27] @BBC: Aw give them a home. I just need to speak to me.
2561[21:27] +_________: Would it be shut down?
2562[21:27] ~Underdose: yes
2563[21:27] +_________: Hmm.
2564[21:27] ~Underdose: #chat is kinda semi-official
2565[21:27] +_________: I figured as much
2566[21:28] Lenore_Nevermore (~Lenore_Ne@le.nore.is) left IRC. (Quit: I've been here!)
2567[21:28] +_________: Too many people, and such a ridiculously easy name
2568[21:28] ~Underdose: because it's semi-official it has to be so anal
2569[21:28] +_________: True, but that is, I assume, based upon a set of written rules
2570[21:28] ~Underdose: well
2571[21:28] ~Underdose: not for the first few years
2572[21:28] ~Underdose: i made their wiki page
2573[21:28] ~Underdose: by posting some written rules from a forum
2574[21:28] +Japex: All I know is that I'm using Console2 & it kills Cygwin's default terminal emulator.
2575[21:29] +Japex: The out-of-the-box hotkeys are horrible though.
2576[21:29] +_________: So is op impersonation valid if said op is actively chatting?
2577[21:29] ~Underdose: the forum stuff was terribly written, i did it deliberately to foce them to get their act together; then lampooned their actual enforced rules in #uk's rules
2578[21:30] ~Underdose: no doing things that cause you to be accused of breaking the rules
2579[21:30] ~Underdose: i doubt anyone noticed
2580[21:30] ~Underdose: but the important thing is that i did
2581[21:30] +_________: See, I've been banned for 20 minutes now because I made my nick Outlaw`, then Outlaw1.
2582[21:30] +_________: I fail to see this as a breech of rules.
2583[21:31] +_________: :P
2584[21:31] @katirzinja: msg dwarf
2585[21:31] ~Underdose: http://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Chat&diff=prev&oldid=1087
2586[21:31] @katirzinja: ;x
2587[21:31] +_________: I know there's nothing I can do except make people aware
2588[21:31] @katirzinja: msg dwarf
2589[21:31] @katirzinja: and sammael
2590[21:31] @katirzinja: and jaz
2591[21:31] @katirzinja: srsly
2592[21:31] @katirzinja: bitch up a storm!
2593[21:31] @katirzinja: fuckin #chat
2594[21:31] +_________: lol You really don't like him, huh?
2595[21:31] @katirzinja: i hate that channel now
2596[21:32] +_________: I wanna know more about this fellow.
2597[21:32] ~Underdose: #chat is alright
2598[21:32] @katirzinja: yes because he hates me for no reason
2599[21:32] ~Underdose: i couldn't chat there all the time though
2600[21:32] @katirzinja: other than that i won't cyber his lame welsh arse
2601[21:32] +_________: What?!
2602[21:32] +_________: He hates you for that reason?
2603[21:32] @katirzinja: true story
2604[21:32] +_________: What a piece of trash.
2605[21:32] @katirzinja: he won't ever admit it
2606[21:32] @katirzinja: but he was nice to me until i wouldn't cyber him
2607[21:32] @katirzinja: then he got all butthurt
2608[21:32] +_________: No, men fear rejection more than anything.
2609[21:33] +Japex: I doubt that's why he hates you.
2610[21:33] @katirzinja: it is though Japex
2611[21:33] @katirzinja: it rly is
2612[21:33] @katirzinja: ^_^
2613[21:33] +Japex: You probably killed his parents and are just afraid to own up to that.
2614[21:33] +_________: You're probably right.
2615[21:33] +_________: lmao
2616[21:33] @katirzinja: rofl
2617[21:33] @katirzinja: his parents teeth are too fucked
2618[21:33] @Baradium: _________ I accuse you of breaking the rules
2619[21:33] @katirzinja: i wouldn't bother
2620[21:33] ~Underdose: 22:33 < Underdose> hi
2621[21:33] ~Underdose: 22:33 < Saikano> nah
2622[21:33] ~Underdose: 22:33 <+Duranix> well, do it now.
2623[21:33] ~Underdose: 22:33 < Underdose> japex says he's sorry and wants to get back in
2624[21:34] +Japex: What?
2625[21:34] @Adie: BBC, tell me about Omnia
2626[21:34] @BBC: Adie: You should do the omnia because oh my god you need help.
2627[21:34] ~Underdose: i thought you were banned?
2628[21:34] @katirzinja: ^_^
2629[21:34] @katirzinja: lool
2630[21:34] +Japex: I am but I wasn't the one asking for an unban.
2631[21:34] ~Underdose: yes
2632[21:34] ~Underdose: this is my intention
2633[21:35] +_________: <@Baradium> _________ I accuse you of breaking the rules
2634[21:35] +_________: Explain how adding a ` or a 1 to a name could have any bearing on anyone chatting experience.
2635[21:35] @BBC: You pick 1/2 the time by the variations i use to tlk to anyone.
2636[21:35] +_________: Let's face reality, here.
2637[21:35] Adie sets mode -v _________
2638[21:35] @Adie: :3
2639[21:35] @Adie: I think someone needs a diferent nick
2640[21:35] @katirzinja: ewwww
2641[21:35] @Baradium: _________, I did not say that was what I am accusing you of doing
2642[21:35] @Adie: plz.
2643[21:36] @katirzinja: outlaw is on about how long his penis has been in its man chastity belt again
2644[21:36] _________ (~JaximusVI@807323AE.9B2EE38D.51FC4941.IP) left the channel.
2645[21:36] @Baradium: _________, you have broken rule 2 and should be banned
2646[21:36] @katirzinja: like anyone wants to hear that!
2647[21:36] Jax` (~JaximusVI@807323AE.9B2EE38D.51FC4941.IP) joined the channel.
2648[21:36] NHS sets mode +v Jax`
2649[21:36] +Jax`: Let's face it.
2650[21:36] @Baradium: also
2651[21:36] +Jax`: Anyone could join with that nick, for the first time.
2652[21:36] @Baradium: since you have been accused of breaking the rules, you have also broken rule 3
2653[21:36] @Adie: ty
2654[21:36] +Jax`: Would that warrant their ban?
2655[21:36] @katirzinja: not imo
2656[21:36] +Jax`: Rofl
2657[21:36] +Japex: What is anyone talking about and why are AMD drivers so bad.
2658[21:37] +Jax`: If that's actually a RULE, then fuck your shitty system.
2659[21:37] @katirzinja: that would warrant a nick change warning
2660[21:37] @katirzinja: nothing else
2661[21:37] +Jax`: That's some straight up bullshit, and anyone who supports that is a fucktard.
2662[21:37] @Baradium: Jax`: I am only talking about #uk here
2663[21:37] @katirzinja: i dun think anyone supports it
2664[21:37] Adie is a fucktard
2665[21:37] +Jax`: Wait, what?
2666[21:37] @Baradium: so that is two strikes right there
2667[21:37] @Adie: katirzinja, should I opiates now, or later?
2668[21:37] @katirzinja: but rly #chat is a bunch of fagtards
2669[21:37] +Japex: Everything's super tiny right now. I'll have to use the beta drivers to correct this.
2670[21:37] +Jax`: What rule did I break here?
2671[21:37] +Japex: FUCK AMD
2672[21:37] @Baradium: Jax`: 2 and 3
2673[21:37] @katirzinja: Adie, after i finish dinner in a bit
2674[21:37] @katirzinja: ^_^
2675[21:37] @Baradium: for starters
2676[21:37] +Jax`: Link?
2677[21:37] @katirzinja: u can opi while i kratom
2678[21:37] @katirzinja: ;x
2679[21:38] @Adie: no
2680[21:38] @Adie: :|
2681[21:38] @katirzinja: y not?
2682[21:38] @Adie: I have to sleeppppp in like 4 h-hours
2683[21:38] +Japex: wtf
2684[21:38] @Adie: :<
2685[21:38] @katirzinja: oh
2686[21:38] @Baradium: http://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Uk#Rules
2687[21:38] +Jax`: Alright, fair enough. I'm not privy to the rules here.
