· 7 years ago · Nov 29, 2018, 08:38 AM
1var Surges = {
2 "0001": "1d10 of caster's fingers turn to stone ",
3 "0002": "1d100 bees swarm harmlessly around the caster for several weeks ",
4 "0003": "1d100 sparkling motes dance about the caster's head until dawn ",
5 "0004": "1d100% of caster's body turns to iron for that many rounds ",
6 "0005": "1d12 ducklings identify the caster as their mother ",
7 "0006": "1d4 of caster's fingers move from his left hand to his right hand ",
8 "0007": "1d4 of caster's limbs are as durable as steel ",
9 "0008": "1d4 of caster's limbs are covered in fish scales ",
10 "0009": "1d4 of caster's limbs are invisible ",
11 "0010": "1d8 of caster's primary orifices seal shut ",
12 "0011": "3d10 harmless lumps as big as walnuts cover the caster's body ",
13 "0012": "3d10 quarts of olive oil pour from caster's ears ",
14 "0013": "4d6 non-functioning eyes appear on the caster's face and head ",
15 "0014": "A 100 yard radius around caster's home is stripped of vegetation ",
16 "0015": "A 2d6 foot radius around caster sinks as many feet into the earth ",
17 "0016": "A basement's been installed in caster's home while he's been away ",
18 "0017": "A close friend of the caster is an assassin hired to kill him ",
19 "0018": "A distant but powerful army declares war on the caster ",
20 "0019": "A drop of the caster's blood can purify 1d4 gallons of water ",
21 "0020": "A family of skunks has taken up residence in the caster's home ",
22 "0021": "A fast-growing oak sprouts beneath the caster's home ",
23 "0022": "A foot-long steel bar runs completely through the caster's thigh ",
24 "0023": "A geyser temporarily erupts from one of the caster's pockets ",
25 "0024": "A glowing orb hovers over caster's head while he's invisible ",
26 "0025": "A great wind blows the caster 1d100 yards in a random direction ",
27 "0026": "A group of necromancers take an interest in the caster's skeleton ",
28 "0027": "A group of scholars think the caster's a visitor from the future ",
29 "0028": "A hen's egg tumbles out of each of the caster's ears ",
30 "0029": "A huge balloon shaped like the caster drifts past overhead ",
31 "0030": "A kill-on-sight order has been issued for the caster kingdom-wide ",
32 "0031": "A large haystack falls from the sky onto caster ",
33 "0032": "A large oak sprouts from one of the caster's pockets ",
34 "0033": "A length of chain now runs completely through the caster's torso ",
35 "0034": "A life-sized statue of caster appears nearby, made of cheese ",
36 "0035": "A magical blast detonates at caster's location, but he's unharmed ",
37 "0036": "A mound of snow falls onto caster and buries him up to his chest ",
38 "0037": "A page falls out of caster's spellbook each time it's opened ",
39 "0038": "A skeleton mimics caster, exactly duplicating his movements ",
40 "0039": "A small fountain wells up in the caster's home ",
41 "0040": "A strong net falls from the sky and entangles the caster ",
42 "0041": "A swirl of rainbows accompanies any spell cast by caster ",
43 "0042": "A tornado picks caster up and deposits him atop the nearest house ",
44 "0043": "After a horrifying tragedy, caster squanders the world's goodwill ",
45 "0044": "After each spell, a lighted cigar appears in caster's mouth ",
46 "0045": "After each spell, a pebble falls from each of caster's ears ",
47 "0046": "After each spell, ants seem to course from the caster's eyes ",
48 "0047": "After each spell, caster accuses someone nearby of impropriety ",
49 "0048": "After each spell, caster appears astonishingly ugly for 1d4 turns ",
50 "0049": "After each spell, caster appears to be decomposing ",
51 "0050": "After each spell, caster appears to be made of pure ice ",
52 "0051": "After each spell, caster appears to be utterly insane ",
53 "0052": "After each spell, caster applauds himself ",
54 "0053": "After each spell, caster begs someone nearby not to kill him ",
55 "0054": "After each spell, caster berates someone standing nearby ",
56 "0055": "After each spell, caster briefly appears to be a rotting corpse ",
57 "0056": "After each spell, caster briefly appears to be on fire ",
58 "0057": "After each spell, caster briefly appears to bleed from his eyes ",
59 "0058": "After each spell, caster briefly looks like a photo negative ",
60 "0059": "After each spell, caster briefly seems to be of the opposite sex ",
61 "0060": "After each spell, caster briefly sees fire all around him ",
62 "0061": "After each spell, caster briefly thinks that he's choking ",
63 "0062": "After each spell, caster can sense secret doors for 1d4 rounds ",
64 "0063": "After each spell, caster can't be magically healed for one hour ",
65 "0064": "After each spell, caster can't traverse a doorway for 1d10 rounds ",
66 "0065": "After each spell, caster dances like a honeybee ",
67 "0066": "After each spell, caster experiences a burning sensation ",
68 "0067": "After each spell, caster feels ants crawling all over him ",
69 "0068": "After each spell, caster feels compelled to wash his hands ",
70 "0069": "After each spell, caster feels completely alone and isolated ",
71 "0070": "After each spell, caster feels distractingly hungry ",
72 "0071": "After each spell, caster feels overwhelmingly dizzy ",
73 "0072": "After each spell, caster feels transcendent euphoria ",
74 "0073": "After each spell, caster forgets everyone's name for one hour ",
75 "0074": "After each spell, caster forgets his name for one hour ",
76 "0075": "After each spell, caster glows with infernal radiance ",
77 "0076": "After each spell, caster growls like a rabid dog ",
78 "0077": "After each spell, caster has a brief vision of some distant land ",
79 "0078": "After each spell, caster has a strong craving for twigs and bark ",
80 "0079": "After each spell, caster is 5% likely to be stricken mute ",
81 "0080": "After each spell, caster is 25% likely to turn briefly invisible ",
82 "0081": "After each spell, caster is 30% likely to lose his balance ",
83 "0082": "After each spell, caster is 60% likely to flap his arms ",
84 "0083": "After each spell, caster is afraid of his own name ",
85 "0084": "After each spell, caster is as hairy as an ape for one hour ",
86 "0085": "After each spell, caster is base AC zero for 1d4 rounds ",
87 "0086": "After each spell, caster is bathed in an otherworldly green light ",
88 "0087": "After each spell, caster is blind in one eye for one hour ",
89 "0088": "After each spell, caster is grief-stricken for 1d10 rounds ",
90 "0089": "After each spell, caster is hopelessly drunk for 1d4 rounds ",
91 "0090": "After each spell, caster is immune to bludgeons for 1d4 rounds ",
92 "0091": "After each spell, caster is immune to missile fire for one round ",
93 "0092": "After each spell, caster is intensely magnetic for 1d8 rounds ",
94 "0093": "After each spell, caster is matte black for 1d4 rounds ",
95 "0094": "After each spell, caster is suddenly facing True North ",
96 "0095": "After each spell, caster is wracked by existential horror ",
97 "0096": "After each spell, caster looks like a cadaver for 1d4 rounds ",
98 "0097": "After each spell, caster makes short, barking cries ",
99 "0098": "After each spell, caster oozes sweet-smelling oil for 1d4 rounds ",
100 "0099": "After each spell, caster polymorphs very briefly ",
101 "0100": "After each spell, caster reeks of alcohol for 2d6 rounds ",
102 "0101": "After each spell, caster salivates copiously ",
103 "0102": "After each spell, caster seems withdrawn and despondent ",
104 "0103": "After each spell, caster shakes like a rag doll for 2d4 seconds ",
105 "0104": "After each spell, caster shivers uncontrollably for 1d4 rounds ",
106 "0105": "After each spell, caster shrinks by 10d10% for 1d4 rounds ",
107 "0106": "After each spell, caster shrinks by 50% ",
108 "0107": "After each spell, caster smells strongly of turpentine ",
109 "0108": "After each spell, caster suffers brief visions of carnage ",
110 "0109": "After each spell, caster suffers disorienting vertigo ",
111 "0110": "After each spell, caster thinks that he's drowning ",
112 "0111": "After each spell, caster thinks that his clothes are on fire ",
113 "0112": "After each spell, caster trumpets like an elephant ",
114 "0113": "After each spell, caster vanishes very briefly vanishes ",
115 "0114": "After each spell, caster's clothes age 1d100 years ",
116 "0115": "After each spell, caster's clothes billow with green smoke ",
117 "0116": "After each spell, caster's eyes briefly double in size ",
118 "0117": "After each spell, caster's face looks 50 years older ",
119 "0118": "After each spell, caster's feet are covered with ash ",
120 "0119": "After each spell, caster's hair grows two inches ",
121 "0120": "After each spell, caster's hands display classic stigmata ",
122 "0121": "After each spell, caster's hands steam wildly ",
123 "0122": "After each spell, caster's head turns 360� at the neck, unharmed ",
124 "0123": "After each spell, caster's head turns invisible for 1d4 rounds ",
125 "0124": "After each spell, caster's heart pounds audibly ",
126 "0125": "After each spell, caster's left arm turns to stone for one hour ",
127 "0126": "After each spell, caster's spellbook throbs with deep red light ",
128 "0127": "After each spell, caster's Strength is halved for one hour ",
129 "0128": "After each spell, gravity briefly doubles for the caster ",
130 "0129": "After each spell, he giggles for 1d4-1 rounds ",
131 "0130": "After each spell, light shines from caster's mouth for 1d6 rounds ",
132 "0131": "After each spell, small lumps of ice fall from caster's nostrils ",
133 "0132": "After each spell, smoke hangs in the air about the caster ",
134 "0133": "After each spell, stones near the caster glisten with slime ",
135 "0134": "After each spell, sunlight is painful to caster for 1d4 rounds ",
136 "0135": "Alcohol has no effect upon the caster, but cheese is intoxicating ",
137 "0136": "All holy symbols within 100 yards bear the caster's image ",
138 "0137": "All of caster's clothing is colored safety orange ",
139 "0138": "All of caster's clothing is permanently moist ",
140 "0139": "All of caster's enemies with 100 yards vanish until dawn ",
141 "0140": "All of caster's fingers are as long as his middle finger ",
142 "0141": "All of caster's fingers are clear like glass ",
143 "0142": "All of caster's fingers double in thickness ",
144 "0143": "All of caster's fingers migrate to one hand ",
145 "0144": "All of caster's monetary wealth appears atop the nearest mountain ",
146 "0145": "All of caster's monetary wealth is revealed to be counterfeit ",
147 "0146": "All of caster's possessions age 1d1000 years ",
148 "0147": "All of caster's possessions are thrown 4d6 hours into the future ",
149 "0148": "All of caster's possessions have been seized by the government ",
150 "0149": "All trees within 100 yards form into a tight circle around caster ",
151 "0150": "All undead within 1d4 miles blame the caster for their undeath ",
152 "0151": "All undead within 1d4 miles race to the caster's current location ",
153 "0152": "All vegetation now within 10 miles is highly toxic to caster ",
154 "0153": "All vegetation now within 100 yards is invisible to caster ",
155 "0154": "All who meet caster are 50% likely to think he smells like manure ",
156 "0155": "All who meet caster are 60% likely to think he's a lycanthrope ",
157 "0156": "All who meet caster are 60% likely to think he's undead ",
158 "0157": "All within 10 yards of caster are sprayed with viscous ectoplasm ",
159 "0158": "All within 10 yards of caster attack him for 1d4 rounds ",
160 "0159": "Alternating pages of caster's spellbook are indestructible ",
161 "0160": "An accurate illusion of caster copies his movements one mile away ",
162 "0161": "An illusory statue of the caster stands at this spot for one year ",
163 "0162": "An image of caster's beating heart hovers in the nearest doorway ",
164 "0163": "An image of the caster's head hovers over his actual head ",
165 "0164": "An image the of caster's beating heart hovers over his head ",
166 "0165": "Any Abjurations currently affecting the caster are Dispelled ",
167 "0166": "Any armor that the caster is wearing right now shrinks by 80% ",
168 "0167": "Any armor that the caster is wearing right now vanishes forever ",
169 "0168": "Any arrow striking the caster disintegrates in 1d4 rounds ",
170 "0169": "Any arrow striking the caster inflicts equal damage on its archer ",
171 "0170": "Any attack-based spell cast by caster is 10% likely to affect him ",
172 "0171": "Any attack-based spell cast by caster is delayed 1d4 rounds ",
173 "0172": "Any attempt to change shape locks the caster into that new shape ",
174 "0173": "Any attempt to change shape makes the caster forget his true form ",
175 "0174": "Any attempt to change shape will age the caster 1d10 years ",
176 "0175": "Any attempt to change shape will be only partially successful ",
177 "0176": "Any attempt to change shape will cause the caster to take root ",
178 "0177": "Any attempt to change shape will leave his feet unchanged ",
179 "0178": "Any attempt to change shape will make the caster bald forever ",
180 "0179": "Any attempt to change shape will render the caster genderless ",
181 "0180": "Any attempt to change shape will shrink the caster by 2d10% ",
182 "0181": "Any attempt to change shape will teleport the caster 1d1000 miles ",
183 "0182": "Any attempt to change shape will teleport the caster to this spot ",
184 "0183": "Any attempt to change shape will turn him into 2d12 ducklings ",
185 "0184": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster inside-out ",
186 "0185": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a geranium ",
187 "0186": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a monkey ",
188 "0187": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a pelican ",
189 "0188": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a penguin ",
190 "0189": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a rabbit ",
191 "0190": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a shrubbery ",
192 "0191": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a snowman ",
193 "0192": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a toddler ",
194 "0193": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a troll ",
195 "0194": "Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a wax dummy ",
196 "0195": "Any attempt to read caster's mind reveals a homicidal maniac ",
197 "0196": "Any attempt to read caster's mind reveals an absolute void ",
198 "0197": "Any attempt to use rope inspires the caster to hang himself ",
199 "0198": "Any attempt to use rope leaves caster hopelessly entangled ",
200 "0199": "Any attempt to use rope leaves hideous welts on the caster's body ",
201 "0200": "Any blade that has drawn the caster's blood is invisible to him ",
202 "0201": "Any bread that caster bakes remains warm until it's eaten ",
203 "0202": "Any building that the caster enters appears to catch fire ",
204 "0203": "Any building that the caster enters ejects him forcefully ",
205 "0204": "Any clothing worn by caster is invisible to him while he wears it ",
206 "0205": "Any clothing worn by caster smells like carrion while he wears it ",
207 "0206": "Any coins in caster's possession are gold-plated ",
208 "0207": "Any coins in caster's possession become copper pieces ",
209 "0208": "Any coins now carried by caster are water-soluble for 1d4 weeks ",
210 "0209": "Any coins now carried by caster ignite and burn like tinder ",
211 "0210": "Any creature Summoned by caster emerges from his mouth ",
212 "0211": "Any creatures Summoned near caster are invisible to him ",
213 "0212": "Any creatures Summoned near caster immediately befriend him ",
214 "0213": "Any damage against caster is rolled twice, using the higher roll ",
215 "0214": "Any damage against caster is rolled twice, using the lower roll ",
216 "0215": "Any electricity-based magic used by caster discharges on him ",
217 "0216": "Any electricity-based magic used by caster reeks of ozone ",
218 "0217": "Any fire extinguished by caster rekindles itself 1d4 turns later ",
219 "0218": "Any fire-based spell used by caster has only 25% of normal range ",
220 "0219": "Any fires set by caster are invisible for 2d6 hours ",
221 "0220": "Any fires set by caster attract undead like moths to a candle ",
222 "0221": "Any fires set by caster jingle like wind chimes while they burn ",
223 "0222": "Any fires set by caster make those near it appear to be undead ",
224 "0223": "Any fires set by caster produce no heat ",
225 "0224": "Any fires set by caster produce no smoke ",
226 "0225": "Any fires set by caster whisper vague threats against him ",
227 "0226": "Any food now carried by caster combusts ",
228 "0227": "Any food now carried by caster is 10X as nutritious ",
229 "0228": "Any food now carried by caster is fused into glass ",
230 "0229": "Any food now carried by caster is sealed in airtight tin cans ",
231 "0230": "Any food now carried by caster is toxic to Dwarves ",
232 "0231": "Any food now carried by caster smells like carrion ",
233 "0232": "Any food now carried by caster turns to ice ",
234 "0233": "Any food now carried by caster turns to iron ",
235 "0234": "Any food now carried by caster turns to spun sugar ",
236 "0235": "Any gems in caster's possession are replaced by lumps of gelatin ",
237 "0236": "Any hammer thrown by caster returns to his hand one round later ",
238 "0237": "Any horse ridden by caster suffers no fatigue while he rides it ",
239 "0238": "Any intelligent weapons now carried by caster hate him forever ",
240 "0239": "Any intelligent weapons seen by caster look vaguely familiar ",
241 "0240": "Any magic currently affecting the caster is Dispelled ",
242 "0241": "Any magic currently affecting the caster is suppressed until dawn ",
243 "0242": "Any magic items owned by caster appear in a heap nearby ",
244 "0243": "Any magic items owned by caster are non-functional for 1d10 days ",
245 "0244": "Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are fireproof ",
246 "0245": "Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are forgeries ",
247 "0246": "Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are subtly tainted ",
248 "0247": "Any magical scrolls now carried by caster discharge spontaneously ",
249 "0248": "Any magical scrolls now carried by caster turn to steel ",
250 "0249": "Any metal object carried by caster is 90% transparent ",
251 "0250": "Any metal object carried by caster seems 10x its normal weight ",
252 "0251": "Any metal that caster is carrying turns to liquid like mercury ",
253 "0252": "Any missile fired at caster is 10% likely to explode when it hits ",
254 "0253": "Any missile fired at caster is at a -3 penalty to hit him ",
255 "0254": "Any missile fired by caster is 10% likely to vanish in flight ",
256 "0255": "Any missile shot by caster is destroyed by lightning mid-flight ",
257 "0256": "Any missile striking caster is 10% likely to be just an illusion ",
258 "0257": "Any mountain more than one mile from caster is invisible to him ",
259 "0258": "Any ranged spell used by caster seems to issue from his eyes ",
260 "0259": "Any ranged spell used by caster seems to issue from someone else ",
261 "0260": "Any rope currently carried by caster doubles in length ",
262 "0261": "Any rope currently carried by caster turns to braided gold wire ",
263 "0262": "Any rope that caster is now carrying becomes frictionless ",
264 "0263": "Any rope that caster is now carrying is soaked with lamp oil ",
265 "0264": "Any shield held by caster appears to be made of Swiss cheese ",
266 "0265": "Any shield held by caster appears to weigh 100 pounds ",
267 "0266": "Any shield held by caster gains a +1 bonus while he holds it ",
268 "0267": "Any shield held by caster is ethereal in the presence of weapons ",
269 "0268": "Any shield held by caster is impervious to magical fire ",
270 "0269": "Any spells cast by caster are accompanied by twinkling lights ",
271 "0270": "Any spells cast by caster upon himself have an undesirable effect ",
272 "0271": "Any spells cast by caster upon himself lapse after one round ",
273 "0272": "Any spells cast by caster within the last hour are negated ",
274 "0273": "Any spells caster now has memorized will fail when he casts them ",
275 "0274": "Any undead in the area attack the caster but ignore everyone else ",
276 "0275": "Any undead in the area flee from the caster for 2d10 rounds ",
277 "0276": "Any wood within 25 yards flies toward the caster for 1d10 rounds ",
278 "0277": "Any writing implement used by caster breaks, runs dry, etc. ",
279 "0278": "Anyone attempting to rob caster must tell him about it beforehand ",
280 "0279": "Anyone drinking a potion near caster looks like him until sunset ",
281 "0280": "Anyone drinking a potion shrinks by 50% for its duration ",
282 "0281": "Anyone in caster's presence can't employ Direction Sense ",
283 "0282": "Anyone in caster's presence thinks that he represents True North ",
284 "0283": "Anyone related to caster by blood is invisible to him ",
285 "0284": "Anyone slain by caster becomes invisible upon death ",
286 "0285": "Anyone trying to pick caster's pocket shrinks by 50% ",
287 "0286": "Anyone trying to scry the caster's whereabouts sees this location ",
288 "0287": "Anyone voluntarily struck by caster's magic resents him for it ",
289 "0288": "Anyone who knows caster's name gives him an offensive nickname ",
290 "0289": "Anyone who looks deep into caster's mouth risks insanity ",
291 "0290": "Anything caster drinks is 50% likely to fall from his mouth ",
292 "0291": "Anything written by caster appears as gibberish to everyone else ",
293 "0292": "Artifacts react unpredictably when caster attempts to use them ",
294 "0293": "Before each spell, caster must address someone who isn't there ",
295 "0294": "Before each spell, caster must anoint his head with water ",
296 "0295": "Before each spell, caster must bark like a dog for 2d6 seconds ",
297 "0296": "Before each spell, caster must bite a gold coin ",
298 "0297": "Before each spell, caster must blaspheme some god of chaos ",
299 "0298": "Before each spell, caster must claim that his shoes are too tight ",
300 "0299": "Before each spell, caster must claim to be invincible ",
301 "0300": "Before each spell, caster must clear his throat loudly ",
302 "0301": "Before each spell, caster must confess an embarrassing secret ",
303 "0302": "Before each spell, caster must confess that he's a charlatan ",
304 "0303": "Before each spell, caster must crack his knuckles ",
305 "0304": "Before each spell, caster must drop a gold coin to the ground ",
306 "0305": "Before each spell, caster must give himself permission to cast it ",
307 "0306": "Before each spell, caster must hold his breath for 1d10 seconds ",
308 "0307": "Before each spell, caster must ingest a pinch of dust ",
309 "0308": "Before each spell, caster must insult a close friend ",
310 "0309": "Before each spell, caster must invoke some monstrous entity ",
311 "0310": "Before each spell, caster must issue what sounds like a prophecy ",
312 "0311": "Before each spell, caster must light a small candle ",
313 "0312": "Before each spell, caster must make a new and improbable vow ",
314 "0313": "Before each spell, caster must make an embarrassing admission ",
315 "0314": "Before each spell, caster must pat himself on the head ",
316 "0315": "Before each spell, caster must pluck 1d6 hairs from his head ",
317 "0316": "Before each spell, caster must predict that he'll die by sunset ",
318 "0317": "Before each spell, caster must prick his finger with a rusty pin ",
319 "0318": "Before each spell, caster must profess a thirst for human blood ",
320 "0319": "Before each spell, caster must profess love for someone nearby ",
321 "0320": "Before each spell, caster must promise to change his name ",
322 "0321": "Before each spell, caster must remove one article of clothing ",
323 "0322": "Before each spell, caster must say 'Magic is my business.' ",
324 "0323": "Before each spell, caster must say 'My God, it's full of stars.' ",
325 "0324": "Before each spell, caster must say 'The prophecy is fulfilled.' ",
326 "0325": "Before each spell, caster must say 'This probably won't work.' ",
327 "0326": "Before each spell, caster must shed at least 1d4 tears ",
328 "0327": "Before each spell, caster must shout a different prime number ",
329 "0328": "Before each spell, caster must snap a twig or the like ",
330 "0329": "Before each spell, caster must speak a new and original rhyme ",
331 "0330": "Before each spell, caster must speak a new and relevant pun ",
332 "0331": "Before each spell, caster must speak ill of a good friend ",
333 "0332": "Before each spell, caster must tear one article of clothing ",
334 "0333": "Before each spell, caster must tie a knot in a piece of string ",
335 "0334": "Before each spell, caster must touch his eyes, ears, and nose ",
336 "0335": "Before each spell, caster must touch liquid water ",
337 "0336": "Before each spell, caster must trace a circle in the air ",
338 "0337": "Before each spell, caster must vow that this is his final spell ",
339 "0338": "Beneficial magic potions have an opposite effect upon the caster ",
340 "0339": "Bits of flesh fall from caster's body until he's a bare skeleton ",
341 "0340": "Blades seem extraordinarily dull while caster wields them ",
342 "0341": "Caster accidentally creates a virulent plague in his workshop ",
343 "0342": "Caster accuses his nearest ally of murdering him ",
344 "0343": "Caster acquires an exact copy of every non-magical thing he owns ",
345 "0344": "Caster acquires lycanthropy, but only in his left leg ",
346 "0345": "Caster acquires proficiency in some weapon that will never exist ",
347 "0346": "Caster addresses everyone he knows by his own name ",
348 "0347": "Caster adopts a habit of nightly self-flagellation ",
349 "0348": "Caster adopts a universally obscene gesture as his trademark ",
350 "0349": "Caster adopts bizarre rituals concerning the preparation of food ",
351 "0350": "Caster adopts fastidious standards of hygiene ",
352 "0351": "Caster adopts some unlikely animal as a kind of spirit totem ",
353 "0352": "Caster adopts some unlikely object as a kind of holy symbol ",
354 "0353": "Caster adopts the next religion he encounters for the first time ",
355 "0354": "Caster ages 1d10 years per hour until sunset tonight ",
356 "0355": "Caster ages 1d10 years/round for 2 turns, then reverts to normal ",
357 "0356": "Caster ages backwards 2d4 years over that many rounds ",
358 "0357": "Caster ages normally but forever retains his current appearance ",
359 "0358": "Caster ages one year per day spent on open water ",
360 "0359": "Caster ages one year per mile that he travels away from this spot ",
361 "0360": "Caster always appears healthy and wealthy ",
362 "0361": "Caster always appears sickly and destitute ",
363 "0362": "Caster always feels as if the temperature is what it is right now ",
364 "0363": "Caster always pays 10% more than the asking price ",
365 "0364": "Caster always sees his surroundings as misty and fog-shrouded ",
366 "0365": "Caster always thinks it's fifty degrees colder than it really is ",
367 "0366": "Caster always thinks that there's one more step in the staircase ",
368 "0367": "Caster and everyone else forgets and can't discern his age ",
369 "0368": "Caster and nearest intelligent weapon exchange personalities ",
370 "0369": "Caster and one nearby ally teleport to the caster's home ",
371 "0370": "Caster annoys everyone by insisting that he's ambidextrous ",
372 "0371": "Caster appears increasingly decrepit as the day wears on ",
373 "0372": "Caster appears to be a bare skeleton from the waist down ",
374 "0373": "Caster appears to be a bare skeleton from the waist up ",
375 "0374": "Caster appears to be at full health, no matter how badly injured ",
376 "0375": "Caster appears to be bleeding profusely whenever he's indoors ",
377 "0376": "Caster appears to be composed of translucent quartz ",
378 "0377": "Caster appears to be covered in ugly scales for one day each week ",
379 "0378": "Caster appears to be made of countless flesh-colored pebbles ",
380 "0379": "Caster appears to be made out of bricks until sunset tomorrow ",
381 "0380": "Caster appears to be of a different species while sleeping ",
382 "0381": "Caster appears to be of opposite sex while brandishing a shield ",
383 "0382": "Caster appears to be on fire while his spellbook is open ",
384 "0383": "Caster appears to be operating his body from a remote location ",
385 "0384": "Caster appears to be undead for one hour after each meal ",
386 "0385": "Caster appears to be undead while in the presence of undead ",
387 "0386": "Caster appears to be weathered like an ancient statue ",
388 "0387": "Caster appears to have a railroad spike jutting from his forehead ",
389 "0388": "Caster appears to have been carved from wood with an axe ",
390 "0389": "Caster appears to have been crafted out of clay by children ",
391 "0390": "Caster appears to have been torn apart and hastily reassembled ",
392 "0391": "Caster appears to shrivel like a raisin after each casting ",
393 "0392": "Caster appears translucent to anyone of the opposite sex ",
394 "0393": "Caster asks Elves if they can supply him with fudge cookies ",
395 "0394": "Caster ate the last of the rations that his party was carrying ",
396 "0395": "Caster ate two or three pounds of apple seeds this morning ",
397 "0396": "Caster attempts to drink every potion he sees ",
398 "0397": "Caster attracts undead in any town he enters ",
399 "0398": "Caster attracts zealous sycophants wherever he goes ",
400 "0399": "Caster automatically believes that his own illusions are real ",
401 "0400": "Caster awakens to find that the last 1d8 hours were only a dream ",
402 "0401": "Caster bears the birthmark of the lineage of powerful kings ",
403 "0402": "Caster becomes disturbingly frenetic until sunset ",
404 "0403": "Caster becomes flat as a sheet of parchment for 2d6 rounds ",
405 "0404": "Caster becomes increasingly simian as the days wear on ",
406 "0405": "Caster becomes invisible to anyone who successfully Charms him ",
407 "0406": "Caster becomes lost if he enters a cave by himself ",
408 "0407": "Caster becomes lost if he enters a forest by himself ",
409 "0408": "Caster becomes powerfully addicted to necromantic magic ",
410 "0409": "Caster becomes powerfully addicted to Chaos Bursts ",
411 "0410": "Caster becomes tightly stuck to the next chair in which he sits ",
412 "0411": "Caster becomes unconscious when he becomes invisible ",
413 "0412": "Caster becomes violently ill if he eats near a fire ",
414 "0413": "Caster becomes visibly anxious at the sight of holy water ",
415 "0414": "Caster begins aging backwards, one year per round ",
416 "0415": "Caster begins growing one inch per week ",
417 "0416": "Caster begins his conversations with an insulting comment ",
418 "0417": "Caster begins to resemble the next person who touches him ",
419 "0418": "Caster begins worshipping his spellbook with burnt offerings ",
420 "0419": "Caster believes that a nearby sheep is his polymorphed true love ",
421 "0420": "Caster briefly turns translucent after casting a spell ",
422 "0421": "Caster burns with homicidal rage whenever he's struck by magic ",
423 "0422": "Caster can alter his weight by up to 50% at will ",
424 "0423": "Caster can always sense his location relative to this location ",
425 "0424": "Caster can appear to be 50% fatter at will ",
426 "0425": "Caster can appraise gems by tasting them ",
427 "0426": "Caster can ask three questions of the next tree he touches ",
428 "0427": "Caster can assess the purity of any metal by tasting it ",
429 "0428": "Caster can be accurately described as 'frumious' ",
430 "0429": "Caster can be injured but not killed by any bludgeoning weapon ",
431 "0430": "Caster can be injured but not killed by any female creature ",
432 "0431": "Caster can be injured but not killed by any male creature ",
433 "0432": "Caster can be injured by fire, but it can't kill him ",
434 "0433": "Caster can be injured by metal weapons, but they can't kill him ",
435 "0434": "Caster can be injured normally but can only be slain by fire ",
436 "0435": "Caster can be injured normally but can only be slain by magic ",
437 "0436": "Caster can become invisible at will while he's knee-deep in snow ",
438 "0437": "Caster can become invisible while standing neck-deep in water ",
439 "0438": "Caster can breathe underwater, but he always smells like a fish ",
440 "0439": "Caster can carry any weight of books but only in his bare hands ",
441 "0440": "Caster can cause one creature near him to turn to iron ",
442 "0441": "Caster can cause one nearby person to age 1d10 years ",
443 "0442": "Caster can change the size of his ears at will ",
444 "0443": "Caster can conjure apples out of thin air, one at a time ",
445 "0444": "Caster can control any undead skeletons now within 100 yards ",
446 "0445": "Caster can detach either of his hands at will ",
447 "0446": "Caster can detach his head easily but dies if he does so ",
448 "0447": "Caster can detect non-magical fire within 500 yards ",
449 "0448": "Caster can detect the nearest potable water at will ",
450 "0449": "Caster can detect the presence of elementals within 100 yards ",
451 "0450": "Caster can detect True East at will ",
452 "0451": "Caster can discern a person's age by touching him ",
453 "0452": "Caster can discern a tree's age by touching it ",
454 "0453": "Caster can discern whether people are really unconscious ",
455 "0454": "Caster can discern which spells a magic user has memorized ",
456 "0455": "Caster can disgorge a pound of sawdust once per day ",
457 "0456": "Caster can double his spells' range if he's carrying no metal ",
458 "0457": "Caster can double his weight for up to 1d4 rounds per day ",
459 "0458": "Caster can drink only from a golden bowl worth 100 gold pieces ",
460 "0459": "Caster can easily walk on ice while barefoot ",
461 "0460": "Caster can echolocate like a dolphin while naked and underwater ",
462 "0461": "Caster can endure normal fire one round per point of Constitution ",
463 "0462": "Caster can extend his legs to 150% of their normal length at will ",
464 "0463": "Caster can extend his legs to 2X their normal length at will ",
465 "0464": "Caster can handle red-hot metal with his bare hands ",
466 "0465": "Caster can hear what occurs at this location from up to 10 miles ",
467 "0466": "Caster can hear what's going on in his home, wherever he is ",
468 "0467": "Caster can hold his breath for 3X his Wisdom score in rounds ",
469 "0468": "Caster can hurl a baseball-sized object beyond the horizon ",
470 "0469": "Caster can identify any kind of fungus on sight ",
471 "0470": "Caster can ignite twigs by sticking them in his mouth ",
472 "0471": "Caster can ignore any spell cast on him but is 80% likely to die ",
473 "0472": "Caster can induce ravenous hunger in others ",
474 "0473": "Caster can inflate his left hand like a balloon ",
475 "0474": "Caster can instantly count quantities of fewer than 1,000 items ",
476 "0475": "Caster can judge visible distances with amazing accuracy ",
477 "0476": "Caster can light candles simply by touching their wicks ",
478 "0477": "Caster can magically create edible but non-nourishing food ",
479 "0478": "Caster can make his ears resemble noses at will ",
480 "0479": "Caster can memorize spells 4x faster than is normally required ",
481 "0480": "Caster can move easily through running water less than waist-deep ",
482 "0481": "Caster can move in total silence for his Wisdom score in rounds ",
483 "0482": "Caster can move silently while holding a thumb in each nostril ",
484 "0483": "Caster can never again come within one mile of his home ",
485 "0484": "Caster can no longer use charged magic items ",
486 "0485": "Caster can only digest food that is spoiled or rotting ",
487 "0486": "Caster can only use electrical magic while standing in water ",
488 "0487": "Caster can only wear one shoe at a time ",
489 "0488": "Caster can open his mouth as wide as he is tall ",
490 "0489": "Caster can pass his right arm through up to six inches of wood ",
491 "0490": "Caster can reattach his own limbs if they're severed ",
492 "0491": "Caster can recall his own birth with perfect clarity ",
493 "0492": "Caster can remove his tongue and replace it at will ",
494 "0493": "Caster can remove one eye and replace it at will ",
495 "0494": "Caster can remove or negate one curse ",
496 "0495": "Caster can resemble a decaying zombie at will ",
497 "0496": "Caster can retract his feet into his ankles at will ",
498 "0497": "Caster can retract his fingers into his palms at will ",
499 "0498": "Caster can retract his nose into his face at will ",
500 "0499": "Caster can scale walls like a monkey while unencumbered ",
501 "0500": "Caster can see in total darkness if he has a banana in his pocket ",
502 "0501": "Caster can see secret doors easily but can't see normal doors ",
503 "0502": "Caster can see through fire ",
504 "0503": "Caster can see through his eyelids for up to 1d6 rounds at a time ",
505 "0504": "Caster can see through stone if he has a pebble in his mouth ",
506 "0505": "Caster can see underwater clearly while naked and wielding an axe ",
507 "0506": "Caster can seem to be infected with a particular disease at will ",
508 "0507": "Caster can seen in total darkness for 1d4 days ",
509 "0508": "Caster can sense intelligent weapons within 10 yards ",
510 "0509": "Caster can sense people who've been affected by Chaos Bursts ",
511 "0510": "Caster can speak but can't engage in actual conversations ",
512 "0511": "Caster can speak in a whisper to anyone in his line of sight ",
513 "0512": "Caster can speak in any of 2d4 voices at will ",
514 "0513": "Caster can speak with ants but can only ask yes/no questions ",
515 "0514": "Caster can speak with carrion birds, but he smells like a corpse ",
516 "0515": "Caster can speak with carrion birds, but he's permanently bald ",
517 "0516": "Caster can speak with domestic fowl, but he crows at sunrise ",
518 "0517": "Caster can speak with domestic fowl, but they tend to lie to him ",
519 "0518": "Caster can speak with honeybees while dancing like one of them ",
520 "0519": "Caster can speak with oysters while holding a pearl in his mouth ",
521 "0520": "Caster can speak with small fish, but only while underwater ",
522 "0521": "Caster can spot the strongest member of any group of five or more ",
523 "0522": "Caster can stretch his left arm 2X the length of his body ",
524 "0523": "Caster can subsist on bark for up to 1d4 days at a time ",
525 "0524": "Caster can Summon 1d10 rabbits, once per level per week ",
526 "0525": "Caster can Summon a powerful entity to answer one question ",
527 "0526": "Caster can Summon a powerful entity who will then try to kill him ",
528 "0527": "Caster can Summon but not control a powerful, malevolent entity ",
529 "0528": "Caster can Summon up to 1d10 pigeons per month ",
530 "0529": "Caster can survive at the bottom of the sea for 1d4 minutes ",
531 "0530": "Caster can survive in the depths of space, if he can get there ",
532 "0531": "Caster can survive one fall of up to twenty miles ",
533 "0532": "Caster can taste foods simply by touching them ",
534 "0533": "Caster can teleport 10 feet straight up, once per day ",
535 "0534": "Caster can teleport 10 times at will but loses a finger each time ",
536 "0535": "Caster can teleport at will but ages 1d100 years each time ",
537 "0536": "Caster can teleport at will but arrives unconscious for one hour ",
538 "0537": "Caster can teleport at will but can't pick the destination ",
539 "0538": "Caster can teleport at will but doesn't arrive for 1d12 months ",
540 "0539": "Caster can teleport at will but is 10% likely to arrive dead ",
541 "0540": "Caster can teleport at will but is paralyzed from the neck down ",
542 "0541": "Caster can teleport at will but loses 1d100 hit points each time ",
543 "0542": "Caster can teleport at will but only while naked and unencumbered ",
544 "0543": "Caster can teleport at will but shrinks by 50% per mile traveled ",
545 "0544": "Caster can teleport at will to this exact spot 2d6 times ",
546 "0545": "Caster can teleport into the nearest hollow tree, once ",
547 "0546": "Caster can teleport up to fifty feet once per day ",
548 "0547": "Caster can throw one baseball-sized item 2d6 days into the future ",
549 "0548": "Caster can throw one nearby person 1d10 rounds into the future ",
550 "0549": "Caster can throw one nearby person 1d4 days into the future ",
551 "0550": "Caster can transmute magically-created metal into wood ",
552 "0551": "Caster can travel in time but ages 1d10 years per round traveled ",
553 "0552": "Caster can turn 360� at the waist without harm ",
554 "0553": "Caster can turn ethereal at will but can't revert for 3d8 days ",
555 "0554": "Caster can turn his arms to wood for up to 1d6 rounds per day ",
556 "0555": "Caster can turn his bones invisible at will ",
557 "0556": "Caster can turn his hands invisible at will 1d8 times per day ",
558 "0557": "Caster can turn his head completely around once per day ",
559 "0558": "Caster can turn into a cat but can't resume his true form ",
560 "0559": "Caster can turn into a falcon but is only 30% likely to turn back ",
561 "0560": "Caster can turn into a small tree while he's indoors ",
562 "0561": "Caster can turn into any kind of fish if no water is nearby ",
563 "0562": "Caster can turn invisible while he holds his breath ",
564 "0563": "Caster can turn invisible while naked and motionless ",
565 "0564": "Caster can walk on inclines of 45� or less as if they were flat ",
566 "0565": "Caster can withstand ocean depths while holding a bar of sodium ",
567 "0566": "Caster can, at will, appear to be the next person he touches ",
568 "0567": "Caster can't attack anyone more than 20 feet away from him ",
569 "0568": "Caster can't be beheaded ",
570 "0569": "Caster can't be blinded or dazzled by sunlight ",
571 "0570": "Caster can't be burned by magical fire for 1d4 hours ",
572 "0571": "Caster can't be burned by steam or scalding water ",
573 "0572": "Caster can't be Charmed by anyone of the opposite sex ",
574 "0573": "Caster can't be crushed by any weight of stone ",
575 "0574": "Caster can't be cut by any blade until he casts his next spell ",
576 "0575": "Caster can't be cut by glass ",
577 "0576": "Caster can't be cut by non-magical blades for 1d4 days ",
578 "0577": "Caster can't be harmed by any member of the royal family ",
579 "0578": "Caster can't be harmed by loud, non-magical sound ",
580 "0579": "Caster can't be harmed by refined metals for 1d4 hours ",
581 "0580": "Caster can't be harmed while he stands where he is right now ",
582 "0581": "Caster can't be killed by anyone of his own race ",
583 "0582": "Caster can't be overwhelmed by foul odors ",
584 "0583": "Caster can't be seen through glass or ice ",
585 "0584": "Caster can't be strangled ",
586 "0585": "Caster can't breathe for 4d6 rounds ",
587 "0586": "Caster can't bring his left hand within 18 inches of his head ",
588 "0587": "Caster can't carry anything larger than his own head ",
589 "0588": "Caster can't carry anything made entirely of metal ",
590 "0589": "Caster can't carry refined metal in a wooded environment ",
591 "0590": "Caster can't cast any spells he now has memorized for 1d8 days ",
592 "0591": "Caster can't cast fire-based magic while in the rain ",
593 "0592": "Caster can't cast fire-based spells in a wooded environment ",
594 "0593": "Caster can't cast force-based spells (Wall of Force, etc.) ",
595 "0594": "Caster can't cast magic on anyone not wearing armor ",
596 "0595": "Caster can't cast magic on anyone while they're eating ",
597 "0596": "Caster can't cast magic unless he's within sight of a tree ",
598 "0597": "Caster can't cast magic upon himself for 1d4 weeks ",
599 "0598": "Caster can't create magical walls or barriers ",
600 "0599": "Caster can't create normal or magical fire for 1d4 days ",
601 "0600": "Caster can't create permanent magical objects or effects ",
602 "0601": "Caster can't cross moving water while brandishing a weapon ",
603 "0602": "Caster can't cross moving water while carrying his spellbook ",
604 "0603": "Caster can't cross moving water while wearing clothes ",
605 "0604": "Caster can't cross moving water while wearing magical rings ",
606 "0605": "Caster can't cross moving water without assistance ",
607 "0606": "Caster can't determine when he's hungry or thirsty ",
608 "0607": "Caster can't eat any cooked meat ",
609 "0608": "Caster can't eat any food that doesn't contain a handful of soil ",
610 "0609": "Caster can't eat any food that he himself didn't prepare ",
611 "0610": "Caster can't eat any salted or cured meat ",
612 "0611": "Caster can't eat while at full hit points ",
613 "0612": "Caster can't employ magical means of improving his Armor Class ",
614 "0613": "Caster can't enter any artificial structure for 2d4 weeks ",
615 "0614": "Caster can't enter any building in which Dwarves are present ",
616 "0615": "Caster can't go more than 10' from this location for 24 hours ",
617 "0616": "Caster can't harm or be harmed by elementals for 4d10 months ",
618 "0617": "Caster can't inflict injury upon himself with any metal weapon ",
619 "0618": "Caster can't learn any new spells until he's been resurrected ",
620 "0619": "Caster can't learn any new spells within 1d10 miles of here ",
621 "0620": "Caster can't lift both feet from the ground at the same time ",
622 "0621": "Caster can't move his arms for 1d4 turns ",
623 "0622": "Caster can't move his left arm or right leg for 1d4 turns ",
624 "0623": "Caster can't move more than 10 feet from the next tree he touches ",
625 "0624": "Caster can't open any door constructed primarily of wood ",
626 "0625": "Caster can't open any door that has a hinge made of metal ",
627 "0626": "Caster can't open any door that opens toward him ",
628 "0627": "Caster can't open any door unless his hair is wet ",
629 "0628": "Caster can't open any door while anyone is watching ",
630 "0629": "Caster can't quite be certain that he really exists ",
631 "0630": "Caster can't remember the last 2d12+12 hours ",
632 "0631": "Caster can't remove any magical armor that he's now wearing ",
633 "0632": "Caster can't remove his hands from his pockets ",
634 "0633": "Caster can't run while his eyes are open ",
635 "0634": "Caster can't see any extra-planar creatures for one year ",
636 "0635": "Caster can't see through glass, ice, diamond, or the like ",
637 "0636": "Caster can't sleep indoors while it's raining ",
638 "0637": "Caster can't sleep more than 1d4 hours at a time ",
639 "0638": "Caster can't sleep until he shaves his head bald ",
640 "0639": "Caster can't sleep until he's walked at least 4d8 miles from here ",
641 "0640": "Caster can't speak for one hour and can only croak like a frog ",
642 "0641": "Caster can't speak for one hour if he's wearing clothes ",
643 "0642": "Caster can't speak in anything less than a full shout ",
644 "0643": "Caster can't speak in sentences longer than 10 syllables ",
645 "0644": "Caster can't speak to anyone holding a blood-stained weapon ",
646 "0645": "Caster can't speak to anyone whom he's not currently touching ",
647 "0646": "Caster can't speak unless he first turns in a circle ",
648 "0647": "Caster can't speak unless he's brandishing a weapon ",
649 "0648": "Caster can't speak unless he's carrying at least one gold coin ",
650 "0649": "Caster can't speak unless his thumbs are touching ",
651 "0650": "Caster can't speak until he's removed 1d10 articles of clothing ",
652 "0651": "Caster can't speak while holding a weapon ",
653 "0652": "Caster can't stand with both feet on the ground at the same time ",
654 "0653": "Caster can't stop talking for 6d12 hours ",
655 "0654": "Caster can't tolerate the presence of wet ink ",
656 "0655": "Caster can't touch food with his hands ",
657 "0656": "Caster can't use any blade longer than his forearm ",
658 "0657": "Caster can't use any magic until someone cuts him with a blade ",
659 "0658": "Caster can't use magic between sunrise and noon ",
660 "0659": "Caster can't use magic for 1d4 rounds after being wounded ",
661 "0660": "Caster can't use magic for 1d6 rounds after being struck by magic ",
662 "0661": "Caster can't use magic for six hours after ingesting meat ",
663 "0662": "Caster can't use magic items for one turn after casting a spell ",
664 "0663": "Caster can't use magic items that contain gold ",
665 "0664": "Caster can't use magic items until sunrise ",
666 "0665": "Caster can't use magic items while at full hit points ",
667 "0666": "Caster can't use magic unless he swallows a gold coin each day ",
668 "0667": "Caster can't use magic unless he's holding a buzzard's feather ",
669 "0668": "Caster can't use magic until he eats a pound of feathers ",
670 "0669": "Caster can't use magic until sunset tomorrow ",
671 "0670": "Caster can't use magic while sitting ",
672 "0671": "Caster can't use magic within 1d4 miles of this spot for 5d6 days ",
673 "0672": "Caster can't use missile weapons for one week ",
674 "0673": "Caster can't use non-magical blades for 1d6 days ",
675 "0674": "Caster can't use the spell Dispel Magic ",
676 "0675": "Caster can't use the spell that triggered this Burst for one year ",
677 "0676": "Caster can't use weapons that contain wood ",
678 "0677": "Caster can't wake without assistance ",
679 "0678": "Caster can't walk (run, etc.) while wearing a magic ring ",
680 "0679": "Caster can't wear magical rings ",
681 "0680": "Caster can't wield any weapon longer than his arm ",
682 "0681": "Caster changes his name to its reverse: 'Tom' becomes 'Mot' ",
683 "0682": "Caster claims that he's doing the work of some god or other ",
684 "0683": "Caster claims to be able to command dragons to do his bidding ",
685 "0684": "Caster claims to be immune to inorganic poisons ",
686 "0685": "Caster claims to be the offspring of a god and a mortal ",
687 "0686": "Caster claims to have begotten a child with a god ",
688 "0687": "Caster claims to have committed logically impossible acts ",
689 "0688": "Caster claims to have created the universe ",
690 "0689": "Caster claims to have invented the Fireball spell ",
691 "0690": "Caster combusts instantly if he's stabbed by a silver dagger ",
692 "0691": "Caster comes into possession of 1d100 acres of swampland ",
693 "0692": "Caster comes into possession of a bag full of mismatched teeth ",
694 "0693": "Caster comes into possession of a black velvet painting of Elves ",
695 "0694": "Caster comes into possession of a foul, decomposing skull ",
696 "0695": "Caster comes into possession of a golden vial of silver fluid ",
697 "0696": "Caster comes into possession of a ring that can't be removed ",
698 "0697": "Caster comes into possession of a three-legged pony ",
699 "0698": "Caster comes into possession of an apparently magical lamp ",
700 "0699": "Caster comes into possession of his great-grandfather's jawbone ",
701 "0700": "Caster completely blends into his surroundings while he's asleep ",
702 "0701": "Caster completely blends into his surroundings while upside down ",
703 "0702": "Caster compulsively hordes some kind of small, worthless item ",
704 "0703": "Caster confesses to every crime he hears about ",
705 "0704": "Caster confesses to improbable crimes (e.g. 'I stole the moon�') ",
706 "0705": "Caster consistently overestimates his martial and magical prowess ",
707 "0706": "Caster continues to age normally but can't die of old age ",
708 "0707": "Caster coughs violently in the presence of undead ",
709 "0708": "Caster craves moss ",
710 "0709": "Caster craves wood like a termite ",
711 "0710": "Caster cries like a baby whenever he's hungry or can't sleep ",
712 "0711": "Caster cries like a baby whenever he's struck by magic ",
713 "0712": "Caster dances like a belly-dancer for 2d6 rounds ",
714 "0713": "Caster declares himself to be the center of the universe ",
715 "0714": "Caster declares that Dwarves are indistinguishable from orcs ",
716 "0715": "Caster declares that he can redeem the damned ",
717 "0716": "Caster declares that he has the power to absolve sins ",
718 "0717": "Caster declares that he is the judge of all mankind ",
719 "0718": "Caster declares that these pretzels are making him thirsty ",
720 "0719": "Caster deeply resents anyone who asks him to use magic ",
721 "0720": "Caster deeply resents anyone who doesn't praise his magical skill ",
722 "0721": "Caster deeply resents anyone who eats meat in his presence ",
723 "0722": "Caster deeply resents anyone who uses magic in his presence ",
724 "0723": "Caster demands that employers pay him in wood instead of gold ",
725 "0724": "Caster demands that his allies adopt fastidious hygiene standards ",
726 "0725": "Caster demands that his allies treat him as though he's invisible ",
727 "0726": "Caster demands that people call him Ishmael ",
728 "0727": "Caster demands that people call him Legion, for he is many ",
729 "0728": "Caster demands that people call him The Spell-Meister ",
730 "0729": "Caster derives no nourishment from food cooked over a fire ",
731 "0730": "Caster derives no nourishment from food eaten after sunset ",
732 "0731": "Caster derives no nourishment from food eaten near a lake ",
733 "0732": "Caster develops a stutter while in the presence of undead ",
734 "0733": "Caster develops an intense hunger for leather strapping ",
735 "0734": "Caster develops an intense hunger for the pages of his spellbook ",
736 "0735": "Caster didn't actually exist prior to this Chaos Burst ",
737 "0736": "Caster dies if he slays a zombie in the next 1d6 days ",
738 "0737": "Caster dies instantly if his blood is spilled by a god ",
739 "0738": "Caster dies instantly if his blood is spilled by mistletoe ",
740 "0739": "Caster dies painfully but arises at dawn having gained one level ",
741 "0740": "Caster discovers a whole pantheon of hitherto overlooked deities ",
742 "0741": "Caster discovers that one of his limbs belongs to someone else ",
743 "0742": "Caster discovers that one of his limbs is a clockwork replica ",
744 "0743": "Caster disgorges 10d10 feet of rubber tubing ",
745 "0744": "Caster disgorges 1d100 gold pieces ",
746 "0745": "Caster disgorges 1d100 pounds of wet, coarse sand ",
747 "0746": "Caster disgorges 1d4 apples per hour for the next 3d8 hours ",
748 "0747": "Caster disgorges 1d4 gallons of foul, necrotic mush ",
749 "0748": "Caster disgorges 1d6 gallons of rusty sludge ",
750 "0749": "Caster disgorges 2d10 pounds of carrots ",
751 "0750": "Caster disgorges 2d4 full-sized wool blankets ",
752 "0751": "Caster disgorges a 100 foot length of fine silver wire ",
753 "0752": "Caster disgorges a ball of solid bone nine inches in diameter ",
754 "0753": "Caster disgorges a bar of copper four feet in length ",
755 "0754": "Caster disgorges a bar of soap as large as his spellbook ",
756 "0755": "Caster disgorges a bolt of finely embroidered silk ",
757 "0756": "Caster disgorges a book about gastrointestinal anomalies ",
758 "0757": "Caster disgorges a book of carpet samples ",
759 "0758": "Caster disgorges a box of rare botanical samples ",
760 "0759": "Caster disgorges a bushel of ripe peaches ",
761 "0760": "Caster disgorges a coffin large enough to accommodate his corpse ",
762 "0761": "Caster disgorges a four-course meal for three ",
763 "0762": "Caster disgorges a full-grown cactus ",
764 "0763": "Caster disgorges a full-sized barrel ",
765 "0764": "Caster disgorges a glass cube four inches on a side ",
766 "0765": "Caster disgorges a glass vial containing a mysterious potion ",
767 "0766": "Caster disgorges a golden birdcage ",
768 "0767": "Caster disgorges a king's long-lost signet ring ",
769 "0768": "Caster disgorges a large bunch of bananas ",
770 "0769": "Caster disgorges a large chair ",
771 "0770": "Caster disgorges a large pane of glass ",
772 "0771": "Caster disgorges a length of heavy chain ",
773 "0772": "Caster disgorges a life-sized ice sculpture of a horse ",
774 "0773": "Caster disgorges a long hunk of driftwood ",
775 "0774": "Caster disgorges a lump of brass the size of his torso ",
776 "0775": "Caster disgorges a medium-sized astrolabe ",
777 "0776": "Caster disgorges a mop and a wooden bucket full of suds ",
778 "0777": "Caster disgorges a mysterious and important-looking key ",
779 "0778": "Caster disgorges a pair of deer antlers ",
780 "0779": "Caster disgorges a pair of smith's fire tongs ",
781 "0780": "Caster disgorges a pouch full of rare and ancient coins ",
782 "0781": "Caster disgorges a pound of mercury ",
783 "0782": "Caster disgorges a pound of molten lead ",
784 "0783": "Caster disgorges a ring full of keys that don't fit any lock ",
785 "0784": "Caster disgorges a ship's anchor ",
786 "0785": "Caster disgorges a small brazier full of burning coals ",
787 "0786": "Caster disgorges a sort of bowl-shaped porcelain chair ",
788 "0787": "Caster disgorges a weapon that he misplaced 1d12 months ago ",
789 "0788": "Caster disgorges a whole pumpkin ",
790 "0789": "Caster disgorges a wrought-iron staircase banister ",
791 "0790": "Caster disgorges an airtight canister filled with nitrogen gas ",
792 "0791": "Caster disgorges an elephant's femur ",
793 "0792": "Caster disgorges an entire beehive ",
794 "0793": "Caster disgorges an exact copy of the head of someone nearby ",
795 "0794": "Caster disgorges an oil painting of this scene ",
796 "0795": "Caster disgorges an ostrich egg ",
797 "0796": "Caster disgorges enough snow to blanket an area ten feet square ",
798 "0797": "Caster disgorges half of a canoe ",
799 "0798": "Caster disgorges the carcass of a strange and colorful bird ",
800 "0799": "Caster disgorges the emblem of some diabolical religious cult ",
801 "0800": "Caster disgorges the entire, intact skin of a giraffe ",
802 "0801": "Caster disgorges the entire, intact skin of someone nearby ",
803 "0802": "Caster disgorges what appears to be his entire nervous system ",
804 "0803": "Caster disgorges what appears to be his own still-beating heart ",
805 "0804": "Caster displays all the signs of full demonic possession ",
806 "0805": "Caster distrusts anyone displaying a cut gem or jewel ",
807 "0806": "Caster distrusts anyone taller than he is ",
808 "0807": "Caster distrusts anyone who doesn't know the caster's name ",
809 "0808": "Caster distrusts anyone who doesn't resemble him ",
810 "0809": "Caster distrusts anyone who won't let him examine their teeth ",
811 "0810": "Caster distrusts anyone who's wearing armor ",
812 "0811": "Caster distrusts other members of his race ",
813 "0812": "Caster distrusts other spellcasters ",
814 "0813": "Caster doesn't need to drink fluids for the next 1d100 weeks ",
815 "0814": "Caster doesn't need to eat during the new moon ",
816 "0815": "Caster doesn't need to eat for the next 1d100 weeks ",
817 "0816": "Caster doesn't remember anyone now within 10 miles ",
818 "0817": "Caster donates all of his money to some unlikely charity ",
819 "0818": "Caster dreams each night of a powerful and malevolent artifact ",
820 "0819": "Caster dreams each night of being painfully turned inside out ",
821 "0820": "Caster dreams each night of being worshipped by gods ",
822 "0821": "Caster dreams of being stalked by an invisible hunter from space ",
823 "0822": "Caster dreams of unicorns and wonders if he's an automaton ",
824 "0823": "Caster drinks any potions he's now carrying ",
825 "0824": "Caster eat food for 1d12 hours after using a magic item ",
826 "0825": "Caster embraces someone nearby and is reluctant to let go ",
827 "0826": "Caster embraces the nearest tree and refuses to let go ",
828 "0827": "Caster ends his conversations with an annoying catch phrase ",
829 "0828": "Caster engages in a long, heated debate with the nearest tree ",
830 "0829": "Caster enjoys the taste of fire ",
831 "0830": "Caster enjoys the taste of lamp oil ",
832 "0831": "Caster erases one randomly-chosen spell from his spellbook ",
833 "0832": "Caster experiences pain if he handles jewels or precious gems ",
834 "0833": "Caster experiences pain when he spends money ",
835 "0834": "Caster experiences violent, full-body spasms for 2d4 rounds ",
836 "0835": "Caster faces True North and is stuck that way for one turn ",
837 "0836": "Caster falls down the next flight of steps he encounters ",
838 "0837": "Caster falls from the nearest tree ",
839 "0838": "Caster falls madly in love with someone he's never heard of ",
840 "0839": "Caster falls madly in love with someone who's never existed ",
841 "0840": "Caster fears densely wooded areas ",
842 "0841": "Caster fears non-magical, non-humanoid mammals ",
843 "0842": "Caster fears that he'll be damned forever whenever he uses magic ",
844 "0843": "Caster fears that he'll cease to exist if he causes another Burst ",
845 "0844": "Caster fears that his allies are vanishing one by one ",
846 "0845": "Caster fears that his limbs are vanishing one by one ",
847 "0846": "Caster fears that spiders have lain countless eggs in his brain ",
848 "0847": "Caster fears the reaper ",
849 "0848": "Caster feels a psychic bond to someone unknown but nearby ",
850 "0849": "Caster feels as if he's always walking on a slope ",
851 "0850": "Caster feels as though he's trudging through knee-deep snow ",
852 "0851": "Caster feels as though he's trudging uphill ",
853 "0852": "Caster feels constant, overwhelming hunger while in his home ",
854 "0853": "Caster feels countless small snakes crawling all over his body ",
855 "0854": "Caster feels incredible hostility toward non-magic users ",
856 "0855": "Caster feels incredible hostility toward other magic users ",
857 "0856": "Caster feels inexplicable anxiety when he hears his name ",
858 "0857": "Caster feels inexplicable anxiety while at full hit points ",
859 "0858": "Caster feels inexplicable nostalgia when he meets new people ",
860 "0859": "Caster feels intense but unfocused hatred for 1d6 hours ",
861 "0860": "Caster feels intense discomfort when people smile at him ",
862 "0861": "Caster feels more comfortable among the undead than the living ",
863 "0862": "Caster feels overpowering fear in the presence of steam ",
864 "0863": "Caster feels overpowering hatred for the next magic item he sees ",
865 "0864": "Caster feels powerless unless everyone knows he's a magic user ",
866 "0865": "Caster feels powerless unless he's wearing boots on his hands ",
867 "0866": "Caster feels strangely calm while in the presence of dragons ",
868 "0867": "Caster feels thorny roots growing slowly through his flesh ",
869 "0868": "Caster fiercely covets the next magical ring he sees ",
870 "0869": "Caster finds 1d100 cans containing pink, processed meat in jelly ",
871 "0870": "Caster finds 1d4 extra spells in his spellbook ",
872 "0871": "Caster finds 1d4 small rodents living in his spellbook ",
873 "0872": "Caster finds 2d6 white pills, each of which heals 1d20 hit points ",
874 "0873": "Caster finds 2d8 real-looking but useless spells in his spellbook ",
875 "0874": "Caster finds a barrel full of rancid mayonnaise ",
876 "0875": "Caster finds a book describing the methods for self-dissection ",
877 "0876": "Caster finds a book that will shatter his sanity if he reads it ",
878 "0877": "Caster finds a compelling but incomprehensible magical tome ",
879 "0878": "Caster finds a copy of Aristotle's long-lost Poetics of Comedy ",
880 "0879": "Caster finds a copy of his own ghost-written autobiography ",
881 "0880": "Caster finds a crystal containing a tiny image of himself ",
882 "0881": "Caster finds a cube of frozen human blood, one foot on a side ",
883 "0882": "Caster finds a four-valve trumpet that can raise the dead ",
884 "0883": "Caster finds a handful of mysterious pills in his pocket ",
885 "0884": "Caster finds a handful of rainbow-colored powder in his pocket ",
886 "0885": "Caster finds a hideous carved idol of a cephalopoid god-monster ",
887 "0886": "Caster finds a key that explodes when inserted into any lock ",
888 "0887": "Caster finds a large, cursed diamond in the next hole he digs ",
889 "0888": "Caster finds a large, gold box containing nothing but sand ",
890 "0889": "Caster finds a large, metal disc engraved with his image ",
891 "0890": "Caster finds a list of assassination targets; his name is next ",
892 "0891": "Caster finds a magic wand but for some reason is afraid to use it ",
893 "0892": "Caster finds a minor artifact in the next hole he digs ",
894 "0893": "Caster finds a mirror that grants false visions of the future ",
895 "0894": "Caster finds a mirror that reflects everyone but him ",
896 "0895": "Caster finds a mirror that reflects only vampires ",
897 "0896": "Caster finds a notebook detailing the way he was built in a lab ",
898 "0897": "Caster finds a number that divides evenly into all prime numbers ",
899 "0898": "Caster finds a pair of gloves that devour any hands inside them ",
900 "0899": "Caster finds a pair of gloves that turn to steel when worn ",
901 "0900": "Caster finds a pair of stone tablets engraved with quaint laws ",
902 "0901": "Caster finds a possibly inaccurate chronology of his entire life ",
903 "0902": "Caster finds a potion 90% likely to heal and 10% likely to kill ",
904 "0903": "Caster finds a potion that can instantly cause his death ",
905 "0904": "Caster finds a potion that can instill zealous religious fervor ",
906 "0905": "Caster finds a potion that can turn him into an invisible cat ",
907 "0906": "Caster finds a potion that induces permanent madness in horses ",
908 "0907": "Caster finds a potion that makes the drinker even more visible ",
909 "0908": "Caster finds a pouch full of 1d100 totally identical teeth ",
910 "0909": "Caster finds a pouch full of highly flammable black dust ",
911 "0910": "Caster finds a powder that burns trolls as if it were strong acid ",
912 "0911": "Caster finds a powder that can dissolve up to one pound of gold ",
913 "0912": "Caster finds a powder that can eliminate any poison from food ",
914 "0913": "Caster finds a powder that can render the invisible visible ",
915 "0914": "Caster finds a powder that can turn a zombie into an inert corpse ",
916 "0915": "Caster finds a powder that can turn an inert corpse into a zombie ",
917 "0916": "Caster finds a powder that combusts in the presence of orcs ",
918 "0917": "Caster finds a powder that induces addictive euphoria if inhaled ",
919 "0918": "Caster finds a powder that induces extreme covetousness ",
920 "0919": "Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to everyone but him ",
921 "0920": "Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to him but no one else ",
922 "0921": "Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to large-sized insects ",
923 "0922": "Caster finds a powder that quickly seals open wounds ",
924 "0923": "Caster finds a powder that repels elementals ",
925 "0924": "Caster finds a sack full of his own crematory remains ",
926 "0925": "Caster finds a satchel containing his weight in gold pieces ",
927 "0926": "Caster finds a scroll describing exactly how & when he'll die ",
928 "0927": "Caster finds a secret passage in the next room he enters ",
929 "0928": "Caster finds a set of high-quality watchmaker's tools ",
930 "0929": "Caster finds a small iron box containing 4d8 of his own teeth ",
931 "0930": "Caster finds a treasure map in the next animal he butchers ",
932 "0931": "Caster finds a treasure map that others will kill to possess ",
933 "0932": "Caster finds a trumpet that, if blown, may herald the End Times ",
934 "0933": "Caster finds a weapon that can kill a god ",
935 "0934": "Caster finds a wooden box whose interior can't be illuminated ",
936 "0935": "Caster finds an amulet that repels Summoned creatures ",
937 "0936": "Caster finds black meat like a tainted cheese ",
938 "0937": "Caster finds blueprints for building some anachronistic device ",
939 "0938": "Caster finds convincing evidence that he's just a clone ",
940 "0939": "Caster finds foul odors pleasant and pleasant scents repulsive ",
941 "0940": "Caster finds his own decaying corpse in the next hole he digs ",
942 "0941": "Caster finds proof that a dangerous secret society runs the world ",
943 "0942": "Caster finds strong evidence that the apocalypse is nigh ",
944 "0943": "Caster finds strong evidence that the planet is artificial ",
945 "0944": "Caster finds the ruins of a vast magical library ",
946 "0945": "Caster finds the sight of cooked meat to be highly offensive ",
947 "0946": "Caster finds the whole idea of 'names' to be silly and pointless ",
948 "0947": "Caster finds the wreckage of a seagoing vessel in a nearby forest ",
949 "0948": "Caster finds two of the three keys needed to unlock the world ",
950 "0949": "Caster flees this spot and can't return for at least one year ",
951 "0950": "Caster flees, panic-stricken, at top speed in a random direction ",
952 "0951": "Caster flickers like a guttering candle for 1d6 turns ",
953 "0952": "Caster flies into a fury when he removes his shoes ",
954 "0953": "Caster flies into a murderous rage and attacks his nearest ally ",
955 "0954": "Caster forgets any fire that he lights ",
956 "0955": "Caster forgets any first-level spell he now has memorized ",
957 "0956": "Caster forgets everyone's name ",
958 "0957": "Caster forgets everything he knows about etiquette ",
959 "0958": "Caster forgets how to open his spellbook ",
960 "0959": "Caster forgets how to use knives and blades of all kinds ",
961 "0960": "Caster forgets how to use magic for 1d4 days ",
962 "0961": "Caster forgets how to walk for 1d12 hours ",
963 "0962": "Caster forgets that his name is a vile expletive in Dwarfish ",
964 "0963": "Caster gains 1d4 points of Strength; loses one point per day ",
965 "0964": "Caster gains experience at 2X normal rate until he gains a level ",
966 "0965": "Caster gains minor access to a formerly forbidden school of magic ",
967 "0966": "Caster gains no benefit from magical healing during daylight ",
968 "0967": "Caster gains no benefit from wearing gloves or gauntlets ",
969 "0968": "Caster gains one pound per level of spells he casts ",
970 "0969": "Caster gains one pound per round for the next 1d100 rounds ",
971 "0970": "Caster generally seems to be lying when talking about magic ",
972 "0971": "Caster gets a splinter every time he wields a wooden weapon ",
973 "0972": "Caster gives his party two weeks' notice before resigning ",
974 "0973": "Caster glows as bright as daylight while he's asleep ",
975 "0974": "Caster goes berserk and attacks the next undead creature he sees ",
976 "0975": "Caster goes berserk in the presence of royalty ",
977 "0976": "Caster goes berserk whenever he receives magical healing ",
978 "0977": "Caster goes on and on about his misunderstood genius ",
979 "0978": "Caster goes out of his way to appear humble and unassuming ",
980 "0979": "Caster goes out of his way to avoid using magic in combat ",
981 "0980": "Caster goes out of his way to be offensive to royalty ",
982 "0981": "Caster goes out of his way to draw attention to himself in battle ",
983 "0982": "Caster gradually becomes more and more angular ",
984 "0983": "Caster gradually becomes more and more turtle-like ",
985 "0984": "Caster growls in his sleep like a tiger ",
986 "0985": "Caster grows 1d10 new and mysterious organs in his abdomen ",
987 "0986": "Caster grows an additional finger each week ",
988 "0987": "Caster grows one inch per day for the next 2d4-1 days ",
989 "0988": "Caster hallucinates wildly the next time he drinks water ",
990 "0989": "Caster hallucinates wildly until he drinks a quart of water ",
991 "0990": "Caster has 5 Intelligence for 1d6 turns ",
992 "0991": "Caster has 5 Strength for 1d4 turns ",
993 "0992": "Caster has 1d100 real-looking but useless copies of his spellbook ",
994 "0993": "Caster has a +10 bonus on each of his next 1d4 dice rolls ",
995 "0994": "Caster has a 10% chance to control any Summoned entity he sees ",
996 "0995": "Caster has a 10% chance to pick any mechanical lock ",
997 "0996": "Caster has a 25% chance to go blind in each of the next 4 rounds ",
998 "0997": "Caster has a blood-sworn enemy in every town within 500 miles ",
999 "0998": "Caster has a clear memory of building himself from scratch ",
1000 "0999": "Caster has a close relative in every town within 500 miles ",
1001 "1000": "Caster has a crystal cube that enables him to see through wood ",
1002 "1001": "Caster has a cumulative 1% chance daily to be eaten by a dragon ",
1003 "1002": "Caster has a cumulative 1% chance daily to turn to stone ",
1004 "1003": "Caster has a flat 10% chance to know any new language he hears ",
1005 "1004": "Caster has a habit of issuing idle but poorly-considered threats ",
1006 "1005": "Caster has a large but harmless hole at the top of his head ",
1007 "1006": "Caster has a parrot on his shoulder and a peg leg ",
1008 "1007": "Caster has a powerful craving for charcoal, sulfur, and saltpeter ",
1009 "1008": "Caster has a powerful craving for the bark of the hemlock tree ",
1010 "1009": "Caster has a reputation, perhaps undeserved, for wild debauchery ",
1011 "1010": "Caster has a scar as if his head were severed and reattached ",
1012 "1011": "Caster has a small keyhole in the palm of his right hand ",
1013 "1012": "Caster has a star-shaped dent at the back of his head ",
1014 "1013": "Caster has a violent argument with the next soldier he meets ",
1015 "1014": "Caster has an almost paralyzing fear of death and the dead ",
1016 "1015": "Caster has an answer for everything ",
1017 "1016": "Caster has an extraordinary sense of balance ",
1018 "1017": "Caster has an identical face on the back of his head ",
1019 "1018": "Caster has an inexplicable but overwhelming fear of sunrise ",
1020 "1019": "Caster has an out-of-body experience and can't find his way back ",
1021 "1020": "Caster has an overpowering hatred of artificial light sources ",
1022 "1021": "Caster has an ugly mole just like a nose ",
1023 "1022": "Caster has an ugly nose just like a mole ",
1024 "1023": "Caster has been carrying a sack full of manure for 1d4 days ",
1025 "1024": "Caster has blasphemous tattoos over most of his body ",
1026 "1025": "Caster has dreadful dreams of a foul, ancient, and tentacled god ",
1027 "1026": "Caster has faulty direction sense while carrying his spellbook ",
1028 "1027": "Caster has misgivings about those mushrooms he ate yesterday ",
1029 "1028": "Caster has no internal organs; he's a homogenous mush inside ",
1030 "1029": "Caster has no scent whatsoever ",
1031 "1030": "Caster has ram's horns growing from his hips ",
1032 "1031": "Caster has rings on his fingers and bells on his toes ",
1033 "1032": "Caster has scars as if his skeleton had been torn out of his body ",
1034 "1033": "Caster has silly and pornographic tattoos over most of his body ",
1035 "1034": "Caster has ten thumbs in his mouth ",
1036 "1035": "Caster has ten thumbs instead of fingers ",
1037 "1036": "Caster has ten thumbs somewhere on his body ",
1038 "1037": "Caster has tiny mathematical formulae tattooed all over his body ",
1039 "1038": "Caster has vivid but false memories of a past life ",
1040 "1039": "Caster has vivid but false memories of the last 24 hours ",
1041 "1040": "Caster has vivid dreams of his own death each night ",
1042 "1041": "Caster hasn't eaten during the past 1d100 days ",
1043 "1042": "Caster hatches numerous schemes for destroying the world ",
1044 "1043": "Caster hears a heavenly choir singing his praises for 1d4 hours ",
1045 "1044": "Caster hears crickets chirping loudly from now on ",
1046 "1045": "Caster hears malevolent voices nearby whispering about his doom ",
1047 "1046": "Caster hears normally except for voices, which seem subtly muted ",
