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8♪ Whatever your ship
9And wherever your sea ♪
10
112
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13♪ Keep haulin', keep haulin' ♪
14
153
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17♪ Whatever your storm
18Or your rocks may be ♪
19
204
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22♪ Keep haulin', boys ♪
23
245
2500:01:15,835 --> 00:01:19,501
26♪ Hold your course and don't let go ♪
27
286
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30♪ Keep haulin', boys ♪
31
327
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34♪ Hold your course and don't let go ♪
35
368
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38♪ Keep haulin', boys ♪
39
409
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42South-westerly,
43veering north-westerly, six to gale eight.
44
4510
4600:01:37,751 --> 00:01:39,585
47Perhaps severe gale nine.
48
4911
5000:01:39,668 --> 00:01:42,001
51Later moderate or poor becoming good.
52
5312
5400:01:42,835 --> 00:01:46,085
55Biscay south-westerly six
56to gale eight, occasional rain.
57
5813
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60Moderate or poor.
61
6214
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64Granfer?
65
6615
6700:01:49,460 --> 00:01:51,835
68- Yeah?
69- Can I come out on the boat with you?
70
7116
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73You got school today, my love.
74Lessons to learn.
75
7617
7700:01:55,710 --> 00:01:58,126
78They can't teach me
79how to bait a lobster pot.
80
8118
8200:01:58,210 --> 00:02:01,876
83I think your mother might use me as bait
84if I let you play hooky.
85
8619
8700:02:02,460 --> 00:02:04,335
88Now, here.
89
9020
9100:02:04,418 --> 00:02:06,418
92I'll take you out on Saturday. All right?
93
9421
9500:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,085
96Go on.
97
9822
9900:02:13,626 --> 00:02:16,210
100What the bloody hell's
101going on down here, Jago?
102
10323
10400:02:17,001 --> 00:02:20,126
105I can't find her.
106
10724
10800:02:21,710 --> 00:02:24,460
109A grown man... wandering around...
110
11125
11200:02:25,376 --> 00:02:28,501
113with a pixie in his pocket
114needs his head examining.
115
11626
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118Hey, you won't say that when
119I'm dragged down to Davy Jones' locker.
120
12127
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123Well, at least
124I'll get a decent night's sleep. Here!
125
12628
12700:02:38,376 --> 00:02:41,793
128Have a good day, my darlin' maid.
129
13029
13100:02:42,626 --> 00:02:44,418
132'Tis still the middle
133of the bleedin' night.
134
13530
13600:02:44,501 --> 00:02:46,585
137- Ahh.
138- Oh, no!
139
14031
14100:02:54,460 --> 00:02:56,300
142Here, let me give you a hand with that,
143Father.
144
14532
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147All set, Jim.
148
14933
15000:02:57,710 --> 00:02:58,835
151Good lad.
152
15334
15400:03:00,251 --> 00:03:03,918
155Here he is, just like clockwork.
156Turns up when all the work's done.
157
15835
15900:03:04,668 --> 00:03:07,668
160- What time do you call this then?
161- Ungodly!
162
16336
16400:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,500
165Here. Dad and I
166found another song last night.
167
16837
16900:03:14,543 --> 00:03:15,543
170- Yeah?
171- Yeah.
172
17338
17400:03:15,626 --> 00:03:17,710
175- What's that, then?
176- "Nelson's Blood."
177
17839
17900:03:17,793 --> 00:03:20,751
180- Love song, is it?
181- Oh, no. Not quite.
182
18340
18400:03:21,251 --> 00:03:24,418
185So, apparently,
186at the Battle of Trafalgar,
187
18841
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190they had to put Lord Nelson's corpse
191in a big, bloody barrel of brandy.
192
19342
19400:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,126
195What did they use? Martell or Courvoisier?
196
19743
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199A big word for this time of day, innit?
200
20144
20200:03:35,085 --> 00:03:36,418
203Well, how's the song go, then?
204
20545
20600:03:37,001 --> 00:03:40,710
207♪ And a drop of Nelson's blood
208Wouldn't do us any harm ♪
209
21046
21100:03:40,793 --> 00:03:44,543
212♪ And a drop of Nelson's blood
213Wouldn't do us any harm ♪
214
21547
21600:03:44,626 --> 00:03:48,251
217♪ And a drop of Nelson's blood
218Wouldn't do us any harm ♪
219
22048
22100:03:48,335 --> 00:03:51,460
222♪ And we'll all hang on behind ♪
223
22449
22500:03:51,543 --> 00:03:56,043
226♪ Come on and roll the old chariot along ♪
227
22850
22900:03:56,126 --> 00:03:59,876
230♪ We'll roll the old chariot along ♪
231
23251
23300:03:59,960 --> 00:04:03,668
234♪ We'll roll the old chariot along ♪
235
23652
23700:04:03,751 --> 00:04:07,126
238♪ And we'll all hang on behind ♪
239
24053
24100:04:07,460 --> 00:04:11,335
242♪ And a damn good flogging
243Wouldn't do us any harm ♪
244
24554
24600:04:11,710 --> 00:04:15,376
247♪ And a damn good flogging
248Wouldn't do us any harm ♪
249
25055
25100:04:15,460 --> 00:04:19,418
252♪ And a damn good flogging
253Wouldn't do us any harm ♪
254
25556
25600:04:19,501 --> 00:04:22,293
257♪ And we'll all hang on behind ♪
258
25957
26000:04:22,376 --> 00:04:27,126
261♪ Come on and roll the old chariot along ♪
262
26358
26400:04:27,210 --> 00:04:29,668
265♪ We'll roll the old... ♪
266
26759
26800:04:42,918 --> 00:04:44,358
269What's going on?
270
27160
27200:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,769
273It's going straight to voice mail.
274
27561
27600:04:45,793 --> 00:04:48,460
277- Let's just leave without him.
278- Totally. You snooze, you lose.
279
28062
28100:04:48,543 --> 00:04:50,644
282There is no way he's getting out
283of your stag do that easy.
284
28563
28600:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,293
287Yeah.
288
28964
29000:04:56,376 --> 00:04:57,585
291I'm on my way, Troy.
292
29365
29400:05:00,793 --> 00:05:03,918
295See, what I don't get,
296is why a smart-arse lawyer
297
29866
29900:05:04,001 --> 00:05:05,460
300wouldn't insist on a prenup.
301
30267
30300:05:05,543 --> 00:05:07,085
304It's called trust, Danny.
305
30668
30700:05:07,168 --> 00:05:09,418
308Is that why Abigail
309didn't trust you to go to Vegas?
310
31169
31200:05:09,501 --> 00:05:11,960
313She did. She just didn't trust you guys
314to take care of me.
315
31670
31700:05:13,335 --> 00:05:15,793
318No, sailing a yacht
319out into the wide blue yonder.
320
32171
32200:05:15,876 --> 00:05:17,085
323That's much more of a buzz.
324
32572
32600:05:17,168 --> 00:05:18,328
327If you ever hear me say that,
328
32973
33000:05:18,376 --> 00:05:21,418
331fly me to Switzerland and check me
332into the euthanasia clinic, pronto.
333
33474
33500:05:21,501 --> 00:05:23,293
336With pleasure, mate.
337
33875
33900:05:23,376 --> 00:05:26,096
340You're just cynical because
341you've not met the right girl yet, Danny.
342
34376
34400:05:26,126 --> 00:05:29,543
345No. It's because monogamy...
346It isn't natural.
347
34877
34900:05:29,626 --> 00:05:31,543
350That is... That is right. That is right.
351
35278
35300:05:31,626 --> 00:05:33,668
354In mammals,
355it is practically non-existent.
356
35779
35800:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,501
359What about penguins?
360
36180
36200:05:36,585 --> 00:05:38,936
363They mate for life. I saw it
364on a documentary on Animal Planet.
365
36681
36700:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,418
368Penguins live on the South Pole, Henry,
369where it's a hundred below zero.
370
37182
37200:05:42,501 --> 00:05:45,501
373No way they're gonna get their
374crown jewels out for a bit on the side.
375
37683
37700:05:46,085 --> 00:05:48,876
378For them, monogamy is all about
379keeping their bollocks warm.
380
38184
38200:05:50,293 --> 00:05:52,126
383- ♪ Ooh ♪
384- ♪ I'm gonna get me some ♪
385
38685
38700:05:52,210 --> 00:05:54,251
388♪ Sippin' all day on Coke and rum ♪
389
39086
39100:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,168
392♪ Somebody tell the sun ♪
393
39487
39500:05:56,251 --> 00:05:58,335
396♪ I'm ready to burn and have some fun ♪
397
39888
39900:05:58,418 --> 00:06:00,960
400Come on. We're gonna be late.
401
40289
40300:06:01,043 --> 00:06:02,335
404Coming, Mam.
405
40690
40700:06:03,876 --> 00:06:05,335
408- Got everything?
409- Yup.
410
41191
41200:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,293
413- Two times two.
414- Four.
415
41692
41700:06:19,376 --> 00:06:21,335
418- Three times three.
419- Nine.
420
42193
42200:06:21,418 --> 00:06:25,626
423When possible, make
424a U-turn. When possible, make a U-turn.
425
42694
42700:06:25,710 --> 00:06:27,335
428Stop repeating yourself, woman!
429
43095
43100:06:27,418 --> 00:06:30,352
432Henry, you better get used to it.
433That's what marriage sounds like.
434
43596
43600:06:30,376 --> 00:06:32,710
437- Four times four?
438- Sixteen.
439
44097
44100:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,876
442- Five times five?
443- Mmm.
444
44598
44600:06:36,043 --> 00:06:39,085
447Hey.
448
44999
45000:06:39,168 --> 00:06:41,728
451- You have to reverse.
452- You gonna have to back up, mate.
453
454100
45500:06:41,793 --> 00:06:44,876
456- Any damage is coming out of your bonus.
457- No pressure, mate.
458
459101
46000:06:46,085 --> 00:06:48,543
461One of you's gonna have to get out
462and help me. Please?
463
464102
46500:06:49,460 --> 00:06:50,876
466I'll deal with it.
467
468103
46900:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,543
470Sorry, love.
471
472104
47300:07:01,210 --> 00:07:03,210
474Um, would you mind backing up?
475
476105
47700:07:03,293 --> 00:07:07,335
478Only it's a bit tight down this end,
479and my friend's only just passed his test.
480
481106
48200:07:07,418 --> 00:07:10,418
483Yeah, I'm amazed he got a licence
484considering he's visually impaired.
485
486107
48700:07:10,501 --> 00:07:12,376
488- It's a one-way street.
489- What?
490
491108
49200:07:14,126 --> 00:07:18,835
493Sorry about that.
494We're from out of town.
495
496109
49700:07:18,918 --> 00:07:21,960
498Yeah, you don't say. Only an idiot
499would bring that thing down here.
500
501110
50200:07:22,043 --> 00:07:24,352
503Oh, nothing to do with the bright spark
504who designed a road system
505
506111
50700:07:24,376 --> 00:07:25,602
508that's too narrow to drive down.
509
510112
51100:07:25,626 --> 00:07:28,126
512Yeah, how short-sighted
513of the 17th century town planner
514
515113
51600:07:28,210 --> 00:07:30,835
517not to account for that cock extension.
518
519114
52000:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,626
521You're gonna have to back up.
522
523115
52400:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,876
525What a tosser.
526
527116
52800:07:41,793 --> 00:07:43,543
529What's a... tosser?
530
531117
53200:07:44,626 --> 00:07:45,960
533Well...
534
535118
53600:07:46,043 --> 00:07:48,251
537So let's have a toast, ay?
538
539119
54000:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,710
541To-To the newest resident of Port Isaac.
542
543120
54400:07:51,626 --> 00:07:54,168
545- To Kenwyn.
546- To Kenwyn.
547
548121
54900:07:54,251 --> 00:07:58,501
550May he bring as much joy, laughter
551and wisdom to our world as...
552
553122
55400:07:58,585 --> 00:07:59,626
555as his granfer did.
556
557123
55800:08:00,751 --> 00:08:01,751
559Thanks, Jim.
560
561124
56200:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,835
563I'll be there in a minute.
564
565125
56600:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,376
567Who's Sir Walter Raleigh?
568
569126
57000:08:07,460 --> 00:08:09,751
571Some wanker from London.
572
573127
57400:08:09,835 --> 00:08:11,811
575Apparently, they're staying up
576at Charles Montegue's place.
577
578128
57900:08:11,835 --> 00:08:14,293
580Huh? Damn bloody emmets.
581
582129
58300:08:14,876 --> 00:08:17,835
584Coming down here like they own the place
585with their second homes,
586
587130
58800:08:17,918 --> 00:08:20,876
589and... only visit twice a bloody year.
590
591131
59200:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,960
593Gives us two chances to take their money,
594son.
595
596132
59700:08:24,043 --> 00:08:25,311
598If it were down to me,
599
600133
60100:08:25,335 --> 00:08:29,126
602we'd have toll booths on every road
603crossing the River Tamar.
604
605134
60600:08:29,210 --> 00:08:30,418
607That's what they do in Wales.
608
609135
61000:08:30,501 --> 00:08:32,710
611Charge the buggers
612for the privilege of coming in.
613
614136
61500:08:32,793 --> 00:08:36,835
616Hey, you get any more militant, my son,
617
618137
61900:08:36,918 --> 00:08:39,460
620you'll have to join
621the Cornish National Liberation Army.
622
623138
62400:08:39,543 --> 00:08:41,085
625- I never left, Father.
626- Good boy.
627
628139
62900:08:43,376 --> 00:08:45,460
630- Hello, gentlemen.
631- How are you?
632
633140
63400:08:45,543 --> 00:08:47,918
635- Four pints of lager, please.
636- Lager?
637
638141
63900:08:48,001 --> 00:08:51,460
640I'm afraid we don't have much call
641for fizzy drinks this time of year.
642
643142
64400:08:51,543 --> 00:08:56,126
645We've got Tribute, Proper Job
646and guest ale, Bishop's Finger.
647
648143
64900:08:56,210 --> 00:08:57,585
650Do we know where it's been?
651
652144
65300:08:57,668 --> 00:09:00,543
654That was good, man. That was good.
655
656145
65700:09:01,251 --> 00:09:05,210
658No. But I got a pretty good idea
659where he could stick it.
660
661146
66200:09:16,585 --> 00:09:19,585
663Oh, here he is. Captain Pugwash.
664
665147
66600:09:19,668 --> 00:09:21,251
667- Don't shout.
668- Morning, chaps.
669
670148
67100:09:21,835 --> 00:09:23,626
672Slight change of plan, I'm afraid.
673
674149
67500:09:23,710 --> 00:09:26,168
676We won't be casting off
677or trimming the jib today.
678
679150
68000:09:26,251 --> 00:09:27,519
681Is that a euphemism?
682
683151
68400:09:27,543 --> 00:09:30,210
685No, the boat's stuck in Milford Haven
686with a ripped sail.
687
688152
68900:09:30,751 --> 00:09:33,085
690- Where's Milford Haven?
691- Wales.
692
693153
69400:09:33,168 --> 00:09:35,210
695- How we gettin' there?
696- We're not, Driss.
697
698154
69900:09:35,293 --> 00:09:38,460
700You're telling me I gave up a seat
701at the roulette table in the Bellagio
702
703155
70400:09:38,543 --> 00:09:39,626
705for a weekend yachting,
706
707156
70800:09:39,710 --> 00:09:40,960
709and we don't have a yacht?
710
711157
71200:09:41,418 --> 00:09:42,418
713Correct.
714
715158
71600:09:42,501 --> 00:09:44,293
717Well, what are we gonna do instead?
718
719159
72000:09:48,168 --> 00:09:50,710
721Whoa!
722
723160
72400:09:50,793 --> 00:09:54,585
725It's last man standing!
726
727161
72800:09:56,835 --> 00:09:58,543
729Hey, guys. I'm getting the hang of this.
730
731162
73200:09:58,626 --> 00:10:00,585
733Oh, oh, New York, here I come!
734
735163
73600:10:01,585 --> 00:10:04,210
737- No sign of those numpties?
738- No.
739
740164
74100:10:04,293 --> 00:10:06,668
742- When were they due back?
743- About two hours ago.
744
745165
74600:10:10,793 --> 00:10:13,113
747- We've gotta get those boards.
748- I am staying on dry land.
749
750166
75100:10:13,168 --> 00:10:15,210
752Another 20 minutes,
753and there won't be any!
754
755167
75600:10:15,293 --> 00:10:17,251
757Hey, hey. You can get that one.
758Get that one.
759
760168
76100:10:17,335 --> 00:10:18,710
762I'm not sure. I'll try.
763
764169
76500:10:18,793 --> 00:10:20,769
766Henry, no.
767He's gonna fall and crack his head open.
768
769170
77000:10:20,793 --> 00:10:22,602
771- Danny, he could get that one.
772- I'm gonna fall...
773
774171
77500:10:22,626 --> 00:10:25,168
776- No, he can get it.
777- Help!
778
779172
78000:10:26,210 --> 00:10:30,085
781Jago, I need you to come
782and help me get these sheets off the line.
783
784173
78500:10:30,168 --> 00:10:32,876
786He's a fisherman, Maggie,
787not a bloody chambermaid.
788
789174
79000:10:34,793 --> 00:10:37,585
791This has to be
792the worst stag do of all time.
793
794175
79500:10:40,501 --> 00:10:42,460
796Christ, we've got a shout!
797
798176
79900:10:42,543 --> 00:10:43,668
800Where's me pager, Maggie?
801
802177
80300:10:43,751 --> 00:10:48,501
804Don't ask me. I'm a barmaid,
805not a Lifeboat Operations Manager.
806
807178
80800:10:49,168 --> 00:10:52,001
809- What we got?
810- Three men in the water off Tag's Pit!
811
812179
81300:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,085
814Dig! Dig!
815
816180
81700:10:58,876 --> 00:11:01,501
818- Over here!
819- Boat! Help!
820
821181
82200:11:03,918 --> 00:11:06,751
823All right now. Stay calm. Wait.
824
825182
82600:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,710
827- One at a time!
828- Move. Move.
829
830183
83100:11:09,793 --> 00:11:12,376
832- One at a time!
833- Careful. Get up. Get up.
834
835184
83600:11:13,210 --> 00:11:15,418
837All right. You. Get on.
838
839185
84000:11:15,501 --> 00:11:17,701
841Oh, thank you so much.
842I thought we were goners.
843
844186
84500:11:33,585 --> 00:11:35,626
846Here, ladies. You forgot your handbag.
847
848187
84900:11:36,335 --> 00:11:38,960
850Oof. Oh.
851
852188
85300:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,585
854We're on a stag do.
855
856189
85700:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,019
858You're never gonna get to the wedding
859if you carry on like that.
860
861190
86200:11:44,043 --> 00:11:46,763
863- Take it easy, Jim.
864- Well, they're hangin'. All of 'em.
865
866191
86700:11:47,335 --> 00:11:49,335
868Probably been on the wacky backy too.
869
870192
87100:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,519
872- Wacky backy?
873- Jim, come on.
874
875193
87600:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,293
877Well, why else would they drag us out
878on a day like this?
879
880194
88100:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,918
882Hey, relax, chief.
883We come in peace, man. Okay?
884
885195
88600:11:56,001 --> 00:11:57,126
887Chief?
888
889196
89000:11:57,626 --> 00:12:00,543
891Hey, listen. We're just not
892used to the ocean, all right?
893
894197
89500:12:00,626 --> 00:12:03,001
896You'd do well to show her
897a bit of respect.
898
899198
90000:12:03,085 --> 00:12:04,126
901- Oh, shit!
902- What?
903
904199
90500:12:04,210 --> 00:12:05,460
906Driss!
907
908200
90900:12:08,168 --> 00:12:09,918
910Help!
911
912201
91300:12:12,543 --> 00:12:14,376
914Help!
915
916202
91700:12:15,043 --> 00:12:17,376
918Help.
919
920203
92100:12:18,460 --> 00:12:21,126
922Port Isaac, this is Whisky Bravo 178.
923
924204
92500:12:21,210 --> 00:12:24,126
926We've a fix one kilometre south-west
927of Tag's Pit.
928
929205
93000:12:24,210 --> 00:12:28,251
931Getting quite badly burned, so...
932take your time. Over.
933
934206
93500:12:29,626 --> 00:12:31,793
936One, two, testing. One, two.
937
938207
93900:12:33,668 --> 00:12:37,251
940One, two, one, two, one, two.
941
942208
94300:12:37,335 --> 00:12:41,626
944I thought we was having a sing-song,
945not putting on a bloody rock concert.
946
947209
94800:12:41,710 --> 00:12:44,293
949You're not here to hide, Jago.
950You're here to be heard.
951
952210
95300:12:44,376 --> 00:12:45,710
954Thank you, Yoko Ono.
955
956211
95700:12:45,793 --> 00:12:48,960
958- I shall be listening.
959- I know you will.
960
961212
96200:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,418
963See you, Sal.
964
965213
96600:12:53,001 --> 00:12:55,210
967Can't keep ignoring the bank, Rowan.
968
969214
97000:12:59,376 --> 00:13:01,626
971You need to call them.
972
973215
97400:13:03,001 --> 00:13:04,918
975I'm not sure what to say.
976
977216
97800:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,835
979This came from the Inland Revenue.
980
981217
98200:13:19,126 --> 00:13:22,251
983I am not the pheasant plucker.
984
985218
98600:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,793
987I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
988
989219
99000:13:25,085 --> 00:13:30,210
991And I'm only plucking pheasants
992'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
993
994220
99500:13:30,293 --> 00:13:32,418
996I'm only fucking pheas...
997
998221
99900:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,960
1000No, I... I can't get my tongue round it!
1001
1002222
100300:13:35,043 --> 00:13:37,710
1004Well, that's not what Rowan's
1005been telling everyone.
1006
1007223
100800:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,543
1009Get off me, you great arse!
1010
1011224
101200:13:41,626 --> 00:13:44,751
1013Here, do you two want to get a room
1014or shall we get on with it, eh?
1015
1016225
101700:13:44,835 --> 00:13:46,710
1018Ooh!
1019
1020226
102100:13:50,710 --> 00:13:53,543
1022Ladies and gentlemen,
1023we're the Fisherman's Friends.
1024
1025227
102600:13:53,918 --> 00:13:55,585
1027We all hail from Port Isaac,
1028
1029228
103000:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,918
1031and the songs we're singing today
1032are about sailors and the sea.
1033
1034229
103500:13:59,001 --> 00:14:02,251
1036These songs come from a time
1037when sailors were clapped in irons,
1038
1039230
104000:14:02,335 --> 00:14:05,210
1041hung from the highest yardarm,
1042nailed to the mast,
1043
1044231
104500:14:05,293 --> 00:14:06,293
1046shanghaied, wanghaied...
1047
1048232
104900:14:06,376 --> 00:14:08,227
1050- Hey, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
1051- What? Here?
1052
1053233
105400:14:08,251 --> 00:14:09,769
1055- Yeah, here. Right here. Pull in.
1056- Why?
1057
1058234
105900:14:09,793 --> 00:14:12,085
1060...rum, bum, buggered, blinded...
1061
1062235
106300:14:15,043 --> 00:14:16,626
1064And that was all before they set sail.
1065
1066236
106700:14:18,293 --> 00:14:20,835
1068Jim over there,
1069he's been sufferin' from a sore throat.
1070
1071237
107200:14:20,918 --> 00:14:24,543
1073Sounds nasty. Have you consulted
1074your health care professional about it?
1075
1076238
107700:14:24,626 --> 00:14:25,918
1078Yes, I have, son.
1079
1080239
108100:14:26,001 --> 00:14:29,710
1082Well, if the antibiotics don't work, you
1083can always suck on a Fisherman's Friend.
1084
1085240
108600:14:29,793 --> 00:14:32,210
1087Oh.
1088
1089241
109000:14:32,293 --> 00:14:37,043
1091This next song is John Kanaka,
1092a right rascal if ever there was one.
1093
1094242
109500:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,460
1096♪ I thought I heard the old man say ♪
1097
1098243
109900:14:40,543 --> 00:14:43,793
1100- ♪ Hoo ♪
1101- ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪
1102
1103244
110400:14:43,876 --> 00:14:47,085
1105♪ Today, today, it's a holiday ♪
1106
1107245
110800:14:47,168 --> 00:14:50,835
1109- ♪ Hoo ♪
1110- ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪
1111
1112246
111300:14:50,918 --> 00:14:54,168
1114- ♪ Tu-rie-ay, oh, tu-rie-ay ♪
1115- It's good man. It's good.
