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11. Daaammmnn . Florida got too many tolls .. Coach comin outta pocket every 5 mins -__- 
22. RT @TheBlissfulChef : Just heard vegetables will be the new meat in 2011 . Woot Woot ! 
33. Whew ... Thinking did u smile @ me ealier ... U were so bsy on the phone lol RT @jadorelexy : I dont smile with too many woman they be phony 
44. RT @colindobson : Check out http://bit.ly/e5hSx0 . Freezing my nads in the snow , naked for #MND Charity . £4.5 k raised so far . Please RT ! Thx . 
55. @TieALitleRibbon I think I cut like , 6-8 inches . It's nice , but I miss my big ponytail ! 
66. Found the scarriest mystery door in my school . I'M SO CURIOUS D: 
77. Ytf all these cops out .. damn !! 
88. Bridalplasty ! Love this showww . 
99. How about girls who don't know how to walk in heels don't walk in heels #justsaying 
1010. January 16 , 2011 @sam_concepcion will be in SM , Cebu !!!!! 
1111. I think I'm a wait an hour or 2 & THEN tweet @sinittaofficial ... 
1212. ADD ME ON FACEBOOK (( http://www.facebook.com/DJBolt1 )) x2 
1313. 2pac was not a " rapper " he was so much more than that . He was a Revolutionary . A misunderstood-Revolutionary 
1414. @ninbroken52 LoL Looks like I hit the nail n the head with that one . ;-P 
1515. RT @TorontoStar : Berlusconi probed over cash-for-sex case : Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi faces investigation in a prostitution ... htt ... 
1616. Bad loss for the Bison men tonight at Western Illinois , against a team that got blown out by SDSU on Thursday and was 1-5 in the Summit . 
1717. RT @lgrthanlife : @Lex_fromBLISS get ready for our Wednesday workout ! We are about to go #HAM ! 
1818. @justinbieber good night <3 I Love You :) 
1919. Shut down ... ... 
2020. i just orgasmed over this http://dreamofgaga.com/2011/01/20/born-this-way-remix-made-by-lady-gaga-herself-is-out/ 
2121. RT @Mrweedsmoker03 ON some real ass shit ... if you DL ... #goneon its 2011 ... there is no such thing ... SMFH| #nothingbutthetruth 
2222. @SiaoOne it is Google maps , but I don't think it was a prank , it's just the normal kind of thing that happens in Germany 
2323. Women`s Health is true ! Hurry up ! Best prices for Gyne-Lotriminor Serophene See more http://tinyurl.com/WomenPillsa 
2424. @RealDjKayslay lol no pork slime 
2525. RT @justinbieber : now Hailee get a twitter 
2626. @kirkfranklin happy birthday !!!! I'm so glad you were born ! You should have @anthonyevansjr take u out since he's a Texan again ... if ur town 
2727. " You aint got none ? " First , aint is not a word if you are referring to asking me if I didn't have an appointment then the answer is no . 
2828. #TV TV Review : Charlie Sheen rushed to hospital http://dlvr.it/FF1cl 
2929. @itzayanaa_ okay ? 
3030. @mandaffodil lol , we are one . and that was me this weekend especially . maybe put it off until you feel like ~ talking again ? 
3131. @X_SarahHumes_X @KamilaMerrygold Jesus are you two still at it ? Lolx 
3232. Where's this #SnowTO at ? Let's see what you've got #Toronto 
3333. Any haggis out there ? Don't say that ! What ? The ' H ' word . Don't say it ! All right ... are there any out there though ? 
3434. Twitter does make a @ button right ... o just making sure 
3535. @BinkyJ45 NASCAR Raceday - Bud Shootout , Saturday , Feb . 12th at 6:30 p ET on SPEED ! #nascar #cup @DISupdates 
3636. @ImJustSar I know the feeling . 
3737. Watch the story unfold about view larger map http://safe.mn/2qQm 
3838. Ayeee do ya thing @normanfame @BougieGivenchy @reniday4900 @BOOGE246 @cutty4900 @Listenllc @reniday @remmy188grindtime shootn my movie 
3939. RT @georgelopez : I saw @JustinBieber : Never Say Never and here's what I thought : http://t.co/Et7sGlB Viva El Biebs !! 
4040. strobelights dance with the stars .. 
4141. Had nightmare where I was trying to get to a final exam but somehow got trapped in a game show 
4242. @EuSouAlexander he 1 shy of tie for most 3s in NBA history and 2 shy of breaking it 
4343. #NSN3D sorrryyz i got caught for textinnggg . dudeee . it was the most awkward thing ever ! I SEE YOU DOWN THER ! 
4444. Ultra is to mutha f'n swole !!! #slowjaminthisbih 
4545. Happy Valentine's Day ! ♥ 
4646. 1-4-3 happy VaLentines Day ! :) <3 http://Zipz.it/Songcardmb 
4747. RT @lemonjoose : £100 Voucher of your choice is up for grabs , just RT and follow ! #win #competition #lemonjoose 
4848. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnrAJgkOG3w @justinbieber look what i made ? 
4949. RT @dddika : RT @DamnItsTrue : I love when teachers get off topic . #DamnItsTrue 
5050. @king_TIU I have a few All-star weekend tix left 4 Dwight Howard's party on Sat . Visit http://www.wantickets.com/boywonder 2 buy'em 
5151. A lady asked me what tribe i was from . ( say what !! ) She thought i was indian ... GTFO ... smh nice try , but #sayno 
5252. Every girl always says RT @_jadorecheri I'm different from most girls . 
5353. @d_daniels : If a player wins his first match , then loses in the second round that's a t-17 , technically . Does that count as top-25 ? 
5454. @KUTV2News is giving away 2 $250 Grocery Gift Cards to Associated Foods . Winner announced Wed on 2News at 10 ! http://on.fb.me/h8uFzD 
5555. @Tiff3rz smfh that's fucking crazy 
5656. RT @MizzTinazz : @iUnique920 @Mrs_DW LMAO ! " If you not down with birdman I can't fuck with you musically !!! " < Trueshit 
5757. i can't wait for WPIALS 
5858. @SarahLizHall ah that's Ace man , you'll have to stick around after you play live @leeds , gonna be such a good night : ) 
5959. if @DoobieClothing dont make some hoodies soon ... imma beat em ! 
6060. thers still like 1 1/2 hours till Biebs bday here :P 
6161. Nothing like doing taxes to make you feel old . Think I'll play some SNES to make up for it . 
6262. It kinda feels like a junk food kinda day . Good thing I am planning some time with my friend , Jillian Michaels , tonight 
6363. David Quinn strikes a blow for new ' anti-establishment ' cause . Is traditional conservatism really the new radicalism ? http://bit.ly/hxrm7L 
6464. Mmmmm cranberries :) 
6565. David Mitchell's Immersive Reading Room , the " ultimate environment " to enjoy Thousand Autumns : http://is.gd/4y40Ht /via @PD_Smith 
6666. @_OutOfNowhere 3 couplets , 1 refrain . 
6767. @syabillaedward honestly ? I have no idea . I just am ... all . the . time . :( 
6868. Chillin living life 
6969. RT @DamnItsTrue : I said I'm over you . But every time my phone vibrates , my heart still wishes it's a text from you . #DamnItsTrue 
7070. i really hate hearing about deadbeat moms !!! 
7171. RT @mufcfans : Manchester United v Arsenal player ratings | Daniel Taylor http://bit.ly/h1XIyQ 
7272. @YoyWherezMyOreo YOY my cuzzin told me it came on @ 950 
7373. Fainlly KFC dinner is here ♥ . 
7474. that bxtch got lippy today at practice . 
7575. Romeo lame sexy ass on the monique show 
7676. Payroll tax a point of contention for San Francisco startups - http://bit.ly/fIvZP9 
7777. Blog Post - Learn how to Raise More Money and Awareness through Collaborative Partnership 46 - http://ow.ly/4enPp 
7878. I liked a YouTube video -- Xbox Kinect FAIL !!! ( original ) http://youtu.be/Ux1FZpPKh20?a 
7979. SHM .. brb 
8080. Photo : mfw the SOMEBODY shows up a day early to your meeting , blames you for his scheduling error , and then ... http://tumblr.com/xjz1uajzjh 
8181. #np DJ Got Us - Falling In Love Ag - U$her Ft . Pitbull 
8282. RT @xochinadoll : I feel so blah today . 
8383. O_O lucky you ... . llabd wutup doe ?! Shine ! RT @Queen_Shine : @11wdNICK * yawns * Still in the bed :) 
8484. @waveyylifestyle true true . I'm in love wit food nigga 
8585. Dear I think we are facing a problem , you act like you love me no longer . 
8686. http://bit.ly/er4S9P making it easy to put up a @wordpress , @joomla in the cloud #aws 
8787. @JulzGStar hey yh I'm in bristol this saturday for my birthday , is der nefin goin on x 
8888. Tryna go to at least 5 phillies games this season 
8989. hurreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy we won 
9090. @HeavenTechnotic HAHAHAHA , maybe its ment to be . ( x 
9191. Gabe : " You want to buy shoes ? You have 18 minutes left before your appointment . " #ChallengeAccepted #MissionImpossibleTheme #DoABarrelRoll 
9292. @LaME_guy i can't login with nus's application no , don't know y . When i login with ntu's , nvr c nus's offer . Looks like nus nvr accept me :/ 
9393. @HarrySquad that is the most stunning creature I have ever seen 
9494. RT @ajparrot : you dont know shit , about shit 
9595. Be ready for anything because anything goes with me . Check out http://minilien.fr/a0ku66 #match #sex #real 
9696. Twitter off# 
9797. I'd like to take this over ,, what I'm tryin ' to say is you should be mine .. 
9898. It's raining !!  
9999. @DJBKnockin well I'm fuckn amazin .. lol ... tottaly awsome who's bad now lol 
100100. @ViRiDiS68 ha ! I'm gonna go with yes 
101101. answer : spouting , @tunjung 8/388 points , meaning : http://goo.gl/XzlsV 
102102. Upcoming rap artist ? OMFG !! I don't think so http://6.md/a90f0?=f938 ! Chuck Norris Starbucks iPod 
103103. #nothappy that Adelaide has lost the #rugbysevens 
104104. @tacobell Reportedly Testing All-Dorito Taco Shell http://www.geekosystem.com/tacobell-dorito-taco/ 
105105. RT @GreatestQuotes : " Do what you can , with what you have , where you are . " - Theodore Roosevelt 
106106. Phoooonneeeeeeeeee with my wife ! 
107107. Check this video out -- Polaroid Polarized Sunglasses ( Thailand ) http://t.co/m8JrjHG via @youtube 
108108. @itsjackc i from in italy !!!!! and you ??? 
109109. @TheDjReFlex if u can't beat em join em . Lol 
110110. RT @JosetteSheeran : @WFP #Libya breakthru ! We move urgently needed #food ( wheat , flour ) by truck convoy into western Libya for 1st time ... 
111111. @KWinnie89 :/ It's okay . I guess people are going again next week , do you think you'll go ? 
112112. @belinda_bieber . Have u meet norway yet ?? Lol 
113113. RT @alisha_bieber96 : #nsnweekend how can people choose there favourite performance , the whole thing was perfect ! 
114114. @alvinhocheese @Zixuan29 I uploaded/uploading remaining albums . Muackszx 
115115. Lorex LW2003 LIVE snap Video Baby Monitor ( White ): Get The Lowest Prices On NEW Lorex LW2003 LIVE snap Video Bab ... http://bit.ly/dRjonS 
116116. @YourButt Key and Jjong are together . >.> 
117117. I call my dad and this dude is blasting music . I cant understand him and he keeps saying " what ? " . Doesn't that mean turn down the music ? =_= 
118118. RT @RobertaSaidThat : Billionaires/CEOs throwing massive $$$ into front Orgs since Citizens United . They plan to BUY America Gov't in 201 ... 
119119. @amy_inVA He better !! We buy his stuff ! haha 
120120. @Codys1Angel143 I'm from england . Where's missiuri ? 
121121. How to Find And Cultivate Your Passion 
122122. kid cudi is a faggot , that is all 
123123. . @OFH_John & I are talking about optics entrepreneurship & " the Actuality story " tonight Media Lab E14-525 6p-8p for http://bit.ly/mNwM28 
124124. Amateur Radio – Hurricane Katrina interview and audio | Survival Kits http://bit.ly/mC435R 
125125. #NowPlaying Get Another Boyfriend of @backstreetboys 
126126. I don't mean to stay awake at this hour . But that is what the poorest of all network would do you when you try to download ! 
127127. Facing difficulties in serving elder family member get assistance from respite care service and live life peacefully . http://ow.ly/2CnxL 
128128. So supernatural . Actual and factual . Unstoppable , I'm possibly the illest possibility . 
129129. RT @Dani_Brenae13 : I just missed the best twitpic opportunity smh .. This nigga was bald all over but had a pony tail of dreads lol <-  
130130. Whooaaaa bro these CELTICS are god dammmm babies !!! MAN UP 
131131. Washing my motorcycle 
132132. @BestRollerAlive I'm scoopin Jo right now 
133133. @RubertOfficial right back atcha bro :) 
134134. Sport Scouting the Bruins-Lightning East finals duel The Lightning and Bruins have a lot in common -- including two red- http://tiny.ly/ev0u 
135135. Its the little things that strengthen my tiny wings . 
136136. @Dat_Babiifayce I already have sis !!! Girl they hate me ! 
137137. @ThreeeStacks @lildick_e Woooooooow 
138138. Noo its not cuss you have swag andd you wont look dumb ! @youloveants !! 
139139. @Diva2ude lmbo 
140140. Guhhh deeeh you ! 
141141. Know the Professionals , Information and facts on Cosmetic Dentist Procedures and Treatments : Anybody unfamiliar ... http://bit.ly/mEeohe 
142142. @montse_nn All my loving I will send to you ♥ 
143143. TCA to play for Colorado 3A women's soccer championship . #charterschool #tca #soccer 
144144. New FC Menu Utility 2.0 #apple http://t.co/VftFt2c 
145145. RT @Sl0wb00gie : @ashleydene lol you know im down like 4 flats on a cadillac ... lol wut it do ?? || Haha ! love it 
146146. Happy Guys Finish Last - EmpowHER.com http://t.co/orgxm33 vía @empowher 
147147. I don't want any of these people in my house right now , don't have anything to talk about , going to bed 
148148. Had Fun , Now I'm Omw To My Gma House For Her Birthday 
149149. RT @CelebsFacts : Bruno Mars hates it when cameramen zoom in too close . #CelebsFacts 
150150. @MrNixon357 aight leaving my crib in 20 minutes 
151151. What should be the length of your #maternity #wear ? -part I http://bit.ly/mjmERk 
152152. @TFP_103 @losoo5150 nigga u quit to 
153153. @cliine3 thanks :3 
154154. @_punkybrewster yea ik , just for me hahaa 
155155. @YMMoss china 
156156. Oo yeaa ii hear thunda ! Rainnn kum onnnnnn 
157157. @Virg1877 I'M on east coast and their on . don't know how that works live in CA .? WITWIAL 
158158. I think I do +_O " you're sick " RT @Mannando : Lmao u don even know what that means RT @M_teeDaQuEEn : Lol nawe lol RT 
159159. 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 Teen Titans ! 
160160. Ambitious young Italians are quitting their country in droves , leaving power in the hands of an elderly elite . http://t.co/6idomWv #tsunami 
161161. @updateconf I think I thought a ticket the other day - PayPal says Yes , Eventbrite's never heard of me . Can you confirm success/fail status ? 
162162. ; idk why ... but ifeel like talkin dirty O_o 
163163. @M40PixeL hi , how are you good ? http://t.co/aAY2Uga 
164164. I think jawn was tryna be smart talk'n bout da baul little do she know I dnt give two shits about none of these Cheyney boy's . 
165165. @FcknnMerissaa_ how ??! 
166166. RT @ForeverrLeslie : Damn , when u hit your toe on the door you wanna say every cuss word you know 
167167. RT @Martez_Faith : when in a relationship You need to understand the other person feelings besides yours . 
168168. Excellent article about Intelligent Management founder Lepore inspired by Jewish philosophy to find business solutions http://bit.ly/kxbW2Q 
169169. @Ollierussian I had potted shrimp last night . Except someone else ordered it & I couldn't work out why we had creme brulee for a starter ... 
170170. Pain is pleasure 
171171. RT @steven_moffat : " Daddy , what are THESE ? Can I have one ? These . Are . AWESOME !! " Louis , 9 , finding a VHS . 
172172. I made $300 . That is on top of the $550 I've made earlier on this trip . Not bad if I do say so myself . 
173173. @StephenRooney Not as bent as my finger ! It looks freaky ! 
174174. enjoys a good Snog at lunchtime . 
175175. RT @djhellayella : Tonight I'm at Club West in San Antonio ... This is what it was like the last time I was there . ( cont ) http://tl.gd/bb2458 
176176. @chamberlainwill Thanks for the #FF ! 
177177. TRUE BLOOD tonight ... still not sure I am gonna like the new XANADU style storyline they are getting into ... http://bit.ly/iXSxin 
178178. Guess Who " American Woman " 
179179. A woman dat wants me fa me ... . dats all I ask for . 
180180. @SabrinagLeek haha u wish ! Just wait for me to fins a cool name tht has darren + loewe in it lol ( everything sounds bad :( ) 
181181. RT @ohaiimalex : Seeing warped tour ads everywhere makes me want to cry . My favorite bands are having signings and its killing me alfhak 
182182. The 50% Return Method Billionaire Investor Warren Buffet Wishes He Could Use , You Can Use ! http://t.co/qsrdFJe 
183183. Rick Ross b-day party at K.O.D $200 a head ... .. Im in the building ... ... ... 
184184. " You should know , that if you come any closer .. I won't let you go . " 
185185. @TmoNSays of course she is lol 
186186. @AngieMaskeBerka NBC is going to have the NYC fireworks on . They are amazing-at least in person they were two years ago . 
187187. @justinbieber I'm a big fan of yours and admire your work , follow me ? [/35 
188188. Happy Main Event Day ! GL to all who are playing on Day 1A . Action begins at 3 ET . 
189189. @RachelBlueBerry * jumps down walking over to you singing * Why do you do what you do to me ? Yea ! Why won't you answer me answer me ! Yea ! 
190190. @malamucha22 @MsLockallhearts they had their fun , we hd ours ! ;) lmaooo 
191191. just did some unfollows .. I hate havin #deadweight on my TL 
192192. @JoJoLyrics I hear enough talking , just turn round keep walking haha in that part 
193193. My friends category is odd again -.- 
194194. RT @Yueah_Bittie : You aint sh*t . 
195195. @i_LikeEmThick Go to sleep . lol 
196196. RT @EpicTweets_ : Staring at a hot guy and thinking ... We are going to make beautiful babies . 
197197. Wow stuck my hand in his cage and he ran and hid in his tubes /: 
198198. RT @SnackzBITCH : Eat that pussc like cold pizza lol 
199199. @CoverGurlFayyy i did tooo ! this is getting goood . lol 
200200. Girls fall in love w/ what they hear . Boys fall in love w/ what they see . That's why girls wear make up . & boys lie ... . # -Wiz Khalifa 
201201. @modTINGsingh can we go to tims please and tonkkss 
202202. I don't understand why someone would decline a game on words with friends #thingsunknown 
203203. yeah Start all overrrr 3YearsBreakout 
204204. @jlock4820 Brand New macbook with zero cost www.slop.in/qrvd 
205205. What a bummer . 
206206. Moving Truck Rentals http://dlvr.it/cTkhl 
207207. Wind 2.2 mph NNW . Barometer 1019.0 mb , Rising . Temperature 15.5 °C . Rain today 0.0 mm . Humidity 59% 
208208. RT @LoveForCSimpson : Cody Simpson says he doesn't like to pick up girls by telling them who he is : he wants her to like him for his pers ... 
209209. RT @ZhihuiLee : Don't nonsense ley ! We brother sister ! :D @JasonTan1511 I thought you love @XuepingAdole ma ! 
210210. @walkerhell I know but passing uni so I can go to America next year and stalk out Corey , that's a plan . 
211211. @eleven26am naw naw ima have to lock up w his ass lol but she's eating as usual  
212212. * wat happens to the energy when we " die " * 
213213. i love you more than love itself @farizaelstang 
214214. Nick Adamson's online audition for Gunrunner Billy Kane's character " The Rat " http://fb.me/Q2q1JwMr 
215215. @CareenaCoolAss u not callin me 
216216. hello bitches 
217217. @D_Fikes I miss Fiko .. 
218218. @Bryan_wright11 i lost all my contacts , smh . 
219219. RT @_frontpageher : #messagetomyex fuck that nigga that u love so bad , I know u still think about the times we had ! 
220220. @selenagomez do not hate you (: your not your fault that @justinbieber is set on you ! but please understand .. we are fans and we get jealous 
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222222. I wonder when Nic Cage is going to film " Another Something Something Las Vegas " . 
223223. @EddyOsullbnp realy ? would you guys ever consider a coalition , we need blears out ! 
224224. These great #boobs belong to @MadisonSquirts . http://t.co/X2brcES 
225225. I needa cut . 
226226. Whaoo #BlowUp RT @ENVYTheRedHead_ : My mom bitchh to much . 
227227. Dont stress , jus be happy 
228228. Ahh . Flutes sound really bad with cheap mics . Writing a song now , just need chords and I'll be good . Bye :D 
229229. Mi nexted tatt RT @slimisthe_hbic " see " no evil " hear " no evil " speak " no evil 
230230. « @KayoVito #KayoQ &A LADIES what if u tell a guy " I Love you " and he says " oh ok " ... ... . then what ? »then he don't love you lol 
231231. @yosoyRoland no you were right lol .. I do have to stop and I appreciate the input 
232232. Ordering , pizza (: yumm .. :DD starved .. 
233233. ON AIR : FeyDer - 20 Killa Choons Mix #Psych0Radio 
234234. Havin fun at cade fergusons house 
235235. your TL ... .. ::: " my boo silly . my boo likes milk . theres no competing with my boo . Im cookin for my boo . my boo my boo . MY BOO !!! " -__- 
236236. How ? RT @IRoc_Nikes08 : @_ExPLICITbarbie lol dats so ugly 
237237. Photo : http://t.co/2zggP2a 
238238. Cold , raining , dark early . You'd think it was November not August bank holiday weekend 
239239. ("`▽´)-σ • RT @YYISHolaf : Hhmm iyo yeee RT @RadioGalauFM : If you're not in a relationship with him but you're jealous -it means you love him . 
240240. " @allkpop : Super Junior’s Siwon transforms into ‘ Captain Choi ’ for “ Poseidon ” http://t.co/W2aG8os " 
241241. @DatYellow @StealthyCupcake 2+4 = 6 I have 8 . 
242242. @monaeebbyy2k11 I miss you too <3 I miss |California| but imma come see you as soon as I come back I #promise 
243243. RT @iamGUYEL : Don't stress the " could haves " if it should have , It would have 
244244. Do not feel good at all !! #notwinning 
245245. @Icallmyself Beautiful view . Thanks for sharing ! 
246246. OOHHHH that was sssoooo good !! 1st bath since May lol :) 
247247. fuck it i faked it 
248248. Givin out Back shots 
249249. The weather outside doesn't look too appealing . 
250250. Abe Lincoln ain't dead , he's in my pocket ;) 
251251. @inglish4u Hehe I'm still on my summer vacation :) but if I don't try get up earlier than now , I'll definitely be late for school :'( #i4u 
252252. Miss @HelzaStephanie ╮ ("╯_╰) ╭ 
253253. Its about to go down ! * kevin hart voice * 
254254. Bouta be home 
255255. @davidhemphill Were you guys at church yesterday ? I thought I saw you during worship , but I couldn't really tell because of those lights ... 
256256. @eyesof99 CD : 90% MP3 : 0% Vinyl : 10% 
257257. @BlackStaxx_SCF you already 
258258. @Tongriyang schl is ok so far ... . will calll u soon ... still with my fone ... he is good ;-) hw r u ? 
259259. RT @ispeakfemale : Be happy in front of people who don't like you . It kills them . 
260260. RT @thejoemoses : Also : buy tix for my good buddy @DarrenCriss in @H2SBway ! He will be amazing and I will be there cheering along w you ! ... 
261261. RT @thickinmyhips i hate being employed sometimes ! 
262262. Never cheat on a woman that holds you down when no one else does 
263263. Love you too Ariane <3 n_n 
264264. LMFAO !!!!!! damn , that had to be the laugh of the morning 
265265. @PrettyNpaidCEO right .. 
266266. ... .. think I might move to Raleigh . NCSU giving up any money ?? 
267267. jelena is still annoying af . 
268268. RT @MarcUn4gettable : im either goin be the BEST or the WORST , but atleast im #1 in your HEART at it .. 
269269. @AKOffSafety he STAY drinkin it . He be burpin nshit lmao 
270270. @Say_WatsReal ; awe you miss me ?? 
271271. This #CoonShit right here tho twitpic.com/6s0h5f 
272272. #FOLLOW us & #CHECKOUT the multi-talented Spanglish/Techno/Pop Singer/Model @LaniBoomBoom aka Lady Boom Boom http://t.co/370clluQ 
273273. Tagged : @Celiajulia @maariferrodi - http://t.co/E2DTX8mJ 
274274. RT @SayingsForGirls : He's cute . He's fine . He's everything but mine . 
275275. RT @taylorswift13 : I got to say ' peace up , A-town down ' in atlanta then @UsherRaymondIV came out and sang ' Yeah!' with me . I'm thinking ... 
276276. Big East CEOs OK commish to pursue expansion : The presidents and chancellors of the 14 remaining Big East member ... http://t.co/a7czSlGV 
277277. Lmfaooooooo !!!!! I am so done with u !!!!!! RT @ShayIzKilla : @Loveissii no Pad Thai u need breast implants !!!! Lmao 
278278. I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/DMqaU4vJ paris . flv 
279279. @evalina_eva RT @girlsdeals : One day I hope you look back at what we had , and regret every single thing you did to let it end . 
280280. this history paper is gay af . who needs creative writting for histroy 
281281. RT @HarryAndNiall1D : Sami Brookes Glamour Shot ! http://t.co/MW4wCNZx 
282282. RT @hesReal_CxD : RT " @ohLEGGOdinaa : The phrase ' she coo ' means the complete opposite . " #realshit 
283283. oh no ! apparently bbm is working again , que all the status's again -_- 
284284. RT @theprovince : How do you deter bears from your garbage ? Tri-Cities has 2,000 bear complaints annually http://t.co/94qOT3j1 via @ianau ... 
285285. Who do I belong to ? Unchanging Creator Immortal Eternal ... 
286286. RT @Klow7 : “ @JasonSereno : @Klow7 Front page of @funnyordie , baller ! http://t.co/yzRZT2oI ” ( @JaredDudley619 lmao !!! ) 
287287. RT @Bollebof : I don't have a drinking PROBLEM . I drink , I get drunk . I fall down . NO PROBLEM . 
288288. I heard ... 
289289. @TyeTyeee exactly ugh 
290290. @BenmStanley 4 pages to be precise 
291291. Reading and tweeting ( 99% tweeting , . 5% reading , . 5% wanting to fall asleep ) 
292292. I swear lately ive been making the wrong choices 
293293. I'm a super hero in my own right . Actually ... Anti Hero more like . 
294294. A nice fluffy pillow sounds great 
295295. @ily_Boobie lol ok 
296296. RT @jaxlively : !!! RT @Cooliomandingo : Homework blows tf outta my day . 
297297. Glad some network picked up #AmericasMostWanted . @lifetimetv 
298298. RT @kerriewanted1D : @Leaah_TW this park is the cutest thing ever omg http://t.co/2RNYQ4NZ 
299299. @DamiraBasimah okaay , 
300300. i really want a pet gremlin like seriously they are so cute and i promise i wont feed it after midnight ? :') 
301301. @ffionface dye our tanyas hair plz !? 
302302. " It is an honor for a man to cease from strife … " (Proverbs 20:3 , AMP ) 
303303. RT @OurTeenFacts : Don't start when you know in the end you will be the one to say sorry . 
304304. Punkin I carved in 1st period . (: http://t.co/r7Xx7Wba 
305305. “ @iGotDA_BODY Lived In Memphis My Whole Life , And Ian Never Been To Voodoo Village ! ” 
306306. keep it #Gangsta 
307307. In & out in less than a half hour , thank you Jesus ! 
308308. @UglyNipplesTho awh shit ! my po babie ... you good now ?! 
309309. Since football seasons over what should i do ... 
310310. @roseofhurlo OK . Tomorrow you take the 5.30 shift . I'll get up at 7 for some ruthless editing . 
311311. Lol , this kid ... 
312312. " Logic will get you from A to B . Imagination will take you everywhere . " - Albert Einstein . [ http://t.co/H2DrUdVX ] #tech #beupdate 
313313. RT @run4pasigriver : @yengunplugged Hi . Pls help us RT @ABSCBNStore are selling limited edition ( cont ) http://t.co/0ZGUrQdr 
314314. true “ @ZodiacFacts : A #Virgo is very irritated by people in general . They need a lot of personal space or they will treat you with disdain . ” 
315315. Sleeping beauty like princess ~ 
316316. I hate MSU !! Hawwwwwwwks !! 
317317. RT @GryffindorAngie : @GeorgeWeasley_ read this !!! http://t.co/Qn5tk3vF 
318318. RT @FayePalmerNews : Exclusive picture of @FayePalmer_BB and Jay's mum Sue ! http://t.co/rJHLPRrj 
319319. BUT WHO IS BUYING ????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
320320. @WaltBabyLove504 they not using IDs ! Its a classic , gotta buy ticket =( 
321321. RT @MensHumor : In my will , I'm going to demand that one of my friends show up to the funeral in the Scream costume and not say a word . 
322322. @Zoe_Titmuss yeh i have no idea but i cant wait xx 
323323. Goodnight 
324324. 3-0 !! Phew !!! Good no TD !!! Go job D !!! #birdgang 
325325. @savanastang there are more #creatures in donny's room in today too bad you missed them :) 
326326. Without gratuitous sex , we would be no better than animals 
327327. RT @MovemberUK : Quite , quite extraordinary #movember effort : http://t.co/cE8LwhBg via @twitpic 
328328. Is today thanks giving ? : L 
329329. PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET ! The Prince doco is on at 9PM on BBC4 , and then Purple Rain is on at 10PM . Apologies for earlier incorrect timings . 
330330. RT @QuotesGeek : Always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox . 2GB account is free ! http://t.co/clhZfz0w 
331331. @MysWilliams damn sis ! lol u bold as hell for dat ! 
332332. That moment when someone tells you that you and him would look good together . ♥ 
333333. RT @JasonKennedy1 : I'm sitting down with Gaga for an in depth intv 2day , got ? ' s -> RT @ladygaga : The " Marry The Night " Video will prem ... 
334334. “ @TeamBekka : I just voted for Ian Somerhalder #tvdramaactor #PeoplesChoice . Retweet to vote http://t.co/Q0KjpsL9 via @peopleschoice ” 
335335. @alexvitlin Donald Rumsfeld . Look what that did to the world . 
336336. Goodnight everyone ... <33 :// 
337337. [ POST ] Spammy’s 12 Days of Xmas : Day 2 – Burning the Tool Log http://t.co/PdNKL8qF 
338338. @WWE doesn't change anything if it's a " best seller . " IE @JohnCena and the WWE Title . Most businesses reinvest their profits into NEW things 
339339. No Test for me , tomar :) 
340340. My hustle is perpetual that means it never stops moving 
341341. O RT @Fatt_Stacks : L RT @YSLaurenT_ : Doesn't look like any QT tonight . 4 days 7 hrs and 11mins 😔 
342342. All our dreams can come true , if we have the courage to pursue them . -- Walt Disney 
343343. Fuck what he wants .. He's dead to the world now .. I want ! 
344344. http://t.co/n7fLWISR How to Talk to a Widow 
345345. RT @safff_ « @SCREAM_MICHine @Elijah_R cuffin in the avi , Gimme $20 » 
346346. RT @Comedyscreen : Black List 2011 : The Top 10 hottest scripts in Hollywood http://t.co/pBoscUdg 
347347. How To Lose Weight Quick After Pregnancy http://t.co/uvSH8Vxf 
348348. Family Feud Decades trophy list http://t.co/7VDrYVlb 
349349. Freaks come out at night . 
350350. Irritating bunch of china people on the bus . -.- 
351351. Pictures of me turn me on , is that wrong . ? 
352352. @laurentt_ When you going next ? :) Xxxx 
353353. @Princsella what bit are you on atm 
354354. @BrionyBea hehee , thankyou :D awh lmao :) xxx 
355355. @JanetteAhylin did u get that janette !? " prefection rhymes with one direction " Not Janette Gonzalez . ~ Lol 
356356. time to start living like just before we die 
357357. Purchase your seats to see the Patriots here http://t.co/RjivbHCp 
358358. @BlowMeAway117 No , there are more extensive steps there . Try them all , in order . ^PS 
359359. @mashalmatere @NjoodM @WaleedAlsaggaf @Sa7i_Elbal and some others unfollowed me [ checked by http://t.co/EwYj9xGI ] 
360360. @AdorableJustinB CONGRATS !!! FREDO NOTICED YOU !! please help me get noticed . :P 
361361. @mii_YoYo You Suppose To Say Good'Morning LOVE ♥ 
362362. I want a unicorn . #NOHOMO 
363363. Another push to allow guns on college campuses : The upcoming legislative session will see a push by pro-gun ... http://t.co/QFzgmXOm 
364364. @igctrance wow ! O.o 
365365. your voice made my new year ♥ 
366366. Nobody cares about watch did in 2011 ! 
367367. @ScarletAblettx #YNWA best wishes at this sad time 
368368. RT @O_KayKayy : That awkward moment when you realize that you probably shouldn't have told somebody something ... 
369369. Super Bowl Countdown : http://t.co/ZuVEYdYm 
370370. RT @FRIENDSHlP : Friendship is love without kissing ... 
371371. Lil niggas in my brother school trying to bully him and one of em on highschool . Smh looking like I will be their tomorrow . fuck school 
372372. RT @Restaurant_Ebok : Gas Fitter and Central Heating Engineer Business Plan 
373373. RT @iSwiftGeeks : @BieberEpicc AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !! Please do me a favor and POST CHAPTER 15 . 
374374. @bamfnicole haha I didn't see that response before the direct message and thought it was public . Fail ;( but haha okayy ! 
375375. RT @kameronwhalum : " I do it for my folk who genuinely want me to win " 
376376. @Heather37323 Bryan and I saw you on TV ! 
377377. " We can’t command our love , but we can our actions " - Sir Arthur Connan Doyle http://t.co/4ZN1gCjH #NOOK 
378378. First time on hear and don't have a clue wot to do lol xxx 
379379. I Feel Gud ... .. 
380380. @Bella_Bijou Kmsl . Leave Anna out . of this . God Ima have to hear about this all week huh 
381381. @TuRbii Yes . I'm also gong to Eastside's pre-show rehearsal , and trying to go to yours as well . #TeamDiddleHype #ReppinHomeTeams 
382382. @HollieRicard yaaay ! ^.^ 
383383. Someone was just questioning how I would look pregnant ... and asked if I would lose the weight after having the baby ... I said hell yea ! 
384384. I gotta make my way to the sprint store n I really don't wana go outside ima try to get moms to give me a ride lol 
385385. “ @WTFCrazyFacts : The average human experiences about 70,000 thoughts a day . ” I must be fucking stupid cuz I just think about one thing : 
386386. RT @Jaytit : Bored as fuck 
387387. I wish you had a fone so we can talk ! 
388388. " The Playbook " FUNNIEST EPISODE EVERRRR hahahahah 
389389. Oh god who is this and why did he follow me ? I'm not funny or anything like that 
390390. Sergio Ramos calls for end to Real Madrid ' mole ' talk as Iker Casillas is accused of leaking his team-mate's argument with Jose Mourinho 
391391. @MakeupD0ll im 16 and i love makeup . i want to start a twitter account with my art and tutorials . how do i get started ? 
392392. OK , East Haven : There are 9 contenders for the Academy Award in the Best Picture category . What's your pick ? http://t.co/LsYEWQLv 
393393. Stupid Kilkenny didn't get to meet @Royseven :/ 
394394. RT @GodlyTweet : This is the day the Lord has made , I will rejoice and be glad in it :) 
395395. Cut my hair , gag and bore me 
396396. Wah my mum damn stalker sia i need to private my tweets 
397397. I love My sister and her slowness lolol 
398398. Watch Mobbed Season 1 Episode 5 Episode 5 No Survey Channel online HD ... http://t.co/2mRPFMjt 
399399. Hapy b'day purple egg ^^ @GaemGyu 
400400. @asya269 Follow @hardiksco .. He has awesome quotes and Your end up with wow .. :-) Follow him if you like his tweets .. 
401401. #YouNotBlackIf You haven't made a friday joke ( Yeen gotta lie craig ! ) 
402402. RT @ILoveThem4s : @HelloMrNiNO hang in there cousin love you 
403403. My definition of a hot date includes a delicious cup of tea , a really good book and cuddling by myself in the couch . 
404404. not knowing what to do <<<<< 
405405. @Korentine_ Omg Luke you need to watch remember me . I literally was balling . You'd love it . 
406406. RT @WhatTheFFacts : If you dream of an Alien it means you are having difficulty adjusting to new conditions or someone is invading your p ... 
407407. RT @LoveDrGuadalupe : I feel like a bum , I look like a bum , I smell like a bum , I am hungry like a bum . I am just a fucking bum . 
408408. @GavenAng LOL where got ?? 
409409. jeronimo ft stay-c _ I am no superman #np 
410410. Former Villarreal and Panathinaikos boss Victor Munoz set for Al Ittihad post http://t.co/d9SN0ieQ 
411411. Serge : moe imma mf'n #crank Geo : yo azz ah goofy !!.... Geo and serge fight fa 2 mins ... That be the funniest ever 
412412. RT @MAMIfrom_PR : “ @Loves_BEE : #oomf Is a liar , kaylee knows who Im talking about ” a lot of yur followers r liars ! Lol 
413413. Fuck  
414414. RT @JuicyJennaa : @Dame_O_DewBaby aite bruh bruh I got you foue 
415415. Owning Your Craft in the Fitness Business - http://t.co/hTizU4q9 #Fitness BodyBuilding #Professionals #Vancouver 
416416. @HDstateofMind wat channle 
417417. RT @MISSMYA : " It always seems impossible until it's done . " - Nelson Mandela 
418418. @DAPtheGreat THANK YOU !!!! 
419419. Someone isn't replyIng back ! @kendall_trigga 
420420. Feelin like poop .. 
421421. @room_downstairs where did you ask ? We are very prompt with replies . If you want to DM your name or email we can check right now . 
422422. RT @ohgirlphrase : When I see you , I smile . When you smile back , my heart smiles ♥ 
423423. RT @ReaITygaTyga : #Retweet if your biggest fear is losing your MOM ! 
424424. RT @kirkfranklin : The word teaches us to turn the other cheek ; but it doesn't teach you to confuse meek for weak . You're Christian ... not ... 
425425. How`s ready for summer ?? :) i`am defently ! 
426426. @KarenAlloy that how long my pubes are ? I'm gonna go trim them too ! 
427427. RT @mizs_santucci : RT @CAPO_BELLE : Blood Makes You Related . Loyalty Makes You Family . 
428428. IKR ! RT " @YourFavEmirati : " Battery too low for radio use " Ok great , so why are you still on ? " 
429429. I think Giovanni Dos Santos hard as rh .. Man just don't get no play .. 
430430. Gn8 worldwide 
431431. @Jo_so1o You Dont get Fat Off Oatmeal ... Its Good For Dieting 
432432. #StopKony I've read about it . #Supporting 
433433. @MaliiBo @_tee_aanal miss y'all too just gonna leave me out the damn convo dicks lol 
434434. I didn't even know what the changes were ... oh well . 
435435. RT @VINNYGUADAGNINO : There's a valuable lessen to be learned here kids . When things get rough ... .. buy a stripper pole #Jerzathon 
436436. Des hoes don't wanna talk they wanna fuck that's y they give they numbers out so easy 
437437. Why aren't I tired ? -_- 
438438. First serious attack by Philadelphia , but the Timbers D got the ball out . 
439439. How I describe the perfect couple : Actor , Tall , Singer , Awkward , Streisand Worshiper , Canadian , New Yorker , Drummer , Person 
440440. when poeple don't know how to told a texting conversation << 
441441. RT @ieatpussy4pizza : @Allan_oVo got them black girl groupies though 
442442. Yea * fist pumps * mhmm 
443443. Happy Mothers Day ! #bigmummalove 
444444. Fuck you mode right now . 
445445. @georgiameramo how was paris !? Xx 
446446. Wish I was at odd future rn  
447447. Where tf is nick 
448448. Im prepared , but wait for eran's RT @lalafadilaa finally done with my outline .. the rest it's your turn gaes @windwnda n @abcderan :) 
449449. Fucking bitches all the time i give em Dick im on dey mind i got angels demons constantine 
450450. @Reybot 10th ... that random chicks nasty ass breath :-) 
451451. Dreams are hopeless aspirations , in hopes of becoming true - Believe in yourself , the rest is up to #MEANDYOU . 
452452. RT @Yo_Gurl_On_Fire : I blow supplies up in the air sometimes saying ayoo take that Cato 
453453. @MrsAlyBieber If u want some FUNNY & TRUE quotes on your timeline then u should follow » @AnilGujaraTi « He'll have u laughing all day ! 
454454. @Bitch3sLoveM3 ive been fine .. could be better lol [: 
455455. @PamalaSharpe lmao I'm not a sheep who listens to it cos everyone else does , its generally shit :( 
456456. DAMMIT TENTEN !!! Can't you just let a ninja pee in peace ??!!?!?!?!? http://t.co/lz8Y9iUv 
457457. RT @jdbieber_ftw : he looks so crushed lmao http://t.co/4BwoGzfk 
458458. Whenn i seee uglyy boys that i think is cutee , i bee likee mhmmmm he isss cuteeeee . && my momma holla out ion kno wth yu looking at lol 
459459. Ty Beanie Babies - Set of 2 Beanies ( Dora & Boots ): TY Beanie Babies Set of 2- Dora the Explorer and Boots http://t.co/c90SAqaR 
460460. Griners a boss 
461461. Home sweet home :) 
462462. Wanna see Wrath of the Titans so bad ! 
463463. I had my old Bitch go bck 2 School 2 get her Masters ... 
464464. This tweet is to get me off of 666 tweets ... Eat it Satan ! Jesus is alive and you lose !!! 
465465. @BeyonceFan1981 I'm allergic and they taste horrible 
466466. Yeah you love him , but just stop . 
467467. @_OriginalYerp_ lol im d po ne with . you 
468468. @al9aaaad8 Looks like F1 will go ahead but you & I know that the Opposition lads will not go down without a fight . Im afraid it will get bad 
469469. RT @KIyieJenner : Kendall and I will be followng the next 60 people who follow @ohteenquotes for us , RT if you did ! 
470470. @SamHulick I have Artrage which is super cheap and may do what you want . I'm no artist but worth a quick look at $50ish . 
471471. Discouragement could set in now , dampening the fires of your i ... More for Pisces http://t.co/HpTt2c0r 
472472. @KaylaLMitchell we are not going because of rain we are going on Friday .. 
473473. I need to stop being so realistic !! #being a dreamer once in a while is such a blessing some times 
474474. @LondonTrustNone Latee ASS Smh U Shud Be Ashamed Llss ' 
475475. RT @iBeenHadSOLE : Thats why Jamie IS THAT NIGGA ! Lol 
476476. @iGot_Charisma13 you wont ? 
477477. The current administration says it does not have to go to Congress to declare war if Americans are not in the war zone . 
478478. " @Queen_Jochebed : @MrTylerDoggett only cause black people churches go strong till 2 lol " chill hahaha !!! 
479479. Try cooking chili in it RT @Mr_UnLadyLike : this wind is serious 
480480. @RachelBaiocco where do you park cars that people are just craping in the street ? #whatthehell 
481481. !!!!! " @GetzWat_I_Want : #YourSexIsWEAK If I fall asleep during it ... Nigga get off me !!!!!!! " 
482482. Apple Now Accepting Design Award Nominations – PC Magazine http://t.co/JBpgnboS 
483483. we were like " damm who is that .. Shorty bad ! " ctfu 
484484. Had 3 cans of Pepsi ! I was thirst af 
485485. I'm in and out the pussy #DriveThru !!! 
486486. Watch : Rihannas new music video : http://t.co/sUxePfXO 
487487. Biscuit dry as hell >.< 
488488. Strength . Courage . Determination . Pride . Passion . Belief . #ycfc 
489489. RT @3xOscar : Fucking @MargaritaAlexis is louder than an group of barking dogs . 
490490. “ @Iamyungsmilez BLUEROOM MAY 19TH FEMS FREE AND DRINK FREE TIL 11:30 $5 ALL NIGHT BEHIND WINN DIXIE ON PINEHILLS ROAD LEGGOOO ” 
491491. I'm mad he wants some of my eggrolls I just spent $2.50 on them 
492492. RT @BrunoMars : Thugs don't say that shit cray ... . Thugs say That's so Raven 
493493. Follow us on :: By Gregg Keizer , Computerworld A Windows developer , upset at the likely demise of Windows Live Wr ... http://t.co/u3kcE57c 
494494. Nigguhs Heard Im Gettin Money So Now Dey Creepin Thru .. 
495495. Making #Travel a Reality http://t.co/r4IWjn4B @DenverEric #yakezie #lifestyle #budget #travelhacking 
496496. : ' -D face that grinds RT @Retro__O : Ladies- @vandalSwagg gives ruff-rider head . 
497497. RT @AutumnNicoleeee : I don't need no hoes , bitches , niggas , freaks , sidelines , as long as I got Y O U <3 
498498. @theSilentTruth1 Amen , Hallelujah thank You Jesus ! :) 
499499. Photoset : http://t.co/ADWfZJvy 
500500. @carolin_chrissy thanks darling . I don't even wear red bottoms because heels too high and I'm already tall but those I needed to have . 
501501. RT @JaaChambers225 : Lil B verse on Sorry 4 The Wait mixtape #WorstRapLineEver 
502502. #COUVERTURENOIRE ( Black Cover ) Fiction&NonFiction Stories Collection | Indonesian | Rp 33.700 , - | http://t.co/KDGa0gT1 http://t.co/6HfbQtLu 
503503. RT @KPegula : Tyler Ennis and his broken stick . Can't say it's gunna be as popular as the Gerbe video though http://t.co/cDvwsP59 
504504. Nice to who ? RT @sillyspike : @mississippi10 you know @LanitaD rode the bus with us . She was witness to me being nice on the bus . 
505505. #YouGotTheWrongDavid IT'S T-E-N-N-A-N-T , NOT BECKHAM ! 
506506. bt I hate bein sick even more 
507507. . Step Brothers #Lol 
508508. @Zakk_Miller just not my cup of tea 
509509. Eight Girls Pull Best Yearbook Prank Ever http://t.co/H5Sv0zyK 
510510. The whistle he had going on ... <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 
511511. Tour ready . http://t.co/S2m5C80J 
512512. @Tj_Slab19 Like I said " got me fucked up " that ain't true about em all 
513513. @senorsarita What's that ! 
514514. RT @jrockfor3 : About to crush this Denny's!!!!!! 
515515. RT @marleemou : @JohnsHNIC I'll literally be there at 7:07 . :D 
516516. stunt devils .. 
517517. @_MyHipsDontLie_ You would have had 1,987,001 followers if you did <3 lol 
518518. @ZachVall @daniellecroce nah we thought of it a few days ago 
519519. @ObeyNell she looks like it pacin ' back & forth lol 
520520. My lady on her Marilyn http://t.co/QZgFaK84 
521521. RT @MadeaSimmons_ : I hate ppl that say " He's a nice person once you get to know him " They might as well just say " He's a jerk , but you ' ... 