1048 "1047": "Caster hears the echo of his own voice whenever he speaks ",
1049 "1048": "Caster hears the footfalls of a hungry predator nearby ",
1050 "1049": "Caster hears waves crashing on a beach no matter where he is ",
1051 "1050": "Caster henceforth casts this spell as if he's two levels higher ",
1052 "1051": "Caster henceforth gains an additional hit point at each level ",
1053 "1052": "Caster henceforth has a bonus 10% chance to learn new spells ",
1054 "1053": "Caster henceforth needs only one-third the normal amount of food ",
1055 "1054": "Caster hurls his spellbook as far as he can ",
1056 "1055": "Caster informs people of what he judges his greatest weakness ",
1057 "1056": "Caster insists that he's proficient in some obscure martial art ",
1058 "1057": "Caster invokes dubiously relevant entities in times of stress ",
1059 "1058": "Caster is 1% likely to be killed by a meteor on any given day ",
1060 "1059": "Caster is 5% likely to become a god if he drowns himself ",
1061 "1060": "Caster is 5% likely to become a god if he kills himself by fire ",
1062 "1061": "Caster is 10% likely never to have existed at all ",
1063 "1062": "Caster is 10% likely to be immune to any single dose of poison ",
1064 "1063": "Caster is 10% likely to be invisible to any female that he meets ",
1065 "1064": "Caster is 10% likely to be invisible to any male that he meets ",
1066 "1065": "Caster is 10% likely to be resurrected if his corpse is set afire ",
1067 "1066": "Caster is 10% likely to be totally immune to any single attack ",
1068 "1067": "Caster is 10% likely to believe even the most outrageous of lies ",
1069 "1068": "Caster is 10% likely to have been sired by a powerful demon ",
1070 "1069": "Caster is 10% likely to sympathize with any enemy he injures ",
1071 "1070": "Caster is 15% likely to have read any book he sees ",
1072 "1071": "Caster is 20% likely to faint outright at the sight of blood ",
1073 "1072": "Caster is 20% likely to sneeze and disrupt any spell he casts ",
1074 "1073": "Caster is 20% likely to turn to stone while swimming ",
1075 "1074": "Caster is 2X as old as the oldest person within 100 yards ",
1076 "1075": "Caster is 50% likely to drown in any water deeper than he is tall ",
1077 "1076": "Caster is 60% likely to misplace any money he receives ",
1078 "1077": "Caster is able to see his own eyes ",
1079 "1078": "Caster is absolutely convinced that he's a zombie ",
1080 "1079": "Caster is afflicted with severe frostbite in 1d4 limbs ",
1081 "1080": "Caster is afflicted with vampirism, but only during the day ",
1082 "1081": "Caster is always and easily recognizable as a spellcaster ",
1083 "1082": "Caster is an untamed youth, that's the truth, with a cloak full of eagles ",
1084 "1083": "Caster is attacked by a shark when he next enters a river ",
1085 "1084": "Caster is attacked by countless stinging earthworms ",
1086 "1085": "Caster is attacked by goats the next time he crosses a bridge ",
1087 "1086": "Caster is attacked by vengeful imps that resemble small children ",
1088 "1087": "Caster is attended by numerous grooming birds, like a crocodile ",
1089 "1088": "Caster is blind unless he's carrying at least 4d10 gold coins ",
1090 "1089": "Caster is blind while he's invisible ",
1091 "1090": "Caster is blind while his spellbook is open ",
1092 "1091": "Caster is blind while within any artificial structure ",
1093 "1092": "Caster is blinded for 2d8 rounds by a swirl of tiny feathers ",
1094 "1093": "Caster is bricked up in an underground cell with a cask of wine ",
1095 "1094": "Caster is briefly obscured by a dense cloud of sawdust ",
1096 "1095": "Caster is briefly paralyzed at the sight of his own blood ",
1097 "1096": "Caster is briefly stunned by a shower of hard beans ",
1098 "1097": "Caster is brutally punched in the stomach by an unseen hand ",
1099 "1098": "Caster is carrying 1d4+1 waterskins filled with human blood ",
1100 "1099": "Caster is carrying a bowl full of water that he must not spill ",
1101 "1100": "Caster is certain that a horrible monster is living inside him ",
1102 "1101": "Caster is certain that every meal he eats contains strong poison ",
1103 "1102": "Caster is certain that he can breathe underwater ",
1104 "1103": "Caster is certain that he has just killed his guardian angel ",
1105 "1104": "Caster is certain that he used to have four arms ",
1106 "1105": "Caster is certain that he'll become immortal if he's beheaded ",
1107 "1106": "Caster is certain that he'll die in the next 1d4 rounds ",
1108 "1107": "Caster is certain that he's recently returned from the future ",
1109 "1108": "Caster is certain that he's transforming into a horrible monster ",
1110 "1109": "Caster is certain that his soul is buried under the nearest tree ",
1111 "1110": "Caster is chained to a desk in some high-rise office building ",
1112 "1111": "Caster is chained to an anvil ",
1113 "1112": "Caster is clad in funerary wraps as if he's about to be interred ",
1114 "1113": "Caster is completely invulnerable to all harm for 1d4 rounds ",
1115 "1114": "Caster is convinced that he once ate an entire person ",
1116 "1115": "Caster is convinced that he only exists as numbers on paper ",
1117 "1116": "Caster is convinced that his allies plan to kill and eat him ",
1118 "1117": "Caster is covered in a shell of frozen slime ",
1119 "1118": "Caster is covered in barnacles ",
1120 "1119": "Caster is covered in indelible, jet-black handprints ",
1121 "1120": "Caster is covered in ketchup ",
1122 "1121": "Caster is covered in peanut butter ",
1123 "1122": "Caster is covered in sucker marks as though hugged by an octopus ",
1124 "1123": "Caster is deaf and blind until sunrise tomorrow ",
1125 "1124": "Caster is determined to destroy his staff or spellbook ",
1126 "1125": "Caster is determined to rid himself of his nails, teeth, and hair ",
1127 "1126": "Caster is distracted by something stuck between his teeth ",
1128 "1127": "Caster is drawn forcefully toward the spell's target point ",
1129 "1128": "Caster is dressed like a high-class burlesque performer ",
1130 "1129": "Caster is eager to find out just how fireproof he really is ",
1131 "1130": "Caster is eager to find out just how much blood he can lose ",
1132 "1131": "Caster is encased from the waist down in a block of cheese ",
1133 "1132": "Caster is encased up to his neck in a shell of concrete ",
1134 "1133": "Caster is enclosed in a large paper bag ",
1135 "1134": "Caster is entirely immune to magic for 1d8 rounds ",
1136 "1135": "Caster is feared and respected by Hill Giants ",
1137 "1136": "Caster is fiercely addicted to some astonishingly rare substance ",
1138 "1137": "Caster is filled with Righteous Indignation ",
1139 "1138": "Caster is forcibly barred from the next town he attempts to enter ",
1140 "1139": "Caster is full o' the milk of human kindness ",
1141 "1140": "Caster is half the age of the youngest person within 100 yards ",
1142 "1141": "Caster is Healed each time he triggers a Chaos Burst ",
1143 "1142": "Caster is held responsible for the massacre of innocent townsfolk ",
1144 "1143": "Caster is held without counsel in a secure location for 1d4 days ",
1145 "1144": "Caster is horribly afraid to use magic weapons in daylight ",
1146 "1145": "Caster is horribly afraid to use metal weapons ",
1147 "1146": "Caster is hurled from here into the nearest lake ",
1148 "1147": "Caster is immune to all attempts at telepathy or mind-reading ",
1149 "1148": "Caster is immune to all harm until he attacks or uses magic ",
1150 "1149": "Caster is immune to all poisons, but normal ice is deadly to him ",
1151 "1150": "Caster is immune to any bludgeon not forged on this world ",
1152 "1151": "Caster is immune to any poison administered via blade or needle ",
1153 "1152": "Caster is immune to any poison ingested with food or drink ",
1154 "1153": "Caster is immune to beneficial clerical magic for 1d6 days ",
1155 "1154": "Caster is immune to beneficial enchantments for 1d8 days ",
1156 "1155": "Caster is immune to cold-based attacks while blindfolded ",
1157 "1156": "Caster is immune to cold-based attacks while he's on fire ",
1158 "1157": "Caster is immune to electrical attacks while he's barefoot ",
1159 "1158": "Caster is immune to electrical magic at night while it's snowing ",
1160 "1159": "Caster is immune to fear while holding a spider in his mouth ",
1161 "1160": "Caster is immune to fire from the waist down ",
1162 "1161": "Caster is immune to fire while holding a wren's egg in his mouth ",
1163 "1162": "Caster is immune to gaze attacks while holding his open spellbook ",
1164 "1163": "Caster is immune to gaze attacks while singing ",
1165 "1164": "Caster is immune to liquid-based poisons for one year ",
1166 "1165": "Caster is immune to magic for 1d8 days but can't use magic either ",
1167 "1166": "Caster is immune to magic until he imbibes any liquid ",
1168 "1167": "Caster is immune to missile-based spells while naked ",
1169 "1168": "Caster is immune to natural cold while naked and unencumbered ",
1170 "1169": "Caster is immune to necromantic magic while standing on his head ",
1171 "1170": "Caster is immune to necromantic magic while wearing silk mittens ",
1172 "1171": "Caster is immune to non-magical charm-based effects ",
1173 "1172": "Caster is immune to non-magical disease while holding a chicken ",
1174 "1173": "Caster is immune to non-magical missiles for 1d8 hours ",
1175 "1174": "Caster is immune to non-magical venom ",
1176 "1175": "Caster is immune to non-magical, non-gaseous poisons ",
1177 "1176": "Caster is immune to oil-based fire for 1d12 months ",
1178 "1177": "Caster is immune to poison gas while his feet are wet ",
1179 "1178": "Caster is immune to sarcasm ",
1180 "1179": "Caster is immune to the effects of dehydration ",
1181 "1180": "Caster is immune to the effects of illusory sound ",
1182 "1181": "Caster is immune to the effects of smoke inhalation ",
1183 "1182": "Caster is immune to the effects of the Wish spell ",
1184 "1183": "Caster is immune to the next 1d100 hit points of fire damage ",
1185 "1184": "Caster is inappropriately frank about his bodily functions ",
1186 "1185": "Caster is inclined to attack any who offer him magical healing ",
1187 "1186": "Caster is inclined to attack anyone representing the crown ",
1188 "1187": "Caster is increasingly convinced that he just might be a deity ",
1189 "1188": "Caster is intensely curious about the limits of his own mortality ",
1190 "1189": "Caster is intensely curious about the taste of certain poisons ",
1191 "1190": "Caster is invisible from his hips to his sternum ",
1192 "1191": "Caster is invisible to 1d4 people nearby ",
1193 "1192": "Caster is invisible to dragons for one year ",
1194 "1193": "Caster is invisible to dragons while in direct sunlight ",
1195 "1194": "Caster is invisible to female herbivores ",
1196 "1195": "Caster is invisible to females for 2d6 turns ",
1197 "1196": "Caster is invisible to Hill Giants ",
1198 "1197": "Caster is invisible to himself for 1d4 weeks ",
1199 "1198": "Caster is invisible to himself from the waist down ",
1200 "1199": "Caster is invisible to horses ",
1201 "1200": "Caster is invisible to infravision ",
1202 "1201": "Caster is invisible to inherently invisible creatures ",
1203 "1202": "Caster is invisible to males for 2d6 turns ",
1204 "1203": "Caster is invisible to members of his immediate family ",
1205 "1204": "Caster is invisible to non-magical reptiles ",
1206 "1205": "Caster is invisible to non-magical reptiles for 1d4 hours ",
1207 "1206": "Caster is invisible to the person who most recently wounded him ",
1208 "1207": "Caster is invisible while underwater ",
1209 "1208": "Caster is invited to join a colony of cannibals for dinner ",
1210 "1209": "Caster is known to have had illicit dealings with the undead ",
1211 "1210": "Caster is known to have predicated in scandalous fertility rites ",
1212 "1211": "Caster is naturally camouflaged for stealth in a snowy setting ",
1213 "1212": "Caster is nearly paralyzed by fear while his spellbook is open ",
1214 "1213": "Caster is on the verge of starvation, no matter how much he eats ",
1215 "1214": "Caster is owed a favor by the local magistrate ",
1216 "1215": "Caster is paralyzed from the neck up for 1d6 rounds ",
1217 "1216": "Caster is partially immune to magical cold while holding an apple ",
1218 "1217": "Caster is permanently disfigured by the next fire he sets ",
1219 "1218": "Caster is permanently invisible to the next person to injure him ",
1220 "1219": "Caster is pinned beneath a large tombstone bearing his name ",
1221 "1220": "Caster is poisoned and has 6d6 days to find its only antidote ",
1222 "1221": "Caster is punctured as if he'd spent the night in an iron maiden ",
1223 "1222": "Caster is ravenously hungry after each battle ",
1224 "1223": "Caster is reduced to first level for 4d6 hours ",
1225 "1224": "Caster is reduced to one hit point when he next triggers a Burst ",
1226 "1225": "Caster is related by blood to no one who has ever lived ",
1227 "1226": "Caster is reluctant to bring his spellbook indoors ",
1228 "1227": "Caster is reluctant to carry any weapons after sunset ",
1229 "1228": "Caster is reluctant to cast any spell that he now has memorized ",
1230 "1229": "Caster is reluctant to enter any building he's previously entered ",
1231 "1230": "Caster is reluctant to get blood on any of his weapons ",
1232 "1231": "Caster is reluctant to wield any weapon that hasn't drawn blood ",
1233 "1232": "Caster is rumored to be an artificial, creature without a soul ",
1234 "1233": "Caster is rumored to be plotting a political assassination ",
1235 "1234": "Caster is rumored to be protected by a mighty dragon ",
1236 "1235": "Caster is rumored to be the reincarnation of a despised tyrant ",
1237 "1236": "Caster is rumored to drink orc's blood by the quart ",
1238 "1237": "Caster is rumored to have been replaced by an infernal impostor ",
1239 "1238": "Caster is rumored to have killed the last person to ask his name ",
1240 "1239": "Caster is rumored to have murdered hundreds of innocent people ",
1241 "1240": "Caster is rumored to have orc's blood flowing through his veins ",
1242 "1241": "Caster is rumored to have paid orcs to perform unseemly services ",
1243 "1242": "Caster is rumored to have participated in dreadful funerary rites ",
1244 "1243": "Caster is rumored to have participated in genocide against Elves ",
1245 "1244": "Caster is rumored to have participated in the murder of a deity ",
1246 "1245": "Caster is rumored to have performed horrid rituals on Dwarves ",
1247 "1246": "Caster is rumored to have placed a huge bounty on his own head ",
1248 "1247": "Caster is rumored to have sold his family into slavery ",
1249 "1248": "Caster is rumored to have the heart of a goblin ",
1250 "1249": "Caster is rumored to have wronged a member of the royal family ",
1251 "1250": "Caster is rumored to use clairvoyance for purposes of voyeurism ",
1252 "1251": "Caster is scarred as if he'd been burned over 80% of his body ",
1253 "1252": "Caster is scrupulously honest in all financial dealings ",
1254 "1253": "Caster is sealed in a huge but otherwise normal chicken egg ",
1255 "1254": "Caster is sealed in a pine coffin ",
1256 "1255": "Caster is sealed in an oak barrel ",
1257 "1256": "Caster is seated on a platform high atop a tall, narrow pole ",
1258 "1257": "Caster is skilled in a new weapon but can't use it in daylight ",
1259 "1258": "Caster is Slowed when he becomes invisible ",
1260 "1259": "Caster is smeared from head to toe with molasses ",
1261 "1260": "Caster is soaked each time he casts a water-based spell ",
1262 "1261": "Caster is somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert ",
1263 "1262": "Caster is soon jailed for public lewdness and profanity ",
1264 "1263": "Caster is soon jailed for suspicion of murder ",
1265 "1264": "Caster is soon jailed for unlawful use of magical knowledge ",
1266 "1265": "Caster is sought by a band of militant vivisectionists ",
1267 "1266": "Caster is sparsely flecked with salt like a pretzel ",
1268 "1267": "Caster is standing in an open field, west of a white house ",
1269 "1268": "Caster is stricken mute until he's cut by a magic weapon ",
1270 "1269": "Caster is stripped of monetary wealth except what he's carrying ",
1271 "1270": "Caster is suddenly alone at the center of a vast field of slag ",
1272 "1271": "Caster is suddenly carrying a twenty-pound sack full of straw ",
1273 "1272": "Caster is suddenly in the throes of advanced labor ",
1274 "1273": "Caster is suddenly on the other side of the nearest locked door ",
1275 "1274": "Caster is suddenly seated on a throne formed of apple cores ",
1276 "1275": "Caster is suddenly sitting in an elegant bathtub ",
1277 "1276": "Caster is suddenly standing at the base of the nearest waterfall ",
1278 "1277": "Caster is suddenly standing atop a single stilt ",
1279 "1278": "Caster is suddenly standing atop a very tall ladder ",
1280 "1279": "Caster is suddenly standing atop the nearest boulder ",
1281 "1280": "Caster is suddenly standing atop the nearest horse ",
1282 "1281": "Caster is suddenly standing in a bucket of butter ",
1283 "1282": "Caster is suddenly standing in a canoe on a rushing river ",
1284 "1283": "Caster is suddenly standing in the middle of a snow-covered field ",
1285 "1284": "Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest blacksmith's smithy ",
1286 "1285": "Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest brothel ",
1287 "1286": "Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest holy water font ",
1288 "1287": "Caster is suddenly standing in the nearest pig sty ",
1289 "1288": "Caster is suddenly standing knee-deep in manure ",
1290 "1289": "Caster is suddenly standing on a two-foot cube of solid aluminum ",
1291 "1290": "Caster is suddenly surrounded by a quartet of skunks ",
1292 "1291": "Caster is suddenly unsure that he really wants to be a magic user ",
1293 "1292": "Caster is suddenly wearing a full suit of Elven chain armor ",
1294 "1293": "Caster is surrounded by eight-foot-tall slabs of concrete ",
1295 "1294": "Caster is suspected of plotting the destruction of the world ",
1296 "1295": "Caster is terrible at estimating quantities, distance, and time ",
1297 "1296": "Caster is terrified of hourglasses and time-keeping devices ",
1298 "1297": "Caster is the victim of a vast, well-coordinated conspiracy ",
1299 "1298": "Caster is the victim of a well-coordinated propaganda assault ",
1300 "1299": "Caster is the worst liar in the history of intelligent discourse ",
1301 "1300": "Caster is thickly shrouded in cobwebs ",
1302 "1301": "Caster is thoroughly entangled in the tentacles of a man-of-war ",
1303 "1302": "Caster is thoroughly smeared in bacon grease ",
1304 "1303": "Caster is thoroughly soaked with egg whites ",
1305 "1304": "Caster is thought to have a huge bounty on his head ",
1306 "1305": "Caster is thrown 1d4x1000 years into the future for 1d4 rounds ",
1307 "1306": "Caster is thrown 4d6 feet into the air ",
1308 "1307": "Caster is thrown 4d6 hours into the future ",
1309 "1308": "Caster is thrown violently backward from the spell's target point ",
1310 "1309": "Caster is tightly bound in strong wire ",
1311 "1310": "Caster is tightly wrapped in a straightjacket ",
1312 "1311": "Caster is trampled by a boar ",
1313 "1312": "Caster is trapped in a column of brackish water for 1d4 rounds ",
1314 "1313": "Caster is unable to ask questions ",
1315 "1314": "Caster is unable to cross any bridge that spans flowing water ",
1316 "1315": "Caster is unable to enter into infernal pacts ",
1317 "1316": "Caster is unaffected by magical wind for 1d4 months ",
1318 "1317": "Caster is unaffected by magically-created metal ",
1319 "1318": "Caster is unaffected by natural wind ",
1320 "1319": "Caster is unaffected by the spell Remove Curse ",
1321 "1320": "Caster is unharmed by extremes of sound ",
1322 "1321": "Caster is unharmed by moldy or rotten food ",
1323 "1322": "Caster is universally treated like a hated criminal for 1d8 days ",
1324 "1323": "Caster is unknowingly inducted into a secret society ",
1325 "1324": "Caster is utterly unable to assess his own injuries ",
1326 "1325": "Caster is utterly unable to disguise himself by magic ",
1327 "1326": "Caster is vaguely aware of any deliberate threat upon his life ",
1328 "1327": "Caster is very susceptible to peer pressure in matters of alcohol ",
1329 "1328": "Caster is violently ejected from the next building he enters ",
1330 "1329": "Caster is wearing a deep-sea diving costume with copper helmet ",
1331 "1330": "Caster is wearing a welder's mask and can't remove it until dawn ",
1332 "1331": "Caster is wearing an ornate mask made of the most delicate glass ",
1333 "1332": "Caster is wearing blood-soaked surgical gloves ",
1334 "1333": "Caster is wearing boxing gloves and can't remove them until dawn ",
1335 "1334": "Caster is wearing bunny fur ",
1336 "1335": "Caster is wearing clothes that are 10d10 centuries out of date ",
1337 "1336": "Caster is wearing enough clothing for 3d4 people ",
1338 "1337": "Caster is wearing extraordinarily glamorous false eyelashes ",
1339 "1338": "Caster is wearing golf shoes ",
1340 "1339": "Caster is wearing his mother's wedding gown ",
1341 "1340": "Caster is wearing horseshoes ",
1342 "1341": "Caster is wearing ice skates ",
1343 "1342": "Caster is wearing nothing but a thin loincloth ",
1344 "1343": "Caster is wearing roller skates ",
1345 "1344": "Caster is wearing snowshoes and can't remove them until it snows ",
1346 "1345": "Caster is wearing the clothes that he'll be wearing when he dies ",
1347 "1346": "Caster is wearing the leathered skin of a recently dead king ",
1348 "1347": "Caster is wearing what appears to be his heart on his sleeve ",
1349 "1348": "Caster is widely known to be a reprehensible hedonist ",
1350 "1349": "Caster is worshipped as a god by some degenerate, isolated tribe ",
1351 "1350": "Caster is wracked by searing pain every time he asks a question ",
1352 "1351": "Caster is wracked by searing pain when he draws another's blood ",
1353 "1352": "Caster is wracked by searing pain when he touches the undead ",
1354 "1353": "Caster isn't quite certain that he's not the spawn of a demon ",
1355 "1354": "Caster jams both thumbs deep into his nostrils for 1d6 rounds ",
1356 "1355": "Caster just barely passes for a member of his race ",
1357 "1356": "Caster keeps smelling burnt toast ",
1358 "1357": "Caster keeps talking despite everyone's utter lack of interest ",
1359 "1358": "Caster knows a method by which gold can be tempered like steel ",
1360 "1359": "Caster knows a new language for 1d4 weeks ",
1361 "1360": "Caster knows a spell that will slay him instantly ",
1362 "1361": "Caster knows that he'll go mad if he says his name aloud ",
1363 "1362": "Caster knows the location of every mammal now within one mile ",
1364 "1363": "Caster knows the secret language of frogs and toads ",
1365 "1364": "Caster laughs heartily when he sees his allies injured ",
1366 "1365": "Caster leaps from the next bridge that he crosses ",
1367 "1366": "Caster learns a damaging secret about one of his allies ",
1368 "1367": "Caster learns that he's been assigned to some government position ",
1369 "1368": "Caster learns that his arranged marriage is due to occur tomorrow ",
1370 "1369": "Caster learns that his parents were undead on the day he was born ",
1371 "1370": "Caster leaves no footprints in snow ",
1372 "1371": "Caster likes to tell everyone that he has an eidetic memory ",
1373 "1372": "Caster looks as if he's been submerged in a bog for six months ",
1374 "1373": "Caster loses 10d1000 gold pieces in a wacky investment scheme ",
1375 "1374": "Caster loses 1d10 hit points if a nearby cleric Turns Undead ",
1376 "1375": "Caster loses 1d10 points of Strength; regains one point per day ",
1377 "1376": "Caster loses 1d4 hit points each round that he's invisible ",
1378 "1377": "Caster loses 1d4 hit points every time he speaks a pun ",
1379 "1378": "Caster loses 1d4 hit points per hour until sunset tonight ",
1380 "1379": "Caster loses 3d8 hit points any time he uses the spell Read Magic ",
1381 "1380": "Caster loses access to a single school of magic for 1d4 weeks ",
1382 "1381": "Caster loses access to all but one school of magic for 2d6 days ",
1383 "1382": "Caster loses all comprehension of the concept of money ",
1384 "1383": "Caster loses all hair on the left side of his body ",
1385 "1384": "Caster loses one hit point each time he calls someone by name ",
1386 "1385": "Caster loses one hit point per level of spells cast in sunlight ",
1387 "1386": "Caster loses one point of Charisma for each hit point he loses ",
1388 "1387": "Caster loses one point of Charisma per day for 3d6 weeks ",
1389 "1388": "Caster loses one pound per level of spell he casts ",
1390 "1389": "Caster loses only 1 hit point from the next 3d8 attacks upon him ",
1391 "1390": "Caster makes outrageous bets about the most unlikely events ",
1392 "1391": "Caster mentions a wish to join a secret society called The Tres ",
1393 "1392": "Caster mispronounces everyone's name, offensively if possible ",
1394 "1393": "Caster must carry at least one pound of raw meat at all times ",
1395 "1394": "Caster must carry his spellbook in hand, not in a bag or pouch ",
1396 "1395": "Caster must drink his weight in water by sunset ",
1397 "1396": "Caster must drink salt water instead of fresh water ",
1398 "1397": "Caster must eat at least one pound of salt each week ",
1399 "1398": "Caster must include a vile expletive in every sentence he speaks ",
1400 "1399": "Caster must insult any figure of authority at least 1d4 times ",
1401 "1400": "Caster must Save or his arms start decomposing as if he's dead ",
1402 "1401": "Caster must Save or turn into an anthropomorphic weasel ",
1403 "1402": "Caster must Save vs Fortitude or food turns to iron in his mouth ",
1404 "1403": "Caster must Save vs Fortitude or his lungs turn to gold ",
1405 "1404": "Caster must Save vs Fortitude, or his weight doubles ",
1406 "1405": "Caster must Save vs Will or attempt to disembowel himself ",
1407 "1406": "Caster must Save vs Will or begin aging twenty years per round ",
1408 "1407": "Caster must Save vs Will, or he becomes permanently illiterate ",
1409 "1408": "Caster must state his name to anyone who asks it ",
1410 "1409": "Caster no longer able to share with others ",
1411 "1410": "Caster no longer believes that magic really exists ",
1412 "1411": "Caster no longer needs to eat but can't heal injuries naturally ",
1413 "1412": "Caster no longer perspires ",
1414 "1413": "Caster no longer produces saliva ",
1415 "1414": "Caster now breathes nitrogen instead of oxygen ",
1416 "1415": "Caster obsessively pursues his goal of acquiring a second head ",
1417 "1416": "Caster offers to sell his spellbook to the lowest bidder ",
1418 "1417": "Caster only needs to eat during alternating weeks ",
1419 "1418": "Caster owes 10d100 gold pieces to the next person he touches ",
1420 "1419": "Caster owes 1d4 gold pieces to everyone within 100 yards ",
1421 "1420": "Caster owes a colossal sum of money to a local lender ",
1422 "1421": "Caster owes his life to someone who won't be born for centuries ",
1423 "1422": "Caster perceives an assassin hiding behind every tree and rock ",
1424 "1423": "Caster perceives marbles to be rolling around inside his skull ",
1425 "1424": "Caster perceives mysterious ships to be flying in the air nearby ",
1426 "1425": "Caster permanently gains 1d4-1 hit points ",
1427 "1426": "Caster permanently gains an additional 1d4 hit points ",
1428 "1427": "Caster permanently loses 1d4-1 hit points ",
1429 "1428": "Caster permanently loses the sense of taste ",
1430 "1429": "Caster prefers not to cast magic indoors ",
1431 "1430": "Caster prefers not to cast magic unless it's raining ",
1432 "1431": "Caster prefers not to cast magic while anyone is watching him ",
1433 "1432": "Caster prefers not to cast magic while it's raining ",
1434 "1433": "Caster projects an air of competence even when it's unwarranted ",
1435 "1434": "Caster prophesies that he'll die by drowning in melted butter ",
1436 "1435": "Caster publicly curses a member of the royal family ",
1437 "1436": "Caster pursues a disastrous fiscal policy despite public outcry ",
1438 "1437": "Caster quickly rusts if someone else's blood touches him ",
1439 "1438": "Caster randomly teleports 1d100 yards when he becomes invisible ",
1440 "1439": "Caster raves like a lunatic whenever he witnesses a spellcasting ",
1441 "1440": "Caster reacts to hospitality with shocking boorishness ",
1442 "1441": "Caster reacts violently to any perceived insults ",
1443 "1442": "Caster reacts violently to anyone bearing a coat-of-arms ",
1444 "1443": "Caster reacts violently to anyone he hears using improper grammar ",
1445 "1444": "Caster reacts violently to anyone who asks his name ",
1446 "1445": "Caster reacts violently to conspicuous rhymes in speech ",
1447 "1446": "Caster reacts violently to offers of food or water ",
1448 "1447": "Caster reacts violently to religious symbols displayed in battle ",
1449 "1448": "Caster reacts violently to the scent of baking bread ",
1450 "1449": "Caster realizes he's an escaped slave whose owner is tracking him ",
1451 "1450": "Caster realizes that chickens and ducks are plotting a mutiny ",
1452 "1451": "Caster realizes that he's his left arm isn't actually attached ",
1453 "1452": "Caster realizes that he's lived this day repeatedly for years ",
1454 "1453": "Caster realizes that he's skilled in the use of the bola ",
1455 "1454": "Caster realizes that he's standing on a trapdoor over a deep pit ",
1456 "1455": "Caster realizes that he's very close to fulfilling his destiny ",
1457 "1456": "Caster realizes that his name is a synonym for manure ",
1458 "1457": "Caster recalls enduring hideous torture but doesn't know when ",
1459 "1458": "Caster recalls every insult with remarkable clarity ",
1460 "1459": "Caster receives a divine vision of some dreadfully mundane event ",
1461 "1460": "Caster receives no Save against the next spell cast against him ",
1462 "1461": "Caster recently drank a poison or a potion; he can't recall which ",
1463 "1462": "Caster recently found a powerful artifact but doesn't realize it ",
1464 "1463": "Caster recently took an inviolable vow but can quite remember it ",
1465 "1464": "Caster recites a long list of grievances against his allies ",
1466 "1465": "Caster recites that bit from Macbeth whenever he holds a dagger ",
1467 "1466": "Caster refers to his allies by cute nicknames ",
1468 "1467": "Caster refers to his spellbook as his 'Booky-Wooky' ",
1469 "1468": "Caster refuses to carry any gems or jewels ",
1470 "1469": "Caster refuses to eat in the presence of Dwarves ",
1471 "1470": "Caster refuses to enter any town that isn't encircled by a wall ",
1472 "1471": "Caster refuses to handle any blade that hasn't drawn blood ",
1473 "1472": "Caster refuses to rage, rage against the dying of the light ",
1474 "1473": "Caster refuses to speak to anyone while his spellbook is open ",
1475 "1474": "Caster refuses to speak to anyone who addresses him by name ",
1476 "1475": "Caster refuses to speak with one particular ally ",
1477 "1476": "Caster refuses to wield any weapon not engraved with his name ",
1478 "1477": "Caster refuses to wield any weapon that has ever drawn blood ",
1479 "1478": "Caster repeats the next round 1d100 times ",
1480 "1479": "Caster requires only 1d8 hours of sleep per week ",
1481 "1480": "Caster reveals that he enjoys the taste of roasted Dwarf ",
1482 "1481": "Caster reveals that he's a doppelganger ",
1483 "1482": "Caster routinely forgets magical command words ",
1484 "1483": "Caster routinely forgets that he can't breathe underwater ",
1485 "1484": "Caster routinely forgets that poisons are harmful when ingested ",
1486 "1485": "Caster routinely forgets the reason he stood up, sat down, etc. ",
1487 "1486": "Caster routinely forgets to douse campfires, cooking fires, etc. ",
1488 "1487": "Caster routinely forgets to draw a weapon before attacking ",
1489 "1488": "Caster routinely forgets to eat, even when he's famished ",
1490 "1489": "Caster routinely forgets to lie down before sleeping ",
1491 "1490": "Caster routinely forgets to put his clothes on after bathing ",
1492 "1491": "Caster routinely forgets to remove his clothes before bathing ",
1493 "1492": "Caster routinely forgets where he is and where he's going ",
1494 "1493": "Caster routinely forgets where he left his spellbook ",
1495 "1494": "Caster routinely forgets whether or not he's wearing armor ",
1496 "1495": "Caster routinely forgets which spells he has memorized ",
1497 "1496": "Caster routinely loses his train of thought mid-sentence ",
1498 "1497": "Caster runs to and attempts to uproot the nearest tree ",
1499 "1498": "Caster runs to the nearest abattoir ",
1500 "1499": "Caster seeks sanctuary in the nearest brothel ",
1501 "1500": "Caster sees as if everything is cloaked in perpetual twilight ",
1502 "1501": "Caster sees as if his eyes were hovering one foot to the left ",
1503 "1502": "Caster sees as if his eyes were in the back of his head ",
1504 "1503": "Caster sees as if his eyes were where his ears are ",
1505 "1504": "Caster sees colorful ribbons swirling in the air around him ",
1506 "1505": "Caster sees cryptic messages in the patterns of plant growth ",
1507 "1506": "Caster sees everything as if he's deep underwater ",
1508 "1507": "Caster sees everything as through a glass, darkly ",
1509 "1508": "Caster sees geysers of flaming pitch erupting all around him ",
1510 "1509": "Caster sees ghostly courtesans all around him ",
1511 "1510": "Caster sees huge bats and manta rays whirling all around him ",
1512 "1511": "Caster sees in daylight as if it's night, and vice versa ",
1513 "1512": "Caster sees menacing, shadowy figures everywhere he goes ",
1514 "1513": "Caster sees the spell's target point as a place of great holiness ",
1515 "1514": "Caster selected today's attire with insufficient forethought ",
1516 "1515": "Caster seriously considers abandoning magic for all time ",
1517 "1516": "Caster seriously considers entering the clergy ",
1518 "1517": "Caster shatters like glass if he falls more than 2X his height ",
1519 "1518": "Caster shivers uncontrollably in the presence of fire ",
1520 "1519": "Caster shows all signs of plague but is actually quite healthy ",
1521 "1520": "Caster shows everyone his wounds and asks if they look infected ",
1522 "1521": "Caster shrieks like a fire alarm in the presence of fire ",
1523 "1522": "Caster shrinks by 50% upon losing 50% of his hit points ",
1524 "1523": "Caster shuns the company of other magic users ",
1525 "1524": "Caster shuns the use of magic items as being 'amateurish' ",
1526 "1525": "Caster shuns the use of weapons that contain ferrous metal ",
1527 "1526": "Caster sinks like a stone in water but cannot drown ",
1528 "1527": "Caster smells faintly of cabbage ",
1529 "1528": "Caster smells strongly burnt toast ",
1530 "1529": "Caster smells strongly of alcohol ",
1531 "1530": "Caster smells strongly of blood while he's wet ",
1532 "1531": "Caster smells strongly of boiling tar ",
1533 "1532": "Caster smells strongly of exotic perfumes ",
1534 "1533": "Caster smells strongly of fuel oil ",
1535 "1534": "Caster smells strongly of fungus while he's near a campfire ",
1536 "1535": "Caster smells strongly of garlic ",
1537 "1536": "Caster smells strongly of peppermint ",
1538 "1537": "Caster smells strongly of rose petals ",
1539 "1538": "Caster sneezes 1d20 times in each of the next 1d20 rounds ",
1540 "1539": "Caster sneezes repeatedly when he becomes invisible ",
1541 "1540": "Caster sparkles as though dusted with glitter from now on ",
1542 "1541": "Caster speaks in an obviously fake and irritating Cockney accent ",
1543 "1542": "Caster spends 1d4 rounds attacking the nearest tree ",
1544 "1543": "Caster spends 1d4 rounds attempting to ignite his shoes ",
1545 "1544": "Caster spends 1d4 rounds trying to cast this same spell ",
1546 "1545": "Caster spends 1d4 rounds trying to strangle himself with his hair ",
1547 "1546": "Caster spends 2d10 rounds racing toward the nearest coastline ",
1548 "1547": "Caster spends 2d10 rounds trying to look into his own ears ",
1549 "1548": "Caster spends all of his money on the next thing he buys ",
1550 "1549": "Caster spews philosophical gobbledygook about one-hand-clapping ",
1551 "1550": "Caster spouts water like a gargoyle for 1d4 rounds ",
1552 "1551": "Caster spreads vicious and embarrassing rumors about himself ",
1553 "1552": "Caster sprouts a dorsal fin ",
1554 "1553": "Caster sprouts a ghastly tentacle from the center of his chest ",
1555 "1554": "Caster sprouts a large, spongy mass between his shoulder blades ",
1556 "1555": "Caster sprouts a mane like a lion's ",
1557 "1556": "Caster sprouts a new ear on the back of one hand ",
1558 "1557": "Caster sprouts a pretty flower from his chin ",
1559 "1558": "Caster sprouts a prominent brow ridge ",
1560 "1559": "Caster sprouts a retractable metal antenna from his forehead ",
1561 "1560": "Caster sprouts a small, flaming wick atop of his head ",
1562 "1561": "Caster sprouts a tiny horn from the tip of his nose ",
1563 "1562": "Caster sprouts a zipper along the length of his spine ",
1564 "1563": "Caster sprouts an additional ear behind each of his normal ears ",
1565 "1564": "Caster sprouts an eye at the exact top of his head ",
1566 "1565": "Caster sprouts an ugly protuberance from his forearm ",
1567 "1566": "Caster sprouts sharp blades along the edges of his forearms ",
1568 "1567": "Caster sprouts tiny, useless wings from the bridge of his nose ",
1569 "1568": "Caster sprouts wild-looking feathers on his cheeks ",
1570 "1569": "Caster sprouts wires and rubber tubing from his flesh ",
1571 "1570": "Caster stands in uffish thought for 3d4 rounds ",
1572 "1571": "Caster stares at the spell's target point for 1d10 rounds ",
1573 "1572": "Caster starts billing his allies for each spell he casts ",
1574 "1573": "Caster starts dancing and can't stop until he's struck by magic ",
1575 "1574": "Caster starts running and thinks he'll explode if he stops ",
1576 "1575": "Caster steps into a snare and is hoisted high into a tree ",
1577 "1576": "Caster steps onto a loose stone and tumbles down the nearest hill ",
1578 "1577": "Caster sticks to the next metal item he touches for 1d6 turns ",
1579 "1578": "Caster stumbles into the next campfire that he passes ",
1580 "1579": "Caster suddenly has 2d4+2 toes jutting from his face ",
1581 "1580": "Caster suddenly has feet like an elephant ",
1582 "1581": "Caster suddenly has misgivings about his skill as a magic user ",
1583 "1582": "Caster suddenly has ten toes on each foot ",
1584 "1583": "Caster suddenly has ten toes on one foot and none on the other ",
1585 "1584": "Caster suddenly realizes that he's been naked for 2d8 days ",
1586 "1585": "Caster suddenly realizes that his clothing is made of human skin ",
1587 "1586": "Caster suddenly starts hemorrhaging honey and molasses ",
1588 "1587": "Caster suffers 10X normal damage from falls of more than 20 feet ",
1589 "1588": "Caster suffers 2x the damage from the next 1d4 attacks on him ",
1590 "1589": "Caster suffers acute paranoia whenever he hears his name ",
1591 "1590": "Caster suffers an intense, debilitating fever for 1d4 days ",
1592 "1591": "Caster suffers bouts of rampant xenophobia ",
1593 "1592": "Caster suffers brief pain every time he closes a book ",
1594 "1593": "Caster suffers cramps if he uses magic within an hour of eating ",
1595 "1594": "Caster suffers crippling arthritis pain ",
1596 "1595": "Caster suffers delusions about the efficacy of the Free Market ",
1597 "1596": "Caster suffers fools gladly ",
1598 "1597": "Caster suffers incredible fear the next time he crosses a bridge ",
1599 "1598": "Caster suffers intense pain during attempts at magical healing ",
1600 "1599": "Caster suffers intense pain in his eyes whenever he sees undead ",
1601 "1600": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he changes shape ",
1602 "1601": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he eats cooked meat ",
1603 "1602": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he enters a temple or church ",
1604 "1603": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he passes through a doorway ",
1605 "1604": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he treads upon grass ",
1606 "1605": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he tries to sing ",
1607 "1606": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he uses Divination magic ",
1608 "1607": "Caster suffers intense pain whenever he wields a magical blade ",
1609 "1608": "Caster suffers maximum damage from the next 1d4 attacks upon him ",
1610 "1609": "Caster suffers the bends as if he surfaced too quickly ",
1611 "1610": "Caster suffers the tortures of the damned for 1d4 hours ",
1612 "1611": "Caster suspects that all foliage nearby is hostile to him ",
1613 "1612": "Caster suspects that everyone nearby is trying to rob him ",
1614 "1613": "Caster suspects that his allies have all joined a dangerous cult ",
1615 "1614": "Caster suspects that his use of magic is entirely delusional ",
1616 "1615": "Caster suspects that someone nearby has taken over his mind ",
1617 "1616": "Caster suspects that someone nearby is a mechanical automaton ",
1618 "1617": "Caster takes a big bite out of his spellbook ",
1619 "1618": "Caster takes a big bite out of the nearest statue ",
1620 "1619": "Caster takes a big bite out of the nearest tree ",
1621 "1620": "Caster takes a vow of absolute pacifism for 2d4-1 days ",
1622 "1621": "Caster teleports one mile the next time he crosses a river ",
1623 "1622": "Caster teleports to exactly where he was standing an hour ago ",
1624 "1623": "Caster teleports to the planet's moon for 1d4 hours ",
1625 "1624": "Caster teleports to the site of another caster's Chaos Burst ",
1626 "1625": "Caster teleports to the site of the most recent state execution ",
1627 "1626": "Caster teleports to the spot where he last ate ",
1628 "1627": "Caster tells everyone that he has an eidetic memory ",
1629 "1628": "Caster tells everyone that his bones are made of diamond ",
1630 "1629": "Caster tells malicious lies about his employer or benefactor ",
1631 "1630": "Caster tells malicious lies in the presence of clergy ",
1632 "1631": "Caster tends to be marked as the strongest member of his party ",
1633 "1632": "Caster tends to become briefly invisible at inconvenient times ",
1634 "1633": "Caster tends to dribble heavily when drinking from a mug or cup ",
1635 "1634": "Caster thinks that 'high-ho, high-ho' is a proper Dwarf greeting ",
1636 "1635": "Caster thinks that a distant mountain is made of gold ",
1637 "1636": "Caster thinks that a huge fire is blazing all around him ",
1638 "1637": "Caster thinks that a magic candle is burning in his stomach ",
1639 "1638": "Caster thinks that a nearby ally is sapping his magical energies ",
1640 "1639": "Caster thinks that a past life is intruding upon his current one ",
1641 "1640": "Caster thinks that a snake runs the length of his digestive tract ",
1642 "1641": "Caster thinks that a violent hailstorm is going on ",
1643 "1642": "Caster thinks that all fire is an illusion ",
1644 "1643": "Caster thinks that all of his suspicions are justified ",
1645 "1644": "Caster thinks that all other magic users are out to get him ",
1646 "1645": "Caster thinks that all royalty is hopelessly corrupt ",
1647 "1646": "Caster thinks that an ally will kill him before sunset tomorrow ",
1648 "1647": "Caster thinks that any wound he receives is much, much worse ",
1649 "1648": "Caster thinks that elementals pose no threat to him ",
1650 "1649": "Caster thinks that every herbivore in the world hates him ",
1651 "1650": "Caster thinks that every scratch will infect him with lycanthropy ",
1652 "1651": "Caster thinks that everyone he knows is an impostor ",
1653 "1652": "Caster thinks that everyone is jealous of his magical prowess ",
1654 "1653": "Caster thinks that everyone thinks that he is an impostor ",
1655 "1654": "Caster thinks that everything he owns has been replaced by a copy ",
1656 "1655": "Caster thinks that everything he owns is powerfully enchanted ",
1657 "1656": "Caster thinks that evil beings will kill to possess his spellbook ",
1658 "1657": "Caster thinks that food prepared by others is poisonous to him ",
1659 "1658": "Caster thinks that gold will burn him if placed against his skin ",
1660 "1659": "Caster thinks that he came into existence just 1d4 days ago ",
1661 "1660": "Caster thinks that he can become invisible to undead at will ",
1662 "1661": "Caster thinks that he can command dragons to do his bidding ",
1663 "1662": "Caster thinks that he can communicate with ants ",
1664 "1663": "Caster thinks that he can communicate with cats ",
1665 "1664": "Caster thinks that he can fly by leaping off of tall buildings ",
1666 "1665": "Caster thinks that he can handle red-hot metal without harm ",
1667 "1666": "Caster thinks that he can neutralize poisons by swallowing them ",
1668 "1667": "Caster thinks that he can restore the undead to true life ",
1669 "1668": "Caster thinks that he can speak directly to his deity ",
1670 "1669": "Caster thinks that he can speak with birds ",
1671 "1670": "Caster thinks that he can survive many hammer blows to the skull ",
1672 "1671": "Caster thinks that he died during his youth ",
1673 "1672": "Caster thinks that he has a weakness to green rock ",
1674 "1673": "Caster thinks that he has diplomatic immunity ",
1675 "1674": "Caster thinks that he has the power to speak prophecy ",
1676 "1675": "Caster thinks that he is attended by invisible undead retainers ",
1677 "1676": "Caster thinks that he just died and is now a zombie ",
1678 "1677": "Caster thinks that he knows the location of a vast horde of gold ",
1679 "1678": "Caster thinks that he looks totally different after each sunrise ",
1680 "1679": "Caster thinks that he must eat a pound of soil by midnight ",
1681 "1680": "Caster thinks that he must hold an awkward item to cast magic ",
1682 "1681": "Caster thinks that he must learn a new spell before sunset ",
1683 "1682": "Caster thinks that he must protect the target at all costs ",
1684 "1683": "Caster thinks that he must quickly remove and burn his clothes ",
1685 "1684": "Caster thinks that he must undertake some bizarre quest ",
1686 "1685": "Caster thinks that he owes thousands of gold pieces to the king ",
1687 "1686": "Caster thinks that he owns everything now in his line of sight ",
1688 "1687": "Caster thinks that he smells strongly of manure ",
1689 "1688": "Caster thinks that he'll be a god if he removes all of his skin ",
1690 "1689": "Caster thinks that he'll be canonized immediately after his death ",
1691 "1690": "Caster thinks that he'll be eaten by zombies if he falls asleep ",
1692 "1691": "Caster thinks that he'll be executed for treason at dawn tomorrow ",
1693 "1692": "Caster thinks that he'll be executed for treason if he uses magic ",
1694 "1693": "Caster thinks that he'll be immolated if he uses magical fire ",
1695 "1694": "Caster thinks that he'll be killed in his sleep one night soon ",
1696 "1695": "Caster thinks that he'll catch a disease if he uses magic items ",
1697 "1696": "Caster thinks that he'll combust if he gets wet ",
1698 "1697": "Caster thinks that he'll combust if he tells a lie ",
1699 "1698": "Caster thinks that he'll combust unless he wears a garland of ivy ",
1700 "1699": "Caster thinks that he'll contract every disease he encounters ",
1701 "1700": "Caster thinks that he'll die if a particular person nearby dies ",
1702 "1701": "Caster thinks that he'll die unless he eats a magical scroll ",
1703 "1702": "Caster thinks that he'll drown in the next water he crosses ",
1704 "1703": "Caster thinks that he'll excrete diamonds if he ingests coal ",
1705 "1704": "Caster thinks that he'll melt if he gets too close to a fire ",
1706 "1705": "Caster thinks that he's a master thief ",
1707 "1706": "Caster thinks that he's a priest of a foul, tentacled monstrosity ",
1708 "1707": "Caster thinks that he's actually 10X older than he appears to be ",
1709 "1708": "Caster thinks that he's aging at a rate of one year per hour ",
1710 "1709": "Caster thinks that he's been declared The Protector Of The Forest ",
1711 "1710": "Caster thinks that he's been spared for some infernal purpose ",
1712 "1711": "Caster thinks that he's being attacked by piranha ",
1713 "1712": "Caster thinks that he's being attacked by the nearest boulder ",
1714 "1713": "Caster thinks that he's being consumed by invisible worms ",
1715 "1714": "Caster thinks that he's being held against his will ",
1716 "1715": "Caster thinks that he's being savaged by rabid dogs ",
1717 "1716": "Caster thinks that he's being squeezed by a large python ",
1718 "1717": "Caster thinks that he's dead and hopes his allies don't find out ",
1719 "1718": "Caster thinks that he's destined to be hanged at midnight tonight ",
1720 "1719": "Caster thinks that he's destined to die in a comical fashion ",
1721 "1720": "Caster thinks that he's died and gone to heaven ",
1722 "1721": "Caster thinks that he's fireproof while he's naked ",
1723 "1722": "Caster thinks that he's guilty of sedition and treason ",
1724 "1723": "Caster thinks that he's highly combustible ",
1725 "1724": "Caster thinks that he's immune to lycanthropy ",
1726 "1725": "Caster thinks that he's immune to necromantic magic ",
1727 "1726": "Caster thinks that he's immune to non-magical diseases ",
1728 "1727": "Caster thinks that he's indentured to some nearby landowner ",
1729 "1728": "Caster thinks that he's invincible while he's talking ",
1730 "1729": "Caster thinks that he's invulnerable to magical weapons ",
1731 "1730": "Caster thinks that he's invulnerable to missile weapons ",
1732 "1731": "Caster thinks that he's invulnerable while he's invisible ",
1733 "1732": "Caster thinks that he's invulnerable while wearing a hat ",
1734 "1733": "Caster thinks that he's just escaped from rogue vivisectionists ",
1735 "1734": "Caster thinks that he's next in line for the throne of hell ",
1736 "1735": "Caster thinks that he's on fire and begs people to extinguish him ",
1737 "1736": "Caster thinks that he's raised himself from the dead ",
1738 "1737": "Caster thinks that he's seeing through someone else's eye ",
1739 "1738": "Caster thinks that he's slowly transforming into a dragon ",
1740 "1739": "Caster thinks that he's sold his soul to several different demons ",
1741 "1740": "Caster thinks that he's sold his soul to that guy at the market ",
1742 "1741": "Caster thinks that he's soon to be bronze-plated ",
1743 "1742": "Caster thinks that he's standing at the edge of a cliff ",
1744 "1743": "Caster thinks that he's standing in a chest-high heap of manure ",
1745 "1744": "Caster thinks that he's standing in waist-deep water ",
1746 "1745": "Caster thinks that he's standing on a tall, narrow staircase ",
1747 "1746": "Caster thinks that he's stolen this body from its rightful owner ",
1748 "1747": "Caster thinks that he's the child of some unlikely person nearby ",
1749 "1748": "Caster thinks that he's the lizard king and can do anything ",
1750 "1749": "Caster thinks that he's the man in the moon ",
1751 "1750": "Caster thinks that he's the victim of an elaborate practical joke ",
1752 "1751": "Caster thinks that he's the victim of circumstance ",
1753 "1752": "Caster thinks that he's water soluble ",
1754 "1753": "Caster thinks that his actions are fulfilling ancient prophecy ",
1755 "1754": "Caster thinks that his allies will all be dead before morning ",
1756 "1755": "Caster thinks that his allies' wounds are much more serious ",
1757 "1756": "Caster thinks that his ancestors are speaking through his allies ",
1758 "1757": "Caster thinks that his ancestors came from a distant world ",
1759 "1758": "Caster thinks that his brain will pop if he learns one more spell ",
1760 "1759": "Caster thinks that his clothing is drenched in strong acid ",
1761 "1760": "Caster thinks that his current alignment isn't his true alignment ",
1762 "1761": "Caster thinks that his death will bring about the apocalypse ",
1763 "1762": "Caster thinks that his death will open the gates of heaven ",
1764 "1763": "Caster thinks that his death will open the gates of hell ",
1765 "1764": "Caster thinks that his deity has commanded him to kill his allies ",
1766 "1765": "Caster thinks that his destiny awaits him in the nearest cave ",
1767 "1766": "Caster thinks that his face is far too hideous to look at ",
1768 "1767": "Caster thinks that his face is just a mask he wears on his skull ",
1769 "1768": "Caster thinks that his hands will disintegrate if he touches gold ",
1770 "1769": "Caster thinks that his head is a parasitic organism ",
1771 "1770": "Caster thinks that his head is an extraneous, vestigial appendage ",
1772 "1771": "Caster thinks that his head was sewn onto this body only recently ",
1773 "1772": "Caster thinks that his head will fall off if he removes his hat ",
1774 "1773": "Caster thinks that his head will shatter if he wears a hat ",
1775 "1774": "Caster thinks that his magic items are about to explode ",
1776 "1775": "Caster thinks that his magic items are plotting against him ",
1777 "1776": "Caster thinks that his soul is controlling his body from far away ",
1778 "1777": "Caster thinks that his soul was forced into this current body ",
1779 "1778": "Caster thinks that his spellbook belongs to someone else ",
1780 "1779": "Caster thinks that his spellbook is a living entity ",
1781 "1780": "Caster thinks that his spellbook is incredibly flammable ",
1782 "1781": "Caster thinks that his spellbook is trying to consume his soul ",
1783 "1782": "Caster thinks that his spellbook is trying to kill him ",
1784 "1783": "Caster thinks that his teeth will explode if chews meat ",
1785 "1784": "Caster thinks that horses are conspiring against him ",
1786 "1785": "Caster thinks that imps and demons harass him while he sleeps ",
1787 "1786": "Caster thinks that it's cute when he speaks in baby-talk ",
1788 "1787": "Caster thinks that life is a simulation and he's soaking in a vat ",
1789 "1788": "Caster thinks that many of his memories were falsely implanted ",
1790 "1789": "Caster thinks that mighty deities are vying for his soul ",
1791 "1790": "Caster thinks that must hold one hand to his head at all times ",
1792 "1791": "Caster thinks that no non-magical animal can harm him ",
1793 "1792": "Caster thinks that no one really trusts him ",
1794 "1793": "Caster thinks that no one really understands what he's saying ",
1795 "1794": "Caster thinks that one his allies will kill him while he sleeps ",
1796 "1795": "Caster thinks that people are just using him for his money ",
1797 "1796": "Caster thinks that people think he's some kind of deity ",
1798 "1797": "Caster thinks that rhyming words have mystical significance ",
1799 "1798": "Caster thinks that some item he's carrying is about to explode ",
1800 "1799": "Caster thinks that some item he's carrying will soon explode ",
1801 "1800": "Caster thinks that some nearby person killed him yesterday ",
1802 "1801": "Caster thinks that someone else can see through his eyes ",
1803 "1802": "Caster thinks that something valuable's been stolen from him ",
1804 "1803": "Caster thinks that the king owes him a big favor ",
1805 "1804": "Caster thinks that the stars are speaking to him ",
1806 "1805": "Caster thinks that the target is the only one who can save him ",
1807 "1806": "Caster thinks that the target's death will cause the apocalypse ",
1808 "1807": "Caster thinks that the top of his head should be flattened ",
1809 "1808": "Caster thinks that the universe will cease to exist when he dies ",
1810 "1809": "Caster thinks that the world's rotation will hurl him into space ",
1811 "1810": "Caster thinks that this date will live in infamy ",
1812 "1811": "Caster thinks that this is all just a big misunderstanding ",
1813 "1812": "Caster thinks that Chaos Bursts are proof that he's nearly a deity ",
1814 "1813": "Caster threatens to kill and eat anyone who insults him ",
1815 "1814": "Caster tries to commit hara-kiri with some sort of cudgel ",
1816 "1815": "Caster tries to pop his head by squeezing it with both hands ",
1817 "1816": "Caster tries to swallow any writing instrument that he's carrying ",
1818 "1817": "Caster tries very hard to peel his face from his skull ",
1819 "1818": "Caster tries very hard to twist his nose upside down ",
1820 "1819": "Caster turns bright blue while he's bleeding ",
1821 "1820": "Caster turns into a clothing store mannequin for 1d6 rounds ",
1822 "1821": "Caster turns into a small, pot-bellied pig ",
1823 "1822": "Caster turns into an elemental of equal hit dice for 1d4 rounds ",
1824 "1823": "Caster turns invisible to himself but not to anyone else ",
1825 "1824": "Caster turns to stone but is fully restored at dawn tomorrow ",
1826 "1825": "Caster unleashes a torrent of shocking profanity for 2d4 rounds ",
1827 "1826": "Caster uses fire-based magic in preference to other magic ",
1828 "1827": "Caster utters shocking blasphemies in the presence of clergy ",
1829 "1828": "Caster utters shocking profanities at inappropriate times ",
1830 "1829": "Caster vanishes; has a 1% cumulative chance per round to return ",
1831 "1830": "Caster vanishes; in 1d8 rounds he appears at the target point ",
1832 "1831": "Caster volunteers for the most dangerous task he can find ",
1833 "1832": "Caster vows not to rest until he's found the real killers ",
1834 "1833": "Caster vows to commit deicide before the end of the year ",
1835 "1834": "Caster vows to make a little birdhouse in his soul ",
1836 "1835": "Caster vows to slay the next person to use magic on him ",
1837 "1836": "Caster vows to slay the next person who addresses him by name ",
1838 "1837": "Caster wagers all of his money on an improbable contest ",
1839 "1838": "Caster walks with a profound limp except while naked ",
1840 "1839": "Caster wants to join the next flock of birds he sees ",
1841 "1840": "Caster was born in the universe that existed before this one ",
1842 "1841": "Caster wears eyeglasses and has an odd birthmark on his forehead ",
1843 "1842": "Caster weeps powerfully adhesive tears for 1d6 rounds ",
1844 "1843": "Caster weeps tears of blood whenever someone says his name ",
1845 "1844": "Caster will appear to be his current age for the rest of his life ",
1846 "1845": "Caster will combust unless he immerses himself within an hour ",
1847 "1846": "Caster will die if struck by a wooden club in the next 1d4 rounds ",
1848 "1847": "Caster wins a magical lamp shaped like a woman's leg ",
1849 "1848": "Caster wishes to divest himself of all worldly goods ",
1850 "1849": "Caster won't age for 100 years if he cuts off his thumbs ",
1851 "1850": "Caster won't remember the next 4d6 hours ",
1852 "1851": "Caster, his gear, and clothes are translucent for 2d4-1 days ",
1853 "1852": "Caster's age is doubled until sunrise tomorrow ",
1854 "1853": "Caster's allies completely ignore him for 1d6 hours ",
1855 "1854": "Caster's allies have never quite trusted him ",
1856 "1855": "Caster's allies suspect that he isn't quite housebroken ",
1857 "1856": "Caster's allies suspect that he secretly eats mice and rats ",
1858 "1857": "Caster's allies treat him like a child for 2d12 hours ",
1859 "1858": "Caster's allies worship him as a god for 1d4 days ",
1860 "1859": "Caster's Armor Class is improved by 1d4 until dawn ",
1861 "1860": "Caster's Armor Class is worsened by 1d6 until sunset tomorrow ",
1862 "1861": "Caster's arms and legs are bound in shackles of gold ",
1863 "1862": "Caster's arms and legs look like chicken's legs ",
1864 "1863": "Caster's arms are covered by scars from ritual burns ",
1865 "1864": "Caster's arms are covered in hideous welts and bruises ",
1866 "1865": "Caster's arms are tied together in a tight knot ",
1867 "1866": "Caster's arms from shoulder to wrist are unharmed by acid ",
1868 "1867": "Caster's arms vanish for the duration of the intended spell ",
1869 "1868": "Caster's attacks are 20% likely to inflict no damage on undead ",
1870 "1869": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield sanity-damaging visions ",
1871 "1870": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of a sunken city ",
1872 "1871": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of astonishing boredom ",
1873 "1872": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of his own home ",
1874 "1873": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of horrific carnage ",
1875 "1874": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of impossible events ",
1876 "1875": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of incredible beauty ",
1877 "1876": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of nonexistent places ",
1878 "1877": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of raucous debauchery ",
1879 "1878": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of sugarplums ",
1880 "1879": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the caster himself ",
1881 "1880": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the distant future ",
1882 "1881": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of the distant past ",
1883 "1882": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of this location ",
1884 "1883": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield visions of utter desolation ",
1885 "1884": "Caster's attempts at scrying yield wildly inaccurate visions ",
1886 "1885": "Caster's attempts to change shape always fail spectacularly ",
1887 "1886": "Caster's back is scarred in a checkerboard pattern of burns ",
1888 "1887": "Caster's back is scarred with the imprint of a dragon's foot ",
1889 "1888": "Caster's base Armor Class is 8 ",
1890 "1889": "Caster's base Armor Class is 12 ",
1891 "1890": "Caster's big toes become opposable like thumbs ",
1892 "1891": "Caster's blood causes metal to become invisible ",
1893 "1892": "Caster's blood combusts violently within his body ",
1894 "1893": "Caster's blood is a sickly green and smells like manure ",
1895 "1894": "Caster's blood is poisonous to vampires and were-beasts ",
1896 "1895": "Caster's blood is sought as a panacea by Dwarves and Gnomes ",
1897 "1896": "Caster's blood is strongly adhesive after it leaves his body ",
1898 "1897": "Caster's blood is toxic to him, if ingested ",
1899 "1898": "Caster's blood is weightless ",
1900 "1899": "Caster's blood is worth more than gold, in the proper market ",
1901 "1900": "Caster's blood leaves indelible stains on rock and stone ",
1902 "1901": "Caster's blood radiates intense magic ",
1903 "1902": "Caster's body appears to have been shredded and reassembled ",
1904 "1903": "Caster's body can act independently if separated from his head ",
1905 "1904": "Caster's body is 40% fireproof ",
1906 "1905": "Caster's body is an artificial construct ",
1907 "1906": "Caster's body is covered in festering scabs ",
1908 "1907": "Caster's body is covered in ugly, livid bruises ",
1909 "1908": "Caster's body is reset to a 48-hour cycle rather than 24 ",
1910 "1909": "Caster's body is rumored to contain countless diamonds ",
1911 "1910": "Caster's body is scarred as if he's undergone an autopsy ",
1912 "1911": "Caster's body is scarred with innumerable cryptic runes ",
1913 "1912": "Caster's body swivels 180� at the waist and stays that way ",
1914 "1913": "Caster's bones are as fragile as glass for 1d4 rounds ",
1915 "1914": "Caster's bones can't be broken but are highly combustible ",
1916 "1915": "Caster's bones can't be broken unless he's barefoot ",
1917 "1916": "Caster's bones will be powerfully explosive after his death ",
1918 "1917": "Caster's boots adhere strongly to stone while he's wearing them ",
1919 "1918": "Caster's boots are worth 10d100 gold pieces ",
1920 "1919": "Caster's boots can never move more than ten feet from this spot ",
1921 "1920": "Caster's boots have been kidnapped and held for a high ransom ",
1922 "1921": "Caster's boots weigh 100 pounds when wet ",
1923 "1922": "Caster's casting times are shortened by 50% for 2d4-1 days ",
1924 "1923": "Caster's center of gravity changes daily ",
1925 "1924": "Caster's center of gravity is 1d4 feet to his left ",
1926 "1925": "Caster's center of gravity is at the level of his eyes ",
1927 "1926": "Caster's center of gravity is at the level of his feet ",
1928 "1927": "Caster's closest blood relative ascends to godhood ",
1929 "1928": "Caster's closest blood relative has been abducted by a vile cult ",
1930 "1929": "Caster's closest blood relative is slated for execution tomorrow ",
1931 "1930": "Caster's closest blood relative vows to slay him ",
1932 "1931": "Caster's clothes are 25% likely to be invisible to each viewer ",
1933 "1932": "Caster's clothes are burned to cinders, but he is unharmed ",
1934 "1933": "Caster's clothes are caked with salt ",
1935 "1934": "Caster's clothes are drenched with goat's milk ",
1936 "1935": "Caster's clothes are impervious to Alteration magic ",
1937 "1936": "Caster's clothes are impervious to fire when it's not being worn ",
1938 "1937": "Caster's clothes are invisible by firelight ",
1939 "1938": "Caster's clothes are invisible in the presence of royalty ",
1940 "1939": "Caster's clothes are soaked with lambs' blood ",
1941 "1940": "Caster's clothes are soaked with lamp oil ",
1942 "1941": "Caster's clothes are soaked with molasses ",
1943 "1942": "Caster's clothes are stripped of any and all enchantments ",
1944 "1943": "Caster's clothes are water soluble ",
1945 "1944": "Caster's clothes clatter like metal when he moves ",
1946 "1945": "Caster's clothes don't leave much to the imagination ",
1947 "1946": "Caster's clothes heat by 1� per minute for the next 1d10 hours ",
1948 "1947": "Caster's clothes maintain a constant temperature of 70� ",
1949 "1948": "Caster's clothes radiate intense magic ",
1950 "1949": "Caster's clothes turn to copper ",
1951 "1950": "Caster's clothes turn to densely-woven spider's web ",
1952 "1951": "Caster's clothes turn to living human flesh ",
1953 "1952": "Caster's clothing inflates to the size of a house ",
1954 "1953": "Caster's cranium enlarges by 25% ",
1955 "1954": "Caster's cranium reforms into a tall, blunt cone ",
1956 "1955": "Caster's death is ordered due to a Burst he triggered previously ",
1957 "1956": "Caster's death is prophesied to precede centuries of prosperity ",
1958 "1957": "Caster's death will inspire weeks of riots and revolution ",
1959 "1958": "Caster's debt increases at a rate of 30% per month ",
1960 "1959": "Caster's digestive system becomes independently sentient ",
1961 "1960": "Caster's dominant hand becomes as clumsy as his other hand ",
1962 "1961": "Caster's ears are burned from his head ",
1963 "1962": "Caster's ears are on the same side of his head ",
1964 "1963": "Caster's ears are unaffected by polymorph magic ",
1965 "1964": "Caster's ears bleed harmlessly but copiously for 10d10 rounds ",
1966 "1965": "Caster's ears can't be cut by any metal blade ",
1967 "1966": "Caster's ears fall off and regrow every few days ",
1968 "1967": "Caster's ears grow to the size of dinner plates ",
1969 "1968": "Caster's ears resemble butterfly's wings ",
1970 "1969": "Caster's elbows can't bend more than 90� ",
1971 "1970": "Caster's entire head looks like a huge nose ",
1972 "1971": "Caster's every attempt at music yields the same annoying tune ",
1973 "1972": "Caster's eyelids look like lips ",
1974 "1973": "Caster's eyes appear crystalline like diamonds ",
1975 "1974": "Caster's eyes are artificial and were installed by demons ",
1976 "1975": "Caster's eyes are invulnerable to heat and fire ",
1977 "1976": "Caster's eyes are replaced by new ones every 1d4 days ",
1978 "1977": "Caster's eyes can be safely removed for up to 1d4 hours ",
1979 "1978": "Caster's eyes can't be harmed by any physical force or object ",
1980 "1979": "Caster's eyes do not move, but he can see normally ",
1981 "1980": "Caster's eyes glow red when he tries to make a good impression ",
1982 "1981": "Caster's eyes merge into a single eye at the bridge of his nose ",
1983 "1982": "Caster's eyes migrate to his cheekbones ",
1984 "1983": "Caster's eyes migrate two inches higher on his forehead ",
1985 "1984": "Caster's eyes sink 1d4 inches into his skull ",
1986 "1985": "Caster's eyes swell shut for 2d12 hours ",
1987 "1986": "Caster's eyeteeth grow into tusks like those of a walrus ",
1988 "1987": "Caster's face and head are covered by a tight shell of fetid wax ",
1989 "1988": "Caster's face and head resemble a snowman's ",
1990 "1989": "Caster's face appears melted like wax ",
1991 "1990": "Caster's face appears to age backwards at 2X the normal rate ",
1992 "1991": "Caster's face appears to be made of chrome ",
1993 "1992": "Caster's face appears to be made of hammered aluminum ",
1994 "1993": "Caster's face appears to be upside-down ",
1995 "1994": "Caster's face appears to float 1d4 inches in front of his skull ",
1996 "1995": "Caster's face appears to have been sculpted from cold wax ",
1997 "1996": "Caster's face doesn't move when he speaks; -2 to reaction rolls ",
1998 "1997": "Caster's face elongates into a short snout with prominent teeth ",
1999 "1998": "Caster's face falls off, leaving a bare skull until sunrise ",
2000 "1999": "Caster's face is a mask ",
2001 "2000": "Caster's face is an illusion and can be dispelled as such ",
2002 "2001": "Caster's face is concave ",
2003 "2002": "Caster's face is covered with cactus spines ",
2004 "2003": "Caster's face is fireproof ",
2005 "2004": "Caster's face is glazed in a thick layer of ice ",
2006 "2005": "Caster's face is pliant like rubber ",
2007 "2006": "Caster's face is printed with intricate, dark blue tattoos ",
2008 "2007": "Caster's face is scarred as though slashed by an eagle's talons ",
2009 "2008": "Caster's face swells enough to be unrecognizable ",
2010 "2009": "Caster's face tingles in the presence of magical animals ",
2011 "2010": "Caster's face turns to wood ",
2012 "2011": "Caster's feet are burned as if he's waded through ankle-deep acid ",
2013 "2012": "Caster's feet are encased in brick ",
2014 "2013": "Caster's feet can't be burned by magical fire ",
2015 "2014": "Caster's feet inflate to 2X normal size while he wades in water ",
2016 "2015": "Caster's feet shrink by 80% while he's wearing shoes or boots ",
2017 "2016": "Caster's feet smolder gently for 1d6 hours without harming him ",
2018 "2017": "Caster's feet vanish, but he can walk comfortably on his ankles ",
2019 "2018": "Caster's fingernails are poisonous to him ",
2020 "2019": "Caster's fingernails display otherworldly scenes ",
2021 "2020": "Caster's fingernails each grow 1d20 inches ",
2022 "2021": "Caster's fingernails exude a pungent green fluid ",
2023 "2022": "Caster's fingernails grow 1d4 inches per day ",
2024 "2023": "Caster's fingers appear to be made of delicate crystal ",
2025 "2024": "Caster's fingers are as flexible as tentacles ",
2026 "2025": "Caster's fingers are as rigid as steel while they're wet ",
2027 "2026": "Caster's fingers are threaded like bolts ",
2028 "2027": "Caster's fingers can't be severed from his hands ",
2029 "2028": "Caster's fingers glow faintly in the presence of humans ",
2030 "2029": "Caster's fingers randomly shuffle their positions ",
2031 "2030": "Caster's fingers seem ice cold to anyone other than the caster ",
2032 "2031": "Caster's fist fuses into an clumsy stub ",
2033 "2032": "Caster's fist jams itself into his mouth ",
2034 "2033": "Caster's footprints glow with sickly green light for 5d6 rounds ",
2035 "2034": "Caster's footprints seem to shimmer and waver in sunlight ",
2036 "2035": "Caster's footprints shine brightly while he's invisible ",
2037 "2036": "Caster's hair and clothes become horribly entangled ",
2038 "2037": "Caster's hair and clothes constantly stir as if blown by wind ",
2039 "2038": "Caster's hair becomes tangled in any hat or helmet he wears ",
2040 "2039": "Caster's hair becomes thick and coarse like that of a boar ",
2041 "2040": "Caster's hair can never become invisible ",
2042 "2041": "Caster's hair falls out each evening and regrows by morning ",
2043 "2042": "Caster's hair freezes solid ",
2044 "2043": "Caster's hair is clear like glass ",
2045 "2044": "Caster's hair is discovered to be a bad toupee ",
2046 "2045": "Caster's hair is fireproof ",
2047 "2046": "Caster's hair is perpetually soaked with sea water ",
2048 "2047": "Caster's hair is striped like a tiger's coat ",
2049 "2048": "Caster's hair reeks of sulfur when he's near a campfire ",
2050 "2049": "Caster's hair stands straight up for the next 1d4 weeks ",
2051 "2050": "Caster's hand adheres to the next bludgeoning weapon he grips ",
2052 "2051": "Caster's hand adheres to the next tree he touches ",
2053 "2052": "Caster's hands and arms are covered with cactus needles ",
2054 "2053": "Caster's hands and feet are invisible for 1d4 weeks ",
2055 "2054": "Caster's hands appear to be crude wooden replicas ",
2056 "2055": "Caster's hands appear to be made of solid gold ",
2057 "2056": "Caster's hands appear to have been badly gnawed by rodents ",
2058 "2057": "Caster's hands are blasted to a crisp but heal in 1d4+1 weeks ",
2059 "2058": "Caster's hands are completely insulated against electricity ",
2060 "2059": "Caster's hands are impervious to all harm for one week ",
2061 "2060": "Caster's hands are invisible while he clasps them ",
2062 "2061": "Caster's hands are totally numb for 10d10 rounds ",
2063 "2062": "Caster's hands are translucent like smoky quartz ",
2064 "2063": "Caster's hands can't come within 12 inches of each other ",
2065 "2064": "Caster's hands can't come within 12 inches of his face ",
2066 "2065": "Caster's hands detach the next time he puts them in his pockets ",
2067 "2066": "Caster's hands explode but grow back by morning ",
2068 "2067": "Caster's hands feel just like two balloons ",
2069 "2068": "Caster's hands reform into lobster-like pincers ",
2070 "2069": "Caster's hands shine like a beacon visible only to goblins ",
2071 "2070": "Caster's hands shrink by 50% ",
2072 "2071": "Caster's hands shrink or grow to fit any gloves he wears ",
2073 "2072": "Caster's hands sprout coarse scales ",
2074 "2073": "Caster's hands sprout luxuriant feathers ",
2075 "2074": "Caster's head appears to hang loosely above his shoulders ",
2076 "2075": "Caster's head appears translucent when backlit by firelight ",
2077 "2076": "Caster's head deforms like a rubber ball when bludgeoned ",
2078 "2077": "Caster's head explodes as a 20HD fireball if cut from his body ",
2079 "2078": "Caster's head is demanded as tribute by some insane despot ",
2080 "2079": "Caster's head is discovered to be a mechanical construct ",
2081 "2080": "Caster's head is impervious to non-magical missile fire ",
2082 "2081": "Caster's head is now shaped like a bell ",
2083 "2082": "Caster's head is perfectly cylindrical until sunset tomorrow ",
2084 "2083": "Caster's head is permanently surrounded by dense fog ",
2085 "2084": "Caster's head is rendered permanently invisible ",
2086 "2085": "Caster's head is sealed in a block of ice with breathing holes ",
2087 "2086": "Caster's head is split down the middle but he is unharmed ",
2088 "2087": "Caster's head once belonged to a great military leader ",
2089 "2088": "Caster's head shines like a beacon visible only to orcs ",
2090 "2089": "Caster's head turns into a pumpkin for 1d6 hours ",
2091 "2090": "Caster's heart is mechanical and not subject to necromancy ",
2092 "2091": "Caster's heart is widely rumored to be the Philosopher's Stone ",