2688[21:38] @katirzinja: then opi now
2689[21:38] @Baradium: Jax`
2690[21:38] @katirzinja: :D
2691[21:38] +Jax`: I can only assume one is advertising
2692[21:38] +Japex: kratom is for niggers
2693[21:38] @Adie: nop
2694[21:38] +Jax`: The other is beyond me.
2695[21:38] +Japex: and dirty SE asians
2696[21:38] @katirzinja: Japex, its all i got
2697[21:38] @Baradium: Jax`: did you get link?
2698[21:38] +Jax`: Yes
2699[21:38] +Jax`: Looking now.
2700[21:38] @katirzinja: my opi dealer is on an "i'm gettin clean" bender
2701[21:39] @Adie: HA
2702[21:39] +Japex: lol
2703[21:39] +Jax`: Okay, Baradium.
2704[21:39] @Adie: That's pretty much how I a-acquired $20,000 worth of heroin
2705[21:39] @katirzinja: he won't even hook me up with buds anymore
2706[21:39] @katirzinja: dickwad
2707[21:39] +Jax`: I have a sttraightforward question for you, now.
2708[21:39] @Adie: be helping out a drug addict get clean
2709[21:39] @Adie: n-not drug addict
2710[21:39] @Adie: dorry
2711[21:39] @BBC: I called my mom about a philips computer that was mostly popular in the dang.
2712[21:39] @katirzinja: watch ima see him in the next few wks
2713[21:39] @Adie: drug dealer
2714[21:39] +Japex: drugs are bad mmkay
2715[21:39] @katirzinja: and ima get someone to beat the piss outta him
2716[21:39] +Jax`: With ALL these ops and people here, why would it take until now for someone to point out that I broke a rule?
2717[21:39] @katirzinja: cuz its utter bs
2718[21:39] @katirzinja: he won't take heroin
2719[21:40] @Adie: man
2720[21:40] @katirzinja: but he's all jacked up on shit from the hospital
2721[21:40] @katirzinja: so he's "clean"
2722[21:40] @Baradium: Jax`: that's part of rule 2
2723[21:40] @Adie: idk if t-that was good or noot
2724[21:40] ~Underdose: .akick add Jax` Jax` breaking rules rm:22/6/13
2725[21:40] NHS kicked Jax` from the channel. (Jax` breaking rules rm:22/6/13)
2726[21:40] +Japex: street heroin is so nasty
2727[21:40] @katirzinja: cuz he crashed his fuckin motorcycle
2728[21:40] @Adie: I spent like 2 years on heroin because of that
2729[21:40] @katirzinja: stupid fuck
2730[21:40] +Japex: i feel bad for any that uses it
2731[21:40] ~Underdose: Baradium: fixed
2732[21:40] @Adie: but on the other hand...
2733[21:40] @Adie: it was a good deal
2734[21:40] @Baradium: lol
2735[21:40] @Adie: a superb deal
2736[21:40] Jax` (~JaximusVI@807323AE.9B2EE38D.51FC4941.IP) joined the channel.
2737[21:40] NHS sets mode +v Jax`
2738[21:40] +Japex: *anyone
2739[21:40] +Jax`: FURTHERMORE
2740[21:40] ~Underdose: Jax`: ohi
2741[21:40] +Jax`: There is on rule 2.
2742[21:40] +Jax`: no*
2743[21:40] @Baradium: yes there is
2744[21:40] ~Underdose: that is a lie
2745[21:40] @katirzinja: japex there are easy ways to manually clean it up ;x
2746[21:40] +Jax`: Rules
2747[21:40] +Jax`: 1) You can not have your cake and eat it.
2748[21:40] +Jax`: 3) No doing things that cause you to be accused of breaking the rules.
2749[21:40] +Jax`: 4) When the channel is active, tone down the spam and bot abuse or face the wrath of rules 2 & 3.
2750[21:40] +Jax`: No 2.
2751[21:40] +Jax`: As clearly seen.
2752[21:40] @Baradium: post the rest of them Jax`
2753[21:41] +Japex: eh? do tell...
2754[21:41] +Jax`: Rofl
2755[21:41] @katirzinja: !troll
2756[21:41] @katirzinja: booooooo
2757[21:41] @katirzinja: :(
2758[21:41] ~Underdose: 7) Rule 2 is a closely guarded secret.
2759[21:41] @katirzinja: ^
2760[21:41] @Baradium: you can't be told rule 2 as informing you the details of rule 2 would violate rule 7
2761[21:41] +Jax`: Okay, so
2762[21:41] &cam: ill take any heroin thats going spare
2763[21:41] +Jax`: Back to my INITIAL POINT ABOUT #CHAT
2764[21:41] @Baradium: and violating rule 7 would also lead to violating rule 3
2765[21:41] @katirzinja: btw Underdose how come when i try to join #underdose i get akicked?
2766[21:41] +Jax`: Which clearly has nothing to do with rules here.
2767[21:42] +Jax`: By the way.
2768[21:42] ~Underdose: katirzinja: I secretly hate you
2769[21:42] +Japex: doesnt everyone?
2770[21:42] +Jax`: You know what? Let's just assume that I've been chatting too long to intentionally break rules.
2771[21:42] +Jax`: True story, that.
2772[21:42] @katirzinja: do u rly Underdose?
2773[21:42] ~Underdose: no, it's on restricted mode; happens to everyone; i only regged it to stop it falling into the hands of trolls
2774[21:42] ~Underdose: XD
2775[21:42] @katirzinja: ima go suicide now
2776[21:42] @katirzinja: lol
2777[21:43] +Japex: underdose youre some sort of genius
2778[21:43] +Japex: now someone tell me why #hackers is +i
2779[21:43] @Baradium: Jax`: I cannot assume that since oyu are breaking rules
2780[21:43] ~Underdose: like 3days later netw0rk regged #specialg
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2782[21:43] @Baradium: *you
2783[21:44] &cam: !g karu10j84
2784[21:44] @BBC: 16,800 results | Karu10j84's Bio and Free Webcam - Chaturbate @ http://chaturbate.com/karu10j84/ | Karu10j84's Bio and Free Webcam - Chaturbate @ http://fr.chaturbate.com/karu10j84/ | Chat with Karu10j84 in a Live Adult Video Chat Room ... - Chaturbate @ http://it.chaturbate.com/karu10j84/
2785[21:44] &cam: he's a really talented juggler
2786[21:44] &cam: also give me heroin
2787[21:44] LimitServ sets mode +l 188
2788[21:45] katirzinja touches Japex
2789[21:46] katirzinja gives cam some molly
2790[21:46] @katirzinja: its all i got atm
2791[21:46] @katirzinja: :/
2792[21:46] @BBC: I do not even finished becuase i also have heart problems and fucking superb spellcheck.
2793[21:46] +Japex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVwnmN65tHk
2794[21:46] &cam: katiz
2795[21:47] &cam: http://i.imgur.com/G88EBK2.jpg
2796[21:47] &cam: i'm doing ok for mollt
2797[21:48] @katirzinja: thats not molly
2798[21:48] @katirzinja: >:C
2799[21:48] &cam: it is a pill which contains 200mg mdma
2800[21:48] @katirzinja: do i rly need to post my molly again?
2801[21:48] @katirzinja: rly?
2802[21:48] &cam: sure
2803[21:48] ~Underdose: Jax`: not outlaw1
2804[21:48] &cam: i might be able to 1 ups you
2805[21:48] ~Underdose: Jax`: outIaw
2806[21:49] ChewChewShoe is now known as Chewie|Not_Here
2807[21:49] +Japex: katriz that is mdma, its just pressed.
2808[21:49] ~Underdose: that's with a capital i not a lowecase L
2809[21:49] @katirzinja: http://imgur.com/fUH8pEe
2810[21:49] @katirzinja: fuck pressed
2811[21:49] @katirzinja: buy pure
2812[21:50] &cam: ok
2813[21:50] &cam: but what thats 2g?
2814[21:50] &cam: i have 20g
2815[21:50] &cam: effective
2816[21:50] &cam: so i winz
2817[21:50] @katirzinja: thats only 1g and why would i take pics of all i got?