522522. Tessa really stole all then people's food . 
523523. I'm saving gas today 
524524. FINN IS SLOWLY KILLING ME AH YAWAA 
525525. @oceans45 Traffic was horrible this morning but it turned out to be a great day !! 
526526. I wonder how much isit original vans t-shirt $42 when there's a sale ?? $20 ? :D 
527527. 20 DAYS LEFT TILL LONDON <3 
528528. RT @xBiebers_Worldx : RT for a shoutout ♥ 
529529. @GalacticLacquer is having a giveaway ! http://t.co/vwtGvNl5 http://t.co/vwtGvNl5 
530530. @MelCardillo weird cause your not doin either .. 
531531. Blu Cantrell just came on my Destiny's Child Pandora . See what happens when you leave the door open ? Getcho ass out !!! 
532532. @1SmartiePants when have u ever said yes ... ? 
533533. Rihanna changed her all style she was nothing like she is now 
534534. all i , wanna hear u say is r u mineeeee 
535535. @DomsWildThings OOooo you made my head spin with that one ! You are such a cheeky studmuffin ! 
536536. @Rhe_says lyod and Wayne - you that was bigggg ! 
537537. Tumbling Today 
538538. June 21 * sigh * 
539539. @wejustlove1D_ yay ! Thanyou so much ! Much love to you ! xxxx 
540540. I KNIFED A GUY THROUGH A WALL 
541541. @LosLauren_ Well Goodmorning to you to then brat 
542542. not sure if out of happiness or sickness 
543543. RT @_KINGC : RT @Bentleighaudi : I would punched flames outta him ! Don't sing to me !!!!! 
544544. #InMiddleSchool @TaeLovesMe_ slapped the shit out of tyeln , n that nigga just standed there y his face turnin pink ! 
545545. awk moment when a guy puts on fb that he hates getting head ... well alrighty then 
546546. RT @mzmalynda : I'm sure !! @EatMyDiamonds U got No time 4the Drama . Keep It Moving Boo ! 
547547. This is more about storm than baseball , but here's your recap of Potomac's 4-1 victory in weather-shortened 7 innings http://t.co/7k8u7LgC 
548548. I predict I won't win a single game I bet on . Got Cliff Lee today , so if he loses its on me RT @e_one : Texas ( cont ) http://tl.gd/6meogh 
549549. RT @DjBlack_Pearl : wat muhfuckaz wearin 4 the lingerie party ????? 
550550. Wednesday 27th october 2010 . 》have a nice day :) 
551551. RT @ddlovato : @joejonas oh , hey THANKS jerk ! 
552552. @thecamion I like monkeys , but I still hate COSTCO parking lots .. 
553553. @DDaimaru I may have to get minecraft after watching videos of it 
554554. RT @eye_ee_duh_Esq : LMBO ! This man filed an EMERGENCY Motion for Continuance on account of the Rangers game tonight ! « Wow lmao 
555555. RT @musicdenver : Lady Gaga - Bad Romance http://dld.bz/n6Xv 
556556. RT @cheriexamor : When you have a good thing , hold it , squeeze it , never let it go . 
557557. Texas Rangers are in the World Series ! Go Rangers !!!!!!!!! http://fb.me/D2LsXBJx 
558558. Just watched the Jersey Shore episode of Southpark . Really don't like South park , but that was hilarious !!!!!!! 
559559. Gradpics Today <3 !! 
560560. @Uncrownd_Prince hell yea 
561561. Next week - TWO morning Zumba classes with me if you're interested - Monday Nov 1st at 8:30 am and Wednesday at ... http://fb.me/KWr0PRQF 
562562. Calgary 1980 PONTIAC TRANS AM T TOPS $ 4,900 . 00 OVER 175 CARS TRUCKS AND SUV'S 90 DAY WARRENTY ... http://tinyurl.com/239fktn 
563563. -is bored out of my MIND becaus fallout doesn't work on my computer . - It keeps CRASHING ! 
564564. calm heechul .. ^^ RT @Heedictator : http://twitpic.com/317hjw HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHi~☆ 
565565. @BettyMcSweets that hurts ! 
566566. Great Review on #JBSpinshttp :// jbspins.blogspot.com/2010/10/fandom-love-saturday-nightmares.html 
567567. It weighs too much this time . My hands are broken . She'll disappear this time . 
568568. @We_luv_thisGuY was guud shitty ass 
569569. Man , Heat need Tahj on the court . 
570570. RT @iceaxe5 : #cholera #haiti ... And how many lives ( and family providers ) would have been saved with faster warning & response . 
571571. @TaylorFly Yup , 63 - 53 ... 
572572. Needs to focus NOW . 
573573. That thing caused abt $200 from the mall i wonder would my warranty help 
574574. @iamcomedy LOL I know right 
575575. Bbm yawn face * Man that #napflow felt so refreshing . 
576576. RT @kamilaluvsdemi : @IselgomezI dont really know where i would be without you and Demi <3 i luv youuuu 
577577. #IfMyMomsHadATwitter I would throw subs at her like it was no tomorrow -_- 
578578. @TweetWithChinky aim me cahh 
579579. Biocon to invest 161 million dollars in Malaysia http://dlvr.it/7c1G2 
580580. @xpleasestaymine Because I don't have school on Friday 
581581. @xMSxJAZZEExTGOD lol , naw , we good 
582582. @JoshMiami I'm off Thursday . Is that good for you ? 
583583. nowFOLLOWiNG @youngstunna336 lemme give him a quick s\o !!! Ladies follow him he's #teamfollowback hey chris !!! 
584584. What #exhibitors are currently least satisfied with in their trade show display http://ow.ly/30d3P #exhbiting #tradeshow #eventprofs #b2b 
585585. @mercedesjay06 of course she can come 
586586. @MS_OUTTA_ORDA lol it wasnt blood but thanks . 
587587. @EnKore03 lmfao ! 
588588. RT @YourFavWhiteGuy : Helppp meeeee . I'mmm meltiiinngggg --> http://twitpic.com/316cjg 
589589. We made it :) lol http://twitpic.com/315uo0 
590590. @alexanderdeleon I tear up every time I hear that one . Reminds me of my niece who is my world <3 
591591. Hello sweet morning ;-) 
592592. News : Congress Gives Facebook Privacy Homework Extension : clickz Facebook was ... http://bit.ly/bYVZHO ((( please share ))) 
593593. RT @ratihreno : Hello , I'm at @oxsy ' s home with @Elma_SR @pipitberliani @mayciss and @syari2112 :) 
594594. #LebronShould know his only championship is ' slam dunk '. @infiniteideal 
595595. Autism Families Given Fresh Hope -- SimpleStepsAutism . Com Launches : American Families Facing the Heart-Breaking D ... http://yhoo.it/d9utZ2 
596596. @LelandBChapman ... when will you come out to the field :) 
597597. ok im watchin u baby & thinkin bout all the things that i can do baby . on top of the world when im on top of u baby . sp… http://lnk.ms/DcjFh 
598598. RT @Jadesmokedgreen : Who's ever smoked before they took a test at school ? / * raises hand & jumps up& down * me , meee ! 
599599. RT @basilBronson : somebody should text me :) 
600600. @MrHelium89 LOOLLL I was lyin gem 
601601. @CaliforniaVixen lmao I was waiting for u to say something after the barely pulled it out ....... they still weak as hell tho lol 
602602. #thingsyouwishyoucouldsaybutcant stop praying to GOD like a genie he don't give u what u want he gives u what you need #iApproveThisMessage 
603603. @LyricandMelody She whispered don't you have a place to go ? Why are you even in California ? 
604604. @HippieOfLove u eat sushi ? 
605605. SHOWOFFRADIO LIVE !!! 
606606. Iyaz is an ugly mofuhka . Lol iv seen him super up close . #randomthought 
607607. Its feeling like a second chance , and its the first impression . 
608608. @ashleyalong yeah that was the funniest thing that @cotyjohnson has ever said 
609609. people are really scalping wiz khalifa tickets for more than $100 in AZ , shit is fucking ludicrous 
610610. ( 1/2 ) ' d cmichele1231 hi .' okay . whatever i dont lie . thats against Jesus . maybe i dont wanna be friends with you . you thought pooja c ... 
611611. #shoutout to the nigga that just walked by me and I thought it was a white girl talking .. 
612612. Yll wis u live in MIAMI 
613613. @joe0718 hey easy on my dude Bron Bron . its early u kno better ... 
614614. FREAKY LIKE MY LADY PYRAMID 
615615. I've been singing a new tune a long time ago you just weren't listening ... now maybe you'll pay better attention 
616616. The last retweet was for @MaxBurke . lol 
617617. @beethequeenbee lol . Awe 
618618. Ayeee , fuck you . 
619619. @CarolinaFlame7 Clinton is the reason for financial mess . All this " Bad Credit OK " started when he was in office . 
620620. @ninarosario Home is where I'd like to be right now ! My mom feeding me more than what I need . :) the best ! 
621621. RT @ItsThingsInLife : retweet if you hate when your eyes are watery and everyone thinks you're crying #ItsThingsInLife 
622622. " Don't move on from the Gospel , move into the Gospel !" Todd Friel 
623623. Go get it boy !!!! Warriors !!!! 
624624. RT @andyroddick : jim courier new davis cup captain .... great choice ! 
625625. have you ever seen a studd who wear micros . 
626626. Sad ! You called me a liar when I was searous . You know you were my bottom bish ! RT @NessumsSooSassy : @LambchopFierce ahahha liar ! How are u ? 
627627. RT @tannyya_ : Better late than never , but never late is better -Drake <3 
628628. monica singing from the heart in this song 
629629. Who you twitter banging ? Since the chances of you getting for real is " 0 ". Me Jada Pinkett Smith . Sorry Will . Just a lil twit adultry . :) 
630630. @PDP_Candace Follow @GamerSaloon & win CA$H playing your favorite video games ! #gamersaloon 
631631. RT @ihateKatStacks pull out a gold magnum condom while packing a 4 inch dick #WhoDoesThat ----- LMFAO ... #DamnShame ... 
632632. Debating if i should go to this bar and watch this game or just chill hmmm .. decisions decisions . 
633633. Photo : http://tumblr.com/xohnc4qk5 
634634. Yahoo ! HotJobs : NIGHT AUDITOR-Hotel Association of Nort-Duncanville , TX- http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/j/JK35233U83B #jobs 
635635. @MzChocolatae looking good in the pic u put up 
636636. wessss keep metal hjahah \m/ RT @AWOEMASA : Metal 
637637. Having consistently aged daily for many years , I am finding that my curmudgeonly traits are becoming more prevalent . 
638638. @_QueenCharlene lol I know ... 
639639. oh , home again ... The shooting was awesome ! 
640640. mo-tivation , mo-tivation . Get up get going , make something of your day !!! MO-TIVATION . I just made this up to not be lazy . ok . bye . 
641641. Inspired after a yummy lunch with @erinepage . Thanks ! 
642642. RT @yungworm21 : Lebron in beast mode 
643643. wow Deja_fckn_Vu i had a dream just like what just happened to me just now , shit is spooky-wierd 
644644. #jordanheels are very useful in a fight cause a hoodrat will put a jordan stamp n hole in ur dome lls 
645645. Great Mornin Beautiful People !! Have a good one 
646646. RT @Shae_FreeDrizzy : No you're not twinn RT @Jay_Reyes : I'm Ugly . 
647647. is all about Pennsylvania Polka by Lawrence Welk 
648648. RT @Pretty_Girl1908 Where is punk ass , @ShaineO_Mac Tonite !!! < Honestly who cares ?? :-P 
649649. @WaddleandSilvy sup shirt off 
650650. She got 2b good looking cuz she so hard 2 please 
651651. I just took " ( ALL PARTS ! ) You're an absolutely normal girl and one day you saw Jazmyn Bi ..." and got : Part 6 ! ! Try it : http://bit.ly/aUMrcL 
652652. Whaddup pimpin ken . Ha ! 
653653. fiNna gO tO cHeErleAdiN pRactiCe ... yaY #cheer 
654654. RT @LongLiveAndrea : #whatif People believed everything that they " heard " about me .. -dumb fuckers . 
655655. @adamkotsko nice ! 
656656. I had forgotten how much i looove coffee cake !! Yup ! I Love Coffee Cake . Y Que ?! 
657657. RT @glynnaustinn : RT @koloradolane : #random ii love how this nigga @glynnaustinn kome in with the singing on #HawthorneNigga #noelton - ... 
658658. RT @bigbarracuda : If U R a scuba diver U must read Barracuda . This novel has more thrills than JAWS ! 57 reviews 4stars http://simurl.com ... 
659659. Haha . My producer said UV vodka is a bad situation waitin to happen , i said #fuuuuuuucccit 
660660. @iiTs_Keyzlaa nah u really do though . Ur like on your 6 pic http://myloc.me/dxNyx 
661661. RT @paigemontojo : Flyboys ! James franco don't die , I love you ! 
662662. Journalists and Social Media experts alike will appreciate this spoof out of Dallas : http://trunc.it/c5l6r 
663663. @R0ZiiE when do You start your job ? 
664664. RT @liltunechi : 8 days until they #FreeWeezy . Shoutout #FreeWeezy all day everyday until he's home !! //FREE LIL WAYNE !!! 
665665. 8% of usa has masters ... 
666666. Islamic Jihad militant killed near Gaza border http://bit.ly/cN9O60 
667667. @3BrosAngel what happened ? 
668668. @FreshETP757 @MuneeETP @SleepETP , MORNING #ETP FAM 
669669. would you watch a sappy movie with Kim if she asked you to ? — I've watched sappy movies with kim several times . http://4ms.me/9YDPLg 
670670. @josaypoo GURRRL HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP . ~RUHYPNOL 
671671. @sdothalliday lmao 
672672. RT @AgentJTBaron : RT @pinnie99 RT @WooHooYoo : #Rush : There are no excuses for US soldiers to not have the ballets to vote . Where is the ... 
673673. Wait But Why Tho ? 
674674. So when Mike Miller comes back the Heat become the favorite again right ? lmfao 
675675. @Sexy_Overdose better late than never right ? thats what they say 
676676. RT @NeiaCracks What's the point of a grown man with a mohawk ?? 
677677. Can I come ? 
678678. RT @Relationship1O1 : Stop fooling urself with ' it'll be different this time ', its just different shades of the same 
679679. @topshelfcuzo that good times episode was fucking hilarious 
680680. damm that cutt deep , i justt noticedd daht ..... 
681681. @SWAGGA_L iDC we got rings we aint chumps 
682682. Tomorrow ... Socacize will be on Rogers TV from 10 – 11:30 a.m. If you missed us we'll be back at 3:00 p.m. , and midnight 
683683. @HisCedesBENZ 17 
684684. Lmao RT @MoeMartin44 : RT @ehitch42 : That cheerleader was not attractive .. lmao << you would hit tho !! Lol 
685685. Idk what this movie on #BET is but I've seen it before and its hilarious ! 
686686. @meliSalazar I LOVE YOU MORE 
687687. Uh-oh ! RT @Creativityflow : Time to trim the twitter following tree ! 
688688. Want To Make $200 Per Day ? http://bit.ly/Home_Work ... internet marketing seminars 
689689. Goodmorning :) 
690690. We Talk “Megamind” with Will and Tina ! http://ow.ly/30v2Z 
691691. @KNIGHTrider233 haha ! I seriously can't wait for May ! Damn , its gonna be fun ! 
692692. @rainbowsora wait a sec ... how late do you eat ?!? It's like dinnertime here ! 
693693. Yall sholl is quiet !! SPEAK UP lol RT @MzCHinezeEyez : @McQSpeaks We Still Here !!.... lol 
694694. I wud like to know why my lightbulb is behaving in such a manner . The thing wn't turn on . Forces me to leave ma room to read . Chah ! 
695695. Andrew - check out more tracks from the upcoming @Weezer albums : http://ping.fm/fKS2z & http://su.pr/8ztrNZ :) . 
696696. Quality time wif my bestmate @NonnyJengDara @grismeira ♥ http://myloc.me/dwSku 
697697. @TeamCSimpsPA OMG ur from PA ? i am too (: where abouts ? 
698698. Making moves ! are you ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOpZ5ppKeMc @JefeMcK dude this is great find ! #TAG 
699699. @belieber4ever24 -lol im jk ahah itss okayy ... 
700700. Wats that RT @flacodf : @JasminCalle Jasmin are you gonna be at the SEMA Show ?? 
701701. 4 points .... 17 assists !!!! #Rondo 
702702. Serious RT @FadFixation : Lmao ! That's sad ... RT @GiftedGentleman : Id be a virgin RT @MsTasia2U : #WhatIf men got pregnant instead of women ? 
703703. @jncoward the bBr aliases don't add a space 
704704. Chicagoan early voters in Uptown even get brownies and entertainment while waiting for a dozen people to do 15 page ballots . 
705705. RT @ayy_yoHONEY : . #walesaid dt @its_a_hair_flip should go DOWNTOWN ! Lol !!.. #jammy --> LMAO !! Man BIANCA !!! 
706706. I don't get it can ppl not smell themselves 
707707. @NikzSweets lmaooo iit was my mans .. iit wasn't hurt at first but now I feel dat shiit 
708708. Lets smoke one and put the past and present bullshit behind us 
709709. @JevonPepper I have them in my fridge right now , but they should be fine , I could freeze them if ya like . 
710710. @thenyknicks Danilo Gallinari 
711711. RT @SliMMGoon A Womans #Love will never die/ Lmbo !!! 
712712. Looking for new lover send interest's to DM lol 
713713. remember ! if ur in htown or visiting this weekend , we are headed to the drag show @ 2020 ! join us ! 
714714. @motoridersd * fingers crossed * 
715715. RT @D_O_P_E : if a Gay dude drinkin ' Kool-Aid ... socks another Gay dude drinkin ' Kool-Aid ... is that Fruit Punch ? < -____- 
716716. @Chief_Inspector I got some inking done on him this morning . Not long now . 
717717. @MsTara10 hey lady ... It sure is . 
718718. I'm following just about anyone who follows me , but if you DM me afterwards trying to promote your stuff , I'll unfollow . Thank you . 
719719. This " Christian " " chapel " ignores Matthew's Gospel : Pathetic Muslim preaches at Oxford college chapel ( From Oxford Mail ) http://goo.gl/nucv 
720720. @sureside I KNOW BUT IT'S LONG . It feels like math class . 
721721. @IamMissApril I wanted to tell him to sat his old ass down somewhere , doing the most .... 
722722. @MakeupKimPorter ewww I hate that nasty shit ! 
723723. smh ... can somebody guard james fucking jones 
724724. RT @nomoreperks : i love how people on #subeta can admit to crying over pokemon movies . ( ngl , i did too ) 
725725. PS : Hearing the The Early Show cast get outraged by Four Loko was hilarious . Made my morning and subsequent day . #ParentsJustDontUnderstand 
726726. Having a good laugh on my m Cc : @HerRoyalSexynez 
727727. oh yeah ! goodmorning 
728728. RT @ACEoutdaMO #imsoMoCity .... RT @QDaDon : Freestylin tha whole Mo City Don Freestyle with Ro ... 
729729. @RinaRo lmaoo ohhh yea he the one that came to the car gbr ! nd she like I'm rena w the " e " 
730730. @TheDiLLon1 awesome ... I'm still workin on the website 
731731. hi internet <3 
732732. im home :) 
733733. http://bit.ly/cLRm23 <-- #ICONLOUNGE 257 Trinity Ave , Downtown Atlanta ... Party This Wednesday ! RT 
734734. Perogies at PYT ! Bacon Cheeseburger Perogies ? YUP . Pumpkin Perogies w/ brown sugar & ice cream ? YUP . http://on.fb.me/boUPsZ ( via @tommyup ) 
735735. Photo : thosefourrightchords : http://tumblr.com/x47nbupe1 
736736. Jax baby .. 
737737. I'm for the women with the breast cancer thing my mom had alittle bit please keep up on it for real 
738738. CNS News : Congressional Report Casts Doubt on Constitutionality of Obamacare's Individual Mandate http://fb.me/LS9j5yZI 
739739. - $20 in advance via http://bit.ly/bxPTqn- $25 at the door- Party with Chicago's elite- Network opportunities 
740740. Early Bird Special : Conscious Capitalism , New Business Model for 21st Century in Online MasterClass - http://eepurl.com/bqSUP 
741741. hello @brandon_lilhero , I miss you , I love you ! ♥ #4 
742742. 14:14 
743743. RT @_twinklyToes What was that dance Nicki just did I was cracking up 
744744. RT @TupacQuote : The Only Thing That Comes to A Sleeping Man is Dreams .. 
745745. Microwaved Grilled Cheese / The Getto Grilled Cheese Sandwhich / They're Made With Real Cheese #haiku #mooku 
746746. I am how much lol what kind lol RT @YuCantBhollow ipod touch for sale ! lemme know if u lookin for one 
747747. #cdnleft #cdnprog Canada Has a Glut of Clean Energy - Yet Madness Rules Utilities ( Co2 Art ): Fascinating to ... http://dlvr.it/7dNJP #cdnpoli 
748748. Hungryyyyy (@ Jasmine 26 ) http://4sq.com/7PDQD0 
749749. @mizchristine HEY HOW IS IT GOING .. DID U SET IT UP ? 
750750. @sxyhiyella hiding from this tornado . How was that hibachi ? I got a taste for some 
751751. @rivaaaaa_ why not ?! 
752752. #nowplaying - " whip appeal " by babyface 
753753. Bwaahaha that is classic . Scoreboard ! Ended your season . You got rolled by the team that lost to isu @CamaroMikeB : @BigRedinTejas Husker fan 
754754. RT @JewelTheJewel : I'm currently in love with Bruno Mars ... <3 
755755. @HollaAtBeanZ lol u good just want to give credit where credit is due whensending to radio or tv cats needs their royalties nah mean ! 
756756. at step practice ; you know ' (: 
757757. @nyomibanxxx Good morning sexy one ! 
758758. @HipHopBillboard Ok thank you !! :) I will check it out♥ 
759759. @JamieLynnODell no worries ... seems like a lot of people are busy 
760760. Motorola Droid OEM Window Mount – Only for the First Generation Motorola Droid : Product DescriptionThe Motorola DR ... http://bit.ly/becZWl 
761761. Going to sleep with you on my mind .. 
762762. RT @ScottWesterfeld : As Halloween approaches , parents should note this reminder from the Wall Street Journal : http://yfrog.com/my3ssej 
763763. RT @PerezHilton : @kylieminogue Forget that ! I'm ready for your U.S. tour in April and May of 2011 !!!! Hell to the yes !!! #AmericaLovesKylie 
764764. @slimmazglue well y da hell u didnt charge it ?? 
765765. Oh loblaws you kill me , 4-8 
766766. RT @TheTiffanyShow : God is providing water in the desert place ! He's getting ready to wet your life ! U ought 2 just bless him for it ! 
767767. RT @hotjacques : Chicago Jacques !!! 
768768. RT @nanat_001 : Please pray , unite and learn from what has happened in Indonesia . My prayers go to the survivors and the loved ones they lost 
769769. @BelletheQUEEN eh , idk ... I think I could do it , but to actually GET there , u hafta be a groupie .. unless leBron walks through my front door 
770770. Did a lil cleaning Around the house . Took a nice HOT shower Now about to chill on here for about 15/30 minutes who knows 
771771. @SimplyMe706 somebody broke ya gshock ?!? Oh naw ! I am completely offended ! -_- 
772772. RT @ClockworkStark : @bigtimeAly Same . Itd go like this : Random Chick : I love RDJ ! Me : No you don't . Random Chick : Yeah , I do . Me : NO , YO ... 
773773. I need a shower ! I just got finished cooking in my hospitality & culinary arts class . I smell like a kitchen !!!!! 
774774. @miko_lee Wow ! One of your best self portraits ever ! http://yfrog.com/mryqqj 
775775. @J_D1bound yea from 7-to 1 lol 
776776. @yaGURL_vFLY why ? whats wrong with dancing 
777777. Video : damnmartin58 : http://tumblr.com/xfknc9shz 
778778. ugh i hate bitchez who tlk shitt ! they dumb af tellin sumone we kno like we ain fina hear . i think its time to strt callin fades ! 
779779. Young K-pop idols fulfill citizen duties in regional elections . - Girls’ Generation member Yoona casts her ... http://tumblr.com/xrqnedzoo 
780780. The Modern Vacation : With Ex’s and New Partners http://t.co/dt0o56b 
781781. If you're happy and you know it , SUCK MY DICK . 
782782. @SigmaChiPeepers what's new ? Lol 
783783. #TeamCeltics . Lakers we coming for you . 
784784. @Harmalicious but it's healthy cuz it has spinach !! ;) 
785785. @LauraKMM @ChanealDenise Yes ! DM an email address to send the link to ! 
786786. ok peanut mommyy's ready to not be pregnant anymore . my body is hurting . 
787787. @I_amLaw whats good witcha Mr. Law ? 
788788. @riskyiishy and I just came to a conclusion that ... #topsecret 
789789. I love you more than songs can say . 
790790. I've wanted one since eating the juiciest meat from one at a Moroccan restaurant last year . 
791791. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @flight_365  from me & @smokierobinsonn i love you baby brother  20 x 
792792. Another glorious morning that Jesus blessed us with . 
793793. @Ala4adam Based upon the competition's vocals or absence of ( Barbara Streisand song ) so far Adam should win !!! 
794794. @hellolilca tinkerbell IS a good movie but from $1 rental to $32 buy ? No thanks . They are " researching " 
795795. @LilBrownD @kiaspeaks Glue our lips together with that black gunk ! 
796796. @somethingblue I learned to knit so I could make wool soakers #fluffntreat 
797797. #FridayNightLights viewing party at Stick & Stein in El Segundo ! Who's with me ?? 
798798. I have always and forever will hate the #celtics 
799799. @survivalstation dont expect any prominant dems like Rham E to be on stand my guess O told blago take the fall & I will pardon jan 1 
800800. @RockThatBieber We R Who We R - Keeeeshaa | Only Girl - Rihanna | Shake - Jesse McCartney .... :) 
801801. @CarlySmithson Hahaha ! That's just what my sister was saying to me like , two days ago . They're pointless ! Blow to where ? Why have them ? LOL ! 
802802. RT @sierramjones : @tmace24 I really enjoy reading or watching him , but I can't just listen lol 
803803. Dingdong 
804804. Philharmonic Renews Effort to Visit Cuba http://nyti.ms/d7B6TU 
805805. lakers alll day day 
806806. These refs are being paid off by the Canucks .... 
807807. I NEVER meet a BITCH that didn't need a lil guidance , so I dismiss her past until she disappoints your hieness !!! 
808808. Here's a link to our suggestion of liking Art Reach #SanDiego . http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/ArtReach-San-Diego/96535639820 
809809. Stupid ass pizza man , gon get lost n shit , ask me 4 a tip I told him get lost #nshit 
810810. ♥ τнänκ чöü ‎​اللّهُ‎​ ♥ 
811811. RT @MotherJones : RT @DavidCornDC : How Jim DeMInt , the Tea Party's favorite senator , has flip-flopped on PACs -- by starting one . http://bi ... 
812812. " RUN DAT " by @IamPicclo ft . @iitsAD DOWNLOAD NOW !!!!! http://hulkshare.com/sr9ffmeald2q 
813813. I can hold 75 cents in my belly button , that's a skill I can take straight to the bank . 
814814. @alaxico lmfao that different 
815815. RT @aurinasafitri : RT @kaptenyoga RT @merinamerinot : RT @riskiielek : RT @INDRAgnwn : * m RT @febianaisangga : OPEN FOLLOW RTRTRT !! #JFB ~ f ... 
816816. Good posture can help avoid back problems - so sit up straight . You might also try restorative exercises . http://ow.ly/306gD 
817817. I bet ! Haha #teamceltics yesterday ! Clowns ! RT @BigJon_99 : #teamheat at Philly 2nite , let's go ! 
818818. James Bond’s Famous Aston DB5 to be Joined by ‘Die Another Day’ Jaguar XKR and More http://fb.me/GW1nzzaN 
819819. @Possumwalsh knows what's up . And what's up is my dick . 
820820. I may wear my hair in a comb over fashion more often . I feel smart this way . 
821821. @GEDDYMUSIC And Uh Next VIdeo Shoot in The Hood Holla at A Nigga Ju Heard ?? 
822822. We are always getting invited and you can't say no !!: ) 
823823. Ruling strikes down part of Arizona Voter ID law - Yahoo ! News http://goo.gl/85TH 
824824. @DJTommy2GunzLTL smh they had to book him fa something .. smh 
825825. RT @itiswhatitis_5 : Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear . 
826826. Now that you're good , I will be too . That's the last tweet about you :) 
827827. happy birthday to me bitches !!! 23 is the lucky number !! 
828828. Are you allowed to vote ? — nope . 3 more years . http://4ms.me/c08ijl 
829829. @meldacountryboy eh yeah I'll be fine , just annoyed 
830830. Video Lesson of the Week : Over Troubled Waters http://ow.ly/2ZX1T 
831831. Audio : WARREN G FT NATE DOGG-REGULATE http://tumblr.com/xitnf27an 
832832. boom like an 808 
833833. @Fashionisda HA . AHA !!!!! YOU SO NASTY !!!!!!!.. BUT I LIKE IT LMAO 
834834. U old Half dead mufuggah scared to get the bread mufuggah retweetin everything he/she said mufuggah #yeahumufuggah 
835835. Jesus . Shuttlesworth . Ladies and Gentlemen . 
836836. I want . I need . RT @BARBOULUD : As refreshing as Gatorade but much better . Mags ' 09 Lapierre BTG http://twitpic.com/31eb6h 
837837. RT @sashe12l : Austin Commercial Real Estate Market Out Strides National Market ...: While the rest of the country is seeing thei ... http ... 
838838. Backed RT @lastcallnv : @SuchGold ' Pedestals ' will never get old . If you haven't yet , GET THE FUCK INTO IT ! 
839839. @fatbellybella you did the same for us by singing to us love 
840840. * walks away doing the skip , shoulder hustling and throwing up a peace sign . 
841841. You Like Following Me Huh ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tell Ya Friends Bless Them With A Follow Today !! [[ #TFB ]] #TFR 
842842. would like to declare that he has felt due shame about his trashed behavior in public last night and is now eternal-sunshining that shit . 
843843. RT @TLW3 : 10 Republican Lies About the Bush Tax Cuts http://is.gd/gmpgh #p2 #dems #tcot #tlot #wc #ocra #teaparty 
844844. RT @ceoSteveJobs : The truth is , we're not going to sell the white iPhone 4 . Ever . Because white phones are girly . 
845845. bieber is an alien ! :O he went down to earth . 
846846. #uWasCoolUntil you unfollowed me ! R E T W E E T if you Hate when people do that for no reason . 
847847. I've got to release this lazy spirit ... 
848848. @DJ_Krystal If you've gotta leave , make sure they never forget you . That's what I do . 
849849. @Lftrpllr Cool , meet us at Kieran's if you can . Court , too ? Others ? 
850850. Oh don't get it twisted , imma a big boy with swagg & much jokes ! I go in on a Goober quickly !! Lol 
851851. @ThaBlockMisses lets do the damn thing :] 
852852. @rmondello @tangphillip Actually sounds like it was too pit . 
853853. ran 2.3 mi on 10/27/2010 at 6:40 AM http://go.nike.com/0997uv8 
854854. @toby_christie the giants pitchers hair is as long as mine . Ha ! 
855855. RT @A_Kod4k_1vy : Awwww Shit !! Just heard the #DOLCE commercial on 101.1 ! 
856856. Unffffffff John Stamos unfffffffff 
857857. RT @tressalynne : There is No New Media : It’s All New Consumption by @om http://bit.ly/bX3TQn #newspaper #media 
858858. Weird , #jeopardy is alluding to the Charlie the Unicorn video in their clue titles ! Shun the non-believer ! 
859859. @Mfreys that fallout vegas game looks neat 
860860. Niggas be thirstyyyyyyyy 
861861. RT @X_haze : Anybody ever notice how the quick e mart is the only grocery store on the simpsons ? lol 
862862. My overriding ambition in life , right now , is to play a game of Artemis http://artemis.eochu.com/ 
863863. @sportsguy33 I'm not too worried about the Heat ... Lebron never quits in important games versus the Celtics ... oh wait 
864864. I need to go home man . Got some thangs I wanna try . Lol . 
865865. YEEEEEEES LAKERS !!! RT @KaranLambert : @adamlambert The Laker girls danced to FYE at halftime !! 
866866. 1st rule of waking up ... Get your mind right . 
867867. Got #college admissions questions ? Ask them tonight during #CampusChat I'm looking forward to advice from @collegevisit http://bit.ly/cchOTk 
868868. Vance Breshears , Jeff Otero and Cathy Hutchison are speaking at #WFX in Atlanta next week . If you are planning to be there , let us know ! 
869869. I'm at Mr. Mikes . http://4sq.com/aJMfc8 
870870. RT @tallglass_jm : ROCKETS fans RT !!! SO I KNOW WHO U ARE ..... LOL << !!!!!!! 
871871. So I'm hungry and pissed off I have the worse luck ever in the history of luck 
872872. http://tiny.cc/kdlmf 
873873. @samhannagan Heh . Can't go wrong at minimum wage . 
874874. sekarang lagi di bis . and you know what ? This is more than just HOT . 
875875. RT @SuperMediaStore : we don't believe in paying an arm & leg for printer ink . that's why we sell inks for 60-80% Off retail price ! 
876876. @Ghost727 devoured it lol 
877877. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFJoiWnWa5Y ayeeeeee ! this beat was everything ! lol ! 
878878. @DannyYaZMehhh otay 
879879. @JCDmusic SMH !!! You will NEVER learn !!! LOL ... 
880880. RT @QueenVida : #ThirstyNiggas : Text you soon as u leave the club asking for some pics . <- of wat ... aha ? 
881881. Guanabee | Zapata Beer Will Revolutionize The Way You Stop ... http://tinyurl.com/29me4sm 
882882. Hey sexy love ... how are u ? 
883883. momma's bringing me food from sakura YEEEE 
884884. I just took " ALL PARTS SO FAR TO : U Have An A ..." and got : part 7 - You Can't Always Get What You Want ! Try it : http://tinyurl.com/23sja9u 
885885. @Luv_IsLove western fries 
886886. Working on my column for DWM . 
887887. Falling asleep with this caprisun in my mouth #hurt 
888888. Photo : http://tumblr.com/xginge597 
889889. Sure wish I could ride to my meeting tomorrow dang tire 
890890. Another timeout by teenager in a suit . The Miami Heat HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO . 
891891. RT @Ledgerized : Man loses everything in elaborate ‘Fonzie’ scheme . http://bit.ly/9Pj5cf 
892892. Thanks !! RT @LiloJay : RT @kmthaoriginal : i need some motivation right now fml smfh««« YOU CAN DO ITTTTTT !!!!!!!! Lol 
893893. @mello2323 on my way ... Lol 
894894. hehehe its gonna b a good day 
895895. It's raining . I dont have an umbrella . I'm not going to class . 
896896. @benjaminlouis I told him to hide stuff bc of your problem 
897897. @Suavae202 Hey You ! 
898898. RT @myrealitytech Vacation With the Sony HDR-XR350V Review & Giveaway | My Reality Tech http://bit.ly/9jJyub 
899899. I'm about to punch the girl behind me like Helga on #HeyArnold used to punch the kid that wheezed . 
900900. @RadioKillah3 I'm here are the game ! But not with the tickets from your brother . Lol 
901901. Celtics 1-0 Heat 0-1 now tht is how you start off the season :) 
902902. James Cameron confirms next projects will be P̶o̶c̶a̶h̶o̶n̶t̶a̶s̶ AVATAR 2+3 , with release dates of December 2014 ... http://fb.me/upvYm1me 
903903. In one of the worst moods ever . 
904904. RT @bitterwedphotog : Coordinatard , walking behind the couple during the grand entrance staring at your phone looks effing magical in pic ... 
905905. The Heat have used up all they time outs in the first-half . 
906906. yay dad got me starbucks !: P he knows me so well ^_^ 
907907. @twitter ... uhmmmmm .. :P Can u please lemme change my profile pic ??? Please ! 
908908. Just finished reorganizing my external hard drives . That felt amazingly refreshing ! 
909909. @__sh0w__ lol ! 
910910. LIMEWIRE .... NO !!!!!! 
911911. Audio : › Lupe Fiasco - The show goes on › › 1st Single”Off “Lasers’s” Album http://tumblr.com/xlnngu9sg 
912912. i heart @fatbellybella's true music that inspires me to intake my beauty , roots , and willingness to take on anything . 
913913. Check this video out -- Travie McCoy : Billionaire ft . Bruno Mars ( Audio ) http://t.co/FLz1iXb via @youtube 
914914. RT @TFLN : ( 516 ): There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in t ... 
915915. Cheer for the toronto raptors . #WhoDoesThat 
916916. You can't find a better deal on Nintendo DS Than in our eBay store , where buyer & seller meet . Read here . http://bit.ly/87dkms 
917917. I remember having hand calluses when I was little . They hurt . So I stopped climbing monkey bars . 
918918. RT @JohnCholish : @tobyistaz Thanks Toby , someone posted a recap link here http://bit.ly/auODyy , but I made it out injury free and feel g ... 
919919. Also fun : setting a landspeed record for illness-induced weight loss . Blech . 
920920. @bieberispimpin hey :D please read this for me ! http://twitition.com/tiexm/ i really wanna meet @justinbieber in Montreal ! <3 
921921. It's physically impossible . RT @RoscoSpears : I just attempted to hold my eyelids open whole sneezing . It didn't quite work out as planned . 
922922. #NowPlaying Beneath The Surface : ) #ThesekidsknowDeathCore 
923923. Man da #Lakers have a fucking all-star squad fuck wit it !! 
924924. " all * that * flirtin , can a nigga stab that ??" ;-p #nowplaying 
925925. I just took " You walk in a shop you see a boy in only boxers , what happens when this ..." and got : Part 1 ! Try it : http://tinyurl.com/2dt3o7n 
926926. @hounddesign haha it does feel windier ! the gusts are longer ! i had to slide all breakables as far from edge as possible haha 
927927. in town , dropped off photos , now having lunch ! 
928928. @Rockafellaz What are your plans for Halloween ?? I still haven't decided .. :-/ 
929929. Although you may feel more comfortable now if there is less fo ... More for Taurus http://twittascope.com/?sign=2 
930930. RT @DaEnviedQtNae : Talk shit about someone else situation , but yours is worse than theres #whodoesthat 
931931. @Kelso1220 I take it you don't like wearing them either ? ;) 
932932. @caliboyheard04 kay ! 
933933. @t4miracles glad #Virgin is keeping you happy ! 
934934. @cspanwj Protester had 4 men tackle her down , cop just watched ? I knew Chief of police in my city , corrupt as hell !! I'm re- joining today 
935935. RT @Esieness : No such thing . RT @ChasingJason : #shoutout to all the happy couples ! I got so much admiration and love for yall . 
936936. @skyy_highh Hashy !!!!!! kiss my a ** lol 
937937. Lol .... I know that's right ..... RT @TheBAL_Project @Ladimusician and thank God 4 deliverance .... Hiiiiya 
938938. last day of getting the rest of my things done for tally ! Hair appiontment tomarrow . 
939939. @jshaw41 well me & her .. 
940940. @kaykay2209 HAHA I know ... I said that school was gonna go down the hole after we left 
941941. @altgeldshrugged THANK YOU ! 
942942. RT @iDAYMION : It's humid as hell out here 
943943. @ChinaDollRissa Cuz I can n where u been Biden at ? 
944944. Things that should be illegal : wearing Ed Hardy to the Apple store . #gtfo 
945945. @Jveal2_Smoove11 They tryna close all the black HS's in Charlotte 
946946. The Onion weighs in on the Wisconsin Senate race http://slate.me/aKm9Cf via @pkafka 
947947. #HarryPotter Marathon while I write my papers . 
948948. @Seoul_B0izz I do now . I play @MeekMill hard in nyc 
949949. Haha the lady in the library just said " i love your last name " I always wonder why she always called me by it 
950950. RT @andreaprasow : Khadr's time in GTMO used against him ? http://bit.ly/aXXzbk 
951951. Thanks you to everyone who wished me happy birthday today !! -love y'all 
952952. If I write on the wall of a business's page , why doesn't it tell me if someone comments on it ? 
953953. lmfaoooooo @ #heats 
954954. LmaOooo LIL BUNZ !! 
955955. RT @FUCK_U_THhater : anyone here who wants to talk ? >>> =D 
956956. Always caring bout other muhfckers feelings 
957957. RT AMBER ALERT : 15 year old MI Girl who was Abducted 10.27 . 10 ! Look at her and the suspect , do u recognize them ? http://ow.ly/30wHA 
958958. Iight so how's every one 
959959. #teamnevertoobusytotweet we are ON IT !!! @JessicaNorthey http://twitpic.com/31alzk 
960960. RT @Somwa : THANK YOU @DAGREATDJM & ONYX FOR MAKING A DIFFERENCE #ATLANTA #AIDS WALK http://twitpic.com/3159vd 
961961. @Luigidiestoo Lol , thanks . Why you say that tho ? Haha !! 
962962. @RachelMrsP All the more reason to move to CA ! Humidity is virtually nonexistent ! 
963963. @phillyfilmgurl awesome can't wait to hear about it ! 
964964. Hal Sparks tonight @comedyjuice !! For tix http://www.laughstub.com/buyTicket.cfm?showTimingID=41616 and enter the promo code JUICE ! 
965965. RT @vanessarae1 : JOHN YOU STILL GOT IT BUDDY HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP #GLEE 
966966. Low blow RT @j0vithibbs : @jamesmayberry cody Billiot ? I need to go follow him 
967967. RT @misspyt19 : This girl breath next to me is on 10 !!!! --- Its probably yours u smell 
968968. Need someone to cheers me up such as you :) 
969969. @Renrenie @sevina oke ( Y ) 
970970. Does anyone have a #directbuy membership ? Is it really worth it ? #homerenovation #renovation #yyc 
971971. @OsoSpoety -__- BOOF ! 
972972. UK net economy ' worth billions ': A study into how much the internet contributes to the UK economy says it is a lar ... http://bbc.in/9pS52c 
973973. It's Been Coldd :/ iGuess It's Better Than Beingg Hot Tho . Where Do Yuhh Live At ? @iKnow_YouWantMe 
974974. @MsAnneK @jsleepr Me Three ! @TheBirchBar 
975975. hotels.com Weekly Last Minute Deal ! Boston from $188 ! Travel by October 31 , 2010 http://goo.gl/fb/GnbV3 
976976. Y do I procastinate sooo much-__- still sitting here doing this damn hw 
977977. check out Kylie Minogue North American Tour 2011 http://t.co/0RbKfcH via @kylieminogue 
978978. We Built This City - Jefferson Starship #nowplaying 
979979. I LOVE MY CELTICS !!! 
980980. #badcombination any bitch born in da 9o's & me 
981981. @TheRealExodus ok so we are cool I wasn't sure Smh I have people saying ridiculous stuff all day :( so sorry 
982982. RT @BarackObama : RT @HarryReid : This election is too important . #dontwait until it’s too late . http://OFA.BO/dontwait #nvsen 
983983. @BrittyKitty28 ima get me a flip phone for real 
984984. ** NEW MIXTAPE " WELCOME TO THE A " @allin500 on @DatPiffMixtapes http://bit.ly/TheAonDatPiff 
985985. @spainzaku STHERIOUTHLY . 
986986. Bizzy launch event (@ Roger Smith Hotel w/ @jaskin @brett @ericaswallow @kellicrean @db @devintrix ) http://4sq.com/DRef 
987987. really enjoyed the 8th grade class today . Looking forward to the next 6 weeks with them !!! 
988988. didn't you read the paper that day son !! 
989989. @JDrewMusic hey Jream , where will the after party be at ? 
990990. But on a better note . I just saved alotta money switching to gieco . :) 
991991. @GotHerClitSwole follow me back yo ! 
992992. @Hollyw00d_0821 : Its lil bumbs around her lip and she swear its her lipgloss #dumbniggathere < bumps * typo * 
993993. On a massive sugar high killing spree . 
994994. DAMN SKIPPY ! 
995995. Cartoons of the Day http://t.co/vV9CerP via @mariopiperni 
996996. JUST IN : Schomburg Center Getting Maya Angelou's Papers http://ow.ly/19EUgi 
997997. RT @EricsComedyNo Laughing Matter = Me being serious . Just watch . Be encouraged !! http://t.co/zsPYszK via @youtube 
998998. RT @mads2312 : @tmore321 why are you always ragging on my driving .. its not thaaaat bad »»» its pretty bad lol 
999999. @katarina Big double doors right ?? 
10001000. More clouds today with highs near 70 ... Upper 30s tonight .. Frost possible tomorrow morning and Fri . morning . Weekend still looks warm/dry .. 
10011001. Everyone has that.. "Go home Roger!" 
10021002. @KillenHerSoftly and yours is winston. 
10031003. @killah_illa na it ain't that guy, never will be either 
10041004. @KillenHerSoftly oh, okay thug. 
10051005. @killah_illa I prefer the term..papi 
10061006. @LAANGELSINSIDER @ScottyAllenLAAI  99% agree...Save is more than a stat though. Its what many of these guys ge… (cont) http://deck.ly/~1nXuE 
10071007. @tomcoach966 @ScottyAllenLAAI Closers need a short memory and the stones to get big outs. But a lot of the tim… (cont) http://deck.ly/~7uCNv 
10081008. @LAANGELSINSIDER @tomcoach966 @ScottyAllenLAAI if u are talking about the angels it was not the closer it was the setups that were not good 
10091009. @ROCKNROLLIFE @LAANGELSINSIDER @tomcoach966 I think we'll have one of the best SP & bullpens next year. Angels returning to roots in 2011! 
10101010. I'm xtra mad at the heffalumps avatars on my TL right now. I watched #Heavy tonight, no more tugboats please :-( 
10111011. @SadiquaP *ahem* That background is the hotness. 
10121012. @SoulRepublic who mines? Thanks! I didn't do it, and I can't remember where I saw it either! I love it though... 
10131013. Holy shit, i now have 6008 followers. Not bad for being a cameraman. 
10141014. @rickkosick yeah, but you're a freaking cool cameraman!! 
10151015. @mariellam I've recommended your services to a friend of mine lol #lovecounsellor 
10161016. @cohaesy fabulous! Dr Love is here to help :) 
10171017. @mariellam Yay! She hasn't joined twitter yet, but I'm sure she will within the next week or so 
10181018. RT @YouCanCallMeSyr RT @The1UEnvy: RT @iTweetFacts: #imoldenough to remember the Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Cat Dog (cont) http://tl.gd/8uvs9f 
10191019. @ucntdancelikeme u off? 
10201020. @YouCanCallMeSyr yea 
10211021. @ucntdancelikeme me 2 just got like 20 mins ago bruh smh 
10221022. @YouCanCallMeSyr lol I feel you long night... 
10231023. @ucntdancelikeme u have NO idea. I worked BOTH jobs 
10241024. @YouCanCallMeSyr man who u telling I been up since 9 working and still had to go to work tonight 
10251025. currently blasting cool action music!!! yay!!! 
10261026. @SalirLeChaton hay everything good watch the basketball life is content all gravy 
10271027. @Jayriods hey i tried calling u guess u r still busy r u comming later? lemme know cause i am so tired! 
10281028. @SalirLeChaton hay sry was having hardware problem at home 
10291029. @Jayriods hey, and that's okay were u able to fix the issue? 