2093 "2092": "Caster's home and everything in it are invisible to him ",
2094 "2093": "Caster's home appears to be shockingly evil to everyone but him ",
2095 "2094": "Caster's home appears to have been abandoned for centuries ",
2096 "2095": "Caster's home can't be entered through the front door ",
2097 "2096": "Caster's home drops from the sky to land heavily nearby ",
2098 "2097": "Caster's home fills with some kind of thick blue liquid ",
2099 "2098": "Caster's home has a secret entrance accessible only to trolls ",
2100 "2099": "Caster's home has a secret room that he's never noticed before ",
2101 "2100": "Caster's home has served as a brothel while he's been away ",
2102 "2101": "Caster's home has served as a cafeteria while he's been away ",
2103 "2102": "Caster's home has served as a crematorium while he's been away ",
2104 "2103": "Caster's home has served as a grain silo while he's been away ",
2105 "2104": "Caster's home has served as a monastery while he's been away ",
2106 "2105": "Caster's home has served as a mortuary while he's been away ",
2107 "2106": "Caster's home has served as a pig sty while he's been away ",
2108 "2107": "Caster's home has served as a prison while he's been away ",
2109 "2108": "Caster's home has served as a public latrine while he's been away ",
2110 "2109": "Caster's home has served as a stable while he's been away ",
2111 "2110": "Caster's home has served as an abattoir while he's been away ",
2112 "2111": "Caster's home has served as an armory while he's been away ",
2113 "2112": "Caster's home has served as an unholy altar while he's been away ",
2114 "2113": "Caster's home has served as barracks while he's been away ",
2115 "2114": "Caster's home is a triumph of postmodern architecture ",
2116 "2115": "Caster's home is at the center of a huge territorial squabble ",
2117 "2116": "Caster's home is buried in compost ",
2118 "2117": "Caster's home is destroyed by a huge magical explosion ",
2119 "2118": "Caster's home is fireproof but water soluble ",
2120 "2119": "Caster's home is flattened by a mysterious magical explosion ",
2121 "2120": "Caster's home is infested with bubonic rats ",
2122 "2121": "Caster's home is leveraged in a speculative financial scheme ",
2123 "2122": "Caster's home is made of gingerbread ",
2124 "2123": "Caster's home is packed completely full of manure ",
2125 "2124": "Caster's home is packed completely full of pigs' ears ",
2126 "2125": "Caster's home is packed completely full of salt ",
2127 "2126": "Caster's home is packed completely full of snow ",
2128 "2127": "Caster's home is seized through an act of Imminent Domain ",
2129 "2128": "Caster's home is suddenly at the bottom of a deep, dark valley ",
2130 "2129": "Caster's home is suddenly at the top of a forbidding mountain ",
2131 "2130": "Caster's home levitates 1d10 yards in the air for that many days ",
2132 "2131": "Caster's home resembles a large toadstool ",
2133 "2132": "Caster's home sinks into the ground 1d10 inches per day ",
2134 "2133": "Caster's home stands on a kobold burial mound ",
2135 "2134": "Caster's home throbs and pulses like a gigantic heart ",
2136 "2135": "Caster's home will cease to exist in 1d4 days ",
2137 "2136": "Caster's image appears on every shield within 100 yards ",
2138 "2137": "Caster's index finger is shaped like a key ",
2139 "2138": "Caster's Intelligence is equal to his level for 2d12 hours ",
2140 "2139": "Caster's Intelligence is reduced by 1d4 for a like number of days ",
2141 "2140": "Caster's internal monologue becomes audible to others ",
2142 "2141": "Caster's is unable to digest uncooked foods ",
2143 "2142": "Caster's kidneys vanish ",
2144 "2143": "Caster's knees can bend forward and backward with equal ease ",
2145 "2144": "Caster's left arm appears to carry a powerful enchantment ",
2146 "2145": "Caster's left arm appears to have been made from twine and glue ",
2147 "2146": "Caster's left arm doubles in length 1d4 times ",
2148 "2147": "Caster's left arm doubles in length; right arm shrinks by 50% ",
2149 "2148": "Caster's left arm stretches to 2X the length of his body ",
2150 "2149": "Caster's left hand and 10d10% of his arm turn to brass ",
2151 "2150": "Caster's left hand can't be cut by any non-magical blade ",
2152 "2151": "Caster's left hand is affected as by the spell Haste ",
2153 "2152": "Caster's left hand is hideously warped and mangled ",
2154 "2153": "Caster's left hand strongly resents his right hand ",
2155 "2154": "Caster's left leg detaches and starts kicking him really hard ",
2156 "2155": "Caster's left leg is covered by bark ",
2157 "2156": "Caster's legs are both encased in a single thick, steel pipe ",
2158 "2157": "Caster's legs are now exactly as long as his arms ",
2159 "2158": "Caster's legs can't support his weight for 10d10 rounds ",
2160 "2159": "Caster's legs double in length, and his arms shorten by 50% ",
2161 "2160": "Caster's legs weigh as much as iron while he's wading ",
2162 "2161": "Caster's limbs are rendered permanently invisible ",
2163 "2162": "Caster's limbs each belong to a different species ",
2164 "2163": "Caster's lungs are visible through his flesh and clothing ",
2165 "2164": "Caster's lungs begin to function at 2X normal efficiency ",
2166 "2165": "Caster's lungs begin to function at half normal efficiency ",
2167 "2166": "Caster's lungs sound like bagpipes when he exerts himself ",
2168 "2167": "Caster's lungs stop working for 1d10 rounds ",
2169 "2168": "Caster's magic does not affect females for 1d4 days ",
2170 "2169": "Caster's magic does not affect males for 1d4 days ",
2171 "2170": "Caster's magic doesn't work if he's ankle-deep in water ",
2172 "2171": "Caster's magic is detected by Detect Magic only 20% of the time ",
2173 "2172": "Caster's magic is somewhat resistant to the spell Dispel Magic ",
2174 "2173": "Caster's magic leaves a filmy residue on precious metals ",
2175 "2174": "Caster's mass increases by a factor of 10 while he's on a boat ",
2176 "2175": "Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from his eyes ",
2177 "2176": "Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from his mouth ",
2178 "2177": "Caster's missile-based spells seem to issue from the ground ",
2179 "2178": "Caster's most powerful foe always knows caster's precise location ",
2180 "2179": "Caster's motion is impeded by a strong wind that affects only him ",
2181 "2180": "Caster's nearest ally attacks him for 1d6 rounds ",
2182 "2181": "Caster's nearest ally is invisible to him for 1d4 days ",
2183 "2182": "Caster's neck doubles in length ",
2184 "2183": "Caster's neck is invisible ",
2185 "2184": "Caster's next 1d8 attacks inflict only illusionary damage ",
2186 "2185": "Caster's next attack causes equal damage to him and his target ",
2187 "2186": "Caster's next attack heals its target of all damage and disease ",
2188 "2187": "Caster's next spell affects only half of its intended targets ",
2189 "2188": "Caster's next spell causes its target to become invisible ",
2190 "2189": "Caster's next spell fills the air with the sound of buzzing bees ",
2191 "2190": "Caster's next spell functions as a Disintegrate spell instead ",
2192 "2191": "Caster's next spell functions but has an invisible effect ",
2193 "2192": "Caster's next spell functions but knocks him unconscious ",
2194 "2193": "Caster's next spell persists until he's injured ",
2195 "2194": "Caster's next spell turns its target bright blue for its duration ",
2196 "2195": "Caster's next Summoning calls up something he can not put down ",
2197 "2196": "Caster's next Summoning turns him into the Summoned creature ",
2198 "2197": "Caster's next Summoning yields 1d10 decapitated human heads ",
2199 "2198": "Caster's next Summoning yields 1d1000 fluffy white rabbits ",
2200 "2199": "Caster's next Summoning yields 1d4 chrome-plated ostriches ",
2201 "2200": "Caster's next Summoning yields 1d8 tiny blue imps with white hats ",
2202 "2201": "Caster's next Summoning yields 4d10 bushels of rotten apples ",
2203 "2202": "Caster's next Summoning yields a 16HD Earth Elemental ",
2204 "2203": "Caster's next Summoning yields a bucket of brine-soaked plums ",
2205 "2204": "Caster's next Summoning yields a coil of rope one mile in length ",
2206 "2205": "Caster's next Summoning yields a creature that attacks him ",
2207 "2206": "Caster's next Summoning yields a creature that dies instantly ",
2208 "2207": "Caster's next Summoning yields a horrifyingly loathsome monster ",
2209 "2208": "Caster's next Summoning yields a mockery of the intended effect ",
2210 "2209": "Caster's next Summoning yields a puddle of highly unstable goo ",
2211 "2210": "Caster's next Summoning yields an ice sculpture ",
2212 "2211": "Caster's next Summoning yields an illusion of the intended effect ",
2213 "2212": "Caster's next Summoning yields something wildly inappropriate ",
2214 "2213": "Caster's next Summoning yields the last thing that he expects ",
2215 "2214": "Caster's next Summoning yields two of whatever he's Summoning ",
2216 "2215": "Caster's nose looks like a noose ",
2217 "2216": "Caster's nose looks like an ear ",
2218 "2217": "Caster's nostrils are stuffed full of pimentos ",
2219 "2218": "Caster's palms turn to stone ",
2220 "2219": "Caster's pockets are filled with confectioner's sugar ",
2221 "2220": "Caster's pockets are filled with glue ",
2222 "2221": "Caster's pockets are filled with greasy candle stubs ",
2223 "2222": "Caster's pockets are filled with live minnows ",
2224 "2223": "Caster's pockets are filled with offal ",
2225 "2224": "Caster's pockets are filled with stringy pasta ",
2226 "2225": "Caster's pockets are filled with weeks-old goat cheese ",
2227 "2226": "Caster's pockets are fireproof ",
2228 "2227": "Caster's pockets are inaccessible for 1d6 days ",
2229 "2228": "Caster's pockets are lined with chain mail ",
2230 "2229": "Caster's pockets are lined with sharp, jagged teeth ",
2231 "2230": "Caster's pockets vanish along with anything inside them ",
2232 "2231": "Caster's presence causes all food to taste like liver ",
2233 "2232": "Caster's presence causes birds in nearby trees to fall silent ",
2234 "2233": "Caster's presence causes bowstrings to be abnormally elastic ",
2235 "2234": "Caster's presence causes clockwork devices to malfunction ",
2236 "2235": "Caster's presence causes food to be drained of all flavor ",
2237 "2236": "Caster's presence causes holy symbols to seem unusually hot ",
2238 "2237": "Caster's presence causes magical animals to be oddly intractable ",
2239 "2238": "Caster's presence causes magical weapons to glow a dim red ",
2240 "2239": "Caster's presence causes musical instruments to go out of tune ",
2241 "2240": "Caster's presence causes people to sing wildly off-key ",
2242 "2241": "Caster's presence causes the clanking of metal to be muted ",
2243 "2242": "Caster's presence causes timekeeping devices to combust ",
2244 "2243": "Caster's presence causes timekeeping devices to malfunction ",
2245 "2244": "Caster's presence causes undead skeletons to sneeze ",
2246 "2245": "Caster's presence causes worked stone to sweat ",
2247 "2246": "Caster's presence induces lightheartedness in Dwarves ",
2248 "2247": "Caster's presence makes it hard to discern the value of things ",
2249 "2248": "Caster's principal weapon bends until the ends are touching ",
2250 "2249": "Caster's principal weapon can indicate True North once per turn ",
2251 "2250": "Caster's principal weapon can't be damaged by non-magical heat ",
2252 "2251": "Caster's principal weapon can't exist on this plane for 4d8 days ",
2253 "2252": "Caster's principal weapon can't kill anyone now within 10 miles ",
2254 "2253": "Caster's principal weapon can't kill anyone of Elfin stock ",
2255 "2254": "Caster's principal weapon disintegrates if it draws his blood ",
2256 "2255": "Caster's principal weapon glows as though it's red hot ",
2257 "2256": "Caster's principal weapon is as shiny as mirror for 1d12 months ",
2258 "2257": "Caster's principal weapon is extremely sticky to the touch ",
2259 "2258": "Caster's principal weapon is matte black between sunset and dawn ",
2260 "2259": "Caster's principal weapon is older than the whole universe ",
2261 "2260": "Caster's principal weapon is reclaimed by its former owner ",
2262 "2261": "Caster's principal weapon is translucent like smoked glass ",
2263 "2262": "Caster's principal weapon shrinks by 5d10+45% ",
2264 "2263": "Caster's principal weapon sprouts luxuriant tresses ",
2265 "2264": "Caster's reflection appears upside down ",
2266 "2265": "Caster's reflection chants dire prophecies about him ",
2267 "2266": "Caster's reflection commits suicide when he next sees it ",
2268 "2267": "Caster's reflection harbors a deep and obvious resentment of him ",
2269 "2268": "Caster's reflection is not mirror-reversed ",
2270 "2269": "Caster's reflection shows him as battered corpse ",
2271 "2270": "Caster's reflection shows him as he was 10 years ago ",
2272 "2271": "Caster's reflection shows him beaten nearly to death ",
2273 "2272": "Caster's right arm is encased in a cylinder of solid crystal ",
2274 "2273": "Caster's right arm is just like his left arm, facing backwards ",
2275 "2274": "Caster's right arm resembles a horse's foreleg ",
2276 "2275": "Caster's right hand is a perfect sphere at the end of his wrist ",
2277 "2276": "Caster's right hand struggles to grip his right elbow ",
2278 "2277": "Caster's right leg increases in thickness by a factor of 1d4 ",
2279 "2278": "Caster's right thigh is as long as his entire left leg ",
2280 "2279": "Caster's skin appears cracked like an old oil painting ",
2281 "2280": "Caster's skin appears pitted like Swiss cheese ",
2282 "2281": "Caster's skin appears to have been boiled ",
2283 "2282": "Caster's skin appears to have been riveted to his body in sheets ",
2284 "2283": "Caster's skin appears to have been woven of flesh-colored thread ",
2285 "2284": "Caster's skin can't be punctured by any mammal's teeth ",
2286 "2285": "Caster's skin is blood red for 2d4-1 days ",
2287 "2286": "Caster's skin is completely free of moles, scars, and blemishes ",
2288 "2287": "Caster's skin is covered by human bite-marks ",
2289 "2288": "Caster's skin is fireproof but tarnishes quickly in sunlight ",
2290 "2289": "Caster's skin is infused with countless tiny glass nuggets ",
2291 "2290": "Caster's skin is permanently stained by his blood ",
2292 "2291": "Caster's skin is plaid from now on ",
2293 "2292": "Caster's skin is suddenly the color of his hair ",
2294 "2293": "Caster's skin ripples like a rain-spattered pond from now on ",
2295 "2294": "Caster's skin varies in opacity from hour to hour ",
2296 "2295": "Caster's skull becomes intensely magnetic ",
2297 "2296": "Caster's speech doesn't match the movement of his lips ",
2298 "2297": "Caster's speech is clearly audible to all within 50 yards ",
2299 "2298": "Caster's speech is utterly unintelligible for 1d4 hours ",
2300 "2299": "Caster's speech is utterly unintelligible to him ",
2301 "2300": "Caster's spellbook absorbs moisture like a sponge ",
2302 "2301": "Caster's spellbook acquires a saucy and antagonistic personality ",
2303 "2302": "Caster's spellbook and any ink within it are waterproof ",
2304 "2303": "Caster's spellbook appears to be in a language unknown to him ",
2305 "2304": "Caster's spellbook appears to be on fire while it's open ",
2306 "2305": "Caster's spellbook belongs to someone else who wants it back ",
2307 "2306": "Caster's spellbook can be folded to the size of a deck of cards ",
2308 "2307": "Caster's spellbook can be judged by its cover ",
2309 "2308": "Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to function as a small boat ",
2310 "2309": "Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to function as a small tent ",
2311 "2310": "Caster's spellbook can be unfolded to serve as a table for six ",
2312 "2311": "Caster's spellbook can be used as an anvil but weighs as much ",
2313 "2312": "Caster's spellbook can dispense 1d4 gallons of pure water per day ",
2314 "2313": "Caster's spellbook can hold 100 pounds like a Bag of Holding ",
2315 "2314": "Caster's spellbook can hold 4x the usual number of spells ",
2316 "2315": "Caster's spellbook can only be read by females ",
2317 "2316": "Caster's spellbook can only be read by males ",
2318 "2317": "Caster's spellbook can only be read in near-total darkness ",
2319 "2318": "Caster's spellbook can withstand 100 hit points of fire damage ",
2320 "2319": "Caster's spellbook can't be harmed or altered by any mortal means ",
2321 "2320": "Caster's spellbook contains 1d8 spells he's never seen before ",
2322 "2321": "Caster's spellbook contains a mysterious key ",
2323 "2322": "Caster's spellbook contains nothing but gibberish for 1d4 days ",
2324 "2323": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of court transcripts ",
2325 "2324": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of idle gossip ",
2326 "2325": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of inaccurate maps ",
2327 "2326": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of New Age garbage ",
2328 "2327": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of ribald limericks ",
2329 "2328": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of risqu� woodcuts ",
2330 "2329": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of shocking profanity ",
2331 "2330": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of tasty recipes ",
2332 "2331": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of trite haikus ",
2333 "2332": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of uplifting slogans ",
2334 "2333": "Caster's spellbook contains pages and pages of utter gibberish ",
2335 "2334": "Caster's spellbook giggles in the presence of other books ",
2336 "2335": "Caster's spellbook giggles loudly when its pages are turned ",
2337 "2336": "Caster's spellbook gives faulty warnings about his impending doom ",
2338 "2337": "Caster's spellbook glows in the dark ",
2339 "2338": "Caster's spellbook growls ominously when anyone else touches it ",
2340 "2339": "Caster's spellbook has 60% Magic Resistance ",
2341 "2340": "Caster's spellbook has a handle and can be used as a shield +1 ",
2342 "2341": "Caster's spellbook has a hideous face embossed on its cover ",
2343 "2342": "Caster's spellbook has a secret, flask-shaped compartment ",
2344 "2343": "Caster's spellbook has a surprise ending ",
2345 "2344": "Caster's spellbook has no clear beginning or end ",
2346 "2345": "Caster's spellbook has straps and can be worn as a backpack ",
2347 "2346": "Caster's spellbook induces madness in those of Lawful alignment ",
2348 "2347": "Caster's spellbook induces nausea in anyone else who touches it ",
2349 "2348": "Caster's spellbook induces ravenous hunger in any who read it ",
2350 "2349": "Caster's spellbook is 30% likely to be invisible on any given day ",
2351 "2350": "Caster's spellbook is as fragile as glass until sunset ",
2352 "2351": "Caster's spellbook is bound in a sheathe of human skin ",
2353 "2352": "Caster's spellbook is bound tightly shut in barbed wire ",
2354 "2353": "Caster's spellbook is breaded and deep-fried ",
2355 "2354": "Caster's spellbook is chrome-plated ",
2356 "2355": "Caster's spellbook is covered in a thin shell of clay ",
2357 "2356": "Caster's spellbook is coveted by a fire elemental ",
2358 "2357": "Caster's spellbook is coveted by the undead ",
2359 "2358": "Caster's spellbook is discovered to be a forgery ",
2360 "2359": "Caster's spellbook is distributed as a mass-market paperback ",
2361 "2360": "Caster's spellbook is drenched in goat's milk ",
2362 "2361": "Caster's spellbook is ethereal to everyone except him ",
2363 "2362": "Caster's spellbook is fiercely coveted by all who pass near it ",
2364 "2363": "Caster's spellbook is filled with ways to dispose of corpses ",
2365 "2364": "Caster's spellbook is found to be just one part of a trilogy ",
2366 "2365": "Caster's spellbook is glazed like a doughnut ",
2367 "2366": "Caster's spellbook is gritty like sandpaper ",
2368 "2367": "Caster's spellbook is impervious to acid ",
2369 "2368": "Caster's spellbook is impervious to cold ",
2370 "2369": "Caster's spellbook is indestructible but appears to be decaying ",
2371 "2370": "Caster's spellbook is invisible for one hour each day ",
2372 "2371": "Caster's spellbook is invisible to everyone except magic users ",
2373 "2372": "Caster's spellbook is invisible to him unless his hair is wet ",
2374 "2373": "Caster's spellbook is invisible when wet ",
2375 "2374": "Caster's spellbook is laminated ",
2376 "2375": "Caster's spellbook is long overdue at the library ",
2377 "2376": "Caster's spellbook is perfectly spherical for 1d12 hours ",
2378 "2377": "Caster's spellbook is permanently water-soaked but undamaged ",
2379 "2378": "Caster's spellbook is rewritten in a language known only to him ",
2380 "2379": "Caster's spellbook is rewritten in a language unknown to him ",
2381 "2380": "Caster's spellbook is riddled with holes like Swiss cheese ",
2382 "2381": "Caster's spellbook is rumored to contain several lost spells ",
2383 "2382": "Caster's spellbook is rumored to have been penned by heretics ",
2384 "2383": "Caster's spellbook is sealed in a heavy wooden crate ",
2385 "2384": "Caster's spellbook is sealed with a combination lock ",
2386 "2385": "Caster's spellbook is sheathed in flame but doesn't burn ",
2387 "2386": "Caster's spellbook is sought by power-crazed conjurers ",
2388 "2387": "Caster's spellbook is stolen by someone on his way to the latrine ",
2389 "2388": "Caster's spellbook is tightly wrapped in cellophane ",
2390 "2389": "Caster's spellbook is transparent while closed ",
2391 "2390": "Caster's spellbook is unintelligible for 1d100 hours ",
2392 "2391": "Caster's spellbook is waterproof ",
2393 "2392": "Caster's spellbook is weightless while it's open ",
2394 "2393": "Caster's spellbook is wrapped in festive paper and ribbons ",
2395 "2394": "Caster's spellbook is written entirely in purple crayon ",
2396 "2395": "Caster's spellbook leaves a trail of ash wherever it's carried ",
2397 "2396": "Caster's spellbook randomly shuffles its pages ",
2398 "2397": "Caster's spellbook reeks as though drenched in perfume ",
2399 "2398": "Caster's spellbook reeks indelibly of mold and mildew ",
2400 "2399": "Caster's spellbook reeks of manure while it's open ",
2401 "2400": "Caster's spellbook reeks of rotting, mildewed cloth ",
2402 "2401": "Caster's spellbook seems badly scorched but is undamaged ",
2403 "2402": "Caster's spellbook shines as bright as the sun for 4d6 hours ",
2404 "2403": "Caster's spellbook shrinks to the size of a coin for 1d4 days ",
2405 "2404": "Caster's spellbook sprays skunk-musk each time it's opened ",
2406 "2405": "Caster's spellbook tastes like chicken between sunset and dawn ",
2407 "2406": "Caster's spellbook teleports 10d20 yards straight up ",
2408 "2407": "Caster's spellbook teleports 1d4 feet straight down ",
2409 "2408": "Caster's spellbook tends to slam shut on his hand (1d2-1 damage) ",
2410 "2409": "Caster's spellbook turns into a cat when he says a command word ",
2411 "2410": "Caster's spellbook vanishes; he finds it in a nearby well ",
2412 "2411": "Caster's spellbook vanishes; in 1d4 days he disgorges it ",
2413 "2412": "Caster's spellbook warms a five foot radius to a comfy 70� ",
2414 "2413": "Caster's spellbook was here just a minute ago ",
2415 "2414": "Caster's spellbook was instrumental in the downfall of an empire ",
2416 "2415": "Caster's spellbook was stolen from a secret monastery ",
2417 "2416": "Caster's spellbook was stolen from a traveler from the future ",
2418 "2417": "Caster's spellbook weighs 1d100+100 pounds ",
2419 "2418": "Caster's spellbook weighs as much as he does ",
2420 "2419": "Caster's spellbook will combust if he opens it before dawn ",
2421 "2420": "Caster's spells function as though cast by someone half his level ",
2422 "2421": "Caster's spells no longer work on some particular person nearby ",
2423 "2422": "Caster's Strength increases by 1d6 for a like number of days ",
2424 "2423": "Caster's Strength is halved ",
2425 "2424": "Caster's Strength is halved until he's struck by fire-based magic ",
2426 "2425": "Caster's Strength is rerolled hourly for the next 24 hours ",
2427 "2426": "Caster's teeth appear shiny and black like obsidian ",
2428 "2427": "Caster's teeth appear to drip blood for one week ",
2429 "2428": "Caster's teeth become serrated and triangular like a shark's ",
2430 "2429": "Caster's teeth can be broken by any physical force or object ",
2431 "2430": "Caster's teeth can never become invisible ",
2432 "2431": "Caster's teeth grow continuously, like a rodent's ",
2433 "2432": "Caster's teeth shatter on contact with unrefined iron ",
2434 "2433": "Caster's tongue is bifurcated along half of its length ",
2435 "2434": "Caster's tongue is invisible during daylight hours ",
2436 "2435": "Caster's tongue is removable ",
2437 "2436": "Caster's voice becomes increasingly loud ",
2438 "2437": "Caster's voice cracks like a teenage boy's voice ",
2439 "2438": "Caster's voice inspires rage in dogs and wolves ",
2440 "2439": "Caster's voice is hoarse and strained for 1d4 weeks ",
2441 "2440": "Caster's voice issues from his right hand instead of his mouth ",
2442 "2441": "Caster's voice makes people feel hostile and aggressive ",
2443 "2442": "Caster's voice resonates in any gems nearby ",
2444 "2443": "Caster's voice seems poorly matched to his age and sex ",
2445 "2444": "Caster's voice seems to issue from 1d4 people around him ",
2446 "2445": "Caster's voice seems to issue from his pockets ",
2447 "2446": "Caster's voice seems to issue from some item he's now carrying ",
2448 "2447": "Caster's voice sounds as if it's coming from a distant megaphone ",
2449 "2448": "Caster's voice sounds as if it's coming through a metal tube ",
2450 "2449": "Caster's voice sounds like he's 1d100 years older ",
2451 "2450": "Caster's voice sounds like that of each person to whom he speaks ",
2452 "2451": "Caster's voice sounds like the braying of donkeys ",
2453 "2452": "Caster's voice sounds like the buzzing of metal bees ",
2454 "2453": "Caster's voice sounds like the honking of geese ",
2455 "2454": "Caster's voice sounds like the sputtering of a clogged drain ",
2456 "2455": "Caster's waterskin is filled with mashed potatoes ",
2457 "2456": "Caster's waterskin makes its contents taste brackish and foul ",
2458 "2457": "Caster's weight increases tenfold while on a ladder ",
2459 "2458": "Caster's weight increases tenfold while walking across ice ",
2460 "2459": "Cooked meat is mildly poisonous to the caster ",
2461 "2460": "Countless pine needles adhere tightly to the caster's skin ",
2462 "2461": "Countless tiny wood chips swirl about the caster for 2d10 rounds ",
2463 "2462": "Countless tiny worms cascade from caster's ears ",
2464 "2463": "Crawling insects pour from caster's nostrils for 1d4 rounds ",
2465 "2464": "Cryptic messages are embossed on the caster's chest and back ",
2466 "2465": "Cryptic runes cover the caster's arms and hands ",
2467 "2466": "Cryptic symbols flash constantly across caster's forehead ",
2468 "2467": "Damage from caster's next 1d8 attacks appears 1d8 rounds later ",
2469 "2468": "Damage inflicted upon caster can only be healed near firelight ",
2470 "2469": "Damage inflicted upon caster is 10% likely to be just an illusion ",
2471 "2470": "Damage inflicted upon caster is 10% likely to harm someone else ",
2472 "2471": "Damage inflicted upon caster leaves unusually severe scars ",
2473 "2472": "Domestic cats react to caster with astonishing ferocity ",
2474 "2473": "Each day at noon, caster's age is reduced by 50% ",
2475 "2474": "Each day at noon, caster's weapon heats to 2d100� ",
2476 "2475": "Each day at sunset, caster suffers intense pain for 1d4 rounds ",
2477 "2476": "Each day for 2d6 days, caster must reroll his attributes ",
2478 "2477": "Each day, caster adds a cumbersome new title to his name ",
2479 "2478": "Each day, caster attempts to prove that he's impervious to blades ",
2480 "2479": "Each day, caster bores his allies with tales of his own heroism ",
2481 "2480": "Each day, caster can add +1 (or +5%) to any one dice roll ",
2482 "2481": "Each day, caster can cause one foe to miss one attack ",
2483 "2482": "Each day, caster can detach his head for up to one hour ",
2484 "2483": "Each day, caster can digest up to half a pound of stone ",
2485 "2484": "Each day, caster can magically cause 1d6 people to hate him ",
2486 "2485": "Each day, caster can roar like a dragon one time ",
2487 "2486": "Each day, caster can see through one door as if it were glass ",
2488 "2487": "Each day, caster can Summon 1d10 minnows up to 1d4 times ",
2489 "2488": "Each day, caster decides to worship a different deity ",
2490 "2489": "Each day, caster demands to be called by a different name ",
2491 "2490": "Each day, caster displays a new phobia that disappears by sunset ",
2492 "2491": "Each day, caster finds 1d10 human eyeballs in his pocket ",
2493 "2492": "Each day, caster finds 1d4 gold pieces in his pocket ",
2494 "2493": "Each day, caster finds a severed body part in his pocket ",
2495 "2494": "Each day, caster has no idea who he is for 1d10 minutes ",
2496 "2495": "Each day, caster increasingly obsesses about his waning lifespan ",
2497 "2496": "Each day, caster insists on being called by a different name ",
2498 "2497": "Each day, caster is 1% likely to be destroyed by a meteor strike ",
2499 "2498": "Each day, caster is 5% likely to teleport to this target point ",
2500 "2499": "Each day, caster is 10% likely to change sex until sunset ",
2501 "2500": "Each day, caster is 40% likely to crave garlic intensely ",
2502 "2501": "Each day, caster is 50% likely to leave no footprints ",
2503 "2502": "Each day, caster is accosted by a man with a real estate scheme ",
2504 "2503": "Each day, caster is attacked but not injured by a huge, ugly bird ",
2505 "2504": "Each day, caster is immune to 1d6 hit points of damage ",
2506 "2505": "Each day, caster loses 1d4 gold pieces ",
2507 "2506": "Each day, caster must cast at least one spell upon himself ",
2508 "2507": "Each day, caster must drink at least four gallons of water ",
2509 "2508": "Each day, caster must eat a pound of tree bark, or he'll starve ",
2510 "2509": "Each day, caster must eat at least one lighted candle ",
2511 "2510": "Each day, caster must pluck at least one rose or be stricken mute ",
2512 "2511": "Each day, caster must recite a new limerick, or he'll go insane ",
2513 "2512": "Each day, caster must Save or be unable to count until sunset ",
2514 "2513": "Each day, caster must Save or lose half of his hit points ",
2515 "2514": "Each day, caster must Save vs Will or his home explodes ",
2516 "2515": "Each day, caster must tell at least one outrageous lie ",
2517 "2516": "Each day, caster recalls a new but entirely fictional past life ",
2518 "2517": "Each day, caster reveals a new and offensive truth about himself ",
2519 "2518": "Each day, caster sees great meaning in the first words he hears ",
2520 "2519": "Each day, caster suffers violent withdrawal unless he uses magic ",
2521 "2520": "Each day, caster tells the same stupid joke about gnomes ",
2522 "2521": "Each day, caster threatens to murder someone nearby ",
2523 "2522": "Each day, caster wakes because a small pebble hits his forehead ",
2524 "2523": "Each day, caster wakes beneath a brine-soaked tangle of vines ",
2525 "2524": "Each day, caster wakes beneath a layer of fine white sand ",
2526 "2525": "Each day, caster wakes certain that he'll die before sunset ",
2527 "2526": "Each day, caster wakes certain that the world will end by sunset ",
2528 "2527": "Each day, caster wakes completely deaf until he drinks something ",
2529 "2528": "Each day, caster wakes dressed in a mummy's filthy rags ",
2530 "2529": "Each day, caster wakes exhausted as if he just ran a marathon ",
2531 "2530": "Each day, caster wakes in a pile of dry leaves ",
2532 "2531": "Each day, caster wakes looking as if he's been beaten with clubs ",
2533 "2532": "Each day, caster wakes nearly out of his mind with rage ",
2534 "2533": "Each day, caster wakes thinking that 1d100 days have passed ",
2535 "2534": "Each day, caster wakes thinking that he's under attack ",
2536 "2535": "Each day, caster wakes to find a loaf of warm bread on his chest ",
2537 "2536": "Each day, caster wakes unable to see his allies for 1d4 turns ",
2538 "2537": "Each day, caster wakes wearing a heavily powdered wig ",
2539 "2538": "Each day, caster wakes wearing a straw hat ",
2540 "2539": "Each day, caster wakes with a daisy sprouting from his mouth ",
2541 "2540": "Each day, caster wakes with a gold coin in his mouth ",
2542 "2541": "Each day, caster wakes with a hospital bracelet on his wrist ",
2543 "2542": "Each day, caster wakes with his mouth packed full of flour ",
2544 "2543": "Each day, caster wakes with no idea of how he got there ",
2545 "2544": "Each day, caster wakes with several new and disturbing scars ",
2546 "2545": "Each day, caster's face is unbearably hideous for 1d10 minutes ",
2547 "2546": "Each day, caster's hair grows 10% longer ",
2548 "2547": "Each day, caster's height fluctuates plus or minus 1d100% ",
2549 "2548": "Each day, caster's height fluctuates plus or minus 1d6 inches ",
2550 "2549": "Each day, caster's home shrinks by 1% ",
2551 "2550": "Each day, caster's nostrils appear at a new place on his head ",
2552 "2551": "Each day, one of caster's spells (random) has its effect reversed ",
2553 "2552": "Each day, some part of caster's body falls off and regrows ",
2554 "2553": "Each day, someone accuses the caster of grand theft ",
2555 "2554": "Each day, someone accuses the caster of high treason ",
2556 "2555": "Each day, someone accuses the caster of unwholesome practices ",
2557 "2556": "Each day, someone accuses the caster or regicide ",
2558 "2557": "Each day, the caster is praised for some act of amazing heroism ",
2559 "2558": "Each hour, 1d4 small pine cones fall from the caster's ears ",
2560 "2559": "Each morning, caster must Save or be rendered mute for that day ",
2561 "2560": "Each morning, caster must Save or be sprayed by a skunk ",
2562 "2561": "Each morning, caster must Save or contract a non-magical illness ",
2563 "2562": "Each morning, caster must Save or earn the enmity of a monarch ",
2564 "2563": "Each morning, caster must Save or he ages 1d4 days ",
2565 "2564": "Each morning, caster must Save or he'll be arrested before sunset ",
2566 "2565": "Each morning, caster must Save or his clothes dissolve by sunset ",
2567 "2566": "Each night as caster sleeps, every blade he owns is sharpened ",
2568 "2567": "Each night as caster sleeps, he's 5% likely to trigger a Burst ",
2569 "2568": "Each night as caster sleeps, his ankles are bound by silk cord ",
2570 "2569": "Each night as caster sleeps, his lips move as though he's talking ",
2571 "2570": "Each of caster's big toes is now as long as the rest of his foot ",
2572 "2571": "Each of caster's big toes is now as wide as the rest of his foot ",
2573 "2572": "Each of caster's teeth is now a different and contrasting color ",
2574 "2573": "Each of caster's teeth screams each time he opens his mouth ",
2575 "2574": "Each of caster's toes is 5% likely to explode right now ",
2576 "2575": "Eerie moans fill the air when caster touches holy water ",
2577 "2576": "Efforts to become invisible make the caster much more visible ",
2578 "2577": "Efforts to become invisible temporarily age the caster 1d10 years ",
2579 "2578": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are 20% larger ",
2580 "2579": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are at -2 to hit him ",
2581 "2580": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are completely silent ",
2582 "2581": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are horrible to look at ",
2583 "2582": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are invisible to him ",
2584 "2583": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are invulnerable to him ",
2585 "2584": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are Slowed ",
2586 "2585": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence are terrified of him ",
2587 "2586": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence assume comical forms ",
2588 "2587": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence attack him outright ",
2589 "2588": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence attack their summoner ",
2590 "2589": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence can't be controlled ",
2591 "2590": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence crave decaying meat ",
2592 "2591": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence explode instantly ",
2593 "2592": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence flee the area at once ",
2594 "2593": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence look familiar to him ",
2595 "2594": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence mock him endlessly ",
2596 "2595": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence seem far more fierce ",
2597 "2596": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence totally ignore him ",
2598 "2597": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence vaguely resemble him ",
2599 "2598": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence weep until dismissed ",
2600 "2599": "Elementals Summoned in caster's presence will not attack him ",
2601 "2600": "Embarrassing rumors about the caster circulate far and wide ",
2602 "2601": "Embarrassing sounds issue from the caster at inopportune times ",
2603 "2602": "Even in darkness, caster is visible as though in full daylight ",
2604 "2603": "Every third tooth falls from caster's mouth ",
2605 "2604": "Everyone knows the caster's most embarrassing secret ",
2606 "2605": "Everyone now harboring ill will toward caster forgets who he is ",
2607 "2606": "Everyone now harboring ill will toward caster knows where he is ",
2608 "2607": "Everyone thinks that the caster is using a false name ",
2609 "2608": "Everyone thinks that the caster's use of magic is reckless ",
2610 "2609": "Everyone thinks the caster to be vaguely unreliable ",
2611 "2610": "Everyone who knows the caster suspects that he's really undead ",
2612 "2611": "Everyone who knows the caster thinks that he owes them money ",
2613 "2612": "Everyone within 100 miles hates the caster until at least sunset ",
2614 "2613": "Everyone within 100 miles knows that the caster is a magic user ",
2615 "2614": "Everyone within one mile appears as a skeleton to the caster ",
2616 "2615": "Everything caster eats for 1d12 months tastes strongly of blood ",
2617 "2616": "Fine gold wire is visibly threaded through the caster's flesh ",
2618 "2617": "Fire-based magic is invisible to the caster ",
2619 "2618": "Fires can't be sustained within three feet of caster's spellbook ",
2620 "2619": "Flames shoot from caster's ears at least once per hour until dawn ",
2621 "2620": "Foliage grows to entangle caster's feet if he stands still ",
2622 "2621": "Food turns ethereal while the caster touches it ",
2623 "2622": "For 1d4 days, caster can neutralize poisons by touch ",
2624 "2623": "For 1d4 days, caster is certain that his saliva is poisonous ",
2625 "2624": "For 1d4 rounds, caster's left foot is fused to the ground ",
2626 "2625": "For 1d4 rounds, normal water can burn the caster like strong acid ",
2627 "2626": "For 1d4 weeks, caster's eyelids glow brightly in the dark ",
2628 "2627": "For 1d4 weeks, caster's nose hovers 1d4 inches before his face ",
2629 "2628": "For 2d4-1 horrible days, caster works in a huge corporate office ",
2630 "2629": "For 3d10 days caster is immune to magic cast by one person ",
2631 "2630": "For 6d10 rounds, caster is the only person on the entire planet ",
2632 "2631": "For one day, caster is so monstrously ugly that people attack him ",
2633 "2632": "For one day, caster knows the location of all gold within 5 miles ",
2634 "2633": "For several days, caster strongly resembles a drowned corpse ",
2635 "2634": "Foul-smelling steam issues from the caster's nostrils ",
2636 "2635": "Half of caster's body is as hairy as an ape ",
2637 "2636": "Half of caster's body is immune to polymorph magic ",
2638 "2637": "Half of caster's hair is replaced by very fine silver wire ",
2639 "2638": "Holy symbols inspire dread in the caster ",
2640 "2639": "Holy water boils on contact with caster's skin ",
2641 "2640": "Honey flows through caster's veins instead of blood ",
2642 "2641": "Horrific screams issue from the caster's spellbook ",
2643 "2642": "Huge volumes of ectoplasm ooze from the caster's nostrils ",
2644 "2643": "Icy winds buffet the caster for 2d8-1 days ",
2645 "2644": "If alive, caster is totally healed in each of the next 1d6 hours ",
2646 "2645": "If asked for identification, caster offers a funny self-portrait ",
2647 "2646": "If caster attempts a Summoning, he vanishes for its duration ",
2648 "2647": "If caster attempts to create or control undead, they attack him ",
2649 "2648": "If caster casts a spell in the next turn, he thinks he's drowning ",
2650 "2649": "If caster casts a spell in the next turn, his clothing vanishes ",
2651 "2650": "If caster comes within one mile of a dragon, his hair falls out ",
2652 "2651": "If caster comes within one mile of an ocean, he begins to drown ",
2653 "2652": "If caster damages a statue, he suffers an equivalent injury ",
2654 "2653": "If caster dies and is resurrected, he's 85% likely to change sex ",
2655 "2654": "If caster draws a weapon before sunset, he goes berserk ",
2656 "2655": "If caster draws a weapon before sunset, that weapon vanishes ",
2657 "2656": "If caster falls more than twenty yards, he teleports to this spot ",
2658 "2657": "If caster has a beard, it vanishes; if he doesn't, he grows one ",
2659 "2658": "If caster has a missile weapon, he's attacked by small animals ",
2660 "2659": "If caster has drawn blood recently, he vanishes until sunrise ",
2661 "2660": "If caster has eaten in the past hour, he falls unconscious ",
2662 "2661": "If caster has eaten in the past hour, he loses 2d10 hit points ",
2663 "2662": "If caster has eaten in the past hour, he never has to eat again ",
2664 "2663": "If caster has eaten in the past hour, he vanishes until lunchtime ",
2665 "2664": "If caster has eaten meat in the past hour, it was human flesh ",
2666 "2665": "If caster has eaten meat in the past hour, it wasn't really meat ",
2667 "2666": "If caster has ever been resurrected, he loses 1d100 hit points ",
2668 "2667": "If caster has ever been resurrected, he now gains one level ",
2669 "2668": "If caster has ever been resurrected, he now loses one level ",
2670 "2669": "If caster has ever been resurrected, he teleports to that spot ",
2671 "2670": "If caster has slain anyone in cold blood, he's wracked by remorse ",
2672 "2671": "If caster has slain anyone in cold blood, that person haunts him ",
2673 "2672": "If caster ingests poison, he becomes powerfully addicted to it ",
2674 "2673": "If caster ingests poison, he briefly gains 1d4 points of Wisdom ",
2675 "2674": "If caster ingests poison, he can't be harmed by fire for 1d4 days ",
2676 "2675": "If caster ingests poison, he combusts in 1d6 turns ",
2677 "2676": "If caster ingests poison, he develops an intense, unusual phobia ",
2678 "2677": "If caster ingests poison, he develops hundreds of ugly blisters ",
2679 "2678": "If caster ingests poison, he forgets his name and how to speak ",
2680 "2679": "If caster ingests poison, he hallucinates wildly for 2d20 hours ",
2681 "2680": "If caster ingests poison, he is instantly aware of it ",
2682 "2681": "If caster ingests poison, he smells like carrion for 1d4 weeks ",
2683 "2682": "If caster ingests poison, he tries to cut it out of his body ",
2684 "2683": "If caster ingests poison, he's 20% likely to change sex ",
2685 "2684": "If caster ingests poison, his age is reduced by 1d20 years ",
2686 "2685": "If caster ingests poison, his blood is corrosive to metal ",
2687 "2686": "If caster ingests poison, his body shrinks by 1d100% ",
2688 "2687": "If caster ingests poison, his fingers vanish ",
2689 "2688": "If caster ingests poison, his teeth fall out ",
2690 "2689": "If caster ingests poison, its onset is delayed by 1d4 days ",
2691 "2690": "If caster ingests poison, non-magical antidotes are toxic to him ",
2692 "2691": "If caster ingests poison, someone nearby also suffers its effect ",
2693 "2692": "If caster is carrying a dagger, it grows as large as a greatsword ",
2694 "2693": "If caster is carrying a pouch, he attempts to climb into it ",
2695 "2694": "If caster is carrying a pouch, he likes to wear it as a hat ",
2696 "2695": "If caster is carrying a pouch, he uses it as a hand-puppet ",
2697 "2696": "If caster is carrying a weapon, it attempts to strike him ",
2698 "2697": "If caster is carrying a weapon, it turns into an umbrella ",
2699 "2698": "If caster is carrying any blades, he throws them in a nearby lake ",
2700 "2699": "If caster is carrying any blades, they're now incredibly sharp ",
2701 "2700": "If caster is carrying any bread, it animates and attacks him ",
2702 "2701": "If caster is carrying any coins, each weighs as much as he does ",
2703 "2702": "If caster is carrying any coins, he develops an allergy to gold ",
2704 "2703": "If caster is carrying any keys, they're all suddenly identical ",
2705 "2704": "If caster is carrying any kind of key, it explodes violently ",
2706 "2705": "If caster is carrying any metal, he can't cast magic until dawn ",
2707 "2706": "If caster is carrying any metal, he thinks that he's rusting ",
2708 "2707": "If caster is carrying any wood, he tries to eat it like a termite ",
2709 "2708": "If caster is carrying any wood, he's attacked by termites ",
2710 "2709": "If caster is carrying food, he becomes violently ill for an hour ",
2711 "2710": "If caster is carrying food, he eats all of it as fast as he can ",
2712 "2711": "If caster is carrying food, he's attacked by hungry hungry hippos ",
2713 "2712": "If caster is carrying food, it's 4X as nutritious as normal food ",
2714 "2713": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, he teleports 2d4 miles ",
2715 "2714": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, he teleports to his home ",
2716 "2715": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, he's illiterate for one week ",
2717 "2716": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, he's reluctant to open it ",
2718 "2717": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, it teleports to his home ",
2719 "2718": "If caster is carrying his spellbook, it vanishes until dawn ",
2720 "2719": "If caster is hit by a bludgeon, his head resembles a watermelon ",
2721 "2720": "If caster is hit by a bludgeon, his head rings like a bronze gong ",
2722 "2721": "If caster is now at full hit points, he vanishes for 1d12 hours ",
2723 "2722": "If caster is now bleeding, he ages 10d10 years ",
2724 "2723": "If caster is now bleeding, he attacks his nearest ally ",
2725 "2724": "If caster is now bleeding, he can never use invisibility magic ",
2726 "2725": "If caster is now bleeding, he can't be healed before midnight ",
2727 "2726": "If caster is now bleeding, he can't use magic for 1d4 days ",
2728 "2727": "If caster is now bleeding, he can't use magic for 2d12 hours ",
2729 "2728": "If caster is now bleeding, he changes sex for 1d6 days ",
2730 "2729": "If caster is now bleeding, he declares war on an imagined enemy ",
2731 "2730": "If caster is now bleeding, he flees at top speed in a panic ",
2732 "2731": "If caster is now bleeding, he gains 10,000 Experience Points ",
2733 "2732": "If caster is now bleeding, he gains one level ",
2734 "2733": "If caster is now bleeding, he loses another 4d10 hit points ",
2735 "2734": "If caster is now bleeding, he races to the nearest coastline ",
2736 "2735": "If caster is now bleeding, he teleports to his home ",
2737 "2736": "If caster is now bleeding, he thinks that he's somebody else ",
2738 "2737": "If caster is now bleeding, he's attacked by a shark ",
2739 "2738": "If caster is now bleeding, he's forever immune to healing magic ",
2740 "2739": "If caster is now bleeding, he's immune to fire magic until sunset ",
2741 "2740": "If caster is now bleeding, he's permanently invisible to goblins ",
2742 "2741": "If caster is now bleeding, he's reduced to just one hit point ",
2743 "2742": "If caster is now bleeding, he's restored to full Health ",
2744 "2743": "If caster is now bleeding, he's stricken mute until he's healed ",
2745 "2744": "If caster is now bleeding, his blood glows in the dark ",
2746 "2745": "If caster is now bleeding, his blood is flammable for 2d12 hours ",
2747 "2746": "If caster is now bleeding, his hair grows 8d12 inches ",
2748 "2747": "If caster is now bleeding, his weapon is +4 ToHit for 2d12 hours ",
2749 "2748": "If caster is now bleeding, his weapons vanish until dawn ",
2750 "2749": "If caster is now bleeding, is base AC is zero for 1d10 hours ",
2751 "2750": "If caster is now carrying a waterskin, it can hold 10d10 gallons ",
2752 "2751": "If caster is now carrying a waterskin, it turns into bagpipes ",
2753 "2752": "If caster is slain by a metal weapon, he can't be resurrected ",
2754 "2753": "If caster is slain by a metal weapon, he'll rises as a zombie ",
2755 "2754": "If caster is slain, he awakens the next day fully healed (once) ",
2756 "2755": "If caster is slain, his killer is 20% likely to take his own life ",
2757 "2756": "If caster is slain, his killer is universally hailed as a hero ",
2758 "2757": "If caster is slain, his killer receives 100,000 gold pieces ",
2759 "2758": "If caster is standing near open flame, he tries to extinguish it ",
2760 "2759": "If caster is standing near open flame, he tries to ignite himself ",
2761 "2760": "If caster is struck by an axe, he disgorges a pound of sawdust ",
2762 "2761": "If caster is struck by an axe, he yells 'timber' and falls over ",
2763 "2762": "If caster is usually shy, he becomes very assertive, & vice versa ",
2764 "2763": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, brackish slime oozes from it ",
2765 "2764": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, everyone one nearby hates him ",
2766 "2765": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he acquires a new language ",
2767 "2766": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he acquires an unusual phobia ",
2768 "2767": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he ages 1d100 years until dawn ",
2769 "2768": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he ages one year per round ",
2770 "2769": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he becomes loudly belligerent ",
2771 "2770": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he becomes nocturnal ",
2772 "2771": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can breathe underwater ",
2773 "2772": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't be harmed by ice ",
2774 "2773": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't Detect Magic ",
2775 "2774": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't discern True North ",
2776 "2775": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't eat while wearing it ",
2777 "2776": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't leave this spot ",
2778 "2777": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't remove it by himself ",
2779 "2778": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't sit until sunrise ",
2780 "2779": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't sleep for 2d10 days ",
2781 "2780": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't speak above a whisper ",
2782 "2781": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't use it for 1d4 days ",
2783 "2782": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he can't wear any other rings ",
2784 "2783": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be an impostor ",
2785 "2784": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be enslaved to it ",
2786 "2785": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to be indestructible ",
2787 "2786": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to despise it ",
2788 "2787": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to have created it ",
2789 "2788": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he claims to have stolen it ",
2790 "2789": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he decides that he's a god ",
2791 "2790": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he disgorges a large bell ",
2792 "2791": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he disgorges one just like it ",
2793 "2792": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he feels 1d100� colder ",
2794 "2793": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he finds an enormous diamond ",
2795 "2794": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he finds another just like it ",
2796 "2795": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he forgets how to use it ",
2797 "2796": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he founds a bizarre cult ",
2798 "2797": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he goes insane for 1d4 days ",
2799 "2798": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he grows suspicious of Elves ",
2800 "2799": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hasn't eaten in weeks ",
2801 "2800": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hates to use it indoors ",
2802 "2801": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he hates to use it outdoors ",
2803 "2802": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he joins a bizarre cult ",
2804 "2803": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he misplaces it ",
2805 "2804": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he refuses to speak to Dwarves ",
2806 "2805": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he regains 2d6 hit points ",
2807 "2806": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he rings like a bell ",
2808 "2807": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he shrinks by 50% until dawn ",
2809 "2808": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he suffers cannibalistic urges ",
2810 "2809": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he suspects that it's a fake ",
2811 "2810": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks his allies covet it ",
2812 "2811": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks it's consuming him ",
2813 "2812": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks it's controlling him ",
2814 "2813": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he thinks that it's on fire ",
2815 "2814": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he throws it 4d6 feet from him ",
2816 "2815": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he tries to destroy it ",
2817 "2816": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he tries to sever that finger ",
2818 "2817": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he uses it whenever possible ",
2819 "2818": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he wants to swallow it ",
2820 "2819": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he weeps tears of honey ",
2821 "2820": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he'll die if he removes it ",
2822 "2821": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's accused of sedition ",
2823 "2822": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's allergic to it ",
2824 "2823": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's attacked by crows ",
2825 "2824": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's attacked by scarabs ",
2826 "2825": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's blind until he removes it ",
2827 "2826": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's declared guilty of heresy ",
2828 "2827": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's eager to behead himself ",
2829 "2828": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's imprisoned far away ",
2830 "2829": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's known to have stolen it ",
2831 "2830": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's placed under arrest ",
2832 "2831": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's related to the king ",
2833 "2832": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's reluctant to use it ",
2834 "2833": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's struck by lightning ",
2835 "2834": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's swarmed by vermin ",
2836 "2835": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's terrified of its power ",
2837 "2836": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, he's wearing a copy in his nose ",
2838 "2837": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his Charisma is 3 until dawn ",
2839 "2838": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his Charisma is 18 until dawn ",
2840 "2839": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his clothes turn invisible ",
2841 "2840": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his clothes turn to lead ",
2842 "2841": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his ears and nose fall off ",
2843 "2842": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his eyes turn invisible ",
2844 "2843": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his fingernails grow 1d4 feet ",
2845 "2844": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his hands look like a corpse's ",
2846 "2845": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his hands switch wrists ",
2847 "2846": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his head turns invisible ",
2848 "2847": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, his teeth turn to gold ",
2849 "2848": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, holy water burns his skin ",
2850 "2849": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it acquires an odd new ability ",
2851 "2850": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it becomes clear like glass ",
2852 "2851": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it becomes part of his body ",
2853 "2852": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it can't cross moving water ",
2854 "2853": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it can't pass through doorways ",
2855 "2854": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it derides his magical prowess ",
2856 "2855": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it disintegrates upon removal ",
2857 "2856": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it explodes upon removal ",
2858 "2857": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it has 2X as many charges ",
2859 "2858": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it heats to 1,000� ",
2860 "2859": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it shines like the sun ",
2861 "2860": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it shrinks by 50% ",
2862 "2861": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it sprouts dozens of needles ",
2863 "2862": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it turns permanently invisible ",
2864 "2863": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it turns to lead ",
2865 "2864": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it weighs more than he does ",
2866 "2865": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it works only 75% of the time ",
2867 "2866": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's as brittle as glass ",
2868 "2867": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's on someone else's finger ",
2869 "2868": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, it's suddenly in his stomach ",
2870 "2869": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, its effect is reversed ",
2871 "2870": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, its main function is altered ",
2872 "2871": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, no one takes him seriously ",
2873 "2872": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, smoke pours from his nostrils ",
2874 "2873": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger doubles in length ",
2875 "2874": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger turns into a thumb ",
2876 "2875": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that finger turns invisible ",
2877 "2876": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand ages 1d100 years ",
2878 "2877": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand attacks the other ",
2879 "2878": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand becomes gangrenous ",
2880 "2879": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand doubles in size ",
2881 "2880": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand has Dexterity 18 ",
2882 "2881": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand has Strength 18/00 ",
2883 "2882": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is burned to a crisp ",
2884 "2883": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is gnarled like wood ",
2885 "2884": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand is stricken numb ",
2886 "2885": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand looks like a claw ",
2887 "2886": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand looks like bare bone ",
2888 "2887": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand sprouts feathers ",
2889 "2888": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns into a foot ",
2890 "2889": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns to gold ",
2891 "2890": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand turns to stone ",
2892 "2891": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, that hand's thumb vanishes ",
2893 "2892": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, the bones in that hand vanish ",
2894 "2893": "If caster is wearing a magic ring, water is poisonous to him ",
2895 "2894": "If caster is wearing any armor, he attacks someone nearby ",
2896 "2895": "If caster is wearing any armor, he removes it as fast as possible ",
2897 "2896": "If caster is wearing any armor, he teleports to his home ",
2898 "2897": "If caster is wearing any armor, it teleports to his home ",
2899 "2898": "If caster is wearing any leather, he moos like a cow until sunset ",
2900 "2899": "If caster is wearing any leather, he reeks of manure until sunset ",
2901 "2900": "If caster is wearing gloves, he can't remove them ",
2902 "2901": "If caster is wearing gloves, he requires no sleep for 1d4 weeks ",
2903 "2902": "If caster is wearing gloves, they turn into fluffy wool mittens ",
2904 "2903": "If caster is wearing gloves, they turn into rigid steel ",
2905 "2904": "If caster kills anyone in the next turn, he also perishes ",
2906 "2905": "If caster kills anyone in the next turn, he's declared a hero ",
2907 "2906": "If caster rides a horse in the next 24 hours, it tries to eat him ",
2908 "2907": "If caster sleeps in his boots, he can never again remove them ",
2909 "2908": "If caster sleeps in his boots, they begin devouring him tonight ",
2910 "2909": "If caster stands on a riverbank, he's attacked by crustaceans ",
2911 "2910": "If caster stands on a riverbank, the bank crumbles beneath him ",
2912 "2911": "If caster swallows a hot coal, he's 5% likely to turn to diamond ",
2913 "2912": "If caster swallows a hot coal, it's 10% likely to turn to diamond ",
2914 "2913": "If caster tells a lie, he giggles ",
2915 "2914": "If caster tells a lie, he's 40% likely to declare it outright ",
2916 "2915": "If caster uses Detect Magic, he loses 1d6 hit points ",
2917 "2916": "If caster uses Detect Magic, he's blinded for 1d10 rounds ",
2918 "2917": "If caster's carrying a dagger, he throws it at someone nearby ",
2919 "2918": "If caster's carrying a dagger, he tries to stab himself with it ",
2920 "2919": "If cut open, caster is found to be a mechanical construct ",
2921 "2920": "If cut open, caster is found to be completely hollow ",
2922 "2921": "If cut open, caster is found to be filled with gold coins ",
2923 "2922": "If cut open, caster is found to be filled with thick red foam ",
2924 "2923": "If cut open, caster is found to be made of soap ",
2925 "2924": "If cut open, caster is found to be packed with gunpowder ",
2926 "2925": "If cut open, caster is found to be stuffed with goose down ",
2927 "2926": "If cut open, caster is found to be teeming with filthy worms ",
2928 "2927": "If cut open, caster is found to contain 1d1000 feet of intestine ",
2929 "2928": "If cut open, caster is found to contain countless glass beads ",
2930 "2929": "If cut open, caster is found to contain only mildewed straw ",
2931 "2930": "If cut open, caster is found to contain thousands of bees ",
2932 "2931": "If cut open, caster is found to contain tiny replicas of himself ",
2933 "2932": "If cut open, caster is found to house paper-wrapped candies ",
2934 "2933": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster abandons magic use ",
2935 "2934": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster ages 1d100 years ",
2936 "2935": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster becomes a werewolf ",
2937 "2936": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster becomes undead ",
2938 "2937": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster bursts into flame ",
2939 "2938": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster causes a Chaos Burst ",
2940 "2939": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster changes sex ",
2941 "2940": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster doubles in height ",
2942 "2941": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster falls 1d100 feet ",
2943 "2942": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster finds a magical ring ",
2944 "2943": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gains a new language ",
2945 "2944": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gains one level ",
2946 "2945": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster gets hopelessly lost ",
2947 "2946": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster goes berserk ",
2948 "2947": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster grows 1d4 extra arms ",
2949 "2948": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster grows another head ",
2950 "2949": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster has a divine vision ",
2951 "2950": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster hears ghostly voices ",
2952 "2951": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is badly sunburned ",
2953 "2952": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is blind until dawn ",
2954 "2953": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is briefly paralyzed ",
2955 "2954": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is cloned ",
2956 "2955": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is completely healed ",
2957 "2956": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is named a heretic ",
2958 "2957": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is paralyzed by fear ",
2959 "2958": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster is thrown 1d100 feet ",
2960 "2959": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses 1d8 teeth ",
2961 "2960": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses all fear ",
2962 "2961": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses all inhibition ",
2963 "2962": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses his spellbook ",
2964 "2963": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster loses one level ",
2965 "2964": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster no longer needs food ",
2966 "2965": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster returns to this spot ",
2967 "2966": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster shatters like glass ",
2968 "2967": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster suffers no damage ",
2969 "2968": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster teleports 2d6 miles ",
2970 "2969": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster wins 500 gold pieces ",
2971 "2970": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's head explodes ",
2972 "2971": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's Strength is halved ",
2973 "2972": "If hit by a bludgeon on a natural 20, caster's teeth turn to gold ",
2974 "2973": "If slain before sunset, caster dissolves into a putrid slush ",
2975 "2974": "Illusions cast by caster make him 2X as heavy for their duration ",
2976 "2975": "In matters of barter, caster offers his spellbook first ",
2977 "2976": "In the next few days, caster unearths a statue of himself ",
2978 "2977": "Iridescent plumage sprouts from caster's shoulder blades ",
2979 "2978": "Lightning flashes about the caster's head during battle ",
2980 "2979": "Lightning is 3% likely to strike the caster on any given day ",
2981 "2980": "Luxuriant, leafy foliage sprouts from the caster's head ",
2982 "2981": "Magic items are 10% likely to fail when caster uses them ",
2983 "2982": "Magic items use charges at 50% normal rate if caster uses them ",
2984 "2983": "Magical animals seem to mock the caster while he's not looking ",
2985 "2984": "Magical armor bonuses are 50% likely to fail for the caster ",
2986 "2985": "Magical armor bonuses no longer work at all for the caster ",
2987 "2986": "Magical blades that hit the caster apply no magical damage bonus ",
2988 "2987": "Magical creatures and fantastical animals are invisible to caster ",
2989 "2988": "Magical creatures ignore and are impervious to the caster ",
2990 "2989": "Merchants charge the caster 2X as much for their wares ",
2991 "2990": "Merchants readily identify the caster as a notorious thief ",
2992 "2991": "Merchants readily identify the caster as a trustworthy customer ",
2993 "2992": "Meteoritic iron is powerfully toxic to the caster ",
2994 "2993": "Mocking, spectral voices taunt the caster incessantly ",
2995 "2994": "Money paid by caster appears to be obviously counterfeit ",
2996 "2995": "Money paid by caster rapidly depreciates in value ",
2997 "2996": "Mysterious runes are visible on the caster's skin in moonlight ",
2998 "2997": "Nearest angry mob identifies caster as its leader ",
2999 "2998": "Nearest angry mob identifies caster as the cause of its outrage ",
3000 "2999": "Nearest ant colony begins worshipping the caster as its god ",
3001 "3000": "Nearest colony of bees identifies the caster as an enemy ",
3002 "3001": "Nearest colony of bees identifies the caster as its queen ",
3003 "3002": "Nearest dragon has a vendetta against the caster ",
3004 "3003": "Nearest dragon urgently desires an audience with the caster ",
3005 "3004": "Nearest horse has been plotting against the caster for years ",
3006 "3005": "Nearest horse is ravenously hungry for the caster's flesh ",
3007 "3006": "Nearest statue animates and begins stalking the caster ",
3008 "3007": "Nearest tree falls on caster but doesn't make a sound ",
3009 "3008": "Nearest tree falls on caster, pinning him but not harming him ",
3010 "3009": "Nearest wizard decides that the caster owes him a favor ",
3011 "3010": "Nearest wizard thinks that the caster is plotting against him ",
3012 "3011": "Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically inflict maximum damage ",
3013 "3012": "Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically inflict minimum damage ",
3014 "3013": "Next 1d4 attacks on caster automatically leave hideous scars ",
3015 "3014": "Next 1d4 attacks on caster equally affect the attackers ",
3016 "3015": "Next attack on caster causes him to hallucinate for 1d4 hours ",
3017 "3016": "Next attack on caster has a +10 ToHit bonus ",
3018 "3017": "Next attack on caster kills him, but he resurrects at dawn ",
3019 "3018": "Next attack on caster literally knocks the smile off of his face ",
3020 "3019": "Next blade to cut the caster vanishes until that wound is healed ",
3021 "3020": "Next blade to cut the caster will never rust or go dull ",
3022 "3021": "Next bridge that caster crosses turns to chocolate ",
3023 "3022": "Next creature slain by caster infects him with a strange disease ",
3024 "3023": "Next creature slain by caster is avenged by 10d10 kobolds ",
3025 "3024": "Next creature slain by caster is consumed by flames in 1d8 rounds ",
3026 "3025": "Next creature slain by caster is resurrected in 1d10 turns ",
3027 "3026": "Next creature slain by caster places a Geas on him as it dies ",
3028 "3027": "Next creature slain by caster pursues him as a vengeful undead ",
3029 "3028": "Next door opened by caster becomes sentient and animated ",
3030 "3029": "Next door opened by caster can never be closed again ",
3031 "3030": "Next door opened by caster can never be opened by him again ",
3032 "3031": "Next door opened by caster causes a pit to open beneath his feet ",
3033 "3032": "Next door opened by caster causes all of his spells to discharge ",
3034 "3033": "Next door opened by caster dispels any magic then affecting him ",
3035 "3034": "Next door opened by caster explodes as a 1d10HD fireball ",
3036 "3035": "Next door opened by caster explodes in a swarm of searing embers ",
3037 "3036": "Next door opened by caster falls on him heavily ",
3038 "3037": "Next door opened by caster floods the room on the opposite side ",
3039 "3038": "Next door opened by caster gives him a useful bit of information ",
3040 "3039": "Next door opened by caster hurls him out of the nearest window ",
3041 "3040": "Next door opened by caster ignites the room on the opposite side ",
3042 "3041": "Next door opened by caster is thereafter as clear as glass ",
3043 "3042": "Next door opened by caster knocks him unconscious ",
3044 "3043": "Next door opened by caster leads directly out of the universe ",
3045 "3044": "Next door opened by caster leads to a confessional booth ",
3046 "3045": "Next door opened by caster leads to a courtyard with no doors ",
3047 "3046": "Next door opened by caster leads to a distant crypt ",
3048 "3047": "Next door opened by caster leads to a distant mountaintop ",
3049 "3048": "Next door opened by caster leads to a distant ship on the ocean ",
3050 "3049": "Next door opened by caster leads to a dragon's nest ",
3051 "3050": "Next door opened by caster leads to a dragon's treasure horde ",
3052 "3051": "Next door opened by caster leads to a fabulous ballroom ",
3053 "3052": "Next door opened by caster leads to a featureless desert ",
3054 "3053": "Next door opened by caster leads to a filthy and fetid stable ",
3055 "3054": "Next door opened by caster leads to a hidden oubliette ",
3056 "3055": "Next door opened by caster leads to a huge monster's stomach ",
3057 "3056": "Next door opened by caster leads to a long-forgotten vault ",
3058 "3057": "Next door opened by caster leads to a magical armory ",
3059 "3058": "Next door opened by caster leads to a meat locker ",
3060 "3059": "Next door opened by caster leads to a modern bathroom ",
3061 "3060": "Next door opened by caster leads to a mysterious control room ",
3062 "3061": "Next door opened by caster leads to a room full of hourglasses ",
3063 "3062": "Next door opened by caster leads to a sacrificial altar ",
3064 "3063": "Next door opened by caster leads to a terrible misunderstanding ",
3065 "3064": "Next door opened by caster leads to a treasury of fabulous wealth ",
