· 7 years ago · Nov 14, 2018, 03:54 PM
1Richard Welkins: (silica is gay AND likes fujo's?)
2(bold)
3(no wait
4(is a fujo)
5YÅ«waku-sha: (Silica's like spaghetti)
6Richard Welkins: (epic)
7YÅ«waku-sha: (She's straight until it's wet)
8Richard Welkins: (epic FTW actually)
9Silica Gimmes meekly cries out. "Nooo!"
10Shinobu Hisakawa: (she totally doesn't want it)
11YÅ«waku-sha: (Noo please don't rape my every orifice and make me a lesbian slut"
12(That would be horrible)
13Monte Miyamoto: (Secretly hoping to be pushed onto bunny I know her tricks)
14now Shinobu, seeing as you're the only sane and capable person, what do you do?
15Shinobu Hisakawa: (bitchslap dick to wake him up, proceed to annihilate thots)
16YÅ«waku-sha: (To get Someone out of a charmed state, either take 1/4 of their health, or every turn the guy that's charmed has to roll toughness or vigor to wake up)
17(Also, go attack Dick then :^) )
18Shinobu Hisakawa: (how about we start with a non-damaging slap and a roll from him)
19YÅ«waku-sha: (It can still be blocked)
20(Also roll me intiative both Shinobu and Richard)
21Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
22(
231
24+
251
26+
276
28+
294
30)
31= 12
32Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
33(
346
35+
363
37+
384
39)
40= 13
41(bravo)
42Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
43(
441
45+
463
47+
483
49+
502
51)
52= 9
53Dick first
54YÅ«waku-sha: (Since Moe and Silica are currently being raped)
55(You'll get your chances to escape)
56(Eventually)
57"Kill her~"
58Richard Welkins fires his gun at Shinobu
59Richard Welkins:
60Richard Welkins Killer-7
61ATK (6) 6 3 4 4 3 6
62DX 3
63END
64It's really cool
65Shinobu Hisakawa: (I forgot how to combat)
66(what do I roll now)
67Richard Welkins: (defense)
68Monte Miyamoto: (Def is quick+evasive+2)
69Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
70(
713
72+
731
74+
751
76+
776
78)
79= 11
80Richard Welkins: (oof)
81Shinobu Hisakawa: (so that's what, 18?)
82Richard Welkins: (yeah)
83Shinobu Hisakawa: (no biggie)
84YÅ«waku-sha: (ye)
85(Shinobu's turn)
86Shinobu Hisakawa: (let's not waste time on banking on weak rolls and skip straight to knocking sense into him)
87(how much do I spend for extra dice again)
88(endurance that is)
89Richard Welkins: (accurate is 5 end)
90Shinobu Hisakawa: (ah, per die right)
91Richard Welkins: (effective is 5 end)
92(yeah acc. for more dice, effective for more DX)
93Shinobu Hisakawa: (okay, let's start with a big one cause it will go horribly anyway)
94YÅ«waku-sha: (welp, time to please my sister and her overexcited bullshit)
95(Just make the roll)
96(And we'll end for now)
97Shinobu Hisakawa: (4 to effective)
98Shinobu Hisakawa runs up to Richard and puts energy into a slap. "Sorry Dick, but you gotta wake up!"
99Shinobu Hisakawa:
100Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
101ATK (7) 4 2 4 4 2 6 1
102DX 3
103END
104Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
105(
1063
107+
1085
109+
1102
111+
1126
113)
114= 16
115(18)
116(potttery?
117YÅ«waku-sha: (Is that 1/4 your health?)
118Richard Welkins: (2 away from half)
119Shinobu Hisakawa: (whoops)
120YÅ«waku-sha: (so yes)
121Silica Gimmes: (now that's a slap)
122Richard you get a wake up slap that makes your jaw sting and your entire cheek red
123Richard Welkins: (yes for 3rd worlders who can't read)
124( :^^) )
125the moment you turn around you see
126oh my
127Richard Welkins: "Huh? What the..?"
128YÅ«waku-sha: (Turned around from the slap and waken up)
129Richard Welkins holds a hand to his face.
130YÅ«waku-sha are both kissing Moe and Silica, sending whatever toxins into their body to make em charmed
131Shinobu Hisakawa: "They got you charmed, had to wake you up."
132Richard Welkins moves his jaw around.
133YÅ«waku-sha get off the two others as they're now under the two girl's spell
134YÅ«waku-sha giggles
135Richard Welkins: "So that means..."
136YÅ«waku-sha: "Stand up and kill them~ Please~?"
137Shinobu Hisakawa: "I figure if we get rid of them their spell will wear off."
138YÅ«waku-sha stands up and pulls out their katanas
139and now, it's a 2 V 4
140and that's it
141Kale (GM): Didya rike it
142Shinobu Hisakawa: (no)
143Jazz: no cause you ended it while I was typing
144Kale (GM): yeah well fuck you I gotta leave now
145Jazz: yeah well get fucked
146Kawaii: I'm not alright
147Jazz: the enemies we had to worry about running into were really the friends we made a long the way
148Godot: pottery
149Shinobu Hisakawa: (if there's more thot enemies shinobu gonna drag halfrid's sorry ass out by her fancy kimono)
150Kale (GM): well I'm back
151so if there's anything you want to tell me
152Jazz: yeah get bent
153LOL
154Kale (GM): but Richard was the one that got bent
155Jazz: ?
156Kale (GM): when he got mind raped by thots
157Jazz: ?
158Kale (GM): just now
159Jazz: more like they couldn't resist and had to go for him first
160let's be honest, who was charmed at the end of the day
161Kale (GM): Moe and Silica
162Jazz: good thing this isn't the real world
163so they haven't lost their real world first kisses
164Kale (GM): nuh uh. it happened now
165there's no turning back
166Jazz: nuh uh
167Kale (GM): you can say whatever you want
168but they still stole their first kisses
169Jazz: nuh uh
170they're not real girls
171therefore they don't have real lips
172so no real kisses
173Kale (GM): oh okay then
174so they'll start fucking them next round
175it's not real sex
176Jazz: bet
177Kale (GM): so they're still virgins
178Jazz: bet
179Kale (GM): you think I can't do it
180Jazz: bet
181Kale (GM): ok
182Jazz: ok
183Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
184(
18512
186+
1879
188+
18911
190+
1916
192)
193= 38
194rolling d420
195(
196299
197)
198= 299
199Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
200(
201249
202)
203= 249
204rolling 4d20!
205(
2062
207+
20817
209+
2109
211+
21219
213)
214= 47
215one day before you went into the dungeon
216your phone starts ringing as you see it's Marie
217Shinobu Hisakawa answers it. "Hey, what's up?"
218Sammy Donovan: "Shinobu, it's me, Sammy"
219"Marie needs help, I'm calling you trough her phone"
220Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh? What happened?"
221Sammy Donovan: "Head to 34th Dustell Avenue. there's a bar that's called "Genesis" Head there Discreetly"
222"And get ready to fight some people"
223Shinobu Hisakawa: "What?"
224Sammy Donovan hangs up
225Shinobu Hisakawa stares at the phone. "What the hell?"
226Shinobu Hisakawa: (so I guess for the purposes of a solo the others are otherwise occupied)
227Sammy Donovan: (ye)
228(Can't call em or sumthin)
229Shinobu Hisakawa decides to follow the directions.
230you walk to the place as night starts to fall down. untill you reach a bar and Sammy waiting for you outside with a cigarette in her mouth
231Sammy Donovan: "Hey"
232Shinobu Hisakawa: "Okay, what is this?"
233Sammy Donovan: "Walk with me"
234Sammy Donovan starts walking down an alley
235Shinobu Hisakawa reluctantly follows
236Sammy Donovan: "Marie's parents got caught in a scam from a loan shark. the fuckers decided to let Marie "Pay the bills" if you know what I mean"
237Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Her parents did?"
238Sammy Donovan nods
239Sammy Donovan: "They're not exactly great Christians, unlike the girl"
240"She's part of the price for an underground fighting tournament"
241"That and 100 gold"
242Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's just... disgusting."
243Sammy Donovan: "You telling me"
244Shinobu Hisakawa: "So you're saying I have to win her?"
245Sammy Donovan: "We will have to win her"
246"It's a 2 v 2"
247Shinobu Hisakawa: "Fucking hell."
248Sammy Donovan: "I know we're not exactly on the best of terms"
249Shinobu Hisakawa: "No, that's not the problem."
250"As long as you want to help, it's fine by me."
251"But I just... find it hard to process."
252Sammy Donovan: "Such is life in the big city"
253"So, we doing this?"
254Sammy Donovan reaches a back entrance in the alley
255Shinobu Hisakawa: "I don't think we have a choice."
256Sammy Donovan: "Seeing our friend get raped by a hobo"
257Shinobu Hisakawa: "Don't even say it."
258Sammy Donovan shrugs
259Sammy Donovan enters as you see an octagon basked in orange lighting
260Sammy Donovan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiFsliQ2paE&list=PL222FC3CC0FDCB3D3
261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiFsliQ2paE&list=PL222FC3CC0FDCB3D3
262you have to wade trough a ton of people as Sammy has her hands on the pockets of her jacket
263Someone: "All right, all right aaaallll riiiiight! who's gonna sign up, who's fucking up the fucker ups and getting a night of nights!"
264Someone some guy with golden grills shout as he looks at you two
265Someone: "Y'all look like some good shit! betcha you like the muff amirite?!"
266Sammy Donovan: "We're here to sign up"
267Someone: "What's your names girlies?"
268Sammy Donovan looks at you then at the guy
269Sammy Donovan: "Big and Small I don't give a fuck"
270Sammy Donovan gives 30 gold "Just make sure we're in"
271Someone: "All right then!"
272Shinobu Hisakawa: (biggie smalls)
273Sammy Donovan: (ye)
274goes to the bar and buys two bottles of beer, giving one to Shinobu
275Sammy Donovan: "Better to feel as little pain as we can"
276Shinobu Hisakawa: "Doubt this will help much."
277Shinobu Hisakawa drinks up anyway.
278Sammy Donovan is already chugging the beer
279Sammy Donovan: "Maybe"
280Shinobu Hisakawa: "Gross."
281Sammy Donovan: "Yeah, the beer tastes like shit"
282"Bet they put water in it"
283you start to see people get beaten up as you wait for your turn
284Sammy Donovan: "So, I never asked and I think I should"
285"You know how to fight?"
286"I just assumed"
287Shinobu Hisakawa: "You could say I've had a refresher course recently."
288Sammy Donovan: "So yes"
289Shinobu Hisakawa: (racist)
290Sammy Donovan gets another beer for herself
291Shinobu Hisakawa: "Don't overdo it. Better to stay sharp."
292Sammy Donovan: "Oh I know"
293Sammy Donovan breaks the bottle and hides a shard in her sleeve
294Sammy Donovan gives you a shard as well "pull it out when you're grappling"
295Sammy Donovan: "There's no referees here"
296"So as long as people get a good bloodsport everything's permitted"
297Shinobu Hisakawa: "If there's no rules then I won't need that."
298Sammy Donovan: "Cocky huh?"
299Shinobu Hisakawa: "Not exactly."
300Sammy Donovan: "Well, let's hope you keep it up"
301Someone: "Alright you two! you're in!"
302Someone points at you and Sammy
303Shinobu Hisakawa: "Right."
304Someone you enter the octagon as there's already two shirtless black dudes
305Shinobu Hisakawa: (racist)
306Someone: "You're gonna go down BITCH!"
307"I'm gonna pull out your tongue! and lick my aaasss with it!"
308Sammy Donovan just gets in a stance as she frowns
309Shinobu Hisakawa follows suit.
310Someone: "Already BEGIN!"
311(roll me intiative)
312Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
313(
3142
315+
3162
317+
3184
319+
3203
321)
322= 11
323Sammy Donovan: rolling 4d6
324(
3253
326+
3271
328+
3295
330+
3315
332)
333= 14
334Enemy: rolling 4d6
335(
3364
337+
3381
339+
3401
341+
3424
343)
344= 10
345Sammy Donovan dashes towards the first black guy as she just aims at the balls immedieately
346Sammy Donovan: rolling 4d6
347(
3485
349+
3502
351+
3521
353+
3544
355)
356= 12
357Enemy: rolling 3d6
358(
3594
360+
3615
362+
3634
364)
365= 13
366dodges as he gives a kick to Sammy
367Enemy: rolling 4d6
368(
3692
370+
3716
372+
3732
374+
3753
376)
377= 13
378Sammy Donovan: rolling 4d6
379(
3803
381+
3824
383+
3846
385+
3862
387)
388= 15
389Sammy Donovan grabs the leg as she already has the glass shard coming out of her sleeve, poking the man's leg
390Enemy goes to attack Shinobu
391Enemy: rolling 4d6
392(
3935
394+
3956
396+
3972
398+
3993
400)
401= 16
402Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
403(
4046
405+
4066
407+
4083
409+
4104
411)
412= 19
413Enemy: (You write how you dodge it)
414Shinobu Hisakawa: (what sort of attack)
415Enemy: (Punch to the face)
416Shinobu Hisakawa: (and I guess I get to follow it up with my own attack)
417Enemy: (ye)
418Shinobu Hisakawa stops his fist and shoves it aside as she throws her own, boosting it with magic.
419Shinobu Hisakawa: (2 accurate)
420rolling 5d6
421(
4226
423+
4246
425+
4262
427+
4282
429+
4304
431)
432= 20
433Enemy: rolling 3d6
434(
4354
436+
4375
438+
4393
440)
441= 12
442Shinobu Hisakawa: (dx 3)
443Enemy: (no armor so gimme the damage)
444Shinobu Hisakawa: (21)
445Enemy gets punched so hard he gets thrown towards the fence
446Enemy: (Enemy knocked out for a turn)
447Sammy Donovan scrapes the shard down the leg that she grabbed before attempting to stab the man
448Sammy Donovan: rolling 4d6
449(
4502
451+
4521
453+
4541
455+
4561
457)
458= 5
459Enemy: rolling 3d6
460(
4614
462+
4634
464+
4655
466)
467= 13
468Shinobu Hisakawa: (she didn't stab so good)
469pushes her away as she runs towards Sammy
470Enemy: rolling 4d6
471(
4722
473+
4746
475+
4765
477+
4783
479)
480= 16
481Sammy Donovan: rolling 4d6
482(
4836
484+
4856
486+
4872
488+
4895
490)
491= 19
492counters the man running at her and throws him to Shinobu "Take him out!"
493Shinobu Hisakawa: (another one)
494rolling 5d6
495(
4964
497+
4985
499+
5003
501+
5026
503+
5042
505)
506= 20
507(all different numbers)
508Enemy: rolling 3d6
509(
5102
511+
5123
513+
5144
515)
516= 9
517Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's a 6)
518Enemy: (What kind of attack do you do)
519Shinobu Hisakawa stops the man sent hurtling towards her with a strong shove back.
520Enemy: (Time for combo)
521Sammy Donovan goes to give a Kick to the man's head as he gets shoved back to Sammy, adding magic to her kick as well
522Sammy Donovan: rolling 5d6
523(
5242
525+
5263
527+
5283
529+
5305
531+
5326
533)
534= 19
535Enemy: rolling 2d6
536(
5373
538+
5391
540)
541= 4
542Enemy gets hit in the back of the head as he gets thrown in the floor
543Enemy the previous enemy gets up as he goes to tackle Shinobu
544Enemy: rolling 4d6
545(
5463
547+
5482
549+
5503
551+
5522
553)
554= 10
555Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
556(
5572
558+
5596
560+
5615
562+
5632
564)
565= 15
566Enemy: (Congratulations, you stopped him in his tracks)
567(If you don't deliver a powebomb right now I'll be dissapointed)
568(The other guy got knockes out due to combo)
569Shinobu Hisakawa: (I mean I was just thinking to headbutt him)
570Enemy: (up2u)
571Shinobu Hisakawa: (she's not in it for the spectacle)
572Enemy: (The powerbomb is the strongest of moves)
573(Dunno what you're talking about)
574Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 6d6
575(
5761
577+
5784
579+
5801
581+
5823
583+
5846
585+
5863
587)
588= 18
589(ehhh that's pretty garbage)
590(can I add a couple more to roll two more dice)
591Enemy: (Some dude died from getting powerbombed into the concrete)
592(Sure)
593Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 2d6
594(
5956
596+
5972
598)
599= 8
600(there we go)
601Enemy: rolling 2d6
602(
6032
604+
6056
606)
607= 8
608Shinobu Hisakawa: (still 18)
609Shinobu Hisakawa stops the man and headbutts him with an extra magical charge.
610the headbutt cracks his skull as he gets knocked out for good
611Enemy goes to kick the last guy's head like a soccerball
612Shinobu Hisakawa: (what)
613Sammy Donovan goes to kick the last guy's head like a soccerball
614Shinobu Hisakawa: (oh right)
615Sammy Donovan: rolling 5d6
616(
6176
618+
6192
620+
6216
622+
6232
624+
6256
626)
627= 22
628Shinobu Hisakawa: (jesus)
629Enemy: rolling 2d6
630(
6313
632+
6332
634)
635= 5
636the guy gets knocked out as something in him just fucking snaps
637Sammy Donovan makes the guy spin as both dudes get knocked out
638Sammy Donovan looks at Shinobu as she gives out a fist bump
639Shinobu Hisakawa sighs, and returns it
640people cheer as you both get out of the octagon and sit on the bar
641Sammy Donovan: "Now to wait again"
642Shinobu Hisakawa: "There's more?"
643Sammy Donovan: "It's a tournament"
644Shinobu Hisakawa: (does she recover endurance)
645Sammy Donovan: "You don't win a tournament fighting just once"
646(If she drinks something and gets some rest)
647Shinobu Hisakawa: (she does that then)
648Sammy Donovan: (She can roll for END)
649Shinobu Hisakawa: (?)
650(roll how)
651Sammy Donovan: (Roll Vigor the total is how much EN you recharge)
652Sammy Donovan gives out a beer to Shinobu
653Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 5d6
654(
6554
656+
6574
658+
6596
660+
6612
662+
6634
664)
665= 20
666Sammy Donovan: (20 EN recharged)
667Shinobu Hisakawa: (well it's no full reserve but it will have to do)
668Sammy Donovan starts drinking beer again "Get some rest"
669Sammy Donovan pours the remaining beer on top of her to wake her up
670Shinobu Hisakawa: (on top of shinobu or on top of herself)
671Sammy Donovan: (Herself)
672Shinobu Hisakawa: (what do the brackets look like)
673(how many duos are there total)
674Sammy Donovan: (You'd have to fight like two more times)
675Shinobu Hisakawa: (so 8 duos)
676Sammy Donovan: (ye)
677Shinobu Hisakawa: (right then)
678Sammy Donovan: "C'mon drink"
679Shinobu Hisakawa drinks up.
680Oni digestion must be doing it's work, cause you're feeling rested after a few beers
681Someone: "Okay! get in!"
682Sammy Donovan stands up "Okay then"
683Shinobu Hisakawa gets up.
684Enemy two guys are in the octagon as they're squatting before standing up
685Enemy: "After the girl, you"
686Enemy points at Shinobu
687the other fucker laughs
688Shinobu Hisakawa offers no response
689Sammy Donovan gets in a stance once again
690Someone: "All right GET TO IT!"
691Sammy Donovan: "Grab em and aim for the legs"
692"I saw them fight"
693"That's the weakpoint"
694Shinobu Hisakawa nods
695Sammy Donovan runs and goes to kick one of the fuckers in the leg
696Sammy Donovan: rolling 4d6
697(
6984
699+
7006
701+
7026
703+
7043
705)
706= 19
707Enemy: rolling 4d6
708(
7095
710+
7114
712+
7134
714+
7153
716)
717= 16
718Enemy gets hit in the leg as he flinches and shouts in pain
719Enemy goes to run at Shinobu and attempts a grapple
720Enemy: rolling 5d6
721(
7226
723+
7245
725+
7262
727+
7281
729+
7301
731)
732= 15
733(Contested attack roll)
734Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
735(
7366
737+
7384
739+
7405
741+
7422
743)
744= 17
745Enemy: (The other guy flinched so Shinobu's turn)
746Shinobu Hisakawa attempts a sweeping kick at his legs
747Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 5d6
748(
7492
750+
7513
752+
7536
754+
7553
756+
7571
758)
759= 15
760Enemy: rolling 4d6
761(
7623
763+
7643
765+
7661
767+
7686
769)
770= 13
771Shinobu Hisakawa: (gay)
772Enemy jumps over it
773Sammy Donovan goes to grapple and aim's for the leg
774Sammy Donovan: rolling 4d6
775(
7761
777+
7783
779+
7806
781+
7824
783)
784= 14
785Someone: rolling 4d6
786(
7876
788+
7894
790+
7913
792+
7933
794)
795= 16
796rolling 4d6
797(
7981
799+
8004
801+
8021
803+
8041
805)
806= 7
807Someone goes to punch Sammy
808Sammy Donovan: (Counter)
809rolling 6d6
810(
8114
812+
8134
814+
8152
816+
8172
818+
8194
820+
8213
822)
823= 19
824Sammy Donovan goes to punch Sammy but Sammy does a counterpunch to the fucker's chin. knocking him out almost immediately
825Enemy goes to punch Sammy but Sammy does a counterpunch to the fucker's chin. knocking him out almost immediately
826Enemy: rolling 5d6
827(
8285
829+
8305
831+
8324
833+
8344
835+
8366
837)
838= 24
839Enemy goes to punch Shinobu in the gut
840Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
841(
8424
843+
8443
845+
8465
847+
8485
849)
850= 17
851(seems not)
852Enemy: (nice)
853(How does Shinobu respond)
854Shinobu Hisakawa sidesteps the punch and elbows the guy in the side
855Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
856(
8572
858+
8596
860+
8615
862+
8633
864)
865= 16
866Enemy: rolling 4d6
867(
8683
869+
8705
871+
8722
873+
8741
875)
876= 11
877Shinobu Hisakawa: (whole 3)
878Enemy gets slightly pushed as Sammy tries to do a divekick to the back of the fucker you just elbowed
879Sammy Donovan: rolling 4d6
880(
8813
882+
8831
884+
8851
886+
8875
888)
889= 10
890Enemy: rolling 4d6
891(
8924
893+
8945
895+
8966
897+
8982
899)
900= 17
901Enemy dodges sending Sammy flying before going to grab Shinobu once again
902Enemy: rolling 5d6
903(
9043
905+
9064
907+
9086
909+
9103
911+
9122
913)
914= 18
915Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
916(
9176
918+
9196
920+
9213
922+
9231
924)
925= 16
926Enemy: (How does Shinobu respond)
927Shinobu Hisakawa charges up a kick to his crotch
928Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 5d6
929(
9302
931+
9323
933+
9343
935+
9361
937+
9382
939)
940= 11
941(not so good)
942Enemy: rolling 4d6
943(
9443
945+
9466
947+
9483
949+
9501
951)
952= 13
953Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah)
954Sammy Donovan goes to grab the man from behind
955Sammy Donovan: rolling 4d6
956(
9576
958+
9593
960+
9613
962+
9633
964)
965= 15
966Enemy: rolling 4d6
967(
9684
969+
9705
971+
9724
973+
9744
975)
976= 17
977Enemy dodges the grab as he goes to Elbow Sammy behind him
978Enemy: rolling 5d6
979(
9801
981+
9825
983+
9845
985+
9865
987+
9883
989)
990= 19
991Sammy Donovan: rolling 4d6
992(
9933
994+
9956
996+
9973
998+
9992
1000)
1001= 14
1002Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's a spicy meatball)
1003Sammy Donovan gets elbowed right in the face as she gets thrown in the fence, blood leaking from her nose and knocking her out from a round
1004Shinobu's turn
1005Shinobu Hisakawa looks back at Sammy for a moment before concentrating on the opponent
1006Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 5d6
1007(
10082
1009+
10104
1011+
10123
1013+
10145
1015+
10166
1017)
1018= 20
1019(and again)
1020(every number is different)
1021(I'm gonna add another two)
1022rolling 2d6
1023(
10246
1025+
10265
1027)
1028= 11
1029Enemy: (go for it)
1030rolling 4d6
1031(
10322
1033+
10344
1035+
10361
1037+
10381
1039)
1040= 8
1041Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's a 24)
1042Shinobu Hisakawa repeats the kick attempt.
1043Enemy: (Whatever attack you do will knock him out for a round)
1044(So you can attack again basically)
1045(With no defense)
1046(So make it flashy if you want)
1047(Cause it's most definetely knocking the fucker out)
1048Shinobu Hisakawa: (well I'm not gonna spend endurance on it)
1049Enemy: (nah)
1050(But it will still be high damage)
1051(Cause no defence)
1052Shinobu Hisakawa follows up with an overhead slam with both hands
1053Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
1054(
10554
1056+
10576
1058+
10591
1060)
1061= 11
1062Enemy: (Nice Dragunov)
1063Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
1064Enemy you hit him hard enough that blood splashes from the floor, there's something inside you slowly awakening as your hands sting from the massive blow you gave the man. Knocking him out
1065Enemy: (Oni Spirit slowly unlocking)
1066Shinobu Hisakawa: (which is what)
1067Enemy: (Keep winning hand to hand fights and/or drinking and eating in debauchery and you might get a bonus)
1068(What that bonus is, time will tell :^) )
1069Shinobu Hisakawa: (the latter is less likely)
1070Enemy: (Well keep winning hand to hand fights then)
1071(The more brutal she becomes with the moves, the easier it is to unlock Oni spirit)
1072Sammy Donovan is still groggy as she sits on the floor
1073Shinobu Hisakawa: "You alright?"
1074Shinobu Hisakawa holds out a hand to help her up.
1075Sammy Donovan: "Y-...yeah"
1076Sammy Donovan accepts the hand
1077Sammy Donovan blows her nose as blood comes out
1078you both once again get out of the bar
1079Sammy Donovan gives a bottle to Shinobu
1080Shinobu Hisakawa drinks it.
1081Shinobu Hisakawa: (needs a recharge badly)
1082rolling 5d6
1083(
10843
1085+
10862
1087+
10885
1089+
10906
1091+
10925
1093)
1094= 21
1095Sammy Donovan drinks as well
1096Shinobu Hisakawa: (still without a scratch but burning tons of endurance)
1097Sammy Donovan: "How you holding up"
1098Shinobu Hisakawa: "Haven't really been hit hard yet, but going at it like that is exhausting."
1099Sammy Donovan: "I bet"
1100"Another one for good luck?"
1101Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess."
1102Sammy Donovan tosses another bottle as Sammy drinks up
1103Sammy Donovan: (brb gonna pee)
1104Shinobu Hisakawa: "I need to have something actually tasty after this."
1105Sammy Donovan: "Burgers?"
1106Shinobu Hisakawa: "That too, but I meant a drink. Some palate cleanser."
1107Sammy Donovan: "Some proper beer"
1108Shinobu Hisakawa: "What I said before stands. Beer isn't my thing in general."
1109Sammy Donovan: "I thought all Onis liked alcohol"
1110Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, if I can get some nice sake, that would be much more preferable."
1111Sammy Donovan: "Alright then"
1112"We'll see what we can buy with the 100 gold"
1113Someone: "Time for the finals!"
1114Shinobu Hisakawa: "I'll pay myself. The cash is for Marie."
1115you enter as you see...
1116a man in a sharp dress and an Oni
1117Someone: (Sharp suit*)
1118Beowulf Abarth takes off the jacket as he looks at you "Hmm"
1119Daigo Genosha: "I smell, another Oni"
1120Daigo Genosha laughs "Funny thing to meet you lady!"
1121Shinobu Hisakawa: (you ever seen a hairdresser)
1122a full Oni, those are even stronger than half onis
1123Shinobu Hisakawa: "Can't say I'm in this for fun."
1124Beowulf Abarth: "Sorry kids, you had a good run. but your fun stops here"
1125Daigo Genosha laughs "I doubt it"
1126Daigo Genosha: "Even if you deny it, the warrior spirit is there!"
1127"You just gotta open it!"
1128Sammy Donovan just gets in a stance
1129Daigo Genosha: "No talk then?"
1130"You're right! a fighter shouldn't be bothered by words!"
1131Daigo Genosha gets in a beastly stance
1132Shinobu Hisakawa: (sure talks a lot regardless)
1133Beowulf Abarth gets in a kicking stance
1134Sammy Donovan runs to Beowulf as she goes to punch him
1135Sammy Donovan: rolling 4d6
1136(
11375
1138+
11392
1140+
11413
1142+
11434
1144)
1145= 14
1146Beowulf Abarth: (counter)
1147rolling 6d6
1148(
11491
1150+
11511
1152+
11535
1154+
11555
1156+
11574
1158+
11593
1160)
1161= 19
1162Beowulf Abarth kicks Sammy hard enough to send her flying, taking out all the air from her
1163Beowulf Abarth stays still with his leg in the air "You understand the difference in level?"
1164Shinobu Hisakawa: (more like in rolls)
1165Sammy Donovan gets knocked out as she hits the fence
1166Daigo Genosha: "Tell me, if you aren't fighting for fun"
1167"Then what is it that makes you fight here girlie?"
1168Shinobu Hisakawa: "Getting a friend out of trouble."
1169Daigo Genosha: "Ah I see..."
1170Daigo Genosha starts walking towards her with a hand in his chin "Money troubles?"
1171Shinobu Hisakawa: "Not exactly. She's the prize."
1172Daigo Genosha: "100 gold isn't that great of a prize"
1173"oh, I see"
1174Daigo Genosha looks at Beowulf
1175Beowulf Abarth shrugs
1176Daigo Genosha: "Don't worry girlie. we won't do anything to the girl. as long as you give us a good fight!"
1177Daigo Genosha opens his arms wide "Go ahead!"
1178Shinobu's turn
1179Shinobu Hisakawa: "Okay."
1180Shinobu Hisakawa meets his dropped guard with a powered up punch.
1181Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 6d6
1182(
11831
1184+
11852
1186+
11874
1188+
11895
1190+
11916
1192+
11936
1194)
1195= 24
1196Daigo Genosha: rolling 6d6
1197(
11982
1199+
12004
1201+
12023
1203+
12046
1205+
12061
1207+
12083
1209)
1210= 19
1211Daigo Genosha you punch him hard enough to send him sliding
1212Daigo Genosha: "Nice one girlie!"
1213"My turn!"
1214Daigo Genosha goes to perform a strange punch
1215an incredibly powered one, as he glows in a red aura
1216Daigo Genosha: rolling 10d6
1217(
12181
1219+
12204
1221+
12221
1223+
12246
1225+
12262
1227+
12286
1229+
12302
1231+
12324
1233+
12344
1235+
12364
1237)
1238= 34
1239(bang)
1240Shinobu Hisakawa: (16, okay)
1241rolling 4d6
1242(
12432
1244+
12455
1246+
12471
1248+
12492
1250)
1251= 10
1252Daigo Genosha: (max damage is half health)
1253(So not knocked out immedieately)
1254Shinobu Hisakawa: (if it's dx 3 she'd have gotten 33)
1255(and 30 is half)
1256Daigo Genosha: (It's he)
1257(And DX is 5)
1258Shinobu Hisakawa: (nice)
1259(30 it is)
1260you get thrown into the fence as you can see the ridiculous amount of strength
1261Daigo Genosha: (brb gonna order food)
1262Shinobu Hisakawa collects herself and gets back into stance, powering through the pain.
1263Daigo Genosha: (back)
1264Shinobu's turn
1265Shinobu Hisakawa throws another punch at him.
1266Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 5d6
1267(
12684
1269+
12702
1271+
12726
1273+
12743
1275+
12763
1277)
1278= 18
1279Daigo Genosha: rolling 6d6
1280(
12812
1282+
12836
1284+
12851
1286+
12871
1288+
12892
1290+
12912
1292)
1293= 14
1294blocks the hit as he grabs her fist and goes to give out a massive headbutt
1295Daigo Genosha: rolling 10d6
1296(
12974
1298+
12992
1300+
13016
1302+
13035
1304+
13055
1306+
13072
1308+
13091
1310+
13113
1312+
13133
1314+
13154
1316)
1317= 35
1318Shinobu Hisakawa: (10)
1319rolling 4d6
1320(
13211
1322+
13231
1324+
13251
1326+
13272
1328)
1329= 5
1330(incredible)
1331you get knocked out as the winner is decided easily
1332you wake up outside the bar sitting in the alley as the Oni walks up to you with Marie dangling from his hand
1333Daigo Genosha throws the girl towards you "Good job girlie!"
1334Daigo Genosha: "First time a young un made me feel something from a punch!"
1335Shinobu Hisakawa scrambles to catch her.
1336Marie Antoniette Sullivan gets grabbed as she looks at you "H-hi"
1337Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Hey."
1338Daigo Genosha: "What's your name kid?"
1339Shinobu Hisakawa looks at the oni. "Shinobu Hisakawa."
1340Daigo Genosha: "Daigo"
1341Beowulf Abarth: "Beowulf"
1342Shinobu Hisakawa bows her head slightly. "Thank you for this."
1343Daigo Genosha: "Who told you to thank me Girlie?"
1344"You owe me a favor"
1345Shinobu Hisakawa: "Even still... we lost."
1346Daigo Genosha pokes you with his finger "I want a real fight with you"
1347Daigo Genosha: "I see some potential in there"
1348"Otherwise. I might as well take back my price and find something useful to make her do"
1349Shinobu Hisakawa: "...No, if you think so, I can do that."
1350"When you deem it appropriate."
1351Daigo Genosha: "Good"
1352Daigo Genosha takes out a business card from his briefs "I own a dojo in the city. when you think you're ready to unlock that inner demon you have inside you. go here"
1353Daigo Genosha: "Until then you're just a weakling"
1354Shinobu Hisakawa takes it and looks at it.
1355Dragon Dojo. about an hour away from the dorms from the looks of it
1356Shinobu Hisakawa: "I will."
1357Daigo Genosha: "good"
1358"I'll see you around girlie..."
1359Daigo Genosha starts to walk away as Beowulf joins him
1360Shinobu Hisakawa: (did sammy die)
1361Sammy Donovan is still knocked out
1362Shinobu Hisakawa sets Marie on her feet. "Are you okay?"
1363Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Y-yeah"
1364Shinobu Hisakawa crouches down next to Sammy and tries to wake her up.
1365Sammy Donovan: "hmm?"
1366"Shit"
1367Sammy Donovan looks at Marie "Oh"
1368Sammy Donovan gets up "So...did you win?"
1369Shinobu Hisakawa: "Nope. The oni guy knocked the lights out of me."
1370"But he decided to give Marie back because he saw potential in me or something."
1371"I'm just glad we got you out..."
1372Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Thanks for saving me..."
1373Marie Antoniette Sullivan looks away "Though I guess I should start living in the church now"
1374Shinobu Hisakawa: "Is that okay? If you need help, I'm sure Moe and DIck would be willing too."
1375Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "It's fine"
1376I've already been welcomed there before"
1377Shinobu Hisakawa: "I'd like to do something to help you out. Nobody should end up in a situation like this..."
1378Marie Antoniette Sullivan smiles "Well, donating to church might allow the priest keep giving me a roof to stay under"
1379Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "And praying to god might help me as well"
1380Shinobu Hisakawa: (this is a psyop)
1381"Praying probably only helps if you believe, so I'll get back to you on that, but I'll be sure to donate and tell the others."
1382Marie Antoniette Sullivan nods
1383and so the day is over. and now you got a dojo to attend to
1384Kale (GM): didya rike it
1385Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye it's ok/10)
1386Kale (GM): kk
1387Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
1388(
138910
1390+
139116
1392+
13931
1394+
139512
1396)
1397= 39
1398rolling d420
1399(
1400392
1401)
1402= 392
1403Kale (GM): rolling d420
1404(
1405367
1406)
1407= 367
1408rolling 4d20
1409(
141019
1411+
141216
1413+
14148
1415+
141619
1417)
1418= 62
1419Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
1420(
1421370
1422)
1423= 370
1424rolling 4d20
1425(
14266
1427+
142816
1429+
143015
1431+
143215
1433)
1434= 52
1435Silica Gimmes: rolling d420
1436(
1437122
1438)
1439= 122
1440rolling 4d20
1441(
14426
1443+
144411
1445+
144618
1447+
14483
1449)
1450= 38
1451Kale (GM): Sax?
1452Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
1453(
1454181
1455)
1456= 181
1457rolling 4d20!
1458(
14599
1460+
14617
1462+
146317
1464+
146515
1466)
1467= 48
1468(problem is I forgot what my health and endurance were here)
1469Silica Gimmes: (0 and 0)
1470(ur dead)
1471Richard Welkins: (you spent 20 END I think on the slap
1472both girls smile as the two charmed Silica and Moe are faced against Richard and Shinobu
1473YÅ«waku-sha: (roll me intiiative again)
1474Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
1475(
14761
1477+
14785
1479+
14805
1481+
14824
1483)
1484= 15
1485Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
1486(
14873
1488+
14893
1490+
14916
1492)
1493= 12
1494Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
1495(
14965
1497+
14985
1499+
15002
1501+
15022
1503)
1504= 14
1505YÅ«waku-sha: rolling 4d6
1506(
15072
1508+
15093
1510+
15114
1512+
15132
1514)
1515= 11
1516Silica Gimmes: rolling 6d6
1517(
15182
1519+
15202
1521+
15222
1523+
15241
1525+
15265
1527+
15284
1529)
1530= 16
1531Moe's turn
1532YÅ«waku-sha: "Kill them for us? Please~?"
1533YÅ«waku-sha gives a little kiss at Moe in the neck
1534YÅ«waku-sha: (As a reminder, Charm is lost after 1/4th of your health is gone, or roll toughness after one turn has passed)
1535Silica Gimmes: (jus b.e. urself)
1536Monte Miyamoto hesitates for a bit "....U-uh huh."
1537Monte Miyamoto turns to them at aims a kick at Shinobu's gut
1538Monte Miyamoto:
1539Monte Miyamoto Poke
1540ATK (4) 1 2 2 3
1541DX 2
1542END 0
1543Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
1544(
15455
1546+
15476
1548+
15492
1550+
15516
1552)
1553= 19
1554YÅ«waku-sha: (defended)
1555Shinobu Hisakawa: "Snap out of it!"
1556Monte Miyamoto blinks a few times and tilts his head confused
1557Monte Miyamoto: "Snap...what?"
1558Shinobu's turn
1559Shinobu Hisakawa: "Okay, like I said earlier, ignore Moe and Silica and focus on those."
1560Shinobu Hisakawa attacks the nearest thot with her sword.
1561Shinobu Hisakawa: (gonna boost accuracy by 1)
1562rolling 5d6
1563(
15644
1565+
15661
1567+
15684
1569+
15704
1571+
15723
1573)
1574= 16
1575YÅ«waku-sha: rolling 4d6
1576(
15774
1578+
15796
1580+
15815
1582+
15834
1584)
1585= 19
1586Shinobu Hisakawa: (12 damage then)
1587YÅ«waku-sha gets hit as she seems to be enjoying it
1588YÅ«waku-sha moans as she gets her chest slashed
1589Silica's turn
1590Shinobu Hisakawa: "What the hell?"
1591Silica Gimmes: (i'm charmed, so do i still pick the attacks)
1592YÅ«waku-sha: (Yeah you can pick the attacks)
1593Silica Gimmes: (isn't there an option to just defend for your turn)
1594YÅ«waku-sha: (Nobe gotta attack)
1595Silica Gimmes: (well, okay)
1596YÅ«waku-sha: (There are defensive options probably in the book. but charmed means ya gotta go zombie like and attack)
1597Silica Gimmes: (try to melee then ;))))))))))))
1598rolling 2d6
1599(
16006
1601+
16024
1603)
1604= 10
1605YÅ«waku-sha: (kek)
1606Shinobu Hisakawa: (at who)
1607Silica Gimmes: (ogre face)
1608YÅ«waku-sha: (This is her swamp)
1609Shinobu Hisakawa: (rude)
1610rolling 4d6
1611(
16121
1613+
16141
1615+
16161
1617+
16183
1619)
1620= 6
1621(lel)
1622Richard Welkins: (oh my god)
1623YÅ«waku-sha: (lmao)
1624Silica Gimmes: (fucking recked)
1625Shinobu Hisakawa: (what's the DX)
1626Silica Gimmes: (just 1)
1627YÅ«waku-sha: (Silica just falls on top of Shinobu trying to attack her)
1628Shinobu Hisakawa: (3 damage then)
1629Silica Gimmes: (got'em)
1630Silica Trips while trying to punch you and headbutts you by accident
1631Shinobu Hisakawa: "Ow."
1632Dick's turn
1633Richard Welkins: (do we have our other weapons)
1634YÅ«waku-sha: (I'd assume so)
1635(Even though you didn't say you were bringing them :^) )
1636Silica Gimmes: "I did it."
1637YÅ«waku-sha: (Seems like common sense suppose)
1638Silica Gimmes: (dumb thots say attack)
1639Richard Welkins: (we can summon them at will :^^^^^) )
1640Silica Gimmes: (give 'em the headbutt)
1641Richard Welkins ignores his charmed allies and moves to attack one of the women.
1642Richard Welkins:
1643Richard Welkins Lucernce wham
1644ATK (4) 1 4 6 5
1645DX 2
1646END 5
1647Accurate 1, Armor Piercing
1648YÅ«waku-sha: rolling 4d6
1649(
16504
1651+
16521
1653+
16543
1655+
16566
1657)
1658= 14
1659(Blocked)
1660"More give me more~"
1661Shinobu Hisakawa: "This is creepy."
1662YÅ«waku-sha: (Hmmm Do I activate supercharged statuses)
1663(An Idea I had that's basically an extra level of status effects)
1664(Gives it an extra layer of depth for both sides)
1665Silica Gimmes: (how boutchu activate ur almonds first)
1666YÅ«waku-sha: (They're already activated)
1667YÅ«waku-sha both girls run towards the two of you and swipe their swords at you
1668YÅ«waku-sha: rolling 4d6
1669(
16706
1671+
16723
1673+
16745
1675+
16763
1677)
1678= 17
1679rolling 4d6
1680(
16811
1682+
16836
1684+
16853
1686+
16874
1688)
1689= 14
1690(Richard and Shinobu)
1691Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
1692(
16936
1694+
16954
1696+
16972
1698+
16994
1700)
1701= 16
1702Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
1703(
17044
1705+
17066
1707+
17086
1709+
17101
1711)
1712= 17
1713Shinobu Hisakawa: (nope)
1714YÅ«waku-sha: (Moe's turn)
1715Shinobu Hisakawa: (he can roll now right)
1716YÅ«waku-sha: (You can roll toughness now, on an 8 you break free)
1717Monte Miyamoto: rolling 2d6
1718(
17194
1720+
17213
1722)
1723= 7
1724Silica Gimmes: (so close)
1725Monte Miyamoto: (oh wait I also have iron willed :: ^))
1726YÅ«waku-sha: (That counts)
1727Monte Miyamoto: (watch this 1)
1728rolling 1d6
1729(
17304
1731)
1732= 4
1733YÅ«waku-sha: (nice)
1734(You're out)
1735you manage to cough out the chemicals, as you realize you just got kissed in the mouth by thots
1736Richard Welkins: (fake world fake kisses)
1737Silica Gimmes: (now he can't be a groom)
1738Monte Miyamoto shakes his head and spits on the ground in disgust before getting his bearings and going to bright slap Silica to her senses
1739Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
1740(
17414
1742+
17432
1744+
17452
1746+
17473
1748)
1749= 11
1750(pff)
1751Silica Gimmes: (watch this defense)
1752rolling 6d6
1753(
17543
1755+
17562
1757+
17581
1759+
17602
1761+
17625
1763+
17646
1765)
1766= 19
1767Shinobu Hisakawa: (she has 6d6 defense?)
1768YÅ«waku-sha: (She's really fucking quick and agile)
1769Silica Gimmes: (ye)
1770Shinobu Hisakawa: (quick and nimble when she needs to be)
1771YÅ«waku-sha: (Just like the jew avoiding getting caught)
1772Shinobu Hisakawa: "Moe, are you okay?"
1773Richard Welkins: (she's quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble)
1774Shinobu's turn
1775Monte Miyamoto: "I'm mad."
1776Shinobu Hisakawa: "Me too!"
1777Shinobu Hisakawa attacks the same thot again
1778Richard Welkins: "Good to have you back."
1779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c62vIeSyvko&list=PLPesPmzv-3I277aBQk8XDZ8jMsGvji2Tv
1780Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 5d6
1781(
17822
1783+
17843
1785+
17866
1787+
17885
1789+
17905
1791)
1792= 21
1793Monte Miyamoto: "Good to be back."
1794YÅ«waku-sha: rolling 4d6
1795(
17962
1797+
17984
1799+
18006
1801+
18023
1803)
1804= 15
1805Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's another 12)
1806keeps moaning as you make an X on her body from the cuts
1807Silica's turn
1808Silica Gimmes: (try to slap moe)
1809rolling 2d6
1810(
18113
1812+
18131
1814)
1815= 4
1816YÅ«waku-sha: (I don't think he even has to roll)
1817Shinobu Hisakawa: (not really possible for him to fail)
1818you give him a slap that's really soft, man Silica's piss baby weak
1819Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Is she still charmed or just pretending?"
1820Silica Gimmes: (merely pretending)
1821Monte Miyamoto looks confused "I'm not sure. For a second I thought she was going for my ears..."
1822Dick's turn
1823Shinobu Hisakawa: "S-she better not."
1824YÅ«waku-sha: (Watch it, your lust is showing)
1825Shinobu Hisakawa: (she's concerned for her friend)
1826YÅ«waku-sha: (Shinobu is mad cause she couldn't rape moe first)
1827Richard Welkins moves back following their attack before drawing his gun and firing.
1828Shinobu Hisakawa: (she wouldn't even think of it)
1829Richard Welkins:
1830Richard Welkins Killer-7
1831ATK (6) 2 6 3 1 2 2
1832DX 3
1833END
1834It's really cool
1835Shinobu Hisakawa: (because she's not a THOT)
1836Richard Welkins: (zzzz)
1837YÅ«waku-sha: rolling 4d6
1838(
18396
1840+
18411
1842+
18431
1844+
18452
1846)
1847= 10
1848block the bullet with her sword
1849the healthy thot runs towards Richard to give him a lil kiss, while the injured one goes to attack Shinobu
1850YÅ«waku-sha: rolling 3d6
1851(
18526
1853+
18541
1855+
18565
1857)
1858= 12
1859(To richard)
1860rolling 4d6
1861(
18622
1863+
18641
1865+
18666
1867+
18686
1869)
1870= 15
1871(To shinobu)
1872Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
1873(
18742
1875+
18762
1877+
18781
1879+
18804
1881)
1882= 9
1883Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
1884(
18854
1886+
18872
1888+
18896
1890+
18913
1892)
1893= 15
1894(what's the DX)
1895YÅ«waku-sha: (2)
1896YÅ«waku-sha grabs Richard and gives him a passionate kiss in the mouth (Roll me toughness)
1897Shinobu Hisakawa: (gross)
1898Silica Gimmes: (so these two are the manifestation of ogre lust, right)
1899Richard Welkins roll 2d6
1900Richard Welkins: (fuck lmao)
1901rolling 2d6
1902(
19033
1904+
19056
1906)
1907= 9
1908YÅ«waku-sha: (Pass)
1909(Doses are weaker after taking the first one)
1910Richard Welkins: (so I get to dominate her in the kiss right)
1911YÅ«waku-sha: (For that you gotta roll me charm)
1912Richard Welkins: (the tables turn)
1913(yeah ok lol)
1914Silica Gimmes: (can he do it)
1915(charm the charmer)
1916Richard Welkins: rolling 5d6
1917(
19185
1919+
19205
1921+
19224
1923+
19245
1925+
19264
1927)
1928= 23
1929Shinobu Hisakawa: (damn)
1930Richard Welkins: (yes he can)
1931Monte Miyamoto: (wowie)
1932(that's uh...wow)
1933YÅ«waku-sha: (But how does he turn the tables :^) )
1934Silica Gimmes: (demands they start making out with one another)
1935Monte Miyamoto: (gives her a purple nurple)
1936Silica Gimmes: (thus, an infinite charm lock)
1937Richard Welkins: (kek)
1938YÅ«waku-sha: (also better link for music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8n4I4GSfZ0 )
1939Richard Welkins struggles against the drugged kiss at first before wrapping an arm behind her back and pulling one of her legs with his other arm forcing her onto the defensive in a leaning kiss.
1940Shinobu Hisakawa: "..."
1941Monte Miyamoto: "..."
1942YÅ«waku-sha gets surprised as she continues kissing you before her pupils start so slowly turn into hearts, putting an arm around you
1943Richard Welkins: (we did it reddit)
1944they're at it for like 10 seconds until the girl relents and falls on the floor, with an ahegao face
1945YÅ«waku-sha: (That's one knocked out)
1946"...D-daddy"
1947Richard Welkins: (oh no )
1948Moe's turn
1949Richard Welkins: (now it all comes together)
1950Shinobu Hisakawa: (really makes you think)
1951"That was seriously disgusting."
1952YÅ«waku-sha: (tl note: god I wish that was me)
1953Richard Welkins: (this tbh)
1954Shinobu Hisakawa: (she's into people on people action)
1955(not thots on people)
1956Monte Miyamoto stares for a bit "What was that?"
1957Richard Welkins: (at least I found out her relationship with her father before names)
1958also Silica snapped out of the charm because the one that charmed her knocked out
1959Silica Gimmes: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
1960Monte Miyamoto summons his pistol and fires at the remaining thot
1961Richard Welkins: (always ask the girl's relationship with their father)
1962so she also saw Richard making out with a thot furiously
1963Monte Miyamoto:
1964Monte Miyamoto Combat Commander
1965ATK (6) 2 2 5 3 5 6
1966DX 2
1967END 0
1968YÅ«waku-sha: rolling 4d6
1969(
19705
1971+
19721
1973+
19746
1975+
19766
1977)
1978= 18
1979Silica Gimmes closes her eyes and shakes her head. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW."
1980YÅ«waku-sha: (nobe)
1981Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 5d6
1982(
19833
1984+
19853
1986+
19875
1988+
19896
1990+
19911
1992)
1993= 18
1994Richard Welkins admires his handiwork before wiping his face with his sleeve.
1995YÅ«waku-sha: rolling 4d6
1996(
19971
1998+
19991
2000+
20016
2002+
20034
2004)
2005= 12
2006Shinobu Hisakawa: (gay)
2007Silica's turn
2008YÅ«waku-sha: (You can skip a turn while trying to deny that you're gay)
2009(And say that you didn't enjoy a lesbian kiss)
2010Silica Gimmes looks over to the remaining thot, yelling, "YOU STOLE MY FIRST KISS!" angrily.
2011Silica Gimmes:
2012Silica Gimmes Ice Shard Missile
2013ATK (8) 4 6 1 2 1 3 3 6
2014DX 5
2015END 10
2016Effective +2
2017YÅ«waku-sha: rolling 4d6
2018(
20192
2020+
20211
2022+
20232
2024+
20253
2026)
2027= 8
2028Shinobu Hisakawa: (she dead)
2029gets pierced by the icicle and gets stuck on a wall
2030Shinobu Hisakawa: "Good."
2031( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXVZVCoaxM4 )
2032the only remaining thot is passed out, smelling of bodily fluids and probably not a danger
2033Richard Welkins turns towards Moe. "That."
2034Richard Welkins: "Is an example of turning the tables."
2035Silica Gimmes sits on the ground, dejected.
2036Monte Miyamoto: "I feel disgusting."
2037Shinobu Hisakawa: "They didn't even get to touch me and I still feel gross."
2038Shinobu Hisakawa tosses one of her half potions to Dick.
2039Richard Welkins catches it. "Thanks, you sure?"
2040Shinobu Hisakawa: "I got two more."
2041Richard Welkins spits the contents of his mouth out first before downing it.
2042Shinobu Hisakawa: "Now I'm just hoping for enemies that will try to stab us."
2043Richard Welkins: "Yes please."
2044you're left in the garden as you now notice that the "sky" is just a big screen on the roof
2045Shinobu Hisakawa: "We still gotta get higher I guess."
2046Monte Miyamoto sighs "Great."
2047Silica Gimmes meekly says, "I just wanna go home."
2048thankfully considering candles are bound to be in a fancy traditional are
2049Shinobu Hisakawa approaches SIlica and holds out a hand to help her up. "Come on. They were seriously gross but not real."
2050Richard Welkins: "Hey hey, it's alright."
2051there's a few
2052Richard Welkins: "Fake world, fake girls, so fake kisses."
2053"Nothing counts."
2054Silica Gimmes looks up, "Really?"
2055Richard Welkins nods.
2056YÅ«waku-sha: (Not like she's ever getting kissed in the real world)
2057Silica Gimmes grabs Shinobu's hand. "Okay..."
2058YÅ«waku-sha: (dabs)
2059Shinobu Hisakawa: (rude)
2060Silica Gimmes: (rude)
2061Monte Miyamoto: "He's got a point."
2062Richard Welkins: (shieeeet)
2063Monte Miyamoto: "I'm more bothered that it was so easy to be turned against you."
2064Shinobu Hisakawa: "I damn near fell for it too."
2065Monte Miyamoto: "Let's just try to avoid it happening again."
2066Richard Welkins: (oh yeah the kisses also don't count cause gay people aren't real)
2067YÅ«waku-sha: (Don't tell that to Silica)
2068(It'll break her fujo heart)
2069Richard Welkins: (oh yeah)
2070Shinobu Hisakawa: (is being gay banned)
2071YÅ«waku-sha: (No cause you're clearly here)
2072(:^) )
2073Shinobu Hisakawa: (so are you)
2074Richard Welkins: (that'd be like banning centaurs in our world)
2075(why ban what isn't real)
2076you're in the garden as there's three doors that you can see
2077apart from the one you came trough
2078Richard Welkins: (which one is that)
2079YÅ«waku-sha: (The one that's light up)
2080(That you can see the stairs)
2081Richard Welkins: (kk)
2082Richard Welkins looks around. "Got a few choices."
2083Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm, maybe the lone door first."
2084Shinobu Hisakawa: (next up it's gonna be muscly dudes trying to charm us)
2085Silica Gimmes: (we dared to enter the oni magical realm)
2086Richard Welkins: (so the first boss in god hand)
2087Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
2088Richard Welkins: (it's actually just more ripped moe and richard in skimpy outfits)
2089"Alrighty."
2090Richard Welkins makes his way tot he door.
2091Shinobu Hisakawa nods.
2092Richard Welkins: (to the)
2093YÅ«waku-sha: (Can you move your tokens)
2094Silica Gimmes: (what tokens)
2095YÅ«waku-sha: (The ones in the map)
2096Shinobu Hisakawa: (there are none)
2097(did you put them on the right layer)
2098Richard Welkins: (can't see shit captain)
2099YÅ«waku-sha: (They're on the token layer wtf)
2100Monte Miyamoto: (lol is the map ALSO on the token layer?)
2101YÅ«waku-sha: (no)
2102Silica Gimmes: (le lenny face)
2103Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah it seems like it)
2104(I can highlight the token by selecting an area)
2105(but I still don't see it
2106(it's under the map)
2107YÅ«waku-sha: (What about now)
2108Shinobu Hisakawa: (I can move it but I don't see it)
2109YÅ«waku-sha: (Sax is moving his Token)
2110(Dafuq)
2111Richard Welkins: (yeah we can't see em)
2112Saxton: refreshed, same deal
2113Richard Welkins: (there we go)
2114Shinobu Hisakawa: (now I see em but can't touch mine)
2115(now I can select it but not see it)
2116Richard Welkins: (yep)
2117Silica Gimmes: (nice game)
2118YÅ«waku-sha: (Okay this shit is fucking weird)
2119(On the token layer you can't see them)
2120(Yet the map is on the map layer)
2121(Can you see them)
2122Richard Welkins: (nay)
2123Shinobu Hisakawa: (nope)
2124(try putting the map on the GM layer for a moment)
2125(now it's all gone)
2126(still don't see the token but can select it)
2127(oh wait)
2128(I think I might have an idea)
2129Shinobu Hisakawa: (you're using that premium darkness thing right)
2130YÅ«waku-sha: (ye)
2131Shinobu Hisakawa: (did you reveal all layers in that area)
2132(cause you might not have revealed the token layer)
2133(yep)
2134(bravo)
2135YÅ«waku-sha: (Goddamn it)
2136(I'm used to the old one)
2137(Fuck it)
2138(Remove 40 gold from your pockets and lets say you retroactively bought a map)
2139(Fucking done)
2140Shinobu Hisakawa: (man that's quite the path to the next stairs)
2141YÅ«waku-sha: (It's just this floor)
2142(You're already at the top)
2143(That just leads to the roof)
2144Shinobu Hisakawa: "Looks like we're gonna have to do some walking."
2145Monte Miyamoto: "Ninja have a thing about confusing layouts."
2146Silica Gimmes: "And traps and stuff."
2147Serafina talks from a candle "Make sure to come back if you're tired"
2148Serafina: "There's still some days left"
2149"And you gotta be at the top of your game for some enemies"
2150Richard Welkins: (what's that little rhombus in 2)
2151Serafina: (It's supposed to be a 0)
2152(From 20)
2153Richard Welkins: (oh lol)
2154(so we retroactively change what door we're going through too :^) )
2155Serafina: (sure)
2156Richard Welkins: (moe is the one with brown hair right)
2157Serafina: (ye)
2158you get to a door that seems to say "To Spa"
2159Monte Miyamoto: "Oh no."
2160Richard Welkins checks the map again.
2161Silica Gimmes: "Let's... let's not."
2162Richard Welkins: "It's the only way."
2163Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah... no way past it."
2164(unless we can punch a hole in the wall and skip this whole gauntlet)
2165Richard Welkins: (lmao)
2166Serafina: (nobe)
2167Silica Gimmes closes her eyes. "Okay then, let's go."
2168Richard Welkins goes towards the spa room.
2169you enter to see locker rooms with men and women in towels
2170Someone don't care much about you as they smoke cigars and check their phones
2171Shinobu Hisakawa: (hey buddy I think you got the wrong door)
2172"Maybe we'll just... walk past?"
2173Richard Welkins nods as they move towards the next door.
2174Someone gives you looks as they stare at you
2175you still pass with no problem
2176Richard Welkins wipes his brow.
2177Monte Miyamoto: "Phew, at least that's one obstacle gotten through."
2178Richard Welkins continues into the next room
2179as you enter the next room you're greeted by another girl, however this one is dressed much more formally and doesn't look like she's out to rape you
2180Someone: "Um...gentlemen, could I see your VIP cards?"
2181Richard Welkins: "Uuuuuhhhhhh."
2182Richard Welkins pats his pockets.
2183Silica Gimmes: "We were escorted up here, so we don't have them."
2184Richard Welkins: "Must've left it in my other pant-"
2185you see two security guards look at you
2186Shinobu Hisakawa nods. "We were sent up here to see Miss Halfrid."
2187Monte Miyamoto: "It's true, she wanted to see us specifically."
2188Silica Gimmes nods in agreement.
2189Someone looks at you
2190Someone: "I'll just call Mrs. Halfrid for confirmation"
2191"Please stay here"
2192Shinobu Hisakawa: (Mrs now is it)
2193Someone: (Ms>)
2194Shinobu Hisakawa: (did she get married while we were busy)
2195Someone: (Ms.)
2196Richard Welkins: (nega moe)
2197Someone calls Halfrid as she explains what she's just seeing
2198Someone: "Yes, thank you"
2199Someone does the signal for the men to aim their guns at you "You'll be escorted out of the property now, have a nice day"
2200Shinobu Hisakawa: "She's really playing hard to get."
2201Richard Welkins slowly raises his hands up.
2202Enemy gets close to you as you're dragged out of the lobby
2203Enemy: (Do you comply)
2204(Or do you do anything)
2205Shinobu Hisakawa: (why should we comply)
2206Enemy: (Well it's your time to shine)
2207Silica Gimmes: (i say punch em the dick)
2208Monte Miyamoto starts to take his hands out of his pockets
2209Monte Miyamoto: "I see."
2210(behold my newest spell)
2211Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sorry, we got an appointment."
2212Richard Welkins: (it's obviously a fakeout)
2213Monte Miyamoto: rolling 6d6
2214(
22154
2216+
22175
2218+
22192
2220+
22213
2222+
22231
2224+
22252
2226)
2227= 17
2228Monte Miyamoto summons and throws sand at their eyes with magic
2229Monte Miyamoto: (no damage, stun)
2230Enemy: rolling 4d6
2231(
22325
2233+
22346
2235+
22365
2237+
22385
2239)
2240= 21
2241rolling 4d6
2242(
22433
2244+
22455
2246+
22473
2248+
22493
2250)
2251= 14
2252Monte Miyamoto: (lol)
2253Silica Gimmes: (did you say ch ch cha when you threw the pocket sand)
2254you just magically throwed a bunch of sand in the air
2255Monte Miyamoto: (I tried)
2256(but they saw it coming somehow)
2257Enemy: (It's not that they saw it coming)
2258(It's that it just flew up in the air)
2259(And gently fell down on their heads)
2260Richard Welkins uses the distraction to reach for his gun and shoot the guard.
2261Monte Miyamoto: (>get the minimum necessary for a success)
2262(>fail because they got 15 and 9 on their defense rolls)
2263Shinobu Hisakawa: (so do we follow turn order or just do wahtever)
2264Monte Miyamoto: (mmmmhmmmmmm)
2265Enemy: (I'll let you do whatever on the first turn)
2266Richard Welkins:
2267Richard Welkins Killer-7
2268ATK (6) 2 2 5 2 1 3
2269DX 3
2270END
2271It's really cool
2272(BITCH)
2273Enemy: (Considering it's a wild scramble)
2274Shinobu Hisakawa: (lop a nigga dick off)
2275rolling 6d6
2276(
22772
2278+
22793
2280+
22812
2282+
22831
2284+
22855
2286+
22876
2288)
2289= 19
2290Richard Welkins: (our rolls are so bad rn)
2291Enemy: rolling 4d6
2292(
22934
2294+
22956
2296+
22975
2298+
22996
2300)
2301= 21
2302Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
2303Enemy: rolling 4d6
2304(
23053
2306+
23073
2308+
23092
2310+
23111
2312)
2313= 9
2314Shinobu Hisakawa: (and theirs are good)
2315Enemy: (Does Silica do anything)
2316Silica Gimmes: (what's the base attack/dx for the magic gun)
2317Enemy: (Same as a magical attack if it's not upgraded)
2318(Basic magic attack)
2319Richard Welkins: (attack dice would be 2+ your magic and smart)
2320(DX just whatever you have in attack right?)
2321Silica Gimmes: (i think so)
2322Richard Welkins: (added onto a base of 1 ofc_)
2323Silica Gimmes: (bang bang bang)
2324Silica Gimmes Colt Cowboy
2325ATK (8) 3 1 5 1 4 6 5 2
2326DX 3
2327END 0
2328Reach for the sky, Pilgim.
2329Enemy: rolling 4d6
2330(
23315
2332+
23331
2334+
23354
2336+
23371
2338)
2339= 11
2340Richard Welkins: (at least one landed)
2341Silica Gimmes draws her magic revolver and shoots the guy near Shinobu.
2342gets hit right in the chest as he staggers backwards and the girl in the counter screams
2343Enemy: (Okay now actual turns)
2344Shinobu's turn
2345Richard Welkins: (rerolling my initiative :^) )
2346Shinobu Hisakawa: (maybe I'll get a nice roll if I don't boost it this time)
2347rolling 4d6
2348(
23496
2350+
23514
2352+
23534
2354+
23556
2356)
2357= 20
2358Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
2359(
23601
2361+
23622
2363+
23643
2365)
2366= 6
2367Shinobu Hisakawa: (would you look at that)
2368Richard Welkins: (I soaked up the shit roll)
2369Enemy: (Oh wait lmao you weren't rolling initiative)
2370rolling 4d6
2371(
23725
2373+
23743
2375+
23763
2377+
23781
2379)
2380= 12
2381Richard Welkins: (bye bye)
2382Enemy gets attacked with the sword that's appeared out of nowhere as he's on death's door
2383Moe's turn
2384Monte Miyamoto tries to follow up on that with his pistol
2385Monte Miyamoto:
2386Monte Miyamoto Combat Commander
2387ATK (6) 1 3 2 4 3 3
2388DX 2
2389END 0
2390Enemy: rolling 3d6
2391(
23921
2393+
23943
2395+
23963
2397)
2398= 7
2399Monte Miyamoto: (6)
2400Enemy: (good enough)
2401Enemy gets shot in the face as he turns into smoke
2402Silica's turn
2403Silica Gimmes:
2404Silica Gimmes Colt Cowboy
2405ATK (8) 6 2 2 1 2 5 6 2
2406DX 3
2407END 0
2408Reach for the sky, Pilgim.
2409Enemy: rolling 4d6
2410(
24114
2412+
24133
2414+
24156
2416+
24173
2418)
2419= 16
2420Silica Gimmes does a sick spin with her revolver after firing a shot at the suit.
2421Enemy gets staggered as the bullet hits him as well in the chest
2422Enemy pulls out his SMG as he shoots at both Silica and Richard in full auto
2423Enemy: rolling 4d6
2424(
24251
2426+
24271
2428+
24291
2430+
24315
2432)
2433= 8
2434Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
2435(
24364
2437+
24381
2439+
24401
2441+
24426
2443)
2444= 12
2445Silica Gimmes: rolling 6d6
2446(
24471
2448+
24494
2450+
24515
2452+
24535
2454+
24556
2456+
24573
2458)
2459= 24
2460Dick's turn
2461Silica Gimmes ducks down.
2462Richard Welkins returns fire after ducking.
2463Richard Welkins:
2464Richard Welkins Killer-7
2465ATK (6) 5 2 2 1 4 4
2466DX 3
2467END
2468It's really cool
2469Enemy: rolling 4d6
2470(
24714
2472+
24732
2474+
24752
2476+
24774
2478)
2479= 12
2480Shinobu's turn
2481Shinobu Hisakawa: (can I go there or not)
2482Enemy: (What's your speed modifier)
2483(You can move diagonally though)
2484(If that's what youre wondering)
2485Shinobu Hisakawa: (I'm wondering what the distance is)
2486(cause if I recall I can go 6)
2487Enemy: (You only got like quick 1 and agile 1)
2488(You're able to go 4)
2489(And I mean, you can get there in 4)
2490Shinobu Hisakawa: (so I'll go here and shoot him wahtever)
2491(can I?)
2492Enemy: (Yeah)
2493Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
2494(
24956
2496+
24976
2498+
24991
2500+
25012
2502)
2503= 15
2504Enemy: (you can go diagonally)
2505Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
2506Enemy: rolling 4d6
2507(
25084
2509+
25104
2511+
25123
2513+
25144
2515)
2516= 15
2517Monte Miyamoto: (woow)
2518Shinobu Hisakawa: (ebin)
2519Enemy: (Denied)
2520Silica Gimmes: (slapped down)
2521Moe's turn
2522Monte Miyamoto charges forward and swings his sword at the guard
2523Monte Miyamoto:
2524Monte Miyamoto Shashka
2525ATK (4) 2 5 2 2
2526DX 3
2527END 0
2528Enemy: rolling 4d6
2529(
25304
2531+
25322
2533+
25343
2535+
25365
2537)
2538= 14
2539you manage to graze him with your sword swipe
2540Silica's turn
2541Silica Gimmes: (bang, bang, bang, pull my devil trigger)
2542Silica Gimmes Colt Cowboy
2543ATK (8) 5 5 3 1 5 6 1 6
2544DX 3
2545END 0
2546Reach for the sky, Pilgim.
2547Enemy: rolling 4d6
2548(
25496
2550+
25512
2552+
25534
2554+
25555
2556)
2557= 17
2558Enemy your pin point accuracy is commendable as you blow a hole in the man's head
2559the woman backs away as she presses the silent alarm behind the counter
2560Shinobu Hisakawa looks at her. "I know it's too much to ask, but can't we just go talk to her?"
2561Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, we come in peace!"
2562Someone: (Now is a good time to say that you could have skipped the gauntlet that's going to come trough now if you'd let the guys take you, mostly cause you'd been dragged trough the map with no conflict. and just dispatched them whenever you wanted to stop being dragged)
2563(Too bad :^) )
2564Shinobu Hisakawa: (you said taken outside)
2565Someone: (Yeah)
2566Shinobu Hisakawa: (which we assumed meant all the way downstairs)
2567Someone: (They're not gonna throw you out of the window)
2568Shinobu Hisakawa: (which is the opposite direction from where we want to go)
2569(maybe you could've made it more clear they're not just going to push us back where we came from :^))
2570Someone: (They still need to move you trough rooms to get to the elvator/stairs/whatever)
2571Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah)
2572(the room we came from)
2573(that's where the stairs are)
2574Someone: (Yeah well whatever)
2575Shinobu Hisakawa: (you didn't think this through)
2576Someone: (It's not just that elevator)
2577Richard Welkins: (huge dumbo)
2578Shinobu Hisakawa: (why wouldn't they take us to the nearest elevator though)
2579Richard Welkins: (just quit digging the hole lmao)
2580Someone: (Yeah whatever)
2581(Where do you head now)
2582Shinobu Hisakawa: (well there's only one route)
2583Silica Gimmes: (what's in room 6)
2584Someone: (Spa)
2585(And like hot baths)
2586(And saunas and shit)
2587Richard Welkins: (don't need that yet)
2588Silica Gimmes: (gimme that room 9 then)
2589Someone: (Just move there :^) )
2590Silica Gimmes: "We'd better get moving."
2591Silica Gimmes opens the next door.
2592it's a beatiful red hallway with mutiple vases and paintings encased in glass
2593Silica Gimmes: "Ooooohhh, fancy."
2594Monte Miyamoto: "I guess it's an even more upscale version of their home."
2595Silica Gimmes: "There are a lot of baths, though."
2596Richard Welkins: "Kusa and Oni culture I assume."
2597Silica Gimmes: "Though, ninja work is dirty..."
2598Richard Welkins looks deadpan at Silica.