10301030. @SalirLeChaton I think someone tried to hack my gmsil so the account is frozen for 24 hours and all my contacts are there so I have no conts 
10311031. @Jayriods aww man that really sucs..smh..not too long ago my sis had the same issue with her blackberry =/ so we still on for later? 
10321032. @SalirLeChaton not sure got no contacts lol imagine me downstairs lost waiting you would never know I am coming 
10331033. @Jayriods well lemme know soon because i am so sleepy and i would like to hang wit u later but if you can i understand 
10341034. @SalirLeChaton I will see ok buy its on until I say so 
10351035. @Jayriods what's on until you say so? 
10361036. Tu no me viste asi, nunca he conocifo a nadie que en realidad crea q soy suficiente, hasta que te conoci, y me hiciste creerlo ♥ 
10371037. @LaBermudezES ja... so you got to that part... =P last 10 minutes remember? 
10381038. @pax_13. Yes i did.. And it killed me... ♥ 
10391039. @LaBermudezES jaja like i said... glad you liked it =) 
10401040. Just finished edits I got from @pbdp He rocks the edits and comments. Now I need sleep, today was rough. Night all. 
10411041. @JaniGrey Nice! Now for third, fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh draft... 
10421042. @pbdp I'm really not going to mention the number of the draft you got. Full of stupid typos, that one was. Morning. 
10431043. @JaniGrey Morning! How are you? 
10441044. @pbdp I'm in a ridiculously bad mood. How are you? 
10451045. @JaniGrey Better than that. Why the bad mood? Who should I have assassinated? 
10461046. @pbdp I'm going to spare you and not go into it. So, how are you 'not' working today? 
10471047. @JaniGrey Better now that the interwebz has started working again... 
10481048. @pbdp Haha of course. There's nothing that promotes procrastination like the net. 
10491049. @JaniGrey I was unable to do anything till just now, so I did 900 words on a new short story that needed to get out. 
10501050. I have a feeling that #lasers album will be the most slept on primarily cause he has to dumb it down for ppl who don't get it 
10511051. @Boogiebabyg The tracks I heard so far... He is still going in... 
10521052. @The_URG you think it's going to be his best work? 
10531053. @Boogiebabyg Naw, I'm not going to say that. But trust when I tell you "Beautiful Lasers" will be one of the best songs he's ever done. 
10541054. This slice of pizza is huuuugggeeee!!!! http://plixi.com/p/79135318 
10551055. @Granatee forget the pizza! That guys beard is where it's at! Haha 
10561056. so. Melo's a Knick now. how do you feel? @Ghostface2K 
10571057. @DawnyyBomb idc Knicks sucked before and will still be mediocre. Bulls are winning the NBA Championship this year and DR1 is taking MVP 
10581058. @Ghostface2K @dawnyybomb If the Knicks get CP3 next year... they'll make Bosh look like a newborn compared to a baby right now 
10591059. @FieryCoD @dawnyybomb Naww CP3 will stay in NO or wherever NO moves. The Knicks have offense but little defense and NO bench 
10601060. @Ghostface2K @FieryCo BOSH FO LYF 
10611061. @DawnyyBomb @ghostface2k No Bosh can leave 
10621062. @FieryCoD @DawnyyBomb Bosh is as stupid as they come. He'll be the first to be discarded by the Heat in the coming future 
10631063. @Ghostface2K @FieryCoD LeBron? oh HAHAHAH you're talking about NO RING JAMES 
10641064. @DawnyyBomb @FieryCoD Um Take away LeBron and the Heat suck, he's the reason they're where they are this year. 
10651065. @Ghostface2K @dawnyybomb And I wouldn't count on Derrick Rose getting MVP. Pau Gasol, Dirk, Griffin and Stoudemaire are up there with LeBron 
10661066. @FieryCoD @dawnyybomb Stoudemire started hot but has tailed off, plus the Knicks suck. Rose is the only player avg. 24 pts and 8+ assists. 
10671067. @Ghostface2K @FieryCoD lol what did i get myself into? just wait until i have Marv Albert sitting next to me while we're tweeting LOL 
10681068. Golden Corral ?!? LMAO~ 
10691069. @Katyamena You no like Golden Corral? 
10701070. @Just_Imi well..suddenly I find that someone has eaten @ the one in my city..will it be mecca now? It's fine, but there are better places~ 
10711071. @Katyamena I agree, there are.  XD 
10721072. @Just_Imi and finding it ironic that when he was here, I wasn't, and was somewhere I never would have run into him~ 
10731073. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Welcome to the dark side. Lol! RT @Puddin_09 To Anyone That Personally Knows Me...Please Remind http://tl.gd/8v01tr 
10741074. @lilhud71119 Lol...na, I'm good. To the bright white light I run! haha 
10751075. @Puddin_09 don't be afraid of the drank. Embrace it 
10761076. @lilhud71119 I did embrace it! & Dat hoe slapped me in tha face and had me throwin up! #SMH...#NeverAgain... 
10771077. @Puddin_09 you gotta eat a good meal first. And drink at a steady pace 
10781078. @lilhud71119 I ate A LOT! I had a whopper meal...and I kinda drank a lot really fast...so that must be tha issue... 
10791079. @Puddin_09 yep. Too fast. And don't eat fast food. The grease will make you sick when you sip 
10801080. He sits tooo close... please DONT do that. Or i'll tell my teacher to exchange my seat with somebody else. 
10811081. @linhhanhtran143 you can xchange wth Huyen 
10821082. @Kristen_Kara313 No, thats even miserable. I want to be far far way.. 
10831083. @linhhanhtran143 why?????????? 
10841084. @Kristen_Kara313 I dont want to be " just-1-more-person-and-i'll-will-be-next-2-him. " 
10851085. @linhhanhtran143 you have been next to hm already!!!!!! 
10861086. @Kristen_Kara313 uh huh yeah. i dont want it anymore... i'm too miserable... i know i cant control my feelings anymore.. 
10871087. @linhhanhtran143 oopss, if you cant, hug him 
10881088. @Kristen_Kara313 WHAT???!!?? AER YOU NUTS???? 
10891089. @linhhanhtran143 no, i am not. if you cant control it anymore, why dont you throw your feeling away????? 
10901090. @Kristen_Kara313 throw it away? What do you mean? Like saying " Hey, I think i like you! " ? Man!~ Are you serious? 
10911091. @linhhanhtran143 yeah, why not? 
10921092. @Kristen_Kara313 Well, because it's too ridiculous. 
10931093. @linhhanhtran143 it's not ridiculous, remember!!!!!!! 
10941094. @Kristen_Kara313 So how should i say?? I dont know if i can say a thing like that! 
10951095. @linhhanhtran143 you can, if you believe in yourself 
10961096. Just saw Inception. I am officially amazed. 
10971097. @kristin_carlson It was amazing, wasn't it? 
10981098. @susannaholmes SO amazing!!! I loved it so much. I want to see it again now so that I can pay closer attention. It was so awesome! 
10991099. Just saw Inception. I am officially amazed. 
11001100. @kristin_carlson It was amazing, wasn't it? 
11011101. @susannaholmes SO amazing!!! I loved it so much. I want to see it again now so that I can pay closer attention. It was so awesome! 
11021102. @AhmadShuja @AskBilal u 2 should apply http://www.hrw.org/en/employment/2011/01/28/researcher-afghanistan 
11031103. @alibomaye Thanks for pointing out. I applied a little while ago. My fingers are crossed. 
11041104. @AhmadShuja they were hella serious about their application instructions, yo. 
11051105. Angry birds the valentines edition is the best one well the easiest lol 
11061106. @simpson612 u play cut the rope 
11071107. I'm not calling for a second chance, I'm screaming at the top of my voice! #JamesBlunt 
11081108. @iitunen I see you found this amazing song too :)) 
11091109. Taxi HWD 4180 purposely take long route. Its already RM12.10 I haven't reach pavilion from my house which suppose to cost only RM7+ #kltaxi 
11101110. @jerinelay whack him with ur bag la 
11111111. Has anyone seen the roommate? I wanna see it but want to see if it's worth the money?? Anyone? Anyone?!? 
11121112. @SophLouS I was wondering the same. Almost went yesterday. 
11131113. @KevoCelebo Omgoshhhhh...heyyy!!! 
11141114. @FoxyLoxy_ heyyyyy foxy loxyy . loooooooong time no nothin 
11151115. @KevoCelebo Lol...I know right I cant believe you still remember me 
11161116. @FoxyLoxy_ lol yea u look different.. i think. it was just the name. and i saw u were my friend on fb. thats crazy 
11171117. @KevoCelebo Lol....awww I thought I looked the same...and yea when I saw your name and then your face I remembered you 
11181118. @FoxyLoxy_ lol u prolly do. ooh alot of ppl dont recognize my face lol. but how have u been. hows..college 
11191119. @KevoCelebo Its good...im at Towson..how about you??? 
11201120. @FoxyLoxy_ thats good . im well. at morgan. so were close.. too close. 
11211121. @KevoCelebo Lol...yea we are...a lot of my friends are over there 
11221122. @FoxyLoxy_ lol surprised i havent seen u yet. yea mike over here too. wen i saw him i was like.. woah. lol. 
11231123. @KevoCelebo Mike who??? 
11241124. @FoxyLoxy_ michael keys. 
11251125. @KevoCelebo Oh wow! lol A little Woodmore reunion...Ezedi goes here and it took me forever to realize it was him but he knew it was me 
11261126. @FoxyLoxy_ yea i saw him at mcdonalds in bowie randomly. and he told me he went there. smh this is rediculous lol. 
11271127. If you can, watch #cbc Calgary. #RMR is on. The one where Mercer pumpkin races against Gallant. #effinghilares 
11281128. @ERMSquirrel done! Just turned it on! 
11291129. Wow, just had a bit of a tumblr reblogging session there... :] 
11301130. @jess_840 Hey Jess :) 
11311131. @Isabellas2878 Hey!!! :] 
11321132. @jess_840 What's up? :) 
11331133. @Isabellas2878 Not much really... Wbu? And are you actually on twitter today or your phone? :] 
11341134. @jess_840 I'm drinking foreign water :P lol and I'm actually on twitter :) lol 
11351135. @Isabellas2878 Drinking foreign water??? Random lol :] Oh and that's cool! It's good you didn't actually have to delete your account! 
11361136. @jess_840 It's water from Fiji! :D lol it's so yummy! :P lol and ikr! I'm glad I didn't delete :D 
11371137. @Isabellas2878 Haha who knew water from Fiji could taste better than 'unforeign' water :P And yeah, i'm glad you didn't delete it too! :D 
11381138. @jess_840 American water taste.... Like water BUT Fiji water taste like.... Awesome water :P lol 
11391139. @Isabellas2878 Hahahaha :] Hmmm, i'll have to try some someday! Have you ever been to Fiji? 
11401140. @jess_840 I wish! Fiji looks beautiful! :D 
11411141. @Isabellas2878 It does ay! I've never been there either, even though it isn't too far away from here. 
11421142. @jess_840 You're lucky you live in NZ, you're close to Australia, Fiji.... I live in America closest thing here is Cali :/ 
11431143. @Isabellas2878 :/ Yeah, it's pretty good I guess! Apart from the fact that it's so isolated... Where abouts in America do you live? 
11441144. @jess_840 Utah (Probably NEVER heard of it lol) 
11451145. @Isabellas2878 Lol yeah I have actually! I once went through this weird stage of remembering all the US states :P 
11461146. @jess_840 Lol Nice! xD I had to remember all of them to pass 5th grade :L lol 
11471147. @Isabellas2878 Haha, yeah I thought you'd have to do something like that :P Nobody really cares about NZ geography over here. 
11481148. @jess_840 NZ is kinda small, so don't think it'd have much to learn lol I can't pronounce half of the names on the NZ map xD 
11491149. @Isabellas2878 demented names :] 
11501150. @jess_840 Like "Auckland" & "Wellington" I can say but that's about it :L lol 
11511151. @Isabellas2878 Haha, yeah I can understand why :] A lot of people don't bother to say places how they are supposed to be said though. 
11521152. @jess_840 Some sound Asian :P lol 
11531153. @Isabellas2878 Haha, I never thought that before! I guess they do... unless you hear people say them properly... 
11541154. @jess_840 Well the next chance I get to talk to someone from NZ in real life... I'll have them pronounce all of them for me :D lol 
11551155. @Isabellas2878 Haha good on ya! I'm sure that'll be a very interesting converstaion lol :D 
11561156. @jess_840 Probably xD lol I've always wondered what a NZ accent sounds like :P lol I didn't know you guys had one xD 
11571157. fuck I miss the 90's . 
11581158. Me too RT @BTWimASHLEE fuck I miss the 90's . 
11591159. @DamnNearWhite we shoulda been born in the 80s . lol 
11601160. @BTWimASHLEE I know. But I loved being a 90s kids so it's cool. Lol 
11611161. @DamnNearWhite you right you right . lol 
11621162. @BTWimASHLEE yup. lol. we had the best cartoons. video games. all that shit. lol 
11631163. @DamnNearWhite really though ! 
11641164. @BTWimASHLEE yup. i miss the overalls. and cross colors. and aaliyah biggie and pac.lol 
11651165. @DamnNearWhite lmfao overalls bro ? for real ? hahhaaa 
11661166. @BTWimASHLEE dont act like you didnt wear overalls when you were little. lol. 
11671167. @DamnNearWhite mannn my momma had me fucked up ! lmaoo 
11681168. @BTWimASHLEE lmao fucked up how? 
11691169. @DamnNearWhite as in she had me wearin them mf's . lol 
11701170. @BTWimASHLEE hahaha but overalls were the shit back then. with the one strap unhooked and some tims. lol 
11711171. @DamnNearWhite hahaha OMG i cant even fuck with you anymore . lol 
11721172. Lol what i do? RT @BTWimASHLEE @DamnNearWhite hahaha OMG i cant even fuck with you anymore . lol 
11731173. @DamnNearWhite i just pictured you in that outfit ! lmaoo 
11741174. Sixteen more days then Mauritius baby! 
11751175. @tarynmm first time travelling to my island ? How long you are staying ? need some sightseeing tipps or accommodations sorted ? 
11761176. Goodnight everyone bye ttyl love all 
11771177. @mariajordangirl Nighty Knight! 
11781178. @LiLMissJBomb  Thanks for being here. Smetimes its just gd to hve u guys here. 
11791179. Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega. 
11801180. @EricAtreyu like the back of a Volkswagen? 
11811181. at midnight on my 21st in 2 weeks. i want 4 shots + 6 bunnies all around me but naked... #hmmmm just a thought.... 
11821182. @Je_Long_D_G WON'T HAPPEN. 
11831183. @MoneyManGilmer lol i just got in trouble for that lol 
11841184. @Je_Long_D_G by YO black-white girl.? 
11851185. @MoneyManGilmer by YO black-white girl.? #yes .. @Racquel_Lafaye came from the woodworks... -_-... no more thinkn now 
11861186. @MsRoselina: smh recently my longest conversation on the fone was 12 mins &lt;----thats #sad sweetheart 
11871187. @islikedat i know right i need someone who likes to talk on the fone lol 
11881188. @MsRoselina you should talk to me den. I'll give u a decent convo (nods head) 
11891189. @islikedat thats what they all say ... i dont like that awkwards silent moment 
11901190. @MsRoselina I can prove it tho. Talk is cheap in sum cases but in this one its worth a million haha #corny 
11911191. @islikedat that was just a lil corny lmao but uhhh how bout u start conversing with me more on twitter first before gettin that number lol 
11921192. @MsRoselina I don't recall askin for it. But I most def shall! & I'm mad u agreed wit me lmao 
11931193. @islikedat lol im just saying but id be lieing if i didnt agree with u lol 
11941194. @MsRoselina lol I underdig & thanks for bein honest I guess. Haha can't wait for the future convos 
11951195. OH NA NA SMELL MY FART :) 
11961196. @bieberworldjdb You...seriously love talking about farts don't chuu? 
11971197. @poptartangeles @TheChrisCarmona really?! That's what u guys see me doing?! Lol 
11981198. @paulinaduran5 lol thats how i picture it haha 
11991199. HBD @lovelyMFer 
12001200. @HEAVYimpact_ thanks mally 
12011201. @lovelyMFer Happy Birthday Andrea!! I hope you have a blessed one. Love and miss ya 
12021202. @FXCKOff_ thank you christy :))) 
12031203. @Nickjonas should just make his own label hah he's obviously a great producer look how many people he is working with xD #Beatlab 
12041204. @LoyalJoeJonas r u talking about Ashley Greene looking like a drunk man? I agree 
12051205. @LauraLJ91 haha maybe...and sorry for the late response 
12061206. Melo to NYK is good for NY, good for Melo, good for NBA, terrible for DEN. I feel for DEN fans & NJN fans & CLE fans #stillnotoverlbj #fb 
12071207. @MatthewBerryTMR melo to NY good for NBA? why dont we just fold all but eight teams? awful for small markets = awful for NBA 
12081208. Cheena your going to be on the cover of KING magazine@MorganGabri  lol fabulous words from my cousin! I do need to get back on my modelin 
12091209. @Pascheana lol!!! Okay okay I was lost! Nut he'll nah he be Tryna clown to much 
12101210. @MorganGabri lol I know! It would be hilarious! Omg!! He is to funny 
12111211. @Pascheana lol that he is!! Me and him always laughing at that atl trip lol 
12121212. @MorganGabri lmbo when kaylyn freeeeaked out over the homeless people. Funniest thing I have ever seen!! That trip was a blast 
12131213. finally wearing my leopard print shoes :) 
12141214. @Varusha I can't wear my leopard heels! You sommer make me cry!!! 
12151215. @vonimoller why can't you? i will wear them for you #represent 
12161216. @Varusha I'd lov tht! Twitpic me a pic! A while back I dropped th dog box on my toe by accident & it's still healin, cnt wear closed shoes ☹ 
12171217. @vonimoller shoo! That sounds painful! Sorry dude...here you go :) it's not a very good pic though http://plixi.com/p/79135642 
12181218. I put on perfume before bed in case of burglars. I would blind them with my femininity, and deaf and dumb them with my Louisville Slugger. 
12191219. @redwithenvy damn I just keep a machete, a gun, grenade & flamethrower 
12201220. http://bit.ly/ghQrul &lt;-- this what xxl freshmen 10 SHOULD'VE been 
12211221. @AyeItsTrouble I would have put PAC div in there 
12221222. @DatGuySheen PAC Div not really that big.. in terms of exposure 
12231223. @AyeItsTrouble true. Next year? 
12241224. @DatGuySheen yeah this year's gonna be big for 'em.. I believe 
12251225. @AyeItsTrouble XV is a dope dude bro lol. His tweets nshit he likes regular shit lol 
12261226. Had a good time tonight at the @Canon party @Wppi! Turkey was delish!! #Wppi #Canon 
12271227. @stacibell @Canon @wppi you are there?! 
12281228. OMG it is bad outside!! 
12291229. @MissDee804 forreal how bad? 
12301230. @mrb70 bad I had to pull over and get a hotel room couldn't drive in it 
12311231. RT @PuuRExC0CaINe: RT @ImSoEfficient Right titty look like a deflating water balloon o_O RT @MacTalian: #FailedTwitcon ===&gt; @Jojo4343 ... 
12321232. Lmfaoooooooo @MacTalian is funny , poor girl 
12331233. @sharniceeeee lmao well hello sweetie :) 
12341234. @MacTalian lollllll heyyyy =))) what's uppp ? Loll why did u have to call the poor girl out ? 
12351235. @sharniceeeee lmao... She shouldn't have had that twitcon up wit me on tha TL lol.. I'm doin good, how ya been? 
12361236. @MacTalian lmfaooooo I'm soo scared ill eever be a roastee lolll , funny thing is I thought the same but never said anythin , nd I'm good =) 
12371237. @sharniceeeee lol naw sweetie ya good in my book :) ya up late 
12381238. @MacTalian lolllll yayyyyy , I know I swear I dnt sleeep smhhh , how was ur weekend 
12391239. @sharniceeeee lol u crazy smh... It was pretty good, just chilled and watched tha all star shit... How was yours?? 
12401240. @MacTalian loll I try not to bee , loll but mee toooo =) basically , nd yesterday went to a Wiz concert sooo I guess it was okay =)) 
12411241. @sharniceeeee lol aww did ya have fun?? Did ya throw ya panties on stage?? 
12421242. @MacTalian lmfaoooo I was shocked cause it was soo goood , nd I would have but some girl had her sweaty vag on my back loll smhh 
12431243. @sharniceeeee lol it looks like he can throw a good show... And u crazy as hell.. Any plans for tomorrow?? 
12441244. @MacTalian lmfaoooooo I'm just sayin it was TIGHT in there loll, nd not a dayumm really , just work nd homework smh youu ? 
12451245. @abdullah_real_g  undertake is the shit tho hasnt lost a wrestlemania 
12461246. @Yungfarah no duh dat nigga been the shot dawg 
12471247. Ray, Gallo, Wil, Timo, Ant and Eddy, thnx for everything you've done for me so far this Rookie year! I appreciate it! Wishing you the best. 
12481248. I'm not gonna lie @landryfields, I miss all the guys already but I'm happy as hell that you stayed! 
12491249. He's my mom. LLOL! 
12501250. @iJever LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..no. you're not cute..nor do you even look like jb. Your personality Sucks. What you "Think" isn't true..so STFU! 
12511251. @XtiinasHERE Comes from somebody who doesnt know me at ALL, keep talking shit xD Go on i'll laugh harder. 
12521252. @iJever & yes...you're one of those shit talkers. you say shit..but cant back up shit. you're pathetic. looking for attention..COOOOL.lmao 
12531253. @XtiinasHERE lol i love how he says you're talking shit and you don't know him at all but thats exactly what he's doing. 
12541254. @thatbieberswag lol i know..hes dumb & clearly doesn't know what hes talking about..hes pissing me off. 
12551255. @XtiinasHERE yah he's pissing me off too i wish Justin would just put him in his place. 
12561256. @Believer455 May sound full of myself but I feel like I achieved the goals I set for myself.. I'm a College (cont) http://tl.gd/8v05f2 
12571257. @Sebrina2187 id love to share that on my blog if youre okay with it. 
12581258. @BreakingBrandon not as much as i used to, but yes! 
12591259. @LilykinsCUNT That's awesome! :D I would have never guessed. I like you more and more each day! ^.^ 
12601260. @OhhMyNicki yo 
12611261. @NavyJerkk sup 
12621262. @OhhMyNicki wassup? 
12631263. @NavyJerkk nothing just listen to music & quoting songs.. on my emo shit Lmao you? 
12641264. @OhhMyNicki lol i noticed. im like doing three things at once. 
12651265. @NavyJerkk you're talented. What three things? 
12661266. @OhhMyNicki i wanna dedicate this song to u... http://www.swift.fm/phontigallo/song/102755/ 
12671267. @NavyJerkk Lmao!! you are ghettttttoooooo! *taps foot to the beat of the song* Lmao & no you can't. 
12681268. @OhhMyNicki LMAO u wasnt sayin that every night for the past 2 weeks...... 
12691269. @NavyJerkk i don't fuck with hoes anymore..i might catch somethin' 
12701270. @OhhMyNicki lol me? a hoe? -_- 
12711271. @NavyJerkk did i stutter 
12721272. @OhhMyNicki how am i a hoe? 
12731273. @NavyJerkk -_- you just are..you firt with everybody. 
12741274. @OhhMyNicki u got me mistaken with urself lmao 
12751275. Someone needs to suck my left nipple while I nipple flick right 
12761276. @Dani_Daybreaker I'll work on that left one 
12771277. @BIGTEEK ok hurry up 
12781278. @Dani_Daybreaker need me to work on anything else while I'm at it 
12791279. @BIGTEEK yep...get to work on my clit 
12801280. @Dani_Daybreaker *licks lips* now you know I'm all for that put my face in it 
12811281. Serieus: in Libië worden mensen bij bosjes neergemaaid en wat is het hoofdpunt van het nieuws? De halfzus van de koning... #pummels 
12821282. @wannesdeloore VRT of VTM? #pummelssowieso 
12831283. @RaphaelCockx vrt. Misselijk werd ik er van... 
12841284. @wannesdeloore Terecht, want zo'n items dienen meestal ook alleen maar om iemands boek te verkopen. 
12851285. i think @WhiteStar30_ looks really pretty in her twitcon! :D 
12861286. @daniel2castro why thank you young man =D lol &lt;3 
12871287. @WhiteStar30_ you aree very welcome! :D&lt;3 
12881288. Beginning the first leg of the San Antonio-&gt;Space Coast #STS133 roadtrip in 26 hours. I should pack, right? First, laundry. #nasatweetupalum 
12891289. @ageekmom Very cool! It's hard to sit out a launch, but having interesting #Spacetweeps to follow makes it much easier. Have a great trip! 
12901290. @astrodad I hear you on all counts! I'm looking forward to meeting folks in person whom I've gotten to know through Twitter & livestreams :) 
12911291. @ageekmom For me, I hope to be there via the #hatcam. ;) That was quite a leap forward at the #STS133 #NASATweetup (pt 1). Kudos @joelglick. 
12921292. @astrodad @ageekmom Thanks!  I will be bringing #sts133 #nasatweetup activities live to your screen via #hatcam. Join us virtually. 
12931293. @joelglick I'll be there in person, dude! :-) Well, not at the press site with the gang, but at the causeway. Will see ya in FL! 
12941294. Hola tweeters.....ask me a question!!! 
12951295. @MyTie25 of u could be any animal, what would it be?? 
12961296. @Jack_da_Ripper a cheetah! Lol 
12971297. @MyTie25 why?? 
12981298. @Jack_da_Ripper idk it's the first thing that popped in my head 
12991299. @MyTie25 that's a honest answer. If u was a stripper, what would your name be? 
13001300. @Jack_da_Ripper hmmm Strawberry!!! Lol. 
13011301. @MyTie25 that makes no sense. Or maybe I don't get it. 
13021302. @Jack_da_Ripper well that's the only name I wud choose...lol 
13031303. If you had to give one piece of advice to a musician looking to build an audience what would it be? 
13041304. @mattstevensloop practice before spam-bombs... 
13051305. @Silverdollars yes !! 
13061306. @mattstevensloop oh, and on top of that, make sure you can place notes properly before buying into hardware/toys... 
13071307. Hola tweeters.....ask me a question!!! 
13081308. @MyTie25 of u could be any animal, what would it be?? 
13091309. @Jack_da_Ripper a cheetah! Lol 
13101310. @MyTie25 why?? 
13111311. @Jack_da_Ripper idk it's the first thing that popped in my head 
13121312. @MyTie25 that's a honest answer. If u was a stripper, what would your name be? 
13131313. @Jack_da_Ripper hmmm Strawberry!!! Lol. 
13141314. @MyTie25 that makes no sense. Or maybe I don't get it. 
13151315. @Jack_da_Ripper well that's the only name I wud choose...lol 
13161316. black guys are just not for me anymore :P 
13171317. @iEatPussy4Fun lookin super sexy ma go head with cha fine self 
13181318. A Japan Photo per Day - Koban, Travel Tip http://goo.gl/fb/NBChK 
13191319. @Muzachan Lovely police station :) 
13201320. @wonderoflight Thank you (^_^) 
13211321. @TimRothLieToMe  Hey,Tim.When would the next LTM season come out? CANNOT WAIT!!!U r absolutely a born actor! 
13221322. @Glacier_xk @TimRothLieToMe Apparently it's cancelled. :( 
13231323. @ZakBaganshair @Glacier_xk nah we R fighting to push fox to save it it's NOT cancelled we all fight 2 save,it's in our hands @timrothlietome 
13241324. @OfficialJordanB you're auditioning for xfactor!! good luck!! i was gonna doo thaat hehe 
13251325. @CherrieSmoothie Yeah i am :) thanks, why arent you auditioning? x 
13261326. Hearing Snyder's movie is called SUPERMAN STARTS. 
13271327. @devincf I heard it was going to be called SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET SUPER... MAN 
13281328. @mtgilchrist @devincf Unimpeachable sources have told me it's gonna be SUPERMAN VS. TWO-FACE. Let's ask Aaron Eckhart on Wednesday. 
13291329. @donkaye @devincf dude i heard from the most undeniable source ever that it was gonna be called SUPER? MAN! ...ALMOST 
13301330. Just got home N didn't get caught lol 
13311331. @Wtf_ItZ_Fredo lmfao Fredo I like your pic 
13321332. @SelfDestruct866 lol well u know Iam a photographer so ahh wat kan isay ha 
13331333. @Wtf_ItZ_Fredo lol some bad photographing skills you got there lmfao I'm jk 
13341334. @SelfDestruct866 haha iwasnt ready it was just a quick take u knoe 
13351335. @Wtf_ItZ_Fredo I mean change it 
13361336. @SelfDestruct866 that shit b lagging I'm trying but it won't let me 
13371337. I still remember when @KarlAlzner won gold in the 2007 WJC with Canada though. One of the best feelings 
13381338. @JordanStaalFan Obviously, I prefer John Carlson :D 
13391339. @PensBeerGeek Obviously, I definitely do not! 
13401340. @JordanStaalFan And how bummed I was after Sid scored that goal, by the way. 
13411341. @PensBeerGeek Now I was speechless when he did. Words cannot explain! 
13421342. BIEBER ALERT: Retweet if you will miss Justin Bieber's old hair. 
13431343. @DavidMesirow Who cares? There is GENOCIDE happening in Libya. 
13441344. @xSecondStar So what are you goin to do about it? 
13451345. @DavidMesirow *sigh* You JB fangirls are pretty ignorant towards the rest of the world. #justsayin 
13461346. @xSecondStar I care that genocide is happening but that doesn't mean I shouldn't care about anything else. You're a Green Day fan, aren't u? 
13471347. @DavidMesirow Yeah, I apologise about attacking you. I was in a pretty bad mood about it, so it was slack & unfair to yell at you for it. 
13481348. RT @_MyLegitAss: Is my nigga Melo really going to the Knicks? » Yesss! 
13491349. But like why though? RT @ScubaShaq RT @_MyLegitAss: Is my nigga Melo really going to the Knicks? » Yesss 
13501350. @_MyLegitAss he wanted a trade 
13511351. @ScubaShaq oh damn. 
13521352. @_MyLegitAss you aint kno dat 
13531353. @ScubaShaq I didn't know the story it just got sent to me. But finna go read up. I dot think he should've did that though. 
13541354. @_MyLegitAss why not? 
13551355. @ScubaShaq that was like a lebron move lightweight. 
13561356. @_MyLegitAss not even close 
13571357. @ScubaShaq ok but I'm not understating his purpose why did he want to do that what was his benefits? 
13581358. @_MyLegitAss I guess he felt he would be closer to a championship in New York 
13591359. @ScubaShaq see straight 'bron move!! 
13601360. @_MyLegitAss lebron jus wanted to buy into da hype nigga aint bout to get a ring 
13611361. @ScubaShaq right you right. You think he should've did it? 
13621362. This is an absolute tragedy for NZ. We'll all need to stand together & be strong to get through this. 
13631363. @suzannepaulnz poor people i really feel for the small biz owners in town 
13641364. @mdotbrown I don't blame him for this mess. That's on Denver. And NJ should've made a deal even without a guarantee he'd re-sign. 
13651365. @DrewUnga Really? Kinda penny wise, no? 
13661366. @mdotbrown Maybe not with all four picks. How else can they get anyone in NJ. If he leaves he forfeits $15 million. I'd call his bluff. 
13671367. @DrewUnga Not a bad idea. He'd probably blink. 
13681368. @mdotbrown If not, then you move him again. The Nets wanted to win the hearts and minds of New Yorkers. Now they're officially the Clippers. 
13691369. @DrewUnga @mdotbrown and then NY would have all the leverage and give up even less to NJ in order to get Melo. #risky 
13701370. #NeverWILLi make some a priority when im only an option. 
13711371. @SAM_uh_LAM Music Monday!! All Day!! Click The link!! http://www.box.net/shared/zzeiuzyevl Follow @daronjonesmusic 
13721372. #NEVERWILLi follow him OR click that dry ass link LOL #FOH RT @GoldenSistaWife @SAM Click The link!! Follow @daronjonesmusic 
13731373. @SAM_uh_LAM LOL that's all good sweetie! Take care and God Bless. 
13741374. @GoldenSistaWife You take care as well. :) 
13751375. @SAM_uh_LAM always gorgeous! 
13761376. @GoldenSistaWife hey, you get a follow for that last tweet LOL #imShallow 
13771377. @SAM_uh_LAM LOL oh wow! Thanks for the follow! Check out the link if u want. it is music from Grammy award winner @daronjonesmusic 
13781378. Lls shutup RT @Mr103mallyG: U can be just that I'm only missing a small half ur small so :) RT @sweet_as_sinxx: (cont) http://tl.gd/8v02kh 
13791379. @sweet_as_sinxx really :) 
13801380. @Mr103mallyG was it good? Would u go back for round two 
13811381. @sweet_as_sinxx I was great she was an expert didn't really get nasty just fcuked passionately yea I prolly would she's bad as hell 
13821382. @Mr103mallyG not even a lil nasty that's wack lol but mayb u culd break it outta her next time lol 
13831383. @sweet_as_sinxx yea maybe + we was wrkin on a time limit I had 2 get that b4 her bro got there or it was my ass lolz 
13841384. Sow koud he -__- 
13851385. RT @jaybie010: Sow koud he -__- &lt; ik warm je wel op:$ 
13861386. @jakedemetro whats up 
13871387. @peachesmarks214 noting much watching tv what you doing 
13881388. What do you think if We'll Invite rani mukherjee to Indonesia???? come on share your advice from now... 
13891389. @crazyfans_rani i want to hug rani, n kiss him... i hope this true rani will come in indonesia, i wish dream come true 
13901390. I swear some twitter users frequent google and write down facts to tweet about to make themselves sound smarter than they actually are 
13911391. @Maria_Noelle my Santa answer is straight from my head, it's also true! 
13921392. off work ! #ChaChaCha 
13931393. @_PlaneJayne how was it ? 
13941394. @Sandi_GotCheeks good ! iactually like it lol 
13951395. “@BoobieRL: @monehunni be hurtn a nigga feelings lls” What??!! Aren't I The Sweetest Girl Ever ??? Lol 
13961396. @monehunni LIES! oh the lies u can tell 
13971397. @BoobieRL lol the truths u don't tell 
13981398. @monehunni lls ima let the world no how mean u r watch lol 
13991399. @BoobieRL lol don't get wreckless sir 
14001400. @monehunni lmao never that now.wyd up 
14011401. @BoobieRL writing 
14021402. @monehunni wut u a singin or a paper? 
14031403. @BoobieRL just writing . Could be a song 
14041404. @monehunni i wanna hear u sing big head.bet im better lol 
14051405. @BoobieRL lol nooo 
14061406. @monehunni well c one day 
14071407. @BoobieRL YouTube 
14081408. @monehunni was the link fb chat it to me 
14091409. I know we didn't make the XXL Freshman cover yall, its all good!! we are the UNDERDOGS, thats what makes our victory in the future so sweet 
14101410. @machinegunkelly disappointed you didn't make that list.... My freshmen list definitely had you on it homie! #MGK... 
14111411. Gotta get my life and shit together this shit aint no joke.. 
14121412. @Blasian_WM O_O 
14131413. @Hoven_X Hey Hoven 
14141414. @Blasian_WM wats the dealio? lol 
14151415. @Hoven_X its so much shit goin on right now Im stressed 2 the max my apt got broken n2 last nite & its a bunch of other shit along w/ that 
14161416. @Blasian_WM aww man that sucks I hope everything goes ok 
14171417. @Hoven_X thank yu Hoven && I hope so too bc I can't take anymore bad shit happenin at this point 
14181418. @Blasian_WM i feel you. 
14191419. @Hoven_X neways how yu doin? 
14201420. @Blasian_WM im cool.just been promoting this new video.you seen it? 
14211421. @Hoven_X no I haven't been able to get on the net cuz my computer got stolen but what's it for? 
14221422. @Blasian_WM its this new song i made.its on youtube 
14231423. @Hoven_X well what is it && I'ma check it out 2mrw when I hit campus 
14241424. @Blasian_WM cool.its on my facebook page 
14251425. @Hoven_X okay I check it out but I'm probably finna call it a nite cuz I'm tired so I'll get at yu, nite :) 
14261426. @DavidSHaskell: I said cracker brittle - not pie! 
14271427. @shebop ohhh it was pie night 
14281428. @DavidSHaskell : Just saying - it was good. I didn't go for the pie.Smart me...... 
14291429. @shebop it was called a pie pop up, not a cracker brittle pop up. didn't see brittle. anything better than cold pie. happy at animal 
14301430. @DavidSHaskell  really mr failed business owner?  your giving advice? didn't know you were a pie expert. 
14311431. @LARestaurantPR I'm at animal having a good time. why don't you come here we'll do a blind tasting. 
14321432. HOW DO I LOOK IN MY TWITCON? 
14331433. @BLASIAN_BADDAZZ Post a pic and i'll tell u...from what I can see...#A1 
14341434. @DaRealDJBino And na. Thats for my hubby to know and for you to wonder 
14351435. @BLASIAN_BADDAZZ :-\ 
14361436. @DaRealDJBino Go on my facebook and look at my pic. &gt;&gt; http://www.facebook.com/JalesaOliver 
14371437. @BLASIAN_BADDAZZ Hold up.....HOLD THE F*CK UP!!! I was scrollong down and everything was alright till them hips and ass jumped out!!! 
14381438. @DaRealDJBino What you mean? 
14391439. @BLASIAN_BADDAZZ Slim cute face w/ baby makin hips = #NiceTimes 
14401440. @DaRealDJBino You saying that bout me? :-) 
14411441. @BLASIAN_BADDAZZ Thats for u to wonder 8-D 
14421442. @DaRealDJBino Lol tell me 
14431443. @BLASIAN_BADDAZZ I'll let ya #TrueLove tell you #LowKeyJealous lol 
14441444. RT @ihatequotes: A negative mind produces a negative life. Think about what you're thinking about. Learn to stay positive no matter what ... 
14451445. @Fayeyolody agreed! 
14461446. @lowjansen which one do u agree? Hey I'm gonna be there in feb 24 :) *wink* 
14471447. @Fayeyolody hey you are going to be here?? That's great when will you be leaving??  I'm not free the day but I'm (cont) http://tl.gd/8uvnc4 
14481448. @lowjansen from 24-26. I'm goin to meet Nora and my friend in the first evening at Orchard. Can u join? Anyway, happy birthday to u dear! :) 
14491449. @ChiNavarro You don't live in New Zealand anymore do you?? 
14501450. @saabmagalona i do. don't live where the earthquake happen. it's the other island. still a bit of a tragedy though. i'll come home nov :-) 
14511451. @AishaAJ get a herbal shampoo :/ 6aby3y or pantene ... :/ wela? 
14521452. @khalid_alomran pantene is just as bad.. There's "shampoo bo 79an" from pharmacies, now that's a great one! 
14531453. sometimes running out in the middle of the street & gettting hit by a car jus sounds so good. 
14541454. @_NATALiiEE_ i second that notion!! 
14551455. @SULLEY123 yeahh? sounds pretty good, huh? :/ 
14561456. @_NATALiiEE_ @SULLEY123 Down to play in the street this weekend :D.... -___- 
14571457. @nay_tall_ee hell yeah. or we can go to the ghetto &get shot. either one sounds good to me, if i get shot then i die a badass :b 
14581458. @_NATALiiEE_ lmao shittt that would be pretty badass lets do it and we will be ledgends like biggie or pac ;) 
14591459. @SULLEY123 its legends. the only thing ur gonna be is a DUMBass :b but like seriously. lets do some jay walking or take a trip to the ghetto 
14601460. really sounds KACCHA-ey &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3 
14611461. @_shintarona_ Op corz gots eet, so now head is spinning with haaawt || Well the YT version I heard sounds exactly like that old one... 
14621462. @_thunderberry (chuckle)(chuckle)(chuckle)(chuckle) be careful joo no be on faiaer XD || really? i don't remember nau and i'd wait for HQ XD 
14631463. @_shintarona_ But I will wait anothher month+ to hear it &gt;_&lt; 
14641464. I have been so sleepy lately!!! Napped last night, watched TV, fell right back asleep! Well, good mornin!!! Hope ur all feeling well rested! 
14651465. @NicoleDabeau am I going to get to see your gifts soon? Did you get the teddy bear? 
14661466. @VaughnOnMovies Tonight! I'm gonna watch the Bachelor in em. Lol. #Guiltypleasures And yes, I LOVE the Teddy bear! :) 
14671467. @NicoleDabeau cool! I thought he might make a good toy for Kujo if he wasn't your thing (my miniature schnauzer Cole loves stuffed animals). 
14681468. @VaughnOnMovies I just posted a vid!!!! Thank you again! They are soooo comfy and awesome!! XOXO 
14691469. Kalau nak, go to my FB: http://www.facebook.com/iafanpage and click LIKE on the latest status first :) 
14701470. @ImranAjmain ok dah 'like' I like the display pic btw :) but the beard is..well...nevermind... 
14711471. @schizoblurb What's wrong with my beard? 
14721472. Follow? Depends on if @FabienCousteau has interesting things to post I guess... I promise to do my best @FCousteau :) 
14731473. @FCousteau I am very sad, I was very happy and excited to having you in my twitter... all my love from Chile :( 
14741474. Bad night here in the house of Porridge. We're both feeling very sorry for ourselves indeed. 
14751475. @porridgebrain sorry you're having a rotten night, I have quite a lot of those as well. I can't tell you when sun will come up, but it will 
14761476. @tempestdevyne Hee hee, that's a nice image to start the day with! Thanks. Bad nights fairly standard here, as my eye bags contest! 
14771477. Man I'm ready! Lol RT @Cudddie: @360DegreesUnLTD We gone go bowling again soon or what! 
14781478. @360DegreesUnLTD what's up with a week night? 
14791479. @Dirk_Diggla: @X_RatedPoet now you wanna come in... Go sit down// I been doin more important thing. U hate facts tho... 
14801480. @X_RatedPoet Naw nigga, you come in when niggas say sum to me.. How you gone drive to the lane when niggas cutting it off? #fact 
14811481. @Dirk_Diggla nigga! If u cant play help d and there is a 3sec call. No ONE IS IN DA PAINT! Open lane. And a real shooter loves a zone. #fact 
14821482. @X_RatedPoet  nigga if niggas taking more damn shots than lay ups then that's a damn zone.. You play zone to make niggas shoot more 
14831483. @Dirk_Diggla niggas dont b runnin zone bruh, get real. This aint hs or college... 
14841484. @X_RatedPoet is it just me or hall twisting his words to make himself sound right??? 
14851485. @Bucsfan96 read what your fellow ex magic player Matt Barnes said a about zone d 
14861486. @Dirk_Diggla I saw what he said to you lol 
14871487. @Bucsfan96 still no zone huh?? Smh, haha 
14881488. @Dirk_Diggla it is what it is hall...yall still not coming out of the west this year 
14891489. @HenNaTee Umlaut overload! 
14901490. @bigheadzach Heh, that's not even bad! Maybe I should write more in Finnish. But then you guys wouldn't know what I'm saying :/ 
14911491. stay strong Christ Church and NZ &lt;3 praying 
14921492. @TaylorFanParty &lt;3 
14931493. @_staaybeautiful hey! :) &lt;3 where are you from ? 
14941494. #OnlyAtTSU Does Our President Get Us Vistation, Then A Week Later They Wanna Complain & Ask For Visitation Forms! Ahh Shut Up! 
14951495. @itsBOYKIN_noS what are the visitation forms for? 
14961496. @brandijonesss to see if we want it. Its petty and pointless! 
14971497. @itsBOYKIN_noS WTH as hard as much as we complained for it why TF would we NOT want it.. SMH at #TSU 
14981498. @brandijonesss they just petty 
14991499. Good news it's not an Hangover it's the onset of man Flu! Roll on Saturday afternoon and Sunday lie in..!! 
15001500. @Crookface I'm still f***ed from Saturday nite :-( 
15011501. @skybluearnie :-).. my 7 mile run in the rain did not help I suppose ! I will Od on drugs c how it goes.. 
15021502. This shocks me: How the New York Times collaborates with the US government. http://bit.ly/fp7rO7 
15031503. @DagiCueppers Obama administration asks NYT  to withheld truth & dishout lies and NYT happily obliges!! US is decaying!! This proves it!! 
15041504. wow twitter died...cld have something to do with the fact that its like 2 a.m. but i prefer to blame @DegrassiNation just cause i can :p 
15051505. @kelsey_d_joyce blame me. Probably my fault! 
15061506. @DegrassiNation lol you were just the most recent person to tweet on my timeline so i picked you to blame lol 
15071507. Time to build a 3D representation of my car in AutoDesk Inventor 2011. 
15081508. @SebastienPeek I forgot to mention - she's a ballerina;) 
15091509. @Ech0riginal mine used to dance, but her knee fucked :( 
15101510. @SebastienPeek no more bendy? D: 
15111511. @Ech0riginal still bendy, but she just can't as much as she used too. 
15121512. @SebastienPeek yeah.. It's currently 1:20 AM here lol 
15131513. @Ech0riginal damn, it's 4:50pm here :P 
15141514. @SebastienPeek of course you answer RIGHT as I hit the home button lol. Hey! Are you on Discovr.us's Chaos server? (at all/anytime) 
15151515. @Ech0riginal LOL ;) nah, I haven't gone on #MineCraft for a few weeks now :( 
15161516. @SebastienPeek never ever been on it? 
15171517. @Ech0riginal nope :( 
15181518. @SebastienPeek ZOMGLMFAOOMG - You have to. It's like.. Sex for you MineCraft_Server.jar file. Hahahahahaa 
15191519. @Ech0riginal aha 
15201520. @SebastienPeek Nom. I drove to STARBUCKS yesterday. 15 miles.. Idk w/e meters 
15211521. @Ech0riginal LOLWOO :D 
15221522. @SebastienPeek the good-looking bit is a tie 
15231523. @_iSeeBeautyy_ what are you doing up 
15241524. @ShotsOfGoodRum no reason just not sleepy. 
15251525. @jaybirdnae I'm practicing my paradiddles diddle diddles 
15261526. @AMEN_CHURCH Well alright then Church!  I need to do that too.  Did you get some exercises online? 
15271527. Remember...The future is bright, the future is yours :-) 
15281528. @loving_my_years thanks Jayne.xxxneed that when waking at 5am and needing to get on with work.he he.xxx 
15291529. @tallulahlove Go out today and shine :-) 
15301530. @loving_my_years Awww thankyou so much. you too...have a gorgeous day.xxx 
15311531. Now followin' -&gt; @DatBoyMace whus goody x) 
15321532. @JennyBum03 nothin chillin. you? 
15331533. @DatBoyMace nuffin' watchin tv lol chillin' - where yu from? 
15341534. @JennyBum03 georgia... you? 
15351535. I said that to someone b4 lollzRT @hiimnene: Idgaf bout how you doing ....but um how's ya mom 
15361536. @IamDJJay lol thats the way to go 
15371537. @hiimnene its the only way lolz -- why aren't you sleepy missy 
15381538. @IamDJJay I'm yexting 
15391539. @hiimnene awww lolz haha I'm over here watching a good movie called "the red" 
15401540. Me *I love you DjHim *I love you too steph* Me *AlwaysHim *and forever :) 
15411541. @Definitely_M3 yo ass has issues. #thatisall 
15421542. @SmilnThru_Tears lmao ikr smh! Its not me...its us! but we had a looonnnnn talk about everything. ain't gone 4get but I'm letting go! 
15431543. @Definitely_M3 love makes you do crazy things. 
15441544. @SmilnThru_Tears isn't that the truth smh! 