3066 "3065": "Next door opened by caster leads to a vast cornfield ",
3067 "3066": "Next door opened by caster leads to a vast magical library ",
3068 "3067": "Next door opened by caster leads to a vast, snow-swept plain ",
3069 "3068": "Next door opened by caster leads to a vault deep in a coal mine ",
3070 "3069": "Next door opened by caster leads to a warehouse full of candy ",
3071 "3070": "Next door opened by caster leads to all manner of confusion ",
3072 "3071": "Next door opened by caster leads to an enormous wine cellar ",
3073 "3072": "Next door opened by caster leads to an overflowing sewer ",
3074 "3073": "Next door opened by caster leads to another plane of existence ",
3075 "3074": "Next door opened by caster leads to deep within a blazing forest ",
3076 "3075": "Next door opened by caster leads to goblin barracks ",
3077 "3076": "Next door opened by caster leads to his home ",
3078 "3077": "Next door opened by caster leads to interstellar space ",
3079 "3078": "Next door opened by caster leads to the basement of a brothel ",
3080 "3079": "Next door opened by caster leads to the bottom of the sea ",
3081 "3080": "Next door opened by caster leads to the center of a labyrinth ",
3082 "3081": "Next door opened by caster leads to the center of the universe ",
3083 "3082": "Next door opened by caster leads to the king's linen closet ",
3084 "3083": "Next door opened by caster leads to the last door he opened ",
3085 "3084": "Next door opened by caster leads to the middle of a battlefield ",
3086 "3085": "Next door opened by caster leads to the mind of a famous actor ",
3087 "3086": "Next door opened by caster leads to the queen's bedchamber ",
3088 "3087": "Next door opened by caster leads to the roof of that building ",
3089 "3088": "Next door opened by caster leads to the room that he just left ",
3090 "3089": "Next door opened by caster leads to the royal treasury ",
3091 "3090": "Next door opened by caster leads to the top of a distant volcano ",
3092 "3091": "Next door opened by caster leads to this location ",
3093 "3092": "Next door opened by caster leads to tomorrow but not back ",
3094 "3093": "Next door opened by caster leads to war between 1d4 nations ",
3095 "3094": "Next door opened by caster locks shut behind him ",
3096 "3095": "Next door opened by caster opens upon a sanity-damaging vista ",
3097 "3096": "Next door opened by caster plunges that room into total darkness ",
3098 "3097": "Next door opened by caster releases a cloud of choking smoke ",
3099 "3098": "Next door opened by caster restores him to full hit points ",
3100 "3099": "Next door opened by caster reveals a caterpillar smoking a hookah ",
3101 "3100": "Next door opened by caster reveals a scene of horrid debauchery ",
3102 "3101": "Next door opened by caster reveals an unutterably foul monster ",
3103 "3102": "Next door opened by caster reveals Death on the opposite side ",
3104 "3103": "Next door opened by caster triggers a Chaos Burst ",
3105 "3104": "Next door opened by caster turns into a vault door of heavy steel ",
3106 "3105": "Next enemy to wound caster also Charms him ",
3107 "3106": "Next enemy to wound caster begins to resemble him ",
3108 "3107": "Next enemy to wound caster can't harm him for 1d4 days thereafter ",
3109 "3108": "Next enemy to wound caster disarms himself and runs away ",
3110 "3109": "Next enemy to wound caster gains one level or hit die ",
3111 "3110": "Next enemy to wound caster heroically defends him for 1d4 turns ",
3112 "3111": "Next enemy to wound caster is attacked by vermin ",
3113 "3112": "Next enemy to wound caster is healed of any current damage ",
3114 "3113": "Next enemy to wound caster is heavily smeared with bacon grease ",
3115 "3114": "Next enemy to wound caster is himself restored to full hit points ",
3116 "3115": "Next enemy to wound caster is teleported to caster's home ",
3117 "3116": "Next enemy to wound caster is teleported to his own home ",
3118 "3117": "Next enemy to wound caster is thrown 4d6 hours into the future ",
3119 "3118": "Next enemy to wound caster sinks into the ground to his knees ",
3120 "3119": "Next enemy to wound caster suffers an equivalent injury ",
3121 "3120": "Next enemy to wound caster then attacks his own allies ",
3122 "3121": "Next enemy wounded by caster becomes an ally for 1d6 rounds ",
3123 "3122": "Next enemy wounded by caster becomes ethereal for 4d6 hours ",
3124 "3123": "Next enemy wounded by caster becomes immune to fire ",
3125 "3124": "Next enemy wounded by caster becomes invisible to caster ",
3126 "3125": "Next enemy wounded by caster becomes king ",
3127 "3126": "Next enemy wounded by caster begins to age one year per round ",
3128 "3127": "Next enemy wounded by caster can no longer see the caster ",
3129 "3128": "Next enemy wounded by caster contracts some magical disease ",
3130 "3129": "Next enemy wounded by caster erupts into a cloud of angry wasps ",
3131 "3130": "Next enemy wounded by caster is attacked by feral cats ",
3132 "3131": "Next enemy wounded by caster is Healed ",
3133 "3132": "Next enemy wounded by caster is immune to magic for 2d4 rounds ",
3134 "3133": "Next enemy wounded by caster is invisible to him, and vice versa ",
3135 "3134": "Next enemy wounded by caster is suddenly fabulously wealthy ",
3136 "3135": "Next enemy wounded by caster loses an additional 1d100 hit points ",
3137 "3136": "Next enemy wounded by caster must Save or change alignment ",
3138 "3137": "Next enemy wounded by caster must Save or Disintegrate ",
3139 "3138": "Next enemy wounded by caster teleports 1d100 miles ",
3140 "3139": "Next enemy wounded by caster teleports to a safe location nearby ",
3141 "3140": "Next enemy wounded by caster teleports to caster's home ",
3142 "3141": "Next enemy wounded by caster turns into a two-headed dragon ",
3143 "3142": "Next enemy wounded by caster turns to stone over 1d10 rounds ",
3144 "3143": "Next enemy wounded by caster was never born ",
3145 "3144": "Next enemy wounded by caster will resurrect 24 hours after death ",
3146 "3145": "Next horse ridden by caster acquires lycanthropy ",
3147 "3146": "Next horse ridden by caster develops an intense hatred of humans ",
3148 "3147": "Next horse ridden by caster gains Intelligence equal to his own ",
3149 "3148": "Next horse ridden by caster is blasted to ashes beneath him ",
3150 "3149": "Next horse ridden by caster is reconfigured into humanoid shape ",
3151 "3150": "Next horse ridden by caster runs to the nearest pit and jumps in ",
3152 "3151": "Next horse ridden by caster sprouts another head facing backwards ",
3153 "3152": "Next horse ridden by caster sprouts horns like a bull ",
3154 "3153": "Next horse ridden by caster sprouts two additional pairs of legs ",
3155 "3154": "Next horse ridden by caster turns hollow and made of wood ",
3156 "3155": "Next horse ridden by caster turns into a cow ",
3157 "3156": "Next lycanthrope to attack caster is cured of lycanthropy ",
3158 "3157": "Next meal prepared by caster can't be digested by mortals ",
3159 "3158": "Next meal prepared by caster dissolves into a stinking mush ",
3160 "3159": "Next meal prepared by caster functions as a potion of healing ",
3161 "3160": "Next meal prepared by caster harms the sanity of any who eat it ",
3162 "3161": "Next meal prepared by caster has strong anesthetic properties ",
3163 "3162": "Next meal prepared by caster induces hallucinations in Dwarves ",
3164 "3163": "Next meal prepared by caster induces insanity for 1d4 hours ",
3165 "3164": "Next meal prepared by caster induces megalomania in Halflings ",
3166 "3165": "Next meal prepared by caster induces pyromania in Elves ",
3167 "3166": "Next meal prepared by caster induces raving paranoia in humans ",
3168 "3167": "Next meal prepared by caster induces uncontrollable debauchery ",
3169 "3168": "Next meal prepared by caster induces xenophobia in Gnomes ",
3170 "3169": "Next meal prepared by caster is lethally toxic to him ",
3171 "3170": "Next meal prepared by caster is the best meal in all of history ",
3172 "3171": "Next meal prepared by caster is unpalatable in sunlight ",
3173 "3172": "Next meal prepared by caster shines as brightly as the sun ",
3174 "3173": "Next meal prepared by caster tastes strongly of manure ",
3175 "3174": "Next meal prepared by caster tastes strongly of soap ",
3176 "3175": "Next missile shot at caster passes in one ear and out the other ",
3177 "3176": "Next missile shot at caster turns to gold and falls to the ground ",
3178 "3177": "Next permanent spell cast by caster fails in 1d4 rounds ",
3179 "3178": "Next permanent spell cast by caster functions only intermittently ",
3180 "3179": "Next person struck by caster's magic becomes hopelessly drunk ",
3181 "3180": "Next person struck by caster's magic goes insane for 2d4-1 days ",
3182 "3181": "Next person struck by caster's magic is stricken blind and deaf ",
3183 "3182": "Next person to see caster's reflection attacks him immediately ",
3184 "3183": "Next person to touch the caster acquires illusory leprosy ",
3185 "3184": "Next person to touch the caster can't speak to him until sunset ",
3186 "3185": "Next person to touch the caster is dressed just like him ",
3187 "3186": "Next person to touch the caster is invisible to him for 1d4 days ",
3188 "3187": "Next person to touch the caster is stricken permanently bald ",
3189 "3188": "Next person to touch the caster then attacks him for one round ",
3190 "3189": "Next person to whom caster speaks acquires a phony language ",
3191 "3190": "Next person to whom caster speaks adopts the caster's voice ",
3192 "3191": "Next person to whom caster speaks attacks him for 1d6 rounds ",
3193 "3192": "Next person to whom caster speaks can Command him 1d4 times ",
3194 "3193": "Next person to whom caster speaks demands 10d10 gold pieces ",
3195 "3194": "Next person to whom caster speaks develops a stutter until sunset ",
3196 "3195": "Next person to whom caster speaks disappears until sunset ",
3197 "3196": "Next person to whom caster speaks forgets who the caster is ",
3198 "3197": "Next person to whom caster speaks hasn't slept for 2d10 days ",
3199 "3198": "Next person to whom caster speaks hates him for 1d4 hours ",
3200 "3199": "Next person to whom caster speaks ignores him for 2d4 hours ",
3201 "3200": "Next person to whom caster speaks is destined to kill him someday ",
3202 "3201": "Next person to whom caster speaks is dressed just like him ",
3203 "3202": "Next person to whom caster speaks is invisible to him until dawn ",
3204 "3203": "Next person to whom caster speaks is overcome by awful boredom ",
3205 "3204": "Next person to whom caster speaks is overcome by hunger ",
3206 "3205": "Next person to whom caster speaks is soaked with icy brine ",
3207 "3206": "Next person to whom caster speaks is stricken deaf for 2d4 rounds ",
3208 "3207": "Next person to whom caster speaks is stricken mute until sunset ",
3209 "3208": "Next person to whom caster speaks is teleported 10d10 feet ",
3210 "3209": "Next person to whom caster speaks is unable to eat for 1d4 days ",
3211 "3210": "Next person to whom caster speaks looks just like him until dawn ",
3212 "3211": "Next person to whom caster speaks mocks him outrageously ",
3213 "3212": "Next person to whom caster speaks must give him 8d8 gold pieces ",
3214 "3213": "Next person to whom caster speaks races away at top speed ",
3215 "3214": "Next person to whom caster speaks regains 1d4 hit points ",
3216 "3215": "Next person to whom caster speaks shrinks by 25% for 1d4 days ",
3217 "3216": "Next person to whom caster speaks suspects the caster of heresy ",
3218 "3217": "Next potion imbibed by caster alerts everyone to his whereabouts ",
3219 "3218": "Next potion imbibed by caster burns his home to the ground ",
3220 "3219": "Next potion imbibed by caster cancels any resurrections he's had ",
3221 "3220": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to be Slowed ",
3222 "3221": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to spit out wood chips ",
3223 "3222": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to sprout feathers ",
3224 "3223": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes him to sprout tentacles ",
3225 "3224": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes his clothing to disintegrate ",
3226 "3225": "Next potion imbibed by caster causes his voice to echo ominously ",
3227 "3226": "Next potion imbibed by caster changes his alignment for 2d8 hours ",
3228 "3227": "Next potion imbibed by caster changes his sex for its duration ",
3229 "3228": "Next potion imbibed by caster cures him of any current diseases ",
3230 "3229": "Next potion imbibed by caster doubles in volume 1d20 times ",
3231 "3230": "Next potion imbibed by caster enables him to breathe underwater ",
3232 "3231": "Next potion imbibed by caster enlarges his hands by 50% ",
3233 "3232": "Next potion imbibed by caster freezes him solid until sunset ",
3234 "3233": "Next potion imbibed by caster gives him chimp-like proportions ",
3235 "3234": "Next potion imbibed by caster glues his mouth shut ",
3236 "3235": "Next potion imbibed by caster has no effect whatsoever ",
3237 "3236": "Next potion imbibed by caster has only half its normal potency ",
3238 "3237": "Next potion imbibed by caster has the same effect as the last one ",
3239 "3238": "Next potion imbibed by caster hurls him 5d10 yards ",
3240 "3239": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces a fit of spastic coughing ",
3241 "3240": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces crazed religious fervor ",
3242 "3241": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces intense vertigo ",
3243 "3242": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces lycanthropy for 1d4 months ",
3244 "3243": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces pacifism ",
3245 "3244": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces phenomenal hallucinations ",
3246 "3245": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces temporary homicidal rage ",
3247 "3246": "Next potion imbibed by caster induces uncharacteristic generosity ",
3248 "3247": "Next potion imbibed by caster inflicts an embarrassing ailment ",
3249 "3248": "Next potion imbibed by caster is 5% likely to kill him outright ",
3250 "3249": "Next potion imbibed by caster is 10% likely to last 1d10 years ",
3251 "3250": "Next potion imbibed by caster is actually a living thing ",
3252 "3251": "Next potion imbibed by caster is incredibly addictive ",
3253 "3252": "Next potion imbibed by caster is powerfully emetic ",
3254 "3253": "Next potion imbibed by caster is pure human blood ",
3255 "3254": "Next potion imbibed by caster lasts only until he speaks ",
3256 "3255": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes foliage sprout from his head ",
3257 "3256": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes gold invisible to him ",
3258 "3257": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him -4 to Save vs Fortitude ",
3259 "3258": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him a terrific dancer ",
3260 "3259": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him age one year per round ",
3261 "3260": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him ambidextrous ",
3262 "3261": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him blink like a neon sign ",
3263 "3262": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him crave raw meat ",
3264 "3263": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him forget his name ",
3265 "3264": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him forget the past 24 hours ",
3266 "3265": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him hate magic for 1d4 days ",
3267 "3266": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him hate to answer questions ",
3268 "3267": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him horrifyingly ugly ",
3269 "3268": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him illiterate for 1d10 days ",
3270 "3269": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him invisible for 1d6 turns ",
3271 "3270": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him invisible to undead ",
3272 "3271": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him levitate 1d10 yards ",
3273 "3272": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him look 5d10 years older ",
3274 "3273": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him look like an infant ",
3275 "3274": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him lose 1d100 pounds ",
3276 "3275": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him overwhelmingly beautiful ",
3277 "3276": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him profoundly drunk ",
3278 "3277": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him see fire all around him ",
3279 "3278": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him seem far more charming ",
3280 "3279": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him spin rapidly 1d100 times ",
3281 "3280": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him sweat blood ",
3282 "3281": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think he doesn't exist ",
3283 "3282": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's dead ",
3284 "3283": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's drowning ",
3285 "3284": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that he's invisible ",
3286 "3285": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes him think that it's poison ",
3287 "3286": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes his arms and legs invisible ",
3288 "3287": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes his face invisible ",
3289 "3288": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes his flesh invisible ",
3290 "3289": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes his hands and feet invisible ",
3291 "3290": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes immune to charm-like magic ",
3292 "3291": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes ink invisible to him ",
3293 "3292": "Next potion imbibed by caster makes undead invisible to him ",
3294 "3293": "Next potion imbibed by caster paralyzes his hands until sunset ",
3295 "3294": "Next potion imbibed by caster reduces him to one hit point ",
3296 "3295": "Next potion imbibed by caster restores him to full hit points ",
3297 "3296": "Next potion imbibed by caster reveals any secret doors nearby ",
3298 "3297": "Next potion imbibed by caster rotates his feet 180� ",
3299 "3298": "Next potion imbibed by caster sets his hair ablaze ",
3300 "3299": "Next potion imbibed by caster shrinks his hands by 50% ",
3301 "3300": "Next potion imbibed by caster snuffs all fires within one mile ",
3302 "3301": "Next potion imbibed by caster solidifies in his stomach ",
3303 "3302": "Next potion imbibed by caster strikes him bald for one year ",
3304 "3303": "Next potion imbibed by caster tastes like lamp oil ",
3305 "3304": "Next potion imbibed by caster teleports him to his home ",
3306 "3305": "Next potion imbibed by caster throws him 1d4 days into the future ",
3307 "3306": "Next potion imbibed by caster triggers a Chaos Burst ",
3308 "3307": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns him into 1d100 frogs ",
3309 "3308": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns him into a zombie until dawn ",
3310 "3309": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns him to vapor for 1d10 rounds ",
3311 "3310": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his hands into feet ",
3312 "3311": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his head to a cube ",
3313 "3312": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his lips and tongue to steel ",
3314 "3313": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his skeleton to steel ",
3315 "3314": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his skin permanently orange ",
3316 "3315": "Next potion imbibed by caster turns his speech to gibberish ",
3317 "3316": "Next potion imbibed by caster works only during every other round ",
3318 "3317": "Next puddle stepped in by caster drains 1d10 hit points ",
3319 "3318": "Next puddle stepped in by caster freezes solid around his feet ",
3320 "3319": "Next puddle stepped in by caster ignites like gasoline ",
3321 "3320": "Next puddle stepped in by caster is charged with electricity ",
3322 "3321": "Next puddle stepped in by caster is full of piranha ",
3323 "3322": "Next puddle stepped in by caster is, to him, 10d10 feet deep ",
3324 "3323": "Next puddle stepped in by caster makes him think he's drowning ",
3325 "3324": "Next puddle stepped in by caster renders him briefly invulnerable ",
3326 "3325": "Next puddle stepped in by caster restores 1d10 hit points ",
3327 "3326": "Next puddle stepped in by caster soaks him from head to toe ",
3328 "3327": "Next puddle stepped in by caster teleports him to a puddle nearby ",
3329 "3328": "Next puddle stepped in by caster throws him 1d20 yards ",
3330 "3329": "Next puddle stepped in by caster turns to blood ",
3331 "3330": "Next spell caster casts on himself also affects someone nearby ",
3332 "3331": "Next spell caster casts on himself flares out of control ",
3333 "3332": "Next spell caster casts on himself has the opposite effect ",
3334 "3333": "Next spell caster casts on himself persists for 1d4 days ",
3335 "3334": "Next spell caster casts on himself takes effect 1d4 days later ",
3336 "3335": "Next spell caster casts on himself works at 2X normal potency ",
3337 "3336": "Next spell to hit the caster also renders his head invisible ",
3338 "3337": "Next spell to hit the caster causes him to glow brightly ",
3339 "3338": "Next spell to hit the caster leaves him hideously scarred ",
3340 "3339": "Next spell to hit the caster likewise affects whoever cast it ",
3341 "3340": "Next spell to hit the caster renders him blind for its duration ",
3342 "3341": "Next spell to hit the caster takes effect 4d6 hours later ",
3343 "3342": "Next successful attack upon caster hits a bystander instead ",
3344 "3343": "Next successful attack upon caster knocks him unconscious ",
3345 "3344": "Next sword that wounds caster acquires a permanent +2 bonus ",
3346 "3345": "Next sword that wounds caster heals him for 1d10 hit points ",
3347 "3346": "Next sword that wounds caster heats to 10d100 degrees ",
3348 "3347": "Next sword that wounds caster is totally rusted by dawn tomorrow ",
3349 "3348": "Next sword that wounds caster likewise wounds its wielder ",
3350 "3349": "Next sword that wounds caster mimics his personality thereafter ",
3351 "3350": "Next sword that wounds caster must Save or disintegrate ",
3352 "3351": "Next sword that wounds caster then ignites and burns like paper ",
3353 "3352": "Next sword that wounds caster turns to gold ",
3354 "3353": "Next sword that wounds caster vanishes for 1d8 days ",
3355 "3354": "Next sword that wounds caster was coated with deadly venom ",
3356 "3355": "Next sword touched by caster gains a +1 ToHit bonus for 4d6 days ",
3357 "3356": "Next sword touched by caster turns into a crescent wrench ",
3358 "3357": "Next time caster's restored to full hit points, he shrinks by 50% ",
3359 "3358": "Next tree touched by caster animates and attacks everyone nearby ",
3360 "3359": "Next tree touched by caster crumbles to ash in minutes ",
3361 "3360": "Next wound inflicted by caster can't heal without magic ",
3362 "3361": "Next wound inflicted upon caster can't be healed magically ",
3363 "3362": "No animal will allow the caster to ride it ",
3364 "3363": "No matter how far the caster travels today, he winds up here ",
3365 "3364": "No more than 60% of caster's body can become invisible at a time ",
3366 "3365": "No one now within 10 yards of caster can harm him until dawn ",
3367 "3366": "No one within 100 miles trusts caster enough to lend him money ",
3368 "3367": "Non-humanoid mammals are invisible to caster ",
3369 "3368": "Non-humanoid mammals react badly to the caster for 1d10 days ",
3370 "3369": "Non-magical blades inflict bludgeoning damage upon caster ",
3371 "3370": "Non-magical rodents are invisible to the caster ",
3372 "3371": "Objects are more resistant to fire while caster carries them ",
3373 "3372": "Objects handled by caster can't be made invisible for one year ",
3374 "3373": "Objects placed in caster's pockets freeze solid in minutes ",
3375 "3374": "On a successful attack roll, caster must Save or drop his weapon ",
3376 "3375": "On any given day, caster's left foot is 50% likely to be ethereal ",
3377 "3376": "On any successful attack roll, caster is still 10% likely to fail ",
3378 "3377": "Once per day, caster can cause himself to age 1d10 years ",
3379 "3378": "Once per day, caster can cause his shoes or boots to vanish ",
3380 "3379": "Once per day, caster can cause his spellbook to ignite ",
3381 "3380": "Once per day, caster can cause one flash of lightning overhead ",
3382 "3381": "Once per day, caster can cause one person to lie to him ",
3383 "3382": "Once per day, caster can cause ten pounds of ice to melt rapidly ",
3384 "3383": "Once per day, caster can create one loosely-packed snowball ",
3385 "3384": "Once per day, caster can create up to one pound of cheese ",
3386 "3385": "Once per day, caster can discern True North with 100% accuracy ",
3387 "3386": "Once per day, caster can dry a soaking wet, shirt-sized garment ",
3388 "3387": "Once per day, caster can eliminate rust from one sword or helmet ",
3389 "3388": "Once per day, caster can locate the most valuable jewel nearby ",
3390 "3389": "Once per day, caster can locate the nearest holy symbol ",
3391 "3390": "Once per day, caster can locate the nearest locked door ",
3392 "3391": "Once per day, caster can locate the nearest potable alcohol ",
3393 "3392": "Once per day, caster can locate the nearest unrefined iron ore ",
3394 "3393": "Once per day, caster can make his clothes vanish for 1d10 rounds ",
3395 "3394": "Once per day, caster can make someone briefly forget his name ",
3396 "3395": "Once per day, caster can pull a big, ripe turnip from the ground ",
3397 "3396": "Once per day, caster can purify up to one gallon of water ",
3398 "3397": "Once per day, caster can read a new language for 1d4 rounds ",
3399 "3398": "Once per day, caster can read any written language for 1d4 rounds ",
3400 "3399": "Once per day, caster can render glass opaque for 1d4 hours ",
3401 "3400": "Once per day, caster can stab himself with a dagger without harm ",
3402 "3401": "Once per day, caster can teleport up to one foot per level ",
3403 "3402": "Once per day, caster can totally ignore one attack against him ",
3404 "3403": "Once per day, caster can turn his hands ethereal for 1d6 rounds ",
3405 "3404": "Once per day, caster can turn his hands invisible for 1d10 rounds ",
3406 "3405": "Once per day, caster can turn his head 360� at the neck, unharmed ",
3407 "3406": "Once per day, caster can turn his teeth invisible for 10 minutes ",
3408 "3407": "Once per day, caster can turn invisible for up to three minutes ",
3409 "3408": "Once per week, caster can appear to be a foot taller for one hour ",
3410 "3409": "Once per week, caster can appear to be half his age for two hours ",
3411 "3410": "Once per week, caster can cause all nearby to forget his name ",
3412 "3411": "Once per week, caster can cause his hair to grow 1d4 inches ",
3413 "3412": "Once per week, caster can create 1d20 gallons of salt water ",
3414 "3413": "Once per week, caster can disgorge an ice cube one foot on a side ",
3415 "3414": "Once per week, caster can freeze up to one gallon of water ",
3416 "3415": "Once per week, caster can hold his breath for a full hour ",
3417 "3416": "Once per week, caster can ignore one fire-based spell cast at him ",
3418 "3417": "Once per week, caster can instantly snuff one campfire ",
3419 "3418": "Once per week, caster can join any two pieces of non-living wood ",
3420 "3419": "Once per week, caster can kill all small insects within 10 feet ",
3421 "3420": "Once per week, caster can levitate for 1d4 rounds ",
3422 "3421": "Once per week, caster can locate any artifacts within one mile ",
3423 "3422": "Once per week, caster can locate the nearest magical animal ",
3424 "3423": "Once per week, caster can locate the nearest magical blade ",
3425 "3424": "Once per week, caster can magically create a tasty meal for four ",
3426 "3425": "Once per week, caster can negate magical bonuses for 1d4 rounds ",
3427 "3426": "Once per week, caster can open any non-magical lock by touch ",
3428 "3427": "Once per week, caster can open one locked door by sneezing at it ",
3429 "3428": "Once per week, caster can render one cooked meal uncooked ",
3430 "3429": "Once per week, caster can shed and regrow 1d10 fingernails ",
3431 "3430": "Once per week, caster can speak only in rhyme for one hour ",
3432 "3431": "Once per week, caster can speak with horses for up to 1d10 rounds ",
3433 "3432": "Once per week, caster can strip one tree of all leaves ",
3434 "3433": "Once per week, caster can summon 1d20 cockroaches ",
3435 "3434": "Once per week, caster can summon 1d4 pigeons or sparrows ",
3436 "3435": "Once per week, caster can teleport his spellbook up to 1d4 miles ",
3437 "3436": "Once per week, caster can teleport up to 10 feet per level ",
3438 "3437": "Once per week, caster can turn one nearby magical blade invisible ",
3439 "3438": "Once per week, caster can untie one knot without touching it ",
3440 "3439": "Once per week, caster can walk on water, up to 5 yards per level ",
3441 "3440": "Once per week, caster must cast one damaging spell on himself ",
3442 "3441": "Once per week, caster throws a tantrum lasting 1d4 rounds ",
3443 "3442": "One of caster's arms acquires malevolent intelligence ",
3444 "3443": "One of caster's arms adopts the color and texture of brick ",
3445 "3444": "One of caster's arms appears to be stripped of all flesh ",
3446 "3445": "One of caster's arms becomes as limber as a snake ",
3447 "3446": "One of caster's arms becomes undead ",
3448 "3447": "One of caster's arms can be removed for up to 1d4 turns per day ",
3449 "3448": "One of caster's arms can't be cut by magical blades ",
3450 "3449": "One of caster's arms disappears until sunset tomorrow ",
3451 "3450": "One of caster's arms ignites ",
3452 "3451": "One of caster's arms is as pale as an albino's ",
3453 "3452": "One of caster's arms is encased in a tight steel sheath ",
3454 "3453": "One of caster's arms is impervious to magical cold ",
3455 "3454": "One of caster's arms is only an illusion ",
3456 "3455": "One of caster's arms is scarred as though badly burned by acid ",
3457 "3456": "One of caster's arms now juts from the center of his chest ",
3458 "3457": "One of caster's arms oozes fetid slime ",
3459 "3458": "One of caster's arms resembles a small, gnarled branch ",
3460 "3459": "One of caster's arms shrivels to a dry husk ",
3461 "3460": "One of caster's arms sprouts dozens of tiny, ugly feelers ",
3462 "3461": "One of caster's arms turns to solid silver ",
3463 "3462": "One of caster's eyes bulges like a fish eye ",
3464 "3463": "One of caster's eyes doubles in size ",
3465 "3464": "One of caster's eyes doubles in size; the other shrinks by 50% ",
3466 "3465": "One of caster's eyes glows with infernal radiance ",
3467 "3466": "One of caster's feet disintegrates ",
3468 "3467": "One of caster's feet is replaced by an off-balance wheel ",
3469 "3468": "One of caster's feet reforms into a perfect sphere ",
3470 "3469": "One of caster's feet refuses to come anywhere near the other ",
3471 "3470": "One of caster's hands doubles in size; the other shrinks by 50% ",
3472 "3471": "One of caster's hands is as durable as steel ",
3473 "3472": "One of caster's hands is green and scaly like a lizard's claw ",
3474 "3473": "One of caster's hands is susceptible to rust ",
3475 "3474": "One of caster's hands turns into an eagle's talon ",
3476 "3475": "One of caster's knees locks whenever nimble footwork is required ",
3477 "3476": "One of caster's pockets accesses a small box in his home ",
3478 "3477": "One side of caster's body adopts a mirror-bright sheen ",
3479 "3478": "One side of caster's body ages 2X as fast as the other ",
3480 "3479": "One side of caster's body appears to be naked by firelight ",
3481 "3480": "One side of caster's body changes color each hour ",
3482 "3481": "One side of caster's body is as hairy as an ape ",
3483 "3482": "One side of caster's body is blurred as if seen through ice ",
3484 "3483": "One side of caster's body is immune to magic cast by him ",
3485 "3484": "One side of caster's body is immune to normal missiles ",
3486 "3485": "One side of caster's body is invulnerable to fire ",
3487 "3486": "One side of caster's body is paralyzed for 1d4 rounds ",
3488 "3487": "One side of caster's body is rendered invisible for 1d4 weeks ",
3489 "3488": "One side of caster's body looks like a photo negative ",
3490 "3489": "One side of caster's body shrinks by 10% ",
3491 "3490": "People journey for miles to beseech the caster for healing ",
3492 "3491": "People journey for miles to study magic under the caster ",
3493 "3492": "People journey for miles to touch the hem of caster's garment ",
3494 "3493": "People journey for miles to voice grievances against the caster ",
3495 "3494": "People not in the caster's presence tend to forget about him ",
3496 "3495": "Powerful jets of air blow from the caster's ears ",
3497 "3496": "Predators react to the caster as if he were a small rabbit ",
3498 "3497": "Railroad tracks run straight from here to the caster's home ",
3499 "3498": "Rapturous shrieks fill the air when caster removes a hat ",
3500 "3499": "Raw meat is invisible to the caster ",
3501 "3500": "Right now, caster can teleport up to 1d10 miles one time ",
3502 "3501": "Rocks and boulders express a vague fondness for the caster ",
3503 "3502": "Rope breaks 2X as readily while the caster is using it ",
3504 "3503": "Rope is 2X as strong while the caster is using it ",
3505 "3504": "Scavengers and carrion birds react to caster as if he were dead ",
3506 "3505": "Short, bony spikes sprout from caster's knuckles ",
3507 "3506": "Small objects carried by caster seem 10X as heavy to him ",
3508 "3507": "Smoke billows from the caster's head as from a coal chimney ",
3509 "3508": "Some deity has a personal vendetta against the caster ",
3510 "3509": "Some deity takes a personal interest in the caster's life ",
3511 "3510": "Some subterranean race annexes caster's home ",
3512 "3511": "Some subterranean race declares a holy war against the caster ",
3513 "3512": "Some subterranean race declares that the caster is one of them ",
3514 "3513": "Some subterranean race declares the caster its patron saint ",
3515 "3514": "Some unseen entity wipes the smile off of the caster's face ",
3516 "3515": "Someone nearby vanishes; in 2d6 rounds the caster disgorges him ",
3517 "3516": "Someone very dear to the caster doesn't really exist ",
3518 "3517": "Someone very dear to the caster is discovered to be undead ",
3519 "3518": "Something about the caster makes people suspect that he's dying ",
3520 "3519": "Something about the caster makes people unlikely to trust him ",
3521 "3520": "Sometime in the next turn, the caster punches an ally in the nose ",
3522 "3521": "Sometime in the next turn, the caster races into a nearby forest ",
3523 "3522": "Spell works normally, but caster loses 1d4 spells from memory ",
3524 "3523": "Spell works normally; next casting automatically causes a Burst ",
3525 "3524": "The bones of caster's arms and legs can't be broken ",
3526 "3525": "The clothes caster is wearing makes him dangerous overconfident ",
3527 "3526": "The clothes caster is wearing makes him feel intensely cold ",
3528 "3527": "The Fireball spell won't function within 100 yards of caster ",
3529 "3528": "The ground beneath caster's feet flows like water for 1d4 rounds ",
3530 "3529": "The ground beneath caster's feet is alive for 1d4 hours ",
3531 "3530": "The ground beneath caster's feet sinks a depth 2X his height ",
3532 "3531": "The ground beneath caster's feet swirls like a whirlpool ",
3533 "3532": "The ground beneath caster's feet turns to living human flesh ",
3534 "3533": "The left and right sides of caster's body hate each other ",
3535 "3534": "The next spell used against caster automatically fails ",
3536 "3535": "The pages of caster's spellbook are indestructible ",
3537 "3536": "The pages of caster's spellbook are invisible; ink on them is not ",
3538 "3537": "The pages of caster's spellbook are replaced with gold leaf ",
3539 "3538": "The pages of caster's spellbook flap as though in a strong breeze ",
3540 "3539": "The pages of caster's spellbook turn to thin sheets of bacon ",
3541 "3540": "The pages of caster's spellbook turn to thin sheets of steel ",
3542 "3541": "The presence of undead causes caster to giggle like a fool ",
3543 "3542": "The rear half of caster's body appears to be made of glass ",
3544 "3543": "The rear half of caster's body is invisible ",
3545 "3544": "The spell cast most recently upon caster is retroactively undone ",
3546 "3545": "The wreckage of a sunken warship appears in caster's home ",
3547 "3546": "The wreckage of caster's home is strewn across the countryside ",
3548 "3547": "Thick clouds of acrid steam issue from the ground near the caster ",
3549 "3548": "Thick clouds of steam constantly billow from the caster's skin ",
3550 "3549": "Thunder rumbles overhead whenever caster's blood is spilled ",
3551 "3550": "To the caster, everyone appears to be sweating profusely ",
3552 "3551": "To the caster, everyone looks and sounds exactly like him ",
3553 "3552": "To the caster, everyone looks and sounds exactly like him ",
3554 "3553": "To the caster, everyone smells like a rotting corpse ",
3555 "3554": "To the caster, the weather always appears overcast and gloomy ",
3556 "3555": "To the caster, the weather always appears to be the same ",
3557 "3556": "Tomorrow, caster can speak all languages until noon ",
3558 "3557": "Tomorrow, caster can speak only a bizarre, esoteric language ",
3559 "3558": "Tomorrow, caster can't be injured by magical weapons until sunset ",
3560 "3559": "Tomorrow, caster finds 1d100 statues of himself in hideous poses ",
3561 "3560": "Tomorrow, caster finds a book detailing his complete dissection ",
3562 "3561": "Tomorrow, caster finds a jar containing 1d20 tiny elephants ",
3563 "3562": "Tomorrow, caster finds a key to a lock that doesn't yet exist ",
3564 "3563": "Tomorrow, caster finds a key to that mysterious door in his home ",
3565 "3564": "Tomorrow, caster finds a lab holding many lifeless clones of him ",
3566 "3565": "Tomorrow, caster finds a legendary sword & loses it the next day ",
3567 "3566": "Tomorrow, caster finds a piece of anachronistic technology ",
3568 "3567": "Tomorrow, caster finds a ruby as large as his head ",
3569 "3568": "Tomorrow, caster finds a secret Gate to the Astral Plane ",
3570 "3569": "Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of counterfeit rubies ",
3571 "3570": "Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of diamonds ",
3572 "3571": "Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of scorpions ",
3573 "3572": "Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of strong acid ",
3574 "3573": "Tomorrow, caster finds a small pouch full of teeth ",
3575 "3574": "Tomorrow, caster finds a tunnel that leads to his home ",
3576 "3575": "Tomorrow, caster finds a vial containing a viscous salve ",
3577 "3576": "Tomorrow, caster finds his own badly-decomposed corpse ",
3578 "3577": "Tomorrow, caster finds what looks like his own severed head ",
3579 "3578": "Tomorrow, caster forms an alliance with a long-hated enemy ",
3580 "3579": "Tomorrow, caster has absolutely no desire to use magic ",
3581 "3580": "Tomorrow, caster is unable to cast magic before noon ",
3582 "3581": "Tomorrow, caster meets a priest who places a Geas upon him ",
3583 "3582": "Tomorrow, caster meets an immortal desperate and unable to die ",
3584 "3583": "Tomorrow, caster meets and insults the avatar of some deity ",
3585 "3584": "Tomorrow, caster meets his long-lost and malevolent twin ",
3586 "3585": "Tomorrow, caster meets his mentor, who expresses disapproval ",
3587 "3586": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone claiming to have sold the world ",
3588 "3587": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone claiming to own the caster's soul ",
3589 "3588": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone convinced that he doesn't exist ",
3590 "3589": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone desperate to be his bodyguard ",
3591 "3590": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone desperate to become the caster ",
3592 "3591": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone on the verge of becoming a god ",
3593 "3592": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who calls humans a delicacy ",
3594 "3593": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can command demons ",
3595 "3594": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can remove his own heart ",
3596 "3595": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who can remove his skin at will ",
3597 "3596": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims the caster killed him ",
3598 "3597": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be haunting him ",
3599 "3598": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be him ",
3600 "3599": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be his father ",
3601 "3600": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who claims to be his grandchild ",
3602 "3601": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who foretells a bleak fate for him ",
3603 "3602": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who has vowed to murder him ",
3604 "3603": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who names the caster his heir ",
3605 "3604": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who offers him his firstborn son ",
3606 "3605": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who offers to sell him an artifact ",
3607 "3606": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who owes him a lot of money ",
3608 "3607": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who tries to eat his eyes ",
3609 "3608": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who wants to buy his pancreas ",
3610 "3609": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who's 100% immune to magic ",
3611 "3610": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone who's plotting to kill the king ",
3612 "3611": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone whom caster knows to be dead ",
3613 "3612": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone whom he owes a lot of money ",
3614 "3613": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone whose existence is impossible ",
3615 "3614": "Tomorrow, caster meets someone with the secret of immortality ",
3616 "3615": "Tomorrow, caster meets the alchemist who created him ",
3617 "3616": "Tomorrow, caster must Save vs Will once per hour or combust ",
3618 "3617": "Tomorrow, caster saves the life of a notorious villain ",
3619 "3618": "Tomorrow, caster saves the life of someone important ",
3620 "3619": "Tomorrow, caster saves the life whom fate has decreed must die ",
3621 "3620": "Tomorrow, caster thinks he's awakened from a centuries-long sleep ",
3622 "3621": "Tomorrow, caster thinks that magic no longer functions ",
3623 "3622": "Tomorrow, caster uncovers a well-funded plot against his life ",
3624 "3623": "Tomorrow, caster unknowingly snubs a powerful spellcaster ",
3625 "3624": "Tomorrow, caster vanishes at dawn and reappears at sunset ",
3626 "3625": "Tomorrow, caster wakes 2d10 miles from where he fell asleep ",
3627 "3626": "Tomorrow, caster wakes and gives apparently divine prophecy ",
3628 "3627": "Tomorrow, caster wakes as if he's spent a month in the desert ",
3629 "3628": "Tomorrow, caster wakes at this location ",
3630 "3629": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that all of his allies are dead ",
3631 "3630": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he must return to his home ",
3632 "3631": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's just been created ",
3633 "3632": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's just been resurrected ",
3634 "3633": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's murdered his allies ",
3635 "3634": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that he's slept for 2d10 years ",
3636 "3635": "Tomorrow, caster wakes convinced that his limbs are mechanical ",
3637 "3636": "Tomorrow, caster wakes covered in pungent, glowing moss ",
3638 "3637": "Tomorrow, caster wakes early and races back to this location ",
3639 "3638": "Tomorrow, caster wakes embarrassingly drunk ",
3640 "3639": "Tomorrow, caster wakes in a coil of dried and sinuous vines ",
3641 "3640": "Tomorrow, caster wakes in a full-length body cast ",
3642 "3641": "Tomorrow, caster wakes in the branches of a tall tree ",
3643 "3642": "Tomorrow, caster wakes on the bank of the River Styx ",
3644 "3643": "Tomorrow, caster wakes reeking of garlic and raw meat ",
3645 "3644": "Tomorrow, caster wakes seated in the throne of the nearest king ",
3646 "3645": "Tomorrow, caster wakes standing atop a tall pole ",
3647 "3646": "Tomorrow, caster wakes standing in a barrel of chum ",
3648 "3647": "Tomorrow, caster wakes to find that 1d4 days have passed ",
3649 "3648": "Tomorrow, caster wakes unable to stand until he casts a spell ",
3650 "3649": "Tomorrow, caster wakes where he awoke this morning ",
3651 "3650": "Tomorrow, caster wakes with a mouthful of mud from a cemetery ",
3652 "3651": "Tomorrow, caster wakes with mysterious tattoos all over his body ",
3653 "3652": "Tomorrow, caster wakes with no memory of the previous day ",
3654 "3653": "Tomorrow, caster wakes wrapped in disease-ridden blankets ",
3655 "3654": "Trees and bushes express open hostility toward the caster ",
3656 "3655": "Ugly thorns sprout from the caster's cheekbones ",
3657 "3656": "Undead have commandeered caster's home while he's been away ",
3658 "3657": "Undead skeletons react to caster as if he were one of them ",
3659 "3658": "Undead tend to ignore the caster until he acts against them ",
3660 "3659": "Undead tend to laugh in the caster's presence ",
3661 "3660": "Vile tentacles sprout from the caster's face ",
3662 "3661": "Viscous pus oozes from the caster's orifices until sunset ",
3663 "3662": "Water feels like acid to the caster but doesn't actually harm him ",
3664 "3663": "Water splashes from caster's footfalls for the next 1d12 hours ",
3665 "3664": "Water trickles from caster's elbows for 1d4 hours ",
3666 "3665": "Weight-affecting spells make the caster weigh 2X as much as iron ",
3667 "3666": "Well-funded liars slander caster's conduct in a war decades past ",
3668 "3667": "Whatever caster is wearing is a synthetic copy of the real thing ",
3669 "3668": "When caster dies, 10d10 voles burst from his corpse ",
3670 "3669": "When caster dies, a small religious cult starts worshipping him ",
3671 "3670": "When caster dies, a Chaos Burst occurs: roll again at that time ",
3672 "3671": "When caster dies, he can't be resurrected for 1d12 months ",
3673 "3672": "When caster dies, he's discovered to have died centuries ago ",
3674 "3673": "When caster dies, he's found to have been remotely controlled ",
3675 "3674": "When caster dies, he's quickly impersonated by a doppelganger ",
3676 "3675": "When caster dies, his allies deny that they ever knew him ",
3677 "3676": "When caster dies, his corpse appears riddled by gunfire ",
3678 "3677": "When caster dies, his corpse attacks the nearest Elf ",
3679 "3678": "When caster dies, his corpse disgorges 10d1000 gallons of water ",
3680 "3679": "When caster dies, his corpse giggles maniacally for 1d4 hours ",
3681 "3680": "When caster dies, his corpse is dismembered and scattered ",
3682 "3681": "When caster dies, his corpse is dragged away by goblins ",
3683 "3682": "When caster dies, his corpse is elected to public office ",
3684 "3683": "When caster dies, his corpse melts like a snowman ",
3685 "3684": "When caster dies, his corpse runs shrieking through a nearby town ",
3686 "3685": "When caster dies, his corpse shatters into countless fragments ",
3687 "3686": "When caster dies, his corpse swells to 1d6 times normal size ",
3688 "3687": "When caster dies, his corpse turns to densely packed salt ",
3689 "3688": "When caster dies, his corpse turns to solid bronze ",
3690 "3689": "When caster dies, his corpse weighs as much as lead ",
3691 "3690": "When caster dies, his heart assumes a life of its own ",
3692 "3691": "When caster dies, his killer is thrown 1d20 days into the future ",
3693 "3692": "When caster dies, his last word is 'Rosebud' ",
3694 "3693": "When caster dies, his name becomes synonymous with treachery ",
3695 "3694": "When caster dies, his skeleton turns to glass ",
3696 "3695": "When caster dies, his skull turns to wood ",
3697 "3696": "When caster dies, his spellbook burns to cinders in 1d4 rounds ",
3698 "3697": "When caster dies, his veins are discovered to be filled with gold ",
3699 "3698": "When caster dies, some random person nearby dies as well ",
3700 "3699": "When caster dies, the first person to touch his corpse also dies ",
3701 "3700": "When caster dies, the nearest town is evacuated ",
3702 "3701": "When caster dies, the nearest tree falls on his corpse ",
3703 "3702": "When caster dies, the sky turns blood red for 2d4-1 days ",
3704 "3703": "When caster dies, violent riots break out in the nearest town ",
3705 "3704": "When caster is angry, a small snake slithers out of his ear ",
3706 "3705": "When caster is angry, he foams at the mouth like a rabid dog ",
3707 "3706": "When caster is angry, he turns bright green ",
3708 "3707": "When caster is angry, his face appears scarred and deformed ",
3709 "3708": "When caster is angry, his face appears to glisten with slime ",
3710 "3709": "When caster is angry, his head appears to be a bare skull ",
3711 "3710": "When caster is angry, insects appear to swarm over his face ",
3712 "3711": "When caster is angry, steam billows from his nostrils ",
3713 "3712": "When caster is surprised, he randomly teleports 1d4 yards ",
3714 "3713": "When caster is surprised, his head briefly doubles in size ",
3715 "3714": "When caster is surprised, his head spins 360� ",
3716 "3715": "When caster next casts this spell, he becomes hopelessly lost ",
3717 "3716": "When caster next casts this spell, he feels overwhelming deja vu ",
3718 "3717": "When caster next casts this spell, he teleports to this spot ",
3719 "3718": "When caster next casts this spell, he's attacked by squirrels ",
3720 "3719": "When caster next casts this spell, he's paralyzed until sunset ",
3721 "3720": "When caster next casts this spell, he's stricken with Confusion ",
3722 "3721": "When caster next casts this spell, his age temporarily doubles ",
3723 "3722": "When caster next casts this spell, his clothing attacks him ",
3724 "3723": "When caster next casts this spell, his clothing freezes solid ",
3725 "3724": "When caster next casts this spell, his clothing turns to cheese ",
3726 "3725": "When caster next casts this spell, the winter solstice occurs ",
3727 "3726": "When caster next draws blood, a large pit opens beneath him ",
3728 "3727": "When caster next draws blood, he disgorges 1d10 gallons of blood ",
3729 "3728": "When caster next draws blood, he laughs like a demon ",
3730 "3729": "When caster next draws blood, he leaps 4d6 hours into the future ",
3731 "3730": "When caster next draws blood, he loses 2d10 hit points ",
3732 "3731": "When caster next draws blood, he must Save or fall unconscious ",
3733 "3732": "When caster next draws blood, he regains 1d10 hit points ",
3734 "3733": "When caster next draws blood, he suffers an equivalent wound ",
3735 "3734": "When caster next draws blood, he teleports 1d100 yards ",
3736 "3735": "When caster next draws blood, he's addicted to the taste of blood ",
3737 "3736": "When caster next draws blood, he's attacked by rabid bats ",
3738 "3737": "When caster next draws blood, he's restored to full hit points ",
3739 "3738": "When caster next draws blood, he's stricken mute until sunrise ",
3740 "3739": "When caster next draws blood, his eyes blaze with flame ",
3741 "3740": "When caster next draws blood, his weapon turns to steam ",
3742 "3741": "When caster next draws blood, rain immediately begins to fall ",
3743 "3742": "When caster next draws blood, thunder rumbles in the distance ",
3744 "3743": "When caster next enters a building, he teleports onto its roof ",
3745 "3744": "When caster next enters a building, his clothes catch fire ",
3746 "3745": "When caster next enters a lake, any boats nearby turn invisible ",
3747 "3746": "When caster next enters a lake, he blasphemes some ocean god ",
3748 "3747": "When caster next enters a lake, he decides to become amphibious ",
3749 "3748": "When caster next enters a lake, he discovers a small island ",
3750 "3749": "When caster next enters a lake, he emerges draped with seaweed ",
3751 "3750": "When caster next enters a lake, he encounters a lady with a sword ",
3752 "3751": "When caster next enters a lake, he encounters a tentacled monster ",
3753 "3752": "When caster next enters a lake, he finds 1d4 valuable pearls ",
3754 "3753": "When caster next enters a lake, he has visions of a sunken city ",
3755 "3754": "When caster next enters a lake, he spouts water like a whale ",
3756 "3755": "When caster next enters a lake, he suffers severe hypothermia ",
3757 "3756": "When caster next enters a lake, he teleports to a different lake ",
3758 "3757": "When caster next enters a lake, he's 30% likely to become a fish ",
3759 "3758": "When caster next enters a lake, he's attacked by sharks ",
3760 "3759": "When caster next enters a lake, he's attacked by turtles ",
3761 "3760": "When caster next enters a lake, he's befriended by otters ",
3762 "3761": "When caster next enters a lake, he's caught in a fisherman's net ",
3763 "3762": "When caster next enters a lake, he's covered with barnacles ",
3764 "3763": "When caster next enters a lake, he's hit by 2d8 harpoons ",
3765 "3764": "When caster next enters a lake, he's mistaken for a sea monster ",
3766 "3765": "When caster next enters a lake, he's sucked up into a waterspout ",
3767 "3766": "When caster next enters a lake, he's swept toward the sea ",
3768 "3767": "When caster next enters a lake, he's thrown to the opposite shore ",
3769 "3768": "When caster next enters a lake, his clothing inflates ",
3770 "3769": "When caster next enters a lake, his clothing vanishes ",
3771 "3770": "When caster next enters a lake, his feet turn into duck's feet ",
3772 "3771": "When caster next enters a lake, his hands and feet grow webbing ",
3773 "3772": "When caster next enters a lake, his home is completely flooded ",
3774 "3773": "When caster next enters a lake, his pockets fill with sodium ",
3775 "3774": "When caster next enters a lake, it becomes 2X as deep ",
3776 "3775": "When caster next enters a lake, it drains dry in 1d4 rounds ",
3777 "3776": "When caster next enters a lake, it turns from fresh to salt-water ",
3778 "3777": "When caster next enters a lake, it's covered by two inches of ice ",
3779 "3778": "When caster next enters a lake, it's heavily stocked with trout ",
3780 "3779": "When caster next enters a lake, night falls immediately ",
3781 "3780": "When caster next enters a lake, someone nearby starts to drown ",
3782 "3781": "When caster next enters a town, a huge festival takes place ",
3783 "3782": "When caster next enters a town, he finds a magical scroll ",
3784 "3783": "When caster next enters a town, he violates community standards ",
3785 "3784": "When caster next enters a town, he's imprisoned for murder ",
3786 "3785": "When caster next enters a town, he's named as its patron saint ",
3787 "3786": "When caster next enters a town, he's quickly arrested for heresy ",
3788 "3787": "When caster next enters a town, he's quickly elected mayor ",
3789 "3788": "When caster next enters a town, he's recognized as a vampire ",
3790 "3789": "When caster next enters a town, he's sold into slavery ",
3791 "3790": "When caster next enters a town, his spellbook is confiscated ",
3792 "3791": "When caster next enters a town, it secedes from the kingdom ",
3793 "3792": "When caster next enters a town, it's attacked by goblins ",
3794 "3793": "When caster next enters a town, it's besieged by orcs ",
3795 "3794": "When caster next enters a town, it's overrun by feral dogs ",
3796 "3795": "When caster next enters a town, it's renamed after him ",
3797 "3796": "When caster next enters a town, its population doubles ",
3798 "3797": "When caster next enters a town, martial law is declared ",
3799 "3798": "When caster next enters a town, the king orders it destroyed ",
3800 "3799": "When caster next enters a town, violent riots break out ",
3801 "3800": "When caster next enters his home, 1d4 exterior walls vanish ",
3802 "3801": "When caster next enters his home, 1d4 weeks pass in 1d4 rounds ",
3803 "3802": "When caster next enters his home, a small hill rises beneath it ",
3804 "3803": "When caster next enters his home, any curses upon him are lifted ",
3805 "3804": "When caster next enters his home, he ages 1d10 years ",
3806 "3805": "When caster next enters his home, he ages 1d10 years ",
3807 "3806": "When caster next enters his home, he doubts he's ever lived there ",
3808 "3807": "When caster next enters his home, he falls unconscious ",
3809 "3808": "When caster next enters his home, he finds 1d100+100 gold pieces ",
3810 "3809": "When caster next enters his home, he finds a secret trapdoor ",
3811 "3810": "When caster next enters his home, he finds a troll in residence ",
3812 "3811": "When caster next enters his home, he finds another spellbook ",
3813 "3812": "When caster next enters his home, he finds his clone in residence ",
3814 "3813": "When caster next enters his home, he finds it completely empty ",
3815 "3814": "When caster next enters his home, he forgets how to exit again ",
3816 "3815": "When caster next enters his home, he gains one level ",
3817 "3816": "When caster next enters his home, he is healed of all damage ",
3818 "3817": "When caster next enters his home, he loses a point of Wisdom ",
3819 "3818": "When caster next enters his home, he loses any memorized spells ",
3820 "3819": "When caster next enters his home, he must evict 2d10 squatters ",
3821 "3820": "When caster next enters his home, he realizes it's made of coral ",
3822 "3821": "When caster next enters his home, he recognizes nothing within it ",
3823 "3822": "When caster next enters his home, he teleports to this location ",
3824 "3823": "When caster next enters his home, he's attacked by kobolds ",
3825 "3824": "When caster next enters his home, he's blinded for 4d12 hours ",
3826 "3825": "When caster next enters his home, he's convinced it isn't his ",
3827 "3826": "When caster next enters his home, he's drafted into the military ",
3828 "3827": "When caster next enters his home, he's visited by solicitors ",
3829 "3828": "When caster next enters his home, he's visited by three ghosts ",
3830 "3829": "When caster next enters his home, his age is reduced by 3d4 years ",
3831 "3830": "When caster next enters his home, his bed combusts violently ",
3832 "3831": "When caster next enters his home, his clothes burst into flame ",
3833 "3832": "When caster next enters his home, his clothes turn to stone ",
3834 "3833": "When caster next enters his home, it becomes indestructible ",
3835 "3834": "When caster next enters his home, it becomes steamy like a sauna ",
3836 "3835": "When caster next enters his home, it doubles its current size ",
3837 "3836": "When caster next enters his home, it drifts slowly out to sea ",
3838 "3837": "When caster next enters his home, it falls into a heap of sawdust ",
3839 "3838": "When caster next enters his home, it gains an additional level ",
3840 "3839": "When caster next enters his home, it migrates 1d20 miles ",
3841 "3840": "When caster next enters his home, it sinks into the ground ",
3842 "3841": "When caster next enters his home, it turns invisible from within ",
3843 "3842": "When caster next enters his home, it turns to glass ",
3844 "3843": "When caster next enters his home, it's been thoroughly cleaned ",
3845 "3844": "When caster next enters his home, it's buried by an avalanche ",
3846 "3845": "When caster next enters his home, it's buried by volcanic ash ",
3847 "3846": "When caster next enters his home, it's encircled by a deep moat ",
3848 "3847": "When caster next enters his home, it's flattened by a meteor ",
3849 "3848": "When caster next enters his home, it's infested with vermin ",
3850 "3849": "When caster next enters his home, it's swept away by a tidal wave ",
3851 "3850": "When caster next enters his home, it's totally refurbished ",
3852 "3851": "When caster next enters his home, its doors and windows vanish ",
3853 "3852": "When caster next enters his home, monsters reside under the bed ",
3854 "3853": "When caster next enters his home, someone's eaten his porridge ",
3855 "3854": "When caster next enters his home, the doors & windows fuse shut ",
3856 "3855": "When caster next enters his home, the floor vanishes ",
3857 "3856": "When caster next enters his home, the magistrate condemns it ",
3858 "3857": "When caster next enters his home, the roof ignites ",
3859 "3858": "When caster next kills someone, he appears in that person's home ",
3860 "3859": "When caster next kills someone, he must Save vs Fortitude or die ",
3861 "3860": "When caster next kills someone, that person quickly resurrects ",
3862 "3861": "When caster next opens his spellbook, he's attacked by a shark ",
3863 "3862": "When caster next says his name, 2d6 fish leap from his mouth ",
3864 "3863": "When caster next says his name, a bird flies into his mouth ",
3865 "3864": "When caster next says his name, he learns it's not his real name ",
3866 "3865": "When caster next says his name, he promptly forgets his name ",
3867 "3866": "When caster next says his name, his mouth is sealed shut ",
3868 "3867": "When caster next teleports, he arrives bound and gagged ",
3869 "3868": "When caster next teleports, he arrives fully Healed ",
3870 "3869": "When caster next touches money, he triggers a Chaos Burst ",
3871 "3870": "When caster next triggers a Burst, he teleports to this location ",
3872 "3871": "When caster next triggers a Burst, its effect is irreversible ",
3873 "3872": "When caster next uses magic, 2d4 zombies appear and attack him ",
3874 "3873": "When caster next uses magic, all vegetation within 10 yards dies ",
3875 "3874": "When caster next uses magic, all within one mile know about it ",
3876 "3875": "When caster next uses magic, an ice statue of him appears nearby ",
3877 "3876": "When caster next uses magic, any gold he's carrying vanishes ",
3878 "3877": "When caster next uses magic, cold water sprays from his ears ",
3879 "3878": "When caster next uses magic, he and his allies are drenched ",
3880 "3879": "When caster next uses magic, he becomes drunk for 1d4 hours ",
3881 "3880": "When caster next uses magic, he becomes invisible to his allies ",
3882 "3881": "When caster next uses magic, he disgorges 2d6 large clay bricks ",
3883 "3882": "When caster next uses magic, he loses 3d4 hit points ",
3884 "3883": "When caster next uses magic, he must Save or fall unconscious ",
3885 "3884": "When caster next uses magic, he reeks of sulfur for 1d10 hours ",
3886 "3885": "When caster next uses magic, he teleports 10d10 yards randomly ",
3887 "3886": "When caster next uses magic, he teleports into a nearby building ",
3888 "3887": "When caster next uses magic, he thinks that he's at death's door ",
3889 "3888": "When caster next uses magic, he's 5% likely to lose one level ",
3890 "3889": "When caster next uses magic, he's 10% likely to die outright ",
3891 "3890": "When caster next uses magic, he's shunned by other magic users ",
3892 "3891": "When caster next uses magic, he's thrown back to this moment ",
3893 "3892": "When caster next uses magic, his clone appears nearby ",
3894 "3893": "When caster next uses magic, his clone teleports to his home ",
3895 "3894": "When caster next uses magic, his clothes turn to paper ",
3896 "3895": "When caster next uses magic, his hands double in size ",
3897 "3896": "When caster next uses magic, his hands freeze solid ",
3898 "3897": "When caster next uses magic, his nearest ally falls unconscious ",
3899 "3898": "When caster next wears a hat, he's targeted for assassination ",
3900 "3899": "When caster opens his spellbook, he's shrouded by darkness ",
3901 "3900": "When caster opens his spellbook, thunder rumbles overhead ",
3902 "3901": "When caster teleports, he arrives 1d4 miles from the destination ",
3903 "3902": "When caster teleports, he arrives 2d4 hours later than expected ",
3904 "3903": "When caster teleports, he arrives blinded for 1d6 rounds ",
3905 "3904": "When caster teleports, he arrives in an embarrassing posture ",
3906 "3905": "When caster teleports, he arrives invisible ",
3907 "3906": "When caster teleports, he arrives ravenously hungry ",
3908 "3907": "When caster teleports, he arrives upside down ",
3909 "3908": "When caster teleports, he arrives with half of his gear missing ",
3910 "3909": "When caster teleports, only 95% + 1d10% of his body is teleported ",
3911 "3910": "When caster tells a falsehood, he confesses it to everyone nearby ",
3912 "3911": "When caster uses Mirror Image, 10X the number of Images appear ",
3913 "3912": "When caster uses Mirror Image, he can't tell which image is real ",
3914 "3913": "When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like demons ",
3915 "3914": "When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like infants ",
3916 "3915": "When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like skeletons ",
3917 "3916": "When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look like the target ",
3918 "3917": "When caster uses Mirror Image, the Images look nothing like him ",
3919 "3918": "When caster's blood is next spilled, he ages 5d10 years ",
3920 "3919": "When caster's blood is next spilled, he can't speak for 1d4 turns ",
3921 "3920": "When caster's blood is next spilled, he's blinded for 1d4 rounds ",
3922 "3921": "When next struck by magic, caster becomes spotted like a leopard ",
3923 "3922": "When next struck by magic, caster disgorges 1d4 pounds of gravel ",
3924 "3923": "When next struck by magic, caster falls 6d10 feet ",
3925 "3924": "When next struck by magic, caster is carried aloft by a pigeons ",
3926 "3925": "When next struck by magic, caster sprouts wool from his arms ",
3927 "3926": "When next struck by magic, caster triggers a Chaos Burst ",
3928 "3927": "When reduced to one hit point, caster ages 2d10 years ",
3929 "3928": "When reduced to one hit point, caster can see invisible objects ",
3930 "3929": "When reduced to one hit point, caster flees, panic-stricken ",
3931 "3930": "When reduced to one hit point, caster flies into a berserk fury ",
3932 "3931": "When reduced to one hit point, caster is stricken mute ",
3933 "3932": "When reduced to one hit point, caster suffers wild hallucinations ",
3934 "3933": "When reduced to one hit point, caster teleports 2d20 yards ",
3935 "3934": "When reduced to one hit point, caster teleports to his home ",
3936 "3935": "When reduced to one hit point, caster turns invisible until dawn ",
3937 "3936": "When reduced to one hit point, caster turns to iron until sunset ",
3938 "3937": "When seen from behind, caster appears to be bleeding profusely ",
3939 "3938": "When seen from behind, caster appears to be on fire ",
3940 "3939": "When seen from behind, caster's torso is riddled with large holes ",
3941 "3940": "When struck by magic, caster briefly appears to be made of chrome ",
3942 "3941": "When struck by magic, caster briefly appears to be made of wood ",
3943 "3942": "When struck by magic, caster feels the urge to reveal a secret ",
3944 "3943": "When struck by magic, caster flies into a berserker rage ",
3945 "3944": "When struck by magic, caster is 10% likely to be caked in grime ",
3946 "3945": "When struck by magic, caster is covered by ashes and soot ",
3947 "3946": "When struck by magic, caster sings raucous songs for 1d4 rounds ",
3948 "3947": "When struck by magic, caster temporarily inflates like a balloon ",
3949 "3948": "Whenever caster casts a spell, a spotlight illuminates him ",
3950 "3949": "Whenever caster casts a spell, an invisible bronze gong is rung ",
3951 "3950": "Whenever caster casts a spell, electricity crackles in his hair ",
3952 "3951": "Whenever caster casts a spell, ghostly laughter echoes in the air ",
3953 "3952": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he appears to explode ",
3954 "3953": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he becomes light as a feather ",
3955 "3954": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he experiences profound remorse ",
3956 "3955": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he feels overwhelming euphoria ",
3957 "3956": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears glass breaking everywhere ",
3958 "3957": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears loud, discordant music ",
3959 "3958": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he hears the laments of the damned ",
3960 "3959": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he must Save or be knocked down ",
3961 "3960": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he must Save or shrink by 20% ",
3962 "3961": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he suffers crippling stage fright ",
3963 "3962": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he thinks that he ages 1d10 years ",
3964 "3963": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he whistles like a teapot ",
3965 "3964": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he's 10% likely to pass out ",
3966 "3965": "Whenever caster casts a spell, he's haunted by cryptic warnings ",
3967 "3966": "Whenever caster casts a spell, his bones glow visibly in his body ",
3968 "3967": "Whenever caster casts a spell, his clothes are glazed with frost ",
3969 "3968": "Whenever caster casts a spell, his ears shine like the sun ",
3970 "3969": "Whenever caster casts a spell, his feet swell by 10% ",
3971 "3970": "Whenever caster casts a spell, his spellbook must Save or combust ",
3972 "3971": "Whenever caster casts a spell, one of his hands grows by 25% ",
3973 "3972": "Whenever caster casts a spell, someone far away vows to kill him ",
3974 "3973": "Wherever caster walks, he sounds like he's on a squeaky floor ",
3975 "3974": "While caster is invisible, a faint outline can still be seen ",
3976 "3975": "While caster sleeps, he appears to be a perfect cube ",
3977 "3976": "While caster sleeps, he appears to melt like a wax dummy ",
3978 "3977": "While caster sleeps, he freezes solid but thaws before waking ",
3979 "3978": "While caster sleeps, his allies must Save or forget who he is ",
3980 "3979": "While caster sleeps, his arms and legs retract into his torso ",
3981 "3980": "While caster sleeps, his body is translucent ",
3982 "3981": "While caster sleeps, his body retracts into his head ",
3983 "3982": "While caster sleeps, his clothing and gear are invisible ",
3984 "3983": "While caster sleeps, his head appears detached from his body ",
3985 "3984": "While caster sleeps, his head retracts into his body ",
3986 "3985": "While caster sleeps, his whole body contracts into a small ball ",
3987 "3986": "While caster sleeps, luminous moths flutter over his body ",
3988 "3987": "While caster sleeps, mysterious runes hover over his head ",
3989 "3988": "While caster sleeps, rodents bring him sacrificial offerings ",
3990 "3989": "While caster sleeps, thousands of insects swarm over his body ",
3991 "3990": "While indoors, caster appears to be 5% larger ",
3992 "3991": "While indoors, caster feels as if he's dragging heavy chains ",
3993 "3992": "While indoors, caster feels as if he's in a blazing desert ",
3994 "3993": "While indoors, caster feels as if he's on a ship's deck ",
3995 "3994": "While indoors, caster feels as if he's on windswept tundra ",
3996 "3995": "While standing on a riverbank, caster is invisible to amphibians ",
3997 "3996": "While walking, caster sounds as if he's wearing full plate armor ",
3998 "3997": "Woodland creatures openly mock the caster and call him a coward ",
3999 "3998": "Woodland creatures react to the caster as if he's one of them ",
4000 "3999": "Woodland creatures react violently to the caster's presence ",
4001 "4000": "Zombies can't come within 10 feet of the caster for 1d4 days ",
4002 "4001": "1d8 of target's fingers reappear elsewhere on his body ",
4003 "4002": "A handful of small glass marbles tumble from the target's nose ",
4004 "4003": "A heavy chain runs the entire length of target's alimentary canal ",
4005 "4004": "A nearby but invisible heckler pummels the target with tomatoes ",
4006 "4005": "A nearby tree animates and swears allegiance to the target ",
4007 "4006": "A nearby tree becomes ravenously carnivorous and attacks target ",
4008 "4007": "A nearby tree bends down and hurls the target like a catapult ",
4009 "4008": "A nearby tree sprays its bark at the target, briefly blinding him ",
4010 "4009": "A second, identical skeleton appears in the target's body ",
4011 "4010": "A small fire blazes harmlessly in the target's mouth ",
4012 "4011": "A tall picket fence encircles the target ",
4013 "4012": "A tentacle slithers from a nearby cave to grasp the target ",
4014 "4013": "A vital organ is ripped from target's body for 1d100 damage ",
4015 "4014": "All of target's belongings are compressed into a tiny cube nearby ",
4016 "4015": "All of target's belongings are seized by the local magistrate ",
4017 "4016": "All of target's belongings are transported beyond the horizon ",
4018 "4017": "All of target's belongings were stolen by a vengeful wizard ",
4019 "4018": "All of target's belongings were stolen from a vengeful wizard ",
4020 "4019": "All that the target has ever done was really done by someone else ",
4021 "4020": "All voices sound alike to the target for 5d6 days ",
4022 "4021": "All within 100 yards with a missile weapon fire it at the target ",
4023 "4022": "Ambient temperature always feels 50� colder to target ",
4024 "4023": "Ambient temperature rises 10� when target is angry ",
4025 "4024": "An earthen duplicate of the target rises up and attacks him ",
4026 "4025": "An earthen duplicate of the target wants to take his place ",
4027 "4026": "An evergreen sprouts from target's chest while he sleeps tonight ",
4028 "4027": "An item carried by target discharges a Chaos Burst when next used ",
4029 "4028": "An item carried by target explodes for 3d10 hit points of damage ",
4030 "4029": "An item carried by target is widely sought for its healing powers ",
4031 "4030": "An item carried by target releases narcotic vapors when next used ",
4032 "4031": "Any attack on target appears not to injure him, even if it does ",
4033 "4032": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage acquires intelligence ",
4034 "4033": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage acquires intelligence ",
4035 "4034": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage also injects a poison ",
4036 "4035": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage disappears forever ",