2599Silica Gimmes: (ho ho ho)
2600as you're chatting, a security guard peeks from the hall and starts shooting towards you
2601Shinobu Hisakawa: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbtwf7olC8 )
2602Someone: rolling 4d6
2603(
26043
2605+
26064
2607+
26084
2609+
26101
2611)
2612= 12
2613Richard Welkins: (at whom)
2614Shinobu Hisakawa: (silica)
2615Richard Welkins: (the attack not the video lmao)
2616Shinobu Hisakawa: (the pun was bad so also silica)
2617Someone: (At Silica)
2618Shinobu Hisakawa: (see)
2619Richard Welkins: (got em)
2620Silica Gimmes: rolling 6d6
2621(
26226
2623+
26242
2625+
26262
2627+
26281
2629+
26302
2631+
26324
2633)
2634= 17
2635Richard Welkins: (oof)
2636Someone: (DX 3)
2637Silica Gimmes: (it's attack - defense, right)
2638Someone: (Yeah)
2639(8-6)
2640(So 6 damage in total)
2641Dick's turn
2642Silica Gimmes yelps after being shot.
2643Richard Welkins fires back
2644Richard Welkins:
2645Richard Welkins Killer-7
2646ATK (6) 6 4 4 2 5 5
2647DX 3
2648END
2649It's really cool
2650Enemy: rolling 4d6
2651(
26521
2653+
26544
2655+
26562
2657+
26585
2659)
2660= 12
2661Monte Miyamoto: "You okay, Silica?"
2662gets shot at as he tries to go back to cover
2663Silica Gimmes: "Why do they have to be so mean! I complimented the room!"
2664Shinobu's turn
2665Richard Welkins: (gonna reroll initiative)
2666(watch I get the same result)
2667Shinobu Hisakawa: (gonna shoot)
2668Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
2669(
26702
2671+
26723
2673+
26743
2675)
2676= 8
2677Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
2678(
26792
2680+
26816
2682+
26833
2684)
2685= 11
2686Enemy: rolling 4d6
2687(
26883
2689+
26906
2691+
26926
2693+
26941
2695)
2696= 16
2697Dick's turn
2698Shinobu Hisakawa: (epic)
2699Monte Miyamoto: (so did I just get my turn skipped?)
2700Enemy: (Did you?)
2701Richard Welkins: (yeah you go first)
2702Enemy: (Yeah go first)
2703Monte Miyamoto:
2704Monte Miyamoto Combat Commander
2705ATK (6) 1 2 2 1 5 4
2706DX 2
2707END 0
2708Enemy: rolling 4d6
2709(
27106
2711+
27123
2713+
27144
2715+
27161
2717)
2718= 14
2719(nobe)
2720Dick's turn for real now
2721Richard Welkins shoots as he moves up towards them
2722Richard Welkins:
2723Richard Welkins Killer-7
2724ATK (6) 1 2 1 5 6 4
2725DX 3
2726END
2727It's really cool
2728Enemy: rolling 4d6
2729(
27306
2731+
27325
2733+
27342
2735+
27364
2737)
2738= 17
2739(Nobe)
2740Silica's turn
2741Silica Gimmes:
2742Silica Gimmes Colt Cowboy
2743ATK (8) 6 3 2 3 5 2 2 5
2744DX 3
2745END 0
2746Reach for the sky, Pilgim.
2747Enemy: rolling 4d6
2748(
27492
2750+
27513
2752+
27531
2754+
27552
2756)
2757= 8
2758Enemy gets thrown by the shot Silica delivers with his revolver
2759Silica Gimmes: (xcus u)
2760Enemy: (her*)
2761Enemy shoots at Richard since he's the closest
2762Enemy: rolling 4d6
2763(
27644
2765+
27662
2767+
27685
2769+
27701
2771)
2772= 12
2773Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
2774(
27752
2776+
27773
2778+
27796
2780+
27814
2782)
2783= 15
2784Moe's turn
2785Monte Miyamoto runs forward with both hands raised as they begin to glow with magical energies
2786Monte Miyamoto:
2787Monte Miyamoto Meteor Shower
2788ATK (6) 3 6 2 3 4 6
2789DX 2
2790END 20
2791Overwhelming, Effective
2792Enemy: rolling 4d6
2793(
27941
2795+
27962
2797+
27981
2799+
28004
2801)
2802= 8
2803Richard Welkins: (bold)
2804Enemy: (To which one)
2805Monte Miyamoto: (the one in front???)
2806Enemy: (Alrighty then)
2807gets blasted with small meteors coming from the roof, and making sunlight shine on the hallway
2808Shinobu Hisakawa: (can we climb to the roof from there)
2809Enemy: (They're the size of a coin)
2810(Unless you can turn into a coin, or spam it hard enough and hope that you'll make enough holes to go trough)
2811Shinobu Hisakawa moves past Moe and Dick and fires at the enemies again
2812Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
2813(
28141
2815+
28164
2817+
28181
2819)
2820= 6
2821(nice)
2822Enemy: rolling 4d6
2823(
28243
2825+
28263
2827+
28283
2829+
28301
2831)
2832= 10
2833Dick's turn
2834Richard Welkins does the same
2835Richard Welkins:
2836Richard Welkins Killer-7
2837ATK (6) 3 5 4 1 5 4
2838DX 3
2839END
2840It's really cool
2841Enemy: rolling 4d6
2842(
28436
2844+
28455
2846+
28476
2848+
28495
2850)
2851= 22
2852Richard Welkins: (fuck you)
2853Silica
2854Silica Gimmes: (bang bang bang, pullin' my devil's trigger)
2855Silica Gimmes Colt Cowboy
2856ATK (8) 5 5 1 1 3 1 3 1
2857DX 3
2858END 0
2859Reach for the sky, Pilgim.
2860Enemy: rolling 4d6
2861(
28626
2863+
28644
2865+
28664
2867+
28681
2869)
2870= 15
2871(Which one)
2872Silica Gimmes: (nigga in the back)
2873you make sure the last guy is dead as the Security guard starts retreating
2874Enemy: (Do you pursue)
2875Shinobu Hisakawa: (not like we're going in a different direction)
2876Richard Welkins: (^)
2877Enemy: (True)
2878(Do your movements since the only one with a chance at shooting him is Dick)
2879Richard Welkins:
2880Richard Welkins Killer-7
2881ATK (6) 3 5 4 5 6 5
2882DX 3
2883END
2884It's really cool
2885Enemy: rolling 4d6
2886(
28875
2888+
28892
2890+
28914
2892+
28932
2894)
2895= 13
2896Richard Welkins: (good night)
2897Silica Gimmes: (what's move again)
2898Enemy you pop one right in the head
2899Enemy: (base 2+Quick+Agile)
2900(But you can move freely now)
2901Silica Gimmes jogs up. "Did you get him?"
2902Monte Miyamoto: "Looks like it."
2903Richard Welkins: "Yes ma'am."
2904Silica Gimmes peeks around the corner to make sure.
2905he ded
2906Silica Gimmes: "Good. That's what he gets for shooting me."
2907Shinobu Hisakawa: "You guys holding up fine?"
2908Richard Welkins nods
2909Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah."
2910Silica Gimmes: "Yeah."
2911in front of you is the open door of what seems to be more locker rooms, however this time they're empty
2912Monte Miyamoto: "There's a relief."
2913Shinobu Hisakawa: (gotta go pick my mom up)
2914Enemy: (So we end it here?)
2915Shinobu Hisakawa: (guess so)
2916(it'll take some time)
2917Enemy: (Yeah and then it'll be too late for you I assume)
2918Richard Welkins: (Rgr)
2919Kale (GM): welp
2920didya rike it
2921Godot: who
2922Kale (GM): you
2923Kawaii: lemme roll for it
2924rolling 4d6
2925(
29265
2927+
29286
2929+
29302
2931+
29323
2933)
2934= 16
2935eh
2936Godot: (i'll give it a 5/10)
2937Kale (GM): that's fair
2938Kawaii: looks like a 5 desu
2939Kale (GM): alrighty then
2940Jazz: rolling 4d6
2941(
29424
2943+
29445
2945+
29466
2947+
29486
2949)
2950= 21
295112/10 it was ok
2952Kale (GM): rolling 6d10
2953(
29545
2955+
29565
2957+
29588
2959+
29603
2961+
29623
2963+
29647
2965)
2966= 31
2967gained 31 gold total from the fights
2968Saxton: here
2969Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
2970(
2971390
2972)
2973= 390
2974rolling 4d20
2975(
297618
2977+
29783
2979+
298014
2981+
29821
2983)
2984= 36
2985Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
2986(
298710
2988+
298914
2990+
29918
2992+
299315
2994)
2995= 47
2996rolling d420
2997(
2998278
2999)
3000= 278
3001Silica Gimmes: rolling 4d20
3002(
300315
3004+
300511
3006+
30077
3008+
300918
3010)
3011= 51
3012rolling d420
3013(
3014317
3015)
3016= 317
3017Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d20!
3018(
301912
3020+
302120
3022+
30237
3024+
302515
3026+
30272
3028)
3029= 56
3030rolling d420!
3031(
3032340
3033)
3034= 340
3035Kale (GM): rolling d420
3036(
3037347
3038)
3039= 347
3040rolling 4d20
3041(
30423
3043+
30441
3045+
30463
3047+
304817
3049)
3050= 24
3051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsiAsTa0oEI
3052you're in the corridor as you can see a door in front of you
3053what do you?
3054Shinobu Hisakawa: (I do)
3055Silica Gimmes: (open the door, duh)
3056Richard Welkins: (turn 360 and walk away)
3057Monte Miyamoto: (desu)
3058Kale (GM): (Then go in)
3059Silica Gimmes: (is it the one leading to 9, or the one leading to 21)
3060Shinobu Hisakawa: (9)
3061Kale (GM): (9)
3062Silica Gimmes: (i'm not scared of a door)
3063(now a chest with a misplaced chain? real spooky)
3064Richard Welkins: (it's a mimic door actually)
3065Silica Gimmes: (miyazaki does it again)
3066Monte Miyamoto: (that's where Moe comes in)
3067(hhe can hear mimics breathing)
3068you enter to see public lockers, already empty as you see three ninjas in modern armor and straw hats squatting on top of the lockers and benches
3069Silica Gimmes: (no breathing, but you can hear their bloodlust)
3070Shinobu Hisakawa: (rice rice konnichiwa)
3071Someone jumps down as he takes out a katana
3072Moe's turn
3073Richard Welkins: (why is masta killa's verse so good)
3074Monte Miyamoto: (bang bang bang)
3075Monte Miyamoto Combat Commander
3076ATK (6) 6 1 1 2 5 4
3077DX 2
3078END 0
3079Enemy: rolling 4d6
3080(
30814
3082+
30832
3084+
30851
3086+
30873
3088)
3089= 10
3090Monte Miyamoto: (4 damage)
3091Shinobu's turn
3092Shinobu Hisakawa: (can I place my token a bit closer to the enemy)
3093(4 steps)
3094Enemy: (ok)
3095Shinobu Hisakawa:
3096Shinobu Hisakawa Claymore
3097ATK (4) 4 6 3 5
3098DX 3
3099END
3100Accurate
3101Enemy: rolling 4d6
3102(
31034
3104+
31055
3106+
31076
3108+
31096
3110)
3111= 21
3112Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
3113Silica Gimmes: (got'em)
3114Dick's turn
3115Richard Welkins: (shooting the same nig)
3116Richard Welkins Killer-7
3117ATK (6) 1 3 5 1 4 5
3118DX 3
3119END
3120It's really cool
3121Enemy: rolling 4d6
3122(
31235
3124+
31253
3126+
31273
3128+
31293
3130)
3131= 14
3132Richard Welkins: (3 damage lmao)
3133Silica's turn
3134Silica Gimmes: (looks like it's up to me)
3135(i will use my third ultimate technique)
3136Silica Gimmes Mass Homing Missile
3137ATK (8) 1 4 4 2 5 3 4 6
3138DX 3
3139END 10
3140Multiple Targets
3141Enemy: rolling 4d6
3142(
31436
3144+
31453
3146+
31476
3148+
31492
3150)
3151= 17
3152rolling 4d6
3153(
31543
3155+
31561
3157+
31586
3159+
31606
3161)
3162= 16
3163Silica Gimmes: (how boutchu stop rolling so high)
3164Enemy: (Unlocking baby mode)
3165Monte Miyamoto: (psst, if it's a mass missile you might want Area of Effect instead)
3166Silica Gimmes: (i got that, too)
3167(want them grouped up more ;))))))))))))))))))
3168Enemy: rolling 5d6
3169(
31706
3171+
31722
3173+
31746
3175+
31762
3177+
31783
3179)
3180= 19
3181Shinobu Hisakawa: (thanks for coming into melee range)
3182Enemy: rolling 5d6
3183(
31842
3185+
31863
3187+
31883
3189+
31901
3191+
31922
3193)
3194= 11
3195rolling 5d6
3196(
31971
3198+
31993
3200+
32016
3202+
32035
3204+
32052
3206)
3207= 17
3208(2 to richard, 1 to shinobu)
3209Shinobu Hisakawa: (which is which)
3210Enemy: (first 2 richard, last 1 shinobu)
3211Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
3212(
32132
3214+
32156
3216+
32175
3218+
32196
3220)
3221= 19
3222Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
3223(
32243
3225+
32262
3227+
32285
3229+
32302
3231)
3232= 12
3233rolling 4d6
3234(
32354
3236+
32374
3238+
32392
3240+
32412
3242)
3243= 12
3244(what's the DX boss)
3245Silica Gimmes: (consistent)
3246Enemy: (DX 3)
3247Richard Welkins: (half health)
3248Monte Miyamoto: "Jeez, are you alright, Dick?"
3249Richard Welkins: (nah there's a sword in my gut)
3250Monte Miyamoto: (so can I swap places with him?))
3251Enemy: (ye)
3252Richard Welkins staggers back a bit while holding his wounds. "Just...need a sec."
3253Monte Miyamoto trades places with Richard and swings his sword at the nearest enemy "Take your time!"
3254Shinobu Hisakawa: "You need another potion? I still got two."
3255Monte Miyamoto:
3256Monte Miyamoto Shashka
3257ATK (4) 4 6 6 4
3258DX 3
3259END 0
3260Enemy: rolling 4d6
3261(
32625
3263+
32646
3265+
32665
3267+
32683
3269)
3270= 19
3271Richard Welkins shakes his head.
3272you're chipping off life out of them piece by piece, but they're definetely elite
3273Shinobu's turn
3274Silica Gimmes: (elite, more like, dead)
3275Shinobu Hisakawa: (elite homos)
3276(boosting accurate by 1)
3277rolling 5d6
3278(
32793
3280+
32815
3282+
32836
3284+
32856
3286+
32876
3288)
3289= 26
3290(good)
3291Enemy: rolling 4d6
3292(
32936
3294+
32952
3296+
32976
3298+
32991
3300)
3301= 15
3302Shinobu Hisakawa: (fucker)
3303Enemy: (Actually no)
3304Silica Gimmes: (cannot be stopped)
3305Enemy: (That roll is too good to be snubbed)
3306rolling 4d6
3307(
33082
3309+
33106
3311+
33126
3313+
33145
3315)
3316= 19
3317Shinobu Hisakawa: (lmao)
3318Richard Welkins: (or not)
3319Enemy: (Lord help me)
3320Silica Gimmes: (accept it)
3321Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's still 18 damage so whatever)
3322Enemy: (Why am I so good)
3323you manage to injure him properly this time as you stagger him
3324Dick's turn
3325Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
3326(
33273
3328+
33291
3330+
33311
3332)
3333= 5
3334(what a terrible fuckin heal)
3335(spent a 5 whole end for 1 health too)
3336Richard Welkins channels some healing magic into him but can't focus well
3337Enemy: (Luck is not on your side)
3338Silica's turn
3339Silica Gimmes: (oh, i'll give you luck)
3340Silica Gimmes does a ritualistic dance summing a group of fire missiles.
3341Silica Gimmes:
3342Silica Gimmes Mass Fire Missile
3343ATK (8) 4 2 5 6 1 3 4 5
3344DX 3
3345END 10
3346AoE
3347(got a full house)
3348Enemy: (uuuuh, should I factor in friendly fire)
3349(Cause you're all cramped as fuck)
3350Shinobu Hisakawa: (no)
3351Enemy: (Fine, but from next time I'll factor it in)
3352(Just cause I didn't say it before)
3353rolling 4d6
3354(
33555
3356+
33574
3358+
33595
3360+
33616
3362)
3363= 20
3364rolling 4d6
3365(
33665
3367+
33685
3369+
33702
3371+
33721
3373)
3374= 13
3375Richard Welkins: (well I mean, do you have to specify if it's written in the book)
3376(kale turn off your weighted die)
3377(dice)
3378Enemy: (I can't)
3379rolling 4d6
3380(
33811
3382+
33832
3384+
33854
3386+
33875
3388)
3389= 12
3390rolling 4d6
3391(
33925
3393+
33941
3395+
33964
3397+
33983
3399)
3400= 13
3401(There we go)
3402Silica Gimmes: (it also removes a defense die)
3403Enemy: (What)
3404Silica Gimmes: (If this Ability is an attack, those caught in the trajectory receive a one die Penalty to their Defense Roll for each time Area Effect is taken.)
3405Richard Welkins: (lmfao)
3406(read the book niggie)
3407Enemy: (Done then)
3408(Removed the last dice from the roll)
3409rolling 4d6
3410(
34113
3412+
34136
3414+
34151
3416+
34171
3418)
3419= 11
3420rolling 4d6
3421(
34221
3423+
34246
3425+
34263
3427+
34281
3429)
3430= 11
3431(1 to shinobu, 1 to Moe)
3432Richard Welkins: (impressive)
3433Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
3434(
34355
3436+
34375
3438+
34395
3440)
3441= 15
3442(check em)
3443Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
3444(
34456
3446+
34471
3448+
34493
3450+
34512
3452)
3453= 12
3454Moe's turn
3455Silica Gimmes: "These guys suck."
3456Monte Miyamoto: "I wouldn't say that."
3457Monte Miyamoto Shashka
3458ATK (4) 2 3 6 6
3459DX 3
3460END 0
3461Silica Gimmes: "No, I mean, they're annoying."
3462Monte Miyamoto swings his sword again
3463Enemy: rolling 4d6
3464(
34655
3466+
34675
3468+
34695
3470+
34715
3472)
3473= 20
3474(aren't you glad these are defense dice and not attack dice)
3475Shinobu's turn
3476the ninjas simply dodge all your strikes
3477Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 5d6
3478(
34796
3480+
34815
3482+
34836
3484+
34852
3486+
34876
3488)
3489= 25
3490Silica Gimmes: (uh oh)
3491Shinobu Hisakawa: (don't you dare dodge it)
3492Enemy: (Watch this)
3493rolling 4d6
3494(
34951
3496+
34973
3498+
34993
3500+
35011
3502)
3503= 8
3504Shinobu Hisakawa: (good)
3505Richard Welkins: (wall splat that's what)
3506Shinobu Hisakawa: (36 damage)
3507you get mad at how much the ninjas dodge that you just decide to swing your sword like a baseball bat, hitting him so hard he gets encrusted into the wall and bending your sword while you do so
3508Dick's turn
3509Monte Miyamoto: "Oh."
3510Richard Welkins: (does that make her sword unusable)
3511Richard Welkins tries to hit the nearest enemy.
3512Richard Welkins:
3513Richard Welkins Lucerne Hammer
3514ATK (3) 2 1 4
3515DX 2
3516END
3517Armor Piercing
3518Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh."
3519(so did I break my sword?)
3520Enemy: (It's more of a club now)
3521(so yeah)
3522Shinobu Hisakawa: (I want a sword)
3523Enemy: (The guy dropped his katana)
3524Richard Welkins: (you do something so well it's actually bad is a horrible meme can we not do that)
3525Enemy: (It's got the same stats)
3526(So don't worry)
3527Shinobu Hisakawa: (but it's supposed to be a sword)
3528Enemy: (Okay then, your sword still works, it's got a slight bend)
3529Richard Welkins: (like you roll a nat 20 to disguise as a guard you convince yourself and you take a guard duty the rest of your life)
3530(that shit's real bad niggy, please don't)
3531Enemy: rolling 4d6
3532(
35334
3534+
35356
3536+
35376
3538+
35393
3540)
3541= 19
3542Silica's turn
3543Silica Gimmes: (bang, bang, _ _ _ _)
3544Silica Gimmes Colt Cowboy
3545ATK (8) 2 2 3 1 1 5 6 2
3546DX 3
3547END 0
3548Reach for the sky, Pilgim.
3549Shinobu Hisakawa tries to straighten her sword out.
3550Enemy: rolling 4d6
3551(
35526
3553+
35543
3555+
35561
3557+
35581
3559)
3560= 11
3561Silica Gimmes: (can you guess word 3)
3562Enemy: rolling 5d6
3563(
35641
3565+
35662
3567+
35685
3569+
35706
3571+
35722
3573)
3574= 16
3575rolling 5d6
3576(
35774
3578+
35796
3580+
35816
3582+
35833
3584+
35852
3586)
3587= 21
3588(2 to Moe)
3589Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
3590(
35911
3592+
35932
3594+
35951
3596)
3597= 4
3598rolling 3d6
3599(
36004
3601+
36026
3603+
36041
3605)
3606= 11
3607(lol)
3608Enemy: (DX 3)
3609Monte Miyamoto stumbles back "Not good..."
3610Enemy: (Max damage is half health remember)
3611(so like 20)
3612Richard Welkins: (only from each attack :^) )
3613Monte Miyamoto: (yeah that's what I was thinking)
3614Enemy: (uh oh)
3615(He's right)
3616Monte Miyamoto: (I took 1 at 12 and 1 at 18)
3617Silica Gimmes: (bang, bang, bang, pull my devil trigger)
3618Enemy: (Carry on then)
3619Shinobu's turn
3620Monte Miyamoto: (cool turn)
3621Enemy: (my B)
3622Moe's turn
3623Monte Miyamoto:
3624Monte Miyamoto Shooting Star
3625ATK (6) 1 1 3 4 1 2
3626DX 2
3627END 15
3628Ranged, Multiple Targets, Effective
3629(ebin)
3630Enemy: rolling 4d6
3631(
36323
3633+
36344
3635+
36364
3637+
36384
3639)
3640= 15
3641Richard Welkins: (switch places again)
3642( :^) )
3643Silica Gimmes: (is the hare, dare i say, in a bit of a hole)
3644Enemy: rolling 4d6
3645(
36463
3647+
36482
3649+
36501
3651+
36526
3653)
3654= 12
3655Shinobu's turn
3656Shinobu Hisakawa: (whack another bitch, still burning endurance)
3657rolling 5d6
3658(
36595
3660+
36613
3662+
36634
3664+
36654
3666+
36671
3668)
3669= 17
3670Enemy: rolling 4d6
3671(
36722
3673+
36744
3675+
36764
3677+
36786
3679)
3680= 16
3681(I feel I should do something against these unjust dice)
3682Dick's turn
3683Richard Welkins jerks Moe by his shoulder a bit. "You're looking worse than me now."
3684Richard Welkins: (move your rabbit eared ass)
3685Silica Gimmes: (give him a carrot)
3686Shinobu Hisakawa: "You guys sure you don't want those potions?"
3687Enemy: (Slap him in the ass)
3688Silica Gimmes: (>in the ass)
3689Richard Welkins: (>in the ass)
3690Richard Welkins attacks again
3691Richard Welkins:
3692Richard Welkins Lucerne Hammer
3693ATK (3) 1 1 5
3694DX 2
3695END
3696Armor Piercing
3697(ok)
3698Enemy: rolling 3d6
3699(
37003
3701+
37025
3703+
37043
3705)
3706= 11
3707Silica's turn
3708Silica Gimmes:
3709Silica Gimmes Colt Cowboy
3710ATK (8) 5 2 5 2 2 3 4 2
3711DX 3
3712END 0
3713Reach for the sky, Pilgim.
3714Enemy: rolling 3d6
3715(
37166
3717+
37186
3719+
37206
3721)
3722= 18
3723(Why am I so good)
3724Silica Gimmes: (le lenny face)
3725Richard Welkins: (can i go back to bed now)
3726Enemy: rolling 4d6
3727(
37281
3729+
37305
3731+
37326
3733+
37343
3735)
3736= 15
3737rolling 4d6
3738(
37393
3740+
37412
3742+
37436
3744+
37452
3746)
3747= 13
3748(1 to Shinobu, 1 to Richard)
3749Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
3750(
37513
3752+
37535
3754+
37552
3756+
37574
3758)
3759= 14
3760(of course)
3761Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
3762(
37634
3764+
37652
3766+
37676
3768+
37694
3770)
3771= 16
3772Enemy: (DX 3)
3773Moe's turn
3774Monte Miyamoto drinks a half health potion
3775Monte Miyamoto: (do we get a second action after a potion chug?)
3776Enemy: (You usually did it anyways)
3777(So why stop now)
3778Monte Miyamoto: (gotta make sure)
3779Monte Miyamoto Combat Commander
3780ATK (6) 3 1 1 5 6 2
3781DX 2
3782END 0
3783Enemy: rolling 3d6
3784(
37852
3786+
37876
3788+
37892
3790)
3791= 10
3792Shinobu's turn
3793Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 5d6
3794(
37953
3796+
37972
3798+
37994
3800+
38014
3802+
38035
3804)
3805= 18
3806(good roll machine broke)
3807Enemy: rolling 3d6
3808(
38094
3810+
38115
3812+
38136
3814)
3815= 15
3816Shinobu Hisakawa: (still that's a whole 6 damage)
3817Enemy: (Mooks on their last legs)
3818Dick's turn
3819Richard Welkins: (one mo again)
3820Richard Welkins Lucerne Hammer
3821ATK (3) 4 1 2
3822DX 2
3823END
3824Armor Piercing
3825Enemy: rolling 3d6
3826(
38276
3828+
38295
3830+
38311
3832)
3833= 12
3834Silica's turn
3835Silica Gimmes:
3836Silica Gimmes Colt Cowboy
3837ATK (8) 4 6 6 3 6 1 3 3
3838DX 3
3839END 0
3840Reach for the sky, Pilgim.
3841Enemy: (Watch this triple sixer)
3842rolling 3s6
38433
3844= 3
3845rolling 3d6
3846(
38476
3848+
38494
3850+
38515
3852)
3853= 15
3854Silica Gimmes: (so close)
3855Enemy: (Who dies)
3856Silica Gimmes: (bottom row)
3857you fan the hammer and place multiple bullets on the ninja's head
3858it leaves you with a smokin barrel
3859Richard Welkins: (i'll never hit anything with 3d6 considering changing from armor piercing to defensive)
3860Enemy: (The stat?)
3861Richard Welkins: (on the hammer ye)
3862Enemy: (Ain't it supposed to be hammer)
3863(Made to pierce armor)
3864Richard Welkins: (ain't doing much :^) )
3865Enemy: rolling 4d6
3866(
38671
3868+
38695
3870+
38716
3872+
38733
3874)
3875= 15
3876(Armor will appear later)
3877(But if you want to, then go ahead and change it)
3878(Also 1 for Shinobu)
3879Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
3880(
38813
3882+
38836
3884+
38852
3886+
38873
3888)
3889= 14
3890Moe's turn
3891Monte Miyamoto tries shooting the last enemy
3892Monte Miyamoto:
3893Monte Miyamoto Combat Commander
3894ATK (6) 2 6 2 4 4 3
3895DX 2
3896END 0
3897Enemy: rolling 3d6
3898(
38995
3900+
39014
3902+
39033
3904)
3905= 12
3906Monte Miyamoto: (6 damage :^))
3907Enemy: (Good enough)
3908you put a bullet in the man's head as he falls to the ground
3909Enemy: rolling 3d10
3910(
391110
3912+
39131
3914+
39153
3916)
3917= 14
3918(gain 14 gold)
3919Silica Gimmes blows smoke off her gun, just like those cool cowboy movies.
3920Silica Gimmes: "Are you guys alright?"
3921Richard Welkins leans against the wall and heals himself.
3922Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
3923(
39245
3925+
39265
3927+
39283
3929)
3930= 13
3931Monte Miyamoto goes over "Need any help with that?"
3932Richard Welkins: "It's good now, thanks though."
3933Shinobu Hisakawa: "I still have potions, you know."
3934Serafina: "Make sure to rest if it gets too difficult"
3935Richard Welkins: "I got my own too, it's no biggie."
3936Monte Miyamoto: "Well I can treat some injuries without potions after all."
3937Richard Welkins waves his hand. "Just a scratch is all now, no use in taking the time."
3938Richard Welkins: "How are you holding up?"
3939Serafina: "Just take it into consideration"
3940Monte Miyamoto: "I'm alright after that potion."
3941Shinobu Hisakawa: "Silica?"
3942Silica Gimmes: "I'm okay, just tired."
3943"Need to hurry up and find the ogre sisters."
3944Richard Welkins: "Oni."
3945Silica Gimmes: "No, both of them."
3946in front of you is another door, while to your left shows the public hot baths and bathrooms and such
3947Richard Welkins: "Oni sisters you dolt."
3948Shinobu Hisakawa: "They're oni."
3949Silica Gimmes: "There's a difference?"
3950Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yes."
3951Monte Miyamoto: "Yes there's a difference."
3952Shinobu Hisakawa: (don't you mean to your right)
3953Richard Welkins: "Ogre sounds more grotesque and monstrous."
3954Silica Gimmes: "What's the difference though?"
3955Serafina: (Yeah, right)
3956Richard Welkins: "Do you really wanna go through the rigamaroo?"
3957Shinobu Hisakawa: (raycis)
3958Silica Gimmes: "Are they, like, smaller? Larger?"
3959Richard Welkins: "I guess you could say Oni are a subset of ogres, but ogres are far more less civilized and brutish."
3960Silica Gimmes: "Oh, so like a wolf and a dog."
3961Serafina: (Ogres are like Onions)
3962Silica Gimmes nods. "Now I understand."
3963Serafina: (They got many layers)
3964Shinobu Hisakawa: "Silica, please."
3965Richard Welkins: (I thought sera said that and not OOC for a second)
3966Serafina: (Gas the Oni t- Silica)
3967Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's kinda offensive."
3968Silica Gimmes: "Like people are just better monkeys."
3969"I guess oni are better ogres."
3970Monte Miyamoto: "..."
3971Shinobu Hisakawa: "Let's just drop this, okay?"
3972Richard Welkins: (das rayciss)
3973Silica Gimmes shrugs. "Okay, then."
3974where do you head now?
3975Monte Miyamoto: "So should we go through the whole process of baths?"
3976Shinobu Hisakawa: "I dunno, but I am getting kinda tired."
3977Silica Gimmes: (let's hit those showers)
3978Richard Welkins: "Guess it wouldn't hurt?"
3979Shinobu Hisakawa: "Unless they try to ambush us or something because they're shinobi."
3980Silica Gimmes: "What if they're hiding in the showers?"
3981Serafina: "Baths are sacred you know"
3982"You can't just ruin a bath"
3983Silica Gimmes: "Oh."
3984Serafina: "Specially if it's a nice and warm hot bath"
3985Monte Miyamoto: "That's what you say but..."
3986Richard Welkins shrugs.
3987Shinobu Hisakawa: "We could just fold for the day, but I think it's best if we solve this as fast as possible."
3988Richard Welkins: "Place has a lot of baths it seems, don't have to use this one if you don't think it's necessary."
3989Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm, up to you guys."
3990Silica Gimmes: (i say we hit those showers)
3991Serafina: (Shinobu just doesn't want the boys to see her big Oni boobs)
3992Richard Welkins: (why would we share the same baths/shower??)
3993Serafina: (Because it's a mixed hot bath?)
3994Monte Miyamoto: (it was last time too)
3995Shinobu Hisakawa: (they can take turns)
3996Monte Miyamoto: (we still took turns)
3997Richard Welkins: (I forgot that the rule of mixed bath means you literally cannot enter and wash yourself without members of both sex present)
3998Serafina: (ye)
3999(that's how it is in japan)
4000Richard Welkins: (really it's us who should be worried about silica's eyes)
4001Serafina: (you're right)
4002Monte Miyamoto: "We can always do it in turns like last time."
4003Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sure."
4004Silica Gimmes: ( ( Ȍ ͜ʖ Ȍ ) )
4005Richard Welkins: "Makes the most sense, in case someone doesn't care much for the sanctity of baths."
4006Silica Gimmes: "Sounds fair."
4007Serafina: "Everybody cares about the sanctity of baths"
4008"Whoever doesn't is a fiend"
4009Richard Welkins: "Everybody?"
4010Serafina: "Yeah"
4011Silica Gimmes: "Aren't we fighting fiends, though?"
4012Serafina: "....true"
4013and so you hit them hot baths
4014really comfy and relaxing
4015there's even a bottle of sake for you to drink
4016Richard Welkins: (you mean to wash ourselves with)
4017Serafina: (Lick the sake off each other's body)
4018Richard Welkins: (get that real fermented rice smell)
4019(ok silica)
4020after a few minutes or so, all of you are refreshed and healthy
4021Richard Welkins stretches a bit after shaking his head around.
4022Serafina: (Richard making a L'oreal ad everytime he lets his hair flow)
4023Monte Miyamoto shakes the last bit of water out of his ears "It's still weird, but I guess it does work."
4024what do you do now?
4025Shinobu Hisakawa: (I go to bed now)
4026Serafina: (night night)
4027Silica Gimmes: (ho ho ho)
4028Richard Welkins: (you can only get hair this fine when you use AKT shampoo and conditioner 2 in 1)
4029Shinobu Hisakawa: (last exam and then probably 2 months of working in a convenience store)
4030(probably gonna be less tantalizing than the office work)
4031Serafina: (Well, hope it goes well)
4032Kale (GM): didya rike it
4033Jazz: rolling 4d6
4034(
40353
4036+
40374
4038+
40393
4040+
40414
4042)
4043= 14
40448/10 it's alrigt
4045Kawaii: rolling 4d6
4046(
40475
4048+
40494
4050+
40513
4052+
40533
4054)
4055= 15
4056Saxton: rolling 4d6
4057(
40582
4059+
40603
4061+
40625
4063+
40643
4065)
4066= 13
4067Kawaii: 6/10
4068Saxton: (6 is the best I can do)
4069Godot: rolling 4d6
4070(
40712
4072+
40734
4074+
40754
4076+
40773
4078)
4079= 13
4080i give it a weighted score of 9/11
4081Kale (GM): okay then
4082sorry for the dice shitfest
4083Godot: (inb4 the boss rolls all 1's)
4084Jazz: implying moe and i won't sweet talk our way out of the boss fight
4085Kale (GM): good luck
4086Kawaii: Moe exposes his tail
4087fight ends before it starts
4088Kale (GM): that only works with Halfrid
4089Richard's gotta show his tail for Kolin
4090Jazz: dick exposes his chest
4091Kawaii: unstoppable
4092Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
4093(
4094176
4095)
4096= 176
4097rolling 4d20!
4098(
409918
4100+
410113
4102+
410313
4104+
410517
4106)
4107= 61
4108Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
4109(
4110408
4111)
4112= 408
4113rolling 4d20
4114(
411511
4116+
411712
4118+
41194
4120+
412118
4122)
4123= 45
4124Silica Gimmes: rolling 4d20
4125(
412614
4127+
41284
4129+
41306
4131+
413219
4133)
4134= 43
4135rolling d420
4136(
4137165
4138)
4139= 165
4140Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
4141(
414213
4143+
414411
4145+
414619
4147+
41481
4149)
4150= 44
4151rolling d420
4152(
415341
4154)
4155= 41
4156Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
4157(
41584
4159+
41609
4161+
416218
4163+
416420
4165)
4166= 51
4167rolling d420
4168(
4169302
4170)
4171= 302
4172Shinobu Hisakawa: (by the way)
4173(I've been awake since 5 so don't be surprised if I tap out quick)
4174Kale (GM): understandable
4175https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eBfa9nNzvk
4176you're still in the locker rooms as a sign says "To restaurant"
4177it seems to be the one in front of you
4178Silica Gimmes: (do they serve a hot spaghet)
4179Kale (GM): (hot ramen)
4180Silica Gimmes: (ah, japanese spaghet)
4181Monte Miyamoto: (actually they only serve cold soba
4182(sorry desu nee)
4183Richard Welkins: (meat and rice)
4184Silica Gimmes: (sorry, but i like soba)
4185Richard Welkins: ( :^) )
4186Shinobu Hisakawa: (owned)
4187Silica Gimmes walks up to the door and opens it.
4188the door opens as now you're in a lobby, much smaller than the previous one
4189Silica Gimmes walks inside. "Helllooooo!"
4190Richard Welkins: (for some reason on my screen the token for richard didn't load all the way so instead of a smirk he had a single dot under his nose)
4191(and I had to zoom in all the way to make it load)
4192completely empty
4193Silica Gimmes: "Guess it's safe."
4194Monte Miyamoto walks in "Don't assume that."
4195Silica Gimmes waves him off. "How many ninjas can one building have?"
4196Silica Gimmes peeks around the corner.
4197Monte Miyamoto: "More than enough."
4198empty hallway as well
4199Serafina: "Technically infinite"
4200Silica Gimmes: "Don't tell me that, wax lady."
4201Serafina: "Just telling the truth
4202Silica Gimmes peeks into room #2.
4203you pass trough what seems to be a storage room
4204Silica Gimmes: "Ohhhhhh"
4205"Maybe there's something useful in here."
4206"Like ninja stars."
4207Silica Gimmes goes in to explore.
4208you enter to see a bunch of boxes, there's one that says "Ninja tools, do not open"
4209Silica Gimmes narrows her eyes.
4210Monte Miyamoto follows "Why not just make 'ninja missiles'?"
4211there's another box that says "Ninja guns"
4212Shinobu Hisakawa: (bad pun)
4213Silica Gimmes: "I want to open it."
4214"But, I have this feeling it's trapped."
4215Richard Welkins: "You write that up last night?"
4216"Waiting for a chance to use it?"
4217Silica Gimmes: "Or there's like a mini ninja trapped inside."
4218Silica Gimmes slowly goes to open the box. "I can't resist."
4219Silica Gimmes: "I have to know."
4220Monte Miyamoto looks at Richard "No, but it seems like she makes her own missiles out of everything."
4221the moment you open the box, a ninja jumps out and grabs you by behind with his sword to your throat
4222Silica Gimmes: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
4223Enemy: "Silence"
4224"Move a muscle and I chop your head off!"
4225Richard Welkins: (can't believe silica just died)
4226Shinobu Hisakawa: (rip)
4227Silica Gimmes: (good game)
4228Monte Miyamoto stares at Silica, deadpan
4229Shinobu Hisakawa: "Silica, did you really have to do it?"
4230Silica Gimmes really wants to respond, but can't due to the sharp blade on her neck.
4231Shinobu Hisakawa: (so if we open the ninja guns one we find halfrid)
4232Richard Welkins: (ye)
4233Enemy: (You find her arms)
4234Silica Gimmes: (sorry, i'm not into guro)
4235Richard Welkins: "Who hides in a box? Really?"
4236Enemy: "Now leave, or her head flies off"
4237Shinobu Hisakawa: "And what are you gonna do if we leave?"
4238Monte Miyamoto: "I bet if we leave her head comes off anyway."
4239Richard Welkins: "How much do they pay you to sit in here?"
4240Enemy: "Ninjas are trained to hide anywhere"
4241"Look, there's a ninja right there!"
4242Enemy points behind you
4243Richard Welkins doesn't move.
4244Shinobu Hisakawa: (in the wall)
4245Enemy: (yeah)
4246"...."
4247Enemy throws a smoke bomb and disappears with Silica
4248Richard Welkins: "Aw what"
4249Monte Miyamoto: "How come it always has to go that way with those types?"
4250Shinobu Hisakawa sighs. "So now we gotta find Silica, too."
4251Silica Gimmes: (ur welcum)
4252Richard Welkins scratches his chin.
4253Richard Welkins walks up to the ninja gun box.
4254Monte Miyamoto: "Are you considering what I think you are?"
4255you open the ninja gun bux to see a shotgun with a silencer
4256Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
4257Richard Welkins: "Not bad."
4258"I was honestly expecting the ninja and silica."
4259Shinobu Hisakawa: (where's the silenced rocket launcher)
4260Enemy: (in the ninja explosive box)
4261Silica Gimmes: (sick)
4262Richard Welkins picks up shottie.
4263Enemy: (shotgun has a defined range of a small AoE cone, but it's silenced so you can shoot it during stealth)
4264(And has DX 3)
4265Silica Gimmes: (so we're going mgs5 STEALTH)
4266Enemy: (Not magical so remove those numbers for it)
4267Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm."
4268Richard Welkins: "Guess we're checking every room on our way now."
4269MEANWHILE
4270you're handcuffed in the middle of a restaurant while a bunch on ninjas lurk from the shadows, in front of you. Kolin dressed up as a school delinquent with her massive her turned into a massive pompadour and a spiked baseball bat
4271Shinobu Hisakawa: (her massive her)
4272KÅlin Uzumaki: (Hair*)
4273KÅlin Uzumaki walks up to Silica "What do we have here?"
4274Silica Gimmes: "I'm Silica, your boyfriend's friend."
4275KÅlin Uzumaki: "OE! Did I fucking tell you to SPEAK?!"
4276Shinobu Hisakawa: (she did ask a question)
4277Silica Gimmes: "No."
4278KÅlin Uzumaki puts the bat to your chin "Then why are you speaking?"
4279Richard Welkins: (looks like it's da knees for you)
4280Silica Gimmes tries to process whether she should answer or not.
4281KÅlin Uzumaki: "That's right, ya just saved a home run to yer fucking head"
4282"When I tell you to speak, you speak. alright?"
4283"Otherwise your head turns into a watermelon ya lil shit"
4284"Shit I almost kinda want that"
4285Silica Gimmes is now very hungry and confused.
4286BACK TO OUR GUYS
4287Monte Miyamoto: (so what's behind the door guy?)
4288you peek trough the door and see a kitchen
4289it has a box that says "Ninja food, do not open"
4290Shinobu Hisakawa: "We're not doing this again."
4291Silica Gimmes: (Do it.)
4292Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmmmmm."
4293"But it could take us to Silica."
4294"One of us at least."
4295Monte Miyamoto: "I figured that's what you were thinking last time."
4296Monte Miyamoto opens the box
4297it's a bunch of food
4298Richard Welkins: "Lame."
4299and then suddenly a ninja drops from the vents and lands on top of Monte
4300Enemy holds a knife to Moe's throat
4301Richard Welkins: "Also I wanted to open it you dunce."
4302Enemy: "Don't move or I peel him like a pig
4303Shinobu Hisakawa: "At this point we should just let him kidnap us all."
4304Monte Miyamoto: "You know you could just say skin like a rabbit. And you wanna just take all of us?"
4305Enemy: "A pig has more similarities to the human body than a rabbit, it's a common misconception to believe that Beast races closest genetical partner is the animal they represent, otherwise dog women would have 6 nipples don't you think?"
4306Monte Miyamoto: "I wouldn't know."
4307Richard Welkins: "Yeah but he's got ears and a tail."
4308"So you're wrong."
4309Monte Miyamoto: "And the visual metaphor is more important there."
4310Richard Welkins: "Do they let any idiot become a ninja?"
4311Enemy: "No, We don't let tranvestites in"
4312Enemy looks at Richard
4313Enemy: "Girly man"
4314Shinobu Hisakawa: (weak tbh)
4315Silica Gimmes: (this is the imagination of the ogre sisters)
4316(not like they got the hottest insults)
4317Monte Miyamoto: "You really wanna cast that shade with how buff Heide is?"
4318Richard Welkins pulls out his gun. "The hell you just say?"
4319Enemy: "Women with muscle is much different than men that look like women"
4320"ah ah ah"
4321Shinobu Hisakawa: "Dick, come on. That wasn't even good."
4322Enemy holds the knife closer holding a trickle of blood
4323Monte Miyamoto: "Oh thanks for that."
4324Silica Gimmes: (did he lose a single HP)
4325Enemy: (ye)
4326Richard Welkins: "You weren't supposed to open the box anyway, your fault."
4327Shinobu Hisakawa: "Can you kidnap us already?"
4328Enemy: "Why the hell do you want to get kidnaped"
4329Richard Welkins: "Why the hell are you still standing here?"
4330Enemy: "....."
4331Enemy throws a smoke bomb and disappears with Moe
4332Shinobu Hisakawa: "So we have to find two more."
4333"Great."
4334Richard Welkins puts his gun back. "Hopefully."
4335Richard Welkins walks down the hall to the next door.
4336you're greeted by a double door, that shows that you're in front of a restaurant
4337from inside you can hear Kolin's shouts
4338Richard Welkins: "Or not."
4339KÅlin Uzumaki: "What's your mission! why are you here?!"
4340Shinobu Hisakawa: "That was easier than I thought it would be."
4341KÅlin Uzumaki: "You faggot, answer"
4342Richard Welkins: "I'm sure there's more to come."
4343KÅlin Uzumaki points the bat at Moe
4344Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's some language."
4345Richard Welkins: (are there tiny windows in the door)
4346KÅlin Uzumaki: (ye but roll me stealth if you wanna peak trough them)
4347(Since they're in Kolin's line of sight)
4348Richard Welkins: (only because he has bright pink hair will I not argue with this
4349rolling 3d6
4350(
43512
4352+
43534
4354+
43552
4356)
4357= 8
4358Monte Miyamoto: "Trying to visit you."
4359KÅlin Uzumaki: (hmmmmmm)
4360Richard Welkins peeks his head up to the window.
4361KÅlin Uzumaki looks at Moe
4362KÅlin Uzumaki laughs "Nice fucking joke"
4363Richard Welkins: "Wait..that's Kolin?"
4364KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 5d6
4365(
43662
4367+
43681
4369+
43706
4371+
43724
4373+
43743
4375)
4376= 16
4377Richard Welkins squints
4378goes to swing the bat right at your head
4379KÅlin Uzumaki: (No defense or shit but let's be gentle)
4380Richard Welkins: (can't believe moe is dead)
4381KÅlin Uzumaki: (One quarter of your health down)
4382(Instead of the actual undefended damage)
4383Richard Welkins kicks the door in and draws his pistol when he sees this.
4384Silica Gimmes grimaces and looks away.
4385KÅlin Uzumaki points the bat at you two "Who the fuck let you in"
4386Monte Miyamoto: "Ow! Uncalled for!"
4387KÅlin Uzumaki: "Uninvited guest huh"
4388Silica Gimmes "Hey HELP! She's crazy!"
4389KÅlin Uzumaki: "WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY ABOUT SPEAKING?!"
4390Silica Gimmes: "SHOOT HER!"
4391KÅlin Uzumaki goes to swing the bat at Silica
4392KÅlin Uzumaki: (Quarter health down)
4393Richard Welkins:
4394Richard Welkins Killer-7
4395ATK (6) 3 4 6 4 6 4
4396DX 3
4397END
4398It's really cool
4399KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 5d6
4400(
44016
4402+
44032
4404+
44055
4406+
44075
4408+
44095
4410)
4411= 23
4412Richard Welkins runs up as he shoots. "We gotta get em out of those chairs."
4413KÅlin Uzumaki dodges the bullet as she smiles "Didn't know you visited people with fucking guns!"
4414Richard Welkins: "Didn't know you welcomed guests by smashing their brains in!"
4415KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 4d6
4416(
44172
4418+
44194
4420+
44211
4422+
44236
4424)
4425= 13
4426Shinobu Hisakawa: "Jeez, is that her dream self?"
4427Monte Miyamoto: "You hit me first, dumdum."
4428Silica Gimmes: "Ow!"
4429KÅlin Uzumaki: "You're not guests mate!"
4430Shinobu Hisakawa: (silica got delayed pain response)
4431KÅlin Uzumaki: (Her brain is mostly empty so she didn't feel it as much)
4432Silica Gimmes: "I'm not your mate, you fucking giant ogre!"
4433KÅlin Uzumaki: "That's another batting"
4434Silica Gimmes: "If you're so tough, let me out of this chair!"
4435Shinobu's turn
4436Silica Gimmes: "Big bad ogre can't even take on a tiny human."
4437Shinobu Hisakawa walks up to the two and starts freeing them from the chairs.
4438Richard Welkins: "You don't even consider your friends guests?"
4439KÅlin Uzumaki: (You can only free one and it takes a turn)
4440Shinobu Hisakawa: (gay)
4441(whatever, moe first)
4442Silica Gimmes is trying to shake free of her bonds, "I'm going to kick your ass! You hear me!"
4443KÅlin Uzumaki: "I only got one friend and it's my sister"
4444Shinobu Hisakawa: "You two okay?"
4445KÅlin Uzumaki: "And as far as I know, she ain't inviting you!"
4446KÅlin Uzumaki goes to bat Shinobu's face in
4447Shinobu Hisakawa: "What kind of sister leaves you with the grunt work?"
4448KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 5d6
4449(
44504
4451+
44525
4453+
44545
4455+
44561
4457+
44586
4459)
4460= 21
4461Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
4462(
44631
4464+
44651
4466+
44671
4468+
44695
4470)
4471= 8
4472(nice)
4473KÅlin Uzumaki: (DX 3)
4474Shinobu Hisakawa: (15 then)
4475KÅlin Uzumaki: (And you get pushed 2 spaces)
4476Shinobu Hisakawa: (because of what)
4477KÅlin Uzumaki: (Special properties)
4478Monte Miyamoto: (so wait did I get set free?)
4479KÅlin Uzumaki: (Boss status)
4480(nobe)
4481Shinobu Hisakawa: (so I wasted my turn doing nothing)
4482(thanks)
4483Richard Welkins: (shoulda rolled better)
4484Shinobu Hisakawa: (you said it takes up my turn)
4485(and then you say he didn't get freed anyway)
4486KÅlin Uzumaki: (Yeah one turn)
4487(Next turn you would have freed him and gotten to roll)
4488Shinobu Hisakawa: (how bout you take one turn at suckin deez nutz)
4489Dick's turn
4490KÅlin Uzumaki: "You're mighty stupid if you think you can untie this shitheads in front of me and not get your shit fucked up!"
4491Shinobu Hisakawa: "Okay, have it your way."
4492Monte Miyamoto: "Watch your language, that's no way for a woman to talk."
4493KÅlin Uzumaki: "Watch your tone boy, I'm willing to cut those ears and keep em as a charm"
4494Monte Miyamoto: "I don't think your sister would like that very much."
4495Richard Welkins climbs on top of the table and goads her. "Oi sweet-cheeks, better smash this mouth in before I tell em all about the other night."
4496Richard Welkins shoots at her.
4497Richard Welkins:
4498Richard Welkins Killer-7
4499ATK (6) 3 4 4 6 1 2
4500DX 3
4501END
4502It's really cool
4503Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh?"
4504KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 5d6
4505(
45064
4507+
45083
4509+
45106
4511+
45126
4513+
45144
4515)
4516= 23
4517something inside sparks in Kolin as her anger starts to rise "The fuck did you say?"
4518Shinobu's turn
4519KÅlin Uzumaki: (Uuuuuh)
4520(You know priorities change easily from, guy who's taunting you to, girl who's untying the prisioners)
4521(She's not a single minded robot)
4522Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah I'm not gonna untie them)
4523(I'm gonna spend 30 endurance on accurate)
4524KÅlin Uzumaki: (k then)
4525Silica Gimmes: (damn)
4526(super punch)
4527(watch those 1's)
4528Monte Miyamoto: (nah, 2's)
4529Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's gonna be a lot of 1s)
4530Shinobu Hisakawa charges entirely too much magical energy into her sword and takes a swing at Kolin.
4531Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 10d6
4532(
45334
4534+
45351
4536+
45376
4538+
45396
4540+
45413
4542+
45435
4544+
45453
4546+
45476
4548+
45492
4550+
45515
4552)
4553= 41
4554KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 5d6
4555(
45563
4557+
45584
4559+
45602
4561+
45625
4563+
45642
4565)
4566= 16
4567Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's 39)
4568KÅlin Uzumaki: (What's your DX?)
4569Shinobu Hisakawa: (3)
4570Monte Miyamoto: (13*3=39, math checks out desu)
4571KÅlin Uzumaki: (Armor 1)
4572Shinobu Hisakawa: (26)
4573KÅlin Uzumaki: (Only for melee)
4574Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's okay I can do it another time)
4575"You gonna let me untie them now?"
4576Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, kick her ass, Shinobu!"
4577Shinobu Hisakawa: "We were gonna talk to them, you know."
4578KÅlin Uzumaki gets thrown away into the stage as the school blouse she was wearing gets ripped wearing tightly packed bandages around her waist and breasts
4579Richard Welkins: "Still can."
4580KÅlin Uzumaki: "Like...HELL I WILL!"
4581Shinobu Hisakawa: (you can't exactly conceal a waist with bandages)
4582Silica Gimmes: (you can if you're a mummy)
4583Richard Welkins: (what did he mean by this)
4584Shinobu Hisakawa: (compress that is)
4585goes to attack you again with the bat
4586Shinobu Hisakawa: (which I assume is what she's going for)
4587KÅlin Uzumaki: (Yeah that's the name)
4588(Forgot the name, yeah she's got compress all across her chest)
4589rolling 5d6
4590(
45912
4592+
45931
4594+
45955
4596+
45971
4598+
45995
4600)
4601= 14
4602Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's not what I meant)
4603(I meant she's using the bandages to compress it)
4604rolling 4d6
4605(
46062
4607+
46086
4609+
46105
4611+
46123
4613)
4614= 16
4615Silica Gimmes: (just call her fat)
4616Shinobu Hisakawa: (4 goes through)
4617(DX 3 was it?)
4618KÅlin Uzumaki: (not enough to push)
4619(ye)
4620(Oh I thought you said 4 total damage lmao)
4621(Get pushed one square)
4622Dick's turn
4623Shinobu Hisakawa: "I think the fancy outfits suit you better than this."
4624KÅlin Uzumaki: "I think a coffin suits you better"
4625Silica Gimmes: "Weak comeback. You suck."
4626Silica Gimmes keeps trying to wiggle out of her bonds.
4627Richard Welkins: "The hell happened to your hair darling? New look is dreadful. Don't expect these hands to run through that rat's nest."
4628Richard Welkins Killer-7
4629ATK (6) 2 2 5 5 4 2
4630DX 3
4631END
4632It's really cool
4633KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 5d6
4634(
46351
4636+
46375
4638+
46392
4640+
46412
4642+
46431
4644)
4645= 11
4646Richard Welkins: (15)
4647Shinobu Hisakawa: (more like rat king)
4648Shinobu's turn
4649Shinobu Hisakawa: (they better have some booze here cause I'm burning a lot of EN again)
4650Silica Gimmes: (is kale's game the dark souls 2 of dark souls)
4651Shinobu Hisakawa: (google rat king)
4652rolling 10d6
4653(
46546
4655+
46562
4657+
46586
4659+
46606
4661+
46622
4663+
46646
4665+
46666
4667+
46685
4669+
46702
4671+
46726
4673)
4674= 47
4675Richard Welkins: (>gets mad at saying something about the other night but not specifically mentioning running my hands through her hair)
4676Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's a lotta damage)
4677Richard Welkins: (weak)
4678Silica Gimmes: (learned something new)
4679KÅlin Uzumaki looks at Dick "KEEP TALKING AND I'LL FUCKING KIL-"
4680gets smacked with the force of a thousand suns by Shinobu
4681Silica Gimmes looks on in amazement. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn."
4682Shinobu Hisakawa: "I think I overdid it..."
4683Monte Miyamoto looks on in disbelief "Jeez..."
4684the girl has gone trough the wall and destroyed a bunch of shit on the way there
4685Shinobu Hisakawa quickly starts untying Moe and Silica.
4686Richard Welkins walks over and begins untying Silica.
4687Silica Gimmes rubs her wrists and head.
4688Silica Gimmes: "So... what was that about hair and last night?"
4689Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah, I wanna know too."
4690KÅlin Uzumaki slowly shambles trough the hole in the restaurant
4691Richard Welkins: "Nope."
4692Richard Welkins zips his lips.
4693Monte Miyamoto stretches and rubs his head a bit "Let's save the gossip for now."
4694KÅlin Uzumaki: "I'm...gonna...protect her"
4695Silica Gimmes jumps back and hides behind Shinobu.
4696KÅlin Uzumaki: "I...wanna..be...strong"
4697"To protect her"
4698"I'll....I'll"
4699KÅlin Uzumaki falls to her knees as black aura starts to seep trough the restaurant and enveloping her, same as Silica
4700Silica Gimmes: "Uh oh."
4701Richard Welkins: "Aw Hell not again."
4702Monte Miyamoto: "Oh no."
4703KÅlin Uzumaki: (Same as what happened with Silica)
4704Shinobu Hisakawa: (good thing I left plenty of endurance for myself oh wait I didn't)
4705a massive arm made of flesh jumps out of the black miasma as it aims towards the closest thing near it
4706agápi: "oouuuuaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
4707takes a guitar and absorbs it into it's body, creaking sounds coming from the beast as all of it's aims aim at you
4708Shinobu's turn
4709Richard Welkins: "Silica, I just want you to know when this transformation happened to you it wasn't this revolting."
4710Monte Miyamoto: "We might want to stay back."
4711Silica Gimmes: "T-thanks."
4712Shinobu Hisakawa: "So we gotta go through two of those in a row."
4713"Not sure if two at once would've been better or worse."
4714"Okay, let's see what this thing is gonna do."
4715(gonna defend for now)
4716Moe's turn
4717Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm, I'll poke a bit."
4718Monte Miyamoto Combat Commander
4719ATK (6) 6 6 1 1 4 6
4720DX 2
4721END 0
4722agápi: rolling 5d6
4723(
47244
4725+
47265
4727+
47284
4729+
47302
4731+
47326
4733)
4734= 21
4735(Armor 1)
4736Monte Miyamoto: (so 10 damage)
4737agápi the bullets stagger the beast as it slowly shambles towards you, absorbing the drums behind it
4738it keeps shambling towards you while the eyes move around
4739Silica's turn
4740Silica Gimmes: "Going to try something I've been experimenting on perfecting."
4741"It takes a while to do the incantation, though."
4742"So uh, Shinobu, please don't let her hit me."
4743Dick's turn
4744Silica Gimmes starts reciting the incantation.
4745Shinobu Hisakawa: "Right."
4746Monte Miyamoto: "It may be for the best if nobody touches her right now."
4747Richard Welkins: "Say no more."
4748Monte Miyamoto: "No guarantee we won't end up like the drums."
4749multiple runes start appearing around Silica as if anyone is able to read the magical runes, they all say "Magic Missile plus Magic Missile plus Magic missile"
4750Richard Welkins claps his hands together.
4751Mithridates steps out of a large whirling portal with a book in hand and puts it away as he finishes materializing. "Richard, you didn't explain anything last time you summoned me unexpectedly. Will this be the same?"
4752Richard Welkins: "Uhhhh, later. But you can't tell mom or dad."
4753Mithridates: "Oh?"
4754Mithridates looks towards the creature. "Suppose it's for the best they don't know you spend off time fighting things like this."
4755Mithridates puts a hand to the side of his head.
4756Mithridates:
4757Mithridates Mind War
4758ATK (5) 2 3 3 6 5
4759DX 3
4760END 10
4761Engages in a psychic duel of minds with the enemy.
4762
4763Will Attack, Effective (2)
4764agápi: rolling 2d6
4765(
47666
4767+
47681
4769)
4770= 7
4771(Lmao blocked)
4772Shinobu Hisakawa: (hey mom I spend afternoons saving my friends from an as of yet unidentified demonic entity)
4773the thoughts are too disarranged, too out of place, mixing and matching everywhere, it's like a puzzle
4774Shinobu's turn
4775Mithridates slightly tilts his head. "Familiar."
4776Silica Gimmes: (is it like a 25 piece jigsaw puzzle of an emoji)
4777Shinobu Hisakawa pulls out her gun to fire at the thing.
4778Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
4779(
47806
4781+
47825
4783+
47845
4785)
4786= 16
4787agápi: (Nah, it's professor Layton)
4788rolling 5d6
4789(
47901
4791+
47923
4793+
47943
4795+
47965
4797+
47983
4799)
4800= 15
4801Moe's turn
4802Shinobu Hisakawa: (all of 1)
4803(at DX 3)
4804agápi: (Oh my b)
4805(3 damage)
4806(Wait)
4807(Armor 1)
4808(2 damage)
4809(Anyway Moe's turn)
4810Monte Miyamoto holds up both hands and starts charging a ball of magic "Shooting Star!"
4811Monte Miyamoto:
4812Monte Miyamoto Shooting Star
4813ATK (6) 1 5 2 4 2 6
4814DX 4
4815END 10
4816Ranged, Effective 2
4817agápi: rolling 5d6
4818(
48192
4820+
48214
4822+
48233
4824+
48253
4826+
48276
4828)
4829= 18
4830the flesh monster absorbs it as it looks at you Shinobu and throws one of her monster tendrils towards her
4831agápi: rolling 5d6
4832(
48334
4834+
48353
4836+
48373
4838+
48396
4840+
48414
4842)
4843= 20
4844Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
4845(
48465
4847+
48486
4849+
48501
4851+
48526
4853)
4854= 18
4855(nope)
4856agápi: (Dodge or block)
4857(Cause dodge means it Hitting Silica)
4858Shinobu Hisakawa: (block then)
4859(bitch)
4860you harden yourself and block the hit, however, the flesh envelops your arms as it slowly starts to suck you in
4861Silica's turn
4862Shinobu Hisakawa: (doesn't succeeding mean that I prevented it from doing whatever it wanted to do)
4863agápi: (Yeah, you get no damage from the hit)
4864Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah but I get vored instead)
4865Silica Gimmes finishes the incantation.
4866Shinobu Hisakawa: (sick)
4867Silica Gimmes:
4868Silica Gimmes The Big Missile
4869ATK (8) 3 4 2 3 1 5 4 5
4870DX 5
4871END 25
4872Activation, Effective +2, Overwhelming
4873Shinobu Hisakawa: "Get this off of me!"
4874Silica, you launch a massive magic missile the size of like, a 10 year old kid. as it goes right into the best and takes out a chunk of flesh from it, making whatever was sucking Shinobu fall down
4875Shinobu Hisakawa: (why is a 10 year old kid a size reference)
4876Silica Gimmes: (it's kale)
4877(that's why ;))))))))))))))
4878Shinobu Hisakawa: (makes sense)
4879Mithridates: (owned)
4880agápi: (wooooow)
4881Monte Miyamoto: (dam, destroyed)
4882agápi starts screaming as it starts swinging it's fleshy appendages around like a mad man
4883agápi: (It now goes every turn)
4884(But it's defense is reduced)
4885DIck's turn
4886Silica Gimmes is breathing heavily, "I think... I pissed... her off."
4887agápi keeps screaming gutturally
4888agápi: (You wanna go after or before the monster)
4889Mithridates: (uh)
4890(I'll go first)
4891agápi: (go ahead then)
4892Richard Welkins grips his gun with both hands as he pours more magic into it than usual.
4893Richard Welkins:
4894Richard Welkins Dragon's Breath Shot
4895ATK (6) 1 5 3 4 2 3
4896DX 3
4897END 20
4898Continued Effect 2
4899(aw fuck you)
4900agápi: rolling 4d6
4901(
49026
4903+
49043
4905+
49061
4907+
49085
4909)
4910= 15
4911Richard Welkins: (roll20 suck my nuts)
4912agápi absorbs the bullet as it goes right back towards you
4913agápi: rolling 5d6
4914(
49155
4916+
49172
4918+
49195
4920+
49212
4922+
49236
4924)
4925= 20
4926Mithridates slashes his staff in the air in the direction of the beast.
4927Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
4928(
49296
4930+
49316
4932+
49333
4934+
49352
4936)
4937= 17
4938"Oh shi-"
4939Richard Welkins dives towards the ground
4940Mithridates:
4941Mithridates Telekinetic Mind Strike
4942ATK (5) 4 5 2 4 5
4943DX 4
4944END
4945Will Attack
4946agápi: rolling 2d6
4947(
49485
4949+
49503
4951)
4952= 8
4953Mithridates: (niggas don't got big brains)
4954you get into it's mind and damage it, however, the inside it's strange, disturbing. something unholy is inside there
4955agápi: (Armor dude gets stunned for one round)
4956Shinobu's turn
4957Shinobu Hisakawa: (I think I'm gonna head to bed)
4958agápi: (It's got like 18 HP left)
4959Mithridates: (epic lmao)
4960Shinobu Hisakawa: (so if you want you can do my turns on autopilot but don't do plot without me)
4961agápi: (All right then)
4962Moe's turn then
4963Richard Welkins: (don't worry, he'll be on discord for another hour or so though :^) )
4964agápi: (lmao yeah)
4965Monte Miyamoto: (hmmm)
4966(gonna have to go harder)
4967Monte Miyamoto charges up his magic shot with one finger this time, using his thumb to aim "Here goes nothing!"
4968Monte Miyamoto:
4969Monte Miyamoto Shooting Star
4970ATK (8) 5 4 2 3 1 3 5 1
4971DX 4
4972END 20
4973Ranged, Effective 2, Accurate 2
4974agápi: rolling 4d6
4975(
49761
4977+
49782
4979+
49805
4981+
49825
4983)
4984= 13
4985absorbs the hit and sends it right back at you
4986agápi: rolling 7d6
4987(
49883
4989+
49903
4991+
49926
4993+
49946
4995+
49963
4997+
49986
4999+
50004
5001)
5002= 31
5003Richard Welkins: (I guess I need to reword that attack, cause it's a telekinetic attack being thrown at them, not psychic attack)
5004agápi: (Oh so like a push?)
5005Richard Welkins: (or well it is a will attack)
5006(so I guess it does attack the mind in some way)
5007Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
5008(
50091
5010+
50111
5012+
50135
5014)
5015= 7
5016(ebin)
5017agápi: (Cause Will attack means battle in the center of the mind)
5018Richard Welkins: (goodnight moe)
5019agápi: (Half damage)
5020(As in take half of your total healthbar away)
5021you get thrown away by your own magic shot as the eyes start to look around everywhere
5022Silica Gimmes looks over, "You okay, Moe?"
5023agápi starts flinging it's appendages everywhere
5024agápi: rolling 5d6
5025(
50265
5027+
50286
5029+
50303
5031+
50323
5033+
50342
5035)
5036= 19
5037(To Richard and Shinobu)
5038Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
5039(
50405
5041+
50421
5043+
50442
5045+
50464
5047)
5048= 12
5049Monte Miyamoto: "Not sure..."
5050Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
5051(
50524
5053+
50542
5055+
50566
5057+
50584
5059)
5060= 16
5061Monte Miyamoto: "I think I'm still standing, but I can't really tell."
5062Richard Welkins rolls around on the ground.
5063Silica's turn
5064Silica Gimmes pops off an ice missile.
5065Silica Gimmes:
5066Silica Gimmes Ice Shard Missile
5067ATK (8) 2 6 5 1 1 1 6 6
5068DX 5
5069END 10
5070Effective +2
5071Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
5072(
50732
5074+
50753
5076+
50774
5078+
50793
5080)
5081= 12
5082agápi: (oops)
5083rolling 4d6
5084(
50853
5086+
50873
5088+
50895
5090+
50913
5092)
5093= 14
5094(RIP)
5095Silica Gimmes: (ok. praise the missile)
5096agápi starts to scream and shout until it explodes. showerting the restaurant in blood and flesh and leaving a naked Kolin standing before she falls to the ground. passed out
5097Richard Welkins taps Mithridates on the shoulder and he begins dissipating.
5098Silica Gimmes: (tits out or not)
5099Mithridates: "Awaiting the explanation."
5100Mithridates disappears.
5101KÅlin Uzumaki: (tits out, nipples in)
5102Richard Welkins: (LOL)
5103Silica Gimmes: (damn)
5104Monte Miyamoto: "Ow..."
5105Silica Gimmes goes red faced. "Uhhhhhhh, boys turn around."
5106Richard Welkins runs over to one of the tables. "Way ahead of you."
5107Richard Welkins grabs the tablecloth and pulls it off.
5108Silica Gimmes walks over and takes the tablecloth from Dick to hand to Kolin.
5109KÅlin Uzumaki: (She's passed out)
5110Silica Gimmes just kind of drapes it over her the best she can.
5111Silica Gimmes: "That's the best I can do."
5112Monte Miyamoto shakes his head a bit and stumbles before straightening back up "It's fine, my eyes were still spinning."
5113it's apparent how bigger her boobs are than yours
5114Silica Gimmes: (wow)
5115KÅlin Uzumaki: (That's just how it is)
5116Richard Welkins: (you didn't let me do the reference)
5117"Always wanted to do this."
5118Richard Welkins yanks the tablecloth off, everything but the decorative flowers falling over or breaking.
5119KÅlin Uzumaki: (Roll me dexterity :^) )
5120Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
5121(
51221
5123+
51243
5125+
51264
5127)
5128= 8
5129KÅlin Uzumaki: (Oh wait you auto failed)
5130Richard Welkins: (yeah dumpass)
5131(for the reference)
5132"And the flowers, are still standing!"
5133Serafina claps
5134Richard Welkins walks over to Kolin after Silica covers her.
5135Silica Gimmes bends down and pokes her face. "She's out cold."
5136Monte Miyamoto: "Well that's one...sort of."
5137Richard Welkins: "Hey uh Sera, is this similar to Silica?"
5138"Will we have to carry them back to your room?"
5139Serafina: "Ayup"
5140Richard Welkins: "Uuuuuhhhhhhh."
5141"Should we do that now?"
5142Serafina: "It'd be for the best yes"
5143"The sooner the better"
5144"Why?"
5145Richard Welkins: "Just wanting to make sure, didn't think just leaving her here would be the right choice."
5146Monte Miyamoto: "Not to mention might be risky."
5147Serafina: "She could get infected again if she wakes up in here again"
5148"So yeah, you shouldn't risk it"
5149Silica Gimmes tries budging her body to no avail.
5150Silica Gimmes: "Man, she's heavy."
5151Richard Welkins keeps his head up as he wraps the tablecloth around her more modestly.
5152Serafina: (Like 90 kg worth of weight)
5153(95 probably)
5154Monte Miyamoto: "It'll take me and Dick working together probably."
5155Richard Welkins: (nothing moe and I can't easily do)
5156"Mind lighting a candle Silica?"
5157Serafina lights a candle from a nearby table "Sure could"
5158Richard Welkins: (who said sera :^^^^^ )
5159Serafina: (oooh lmao I read wrong)
5160Richard Welkins shrugs. "Works too."