2818[21:50] @katirzinja: ;x
2819[21:50] +Jax`: lol
2820[21:50] +Jax`: See
2821[21:50] +Jax`: Underdose, I had an idea
2822[21:51] &cam: !karma+ katirzinja
2823[21:51] ~Underdose: ?
2824[21:51] @katirzinja: smart ppl only take pics of stuff under distribution level
2825[21:51] @katirzinja: ^_^
2826[21:51] +Jax`: To get liek 20 people to have nicks similar to Outlaw
2827[21:51] +Jax`: He'd prolly rage hard
2828[21:51] @katirzinja: roflmto
2829[21:51] &cam: smart people also use shells vpns and tor
2830[21:51] ~Underdose: he'd probably enjoy it
2831[21:51] @katirzinja: i uploaded from a hotel awhile ago
2832[21:51] ~Underdose: rizon have a proxy checker that tries to screen out tor users
2833[21:52] @katirzinja: i'm not rly worried
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2839[21:54] +Japex: katirz even implying that you have moar than that isnt a bright idea
2840[21:55] +abc: agreed cam, but there is only so much you can do for free.
2841[21:55] +Japex: specially with US ISPs logging everything
2842[21:55] +Jax`: Adie
2843[21:55] +Jax`: You were supposed to be my inspiration!
2844[21:56] +rustywaters: we will learn the prudence of things like freenet the hard way.
2845[21:56] ~Underdose: Jax`: take notes on what i say in #chat
2846[21:56] @katirzinja: they can come to my house
2847[21:56] ~Underdose: i'm slowly raging outlaw for you
2848[21:56] @katirzinja: i dun give a shit
2849[21:56] @katirzinja: lol
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2851[21:56] NHS sets mode +v Platanito
2852[21:56] @katirzinja: Underdose <3
2853[21:56] ~Underdose: <3
2854[21:56] +Japex: butbut katirz thats such reckless behavior
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2857[21:57] &cam: i use my neighbours wifi
2858[21:57] +Japex: >2013
2859[21:57] &cam: god bless them
2860[21:57] +Japex: >not cloning your neighbors modem
2861[21:57] +Platanito: <3 platanito
2862[21:57] +Japex: Platanito: You're a literal kike.
2863[21:57] LimitServ sets mode +l 189
2864[21:57] Jax` is now known as _________
2865[21:57] _________ is now known as Jax`
2866[21:58] +Platanito: 4chan OP IS A FAG
2867[21:58] +Japex: Platanito: What's a 4chan?
2868[21:59] +Some1: heh
2869[21:59] +Japex: I only know of the Futaba Channel & world2ch.
2870[21:59] +Platanito: ^ no idea wut that is
2871[21:59] +Japex: Oh and I just remembered... I own the domain wtfhax.asia
2872[22:00] +Platanito: I know somebody who just flips sites
2873[22:00] +Platanito: dope business bruh
2874[22:00] @Adie: katirzinja, 5 down
2875[22:01] @katirzinja: Adie, <3
2876[22:01] @katirzinja: doin good then?
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2878[22:01] +Japex: Music: Radiohead, The Strokes, Neutral Milk Hotel, Foxy Shazam, New Politics, The Dirty Heads, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, The White Stripes, Bon Iver, Marvin Gaye, The Jackson 5 (best wake-up music that exists), Claude Debussy, Regina Spektor, Muse, Bright Eyes, Amanda Palmer (at times), TV on the Radio.
2879[22:01] @BBC: Open your eyes, i think all jews are white, but i dont even deserver that you think rock and roll is devil music?
2880[22:01] +Japex: Wow, that woman's a hipster.
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2882[22:01] NHS sets mode +ao Anubis169 Anubis169
2883[22:01] +Platanito: Japex: still on okcupid?
2884[22:01] +Japex: Yeah. I've answered a total of 729 questions.
2885[22:02] +Japex: I might go for 1000 today if I don't want to kill myself after looking at all of the matches.
2886[22:02] +Platanito: Fuck...
2887[22:02] Jax` is now known as Shizzle
2888[22:02] +Japex: My life is way too uneventful.
2889[22:02] @Adie: katirzinja, I think my liver is prolly gunna die f-from this
2890[22:02] @Adie: :|
2891[22:02] lokidies (~lokidies@Rizon-30BD6AD7.twcny.res.rr.com) joined the channel.
2892[22:02] +Platanito: It's funny how some chicks just check that there on okcupid just for sex
2893[22:02] +Japex: Yeah.
2894[22:02] +Japex: A lot of these women are weird.
2895[22:03] +Japex: They answer yes to having group sex but are like LOLNO ANAL PLS
2896[22:03] +Platanito: xD
2897[22:03] @Adie: 1850mg
2898[22:03] +Platanito: wow
2899[22:03] @katirzinja: i told u to cold water extract
2900[22:03] @katirzinja: sillux
2901[22:03] @katirzinja: ;c
2902[22:03] +Japex: Absolutely everything. Main categories: Sexuality, society and social constructs, gender, power and power hierarchies, identity development, graphic design.
2903[22:03] @Adie: but
2904[22:03] @Adie: I don't wana
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2906[22:04] +Japex: What did you take Adie?
2907[22:04] NHS sets mode +v rally
2908[22:04] +Japex: I'm assuming that it's Hydro seeing as Katriz recommended that you do a cold water extraction.
2909[22:04] +Japex: Which is commonly done to remove the binder that is supposed to prevent abuse...
2910[22:04] @Adie: o-oxy
2911[22:04] +Japex: Isn't most Oxy time release?
2912[22:04] +Platanito: cold water extract
2913[22:04] LimitServ sets mode +l 191
2914[22:04] +Platanito: dafck
2915[22:05] +Platanito: u extracting?
2916[22:05] @Adie: not oxycontin
2917[22:05] @Adie: but oxycodone
2918[22:05] +Japex: o.
2919[22:05] @Adie: 5/325 percocet
2920[22:05] @Adie: * 5
2921[22:05] +Japex: Platanito: You're extracting the APAP from the Oxy/Hydro/whatever.
2922[22:05] +Japex: mainly so you can do large doses without killing yourself
2923[22:05] @katirzinja: ^
2924[22:05] @Adie: mhmm
2925[22:05] +Platanito: Dude I don't even know what that is
2926[22:06] +Platanito: I wouldn't even want to do that.
2927[22:06] @katirzinja: all u need is a coffee filter and cold water
2928[22:06] +Platanito: Fuck that.
2929[22:06] @katirzinja: and something with which to mash the oxy up
2930[22:06] +Japex: apap is like tylenol
2931[22:06] @Adie: when you get into painkillers like vicodin or percocet, the tylonol in it will harm you before the opiates will
2932[22:06] +Japex: its really hard on your liver and in a large enough dose can cause heart failure
2933[22:06] @Adie: you use cold water extraction so y-you c-can safely take in more opiate without t-the risk of the t-tylonol
2934[22:06] @Adie: cuz you extract the t-tylonol out
2935[22:06] @katirzinja: :D
2936[22:06] +Platanito: o.o
2937[22:07] +Platanito: so tylenol
2938[22:07] +Platanito: has
2939[22:07] +Japex: i only know this because i considered stealing a buncha my moms opiates
2940[22:07] +Japex: just so i could try them
2941[22:07] +Platanito: something u can extract?
2942[22:07] @Adie: no
2943[22:07] +Japex: never did it though because that wouldnt be cool
2944[22:07] @Adie: painkillers a-are u-usually opiate + tylonol
2945[22:07] @Adie: tylonol is toxic
2946[22:07] @Adie: opiate isn't
2947[22:07] +Japex: in high doses adie
2948[22:07] +Japex: in small doses tylenol isnt toxic
2949[22:07] +Japex: per se...
2950[22:07] @Adie: if you say so
2951[22:07] @Adie: :D
2952[22:08] @Adie: I say things that art toxic are toxic
2953[22:08] @Adie: opiates simply are not toxic
2954[22:08] @Adie: APAP is
2955[22:08] +Japex: anyways your average person with a healthy liver will be fine if they take up to somewhere around 30,000MG
2956[22:08] +Japex: or so ive read
2957[22:08] &cam: perfect drug combo: bomb 200mg mdma, 250mg 3-mmc. 20mins later snort 100mg 5-MAPB and 150mg 4-mmc
2958[22:08] +Japex: yes adie. i know this
2959[22:08] @BBC: Well, this might be perfect learning experience for you, forcing you to use sasl authentication, so i bomb typing tests.