4037 "4036": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage gains a +1 bonus ",
4038 "4037": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage gets stuck in him ",
4039 "4038": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage is briefly weightless ",
4040 "4039": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage must Save or shatter ",
4041 "4040": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage rapidly corrodes ",
4042 "4041": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage turns clear as glass ",
4043 "4042": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage turns to gold ",
4044 "4043": "Any blade hitting target for maximum damage vanishes until sunset ",
4045 "4044": "Any bludgeon that hits the target is 10% likely to shatter ",
4046 "4045": "Any bludgeon that hits the target is thereafter +4 ToHit him ",
4047 "4046": "Any bludgeon that hits the target sprays water like a fountain ",
4048 "4047": "Any bludgeon that hits the target turns to sponge as it does so ",
4049 "4048": "Any clothing or armor now worn by target ages 100 years per round ",
4050 "4049": "Any clothing or armor now worn by target is fireproof until dawn ",
4051 "4050": "Any clothing or armor now worn by target is soaked with tree sap ",
4052 "4051": "Any clothing or armor now worn by target shrinks by 30% ",
4053 "4052": "Any coins that target is now carrying double in value ",
4054 "4053": "Any coins that target is now carrying shrink by 50% ",
4055 "4054": "Any coins that target is now carrying turn to cheese ",
4056 "4055": "Any coins that target is now carrying weigh 100 pounds each ",
4057 "4056": "Any fire damage suffered by target equally affects someone nearby ",
4058 "4057": "Any fire damage suffered by target inflicts 2X normal damage ",
4059 "4058": "Any fire damage suffered by target is delayed for 3d4 rounds ",
4060 "4059": "Any fire damage suffered by target leaves cryptic scars ",
4061 "4060": "Any gems now carried by target are cursed against him ",
4062 "4061": "Any gold now carried by target belongs to a dragon ",
4063 "4062": "Any gold now carried by target combusts like tinder ",
4064 "4063": "Any jewelry that target is wearing heats to 500� ",
4065 "4064": "Any magic items carried by the target glow like embers until dawn ",
4066 "4065": "Any metal now in target's possession becomes intensely magnetic ",
4067 "4066": "Any metal now in target's possession heats to its melting point ",
4068 "4067": "Any metal now in target's possession is as fragile as glass ",
4069 "4068": "Any metal now in target's possession is highly flammable ",
4070 "4069": "Any metal now in target's possession is transparent like glass ",
4071 "4070": "Any metal now in target's possession is water soluble until dawn ",
4072 "4071": "Any metal now in target's possession turns to lead ",
4073 "4072": "Any metal now in target's possession turns to mercury ",
4074 "4073": "Any metal target is now carrying reverts to raw ore ",
4075 "4074": "Any metal weapons that wound the target are dulled for 1d4 rounds ",
4076 "4075": "Any metal weapons that wound the target are hurled 1d8 yards away ",
4077 "4076": "Any metal weapons that wound the target vanish for 1d4 rounds ",
4078 "4077": "Any missile weapon hitting the target inflicts triple damage ",
4079 "4078": "Any missile weapon hitting the target instantly combusts ",
4080 "4079": "Any missile weapon hitting the target is 10% likely to take root ",
4081 "4080": "Any missile weapon hitting the target suddenly triples in weight ",
4082 "4081": "Any missile weapons now carried by target are badly warped ",
4083 "4082": "Any missile weapons now carried by target have 10X normal range ",
4084 "4083": "Any missile weapons now carried by target have a +1 ToHit bonus ",
4085 "4084": "Any missile weapons now carried by target have his name on them ",
4086 "4085": "Any missiles fired at target are affected by Reverse Gravity ",
4087 "4086": "Any missiles fired at target are blown off course by high winds ",
4088 "4087": "Any missiles fired at target instantly sprout wings and fly away ",
4089 "4088": "Any missiles fired at target leave colorful trails in the air ",
4090 "4089": "Any missiles fired at target sound like thunder when they hit ",
4091 "4090": "Any missiles fired at target turn invisible if they hit him ",
4092 "4091": "Any missiles fired near target orbit him like satellites ",
4093 "4092": "Any missiles fired near target shriek as they fly through the air ",
4094 "4093": "Any nearby undead attack the target exclusively for 1d10 rounds ",
4095 "4094": "Any nearby undead defend the target to the best of their ability ",
4096 "4095": "Any nearby undead howl wildly and race toward the target ",
4097 "4096": "Any nearby undead now look disturbingly like the target ",
4098 "4097": "Any nearby undead obey the target for 1d8 rounds ",
4099 "4098": "Any open wounds the target now has are welded closed like metal ",
4100 "4099": "Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target are full of blood ",
4101 "4100": "Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target are interconnected ",
4102 "4101": "Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target double in volume ",
4103 "4102": "Any packs, pouches, or bags carried by target dump their contents ",
4104 "4103": "Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target combusts ",
4105 "4104": "Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target is fireproof ",
4106 "4105": "Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target is rain-soaked ",
4107 "4106": "Any paper, parchment, etc. now carried by target turns to steel ",
4108 "4107": "Any part of target not covered by clothing appears to be skeletal ",
4109 "4108": "Any part of target not covered by clothing is badly sunburned ",
4110 "4109": "Any part of target not covered by clothing is forever invisible ",
4111 "4110": "Any part of target not covered by clothing turns bright orange ",
4112 "4111": "Any part of target now covered by clothing is covered in blisters ",
4113 "4112": "Any part of target now covered by clothing is fireproof ",
4114 "4113": "Any part of target now covered by clothing is forever invisible ",
4115 "4114": "Any part of target now covered by clothing is hideously scarred ",
4116 "4115": "Any spells cast in target's presence seem to originate from him ",
4117 "4116": "Any successful attack on target is 2% likely to kill him ",
4118 "4117": "Any successful attack on target is 10% likely to fail outright ",
4119 "4118": "Any successful attack on target will leave hideous scars ",
4120 "4119": "Any undead now within 10 yards of target attack him until slain ",
4121 "4120": "Any undead now within 10 yards of target combust ",
4122 "4121": "Any undead now within 10 yards of target gain an extra hit die ",
4123 "4122": "Any undead now within 10 yards of target vanish or are destroyed ",
4124 "4123": "Any water elemental touching or touched by target freezes solid ",
4125 "4124": "Any water elemental touching or touched by target heats to 200� ",
4126 "4125": "Any water elemental touching or touched by target is set ablaze ",
4127 "4126": "Any water elemental touching or touched by target splits in two ",
4128 "4127": "Any water now in contact with target's body freezes solid ",
4129 "4128": "Any water now in contact with target's body is poisonous to him ",
4130 "4129": "Any water now in contact with target's body turns to glue ",
4131 "4130": "Any water now in contact with target's body turns to lamp oil ",
4132 "4131": "Any water now in contact with target's body turns to mud ",
4133 "4132": "Any water now in contact with target's body turns to stone ",
4134 "4133": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target are invisible until dawn ",
4135 "4134": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target become heavy as lead ",
4136 "4135": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target burst into flame ",
4137 "4136": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target must Save or shatter ",
4138 "4137": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target turn to steel until dawn ",
4139 "4138": "Any wooden weapons that wound the target vanish until he's dead ",
4140 "4139": "Anyone cutting target with a blade ages 1d10 years until sunset ",
4141 "4140": "Anyone cutting target with a blade briefly turns orange ",
4142 "4141": "Anyone cutting target with a blade can't sleep for 1d4 days ",
4143 "4142": "Anyone cutting target with a blade can't speak to him until dawn ",
4144 "4143": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels heartwarming glee ",
4145 "4144": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels incredible hunger ",
4146 "4145": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels momentarily dizzy ",
4147 "4146": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels overwhelming dread ",
4148 "4147": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels the same amount of pain ",
4149 "4148": "Anyone cutting target with a blade feels unsettling d�j� vu ",
4150 "4149": "Anyone cutting target with a blade gets an electric shock ",
4151 "4150": "Anyone cutting target with a blade has awful dreams for one week ",
4152 "4151": "Anyone cutting target with a blade immediately apologizes for it ",
4153 "4152": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly blinded ",
4154 "4153": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly invisible ",
4155 "4154": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is briefly rendered mute ",
4156 "4155": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is paralyzed for 1d4 rounds ",
4157 "4156": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is soaked with goat's milk ",
4158 "4157": "Anyone cutting target with a blade is soaked with his own blood ",
4159 "4158": "Anyone cutting target with a blade loses one hit point ",
4160 "4159": "Anyone cutting target with a blade suffers visions of damnation ",
4161 "4160": "Anyone cutting target with a blade teleports 1d6 feet ",
4162 "4161": "Anyone cutting target with a blade thinks he's an ally ",
4163 "4162": "Anyone cutting target with a blade thinks the target is immortal ",
4164 "4163": "Anyone cutting target with a blade vanishes for 1d4 rounds ",
4165 "4164": "Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of debauchery ",
4166 "4165": "Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of his own death ",
4167 "4166": "Anyone looking into the target's ear has visions of the hereafter ",
4168 "4167": "Anyone looking into the target's ear suffers intense vertigo ",
4169 "4168": "Anyone nearby when target is wounded applauds for 1d4 rounds ",
4170 "4169": "Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or begin weeping ",
4171 "4170": "Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or flee in panic ",
4172 "4171": "Anyone nearby when target is wounded must Save or pass out ",
4173 "4172": "Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon hits the target with it ",
4174 "4173": "Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon is invisible to the target ",
4175 "4174": "Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon offers it to the target ",
4176 "4175": "Anyone nearby wielding a wooden weapon throws it at the target ",
4177 "4176": "Anyone nearby with a drawn blade attacks target for 1d4 rounds ",
4178 "4177": "Anyone nearby with a drawn blade can't use it against the target ",
4179 "4178": "Anyone nearby with a drawn blade races away from the target ",
4180 "4179": "Anyone nearby with a drawn blade shouts the target's name ",
4181 "4180": "Anyone slain by target's weapon can never be resurrected ",
4182 "4181": "Anyone touching the target in the next turn adopts his name ",
4183 "4182": "Anyone touching the target in the next turn is briefly paralyzed ",
4184 "4183": "Anyone touching the target in the next turn loses 1d10 hit points ",
4185 "4184": "Anyone touching the target in the next turn suffers severe burns ",
4186 "4185": "Anyone who wounds the target is 5% likely to kill him outright ",
4187 "4186": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or age 1d10 years ",
4188 "4187": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or be equally wounded ",
4189 "4188": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or disarm themselves ",
4190 "4189": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or fall unconscious ",
4191 "4190": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or sink into the ground ",
4192 "4191": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or teleport 1d4 miles ",
4193 "4192": "Anyone who wounds the target must Save or temporarily shrink 25% ",
4194 "4193": "Armor is always invisible while worn by the target ",
4195 "4194": "As target is wounded more severely, he's less likely to sense it ",
4196 "4195": "At any crossroads, target feels utterly lost ",
4197 "4196": "At any crossroads, target is inclined to turn back ",
4198 "4197": "At any crossroads, target is inclined to turn left ",
4199 "4198": "At any crossroads, target is stricken with indecision ",
4200 "4199": "At dawn tomorrow, all record and memory of target is lost ",
4201 "4200": "At dawn tomorrow, demonic hordes mount a quest against the target ",
4202 "4201": "At dawn tomorrow, target is abducted by an undead horde ",
4203 "4202": "At dawn tomorrow, target must Save or age 1d1000 years ",
4204 "4203": "At each sunset, target is 20% likely to age 1d20 years instantly ",
4205 "4204": "At some point in every battle, target wholly disarms himself ",
4206 "4205": "Beacon-bright light shines from target's palms during combat ",
4207 "4206": "Beacon-bright light shines from the soles of the target's feet ",
4208 "4207": "Beacon-bright light shines from the target's principal weapon ",
4209 "4208": "Beacon-bright light shines from the top of the target's head ",
4210 "4209": "Bits of gristle tumble from the target's mouth while he speaks ",
4211 "4210": "Bits of hardened resin tumble constantly from target's ears ",
4212 "4211": "Blades are magically blunted while the target wields them ",
4213 "4212": "Blades are unbreakable while the target wields them ",
4214 "4213": "Blades seem cumbersome and awkward while the target wields them ",
4215 "4214": "Blades seem to have basic intelligence while target wields them ",
4216 "4215": "Both of target's arms are now on the same side of his body ",
4217 "4216": "Both of target's arms jut from the same shoulder ",
4218 "4217": "Bright flames consume the target's clothing for 1d10 rounds ",
4219 "4218": "Bright flames dance harmlessly over target's body for 1d10 rounds ",
4220 "4219": "Bright flames ripple harmlessly along target's limbs for 1d4 days ",
4221 "4220": "Bright flames surround the target harmlessly for 2d10 rounds ",
4222 "4221": "Colored streamers shoot from target's ears for 2d6 rounds ",
4223 "4222": "Colored streamers shoot from target's nostrils ",
4224 "4223": "Colorful smoke spews from target's every orifice for 2d10 rounds ",
4225 "4224": "Condensation endlessly forms upon and drips from target ",
4226 "4225": "Countless glass shards slash at the target for 1d6 rounds ",
4227 "4226": "Countless glass shards whirl around the target for 1d6 rounds ",
4228 "4227": "Countless tiny moths flutter about the target's head ",
4229 "4228": "Countless tiny, colorful orbs swirl harmlessly around the target ",
4230 "4229": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence are abominations ",
4231 "4230": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence are clear like glass ",
4232 "4231": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence are immune to fire ",
4233 "4232": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence are old and decrepit ",
4234 "4233": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence beg him for mercy ",
4235 "4234": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence have only 1 hit point ",
4236 "4235": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence obey him unswervingly ",
4237 "4236": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence refuse to attack him ",
4238 "4237": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence seem to be made of stone ",
4239 "4238": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence strongly resemble him ",
4240 "4239": "Creatures Summoned in target's presence worship him as a god ",
4241 "4240": "Dew and condensation inspire fear in the target ",
4242 "4241": "Dozens of tiny glass slivers fall harmlessly from target's mouth ",
4243 "4242": "During any combat round, target is 3% likely to die outright ",
4244 "4243": "During any combat round, target is 5% likely to flee in panic ",
4245 "4244": "During any combat round, target is 10% likely to be invisible ",
4246 "4245": "During any combat round, target is 50% likely to be very drunk ",
4247 "4246": "During battle, target experiences distracting hallucinations ",
4248 "4247": "During battle, target hears overpoweringly loud calliope music ",
4249 "4248": "During battle, target perceives thick, acrid smoke all around him ",
4250 "4249": "During battle, target quacks like an enormous duck ",
4251 "4250": "During battle, target repeatedly chants a naughty limerick ",
4252 "4251": "During battle, target's allies are invisible to him ",
4253 "4252": "During battle, target's allies can't speak to him ",
4254 "4253": "During battle, target's allies don't recognize him ",
4255 "4254": "During battle, target's clothes and gear are invisible ",
4256 "4255": "During battle, target's clothes appear to burst into flame ",
4257 "4256": "During battle, target's clothes billow with foul smoke ",
4258 "4257": "During battle, target's clothes moan like ghosts ",
4259 "4258": "During battle, target's ears flap like a bird's wings ",
4260 "4259": "During battle, target's flesh, hair, and gear turn white as snow ",
4261 "4260": "During battle, target's hands appear to be shrouded in flame ",
4262 "4261": "During battle, target's head is henceforth invisible ",
4263 "4262": "During battle, target's heartbeat is audible to all nearby ",
4264 "4263": "Each day, target can become an illusion for 1d4 rounds ",
4265 "4264": "Each day, target can command 1d4 non-magical bears ",
4266 "4265": "Each day, target can see through the caster's eyes for 1d4 turns ",
4267 "4266": "Each day, target can turn his skin invisible for up to one hour ",
4268 "4267": "Each day, target can turn into a horse for up to 1d4 hours ",
4269 "4268": "Each day, target can walk on water up to 100 yards ",
4270 "4269": "Each day, target is 10% likely to lose one finger or toe ",
4271 "4270": "Each day, target is immune to one electrical attack ",
4272 "4271": "Each day, target is struck by lightning but is basically unharmed ",
4273 "4272": "Each day, target must eat at least one medium-sized candle ",
4274 "4273": "Each day, target must eat at least one sheet of parchment ",
4275 "4274": "Each day, target's body varies from 10% to 80% transparency ",
4276 "4275": "Each day, target's skin is a different vibrant color ",
4277 "4276": "Each of target's feet acquires argumentative intelligence ",
4278 "4277": "Each of target's feet is chained to his neck ",
4279 "4278": "Each of target's feet tries to race away in a different direction ",
4280 "4279": "Each of target's feet weighs as much as the rest of his body ",
4281 "4280": "Each of target's hands fuses to the opposite elbow ",
4282 "4281": "Each time target is injured, a gold coin appears in his mouth ",
4283 "4282": "Each time target is injured, he must Save or fall unconscious ",
4284 "4283": "Each time target is injured, he must Save or go blind ",
4285 "4284": "Each time target is injured, howls like a wolf ",
4286 "4285": "Each time target opens his mouth, a small toad leaps out of it ",
4287 "4286": "Each time target opens his mouth, another tooth turns invisible ",
4288 "4287": "Each time target opens his mouth, he hears eerie music nearby ",
4289 "4288": "Each time target opens his mouth, nearby birds fall silent ",
4290 "4289": "Electricity crackles in target's clothing when he's angry ",
4291 "4290": "Electricity crackles in target's skin as he makes an attack ",
4292 "4291": "Electricity crackles in the air around the target for 1d4 days ",
4293 "4292": "Electricity crackles in the ground wherever the target steps ",
4294 "4293": "Electricity crackles in the target's hair for 1d8 hours ",
4295 "4294": "Electricity crackles in the target's hair when he uses magic ",
4296 "4295": "Electricity crackles through the target's body for 1d8 rounds ",
4297 "4296": "Electricity crackles visibly along target's weapon during combat ",
4298 "4297": "Every few rounds a spider crawls from target's mouth ",
4299 "4298": "Every other day, the target is 20% likely to shrink by 10% ",
4300 "4299": "Every other day, the target is 30% likely to be mute ",
4301 "4300": "Every other day, the target is 5d10 years older than his true age ",
4302 "4301": "Every other day, the target radiates strongly of alteration magic ",
4303 "4302": "Every rat in the kingdom follows the target for 2d6 days ",
4304 "4303": "Every spell cast nearby in the next 1d6 rounds strikes the target ",
4305 "4304": "Every spell cast nearby is immediately obvious to the target ",
4306 "4305": "Everyone knows that the target has no real martial prowess ",
4307 "4306": "Everyone knows that the target is a powerful demon in disguise ",
4308 "4307": "Everyone knows that the target's head is completely hollow ",
4309 "4308": "Everyone knows that the target's skeleton is made of gold ",
4310 "4309": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target attacks him for 1d4 rounds ",
4311 "4310": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target ignores him for 1d4 hours ",
4312 "4311": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target is disarmed ",
4313 "4312": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target is invisible to him ",
4314 "4313": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target is knocked down ",
4315 "4314": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target is stricken bald ",
4316 "4315": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target must Save or pass out ",
4317 "4316": "Everyone now within 10 yards of target shouts his name ",
4318 "4317": "Everyone who knows the target's name fears him for 3d10 rounds ",
4319 "4318": "Everyone who knows the target's name forgets what he looks like ",
4320 "4319": "Everyone who knows the target's name owes him 1d4 gold pieces ",
4321 "4320": "Everyone who knows the target's name thinks his name is Twinkles ",
4322 "4321": "Everyone whom target owes money demands repayment in full, now ",
4323 "4322": "Everyone within 100 yards adopts the target's name ",
4324 "4323": "Everyone within 100 yards feels intense hatred toward the target ",
4325 "4324": "Everyone within 100 yards gives a gold piece to the target ",
4326 "4325": "Everyone within 100 yards is invisible to the target until sunset ",
4327 "4326": "Everyone within 100 yards races toward the target at top speed ",
4328 "4327": "Everyone within 100 yards teleports 10d10 yards away from target ",
4329 "4328": "Everyone within 100 yards teleports to the target's home ",
4330 "4329": "Everyone within 100 yards thinks the target is about to explode ",
4331 "4330": "Everyone within 100 yards thinks the target is undead ",
4332 "4331": "Everything now worn or carried by target becomes sickly green ",
4333 "4332": "Everything now worn or carried by target is strewn about the area ",
4334 "4333": "Everything that target is now carrying is imperfectly duplicated ",
4335 "4334": "Exertion makes target exhale black smoke like a steam engine ",
4336 "4335": "Fire is intensely beautiful and attractive to the target ",
4337 "4336": "Fire is invisible to the target ",
4338 "4337": "Foliage grows wildly beneath the target's feet, entangling him ",
4339 "4338": "For 1d10 rounds, magic doesn't work within 100 yards of target ",
4340 "4339": "For 1d10 rounds, ordinary wood smoke is highly toxic to target ",
4341 "4340": "For 1d10 rounds, target can't be affected by any magic items ",
4342 "4341": "For 1d4 days, target can't speak to anyone now within 10 yards ",
4343 "4342": "For 1d4 days, target can't speak to anyone who knows his name ",
4344 "4343": "For one week, target can't be healed by any magical means ",
4345 "4344": "For one week, target can't be injured by members of his species ",
4346 "4345": "Glowing coals appear to be moving within the target's skin ",
4347 "4346": "Half of target's body begins aging backwards, one year per day ",
4348 "4347": "Half of target's body is affected by Reverse Gravity ",
4349 "4348": "Half of target's body is badly burned, the other half frostbitten ",
4350 "4349": "Half of target's body is indestructible for 2d4 days ",
4351 "4350": "Half of target's body is infected with lycanthropy ",
4352 "4351": "Half of target's body polymorphs into some kind of animal ",
4353 "4352": "Half of target's body resembles half of the caster's body ",
4354 "4353": "Half of target's body shrinks by 25% ",
4355 "4354": "Half of target's body suffers from advanced leprosy ",
4356 "4355": "Half of target's body turns invisible while in direct sunlight ",
4357 "4356": "Half of target's fingers are permanently invisible ",
4358 "4357": "Half of target's head appears to be made of crystal ",
4359 "4358": "Half of target's head appears to be made of metal ",
4360 "4359": "Half of target's head appears to be stripped of flesh ",
4361 "4360": "Half of target's head explodes, killing him messily ",
4362 "4361": "Half of target's head is covered in fine gold scales ",
4363 "4362": "Half of target's head is covered in fragrant blue moss ",
4364 "4363": "Half of target's head vanishes, but he's basically unharmed ",
4365 "4364": "Half of target's limbs become donkey's limbs ",
4366 "4365": "Hundreds of blood-red worms course from the target's nostrils ",
4367 "4366": "Hundreds of small ice chips tumble from target's ears ",
4368 "4367": "Hundreds of wasps swarm the target whenever he draws a weapon ",
4369 "4368": "If an ally kills target today, he'll resurrect at dawn tomorrow ",
4370 "4369": "If an ally kills target today, target explodes as a 50HD fireball ",
4371 "4370": "If an arrow hits the target in the next 1d3 rounds, he explodes ",
4372 "4371": "If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he doubles in size ",
4373 "4372": "If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he turns to glass ",
4374 "4373": "If an arrow hits the target in the next round, he's fully healed ",
4375 "4374": "If next attack on target causes maximum damage, he dies ",
4376 "4375": "If next attack on target causes maximum damage, his attacker dies ",
4377 "4376": "If next attack on target causes maximum damage, the moon vanishes ",
4378 "4377": "If next attack on target causes maximum damage, winter begins now ",
4379 "4378": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target becomes an undead ",
4380 "4379": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target combusts violently ",
4381 "4380": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target is fully healed ",
4382 "4381": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target melts like butter ",
4383 "4382": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target shatters like glass ",
4384 "4383": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target shrinks by 75% ",
4385 "4384": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target turns invisible ",
4386 "4385": "If reduced to exactly zero hit points, target turns to steam ",
4387 "4386": "If reduced to five or fewer hit points, target attacks himself ",
4388 "4387": "If reduced to five or fewer hit points, target goes berserk ",
4389 "4388": "If reduced to one hit point, target becomes a lich ",
4390 "4389": "If reduced to one hit point, target is Healed but loses one level ",
4391 "4390": "If struck by Dispel Magic, target ceases to exist for 1d10 rounds ",
4392 "4391": "If struck by Dispel Magic, target is rendered squeaky clean ",
4393 "4392": "If struck by Dispel Magic, target loses 1d100 hit points ",
4394 "4393": "If struck by Dispel Magic, target's skeleton disintegrates ",
4395 "4394": "If target attempts to teleport, his nervous system stays behind ",
4396 "4395": "If target disembowels himself, he's 10% likely to become a god ",
4397 "4396": "If target draws a weapon, he can't sheathe it again for 4d6 hours ",
4398 "4397": "If target draws a weapon, he can't sheathe it until he's wounded ",
4399 "4398": "If target draws a weapon, he can't use it for 1d4 rounds ",
4400 "4399": "If target draws a weapon, it's 5% likely to shatter outright ",
4401 "4400": "If target eats raw meat, he bleeds from the ears for 4d4 rounds ",
4402 "4401": "If target eats raw meat, he has visions of a possible future ",
4403 "4402": "If target eats raw meat, he has visions of his own death ",
4404 "4403": "If target eats raw meat, he succumbs to voracious bloodlust ",
4405 "4404": "If target eats raw meat, he's thrown into the nearest river ",
4406 "4405": "If target eats raw meat, it increases in volume by a factor of 10 ",
4407 "4406": "If target eats raw meat, it turns to hot ashes in his stomach ",
4408 "4407": "If target has a shield, it becomes fused to his arm ",
4409 "4408": "If target has a shield, it claps shut on his arm like a clamshell ",
4410 "4409": "If target has a shield, it now weighs 500 pounds ",
4411 "4410": "If target has a shield, it vanishes, taking his arm with it ",
4412 "4411": "If target has any charged magic items, they discharge on him ",
4413 "4412": "If target has any charged magic items, they turn to wood ",
4414 "4413": "If target has any charged magic items, they're fully recharged ",
4415 "4414": "If target has any charged magic items, they're inert until dawn ",
4416 "4415": "If target has any leather, he sprouts horns like a bull ",
4417 "4416": "If target has any leather, he's soaked with lamp oil ",
4418 "4417": "If target has any leather, it rots over 1d10 rounds ",
4419 "4418": "If target has any leather, the cows that yielded it seek revenge ",
4420 "4419": "If target has slain anyone recently, he goes insane until dawn ",
4421 "4420": "If target has slain anyone recently, he's attacked by vultures ",
4422 "4421": "If target is aware of any poison nearby, he begins shrieking ",
4423 "4422": "If target is aware of any poison nearby, he thinks it's delicious ",
4424 "4423": "If target is aware of any poison nearby, he tries to ingest it ",
4425 "4424": "If target is aware of any poison nearby, he's immune to it ",
4426 "4425": "If target is beheaded, a spectacular lightshow ensues ",
4427 "4426": "If target is beheaded, a winged horse springs from his neck-stump ",
4428 "4427": "If target is beheaded, anyone nearby is stricken blind for 1 turn ",
4429 "4428": "If target is beheaded, he grows a new head facing backwards ",
4430 "4429": "If target is beheaded, he grows a new head just like the caster's ",
4431 "4430": "If target is beheaded, he's 10% likely to possess his slayer ",
4432 "4431": "If target is beheaded, he's 40% likely to grow a new head ",
4433 "4432": "If target is beheaded, his blood turns to very strong acid ",
4434 "4433": "If target is beheaded, his body combusts and races to the horizon ",
4435 "4434": "If target is beheaded, his body defends his slayer for 2d10 turns ",
4436 "4435": "If target is beheaded, his body deflates like a balloon ",
4437 "4436": "If target is beheaded, his body seeks political office ",
4438 "4437": "If target is beheaded, his body still lives a long and happy life ",
4439 "4438": "If target is beheaded, his body tries to behead his slayer ",
4440 "4439": "If target is beheaded, his head becomes undead ",
4441 "4440": "If target is beheaded, his head bounces away like a rubber ball ",
4442 "4441": "If target is beheaded, his head explodes as a 10HD fireball ",
4443 "4442": "If target is beheaded, his head floats away like a balloon ",
4444 "4443": "If target is beheaded, his head rolls to the highest mountaintop ",
4445 "4444": "If target is beheaded, his head speaks prophecy for 1d4 rounds ",
4446 "4445": "If target is beheaded, his head turns to solid gold ",
4447 "4446": "If target is beheaded, his slayer disgorges 1d6 gallons of blood ",
4448 "4447": "If target is beheaded, his slayer is Stunned for 1d4 hours ",
4449 "4448": "If target is beheaded, his slayer must Save vs Will or go insane ",
4450 "4449": "If target is beheaded, his slayer receives 10d1000 gold pieces ",
4451 "4450": "If target is beheaded, his slayer then tries to behead himself ",
4452 "4451": "If target is beheaded, lightning bolts discharge from his neck ",
4453 "4452": "If target is beheaded, no one now nearby can ever be resurrected ",
4454 "4453": "If target is beheaded, two identical heads sprout from his neck ",
4455 "4454": "If target is carrying a magical weapon, he loses 1d8 hit points ",
4456 "4455": "If target is carrying a magical weapon, he regains 1d8 hit points ",
4457 "4456": "If target is carrying a magical weapon, it is burned to slag ",
4458 "4457": "If target is carrying a magical weapon, it mimics his personality ",
4459 "4458": "If target is carrying a pouch, he tries to climb into it ",
4460 "4459": "If target is carrying a pouch, it becomes a small Bag of Holding ",
4461 "4460": "If target is carrying a pouch, it contains 1d100 gold pieces ",
4462 "4461": "If target is carrying a pouch, it inflates like a hot air balloon ",
4463 "4462": "If target is carrying any food, he turns into a werewolf ",
4464 "4463": "If target is carrying any gold, he can hurl one 10HD fireball ",
4465 "4464": "If target is carrying any gold, he changes alignment until sunset ",
4466 "4465": "If target is carrying any gold, he's struck by lightning ",
4467 "4466": "If target is carrying any water, it becomes toxic to him ",
4468 "4467": "If target is carrying any wood, he attempts to devour it ",
4469 "4468": "If target is carrying any wood, it explodes into fiery splinters ",
4470 "4469": "If target is carrying any wood, it smolders until sunset ",
4471 "4470": "If target is carrying any wood, it turns to sawdust ",
4472 "4471": "If target is carrying rope, he ties himself to a nearby tree ",
4473 "4472": "If target is carrying rope, he winds it tightly about his neck ",
4474 "4473": "If target is carrying rope, it can't be cut by non-magical means ",
4475 "4474": "If target is carrying rope, it threads itself through his flesh ",
4476 "4475": "If target is currently injured he begins aging one year per round ",
4477 "4476": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, he loses 2d10 gold pieces ",
4478 "4477": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, he won't heal naturally ",
4479 "4478": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, his limbs turn invisible ",
4480 "4479": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, it sizzles violently ",
4481 "4480": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, that injury quickly rusts ",
4482 "4481": "If target is cut by a metal weapon, that weapon quickly rusts ",
4483 "4482": "If target is now bleeding, fire can't harm him for 2d4 days ",
4484 "4483": "If target is now bleeding, he begins to drown as though submerged ",
4485 "4484": "If target is now bleeding, he's hereafter susceptible to rust ",
4486 "4485": "If target is now bleeding, his weapon is +4 for 2d4 hours ",
4487 "4486": "If target is now bleeding, the ground at his feet heats to 500� ",
4488 "4487": "If target is now carrying any food, he contracts advanced leprosy ",
4489 "4488": "If target is now carrying any food, he loses 1d100 hit points ",
4490 "4489": "If target is now carrying any food, he teleports 2d10 miles ",
4491 "4490": "If target is now standing, he can't sit or lie down for 8d6 hours ",
4492 "4491": "If target is now standing, he levitates helplessly for 2d8 rounds ",
4493 "4492": "If target is now standing, he's now standing on tall stilts ",
4494 "4493": "If target is now standing, his legs double in length ",
4495 "4494": "If target is now wet, he suffers sudden heat exhaustion ",
4496 "4495": "If target is slain by a blade, he can never be resurrected ",
4497 "4496": "If target is slain by fire, he explodes as a 20HD fireball ",
4498 "4497": "If target is slain by fire, he resurrects in 1d4 days ",
4499 "4498": "If target is slain by fire, his ashes are scattered over the sea ",
4500 "4499": "If target is slain by fire, the nearest forest is also set ablaze ",
4501 "4500": "If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he becomes a god ",
4502 "4501": "If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he can't be resurrected ",
4503 "4502": "If target is slain in the next 24 hours, he resurrects at sunrise ",
4504 "4503": "If target is slain in the next 24 hours, winter begins at once ",
4505 "4504": "If target is slain, a spring bubbles up from beneath his corpse ",
4506 "4505": "If target is slain, a virulent plague breaks out in a nearby city ",
4507 "4506": "If target is slain, all trees within 10 miles vanish ",
4508 "4507": "If target is slain, all within 10 miles are overcome by grief ",
4509 "4508": "If target is slain, he becomes an undead servant for his slayer ",
4510 "4509": "If target is slain, he forever haunts the dreams of his slayer ",
4511 "4510": "If target is slain, his allies all attack his slayer ",
4512 "4511": "If target is slain, his allies quickly forget him and move on ",
4513 "4512": "If target is slain, his corpse completely decays in 1d4 rounds ",
4514 "4513": "If target is slain, his corpse embraces his slayer and combusts ",
4515 "4514": "If target is slain, his corpse turns to wax within 1d10 rounds ",
4516 "4515": "If target is slain, his slayer must Save or die along with him ",
4517 "4516": "If target is slain, his soul can't leave his body ",
4518 "4517": "If target is slain, his soul is sent to the wrong plane ",
4519 "4518": "If target is slain, the caster is under a Geas to resurrect him ",
4520 "4519": "If target is slain, the caster must inform his next of kin ",
4521 "4520": "If target is wearing animal hide, he becomes an animal until dawn ",
4522 "4521": "If target is wearing animal hide, he hides like an animal ",
4523 "4522": "If target is wearing animal hide, he thinks that he's that animal ",
4524 "4523": "If target is wearing animal hide, he tries to eat it ",
4525 "4524": "If target is wearing animal hide, it animates and attacks him ",
4526 "4525": "If target is wearing any rings, he has a spiritual revelation ",
4527 "4526": "If target is wearing any rings, he's immune to magic until sunset ",
4528 "4527": "If target is wearing any rings, his hands retract into his wrists ",
4529 "4528": "If target is wearing any rings, they ignite on his fingers ",
4530 "4529": "If target is wearing armor, he is unable to remove it ",
4531 "4530": "If target is wearing armor, he teleports into the nearest town ",
4532 "4531": "If target is wearing armor, he thinks it's part of his body ",
4533 "4532": "If target is wearing armor, he's attacked by 1d4 alligators ",
4534 "4533": "If target is wearing armor, he's blinded until he removes it ",
4535 "4534": "If target is wearing armor, he's hurled into the nearest river ",
4536 "4535": "If target is wearing armor, he's soaked with lamp oil ",
4537 "4536": "If target is wearing armor, he's struck by lightning ",
4538 "4537": "If target is wearing armor, it clatters noisily in the dark ",
4539 "4538": "If target is wearing armor, it constricts painfully about him ",
4540 "4539": "If target is wearing armor, it has a +2 AC bonus until sunrise ",
4541 "4540": "If target is wearing armor, it heats to 500� ",
4542 "4541": "If target is wearing armor, it rattles violently for 1d10 hours ",
4543 "4542": "If target is wearing armor, it teleports 2d6 yards ",
4544 "4543": "If target is wearing armor, it turns invisible ",
4545 "4544": "If target is wearing armor, it vanishes for 1d10 rounds ",
4546 "4545": "If target is wearing armor, it's as supple as silk until sunset ",
4547 "4546": "If target is wearing armor, it's restored to brand-new condition ",
4548 "4547": "If target is wearing armor, rain falls heavily for 1d10 days ",
4549 "4548": "If target is wearing armor, the ground beneath him gives way ",
4550 "4549": "If target is wearing shoes, his feet become chicken's feet ",
4551 "4550": "If target is wielding a weapon, he suffers severe frostbite ",
4552 "4551": "If target kills an ally within one turn, he'll be fully Healed ",
4553 "4552": "If target kills anyone in the next hour, he vanishes for 2d4 days ",
4554 "4553": "If target lights a fire, he feels an urge to put his hands in it ",
4555 "4554": "If target lights a fire, he is overwhelmingly afraid of it ",
4556 "4555": "If target lights a fire, he perceives omens in its burning embers ",
4557 "4556": "If target lights a fire, his clothing ignites ",
4558 "4557": "If target loses a finger, he deliberately cuts off another one ",
4559 "4558": "If target loses a finger, that hand shrivels and dies ",
4560 "4559": "If target moves more than 10 yards from this spot, he dies ",
4561 "4560": "If target now has fewer than 1d100 hit points, he's fully Healed ",
4562 "4561": "If target now has more than 20 hit points, he loses 1d100 ",
4563 "4562": "If target sees an open pit, he tries to bury himself in it ",
4564 "4563": "If target sees an open pit, he's attacked by something in it ",
4565 "4564": "If target sits or lies down, he can't stand again for 8d6 hours ",
4566 "4565": "If target sits or lies down, he teleports 1d100 yards ",
4567 "4566": "If target sits or lies down, he's attacked by glowing beetles ",
4568 "4567": "If target sits or lies down, he's covered by a light frost ",
4569 "4568": "If target sleeps more than eight hours, he's struck by lightning ",
4570 "4569": "If target teleports, he arrives holding two buckets of paint ",
4571 "4570": "If target teleports, his skeleton teleports to this spot ",
4572 "4571": "If target uses a doorway in the next hour, he turns to stone ",
4573 "4572": "If target wields an axe, he thinks he's the archetypal Dwarf ",
4574 "4573": "If target wields an axe, he tries to decapitate himself with it ",
4575 "4574": "If target wields an axe, he's attacked by the nearest tree ",
4576 "4575": "If target worships a deity, he claims to speak for the deity ",
4577 "4576": "If target worships a deity, he forsakes that deity for another ",
4578 "4577": "If target worships a deity, he thinks he's that deity's avatar ",
4579 "4578": "If target worships a deity, he thinks the deity is talking to him ",
4580 "4579": "If target's hands touch, they adhere to each other until dawn ",
4581 "4580": "If target's weapon is metal, his hand turns to similar metal ",
4582 "4581": "If target's weapon is metal, it turns to glass for 1d4 rounds ",
4583 "4582": "If target's weapon is metal, it turns to wood and vice versa ",
4584 "4583": "If target's weapon is metal, it's now indestructible ",
4585 "4584": "Innumerable bats flutter around the target each day at twilight ",
4586 "4585": "Insects constantly swarm around the target from now on ",
4587 "4586": "Magic items are unreliable for the target for 2d4-1 days ",
4588 "4587": "Magic items function at 50% power when target uses them ",
4589 "4588": "Meat turns to gravel as it moves through target's digestive tract ",
4590 "4589": "Melancholy chants issue from the target's weapon during battle ",
4591 "4590": "Metal weapons are immune to magic while target wields them ",
4592 "4591": "Metal weapons are invisible to target while he wields them ",
4593 "4592": "Metal weapons chime pleasantly when they strike the caster ",
4594 "4593": "Metal weapons do not conduct electricity while target wields them ",
4595 "4594": "Metal weapons seem 10X heavier to target while he wields them ",
4596 "4595": "Metal weapons seem to hum with power when target wields them ",
4597 "4596": "Metal weapons seem weightless to target during combat ",
4598 "4597": "Metal weapons strike sparks against target's body like flint ",
4599 "4598": "Music causes the target to weep tears of blood ",
4600 "4599": "Music inspires savage bloodlust in the target ",
4601 "4600": "Nearest horse adopts the target's personality ",
4602 "4601": "Nearest horse brutally attacks the target until one is dead ",
4603 "4602": "Nearest pine tree crushes the target's home, wherever it is ",
4604 "4603": "Nearest pine tree pelts the target with jagged pine cones ",
4605 "4604": "Nearest pine tree sounds like the target when the wind blows ",
4606 "4605": "Nearest pine tree sprays the target with boiling, caustic sap ",
4607 "4606": "Nearest zombie appears in the area under the target's command ",
4608 "4607": "Nearest zombie attacks the target until one is destroyed ",
4609 "4608": "Nearest zombie follows the target everywhere ",
4610 "4609": "Nearest zombie steals something precious to target, then flees ",
4611 "4610": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target have a +4 bonus to damage ",
4612 "4611": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target heal rather than inflict damage ",
4613 "4612": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict burning damage like fire ",
4614 "4613": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict only illusionary damage ",
4615 "4614": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target inflict only minimum damage ",
4616 "4615": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target leave him breathless and exhausted ",
4617 "4616": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target leave him soaked with brine ",
4618 "4617": "Next 1d10 attacks upon target wound a nearby tree instead ",
4619 "4618": "Next 1d4 creatures slain by target combust immediately ",
4620 "4619": "Next 1d4 creatures slain by target immediately rise as undead ",
4621 "4620": "Next 1d4 creatures slain by target turn invisible upon death ",
4622 "4621": "Next 1d4 creatures slain by target very rapidly decompose ",
4623 "4622": "Next 1d4 hours seem like a dream to the target ",
4624 "4623": "Next 1d4 rounds seem to last a full day to the target ",
4625 "4624": "Next 2d4 spells cast at target are invisible in effect ",
4626 "4625": "Next 2d4 spells cast at target function as the current spell ",
4627 "4626": "Next 2d4 spells cast at target function at 2X normal power ",
4628 "4627": "Next 2d4 spells cast at target strike random targets nearby ",
4629 "4628": "Next horse touched by target becomes ravenously carnivorous ",
4630 "4629": "Next horse touched by target can never again be ridden by mortals ",
4631 "4630": "Next horse touched by target shrinks by 75% ",
4632 "4631": "Next horse touched by target turns into a small dinosaur ",
4633 "4632": "Next magic item handled by target appears as supple as clay ",
4634 "4633": "Next magic item handled by target can again never be used by him ",
4635 "4634": "Next magic item handled by target can't be used by anyone else ",
4636 "4635": "Next magic item handled by target drains 1d10 hit points from him ",
4637 "4636": "Next magic item handled by target expresses deep hatred for him ",
4638 "4637": "Next magic item handled by target expresses deep love for him ",
4639 "4638": "Next magic item handled by target is etched with his fingerprints ",
4640 "4639": "Next magic item handled by target is invisible while he uses it ",
4641 "4640": "Next magic item handled by target leaves colorful trails of light ",
4642 "4641": "Next magic item handled by target leaves weird scars on his hands ",
4643 "4642": "Next magic item handled by target makes him think he's drowning ",
4644 "4643": "Next magic item handled by target makes his hands go numb ",
4645 "4644": "Next magic item handled by target restores 1d10 hit points ",
4646 "4645": "Next magic item handled by target seems to him to be 1,000� ",
4647 "4646": "Next magic item handled by target seems to him to be 10X heavier ",
4648 "4647": "Next magic item handled by target shines like a beacon to undead ",
4649 "4648": "Next magic item handled by target smells like manure for 3d8 days ",
4650 "4649": "Next magic item handled by target tries to control his mind ",
4651 "4650": "Next magic item handled by target works at 2X normal power ",
4652 "4651": "Next magic item handled by target works contrary to his wishes ",
4653 "4652": "Next person to wound the target absorbs half of the damage ",
4654 "4653": "Next person to wound the target can harm no one else until sunset ",
4655 "4654": "Next person to wound the target hallucinates wildly for one turn ",
4656 "4655": "Next person to wound the target inflicts maximum damage ",
4657 "4656": "Next person to wound the target is attacked by vermin ",
4658 "4657": "Next person to wound the target is immediately chained to him ",
4659 "4658": "Next person to wound the target is paralyzed for 1d10 rounds ",
4660 "4659": "Next person to wound the target is splattered with fish guts ",
4661 "4660": "Next person to wound the target is stricken blind until sunset ",
4662 "4661": "Next person to wound the target is swarmed by aggressive bees ",
4663 "4662": "Next person to wound the target is thrown into the nearest well ",
4664 "4663": "Next person to wound the target is worshipped by vermin ",
4665 "4664": "Next person to wound the target must Save or fall unconscious ",
4666 "4665": "Next person to wound the target races to the nearest graveyard ",
4667 "4666": "Next person to wound the target resembles him for 1d20 hours ",
4668 "4667": "Next person to wound the target sees fires blazing all around him ",
4669 "4668": "Next person to wound the target suffers 2X the damage inflicted ",
4670 "4669": "Next person to wound the target suffers equal damage ",
4671 "4670": "Next person to wound the target suffers overpowering vertigo ",
4672 "4671": "Next person to wound the target suffers the damage instead ",
4673 "4672": "Next person to wound the target teleports 1d4 miles away ",
4674 "4673": "Next person to wound the target teleports 4d8 yards straight up ",
4675 "4674": "Next person to wound the target then attacks the caster ",
4676 "4675": "Next person to wound the target then flees to the nearest forest ",
4677 "4676": "Next person to wound the target thinks he'll die before nightfall ",
4678 "4677": "Next person to wound the target thinks he's drowning for one turn ",
4679 "4678": "Next person to wound the target thinks that he's slain the target ",
4680 "4679": "Next person to wound the target totally disarms himself ",
4681 "4680": "Next person to wound the target will soon be abducted by undead ",
4682 "4681": "Next person wounded by target must Save or age 1d6 years ",
4683 "4682": "Next person wounded by target must Save or be attacked by vermin ",
4684 "4683": "Next person wounded by target must Save or be Charmed by him ",
4685 "4684": "Next person wounded by target must Save or be poisoned ",
4686 "4685": "Next person wounded by target must Save or be stricken mute ",
4687 "4686": "Next person wounded by target must Save or contract leprosy ",
4688 "4687": "Next person wounded by target must Save or drop to one hit point ",
4689 "4688": "Next person wounded by target must Save or flee panic-stricken ",
4690 "4689": "Next person wounded by target must Save or shrink by 5d10% ",
4691 "4690": "Next person wounded by target must Save or teleport 1d4 miles ",
4692 "4691": "Next puddle stepped in by target absolves him of sin ",
4693 "4692": "Next puddle stepped in by target causes him to hallucinate ",
4694 "4693": "Next puddle stepped in by target changes his alignment until dawn ",
4695 "4694": "Next puddle stepped in by target contains a small sea monster ",
4696 "4695": "Next puddle stepped in by target drenches him from head to toe ",
4697 "4696": "Next puddle stepped in by target explodes as a 6HD fireball ",
4698 "4697": "Next puddle stepped in by target hardens like cement ",
4699 "4698": "Next puddle stepped in by target inspires him to megalomania ",
4700 "4699": "Next puddle stepped in by target is a 16HD water elemental ",
4701 "4700": "Next puddle stepped in by target is highly concentrated acid ",
4702 "4701": "Next puddle stepped in by target sends him to Elemental Water ",
4703 "4702": "Next puddle stepped in by target teleports him to a nearby lake ",
4704 "4703": "Next puddle stepped in by target throws him 3d10 yards in the air ",
4705 "4704": "Next puddle stepped in by target turns to glass ",
4706 "4705": "Next time target touches a tree, he must Save or turn to wood ",
4707 "4706": "Next time target touches a tree, he's attacked by 1d100 squirrels ",
4708 "4707": "Next time target touches a tree, he's buried in a heap of sawdust ",
4709 "4708": "Next time target touches a tree, he's overgrown with stiff bark ",
4710 "4709": "Next weapon to wound target absorbs water like a sponge ",
4711 "4710": "Next weapon to wound target afflicts its wielder with narcolepsy ",
4712 "4711": "Next weapon to wound target appears as porous as a sponge ",
4713 "4712": "Next weapon to wound target appears to be made of diamond ",
4714 "4713": "Next weapon to wound target becomes as black as coal forever ",
4715 "4714": "Next weapon to wound target begins aging 1d100 years per round ",
4716 "4715": "Next weapon to wound target burns like magnesium for 1d10 rounds ",
4717 "4716": "Next weapon to wound target can never wound him again thereafter ",
4718 "4717": "Next weapon to wound target can't harm him for 1d8 days ",
4719 "4718": "Next weapon to wound target disintegrates if it wounds him again ",
4720 "4719": "Next weapon to wound target embeds itself in a nearby tree ",
4721 "4720": "Next weapon to wound target exudes acrid steam for 1d4 weeks ",
4722 "4721": "Next weapon to wound target heals him if it wounds him again ",
4723 "4722": "Next weapon to wound target heals its wielder by an equal amount ",
4724 "4723": "Next weapon to wound target identifies him as its rightful owner ",
4725 "4724": "Next weapon to wound target inflicts 10X the rolled damage ",
4726 "4725": "Next weapon to wound target is 5% likely to change his sex ",
4727 "4726": "Next weapon to wound target is +1 until he's wounded again ",
4728 "4727": "Next weapon to wound target is 10% likely to change his alignment ",
4729 "4728": "Next weapon to wound target is 10% likely to destroy his soul ",
4730 "4729": "Next weapon to wound target is 60% likely to shatter ",
4731 "4730": "Next weapon to wound target is believed to be a mighty artifact ",
4732 "4731": "Next weapon to wound target is crushed into a small cube ",
4733 "4732": "Next weapon to wound target is engraved with his name ",
4734 "4733": "Next weapon to wound target is forever after -1 ToHit ",
4735 "4734": "Next weapon to wound target is frozen in a large block of ice ",
4736 "4735": "Next weapon to wound target is intensely magnetic ",
4737 "4736": "Next weapon to wound target is invisible to him forever after ",
4738 "4737": "Next weapon to wound target is jealously sought by collectors ",
4739 "4738": "Next weapon to wound target is older than the entire universe ",
4740 "4739": "Next weapon to wound target is pinned beneath a nearby boulder ",
4741 "4740": "Next weapon to wound target is replaced by a nearly exact replica ",
4742 "4741": "Next weapon to wound target is soon confiscated by demons ",
4743 "4742": "Next weapon to wound target is thereafter +1 to hit him ",
4744 "4743": "Next weapon to wound target is thereafter +4 ToHit him ",
4745 "4744": "Next weapon to wound target is thereafter indestructible ",
4746 "4745": "Next weapon to wound target is thereafter terribly afraid of him ",
4747 "4746": "Next weapon to wound target leaps 1d100 rounds into the future ",
4748 "4747": "Next weapon to wound target likewise wounds his attacker ",
4749 "4748": "Next weapon to wound target makes him suffer apocalyptic visions ",
4750 "4749": "Next weapon to wound target must Save or melt like a candle ",
4751 "4750": "Next weapon to wound target must Save or shrink by 5d10 + 45% ",
4752 "4751": "Next weapon to wound target penalizes its wielder's AC by 5 ",
4753 "4752": "Next weapon to wound target turns out to be a mighty artifact ",
4754 "4753": "Next weapon to wound target turns to stone ",
4755 "4754": "Next weapon to wound target vanishes for 1d10 rounds ",
4756 "4755": "Next weapon to wound target was forged from his own bones ",
4757 "4756": "Next weapon to wound target was forged on a distant world ",
4758 "4757": "No one speaks to target for 2d4-1 days ",
4759 "4758": "No one speaks to target until he spills his own blood ",
4760 "4759": "Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were a salt lick ",
4761 "4760": "Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were food ",
4762 "4761": "Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were one of them ",
4763 "4762": "Non-magical animals react to the target as if he were undead ",
4764 "4763": "Normal voices seem deafeningly loud to the target ",
4765 "4764": "Normal voices seem ghostly and haunting to the target ",
4766 "4765": "Normal voices seem to echo imperiously to the target ",
4767 "4766": "Normal voices seem to resonate in the target's bones ",
4768 "4767": "On target's back is a button that, if pushed, lights up his head ",
4769 "4768": "On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him giggle ",
4770 "4769": "On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him glow blue ",
4771 "4770": "On target's back is a button that, if pushed, makes him sweat ",
4772 "4771": "Once per day, target can make a sound like a cannon ",
4773 "4772": "Once per day, target can turn all wheels nearby invisible ",
4774 "4773": "One of target's allies thinks that target is an avatar of his god ",
4775 "4774": "One of target's arms becomes as supple as rope during combat ",
4776 "4775": "One of target's arms can bend in 1d4 additional places ",
4777 "4776": "One of target's arms is as durable as steel, but only when wet ",
4778 "4777": "One of target's arms is bent like a corkscrew ",
4779 "4778": "One of target's arms is bent like a shepherd's crook ",
4780 "4779": "One of target's arms is replaced by a duplicate of his head ",
4781 "4780": "One of target's arms is stripped to the bone but works normally ",
4782 "4781": "One of target's arms loses all bone but functions like a tentacle ",
4783 "4782": "One of target's arms turns into a small replica of his leg ",
4784 "4783": "One of target's arms turns to a lion's foreleg ",
4785 "4784": "One of target's eyes migrates to the back of his head ",
4786 "4785": "One of target's feet is fused into an anvil ",
4787 "4786": "One of target's feet rotates 180� at the ankle ",
4788 "4787": "One of target's hands appears to have been flattened by a hammer ",
4789 "4788": "One of target's hands becomes hideously contorted and deformed ",
4790 "4789": "One of target's hands can pass through solid steel ",
4791 "4790": "One of target's hands can pass through stone ",
4792 "4791": "One of target's hands can't be cut by non-magical metal ",
4793 "4792": "One of target's hands dissolves in water like a sand castle ",
4794 "4793": "One of target's hands figures prominently in the apocalypse ",
4795 "4794": "One of target's hands glows brightly in the presence of magic ",
4796 "4795": "One of target's hands is fireproof, but he never knows which one ",
4797 "4796": "One of target's hands is fireproof; the other hand vanishes ",
4798 "4797": "One of target's hands is immune to bludgeoning weapons ",
4799 "4798": "One of target's hands is impervious to beam-based magic spells ",
4800 "4799": "One of target's hands is impervious to magical cold ",
4801 "4800": "One of target's hands is invisible to undead ",
4802 "4801": "One of target's hands is shaped like an orangutan's hand ",
4803 "4802": "One of target's hands migrates to the top of his head ",
4804 "4803": "One of target's hands oozes a viscous liquid like sap ",
4805 "4804": "One of target's hands shines like a beacon if clenched in a fist ",
4806 "4805": "One of target's hands turns into a hoof ",
4807 "4806": "One of target's hands turns into a perfect cube of granite ",
4808 "4807": "One of target's hands turns into a replica of a rabbit's head ",
4809 "4808": "One of target's hands turns into sponge ",
4810 "4809": "One of target's hands, when clenched, looks like a small head ",
4811 "4810": "One of target's legs and one of his arms become as clear as glass ",
4812 "4811": "One of target's legs and one of his arms seem to be made of wood ",
4813 "4812": "One of target's legs and one of his arms shrink by 50% ",
4814 "4813": "One of target's legs and one of his arms turn invisible ",
4815 "4814": "One of target's limbs acquires intelligence hostile to him ",
4816 "4815": "One of target's limbs always seems to be soaked with milk ",
4817 "4816": "One of target's limbs appears to be made of diamond ",
4818 "4817": "One of target's limbs becomes wildly disobedient during combat ",
4819 "4818": "One of target's limbs can appear identical to his other limbs ",
4820 "4819": "One of target's limbs can be Dispelled as an illusion ",
4821 "4820": "One of target's limbs can never be rendered invisible ",
4822 "4821": "One of target's limbs can't be armored in combat ",
4823 "4822": "One of target's limbs develops an intense hatred for the others ",
4824 "4823": "One of target's limbs falls off and tries to escape ",
4825 "4824": "One of target's limbs glows bright blue in the dark ",
4826 "4825": "One of target's limbs is affected as by the spell Slow ",
4827 "4826": "One of target's limbs is as hard as steel during combat ",
4828 "4827": "One of target's limbs is clearly artificial ",
4829 "4828": "One of target's limbs is controlled by caster for 1d10 rounds ",
4830 "4829": "One of target's limbs is covered in feathers ",
4831 "4830": "One of target's limbs is entirely indestructible ",
4832 "4831": "One of target's limbs is impervious to blades during combat ",
4833 "4832": "One of target's limbs is impervious to polymorph magic ",
4834 "4833": "One of target's limbs is made of porcelain but functions normally ",
4835 "4834": "One of target's limbs is paralyzed for 1d6 days ",
4836 "4835": "One of target's limbs is replaced by a hideous tentacle ",
4837 "4836": "One of target's limbs is responsible for genocide ",
4838 "4837": "One of target's limbs is wanted for murder ",
4839 "4838": "One of target's limbs now juts from the center of his back ",
4840 "4839": "One of target's limbs regenerates in 1d4 rounds if severed ",
4841 "4840": "One of target's limbs retracts into his torso when not in use ",
4842 "4841": "One of target's limbs seems to belong to a different species ",
4843 "4842": "One of target's limbs shrinks by 1d4% per day ",
4844 "4843": "One of target's limbs suffers intense pain if he uses magic ",
4845 "4844": "One of target's limbs turns as green as grass ",
4846 "4845": "One of target's limbs turns to a tree limb ",
4847 "4846": "One of target's limbs turns to solid gold ",
4848 "4847": "One or more of target's allies is plotting to kill him ",
4849 "4848": "One or more of target's allies thinks that target is a traitor ",
4850 "4849": "Ordinary water has a powerful emetic effect upon the target ",
4851 "4850": "Ordinary water induces aggressive incontinence in the target ",
4852 "4851": "Ordinary water is as intoxicating to target as distilled spirits ",
4853 "4852": "Ordinary water is incredibly impressive to the target ",
4854 "4853": "People often mistake the target for a hated enemy ",
4855 "4854": "People often mistake the target for a statue of the caster ",
4856 "4855": "People often mistake the target for an undead monstrosity ",
4857 "4856": "People often mistake the target for someone who gives a damn ",
4858 "4857": "People who meet target for the first time accuse him of drowning ",
4859 "4858": "People who meet target for the first time accuse him of treason ",
4860 "4859": "People who meet target for the first time are intimidated by him ",
4861 "4860": "People who meet target for the first time are intimidating to him ",
4862 "4861": "People who meet target for the first time become violently ill ",
4863 "4862": "People who meet target for the first time feel insulted by him ",
4864 "4863": "People who meet target for the first time ignore him if he speaks ",
4865 "4864": "People who meet target for the first time laugh at him derisively ",
4866 "4865": "People who meet target for the first time lose 1d4 gold pieces ",
4867 "4866": "People who meet target for the first time mistake him for royalty ",
4868 "4867": "People who meet target for the first time mock his fashion sense ",
4869 "4868": "People who meet target for the first time point at him and laugh ",
4870 "4869": "People who meet target for the first time promptly forget him ",
4871 "4870": "People who meet target for the first time refuse to speak to him ",
4872 "4871": "People who meet target for the first time tend to trust him ",
4873 "4872": "People who meet target for the first time think he's a corpse ",
4874 "4873": "People who meet target for the first time think he's a murderer ",
4875 "4874": "People who meet target for the first time think he's a thief ",
4876 "4875": "People who meet target for the first time think he's mocking them ",
4877 "4876": "People who meet target for the first time think he's on fire ",
4878 "4877": "People who meet target for the first time think he's stupid ",
4879 "4878": "People who meet target for the first time think that he's a demon ",
4880 "4879": "People who meet target for the first time think that he's hideous ",
4881 "4880": "People who meet target for the first time threaten to kill him ",
4882 "4881": "Phosphorescent beetles teem over target's skin for 2d12 hours ",
4883 "4882": "Printed text appears hopelessly garbled while target is nearby ",
4884 "4883": "Rope hisses like a snake while target uses it ",
4885 "4884": "Rope tends to become hopelessly tangled when target uses it ",
4886 "4885": "Seltzer water sprays from the target's nose for 1d10 rounds ",
4887 "4886": "Shimmering lights play over the target's skin during combat ",
4888 "4887": "Smoke issues from the ground near the target when he's angry ",
4889 "4888": "Smoke makes the target think that he's being suffocated ",
4890 "4889": "Smoke pours from target's eyes when he uses or is struck by magic ",
4891 "4890": "Smoke pours from target's skin as though his bones are ablaze ",
4892 "4891": "Some common non-magical species adopts the target as its enemy ",
4893 "4892": "Some common non-magical species is forever invisible to target ",
4894 "4893": "Some distant creature has been hired to assassinate the target ",
4895 "4894": "Something from the bottom of a nearby lake attacks the target ",
4896 "4895": "Sparks fly from target's ears as from a grindstone ",
4897 "4896": "Sparks fly from target's eyes when he draws a weapon ",
4898 "4897": "Sparks fly from target's fingertips when he's angry ",
4899 "4898": "Sparks fly from target's nostrils as he speaks ",
4900 "4899": "Spectral voices echo everything that the target says ",
4901 "4900": "Suddenly 1d4 people appear and attack the target ",
4902 "4901": "Suddenly 1d4 people appear and offer trinkets to the target ",
4903 "4902": "Suddenly 1d4 people appear and try to lasso the target ",
4904 "4903": "Suddenly 1d4 people appear and worship the target ",
4905 "4904": "Suddenly 1d4 people nearby resemble the target ",
4906 "4905": "Suddenly 1d4 people nearby wish to assassinate the target ",
4907 "4906": "Sulfurous mud oozes from target's clothes for 1d8 hours ",
4908 "4907": "Summoned creatures are at +2 ToHit the target ",
4909 "4908": "Summoned creatures are Hasted in the target's presence ",
4910 "4909": "Summoned creatures are invisible to the target ",
4911 "4910": "Summoned creatures are Slowed in the target's presence ",
4912 "4911": "Summoned creatures can make no sound in the target's presence ",
4913 "4912": "Summoned creatures covet the target's possessions ",
4914 "4913": "Summoned creatures ignore and are unaffected by the target ",
4915 "4914": "Summoned creatures ignore the target unless he attacks them ",
4916 "4915": "Summoned creatures ignore the target unless he has a weapon drawn ",
4917 "4916": "Swords can't come within ten feet of the target for 1d4 rounds ",
4918 "4917": "Swords in target's presence drip with his blood ",
4919 "4918": "Swords pass harmlessly through the target's body for 1d4 turns ",
4920 "4919": "Target acquires a new language and refuses to speak any other ",
4921 "4920": "Target acquires an exact copy of the caster's spellbook ",
4922 "4921": "Target acquires scars to match any wounds he inflicts on others ",
4923 "4922": "Target acts as though he doesn't really exist ",
4924 "4923": "Target acts as though he's the only person who really exists ",
4925 "4924": "Target acts as though his fingers are readily replaceable ",
4926 "4925": "Target acts as though his head and body are two separate beings ",
4927 "4926": "Target acts generally like a jerk toward his friends and allies ",
4928 "4927": "Target acts like a child for 10d10 rounds ",
4929 "4928": "Target acts like a horse for 1d4 turns ",
4930 "4929": "Target adds 1d4 to each attribute score for 2d12 hours ",
4931 "4930": "Target affects an air of ostentatious wealth even if he's poor ",
4932 "4931": "Target ages 1d10 years per day for the next 1d4 weeks ",
4933 "4932": "Target ages 1d1000 years; if he lives, he's not subject to aging ",
4934 "4933": "Target ages 1d4 years each time he says his name ",
4935 "4934": "Target ages 1d4 years each time he's cut by a claw or fang ",
4936 "4935": "Target ages 1d4 years each time he's cut by a metal blade ",
4937 "4936": "Target ages 1d4 years each time his weapon injures someone ",
4938 "4937": "Target ages at 2X normal rate unless he has a coin in his mouth ",
4939 "4938": "Target ages at 2X normal rate while not in direct sunlight ",
4940 "4939": "Target ages one year for each hit point of fire damage he suffers ",
4941 "4940": "Target ages one year per round spent in the caster's presence ",
4942 "4941": "Target ages plus or minus 1d10 years each hour ",
4943 "4942": "Target always attacks the foe he's least likely to defeat ",
4944 "4943": "Target always fails to consider the consequences ",
4945 "4944": "Target always knows the location of the nearest giraffe ",
4946 "4945": "Target and his possessions are stripped of any enchantments ",
4947 "4946": "Target and nearest zombie are chained together nearby ",
4948 "4947": "Target and nearest zombie are often mistaken for each other ",
4949 "4948": "Target and nearest zombie exchange bodies ",
4950 "4949": "Target and nearest zombie form an unholy alliance ",
4951 "4950": "Target and the nearest horse exchange bodies ",
4952 "4951": "Target and the nearest horse exchange clothing ",
4953 "4952": "Target and the next person he attacks are invisible to each other ",
4954 "4953": "Target and the next person he attacks are soaked with icy brine ",
4955 "4954": "Target and the next person he attacks both shrink by 5d10% ",
4956 "4955": "Target and the next person he attacks each lose 2d8 hit points ",
4957 "4956": "Target and the next person he attacks fall unconscious until dawn ",
4958 "4957": "Target and the next person he attacks freeze solid ",
4959 "4958": "Target and the next person he attacks teleport 1d4 miles away ",
4960 "4959": "Target and the next person he attacks vanish for 10d10 rounds ",
4961 "4960": "Target appears to be 1d100 years older than he really is ",
4962 "4961": "Target appears to be 1d20 inches taller than he really is ",
4963 "4962": "Target appears to be a hideous corpse until dawn tomorrow ",
4964 "4963": "Target appears to be far more menacing than he really is ",
4965 "4964": "Target appears to be in the middle of a terrible rainstorm ",
4966 "4965": "Target appears to be made of chocolate until dawn tomorrow ",
4967 "4966": "Target appears to be soaked in his own blood until dawn tomorrow ",
4968 "4967": "Target appears to be wearing a cloak of shimmering fire ",
4969 "4968": "Target appears to have been assembled out of bamboo ",
4970 "4969": "Target appears to have been burned beyond recognition ",
4971 "4970": "Target appears to have been turned inside-out and then restored ",
4972 "4971": "Target asserts that a great catastrophe is about to occur ",
4973 "4972": "Target asserts that a nearby ally is really an illusion ",
4974 "4973": "Target asserts that a nearby ally is trying to Charm him ",
4975 "4974": "Target asserts that a vast conspiracy is out to get him ",
4976 "4975": "Target asserts that all contracts are null and void ",
4977 "4976": "Target asserts that all gold within 10 miles is counterfeit ",
4978 "4977": "Target asserts that anyone who bleeds in his presence is a coward ",
4979 "4978": "Target asserts that anyone who drinks his blood will live forever ",
4980 "4979": "Target asserts that dangerous organisms live within his flesh ",
4981 "4980": "Target asserts that death no longer has any power over him ",
4982 "4981": "Target asserts that fire-based magic has no effect upon him ",
4983 "4982": "Target asserts that he and the caster have been allies for years ",
4984 "4983": "Target asserts that he can command undead ",
4985 "4984": "Target asserts that he can cure disease and cast out demons ",
4986 "4985": "Target asserts that he can divine the future, for the right price ",
4987 "4986": "Target asserts that he can identify poisons by tasting them ",
4988 "4987": "Target asserts that he can issue divine edicts ",
4989 "4988": "Target asserts that he can place powerful curses on people ",
4990 "4989": "Target asserts that he can produce pearls if he eats sand ",
4991 "4990": "Target asserts that he can summon Earth Elementals by eating dirt ",
4992 "4991": "Target asserts that he can summon ghosts and phantoms at will ",
4993 "4992": "Target asserts that he can take the shape of a doppelganger ",
4994 "4993": "Target asserts that he can talk to Air Elementals at will ",
4995 "4994": "Target asserts that he can throw lightning bolts at will ",
4996 "4995": "Target asserts that he can travel between planes at will ",
4997 "4996": "Target asserts that he can travel freely through time ",
4998 "4997": "Target asserts that he can turn diamonds into coal by eating them ",
4999 "4998": "Target asserts that he died 1d4 rounds ago ",
5000 "4999": "Target asserts that he died 1d4 years ago ",
5001 "5000": "Target asserts that he has a key that unlocks his skull ",
5002 "5001": "Target asserts that he has any number of non-verifiable maladies ",
5003 "5002": "Target asserts that he has only 1d4 hours to live ",
5004 "5003": "Target asserts that he has the power to bestow godhood ",
5005 "5004": "Target asserts that he has the power to create and destroy souls ",
5006 "5005": "Target asserts that he heals quickly and has a metal skeleton ",
5007 "5006": "Target asserts that he intends to raze the nearest city ",
5008 "5007": "Target asserts that he is descended from mighty kings ",
5009 "5008": "Target asserts that he is the caster's father ",
5010 "5009": "Target asserts that he knows exactly who is destined to kill him ",
5011 "5010": "Target asserts that he knows the location of a secret holy book ",
5012 "5011": "Target asserts that he knows the location of a vast treasure ",
5013 "5012": "Target asserts that he knows when, where, and how he'll die ",
5014 "5013": "Target asserts that he must choose which of his allies must die ",
5015 "5014": "Target asserts that he was bitten by a werewolf one month ago ",
5016 "5015": "Target asserts that he will become omnipotent upon death ",