5161Richard Welkins: (shinobu is here too actually so there's no way we can't carry her lmao)
5162Monte Miyamoto: (it's true)
5163Serafina: (Yeah but she wants to see Moe sweat it off)
5164Richard Welkins: (tru)
5165Serafina: (Wait no, he's carrying a big titty oni, he might get addicted to the smell)
5166(Can't risk it)
5167Richard Welkins: (wrong oni twin)
5168Serafina: (Both have an intoxicating musk)
5169Richard Welkins: (but so do we)
5170Shinobu Hisakawa just lifts Kolin and gives a thumbs up
5171Shinobu Hisakawa: "I got it"
5172Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, thanks."
5173Silica Gimmes: (so hop through the portal and call it i guess)
5174Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
5175Shinobu Hisakawa you hop trough the portal and into the crimson hall
5176you hop trough the portal and into the crimson hall
5177Kale (GM): didya rike it
5178Kawaii: I'm alright
5179Godot: rolling 1d11
5180(
51815
5182)
5183= 5
5184Jazz: oof
5185Godot: the dice say it was okay
5186Kale (GM): also
5187one of the boys definetely saw a nipple
5188Godot: thought they were innies
5189how did they see them
5190Kale (GM): aureola then
5191Godot: depends on how thin the tabelcloth was ;))))))))
5192Jazz: making it sound like that's a big deal nigga I felt em against my chest
5193Kawaii: rolling 1d11
5194(
51956
5196)
5197= 6
5198Kale (GM): uuuuh
5199Jazz: pajamas + cuddling + puffy nips
5200Kale (GM): rolling 1d2
5201(
52021
5203)
5204= 1
5205thin tablecloth
5206Godot: we all saw them
5207nice
5208Jazz: extra jelly silica
5209Kale (GM): ultra jealous
5210Kawaii: how will silica ever recover
5211Kale (GM): she won't
5212Godot: she can't
5213Kale (GM): cause her boobs will never grow
5214Godot: physically unable to
5215forever a booblet
5216Jazz: aliyah was a booblet and look at her
5217Kale (GM): yeah but she has the hip game on point
5218what does Silica have
5219Jazz: chestlets can make it
5220Kale (GM): no boob no butt
5221absolutely PLAIN
5222Godot: ye
5223Kawaii: D O
5224S Q U A T S
5225Jazz: wait
5226now that i've seen her silhouette barely obscured
5227do i have to marry her
5228kale says yes
5229welp
5230Kawaii: welp
5231but wait
5232we both saw
5233Jazz: but
5234we shared a bed previous
5235so more precedent
5236Kawaii: hmmmmmmmmmm
5237but that means the competition for Moe just got more heated
5238Jazz: ?
5239oh
5240thought you mean the competition to get moe
5241now I get it
5242Kawaii: I mean it in a few ways
5243if Dick ends up taken, it becomes a mad dash to get Moe
5244but on top of that, the pressure goes up for him too
5245Jazz: tru
5246Kawaii: and the decision making process there gets harder too
5247because if you think about it
5248there's Halfrid, Shinobu, and Eve who all potentially desire to communicate with fluffy ears and tail
5249Jazz: quick disclaimer
5250richard might try to kick your ass if you go for his sister
5251Kawaii: he wouldn't do it without his bro's and her father's consent of course
5252that's only proper
5253Jazz: that's what the spar is for
5254I also just got massively vindicated cause you mentioned eve
5255Kawaii: ?
5256Jazz: kale was being a dumpass earlier and claiming richard would fuck anything even his bro's sister
5257and that you didn't see eve on moe's list of potential partners
5258now I got em
5259Kawaii: lmao
5260>mfw Kale doesn't believe me when I say the field is still so open that even Silica is included as a consideration
5261Jazz: he doesn't get it
5262Kawaii: what's there not to get?
5263Jazz: free shrugs
5264Kawaii: I don't get it
5265what part doesn't he get?
5266Jazz: just low iq
5267verbatim
5268"you say you protect your sister from any men wanting her yet also want to fuck your bro's big sister. YOU ARE GAY"
5269note: nowhere was it made apparent or said that richard would fuck hana or is that even in consideration beyound her being in the field
5270Kawaii: nobody wants their sister getting fucked by another man
5271but if it has to happen
5272Jazz: he completely agreed with it later which made it even better
5273Kawaii: you'd probably rather it be your best friend who you have built a mutual trust with
5274Jazz: "and you're still not looking at it from a brother's perspective
5275"
5276"oh no I understand that I'd do the same"
5277"doesn't stop you from being ultra gay"
5278didn't realize he called himself ultra gay in 10 seconds
5279Kawaii: Ryosuke_drinking_coffee.gif
5280Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
5281(
52827
5283)
5284= 7
5285rolling 4d20
5286(
528710
5288+
528913
5290+
529120
5292+
529318
5294)
5295= 61
5296Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
5297(
529810
5299+
53004
5301+
530216
5303+
530410
5305)
5306= 40
5307rolling d420
5308(
5309277
5310)
5311= 277
5312(check em)
5313Kale (GM): rolling d420
5314(
5315340
5316)
5317= 340
5318rolling 4d20
5319(
532020
5321+
53229
5323+
53241
5325+
532613
5327)
5328= 43
5329Silica Gimmes: rolling 4d20
5330(
533120
5332+
53331
5334+
533517
5336+
53375
5338)
5339= 43
5340rolling d420
5341(
5342228
5343)
5344= 228
5345Kale (GM): Sax?
5346Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
5347(
5348325
5349)
5350= 325
5351rolling 4d20!
5352(
535312
5354+
53559
5356+
53573
5358+
535915
5360)
5361= 39
5362you arrive to the Crimson Hall. as Shinobu places Kolin on a couch, covered in a tablecloth
5363Shinobu Hisakawa: "So, if we bring her back to her body, can she help us with Halfrid?"
5364"I'm thinking we'd have an easier time talking to her with Kolin to back us up."
5365Richard Welkins: "Wouldn't bringing her back risk her getting cursed again?"
5366Serafina walks up to them "I'll need some time"
5367Serafina: "But I think I can make it so she can get back. I'll need a day however"
5368Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hmm."
5369"We could use that day to make sure Halfrid is safe on the outside."
5370Serafina: "It's a good idea"
5371"In the meantime, let's see what I can do for the miss here"
5372Richard Welkins: "You got uh, anything for her to wear."
5373Serafina looks at Kolin "Nope"
5374Serafina: "Too big"
5375"In...all aspects"
5376Shinobu Hisakawa: "I thought you can make stuff by using money."
5377Richard Welkins scratches his head. "Can we pay you?"
5378Serafina: "Well if you pay me. then yeah"
5379Monte Miyamoto sighs "It'd be preferable to leaving her naked."
5380Serafina: "I can do sew something"
5381Richard Welkins looks deadpan. "Why didn't you just say that?"
5382Serafina: "Well if I start saying I'll do it for a price. that doesn't look that great"
5383Silica Gimmes: "But you'll do it as long as we broach the subject?"
5384Serafina takes a measurement tape and removes the tablecloth "Just let me take the measurements"
5385Monte Miyamoto looks away "Sure."
5386Richard Welkins turns away. "Geez say something beforehand could ya?"
5387Serafina: "How come people are okay seeing naked women on the internet and in paintings but if they see one in real life everyone starts averting their eyes?"
5388Shinobu Hisakawa: "I dunno, cause she's their friend and they respect her?"
5389Serafina: "The woman body is very respectable"
5390Shinobu Hisakawa: "I dunno about you, but I wouldn't want anyone looking at me naked while I'm out cold
5391Monte Miyamoto: "What makes you think I'm okay with casually seeing people naked?"
5392Richard Welkins: "You're equating completely different things right now?"
5393"That's why?"
5394Serafina closes her eyes and raises a finger "Penelope told me it's because all guys are pervs. so they gotta stop themselves from thinking dirty things"
5395Silica Gimmes nods. "I taught her well."
5396Serafina finishes the measurements as she's looks at her cup size "...what's after D cup?"
5397Richard Welkins: "......."
5398Monte Miyamoto: "..."
5399Richard Welkins: "Do you....know the alphabet?"
5400Shinobu Hisakawa: (no)
5401"Take a guess."
5402Serafina: "Well I haven't heard E cup"
5403"Tought it only went to D"
5404Monte Miyamoto: "It goes up as far as it has to."
5405Richard Welkins: "That's an uncomfortable thought."
5406Silica Gimmes: "How big would Z even be?"
5407Silica Gimmes tries stretching her arms out to imagine.
5408Serafina: (Silica dreaming big)
5409Serafina takes a calculator and starts placing prices "Cheapest I can do is 20 gold, and that'll net you the bare minimum"
5410Richard Welkins: (dreams they may only be)
5411Shinobu Hisakawa: (she gotta settle for washboard though)
5412Serafina: "Covering the essentials"
5413Richard Welkins: (cruel cruel fate)
5414Shinobu Hisakawa: "So what, underwear?"
5415Serafina: "Now for 50 gold I can do something modest"
5416"Y'know, pants, a shirt"
5417"Underwear"
5418Shinobu Hisakawa: "We'll pay, just give her proper clothes."
5419Richard Welkins: "We want her actually dressed."
5420Serafina: "50 gold then"
5421Richard Welkins pulls out his coins.
5422Monte Miyamoto: "Well how much did we just make?"
5423Shinobu Hisakawa: (good question)
5424(where's the shekels
5425Serafina: rolling 2d10
5426(
542710
5428+
54292
5430)
5431= 12
5432(boss fight gained you 12 shekels)
5433Shinobu Hisakawa: (and all the other niggas we fought?)
5434Richard Welkins: (there was more earlier)
5435Serafina: (I already measured the shekels from before)
5436Silica Gimmes: (then i contribute 12)
5437Richard Welkins: (yeah he rolled earlier)
5438Shinobu Hisakawa: (which was how much)
5439Richard Welkins: (it's gonna close to 50 I think)
5440(all added up)
5441Serafina: (Let's estimate to 40)
5442Richard Welkins: (nope)
5443Serafina uses her magic to make a pair of jeans and a shirt that says "I went to the crimson hall and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
5444Richard Welkins: (31, 14, and 12)
5445Serafina: (57 then)
5446Serafina pulls out some underwear as well
5447Richard Welkins: "Done yet?"
5448Shinobu Hisakawa: (what about her hair)
5449Serafina: (What about her hair)
5450Richard Welkins: (is it still a goddamn pomp)
5451Shinobu Hisakawa: (can't just leave it a mess)
5452Serafina: (nobe)
5453(Just regular unbrushed hair)
5454Richard Welkins: (cracks knuckles)
5455Serafina holds out one of those little clasps that you use to make ponytails
5456Richard Welkins: (a hairband)
5457Serafina: (yeah that)
5458"Done"
5459Shinobu Hisakawa: (bravo)
5460Serafina: "best I can do"
5461Monte Miyamoto: "Well it's better than literally nothing."
5462Richard Welkins: "Much better."
5463Shinobu Hisakawa: "What now?"
5464Serafina puts the clothes on top of the tablecloth "We wait for her to wake up"
5465Serafina: "Want a coffee?"
5466Shinobu Hisakawa: (what clothes)
5467Serafina: (The shirt and jeans)
5468(And underwear)
5469Shinobu Hisakawa: (on top of the tablecloth?)
5470Serafina: (unless you're dressing her up)
5471Richard Welkins: (aw what the fuck I thought she did)
5472Silica Gimmes: (so she's now just laying there, nude)
5473Shinobu Hisakawa: (I thought she dressed her up)
5474Silica Gimmes: (lmao)
5475Serafina: (She's laying there covered in the tablecloth)
5476(And the clothes on top of her)
5477Richard Welkins: (but she took it off)
5478Serafina: (And put it back on)
5479Shinobu Hisakawa: "We should, uh, dress her up."
5480Silica Gimmes: (i hope she turns in her sleep)
5481Richard Welkins: (you would you yuri and yaoi loving fuck)
5482Silica Gimmes: (wooooooooooooow)
5483Serafina: (Silica jealous of her boobs AND butt)
5484(How shameless)
5485Shinobu Hisakawa: (silica can't help dressing her up because she'd violate her)
5486Richard Welkins: "Well uh..."
5487"Don't look at us."
5488Monte Miyamoto: "Our hands are tied."
5489Serafina: "I don't think I'm able to dress her up"
5490"Too big"
5491Silica Gimmes: "Oh, I know!"
5492Shinobu Hisakawa: "Wasn't there a locker room in the gym?"
5493Silica Gimmes yells, "Penelope! Come help!"
5494Penelope runs towards you "Y-yes boss! what do you need! anything you want"
5495Silica Gimmes: "Dress that woman!"
5496Penelope bows "My sword and shield are forever at your service!"
5497Penelope: "What"
5498Silica Gimmes points to the sleeping ogre.
5499Penelope: "oh"
5500Shinobu Hisakawa: (racist)
5501Penelope looks at her and measures herself
5502Shinobu Hisakawa sighs, and picks Kolin up along with the tablecloth and clothes. "At this rate she's going to wake up naked in the middle of this crowd."
5503KÅlin Uzumaki yawns loudly
5504KÅlin Uzumaki opens one eye looking at you then at everyone
5505KÅlin Uzumaki: "...hrrrrm..."
5506Richard Welkins: "Please be a mid-sleep yawn please be a mid-sleep yawn please be a mid-sleep yawn."
5507KÅlin Uzumaki goes back to sleep
5508KÅlin Uzumaki starts to snore
5509Richard Welkins sighs in relief.
5510now comes the snore of a thousand suns
5511Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Yeah, I'll go help her with it."
5512Shinobu Hisakawa carries her off somewhere she can get her dressed.
5513Monte Miyamoto: "Thank you."
5514Penelope: "a-are her breasts crushing her wind pipe or something?"
5515"It's like something died inside there"
5516Richard Welkins: "No that's uh....normal."
5517Penelope: "No, it's not"
5518As Shinobu takes her to the locker rooms. you can still hear the snores
5519Richard Welkins: "Don't know what to tell you."
5520"Just how she snores."
5521inside the locker room. Shinobu, you're dressing Kolin
5522Silica Gimmes: "Does she have a soundproof room?"
5523KÅlin Uzumaki starts to slide off to the side
5524KÅlin Uzumaki wakes up suddenly from the small fall
5525KÅlin Uzumaki: "Woah...woah..."
5526Monte Miyamoto: "I think I'd go deaf, sleeping in the same house."
5527Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Oh, hey."
5528Richard Welkins: "I didn't know until recently, our rooms aren't really close to each other."
5529KÅlin Uzumaki looks at you for a few seconds
5530KÅlin Uzumaki: "where am I"
5531Shinobu Hisakawa: "...That's a long story."
5532"But the short of it is, you were in trouble and we got you out of it."
5533KÅlin Uzumaki: "....Did I got robbed?"
5534"Are my organs intact"
5535Shinobu Hisakawa: "More like possessed."
5536KÅlin Uzumaki: "oh god am I still a virgi-"
5537"Wait what?"
5538Monte Miyamoto: "I think she woke up."
5539Shinobu Hisakawa: "Calm down, it's not that kind of trouble."
5540"Moe and Dick are outside, they can help me explain."
5541KÅlin Uzumaki peeks her head from outside the locker room and looks at you
5542everyone you see Kolin's head peeking from the locker rooms
5543Richard Welkins gives a small wave.
5544Shinobu Hisakawa: "Finish getting dressed first."
5545KÅlin Uzumaki slinks back as she puts the jeans
5546KÅlin Uzumaki looks at the shirt for a while
5547KÅlin Uzumaki looks back at Shinobu with a raised eyebrow
5548Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah, that's part of the long story."
5549KÅlin Uzumaki puts on the shirt as she walks out
5550Shinobu Hisakawa follows her out.
5551KÅlin Uzumaki looks at all of you
5552KÅlin Uzumaki: "....what's going on"
5553Richard Welkins: (AND I SAID HEY)
5554Silica Gimmes: "Super spooky demonic shit."
5555Richard Welkins: "Remember hearing about the rise in suicides on the news?"
5556Monte Miyamoto: "Some sort of evil magic is causing it."
5557KÅlin Uzumaki: "..."
5558"Y-yeah I think I'm starting to remember it"
5559KÅlin Uzumaki memories start to slowly come back before she looks at Richard straight in the eyes
5560KÅlin Uzumaki: "I think I'm remembering a lot now"
5561Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oh yeah, he was saying something earlier..."
5562Richard Welkins tilts his head before the realization hits.
5563KÅlin Uzumaki cracks her knuckles
5564KÅlin Uzumaki: "Oh yeah, you were about to say something earlier weren't you?"
5565Richard Welkins eyes dart around for a moment before scrambling over the couch trying to get away. "Nope never!"
5566KÅlin Uzumaki: "That's what I thought"
5567Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Well, whatever it was."
5568"There's still a problem."
5569"We got you out, but your sister is still in there."
5570KÅlin Uzumaki looks at Shinobu "O-oh man"
5571Shinobu Hisakawa: "I'm not sure if I got it right, but the way it works, your soul is stolen from the body and is put into some sort of dream world based on your wishes."
5572"So Halfrid is still there."
5573"Meanwhile her body is in some hospital, I think."
5574Richard Welkins peeks his head over the couch. "And with a little help from our friend Sera here we were hoping you'd be an asset in freeing Halfrid from it."
5575KÅlin Uzumaki glares at Richard
5576Richard Welkins zips his lips again. "They all know I didn't say anything."
5577KÅlin Uzumaki: "You were about to"
5578Richard Welkins: "Nope."
5579Silica Gimmes: "I wish I knew what it was."
5580Monte Miyamoto looks at Kolin "I didn't want to have to go here, but I'm pretty sure you already hit me and Silica more than enough."
5581Richard Welkins: "You really wanna go through this rigamaroo."
5582KÅlin Uzumaki squints her eyes at Richard
5583Shinobu Hisakawa: "We didn't hear anything, okay?"
5584KÅlin Uzumaki: "I'll help you guys out"
5585"If only to save my sister"
5586Shinobu Hisakawa: (brb)
5587Richard Welkins puts his hands in the air. "It was just some taunting to save you come on."
5588KÅlin Uzumaki: "Uh huh"
5589KÅlin Uzumaki crosses her arms "So what do we do now?"
5590Richard Welkins: "We can't immediately go back, cause you'd run the risk of being cursed again."
5591"Sera said she could help with that though."
5592Richard Welkins points towards the candle girl.
5593Serafina: "Hello~! it's me Serafina~! the Candle guardian of everything nice and cool~!"
5594Serafina strikes a pose "At your service!"
5595Serafina winks
5596Richard Welkins: "Shouldn't it be nice and warm?"
5597Serafina gasps
5598Serafina: "You're right"
5599"how could I've not seen it before"
5600Richard Welkins: "That's why they pay me the big bucks."
5601Teo currently feels proud of his son at this very moment
5602Shinobu Hisakawa: (bag)
5603Silica Gimmes: "No one's paying you, though."
5604KÅlin Uzumaki: "I see"
5605KÅlin Uzumaki bows "Thank you for saving my life "Ms. Serafina"
5606KÅlin Uzumaki: "And thank you all for doing the same"
5607"Even if the methods weren't optimal"
5608KÅlin Uzumaki looks at at Richard a third time
5609Shinobu Hisakawa: (just go consummate already)
5610Monte Miyamoto: "There's only so much we can do without tricks like that, you know."
5611KÅlin Uzumaki: (After marriage)
5612Richard Welkins: (do you know what consummate means)
5613Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
5614(they can do a fast track marriage)
5615KÅlin Uzumaki: (ye)
5616(Too bad)
5617(Kolin currently has the internal desire to hatefuck Richard right now)
5618"I'll let Ms. Serafina take care of the procedure for tomorrow"
5619"However. I hope you all shall teach me how to traverse that strange landscape"
5620Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah, sure."
5621Richard Welkins: "Hold up though."
5622"Won't the people in the tower still recognize her?"
5623"Giving us an easy pass to Halfrid?"
5624Shinobu Hisakawa looks at Serafina
5625Serafina: "Yes, they will"
5626Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hmm."
5627Serafina: "But I guess a certain modicum of acting would be necessary"
5628"The Kolin in there was much different that the Kolin we have in front"
5629KÅlin Uzumaki: "I apologize for that"
5630Richard Welkins: "Yeah, that's true."
5631Shinobu Hisakawa: "Just as long as she doesn't hit anyone again."
5632KÅlin Uzumaki: "Sorry for that again"
5633"Should I pay for the hospital bill?"
5634Shinobu Hisakawa: "No need. It's not the real world, so it's not real injuries."
5635"They still hurt, though."
5636KÅlin Uzumaki: "I see"
5637Monte Miyamoto nods "We'll get over it."
5638KÅlin Uzumaki: "Still, there's some way I can repay you"
5639Shinobu Hisakawa: "For now we should get outside and bring Halfrid somewhere we can keep an eye on her."
5640"Until tomorrow."
5641KÅlin Uzumaki: "Isn't the Hospital enough?"
5642Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, we don't even know which hospital it is."
5643"And her arms are bound to draw attention, right?"
5644KÅlin Uzumaki: "True"
5645Monte Miyamoto: "So we leave until tomorrow then?"
5646Serafina: "There's still enough safe days"
5647"We have 4 days left now"
5648Serafina opens a portal outside as she bows "Please stay safe"
5649KÅlin Uzumaki nods
5650Shinobu Hisakawa: (safe days you say)
5651Monte Miyamoto: (oh no)
5652Richard Welkins waves as he leaves.
5653you all leave as you return back tot he places where you entered into the world in the first place
5654Shinobu Hisakawa: (don't remember where that was)
5655KÅlin Uzumaki: (Your dorms probably)
5656KÅlin Uzumaki as soon as you get home, Kolin bonks you in the head
5657KÅlin Uzumaki: "That's my revenge"
5658KÅlin Uzumaki looks at Richard pouting
5659Richard Welkins: "Okay, that was deserved I'll admit."
5660Richard Welkins rubs his head
5661KÅlin Uzumaki: "I'll go order something to eat"
5662meanwhile, Shinobu and Silica land safely in their dorms as it seems it's raining outside
5663Shinobu Hisakawa: "Is it still the same day?"
5664Silica Gimmes speaks from her bed. "Yeah, I think so."
5665Silica Gimmes: "I hope her sister is easier to calm down."
5666Shinobu Hisakawa: "I would hope so, since we got Kolin with us now and all."
5667Silica Gimmes: "What if that just pisses her off more, though?"
5668Shinobu Hisakawa: "Maybe, but then we got one more person to fight."
5669Silica Gimmes: "True, true."
5670Shinobu Hisakawa: (I assumed silica wouldn't worry about such trifles and ask about kolin's boobs instead)
5671KÅlin Uzumaki: (Well fuck, extra early mass today)
5672(I'm gonna have to wrap it up after this one)
5673Shinobu Hisakawa: (isn't mass always at set hours)
5674KÅlin Uzumaki: (Nope, this one is at some other church)
5675(Cause my grandma went to some spiritual retreat)
5676(And they have mass at like 4:30 or 5:00 or some shit)
5677(And we gotta go join her in doing that)
5678(Guess I'll wrap it up after this)
5679Shinobu Hisakawa: "But I think it can only help."
5680Silica Gimmes: (so uh, we done?)
5681KÅlin Uzumaki: (Yeah)
5682Kale (GM): how was it
5683Jazz: rolling 4d6
5684(
56855
5686+
56875
5688+
56891
5690+
56916
5692)
5693= 17
569410/10 ok
5695Kawaii: rolling 1d11
5696(
569711
5698)
5699= 11
5700Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
5701(
57022
5703+
57046
5705+
57061
5707+
57083
5709)
5710= 12
5711(6/10)
5712Kawaii: 11/10
5713Kale (GM): ok
5714Silica Gimmes: rolling 1d11
5715(
57164
5717)
5718= 4
5719Godot: not very good
5720try harder
5721Kale (GM): I agree
5722Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
5723(
57247
5725+
57264
5727+
57282
5729+
57301
5731)
5732= 14
5733rolling d420
5734(
573518
5736)
5737= 18
5738(me oh my)
5739Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
5740(
574112
5742+
574319
5744+
574510
5746+
574717
5748)
5749= 58
5750rolling d420
5751(
575287
5753)
5754= 87
5755you get back home as you're eating silently some takeout
5756KÅlin Uzumaki has a frown as she eats
5757Richard Welkins pauses from his eating. "Something the matter?"
5758KÅlin Uzumaki squints her eyes "I still haven't forgiven you"
5759Richard Welkins: "If it isn't about this whole curse thing I mean."
5760Richard Welkins sighs. "Really?
5761KÅlin Uzumaki: "Yeah"
5762"You said the first time you would keep your mouth shut and you didn't"
5763"How am I gonna trust you now?"
5764Richard Welkins takes a deep breath. "Okay, first, I'd have preferred if we could've talked you out of that state in the first place, but you were bludgeoning Silica and Moe's heads like watermelons."
5765Richard Welkins: "And I didn't actually say anything, I only alluded to something to get you off guard enough for Shinobu to land a good hit."
5766"It wasn't a good thing, or really the right thing, but we weren't exactly in a normal situation. And as Moe said earlier, sometimes we'll have to not play fair if we want to save someone we care about."
5767KÅlin Uzumaki: "That's very nice and all but you're missing the fact that you haven't formally apologized"
5768Richard Welkins stands up and bows. "I'm extremely sorry for going back on my word to keep that a secret, and I ask for your forgiveness although I know these words aren't sufficient recompense for damages done."
5769KÅlin Uzumaki sighs "better"
5770Richard Welkins stays in his bow.
5771KÅlin Uzumaki: "Hmmmmm"
5772KÅlin Uzumaki puts one leg on top of another "And you must call me Madame for the entirety of today"
5773Richard Welkins: "Okay...madame."
5774KÅlin Uzumaki: "And you have to do everything I say for today"
5775Richard Welkins nods.
5776KÅlin Uzumaki: "...."
5777KÅlin Uzumaki has a wry smile "For my first command..."
5778KÅlin Uzumaki: "Feed me and bring me a drink"
5779Richard Welkins: "What would you like to drink?"
5780KÅlin Uzumaki: "A soda"
5781Richard Welkins straightens himself out and brings a can from the fridge to her.
5782Richard Welkins grabs a chair on the way back and drags it next to hers.
5783Richard Welkins cracks it open and sets it next to her food before grabbing her fork
5784KÅlin Uzumaki gets mildly red
5785Richard Welkins begins delicately picking up the food and guiding it to her face.
5786you end up feeding Kolin, It's kinda akward but it's also kinda fun
5787cleans herself as she has a proper red face
5788KÅlin Uzumaki cleans herself as she has a proper red face
5789Richard Welkins looks her directly in the eyes and smiles warmly with a hint of smugness. "I hope everything was to your liking madame."
5790KÅlin Uzumaki: "Y-yes of course"
5791Richard Welkins picks up the dishes and takes them over to the sink
5792Richard Welkins: "What else do you request of me?"
5793"I am at your service."
5794KÅlin Uzumaki scratches her chin "H-how about a massage!"
5795Richard Welkins: (cracks knuckles)
5796Richard Welkins gives a slight bow. "Lay down wherever you feel comfortable."
5797KÅlin Uzumaki: "U-u-uh"
5798(Now)
5799(Couch or bed)
5800(:^) )
5801Richard Welkins: (up2her)
5802KÅlin Uzumaki: (Bed is too risky)
5803Richard Welkins: (flip a coin)
5804KÅlin Uzumaki: (Might be too soft)
5805Richard Welkins: (they definitely have a soft and comfy couch though)
5806KÅlin Uzumaki: (Activate her latent Oni raping powers)
5807(Yeah but not as soft as the bed)
5808(And not as private)
5809"V-very well"
5810KÅlin Uzumaki lays down on the couch
5811Richard Welkins: (who else is in the room)
5812KÅlin Uzumaki: (yeah she's invinting a boy to her room again)
5813Richard Welkins: (also you're gravely mistaken)
5814KÅlin Uzumaki: (To rub her back)
5815Richard Welkins: (as to who is getting raped)
5816"Would you like to listen to some music?"
5817KÅlin Uzumaki: "U-um, your choice"
5818Richard Welkins walks over to a nearby radio and tunes it a bit before turning it up.
5819Richard Welkins: (this music comes on obviously :^) )
5820KÅlin Uzumaki: (of course)
5821Richard Welkins removes his gloves and shoves them in his jacket pockets.
5822Richard Welkins hangs his jacket on the back of the couch as he holds a hairband in his mouth and begins gathering all his hair into one ponytail.
5823KÅlin Uzumaki: (Not wanting his hair to gently caress Kolin's back)
5824(smh)
5825Richard Welkins: (someone doesn't understand escalation)
5826(also t. "Activate her latent Oni raping powers" man)
5827Richard Welkins kicks off his shoes before climbing on the couch and straddling her lower back.
5828KÅlin Uzumaki is already shivering
5829Richard Welkins gently places his hands around her shoulders and lays his thumbs on her back.
5830KÅlin Uzumaki: (This is the closest Kolin is getting to sex until they're married)
5831(What a shame)
5832Richard Welkins: (says who)
5833(to getting married)
5834( :^) )
5835KÅlin Uzumaki: (Cuddles a woman and doesn't marry her)
5836(Ultra gay tbh)
5837Richard Welkins: (I'm just not arbitrating on it one way or the other)
5838(the bowl is far from over)
5839KÅlin Uzumaki: (Give me an agility roll)
5840Richard Welkins leans forward causing his bangs to fall out of the loosely tied hairband and sweep against her back. "Speak up when you feel something that needs concentrating on."
5841KÅlin Uzumaki: "Y-y-yeah sure"
5842Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
5843(
58445
5845+
58461
5847+
58481
5849+
58502
5851)
5852= 9
5853(snake eyes baby)
5854it's a good massage
5855Richard Welkins: (but how do I access all of her back)
5856KÅlin Uzumaki: (What)
5857Richard Welkins: (I assume she is clothed and not naked)
5858KÅlin Uzumaki: (Don't you think that's too risky)
5859(Calm your penis boy)
5860Richard Welkins: (is she unironically getting a massage through her clothes)
5861KÅlin Uzumaki: (Yeah cause this ain't a proffessional massage)
5862(And showing your naked back and sideboob to a friend is a big step)
5863Richard Welkins: (she's more comfortable with a random man rubbing his hands up and down her back than an old friend)
5864(who said anything about her undressing)
5865(hands under the shirt)
5866KÅlin Uzumaki: (Ah)
5867Richard Welkins: (dumparse)
5868KÅlin Uzumaki: (You did say naked)
5869(But go ahead)
5870Richard Welkins: (at the fact you were questioning)
5871(the only undressing she gets is by that group of nigs when she ddr's)
5872Richard Welkins stops for a moment and leans forward again. "How do I say...it would be a fair bit easier and more effective if your shirt wasn't in the way."
5873Richard Welkins leans back up and rests his hands at the edge of shirt. “Just thought I’d ask if you wouldn’t mind.â€
5874KÅlin Uzumaki: "I-I-I-I-I m-m-mean"
5875"D-don't get any ideas though!"
5876Richard Welkins slips his hands underneath the shirt and goes back to massaging her lower back. "Of what?"
5877KÅlin Uzumaki: "O-o-of nothing"
5878Richard Welkins: "Okay then, I'll make sure not to get any ideas of nothing."
5879her skin is very soft and nice to touch
5880Richard Welkins slowly glides his hands back up towards her shoulders as he works out any kinks.
5881Richard Welkins: "You know."
5882KÅlin Uzumaki: "h-hmmm?"
5883Richard Welkins: "I don't necessarily have to be your indentured servant if you want a massage at some time."
5884"Of course then it wouldn't be for free."
5885KÅlin Uzumaki: "R-right"
5886"W-well I'll keep it in mind"
5887Richard Welkins: "Don't worry though, I'd only ask the same be done in kind."
5888"I can't tell you the last time I've had my back properly worked on."
5889KÅlin Uzumaki: "I-I see"
5890"Well I'll try my best if that situation arises"
5891Richard Welkins: "Thanks"
5892the massage keeps up as Kolin gets more relaxed about it
5893Richard Welkins: (loving every second of digging his fingers into the sides of a soft oni)
5894KÅlin Uzumaki: (Who wouldn't)
5895Richard Welkins: (gays)
5896KÅlin Uzumaki: (Gays aren't real)
5897Richard Welkins: (oh yeah)
5898KÅlin Uzumaki: (and if they were, nobody's THAT gay)
5899Richard Welkins: "Has anyone ever told you how smooth and soft your skin is?"
5900KÅlin Uzumaki: "No they haven't"
5901"Thank you for noticing"
5902"I use a lot of skin care products"
5903Richard Welkins: "Readily apparent if you ask me."
5904KÅlin Uzumaki: "Well, if they notice, they don't say it"
5905Richard Welkins chuckles. "I assume you don't just let anyone give you a massage though."
5906KÅlin Uzumaki: "Of course not"
5907"Shouldn't you be thankful that you're able to massage me?"
5908KÅlin Uzumaki gives a smug smile
5909Richard Welkins: "I am though."
5910Richard Welkins leans his head close to hers. "They're missing out."
5911KÅlin Uzumaki: "Y-yeah"
5912(How hard does Richard want to pound the Oni)
5913Richard Welkins: (0)
5914KÅlin Uzumaki: (Nigga is seducing her by just existing then)
5915Richard Welkins: (that's how it works)
5916(it's the welkins curse)
5917(then again you mentioned her intoxicating aroma
5918(by all means, this should be a bad situation)
5919(and they're doing their best)
5920KÅlin Uzumaki: (Expenisve perfume + sweat)
5921Richard Welkins: (don't forget her body wash and shampoo obv)
5922KÅlin Uzumaki: (Of course)
5923after a while she turns around and stretches "That was pretty nice, thanks"
5924Richard Welkins: (she realizes I'm still on her right)
5925KÅlin Uzumaki: (After the massage is done obviously)
5926Richard Welkins: (didn't make that apparent)
5927(made it sound like she just turned over while he was still sitting on her)
5928KÅlin Uzumaki: (Onto the next course)
5929(Locks him in place with her legs)
5930Richard Welkins: (time to reduce the risk of breast cancer)
5931"No thanks needed, it's my obligation."
5932KÅlin Uzumaki: "I'll tell you if I need anything else"
5933KÅlin Uzumaki stands up
5934Richard Welkins nods.
5935after a while, Kolin calls you over
5936KÅlin Uzumaki: "H-hey Richard"
5937"Could you come to my room?"
5938Richard Welkins heads over.
5939Richard Welkins: "Yes?"
5940you enter the room to see Kolin in her PJ's and sitting in the bed
5941KÅlin Uzumaki looks shy as she pats the bed
5942Richard Welkins sits down beside her.
5943Richard Welkins: "Something on your mind?"
5944KÅlin Uzumaki: "N-no"
5945"J-just y'know"
5946KÅlin Uzumaki hugs you and takes you down into the bed for cuddling
5947KÅlin Uzumaki is red as she holds you thight
5948Richard Welkins: (thight)
5949(bravo for coming up with a new word for soft leg locking)
5950KÅlin Uzumaki: (Did you clap)
5951Richard Welkins: (yeah)
5952Richard Welkins holds in his laughter.
5953KÅlin Uzumaki: "D-d-don't laugh at me"
5954Richard Welkins: "I'm not I'm not."
5955"It is funny though."
5956"In an ironic way."
5957(good thing he was already dressed for this from earlier)
5958KÅlin Uzumaki: (In his own PJs)
5959Richard Welkins: (lmao he got in pj's before coming over)
5960(he knew)
5961KÅlin Uzumaki: (What are the PJs like)
5962(Does he just sleeps in boxers)
5963Richard Welkins: (that sounds very risky)
5964(he's got some pajama pants on ofc)
5965KÅlin Uzumaki: (just the pajama pants though)
5966(completely shirtless)
5967Richard Welkins: (affirmative)
5968KÅlin Uzumaki: "How is it ironic?"
5969Richard Welkins: "That your final request of the day be this."
5970"Considering alluding to it is the reason for it all."
5971KÅlin Uzumaki: "Well..."
5972"I-I-I'm still a scared about my sis..."
5973"B-but worrying about it is just gonna make it worse"
5974"S-so I'd like to have a good night's sleep at the very least"
5975Richard Welkins: "Of course, don't get me wrong."
5976"Whatever helps you."
5977KÅlin Uzumaki pouts "You don't gotta sound like I'm some weirdo"
5978Richard Welkins laughs a little. "Guess it makes it sounds like I'm a body pillow or something."
5979Richard Welkins: "But I mean it when I say there's nothing I want more than to see her back safe and sound."
5980"Well, I guess seeing you both safe and sound together like it should be is a bit above that."
5981KÅlin Uzumaki smiles "Thanks"
5982KÅlin Uzumaki hugs you tighter
5983KÅlin Uzumaki: "Um, sorry if it's weird now"
5984"Me hugging you and all"
5985Richard Welkins: "Why would it be weird now?"
5986KÅlin Uzumaki: "W-well I was at a pretty low point last time...a-and now I kinda just asked for it"
5987"D-despite us not being a couple or anything"
5988"y-yknow"
5989Richard Welkins: "Oh I see."
5990KÅlin Uzumaki: (The moment where both stutter is the moment when they have to marry)
5991(So richard is trying to avoid that)
5992Richard Welkins: "Well I don't mind really."
5993"I don't think it's that strange."
5994KÅlin Uzumaki: "really?"
5995Richard Welkins shrugs.
5996Richard Welkins: "Do you think it is?"
5997KÅlin Uzumaki: "...a-a little"
5998"F-friends shouldn't cuddle y'know"
5999"Or at least they don't do it that often"
6000Richard Welkins: "Shouldn't?"
6001KÅlin Uzumaki: "I don't see many friends cuddling"
6002"So...I dunno"
6003Richard Welkins: "How many people do you watch sleep?"
6004Richard Welkins chuckles.
6005KÅlin Uzumaki pouts "I-It's common sense"
6006KÅlin Uzumaki punches your shoulder
6007KÅlin Uzumaki: "Do you and Moe cuddle?"
6008Richard Welkins: "No, I guess not."
6009(has it ever been made known to them that hana cuddles the shit out of him though)
6010KÅlin Uzumaki: (nobe)
6011(Otherwise he''d die of embarrassment )
6012Richard Welkins: "You cuddle your sister though."
6013"And we've known each other just as long really."
6014"Guess it's not a perfect comparison."
6015"But our families aren't really normal are they?"
6016KÅlin Uzumaki: "...I guess"
6017"Your Mom's a giant weirdo"
6018Richard Welkins: "Now now."
6019"Don't go getting out of my good graces right before this day ends."
6020KÅlin Uzumaki: "you gotta admit it though"
6021"I mean have you made the math?"
6022Richard Welkins: "The math?"
6023KÅlin Uzumaki: "Well, you're 15"
6024"What age is your mom again?"
6025"32? 34?"
6026Richard Welkins: "35"
6027KÅlin Uzumaki: "35"
6028"And your dad's like 3 years younger right?"
6029Richard Welkins: "I know where you're going."
6030KÅlin Uzumaki: "So you have made the math"
6031Richard Welkins: "And yes, I have done the math."
6032"I don't think about it."
6033KÅlin Uzumaki: "But you gotta admit that's pretty weird"
6034Richard Welkins: "W-Worked for them."
6035"Married a few years already....lived together for years before that..."
6036"I don't know if that's making a better case or not."
6037KÅlin Uzumaki: "....It isn't"
6038Richard Welkins scratches his head
6039Richard Welkins: "Why I don't think about it."
6040KÅlin Uzumaki: "Do you wanna just hug it out and go to sleep?"
6041Richard Welkins: "Don't think the Miyamotos or Uzamakis are any less weird though."
6042KÅlin Uzumaki: "We're the most normal"
6043Richard Welkins: "You're making a good case by requesting, how'd you say, cuddling with a boy you aren't in a formal relationship with?"
6044(you're not making)
6045Richard Welkins smiles smugly.
6046KÅlin Uzumaki: "You're the one who agreed to it"
6047Richard Welkins: "I'd have broken my promise twice then."
6048"I'm to do what you ask of me for today"
6049"I don't blame you though, a pillow can't really compare can it?"
6050Richard Welkins holds her closer.
6051KÅlin Uzumaki: "That's because I'm being kind and not force you into doing stuff you wouldn't want"
6052Richard Welkins squints.
6053Richard Welkins: "So there's more you wish I would want to do?"
6054Richard Welkins 's smug smile grows from ear to ear.
6055KÅlin Uzumaki: "O-oh shut up"
6056"Pillows don't talk"
6057KÅlin Uzumaki pouts as she gets red
6058Richard Welkins: "Pillows don't hug back either."
6059Richard Welkins holds her tighter.
6060and so you got to sleep cuddling each other
6061the next morning you wake up with half of Kolin on top of you as she's still asleep
6062Richard Welkins: (what now)
6063KÅlin Uzumaki: (Like her arm, leg, and most of her belly on top of you
6064Richard Welkins: (head?)
6065KÅlin Uzumaki: (yeah I suppose?)
6066KÅlin Uzumaki starts talking in her sleep
6067KÅlin Uzumaki: "...burger..."
6068KÅlin Uzumaki bites your ear
6069Richard Welkins shakes slightly.
6070KÅlin Uzumaki keeps munching on the ear softly
6071KÅlin Uzumaki pulls you tight
6072Richard Welkins tries to relax
6073oh no, she's using her tongue
6074after a while Kolin let's go as she moves around before snoring like a wild hog
6075Richard Welkins shivers a bit and moves with her before closing his eyes again
6076Richard Welkins pulls the blanket back over them before wrapping his arms around her again.
6077and so you spend your morning sleeping (how) with Kolin
6078Richard Welkins: (trying to sleep at least)
6079(not like it's hard to enjoy a morning with a soft oni cuddle either way)
6080Kale (GM): didya rike it
6081Jazz: >no wake up
6082how do you expect me to enjoy it without her waking up
6083fine then
6084Kale (GM): (lemme piss tho)
6085KÅlin Uzumaki yawns as she wakes up
6086KÅlin Uzumaki turns around "morning"
6087KÅlin Uzumaki: (did you actually leave lmao)
6088Richard Welkins: (I went to piss)
6089KÅlin Uzumaki: (ah)
6090Richard Welkins: "Morning."
6091KÅlin Uzumaki stretches as she hugs you "Had a nice dream"
6092KÅlin Uzumaki: "What about you?"
6093Richard Welkins sits up a bit.
6094Richard Welkins: "Can't remember."
6095"Felt my eyes close and next thing I know it was morning."
6096"Actually wait..."
6097"I think I remember the dream now."
6098"Wasn't too dissimilar to this."
6099"You were still asleep though.
6100Richard Welkins: "And you were munching on my ear in your sleep and muttering about burgers."
6101Richard Welkins puts a hand up to his ear
6102Richard Welkins: "Wait a second..."
6103KÅlin Uzumaki: "wait what?"
6104Richard Welkins stays silent a moment.
6105Richard Welkins: "That was real."
6106Richard Welkins gets slightly red
6107KÅlin Uzumaki: "W-w-what?"
6108Richard Welkins looks away for a moment
6109KÅlin Uzumaki: "...."
6110"S-s-so that four girls burger I was eating..."
6111Richard Welkins nods
6112KÅlin Uzumaki: "..."
6113"l-l-let's try to forget that ever happened"
6114Richard Welkins: "I'll...try my best."
6115"After I say this."
6116"Want to grab something to eat, that isn't my ear?"
6117KÅlin Uzumaki: "..."
6118rolling 4d6
6119(
61202
6121+
61222
6123+
61245
6125+
61265
6127)
6128= 14
6129(Roll me defense)
6130Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
6131(
61326
6133+
61343
6135+
61366
6137+
61386
6139)
6140= 21
6141(how was she attacking specifically)
6142KÅlin Uzumaki: (punch)
6143(To the mid section)
6144Richard Welkins expertly redirects her arm around him and pulls her close into him.
6145Richard Welkins laughs.
6146KÅlin Uzumaki grumbles
6147KÅlin Uzumaki: "let's just go"
6148and so your morning begins
6149Kale (GM): didya rike it
6150Jazz: owned/10
6151heide: "yes yes"
6152"soon"
6153Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
6154(
615517
6156+
61572
6158+
615919
6160+
61614
6162)
6163= 42
6164rolling d420
6165(
616683
6167)
6168= 83
6169Silica Gimmes: rolling 4d20
6170(
61714
6172+
617320
6174+
61759
6176+
61771
6178)
6179= 34
6180rolling d420
6181(
6182373
6183)
6184= 373
6185Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
6186(
618718
6188+
61899
6190+
61919
6192+
61931
6194)
6195= 37
6196rolling d420
6197(
6198188
6199)
6200= 188
6201Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
6202(
6203129
6204)
6205= 129
6206rolling 4d20
6207(
620820
6209+
621016
6211+
621216
6213+
62141
6215)
6216= 53
6217(a strange power emanates from this spread)
6218Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
6219(
6220125
6221)
6222= 125
6223rolling 4d20!
6224(
622514
6226+
62276
6228+
62291
6230+
62315
6232)
6233= 26
6234May 11 Friday
6235there's 4 more days before Halfrid gets consumed
6236School finishes and you're left with your friends, Kolin currently at home
6237do you do anything?
6238Shinobu Hisakawa: (uhh)
6239Richard Welkins: (oh you said kolin)
6240Monte Miyamoto: (assemble the troops)
6241Richard Welkins: (confused em and wondered why she wasn't in the hospital)
6242Silica Gimmes: (we're going back to shadow land to get the other ogre)
6243(right)
6244Richard Welkins: (prolly)
6245Kale (GM): (So skip straight back into the dungeon?)
6246(I thought you guys wanted to visit Halfrid at the hospital)
6247Richard Welkins: (oh ye)
6248Monte Miyamoto: (I mean are we gonna talk with Kolin about it and maybe see Halfrid first?)
6249Richard Welkins: (ye)
6250Monte Miyamoto: (I mean we gotta make sure she's not doing anything dangerous after all)
6251Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
6252and so you decide to go visit Halfrid, but first
6253you reach kolin's home as you see her watching TV, still in her PJs. did she even go to school?
6254Richard Welkins: "We're going to head over to the hospital to visit Halfrid in a few, want to come with?"
6255KÅlin Uzumaki: "Huh? O-o-oh definetely!"
6256"Let me change into something more comfortable"
6257Richard Welkins nods and waits.
6258KÅlin Uzumaki gets into her room as she eventually comes out dressed Casually
6259Silica Gimmes: (tm)
6260the clothes aren't the usual frillyness and fancyness, but there's still an air of expensiveness to them
6261Monte Miyamoto: "I guess that would be more comfortable than the pajamas..."
6262KÅlin Uzumaki: "Well, I wasn't exactly gonna leave in my pajamas"
6263Richard Welkins: (that's halfrid's job)
6264and so, you leave for the St. Catherine Hospital
6265eventually you reach the hospital however
6266Someone: "I'm sorry, Ms. Uzumaki is not accepting visitors at this moment"
6267Monte Miyamoto: "Did she say why?"
6268Heide Uzumaki: "Not them, let them in"
6269Someone: "Oh, I'm sorry"
6270the ultra ripped Oni who's also probably the second strongest person in the world waves at you
6271Heide Uzumaki: "What are you guys doing here?"
6272"...Apart from Kolin"
6273Richard Welkins: "Same as her of course."
6274Monte Miyamoto nods "We have been friends for a long time."
6275Shinobu Hisakawa: (except the two randos)
6276Heide Uzumaki: "Of course I know that"
6277Shinobu Hisakawa: (of which she knows anyway)
6278Heide Uzumaki: "I'm more asking about the two of em"
6279Heide Uzumaki points at Shinobu and Silica
6280Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oh, hello."
6281Silica Gimmes is hiding behind Shinobu.
6282Shinobu Hisakawa: "Kolin and Halfrid are your daughters, right? It's nice to meet you, ma'am."
6283Heide Uzumaki: "nice to meet you as well"
6284Heide Uzumaki offers a her hand for a proper handshake
6285Shinobu Hisakawa extends hers in kind.
6286Richard Welkins: (crush silica between the hands)
6287they say you can sense a person's strength and character on their handshake alone, and it feels like you're grabbing a concrete slab, you're less shaking the hand and more letting your hand be moved by just an impenetable wall
6288Heide Uzumaki looks at Silica "And you"
6289Heide Uzumaki: (Add the ?*)
6290Shinobu Hisakawa: (phew)
6291Silica Gimmes: "Someone who doesn't want their hand crushed."
6292Shinobu Hisakawa: (I think my windows install is fucked but I don't care enough to fix it
6293(I'll be selling the laptop like next week anyway)
6294Heide Uzumaki: "Ain't that kinda racist"
6295Shinobu Hisakawa: "Silica, come on."
6296"We've been over this."
6297Silica Gimmes: "You're like, bulging with muscle."
6298"Even in your hands."
6299"It's intimidating."
6300Richard Welkins chuckles. "To be fair you're basically the strongest Oni."
6301Richard Welkins: "Like in the world."
6302Heide Uzumaki: "Just because I'm the strongest doesn't mean I can't be gentle"
6303Monte Miyamoto: "She did raise twins after all."
6304Richard Welkins: "Of course, Silica's just being dramatic."
6305Heide Uzumaki: "Silica then"
6306Silica Gimmes: "Y-yes. Hello."
6307Richard Welkins: (just take her head off in one swift motion)
6308Heide Uzumaki bends a little to be on her eye level "Muscles ain't nothing to be afraid at"
6309Heide Uzumaki pats her head gently
6310Silica Gimmes slowly extends a hand with one eye closed.
6311Richard Welkins: (like plucking a young weed)
6312you feel like you're pushed into the ground before your hand is shook
6313same feeling of absolute powerlessness
6314Heide Uzumaki: (Bear in Mind Heide is proper 2.10 cm
6315Monte Miyamoto: (damn she's a fairy)
6316Heide Uzumaki: (Shid)
6317Richard Welkins: (>cm)
6318Heide Uzumaki: (I meant m)
6319Richard Welkins: (ahahahahaaha)
6320Shinobu Hisakawa: (queen of manlets)
6321Heide Uzumaki: (I didn't want to let Kawaii feel left out)
6322Shinobu Hisakawa: (hence the muscle)
6323(gotta compensate hard)
6324Heide Uzumaki: (ye)
6325"I'll take you to Halfrid"
6326Richard Welkins nods.
6327Heide Uzumaki you're taken to a private room as Halfrid is sleeping in the hospital bed, her dad sleeping in a couch beside her
6328John Uzumaki snores as he has a coffee on the table next to the couch
6329Richard Welkins: "How is she?"
6330John Uzumaki snores in response
6331Heide Uzumaki: "fine"
6332"...stable"
6333"Hasn't woken up however"
6334Monte Miyamoto sighs "Well at least she's stable..."
6335Heide Uzumaki stays silent as she puts her back on the wall
6336Heide Uzumaki: "Damn that stupid girl..."
6337"She could've...."
6338"She could've at least not be so good at hiding"
6339Halfrid is also covered in blankets, so as not to show her mechanical arms
6340Richard Welkins: (no peeking silica)
6341Silica Gimmes: (who)
6342Richard Welkins: (you said the arms were really sick)
6343Heide Uzumaki: (She's already peeking at Heide's muscles)
6344Silica Gimmes: (well yeah)
6345Richard Welkins: (just gotta be on guard in case she wants to take a lil peek)
6346Heide Uzumaki: (Cause she wants to get manhandled by a strong oni woman)
6347Richard Welkins: (owned)
6348Silica Gimmes: (noooooooooooooo)
6349(just afraid it'd be that scene from mice and men)
6350Heide Uzumaki crosses her arms as she looks at Halfrid
6351Richard Welkins: (I forgot did you say no one but them know about her arms)
6352(like not even aliyah and momo)
6353Heide Uzumaki: (ye)
6354Silica Gimmes: (top secret stuff)
6355(we uh gonna sit around)
6356(or keep going)
6357Monte Miyamoto: (kinda hard to think of something to say desu)
6358(what with Kolin being dead silent)
6359Richard Welkins: ("yeah sorry")
6360Silica Gimmes: (kek)
6361Heide Uzumaki: (lmao)
6362Silica Gimmes: (nuttin personel, ogre)
6363Heide Uzumaki: (Get out of my swamp)
6364Silica Gimmes stands there silently with the rest, also wondering if Halfrid would throw her through a wall for trying to get a good look at the arms.
6365Richard Welkins: "Kolin, do you want some time with them alone?"
6366KÅlin Uzumaki stays silent as she nods
6367Monte Miyamoto: "We'll be right outside when you're ready."
6368Richard Welkins gives a small wave before walking out.
6369Silica Gimmes follows suit.
6370Heide Uzumaki waves you goodbye as you four leave the room
6371and so you're out of the room
6372Heide Uzumaki: (Skip to entering the dungeon then?)
6373Silica Gimmes: (as long as we drag soft oni with us)
6374Monte Miyamoto: (ye)
6375Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
6376Heide Uzumaki: (Of course you'd like to drag soft Oni with you)
6377(Aren't you satisfied already sleeping with another Oni)
6378Richard Welkins: (who are you talking to)
6379Heide Uzumaki: (Silica_
6380Richard Welkins: (oh)
6381(sleeping with)
6382(sleeping the same room as* :^) )
6383Heide Uzumaki: (nah, sneaks in at midnight and is back to her own bed before Shinobu wakes up)
6384(the perfect plan)
6385Silica Gimmes: (bold claims with zero proofs)
6386Richard Welkins: (i believe it)
6387Shinobu Hisakawa: (zero proofs)
6388Monte Miyamoto: (zero)
6389Richard Welkins: (shinobu isn't complicit in it of course)
6390Monte Miyamoto: (but I would believe it)
6391Heide Uzumaki: (Of course)
6392(She knows nothing of it)
6393(Only a pure victim of Silica's perverseness)
6394Shinobu Hisakawa: (truly a rotten woman)
6395and so after a while you head back into the Crimson Hall
6396Serafina bows "Welcome back"
6397KÅlin Uzumaki bows as well "Thank you for having me"
6398Monte Miyamoto: "Always nice to visit."
6399Serafina: "Would you like to buy something?"
6400Serafina smiles
6401Serafina: "Plenty of items in stock!"
6402Silica Gimmes: (gimme a uhhhhhhhh numbah 4)
6403Serafina: (Numbah 4 machine broke)
6404Richard Welkins tosses some gold. "A full healing potion please."
6405Serafina: "Alright then!"
6406Shinobu Hisakawa: (I still got 2 so I'm good)
6407Serafina: "Anything else? Visiting the gym?"
6408Shinobu Hisakawa: (half potions that is)
6409Serafina: "Checking the weapon shop?"
6410Silica Gimmes: "Nah."
6411Serafina pouts "That's rude coming from you Sili"
6412Serafina: "You should visit your underling"
6413Richard Welkins smacks his forehead. "Should've thought of leaving a weapon here to get modified the other day."
6414Silica Gimmes: "There's an ogre to save, though."
6415Shinobu Hisakawa: "Stop saying 'ogre'."
6416Monte Miyamoto: "We've been over this."
6417Richard Welkins turns to Sera. "How's Kolin going to join us exactly?"
6418Serafina: "Disguise!"
6419Serafina holds up sukeban clothing "These babies are coated in Crimson Hall Rose Perfume!"
6420Serafina: "As long as she's able to smell the perfume, she won't get affected by the shadow world's influence"
6421"Only 19 gold!"
6422Silica Gimmes: (wojack.sniff)
6423Richard Welkins: (kek)
6424KÅlin Uzumaki takes a sniff "This smells rather nice"
6425Richard Welkins starts digging out the money.
6426Shinobu Hisakawa: "How long does it work?"
6427KÅlin Uzumaki: "One day"
6428Silica Gimmes: (how does she know)
6429Richard Welkins: (she knew by the smell)
6430Serafina: (oops)
6431"One day"
6432Richard Welkins: (all the best perfume connoisseurs can smell how long they last)
6433Serafina: "Well, I hope you're a good actor, cause you'll be trying to fool everybody to get to where Halfrid is"
6434Monte Miyamoto: "Oh jeez."
6435Serafina gives them to Kolin "Put them on and I'll open the way once you come back"
6436Serafina points at Silica "And you gotta talk to your underling, she was really sad yesterday that you didn't go to visit"
6437Silica Gimmes: "But I'm busy!"
6438"Life saving stuff, here."
6439Serafina pouts
6440Serafina frowns at you "You'll make her very sad"
6441Silica Gimmes: "It'll be okay."
6442Penelope sits behind the counter of her gym with a smile and a framed picture of Silica as Kolin passes by her to hit the locker rooms
6443Penelope: "Oh, is Boss here as well?"
6444KÅlin Uzumaki: "Yeah she's at where the candle girl is"
6445Penelope: "That's great!"
6446Penelope waits excitedly
6447back at where you're at
6448Serafina: "Well, whatever"
6449Silica Gimmes: (going to the gym when her sister is in peril)
6450(tsk tsk)
6451Serafina: (To change)
6452(You big dummy)
6453Richard Welkins: (keep taking these L's silica)
6454Monte Miyamoto: (she's getting buff to help save her sister while you sit here and refuse to even say hi to your loyal servant)
6455(YOU ARE GAY)
6456Serafina: (It's true)
6457after a while Kolin comes back dressed as a delinquent again, this time kinda embarrassed
6458KÅlin Uzumaki: "Is this really how I looked?"
6459KÅlin Uzumaki looks red
6460Richard Welkins: "Not quite."
6461Silica Gimmes: "Do a 'yare, yare'!"
6462Richard Welkins hands her his quarterstaff.
6463KÅlin Uzumaki grabs it "What's this for?"
6464Richard Welkins: "Well you had a bat."
6465Silica Gimmes: "Slapping people around."
6466Richard Welkins: "And just in case."
6467KÅlin Uzumaki scratches her hair "Are you sure this'll work?"
6468Richard Welkins looks back at Sera.
6469Serafina gives a big shrug
6470Shinobu Hisakawa: "You sure seem confident."
6471Serafina: "Hey better honest than confident"
6472Monte Miyamoto: "Just don't let those ninja with the perfume get too close."
6473Serafina: "lying ain't nice"
6474Richard Welkins: "Well I guess it's up to Kolin really."
6475KÅlin Uzumaki: "U-u-uuuh"
6476KÅlin Uzumaki coughs a little and frowns "Let's go...y-you punks"
6477Richard Welkins sighs.
6478Monte Miyamoto: "Once more, with feeling."
6479KÅlin Uzumaki: "Let's go...you punks!"
6480"S-should I get angry for this?"
6481Silica Gimmes yells, "YARE, YARE!"
6482KÅlin Uzumaki: "Don't shout at me!"
6483Richard Welkins: "There we go."
6484Serafina: "Just imagine the most punchable face in the world on everyone"
6485KÅlin Uzumaki is using her leftover anger from Richard
6486KÅlin Uzumaki: "Yeah, I think I got it"
6487Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
6488Serafina: "Just remember that you being a jerk doesn't matter cause none of those people exist!"
6489KÅlin Uzumaki: "I said I got it you goddamn bitch! you need me to shout it for you to understand?!"
6490Serafina flinches before thinking for a second
6491Serafina: "Nice"
6492Silica Gimmes yells louder, "YARE, YARE!"
6493KÅlin Uzumaki: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
6494Shinobu Hisakawa sighs.
6495KÅlin Uzumaki yells at Silica
6496Silica Gimmes claps.
6497Serafina opens the portal as you all get in
6498you're where you last left on the restaurant as Kolin is with you this time
6499Shinobu Hisakawa: "We still got a ton of distance to cover."
6500Serafina: "I guess we'll be able to make it easier with me here"
6501Richard Welkins: (who)
6502KÅlin Uzumaki: "I guess we'll be able to make it easier with me here"
6503(Woops)
6504Richard Welkins: "That's the plan."
6505and just as you're talking
6506YÅ«waku-sha jumps out of the door to tackle Richard
6507YÅ«waku-sha: "Where did you go my darling~"
6508"Don't you know I missed you so much!"
6509Richard Welkins: (oh no)
6510Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's not an attitude to go with a tackle)
6511Richard Welkins: (lovey tackle)
6512(just like in my anime)
6513YÅ«waku-sha: rolling 4d6
6514(
65153
6516+
65172
6518+
65191
6520+
65214
6522)
6523= 10
6524YÅ«waku-sha tries to pin you top the floor
6525Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
6526(
65271
6528+
65296
6530+
65314
6532+
65336
6534)
6535= 17
6536"W-Wait a second."
6537KÅlin Uzumaki looks at Richard
6538Shinobu Hisakawa: "Those things again?"
6539YÅ«waku-sha: "Aw, c'mon...don't be coy my love"
6540"You already broke me in...you'll have to take responsability~"
6541KÅlin Uzumaki looks intently at Richard
6542Richard Welkins: "That's....what...please don't say it like that.
6543YÅ«waku-sha crawls towards Richard "Then how do you say it?"
6544Silica Gimmes tries to stifle a laugh.
6545YÅ«waku-sha: "Not like there was much doubt about what happened"
6546Richard Welkins crawls backwards on his hands slowly.
6547Monte Miyamoto: "That's why I wouldn't have done that."
6548YÅ«waku-sha looks at Kolin before chuckling "Sorry boss, but I'm switching sides! I got too convinced"
6549KÅlin Uzumaki looks at Richard like he was human trash
6550YÅ«waku-sha: "Now how about a ...round 2?"
6551Silica Gimmes gives a smug face. "And HOW did he convince you?"
6552Richard Welkins: "Silica please don't do this."
6553YÅ«waku-sha: "Oh, you were there as how he took me like I was his plaything"
6554Silica Gimmes laughs harder.
6555KÅlin Uzumaki coughs a little
6556KÅlin Uzumaki: "I'm going to murder you both now"
6557"If you don't mind"
6558Monte Miyamoto just looks disgusted
6559Richard Welkins: "W-W-Wait come on."
6560Shinobu Hisakawa: "Can we just kill her and move on?"
6561KÅlin Uzumaki: "Oh no no no"
6562KÅlin Uzumaki twirls the quarter staff
6563KÅlin Uzumaki: "This is how shadow me would act ain't it"
6564KÅlin Uzumaki starts swinging the stick part towards Richard and the thot, alternating between them
6565Richard Welkins: "....I.....uh..."
6566KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 5d6
6567(
65682
6569+
65706
6571+
65722
6573+
65744
6575+
65764
6577)
6578= 18
6579"YOU GODDAMN SLUT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
6580Richard Welkins jumps in the way of the strike.
6581KÅlin Uzumaki: "MANWHORE! PERVERT!"
6582YÅ«waku-sha moans as she gets beaten up
6583KÅlin Uzumaki walks towards Richard "IS THAT HOW IT IS WITH ALL THE OTHER GIRLS?!"
6584Richard Welkins: (???)
6585( jumps in the way of the strike.)
6586KÅlin Uzumaki: (You dodge it)
6587(She doesn't)
6588Richard Welkins: (In)
6589KÅlin Uzumaki: (Oh wait)
6590Richard Welkins: (the)
6591(way)
6592KÅlin Uzumaki: (So does he actually asks to be beaten up)
6593Richard Welkins: (that's what moving in the way of attack means yes)
6594(an attack)
6595KÅlin Uzumaki: (Yes well I wouldn't assume that he'd like getting beaten up)
6596(Guess he is a Welkins after all)
6597Richard Welkins: (who said he likes it)
6598KÅlin Uzumaki: (Anyways, he keeps getting beaten up with the stick)
6599"YOU GODDAMN FREAK, THIS IS WHAT I GET FROM TRUSTING YOU!"
6600"WHO ELSE DID YOU BREAK IN, YOU MASSIVE SHIT?!"
6601Shinobu Hisakawa looks at Moe and Silica. "Uh... what do we do?"
6602Monte Miyamoto: "I'm not sure."
6603Shinobu Hisakawa: (brb)
6604Silica Gimmes: "Can't interfere with a lover's quarrel."
6605Monte Miyamoto: "And to be honest I already took a hit to the head from her when she was less mad..."
6606Silica Gimmes nods solemnly.
6607Silica Gimmes: "Oi! Don't hit him too hard!"
6608Richard Welkins: "Th-Thanks guys..."
6609Monte Miyamoto: "Dick just explain what happened!"
6610"Kolin she's not real and it was a self-defense situation!"
6611KÅlin Uzumaki: "OH YEAH TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LIKE BANGING ANYTHING THAT WALKS!"
6612Silica Gimmes: "At least they're getting their first big fight outta the way."
6613KÅlin Uzumaki keeps beating him up "NO WONDER YOU DRESS UP LIKE A GIRL, IS IT SO YOU CAN BANG THE BOYS AS WELL?! YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!"
6614Monte Miyamoto goes over and tries to hold her back "H-Hey!"
6615Richard Welkins: "Y-You've got it all wrong"
6616Silica Gimmes: (is richard going to become a battered housewife)
6617KÅlin Uzumaki gets grabbed by Moe as she's positively fuming "you better hold me back hard enough"
6618Richard Welkins: "T-The Hell's gotten into you?"
6619Shinobu Hisakawa: (the devil)
6620KÅlin Uzumaki calms down "Oh you know well enough!"
6621Monte Miyamoto: "Whatever you're thinking, it's not that!"
6622Silica Gimmes: "I mean, yeah, he frenched her, but it was in self-defense."
6623KÅlin Uzumaki: "How do you french kiss someone in self defence?!"
6624Silica Gimmes points at the woman. "She's rapey!"
6625KÅlin Uzumaki: (Wait a minute)
6626Silica Gimmes: "He had to out rape her."
6627KÅlin Uzumaki: (What's France)
6628Silica Gimmes: (kiss with tongue)
6629(french kiss)
6630Shinobu Hisakawa: "...It wasn't pretty, but he did do it to subdue her."
6631KÅlin Uzumaki: (No I mean)
6632Richard Welkins wipes some blood from his face. "What business is it of yours anyways?"
6633KÅlin Uzumaki: (France doesn't exist in this world)
6634Silica Gimmes: (what do you call french fries then)
6635KÅlin Uzumaki: (fries)
6636"What busi-What business?!"
6637Silica Gimmes: (maybe an isekai frenchman introduced it)
6638(i was going to say deepthroat, but i figured he'd been beaten enough)
6639Richard Welkins: "Who's the two imagining having seductresses under their command?"
6640KÅlin Uzumaki: "I don't know what's going on in here!"
6641"It's not my fault!"
6642Richard Welkins: "Would it have hurt to use that thinking process before battering me with a stick?"
6643KÅlin Uzumaki: "You're the only one french kissing them!"
6644YÅ«waku-sha: "To be honest"
6645"That beatdown felt really good"
6646YÅ«waku-sha has a smile on her face
6647Richard Welkins: "So jealousy."
6648"Really."
6649Monte Miyamoto looks at the ninja "Shut up."
6650Richard Welkins limps up to his feet and holds a supporting hand towards the girl.
6651YÅ«waku-sha: "Thank you~"
6652YÅ«waku-sha gets up and hugs Richard "Tell me didn't that feel great?"
6653Richard Welkins: "Uh no, not really."
6654YÅ«waku-sha: "Well it was for me~"
6655Richard Welkins winces from the hug.
6656Richard Welkins: "Still hurts."
6657Richard Welkins pushes her off him gently.
6658YÅ«waku-sha puts her hands behind her back and acts cute "Where to now master~?"
6659Monte Miyamoto: "..."
6660KÅlin Uzumaki pushes Moe away from holding her back and crosses her arms, looking away
6661Richard Welkins covers his face with his hands before dragging them down.
6662Silica Gimmes pats Richard on the back. "Love is tough, isn't it?"
6663Richard Welkins winces again. "Shut up you caused this."
6664Monte Miyamoto sighs "Sorry, but you were really going overboard there, Kolin."
6665KÅlin Uzumaki: "Whatever"
6666"Let's just go"
6667Silica Gimmes: (just demand the same kiss the thot got)
6668(even)
6669KÅlin Uzumaki: (Ye)
6670Richard Welkins downs one of his half heals. "Someone's reimbursing me for this."
6671KÅlin Uzumaki: (She's jealous her first wasn't his first as well)
6672Monte Miyamoto: (not real desu)
6673Richard Welkins: "One thing before we go."
6674Richard Welkins drags the girl by the arm and walks a fair bit away from the group.
6675YÅ«waku-sha has a smile as she gets dragged before chuckling "I knew you'd be up to it~"
6676Richard Welkins: "You misunderstand."
6677"If you want to come with us or whatever you can't be doing that kind of stuff in front of other people...especially Kolin."
6678Shinobu Hisakawa: (but with no one watching it's fine)
6679YÅ«waku-sha: "So...when no one's watching it's fine?"
6680YÅ«waku-sha has a smile on her face
6681Richard Welkins sighs.
6682Richard Welkins: "That's besides the point."
6683(beside)
6684"Just..."
6685Richard Welkins flinches. "..do as your master commands of you."
6686YÅ«waku-sha gets red "I love it when you talk to me like that"
6687Shinobu Hisakawa: "I still think my idea was better."
6688Richard Welkins: (acting like you're present for this convo)
6689YÅ«waku-sha: (She's always ready for lewd talk)
6690Monte Miyamoto: "When's the part where he throws her through a window?"
6691YÅ«waku-sha: (Keeping an ear at all times)
6692Richard Welkins pinches his brow before walking back towards the others.
6693YÅ«waku-sha walks next to him with a pleased smile on her face
6694Shinobu Hisakawa: (she might not be prsent)
6695(but she still thinks that)
6696this time the girl is holding herself to a more prim and proper posture as she walks alongside Richard, still that same slut smile though
6697Monte Miyamoto: "I guess that's a mild improvement."
6698KÅlin Uzumaki: "Do we go now"
6699Richard Welkins: "Yes."
6700Shinobu Hisakawa: "When's the part where she betrays us and causes trouble for us?"
6701YÅ«waku-sha laughs "No can do, I'm master's property now"
6702Richard Welkins: "When's the part where everyone shuts the hell up about this?"
6703YÅ«waku-sha: "His command is law"
6704KÅlin Uzumaki just leaves
6705Shinobu Hisakawa shrugs.
6706you start leaving as Kolin keeps walking, taking the lead
6707Richard Welkins: "A mild shrug, same courtesy I received when I was having my ass beat."