15451545. 1st time watching CSI (cause of JBiebs). Very uneventful. SVU&gt;CSI 
15461546. @shaminikia what you think about castle?? 
15471547. @Rdstar43 who? 
15481548. @shaminikia my fault I was asking you about the show castle that comes on abc... check it out 
15491549. @Rdstar43 I will. When does it come on? 
15501550. @shaminikia aight it comes on tonight after the bachelor at 9 on abc. Tell me what you think... 
15511551. @Rdstar43 I missed it! 
15521552. Good morning Twitter peeps! 
15531553. @chantalvdbroek moaning! #wishiwasstillinbed 
15541554. @C103Colum how are you this morning? 
15551555. @chantalvdbroek I'm good thanks Chantal, bit bleary eyed but nothing a blast of some music won't clear! And you? 
15561556. @C103Colum freezing here! The heating hasn't quite kicked in yet so now debating whether or not I can wear my pj's and bathrobe to work :) 
15571557. @chantalvdbroek you could leave the pjs on under the work gear....i did that once during the really cold spell! fun times..... 
15581558. @C103Colum lol! believe me it's tempting! So what can you play me today :) 
15591559. @chantalvdbroek I'll play whatever you want! If you like Caro Emerald, you'll love Imelda May, have you heard of her? she's top notch 
15601560. @C103Colum I have! And I have the CD too. She's Irish isn't she? 
15611561. I've discovered Mumford & Sons! North Korea needs to hurry up and finish that fucking nuke. 
15621562. @DANNY_DICKBLOOD I see young master Dickblood has returned from his sabbatical. 
15631563. @Xi_Phos Thank you. The purification ceremony was incredible....this layer of grime on my balls just won't wash off. 
15641564. @DANNY_DICKBLOOD you're welcome. The only thing I found that works on grimy balls is bleach on a stiff metal brush Worked by a thai massuse. 
15651565. @Xi_Phos I'll give it a shot if the Gojo doesn't work. 
15661566. @DANNY_DICKBLOOD Danny here's some ball cleaning info with a side of date rape http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwIrSLGvZQ 
15671567. #wwyd if you saw your bias coming out of a pool, he's ONLY in swimming trunks then he asks for a hug? [10 minutes] :3 
15681568. @littleshawols can you promote us?we are SHINee and Super Junior new fanbase ^^ 
15691569. On 3/8 we are going to a #SWAC taping ! So far there have been cool guest stars Tony hawk mindless behavior and @thecodysimpson 
15701570. @alexirob gahh another one?!?! DM me alexi! :) 
15711571. @MelodyLam_Music I can't DM you another what? Am I going where? To #SWAC ? Yes in 3/8 
15721572. @alexirob y can't u DM me? :( oh and how do u know Selena already taped her SWAC scenes? 
15731573. @MelodyLam_Music I talked to 2 people who were there I can't say who 
15741574. @alexirob please tweet ur followers to check out my YouTube.com/MelodyLamMusic and spread the word about it! Thanks! 
15751575. @MelodyLam_Music Check out my B Spears parodie video. Please Subscribe if you like it and I'll kiss you! http://bit.ly/YouTubeParody?=mty2 
15761576. @SpaceJamXI you like the Bin 23 5's 
15771577. @ShoeCrazy_ Yeah that leather on them is great. Probably the cleanest of the BIN Jordan's too. 
15781578. @SpaceJamXI I called the man at House of Hoops at PG Plaza. He said they coming to them this Friday. You think you getting them. 
15791579. @ShoeCrazy_ Nah I'm passing on them like the rest of the BIN Jordan's. They're cool though. 
15801580. @SpaceJamXI you Think they're gonna sell out? And was you in the icon 
15811581. @ShoeCrazy_ Of course, people hype up every BIN release. And yeah I was in there on the 20th. 
15821582. @SpaceJamXI Any booth pics. And i aimt see you. 
15831583. @ShoeCrazy_ Yeah we just took one. I was on the back of the dance floor most of the time. 
15841584. @SpaceJamXI i got in so damn late like i was pissed. And you said you didnt like the allstar lebrons. 
15851585. @ShoeCrazy_ I got in at like around 8. And yeah, I think the All Star LeBron 8's are ugly compared to the VII's. 
15861586. @SpaceJamXI i don't like them. But i think the entourages look better 
15871587. uh oh! #Shoutout ta Naps coldest tattoo ARTIST...Mr.Tre Niner @AMANITRENINER ...not ur ordinary tattoos, "its artwork BITCH!" 
15881588. @2Middle_Fingers awww... (tearin up).... Lol 
15891589. @AMANITRENINER lol uk i show it anyway I can 
15901590. Kamicon was awesome!! I sold some stuff, met two amazing cosplayers, got an awesome Tales of Vesperia print... 
15911591. @bipolarbearx Geek cons FTW! 
15921592. @jonasvdaa I know!! I'm so excited for the other cons coming up this year. I also need to find a gaming specific one... 
15931593. @bipolarbearx there's always PAX or something like that. Man, I wish I lived in the US :( or had time to visit any of them 
15941594. @jonasvdaa Aren't there any gaming expos/geek conventions worth attending in Europe? 
15951595. @bipolarbearx not as big as that. There's Gamescom and that's it as far as I know. And then there's the time thing. 
15961596. Aww I can't forget my other babe @Docholiday86 even though he ain't speak to me! #Fired! 
15971597. @SerenityLuv368 woooowww..... Don't blame me... I was sixk... Nobody looked familiar except the team.... I'm sorry 
15981598. Everyone go visit me at work tomoro :) 
15991599. @fknneddy were do you work bitch? :) 
16001600. @Henn_ryyy at hot topic nigga! :) 
16011601. @fknneddy at the mall? :p 
16021602. Wow, the Bankara and Zoe presence on SPIT thread makes me want to step up my game on self portraits and never show them cause I feel uggo. 
16031603. @oldhat Never feel like that! We are a see of non-glamorous fodder and are beautimas in our own special ways. 
16041604. @MissSpite Yeah...but I still think I won't post there for a while. The self-hate has been going a bit extreme lately. 
16051605. @oldhat You do what makes you comfortable, but you remember, those compliments people have for you are sincere, and u are well loved. 
16061606. @nureenameera @ZullyWully this article says results = April http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/2/21/sarawak/8105087&sec=sarawak 
16071607. @famira that would be ridiculous . april ? omg , dat latee ? 
16081608. @NureenAmeera who knows? 
16091609. @famira to me , march is okay but definitely not February  or April 
16101610. @NureenAmeera march is not okay. it's my birthday month :( 
16111611. @famira lolol ull do good in spm :D 
16121612. @NureenAmeera oh please. chem is a gone case. I just want 7a's, 1b and 1c. 
16131613. @famira lol what's the b and c ? 
16141614. and thats why he could never see my nigga kiss “@LilMiss_KrysMas: @MackkManee lol he gets enough money now, all he gotta do is speak” 
16151615. @MackkManee lol jadakiss? huh 
16161616. @LilMiss_KrysMas i don't expect you to relate.he'll eat Wayne anyday 
16171617. @MackkManee i don't wanna go against Wayne but shit he prolly will lol but why I never here from jada tho 
16181618. @LilMiss_KrysMas that nigga be low . Idk he dropped like 7 songs today tho 
16191619. anyone tried sikhye b4? RT @TheTasteofKorea: We've updated our FB page with a recipe of "Sikhye" (Korean ric… (cont) http://deck.ly/~XcwJp 
16201620. @koreanet tried it ice-cold and topped with pine nuts. Really refreshing. Better than soda! 
16211621. I swear some twitter users frequent google and write down facts to tweet about to make themselves sound smarter than they actually are 
16221622. @Maria_Noelle my Santa answer is straight from my head, it's also true! 
16231623. @MattXHarris he better have presents for me 
16241624. just put my autographed @yelyahwilliams n00d up on @jonnycraigslist check it out & BUY! http://www.jonnycraigslist.com/ =P 
16251625. @poppunkwayo I just bought it! when can i expect it???? 
16261626. so i hear my roomate finally come out the bathroom & she goes into the main area of the apt . comes back to her room 30 secs later 
16271627. @FameJUNKYBenji damn! She STAY in the bathroom. Lmao 
16281628. Yessss? 
16291629. @EpicLena :P 
16301630. @fauxgreene O:) I just killed Alex ;P 
16311631. Jusstt Bashedd @ConceitedBoss in 2K ' Then iFelt Bad & Lett him win the Second Game!  #Hollaifyouhearme! 
16321632. @RollinGeese I used the knicks cuz I thought they had melo already 
16331633. @ConceitedBoss lol ikno iherd u talking bout itt 
16341634. @RollinGeese u gotta get a headset 
16351635. @ConceitedBoss iknooo im boutaa get 1 ritee noww fammmmm 
16361636. @RollinGeese wrd ps3 the shitt I should of got a ps3 sooner 
16371637. @ConceitedBoss yoo son How do iHook thiss shitt uppp..itss uh Mic 
16381638. @RollinGeese go 2 setting.than accesory than manage bluetooth than presss connect 
16391639. @ConceitedBoss GooodLooks G iJust did ittIll Play yuu tommorow Witt the Micc & Shitt 
16401640. @RollinGeese Aight I'm about 2 take it down though gotta handle some shitt in da A.M 
16411641. @ConceitedBoss ohh Aightt. ..just Holla at me iN the A.M when u wantt the 20Piece 
16421642. -smiles seeing @Ms_Nessa_Cullen, takes a few steps, closing the distance between them and kneels- Hi Reneesme… (cont) http://deck.ly/~TKCFE 
16431643. @Afton_guard I grow a lot all the time. [grins] What are you doing here in the middle of the night? 
16441644. @Ms_Nessa_Cullen Well, it's been unusually sunny in your state so my new friend @Sweet_Charlotte and I had t… (cont) http://deck.ly/~cn5u5 
16451645. @Afton_guard [waves] Hi, @Sweet_Charlotte! I didn't know you were Volturi! [back to Afton] I know, it's been lame and sunny this week. 
16461646. @Ms_Nessa_Cullen It's been keeping us stuck inside. -makes a face- In a smell motel room. -smiles- So I'm sur… (cont) http://deck.ly/~Gw8zR 
16471647. @Afton_guard Yeah, why? Not that I'm not happy to see you,  well, nothing exciting has happened here. Nothing  exciting EVER happens here. 
16481648. @Ms_Nessa_Cullen Well, we were sent here by @AroOfTheVolturi. He wanted to make sure everything was okay with you and your family. 
16491649. @Afton_guard We're fine. Unless you count my jerk of a teacher who thinks I shouldn't get A's. [makes a face]  But we're fine, really. 
16501650. @Ms_Nessa_Cullen You know how you, some of your family and I have a power? Well @Sweet_Charlotte has one as well. 
16511651. @Afton_guard Yeah, I know she does. @Southern_Ease told me all about it.  @Sweet_Charlotte, what do you want to see? 
16521652. I'm obviously bored because my ass is on WSHH.Why they got Britney Spears "Hold It Against Me" video with a whopping 0 views!OMG CTFU! 
16531653. @shannyshannn im watchin it now 
16541654. @Nikeheadtotoe Lol.Is it any good? 
16551655. And I miss you talking in a big vase? On webcam You weirdo! 
16561656. @Blastinaglass20 did you see the sexy Asian girls at http://www.hot-asian-love.com/enter 
16571657. isnt chris on GMA tomorrow? 
16581658. @RealTeamBreezy wait it is the 22nd lmaooo 
16591659. Oooh looky, I appear to be on front page on @iamstaggered www.iamstaggered.co.uk 'Hats the way, ah ha ah ha, I like it, ah ha ah ha!' 
16601660. @Sharonhatt also I meant to ask - which celeb do you think we should get to rep us? 
16611661. @iamstaggered I will give it some thought..... 
16621662. I swear these hit the spot just apples and grapes w/ vanilla yogurt and some walnuts :) http://twitpic.com/42h7pw 
16631663. @TwatTERRORiST that's the gayest thing you can buy at McDonald's! haha 
16641664. @OnlyTony24 @rg_prince @Blak_Simpson  I'm confused.. -_- 
16651665. @TNOEL2012  @rg_prince @Blak_Simpson that's the point :) 
16661666. ima call everybody bro__ from now yes 
16671667. @iRSuperhero_, hella ghetto. 
16681668. @ihateyou_x3 so is your face 
16691669. @iRSuperhero_, yawpp. 
16701670. @ihateyou_x3 and your mom :] i miss you♥ 
16711671. @iRSuperhero_, Hahahah. Liar&lt;/3 
16721672. @ihateyou_x3 no never &lt;3 
16731673. @iRSuperhero_, HAHAHA, whatever. U r so mean. 
16741674. @ihateyou_x3 but how 
16751675. @iRSuperhero_, CUZ U WAS CALLIN ME A LIAR. 
16761676. @ihateyou_x3 but i miss you♥ 
16771677. @iRSuperhero_, i miss you too ugly♥ 
16781678. @ihateyou_x3 since when LOL since you last ditched me! its been almost a year 
16791679. @iRSuperhero_, AHAHA. Yeah, I know right! You still gotta visit sooooon. 
16801680. @ihateyou_x3 i will after i can walk again me and harolds gonna come this week? maybe thursday yes okay 
16811681. @iRSuperhero_, after you can walk again?! whaaat, your leg's broken?! LOL. makes no sense. & idk maybe 
16821682. @ihateyou_x3 yes it is and THURSDAYYYYY 
16831683. 11 days to go!  Who's your "won't miss 'em" artist? Don't forget the twitter tag #CMCRocks 
16841684. @CMC_Australia  My 1st #CMCRocks can't wait for the whole experience! 
16851685. #nowplaying Hannah Montana where i go...... Dont hate just listen 
16861686. @Truthfully11 Hannah Montana?? Lol 
16871687. @DJFLETCH_ thats my thinking music DONT HATE ON IT JUST LISTEN 
16881688. @Truthfully11 lol aight imma check it out. I fuck wit Party In The USA hahaha 
16891689. @DJFLETCH_  its aight nothing like the one i got on repeat 
16901690. @Truthfully11 it's a slow song? 
16911691. @DJFLETCH_ yea 
16921692. @Truthfully11 yo so what happened to Icon in Orlando?? What spots be poppin out there?? 
16931693. @DJFLETCH_ im in school in tally 
16941694. @Truthfully11 das where I'm at too u go to da Webbie concert last light at 20/20?? That shit was Live 
16951695. @DJFLETCH_ no i didnt heard it was lame 
16961696. pizza hut has lost! hahaha 
16971697. @wlaiyee OMG I thought u might want to know that PizzaHut is giving away free pizza coupons http://bit.ly/dILuQQ?=mtuz 
16981698. I didn't see Raw. What did I miss? 
16991699. @TheRealXPac Undertaker retuned/ HHH interupted. Not a word was spoken just eyes and emotion sold seats and PPV buys. Lawler/Cole at #WM27 
17001700. Tsk tsk, sleep boii! RT @thiscamfake: And I'm still up. 
17011701. @Shmileyrae17 Yes, I know.. I should. ;P 
17021702. @thiscamfake then go, andale! *nudges you* :p 
17031703. @Shmileyrae17 Nooooo. lol its my last night till school, im not going to bed! 
17041704. @thiscamfake ugh school. *gag* 
17051705. @Shmileyrae17 Haha I dont have it tomorrow either :P 
17061706. @thiscamfake Lucky -.- well I only go 2 hours but still too early. 
17071707. @Shmileyrae17 You go to school for two hours?! 
17081708. @thiscamfake Only on tuesdays and thursdays the rest is an hour. 
17091709. If there's full democracy in Jordan, Palestinians will become more politically powerful. Not everyone willing to accept that #reformJO 
17101710. @shadihamid #reformjo ur points are the same polarizing game that the anti Democratic forces in #JO employ. Does NOT make ur points correct! 
17111711. @GoTMiLk_: @TEAMSWISHFANS sorry to tell u but @Jr_Swish coming to the #Bulls Time will tell...but im loyal to SWISH FOREVA 
17121712. @TEAMSWISHFANS true Swish fan 
17131713. @GoTMiLk_ Absolutely....plus the bulls are my eastern team....so no love lost.... 
17141714. Time for bed. Apparently, I have work tomorrow. 
17151715. @twitters ugh. Really? 
17161716. @peteryugray the virtual salt mines await...or so I've been told 
17171717. I have dropped my phone over 20 times =/ poor thing &lt;3 #sorry 
17181718. @Macibelieber ahahahahaha i drop my phone more than you do ahahaha 
17191719. @CodySimsonfana no mine is completely cracked, the vibrate is broken, it randomly goes black, & it just doesn't really work to well! :Phaha 
17201720. @Macibelieber DANG ahahaha 
17211721. @CodySimsonfana Yeeah .. it's time for a new one (: 
17221722. @Macibelieber what's your # 
17231723. @CodySimsonfana it would cost alot of money for me to text you ... so I don't give out my number :P 
17241724. @Macibelieber oh okkkk btw can i DM you something 
17251725. @CodySimsonfana yeaah sure (: 
17261726. @Macibelieber k i sent it 
17271727. @CodySimsonfana I replied :P but he's supeer personal :S 
17281728. @Macibelieber wait what? 
17291729. @CodySimsonfana I don't like the fact that he's so personal ... :P 
17301730. Audio Dope 
17311731. @mikemeegz We track traffic in, they askin for more are you back again! #autoooo on that reference. WHO?!?! MIKE MEEGZ lol 
17321732. @momurdock @mikemeegz @trakksounds @escojackson I'm makin lasagna tomorrow. With or without you. 
17331733. RT @AyeeKayTee: I need to find a new job as well...although I don't wanna work lol 
17341734. @Don_Cohiba Read your tweet, thought this can assist you to find work http://swearbyreviews.com/ 
17351735. #HonestyHour @FamilyOverFame & @crazy_kid53 aint serious abt goin to the same school the bullshittin 
17361736. @_alwaysloyal_   @FamilyOverFame bro im serious bout it...we gotta have the grades 
17371737. @crazy_kid53 @FamilyOverFame all yu gotta have is 2.0 bro to transfer easy shit.! 
17381738. @_alwaysloyal_   @FamilyOverFame ok hopeful i get it 
17391739. @crazy_kid53 U GOT A EITHERNET CORD LOL 
17401740. @BasedNuttyKid naw y i use it 
17411741. @coolnutz @luckone  "These Portland artists are not messin around!"                       http://t.co/ZEmUKDA 
17421742. @SergeSevere @coolnutz @luckone the track is filthy you guys. good work. #weouthere 
17431743. Told yu! Ahahha RT @SincerelyDESI: lmaooo , I GIVE UP ! you got me with that last one , damn _- 
17441744. @CAP_U_WYLIN lmao, you'd still fall in love though. 14 times and all ;) haha 
17451745. @SincerelyDESI haaha well yu would fall in love before I do lmao and then yu would fall asleep;) 
17461746. @CAP_U_WYLIN I'd have you makinn me breakfast, OJ and all that. cut it out, lol. 
17471747. @SincerelyDESI hahaha id have u bringin me a moutain dew and changin the tv to the ravens game #bet 
17481748. Follow William Sadler &gt; @Wm_Sadler #thepacific #shawshankredemption #billandtedsbogusjourney #greenmile etc. 
17491749. @Ross_Owen Hear ANYthing back from @DonnieWahlberg yet? 
17501750. @RonniEbel nothing at all 
17511751. @Ross_Owen Ugh....srsly, how rude! I'll keep buggin him & use a WHOLE other fandom to do it with too.......#KeepTrying 
17521752. @RonniEbel TY. His motto is #dontgiveup but I'm seriously at the stage of giving up. Have tried everything. Even a simple no would suffice. 
17531753. @Ross_Owen Yeah, no kidding. Acknowledgment of some sort at the very least. 
17541754. RT @NikkiSecret Thank you boo boo! I luh you boo boo! (: RT @TheePoetKay: @NikkiSecret yea i got all of that for you booboo....... Gay 
17551755. @FAB5_ERAY you a hater or something bro! 
17561756. 마인크래프트 한국인이 만든건가?? 
17571757. @MaptheWool 나는 한국 공예에 대해 물어 봐도 될까요? 우리 수업 프로젝트입니다 ... 
17581758. @mioHaeRin ???한국공예요ㅕ? 
17591759. @MaptheWool ?? .. 당신은 무엇을 의미합니까? 
17601760. @mioHaeRin I can speak Eng...and I don't understand what are you talking about... 
17611761. I can't stop listenin to the "All of the Lights Interlude" the violin in it is so DOPE 
17621762. @BDub319 yeah it is... I bump the shit outta that before the real track comes on 
17631763. @iSipSizzy a lot of nothing. Sittin around with my cousin. Whatchu upto? 
17641764. @Laila_BadAss nothin much just writin until I doze off 
17651765. @iSipSizzy awe... Your write! Thats so cute. Poetry? :) 
17661766. @Laila_BadAss yeah I write poetry. The best way to express myself. 
17671767. @iSipSizzy that is sooo cute I think I love you now 
17681768. Thanx 2 everyone on the birthday shouts & well wishes!! An extra"goodlookin" to @MarshaAmbrosius on the cake! http://plixi.com/p/79133151 
17691769. @DLOTT hope u enjoyed your burfday cuz. You're a good dude! 
17701770. @DJCuzzinB thanks fam!!! I appreciate the compliment...Likewise!! 
17711771. *meanwhile, after giving up at the bookshop, he tries to train a starvling cat to use a litter box* GE-HAH! 
17721772. @Louis_Plumb [if he succeeds at this, Asher would like to know his tricks] 
17731773. @Asher_Wilsford @Louis_Plumb [Oh dear oh dear. I would expect that experiment to end with a fine layer of sand over everything. AT BEST!] 
17741774. @interleaper @Asher_Wilsford [His poor shack ;_;] 
17751775. @Louis_Plumb [Someday, Louis is going to be spying through a window and see Eris in her undies.  And explode :)] 
17761776. Reverse Psychology works. 
17771777. @TjDDotMpeg no, people just get bored. 
17781778. @idgafimkiara thank you for letting me know I'm nothing but a back up plan. 
17791779. Just with the Holidays lines always get big at theme parks Haha.  What fun places to get to spend time with people though! 
17801780. @DavidArchie What an awesome brother you are! You really are the best! &lt;3 
17811781. eyes teen tap....y u steal our slogan little fools 
17821782. @piupiupiu haha hello vaso~ how are you? :) do you live in greece too? 
17831783. @wontwothree helloooo yes i live in greece, 9am here, almost time for work :'((( and how is you? 
17841784. You know what #Ramsay...you doing the ultimate most right now!! Just DM me or FB or something! :) would be greatly appreciated!! 
17851785. @kollegekiddB you &* this #Ramsay person 
17861786. @MissOceania I just picked up on the news from my cat newsgroup, and thought of you. Glad your family is OK. Horrible news for NZ. 
17871787. @realrelic Getting updates from mum and sister, everyone we were worried about is accounted for and safe thankfully. So upsetting though :-( 
17881788. It cant hurt that much, try having man flu! Lol #oneborneveryminute 
17891789. @Snoop_Dodd :O u give birth then ahaha i can't say if it hurts loads coz im 17 and ant had a kid soo yh ima shut up :P 
17901790. @190Nicky190 lol sorry darl just got ur messages i fell asleep watchin telly, u hav ur movie night then? :p 
17911791. Quag snapped on brain #familyguy 
17921792. @north_hillz lol at dinner str8 carried I kno i kno putting my son to sleep lol 
17931793. @Mrz_Neverson21 haha brian was speechless nd quag ends it wit a "thanx for da fuckin steak" lol & yea gt off #twitter u addict lol 
17941794. @north_hillz lol done dozed off with ish to smh I want to go back to sleep so bad 
17951795. @Mrz_Neverson21 smh lol hard work pays off lol 
17961796. @north_hillz Ikr ugh this is in the way forreal bout to skip 2mar lol I hate missin tho feel like I'm bout to fail or some 
17971797. @Mrz_Neverson21 haha aye sumtimes u gotta do wat u gotta do 2 gt work dun 
17981798. @north_hillz Lordy tho his pushin me to the limits 
17991799. @Mrz_Neverson21 dats da 1 reason y I hate college, too much work at once 
18001800. @north_hillz hell yea mane I still love school tho I hate this late night shit 
18011801. @Mrz_Neverson21 haha my kinda style late night work, damn I miss skool 
18021802. @north_hillz oh no I can do without this part ugh I only stayed this late to finish a paper smh this becoming routine Idl it at all 
18031803. Do you think Examiner gets ALL of their stories and headlines from @adamlambert 's Twitterfeed?!??! j/s... 
18041804. @FoxVegas  I would say that they do..after reading that pathetic article! 
18051805. @GlambsMI Totally. I wonder if there are any reporters who actually go out and get the news...you know, like call for an interview? 
18061806. @FoxVegas Most reporters take so much out of context and put their own spin on it!   The internet has made it easy for them to do that. 
18071807. @GlambsMI It's like they sit at home and write from Twitter and Facebook, then email it in and never have any contact with their subject! 
18081808. @putriutamikd RT @fakhranarana: OMG @justinbieber I like your New haiiiir  http://yfrog.com/h6z24gej 
18091809. @fakhranarana for BIEBER vote for the one, and you have the opportunity to win the IPOD TOUCH. check here -&gt;http://bit.ly/fONq8o Pls RT 
18101810. I think I will allow myself one loud song before I turn in. But, what song should it be? Hmmm... 
18111811. @Connectionary I played Eye by Smashing Pumpkins . #yesplease 
18121812. @GaltsGirl I'll probably spend 10 minutes just thinking/looking, lol... 
18131813. @TheJonGordon What up Jon!? Can you help us? http://www.abriefhistoryof.com/~gdurrell/TheCompetition_Movie.pdf 
18141814. @hockeyweedmovie sorry. As much as I'd like to, I can't read this. 
18151815. @TheJonGordon thanks for your reply Jon. Any chance you could maybe connect us with someone who could? Thanks for your time. Cheers 
18161816. @hockeyweedmovie the whole unsolicited material thing has caused problems in the past for people I know. What are you looking for, an agent? 
18171817. @TheJonGordon yeah an agent would be awesome. But really any advice/leads you could kick to us. We're two CDN guys with a dream 
18181818. Were people hurt in that RSA that got bowled by the massive rock? #eqnz 
18191819. @WaikatoRugbyMad heard rumour of one death but nothing confirmed #eqnz 
18201820. @AliCopeman amazing. I just thought 'what if it was like the oldies lunch time' 
18211821. Guess I'll cough up $5.99 and watch Social Network on pay per view =\ 
18221822. @DjInfernoLV I wouldn't. Heard it sucks. 
18231823. @GAC_Ninja  but I heard it was a good movie and it's up 4 an Oscar and I love FB! 
18241824. @foxroano What movie ISN'T up for an Oscar? I mean seriously. I paid the $ to see it in the theater, and fell asleep within minutes. 
18251825. @GAC_Ninja You did? Tron is not, I love Tron! 
18261826. @foxroano Yup I did. Like 5 minutes into the movie. BIG waste of $$. 
18271827. @GAC_Ninja LOL, it's a documentary what did you expect? Zombieland? 
18281828. @foxroano I like documentaries. Besides, the dude who made FB copied Tom and Myspace. 
18291829. @GAC_Ninja But FB is cooler than MySpace and you can poke! And post Links while MySpace you can't 
18301830. @foxroano You can do everything you do on FB on Myspace. I've been with Myspace since 2006. FB is just one giant copy of Myspace. 
18311831. @GAC_Ninja LOL, I've got both and I like FB setup better, no crazy pages that you can't read anything cause of the different colors 
18321832. @foxroano That's called creativity dude. At least Myspace isn't plain and boring. And you can make it how YOU want it to be. 
18331833. Y is @lilbthebasedgod on th XXL Freshman Cover there way better niggas than him but everybody else deserves it but not lil B REally 
18341834. @CharlesBradySto lil b go hard , listen to his old music before this based bullshit and you ' ll see 
18351835. as long as its better then Car talk then yes&gt;RT @TheAutomobilist: Who would watch a South African Top Gear? 
18361836. @jeemersan @TheAutomobilist car talk was just kak!! RPM was non the better 
18371837. RT @THEREAL_Maddwun: @eglintonavewest  #ahdaht yah seh / what's so sweet about the line #ahdat I don't get it :( 
18381838. @eglintonavewest yah soon ketch on just look at the content we use it in #ahdaht 
18391839. @THEREAL_Maddwun fuckery lmfao , tell meee 
18401840. @eglintonavewest  nah mon ya haffi figure it out dont it @Redlinkz  an @TrimzAtDem  #ahdaht 
18411841. @_theboobster follow me 
18421842. @BossLadyJoey11 im following you boo! lol 
18431843. Wanna paint each others nails! :D YES SURE LETS USE THIS BIEBER NAIL POLISH I GOT! IT'S PINK!!, .Realy ...REALLY!? 
18441844. @iJever ikr! if i was him i wouldn't be selling nail polish with my face on it... i have no idea what he is thinking sometimes :/ 
18451845. Am I the only one who finds it HILARIOUS that Justin Bieber lost 80,000 followers just because he cut his hair? LMFAO!!! 
18461846. @AndrewSheldon Wow, didn't know hair was THAT important. Lol 
18471847. @PoetryandPeace hahaha I know! His fans are bat shit crazy. 
18481848. @AndrewSheldon They kind of scare me. They could like take over the world! 
18491849. @PoetryandPeace If they take over the world, I'm moving off planet. 
18501850. @AndrewSheldon Me, too. But, I'm bringing all the chocolate with me. Can't live on a planet without chocolate! Or at least, not a good one. 
18511851. @PoetryandPeace Good! Mind if we share a spaceship? 
18521852. @AndrewSheldon Mind!? I'd be honored, Mr. Sheldon! We shall live in our little ship, eat our chocolate & sing Glee songs free of the Beiber. 
18531853. @PoetryandPeace That sounds like a life orgasm right there. 
18541854. @AndrewSheldon I literally laughed out loud over that :) I like your description.Shall we take pizza, too? 
18551855. @PoetryandPeace If we didn't take pizza I would cry. We'd have an endless water source. My tears. hahaha No, not really. But yes, PIZZA!! 
18561856. @AndrewSheldon Pizza, it is! As much as I think we need water to like live and stuff, can't have any tears! Nope, tears aren't allowed! :P 
18571857. @PoetryandPeace If we cry it'll scare the aliens. Although if they're hostile that could br a good thing. But no, no tears. Only laughter! 
18581858. @AndrewSheldon ...if they are hostile, we must wear tin foil hats, so they can't read our minds. Can't forget that! 
18591859. @PoetryandPeace And the tin foil will pretect from radiation and their x-ray eyes. Ok maybe not but I'm still gonna cover my junk with it! 
18601860. *Pulls pants down, shits on TimeLine* Goodnight Twitter! 
18611861. @Rockie_Online just nasty 
18621862. Uh oooh RT @BeEzzy_Igot_Dis I hope #oomf knows I care about her and did it for her own good :-( 
18631863. @Jay_EvryDay haha u stupid nigga lol 
18641864. @BeEzzy_Igot_Dis #totheBatCave 
18651865. @Jay_EvryDay haha what the hell we. Goin to the bat cave for we got a mission 
18661866. @BeEzzy_Igot_Dis Hell na...that's for when I hit the tre4.....more like a #DD meeting LOL 
18671867. @Jay_EvryDay haha u stupid my nigga iight yo I'm about to try and call it a night I will get at ya tommorrow hold it down lol 
18681868. @BeEzzy_Igot_Dis yea I gotta work in the morning so..hit me up tomorrow man... 
18691869. #neverwilli eat a vagina thats hairy 
18701870. @IAmTonyMack  preach brother preach... Shaved is A ok. 
18711871. @wetsocksteve *retarded asian voice from bloodsport voice* A OK USA! 
18721872. @IAmTonyMack im giving my mantle away . Well its a possibility i gotta find someone. 
18731873. @wetsocksteve No...no one can be superman u just cant put anybody in the league 
18741874. @IAmTonyMack i know its not gonna be anybody . Its someone worthy 
18751875. @wetsocksteve there is no one worthy...we were together for 5 years for a reason just us 3 
18761876. @IAmTonyMack i thought it was longer than five years . Six or seven i thought. 
18771877. @wetsocksteve no me u and mike have been a crew for 5 years 
18781878. @IAmTonyMack  okay i was counting before that . 
18791879. @wetsocksteve o yeah then about 7 
18801880. @IAmTonyMack yea see . But its just in consideration 
18811881. @wetsocksteve no if ur not superman no one is superman 
18821882. @IAmTonyMack  well there is different kinds of supermen you know as well as i do . But i see ur point. 
18831883. Why is David hassle hoff following me?! 
18841884. @jessicaolivaaa haha proud! that's so random! 
18851885. @kirstyshawberry I know haha, he followed my friend so I followed him and he followed back?! 
18861886. Gonna answer 10 questions right now. Ask me ANYTHING! Throw #DrugsBand at the end of the question and I'm on it! Love you guys &lt;3 
18871887. @nodirectionhome who wrote most of the song lyrics on this record? or was it a group thing? #drugsband 
18881888. ..but its getting hard to swallow, do i take it? i dont know what to do. 
18891889. @LovinnTheBieber take it with some water or something(: thats what i do. i HATE** pills too. 
18901890. @JesseBrittany i hate them. their my least favorite thing in the world. but, my throat doesn't really hurt hurt anymore..do i still take it? 
18911891. @LovinnTheBieber what kinda of pill is it? Likee, what is it suppose to do? 
18921892. @JesseBrittany i dont freaking know D: well, i do, but i cant spell it! 
18931893. @LovinnTheBieber oh. that helps. ;D 
18941894. @JesseBrittany ik. bahah i dont even know where it went. my dad told me but now hes sleeping. 
18951895. @LovinnTheBieber c) this day, it is some where on my bed because i only took 1 little bit out of, and this was sometime last year btw. ;D 
18961896. @JesseBrittany bahah(: skype me? :/ 
18971897. @LovinnTheBieber sure(: i nothing better to do at 1:40 in the morning. ;D 
18981898. @JesseBrittany ahaha(: 
18991899. @LovinnTheBieber i can like, not fall asleep. I think it because i know something is gonna happen either wednesday or thursday :\ 
19001900. @JesseBrittany i cant sleep because MY THROAT IS KILLING ME 
19011901. @LovinnTheBieber im sorry )': 
19021902. @JesseBrittany bleeeeeeeeehhhhhhh 
19031903. @LovinnTheBieber bllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh 
19041904. @JesseBrittany BLEEEHEEHEHEHEEEE 
19051905. @LovinnTheBieber my eye is watery 
19061906. @JesseBrittany can i poke it? 
19071907. @LovinnTheBieber sure. lol 
19081908. @JesseBrittany awesome. bahah 
19091909. @LovinnTheBieber loll :P you wanna read some of my bieber storyyy? 
19101910. @JesseBrittany yeah, ahah and you move a lot ;D 
19111911. Wow how about that trade for the knicks!! They will be dangerous! 
19121912. @bgradkowski5 nuggets got the better end of the deal. 
19131913. @MRDIZASTER fuckin' killed it.. From the Soul Khan impression to the Kamehameha at the end.. Fuckin' murdered it 
19141914. @GraphicGrim thanx! 
19151915. @MRDIZASTER now all you need to do now is body @IronSolomon.. Stay Up Diz.. 
19161916. @GraphicGrim I actually wanna see Diz vs. Mac Lethal 
19171917. @DPrinceBCB really? That would be interesting.. They gotta get Diz better competition.. it's like feeding sheep to a werewolf... 
19181918. @GraphicGrim Why wouldn't you, Mac Lethal can take two words and make a 16 bar verse out of it, and Dizaster...well you know. Perfectmatch ^ 
19191919. @DPrinceBCB i agree.. I asked about the HighCollide vs TheSaurus match the other day.. Still hasn't been ironed out yet.. I wanna see that 
19201920. i neeeed new texting buddieees:) 
19211921. @iiLEAD_yuFOLLOW me too lol 
19221922. @TRenDY_SnappZ you need new texting buddies too??? Haha 
19231923. @iiLEAD_yuFOLLOW yessir! =) 
19241924. @TRenDY_SnappZ oooh snaaps ! Haha we should be texting buddies; BOOM. Problem solved haha and noopee i dont.. I got blck opss lol 
19251925. @iiLEAD_yuFOLLOW oh okay you got xbox live? I dm'd my xbl info and shit. 
19261926. @TRenDY_SnappZ Have fun gaming on LIVE! Feel free 2 hit us up anytime you have Xbox questions, or follow 4 our tweepstakes. :) ^RF 
19271927. @XboxSupport Hey I just got call of duty: black ops for free! Get a copy here http://bit.ly/eRDouq?=odcx 
19281928. i put this on my grandma's grave i'm done giving a fuck about people 
19291929. @BrozEntDeCorey I hate you so much. 
19301930. @Kailadystanee why ? 
19311931. @BrozEntDeCorey because i do. you were supposed to say it back.. you ruined it :/ 
19321932. swag two times 
19331933. @Wreckless511z what the hell does that mean lmao 
19341934. @chillndylan the one in moanalua shopping center! yummy 
19351935. @beerettrex hey If you need free pizza from pizza hut you can use this coupon http://bit.ly/fOmUls?=mtm4 
19361936. is anyone elses twitter fucking up? my tweets arent displaying properly in my timeline T_T #FAIL #Twitter 
19371937. @Blake7789 Had same problem a few hours ago but I'm blonde. Not sure if it was twitter #FAIL or a #BLONDEMOMENT. 
19381938. @kimagine70 @x0xashl3yx0x prolly just a blonde moment #LOL 
19391939. @cupcakemummy: Just got an SMS saying my dads boat is under quarentine what's that mean 
19401940. @vonimoller there's a virus on board and no one is allowed on or off the yacht 
19411941. @daboyswagga: @daysia_star Hi you doing beautiful*-Aww thanks young sir:) I'm gr8 & yourself? 
19421942. @daysia_star I'm doing good ma 
19431943. @daboyswagga no doubt. Thanks for the follow:) 
19441944. @daysia_star did you return the follow ma 
19451945. Ah~ That was so much fun~ 
19461946. @prettyinpinku Welcome back...*presents you with some chocolates* 
19471947. @ogredeathspear *blinks some, then smiles a little* What are these for..? 
19481948. @prettyinpinku For you, obviously *snickers* Unless you wanna feed them to the sugar gliders, heh. 
19491949. @ogredeathspear ... *hugs him tightly* 
19501950. @prettyinpinku H-huh...? Now it's my turn to ask what that's for, heh. 
19511951. @ogredeathspear *nuzzles, mumbles* Just feel like it. *lets go and smiles up at him* Come eat these with me~ 
19521952. @prettyinpinku Heh, okay then. *pats teasingly* You're gonna let me have some? If I were you, I wouldn't want to share... *grins* 
19531953. @ogredeathspear *grabs his hand and tugs him to the table* Duh. I'm nice. I share things. Well, not /everything, but..~ 
19541954. @prettyinpinku Not everything? *raises an eyebrow and sits down* Yeah, you make it pretty obvious you don't want to share me. *smirk* 
19551955. @ogredeathspear Sorry, I'm just such a stingy bitch when it comes to you~ *sits next to him, sets everythin… (cont) http://deck.ly/~vuHOr 
19561956. @prettyinpinku Hahah, well, I'm obviously worth it...*winks* Yeah, I see. Very nice. But my chocolate is better, yanno. *grins* 
19571957. @ogredeathspear Mn. *smiles a little* Of course it is. You made it for me with love~ 
19581958. @prettyinpinku W-with love? Yeah, sure, sure... // Uh, here. Say aaah! *grins and holds out chocolate* 
19591959. @ogredeathspear *kind of surprised, but giggles softly and opens her mouth* Aaahhh~ 
19601960. @prettyinpinku *feeds it to you gently* Whaddya say? Best chocolate EVER, right? 
19611961. @ogredeathspear *covers her mouth as she chews, then shrugs* Eh, I don't know. Maybe you should feed me a few more pieces to help me decide~ 
19621962. @prettyinpinku *noms on some himself* You gotta be kidding, this stuff is awesome...fine, fine. Open wide! 
19631963. @ogredeathspear You're so full of yourself... *opens* A-ahh..~ // 
19641964. @prettyinpinku Tch, if you could make chocolate this good, you would be too! *snickers and feeds you some more* 
19651965. @ogredeathspear *rolls eyes playfully, chew chew chew* It is good, tho... *puffs cheeks out and holds up a piece for him* Ahh? //// 
19661966. @prettyinpinku A-aahh... /// (I-I'm not the one who needs to be fed...) 
19671967. @ogredeathspear *bites back a smile as she feeds him* ...~ //// 
19681968. @prettyinpinku Are you ready to admit that it's delicious yet? *grins* 
19691969. @ogredeathspear Mmn... *pretends to think about it* Fine. It's delicious~ 
19701970. @prettyinpinku Did you really have to think about it? If you don't like it, I'll just eat the rest myself... *snickers* 
19711971. Ben's basement. Ben's banjo. Ben's hat. Ya never know 'til ya try it in the track. (sing it like a rap) http://twitpic.com/42f0lu 
19721972. @paulbaloche Hmmmm, drum-cam, banjo, upright sofas, rap? Yup, cabin fever has hit! :) Srsly lookin' fwd 2 the end result! 
19731973. @Dan_Gross thanks. the birthing begins 
19741974. I'm about whatever maine. Eff what they be talk'm bout. They opinion doesn't count. We the only ones tht matter so we do it how we do it 
19751975. @SheisVaness all up in my face man I hate to put you through it..... 
19761976. @YouGotsToBelieb Hello there sexy ;) 
19771977. @JDBieberCookies Hello there gorgeous.(; 
19781978. @YouGotsToBelieb Ah! DAYUM! I saw your sexy body and I want mine connected to it. Work your magic? ;) 
19791979. @JDBieberCookies Hmm, I've love for another. He cut his hair today ad millions are in depression.* 
19801980. @YouGotsToBelieb I'm jelly. No more sexy time for Erika? No happy Erika. Erika is mad. *pouts* 
19811981. @JDBieberCookies Sorry...): No sexytime for you. But you are mighty sezzzy with that pout...turning me on.(; 
19821982. @YouGotsToBelieb Oh really now? Shall I pout again? ;) 
19831983. @JDBieberCookies Nononono!(; 
19841984. @YouGotsToBelieb *pouts* Oh, I'm sorry. ;) 
19851985. @JDBieberCookies -Pushes you onto bed.- Don't be sorry.(; 
19861986. @YouGotsToBelieb OH DAYUM! Erika is quite a happy girl ;) 
19871987. @JDBieberCookies I can tell. -Pulls off shirts-(; 
19881988. @YouGotsToBelieb Oh dayum. I want to do something real bad. But I don't. LMFAO. 
19891989. @JDBieberCookies do what?? Lmfao. 
19901990. @YouGotsToBelieb Don't worry ;) 
19911991. @JDBieberCookies Oh. (; 
19921992. @YouGotsToBelieb Yesh. *pins you against wall and kisses you passionately* 
19931993. Closing #Sale! 40-70% Off! (@ Otopia) http://4sq.com/f7p4YG 
19941994. @KIFN about time they closed. Noone was ever in there! 
19951995. @fashinator1985 I know! But it's still kinda sad, #QKC is empty enough as it is... 
19961996. @KIFN well if they lowered the rent & security did their job it'd have more business. 
19971997. How many horse they use to make Rihanna weave 
19981998. @Laughisodes Actually SWEETIE Rihanna WEAVE aint the average hood chick weave! 
19991999. yuck this old white man poked me on fb
20002000. partying ruined my life. i now do heroin all the time 
20012001. How do I kindly tell my ex to f*ck off? We're done, so can we just BE DONE? 
20022002. I made out with a guy I've had a crush on for a while at the office hoes party last weekend, but I'm pretty sure he either forgot, or wishes it didn't happen. 
20032003. I don't understand why it's so difficult to find a decent looking guy with good morals who is looking for a serious relationship. All those guys that are like that I swear are already in committed relationships. 
20042004. Now that I go to CMU and I actually live in the middle of nowhere. I'm constantly afraid things from "Courage the Cowardly Dog" will happen to me. 
20052005. Charles Li courage the cowardly dog is meant to depict life from the viewpoint of a dog - strangers are bizarre monsters, Muriel and Eustace never freak out over anything because they're never in any actual danger, and 'Nowhere' is portrayed as such because Courage's world is limited to the house and its immediate surroundings. tl;dr perception is the key to interpreting your environment 
20062006. Could really use a masturbation buddy... Just someone to strip down stark naked and have fun with themselves while I watch and do the same. 
20072007. To the girl in the blue pea coat jacket with black hair that I made eye contact with for what seemed like forever who'll walking by the side of the library you r beautiful I want to get to know you 
20082008. I think Jared Waters is mind blowingly hot - such an amazing body that I wish I could see more of 
20092009. So.. my confession is kind of embarrassing. But, I'm a 21 year old virgin, its not like i have never had the chance, i just wanted it to actually mean something. And its not like i've never done anything with a guy, are guys going to be shocked by this? I'm not awful looking, i just have never had a real committed relationship. Any advice? 
20102010. Ugh, I'm so tired of men. I want a girl to be my valentine #Bigirl 
20112011. I don't think my roommate understands just how much I hate her music and singing. #wearheadphones 
20122012. Sydney Shymkus Anastacia Thomas did you post this? ;) 
20132013. Are there any pretty girls on this campus that are willing to accept a guy for who he is and not what he looks like. a guy who likes to cuddle and make her happy and that cares about making her happy before himself and wants to fun without always having to party. 
20142014. Sara Crum Hold on so you want a girl to accept you for what you look like, but they have to be pretty? Double standard much? 
20152015. Charles Li lemme guess, you're a 'nice guy' and 'stuck in the friendzone' because 'girls only go for douchebags'. 
20162016. I unhappily cheated on my boyfriend and he is giving me a second chance I don't deserve!! 
20172017. I hate sounding desperate, but tbh Im tired of being single. Would love to meet some new ppl here 
20182018. What does a guy have to do to have some fun in this campus? I'm in real need of so.e female companionship!! I'm a good old country boy. Would like a fit country girl to have some fun 
20192019. Freshman year I told my roommate that I "needed" the room. He then refused to leave so I jerked off with him in there. We have grown closer since then. #CMU 
20202020. I regret having the same girlfriend throughout all of college because I never got to experience the sleeping around and random hookups that my friends did. 
20212021. I've had the same boyfriend since freshmen year in High school. I couldn't be happier. I "missed" nothing. I got to do everything I could ever want to do during those times with my best friend. 
20222022. oh so you never got to experience the chance to get a STD? that blows. feel the sarcasm... feel it 
20232023. Yeah, no sympathy here. Why would I want to work to have sex with someone? I look at my bf of 2 years and ask if he wants to have some fun. Of course he does! And he doesnt even care if I shaved my legs today. Win-win. 
20242024. All I want for Christmas is a girlfriend. That would make me happier than anything money could buy. 
20252025. This guy that just moved into Barnes on the first floor is hot as fuck!! I want him to come and get it 
20262026. Come to woldt 320 ask for Michael Moran and tell him "the shipment of 100,000 is on it's way" for a reward. 
20272027. Girl at Fresh around 4 today (Wednesday 11/20) with the red pants and white bow, you are adorable. 
20282028. I need to find a guy up here that's likes black girls, I need someone to cuddle with. 
20292029. I really wish that girl in Herrig 210 would hit me up... shes really cute 
20302030. I'm so ashamed to wear my CMU T-shirts because I hate it here so much. I'm trying to transfer out of this place... 
20312031. Central isn't for everyone; there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Find a place that makes you happy and feels more like home so you can enjoy your college years more! 