1116
1117247
111800:14:55,376 --> 00:14:56,543
1119Yeah.
1120
1121248
112200:14:56,626 --> 00:14:58,352
1123- Oh, this is bloody torture.
1124- No, no, no, no.
1125
1126249
112700:14:58,376 --> 00:15:01,001
1128I want these guys signed up
1129to Duke Management's roster.
1130
1131250
113200:15:01,085 --> 00:15:03,205
1133Yeah, why don't you sign 'em up for life?
1134
1135251
113600:15:03,251 --> 00:15:04,335
1137I'm serious, man.
1138
1139252
114000:15:04,751 --> 00:15:07,710
1141♪ We're bound away for Frisco Bay ♪
1142
1143253
114400:15:07,793 --> 00:15:11,543
1145- ♪ Hoo ♪
1146- ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪
1147
1148254
114900:15:11,626 --> 00:15:15,376
1150They're funny. They look the part.
1151They're singing copyright-free songs.
1152
1153255
115400:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,335
1155- What is not to like?
1156- Everything.
1157
1158256
115900:15:17,418 --> 00:15:18,960
1160Oh, don't be so cynical.
1161
1162257
116300:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,835
1164These songs
1165are reminiscent of the work songs
1166
1167258
116800:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,960
1169sung on the plantations by my people.
1170
1171259
117200:15:24,043 --> 00:15:26,501
1173I'm not sure these are slave songs, Troy.
1174
1175260
117600:15:28,835 --> 00:15:31,626
1177Well, okay,
1178but fishermen are slaves to the sea,
1179
1180261
118100:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,501
1182and exploited peoples across the globe
1183
1184262
118500:15:33,585 --> 00:15:35,918
1186have always shared their suffering
1187through song.
1188
1189263
119000:15:36,835 --> 00:15:39,668
1191- ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪
1192- Still feels like a long-shot, Troy.
1193
1194264
119500:15:39,751 --> 00:15:42,710
1196No, no. Trust me.
1197My dad is gonna dig this historical shit.
1198
1199265
120000:15:42,793 --> 00:15:43,918
1201The label will dig it.
1202
1203266
120400:15:44,001 --> 00:15:47,043
1205Why don't you go do what you do best?
1206Sign 'em up.
1207
1208267
120900:15:47,126 --> 00:15:49,166
1210No, no, no, no. Don't send me up there.
1211I'm hangin'.
1212
1213268
121400:15:49,210 --> 00:15:52,335
1215Well, go hang with them. Get.
1216
1217269
121800:15:53,001 --> 00:15:56,293
1219♪ Just one more heave, and that'll do ♪
1220
1221270
122200:15:56,376 --> 00:15:59,710
1223- ♪ Hoo ♪
1224- ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪
1225
1226271
122700:15:59,793 --> 00:16:03,293
1228♪ For we're the crew
1229That'll pull her through, hoo ♪
1230
1231272
123200:16:03,376 --> 00:16:06,585
1233You're not serious about signing
1234this bunch of inbreds, are you?
1235
1236273
123700:16:07,126 --> 00:16:08,293
1238Of course not.
1239
1240274
124100:16:08,376 --> 00:16:10,835
1242♪ Oh, tu-rie-ay ♪
1243
1244275
124500:16:10,918 --> 00:16:13,710
1246♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪
1247
1248276
124900:16:13,793 --> 00:16:17,126
1250♪ I thought I heard the old man say ♪
1251
1252277
125300:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,460
1254- ♪ Hoo ♪
1255- ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪
1256
1257278
125800:16:20,543 --> 00:16:23,835
1259♪ Today, today it's a holiday ♪
1260
1261279
126200:16:23,918 --> 00:16:27,335
1263- ♪ Hoo ♪
1264- ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪
1265
1266280
126700:16:27,418 --> 00:16:31,043
1268♪ Tu-rie-ay, oh, tu-rie-ay ♪
1269
1270281
127100:16:31,126 --> 00:16:32,585
1272I think you've got an admirer.
1273
1274282
127500:16:32,668 --> 00:16:35,126
1276♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪
1277
1278283
127900:16:35,210 --> 00:16:38,043
1280- ♪ Tu-rie-ay, oh... ♪
1281- Enough of your meddlin', Grandma.
1282
1283284
128400:16:38,126 --> 00:16:40,710
1285Last time you played Cupid,
1286the bloke turned out to be my cousin.
1287
1288285
128900:16:40,793 --> 00:16:43,543
1290♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪
1291
1292286
129300:16:43,626 --> 00:16:45,835
1294Once removed.
1295
1296287
129700:16:46,376 --> 00:16:47,418
1298Nice one!
1299
1300288
130100:16:52,710 --> 00:16:55,585
1302I'll be with you in a minute.
1303
1304289
130500:16:57,168 --> 00:16:58,293
1306Small world.
1307
1308290
130900:16:59,168 --> 00:17:02,626
1310Um, just out of interest,
1311what kind of music were they singing?
1312
1313291
131400:17:02,710 --> 00:17:04,710
1315The rock 'n' roll of 1752.
1316
1317292
131800:17:05,668 --> 00:17:08,168
1319- That'll be 38 pound, fifty.
1320- Ta, my lover.
1321
1322293
132300:17:10,168 --> 00:17:12,460
1324- I'll get these.
1325- Oh, thank you.
1326
1327294
132800:17:12,543 --> 00:17:15,710
1329Well, you saved our lives yesterday.
1330It's the least I could do.
1331
1332295
133300:17:18,626 --> 00:17:21,710
1334I'd like to talk to you and the boys
1335about the future of the group.
1336
1337296
133800:17:22,418 --> 00:17:23,918
1339- Future?
1340- Yeah.
1341
1342297
134300:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,710
1344I manage bands,
1345and I'm interested in representing you.
1346
1347298
134800:17:27,793 --> 00:17:30,126
1349You'd better come and talk to the boys.
1350
1351299
135200:17:31,918 --> 00:17:36,751
1353For your information,
1354my Jago is the Roger Daltry of the group.
1355
1356300
135700:17:37,376 --> 00:17:39,043
1358Well, I'll bear that in mind.
1359
1360301
136100:17:41,376 --> 00:17:43,543
1362Here, you'll never guess what.
1363
1364302
136500:17:44,376 --> 00:17:47,668
1366- Our boys have just been talent-spotted.
1367- By who?
1368
1369303
137000:17:47,751 --> 00:17:49,085
1371Your admirer.
1372
1373304
137400:17:49,751 --> 00:17:52,876
1375Apparently, he's some kind of big shot
1376in the music industry.
1377
1378305
137900:17:52,960 --> 00:17:57,835
1380Watching you sing was one of those...
1381rare moments in the music business
1382
1383306
138400:17:57,918 --> 00:18:01,793
1385when you realise you are
1386witnessing something truly original.
1387
1388307
138900:18:01,876 --> 00:18:04,835
1390The bottom line is...
1391you've got a unique sound.
1392
1393308
139400:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,876
1395And we believe we can help you
1396get it released by a major label.
1397
1398309
139900:18:19,918 --> 00:18:21,960
1400You can't be...
1401
1402310
140300:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,418
1404Now, all right, all right.
1405Now look, look, look.
1406
1407311
140800:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,126
1409I'm serious.
1410
1411312
141200:18:28,251 --> 00:18:31,126
1413So how's about we crack open the champagne
1414and get this deal done?
1415
1416313
141700:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,501
1418Right here. Right now.
1419
1420314
142100:18:32,585 --> 00:18:34,668
1422Hang on. You mean this is for real?
1423
1424315
142500:18:35,293 --> 00:18:39,001
1426Thanks for the offer, son,
1427but we're just fishermen, see.
1428
1429316
143000:18:39,085 --> 00:18:42,626
1431We have no need to sell our souls
1432for 15 minutes of fame.
1433
1434317
143500:18:43,585 --> 00:18:45,001
1436Especially to an emmet.
1437
1438318
143900:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,501
1440An emmet?
1441
1442319
144300:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,501
1444It's old Cornish for an ant.
1445
1446320
144700:18:50,293 --> 00:18:53,001
1448Something that invades in large numbers,
1449
1450321
145100:18:53,918 --> 00:18:57,793
1452causes great irritation
1453and is a helluva job to get rid of.
1454
1455322
145600:18:57,876 --> 00:18:59,710
1457Now, if you don't mind...
1458
1459323
146000:19:01,751 --> 00:19:04,168
1461some of us have got some real work to do.
1462
1463324
146400:19:10,793 --> 00:19:12,126
1465Thanks for your time.
1466
1467325
146800:19:16,585 --> 00:19:17,626
1469Where's the...?
1470
1471326
147200:19:26,543 --> 00:19:29,293
1473Oh. Come on.
1474
1475327
147600:19:31,626 --> 00:19:32,876
1477Fuck it. Just one bar.
1478
1479328
148000:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,001
1481The only place you'll get reception
1482down here is on the sea wall.
1483
1484329
148500:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,043
1486Way out there?
1487
1488330
148900:19:44,210 --> 00:19:45,293
1490- Is that Danny?
1491- Mmm.
1492
1493331
149400:19:45,376 --> 00:19:47,835
1495Is that... Wait. All right. All right.
1496All right, get it.
1497
1498332
149900:19:47,918 --> 00:19:50,293
1500Hey, Danny, what's going on, man?
1501
1502333
150300:19:50,376 --> 00:19:52,376
1504Where the bloody hell
1505have you parked the car?
1506
1507334
150800:19:52,460 --> 00:19:54,710
1509- Ah, sorry, bro. We had to peel out.
1510- Eh?
1511
1512335
151300:19:54,793 --> 00:19:58,335
1514- Major, major crisis.
1515- Well, what about this major crisis?
1516
1517336
151800:19:58,418 --> 00:20:01,293
1519Look,
1520you never leave a man behind enemy lines.
1521
1522337
152300:20:01,376 --> 00:20:02,543
1524First rule of war!
1525
1526338
152700:20:02,626 --> 00:20:04,644
1528First rule of rock 'n' roll,
1529don't forget the money.
1530
1531339
153200:20:04,668 --> 00:20:07,251
1533As soon as they've signed,
1534we'll get you out of there.
1535
1536340
153700:20:07,335 --> 00:20:10,501
1538I'm sorry to disappoint you,
1539but they ain't signing anything, mate.
1540
1541341
154200:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,418
1543- Hello?
1544- Oh, oh, Danny.
1545
1546342
154700:20:13,501 --> 00:20:14,543
1548Hello?
1549
1550343
155100:20:14,626 --> 00:20:16,710
1552I'm... I'm sorry.
1553Have-Have you lost your touch?
1554
1555344
155600:20:16,793 --> 00:20:19,668
1557No. These guys aren't interested
1558in fame and fortune.
1559
1560345
156100:20:19,751 --> 00:20:22,668
1562Hey, hey. Everybody's interested
1563in fame and fortune.
1564
1565346
156600:20:22,751 --> 00:20:25,085
1567So do your job and close the deal.
1568
1569347
157000:20:25,835 --> 00:20:29,293
1571I don't want to wake up and find out
1572somebody else has beat us to it.
1573
1574348
157500:20:32,668 --> 00:20:36,168
1576Hello. Hello? Shit.
1577
1578349
157900:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,501
1580Ooh.
1581
1582350
158300:20:42,126 --> 00:20:44,251
1584Hold up! Whoa, whoa. Hold up.
1585
1586351
158700:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,418
1588What's it gonna take
1589to get you boys over the line, eh?
1590
1591352
159200:20:49,710 --> 00:20:53,043
1593Sorry, Danny. It isn't going to happen.
1594
1595353
159600:20:53,918 --> 00:20:56,501
1597For me, Leadville and Rowan
1598'tis a dream come true, but...
1599
1600354
160100:20:57,460 --> 00:20:59,210
1602but me boy and a few others ain't so keen.
1603
1604355
160500:20:59,293 --> 00:21:02,293
1606We don't need the others, Jago.
1607Five is more than enough.
1608
1609356
161000:21:02,376 --> 00:21:05,501
1611In fact, five is the magic number
1612when it comes to any boy band.
1613
1614357
161500:21:05,585 --> 00:21:08,335
1616You know, look at, er, the Jackson Five,
1617Take That.
1618
1619358
162000:21:09,251 --> 00:21:12,293
1621Now, we got to stick together down here,
1622one an' all.
1623
1624359
162500:21:13,335 --> 00:21:17,001
1626That's the difference between
1627sinking or swimming in a place like this.
1628
1629360
163000:21:17,085 --> 00:21:20,876
1631Yup, the only way this'll work
1632is if you manage to convince Jim.
1633
1634361
163500:21:21,668 --> 00:21:23,876
1636Well, how do I do that?
1637
1638362
163900:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,918
1640There's an old Corny saying.
1641
1642363
164300:21:27,001 --> 00:21:31,585
1644You never know a man till you find out
1645what his legs is made of at sea.
1646
1647364
164800:21:44,251 --> 00:21:45,918
1649Where's the lift?
1650
1651365
165200:21:59,626 --> 00:22:02,418
1653I thought I'd made my position
1654perfectly clear.
1655
1656366
165700:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,668
1658You did,
1659but us ants are tricky to get rid of.
1660
1661367
166200:22:05,751 --> 00:22:06,793
1663Hello, darling'.
1664
1665368
166600:22:07,335 --> 00:22:09,376
1667Jago said there may be room at the inn.
1668
1669369
167000:22:10,210 --> 00:22:12,543
1671Yeah, you...
1672You'd have to ask my daughter about that.
1673
1674370
167500:22:12,626 --> 00:22:14,501
1676She runs the B & B side of things.
1677
1678371
167900:22:15,210 --> 00:22:18,001
1680Tam, could you go and fetch your mother,
1681please. Thanks, darling.
1682
1683372
168400:22:18,085 --> 00:22:19,751
1685Mam! The tosser's at the door!
1686
1687373
168800:22:22,626 --> 00:22:23,668
1689Yeah?
1690
1691374
169200:22:27,626 --> 00:22:28,626
1693Tosser.
1694
1695375
169600:22:36,501 --> 00:22:37,543
1697Hello again.
1698
1699376
170000:22:38,668 --> 00:22:40,043
1701I'm looking for a room.
1702
1703377
170400:22:41,210 --> 00:22:42,501
1705I'm sorry. We're full.
1706
1707378
170800:22:43,251 --> 00:22:45,835
1709Well, that's...
1710not what it says on the sign.
1711
1712379
171300:22:48,168 --> 00:22:51,293
1714Look. It's just for one night,
1715and I've got an early start.
1716
1717380
171800:23:08,751 --> 00:23:10,477
1719Severe gale nine...
1720
1721381
172200:23:10,501 --> 00:23:12,168
1723to violent storm eleven.
1724
1725382
172600:23:12,251 --> 00:23:14,168
1727Rain then squally showers.
1728
1729383
173000:23:14,251 --> 00:23:17,126
1731Poor becoming moderate. Jersey...
1732
1733384
173400:23:17,751 --> 00:23:20,626
1735Mr Anderson.
1736
1737385
173800:23:21,210 --> 00:23:23,543
1739You're waking up the other guests.
1740
1741386
174200:23:27,293 --> 00:23:28,751
1743Mr Anderson.
1744
1745387
174600:23:37,168 --> 00:23:38,460
1747Mr Anderson!
1748
1749388
175000:23:40,751 --> 00:23:42,376
1751Oh! Oh!
1752
1753389
175400:23:44,418 --> 00:23:45,418
1755Your wake-up call.
1756
1757390
175800:23:46,085 --> 00:23:48,418
1759Oh, er... What is it?
1760
1761391
176200:23:55,293 --> 00:23:56,335
1763I'm coming!
1764
1765392
176600:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,085
1767Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1768Pull up the anchor. I'm here.
1769
1770393
177100:24:05,543 --> 00:24:08,501
1772Sorry I'm late.
1773
1774394
177500:24:09,168 --> 00:24:10,835
1776What have you come as, then?
1777
1778395
177900:24:10,918 --> 00:24:13,751
1780We're going fishing, son,
1781not competing in The America's Cup.
1782
1783396
178400:24:16,085 --> 00:24:18,293
1785You're gonna have to
1786change that jumper, boy.
1787
1788397
178900:24:18,376 --> 00:24:20,210
1790Fishermen don't wear green.
1791
1792398
179300:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,626
1794Makes the boat seek land.
1795
1796399
179700:24:25,418 --> 00:24:27,418
1798And don't whistle on board.
1799
1800400
180100:24:28,585 --> 00:24:30,793
1802To whistle
1803is to challenge the wind herself.
1804
1805401
180600:24:31,710 --> 00:24:33,835
1807She might whip up a proper storm.
1808
1809402
181000:24:34,793 --> 00:24:36,585
1811- Anything else?
1812- Yeah,
1813
1814403
181500:24:36,668 --> 00:24:38,793
1816turn starboard after leaving the dock.
1817
1818404
181900:24:38,876 --> 00:24:41,168
1820Always kiss the first fish you catch.
1821
1822405
182300:24:41,668 --> 00:24:46,043
1824Never, ever, under any circumstance,
1825say the word "rabbit"!
1826
1827406
182800:24:47,501 --> 00:24:48,918
1829- Rabbit?
1830- Shh!
1831
1832407
183300:24:50,918 --> 00:24:55,210
1834♪ Yo, ho, heave ho
1835Yo, ho, heave ho ♪
1836
1837408
183800:24:55,460 --> 00:24:59,626
1839♪ Yo, ho, heave ho
1840Yo, ho, heave ho ♪
1841
1842409
184300:24:59,710 --> 00:25:04,085
1844♪ Gonna sing you all a song
1845About a ship that haunts my dreams ♪
1846
1847410
184800:25:04,168 --> 00:25:06,710
1849♪ Blow high, blow low ♪
1850
1851411
185200:25:06,793 --> 00:25:08,460
1853♪ So sail we ♪
1854
1855412
185600:25:08,543 --> 00:25:11,376
1857- You all right, Danny?
1858- Yeah.
1859
1860413
186100:25:11,460 --> 00:25:14,835
1862- Do you want an orange?
1863- Will it stop me feeling sick?
1864
1865414
186600:25:14,918 --> 00:25:17,585
1867No, just makes it smell sweeter
1868when it comes up.
1869
1870415
187100:25:21,335 --> 00:25:23,126
1872Oh, oh.
1873
1874416
187500:25:23,210 --> 00:25:26,460
1876Here, answer me this, then.
1877
1878417
187900:25:26,543 --> 00:25:27,918
1880What I don't understand...
1881
1882418
188300:25:28,501 --> 00:25:31,835
1884is why anyone would wanna part
1885with their hard-earned cash
1886
1887419
188800:25:32,543 --> 00:25:35,668
1889to buy a record sung
1890by ten hairy-ass fishermen.
1891
1892420
189300:25:35,751 --> 00:25:38,335
1894Because deep down,
1895there's a sailor in all of us.
1896
1897421
189800:25:38,418 --> 00:25:41,835
1899There's never been a sailor in me!
1900
1901422
190200:25:43,001 --> 00:25:44,210
1903Your songs...
1904
1905423
190600:25:45,418 --> 00:25:47,668
1907transport the listener
1908to distant shores...
1909
1910424
191100:25:48,168 --> 00:25:51,418
1912and allows them to return stronger
1913and braver than they've ever felt before.
1914
1915425
191600:25:51,501 --> 00:25:53,501
1917I never thought I'd say this to anyone,
1918
1919426
192000:25:53,835 --> 00:25:55,751
1921but I think you talk more bollocks
1922than my wife.
1923
1924427
192500:25:55,835 --> 00:25:57,293
1926God rest her soul.
1927
1928428
192900:25:57,918 --> 00:26:00,751
1930Look, what I'm proposing
1931is that you come up to London,
1932
1933429
193400:26:00,835 --> 00:26:03,585
1935record a demo
1936so the labels have got something to hear.
1937
1938430
193900:26:04,043 --> 00:26:07,210
1940We can't go on a jolly like that,
1941we got lobster to catch.
1942
1943431
194400:26:07,293 --> 00:26:09,585
1945Well, okay.
1946Then, we'll record it down here.
1947
1948432
194900:26:09,668 --> 00:26:11,460
1950Duke Management will cover
1951all your expenses.
1952
1953433
195400:26:11,543 --> 00:26:13,001
1955Is there any money in it for us?
1956
1957434
195800:26:13,085 --> 00:26:15,418
1959Well, if we're lucky enough
1960to land a deal, yeah.
1961
1962435
196300:26:15,835 --> 00:26:19,876
1964Not a fortune, mind you, but, you know,
1965definitely enough to go on a nice holiday.
1966
1967436
196800:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,293
1969Maggie Googled him.
1970
1971437
197200:26:23,085 --> 00:26:24,626
1973He is who he says he is.
1974
1975438
197600:26:24,710 --> 00:26:26,418
1977Sally reckons he's a proper big shot.
1978
1979439
198000:26:27,168 --> 00:26:28,876
1981Proper big mouth, more like.
1982
1983440
198400:26:29,335 --> 00:26:32,960
1985Come on, Dad. You always told me,
1986"Never trust an emmet,"
1987
1988441
198900:26:33,043 --> 00:26:36,168
1990and I've never met one yet
1991who could prove you wrong.
1992
1993442
199400:26:37,085 --> 00:26:41,335
1995Listen, son.
1996One thing I've learned in my old age.
1997
1998443
199900:26:41,876 --> 00:26:44,418
2000It ain't so much black and white
2001as them an' us.
2002
2003444
200400:26:45,335 --> 00:26:47,751
2005We have to take every man
2006on his own merit.
2007
2008445
200900:26:48,085 --> 00:26:50,501
2010Yeah. We might even make money out of it.
2011
2012446
201300:26:51,085 --> 00:26:54,751
2014Come on, Rowan.
2015It's a bloody pipe dream, and you know it.
2016
2017447
201800:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,710
2019Right now, I'll give anything a shot.
2020
2021448
202200:27:05,501 --> 00:27:09,710
2023Ooh. No charge for the wake-up call then?
2024
2025449
202600:27:10,501 --> 00:27:12,085
2027All part of the service.
2028
2029450
203000:27:12,793 --> 00:27:15,085
2031I'll make sure I mention it
2032in my Trip Advisor review.
2033
2034451
203500:27:19,418 --> 00:27:21,293
2036Mr Anderson, I'm glad I caught you.
2037
2038452
203900:27:22,168 --> 00:27:24,460
2040- Can we have a word?
2041- Yeah.
2042
2043453
204400:27:25,001 --> 00:27:26,001
2045Come on in. Sit down.
2046
2047454
204800:27:27,001 --> 00:27:28,001
2049Here.
2050
2051455
205200:27:28,835 --> 00:27:30,210
2053Ah, now.
2054
2055456
205600:27:35,376 --> 00:27:36,376
2057Now...
2058
2059457
206000:27:37,585 --> 00:27:39,835
2061just for clarity's sake...
2062
2063458
206400:27:41,251 --> 00:27:43,710
2065if we did agree to let you manage us...
2066
2067459
206800:27:44,835 --> 00:27:48,085
2069you'd have to understand
2070that our real work comes first.
2071
2072460
207300:27:48,168 --> 00:27:51,043
2074Now we, we got boats,
2075businesses to run and...
2076
2077461
207800:27:51,918 --> 00:27:54,876
2079and they'd have to...
2080be looked after before anything else.
2081
2082462
208300:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,043
2084Absolutely.
2085
2086463
208700:27:58,168 --> 00:28:02,210
2088And you'd have to promise
2089you wouldn't take the piss.
2090
2091464
209200:28:03,710 --> 00:28:05,210
2093Now, we've got our ways down here.
2094
2095465
209600:28:06,293 --> 00:28:11,293
2097And once you cross the River Tamar,
2098you're not in England any more.
2099
2100466
210100:28:12,376 --> 00:28:13,626
2102We're a land apart.
2103
2104467
210500:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,918
2106Now you-you get my drift, son?
2107
2108468
210900:28:18,460 --> 00:28:19,876
2110I give you my word.
2111
2112469
211300:28:21,293 --> 00:28:22,293
2114Good.