5017 "5016": "Target asserts that he will go insane unless he eats 1d4 apples ",
5018 "5017": "Target asserts that he worked as a torturer for the king ",
5019 "5018": "Target asserts that he'll combust if anyone says his name ",
5020 "5019": "Target asserts that he'll combust if he draws his weapon too fast ",
5021 "5020": "Target asserts that he'll combust if he gets wet ",
5022 "5021": "Target asserts that he'll combust if he reads a map ",
5023 "5022": "Target asserts that he'll combust if he's outdoors at sunset ",
5024 "5023": "Target asserts that he'll combust if his blood is spilled ",
5025 "5024": "Target asserts that he'll die before he sees another winter ",
5026 "5025": "Target asserts that he'll die during the next rainstorm ",
5027 "5026": "Target asserts that he'll die if anyone harms the caster ",
5028 "5027": "Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby dies violently ",
5029 "5028": "Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby is related to him ",
5030 "5029": "Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby speaks his name ",
5031 "5030": "Target asserts that he'll die if anyone nearby uses magic ",
5032 "5031": "Target asserts that he'll die if he changes or cleans his clothes ",
5033 "5032": "Target asserts that he'll die if he closes his eyes or blinks ",
5034 "5033": "Target asserts that he'll die if he crosses moving water ",
5035 "5034": "Target asserts that he'll die if he doesn't receive a pony ",
5036 "5035": "Target asserts that he'll die if he draws a weapon in anger ",
5037 "5036": "Target asserts that he'll die if he draws/sheathes his weapon ",
5038 "5037": "Target asserts that he'll die if he eats during the next 4d6 days ",
5039 "5038": "Target asserts that he'll die if he fires any missile weapon ",
5040 "5039": "Target asserts that he'll die if he opens his eyes ",
5041 "5040": "Target asserts that he'll die if he sees a rainbow ",
5042 "5041": "Target asserts that he'll die if he sees his own blood ",
5043 "5042": "Target asserts that he'll die if he speaks his native language ",
5044 "5043": "Target asserts that he'll die if he spends any money ",
5045 "5044": "Target asserts that he'll die if he stops dancing ",
5046 "5045": "Target asserts that he'll die if he stops talking ",
5047 "5046": "Target asserts that he'll die if he touches anyone else's blood ",
5048 "5047": "Target asserts that he'll die if he touches gold ",
5049 "5048": "Target asserts that he'll die if he touches ice ",
5050 "5049": "Target asserts that he'll die if he touches metal ",
5051 "5050": "Target asserts that he'll die if he uses any magic items ",
5052 "5051": "Target asserts that he'll die if he uses the word 'the' ",
5053 "5052": "Target asserts that he'll die if he's cut by a magical blade ",
5054 "5053": "Target asserts that he'll die if someone tells him to die ",
5055 "5054": "Target asserts that he'll die in 1d4 rounds ",
5056 "5055": "Target asserts that he'll die of biliousness ",
5057 "5056": "Target asserts that he'll die the next time he eats ",
5058 "5057": "Target asserts that he'll die the next time he receives first aid ",
5059 "5058": "Target asserts that he'll die the next time he sleeps ",
5060 "5059": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he burns all of his clothing ",
5061 "5060": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he cuts his own throat ",
5062 "5061": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he cuts off his own hand ",
5063 "5062": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he destroys his magic items ",
5064 "5063": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he destroys his weapon ",
5065 "5064": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he drains all of his blood ",
5066 "5065": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he drinks strong poison ",
5067 "5066": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he eats a special mushroom ",
5068 "5067": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he kills the caster ",
5069 "5068": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he receives 500 gold pieces ",
5070 "5069": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he receives 500 gold pieces ",
5071 "5070": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he stays awake for 2d6 weeks ",
5072 "5071": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he swallows a magic ring ",
5073 "5072": "Target asserts that he'll die unless he takes a vow of pacifism ",
5074 "5073": "Target asserts that he'll die unless his demands are met ",
5075 "5074": "Target asserts that he'll die unless someone beheads him ",
5076 "5075": "Target asserts that he'll die unless the caster kills himself ",
5077 "5076": "Target asserts that he'll die when the caster casts another spell ",
5078 "5077": "Target asserts that he'll drown in a picture of a lake ",
5079 "5078": "Target asserts that he'll drown in a small puddle nearby ",
5080 "5079": "Target asserts that he'll explode if anyone eats food near him ",
5081 "5080": "Target asserts that he'll go mad if anyone touches him ",
5082 "5081": "Target asserts that he'll turn into a werewolf if he eats meat ",
5083 "5082": "Target asserts that he'll turn to diamond when slain ",
5084 "5083": "Target asserts that he'll vanish forever if he falls asleep ",
5085 "5084": "Target asserts that he'll vanish forever if he leaves this area ",
5086 "5085": "Target asserts that he'll vanish into the ground at dawn tomorrow ",
5087 "5086": "Target asserts that he'll vanish into the sky if he's wounded ",
5088 "5087": "Target asserts that he's a ghost and must haunt this area ",
5089 "5088": "Target asserts that he's a highly qualified thoracic surgeon ",
5090 "5089": "Target asserts that he's a mighty warrior despite the evidence ",
5091 "5090": "Target asserts that he's a Summoned creature about to be banished ",
5092 "5091": "Target asserts that he's a traveler from an antique land ",
5093 "5092": "Target asserts that he's an assassin from the distant future ",
5094 "5093": "Target asserts that he's an avatar of the caster's deity ",
5095 "5094": "Target asserts that he's been fatally wounded ",
5096 "5095": "Target asserts that he's been repeatedly destroyed and rebuilt ",
5097 "5096": "Target asserts that he's been replaced by a doppelganger ",
5098 "5097": "Target asserts that he's brother to dragons and companion to owls ",
5099 "5098": "Target asserts that he's come to deliver his people from bondage ",
5100 "5099": "Target asserts that he's eager to exterminate his species ",
5101 "5100": "Target asserts that he's found a plot to wipe out his species ",
5102 "5101": "Target asserts that he's hunting a monster from the distant past ",
5103 "5102": "Target asserts that he's immune to magic ",
5104 "5103": "Target asserts that he's on a quest to destroy a mighty artifact ",
5105 "5104": "Target asserts that he's on a rock outcrop surrounded by lava ",
5106 "5105": "Target asserts that he's on the verge of exterminating his race ",
5107 "5106": "Target asserts that he's one of many clones of the real target ",
5108 "5107": "Target asserts that he's protected by an unholy host of demons ",
5109 "5108": "Target asserts that he's rapidly bleeding to death ",
5110 "5109": "Target asserts that he's responsible for many thousands of deaths ",
5111 "5110": "Target asserts that he's standing at the bottom of a deep well ",
5112 "5111": "Target asserts that he's standing on a ledge over an infinite pit ",
5113 "5112": "Target asserts that he's supernaturally beautiful ",
5114 "5113": "Target asserts that he's the embodiment of a mighty artifact ",
5115 "5114": "Target asserts that he's the mightiest warrior in the world ",
5116 "5115": "Target asserts that he's the world's most powerful magic user ",
5117 "5116": "Target asserts that he's transforming into some kind of beast ",
5118 "5117": "Target asserts that he's unspeakably ugly ",
5119 "5118": "Target asserts that he's water soluble ",
5120 "5119": "Target asserts that his actions are in accordance with prophecy ",
5121 "5120": "Target asserts that his actions shape the destiny of the world ",
5122 "5121": "Target asserts that his allies have forsaken him ",
5123 "5122": "Target asserts that his birth occurred under odd circumstances ",
5124 "5123": "Target asserts that his blood is worth more than gold ",
5125 "5124": "Target asserts that his body and head are two symbiotic organisms ",
5126 "5125": "Target asserts that his clothes are writhing with snakes ",
5127 "5126": "Target asserts that his clothing is trying to kill him ",
5128 "5127": "Target asserts that his current form isn't his true form ",
5129 "5128": "Target asserts that his death will be avenged one thousand times ",
5130 "5129": "Target asserts that his flesh is harder than iron ",
5131 "5130": "Target asserts that his god owes him a big favor ",
5132 "5131": "Target asserts that his internal organs are made of pure gold ",
5133 "5132": "Target asserts that his plans will all culminate at dawn tomorrow ",
5134 "5133": "Target asserts that his soul will be destroyed if he's injured ",
5135 "5134": "Target asserts that his touch can induce madness ",
5136 "5135": "Target asserts that his worst injuries are just a flesh wound ",
5137 "5136": "Target asserts that no one nearby really exists ",
5138 "5137": "Target asserts that one of his allies will betray him in a garden ",
5139 "5138": "Target asserts that poultices of manure can heal any wound ",
5140 "5139": "Target asserts that puns and rhymes are painful to him ",
5141 "5140": "Target asserts that secret entities are plotting his downfall ",
5142 "5141": "Target asserts that someone nearby is the avatar of his god ",
5143 "5142": "Target asserts that that all food within 10 miles is poisonous ",
5144 "5143": "Target asserts that the answer to every riddle is 'time' ",
5145 "5144": "Target asserts that the caster is a fraud and a charlatan ",
5146 "5145": "Target asserts that the caster is an avatar of his deity ",
5147 "5146": "Target asserts that the caster's spell functioned as intended ",
5148 "5147": "Target asserts that the king owes him a huge favor ",
5149 "5148": "Target asserts that the wages of sin aren't really death ",
5150 "5149": "Target asserts that the world will end the moment that he dies ",
5151 "5150": "Target asserts that time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so ",
5152 "5151": "Target asserts that whoever kills him will become a god ",
5153 "5152": "Target asserts that whoever slays him will win incredible riches ",
5154 "5153": "Target attacks anyone he sees using a magic item ",
5155 "5154": "Target attacks anyone who attacks the caster ",
5156 "5155": "Target attacks anyone who sees him using a magic item ",
5157 "5156": "Target attacks anyone who speaks ill of the caster ",
5158 "5157": "Target attacks anyone who uses magic upon the caster ",
5159 "5158": "Target attacks the nearest herd animal until he or it is dead ",
5160 "5159": "Target attacks the next person nearby who says his own name ",
5161 "5160": "Target attacks the next person nearby who spends money ",
5162 "5161": "Target attacks the next person who address him by name ",
5163 "5162": "Target attacks the next person who draws a weapon nearby ",
5164 "5163": "Target attacks the toughest, most dangerous creature he can see ",
5165 "5164": "Target attempts to acquire the caster's spellbook ",
5166 "5165": "Target attempts to disembowel himself with his bare hands ",
5167 "5166": "Target attempts to ingest any ink he sees ",
5168 "5167": "Target attempts to mimic the caster's every more ",
5169 "5168": "Target attempts to strangle all trees within 100 yards ",
5170 "5169": "Target attempts to strangle himself with his bare hands ",
5171 "5170": "Target attracts all manner of mutants and abominations ",
5172 "5171": "Target attracts leeches, maggots, slugs, and snails ",
5173 "5172": "Target babbles incoherently for 2d10 rounds ",
5174 "5173": "Target barks like a dog when he thinks he sees magic ",
5175 "5174": "Target becomes a devoted acolyte of some fringe religion ",
5176 "5175": "Target becomes an albino ",
5177 "5176": "Target becomes ethereal if wounded by a weapon made of gold ",
5178 "5177": "Target becomes giddy and mirthful when he's next hit by a weapon ",
5179 "5178": "Target becomes intensely covetous of any magic item he sees ",
5180 "5179": "Target becomes intensely hungry following each battle ",
5181 "5180": "Target becomes nearly insane with rage whenever he says his name ",
5182 "5181": "Target becomes the caster's most trusted and faithful friend ",
5183 "5182": "Target becomes violently ill if he eats while in daylight ",
5184 "5183": "Target becomes violently ill if he eats while sitting ",
5185 "5184": "Target becomes wildly drunk when he's next hit by a weapon ",
5186 "5185": "Target befouls any food or water that he and his allies now carry ",
5187 "5186": "Target befriends a statue and carries it with him everywhere ",
5188 "5187": "Target befriends a statue and thinks it gives him good advice ",
5189 "5188": "Target befriends one of the caster's allies ",
5190 "5189": "Target befriends the toughest, most dangerous creature he can see ",
5191 "5190": "Target begs someone to bite off 1d10 of his fingers ",
5192 "5191": "Target begs someone to set him ablaze ",
5193 "5192": "Target believes anything the caster says to him ",
5194 "5193": "Target believes everything that he says ",
5195 "5194": "Target believes no factual statement he hears uttered in sunlight ",
5196 "5195": "Target believes that 1d10 of his fingers are intensely magical ",
5197 "5196": "Target believes that he can't be harmed by a fall from any height ",
5198 "5197": "Target believes that he can't be slain by metal weapons ",
5199 "5198": "Target believes that his allies are conspiring to rob him ",
5200 "5199": "Target believes that nearly everyone is lying to him ",
5201 "5200": "Target believes that whatever he last ate gave him eternal life ",
5202 "5201": "Target believes that whatever he last ate is still alive ",
5203 "5202": "Target believes that whatever he last ate was a powerful toxin ",
5204 "5203": "Target believes that whatever he last ate was hallucinogenic ",
5205 "5204": "Target believes that whatever he last ate was his last meal ",
5206 "5205": "Target believes that whatever he last ate was worth a fortune ",
5207 "5206": "Target belongs to a cult that requires him to perform horrid acts ",
5208 "5207": "Target belongs to a cult that will remove his heart within a week ",
5209 "5208": "Target bleeds from every orifice for 1d6 rounds but is unharmed ",
5210 "5209": "Target bleeds profusely during combat, even if not wounded ",
5211 "5210": "Target blows bright blue until he's wounded by a magical weapon ",
5212 "5211": "Target briefly appears to be undead to anyone who wounds him ",
5213 "5212": "Target briefly becomes invisible to anyone who wounds him ",
5214 "5213": "Target briefly resembles anyone who wounds him ",
5215 "5214": "Target briefly resembles the target each time he's wounded ",
5216 "5215": "Target bursts into flame the next time he's totally submerged ",
5217 "5216": "Target can appear to be covered in moss and lichens at will ",
5218 "5217": "Target can appear to be twice his true age at will ",
5219 "5218": "Target can appear totally nondescript and unremarkable at will ",
5220 "5219": "Target can be commanded by the nearest dragon at will ",
5221 "5220": "Target can be injured by arrows, but they can't kill him ",
5222 "5221": "Target can be injured by bludgeons, but they can't kill him ",
5223 "5222": "Target can be injured by electricity, but it can't kill him ",
5224 "5223": "Target can be injured by magical cold, but it can't kill him ",
5225 "5224": "Target can be injured by magical fire, but it can't kill him ",
5226 "5225": "Target can be injured by magical weapons, but they can't kill him ",
5227 "5226": "Target can be injured by water, but it can't kill him ",
5228 "5227": "Target can be Summoned by the nearest dragon at will ",
5229 "5228": "Target can become invisible at will but is 15% likely to die ",
5230 "5229": "Target can become invisible at will if he plucks out his eyes ",
5231 "5230": "Target can become invisible by drinking a quart of Elf's blood ",
5232 "5231": "Target can bend his spine 120� midway along its length ",
5233 "5232": "Target can brachiate like an ape but adopts an ape's proportions ",
5234 "5233": "Target can Call Lightning daily but it's 70% likely to strike him ",
5235 "5234": "Target can cast one Wish spell but permanently dies as a result ",
5236 "5235": "Target can cause one nearby tree to become invisible for 2d6 days ",
5237 "5236": "Target can cause one nearby tree to topple as though chopped down ",
5238 "5237": "Target can cause someone nearby to resemble someone else nearby ",
5239 "5238": "Target can change the color of his face 2d4 times per day ",
5240 "5239": "Target can climb like a monkey ",
5241 "5240": "Target can climb like a monkey but is 40% likely to become one ",
5242 "5241": "Target can comfortably lift and carry twice his weight in manure ",
5243 "5242": "Target can Command one nearby humanoid for 1d6 hours ",
5244 "5243": "Target can Command one person nearby to defend him to the death ",
5245 "5244": "Target can Command one person now nearby to attack ",
5246 "5245": "Target can Command one person now nearby to tell the truth ",
5247 "5246": "Target can Command the nearest dragon, just once ",
5248 "5247": "Target can control caster like an undead skeleton for 1d6 rounds ",
5249 "5248": "Target can delay his voice by 1d4 rounds, 1d4 times per day ",
5250 "5249": "Target can detect counterfeit gems by tasting them ",
5251 "5250": "Target can digest soil as readily as meat ",
5252 "5251": "Target can discern magic items by bleeding on them ",
5253 "5252": "Target can discern magic items by tasting them ",
5254 "5253": "Target can dismiss a total of 20HD worth of elementals ",
5255 "5254": "Target can divine the caster's exact location 1d4 times per day ",
5256 "5255": "Target can do nothing but scream for 1d8 rounds ",
5257 "5256": "Target can easily be persuaded to disarm himself ",
5258 "5257": "Target can erect a four foot high wall of snow once per week ",
5259 "5258": "Target can exhale fire but is 10% likely to combust and die ",
5260 "5259": "Target can exhale fire but suffers as much damage as he inflicts ",
5261 "5260": "Target can fall one yard per point of Wisdom without harm ",
5262 "5261": "Target can Heal himself at will but ages 1d6 years per hit point ",
5263 "5262": "Target can Heal himself but his closest ally will die as a result ",
5264 "5263": "Target can Heal himself but is 5% likely to die each time ",
5265 "5264": "Target can Heal himself but is 80% likely to drown each time ",
5266 "5265": "Target can Heal himself but is blinded for 1d20 days each time ",
5267 "5266": "Target can Heal himself but it costs him 1,000,000 gold pieces ",
5268 "5267": "Target can Heal himself but only at night if he has one hit point ",
5269 "5268": "Target can Heal himself four times but loses a limb each time ",
5270 "5269": "Target can Heal himself if he sacrifices a point of CON each time ",
5271 "5270": "Target can Heal himself ten times but loses a finger each time ",
5272 "5271": "Target can hide his weapon inside his body for 2d4 hours per day ",
5273 "5272": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of bone ",
5274 "5273": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of coral ",
5275 "5274": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of glass ",
5276 "5275": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of gold ",
5277 "5276": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of iron ",
5278 "5277": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of lamp oil ",
5279 "5278": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of lead ",
5280 "5279": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of poison ",
5281 "5280": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of stone ",
5282 "5281": "Target can ingest and digest small quantities of wood ",
5283 "5282": "Target can issue Commands but is 20% likely to die each time ",
5284 "5283": "Target can kill the caster outright but will also permanently die ",
5285 "5284": "Target can kill the caster outright but will never have existed ",
5286 "5285": "Target can leap one yard straight up per point of Charisma ",
5287 "5286": "Target can locate any bear within one mile ",
5288 "5287": "Target can magically Summon a distant relative who despises him ",
5289 "5288": "Target can magically Summon his own clone once for 1d10 rounds ",
5290 "5289": "Target can magically Summon the caster 1d4 times for 1d10 rounds ",
5291 "5290": "Target can magically Summon the corpse some person he killed ",
5292 "5291": "Target can make his voice issue from any object within 10 feet ",
5293 "5292": "Target can make his voice issue from any person within 5 feet ",
5294 "5293": "Target can make his voice seem to be 1d4 octaves higher or lower ",
5295 "5294": "Target can make his voice seem to be that of someone much older ",
5296 "5295": "Target can make his whisper heard by anyone in his line of sight ",
5297 "5296": "Target can make his whisper heard through one foot of stone ",
5298 "5297": "Target can make one of his arms as supple as rope at will ",
5299 "5298": "Target can make one of his hands double in size at will ",
5300 "5299": "Target can mask his scent at will ",
5301 "5300": "Target can never again address anyone by name ",
5302 "5301": "Target can never again speak or write his own name ",
5303 "5302": "Target can never again wear the clothes or armor he's wearing now ",
5304 "5303": "Target can never again wield the specific weapon he now wields ",
5305 "5304": "Target can never be harmed by any weapon now within 10 yards ",
5306 "5305": "Target can never be harmed by the specific weapon he now wields ",
5307 "5306": "Target can never be slain if he cuts off both of legs right now ",
5308 "5307": "Target can never become invisible to anyone now within 100 miles ",
5309 "5308": "Target can never become invisible to anyone who has wounded him ",
5310 "5309": "Target can never become invisible to anyone who knows his name ",
5311 "5310": "Target can never become invisible without dying ",
5312 "5311": "Target can no longer conceal his astonishing halitosis ",
5313 "5312": "Target can no longer conceal his disdain for magic users ",
5314 "5313": "Target can no longer conceal his fear of combat ",
5315 "5314": "Target can no longer conceal his hatred of Dwarves ",
5316 "5315": "Target can no longer conceal his insatiable cannibalism ",
5317 "5316": "Target can no longer conceal his plans for world domination ",
5318 "5317": "Target can no longer conceal the fact that he's artificial ",
5319 "5318": "Target can no longer conceal the secret of his birth ",
5320 "5319": "Target can only be killed by a magical weapon that he has wielded ",
5321 "5320": "Target can only be killed by a weapon forged from his own bones ",
5322 "5321": "Target can only eat food that he himself has prepared ",
5323 "5322": "Target can polymorph at will but ages 1d100 years each time ",
5324 "5323": "Target can polymorph at will but is 10% likely to die each time ",
5325 "5324": "Target can polymorph at will but is blind in any form but his own ",
5326 "5325": "Target can read but not speak or write 1d6 additional languages ",
5327 "5326": "Target can read handwritten text at a distance of 10d10 yards ",
5328 "5327": "Target can readily be convinced that he doesn't really exist ",
5329 "5328": "Target can recognize faces only 10% of the time ",
5330 "5329": "Target can regenerate 1 hit point per round for the next week ",
5331 "5330": "Target can remove his head for up to 1d4 rounds without harm ",
5332 "5331": "Target can remove his heart for up to 1d6 rounds without harm ",
5333 "5332": "Target can retract his ears into his skull at will ",
5334 "5333": "Target can retract one of his limbs into his body at will ",
5335 "5334": "Target can see no farther than 20 yards unless he's barefoot ",
5336 "5335": "Target can see no farther than 20 yards while in sunlight ",
5337 "5336": "Target can see secret doors but can't see normal ones ",
5338 "5337": "Target can see secret doors if he drinks concentrated poison ",
5339 "5338": "Target can see secret doors if he sacrifices 1d6 hit points ",
5340 "5339": "Target can see secret doors while yelling and hopping on one foot ",
5341 "5340": "Target can shine heatless torchlight from his palm at will ",
5342 "5341": "Target can shine heatless torchlight from the soles of his feet ",
5343 "5342": "Target can speak only in a full shout while his weapon is drawn ",
5344 "5343": "Target can speak only in grunts while his weapon is drawn ",
5345 "5344": "Target can speak only in rhyme while his weapon is drawn ",
5346 "5345": "Target can speak only in whale song for 1d4 hours ",
5347 "5346": "Target can speak the language of bears, but they don't listen ",
5348 "5347": "Target can speak with flies and gnats ",
5349 "5348": "Target can speak with livestock but henceforth smells like manure ",
5350 "5349": "Target can speak with monkeys and apes ",
5351 "5350": "Target can speak with one corpse per week, but it lies to him ",
5352 "5351": "Target can speak with one tree per week ",
5353 "5352": "Target can speak with worms and slugs ",
5354 "5353": "Target can stride unimpeded in knee-deep snow ",
5355 "5354": "Target can stride unimpeded through thigh-deep water ",
5356 "5355": "Target can subsist on leaves and grass for up to 1d4 weeks ",
5357 "5356": "Target can subsist on mud, but it tastes incredibly foul to him ",
5358 "5357": "Target can subsist on mud, but it's highly addictive to him ",
5359 "5358": "Target can subsist on mud, but regular food is poisonous to him ",
5360 "5359": "Target can subsist on only 10% of the normal amount of food ",
5361 "5360": "Target can subsist on water alone while he's at full hit points ",
5362 "5361": "Target can subsist on water but must drink ten gallons per day ",
5363 "5362": "Target can Summon and Command an 8HD Earth Elemental 1d6 times ",
5364 "5363": "Target can teleport 1d4 miles per day but ages 8d8 years per mile ",
5365 "5364": "Target can teleport 1d4 miles randomly, once per day ",
5366 "5365": "Target can teleport at will but arrives 1d20 days later ",
5367 "5366": "Target can teleport at will but arrives with only one hit point ",
5368 "5367": "Target can teleport at will but is 50% likely to die on arrival ",
5369 "5368": "Target can teleport half of his body at will ",
5370 "5369": "Target can teleport one person nearby to the target's home ",
5371 "5370": "Target can teleport to the caster's location once per month ",
5372 "5371": "Target can teleport to this location once per month ",
5373 "5372": "Target can track the caster with astonishing accuracy ",
5374 "5373": "Target can turn his head completely around without harm ",
5375 "5374": "Target can understand every language spoken within 10 miles ",
5376 "5375": "Target can wield his weapon only in his non-dominant hand ",
5377 "5376": "Target can Wish the death of someone nearby, but target also dies ",
5378 "5377": "Target can write but not speak or read 1d6 additional languages ",
5379 "5378": "Target can't attack anyone for 2d4 rounds ",
5380 "5379": "Target can't attack anyone until he wounds himself ",
5381 "5380": "Target can't attack anyone who doesn't know target's name ",
5382 "5381": "Target can't attack or be attacked for 2d8 rounds ",
5383 "5382": "Target can't attack or be attacked until he moves from this spot ",
5384 "5383": "Target can't attack the caster until at least sunset ",
5385 "5384": "Target can't attack the caster with any weapons containing metal ",
5386 "5385": "Target can't attack the caster with any weapons containing wood ",
5387 "5386": "Target can't attack until he drops his weapons, gear, and clothes ",
5388 "5387": "Target can't be affected by the caster's magic for 1d6 turns ",
5389 "5388": "Target can't be affected by the intended spell for 1d4 years ",
5390 "5389": "Target can't be attacked by anyone or anything for 1d4 rounds ",
5391 "5390": "Target can't be burned by acid if he cuts off both of his thumbs ",
5392 "5391": "Target can't be burned by molten metal ",
5393 "5392": "Target can't be burned by steam between sunset and dawn ",
5394 "5393": "Target can't be burned by steam or boiling water while naked ",
5395 "5394": "Target can't be burned by steam while he's wearing boots or shoes ",
5396 "5395": "Target can't be choked, strangled, or suffocated ",
5397 "5396": "Target can't be cut by any blade unless it's already bloodstained ",
5398 "5397": "Target can't be cut by manufactured stone blades ",
5399 "5398": "Target can't be detected by invisible creatures ",
5400 "5399": "Target can't be detected by magical attempts at scrying ",
5401 "5400": "Target can't be detected by magical scrying while naked in a tree ",
5402 "5401": "Target can't be harmed by bludgeons between dawn and noon ",
5403 "5402": "Target can't be harmed by bludgeons for 2d10 rounds ",
5404 "5403": "Target can't be harmed by boiling oil or pitch ",
5405 "5404": "Target can't be harmed by invisible creatures at night ",
5406 "5405": "Target can't be harmed by magical fire while brandishing a weapon ",
5407 "5406": "Target can't be harmed by magical fire while indoors ",
5408 "5407": "Target can't be harmed by magical fire while standing in a bucket ",
5409 "5408": "Target can't be harmed by magical fire while underwater ",
5410 "5409": "Target can't be harmed by natural lightning ",
5411 "5410": "Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while naked ",
5412 "5411": "Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while sleeping ",
5413 "5412": "Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while standing in fire ",
5414 "5413": "Target can't be injured by wooden weapons while standing in snow ",
5415 "5414": "Target can't be killed by any female creature for 1d4 weeks ",
5416 "5415": "Target can't be killed by any male creature for 1d4 weeks ",
5417 "5416": "Target can't be killed during the next 2d12 hours ",
5418 "5417": "Target can't be knocked off balance by any less than 1d4 people ",
5419 "5418": "Target can't be knocked off balance by any physical force ",
5420 "5419": "Target can't be magically detected by anyone not of his race ",
5421 "5420": "Target can't be magically detected by anyone of the same sex ",
5422 "5421": "Target can't be slain except while sleeping ",
5423 "5422": "Target can't be slain if he remains within 10 yards of this spot ",
5424 "5423": "Target can't be slain while sleeping ",
5425 "5424": "Target can't be stunned by any blow to the head ",
5426 "5425": "Target can't be surprised if he has a snowball in each hand ",
5427 "5426": "Target can't be surprised if he has an eyeball in his mouth ",
5428 "5427": "Target can't be surprised if he's wearing a carnation ",
5429 "5428": "Target can't be surprised while at full hit points ",
5430 "5429": "Target can't be wounded by metal weapons until sunset tonight ",
5431 "5430": "Target can't be wounded by metal weapons while barefoot ",
5432 "5431": "Target can't breathe for 2d10 rounds ",
5433 "5432": "Target can't breathe until he removes his boots or shoes ",
5434 "5433": "Target can't breathe while touching more than one person ",
5435 "5434": "Target can't breathe while wearing, touching, or carrying metal ",
5436 "5435": "Target can't come within 10 feet of any fire now burning ",
5437 "5436": "Target can't come within 10 yards of the caster ",
5438 "5437": "Target can't come within one mile of his home ",
5439 "5438": "Target can't come within one mile of the caster ",
5440 "5439": "Target can't come within ten feet of any tree thicker than he is ",
5441 "5440": "Target can't create or use magical fire except while indoors ",
5442 "5441": "Target can't create or use magical fire for 1d4 years ",
5443 "5442": "Target can't die for at least 1d4 days, but he can be injured ",
5444 "5443": "Target can't digest any food that he eats in direct sunlight ",
5445 "5444": "Target can't digest any food unless he prepares it himself ",
5446 "5445": "Target can't digest anything that's been dead longer than a day ",
5447 "5446": "Target can't digest cooked meat ",
5448 "5447": "Target can't digest meat from any animal killed in daylight ",
5449 "5448": "Target can't draw his weapon if anyone else is within 10 yards ",
5450 "5449": "Target can't draw his weapon or sheathe it if it's now drawn ",
5451 "5450": "Target can't draw his weapon unless he asks permission to do so ",
5452 "5451": "Target can't draw his weapon within 100 yards of this spot ",
5453 "5452": "Target can't hear echoes ",
5454 "5453": "Target can't hear his own voice ",
5455 "5454": "Target can't hear his own voice except while his eyes are closed ",
5456 "5455": "Target can't hear the voice of any female member of his race ",
5457 "5456": "Target can't hear the voice of any male member of his race ",
5458 "5457": "Target can't hear the voice of anyone who's recently injured him ",
5459 "5458": "Target can't hear the voice of anyone within 10 feet of him ",
5460 "5459": "Target can't hear voices for 2d4-1 days ",
5461 "5460": "Target can't ignite any fire unless his hair is soaking wet ",
5462 "5461": "Target can't ignite any fire unless it's snowing ",
5463 "5462": "Target can't ignite any fire while underground ",
5464 "5463": "Target can't ignite any fire while wearing clothes ",
5465 "5464": "Target can't leave this spot until he wounds himself ",
5466 "5465": "Target can't lie, equivocate, or tell half-truths ",
5467 "5466": "Target can't move more than 10 yards from the caster ",
5468 "5467": "Target can't pass through doorways while at full hit points ",
5469 "5468": "Target can't say anyone's name ",
5470 "5469": "Target can't see artificial light while at full hit points ",
5471 "5470": "Target can't see light other than sunlight or reflected sunlight ",
5472 "5471": "Target can't see or hear any of his allies for 4d6 hours ",
5473 "5472": "Target can't see or hear his 1d4 of his allies for 1d4 days ",
5474 "5473": "Target can't see or hear living creatures for 2d6 rounds ",
5475 "5474": "Target can't see or hear magical creatures for 2d6 days ",
5476 "5475": "Target can't see or hear metal objects for 3d8 hours ",
5477 "5476": "Target can't see sunlight or reflected sunlight ",
5478 "5477": "Target can't sleep unless he first eats a handful of soil ",
5479 "5478": "Target can't sleep unless he has his weapon in hand ",
5480 "5479": "Target can't sleep unless he's standing up ",
5481 "5480": "Target can't sleep until he fells the tallest tree in the kingdom ",
5482 "5481": "Target can't sleep until he gives away all of his armor ",
5483 "5482": "Target can't sleep within 10 feet of another sleeping person ",
5484 "5483": "Target can't speak except while barefoot ",
5485 "5484": "Target can't speak except while brandishing a weapon ",
5486 "5485": "Target can't speak for 1d20 turns ",
5487 "5486": "Target can't speak to anyone more than 20 feet from him ",
5488 "5487": "Target can't speak to anyone who addresses him by name ",
5489 "5488": "Target can't speak unless he wears a cloth over his face ",
5490 "5489": "Target can't speak unless he's brandishing a weapon ",
5491 "5490": "Target can't speak unless his hair is wet ",
5492 "5491": "Target can't speak until after he has eaten his next full meal ",
5493 "5492": "Target can't speak until his blood is next drawn ",
5494 "5493": "Target can't speak until the caster says his own name ",
5495 "5494": "Target can't speak while at full hit points ",
5496 "5495": "Target can't speak while at full hit points ",
5497 "5496": "Target can't speak while wielding a weapon ",
5498 "5497": "Target can't use any form of rope or chain longer than he is tall ",
5499 "5498": "Target can't use any items containing metal for 2d4-1 days ",
5500 "5499": "Target can't use any magic items containing wood for 2d4-1 days ",
5501 "5500": "Target can't use any magic items for 1d4 days ",
5502 "5501": "Target can't use any magic items older than he is ",
5503 "5502": "Target can't use his hands or any utensils while eating ",
5504 "5503": "Target can't voluntarily pass through doorways unless naked ",
5505 "5504": "Target can't walk until the caster says his own name ",
5506 "5505": "Target can't walk while carrying gold ",
5507 "5506": "Target can't wield any weapon containing metal for 1d4 days ",
5508 "5507": "Target can't wield any weapon in his dominant hand ",
5509 "5508": "Target can't wield any weapon that hasn't drawn his blood ",
5510 "5509": "Target can't wield any weapon within 1d4 miles of this spot ",
5511 "5510": "Target can't wound anyone who hasn't wounded him ",
5512 "5511": "Target carves a tiny notch in every tree he passes ",
5513 "5512": "Target challenges his closest ally to single combat to the death ",
5514 "5513": "Target chants nonsensically for 2d10 rounds ",
5515 "5514": "Target clatters when he walks like a barrel full of pots and pans ",
5516 "5515": "Target collapses into a fetal position for 1 turn ",
5517 "5516": "Target combusts if he uses magic within the next 1d4 turns ",
5518 "5517": "Target combusts if his weapon is thrown into a river ",
5519 "5518": "Target comes into possession of a world-shaking artifact ",
5520 "5519": "Target concludes every battle thoroughly soaked by his own blood ",
5521 "5520": "Target confesses to a list of crimes, none of which has happened ",
5522 "5521": "Target confesses to crimes he couldn't possibly have committed ",
5523 "5522": "Target confesses to genocide but can produce no evidence of it ",
5524 "5523": "Target confesses to rampant kleptomania ",
5525 "5524": "Target constantly boasts about his prowess in all things ",
5526 "5525": "Target constantly exudes fragrant soap suds ",
5527 "5526": "Target continuously speaks to an imaginary ally ",
5528 "5527": "Target coughs incessantly, but his actions are unimpaired ",
5529 "5528": "Target craves hay and has a long tail like a horse ",
5530 "5529": "Target craves twigs and bark after every battle ",
5531 "5530": "Target creates a phony language and refuses to speak any other ",
5532 "5531": "Target crouches and begins eating dirt, twigs, gravel, etc. ",
5533 "5532": "Target crows like a rooster whenever he sees a magic item used ",
5534 "5533": "Target dares 1d4 of his allies to try to behead him ",
5535 "5534": "Target declares this area to be a sacred shrine to his deity ",
5536 "5535": "Target degenerates into an abomination hated by sentient beings ",
5537 "5536": "Target demands that his friends and allies pay him tribute ",
5538 "5537": "Target develops a pronounced stutter ",
5539 "5538": "Target disappears and is completely forgotten for 2d4-1 days ",
5540 "5539": "Target discovers that one of his limbs is a separate entity ",
5541 "5540": "Target discovers that one of his limbs is made of living wood ",
5542 "5541": "Target discovers that one of his limbs is trying to kill him ",
5543 "5542": "Target discovers that one of his limbs isn't attached to his body ",
5544 "5543": "Target disgorges 1d10 acorns in each of the next 1d10+10 rounds ",
5545 "5544": "Target disgorges 1d10 cubic feet of damp, sticky rice ",
5546 "5545": "Target disgorges 1d10 pounds of feathers ",
5547 "5546": "Target disgorges 1d10 pounds of hallucinogenic mushrooms ",
5548 "5547": "Target disgorges 1d100 gold coins, half of which are counterfeit ",
5549 "5548": "Target disgorges 1d1000 dragonflies ",
5550 "5549": "Target disgorges 1d1000 tiny, phosphorescent worms ",
5551 "5550": "Target disgorges 1d4 cubic yards of humus ",
5552 "5551": "Target disgorges 1d4 gallons of boiling pitch ",
5553 "5552": "Target disgorges 1d6 filthy carrion birds ",
5554 "5553": "Target disgorges 2d10 pounds of slag ",
5555 "5554": "Target disgorges 3d100 feet of hemp rope ",
5556 "5555": "Target disgorges 5d10 sheets of pristine parchment ",
5557 "5556": "Target disgorges 5d10 sheets of rotting parchment ",
5558 "5557": "Target disgorges a 50 pound sack of potatoes ",
5559 "5558": "Target disgorges a boulder larger than any within 1d10 miles ",
5560 "5559": "Target disgorges a box that he believes to contain his soul ",
5561 "5560": "Target disgorges a brick of solid chlorine ",
5562 "5561": "Target disgorges a bucket filled with eyeballs ",
5563 "5562": "Target disgorges a bushel of razor-sharp shards of glass ",
5564 "5563": "Target disgorges a bushel of rotten apples ",
5565 "5564": "Target disgorges a corked bottle containing a mysterious note ",
5566 "5565": "Target disgorges a corked bottle containing a powerless genie ",
5567 "5566": "Target disgorges a dragon's egg ",
5568 "5567": "Target disgorges a full-sized statue of a nearby ally ",
5569 "5568": "Target disgorges a gelatinous mass writhing with tentacles ",
5570 "5569": "Target disgorges a healthy specimen of some extinct species ",
5571 "5570": "Target disgorges a homunculus ",
5572 "5571": "Target disgorges a huge quantity of raisins, dates, and figs ",
5573 "5572": "Target disgorges a large hourglass nearly empty of sand ",
5574 "5573": "Target disgorges a large slab of marble ",
5575 "5574": "Target disgorges a map to his home ",
5576 "5575": "Target disgorges a one-half-size clone of the caster ",
5577 "5576": "Target disgorges a pair eyeglasses granting the wearer True Sight ",
5578 "5577": "Target disgorges a slimy slug as long and thick as his arm ",
5579 "5578": "Target disgorges a small and long-lost artifact of great power ",
5580 "5579": "Target disgorges a small but detailed replica of a nearby castle ",
5581 "5580": "Target disgorges a small trampoline ",
5582 "5581": "Target disgorges a stone that explodes on contact with ice ",
5583 "5582": "Target disgorges a stone that will kill him if he touches it ",
5584 "5583": "Target disgorges a ten foot column of aluminum one foot thick ",
5585 "5584": "Target disgorges a two-foot square pane of glass ",
5586 "5585": "Target disgorges a vial containing a powerful but unknown potion ",
5587 "5586": "Target disgorges a vial containing the antidote to every poison ",
5588 "5587": "Target disgorges an egg that can freeze 1,000 cubic feet of water ",
5589 "5588": "Target disgorges an egg that, if broken, turns into a small boat ",
5590 "5589": "Target disgorges an entire trombone, minus the mouthpiece ",
5591 "5590": "Target disgorges an exact copy of the clothes he's now wearing ",
5592 "5591": "Target disgorges an intricate but badly rusted clockwork device ",
5593 "5592": "Target disgorges his own full-grown clone, which then attacks him ",
5594 "5593": "Target disgorges several gallons of house paint ",
5595 "5594": "Target disgorges several gallons of viscous, highly adhesive goo ",
5596 "5595": "Target disgorges the crown of the nearest king ",
5597 "5596": "Target disgorges the front door of his home ",
5598 "5597": "Target doesn't age until he next speaks ",
5599 "5598": "Target doesn't age while bald ",
5600 "5599": "Target doesn't age while holding a gold coin in his mouth ",
5601 "5600": "Target doesn't age while in the caster's presence ",
5602 "5601": "Target doesn't age while naked ",
5603 "5602": "Target doesn't age while wearing a wet hat ",
5604 "5603": "Target doesn't age while weeping ",
5605 "5604": "Target doesn't need to eat, drink, or breathe for 2d4-1 days ",
5606 "5605": "Target doesn't need to sleep for 4d20 days ",
5607 "5606": "Target donates 2d10 hit points to the caster ",
5608 "5607": "Target drowns for 1d6 rounds but is fine afterward ",
5609 "5608": "Target earns 50 gold pieces when his attacks cause maximum damage ",
5610 "5609": "Target embraces a wacky cult founded by a hack writer ",
5611 "5610": "Target endeavors to buy a controlling interest in the kingdom ",
5612 "5611": "Target endlessly frets that he'll die in 1d10 rounds ",
5613 "5612": "Target endlessly frets that he's doomed to be eaten by a dragon ",
5614 "5613": "Target experiences bone-chilling cold when his head is touched ",
5615 "5614": "Target experiences clairvoyance when he is burned ",
5616 "5615": "Target experiences heart-rending grief whenever he uses magic ",
5617 "5616": "Target experiences intense vertigo when he draws a weapon ",
5618 "5617": "Target experiences searing pain when his skin is touched ",
5619 "5618": "Target experiences soul-wrenching pain if he stands upright ",
5620 "5619": "Target experiences transcendent euphoria when his blood is drawn ",
5621 "5620": "Target experiences vague nostalgia whenever he's wounded ",
5622 "5621": "Target exudes a scent 50% likely disgust any given person ",
5623 "5622": "Target exudes a scent like something dredged from the ocean floor ",
5624 "5623": "Target exudes a scent reminiscent of decaying skunks ",
5625 "5624": "Target exudes a scent reminiscent of the bottom of the ocean ",
5626 "5625": "Target exudes a scent that attracts carnivores ",
5627 "5626": "Target exudes a scent that causes conifers to shed their needles ",
5628 "5627": "Target exudes a scent that causes fires to burn pale green ",
5629 "5628": "Target exudes a scent that causes food to spoil quickly ",
5630 "5629": "Target exudes a scent that easily can be tracked for miles ",
5631 "5630": "Target exudes a scent that induces sleep in birds ",
5632 "5631": "Target exudes a scent that inspires attracts bats ",
5633 "5632": "Target exudes a scent that inspires fear in earth elementals ",
5634 "5633": "Target exudes a scent that inspires intense bloodlust ",
5635 "5634": "Target exudes a scent that inspires loyalty in wolves ",
5636 "5635": "Target exudes a scent that inspires rage in hoofed animals ",
5637 "5636": "Target exudes a scent that is strongly enticing to undead ",
5638 "5637": "Target exudes a scent that is strongly offensive to undead ",
5639 "5638": "Target exudes a scent that makes Dwarves' eyes water ",
5640 "5639": "Target exudes a scent that makes other people's hair fall out ",
5641 "5640": "Target exudes a scent that makes people ignore him ",
5642 "5641": "Target exudes a scent that obscures infravision ",
5643 "5642": "Target exudes a scent that protects metal from natural rust ",
5644 "5643": "Target exudes a scent that repels gnomes ",
5645 "5644": "Target exudes an offensive stench but refuses to believe it ",
5646 "5645": "Target fails at his next attempt at fine manual dexterity ",
5647 "5646": "Target falls asleep for one hour per hit point he currently lacks ",
5648 "5647": "Target fanatically defends the caster for 1d10 rounds ",
5649 "5648": "Target fears any subsequent magic used by the caster ",
5650 "5649": "Target fears that all of his efforts are for naught ",
5651 "5650": "Target feels as if he's walking on a high tightrope ",
5652 "5651": "Target feels as if he's wearing an enormous hat made of lead ",
5653 "5652": "Target feels as if his clothes are trying to digest him ",
5654 "5653": "Target feels as if his clothes have turned to steel ",
5655 "5654": "Target feels as if someone else is wearing his clothes right now ",
5656 "5655": "Target feels as if thorns have sprouted in his clothes ",
5657 "5656": "Target feels as though a huge rodent is gnawing on his spine ",
5658 "5657": "Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of butter ",
5659 "5658": "Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of cement ",
5660 "5659": "Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of flour ",
5661 "5660": "Target feels as though he just ate three pounds of parchment ",
5662 "5661": "Target feels as though he just swallowed a python ",
5663 "5662": "Target feels as though he's been splashed with boiling water ",
5664 "5663": "Target feels as though he's being swallowed by a python ",
5665 "5664": "Target feels as though he's having a baby ",
5666 "5665": "Target feels as though he's having a heart attack ",
5667 "5666": "Target feels as though he's having teeth extracted ",
5668 "5667": "Target feels as though his allies have abandoned him ",
5669 "5668": "Target feels as though his internal organs are melting ",
5670 "5669": "Target feels as though his teeth are spinning in his mouth ",
5671 "5670": "Target feels as though his wounds have been completely healed ",
5672 "5671": "Target feels as though one of his arms is being amputated ",
5673 "5672": "Target feels compelled to abandon whatever faith he now follows ",
5674 "5673": "Target feels compelled to attain godhood by the end of the week ",
5675 "5674": "Target feels compelled to burn all of his clothing ",
5676 "5675": "Target feels compelled to desecrate a shrine to his deity ",
5677 "5676": "Target feels compelled to find a faith that contradicts his own ",
5678 "5677": "Target feels compelled to martyr himself for someone else's deity ",
5679 "5678": "Target feels compelled to mummify himself as soon as possible ",
5680 "5679": "Target feels compelled to warn anyone he's about to attack ",
5681 "5680": "Target feels his bones shake like a bundle of sticks ",
5682 "5681": "Target feels his bones slowly disintegrating ",
5683 "5682": "Target feels icy water dripping on him during every battle ",
5684 "5683": "Target feels like he's having the time of his life ",
5685 "5684": "Target feels that the direction of gravity has skewed by 10� ",
5686 "5685": "Target feels the ground shake as during a powerful earthquake ",
5687 "5686": "Target finds a blade that can't be broken by any physical force ",
5688 "5687": "Target finds a book describing the methods of brain surgery ",
5689 "5688": "Target finds a box that damages the sanity of any who look in it ",
5690 "5689": "Target finds a canopic jar containing his own vital organs ",
5691 "5690": "Target finds a cursed vault containing 1d100 bars of gold ",
5692 "5691": "Target finds a foot-long bar of indestructible glass ",
5693 "5692": "Target finds a glass vial containing a highly volatile liquid ",
5694 "5693": "Target finds a huge cache of real but worthless currency ",
5695 "5694": "Target finds a huge leech attached somewhere on his body ",
5696 "5695": "Target finds a large diamond and guards it obsessively ",
5697 "5696": "Target finds a large sack filled with powdered bone ",
5698 "5697": "Target finds a list of command words but doesn't know for what ",
5699 "5698": "Target finds a magical ring enabling him to command amphibians ",
5700 "5699": "Target finds a mysterious and compelling piece of sculpture ",
5701 "5700": "Target finds a new, functioning limb that he didn't know he had ",
5702 "5701": "Target finds a potion affects the person nearest its imbiber ",
5703 "5702": "Target finds a potion that either resurrects or destroys a corpse ",
5704 "5703": "Target finds a pouch containing 1d10 super-intelligent mice ",
5705 "5704": "Target finds a pouch containing curds and whey ",
5706 "5705": "Target finds a pouch containing exact copies of his hands ",
5707 "5706": "Target finds a recipe for creating human life in a jar ",
5708 "5707": "Target finds a shield +4 that only he can lift ",
5709 "5708": "Target finds a text personally written by his deity ",
5710 "5709": "Target finds a text that he wrote but doesn't remember writing ",
5711 "5710": "Target finds an arsenal stocked with simulated weapons ",
5712 "5711": "Target finds himself imprisoned in a mausoleum far from here ",
5713 "5712": "Target finds the sight of blood intoxicating ",
5714 "5713": "Target finds the sight of male magic users to be enormously funny ",
5715 "5714": "Target finds the sound of his own voice to be horrifying ",
5716 "5715": "Target finds the thought of his own death strangely comforting ",
5717 "5716": "Target finds two doses of a Potion of Resurrection ",
5718 "5717": "Target flees from anyone who addresses him by name ",
5719 "5718": "Target flees into the forest if struck by magic in the next turn ",
5720 "5719": "Target flies into a panic if anyone sees him eating ",
5721 "5720": "Target flies into a panic if he sees other people eating ",
5722 "5721": "Target flies into a rage and attacks the person nearest to him ",
5723 "5722": "Target flies into a rage whenever he draws blood ",
5724 "5723": "Target forgets 1d4 of his allies ",
5725 "5724": "Target forgets everything said to him in the past 1d6 hours ",
5726 "5725": "Target forgets his family and where he lives ",
5727 "5726": "Target forgets his name and doesn't believe that he ever had one ",
5728 "5727": "Target forgets how to ascend stairs and ladders ",
5729 "5728": "Target forgets how to feed himself ",
5730 "5729": "Target forgets how to sleep ",
5731 "5730": "Target forgets how to use any magic item he's now carrying ",
5732 "5731": "Target forgets how to use any weapon containing metal ",
5733 "5732": "Target forgets how to use doors ",
5734 "5733": "Target forgets how to walk but not how to run ",
5735 "5734": "Target forgets that his allies know who he is ",
5736 "5735": "Target forgets the last 1d12 hours ",
5737 "5736": "Target forgets the last 1d4 years ",
5738 "5737": "Target forgets whatever mission or quest he is now undertaking ",
5739 "5738": "Target formally changes his name to 'Target' ",
5740 "5739": "Target freezes solid if he's injured while standing in snow ",
5741 "5740": "Target freezes solid the next time he enters an underground lake ",
5742 "5741": "Target gains 1d10 permanent hit points but must Save or die ",
5743 "5742": "Target gains 1d100 hit points that then vanish, one per round ",
5744 "5743": "Target gains 1d100 pounds over that many rounds ",
5745 "5744": "Target gains 1d100 temporary hit points that last until sunset ",
5746 "5745": "Target gains 1d20 hit points and immediately loses another 1d20 ",
5747 "5746": "Target gains a level and is restored to full hit points ",
5748 "5747": "Target gains a level but is stricken blind for 1d4 months ",
5749 "5748": "Target gains a level but loses all but 1d4 of his hit points ",
5750 "5749": "Target gains a level but one of his arms turns to steam forever ",
5751 "5750": "Target gains a level if he permanently severs his dominant hand ",
5752 "5751": "Target gains a level the next time he's cut by a magical blade ",
5753 "5752": "Target gains a permanent 1d4-1 bonus to his Armor Class ",
5754 "5753": "Target gains a point of Strength but loses 1d100 hit points ",
5755 "5754": "Target gains a point of Wisdom but loses two points of Strength ",
5756 "5755": "Target gains a powerful magical ally whose motives are unknown ",
5757 "5756": "Target gains a profound insight the next time he touches gold ",
5758 "5757": "Target gains a title based on his actions in the next 1d6 rounds ",
5759 "5758": "Target gains access to an elite secret society ",
5760 "5759": "Target gains benefit from food only if eaten while he's naked ",
5761 "5760": "Target gains no hit points from his next advancement in level ",
5762 "5761": "Target gains one level but can never gain another ",
5763 "5762": "Target gains only a single hit point from any magical healing ",
5764 "5763": "Target gains proficiency in the use of some unlikely weapon ",
5765 "5764": "Target gains the respect of a man soon to be executed for treason ",
5766 "5765": "Target gains the respect of kobolds, who long to be just like him ",
5767 "5766": "Target gains two levels if he kills and eats a human before dawn ",
5768 "5767": "Target gains valuable insight into the nature of ventriloquism ",
5769 "5768": "Target gets 1,000 gold pieces if he cuts off his foot right now ",
5770 "5769": "Target gets 100 gold pieces for each finger he cuts from his hand ",
5771 "5770": "Target gives his most prized possession to the caster ",
5772 "5771": "Target gives his weapon to the person standing nearest to him ",
5773 "5772": "Target glows bright blue until he's burned by magical fire ",
5774 "5773": "Target glows bright blue until he's struck by magic ",
5775 "5774": "Target glows bright blue until he's wounded by his own weapon ",
5776 "5775": "Target glows bright blue while under any magical effect ",
5777 "5776": "Target glows with a bright, rainbow aura while moving stealthily ",
5778 "5777": "Target glows with angelic light whenever he uses a magic item ",
5779 "5778": "Target goes berserk if any of his allies injure him ",
5780 "5779": "Target goes berserk if he eats meat in the next 24 hours ",
5781 "5780": "Target goes berserk if he sees anyone burned by fire ",
5782 "5781": "Target goes berserk if he sees anyone eating meat ",
5783 "5782": "Target goes berserk if he touches gold in the next 1d6 rounds ",
5784 "5783": "Target goes berserk if he's currently carrying any magic items ",
5785 "5784": "Target goes into a homicidal rage for 1d8 rounds, then passes out ",
5786 "5785": "Target goes into a homicidal rage for 1d8 rounds, then vanishes ",
5787 "5786": "Target goes into a homicidal rage whenever he removes his shoes ",
5788 "5787": "Target goes into a homicidal rage whenever he sheathes his weapon ",
5789 "5788": "Target goes totally and dangerously insane until sunset ",
5790 "5789": "Target grows an additional 1d8 fingers ",
5791 "5790": "Target grows an additional pair of ears atop his head ",
5792 "5791": "Target grows an additional pair of eyes somewhere on his face ",
5793 "5792": "Target has 1d100 tiny steel spheres embedded in his skin ",
5794 "5793": "Target has 25 Intelligence for 1d4 turns ",
5795 "5794": "Target has 25 Strength for 1d4 rounds ",
5796 "5795": "Target has a +1 Armor Class bonus while it's raining ",
5797 "5796": "Target has a +2 Armor Class bonus while barefoot ",
5798 "5797": "Target has a +5 Armor Class bonus until sunset tomorrow ",
5799 "5798": "Target has a -1 Armor Class penalty while wielding a weapon ",
5800 "5799": "Target has a -2 Armor Class penalty while it's raining ",
5801 "5800": "Target has a blowhole in the back of his neck ",
5802 "5801": "Target has a colony of bees living in his skull ",
5803 "5802": "Target has a compartment in his torso able to carry small items ",
5804 "5803": "Target has a complete but false memory of the past 24 hours ",
5805 "5804": "Target has a doppelganger slave that looks just like the caster ",
5806 "5805": "Target has a flawless sense of direction ",
5807 "5806": "Target has a flawless sense of direction 50% of the time ",
5808 "5807": "Target has a flawless sense of direction while naked ",
5809 "5808": "Target has a hole in his forehead as large as his fist ",
5810 "5809": "Target has a hole in his torso big enough to accommodate his head ",
5811 "5810": "Target has a key that attracts lightning ",
5812 "5811": "Target has a key that can make non-magical locks invisible ",
5813 "5812": "Target has a key that can permanently fuse one non-magical lock ",
5814 "5813": "Target has a key that locks something that doesn't have a lock ",
5815 "5814": "Target has a key that prevents nearby keys from working properly ",
5816 "5815": "Target has a key that turns one lock to pure, solid gold ",
5817 "5816": "Target has a key that unlocks 99% of all non-magical locks ",
5818 "5817": "Target has a key that unlocks a secret door to another universe ",
5819 "5818": "Target has a key that works only once but will open any one lock ",
5820 "5819": "Target has a large and heavy padlock around his neck ",
5821 "5820": "Target has a large apple stuck in his mouth for 1d4 days ",
5822 "5821": "Target has a legitimate grievance against the caster ",
5823 "5822": "Target has a mane like a lion ",
5824 "5823": "Target has a permanent +4 ToHit and +4 Damage bonus vs the caster ",
5825 "5824": "Target has a permanent -4 ToHit penalty versus others of his race ",
5826 "5825": "Target has a raised, square protuberance jutting from his chest ",
5827 "5826": "Target has a relief of the caster's face embossed on his back ",
5828 "5827": "Target has a scar on his forehead as though clumsily lobotomized ",
5829 "5828": "Target has a secret name that, if spoken, causes him to race home ",
5830 "5829": "Target has a secret name that, if spoken, teleports him 2d8 miles ",
5831 "5830": "Target has a secret name that, if spoken, will change his sex ",
5832 "5831": "Target has a secret name that, if spoken, will kill him outright ",
5833 "5832": "Target has a seizure lasting 1d6 hours when he uses a magic item ",
5834 "5833": "Target has a seizure lasting 8d8 rounds, after which he is Healed ",
5835 "5834": "Target has a seizure lasting until he's struck by magic ",
5836 "5835": "Target has a small lamp in his forehead like a miner's helmet ",
5837 "5836": "Target has a small lump on his forehead like a horseshoe ",
5838 "5837": "Target has a small steel ring jutting from each shoulder blade ",
5839 "5838": "Target has a star-shaped hole running completely through his head ",
5840 "5839": "Target has a steel band around his ankle like tagged wildlife ",
5841 "5840": "Target has a steel bolt running completely through his head ",
5842 "5841": "Target has a strange tattoo that, if touched, causes him to weep ",
5843 "5842": "Target has a sword that he thinks can command an undead army ",
5844 "5843": "Target has a sword that he thinks can make him invisible to Elves ",
5845 "5844": "Target has a sword that he thinks can slay dragons easily ",
5846 "5845": "Target has a sword that he thinks makes him a charismatic leader ",
5847 "5846": "Target has a tiny compartment beneath one of his fingernails ",
5848 "5847": "Target has a violent coughing fit that persists until sunrise ",
5849 "5848": "Target has a violent coughing fit whenever he uses a magic item ",
5850 "5849": "Target has a virus that will kill him in 4d6 hours unless cured ",
5851 "5850": "Target has a wooden bucket firmly affixed to his head ",
5852 "5851": "Target has an exact copy of everything now carried by the caster ",
5853 "5852": "Target has an immediate 50/50 chance to die or be totally healed ",
5854 "5853": "Target has an immediate 50/50 chance to die or become a demigod ",
5855 "5854": "Target has an immobilizing steel brace on one of his legs ",
5856 "5855": "Target has an overpowering fear of other members of his race ",
5857 "5856": "Target has an overpowering fear of shoes and other footwear ",
5858 "5857": "Target has been controlled for years by a powerful, unseen entity ",
5859 "5858": "Target has been controlled for years by a secret committee ",
5860 "5859": "target has been controlled for years by agents of the king ",
5861 "5860": "Target has been controlled for years by an orbiting satellite ",
5862 "5861": "Target has been targeted for sacrifice by some monstrous cult ",
5863 "5862": "Target has committed unspeakable acts in his deity's name ",
5864 "5863": "Target has committed unspeakable acts in his deity's temple ",
5865 "5864": "Target has committed unspeakable acts involving livestock ",
5866 "5865": "Target has committed unspeakable acts involving orcs and Dwarves ",
5867 "5866": "Target has committed unspeakable acts involving the king's horse ",
5868 "5867": "Target has his name tattooed all over his body ",
5869 "5868": "Target has in his possession an item that is literally impossible ",
5870 "5869": "Target has in his possession something precious to the caster ",
5871 "5870": "Target has innumerable feathers stuck to his skin ",
5872 "5871": "Target has inspiring hallucinations about his future career ",
5873 "5872": "Target has inspiring hallucinations about his life after death ",
5874 "5873": "Target has ironclad proof that all of this is an illusion ",
5875 "5874": "Target has ironclad proof that everyone he knows doesn't exist ",
5876 "5875": "Target has ironclad proof that he's a prophesied savior ",
5877 "5876": "Target has ironclad proof that he's dead ",
5878 "5877": "Target has ironclad proof that he's really the caster ",
5879 "5878": "Target has ironclad proof that he's the caster's father and son ",
5880 "5879": "Target has ironclad proof that the apocalypse will be tomorrow ",
5881 "5880": "Target has ironclad proof that the caster doesn't exist ",
5882 "5881": "Target has no idea of where he is or what he's doing ",
5883 "5882": "Target has no natural visible form; his appearance is an illusion ",
5884 "5883": "Target has numerous stigmata and attracts countless disciples ",
5885 "5884": "Target has numerous stigmata and fears that the end is nigh ",
5886 "5885": "Target has numerous stigmata and is persecuted as a heretic ",
5887 "5886": "Target has numerous stigmata, as foretold by prophesy ",
5888 "5887": "Target has only one hit point per level for the next 1d4 days ",
5889 "5888": "Target has only one hit point per point of Wisdom for 2d8 days ",
5890 "5889": "Target has owed the caster 1d10 gold pieces for 2d10 years ",
5891 "5890": "Target has prominent mandibles like an ant ",
5892 "5891": "Target has six eyes spaced evenly around his skull ",
5893 "5892": "Target has stolen large sums of money from each of his allies ",
5894 "5893": "Target has terrifying hallucinations about his own birth ",
5895 "5894": "Target has terrifying hallucinations about his own death ",
5896 "5895": "Target has the caster's name tattooed all over his body ",
5897 "5896": "Target has the head and right arm of a common housefly ",
5898 "5897": "Target has three identical faces spaced evenly around his skull ",
5899 "5898": "Target has ugly, thorny projections along both of his arms ",
5900 "5899": "Target has visions depicting the true nature of magic ",
5901 "5900": "Target has visions of a future full of incomprehensible wonders ",
5902 "5901": "Target has visions of a future in which he's worshipped as a god ",
5903 "5902": "Target has visions of a past that seems more real than his own ",
5904 "5903": "Target has visions of a transcendently beautiful city in the sky ",
5905 "5904": "Target has visions of his slow and torturous dismemberment ",
5906 "5905": "Target has visions of the future involving no one he recognizes ",
5907 "5906": "Target has visions of waiting in line for eternity ",
5908 "5907": "Target has waited years for a custom-designed breastplate ",
5909 "5908": "Target hasn't slept in 1d100 days ",
5910 "5909": "Target hasn't slept since he last spoke with royalty ",
5911 "5910": "Target hates his nearest ally as much as his most bitter enemy ",
5912 "5911": "Target hears cheers and applause whenever his blood is drawn ",
5913 "5912": "Target hears his own voice betraying his secrets to everyone ",
5914 "5913": "Target hears his own voice castigating him for his many failures ",
5915 "5914": "Target hears his own voice endlessly chanting his own name ",
5916 "5915": "Target hears his own voice screaming in his ears until sunrise ",
5917 "5916": "Target hears his own voice whispering words of comfort to him ",
5918 "5917": "Target hears malevolent voices all around him ",
5919 "5918": "Target hears the clattering of swords at all times ",
5920 "5919": "Target hears the clattering of swords while his weapon is drawn ",
5921 "5920": "Target hears the crash of cymbals whenever he uses a magic item ",
5922 "5921": "Target hears the noisy buzzing of countless bees at all times ",
5923 "5922": "Target hears thunder booming all around him, but no one else does ",
5924 "5923": "Target hoots like a foghorn when struck by magic after sunset ",
5925 "5924": "Target increases in size and mass by 10% ",
5926 "5925": "Target inflicts superficial wounds upon himself whenever possible ",
5927 "5926": "Target inherits a collection of festive commemorative spoons ",
5928 "5927": "Target insists on wearing a bucket on his head for 1d4 weeks ",
5929 "5928": "Target insists that his body is real and spectacular ",
5930 "5929": "Target inspires homicidal rage in some common non-magical species ",
5931 "5930": "Target is 5% likely to vanish forever each time he says his name ",
5932 "5931": "Target is 10% likely to attack anyone who says his name ",
5933 "5932": "Target is 10% likely to be dragged into orbit around the planet ",
5934 "5933": "Target is 10% likely to change sex when burned by magical fire ",
5935 "5934": "Target is 10% likely to contract leprosy when injured by magic ",
5936 "5935": "Target is 10% likely to lose 1d4 hit points in any given hour ",
5937 "5936": "Target is 10% likely to see any invisible creature or object ",
5938 "5937": "Target is 10% likely to strangle himself whenever he uses rope ",
5939 "5938": "Target is 10% likely to turn to a wooden statue when he sleeps ",
5940 "5939": "Target is 15% likely to be attacked by any horse he passes ",
5941 "5940": "Target is 15% likely to die when he next sees an illusion ",
5942 "5941": "Target is 20% likely to be healed by any poison he drinks ",
5943 "5942": "Target is 20% likely to be healed instead of injured by fire ",
5944 "5943": "Target is 20% likely to disbelieve any illusion he sees ",
5945 "5944": "Target is 20% likely to drown when burned by magical fire ",
5946 "5945": "Target is 20% likely to explode when burned by magical fire ",
5947 "5946": "Target is 20% likely to gain a level when next struck by magic ",
5948 "5947": "Target is 20% likely to take no damage if cut by a blade ",
5949 "5948": "Target is 20% likely to think that he's undead if undead are near ",
5950 "5949": "Target is 20% likely to turn invisible when injured by fire ",
5951 "5950": "Target is 30% likely to be able to summarize any book he kisses ",
5952 "5951": "Target is 40% likely to attack any priest who approaches him ",
5953 "5952": "Target is 80% likely to die if Remove Curse is cast upon him ",
5954 "5953": "Target is a carrier of some magical disease ",
5955 "5954": "Target is at the heart of a thunderstorm, but no one else sees it ",
5956 "5955": "Target is actually a remotely-operated simulacrum ",
5957 "5956": "Target is acutely hungry for 5d6 days, no matter how much he eats ",
5958 "5957": "Target is affected by Reverse Gravity for 1d4 weeks ",
5959 "5958": "Target is afflicted with leprosy for one month, then he's healed ",
5960 "5959": "Target is afflicted with lycanthropy until the next full moon ",
5961 "5960": "Target is an immortal simply masquerading in this current form ",
5962 "5961": "Target is arrested for smuggling some illegal substance ",
5963 "5962": "Target is attacked by 1d1000 tiny skeletal bats ",
5964 "5963": "Target is attacked by 6d12 housecats ",
5965 "5964": "Target is attacked by a monster that no one else can see or hear ",
5966 "5965": "Target is attacked by dozens of cows ",
5967 "5966": "Target is attacked by dozens of crows ",
5968 "5967": "Target is attacked by everyone within 50 yards ",
5969 "5968": "Target is attacked by moths as if he were made of wool ",
5970 "5969": "Target is attacked by teeming vermin visible only to him ",
5971 "5970": "Target is attacked by the nearest boulder ",
5972 "5971": "Target is blind until he wets his hair ",
5973 "5972": "Target is blind while his hair is wet ",
5974 "5973": "Target is blown back 3d10 yards and loses that many hit points ",
5975 "5974": "Target is bound by fine but very durable silver chains ",
5976 "5975": "Target is briefly blinded by a dense cloud of powdered sugar ",
5977 "5976": "Target is briefly blinded by countless flies swarming around him ",
5978 "5977": "Target is buffeted by mighty winds that affect no one else ",
5979 "5978": "Target is buried by a heap of mildewed potato peelings ",
5980 "5979": "Target is buried by a sudden avalanche; no one else is affected ",
5981 "5980": "Target is buried up to his knees in burning coals ",
5982 "5981": "Target is buried up to his knees in shiny new gold coins ",
5983 "5982": "Target is captured for use in laboratory testing of cosmetics ",
5984 "5983": "Target is carried high into the air by a flock of magpies ",
5985 "5984": "Target is carrying a bucket of chum and must carry it until dawn ",
5986 "5985": "Target is carrying a huge sack full of moldy rabbit pelts ",
5987 "5986": "Target is caught in a violent hailstorm; no one else is affected ",
5988 "5987": "Target is certain that a powerful entity is stalking him ",
5989 "5988": "Target is certain that a vile monster is hiding in a nearby cave ",
5990 "5989": "Target is certain that all of his allies have betrayed him ",
5991 "5990": "Target is certain that he has the patronage of a powerful entity ",
5992 "5991": "Target is certain that he was constructed in a laboratory ",
5993 "5992": "Target is certain that he'll become a god if he dies in combat ",
5994 "5993": "Target is certain that he'll die by sunset ",
5995 "5994": "Target is certain that he's a plant-based creature ",
5996 "5995": "Target is certain that he's about to become king ",
5997 "5996": "Target is certain that he's as fragile as glass ",
5998 "5997": "Target is certain that he's bleeding profusely ",
5999 "5998": "Target is certain that he's immortal ",
6000 "5999": "Target is certain that he's invulnerable until sunset ",
6001 "6000": "Target is certain that he's standing at the center of a huge fire ",
6002 "6001": "Target is chained into the highest branches of a tall tree nearby ",
6003 "6002": "Target is coated in a delicious honey glaze like a ham ",
6004 "6003": "Target is coated in boiling pitch and takes damage accordingly ",
6005 "6004": "Target is completely enclosed by a layer of living flesh ",
6006 "6005": "Target is constricted as though squeezed by an invisible python ",
6007 "6006": "Target is covered by a suit of field plate armor, made of glass ",
6008 "6007": "Target is covered by a thick shawl of fetid vulture feathers ",
6009 "6008": "Target is covered by coarse and musky wool like a yak ",
6010 "6009": "Target is covered by dozens of slugs and snails ",
6011 "6010": "Target is covered by thick, ugly scales for an AC bonus of 1 ",
6012 "6011": "Target is discovered to be a remotely operated machine ",
6013 "6012": "Target is discovered to be an agent of the king ",
6014 "6013": "Target is discovered to be the real heir to the throne ",
6015 "6014": "Target is discovered to be the true owner of caster's home ",
6016 "6015": "Target is discovered to engage in decadent cannibalistic rituals ",
6017 "6016": "Target is dragged along the ground into the nearest open grave ",
6018 "6017": "Target is dragged halfway to the shore of the nearest river ",
6019 "6018": "Target is draped in a gossamer shawl impervious to fire ",
6020 "6019": "Target is draped in filthy funerary dressing ",
6021 "6020": "Target is draped in foul-smelling seaweed ",
6022 "6021": "Target is draped in threads that can only be cut under moonlight ",
6023 "6022": "Target is dreadfully afraid of the spell's target point ",
6024 "6023": "Target is dreadfully homesick for some place he's never been ",
6025 "6024": "Target is dressed like a court jester ",
6026 "6025": "Target is dressed like a crazed anchorite ",
6027 "6026": "Target is dressed like a pig at a luau ",
6028 "6027": "Target is dressed like one of the royal family ",
6029 "6028": "Target is driven halfway through the nearest tree ",
6030 "6029": "Target is driven like a thumbtack into the ground up to his neck ",
6031 "6030": "Target is encased in a glass box quickly filling with water ",
6032 "6031": "Target is encased in a large, hollow sphere of ice ",
6033 "6032": "Target is encased in a marble sarcophagus ",
6034 "6033": "Target is encased in a sealed wicker basket ",
6035 "6034": "Target is encased in a skin-tight plaster cast ",
6036 "6035": "Target is encased in an airtight steel capsule ",
6037 "6036": "Target is encircled by a chest-high wall of packed snow ",
6038 "6037": "Target is encircled by a waist-high, electrified iron fence ",
6039 "6038": "Target is encircled by a zone of intense cold ",
6040 "6039": "Target is encircled by a zone of pure vacuum ",
6041 "6040": "Target is encircled by an electrified fence ",
6042 "6041": "Target is encircled by an illusory wall of chattering skulls ",
6043 "6042": "Target is encircled by tall icicles, each as thick as his leg ",