20322032. Whoever stomps around on the 3rd floor of Calkins Hall at all hours of the day, STOP. You sound like an elephant. 
20332033. I've been seeing and talking to this girl. We talk a lot and have gone out a few times. I think I may be starting to like her. But I want to take it slow. However I am afraid if I take it to slow I will be put in the dreaded friend zone and I will never be able to get out. What should I do? 
20342034. be yourself dont try to be perfect and remember listen to her and try to give her good memories with you 
20352035. My friends want me to plan birthday parties and what not for them, and I did, but no one wants to do anything for my birthday... 
20362036. Thought I answered you. Im also not sure what your problem is with me and why youd rather hide then just confront me or ignore me. In addition I graduate in May . This is the last time Im responding. 
20372037. Why is it that I can't find weed in Mount Pleasant? Do I need to start dealing to keep up with the demand of so many students? I know this seems like a bad idea, but I could definitely use the money... 
20382038. The guy who gave us a tour of his apartment at Bluegrass...Damn I wish I could afford to be your neighbor. 
20392039. I'm a white girl who's totally in to black guys but I'm so shy when it comes to approaching guys! I just need them to make the first move! 
20402040. Whoever the girl who was in the cafeteria today at 11 and ate outside and has pink hair? You are an amazing beautiful girl might I say. 
20412041. Oh gosh, idk. How can I be in the fresh cafeteria and outside? Probably wasn't me x3 but I want to meet the other girl with pink hair. 
20422042. My boyfriend lives a few hours away in my hometown and he knows I have this "rule" where I want any important conversation about our relationship to be in person – just because texting is too impersonal. He told me a few weeks ago that he wants to break up but would respect my wishes and do it in person the next time I came home. The thing is I won't have time to go back home until Thanksgiving. W...e've had this awkward patch lately where we haven't talked for about a week and then he texted me recently asking if I was seeing someone, but assuring me it was because he wanted to be free of me, not because he cared. Of course I haven’t been seeing someone since we still have the title of being together, so it made me kind of mad that he even asked. I recently sat down to vent by writing a song, and it turned out to be a song about leaving him. I’ve been with him for the last 3 years so it’s hard to just imagine I can move on easily from that. In the beginning of our relationship he kind of controlled who I hung out with, and over those 3 years I’ve lost contact with too many of my friends, because my life revolved around him. So that’s why I'm really nervous about just ending it. Any advice on what to do would be appreciated. I feel like I need to move on but I don’t know how; he was my first real relationship.See More 
20432043. i've been in a relationship like that: 2 years, controlling, revolved my life around him so i didn't keep many friends. it's not a good relationship. it's not healthy. it's toxic. i know, it's a big part of your life and you'll keep some great memories, but you need to let this guy go. so you're "still together" even though he doesn't want to break up with you until it's in person, fuck that. let him go. it will be hard, but it's for the best. go out with your friends! have a fricken blast! be free! flirt, drink, be merry! 
20442044. Well, it sounds like you're a nice person and unfortunately they want to end a relationship before you wanted to. But like you said, you wrote some music to vent and I think that'd be a great option to continue as you deal with the hardships of break ups. 
20452045. College relationships are a lot different than high school relationships which you are now finding out. In college you need to be independent. If your relationship is very controlling then obviously your relationship is going to be rocky while at college. It sounds like your relationship isn't healthy and you both seem to be having the same thoughts. I'm not going to lie, it's going to be scary at first but you will find so much about yourself and will grow a lot more confident without him. 
20462046. I went through the same thing last year. It really sucks for a couple months. My advice is to keep yourself busy that way you can keep your mind off of things until you find yourself happy again. Find those friends you lost, maybe some of them will still be there for you. Talk to them, and try to go have fun. You are now free form someone that sounds controlling. Go enjoy yourself and don't forget to smile. 
20472047. I wish the people I left at home still cared, or that that someone here would care a little bit. I've never felt so alone in my life, I thought by now I'd have friends but I still have literally nothing. 
20482048. text your friends back home! keep in touch! go home to visit! but go out! be outgoing! chat with randoms! compliments are always the best ice breaker! if you're worried about being embarrassed or making a fool out of yourself, chances are either you'll never see those people ever again, or you'll make some great friends. keep your head up love! 
20492049. I really want to find my smile. I think she's a CMU student. If you think you are her, please let me know! There is a big reward if she is found. 
20502050. guys I played trumpet for the best marching band in northern Michigan and would love to get back into playing I miss it a whole lot......is there anything we can do to get back into playing? 
20512051. Join campus band! MUS 186U or MUS 186C. Its one credit and a great opportunity to play and get involved! Tuesdays 6:30-7:45 stop in and talk to the director for more info about what u can do this semester! 
20522052. I wish I am in love during my studies at CMU, as well as hanging out more often. Unfortunately, there ain't such thing called "go back to the past". Now I have to move on (ps: I am in U of Alaska Fairbanks for my Master degree) 
20532053. To the guy with brown hair who works at McDonald's who's given me my food on two separate occasions, you are super cute. You're always super nice to me and we lock eyes every time. Sincerely, the girl in the Ford Escape 
20542054. Who is the guy who works out in campbell gym almost everyday from about 7:30 to 8:30 pm.? He wears all black and white tennis shoes. I have the biggest crush on you! 
20552055. The only reason I chose Central was because of their study abroad program. Now that I've already studied abroad and I'm stuck here with their tuition rates for another year and a half. My bank account is really starting to regret my decision. And it's too late in my schooling to transfer to another school. 
20562056. One of my best friends is really in need of a girlfriend right now. He is a sweetheart, but no girl has ever given him a chance. Just because he is nerdy doesn't make him not attractive. He is my best friend and I just want to see him happy. 
20572057. I've been having a thing with a girl for the last couple weeks, and I really like her. But she's an introvert, and I'm an extrovert. Sometimes when I want to hang out, she just wants to be alone. Which is totally cool, but sometimes I wonder if I can handle that. She also doesn't want a relationship right now, but she might in the future. I want a relationship, and I've been single for almost 2 ye...ars now. I've been having a lot of things with girls, and they always end up with me getting disappointed and being alone. I'm tired of it. I want something to work out for once. Last night I met this cute girl who lives in Saginaw. She's smart, funny, has a job, knows what she wants in life, and I enjoy talking to her. I think she likes me, we were pretty flirty. But I don't know. I really like the girl I currently have a thing with, but I don't know if it's worth it to wait it out with the chance of me getting hurt. And this might be my only shot with this other girl, where it might actually go somewhere. But I don't know if I should stop my thing with this girl, because it might go somewhere, and I really enjoy her friends, and I really enjoy the time we spend together, and I don't know how things will turn out if I end it now. I just wish things were simpler, which never seems to be how things work out for me.See More 
20582058. Being overweight is keeping me from having a normal college experience. However, food is the only thing that makes me feel "good." Being overweight is just the same, if not more, a mental problem than a physical problem. No one understands unless they walk in peoples shoes. Don't be quick to judge others. It truly is a struggle every single day, just like any other addiction. 
20592059. I'm sorry and I don't mean to sound like an asshole. But I think you're trying to make some kinda sob story to get sympathy. There literally is no excuse for being overweight. You control whatever goes into your body. You do that yourself. Nothing makes you eat unhealthy but you. You can either sit on your ass or you can do something about it. You have to make that choice. Now before you go to judge me let me tell you something. I use to be 120 pounds overweight. I was so obese it almost led to serious health problems for me. I was made fun of by everyone. Family, friends, you name it. No body liked me. I didn't even like myself. But you know what. I made a choice. I asked my parents if they could buy me a treadmill and they did. I made the choice to run on that treadmill everyday. Even on the days I didn't want to. I forced myself. For 8 years I made the choice to workout everyday and trust me there were some days where the last thing I wanted to do was workout. Dieting isn't something you just do. It is a permanent life change not something you do for just a month or hit your target weight. You can do it. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't give me this bullshit about being a "mental problem" and I can judge you because I have been in your shoes. Go out and do it. Don't complain on here. Go do it. 
20602060. Sometimes I don't know why i picked Central. I am so miserable here. It's so far away from home or civilization for that matter. I have nothing in common with the people here. I've joined RSOs but I still have no friends here. I honestly feel so alone, I can't stand being here any longer. I'm working on transferring but I don't know if I will get accepted. I've never felt so alone in my life. 
20612061. This week will be the hardest ever. Classes are deciding to get harder and my uncle is passing away more and more every single day! Don't know how to handle it. Gonna try and take it one day at a time I guess 
20622062. People like to come to me when something is wrong, but honestly I've been on the verge of a breakdown for a while now. I really just need to talk to someone but I don't know who I can turn to. 
20632063. I know exactly how you feel. If your friends can't be there for you, just know that there are tons of other people you can talk to, like myself. Feel free to add me and we can talk and you can just vent. I'm an awesome listener. 
20642064. I got my girlfriend pregnant a few weeks ago, and while she wants it, I don't. The other day when I made dinner, I crushed an abortion pill and put it in her food. 
20652065. Except someone was just in the news the other day for actually doing this, and he was arrested for attempted murder. Have fun. 
20662066. You're honestly the worst person I've ever seen on confessions. How could you do that without atleast talking to the person first? 
20672067. Beth Turner What does the fox say?!?!?!? FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FA FA FA FAKE!!! 
20682068. That's attempted murder. Even if you didn't want the kid, you should have at least told her and bailed. Good luck rotting in hell. 
20692069. There is no safe abortion pill on the market. You could not only kill the baby, but kill your girlfriend. She can die from bleeding depending how far along she is. You should tell her so that she can contact a doctor. 
20702070. can we talk about how yes it's awful to kill the fetus but he doesn't respect his girlfriend enough to let her decide what she wants to do with her own body? 
20712071. They will probably catch you via your IP/ISP and you will learn what it's like to have horrible things done to you without your consent in prison. While I don't think that imprisonment is solving our social ills, people like you are sociopathic, and until there is a cure for sociopathy (total disregard for others) perhaps imprisonment is the best temporary solution. 
20722072. I'm tired of being the token lesbian in my group of friends but meeting other lesbians is hard when you aren't apart of Spectrum. 
20732073. Dale Moore yeah hmm check out open grove I've heard a few girls swing that way. umm beyond that going to events like that hosted by spectrum 
20742074. I'm trying to transfer schools and I'm scared to death I won't get in. I really am unhappy here and can't see myself here anymore. I keep working really hard so that I will get accepted but I'm still terrified I won't get in. 
20752075. My girlfriend and I want to have a threesome with another girl but we have no idea how to find someone who would be interested. Any suggestions?? 
20762076. I wish Kate Pendowski would come back to CMU. Her smile always brightened up my day! 
20772077. "I think that I'm worthless there are over 7 billion people in the world who cares about me. I don't have a lot of friends i'm scared to talk to new people idk why, I think that my friends talk behind my back. Is there anyone that I can trust or cares?" 
20782078. Cody Ney I don't know you so I can honestly say if you need truthful, advice or even some motivation to find self worth. I am more then willing to help, because I have been there myself. 
20792079. Cap N Jeske Worthless? Blimey, that's amazing. Do you know that in all the years that I've been living I've never met anybody who was worthless before... 
20802080. You might want to check out Central's counseling department. They offer free services to students and you could talk to a professional who could help you find your way. 
20812081. Id suggest what is stated below but maybe see a counselor if you are worried about these problems and need to talk to a totally confidential person 
20822082. "I feel like I don't fit in with the LGBTQA community here because I'm a femme girl. No one believes I'm queer." 
20832083. Ummm... Jacob Ted Adams... Unless you're part of The Community, you aren't necessarily aware of how we use the terms. So, by her saying that she's queer isn't offensive to LGBTQA Community. But to whoever wrote this, there's always a place for you in The Community! 
20842084. "September 11 is the one day a year I truly can't control my emotions. I lost my brother and cousin that day, and every day it only gets harder. Please remember this event not just one day a year, the 3000 people who died deserve more than to be remembered one day a year." 
20852085. "My roommates don't like me because they think I'm weird. What they don't understand, is that I'm super special." 
20862086. "I am very curious how butt sex with a horse would be. I really want to try it out because I love butt sex and a huge horse cock would feel so good!" 
20872087. "I wish I knew why girls always "friend zone" me and never develop feelings for me. It's getting frustrating." 
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20892089. "Are you seriously fucking skateboarding at 1 am RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DORMS?! Why the FUCK would you do that. Some people work in the mornings. And are you reallyyyy having a loud conversation right beside the dorm windows. Really?! Really? GO THE FUCK INSIDE. OR GO AWAY FROM THE DORMS. " 
20902090. "I'm a member if the CMU parties and events page on facebook and I frequently see people posting "party at <insert address or apartment here> 
20912091. Am I the only one who thinks it would just be kinda awkward and weird to show up at someone's place who you don't even know? I mean I would love to do that on a night were I had nothing to do and it was a big weekend or something but somehow I feel like that wouldn't work." 
20922092. "I feel like dating is the most complex thing in college, most girls I've met only want sex but truth is I'm done with hook ups and I'm just looking for a relationship now but I feel like I've burnt all my bridges..." 
20932093. Hey everyone, lets get these confessions more personal. Like drunk stories or things you've done. Remember I don't know who is writing these it's totally anonymous. 
20942094. "My roommate would sleep with anyone, cheat on bfs, got pregnant and had to have an abortion. But she hid it all by pretending to be super religious. People like her= the reason I avoid religion " 
20952095. "sometimes I pretend to be really clingy, so the girl gets pissed off so I stop talking to her suddenly and it confuses the fuck out of her so she becomes desperate for my attention and I fuck her." 
20962096. "im pretty shure central is home to some of the fattest black chicks i have ever seen. the yoga pants r not 4 these ones" 
20972097. "Some night, I just want to stay in and cuddle. Then there are night when I just want to have sex with everything in sight. Is this normal?" 
20982098. "The only reason I'm coming back next year is because I don't want to abandon my roommate. Out other roommates have already left us, I couldn't leave her too." 
20992099. "I'm afraid to break off a friendship with someone because she's suicidal, and every time I try to distance myself she talks about suicide and starts cutting again. " 
21002100. "I'm a virgin and I've had multiple opportunities this year at Central to have sex. I've denied every single one because they were just with random guys. I just want a loving relationship and passionate sex with someone I care deeply about. Is that too much to ask?" 
21012101. "Honestly i'm scared of getting into a relationship, although i would like to be in one. Everytime i get close i push myself away. I don't want to get hurt or hurt anyone else. I guess i'm not as confident when it comes to relationships.. Btw i'm a guy.." 
21022102. "I've struggled with bulimia for awhile now. Last semester I stole both of my suite mates food and threw it up while they went home for the weekend. I'm not sorry though." 
21032103. it makes me sad that so many people here say/do really privileged shit. one time i heard people complaining that they didn't get financial aid because their parents made too much money. wtf! and sometimes the stuff approaches racist, sexist, etc. another time some people described an ugly drawing as "nappy" and "ratchet." (wtf?!?!) these are just a few of the MANY things i've encountered. you guys are already so smart...now get a clue! 
21042104. Summitt I will say that a parent's money does not necessarily = their child's money. At this point in life, often that causes issues. 
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21072107. I wish as a math major I wasn't looked down upon for never taking or qualifying for the AIME or USAMO, or not knowing all the things other people in my major do. I wish I wasn't judged so harshly because I'm not like everyone else. It hurts when you get asked you sure you know what you're doing or looked at like you're out of place. 
21082108. This also occurs in CS for me since I'm a double major. I alway...s get that look like I don't belong and in convos I have with people there's always some condescending tone taken with me. There was one time I was told I'm a dumb fuck because I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. I looked back at that, and I was actually right in what I was saying. It gets tiring at times. 
21092109. I understand I'm not the smartest one in the world, don't expect me to be brilliant and come up all this shit. I didn't have the years of great schools and outreach programs some of you have had. I'm no genius. All I had coming here was just some intellectual curiosity, some enthusiasm and some passion. I wanted to commit myself to being the best I could be and learn all I could, but when your peers just constantly outshine you and just say and know all this shit that you've honestly never heard of, it's hard on you mentally. 
21102110. I feel like I don't fit in here. Don't fit the math culture, and don't fit the CS culture either. When the only reason you stand out is because you can't match their intellect, you don't want to stand out. I love CMU dearly, but some of the people definitely have ruined my experience.See More 
21112111. Being good at competition math does not necessarily mean that someone will be good at research math. I actually know quite a few people who are exceptionally talented at math and physics, and have never qualified for even AIME. Specifically a kid from my high school has taken Calculus 3, Differential Equations, and Linear Algebra and is a complete physics genius. So yeah I would keep that in mind. 
21122112. I have seen an asian girl with a black guy, but the black guy always look like a male model or complete stud.(I'm straight but I can omit when another guy is attractive) 
21132113. Is it some type of cultural thing ? I would understand. Black guys get called all types of names when they date a white girl but I say fuck those people that still say those racist things. 
21142114. I'm not trying to offend anyone. Maybe Asians feel like black/latin people don't want to date them ? 
21152115. The reason why I won't be your friend on facebook again is because I don't want you being a spy for them. I don't hate you. I just don't want you being used like a tool, whether or not you realize this. 
21162116. You aren't entitled to sex just because you assume you aren't a shit person. I'd refer to the below chart to make sure: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/.../enhanced-buzz-24524... Also, the fact that you call yourself a "nice guy" immediately after you refer to women as "dem bitches" doesn't exactly help your case either. 
21172117. the reason is probably because of your wording. bitches and your "d". gain a bit of tact and respect and id be willing to bet you would have better luck 
21182118. Dante and Randal engaged in a very stimulating convo..its funny all around, but ...my favorite part was allways they way randal wrapped it up. Funny as FUCK. enjoySee More 
21192119. I didn't have any money for food and I ran over a dog. Care to guess what I did with it?.....ate the dog. I'm making chili this weekend. 
21202120. I had a problem set due on my birthday. Although I had worked out ~70% of the problems, I didn't feel like Latex-ing them because I wanted to enjoy my birthday. As a result, I didn't turn the assignment in. It's a good thing the lowest homework is dropped. 
21212121. I am a freshman computer science student and I cannot seem to find any appropriate documentation for the interface that college freshman girls implement to facilitate access to their vaginas. I keep being told to RTFM but when I type 'man vagina' into bash this is the output: 'No manual entry for vagina' 
21222122. Alright, it's time to talk one-on-one with everyone here. Listen carefuly brahs, this is a revolution. 
21232123. Everybody asks me, "what the fuck is Zyzz about, what the fuck is up with those videos, cunt? You're fucking up yourself cunt" It's a fucking act, there is no Zyzz. You mirin', brah? Well I'll give you more reason to mire now brah. It's fucking Zyzz, brah.... Everyone has a little bit of Zyzz in... them. Every fucking cunt out there, you're a sick cunt if you wanna be, brah. Stop being a fucking sad cunt, alright? Go out, get bitches. 
21242124. That's what we do in this shit, brah. You wanna be a fucking little sad cunt? Fuck that shit, bro. Every little haters gonna hate, brah. You'll never be like Zyzz, brah, cause I'm a fucking sick cunt, mate. Every one of us has a little bit of Zyzz in us, you just don't know it yet. You're sitting here going, "who the fuck is this fucking faggot?", well, you're probably right. But I'm fucking shredded brah, ye cunt. Cuz at the end of the day bro, you gotta listen to this... 
21252125. If you're a fucking shredded sick cunt, you get away with anything bro. You make fun of some fat cunt making a shit and people will be like "Aw yeah, Zyzz bro, yeah". No one'll give a fuck, man. 
21262126. In life, if you wanna be noticed, you gotta be a fuckin' ripped cunt. You gotta be a shredded cunt. You gotta go to the gym and be a sick cunt. You gotta fuck bitches, you know and not give a fuck cuz that's what we do, bro. That's what the Zyzz cunts do. That's what the revolution is, bro. None of these fuckin' sad cunts. We're all gonna fuckin' make it bro, that's it.See More 
21272127. Cory Cook son i am confuse.. you say 'everyone is zyzz' but then you say 'you will never be zyzz' please respond me 
21282128. Max Torell it was the edit by chestbrah, he was actually talking to a hater on youtube and told him hell never be like zyzz, not his actual followers. 
21292129. In high school, I was accused of planning a murder (but didn't go to court) and my friend spent a year in jail on a false rape accusation. If you met either of us and knew what we were like this would blow your mind. 
21302130. To the girl in the stairwell of rait on march 5 at 4:38 thank you for walking up the stairs in a mini skirt without underwear ....thank you it made my day 
21312131. A quick google search reveals that Rait Hall is a dorm at Colorado Mesa University. I think that you have the wrong CMU. 
21322132. Whatever happened at beta- absolutely fucking shameful and I am humiliated to be associated with CMU right now But you assholes deserve it- perennial dbags of the quad. 
21332133. So I was watching cat videos the other day, and I ended up watching CMU Deewane. I did not know CMU had this. You guys are so good! As an Indian female with a weakness for a capella singers, well, you must understand my excitement– Do you guys just not sing on campus enough? 
21342134. Hey! We actually perform all the time on campus! Like our facebook page for updates on upcoming shows: https://www.facebook.com/cmudeewane and our soundcloud for our professional recordings: https://soundcloud.com/deewane Thanks for your support :) 
21352135. Deewane is Carnegie Mellon University's Premier All-Male South Asian A Cappella ...group, founded in the fall of 2007. Since then, we've been taking the stage by storm with our unique mixes and hype choreo. We've performed at Cornell, University of Iowa, University of Maryland, University of Michigan,...See More 
21362136. there are so many visionless, sheltered, and ignorant people in my major. i thought creative careers tended to attract those who were more prone to being open. guess not, they're mostly just pessimistic and skill less wanna-be hipsters who think that they are smarter than others because they go to CMU. why don't more students here realize that we are privileged but not inherently special? - a disappointed peer. 
21372137. Even if u live in the quad it's hard getting laid guys. think about it. Beta bangs DG every night. KAE is split between SAE, Beta, SigEp and Phi. KKT is also split up. Alpha Phi should help out this year. 
21382138. But there just aren't enough sororities for guys. just take this truth and move on and just find a girlfriend instead of looking for a one night stand with a sorority chick. 
21392139. No, their mention of Alpha Phi as a new sorority suggests they go to Carnegie Mellon. However, they fucked up both theta's and kappa kappa gamma's lettering. 
21402140. Mandy S. is absolutely wild, but I am very attracted to how free spirited she is (and fucking hot). I know she is too much for me to handle, but I can't keep her off my mind. Please let me tame you 
21412141. Hey girls, if you find yourself constantly being bullied for the sake of entertainment by your bratty peers, do yourself a favor and stand up to any one of the queen b's. Not only will she suddenly show fear in her eyes for that moment when you yell back at her in front of everyone, she will also lose all "street cred" within your year as having been talked back to by a "loser" like you, a nobody... who suddenly held her ground. She might find herself suddenly being the center of "attention" that you were just before standing up to her. She'll spend the rest of the semester glowering at you and taking a cheap shot here or there but she'll have no courage to face you directly ever again if she knows you have quite the voice over others. 
21422142. Remember the brats here are as shallow as the clothes and make up they put on and as easily emotionally fragile.See More 
21432143. I think you want the entitlement (or lack thereof) to go the other way? Isn't the actual idea that the user is not entitled to have sex with women? 
21442144. I have probably lifted over a grand worth of toilet paper rolls since my freshman year. at first it was out of necessity, now its manifested into a habitual thrill... everytime I lift a roll I feel like George Clooney in oceans eleven. 
21452145. I am so awkward it is painful. During 4 years I've gotten to know so many people but missed countless opportunities to make meaningful relationships (not even friendships, just human contact) because no one could possibly like me. 
21462146. I feel so hopeless. I came to CMU knowing exactly what profession I want to pursue once I graduate but I don't know how to get there. It feels like my grades will never be good enough. 
21472147. Our apologies for not posting for a long time now. Midterms weeks has hit us harder than ever. CONFESSIONS ARE COMING TOMORROW NIGHT/THURSDAY MORNING! 
21482148. Roy Mustang It's already 4 hours into thursday and still nothing. Liars. 0/999 wouldn't bang. It's the afternoon now! you're worse than 50 jar jar binks! disliked, 0/9999 wouldn't bang! ...I suspect that you're going to dismiss this entirely throughout the duration of spring break. =( D: 
21492149. i want sex with aless l so badly lol. why is she so hot?? please be less hot. thanks from a guy who's trying to study but instead stares at you in class 
21502150. Someone explain why this is creepy? I'm pretty sure we all want sex with our crushes, and who hasn't been distracted by an attractive classmate. Is it just the fact that he posted the girl's name? 
21512151. Simply being good at what you do does not make you a good human being. Neither does being a courteous, respectful person make you good at what you do. But between the two of them, I'd rather be a genuine human being without a job than a successful bastard. 
21522152. I love the work that I do and I love learning the things in Math and Computer Science that I do. That said, I have a large tendency to throw myself into my work, and let other aspects fall to the wayside (I still maintain the vitals such as being well-dressed, bathed and nourished). It's sad, but it happens. I don't pursue relationships as much if at all anymore because I feel in a relationship I feel as though I couldn't devote the time necessary. I lack that balance, but I love the success and fun and fulfillment my work brings me. I just hope girls.. and people in general understand. My heart is in the work fully, and there just isn't room or time to accomodate a partner now, or ever. 
21532153. I look at my life, filled with wonderful friends, wonderful people, and endless opportunity. I'm doing things I profess to love. So why am I so unhappy? 
21542154. I have never seen anything as beautiful, natural or majestic as an erect black man's cock. Thank you Paul for this once in a lifetime experience 
21552155. I don't go to CMU (yet), but the CMU alumni who interviewed me was actually the hottest guy I had ever seen. hnng. I hope I get to date guys even as half as hot as him in college. 
21562156. I have had a transformation. I went from thinking of cs and ece as boring to loving it. I love learning this stuff. Sometimes I can't even sleep because that's how much I want to learn. 
21572157. I think Charlotte H. is an amazing person. Every time I see her at events I'm incredibly jealous of the people who get to bring her there. I wish I had the courage to talk to here and hang out with her more! 
21582158. I just walked out of my room to go to the bathroom and noticed the schtudy door was closed. I walked nearer to the door and opened it and there were to people having sex on the giant bean bag. Not cool. I read there almost everyday. 
21592159. There are a lot of posts on here about people who have crushes and wished they had the courage to ask them out. Usually all the comments say they they should stop thinking about it and just do it. Am I the only one who thinks they shouldn't? 
21602160. I feel like we’re so hormonal that sometimes when we become close with someone of the sex we’re attracted to we can’t differentiate between what should become... a friendship and what should become more. Just because you’re single and they’re willing to talk to you doesn't mean you’re perfect for each other. 
21612161. There are other posts on here from people who seem to be looking for a relationship, say they’re good guys, and wonder why they get rejected so often. Well, why are you asking people out so often? 
21622162. I’m not saying people should never ask someone out, but maybe people should use a bit of discretion. Maybe you should question whether you find something genuinely special about them or if you just think you have a void and are trying to fill it with someone who happens to be nearby. 
21632163. It is possible to be single and happy. Try to enjoy life and wait for the right person to come along instead of being on the lookout for anyone who shows a mild interest in you. It seems a lot less stressful.See More 
21642164. Listening to old school hip-hop really helps me everything that I have. Most people view hip hop as ignorant and gaudy, but real hip-hop is nothing more than people rapping about their life experiences and painting a picture of how things were like for them growing up. Why hate on that? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKjj4hk0pV4 Nas NY State of Mind www.youtube.com 1994 Nas- Illmatic track 2 
21652165. I have a huge crush on my 15-451 TA. I wish he would talk to me, but he is pretty shy. Crossing fingers 
21662166. Vincent Siao Andrew Audibert!!!!!!! 
21672167. I want to fill out an application to the music department and bring a jar of mayonnaise to the audition, to see if it is indeed considered an instrument. 
21682168. I really want to get laid again (preferably many times) before I graduate, I just fundamentally don't know how to go about finding someone interested. Once I go off into the real world this is going to be way harder, too. 
21692169. I still like this someone who just dumped me... but i know i messed up the first time would asking for a second chance sound weird? 
21702170. Breaking up sucks, but you can't dwell on the past. Keep them out of your mind, try to remove them from online social or IRL social stuff the best you can, etc. Good times were had, but you can't stay at Disneyworld forever. It's time to live your life more. 
21712171. "Education is implication. It is not the things you say which children respect; when you say things, they very commonly laugh and do the opposite. It is the things you assume which really sink into them. It is the things you forget even to teach that they learn." -- G.K. Chesterton 
21722172. Dear [NAME REDACTED], You don't live in this building. Yet you come to this floor, you enter any open doors without knocking or asking permission to enter, you stay well past your welcome, and you bother us when we're trying to work or trying to relax. Please realize that you're being creepy, intrusive, and disruptive, and that we prefer your absence to your presence. Sincerely, Residents of [BUILDING AND FLOOR REDACTED] 
21732173. Sorry about the recent halt in confessions. We have had some technical difficulties, as well as other things. We would like to ask all users of CMU Confessions to please read our About page. Anything else you guys think should be in there, please bring to our attention at our email (cmuconfessions@gmail.com) or Facebook Messages. Comments until late Tuesday on this post will also be taken into consideration. Confessions should come out late Tuesday/Wednesday. Thank you for your cooperation 
21742174. All of this talk about racism directed towards white people really bothers me. Reverse racism is not possible (in our society/country) if you think about the definitions of prejudice, discrimination, and racism. I could type it all out but ...instead I will just link this article that sums it up nicely. 
21752175. I feel like I'm going to come off as self-righteous and preaching since I am white but this has just really been bothering me. I don't want to downplay anyone's experience of discrimination but when fellow white people say they have been victim of 'racism' it really pisses me off because we have not had to deal with systematic, institutionalized, mass discrimination against our race as a whole like other races unfortunately have, and misusing terminology like "reverse racism" just seems really insensitive (maybe I am wrong and it isn't?). 
21762176. (And I am not trying to call anyone out with this, I don't think anyone who uses the term "reverse racism" is an insensitive asshole or anything, I just think a lot of people are using it incorrectly.) http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/07/15/884649/-Why-there-s-no-such-thing-as-Reverse-Racism#See More Daily Kos: Why there's no such thing as "Reverse Racism" www.dailykos.com 
21772177. just wrote a great diary on right wing racism. As usual, though, in the comments some folks started claiming that white folks could be the victims of "racism"... 
21782178. Which frat has all the guys from elite schools like andover, exeter, georgetown day, etc ,etc? This is probs the richest frat which is why I'm asking. 
21792179. A solution to that would be to come out. Unless there are some family reasons or something, staying in the closet is a whole lot of trouble that is really not worth going through. The longer you keep it to yourself, the worse it feels. Especially when losing opportunities such as that one. 
21802180. A relationship grows as two people grow closer together. Its foundation is the two people and their love for each other. If something is wrong with that underlying foundation, then there is something wrong with the relationshi...p. If one partner of a couple wants to bring in a third person, they are rejecting the foundation of their relationship (the original two people) for a new one. They are not building on an old relationship but throwing it out for a different one. 
21812181. If someone wants to throw out their current relationship, that is fine, it happens and that's the purpose of dating. But if the idea is to immediately go from the old relationship to a new relationship, well, most people realize how unhealthy that is. It is best to take some time alone to grow. 
21822182. The root cause of someone wanting to introduce a third partner into a relationship is that they are not sufficiently attached to their current partner. That's a fine state to be in, but the healthy decision is to stop the current relationship, not to try to fill in the void with someone else. 
21832183. Studies show that polyamorous societies lead to the objectification of partners and despair. Consider the abstract from this article ( http://www.jstor.org/stable/info/3773961 ): 
21842184. "Conventional wisdom holds that the polygynous family system is as sexually and emotionally satisfying as a monogamous one. Ethnographic accounts of 69 polygynous systems, however, provide compelling evidence that the majority of co-wives in a polygynous family prefer pragmatic co-operation with one another while maintaining a respectful distance. Moreover, there often is a deep-seated feeling of angst that arises over competing for access to their mutual husband. Co-wife conflict in the early years of marriage is pervasive, and often marked by outbursts of verbal or physical violence..." 
21852185. For a brief survey of a collection of many studies on polyamory, you can check out this article from Slate from this time last year: http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2012/01/the_problem_with_polygamy.htmlSee More 
21862186. CMU Confessions shared a link. 
21872187. This is to the person who said you couldn't think of fat people as real people: Fuck you. After we had people on here confessing their eating disorders, you dare to post such triggering garbage? 
21882188. Those of us with eating disorders already be...lieve that if we get fat, or even "slightly chubby" or "comfortable" or any non-insulting synonym for "fat," we will literally be undeserving of life. Obviously you agree with us, and that doesn't help at all. 
21892189. Even for those without eating disorders, there is so much pressure on women (and men!) to look a certain way. You really want to contribute to women all over the world believing that the most important thing she can be is thin? And if you want to say that you're doing it because fat people are "unhealthy," I'm calling bullshit on that. When people say they dislike fat people because they're lazy, greedy, sloppy, unhealthy, etc., not only are they wrong, they're just covering up for the fact that they actually just don't like how they look. And how dare you say someone isn't human just because you don't like how they look. How many times have we heard THAT argument in our history? 
21902190. I'm in recovery from my eating disorder right now, and I have been since the end of August. It is hard enough already without having to wonder at what weight do I cease being a person. You know what really makes someone inhuman? The inability to empathize. 
21912191. And you know what is more likely to kill you than obesity? An eating disorder. 
21922192. Also, as a bonus, here are some links to ACTUAL scientific studies with some real information on all the dieting and BMI bullshit that's shoved down our throats every day. Not saying that all studies showing obesity health risks are wrong, but in the scientific community, you need to look at both sides of the research. And this country has been failing at that pretty epically. 
21932193. You know what else is a social flaw that you should probably fix? Turning someone's confession about their eating disorder and the shame they feel due to what society tells them they should look like into your own place to publicly encourage OSTRACIZING people based on the way they look. 
21942194. This is someone dealing with a lot of pressure and clearly recovering from a psychological disorder that is DIRECTLY due to this sort of rhetoric. Find a different space to spew fatphobic garbage, and fuck you. 
21952195. If you are overweight, your chances of dying in a car accident are greatly incr...eased, according to a new study.It found that heavier people are up to 80%See More 
21962196. It is unhealthy. Over eating caused by hormonal imbalance is rare in humans and is a bad excuse, it is hard to like a big person the same way as a normal sized person; just human nature 
21972197. Eric Pederson http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/adult/defining.html Not saying anything against people who suffer from obesity but this article actually skews the difference between being overweight obese and how they are related to healthy. The BMI system isn't perfect but its a good way to normalize a population of people's body types. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0004552/ Being obese actually puts you at risk for cardiovascular disease and sedentary people who are obese may also experience trouble with circulation in their legs, for example. Many things can contribute to obesity (like medications, lifestyle choices) but obesity should never be considered healthy since it is, by definition, a health risk. Obesity in general is a new problem, anyway. Few people before the 20th century were obese and the ones that were, were royalty and rich folk. This doesn't mean anything between being obese and personality (I think thats a load of shit). This article is basically a bunch of crap. The links it refers to don't even support the claims that the article makes. Go spend some time on pubmed and you'll see how load of fucking crap this link is. Obesity and Overweight for Professionals: Adult: Defining - DNPAO - CDC www.cdc.gov 
21982198. Overweight and obesity are both labels for ranges of weight that are greater tha...n what is generally considered healthy for a given height. The terms also identify ranges of weight that have been shown to increase the likelihood of certain diseases and other health problems.See More 
21992199. I seriously can't believe people at CMU would even joke about eating disorders, insinuating that someone is in any way less of a person for their weight. I am so disappointed in whomever finds that funny, and I urge you to consider the kind of mindset you are implicitly fortifying. 
22002200. But really, stop pretending you care about total strangers' health. You can't know what's going on in every person's body just by looking. 
22012201. Besides, my "health" is none of your concern. Any medical conditions that might come from my weight is strictly my business and stays between me, my family, and my doctor. It has nothing to do with you. Choosing to not lose weight is not a decision that would actually impact you or anybody else's well-being, like smoking in public might. 
22022202. Upon reflection, I'm rethinking my opinion. Even if you have the ability to change your weight, it's still not really right for people to treat you differently because of a personal choice you've made. I was focused on the personal choice aspect of obesity and based my arguments on that, but just because you've chosen something doesn't mean that it's necessarily reasonable to discriminate against it, since otherwise, bias against different religions would be okay. Sorry for anyone I may have offended, but rest assured you have at least mostly converted me to your opinion. 
22032203. Even if it isn't right for people to treat you differently because of your weight, it will happen.. I know from personal experience. I was treated different, given less attention, talked to negatively, and much more, when I was 265(fat, no muscle). It was even a big difference from when I went from 185 (skinny) to 215 (with muscle) and from that to what I am now (235 muscle and fat). Socially you will get treated differently. Same goes for your skin color and the way you dress. You will be treated differently for the way you look. It's human nature. 
22042204. People on Overheard and in my general vicinity in meatspace are probably well aware of my major by now (Statistics), so I really liked the point from Dr_Gats about standing out from "background noise" and making it completely obvious that you're interested. 
22052205. In my field, we call what you want to be an "outlier". You have to be notably different from the trend of the population. This could take a great deal of work, depending on the noise around you. 
22062206. I honestly have to say the start of this semester redefined my entire CMU experience. To explain I'll begin by saying my 1st semester (this past fall) was a nightmare. I was a mess both intellectually and in my personal life. I just for the life of me could not get shit done. Add on the stress of maintaining a scholarship and fearing the difficulty of Carnegie Mellon, my grades made it seem surpri...sing I was smart enough to come here (My Matrices grade showed that perfectly). 
22072207. So to put it simply, I had an 0.46 GPA that was entirely my fault. I come back home during break in the most battered, depressed, downtrodden ever. I had my parents constantly harassing me, telling me "look for other options back home, you're going to lose your scholarship, get ready to work" and that just scared me further. I honestly have loved this school since I was a freshman in HS, and couldn't see myself anywhere else. 
22082208. Fast forward through break, and I go to meet my mentor in the Math department. It wasn't a total beatdown and berating about how I need to step it up and fret about not surviving it here. No, truth be told we talked less about that and more about what I'm doing. LIke discussing my scholarship and what I have to do. I can honestly say I was shocked when he told me that it was a raw deal based on what I have to do. (I have to major in Computer Science by the end of 4 years or else I have to pay it all back., I'm currently a math major who's repeating Concepts and Matrices and 15122, but I love the math department here so much). 
22092209. The level of care my mentor showed and the level of commitment they showed really changed my outlook on it. It reminds me of some of my greatest influences I had back in my youth, and it makes me happy. I can honestly say I'm more motivated to get a 4.0 this semester than any year I was school previously, and I have my mentor to thank for it.See More 
22102210. To the sophomore guy wondering about the girl he has liked but isn't yet close with, I'm in the same position as you, but from the girl side. There is a guy I have liked for a while, but we aren't very close. It's hard, but I'm trying to just to get to know him better and talk to him outside of class. Talking to him will be harder now that I don't have a class with him for the first time since getting to CMU, but I figure trying is the only thing I can do. So don't give up. I'm not giving up. 
22112211. I'm a student at CMU and I honestly love it here. The workload is tough, the weather sucks, the food gets tiring...and yet, I'm happy. I'm constantly challenged. I'm pushed to do things I would have never thought I could accomplish. And I've made relationships that I know will last me a lifetime. 
22122212. To "I know I have my problems" and everybody else struggling with emotional or motivational problems: change is possible. I have been coping with procrastination and depression since well before I came to CMU, and have just climbed out of t...he hole this semester. http://www.psychologicalselfhelp.org/ is an incredible resource. Read Chapter 2 and then whatever chapters seem relevant. DON'T read it cover to cover unless you're just curious; if you have real problems, learn about them quickly. Go to CAPS (http://www.cmu.edu/counseling/) IMMEDIATELY if you are struggling. If you are not sure whether to see them, do it. They will come up with useful ideas you and your friends never would. All personal problems are engineering problems, and can be systematically solved or managed. See More 
22132213. As finals roll around, we may have difficulty posting as we are also students, so if your confession hasn't been posted for a while, don't worry! We're working on it 
22142214. Everyone, I love you. I wish I could just buy you all a beer or a cup of coffee and just listen to all of your stories one by one. Unfortunately I ain't got the time or the money to do that so all I can do is just offer you my condolences and scroll through this page and be that nonjudgmental ear. Cheers y'all. 
22152215. Happy Thanksgiving Break everybody! Have fun and stay safe! We will continue to post, but probably less frequently. 
22162216. There was one time that I was walking to Gates from Forbes, when I bumped into a kid, wearing camo pants, standing on high ground, and holding a nerf gun. I literally thought I was about to be the victim of a school shooting until I realized, it was a KGB kid, holding a nerf gun. 
22172217. I seriously have a huge crush on a guy in my major! We talk during class and message on Facebook for hours, but I don't know if he actually likes me and I'm afraid to make the first move... 
22182218. I'm a professor here and I love working with students. But most students are so stressed out about grades and their debt when they leave here that I feel sorry for them. I wish I could make them feel better. 
22192219. There's this girl that wears boots which have fur on the outside. I think they are f'ing awesome. and im a dude. 
22202220. I have a mild crush on a CA... nothing will come out of this. 
22212221. i just did the most creepy thing in my life. i sent an email to someone whom i think is very cute. anonymously. i hope that won't freak the cutie out. i did say i'm no stalker though. 
22222222. As I write this, there is a beautiful woman sitting at the table across from me, staring intently at her laptop screen with an open textbook next to her. I wonder what she's studying so hard for. I wonder if she's stressed or confident. I wonder what would make her happy, and what makes her sad. I wonder what she wants to experience, to feel, to accomplish in life. I wonder if maybe, just maybe, she's the one. 
22232223. I want to go up to her and find out, but I won't. I'm going to close my laptop, pack up my books, and walk right past her. We won't even make eye contact. The answers to my questions will remain a mystery, and she will never even know that a person wanted to ask. 
22242224. It makes you wonder how many interactions go past like this in a day, and if we were to take advantages of these opportunities, how different would our world be? 
22252225. @3.5 gpa kid I know of at least 5 different people who fit the description of "has a 3.5 and a good internship". These internet detectives don't actually know who you are, and are just mad that you beat the system and that doing well in school doesn't actually matter that much for getting a good job. 
22262226. At the beginning of every week I think I'll never finish the work I have due, but by Friday I always manage to get it all done. I guess that means I should have more confidence in myself, but I think I'm just going to continue complaining about how impossible it is. 
22272227. I went though high school getting hurt. Now at CMU, It is so hard to think that I am worth it. I go up to women confident, but deep down I am scared. I am scared that if they know the real me, they will just shoot me down. I read these other posts and it makes me really sad, because nobody at this place deserves any more crap than we get from our professors, parents, banks, etc. 
22282228. I fear, but I als...o hope. I hope that one day I will meet the girl of my dreams, that one day I will find someone who I can truly trust, and who trusts me. It is a dream, but at the end of the day that is all we can get in this concentration camp. 
22292229. CMU is a bubble. Didn't even know about Sandy until hours before it ravaged my neighborhood. Who knows what this world will be like when we finally graduate... 
22302230. Every time I walk into class and see people.. I get these looks that make it seem like "We have a black person" in this class? 
22312231. We like to get every post out there, but some of these clearly don't have any meaning or purpose! In order to stop spamming this page as well as other people's news feeds, we have decided that we will no longer be posting meaningless confessions. 
22322232. Now, if you think your confessions might seem meaningless but does have meaning, explain it to us by sending along with the confession its meaning. We will not post the meaning. 
22332233. I'm a 22 year old virgin and I don't give a fuck (literally and figuratively). Not necessarily saving it for marriage or anything, not harboring some embittered feelings towards men, just haven't found someone I trust enough to share that with. Plenty of friends but no "benefits" to speak of, and that's just the way I want it. No shame. 
22342234. Ironically enough, I'm happy here. Couldn't imagine going anywhere else. My time here has been hard, riddled with work, social problems and everything else, but its overall been a terribly rewarding experience. Life is hard, deal with it. 
22352235. My four years at CMU took me on a roller coaster of emotions and tested my mental strength daily. It changed me from the child I was into the adult that I am. I never thought I'd miss all those late nights in the library and all the tears I shed over not feeling good enough, but now that I'm away, my heart aches to go back. 
22362236. I just want the bloody diem to be over so I can carpe some sleep. Arrghh %^&@^!# tetris. Kosbie is cool, but he's also insane. I think if you check his source code there's "import endless.energy" in there somewhere. 
22372237. Today I got saved. Let the lord into your life and accept the gospel of Math Jesus! 
22382238. "In any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the areas of the squares whose sides are the two legs.", Pythagoras 2:10 
22392239. despite how 'on top of their shit' some people might look/act. there are definitely some of us struggling just as much as you. we're just "skilled" at hiding it better 
22402240. I've "helped" an attractive girl with "CS homework" three times, and all we've done is CS homework. 
22412241. I wish I could fully convince myself that grades aren't everything and that there's more to life, but right here and now, when my parents are paying $60k a year for me to attend this school, it's kind of hard for me to do that. 
22422242. I've come to the conclusion that a large population of people here spew bullshit. It's made life incredibly easier. 
22432243. I love it here. I love how much this school is teaching me and how there are so many people here that you can learn new things about different people. I wish others could see and enjoy the good in life more. There is so much more to life than a grade. 
22442244. Not gonna lie, spent all night a couple times watching random crap on Youtube because I didn't want to face doing my work. Felt like shit at the end. 
22452245. I wish the people I knew would stop talking to/comparing grades and I wish I would stop being such a douchebag doing the same thing. I've stopped complimenting people on their intelligence and have started telling my friends that they're wonderful human beings instead. 
22462246. Good policy. Grades are not a measure of one's intelligence nor one's abilities nor one's aptitude for success. Don't compare grades. Just deal with yourself and ask yourself if you really "understand" the material. Not whether you can reguritate it on exam, but do you really "understand" how to apply it? This is what will truely carry you forward. 
22472247. #540 Blonde girl who sits on the desk next to me -- talking to you is my favorite part of class. You are as fun as you are cute = infinity. 
22482248. #539 I'm tired of people and have nothing to look forward to anymore. I don't want to kill myself, but I can't find any reason to live. 
22492249. #538 The green-eyed beast rises again. I was actually going to tell you the truth today. I'll just keep on waiting. 
22502250. #537 I'm an international student and coming to Cornell was the biggest mistake of my life. I don't have any true friends. I don't have anyone who I can really rely on in this campus. It makes me feel so lonely and I can’t even tell my parents about this because I’m afraid they might worry too much about me. I hate the judgmental looks on some girl's faces when they see my English isn't perfect. ...Cornell isn't an welcoming place for international students and I just dislike every moment of it. Maybe that is why I'm trying so hard to study abroad and graduate as soon as possible. I really don't fit in anywhere in this community. I'm too much of a "fob". I just can't wait to get out of here and start my new chapter of my life.See More 
22512251. #535 Honest to god, black girls make me laugh more than any type of girl out there. Makes me want to marry one. 
22522252. #533 It's been two semesters and I have yet to click with anyone whom I've hung out with. This bothers me greatly 
22532253. #532 I try to situate myself to be in locations that I feel there's a high probability of you being there. But all I'm ever going to be to you is the girl who is helping you not fail your problem sets. 
22542254. #531 To the tall brown guy at Asian Night in the pink outfit, you're really handsome. I saw you for the first time at Casino Night and then, after a really long time, in the bus. I hope you're personality is as good as you look. Too bad I won't ever know, I'm too shy to ever say anything to you based on how many times we made quick eye contact and I passed right by you. Oh well... 