2115
2116470
211700:28:24,126 --> 00:28:25,335
2118'Cause down here...
2119
2120471
212100:28:27,001 --> 00:28:30,960
2122a man's word is... strong as Cornish oak.
2123
2124472
212500:28:42,293 --> 00:28:44,835
2126- Danny's on line three.
2127- All right, put him through.
2128
2129473
213000:28:47,668 --> 00:28:50,418
2131If it isn't the Pirate of Penzance!
2132
2133474
213400:28:50,501 --> 00:28:54,210
2135Yeah. I forgot
2136what a gifted comedian you are, Troy.
2137
2138475
213900:28:54,293 --> 00:28:57,085
2140Danny, have you plundered the village
2141and found any hidden treasures?
2142
2143476
214400:28:57,168 --> 00:28:58,418
2145I did indeed, Henry.
2146
2147477
214800:28:58,501 --> 00:29:01,876
2149Not only have I persuaded all
2150ten fishermen to sign on the dotted line,
2151
2152478
215300:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,126
2154they're also up for recording a demo.
2155
2156479
215700:29:04,210 --> 00:29:07,751
2158Oh, my God. Oh!
2159
2160480
216100:29:07,835 --> 00:29:10,668
2162I cannot believe you fell for that!
2163You knobber!
2164
2165481
216600:29:10,751 --> 00:29:11,751
2167What?
2168
2169482
217000:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,918
2171Danny, it was a joke, bro!
2172
2173483
217400:29:15,001 --> 00:29:18,668
2175Do you really think we would sign
2176a boy band with a combined age of 653?
2177
2178484
217900:29:19,168 --> 00:29:20,585
2180You bastards.
2181
2182485
218300:29:21,501 --> 00:29:23,626
2184Now, I suggest you tear up that contract
2185
2186486
218700:29:24,085 --> 00:29:26,710
2188and get yourself back within the M25
2189where you belong.
2190
2191487
219200:29:28,210 --> 00:29:30,710
2193- I can't.
2194- Why?
2195
2196488
219700:29:33,043 --> 00:29:34,418
2198I've given them my word.
2199
2200489
220100:29:34,918 --> 00:29:37,668
2202When did that ever count for anything?
2203
2204490
220500:30:00,835 --> 00:30:01,835
2206Hi, there.
2207
2208491
220900:30:03,168 --> 00:30:04,376
2210I'm impressed.
2211
2212492
221300:30:05,793 --> 00:30:06,793
2214You are?
2215
2216493
221700:30:07,501 --> 00:30:09,581
2218Can't believe you got 'em
2219to give up a day's fishing.
2220
2221494
222200:30:10,710 --> 00:30:12,376
2223Yeah.
2224
2225495
222600:30:12,460 --> 00:30:15,085
2227I just hope you make all this bother
2228worth their while.
2229
2230496
223100:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,043
2232Well, that's the plan.
2233
2234497
223500:30:17,585 --> 00:30:20,501
2236I mean, after all,
2237I gave your dad my word.
2238
2239498
224000:30:34,001 --> 00:30:39,376
2241- ♪ In South Australia I was born ♪
2242- ♪ Heave away, haul away ♪
2243
2244499
224500:30:39,460 --> 00:30:41,585
2246♪ In South Australia, 'round Cape Horn ♪
2247
2248500
224900:30:41,668 --> 00:30:44,293
2250♪ We're bound for South Australia ♪
2251
2252501
225300:30:44,376 --> 00:30:49,043
2254- ♪ Haul away your rolling king ♪
2255- ♪ Heave away, haul away ♪
2256
2257502
225800:30:49,126 --> 00:30:51,293
2259♪ Haul away, you'll hear me sing ♪
2260
2261503
226200:30:51,376 --> 00:30:54,043
2263♪ We're bound for South Australia ♪
2264
2265504
226600:30:54,126 --> 00:30:58,876
2267- ♪ As I went out one morning fair ♪
2268- ♪ Heave away, haul away ♪
2269
2270505
227100:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,894
2272♪ 'Twas there I met Miss Nancy Blair ♪
2273
2274506
227500:31:00,918 --> 00:31:05,376
2276- ♪ We're bound for South Australia ♪
2277- ♪ Haul away your rolling king ♪
2278
2279507
228000:31:06,626 --> 00:31:08,460
2281♪ Heave away, haul away ♪
2282
2283508
228400:31:08,543 --> 00:31:10,210
2285♪ Haul away, you'll hear me sing ♪
2286
2287509
228800:31:10,293 --> 00:31:13,210
2289♪ We're bound for South Australia ♪
2290
2291510
229200:31:13,293 --> 00:31:15,543
2293♪ I shook her up, I shook her down ♪
2294
2295511
229600:31:15,626 --> 00:31:17,543
2297♪ Heave away, haul away ♪
2298
2299512
230000:31:17,626 --> 00:31:20,501
2301Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
2302
2303513
230400:31:20,585 --> 00:31:23,751
2305Look, I'm all for ambient realism,
2306but this is ridiculous.
2307
2308514
230900:31:23,835 --> 00:31:26,376
2310- We can't record here.
2311- I got a plan.
2312
2313515
231400:31:48,626 --> 00:31:52,626
2315Lord Almighty. We're scuppered now.
2316
2317516
231800:31:52,710 --> 00:31:54,001
2319Sorry? Scuppered?
2320
2321517
232200:31:54,376 --> 00:31:55,668
2323It's a sign.
2324
2325518
232600:31:56,126 --> 00:31:58,293
2327Like the albatross in the Ancient Mariner.
2328
2329519
233000:31:58,376 --> 00:32:00,626
2331Samuel Taylor Coleridge, you know?
2332
2333520
233400:32:00,710 --> 00:32:04,626
2335- No.
2336- Kills the albatross is becalmed.
2337
2338521
233900:32:05,085 --> 00:32:06,460
2340Becalmed?
2341
2342522
234300:32:06,543 --> 00:32:07,876
2344Dead in the water, mate.
2345
2346523
234700:32:08,585 --> 00:32:12,168
2348Water, water everywhere,
2349but not a bloody drop to drink.
2350
2351524
235200:32:13,001 --> 00:32:15,293
2353Yeah, but it's a... It's a seagull.
2354It's not an albatross.
2355
2356525
235700:32:16,168 --> 00:32:17,668
2358It's the same difference, Danny.
2359
2360526
236100:32:18,668 --> 00:32:21,501
2362Yeah. A curse is a curse.
2363
2364527
236500:32:26,168 --> 00:32:27,335
2366How's it going?
2367
2368528
236900:32:28,460 --> 00:32:31,960
2370Oh. Got some great guest vocals
2371from the seagulls.
2372
2373529
237400:32:32,793 --> 00:32:34,876
2375Why don't you try recording in the church?
2376
2377530
237800:32:35,626 --> 00:32:38,168
2379It's where they all learned to sing.
2380It's brilliant acoustics.
2381
2382531
238300:32:39,251 --> 00:32:41,793
2384I-I reckon it'll be easier
2385if we went into the studio.
2386
2387532
238800:32:42,501 --> 00:32:44,293
2389Then you risk losing their charm.
2390
2391533
239200:32:44,876 --> 00:32:48,668
2393The people that come and listen to them
2394don't care if they hit the high notes.
2395
2396534
239700:32:48,751 --> 00:32:50,793
2398They want to be transported
2399to the high seas.
2400
2401535
240200:32:53,543 --> 00:32:59,210
2403♪ The other night, I had a dream ♪
2404
2405536
240600:32:59,293 --> 00:33:04,710
2407♪ The funniest dream of all ♪
2408
2409537
241000:33:05,335 --> 00:33:10,835
2411♪ I dreamt that I was kissing you ♪
2412
2413538
241400:33:10,918 --> 00:33:15,668
2415♪ Behind the garden wall ♪
2416
2417539
241800:33:15,751 --> 00:33:20,543
2419♪ And she said
2420Little Liz, I love you ♪
2421
2422540
242300:33:20,626 --> 00:33:23,251
2424- ♪ Honey ♪
2425- ♪ Little Liz, I love you ♪
2426
2427541
242800:33:23,335 --> 00:33:26,210
2429♪ I love you in the springtime
2430And the fall ♪
2431
2432542
243300:33:26,293 --> 00:33:28,335
2434♪ Honey, honey, honey, honey ♪
2435
2436543
243700:33:28,418 --> 00:33:30,751
2438- ♪ Little Liz, I love you ♪
2439- ♪ Honey ♪
2440
2441544
244200:33:30,835 --> 00:33:32,918
2443♪ Little Liz, I love you ♪
2444
2445545
244600:33:33,001 --> 00:33:37,543
2447♪ I love you the best of all ♪
2448
2449546
245000:33:37,626 --> 00:33:41,376
2451♪ Honey, honey, honey, honey ♪
2452
2453547
245400:33:43,085 --> 00:33:44,126
2455What do you think?
2456
2457548
245800:33:46,501 --> 00:33:48,418
2459No. You were right. The sound's great.
2460
2461549
246200:33:49,085 --> 00:33:52,293
2463Although I was picking up a little bit
2464of interference in the last verse.
2465
2466550
246700:33:52,376 --> 00:33:55,001
2468Might be me pacemaker.
2469
2470551
247100:33:55,085 --> 00:33:58,168
2472Now you don't want to be turning that off,
2473Father.
2474
2475552
247600:34:03,418 --> 00:34:06,251
2477Right. Take five, lads,
2478but, um, well done, everyone.
2479
2480553
248100:34:06,335 --> 00:34:08,210
2482Sounding... brilliant.
2483
2484554
248500:34:12,168 --> 00:34:14,668
2486Do me a favour and take care of it, Driss.
2487
2488555
248900:34:16,418 --> 00:34:19,960
2490Yeah, j-just tell Troy I'll be back
2491by the end of the week. Okay?
2492
2493556
249400:34:21,293 --> 00:34:22,613
2495Yeah, listen. I've got to bounce.
2496
2497557
249800:34:24,501 --> 00:34:27,168
2499- Off already?
2500- Got to pick Tamsyn up from school.
2501
2502558
250300:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,710
2504Ah. Listen, thanks again for the tip-off.
2505
2506559
250700:34:30,793 --> 00:34:32,835
2508I mean, this place is a real discovery.
2509
2510560
251100:34:34,085 --> 00:34:36,793
2512Hardly. I've been coming here all my life.
2513
2514561
251500:34:36,876 --> 00:34:38,556
2516Six generations of my family buried there.
2517
2518562
251900:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,751
2520Um, could I...
2521buy you a drink later to say thank you?
2522
2523563
252400:34:47,126 --> 00:34:49,126
2525Sorry, I already got plans.
2526
2527564
252800:34:50,335 --> 00:34:51,793
2529Anything exciting?
2530
2531565
253200:34:53,293 --> 00:34:55,876
2533Homework. Big pile of laundry.
2534
2535566
253600:34:57,168 --> 00:34:58,751
2537Well, maybe some other time then.
2538
2539567
254000:34:59,543 --> 00:35:00,835
2541Yeah, maybe.
2542
2543568
254400:35:04,043 --> 00:35:05,501
2545About that curse?
2546
2547569
254800:35:07,418 --> 00:35:09,501
2549They're winding you up, Danny.
2550
2551570
255200:35:29,751 --> 00:35:31,126
2553Okay, lads.
2554
2555571
255600:35:31,751 --> 00:35:34,293
2557Now, we've got nine shanties in the can,
2558
2559572
256000:35:34,376 --> 00:35:36,710
2561which means we're one track
2562short of an album.
2563
2564573
256500:35:37,335 --> 00:35:39,135
2566- Well, can I make a suggestion?
2567- Yeah.
2568
2569574
257000:35:39,793 --> 00:35:42,460
2571Something more melodic. "Widow Woman."
2572
2573575
257400:35:42,543 --> 00:35:43,602
2575Mm, aye.
2576
2577576
257800:35:43,626 --> 00:35:45,460
2579Oh, I'm... I'm not singing that.
2580
2581577
258200:35:45,543 --> 00:35:47,061
2583Come on, now, Rowan.
2584Don't be shy. Come on.
2585
2586578
258700:35:47,085 --> 00:35:48,977
2588- No.
2589- It's one of your best songs.
2590
2591579
259200:35:49,001 --> 00:35:50,161
2593- Come on, my lovely.
2594- Go on.
2595
2596580
259700:35:50,210 --> 00:35:51,668
2598Come on. I'd love to hear it.
2599
2600581
260100:35:54,918 --> 00:35:59,460
2602♪ Why do you sit, widow woman? ♪
2603
2604582
260500:36:02,085 --> 00:36:06,918
2606♪ Why do you stare out at me? ♪
2607
2608583
260900:36:09,168 --> 00:36:15,376
2610♪ Is it a secret you keep in your heart
2611Buried deep ♪
2612
2613584
261400:36:15,460 --> 00:36:20,418
2615♪ Of a boy on the bed of the sea? ♪
2616
2617585
261800:36:24,501 --> 00:36:30,460
2619♪ In Port Quin
2620There's a clouded glass window ♪
2621
2622586
262300:36:31,293 --> 00:36:36,835
2624♪ Pane cracked
2625And frame dusty dried ♪
2626
2627587
262800:36:38,376 --> 00:36:44,501
2629♪ And behind your lace
2630Is a sad-weather face ♪
2631
2632588
263300:36:44,585 --> 00:36:50,501
2634♪ Of a woman
2635Whose heart has long since died ♪
2636
2637589
263800:36:54,668 --> 00:36:56,835
2639Marvellous, Rowan. It's marvellous.
2640
2641590
264200:36:58,085 --> 00:36:59,918
2643- That was beautiful.
2644- Yeah.
2645
2646591
264700:37:01,335 --> 00:37:02,585
2648What's it about?
2649
2650592
265100:37:03,668 --> 00:37:08,501
2652Back along... 1698. Down Port Quin.
2653
2654593
265500:37:09,335 --> 00:37:10,835
2656Herring fleet went out.
2657
2658594
265900:37:11,376 --> 00:37:14,251
2660They say the gale blowed up
2661in a couple of hours.
2662
2663595
266400:37:15,168 --> 00:37:16,168
2665All was lost.
2666
2667596
266800:37:17,835 --> 00:37:19,918
2669Two dozen widows was made that day.
2670
2671597
267200:37:23,293 --> 00:37:25,460
2673We still suffer tragedies
2674from time to time,
2675
2676598
267700:37:25,543 --> 00:37:27,626
2678but... nothing like that, mind.
2679
2680599
268100:37:28,460 --> 00:37:30,335
2682- Amen to that, eh?
2683- Amen.
2684
2685600
268600:37:31,085 --> 00:37:32,085
2687Talking of tragedies,
2688
2689601
269000:37:32,168 --> 00:37:35,793
2691which one of you fair maids
2692has parked your chariot on the Platt?
2693
2694602
269500:37:36,293 --> 00:37:37,543
2696Oh, bollocks!
2697
2698603
269900:37:38,168 --> 00:37:40,460
2700What we lack in traffic wardens down here,
2701Danny,
2702
2703604
270400:37:40,543 --> 00:37:43,751
2705we more than make up for
2706with the fast incoming spring tide, see.
2707
2708605
270900:37:51,543 --> 00:37:52,543
2710Driss!
2711
2712606
271300:37:53,751 --> 00:37:57,626
2714♪ It's a bitch being a dog
2715Nobody wants my job ♪
2716
2717607
271800:37:57,710 --> 00:38:01,543
2719♪ It's a bitch being a dog
2720Nobody wants my job ♪
2721
2722608
272300:38:01,626 --> 00:38:05,168
2724♪ It's a bitch being a dog
2725Nobody wants my job ♪
2726
2727609
272800:38:05,251 --> 00:38:09,168
2729♪ It's a bitch being a dog
2730Nobody wants my job ♪
2731
2732610
273300:38:09,251 --> 00:38:12,585
2734♪ It's a bitch being a dog
2735Nobody wants my jo... ♪
2736
2737611
273800:38:12,668 --> 00:38:15,626
2739Yeah. I've been trying to contact Danny.
2740
2741612
274200:38:15,710 --> 00:38:17,519
2743His phone keeps going to voice mail.
2744What's going on?
2745
2746613
274700:38:17,543 --> 00:38:20,210
2748Pillock's still in Cornwall,
2749trying to bang that bird.
2750
2751614
275200:38:21,126 --> 00:38:23,501
2753- What bird?
2754- The girl with the Noddy car.
2755
2756615
275700:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,126
2758Who's Noddy?
2759
2760616
276100:38:26,210 --> 00:38:30,710
2762♪ Why do you sit, widow woman? ♪
2763
2764617
276500:38:32,585 --> 00:38:36,418
2766♪ Why do you stare out at me? ♪
2767
2768618
276900:38:38,460 --> 00:38:42,710
2770♪ There's a secret you keep in your heart
2771Buried deep ♪
2772
2773619
277400:38:45,585 --> 00:38:48,293
2775Danny. Telephone for you.
2776
2777620
277800:38:48,793 --> 00:38:49,960
2779Thank you.
2780
2781621
278200:38:53,001 --> 00:38:54,210
2783Hello.
2784
2785622
278600:38:54,293 --> 00:38:55,918
2787You proved your point, Danny.
2788
2789623
279000:38:56,001 --> 00:39:00,085
2791- Now it's time to get back to business.
2792- This is business, Troy.
2793
2794624
279500:39:00,168 --> 00:39:04,001
2796Cut the bullshit, Danny. I know
2797you're down there just trying to get laid.
2798
2799625
280000:39:04,085 --> 00:39:05,918
2801All right, hands up, I was.
2802
2803626
280400:39:06,376 --> 00:39:07,835
2805But things have changed.
2806
2807627
280800:39:07,918 --> 00:39:11,210
2809Listen, I was reading up on sea shanties,
2810and you're right.
2811
2812628
281300:39:11,293 --> 00:39:13,960
2814They do have universal appeal.
2815I mean, after all,
2816
2817629
281800:39:14,043 --> 00:39:17,001
2819maritime work songs
2820were the rock 'n' roll of 1752.
2821
2822630
282300:39:17,418 --> 00:39:19,168
2824Has all the ocean air gone to your head?
2825
2826631
282700:39:19,251 --> 00:39:22,626
2828All right, maybe. But I genuinely think
2829these guys have got something to say.
2830
2831632
283200:39:23,293 --> 00:39:24,413
2833I'm recording one more song,
2834
2835633
283600:39:24,460 --> 00:39:26,019
2837then I've got an album
2838to send out to the labels.
2839
2840634
284100:39:26,043 --> 00:39:28,001
2842- Let them be the judge.
2843- Hey! Hey!
2844
2845635
284600:39:29,043 --> 00:39:30,543
2847This has gone far enough, Danny.
2848
2849636
285000:39:30,626 --> 00:39:32,376
2851I want you back at your desk...
2852
2853637
285400:39:32,460 --> 00:39:33,668
2855after Henry's wedding
2856
2857638
285800:39:33,751 --> 00:39:36,335
2859to deal with the acts
2860that actually make us commission!
2861
2862639
286300:39:37,835 --> 00:39:39,126
2864What's wrong?
2865
2866640
286700:39:41,168 --> 00:39:42,418
2868Danny's gone native.
2869
2870641
287100:39:47,543 --> 00:39:48,918
2872Come in.
2873
2874642
287500:39:51,085 --> 00:39:52,376
2876Hiya.
2877
2878643
287900:39:53,710 --> 00:39:55,110
2880Helping your mum with her homework?
2881
2882644
288300:39:55,168 --> 00:39:58,293
2884We're doing kings and queens of England.
2885
2886645
288700:39:58,376 --> 00:40:00,085
2888My favourite is King Canute.
2889
2890646
289100:40:00,168 --> 00:40:01,519
2892That's the one who stopped the tide,
2893
2894647
289500:40:01,543 --> 00:40:03,543
2896and then the tide won
2897and he got soaked, right?
2898
2899648
290000:40:03,626 --> 00:40:07,376
2901Yeah, what an idiot.
2902Everyone knows you can't stop the sea.
2903
2904649
290500:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,835
2906Um, I just wanted to ask
2907about those photographs
2908
2909650
291000:40:11,918 --> 00:40:13,198
2911of the fishermen in the hallway.
2912
2913651
291400:40:13,251 --> 00:40:15,168
2915Er, you don't happen
2916to know who took them?
2917
2918652
291900:40:15,876 --> 00:40:16,960
2920I did.
2921
2922653
292300:40:18,793 --> 00:40:19,835
2924Seriously?
2925
2926654
292700:40:21,585 --> 00:40:22,626
2928Well, they're fantastic.
2929
2930655
293100:40:23,251 --> 00:40:24,793
2932Thank you.
2933
2934656
293500:40:25,460 --> 00:40:28,585
2936It would be great if we had some pictures
2937of them to send out with the demo.
2938
2939657
294000:40:28,668 --> 00:40:30,585
2941I don't suppose you'd be interested?
2942
2943658
294400:40:30,668 --> 00:40:32,960
2945Yeah. What were you thinking?
2946
2947659
294800:40:33,043 --> 00:40:35,835
2949Well, something with a nautical theme
2950that would stand out
2951
2952660
295300:40:35,918 --> 00:40:37,335
2954in a supermarket checkout.
2955
2956661
295700:40:39,418 --> 00:40:40,876
2958Sounds a bit naff.
2959
2960662
296100:40:41,710 --> 00:40:44,001
2962Well, to be fair,
2963I haven't really given it much thought.
2964
2965663
296600:40:45,668 --> 00:40:48,626
2967Well, if you're interested in capturing
2968who they really are,
2969
2970664
297100:40:48,710 --> 00:40:50,168
2972that's something I can do.
2973
2974665
297500:40:51,335 --> 00:40:52,335
2976Great.
2977
2978666
297900:40:52,418 --> 00:40:57,793
2980- ♪ Le capitaine de St Malo ♪
2981- ♪ Ali alo ♪
2982
2983667
298400:40:57,876 --> 00:41:00,585
2985♪ Qui fait la peche au cachalot ♪
2986
2987668
298800:41:00,668 --> 00:41:03,085
2989♪ Ali, ali, ali alo ♪
2990
2991669
299200:41:03,168 --> 00:41:04,543
2993Granfer, towards me.
2994
2995670
299600:41:05,293 --> 00:41:07,835
2997- ♪ Ils a trois filles qui font la peau ♪
2998- Chin out, chin down.
2999
3000671
300100:41:08,293 --> 00:41:09,876
3002Which one?
3003
3004672
300500:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,293
3006You'll walk the bloody plank
3007if you keep that up.
3008
3009673
301000:41:12,376 --> 00:41:14,376
3011Magic, lads. Beautiful.
3012
3013674
301400:41:19,543 --> 00:41:22,585
3015- What does action man want?
3016- Coming to give us an hard time.
3017
3018675
301900:41:22,668 --> 00:41:24,418
3020And to make sure we can't earn a living.
3021
3022676
302300:41:24,501 --> 00:41:26,043
3024It's all right. I'll deal with them.
3025
3026677
302700:41:30,251 --> 00:41:32,876
3028We're not fishing today, Officer.
3029We're just taking a few photos.
3030
3031678
303200:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,811
3033I'm still going to need to
3034check the hold and your log books.
3035
3036679
303700:41:35,835 --> 00:41:37,293
3038Twenty minutes, we lose the light.
3039
3040680
304100:41:37,793 --> 00:41:40,501
3042Officer, you're wasting your time
3043as well as ours.
3044
3045681
304600:41:40,585 --> 00:41:43,352
3047- You can see there's no fish.
3048- Stand back, sir. I'm only doing my job.
3049
3050682
305100:41:43,376 --> 00:41:46,585
3052Oh, I'm sorry. I thought your job
3053was to protect our shores.
3054
3055683
305600:41:47,335 --> 00:41:50,293
3057Not to harass ordinary working men
3058who are trying to earn a living.
3059
3060684
306100:41:50,793 --> 00:41:53,293
3062Do you know?
3063I think the taxpayer has a right to know
3064
3065685
306600:41:53,376 --> 00:41:55,293
3067how their hard-earned money
3068is being spent.
3069
3070686
307100:41:55,376 --> 00:41:56,585
3072Give us that.
3073
3074687
307500:41:57,001 --> 00:41:59,418
3076Smile.