6708Someone: "Boss, why are the prision-"
6709KÅlin Uzumaki: "Oh shut the fuck up"
6710KÅlin Uzumaki pushes the ninja away
6711Someone: "...that's boss alright"
6712well at least it perfected her acting skills now
6713Someone: (You can now just skip the dungeon and head straight to Halfrid)
6714Silica Gimmes: (let's do it)
6715Someone: (Or you can explore any rooms that interest you if you want)
6716(brb gotta piss)
6717Shinobu Hisakawa: (so is the strat to have the thot make out with moe to fix halfrid)
6718Someone: (nah, cause Halfrid doesn't want to crush the bun just yet)
6719Richard Welkins: (yeah right)
6720Monte Miyamoto: (as if)
6721Someone: (Hasn't shared a passionate cuddling session)
6722Richard Welkins: (no one has)
6723Someone: (Still doesn't know how good grabbing his tail and ears feels like)
6724Richard Welkins: (what's room 23)
6725Someone: (Elevators)
6726Richard Welkins: (we using those or the stairs to get to halfrid?)
6727Someone: (Halfrid is in room 13)
6728Richard Welkins: (oh)
6729Shinobu Hisakawa: (let's just skip to there then)
6730Richard Welkins: (what's room 4)
6731Someone: (Security room, where all the cameras and communicators are and shit)
6732(Some guns for the guards too)
6733Richard Welkins: (should we fuck with that before going to halfrid)
6734Someone: (up2u)
6735Monte Miyamoto: (hmmm)
6736Richard Welkins: (I mean, Kolin can just tell them to fuck off to another floor)
6737Shinobu Hisakawa: (but is there a point)
6738Richard Welkins: (whoever's working the shit)
6739(maybe)
6740Silica Gimmes: (just make an announcement to generally fuck off somewhere else)
6741Richard Welkins: (could use the stuff in the room for that)
6742(everyone but halfrid fuck off)
6743Monte Miyamoto: (could get traps shut off/disabled)
6744Shinobu Hisakawa: (guess that's fine)
6745you enter the security room as the security guards instinctively salute
6746KÅlin Uzumaki: "Leave your posts at once"
6747Someone: "...Madam?"
6748KÅlin Uzumaki: "Did I stutter"
6749"Leave"
6750the security guards leave as you're the only ones in the room
6751KÅlin Uzumaki: "Do whatever it is you want to do"
6752KÅlin Uzumaki puts her back against the wall
6753Monte Miyamoto starts looking around for anything that might be helpful
6754Richard Welkins: "Is there a mic in here to make an announcement to the whole floor or something?"
6755KÅlin Uzumaki shrugs
6756there is one
6757though you're not exactly sure how to make it work
6758Silica Gimmes: "Maybe it's... magic?"
6759roll me intelligence
6760KÅlin Uzumaki: (Or perception if you have it)
6761Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
6762(
67632
6764+
67656
6766+
67673
6768+
67694
6770)
6771= 15
6772Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
6773(
67742
6775+
67765
6777+
67782
6779+
67801
6781)
6782= 10
6783(lmao)
6784KÅlin Uzumaki: (Silica and Shinobu?)
6785Shinobu Hisakawa: (I don't have either)
6786(well I do have smart)
6787Silica Gimmes: (what is intelligence)
6788Richard Welkins: (smart)
6789Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
6790(
67916
6792+
67932
6794+
67954
6796)
6797= 12
6798KÅlin Uzumaki: (tfw brainlet assisting a magic school)
6799Silica Gimmes: rolling 3d6
6800(
68011
6802+
68034
6804+
68056
6806)
6807= 11
6808eventually you find the way to turn it on and broadcast to the entire floor
6809Silica Gimmes nudges Kolin forward to make the announcement.
6810KÅlin Uzumaki: "What do I tell them?"
6811Monte Miyamoto: "That there's a threat in another part of the building or even out in the city."
6812KÅlin Uzumaki walks up to the mic
6813"To all the security forces in the floor, the intruders have escaped trough the vents and have gone into a lower floor, all available hands respond immedieately"
6814KÅlin Uzumaki: "Good enough?"
6815Richard Welkins nods
6816Monte Miyamoto: "Should buy us more than enough time."
6817KÅlin Uzumaki: "let's go then"
6818you walk up to the CEO office...
6819KÅlin Uzumaki: "After you"
6820Richard Welkins puts his hands behind his back. "Should we act captured?"
6821Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uhh."
6822"Everyone except Halfrid should be gone, right?"
6823KÅlin Uzumaki nods
6824Shinobu Hisakawa: "And she probably can see us coming after that announcement."
6825KÅlin Uzumaki: "Frankly I don't know"
6826Richard Welkins: "Worth a shot."
6827Monte Miyamoto: "Hmmm..."
6828Richard Welkins: "Might not immediately catch on?"
6829Monte Miyamoto puts his hands behind his back "Might as well unless you've got a better plan."
6830Shinobu Hisakawa: "Guess we can try."
6831Shinobu Hisakawa does the same.
6832Silica Gimmes copies the others.
6833Richard Welkins heads in hanging his head a bit
6834KÅlin Uzumaki: "Alright then"
6835Halfrid Uzumaki sits behind a desk. white makeup and green eyeshadow making her look like a geisha as she smokes a tobacco pipe, her traditional clothes in stark contrast with the lavish office she's in
6836Shinobu Hisakawa: (trying too hard)
6837Halfrid Uzumaki stares at all of you "To what do I owe this rude interruption"
6838KÅlin Uzumaki: "...I captured the intruders sis"
6839Silica Gimmes: (here ta beat yo ass)
6840Halfrid Uzumaki: "Didn't you just said 5 minutes ago that the intruders escaped?"
6841KÅlin Uzumaki: "...they were not alone"
6842"We found a second team assisting them"
6843Shinobu Hisakawa: (and why would I want them?)
6844Halfrid Uzumaki stares at Kolin for a few seconds more than necessary before looking at the four of you "Who do you work for?"
6845Richard Welkins: (heide)
6846Silica Gimmes: "It doesn't matter who we work for; what matters is our plan."
6847Halfrid Uzumaki: "Was getting caught part of your master plan?"
6848Monte Miyamoto: "Worked last time."
6849Halfrid Uzumaki: "..."
6850Halfrid Uzumaki pulls out a massive revolver "Do you value your life so little then?"
6851Halfrid Uzumaki: "Do you know who you're even speaking to?"
6852Monte Miyamoto: "Of course I do, we're friends aren't we?
6853Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'm no friends with the likes of you"
6854Richard Welkins: "Oh yeah?"
6855Shinobu Hisakawa: (they're not my friends)
6856Halfrid Uzumaki: (brb)
6857Monte Miyamoto lets his ears droop a bit "How cruel."
6858Halfrid Uzumaki: (b)
6859Richard Welkins: "Now that you got some makeup and this big building you've completely forgotten about the friends you grew up with?"
6860Halfrid Uzumaki: "Choose your words carefully"
6861Halfrid Uzumaki cocks the revoler and puts it to your forehead "I'm talking to you freaks out of niceness"
6862Shinobu Hisakawa: (did she teleport)
6863Richard Welkins: (no it's a massive revolveR)
6864(the barrel is 50 feet long)
6865Halfrid Uzumaki: (ye)
6866Silica Gimmes: (flcl size)
6867Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
6868(every shot is an execution)
6869Halfrid Uzumaki: (Gotta make sure it's accurate)
6870Silica Gimmes: "That's a big gun."
6871Halfrid Uzumaki: "for you"
6872Richard Welkins: "Let's cut right to the point then?"
6873Shinobu Hisakawa: (is dick giving a jrpg villain speech now)
6874Silica Gimmes: (nah, the hero retort)
6875Halfrid Uzumaki: (he's taking out his prepared speech)
6876Richard Welkins: (I was the bad guy the whole time)
6877Halfrid Uzumaki: (Saying he's sorry for his actions and coming out as gay)
6878Shinobu Hisakawa: (what do you mean coming out)
6879Silica Gimmes: (usually moe has defended his bro by now)
6880(unless it's true)
6881Monte Miyamoto: (I don't have to defend such ludicrous accusations)
6882Halfrid Uzumaki: (Moe defends him cause if he's gay, then that means they can't shower together anymore)
6883Monte Miyamoto: (you all saw what he did to the thot)
6884Silica Gimmes: (but we all agreed it was just self-defense)
6885Richard Welkins: "We're all worried sick about you, your mother and father included. And your sister most of all."
6886Monte Miyamoto: "We came all this way for the sake of you and your sister."
6887Richard Welkins: "Even if it was true that the computer thing is just mimicking your emotions it doesn't matter cause you're still our friend."
6888"What you're going through right now could only be created through your actual feelings, there's no way that hunk of junk could even compare to the real halfrid we know. Not now, and not ever."
6889"All this happening only illustrates that."
6890Richard Welkins smiles sadly. "Don't you remember the times our families would get together? When we were really young and you said you wanted to look like your mom when you were older and I told you 'you wouldn't look like a proper girl' so you grabbed a sword from Moe's house and tried to cut my hair off so 'I'd look like a proper boy?' "
6891Silica Gimmes chuckle.
6892Silica Gimmes: (chuckles)
6893Shinobu Hisakawa: (owned)
6894Halfrid Uzumaki hand's start to slightly shake
6895Richard Welkins: "That's the Halfrid we know....and even after everything...you're still the same Halfrid."
6896Shinobu Hisakawa: (what he said)
6897Silica Gimmes: (try to follow THAT up rabbit boi)
6898Halfrid Uzumaki: (uh oh, Moe's got no girl now)
6899(Add another Oni to Richard's harem)
6900Richard Welkins: (that's not how this works)
6901(I disavow)
6902Halfrid Uzumaki: (he can't keep getting away with it)
6903Monte Miyamoto: "And there's no way the Halfrid we know could just pretend to forget about all the times she tried peeking to see if I had a tail."
6904Silica Gimmes: (powerful counter. using the tail)
6905Richard Welkins: (or wanting to brawl cause magic's for NERDS)
6906Halfrid Uzumaki: (you don't know if I have a tail, wanna find out now)
6907(Boom, Halfrid saved)
6908"If you really wanted me to be happy, then why won't you let me be here"
6909"I...I can feel them y'know"
6910Monte Miyamoto: "Because there's no real happiness for you here."
6911Silica Gimmes: "Well, speaking from experience, you'll die if you stay."
6912Halfrid Uzumaki: "I can feel my arms"
6913Silica Gimmes: "It's cool having your own world, but there's no future here."
6914Halfrid Uzumaki: "There's no metal box inside me...weighing me down"
6915Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, unless you leave here soon, you'll be here forever."
6916Richard Welkins: "To Hell with the world, your family, your friends, to everything? Because of something out of your control?!"
6917"The amount of people who can come back after being dead for an entire week I can barely count on both my hands! You're still a living being Halfrid, and more importantly our friend!"
6918Halfrid Uzumaki: "..."
6919KÅlin Uzumaki: "...P-please...let's just go home"
6920Halfrid Uzumaki grits her teeth as she takes the revolver and shoots in the air, screaming
6921Halfrid Uzumaki: "AAAAAAAAAAH!"
6922Halfrid Uzumaki fires all the bullets into the ceiling as she tosses the gun
6923Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'll never get away from it won't I?"
6924Halfrid Uzumaki 's flesh arms start melting, showing the metal sockets where her metal arms would be
6925Shinobu Hisakawa: (here's moe's chance)
6926Halfrid Uzumaki: "Everday, barely able to look at my face..."
6927Shinobu Hisakawa: (he can tear his arms off and give them to her as a power move)
6928Richard Welkins: (a hug works fine
6929Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'm just gonna suffer like this until I die won't I?"
6930Halfrid Uzumaki has a vacant smile as tears ruin her makeup
6931Richard Welkins: (kolin bear hug your sister already)
6932KÅlin Uzumaki fidgets her hands as she doesn't know what to do
6933Richard Welkins: (well moe)
6934Monte Miyamoto looks over at Kolin and then to Halfrid then starts walking over to Halfrid "You don't need to look at it that way."
6935Richard Welkins grabs Kolin by the arm before doing the same.
6936KÅlin Uzumaki gets dragged as she looks at Halfrid
6937Halfrid Uzumaki only looks down as she cries silently
6938Monte Miyamoto: "You're not alone, Halfrid."
6939"You have us."
6940Halfrid Uzumaki goes to look at you in the eyes
6941and then she gets stabbed by a chain of pure black darkness
6942Richard Welkins: (OOH WAH AAH AAH AAH)
6943"͘No̵w now now!Í Ì•wÒ‰e caÌ´n̶'t h̵aÍŸveÌ· ̶thiÍœs"Ì›
6944Shinobu Hisakawa: "Why not?"
6945Richard Welkins: (he is stunned by the question)
6946(unable to answer)
6947Shinobu Hisakawa: (owned)
6948"TÍhiÍ¢sÍ hÒ‰aÍsÍ Í bÌ¡een Ì´a ÍœproÌ¢peŗ shÍ¡ow Í¡I got͘taÍ Ì•ądmitÍœ!Í bu͘t Í€that'Ì•s̶ Ì¢asÍ Ì›farÍ Ìµas̨ Íœi̸t ÍœgoÍęs"
6949Richard Welkins pulls out his gun and looks around. "Who the hell do you think you are?"
6950a voice booming from everywhere talks as Halfrid gets enveloped by pure darkness
6951Halfrid Uzumaki: "H-h-help! HEL-"
6952Halfrid Uzumaki goes limp
6953Monte Miyamoto: "What?"
6954Shinobu Hisakawa: "Is it gonna do that monster thing again?"
6955"Ì¢It̶'̨sÌ´ abÌ›ou̸t ̧tÌ›iÍ¡meÍ¢ Ò‰IÌ´ stÒ‰aÌ›ŗt Ì¢do̵inÌ¢g somÍŸeÍ¡thįn̵g̶ aÒ‰bouÌ›tÍ ÍyoÍu kiÌ¢dÌ´dos. ȩven Í€ifÌ¢ y̸ou Ì•arÍe̸ ÍžkinÌ¢dÌ·aÍ Ì§eÌ•nÍ¢terÍŸtai̵nÌ¡iņgÍ€"
6956pulls the limp body from the window where it came from, taking her all the way to the roof
6957KÅlin Uzumaki: "W-what the hell is going on!"
6958Shinobu Hisakawa: (what window)
6959KÅlin Uzumaki: (the giant window that didn't need to be addressed before)
6960(All big dick CEO offices have them)
6961Richard Welkins: "What in the-?!"
6962Serafina: "This never happened before..."
6963"I-I'm completely lost here"
6964Monte Miyamoto: "Oh great."
6965KÅlin Uzumaki looks out of the broken window
6966KÅlin Uzumaki: "HALFRID?!"
6967"She's being dragged up to the roof!"
6968Shinobu Hisakawa: "There were elevators a few rooms earlier, right?"
6969"Let's go!"
6970Richard Welkins nods and goes with her
6971Monte Miyamoto runs with them
6972you enter the elevator as you head to the roof this time
6973however, as soon as you get in, the elevator locks itself
6974Richard Welkins starts banging on the doors.
6975Richard Welkins: "Does this thing control everything here?"
6976Shinobu Hisakawa: "Shit, there are maintenance hatches in those at the top, aren't there?"
6977"Ì•ThÌ·an̵k y̧ǫu foÌ›rÍ tÍ¡h̵aÍžt Ì·aÍœcÌ¡t̨ualÌ›lÍžy!Ì´"
6978Shinobu Hisakawa looks up at the ceiling.
6979Kale (GM): (ye there are)
6980"ÍŸM̸akÍ¡es iÍ t f̶aÌ¢r ͘eÌ·aÍœsiÌ•eÍrÍœ fÌ•or ÍmeÍ "
6981the elevator starts to creak and slowly slide down the shaft
6982Richard Welkins: "Climb!"
6983Monte Miyamoto attempts to blow the hatch open with a blast of magic
6984Monte Miyamoto: rolling 6d6
6985(
69862
6987+
69884
6989+
69902
6991+
69924
6993+
69944
6995+
69965
6997)
6998= 21
6999Kale (GM): (Nice)
7000(The hatch is blown open as the elevator starts falling)
7001The hatch is blown open as the elevator starts falling
7002"Th̨anÍ k you fo̶rÌ¢ doiÍ¡nÌ¢gÒ‰ Ò‰thÍiÒ‰s Í hÍowÌ¡eve̵r! your actionÍ¢s ͘h̸aÍœv̧e mądȩ me lÍžeÌ¢arÍn Ì´more ÍaboÌ·ut Ížw̧hat I sÌ·hÌ›oÍžuld Í¢d̶oÒ‰ in̶ Í¢the fu͘tÌ·u̵rÌ¢e!"
7003Monte Miyamoto gets ready to start giving the others a leg up "Hurry up!"
7004Silica Gimmes: (i'm on the phone, so just pretend i'm tagging along)
7005sparks fly as the elevator keeps going down the floors
7006Richard Welkins jumps up to the hatch with Moe's help and throws his arm down to help the others.
7007Monte Miyamoto helps Silica up and out
7008Shinobu Hisakawa gets out and helps anyone remaining out.
7009Shinobu Hisakawa: (cause I've lost track of who's in and not)
7010Kale (GM): (Kolin)
7011Monte Miyamoto: (meaning Moe's the last out)
7012KÅlin Uzumaki Kolin gets up as the elevator continues to go down, Moe coming in last
7013screeching sounds come from the sides of the elevator "What do we do?!"
7014Shinobu Hisakawa: (well they can't exactly stop it)
7015Monte Miyamoto: "Like Dick said, start climbing."
7016"A̸reÍœnÍœ'Ò‰t yÍœo͘uÍœ tÌ¡irÍžeÍ¢d ÍoÍ¡f Ì¢fiÍ¢ghÍœtÍ¢i̧nÍ¢gÌ´?ÍŸ IÌ›'̵m ̵ofÌ¡feriÌ¢nÌ¡gÌ´ ÍyÒ‰oÍ€uÍž ͘a Ì·plaÍc̸e ţo rÌ¡es̶t, Íyo̧ur̵ pÌ›h̵ysicalÍ€ bÍœo̧dy might͘ die,Í Ì¶buÍt Į'mÍ pÌ›r͘oÌ·mÌ·i͘siÍn̵g endlÍœeÌ•ss Í€hÌ·app̶inesÍs̶ ÍbÌ•eÍŸyoÍŸnÒ‰d yoÍuÌ·rÍ¢ Í¢wÍiÍœldest dÌ¡rÌ·eÌ¢a̶m͘sÌ´!"Ì·
7017KÅlin Uzumaki: (Can't Richard fly)
7018Richard Welkins: (if he has his broom)
7019Monte Miyamoto: "I'm going to be honest with you."
7020Richard Welkins: "And I'm promising to kick your stupid ass for messing with those close to us!"
7021Monte Miyamoto: "You talk like a loser, and everything coming out of your wordhole is stupid."
7022Shinobu Hisakawa: "Who are you even, and why should we care?"
7023KÅlin Uzumaki: (And he's got his mom's broom)
7024(Which means it fits in his pocket)
7025Richard Welkins: (what good will that do 6 niggas)
7026KÅlin Uzumaki: (Better than nothing)
7027Richard Welkins: (lol you guys gotta climb fuck you)
7028KÅlin Uzumaki starts looking around
7029KÅlin Uzumaki: "There's a pattern"
7030Richard Welkins: (there's uh)
7031(ladders in these things ya know)
7032KÅlin Uzumaki: (Well go jump into the ladders then)
7033(Give me an agility roll)
7034Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
7035(
70362
7037+
70384
7039+
70405
7041+
70425
7043)
7044= 16
7045Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
7046(
70475
7048+
70491
7050+
70515
7052)
7053= 11
7054(check em)
7055KÅlin Uzumaki: (Shinobu?)
7056rolling 4d6
7057(
70583
7059+
70602
7061+
70626
7063+
70645
7065)
7066= 16
7067Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
7068(
70693
7070+
70716
7072+
70735
7074+
70753
7076)
7077= 17
7078you jump, Richard and Monte clinging onto dear life, while Kolin and Shinobu slip and are barely able to hang on
7079Richard Welkins: (silica dies)
7080Silica is also there but Godot is on phone so she does fine ;^)
7081Shinobu Hisakawa: (gay)
7082"We̵ll ar̵enÍŸ't ÍœyÍŸou ÍgÍ€uÍ¡ys ̶fÍ eiÍsty!"Í
7083Richard Welkins: (consider me on the phone when we get to the boss :^^^^^^^^) )
7084Shinobu Hisakawa: (same)
7085now it's to crawl back up into the roof
7086"Ì¡I hon͘estÍžly donÌ¢'t ̶kÌ´nowÍ€ wÌ›hyÍ yo̵uÍ€'̧rÌ•e Ì•tr̶yiÌ´nÍ gÍ to sÍžtoÍp m̨e! SÍiÍ€licÌ•aÒ‰ woÍ¡uÍld hav̶e͘ ÍœhaÍœd Ížs̵o ̶muÍcÍžh of ̵aÌ¡ ̶gÌ·oodÍ¢ tim̧e Í¢iÒ‰n Ì•herÍ¡ Í€oÌ´wn Ì´worÒ‰ldÒ‰"Í€
7087"AÍŸnÒ‰d trÌ•u̸sÍ¢tÒ‰ m̶e̵! IÍ¢ Í¡hÌ•aÍœveÌ¢ a̸ Ò‰loÒ‰t ̵oÌ¡fÍ€ Í¡satisfÍied c͘uÌ¡stoÌ·meÒ‰rs"̸
7088Monte Miyamoto: "So are you going to start getting mad when you realize we're going to beat you to a bloody heap?"
7089"Ì¢fu͘fÌ¢uÍ¢fÌ¢u!Í¡ Ížt̨hÌ´at̶ kiÍ¢nÍ¡dÍ ofÒ‰ braÌ·vÌ›aÌ¡do iÌ¢s aÍlÍ waÍysÌ¢ Í cÌ•ommÍ€eÌ›ndÍ€abÍ lÌ•e!Í¢"Ì•
7090Richard Welkins: (oh so it's a woman)
7091(that's why it won't stop talking)
7092Shinobu Hisakawa: "Isn't there some faster way to get back up? I'd hate to have to listen to that for long."
7093KÅlin Uzumaki: "IÍž'̸dÒ‰ Ì›like Ì¡to Ì¢sÍ€eeÌ› ̨tÍ¡hÍœaÍ t Ì·sÍ¢aÍ¢me ̧for̸tiÍtude̸ ̸iÍœfÍ I wÌ•eÌ´re tÍ¢o dÍo ̶tÍhÍ e sa̵me ̨with ̨HaÍ¡nÍ aÍ¡!"
7094(oops)
7095"IÍž'̸dÒ‰ Ì›like Ì¡to Ì¢sÍ€eeÌ› ̨tÍ¡hÍœaÍ t Ì·sÍ¢aÍ¢me ̧for̸tiÍtude̸ ̸iÍœfÍ I wÌ•eÌ´re tÍ¢o dÍo ̶tÍhÍ e sa̵me ̨with ̨HaÍ¡nÍ aÍ¡!"
7096Richard Welkins: "Well, I have a broom, but it's not very ideal for transporting others."
7097Shinobu Hisakawa: (you're not fooling anyone kolin)
7098(stop doing a voice)
7099"SÌ›hÌ¡e'Ì•s͘ not that Í¢hÍ¡aÍœppÍŸy yÌ¢'knÌ¢ow?Í¡ t̶hÍŸeÌ› ̧sÍ trÍ¡esÌ´s ̵ofÌ› wo̶rk, the l̵ack Ì´oÍ¡fÒ‰ Ì´a l͘oved Ì´oÍn̸eÌ•. ͘h̸eÌ•r endÍ¡leÍss͘ douÍžbÍ tsÍ "Ì·
7100Richard Welkins: "Just try it you bastard."
7101"̧I cÍan sÒ‰ee Ì´eÒ‰veÍ¡rÍ¡y̸onÌ¡e'Ís Ì¡tÒ‰rÌ¢ue ÍemÍžot̸iÒ‰onsÍ¡"̶
7102Monte Miyamoto: "I'd really recommend you don't do that."
7103"The last person to try to do something to Hana doesn't exist anymore."
7104"Í¢S̨aÍ rÍŸahÌ¢ iÌ•s sÍœti̸lÌ´lÍž ̧alÌ¢iveÍ¡ ÍyÌ·'ÍŸkÌ›nÍoÍžw̵! ÍyÍžou̸ ÍshouÌ›lÌ›d̸ Ì¢t͘eÍlÍ¢lÌ› Í¡EÍ vÍŸelynÌ•e Ì¡to Ì¢vÍŸiÍs̵iÍt ̶her!̨"Íœ
7105the shaft starts catching on fire
7106elevator doors start exploding as you go up the ladder
7107roll me agility again
7108Kale (GM): (Or defense)
7109rolling 5d6
7110(
71112
7112+
71133
7114+
71155
7116+
71176
7118+
71193
7120)
7121= 19
7122Monte Miyamoto: (tbh gonna use magic to fly instead)
7123Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
7124(
71251
7126+
71271
7128+
71296
7130+
71312
7132)
7133= 10
7134Kale (GM): (Go ahead)
7135Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
7136(
71376
7138+
71392
7140+
71411
7142+
71436
7144)
7145= 15
7146Monte Miyamoto: (technically I don't have to roll but I will for fun)
7147rolling 6d6
7148(
71495
7150+
71511
7152+
71535
7154+
71555
7156+
71571
7158+
71593
7160)
7161= 20
7162Kale (GM): (Nice)
7163KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 4d6
7164(
71652
7166+
71671
7168+
71693
7170+
71711
7172)
7173= 7
7174Monte Miyamoto: (guess I'll catch Kolin too)
7175gets hit by a flying elevator door as she slips down and falls
7176Monte Miyamoto flies down after her to catch her
7177KÅlin Uzumaki holds on tight as she grabs onto you
7178KÅlin Uzumaki: "Oh shitohshitohshit"
7179"Ever͘yoÌ¡neÌ¢ ̶iÌ·n ÍŸPÍžotarÌ›u͘ Ì·is unÍderÍœ my sigÍhÌ›t̨. no̵ oÍžne Í¡wÌ·ilÍ¢l ÍœeveÍœŗ bÌ¡elieÌ›vÍe t͘hat IÌ› ̸ęxÍŸisÌ›t, Í aÌ¢ndÌ¡ ÍyÍouÍŸ'l̸l Í nÍževeŗ Ò‰find meÌ›. ÍžwhÍ¡y f̶ighÍžt itÌ´ thÒ‰ȩnÒ‰?"
7180Shinobu Hisakawa: "Cause you started it!"
7181Monte Miyamoto starts flying back up "You know how many people have tried saying our families would never do something?"
7182you finally reach the last floor
7183Richard Welkins: "You've picked the wrong people to ask that."
7184Monte Miyamoto: "I'm going to make you eat your words."
7185"WeÌ›llÍ aÍ€inÍ'tÍ Í¡that fÍunÍ, I'mÌ¢ Í¢eÍ€xpÒ‰e̸cting Í¢yÍ¢oÌ¢u!Íž Ì¡I want Ì•yÍ o̧u̶ Ì·toÍ proÌ·vÍe̶ tÌ·o mÌ›eÍŸ howÍŸ muÍ€ch thÍ oseÍ nÌ·ameÍ sÍ¢ Ò‰ofÍŸ yÍ ours reaÍŸlly ÍmeaÌ›nÍŸ!̶"̨
7186Monte Miyamoto: "Oh go drink motor oil."
7187you exit the roof as you see a strange beast standing on the roof
7188Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's not a nice way to talk about black people)
7189fóvos shambles towards you, it's arms moving on their own as what's clearly a cybernetic skeleton inside a capsule lays still
7190Richard Welkins: (directed by hideo kojima)
7191Shinobu Hisakawa: "All that talk and it still gives us the usual?"
7192"ÍžI waÍ¡nt̵ yoÌ¡uÍŸ Ì•tÌ´o win,̸ IÒ‰ ̧wÍŸa͘nt to Ì›get Í€sÍŸmarÌ´tÍ¢eÍœrÌ´ aÍ¡nÌ·d̨ stÍr̵ǫngęr Ížf̶or eveÍ¡ryÌ¢ eÍn̸couÌ·nteÍ rÍ¡ yÍoÌ›u Ì´ȩnÌ›tÌ•eÍ¢r͘"
7193"UÍn̶tÍžiÌ›ļ you'Í¡re not͘ ÍŸabÌ•lÌ¡e tÍžo keÍ¢e̸pÌ› ÍuÍpÌ· aÍ n̨ymoÌ·r̵e̶"ÍŸ
7194Monte Miyamoto: "Oh no."
7195"It's retarded."
7196"̶T̸HÍEN ÍžIÒ‰'llÌ› Í know ̨yÍžoÌ•u'vÌ•e ̨bec̵oÍžme ÍŸusÍœelÌ›es͘s ̧tÌ•o mÍžeÍœ"
7197Richard Welkins: ((s)he's intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
7198Monte Miyamoto: "So it's not even that it's overconfident."
7199"It genuinely isn't capable of keeping up but desperately wants to try."
7200fóvos: (Do I stop now and wait for godot?)
7201Richard Welkins: (guess it depends on how long he'll be gone)
7202Shinobu Hisakawa: (good excuse to continue tomorrow)
7203(still haven't slept since doing those 300+ miles)
7204fóvos: (What hour is it in poland)
7205Shinobu Hisakawa: (just past midnight)
7206fóvos: (Welp, I guess we can end it there)
7207Kawaii: ends on Momo owning the villain by pointing out that he's not even strong enough to be so confident as the villain
7208Kale (GM): didya rike it
7209Kawaii: rolling 1d11
7210(
72115
7212)
7213= 5
72145/10 it's alright
7215Jazz: rolling 4d6
7216(
72176
7218+
72191
7220+
72214
7222+
72231
7224)
7225= 12
72266/10
7227unfinished :^)
7228Godot: rolling 1d11
7229(
72304
7231)
7232= 4
7233could have been a lot better
7234Kale (GM): rolling d420
7235(
7236306
7237)
7238= 306
7239rolling 4d20
7240(
724118
7242+
724311
7244+
724512
7246+
72477
7248)
7249= 48
7250Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
7251(
7252125
7253)
7254= 125
7255rolling 4d20
7256(
72577
7258+
725916
7260+
72613
7262+
72638
7264)
7265= 34
7266Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
7267(
726815
7269+
727020
7271+
727210
7273+
72742
7275)
7276= 47
7277rolling d420
7278(
727934
7280)
7281= 34
7282Silica Gimmes: rolling 4d20
7283(
72841
7285+
728618
7287+
728817
7289+
729020
7291)
7292= 56
7293rolling d420
7294(
729582
7296)
7297= 82
7298Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
7299(
730066
7301)
7302= 66
7303rolling 4d20!
7304(
730510
7306+
73078
7308+
730917
7310+
73112
7312)
7313= 37
7314roll me intiative
7315Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
7316(
73172
7318+
73194
7320+
73213
7322)
7323= 9
7324(impressive)
7325Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
7326(
73275
7328+
73292
7330+
73314
7332+
73332
7334)
7335= 13
7336Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
7337(
73385
7339+
73401
7341+
73425
7343+
73444
7345)
7346= 15
7347KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 4d6
7348(
73493
7350+
73511
7352+
73532
7354+
73554
7356)
7357= 10
7358fóvos: rolling 6d6
7359(
73602
7361+
73626
7363+
73645
7365+
73664
7367+
73686
7369+
73704
7371)
7372= 27
7373Silica Gimmes: rolling 6d6
7374(
73751
7376+
73775
7378+
73793
7380+
73815
7382+
73834
7384+
73854
7386)
7387= 22
7388fóvos screams as he runs towards you, it's arms pointing at you before laserbeams come out
7389fóvos: rolling 5d6
7390(
73914
7392+
73931
7394+
73953
7396+
73973
7398+
73994
7400)
7401= 15
7402(You got +2 defense for being in full cover)
7403(Also it's aimed at Richard
7404Richard Welkins: (wowie)
7405rolling 6d6
7406(
74074
7408+
74094
7410+
74116
7412+
74135
7414+
74152
7416+
74175
7418)
7419= 26
7420Silica Gimmes: (check 'em)
7421Shinobu's turn
7422Shinobu Hisakawa gets out of cover to face the monster
7423Shinobu Hisakawa: (and close some distance)
7424fóvos: (That's it?)
7425Shinobu Hisakawa: (yes)
7426Silica's turn
7427Silica Gimmes: (time for magic)
7428Silica Gimmes Ice Shard Missile
7429ATK (8) 1 1 2 2 2 3 5 5
7430DX 5
7431END 10
7432Effective +2
7433fóvos: rolling 5d6
7434(
74354
7436+
74373
7438+
74394
7440+
74414
7442+
74436
7444)
7445= 21
7446(It's time for shit rolls)
7447Richard Welkins: (womp)
7448Moe's turn
7449Monte Miyamoto: (oh boy)
7450Monte Miyamoto moves forward and tries taking some shots with his gun
7451Monte Miyamoto: rolling 6d6
7452(
74532
7454+
74556
7456+
74574
7458+
74591
7460+
74615
7462+
74633
7464)
7465= 21
7466(now that's a spread)
7467fóvos: rolling 5d6
7468(
74695
7470+
74715
7472+
74731
7474+
74752
7476+
74776
7478)
7479= 19
7480Monte Miyamoto: (this is bullshit straights beat pairs in poker)
7481(:^))
7482fóvos: (Where you want Kolin to go)
7483Richard Welkins: (what would she do in this situation :^) )
7484fóvos: (Try to fight, or pussy out)
7485(One of the two :^)
7486Silica Gimmes: (she better fight)
7487KÅlin Uzumaki goes to give Dick his quarter staff "You might need it"
7488Richard Welkins: (I have a hammer)
7489KÅlin Uzumaki: (What)
7490Richard Welkins: (the quarterstaff was the weapon he used first???)
7491(and then he got the lucerne)
7492KÅlin Uzumaki: (Oh I forgot)
7493(Well scratch that, she goes between the space in the cover)
7494Dick's turn
7495Richard Welkins: (oh wait lmao)
7496Richard Welkins snaps his fingers as he runs out of cover.
7497Richard Welkins: (das it)
7498fóvos charges up as rocket boosters come from it's back before making a mad dash at both you and Mithi
7499fóvos: rolling 6d6
7500(
75011
7502+
75035
7504+
75056
7506+
75072
7508+
75093
7510+
75116
7512)
7513= 23
7514Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
7515(
75164
7517+
75184
7519+
75206
7521+
75225
7523)
7524= 19
7525Mithridates: rolling 3d6
7526(
75274
7528+
75292
7530+
75312
7532)
7533= 8
7534(ok)
7535fóvos: (DX 3)
7536(and)
7537Shinobu Hisakawa: (you telling me I gotta spend another turn walking)
7538you get pushed as the machine grabs you two by the head and drags you along the floor before flying up in the sky
7539Shinobu's turn
7540fóvos: (Attacking it in melee now requires an agility roll to jump to where it is)
7541Shinobu Hisakawa: (sick)
7542rolling 4d6
7543(
75441
7545+
75462
7547+
75481
7549+
75502
7551)
7552= 6
7553(awesome)
7554fóvos: (nobe)
7555Silica Gimmes: (very nice)
7556Shinobu Hisakawa: (is there like no reroll mechanic in this system)
7557Silica Gimmes: (now watch this drive)
7558fóvos: (There's the drama dice)
7559Silica Gimmes:
7560Silica Gimmes Lightning Missile
7561ATK (8) 1 2 6 6 5 1 3 1
7562DX 3
7563END 10
7564Paralyzing
7565Shinobu Hisakawa: (which is what again)
7566fóvos: (That basically let's you add another dice)
7567(You get 2 per session I think)
7568(But no one ever uses them so whatever)
7569rolling 5d6
7570(
75711
7572+
75732
7574+
75754
7576+
75772
7578+
75793
7580)
7581= 12
7582Shinobu Hisakawa: (I could use it)
7583(if you didn't skip over my turn)
7584Monte Miyamoto: (I always assumed you needed lucky or to spend EN to get them)
7585fóvos: (Fine)
7586(Use the dice)
7587Shinobu Hisakawa: (watch this pair of 1s)
7588rolling 2d6
7589(
75901
7591+
75921
7593)
7594= 2
7595(yep)
7596fóvos: (lmao)
7597fóvos gets paralized by shockwaves as it falls down onto the floor
7598fóvos: (Not enough to paralyze for a turn)
7599(But enough to bring it down)
7600Moe's turn
7601Monte Miyamoto: (hmm)
7602Silica Gimmes: (hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm)
7603Monte Miyamoto rushes at it while it's down and tries slashing it
7604Monte Miyamoto:
7605Monte Miyamoto Shashka
7606ATK (4) 6 1 2 4
7607DX 3
7608END 0
7609fóvos: rolling 4d6
7610(
76116
7612+
76136
7614+
76153
7616+
76173
7618)
7619= 18
7620Mithridates: (it can't keep getting away with his
7621KÅlin Uzumaki goes to hit it with her quarter staff
7622KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 4d6
7623(
76241
7625+
76266
7627+
76284
7629+
76304
7631)
7632= 15
7633fóvos: rolling 4d6
7634(
76351
7636+
76372
7638+
76393
7640+
76416
7642)
7643= 12
7644Silica Gimmes: (just like spend half your endurance again sax)
7645(punch it off the tower)
7646Mithridates: (but we want her alive)
7647fóvos: (That is a viable strategy)
7648(I mean)
7649(You stab it, shoot it, punch it and burn it)
7650Silica Gimmes: (just like in Dark Souls II:tm:)
7651fóvos: (And everyone inside is always find and dandy)
7652Shinobu Hisakawa: (I was actually going to spend 90% of my endurance)
7653Silica Gimmes: (yeah, do it)
7654fóvos: (If you throw it out of the tower, it's an insta win)
7655Silica Gimmes: (can't fly right now)
7656fóvos: (Same goes for you if he manages to send down)
7657Dick's turn
7658Richard Welkins stumbles up to his feet and grips his gun with both hands as he channels magic into it.
7659Richard Welkins:
7660Richard Welkins Dragon's Breath Shot
7661ATK (6) 6 1 5 6 6 5
7662DX 3
7663END 20
7664Continued Effect 2
7665fóvos: (nice)
7666(Now watch this triple 6)
7667Silica Gimmes: (satan trips)
7668óvos: rolling 5d6
7669(
76701
7671+
76726
7673+
76743
7675+
76761
7677+
76785
7679)
7680= 16
7681Silica Gimmes: (not today)
7682fóvos: (What are the rules for continued effect again)
7683Richard Welkins: (Until the effect is somehow neutralized, or a number of Rounds equal to the Level of your Ability pass, it will continue dealing (or healing) half of the original Damage inflicted each Round, rounded up. If this Perk is taken twice, use the full amount of Damage.)
7684fóvos: (So uh, what's the level of your ability)
7685(2?)
7686Richard Welkins: (for magic ye)
7687fóvos: (so 2 turns of 36 damage)
7688Richard Welkins: (after this initial 36 dmg :^^) )
7689fóvos: (ye)
7690the machine catches on fire as sparks and whirrs start appearing
7691fóvos 's arms start spinning as lasers come out from around it, hitting all near it
7692fóvos: rolling 6d6
7693(
76943
7695+
76965
7697+
76985
7699+
77001
7701+
77025
7703+
77041
7705)
7706= 20
7707(To Moe, Shinobu, and Kolin)
7708Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
7709(
77105
7711+
77122
7713+
77141
7715+
77164
7717)
7718= 12
7719KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 5d6
7720(
77215
7722+
77232
7724+
77255
7726+
77271
7728+
77292
7730)
7731= 15
7732Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
7733(
77344
7735+
77362
7737+
77382
7739)
7740= 8
7741Shinobu Hisakawa: (what's the DX)
7742KÅlin Uzumaki: (3)
7743Richard Welkins: (he can't keep getting away with this)
7744Shinobu Hisakawa: (sweet lost half health)
7745(those bars piss me off cause they always have wrong values)
7746Shinobu's turn
7747Shinobu Hisakawa: (I don't have 50 EN I have 80)
7748(but I'm boutta have 10)
7749(meaning I'm adding 14 dice)
7750KÅlin Uzumaki: (jesus fuck)
7751(At least make it important and massive as fuck)
7752(You're like, breaking an arm or some shit
7753Shinobu Hisakawa: (just gotta roll 18 1s and it will roll 3 6s)
7754Silica Gimmes: (just roll all 6's)
7755Monte Miyamoto groans as he tries getting back up
7756Silica Gimmes: (ez pz)
7757Shinobu Hisakawa shakes her head, recovering from the laser barrage. "So this annoying voice thing wants to watch us fight to see how it can keep up?"
7758Shinobu Hisakawa starts putting magic energy into her weapon to the point where a small trickle of blood comes out of her nose. "K-keep up with this."
7759Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 18d6
7760(
77613
7762+
77631
7764+
77651
7766+
77674
7768+
77691
7770+
77713
7772+
77735
7774+
77752
7776+
77773
7778+
77791
7780+
77811
7782+
77831
7784+
77855
7786+
77873
7788+
77891
7790+
77914
7792+
77933
7794+
77955
7796)
7797= 47
7798Richard Welkins: (fucking lol)
7799KÅlin Uzumaki: (I'll let you reroll it)
7800Shinobu Hisakawa: (predictably enough it's pathetic)
7801KÅlin Uzumaki: (That's too shit)
7802Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 18d6
7803(
78042
7805+
78066
7807+
78084
7809+
78103
7811+
78121
7813+
78143
7815+
78165
7817+
78185
7819+
78205
7821+
78223
7823+
78245
7825+
78261
7827+
78285
7829+
78306
7831+
78323
7833+
78342
7835+
78364
7837+
78381
7839)
7840= 64
7841KÅlin Uzumaki: (Much better)
7842Shinobu Hisakawa: (25 out of 18 dice)
7843Silica Gimmes: (only had to reroll ;))))))))))))
7844KÅlin Uzumaki: (Hey, I'll give you one extra reroll but you'll have to take whatever the result is :^) )
7845(Keep the 25 or risk it all)
7846Shinobu Hisakawa: (I'll take it)
7847rolling 18d6
7848(
78494
7850+
78513
7852+
78535
7854+
78553
7856+
78576
7858+
78591
7860+
78615
7862+
78633
7864+
78655
7866+
78674
7868+
78693
7870+
78715
7872+
78735
7874+
78751
7876+
78776
7878+
78793
7880+
78815
7882+
78834
7884)
7885= 71
7886(30)
7887(dx is 3)
7888(I guess I'll have to buy a new sword)
7889KÅlin Uzumaki: (hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
7890(Not only that)
7891(You'll have to get someone to look at your arms)
7892(Cause you just broke em into little pieces)
7893Shinobu Hisakawa: (>little pieces)
7894KÅlin Uzumaki: (BUT!)
7895(You just beat his ass)
7896(So there's that)
7897you swing the sword with wild abandon as you can hear your arms crack and the sword shatter in pieces, the machine getting thrown into a building nearby, completely obliterating it. your head's numb and there's blood coming out of places where it shouldn't
7898suddenly the world starts to turn red as an earthquake starts rumbling
7899Silica Gimmes: "Whoa. He really pissed you off."
7900Shinobu Hisakawa drops to her knees. "...That do it?"
7901Shinobu Hisakawa: "Cause, uh..."
7902"I think I overdid it a little."
7903Monte Miyamoto looks concerned"More than a little."
7904from the building a missile in the shape of a robotic skeleton throws itself at you, going trough the building and demolishing. making you all start falling
7905KÅlin Uzumaki: "It's STILL ALIVE?!"
7906Silica Gimmes: "Sore loser."
7907you're all falling as the robot starts throwing laserbeams like it was an EDM show
7908Silica's turn
7909Shinobu Hisakawa: (did you say I defeated it)
7910KÅlin Uzumaki: (Ye, the first phase)
7911(:^) )
7912Silica Gimmes:
7913Silica Gimmes Ice Shard Missile
7914ATK (8) 3 4 6 6 1 6 4 6
7915DX 5
7916END 10
7917Effective +2
7918KÅlin Uzumaki: (nvm)
7919Shinobu Hisakawa: (I assumed we talked the first phase down earlier)
7920Silica Gimmes: (get FUCKED)
7921KÅlin Uzumaki: (You defeated it)
7922fóvos: rolling 4d6
7923(
79243
7925+
79263
7927+
79283
7929+
79302
7931)
7932= 11
7933Silica Gimmes casts a mighty ice missile.
7934fóvos gets pierced by it as it screams like with a synthetized voice, before a counter appears on it's forehead "3 MINUTES TILL SELF DESTRUCT"
7935Serafina: "oh crap, oh crap!"
7936Monte Miyamoto: "Oh you've got to be kidding."
7937Silica Gimmes: "Like I said, sore loser."
7938Shinobu Hisakawa: "What now?"
7939Serafina: "I....I don't know!"
7940Monte Miyamoto points up at it with one hand and holds it stable with his other hand "As if I know! Try to break it before it blows up?"
7941Richard Welkins pulls his broom out of his pocket.
7942Monte Miyamoto:
7943Monte Miyamoto Shooting Star
7944ATK (8) 3 2 3 3 1 6 2 5
7945DX 4
7946END 20
7947Ranged, Effective 2, Accurate 2
7948Serafina: (No defense)
7949(So gibe me the damage)
7950Richard Welkins: (it's uh all right there)
7951(9*4)
7952gets hit as it's right arm get's thrown away
7953Richard Welkins: (well that's gonna take way too long then)
7954KÅlin Uzumaki Kolin hurls her quarter staff towards it
7955KÅlin Uzumaki: rolling 4d6
7956(
79574
7958+
79593
7960+
79612
7962+
79631
7964)
7965= 10
7966fóvos gets pierced by the spear as well, spinning slowly as the wind resistance moves it around
7967Dick's turn
7968Richard Welkins: "Be back in a second."
7969Richard Welkins flies up towards the skellington and grabs hold of it.
7970you grab it as you fly up into the sky
7971Richard Welkins: (what's the timer)
7972fóvos: (2 minutes now)
7973Richard Welkins: (guess I keep going up then :^) )
7974as you keep going up, back down, the windows of all surrounding buildings break as they all head towards you
7975fóvos: (For everyone)
7976rolling 4d6
7977(
79785
7979+
79803
7981+
79822
7983+
79842
7985)
7986= 12
7987(Except Richard)
7988Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
7989(
79903
7991+
79924
7993+
79943
7995+
79966
7997)
7998= 16
7999(dodging with two broken arms)
8000(still good though)
8001Richard Welkins: (glass falls everyone dies)
8002Silica Gimmes: rolling 6d6
8003(
80042
8005+
80061
8007+
80082
8009+
80101
8011+
80121
8013+
80141
8015)
8016= 8
8017Richard Welkins: (a new take on an old standard)
8018Silica Gimmes: (impressive)
8019fóvos: (DX 2)
8020(Also Moe)
8021Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
8022(
80235
8024+
80256
8026+
80272
8028)
8029= 13
8030Shinobu's turn
8031Shinobu Hisakawa: (what am I gonna do)
8032Richard Welkins: (find a way to stop falling :^) )
8033fóvos: (Break your legs)
8034Shinobu Hisakawa: (my arms are less functional than halfrid's)
8035fóvos: (Obviously)
8036(Why stop at just arms)
8037Silica Gimmes: (bite it)
8038Shinobu Hisakawa: (I've got nothing)
8039Silica Gimmes: (with your strong oni teeth)
8040Silica's turn
8041Shinobu Hisakawa: (like, are we still falling?)
8042fóvos: (ye)
8043Shinobu Hisakawa: (cool)
8044Silica Gimmes:
8045Silica Gimmes Ice Shard Missile
8046ATK (8) 2 6 6 5 2 2 3 1
8047DX 5
8048END 10
8049Effective +2
8050Shinobu Hisakawa: "Would love to help you guys but I kind of can't!"
8051a shard barely passes next to Richard as it throws the robot in the air even more, tearing away the remaining extremities, making it into just a torso
8052Moe's turn
8053Silica Gimmes yells, "Finish it off!"
8054Monte Miyamoto: "Fine!"
8055Monte Miyamoto Shooting Star
8056ATK (8) 6 2 4 5 5 4 5 3
8057DX 4
8058END 20
8059Ranged, Effective 2, Accurate 2
8060the shooting star goes right through the head of the robot as it's starts getting filled with light
8061fóvos looks like it's about to explode!
8062Richard Welkins: (only one thing to do)
8063Richard what do you do, cause you're in the middle of the clouds and the rest ain't in the blast zone anymore
8064Silica Gimmes: (just like fly away)
8065Richard Welkins throws the skellie into the air and comes back around the side holding his polearm in both hands.
8066Richard Welkins:
8067Richard Welkins Lucernce Thwack
8068ATK (5) 5 2 1 6 5
8069DX 4
8070END 20
8071Accurate 2, Armor Piercing. Effective 2
8072(batter up)
8073you bat the skelly as he gets send into a different direction before exploding into a ball of light
8074Serafina: "That's it!"
8075"Who knows how to shoot fire?"
8076Richard Welkins: "Halfrid's not in this world anymore?"
8077Serafina: "I already got the girl's body by using the explosion as a portal!"
8078"Pretty smart isn't it?"
8079"Just shoot something with fire in it and I'll be able to turn it into a portal!"
8080Monte Miyamoto: "That would've been useful information sooner."
8081Serafina: "I just figured it out!"
8082"Don't be so rude!"
8083Silica Gimmes: "Any excuse to cast a missile!"
8084Richard Welkins flies back down towards them
8085Silica Gimmes casts a fire missile to use as a portal.
8086the fire missile goes down to the ground as it immedieately gets opened and you enter the crimson hall
8087YÅ«waku-sha: "Master!"
8088YÅ«waku-sha tackles Richard in Mid-air "Oh I tought you died master!"
8089crap the tackle threw you off the side!
8090Shinobu Hisakawa: (of what)
8091Richard Welkins: (his broom)
8092YÅ«waku-sha: (Of the line of sight)
8093Richard Welkins: (oh)
8094YÅ«waku-sha: (Into the portal)
8095Shinobu Hisakawa: (epic)
8096Richard Welkins: (can't believe richard died)
8097YÅ«waku-sha: (He's still falling, the others already crashed into the hall)
8098Shinobu Hisakawa: (bye dick)
8099YÅ«waku-sha: (He did doing what he loved)
8100Shinobu Hisakawa: (your sacrifice will not be forgotten)
8101YÅ«waku-sha: (Getting titties pressed on him)
8102Richard Welkins: "Oh for the love of-"
8103Richard Welkins tries to pull back in the direction of the portal.
8104YÅ«waku-sha: (Give me agility)
8105Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
8106(
81076
8108+
81091
8110+
81113
8112)
8113= 10
8114you try to correct your direction but you're sent of to the side of a building, drifting on the windowed walls with your feet and your broom, breaking the windows as you go along it's side
8115Serafina: "I can't hold it much longer!"
8116"The flame won't be strong enough to work as a portal"
8117Richard Welkins: (im out of end so no magic fire from me)
8118Silica Gimmes: (demand your thot to assist)
8119Serafina: (Roll me agility again)
8120Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
8121(
81221
8123+
81241
8125+
81262
8127)
8128= 4
8129(I'm in danger)
8130Serafina: (You got drama dice :^) )
8131Richard Welkins: (snake eyes)
8132Silica Gimmes: (DANGER ZONE)
8133Richard Welkins: rolling 2d6
8134(
81356
8136+
81374
8138)
8139= 10
8140Serafina: (Good enough)
8141you jump off to the side and manage to enter diagonally into the portal
8142Portals being what they are. you keep your momentum and crash against the ceiling of the hall before landing on the couch
8143Shinobu Hisakawa: (can't believe richard died)
8144everyone else is also crashed into walls and other assortments
8145Shinobu Hisakawa: (and everyone else too)
8146Serafina: "Oh thank god you're all safe"
8147Silica Gimmes: "Ow."
8148Richard Welkins: "That's one way to put it."
8149Shinobu Hisakawa stays where she fell. "...For a given value of safe."
8150Shinobu Hisakawa: "I think I'm sure I broke something."
8151Silica Gimmes gets up and dusts herself off.
8152Shinobu Hisakawa: "We got her out, right?"
8153Richard Welkins: (someone get out the portal picture about momentum going through the portals)
8154Silica Gimmes: "Why an exploding skeleton bomb?"
8155Serafina: "Why a flesh eating monster?"
8156"Why a mechanical woman in a dress?"
8157Richard Welkins keeps still for a minute.
8158Serafina shrugs
8159Silica Gimmes: "This thing has serious issues."
8160"Beyond trying to murder people."
8161Silica Gimmes shakes her head.
8162Guinevere looks at Shinobu that crashed onto her store "Buy somzing?"
8163Guinevere gives a toothy grin
8164Monte Miyamoto looks around "So who needs healing first?"
8165Shinobu Hisakawa: "Would raise my hand if I could."
8166Silica Gimmes does a quick duo of claps. "Penelope!"
8167Penelope runs towards Silica "Yes boss! ready for duty boss!"
8168Shinobu Hisakawa looks at the scaly jew. "I'm going to, but later."
8169Silica Gimmes: "Can you put the onis on a couch. They're all pretty beaten up and heavy."
8170Penelope was hoping she's ask how her day was but salutes anyways "Y-yes boss!"
8171Penelope puts a naked Halfrid on the couch as she looks at Richard
8172Penelope: "Can you move please"
8173Richard Welkins: "Yeah yeah."
8174Richard Welkins rolls of the couch
8175Richard Welkins: (off)
8176Penelope plops Halfrid into the couch
8177she's got her mechanical arms, and the whole ordeal has made her left eye misplaced, showing the cybernetics on it
8178Monte Miyamoto: (guess I'll just use up the rest of my en being a healer)
8179Shinobu Hisakawa: (misplaced you say)
8180(or misaligned)
8181Penelope: (That)
8182Monte Miyamoto goes around to everybody one by one to begin treating their injuries
8183Monte Miyamoto: rolling 5d6
8184(
81855
8186+
81871
8188+
81891
8190+
81914
8192+
81935
8194)
8195= 16
8196they all get healed eventually
8197while you're healing Halfrid she slowly starts to wake up
8198Halfrid Uzumaki: "..w-where...where the fuck?"
8199(Everyone just gained 3 XP)
8200Silica Gimmes is staring at her arms. "So cool."
8201Shinobu Hisakawa: (do I still have my arms)
8202Halfrid Uzumaki: (Ye)
8203(But they're sore as fuck)
8204Silica Gimmes: (is this the first time we've gotten xp)
8205Halfrid Uzumaki: (And they hurt like shit to move)
8206(ye)
8207(First time)
8208Silica Gimmes: (okay, just wanted to make sure)
8209Halfrid Uzumaki looks around
8210Halfrid Uzumaki: (I'm assuming she got eventually covered in a blanket)
8211Shinobu Hisakawa: (no)
8212Halfrid Uzumaki: (oh)
8213(welp)
8214Shinobu Hisakawa: (they're checking her out obviously)
8215Halfrid Uzumaki: (Just Moe)
8216Richard Welkins: (I'm unable to look)
8217(I'm on the floor)
8218Monte Miyamoto: (Moe's busy healing people)
8219Halfrid Uzumaki: (Wanting to grate cheese on them abs)
8220(Halfrid woke up while Moe was healing her)
8221Silica Gimmes: (in the nude. nice)
8222Richard Welkins: (so she's covered then)
8223Halfrid Uzumaki: (That's what I assumed)
8224Halfrid Uzumaki looks at herself before her eyes widen
8225Halfrid Uzumaki throws herself out of the couch as she grabs the blanket
8226Halfrid Uzumaki: "W-w-what the hell are you doing?!"
8227"Stop looking at me!"
8228Monte Miyamoto: "How am I supposed to treat injuries if I can't see them?"
8229Richard Welkins speaks from the floor. "I'm not."
8230Halfrid Uzumaki: "I don't give a shit! dont't look at me!"
8231Silica Gimmes: "The arms are too cool to NOT stare at."
8232Halfrid Uzumaki: "SHUT UP!"
8233Richard Welkins: "Are we going through this again?"
8234Shinobu Hisakawa: "Ow."
8235Halfrid Uzumaki starts to get her memories back
8236Richard Welkins: "Halfrid take a minute and sit down."
8237Halfrid Uzumaki: "I don't give a shit if you know about my arms! you're not looking at them!"
8238"I'm not leaving here until I can cover them properly!"
8239Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's better than running away."
8240Halfrid Uzumaki curls in the blankets
8241Richard Welkins: "Well, you're properly covered in real life."
8242"So there's not a real reason for that."
8243Halfrid Uzumaki: "This is real life you idiot!"
8244"Wait."
8245Shinobu Hisakawa: "Kind of."
8246"Not exactly."
8247Halfrid Uzumaki: "Am I dead?!"
8248Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's what we just prevented."
8249Richard Welkins: "It's a long story."
8250Halfrid Uzumaki: "Just...just get me a sweater or something!"
8251Shinobu Hisakawa looks to Sera. "Can you make something?"
8252Serafina: "20 gold!"
8253Shinobu Hisakawa: "Fine, here."
8254Silica Gimmes: (the thot came through the portal, too, right)
8255Serafina: (ye)
8256Silica Gimmes: "Wait, wait."
8257"Can we trade the thot for a sweater instead?"
8258Serafina: "Uuuuuh"
8259Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sounds good."
8260Serafina: "I never tried"
8261"And I don't think that's very...morally acceptable"
8262Monte Miyamoto: "The what?"
8263Silica Gimmes: "Her. The slut."
8264YÅ«waku-sha is knocked out on the floor
8265Silica Gimmes points at the thot on the floor.
8266Silica Gimmes: "What about a work contract. She's your servant for now on."
8267"For a single sweater."
8268Richard Welkins: "How about we trade you in for some gold Silica?"
8269Shinobu Hisakawa: "What, you wanna keep her?"
8270Serafina: "I don't feel comfortable answering that"
8271Serafina scratches her hair
8272Shinobu Hisakawa: (dick got attached)
8273Serafina: (he wants to practice his kissing some more)
8274Monte Miyamoto frowns "Is there any good answer for this?"
8275Shinobu Hisakawa: "Whatever, I said I'll pay. Just give the girl some clothes."
8276Richard Welkins shrugs. "She tried to kill me once, Silica tried to have Kolin kill me once."
8277Richard Welkins: "There
8278(fuck)
8279Serafina makes a green sweater appear with happy faces
8280Shinobu Hisakawa: "She also almost got you killed just now."
8281Richard Welkins: "Not much a difference as far as I can see."
8282Serafina throws it at Halfrid
8283Silica Gimmes: (and the mouth rape)
8284Halfrid Uzumaki puts it on as she stands up more collected, still naked from the lower part down though
8285Halfrid Uzumaki: "That's better at least"
8286Halfrid Uzumaki makes a makeshift skirt from the blanket
8287Halfrid Uzumaki looks at her uncovered hands and promptly tries to put her hands inside the sleeves, so as to show as little of her metal arms as possible
8288Richard Welkins turns to Sera. "How much would it cost to dress her a bit more modestly?"
8289Halfrid Uzumaki: "It's fine"
8290Richard Welkins: "Not you."
8291Shinobu Hisakawa: (she likes the breeze)
8292Halfrid Uzumaki: "The skirt covers the important bits"
8293Richard Welkins points at the girl on the floor.
8294Serafina: "She's covered though"
8295Shinobu Hisakawa: "How much would it cost to reeducate her into a tolerable being?"
8296Serafina: "I'm not a teacher"
8297Richard Welkins: "That's my job apparently."
8298Serafina: "You'll just have to do it yourself. cause once she wakes up her personality starts to grow"
8299Shinobu Hisakawa: (wonder what kolin thinks of that)
8300KÅlin Uzumaki crosses her arms and just sits on a chair already healed, ignoring the conversation with a frown
8301Richard Welkins: (I don't know, but shinbou sure seems interested in this for some reason)
8302KÅlin Uzumaki: (She's jealous)
8303Silica Gimmes: (are we about to see an epic retelling of the taming of the shrew)
8304Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye cause she had to pick up the slack for the 3 of you niggas)
8305(who got charmed)
8306Monte Miyamoto: "We can only hope her personality grows to have some shame."
8307Richard Welkins: (duly noted :^) )
8308(we'll start keeping tallies)
8309"She's covered yes, but not modest."
8310Serafina: "I guess uuuh, 20 gold for a shirt?"
8311Silica Gimmes motions Penny over to her.
8312Richard Welkins hands her the gold.
8313Penelope: "yes sir?"
8314Shinobu Hisakawa looks at Halfrid. "We should probably fill you in on what exactly happened here."
8315Silica Gimmes puts her hand on Penny's shoulder. "Beware that girl."
8316Halfrid Uzumaki nods
8317Silica Gimmes: "I don't want to see you taken advantage of by her."
8318Penelope: "What? why?"
8319Richard Welkins: (she does)
8320Shinobu Hisakawa: (not before she writes a fanfic about it)
8321Penelope: "Is she out to take the kingdom's secrets?"
8322Silica Gimmes: "She's out to take something, alright."
8323Penelope: "Will she steal our precious melon cakes?"
8324Silica Gimmes leans in, "Sexual."
8325Silica Gimmes: "She's no good."
8326Silica Gimmes wags her finger. "So keep your guard up around her."
8327Penelope whispers back "Don't worry sir, I have a chastity belt on right now"
8328Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
8329Silica Gimmes nods her head in approval. "Smart thinking."
8330Penelope: "You're the only one able to open it"
8331Silica Gimmes: "What?"
8332Penelope: "What?"
8333"Did you say something?"
8334Silica Gimmes: "No, no."
8335Penelope: "Ah"
8336Silica Gimmes: "Good talk."
8337Penelope: "Of course"
8338Monte Miyamoto stares over at Silica and Penelope for a bit before turning back to Halfrid "So this situation."
8339Shinobu Hisakawa: "Trying to think how to make it concise."
8340you explain the whole thing to Halfrid
8341Halfrid Uzumaki: "So...that's what's happening?"
8342Shinobu Hisakawa: "It was a bit different than the last time, though."
8343"Like that thing made it all happen by forcing you to stop that truck."
8344Halfrid Uzumaki looks down "So...it knew?"
8345Richard Welkins: "It knows quite a lot."
8346Monte Miyamoto: "It knows a lot and nothing at the same time."
8347Richard Welkins: "Rather, it knows a lot about people."
8348Serafina: "It's evolving every time we fight it"
8349Serafina sits on the counter
8350Serafina: "That's what she said isn't it?"
8351Shinobu Hisakawa: "Which is why we should be thinking how to make a move against it."
8352how did Sera know it was a she?
8353Silica Gimmes: (she listens in on us)
8354Richard Welkins: (cause it laughed)
8355(fufufufufu)
8356(boys don't laugh like that)
8357Silica Gimmes: (and yeah, it had a girly laugh)
8358Shinobu Hisakawa: (unless it's a homo)
8359Richard Welkins: (unless it's a really really really gay slaaneshi demon or something)
8360Shinobu Hisakawa: (you are GAY)
8361Serafina: (Still, it had a warped af voice)
8362Shinobu Hisakawa: "How do you figure it's a she?"
8363Serafina: "Huh?"
8364"W-well, it just felt like it was a she"
8365Silica Gimmes: "How?"
8366Serafina: "Don't know how to explain it"
8367Richard Welkins: (only women can talk that long about themselves and nothing at the same time)
8368Serafina scratches her head "Dunno"
8369Shinobu Hisakawa: "It's not something you're not telling us, is it?"
8370Serafina: "What? why wouldn't I tell you?"
8371"I legitimately don't know"
8372Shinobu Hisakawa: "Just making sure."
8373Serafina: "It just feels like it's a woman"
8374Silica Gimmes: "Or maybe you don't know that you know."
8375Serafina shrugs
8376Richard Welkins picks up the girl and puts her in one of the chairs. "Give her the shirt when she wakes up and tell her it's from me if you don't mind."
8377Monte Miyamoto: "I think I know what she means."
8378"It's hard to explain but there's a certain quality to them."
8379Richard Welkins: "And when I'm not around she listens to you."
8380Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow misogyny)
8381"Either way, how can we strike back at it?"
8382"We can't just keep defending ourselves."
8383Serafina: "I...I don't know"
8384Shinobu Hisakawa: "Whether it's actually getting better over time or not, we can't keep saving people forever."
8385Serafina: "That's true..."
8386Shinobu Hisakawa: "And there's all those others we don't even know who go unnoticed."
8387Serafina is getting frustrated
8388Monte Miyamoto frowns "So what do we do about it?"
8389Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess we should see if we can't find out more about it."
8390"We still don't really know what that ritual at the school was. Maybe we can learn more?"
8391"Maybe it's what started it all."
8392Serafina: "There's also what she said"
8393"2 names, Hana, and Evelyne"
8394"You know them?"
8395Shinobu Hisakawa: "We do."
8396Monte Miyamoto: "Hana's my sister..."
8397Shinobu Hisakawa: "And Evelyne... she lost someone to this thing."
8398Silica Gimmes: (guess who we have to save next ;)))))))))))))))))))))
8399Shinobu Hisakawa: "It knew we know them, which is why it mentioned them."
8400Serafina: "If she's trying to take you out"
8401"Then maybe that's where she'll target next"
8402Silica Gimmes: "It feels like its toying with us, honestly."
8403Serafina: "Maybe, but she's using this as an opportunity to upgrade herself"
8404"A way to become even stronger"
8405"And we're forced to go along with it"
8406Shinobu Hisakawa: "So we gotta learn how to end it."
8407Serafina nods
8408Serafina: "She also said that she knew about everyone in Potaru"
8409"That means it's knowledge is limited"
8410Shinobu Hisakawa: "If it's the city specifically, I guess that could mean the ritual is related."
8411Silica Gimmes: (just like abandon the city)
8412Shinobu Hisakawa: "Someone botched trying to do something else and became a vengeful spirit or something?"
8413Silica Gimmes: (ez pz)
8414Shinobu Hisakawa: "I'm just spitballing, though."
8415"We should see if someone doesn't know more than just the rumors."
8416Serafina nods
8417Richard Welkins: "Evelyne might know something, or at least some way of finding out more."
8418Serafina: "And what she said as well"
8419Shinobu Hisakawa: "Could be."
8420Serafina: "That nobody could find out about her"
8421"Could it be simple confidence? or does she have an ace in her sleeve?"
8422Silica Gimmes: (maybe someone could seduce the information out of her)
8423Shinobu Hisakawa: (silica)
8424(dick got his hands full with his harem)
8425Serafina: (And Moe is for Shinobu only)
8426Richard Welkins: (there's always room)
8427Serafina: (And Halfrid)
8428Richard Welkins: "Won't know until we starting digging I guess."
8429Silica Gimmes: (there's always room for cake ;^)))))))))))))))
8430Serafina nods
8431Serafina: "I'll open the portal when you guys are ready"
8432Shinobu Hisakawa looks back at Kolin and Halfrid. "Are you two okay?"
8433Shinobu Hisakawa: "You're being real quiet."
8434Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'm not comfortable like this"
8435Richard Welkins: (kolin is so upset about richard touching another girl she won't even celebrate her sister being ok)
8436Halfrid Uzumaki: "I want to go home and put my hoodie back on"
8437KÅlin Uzumaki: "I'm just...tired"
8438KÅlin Uzumaki looks at Halfrid as she smiles
8439KÅlin Uzumaki: "Besides just cause I'm quiet doesn't mean I'm not happy"
8440Shinobu Hisakawa: "It does take a lot out of you."
8441"Sometimes breaks something."
8442Halfrid Uzumaki gives a soft smile as she looks at Serafina "no but seriously"
8443Halfrid Uzumaki: "Send me back home"
8444"I want to put my hoodie back on"
8445Shinobu Hisakawa: "You're gonna have to get out of hospital first."
8446Richard Welkins: "Well you're not going home quite yet."
8447Halfrid Uzumaki sighs "Right"
8448Serafina opens the portal
8449Serafina: "After you"
8450Richard Welkins: "We might drop by later if they're not gonna release you yet."
8451Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'll be asleep by then"
8452Richard Welkins: "Like usual."
8453"Always sleeping."
8454Richard Welkins laughs as he leaves.
8455Halfrid Uzumaki: "No, just about to pass out from tiredness"
8456KÅlin Uzumaki goes behind Richard as she smiles and waves at Halfrid
8457Monte Miyamoto shrugs "Same, but you still always seem to be wide awake for us."
8458eventually you all leave
8459Hana Miyamoto: "Momo! Dinner's ready!"
8460Monte Miyamoto yawns and stretches as he comes in "Awesome, I'm starving."
8461Hana Miyamoto: "Check this out! I got inspired by those burger joints that add a ton of shit to their burgers"
8462"So I present to you the big momma!"
8463Shinobu Hisakawa: (literal or figurative)
8464Hana Miyamoto shows a massive burger
8465Hana Miyamoto: "It's got Beef, grounded meat, cheddar cheese, fries inside the burger. turkey bacon and a whole other stuff!"
8466Shinobu Hisakawa: (what's the grounded meat)
8467(also it's ground)
8468Monte Miyamoto: "Jeez, I'm pretty sure I'm just hungry enough to not be killed from overindulging."
8469Silica Gimmes: (is there like a slab of meat on top of grounded meat)
8470Hana Miyamoto: (ye)
8471Silica Gimmes: (damn)
8472Hana Miyamoto: "how was school"
8473Hana Miyamoto takes a bite out of her burger
8474Monte Miyamoto starts eating his "Pretty exhausting this week. Really had to keep pushing it with the magic."
8475Monte Miyamoto: "I've been getting better at healing though."
8476Hana Miyamoto: "That's nice!"
8477"You could study white magic once you get out of school"
8478"They're the ones that specialize on healing"
8479(brb)
8480Monte Miyamoto: "Well it seems like that's what I'm best at so far, so who knows."
8481Hana Miyamoto: (b)
8482"Well as long as you're happy"
8483Hana Miyamoto smiles
8484Back at Silica's and Shinobu's dorms
8485the two of you pop into the room as Silica left the PC on
8486Richard Welkins: (Hot lonely single lesbians in your area)
8487Silica Gimmes: (you live in ANONYMOUS PROXY? so do i. let's hang out)
8488"Uuuuuuuugh. I'm soooooo tired."
8489Silica Gimmes plops down on the bed.
8490Silica Gimmes: (did sax die)
8491Shinobu Hisakawa: (went afk for a moment)
8492Shinobu Hisakawa does the same. "I'm gonna be feeling this one for a while."
8493Shinobu Hisakawa: "I hope we can put an end to this quick. I just wanted to do normal school stuff when I came here."
8494Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, that'd be nice."