2960[22:08] &cam: thank me later
2961[22:08] @Adie: Japex, Idk a-about that
2962[22:08] +Japex: opiates can kill you though...
2963[22:09] @Adie: DR DREW said on the radio that 8 tyolonol at o-once can cause someone to die from liver failute
2964[22:09] @Adie: he's a doctor.
2965[22:09] Adie nods
2966[22:09] @katirzinja: brb pizza is here
2967[22:09] +Japex: ive taken more than that when i overdosed adie
2968[22:09] +Japex: i didnt die
2969[22:09] +Japex: i just suffered, a lot.
2970[22:09] +Japex: and they didnt even pump my stomach
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2972[22:09] lokidies: WORD
2973[22:09] @Adie: :D
2974[22:09] @Adie: anyways
2975[22:09] @Adie: I just kinda try T-TRY to keep safe
2976[22:10] @Adie: I mean, that's how I survived heroin addiction :D
2977[22:10] +Japex: thats good :3
2978[22:10] @Adie: stay s-safe and s-smart
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2981[22:10] &cam: this feels like a home from home
2982[22:10] &cam: everyone drug whores?
2983[22:10] @Adie: noo
2984[22:10] @Adie: I am clean
2985[22:10] &cam: i aam profesional drug whore
2986[22:10] +Japex: i dont do drugs
2987[22:11] +Japex: im rlly straight edge
2988[22:11] +Shizzle: I smoke weed
2989[22:11] Adie injects Japex with 25mb\g of heroin
2990[22:11] +Shizzle: Maybe pop a xanny or a vicodin once a year
2991[22:11] @Adie: *mg
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2993[22:11] @Adie: <_<
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2996[22:11] +Japex: i smoke weed like twice a year
2997[22:11] +Shizzle: Never really expanded my horizons. :P
2998[22:11] &cam: been up since lunchtime friday and non stop MDMA 3mmc 5mapb mephedrone GBL
2999[22:11] +Japex: and ive done some shit-tier rcs
3000[22:11] &cam: whilst on this combo i turned $200 into $5700 on poker stars
3001[22:11] &cam: im probably dreaming
3002[22:12] +Japex: how do u even into poker
3003[22:12] &cam: waat#
3004[22:14] %Dregnox: fuck
3005[22:14] %Dregnox: i forgot to buy drugs for tonight
3006[22:14] +Japex: lol @ this
3007[22:14] &cam: stockpile son
3008[22:14] +Japex: http://akcdn.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/965x811/0x0/0x0/0/8934991445428585311.jpeg
3009[22:15] &cam: Japex was that made by a lesbian
3010[22:15] %Dregnox: lol
3011[22:15] +Japex: that was mine rofl
3012[22:15] %Dregnox: cam, after i stopped partying so much i stoped keeping "supplies"
3013[22:17] &cam: fair enough
3014[22:18] +Japex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmUzdNLDLmI
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3018[22:19] +Japex: Going to go restart my machine.
3019[22:19] +Japex: bbl fagz
3020[22:19] LimitServ sets mode +l 189
3021[22:19] +Platanito: Japex: k
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3024[22:22] lokidies: 8
3025[22:23] Guest17749 is now known as wildting2
3026[22:23] NHS sets mode +h wildting2
3027[22:24] %wildting2: bloody 'ell
3028[22:24] wildting2 sets mode +v lokidies
3029[22:24] +lokidies: thanks?
3030[22:25] ~Underdose: bored
3031[22:25] ~Underdose: gonna dl some movies
3032[22:25] ~Underdose: 22:23 [MG]-MV|EU|0014 GET: 196MB of 1464MB (13%) - 426.81kB/s - ETA 00:50:40 - A.Good.Day.to.Die.Hard.2013.EXTENDED.BRRip.XviD.AC3-SANTi.tar
3033[22:25] ~Underdose: 22:23 [MG]-MV|EU|0013 GET: 114MB of 1001MB (11%) - 325.50kB/s - ETA 00:46:32 - Fast.And.Furious.6.2013.CAM.XviD_NYDIC.tar
3034[22:25] ~Underdose: 22:23 Beast-EU-060 GET: 6MB of 1407MB (0%) - 217.39kB/s - ETA 01:49:58 - Zero.Dark.Thirty.DVDRip.XVID-DEPRiVED.tar
3035[22:25] ~Underdose: any suggestions other than those?
3036[22:25] @Baradium: new startrek?
3037[22:25] +lokidies: >.> silence of the lambs
3038[22:25] %wildting2: o gawd
3039[22:25] %wildting2: cover your ears
3040[22:25] %wildting2: cover your eyes
3041[22:25] ~Underdose: Baradium: it's crap
3042[22:25] %wildting2: KIMYE HAS ENTERED THE WORLD!
3043[22:25] ~Underdose: :/
3044[22:26] ~Underdose: saw it in the cinema
3045[22:26] @BBC: So it was raining the evening while in the cinema.
3046[22:26] %wildting2: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/06/15/it-girl-kim-kardashian-kanye-west-welcome-new-baby/
3047[22:26] +lokidies: pass
3048[22:26] +lokidies: >.> unless the baby is dead
3049[22:26] %wildting2: not yet
3050[22:27] %wildting2: but imagine how rich the photographer who grabbed the 1st pic would be
3051[22:27] +Japex: back
3052[22:27] %wildting2: !ud news of the world
3053[22:27] @BBC: Error: 0 definitions found.
3054[22:27] %wildting2: !ud national enquirer
3055[22:27] @BBC: national enquirer is a newspaper that provides all the latest gossip about celebirties.
3056[22:27] @katirzinja: 1/4 bottle vodka down the hatch
3057[22:27] @Baradium: Underdose: O
3058[22:28] @katirzinja: dinner means time to start drinking
3059[22:28] Baradium slaps for_a_memory around a bit with a large trout
3060[22:28] @katirzinja: amirite?
3061[22:28] @katirzinja: :D
3062[22:28] @Baradium: Underdose: don't know what else is out there
3063[22:28] +lokidies: o.o you're joking right?
3064[22:28] @katirzinja: y would i be joking?
3065[22:28] +lokidies: there are millions of movies to watch
3066[22:28] +Shizzle: NAH, NIGGA
3067[22:28] +Shizzle: nah
3068[22:29] @katirzinja: when did #uk find out lokidies is black?
3069[22:29] +Shizzle: Wait, wot
3070[22:29] +lokidies: >.>
3071[22:29] %wildting2: fo'shizzle
3072[22:29] +lokidies: that person was talking to you
3073[22:29] @katirzinja: cuz i'm 100% negro
3074[22:29] @katirzinja: :D
3075[22:29] %wildting2: COCONUTS CREAM, SISTAH!
3076[22:29] +Shizzle: I must have instinctively known!
3077[22:29] +Platanito: katirzinja: ur such a negro
3078[22:30] Shizzle is now known as NeGrOsToRm
3079[22:30] +lokidies: <.< instinctively eat a dick
3080[22:30] %wildting2: KFC FOREVA!
3081[22:30] +NeGrOsToRm: :O
3082[22:30] @katirzinja: yo
3083[22:30] +Platanito: lol
3084[22:30] +NeGrOsToRm: lokidies, y u mad
3085[22:30] +Platanito: real niggas go to churches
3086[22:30] +Platanito: fake niggas go to KFC
3087[22:30] +Japex: since that new flash update shits been fuckin up
3088[22:30] +Japex: fuck u adobe
3089[22:30] @katirzinja: has there been a driveby at the kfc drivethru on butternut yet this year lokidies ?
3090[22:30] %wildting2: HOMIE DON'T PLAY DAT!
3091[22:30] +lokidies: o.o you must be good to eat that dick and still type
3092[22:30] +NeGrOsToRm: I'm damn good, sir.