3077Your 15 minutes of fame is about to start.
3078
3079688
308000:41:59,501 --> 00:42:02,335
3081- Put that away, sir.
3082- Or what?
3083
3084689
308500:42:11,043 --> 00:42:12,085
3086What did you get?
3087
3088690
308900:42:12,168 --> 00:42:13,960
3090Let me off with a caution.
3091
3092691
309300:42:14,043 --> 00:42:16,683
3094But I don't think I'll be getting
3095me fishing licence any time soon.
3096
3097692
309800:42:17,626 --> 00:42:19,335
3099Come on. Get in.
3100
3101693
310200:42:20,710 --> 00:42:22,835
3103My Dad'll kill me
3104if I'm late for quiz night.
3105
3106694
310700:42:44,001 --> 00:42:45,960
3108There he is, the hero of the hour.
3109
3110695
311100:42:46,418 --> 00:42:47,501
3112Thank you.
3113
3114696
311500:42:47,585 --> 00:42:49,626
3116You should come out with us more often,
3117son.
3118
3119697
312000:42:49,710 --> 00:42:52,710
3121- Buggers might stop bothering us then.
3122- Don't know about that.
3123
3124698
312500:42:52,793 --> 00:42:57,043
3126Eh, tribute, my ass. It's time to open
3127that rare bottle of Jamaican rum.
3128
3129699
313000:42:57,126 --> 00:42:58,835
3131Oh!
3132
3133700
313400:42:58,918 --> 00:43:00,668
3135Now, this is courtesy of a shipwreck.
3136
3137701
313800:43:00,751 --> 00:43:03,460
3139Father always used to say it was like
3140Whiskey Galore all over again.
3141
3142702
314300:43:05,293 --> 00:43:07,085
3144Oh, aye. Please, Lord.
3145
3146703
314700:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,751
3148Let us pray for all those on the sea.
3149
3150704
315100:43:11,835 --> 00:43:16,001
3152If's there's going to be shipwrecks,
3153then send them to me!
3154
3155705
315600:43:17,626 --> 00:43:20,501
3157Although it wasn't always nature
3158taking its course, was it, Grandma?
3159
3160706
316100:43:20,585 --> 00:43:24,418
3162One of Mother's ancestors was hanged
3163at Bodmin Assizes in 1786,
3164
3165707
316600:43:24,501 --> 00:43:27,376
3167for waving a lantern up there
3168on the clifftop, see.
3169
3170708
317100:43:27,460 --> 00:43:29,960
3172Trying to lure passing ships
3173on to the rocks.
3174
3175709
317600:43:30,043 --> 00:43:32,668
3177Great, Great, Great, Great Uncle Hedrick.
3178
3179710
318000:43:32,751 --> 00:43:35,126
3181Mind, he was the black sheep
3182of the family, you know.
3183
3184711
318500:43:35,210 --> 00:43:37,418
3186Oh, he was a rascal.
3187He was a right heller.
3188
3189712
319000:43:39,210 --> 00:43:40,543
3191No resemblance then.
3192
3193713
319400:43:45,418 --> 00:43:47,293
3195- Alwyn.
3196- Trieve.
3197
3198714
319900:43:48,835 --> 00:43:52,501
3200Here, how's your general knowledge
3201then, son?
3202
3203715
320400:43:56,376 --> 00:43:59,126
3205Okay. Next round.
3206
3207716
320800:43:59,793 --> 00:44:00,918
3209Music.
3210
3211717
321200:44:01,335 --> 00:44:02,710
3213No pressure, Danny.
3214
3215718
321600:44:03,501 --> 00:44:06,460
3217"Walk On By",
3218"Say A Little Prayer For Me",
3219
3220719
322100:44:06,543 --> 00:44:12,335
3222in the 1960's were both very big hits
3223for Dionne Warwick.
3224
3225720
322600:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,710
3227Now, Burt Bacharach composed the music...
3228
3229721
323000:44:17,626 --> 00:44:20,626
3231but who wrote the lyrics?
3232
3233722
323400:44:20,710 --> 00:44:22,668
3235- It's...
3236- Hal David. Hal David.
3237
3238723
323900:44:23,835 --> 00:44:26,126
3240- It's Hal David.
3241- Number two.
3242
3243724
324400:44:26,793 --> 00:44:33,210
3245Which artist
3246has had the most weeks at the top
3247
3248725
324900:44:33,293 --> 00:44:36,668
3250of the UK Hit Parade ever?
3251
3252726
325300:44:36,751 --> 00:44:39,126
3254- The Beatles.
3255- Elvis. Elvis.
3256
3257727
325800:44:39,210 --> 00:44:40,490
3259- It's the Beatles.
3260- It's Elvis.
3261
3262728
326300:44:40,543 --> 00:44:42,251
3264- Well, which is it?
3265- Dad, it's Elvis.
3266
3267729
326800:44:42,335 --> 00:44:43,436
3269- Put Elvis.
3270- Three.
3271
3272730
327300:44:43,460 --> 00:44:45,140
3274I thought this
3275was your specialist subject?
3276
3277731
327800:44:45,210 --> 00:44:46,293
3279So did I.
3280
3281732
328200:44:46,918 --> 00:44:50,668
3283"Sorrow Is A Woman" was on which album?
3284
3285733
328600:44:50,751 --> 00:44:51,918
3287All Through The Night!
3288
3289734
329000:44:52,001 --> 00:44:53,126
3291Hang on a minute.
3292
3293735
329400:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,876
3295They got a bloody ringer on their team.
3296
3297736
329800:44:56,585 --> 00:44:59,460
3299Well, they can ask to have
3300another member if they want.
3301
3302737
330300:45:00,751 --> 00:45:02,960
3304You'd be better off sorting out
3305your own team,
3306
3307738
330800:45:03,043 --> 00:45:06,251
3309you miserable lot of town crows.
3310
3311739
331200:45:10,126 --> 00:45:12,085
3313Lost control of your wife again,
3314yarnigoat?
3315
3316740
331700:45:12,835 --> 00:45:13,835
3318- Jim.
3319- Dad!
3320
3321741
332200:45:13,918 --> 00:45:15,186
3323- Jim!
3324- Dad, leave it.
3325
3326742
332700:45:15,210 --> 00:45:16,418
3328Sit back down!
3329
3330743
333100:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,585
3332Before I put you right on your arse!
3333
3334744
333500:45:21,335 --> 00:45:23,210
3336I done it before, Trieve.
3337
3338745
333900:45:23,585 --> 00:45:26,876
3340I would be so happy to do it again.
3341
3342746
334300:45:27,835 --> 00:45:30,835
3344Now, calm yourself down, lads.
3345
3346747
334700:45:31,418 --> 00:45:34,335
3348None of us wants to be hauled up
3349back in front of the magistrate.
3350
3351748
335200:45:36,543 --> 00:45:39,626
3353Come on, my darling. Sit down, sweetheart.
3354Come on. Sit down, love.
3355
3356749
335700:45:44,085 --> 00:45:47,251
3358I take it being called a yarnigoat
3359isn't a term of endearment.
3360
3361750
336200:45:47,335 --> 00:45:49,168
3363No. Far from it.
3364
3365751
336600:45:49,710 --> 00:45:51,210
3367I mean, the people from Padstow
3368
3369752
337000:45:51,293 --> 00:45:53,751
3371think that we spend
3372most of our time telling yarns.
3373
3374753
337500:45:53,835 --> 00:45:55,293
3376And we call them town crows
3377
3378754
337900:45:55,376 --> 00:46:00,251
3380because all they do is strut about town
3381crowing about how many fish they caught.
3382
3383755
338400:46:00,335 --> 00:46:01,335
3385Ah.
3386
3387756
338800:46:01,626 --> 00:46:03,418
3389So the goats and the crows, eh?
3390
3391757
339200:46:03,501 --> 00:46:06,876
3393- A bit like the Sharks and the Jets.
3394- Yeah, well, bloodier.
3395
3396758
339700:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,085
3398Because back in the 1700s,
3399they used to send press gangs over here
3400
3401759
340200:46:10,168 --> 00:46:12,751
3403to grab our boys
3404and send them to the King's Navy.
3405
3406760
340700:46:14,085 --> 00:46:15,501
3408Ah.
3409
3410761
341100:46:17,126 --> 00:46:19,335
3412But it's also a bit more personal
3413than that.
3414
3415762
341600:46:20,668 --> 00:46:21,668
3417Ah?
3418
3419763
342000:46:22,876 --> 00:46:26,668
3421The guy that my dad was threatening,
3422he used to be my father-in-law.
3423
3424764
342500:46:29,835 --> 00:46:32,043
3426So, you were sleeping with the enemy.
3427
3428765
342900:46:33,251 --> 00:46:34,835
3430Yeah, you could say that.
3431
3432766
343300:46:37,085 --> 00:46:38,626
3434So, how long were you with him?
3435
3436767
343700:46:39,751 --> 00:46:41,335
3438Nearly five years.
3439
3440768
344100:46:42,293 --> 00:46:44,543
3442It was a really painful breakup, but...
3443
3444769
344500:46:45,335 --> 00:46:48,376
3446at least Tamsyn doesn't have to compete
3447with another child any more.
3448
3449770
345000:46:51,043 --> 00:46:52,501
3451- What about you?
3452- Hmm?
3453
3454771
345500:46:52,585 --> 00:46:53,710
3456You ever been married?
3457
3458772
345900:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,043
3460Yeah,
3461
3462773
346300:46:56,126 --> 00:46:57,293
3464to the job.
3465
3466774
346700:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,960
3468Thanks.
3469
3470775
347100:47:00,918 --> 00:47:02,085
3472I should go up.
3473
3474776
347500:47:02,793 --> 00:47:04,251
3476Early start for the school run.
3477
3478777
347900:47:07,043 --> 00:47:10,085
3480Who was the first artist to have
3481a posthumous number one in the UK?
3482
3483778
348400:47:11,460 --> 00:47:12,543
3485Otis Redding.
3486
3487779
348800:47:13,376 --> 00:47:14,876
3489"Dock of the Bay," 1968.
3490
3491780
349200:47:18,168 --> 00:47:19,376
3493Night, Danny.
3494
3495781
349600:47:20,835 --> 00:47:22,668
3497- Night, Dad.
3498- Night, my love.
3499
3500782
350100:47:26,210 --> 00:47:27,668
3502Fancy a nightcap, man?
3503
3504783
350500:47:30,543 --> 00:47:31,793
3506Yeah, yeah.
3507
3508784
350900:47:44,793 --> 00:47:47,126
3510Certainly beats the sounds of the city.
3511
3512785
351300:47:50,376 --> 00:47:51,376
3514Yeah.
3515
3516786
351700:47:56,293 --> 00:47:59,251
3518You... You got a girlfriend up there,
3519or what, then?
3520
3521787
352200:48:01,626 --> 00:48:02,626
3523No.
3524
3525788
352600:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,210
3527Yeah. I'm yet to meet someone
3528who'll put up with me.
3529
3530789
353100:48:08,835 --> 00:48:09,835
3532Right.
3533
3534790
353500:48:15,251 --> 00:48:17,543
3536Saves you getting hurt, mind?
3537
3538791
353900:48:28,835 --> 00:48:31,710
3540Well. That's, uh... That's me, then.
3541
3542792
354300:48:33,501 --> 00:48:34,501
3544Night, Jim.
3545
3546793
354700:48:54,335 --> 00:48:57,335
3548Okay, just check
3549you've got your math book...
3550
3551794
355200:49:02,043 --> 00:49:03,293
3553All right. Come on, then.
3554
3555795
355600:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,418
3557With the pub running at such a loss,
3558
3559796
356000:49:09,501 --> 00:49:12,251
3561I don't see you've got any choice
3562but to consider selling up.
3563
3564797
356500:49:12,335 --> 00:49:15,085
3566You know as well as anyone
3567how much the pub means to the village.
3568
3569798
357000:49:15,168 --> 00:49:19,210
3571I do. But you've got to consider
3572what's best for your family, Rowan.
3573
3574799
357500:49:22,585 --> 00:49:23,710
3576All right, Father.
3577
3578800
357900:49:25,543 --> 00:49:28,335
3580- How's my little mermaid then, eh?
3581- Fine.
3582
3583801
358400:49:29,043 --> 00:49:30,835
3585Go and see your great granfer, go on.
3586
3587802
358800:49:31,543 --> 00:49:32,668
3589Hey, princess!
3590
3591803
359200:49:32,751 --> 00:49:34,585
3593Why didn't she spend the weekend
3594with her dad?
3595
3596804
359700:49:35,293 --> 00:49:36,626
3598He didn't show up again.
3599
3600805
360100:49:38,710 --> 00:49:40,293
3602What kind of man does that?
3603
3604806
360500:49:41,751 --> 00:49:43,793
3606The kind I decided
3607not to spend my life with.
3608
3609807
361000:49:44,876 --> 00:49:47,001
3611Tamsyn, come on, darling.
3612
3613808
361400:49:50,585 --> 00:49:51,710
3615Be a good girl, all right?
3616
3617809
361800:49:52,293 --> 00:49:53,335
3619Say, "Bye."
3620
3621810
362200:49:59,793 --> 00:50:03,043
3623- They drink you dry last night?
3624- Yeah.
3625
3626811
362700:50:03,126 --> 00:50:05,043
3628Jago was the last man standing.
3629
3630812
363100:50:05,376 --> 00:50:08,001
3632Swaying, but standing.
3633
3634813
363500:50:08,085 --> 00:50:09,126
3636Catch you later.
3637
3638814
363900:50:09,210 --> 00:50:10,918
3640- Danny?
3641- Yeah?
3642
3643815
364400:50:11,376 --> 00:50:13,085
3645Have you got time for a quick chat?
3646
3647816
364800:50:13,501 --> 00:50:14,585
3649Yeah, sure.
3650
3651817
365200:50:19,293 --> 00:50:20,293
3653Come in, mate.
3654
3655818
365600:50:21,751 --> 00:50:24,418
3657I tried re-mortgaging,
3658but they won't accept.
3659
3660819
366100:50:24,501 --> 00:50:27,085
3662It's not surprising,
3663seeing as we aren't making much profit,
3664
3665820
366600:50:27,168 --> 00:50:28,335
3667any profit, in fact.
3668
3669821
367000:50:28,418 --> 00:50:30,960
3671Then, your solicitor
3672is probably right about selling up.
3673
3674822
367500:50:31,918 --> 00:50:35,001
3676What about the band? I mean,
3677could we make some money if it went well?
3678
3679823
368000:50:35,085 --> 00:50:37,668
3681Even if we do manage
3682to secure a record deal...
3683
3684824
368500:50:38,876 --> 00:50:41,960
3686anything the band makes,
3687you've got to split ten ways.
3688
3689825
369000:50:49,085 --> 00:50:50,085
3691Look.
3692
3693826
369400:50:50,751 --> 00:50:53,335
3695I might know someone
3696who'd be interested in buying the pub,
3697
3698827
369900:50:53,418 --> 00:50:56,626
3700if you were willing to do a private sale.
3701Cut out the middle man and all that.
3702
3703828
370400:50:56,710 --> 00:50:57,835
3705It's not that easy.
3706
3707829
370800:50:58,251 --> 00:51:00,543
3709This has always been
3710the heart of our village.
3711
3712830
371300:51:01,251 --> 00:51:03,126
3714It means a lot to a lot of people.
3715
3716831
371700:51:03,210 --> 00:51:05,918
3718In my experience, Rowan, emotions...
3719
3720832
372100:51:06,001 --> 00:51:07,626
3722They have no place in business.
3723
3724833
372500:51:16,293 --> 00:51:18,501
3726Danny, my man on the ground.
3727
3728834
372900:51:19,168 --> 00:51:21,293
3730I was just about to call you
3731for some local intel.
3732
3733835
373400:51:21,376 --> 00:51:22,376
3735Why, what's up?
3736
3737836
373800:51:22,751 --> 00:51:24,793
3739Abigail's morphed into bridezilla.
3740
3741837
374200:51:25,210 --> 00:51:27,876
3743We need a UN peacekeeping envoy
3744to solve the seating plan
3745
3746838
374700:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,251
3748and we've just lost
3749the official wedding photographers.
3750
3751839
375200:51:30,626 --> 00:51:33,126
3753Well, I think I can probably help you out
3754with the photos.
3755
3756840
375700:51:33,376 --> 00:51:35,126
3758That would be great.
3759
3760841
376100:51:35,835 --> 00:51:36,876
3762One more thing...
3763
3764842
376500:51:37,376 --> 00:51:40,543
3766Abigail keeps bugging me about having
3767the Fishermen sing at the reception.
3768
3769843
377000:51:40,626 --> 00:51:41,626
3771Seriously?
3772
3773844
377400:51:41,668 --> 00:51:44,388
3775She wants to give our guests
3776a flavour of the real Cornwall.
3777
3778845
377900:51:44,460 --> 00:51:45,460
3780I don't know.
3781
3782846
378300:51:45,751 --> 00:51:47,376
3784Okay, I'll see what I can do.
3785
3786847
378700:51:48,001 --> 00:51:50,085
3788Listen, the reason
3789why I'm calling you, yeah...
3790
3791848
379200:51:50,418 --> 00:51:53,418
3793I've just had a tip-off.
3794The village pub is coming up for sale.
3795
3796849
379700:51:53,501 --> 00:51:55,501
3798I thought it might interest
3799your father-in-law.
3800
3801850
380200:51:55,585 --> 00:51:58,460
3803Nice spot.
3804I'll speak to him about it this evening.
3805
3806851
380700:51:58,543 --> 00:52:00,001
3808- See you now. Bye.
3809- Thanks, Danny.
3810
3811852
381200:52:01,918 --> 00:52:03,085
3813Heads up, lads.
3814
3815853
381600:52:03,835 --> 00:52:05,001
3817Good news.
3818
3819854
382000:52:05,085 --> 00:52:07,126
3821I've got you your first professional gig.
3822
3823855
382400:52:08,168 --> 00:52:11,460
3825Ah-ah. Before you get too excited,
3826it's only local.
3827
3828856
382900:52:11,543 --> 00:52:12,710
3830A place called Rock.
3831
3832857
383300:52:13,043 --> 00:52:14,876
3834That ain't local 'round here.
3835
3836858
383700:52:15,626 --> 00:52:17,727
3838Our head of Business Affairs
3839is getting married there.
3840
3841859
384200:52:17,751 --> 00:52:20,311
3843- We look like wedding singers to you?
3844- A lot of powerful people
3845
3846860
384700:52:20,376 --> 00:52:21,811
3848from the music industry will be there.
3849
3850861
385100:52:21,835 --> 00:52:24,085
3852Could be a great opportunity
3853for a showcase.
3854
3855862
385600:52:25,501 --> 00:52:26,501
3857Well, all right.
3858
3859863
386000:52:27,251 --> 00:52:29,085
3861We won't be taking any requests, mind.
3862
3863864
386400:52:29,668 --> 00:52:31,043
3865Come on, Dad. Give us a hand.
3866
3867865
386800:52:31,835 --> 00:52:32,835
3869Good man.
3870
3871866
387200:52:33,918 --> 00:52:35,602
3873Okay, big smile.
3874
3875867
387600:52:35,626 --> 00:52:36,835
3877Okay, this time looking at me.
3878
3879868
388000:52:36,918 --> 00:52:38,585
3881Gentlemen, you're gonna step over here.
3882
3883869
388400:52:39,085 --> 00:52:40,293
3885That way? That way.
3886
3887870
388800:52:40,376 --> 00:52:41,751
3889- Facing in.
3890- This way?
3891
3892871
389300:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,293
3894And then all are facing
3895in the same direction.
3896
3897872
389800:52:44,376 --> 00:52:46,293
3899Wait, let me just check.
3900Oh, no, you're good.
3901
3902873
390300:52:46,376 --> 00:52:49,210
3904Big smiles.
3905
3906874
390700:52:55,418 --> 00:52:57,043
3908Lobbers Point. Men in the water.
3909
3910875
391100:53:09,335 --> 00:53:11,710
3912Hey. Hey, listen.
3913
3914876
391500:53:12,918 --> 00:53:14,626
3916I'm no photographer,
3917
3918877
391900:53:14,710 --> 00:53:18,210
3920but I can picture me and you together.
3921
3922878
392300:53:19,626 --> 00:53:21,876
3924Seriously, that's an image
3925that will never be captured.
3926
3927879
392800:53:24,043 --> 00:53:25,918
3929Well, that's a big bloody tent.
3930
3931880
393200:53:27,585 --> 00:53:28,835
3933Must have cost a bit.
3934
3935881
393600:53:30,251 --> 00:53:32,585
3937Henry passed on the details
3938of the Golden Lion.
3939
3940882
394100:53:32,668 --> 00:53:35,585
3942I have to say, I'm surprised
3943the family are thinking of selling up.
3944
3945883
394600:53:35,668 --> 00:53:36,710
3947The bloke's desperate.
3948
3949884
395000:53:37,543 --> 00:53:40,418
3951- And when's he thinking of off-loading it?
3952- The sooner the better.
3953
3954885
395500:53:40,793 --> 00:53:42,126
3956And your finder's fee?
3957
3958886
395900:53:43,126 --> 00:53:44,126
3960Two per cent.
3961
3962887
396300:53:45,585 --> 00:53:46,710
3964One and a half,
3965
3966888
396700:53:47,293 --> 00:53:48,960
3968- you've got yourself a deal.
3969- Done.
3970
3971889
397200:53:50,293 --> 00:53:51,293
3973I'll be in contact.
3974
3975890
397600:53:51,376 --> 00:53:52,876
3977- Lovely.
3978- Enjoy the wedding.
3979
3980891
398100:54:00,126 --> 00:54:02,001
3982All right. Grab my arm.
3983
3984892
398500:54:04,793 --> 00:54:05,793
3986Where's everyone else?
3987
3988893
398900:54:06,585 --> 00:54:08,251
3990They have something more important to do.
3991
3992894
399300:54:09,043 --> 00:54:10,043
3994Jago,
3995
3996895
399700:54:10,418 --> 00:54:12,793
3998you're singing
3999in front of some big players here.
4000
4001896
400200:54:12,876 --> 00:54:14,543
4003What can be more important than that?
4004
4005897
400600:54:14,626 --> 00:54:16,293
4007Saving lives, Danny.
4008
4009898
401000:54:19,418 --> 00:54:20,418
4011Yeah, okay.
4012
4013899
401400:54:21,251 --> 00:54:23,585
4015- You're sure you can handle the crowd?
4016- 'Course he can.
4017
4018900
401900:54:23,668 --> 00:54:26,293
4020He's Port Isaac's number one bingo caller.
4021
4022901
402300:54:26,376 --> 00:54:28,168
4024Testing. One, two.
4025
4026902
402700:54:28,251 --> 00:54:29,835
4028One, two.
4029
4030903
403100:54:29,918 --> 00:54:33,501
4032Hello, Kensington-on-Sea.
4033
4034904
403500:54:34,626 --> 00:54:40,168
4036We've played to uglier audiences,
4037but I can't recall one right now.
4038
4039905
404000:54:40,251 --> 00:54:42,418
4041Bloody hell.
4042They're a miserable bunch, inum?
4043
4044906
404500:54:42,501 --> 00:54:44,021
4046Danny, what the hell is going on here?
4047
4048907
404900:54:44,085 --> 00:54:46,168
4050Abigail wanted the Fishermen to perform.
4051
4052908
405300:54:46,501 --> 00:54:49,001
4054I thought half of London
4055was on antidepressants.
4056
4057909
405800:54:49,085 --> 00:54:50,751
4059Get on with it!
4060
4061910
406200:54:50,835 --> 00:54:51,960
4063Driss.
4064
4065911
406600:54:52,668 --> 00:54:53,835
4067You asked for it.
4068
4069912
407000:54:54,543 --> 00:55:00,293
4071♪ I was as pissed as a parrot
4072In Paradise Street ♪
4073
4074913
407500:55:00,376 --> 00:55:04,126
4076♪ Way, hey, blow the man down ♪
4077
4078914
407900:55:04,210 --> 00:55:08,043
4080♪ When a mingin' old strumpet
4081I chanced for to meet ♪
4082
4083915
408400:55:08,126 --> 00:55:11,710
4085♪ Oh! Gimme some time
4086To blow the man down ♪
4087
4088916
408900:55:11,793 --> 00:55:14,061
4090- ♪ She had hair like a scarecrow ♪
4091- Piss off!