8495(just chilling and sleeping, unless we're supposed to do something else)
8496Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
8497Richard Welkins: (get it on obviously)
8498Hana Miyamoto: (of course)
8499(why do you think they sleep in the same room)
8500Silica Gimmes: (it's a dorm, duh)
8501Shinobu Hisakawa: (cause they got assigned to it)
8502Hana Miyamoto: (Yeah)
8503(So they can fuck)
8504(duh)
8505and finally
8506you get back home with Kolin as she stays silent
8507Richard Welkins falls face down onto the couch.
8508KÅlin Uzumaki stays there as she scratches her head
8509KÅlin Uzumaki: "Are you too tired to talk?"
8510Richard Welkins: "I mean not really."
8511KÅlin Uzumaki plops in the couch next to Richard
8512KÅlin Uzumaki: (as in sitting)
8513Richard Welkins: (well yeah, there's not enough room for a half oni and human to lay on a couch)
8514KÅlin Uzumaki stays silent as she's sitting there
8515KÅlin Uzumaki looks away "Sorry for beating you up"
8516KÅlin Uzumaki: "When I heard that girl and all, well I thought that you were using me y'know"
8517"So...again...sorry"
8518KÅlin Uzumaki rubs her arm "I'll make up for it any way you want"
8519Shinobu Hisakawa: (bold)
8520Richard Welkins turns around. "Apology accepted. I'll take a rain check on that favor though."
8521KÅlin Uzumaki: "No hard feelings?"
8522Richard Welkins shakes his head. "None."
8523KÅlin Uzumaki smiles "Thanks"
8524May 12 Saturday
8525after school which frankly none of you paide attention due to tiredness, you're out of class together
8526Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "You guys look dead"
8527Marie Antoniette Sullivan bites on a sandwich
8528Monte Miyamoto: "Just tired."
8529Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "from?"
8530Monte Miyamoto: "Lot of practicing healing magic."
8531Richard Welkins: "Late night doing some work I forgot about."
8532Shinobu Hisakawa: "Been doing some magic practice, too."
8533Marie Antoniette Sullivan raises an eyebrow
8534Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "ok"
8535"What are you guys going to do?"
8536Monte Miyamoto: "About what?"
8537Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "just...after school?"
8538Richard Welkins: "I assume she meant for today."
8539Richard Welkins laughs
8540Richard Welkins: (brb a sec)
8541Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "You really are tired huh?"
8542Monte Miyamoto rubs his eyes "Guess I am."
8543Shinobu Hisakawa: "I think I'm gonna just get some ice packets for my arms and take it easy."
8544Monte Miyamoto: (tbh the wording threw me off)
8545(made it seem like you were about to drop a "What were you so tired you didn't pay attention to X announcement during school????")
8546Shinobu Hisakawa: (gonna start going to bed)
8547Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (night night)
8548(we're back to "Can continue without sax mode" )
8549Richard Welkins: (b)
8550Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I'm going to work at the church"
8551"And later I'll be hanging out with Sammy and Danielle"
8552"She knows this nice BBQ place"
8553Monte Miyamoto: "I'll probably help my sister with some cooking and maybe stop to see if Shinobu needs any magic to dull the muscle aches she got."
8554Marie Antoniette Sullivan looks at Silica "And you?"
8555Richard Welkins: (writing fanfics of course)
8556"I might stop by the bookstore."
8557Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Oh I passed by a while ago"
8558Silica Gimmes: (went to get food)
8559Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "you're going there a lot these days huh?"
8560Monte Miyamoto: "It's good to support local businesses after all."
8561Richard Welkins: "He's right y'know?"
8562(also how would she know)
8563(she stalking us?)
8564Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (She visits the bookstore?)
8565(To buy books, and talks to Evelyne?)
8566(Not big talks)
8567Richard Welkins: (and talk about boys apparently)
8568Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Just chit chats)
8569Richard Welkins: ( :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^) )
8570Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (yeah)
8571(how scandalous)
8572Silica Gimmes sips on her melon drink. "Practice missiles in the park."
8573Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "right..."
8574"Well...I'll leave you guys to it then"
8575Richard Welkins waves.
8576and so you head to do your own stuff
8577Silica you head into the nearby park to practice your magic missiles until you see something weird
8578another Silica standing atop the fountain
8579Silica Gimmes: "What..."
8580"Hahaha! fool! if you don't bring me your biggest ice cream! I'll use my magic missiles to burn your stand down!"
8581Silica Gimmes yells, "Oi! You! Me!"
8582Someone: "Ah look kid, if I give you a cheap one will you shut up? you're already a nuisance around the park"
8583Silica Gimmes looks at you then at the ice cream stand "I'll have a rain check on that" as she jumps down and starts running away
8584Silica Gimmes gives chase. "Get back here!"
8585Silica Gimmes: (roll me agility)
8586rolling 3d6
8587(
85883
8589+
85902
8591+
85921
8593)
8594= 6
8595rolling 6d6
8596(
85975
8598+
85995
8600+
86016
8602+
86031
8604+
86054
8606+
86076
8608)
8609= 27
8610she might have your looks, but not your skill
8611you grab her by the shirt as she tries to fight
8612Silica Gimmes: "H-hey not fair!"
8613"Oh, it's fair!"
8614"Do you have wheels or something?!"
8615Silica Gimmes tries to fight herself out of your grasp
8616Silica Gimmes: "Heeelp! a doppelganger's got me!"
8617"No, YOU'RE the copy!"
8618"What makes you so sure about that?"
8619"I'm cuter than you! that makes me the real one!"
8620"Because I'm ME, dummy!"
8621"What if you're the clone and you just have memories implanted telling you you're not?"
8622Silica Gimmes: "Huh, ever thought about that?"
8623"Thinking isn't my strong suite, and you'd know that if you WERE ME!"
8624Richard Welkins: (curse magic is banned but not this shit?)
8625Silica Gimmes: "A-a-alright! alright"
8626Silica Gimmes turns back to normal
8627Richard Welkins: (abel)
8628Abel Villa: "S-s-sorry I just wanted free ice cream"
8629Silica Gimmes: "I bet you didn't even demand melon flavor."
8630Abel Villa a kid about 1 year younger than you with pitch black skin and vacant eyes
8631Abel Villa: "I-I just know you're always in the park and other kids are scared of you!"
8632Silica Gimmes smiles slightly, taking it as a compliment of her power.
8633Abel Villa: (It's not banned cause it's a doppelganger's natural trait)
8634(And we're not racist)
8635"I-I don't even know your name"
8636Richard Welkins: (so now it's a race and not magic)
8637(what a whacky world)
8638Abel Villa: (It never said it was magic :^) )
8639Silica Gimmes sighs, "It's Silica. Silica Gimmes."
8640Abel Villa: "o-oh you actually told me"
8641"U-u-uuuh. It's Abel"
8642Silica Gimmes: "The FOREMOST authority of magic missile... magic."
8643Abel Villa: "Abel Villa"
8644Silica Gimmes: "Now I want ice cream."
8645"Is that your magic's doing?"
8646Abel Villa: "I-It ain't magic"
8647"Doppelgangers can just do that"
8648Silica Gimmes: "Oooooo"
8649Abel Villa: "I don't know a lot of magic myself"
8650Silica Gimmes: "That's cool."
8651Abel Villa: "t-thank you"
8652Abel Villa gets shy
8653Silica Gimmes: "I know. Don't impersonate me anymore, and I'll get you a melon ice cream."
8654Abel Villa: "U-u-uh is that your favorite flavor?"
8655Silica Gimmes nods vigorously.
8656Abel Villa: "Ipreferlemonicecreambutokay"
8657Abel Villa whispers to himself
8658Silica Gimmes doesn't catch it, as she's skipping happily to the ice cream stand.
8659Someone: "whaddya want kid?"
8660"Haven't you done enough?"
8661Silica Gimmes: "That wasn't me. It was my evil temporary twin."
8662"Give me a melon and whatever she wants."
8663Abel Villa: "I-It's he"
8664"w-well technically I'm genderless"
8665"But I'd rather a h-he"
8666Silica Gimmes shrugs. "Whatever he wants."
8667Someone: "Oh no"
8668"One free ice cream"
8669"That's what I promised"
8670Silica Gimmes: "Man, I'll pay."
8671"What is it? Like 2 gold or something?"
8672Someone: "yeah"
8673Abel Villa: "uuuuh, why are you being so nice to me?"
8674Silica Gimmes hands over the 4 gold. "Here. Now gimme, gimmme."
8675Someone gives a melon flavored ice cream and a lemon flavored ice cream after Abel asks for one
8676Silica Gimmes: "It's a bribe, duh."
8677"I give you an ice cream, you don't go around acting as me anymore."
8678Abel Villa: "O-oh"
8679"okay"
8680Silica Gimmes: "You should be, like, a spooky ghost if you want free stuff."
8681Abel Villa takes the ice cream and starts eating it with his featureless mouth
8682Abel Villa: "I don't know how to become transparent yet"
8683"I'm still training"
8684Silica Gimmes: "Oh! A big, scary ogre!"
8685Abel Villa: "I-I'd need a template"
8686"Transforming just from imagination alone is really hard"
8687Silica Gimmes: "Hmmmmmm... I do know like three ogres now."
8688Abel Villa: "O-oh, can you help then?"
8689"I transformed into you cause I tought you were cool and tough"
8690Richard Welkins: (owned)
8691Abel Villa: "But if I find someone cooler and tougher I won't have to turn into you anymore!"
8692Silica Gimmes is instantly woo'd by the compliment.
8693Abel Villa: (completely drenched)
8694Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, I can help."
8695Abel Villa: "Thanks!"
8696Abel Villa smiles as he bows
8697Silica Gimmes: "You don't go to Sisters of Hope, do you?"
8698Abel Villa: "nope"
8699"I don't go to school"
8700Silica Gimmes: "Luuuuuuuuucky."
8701Abel Villa scratches his head "N-not really"
8702Abel Villa: "I dunno how to read or write"
8703"And I can barely add and substract"
8704Silica Gimmes: "That does suck."
8705Abel Villa: "yeeaah"
8706"But if you go yo sisters of hope then you must be like one of those. crazy good wizards right?"
8707Silica Gimmes: "Yeah."
8708"I am pretty great."
8709Abel Villa: "Yeah I knew it cause when you practice you throw this big missiles and stuff!"
8710"And that's really cool!"
8711"So, what are you gonna do now?"
8712Abel Villa finishes eating his ice cream
8713Silica Gimmes: "What I came here to do. Try out new missiles, and refine old ones."
8714Silica Gimmes gets up and stretches.
8715Abel Villa: "Um...can I watch?"
8716Silica Gimmes: "Sure."
8717Abel Villa: "And after this you'll take me to the ogre?"
8718Silica Gimmes nods.
8719Monte you're at home minding your own business as your phone starts ringing
8720Silica Gimmes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
8721Richard Welkins: (how did i know)
8722Silica Gimmes: (ring ring)
8723Monte Miyamoto: (ring ring)
8724Monte Miyamoto picks up "Hello?"
8725Halfrid Uzumaki: "Hey Moe"
8726Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, hi Halfrid! How are you feeling?"
8727Halfrid Uzumaki: "Better after getting a good sleep"
8728"You?"
8729Monte Miyamoto: "A little sleepy still, but otherwise I'm okay."
8730Halfrid Uzumaki: "That's good"
8731Halfrid Uzumaki sounds more subdued
8732Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'll be leaving the hospital in a few days and I uuuh"
8733"Need you to help me with something"
8734Monte Miyamoto: "Oh sure, what do you need?"
8735Halfrid Uzumaki: "Just meet me in 4th Barnaby street, the one with the park and the lake"
8736"Next Monday I get free and we can do it"
8737Monte Miyamoto: "Okay, I can meet you after school if that's alright."
8738Halfrid Uzumaki: "Right"
8739"...sorry if it seems weird but you're the only one I can ask"
8740Richard Welkins: (we can do it)
8741Monte Miyamoto: "Huh...okay then, that's fine though. I'll see you Monday then."
8742"Is there anything I should bring?"
8743Halfrid Uzumaki: "Uuuh, no, not really I guess"
8744"...Ummm, bye?"
8745"Seeya?"
8746Monte Miyamoto: "See you then, glad you're back."
8747Halfrid Uzumaki: "yeah"
8748"Me too I guess"
8749Halfrid Uzumaki hangs up
8750Silica Gimmes: (he gun git a kissu)
8751Richard Welkins: (she's bringing 8 pork chops and wants you to use healing magic to give her real arms)
8752Monte Miyamoto: (kek)
8753Silica Gimmes: (kek)
8754Richard Welkins: (she thinks this will work)
8755Halfrid Uzumaki: (It will)
8756(Though only Aliyah can do it)
8757(And the arms smell and taste like bacon now)
8758Richard Welkins: (powerful)
8759Silica Gimmes: (if aliyah COULD do something, she would have by now, right)
8760Richard Welkins: (no cause she doesn't know SHIT)
8761Monte Miyamoto: (it would either take a top tier wizard or a sorcerer with an aptitude for the flow of energy, pressure points, and healing)
8762Silica Gimmes: (dumb onis)
8763Halfrid Uzumaki: (Yeah but she's too much of a DORK)
8764Silica Gimmes: (magic god right there)
8765Halfrid Uzumaki: (too busy having sex with david bowie)
8766(you think she'll stop having sex just to bring back the arms of some kid)
8767Richard Welkins: (how else would she have 29 children)
8768(you can't always be fucking)
8769Halfrid Uzumaki: (excuse you)
8770Silica Gimmes: (richard has been gone for like two months, i bet it's 31 now)
8771Halfrid Uzumaki: (32)
8772(Just for good measure)
8773meanwhile
8774you're eating pizza and minding your own business until you hear the bell ring
8775Richard Welkins: (the bell?)
8776(welp that's it)
8777(im dead)
8778KÅlin Uzumaki: (The uuuuh)
8779(The doorbell)
8780Richard Welkins: (there we go)
8781Richard Welkins goes to the door.
8782Silica Gimmes: (it's a mansion, maybe it's an actual bell)
8783KÅlin Uzumaki you open the door to see Silica and a doppelganger behind her
8784you open the door to see Silica and a doppelganger behind her
8785Richard Welkins: "Oh hey Silica."
8786Abel Villa: "...That ain't an ogre"
8787Richard Welkins moves his head to the side.
8788Abel Villa: "Don't they live in swamps?"
8789Richard Welkins: "Who's this?"
8790Silica Gimmes: "Well duh, he's a human."
8791Abel Villa: "Um, Silica's friend?"
8792"Friend right?"
8793"O-or is that pushing it?"
8794Silica Gimmes nods. "Yeah. He impersonated me so I chased him down and tackled him."
8795Silica Gimmes: "For some ice cream."
8796Abel Villa: "I-it was good ice cream"
8797Silica Gimmes: "Is Kolin around? We want to try something."
8798Richard Welkins: "Uh huh."
8799"I don't quite get it, nice to meet you though."
8800Richard Welkins extends a hand.
8801Abel Villa: "Nice to meet you too"
8802Abel Villa shakes your hand
8803Abel Villa is about Silica's size, and dress quite gaudily all things considered
8804Richard Welkins: "Yeah Kolin's here, what for exactly?"
8805Abel Villa: "I want to transform into an ogre so that I can get free ice cream"
8806Silica Gimmes nods.
8807Abel Villa steps into the house "This place is really cool!"
8808Richard Welkins: "Oni."
8809Abel Villa: "I didn't know ogres lived like this!"
8810"She said ogres"
8811Richard Welkins: "And Kolin's not a full Oni, only half."
8812KÅlin Uzumaki looks at Abel as she sighs
8813Silica Gimmes: "She is?"
8814Abel Villa: "Are you Kolin?"
8815Richard Welkins: "Didn't you see her dad at the hospital?"
8816KÅlin Uzumaki: "Yes"
8817Silica Gimmes: "So full blood oni must be HUGE."
8818"That was her DAD?"
8819Richard Welkins: "Didn't you see her mom?"
8820Silica Gimmes looks surprised.
8821Silica Gimmes: "I thought it was a nurse."
8822Ailey Areli: "Silica she ain't an ogre"
8823Abel Villa: (oops)
8824Richard Welkins: (who)
8825Silica Gimmes: (who)
8826Richard Welkins: "Silica her mom is a full Oni."
8827Abel Villa: "Silica she ain't an ogre"
8828Richard Welkins: "You've seen one."
8829Abel Villa: "That's an Oni"
8830Silica Gimmes wheels slowly turn in her head.
8831Silica Gimmes: "So... there's is a difference."
8832Richard Welkins: "Yes."
8833"You won't find ogres around a city like this."
8834"They live around mountains and eat villagers and stuff."
8835Abel Villa: "Don't Onis do that too?"
8836KÅlin Uzumaki: "Racist"
8837"And what are you supposed to be?"
8838Abel Villa: "Doppelganger"
8839Silica Gimmes: "Show her, show her."
8840Abel Villa: "Um...okay"
8841Abel Villa turns into Kolin
8842Richard Welkins: "Onis are far more.....civilized than most ogres."
8843KÅlin Uzumaki: "Dear god how do you live with these funbags"
8844KÅlin Uzumaki grabs her breasts
8845KÅlin Uzumaki: "H-hey stop that!"
8846Silica Gimmes: "Isn't that cool?"
8847KÅlin Uzumaki: "No it's not!"
8848"I don't think it's scary enough"
8849KÅlin Uzumaki scratches her head
8850Silica Gimmes: "Just make a face and roar."
8851KÅlin Uzumaki: "...rawr!"
8852Silica Gimmes tries to roar with her arms raised.
8853KÅlin Uzumaki: "Stop it!"
8854"Richard tell him to stop!"
8855KÅlin Uzumaki looks inside her clothes "Ah man I still can't nail the private bits"
8856Richard Welkins: "Okay okay. Enough of that."
8857"We can't let you go around town looking like people who live here and terrorizing folks."
8858KÅlin Uzumaki turns into Richard
8859Richard Welkins: "Silica why were you even up for this idea?"
8860"Hey, I'm just trying to make a living"
8861Silica Gimmes: "Just wants some ice cream."
8862Richard Welkins looks at Silica "How about this?"
8863Richard Welkins: "Does it work better?"
8864Richard Welkins looks at himself
8865Silica Gimmes: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
8866Richard Welkins: "The hair's kinda annoying though"
8867"Why do you have it so long?"
8868"You wanna know what happened to the last doppleganger that had a run in with my family?"
8869Silica Gimmes: "Maybe you could do shampoo commercials?"
8870Richard Welkins smiles "Maybe!"
8871Richard Welkins: "She got punched retarded and died."
8872"..."
8873Silica Gimmes: "That's extreme."
8874Richard Welkins: "She tried to kill my father twice."
8875Abel Villa turns back to normal "S-sorry I'll leave"
8876Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, but Abel just wants ice cream."
8877Richard Welkins grabs his shoulder.
8878Abel Villa flinches "please don't hurt me!"
8879Richard Welkins hands him some money.
8880Abel Villa looks at the money "u-u-uuuuh"
8881Silica Gimmes: (i'll pay you 20 gold to fuck off)
8882Abel Villa: "S-sorry I don't do that kind of stuff"
8883Richard Welkins: (lmao)
8884"What?"
8885"Just go buy the ice cream."
8886Abel Villa: "O-o-oh really?"
8887"Y-you sounded like you were gonna beat me up"
8888Richard Welkins: "No, just a warning not to do any funny business while impersonating us."
8889Abel Villa: "W-well I gotta impersonate someone"
8890"I-I don't exactly have a lot of luck when people see me like this"
8891"Assume this and that"
8892"Doppelgangers have a reputation y'know"
8893Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmm."
8894"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
8895Richard Welkins snaps his fingers to summon Mithridates.
8896Richard Welkins: "Think you can impersonate this big fella?"
8897Mithridates: "What now?"
8898Abel Villa: "W-woah"
8899"U-uh he's a big guy"
8900Richard Welkins: "For you."
8901"For most of us really."
8902Mithridates transforms into him
8903Mithridates: "W-woah"
8904"Does he have insides?"
8905Richard Welkins: "Well, not really no."
8906"He's a construct, so it's like a suit of armor filled with enough magic to create a being."
8907Mithridates: "N-no wonder"
8908Mithridates is trying to stay together "T-this is way more difficult than usual"
8909Mithridates turns back
8910Abel Villa: "I-I'll think about it"
8911Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmmm."
8912Abel Villa: "At least I got the template if I need it"
8913Richard Welkins: "So you wouldn't have much luck with drawn or fictional characters would you?"
8914Abel Villa: "Yeah no"
8915"the most skilled ones can turn into anything they want"
8916"But right now the best I can do is flesh beings and stuff"
8917Richard Welkins: "Pictures of real people?"
8918Abel Villa: "If there's multiple angles I could do something"
8919Richard Welkins: "So it's easier and better with someone you actually see."
8920Abel Villa: "yeah"
8921Abel Villa scratches his hair "Y-you don't gotta help y'know, the money's alerady enough"
8922Richard Welkins: "Well you're not gonna have that money forever."
8923"And you're Silica's friend, so it's no big deal."
8924Richard Welkins scratches his head. "I am running dry on ideas though."
8925Abel Villa: "H-how about you show me someone you hate?"
8926"And I'll transform into them!"
8927Silica Gimmes gets a devilish smile.
8928Silica Gimmes: "I know just the person."
8929Richard Welkins: "I'm not endorsing that idea and completely disavowing the use of it."
8930"There's no reason to sink that low."
8931Monte Miyamoto: (implying there's anything this doppleganger could do that's worse than the real thing)
8932KÅlin Uzumaki sighs "The pizza's turning cold now"
8933KÅlin Uzumaki: (He could do good deeds as her)
8934(Giving her a false reputation)
8935Richard Welkins: (implying the worse they can do is still not bad to do??_
8936"You hang around the park a lot I assume?"
8937Monte Miyamoto: (I'm just against the idea because it gives her an out for stuff she actually does)
8938Abel Villa: "Yeah"
8939"I kinda live there"
8940Richard Welkins: "..."
8941"Do you at least have like, a little cave or hut or something?"
8942Abel Villa chuckles "You could say that"
8943Abel Villa: "I turn into a rat and live inside the hole of a tree"
8944"Pretty crafty huh?"
8945Richard Welkins: "Is that...comfortable?"
8946Abel Villa: "It's better than nothing"
8947"And much better than the last place I was in"
8948"Sometimes I turn into a cat and they give me free food y'know"
8949Abel Villa crosses his arms and smiles "Though scraps will never beat a nice ice cream"
8950Monte Miyamoto: (do dopples just spawn out of holes in the ground?)
8951Abel Villa: (It's a mystery)
8952Monte Miyamoto: (>inb4 "the dopple momo killed had a baby")
8953Abel Villa: (lol no)
8954Richard Welkins: (lol no = secretly yes)
8955Silica Gimmes: (got'em)
8956Richard Welkins: "Well sorry I can't think of anything else right now, but I'll be sure to find you if I get any more ideas."
8957Abel Villa: (n-no)
8958(sweats)
8959Silica Gimmes: "Well, we tried."
8960Abel Villa: "It's fine!"
8961Silica Gimmes: "Worse comes to worse, you could try putting on a mime show."
8962Abel Villa: "This is the biggest amount of money I had in a while"
8963"So I'm still real grateful!"
8964Abel Villa grins
8965Richard Welkins nods and smiles. "Remember, no funny business. We'll figure something out."
8966Abel Villa: "Right"
8967"And hey, if you ever need something stolen I'm your guy!"
8968"Not dressed as you of course"
8969"Something else probably"
8970Abel Villa smiles "bye!"
8971Richard Welkins waves
8972Monte Miyamoto: (a true gypsy)
8973Abel Villa: (Aliyah take note)
8974Richard Welkins: (she's stolen enough)
8975(like a young boy from his family
8976Abel Villa: (How depraved)
8977Richard Welkins: (nobody stopped her so it was okay)
8978Abel Villa looks at Silica "You're coming or are you staying?"
8979Silica Gimmes: "Nah, I better head back to the dorm."
8980Richard Welkins: "Well, see you two later then."
8981Abel Villa nods as the two leave
8982and so you're left with Kolin
8983KÅlin Uzumaki: "Welp, pizza's cold"
8984Richard Welkins: "Just toss it in the oven for a little."
8985"Good as new."
8986KÅlin Uzumaki shrugs as she does just that
8987Silica you leave with Abel and go to drop him at the park
8988Abel Villa: "Hey...uuuh...thanks for being so kid to me"
8989(Kind*)
8990Silica Gimmes: "No problem."
8991Abel Villa: "Doppels usually have a hard time being treated well and all that"
8992Abel Villa scratches his hair "And since I got no one to care for me anyways then it's always been real hard y'know"
8993Abel Villa: "Nobody to really love you"
8994Silica Gimmes nods. "Life can suck sometime."
8995Silica Gimmes: "But other times, you get ice cream."
8996Abel Villa: "So uh. if you ever want to hang out again..."
8997"I'm usually always in the park!"
8998Silica Gimmes: "Sounds good."
8999Abel Villa: "and I was serious about the stealing"
9000"If you need anyone, I'm your guy"
9001Silica Gimmes: "I'll keep that in mind."
9002Abel Villa smiles "Alright! seeya!"
9003Abel Villa goes back to the park
9004Monte Miyamoto: (poor little nerd)
9005Abel Villa: (It's okay)
9006(Silica now wants to get PITCH BLACKED)
9007Silica Gimmes: (bold)
9008(but wrong)
9009Abel Villa: (Yeah she's strictly lesbian)
9010Godot: and now for your judgement
9011rolling 1d11
9012(
90134
9014)
9015= 4
9016gotta step it up
9017Kale (GM): but I didn't even say if you riked it
9018tsk tsk
9019now you gotta roll it again
9020didya rike it
9021Godot: uh oh
9022rolling 1d11
9023(
90249
9025)
9026= 9
90279/11
9028Kale (GM): gotem
9029Godot: a masterpiece
9030Kale (GM): truly
9031Silica wants the shapeshifting dong
9032the only dong that can satiate her desires
9033cause she wants to bang everything and everyone
9034Godot: slander and lies
9035Kawaii: she just wants Dick and Moe to double team her
9036Kale (GM): now it just has to be either or
9037and Abel can fill the roll of the second
9038incredibly useful
9039Jazz: rolling 1d11
9040(
904111
9042)
9043= 11
9044fuck off I didn't even get book mommy time
904511/100
9046dabs
9047Kawaii: rolling 1d11
9048(
90496
9050)
9051= 6
9052Kale (GM): you'll get book mommy time
9053as a solo
9054you bitch
9055Jazz: yeah yeah
9056Kale (GM): not gonna force everyone to see you drooling for MILF ass
9057Jazz: more slander
9058Godot: can kale do anything BUT slander characters
9059Kale (GM): I only say that which is most probable to be true
9060Godot: hmmmmmm
9061Kale (GM): besides
9062you said it yourself
9063she got woo'ed the moment she got complimented
9064Godot: well yeah
9065Kawaii: that's why she wants Dick and Moe
9066they aren't hostile to her
9067and Moe has even expressed admiration for what she's managed to achieve with just variants of magic missile
9068Kale (GM): so she's just a slut for compliments
9069Jazz: oh yeah
9070Godot: woooooow
9071very rude
9072Kale (GM): ready for mommy librarian time
9073Richard Welkins: (for you)
9074Kale (GM): (hol up)
9075(alright done)
9076once again it's the night as the store is open once more
9077Evelyne Evelyne is sitting behind the counter as she smiles when she sees you come in
9078Evelyne: "It's been a while"
9079Evelyne has glasses now
9080Richard Welkins: (Evelyne Evelyne, very powerful)
9081Evelyne: (Double the mommy)
9082Richard Welkins: "Had a bit of a emergency regarding some friends and the curse, but everything's fine now."
9083Evelyne: "o-oh my"
9084Richard Welkins looks at her closely for a few seconds.
9085Richard Welkins: "The new look's pretty good."
9086Richard Welkins smiles earnestly.
9087Evelyne: "Thanks"
9088"I lost my contacts, so I had to break out the spare glasses"
9089Evelyne adjust her glasses
9090Evelyne: "Gonna be a while until I can afford some new ones"
9091Richard Welkins: "Guess it's not so bad as long as you can still properly see."
9092Evelyne nods
9093Evelyne: "I've slowly started to lose sight from reading so much"
9094Evelyne smiles "So I guess these are my battle scars wouldn't you think?"
9095Richard Welkins: "I didn't even know that was a thing."
9096Evelyne nods "It happens to people that stare too much at computer screens too"
9097Richard Welkins: "Taking the librarian stereotype a little too far don't you think?"
9098Richard Welkins laughs.
9099Evelyne chuckles "I was already a stereotype wasn't I?"
9100Evelyne: "Would you like some coffee?"
9101Richard Welkins: "Sure."
9102Evelyne goes up the building "you can tell me what happened with the curse"
9103Richard Welkins: "Could use it, still feeling the from the earlier curse business."
9104Evelyne takes her pills and serves two cups of coffee
9105she already knows how you like it, so she makes it like that
9106Evelyne serves the two cups as she drinks hers
9107Evelyne: "So, what happened in there?"
9108Richard Welkins explains most of the event while keeping the details scarce about what exactly sent Halfrid into it and the run in with the temptresses, focusing more on the demon (demonette?) speaking to them and taunting them.
9109Evelyne: (Did he tell em about what she said about Evelyne)
9110Richard Welkins: (yeah I guess, probably nothing regarding sarah but that it was mentioned her, moe's sister, etc.)
9111Evelyne: "...Sarah was mentioned?"
9112Richard Welkins: (I said she wasn't mentioned but ok)
9113Evelyne: (>sarah but that it was mentioned her)
9114Richard Welkins: (what is reading comprehension)
9115(nothing regarding sarah but it mentioned her as in evelyne)
9116Evelyne: (aaaaaah)
9117(retcon then)
9118Richard Welkins: (nope you already did it)
9119Evelyne: (Welp)
9120(go ahead :^) )
9121Richard Welkins: "....Yeah...it said you should come visit her...."
9122Evelyne stays still "What else"
9123Richard Welkins: "Nothing else...just kept taunting us with the names of people we know, and the whole city."
9124Evelyne: "..."
9125"Visit...her..."
9126Evelyne looks down
9127Richard Welkins: "Sorry I...wasn't sure if I should tell you. But it didn't feel right leaving it out either.."
9128Evelyne: "No...tell me everything"
9129"Don't skip a single detail"
9130Richard Welkins tells her everything about the elevator climb and the fight with the monster.
9131Evelyne stares down "She's...still alive..."
9132Richard Welkins rubs the back of his neck.
9133Richard Welkins: "I'm....not sure that's entirely correct."
9134"I think this...thing....keeps the souls of those cursed trapped in the worlds their mind creates."
9135Evelyne: "But the souls are still there..."
9136Richard Welkins: "Yeah..."
9137Evelyne: "Which means there's an opportunity!"
9138Kawaii: (we do in fact know deities who can bring back the dead)
9139Evelyne: (Yeah well the one that did is dead)
9140(Give it a few decades and maybe the cat will know how to do it)
9141(He's still learning how to control the waters)
9142Kawaii: (ah ah ah)
9143(the cat literally said doujah was busy bringing people back)
9144Evelyne: (Well, if you ever got the opportunity, you can try it :^) )
9145Richard Welkins looks away.
9146Evelyne looks down with a frown on her face, determined
9147Richard Welkins: "I don't know...."
9148Evelyne: "Richard"
9149"You're a Welkins are you not?"
9150"The son of Aliyah Welkins?"
9151Richard Welkins: "Yeah but..."
9152Evelyne: "Then how do you even dare to think it can't be possible"
9153"Your mother would have done the same..."
9154"And now it's my turn..."
9155Evelyne clenches her fists
9156Richard Welkins: "I-I didn't say it's not possible..j-just that I don't know if it is or not"
9157Evelyne start shaking "It can be done"
9158Richard Welkins: "In-fact.."
9159"It's that very provocation that has me more determined than ever!"
9160Richard Welkins stands up and walks over to her before placing his hands on her shoulders.
9161Evelyne flinches a little
9162Richard Welkins stares directly into her eyes.
9163Richard Welkins: "I made a promise to you both and I intend to keep it. And if more can be done than simply releasing her soul from its grasp then by the Gods we'll do everything to make it happen!"
9164"I don't know if have anything within our power that gives it what they truly deserve, but I'll make sure it regrets everything it's ever done and then some!"
9165(we have anything*)
9166"This I swear on my family name, and curse my soul to damnation if I fail to follow through with it."
9167Evelyne: "..."
9168"That's..."
9169Evelyne smiles as tears appear from her eyes "That's two promises now"
9170Evelyne hugs you
9171Richard Welkins hugs her back and smiles determinedly.
9172Evelyne: "I..."
9173"I'n thankful you came into my life. Y-you've helped heal a lot of wounds"
9174"I needed someone to talk to."
9175"P-properly talk to"
9176Richard Welkins: (brb a sec this kitten needs attention)
9177Evelyne: (I'll go find something to eat then)
9178Richard Welkins: "More than glad to help."
9179Evelyne: (back)
9180(Found a full dinner waiting for me)
9181"Well...for now, I guess we wait"
9182Richard Welkins: (gee TWO dinners?)
9183(also I ain't done :^) )
9184Evelyne: (not my fault you write so slow :^) )
9185Richard Welkins: (waiting for you to get back shit for brains)
9186Richard Welkins barely hears what she says as he's still caught up in the moment. "My mom was only able to make it by in the world because of a few people's willingness to reach out to her when she needed it most."
9187Richard Welkins: "You could say I owe the world, especially those few."
9188"I'd be doing their charity a disservice if I wasn't doing what I could for those who need the same, don't you think?"
9189Richard Welkins still has a beaming determined smile on his face.
9190Evelyne smiles
9191Evelyne: "I'm sure you'll find a lovely wife with those words"
9192Evelyne chuckles
9193Richard Welkins: "Must be a Welkins thing."
9194Richard Welkins laughs.
9195Evelyne: "Well, for now. let's just relax"
9196"There's much to be done"
9197Richard Welkins nods. "To be sure."
9198Richard Welkins: "We were actually wondering if you didn't mind looking more into this whole debacle, or giving us any leads to look into."
9199Evelyne: "O-of course"
9200"I'll try my best"
9201Richard Welkins: "You're just as important to our success as any of us."
9202Evelyne: "O-oh I just gave you the first push, I haven't done much else"
9203Richard Welkins: "But without that I might've lost three friends it."
9204"I owe you far more than you think."
9205Evelyne smiles "...thanks"
9206Richard Welkins looks around. "Do you have a radio or something of the sorts?"
9207Evelyne: "yes..why?"
9208Richard Welkins: "Ah well..."
9209Richard Welkins looks away slightly. "It's a little hard to ask for a dance with no music."
9210Evelyne: "O-oh..."
9211"May I...ask why?"
9212Richard Welkins: "To keep our spirits high."
9213"They say nothing soothes the soul quite like a waltz."
9214Evelyne raises an eyebrow "You dance Waltz?"
9215Evelyne: "Or is it that you've seen the CD's I have scattered around the house?"
9216Richard Welkins: "Oh well...I uh..."
9217"Both.."
9218Evelyne laughs
9219Evelyne: "very well then"
9220Evelyne takes off her glasses as she puts a CD in the nearby record player
9221Evelyne holds out her hands for you to grab them "Please show me your skills"
9222Richard Welkins accepts her invitation and begins leading the dance.
9223Evelyne: (Roll me Agility + Charisma)
9224Richard Welkins: (good thing we just got exp)
9225rolling 5d6
9226(
92276
9228+
92296
9230+
92315
9232+
92332
9234+
92355
9236)
9237= 24
9238(would you look at that)
9239Evelyne keeps up with you as you take step by step
9240all the while your faces are as close to each other as they could be, where you can properly see Evelyne's beauty
9241Evelyne looks to the side while dancing so as to not look directly in your eyes, but eventually starts to look at you, keeping up with the dance
9242Richard Welkins gives a small earnest smile as they continue to glide across the floor.
9243Evelyne chuckles "I wonder, do you ask for a dance with most of the girls you meet? or am I just a special case?"
9244Richard Welkins: "Please, you're too kind."
9245"I doubt there are many among those I know who can even compare to the elegance I bear witness to in this moment."
9246Evelyne: "Is that true? I wouldn't hold a simple librarian as the pinnacle of elegance"
9247Richard Welkins: "Or a great aid in the ridding of an old demonic curse no?"
9248"Looks are deceiving to be sure."
9249Evelyne: "Besides. I'd rather consider you a much more cultured man than me"
9250"Experience has honed me, yet you require no experience at all to be my equal"
9251Richard Welkins: "Experience has little bearing on natural grace."
9252"Not much can be gleamed from a cursory glance."
9253"Or rather, natural grace and experience are two wholly separate attributes, but experience holds the grace high on a pedestal."
9254Evelyne chuckles "You truly flatter me"
9255Richard Welkins: "Now now, there's not a hint of insincerity in what I am saying."
9256"The compliments are thoroughly genuine."
9257Evelyne: "Ah, and does this come from admiration...or infatuation?"
9258Evelyne chuckles
9259Richard Welkins laughs.
9260Richard Welkins: "Were I certain of the source myself I'd be quick to answer."
9261"But."
9262"Whatever the source may be, the praise is more than deserved."
9263Evelyne smiles "then I'll take that praise to heart"
9264Evelyne: "As high as it may seem"
9265you both keep dancing until the song ends
9266Evelyne steps back and does a bow
9267Richard Welkins: (I know that's not how the song ends :^^^^) )
9268Richard Welkins smiles and does so as well.
9269Evelyne looks at the clock "The bus will pass soon"
9270Richard Welkins: (I never thought about it but does the bus really matter when the nigga's got a broom)
9271Evelyne: (well no, but he's never told her about the broom)
9272Richard Welkins: (wouldn't want anyone getting any ideas of a boy staying late at her house anyways :^) )
9273"As always, it a was wonderful evening."
9274Evelyne thinks about it before chuckling
9275Evelyne: "Before you leave"
9276"You should make you mind quickly about the source of your praise"
9277Evelyne gives you a tiny peck on your cheek, mostly out of playfulness than anything else
9278Evelyne chuckles "Maybe that might help"
9279Richard Welkins 's eyes widen a bit. "O-Of course."
9280Richard Welkins starts heading to leave. "Good night then."
9281Evelyne: "Good Night"
9282and so you leave home
9283Kale (GM): didya rike it
9284Jazz: rolling 4d6
9285(
92864
9287+
92884
9289+
92903
9291+
92923
9293)
9294= 14
9295congratulations
9296you've unlocked richard with a big dumb smile for days
9297Kale (GM): lmao
9298truly speaks lengths of how much of best girl Evelyne is
9299did someone call for a GM on demand
9300Kawaii: ur mom
9301Kale (GM): what's the scene
9302Kawaii: well Moe did say he was going to check on Shinobu since she still seemed hurt
9303Kale (GM): So Shinobu's dorm?
9304Kawaii: hmmm
9305suppose so
9306are boys allowed to just show up at the girl dorms?
9307Kale (GM): No, but it can be outside
9308(Have no pic for outside the dorms tho
9309Kawaii: in that case wouldn't it make more sense to meet at his house or something?
9310Saxton: probably
9311Kale (GM): can do
9312Kawaii: because what he'd probably do is call her, ask if she's alright, then offer to help if she's willing to play guinea pig
9313Saxton: ye
9314Kale (GM): okay then
9315May 11, Saturday
9316it's night as Shinobu came to Moe's home due to reasons
9317Hana Miyamoto opens the door as Shinobu rings the bell
9318Hana Miyamoto: "Oh hey!"
9319Kawaii: my shit froze, bad
9320literally just stopped functioning while I was typing
9321Shinobu Hisakawa: (does she open the door the moment she rings the bell)
9322Hana Miyamoto: (Nah)
9323(A few seconds later)
9324(She's near the door)
9325Monte Miyamoto comes downstairs "Hey Shinobu! Glad you made it."
9326Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hey, thanks for offering."
9327Hana Miyamoto looks at Moe as her smile turns into a smug grin
9328Monte Miyamoto looks at Hana "What?"
9329Hana Miyamoto: "Nothing"
9330Monte Miyamoto: "Don't even start."
9331Hana Miyamoto: "I'm not saying anything"
9332Shinobu Hisakawa: "..."
9333Hana Miyamoto: "Want me to make dinner for two or are you guys going out?"
9334Monte Miyamoto: "No, I'm just practicing my healing."
9335"Shinobu tore some muscles in her arms or something like that."
9336Hana Miyamoto: "So Dinner for two then?"
9337Monte Miyamoto looks at her deadpan "Don't you mean 3?"
9338Hana Miyamoto: "I already ate"
9339Shinobu Hisakawa: (she was prepared)
9340Hana Miyamoto: "Had myself a sandwich at a place I found from some chef friends"
9341"Really freaking good sandwiches"
9342Monte Miyamoto: "...Of course you did."
9343Shinobu Hisakawa: "If it's not too much trouble..."
9344Hana Miyamoto: "Of course of course"
9345Hana Miyamoto kisses Moe in the cheek "You two have fun and play nice"
9346Hana Miyamoto: "I'll start cooking"
9347Monte Miyamoto blushes slightly "Yeah sure."
9348Hana goes to the kitchen as she prepares the totally not romantic dinner, leaving you two on your own
9349Monte Miyamoto collects himself and turns back to Shinobu "Sorry you had to come all this way. I didn't know boys weren't allowed in the girls' dorms."
9350Shinobu Hisakawa: "Y-yeah, I didn't find out until now either."
9351Monte Miyamoto: "Just how bad did you mess up your arms for it to follow you back here?"
9352Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well... before you healed them I couldn't really move them that much at all."
9353"I probably should be careful with how much magic I use."
9354Monte Miyamoto: "That's an understatement...they warn us a lot about this kind of stuff."
9355Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah... but sometimes when we're fighting I feel like it's the only way to keep up."
9356Monte Miyamoto: "Launch ahead might be a bit more accurate than just keeping up."
9357"It's not as if you don't do your fair share either way, you know.'
9358Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess... but I think I should be doing more."
9359Monte Miyamoto starts trying to use magic to find the trouble areas "If anybody should be saying that, it's me."
9360Shinobu Hisakawa: "But you're doing great."
9361Monte Miyamoto: "I could be doing much better."
9362Shinobu Hisakawa: "Guess neither of us can convince the other on this."
9363Monte Miyamoto: "Regardless of what I've done, you're the one who went above and beyond so much that your arms almost blew up."
9364Shinobu Hisakawa: "And now I'm relying on you to fix them."
9365Monte Miyamoto puts his hands on one of her arms over one of the worse spots "To make up for you having to go that far."
9366Monte Miyamoto: "This might hurt a little if I mess up."
9367Shinobu Hisakawa flinches slightly at the touch and braces herself
9368Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
9369(
93704
9371+
93724
9373+
93746
9375)
9376= 14
9377Shinobu Hisakawa: "... Okay. Go ahead."
9378Monte Miyamoto begins applying pressure to specific points on her arm, attempting to both dull the pain and give the healing process a kickstart
9379Hana Miyamoto: (It's a relatively good heal)
9380(Though it's still experimental)
9381(So it still hurts a little)
9382Monte Miyamoto: (and he didn't even apply magic)
9383Shinobu Hisakawa: "Ow."
9384Monte Miyamoto: "S-sorry."
9385Shinobu Hisakawa: "No it's fine. I can feel you're doing something."
9386Monte Miyamoto continues to massage the arm for a bit "And here I was starting to worry that I wasn't learning anything from those books."
9387Monte Miyamoto: "Alright, that's all I can do for that arm without magic for now. Next one?"
9388Shinobu Hisakawa: "O-okay "
9389Monte Miyamoto: "You sure I didn't make it worse?"
9390Shinobu Hisakawa: (sorry about that but I'm quite literally falling asleep)
9391(can we finish it tomorrow)
9392Monte Miyamoto: (owned)
9393Kale (GM): incredibly sleep pole
9394falling asleep at high speeds
9395Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
9396(
9397118
9398)
9399= 118
9400rolling 4d20
9401(
940217
9403+
940413
9405+
940620
9407+
94085
9409)
9410= 55
9411Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
9412(
9413244
9414)
9415= 244
9416rolling 4d20!
9417(
941820
9419+
942019
9421+
942211
9423+
94244
9425+
94266
9427)
9428= 60
9429"N-no, it's okay. Something just moved in there a bit, but now it's better than it was before."
9430Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, well okay then. This is all kind of new, but maybe I'll try adding magic on this arm to offset some discomfort."
9431"I-If you're okay with that. I'm not gonna force you to be a test subject."
9432Shinobu Hisakawa nods. "Go ahead. I'm sure you'll get it right."
9433Monte Miyamoto: (she jinxed it)
9434Shinobu Hisakawa: (she has faith)
9435Monte Miyamoto: (pumping with a bit of stamina up to my magic level tho)
9436rolling 5d6
9437(
94386
9439+
94401
9441+
94424
9443+
94441
9445+
94462
9447)
9448= 14
9449(lol exact same as the first roll)
9450Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
9451Monte Miyamoto repeats the process, this time trying to add bursts of healing magic to trouble areas
9452it feels.....exactly the same
9453Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well... it didn't feel any different, so... I think it worked?"
9454Monte Miyamoto: "Well I hope so, otherwise I'm not actually doing anything except being weird..."
9455Shinobu Hisakawa: "B-being weird?"
9456Monte Miyamoto: "I feel like it'd be more than a little weird if I'd offered to do this without a good reason."
9457Shinobu Hisakawa gets a bit pink. "I guess."
9458Shinobu Hisakawa: "But you're doing a good job."
9459Monte Miyamoto: "Th-thanks. I'm just glad it actually seems to be helping."
9460"With how much we all get hurt, it's kind of a relief that I can actually keep up with healing, at least for now."
9461Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah... it's starting to feel a lot better now. Thanks."
9462Monte Miyamoto: "It's nothing, really, especially after what you did."
9463Shinobu Hisakawa: "I'm just glad I could contribute."
9464Monte Miyamoto: "You say that as if you barely did anything."
9465Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, I couldn't do anything when the elevator thing happened."
9466Monte Miyamoto: "I could review flight spells with you some time. I'm not great at them, but I can at least stop from going splat."
9467Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sure, that'd be great."
9468Monte Miyamoto: "We might have some time before dinner, so we could always start small and practice by doing some floaty jumps."
9469Shinobu Hisakawa shrugs her shoulders a few times and stretches her arms out. "Yeah, that's fine."
9470Shinobu Hisakawa: "Thanks again. Had a dull pain in them all day yesterday and today."
9471Monte Miyamoto: "It's nothing, like I said. I seem to be doing a lot of the healing anyway, and I felt bad watching you walk around clearly in pain."
9472Shinobu Hisakawa: (m'lady)
9473Monte Miyamoto: "It's almost like if I saw Silica shooting magic missiles at a melon cake because it's on the top shelf."
9474Shinobu Hisakawa chuckles. "That's a weird comparison."
9475Monte Miyamoto: "I guess it's a family thing. Always feeling like we should help."
9476Monte Miyamoto walks over toward his balcony "Whether it's something as big as an injury or as small as reviewing some classwork."
9477Kale (GM): (He got the speech prepared)
9478(Heading to his balcony for proper scenery)
9479Monte Miyamoto: (>speech)
9480(no, he's just going to make a dumb display of hopping off of the balcony and landing softly on the ground below
9481Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's not a bad trait to pick up from home."
9482Monte Miyamoto: "It depends on who you ask, I guess."
9483Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh?"
9484Monte Miyamoto: "My dad's been known to go above and beyond, even if it's dangerous for him."
9485"Though I guess some people would say practicing flight magic is dangerous too."
9486Shinobu Hisakawa: "Less so than not having it when you need it."
9487Monte Miyamoto laughs "True."
9488Monte Miyamoto: "So I know you're good with levitation magic."
9489"If you get really basic, you can kind of think about flight as backwards levitation."
9490Shinobu Hisakawa: "Backwards?"
9491Monte Miyamoto: "Basically you're trying to levitate yourself."
9492"But instead of getting visual feedback from the thing you're moving, you get weird feedback from feeling your own weight shift around, if that makes sense."
9493Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hmm."
9494Monte Miyamoto: "I know a lot of our classmates are kind of thrown off just by that."
9495"Because when you start to levitate it almost feels like you're falling, and then everybody overcorrects and ends up actually falling."
9496"So first off, let's just try jumping a few times and trying to slow the trip back down."
9497Shinobu Hisakawa: "Right."
9498Monte Miyamoto: "Then when you're feeling confident, we can take the bigger leap."
9499"Alright so let's start."
9500Monte Miyamoto jumps up
9501Monte Miyamoto: rolling 6d6
9502(
95031
9504+
95054
9506+
95073
9508+
95091
9510+
95114
9512+
95134
9514)
9515= 17
9516(and ends up floating back down really slow from the look of it)
9517Kale (GM): (real good)
9518Shinobu Hisakawa: (so what would I roll for it)
9519Monte Miyamoto: (magic)
9520(that's what I rolled)
9521Shinobu Hisakawa tries to follow his example
9522Monte Miyamoto: (so magic+smarts)
9523Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 6d5
9524(
95252
9526+
95272
9528+
95294
9530+
95315
9532+
95332
9534+
95352
9536)
9537= 17
9538(8)
9539Kale (GM): (Hey buddy)
9540(You seem to have screwed the pooch somewhat)
9541Monte Miyamoto: (>8)
9542Shinobu Hisakawa: (8 is a failure?)
9543Monte Miyamoto: (>screwed the pooch)
9544Kale (GM): (no)
9545(the 5 dice)
9546Monte Miyamoto: (oh I see)
9547Kale (GM): (Instead of 6)
9548Monte Miyamoto: (you did 6d5 not 5d6)
9549Kale (GM): (Ya patootz)
9550Shinobu Hisakawa: (oh right)
9551rolling 5d6
9552(
95534
9554+
95555
9556+
95574
9558+
95593
9560+
95611
9562)
9563= 17
9564Kale (GM): (Ya summy)
9565Shinobu Hisakawa: (still 8)
9566Kale (GM): (Now you got it)
9567(It's a good start)
9568Monte Miyamoto: "That's a big improvement from class."
9569Shinobu Hisakawa: "It does feel weird..."
9570Monte Miyamoto: "Maybe falling is the right way to describe it."
9571"More like being in an elevator that's going down just a little too fast."
9572Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah."
9573Monte Miyamoto: "Still, a few more that good and we could probably jump from here to the ground."
9574"I've done it a few times before when I was late leaving the house."
9575Shinobu Hisakawa: "Definitely sounds like something you'd want to practice thoroughly first."
9576Hana Miyamoto shouts from the kitchen "if you gonna start jumping from the balcony then don't land on the garden!"
9577Monte Miyamoto: "We won't!"
9578Hana Miyamoto: "Alright! Shinobu you want beef or turkey?!"
9579Shinobu Hisakawa: "Um... I'll let you choose."
9580Hana Miyamoto: "Both then!"
9581Shinobu Hisakawa: "Okay then."
9582after some practicing on the balcony, you feel mildly ready to jump from it
9583Monte Miyamoto: "I can go first if you're more comfortable doing it that way."
9584Shinobu Hisakawa: "No, it's fine."
9585"It's not too high up..."
9586(won't be any worse than breaking both her arms)
9587Monte Miyamoto: "Really, in the worst case if you roll out of it, you'll just get a couple of bruises."
9588Shinobu Hisakawa nods, and prepares to jump.
9589Monte Miyamoto: (-t. lad who's been taught to fall)
9590Monte Miyamoto jumps first
9591Monte Miyamoto: rolling 6d6
9592(
95933
9594+
95954
9596+
95972
9598+
95995
9600+
96012
9602+
96036
9604)
9605= 22
9606(wew, still barely makes it)
9607Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
9608(
96093
9610+
96116
9612+
96131
9614+
96151
9616)
9617= 11
9618Hana Miyamoto: (Hmmmm)
9619(nail the hovering, fuck up the landing)
9620Shinobu Hisakawa: (from how high up)
9621Monte Miyamoto: (I mean with a 6, I'd imagine the worst case is stumbling on landing)
9622Hana Miyamoto: (ye)
9623(tuck and roll except you land with your face on the floor)
9624Monte Miyamoto: (???)
9625(but they're using magic)
9626Shinobu Hisakawa: (>stumbling)
9627(>face on the floor)
9628Monte Miyamoto: (so it's more like floating most of the way down, then letting go of the spell just a bit too early)
9629Hana Miyamoto: (exactly)
9630Monte Miyamoto: (but you wouldn't land on your face from that)
9631(you'd be like maybe a couple of feet off the ground)
9632(not exactly faceplant height)
9633Hana Miyamoto: (whatever)
9634(the landing sucks in a general term)
9635Monte Miyamoto: (well yeah I didn't say it was stylish)(
9636(I'm just saying there's more ways to portray "Yeah you did it but it wasn't stylish" than "Lol u fall on ur face haha hee hee")
9637Monte Miyamoto has to do a short stumbling sort of jog as he lands after letting go of the spell a bit early
9638Shinobu Hisakawa lands much the same. "Whoa."
9639Monte Miyamoto: "Oof..."
9640Hana Miyamoto: "The flowers ok?"
9641"Otherwise I'm beating your ass"
9642Monte Miyamoto: "We went over them, sis."
9643Hana Miyamoto: (As in stepped over them, or floated over them)
9644Shinobu Hisakawa: (floated obviously)
9645(went over means they avoided them)
9646Monte Miyamoto: (if they had touched them, the first word out of his mouth would have been "Sorry")
9647Hana Miyamoto: "Well get here, I just finished cooking"
9648Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, that's convenient."
9649Monte Miyamoto lets Shinobu go ahead of him as he goes back inside
9650Hana Miyamoto serves a massive plate "Beef Wellington and Turkey pot pie"
9651Hana Miyamoto: "Save some for tomorrow"
9652Shinobu Hisakawa: "Wow."
9653Hana Miyamoto lights some candles as she smiles "Would you two like to taste some vintage wine?"
9654Monte Miyamoto: "Oh wow, thanks sis- What do you mean wine?"
9655"Why are you lighting candles?"
9656Hana Miyamoto: "For no reason at all"
9657Shinobu Hisakawa: "R-right."
9658Hana Miyamoto smiles at Shinobu "Would you like some wine dear?"
9659Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, you said 'vintage', so I wouldn't want to make you open up something that fancy..."
9660Hana Miyamoto: "Oh please anything for Momo's friend~"
9661Shinobu Hisakawa: (((friend)))
9662"I-If you're sure."
9663Hana Miyamoto: "Alrighty then"
9664"Momo don't tell dad"
9665Hana Miyamoto winks as she goes to grab the wine
9666Shinobu Hisakawa: (what if he does)
9667Monte Miyamoto just watches her go, dumbfounded
9668Shinobu Hisakawa: "I think your sister is acting a little odd..."
9669Hana Miyamoto comes back with a bottle "50 year old Syrah wine"
9670Hana Miyamoto serves you both "Welp, I'll leave you to it~"
9671Shinobu Hisakawa: "W-what?"
9672Hana Miyamoto: "ciao~"
9673Hana Miyamoto slinks away
9674Monte Miyamoto: "I think you're right about her acting weird..."
9675Shinobu Hisakawa: (well she popped a probably thousand dollar wine so they have to get married now)
9676Hana Miyamoto: (plot twist)
9677(She lied and it's actually kid's wine)
9678Shinobu Hisakawa: (you think she can trick an oni like that)
9679Monte Miyamoto takes a hesitant sip of the wine "I guess I have to now..."
9680Monte Miyamoto: (non-alcoholic wine)
9681(the only thing that tastes worse than alcohol is fake alcohol)
9682Shinobu Hisakawa: (that'd be equivalent to telling her she's unwelcome)
9683Hana Miyamoto: (Of course)
9684(Not gonna let his little bro get sullied by a DRUNK)
9685Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
9686Monte Miyamoto: (wow rude)
9687Shinobu Hisakawa has a taste as well
9688it's wine alright
9689Moe just feels regular wine taste, but Shinobu you're an Oni. you know this is a good wine
9690Shinobu Hisakawa: "She wasn't kidding..."
9691Monte Miyamoto: "I wouldn't really know."
9692Shinobu Hisakawa: "I feel bad for having her open it."
9693Monte Miyamoto: "She did decide to on her own."
9694"She even poured me a glass without waiting for me to actually say I wanted any."
9695Hana Miyamoto: (She's in on the genetics)
9696Monte Miyamoto: "At the same time...now I feel like I have to finish it."
9697Hana Miyamoto: (But ain't letting Heide win)
9698Shinobu Hisakawa: (what's her stake)
9699Hana Miyamoto: (she just wants her Nieces NOW)
9700Shinobu Hisakawa: (what if she gets nephews)
9701Hana Miyamoto: (No way they'll have only boys after 10 kids)
9702Shinobu Hisakawa: "True..."
9703(will she force them to)
9704Hana Miyamoto: (you think Moe won't do it)
9705(He's got the bunny blood)
9706Shinobu Hisakawa: "But it would be even more of a disservice to not eat the food she's prepared, so..."
9707Shinobu Hisakawa starts eating.
9708Monte Miyamoto does the same, and continues to drink the wine reluctantly
9709Monte Miyamoto: (see she put Moe in a predicament)
9710(he doesn't want alcohol)
9711(but he doesn't want to waste it)
9712(and he worries giving it to Shinobu would be a bad idea)
9713Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's what she's banking on)
9714(hana that is)
9715(oh shinobu please finish my glass)
9716Hana Miyamoto: (All according to keikaku)
9717(Oh you're drunk? I shouldn't send you home like that, how about you stay here, tomorrow is the weekend anyways)
9718(Oh these walls? they're soundproof)
9719Monte Miyamoto: (they're definitely not)
9720Hana Miyamoto: (They're not but she ain't gonna tell em)
9721Shinobu Hisakawa: (even if they were she has bunny ears)
9722Monte Miyamoto: (she literally overhead them like 10 minutes ago)
9723(I don't think she could successfully pull off that lie)
9724Hana Miyamoto: (If they're drunk then yeah)
9725Shinobu Hisakawa: "It's all really good."
9726"I feel like I'm imposing."
9727Monte Miyamoto: "Trust me, you're not. If anything she'll love the compliments to her cooking."
9728"Besides, she's probably just trying to create her own reason to say that this is like a d-date or something."
9729Shinobu Hisakawa: "Y-you think so?"
9730Monte Miyamoto: "Only she knows for sure..."
9731Shinobu Hisakawa: "Either way, it's nice of her to go through all that effort."
9732Monte Miyamoto: "You're right, she really put her heart into the meal."
9733Shinobu Hisakawa: (I put my heart into the meal so you should put something into shinobu if you know what I mean lil bro)
9734Monte Miyamoto: "And the wine is pretty good, though I'm not sure I'd have it again."
9735Hana Miyamoto: (I'm going to sleep and if by tomorrow I don't find you two either passed out from fucking or currently fucking, you're paying me back that wine)
9736Shinobu Hisakawa: (no pressure though)
9737Monte Miyamoto: (none)
9738"Though I guess it's nice to share a meal like this..."
9739Shinobu Hisakawa: "Y-yeah."
9740Monte Miyamoto: "So, you know, th-thanks for coming over."
9741Shinobu Hisakawa: "I mean... I came over c-cause you offered to help me out, so... I should be thanking you."
9742"I really feel a lot better."
9743"And the way you did it was a lot more skillful than you made it sound."
9744Monte Miyamoto: "D-don't be ridiculous. I'm almost making it up as I go..."
9745Shinobu Hisakawa: "A-also... I'm glad we got to become friends, even despite the whole curse stuff... you could've been a jerk about my magic like most were at first, but you weren't..."
9746Monte Miyamoto: "It wouldn't be right. You made it into the school same as us, if not by putting in more effort. And that just makes it more admirable."
9747Hana Miyamoto: (more like spending more money)
9748Shinobu Hisakawa: (they wouldn't want to be a school that turned a miyamoto down)
9749(or a welkins)
9750Monte Miyamoto: (why are you talking about Danielle?)
9751(what does she have to do with this?)
9752Hana Miyamoto: (She's actually in the house)
9753Shinobu Hisakawa: (danielle got in by taking good care of the headmaster's lower head)
9754Hana Miyamoto: (Ready to rape moe)
9755Shinobu Hisakawa: (she better be ready to catch these hands)
9756Hana Miyamoto: (And make him pay alimony)
9757Shinobu Hisakawa: "Thanks... I wasn't expecting you and Dick to be as humble as you turned out to be, with your names and all..."
9758"You want to make a name for yourselves. I respect that."
9759Monte Miyamoto: "Our parents taught us better, because in some ways they really came up from nothing."
9760"Both of my parents were orphaned, and I think Dick's parents were too."
9761Hana Miyamoto: (Teo just hates his parents and never talks to them)
9762(Cause they tried to bank on his fame)
9763Monte Miyamoto: (I mean)
9764(with how they treated him before that?)
9765(he may as well have been orphaned)
9766Hana Miyamoto: (ye)
9767Shinobu Hisakawa: (good thing he found a sugar mommy)
9768Hana Miyamoto: (After he got famous his parents where all lovey dovey)
9769(And he just told them to fuck off)
9770(Cause technically they sold him to Aliyah)
9771Shinobu Hisakawa: "Still... it's your choice to approach it like that."
9772"I think it's cool."
9773Monte Miyamoto turns slightly pink "Th-thanks."
9774Monte Miyamoto: "Honestly, it's nice having friends that don't treat the two of us differently just because of our parents. I really appreciate that."
9775Shinobu Hisakawa: "I figured you wouldn't like being treated that way."
9776"You're not your parents."
9777Monte Miyamoto: "That doesn't stop a lot of people, though, so still appreciated."
9778Shinobu Hisakawa: "I'd like to meet them someday, though. Not just cause they're important."
9779Monte Miyamoto: "O-oh, well I'm sure you'll get to at some point when they visit or something. What are your parents like though?"
9780Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hmm... well they're not famous or anything, but I guess I could still say I'm proud they're my parents."
9781Hana Miyamoto: (Dad gets pushed around by Mom and she's a lazy bogan)
9782Shinobu Hisakawa: (slander)
9783Hana Miyamoto: (Scratching her ass while drinking bud light)
9784Shinobu Hisakawa: "Dad is the one who got me interested in magic, since he works with arcane research stuff."
9785Monte Miyamoto: "Oh cool. I mostly had to learn from Dick's mom."
9786"I've been able to do magic as far back as I can remember, and since neither of my parents know that much about magic, it didn't take long before they realized I had to be taught."
9787Monte Miyamoto averts his eyes as his ears droop "Might have set a tree on fire by accident..."
9788Shinobu Hisakawa smiles. "That must've been a surprise to them."
9789Shinobu Hisakawa: "I didn't really think I had what it takes to do magic at first, since I mostly take after my mom. She used to be in the police, but they moved her into retirement a few years back."
9790"She got a nasty wound on the job, and it looked like she wouldn't be able to work anymore, but she's recovered since."
9791"Now she wants to do sports for some reason."
9792Monte Miyamoto: "Oni tend to recover pretty well from injuries that people say are too bad to get better from. That's really good for her though."
9793Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah. The cop retirement money is good, but I guess she's bored."
9794"Either way, I didn't really show any magical talent when I was little, but I really wanted to do the cool things dad could do, so I got stubborn about it."
9795"He didn't give up on me, which helped."
9796Monte Miyamoto smiles "Maybe I should thank him if I ever meet him."
9797Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh?"
9798"What for?"
9799Monte Miyamoto: "Since he didn't give up on you, we got to meet eachother and become friends."
9800Shinobu Hisakawa: "O-oh."
9801Shinobu Hisakawa blushes. "I guess that's true..."
9802Shinobu Hisakawa: "So I got your parents and Dick's mom to thank."
9803Monte Miyamoto blushes slightly "I guess so, seeing as there's no way of knowing for sure which of my parents is the reason I was born with magic..."
9804Shinobu Hisakawa: (thanks for having sex with your husband ma'am)
9805Monte Miyamoto: (ma'am, thank you kindly for providing his father with the coochie)
9806Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
9807"At least we know who you got the ears from."
9808Monte Miyamoto: "Y-yeah. That's all mom. Half of us have the ears and the other half don't."
9809Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's kinda odd, isn't it?"
9810Monte Miyamoto: "Really what's odd about it is that the oldest of us are the ones with the ears."
9811Shinobu Hisakawa: "Really?"
9812Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, mostly."
9813Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess if the ears were always passed down sooner or later everyone would have them."
9814Monte Miyamoto nods "But why the focus on the ears?"
9815Shinobu Hisakawa averts her eyes a little. "Well... they're pretty cute."
9816Hana Miyamoto: (if Moe offers Shinobu to touch his ears, it's all over)
9817Shinobu Hisakawa: "Especially when they move along with your expression."
9818Monte Miyamoto blushes "Th-that- U-um...th-thanks."
9819Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Just like that."
9820Monte Miyamoto blushes more as his ears move down to cover his eyes "R-Right..."
9821Shinobu Hisakawa: "I-I'm sorry if it's bothering you."
9822Monte Miyamoto: "Just not used to that sort of attention, th-that's all."
9823Hana Miyamoto: (touch the ears)
9824(Do it now)
9825Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, they do stand out..."
9826Monte Miyamoto: "They kind of have to so they can work as well as they do, b-but still thank you."
9827Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sorry... I can tell it's a touchy subject for you."
9828(a touchy subject)
9829(huh? huh?)
9830Monte Miyamoto: "I-It's not that! It's just that for rabbit people, our ears are kind of...special."
9831Shinobu Hisakawa: "Special?"
9832Monte Miyamoto: "Well they obviously attract attention, but my mom always had to tell our little siblings not to touch our ears because it's, er, kind of like kissing."
9833Shinobu Hisakawa turns pink. "O-oh."
9834Monte Miyamoto: "So sometimes I get n-nervous when people talk about them..."
9835Shinobu Hisakawa: "R-right. Sorry."
9836Monte Miyamoto: "N-no, it's okay. I'm just being weird about it...s-sorry. Let's change the subject."
9837Shinobu Hisakawa: "Y-yeah... I always thought they look soft, but... l-let's forget about that."
9838Monte Miyamoto turns bright pink
9839Monte Miyamoto: (rabbits are very quick to recognize lewdness)
9840Shinobu Hisakawa: (she didn't know it's an erogenous zone)
9841Hana Miyamoto: (Now she's gonna grab em by force)
9842(You've just let her know your weakness)
9843(tsk tsk)
9844Monte Miyamoto eats the last of his meal and finishes off the wine he'd barely touched before
9845Shinobu Hisakawa: (woah)
9846Monte Miyamoto: (bunny is nervous and is hoping the sour grape juice makes it all better)
9847Moe, you're not an oni, so the wine gives you a goof kick
9848Monte Miyamoto: "Oh...this is why dad doesn't like alcohol."
9849Shinobu Hisakawa: "What's wrong?"
9850Monte Miyamoto: "Just feel a bit funny. Like goofy funny."
9851Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oh, right, it's pretty strong for you."
9852Monte Miyamoto: "Just a bit..."
9853"Say...it'd probably be okay if you wanted to, uh..."
9854Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Huh?"
9855Hana Miyamoto: (don't do it)
9856(he's drunk)
9857(It's basically rape)
9858Shinobu Hisakawa: (she has drunk more)
9859Hana Miyamoto: (you do not want to rape the son of Mitsuo)
9860Monte Miyamoto: "Er, I mean if you wanted me to walk you home...it'd be okay."
9861Shinobu Hisakawa: (better question is how hana will talk her way out of it)
9862Hana Miyamoto: (She won't)
9863Shinobu Hisakawa: (hey dad I made moe drink so he'd bang this girl)
9864Hana Miyamoto: (Hey dad this goddamn drunk stole my expensive wine and shove it down my lil bro's throat)
9865(I'm not pressing charges cause they're fucking right now)
9866Shinobu Hisakawa: "S-sure... but are you sure you're up for it?"
9867"You look a bit.. unsteady."
9868Monte Miyamoto: "I'll be okay."
9869Shinobu Hisakawa: "Okay..."
9870Monte Miyamoto gets up with a slight wobble "We should find my sister to thank her for the meal before we go."
9871Shinobu Hisakawa: "Y-yeah."
9872Monte Miyamoto: "Sis?"
9873Hana Miyamoto: "yeah?"
9874Monte Miyamoto: "Thanks for dinner, it was fantastic."
9875Shinobu Hisakawa nods. "It was really good."
9876Hana Miyamoto walks down and smiles "No problem"
9877Hana Miyamoto: "Ya need a ride home?"
9878Shinobu Hisakawa: "Moe offered to walk me home..."
9879Shinobu Hisakawa gives her a look indicating she's unsure about it.
9880Hana Miyamoto looks at Moe with a smug smile "You sure he can walk?"
9881Shinobu Hisakawa: (nigga had a glass of wine and got smashed)
9882Monte Miyamoto: (I said a slight wobble)
9883(dude's just slightly unsteady, not smashed)
9884Hana Miyamoto: (Too bad)
9885(It's canon now)
9886Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, he says he's fine."
9887Monte Miyamoto: "I'm not that bad."
9888Hana Miyamoto: "Alright then"
9889"Just stay safe"
9890Monte Miyamoto sighs "I'll just let you decide sis. If you think I can't go, you can drive."
9891Shinobu Hisakawa: (shinobu is more worried about people giving him weird looks if he happens to stumble)
9892(not that she's embarrassed to walk with him)
9893Hana Miyamoto chuckles "hey you don't have to act dissapointed by the fact you can't walk your girl home"
9894Hana Miyamoto pinches your cheek "you can go, ya dummy"
9895Shinobu Hisakawa blushes.
9896Monte Miyamoto blushes "What's that supposed to- Nevermind. I'll be back in a while..."
9897Monte Miyamoto leads the way out
9898Hana Miyamoto: "Byeee~!"
9899Hana Miyamoto waves goodbye
9900Shinobu Hisakawa waves reluctantly.
9901Monte Miyamoto does the same
9902and so you walk Shinobu home
9903Hana Miyamoto: (End it there or you guys wanna continue?)
9904(Also why the fuck can Sax stay up this late for solo and not for my game huh)
9905Shinobu Hisakawa: (I got up later today)
9906(finally stabilized my sleep schedule)
9907Hana Miyamoto: (anyways)
9908(End it there?)