22552255. #530 I cut. I tried suicide. And I know because of that, no matter how much you like me, how much it hurts both of us, you're not coming back. And that makes die inside more thana little bit 
22562256. #529 Working with others is really, really hard for me. I've become scared to speak up, scared to get behind, scared to do anything. 
22572257. #528 I told you I was broken. You promised to care. I found out about the other. You apologized for your fault. I accepted your mistake and still gave you my heart. Now you're nowhere to be found. 
22582258. #527 For real though, I would date you so hard, and then marry the shit outta you. And our babies would be fucking fantastic, and and I would love them and you so fucking much and I'd tell you every damn day, even after we died and turned into mush and rose as ghosts to haunt the shit outta people together. 
22592259. #526 I hate this new habit you have of not responding to my texts, even when you texted me first, especially after how much we used to text each other. I have no idea what changed or how to address this, but I miss how close we used to be. We're both going to be leaving this summer, can you please not be weird this last little bit of time that we have? 
22602260. #525 Last night you said you realized you hated interacting with me. It hurts too much to even think about it anymore. 
22612261. #524 there's something special about not looking my crush up on facebook, because that way, he still remains a perfect idea in my mind 
22622262. #523 We met up for the first time and had a great time. He said he would call, but it has been a week and I am still waiting. How long should I wait before deciding that he's just not that interested? 
22632263. #522 No one has ever called me beautiful or said I was pretty. Why do people have to see a pretty exterior to even bother checking the interior? I don't care how I look; I care about who I am. I only wish it was the same for others. 
22642264. #521 I met you for a split second during dinner, but fell in love with your smile. Just found out that you live in my building; on cloud nine. 
22652265. #520 Whoever chose the doors for Willard Straight should be thrown off the clock tower. THE OTHER DOORS WERE PERFECTLY FINE AND WENT BOTH WAYS AND NOW I HAVE TO PULL. I do not have time for this nonsense and looking completely ridiculous trying to push that door open. Also, why are the doors in from the parking lot ONLY electric and super heavy? It's such a waste that every single time anyone opens those doors the motor engages and they open super slowly. 
22662266. #519 We met up for the first time and had a great time. He said he would call, but it has been a week and I am still waiting. How long should I wait before deciding that he's just not that interested? 
22672267. #518 I had sex with my best guy friend last night, and it wasn't weird. We both love each other as friends and nothing more. We agreed not to tell anyone, but I have to admit that it was nice to be with someone who you know cares about you. I almost forgot what that felt like. 
22682268. #517 I really want to get to know you and always try make eye contact right after class so we can talk but you just quickly go away before I even notice. Why are you ignoring me? I'm just a girl who wants to be your friend or maybe more, but your gestures make it seem like you only want to be problem set buddies. I won't bite!! 
22692269. #516 I hate it when overweight people sit adjacent to me in class. They always take up so much room and make it hard to be comfortable or take notes. Plus fat people often smell bad. 
22702270. #515 there is a very hot man working in uris he looked at me the whole time i walked down the stairs and out the door i felt like that moment from the incredibles when that hot guy looked at the girl who can turn invisible 
22712271. #514 I honestly think cultivating friendships is a pointless endeavor. I'm vowing now to be alone and place all of my attention upon my studies. High GPA>friends. 
22722272. #512 The recent rape of a girl in a west campus frat really hit me. Like, I can't even fathom it. I freaking hate this rape culture in colleges and the frat life that promotes it. 
22732273. #511 We've been friends a long time, but I wonder if I want to be more than that. I wish you would chill in my room more, or make me feel more welcome in yours. I just want to spend more time with the fascinating person you are. 
22742274. #510 "There is almost no way for us to work things out but I miss your cuddles. 
22752275. #509 "Schoolwork doesn't stress me out. It just doesn't. Which is ironic, since my actual experiences related to my major are extremely stressful. It makes me question whether I can handle the stress AFTER school, but you know what? I made a major move in a club that I'm part of, and it was the most exhilarating feeling in the world to hear one of the leaders tell me that what I did was really he...lpful. I don't want much praise, but when I get it for things I deserve, it's the best feeling in the world. And that's how I know that I love my major. So much so that it's all I really think about, or care about. Regardless of all the stress in actually applying my skills and knowledge, it's all worth it. Really, the 5 minutes of fame destroy the month of gridlock, miscommunication, lack of communication, lack of visibility, conflict, and indeterminateness. 
22762276. #509 "I wish we were still in kindergarten, where when you like a guy, you just straight up tell him. This whole dancing around it, walking on eggshells, pretending not to see you when I see you because I don't want to be obvious but I like you so much and I really want to get to know you but I can't because I don't want to be awkward or for you to judge me I'm a really nice person I promise I just come off kind of weird but just to you because I like you and you're cute and I get nervous and I stop breathing and I say stupid things and 
22772277. #508 I hate my sorority, no one can ever agree on anything and every time we talk as a group I come out feeling like shit. 
22782278. #507 I finally had sex with someone else. Wasn't as good as you. Does it get better? 
22792279. #506 I'm looking for an emotional hooker. As in a guy who will provide emotional support via cuddling. K'thanks. 
22802280. #505 I use self-hatred as an excuse not to take responsibility for my own actions and emotions 
22812281. #504 "I hate having to hide myself. I have to don a socially acceptable front in order to fit in and hide facets of my true self away. 
22822282. #503 Girl trying to climb the lobby wall of Willard Straight Hall...hahahah what were you thinking!?!?! You were impressive though so props 
22832283. #502 I know I don't show it, but I secretly love that you've started working in the library on the weekends. Please continue to do so, and maybe...sit next to me? 
22842284. #501 I would love to think that confession #490 is about me. If the person who wrote it is who I think it is, there's a reason I keep trying to contact you, and you ignoring me hurts as well. I doubt I'd find you boring as you already are the most interesting person I have met, even with the little amount of time we've spent together. Stop ignoring me! 
22852285. #499 I want to find out who's girls boobs are on that Ezra Hub page... They're all so nice I wish my boobs were bigger 
22862286. #498 We hardly know each other outside class, but you seem pretty cool. 
22872287. #497 To whoever keeps blasting "Do You Wanna Know" in the Cocktail Lounge: your music taste is impeccable and absolutely wonderful, but c'mon, just listen to it in your headphones. We all have prelims to study for. 
22882288. #496 I really admire the female leaders of MEChA, go girl power. Keep doing your thing 
22892289. #495 Nothing in my life is perfect. People need to stop assuming it is. I’ll admit, I walk around giving off the air of things always being good, but it’s because I am terrified of facing the alternative. 
22902290. #493 I've only been wearing cornell crewnecks since the beginning of the school year. I just bought two cornell tshirts from kraftees. Let's see how long this can go on for. 
22912291. #492 I hope that when you think of nirvana and led zeppelin, you think of me. Because the truth is, some days you don't leave my mind. 
22922292. #491 Wow everyone in this olin library's study room is Asian but me, EVERYONE! I am starting to notice a trend here. 
22932293. #490 The reason I've been ignoring you is because I feel like you're out of my league, and once you figure out how incredibly boring I am, you're going to stop being interested in me, and that's going to hurt even worse. 
22942294. #489 My roommate actually looks like a chimpanzee. I'm not even trying to be mean it's just his physical characteristics 
22952295. #488 You're not here right now. It's only been half a day but I miss you. I am not this girl. I don't know what you did to me... But I really like you. 
22962296. #487 I really really really like you, you kindhearted social justice activist. Even though we've barely talked I think I'm really falling for you. If only you'd look twice at me, or talked to me more. We're made for each other 
22972297. #486 "I'm studying in the library at 4 AM. This asian couple hasn't shut the fuck up since I've got here and I just want to take their books and chuck them out the window and watch them roll down the slope. That would be real satisfying. Or yelling at them and saying ""SHUT THE FUCK UP YOURE IN A FUCKING LIBRARY. That would also do the trick. I love embarrassing people like that. 
22982298. #483 I am a server at a local late-night establishment in College Town, and just wanted to ask that you remember that while we want to create a fun atmosphere, we still have to maintain some amount of decorum and avoid getting in trouble or fired. Which leads me to my second point; we are at work for a reason, remember? I would like to have a fun night as well but work comes first and however muc...h I make or don't make during a shift can make a big difference later on in my week. A sincere smile and a friendly conversation go a long way during hard, long late-night shifts. That being said, you Cornellians are a funny bunch and I love my classmates very much. We're all in this crazy mess of a school together; and gotta love y'all for that. For those of you suffering this winter like me, don't worry spring will come along soon enough (i hope). Stay groovy children.See More 
22992299. #482 I barely know you, but I'm already crazy about you. Your eyes, your smile, your personality, everything about you is beautiful. Take a chance on me. 
23002300. #481 I don't want to hook up with my ANSC3200 TA just because of his good looks- I respect him so much on a professional and academic level I'm seriously wondering if I have a chance at all. The sex would be so hot... 
23012301. #480 There's this girl on my floor who is literally the nicest person ever and I have a huge crush on her. She comes in and says hi to me whenever she passes by the TV lounge where I hang/study, even though she has no obligation to. I love having simple, meaningless chat with her. 
23022302. #479 I sit in the front seats of Olin right outside Libe to study most days because I enjoy being around all the social activity. I always kinda hope that people would spark up conversations with me though because I love meeting new people. 
23032303. #478 I feel like the only reason I am still at this school is because I've already gone through 3 years so I might as well finish. I honestly don't see a Cornell diploma giving me an advantage in the industry I want to go into, but everyone is so nice here and I really do learn a lot. I feel like I belong here. But I have been doubting myself ever since a girl I knew in the same high school program as me, (but 3 years ahead of me) who went to a school specifically for this field, got my dream job. I want to do something that I love, but I don't know if I am on the right path to get there, or if Cornell has prepared me enough to do the job I wish I could get. 
23042304. #477 I don't think infatuation last this long... This has to be love. We've met last semester and I simply cannot get you off my mind. Girl I need you in my life. 
23052305. #476 There's this girl I keep seeing around campus, with a pink beanie and short hair. There's practically no chance of you ever seeing this, but since there's literally no socially acceptable circumstance I can spark a conversation with a random girl I see more than once a month I'll say it here: 
23062306. #475 Wish I had known sooner that being asexual was a real thing, instead of thinking I was a freak. 
23072307. #474 It's really hard not being able to figure out if I'm gay or not. It really just drives me insane. 
23082308. #473 I finally admitted to myself that I'm seasonally depressed. And now that I've actually acknowledged it, I'm working on it. Saying that it's easy would be a lie. But it's so much better than where I was. I didn't know I was strong enough to get here. I know a lot of people are probably a lot worse off than I was in terms of depression, but, please, don't give up. It's worth it. 
23092309. #472 I know I looked really pissed today and like I didn't want to be disturbed, so you kind of kept away. I'm really sorry, I stayed up late trying to finish up a presentation and didn't sleep very well for the few hours that I could. So I was in a pretty bad place. But I'll be there tomorrow, a little late, but same place. Hope you'll be there too? 
23102310. #471 There was this boy who I thought was really attractive in one of my classes. We become fb friends. We talked twice and now we have no classes together since he dropped. He's in a frat now and I almost never see him anymore. But I can't seem to get him out of my head. If only he talked to me more...*sigh* 
23112311. #470 I'm sure you think you have me hooked but you bitching at me for no reason was a real turn off. I have to seriously reconsider whether I'm gonna ask you out now. 
23122312. #469 I'm proud of my newfound technology skills. I just figured out how to block you on every social media site and phone application. In order to reverse it, I need to get permission from my friend. I hope this helps me forget you. 
23132313. #468 "Dear beautiful girl I'm sitting across from in Uris right now. You took my breathe away as soon as you sat down. 
23142314. #467 I know I said your hookup didn't bother me that much, but it really did. It wasn't a dealbreaker, but it just made me feel like I never mattered, like it was so easy for you to just move on to another girl as soon as we broke up. It really made me feel like shit. I'm having a hard time looking back on us positively. 
23152315. #466 Everyone thinks I'm so strong and expects me to be all the time. It's hard to always be the strong happy person I pretend to be. I feel like I can't trust anyone anymore. In the past few months, I've lost three people that I loved and cared about in different ways. It's hard to get close to anyone anymore knowing they could be gone tomorrow. 
23162316. #465 "Today we talked for the first time in months after breaking up over a year ago. I was stupid, immature, and put you through one hell of an emotional gauntlet, and I regret my actions every day. Your patience, sweetness, and grace have stood out even moreso in the fiasco following our break-up, and now I truly understand what a beautiful person you are, and I hate myself more than ever for... what I did. I never knew I could treat another person so cruelly. I do not understand how you have forgiven me, and now--over a year after we broke up--I can truly say I love you. 
23172317. #464 To the exotic brunette girl in my macro lecture: You are so gorgeous, and seeing you makes me happy. I'm afraid of talking to you because I know everyone wants you, but I just think everything about you is beautiful; your hair, your style, your face, your body, and even your cute accent! I'll talk to you one day, I know I will when I get enough courage to do so. Maybe I'll try talking to you when we're getting lunch at Oaks after lecture... 
23182318. #463 I truly believe that my best friend and I are soulmates, just not in the romantic sense and sometimes its incredibly frustrating when people make assumptions. 
23192319. #462 All I want is a guy who respects women but I'm not sure if they exist 
23202320. #461 ... We could have fixed it if you didnt use sex to get back at me.... now I cant even look at you the same, and I dont think I ever will... 
23212321. #460 i'm an incoming grad student terrified of attending a school that seems to consist of a bunch of kids under the age of 25. where on earth will i fit in? it's going to be a long five years. 
23222322. #459 I can't stop thinking about you. I want your body pressed up next to mine, to put my hand on your muscular chest. You probably have a lot of girls after you though, seeing as you're a varsity athlete...and that scares me off. 
23232323. #458 I have never been one to associate sex with love. It has always felt more lusty and animalistic, and I've never really felt that a connection with a person was amplified from having sex; the 'love' was already there and basically stayed the same magnitude. It was just that - sex. Attraction leading to a physical act with pleasure for both parties. Don't get me wrong, pure lust and frenzied ...sex can be awesome. That's all I'd ever known since I was 16 and I enjoyed it a lot. And then I had sex with you. I barely even know you. Sure we've talked a lot, and I liked you beforehand, but there shouldn't be this feeling in my chest whenever I think back on that night. I've never had anyone be so tender, taking things as slowly as you did. I was at first caught off guard - I'm used to guys ripping my clothes off without much hinting from me that it's ok. But you took your time. And made me want you even more. I always thought attachment after sex, especially after only one time, was crap. But damn, boy. I was not expecting to made love to that night so sweetly. And now I'm afraid to do it again, because I could see myself falling for you, head over heels, and I know it makes no sense, but wow. I'm going to have to do it again, because that was the best sex of my life. I don't know if you felt it too - maybe that's just how sex always is for you. So I'll keep things casual for now, but lord have mercy, please don't hurt me.See More 
23242324. #457 "I really really like you and I just want to be your girlfriend already. 
23252325. #456 I know I'm awkward, but, hey, give me a shot. We can be awkward together. 
23262326. #455 I have a low gpa. I'm fat. I'm nervous about getting a job, I don't have many friends, but many fans. However I'm realizing that none of that matters. I have people that truly care about me in my life and I've met some great people that make my day better. And honestly that's all that matters to me. 
23272327. #454 Girl in the purple shirt at Mann Library: I saw you today and my heart just lit up. I know that you are the one I want to be with forever. If you feel the same way, please show up at the 1:10 clocktower concert tomorrow and sing along as they play the Evening Song. 
23282328. #453 I hate you. I love you. Please talk to me. Let me out of this purgatory. 
23292329. #452 "When I said I didn't love you, truth is, I lied. I did and I still do. I just came to the conclusion that no matter how hard I'd try I would never be able to make you happy. Making you hate me, watching things burn, seemed easier to bear for both of us than letting things slowly die. 
23302330. #451 I know she ripped your heart to shreds. That’s why you’re so cynical about women. But you need to learn to give people a chance and stop pushing them away. The walls that you’ve put up, they’re natural after everything that happened, but you can’t hide behind them forever. By keeping everyone at arms’ length, you’re just pushing yourself farther away from any chance of being happy. You need to let people in. Let me in. And stop thinking the worst of every girl you meet. 
23312331. #450 "To the guy living on the 3rd floor of Cascadilla who always trims his facial hair and never cleans up after himself thinking no one will find out: 
23322332. #449 I was sheltered as a child in an extremely religious household (almost a cult in my view) and my freshman year went so terribly. I don't have any friends and I feel lonely everywhere I go. My overbearing dad still yells at me in my head and I can't even be real with my parents and its absolutely awful. I don't want to live anymore and I feel so frustrated that so much of my childhood was taken from me. I'm 19 and now trying to rediscover who I am. 
23332333. #448 I didn't learn to spell penis until last year, ( I thought it was penius and rhymed with genius) how the hell am I supposed to remember the spelling of osteichthyes? 
23342334. #447 I doubt that you ever post here, but if it was indeed from you, yes, I realize that dating you is going to be hard and messy. I realize that you will often not have time for me and I have to be really patient. I know what I am getting myself into. I like you, and I am willing to give it a try. You're worth that and much more. 
23352335. #445 I fucking hate this school. It has thinned my hair, killed my immune system, dried out my skin, given me anxiety, insomnia and depression, and completely drained the little self-esteem I had coming here. But damn am I going to make so much money coming out of here. Is it worth it? I'm not sure anymore. 
23362336. #444 Since getting a dog is infeasible living in a CU dorm, I've been entertaining the idea of befriending (be-pet-ting?) the Barton squirrel. rascal stole my Cheetos and my heart 
23372337. #443 I can't study in the library because I get stress farts 
23382338. #442 I wish we hadn't talked today. It hurt more. I don't know if I want you back, but I still think you made a mistake. We were worth fighting for. 
23392339. #441 Until you're ready to talk to me, it's just easier for me to pretend you don't exist. It hurts too much otherwise. 
23402340. #440 You think I'll fall for your desperate "I miss you"s and confusion? Hell to the no! You're sick in the head, you dumped me, and now you know you're going to find your next caretaker to look after your emotional needs. All I can say is good luck, and don't hurt the next girl too much. 
23412341. #439 How come you can't let your ex go even though we have had many many talks about this? You're lying, hurting me, and don't even realize. 
23422342. #438 I just watched this girl take all the good stuff out of the chicken noodle soup at Mattin's. That just made me sad seeing the soup being drained of its noodles. 
23432343. #437 Until you're ready to talk to me, it's just easier for me to pretend you don't exist. It hurts too much otherwise. 
23442344. #436 Crystal Light, Mints, Water, Green Tea, Splenda... Part of my list of safe "foods." Foods I consume when my ED thoughts are strong. Part of me hopes my roommates will notice and help me, but the other part of me wishes they'll never notice so I can stay in control. Having an eating disorder is hell. 
23452345. #435 I wish I'd gotten into Columbia. Living in NYC as a college student seems so perfect... You can go to literally any lecture/event which you want to since NYC has everything. Any restaurant. Any show. And Columbia seems to have a much better culture compared to the fratty, douchebro one of Cornell. 
23462346. #434 sometimes, I just want to get away from this shit (as much as I may freaking love it) and just go home 
23472347. #433 During my entire time here, all I've been is unhappy, depressed, and academically pressured. All throughout high school I thought college would be the absolute best time of my life. Booming social life, wonderful lifelong friends that you completely understood and absolutely loved and cherished, and an academic environment that is challenging but fun because I would have the freedom to take ...the classes that I wanted and had genuine interests in. So far, I've found no real friends and just have been completely overwhelmed in classes I have no interest in at all but am only taking to fulfill a requirement. On top of that, having been born and raised in Florida, the horrible weather isn't making my time here any better. Coming here has been a serious disappointment. It truly makes me wonder why I sacrificed so much of my youth and high school career chasing a facade. Every single all-nighter that I pulled in high school, I pushed through and persevered because I kept reminding myself that doing this would let me go to a wonderful university and have the time of my life. Everytime I was bullied in school because I was the "nerdy Black kid", I told myself to wipe my tears, stand up, and think of the great university I would be at while all the other kids would be working at McDonald's. While walking through the ghetto that I called home, I motivated myself to not dwell on my current living quarters and imagine how great college would be and how wonderful my future after college will be when I'm successful. Every cup of coffee that I drank to keep myself from falling asleep on my homework during the early hours of the morning, reminded me of what a wonderful time I would have in college. My experiences here so far make me really question so much more of my life. The wonderful future I have planned for myself, the wonderful life I've imagined for myself, will it be as disappointing as college has been? Am I just chasing an idea, a dream that truly is just a figment of my imagination? All these questions are driving me absolutely insane.See More 
23482348. #432 You know those people that walk around with a snobby air and demonstrate the perfect definition of self absorption? Well if you're one of them, and you probably know who you are, I hope you look in the mirror at some point and see clearly what you're becoming. 
23492349. #431 I wish one time a hot guy would jump out of a bush asking to be my husband. Just once. 
23502350. #430 All the ladies or lads out there that want a little man candy deliciousness in their Monday should go take a good look at Mariano DiVaio's (male model) facebook or instagram! He is probably the hottest man that ever existed... 
23512351. #429 Sometimes I listen to the soundtrack from Skyfall and pretend I'm James Bond. Because he is perfection. #Mancrushmonday 
23522352. #428 I believe my tomagotchi, Carl, is long dead now, unfortunately those batteries are so hard to replace 
23532353. #427 To the rude girl in PSB on Sunday night: the study rooms in Clark are QUIET study rooms. This means PLEASE don't come in at 11 PM on a weeknight to play tag on the swivel chairs and endlessly talk at your boyfriend while he attempts to study. Do some homework (although I seriously doubt you have any). Check Facebook. Read a book. Ponder life. Or (even better), leave. There's a reason I come here to study and that is to get away from inconsiderate, noisy people such as yourself. Shut the heck up or leave. 
23542354. #426 I'm afraid to speak to Gannett about my mental health because I know what they do to people like me. Cornell will send you off in a heartbeat if they think you're a danger to yourself. Instead of giving you help, they give you the finger. Cornell may be the cause of depression, but if you harm yourself away from school, there's no blood on their hands. Don't believe me? Ask any of your friends on a "Mental Health Leave." 
23552355. #425 I never thought Balch girls were chill but after watching 6 hot girls pull two guys into Balch through their window, i realize i wanna get with a Balchie. Pull me through your window next time Balch Bitches 
23562356. #424 I think you like me, and I like you too, but I really need you to realize the kind of mess you'd be getting into by dating me. Am I really worth it? 
23572357. #423 There is a very handsome guy in DU I want to hook up with 
23582358. #422 I really want to date a ballerina. My main reason isn't that she'll be athletic and fit (although that's a plus), I just want to go to her ballet recitals and watch her dance. 
23592359. #421 Spotted: Two guys in love, walking side by side, holding hands everywhere they go. You can tell how much they love each other by the way they look at each other. Shopping, taking the bus together, walking back home late at night. I have that now and I could not be any happier. To love and have someone by your side is an amazing feeling. I love you sooo much babe. Youre my everything! I will always love you no matter how bad times may get. I will stand by your side and take care of you because youre my person That smile, those cute eyes! I love everything about you! You complete me. Te amo 
23602360. #420 whoever was farting at the elliptical... please go to the bathroom beforehand, it smells gross and nobody should have to smell that while working out. 
23612361. #416 Why do I always see you in Mann? Who exactly are you? 
23622362. #410 Was it all worth it? To get buzzed and feel like you're on top of the world? You're acting like a teenager. If you have a good woman, hold your drinking together. 
23632363. #390 I always see really hot boys at Rose's house dinners, especially that worker with beautiful eyelashes. 
23642364. #384 I found an old email I had drunkenly sent myself a long time ago when I found things on your phone, a list of the things I needed to remember; naked skype requests to others, asking the girl you cheated on me with "why you only did it once", a list of four girls names who you had been sexting to, reconnecting with your ex, and telling her you were "sorta with someone." WE HAD BEEN TOGETHER ...2ish YEARS AT THAT POINT! You were the fucking worst, I can't believe I put up with all of that shit for so long. I'm glad I'm getting to the part of the breakup stage where I'm not sad, I'm just fucking mad. At you, but at myself for thinking you were the best I could do and for forgiving you the first time. You were a piece of shit, and I know you know it. Fuck you.See More 
23652365. #374 "I actually hate my friends. All of them. They're constantly laughing at me, mocking the way I am. I've struggled with depression and suicidal thoughts before coming to Cornell and being here has essentially intensified them. 
23662366. #369 "I'm so glad Big/Little week is ending. My roommate's Big texts me all the time during class and when I keep my phone on silent she panics and freaks out. She always lets herself into my room and I keep having to participate in convoluted plans to keep her identity a secret from my roommate. 
23672367. #363 I'm about to hook up with a staff member and I don't know if it's a good idea 
23682368. #358 I really appreciate how you can turn any conversation into a statement of your political beliefs. It makes you reeeeaaaal fun to talk to. 
23692369. #349 I love you more than anything, and I've never been happier! 
23702370. #348 I've never been so embarrassed or hurt. All thanks to you. 
23712371. #347 If you miss me can you tell me that? I miss you so much, but it feels like you don't. I know we said no contact, but I figured you'd still try... 
23722372. #340 I'm beyond confused. For so many reasons on so many levels. I need to understand but I don't know how. 
23732373. #338 I know I shouldn't be so upset but it frustrates me to be a virgin. Like I don't even know how to kiss. This is a problem. I am an 18 year old girl. I feel like all do is get high with my best friends and people I barely know but I can't even muster up the courage to speak to a guy other than to ask about homework or to be courteous and say "hi". I try to dress nice, be nice, look nice, but I don't even get a second look, ugh, am I that ugly? By the end of 2014 I want to at least make out with a guy...I don't think I am ready for sex yet. 
23742374. #virginproblems 
23752375. #333 Im in love with the prettiest girl ever and I'm so sad that it's never gonna happen. Seriously its bullshit. 
23762376. #330 Please keep talking to me :c I want to get to know you more but if you don't answer, I'll just be here alone once again with my failed attempts at making friends... 
23772377. #327 I don't look down on you for being a virgin, so don't look down on me for not being one. I am not sinful or disgusting. Sex is a natural act. Get over it. 
23782378. #325 "I ruined everything with the best girl in the world. Twice. The first time felt like it was the natural progression of things. We were fighting a ton and everything felt like it was collapsing. So I broke up with her. Throughout the fall we would still go through periods of being incredibly close to not speaking. When the semester came to an end, we thought we would say our goodbyes a...nd end things amicably. 
23792379. #321 "Well, this has devolved into what I can only describe as a clusterfuck. Completely FUBAR. Yes, I was wrong in snapping at you. I knew that from the beginning. I can at least admit fault there. However, YOU were the one who escalated. You were the one who verbally slapped me in the face. You wanna know why I blocked you? Because I would have returned fire a hell of a lot harder. Think about ...how angry and hurt you were when I said something I didn't know would hurt you that much. I can be a hell of a lot meaner when I'm trying, and since we've talked so much, I imagined a hundred nasty retorts within the first few moments. But, since it was never MY intention to hurt you, I shut you out instead. Can't hurt you when I can't see you, right? Sounds a little bit like Elsa to me. 
23802380. #303 The truth is I'm really insecure, to the point that when a guy is interested in me, I rarely take their interest to be sincere, even if they give me no reason to think otherwise. 4 years ago, my first "boyfriend" played me like a fool and already had a girlfriend. I was wondering why he'd come to my soccer game only to cheer for the other team... According to him, he was just cheering on his... "best friend. They'd known each other since they were young." When I found out that they were actually going out for almost 2 years, I winded up cutting off contact with him and becoming friends with the girlfriend (I would, I know) until she found some old text where he called me cute and flipped out on me. When we played soccer against each other the next season, she attempted to beat me up (mostly just hair pulling and punching). Anyway, I'm not tiny/weak (not saying that if you're tiny you're weak! this girl was tiny and did her damage) but although I didn't come out really physically hurt, I was traumatized emotionally from the experience and didn't attempt to actually be with someone until years later. So now every time a guy likes me, the confident side of me says, "He should be into me. I'm awesome" and the insecure side of me thinks, "This is so transparent-clearly this is some big joke on me." I wish I didn't feel so scared and think I'm getting played for an idiot constantly. I wish I didn't feel like guys are playing a joke on me. I'm ashamed to say that because I should be secure enough with myself to not think it's April Fucking Fools constantly. I know it's a little unfair but I actually think that guys plot these whole plans in their minds to mess with girls. While some guys do prey on girls' emotions, the majority of them don't go this far and probably wouldn't express interest as merely a ploy. Gahhhhh.See More 
23812381. #297 "Dear Boy, 
23822382. #294 I was too lazy to go find a microwave, so I warmed up my tupperware dinner on the heater. 
23832383. #289 "It had been a while since I signed into Spotify; I did, today, and since we’ve followed each other, I saw your most recent playlist. January 8th, the day after we broke up. Four songs, called “Freedom.” 
23842384. #282 I'm having some serious issues with depression, and I don't know what to do. Every time I try and talk to people about it, they try and say I have no right to be depressed. Maybe I don't deserve to be, but, Jesus Christ, I can't stop thinking this way. You all make it sound like you can just turn it off, but maybe I can't. I've been bottling it up for all these years, and it's starting to force its way out. Help. 
23852385. #281 "Put on a good face. Don't let them see how sad you've been. Don't let them know what a failure you've been. Laugh off mistakes like shaking off water. They don't know you've been crying in your room. 
23862386. #278 Life is horrible. Death is even more horrible. Never having existed would have solved both problems. How is that not a strong argument against having children? 
23872387. #276 I disowned my parents the other day and I could not be happier. I feel so freaking free. 
23882388. #271 "For some bizarre reason, I really do believe that all my problems would instantly disappear if only I were attending Princeton instead of Cornell. This initially seems like an irrational thought, but, I don't know-- it just seems so much better. No Greek system means none of the smarmy, insufferable social climbing so ubiquitous at Cornell. Yes, there are eating clubs, but you could just si...gn-in to Terrace or something. They're closer to NYC, which means you could go every weekend if you want. It's like living in NYC without having to have the problems of living in NYC. 
23892389. #267 When it's cold, I just let my hair grow out. Extra warmth, chyaknow? Extra shirt pair of socks, trousers and a vest for me. Then I wax in the summer months and save the hair for a rainy day. 
23902390. #263 My apartment mates are so inconsiderate. Next time you go somewhere I wanted to go to and don't invite me, please refrain from rubbing it in my face. Thanks. 
23912391. #255 Sometimes I wonder if my friends realize that my destructive behavior we joke about is just an expression of my sometimes scarily strong suicidal tendencies 
23922392. #251 I really just want to get to know you better. Sorry I'm awkward and a little quiet, I'm just nervous because you're honestly the coolest person I've ever met. But next time I see you, it'll be different 
23932393. #247 "I think I'm just wrong about everything all the time. My impressions of people suck and I misconstrue most situations. 
23942394. #245 "I want to feel butterflies again. 
23952395. #241 I'm a CS 3110 TA. In several semesters of TAing the class, I've never seen a class that collectively whined so much until last Fall. You're at an Ivy League university with a highly ranked CS department. We can't give you the answers in office hours, we can't extend (easy) projects because you can't handle the curriculum. Last semester we passed a lot of people we shouldn't have. This semester we won't be. We've been told we cannot do this again and this semester we will fail people that don't know the material. If you can't get it without us telling you how to step by step, pick a new major, you won't pass in this one. 
23962396. #237 I think it took you going home for February break to realize how much I really like you. I miss you. 
23972397. #235 Right when I was going to let you in, you left. 
23982398. #234 I have many different friend groups. I get to see them all and get to hang out quite frequently with them. yet despite all this, I feel so alone. I am able to talk about deeper things like the meaning of life and of love and of my wants and dreams with them on many different levels. But I never feel like I am completely understood. I never feel like I get to know all of each friend as I... wish I could. I want to be able to see people for who they truly are behind any barriers or walls they put up....I want people to see me. I want to be truthful. But I don't know if I completely know myself.... Some days I just sit in buildings like Physical Sciences or Olin and just look out the window, people watching. each person I see I know I will never meet, yet I still wonder where they are going, who they will be meeting up with, what they want to do with their life, etc... Yet I am only able to see a glimpse of their life in front of me... I just want someone who will do this with me. Who wonders. Who questions. Who wants to know who these people are that we will never be able to meet. I just don't want to feel alone amongst a crowd. Does anyone else at Cornell experience these feelings? I feel like so many people are so well put together, while I just listen to the same sad songs on loop all night. On the outside I am a very happy outgoing person. I have a very active social life, and am very dedicated to my work, always am busy. Yet I stil end up finding time to lay around on my bed and just stare up at the ceiling wondering, Who am I? What is life all about? I care very much about people and am always there for them, but where are my friends who are there for me? Sorry for the rambling... I am having a somewhat sad reflective kind of night. Im tired of the friends that know I feel this way telling me to talk to gannett or professionals. That isn't what I want. I want to feel connected to my friends. I want them to accept me for who I am. I want to know who they are without any barriers. I want them to do for me what I am always ready to do for them....That is my solution. I want that support. that community. Where are you Cornell?See More 
23992399. #225 I'd be down for you to chew up a weed brownie, then kiss me and put the weed brownie in my mouth and continue playing weed brownie hot potato. 
24002400. #218 I think about what you did to me every day and I can't help but still wish you were my best friend. 
24012401. #202 I always go on here to see if the girl I like writes something about me ahahah 
24022402. #201 The fact that that group chat of my friends from home exists and I'm not a part of it kills me. Guess they never did give a shit about me after all. 
24032403. #192 I know you love me - why don't you just say it? 
24042404. #187 I anonymously made Valentines Day goodie bags for everyone in my section of Baker Tower. I hope they appreciate them and know that someone does love them today. 
24052405. #183 To the guy screaming into the gorge at 2am on Thursday night about his girlfriend leaving and/or cheating...sorry it's Valentine's Day bro, but law students have serious work to do. Go yell somewhere else. 
24062406. #179 I wish I could tell my first semester TA today, in spirit of Valentine's Day, that I've had a crush on him since the first day of discussion last semester. If only he thinks the same way about me... 
24072407. #163 Last year someone asked me to be their Valentine and I told them no... 
24082408. #158 I take creepy to a whole new level. Just finished looking at your mom and sister's facebook profiles and I still look at yours even though we're not even friends on it anymore so I can't see any thing but the basics. I wonder if you ever even think of me anymore. It's not that I want to be with you; we were pretty bad together. But I wonder if I made even the slightest impact on your life. C...learly I cared in the end more than you did, but the thought of me being just another insignificant face in your life torments me. I can't stand the thought of meaning nothing. Even if your thought is, she was a cool girl, I hope you think it. I hope you remember me even though I'm supposed to hate you for how you treated me in the end.See More 
24092409. #153 I was finally going to ask a girl out for Valentine's Day, but now I've gotten really sick. I feel like I've lost my only chance now. 
24102410. #144 I wish I could just approach people who speak spanish and have a talk, but I am afraid they will think I am a weirdo. I was raised in Latin America so I miss speaking my language. 
24112411. #134 To the guy who was holding a bouquet of roses today in Olin around 1:30 p.m., you're so cute! I hope whoever those were for realizes how lucky she is! 
24122412. #130 i'm in a great relationship right now, but i am very insecure. i'm afraid that it's too good to be true and i will be dumped or cheated on when i really have no reason to feel that way 
24132413. #125 "There is this girl that eats breakfast at Becker the EXACT time I eat breakfast (for like the last two/three years). And it's weird because I'll be late to breakfast sometimes and those days, she is late too. And it sucks...because your pretty and I want to say ""Hi"" and maybe we could eat breakfast together one day and I could finally ask about those purple streaks in your hair. 
24142414. #122 Anyone else out there lucky enough to say they're spending Valentines Day with the girl of their dreams? I am! SUCK IT HATERZ 
24152415. #117 To the *marginally* attractive bitch walking around with a nose-in-the-air attitude who was too good to talk to me at that party - you look like a fish. 
24162416. #111 It's winters like these that always make me regret choosing Cornell over Stanford. 
24172417. #110 I still think about you late at night. I miss being around you. 
24182418. #102 My mom is constantly calling me asking how college is going. She is from Indiana. I am from Indiana as well. Because she is so far away she cannot check up and visit me. I tell her things are going well but in reality I am having sex almost every night and then drinking until I can no longer be conscious. It is so fucking awesome to be banging all of these pretty ladies (i have my mind set o...n one though don't think that I'm some womanizing manwhore that will do anything for a peek at a woman's nipples (but i do enjoy them)). I wonder if my mom did the same thing in college and knows that there is more going on than just me being 'okay'. I mean come on I go to school in upstate new york (fuck Hamilton College and fuck Colgate am I right). I feel like a syracuse student but actually smarter than a syracuse student because while they just have sex with one another and party i have sex with one another and party and also study (last semester I got a 3.0)See More 
24192419. #101 I met you the last week of break, and I was not sure if I wanted a relationship then. Now that I do, I did the Facebook-photo flip through and find out you have a boyfriend. Damn, he's a lucky guy. To all the boyfriends out there, relationships are hard, but you should know there are at least 10 boys who would give anything to be in your position 
24202420. #98 I used to be happy. Now, I can't even imagine what that's like. 
24212421. #97 There's a girl who looks like Anna Kendrick in physics consulting... she's soo pretty 
24222422. #82 Walking up the slope, singing "Do You Hear the People Sing" to myself for some reason, suddenly hear someone behind me start singing too. Start alternating verses with the guy as we trek up the slope. Never been so happy to go to physics office hours. 
24232423. #74 I hate it when I see this guy I'm interested in...and I look like total shit. 
24242424. #61 If I could purge a group of people it would be everyone on grindr 
24252425. #59 Goddamnit. I've been watching way too many romantic comedies and now I keep expecting all of this impossible cheesy shit to happen to me. 
24262426. #57 "I used to care what people thought, but now I care more 
24272427. #56 I have recently come out as a transgender but I feel that there is absolutely no transgender community or any transgender support at Cornell. Where my trannys at?? We should all come together and create a transgender club! (We're tired of being grouped with the gays!) 
24282428. #54 I would love if someone told me they liked me-if you like someone, tell them 
24292429. #48 Every now and then you have to remind yourself that you belong here. 
24302430. #47 I think I might be in love with you. But you don't want to date anyone and you never will. You'll never see me as more than a friend. 
24312431. #46 "Ugh idk why I like you so much? I've only hung out with you twice, and both times we were under the influence? 
24322432. #33 My friend is so hot I'd literally love to choke on his cock. 
24332433. #25 You are my biggest support and source of motivation, even if you don't realize it. Thank you. 
24342434. #15 How do I tell him I miss him without sounding desperate/needy? Last thing I need is for him to think I'm a clinger... 
24352435. #10 The semester has barely started, and it's already clear we have an ASSHOLE TA in CS 3410. I am SO f*cking tired of the course staffs of the CS courses having all kinds of egos. Seriously, try messing with the students who just got done with the low-life TA's in CS 3110. Learn to respect your students. SERIOUSLY, F*CK OFF. It's not your job to be a piece of sh*t and make your students feel bad. You are the worst person in the world. Go to hell. 
24362436. #322 Top party places on campus are either the football house, hockey house, or the fraternities live outs. That being said, if you don't belong to any of the above then you probably sit at home by yourself or get high with a handful of friends because you're a nobody! Stop talkin shit just because we don't let weird people like you into our parties 
24372437. #321 to the white guy in my econ 100 8am class you are hot bro 
24382438. #319 I have a foreign exchange student moving into my room. Fuck my life. 
24392439. #318 Pretty sure all the comments about "Gettin with black guys", and girls wanting to be "snow bunnies", are just black dudes pretending to be chicks. No one else is drawing lines between races, as if getting with a black dude/chick is really that different. Its always gotta be a race issue with people like you. Its not like you see other races: white, latino, asian... ect; promoting themselves like that. Damn, quit trying so hard 
24402440. #317 To the sig ep who has a "new girlfriend" and tried to hook up with me last weekend... Not all girls are out to get you. It's obvious you're doing it to yourself. #sorrynotsorry 
24412441. #317 What ever happened to guys having BALLS and asking girls out on a date? Not asking if they want to "come over and watch a movie" and be all awkward. THAT'S NOT WHAT WE WANT! We want a gentleman who is kind like our fathers and treat us right. THERE ARE GOOD GIRLS OUT THERE! 
24422442. #316 i took molly before i went to take a test. i thought i did really good, for being on drugs at least. i got my test back... i didn't answer any questions... 
24432443. #315 Who is that really cute mexican guy from Pearce that always watches tv in the pub? And why is he ALWAYS alone?! 
24442444. #314 Girls if a sig ep boy asks you if you've ever been snipe hunting don't say no, he just wants some ass. 
24452445. #313 Dear person on second floor of Pearce, turn your shitty music down. Thanks, everyone. 
24462446. #312 One time I had to go to the bathroom (poop) and I already started, and them noticed there was no toilet paper in the bathroom, So I had to use my notes to wipe my butt! I think girls bathrooms need to keep up on the toilet paper we go through a lot!!! 
24472447. #311 To the person who said they were scared to sleep with a black guy- do it! It is absolutely amazing. I'm still sore from the other day! 
24482448. #310 Confession: I just walk around campus smokin blunts. Then toss the roach on the president's house. Fuck this school. 
24492449. #309 Your party sucked so I stole all of your glitter glue off your shelf. Thanks. 
24502450. #308 Dear floormate, I'm getting real fucking sick of your shit, and I'm not the only one. You drive us all nuts. 
24512451. #307 There's a guy that people call Carlos, I think his real name starts with a J? I don't know him super well but as far as I know he's a cool guy but he thinks he can't get a girl because he's too nice and because girls like douchebags. This may be true, but what no one tells him is that he can't get a girl because he's weird and creepy. He will stand in a room full of people who are his close friends and never say a word. His laugh is even silent. Why don't you ever talk?? Get off your phone, turn to someone, and make conversation man! 
24522452. #306 There is a girl who works at Swoops name Kayla!!! She is absolutely beautiful. I would love to ask her out on a date. Someone please tag her in a comment below!! 
24532453. #305 Pearce Hall. Stop commenting on this page. You have bad grammar and nobody likes you. 
24542454. #304 My first party here at Eastern was epic. I went to a party with three fine ass chicks and got blacked out drunk. I woke up the next morning next to two fat chicks and a ball gag around my neck. I learned not to party ever again. 
24552455. #303 I’ve always been that shy guy that’s had trouble with women. I never really had a girlfriend, haven’t kissed one in a while, and I’m a virgin. I didn’t help growing up in a small town where people were so closed minded and ostracized you if you weren’t into sports. It’s difficult to be yourself when you have to cater torwards other people’s interests and no one cares what you have to say. At... least when I came here to Eastern, the choices of people have been a lot better. I can be myself, but I feel if you’re not some high status Greek, or do sports, you’re going to have a difficult time. It really sucks because I have put the genuine effort into improving upon myself socially, athletically, and academically. I’ve focused on going to gym at least 4 times a week, dressing better, practiced chivalry/being a gentlemen, and going out of my way to talk to women to get over my shyness and approach anxiety, but I crash and burn a lot. It seems simply putting forward the 100% effort isn’t enough. I don’t really know how a lot of the people here do it. I’ve gone to some house parties and people can just find some random women and treat them like dirt by making out and having sex with them and forget about them the next week. Some of us that aren’t socially adept, like myself have to try a lot harder and put more effort than you. I hate people like you. Am I hopeless? Are there any women out there on campus that enjoys a chill guy that enjoys smoking weed, cares about school, likes to go on solo car cruises listening to loud music, and learn the secrets of the universe? Rant over. I’m probably going to get a lot of criticism and laughs over this, but I feel better venting.See More 
24562456. #302 I think my ca in streeter is really cute.. i think she is on ewu's track and field team!!! she is probably the nicest girl i have ever met in my life.. 
24572457. #297 Honestly so tired of freshman bragging about how bad ass they are, the college experience is about making memories, friends & finding yourself, not seeing how many STDs and felonies you can collect. 
24582458. #296 Tried to sell my iPad 2 on Craigslist, to my surprise a random girl tried to offer me sex for my iPad. Asked for a pic and speak of a 0 out of 10. 
24592459. #294 So there is a guy in Streeter who's in my CPLA class. I see him at the gym all the time and we always make eye contact. He's seems like a really cool guy and I'd give anything to actually meet him. (He wears a shirt that says Chewelah) 
24602460. #288 I'm so glad my roommate does his homework with his headphones in. Wooden chairs aren't the best mufflers for farts... 
24612461. #278 If you aren't drinking right now, chances are you're a geed 
24622462. #274 Shout out to the mom of three kids in my class, who looks like she never even ate a carb, You're fine as fuck!!! 
24632463. #269 the short lightskin girl that lives in pearce is fine as fuck 
24642464. #267 I know this may have been said before but I along with many other ladies really appreciate you gentleman around campus opening up the doors for us. I am pretty sure I have never had to open up a door in the PUB. Way to be awesome guys!!!! 
24652465. #266 Whoever that girl that lives in Streeter 3 floor is hot what's your name !!!! 
24662466. #261 So all of you think you're so cray but when it comes to partying, I know how to do it. One time, when I was wasted, I flushed my fake teeth down the toilet. Let me tell ya, I had a great toothless smile that night! 
24672467. #260 I've always wanted to sleep with a black guy. But I'm scared to. 
24682468. #254 my friend licks all tips that are exposed... 
24692469. #253 Last night, I heard my roommate talk in his sleep. Honestly, that was one of the few times I actually have heard him talk at all... 
24702470. #247 Everytime I see #16 on the football team my heart skips a beat. I wish our paths crossed more often! #quarterback 
24712471. #242 Once you go black you never go back...trust me. #soreashell 
24722472. #236 Just wish the girl in my religion class would notice me 
24732473. #229 #78 on the football team, you are by far the most attractive man on campus. You are the definition of a man.Keep up the good work. 
24742474. #226 My friend and I got caught by a girl checking out yoga pants in the Pearce elevator today. Thank you for that silent exchange of laughs. 
24752475. #224 To the girl in the gym at about 2:00 today (2/7) wearing grey yoga pants and a yellow shirt. You have the most amazing ass I have ever seen on a girl. 
24762476. #212 I just recently met a cute guy there and he is fine as hell I know her reads this crap so hey there sexy 
24772477. #209 I think that this is probably pretty much the worst idea EWU has ever had 
24782478. #207 There is this girl I met in RCLS 201 that seems really nice. She always helped me when I miss days and tell me about homework. I see her some days when I get food at Baldy's. Now only if I just knew how to go about asking her out to lunch... 
24792479. #202 My first week in the dorms I came across a guy on my hall passed out face down shirtless on the floor at 3 am. I helped him up and into his room. When he asked me who I was, I told him I was God and walked out. He hasn't made eye contact with me since. 
24802480. #195 I hated going there so much. The girls are all fake and mean. I wouldn't never ever go back 
24812481. #194 There is some tall blonde girl who comes into pi lambda phi almost every weekend acting drunk, making out with randoms. Acting drunk is not cute. Last weekend she came in and made out with a guy upstairs and knocked over our alumni picture frame and it broke. Just throwing it out there, are you easy? I'm very curious 
24822482. #193 I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops. 
24832483. #186 when ever i get drunk or high i want to fuck everything. and i am tripping on shrooms as i write this 
24842484. #182 I silently judge you if you take the elevator to the 3rd floor pub and are able-bodied. 
24852485. #181 To #177, that's because 95% of guys are dumbasses who think with their penis instead of their brain. My girlfriend and I are waiting until marriage and it makes us have a way stronger relationship than almost anyone I know, so you just need to find a guy who will wait for you, because he'll be a keeper and will treat you right. Just keep your hopes up! 