4092
4093917
409400:55:14,085 --> 00:55:16,293
4095- Not funny!
4096- ♪ And a rolling glass eye ♪
4097
4098918
409900:55:16,376 --> 00:55:18,501
4100♪ Way, hey... ♪
4101
4102919
410300:55:18,585 --> 00:55:20,168
4104Have you seen who's here?
4105
4106920
410700:55:20,626 --> 00:55:23,168
4108This is career suicide.
4109Plug the plug. Now!
4110
4111921
411200:55:23,251 --> 00:55:25,251
4113I can't go up there
4114and drag them off, can I?
4115
4116922
411700:55:25,335 --> 00:55:27,135
4118This is not just your credibility
4119on the line.
4120
4121923
412200:55:27,210 --> 00:55:28,293
4123It is mine too.
4124
4125924
412600:55:28,376 --> 00:55:29,543
4127This is on you.
4128
4129925
413000:55:29,626 --> 00:55:31,227
4131- Look, just give 'em a chance.
4132- No chance.
4133
4134926
413500:55:31,251 --> 00:55:32,335
4136Fix it.
4137
4138927
413900:55:32,710 --> 00:55:36,543
4140♪ Way, hey, blow the man down ♪
4141
4142928
414300:55:36,626 --> 00:55:40,335
4144♪ Blow him right back
4145Into Liverpool town ♪
4146
4147929
414800:55:40,418 --> 00:55:41,418
4149♪ Gimme s... ♪
4150
4151930
415200:55:41,501 --> 00:55:43,918
4153All right, look, hands up,
4154that was... poor.
4155
4156931
415700:55:44,001 --> 00:55:46,918
4158But you cannot judge the band
4159on that performance alone, Troy.
4160
4161932
416200:55:47,001 --> 00:55:48,852
4163Oh, man.
4164Oh, they've been judged, man.
4165
4166933
416700:55:48,876 --> 00:55:51,637
4168They've been judged, and they've been
4169found guilty of being horseshit.
4170
4171934
417200:55:51,668 --> 00:55:53,876
4173They're something there.
4174All right? Trust me.
4175
4176935
417700:55:54,751 --> 00:55:58,376
4178I've heard them sing with genuine passion
4179about something we've all lost.
4180
4181936
418200:55:58,460 --> 00:56:00,543
4183The only thing you appear to have lost
4184is your mind.
4185
4186937
418700:56:00,626 --> 00:56:02,126
4188I'm talking about a way of life.
4189
4190938
419100:56:02,210 --> 00:56:05,501
4192A sense of community
4193that I didn't even know existed any more.
4194
4195939
419600:56:07,043 --> 00:56:10,126
4197I don't know what you've been smoking,
4198and quite frankly, I don't care.
4199
4200940
420100:56:10,210 --> 00:56:13,793
4202But as your boss, I am commanding you
4203to get rid of them now.
4204
4205941
420600:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,418
4207Legally, you can't do that.
4208
4209942
421000:56:18,501 --> 00:56:19,543
4211- Really?
4212- Yeah.
4213
4214943
421500:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,501
4216Our arrangement
4217is that I have full control
4218
4219944
422000:56:22,585 --> 00:56:24,168
4221over every artist I sign.
4222
4223945
422400:56:25,210 --> 00:56:26,210
4225Yes.
4226
4227946
422800:56:28,835 --> 00:56:30,543
4229- Besides...
4230- Danny.
4231
4232947
423300:56:30,626 --> 00:56:32,186
4234I've already sent the album
4235out to the labels.
4236
4237948
423800:56:32,210 --> 00:56:33,626
4239You did what? You...
4240
4241949
424200:56:33,710 --> 00:56:34,710
4243I have to go.
4244
4245950
424600:56:34,793 --> 00:56:37,311
4247Something's gone wrong on the rescue.
4248Apparently, Dad went in the water.
4249
4250951
425100:56:37,335 --> 00:56:38,460
4252Is he okay?
4253
4254952
425500:56:38,543 --> 00:56:41,063
4256They're calling the coastguard,
4257but they're bringing him in now.
4258
4259953
426000:56:41,251 --> 00:56:42,811
4261Come on, darling. Come on. Let's go.
4262
4263954
426400:56:42,835 --> 00:56:43,918
4265I'll come with you.
4266
4267955
426800:57:00,626 --> 00:57:01,626
4269Father.
4270
4271956
427200:57:05,376 --> 00:57:06,460
4273Dad, are you okay?
4274
4275957
427600:57:09,168 --> 00:57:12,293
4277Sea mist came in.
4278The navigation system failed.
4279
4280958
428100:57:12,376 --> 00:57:14,418
4282Boat ended up on the rocks
4283at Lobber point.
4284
4285959
428600:57:14,501 --> 00:57:15,585
4287Broke up in minutes.
4288
4289960
429000:57:15,668 --> 00:57:17,835
4291By the time we got there,
4292there were two in the water.
4293
4294961
429500:57:17,918 --> 00:57:19,158
4296Now, we got 'em both out, mind.
4297
4298962
429900:57:22,460 --> 00:57:24,436
4300We must get you
4301to the hospital now, Mr Trevellion.
4302
4303963
430400:57:24,460 --> 00:57:27,293
4305You've had a nasty knock to the head.
4306Suspected concussion.
4307
4308964
430900:57:27,376 --> 00:57:28,769
4310Time for being brave is over.
4311
4312965
431300:57:28,793 --> 00:57:30,436
4314Dad, just do as they ask.
4315
4316966
431700:57:30,460 --> 00:57:33,001
4318- Enough. I'm going home.
4319- Jim.
4320
4321967
432200:57:33,085 --> 00:57:34,925
4323- Uh, Mr Trevellion.
4324- Dad.
4325
4326968
432700:57:37,626 --> 00:57:38,626
4328Stubborn!
4329
4330969
433100:57:42,835 --> 00:57:45,126
4332Your dad is one of the toughest blokes
4333I know.
4334
4335970
433600:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,560
4337- Sorry we let you down, Danny.
4338- How'd it go?
4339
4340971
434100:57:55,001 --> 00:57:56,085
4342They did you proud.
4343
4344972
434500:58:14,293 --> 00:58:15,293
4346Oh!
4347
4348973
434900:58:15,585 --> 00:58:16,585
4350Hello, Tamsyn.
4351
4352974
435300:58:18,001 --> 00:58:20,126
4354What you doing sitting out here
4355on your own?
4356
4357975
435800:58:20,210 --> 00:58:21,460
4359Waiting for my dad.
4360
4361976
436200:58:30,376 --> 00:58:32,543
4363- You want me to wait with you?
4364- Sure.
4365
4366977
436700:58:38,793 --> 00:58:42,835
4368Is it true you're gonna turn Granfer Jim
4369into a famous pop star like Justin Bieber?
4370
4371978
437200:58:44,835 --> 00:58:46,335
4373Well, I'm gonna try.
4374
4375979
437600:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,835
4377Do you think he's got the X factor?
4378
4379980
438000:58:50,668 --> 00:58:53,626
4381Well, uh, the thing
4382about being a Belieber...
4383
4384981
438500:58:55,168 --> 00:58:57,043
4386is that anything is possible, right?
4387
4388982
438900:59:00,335 --> 00:59:02,126
4390- Here you go.
4391- Hmm.
4392
4393983
439400:59:03,793 --> 00:59:04,793
4395All right?
4396
4397984
439800:59:05,626 --> 00:59:06,751
4399Hello, Jim.
4400
4401985
440200:59:07,335 --> 00:59:09,210
4403How long before
4404you're back out on the boat?
4405
4406986
440700:59:09,668 --> 00:59:10,668
4408Directly.
4409
4410987
441100:59:12,251 --> 00:59:13,251
4412Directly?
4413
4414988
441500:59:13,668 --> 00:59:15,210
4416Yeah, it's like mañana.
4417
4418989
441900:59:15,918 --> 00:59:16,918
4420Only slower.
4421
4422990
442300:59:20,251 --> 00:59:21,710
4424- Granfer?
4425- Yeah?
4426
4427991
442800:59:22,501 --> 00:59:24,335
4429My dad's not coming, is he?
4430
4431992
443200:59:25,376 --> 00:59:27,835
4433No, I don't think he is, sweetheart,
4434but...
4435
4436993
443700:59:29,335 --> 00:59:32,043
4438Maybe he just got held up. That's all, eh?
4439
4440994
444100:59:36,001 --> 00:59:37,376
4442How about we go and ask your mum
4443
4444995
444500:59:37,460 --> 00:59:39,668
4446if there's summat
4447we can all do together instead?
4448
4449996
445000:59:39,751 --> 00:59:41,710
4451- Okay.
4452- Yeah? Come on, then.
4453
4454997
445500:59:53,668 --> 00:59:56,751
4456♪ I'm feeling it for the first time ♪
4457
4458998
445900:59:56,835 --> 00:59:59,543
4460♪ Walking in the sunshine... ♪
4461
4462999
446300:59:59,960 --> 01:00:01,293
4464I can feel a good one coming on.
4465
44661000
446701:00:02,168 --> 01:00:05,376
4468That was useless! One?
4469
44701001
447101:00:07,126 --> 01:00:09,543
4472Bend your knees and flick.
4473
44741002
447501:00:11,751 --> 01:00:13,210
4476I think you can beat that.
4477
44781003
447901:00:13,293 --> 01:00:15,019
4480Here you go. Where have they gone?
4481Here you go.
4482
44831004
448401:00:15,043 --> 01:00:16,126
4485Bingo.
4486
44871005
448801:00:20,251 --> 01:00:21,251
4489Beat that!
4490
44911006
449201:00:23,251 --> 01:00:25,418
4493Do you know what?
4494I'm not even gonna try.
4495
44961007
449701:00:26,168 --> 01:00:28,085
4498You're officially the winner.
4499Put it there.
4500
45011008
450201:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,793
4503Let's go and get your winner's medal.
4504Come on.
4505
45061009
450701:00:32,668 --> 01:00:36,710
4508♪ Even though I should be skippin' home ♪
4509
45101010
451101:00:38,085 --> 01:00:39,668
4512♪ All my life... ♪
4513
45141011
451501:00:39,751 --> 01:00:41,376
4516Right, one for you.
4517
45181012
451901:00:43,668 --> 01:00:45,960
4520One for me.
4521
45221013
452301:00:46,043 --> 01:00:47,876
4524And one for the pot.
4525
45261014
452701:00:51,085 --> 01:00:52,668
4528- Cheers.
4529- Cheers.
4530
45311015
453201:00:55,710 --> 01:00:57,085
4533This is magical.
4534
45351016
453601:00:58,710 --> 01:01:01,126
4537I can't remember the last time
4538I had a weekend off.
4539
45401017
454101:01:02,751 --> 01:01:04,043
4542Sounds exhausting.
4543
45441018
454501:01:07,376 --> 01:01:10,210
4546Nobody wants to be the man
4547who missed out on signing the Beatles.
4548
45491019
455001:01:12,876 --> 01:01:15,126
4551What about missing out on life
4552in the meantime?
4553
45541020
455501:01:20,835 --> 01:01:25,418
4556♪ When a woman made a man... ♪
4557
45581021
455901:01:25,501 --> 01:01:27,751
4560This is one hell of a vinyl collection.
4561
45621022
456301:01:28,210 --> 01:01:30,793
4564Hmm.
4565I've always been a bit of a music nerd.
4566
45671023
456801:01:31,793 --> 01:01:35,126
4569I don't think you can beat that feeling
4570of taking a record out of its sleeve
4571
45721024
457301:01:35,210 --> 01:01:37,751
4574- for the first time.
4575- Ooh, amen to that.
4576
45771025
457801:01:38,876 --> 01:01:40,543
4579- Cheers.
4580- Cheers.
4581
45821026
458301:01:42,043 --> 01:01:47,001
4584♪ When a woman made a man ♪
4585
45861027
458701:01:47,085 --> 01:01:49,418
4588I wish I could still
4589get away with hiding up in my room
4590
45911028
459201:01:49,501 --> 01:01:51,918
4593and listening to an entire album
4594from beginning to end.
4595
45961029
459701:01:54,168 --> 01:01:56,460
4598Luckily, it comes with my job description.
4599
46001030
460101:01:56,543 --> 01:01:58,460
4602Yeah, but kids don't do that any more,
4603do they?
4604
46051031
460601:01:58,835 --> 01:02:01,626
4607They just click a button
4608and download their favourite track.
4609
46101032
461101:02:02,001 --> 01:02:04,210
4612I don't think you really
4613get to know an artist that way.
4614
46151033
461601:02:04,293 --> 01:02:06,876
4617Steve Jobs has got a lot to answer for.
4618
46191034
462001:02:06,960 --> 01:02:08,585
4621Yeah, he was a total hypocrite.
4622
46231035
462401:02:09,251 --> 01:02:12,061
4625He used to come home from Apple at night
4626and listen to all his old records.
4627
46281036
462901:02:12,085 --> 01:02:13,376
4630I didn't know that.
4631
46321037
463301:02:15,001 --> 01:02:17,793
4634Right, um, so what shall we put on next?
4635
46361038
463701:02:18,460 --> 01:02:19,751
4638You pick blind.
4639
46401039
464101:02:20,376 --> 01:02:22,543
4642Right, here goes.
4643
46441040
464501:02:24,876 --> 01:02:27,751
4646♪ You got the notion ♪
4647
46481041
464901:02:27,835 --> 01:02:32,251
4650♪ Said I'd like to know where
4651You got the notion ♪
4652
46531042
465401:02:32,668 --> 01:02:35,085
4655♪ To rock the boat
4656Don't rock the boat, baby ♪
4657
46581043
465901:02:35,168 --> 01:02:37,418
4660♪ Rock the boat
4661Don't tip the boat over ♪
4662
46631044
466401:02:39,835 --> 01:02:43,793
4665♪ Rock the boat... ♪
4666
46671045
466801:02:46,210 --> 01:02:47,376
4669♪ Yeah, rock the boat ♪
4670
46711046
467201:02:48,418 --> 01:02:49,710
4673♪ Rock the boat ♪
4674
46751047
467601:02:50,918 --> 01:02:52,001
4677♪ Rock the boat ♪
4678
46791048
468001:02:53,126 --> 01:02:54,335
4681♪ Rock the boat ♪
4682
46831049
468401:02:55,251 --> 01:02:56,251
4685♪ Rock the boat ♪
4686
46871050
468801:02:57,501 --> 01:02:58,710
4689♪ Rock the boat ♪
4690
46911051
469201:03:22,793 --> 01:03:24,543
4693That's Cornish for "good morning."
4694
46951052
469601:03:28,293 --> 01:03:29,835
4697What's Cornish for "hangover"?
4698
46991053
470001:03:33,501 --> 01:03:35,043
4701Make sure you don't spill her.
4702
47031054
470401:03:36,668 --> 01:03:37,668
4705Mam!
4706
47071055
470801:03:39,335 --> 01:03:41,376
4709Look what I just caught.
4710
47111056
471201:03:41,668 --> 01:03:44,001
4713A tompot blenny.
4714
47151057
471601:03:44,085 --> 01:03:46,960
4717Granfer said
4718I can keep him as a pet.
4719
47201058
472101:03:47,501 --> 01:03:48,501
4722Can I?
4723
47241059
472501:03:49,251 --> 01:03:51,085
4726- Sure.
4727- Hey, Tam.
4728
47291060
473001:03:51,168 --> 01:03:54,126
4731Go and find that old goldfish bowl
4732and give her a nice new home, will you?
4733
47341061
473501:03:59,085 --> 01:04:00,460
4736Please don't start.
4737
47381062
473901:04:01,210 --> 01:04:03,418
4740Oh, starting's the easy part, Alwyn.
4741
47421063
474301:04:03,751 --> 01:04:06,126
4744What happens when it finishes,
4745that concerns me.
4746
47471064
474801:04:06,210 --> 01:04:09,043
4749- Well, this is different.
4750- Well, how can you possibly know that?
4751
47521065
475301:04:13,460 --> 01:04:15,376
4754Sorry. It's just, uh, you know...
4755
47561066
475701:04:16,543 --> 01:04:18,460
4758You know as well as I do that...
4759
47601067
476101:04:20,168 --> 01:04:22,085
4762ever since your mother left...
4763
47641068
476501:04:22,168 --> 01:04:23,668
4766And you did an amazing job.
4767
47681069
476901:04:24,293 --> 01:04:26,126
4770I can't just stop though, Alwyn.
4771
47721070
477301:04:28,751 --> 01:04:30,543
4774I'm always gonna worry about you.
4775
47761071
477701:04:33,085 --> 01:04:36,418
4778Put yourself in my shoes
4779and imagine it was Tamsyn.
4780
47811072
478201:04:36,501 --> 01:04:40,085
4783Oh, yeah, if it was, I wouldn't want her
4784hiding away for the rest of her life...
4785
47861073
478701:04:40,626 --> 01:04:42,626
4788too scared to let anyone in.
4789
47901074
479101:04:45,043 --> 01:04:48,460
4792Dad, I'm big enough
4793to make my own mistakes, okay?
4794
47951075
479601:04:50,876 --> 01:04:53,556
4797I just don't want to see your little heart
4798broken again. That's all.
4799
48001076
480101:04:53,626 --> 01:04:55,352
4802You'll never guess what!
4803
48041077
480501:04:55,376 --> 01:04:56,710
4806I asked for croissants,
4807
48081078
480901:04:56,793 --> 01:04:59,876
4810she said, "You're in Cornwall,
4811my lover, not Calais!"
4812
48131079
481401:05:03,001 --> 01:05:05,460
4815You can take the piss out of my accent,
4816son,
4817
48181080
481901:05:06,335 --> 01:05:08,710
4820but don't you ever
4821take the piss out of my daughter.
4822
48231081
482401:05:08,793 --> 01:05:09,793
4825Dad.
4826
48271082
482801:05:10,251 --> 01:05:12,085
4829No, I'm not here to hurt anyone, Jim.
4830
48311083
483201:05:14,293 --> 01:05:15,293
4833Good.
4834
48351084
483601:05:17,001 --> 01:05:18,210
4837Glad to hear it.
4838
48391085
484001:05:21,376 --> 01:05:22,710
4841Sorry about my dad.
4842
48431086
484401:05:23,960 --> 01:05:25,668
4845He's always been protective.
4846
48471087
484801:05:27,585 --> 01:05:28,710
4849I don't blame him.
4850
48511088
485201:05:31,668 --> 01:05:34,543
4853Ever since he discovered
4854my mum was having an affair,
4855
48561089
485701:05:34,626 --> 01:05:36,543
4858he's found it hard to trust anyone.
4859
48601090
486101:05:37,793 --> 01:05:38,793
4862What happened?
4863
48641091
486501:05:39,376 --> 01:05:40,376
4866She left him...
4867
48681092
486901:05:41,085 --> 01:05:43,626
4870for a sailing instructor
4871from the Isle of Wight.
4872
48731093
487401:05:44,835 --> 01:05:46,793
4875I guess his boat was bigger than my dad's.
4876
48771094
487801:05:53,043 --> 01:05:54,293
4879Sorry. I've got to take this.
4880
48811095
488201:05:55,168 --> 01:05:56,168
4883Hello?
4884
48851096
488601:05:58,960 --> 01:05:59,960
4887Yeah.
4888
48891097
489001:06:03,043 --> 01:06:05,876
4891Well, why does he want
4892to slag 'em off to the labels like that?
4893
48941098
489501:06:09,710 --> 01:06:11,585
4896Yeah, I'll tell you what. Do me a favour.
4897
48981099
489901:06:11,668 --> 01:06:14,085
4900Tell him I don't want to be associated
4901with him any more.
4902
49031100
490401:06:16,001 --> 01:06:17,001
4905Lads.
4906
49071101
490801:06:18,460 --> 01:06:19,960
4909We've been sabotaged.
4910
49111102
491201:06:20,043 --> 01:06:21,418
4913It's my former boss.
4914
49151103
491601:06:21,960 --> 01:06:23,210
4917He isn't a fan of your music,
4918
49191104
492001:06:23,293 --> 01:06:26,126
4921and he's been pressurising the labels
4922not to take the album.
4923
49241105
492501:06:26,210 --> 01:06:28,043
4926What do you mean, your "former boss"?
4927
49281106
492901:06:30,376 --> 01:06:32,001
4930- I resigned.
4931- Resign?
4932
49331107
493401:06:32,085 --> 01:06:34,501
4935What'd you do that for, you daft bugger?
4936
49371108
493801:06:35,168 --> 01:06:36,418
4939Because I believe in you.
4940
49411109
494201:06:38,501 --> 01:06:42,168
4943I believe in the music, and
4944I believe I can secure you a record deal.
4945
49461110
494701:06:42,626 --> 01:06:45,168
4948Well, you're a stubborn sod.
4949I'll give you that.
4950
49511111
495201:06:45,251 --> 01:06:46,710
4953Takes one to know one.
4954
49551112
495601:06:48,085 --> 01:06:50,251
4957Now, who's up for a road trip?
4958
49591113
496001:06:50,335 --> 01:06:53,376
4961♪ The modern ships
4962Carry mighty fine gear ♪
4963
49641114
496501:06:53,460 --> 01:06:56,168
4966♪ Get away, get away, you shantyman ♪
4967
49681115
496901:06:56,251 --> 01:06:58,585
4970♪ Shantyman, oh, shantyman ♪
4971
49721116
497301:06:59,043 --> 01:07:01,376
4974♪ Who's got a berth for a shantyman... ♪
4975
49761117
497701:07:01,460 --> 01:07:04,210
4978What's this, then? A reservoir of seadogs?
4979
49801118
498101:07:04,293 --> 01:07:07,668
4982Special offer was it, Father?
4983A pound a pair to avoid the glare?
4984
49851119
498601:07:08,460 --> 01:07:11,210
4987Remember what
4988the well-known Irish singer said, Jim.
4989
49901120
499101:07:11,668 --> 01:07:14,376
4992"I may be plain old Paul Hewson
4993from Dublin.
4994
49951121
499601:07:14,751 --> 01:07:17,543
4997Put a pair of shades on, I'm Bonio!"
4998
49991122
500001:07:17,626 --> 01:07:19,876
5001Bono, you pillock.
5002
50031123
500401:07:20,960 --> 01:07:22,835
5005- Get in the van.
5006- Here, come here.
5007
50081124
500901:07:24,251 --> 01:07:25,251
5010- Take care.
5011- I love you.
5012
50131125
501401:07:28,710 --> 01:07:30,430
5015- See you later!
5016- Thank you, darling.
5017
50181126
501901:07:30,460 --> 01:07:32,543
5020- Bye-bye, darling.
5021- You watch them groupies.
5022
50231127
502401:07:33,960 --> 01:07:35,710
5025Look after him, Jim. Please.
5026
50271128
502801:07:42,918 --> 01:07:45,585
5029♪ Drive my truck midway
5030To the motorway station ♪
5031
50321129
503301:07:46,793 --> 01:07:49,418
5034♪ Fairlane cruiser
5035Coming up on the left-hand side ♪
5036
50371130
503801:07:50,585 --> 01:07:53,501
5039♪ Headlight shining
5040Driving rain on the window frame ♪
5041
50421131
504301:07:54,460 --> 01:07:57,001
5044♪ Little young lady stardust
5045Hitching a ride ♪
5046
50471132
504801:07:57,626 --> 01:08:01,168
5049♪ And it's a two, four, six, eight
5050Ain't never too late ♪
5051
50521133
505301:08:02,168 --> 01:08:04,585
5054♪ Me and my radio truckin' on
5055Through the night ♪
5056
50571134
505801:08:06,001 --> 01:08:09,043
5059♪ Three, five, seven, nine
5060On a double white line ♪
5061
50621135
506301:08:09,835 --> 01:08:12,251
5064♪ Motorway sun coming up
5065With the morning light ♪
5066
50671136
506801:08:13,710 --> 01:08:16,710
5069♪ Whiz kid sitting pretty
5070On your two-wheel stallion ♪
5071
50721137
507301:08:17,585 --> 01:08:20,210
5074♪ This ol' ten-ton lorry
5075Got a bead on you... ♪
5076
50771138
507801:08:20,293 --> 01:08:21,793
5079Here, here, lads.