9909Shinobu Hisakawa: (depends)
9910(if anything special happens when they get there)
9911Hana Miyamoto: (I mean it's your idea)
9912Shinobu Hisakawa: (hmm)
9913Monte Miyamoto: (hmmmmmmmmm)
9914Shinobu Hisakawa: (I guess we'll have to do that part and see)
9915Hana Miyamoto: (Alrighty then)
9916you're walking on the streets as you're heading for the bus station that takes you to the dorms
9917it's the residential area so there's not a lot of not apart from the scattered shops and the McDaniels once every 5 blocks
9918it's late so the usual bus isn't coming, making you walk more further up ahead for the night bus
9919Monte Miyamoto: (so is Moe just seeing her to the bus station?)
9920Hana Miyamoto: (ye probably)
9921(Unless he's joining her)
9922Monte Miyamoto turns to look at the schedule "Hmm...looks like there's still a bit of a wait for the next bus."
9923Shinobu Hisakawa: "The night one doesn't come very often."
9924Monte Miyamoto: "That's inconvenient but I guess there aren't many people taking it."
9925"I'm sorry my sister was being so weird."
9926Shinobu Hisakawa: "It's okay... I had fun today."
9927Monte Miyamoto: "I did too, we can keep reviewing magic like that if you want.'
9928Shinobu Hisakawa smiles a bit. "Sure."
9929Monte Miyamoto smiles "Cool. Though we might want to meet somewhere other than my house sometimes so we don't always have to deal with my sister saying weird stuff..."
9930Shinobu Hisakawa: "Y-yeah. She's nice, but..."
9931Monte Miyamoto: "She's either really interested in romance or she's trying to tease me."
9932Shinobu Hisakawa laughs nervously.
9933Shinobu Hisakawa: (the bus sure is taking its time)
9934Monte Miyamoto fidgets a bit with his feet "I guess the bus is running a bit behind schedule..."
9935Shinobu Hisakawa: "Looks like it..."
9936Monte Miyamoto: "Um...now that I've thought about it, you're curious about if my ears are soft, r-right?"
9937Shinobu Hisakawa: "A-a bit, yeah..."
9938"They do look like it..."
9939Monte Miyamoto: "W-well...if you really want...I guess it wouldn't hurt if you just touched one of them really quick."
9940Shinobu Hisakawa blushes. "A-are you sure?"
9941and just as you say this, the bus arrives
9942Shinobu Hisakawa: (materializes on the stop)
9943Monte Miyamoto: "I-if you want before you leave."
9944Shinobu Hisakawa: "..."
9945Shinobu Hisakawa stands there awkwardly for a moment, glancing back at the bus.
9946Someone opens the door of the bus for a few seconds
9947Someone: (you got like a 5 second time frame)
9948Shinobu Hisakawa embraces Moe in a hug, brushes her hand against his ear, and bolts into the bus.
9949Shinobu Hisakawa: (real quick)
9950Someone: (absolute madlad)
9951(But can Halfrid catch up)
9952Shinobu Hisakawa: (lass)
9953Monte Miyamoto blushes and waves as she goes
9954and so the day ends
9955Kale (GM): didya rike it
9956Shinobu Hisakawa: (why are you asking us if we ran it)
9957Kale (GM): well fuck you
9958Shinobu Hisakawa: (did YOU rike it)
9959Kawaii: rolling 1d11
9960(
99615
9962)
9963= 5
9964Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 1d11
9965(
996611
9967)
9968= 11
9969Kale (GM): no, cause now the waifu race begins
9970Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
9971Kale (GM): and Shinobu got an early start
9972Shinobu Hisakawa: (you mean it ended)
9973Kale (GM): but what if halfrid pulls it off
9974Shinobu Hisakawa: (she'll have to duel shinobu first)
9975Kale (GM): of course
9976flexing competition
9977and dressing up nicely for Moe
9978and who pets his ears better
9979Shinobu Hisakawa: (anyway I need sleep)
9980Godot: so 3 xp i can take a level 2 ability to level 3, right
9981Kale (GM): nah
9982Jazz: it only costs 1 xp to put a level up 1
9983Kale (GM): well yeah
9984but it only costs 1
9985Godot: ok
9986Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
9987(
9988235
9989)
9990= 235
9991rolling 4d20
9992(
999317
9994+
999514
9996+
999718
9998+
999919
10000)
10001= 68
10002Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d20!
10003(
1000418
10005+
1000615
10007+
100081
10009+
1001017
10011)
10012= 51
10013rolling d420!
10014(
10015238
10016)
10017= 238
10018Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
10019(
100206
10021+
1002218
10023+
1002413
10025+
1002618
10027)
10028= 55
10029(check em)
10030rolling d420
10031(
10032231
10033)
10034= 231
10035May 12 Sunday
10036Silica Gimmes: rolling 4d20
10037(
1003814
10039+
1004012
10041+
1004216
10043+
1004414
10045)
10046= 56
10047rolling d420
10048(
1004980
10050)
10051= 80
10052no school as there's nothing much to do, is there anything you guys plan to do?
10053Richard Welkins: (woah they cancelled school)
10054Kale (GM): (It's sunday)
10055Richard Welkins: (i know, just the wording)
10056Kale (GM): (ah)
10057(Well do you four have anything planned to do?)
10058Shinobu Hisakawa: (nothing they previously agreed on)
10059Richard Welkins: (sleep)
10060Kale (GM): (Well I'd say biggest objective is investigate more about the curse and shit)
10061Shinobu Hisakawa: (well yeah)
10062Kale (GM): (Evelyne knows the most about that whole ordeal)
10063Richard Welkins: (I just asked her to look into it so I'd doubt she's already brimming with info)
10064Kale (GM): (true)
10065Silica Gimmes: (ye)
10066Monte Miyamoto: (unfortunately Moe is occupied on Sunday)
10067Silica Gimmes: (does ya girl have ya numbah)
10068Kale (GM): (So just hang out?)
10069(Unless they're too lazy)
10070(And just sleep the entire day)
10071Silica Gimmes: (we could check on roboni)
10072Shinobu Hisakawa: (what is he occupied with)
10073Richard Welkins: (halfrid)
10074Shinobu Hisakawa: (wasn't that monday)
10075Kale (GM): (That's on monday though)
10076Richard Welkins: (oh)
10077(my b)
10078Silica Gimmes: (prep time)
10079Kale (GM): (Gotta train his hips)
10080(Can't be catched lacking once he gets raped)
10081Silica Gimmes: (wrong, he's doing his final review on his bf application)
10082Monte Miyamoto: (oh my b)
10083(in the words of Regis Filman)
10084(Everyone is here)
10085Richard Welkins: (also yeah we should probably add that evelyne has at least dick's number if not anyone else's so she can say "i found something" without us having to go there first)
10086Kale (GM): (Only Dick's)
10087Silica Gimmes: (yeah, i just supposed she'd call if she found something)
10088Kale (GM): (Mostly cause only now she realized she became the "info gatherer" of the team)
10089(Alright then, what do the four of you do?)
10090Shinobu Hisakawa: (too old and decrepit to help in the field)
10091Silica Gimmes: (that's dick's wife you're talking about)
10092Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's still unclear)
10093Silica Gimmes: (ez pz, dick starts fantasy australia's mormon church)
10094Richard Welkins: (better than only being useful in the field)
10095(meathead who can't use magic!)
10096Shinobu Hisakawa: (who)
10097Richard Welkins: (u)
10098Shinobu Hisakawa: (but she broke her arms with magic)
10099Kale (GM): (Yeah)
10100(Like a loser)
10101Shinobu Hisakawa: (on purpose)
10102Richard Welkins: ("what mastery over magic do you possess")
10103("channeling into my body and hurting it")
10104(incredible)
10105Shinobu Hisakawa: (so what are we doing)
10106Kale (GM): (I just asked what would each one of you do on a sunday)
10107Silica Gimmes: (investigate the mystery of the magic bus)
10108Kale (GM): (If you're not gonna hang out together)
10109(ok)
10110Shinobu Hisakawa: (I mean if they're not hanging out together shinobu would go check out the dojo if it's open on sundays)
10111Silica Gimmes: (how does a bus just materialize on demand?)
10112Kale (GM): (Silica is going to go investigate the urban legend of a magic bus)
10113(Shinobu is checking the Dojo out)
10114Richard Welkins: (bravo)
10115Monte Miyamoto: (I dunno, probably study and exercise)
10116Richard Welkins: (at the same time)
10117Kale (GM): (Moe is gonna be a nerd)
10118Shinobu Hisakawa: (book in one hand dumbbell in the other)
10119Richard Welkins: (reciting poetry aloud as you squat)
10120Kale (GM): (Where do you work out)
10121Silica Gimmes: (guess he works out at the library AND gym)
10122Kale (GM): (At the library)
10123(what about Richard)
10124Shinobu Hisakawa: (contemplate formalizing his harem)
10125Monte Miyamoto: (well here's a question, can magic be used to do things like reverse rusting?)
10126Kale (GM): (uuuuh, probably)
10127(Aliyah probably knows how to do that)
10128Richard Welkins: (somebody stop her)
10129Monte Miyamoto: (moe's gonna try fixing up Sis's car)
10130Kale (GM): (But she drives a fiat 500)
10131Monte Miyamoto: ((to be a nice little bro and thank her for letting him stay with her)
10132Silica Gimmes: (so it's a Moe's sister needs a new car episode, huh)
10133Richard Welkins: (apple fall tree etc.)
10134Monte Miyamoto: (she drives a Mini)
10135Kale (GM): (Oh right)
10136(It's a mini)
10137(How does it have rust)
10138Monte Miyamoto: (because British cars rust)
10139(Anglos are incapable of insulating against their own environment)
10140Kale (GM): (Well I guess he goes to fix it)
10141(And Richard)
10142(Laze around?)
10143Richard Welkins: (laze around with a big dumb smile)
10144Kale (GM): (alrighty then)
10145Silica Gimmes: (he knows he's getting his mommy gf)
10146(life complete)
10147Kale (GM): (First Shinobu)
10148Shinobu, you check the address in the business card as you're led to the poor part of town. into corner streets and empty alleys before reaching the address, hidden neatly between a Don Peyote and a dry cleaning service
10149"The journey of life is long and the path unknown" is emblazoned on top as the small dojo reads "Dragon Dojo" showing it's open
10150Shinobu Hisakawa heads inside
10151the sound of a bell rings as you open the door to see a ramshack dojo and an Oni sitting on the middle of the floor watching TV while drinking beer
10152Daigo Genosha: "Kick the baaalll! KICK THE BLOODY BAAALLL!"
10153Shinobu Hisakawa: (so oni all like divegrass)
10154(racist)
10155Daigo Genosha: (ye)
10156(They're japanese so they don't know about handegg)
10157Shinobu Hisakawa: (what about luckswing)
10158Daigo Genosha: (Luckswing is also a national sport)
10159(But too boring for Onis)
10160Shinobu Hisakawa: (but divegrass is boring too)
10161Daigo Genosha: (nuh uh)
10162Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh, hello?"
10163Daigo Genosha stops drinking his beer as he looks at you
10164Daigo Genosha shoots a shit eating grin "Ha! you actually came!"
10165Shinobu Hisakawa: "...You assumed I wouldn't?"
10166Daigo Genosha stands up as he shotguns the remaining beer. giving a massive burp "Well girlie you don't seem like the kind that'd fight for fun"
10167Daigo Genosha: "No muscles"
10168"Only thing that makes you tough is that Oni blood!"
10169Shinobu Hisakawa: "I've been exercising..."
10170Daigo Genosha crushes the can by squeezing his hand "Really?"
10171Daigo Genosha gives you a shit eating grin "Doing yoga and pilates?"
10172Daigo Genosha: "Aerobics at home?"
10173Shinobu Hisakawa looks unamused
10174Monte Miyamoto: (SQUATS)
10175(AND)
10176(OATS)
10177Shinobu Hisakawa: "Not really."
10178Richard Welkins: (crossfit ackshually)
10179Daigo Genosha: "Then illuminate me! cause all I see is a weak humie acting like an Oni"
10180Shinobu Hisakawa: (enlighten)
10181Daigo Genosha is dressed only in leopard shorts
10182Shinobu Hisakawa: "How should I act?"
10183Daigo Genosha: "Act like a proper Oni"
10184Daigo Genosha smiles at you "You do know what you have to do right?"
10185Shinobu Hisakawa: "Fight?"
10186Daigo Genosha: "The fact you ask sickens me"
10187Shinobu Hisakawa: "I mean, I did come to learn."
10188Daigo Genosha: "Then what are you waiting? a course overview?"
10189"I'll teach you how to fight"
10190Silica Gimmes: (just going to beat her up until she finally beats him)
10191Daigo Genosha: "But you'll have to fight me"
10192"If you want to learn anything at all"
10193Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's probably the idea)
10194"Okay."
10195Daigo Genosha: "Okay"
10196Daigo Genosha grabs you by the shirt and judo throws you into the Dojo
10197Shinobu Hisakawa: (rude)
10198Daigo Genosha: rolling 8d6
10199(
102001
10201+
102021
10203+
102043
10205+
102062
10207+
102082
10209+
102102
10211+
102122
10213+
102141
10215)
10216= 14
10217Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
10218(
102191
10220+
102213
10222+
102232
10224+
102255
10226)
10227= 11
10228Daigo Genosha: (DX 5)
10229Shinobu Hisakawa: (15 damage for a good start)
10230Daigo Genosha walks towards you with his arms extended "First rule of a fight!"
10231Daigo Genosha: "Always punch first!"
10232your turn
10233Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Well then."
10234(oh by the way)
10235(can I spend the XP I got now)
10236Daigo Genosha: (ye)
10237Shinobu Hisakawa: (how was hand to hand damage calculated again)
10238Daigo Genosha: (Quick ups the attack roll I think)
10239(Attack ups the DX)
10240(Combat expert ups attack roll as well right?)
10241Richard Welkins: (combat expert is attack roll)
10242(quick is defense and initiative)
10243Daigo Genosha: (ah)
10244(Strong ups the DX too)
10245Shinobu Hisakawa: (okay done)
10246(gonna start slow)
10247(with 2 dice boost)
10248rolling 6d6
10249(
102505
10251+
102522
10253+
102545
10255+
102563
10257+
102586
10259+
102604
10261)
10262= 25
10263Daigo Genosha: (Counter with Bang)
10264Shinobu Hisakawa: (with what)
10265Richard Welkins: (lol)
10266Daigo Genosha: rolling 12d6
10267(
102685
10269+
102703
10271+
102721
10273+
102744
10275+
102761
10277+
102783
10279+
102802
10281+
102823
10283+
102845
10285+
102865
10287+
102883
10289+
102902
10291)
10292= 37
10293you start putting magic into your arms as you're about to punch him, before you feel a fist made of pure metal hit you right in the cheek, throwing your head into the floor and making a small crater in your head
10294Shinobu Hisakawa: (crater in my head)
10295Daigo Genosha: (Crater in the pavement)
10296(my B)
10297Shinobu Hisakawa: (so I don't roll defense for that?)
10298Daigo Genosha: (It's a counter)
10299(If he loses he gets the whole damage without rolling defense)
10300(If he wins it's you)
10301(High risk High reward)
10302Shinobu Hisakawa: (well I don't exactly see myself winning but I don't have a choice anyway)
10303Daigo Genosha walks up to you "Second rule!"
10304Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
10305(
103061
10307+
103084
10309+
103104
10311+
103122
10313)
10314= 11
10315Daigo Genosha: "using your shitty stupid magic is against the rules"
10316Shinobu Hisakawa: (also how much damage do I take)
10317Daigo Genosha: (Max)
10318Shinobu Hisakawa: (which is half?)
10319Daigo Genosha: (So like half your health)
10320(ye)
10321Shinobu Hisakawa struggles to get up. "That makes it a bit harder..."
10322Shinobu Hisakawa: (or rather reduces the odds to 0)
10323(from 0.000001)
10324Daigo Genosha grabs you by the hair as he lifts you "As I said"
10325Daigo Genosha: "Utter disgrace of an Oni"
10326Daigo Genosha goes to knee your face
10327Daigo Genosha: rolling 8d6
10328(
103295
10330+
103316
10332+
103333
10334+
103353
10336+
103374
10338+
103393
10340+
103413
10342+
103434
10344)
10345= 31
10346Shinobu Hisakawa: (where's the training part)
10347rolling 4d6
10348(
103492
10350+
103513
10352+
103534
10354+
103552
10356)
10357= 11
10358Daigo Genosha: (Eventually)
10359Shinobu Hisakawa: (okay gibs me that drama dice)
10360rolling 2d6
10361(
103623
10363+
103642
10365)
10366= 5
10367Daigo Genosha: (Nah don't waste em)
10368(I mean)
10369(Well he's got 12)
10370Shinobu Hisakawa: (well wouldn't have made a difference anyway)
10371Daigo Genosha: (ye)
10372you get kneed in the face as you feel your nose break and everything goes black
10373Shinobu Hisakawa: (I hope he's not expecting to get paid)
10374Daigo Genosha: (I'm assuming it took the whole lifebar)
10375Silica Gimmes: (gg ez)
10376Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah)
1037710 minutes later and you wake up with your back on the wall, and patches on your face as a table with a cup of tea is in front of you. Daigo drinking a beer as he smiles towards you
10378Daigo Genosha: "So"
10379Silica Gimmes: (he just starts punching her again)
10380Shinobu Hisakawa: (spills the tea over her)
10381"Ow."
10382Daigo Genosha: "What did you think of the true power an Oni has?"
10383Shinobu Hisakawa: "Didn't give me a whole lot of time to think."
10384Daigo Genosha: "That's what a fight's all about"
10385"One of the pleasures of life"
10386Daigo Genosha laughs as he gives you the cup of tea "Drink. it will heal your wounds"
10387Shinobu Hisakawa drinks it.
10388it's a much slower building health potion, it really only fixes the most important parts like broken bones and the such, but the bruises are still there and they feel horrible
10389Daigo Genosha: "You train with me and I'll teach you what true strength is. but you follow my rules"
10390"And this pain you're feeling? it's only the beginning"
10391"You think you're ready for that?"
10392Daigo Genosha gives you a shit eating grin
10393Shinobu Hisakawa: (no)
10394Silica Gimmes: (as long as it's a few hours after school, and maybe the weekends ;)))))))))))))
10395Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
10396Daigo Genosha: (Very understanding with schedules)
10397Shinobu Hisakawa: "If I didn't have a goal, I'd probably back out."
10398"But I can't."
10399"I gotta do it."
10400Daigo Genosha goes to shake your hand
10401Shinobu Hisakawa meets his hand with hers, fully prepared to be tossed again
10402Daigo Genosha simply shakes it as he was a wild grin "Wednesdays and Sundays at this hour. think you can do that?"
10403Shinobu Hisakawa: (if it's not class hour on wednesdays)
10404Daigo Genosha: (Ye it ain't)
10405Shinobu Hisakawa nods.
10406Daigo Genosha: "Good"
10407rolling 8d6
10408(
104093
10410+
104114
10412+
104134
10414+
104152
10416+
104176
10418+
104196
10420+
104214
10422+
104236
10424)
10425= 35
10426starts crushing your hand "And practice your handshake"
10427Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
10428Silica Gimmes: (got'er)
10429Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Is that necessary?"
10430Daigo Genosha: "Won't get any job with such a lousy shake"
10431(Roll me defense or your hand breaks)
10432Shinobu Hisakawa: (again?)
10433rolling 4d6
10434(
104352
10436+
104374
10438+
104392
10440+
104413
10442)
10443= 11
10444(it breaks anyway)
10445Daigo Genosha stops grabbing your hand as he serves some more tea
10446Daigo Genosha: "Tomorrow we'll start muscle training"
10447(Fuck not tomorrow)
10448(Next class*)
10449Shinobu Hisakawa: "Right."
10450Daigo Genosha: "For now, just finish the tea and practice as hard as you can"
10451Shinobu Hisakawa nods.
10452Daigo Genosha: (Now Silica)
10453Silica you're in some hobo den in the industrial area of the city with Abel, he told you he found something weird and wanted you to join him
10454Abel Villa peeks from the wrecked car you're both in as he points at the bus station
10455Silica Gimmes: "So that's the place?"
10456Abel Villa: "Yeah"
10457"Look, it's gonna be 5 PM soon, that's when it arrives"
10458"Don't blink"
10459Abel Villa looks at the bus station intently
10460Silica Gimmes stares at the spot.
10461you stare at it as hard as you can, but the moment you blink...it's there!
10462it didn't roll up from anywhere, one blink and it's just there!
10463like it materialized from nothing!
10464Abel Villa: "Didya blink?"
10465Silica Gimmes: "Whoaaaaaaaaa!"
10466Abel Villa: "Yeah I know right!"
10467"I don't know what's going on with that"
10468Silica Gimmes: "The station isn't in service, is it?"
10469Abel Villa: "I don't know"
10470you blink again and it's gone
10471Silica Gimmes: "It's gone!"
10472Abel Villa: "I know right!"
10473Silica Gimmes places her hand under her chin in a thinking pose. "Maybe it's a haunted bus? Or some kind of teleportation test bus."
10474Abel Villa: "You think we could get teleportation test buses?"
10475"Maybe it's an entity from another dimension"
10476"What if it's here to take our women and children!"
10477Silica Gimmes looks shocked. "Noone would suspect a bus..."
10478Abel Villa: "And think about how many people enter a bus!"
10479"It's the perfect plan"
10480"But they didn't count on us..."
10481Silica Gimmes: "So, does it follow a schedule like a normal bus?"
10482Abel Villa: "Yeah"
10483"Should we board it?"
10484Silica Gimmes narrows her eyes, "We don't have a choice."
10485Abel Villa: "Let get in and destroy it from the inside"
10486Abel Villa narrows his eyes as well
10487Abel Villa: "We'll take it to their motherland and crash it right in their stupid extra dimensional faces"
10488Richard Welkins: (and then we never saw them again
10489Silica Gimmes nods in agreement. "Yeah, no demonic ghost buses in this town!"
10490Abel Villa turns into a mice and jumps in your pocket
10491Abel Villa: "I'll be the cavalry"
10492"And take em by surprise if they catch you"
10493Silica Gimmes starts walking over to the bus stop, looking around for anyone suspicious.
10494nobody suspicious it seems
10495Abel Villa peeks from your pocket "So...we wait?"
10496Silica Gimmes: "Unless it's summoned by a spell or something."
10497Abel Villa: "What's the spell?"
10498"Blinking?"
10499Silica Gimmes: "Hmmmmm..."
10500Silica Gimmes stares down the road for a while before blinking.
10501nope
10502Abel Villa: "So...how was your day?"
10503Silica Gimmes: "Boring. Trying to think of a way to make a healing missile."
10504"Healing is harder than hurting, though."
10505Abel Villa: "Whoa! that's awesome!"
10506"What's a healing missile?"
10507Silica Gimmes: "Like, instead of fire magic, you do healing magic."
10508Abel Villa: "You can do fire magic?"
10509Silica Gimmes: "Yeah."
10510Abel Villa: "Whoa"
10511"Don't you get burned?"
10512Silica Gimmes: "Oh yeah, a lot. But it's a new field I'm investigating."
10513Abel Villa: "Whoa. that's really cool"
10514"What other cool stuff can you do?"
10515Silica Gimmes: "Ice missiles, explosive missiles, goop missiles, lightning missiles."
10516Abel Villa: "Ice cream misiles?"
10517Silica Gimmes: "No, I can't do a summoning missile or a transformation missile yet."
10518"Food is hard to get right, since it has to taste good."
10519Abel Villa: "Yeah"
10520Silica Gimmes: "Noone cares how a fire balls tastes."
10521Abel Villa: "True"
10522"Though all those missiles"
10523"You're seriously awesome"
10524Silica Gimmes smiles and nods. "Yeah, I am awesome."
10525after a while of waiting and no bus in sight Abel leaves from the pocket and sits in the bench
10526Abel Villa: "Boooooored"
10527Silica Gimmes has a sudden realization. "What if it knows?"
10528Abel Villa gasps
10529Abel Villa: "Oh no"
10530"what do we do then?"
10531Silica Gimmes: "I guess we still have to wait."
10532Abel Villa: "What if we set up a trap?"
10533"Wait!"
10534"If it wants the women and children..."
10535"I gotta look like a regular children!"
10536"Or wait!"
10537"You are a kid as well"
10538Abel Villa: "So I'll look like your mom!"
10539Silica Gimmes: "But... you don't know what she looks like."
10540Abel Villa: "But!"
10541Silica Gimmes turns into you
10542Silica Gimmes: "I can do this sweet trick!"
10543"But I gotta concentrate"
10544Silica Gimmes closes his eyes as he starts thinking and getting in a meditation pose
10545after a while, your clone starts getting taller, it's hair growing longer, and it's boobs getting two or three cups bigger. With the ass growing as well
10546Silica Gimmes: "Tada!"
10547"One fully grown Mommy Silica!"
10548Silica Gimmes claps.
10549Silica Gimmes bows
10550Silica Gimmes: "Okay now what do mothers do"
10551"I've never had one"
10552"Well... mine isn't exactly a good example either."
10553"Uuuuuh"
10554Silica Gimmes pats your head "Good girl"
10555Silica Gimmes: "Maybe that's it?"
10556Silica Gimmes keeps patting your head
10557Silica Gimmes: "Good girl"
10558"What else?"
10559"Uhhhh... they talk to you?"
10560"Okay we're already doing that"
10561"What else?"
10562"Hmmmmmmmmm...."
10563Silica Gimmes tilts her head back, staring at the sky while thinking.
10564Shinobu Hisakawa: (this is a bit confusing)
10565Silica Gimmes: (Not for us :^) )
10566"Oh! My mother sang to my little sister to get her to sleep."
10567"Alright!"
10568Silica Gimmes sits in the bench as he starts singing "Bitches and hoes. Bitches and hoes, Bitches and Hoes, smack a bitch and kill a ho"
10569Silica Gimmes: "That works ain't it?"
10570Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah)
10571Silica Gimmes: "No, it was more kid friendly."
10572"Oh ok"
10573starts singing a softer song for a while until like 3 hours have passed and both of you are bored out of your mind
10574Silica Gimmes: "...wanna eat something?"
10575Silica Gimmes sighs. "Yeah, I guess it isn't coming."
10576Abel Villa turns back to normal as he sighs
10577Abel Villa: "Well, let's go to someplace with tasty food!"
10578Silica Gimmes: "Alright."
10579you go leave as once you
10580Silica Gimmes: (what)
10581as once you're far away, you blink again and the bus is there
10582Silica Gimmes: "It's back!"
10583Abel Villa starts running towards it
10584Silica Gimmes runs to it, too.
10585Abel Villa: "We'll destroy you bus!"
10586roll me agility
10587Silica Gimmes: rolling 8d6
10588(
105894
10590+
105915
10592+
105936
10594+
105952
10596+
105972
10598+
105996
10600+
106015
10602+
106031
10604)
10605= 31
10606you make a mad dash as your speed has increased exponentially from the dungeon. you're probably the star of the track team
10607you reach the bus while the door is still open, but once you're about to step it, the door hits your face as it closes, making you flinch and blink from the hit
10608and so there's no bus and you fall flat on your ass
10609Shinobu Hisakawa: silica spends her spare time tripping on shrooms with a homeless illegal kid
10610Abel Villa: (Meanwhile Shinobu goes to get beat up by old men)
10611Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah)
10612(with purpose)
10613Silica Gimmes: "Ow!"
10614Silica Gimmes gets up and dusts herself off.
10615Abel Villa: "Woah"
10616"How are you so fast?!"
10617Silica Gimmes: "Running from school and park security."
10618"And I'm on the track team."
10619Abel Villa: "You don't get that fast just from that"
10620(Consider that a 3 in any category, means you're at the top of the "human" level)
10621Silica Gimmes shrugs. "Magic?"
10622Abel Villa: (So her having a Quick 3 means she's as fast as an olympic runner)
10623Silica Gimmes: (ez pz when you jus b urself)
10624Abel Villa: "Woah"
10625Abel Villa 's belly rumbles "Let's drop the bus thing for now"
10626Abel Villa: "At least until we have eaten"
10627Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, I could use some food."
10628and so you leave
10629Abel Villa: (Now with Moe)
10630Hana Miyamoto: (Kawaii u there)
10631Richard Welkins: (crying about silica being so fast)
10632Monte Miyamoto: (whom)
10633(was pricing tachs tbh)
10634Moe you're relaxing in your home as you hear the sound of your sis's Bini not starting up
10635Hana Miyamoto: "C'mon! ya piece of junk!"
10636"Why don't you start!"
10637Richard Welkins: (bini)
10638Hana Miyamoto: (Bini Booper)
10639Monte Miyamoto: (I mean I was just gonna do rust stuff, but I guess it's time for Moe to go full Momo)
10640Richard Welkins: (blini)
10641Hana Miyamoto: (Berrari)
10642Monte Miyamoto leans out from the balcony "When's the last time you checked the oil?"
10643Hana Miyamoto: "That one time dad told me to check the oil"
10644Shinobu Hisakawa: (when she bought it)
10645Monte Miyamoto stares down at her deadpan "You know, with how you beat on it, I thought you'd check on those things more."
10646Hana Miyamoto: "I don't know about cars!"
10647"I only know they go vroom vroom and take me wherever I want!"
10648Hana Miyamoto starts it up again with no success "C'mooooOOOOON!"
10649Monte Miyamoto: "I'll be nice and not tell Guida you said that."
10650"You're gonna have to get it fixed."
10651Hana Miyamoto: "I'm a grown ass woman I can say whatever I want!"
10652Hana Miyamoto gets out of the car and starts hitting the tire "Stupid thing!"
10653Shinobu Hisakawa: (so hana is the 30 yo boomer)
10654(cars are for going from A to B)
10655Hana Miyamoto: "Whoever made you is stupid!"
10656Monte Miyamoto: "Oh cut it out, you're the one who abused it."
10657Monte Miyamoto starts walking downstairs
10658Hana Miyamoto: "I've never crashed it"
10659"I dunno what you're talking about"
10660Monte Miyamoto: "You don't have to crash a car to abuse it."
10661Monte Miyamoto starts looking at the car
10662Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm..."
10663poor thing's in bad shape. though, you could at least make it start to be send to the repair shop
10664Monte Miyamoto: "I can probably fix one or two things dad taught me about, but you really need to take this thing to a garage, sis."
10665Hana Miyamoto grumbles "It's their fault for not making a sturdy car!"
10666Hana Miyamoto: "It's only 3 years old!"
10667Monte Miyamoto: "So they'll fix it under warranty then."
10668"And if you'd changed the oil..."
10669Monte Miyamoto pulls out a dry dipstick "Instead of leaving it with none."
10670Hana Miyamoto: "pssh"
10671Monte Miyamoto: "Imagine if I told you to cook in an ungreased skillet."
10672Hana Miyamoto pouts
10673Hana Miyamoto: "Hey. I'm a feminine and pretty lady. It's okay for me to not know about cars"
10674Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, yeah. Well it's gonna be a while before this will actually run."
10675Monte Miyamoto puts a hand to his chin "Hmmm..."
10676Monte Miyamoto: "Gimme an extra hour and I'll try to get rid of the rust like Aunt Aliyah showed us."
10677Hana Miyamoto: "a-an hour?"
10678Monte Miyamoto: "I could maybe do it all in 30 minutes, but that'd be really magically intensive."
10679Hana Miyamoto sighs "So whatever you can"
10680Monte Miyamoto sighs "Though I guess you needed it 10 minutes ago."
10681Hana Miyamoto: "It's not that important anyways"
10682Shinobu Hisakawa: (where is she in such a rush to on a sunday)
10683Monte Miyamoto claps his hands together "Can you give me 30 minutes?"
10684Hana Miyamoto: (date)
10685"Ok"
10686Shinobu Hisakawa: (guess she'll stay single for the rest of her life)
10687(or take the bus :^))
10688Hana Miyamoto kisses your cheek "Don't break yourself"
10689Hana Miyamoto: (Too much of an airhead to take the bus)
10690Monte Miyamoto: "I won't."
10691Hana Miyamoto: (She'll miss every stop)
10692Shinobu Hisakawa: (how did she manage to run a business on her own)
10693Monte Miyamoto pops the hood and starts by using telekinesis magic to get access to everything to check it and figure out what to do first
10694Monte Miyamoto: (it's probably that she just ran it out of oil and out of battery)
10695Hana Miyamoto: (Ye, it's that)
10696Monte Miyamoto: (watch this sick move)
10697rolling 6d6
10698(
106993
10700+
107016
10702+
107036
10704+
107053
10706+
107075
10708+
107091
10710)
10711= 24
10712Hana Miyamoto: (Damn son)
10713Monte Miyamoto: (gotta conjure that oil and zap the battery)
10714Hana Miyamoto: (ye)
10715Monte Miyamoto puts some considerable effort into conjuring an oil that's good enough and zapping enough charge into the battery to give it one or two more days of use
10716Monte Miyamoto: (and now to try the hard part)
10717rolling 6d6
10718(
107191
10720+
107211
10722+
107236
10724+
107253
10726+
107275
10728+
107292
10730)
10731= 18
10732(didn't do much to the rust at all)
10733Hana Miyamoto: (ye)
10734(No cigar)
10735Monte Miyamoto: (just turned a tiny bit back)
10736(barely noticeable)
10737after half an hour the car is back in shape as Hana gives you a lemonade "How's it going?"
10738Monte Miyamoto tries to start it "Well I couldn't do anything about the rust, but..."
10739Hana Miyamoto it ends up starting!
10740it ends up starting!
10741Hana Miyamoto: "Yaaay!"
10742Hana Miyamoto opens the door and kisses your cheek before hugging you "Thank you thank you!"
10743Monte Miyamoto gives her a hug "Just please take it somewhere tomorrow or the day after. It won't last much longer."
10744Hana Miyamoto: "Alrighty!"
10745leaves in the car "Bye I owe you one!"
10746Monte Miyamoto waves after her "She already lets me live here rent free."
10747one hour later
10748Hana Miyamoto gets back home with her spirits crushed
10749Hana Miyamoto drags her feet trough the house until she crashes on the couch
10750Monte Miyamoto: "Not great?"
10751Hana Miyamoto shakes her head "He didn't even come"
10752Hana Miyamoto curls up "I'm gonna be single forever"
10753Richard Welkins: (cracks knuckles)
10754Shinobu Hisakawa: (dick got room)
10755Monte Miyamoto: "You are not, you silly dope."
10756Hana Miyamoto: "Momo!"
10757Hana Miyamoto raises her head "Am I attractive?"
10758Hana Miyamoto: "I'm not ugly and plain am I?"
10759Monte Miyamoto: "My answer is biased, maybe you'd like to me to Dick and ask him?"
10760Silica Gimmes: (dick and ask him)
10761Monte Miyamoto: (to call dick)
10762Hana Miyamoto: "No, he'll get weird ideas"
10763Monte Miyamoto: (impressive)
10764"Or maybe you'll be the one getting weird ideas."
10765Silica Gimmes: (always room in the harem)
10766Hana Miyamoto groans "All the men I meet don't last past the third daaate!"
10767Hana Miyamoto: "I'll never get married!"
10768"I'll live alone with 10 cats!"
10769Shinobu Hisakawa: (at least not dogs)
10770Monte Miyamoto: "Don't make me call Dick. I'll do it."
10771Hana Miyamoto: "What is he gonna say?"
10772"He'll just say some faux gentleman crap like his dad"
10773Shinobu Hisakawa: (rude)
10774Hana Miyamoto: "Oh my fair maiden you're as bright as the moon itself"
10775"Or something like that"
10776Richard Welkins: (yeah and)
10777Monte Miyamoto: "You're taking it a bit far with that, Sis."
10778Silica Gimmes: (zenbatsu sensai.gif)
10779Richard Welkins: (kek)
10780Hana Miyamoto keeps curled "I'll have to turn into a feminist"
10781Monte Miyamoto: "Please don't."
10782Hana Miyamoto: "And paint my hair purple and shave it halfway"
10783Monte Miyamoto takes out his phone "Don't."
10784Hana Miyamoto: "Cause I'll still be single once I hit my 30s"
10785"and I'll lose all my chaaarm!"
10786Silica Gimmes: (dick, i need to call in an emergency dicking for my sis)
10787Richard Welkins: (is this a power play by kale)
10788Silica Gimmes: (no no, no sex, just encourage her, you know, give her the dick treatment)
10789Monte Miyamoto takes out his phone and snaps a picture of Hana moping around on the couch "I'll type a message that says this 'Say something nice about this sad cute bunny'."
10790Hana Miyamoto: "I want to be marriieeeeed!"
10791Richard Welkins: (oh ok aliyah getting married at 18 is oh so wrong but not hana at like 19-20)
10792Hana Miyamoto: "I wanna have a guy I can eat massive burgers, play videogames and get drunk with. without having to fear getting raped!"
10793(who said it was right)
10794Richard Welkins: (bold)
10795Hana Miyamoto: (Clearly Aliyah made her crazy)
10796Monte Miyamoto: "That's it."
10797"Sent."
10798Richard Welkins: (clearly aliyah is in the right here)
10799(she may be overdoing it but she's focusing correctly)
10800Richard you get sent a message with Hana curled up as a ball looking like a baby
10801Hana Miyamoto: "I wanna cook for my hubbyyy!"
10802"And for our 10 children!"
10803Silica Gimmes: (how does she NOT have a bf)
10804Monte Miyamoto: "Sis, you're barely a day over 20."
10805"And honestly, acting like that, I don't understand why you don't have a boyfriend."
10806Richard Welkins: (aliyah fist pumping furiously)
10807Hana Miyamoto: "Yeah and?"
10808Monte Miyamoto: "Most of the guys at school talk about how all they want is a girl who cooks for them and takes care of them and on and on."
10809Silica Gimmes: (is she, prehaps, a nervous date?)
10810Hana Miyamoto: "Aunt Aliyah was banging Uncle Teo when he was your age!"
10811Silica Gimmes: (kek)
10812Hana Miyamoto: "I can ask for a marriage and children at 20!"
10813Richard Welkins: (she's right)
10814Hana Miyamoto: "Blame them for screwing my impressionable young mind!"
10815Richard Welkins reads his phone.
10816Monte Miyamoto: "Maybe just dial back on the wanting babies a tiny bit until you've got them close?"
10817Silica Gimmes: (she's close to becoming the kind of girl that pokes holes in condoms to rope in a guy)
10818Hana Miyamoto: "If they're not willing to have 10 kids with me, they're not boyfriend material"
10819Richard Welkins: (every guy she meets with: h-)
10820(hana: i want 9 children)
10821Monte Miyamoto: "Hana, you can't expect a guy to decide that on the first date."
10822Hana Miyamoto grumbles "Besides I don't even talk about it!"
10823Shinobu Hisakawa: (doubtful)
10824Hana Miyamoto: "But it doesn't even matter cause I'm gonna die as a crusty old lady all alone!"
10825Richard Welkins: (the thanks aliyah gets for helping to save her life, play and sing with her, etc. is the blame for hana being single)
10826Monte Miyamoto: "You are not, Sis! It's not your fault."
10827Hana Miyamoto: "Yes it iiiis"
10828"Otherwise I would have found a guy!"
10829"I don't even get matches on my dating app anymore!"
10830Monte Miyamoto: "Look how long it took mom and Heide!"
10831"And don't use dating apps, you'll never find somebody worthy of being your husband there."
10832Hana Miyamoto: "But I don't wanna have a cook for a boyfriend!"
10833Silica Gimmes: (date the matre de)
10834Monte Miyamoto: "Well how do you know you won't just meet a customer who's just an amazing guy and keeps coming back not just for your food, but you too?"
10835Hana Miyamoto: "That only happens in movies!"
10836Monte Miyamoto: "Nuh uh."
10837Hana Miyamoto: "Yuh uh"
10838Monte Miyamoto: "Sis, you're blowing things out of proportion."
10839"You have plenty of time to find your special hubby to cook for and you'll probably find him where you least expect it."
10840Hana Miyamoto: "Yeah, in the retirement home"
10841Monte Miyamoto: "Wrong.'
10842Hana Miyamoto: "How do you know"
10843Monte Miyamoto: "Because you're you."
10844"You're too much of a sweet cutie to stay alone forever."
10845Hana Miyamoto grumbles as she gets red in the face
10846Monte Miyamoto: "Somebody is gonna feel compelled to approach you eventually."
10847Saxton: (dick is coming over with his richard out right now)
10848Richard Welkins: (the text didn't say in person or not)
10849Monte Miyamoto: (wew)
10850(absolute mad lad)
10851Silica Gimmes: (flying over to comfort girl #5 in the harem)
10852Hana Miyamoto: (He's not stopping until all single women are under his control)
10853(Jazz getting an entire light novel ready)
10854Richard Welkins: (she called him out on his romantic wording bullshit and now im at a loss)
10855(ive been defeated)
10856Monte Miyamoto: (she exaggerated though)
10857Hana Miyamoto: ("ay bb u tight af")
10858Monte Miyamoto: (you know she'll melt for it if you actually showed up and did it)
10859Richard Welkins: (lmao)
10860Silica Gimmes: (call her bluff)
10861Richard Welkins: (brb actually)
10862Hana Miyamoto grumbles "Just come here"
10863Richard Welkins: (false alarm)
10864Hana Miyamoto beckons you to come over
10865Richard Welkins: (uh oh)
10866Monte Miyamoto walks over "Huh?"
10867Hana Miyamoto grabs you and throws you into the couch as she grumbles before cuddling you
10868Saxton: (dick was too late)
10869Monte Miyamoto: "Oh."
10870Richard Welkins: (or was he?)
10871Monte Miyamoto: (he'll show up and offer to take Moe's place)
10872Richard Welkins: (you mean hana)
10873Hana Miyamoto: "You're the little brother, it's your job to be cute and huggable"
10874"So that I can hug you"
10875Hana Miyamoto squeezes you tight
10876Monte Miyamoto: "Whatever helps, Sis."
10877Hana Miyamoto: (Richard making a light novel to send trough text)
10878Richard Welkins: (you said this 10 seconds ago and got a response akin to "trying to figure out what to say")
10879(how do you figure)
10880Silica Gimmes: (just like, kick down the door, offer her flowers, and sweep her off her feet)
10881Saxton: (and up the bid to 11 babies)
10882Richard Welkins: (lmao)
10883(that's entirely feasible if only for the fact of the spell that just creates flowers)
10884Monte Miyamoto: (flower missile)
10885Richard Welkins: (why doesn't silica do flower missile)
10886Saxton: (cause she's not a gay hippie)
10887(just gay)
10888Silica Gimmes: (wooooooooooooow)
10889Monte Miyamoto: (if she's so gay why can't she stop thinking about Dick and Moe's dicks?)
10890Richard Welkins: (oh no no no)
10891Monte Miyamoto: (?)
10892Richard Welkins: (watch THIS)
10893Silica Gimmes: (ohhhhhhh, he bout ta do it)
10894(did you up your charisma)
10895Richard Welkins knocks on the door a few minutes later.
10896Hana Miyamoto: (oh fug)
10897"Hmm?"
10898"Momo go answer it"
10899"I'm sulking"
10900Hana Miyamoto let's go of the hug
10901Monte Miyamoto gets up and answers the door
10902Hana Miyamoto: (fug I gotta take a shit)
10903(brb)
10904Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, hey Dick! You didn't say you were coming over."
10905Richard Welkins: "Oh my bad, I wanted to get here quickly and I let it slip my mind."
10906Monte Miyamoto: "Oh well that's fine, come on in."
10907Silica Gimmes: (aren't you forgetting something)
10908Richard Welkins: (is whom?)
10909Silica Gimmes: (moe is)
10910Monte Miyamoto: (and what's that?)
10911Silica Gimmes: (offering your bro a cold beverage like a good host)
10912Monte Miyamoto: (Oh I see)
10913Hana Miyamoto: “Dick? What are you doing here?â€
10914Richard Welkins walks in and finds Hana.
10915Monte Miyamoto: "It's a surprise."
10916"Want a drink, buddy?"
10917Silica Gimmes: (good, good)
10918Richard Welkins: "Sure, thanks."
10919Hana Miyamoto sits upright with her eyebrow raised
10920Richard Welkins turns back to facing Hana.
10921Monte Miyamoto goes to grab him a soda
10922Richard Welkins: "I fear my memory is fading."
10923Richard Welkins presents a few flowers in his hand from behind his back.
10924Richard Welkins: "I tried to acquire some that adequately reflected the sanguine and lovely glimmer that radiates from those eyes, yet even the best are a pale imitation."
10925Hana Miyamoto: “....â€
10926“P-pffffffffffftâ€
10927Hana Miyamoto starts laughing like a madman “you actually did it!â€
10928Richard Welkins smiles. "I knew that would cheer her up."
10929Hana Miyamoto: “You absolute madman!â€
10930Monte Miyamoto comes back with the soda
10931Hana Miyamoto: “O-o-oh man you’re goofyâ€
10932“Thanks for the flowersâ€
10933Hana Miyamoto is trying to contain her laughter “o-oh I’m sorryâ€
10934Richard Welkins: (secretly coping)
10935Hana Miyamoto: (Yeah, Richard is)
10936Richard Welkins: (uh huh)
10937Hana Miyamoto: (I-I-I made her smile guys, she doesn’t think I’m a dork!)
10938Monte Miyamoto: (really she just won't admit it in front of Moe)
10939Richard Welkins: "Sorry for what?"
10940Hana Miyamoto: “For laughingâ€
10941Richard Welkins takes the drink. "Thanks."
10942Hana Miyamoto: “I-I’ts fine I just didn’t believe you’d actually do itâ€
10943“You’re excatly like your father ain’t ya?â€
10944Richard Welkins: "Suppose so, though I'd like to think I'm leagues funnier."
10945(t. guy who made dad joke upon meeting silica)
10946Hana Miyamoto: (Brb)
10947Monte Miyamoto: "I'd say at least a fair bit funnier."
10948Richard Welkins cracks open the can. "Thank goodness."
10949Hana Miyamoto: “Yeah, somewhatâ€
10950Monte Miyamoto: "She just doesn't want to admit that she's wooed."
10951Richard Welkins: "Think so?"
10952Hana Miyamoto: “Shut up I’m not a pedoâ€
10953Silica Gimmes: (what's the age of consent in fantasy australia)
10954Richard Welkins: (again with this aliyah smackdown)
10955(maybe she shoulda let your soul rot ya rudie)
10956Monte Miyamoto: "It's not pedophilia in a year."
10957Hana Miyamoto: “Ain’t you the weird ones wanting to think I’m wooed?â€
10958Richard Welkins: "If Moe and I are children I'd pay to see the "grown men" you know."
10959Monte Miyamoto: "Neither of us called you weird."
10960"Why so defensive, sis?"
10961Monte Miyamoto has a smug grin
10962Hana Miyamoto shakes her head with a smile “whateverâ€
10963Hana Miyamoto: “Gimme a sodaâ€
10964Monte Miyamoto goes to get her a soda too "Oh I get it, you want some alone time."
10965Silica Gimmes: (uh oh)
10966(revenge)
10967Hana Miyamoto: “Ag shut up you idiotâ€
10968Silica Gimmes: (serve her wine)
10969Richard Welkins: "I think I can hear that back foot begin to falter and the ground tremble underneath."
10970Hana Miyamoto: “Otherwise I’ll tie your ears in a knotâ€
10971Richard Welkins dons a smug grin as well.
10972and so you enjoy your evening bullying Hana
10973Hana Miyamoto: (Gitta leave)
10974Monte Miyamoto: (same desu)
10975Hana Miyamoto: (Might come back i if shit happens)
10976Monte Miyamoto: (gonna get some more practice driving this car anyway)
10977(I need it)
10978Godot: rip
10979Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
10980(
1098111
10982+
1098310
10984+
1098518
10986+
109874
10988)
10989= 43
10990rolling d420
10991(
10992343
10993)
10994= 343
10995Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
10996(
10997245
10998)
10999= 245
11000rolling 4d20
11001(
110025
11003+
110049
11005+
1100614
11007+
1100818
11009)
11010= 46
11011May 13 Monday
11012class ends as you get back home, Hana has placed the flowers Richard gave her in a vase and put em on the dinner table
11013Hana Miyamoto: "How was school?"
11014Hana Miyamoto is watching Kusa no Okan Idol as she's eating some popcorn
11015Monte Miyamoto: "Oh it was alright. The teachers are really happy with the progress we're making. How was your day?"
11016Hana Miyamoto: "Easy and simple"
11017Hana Miyamoto smiles "I got another match on CupidSearch"
11018Hana Miyamoto shows you the pic of a handsome guy flexing "He's cute ain't he?"
11019Hana Miyamoto: "Never giving up! that's my motto!"
11020Monte Miyamoto: "That's the spirit, sis."
11021Hana Miyamoto: (Time to prep those hugs)
11022(Once she gets home crying)
11023"Apart from that"
11024"Pretty boring at the restaurant"
11025"Not a lot of people come on mondays"
11026"C'mon, let's watch losers try to sing"
11027Monte Miyamoto gives her a quick hug "Sorry, but I'm going to the park to meet someone."
11028Hana Miyamoto: "Woah"
11029"A hot date?"
11030Monte Miyamoto: "No, not a hot date."
11031Hana Miyamoto: "So a quick hook up huh?"
11032"Auntie Ali would be ashamed Momo"
11033Hana Miyamoto has a smug grin
11034Monte Miyamoto: "It's nothing like that."
11035Hana Miyamoto: "Not gonna tell me?"
11036Monte Miyamoto: "Nah, it's something they're having trouble with and don't want everyone to know about."
11037Hana Miyamoto: (She didn't tell him why he invited him y'know :^) )
11038Monte Miyamoto: (she literally asked if he could help her with something and said he was the only one who could)
11039Hana Miyamoto: (ah)
11040(So his big brain figured it out)
11041Monte Miyamoto: (not really but he's smart enough to know that the way he was asked implies he shouldn't advertise it)
11042Hana Miyamoto: "Altighty then"
11043"You gonna stay there for a while?"
11044"Or should I make you dinner?"
11045Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...make something based on cold soba then it works out either way."
11046Monte Miyamoto smiles
11047Hana Miyamoto: "What if you get invited to have dinner you dummy"
11048Monte Miyamoto: "Then I can have it for breakfast tomorrow."
11049Hana Miyamoto: "And don't forget"
11050Hana Miyamoto puffs her cheek "My goodbye kiss"
11051Monte Miyamoto pecks her on the cheek "I'll see you when I get home, sis."
11052Hana Miyamoto: "Don't do anything stupid!"
11053you leave as you head towards a seaside park
11054sitting on a park bench is Halfrid her hoodie on as she's playing on her Nentiendo BS
11055Monte Miyamoto waves and walks over "Hi, Halfrid."
11056Halfrid Uzumaki: "Hmm. o-oh hey dude"
11057Halfrid Uzumaki waves "How you doing?" as she pockets her handheld
11058Monte Miyamoto: "I'm alright, how about you?"
11059Halfrid Uzumaki: "Good, doc's let me out with passing grades"
11060Halfrid Uzumaki smiles "Can't stop this beef"
11061Monte Miyamoto: "I can't think of much that has a chance."
11062Halfrid Uzumaki: "Well you fuckers did"
11063"Layed me out, that's what Kolin told me"
11064Halfrid Uzumaki grins "Honestly I'm glad I turned into some rad fucking skeleton"
11065Halfrid Uzumaki: "And not whatever Kolin was"
11066Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah still wasn't exactly easy."
11067"And took 5 of us."
11068Halfrid Uzumaki: "Still"
11069"Kudos"
11070"Wonder why a skeleton though?"
11071Halfrid Uzumaki relaxes on the bench
11072Monte Miyamoto sits down next to her "Probably just some primal emotion sort of stuff."
11073Halfrid Uzumaki: "...."
11074"Well if you put it that way, it turns kinda obvious"
11075Monte Miyamoto: "S-sorry."
11076Halfrid Uzumaki: "I-It's fine"
11077"I'm the whacko that screwed the pooch so it's no problem"
11078Monte Miyamoto: "You're not a whacko and you did nothing wrong."
11079"That curse is some serious business."
11080Halfrid Uzumaki: "Yeah well I started it"
11081"shoulda been thrown to a psych ward a good while ago"
11082"But here we are"
11083Monte Miyamoto looks at her and smiles a bit "Getting help is nothing to be ashamed of, you know."
11084Halfrid Uzumaki: "So you're saying I should get sent to the psych ward"
11085Halfrid Uzumaki raises an eyebrow as she chuckles
11086Monte Miyamoto: "No, I'm saying I wish you had talked to us sooner."
11087Halfrid Uzumaki: "Well...it's hard y'know"
11088"And I mean"
11089"If I can barely cope with it"
11090"How the hell would I be able to tell you guys?"
11091Monte Miyamoto: "I'm not sure, and you're right that it's hard. I can't even imagine being put in the same situation, so I don't want to assume."
11092Halfrid Uzumaki: "Yeah..."
11093"Well...I-I guess that's what I called you here"
11094"Gotta get my head straight y'know, so uuuh"
11095Halfrid Uzumaki looks shy "C-c-can you help me losing the whole...f-fear thing bullshit?"
11096Monte Miyamoto: "Sure I can, we're friends after all."
11097Halfrid Uzumaki: "W-well"
11098"..."
11099Halfrid Uzumaki frowns "H-h-how come you're so confident and crap! you're making me feel even s-shyer you dumb fuck"
11100Halfrid Uzumaki looks away as her face is red
11101Monte Miyamoto: "W-would it help if I wasn't?"
11102Halfrid Uzumaki: "W-well yeah!"
11103Halfrid Uzumaki crosses her arms "O-otherwise I'd feel like I'm talking to my therapist or something!"
11104Monte Miyamoto: "Okay, uh, I'll try?"
11105Halfrid Uzumaki: "W-w-well if you start acting it's even worse"
11106"C-cause then I'm forcing you and shit and that ain't cool"
11107Monte Miyamoto: "Uh...so what do we do then?"
11108Halfrid Uzumaki: "W-well"
11109"F-first we need to go somewhere private"
11110Halfrid Uzumaki desc scratches her head "N-no idea where though"
11111Monte Miyamoto looks around "Me neither."
11112Halfrid Uzumaki: "H-h-how about below a bridge?"
11113"O-or in an alleyways"
11114Monte Miyamoto: "Both of those sound like places where we might get stabbed."
11115Halfrid Uzumaki: "Yeah well"
11116"Do you think they'll be able to stab us?"
11117"O-oh wait!"
11118"How about a karaoke place!"
11119"They're private and soundproof!"
11120Monte Miyamoto: "I guess that coul- Why does it need to be soundproof?"
11121Halfrid Uzumaki shrugs
11122Halfrid Uzumaki: "So nobody can hear me talk about my arms"
11123Monte Miyamoto: "Oh. Fair enough."
11124"Do you know of one nearby?"
11125Halfrid Uzumaki: "I-I've never been to a karaoke place"
11126Monte Miyamoto: "Neither have I."
11127Halfrid Uzumaki: "Just look at some place on your phone"
11128Monte Miyamoto starts looking
11129Monte Miyamoto: "Here, follow me, there's a couple nearby, we'll pick one that doesn't look seedy."
11130Halfrid Uzumaki: "Alright"
11131Halfrid Uzumaki follows you as you walk there "So...uummm"
11132Halfrid Uzumaki: "How's it been?"
11133Monte Miyamoto: "Well you know about the curse stuff now. Things have been good aside from that. I guess you could say the curse stuff is making us better in our classes."
11134Halfrid Uzumaki: "That so?"
11135Halfrid Uzumaki puts her hands in her back "Must be hard then"
11136Monte Miyamoto: "Lot of running ourselves ragged."
11137Halfrid Uzumaki: "Damn"
11138"And apart from the curse?"
11139Monte Miyamoto: "It's like I said, the practice and exercise we get doing that really tends to make everything else seem easier by comparison."
11140Halfrid Uzumaki: "Huh"
11141"I was meaning more like...social shit and stuff"
11142"Any parties or anything you've gone"
11143Monte Miyamoto: "O-oh. Not really. I mostly hang out with the Dick and the others."
11144Halfrid Uzumaki: "Pffft"
11145"The Dick"
11146Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles
11147Monte Miyamoto: "S-sorry, I was gonna say the group and I stumbled..."
11148Halfrid Uzumaki: "Nah, that's his title now"
11149"The Dick"
11150Monte Miyamoto: "Please don't."
11151Halfrid Uzumaki: "Why not"
11152"Moe and The Dick"
11153Monte Miyamoto: "Because I might have to kill myself out of shame."
11154Halfrid Uzumaki: "The Man Known As Dick"
11155"That's the whole title"
11156Monte Miyamoto: "No."
11157Halfrid Uzumaki: "You can be The Man Formerly Known As Moe"
11158Monte Miyamoto: "No."
11159Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
11160Halfrid Uzumaki: "Don't be like that"
11161Monte Miyamoto: "He'll cut off my ears."
11162Halfrid Uzumaki: "What if he likes it?"
11163"You don't know"
11164Monte Miyamoto: "I don't, and I'm not rolling those dice."
11165Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles
11166Halfrid Uzumaki: "Alright then"
11167Monte Miyamoto lets out of breath of relief "Thank you."
11168and so you enter the karaoke lounge as Halfrid pays for the hour in there
11169Halfrid Uzumaki slips an extra 100 gold "And make sure the cameras are turned off" before she winks
11170Someone: "Oh...yes ma'am"
11171you get sent to the room as you both sit in the couch
11172Halfrid Uzumaki: "So...."
11173Monte Miyamoto: "So..."
11174Halfrid Uzumaki fiddles with her hands
11175Monte Miyamoto: "I mean...there's only one thing to do right?"
11176Halfrid Uzumaki: "...S-sing karaoke?"
11177Monte Miyamoto: "I thought this was about getting over some fear?"
11178Halfrid Uzumaki: "Y-y-yeah..."
11179Halfrid Uzumaki clearly looks not ready for showing you her arms
11180Halfrid Uzumaki: "my uuuuh...fear of singing in public"
11181Monte Miyamoto: "Halfrid..."
11182Halfrid Uzumaki: "F-f-fine I get it!"
11183"J-j-just turn around!"
11184"And don't look"
11185Monte Miyamoto does so "Alright, alright."
11186Halfrid Uzumaki: "...h-here it goes"
11187Halfrid Uzumaki takes off her hoodie little by little until some of her arms are shown...not that you can see
11188Halfrid Uzumaki: "Welp that was good enough progress!"
11189Halfrid Uzumaki puts the hoodie back on
11190Halfrid Uzumaki: "t-t-tada!"
11191Monte Miyamoto: "D-Does that mean turn around?"
11192Halfrid Uzumaki: "W-what no"
11193"I-I already showed you my arms"
11194Monte Miyamoto: "What?"
11195Halfrid Uzumaki: "yeah, while you had your back turned"
11196Monte Miyamoto: "But...I'm not looking."
11197Halfrid Uzumaki: "W-w-well that's a big step don't you think!"
11198"C-can't run without knowing how to walk"
11199Halfrid Uzumaki laughs nervously
11200Monte Miyamoto: "Isn't that no different than if I weren't here."
11201Halfrid Uzumaki: "U-u-uuuuh"
11202"F-f-fine"
11203"I-I-I'll do it again and you can look"
11204(brb)
11205Halfrid Uzumaki takes off her hoodie again
11206Halfrid Uzumaki: "O-ok"
11207"Y-you can look"
11208Monte Miyamoto turns and looks this time
11209her arms while metallic, are made with the attempt to make them look human, with synthetic fibers replicating muscle mass
11210Halfrid Uzumaki gets incredibly tense as she shakes a little
11211Halfrid Uzumaki: "S-s-s-s-sorry....I-I-I know i-it's ugly b-but p-please bear f-f-for a l-l-little"
11212Monte Miyamoto looks at the arms for a bit "That's kinda cool."
11213Halfrid Uzumaki: "N-n-no i-i-it's n-n-not"
11214Monte Miyamoto: "Definitely is. It's like what Uncle Teo has but on a whole new level."
11215Halfrid Uzumaki: "w-w-well n-n-not f-f-for me"
11216Halfrid Uzumaki keeps shaking as she's sniffing a little
11217Halfrid Uzumaki: "t-t-think t-that's enough"
11218all the time she had her back against you staring at the wall as she puts her hoodie back on
11219Halfrid Uzumaki wipes some tears off her face as she breathes deeply "That felt horrible"
11220Kawaii: (ah yes)
11221(the classic page died)
11222Halfrid Uzumaki: (wew)
11223Monte Miyamoto walks over and pats her on the head "I'm sure that seemed worse than it was, believe me."
11224Halfrid Uzumaki flinches a little
11225Halfrid Uzumaki: "C-can you do that again"
11226Monte Miyamoto: "H-huh?"
11227Halfrid Uzumaki: "P-pat my head"
11228"C-can you do that again?"
11229Monte Miyamoto hesitates for a moment then does it again "D-does it help?"
11230Halfrid Uzumaki: "I-I dunno"
11231Halfrid Uzumaki closes her eyes "but I like it"
11232her hair smells like mint
11233Monte Miyamoto: "U-uh huh."
11234Halfrid Uzumaki sits on the floor and in front of you so you can pat her head more comfortably
11235Monte Miyamoto: "Um...are you okay?"
11236Halfrid Uzumaki: "No"
11237"But this is helping"
11238"I told you I shoulda been sent to a psych ward"
11239"It just feels...chilling and horrible whenever someone sees them"
11240"I start...y'know...remembering everything"
11241Monte Miyamoto: "I think I get it."
11242Monte Miyamoto keeps patting her head "The arms really aren't that bad to the rest of us though, if that helps any."
11243Halfrid Uzumaki: "...."
11244"T-thanks"
11245"...should we actually use the karaoke machine?"
11246"I'd feel it'd be a waste not using it"
11247Monte Miyamoto: "I-I guess, but I never really sing."
11248Halfrid Uzumaki: "Neither have I..."
11249Monte Miyamoto: "You can pick a song."
11250Halfrid Uzumaki: "Nah you do it"
11251"Or well"
11252"You pick one, I pick the other"
11253"How about it?"
11254Monte Miyamoto: "Well...alright."
11255Halfrid Uzumaki: "...you start..."
11256Monte Miyamoto starts going through songs before picking a popular song from the radio
11257Halfrid Uzumaki: (gotta post it :^)
11258Monte Miyamoto: (wooow)
11259(Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult then :^))
11260(because I'm lazy)
11261Halfrid Uzumaki: (Roll me charisma)
11262Monte Miyamoto: rolling 2d6 (unless cute and/or beautiful count)
11263(
112641
11265+
112662
11267)
11268= 3
11269Halfrid Uzumaki: (yeah those count)
11270Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
11271(
112724
11273+
112744
11275+
112764
11277+
112784
11279)
11280= 16
11281Halfrid Uzumaki: (noice)
11282you sing perfectly as you look positively stunning
11283Halfrid Uzumaki: "You sure you haven't sang before?"
11284Monte Miyamoto: "N-not around others."
11285Halfrid Uzumaki: "W-well you're really freaking good"
11286Monte Miyamoto: "J-Just luck."
11287Monte Miyamoto clears his throat "Your turn."
11288Halfrid Uzumaki: "S-sure"
11289Halfrid Uzumaki grabs the mic as she checks around
11290Halfrid Uzumaki: "Oh, here's a good one"
11291starts to sing
11292Halfrid Uzumaki: (Does Momo consider her beatiful or cute :^) )
11293Monte Miyamoto: (woow)
11294(I guess cute?)
11295Halfrid Uzumaki: (both is also a proper answer)
11296Monte Miyamoto: (I guess both them)
11297(then*)
11298Halfrid Uzumaki: rolling 4d6
11299(
113005
11301+
113025
11303+
113043
11305+
113066
11307)
11308= 19
11309Halfrid Uzumaki does pretty well as well. looking beautiful as she sings
11310Monte Miyamoto: "I thought you didn't either?"
11311Halfrid Uzumaki: "J-just luck"
11312Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
11313Monte Miyamoto laughs a bit "Very funny."
11314Halfrid Uzumaki: "...what else now?"
11315Monte Miyamoto: "Uh...I dunno."
11316Halfrid Uzumaki: "Keep singing until the hour is over?"
11317"Go eat like animals?"
11318"...walk along the beach?"
11319Monte Miyamoto: "It kind of sounds like you want to do the last one."
11320Halfrid Uzumaki: "What me?"
11321"Umm..up to you"
11322Monte Miyamoto: "We can walk along the beach if you want."
11323Halfrid Uzumaki: "...okay..."
11324and so you go to walk at the beach
11325Halfrid Uzumaki: "...sorry if I seem like a weirdo"
11326Halfrid Uzumaki walks alongside you in the beach sunset
11327Monte Miyamoto: "You really don't. Honestly you seemed more weird when I came over and you weren't wearing pants."
11328Halfrid Uzumaki: "What? why?"
11329"I had pants!"
11330"They were short and the hoodie was big"
11331"But they were there!"
11332Monte Miyamoto: "Same difference to a teenager."
11333Halfrid Uzumaki: "Oh I get it"
11334Halfrid Uzumaki pokes you "gotta protect myself from pervs like you huh?"
11335Monte Miyamoto blushes "H-Hey, how am I the perv for saying I think it's normal to wear longer pants."
11336Halfrid Uzumaki has a smug grin "oh you definitely were perving on my legs weren't you?"
11337Halfrid Uzumaki: "Thinking of ravishing me already huh?"
11338"How shameful~"
11339Halfrid Uzumaki keeps poking you
11340Monte Miyamoto: "I wasn't! I am not!"
11341Halfrid Uzumaki: "Uh huh"
11342"That's what they all say"
11343Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
11344Halfrid Uzumaki: "Don't worry, I won't bite~"
11345"You just gotta be honest~"
11346Halfrid Uzumaki has a smug grin as she winks
11347Monte Miyamoto: "C-cut it out..."
11348Halfrid Uzumaki: "..."
11349Halfrid Uzumaki has a devilish smile as she puts an arm over Momo's shoulder
11350Halfrid Uzumaki unzips her hoodie a tiny bit until you can see the wifebeater she's wearing as she's stretches it a little, letting you see a bit of her cleavage "If you want a peek you can just ask~"
11351Monte Miyamoto: "J-just what do you think you're doing?!"
11352Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
11353Halfrid Uzumaki: "Just messing with ya dude!"
11354"It's just so funny seeing your face like that!"
11355Halfrid Uzumaki zips her hoodie up
11356Monte Miyamoto: "Wh-whatever you say."
11357Halfrid Uzumaki: "Don't be angry at me"
11358Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles "I'll give you a make up kiss to mend things over~"
11359Monte Miyamoto: "I thought you were stopping!"
11360Halfrid Uzumaki: "Okay okay!"
11361Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
11362Halfrid Uzumaki: "No more teasing"
11363(brb)
11364Monte Miyamoto: "Th-thank you."
11365and so you keep walking until you get tired and head towards the bus station
11366Halfrid Uzumaki: "Uuuh...I had proper fun today, so thanks"
11367Halfrid Uzumaki smiles
11368Monte Miyamoto smiles "I'm glad. I had fun too."
11369Halfrid Uzumaki: "Um...so is this a date?"
11370Halfrid Uzumaki scratches her hair
11371Monte Miyamoto blushes "U-Uh, I don't know. We were just hanging out right?"
11372Halfrid Uzumaki: "W-well...yeah"
11373"B-but don't they do that in dates too?"
11374Monte Miyamoto: "I-I don't know, m-maybe."
11375Halfrid Uzumaki looks away for a few seconds
11376Halfrid Uzumaki: "Crap if it's a date then I can't prank you real hard"
11377Monte Miyamoto: "What prank?"
11378Halfrid Uzumaki: "..."
11379the bus arrives as she goes "screw it"
11380Halfrid Uzumaki gives you a kiss in the cheek as she boards the bus as she laughs "Seeya!" as she tries to catch your reaction
11381Monte Miyamoto blushes and looks like he doesn't know what to do as he waves
11382Halfrid Uzumaki laughs as you see a hint of red on her face
11383and so your totally not date with Heide ends
11384Kale (GM): didya rike it
11385Kawaii: rolling 1d11
11386(
113877
11388)
11389= 7
11390it's alright
11391but now Moe is in panic mode
11392Kale (GM): cause he got kissed in the cheek
11393Kawaii: because 2 grills like him
11394Kale (GM): what's he gonna do
11395Kawaii: dunno
11396Kale (GM): fuck em both
11397ez pz
11398Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d20!
11399(
1140010
11401+
114029
11403+
114047
11405+
1140610
11407)
11408= 36
11409rolling d420!
11410(
11411246
11412)
11413= 246
11414Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
11415(
114168
11417+
1141818
11419+
114209
11421+
114223
11423)
11424= 38
11425rolling d420
11426(
11427116
11428)
11429= 116
11430you reach the dragon as Daigo is lifting massive weights when he sees you and drops em
11431Daigo Genosha: "So you're not a complete pussy"
11432"I almost thought you were all talk and no bite"
11433Daigo Genosha laughs
11434Shinobu Hisakawa: "Maybe I'm not strong by your standards yet, but I do keep my word."
11435Daigo Genosha: "Well then"
11436Daigo Genosha grabs a vest and throws it at you "Catch"
11437Shinobu Hisakawa holds out her hands to catch it.
11438the moment you catch it you're thrown into the ground by it's weight
11439Daigo Genosha: "I suppose I should start easy!"
11440Daigo Genosha laughs "There's 50 kilos in that vest"
11441Daigo Genosha: "Anytime you train, you'll have to wear that"
11442Shinobu Hisakawa: (she has 3 in strong)
11443(she wouldn't be thrown to the ground by it)
11444(at most surprised by its weight)
11445Daigo Genosha: (True)
11446(Then make that 100 :^^^^^) )
11447Shinobu Hisakawa: (if you say so)
11448Daigo Genosha: (It should be a weight that pushes her to the limits)
11449(So, your choice at how heavy it is)
11450Shinobu Hisakawa gets up and puts it on. "...Okay then."
11451Shinobu Hisakawa: (whatever it's just heavy for her right now)
11452(anime training weight)
11453Daigo Genosha: (ye)
11454the weight is pulling you down as your legs shake somewhat before you find a steady position
11455Daigo Genosha: "The first and most important thing you'll learn"
11456"Is the Bang"
11457Daigo Genosha sits in the floor "Do you know what explosive stamina means?"
11458Shinobu Hisakawa: "Not really."
11459"Like a sudden burst of strength?"