6044 "6043": "Target is enclosed for one hour in an impenetrable 10-foot sphere ",
6045 "6044": "Target is enclosed in a shrinking steel cage ",
6046 "6045": "Target is enraged beyond all rational control ",
6047 "6046": "Target is ensconced in velvet ",
6048 "6047": "Target is ensnared by some distant spellcaster's Summoning spell ",
6049 "6048": "Target is especially receptive to Commands for the next 24 hours ",
6050 "6049": "Target is fearless as long as he wears the shoes he's wearing now ",
6051 "6050": "Target is forever immune to all non-magical disease ",
6052 "6051": "Target is forever immune to heatstroke ",
6053 "6052": "Target is forever immune to hypothermia ",
6054 "6053": "Target is forever immune to lycanthropy ",
6055 "6054": "Target is found to be a persecuted victim needing caster's help ",
6056 "6055": "Target is fully healed if he's slain while standing in snow ",
6057 "6056": "Target is harassed by skeletal crows ",
6058 "6057": "Target is haunted by the endless screams of damned souls ",
6059 "6058": "Target is healed of all damage, but his clothes and gear vanish ",
6060 "6059": "Target is held personally responsible for some distant atrocity ",
6061 "6060": "Target is held personally responsible for the decay of society ",
6062 "6061": "Target is highly magical and dies if Dispel Magic is cast on him ",
6063 "6062": "Target is highly magical and is quickly recognized by magic users ",
6064 "6063": "Target is holding an anvil and can't put it down for 2d8 rounds ",
6065 "6064": "Target is holding an egg in each hand and must not break them! ",
6066 "6065": "Target is hopelessly lost for 2d10 rounds ",
6067 "6066": "Target is horribly afraid of cooked or salted meat ",
6068 "6067": "Target is horribly scarred, as though shredded and reassembled ",
6069 "6068": "Target is horrified by the sight of female magic users ",
6070 "6069": "Target is horrified by the sound of clattering bones ",
6071 "6070": "Target is identified as the leader of some bizarre cult ",
6072 "6071": "Target is immortal and unaging until he next speaks ",
6073 "6072": "Target is immortal, but he's sentenced to lifelong imprisonment ",
6074 "6073": "Target is immortal, but his arms and legs vanish forever ",
6075 "6074": "Target is immune to air-based magic for 1d4 days ",
6076 "6075": "Target is immune to all attacks by non-magical birds ",
6077 "6076": "Target is immune to all injury until he next speaks ",
6078 "6077": "Target is immune to all swords now within one mile ",
6079 "6078": "Target is immune to any wounds inflicted by humans for 4d6 hours ",
6080 "6079": "Target is immune to area-effect magic for 1d4 days ",
6081 "6080": "Target is immune to beneficial magic for 2d4 days ",
6082 "6081": "Target is immune to charm-based spells or attacks for 1d4 weeks ",
6083 "6082": "Target is immune to Charms and Enchantments for 1d4 weeks ",
6084 "6083": "Target is immune to electrical attacks while carrying metal ",
6085 "6084": "Target is immune to his allies' magic ",
6086 "6085": "Target is immune to his allies' magic for 10d10 rounds ",
6087 "6086": "Target is immune to his own magic and attacks for 1d4 hours ",
6088 "6087": "Target is immune to hostile magic for 1d4 days ",
6089 "6088": "Target is immune to illusions until dawn tomorrow ",
6090 "6089": "Target is immune to injuries inflicted by wood in daylight ",
6091 "6090": "Target is immune to inorganic poisons for 1d4 months ",
6092 "6091": "Target is immune to light-based magic until sunset tomorrow ",
6093 "6092": "Target is immune to lightning ",
6094 "6093": "Target is immune to magical cold while naked ",
6095 "6094": "Target is immune to magical diseases for one week ",
6096 "6095": "Target is immune to magical fire while naked ",
6097 "6096": "Target is immune to magical healing ",
6098 "6097": "Target is immune to missile weapons for 6d8 hours ",
6099 "6098": "Target is immune to necromantic magic until he uses a magic item ",
6100 "6099": "Target is immune to non-magical diseases ",
6101 "6100": "Target is immune to non-magical extremes of weather ",
6102 "6101": "Target is immune to normal fire while wearing these clothes ",
6103 "6102": "Target is immune to piercing weapons, such as stilettos, etc. ",
6104 "6103": "Target is immune to poisons, but meat is highly toxic to him ",
6105 "6104": "Target is immune to polymorph magic ",
6106 "6105": "Target is immune to smoke inhalation for the rest of his life ",
6107 "6106": "Target is immune to the burning effects of acid for 2d4 days ",
6108 "6107": "Target is immune to the caster's magic for 10d10 rounds ",
6109 "6108": "Target is immune to the crushing pressure of very deep water ",
6110 "6109": "Target is immune to the next 1d10 attacks against him ",
6111 "6110": "Target is immune to the next magical disease he encounters ",
6112 "6111": "Target is implicated in numerous treasonous scandals ",
6113 "6112": "Target is in the middle of a typhoon, but no one else is ",
6114 "6113": "Target is infected with plague ",
6115 "6114": "Target is instantly consumed by vermin if he dies within 24 hours ",
6116 "6115": "Target is intensely drunk for 1d4 rounds after every combat ",
6117 "6116": "Target is invisible to lycanthropes while he's bleeding ",
6118 "6117": "Target is invisible to lycanthropes while they're indoors ",
6119 "6118": "Target is invisible while carrying 1d4 burning torches ",
6120 "6119": "Target is invisible while completely submerged ",
6121 "6120": "Target is invisible while he has an apple in each hand ",
6122 "6121": "Target is invisible while shouting ",
6123 "6122": "Target is invulnerable and invisible until he speaks or moves ",
6124 "6123": "Target is invulnerable to 80% of normal weapons ",
6125 "6124": "Target is invulnerable to any weapon that has already wounded him ",
6126 "6125": "Target is invulnerable to normal weapons and can't wield them ",
6127 "6126": "Target is invulnerable to normal weapons for 1d6 turns ",
6128 "6127": "Target is invulnerable to normal weapons until he inflicts damage ",
6129 "6128": "Target is invulnerable to normal weapons until he wields one ",
6130 "6129": "Target is invulnerable to weapon that he himself forged ",
6131 "6130": "Target is kidnapped to be used as a sacrifice by a religious cult ",
6132 "6131": "Target is kidnapped to be used as in medical experiments ",
6133 "6132": "Target is killed outright if he ever triggers a Chaos Burst ",
6134 "6133": "Target is killed outright if he kills any member of his species ",
6135 "6134": "Target is killed outright if he wounds himself with a sword ",
6136 "6135": "Target is killed outright if struck by a blood relative ",
6137 "6136": "Target is limned by golden light until dawn tomorrow ",
6138 "6137": "Target is liquefied and emerges from a nearby lake fully healed ",
6139 "6138": "Target is liquefied but reforms at full hit points in 1d20 rounds ",
6140 "6139": "Target is liquefied but reforms in a slightly warped shape ",
6141 "6140": "Target is liquefied but returns fully healed during the next rain ",
6142 "6141": "Target is lost in the shuffle ",
6143 "6142": "Target is mesmerized by the sight of lighted candles ",
6144 "6143": "Target is mesmerized by the sound of clinking metal ",
6145 "6144": "Target is nearly paralyzed with terror under the full moon ",
6146 "6145": "Target is now standing 8d10 yards behind the spell's target point ",
6147 "6146": "Target is now standing atop the tallest mountain within 100 miles ",
6148 "6147": "Target is numb to all physical sensation for 3d8 rounds ",
6149 "6148": "Target is obsessed with ridding himself of all skin and hair ",
6150 "6149": "Target is obsessed with ridding himself of all worldly property ",
6151 "6150": "Target is obsessed with ridding himself of his allies ",
6152 "6151": "Target is obsessed with ridding himself of his shadow ",
6153 "6152": "Target is obsessively covetous of some item that he can now see ",
6154 "6153": "Target is obsessively jealous of someone now standing nearby ",
6155 "6154": "Target is obsessively protective of someone now standing nearby ",
6156 "6155": "Target is obsessively protective someone he's never met ",
6157 "6156": "Target is overwhelmingly drunk for 1d4 rounds, then totally sober ",
6158 "6157": "Target is paralyzed by dread when he witnesses magical effects ",
6159 "6158": "Target is pelted by hundreds of acorns ",
6160 "6159": "Target is pelted by snowballs for 1d6 rounds ",
6161 "6160": "Target is pelted by tiny, red hot coals for 1d4 rounds ",
6162 "6161": "Target is pelted like a mink, otter, or beaver ",
6163 "6162": "Target is permanently bloodstained ",
6164 "6163": "Target is permanently invisible to caster but can't attack him ",
6165 "6164": "Target is permanently invisible to himself between dusk and dawn ",
6166 "6165": "Target is permanently rendered 1d100% transparent ",
6167 "6166": "Target is physically exhausted ",
6168 "6167": "Target is poisoned if he touches a book in the next 1d4 days ",
6169 "6168": "Target is pursued by predatory moneylenders ",
6170 "6169": "Target is pursued by ravenous wolves ",
6171 "6170": "Target is pursued by rogue shadows that resemble his own ",
6172 "6171": "Target is pushed through the planet and out to the opposite side ",
6173 "6172": "Target is quarantined by the local Minister of Health ",
6174 "6173": "Target is real but can be disbelieved as if he were an illusion ",
6175 "6174": "Target is real but can be Dispelled as if he were an illusion ",
6176 "6175": "Target is recognized as an escaped slave wherever he goes ",
6177 "6176": "Target is reluctant to engage in combat between sunrise and noon ",
6178 "6177": "Target is reluctant to speak between noon and sunset ",
6179 "6178": "Target is reluctant to wield any weapon with inorganic components ",
6180 "6179": "Target is rendered deaf and blind for 2d10 rounds ",
6181 "6180": "Target is rendered inert for 1d10 turns ",
6182 "6181": "Target is rendered like a cow in an abattoir ",
6183 "6182": "Target is rendered mute for 1d100 rounds ",
6184 "6183": "Target is scarred as though he were pressed against a hot screen ",
6185 "6184": "Target is scarred as though his digestive tract has been removed ",
6186 "6185": "Target is sheathed in a large, living sponge ",
6187 "6186": "Target is sheathed in a plant like a huge pea pod ",
6188 "6187": "Target is sheathed in blood-soaked strips of leather ",
6189 "6188": "Target is sheathed in wax ",
6190 "6189": "Target is shoved to the ground in each of the next 1d10 rounds ",
6191 "6190": "Target is showered by sawdust for 1d10 rounds ",
6192 "6191": "Target is showered by shaved ice for the next 1d10 rounds ",
6193 "6192": "Target is shunned by all other members of his species ",
6194 "6193": "Target is shunned by all that is holy ",
6195 "6194": "Target is shunned by anyone carrying a magic item ",
6196 "6195": "Target is shunned by anyone nearby who is now wounded ",
6197 "6196": "Target is shunned by polite society ",
6198 "6197": "Target is smeared in a coordinated campaign of personal attacks ",
6199 "6198": "Target is smeared in a fluid that suppresses his natural scent ",
6200 "6199": "Target is smeared in lard ",
6201 "6200": "Target is smeared in some kind of fireproof jelly ",
6202 "6201": "Target is so badly disfigured that people flee from him in horror ",
6203 "6202": "Target is sought for arrest because he stole a loaf of bread ",
6204 "6203": "Target is standing knee-deep in a basket full of cobras ",
6205 "6204": "Target is standing knee-deep in a bucket full of manure ",
6206 "6205": "Target is stricken completely hairless ",
6207 "6206": "Target is stricken deaf, blind, and mute for 1d6 rounds ",
6208 "6207": "Target is stricken from any documents that mention him by name ",
6209 "6208": "Target is stricken mute under every full moon ",
6210 "6209": "Target is stricken mute while horses are nearby ",
6211 "6210": "Target is stricken mute while under any magical effect ",
6212 "6211": "Target is struck by lightning for 1d100 hit points of damage ",
6213 "6212": "Target is struck by lightning the next time an ally is wounded ",
6214 "6213": "Target is struck by lightning the next time he draws a weapon ",
6215 "6214": "Target is struck by lightning the next time he enters water ",
6216 "6215": "Target is struck by lightning the next time he speaks ",
6217 "6216": "Target is struck by lightning the next time he uses a magic item ",
6218 "6217": "Target is struck by lightning unless he's currently atop a horse ",
6219 "6218": "Target is stung by a bee as large as an ox ",
6220 "6219": "Target is stung by a bee every time he makes a successful attack ",
6221 "6220": "Target is suddenly acutely aware of any injuries he now has ",
6222 "6221": "Target is suddenly attacked by ruffians ",
6223 "6222": "Target is suddenly holding 1d4 anvils ",
6224 "6223": "Target is suddenly holding a box full of his own bones ",
6225 "6224": "Target is suddenly holding a pair of alligator suitcases ",
6226 "6225": "Target is suddenly holding a pair of magic rings ",
6227 "6226": "Target is suddenly holding an enormous bouquet of roses ",
6228 "6227": "Target is suddenly holding the king's severed head ",
6229 "6228": "Target is suddenly holding the nearest corpse in his arms ",
6230 "6229": "Target is suddenly lying in a four-poster canopy bed ",
6231 "6230": "Target is suddenly lying in his own bed ",
6232 "6231": "Target is suddenly lying on a funeral pyre ",
6233 "6232": "Target is suddenly married to 1d8 additional spouses ",
6234 "6233": "Target is suddenly morbidly obese ",
6235 "6234": "Target is suddenly naked except for a fig leaf ",
6236 "6235": "Target is suddenly on the verge of an important breakthrough ",
6237 "6236": "Target is suddenly on the verge of going berserk ",
6238 "6237": "Target is suddenly on the verge of utter dehydration ",
6239 "6238": "Target is suddenly on the verge of utter exhaustion ",
6240 "6239": "Target is suddenly on the verge of utter panic ",
6241 "6240": "Target is suddenly on the verge of utter starvation ",
6242 "6241": "Target is suddenly packaged in a large cardboard box ",
6243 "6242": "Target is suddenly recognized as everyone's long-lost brother ",
6244 "6243": "Target is suddenly sitting at the base of a nearby waterfall ",
6245 "6244": "Target is suddenly sitting atop someone else's horse ",
6246 "6245": "Target is suddenly sitting atop the tallest waterfall in the land ",
6247 "6246": "Target is suddenly sitting in a bucket full of ice water ",
6248 "6247": "Target is suddenly sitting in a large wooden crate ",
6249 "6248": "Target is suddenly sitting in the bucket of the nearest catapult ",
6250 "6249": "Target is suddenly sitting in the queen's boudoir ",
6251 "6250": "Target is suddenly sitting on an anthill, smeared with honey ",
6252 "6251": "Target is suddenly sitting on the corpse of a fallen ally ",
6253 "6252": "Target is suddenly standing atop a heap of shattered masonry ",
6254 "6253": "Target is suddenly standing atop a rickety and very tall fence ",
6255 "6254": "Target is suddenly standing atop a tall ladder ",
6256 "6255": "Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest corpse ",
6257 "6256": "Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest lookout tower ",
6258 "6257": "Target is suddenly standing atop the nearest sand dune ",
6259 "6258": "Target is suddenly standing in a fetid swamp miles from here ",
6260 "6259": "Target is suddenly standing in the nearest boat ",
6261 "6260": "Target is suddenly standing in the nearest locked treasure vault ",
6262 "6261": "Target is suddenly standing knee-deep in the nearest ocean ",
6263 "6262": "Target is suddenly standing next to his most powerful enemy ",
6264 "6263": "Target is suddenly standing on a trapdoor over a very deep pit ",
6265 "6264": "Target is suddenly standing on the shoulders of a nearby ally ",
6266 "6265": "Target is suddenly standing outside his own front door ",
6267 "6266": "Target is suddenly standing under the nearest bridge ",
6268 "6267": "Target is suddenly standing upon what appears to be his own grave ",
6269 "6268": "Target is suddenly standing wherever he awoke this morning ",
6270 "6269": "Target is suddenly suffering from overpowering agoraphobia ",
6271 "6270": "Target is suddenly wearing a cast-iron straightjacket ",
6272 "6271": "Target is suddenly wearing a provocative leather ensemble ",
6273 "6272": "Target is suddenly wearing a skin-tight suit of chain mail ",
6274 "6273": "Target is suddenly wearing an anachronistic bathing costume ",
6275 "6274": "Target is suddenly wearing an ornate saddle of very high quality ",
6276 "6275": "Target is suddenly wearing fireproof clothing ",
6277 "6276": "Target is suddenly wearing whatever the king wore yesterday ",
6278 "6277": "Target is surrounded by pandering sycophants ",
6279 "6278": "Target is surrounded by rabid wolves ",
6280 "6279": "Target is surrounded by servitors who want to assassinate him ",
6281 "6280": "Target is surrounded by vermin and small pests ",
6282 "6281": "Target is susceptible to rust while carrying gold ",
6283 "6282": "Target is suspected of having trafficked with demons in a church ",
6284 "6283": "Target is suspected of having wrought a plague upon this nation ",
6285 "6284": "Target is suspected of holding the secret of all existence ",
6286 "6285": "Target is suspected of plotting to exterminate his entire species ",
6287 "6286": "Target is suspended above the tallest tree nearby ",
6288 "6287": "Target is suspended over a flaming pit until sunset ",
6289 "6288": "Target is swarmed by countless flies, but they don't bother him ",
6290 "6289": "Target is swarmed by undead whenever he uses a magic item ",
6291 "6290": "Target is swept 3d100 yards by a wave of molasses ",
6292 "6291": "Target is the most unrepentant coward in the entire world ",
6293 "6292": "Target is the subject of a distant being's use of the Wish spell ",
6294 "6293": "Target is thought to be a malefic figure as foretold by prophecy ",
6295 "6294": "Target is thrown 1d4 rounds into the past ",
6296 "6295": "Target is thrown 8d6 hours into the future ",
6297 "6296": "Target is thrown 8d6 yards into the air ",
6298 "6297": "Target is thrown down the nearest flight of stairs ",
6299 "6298": "Target is thrown into a coma for 1d6 days ",
6300 "6299": "Target is thrown into the nearest briar patch ",
6301 "6300": "Target is tied between two trees like a hammock ",
6302 "6301": "Target is tied to the ground with rope made of his own hair ",
6303 "6302": "Target is tightly bound by strips of adhesive cloth ",
6304 "6303": "Target is tightly chained to the nearest tree ",
6305 "6304": "Target is tightly swaddled in a coarse wool blanket ",
6306 "6305": "Target is tightly wrapped in blood-soaked bandages ",
6307 "6306": "Target is tightly wrapped in strips of raw and greasy bacon ",
6308 "6307": "Target is tormented by countless demonic voices ",
6309 "6308": "Target is tormented by false but realistic echoes of a past life ",
6310 "6309": "Target is tormented by illusory ants crawling all over him ",
6311 "6310": "Target is tormented by invisible barbs that catch in his flesh ",
6312 "6311": "Target is tormented by shrill and discordant music ",
6313 "6312": "Target is tormented by the awareness of his mortality ",
6314 "6313": "Target is tormented by visions of his own damnation ",
6315 "6314": "Target is tormented by visions of his own descent into madness ",
6316 "6315": "Target is tormented by visions of the damned ",
6317 "6316": "Target is tormented by visions of the torture of his allies ",
6318 "6317": "Target is tormented by voices telling him to kill his allies ",
6319 "6318": "Target is tormented by voices telling him to kill the king ",
6320 "6319": "Target is unable to look directly at the caster ",
6321 "6320": "Target is unaffected by natural winds ",
6322 "6321": "Target is unexpectedly thrust into a position of political power ",
6323 "6322": "Target is unusually clumsy for 1d4 hours after he says his name ",
6324 "6323": "Target is utterly fearless until sunset tomorrow ",
6325 "6324": "Target is violently allergic to some common non-magical species ",
6326 "6325": "Target is violently compressed to the size of a grain of rice ",
6327 "6326": "Target is violently pushed 1d10 yards, stunned for as many rounds ",
6328 "6327": "Target is wearing a diver's mask, snorkel, and swim fins ",
6329 "6328": "Target is wearing a formal suit made entirely of lettuce ",
6330 "6329": "Target is wearing a formal suit made entirely of smoked meats ",
6331 "6330": "Target is wearing a necklace of severed human ears ",
6332 "6331": "Target is wearing nothing but strategically-placed coconut shells ",
6333 "6332": "Target is wearing the entire skin from an orc or goblin ",
6334 "6333": "Target is wearing the leathered skin from his own corpse ",
6335 "6334": "Target is wholly invulnerable for 1d4 rounds ",
6336 "6335": "Target is widely famed for his prowess with the scissors ",
6337 "6336": "Target is widely recognized as a traitor to his race and species ",
6338 "6337": "Target is, by his very nature, impossible ",
6339 "6338": "Target jingles like sleigh bells while trying to move stealthily ",
6340 "6339": "Target kills himself at sunset tonight but is resurrected at dawn ",
6341 "6340": "Target knows a secret that damages the sanity of any who learn it ",
6342 "6341": "Target knows an economical way to extract aluminum from bauxite ",
6343 "6342": "Target knows but won't tell the location of an important artifact ",
6344 "6343": "Target knows everything there is to know about the caster ",
6345 "6344": "Target knows exactly what will happen in the next 2d6 rounds ",
6346 "6345": "Target knows the current location of every Dwarf within 10 miles ",
6347 "6346": "Target knows the location of every lock within one mile ",
6348 "6347": "Target labors to conceal a humiliating secret from his allies ",
6349 "6348": "Target lacks any concept of personal property ",
6350 "6349": "Target laughs like a braying donkey when he injures someone ",
6351 "6350": "Target laughs outrageously at the sight of his allies' blood ",
6352 "6351": "Target learns that a deranged cult worships him as a god ",
6353 "6352": "Target leaves no scent for 1d4 weeks ",
6354 "6353": "Target leeches 2d10 hit points from the caster ",
6355 "6354": "Target levitates 10d10 yards into the air for that many rounds ",
6356 "6355": "Target levitates 1d10 feet in each of the next 1d6 rounds ",
6357 "6356": "Target literally laughs at danger, so much so that it's annoying ",
6358 "6357": "Target looks as though half of his body has been severely burned ",
6359 "6358": "Target looks as though half of his body is made of pumice ",
6360 "6359": "Target looks as though half of his body is made of wood ",
6361 "6360": "Target looks as though he's made entirely of clay ",
6362 "6361": "Target looks exactly like the caster for 1d4 days ",
6363 "6362": "Target looks like a photo-negative for 1d4 days ",
6364 "6363": "Target looks like a photo-negative while wielding a weapon ",
6365 "6364": "Target looks vaguely demonic whenever he uses a magic item ",
6366 "6365": "Target loses 1d100 hit points if he speaks his name before sunset ",
6367 "6366": "Target loses 1d100 hit points unless he eats 3lbs of gold by dawn ",
6368 "6367": "Target loses 1d100% of his mass ",
6369 "6368": "Target loses 1d4 hit points every time he draws a weapon ",
6370 "6369": "Target loses 1d4 levels/hit dice ",
6371 "6370": "Target loses a point of Intelligence for each hit point he loses ",
6372 "6371": "Target loses all but one hit point, then regains one per round ",
6373 "6372": "Target loses all hit points gained due to high Constitution ",
6374 "6373": "Target loses all sense of decency and restraint ",
6375 "6374": "Target loses half of his remaining hit points ",
6376 "6375": "Target loses one hit point each day for the next 1d100 days ",
6377 "6376": "Target loses one hit point per hour until dawn tomorrow ",
6378 "6377": "Target loses one hit point per person now within a 10 yard radius ",
6379 "6378": "Target loses one hit point per round until he eats some raw meat ",
6380 "6379": "Target loses one hit point per round until he strips naked ",
6381 "6380": "Target loses one hit point per round until he swallows a coin ",
6382 "6381": "Target loses one hit point per round until he's struck by magic ",
6383 "6382": "Target loses the sense of object permanence ",
6384 "6383": "Target makes a spirited effort to detach one of his legs ",
6385 "6384": "Target makes a spirited effort to disarm his allies ",
6386 "6385": "Target makes a spirited effort to eat his own foot ",
6387 "6386": "Target makes a spirited effort to extract his own heart ",
6388 "6387": "Target makes a spirited effort to pull out his own tongue ",
6389 "6388": "Target makes a spirited effort to remove his lower jaw ",
6390 "6389": "Target makes a spirited effort to scour the flesh from his hands ",
6391 "6390": "Target makes a spirited effort to swallow his weapon ",
6392 "6391": "Target makes a spirited effort to tear off his ears ",
6393 "6392": "Target makes outrageous claims about his martial skill ",
6394 "6393": "Target makes outrageous claims about his wealth and property ",
6395 "6394": "Target mimics the actions of one of his allies for 2d6 rounds ",
6396 "6395": "Target mimics the caster's actions for 1d10 rounds ",
6397 "6396": "Target mistakes himself for someone else ",
6398 "6397": "Target moos like a cow each time he draws a weapon ",
6399 "6398": "Target must carry a blade at all times that has never drawn blood ",
6400 "6399": "Target must carry a burning candle at all times ",
6401 "6400": "Target must carry a fifty pound wheel of cheese until sunset ",
6402 "6401": "Target must carry a small stone from this spot at all times ",
6403 "6402": "Target must carry a wooden staff taller than he is at all times ",
6404 "6403": "Target must carry at least 30 feet of rope at all times ",
6405 "6404": "Target must carry at least 4d6 gold coins at all times ",
6406 "6405": "Target must carry at least five pounds of wood at all times ",
6407 "6406": "Target must carry at least one pound of feathers at all times ",
6408 "6407": "Target must climb a tall tree during the next thunderstorm ",
6409 "6408": "Target must disrobe before entering any cave or mine ",
6410 "6409": "Target must douse himself with 2d6 gallons of water or combust ",
6411 "6410": "Target must draw his weapon every time he says his name ",
6412 "6411": "Target must drink 2d4 gallons of water before sunset ",
6413 "6412": "Target must eat 3d6 pounds of food before dawn tomorrow ",
6414 "6413": "Target must eat a pound of grass or leaves before dawn ",
6415 "6414": "Target must eat a pound of ice by sunset tonight ",
6416 "6415": "Target must give his name whenever he's asked for it ",
6417 "6416": "Target must lie whenever he's asked his name ",
6418 "6417": "Target must re-roll any attribute scores that are higher than 15 ",
6419 "6418": "Target must re-roll any attribute scores that are lower than 12 ",
6420 "6419": "Target must return to this location at least once each month ",
6421 "6420": "Target must Save at each sunset or forget what happened that day ",
6422 "6421": "Target must Save each morning or be ethereal until dusk ",
6423 "6422": "Target must Save each morning or shrink by 10% ",
6424 "6423": "Target must Save each morning, or he can't use his arms that day ",
6425 "6424": "Target must Save each morning, or his left leg bursts into flame ",
6426 "6425": "Target must Save each night or else sleep for 6d8+24 hours ",
6427 "6426": "Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones explode ",
6428 "6427": "Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones turn to glass ",
6429 "6428": "Target must Save or 1d100 of his bones turn to steel ",
6430 "6429": "Target must Save or be dragged to the bottom of the nearest lake ",
6431 "6430": "Target must Save or be struck dead by a meteor ",
6432 "6431": "Target must Save or each of his bones teleports 1d4 miles ",
6433 "6432": "Target must Save or forfeit ownership of all of his possessions ",
6434 "6433": "Target must Save or he beheads himself with his next attack ",
6435 "6434": "Target must Save or he will never have existed ",
6436 "6435": "Target must Save or his hands and weapons vanish until sunset ",
6437 "6436": "Target must Save or his temperature rises 1� per round ",
6438 "6437": "Target must Save or lose 1d4 from each attribute score ",
6439 "6438": "Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or shatter ",
6440 "6439": "Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or shriek in panic ",
6441 "6440": "Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or turn inside out ",
6442 "6441": "Target must Save when he's hit by a bludgeon or turn to butter ",
6443 "6442": "Target must say his name every time he draws a weapon ",
6444 "6443": "Target must scale the tallest mountain within 100 miles ",
6445 "6444": "Target must take 1d10 steps backward each time he draws a weapon ",
6446 "6445": "Target now has 1d12 x 10% of his full hit points ",
6447 "6446": "Target now has an odd number of limbs ",
6448 "6447": "Target now has three legs spaced evenly around his pelvis ",
6449 "6448": "Target obsessively cleans and polishes any magical items he owns ",
6450 "6449": "Target obsessively pursues a man who turns into a green monster ",
6451 "6450": "Target obsessively pursues an immortal beast with glass eyes ",
6452 "6451": "Target obsessively pursues some crazy get-rich-quick scheme ",
6453 "6452": "Target obsessively pursues the one-armed man who killed his wife ",
6454 "6453": "Target offered his legs as collateral on a high-interest loan ",
6455 "6454": "Target only needs to blink once every 4d6 hours ",
6456 "6455": "Target only needs to eat one normal-sized meal per week ",
6457 "6456": "Target opens a chain of big-box retail stores ",
6458 "6457": "Target owes a big favor to a powerful and malevolent entity ",
6459 "6458": "Target owes a big favor to someone to whom he's morally opposed ",
6460 "6459": "Target perceives a vast army to be just beyond the nearest ridge ",
6461 "6460": "Target perceives aggressive creditors to be hunting him endlessly ",
6462 "6461": "Target perceives all foliage to be ablaze ",
6463 "6462": "Target perceives constant rainfall from now on ",
6464 "6463": "Target perceives everyone nearby to be sheathed in golden flame ",
6465 "6464": "Target perceives everyone nearby to be sprouting peacock feathers ",
6466 "6465": "Target perceives everyone nearby to look just like him ",
6467 "6466": "Target perceives everything except himself to be 50% larger ",
6468 "6467": "Target perceives everything nearby to be aligned against him ",
6469 "6468": "Target perceives everything nearby to made of gold ",
6470 "6469": "Target perceives everything to be blighted and drained of color ",
6471 "6470": "Target perceives himself to be bathed in silver light ",
6472 "6471": "Target perceives himself to be the wealthiest person in the world ",
6473 "6472": "Target perceives hints of prophecy in any music he hears ",
6474 "6473": "Target perceives menacing waterfowl all around him ",
6475 "6474": "Target perceives profound secrets in everyday conversation ",
6476 "6475": "Target perceives shocking insults in everyday conversation ",
6477 "6476": "Target perceives weather conditions to be six months out of sync ",
6478 "6477": "Target perceives worms to be wriggling from his every orifice ",
6479 "6478": "Target permanently abandons his principal weapon ",
6480 "6479": "Target permanently ages one year for each hit point he loses ",
6481 "6480": "Target permanently gains 1d4 hit points ",
6482 "6481": "Target permanently loses 1d10 toes ",
6483 "6482": "Target permanently loses 1d4 hit points ",
6484 "6483": "Target permanently loses half his current hit points ",
6485 "6484": "Target poses and spits water like a fountain for one turn ",
6486 "6485": "Target presents a long list of grievances to the caster ",
6487 "6486": "Target pretends that he has a personal relationship with his god ",
6488 "6487": "Target pretends that he's been Charmed by the caster ",
6489 "6488": "Target punches his jaw repeatedly until he knocks himself out ",
6490 "6489": "Target quickly regenerates any lost fingers or toes ",
6491 "6490": "Target races away in a random direction and can't stop until dawn ",
6492 "6491": "Target races headlong toward any magic user he encounters ",
6493 "6492": "Target races to the nearest cave and hides there ",
6494 "6493": "Target races to the nearest cave entrance ",
6495 "6494": "Target races to the nearest library and tries to burn it down ",
6496 "6495": "Target races to the nearest temple and messily desecrates it ",
6497 "6496": "Target races toward his home at top speed ",
6498 "6497": "Target races toward the caster and begs to be killed ",
6499 "6498": "Target races toward the caster, embraces him, & vanishes with him ",
6500 "6499": "Target races toward the nearest lake and jumps into it ",
6501 "6500": "Target races toward the nearest monarch and attacks him ",
6502 "6501": "Target races toward the nearest ocean and wades out 1d4 miles ",
6503 "6502": "Target races toward the nearest open fire and jumps into it ",
6504 "6503": "Target races toward the nearest open pit and jumps into it ",
6505 "6504": "Target rattles like a bucket of stones while moving with stealth ",
6506 "6505": "Target reacts violently to any representative of the king ",
6507 "6506": "Target reacts violently to anyone bearing a scar on his face ",
6508 "6507": "Target reacts violently to anyone bearing a tattoo ",
6509 "6508": "Target reacts violently to anyone displaying a holy symbol ",
6510 "6509": "Target reacts violently to anyone he sees who is now injured ",
6511 "6510": "Target reacts violently to anyone he thinks is able to kill him ",
6512 "6511": "Target reacts violently to anyone nearby when he awakens ",
6513 "6512": "Target reacts violently to anyone not of his race ",
6514 "6513": "Target reacts violently to anyone not wearing a hat ",
6515 "6514": "Target reacts violently to anyone refusing to address him as sire ",
6516 "6515": "Target reacts violently to anyone representing a deity ",
6517 "6516": "Target reacts violently to anyone taller than he is ",
6518 "6517": "Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a cloak ",
6519 "6518": "Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a gold ring ",
6520 "6519": "Target reacts violently to anyone wearing a hat or helmet ",
6521 "6520": "Target reacts violently to anyone wearing leather ",
6522 "6521": "Target reacts violently to anyone who addresses him by name ",
6523 "6522": "Target reacts violently to anyone who addresses the caster ",
6524 "6523": "Target reacts violently to anyone who asks his name ",
6525 "6524": "Target reacts violently to anyone who attacks the caster ",
6526 "6525": "Target reacts violently to anyone who carries an axe ",
6527 "6526": "Target reacts violently to anyone who displays fear or pity ",
6528 "6527": "Target reacts violently to anyone who displays the color red ",
6529 "6528": "Target reacts violently to anyone who doesn't offer him money ",
6530 "6529": "Target reacts violently to anyone who doesn't recognize him ",
6531 "6530": "Target reacts violently to anyone who draws a weapon near him ",
6532 "6531": "Target reacts violently to anyone who eats in front of him ",
6533 "6532": "Target reacts violently to anyone who eats meat in his presence ",
6534 "6533": "Target reacts violently to anyone who gives him an order ",
6535 "6534": "Target reacts violently to anyone who has a beard ",
6536 "6535": "Target reacts violently to anyone who has long hair ",
6537 "6536": "Target reacts violently to anyone who has no beard ",
6538 "6537": "Target reacts violently to anyone who lights a fire near him ",
6539 "6538": "Target reacts violently to anyone who mentions a deity by name ",
6540 "6539": "Target reacts violently to anyone who mentions his martial skill ",
6541 "6540": "Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him aid in battle ",
6542 "6541": "Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him food or water ",
6543 "6542": "Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him hospitality ",
6544 "6543": "Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him money ",
6545 "6544": "Target reacts violently to anyone who questions his bravery ",
6546 "6545": "Target reacts violently to anyone who receives magical healing ",
6547 "6546": "Target reacts violently to anyone who refuses to give him money ",
6548 "6547": "Target reacts violently to anyone who refuses to worship him ",
6549 "6548": "Target reacts violently to anyone who says a magic word near him ",
6550 "6549": "Target reacts violently to anyone who seems to have a magic item ",
6551 "6550": "Target reacts violently to anyone who sees him get injured ",
6552 "6551": "Target reacts violently to anyone who shows him common courtesy ",
6553 "6552": "Target reacts violently to anyone who speaks while on horseback ",
6554 "6553": "Target reacts violently to anyone who speaks with an accent ",
6555 "6554": "Target reacts violently to anyone who spends money on armor ",
6556 "6555": "Target reacts violently to anyone who suggests that he's mortal ",
6557 "6556": "Target reacts violently to anyone who touches him ",
6558 "6557": "Target reacts violently to anyone who uses magic ",
6559 "6558": "Target reacts violently to anyone who wears jewelry ",
6560 "6559": "Target reacts violently to anyone who wields a magical weapon ",
6561 "6560": "Target reacts violently to anyone whom he perceives to be ill ",
6562 "6561": "Target reacts violently to anyone wielding a bloodstained weapon ",
6563 "6562": "Target reacts violently to anyone wielding a wooden bludgeon ",
6564 "6563": "Target reacts violently to anyone with bloodstained clothes ",
6565 "6564": "Target reacts violently to Elves who learn his name ",
6566 "6565": "Target reacts violently to the next person to draw blood near him ",
6567 "6566": "Target realizes that has an extra eye in the back of his head ",
6568 "6567": "Target realizes that he murdered 1d10 people closest to him ",
6569 "6568": "Target realizes that he's a mechanical simulacrum ",
6570 "6569": "Target realizes that he's always been a ravenous cannibal ",
6571 "6570": "Target realizes that he's been chewing on gravel for several days ",
6572 "6571": "Target realizes that he's being controlled by invisible entities ",
6573 "6572": "Target realizes that he's had an arrow in his thigh for days ",
6574 "6573": "Target realizes that he's lost and doesn't know anyone nearby ",
6575 "6574": "Target realizes that the back of his head is removable ",
6576 "6575": "Target receives a massive shock the next time he touches metal ",
6577 "6576": "Target receives a sign that he should abandon all worldly goods ",
6578 "6577": "Target receives a sign that he should devote himself to magic ",
6579 "6578": "Target receives a sign that he should reject all magic ",
6580 "6579": "Target receives a sign that his murder is imminent ",
6581 "6580": "Target reeks of carrion when he's angry ",
6582 "6581": "Target reeks of cheap perfume between sunset and dawn ",
6583 "6582": "Target reeks of chlorine while he speaks ",
6584 "6583": "Target reeks of gasoline for the rest of his life ",
6585 "6584": "Target reeks of manure while in polite company ",
6586 "6585": "Target reflection appears in every mirror within 10 miles ",
6587 "6586": "Target refuses any offers of first aid or magical healing ",
6588 "6587": "Target refuses to believe that metal weapons can harm him ",
6589 "6588": "Target refuses to believe that poisons are poisonous ",
6590 "6589": "Target refuses to believe that the caster exists ",
6591 "6590": "Target refuses to eat any cooked meat ",
6592 "6591": "Target refuses to eat or sleep for 2d4-1 days ",
6593 "6592": "Target refuses to eat until his magical sword is returned ",
6594 "6593": "Target refuses to eat within 6d10 miles of this spot ",
6595 "6594": "Target refuses to give medical aid to his allies ",
6596 "6595": "Target refuses to share food or water with his allies ",
6597 "6596": "Target refuses to speak his native tongue while outdoors ",
6598 "6597": "Target refuses to speak to anyone at all for 1d8 days ",
6599 "6598": "Target refuses to speak to anyone not of his race ",
6600 "6599": "Target refuses to speak to anyone of his race ",
6601 "6600": "Target refuses to speak to anyone who addresses him by name ",
6602 "6601": "Target refuses to speak to anyone who is looking at him ",
6603 "6602": "Target refuses to speak to anyone who shares his native tongue ",
6604 "6603": "Target refuses to speak to anyone whom he knows to employ magic ",
6605 "6604": "Target regains his full hit points in each of the next 1d8 rounds ",
6606 "6605": "Target regenerates one hit point for each pint of blood he drinks ",
6607 "6606": "Target regresses to infancy but quickly grows to his correct age ",
6608 "6607": "Target re-rolls 1d4 of his attribute scores, using 2d10 ",
6609 "6608": "Target re-rolls his hit points ",
6610 "6609": "Target retains a perfect memory of the next 4d12 hours ",
6611 "6610": "Target rightly believes that everyone is trying to kill him ",
6612 "6611": "Target roars like a lion whenever he sees food ",
6613 "6612": "Target runs 1d4 miles at top speed in a random direction ",
6614 "6613": "Target runs completely around the nearest lake ",
6615 "6614": "Target salivates heavily during battle ",
6616 "6615": "Target screams as though in agony for 1d4 hours ",
6617 "6616": "Target secretes 10 gallons of foul brine over the next 1d8 turns ",
6618 "6617": "Target secretes a sticky pus from his eyes, nose, and ears ",
6619 "6618": "Target sees anything more than 20 yards away as dull gray ",
6620 "6619": "Target sees spectacular lightning overhead, but no one else does ",
6621 "6620": "Target shakes violently when attempting to use magic items ",
6622 "6621": "Target shakes violently while touching magic items ",
6623 "6622": "Target shimmers like a desert mirage, making him -1 ToHit ",
6624 "6623": "Target shrinks by 25% during each of the next 1d10 days ",
6625 "6624": "Target shrinks by 8d10% when he next attacks the caster ",
6626 "6625": "Target single-mindedly attacks the tallest person he can see ",
6627 "6626": "Target single-mindedly tries to kill the caster until one is dead ",
6628 "6627": "Target sinks halfway to the center of the world ",
6629 "6628": "Target smells like 1,000 roses whenever he uses a magic item ",
6630 "6629": "Target smells like 10 corpses whenever he uses a magic item ",
6631 "6630": "Target smells like fungus for 1d4 hours after every battle ",
6632 "6631": "Target smells like roses for one hour after every battle ",
6633 "6632": "Target smells rotting flesh everywhere for 1d4 weeks ",
6634 "6633": "Target smells strongly of blood whenever he uses a magic item ",
6635 "6634": "Target smells strongly of cabbage until his next birthday ",
6636 "6635": "Target smells strongly of sauerkraut for the rest of his life ",
6637 "6636": "Target smells strongly of sour milk until next wounded in battle ",
6638 "6637": "Target smells strongly of vanilla for 2d4 days ",
6639 "6638": "Target sneezes and 10d10 angry wasps spew from his nose ",
6640 "6639": "Target sneezes and blows 1d4 pounds of iron filings from his nose ",
6641 "6640": "Target sneezes and blows all of his teeth from his mouth ",
6642 "6641": "Target snorts like a pig before and after he says his name ",
6643 "6642": "Target sounds as though he's shouting through a distant megaphone ",
6644 "6643": "Target speaks only in an archaic dialect of his native language ",
6645 "6644": "Target spends 1d4 rounds obsessing over the impact of his actions ",
6646 "6645": "Target spends 1d4 turns trying to fell a tree with his bare hands ",
6647 "6646": "Target spends 2d4 rounds trying to remove one of his vital organs ",
6648 "6647": "Target spends 2d8 rounds praising the caster for his magic skills ",
6649 "6648": "Target spends a few rounds trying to convince himself he's dead ",
6650 "6649": "Target spends a few rounds trying to unscrew his own head ",
6651 "6650": "Target spends all of his money to buy something totally worthless ",
6652 "6651": "Target spins a cocoon & emerges in 1d4 days with butterfly wings ",
6653 "6652": "Target spins like a top for 1d8 rounds ",
6654 "6653": "Target spits out small lumps of coal after any melee ",
6655 "6654": "Target sprays a gallon of milk from his nose ",
6656 "6655": "Target sprays a huge gout of jet-black ink from his nose ",
6657 "6656": "Target sprouts 1d10 additional noses all over his body ",
6658 "6657": "Target sprouts 1d10 fingers from his cheeks ",
6659 "6658": "Target sprouts 1d10 pairs of delicate antennae ",
6660 "6659": "Target sprouts 1d100 additional ears on his body ",
6661 "6660": "Target sprouts 1d6 additional noses somewhere on his body ",
6662 "6661": "Target sprouts 3d10 tufts of coarse, ugly hair on his body ",
6663 "6662": "Target sprouts a bunch of flexible metal tines on his face ",
6664 "6663": "Target sprouts a clumsy elephant's trunk at the back of his head ",
6665 "6664": "Target sprouts a collar of holly from the skin of his neck ",
6666 "6665": "Target sprouts a horse's tail from the center of his chest ",
6667 "6666": "Target sprouts a long, prehensile tail from his chest ",
6668 "6667": "Target sprouts a non-functional face between his shoulder blades ",
6669 "6668": "Target sprouts a non-functioning hand from the top of his head ",
6670 "6669": "Target sprouts a pair of compound eyes from his cheekbones ",
6671 "6670": "Target sprouts a pair of loathsome tentacles from his forehead ",
6672 "6671": "Target sprouts a pair of retractable fangs in each palm ",
6673 "6672": "Target sprouts a pig's tail from between his eyes ",
6674 "6673": "Target sprouts a small foot from the top of his head ",
6675 "6674": "Target sprouts a torch sconce between his shoulder blades ",
6676 "6675": "Target sprouts a vulture's wing between his shoulder blades ",
6677 "6676": "Target sprouts an additional foot from each knee ",
6678 "6677": "Target sprouts an additional foot from each shoulder ",
6679 "6678": "Target sprouts an additional forearm and hand from one elbow ",
6680 "6679": "Target sprouts an additional hand from each shoulder ",
6681 "6680": "Target sprouts an additional hand from one of his arms ",
6682 "6681": "Target sprouts an additional hand from the palm of one hand ",
6683 "6682": "Target sprouts an additional head beside the existing one ",
6684 "6683": "Target sprouts an additional limb ",
6685 "6684": "Target sprouts an additional mouth next to his original one ",
6686 "6685": "Target sprouts an additional pair of eyes on his forehead ",
6687 "6686": "Target sprouts an additional pair of nostrils on his forehead ",
6688 "6687": "Target sprouts an additional pair of thumbs on his forehead ",
6689 "6688": "Target sprouts an additional thumb from the back of each hand ",
6690 "6689": "Target sprouts an iguana's tail from his chin ",
6691 "6690": "Target sprouts an intelligent fungus atop his head ",
6692 "6691": "Target sprouts an ox horn from his chin ",
6693 "6692": "Target sprouts an ox horn from one side of his head ",
6694 "6693": "Target sprouts countless leaves, each bearing a mysterious rune ",
6695 "6694": "Target sprouts deer antlers from his shoulder blades ",
6696 "6695": "Target sprouts enormous fangs from his lower jaw ",
6697 "6696": "Target sprouts harmless but acrid blue mold all over his body ",
6698 "6697": "Target sprouts retractable iron claws from his fingers ",
6699 "6698": "Target sprouts small, flashing lights along his spine ",
6700 "6699": "Target sprouts wool like a sheep ",
6701 "6700": "Target stalks the caster, always at least one mile distant ",
6702 "6701": "Target steals credit for writing a list of 7,000 random effects ",
6703 "6702": "Target stretches into an upright 'X' for 1d10 rounds ",
6704 "6703": "Target struggles with some trite philosophical conundrum ",
6705 "6704": "Target suddenly has 2d10 carpenter's nails in his mouth ",
6706 "6705": "Target suddenly has a horseshoe in his mouth ",
6707 "6706": "Target suddenly owns a book describing how to build a spacecraft ",
6708 "6707": "Target suddenly owns a large pouch made of his own leathered skin ",
6709 "6708": "Target suddenly owns an exact replica of his own skeleton ",
6710 "6709": "Target suddenly owns an exact replica of some person nearby ",
6711 "6710": "Target suddenly owns an exact replica of the caster's skeleton ",
6712 "6711": "Target suddenly realizes that fire can harm him ",
6713 "6712": "Target suddenly realizes that he doesn't know how to use weapons ",
6714 "6713": "Target suddenly realizes that he has a conjoined twin ",
6715 "6714": "Target suddenly realizes that he's terrified of spiders ",
6716 "6715": "Target suddenly realizes that he's undead ",
6717 "6716": "Target suddenly realizes that magic doesn't really exist ",
6718 "6717": "Target suddenly realizes that magical illusions can't hurt him ",
6719 "6718": "Target suddenly realizes that the caster is only an illusion ",
6720 "6719": "Target suddenly senses that his identity is a fictional construct ",
6721 "6720": "Target suffers a fit of crippling paranoia for 1d4 turns ",
6722 "6721": "Target suffers a seizure lasting 1d10 rounds ",
6723 "6722": "Target suffers burns if he touches water hotter than 80� ",
6724 "6723": "Target suffers double damage from injuries while he's wet ",
6725 "6724": "Target suffers extreme hypothermia ",
6726 "6725": "Target suffers from a disfiguring pox, but his teeth are radiant ",
6727 "6726": "Target suffers from hysterical pregnancy ",
6728 "6727": "Target suffers half damage from metal weapons while it's snowing ",
6729 "6728": "Target suffers immense pain while in close proximity to fire ",
6730 "6729": "Target suffers intense dread when he tries to use a magic item ",
6731 "6730": "Target suffers no damage from dragons' breath for 1d4 weeks ",
6732 "6731": "Target suffers no damage from falls of less than 1d100 feet ",
6733 "6732": "Target suffers no damage from magical blades for 2d4 days ",
6734 "6733": "Target suffers no damage from wounds inflicted by orcs ",
6735 "6734": "Target suffers only half damage from acid for 1d4 days ",
6736 "6735": "Target suffers only half damage from fire for 1d8 days ",
6737 "6736": "Target suffers only half damage from now until midnight ",
6738 "6737": "Target suffers only half damage from wounds received in daylight ",
6739 "6738": "Target suffers severe burns if cut by a magical blade ",
6740 "6739": "Target suffers severe burns the next time he removes his clothes ",
6741 "6740": "Target suffers severe convulsions in the presence of kobolds ",
6742 "6741": "Target suffers severe frostbite the next time he touches metal ",
6743 "6742": "Target suffers splitting headaches after using magic items ",
6744 "6743": "Target swallowed a tiny but powerful artifact yesterday ",
6745 "6744": "Target swaps places with himself from 1d10+10 rounds ago ",
6746 "6745": "Target swears undying loyalty to the next person to say his name ",
6747 "6746": "Target sweats viscous and fragrant oil ",
6748 "6747": "Target teleports 100 yards north in each of the next 1d10 rounds ",
6749 "6748": "Target teleports 6d6 miles & back in each of the next 2d6 rounds ",
6750 "6749": "Target teleports 8d10 miles when he next attacks the caster ",
6751 "6750": "Target teleports into the nearest convent ",
6752 "6751": "Target teleports into the nearest grain silo ",
6753 "6752": "Target teleports into the nearest leper colony ",
6754 "6753": "Target teleports into the nearest monastery ",
6755 "6754": "Target teleports into the nearest oubliette ",
6756 "6755": "Target teleports into the nearest unoccupied sarcophagus ",
6757 "6756": "Target teleports one mile upon his next successful attack ",
6758 "6757": "Target teleports to a barren, arctic wasteland for 1d4+1 hours ",
6759 "6758": "Target teleports to a point 1d100 feet above the nearest lake ",
6760 "6759": "Target teleports to a tiny and distant island for 1d4 days ",
6761 "6760": "Target teleports to an impenetrable forest for 4d6 hours ",
6762 "6761": "Target teleports to the base of the largest tree within 100 miles ",
6763 "6762": "Target teleports to the caster's location in exactly 24 hours ",
6764 "6763": "Target teleports to the centerpoint of the nearest lake's surface ",
6765 "6764": "Target teleports to the exact place where he awoke this morning ",
6766 "6765": "Target teleports to the exact place where he last ate a full meal ",
6767 "6766": "Target teleports to the exact place where he met the caster ",
6768 "6767": "Target teleports to the exact place where he was born ",
6769 "6768": "Target teleports to the exact place where he'll be in 24 hours ",
6770 "6769": "Target teleports to the exact place where the caster was born ",
6771 "6770": "Target teleports to the location of the nearest anvil ",
6772 "6771": "Target teleports to the place where he last paid for a meal ",
6773 "6772": "Target teleports to the place where his blood was last spilled ",
6774 "6773": "Target teleports to this spot at both dawn and sunset tomorrow ",
6775 "6774": "Target teleports to this spot on the first day of each month ",
6776 "6775": "Target teleports to this spot upon losing 50% of his hit points ",
6777 "6776": "Target teleports to this spot when his blood is next spilled ",
6778 "6777": "Target teleports well beyond the caster's line of sight ",
6779 "6778": "Target tells embarrassing lies about himself at every opportunity ",
6780 "6779": "Target thinks he'll die if he climbs a tree taller than he is ",
6781 "6780": "Target thinks he'll die if he sees a shooting star ",
6782 "6781": "Target thinks he'll die if he wields a magical weapon ",
6783 "6782": "Target thinks he'll die if struck again by the caster's magic ",
6784 "6783": "Target thinks he'll die unless the caster saves him ",
6785 "6784": "Target thinks he's an elephant until he's next injured ",
6786 "6785": "Target thinks that 1d100 years have passed ",
6787 "6786": "Target thinks that a mighty artifact is hidden in a nearby lake ",
6788 "6787": "Target thinks that he can control the caster for 1d6 rounds ",
6789 "6788": "Target thinks that he's thoroughly soaked with lamp oil ",
6790 "6789": "Target thinks that he's under the caster's control until sunset ",
6791 "6790": "Target thinks that his attacks heal rather than inflict damage ",
6792 "6791": "Target thinks that his clothing is on fire for 1d10 rounds ",
6793 "6792": "Target thinks that his enemies are only illusions ",
6794 "6793": "Target thinks that his left arm has turned to stone ",
6795 "6794": "Target thinks that his skin is trying to suffocate him ",
6796 "6795": "Target thinks that his sweat is flammable ",
6797 "6796": "Target thinks that his weapon is intelligent and powerful ",
6798 "6797": "Target thinks that his weapon will explode on contact with metal ",
6799 "6798": "Target thinks that non-magical fire is a manifestation of his god ",
6800 "6799": "Target thinks that non-magical fire is an offense against his god ",
6801 "6800": "Target thinks that one of his limbs is as fragile as glass ",
6802 "6801": "Target thinks that the nearest fire is an avatar of his god ",
6803 "6802": "Target thinks that the nearest statue is his close relative ",
6804 "6803": "Target thinks that the nearest statue was once his close friend ",
6805 "6804": "Target throws all of his belongings into the next fire he sees ",
6806 "6805": "Target throws his weapon into the next chasm he passes ",
6807 "6806": "Target tries to bite off 1d10 of his fingers, one try per finger ",
6808 "6807": "Target trips and falls over in each of the next 1d6 rounds ",
6809 "6808": "Target trips over what he realizes is his own grave marker ",
6810 "6809": "Target trumpets like an elephant when he draws a weapon ",
6811 "6810": "Target trusts everyone unquestioningly, no matter how unworthy ",
6812 "6811": "Target trusts no one who's visibly carrying a weapon ",
6813 "6812": "Target trusts the caster absolutely and unquestioningly ",
6814 "6813": "Target trusts the caster implicitly until the caster next speaks ",
6815 "6814": "Target turns in a circle every time he passes through a doorway ",
6816 "6815": "Target turns into a pumpkin at midnight tonight; reverts at dawn ",
6817 "6816": "Target turns into a tree at each sunset but reverts at dawn ",
6818 "6817": "Target understands 3d6 languages but can speak and write only one ",
6819 "6818": "Target vanishes for 1d4 days, then reappears unaware of the lapse ",
6820 "6819": "Target vanishes until 1d4 different people say his name ",
6821 "6820": "Target vanishes until the caster dies or gains a level ",
6822 "6821": "Target vanishes until two different people say his name ",
6823 "6822": "Target volunteers for any task, the more dangerous, the better ",
6824 "6823": "Target vows not to eat meat unless it comes from primates ",
6825 "6824": "Target vows to adopt a life of asceticism and poverty ",
6826 "6825": "Target vows to eat an entire person before the end of next month ",
6827 "6826": "Target vows to eat only raw meat starting tomorrow ",
6828 "6827": "Target vows to eat only rotting meat starting tomorrow ",
6829 "6828": "Target vows to forego all magical healing for one full year ",
6830 "6829": "Target vows to return to this exact spot once per week ",
6831 "6830": "Target vows to slay anyone who uses magic on him ",
6832 "6831": "Target vows to slay every necromancer he meets ",
6833 "6832": "Target vows to smite those who take his name in vain ",
6834 "6833": "Target vows to tithe 90% of his income ",
6835 "6834": "Target wails inconsolably for 1d10 rounds ",
6836 "6835": "Target wakes each day bald, but his hair regrows by noon ",
6837 "6836": "Target wakes each day certain that he's been buried for weeks ",
6838 "6837": "Target wakes each day certain that he's been tortured for weeks ",
6839 "6838": "Target wakes each day certain that he's gone blind ",
6840 "6839": "Target wakes each day certain that he's immortal ",
6841 "6840": "Target wakes each day certain that he's spent a month in the snow ",
6842 "6841": "Target wakes each day certain that he's still dreaming ",
6843 "6842": "Target wakes each day certain that he's the king ",
6844 "6843": "Target wakes each day certain that his heart has been removed ",
6845 "6844": "Target wakes each day covered in dirt as though recently buried ",
6846 "6845": "Target wakes each day covered in finely-powdered rust ",
6847 "6846": "Target wakes each day with his pockets full of twigs and gravel ",
6848 "6847": "Target wakes tomorrow certain that it's yesterday ",
6849 "6848": "Target wakes tomorrow floating in the middle of the nearest lake ",
6850 "6849": "Target wakes tomorrow within 1d10 yards of the caster ",
6851 "6850": "Target was assembled from portions of corpses ",
6852 "6851": "Target was just released after decades of solitary confinement ",
6853 "6852": "Target was the caster in a past life ",
6854 "6853": "Target was Wished into existence by a delusional necromancer ",
6855 "6854": "Target wastes many hours writing a list of 10,000 random effects ",
6856 "6855": "Target whistles like a teapot when struck by magic ",
6857 "6856": "Target will be devoured by a dragon within 24 hours ",
6858 "6857": "Target will befriend a dragon within 24 hours ",
6859 "6858": "Target will betray himself at the most inopportune time ",
6860 "6859": "Target will betray his closest ally in his time of greatest need ",
6861 "6860": "Target will combust in 1d10 rounds unless he eats 2d10 gold coins ",
6862 "6861": "Target will combust violently in 2d10 rounds ",
6863 "6862": "Target will die unless he spends 100 gold pieces each day ",
6864 "6863": "Target will either die or become a god at the next solstice ",
6865 "6864": "Target will gouge out his eyes unless he's retrained or attacked ",
6866 "6865": "Target will rescue his closest ally but it will cost his own life ",
6867 "6866": "Target will soon be arrested for bearing forged letters of marque ",
6868 "6867": "Target will soon be arrested for running an illegal orphanage ",
6869 "6868": "Target will soon be mistaken for a mighty figure out of legend ",
6870 "6869": "Target will spend any amount necessary to buy a handful of smoke ",
6871 "6870": "Target wobbles and clangs like a buoy while walking in fog ",
6872 "6871": "Target won't be able to sleep in the next 1d100 days ",
6873 "6872": "Target wrongly believes that everyone is trying to kill him ",
6874 "6873": "Target's AC is re-rolled on 1d10 in each of the next 2d10 rounds ",
6875 "6874": "Target's age doubles twice ",
6876 "6875": "Target's age fluctuates 5d10 years each round for 10 rounds ",
6877 "6876": "Target's age is now 3d20, with all related bonuses and penalties ",
6878 "6877": "Target's age is re-rolled on 10d10 each morning ",
6879 "6878": "Target's age varies by 1d10 years each time he's wounded ",
6880 "6879": "Target's allies all attack him for 1d4 rounds ",
6881 "6880": "Target's allies all sound just like him ",
6882 "6881": "Target's allies are all healed, but he's reduced to one hit point ",
6883 "6882": "Target's allies are all standing within arm's reach of him ",
6884 "6883": "Target's allies are condescending and patronizing to him ",
6885 "6884": "Target's allies are immune to the target's weapons for 1d12 hours ",
6886 "6885": "Target's allies are stricken blind until the target says his name ",
6887 "6886": "Target's allies are teleported at least 1d4 miles away from him ",
6888 "6887": "Target's allies arrange to sell him for a substantial profit ",
6889 "6888": "Target's allies assembled him from artificial parts ",
6890 "6889": "Target's allies attempt to steal and sell all of his belongings ",
6891 "6890": "Target's allies betrayed him terribly within the last 1d4 days ",
6892 "6891": "Target's allies can come within 10 yards of him during melee ",
6893 "6892": "Target's allies can't communicate with him until he spills blood ",
6894 "6893": "Target's allies can't defend him in a fight ",
6895 "6894": "Target's allies can't digest any food that he prepares ",
6896 "6895": "Target's allies can't distinguish the target from the caster ",
6897 "6896": "Target's allies can't draw weapons within 10 yards of him ",
6898 "6897": "Target's allies can't look directly at him for 1d4 days ",
6899 "6898": "Target's allies can't see him while he's at full hit point ",
6900 "6899": "Target's allies can't speak to him while he has a weapon drawn ",
6901 "6900": "Target's allies conspire to sell him into slavery ",
6902 "6901": "Target's allies conspire to sell his soul to a demon ",
6903 "6902": "Target's allies each carry a small vial filled with his blood ",
6904 "6903": "Target's allies each find 1d10 gold pieces ",
6905 "6904": "Target's allies each give him 1d100 gold pieces ",
6906 "6905": "Target's allies fear that he's about to go on a homicidal rampage ",
6907 "6906": "Target's allies go berserk if he is slain ",
6908 "6907": "Target's allies have never liked or respected him ",
6909 "6908": "Target's allies look just like him for 4d6 hours ",
6910 "6909": "Target's allies look just like him until sunset ",
6911 "6910": "Target's allies mock and ridicule him mercilessly until sunset ",
6912 "6911": "Target's allies speak no language he can understand for 2d8 days ",
6913 "6912": "Target's allies spread vicious and humiliating rumors about ",
6914 "6913": "Target's allies suspect that he belongs to a divine lineage ",
6915 "6914": "Target's allies suspect that he's a mechanical impostor ",
6916 "6915": "Target's allies suspect that he's hiding vast wealth from them ",
6917 "6916": "Target's allies suspect that he's joined a violent cult ",
6918 "6917": "Target's allies suspect that he's plotting to betray them ",
6919 "6918": "Target's allies suspect that he's really the caster ",
6920 "6919": "Target's allies swear a blood oath against whoever slays him ",
6921 "6920": "Target's allies think that he can resurrect the dead ",
6922 "6921": "Target's allies think that he fulfills an ancient prophecy ",
6923 "6922": "Target's allies think that he has some terribly virulent disease ",
6924 "6923": "Target's allies think that he plans to sacrifice them to his god ",
6925 "6924": "Target's allies think that he's ablaze ",
6926 "6925": "Target's allies think that he's at death's door ",
6927 "6926": "Target's allies think that he's being controlled by unseen forces ",
6928 "6927": "Target's allies think that he's damned beyond hope of redemption ",
6929 "6928": "Target's allies think that he's dead, and they try to bury him ",
6930 "6929": "Target's allies think that he's drowning ",
6931 "6930": "Target's allies think that he's far more powerful than he lets on ",
6932 "6931": "Target's allies think that he's guilty of many unspeakable crimes ",
6933 "6932": "Target's allies think that he's ingested a powerful toxin ",
6934 "6933": "Target's allies think that he's possessed by a powerful demon ",
6935 "6934": "Target's allies think that he's under the caster's control ",
6936 "6935": "Target's allies think that his name is 'Fungus' ",
6937 "6936": "Target's allies think that his touch is poisonous to them ",
6938 "6937": "Target's allies trust him implicitly ",
6939 "6938": "Target's allies utterly terrify him for 1d8 hours ",
6940 "6939": "Target's allies worship him as a god for 1d8 days ",
6941 "6940": "Target's ankle is tightly chained to his neck ",
6942 "6941": "Target's ankles are bound by a large and heavy padlock ",
6943 "6942": "Target's apparent physical age fluctuates by 1d100 years daily ",
6944 "6943": "Target's arms appear to be stricken with advanced leprosy ",
6945 "6944": "Target's arms are as limp as rope for 4d6 rounds ",
6946 "6945": "Target's arms are encased in straight, tight-fitting steel tubes ",
6947 "6946": "Target's arms are henceforth as limber as snakes ",
6948 "6947": "Target's arms are replaced by inert duplicates of his head ",
6949 "6948": "Target's arms can't be bound by cloth, rope, or vines ",
6950 "6949": "Target's arms can't be broken by any natural means ",
6951 "6950": "Target's arms can't be harmed by claws or teeth ",
6952 "6951": "Target's arms can't be harmed by non-magical weapons ",
6953 "6952": "Target's arms flap like a hummingbird's wings for 3d6 rounds ",
6954 "6953": "Target's arms have been repeatedly severed and reattached ",
6955 "6954": "Target's arms reflect light like a mirror ",
6956 "6955": "Target's arms shrink to the size of an infant's arms ",
6957 "6956": "Target's arms spin like propellers until he's hit by magic ",
6958 "6957": "Target's arms vanish, but he sprouts a trunk like an elephant ",
6959 "6958": "Target's arms wheeze like hydraulics when he moves them ",
6960 "6959": "Target's arms wriggle like angry snakes ",
6961 "6960": "Target's attacks are 5% likely to inflict 5X normal damage ",
6962 "6961": "Target's attacks are 5% likely to inflict equal damage upon him ",
6963 "6962": "Target's attacks are 10% likely to inflict no damage at all ",
6964 "6963": "Target's attacks are 10% likely to inflict only illusory damage ",
6965 "6964": "Target's attacks are accompanied by eerie, disembodied chanting ",
6966 "6965": "Target's attacks are accompanied by mocking, disembodied laughter ",
6967 "6966": "Target's attacks are accompanied by the sound of breaking glass ",
6968 "6967": "Target's attacks cause maximum damage, but he takes equal damage ",
6969 "6968": "Target's attempts at tracking invariably lead to his own trail ",
6970 "6969": "Target's blood burn as bright as magnesium ",
6971 "6970": "Target's blood can eat through steel and iron like acid ",
6972 "6971": "Target's blood hold the secret to eternal life ",
6973 "6972": "Target's blood induces wild hallucinations in any who spill it ",
6974 "6973": "Target's blood is highly flammable for 2d10 rounds ",
6975 "6974": "Target's blood is invisible ",
6976 "6975": "Target's blood is widely believed to be a panacea ",
6977 "6976": "Target's blood smells powerfully of sulfur ",
6978 "6977": "Target's body appears to be full of holes like Swiss cheese ",
6979 "6978": "Target's body appears to be made entirely of cork ",
6980 "6979": "Target's body appears to be made of porous wax ",
6981 "6980": "Target's body can absorb twice its weight in water ",
6982 "6981": "Target's body climbs into a tree each night as he sleeps ",
6983 "6982": "Target's body inflates to twice its normal volume ",
6984 "6983": "Target's body is covered with sores and blisters ",
6985 "6984": "Target's body is infested with an enormous colony of termites ",
6986 "6985": "Target's body is scarred as if he'd been pushed through a screen ",
6987 "6986": "Target's body is scoured with steel wool ",
6988 "6987": "Target's body rings like an enormous church bell 1d12 times ",
6989 "6988": "Target's body slowly absorbs any clothing he wears ",
6990 "6989": "Target's body, clothing, and gear are uniformly bright orange ",
6991 "6990": "Target's bones are as brittle as chalk until sunset tomorrow ",
6992 "6991": "Target's bones are discovered to have been stolen ",
6993 "6992": "Target's bones are intensely magnetic ",
6994 "6993": "Target's bones are sought by poachers ",
6995 "6994": "Target's bones are visible through his skin while he sleeps ",
6996 "6995": "Target's bones are visible through his skin while he's wet ",
6997 "6996": "Target's bones are weightless ",
6998 "6997": "Target's bones can never be rendered invisible ",
6999 "6998": "Target's bones can't be broken by any natural physical force ",
7000 "6999": "Target's bones chime like bells when he's struck ",
7001 "7000": "Target's bones clatter inside his body like a bare skeleton ",
7002 "7001": "Target's bones combust if exposed to direct sunlight ",
7003 "7002": "Target's bones fuse into a single, inflexible mass ",
7004 "7003": "Target's bones turn to ice ",
7005 "7004": "Target's bones turn to muscle ",
7006 "7005": "Target's boots are discovered to be living organisms ",
7007 "7006": "Target's boots can never sink underwater while he wears them ",
7008 "7007": "Target's boots fuse to the ground where he's now standing ",
7009 "7008": "Target's boots turn to glass ",
7010 "7009": "Target's Charisma is raised to 25 for 1d6 rounds ",
7011 "7010": "Target's closest ally attacks him for 1d10 rounds ",
7012 "7011": "Target's closest ally is permanently invisible to him ",
7013 "7012": "Target's closest ally turns out to be his clone ",
7014 "7013": "Target's closest ally will betray him in his hour of need ",
7015 "7014": "Target's clothes always appear to be filthy ",
7016 "7015": "Target's clothes always resemble the clothes he's now wearing ",
7017 "7016": "Target's clothes and gear are affected by Reverse Gravity ",
7018 "7017": "Target's clothes and gear are highly flammable ",
7019 "7018": "Target's clothes and gear are insulated against electricity ",
7020 "7019": "Target's clothes appear 10d10 centuries out of date ",
7021 "7020": "Target's clothes appear to be made of ice ",
7022 "7021": "Target's clothes are 90% transparent while in mixed company ",
7023 "7022": "Target's clothes are as delicate as cobweb ",
7024 "7023": "Target's clothes are as rigid as boiled leather ",
7025 "7024": "Target's clothes are as susceptible to rust as iron ",
7026 "7025": "Target's clothes are chilled nearly to absolute zero ",
7027 "7026": "Target's clothes are consumed by fire, but he is unharmed ",
7028 "7027": "Target's clothes are devoured by vermin over the next 4d6 rounds ",
7029 "7028": "Target's clothes are extraordinarily elastic ",
7030 "7029": "Target's clothes are seized by the local authorities ",
7031 "7030": "Target's clothes are soaked with a fetid and viscous slime ",
7032 "7031": "Target's clothes are soaked with a powerful acid ",
7033 "7032": "Target's clothes are soaked with beer ",
7034 "7033": "Target's clothes are soaked with butterscotch pudding ",
7035 "7034": "Target's clothes are soaked with deer musk ",
7036 "7035": "Target's clothes are soaked with icy water once every 1d12 hours ",
7037 "7036": "Target's clothes are soaked with strong perfume ",
7038 "7037": "Target's clothes are stuffed full of snow ",
7039 "7038": "Target's clothes attract wasps, hornets, and bees ",
7040 "7039": "Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he uses a magic item ",
7041 "7040": "Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he wields a weapon ",
7042 "7041": "Target's clothes billow with foul smoke when he's underground ",
7043 "7042": "Target's clothes billow with scalding steam ",
7044 "7043": "Target's clothes can't be moved more than 10 yards from this spot ",
7045 "7044": "Target's clothes can't be pierced by wooden weapons ",
7046 "7045": "Target's clothes clatter like a suit of armor while he walks ",
7047 "7046": "Target's clothes combust if worn while crossing moving water ",
7048 "7047": "Target's clothes defy community standards of decency ",
7049 "7048": "Target's clothes double in size in each of the next 1d8 rounds ",
7050 "7049": "Target's clothes double in weight in each of the next 1d8 rounds ",
7051 "7050": "Target's clothes exactly match the caster's clothes ",
7052 "7051": "Target's clothes exude fragrant smoke for 1d4 weeks ",
7053 "7052": "Target's clothes glow in the dark ",
7054 "7053": "Target's clothes have been buried for weeks in a midden ",
7055 "7054": "Target's clothes heat to 500� ",
7056 "7055": "Target's clothes ignite each time he uses a magic item ",
7057 "7056": "Target's clothes inflate to the size of a house ",
7058 "7057": "Target's clothes make him appear to suffer from leprosy ",
7059 "7058": "Target's clothes mock him with whispers that only he can hear ",
7060 "7059": "Target's clothes protect him against extremes of natural weather ",
7061 "7060": "Target's clothes shrink by one percent per round ",
7062 "7061": "Target's clothes smolder from now until dawn, but he is unharmed ",
7063 "7062": "Target's clothes teleport 1d10 yards ",
7064 "7063": "Target's clothes totally unravel over the next 3d10 rounds ",
7065 "7064": "Target's clothes turn invisible each time he uses a magic item ",
7066 "7065": "Target's clothes writhe like a living creature for 24 hours ",
7067 "7066": "Target's corpse will never decay by natural processes ",
7068 "7067": "Target's current hit point total is his maximum hit point total ",
7069 "7068": "Target's deadliest foe appears in the area, armed to the teeth ",
7070 "7069": "Target's deadliest foe will rescue him in his hour of need ",
7071 "7070": "Target's death is expected to yield vast riches for his slayer ",
7072 "7071": "Target's death is one of the final precursors to the apocalypse ",
7073 "7072": "Target's death will awaken a nightmarish, slumbering deity ",
7074 "7073": "Target's death will be horrible enough to inspire legends ",
7075 "7074": "Target's death will bring swift retaliation from the authorities ",
7076 "7075": "Target's death will herald the coming of an age of horrors ",
7077 "7076": "Target's death will inflict a plague upon the surrounding area ",
7078 "7077": "Target's death will lead to mass rioting ",
7079 "7078": "Target's death will reveal him to be a horrific, demonic entity ",
7080 "7079": "Target's ears are indestructible ",
7081 "7080": "Target's ears are prehensile ",
7082 "7081": "Target's ears are the size of dinner plates ",
7083 "7082": "Target's ears explode if removed ",
7084 "7083": "Target's ears melt like wax ",
7085 "7084": "Target's ears migrate about his head as the days wear on ",
7086 "7085": "Target's ears migrate to his shoulders ",
7087 "7086": "Target's ears shrivel and fall off over the next 1d8 days ",