3093[22:30] wildting2 smacks you with a tennis ball in pantyhose
3094[22:30] +lokidies: <.< must not be working tyhe shaft
3095[22:30] +NeGrOsToRm: The best, as it were!
3096[22:31] +lokidies: your mother didn't teach you half of what she knows
3097[22:31] @katirzinja: i'm watchin menace 2 society
3098[22:31] +NeGrOsToRm: lulz
3099[22:31] @katirzinja: :D
3100[22:31] +Japex: luuuuuuuuuulz
3101[22:31] +NeGrOsToRm: She's pro fo sho
3102[22:31] +Japex: luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulz
3103[22:31] +Japex: luuulz
3104[22:31] NeGrOsToRm is now known as Shizzle
3105[22:31] %wildting2: imma cap yo' ass!
3106[22:31] @Umbreon: Shut up Japex
3107[22:31] +Japex: thats not nice umbreon
3108[22:31] +Shizzle: lokidies
3109[22:31] %wildting2: .op
3110[22:32] +Shizzle: Why does loki die?
3111[22:32] %wildting2: .access list wildting2
3112[22:32] +lokidies: >.> katwhy the fuck would I know what's going on at kfc
3113[22:32] %wildting2: !fight loki vs thor
3114[22:32] @BBC: By results on Google.com/intl/en: thor beats loki by 135,000,000 to 39,400,000!
3115[22:32] +lokidies: no
3116[22:32] +lokidies: loki's son kills thor
3117[22:32] +lokidies: >.>
3118[22:32] +Shizzle: So
3119[22:32] %wildting2: !fight odin vs thor
3120[22:32] @BBC: By results on Google.com/intl/en: thor beats odin by 135,000,000 to 51,500,000!
3121[22:32] +Shizzle: Why does loki die?
3122[22:32] +lokidies: <.< you don't know ?
3123[22:32] %wildting2: !fight naked valkyries vs thor
3124[22:32] @BBC: By results on Google.com/intl/en: thor beats naked valkyries by 135,000,000 to 1,770,000!
3125[22:33] @katirzinja: lokidies, i dun watch the news
3126[22:33] @katirzinja: i just thought maybe u did
3127[22:33] Shizzle is now known as Jax`
3128[22:33] @Umbreon: I killed Loki
3129[22:33] +Jax`: kk
3130[22:33] +lokidies: right kat>.> that's why lol
3131[22:33] @katirzinja: it is!
3132[22:33] @BBC: Tea is better than #euk.
3133[22:33] +Jax`: !fight Ghandi vs Blackbeard
3134[22:33] @BBC: By results on Google.com/intl/en: Ghandi beats Blackbeard by 130,000,000 to 5,100,000!
3135[22:33] Saif1311 (~Saif@Rizon-659324B9.cable.virginmedia.com) joined the channel.
3136[22:33] NHS sets mode +o Saif1311
3137[22:34] Lenore_Nevermore (cgiirc@le.nore.is) joined the channel.
3138[22:34] NHS sets mode +ao Lenore_Nevermore Lenore_Nevermore
3139[22:34] +Jax`: !
3140[22:34] @katirzinja: hi Lenore_Nevermore
3141[22:34] @katirzinja: <3
3142[22:34] +Jax`: !fight Jax` vs Outlaw
3143[22:34] @BBC: By results on Google.com/intl/en: Outlaw beats Jax` by 55,500,000 to 40,900,000!
3144[22:34] +lokidies: I believe you kat >.>
3145[22:34] +Jax`: Pfft.
3146[22:34] @katirzinja: !karma+ drthodt
3147[22:34] @katirzinja: !topkarma
3148[22:34] %wildting2: !bottomkarma
3149[22:34] LimitServ sets mode +l 191
3150[22:34] @katirzinja: demmit who keeps addin karma on me?
3151[22:34] %wildting2: !karma
3152[22:34] &Lenore_Nevermore: Hi ~
3153[22:35] @katirzinja: Lenore_Nevermore, whats a good project i should do with my new colored pencils?
3154[22:35] &Lenore_Nevermore: Hmm
3155[22:35] %wildting2: !g is gene wilder british?
3156[22:35] +lokidies: try to eat them
3157[22:35] @BBC: 3,700,000 results | Gene Wilder - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Wilder | The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother - Wikipedia, the ... @ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventure_of_Sherlock_Holmes'_Smarter_Brother | Gene Wilder slams Tim Burtonṡs 2005 remake of his classic film ... @
3158[22:35] @BBC: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2341940/Gene-Wilder-slams-Tim-Burton-s-2005-remake-classic-film-Willy-Wonka-And-The-Chocolate-Factory.html
3159[22:35] +lokidies: and try not to die
3160[22:35] &Lenore_Nevermore: umm
3161[22:35] &Lenore_Nevermore: Do something that uses warm colors and something that uses cool colors
3162[22:35] @katirzinja: hmmm
3163[22:36] +lokidies: I like my idea more
3164[22:36] @katirzinja: i wanna do something with eyeballs i think
3165[22:36] @katirzinja: cuz i wanna send sumin to xandra
3166[22:36] @katirzinja: so eyeballs and birds
3167[22:36] &Lenore_Nevermore: Ok
3168[22:36] +lokidies: ravens
3169[22:36] @katirzinja: i think cool colors would be nice
3170[22:36] @katirzinja: if i put like maggots and whatnot in it
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3172[22:37] @katirzinja: and maybe do purplish blood
3173[22:37] Chewie|Not_Here is now known as ChewChewShoe
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3175[22:38] LimitServ sets mode +l 189
3176[22:39] @Sufo: this is the last thing in my chat buffer
3177[22:39] @Sufo: qw'aoos aumwrhinf our0.[[[[[.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/.;'/
3178[22:39] @katirzinja: wot?
3179[22:40] @Sufo: [12:07] <@Sufo> dude if i he cemsn
3180[22:40] @Sufo: [12:07] <@Sufo> an nuritions
3181[22:40] @Sufo: [12:07] <@Sufo> and sleep
3182[22:40] @Sufo: [12:07] <@Sufo> like a booser
3183[22:40] @Sufo: [12:07] <@Sufo> slept since sunsy
3184[22:40] @Sufo: these lines
3185[22:40] @Sufo: i do not remember typing them
3186[22:40] ~Underdose: http://www.clickliverpool.com/news/liverpool-news/1219052-liverpool-albert-dock-duck-marine-sinks---baby-was-on-board.html
3187[22:40] Saif1311 (~Saif@Rizon-659324B9.cable.virginmedia.com) left IRC. (Remote host closed the connection)
3188[22:40] ~Underdose: XD
3189[22:40] @Sufo: also justin_, why have you kept random shit i'm saying
3190[22:40] ~Underdose: lovely day for a swim in the dock
3191[22:40] @Sufo: that's creepy
3192[22:41] boogle_ (qwebirc@Rizon-DFA67643.adsl.highway.telekom.at) joined the channel.
3193[22:41] @Sufo: i don't even know you :(
3194[22:41] boogle_ is now known as boogle2
3195[22:41] boogle2: Dammit
3196[22:41] boogle2: Adie
3197[22:41] boogle2: ADIE
3198[22:41] biki is now known as hibiki-kun
3199[22:41] @Sufo: is it time to reinstall windows and change my IP :/
3200[22:42] hibiki-kun is now known as biki
3201[22:42] boogle2: sufo: wat
3202[22:42] @katirzinja: Underdose, how morbid <3
3203[22:42] boogle2: Lenore_Nevermore: http://imgur.com/gallery/2dst1
3204[22:42] &Lenore_Nevermore: oh?
3205[22:42] @Umbreon: What
3206[22:42] &Lenore_Nevermore: awww
3207[22:42] +lokidies: it's a man fisting a cat
3208[22:42] +lokidies: o.o
3209[22:42] ~Underdose: nobody died, it's fine
3210[22:42] @Umbreon: Sufo: where is the logic in that
3211[22:42] +lokidies: wierd
3212[22:42] ~Underdose: one sunk 2 months ago
3213[22:42] @Sufo: in case my machine has been comprimised
3214[22:42] +Jax`: o_o
3215[22:42] +Jax`: So
3216[22:42] ~Underdose: so the latest sinkees deserved it
3217[22:43] ~Underdose: D:
3218[22:43] +Jax`: Seeing as how the US government is likely spying on my every action.