11460Daigo Genosha: "It's what makes folks able to clear 100 feet runs in 5 seconds but doesn't allow them to keep that same run for more than that"
11461"So yes, a sudden burst of strength"
11462"Now what if I told you that our soul, the inherent mana in our body also is able to experience it's own "Explosive stamina"
11463"That's what a Bang is"
11464"Your warrior spirit pushing itself to new heights in order to achieve something"
11465Daigo Genosha activates a bang while sitting, creating a bright red aura around him "Like so"
11466Daigo Genosha: "It only lasts for a few seconds, and you can only really use it for 3 times a day"
11467"But it's power and utility bonuses are massive"
11468"But first!"
11469Daigo Genosha points at the gym machinery "Start doing some weights"
11470Shinobu Hisakawa: "Right."
11471Shinobu Hisakawa heads over there.
11472Daigo Genosha: (Roll me Stamina, or Strength)
11473Shinobu Hisakawa: (what was stamina again)
11474Daigo Genosha: (vigorous)
11475Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 5d6
11476(
114773
11478+
114794
11480+
114811
11482+
114834
11484+
114851
11486)
11487= 13
11488you're able to at least use the extrahuman weights
11489Daigo Genosha: (The ones that really only races with much higher strength threshold can do)
11490(And just buffer motherfuckers)
11491(Like Momo)
11492Shinobu Hisakawa: (rite)
11493Daigo Genosha talks to you as you're weight lifting "The principle of the bang consists in being able to get a rush in spirit"
11494Daigo Genosha: "So you must think of a singular target that you wish to follow"
11495"And use it as "Fuel" for your bang"
11496Shinobu Hisakawa: "A target?"
11497Daigo Genosha: "An Idea"
11498"Winning, protecting someone"
11499"Wanting to fuck I dunno"
11500Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
11501"...Uh huh."
11502Shinobu Hisakawa tries to think of something to focus on
11503Daigo Genosha: "The color of the aura of the bang varies between people"
11504"Red means a violent spirit, purple means a cursed and purely evil spirit, Clear means a pure spirit"
11505"There's more colors out there"
11506"So who knows, maybe you'll get one I haven't seen yet"
11507"If you get there of course"
11508Daigo Genosha laughs
11509Daigo Genosha: (brb gotta shit)
11510(b)
11511you finish the set as you're sweating like a motherfucker
11512Daigo Genosha: "You tell me if you want to give up"
11513Shinobu Hisakawa: "If it's only twice a week, I gotta keep going as long as I can."
11514Daigo Genosha: "And you're training every day on your own as well"
11515Shinobu Hisakawa: "Not with those facilities."
11516Daigo Genosha laughs "Cut the holes of a garbage bag and wear it underneath your normal clothes, then put the vest on and run 20 Klicks a day"
11517Daigo Genosha: "The garbage bag will make you sweat more"
11518Shinobu Hisakawa: (and possibly get a heat stroke)
11519Daigo Genosha: (Yeah)
11520(And)
11521Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Right."
11522Shinobu Hisakawa keeps going until she's tired
11523Daigo Genosha: "You're still to pitiful to fight again, so just leave"
11524"I'll give you the proper strength of an Oni"
11525Shinobu Hisakawa: (so that's it?)
11526Daigo Genosha: (ye)
11527(The start of buff mode Shinobu)
11528(Get those Daijobu pics ready)
11529Shinobu Hisakawa: (daidouji)
11530Daigo Genosha: (That)
11531Kale (GM): didya rike it
11532Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
11533Kale (GM): can Moe resist two super buff Onis pinning for his dick
11534Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's up to him)
11535Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
11536(
1153716
11538+
1153915
11540+
1154119
11542+
115435
11544)
11545= 55
11546rolling d420
11547(
11548209
11549)
11550= 209
11551Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
11552(
11553204
11554)
11555= 204
11556rolling 4d20!
11557(
115582
11559+
1156016
11561+
1156217
11563+
1156416
11565)
11566= 51
11567Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
11568(
1156994
11570)
11571= 94
11572rolling 4d20
11573(
1157419
11575+
115761
11577+
1157813
11579+
115805
11581)
11582= 38
11583Kale (GM): okay while Godot comes in
11584there's gonna be a one week skip
11585do you guys do anything of note?
11586Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah)
11587(go to school and train)
11588(and also probably hang out)
11589Kale (GM): (And think about bunny dick)
11590Shinobu Hisakawa: (I'm not sure everyone does that)
11591Monte Miyamoto: (git gudder at magic and fighting)
11592Shinobu Hisakawa: (although)
11593(silica thinks about it all the time)
11594(and dick thinks about his bro often)
11595Kale (GM): Dick dreaming about hanging with hid bro
11596Monte Miyamoto: Moe can cast more now
11597Kale (GM): Godot to into Oblivion to notice game
11598guess we can start without him with some non-plot relevant stuff
11599May 15, Tuesday
11600Shinobu Hisakawa: (I think he's away)
11601(isn't responding on steam either)
11602while you're still average when dealing with math or history, etc
11603Monte Miyamoto: (>average)
11604Richard Welkins: (got em)
11605Kale (GM): (Average to your skillset)
11606Silica Gimmes: rolling 4d20
11607(
1160813
11609+
116109
11611+
116124
11613+
1161415
11615)
11616= 41
11617a massive change can be seen in both P.E and Magic classes, even Shinobu who's magic is not extremely varied is finding praise from her teachers
11618Silica Gimmes: rolling d420
11619(
11620153
11621)
11622= 153
11623Richard Welkins: (affirmative action)
11624(standards LOWERED)
11625(im going home)
11626Shinobu Hisakawa: (rude)
11627it's Silica's P.E class as the teacher puts in an obstacle course
11628Someone: "Okay class, you know the deal"
11629"3 laps to the obstacle course, if you finish in 10 minutes you get full marks"
11630Mario Glover grins as he prepares "I'm gonna wreck you, ya little shit"
11631Silica Gimmes glares, "Oh yeah? You wanna bet on it?"
11632Shinobu Hisakawa: (this nigga needs to see a therapist)
11633(for his anger management issues and/or tourettes)
11634Mario Glover: "You got nothing to give me you loser"
11635Silica Gimmes: "Sounds like you're scared."
11636Mario Glover frowns "I'm gonna massacre you"
11637Silica Gimmes: "Oh no, I feel soooooooooooo threatened."
11638Mario Glover is getting triggered
11639Someone: "Alright begin"
11640Mario Glover: (Roll agility)
11641rolling 4d6
11642(
116435
11644+
116453
11646+
116472
11648+
116496
11650)
11651= 16
11652Silica Gimmes: rolling 2d8
11653(
116542
11655+
116564
11657)
11658= 6
11659(that's not it)
11660Mario Glover: (luhmao)
11661Richard Welkins: (bravo)
11662Silica Gimmes: rolling 8d6
11663(
116641
11665+
116661
11667+
116685
11669+
116701
11671+
116722
11673+
116745
11675+
116763
11677+
116784
11679)
11680= 22
11681you absolutely wreck him
11682Mario Glover: "What the fuck?! WHAT THE FUCK!"
11683Mario Glover keeps running as he tries to catch you "I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!"
11684Silica Gimmes focuses on the course.
11685Mario Glover: "I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!"
11686Richard Welkins: (hes gonna do it)
11687(kill him in self defense)
11688Shinobu Hisakawa: (fire all you got at him)
11689Mario Glover: (Time to use the gun missile)
11690Shinobu Hisakawa: (say you felt threatened)
11691(self-defense situation)
11692Silica Gimmes: (going to switch to running backwards)
11693Mario Glover: (-1 penalty)
11694(Roll Agility again)
11695Silica Gimmes: rolling 8d6
11696(
116972
11698+
116993
11700+
117016
11702+
117033
11704+
117052
11706+
117073
11708+
117095
11710+
117112
11712)
11713= 26
11714you went from wrecking him to stunting on him
11715Silica Gimmes yells at the kid while running backwards, "You SUCK!"
11716all the students look at you as the only one that's keeping up with you is the track team ace
11717Shinobu Hisakawa: (nigga gonna shit his pants from anger)
11718Someone: "Whoa!"
11719Someone keeps up pace with you "Where was that during training?"
11720Someone: "Where you training on your own?"
11721Mario Glover: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
11722Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, running from park cops."
11723"They really don't like it when you start fires."
11724Someone sighs "And here I thought you'd stop with that"
11725Someone: "Guess you're still the magic missile girl, even if you got stronger"
11726you finish the race as the teacher looks at you
11727Someone: "What the hell was that kid?"
11728"You shaved like 10 seconds off your personal record"
11729Silica Gimmes nods. "My training regime is working."
11730Someone: "Well keep it up and you'll be getting aces in this class"
11731"That should compensate for magic class won't it?"
11732Silica Gimmes shrugs. "I hope so. I don't want to go to military school. No deserts there."
11733meanwhile
11734It's magic class in the trio's classroom as you're learning about defense magic
11735Someone: "Okay class, like we practiced, try hardening your skin
11736(Roll me magic you three)
11737Shinobu Hisakawa: (what was magic roll again)
11738(2+magic?)
11739Richard Welkins: (magic and smart+2)
11740Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
11741(
117425
11743+
117441
11745+
117463
11747+
117486
11749)
11750= 15
11751Richard Welkins: rolling 7d6
11752(
117533
11754+
117555
11756+
117576
11758+
117596
11760+
117615
11762+
117632
11764+
117652
11766)
11767= 29
11768Sammy Donovan: rolling 8d6
11769(
117701
11771+
117722
11773+
117742
11775+
117761
11777+
117784
11779+
117803
11781+
117822
11783+
117844
11785)
11786= 19
11787Monte Miyamoto: rolling 7d6
11788(
117895
11790+
117911
11792+
117931
11794+
117951
11796+
117973
11798+
117992
11800+
118012
11802)
11803= 15
11804Danielle Kusanagi: rolling 4d6
11805(
118065
11807+
118085
11809+
118104
11811+
118125
11813)
11814= 19
11815Monte Miyamoto: (nice)
11816Richard Welkins: (power of being cummed inside)
11817Danielle Kusanagi: (She steals other men's mana)
11818Shinobu Hisakawa: (other men's)
11819(you mean she's a man too)
11820Danielle Kusanagi: (Why you think she uses padding)
11821Shinobu Hisakawa: (big if true)
11822Silica Gimmes: (my japanese doujins have taught it's always big)
11823Danielle Kusanagi acts smug as all hell "Oh Moe if you want my help I can teach you~"
11824Sammy Donovan minds her own business as she practices
11825Monte Miyamoto: "No thanks, I'm alright."
11826Silica Gimmes: (you going to take that)
11827(from a thot)
11828Richard Welkins: (not like we didn't also pass???)
11829Danielle Kusanagi: (Yeah Shinobu is the weak bitch)
11830Monte Miyamoto: (Moe was busy burning himself out all week with practice)
11831Richard Welkins: (she did better than moe?)
11832Shinobu Hisakawa: (I got 6)
11833(moe got 5)
11834(???)
11835Danielle Kusanagi: (Oh lmao didn't notice)
11836(I tought I saw another 5)
11837class ends as you all meet, showing your advancements to the other classmates
11838Richard Welkins: (fuck you)
11839Danielle Kusanagi: (Was Richard going to show off)
11840Richard Welkins: (too late)
11841(I was going to own her)
11842(but you wanted to be a BITCH)
11843Danielle Kusanagi: (do eet)
11844(Not like a /desc has stopped you before)
11845Richard Welkins: "Moe would be the last person to believe you spend a second of your free time actually practicing magic, let alone anyone else in this room."
11846Danielle Kusanagi smiles "Well if it ain't training, then clearly is natural aptitude"
11847Danielle Kusanagi: "Some women are just better at certain tasks than others"
11848Richard Welkins: (like sucking teacher dick)
11849Richard Welkins holds in his laugh.
11850Danielle Kusanagi: "Girls like me have a natural skill with magic, while others have a natural skill at...oh I dunno, working at construction sites and looking like men"
11851Danielle Kusanagi gives a glance to Shinobu
11852Monte Miyamoto shrugs "Not sure what differences between women has to do with me."
11853Richard Welkins: "You just don't understand a complete non sequitur like really naturally smart girls can."
11854Danielle Kusanagi: "yeah that"
11855Danielle Kusanagi doesn't know what a non-sequitur is
11856Silica Gimmes: (use tangent next)
11857Richard Welkins smiles mockingly. "Exactly."
11858class ends as you all leave the school
11859Marie Antoniette Sullivan waves while eating a burrito "Hey guys"
11860Monte Miyamoto waves "Hi. How's it going?"
11861Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Good"
11862"Hey, you know where Morrigan is? I haven't seen him in school at all"
11863Richard Welkins shakes his head. "I haven't."
11864Monte Miyamoto: "You mean that really angry guy?"
11865Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "We were on the same cultural class, and I got a project with him"
11866"No the really small one"
11867"That was bullying her"
11868Marie Antoniette Sullivan points at Silica
11869Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...can't say I have."
11870Silica Gimmes: "Didn't you, like, exchange numbers or something?"
11871Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I tried calling him, but no dice"
11872"Maybe he's sick?"
11873Shinobu Hisakawa: (maybe he died)
11874(good riddance)
11875Silica Gimmes: "Lost his phone in the canal?"
11876Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Do people lose their phones in the canal?"
11877Silica Gimmes nods affirmatively, "Twice."
11878Richard Welkins: "Impressive."
11879Shinobu Hisakawa: "You did?"
11880Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "oh, sorry for your loss"
11881Silica Gimmes: "They were just old brick phones."
11882Monte Miyamoto: "How?"
11883Silica Gimmes: "Well, once was to escape the school guards. The other time was accident by misadventure."
11884Monte Miyamoto: "Uh huh."
11885Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Well if you find him tell him to call me alright?"
11886"I'll head to the church"
11887Richard Welkins nods.
11888Monte Miyamoto: "Will do."
11889and so she leaves
11890May 16 Wednesday
11891Richard Welkins: (danielle obviously has the shota chained up in her basement)
11892Silica Gimmes: (well yeah)
11893you're out of school as you've got nothing else to do. do you hang out with each other?
11894Monte Miyamoto: (why not)
11895Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (whaddya do)
11896Richard Welkins: (practice defenestration)
11897Silica Gimmes: (on the thot)
11898(right)
11899Shinobu Hisakawa: (see if thots float)
11900(with concrete shoes)
11901Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Could hang out with the Oni sis)
11902(And see as Shinobu gets jealous)
11903Shinobu Hisakawa: (she can't get jealous if she doesn't know)
11904Monte Miyamoto: (uh oh)
11905Silica Gimmes: (why not skydiving)
11906Richard Welkins: (actually yeah dick would probably be going home most of the time since halfrid just came back)
11907Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (So spending time with Halfrid)
11908Monte Miyamoto: (both sisters really)
11909Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (So hanging out in the Uzumaki household?)
11910Richard Welkins: (guess so)
11911(do they actually own it)
11912(guess that's a useless question considering the money)
11913Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Uzumaki household can also mean that John owns it)
11914Richard Welkins: (well yeah)
11915you decide to visit the sisters considering Halfrid is out already
11916Halfrid Uzumaki is watching tv while scratching her belly as Kolin is in her school uniform
11917Silica Gimmes: (was this all a ploy to stop going to school)
11918Richard Welkins: (yes)
11919(well)
11920Halfrid Uzumaki looks up "Oh hey, you're visiting"
11921Richard Welkins: (that implies she went to school and did anything anyways)
11922Halfrid Uzumaki is in her trademark hoodie and boxer briefs
11923Shinobu Hisakawa: (does she go to school like that)
11924Halfrid Uzumaki: (yeah)
11925(you gonna stop her)
11926Richard Welkins: (without the briefs)
11927Halfrid Uzumaki: (Power move)
11928"Whaddya guys want?"
11929KÅlin Uzumaki: "Clearly visit you and check if you're fine"
11930Richard Welkins: "Well I live here."
11931Halfrid Uzumaki: "Oh I get it"
11932Shinobu Hisakawa: "We thought we'd see how you're doing."
11933Halfrid Uzumaki: "You're using your housmate privileges to a bunch of girls and bag em in your room huh?"
11934"Well too bad, Moe's mine"
11935Richard Welkins looks around.
11936Richard Welkins: "Did you call Moe a girl?"
11937Monte Miyamoto squints "Did she?"
11938Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sounds like it."
11939Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, she did."
11940Halfrid Uzumaki: "...No"
11941"tch, whatever"
11942Richard Welkins laughs a little. "At least you seem alright."
11943Halfrid Uzumaki: "Well you saved me yourself didn't you?"
11944Shinobu Hisakawa: "You did get hit by a car."
11945Richard Welkins: "We're new to the stuff, can't always be sure what happens next."
11946Halfrid Uzumaki: "Well a car is on the lower end of things that I've survived"
11947Monte Miyamoto: "Right..."
11948Shinobu Hisakawa: (but she didn't survive getting killed)
11949Richard Welkins: (LMAO)
11950Monte Miyamoto: (damn, fucking SMOKED)
11951Halfrid Uzumaki: (Absolutely wrecked)
11952Richard Welkins: (I mean it's not even an insult, that's really just fact)
11953(she fuckin died)
11954Silica Gimmes: (brutal)
11955Halfrid Uzumaki: "Anyways, I dunno what you guys were expecting when coming here"
11956"But I'm watching an Ancient Aliens Marathon and you're not ripping me from this couch"
11957Richard Welkins: "You think we were expecting much anyways?"
11958Richard Welkins laughs.
11959Silica Gimmes: "Are there modern aliens?"
11960Monte Miyamoto: "You're one."
11961Richard Welkins: "Nice."
11962Shinobu Hisakawa: (momo and dick's parents)
11963Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
11964Silica Gimmes: "No, I mean like little grey things from outer space."
11965"They have super fast ships and stuff."
11966"And they abduct you for experiments or something."
11967Shinobu Hisakawa: "How do you know those aren't the same as the ancient ones?"
11968Halfrid Uzumaki: "She's right"
11969Silica Gimmes: "That's why I'm asking."
11970"Did they get... greyer?"
11971"Less grey?"
11972Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'll tell you when I finish the marathon"
11973Shinobu Hisakawa: (so it says halfrid likes cats)
11974(why don't they have one)
11975Monte Miyamoto: "They turned green and grew razor sharp teeth."
11976Halfrid Uzumaki: (They can barely take care of themselves)
11977Silica Gimmes: "That's spooky."
11978Halfrid Uzumaki: (You think they can take care of a cat)
11979Shinobu Hisakawa: (maybe taking care of it would teach them)
11980Halfrid Uzumaki: (Or kill the cat)
11981Halfrid Uzumaki pats the couch as she sits upright "Well you're gonna watch it or not?"
11982Richard Welkins: (cause it would be my responsibility)
11983Monte Miyamoto: "And it's 100% true. I met one last summer vacation when I went back to the moon. All rabbit people come from the moon you know."
11984Halfrid Uzumaki: "He's right"
11985Richard Welkins: "Uh huh."
11986Silica Gimmes: "That's not true."
11987Shinobu Hisakawa: "If you say so."
11988Silica Gimmes: "You can't just vacation on the moon."
11989Richard Welkins: "But."
11990"You're a rabbit person."
11991Halfrid Uzumaki: "His parents can go to the moon and back"
11992Silica Gimmes: "Why would rabbits be on the moon?"
11993Richard Welkins: "And you're from here."
11994Halfrid Uzumaki: "Cause that's where they get their cheese"
11995"Duh"
11996Richard Welkins: "Cheese?"
11997Halfrid Uzumaki: "The moon is scientifically made of cheese"
11998Shinobu Hisakawa: "Is that what they say on that show?"
11999Silica Gimmes: "So why aren't mice people from the moon, then?"
12000Monte Miyamoto sighs "Dick, you were supposed to play along."
12001Halfrid Uzumaki: "Dick is just a non-believer"
12002Richard Welkins: "With the cheese or you being from the moon?"
12003Monte Miyamoto: "Me being from the moon."
12004Richard Welkins shrugs.
12005Monte Miyamoto: "I wanted to see if she'd actually believe it."
12006Richard Welkins: "What do I know?"
12007"I wasn't there to see you born so I mean."
12008Monte Miyamoto: "Well now I can't confirm or deny it."
12009KÅlin Uzumaki made popcorn as she sits in the couch with Halfrid
12010Monte Miyamoto: "Either way, nobody would believe me."
12011KÅlin Uzumaki: "You guys gonna watch or what?"
12012Monte Miyamoto: "Huh? Oh, right, sure."
12013Shinobu Hisakawa: (is that couch gonna fit 6 people)
12014KÅlin Uzumaki: (No)
12015Richard Welkins: (there's chairs and shit)
12016KÅlin Uzumaki: (but it can fit Moe sitting on Halfrid's lap)
12017Silica Gimmes: (or sit in a lap)
12018Richard Welkins: (nice)
12019Shinobu Hisakawa: (gonna need some space for these hands too)
12020Richard Welkins: (well I need the usual)
12021Richard Welkins takes a seat between the sisters)
12022Halfrid Uzumaki: "Moeeee~"
12023Halfrid Uzumaki pats her lap with a grin
12024Richard Welkins: (oh god)
12025(he actually did it)
12026Monte Miyamoto: (oh no oh jeez)
12027Shinobu Hisakawa: (see she can't catch on immediately)
12028(because halfrid has been acting that way before)
12029Richard Welkins: (remember when she tried to rape me in front of everyone on the first day)
12030Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
12031Monte Miyamoto: "Th-that's alright, I'll just sit on the floor."
12032KÅlin Uzumaki: "Ignoring a woman's pleas? how ignoble"
12033KÅlin Uzumaki chuckles
12034Silica Gimmes grabs a chair from the kitchen and sets it near the couch.
12035Silica Gimmes: "There we go."
12036Halfrid Uzumaki has a devilish smile as she grabs Moe and drags him to her lap "It's incredibly rude to say no to a lady~"
12037Richard Welkins: (ignoring the FEEL)
12038Shinobu Hisakawa does the same. "Moe, you don't want a chair?"
12039Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
12040(brb)
12041Silica Gimmes gives a sideways glance, the gears in her brain starting to turn.
12042Richard Welkins: (being squeezed)
12043Shinobu Hisakawa: (bag)
12044Richard Welkins: (by TWO onis)
12045Monte Miyamoto: "I-I guess not."
12046Halfrid Uzumaki: (Can Richard survive)
12047Shinobu Hisakawa: "I see."
12048Richard Welkins: (I do everyday)
12049Halfrid Uzumaki puts Moe on her lap as she pats his head "See? nothing wrong with that"
12050Monte Miyamoto starts to turn red "Th-that's enough of that."
12051Halfrid Uzumaki: "Alright. Alright"
12052Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles as she stops patting your head but keeps you on her lap
12053and so you end up watching and learning everything you need to know about ancient aliens
12054Shinobu Hisakawa spends more time casting glances at Moe than at the screen
12055Silica Gimmes is engrossed by the show.
120562 hours later as Halfrid is snoring while keeping Moe in her clutches. while Kolin does the same with Richard
12057Richard Welkins: (this house is a death trap)
12058Halfrid Uzumaki: (Just as Heide planned)
12059(Teaching her girls to always subconsciously cuddle Moe and Richard)
12060Monte Miyamoto: "Uh oh..."
12061Silica Gimmes looks over at the four.
12062Silica Gimmes: "So I was right!"
12063Shinobu Hisakawa doesn't say anything, but stares intently.
12064Silica Gimmes has a smug look about her.
12065Monte Miyamoto struggles trying to get free "S-someone help, I can't stay here all night."
12066both girls grumble while sleeping
12067Silica Gimmes: "Sure, suuuuuuuuure."
12068and like it's a coordinated move, both end up munching on the two guy's ears
12069Richard Welkins: (this can't keep happening)
12070Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hey."
12071"This is a bit much."
12072Silica Gimmes pats Shinobu on the back. "I think we have to leave these lovers alone."
12073Richard Welkins: "I have to assume all onis sleep the same way now."
12074Shinobu Hisakawa: (racist)
12075Monte Miyamoto turns bright red and starts struggling far more dramatically "Nonono, stop!"
12076Halfrid Uzumaki keeps munching "hhrrrrmmm...hot-dog...."
12077Silica Gimmes starts laughing.
12078KÅlin Uzumaki: "hhrrrmmm...burger..."
12079Richard Welkins: "Shinobu what foods comprise your dreams?"
12080Shinobu Hisakawa: (so they want to vore them)
12081"..."
12082KÅlin Uzumaki: (Just booze)
12083(Gotta chug the bottle like there's no tomorrow till it dries out)
12084Monte Miyamoto: (this is rape)
12085Shinobu Hisakawa stands up to help get Moe free of Halfrid's grasp.
12086KÅlin Uzumaki: (Roll me strength)
12087Richard Welkins: (yeah welcome to onis)
12088(they rape)
12089Shinobu Hisakawa: (strength as in just strong?)
12090Halfrid Uzumaki: (ye)
12091Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 5d6
12092(
120931
12094+
120954
12096+
120974
12098+
120992
12100+
121016
12102)
12103= 17
12104Halfrid Uzumaki: rolling 5d6
12105(
121063
12107+
121083
12109+
121102
12111+
121126
12113+
121146
12115)
12116= 20
12117(Can't escape)
12118Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
12119(
121201
12121+
121226
12123+
121245
12125)
12126= 12
12127Shinobu Hisakawa: (surely moe is actually trying to get free too)
12128Monte Miyamoto: (ah but you forget I was also struggling)
12129Silica Gimmes finishes laughing.
12130Silica Gimmes: "Oh, they've got them good!"
12131Halfrid Uzumaki grumbles as she keeps eating Moe's ears, keeping him clutched by her robot arms entering locked mode
12132Shinobu Hisakawa: (so 14 total to 12 loses)
12133Halfrid Uzumaki: (Hmm)
12134Richard Welkins: (14 total?)
12135Shinobu Hisakawa: (8 from shinobu and 6 from moe)
12136Richard Welkins: (oh right)
12137Halfrid Uzumaki: (Oh)
12138(I guess I can count it like that)
12139(And not separate rolls)
12140Richard Welkins: (arms locked already "^^^^^^^^) )
12141Halfrid Uzumaki: (Or that too :^) )
12142Shinobu Hisakawa: (shinobu is pretty upset though)
12143(meaning she could ignore that)
12144(and that wouldn't be nice for anyone involved)
12145Richard Welkins: ("im gonna break your arms for touching a boy")
12146Halfrid Uzumaki: (bold move)
12147Shinobu Hisakawa: (well I mean she'd just try harder)
12148(the arms stopped a truck so she probably figures it's fine if she uses some magic)
12149after a while you shimmy him out as his ears are glistening with Oni saliva
12150Halfrid Uzumaki falls on top of richard as her arms remain in a locked position
12151Richard Welkins: "Guess I'm dead."
12152Silica Gimmes: "What a daring escape."
12153"But you're cursed your friend!"
12154Monte Miyamoto takes some time to calm down before he tries getting Richard unburied "S-sorry."
12155Richard Welkins: "Don't try."
12156Halfrid Uzumaki: (He likes it in there)
12157Richard Welkins: "Get away while you can."
12158Monte Miyamoto: "Are you going to be okay?"
12159Richard Welkins: "You're guess is as good as mine."
12160(Your)
12161Silica Gimmes: "I think he likes it."
12162Richard Welkins: (just mad the same isn't happening to her)
12163(with either the sisters or moe and dick instead)
12164Monte Miyamoto: "Thanks bro."
12165"I owe you."
12166Richard Welkins: "No worries, I sealed my own fate living here."
12167(by living)
12168Monte Miyamoto: "If you say so. I just couldn't handle...that."
12169Richard Welkins: "Understandable."
12170Halfrid Uzumaki goes to eat Richard's hair
12171Richard Welkins: "Welp."
12172Shinobu Hisakawa: "Are you okay with that?"
12173Richard Welkins: "Not really no."
12174"But it's not worth it to fight it now."
12175Shinobu Hisakawa: "If you say so."
12176("manslut")
12177Halfrid Uzumaki: (tl note: Soft oni titties are worth it)
12178Monte Miyamoto: "Er, see you tomorrow then."
12179Richard Welkins: (in reality he's struggling to stay awake)
12180"Yeah.."
12181"C'ya."
12182Shinobu Hisakawa: "Later."
12183and so you leave Richard to his fate
12184Silica Gimmes: (shinobu gonna have 2 step it up)
12185Halfrid Uzumaki: (Local man found dead after he's suffocated by two voluptuous women)
12186Shinobu Hisakawa: (well she hasn't said anything to moe since freeing him)
12187May 17 Thursday
12188Monte Miyamoto: (Moe is very confused)
12189Halfrid Uzumaki: (poor boy only wants to hang out with his bro)
12190(Not get seduced by multiple women)
12191Richard Welkins: (unfortunately that's the only outcome of them hanging out)
12192Halfrid Uzumaki: (Big dick energy to big)
12193class like always ends pretty calmly. not much to do
12194later in the night, Shinobu you're in your room with Silica probably as you get a messsage from...
12195oh Morrigan
12196"im sorry to boter u i need help"
12197Shinobu Hisakawa: (new phone who dis)
12198Richard Welkins: ("sho bob and vagena")
12199Shinobu Hisakawa: (helo butiful open cloth)
12200(how did he get her number anyway)
12201Halfrid Uzumaki: (I think you two exchanged numbers the first time you met)
12202Shinobu Hisakawa: (big mistake)
12203(but I will verify)
12204(I can find no such information)
12205(meaning he got her number from someone else)
12206Richard Welkins: (it is a mystery)
12207Halfrid Uzumaki: (Complete mystery)
12208Shinobu Hisakawa: (meaning she doesn't know who's texting)
12209Richard Welkins: (must be solved)
12210Shinobu Hisakawa replies "who is this?"
12211"Morrigan"
12212Shinobu Hisakawa: ("who")
12213"what's going on"
12214(she actually only remembers him because he was the one who bullied silica)
12215"I need help, Danielle, she s going to destoy mt life"
12216"i cant keep living like dis"
12217Richard Welkins: (well alright, we kill danielle)
12218Shinobu Hisakawa: (but you take the fall)
12219"what?"
12220Richard Welkins: (is he crying while typing this or is he just retarded)
12221Halfrid Uzumaki: (Former)
12222"Shes got pictures of me"
12223"she made me take the fall for her"
12224Richard Welkins: (nice)
12225(oh)
12226"please dont say anything"
12227Silica Gimmes: (and that's why you don't fuck a thot)
12228"otherwise shell destroy me"
12229Shinobu Hisakawa: "and what can I do about it?"
12230"i dunno, they said you helped silica"
12231Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah great)
12232(I guess we're going with kill danielle)
12233Shinobu Hisakawa sighs. "Hey, Silica, you awake?"
12234Silica Gimmes: (The Gang Kills Danielle)
12235Silica Gimmes is splayed out on her bed, fast asleep.
12236Shinobu Hisakawa gets up from her own bed to nudge her.
12237Silica Gimmes slowly opens her eyes and sleepily stares at Shinobu.
12238Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sorry for waking you up, but check this out."
12239Shinobu Hisakawa hands her the phone.
12240Silica Gimmes yawns and reads the texts.
12241Richard Welkins: (accidentally has the entire photo gallery of moe pics open)
12242Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
12243(well too bad, she's keeping it)
12244Richard Welkins: (well yeah)
12245(she took the pics)
12246Silica Gimmes: "Doesn't surprise me. At the meeting after coming back he seemed... remorseful."
12247Halfrid Uzumaki: (Hey shinobu why you got pictures of Moe as he's changing clothes at home)
12248Silica Gimmes: "Not acting or anything."
12249"But uh... couldn't this be a trick?"
12250Shinobu Hisakawa: "I don't really like the kid, but I don't like Danielle more."
12251"Hmm."
12252Silica Gimmes: "Danielle is a snake."
12253Shinobu Hisakawa: "So what do you think I should do?"
12254Silica Gimmes: "Ask him what's going on I guess."
12255Shinobu Hisakawa replies to the text. "that's not very specific"
12256Shinobu Hisakawa: (did he die)
12257Silica Gimmes: (ye)
12258Halfrid Uzumaki: (Sorry had to do some shit)
12259"shes got pictures of me and is forcing me to do whatever she wants"
12260"I dunno where she keeps em maybe in her house"
12261"your gonna help me?"
12262Richard Welkins: (damn if it was on her phone it'd be ez)
12263Shinobu Hisakawa shakes her head and imitates his voice. "Hey, could you break into Danielle's house for me?"
12264Halfrid Uzumaki: (You can always refuse :^) )
12265Richard Welkins: (did she send a voice message now)
12266Shinobu Hisakawa: (nah)
12267(just cause silica is next to her)
12268Silica Gimmes: "Pffffffffft... nice try."
12269Shinobu Hisakawa: (and just because she's interested doesn't mean she'll do it)
12270Silica Gimmes: "Tell Danielle she's a cunt."
12271Silica Gimmes turns over to go back to sleep.
12272Shinobu Hisakawa: "so you want me to check if they're in her house somehow and they might not even be there"
12273"I dunno what to do"
12274"I don't wanna live like this"
12275Shinobu Hisakawa sighs again as she mutters to herself. "I guess it beats having to rescue him from the curse."
12276Shinobu Hisakawa calls him directly instead of texting
12277Morrigan Kento: "Y-yeah?"
12278Monte Miyamoto: (Narrator voice: They'll still have to rescue him from the curse)
12279Shinobu Hisakawa: "Nothing. I wanted to confirm it's actually you."
12280Morrigan Kento: "Y-yeah it's me"
12281Shinobu Hisakawa: "Listen. I can't make any promises but I'll see what I can do."
12282Richard Welkins: (narrator: it's danielle who has to be saved)
12283Shinobu Hisakawa: "And if you hear any weird voices telling you there's a way out, don't listen."
12284Morrigan Kento: "O-o-okay"
12285Shinobu Hisakawa: (danielle who?)
12286Shinobu Hisakawa hangs up and falls on her bed
12287Shinobu Hisakawa: (tough having to save people you don't even like)
12288Morrigan Kento: (Why does she hate him so much)
12289Shinobu Hisakawa: (she doesn't hate him)
12290Morrigan Kento: (He's just a pushover getting controlled by a thot)
12291Shinobu Hisakawa: (but she doesn't like him)
12292(specifically for that reason)
12293the next day
12294May 18 Friday
12295Morrigan Kento: (Does she explain the situation to the others?)
12296Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah)
12297you explain the situation to the others after class
12298Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, so she meant the kid Danielle has been abusing."
12299Shinobu Hisakawa: (who)
12300Monte Miyamoto: (Marie)
12301(when she was asking about that exact kid yesterday)
12302Shinobu Hisakawa: (oh right)
12303"I'm not exactly eager to commit burglary, but I'm not eager to rescue that kid from the curse either."
12304"Would be good if there was a middle ground."
12305Monte Miyamoto: "Well what if the pictures are on her phone?"
12306Shinobu Hisakawa: "Could be."
12307Richard Welkins: "Wouldn't help if she had physical copies too though."
12308Silica Gimmes: "Or she has more than one copy."
12309Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, if we can see what she has, that will at least give us a better idea of what's going on."
12310Richard Welkins: (phone is ez)
12311Shinobu Hisakawa: "And maybe we could give her a taste of her own medicine."
12312Monte Miyamoto: "I dunno about that..."
12313Shinobu Hisakawa: (just to confirm, is murder illegal here)
12314Richard Welkins: (or well, actually it'd only be easy by happenstance)
12315Morrigan Kento: (It is super illegal)
12316Shinobu Hisakawa: (damn)
12317Richard Welkins: (one of us invites her to dinner at hana's, if she puts her phone on the table at some point hana takes it and fiddles with it and puts it back)
12318(a lot of variables though)
12319Morrigan Kento: (Or you can just sneak into her house)
12320Shinobu Hisakawa: (well she doesn't really like any of them anymore)
12321Richard Welkins: (sure)
12322Morrigan Kento: (And steal/wreck her shit)
12323Richard Welkins: (she'd say no to free food)
12324Silica Gimmes: (burn her house down with a missile)
12325Shinobu Hisakawa: (set her house on fire)
12326(ye)
12327Richard Welkins: (with moe or dick)
12328Silica Gimmes: (for the greater good)
12329Shinobu Hisakawa: (only way to be sure)
12330Richard Welkins: (silica is small and agile)
12331(perfect for sneaking into a house)
12332Silica Gimmes: (but could I resist NOT setting it on fire?)
12333Richard Welkins: (yeah cause that's illegal)
12334Monte Miyamoto: (yeah we can't do that)
12335Morrigan Kento: (Wrecking home appliances though)
12336(That's just an accident)
12337Shinobu Hisakawa: (could just mace her and take her phone)
12338(be it solid or spray mace)
12339Richard Welkins: (we also have ratboy)
12340Shinobu Hisakawa: (ratboy genius)
12341Morrigan Kento: (Ratboy could help)
12342Silica Gimmes: (i vote for ratboy)
12343Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
12344Monte Miyamoto: (ratboy is powerful)
12345Richard Welkins: (cause you wanna get pitch blacked)
12346Silica Gimmes: (wooooooooow)
12347Shinobu Hisakawa: (but do we have him take the phone or kill her)
12348Morrigan Kento: (Stop trying to kill the thot)
12349Richard Welkins: (he's a nice boy)
12350Morrigan Kento: (That's not healthy)
12351Richard Welkins: (tryna get his life back together)
12352Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's not murder if it's a thot)
12353Silica Gimmes: (we start with theft)
12354(murder if it's self-defense)
12355Shinobu Hisakawa: (as in if she tries to get her phone back)
12356Morrigan Kento: (It's a self defense situation)
12357(It's 3 AM)
12358(And she's inside her home)
12359(You have to defend yourselves)
12360Shinobu Hisakawa: (I level the whole block)
12361(in self defense)
12362Morrigan Kento: (So Ratboy plan?)
12363Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
12364Monte Miyamoto: (ye)
12365you decide to meet with Abel as he's in grown up Silica form with a sign that says "Will flash boobs for 10 dollars" as he has a smile on his face
12366Shinobu Hisakawa: (low rate tbh)
12367Silica Gimmes waves at all of you "Hey guys!"
12368Monte Miyamoto: "...You uh, you okay with that Silica?"
12369Silica Gimmes: "I mean... it's not me."
12370Shinobu Hisakawa: "It is your face."
12371Richard Welkins: (low rate but I mean it's a flash)
12372(not a grope)
12373Abel Villa: (ten gold is enough for a week for him)
12374Shinobu Hisakawa: "Could you change the face at least?"
12375Richard Welkins: "Man, what did I tell you about doing weird stuff?"
12376Shinobu Hisakawa: "Okay!"
12377"That's not what I meant."
12378(he should pretend to be danielle instead)
12379Silica Gimmes pouts "But then what face?"
12380Richard Welkins: "One that's not yours?"
12381Silica Gimmes: "It can't be a man's face, otherwise nobody would buy"
12382Shinobu Hisakawa: "Can't you make one up?"
12383Silica Gimmes: "Nope"
12384"Oh, oh! Do a face from an ad or something."
12385Shinobu Hisakawa: "Look at some fashion magazines or something?"
12386Silica Gimmes: "Oh! what ad?"
12387"Wait..."
12388"I got it!"
12389Richard Welkins: (fuck you)
12390Aliyah Welkins: "Ta da!"
12391Richard Welkins: (i fucking knew it)
12392"Nope."
12393Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
12394Monte Miyamoto: "Stop."
12395Richard Welkins: "No no no no."
12396Monte Miyamoto: "Cease."
12397Aliyah Welkins: "Why not?"
12398Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh..."
12399Richard Welkins: "That's my mom."
12400Aliyah Welkins: "It's from an ad"
12401Monte Miyamoto: "That's his mother!"
12402Aliyah Welkins: "You're famous?!"
12403Aliyah Welkins beams up "Oh man that's so cool!"
12404Aliyah Welkins: "How is it having a famous mom?"
12405Richard Welkins: "Really cool."
12406Monte Miyamoto: "Seriously can you maybe save the 20 questions for until after you're not holding that sign up next to that face?"
12407Aliyah Welkins pouts "I still need a proper face..."
12408Richard Welkins: "There's a plethora of fashion magazines at a newstand or something."
12409"You can stop looking like my mom now."
12410Aliyah Welkins grumbles as he turns back to base form
12411Abel Villa keeps grumbling
12412a guy that had 10 gold in hand stays still for a while before walking away
12413Abel Villa: "See? I had enough money there for a week"
12414Shinobu Hisakawa takes out her phone, types 'cute girl' into search and shows it to Abel. "Take your pick."
12415Richard Welkins: "It's not that simple."
12416Abel Villa: "Yeah, I gotta see multiple angles"
12417Shinobu Hisakawa: "How'd you see multiple angles in an ad?"
12418Abel Villa: "She was in many ads"
12419Richard Welkins: "Here."
12420"If you help us, I'll give you some gold."
12421Abel Villa: "Alright!"
12422"Whaddya need!"
12423Richard Welkins: "But you have to swear you'll never turn into my mom again."
12424Abel Villa: "Okay!"
12425Monte Miyamoto: "It'd probably be nice if you don't transform into any of us either."
12426"If you're going to keep doing this sort of stuff while wearing our faces."
12427Shinobu Hisakawa: "Even if Silica says she doesn't mind."
12428Abel Villa grumbles "Fiiiineeee"
12429Shinobu Hisakawa: (silica lives out her fantasy of having boobs through him)
12430Silica Gimmes: (i've been exposed)
12431Richard Welkins: (its true)
12432Monte Miyamoto: (utterly smoked)
12433Richard Welkins: "Let's talk about it somewhere a little more off the path."
12434Abel Villa nods
12435you head into a nearby alley as he listens to your plea
12436Abel Villa: "...so...you want me to break into someone's house"
12437"And steal their shit?"
12438Richard Welkins: "Specifically photographs."
12439Abel Villa: "Alright!"
12440Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, but only of a short guy. Around our age."
12441Abel Villa nods"
12442Abel Villa: "How much will you pay me?"
12443Richard Welkins: "40 gold."
12444Abel Villa gasps a little
12445Abel Villa: "I-I-I-I...S-s-sure!"
12446Monte Miyamoto: "Another 40 if you can do it without getting caught or anything."
12447Shinobu Hisakawa: (child labor isn't unethical if the employers are also underage)
12448Richard Welkins: (now you're getting it)
12449Shinobu Hisakawa: "And without stealing anything else."
12450Abel Villa: "r-right"
12451Monte Miyamoto: "That too."
12452Abel Villa: "I-I guess I'll do that"
12453"T-though, I'd need more details if you want only the pictures stolen"
12454Shinobu Hisakawa: "What sort of details?"
12455Abel Villa: "Well, the person I'm stealing from, the person in the pictures"
12456Silica Gimmes: "The person you're stealing from is an awful person."
12457Abel Villa: "I meant more like..."
12458"When does he get home"
12459"When does he leave..."
12460Richard Welkins: "We're still working on that."
12461Monte Miyamoto: "It's a she and we'd have to find out."
12462Richard Welkins: "We wanted to know if you'd do it first."
12463Abel Villa: "Sure!"
12464"Anything for my friends!"
12465Richard Welkins nods. "Alright then."
12466Shinobu Hisakawa: "We'll get you the information you need."
12467Abel Villa: "you could start by spying on them from a safe distance!"
12468"That way you can know their patterns more closely!"
12469Richard Welkins hands him 10 coins.
12470Richard Welkins: "We'll be in touch."
12471Abel Villa grins "Thank you!"
12472Abel Villa: (Do you guys do anything else?)
12473Silica Gimmes: (nah)
12474May 19 Friday
12475I mean Saturday
12476you're out of school as you can see Danielle and Sammy getting home together
12477Shinobu Hisakawa: (roll initiative)
12478Abel Villa: (what)
12479Silica Gimmes: (she wants to punch danielle)
12480Shinobu Hisakawa: (funny way to spell kill)
12481Abel Villa: (What's with this violence)
12482(Is she still salty that Halfrid munched on Moe's ears)
12483Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
12484(she needs to vent)
12485Abel Villa: (so are you going with the plan of following them and checking their moves)
12486Shinobu Hisakawa: "We'd probably be easily spotted if we follow them as a group."
12487Monte Miyamoto: "So just one of us tries to follow?"
12488Richard Welkins: (you guard the streets ill guard the skies)
12489Silica Gimmes: "I'm too obvious."
12490Shinobu Hisakawa: (magic missile girl, pink hair, bunny ears)
12491(guess it's down to shinobu)
12492Abel Villa: (2 meter girl)
12493Richard Welkins: (well I mean, it's not that strange if moe and dick are walking somewhere)
12494Monte Miyamoto: (they can just cast invisibility spells otherwise)
12495Abel Villa: (or buyem)
12496Richard Welkins: (listen, I'm already losing 50 gold on ratboy)
12497Abel Villa: (From your local candle girl)
12498Richard Welkins: (im not losing another hundie for this raped shota)
12499(another fifty)
12500(whatever)
12501Silica Gimmes: (fixin ta tryin ta say)
12502(it's too expensive to save someone ???)
12503Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah)
12504Richard Welkins: (when there are other working measures yes)
12505Monte Miyamoto: (why buy them)
12506(when we can just cast)
12507Shinobu Hisakawa: (I mean if you think dick and moe walking together will work)
12508Monte Miyamoto: (but yeah, Dick and Moe just taking a stroll could work)
12509Shinobu Hisakawa: (they'll need a photo of the kid too but if shinobu asks he'll probably send her a dick pic)
12510Richard Welkins: (I'll be impressed if she has photos of multiple young boys)
12511(not surprised)
12512(only impressed)
12513Silica Gimmes: (i'd go with Moe and The Dick)
12514Shinobu Hisakawa: (no multiple)
12515Silica Gimmes: (good gumshoe combo)
12516Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye I guess it works)
12517Richard Welkins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrrKmb58-as
12518Shinobu Hisakawa: (but if shinobu and silica are to do something in the meantime it'd be get something to help ratboy identify the photos)
12519Richard Welkins: (can you ask morrigan to meet in the park with ratboy)
12520Shinobu Hisakawa: (guess so)
12521Abel Villa: (Welp two teams, I'll start with Moe and Dick)
12522Richard Welkins: (implying I didn't already link the ost)
12523(oh wait im dumb as hell)
12524(my speakers gave out and came back in on the next song and I thought you started playing one)
12525Abel Villa: (lmao)
12526Moe, Dick, you decide to follow the two girls for a while at a safe distance, it starts raining as they both share an umbrella and head to a middle class home
12527Richard Welkins: "Hard to know if it's Danielle's or Sammy's."
12528Godot: (has there been music playing?)
12529Abel Villa: (nah)
12530Richard Welkins: (no)
12531"Danielle would probably insist on her house, but you never know."
12532Silica Gimmes: (phew, ok)
12533there's a good vantage point from the roof of a nearby parking lot as they got the windows open
12534Monte Miyamoto: "Hard to tell, it seems below how she carries herself."
12535Silica Gimmes: (inb4 lesbos)
12536Richard Welkins: "Could always be compensating."
12537Monte Miyamoto: "True enough."
12538Richard Welkins: (I was gonna let you be the one to make the vantage suggestion :^) )
12539Monte Miyamoto: "I guess we could get a good view of things from that garage."
12540Richard Welkins looks up.
12541Richard Welkins: "Might work, let's check it out."
12542Monte Miyamoto leads the way
12543you go to spy on them as the window shows a room
12544a bedroom with a big bed as the two girls sit on it, both of em smoking
12545Richard Welkins: (no wonder the window's open while it's pouring)
12546Shinobu Hisakawa: (>smoking in the house)
12547(literal savages)
12548Moe thanks to your acute hearing you can hear what they're talking about
12549Silica Gimmes: (my parents did that as long as i lived with them)
12550(pack a day smokers, too)
12551Sammy Donovan: "You think he's gonna budge"
12552Danielle Kusanagi: "He's a pedophile of course he's gonna budge"
12553Richard Welkins: ("i got enough p2p here to kill an elephant and leave em with spirals in his eyes")
12554Danielle Kusanagi: "Just got to take out the pads and we're set"
12555Richard Welkins: (lel)
12556Danielle Kusanagi grins "Might pay for the next year if we're lucky"
12557Sammy Donovan lays on the bed "That loaded huh?"
12558Monte Miyamoto frowns and lays back while listening
12559Richard Welkins: (so far we've gleamed danielle fucks pedophiles cause she's flat)
12560(silica)
12561(you wanna earn some pay)
12562Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
12563Danielle Kusanagi: "Ayup. he's got a wife and kids so a good talk and some pictures will keep us safe"
12564Danielle Kusanagi winks "Maybe enough to upgrade to a better house"
12565Shinobu Hisakawa: (morrigan got a wife and kids?)
12566Silica Gimmes: (sorry, but unlike the thot, silica accepts her flatness)
12567Sammy Donovan: (different target)
12568Sammy Donovan lays on the bed as she thinks for a while "I was thinking"
12569Richard Welkins: (unrelated discussion)
12570Sammy Donovan: "What'll we do when we both get old"
12571Shinobu Hisakawa: (isn't that why they're going to school)
12572Richard Welkins: (richard busts through the door "rot in jail ya bastards")
12573("this is a sting")
12574Danielle Kusanagi smiles warmly "We should know how to work at something else"
12575Danielle Kusanagi: "Though y'know, young folks like them older ladies"
12576Danielle Kusanagi laughs
12577Sammy Donovan: "Young folks got no money"
12578Danielle Kusanagi: "True"
12579Monte Miyamoto: "So far they're just talking about how to keep using their bodies to make money."
12580Sammy Donovan: "Besides..."
12581Richard Welkins: "Some worthy aspirations."
12582"Where are their parents?"
12583Sammy Donovan: "I've been sharing you for a good while now..."
12584Sammy Donovan kisses her neck "It's about time I own you full stop"
12585Richard Welkins: (bravo)
12586(we got em now)
12587Monte Miyamoto: "Dunn-"
12588Richard Welkins: (gay people are illegal)
12589Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
12590Monte Miyamoto sits back up "What in the goddamn?"
12591Shinobu Hisakawa: (light em up boys)
12592Danielle Kusanagi has a devilish smile "You're eager today huh~?"
12593Richard Welkins: (2 X's 2 O's doesn't matter which, ice em)
12594Shinobu Hisakawa: (moe wishes he didn't have ears)
12595Silica Gimmes: (i knew it)
12596Richard Welkins turns his head up. "What?"
12597Silica Gimmes: (is moe about to run to the nearest church)
12598Shinobu Hisakawa: (needs to dunk his head in holy water)
12599Monte Miyamoto: "Well from what I'm hearing it sounds like the two are, uh, romantically involved."
12600Richard Welkins squints
12601Sammy Donovan grabs her as she pins her down "Just reminding you that you're mine"
12602Silica Gimmes: (so sammy is the dom)
12603Richard by now you can probably see it too as the two girls are making out
12604Silica Gimmes: (interesting)
12605Shinobu Hisakawa: (even though she plays the straight man)
12606Silica Gimmes: (do you regret giving sammy a chance now)
12607Shinobu Hisakawa: (well it wasn't for her sake anyway)
12608Richard Welkins pushes his hair back and stares at the ground. "That makes too much sense."
12609Silica Gimmes: (oh no)
12610(what if the nun is also a lesbian)
12611Shinobu Hisakawa: (damn)
12612Sammy Donovan: (No way jose)
12613Silica Gimmes: (what if it's a trist)
12614Richard Welkins: "And we're still not even sure who lives here."
12615Monte Miyamoto: "From the sound of it, just them."
12616Shinobu Hisakawa: (so morrigan had a go at her roast beef and now has to pay)
12617Monte Miyamoto: "They were talking about 'getting a nicer house'."
12618Richard Welkins: "This could just be some lover's hideaway."
12619"Both then."
12620Silica Gimmes: (will dick give them each a big ol scarlet letter at school the next day)
12621Shinobu Hisakawa: (that makes it ez though)
12622(I was expecting some ojou sama house with guards n shiet)
12623Richard Welkins: (nope)
12624(just two parent-less whores making it by fucking old men for money)
12625Richard Welkins takes note of the street, the apartment building, and what floor their room is on.
12626Sammy Donovan: (It's not an apartment)
12627Shinobu Hisakawa: (is getting adopted so bad)
12628Sammy Donovan: (Middle class house)
12629Richard Welkins: (you made it sound like that)
12630(whatever)
12631(takes note of the house then)
12632Shinobu Hisakawa: (so the ethical question here is not whether it's right to make ratboy steal from her house)
12633(but whether it's right to expose him to all those photos while looking for the right ones)
12634Richard Welkins: (we're giving him a lot of money)
12635(just warn him beforehand)
12636(the pay's undoubtedly worth it to him)
12637(even having to see these pics)
12638you keep vigilant as...
12639Shinobu Hisakawa: (guess so)
12640Sammy Donovan: (roll me stealth)
12641Shinobu Hisakawa: (sammy used shadow clone jutsu to spy on you)
12642Richard Welkins: (2+evasive and quick?)
12643(what was it)
12644Sammy Donovan: (Yeah that works)
12645Richard Welkins: rolling 5d6
12646(
126476
12648+
126492
12650+
126513
12652+
126536
12654+
126553
12656)
12657= 20
12658Sammy Donovan: (And Moe)
12659Monte Miyamoto: rolling 5d6
12660(
126615
12662+
126632
12664+
126655
12666+
126674
12668+
126695
12670)
12671= 21
12672Sammy Donovan: rolling 7d6
12673(
126746
12675+
126766
12677+
126786
12679+
126804
12681+
126825
12683+
126842
12685+
126862
12687)
12688= 31
12689Shinobu Hisakawa: (what the fug)
12690Sammy Donovan: (oof)
12691Shinobu Hisakawa: (she got xray vision or some shit)
12692(while going down on the other thot too)
12693Sammy Donovan: (who knows)
12694(It's a mystery)
12695Silica Gimmes: (a roll's a roll)
12696Shinobu Hisakawa: (seriously though that's a bit much)
12697Monte Miyamoto: (except she's found them doing fuck all)
12698Silica Gimmes: (heigtened lesbian senses)
12699Sammy Donovan: (It's a mystery)
12700Richard Welkins: (waiting for a ride)
12701(might as well not stand in the rain)
12702Sammy Donovan: (I thought they were still keeping an eye)
12703Richard Welkins: (I thought we were on one of the top floors)
12704Monte Miyamoto: (Dick was looking down at the ground)
12705Sammy Donovan: (Yeah)
12706Richard Welkins: (did we actually have to get on the roof)
12707Sammy Donovan: (Well not on the roof)
12708(Top floors work)
12709Richard Welkins: (yeah so)
12710Monte Miyamoto: (and Moe probably went back to either laying down or just looking away)
12711Richard Welkins: (out of the rain)
12712(moe doesn't have to be looking to be keeping an eye ::^) )
12713Sammy Donovan is riding Danielle while she suddenly stares straight towards you, doesn't stop though
12714it's really fucking weird
12715Silica Gimmes: (does she stare with killing intent while riding)
12716Monte Miyamoto: (except neither of us know she's staring at us because neither of us are looking their way)
12717Sammy Donovan: (Cold stare)
12718Richard Welkins: (do we wave back)
12719Sammy Donovan: (Well even if you don't know)
12720(She does now)
12721Monte Miyamoto: (knows what)
12722Shinobu Hisakawa: (she knows they saw her fucking her fellow roastie)
12723Monte Miyamoto: (that we were in that building?)
12724Sammy Donovan: (ye)
12725Shinobu Hisakawa: (or that they were there)
12726(cause they weren't actually looking at the time)
12727Monte Miyamoto: (she doesn't know what they were doing there and has no way of knowing)
12728Richard Welkins: (she can only guess)
12729Monte Miyamoto: (unless she tries to magic her way into their heads)
12730Sammy Donovan: (Nah only guessing)
12731Monte Miyamoto: (which probably isn't a good idea for her)
12732Sammy Donovan: (Doesn't know why you're there)
12733(Just knows that you're there)
12734Shinobu Hisakawa: (just randomly decides to look out the window while fucking)
12735Sammy Donovan: (So she's just currently fucking Danielle while looking at you)
12736(Lesbian awareness powers)
12737Richard Welkins keeps his head down. "You know that feeling people talk about when they got eyes on em?"
12738Monte Miyamoto looks over at him "You got it too?"
12739Richard Welkins: "I'm not willing to make sure if it's right or not."
12740"Best to just...act normal."
12741Monte Miyamoto shrugs "Well not like we're doing anything other than being present here."
12742Richard Welkins: "Yeah but you know."
12743Silica Gimmes: (one of you has to peek to see if it's over at some point)
12744Richard Welkins: "Either of them don't strike me as the type to think in pure coincidences."
12745(implying moe isn't forced to hear every second of this)
12746Sammy Donovan: (Yeah)
12747(He's forced to hear every moan and meat slap)
12748Silica Gimmes: (cover his ears ;))))))))))))))))
12749Richard Welkins: (now sammy's gonna play it up)
12750(brb)
12751Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah but they can't prove anything."
12752Richard Welkins: "I get that."
12753"Just saying."
12754your train of thought gets interrupted by Danielle moaning like a devil as it seems they both stopped
12755Sammy Donovan: (Only for Moe)
12756Silica Gimmes: (so this is how moe starts therapy)
12757Monte Miyamoto: "..."
12758"I'm glad its finally over."
12759Richard Welkins: "Sorry about that."
12760Monte Miyamoto: "Not your fault."
12761Danielle Kusanagi: "So...what's the plan for tomorrow?"
12762"Wanna go out somewhere?"
12763Shinobu Hisakawa: (we lock the house down and get armed)
12764Sammy Donovan: "Sorry, have a date with Mitsuhara"
12765Danielle Kusanagi: "The movie producer?"
12766Silica Gimmes: (mitsubishi?)
12767Shinobu Hisakawa: (a date with mr mitsubishi himself)
12768Sammy Donovan nods
12769Shinobu Hisakawa: (then she blackmails him to make lancer a SUV)
12770Danielle Kusanagi: "Oh well I guess I'll go on my own then"
12771Sammy Donovan holds a mirror to her face as she starts brushing her hair
12772Shinobu Hisakawa: (why is she holding it to her face)
12773Danielle Kusanagi: (Hand mirror)
12774Richard Welkins: (to see herself?)
12775Monte Miyamoto: "Thinking about looking to see if there's some sort of specialty store one of us might care about in the area..."
12776Richard Welkins: "Huh?"
12777Danielle Kusanagi kisses Sammy in the cheek as she goes downstairs "I'll go make something to eat then. want something"
12778Richard Welkins: "Oh, an alibi."
12779Shinobu Hisakawa: (I thought they only eat dick)
12780Sammy Donovan: "Sure"
12781Sammy Donovan leaves with Danielle leaving you both
12782Richard Welkins: (english please_
12783Monte Miyamoto: "Just trying to think a step ahead, you know?"
12784Richard Welkins: "Yeah."
12785Sammy Donovan: (They're both out of sight now)
12786Monte Miyamoto looks through his phone to see if there's any nearby shops to go to
12787there's a music shop nearby
12788Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...a record and tape store?"
12789Richard Welkins: "Not bad."
12790Monte Miyamoto: "Let's go and hope they've got something good."
12791Richard Welkins: "Right."
12792you head to the store to buy records as you're not bothered anymore
12793Monte Miyamoto: (Moe gets a Surfin' Bird cassette)
12794Shinobu Hisakawa: (moe needs some ear bleach)
12795Richard Welkins: (moe is truly a trashman)
12796meanwhile
12797Monte Miyamoto: (it's decent ear bleach for this)
12798Morrigan Kento: "Y-you said you needed to meet me?"
12799Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah. Need to get a few things ready to help you out."
12800(is silica also there)
12801Morrigan Kento: (ye)
12802Silica Gimmes is just staring Morrigan down, arms crossed.
12803Morrigan Kento looks away, as shy as he can be
12804Shinobu Hisakawa: "Thankfully for you, she dislikes Danielle more."
12805Shinobu Hisakawa leads him to Abel.
12806Abel Villa Is eating a loaf of bread squatting in an alley as he looks at you
12807Abel Villa: "H-hey!"
12808Abel Villa stands up "so he's the guy?"
12809Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah."
12810they're about both the same height
12811Abel Villa: "Cool!"
12812"So I'll just have to search for any pictures of him?"
12813Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah, but keep it down."
12814Morrigan Kento: "A-a-are you sure asking a d-doppelganger is the r-right choice?"
12815Richard Welkins: (racist)
12816Abel Villa: "O-oh well, I was kinda the only choice..."
12817Shinobu Hisakawa: "If you don't like him doing it, we can just not do it."
12818Abel Villa: "D-don't worry! I'll only steal the pictures!"
12819Shinobu Hisakawa: (she likes ratboy more than soyboy)
12820Morrigan Kento: "n-n-no! I-It's fine"
12821Silica Gimmes: "I don't really care if he loots the whole house."
12822Shinobu Hisakawa: "I don't either, but it's about not drawing attention)
12823"
12824Abel Villa: "I'll be sneaky like a rat"
12825"Cause I can turn into a rat!"
12826Richard Welkins: (literally)
12827Abel Villa: "Well, pleased to meet you Mr...."
12828Morrigan Kento: "Morrigan..."
12829Abel Villa extends his hand while grinning "Mr. Morrigan!"
12830Morrigan Kento looks at the doppel's hand and doesn't shake it, taking some slight steps back and bowing "once again thank you for helping me"
12831Abel Villa looks embarrassed as he's left hanging, scratching his head "h-h-hehe y-yeah"
12832Shinobu Hisakawa: "By the way."
12833"What I said over the phone was serious."
12834"If you find yourself hearing something like what I mentioned, don't listen."
12835"The curse is very real."
12836"And you'll end up in bigger trouble than you are now."
12837Morrigan Kento: "....y-yes of course"
12838Shinobu Hisakawa: (next episode: morrigan listens to the voice)
12839(also I made a mistake in that sentence but it works nicely anyway)
12840(he's trouble for them)
12841and the next day, you meet with Ratboy as he's waiting in the alley
12842Abel Villa: "So, did you gather any info?"
12843Richard Welkins: "Too much depending on who you ask."
12844"But we know where they live."
12845Silica Gimmes: "What do you mean, too much?"
12846Monte Miyamoto: "I don't wanna talk about it."
12847Richard Welkins: "Another time."
12848Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh?"
12849Abel Villa: "Alright"
12850Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, okay."
12851Abel Villa: "Do you know where they live?"
12852(lmao no)
12853"Do you know when they leave?"
12854(Fuck, those two sentences are too similar)
12855Richard Welkins: "Not necessarily."
12856"They just do...things day by day."
12857Shinobu Hisakawa: (they go to school, remember)
12858Richard Welkins: (well yeah)
12859(we're talking outside that)
12860"Best bet is just to do it while school's going on."
12861Abel Villa nods
12862Richard Welkins: "If you want to make sure it's clear there's a parking garage in the area that'll give you a good view."
12863Abel Villa: "When does school start and ends?"
12864Richard Welkins tells him.
12865Abel Villa: "That's a lot of school huh?"
12866"Good thing I don't go there"
12867Silica Gimmes: "You DO learn cool stuff, though."
12868Abel Villa: "Can I learn to be as cool as you?"
12869Abel Villa looks at Silica with big featureless yellow eyes
12870Richard Welkins leans in closer to him and lowers his voice. "Fair warning, these people are deviants. So there's a good chance of some...indecent pictures among other things."
12871Abel Villa: "What like fucking?"
12872Silica Gimmes: "Wait a minute..."
12873Richard Welkins: "Not going into details, get everything about this boy and get out."
12874"You get your pay."
12875Shinobu Hisakawa: (does he have no brain to mouth filter)
12876Silica Gimmes: "Did you catch them going at it?"
12877Shinobu Hisakawa: "Eh?"
12878Monte Miyamoto: "I won't confirm or deny."
12879Silica Gimmes: "Or was it old men?"
12880Richard Welkins: "Another."
12881"Time."
12882Abel Villa: "Huh"
12883Silica Gimmes: "Be careful, Abel. It's a den of evil in there."
12884Abel Villa: "Well I don't care much for fucking"
12885Silica Gimmes: "Like succubus evil."
12886Abel Villa: "Don't worry, I won't get seduced!"
12887Richard Welkins: "Just giving a warning in case some real nasty stuff shows up."
12888(narrator: he gets seduced)
12889Abel Villa: "I lived in a brothel for a year"
12890"So I'm uuuuh..."
12891Silica Gimmes: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww"
12892Richard Welkins: "Do I gotta say it again?"
12893"I'm just saying, how would I know how you lived?"
12894Abel Villa: "How do you say "It doesn't affect me anymore?" "
12895"Ain't there a word for it?"
12896Richard Welkins: "Desensitized?"
12897Shinobu Hisakawa: (brb)
12898Abel Villa: "yeah that"
12899"Disanitized"
12900"I'll get you your stuff tomorrow then!"
12901"That's when kids go to school right?"
12902Monte Miyamoto: (it's sunday ye?)
12903Abel Villa: (ye)
12904Silica Gimmes: "Yeah."
12905Abel Villa: "In the meanwhile wanna uuuuh"
12906"Do something?"
12907Richard Welkins: (shota isn't here right)
12908Abel Villa: (nope)
12909Richard Welkins: "One sec."
12910"What exactly going to happen after he's got those pictures back?"
12911Abel Villa shrugs
12912Richard Welkins: "Did he say anything to you two?"
12913Silica Gimmes: "Fuck up and get in another situation where they'll take more pictures."
12914Monte Miyamoto: "One would hope he's already learned his lesson about that."
12915Abel Villa: "Oh by the way..."
12916"I was thinking, just out of the kindness of your heart"
12917"Could you buy me something expensive to eat?"
12918Shinobu Hisakawa: (bag)
12919Abel Villa points at a McDaniels "I'd never eaten a burger there"
12920Richard Welkins: (lmao)
12921Shinobu Hisakawa: (luxury restaurant)
12922Monte Miyamoto: "That's...not an expensive burger place."
12923Silica Gimmes: (now we gotta)
12924Richard Welkins: (I was just about to say good thing he's a hobo and he thinks regular food is expensive)
12925Abel Villa: "But..."
12926"They got burgers for 10 gold!"
12927Monte Miyamoto sighs "I really can't say no when it's a situation like this."
12928Silica Gimmes: "I usually get a MacChicken."
12929Richard Welkins: "Lemme guess."
12930Abel Villa: "How does cooked chicken taste?"
12931Monte Miyamoto: "It wouldn't be right to not let somebody eat their first burger."
12932Abel Villa: "It all looks so crispy"
12933"What do they put in them?"
12934Monte Miyamoto: "Ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, the usual."
12935Richard Welkins: (oh I thought he was getting ready to say "let's go to my sister's lol)
12936Abel Villa: "Oh man...that's 3 stuff I have never eaten"
12937Richard Welkins: (she doesn't work on sundays though does she)
12938Abel Villa: (Only half time)
12939Richard Welkins: (ah)
12940Silica Gimmes: "Maybe they have their Melon shakes back."
12941Richard Welkins: (the ol grab the church crowd and leave)
12942Abel Villa: (You can just ask for a home meal)
12943(She won't say no)
12944Richard Welkins: (not up to me)
12945Monte Miyamoto: (let's start the lad small)
12946(otherwise he'll go hungry after eating Hana's burger)
12947Richard Welkins: (le artisan macdaniel)
12948Monte Miyamoto: "Maybe."
12949"I'd offer to go to my sister's restaurant, but she only works a couple of hours on Sundays."
12950"That and I'm worried you'd go hungry if you ate my sister's food as your first burger..."
12951Abel Villa: "Nah, c'mon!"
12952"It'll be fine!"
12953Monte Miyamoto: "I'm not too sure about that..."
12954Shinobu Hisakawa: (give him the junk food he asked for)
12955(macdaniels)
12956Silica Gimmes: (a single macnaggat)
12957Monte Miyamoto: "Let's start small with MacDaniels, then maybe next time I'll have my sister make you a burger."
12958"Then you'll understand."
12959Abel Villa nods "Alright!"
12960you get him to the shitty fast food place as he looks at the menu
12961Abel Villa: "I...I-I don't know what to order?"
12962(no question mark)
12963Abel Villa looks at Silica "What should I pick?"
12964Silica Gimmes: "Uhhhhh, well if you want a burger, you could get the MacDable."
12965Abel Villa: "Isn't everything there a burger?"
12966Silica Gimmes: "No, they have salads and fries."
12967"Cookies, too."
12968Monte Miyamoto: "And stuff like MacNuggets."
12969Abel Villa: "Oh I'll have all of it!"
12970"What's a MacNugget"
12971Monte Miyamoto: "Pace yourself."
12972Abel Villa is bobbing up and down in excitement
12973Monte Miyamoto: "Get maybe 3 things, otherwise you'll get sick."
12974Silica Gimmes: "Yeah."
12975Monte Miyamoto: And MacNuggets are small pieces of fried chicken."
12976Abel Villa: "Okay I'll have an uuuuuh"
12977"Number 9"
12978Abel Villa points at the combo "that's three stuff right?"
12979Monte Miyamoto: "That's one way of looking at it."
12980Abel Villa orders it as it costs ten gold
12981after a while Abel takes the food and squats on a chair as he grabs the burger
12982Monte Miyamoto orders himself a Double Royale with Cheese and pays for both
12983Abel Villa: "...."
12984"Should I..."
12985"Should I wait for you guys to order?"
12986Silica Gimmes asks if the melon shake is available.
12987Abel Villa: "T-t-that's etiquette right?"
12988Someone: "Melon shake machine broke"
12989Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, sort of. It's your first time, so it's understandable."
12990Silica Gimmes walks away instantly.
12991Abel Villa waits for everyone to order
12992Richard Welkins grabs a drink and chicken tendies
12993Shinobu Hisakawa orders just a drink
12994Shinobu Hisakawa: (bad calories)
12995Abel Villa takes the first bite as he's left speechless
12996Abel Villa: "....this..."
12997"Is so fucking good!"
12998Monte Miyamoto: "Language."
12999Abel Villa keeps eating "This is the best!"
13000your burger tastes like plastic and leather
13001Abel Villa squats in the chair as he keeps eating "How come this place isn't always loaded?"
13002Monte Miyamoto: "You'll learn."