5080
50811139
508201:08:22,168 --> 01:08:23,751
5083Come here. Look.
5084
50851140
508601:08:24,376 --> 01:08:26,293
5087See what they charge for mackerel up here?
5088
50891141
509001:08:26,376 --> 01:08:29,543
5091We should have brought some up with us,
5092you know? Cut out the middle man.
5093
50941142
509501:08:29,626 --> 01:08:31,918
5096Make a little bit of profit on the trip.
5097
50981143
509901:08:32,001 --> 01:08:33,543
5100It's Danny.
5101
51021144
510301:08:33,626 --> 01:08:34,977
5104- Don't bloody answer it.
5105- Don't answer it.
5106
51071145
510801:08:35,001 --> 01:08:37,168
5109- We're supposed to be resting up.
5110- We ain't here.
5111
51121146
511301:08:37,668 --> 01:08:38,793
5114- Leave...
5115- Hello, Danny?
5116
51171147
511801:08:38,876 --> 01:08:41,293
5119- You lot settling in all right?
5120- Yeah, yeah.
5121
51221148
512301:08:41,835 --> 01:08:45,418
5124Uh, we're just doing a bit of, uh...
5125a bit of sightseeing.
5126
51271149
512801:08:45,668 --> 01:08:47,126
5129Sightseeing? Where?
5130
51311150
513201:08:47,418 --> 01:08:49,501
5133Well, we're checking out the, um...
5134
51351151
513601:08:50,210 --> 01:08:52,460
5137- London Aquarium.
5138- Seriously?
5139
51401152
514101:08:52,543 --> 01:08:55,168
5142- I'll book us a table for eight o'clock.
5143- All right, yeah, yeah.
5144
51451153
514601:08:55,251 --> 01:08:56,501
5147We'll see you later.
5148
51491154
515001:08:57,501 --> 01:08:59,960
5151Yeah, good to see you'd hold up
5152under interrogation
5153
51541155
515501:09:01,168 --> 01:09:03,501
5156Right, let's get this pub crawl started.
5157
51581156
515901:09:09,251 --> 01:09:11,835
5160- All right.
5161- What can I get you chaps?
5162
51631157
516401:09:11,918 --> 01:09:13,501
5165Ten pints of bitter, please.
5166
51671158
516801:09:13,835 --> 01:09:16,043
5169Put that away, Father.
5170I'll get this round.
5171
51721159
517301:09:16,835 --> 01:09:17,835
5174Oh?
5175
51761160
517701:09:17,918 --> 01:09:20,293
5178That's gonna be 53 pounds 80.
5179
51801161
518101:09:20,876 --> 01:09:22,626
5182- How much?
5183- What?
5184
51851162
518601:09:23,585 --> 01:09:26,418
5187What do they brew it with 'round here?
5188Unicorn tears?
5189
51901163
519101:09:27,001 --> 01:09:28,543
5192♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪
5193
51941164
519501:09:28,626 --> 01:09:30,126
5196♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪
5197
51981165
519901:09:30,210 --> 01:09:31,585
5200♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪
5201
52021166
520301:09:31,668 --> 01:09:33,376
5204♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪
5205
52061167
520701:09:33,460 --> 01:09:34,960
5208♪ And that is saying the least ♪
5209
52101168
521101:09:35,043 --> 01:09:36,251
5212♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪
5213
52141169
521501:09:36,335 --> 01:09:38,001
5216♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪
5217
52181170
521901:09:38,085 --> 01:09:39,876
5220♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast... ♪
5221
52221171
522301:09:42,293 --> 01:09:44,710
5224- So where did you get that one done?
5225- Ah!
5226
52271172
522801:09:44,793 --> 01:09:47,710
5229That, my lovely, I had done in Manila.
5230
52311173
523201:09:49,210 --> 01:09:50,835
5233Nineteen sixty-four.
5234
52351174
523601:09:51,585 --> 01:09:54,460
5237I was on shore leave in the merchant navy.
5238
52391175
524001:09:54,543 --> 01:09:56,460
5241Mmm. And who's Rosie?
5242
52431176
524401:09:56,543 --> 01:09:59,418
5245Rosie was my very first love.
5246
52471177
524801:10:00,001 --> 01:10:02,626
5249Him and half the British fleet.
5250
52511178
525201:10:02,710 --> 01:10:05,460
5253And he was the only wazzock
5254to make a permanent declaration.
5255
52561179
525701:10:07,751 --> 01:10:09,418
5258I had a lucky escape.
5259
52601180
526101:10:09,501 --> 01:10:12,376
5262- Otherwise, I'd have never met his mother.
5263- That's true.
5264
52651181
526601:10:12,918 --> 01:10:14,418
5267Who's the lead singer of the group?
5268
52691182
527001:10:14,501 --> 01:10:17,626
5271- Well, nobody. We take it in turns.
5272- That's very democratic.
5273
52741183
527501:10:18,293 --> 01:10:20,668
5276So, what kind of songs
5277do you guys perform?
5278
52791184
528001:10:20,751 --> 01:10:21,918
5281Shanties.
5282
52831185
528401:10:22,543 --> 01:10:24,126
5285Sh... Shan... What?
5286
52871186
528801:10:24,710 --> 01:10:26,418
5289Traditional sea shanties, you know?
5290
52911187
529201:10:26,501 --> 01:10:27,918
5293- No.
5294- All right, um...
5295
52961188
529701:10:28,001 --> 01:10:29,751
5298You'd know this one, perhaps, um...
5299
53001189
530101:10:31,668 --> 01:10:36,126
5302♪ What shall we do
5303With the drunken sailor? ♪
5304
53051190
530601:10:36,460 --> 01:10:39,376
5307♪ What shall we do
5308With the drunken sailor? ♪
5309
53101191
531101:10:39,460 --> 01:10:40,460
5312- You got it.
5313- Yeah.
5314
53151192
531601:10:40,543 --> 01:10:43,918
5317♪ What shall we do
5318With the drunken sailor ♪
5319
53201193
532101:10:44,001 --> 01:10:47,543
5322♪ Early in the morning? ♪
5323
53241194
532501:10:47,626 --> 01:10:50,710
5326♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
5327
53281195
532901:10:50,793 --> 01:10:53,626
5330♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
5331
53321196
533301:10:53,710 --> 01:10:58,835
5334♪ Hooray, and up she rises
5335Early in the morning ♪
5336
53371197
533801:10:58,918 --> 01:11:01,210
5339♪ Put him in the brig until he's sober ♪
5340
53411198
534201:11:01,293 --> 01:11:03,751
5343♪ Put him in the brig until he's sober ♪
5344
53451199
534601:11:03,835 --> 01:11:08,418
5347♪ Put him in the brig until he's sober
5348Early in the morning ♪
5349
53501200
535101:11:08,751 --> 01:11:11,210
5352♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
5353
53541201
535501:11:11,293 --> 01:11:13,710
5356♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
5357
53581202
535901:11:13,793 --> 01:11:18,376
5360♪ Hooray, and up she rises
5361Early in the morning ♪
5362
53631203
536401:11:18,460 --> 01:11:20,543
5365♪ Shave his bum with a rusty razor ♪
5366
53671204
536801:11:20,626 --> 01:11:22,751
5369♪ Shave his bum with a rusty razor ♪
5370
53711205
537201:11:22,835 --> 01:11:27,418
5373♪ Shave his bum with a rusty razor
5374Early in the morning ♪
5375
53761206
537701:11:27,501 --> 01:11:29,710
5378♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
5379
53801207
538101:11:29,793 --> 01:11:31,835
5382♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
5383
53841208
538501:11:31,918 --> 01:11:36,501
5386♪ Hooray, and up she rises
5387Early in the morning ♪
5388
53891209
539001:11:36,585 --> 01:11:38,918
5391♪ Put him in the bunk
5392With the captain's daughter ♪
5393
53941210
539501:11:39,001 --> 01:11:41,168
5396♪ Put him in the bunk
5397With the captain's daughter ♪
5398
53991211
540001:11:41,251 --> 01:11:43,501
5401♪ Put him in the bunk
5402With the captain's daughter ♪
5403
54041212
540501:11:43,585 --> 01:11:46,043
5406♪ Early in the morning ♪
5407
54081213
540901:11:46,126 --> 01:11:48,085
5410♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
5411
54121214
541301:11:48,168 --> 01:11:50,335
5414- ♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
5415- It's Danny!
5416
54171215
541801:11:50,418 --> 01:11:52,686
5419- ♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
5420- It's Danny! It's Danny calling.
5421
54221216
542301:11:52,710 --> 01:11:54,710
5424- ♪ Early in the morning ♪
5425- What? Oh, Christ.
5426
54271217
542801:11:54,793 --> 01:11:57,710
5429Hang on. Wait. Shh. Hold on, everybody.
5430Hold on. Shh. Sorry.
5431
54321218
543301:11:57,793 --> 01:11:59,585
5434I've got to take this call. Hold on.
5435
54361219
543701:12:00,210 --> 01:12:01,210
5438Danny.
5439
54401220
544101:12:01,543 --> 01:12:04,001
5442Yeah, Dan. I just, uh, just nodding off.
5443
54441221
544501:12:04,085 --> 01:12:07,251
5446I got Rowan fast asleep
5447in the bed next to me.
5448
54491222
545001:12:07,335 --> 01:12:08,335
5451Asleep?
5452
54531223
545401:12:09,210 --> 01:12:11,751
5455We're supposed to be meeting up
5456for a spot of grub, Jim.
5457
54581224
545901:12:11,835 --> 01:12:15,418
5460Oh, yeah, mate. Sorry about that.
5461We... We thought we should turn in.
5462
54631225
546401:12:15,501 --> 01:12:17,710
5465All that sightseeing, see, did us over.
5466
54671226
546801:12:17,793 --> 01:12:19,602
5469Are you sure you boys
5470haven't been out on the lash?
5471
54721227
547301:12:19,626 --> 01:12:21,543
5474On the lash? No.
5475
54761228
547701:12:21,960 --> 01:12:25,251
5478No, Danny. We're saving our voices
5479for the morning, see.
5480
54811229
548201:12:25,335 --> 01:12:27,501
5483Glad to hear you're taking it seriously.
5484Listen.
5485
54861230
548701:12:27,585 --> 01:12:30,793
5488- I'll pick you up after breakfast.
5489- All right. Goodnight. See you tomorrow.
5490
54911231
549201:12:33,418 --> 01:12:35,751
5493♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter? ♪
5494
54951232
549601:12:35,835 --> 01:12:37,960
5497♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter? ♪
5498
54991233
550001:12:38,043 --> 01:12:42,168
5501♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter
5502Early in the morning? ♪
5503
55041234
550501:12:42,251 --> 01:12:44,460
5506♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
5507
55081235
550901:12:44,543 --> 01:12:46,710
5510♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
5511
55121236
551301:12:46,793 --> 01:12:52,543
5514♪ Hooray, and up she rises
5515Early in the morning ♪
5516
55171237
551801:12:55,626 --> 01:12:57,710
5519And that, mate, is a sea shanty!
5520
55211238
552201:13:05,251 --> 01:13:07,210
5523I've never seen you lot so quiet.
5524
55251239
552601:13:07,293 --> 01:13:10,168
5527I know you must be nervous
5528about performing in front of a label,
5529
55301240
553101:13:10,251 --> 01:13:13,168
5532but just try and imagine
5533you're all in a pub somewhere
5534
55351241
553601:13:13,251 --> 01:13:15,876
5537holding a pint,
5538having a good old sing-song.
5539
55401242
554101:13:16,251 --> 01:13:18,043
5542Yeah, I think we can manage that.
5543
55441243
554501:13:20,293 --> 01:13:22,126
5546All in. All in. All in.
5547
55481244
554901:13:22,835 --> 01:13:25,293
5550Now, remember what John Lennon said, lads.
5551
55521245
555301:13:25,376 --> 01:13:27,918
5554"A dream you dream alone is only a dream.
5555
55561246
555701:13:28,293 --> 01:13:31,126
5558A dream you dream together is reality."
5559
55601247
556101:13:33,085 --> 01:13:34,335
5562Now let's give it to 'em.
5563
55641248
556501:13:35,251 --> 01:13:40,043
5566♪ As I walk down on Broadway
5567One evening in July ♪
5568
55691249
557001:13:40,126 --> 01:13:44,751
5571♪ I met a maid, she asked me trade
5572"A sailor boy am I" ♪
5573
55741250
557501:13:44,835 --> 01:13:49,376
5576♪ And away Santee, my dear Annie ♪
5577
55781251
557901:13:49,960 --> 01:13:54,001
5580♪ Oh, you New York girls
5581Can't you dance the polka? ♪
5582
55831252
558401:13:54,085 --> 01:13:58,418
5585♪ I took her off to Tiffany's
5586I did not mind the expense ♪
5587
55881253
558901:13:58,501 --> 01:14:02,835
5590♪ I bought her two gold earrings
5591And they cost me 50 cents ♪
5592
55931254
559401:14:02,918 --> 01:14:07,710
5595♪ And away Santee, my dear Annie ♪
5596
55971255
559801:14:08,418 --> 01:14:10,335
5599♪ Oh, you New York girls ♪
5600
56011256
560201:14:10,418 --> 01:14:12,501
5603- ♪ Can't you dance the polka? ♪
5604- Hello, Leah.
5605
56061257
560701:14:12,585 --> 01:14:17,043
5608♪ I kissed her hard and proper
5609Before her flashman came ♪
5610
56111258
561201:14:17,126 --> 01:14:21,126
5613♪ But fare you well, me Bowery girl
5614I know your little game ♪
5615
56161259
561701:14:21,210 --> 01:14:23,751
5618♪ And away Santee... ♪
5619
56201260
562101:14:23,835 --> 01:14:25,835
5622I thought Danny Anderson was in rehab.
5623
56241261
562501:14:26,376 --> 01:14:27,835
5626Yeah, that's what I thought.
5627
56281262
562901:14:28,293 --> 01:14:31,335
5630- He should ask for a refund.
5631- ♪ Can't you dance the polka? ♪
5632
56331263
563401:14:31,418 --> 01:14:34,876
5635♪ I joined a Yankee blood boat ♪
5636
56371264
563801:14:35,585 --> 01:14:38,585
5639♪ And sailed away next morn ♪
5640
56411265
564201:14:39,501 --> 01:14:42,835
5643♪ I'll never kiss another maid ♪
5644
56451266
564601:14:43,418 --> 01:14:45,793
5647♪ I'm safer around Cape Horn ♪
5648
56491267
565001:14:45,876 --> 01:14:50,876
5651♪ And away Santee, my dear Annie ♪
5652
56531268
565401:14:51,251 --> 01:14:58,001
5655♪ Oh, you New York girls
5656Can't you dance the polka? ♪
5657
56581269
565901:15:02,918 --> 01:15:04,852
5660- Danny, did we have an appointment?
5661- No.
5662
56631270
566401:15:04,876 --> 01:15:07,168
5665But it's your job to find great artists.
5666
56671271
566801:15:07,251 --> 01:15:08,585
5669And I've got ten of 'em.
5670
56711272
567201:15:08,668 --> 01:15:11,501
5673Meet Port Isaac's Fisherman's Friends.
5674
56751273
567601:15:13,751 --> 01:15:14,751
5677We need a word.
5678
56791274
568001:15:23,001 --> 01:15:25,793
5681Danny, we deal in originality.
5682
56831275
568401:15:25,876 --> 01:15:26,876
5685Leah...
5686
56871276
568801:15:27,835 --> 01:15:30,626
5689I guarantee you've never heard
5690anything like that before.
5691
56921277
569301:15:30,710 --> 01:15:32,876
5694The song they were singing
5695was about prostitution.
5696
56971278
569801:15:32,960 --> 01:15:34,043
5699Yes.
5700
57011279
570201:15:34,126 --> 01:15:36,960
5703So was "Roxanne."
5704That didn't work out too badly for Sting.
5705
57061280
570701:15:39,376 --> 01:15:40,668
5708Look, come on, Leah.
5709
57101281
571101:15:41,835 --> 01:15:45,210
5712We may live in the age of The X Factor,
5713but what that show has taught us
5714
57151282
571601:15:45,293 --> 01:15:48,710
5717is that the public love to see
5718real people with real talent.
5719
57201283
572101:15:49,501 --> 01:15:51,418
5722And it doesn't get any more real
5723
57241284
572501:15:51,501 --> 01:15:55,626
5726than singing fishermen
5727who risk their lives out at sea every day.
5728
57291285
573001:15:55,710 --> 01:15:58,376
5731I mean, think of the marketing angles.
5732
57331286
573401:15:58,460 --> 01:16:00,543
5735You won't just be signing a new act.
5736
57371287
573801:16:00,626 --> 01:16:03,335
5739You'll be signing 500 years
5740of naval history.
5741
57421288
574301:16:07,376 --> 01:16:09,168
5744I'm sorry, Danny.
5745
57461289
574701:16:09,251 --> 01:16:11,835
5748You know how much ongoing business
5749we've got with Troy.
5750
57511290
575201:16:11,918 --> 01:16:16,210
5753If I take a punt on Popeye and his pals,
5754I'd risk jeopardising that.
5755
57561291
575701:16:17,043 --> 01:16:19,710
5758All I'm asking for
5759is a basic one-album deal.
5760
57611292
576201:16:19,793 --> 01:16:21,043
5763You'll spend less on this
5764
57651293
576601:16:21,126 --> 01:16:24,210
5767than you would on a music video
5768for one of your A-list artists.
5769
57701294
577101:16:25,251 --> 01:16:26,793
5772- I'm sorry, Danny.
5773- Leah.
5774
57751295
577601:16:27,418 --> 01:16:28,626
5777Maybe next time.
5778
57791296
578001:16:40,876 --> 01:16:44,501
5781Don't be too hard on yourself, Danny.
5782
57831297
578401:16:44,585 --> 01:16:46,460
5785You give it your best shot.
5786
57871298
578801:16:47,043 --> 01:16:49,210
5789Wasn't good enough though, was it, Jago?
5790
57911299
579201:16:49,293 --> 01:16:50,710
5793Hello, Danny?
5794
57951300
579601:16:52,376 --> 01:16:53,376
5797Afternoon, Sian.
5798
57991301
580001:16:54,085 --> 01:16:55,501
5801That was fantastic.
5802
58031302
580401:16:55,585 --> 01:16:58,751
5805Shame the powers that be
5806didn't think so.
5807
58081303
580901:16:59,460 --> 01:17:02,085
5810Well, I've got a TV show
5811that are looking for someone to step in
5812
58131304
581401:17:02,168 --> 01:17:04,918
5815and sing the national anthem
5816for the queen's birthday next week.
5817
58181305
581901:17:05,001 --> 01:17:07,668
5820We've had a last-minute dropout,
5821if you're interested.
5822
58231306
582401:17:10,043 --> 01:17:12,043
5825Let me run it past the boys.
5826
58271307
582801:17:15,335 --> 01:17:19,043
5829Look, I know
5830this isn't what we had in mind,
5831
58321308
583301:17:19,126 --> 01:17:22,710
5834but this could be a golden opportunity
5835to reach a wider audience.
5836
58371309
583801:17:27,126 --> 01:17:29,293
5839Jim, at least consider it.
5840
58411310
584201:17:35,085 --> 01:17:38,043
5843Yeah, we'd be honoured to, my fair maiden.
5844
58451311
584601:17:38,126 --> 01:17:39,168
5847We would?
5848
58491312
585001:17:39,251 --> 01:17:40,585
5851We would.
5852
58531313
585401:17:41,876 --> 01:17:45,876
5855And now to celebrate the queen's birthday,
5856something a little different.
5857
58581314
585901:17:45,960 --> 01:17:49,043
5860Singing the national anthem,
5861live from Cornwall,
5862
58631315
586401:17:49,126 --> 01:17:51,460
5865are Port Isaac's Fisherman's Friends.
5866
58671316
586801:17:51,543 --> 01:17:55,085
5869♪ A good sword and a trusty hand ♪
5870
58711317
587201:17:55,168 --> 01:17:57,626
5873♪ A merry heart and true ♪
5874
58751318
587601:17:58,251 --> 01:18:01,085
5877♪ King James's men shall understand ♪
5878
58791319
588001:18:01,168 --> 01:18:04,001
5881- ♪ What Cornish lads can do ♪
5882- That's not the national anthem.
5883
58841320
588501:18:04,085 --> 01:18:06,168
5886♪ And have they fixed
5887The where and when? ♪
5888
58891321
589001:18:06,251 --> 01:18:07,793
5891Yes, it is.
5892
58931322
589401:18:07,876 --> 01:18:09,293
5895♪ And shall Trelawny die? ♪
5896
58971323
589801:18:09,376 --> 01:18:13,043
5899- ♪ Here's 20,000 Cornishmen ♪
5900- It's the Cornish one.
5901
59021324
590301:18:13,126 --> 01:18:17,043
5904♪ Will know the reason why ♪
5905
59061325
590701:18:17,126 --> 01:18:19,918
5908- ♪ And shall Trelawny live? ♪
5909- That's not in the script.
5910
59111326
591201:18:20,001 --> 01:18:21,543
5913Cut it. Cut it.
5914
59151327
591601:18:21,626 --> 01:18:25,710
5917♪ Or shall Trelawny die? ♪
5918
59191328
592001:18:25,793 --> 01:18:30,251
5921♪ Here's 20,000 Cornishmen ♪
5922
59231329
592401:18:30,335 --> 01:18:34,293
5925♪ Will know the reason why ♪
5926
59271330
592801:18:34,376 --> 01:18:35,793
5929- Jim.
5930- Yeah?
5931
59321331
593301:18:35,876 --> 01:18:38,126
5934- You got time for a quick word?
5935- Uh, yeah, sure. What?
5936
59371332
593801:18:38,210 --> 01:18:40,001
5939- What the hell was that?
5940- What?
5941
59421333
594301:18:40,876 --> 01:18:42,335
5944That.
5945
59461334
594701:18:42,418 --> 01:18:43,751
5948We're patriots, Danny.
5949
59501335
595101:18:43,835 --> 01:18:46,519
5952Yeah, so are all the people tuning in
5953to hear the queen's national anthem.
5954
59551336
595601:18:46,543 --> 01:18:50,001
5957And you've just gone and alienated
5958every single last one of them!
5959
59601337
596101:18:50,085 --> 01:18:52,168
5962And spoiled our chances of a knighthood.
5963
59641338
596501:18:52,251 --> 01:18:54,126
5966Come on.
5967
59681339
596901:18:58,585 --> 01:19:01,376
5970That's it. I got nothing left.
5971
59721340
597301:19:02,668 --> 01:19:07,418
5974Can you assure me
5975that it's always gonna be a public house?
5976
59771341
597801:19:08,126 --> 01:19:10,585
5979That's certainly my intention, Rowan.
5980
59811342
598201:19:11,751 --> 01:19:13,793
5983We don't have a choice, love.
5984
59851343
598601:19:15,460 --> 01:19:17,460
5987So, do we have ourselves a deal, or what?
5988
59891344
599001:19:27,210 --> 01:19:30,168
5991- What's going on?
5992- The inevitable.
5993
59941345
599501:19:32,793 --> 01:19:34,793
5996Does Jim know?
5997
59981346
599901:19:34,876 --> 01:19:36,168
6000Nobody does.
6001
60021347
600301:19:37,001 --> 01:19:39,293
6004Rowan's gotta find
6005the right moment to explain.
6006
60071348
600801:19:40,126 --> 01:19:41,376
6009Congratulations.
6010
60111349
601201:19:42,460 --> 01:19:44,460
6013A pleasure doing business with you.
6014
60151350
601601:19:51,376 --> 01:19:53,793
6017I can't believe
6018they're up to a million hits.
6019
60201351
602101:19:53,876 --> 01:19:55,918
6022Look at the state of them.
6023
60241352
602501:19:57,418 --> 01:19:59,126
6026I mean, who even dresses like that?
6027
60281353
602901:19:59,210 --> 01:20:01,585
6030Have you been to Hoxton lately?
6031
60321354
603301:20:01,668 --> 01:20:04,585
6034It's all nautical tattoos
6035and Breton sweaters and facial hair.
6036
60371355
603801:20:04,668 --> 01:20:06,126
6039♪ Or shall Trelawny die? ♪
6040
60411356
604201:20:06,210 --> 01:20:08,293
6043Retro's back. Again.