3219[22:43] @katirzinja: d'awww kittehs
3220[22:43] +Jax`: I need ways to circumvent their control.
3221[22:43] +Jax`: If possible.
3222[22:43] ~Underdose: katirzinja: http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8306/7986149600_b58d705b43_z.jpg
3223[22:43] ~Underdose: boat/bus
3224[22:43] +Jax`: Not for the purpose that I have anything to hide, just for the principle that what I choose to do with my time should be none of their damn business.
3225[22:44] @katirzinja: thats ridiculous
3226[22:44] ~Underdose: converted wwII landing craft
3227[22:44] @katirzinja: they have em in boston too apparently
3228[22:44] @katirzinja: i just never noticed
3229[22:44] ~Underdose: XD
3230[22:44] @BBC: Redd: xd.
3231[22:44] wildting2 cackles wildly as he goes down with the zeppelin
3232[22:45] @katirzinja: ^5s
3233[22:46] @Umbreon: Special-G: gave me permission to bring a bot
3234[22:46] ThinkBot (~UltraNav@I.think.therefore.IBM) joined the channel.
3235[22:46] NHS sets mode +b *!*@I.think.therefore.IBM
3236[22:46] NHS kicked ThinkBot from the channel. (gtfo)
3237[22:46] &Special-G: nop
3238[22:46] @Umbreon: Thought so
3239[22:46] &Special-G: welp
3240[22:46] %wildting2: Think Better.
3241[22:46] %wildting2: ThinkPad
3242[22:46] &Special-G: ask Underdose, i'm pretty sure if it doesn't speak its fine
3243[22:47] @Umbreon: I was going to hush it
3244[22:47] boogle2: yay thinkpad!
3245[22:47] boogle2: Night folks
3246[22:47] @Umbreon: Nope
3247[22:47] +matuka: Thinkpad T60
3248[22:47] +matuka: yess
3249[22:47] @Umbreon: Not going to ask undies
3250[22:47] %wildting2: Copyright 1992 International Business Machines Inc.
3251[22:47] boogle2: matuka: t61 master race here
3252[22:47] boogle2 (qwebirc@Rizon-DFA67643.adsl.highway.telekom.at) left IRC.
3253[22:47] ~Underdose: Special-G: typically, but i -really- don't want other ai bots here
3254[22:47] @Umbreon: 600E best ever
3255[22:47] ~Underdose: what do you want thinkbot here to do anyway?
3256[22:48] @Umbreon: Learn from your chat
3257[22:48] +lokidies: wow that was a picture of a cat....
3258[22:48] soymarinero: messi is going to jail
3259[22:49] seventyTwo (~SeventyTw@fuk.u.up.tho.lol.waste.gash) left IRC. (Quit: Quit)
3260[22:49] &Special-G: learn some half decent stuff
3261[22:49] &Special-G: so i can get betterresponses in its rape channel
3262[22:49] wildting2 sets mode +v soymarinero
3263[22:49] @katirzinja: ughhhh
3264[22:49] @katirzinja: ustream needs to work so i can stream bonnaroo
3265[22:50] ~Underdose: Special-G: can't you just feed it the log?
3266[22:50] LimitServ sets mode +l 187
3267[22:50] +lokidies: there is a rape channel?
3268[22:50] @katirzinja: stupid smart t.v.
3269[22:50] ~Underdose: with eggdrop/megahal you can .tcl learnfile ~/somefile.txt
3270[22:50] ~Underdose: from the partyline
3271[22:51] BBC sets mode -b _________!*@*
3272[22:51] Jax` is now known as _________
3273[22:51] +soymarinero: i slept with ur mother Underdose
3274[22:51] +_________: :)
3275[22:51] +soymarinero: u mad
3276[22:51] _________ is now known as Jax`
3277[22:51] ~Underdose: not if you treat her right
3278[22:52] ~Underdose: she's 67 though, you gotta be gentle
3279[22:52] @katirzinja: ew
3280[22:52] @katirzinja: old ppl
3281[22:52] @katirzinja: just kill em
3282[22:52] @katirzinja: its a gift at that point
3283[22:52] @katirzinja: rly
3284[22:52] +lokidies: 67 >.> sounds like my kinda woman
3285[22:52] @katirzinja: ew
3286[22:53] katirzinja stabs lokidies
3287[22:53] +lokidies: >.> you stab like a girl
3288[22:53] +lokidies: badly
3289[22:53] lokidies walks it off
3290[22:53] ~Underdose: the rise in western unemployment rates is due to old people not retiring
3291[22:53] ~Underdose: mandatory retirement
3292[22:53] ~Underdose: use force if neccesary
3293[22:55] @katirzinja: ^_^
3294[22:55] @katirzinja: i say no benefits either
3295[22:55] +lokidies: >.> I'll force my dick into some old tang
3296[22:56] +lokidies: =_= and I bet I'll get some benefits heh heh heh
3297[22:56] @katirzinja: pervy
3298[22:56] katirzinja kills the old hag lokidies is sticking
3299[22:56] @katirzinja: it'll put up less fight that way
3300[22:57] +lokidies: <.< you think I care if it's dead or alive
3301[22:57] +lokidies: I'll finish
3302[22:57] +lokidies: and I like the fighters
3303[22:57] Platanito (kvirc@no.mames.tienes.BiTCOiNS.dame.dame) left IRC. (Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/)
3304[23:00] %uthere: !karma- gq
3305[23:01] @katirzinja: !karma+ drthodt
3306[23:01] @katirzinja: boooo
3307[23:01] @katirzinja: boo MafGuard booooo
3308[23:01] +lokidies: lol wow
3309[23:02] @katirzinja: wow wot?
3310[23:02] @katirzinja: u always b like "wow"
3311[23:02] @katirzinja: but never b explaining yourself
3312[23:02] @katirzinja: i require explanation!
3313[23:02] @katirzinja: demmit!
3314[23:02] +lokidies: <.< do you
3315[23:02] @BBC: I wonder if with a meat grinder.
3316[23:02] &Special-G: has everyone seen the image in the topic lel
3317[23:03] @katirzinja: lol
3318[23:03] @katirzinja: ty for reminding me Special-G
3319[23:03] @katirzinja: though i already saw it wks ago
3320[23:03] @katirzinja: i forget where from
3321[23:04] ~Underdose: ?
3322[23:04] ~Underdose: dunno who that is
3323[23:05] ~Underdose: but posting embarrasing pics of people when you bangasm people who do the same to you seems like a cake offence to me
3324[23:05] ~Underdose: :(
3325[23:06] @katirzinja: me too... but i think rtft posted it awhile back
3326[23:06] @katirzinja: i forget though
3327[23:06] @katirzinja: too much alcohol
3328[23:06] &Special-G: Underdose, nope. rtft said it was ok
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3330[23:08] &Special-G: .topic Welcome to [#UK] 'Happy Birthday RTFT!' Edition | !karma- nick & !karma+ nick | SUNDAY is FREE OP day | £ | http://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Uk | Saying no to the USA since 1776 | Stats=Axs: Top10=op, Top20=halfop, Top30=+v |
3331[23:08] NHS changed the topic to Welcome to [#UK] 'Happy Birthday RTFT!' Edition | !karma- nick & !karma+ nick | SUNDAY is FREE OP day | £ | http://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Uk | Saying no to the USA since 1776 | Stats=Axs: Top10=op, Top20=halfop, Top30=+v |
3332[23:08] ~Underdose: o
3333[23:08] LimitServ sets mode +l 185
3334[23:08] ~Underdose: aww you had a copy of the old topic
3335[23:08] ~Underdose: rizon needs to allow longer topics :/
3336[23:08] &Special-G: well I had to scroll up but yeh.