13003Shinobu Hisakawa: (if he's eaten ordinary bread then he should know the burger buns are mediocre at best)
13004Abel Villa keeps eating with a smile of a man who just won the lottery
13005Abel Villa: (Who said ordinary bread)
13006Richard Welkins: (stale loaves)
13007(duh)
13008Abel Villa: (Ye)
13009Shinobu Hisakawa: (still better than macdeez buns tbh)
13010Monte Miyamoto: (I'd disagree pretty strongly there)
13011(unless you're getting stale buns every time you go to mcdonalds)
13012Abel Villa: (at least Mcdeez buns don't have mold in em)
13013Shinobu Hisakawa: (I mean I don't eat burgers very often)
13014Abel Villa takes the fries and gives em a look over
13015Shinobu Hisakawa: (so maybe I do get stale ones every time)
13016Abel Villa starts pouring the fries into his mouth from the packaging they come in, confused as to how you eat em
13017Silica Gimmes: "Close. But you're supposed to pick one of them out at a time."
13018bunch of fries fall into the floor as he picks em up
13019Abel Villa eats em as he's just as happy "It tastes...s-so good!"
13020Shinobu Hisakawa: (if there's not gonna be more plot I think I'll go to bed)
13021Abel Villa: (night night)
13022finishes both meals as he has a pleased smile
13023Abel Villa: "That was the best"
13024Abel Villa looks at himself "Though they might have worms in it"
13025Abel Villa: "My stomach feels weird"
13026Richard Welkins looks perplexed.
13027Silica Gimmes: "Well, the fries did fall on the floor."
13028Abel Villa: "Maybe it was that"
13029Abel Villa hasn't touched his soda yet
13030Monte Miyamoto: "I'd bet it's that you've eaten a lot more than you're used to having."
13031Richard Welkins: "Are you thirsty?"
13032Abel Villa: "I already had some water"
13033Monte Miyamoto: "Well don't let that drink go to waste. You'll probably like it too."
13034Abel Villa: "It's just water"
13035Abel Villa chuckles "I've drunk water before"
13036it's most definetely soda
13037Monte Miyamoto: "It's not just water."
13038Abel Villa: (The kid doesn't know how to read btw)
13039"Then what else?"
13040Monte Miyamoto: "Bubbles, sugar, flavoring."
13041Abel Villa takes a sippy
13042Abel Villa: "Ow!"
13043"Hurts my tongue drinking it"
13044Monte Miyamoto: "Hurts?"
13045"That's new."
13046Silica Gimmes: "It's bubbly, for sure."
13047"Lots of little things popping, like candy rocks."
13048Richard Welkins: "Makes sense."
13049Abel Villa: "So..."
13050"Do I drink it again?"
13051Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, and swish it around in your mouth."
13052Abel Villa nods as he does so
13053Abel Villa: "Woah!"
13054"It tastes much better that way!"
13055Abel Villa grins
13056Richard Welkins: "Don't drink too much of the stuff though, will rot your teeth."
13057Abel Villa: "...."
13058"Doppelgangers have no teeth"
13059Abel Villa opens his mouth to reveal a bitch black hole
13060Silica Gimmes: (bitch black hole)
13061Abel Villa: (Pitch)
13062(lmao)
13063Richard Welkins: "Lucky you."
13064Abel Villa: "We chew by just forming pointy bits"
13065Abel Villa creates a tiny fang "See?"
13066Silica Gimmes: "So, like a worm or something?"
13067Abel Villa: "h-h-hehe I'd rather not be called that"
13068Abel Villa looks embarrassed
13069Monte Miyamoto: "Guess that's convenient."
13070Abel Villa: "..."
13071"Are ya gonna eat that?"
13072Abel Villa points at Moe's food
13073Monte Miyamoto: "Huh? Oh, you can have the rest if you want."
13074Abel Villa gets on the table and squats there as he grabs Moe's food and eats it
13075Abel Villa: "Thank you!"
13076Monte Miyamoto: "Please don't squat on the table."
13077Abel Villa: "O-o-oh that's etiquette too ain't it?"
13078Monte Miyamoto: "Yep."
13079Abel Villa goes back to squatting on the chair
13080after you finish the meal you leave the place with Abel as happy as he'll ever be
13081Abel Villa: "That was the best!"
13082Monte Miyamoto: "You say that now, but there's always a way to make food better."
13083Abel Villa: "No way!"
13084Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, there are tons of people dedicated to making things tastier."
13085"They even get paid to do it."
13086Abel Villa: "Well...I know that"
13087"But I thought MacDaniels was the best"
13088"Cause it's everywhere"
13089"And if it's everywhere it means everyone buys it"
13090"Which means it must be good!"
13091Monte Miyamoto: "It's not that it's good, it's that it's consistent."
13092"You can go to a MacDaniel anywhere in the world and you know what you're getting."
13093Abel Villa: "Oh..."
13094Monte Miyamoto: "But local restaurants can be better or they can be worse, and you have no way of knowing for sure."
13095Abel Villa: "I see"
13096Abel Villa grins "Well...thanks for the meal!"
13097Abel Villa leaves "Seeya!"
13098Richard Welkins waves
13099Monte Miyamoto waves
13100Silica Gimmes waves.
13101Richard Welkins: "Any of you been into the crimson hall recently?"
13102Silica Gimmes: "I've been avoiding it."
13103"Maybe the slutty ninja changed or something."
13104Richard Welkins: "That really the only reason?"
13105Monte Miyamoto: "I try to stop in with Shinobu every couple of days or so for some exercise, but it's been a few days now."
13106Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, she creeps me out."
13107Richard Welkins: "Fine fine.'
13108"I'll check it out later."
13109and so the day ends
13110Kale (GM): didya rike it
13111Jazz: rolling 1d11
13112(
131135
13114)
13115= 5
13116oof
13117Kawaii: rolling 1d11
13118(
131197
13120)
13121= 7
13122Jazz: i wasnt even the one forced to listen to gays
13123Godot: rolling 1d11
13124(
131257
13126)
13127= 7
13128it was okay
13129Kawaii: the gays knocked it down to a 7
13130the kid getting his first burger brought it up
13131and Moe's current personal dilemma is playing out decently
13132Kale (GM): everyday is good day for burger
13133rolling d420
13134(
1313531
13136)
13137= 31
13138rolling 4d20
13139(
131401
13141+
131427
13143+
1314413
13145+
1314618
13147)
13148= 39
13149Richard Welkins: (you expecting me to roll when I never left)
13150Kale (GM): well fug u
13151later in the night you get back to the crimson hall as you get greeted by the Ninja
13152YÅ«waku-sha: "Hello Master~!"
13153"Would you like dinner? A bath?"
13154YÅ«waku-sha gets closer as she gives you bedroom eyes "Me?"
13155Richard Welkins: (is she wearing the shirt)
13156Serafina: "ugh"
13157(Yeah but in slut mode)
13158Richard Welkins: "She hasn't caused too much trouble has she?"
13159Serafina: "Well...she's kinda annoying not gonna lie"
13160Serafina sighs "She's been talking about you all the time"
13161Richard Welkins: "Nice."
13162Richard Welkins laughs
13163YÅ«waku-sha: "Ain't that right?"
13164"I was telling them how you should [REDACTED] me and [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] all over me~"
13165Richard Welkins: "........................"
13166Serafina looks at you deadpan "I build a corner for her"
13167Serafina: "With soundproof walls"
13168Richard Welkins coughs.
13169Serafina shakes her head "She's yours so you educate her"
13170Richard Welkins: "I'm taken aback you'd think of me as someone like that Sera."
13171Richard Welkins turns towards the ninja girl. "And if you wouldn't mind, keep that kind of talk uh, personal."
13172YÅ«waku-sha: "But master~ I am yours~"
13173YÅ«waku-sha bites her lip as she hugs you "Please treat me as if I was your property~"
13174Serafina: "See what I mean?"
13175Richard Welkins: "No, I somehow don't understand despite being the one stuck in this situation."
13176Serafina: "Then help me out cause my patience can only last so long"
13177Richard Welkins: "I am I am."
13178Serafina: "Look, I couldn't sing my daily morning song because of her"
13179Richard Welkins: "You just can't expect me to...know what to do really."
13180Serafina: "Even Gwen is annoyed!"
13181Richard Welkins: "I'll figure it out."
13182Serafina: "And she likes loud and annoying things"
13183Richard Welkins: (how tall is ninja girl)
13184Guinevere: "Iz true"
13185(Average girl height)
13186(So you're like half a head taller)
13187Richard Welkins: "It'll take some time."
13188"I'll figure something out though."
13189YÅ«waku-sha: "Please educate me master~"
13190Richard Welkins picks up the ninja girl and hoists her over his shoulder.
13191YÅ«waku-sha moans "T-that's it master~"
13192Richard Welkins: "Where's the corner?"
13193YÅ«waku-sha: "Treat my like your property!"
13194Serafina points at the corner
13195Richard Welkins walks there. "Thanks."
13196a glass cage with a chair in it that says "ANNOYING ROOM" on it
13197YÅ«waku-sha: "Please master tell me that you'll make me yours~"
13198Richard Welkins: (glass?)
13199YÅ«waku-sha: (uh, transparent cage)
13200(You can make them soundproof right)
13201Richard Welkins: (penny gets a fuckin gym and we get a shitty police holding thing)
13202(how what is is like 5x5)
13203YÅ«waku-sha: (yeah, cause she's annoyinh)
13204(And has done nothing)
13205(Except talking about how much she wants to fuck richard)
13206Richard Welkins: (great idea sera, now the both of us are in this tiny enclosed space)
13207(and you get to see everything)
13208Richard Welkins sets the girl down in the chair.
13209Richard Welkins sits there for a moment thinking.
13210YÅ«waku-sha: "...."
13211YÅ«waku-sha starts to slowly take off her clothing "Please take the lead master~"
13212Richard Welkins puts his hands on hers and pushes her clothes back on her.
13213YÅ«waku-sha: "...."
13214"Ok"
13215"...my mouth is yours master~"
13216YÅ«waku-sha has a big pleased smile
13217Richard Welkins: (the soundproofing was the only good idea)
13218"That's great."
13219"Cause I need you to repeat after me."
13220"I will not offer my body to anyone, even my master, unless the other party and I have sworn an oath to each other in a covenant of marriage."
13221YÅ«waku-sha: "..."
13222YÅ«waku-sha twiddles her fingers "b-but then how will I sate my master of all his desires?"
13223Richard Welkins sighs.
13224Richard Welkins squats a bit until he's eye level with her. "This is about you, not me."
13225Richard Welkins: "That....kind of talk is unbecoming of a lady."
13226"Please don't think of me as someone who...needs their desires sated..."
13227Richard Welkins slightly grimaces as he says that.
13228YÅ«waku-sha: "But master, you shouldn't see me as a lady, you should see me as your property~"
13229YÅ«waku-sha chuckles
13230Richard Welkins: "...."
13231"I don't want to see anyone like that."
13232YÅ«waku-sha keeps twiddling her fingers "So...would it please you if I said what you wanted me to say then?"
13233Richard Welkins brightens up a little. "Yes very much so."
13234YÅ«waku-sha: "I'll say it but I'd like to request something"
13235Richard Welkins: "What?"
13236YÅ«waku-sha: "Could you kiss me like you did before~?"
13237Richard Welkins pulls his collar as he looks out towards the rest of the room. "I..well...uhhhh"
13238YÅ«waku-sha: "We can do it somewhere more private if you'd like~"
13239Richard Welkins: "...."
13240"There's nowhere really...private here."
13241YÅ«waku-sha pulls a small string as some blinds cover the cage "The candle girl installed it after a while~"
13242Richard Welkins: "O-Oh."
13243YÅ«waku-sha stands up "Pretty please~?"
13244Richard Welkins: (are the curtains on the outside or something)
13245YÅ«waku-sha: (ye)
13246Richard Welkins: "There's not a whole lot of room in here..."
13247YÅ«waku-sha: "Master~"
13248YÅ«waku-sha gets real close to you "Quit stalling~"
13249Richard Welkins pushes her against one of the walls and holds his face inches from hers. "Not a word to anyone."
13250YÅ«waku-sha nods
13251Richard Welkins pulls her body close to his before ravaging her mouth.
13252YÅ«waku-sha holds him close as she moans, locking her leg with his
13253after like 30 seconds, you separate yourself from her as she's panting
13254YÅ«waku-sha: "Think...I need...some new pants..."
13255Richard Welkins: "How is that....that doesn't sound normal."
13256YÅ«waku-sha licks her lips "Pay no mind to that"
13257YÅ«waku-sha raises her hand in oath "I will not offer my body to anyone, even my master, unless the other party and I have sworn an oath to each other in a covenant of marriage."
13258Richard Welkins sighs in relief. "Thank you."
13259YÅ«waku-sha: "Now master..."
13260"Would you like to marry me~?"
13261Richard Welkins leans his head back against the door.
13262Richard Welkins: "I should've guessed you'd say that."
13263Richard Welkins slides down until the's sitting on the groud,
13264Richard Welkins: (lmao he's)
13265"That's...not something you can just ask willy nilly."
13266YÅ«waku-sha: "Then what would it take for you to marry me master?"
13267Richard Welkins: "I can't answer that right now."
13268"I'm not ready for that kind of responsibility."
13269YÅ«waku-sha: "hmmm"
13270"Then what do you like in a woman master?"
13271YÅ«waku-sha smiles
13272Richard Welkins scoots over and pats the ground next to him.
13273YÅ«waku-sha sits next to him as she leans on him
13274Richard Welkins: "I'm not too sure myself if I'm honest with you."
13275"Maybe I'm just thinking too intricately on something that really isn't that complicated, I dunno."
13276YÅ«waku-sha: "It's okay"
13277Richard Welkins: "I do find a woman who holds herself properly and with decorum extremely attractive though."
13278"Dresses modestly, sets goals, treats others warmly."
13279Richard Welkins puts an arm around her.
13280Richard Welkins: "What do you like in a man?"
13281YÅ«waku-sha: "hmmmm"
13282"The kind that's like my master~"
13283"But the kind that's really forceful as well"
13284Richard Welkins: "Should've guessed you'd say that too."
13285Richard Welkins laughs
13286YÅ«waku-sha chuckles "I can't help it master~"
13287YÅ«waku-sha: "The day you kissed me you made me realize that I it's not my purpose to dominate people"
13288"I just enjoy being dominated~"
13289"Being told what to do"
13290"To be treated as a mere peon"
13291Richard Welkins: "...."
13292YÅ«waku-sha keeps smiling as she turns red "Is that too weird?"
13293Richard Welkins: "I-I'm not sure."
13294"But I believe you have a higher purpose than....that..."
13295YÅ«waku-sha: "like~?"
13296Richard Welkins: "Things you're good at."
13297Richard Welkins raises his hand. "That don't involve seduction or anything romantic."
13298YÅ«waku-sha chuckles "But master. at the end of the day you've said it yourself haven't you?"
13299YÅ«waku-sha: "I'm not real"
13300"At least not as real as you or your friends"
13301"Just a figment of imagination of my former master"
13302"So I ask this, why should I aim for a loftier goal, when I could be enjoying my present at it's fullest?"
13303Richard Welkins: "....I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by that."
13304YÅ«waku-sha smiles "oh don't be sorry master, it's quite alright"
13305YÅ«waku-sha: "But you should understand that even if what I feel and experience are very real to me, the amount of reality that I have is limited"
13306"Considering that the only thing that exists is this ever-expanding hall and the completely empty plains that the candle girl has created"
13307"So why shouldn't I serve the purpose for which I was created? it's not like there's much of a future for anyone in this hall, wether they admit it or not"
13308YÅ«waku-sha chuckles
13309Richard Welkins: "The fact that it is so limited only makes it more important."
13310"You shouldn't think of it as, 'I was lucky enough to have this thing, I should get everything out of it now while I can and live for the moment' and instead 'I was lucky enough to be given this, I should respect it and care for it."
13311YÅ«waku-sha smiles "But I wonder. what if this is my true calling?"
13312YÅ«waku-sha: "Not all purposes have to be great or noble"
13313"Life's rewards are subjective after all"
13314"Someone living as a whore and a thief could be as happy and fulfilled as the king itself~"
13315Richard Welkins: "Is it good just because they enjoy it?"
13316"That doesn't carry much weight."
13317YÅ«waku-sha: "It may not"
13318"But I don't see myself becoming president of the crimson hall anytime soon"
13319YÅ«waku-sha chuckles "Or become anything more than a shopkeeper at best"
13320Richard Welkins: "Even so."
13321"I'm your master, and I believe you have more to offer than you let on."
13322YÅ«waku-sha smiles "well how about this"
13323YÅ«waku-sha: "I shall try to achieve your aspirations as long as you try to bring me to your world"
13324Richard Welkins: "I...."
13325"I'm hesitant to make a promise like that, if I'm not sure it's even possible."
13326YÅ«waku-sha: "It's all right then"
13327"Then how about I become your wife?"
13328"Much simpler goal"
13329YÅ«waku-sha curls up and smiles
13330Richard Welkins: "I-I-I..."
13331Richard Welkins turns towards her.
13332Richard Welkins: "A-Again th-that's not something you can just.."
13333YÅ«waku-sha: "Well, Master, I believe it's a suitable reward for such a lofty goal~"
13334Richard Welkins: "We've known each other only a very short time, I don't even know your name..."
13335YÅ«waku-sha chuckles "I don't have a name master"
13336YÅ«waku-sha: "I'm not real remember?"
13337Richard Welkins: "W-Well..I suppose not..."
13338"I don't like the sound of....that."
13339"A nameless....unreal...wife..."
13340"S-Sorry..."
13341"I don't mean to keep calling you not real..."
13342YÅ«waku-sha: "If I admit it then it's not so bad isn't it"
13343YÅ«waku-sha chuckles
13344Richard Welkins: "I-I know but..."
13345"Even if you say that, it doesn't sound nice to say."
13346"And once you enter this room, you start developing your own soul...so I don't know if it's easy to say if you all in here aren't that different from people in the real world."
13347YÅ«waku-sha: "Well I suppose you could be right on that"
13348"But what if even if my soul truly grew and I still wanted you master, and I'd have become the girl that you've wanted this whole time"
13349"Would you take me? even if we'd in different worlds?"
13350Richard Welkins: "That's....not easy to answer."
13351"At all."
13352YÅ«waku-sha: "Of course not"
13353"But it's quite the romantic question is it not?"
13354YÅ«waku-sha smiles warmly
13355Richard Welkins: "Y-Yeah."
13356"But marriage is an extremely huge commitment, if not the biggest."
13357YÅ«waku-sha: "Then should we leave it as a "perhaps" then?"
13358Richard Welkins scratches his hair with both his hands. "It still sounds wrong, asking you do all that just for that chance."
13359YÅ«waku-sha: "It'd give me a purpose don't you think"
13360Richard Welkins: "I think you should live a more noble life because it is just good to do so, not for me, for you."
13361YÅ«waku-sha smiles "Considering that there's not much purpose in this world"
13362YÅ«waku-sha: "Do you know what the candle girl does in her spare time?"
13363"She organizes the shop"
13364"And counts the stock over and over again"
13365"The lizard girl just keeps making weapons and stockpiles them, waiting for you to buy them"
13366"And the armor girl just works out in her own gym"
13367"And while it's a very nice goal to have, we both know she keeps herself in shape because it's the only thing she knows about"
13368YÅ«waku-sha keeps smiling "No matter how you cut it, everyone in here exists for you and your friends"
13369YÅ«waku-sha: "So why shouldn't my goal be for your sake?"
13370"You're the reason me and all the others exists, well except for candle girl perhaps"
13371Richard Welkins: "You're making too much sense."
13372"I was expecting this to be difficult, but not this complicated."
13373YÅ«waku-sha chuckles "life itself is quite difficult"
13374YÅ«waku-sha: "Perhaps this is part of my soul evolving as well?"
13375Richard Welkins: "That's likely."
13376YÅ«waku-sha: "Don't get me wrong I still want you to [REDACTED] me~"
13377"that's still not changing~"
13378"Oh but"
13379"After marriage of course~"
13380Richard Welkins: "...."
13381YÅ«waku-sha laughs
13382Richard Welkins coughs. "Well were you to set your goals to some of those things, you'd be deserving of a man better than I."
13383YÅ«waku-sha: "Don't sell yourself short master~"
13384"I am part of madame Kolin's psyche after all"
13385"I know a good man when I see it"
13386Richard Welkins: "W-What.."
13387YÅ«waku-sha: "Nothing master"
13388"forget I said anything~"
13389YÅ«waku-sha chuckles as she gives you a peck in the lips
13390YÅ«waku-sha stands up "Well I suppose I should start finding a purpose right about now shouldn't I?"
13391Richard Welkins stands up with her.
13392YÅ«waku-sha: "Perhaps Candle girl shall help man a shop suitable for my skillsets"
13393"God knows this world is sorely lacking in shops for you and your friends to buy stuff in it~"
13394Richard Welkins laughs.
13395YÅ«waku-sha: "Perhaps I could start with a name?"
13396Richard Welkins: "Oh my bad..."
13397"How about..."
13398"Okaji?"
13399Okaji: "Seems like a good name master"
13400Okaji leaves the cage as Serafina looks at you both
13401Serafina: "You finished?"
13402Richard Welkins: "Hopefully."
13403Serafina sighs "Good"
13404Serafina smiles "Anyways! would you like to buy something?"
13405Serafina: "Gwen's saying she'll have more stock tomorrow"
13406Richard Welkins turns towards Gwen. "Really?"
13407Guinevere nods
13408Guinevere: "new veponz"
13409"more dedly zan before"
13410Richard Welkins: "Sounds good."
13411Richard Welkins turns back towards Sera. "Two drinks please."
13412Serafina nods as she serves up two drinks
13413Richard Welkins passes one to Okaji.
13414Okaji: "Why thank you master~"
13415Richard Welkins nods as he cracks his open and drinks
13416and so you both have a nice sippy
13417Kale (GM): didya rike it
13418Jazz: rolling d11
13419(
1342010
13421)
13422= 10
13423it was ok
13424Kale (GM): is Ninja thot now on the competition
13425Jazz: when did i say she wasnt
13426Kale (GM): yeah but I assume she was on the last place next to pre-lesbo sammy
13427Jazz: sure
13428Kale (GM): also
13429Dick confirmed she's real
13430therefore she stole his virgin lips
13431Jazz: nope
13432Kale (GM): ayup
13433Jazz: nope
13434Kale (GM): yup
13435Jazz: she's not real yet
13436Kale (GM): making excuses huh :^)
13437didn't even protest for the kiss
13438Jazz: what
13439Kale (GM): just accepted it the moment there weren't any more excuses
13440Jazz: he did what had to be done
13441just like the first time :^^^^^)
13442Kale (GM): uh huh
13443this one's harder to explain to Kolin :^)
13444Jazz: explain what
13445Kale (GM): the kiss
13446Jazz: the what?
13447:^^)
13448Kale (GM): >Kolin and Dick get married
13449>Dick kisses her the same way he kissed the ninja on wedding day
13450truly shameless
13451Jazz: why would he do that
13452Kale (GM): because you can't erase the past
13453and he knows he mouthraped a girl with his consent
13454Jazz: yeah well
13455what else could he do
13456Kale (GM): say no
13457and used his powers as master
13458Jazz: uh huh
13459i know you
13460that wouldnt be allowed to happen
13461Kale (GM): who knows
13462Jazz: i do
13463Kale (GM): you're not me
13464Jazz: but i know you
13465Kale (GM): what do you think would have happened then genius
13466Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
13467(
1346871
13469)
13470= 71
13471rolling 4d20!
13472(
134735
13474+
1347519
13476+
1347710
13478+
1347918
13480)
13481= 52
13482Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
13483(
1348419
13485+
1348613
13487+
134889
13489+
134905
13491)
13492= 46
13493rolling d420
13494(
13495395
13496)
13497= 395
13498Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
13499(
13500335
13501)
13502= 335
13503rolling 4d20
13504(
135052
13506+
1350715
13508+
1350912
13510+
135115
13512)
13513= 34
13514Silica Gimmes: rolling d420
13515(
13516167
13517)
13518= 167
13519rolling 4d20
13520(
1352114
13522+
135234
13524+
1352516
13526+
135279
13528)
13529= 43
13530Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
13531(
135326
13533+
135344
13535+
1353619
13537+
135383
13539)
13540= 32
13541rolling d420
13542(
135435
13544)
13545= 5
13546May 21 Monday
13547you're back to school as Abel has started his mission on stealing the pictures
13548class goes as usual except for the absence of Sammy, Danielle is there though
13549Monte Miyamoto: (uh oh)
13550Richard Welkins: (it's fine)
13551(white girls fuck rats)
13552Kale (GM): (But then he can't marry his senpai)
13553(That is, Silica)
13554Richard Welkins: (pitch blacked)
13555Monte Miyamoto: (she's busy thirsting after Moe and Dick's big dick energy)
13556apart from that class just goes on as normal
13557do you do anything after class?
13558Shinobu Hisakawa: (try to find abel)
13559Monte Miyamoto: (worry about women)
13560Shinobu Hisakawa: (what else)
13561Richard Welkins: (wait for abel at the park ye)
13562Monte Miyamoto: (but ye, find ratboy)
13563you go to wait for Abel at the park, however he's not there
13564Shinobu Hisakawa: (sammy figured it all out with her ESP)
13565Kale (GM): (Yeah)
13566(Incredibly weird huh)
13567Shinobu Hisakawa: (so you sayin we gotta kill her)
13568(instead of danielle)
13569(or in addition to danielle)
13570Kale (GM): (How about you vent your jealousy with Moe)
13571(instead of innocent whores)
13572Shinobu Hisakawa: (>innocent)
13573Richard Welkins: (does she actually have retard esp)
13574Kale (GM): (yeah)
13575Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah she got so many STDs they turned into psychic powers)
13576Kale (GM): (Lesbo powers)
13577Richard Welkins: (yeah cause we weren't directly thinking "i hope ratboy can get these pictures from this room" :^)
13578(couldn't have figured out SHIT :^) )
13579Monte Miyamoto: (it's true)
13580Kale (GM): (Guess you'll have to ask her)
13581Shinobu Hisakawa: (ask her what)
13582Kale (GM): (If she has retard ESP powers)
13583Richard Welkins: (ask her with these gifted hands)
13584Monte Miyamoto: (even if she did)
13585(that's a contested roll :^))
13586Kale (GM): (Then clearly it isn't ESP powers :^) )
13587Richard Welkins: "Shouldn't take this long.."
13588Shinobu Hisakawa: "You think he went in late?"
13589Monte Miyamoto: "They were at school right?"
13590Shinobu Hisakawa: "Danielle was."
13591"I didn't see her handler."
13592Monte Miyamoto: "Oh no..."
13593Shinobu Hisakawa: "You don't think she caught him, do you?"
13594Monte Miyamoto: "I do."
13595Richard Welkins: "Or at the very least she's keeping watch."
13596"And he can't get in."
13597Shinobu Hisakawa: "How would she know, though?"
13598Richard Welkins: "Don't know if she does."
13599"Could just be home for some reason."
13600Monte Miyamoto: "I can't imagine she saw us because I never directly looked and Dick would have seen if either of them was looking out way."
13601Shinobu Hisakawa: "So what do we do?"
13602Monte Miyamoto: "I really don't know."
13603"We can't act too quickly or it would be obvious."
13604Richard Welkins: "Wait a bit longer I suppose.'
13605Monte Miyamoto: "Could get some ice cream while we wait."
13606Richard Welkins: "I'm good."
13607Shinobu Hisakawa: "Man, what kind of mess did we get dragged into?"
13608Monte Miyamoto: "The kind of messes our parents don't like talking about."
13609and so you have ice cream, however Abel doesn't appear at all
13610May 22 Tuesday
13611Shinobu Hisakawa: (uh)
13612(I don't think they just go home after he doesn't show up)
13613Kale (GM): (Oh well my bad)
13614Richard Welkins: (what else ya gonna do)
13615(go break into their house)
13616Shinobu Hisakawa: (I dunno)
13617Monte Miyamoto: (Can't really do anything yet)
13618Kale (GM): (ye)
13619class goes like usual, this time Sammy and Danielle attending
13620Shinobu Hisakawa: (they killed and ate the rat)
13621Richard Welkins: (whores make do)
13622Monte Miyamoto: (they have him aids)
13623(gave*)
13624Sammy Donovan texts Shinobu "Meet me at Little Sabaku at midnight in Fue Lee street. bring those that you involved. I have a deal that will benefit us both"
13625Shinobu Hisakawa: (you mean she'll puke him out)
13626(so is it after class already)
13627Sammy Donovan: (During class)
13628Shinobu Hisakawa mutters under her breath. "What the fuck?"
13629Sammy Donovan gives you a side glance as she keeps studying
13630Shinobu Hisakawa: (clearly not human)
13631(needs to be euthanized)
13632Richard Welkins: (>not human)
13633(so)
13634(you?)
13635Sammy Donovan: (smoked)
13636Shinobu Hisakawa: (not human in the broad sense)
13637later after class you all meet together
13638Shinobu Hisakawa shows everyone the text. "I don't even know how."
13639Monte Miyamoto: "So I guess that's what that feeling was about...but how?"
13640Richard Welkins: "That probably means he's alright at the least."
13641Shinobu Hisakawa: "It's creepy."
13642"I always thought there's something off about her."
13643Richard Welkins: "I guess we don't have much choice do we?"
13644Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah, I guess not."
13645Monte Miyamoto: "I don't like it but it can't be helped."
13646Sammy Donovan: (So you go visit her?)
13647(Anything else you'd like to do or just head straight to that?)
13648Monte Miyamoto: (well we need Silica of course)
13649Richard Welkins: (on the phone :^) )
13650Sammy Donovan: (I suppose we'll wait)
13651Silica Gimmes: (jus b.e. urself)
13652Richard Welkins: (les go then)
13653Monte Miyamoto: (ye)
13654Sammy Donovan: (Was eating some mashed potatoes)
13655Silica Gimmes: (did you do the mash)
13656Sammy Donovan: (It was leftover from yesterday)
13657Silica Gimmes: (was it a smash?)
13658Shinobu Hisakawa: (did you add tartar)
13659Sammy Donovan: (It was smashing)
13660(No but I did add some extra cheese)
13661Silica Gimmes: (so wait, was it au gratin)
13662(or mashed potatoes you threw cheese on top of)
13663Sammy Donovan: (latter)
13664you head to little sabaku as you see Sammy with a small safe, smoking a cigarette in the neon sky
13665Sammy Donovan looks at you as she starts walking into an alley
13666Silica Gimmes: "Ugh."
13667Shinobu Hisakawa: "At least she's actually here."
13668Silica Gimmes: "50/50 chance we get jumped."
13669Shinobu Hisakawa: "I figure as much."
13670"Stay sharp."
13671you follow her as there's no one to jump you, just her and the safe
13672Sammy Donovan offers a cigarette "Want one?"
13673Monte Miyamoto: "No thanks."
13674Shinobu Hisakawa: (of course anybody who would jump us wouldn't be immediately visible)
13675Richard Welkins shakes his head
13676Sammy Donovan: "Alright then"
13677Sammy Donovan pats the safe "I suppose the Doppel is yours"
13678you hear Abel's sounds muffled by the metal box
13679Silica Gimmes: "He's not a pet."
13680Sammy Donovan: "Well he is a criminal"
13681"Breaking and entering is a crime"
13682Shinobu Hisakawa: "So is blackmail."
13683Sammy Donovan: "Yes well once you find the evidence you can put me in jail"
13684"That is if there's someone willing to listen to you"
13685Shinobu Hisakawa: (we're shortening the legal process straight to the execution)
13686"What do you want?"
13687Sammy Donovan: "Something that'll benefit us both"
13688Monte Miyamoto: (>when you're talking to the son of the Detective General and talking as if the police won't listen to him)
13689Sammy Donovan: "I'll give you the doppel as well as the pictures, deleting everything about them"
13690Shinobu Hisakawa: (she's a dumb whore though)
13691Sammy Donovan: "And in exchange well..."
13692"You owe me one, simple as that"
13693Shinobu Hisakawa: "I don't imagine it's that simple."
13694Silica Gimmes frowns.
13695Sammy Donovan: "Not going to force you to do a crime or something damning of course"
13696"Nobody would accept that"
13697"But I know that you four are extremely competent. even if no one else believes it"
13698Richard Welkins: "I don't think our reputation's that bad."
13699Sammy Donovan: "Of course not, but you do have a hidden reputation"
13700Shinobu Hisakawa: "Not from you, apparently."
13701Sammy Donovan: "Not a lot is hidden from me"
13702Shinobu Hisakawa: (getting the superbug opened her third eye)
13703Sammy Donovan puts the safe on the floor "So, how about it?"
13704Sammy Donovan: "Or I can just deliver him to the police"
13705"Doppelgangers are easy to incriminate"
13706Shinobu Hisakawa: "You're gonna have to be more specific as to what you would expect of us."
13707Sammy Donovan: "Well, I can't read the future"
13708Shinobu Hisakawa: "You sure make some good guesses, though."
13709Sammy Donovan: "Guesses?"
13710"I have Morrigan's phone wired"
13711Shinobu Hisakawa: (a lot of effort)
13712"Well, I guess I didn't think of that."
13713Sammy Donovan puts her hands in her pockets "A healthy dose of paranoia goes miles"
13714Shinobu Hisakawa: "Not committing crimes in the first place even further."
13715Sammy Donovan: "Oh right, I forgot you four like to stand atop the rest in your pedestal"
13716"Do not worry, I won't ask for anything that might endanger your moral high standing"
13717Richard Welkins: "Yeah yeah let it all out."
13718Shinobu Hisakawa: "Odd way to pronounce being a decent person."
13719"But I guess you have something prepared to make sure we can't say no."
13720"So if the others are in agreement, fine."
13721Sammy Donovan: "And here I thought not seeing your lackey go to jail was enough for you to agree"
13722"But I guess he's not enough of a "decent" person to receive your help"
13723Shinobu Hisakawa: (she literally just said she agrees though)
13724Richard Welkins: "Get on with it."
13725Sammy Donovan slides the safe towards you with her foot "Password is 3412"
13726Silica Gimmes: (keeping the safe tbh)
13727Richard Welkins enters the code.
13728Shinobu Hisakawa: (so we can keep her head in it later)
13729(kept alive with magic of course)
13730Abel Villa jumps out as he hugs Silica "I-I-I-I'm sorry!"
13731Shinobu Hisakawa: "It's not your fault."
13732Monte Miyamoto: "Thanks. Saved yourself a lot of trouble."
13733Silica Gimmes: "Ah!"
13734Shinobu Hisakawa: (are the photos inside too)
13735Sammy Donovan: (Ye)
13736Shinobu Hisakawa picks up the photos
13737they're not pretty
13738Silica Gimmes looks surprised and a little embarrassed.
13739lots of compromising positions
13740Shinobu Hisakawa: "So that's what you do."
13741Silica Gimmes looks over at the pics.
13742Silica Gimmes: "Saucy stuff."
13743Shinobu Hisakawa: (but I mean)
13744Sammy Donovan: "I don't do anything"
13745Shinobu Hisakawa: (why is him fucking a thot incriminating)
13746Sammy Donovan: "Just take the pictures"
13747(You assume it's him just fucking a thot)
13748Shinobu Hisakawa: (well you didn't specify)
13749Sammy Donovan: (Cause it's better off not specifying)
13750Shinobu Hisakawa: (then give the general idea)
13751(how is it incriminating)
13752Sammy Donovan: (Him doing shit that would ruin his life in general)
13753Richard Welkins: (really wants every detail on these pics of a young boy)
13754(hmmmmmmmmm)
13755Sammy Donovan: (yeah)
13756(what a weirdo)
13757Shinobu Hisakawa: (I mean I just don't understand what makes it incriminating)
13758(did he stick a banana up his ass)
13759Sammy Donovan: (Okay then)
13760Monte Miyamoto: (diaperfur)
13761Shinobu Hisakawa: (that one thing from yakuza 2)
13762(adult nursery)
13763Sammy Donovan: (Pics of him getting fucked by older men, snorting cocaine, and other creepy shit)
13764Shinobu Hisakawa: (so he's a homo too)
13765(I show no love for homo thugs)
13766"Almost considering giving those back to you."
13767Monte Miyamoto: (how pathetic)
13768Silica Gimmes: "It's always the quiet ones."
13769Monte Miyamoto: (letting old men fuck him in the ass for just the possibility of glimpsing some coochie)
13770Sammy Donovan raises an eyebrow "I have no need for him anyways"
13771Sammy Donovan: "He's about to break and I'd prefer not having a suicide case pinned on me"
13772Shinobu Hisakawa: "Why do it then?"
13773Sammy Donovan: "Because his father owns Bolivars Banks"
13774Shinobu Hisakawa: (so a toilet paper factory?)
13775Sammy Donovan: "Control the son, control the father"
13776Richard Welkins: "We done here?"
13777Sammy Donovan: "We're done here"
13778Shinobu Hisakawa: "Ugh."
13779Shinobu Hisakawa walks off first.
13780Sammy Donovan: "You can tell him the pictures are gone"
13781Shinobu Hisakawa: (nah she's delivering them straight to him)
13782(and staring him in the eyes)
13783Sammy Donovan: (woah)
13784Silica Gimmes: "Let's get out of here."
13785Abel Villa keeps dangling from Silica as you all start to leave "I-I-I thought it'd be easy! but she was waiting for me with a revolver!"
13786Abel Villa starts to tear up a little "A-a-and she told me who I was working with b-but I stayed silent all the way!"
13787Abel Villa: "B-b-but now I'm not gonna get paaaaaiiiid!"
13788Richard Welkins starts walking away before he stops and turns around.
13789Richard Welkins: "Extort all the money in the world."
13790"It'll never earn you daddy's attention."
13791Silica Gimmes: (damn)
13792Shinobu Hisakawa: (cause he's dead)
13793Richard Welkins continues walking.
13794Richard Welkins: (i hope so)
13795Shinobu Hisakawa: (brb)
13796Silica Gimmes: "Don't worry about it. I always thought Danielle was the mastermind."
13797"I guess it's both of them."
13798Sammy Donovan: "You could use a little less yourself, unless dressing up as a girl is your idea"
13799Richard Welkins waves as he continues walking off. "Exactly what you're into though."
13800Sammy Donovan: "Whatever you say buddy"
13801Sammy Donovan keeps smoking in the alley as you all leave
13802Monte Miyamoto follows Richard with a shrug
13803Abel Villa keeps dangling from Silica "C-c-can I at least get enough gold for food?"
13804Shinobu Hisakawa: (bag)
13805"Don't worry, we'll give you some money."
13806Abel Villa brightens up "Y-you will?!"
13807Shinobu Hisakawa: "You did your best. We weren't expecting her to be waiting for you."
13808Abel Villa: "Alright!"
13809Abel Villa walks next to Silica
13810Silica Gimmes: "What... what is with those pictures? I thought people just joked about doing stuff like that."
13811Shinobu Hisakawa: "I dunno."
13812"Glad I didn't hang out with him."
13813Monte Miyamoto: "I'm just not gonna ask."
13814Shinobu Hisakawa: "But a shame I thought that she was worth giving a chance."
13815Silica Gimmes: "I told you."
13816Shinobu Hisakawa: "Should warn Marie not to associate with her."
13817Abel Villa: "Who's Marie?"
13818Shinobu Hisakawa: "A friend from our school."
13819Silica Gimmes: "She has a big cross on her."
13820"And uh, skates?"
13821Abel Villa: "Nope, never heard of her"
13822Richard Welkins: (why do hoes gotta be so mad a boy is prettier than them)
13823Silica Gimmes: (when do we go on thot patrol)
13824Shinobu Hisakawa: (I mean moe could send word to his dad to have the cops investigate)
13825Abel Villa: (He could do that)
13826Silica Gimmes: (and risk abel getting sent to jail)
13827(willing to bet she recorded him breaking/entering)
13828(unlike us, who have no proofs)
13829Shinobu Hisakawa: (well murder is always an option)
13830Silica Gimmes: (but then we're lowering ourselves to the thots)
13831Monte Miyamoto: (so we put them in stocks and chains?)
13832Richard Welkins: (ye)
13833Silica Gimmes: (now that's an idea)
13834"We've gotta do something about those two."
13835Shinobu Hisakawa: "Would love to, but what?"
13836Silica Gimmes: "Dunno. They're obviously careful."
13837"Devious. Yeah."
13838"That's the word."
13839Monte Miyamoto: "Well there's illegally tampering with a phone for starters."
13840Silica Gimmes: "Bet she makes him destroy the phone or something. Or she has a patsy."
13841Monte Miyamoto: "Probably, but unless they knew what was coming they still have all that blackmail material at their house."
13842Shinobu Hisakawa: "Abel, did you find the photos, or did she find you first?"
13843Abel Villa: "S-she found me first"
13844Shinobu Hisakawa: "So we don't know if they're keeping them at home."
13845Silica Gimmes: "You know... I'm starting to think this was all a part of her plan."
13846"I mean, she didn't just happen to skip school that day."
13847Richard Welkins: "No doubt it is, but we just have to go along for now."
13848Shinobu Hisakawa: "I mean, she had his phone bugged, so she knew I was aware of what's going on."
13849Silica Gimmes: "She's going to ask us to do something weird."
13850Shinobu Hisakawa: "But how did she make the connection between that and Abel trying to take the photos on that particular day?"
13851Monte Miyamoto frowns "She probably just assumed it was us and thinks this is us incriminating ourselves."
13852Abel Villa: (skip to the next day then?)
13853Richard Welkins: (sure)
13854May 23 Wednesday
13855it's back to school as Sammy acts like nothing has happened
13856after class you're doing your own business as you get approached by Marie
13857Marie Antoniette Sullivan walks up to you while eating a melon cake "What's up"
13858Monte Miyamoto: "Not much, yourself?
13859Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I'll be hanging out with Sammy after school"
13860"Apart from that, not much"
13861Shinobu Hisakawa: "About that..."
13862Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "What is it?"
13863Monte Miyamoto: "Has she maybe tried getting you to do anything weird?"
13864Silica Gimmes: (are you a carpet muncher)
13865Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "No, not really"
13866"in fact quite the opposite"
13867"She continually stops anyone that tries asking me to do anything I don't like"
13868Richard Welkins: (cuz even tho shes a whore she sees da good in marie and values her in dat way and wishes she could b like dat)
13869Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (The power of Christ guards her from evil)
13870Silica Gimmes: (sure thing)
13871Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Too bad in this world everyone thinks god is gay)
13872Richard Welkins: (black woman crying.gif)
13873Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "If you want you can join"
13874Marie Antoniette Sullivan smiles "I'd be happy to have more friends join"
13875Silica Gimmes: "No thanks. I try to avoid those two."
13876Richard Welkins: "Not exactly on good terms with her considering the whole Silica thing y'know"
13877Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Ah right"
13878"Sorry"
13879Marie Antoniette Sullivan scratches her head "She doesn't seem that kind of girl to me..."
13880Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Maybe she redeemed herself?"
13881Marie Antoniette Sullivan smiles "Everyone can be forgiven in the eyes of the lord"
13882Monte Miyamoto: "I'm not too sure about that. Maybe she's just gotten used to wearing another face."
13883Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "...maybe's that"
13884"Though then, which face is the real face?"
13885Silica Gimmes: (the one that was staring down Moe as she humped her girl toy)
13886Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Thieves steal because they have to"
13887Shinobu Hisakawa: "Maybe some do."
13888Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Perhaps she has to be the kind of person she is for a reason?"
13889Shinobu Hisakawa: (cool compassion but she's still a thot)
13890Monte Miyamoto: "I guess, I don't know enough to say either way."
13891Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Please forgive her)
13892(She's a nice and naive girl)
13893"Well, I hope that if she's ever forgiven, then you'll have it in your heart to forgive her as well"
13894Marie Antoniette Sullivan smiles "Anyways"
13895Marie Antoniette Sullivan finishes the melon cake "I'll be going now"
13896Monte Miyamoto: "Later."
13897Marie Antoniette Sullivan leaves
13898after a while Richard gets a message from Evelyne "I think I found something"
13899"Please meet me as soon as it is possible for you to do so"
13900Silica Gimmes: (uh oh)
13901(ancient not-maya ruins time)
13902Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (No actually)
13903Richard Welkins: (a stone mask huh)
13904Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Prision time)
13905Richard Welkins: (intriguing)
13906Richard Welkins responds. "Okay, see you soon."
13907"o/ bye bye o/"
13908Richard Welkins: (what the fuck is that)
13909Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (hand waving)
13910Richard Welkins: (zoomer as fuck)
13911Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (The o is the head)
13912Richard Welkins: (30 year old woman typing like a 15 year old)
13913Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (She's trying to relate to young people)
13914Shinobu Hisakawa: (how do you do fellow kids)
13915Silica Gimmes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
13916Richard Welkins chuckles lightly at the text.
13917Monte Miyamoto: "Huh?"
13918Richard Welkins: "Oh, Evelyne said she might've found something and that we should head over there when we can."
13919Monte Miyamoto: "Oh. You think we should maybe go now?"
13920Silica Gimmes: "Might as well do it now, class is over."
13921Richard Welkins: "Alrighty then."
13922you head to the library as pleasantly enough there's one or two customers buying
13923Evelyne bows "thank you for coming"
13924Evelyne looks at all of you as she bows
13925Monte Miyamoto waves "No thanks necessary."
13926Evelyne: (She was saying to the customers lmao)
13927Richard Welkins: (lmfao)
13928Evelyne is perplexed for a few seconds before chuckling "All right then, would you like some coffee?"
13929Richard Welkins: "Yes please."
13930Evelyne nods as she goes up to the attic
13931Evelyne serves coffee for everyone as she takes a briefcase and a bunch of notebooks with papers stapled on it and mutliple archives
13932Evelyne opens the briefcase to show that it's actually an extremely old laptop as she types her password on it
13933Evelyne: "I'd believe it'd be good to get right into business shouldn't we?"
13934Richard Welkins nods as he takes a drink.
13935Evelyne: "I started investigating more on the curse as well as the school itself"
13936"And well I here's some of the things I found"
13937Evelyne holds some archives "First off, some strange paychecks granted to the Sisters of hope school"
13938Evelyne: "13 years ago 6 yearly paychecks of 20 million gold each were given to school by an anonymous benefactor"
13939Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's a lot of money."
13940Evelyne: "However he was being represented by the Kids for Education foundation"
13941Richard Welkins: (the jews were still active at the time)
13942(finally the connections begin)
13943Evelyne: "This money was used to create much of school grounds however"
13944"if you consider the costs of all the materials used and contractors paid in average. there's about 40 to 50 million gold that theoretically should remain unspent"
13945"There's also another connection"
13946"One year before the donation was made, in a PR move E.M.S Inc. also donated to this foundation"
13947"The lump sum they donated? 120 million gold"
13948Shinobu Hisakawa: "So it was a front."
13949Evelyne: "It's all speculation"
13950Shinobu Hisakawa: "So what happened to the rest of the money?"
13951Richard Welkins: (some nice boats)
13952(few summer mansions)
13953Evelyne: "Well, officially the money was completely spent in the upgrade of the school"
13954Silica Gimmes: (hookers and blow)
13955Evelyne: "They didn't stop remodelation"
13956Richard Welkins: (kek)
13957Evelyne: "So they could easily explain that it was completely spent"
13958Silica, E.M.S Inc is your parent's corporation
13959Silica Gimmes looks kind of nervous, but stays quiet.
13960Evelyne: "That's...that's one"
13961Evelyne looks slightly dizzy "Excuse me for a second"
13962Evelyne takes a glass of water as she comes back, taking a sip from it "Been feeling slightly under the weather for a while"
13963Shinobu Hisakawa: "Are you okay?"
13964Evelyne: "Just homesickness"
13965Shinobu Hisakawa: (she got pregnant from kissing richard)
13966Richard Welkins: (fuck)
13967Evelyne: "All the time cooped up in here"
13968Richard Welkins: (world citizen)
13969Evelyne: (Fuck I meant to say Cabin Fever)
13970(You get the idea)
13971Richard Welkins: (fucking lmao
13972Evelyne: "Rarely go out these days"
13973"Anyways the second thing of note"
13974"Officially it is unknown who were the ones that started the ritual"
13975"After all, it's only an urban legend"
13976"But I started checking the yearbooks of that year, see if there was any discrepancies"
13977Richard Welkins: (we can find out if we look in the mirror and yell nightmare 5 times)
13978Evelyne: "20 years ago, year the supposed curse took place"
13979"3 students in class 3-A the classroom where the curse happened ended up quitting school. Alfred Garland, Ai Hanayama, and Michelle Donovan"
13980Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow really makes you think)
13981Evelyne: "One year later another student quit school. Ronald Urrutia"
13982"he was from that class as well"
13983Richard Welkins: (Donovan huh)
13984Shinobu Hisakawa: (more arguments for killing the thot)
13985(just to be sure)
13986Evelyne: "And he ended up working with E.M.S as a manager for the research team"
13987"There is a connection between E.M.S and the school"
13988Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess it makes sense a big fancy school like that would have some rich backer."
13989Evelyne starts bleeding from her nose slightly "I believe I can find more if I investigate properly"
13990Shinobu Hisakawa: "Especially if they deal in magic, so they can hire talent from the students."
13991"Hey."
13992Richard Welkins: "Uh.."
13993Shinobu Hisakawa: "You're bleeding."
13994Evelyne: "hmm?"
13995Richard Welkins: "Evelyne?"
13996"Your nose,"
13997Evelyne notices the drops "Oh, I'm terribly sorry"
13998Shinobu Hisakawa: "Are you sure you're alright?"
13999Silica Gimmes: (didn't even see dick shirtless)
14000Shinobu Hisakawa: "...You haven't been overworking yourself for our sake, have you?"
14001Evelyne covers her nose "Yes, like I said. just simply under the weather the past week or so"
14002Monte Miyamoto starts to look at her "Maybe you should see a healer."
14003Evelyne: "And it's not just for your sake, but mine as well"
14004Evelyne chuckles "I don't have enough money to see a healer, I barely got enough to pay my pills"
14005Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, Moe knows some healing magic."
14006"He helped me out."
14007Evelyne smiles "Well...If it will make your mind at ease, then go ahead"
14008Shinobu Hisakawa: (no public healthcare under the lich I see)
14009(bad look)
14010Monte Miyamoto: "It would."
14011Evelyne: "Although I can assure you a nosebleed will not kill me"
14012Evelyne chuckles
14013Shinobu Hisakawa: "It definitely won't help you."
14014Monte Miyamoto: "Maybe not, but it could have a serious cause."
14015Evelyne: "Well, after this then"
14016"I'd rather not lose the train of thought"
14017Shinobu Hisakawa: "So this E.M.S. is some big magic company, isn't it?"
14018"Heard of it I think."
14019Silica Gimmes: "Well, they're not THAT big."
14020Evelyne: "A Research firm, yes"
14021Richard Welkins: "And all the money was poured into the school after the curse happened right?"
14022Shinobu Hisakawa: (silica downplaying her ojou-sama origins)
14023Evelyne: "While it was given to them after the curse, it was years after the fact"
14024Shinobu Hisakawa: "And was the company involved with the school before that?"
14025Richard Welkins: "So the remodeling wasn't to cover anything up?"
14026Evelyne: "No, the company had no involvement with the school, and while I can't answer your question Richard"
14027"It doesn't seem that anything that we know of was covered up"
14028"The classroom still stands"
14029"And it seems possible to "use" it considering your abilities"
14030Shinobu Hisakawa: "So..."
14031"The ritual happens."
14032"Three students quit school."
14033"Then a bit later another one quits and gets hired by E.M.S."
14034"And some years later, E.M.S. wires a lot of money to the school."
14035Evelyne nods
14036Shinobu Hisakawa: "Maybe this ritual resulted in something the company was interested in?"
14037Evelyne: "It can be assumed, however if so, then why hasn't the company made a move with the ritual?"
14038"Surely the classroom would have been covered up"
14039Monte Miyamoto: "Maybe the company isn't the one making the move."
14040Shinobu Hisakawa: "Also, you said one of the students was called Donovan, right?"
14041Evelyne nods "that is correct"
14042Monte Miyamoto: "Wizards who start dabbling in curse magic tend to try keeping it hidden in one way or another."
14043Shinobu Hisakawa: "Did you find anything on her?"
14044"Cause we have a student in our class who has the same surname."
14045"And she's uh..."
14046Evelyne: "What I found was extremely common"
14047Shinobu Hisakawa: "Unique."
14048Evelyne: "Lived as a bank teller for years"
14049"Moved to Sabaku"
14050"As far as I know, she's still living in there"
14051Shinobu Hisakawa: "Nothing about family?"
14052Evelyne: "I haven't investigated that deep"
14053"Surnames can be common between strangers"
14054Shinobu Hisakawa: "It could be a coincidence, but maybe there's something."
14055"If it was 20 years ago, she could be her daughter."
14056Evelyne chuckles "I once met a man that had the De'beurgec surname"
14057Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hmm...."
14058"You checked yearbooks, right?"
14059"They have photos there."
14060Evelyne nods
14061Shinobu Hisakawa: "Maybe they look similar."
14062Evelyne: "Well, the pictures are in black and white"
14063"But um..."
14064Shinobu Hisakawa: (can still tell a fair bit)
14065Evelyne takes out a polaroid picture with the yearbook on it
14066Evelyne: "I had to take a picture as I couldn't take the book with me"
14067"Here she is"
14068Evelyne shows the picture of a woman....there's a slight resemblance...mostly the eyes
14069Shinobu Hisakawa looks at the others. "Somewhat similar, isn't she?"
14070Shinobu Hisakawa: "Can't say for sure though."
14071Monte Miyamoto: "Sort of."
14072Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, I'm not gonna go and ask."
14073Monte Miyamoto: "Something tells me none of us would get a real answer after earlier."
14074Shinobu Hisakawa: "From the way she said how she knows about our 'talents' it sounded like she has an idea of what's going on."
14075"I don't like that."
14076"If she really is related to this woman, that would make a lot of sense, though."
14077Monte Miyamoto: "But then whats her role?"
14078Shinobu Hisakawa shrugs.
14079Richard Welkins: "Inside person who won't draw attention?"
14080"Being a student makes that rather easy."
14081Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, maybe she's not directly involved, but knows a fair bit."
14082Richard Welkins: "Was gonna say that."
14083Evelyne: "I feel like you shouldn't jump to conclusions without solid evidence"
14084Shinobu Hisakawa: "Don't worry, we're not gonna go up to her just like that."
14085Richard Welkins: "We wouldn't know what to do if we had evidence."
14086"No need to worry."
14087Shinobu Hisakawa: "In fact I'd rather steer clear of her in general."
14088"She's involved in some nasty stuff even without the curse."
14089Evelyne: "Well, I wish you good luck on that..."
14090"There's more to investigate but I think for now we're...."
14091"...we're..."
14092"We're finished"
14093Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh..."
14094Silica Gimmes: "Oi, you okay?"
14095Evelyne blinks for a few times as she pinches her brow "Y-yeah"
14096Monte Miyamoto: "You donj't have to put on a stoic act for us."
14097Evelyne: "Perhaps I should see a healer"
14098"Though, that'd put me in the red again"
14099Shinobu Hisakawa: "At least let Moe take a look."
14100Evelyne: "Of course, please"
14101"Go ahead"
14102Evelyne goes to sit on a nearby chair with no table obstructing it
14103Monte Miyamoto: (watch this set of 1s)
14104Monte Miyamoto White Magic
14105ATK (5) 3 3 6 5 5
14106DX 0
14107END 10
14108Healer 2
14109you start healing her as best as you can
14110Evelyne takes a few deep breaths "Thanks"
14111Shinobu Hisakawa: (he can't cure her being a christmas cake)
14112(not with magic anyway)
14113(that's a job for dick)
14114Evelyne: (Not Chrismas cake)
14115(Full on MILF)
14116(Or at least Ex-MILF)
14117Silica Gimmes: (you mean a job for Dick)
14118Shinobu Hisakawa: (a job for dick's richard)
14119Monte Miyamoto: (so what's actually wrong with her tho)
14120Evelyne: (You got no idea)
14121(But you're healing some of it)
14122the nose bleeding stops and you can see her regaining some composure
14123Monte Miyamoto: (>healing what you don't know)
14124Evelyne: (The basic stuff)
14125(No nose bleed)
14126(No Headache)
14127(Removing Dizzyness)
14128(The underlying shit beneath that is beyond you though)
14129Monte Miyamoto: "Just, uh, take it easy I guess."
14130Evelyne: "I'll try"
14131"Though I don't think it's available for me to take it easy"
14132Monte Miyamoto: "I'm not entirely sure what's wrong, but you should take any symptoms seriously before they become obvious for dire reasons. That's all."
14133Evelyne: "I guess I'll save up for a visit"
14134Shinobu Hisakawa: (we helped her get customers and she still broke as shit?)
14135Evelyne: (Pills yo)
14136(Blame big Pharma)
14137Monte Miyamoto: "Well I can always keep trying to help. With any luck, more treatments will help me figure it out."
14138Evelyne: (And she was in debt)
14139Silica Gimmes: (will evelyne snap one day and initiate the kristallnaucht)
14140Evelyne: (Plenty of the money was on going back to black)
14141Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah)
14142(she'll start with bourgies like silica)
14143Evelyne: "Thank you"
14144(Please we have a better way to call them)
14145(Jews)
14146Silica Gimmes: (oy vey)
14147Shinobu Hisakawa: (but silica has no nose)
14148(is that why she's a disappointment)
14149Evelyne: (ye)
14150(Can't smell the gold)
14151"I think that's all..."
14152"Oh, perhaps I should give you my number, so that we can contact each other?"
14153Silica Gimmes: "Well, okay"
14154Shinobu Hisakawa: (they say that sammy is an uncertain connection but she's one of the two leads they got out of this)
14155Monte Miyamoto: "Sure thing."
14156Evelyne takes out her phone as she pokes it with her index finger, putting on her glasses while she does
14157it's a shitty brick cellphone
14158Evelyne: "Um...here's the number"
14159(Actually scratch that)
14160(It's a not!blackberry)
14161Shinobu Hisakawa: (blueberry)
14162Evelyne: (ye)
14163Silica Gimmes: (strawberry)
14164(made out of real straw)
14165Richard Welkins: (darkfruit)
14166you exchange numbers as Evelyne sits there
14167Evelyne: "I guess that's it, thank you for coming"
14168Shinobu Hisakawa: "Thanks for the hard work."
14169Monte Miyamoto: "Please don't overdo it."
14170Evelyne: "Of course, it's the least I could do"
14171"I can't join you in the front lines"
14172"So I should at least support you from behind"
14173Silica Gimmes: (i bet dick wants to give her something from behind)
14174Richard Welkins: (yeah)
14175Evelyne texts Richard without the others knowing "Please stay here for a while, I'm tired"
14176Richard Welkins: (fucking LOL)
14177Silica Gimmes: (ho ho ho)
14178Richard Welkins: (how does silica do it)
14179Shinobu Hisakawa: (she writes it)
14180Richard Welkins: (you finna)
14181Silica Gimmes: (this is all her fanfic)
14182Richard Welkins: (ayo hol up)
14183Shinobu Hisakawa: (she got heaven's door)
14184Richard Welkins: (so who's the real GM here)
14185Silica Gimmes: (uh oh)
14186Evelyne: (Plot twist)
14187(I'm Godot)
14188(And Godot's Kale)
14189Shinobu Hisakawa: (so you be sayin godot is fat cause he eats tartar)
14190Evelyne: (ye)
14191Shinobu Hisakawa: (exposed)
14192Silica Gimmes: (i dunk my mcdonald's in it)
14193(i can't stop)
14194Richard Welkins: (making two roll20 accounts was a lot of work for this)
14195(and running them both)
14196Silica Gimmes: (wait a minute, i'm not admitting to being kale)
14197(i don't jerk it to underage)
14198Evelyne: (anyways)
14199"If you need anything else, please don't hesitate to call"
14200"Especially if you find a lead"
14201Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sure."
14202Monte Miyamoto: "The same goes to you, if you need any more healing."
14203Evelyne nods
14204Evelyne: "I'll go back to manning the shop then, have a nice day"
14205Silica Gimmes waves as she leaves.
14206Richard Welkins heads down with them but sticks around looking through the bookshelves
14207after a while it's just you and Evelyne
14208Evelyne: "..."
14209Evelyne just hugs you "I've had a stressful week..."
14210Richard Welkins: (TOO MANY GIRLS)
14211(richie's gonna flup
14212Evelyne: (somebody stop this man)
14213Richard Welkins: (flip)
14214Shinobu Hisakawa: (at least the thot ninja just wants to fuck him)
14215(the other two use him as an emotional crutch)
14216Silica Gimmes: (so when are you founding the mormon church of fantasy land)
14217Richard Welkins: (right about now)
14218Shinobu Hisakawa: (he's joseph smith)
14219Richard Welkins stands still for a moment out of surprise before hugging her back.
14220Shinobu Hisakawa: (the virgin rabbit: frets over which oni to choose)
14221(the richad: gets all 3 girls)
14222(and one of them isn't even real)
14223Evelyne: "The price for the pills got up. and I don't think they're working that well anymore"
14224Richard Welkins: (took one girl from the subconscious of another one just to have another girl)
14225Shinobu Hisakawa: (2 for 1)
14226Richard Welkins: "And you said visiting a doctor again for new ones isn't going to fit in the budget for a while right?"
14227Evelyne shakes her head
14228Evelyne: "At least not with me working as a store clerk"
14229"...I've been having...troubling thoughts lately, clearly the pills losing their grip on me"
14230"They're thoughts I'd rather not have..."
14231Shinobu Hisakawa: (jus b urself)
14232Richard Welkins: (have you tried turning the thoughts off and back on again)
14233Richard Welkins hugs her tighter. "I don't know if it's much, but would would you like to go out sometime?"
14234Richard Welkins: "Err..I-I mean like outside..cause you mentioned being cooped up in here."
14235Richard Welkins voice trails off a bit.
14236Evelyne stays still as she chuckles "I'd love to"
14237Monte Miyamoto: (Kale putting Dick and Moe in compromising situations by forcing them to pick which suicidal girl to reject)
14238Richard Welkins scratches his hair. "Yeah okay, just uh, let me know when you're free to do stuff."
14239Richard Welkins: (who's the 2nd)
14240Monte Miyamoto: (Kolin)
14241Richard Welkins: (kolin was only sad about her sister tho)
14242(I doubt that's still significant)
14243Evelyne smiles and nods "Very well"
14244and so you got a hot date with Evelyne
14245May 24 Thursday
14246Richard Welkins: (no no it's just a friendly outing)
14247Monte Miyamoto: (so in other words, he's presenting us with choices then going "btw this one wants to die")
14248Richard Welkins: (kek)
14249you're minding your own business at class as you start hearing a voice in your head
14250Guinevere: "Hello?"
14251Richard Welkins: (you know what that means moe)
14252(you have to become suicidal
14253Guinevere: "Zis zing on?"
14254Silica Gimmes: (moshi moshi, silica desu)
14255Serafina: "Gweeen you gotta be more charismatic!"
14256Guinevere: "Nu stock in!"
14257"vuy nu vepons"
14258"many nu vepons"
14259"hav one dat iz chainzaw zword"
14260Silica Gimmes: (okay)
14261Richard Welkins: (b)
14262Monte Miyamoto: (Moe's daydreaming level has increased once more)
14263Guinevere: "plz come!"
14264"bye bye!"
14265Serafina: "So yeah"
14266"Just wanted to say that"
14267"Have a good day!"
14268hangs up
14269the class goes as usual as you reunite with each other as usual
14270Silica Gimmes: "Did anyone else get an ad in their head?"
14271Richard Welkins: "You too huh?"
14272Monte Miyamoto: "Yep."
14273Shinobu Hisakawa: "Not really well timed."
14274Monte Miyamoto: "Why was it during something important?"
14275Serafina: (Interrupted her scheduled bunny dick daydreaming)
14276Richard Welkins: "Nice to know when things start changing I guess."
14277"Was unexpected though."
14278Monte Miyamoto: "A little."
14279Serafina: (So do you visit the hall)
14280Monte Miyamoto: (guess so)
14281Silica Gimmes: "Hey, is the rapey lady not as rapey now?"
14282Richard Welkins: "Huh?"
14283"Oh, hopefully."
14284Silica Gimmes: "I guess I'll go."
14285Richard Welkins: "Her name's Okaji by the way."
14286Silica Gimmes: "Okra for short."
14287"I like it."
14288Richard Welkins: "What"
14289Silica Gimmes: "Her name sounds like okra."
14290Richard Welkins: "Uh, okay."
14291Monte Miyamoto: "I don't get it."
14292Richard Welkins: "I don't think there's anything to get."
14293Silica Gimmes pouts. "I thought it was funny..."
14294Monte Miyamoto: "Maybe next time."
14295Richard Welkins: (les go
14296you head into the store as thankfully Okaji is more modestly dressed
14297Okaji: "Welcome master~"
14298Silica Gimmes goes to visit Penny.
14299Monte Miyamoto sighs "Well that's some improvement at least."
14300Penelope perks up "Hey Boss!"
14301Penelope: "How's it going?"
14302Richard Welkins: "Come on, have a little faith in me at least."
14303Shinobu Hisakawa: (I'm gonna go to bed if there's no more plot)
14304Silica Gimmes: "Just checking in... the new girl hasn't done anything weird to you, right?"
14305Penelope: (Well)
14306(There's stuff you could buy)
14307Shinobu Hisakawa: (I can buy it after the fact)
14308Penelope: (Fine then)
14309"...Well no"
14310Penelope whispers "But she's really annoying"
14311Penelope: "At least until Master visited"
14312Richard Welkins: (i got a name)
14313Penelope points at Richard
14314Monte Miyamoto: "If anything, I'm saying I'm surprised she hasn't changed more already."
14315Penelope: "Oh Master, oh master"
14316"Everything she talks about, 24/7"
14317"At least I keep my desires checked"
14318Richard Welkins: "So you're saying you have even less faith in me."
14319"You wound me."
14320Silica Gimmes: "As long as she isn't doing anything weird."
14321Penelope: "No, nothing weird"
14322Silica Gimmes: "Good."
14323Penelope: "You'll protect me if she steals my virginity right boss?"
14324Silica Gimmes nods.
14325Silica Gimmes: "Ohhhh, I've got an idea."
14326Monte Miyamoto: "No, I'm saying I had faith she would have at least dropped the 'master' thing."
14327Silica Gimmes: "Maybe she just needs to blow off steam?"
14328Monte Miyamoto: "The clothes are a good start though.'
14329Silica Gimmes: "Try to get her to use the gym."
14330Richard Welkins: "I don't think the master thing is going away."
14331Penelope: "She doesn't pay boss"
14332Richard Welkins: "Get used to it."
14333Penelope: "She's got no money"
14334"And no money no service"
14335Silica Gimmes: "Make her a towelgirl!"
14336Penelope scratches her chin "...maybe.."
14337Silica Gimmes: "Like cleaning the equipment. Bringing water."
14338Penelope nods "That could work"
14339Monte Miyamoto: "In the end it's not me who has to get used to it."
14340Richard Welkins: "Of course not, but you're gonna be hearing it."
14341Serafina pokes from the counter "Hey guys! Whaddya buying?"
14342Richard Welkins turns towards Okaji and pats the top of her head.
14343Monte Miyamoto: "Oh? Got plans you haven't told Kolin about?"
14344Silica Gimmes: "Do the other use the gym?"
14345(others)
14346Okaji "Thanks master"
14347Okaji smiles as she gets patted
14348Penelope: "The Ogre and the rabbit use it every now and then"
14349Penelope grumbles "nobody pays for my fitness course though"
14350Silica Gimmes frowns.
14351Silica Gimmes: "Well, how much is it?"
14352Penelope lights up
14353Richard Welkins: "You been hanging around Silica lately? Implanting ideas that Kolin and I are an item or something?"
14354Penelope: "Here's the courses boss!"
14355Silica Gimmes: "Well, the next time we have to go save someone, I'll stop by."
14356"And I might drag the other with me."
14357Silica Gimmes winks.
14358Penelope: "Alright!"
14359"T-thanks boss you're the best!"
14360Silica Gimmes nods solemnly in agreement.
14361Monte Miyamoto: "Really she's the one with the idea as far as I could tell from how mad she got about that kiss."
14362Silica Gimmes walks over to Moe and Dick. "You guys are using the gym next time we have to do a battle."
14363Richard Welkins: "Well, there's a little more nuance to it than tha-"
14364Guinevere taps the table as she stands behind the counter of her workshop
14365Monte Miyamoto: "Huh?"
14366Guinevere: "Any voment now"
14367Richard Welkins: "Don't think we forgot Gwen, just a minute."
14368Silica Gimmes: "She needs customers, and it's beneficial. AND she might put Okaji to work."
14369"Put her mind on something other than dick."
14370Guinevere: (>dick)
14371Richard Welkins: (yeah, richard)
14372Guinevere: (You mean Silica's coochie)
14373Richard Welkins: ( :^^^^^) )
14374Silica Gimmes: (ho ho ho)
14375Richard Welkins: (no, okaji's mind)
14376Guinevere: (Ah)
14377(Then yes, Dick's dick)
14378Richard Welkins shrugs. "Alright."
14379Monte Miyamoto: "Alright, fine."
14380Silica Gimmes gives Penny a thumbs up.
14381Penelope gives a thumbs up back
14382Richard Welkins turns towards Gwen's outlet and walks towards it.
14383Guinevere: "Yez, come vuy vepons"
14384Guinevere shows off the new stock
14385Richard Welkins: "Woah"
14386"That time spent making weapons all day really pays off huh?
14387Guinevere nods "Oh yez"
14388Monte Miyamoto: "Wowie. Floating swords."
14389Silica Gimmes peeks out from behind the two guys. "Is the armor heavy?"
14390Richard Welkins: "Shame I'm ever so short on gold for these."
14391Guinevere: "Oh no"
14392"Quite Light"
14393Richard Welkins: "Won't be but another week or so before I can afford em though."
14394Guinevere: "Perhapz"
14395"A loan?"
14396Silica Gimmes slams 250g on the counter. "I want the full set of armor."
14397Richard Welkins: "Well, I don't want to have my pockets completely empty for the next week and a half."
14398"I'll probably need some."
14399Guinevere: "Very well"
14400"Any color?"
14401"Dezign?"
14402Silica Gimmes fiddles her fingers. "I dunno."
14403Monte Miyamoto: "I'll be waiting for another week or so too. Can't afford to go around with empty pockets for a month."
14404Silica Gimmes: (armor acts as defense, right)
14405Richard Welkins: (no)
14406(reduces DX of attack)
14407Guinevere: (It reduces attacker's DX by one)