6044
60451357
604601:20:08,376 --> 01:20:12,376
6047♪ Here's 20,000 Cornishmen ♪
6048
60491358
605001:20:12,460 --> 01:20:15,793
6051♪ Will know the reason why ♪
6052
60531359
605401:20:17,376 --> 01:20:18,918
6055Danny?
6056
60571360
605801:20:19,001 --> 01:20:20,251
6059Yeah?
6060
60611361
606201:20:20,335 --> 01:20:22,001
6063Granfer's on YouTube.
6064
60651362
606601:20:27,418 --> 01:20:29,001
6067Turn it up.
6068
60691363
607001:20:29,085 --> 01:20:32,585
6071♪ A trusty hand
6072A merry heart and true ♪
6073
60741364
607501:20:32,668 --> 01:20:35,585
6076I don't believe it.
6077How long's this been on there?
6078
60791365
608001:20:37,585 --> 01:20:41,418
6081They're all over it. Look!
6082
60831366
608401:20:43,376 --> 01:20:44,876
6085Harbour View Bed and Breakfast.
6086
60871367
608801:20:44,960 --> 01:20:47,668
6089♪ Here's 20,000 Cornishmen ♪
6090
60911368
609201:20:47,751 --> 01:20:50,168
6093♪ Will know the reason why ♪
6094
60951369
609601:20:50,251 --> 01:20:51,626
6097- Danny.
6098- Yeah?
6099
61001370
610101:20:51,710 --> 01:20:53,335
6102Island Records are on the phone.
6103
61041371
610501:20:53,418 --> 01:20:56,501
6106♪ And shall Trelawny live? ♪
6107
61081372
610901:21:06,626 --> 01:21:09,168
6110- Hello.
6111- Danny. It's Leah.
6112
61131373
611401:21:09,251 --> 01:21:11,793
6115I've had a rethink. We're in.
6116
61171374
611801:21:16,126 --> 01:21:18,102
6119Problem is, Leah, you're not
6120the only one who's chasing this.
6121
61221375
612301:21:18,126 --> 01:21:20,543
6124The phone is red hot right now.
6125
61261376
612701:21:20,626 --> 01:21:22,126
6128We both know that's not true.
6129
61301377
613101:21:22,210 --> 01:21:24,394
6132And the only reason
6133you got on the TV in the first place
6134
61351378
613601:21:24,418 --> 01:21:26,251
6137is because of my promotions department.
6138
61391379
614001:21:27,001 --> 01:21:29,019
6141- So do the right thing.
6142- Okay, how much you offering?
6143
61441380
614501:21:29,043 --> 01:21:30,835
6146I'll put the album out
6147and cover your costs.
6148
61491381
615001:21:30,918 --> 01:21:32,418
6151Done.
6152
61531382
615401:21:32,501 --> 01:21:34,061
6155For the purposes of the general public,
6156
61571383
615801:21:34,085 --> 01:21:36,876
6159could we maybe get a little creative
6160with the signing-on fee?
6161
61621384
616301:21:36,960 --> 01:21:38,793
6164How creative?
6165
61661385
616701:21:44,585 --> 01:21:46,918
6168There's no way he got a million quid.
6169
61701386
617101:21:47,585 --> 01:21:49,085
6172He got the headline.
6173
61741387
617501:21:50,126 --> 01:21:52,001
6176That's all that counts.
6177
61781388
617901:21:52,085 --> 01:21:55,418
6180♪ I'm gonna make you a star ♪
6181
61821389
618301:21:55,501 --> 01:21:58,835
6184♪ Yeah ♪
6185
61861390
618701:21:58,918 --> 01:22:00,793
6188- What's going on out there?
6189- Hey! No!
6190
61911391
619201:22:05,751 --> 01:22:09,335
6193How did it feel to sign a million-pound
6194record deal at the age of 72?
6195
61961392
619701:22:09,418 --> 01:22:11,710
6198Mother always said I'd be a late bloomer.
6199
62001393
620101:22:11,793 --> 01:22:13,876
6202Not this bloody late.
6203
62041394
620501:22:17,501 --> 01:22:19,436
6206For 15 years they've sung sea shanties
6207
62081395
620901:22:19,460 --> 01:22:21,793
6210in their local pub in Port Isaac.
6211
62121396
621301:22:21,876 --> 01:22:25,293
6214But one night the group's performance
6215caught the ears of a music manager
6216
62171397
621801:22:25,376 --> 01:22:27,126
6219who was here on holiday.
6220
62211398
622201:22:27,210 --> 01:22:30,085
6223As soon as I heard them,
6224I knew they could be huge.
6225
62261399
622701:22:30,168 --> 01:22:33,001
6228In a world saturated
6229with manufactured pop bands,
6230
62311400
623201:22:33,085 --> 01:22:35,543
6233the Fishermen are a real catch.
6234
62351401
623601:22:35,626 --> 01:22:37,519
6237One minute
6238you're watching Britain's Got Talent,
6239
62401402
624101:22:37,543 --> 01:22:39,019
6242wondering what it's like to be famous.
6243
62441403
624501:22:39,043 --> 01:22:41,793
6246The next minute you're
6247asking your husband for his autograph!
6248
62491404
625001:22:41,876 --> 01:22:45,085
6251What's special about the ten of us
6252is that we're all born and raised here.
6253
62541405
625501:22:45,168 --> 01:22:48,626
6256Sea shanties have been passed down in our
6257families from generation to generation.
6258
62591406
626001:22:49,918 --> 01:22:52,043
6261We've known each other
6262since we were knee-high.
6263
62641407
626501:22:52,751 --> 01:22:54,126
6266Makes the bond unbreakable.
6267
62681408
626901:22:54,210 --> 01:22:55,668
6270We disagree over things,
6271
62721409
627301:22:55,751 --> 01:23:00,168
6274but then they all realise I'm right,
6275they're wrong, and we get on with it.
6276
62771410
627801:23:00,251 --> 01:23:02,793
6279The Fisherman's Friends
6280say they're just ordinary men
6281
62821411
628301:23:02,876 --> 01:23:06,001
6284who've never sought fame, money,
6285or a record deal.
6286
62871412
628801:23:06,085 --> 01:23:07,960
6289Now they have all three.
6290
62911413
629201:23:08,043 --> 01:23:10,751
6293Let's see if this unlikely boy band
6294can climb the charts
6295
62961414
629701:23:10,835 --> 01:23:13,251
6298as well as they can climb the rigging.
6299
63001415
630101:23:13,335 --> 01:23:16,085
6302Eh?
6303
63041416
630501:23:17,210 --> 01:23:19,626
6306I thought you said
6307they'd interviewed everyone.
6308
63091417
631001:23:19,710 --> 01:23:22,335
6311- They did.
6312- How come my Jago wasn't on the telly?
6313
63141418
631501:23:22,418 --> 01:23:25,085
6316Some faces are only made for the radio,
6317Maggie.
6318
63191419
632001:23:27,543 --> 01:23:29,210
6321Here.
6322
63231420
632401:23:29,293 --> 01:23:34,543
6325They say you can tell a man
6326by the company he keeps.
6327
63281421
632901:23:35,293 --> 01:23:37,210
6330So lookin' round at you party,
6331
63321422
633301:23:37,293 --> 01:23:39,668
6334I ain't surprised
6335me reputation's in tatters.
6336
63371423
633801:23:41,710 --> 01:23:44,335
6339But, uh, seriously though...
6340
63411424
634201:23:45,210 --> 01:23:50,168
6343I've known most of ees
6344since you was this high.
6345
63461425
634701:23:50,876 --> 01:23:53,126
6348I've helped some of you learn to walk,
6349
63501426
635101:23:53,210 --> 01:23:55,626
6352talk, fish,
6353
63541427
635501:23:55,710 --> 01:23:57,501
6356and, in a few cases, sing.
6357
63581428
635901:23:59,210 --> 01:24:02,501
6360But you've given me back
6361so much more than I can...
6362
63631429
636401:24:02,585 --> 01:24:04,710
6365- that I could ever...
6366- Oh, Dad.
6367
63681430
636901:24:04,793 --> 01:24:07,501
6370Come on, guys.
6371
63721431
637301:24:08,085 --> 01:24:09,251
6374I...
6375
63761432
637701:24:10,001 --> 01:24:14,043
6378I'd like to say a few words, if he can't.
6379
63801433
638101:24:14,126 --> 01:24:18,168
6382When we first devised the plan
6383to escape the wives once a week
6384
63851434
638601:24:18,251 --> 01:24:20,751
6387for rehearsal...
6388
63891435
639001:24:21,251 --> 01:24:22,918
6391Speak for yourself, boy.
6392
63931436
639401:24:23,001 --> 01:24:25,001
6395...all those years ago,
6396
63971437
639801:24:25,085 --> 01:24:28,001
6399none of us would ever have believed
6400we'd end up with a record deal.
6401
64021438
640301:24:29,460 --> 01:24:33,001
6404I-I-I was the most sceptical,
6405I will admit that,
6406
64071439
640801:24:33,085 --> 01:24:35,085
6409of anyone here.
6410
64111440
641201:24:35,168 --> 01:24:36,793
6413It's all been down to the...
6414
64151441
641601:24:37,710 --> 01:24:40,376
6417the tenacity and belief of one man.
6418
64191442
642001:24:41,585 --> 01:24:43,835
6421- Danny Anderson.
6422- Yeah!
6423
64241443
642501:24:45,418 --> 01:24:49,626
6426So I'll make a toast.
6427To old friends and new.
6428
64291444
643001:24:49,710 --> 01:24:51,751
6431Old friends and new!
6432
64331445
643401:25:10,418 --> 01:25:11,835
6435Is that Jago?
6436
64371446
643801:25:12,751 --> 01:25:14,376
6439Mm-hmm.
6440
64411447
644201:25:14,460 --> 01:25:16,335
6443And Rowan's dad, Kenwyn.
6444
64451448
644601:25:17,168 --> 01:25:19,543
6447That's outside the old lifeboat station.
6448
64491449
645001:25:20,418 --> 01:25:21,858
6451They were both part of the same crew
6452
64531450
645401:25:21,918 --> 01:25:24,251
6455that answered an emergency call
6456at Hawker's Cove.
6457
64581451
645901:25:25,126 --> 01:25:29,585
6460And during the rescue, a freak wave
6461hit the lifeboat and capsized it.
6462
64631452
646401:25:29,668 --> 01:25:31,626
6465They were the only two members to survive.
6466
64671453
646801:25:32,168 --> 01:25:34,251
6469Well, Kenwyn never got over it.
6470
64711454
647201:25:34,335 --> 01:25:35,876
6473He didn't go out to sea again.
6474
64751455
647601:25:35,960 --> 01:25:38,269
6477And then when the village
6478was granted a new lifeboat house,
6479
64801456
648101:25:38,293 --> 01:25:41,460
6482then Kenwyn bought the old one
6483and turned it into the Golden Lion.
6484
64851457
648601:25:42,918 --> 01:25:44,918
6487That's why it's so important to us all.
6488
64891458
649001:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,501
6491- Danny.
6492- Henry?
6493
64941459
649501:26:06,585 --> 01:26:09,626
6496I really need to get hold
6497of your father-in-law.
6498
64991460
650001:26:10,376 --> 01:26:11,918
6501Incommunicado, I'm afraid.
6502
65031461
650401:26:12,001 --> 01:26:14,085
6505He's sailing in Barbados.
6506
65071462
650801:26:14,168 --> 01:26:16,335
6509Don't worry.
6510Last I heard the deal had gone through.
6511
65121463
651301:26:16,418 --> 01:26:17,626
6514Right.
6515
65161464
651701:26:33,543 --> 01:26:35,126
6518Jago?
6519
65201465
652101:26:36,001 --> 01:26:38,501
6522Your meals on wheels have arrived, love.
6523
65241466
652501:26:40,501 --> 01:26:43,960
6526All right for some, isn't it, eh?
6527Sneaking in a little siesta.
6528
65291467
653001:26:45,793 --> 01:26:47,168
6531Jago.
6532
65331468
653401:26:50,043 --> 01:26:51,918
6535Playin' silly buggers.
6536
65371469
653801:26:57,543 --> 01:26:59,376
6539Oh.
6540
65411470
654201:27:01,210 --> 01:27:02,876
6543Oh, God.
6544
65451471
654601:27:04,793 --> 01:27:05,960
6547Oh, my...
6548
65491472
655001:27:31,418 --> 01:27:35,668
6551♪ It is time to go now ♪
6552
65531473
655401:27:35,751 --> 01:27:40,335
6555♪ Haul away your anchor ♪
6556
65571474
655801:27:40,418 --> 01:27:44,293
6559♪ Haul away your anchor ♪
6560
65611475
656201:27:45,668 --> 01:27:50,585
6563♪ 'Tis our sailing time ♪
6564
65651476
656601:27:51,918 --> 01:27:56,168
6567♪ Feel the seas run under ♪
6568
65691477
657001:27:56,793 --> 01:28:01,626
6571♪ Haul away down channel ♪
6572
65731478
657401:28:02,043 --> 01:28:04,585
6575♪ Haul away ♪
6576
65771479
657801:28:04,668 --> 01:28:07,001
6579♪ Down channel ♪
6580
65811480
658201:28:07,751 --> 01:28:12,501
6583♪ On the evening tide ♪
6584
65851481
658601:28:14,543 --> 01:28:18,918
6587♪ Now my days are over ♪
6588
65891482
659001:28:19,001 --> 01:28:23,543
6591♪ Haul away for heaven ♪
6592
65931483
659401:28:24,460 --> 01:28:29,376
6595♪ Haul away for heaven ♪
6596
65971484
659801:28:30,418 --> 01:28:35,918
6599♪ Lord, be by my side ♪
6600
66011485
660201:28:36,001 --> 01:28:37,710
6603Bon voyage, my love.
6604
66051486
660601:28:38,543 --> 01:28:42,876
6607May you have fair seas
6608and following winds.
6609
66101487
661101:29:01,460 --> 01:29:04,668
6612Need to make sure
6613the new owners keep that pump on.
6614
66151488
661601:29:04,751 --> 01:29:07,543
6617Don't know what I'd do without
6618my pint of Tribute of an evening.
6619
66201489
662101:29:07,626 --> 01:29:08,626
6622Thanks, John.
6623
66241490
662501:29:09,585 --> 01:29:12,210
6626New owners, did you say, was that?
6627
66281491
662901:29:12,293 --> 01:29:15,251
6630What's that about new owners, Rowan?
6631
66321492
663301:29:19,793 --> 01:29:21,626
6634I didn't have a choice, Jim.
6635
66361493
663701:29:22,668 --> 01:29:25,376
6638There was no other way to settle the debt.
6639
66401494
664101:29:29,001 --> 01:29:31,918
6642Well, why didn't you come
6643and speak to me about it?
6644
66451495
664601:29:32,001 --> 01:29:36,043
6647I wanted to tell you,
6648but what with the band and the baby and...
6649
66501496
665101:29:36,126 --> 01:29:38,418
6652well, then your father, I...
6653
66541497
665501:29:39,085 --> 01:29:42,543
6656- Th-There just hasn't been a right moment.
6657- Who bought it then?
6658
66591498
666001:29:45,335 --> 01:29:47,376
6661Charles Montegue.
6662
66631499
666401:29:47,460 --> 01:29:49,543
6665You sold it to that grabbin' bastard?
6666
66671500
666801:29:49,626 --> 01:29:54,043
6669'Twas his ancestors who drove us overseas
6670and down the bloody mines.
6671
66721501
667301:29:54,126 --> 01:29:57,376
6674He offered a fair price,
6675and he promised to keep it as a pub.
6676
66771502
667801:29:57,460 --> 01:29:59,460
6679You've been a damn fool, Rowan.
6680
66811503
668201:30:01,668 --> 01:30:04,835
6683Businessman like Charles Montegue...
6684
66851504
668601:30:05,793 --> 01:30:09,001
6687he's not gonna want to
6688keep this place as it is.
6689
66901505
669101:30:09,085 --> 01:30:11,251
6692He's gonna want to make
6693a tidy profit out of it.
6694
66951506
669601:30:11,960 --> 01:30:16,918
6697That'll probably mean turning it into
6698one of them boutique hotels or summat.
6699
67001507
670101:30:17,001 --> 01:30:20,085
6702There'll be no place here for us.
6703You do know that, don't you?
6704
67051508
670601:30:20,168 --> 01:30:22,210
6707Well, that's not true. Is it, Danny?
6708
67091509
671001:30:23,793 --> 01:30:26,710
6711- What's it got to do with Danny?
6712- Well, he made the introduction.
6713
67141510
671501:30:32,293 --> 01:30:36,418
6716Rowan came to me for business advice.
6717He was in an impossible situation.
6718
67191511
672001:30:37,251 --> 01:30:40,668
6721Oh, you... you went to an emmet?
6722
67231512
672401:30:40,751 --> 01:30:42,335
6725In your hour of need?
6726
67271513
672801:30:42,418 --> 01:30:46,668
6729Rowan and Sally
6730didn't make this decision easily, my son.
6731
67321514
673301:30:46,751 --> 01:30:48,543
6734Wh... Y-You knew?
6735
67361515
673701:30:48,626 --> 01:30:51,335
6738Well, what else would you lot
6739want him to do?
6740
67411516
674201:30:51,418 --> 01:30:53,626
6743Go bankrupt? Be homeless?
6744
67451517
674601:30:53,710 --> 01:30:56,168
6747Look, I'm sorry.
6748
67491518
675001:30:56,251 --> 01:30:57,918
6751I was just trying to help.
6752
67531519
675401:30:58,001 --> 01:31:00,668
6755You're only sorry
6756because you were found out.
6757
67581520
675901:31:00,751 --> 01:31:04,210
6760You're just full of showbiz bullshit,
6761aren't you, son?
6762
67631521
676401:31:04,293 --> 01:31:05,835
6765Huh?
6766
67671522
676801:31:05,918 --> 01:31:10,335
6769With your million-pound record deals
6770and your fake handshakes and all that.
6771
67721523
677301:31:10,418 --> 01:31:12,710
6774Jim, look. Listen, just hear me out.
6775
67761524
677701:31:12,793 --> 01:31:15,501
6778When I spoke to Rowan,
6779I didn't know anything about the pub,
6780
67811525
678201:31:15,585 --> 01:31:17,626
6783its history,
6784or what it means to the community.
6785
67861526
678701:31:17,710 --> 01:31:19,626
6788But you know now because I told you.
6789
67901527
679101:31:19,710 --> 01:31:22,293
6792Yeah, but by then
6793the deal had already gone through.
6794
67951528
679601:31:22,376 --> 01:31:24,460
6797So you were getting a cut, were you?
6798
67991529
680001:31:25,960 --> 01:31:28,751
6801And you didn't want to risk
6802losing your commission.
6803
68041530
680501:31:28,835 --> 01:31:31,293
6806No, Alwyn, wait.
6807
68081531
680901:31:41,418 --> 01:31:43,543
6810Alwyn!
6811
68121532
681301:31:44,335 --> 01:31:45,751
6814Let me explain!
6815
68161533
681701:31:53,043 --> 01:31:55,543
6818Alwyn, please, just hear me out!
6819
68201534
682101:31:57,751 --> 01:31:59,111
6822Keep your voice down.
6823
68241535
682501:31:59,168 --> 01:32:01,918
6826Go away, Danny. I'm not interested
6827in anything you've got to say.
6828
68291536
683001:32:02,001 --> 01:32:04,251
6831No, wait, wait! Look, um...
6832
68331537
683401:32:05,710 --> 01:32:07,293
6835I-I-I'm gonna talk to Charles.
6836
68371538
683801:32:07,376 --> 01:32:09,335
6839I-I'll make sure things don't change.
6840
68411539
684201:32:09,418 --> 01:32:11,085
6843Everything's changed.
6844
68451540
684601:32:16,001 --> 01:32:18,043
6847Cornish oak, my ass.
6848
68491541
685001:32:19,001 --> 01:32:22,793
6851Your word is like... It's like willow...
6852
68531542
685401:32:23,501 --> 01:32:25,585
6855blowing in the wind.
6856
68571543
685801:32:25,668 --> 01:32:26,668
6859Yeah.
6860
68611544
686201:32:26,751 --> 01:32:30,710
6863I warned you
6864not to take the piss out of us.
6865
68661545
686701:32:30,793 --> 01:32:34,251
6868And I warned you not to hurt my daughter.
6869
68701546
687101:32:34,335 --> 01:32:36,835
6872It wasn't intentional, Jim. I promise.
6873
68741547
687501:32:36,918 --> 01:32:39,501
6876I think it might be time
6877for you to leave, Danny.
6878
68791548
688001:32:40,876 --> 01:32:45,293
6881Unless you want me to drag you
6882through the River Tamar myself.
6883
68841549
688501:33:04,251 --> 01:33:07,918
6886♪ Keep me in your heart ♪
6887
68881550
688901:33:09,960 --> 01:33:12,251
6890♪ Don't let me ♪
6891
68921551
689301:33:12,335 --> 01:33:13,835
6894♪ Slip away ♪
6895
68961552
689701:33:15,668 --> 01:33:18,626
6898♪ When the morning comes ♪
6899
69001553
690101:33:18,710 --> 01:33:21,710
6902♪ And those tears won't stop ♪
6903
69041554
690501:33:21,793 --> 01:33:25,668
6906♪ Please keep me in your heart ♪
6907
69081555
690901:33:28,126 --> 01:33:31,626
6910♪ Keep me on your side ♪
6911
69121556
691301:33:33,710 --> 01:33:34,793
6914♪ Well, you know ♪
6915
69161557
691701:33:35,210 --> 01:33:37,210
6918♪ Sometimes I run ♪
6919
69201558
692101:33:39,835 --> 01:33:42,376
6922♪ And even when the tears ♪
6923
69241559
692501:33:42,460 --> 01:33:45,501
6926♪ Oh, they fall from your eyes ♪
6927
69281560
692901:33:45,585 --> 01:33:49,585
6930♪ Please keep me on your side ♪
6931
69321561
693301:33:52,085 --> 01:33:54,418
6934♪ And you know I'd wait for you ♪
6935
69361562
693701:33:55,376 --> 01:33:57,335
6938♪ A thousand years ♪
6939
69401563
694101:33:58,210 --> 01:34:01,293
6942♪ Oh, would you do the same for me? ♪
6943
69441564
694501:34:04,085 --> 01:34:06,085
6946♪ And I would swim across ♪
6947
69481565
694901:34:06,168 --> 01:34:08,568
6950- ♪ The loneliest sea ♪
6951- We're just up for our 20-week scan.
6952
69531566
695401:34:08,626 --> 01:34:09,686
6955Ah, congratulations.
6956
69571567
695801:34:09,710 --> 01:34:11,710
6959Don't expect him
6960to be too sincere, darling.
6961
69621568
696301:34:11,793 --> 01:34:13,835
6964He thinks marriage is for penguins.
6965
69661569
696701:34:13,918 --> 01:34:15,960
6968Uh, that was monogamy, and, uh...
6969
69701570
697101:34:16,918 --> 01:34:18,751
6972well, I've had a rethink about that.
6973
69741571
697501:34:21,335 --> 01:34:25,293
6976♪ Keep me on your mind ♪
6977
69781572
697901:34:26,710 --> 01:34:31,376
6980♪ Even when I am far away ♪
6981
69821573
698301:34:33,210 --> 01:34:35,335
6984♪ And even though I know ♪
6985
69861574
698701:34:35,418 --> 01:34:38,793
6988♪ You may tire of me someday ♪
6989
69901575
699101:34:38,876 --> 01:34:41,876
6992♪ Please keep me in your heart ♪
6993
69941576
699501:34:41,960 --> 01:34:43,960
6996Danny.
6997
69981577
699901:34:44,043 --> 01:34:45,876
7000Troy. Driss.
7001
70021578
700301:34:45,960 --> 01:34:48,543
7004- You all right?
7005- How's the midlife crisis going?
7006
70071579
700801:34:48,626 --> 01:34:51,960
7009Well, I'm not the one
7010desperately clinging on to my youth.
7011
70121580
701301:34:52,043 --> 01:34:55,751
7014Mmm. When is the world's oldest boy band
7015shuffling into shops?