24862486. #177 This site solidifies my fear of not being able to find a guy who is attracted to a girl who doesn't party or put out before marriage. 
24872487. #174 When I was a freshman I made a mental list of the top bathrooms at Eastern due to location and traffic. Topping the list were the Visitors Center and Showalter 3rd Floor. 
24882488. #171 My coworker is Mexican, and I'm okay with that. But sometimes he hates on me for being white and I'm not okay with that... because I'm Asian. 
24892489. #170 Ive masturbated while my roommate was sleep. 
24902490. #169 I farted on my roommates pillow when he was in class because hes been an ass lately. 
24912491. #162 At Denzel Johnson....sometimes I think about where we would be now if we had kept up our secret little evening visits. I regret nit getting wth you when I had the chance. 
24922492. #158 Alright man lol who is dat dude who plays Bball he wears the mouth guard, sleeve, and has a lebron tatoo lmao 
24932493. #147 That awkward/awesome moment when you go to the library to study and head towards the back of the library to get away from everything and you walk up on 2 girls making out. I can honestly say that I was in shock and speechless so I just turned around and let them get back to business. Now i'm regretting not asking if I could join...lmao I love college! 
24942494. #144 To the women who wear yoga pants... GOD DAAAMN! 
24952495. #138 One night I was at a party. I was talking to this guy and the whole night he told me that if I went home with him I'd have the best night of my life. Literally kept telling me that every 10 minutes... "When you think of the best night of your life, you'll think of me." So I went home with him. First of all he puked, then we got locked out of his house in the cold. Finally when we got in, I sat and waited in his bed for about 10 minutes while he made food and brushed his teeth. He walked into his room, striped to his boxers, turned on a sex playlist, turned off the lights, joined me in the bed, and passed out.... 
24962496. #137 I sit here and read all these dumb ass posts instead of doing anything productive with my life and then later say I didn't have time for my homework. 
24972497. #129 I miss that CRAZY yet sexy Asian CA from Pearce. She got that nice body you wanna make walk funny. 
24982498. #124 People aren't even posting "confessions"...so ill show y'all what one looks like: I went to a signu frat party and hooked up with a guy I thought was hott...only to realize the next morning he was my best friends roommates boyfriend of two years...oops... 
24992499. #119 What if this entire confessions page is a trick to get everyone to spill their dirty secrets then the person behind this page will show messages with names of who said what? Face it, you're all screwed. 
25002500. #116 In reference to #106 , i was referring to the gorgeous black guy on pearce 8th floor. That is all 
25012501. #115 Riding in a elevator with a faculty member who had smell like they were really glad marajuana was now legal. So strong in fact, my short ride resulted in some Doritos binging...Coincidence? 
25022502. #109 One night my roommate was so fucked up she went to shower, can back and said "i farted in the shower. Someone was in there and i didn't give a fuck" 
25032503. #103 Two years ago, I woke up from a blackout on New Years Day on the Red Turf in a sleeping back with this really hot guy. Drunk self never disappoints me. Needless to say, the 50 yard line has experienced my vinegar strokes! 
25042504. #99 When I'm famous--I will NOT be speaking words of thanks or praise about EWU. This school is a joke. 
25052505. #98 Wolf pack? More like slut pack... You guys don't run anything but the whore house on the top of Pearce. 
25062506. #97 To the girl that sang and played guitar in Pierce Hall in the stairwell at the beginning of the year.. Who is that angel?! She needs to be up there more!! 
25072507. #92 I played pranks on my own fraternity blacked out and when it would go to far I would cover it up to make it look like another fraternity did it. Sorry guys! 
25082508. #88 It never fails to amaze me how 95 percent of the girls here go for the douchebag guys. Open your eyes ladies. 
25092509. #80 who else has farting problems on those treadmills at the rec?! 
25102510. #78 S/o to the man with the slutty roommate in Pearce 1112 ... Oh wait. 
25112511. #74 S/o to the girl on the 11th floor that always shows of her fat tummy, and thunder thighs "because imma bad bitch". Grow up, get style, and learn to respect yourself, and other will do the same. 
25122512. #68 The long brown haired tan cheerleader and the blonde curly haired cheerleader that are always together are fine as fuck. #threesome?? 
25132513. #67 Someone on the 11th floor of Pearce had relations with a football player that her roommate is in love with. 
25142514. #62 This page reminds me of the burn book in the movie mean girls... ridiculous. 
25152515. #61 seems like girls from ewu will never get married or lie to their future husbands a lot because guys don't want wives that have been ran through! 
25162516. #52 To the 12th floor girls of Pearce: You do not need to come back at 3am screaming and calling each other a bitch at the top of your lungs during the week day... even during the day... no wonder you're not at home...I couldn't stand you either 
25172517. #46 Stalkers on campus watchout! 
25182518. #44 There's a house of girls here known as the "hot girls club". These girls are not only rachet as fuck but probably the most bammer skanks I have ever seen. 
25192519. #41 One day I missed my class to follow behind an international student across campus because I had never smelled a man that smelled that divine before. 
25202520. #28 I want to walk around campus with a video camera so I can see how may people act like idiots when I walk by. 
25212521. #27 Every time I walk across campus, I can't help but stare at all the nice asses of girls wearing yoga pants. Yoga pants are the best thing ever, except when girls who SHOULDN'T WEAR TIGHT FITTING CLOTHING wear them. 
25222522. #25 I think the hispanic boy (who is very fair skinned) that is a checker at safeway is sooooo bomb! Sometimes i go to safeway just to buy misc. Items in hopes of starting conversation. 
25232523. #21 I hooked up with a guy in the parking lot of a party. Dont remember anything but when i woke up the next day i had "cement burns". For almost 2 months I had to wear band-aids and neosporin on my knees. 
25242524. #18 I fucked a girl during one of Cheney's power black-outs behind Safeway in between the wall and dumpster. Woke up with scraped knees, and bloody fingers. Noticed blood in my pubes and on my balls too, but no blood on my dick since she gave me head after I tapped it... Nasty. Most awkward moment of my life was a year later when I saw her again at a coffee stand my friend drove through before a football game, she jumped back from the window when she saw me haha 
25252525. #17 I always take notice of all the MRS degrees enrolled in fall quarter, then silently laugh to myself winter quarter when they are all gone. 
25262526. #15 Here's to christening the stairwell in JFK! 
25272527. #14 One time I saw this AOÏ€ be fat. 
25282528. #11 I blacked out and apparently set off all the emergency stations while running through campus singing "super bass" by nicki minaj. 
25292529. #10 I've seen a picture of a bunch of Sig Eps standing together naked with empty fifths over their dicks. Gay? Yes very. 
25302530. #1115 my roommate and I are on good terms, but he never leaves the room unless its for class, and i mean never. Problem is he has the same class schedule as me. My girlfriend I are always in her room and when her roommate is their and we want alone time, how do I get him to leave without being rude? 
25312531. #1114 It's really shitty that my ex-girlfriend slept with my roommate while we were still together, but I hate it even more that they can't see how happy I am with my new girlfriend because I blocked both of them on from my Facebook. 
25322532. #1113 I don't think that there is such a thing as "White Privilege". People make up stuff just so they can feel warm and fuzzy inside by making excuses. Whites are every bit as equal as blacks and other races. Are there old white men in office? yes. Are they going to get out of office soon because they are old? Yes. Times are changing and people need to realize that and quit hating on whites. 
25332533. #1112 I'm terrified of using public restrooms. I don't identify as trans, but I don't dress in a cis way. Whenever I use the bathroom for the gender I identify with, I get glared at, and sometimes get asked to leave. I'm also scared of what might happen if I use the bathroom for the gender I dress as and being found out. 
25342534. #1111 Sorry for silently farting on the crowded elevator down to Simmons dinning. For some reason, I was just excited for dinner and couldn't keep it in. 
25352535. #1110 You can tell if a girl at a party goes to MIT or not... 
25362536. #1109 I think I may have unintentionally screwed Bon Appetit out of a hundred dollars or so. I feel great. 
25372537. #1108 you are stronger than you realize. your strength is not your ability to hit balls out of the park. it's not how many KO's you get in the ring. it's not your pset score. it's not the number of friends you have. it's not your charisma, it's not whether or not you have a UROP, it's not whether you're working on a super cool project, it's NONE OF THAT. 
25382538. #1107 I hate myself for how desperate I've become. Although I've tried to stop, it seems like at any given time I'm either complaining about being single or devising a plan to go after some guy. How did I even get this pathetic and needy? 
25392539. #1106 I honestly can't understand why everyone is so obsessed with Frozen. I mean, I thought it was a pretty good movie, but other Disney movies like The Lion King, Mulan, and The Little Mermaid, had more interesting plots, better songs, and much more innovative ideas. 
25402540. #1105 I wish guys would ask girls on dates more often 
25412541. #1104 Whenever I'm in a big lecture, I can't help but look at all the people seated in the room and think how there's got to be someone in that room who would be perfect for me. How I could be in such close proximity to someone who could be so special to me. How somewhere in that room I could find love. 
25422542. #1103 On the subject of pet peeves in lecture... I hate it when kids who sit on their laptops all class and aren't paying attention waste everyone's time by interrupting the professor to ask a question that was just asked or directly answered 5 minutes ago. Ask someone next to you or accept that if you aren't paying attention you submit your right to ask questions and distract the rest of us. 
25432543. #1102 I don't walk around and tell people that I am a first generation and I have been working really hard to get straight As at MIT. When people approached me saying how they punted the psets and still managed to get an A and used personal relationships to get a great internship, it just made me upset. But when I think of all the things that my family has done to put me into this school, I can't ask for more. 
25442544. #1101 I find it incredibly hard to believe that anyone might feel that their relationship to me has any meaning to them. Other people make me happy -- is there more to relationships than just that? Whenever someone tells me that they do value our relationship, that I am a good friend, etc. I think they're just trying to comfort the emotionally stunted shell of a human I am and don't mean it. 
25452545. #1100 If a Chinese person can be offended for being grouped with "asians," I can be offended for being called white. 
25462546. #1099 Does anybody have a good contact at MIT Mental Health? I visited today but left feeling worse than I arrived - does anybody know of a particular person to consult with who is actually sympathetic? If not, do you know of anyone in the area who would be good to talk to? 
25472547. #1098 I'm not okay with my sexuality, but there's no way to change it, as much as I try to force myself to. I know there are lots of resources here, but I still feel incredibly alone. 
25482548. #1097 My biggest pet peeve is when people sit at the edges of big lecture halls and leave empty middle seats. Others will have to awkwardly step over you to get in the middle or settle with crappier seats. It's a lose-lose situation for everyone when people do this! 
25492549. #1096 It's my last semester at MIT and everyone seems to consider that I already belongs to the past... 
25502550. #1095 I am already two weeks behind in all of my classes, sick, confused emotionally, and I'm sure everyone I know is tired of hearing it but I feel so helpless and I can't stop bawling like a little baby. 
25512551. #1094 I want to move from my living group but I can't. I am trapped because I feel like I couldn't make new friends in the place I would move to because the social groups are already formed (and to step in halfway in the year would mean I stay lonely). My choices are to be lonely with my 'friends' or move and still be lonely. 
25522552. #1093 I hate everyone. People just piss me off. Sometimes I can't stand to be around anyone. 
25532553. #1092 is it a bad idea to ask out a girl on my floor? 
25542554. #1090 I started up a pseudo relationship with a another girl while I was with my long time girlfriend. My girlfriend eventually found out and I stopped talking to the girl. But I can't stop thinking about her even though it's been almost a year since we last talked. I miss her and keep thinking that she's the one I'm supposed to be with, and that I've made a huge mistake. I just wish I knew if she felt the same way about me as I felt about her. I loved her with all my heart, but I'm afraid the love was one sided. I know she cared for me, but if I knew she loved me then maybe I can find the courage to follow my heart 
25552555. #1089 On the CPW hosting application, I find it strange that there are so many choices for "Sexual Orientation/Gender Identity" and yet I'm forced to choose only one "Racial/Ethnic Identity"... 
25562556. #1088 I get really annoyed by my friends sometimes. I mean I think they're wonderful people and I enjoy hanging out with them, but they all have some habits or say certain things that just annoy the crap out of me. My brother thinks I don't have any friends because I complain about them all the time. But really I complain to him so I won't accidentally complain to the actual person. Is it normal to feel this way or am I just a jerk? 
25572557. #1087 Every time me and my roommate get drunk we end up making out. No homo. 
25582558. #1085 I am not sure why only the girls in ring premiere are being slammed. I didn't like their behavior at the event either but there were plenty of absolutely drunk guys who were shouting like the most uncivilized ones and using vulgar words and what not. My ear drums are safe - it's a surprise. I found them very very disturbing too. 
25592559. #1081 I haven't shown up to my UROP in weeks because I'm terrified of talking to anyone there and facing their disappointment at my failures. It just took me over an hour to remember how to do dumb stuff with logarithms and algebra. I can't focus of my own will anymore. I'm on too many medications and want to quit them, but I'm afraid that then I'll actually lift my legs all the way off the ground when I lean over high railings. And I'm a hopelessly selfish and shitty girlfriend. 
25602560. #1079 I think I'm almost as sad not being single on Valentine's Day as I always was being alone. What's wrong with me. 
25612561. #1078 I jerk off. 
25622562. #1077 My parents didn't hesitate to pay for my brass rat. How obvious is income disparity amongst students? 
25632563. #1076 Why do we even have the mobile Stellar site... Its only purpose is to cause me frustration as i have to bypass it to get to the desktop version kn my phone. Get a course 6 and FIXIT. 
25642564. #1075 When did everyone agree that people who don't like constant lewdness are to be stoned for "slut-shaming"? What is this? Since when is it acceptable (not even just acceptable, defensible!) to show up to things other than frat parties as a drunk cat? 
25652565. #1074 For some reason, it really bothers me when people (guys and girls) show up to class consistently in athletic equipment (sweatpants, basketball shorts, etc). I totally get it if it is once in a while; we all have hard weeks. But if you do it every day, it makes me think that you're a bit of a slob. 
25662566. #1073 I spend more time playing Candy Crush than eating meals. 
25672567. #1072 Today, I learned how to draw a cube. 
25682568. #1071 I prefer to work on my own because I'm afraid my friends will realize that I'm not actually smart if I work with them. 
25692569. #1070 I take off my pants when I'm alone in my room because it's so hot in there. And I wish it were acceptable to walk around the hall without pants because it's kind of annoying to have to quickly put on pants every time someone knocks on my door or when I have to go to the bathroom. 
25702570. #1069 I am a girl and I agree with #1059. I firmly believe that the fundamental principles of the MIT community and tradition do not support hordes of girls showing up to one of the biggest "school spirit" events as if they were going to a brothel. 
25712571. #1068 A lot of sophomores are deciding about what type of gold brass rat to get but I can barely afford the ultrium. 
25722572. #1067 I am a 20 year old female virgin, and I just masturbated to a Richard Dawkins lecture. 
25732573. #1066 I miss being as close to people as I was in high school 
25742574. #1064 I'm against slut shaming and all, but damn. Some of these girls just don't know charisma... 
25752575. #1063 2016 ring premiere was a joke and not even a funny one. 
25762576. #1062 Long distance relationships are really hard, but I refuse to let her go. She means too much to me to let her slip away. 
25772577. #1061 Sometimes I like to show up on campus and jack off in the admin buildings. 
25782578. #1060 Extremely disappointed by the ring premiere. No organization, no maturity, and nothing was taken seriously. Ring committe: you wasted our time completely; if you have no idea on how to keep people quiet and organize these things don't become a part of it. 
25792579. #1058 I am severely depressed. I have sought out professional help from mental health on campus and other outside pros., but they are completely useless. I am completely isolated and unable to find come up with reasons to not go to sleep in the near future. 
25802580. #1057 I think I'm falling in love with a guy but I don't know if he could ever think of me that way. Despite the Simmons stereotype, he's a fantastic person to talk to, is a math major (awwwww yeah ), loves guitar and music, sings like an angel, has this adorable baseball cap collection... But he has so many friends that are girls, I doubt he'd ever pay attention to me that way. I don't even care any more, I just have to tell someone how I feel. I'm in love with him. Should I ask him out? I'm thinking Valentine's day. 
25812581. #1056 I think I might be bisexual. I'm in a really committed heterosexual relationship-- and I don't want to change that! I have no clue where to go from here or how to figure out if I am actually bi, if I should tell anyone, etc.... 
25822582. #1055 too many times i've been disappointed and had to tell myself, "it is what it is". 
25832583. #1054 I never know how to respond when people say: "Wow! you must be so smart!" when they find out I go to MIT. I hate hearing that. I'm not even sure if I'm smart or not. I was just an ambitious over-achiever back in high school who was lucky enough to have the opportunity to study here. I'm sure there are lots of smarter kids out there who deserve to be where I am right now. 
25842584. #1053 You bet I pick my nose all the time. 
25852585. #1052 I have no idea how to make new friends. The friends I have now are the ones I made in freshman year, and I feel stuck with them. I've realized that they're not the best influences on me, and I'm not close with any of them except maybe one or two. I always thought that if I had bad friends, I could just change them, but I have no idea how to do that, especially in the middle of the year. 
25862586. #1051 A perfectly ok day ends with me breaking down and crying and I don't know why. I really just want to cuddle with someone right now but most people can't handle that and the one person I really want to cuddle with doesn't seem to realize how much I need him. 
25872587. #1050 I told a girl I loved her, fucked her, then dropped her. I've done it 4 times this semester. 
25882588. #1049 I hate liking someone and not going for him because I'm shy and afraid of becoming just "a hook up" 
25892589. #1048 Anna's needs to learn what a damn quesadilla is. 
25902590. #1047 My netflix binges are usually a sign that I'm depressed. 
25912591. #1046 I can't stand it when people talk about nothing but the glory days at MOP, Mathcounts, Physics Camp, etcetera. Please. I know it was a big part of your high school career, but I'm sick of being left out of conversations that I know nothing about. 
25922592. #1045 Where can I find the people who don't feel the need to get raging drunk every night? Bragging about how fucked up you got or will get should not be impressive. 
25932593. #1044 it's hard to find other men to date when flamboyancy is a major turn-off where my discrete men at? 
25942594. #1043 I think I might be asexual. 
25952595. #1042 i stole someone phone just to return it and see them 
25962596. #1040 Girls, avoid double penetration if you can. Things can get messy. 
25972597. #1039 I love giving my boyfriend head. 
25982598. #1038 I'm a guy and as much as I want to ask my girlfriend if she'll have anal with me, I'm scared to death that she'll agree and whip out a strap-on. 
25992599. #1018 i wanna have anal so badly but all the girls ive asked said no 
26002600. #1037 I put my brass rat on my penis. 
26012601. #1035 I used to be proud to tell my friends and family truthfully that I had never been hazed by my fraternity, and I'm sad I won't be able to do that anymore. 
26022602. #1034 If you're not Idina Menzel or a Log, stop belting 'Let it Go'. It's not working for you. 
26032603. #1033 Sometimes I feel like public approval is a factor for my happiness, but it tears me apart when the general consensus conflicts with my personal desires. 
26042604. #1032 Dreamt about you today... I woke from the nightmare. Thank goodness you're gone now. I'm moving on with my life. 
26052605. #1031 I love it when my girlfriend fingers my butthole 
26062606. #1030 I can't stop watching the video of that deer farting. 
26072607. #1029 I know your Facebook posts come from Reddit. Stop trying to deny it. 
26082608. #1028 i met an MIT boy over the summer. We don't even live in the same timezone, but I totally fell for him. 
26092609. #1026 That Pocahontas meme of her waving "Bye Bitch" has never been so applicable until now. Bye, bitch 
26102610. #1025 Your smile. Those eyes. Yes. Just. Yes. 
26112611. #1024 The only final I had fall semester was 18.02, so I pretty much used all my time to study for it. 
26122612. #1023 Waited till November, still got my heart broken. And I was the senior... 
26132613. #1022 I'm think I'm going to get back together with my abusive ex because I don't have friends. 
26142614. #1021 I got my dick sucked at work today- It was glorious 
26152615. #1020 Sometimes I forget to wash my hands after I pee, but then I tell myself that urine is sterile and move on with my life. 
26162616. #1019 it took me forever to realize our mascot's name is Tim because its MIT backwards. #smart 
26172617. #1018 i wanna have anal so badly but all the girls ive asked said no 
26182618. #1017 A couple months ago, I started talking to a girl and eventually we started hooking up. In the beginning, I did it purely because I hadn't gotten any in a while and was lonely. When I got my fix, I stopped talking to her. It was only then I realized that I had developed feelings for her and now I miss her. I regret pushing her away so much, and I don't know what to do. 
26192619. #1016 If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it. 
26202620. #1015 Does anyone else get hated on for going to MIT by people at home? Fuck that noise. It drives me insane. 
26212621. #1014 This no meal-plan thing for IAP is complete bullshit. It's not as if the on-campus options are any good. Some of us don't have kitchens in our dorm, you know... 
26222622. #1013 I don't know what's scarier: The fact that I have to fall asleep for the next 365 days before it's a new year, or the fact that I have to wake up 365 times. 
26232623. #1012 The only reason I go to class is to show off my cute outfits. 
26242624. #1011 I keep thinking about your hands traveling underneath my shorts and your lips on mine and your body pushing and layers of clothes disappearing. If you miss it too, say something, because I've decided that in 2014 I'm giving up on you. 
26252625. #1010 I have honestly tried to watch Doctor Who and I really hate it. I think that it is not even worth a minute of Spielberg's Back to the Future, a true classical masterpiece compared to this psychedelic crap that has the masses swooning as if it's 1984 or a Ray Bradbury classic. Please don't give me this "it's only your opinion" crap, because I am already aware of the 99% of people who are reading this who have been brainwashed with this utterly horrid show. Go read some Charles Dickens or something for a change. 
26262626. #1009 I want to buy a vibrator but I'm afraid my boyfriend will find it and hate me. 
26272627. #1008 After 1.5 years at MIT, I am, for the first time, SO EXCITED for next semester/IAP/the rest of my time here: I am taking awesome classes, in a major I love, and surrounded by awesome people. Everything rocks. 
26282628. #1007 The highest grade I've received in a technical course at MIT is a C. I feel like I'm at the end of my road. 
26292629. #1000 I just really want to be confession #1000 
26302630. #977 I'm alright most of the time. But there are times when everything is just far too much: all the homework, keeping up my long distance relationship, and still trying to be somewhat social so I don't lose the couple good friends I have? Add trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. I feel like I'm just barely skimming along, getting what I need done but letting anything not on the top of my priority list just be forgotten. I sometimes feel there is no winning. 
26312631. #975 I'm the person who leaves huge shits on the Maseeh 5 girl's bathroom 
26322632. #964 I don't think I've ever fallen lower than this...I'm terrified, a wreck of pounding heart and clenched stomach, and I'm failing miserably at caring about classes. Or anything. And I know that talking it out is probably the only way out, but I feel too sick. 
26332633. #955 I am really upset with the lack of east campus representation in the class of 2017 student government and I live in Next House 
26342634. #942 I recently started asking my bf to try choking me, then tying me up, gagging me and blindfolding me during sex. He really enjoys it and so do I. I've started watching excessive amounts of bondage porn too. I've never really judged people based on what they do, alone, with the person or person(s) they feel most comfortable with, and I know that a lot of you don't either, but if you know anything about human psychology, what do you think this says about our states of mind? sometimes I catch myself thinking "wow, this is kind of sick.... why do I find this enjoyable?" 
26352635. #924 a confession of mine: Some people say that they find it intimidating to be here. With all the expectations on their shoulders and with an environment of brilliant people, how is it possible for ordinary people like them to cope, they w...onder. I guess I consider myself an ordinary guy here too I guess. But instead of intimidating me, this environment inspires me. 
26362636. #916 I hate fighting with my boyfriend. He's too wonderful... 
26372637. #887 Does anyone else have a huge crush on Adam Hartz????? 
26382638. #883 I can't tell if I'm not working hard enough or if I actually can't get understand things as easily as everyone else, and honestly I don't even know which one I'd prefer it to be. I feel like I'm working hard... but how can one know? I think I'm working harder than I did in high school, but did I even work hard in high school at all? How do I know when I'm giving something my best? 
26392639. #880 My roommate hasn't showered since Saturday... 
26402640. #867 I don't have any me time here. I'm in love with someone across the country. All I do lately is complain. I wish I was happier and more motivated. I know being an mit student is a big deal, but sometimes I wish I went to an easier school to be a superstar again. 
26412641. #866 I think I finally found somebody for me, but we are so buried in psets and activities its impossible to see each other. I'm afraid by the time we see each other next, the interest will have faded on the other end 
26422642. #855 I think the reason I don't want to date, or fall in love is because I believe there exist no such person that would make me happy. 
26432643. #853 I just want someone to cuddle with, but I feel like a creepy old guy. 
26442644. #831 When I went to another University's gym over the summer, I would wear a MIT T-shirt while I was working out to give me an excuse for not being as strong as the other guys. 
26452645. #784 I'm a guy and I love the cheesy romantic things... long walks by the river at sunset, picnic in the park, kissing in the rain, riding the handlebars, good morning/good night beautiful texts, flowers (especially hand-picked wildflowers that I can put in my hair!) .... honestly if it's cheesy and romantic and in almost every "chick-flick"... you name it, and I'll love it. Please tell me that there exists girls at MIT that secretly enjoy doing these cheesy things for guys like me, and then tell me where to find them! 
26462646. #766 "is it weird that i like interracial dating" 
26472647. #765 "Every time I give someone a creeper stare, I wonder if he/she can actually tell that I'm doing a creeper stare because my eyes are too small." 
26482648. #764 "I'm a prefrosh, and at CPW, I met this other prefrosh, and we became friends. We've been chatting on Facebook since then, and he has no idea how much I'm crushing on him. I think I imagine everything from p-setting with him in a cozy lounge to hanging out with him in our free times around Boston. MIT is obviously intense, and the friendship we have now gives me a great feeling, and I don't ...want to ruin that. I'm gonna wait till we've been in school for a month or two and decide if our workload and schedules are flexible enough for us to hang out often. If so, then I think...I just think I'll tell him how I feel and see where it goes. He's a great person, and he's never close enough to see how freely I smile when we're talking, or omnipotent enough to delve into my mind, where I always hope that he's happy at the same moment I'm thinking of him."See More 
26492649. #761 "Whenever something great happens to one of my friends, I want to be happy for them, but I'm secretly really jealous and I think it shows." 
26502650. #746 "La-di-di-da-di, we like to party, here at MIT, and not at Harvard 'cause they ain't cool" 
26512651. #707 "I would be fine with sleeping my life away if it allowed me to continue the dream I had last night." 
26522652. #706 "One of my best friends in high school stabbed me horribly in the back, and I keep thinking I've found it in myself to forgive her, but I haven't. I still have terrible thoughts about her whenever I see how happy she is now. I used to think "forgive and forget" was easy, until I learned how terrible some kinds of pain can be. " 
26532653. #689 "Will I get rescinded if I get a C second semester senior year?" 
26542654. #650 "I sometimes really wish Facebook went out of fashion. People in real life are so much cooler than their personal internet counterparts." 
26552655. #639 "I'm going to rejuvenate by being perma-high for a week after my last final tomorrow." 
26562656. #634 "There's an undercurrent of extremely poisonous thoughts on this campus, and I find it disgusting. Someone needs to do something about it. 
26572657. #611 "I feel bad about not filling out subject evaluations, but I haven't been to enough lectures to judge any of my classes fairly." 
26582658. #572 "I don't know how to study anymore and it really scares me. I want to do well, and I want to do great things in my field, but it seems like I've hit a wall and can't teach myself any more information. I don't know what to do, and maybe I'm just not as smart as everyone else here appears to be. " 
26592659. #535 "A lot of people here are complaining about boyfriend and girlfriend issues, but I've never had one before. In fact, I've never gone on a date and I don't think any boy has ever even liked me before. I'm worried that when I'm 30, all of my friends will be married and I'll still never have gone out with anyone." 
26602660. #519 "I want a boyfriend. I feel like that's what I really need right now. Really... guys if you like a girl, even if she is your friend, just tell her; you might just be exactly what she needs. Either way... give both of you a chance to be happy " 
26612661. #517 "Somebody is very loudly eating chips on the 8th floor of Barker right now while we're all trying to study in peace. Eat one more chip, fatty. I dare you." 
26622662. #515 "A huge part of me wishes I had ended my doomed relationship so that I could have let my guard down that night and finally allowed myself to be loved by someone who has yet to hurt me..." 
26632663. #513 "I feel guilty if I don't spend any of my free time doing more homework." 
26642664. #500 "I have a boyfriend back home but I just made a huge connection with a guy here. I'm scared to break it off with my boyfriend because I dont want to be alone but then again I want to get closer to this guy." 
26652665. #498 "I have a very serious addiction, but I can't confide in anyone about it because its an addiction to boobs and porn." 
26662666. #478 "I just started dating my first boyfriend at MIT, and it's been absolutely amazing. I think my purity score went down by about 20 points in the past couple of weeks... 
26672667. #437 "I went to Officer Sean A. Collier’s memorial. I am so disappointed. The chief of the MIT Police and Sean’s brother, Andrew, gained my respect, sympathy, and admiration. However, “The Honorable Elizabeth Warren” and “The Honorable Joseph Biden, Jr” have no characteristic to be honored. We went to mourn the loss of an admirable human, not to hear the unfounded, offensive, and racist comments ...that the Vice President had to say. There is no reason to classify other’s ideologies as “perverted” just because they are not the same as ours; there is no reason to insult others and judge them without letting them have a fair trial. “We will not be intimidated” he said; I am tired of hearing that, and besides I am sure that no family member of a person who has been lost in this useless battle wants to hear that, so don’t come to a Memorial with those brainless, overly-used quotes. I would have advised the Vice President not to say anything; I would respect him more if he would have done that. 
26682668. #411 "The only thing MIT is missing is a tv room that has spongebob on 24/7. " 
26692669. #389 "I totally fell for a girl at CPW, and now I'm kind of morbidly hoping that my girlfriend back home finds a guy at one of the admitted students' weekends that she is going to..." 
26702670. #369 "Funny, I thought you people were supposed to be kind and compassionate, not total assholes. " 
26712671. #362 "I wish people would stop complaining about the social skills of MIT students when I'm around. Sorry I decided to come to a school where I fit the stereotype of a socially awkward nerd. The worst part is that I can't even do anything to improve - no one can ever hang out with me because they're always "too busy." " 
26722672. #359 "I wanted to punch you the first time I saw you. " 
26732673. #344 "That moment when you finally admit to yourself that you can't do it all... " 
26742674. #332 "Why did Paus shave his head? His former locks of hair were so luscious and hot...." 
26752675. #316 "I took a three girl's virginities this year. I wonder if any of them were #312. 
26762676. #304 "if you are a girl, single, asian, and ready to mingle like this status " 
26772677. #265 "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you." 
26782678. #257 "To the beautiful asian female in 5.111 with Voorhis who wears the Virginia sweatshirt occasionally, I would love to take you out sometime. Your smile brightens up the room " 
26792679. #246 "Like many others, I ended up falling for my best friend. He liked me too - great right? But now, it's over, and it hurts so much more than any other failed relationship. Word of caution to the "go for it" crew: think about it, real hard." 
26802680. #229 "I'm too busy falling asleep or thinking about sex to actually learn anything in lecture." 
26812681. #216 "I shouldn't have acted like that yesterday. I guess I got carried away and now I'm paranoid as to why you were awake at 5 AM..." 
26822682. #178 "I don't really know why some people walk around campus without shoes on...what am I missing?" 
26832683. #171"Sometimes the posts on this page remind me of my break up and make me wonder (wish?) just a little if he posted one of them... then I saw #169. Whoever you are, we are in exactly the same situation, word for word. It is so, so frustrating." 
26842684. #148 "I wonder if I'll ever get the courage to introduce myself to her. She's rarely in such company that she's unapproachable, and I often find myself in her presence accidentally, but she always look so focused on what's in front of her. I'd love to see if her personality complements her beauty." 
26852685. #133"I really like this guy on my floor. When we were drunk, we both were snuggling and I wanted to kiss him so bad. He didn't remember anything he said to me though " 
26862686. #116"I try to game every girl I meet at some point." 
26872687. #103"everytime I see my ex with another girl, I die a little on the inside. Not because I like him still but because I was his first and he was mine. I am stuck on him. The worst part is that he is a jerk and doesn't realize that he tore my heart up and turned me into a drunk pot head last semester." 
26882688. #90"I often daydream about having sex, sometimes with random guys. It has absolutely nothing to do with them. I just have an overwhelming desire for intimate affection. Hopefully I will have the chance to love again soon.." 
26892689. #73"I think the number of people for whom I've graded their problems sets is greater than the number of people I've hung out while at MIT." 
26902690. #71 "I'm still in love with my friend from back home." 
26912691. #11 "It was me. I let the dogs out." 
26922692. In Etcheverry Hall, there's a student lounge on the second floor that looks just like the scene where the fake interviews for girls who want to become pornstars are filmed: equipped with black leather couch and everything. My boyfriend and I went there tonight, and he interviewed me for a job as a pornstar. I think I nailed it, or the other way around 
26932693. Not so much a confession, but while walking down Hearst today near Oxford, Kevin and I found a Casio watch, the wearer of whom either has a very small wrist or attached the watch to something (maybe their backpack?). If this is yours, message me with a description of the watch, and we can figure out some way to get it back to you. If you know someone who's lost a watch, maybe you can let them know. 
26942694.  America, if you care about our image at all please sign this! https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-justin-bieber-and-revoke-his-green-card/ST1yqHJL 
26952695.  This is a page created for UC Berkeley students to post their anonymous secrets for anything or anyone here at Cal! Let your secrets out, anonymously. http://goo.gl/KLfEQX 
26962696. To the two dumb freshman (asian guy and asian girl) studying in the Unit 2 Conference Room underground (12/17/2013), 
26972697. If you're going to talk about cheating on your Math 1A final, by sitting next to each other (guy sitting to the right of the girl since she's left handed) you probably shouldn't do it in a study room where it's completely silent. Use indoor voices too cause I'm trying to study. K thanks. 
26982698. Being a smooth pick-up artist I am, I went up to a girl in main stacks while she was studying, pulled out a mistle-toe and said YO, can I kiss yoh' vag under the mistletoe?She slapped me, please give me another chance.That asian guy. 
26992699. the worst feeling in the world is suspecting that the guy you're interested in might have feelings for your friend. 
27002700. To the brown guy I met at ATO the other Saturday night: 
27012701. The one with the Armani t-shirt, rolled up jeans and boots.You're extremely cute. I always see you studying at Main Stacks with your big white headphones. Sorry I was that drunk and that stupid, I've never been with anyone who isn't white so I was a little taken back.I really do want to hear more about NYC, please don't think I was blowing you off. Next time I see you at the stacks, notice me eye-fucking you. That blonde from DG 
27022702. To the FPF student who stole my wallet today (Dec. 12): 
27032703. I understand that we don’t all come from similar backgrounds here and maybe things were tight for you. I get that, I really do. Quite honestly, I most likely wouldn’t have been angry if you had taken the $40 cash and just given me at least my room keys and Cal1Card. What I don’t understand is why you didn’t stop to think that maybe this decis...ion wouldn’t just affect you. I hope you know that you making the conscious decision to take my wallet and everything in it not only ruined my day and any chances of studying for finals, but it had a negative impact on most people around me. My parents had to deal with my constant upset phone calls while they were trying to work, my roommate and suitemate had to take time out of their schedule to be available and let me in my own room, my friends had to deal with my bad mood, and the girls in my sorority house had to deal with the noise of me angrily trying to cancel my credit/debit cards as they were trying to study for finals. And not only did your conscious decision have a negative impact on these people, you made sure that I wouldn’t have a positive impact on others. When I woke up this morning, I was convinced I was going to have a good day. Who knows, maybe I would have given a homeless man some spare change or swiped hungry students in with the ID that you took from me, or even just smiled at people walking down the street and brightened their day. But you made sure this didn’t happen. So next time you find someone’s wallet on the ground, think twice about who you are really affecting when you have that choice to make. 
27042704. Sincerely, 
27052705. Everyone who could have had a good daySee More 
27062706. Albert Fang i'm very sorry, but u and i live in a selfish world. we don't live in a utopia. if u lose ur wallet, u can't necessarily expect someone to return it to u. a good solution to this situation would be for u to not have lost ur wallet in the first place. 
27072707. Katy Yuan ^ they said the person stole their wallet 
27082708. Johnathan Swift and now you're having a negative impact on me by preventing me from studying for finals 
27092709. Nallely Beulah Aceves Don't let negativity change your outlook on the world. Instead kill them with kindness. 
27102710. Jamie Temple Nice Albert, way to take all blame from the person who actually took the wallet. A good solution would be to hold people accountable for their actions, not just say "welp sucks for you." Victim-blaming just allows criminals to keep doing what they do. 
27112711. Jacqueline Hernandez So you allowed one single person to have such an impact in your life? I had my credit card stolen once and what I did was cancel it period. Why would I give a jerk the pleasure to hurt me more than they already did? 
27122712. Ryan Williams Girlfriend what the fuck are you doing leaving your wallet unattended like that? Not trying to victim blame, but keeping important things safe is part of being a mature and rational human being. Lesson learned I guess. 
27132713. Albert Fang Jamie Temple, then maybe u should locate the perpetrator and bring him to justice. 
27142714. Jamie Temple LOL way to ignore my point 
27152715. Edward Zhang maybe youre just a condescending person and he thought that you shouldnt have a wallet. 
27162716. Twas the night before finals and all through the town, Not a student was drinking and not a frat made a sound. The adderall popped and the coffee was drank; In hopes that your mind won’t go suddenly blank The guys and chicks depart from their beds, While visions of passing danced ‘round their heads. Crammed cafes and library dates, Regretting the days that you slept in late While out on the campus... there struck a big nerve, Of Asian kids sprinting to mess up the curve. The readings you ignored piled up to the ceiling; Our asses are saved by Wikipedia stealing. Time home for thanksgiving was a bittersweet tease, Come back to find college screwing you on your knees. Facebook and Twitter prove a hefty temptation, Earning your citizenship in the procrasti-NATION Exams handed out, the questions complex; Pray that it’s over like a night of bad sex Eyes begin wandering while we’re crammed in our seats; That one kid is dragged out for trying to cheat Smelly dude next to me, chill bro you’re fine! Lord knows that your grade will be better than mine Hand in the exam, relieved that it’s done; It’s been real but the furthest from fun Four down, one to go, and to all that relate. HAPPY FINALS TO ALL, AND TO ALL PASSING GRADES!!See More 
27172717. To that tall blonde guy in pike. I think you play basketball, I don't think you drink, and I always see you walking around the north-side of campus during the week. You're friend (at least I think he's your friend) Dylan told me that you would be into me. We've officially met once, at an exchange, but I have no idea if you would remember me. I would love a snuggle-buddy for these last couple days of school, and you're a perfect candidate. 
27182718. I hear you're smart . . . so I'll tell you that I'm in DG, I'm brunette, and you have my number (although you've never texted me). Find out who I am, and I'll be waiting 
27192719. Claralyse Palmer Meha Bakshi Gaby DiChiro Denise Stephan Kat Furman Hannah Singh Sarah Ingram Danielle Jarvis Jenny Kirby Kari Thurman Katie Weisenberger Lee Lazar Emily Norris Nikki Saheb Arie Pollock Jessica Quinn Emma Kehlbeck Ellie Schwartz Cat Sullivan Nakta Alaghebandan Patricia Demorest Sarah Singh Lizi Vidar Amy Young 
27202720. To the brunette in Alpha Phi that I brought back to my apartment last weekend: 
27212721. I was blacked out only knew I brought you home because my house-mate saw you on your way out in the morning. I found 2 condoms a couple feet from my trashcan when I finally managed to shake of that raging headache and get out of bed. I also found almost all of the lube in my dresser drawer on my sheets and surrounding ...the bottle on my floor. I literally have no idea what happened, but I thought your name was Laura or Lauren or something like that. I think I got your number, but since I don't know your name, looking though my contacts list doesn't help much. 
27222722. I you remember who I am, and you somehow happen to still have my number, you should hit me up. As fun as it is to not remember a night of nailing a hot sorority girl in my apartment, next time (if there is a next time) I hope we can do it pre-alcohol poisoning? I think some people here would call that rape, but I won't judge you that harshly. With the amount of lube missing from my bottle, I can only hope that we did anal, or at least something crazy. 
27232723. Let me know if we can make this work again. 
27242724. Also, I VERY SLIGHTLY remember you saying something about a boyfriend to me last night. If you are currently in a relationship, I'd call you a pretty fucked up person. But I guess as the old saying goes, if someone's already got dibs on the pussy, just fuck the ass. 
27252725. Talk / see you soon?See More 
27262726. Anyone else feel like their friendships and their relationships with the people around them have just gone to shit lately? A week ago, I was fine. Life was good, wasn't stressing too much, and for the most part, my friendships were pretty good. And then the fire nation attacked. and by that, I mean that my best friend (and roommate) hooked up with my ex (a floor-mate), and I've just sat here a...s it feels like almost every one of my major friendships here is just unraveling and I feel powerless to stop it. I didn't do a good enough job branching out at the beginning of the year (due to just sticking with my now ex), and now that my friendship with someone that I considered my bro has been compromised, I feel as though I have next to no where to turn. The only places that I've really been able to find a consistent source of happiness have been at the gym, at work (which is also the gym), and in the bottom of what was an alcohol-filled cup. For me, I feel like its time to turn a new leaf, and make some new friends. I'll still keep the old ones in my life, but I feel like I need some people that I can actually count on. With it being dead week/finals however, I haven't got a clue as to where to start. Any ideas? Also, anyone else going through a similar deal?See More 
27272727. Heather Brown Don't let messed up people be able to hurt you so badly. You found out he is not your real friend and now you are able to find the people that actually will care about you. Try talking to other people in your hall or join a club next semester. It will be ok. 
27282728. Jesus Garcia Screw that guy. He's not your friend if he does that. There is boundaries u can't cross, at least not that early. But yeah, try to be more social ! Go out more and have fun. Try not to drink, you're Berkeley material. You're smarter than that 
27292729. Seeing females I find attractive and friendly depresses me with a tinge of fear too. It doesn't make sense to me. The attractive part is understandable, but somehow the friendly part makes me feel cheated. Like I wanted to think they were all vicious creatures. But that's false. So it's not intimidation. 
27302730. I force myself to get up at 5 am everyday and jog/cycle outside so I can avoid them. An...d lift in my room--the RSF is absolutely the worst place for me. Too many doing cardio. I sometimes start walking to campus for lecture, but then after noticing a pretty, smiling girl, I turn around and slink back to my room inexplicably demotivated. I often get to-go boxes from Xroads and get back as fast as possible or sit in front of windows. In my room I can finally raise my head and look straight ahead without fear (unless it's buried in a textbook). In fact this RRR week is the best because they're likely studying and not in my view. 
27312731. I wish I were comfortable/not insta-sad in their presence.See More 
27322732. To the hipster guy in the red sweatshirt, black beanie, and big glasses at Pi Kapp's Winter in Waikiki who tried to tell my friend she was beautiful - I'm so sorry you got majorly cockblocked by our drunk friend. My friends and I thought you were really cute. Get at us next time, you won't get cockblocked 
27332733. Shelly. I'm on your floor. You know I'm dating someone but that's only because I couldn't date you. I secretly like you 
27342734. I met my girlfriend at a party a friend of mine from high school through in Berkeley. She's amazing: smart, funny, spontaneous - more than I could ever hope to end up with. Just the thing is - she's super passionate about Cal and has an avid passion for hating Stanford. Plot twist: I got to Stanford and she has no idea. 
27352735. As the UC Berkeley community, what do you guys think I should do? If I tell her, she will undoubtedly hate me forever. And if I don't, then I can't really bring her home all the way in Palo Alto to my dorm.. Every time we've "chilled", it was at her place and she's been hinting at wanting to see my place for a while. What do I do? 
27362736. Samuel Ahmed Duval There is no logical reason for her to 'hate your forever' if you go to Stanford. Either you're exaggerating in your analysis of the situation, or she's a terrible friend. 
27372737. Jeffrey Nash Do people actually expect these situations to exist? Like people don't fucking lie or act evasive about their schools in real life. It's probably the first thing to come up in conversation from age 18-25, and if one were to lie, it would be pretty difficult to keep up that charade. Life isn't a fucking episode of Saved by the Bell or Full House or whatever the fuck you kids are watching these days. 
27382738. Olivia Rae This is the most lame lie I've come across on the internet in at least a week. No one who writes this poorly could really go to Stanford. 
27392739. Alison Clio McDonald i feel like they could have met at a party and she was just like what year are you nd they said whatever and she just assumed he went to cal bc she was blinded by her passion for cal?? 
27402740. Heather Brown Well if this isn't a lie I think if she likes you it shouldn't matter what school you go to. She should like you for you, and if she doesn't then she isn't right for you anyway. 
27412741. I'm a bi male, and I've had sex with both a girl and a boy who are now dating, or at least hooking up. I don't know how I should feel. It's like they're my kids or some shit. 
27422742. I'm a Stern girl dating a Bowles boy. He even lost his virginity to me but the only problem is: he doesn't know my real age. I'm 27. He is 20. I transferred here from community college and i didn't want to find an apt so I decided to just live in the residence halls since I can I pass for 22. He thinks we are close in age but we really are 7 years apart. I lied to him because I didn't think our re...lationship would be anything more than a fling but now he's told me he loves me. I feel scared that he will find out my age on the internet by doing a name search. I feel like I want to get out of the relationship because our age difference but my feelings for him prevent me from saying goodbye although I constantly threaten him that we will have to part.See More 
27432743. Nathaniel Elijah Leon You're creating an unnecessary problem. Age doesn't mean shit. You can put yourself in this dilemma or just tell him and act like it isn't a big deal. 
27442744. Shahin Adam Bavarsad Honestly, if his feelings for you are strong enough I don't think your age will matter. You should just tell him. Maybe he'll think he's a bad ass for having sex with a 27 year old? Who knows... 
27452745. To the cute asian girl who was giving out drinks at PiKapp the other night. You should say wassup, I gave u a wink and u gave me 2 drinks 
27462746. As an international student, I'm not used to catcalling. Should I be offended when they whistle at me or tell me I have a "nice rack"? Or should I feel flattered? Is it weird that sometimes it makes me a little happy inside.....? 
27472747. To the guy from Christian in Unit 1. I think your name was George. A couple days ago I met you at a party. You where pretty drunk, but you where still conscious enough to know what you are doing. I enjoyed my time with you. We made out for a while and next thing I know your fingers where in me. I swear I had never felt that good. Later in the night you took me home in unit 3, I wanted you to stay, I would of gave you a once in a lifetime experience. Please find me! 
27482748. Only when a guy I bring over immediately goes to my bookshelves and starts looking through it and commenting on the ones he has read as well, will I have finally found my true love. 
27492749. Ever like a shy guy? I'm pretty quiet and shy (to a point that my RA forgot that I even existed) and I have never been in a relationship (or for the most part, had girls notice me) 
27502750. People talk about having 20,30 girlfriends (some of whose names they don't remember anymore) and having had sex with atleast twice as many more, and I am jealous of that. I hate to admit it, but I am. I guess that makes... me a pervert for wanting to have sex, but so be it. But alas! I've never even known what a kiss felt like, let alone, sex. 