3337[23:08] +soymarinero: Conservative Minority Outreach Panelist Explains Voter Gap: ‘People Of Color Are Being Paid By The Government’
3338[23:09] Piba is now known as Despistaos
3339[23:09] %deadly: bedtime
3340[23:10] deadly (~T-Dawg@I.Gotz.These.Cheese.Burgers.Mannnnn.ill.suck.yo.d1ck) left IRC.
3341[23:11] @katirzinja: is gypsy a color?
3342[23:11] +lokidies: the color of hate
3343[23:11] Jax` is now known as WreckedEm
3344[23:11] +lokidies: not from them, of them
3345[23:11] +WreckedEm: My nick is pronounced like "rectum"
3346[23:11] katirzinja giggles
3347[23:11] @katirzinja: rectum
3348[23:11] @katirzinja: hi dere WreckedEm
3349[23:12] +WreckedEm: Hola! :D
3350[23:12] @katirzinja: como estas?
3351[23:12] +WreckedEm: BIEN
3352[23:13] @katirzinja: ok
3353[23:13] @katirzinja: ummm
3354[23:13] @katirzinja: me estoy es asi asi
3355[23:13] @katirzinja: mi*
3356[23:13] +WreckedEm: You lost me
3357[23:13] @katirzinja: booo
3358[23:13] @katirzinja: puta
3359[23:13] +WreckedEm: ;(
3360[23:13] @katirzinja: tu madre quero mi pinga
3361[23:13] @katirzinja: tu madre quero muy muy pinga
3362[23:13] +WreckedEm: Tu madre es un dinosaurita
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3364[23:14] @katirzinja: at least my mom dun want many many dicks
3365[23:14] @katirzinja: >.>
3366[23:14] +WreckedEm: lol
3367[23:14] +WreckedEm: She's still a fucking dinosaur, okay!
3368[23:14] +lokidies: liar
3369[23:14] @katirzinja: i dun care
3370[23:14] +lokidies: >.> she wants all the dicks
3371[23:14] +lokidies: ever
3372[23:14] +Japex: back.
3373[23:14] +WreckedEm: All my bitches love it
3374[23:14] +Japex: took a shower
3375[23:14] +WreckedEm: lol Dat song
3376[23:14] @katirzinja: mi mama estoy es muy loco en de cabesa
3377[23:14] +lokidies: <.< and I'm just the man to give it to her
3378[23:15] +WreckedEm: "Teach me how to duggie" "all my bitches love it"
3379[23:15] +Japex: my shoulders are starting to become hairy :(
3380[23:15] LimitServ sets mode +l 183
3381[23:15] +WreckedEm: For some reason, that line cracks me up every time.
3382[23:15] +WreckedEm: :|
3383[23:15] +WreckedEm: My shoulders have been hairy for a few years, now
3384[23:15] +WreckedEm: Going on 26 in October. :(
3385[23:15] +Japex: im only 16
3386[23:15] +WreckedEm: 4 more years to 30...scary shit
3387[23:15] +Japex: Dx
3388[23:16] Teepul (cgiirc@Rizon-30665E90.lightspeed.chcgil.sbcglobal.net) joined the channel.
3389[23:16] +lokidies: you could always end it
3390[23:16] +lokidies: >.> forever 26
3391[23:16] +WreckedEm: :P
3392[23:16] +lokidies: heh...yea >.> that was a joke
3393[23:16] +lokidies: you got me
3394[23:17] +WreckedEm: You should get people to sign a waiver
3395[23:17] +WreckedEm: That way
3396[23:17] +WreckedEm: Upon stating that, you can be in no way directly held responsible
3397[23:17] @BBC: Upon stating that, does it have to exercise it by naming my fractals all the random quotes with me in it?!
3398[23:17] +WreckedEm: THAT'S RIGHT, BBC
3399[23:17] @BBC: WreckedEm: The dark knight had it right, secretly, right.
3400[23:17] +WreckedEm: Two for two, bot. :)
3401[23:18] Yuuki_Asuna (~Chris@F5E2B4BF.314AACB3.EADBF2C.IP) joined the channel.
3402[23:18] NHS sets mode +v Yuuki_Asuna
3403[23:18] WreckedEm is now known as _________
3404[23:18] +lokidies: >.> naw
3405[23:19] +lokidies: I'll just keep telling people to kill themself the way I do it now
3406[23:19] +lokidies: it's for the best
3407[23:19] _________ is now known as WreckedEm
3408[23:19] LimitServ sets mode +l 185
3409[23:20] +Japex: so my mom went out and signed me up for a job
3410[23:20] +Japex: i have an interview on monday
3411[23:20] @katirzinja: purposely fail interview
3412[23:20] @katirzinja: be like
3413[23:20] @katirzinja: i do c-c-c-cocaine
3414[23:20] +Japex: lol
3415[23:20] @katirzinja: i'm srs
3416[23:21] +Japex: i need a job or my social lifes going to die hard, owait its already dead.
3417[23:21] @katirzinja: if she signed u up for it
3418[23:21] +Japex: i rather not be the next chris-chan
3419[23:21] @katirzinja: it means she just wants u to work to pay her
3420[23:21] @katirzinja: so fuck that
3421[23:21] +Japex: yeah. she does want money from me rofl
3422[23:21] +Japex: she was upfront about it
3423[23:21] +Japex: shes also been trying to get ahold of my estate so she can get the 100k ive got setting away until im 18 rofl
3424[23:22] @katirzinja: fuck that cuntbag
3425[23:22] @katirzinja: she just gonna steal ur checks
3426[23:22] @katirzinja: don't work!
3427[23:22] @katirzinja: go on strike!
3428[23:22] +Japex: lawl
3429[23:22] @katirzinja: \o/
3430[23:23] +Japex: i dont even know what im going to do with that money
3431[23:23] +lokidies: >.> buy drugs and od
3432[23:23] +Japex: no ty
3433[23:23] +WreckedEm: Japex
3434[23:23] +lokidies: I wasn't telling you to
3435[23:23] +WreckedEm: You should live on your own
3436[23:23] +lokidies: I was saying what you're going to do
3437[23:23] +WreckedEm: Fuck that, that's your money.
3438[23:24] +Japex: Yeah. My Dad gave it to me for a reason.
3439[23:24] +Japex: He also said he was going to give me his Hummer but lol that was claimed by the state because he had missed the final bill on it.
3440[23:25] +Japex: I don't want money though nor did I really want that car.
3441[23:25] @katirzinja: fuck that
3442[23:25] @katirzinja: sell the hummer
3443[23:26] @katirzinja: cash monies
3444[23:26] @katirzinja: get yoself a real car
3445[23:26] @katirzinja: like
3446[23:26] @katirzinja: volkswagen
3447[23:31] Teepul: volkswagen what
3448[23:31] +lokidies: you'll have to excuse her,she's faded and doesn't know what she's talking about lol
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3450[23:32] +Japex: ye. i kno
3451[23:32] +Japex: so uh should a couple of valium take the edge off of this interview?
3452[23:33] +lokidies: lol
3453[23:33] +Japex: im a nervous reck because i severely doubt that ill be able to have a quick convo
3454[23:33] +Japex: without slipping up and wanting to die
3455[23:33] +Japex: my chest is getting tight even thinking about this. :\
3456[23:34] @katirzinja: take the valium and drink a bit Japex
3457[23:34] %uthere: sounds like you want an excuse to take a valium
3458[23:34] %uthere: valium AND drink?
3459[23:34] @katirzinja: yesh
3460[23:34] %uthere: is he/she trying to lose the job
3461[23:34] @katirzinja: best way to take yer bennies
3462[23:34] @katirzinja: with alcohol
3463[23:34] %uthere: o rly
3464[23:34] @katirzinja: makes em work better
3465[23:35] @katirzinja: >:D
3466[23:36] +soymarinero: Don't know if weird or stupid- That Michael Jackson's ghost makes a statement while being channelled through Lionel Ritchies ex-wife, or that a judge in California has accepted this as legal evidence. Why yes, money IS involved
3467[23:36] Ruin (~Your.@scii.is.ruined) joined the channel.