7016
70171581
701801:34:55,835 --> 01:34:58,501
7019The album is released on Friday.
7020
70211582
702201:34:58,585 --> 01:35:00,293
7023Oh, man. No pressure, right?
7024
70251583
702601:35:00,376 --> 01:35:04,376
7027Only up against Lady Gaga, Paul Weller,
7028and Florence and the Machine.
7029
70301584
703101:35:05,001 --> 01:35:06,626
7032Good luck, bro.
7033
70341585
703501:35:06,710 --> 01:35:11,418
7036♪ And I would swim across
7037The loneliest sea ♪
7038
70391586
704001:35:11,501 --> 01:35:13,960
7041♪ If it meant you could ♪
7042
70431587
704401:35:14,876 --> 01:35:17,210
7045♪ Free my love ♪
7046
70471588
704801:35:17,293 --> 01:35:21,710
7049♪ Oh, you mean that much to me ♪
7050
70511589
705201:35:23,668 --> 01:35:27,085
7053♪ Keep me in your heart ♪
7054
70551590
705601:35:29,251 --> 01:35:30,918
7057♪ Don't let me ♪
7058
70591591
706001:35:31,751 --> 01:35:33,043
7061♪ Get away ♪
7062
70631592
706401:35:35,085 --> 01:35:37,793
7065♪ When the morning comes ♪
7066
70671593
706801:35:37,876 --> 01:35:40,210
7069♪ And those tears won't stop ♪
7070
70711594
707201:35:42,626 --> 01:35:47,751
7073♪ Please keep me in your heart, my love ♪
7074
70751595
707601:35:48,418 --> 01:35:50,126
7077♪ However far ♪
7078
70791596
708001:35:51,835 --> 01:35:53,835
7081♪ Apart we may become ♪
7082
70831597
708401:35:57,001 --> 01:35:59,751
7085- I don't want a commission, Charles.
7086- Why on earth not?
7087
70881598
708901:36:00,710 --> 01:36:02,910
7090Because I'd like something else instead.
7091
70921599
709301:36:29,085 --> 01:36:31,126
7094Come on, Dad.
7095
70961600
709701:36:31,210 --> 01:36:33,251
7098This isn't the time to be stubborn.
7099
71001601
710101:36:33,335 --> 01:36:35,335
7102It's Rowan and Sally's
7103last day at the pub.
7104
71051602
710601:36:35,418 --> 01:36:38,376
7107No, I'm... I'm in no mood for a drink.
7108
71091603
711001:36:39,168 --> 01:36:42,043
7111Don't you think you've made your point?
7112
71131604
711401:36:42,126 --> 01:36:44,168
7115Rowan has torn the heart
7116out of this village.
7117
71181605
711901:36:46,251 --> 01:36:48,835
7120The heart of the village isn't the pub,
7121Dad.
7122
71231606
712401:36:49,960 --> 01:36:51,126
7125It's the people.
7126
71271607
712801:37:14,460 --> 01:37:16,460
7129I owe you an apology, Rowan.
7130
71311608
713201:37:17,543 --> 01:37:19,543
7133I-I've been a stubborn fool.
7134
71351609
713601:37:20,543 --> 01:37:23,418
7137You did what you did
7138for the sake of your family,
7139
71401610
714101:37:23,501 --> 01:37:26,293
7142and I should never have let that
7143come between us.
7144
71451611
714601:37:27,668 --> 01:37:29,043
7147I'm sorry.
7148
71491612
715001:37:31,043 --> 01:37:32,876
7151One and all?
7152
71531613
715401:37:34,543 --> 01:37:35,960
7155One and all.
7156
71571614
715801:37:40,876 --> 01:37:42,126
7159- The usual?
7160- Yeah.
7161
71621615
716301:37:42,210 --> 01:37:44,168
7164That's more like it, mate.
7165
71661616
716701:37:57,668 --> 01:38:00,085
7168Come on. Come on!
7169
71701617
717101:38:01,460 --> 01:38:03,876
7172Top 40's on in a minute.
7173
71741618
717501:38:03,960 --> 01:38:07,376
7176I'd tune into the top 400 if I were you.
7177
71781619
717901:38:08,126 --> 01:38:10,293
7180- Dad!
7181- Don't be such a pessimist!
7182
71831620
718401:38:14,376 --> 01:38:15,960
7185Danny!
7186
71871621
718801:38:16,043 --> 01:38:17,793
7189Tamsyn. Oh.
7190
71911622
719201:38:18,585 --> 01:38:20,460
7193I missed you.
7194
71951623
719601:38:20,543 --> 01:38:22,543
7197What you doing here then?
7198
71991624
720001:38:31,418 --> 01:38:34,876
7201I came here to tell you that the pub is
7202gonna remain the way it always has been.
7203
72041625
720501:38:36,335 --> 01:38:38,043
7206How's that possible?
7207
72081626
720901:38:40,710 --> 01:38:42,126
7210Because I bought it.
7211
72121627
721301:38:44,043 --> 01:38:45,793
7214Well, in case you've forgotten,
7215
72161628
721701:38:45,876 --> 01:38:48,210
7218we're not too fond
7219of second-home owners round here.
7220
72211629
722201:38:48,293 --> 01:38:50,293
7223Well, that's good,
7224because I've only got one.
7225
72261630
722701:38:53,460 --> 01:38:56,793
7228I gave Charles Montegue my London flat
7229in exchange for this.
7230
72311631
723201:38:59,126 --> 01:39:01,626
7233And I'd like Rowan and Sally
7234to keep it running.
7235
72361632
723701:39:02,376 --> 01:39:04,293
7238Did you hear that?
7239
72401633
724101:39:07,876 --> 01:39:09,293
7242Alwyn, wait.
7243
72441634
724501:39:10,918 --> 01:39:12,501
7246Alwyn, uh, wait.
7247
72481635
724901:39:12,585 --> 01:39:14,835
7250- Wait, please.
7251- What are you doing, Danny?
7252
72531636
725401:39:16,251 --> 01:39:17,894
7255Just because
7256you made things right with the pub,
7257
72581637
725901:39:17,918 --> 01:39:20,126
7260that doesn't mean
7261you made things right with me.
7262
72631638
726401:39:20,210 --> 01:39:22,043
7265I'm not expecting anything.
7266
72671639
726801:39:24,335 --> 01:39:28,335
7269I want you to know that I've done a lot
7270of thinking over the last few months.
7271
72721640
727301:39:29,751 --> 01:39:31,585
7274Everything I thought I cared about...
7275
72761641
727701:39:32,668 --> 01:39:36,876
7278money, status,
7279the flat, the cars, the toys...
7280
72811642
728201:39:40,001 --> 01:39:41,585
7283none of them have ever made me happy.
7284
72851643
728601:39:44,793 --> 01:39:47,668
7287But being down here
7288with you and Tamsyn did.
7289
72901644
729101:39:49,543 --> 01:39:51,585
7292Come on, you two!
7293
72941645
729501:39:51,668 --> 01:39:54,126
7296You're missing the countdown. Come on!
7297
72981646
729901:40:05,710 --> 01:40:06,918
7300Come on.
7301
73021647
730301:40:12,043 --> 01:40:15,210
7304At number 12,
7305"Eighty Not Out" from James Last.
7306
73071648
730801:40:15,293 --> 01:40:19,335
7309Number 11, down one,
7310"Lungs" by Florence and the Machine.
7311
73121649
731301:40:19,418 --> 01:40:23,001
7314Number 10, down three,
7315Paolo Nutini's "Sunny Side Up."
7316
73171650
731801:40:23,835 --> 01:40:27,585
7319Number nine, and a new entry.
7320It's Fisherman's Friends.
7321
73221651
732301:40:27,668 --> 01:40:30,668
7324♪ Come, all you no-hopers
7325You jokers and rogues ♪
7326
73271652
732801:40:30,751 --> 01:40:35,876
7329♪ We're on the road to nowhere
7330Let's find out where it goes ♪
7331
73321653
733301:40:35,960 --> 01:40:40,168
7334♪ It might be a ladder to the stars
7335Who knows? ♪
7336
73371654
733801:40:40,251 --> 01:40:42,710
7339♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪
7340
73411655
734201:40:42,793 --> 01:40:46,210
7343♪ You jokers and rogues ♪
7344
73451656
734601:40:46,293 --> 01:40:49,019
7347- I knew we were on to a winner! I knew it!
7348- ♪ Leave all your furrows ♪
7349
73501657
735101:40:49,043 --> 01:40:51,418
7352♪ And your dreams where they lie ♪
7353
73541658
735501:40:51,501 --> 01:40:53,668
7356♪ The factories and offices ♪
7357
73581659
735901:40:53,751 --> 01:40:55,876
7360♪ Kiss them all goodbye ♪
7361
73621660
736301:40:55,960 --> 01:41:00,876
7364♪ Have a little faith
7365In the dream-maker in the sky ♪
7366
73671661
736801:41:00,960 --> 01:41:03,085
7369♪ There's glory in ♪
7370
73711662
737201:41:03,168 --> 01:41:05,126
7373♪ Believing in ♪
7374
73751663
737601:41:05,210 --> 01:41:08,585
7377♪ And it's all in the beholder's eye ♪
7378
73791664
738001:41:08,668 --> 01:41:10,710
7381Get the drinks in for all!
7382
73831665
738401:41:10,793 --> 01:41:13,043
7385♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪
7386
73871666
738801:41:13,126 --> 01:41:15,126
7389- ♪ You jokers and rogues ♪
7390- Whoo-hoo!
7391
73921667
739301:41:15,210 --> 01:41:18,876
7394- ♪ We're on the road to nowhere ♪
7395- What'd I tell you, boys? A leap of faith!
7396
73971668
739801:41:18,960 --> 01:41:20,293
7399♪ Let's find out where it goes ♪
7400
74011669
740201:41:20,376 --> 01:41:24,710
7403♪ It might be a ladder to the stars
7404Who knows? ♪
7405
74061670
740701:41:24,793 --> 01:41:27,085
7408♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪
7409
74101671
741101:41:27,168 --> 01:41:30,585
7412♪ You jokers and rogues ♪
7413
74141672
741501:41:30,668 --> 01:41:33,251
7416You're gonna be popular
7417with the local tourist board.
7418
74191673
742001:41:33,335 --> 01:41:36,710
7421- Enough to be an honorary Cornishman?
7422- No, you have to try harder than that.
7423
74241674
742501:41:36,793 --> 01:41:38,335
7426Danny!
7427
74281675
742901:41:38,418 --> 01:41:40,626
7430- Yeah?
7431- Did you leave your car in the bay?
7432
74331676
743401:41:40,710 --> 01:41:41,835
7435Eh?
7436
74371677
743801:41:41,918 --> 01:41:44,251
7439Did you park your car down on the harbour?
7440
74411678
744201:41:44,335 --> 01:41:45,960
7443- Yeah.
7444- Yeah?
7445
74461679
744701:41:46,043 --> 01:41:48,668
7448No! Oh, no, no, no!
7449
74501680
745101:41:48,751 --> 01:41:51,085
7452♪ So raise a glass ♪
7453
74541681
745501:41:51,168 --> 01:41:53,793
7456He's only parked his car
7457down on the harbour!
7458
74591682
746001:41:53,876 --> 01:41:56,126
7461On the harbour?
7462
74631683
746401:41:58,418 --> 01:42:00,710
7465♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪
7466
74671684
746801:42:00,793 --> 01:42:03,376
7469♪ You jokers and rogues ♪
7470
74711685
747201:42:03,460 --> 01:42:05,501
7473♪ We're on the road to nowhere ♪
7474
74751686
747601:42:05,585 --> 01:42:07,960
7477♪ Let's find out where it goes ♪
7478
74791687
748001:42:08,043 --> 01:42:11,668
7481♪ It might be a ladder to the stars ♪
7482
74831688
748401:42:11,751 --> 01:42:13,043
7485♪ Who knows? ♪
7486
74871689
748801:42:13,126 --> 01:42:14,918
7489♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪
7490
74911690
749201:42:15,001 --> 01:42:17,835
7493♪ You jokers and rogues ♪
7494
74951691
749601:42:17,918 --> 01:42:20,210
7497He'd have bloody loved this.
7498
74991692
750001:42:20,293 --> 01:42:23,001
7501He would, my darlin'. He would.
7502
75031693
750401:42:23,085 --> 01:42:26,626
7505Now, let's go and have a look
7506at that damn fool, shall we?
7507
75081694
750901:42:26,710 --> 01:42:29,085
7510Come on!
7511
75121695
751301:42:29,168 --> 01:42:30,585
7514♪ Though it's gale force ♪
7515
75161696
751701:42:30,668 --> 01:42:32,835
7518♪ Let's steer a course ♪
7519
75201697
752101:42:32,918 --> 01:42:35,585
7522♪ For sanity ♪
7523
75241698
752501:42:37,710 --> 01:42:39,918
7526♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪
7527
75281699
752901:42:40,001 --> 01:42:42,043
7530♪ You jokers and rogues ♪
7531
75321700
753301:42:42,751 --> 01:42:45,460
7534You're not the first
7535to fall afoul of the sea,
7536
75371701
753801:42:45,543 --> 01:42:47,793
7539and you won't be the last.
7540
75411702
754201:42:47,876 --> 01:42:50,585
7543Just like King Canute!
7544
75451703
754601:42:52,043 --> 01:42:54,543
7547- ♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪
7548- What are we gonna do?
7549
75501704
755101:42:54,626 --> 01:42:56,543
7552- Nothing.
7553- ♪ You jokers and rogues ♪
7554
75551705
755601:42:56,626 --> 01:43:00,793
7557When the tide goes out, we'll use
7558Dad's old tractor to drag it back in.
7559
75601706
756101:43:00,876 --> 01:43:03,585
7562Engine'll be buggered, mind.
7563
75641707
756501:43:03,668 --> 01:43:06,710
7566♪ Let's find out where it goes ♪
7567
75681708
756901:43:06,793 --> 01:43:10,001
7570- ♪ It might be a ladder to the stars ♪
7571- Well, I definitely can't go back now.
7572
75731709
757401:43:10,085 --> 01:43:11,293
7575♪ Who knows? ♪
7576
75771710
757801:43:11,376 --> 01:43:13,585
7579♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪
7580
75811711
758201:43:13,668 --> 01:43:16,126
7583♪ You jokers ♪
7584
75851712
758601:43:16,210 --> 01:43:19,751
7587♪ And rogues ♪
7588
75891713
759001:43:35,251 --> 01:43:40,751
7591♪ I wish I was a fisherman
7592Tumblin' on the seas ♪
7593
75941714
759501:43:42,793 --> 01:43:47,585
7596♪ Far away from dry land
7597And its bitter memories ♪
7598
75991715
760001:43:49,918 --> 01:43:54,751
7601♪ Castin' out my sweet line
7602With abandonment and love ♪
7603
76041716
760501:43:56,793 --> 01:44:01,751
7606♪ No ceiling bearin' down on me
7607Save the starry sky above ♪
7608
76091717
761001:44:01,835 --> 01:44:07,960
7611♪ With light in my head
7612And you in my arms ♪
7613
76141718
761501:44:10,085 --> 01:44:11,460
7616Whoo!
7617
76181719
761901:44:20,210 --> 01:44:22,418
7620♪ What shall we do
7621With the drunken sailor? ♪
7622
76231720
762401:44:22,501 --> 01:44:24,477
7625♪ What shall we do
7626With the drunken sailor? ♪
7627
76281721
762901:44:24,501 --> 01:44:28,835
7630♪ What shall we do with the drunken sailor
7631Early in the mornin'? ♪
7632
76331722
763401:44:28,918 --> 01:44:33,168
7635♪ Hooray, up she rises
7636Hooray, up she rises ♪
7637
76381723
763901:44:33,251 --> 01:44:37,376
7640♪ Hooray, up she rises
7641Early in the mornin' ♪
7642
76431724
764401:44:37,460 --> 01:44:39,561
7645♪ Put him in a leaky boat
7646And make him bail 'er ♪
7647
76481725
764901:44:39,585 --> 01:44:41,644
7650♪ Put him in a leaky boat
7651And make him bail 'er ♪
7652
76531726
765401:44:41,668 --> 01:44:43,835
7655♪ Put him in a leaky boat
7656And make him bail 'er ♪
7657
76581727
765901:44:43,918 --> 01:44:45,918
7660♪ Early in the mornin' ♪
7661
76621728
766301:44:46,001 --> 01:44:50,168
7664♪ Hooray, up she rises
7665Hooray, up she rises ♪
7666
76671729
766801:44:50,251 --> 01:44:54,543
7669♪ Hooray, up she rises
7670Early in the mornin' ♪
7671
76721730
767301:44:54,626 --> 01:44:56,668
7674♪ Put him in a corsair
7675And make him pull 'er ♪
7676
76771731
767801:44:56,751 --> 01:44:58,852
7679♪ Put him in a corsair
7680And make him pull 'er ♪
7681
76821732
768301:44:58,876 --> 01:45:00,960
7684♪ Put him in a corsair
7685And make him pull 'er ♪
7686
76871733
768801:45:01,043 --> 01:45:03,043
7689♪ Early in the mornin' ♪
7690
76911734
769201:45:03,126 --> 01:45:07,418
7693♪ Hooray, up she rises
7694Hooray, up she rises ♪
7695
76961735
769701:45:07,501 --> 01:45:11,710
7698♪ Hooray, up she rises
7699Early in the mornin' ♪
7700
77011736
770201:45:11,793 --> 01:45:13,835
7703♪ Put him in the brig
7704Until he's sober ♪
7705
77061737
770701:45:13,918 --> 01:45:15,960
7708♪ Put him in the brig until he's sober ♪
7709
77101738
771101:45:16,043 --> 01:45:18,001
7712♪ Put him in the brig until he's sober ♪
7713
77141739
771501:45:18,085 --> 01:45:20,293
7716♪ Early in the mornin' ♪
7717
77181740
771901:45:20,376 --> 01:45:24,585
7720♪ Hooray, up she rises
7721Hooray, up she rises ♪
7722
77231741
772401:45:24,668 --> 01:45:28,793
7725♪ Hooray, up she rises
7726Early in the mornin' ♪
7727
77281742
772901:45:38,585 --> 01:45:40,668
7730♪ Make him sleep
7731With the captain's daughter ♪
7732
77331743
773401:45:40,751 --> 01:45:42,811
7735♪ Make him sleep
7736With the captain's daughter ♪
7737
77381744
773901:45:42,835 --> 01:45:44,835
7740♪ Make him sleep
7741With the captain's daughter ♪
7742
77431745
774401:45:44,918 --> 01:45:47,001
7745♪ Early in the mornin' ♪
7746
77471746
774801:45:47,085 --> 01:45:51,293
7749♪ Hooray, up she rises
7750Hooray, up she rises ♪
7751
77521747
775301:45:51,376 --> 01:45:55,626
7754♪ Hooray, up she rises
7755Early in the mornin' ♪
7756
77571748
775801:45:55,710 --> 01:45:57,751
7759♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter? ♪
7760
77611749
776201:45:57,835 --> 01:45:59,918
7763♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter? ♪
7764
77651750
776601:46:00,001 --> 01:46:02,043
7767♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter ♪
7768
77691751
777001:46:02,126 --> 01:46:04,251
7771♪ Early in the mornin'? ♪
7772
77731752
777401:46:04,335 --> 01:46:08,460
7775♪ Hooray, up she rises
7776Hooray, up she rises ♪
7777
77781753
777901:46:08,543 --> 01:46:10,668
7780♪ Hooray, up she rises ♪
7781
77821754
778301:46:10,751 --> 01:46:14,710
7784♪ Early in the mornin' ♪
7785
77861755
778701:46:15,210 --> 01:46:18,918
7788♪ Keelhaulin', keelhaulin' ♪
7789
77901756
779101:46:19,001 --> 01:46:22,001
7792♪ Keelhaulin', keelhaulin' ♪
7793
77941757
779501:46:22,085 --> 01:46:24,876
7796♪ Keelhaulin', keelhaulin' ♪
7797
77981758
779901:46:24,960 --> 01:46:27,501
7800♪ Early in the mornin' ♪
7801
78021759
780301:46:27,585 --> 01:46:30,001
7804♪ Hooray, up she rises ♪
7805
78061760
780701:46:30,085 --> 01:46:32,543
7808♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
7809
78101761
781101:46:32,626 --> 01:46:35,376
7812♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪
7813
78141762
781501:46:35,460 --> 01:46:40,501
7816♪ Early in the mornin' ♪
7817
78181763
781901:46:51,043 --> 01:46:57,293
7820♪ For all the small people
7821And the tall people ♪
7822
78231764
782401:46:58,835 --> 01:47:04,043
7825- ♪ For the dispossessed ♪
7826- ♪ And the observers ♪
7827
78281765
782901:47:06,210 --> 01:47:12,668
7830♪ For all the brokenhearted
7831And the recently departed ♪
7832
78331766
783401:47:13,835 --> 01:47:19,085
7835♪ For the unwashed and the unheard ♪
7836
78371767
783801:47:20,960 --> 01:47:24,543
7839♪ Mother Nature
7840Don't draw straight lines ♪
7841
78421768
784301:47:24,626 --> 01:47:28,126
7844♪ Broken moulds in a grand design ♪
7845
78461769
784701:47:28,210 --> 01:47:32,126
7848♪ We look a mess, but we're doing fine ♪
7849
78501770
785101:47:33,168 --> 01:47:36,418
7852♪ We're card carrying lifelong members ♪
7853
78541771
785501:47:36,501 --> 01:47:40,001
7856♪ Of the union of different kinds ♪
7857
78581772
785901:47:42,001 --> 01:47:48,501
7860♪ For all the lonely faces
7861In those empty spaces ♪
7862
78631773
786401:47:49,876 --> 01:47:55,543
7865- ♪ For the unloved ♪
7866- ♪ And the denied ♪
7867
78681774
786901:47:57,293 --> 01:48:03,751
7870♪ For the little wheel
7871Turning bigger deal ♪
7872
78731775
787401:48:04,710 --> 01:48:10,085
7875♪ For all dreams that bloom
7876And those that die ♪
7877
78781776
787901:48:12,085 --> 01:48:15,501
7880♪ Mother Nature
7881Don't draw straight lines ♪
7882
78831777
788401:48:15,585 --> 01:48:19,085
7885♪ Broken moulds in a grand design ♪
7886
78871778
788801:48:19,168 --> 01:48:23,085
7889♪ We look a mess, but we're doing fine ♪
7890
78911779
789201:48:24,126 --> 01:48:27,376
7893♪ We're card carrying lifelong members ♪
7894
78951780
789601:48:27,460 --> 01:48:30,960
7897♪ Of the union of different kinds ♪
7898
78991781
790001:48:42,835 --> 01:48:45,918
7901♪ It's why the oak tree bends ♪
7902
79031782
790401:48:46,001 --> 01:48:49,501
7905♪ In the wind that blows, my friend ♪
7906
79071783
790801:48:49,918 --> 01:48:55,126
7909♪ And the river finds its end in the sea ♪
7910
79111784
791201:48:55,210 --> 01:48:57,501
7913♪ Yes, it does ♪
7914
79151785
791601:48:59,210 --> 01:49:02,793
7917♪ Mother Nature
7918Don't draw straight lines ♪
7919
79201786
792101:49:02,876 --> 01:49:06,376
7922♪ We're broken moulds in a grand design ♪
7923
79241787
792501:49:06,460 --> 01:49:10,376
7926♪ We look a mess, but we're doing fine ♪
7927
79281788
792901:49:11,418 --> 01:49:14,668
7930♪ We're card carrying lifelong members ♪
7931
79321789
793301:49:14,751 --> 01:49:18,043
7934♪ Of the union of different kinds ♪
7935
79361790
793701:49:18,126 --> 01:49:21,710
7938♪ Mother Nature
7939Don't draw straight lines ♪
7940
79411791
794201:49:21,793 --> 01:49:25,293
7943♪ We're broken moulds in a grand design ♪
7944
79451792
794601:49:25,376 --> 01:49:29,293
7947♪ Let's stand up for one last time ♪
7948
79491793
795001:49:30,335 --> 01:49:34,668
7951♪ We're card carrying lifelong members ♪
7952
79531794
795401:49:35,835 --> 01:49:42,501
7955♪ Of the union of different kinds ♪