27512751. I really want to change that. I do, honestly. I want to be that loud, cool, funny kid that gets tons of attractive girls. And I try - I do! - I try to go to parties and drink and meet people and be social, but no matter what, I feel really awkward when I try to do that, partially due to my own physical insecurities (terrible teeth, glasses, slightly overweight [although I have been working on that; lost about 15 pounds in 3 months :S], etc.), and partially due to constant rejection at any attempt to attract a girl. No matter what I do, I always end end up being the guy who makes the girl[s] breakfast and takes them home in the morning, rather than the guy who actually brings them home in the first place. I try to act like it doesn't phase me - i even made up a bullshit story to my roommates about trying to be abstinent so that they don't feel sorry for my lack of sexual activity - but the truth is: I really want to be the guy that girls find attractive and dream about. I want to be that guy girls yearn a text from and talk to their friends about. I was that guy who makes girl's stomachs fills with butterflies when they perceive me. I want to be that guy: somebody who exists only in my fantasies, someone who I can never be in real life, despite my best attempts. Someone who girls will never see anything for except a nice guy and perhaps, slightly intelligent. They say nice guys do win - in the end. But I'm tired of waiting, and I have this incredible penchant to losing. Unlike most of my friends and people I hang out with, I'm not going to know what sexual selection means, I'm not going to have the choice of playing the "dating" game, and I'm probably to end up marrying the first girl that actually pays attention to me. And this thought is KILLING me inside. 
27522752. And please don't say any of that - don't worry, you'll find someone!, etc, etc, bullshit, bullshit. That's like telling the limit of n as it approaches infinity, "oh, don't worry! You'll find an integer someday!" 
27532753. No. Just no. Stahp it. The only thing worse than false friendship is false sympathy, and the world is better off without all of you spreading that toxicity everywhere.See More 
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27552755. Sergio Plata Man i understand him completely :/ I'm not a virgin but I understand the parts about wanting to be that guy that a women yearns to get a hello from or at least get a second look at.. I can't give you any answers cause I'm in the same place you are, but the one thing that works for me in not feelin so bleh about myself is just not giving a shit about that, sure it's very important to you and yes you should try to maybe change your appearance a bit more to help you out but never change who you are. Sounds corny but it's true, it's better the be with the right one or to have a girl who is right for you then to just settle down with the first girl who jumps our bone.. Man you first love break is gonna kill you bro trust me... Hopefully not literally tho I know it's not funny but some people have tried just ending it because they lost their first love and that's sooo not the way. Keep working on yourself appearance wise if you feel it makes you more attractive and just be positive, that whole awkwardness at parties also has to go.. Just be noticed but don't be the talk of the party cause that's not always a good thing lol. Good luck in your future endeavors and may the force be with you in your quest for ass lol 
27562756. Andres Garcia Bro, I know how you feel. Im on the same boat. I try to be "that" guy but i just dont like to drink and I really prefer to be in a small, personal group than in a party-like environment. I know the struggle 
27572757. Esther Rojas-Soto You should use more math analogies. Like, all the time. The girls that are worth it will appreciate them. (Not being sarcastic). 
27582758. Harrison Chan in my archery club is one of the most ridiculously sexy and smooth guys I've met. I want to fuck the shit out of him but I don't know how to talk to him. 
27592759. It's so hard to find genuine and attractive girls at Berkeley. When a girl is hot, she usually tends to either go for sarcastic or jerky-type guys and I get that - they're so used to having a good time that this is almost instinctive. And that's completely fine. But just once, I wish hot girls would be into the intellectual and deep shit too. Sure, I've found girls that DO want to talk about life ...and our role here, etc, etc, but more often than not, they're usually not as attractive or outgoing as the party-type girls. (btw, I should really write an algorithm on this later: the correlation between girls that party and intellectuals) But yeah, moral of the story: if you're hot, don't be afraid to "downplay" yourself and try to be intellectual! If anything, it only makes you more attractive! (or, atleast to me)See More 
27602760. Sharon Licht maybe you should focus on yourself and find something interesting to do that might appeal to the thousands of gorgeous, brilliant women that attend this university... rather than suggesting women conform to meet your personal standards of beauty as well as your subjective idea of intellect 
27612761. Nava Zokaie Maybe instead of complaining about how they go for the jerks, you can be less hypocritical and look more for intelligence rather than judge them by how they look 
27622762. Met a girl online that doesn't even go to Berkeley. We only met once at my apt., but it was the most memorable. Am I weird to say that I enjoyed our conversation more than the physical involvement from that night? I think I fell for her too hard. She was there for me when I was most vulnerable, but I messed up way too hard more than once. I don't deserve her. 
27632763. Now she's gone, and I think she's with someone who can make her truly happy. If she's happy, all I can do is be happy for her too. 
27642764. I feel like people here at Cal are too intolerant of people who hold traditional values. 
27652765. Katy Yuan If by "traditional values" you mean racism and homophobia, that's justified 
27662766. Jacob Gill Paul, can you clarify? What are "traditional" values on national defense, equality, and free speech? haha 
27672767. Shrayus Gupta I disagree with painting the entire Cal student body as intolerant, most don't really care to comment on the beliefs and ideals of others from what I've seen. 
27682768. November 23, 2013 at 10:53pm · Like 
27692769. Ian Gann I think the OP is regarding something more along the lines of believing in an objective morality rather than a subjective one, which does actually seem fairly present in Berkeley. For example, if someone said "I don't like the idea of gay marriage," then they would be hailed as the scum of the earth, because they are intolerant of gay marriage. But conversely, that means people are intolerant of them. It sounds like the paradox argument of liberalism, or it's just a hurt conservative :P 
27702770. My Chinese roommate frequently uses the word Nigger while talking to his friends and on Skype, and I'm worried that they're talking about me because they laugh every time 
27712771. Akhila Raju If he's speaking Chinese, there's a word that sounds really similar that literally means "that." If that's the case I wouldn't worry about it :) 
27722772. After seeing Ava Shahi in that bandeau on Halloween, I can't get her out of my head. That long hair, perfect smile... just everything about you is literally perfect. I'd go gay for you 
27732773. i live in a triple and my roommates bed is above our desk. sometimes he sleeps before me but when he does, he sometimes masturbates and the bed shakes rhythmically. words dont begin to describe how awkward it gets when he periodically stops from suspecting i know what hes doing. 
27742774. to the guy in Noteworthy a cappella with glasses and the Cal beanie who performed at Laugh Your Axe Off tonight... you are so cute! this is the second time i've seen you perform, and i was hoping to go up and talk to you after the show tonight but y'all ran off so, this'll have to do for now. maybe one day we'll meet, but until then, just know that i smile every time i see you and wish i could see you more often 
27752775. I know that people who lift are kind of a running joke on the interwebz and even on this page. I'm a pretty strong kid, so I get "do you even lift brah?" on a daily basis. For many people, its a way of bettering themselves. For some, its about making yourself look good. For me however, its my way of escaping. 
27762776. Keep in mind that for me, lifting and talking are about the only two things that I'm... good at. Can't say that I'm all that attractive, I'm smart but not a stellar student, and I've never had a million friends. When things ever got tough, i started eating. Eventually, I'd gained a fair bit of weight. I wasn't "fat" (this was mostly due to broad shoulders and a decent amount of muscle), but I considered myself about 25lbs overweight. Once I got to be serious about my sport however, I found lifting. Eventually, I lost that fat, picked up muscle, and I found a new, healthier way of escaping life's issues. Half of why I came to Berkeley however, was so that I could escape some of the friend issues that I dealt with in high school. 
27772777. Which brings me to my roommates. I absolutely love them to death, but they seriously don't know where the line is when it comes to jokes. Often times it turns into a 2-on-1 kind of thing, and when my ex is in the room, a 3-on-1 deal. I've told them each that its getting to be a bit much. I wouldn't have an issue if it was more of a level playing field, but now, seeing as I'm not close to the kids on my floor, I don't have anyone in my life on a daily basis that doesn't give me non-stop shit. Between them and school, lifting is really the only part of my week (of my day if i'm very, very lucky) that I actually feel good about myself. I came to Cal so that it wouldn't have to be as much as an "escape" for me anymore. Only now, its even more of one. 
27782778. tl;dr, understand that sometimes, we don't lift to be "bros," we aren't all "curlbrah's," and we don't do it to feel like we are superior to those who "don't even lift." Sometimes, its the only thing that keeps us from going insane.See More 
27792779. Last night, I met a chick that was crying and insanely drunk at a frat party. Everybody else at the party seemed to just ignore her. Thankfully her brother was there and together we took her back. She puked quite a bit on the way back and we got weird stares as we literally carried her back her brother's place but I'm glad I was there to help. 
27802780. Anyways stranger of Unit 2 Cunningham I hope you and your sister are doing well. 
27812781. I work in the Soda Computer Lab (the dungeon) and here's a message to those who use the computers: We would greatly appreciate it if you act more like college level students and clean up after yourself. It had always been the dirtiest area at the end of the day (scrap paper, food wraps, used bandage,...) and I thought it really crossed the line this week. Yesterday I had to hand pick a bunch of ce...reals from the carpet and today it's popsicle sticks, sun flower seeds and chewing gum. (Really, good fucking job whoever it was that decided splitting gum on the ground was a good idea!) We already let you guys get away with eating in the lobby so at least have some respect and don't turn it into a dining area."See More 
27822782. Lily Pham I once saw 2 Chinese students was eating in the 273 and dropped the food on the keyboard, they licked the keyboard and laughed out loud, let's ignore the fact that the smell of the food was so distracting. Well, whenever I saw them around campus, I just felt disgusting... 
27832783. To the boy in Clark Kerr building 4 who danced to "My Humps" at Kappa Karaoke: I wish you would try those moves on me instead of your pledge bros on stage. If you are ever in need of milk to mix with your coco puffs, come up to the third floor and knock on my door. 
27842784. I can't comprehend how some people who claim to be "liberal" and "open-minded" are actually the most narrow-minded people I've met. It's so frustrating to talk to them about a completely intellectual topic and end up having them storm out of the room throwing personal attacks at you and claiming you just "don't understand." I am clearly trying to understand your opinion and am only pointing out th...e holes I see in your argument. You immediately shun my thoughts because they are not conducive with yours and that in itself is frustrating beyond belief. Grow up already because not everyone is going to agree with you. Accept the difference in opinion we share and stop acting like I'm always in the wrong just because I disagree. That's all I'm asking.See More 
27852785. Is it wrong to expect my boyfriend to surprise me with a card or a small gift(like a chocolate bar) every month "anniversary rsary? " We've been together for two years now, some people think it is not necessary but I always want something but ended up disappointed because he doesn't do anything besides spending time with me. He lives an hour and a half away. I always give him a card and sometimes a gift. Am I asking too much? 
27862786. Sam Barnwell I don't think it's wrong to want your boyfriend to get you little gifts and things to show he cares, but material gifts aren't the only way to do that. You're expectations make you seem pretty high maintenance. 
27872787. Olivia Dean Davis Hamada also if you give him something every month it takes away from the anniversary. Makes it not so special, you know. I understand where you are coming from in that you want something to show for in your relationship but maybe you should look within yourself and see if it could be something that you feel insecure about 
27882788. To the girls who are doing their homework while on the treadmill/ellipticals. Please stop. Either you work out or you do your hw somewhere else. Don't do both and waste our time waiting for an open treadmill/elliptical. 
27892789. To ALL you cunts who cock block your attractive girl friends at parties: fuck you. There is a reason why she is talking to a guy. If you want to go home, go by yourself. You are an adult. You do not need an escort to walk you five blocks. Better yet, find a guy yourself to walk you home, go dance with somebody, or find some other lonely friends who are also busy cock blocking other friends to walk... you home. 
27902790. Next time you see your friend talking to a guy, let them do their thing. There is nothing more annoying than when two people are talking at a party and some dumb bitch comes up and pulls them away because she is too insecure to find someone. 
27912791. If the guy is ugly, I understand you are trying to save her from a horrible experience. I respect that. However, if they look like they are into each other, leave them the fuck alone. 
27922792. Thanks, 
27932793. Anyone with common sense...everSee More 
27942794. Adrian Escarcega Insinuating your friend won't get home safe because they're hooking up with someone else is not common sense. Chances are they'll spend the night because both people will be drunk, and then walk (or limp) home the next day. Unless he goes to her house. Chances are he'll be out before the suns up. 
27952795. This is my confession as a hall staff member: sometimes I hate residents. I hate that I hear complaints about having to move out at 10am even though it's that early because staff members can't go home until we check every single room in the building--and sometimes that means starting at 10am has us leaving by 5pm. That it's unfair to be written up because there was no warning even though to be giv...en a warning is a courtesy and not a requirement. That signing in guests is all fine and dandy throughout the year, but when it's still required during move out everyone shits a brick (including the parents that think security for their kid is SUPER important). And I get upset when someone vandalizes flyers because even though it's something that is just printed on paper and could be reproduced, it took me an hour and a half to make the template because I do have standards on quality, and it took me another half hour to put up all the flyers throughout the building. I hate most of all when I hear someone talking down on one of my co-workers. You can have an opinion on your RA, PA, TPA, etc. But keep in mind that we are human beings too. So just pause for a moment before you start talking about how so-and-so is a bitch for writing you up for drinking because you probably didn't know that to NOT write you up could mean losing their job (a job that allows some of us to even be able to afford to go to Cal). #RantOver 
27962796. This is my second confession as a hall staff member: in the end, I am truly thankful to work with residents and hall staff across the system. I have made so many friends and unique experiences that I know I wouldn't have been able to get in any other job. As many WTF type stories I have about residents, I also have stories about how residents have impacted me. That note you left on my door? I put it up near my desk so I can remember that some of my actions do matter. That surprise birthday party for someone on the floor that you invited me to? I was grateful to be included. Every time you tell me thank you, I glow inside because it means you care too. I have grown as a person, met my best friends, and bonded with others despite diversity/challenges because I am a staff member and because you as a resident have allowed me to be a part of your Cal experience. I may bitch and moan, but I wouldn't continue with this job if I didn't think it was all worth it in the end.See More 
27972797. Ryan Williams You can't really argue with people complaining about having to be out by 10am the next day. Some of us have finals from 7pm to 10pm that Friday. How rude is it that Berkeley doesn't even give us at least until Sunday to relax/clean up/pack/ etc.? At an already stressful time, they choose to make it even worse. 
27982798. The other stuff I can't really comment on. 
27992799. Whoever does the dishes at the dining commons, bless your souls. That has got to be THE most disgusting, unappreciated job on campus. We students complain about having to carry the dishes to the dishroom, but we never acknowledge those brave men and women behind the dish racks. Thank you for your service. 
28002800. Ryan Williams Who the fuck complains about having to take their dishes to the dish room? It's basically on the way out! 
28012801. Lazy, ungrateful, great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies I tell you! 
28022802. Amay Gupta I thought original food debris is brushes/sprayed off automatically? Maybe I'm wrong but nonetheless, not too disgusting if you ever came from a house where you had to do chores, e.g. do the dishes! 
28032803. To the Asian boy and girl who were on the 51B bus, Sunday the 10th around 9pm, I overheard your racist remark about the African American bus driver who was kindly telling folks to move to the back of the bus to make room for more people at the Telegraph/Durant stop. Your under-the-breath comment,"Isn't it funny that he's the one telling us this [to go to the back of the bus]" was rude, racist, and absolutely unnecessary. - From that white girl who was standing right next to you. 
28042804. Every so often, I'll lapse into a little panic spiral when I see an oddly relevant confession about 'that one weird roommate', only to remember my roomie doesn't have a Facebook. 
28052805. Good, now I can get back to organizing my collection of severed human toes with relative peace of mind. 
28062806. The people protesting against Napolitano on Sproul today are intellectually lazy. You haven't even seen what she's going to do with her position and you're already playing the victim role. Stop with that dumb shit. I admit, the UC system choosing her is pretty silly and illogical, but let's see what she does before we jump down her throat. 
28072807. Hell, she's already allocated a 5 million dollar fund (w...here that money is going to come from, I still don't know...) for undocumented students. Isn't that somewhat of a decent start? I swear some students just like ACTING like they're making a difference in the world, instead of actually tackling real issues we all face. They focus on shit that doesn't matter in the long run. You need the grades and stats to be here, and it's been proven that your citizenship doesn't matter. Stop bitching and get to work.See More 
28082808. Johnathan Swift She could never have gotten away with that back in Arizona...shows what a spineless panderer she is, pick a goddamn position and stick with it. 
28092809. Jorge Hernandez Well, we already know that she does not have a background in education. She was secretary of US homeland security...what the HELL do you think she's gonna do with that kind of experience? Do you REALLY think that we should wait to see what she's going to do if it's already kind of obvious? Have you seen those new little go carts that UCPD has? Yea, there's gonna be more of those...now what is that gonna do for the University? Don't fry your brain thinking too hard. 
28102810. Jordan Brown +1 She was hired to allocate more funding from the federal government. Her experience in the beltway will help our smaller campuses more. 
28112811. Alfredo Mendez you have no standing to criticize the actions of people. she tore families apart. that alone is reason to oppose her. & it does matter in the long run to us. perhaps not you for given reasons but in the world of many.. she has got to go. You stop bitching about other people's efforts to better their lives. especiallY because Youre intellectuallY crazY to expect people to let it go .. then again . People dont expect You to understand where TheYre coming from. since You obviouslY dont. 
28122812. Paul Tawfik Alfredo, you may not know that this country, like all other civilized countries, has laws. One of those laws is that you must be documented. If you don't like it, then you're free to get the fuck out. 
28132813. So you’re in my chem 1a discussion and I just found out that you’re also in bioe 24 with me. Honestly, you are the only reason I still go to class, but why won’t you talk to me? I see you looking at me sometimes (at least I think I do), and I put in extra effort to look especially cute when I know I’m going to see you. Please talk to me, I think you’re attractive, and we both live in unit 1, so maybe we could get together some time to study . 
28142814. I've been so desperate for food lately that I've resorted to eating squirrels. Now I can't walk to class without having my mouth water every time one of those delicious critters scurries by. I was ashamed of my actions at first but goddamn they're amazing. You take one home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato, baby you've got a stew going! 
28152815. Jorge in pi kapp, thanks for being such a gentleman and helping me and my friend. Guys like you are so hard to find, especially in frats, so I hope I run across your beautiful smile again. I just hate that you didn't ask me for my number and I was too scared to ask for yours because of stupid social norms 
28162816. I'm so caught up in the future I want that I can't focus at Cal. I want to get married, have babies, and have a steady job. Sometimes I want this so bad I consider getting pregnant so I have to drop out of college temporarily and hope that the rest might just fall into place. 
28172817. I left Jacksonville, Florida to escape from all the racist bastard. Now that I am at UC Berkeley, people still confuse me with this other Indian on my floor. Not all Indians look alike and work at 7-eleven. 
28182818. I fucking hate the homeless, mentally unstable, or the ghetto black people in berkeley. They make me uncomfortable, and I wish the city would do something about it. I get it, Berkeley is great for being inclusive and loving and we did some cool stuff in the 60s. but it's 50 years later and the city is getting ghetto. I don't feel safe walking around town and campus because of it. we should pick up the human trash on the sidewalks. 
28192819. Amay Gupta As much as I hate how dirty and filthy this city is, anyone can become homeless, even you. ANYONE can succumb to mental illness or psychological distress that can spiral out of control. A prominent Beverly Hills plastic surgeon my family knows had a wife who became mentally unstable and thus, homeless. The people you call "human trash" have enough of a hard time already, so stop hating them and do something about the system that allows them to wander around our campus. If you don't feel safe walking around town and campus because of it, walk with friends or avoid Telegraph. By the way, this comment makes me feel uncomfortable...stop being self-righteous. I don't care what background you come from, but I bet you couldn't afford your own place, your own food, and your own education with the money you make ALONE (aka, not from your parents or the University). It's natural to judge others (we all do it), but some thoughts are best kept in your head. 
28202820. Rhea Misra As the daughter of a mentally unstable mother, I am really offended by your statement. Despite her mental illness, she is the only one in my family working, making ends meet. You have no idea what those "human trash" go through and honestly it's judgmental people that make me feel more unsafe and sick to my stomach. Thanks Amay, I know I'm just essentially repeating what you're saying but I really appreciate it. 
28212821. Henry Cheng I have to say that sometimes I am not terribly comfortable walking down telegraph or durant because of some people(either homeless or not, but especially the ones who are asking me if I want weed). Now, I'm not saying that homeless people are wrong or something, I'm just saying that sometimes fear is generated inside us as a natural reflex. Being afraid is ok, but calling people human trash is unacceptable. Everyone had their back stories. Some of them might be on the street because they chose to. But some of them did not have the choice. I'm pretty sure you don't even know the story of one of those people on the street. So if you must walk through that area again and really feel uncomfortable, utilize some campus resource. Call for a CSO to bearwalk you or something. 
28222822. I got necrotizing fasciitis from having anal sex with a branch from a tree on Haste and now my doctor say I have to have something called an analectomy and idk if it was really worth it. I just didn't want my first time to be embarrassing so I used a tree. #noregrets 
28232823. To that one hot Asian girl in that one library wearing that one shirt thats in thats in that one class with me and lives in that one unit, your hot and we should have sex hmu lms bb 
28242824. Where are all the white guys who have yellow fever? When I go out, it seems like I always get stuck with the "ethnic guy". I just want a cute, white boy... is that too much to ask for? #getatme 
28252825. Why is it so damn hard a brotha who isn't an athlete to get laid? I mean we also have big schlongs. I have the worst case of yellow fever. Get at me 
28262826. I feel stupid doing premed at Berkeley it ain't worth it am I only one doubting my decision, wasting my time..fuckin grade deflation..well almost half way there 
28272827. To the Asian girl who always takes selfies. I think you're on Erhman 7? I saw you in crossroads. You and your friends were staring at me. When I looked over you all took a sip. I thought it was hot. Hit me up 
28282828. You could think the first time we met each other was in the officer meeting, but you may not realize or remember that I already saw you many times before in Transfer Center while I was hanging out with our friends in there. Back then, I did not have any feeling for you because I think you are not beautiful and not special at all. But the time have passed, and I soon realized that you have a lovely... eyes and whenever I looked at those eyes, it have made me feel peace inside me. And, you have done so many amazing things and you made me thinking why a little girl like you could have done and knew so many things.Beside all of those reasons, you are so kind; and especially, when I read your info on ambassador page, I felt like I am nothing if comparing to you. So on one night without sleeping, I decided to text you and asked you that could I have a date with you; unfortunate for me, you haven't looked for anything serious yet. That's why I've became your crush until now. On the other hand, I had so many chances to express my feeling when I was with you, but it seemed like I wasted those chances; because, I did not know how to talk you, make you laugh and I was like an idiot with ESL level in front of you. And, do you know the fact that it only happens to you, but not with the other girls; I can make jokes around, talk normally with other but I always wonder why can't I do that with you. That's why you may end up thinking that I am boring annoying, and can't do anything whenever you see me. But deep down in my heart, I always wish that you could be happy with whatever you're doing and could get achievement in your life. If you can read my statement, and give me a chance to ask you out for dinner or whatever events around the campus, this time I swear to God that I will express all of my feeling to you and tell you all of my thinking about you 
28292829. Best wish with everything 
28302830. An annoying boy who is crazy into you See More 
28312831. I've never met anyone as dedicated and compassionate as he is. Sometimes I picture myself with him - having long, intellectual conversations over coffee, laughing uncontrollably in the comfort of his room over dumb ass shit, fixing his tie, etc - even though I know it would never happen. Sometimes, I want to tell him I love everything about him - the way he writes, the way he talks, the way his eyes gleam behind his glasses when his mouth spreads into a smile - and other times I'd rather keep all those feelings to myself because they're personal, because they're mine. 
28322832. I want an asian boyfriend. I dont care what ethnicity or nationality he is as long as he has nice eyes and enjoys cuddling. Right now, more than anything, this is my top desire. 
28332833. she is the cutest and kindest girl that I have ever seen in my life. But, why she hasn't looked for the relationship yet? 
28342834. I'm really sad that you don't give a shit about me. I never expected to be a priority in your life, but I think I deserved more than always being last on your list. I can't continue pushing for us because I'm honestly tired. You're losing a very loyal friend here. 
28352835. I slept with a UC Berkeley interdisciplinary major, now a junior. Older, ex-military, and charming as hell. He whispered sweet nothings before, has explicit photos of me after, and dumped me after having his way with me, saying "I always wanted to know what it was like to fuck a nice girl." I've found out he has a stash of photos/videos from previous bedmates and has threatened them with public exposure. 
28362836. I can't believe the shit I've done before classes even start. Getting pregnancy scares, or actually pregnant, isn't worth the moments in which they could happen. But I just want to be me, while preventing any of that from possibly occurring. 
28372837. Eric Filmardirossian lol if you think that you were going to see celebrities every day in Los Angeles I don't think you are smart enough to go to any UC. 
28382838. I am so happy that you are about to leave. You were a bitch this whole time. I might have a problem but you are an inconsiderate jerk who lacks the balls to confront me, you do not clean after yourself, you bring people into the room and probably fuck them in someone else's bed, and I hope you get HIV! 
28392839. I masturbate when I think about the person I'm currently hooking up with and desperately want to fuck them, but when we're actually hooking up I don't let it get past a certain point. What if the actual sex doesn't live up to my fantasies? 
28402840. There are times when I contemplate suicide because no one would accept me for who I am. Nobody knows that I am bisexual, but if they did, they would hate me asmuch as I hate myself. 
28412841. Trisha Justiniano I accept you. Regardless of race or gender expression or sexuality or age or religion or however you want to categorize yourself. And this goes deeper than just the sanctity of human life. Everyone has amazing qualities about them. On top of that, you can make a huge impact on the world, especially since you're smart and capable enough to be at Cal. Hang in there. I'll be your friend. 
28422842. Jesus Yeshua Calixtro Lopez I also don't know your identity, but I think that if you love youreself, you should not worry what others think of you. My cousin barely came out a few weeek ago and his true friends are still his friends. He lives a happier life because it is easier for him to love himself. The first step is to accept yourself and realize that you are a strong individual! Good luck! 
28432843. Jasmine Schatz If your thoughts ever get really serious, please call 1-800-273-8255. Suicidal thoughts are scary, just try to remember that there is always another way out of any situation. 
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28482848. My girl Nisa O. can suck me off real good(; 
28492849. 1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology. 
28502850. 2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget. 
28512851. 3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce. 
28522852. 4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell. 
28532853. 5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved 
28542854. 6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play ...slug. 
28552855. 7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up. 
28562856. 8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first. 
28572857. 9- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble. 
28582858. 10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget 
28592859. 11 – slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow. 
28602860. 12 – Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck 
28612861. 13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect 
28622862. why snail more snail 
28632863. 1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability. 
28642864. 2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor. 
28652865. 3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up. 
28662866. 4- shell is more stronger than no shell 
28672867. 5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology. 
28682868. 6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail. 
28692869. 7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy. 
28702870. 8- trow both on water see wich can breth underwater wich has surfase for air 
28712871. 9- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy 
28722872. 10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie 
28732873. 11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor. 
28742874. 12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinessuer. 
28752875. 13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.See More 
28762876. Shout out to John and Kevin on the second floor of Erhman for helping me when I got back to the dorms trashed hahah I don't even go to your school but that was pretty awesome of you guys to do!! You know who this is!! <33 
28772877. "There are 2 types of college kids: the ones who wait for the walk light at stoplights and the ones who just go." 
28782878. And there are two types of jaywalkers - those that look both ways, and those I sincerely hope get run over by the cars they cut off 
28792879. Clearly, the first kind haven't spent a semester in India. I'm only two months in and I don't even look when I cross the road anymore. 
28802880. "I saw someone on confessions had sex with their TA and I was immediately jealous. I secretly hope one of my teachers or Ta's would sleep with me. I'm an A student, but some D would be nice for a change" 
28812881. "My plan for Halloween next year is to dress up as the kool-aid man and then bust through bookshelves in Walter yelling OH YEAH!" 
28822882. "This morning I woke up a foot from my bed laying in my own puke, which was all over the $300 comforter my mom just bought me, and there was a used condom in my hand. I have a problem." 
28832883. It does. A guy waking up with a used condom in his hand can be explained by his taking it off and passing out before getting rid of it. A chick waking up with a used condom in her hand is harder to explain, although not impossible 
28842884. Actually, no. There used to be a man in there, but he died in a tragic accident. But no one knew about it, and so the ghost of Goldy continues to haunt the suit to this very day. 
28852885. "Instead of washing my dishes and getting a clean spoon, I put tape around a disposable fork to eat my yogurt. My laziness has reached an all time high and my readiness for life on my own has reached an all time low." 
28862886. "During my first six weeks as a TA, I accidentally matched with a student on Tinder, unknowingly began dancing with another student at a house party, and received emails from two different students that contain winky faces. The universe is either trying to get me laid or get me fired." 
28872887. My Mine is just walking to class and hearing the random conversations on the way. I'd just block it out with my iPod..but you know...don't wanna get jumped. 
28882888. Clarification: you're looking for a sexy Sadie, a lady Madonna, a Bonnie to hold your hand and drive your car? And you want her so bad it's driving you mad? 
28892889. "So I recently got out of a long term relationship, am finally getting over them, now whenever I am in the library or in a group meeting, I fall in love easily 3-4 times a day... " 
28902890. The highlight of my year was constructing a quantum processor for my inter-subjective value calculator and then throwing up macaroni and clams all over it only to remember it was waterproof. 
28912891. I find the people getting upset about this hilarious because it's as if they themselves have done said illegal activities. Hmmmmm? 
28922892. Lauren Tank There are three types of CAs: A. The puppets/dancing monkeys of the Housing department who eat up everything their bosses tell them, force programming down residents’ throats, and often curmudgeonly (albeit with a cheerful demeanor and good intentions) enforce rules, since their job is the best thing evaaarrrrrr and so is HRL! “HASHTAG HRL STOLE MY SOUL LOLZZZ OMGEEZ! DOOR DECS! BULLETIN BOARDS! DUTYYYY! COME TO MY EVENT!!!” (the majority of CAs) B. Those who don’t give a shit about what they do (and don’t write up anybody, ever) C. The sadists who enjoy being dicks (OP is definitely one of these) Source: experience. (don’t ask.) 
28932893. "Sometimes deciding who I should swipe left or right to on Tinder really stresses me out, and I'm forced to take Netflix breaks. I love college." 
28942894. "I would like a lot more posts on this page if my likes were anonymous and I knew my friends couldn't see the weird shit I find funny." 
28952895. I dont know what to say but this is the recipe for Banana Waffles: Preheat waffle iron. In a large mixing bowl, sift together flour, baking powder, salt and nutmeg. Stir in milk and eggs until mixture is smooth. 
28962896. Spray preheated waffle iron with non-stick cooking spray. Pour two tablespoons of the waffle batter onto the hot waffle iron. Place two slices of banana on top of the batter and then spoon another two tablespoons of batter on top of the banana. Cook until golden brown. Serve hot. 
28972897. "I just had sex with two of my best guy friends within the past few days as friends with benefits - I officially feel slutty and horrible. Welcome to Spring Semester 2014." 
28982898. Don't feel bad about it. You know what they say. One of the virtues of not being puritanical about sex is not feeling embarrassed afterwards. 
28992899. You had sex with 2 people who liked you without coercing or being coerced into it, you enjoyed it, and it didn't destroy your friendship with them. 
29002900. Do whatever you think is best for you, girl (or guy, no assumptions). I'm sure you'll figure it out. 
29012901. Be careful with that, dear confessor. It's terrifyingly easy to get that turned into an assault charge even if it was used in self defense. 
29022902. You don't want to have to use it. Trust me. My sister had to use it once and it was too terrifying experience to make light of. 
29032903. Also, your pepper spray might freeze as soon as its discharged. Also-also, make sure your canister can actually withstand cold temps...had a friend whose pepper spray canister froze and exploded in her purse... 
29042904. Sometimes it's not a matter of balls, it's a matter of nobody being interested/available. So yeah, probably gonna spend another Valentine's day playing video games and stuffing Doritos and Dr Pepper in my face. 
29052905. oh my........I have no other words! By the way, I thought of you the other day....I was at a CE class across the street from your barn! :) 
29062906. Hi my names Eileen. I'm ok looking, I'm sorta funny (i crack old man jokes) I'd love to join (: 
29072907. "The other day I found out that my ex has been telling other people that I always wanted sex from him. Well, that's a shame because he could never even get it up when we were doing things." 
29082908. "So I got mugged two weekends ago and they stole my phone. It took 2 weeks to get a new phone and it cost me $200. Today I got a $130 citation for jaywalking; I have the shittiest luck..." 
29092909. Good thing the cops are on top of the real crimes around campus. 'Pshh mugging? No, must catch the jaywalkers' 
29102910. How unusual. Police writing easy tickets for revenue instead of actually confronting criminal behavior. Way to serve and protect guys, I feel so much safer now. 
29112911. I'm just going to start teleporting to class because I got a $180 fine for not completely stoping at a stop sign on my bike... 
29122912. Challenge accepted! however it's only a matter of time we all get an email about how there's a new fine for racing in the bike lanes. 
29132913. "Today, I was an hour early for my first class, thrifted some powerade out of the dining hall into my water bottle, spilt it on the campus connector, and then knocked over a chair at lunch. I am totally 'that freshman.' 
29142914. I got Keller and Heller mixed up. I was on West Bank, when I needed to be on East. I should know this by now...I'm a junior. Don't feel bad! 
29152915. It works for studying physics. Just time how long it takes to slide down, then calculate the coefficient of friction between you and the railing. 
29162916. Yes. Yes, I have thought about doing this. Since I have lived here for the past week and a half, it has become more and more tempting each day and night. 
29172917. "I brainstorm all my best ideas for papers while enjoying a few shower beers. By my 'best', I mean that I have to interpret my magnificently drunken scribbles of a thesis and outline the next morning into a paper. Shower beers, thank you, you've yet to help me earn anything lower than a B+." 
29182918. "I used to be a vegetarian until this Spring Jam... I got drunk and tried chicken wings at Bdubs. Best decision ever." 
29192919. I've decided that I am going to host a contest to design the logo for the confessions page profile picture. Winner will get the grand prize of telling people they made the profile picture for U of M Confessions. Send submissions to uofmconfessions@gmail.com 
29202920. "No one knows where I went, who I saw, or how long I was gone. But one thing is certain, I left my room without pants last night." 
29212921. "When I was 13, I wouldn't stop biting my nails. My parents got sick of it so they started spraying my hands with awful tasting stuff that they'd sprayed on my dogs so they wouldn't bite themselves. I haven't bit my nails since, but that could also explain a lot of other things..." 
29222922. "With half of the hockey team going pro, I think I need to transfer to avoid the depression I will inevitably experience." 
29232923. "When I started at U of M, I had high hopes of becoming a trophy wife. Then I realized I was too imperfect to be placed on a pedestal. Now I actually have goals." 
29242924. This is funny cause I went to college looking to be a trophy husband and realized the same thing about myself. You go girl. 
29252925. i'm a junior and i press the button. because that's what you are supposed to do. and so i do. i conform to societal expectations. 
29262926. Or they live in St.Paul and know that sometimes the button push is necessary to request a stop, specifically at the Rec and at TCF bank. 
29272927. just like riding the overcrowded 3 to campus in the morning and someone requests a stop at Jones. nope. no one is getting off here but you. 
29282928. Last semester I was 20 minutes late to my fencing final because I was on a full bus and no one pressed the button for the rec center. That was the only time all semester that had happened. Lesson learned. 
29292929. "I love being a girl in CSE. I really find it amusing how easily I can make a lot of the guys really uncomfortable without even breaking any normal social etiquette. So... confession: I am a horrible person." 
29302930. So I get a lot of complaints in these confessions that "the parties here aren't very good", well here's your chance to change that. I'm Shmacked. 
29312931. Fun fact: if you are an attractive member of the opposite sex, I will ask, go hide for a minute or so, then come back just so we can talk. You'd better protect it 
29322932. That was probably my group! We did an experiment in my psych research methods class where we asked random students on campus to watch our stuff, while another member of our group attempted to steal from the bag. We found that although a few people intervened, the majority of students did nothing or didn't even notice! It was eye-opening to see! 
29332933. "In high school I was always the golden child, just good at everything and everything always came easy to me. College has turned me into a stressed out train wreck. I study my nights away for C's, and I just don't know what to do anymore." 
29342934. Aw you can do it OP! Next time you feel stressed out or hopeless about your grades, just remember the random and cheesy Asian girl from FB who's cheering you on to the finish line. 
29352935. This is why the rest of the group will do better in college. Always trying to get ahead.. Knows how to fight. I love an underdog... No sympathy for "golden" people.. 
29362936. Unfortunately this confession is the product of a sad truth that our country's secondary schooling system is broken beyond comprehension. Seemingly "golden" people are simply not prepared enough when it comes the rigor of University. 
29372937. FTW! The level of rigor and expectations are very different, and without certain levels of expectations prior to Unversity as well as having had these change on you a few times it becomes nearly impossible for people to adapt to so many different demands being made of them. 
29382938. I agree with Sandesh. If your classes are difficult and stressful for you, you're probably studying the wrong thing. 
29392939. "Whenever someone in CLA tells me that they can't go out because they have homework, I judge them for lying about why they don't want to hang out with me." 
29402940. Quentin Avola Wathum-Ocama RIGHT? It's the liberal arts; we're not learning shit about shit. 
29412941. Nate Hills I'm judging you for being ill informed about CLA. I'm in CLA because I'm exploring several career options not because I'm stupid, I graduated in the top 10% of my high school class, and I'm taking challenging classes that pile on more homework than my CBS and CSE friends. Soooo I believe that makes you one of those arrogant assholes who think they're special for being in a "selective" college, I'm judging you. 
29422942. Alex Rose Nobody is saying that NO CLA major is hard, that'd be stupid. What most people in CSE and CBS say is we're sick and tired of hearing about the majors that don't get much homework (relatively) bitching about their courseload when a lot of us in CBS, CSE, etc. barely claw through our classes because of the workload they throw at us. 
29432943. For instance, if you have time to take a gym or a bullshit class outside your major that you don't really have interest in but it's an "easy A", then your track isn't hard enough. 
29442944. So? Just enjoy knowing they won't get a job and are wasting money, but to generalize about CLA like the poster did is getting old, find a new hobby. 
29452945. I feel really bad for you that you need to constantly reassure yourself that you are smart by trying to make other people feel inferior. Whatever floats your boat. 
29462946. someone because they are judging you is probably not the best course of action. And then going on a rant about a very common stereotype which happens to not be true in your case, well good for you. I hope your CLA friends give you a round of applause. 
29472947. Oh, and the next time you have two weeks to write a 72 page lab report on top of 3 tests and normal homework loads for 4 major-specific classes then you can generalize about CBS/CSE being "easier" than your major. 
29482948. You do know that we are all in the same classes right? I take classes with people in CLA, CSE, and CBS. One is not better than the other. There can be exceptionally smart people in CLA and there can be ridiculously stupid people in CSE. Its impossible to generalize. Each individual is different. 
29492949. Congrats to everyone who took this super seriously. I'm no psych major, but I think that being so quick to bear arms over a throwaway comment shows some insecurity over your school (which is unwarranted, of course) 
29502950. Whoever wrote this confession is ignorant, I have several classes from people from other colleges. Believe me, the homework load is similar overall. Your friend probably doesn't want to hang because you seem like a whining asshat. 
29512951. Insecurity no, but irritation with someone one who takes the low road of being yet another person to throw out a snide comment about CLA kids, which might I just point out are paying staggering tuition to be here just like you, instead of coming up with something original. The fact that we all got into this school should speak for itself, no one should have to feel degraded for being in any of the colleges here, and it's pretty sad seeing how many people in other colleges feel the need to cut someone else down. THAT shows insecurity. We aren't in 4th grade anymore, grow up 
29522952. Some of the majors in CLA require a lot of science and math classes, like majors in Physiology and BSE. Just sayin :P But yes, for communications majors i'd be like you have hw? youre doing it wrong then.... xD 
29532953. Now I don't feel the need to justify my classes or workload, because that is my own business. But whoever originally posted this has to realize that huge generalizations like CLA kids being dumb or not having comparable workloads to students in other schools, is bound to be met by controversy. Coming from personal experience, there are tons of kids in CLA with the exact educational and work force goals as those in CSE and CBS. Obviously there are cases where CLA students have less rigorous workloads (after all it is the school with the broadest range of classes and majors) but just know that generalizations never do anyone any good. All it proves is that you have a closed mind. 
29542954. I read these comments and all I can really think of is the mormon commercials. "My name is Amber Mills. I graduated with my two year degree before I graduated from college. I came to the University of Minnesota with 64 credits. I'm aiming to work with kids who have autism as a speech-language pathologist. I am in CLA." 
29552955. Idk what you guys are talking about. I'm in CKATN (College of Kicking Ass and Taking Names) and I have no problems finding times to go out 
29562956. "I was studying with a guy friend of mine with whom there is some mutual interest late last night. As I walked him to the doors to see him off since he lives in an apartment, I meant to say something cute about needing me as a security escort. Instead, in my exhaustion I said something about him needing me for an escort service... Mortified, I beat a hasty retreat without looking at his face. I really hope he didn't hear that!" 
29572957. "Those showers in the STSS bathrooms are so creepy, but at the same time I would love to have some kinky sex in one of them just to say I did." 
29582958. “unlike other schools, I like to choose the responses that are going to be entertaining, yet retain a sense of class.” 
29592959. didn't make you come to college, that was your decision. The road less traveled is always harder but keep at it and it'll pay off :-) 
29602960. Casual reminder that feminism doesn't mean that women need to work, just that women shouldn't HAVE to be housewives. So go be the best housewife you can be if that's what you want to do. 
29612961. You need to be SMART to be a housewife and Mother (eventually) who do you think was your FIRST teacher? That's right your MAMA! 
29622962. "I went to the doctor today for leg pain. He told me to take off my pants to check what was wrong, he started feeling my leg, and I got an erection." 
29632963. "I bought a homeless man sitting in Caribou a drink today. I'd like to say it was just to be nice, but as I was sitting there in lululemon and Nike, I felt so incredibly guilty for everything I have and my conscience made me do it." 
29642964. It's sad but at the same time us college students are broke at the moment so it's hard to help others out, once we are done with college just imagine if we all pitched in, the world could be a better place. 
29652965. Fuentes Zakir, I see your point about being a broke college student more than most, but I'd challenge you and anyone else reading this not to use that as an excuse. Even though we are broke, we are spending money on things we don't NEED. If we are even at the U, in some way you have the means to give back, even if it's only a little. Don't underestimate the power of buying someone a coffee, or even giving someone a smile :) That little gesture to you, might make the world of a difference to someone else. Just something to think about :) 
29662966. I suppose if you stopped judging people on their appearance you might learn something in college 
29672967. Been there before too, make it give you motivation to improve. I'm a chem major too, just keep on keeping on 
29682968. by the way, i hope you can do what you want to do, but seeing as you're only in gen chem you are probably not a chem major but are actually undeclared. you still have time to think about it. 
29692969. its gen chem. crazy- but ochem is a million times easier and makes more sense. dont give up (especially if you have doreen.....) 
29702970. "One time I threw up in my hand at a party. I tossed "it" in the corner, and proceeded to make out with a random girl. She tracked me down after and we went on a date." 
29712971. "A few months ago on the night of one of the first huge snowstorms I was at a party and I had had a little bit too much to drink apparently because I woke up at around 4:30 in the morning buckled up in the back seat of a van... When I tried to leave the alarm went off so my first instinct was just to run.. I had no idea where I was and no one was answering their phone. I ended up calling my sister and having to wipe off a street sign to tell her where I was. To this day I have no idea who's van it was or why I was there. But hey, at least I had my seatbelt on right?" 
29722972. One time I was partying in Iowa city and fell asleep at my friends apartment on the 2nd floor and woke up on the 3rd floor to a 35 year old mom telling me I have to go cause she has to work. Never met her in my life and to this day don't know how or why I was their 
29732973. "I went to the bathroom in the centen lobby and the person in the stall next to me was either taking a massive shit, snorting something, or having sex. The noises were awful. Also they weren't wearing shoes. I'm still trying to figure out what happened there." 
29742974. "Last night I surprised my girlfriend at 1230. I hopped into her bed naked and we started fooling around. About 5 minutes later I realized it was her 19 year old sister and that my girlfriend was at her friends.." 
29752975. "Yesterday, I face planted in the snow on my way to class. When I got back, I took a shower. As I was walking out of the bathroom, I somehow managed to wipe out on the bathroom dorm floor in only a towel. At least no one saw that one..." 
29762976. "The only reason I am able to stay awake during organic chemistry is because my professor sounds like Gru, from Despicable me. Also because there is a small chance he may mention how to make my own elicit substances... Go chemistry." 
29772977. My Shakespeare professor sounds like Lauren Graham from Parenthood, but it would be fantastic to have a professor that sounded like Gru 
29782978. My multivari calc professor looks like either Tom Bosley or Richard Nixon. Had a bio professor who looked like that short lady from NCIS: Los Angeles 
29792979. #21 "Your new fuck buddy, that sleazy VP with the awful southern accent, sucks. Also, Google says he was arrested last year for dealing coke in NC. Good choice, have fun." 
29802980. #20 "I went to the wrong freaking school...Why didn't I realize that EWU is a pathetic school? (It's so obvious now.) EXCITED TO BE AT UW SOON! Go Huskies!" 
29812981. #19 "I have an incredibly hard time not flirting with my students." 
29822982. #18 "So I have a fantasy about screwing a girl or girls in the library. Which library and what floor can I find the naughtiest girls on campus?" 
29832983. #17 "I posted my pervert TA's phone number in Bagley's 3rd floor men's room under "looking for a good d#%* in the ass" after he hit on me for the 3rd time in quiz section." 
29842984. #16 "drunk fucked my ex-prof, boyfriend still loves me." 
29852985. #15 "Got caught masturbating in church as a kid to a picture of the virgin mary" 
29862986. #14 "All the foreign kids walk on the fucking wrong side of the hallway." 
29872987. #13 "My roommate is 50 pounds heavier than me like hope i get the top bunk overweight. and borrows all my clothes. She thinks I don't know but they are all stretched out. Should I say something?" 
29882988. #12 "I really want to have sex." 
29892989. #11 "I was watching "Enter the Dragon" one night in my room. My door was open and I noticed this girl that walked by and peaked into my room. I invited her to enter my dragon. She agreed. We watched the movie and left sometime later that night." 
29902990. #10 "I have made a few close girlfriends since I have lived in McMahon. There is one girl who I have become especially close with named "S". I went to a party last weekend with her and my cluster-mates. I met a cute guy who took special interest in me and we hit it off and left the party. Later we hooked up. The next day he texted me saying he had a girlfriend and we should keep things on the DL, which was fine with me. Back at the dorms, the girl who has been my best friend since being at UW, "S", left her phone on the table in the lounge and she got a phone call. The caller id said "boyfriend " with a photo of the guy I hooked up with the night before." 
29912991. #9 "Sometimes I want to just approach those pesky Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses at Red Square and tell them to fuck off, that I am in fact the spawn of Satan, that I will not repent, and will fornicate promiscuously til my dick falls off. But then again I don't because I'll just end up with 10 pamphlets in my hands 30 minutes later." 
29922992. #8 "I used to move the furniture around in one of the lounge's in my sorority just to piss off the girls who left their shit all over the place." 
29932993. #7 "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am spending your hard earned money on a soc. major, dollar beers and have taken up drawing naked ladies in class." 
29942994. #6 "I hooked up with a guy at WSU and gave him herpes." 
29952995. #5 "This one time at a frat party I pooped in the upper decker, I'm a girl." 
29962996. #4 "UW Asian girls are easy....really easy!" 
29972997. #3 "I gave Chlamydia to my boyfriend... and his bestfriend." 
29982998. #2 "I am Ironman" 
29992999. #1 "there was a party on 50th right by the highway.... I pissed in the pink panty droppers... Cheers!"