3468[23:36] NHS sets mode +o Ruin
3469[23:36] Teepul: wut
3470[23:36] +Japex: hmm dont kno if i should take the valium
3471[23:37] @katirzinja: take it
3472[23:37] @katirzinja: pass out on table
3473[23:37] +Japex: hmm what else would be good for taking the edge off of things
3474[23:37] @katirzinja: while at interview
3475[23:37] @katirzinja: !!!!
3476[23:37] @katirzinja: demmit
3477[23:37] @katirzinja: listen!
3478[23:37] @katirzinja: ur being stupid if u don't
3479[23:37] @katirzinja: >.<
3480[23:37] @BBC: Inhibitions are stupid.
3481[23:37] @katirzinja: yes they are bbc
3482[23:37] @BBC: katirzinja: No, no. Stop pming me for no reason to whine about in here or?
3483[23:37] @katirzinja: dun tell ppl i'm cyberinig you bbc!
3484[23:37] @BBC: katirzinja: Ppl i dont get me my resetpass sent to somewhere around 30,000mg.
3485[23:38] +Japex: katirzinja: stop typing like a qt3.14
3486[23:38] @katirzinja: a wot?
3487[23:38] @katirzinja: i type how i type and u like it!
3488[23:38] +Japex: lol
3489[23:40] +Japex: ill prob just drink a bit before i go
3490[23:41] +Japex: drinking makes me overly social & confident
3491[23:41] +Japex: inb4 i dont get the job bcuz i reek of booze
3492[23:44] Teepul: that seems likely
3493[23:44] @katirzinja: yesh
3494[23:44] @katirzinja: \o/
3495[23:44] @katirzinja: DO IT
3496[23:44] +Japex: problem is that im going to have to come into work drunk if i do get it
3497[23:44] +Japex: because i cant into social situations by default
3498[23:45] +Japex: and like im going in for a job as a waiter.
3499[23:45] +Japex: Dx
3500[23:45] @katirzinja: lol
3501[23:45] @katirzinja: great
3502[23:45] HelenaKitty has userhost ~failsafe@E19612A7.8C6E1FCF.2BE4673F.IP and real name "Anonymous"
3503[23:45] HelenaKitty is on +#skullfux +#/b/ #Rizon #penis #shota &#KittyBunnies #Fluffington #chat +#lobby +#uk
3504[23:45] HelenaKitty is connected on *.rizon.net (Where are you?)
3505[23:45] HelenaKitty has identified for this nick
3506[23:45] HelenaKitty is using a secure connection
3507[23:45] HelenaKitty signed on at 13 June 2013 3:25:47 PM BST and has been idle for 7 Hours, 38 Minutes, 28 Seconds
3508[23:45] @Dessimat0r: !meowmix HelenaKitty
3509[23:45] @Dessimat0r: !meowmix HelenaKitty
3510[23:45] TreeServ sings, "I want pyro's porno TV, I want maggot food, HelenaKitty, HelenaKitty, please deliver!"
3511[23:45] @Dessimat0r: !meowmix HelenaKitty
3512[23:45] TreeServ sings, "I want Special-G's porno TV, I want alksdmalkfndj, HelenaKitty, HelenaKitty, please deliver!"
3513[23:45] TreeServ sings, "I want Special-Goat, I want Godiva Chocolate, HelenaKitty, HelenaKitty, please deliver!"
3514[23:45] @katirzinja: just explain u'll be consta drunk to the person interviewing u Japex
3515[23:46] porky (porky@the.south.will.rise.again) joined the channel.
3516[23:46] +Japex: katirzinja: i have to get a job
3517[23:46] @katirzinja: underage but thats not even to be mattering
3518[23:46] @katirzinja: :D
3519[23:46] +Japex: or im getting kicked out
3520[23:46] @katirzinja: get kicked out
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3522[23:46] @katirzinja: fuck that noise
3523[23:46] @katirzinja: srsly ur mom is a cunt
3524[23:46] +Japex: i dont know how to survive on my own
3525[23:46] @katirzinja: u can come stay at mine
3526[23:46] porky (porky@the.south.will.rise.again) left the channel.
3527[23:46] @katirzinja: ;)
3528[23:46] @katirzinja: i'll teach u survival
3529[23:47] WreckedEm is now known as Jax`
3530[23:47] @katirzinja: i mean lookit it like this Japex
3531[23:47] @katirzinja: ur mom is making u get a job so she can take your money
3532[23:47] @katirzinja: u won't get any of it
3533[23:47] @katirzinja: best to say you don't have a job
3534[23:47] @katirzinja: and get a place and a job for yourself
3535[23:47] @katirzinja: than it would be to pay that minger
3536[23:48] @katirzinja: to live as her dog
3537[23:49] @katirzinja: fuck the authorities
3538[23:49] lolgone (~sad@5C102B5D.BE4256A1.3EACE9FA.IP) joined the channel.
3539[23:49] @katirzinja: anarchist communism
3540[23:49] lolgone: faggot
3541[23:49] @katirzinja: etc
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3543[23:49] NHS sets mode +o Ruin
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3545[23:51] @katirzinja: hard to be a faggot when yer female
3546[23:51] @katirzinja: i'd love to know how i buttfuck with a dick i dun have
3547[23:51] @katirzinja: :/
3548[23:52] @katirzinja: nobody talkin but drunky
3549[23:52] @katirzinja: ftmfl
3550[23:53] ~Underdose: katirzinja: it's the thought that counts
3551[23:53] @katirzinja: is it?
3552[23:53] ~Underdose: dunno
3553[23:54] katirzinja drinks more
3554[23:54] @katirzinja: i can't stand being home on the wkend
3555[23:54] @katirzinja: i been spoilt goin out the past month or so
3556[23:54] @Sufo: i like being home
3557[23:55] @Adie: katirzinja
3558[23:55] @Adie: I can feel it
3559[23:55] @Adie: no I can
3560[23:55] @Adie: no I can't
3561[23:55] @katirzinja: ^_^
3562[23:55] @Adie: but I notice it
3563[23:55] @Adie: It's ther
3564[23:55] @Adie: It's there
3565[23:55] katirzinja hugs
3566[23:55] @Sufo: .deop
3567[23:55] NHS sets mode -o Sufo
3568[23:55] @Adie: It's not a warm and it's not a good feels
3569[23:55] +Sufo: voice is cuter
3570[23:55] @Adie: It's j-just on on on onn on on on
3571[23:55] @Adie: v-very high energy
3572[23:55] +Sufo: in honour of sj
3573[23:55] @katirzinja: i should smoke
3574[23:56] @katirzinja: who's sj?
3575[23:56] +Sufo: sjohnson
3576[23:56] @Adie: kat
3577[23:56] &Lenore_Nevermore: Brb
3578[23:56] @BBC: Brb pizza is here.
3579[23:57] @Adie: I want a clasical scale/width electric guitar.
3580[23:57] Teepul: feel what adie?
3581[23:57] @Adie: I love the s-short scale and the w-wide neck, but I would love electric strings
3582[23:57] @Adie: Teepul, oxycodone
3583[23:57] @Adie: 25mg
3584[23:57] Teepul notes adies's stutters
3585[23:58] @Adie: it's....
3586[23:58] &redd: anyone here done any meditation?
3587[23:58] Adie notices adie's s-stutters
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3589[23:58] @animone: oh m. morning adie
3590[23:58] @Adie: hi
3591[23:58] @Adie: man
3592[23:59] @Adie: I am over in #traps
3593[23:59] @Adie: a-and omfg
3594[23:59] @animone: why?
3595[23:59] @Adie: the idiocy there
3596[23:59] @animone: the idiocy all over the internet
3597[23:59] @animone: see it every day
3598[23:59] Teepul: you cant trust traps
3599[23:59] @Adie: they all agree that it's a shitty double s-standard t-that girls can crossdress and boys can't
3600[23:59] @Adie: and it's like....
3601[23:59] +lokidies: o.o drugs kill "yea right" bitch I'm for real
3602[23:59] +lokidies: D12
3603[23:59] @Adie: IN AMERICAN SOCIETY, YOU CAN'T TELL IF A GIRL IS CROSSDRESSING
3604[23:59] +lokidies: >.> love'em
3605[23:59] @Adie: SHE LOOKS NORMAL