7088 "7087": "Target's ears turn slowly counter-clockwise ",
7089 "7088": "Target's ears, nose, and lips are invisible for 1d4 days ",
7090 "7089": "Target's ears, nose, and lips double in size ",
7091 "7090": "Target's ears, nose, and lips fall off ",
7092 "7091": "Target's ears, nose, and lips turn bright blue ",
7093 "7092": "Target's entire family is arrested by royal decree ",
7094 "7093": "Target's explodes if any attempt is made at resurrection ",
7095 "7094": "Target's expression is permanently locked into a manic smile ",
7096 "7095": "Target's eyes appear to be bundles of writhing worms ",
7097 "7096": "Target's eyes appear to be tiny fireballs ",
7098 "7097": "Target's eyes automatically filter out harmfully bright light ",
7099 "7098": "Target's eyes bulge from the top of his head like a frog's eyes ",
7100 "7099": "Target's eyes bulge to the size of hen's eggs ",
7101 "7100": "Target's eyes burst, blinding him, but they grow back in 1d4 days ",
7102 "7101": "Target's eyes can move independently, like a chameleon's ",
7103 "7102": "Target's eyes each have 1d4 irises and pupils ",
7104 "7103": "Target's eyes glow with malevolent fire when he faces true north ",
7105 "7104": "Target's eyes merge into a single eye somewhere on his face ",
7106 "7105": "Target's eyes migrate to just above his ears ",
7107 "7106": "Target's eyes see normally but appear lifeless like a doll's eyes ",
7108 "7107": "Target's eyes steam and hiss like quenching metal ",
7109 "7108": "Target's face appears to have been roughly chiseled out of coal ",
7110 "7109": "Target's face appears to have been welded to his skull ",
7111 "7110": "Target's face begins to look more and more bat-like ",
7112 "7111": "Target's face can't be harmed by acid ",
7113 "7112": "Target's face glows pale green when he tells a lie ",
7114 "7113": "Target's face is badly sunburned in a checkerboard pattern ",
7115 "7114": "Target's face is flattened to his skull ",
7116 "7115": "Target's face is scarred as by acid or flame ",
7117 "7116": "Target's face is scarred as though horribly slashed years ago ",
7118 "7117": "Target's face is tattooed with cryptic runes and sigils ",
7119 "7118": "Target's face looks as though he's been pounded with hammers ",
7120 "7119": "Target's face looks as though something exploded in his nose ",
7121 "7120": "Target's face looks like badly melted wax ",
7122 "7121": "Target's face migrates to the top of his head ",
7123 "7122": "Target's family disowns him and places a bounty on his head ",
7124 "7123": "Target's family includes at least one demonic abomination ",
7125 "7124": "Target's family relocates to a distant land without telling him ",
7126 "7125": "Target's feet appear to be made of clay ",
7127 "7126": "Target's feet are fused to the ground beneath him ",
7128 "7127": "Target's feet are henceforth clear like glass ",
7129 "7128": "Target's feet are now prehensile, but his hands are not ",
7130 "7129": "Target's feet can rotate 360� at the ankle without harming him ",
7131 "7130": "Target's feet can't come within one yard of each other ",
7132 "7131": "Target's feet explode if he ventures more than one mile from here ",
7133 "7132": "Target's feet shriek incessantly while he wears shoes or boots ",
7134 "7133": "Target's fingernails are hard as steel and susceptible to rust ",
7135 "7134": "Target's fingernails begin to grow 1d4 inches per round ",
7136 "7135": "Target's fingernails glow like burning coals ",
7137 "7136": "Target's fingernails pulse with an unholy glow under moonlight ",
7138 "7137": "Target's fingernails react to water like pure sodium ",
7139 "7138": "Target's fingers and thumbs are intertwined like tangled rope ",
7140 "7139": "Target's fingers and thumbs connect directly to his wrists ",
7141 "7140": "Target's fingers and thumbs shuffle positions ",
7142 "7141": "Target's fingers merge into a single digit like a mitten ",
7143 "7142": "Target's fists are attracted to each other like strong magnets ",
7144 "7143": "Target's fists are each as large as his head ",
7145 "7144": "Target's fists can't come within five feet of the ground ",
7146 "7145": "Target's fists retract into his forearms when not in use ",
7147 "7146": "Target's flesh is utterly transparent to artificial light ",
7148 "7147": "Target's footfalls strike sparks on the ground ",
7149 "7148": "Target's footprints are perfectly rectangular ",
7150 "7149": "Target's footprints completely vanish after 1d10 rounds ",
7151 "7150": "Target's footprints look like arrows pointing which way he went ",
7152 "7151": "Target's footprints look like he's executing complex dance steps ",
7153 "7152": "Target's forearms are invisible ",
7154 "7153": "Target's hair can't be cut by non-magical metal ",
7155 "7154": "Target's hair falls out and is replaced by lush feathers ",
7156 "7155": "Target's hair falls out and is replaced by thick grass ",
7157 "7156": "Target's hair falls out and tiny spikes sprout all over his head ",
7158 "7157": "Target's hair floats as though underwater ",
7159 "7158": "Target's hair grows 1d12 inches each time he's struck by magic ",
7160 "7159": "Target's hair is severely tangled in the nearest tree or bush ",
7161 "7160": "Target's hair is styled into a tall bouffant ",
7162 "7161": "Target's hair moves from his head to somewhere else on his body ",
7163 "7162": "Target's hair noticeably changes color every six hours ",
7164 "7163": "Target's hands and feet are abnormally spongy ",
7165 "7164": "Target's hands and feet are scarred with arcane symbols ",
7166 "7165": "Target's hands and feet are tightly wrapped in adhesive cloth ",
7167 "7166": "Target's hands and feet can never be rendered magically invisible ",
7168 "7167": "Target's hands and feet give off unsettling vapors ",
7169 "7168": "Target's hands and feet reform into perfect cubes ",
7170 "7169": "Target's hands and feet shuffle their locations ",
7171 "7170": "Target's hands and feet turn to pig's hooves for 1d4 days ",
7172 "7171": "Target's hands applaud despite his wishes for 3d10 rounds ",
7173 "7172": "Target's hands are bound in adamantite shackles ",
7174 "7173": "Target's hands are encased in thick blobs of candle wax ",
7175 "7174": "Target's hands are invisible while he wields a weapon ",
7176 "7175": "Target's hands are magically slicked with butter for 1d4 hours ",
7177 "7176": "Target's hands are nailed to the nearest tree ",
7178 "7177": "Target's hands are shaped like those of a bat, minus the wings ",
7179 "7178": "Target's hands are utterly paralyzed until he's struck by magic ",
7180 "7179": "Target's hands attempt to strangle him for 3d10 rounds ",
7181 "7180": "Target's hands become ethereal while he wields a weapon ",
7182 "7181": "Target's hands can never be severed from his arms ",
7183 "7182": "Target's hands can't be burned by acid, fire, or electricity ",
7184 "7183": "Target's hands can't be burned by magical fire ",
7185 "7184": "Target's hands can't be cut by any blade forged by a mortal ",
7186 "7185": "Target's hands can't be cut by non-magical blades ",
7187 "7186": "Target's hands can't come within 18 inches of his mouth ",
7188 "7187": "Target's hands change color each hour ",
7189 "7188": "Target's hands combust if he tries to wear gloves ",
7190 "7189": "Target's hands combust if they come into contact with each other ",
7191 "7190": "Target's hands flap like birds' wings for 1d10 rounds ",
7192 "7191": "Target's hands freeze to the next wooden object he touches ",
7193 "7192": "Target's hands fuse to the next metal object he handles ",
7194 "7193": "Target's hands fuse together behind his back ",
7195 "7194": "Target's hands itch slightly when he touches a magic item ",
7196 "7195": "Target's hands look black and necrotic after handling magic items ",
7197 "7196": "Target's hands melt like wax if exposed to magical fire ",
7198 "7197": "Target's hands rotate 180� at the wrists ",
7199 "7198": "Target's hands shrink by 50% ",
7200 "7199": "Target's hands steam vigorously when he's struck by magic ",
7201 "7200": "Target's hands try to grab his ankles while he's walking ",
7202 "7201": "Target's hands turn to metal but otherwise function normally ",
7203 "7202": "Target's hands vanish while he sleeps but return before he wakes ",
7204 "7203": "Target's hat animates and attempts to eat his head ",
7205 "7204": "Target's hat bleeds profusely until sunset tomorrow ",
7206 "7205": "Target's hat is replaced by a spittoon or chamber pot ",
7207 "7206": "Target's hat is replaced by half of a hollowed-out coconut ",
7208 "7207": "Target's head always appear to face true north ",
7209 "7208": "Target's head appears as a photo-negative ",
7210 "7209": "Target's head appears to age at a rate of one year per day ",
7211 "7210": "Target's head appears to be a naked brain ",
7212 "7211": "Target's head appears to be made of delicate porcelain ",
7213 "7212": "Target's head appears to be made of fire ",
7214 "7213": "Target's head appears to be made of ice ",
7215 "7214": "Target's head appears to be made of pure gold ",
7216 "7215": "Target's head appears to be made of sand ",
7217 "7216": "Target's head appears to be made of the finest crystal ",
7218 "7217": "Target's head appears to be made of wood ",
7219 "7218": "Target's head appears to be severely cracked like an egg ",
7220 "7219": "Target's head blazes with illusory fire for 1d4 months ",
7221 "7220": "Target's head can survive away from his body for 3d8 hours ",
7222 "7221": "Target's head can't be harmed by magical electricity ",
7223 "7222": "Target's head considers itself separate from his body ",
7224 "7223": "Target's head deflates like a balloon while he sleeps ",
7225 "7224": "Target's head explodes but regrows over the next 1d10 rounds ",
7226 "7225": "Target's head explodes if he's decapitated ",
7227 "7226": "Target's head glows like a jack-o-lantern ",
7228 "7227": "Target's head goes on a murderous rampage if he's decapitated ",
7229 "7228": "Target's head has a chunk missing as though hacked by an axe ",
7230 "7229": "Target's head has a large hole through it like a doughnut ",
7231 "7230": "Target's head has an arrow running harmlessly through it ",
7232 "7231": "Target's head increases in size by a factor of 1d4+1 ",
7233 "7232": "Target's head is artificial ",
7234 "7233": "Target's head is claimed as a sacred relic by orcs or goblins ",
7235 "7234": "Target's head is clear like glass for 1d4 weeks ",
7236 "7235": "Target's head is covered in coarse and ugly scales ",
7237 "7236": "Target's head is covered with numerous disc-shaped scars ",
7238 "7237": "Target's head is encased in a durable, transparent globe ",
7239 "7238": "Target's head is enclosed in an indestructible helmet ",
7240 "7239": "Target's head is enwrapped in delicate gold filigree ",
7241 "7240": "Target's head is flattened on top like a pounded wooden stake ",
7242 "7241": "Target's head is immune to extremes of pressure ",
7243 "7242": "Target's head is impervious to magical fire ",
7244 "7243": "Target's head is impervious to missile weapons ",
7245 "7244": "Target's head is impervious to non-magical bludgeons ",
7246 "7245": "Target's head is impervious to polymorph magic ",
7247 "7246": "Target's head is invisible from the chin to the ears ",
7248 "7247": "Target's head is of no particular physiological importance ",
7249 "7248": "Target's head is prehensile ",
7250 "7249": "Target's head is protected as though he's wearing a steel helmet ",
7251 "7250": "Target's head is scarred as though split down the middle ",
7252 "7251": "Target's head is shaped like a light bulb ",
7253 "7252": "Target's head is Slowed for 1d4 hours ",
7254 "7253": "Target's head is stuck in a huge conch shell ",
7255 "7254": "Target's head is vestigial ",
7256 "7255": "Target's head no longer ages ",
7257 "7256": "Target's head seems on the verge of bursting ",
7258 "7257": "Target's head shrinks to the size of his closed fist ",
7259 "7258": "Target's head spins rapidly at the neck for 2d10 rounds ",
7260 "7259": "Target's head splits in half, revealing his real head inside ",
7261 "7260": "Target's head strongly resembles a foot ",
7262 "7261": "Target's head throbs visibly when he's angry ",
7263 "7262": "Target's head vanishes and his face appears on his chest ",
7264 "7263": "Target's head was stolen from a necromancer's workshop ",
7265 "7264": "Target's head will be claimed by warring factions after he dies ",
7266 "7265": "Target's heart is safe in a silver urn buried in the forest ",
7267 "7266": "Target's heart turns to solid gold, potentially killing him ",
7268 "7267": "Target's highest attribute score drops to 3 for 2d12 hours ",
7269 "7268": "Target's highest attribute score is halved for 1d4 days ",
7270 "7269": "Target's highest attribute score is re-rolled daily ",
7271 "7270": "Target's hindquarters resemble those of a donkey ",
7272 "7271": "Target's hit points are doubled for the next 24 hours ",
7273 "7272": "Target's huge likeness appears on the side of a nearby mountain ",
7274 "7273": "Target's image appears on every flag and banner within 10 miles ",
7275 "7274": "Target's internal organs have been culled from various animals ",
7276 "7275": "Target's internal organs murmur and chant inside him ",
7277 "7276": "Target's internal organs shuffle positions ",
7278 "7277": "Target's internal organs turn into infernal oranges ",
7279 "7278": "Target's intestines are more intelligent than he is ",
7280 "7279": "Target's intestines are replaced by a length of noisy chain ",
7281 "7280": "Target's jawbone becomes that of an ass ",
7282 "7281": "Target's knees and elbows become ball-joints like his shoulders ",
7283 "7282": "Target's knees and elbows can't straighten to more than 120� ",
7284 "7283": "Target's knees and elbows creak like rusty metal ",
7285 "7284": "Target's knees and elbows vanish ",
7286 "7285": "Target's large intestine explodes ",
7287 "7286": "Target's left arm has Strength 18/00 ",
7288 "7287": "Target's left arm is fused into a nearby boulder ",
7289 "7288": "Target's left arm is permanently invisible ",
7290 "7289": "Target's left arm moves to his right shoulder ",
7291 "7290": "Target's left foot appears to be that of a large duck ",
7292 "7291": "Target's left foot can never again tolerate a shoe or boot ",
7293 "7292": "Target's left foot henceforth appears to be badly mangled ",
7294 "7293": "Target's left foot is wholly invulnerable to all harm ",
7295 "7294": "Target's left foot sinks six inches into the ground at each step ",
7296 "7295": "Target's left foot sprouts a pair of thumbs ",
7297 "7296": "Target's left foot takes root ",
7298 "7297": "Target's legs are covered in bark ",
7299 "7298": "Target's legs are fireproof ",
7300 "7299": "Target's legs are invisible in direct sunlight ",
7301 "7300": "Target's legs are shaped like springs and twang when he walks ",
7302 "7301": "Target's legs can't be cut by non-magical weapons ",
7303 "7302": "Target's legs exactly resemble his arms ",
7304 "7303": "Target's legs exchange positions ",
7305 "7304": "Target's legs fuse together, and his arms fuse to his sides ",
7306 "7305": "Target's legs shrink by 1d10 x 10% for 1d12 hours ",
7307 "7306": "Target's level is halved ",
7308 "7307": "Target's limbs change proportion to match those of an infant ",
7309 "7308": "Target's limbs shrink to the size of an infant's limbs ",
7310 "7309": "Target's lips are sewn shut with fine gold wire ",
7311 "7310": "Target's lips move constantly as though he's singing to himself ",
7312 "7311": "Target's lips vanish ",
7313 "7312": "Target's loses 1d10 levels but regains one per day ",
7314 "7313": "Target's maximum natural lifespan doubles ",
7315 "7314": "Target's maximum natural lifespan increases by 1d100 years ",
7316 "7315": "Target's maximum natural lifespan is 1d10 years more than his age ",
7317 "7316": "Target's maximum natural lifespan is reduced by 50% ",
7318 "7317": "Target's memories of the last 1d12 hours are full of butterflies ",
7319 "7318": "Target's memories of the last 1d12 hours are vivid but incorrect ",
7320 "7319": "Target's most valuable possession animates and attacks him ",
7321 "7320": "Target's most valuable possession becomes brittle as glass ",
7322 "7321": "Target's most valuable possession bursts into flame ",
7323 "7322": "Target's most valuable possession can't be affected by magic ",
7324 "7323": "Target's most valuable possession doubles in size ",
7325 "7324": "Target's most valuable possession flies toward him at great speed ",
7326 "7325": "Target's most valuable possession is affected by reverse gravity ",
7327 "7326": "Target's most valuable possession is an illusion ",
7328 "7327": "Target's most valuable possession is coveted by all who see it ",
7329 "7328": "Target's most valuable possession is encased in glass ",
7330 "7329": "Target's most valuable possession is indestructible ",
7331 "7330": "Target's most valuable possession is sold for 1d100 gold pieces ",
7332 "7331": "Target's most valuable possession is stolen by the king ",
7333 "7332": "Target's most valuable possession now belongs to someone else ",
7334 "7333": "Target's most valuable possession turns permanently invisible ",
7335 "7334": "Target's most valuable possession turns to lead ",
7336 "7335": "Target's mouth and each nostril is plugged by a cork ",
7337 "7336": "Target's mouth and one of his eyes exchange places ",
7338 "7337": "Target's mouth appears to be full of angry hornets ",
7339 "7338": "Target's mouth can speak with a mind of its own ",
7340 "7339": "Target's mouth can't be opened while he's wearing a hat ",
7341 "7340": "Target's mouth glows as though he's eating fireflies ",
7342 "7341": "Target's mouth glows like a forge ",
7343 "7342": "Target's mouth is full of moths ",
7344 "7343": "Target's mouth is now located on the back of his head ",
7345 "7344": "Target's mouth is packed completely full of leaves ",
7346 "7345": "Target's mouth is replaced by a duck's bill ",
7347 "7346": "Target's mouth is replaced by a hideous scolex ",
7348 "7347": "Target's mouth is replaced by a toucan's beak ",
7349 "7348": "Target's mouth opens to a span of 4d4 inches ",
7350 "7349": "Target's mouth vanishes for 1d6 hours ",
7351 "7350": "Target's neck and head shift 1d4+4 inches to the left ",
7352 "7351": "Target's neck attempts to devour his head ",
7353 "7352": "Target's neck can extend an additional 1d4 feet at will ",
7354 "7353": "Target's neck can retract into his torso like a turtle's ",
7355 "7354": "Target's neck can't be broken ",
7356 "7355": "Target's neck doubles in length ",
7357 "7356": "Target's neck flares like a lizard's frill when he's angry ",
7358 "7357": "Target's neck has a frill like a triceratops ",
7359 "7358": "Target's neck is as thin as a spear-shaft ",
7360 "7359": "Target's neck is encircled by a tight steel collar ",
7361 "7360": "Target's neck is impervious to blades ",
7362 "7361": "Target's neck is scarred and twisted as if he survived a hanging ",
7363 "7362": "Target's next 1d10 attacks affect him as well ",
7364 "7363": "Target's next 1d10 attacks don't take effect for 1d10 rounds ",
7365 "7364": "Target's next 1d10 attacks have a damage bonus of 1d6 hit points ",
7366 "7365": "Target's next 1d10 attacks inflict only illusionary damage ",
7367 "7366": "Target's next attack inflicts damage that only a Wish can heal ",
7368 "7367": "Target's next missile attack automatically strikes him instead ",
7369 "7368": "Target's next missile attack causes whoever is hit to combust ",
7370 "7369": "Target's next missile attack equally injures an extra 1d6 people ",
7371 "7370": "Target's next missile attack Heals its victim to full hit points ",
7372 "7371": "Target's next missile attack inflicts 1d10 times normal damage ",
7373 "7372": "Target's next missile attack strikes a nearby tree and ignites it ",
7374 "7373": "Target's next missile attack teleports whoever it hits 1d4 miles ",
7375 "7374": "Target's next missile attack turns its victim invisible ",
7376 "7375": "Target's nose looks like a small, clenched fist ",
7377 "7376": "Target's nose turns into a wolf's snout under the full moon ",
7378 "7377": "Target's nose turns to flint ",
7379 "7378": "Target's nostrils are each as large as his mouth ",
7380 "7379": "Target's nostrils glow with an unholy radiance ",
7381 "7380": "Target's nostrils migrate to the top of his head ",
7382 "7381": "Target's own corpse appears from the future as a powerful undead ",
7383 "7382": "Target's physical age is now 1d100 ",
7384 "7383": "Target's pockets and mouth are full of sand ",
7385 "7384": "Target's possessions are hidden beneath a nearby boulder ",
7386 "7385": "Target's possessions are possessed by a powerful demon ",
7387 "7386": "Target's possessions turn to solid aluminum ",
7388 "7387": "Target's possessions, if enchanted, acquire hostile intelligence ",
7389 "7388": "Target's possessions, if enchanted, swap their enchantments ",
7390 "7389": "Target's presence causes birds to fall silent ",
7391 "7390": "Target's presence causes birds to sing ominous songs ",
7392 "7391": "Target's presence causes insects to exhibit strange behaviors ",
7393 "7392": "Target's presence causes magical metal to appear badly tarnished ",
7394 "7393": "Target's presence causes metal to yield disturbing reflections ",
7395 "7394": "Target's presence causes priests and clerics to blaspheme openly ",
7396 "7395": "Target's presence causes Summoned creatures to be Slowed ",
7397 "7396": "Target's presence causes undead to appear to smolder gently ",
7398 "7397": "Target's presence is 20% likely to make Summoned creatures vanish ",
7399 "7398": "Target's presence makes cooked meat taste blood-raw ",
7400 "7399": "Target's presence makes fires burn in a festive blue-green hue ",
7401 "7400": "Target's presence makes foliage appear sickly and blighted ",
7402 "7401": "Target's presence makes hoofed animals nervous ",
7403 "7402": "Target's presence makes impassable trails seem passable ",
7404 "7403": "Target's presence makes merchants hostile to bargaining ",
7405 "7404": "Target's presence makes mind-reading impossible ",
7406 "7405": "Target's presence makes missile weapons leave rainbow trails ",
7407 "7406": "Target's presence makes secret doors twice as easy to find ",
7408 "7407": "Target's presence makes secret doors twice as hard to find ",
7409 "7408": "Target's presence makes smoke assume disturbing, ghostly shapes ",
7410 "7409": "Target's presence renders clockwork devices temporarily inert ",
7411 "7410": "Target's presence renders magical weapons temporarily invisible ",
7412 "7411": "Target's presence renders maps temporarily illegible ",
7413 "7412": "Target's principal weapon sprouts 10d10 roses ",
7414 "7413": "Target's scent causes hallucinations in animals used to track him ",
7415 "7414": "Target's shadow appears to flicker like a shadowy flame ",
7416 "7415": "Target's shadow can travel up to 1d4 miles away from him ",
7417 "7416": "Target's shadow races around him in a tight circle ",
7418 "7417": "Target's shadow rises up and tries to strangle him ",
7419 "7418": "Target's skin acquires 1d100 blasphemous tattoos ",
7420 "7419": "Target's skin ages 10X as fast as the rest of his body ",
7421 "7420": "Target's skin appears permanently stained with blood ",
7422 "7421": "Target's skin appears slightly inflated after each battle ",
7423 "7422": "Target's skin appears to be the texture of pumice ",
7424 "7423": "Target's skin appears to be the texture of sandstone ",
7425 "7424": "Target's skin appears to have been gnawed by countless rodents ",
7426 "7425": "Target's skin appears to have been roughly stitched together ",
7427 "7426": "Target's skin appears to have been torn off and reattached ",
7428 "7427": "Target's skin appears to have been turned inside-out ",
7429 "7428": "Target's skin appears uniformly smooth and waxy ",
7430 "7429": "Target's skin appears weathered like an ancient statue ",
7431 "7430": "Target's skin attracts scavengers as if it were carrion ",
7432 "7431": "Target's skin can't be burned, but fire still causes him pain ",
7433 "7432": "Target's skin can't be cut ",
7434 "7433": "Target's skin can't be cut by magical weapons under moonlight ",
7435 "7434": "Target's skin can't be cut, and his mouth and nose seal shut ",
7436 "7435": "Target's skin can't be pierced by carved wood ",
7437 "7436": "Target's skin can't be pierced by stone weapons ",
7438 "7437": "Target's skin can't be pierced by teeth or claws ",
7439 "7438": "Target's skin cracks painfully like a dried-up riverbed ",
7440 "7439": "Target's skin develops an intricate patchwork of scars ",
7441 "7440": "Target's skin displays a series of concentric rings like a target ",
7442 "7441": "Target's skin displays cryptic and constantly-changing runes ",
7443 "7442": "Target's skin doubles in size ",
7444 "7443": "Target's skin erupts into countless weeping boils ",
7445 "7444": "Target's skin erupts with 3d10 acrid fungal outgrowths ",
7446 "7445": "Target's skin freezes to his weapon each time he wields it ",
7447 "7446": "Target's skin gives him a natural AC of 3, but only while naked ",
7448 "7447": "Target's skin glistens as though soaked with lamp oil ",
7449 "7448": "Target's skin glows cherry red during melee ",
7450 "7449": "Target's skin glows pale green in moonlight ",
7451 "7450": "Target's skin has the texture of rough bark ",
7452 "7451": "Target's skin is 10% likely to be fireproof during any given day ",
7453 "7452": "Target's skin is a widely coveted delicacy ",
7454 "7453": "Target's skin is actually an intricate pattern of tiny tiles ",
7455 "7454": "Target's skin is as combustible as paper ",
7456 "7455": "Target's skin is as hard as bronze ",
7457 "7456": "Target's skin is as white as snow until the next vernal equinox ",
7458 "7457": "Target's skin is charred and blackened, but he is unharmed ",
7459 "7458": "Target's skin is covered in scales like a fish ",
7460 "7459": "Target's skin is flayed from his limbs, but it regrows by dawn ",
7461 "7460": "Target's skin is forever the color of the next stone he touches ",
7462 "7461": "Target's skin is invisible by firelight ",
7463 "7462": "Target's skin is invisible in the presence of undead ",
7464 "7463": "Target's skin is invisible while he's standing in water ",
7465 "7464": "Target's skin is magically delicious ",
7466 "7465": "Target's skin is mildly magnetic while wet ",
7467 "7466": "Target's skin is patterned like a checkerboard ",
7468 "7467": "Target's skin is patterned like a Holstein ",
7469 "7468": "Target's skin is patterned like modern camouflage gear ",
7470 "7469": "Target's skin is permanently and disturbingly moist ",
7471 "7470": "Target's skin is permanently crisscrossed with fine lines ",
7472 "7471": "Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with caster's name ",
7473 "7472": "Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with his own name ",
7474 "7473": "Target's skin is repeatedly tattooed with slurs against the king ",
7475 "7474": "Target's skin is rumored to produce the world's finest leather ",
7476 "7475": "Target's skin reeks of mold and mildew ",
7477 "7476": "Target's skin reflects torchlight perfectly, but not sunlight ",
7478 "7477": "Target's skin ripples in the wind like a cloth sheet ",
7479 "7478": "Target's skin rotates 180� ",
7480 "7479": "Target's skin shimmers like mother-of-pearl from now on ",
7481 "7480": "Target's skin sizzles harmlessly on contact with water ",
7482 "7481": "Target's skin smolders during combat ",
7483 "7482": "Target's skin turns as black as pitch while in sunlight ",
7484 "7483": "Target's skin will melt if he gets too close to a campfire ",
7485 "7484": "Target's skin writhes and pulses while he's eating ",
7486 "7485": "Target's skull is inscribed with a mysterious rune of power ",
7487 "7486": "Target's skull sprouts numerous knobby projections ",
7488 "7487": "Target's speech is intelligible to anyone, regardless of language ",
7489 "7488": "Target's speech is reversed while his weapon is drawn ",
7490 "7489": "Target's speech seems unaccountably rude and aggressive ",
7491 "7490": "Target's speech sounds like the buzzing of innumerable bees ",
7492 "7491": "Target's spine bends 90� halfway along its length ",
7493 "7492": "Target's spine can twist 360� without harming him ",
7494 "7493": "Target's spine doubles in length ",
7495 "7494": "Target's spine is fused into a single bone for 1d8 hours ",
7496 "7495": "Target's spine is indestructible ",
7497 "7496": "Target's spine is reconfigured like a quadruped's ",
7498 "7497": "Target's spine juts from his flesh along his entire back ",
7499 "7498": "Target's spine sprouts needle-sharp projections ",
7500 "7499": "Target's spine twists like a corkscrew ",
7501 "7500": "Target's sternum sprouts 2d4 inch-long spikes ",
7502 "7501": "Target's sternum turns to glass ",
7503 "7502": "Target's sternum turns to steel ",
7504 "7503": "Target's sternum vanishes ",
7505 "7504": "Target's sweat is brightly phosphorescent by firelight ",
7506 "7505": "Target's teeth and tongue fall out when he next opens his mouth ",
7507 "7506": "Target's teeth and tongue turn invisible ",
7508 "7507": "Target's teeth are etched with cryptic runes ",
7509 "7508": "Target's teeth are perfectly reflective of natural light ",
7510 "7509": "Target's teeth are so beautiful that they're painful to look at ",
7511 "7510": "Target's teeth can never be rendered invisible ",
7512 "7511": "Target's teeth glow brightly while his mouth is open ",
7513 "7512": "Target's teeth glow like coals in a forge ",
7514 "7513": "Target's teeth glow like torches when he's struck by magic ",
7515 "7514": "Target's teeth resonate in his jaw when he uses a magic item ",
7516 "7515": "Target's teeth shoot from his mouth like bullets ",
7517 "7516": "Target's teeth teleport into the mouth of someone nearby ",
7518 "7517": "Target's teeth turn as black as coal ",
7519 "7518": "Target's teeth turn to diamonds 1d4 hours after being extracted ",
7520 "7519": "Target's teeth turn to soap ",
7521 "7520": "Target's teeth turn to steel ",
7522 "7521": "Target's teeth were cut from diamonds by a Gnome master lapidary ",
7523 "7522": "Target's toes are each as large as his big toe ",
7524 "7523": "Target's toes become gangrenous ",
7525 "7524": "Target's toes constantly exude a fragrant steam ",
7526 "7525": "Target's toes each grow 1d12 inches, rolling for each separately ",
7527 "7526": "Target's torso and arms are encased in tight-fitting steel plate ",
7528 "7527": "Target's torso and arms are invisible for 1d4 months ",
7529 "7528": "Target's torso does not age and will not decay upon death ",
7530 "7529": "Target's torso inspires fear and dread in all who touch it ",
7531 "7530": "Target's torso is artificial ",
7532 "7531": "Target's torso is hollow and can store up to 2d4 cubic feet ",
7533 "7532": "Target's torso is pierced by 4d10 long needles ",
7534 "7533": "Target's torso is reproduced as a marble sculpture nearby ",
7535 "7534": "Target's torso is sought by wizards for its alchemical properties ",
7536 "7535": "Target's torso regenerates his limbs and head as needed ",
7537 "7536": "Target's torso shines like a beacon for 1d4 days ",
7538 "7537": "Target's torso shines like a beacon when he uses a magic item ",
7539 "7538": "Target's torso shrinks by 50% ",
7540 "7539": "Target's torso sprouts a face with malign intelligence and power ",
7541 "7540": "Target's torso teleports 1d4 feet to the left ",
7542 "7541": "Target's torso unzips and dumps out all of his organs ",
7543 "7542": "Target's vertebrae are replaced by titanium replicas ",
7544 "7543": "Target's vision is unimpaired by non-magical rain ",
7545 "7544": "Target's voice causes metal to resonate lightly ",
7546 "7545": "Target's voice crackles with static until sunrise tomorrow ",
7547 "7546": "Target's voice induces fear in herbivores ",
7548 "7547": "Target's voice inspires confidence in others of his species ",
7549 "7548": "Target's voice inspires dread in anyone of the opposite sex ",
7550 "7549": "Target's voice is inaudible to others of his species ",
7551 "7550": "Target's voice is nearly unintelligible when he wields his weapon ",
7552 "7551": "Target's voice issues from his navel ",
7553 "7552": "Target's voice issues from his weapon for the next few weeks ",
7554 "7553": "Target's voice issues from the nearest wooden object ",
7555 "7554": "Target's voice issues from this spot for 2d10 days ",
7556 "7555": "Target's voice seems to issue from whomever he's addressing ",
7557 "7556": "Target's voice sounds as though he's shouting from a distance ",
7558 "7557": "Target's voice sounds like a muted trumpet ",
7559 "7558": "Target's voice sounds like someone of the opposite sex ",
7560 "7559": "Target's voice sounds like the barking of feral dogs ",
7561 "7560": "Target's voice sounds like the braying of donkeys ",
7562 "7561": "Target's voice sounds like the chirping of crickets for 3d8 hours ",
7563 "7562": "Target's voice sounds like the honking of geese ",
7564 "7563": "Target's voice sounds oddly artificial and disturbing ",
7565 "7564": "Target's waterskin is filled with his own blood ",
7566 "7565": "Target's waterskin is filled with hot pepper sauce ",
7567 "7566": "Target's waterskin is filled with liquid soap ",
7568 "7567": "Target's waterskin is filled with mercury ",
7569 "7568": "Target's waterskin is filled with molten gold ",
7570 "7569": "Target's waterskin is filled with water from the River Styx ",
7571 "7570": "Target's weapon adheres to the next creature whose blood it draws ",
7572 "7571": "Target's weapon adheres to the next person to touch it ",
7573 "7572": "Target's weapon appears to be an umbrella while not in use ",
7574 "7573": "Target's weapon appears to be made of cheese for 1d6 days ",
7575 "7574": "Target's weapon appears to be made of diamond ",
7576 "7575": "Target's weapon appears to be made of ice ",
7577 "7576": "Target's weapon appears to be made of solid water ",
7578 "7577": "Target's weapon appears to be of much higher quality than it is ",
7579 "7578": "Target's weapon appears to be very hot to anyone else wielding it ",
7580 "7579": "Target's weapon appears to be worth 50X its real value ",
7581 "7580": "Target's weapon attacks him the next time he's wounded in battle ",
7582 "7581": "Target's weapon attracts the attention of the authorities ",
7583 "7582": "Target's weapon attracts undead while it's drawn ",
7584 "7583": "Target's weapon blazes with illusionary flame while it's drawn ",
7585 "7584": "Target's weapon burns anyone who wields it, other than the target ",
7586 "7585": "Target's weapon burns like an oil-soaked wick but isn't consumed ",
7587 "7586": "Target's weapon burns target's hand the next time he wields it ",
7588 "7587": "Target's weapon can be disassembled into 1d20 tiny pieces ",
7589 "7588": "Target's weapon can freeze 10 cubic feet of water, once per week ",
7590 "7589": "Target's weapon can hurl 2d6 magic missiles, then it disappears ",
7591 "7590": "Target's weapon can inflict no damage for 1d10 rounds ",
7592 "7591": "Target's weapon can injure anyone now within 1d10 feet of it ",
7593 "7592": "Target's weapon can injure but not kill anyone ",
7594 "7593": "Target's weapon can return polymorphed beings to their true forms ",
7595 "7594": "Target's weapon can spray enough octopus ink to blind one foe ",
7596 "7595": "Target's weapon can't be altered by any non-magical means ",
7597 "7596": "Target's weapon can't be harmed by magical fire ",
7598 "7597": "Target's weapon can't be teleported ",
7599 "7598": "Target's weapon can't be wielded unless the wielder is naked ",
7600 "7599": "Target's weapon can't cut flesh for 1d12 hours ",
7601 "7600": "Target's weapon can't harm non-humanoid mammals ",
7602 "7601": "Target's weapon can't harm undead ",
7603 "7602": "Target's weapon can't injure anyone of his sex ",
7604 "7603": "Target's weapon can't injure anyone of the opposite sex ",
7605 "7604": "Target's weapon can't pass through doorways ",
7606 "7605": "Target's weapon causes fire to be invisible while it's drawn ",
7607 "7606": "Target's weapon causes him to issue ridiculous threats ",
7608 "7607": "Target's weapon causes its wielder to be Slowed during melee ",
7609 "7608": "Target's weapon clangs like a bell when used in melee ",
7610 "7609": "Target's weapon coils about his arm for 1d4 rounds ",
7611 "7610": "Target's weapon delivers an electrical shock with every strike ",
7612 "7611": "Target's weapon develops an intense and obvious dislike of him ",
7613 "7612": "Target's weapon dims light in a 10-yard radius while it's drawn ",
7614 "7613": "Target's weapon disintegrates if ever it wounds him ",
7615 "7614": "Target's weapon disintegrates if it's hit by magic ",
7616 "7615": "Target's weapon disrupts infravision within a 100 yard radius ",
7617 "7616": "Target's weapon dissolves its wielder's clothes during battle ",
7618 "7617": "Target's weapon doubles in weight after each failed strike ",
7619 "7618": "Target's weapon doubles in weight each time it draws blood ",
7620 "7619": "Target's weapon draws lightning bolts down from the sky ",
7621 "7620": "Target's weapon drips with blood until it next draws blood ",
7622 "7621": "Target's weapon drips with molasses during battle ",
7623 "7622": "Target's weapon enables him to breathe underwater for 3d8 rounds ",
7624 "7623": "Target's weapon explodes if ever it inflicts maximum damage ",
7625 "7624": "Target's weapon floats on water as readily as wood ",
7626 "7625": "Target's weapon giggles menacingly upon contact with blood ",
7627 "7626": "Target's weapon glows as bright as the sun, but only to him ",
7628 "7627": "Target's weapon glows blue except in the presence of orcs ",
7629 "7628": "Target's weapon glows blue in his presence ",
7630 "7629": "Target's weapon glows blue in the presence of orcs or birds ",
7631 "7630": "Target's weapon glows blue in the presence of swords ",
7632 "7631": "Target's weapon glows blue whenever he tries to remain hidden ",
7633 "7632": "Target's weapon glows brightly when his blood has been spilled ",
7634 "7633": "Target's weapon glows like a firefly when wielded underground ",
7635 "7634": "Target's weapon glows red hot during battle but doesn't harm him ",
7636 "7635": "Target's weapon grows to 10x its normal size ",
7637 "7636": "Target's weapon has a +10 ToHit and Damage bonus for 1d4 rounds ",
7638 "7637": "Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against him ",
7639 "7638": "Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against his allies ",
7640 "7639": "Target's weapon has a +4 bonus when used against the caster ",
7641 "7640": "Target's weapon has a +4 bonus while he's standing in water ",
7642 "7641": "Target's weapon has a -4 ToHit penalty while in direct sunlight ",
7643 "7642": "Target's weapon has a constant sheath of frost ",
7644 "7643": "Target's weapon has been broken and reforged many times ",
7645 "7644": "Target's weapon has been prophesied to kill the king ",
7646 "7645": "Target's weapon has never been tempered or hardened ",
7647 "7646": "Target's weapon heats to 1,000� the next time it draws blood ",
7648 "7647": "Target's weapon hisses during battle like quenched steel ",
7649 "7648": "Target's weapon hums audibly during battle ",
7650 "7649": "Target's weapon induces a fear of magic in anyone wounded by it ",
7651 "7650": "Target's weapon induces pessimism in his allies during melee ",
7652 "7651": "Target's weapon induces racial hatred in Dwarves and Elves ",
7653 "7652": "Target's weapon induces vertigo in anyone wielding it ",
7654 "7653": "Target's weapon induces vertigo in anyone wounded by it ",
7655 "7654": "Target's weapon inflates like a balloon ",
7656 "7655": "Target's weapon inspires him to embark on a murderous rampage ",
7657 "7656": "Target's weapon instills Fear in any who've been wounded by it ",
7658 "7657": "Target's weapon instills Fear in goblins and kobolds ",
7659 "7658": "Target's weapon instills Fear in him after each battle ",
7660 "7659": "Target's weapon instills Fear in his allies during battle ",
7661 "7660": "Target's weapon instills Fear in its wielder during melee ",
7662 "7661": "Target's weapon is 5% likely to explode when it inflicts damage ",
7663 "7662": "Target's weapon is 5% likely to kill whomever it next injures ",
7664 "7663": "Target's weapon is 5% likely to melt when immersed in water ",
7665 "7664": "Target's weapon is 5% likely to sever its wielder's hand ",
7666 "7665": "Target's weapon is 5% likely to start a war when it draws blood ",
7667 "7666": "Target's weapon is 5% likely to turn to glass in each battle ",
7668 "7667": "Target's weapon is +4 against anyone with an intelligent weapon ",
7669 "7668": "Target's weapon is 10% likely to inflict tetanus upon its wielder ",
7670 "7669": "Target's weapon is 20% likely to droop like a noodle in battle ",
7671 "7670": "Target's weapon is 20% likely to poison him when it draws blood ",
7672 "7671": "Target's weapon is 20% likely to turn ethereal during battle ",
7673 "7672": "Target's weapon is 20% likely to vanish each time he draws it ",
7674 "7673": "Target's weapon is a holy relic for a decadent tribe of kobolds ",
7675 "7674": "Target's weapon is a legendary item straight out of myth ",
7676 "7675": "Target's weapon is a mighty but hitherto unknown artifact ",
7677 "7676": "Target's weapon is a prized relic stolen from the Royal Armory ",
7678 "7677": "Target's weapon is as pliant as soft clay for 1d4 rounds ",
7679 "7678": "Target's weapon is as supple as silk for 1d4 turns ",
7680 "7679": "Target's weapon is bent into a torc around his neck ",
7681 "7680": "Target's weapon is bent into the shape of a paperclip ",
7682 "7681": "Target's weapon is chained by its hilt to a collar about his neck ",
7683 "7682": "Target's weapon is chained by its hilt to the nearest boulder ",
7684 "7683": "Target's weapon is clear like glass but is all but unbreakable ",
7685 "7684": "Target's weapon is cloned ",
7686 "7685": "Target's weapon is edible, but only to him ",
7687 "7686": "Target's weapon is embarrassed to be seen with him ",
7688 "7687": "Target's weapon is etched with his likeness ",
7689 "7688": "Target's weapon is guilty of numerous capital crimes ",
7690 "7689": "Target's weapon is highly elastic along its long axis until dawn ",
7691 "7690": "Target's weapon is immune to rust and the passage of time ",
7692 "7691": "Target's weapon is intensely coveted by demonic hordes ",
7693 "7692": "Target's weapon is intensely coveted by pacifistic monks ",
7694 "7693": "Target's weapon is invisible to everyone else during battle ",
7695 "7694": "Target's weapon is invisible to him in daylight ",
7696 "7695": "Target's weapon is invisible to him until it draws his blood ",
7697 "7696": "Target's weapon is nearly indestructible but dissolves in water ",
7698 "7697": "Target's weapon is part of a set sought by a wealthy collector ",
7699 "7698": "Target's weapon is perfectly balanced for a non-magical +2 ToHit ",
7700 "7699": "Target's weapon is permanently -2 ToHit ",
7701 "7700": "Target's weapon is refurbished to better-than-new condition ",
7702 "7701": "Target's weapon is replaced by a vastly inferior replica ",
7703 "7702": "Target's weapon is replaced by an indestructible replica ",
7704 "7703": "Target's weapon is riddled with holes but functions normally ",
7705 "7704": "Target's weapon is sheathed in a scab-like shell ",
7706 "7705": "Target's weapon is sheathed in a shell of chocolate ",
7707 "7706": "Target's weapon is sheathed in a soft wool tube ",
7708 "7707": "Target's weapon is stuck high in the branches of a nearby tree ",
7709 "7708": "Target's weapon is suddenly 10d100 years older ",
7710 "7709": "Target's weapon is thrown 1d1000 years into the past ",
7711 "7710": "Target's weapon is tied to both of the target's hands ",
7712 "7711": "Target's weapon is translucent like smoked glass ",
7713 "7712": "Target's weapon is twisted like a corkscrew ",
7714 "7713": "Target's weapon is vulnerable to magical fire while he wields it ",
7715 "7714": "Target's weapon is weightless when not in use ",
7716 "7715": "Target's weapon kills him outright if used against him ",
7717 "7716": "Target's weapon makes him 1d20 years older while it's drawn ",
7718 "7717": "Target's weapon makes him appear somehow less imposing ",
7719 "7718": "Target's weapon makes him highly susceptible illusion magic ",
7720 "7719": "Target's weapon melts if ever it's immersed in sea water ",
7721 "7720": "Target's weapon melts like a candle ",
7722 "7721": "Target's weapon must be fed one mouse or rat per day, or it dies ",
7723 "7722": "Target's weapon passes through armor unimpeded ",
7724 "7723": "Target's weapon passes through flesh unimpeded ",
7725 "7724": "Target's weapon practically reeks of malevolent hatred ",
7726 "7725": "Target's weapon puts forth huge plumes of smoke while it's drawn ",
7727 "7726": "Target's weapon renders him mute for 1d8 hours after each battle ",
7728 "7727": "Target's weapon repels his allies while it's drawn ",
7729 "7728": "Target's weapon repels non-magical vermin ",
7730 "7729": "Target's weapon repels normal flame to a distance of one foot ",
7731 "7730": "Target's weapon repels oxygen while it's drawn ",
7732 "7731": "Target's weapon ridicules him in front of his allies ",
7733 "7732": "Target's weapon rings like a bell to mark the hours ",
7734 "7733": "Target's weapon shatters the next time he's burned by fire ",
7735 "7734": "Target's weapon shatters the next time it strikes metal ",
7736 "7735": "Target's weapon shrieks until sunset tomorrow ",
7737 "7736": "Target's weapon shrinks by 75% upon contact with blood ",
7738 "7737": "Target's weapon shrinks to 10% of its normal size ",
7739 "7738": "Target's weapon spins rapidly around its axis for 10d10 rounds ",
7740 "7739": "Target's weapon sprouts 1d100 teeth along its length ",
7741 "7740": "Target's weapon sprouts leaves ",
7742 "7741": "Target's weapon starts bleeding profusely ",
7743 "7742": "Target's weapon teleports exactly 1d10 yards due north ",
7744 "7743": "Target's weapon teleports to the caster's home ",
7745 "7744": "Target's weapon teleports to the target, 1d4 weeks in the future ",
7746 "7745": "Target's weapon thinks that he's its mother ",
7747 "7746": "Target's weapon turns ethereal in the presence of other weapons ",
7748 "7747": "Target's weapon turns inside-out ",
7749 "7748": "Target's weapon turns into a rattan simulation ",
7750 "7749": "Target's weapon turns into a replica of the caster's weapon ",
7751 "7750": "Target's weapon turns into a shield for 1d4 days ",
7752 "7751": "Target's weapon turns into a small glass replica when not in use ",
7753 "7752": "Target's weapon turns into a two-by-four eight feet in length ",
7754 "7753": "Target's weapon turns into an umbrella under each full moon ",
7755 "7754": "Target's weapon turns to lightweight plastic ",
7756 "7755": "Target's weapon turns to sodium during the next rainstorm ",
7757 "7756": "Target's weapon urges him to leap from the nearest bridge ",
7758 "7757": "Target's weapon vanishes until he dies ",
7759 "7758": "Target's weapon vanishes when he dies ",
7760 "7759": "Target's weapon was forged by his descendent years in the future ",
7761 "7760": "Target's weapon was forged by someone who has never existed ",
7762 "7761": "Target's weapon was forged from the bones of a slain god ",
7763 "7762": "Target's weapon was forged in a volcano by demonic weaponsmiths ",
7764 "7763": "Target's weapon was forged on the western slope of Heaven ",
7765 "7764": "Target's weapon was lost in a tragic shipwreck decades ago ",
7766 "7765": "Target's weapon was shrinks him by 5% each time it draws blood ",
7767 "7766": "Target's weapon was stolen from the gods, and they want it back ",
7768 "7767": "Target's weapon weighs as much as he does ",
7769 "7768": "Target's weapon whispers terrible secrets to any who wield it ",
7770 "7769": "Target's weapon will be instrumental in the world's destruction ",
7771 "7770": "Target's weapon will be irretrievably lost by this time tomorrow ",
7772 "7771": "Target's weapons and gear teleport 10d10 yards into the air ",
7773 "7772": "Target's weight quadruples while he's swimming or wading ",
7774 "7773": "Target's weight temporarily doubles with each step upon a bridge ",
7775 "7774": "Teleportation is impossible within 10 yards of target ",
7776 "7775": "The bones of target's hand and feet turn to high-grade steel ",
7777 "7776": "The buzzing of bees fills the air whenever target draws a weapon ",
7778 "7777": "The flesh of target's face pulses as though full of maggots ",
7779 "7778": "The ground beneath target's feet briefly acts as a trampoline ",
7780 "7779": "The ground beneath target's feet briefly shines like the sun ",
7781 "7780": "The ground beneath target's feet collapses into a cave below ",
7782 "7781": "The ground beneath target's feet contains an unquiet spirit ",
7783 "7782": "The ground now at target's feet acquires sentience ",
7784 "7783": "The ground now at target's feet appears in the caster's home ",
7785 "7784": "The ground now at target's feet breaks off and drifts out to sea ",
7786 "7785": "The ground now at target's feet collapses into a cavern below ",
7787 "7786": "The ground now at target's feet conceals a sacred cairn ",
7788 "7787": "The ground now at target's feet explodes for 10d10 hit points ",
7789 "7788": "The ground now at target's feet exudes noxious and fetid vapors ",
7790 "7789": "The ground now at target's feet heats to 10 x 1d100 degrees ",
7791 "7790": "The ground now at target's feet hides the gate to a buried city ",
7792 "7791": "The ground now at target's feet hurls him 1d4 miles away ",
7793 "7792": "The ground now at target's feet is a blanket over a deep pit ",
7794 "7793": "The ground now at target's feet is a portal to some nether plane ",
7795 "7794": "The ground now at target's feet is an illusion ",
7796 "7795": "The ground now at target's feet is charred black as by a bonfire ",
7797 "7796": "The ground now at target's feet is dangerously slick with ice ",
7798 "7797": "The ground now at target's feet is edible ",
7799 "7798": "The ground now at target's feet is forever barren of vegetation ",
7800 "7799": "The ground now at target's feet is fused into glass ",
7801 "7800": "The ground now at target's feet is intensely magnetic ",
7802 "7801": "The ground now at target's feet is invisible to him ",
7803 "7802": "The ground now at target's feet is obviously artificial ",
7804 "7803": "The ground now at target's feet is powerfully toxic to him ",
7805 "7804": "The ground now at target's feet is soaked with blood ",
7806 "7805": "The ground now at target's feet is strewn with shards of metal ",
7807 "7806": "The ground now at target's feet is strongly adhesive ",
7808 "7807": "The ground now at target's feet is the back of a huge turtle ",
7809 "7808": "The ground now at target's feet is the top of a buried column ",
7810 "7809": "The ground now at target's feet is yanked from under him ",
7811 "7810": "The ground now at target's feet rises 10d10 yards into the air ",
7812 "7811": "The ground now at target's feet seems to move like a ship's deck ",
7813 "7812": "The ground now at target's feet shines as bright as the sun ",
7814 "7813": "The ground now at target's feet sinks 1d10 yards into the ground ",
7815 "7814": "The ground now at target's feet starts to digest him ",
7816 "7815": "The ground now at target's feet suppresses magic within 10 yards ",
7817 "7816": "The ground now at target's feet turns to cement and hardens ",
7818 "7817": "The ground now at target's feet turns to cobblestone ",
7819 "7818": "The ground now at target's feet turns to molten glass ",
7820 "7819": "The ground now at target's feet turns to quicksand ",
7821 "7820": "The ground now at target's feet turns to warm butter ",
7822 "7821": "The ground now at target's feet whispers horrific threats to him ",
7823 "7822": "The left half of target's skeleton rebels against the right ",
7824 "7823": "The left half of target's skeleton vanishes ",
7825 "7824": "The right half of target's head vanishes, but he is unharmed ",
7826 "7825": "The scent of the target's blood induces Fear in others ",
7827 "7826": "The scent of the target's blood induces paranoid delusions ",
7828 "7827": "The scent of the target's blood induces profound calm in horses ",
7829 "7828": "The scent of the target's blood inspires savage bloodlust ",
7830 "7829": "The sight of the target's weapon affects undead like sunlight ",
7831 "7830": "The sight of the target's weapon induces intense covetousness ",
7832 "7831": "The target is blamed for the worst thing that has ever happened ",
7833 "7832": "The target takes credit for all sorts of diplomatic successes ",
7834 "7833": "The top few inches of target's head vanish, but he is unharmed ",
7835 "7834": "Thousands of nails are embedded harmlessly in target's flesh ",
7836 "7835": "Thousands of snails rain down harmlessly upon the target ",
7837 "7836": "To the target, all liquids taste like acrid poison ",
7838 "7837": "To the target, all liquids taste like his own blood ",
7839 "7838": "To the target, all liquids taste like strong vinegar ",
7840 "7839": "To the target, all liquids taste like the sweetest nectar ",
7841 "7840": "To the target, everyone appears to be a hideously decayed corpse ",
7842 "7841": "To the target, everyone appears to be an artificial approximation ",
7843 "7842": "To the target, everyone appears to be plated in gold ",
7844 "7843": "To the target, the previous 1d4 rounds were only a dream ",
7845 "7844": "Undead are attracted to the target as though he can help them ",
7846 "7845": "Undead are invisible to the target ",
7847 "7846": "Undead can't speak in the target's presence ",
7848 "7847": "Undead declare a coordinated war against the target ",
7849 "7848": "Undead ignore target and can't be harmed by him ",
7850 "7849": "Undead recognize the target as one of their own ",
7851 "7850": "Undead that attack the target are 40% likely to be Turned ",
7852 "7851": "Undead will not relent until the target is also undead ",
7853 "7852": "Until dawn, target resembles the person who last wounded him ",
7854 "7853": "Until sunset tonight, all within one mile want to kill the target ",
7855 "7854": "Vines bind the target tightly to a nearby tree ",
7856 "7855": "Vines sprout from any open wounds the target now has ",
7857 "7856": "Vines sprout from the ground at target's feet and attack him ",
7858 "7857": "Vines sprout from the target's weapon and bind his limbs ",
7859 "7858": "Viscous slime drips from the target's mouth from now on ",
7860 "7859": "Water always feels 50� colder to the target ",
7861 "7860": "Water boils on contact with the target's flesh ",
7862 "7861": "Water gives no benefit to target if imbibed while indoors ",
7863 "7862": "Water has no weight when carried by the target ",
7864 "7863": "Water induces amnesia in target if ingested between dawn and noon ",
7865 "7864": "Water is a deadly poison to target for 2d12 hours ",
7866 "7865": "Water is invisible while within 10 feet of the target ",
7867 "7866": "Water is toxic to target if ingested between noon and dusk ",
7868 "7867": "Water spews from target's ears during battle ",
7869 "7868": "Waterfowl attack the target on sight ",
7870 "7869": "Waterfowl swear eternal loyalty to the target ",
7871 "7870": "Weapons are invisible to the target while he wields them ",
7872 "7871": "Whatever is now in target's hand heats to 500� ",
7873 "7872": "Whatever is now in target's hand is embossed with his name ",
7874 "7873": "Whatever is now in target's hand is replaced by a sunflower ",
7875 "7874": "Whatever is now in target's hand is worth 10X its normal value ",
7876 "7875": "Whatever is now in target's hand now belongs to the caster ",
7877 "7876": "Whatever is now in target's hand turns to gold ",
7878 "7877": "Whatever is now in target's hand vanishes for 1d6 days ",
7879 "7878": "Whatever is now in target's hand weighs more than he does ",
7880 "7879": "Whatever target does, he claims some bizarre, fantastical motive ",
7881 "7880": "Whatever target does, he claims to be fulfilling his deity's will ",
7882 "7881": "Whatever target is wearing is stuck to him like glue ",
7883 "7882": "When caster dies, target begins aging 1d10 years per round ",
7884 "7883": "When injured, target is 5% likely to fly into a berserker rage ",
7885 "7884": "When injured, target is 10% likely to attack his nearest ally ",
7886 "7885": "When injured, target must Save or go blind until the next round ",
7887 "7886": "When injured, target weeps like a baby for 1d10 rounds ",
7888 "7887": "When target dies, all within one mile are struck blind until dawn ",
7889 "7888": "When target dies, countless abhorrent deeds are attributed to him ",
7890 "7889": "When target dies, everyone who knew him forgets all about him ",
7891 "7890": "When target dies, he is posthumously crowned king ",
7892 "7891": "When target dies, he is rumored never to have existed ",
7893 "7892": "When target dies, he's immediately resurrected 10d100 miles away ",
7894 "7893": "When target dies, his corpse animates and races to this spot ",
7895 "7894": "When target dies, his corpse attacks the nearest person ",
7896 "7895": "When target dies, his corpse burns with green flame until sunset ",
7897 "7896": "When target dies, his corpse grows by a factor of 2d10 ",
7898 "7897": "When target dies, his corpse immediately turns to granite ",
7899 "7898": "When target dies, his corpse metamorphoses into something awful ",
7900 "7899": "When target dies, his corpse runs wild through the nearest town ",
7901 "7900": "When target dies, his corpse teleports into the caster's home ",
7902 "7901": "When target dies, his killer is hailed as a national hero ",
7903 "7902": "When target dies, his killer is named his executor ",
7904 "7903": "When target dies, his skeleton animates as a free willed undead ",
7905 "7904": "When target dies, his soul commandeers the nearest undead body ",
7906 "7905": "When target dies, his soul is trapped in his weapon ",
7907 "7906": "When target draws a weapon, a nearby tree drops its leaves ",
7908 "7907": "When target draws a weapon, he can't put it down until sunset ",
7909 "7908": "When target draws a weapon, he feels that he'll die in 1d6 rounds ",
7910 "7909": "When target draws a weapon, he must declare his name and title ",
7911 "7910": "When target draws a weapon, he must draw blood within 1d6 rounds ",
7912 "7911": "When target draws a weapon, he must pass a DEX check or drop it ",
7913 "7912": "When target draws a weapon, he must Save or lose 1d4-1 hit points ",
7914 "7913": "When target draws a weapon, he's randomly teleported 1d20 yards ",
7915 "7914": "When target draws a weapon, he's stricken with intense fear ",
7916 "7915": "When target draws a weapon, he's stunned for 1d4 rounds ",
7917 "7916": "When target draws a weapon, his allies all shout his name ",
7918 "7917": "When target draws a weapon, his weapon arm glows like a firefly ",
7919 "7918": "When target draws a weapon, it costs him 1d4 gold pieces ",
7920 "7919": "When target draws a weapon, it turns invisible for 1d4 rounds ",
7921 "7920": "When target draws a weapon, me must Save or become wildly drunk ",
7922 "7921": "When target draws a weapon, someone nearby declares him a coward ",
7923 "7922": "When target draws a weapon, someone nearby laughs at him ",
7924 "7923": "When target draws a weapon, the scent of eggs fills the air ",
7925 "7924": "When target is next struck by magic, he becomes chaotic evil ",
7926 "7925": "When target is next struck by magic, he becomes powerfully drunk ",
7927 "7926": "When target is next struck by magic, he hates that spell's caster ",
7928 "7927": "When target is next struck by magic, he teleports 1d6 miles ",
7929 "7928": "When target next sleeps, a small tree sprouts from his chest ",
7930 "7929": "When target next sleeps, everyone nearby dreams of killing him ",
7931 "7930": "When target next sleeps, he sleeps for 2d20 days and nights ",
7932 "7931": "When target next spills blood, any coins he's holding are doubled ",
7933 "7932": "When target next spills blood, he finds 1d1000 gold pieces ",
7934 "7933": "When target next spills blood, he is excommunicated and condemned ",
7935 "7934": "When target next spills blood, he loses 1d10 hit points ",
7936 "7935": "When target next spills blood, he loses any wealth he's carrying ",
7937 "7936": "When target next spills blood, he regains 1d10 hit points ",
7938 "7937": "When target next spills blood, he suffers cannibalistic urges ",
7939 "7938": "When target next spills blood, he suffers dreadful hallucinations ",
7940 "7939": "When target next spills blood, he takes a vow of pacifism ",
7941 "7940": "When target next spills blood, he thinks he'll die by nightfall ",
7942 "7941": "When target next spills blood, he vanishes for 1d4 days ",
7943 "7942": "When target next spills blood, he's thrown 4d8 yards into the air ",
7944 "7943": "When target next spills blood, his allies attack him ",
7945 "7944": "When target next spills blood, his clothes are soaked in it ",
7946 "7945": "When target next spills blood, his clothes burst into flame ",
7947 "7946": "When target next spills blood, his feet take root in the ground ",
7948 "7947": "When target next spills blood, his allies think he's dying ",
7949 "7948": "When target next spills blood, his skin and hair become blood-red ",
7950 "7949": "When target next spills blood, his Strength is halved until dawn ",
7951 "7950": "When target next spills blood, his victim grows obsessed with him ",
7952 "7951": "When target next spills blood, his waterskin fills with blood ",
7953 "7952": "When target next spills blood, his weapon attacks him ",
7954 "7953": "When target next spills blood, his weapon steams and hisses ",
7955 "7954": "When target next spills blood, his weapon vanishes for 1d4 days ",
7956 "7955": "When target next uses rope, he ties an insoluble knot ",
7957 "7956": "When target next uses rope, he's attacked by undead skeletons ",
7958 "7957": "When target next uses rope, it attacks him as if it were a snake ",
7959 "7958": "When target next uses rope, it hauls him high into the air ",
7960 "7959": "When target next uses rope, it shocks him like electrical wire ",
7961 "7960": "When target next uses rope, it winds around him and combusts ",
7962 "7961": "When target rolls a natural 20 ToHit, he wounds himself instead ",
7963 "7962": "When target rolls a natural 20 ToHit, his weapon explodes ",
7964 "7963": "When target says his name, he adds a wildly effusive honorific ",
7965 "7964": "When target says his name, he can't tell a lie for one hour ",
7966 "7965": "When target says his name, his age doubles ",
7967 "7966": "When target says his name, his clothes are soaked with brine ",
7968 "7967": "When target says his name, his clothes become amazingly clean ",
7969 "7968": "When target says his name, mocking laughter echoes in the sky ",
7970 "7969": "When target says his name, someone nearby adopts his name ",
7971 "7970": "When target says his name, someone nearby forgets his own name ",
7972 "7971": "When target says his name, someone nearby weeps openly ",
7973 "7972": "When target sees or is hit by magic, he giggles for 1d10 rounds ",
7974 "7973": "When target sees or is hit by magic, his head becomes invisible ",
7975 "7974": "When target sneezes, 1d4 nearby trees are rendered invisible ",
7976 "7975": "When target sneezes, bits of hot gravel spray from his nostrils ",
7977 "7976": "When target uses magic, he thinks he's spinning rapidly ",
7978 "7977": "While outdoors, target feels uncomfortable walking upright ",
7979 "7978": "While outdoors, target perceives everything to be shrouded in fog ",
7980 "7979": "While target sleeps, he dreams that he's in hell ",
7981 "7980": "While target sleeps, he dreams that he's undergoing surgery ",
7982 "7981": "While target sleeps, he is invisible and inaudible to his allies ",
7983 "7982": "While target sleeps, he sees and hears through the caster ",
7984 "7983": "While target sleeps, he's 40% likely to regain 1d10 hit points ",
7985 "7984": "While target sleeps, he's absolutely invulnerable to harm ",
7986 "7985": "While target sleeps, he's bound by countless spider webs ",
7987 "7986": "While target sleeps, his body races away in a random direction ",
7988 "7987": "While target sleeps, his clothes deteriorate to filthy rags ",
7989 "7988": "While target sleeps, someone writes obscene limericks on his skin ",
7990 "7989": "While target stands still, he rotates slowly counter-clockwise ",
7991 "7990": "While target stands still, pigeons treat him just like a statue ",
7992 "7991": "Yesterday, target ate 1d10 pounds of baked beans ",
7993 "7992": "Yesterday, target had dark premonitions of this exact moment ",
7994 "7993": "Yesterday, target ingested some powerful but slow-acting poison ",
7995 "7994": "Yesterday, target learned that he and caster are closely related ",
7996 "7995": "Yesterday, target learned that he had 36 hours left to live ",
7997 "7996": "Yesterday, target stole a magic ruby from a dragon ",
7998 "7997": "Yesterday, target took a sacred vow that he just now violated ",
7999 "7998": "Yesterday, target was sentenced to be executed at dawn tomorrow ",
8000 "7999": "Yesterday, target's feet were burned to a crisp ",
8001 "8000": "Yesterday, target's head was removed and shoddily reattached ",
8002 "8001": "1,000 cubic feet of dirt and rock rise as a 16HD earth elemental ",
8003 "8002": "1d10 nearby trees uproot and race to the nearest town square ",
8004 "8003": "1d10 nearby trees uproot and vanish into the sky ",
8005 "8004": "1d100 adorable but demonic puppies scamper through the area ",
8006 "8005": "1d100 skeletons rise from the ground and begin building a pyramid ",
8007 "8006": "1d100 stone spheres, one foot in diameter, appear in the area ",
8008 "8007": "1d100% of a major continent sinks beneath the sea ",
8009 "8008": "1d1000 clay bricks fall from the sky ",
8010 "8009": "1d1000 skeletons rise from the ground and march to the sea ",
8011 "8010": "1d20 skeletons rise from the ground and attack anyone nearby ",
8012 "8011": "1d4 creatures nearby are suddenly gold-plated ",
8013 "8012": "1d4 creatures nearby double in size ",
8014 "8013": "1d4 gallons of molten gold pour from the target point ",
8015 "8014": "1d4 magical golden apples appear nearby ",
8016 "8015": "1d6 aggressive, human-sized pigeons appear in the area ",
8017 "8016": "1d6 horses nearby are turned into carousel horses ",
8018 "8017": "1d6 people nearby adopt entirely new personalities ",
8019 "8018": "1d6 people nearby are 50% likely to gain a level or die outright ",
8020 "8019": "1d6 people nearby are chained together ",
8021 "8020": "1d6 people nearby are duplicated exactly ",
8022 "8021": "1d6 people nearby are hurled high into the air ",
8023 "8022": "1d6 people nearby are identified as harbingers of vile pestilence ",
8024 "8023": "1d6 people nearby are pulled into the target point and destroyed ",
8025 "8024": "1d6 people nearby are tarred and feathered ",
8026 "8025": "1d6 people nearby are teleported 1d4 miles ",
8027 "8026": "1d6 people nearby are unable to wield weapons for 1d8 hours ",
8028 "8027": "1d6 people nearby can breathe water as readily as air ",
8029 "8028": "1d6 people nearby feel like they're drowning ",
8030 "8029": "1d6 people nearby flee from the area at top speed ",
8031 "8030": "1d6 people nearby grow feathers like peacocks ",
8032 "8031": "1d6 people nearby grow wool like sheep ",
8033 "8032": "1d6 people nearby join forces against all others nearby ",
8034 "8033": "1d6 people nearby look exactly alike ",
8035 "8034": "1d6 people nearby look like children for 1d4 years ",
8036 "8035": "1d6 people nearby must Save or be Disintegrated ",
8037 "8036": "1d6 people nearby shrink by 5d10+50% ",
8038 "8037": "1d6 people nearby will become zombies in 3d6 days ",
8039 "8038": "2d100 spectators appear in the area ",
8040 "8039": "2d100 wild bulls appear in the area ",
8041 "8040": "4d10 duplicates of someone nearby appear in the area ",
8042 "8041": "4d100 zombies appear in the area and race to the nearest town ",
8043 "8042": "4d100 zombies appear in the area and start attacking ",
8044 "8043": "A 100 yard radius is blanketed by a thick cloud of chlorine gas ",
8045 "8044": "A 100 yard radius is blanketed by snow to a depth of 2d4 feet ",
8046 "8045": "A 100 yard radius is carpeted with small white pebbles ",
8047 "8046": "A 100 yard radius is covered by a dense growth of fragrant grass ",
8048 "8047": "A 100 yard radius is covered by ankle-deep fetid mud ",
8049 "8048": "A 100 yard radius is covered by ankle-deep white sand ",
8050 "8049": "A 100 yard radius is covered by slimy, decaying vegetable matter ",
8051 "8050": "A 100 yard radius is covered with acrid cinders and ash ",
8052 "8051": "A 100 yard radius is covered with nuggets of artificial stone ",
8053 "8052": "A 100 yard radius is discovered to be an ancient graveyard ",
8054 "8053": "A 100 yard radius is encircled by a dense curtain of smoke ",
8055 "8054": "A 100 yard radius is encircled by a moat of lava 20 feet across ",
8056 "8055": "A 100 yard radius is encircled by a ring of raised earth ",
8057 "8056": "A 100 yard radius is encircled by a wall of hay bales ",
8058 "8057": "A 100 yard radius is indistinguishable from the moon's surface ",
8059 "8058": "A 100 yard radius is rendered totally silent until dawn tomorrow ",
8060 "8059": "A 100 yard radius is shaken by a powerful earthquake for 1d4 days ",
8061 "8060": "A 100 yard radius is strewn with blood-soaked rags ",
8062 "8061": "A 100 yard radius is strewn with decaying marine life ",
8063 "8062": "A 100 yard radius is strewn with jagged metal and coils of wire ",
8064 "8063": "A 100 yard radius is strewn with seashells and driftwood ",
8065 "8064": "A 100 yard radius is stripped of vegetation, soil, and water ",
8066 "8065": "A 100 yard radius swirls with finely-milled flour for 1d6 turns ",
8067 "8066": "A 1d10 mile radius becomes a dense and temperate forest ",
8068 "8067": "A 1d10 mile radius becomes a pastoral idyll ",
8069 "8068": "A 1d10 mile radius becomes a peaceful lake ",
8070 "8069": "A 1d10 mile radius becomes an arid and desolate desert ",
8071 "8070": "A 5,000 pound iron slab appears 1d10 yards above the target point ",
8072 "8071": "A baby born in a nearby town is prophesied to destroy the kingdom ",
8073 "8072": "A baby born in a nearby town is the spawn of a powerful demon ",
8074 "8073": "A blasphemous tome appears at the target point ",
8075 "8074": "A charred human corpse bearing a magical sword appears nearby ",
8076 "8075": "A column of green light shines from the target point into the sky ",
8077 "8076": "A cube of dry ice 10 feet across appears at the target point ",
8078 "8077": "A cube of granite 10 feet across appears a the target point ",
8079 "8078": "A deafening cacophony blares from the target point until sunset ",
8080 "8079": "A deity has died, and someone nearby is blamed for his death ",
8081 "8080": "A dense tangle of thorny vines fills the area ",
8082 "8081": "A featureless black slab appears nearby measuring 1 x 4 x 9 ",
8083 "8082": "A fissure runs from beneath the target point to the nearest lake ",
8084 "8083": "A flaming sword appears at the target point, turning every way ",
8085 "8084": "A flock of 5d20 human-sized geese lands in the area ",
8086 "8085": "A four-dimensional cube appears at the target point ",
8087 "8086": "A fully outfitted galleon appears nearby ",
8088 "8087": "A gargantuan, tentacled monstrosity rises from the nearest ocean ",
8089 "8088": "A giant sequoia quickly grows from beneath the target point ",
8090 "8089": "A heavy rope runs from the target point into the sky ",
8091 "8090": "A herd of animals not native to this area stampedes through it ",
8092 "8091": "A horrifyingly loathsome creature races through the area ",
8093 "8092": "A huge army appears to be approaching from the distance ",
8094 "8093": "A huge city is just barely visible on the surface of the moon ",
8095 "8094": "A huge earthen fist rises from the ground below the target point ",
8096 "8095": "A huge glacier forms at the target point over the next 1d4 days ",
8097 "8096": "A huge outcrop of beautiful crystals erupts under the target point ",
8098 "8097": "A huge vein of highly toxic metal runs directly under this area ",
8099 "8098": "A huge volume of confetti rains down in a 100 yard radius ",
8100 "8099": "A jug full of highly volatile liquid appears at the target point ",
8101 "8100": "A large pool of fetid slime appears beneath the target point ",
8102 "8101": "A large pool of liquid helium appears beneath the target point ",
8103 "8102": "A large pool of molten aluminum appears beneath the target point ",
8104 "8103": "A large, hay-packed wooden crate marked 'FRAGILE' appears nearby ",
8105 "8104": "A leather briefcase containing something beautiful appears nearby ",
8106 "8105": "A local ruler declares any use of magic to be treasonous ",
8107 "8106": "A local ruler declares some crazy new taboo punishable by death ",
8108 "8107": "A local ruler has a mad plan to tax the poor instead of the rich ",
8109 "8108": "A local ruler has ordered the execution of 1d4 people nearby ",
8110 "8109": "A local ruler has quite obviously sold his soul to a demon ",
8111 "8110": "A local ruler invades a sovereign nation under false pretenses ",
8112 "8111": "A local ruler is known to kill and eat 1d4 people each week ",
8113 "8112": "A local ruler is revealed to be an illusion ",
8114 "8113": "A local ruler is under the control of infernal powers ",
8115 "8114": "A local ruler orders the execution of anyone causing a Chaos Burst ",
8116 "8115": "A local ruler shames his title with interpersonal indiscretions ",
8117 "8116": "A local ruler values empty rhetoric over valid policy ",
8118 "8117": "A lump of heavy and very toxic metal appears at the target point ",
8119 "8118": "A massive explosion flattens all stone structures within one mile ",
8120 "8119": "A mighty hailstorm pummels the area for 1d4 hours ",
8121 "8120": "A mysterious gold sarcophagus appears at the target point ",
8122 "8121": "A new, non-magical, and deadly virus issues from the target point ",
8123 "8122": "A one mile radius appears gloomy and blighted for 1d12 months ",
8124 "8123": "A one mile radius is illuminated by full daylight for 3d10 days ",
8125 "8124": "A one mile radius is rotates 360� every 24 hours ",
8126 "8125": "A one mile radius is shrouded by an eclipse for 2d8-1 days ",
8127 "8126": "A one mile radius looks like a desert wasteland for one year ",
8128 "8127": "A perfect 10 foot sphere of ice appears at the target point ",
8129 "8128": "A pitiable demon appears at the target point, begging sanctuary ",
8130 "8129": "A powerful and malign spirit emerges from the target point ",
8131 "8130": "A powerful and radical religious sect usurps the throne ",
8132 "8131": "A powerful demon takes up residence in a nearby house ",
8133 "8132": "A powerful earthquake shifts this whole area one mile north ",
8134 "8133": "A sandstorm sweeps through the area for 2d6 turns ",
8135 "8134": "A sculpted ice portrait appears for everyone within 50 yards ",
8136 "8135": "A small, mysterious island appears in the nearest river ",
8137 "8136": "A sphere of annihilation appears at the spell's target point ",
8138 "8137": "A steel tower 100 yards tall emerges form under the target point ",
8139 "8138": "A stolen dragon egg appears at the target point ",
8140 "8139": "A stone cube 25 yards across rises from beneath the target point ",
8141 "8140": "A terrible din fills the air like the clanging of pots and pans ",
8142 "8141": "A terrible fire occurred on this site 4d6 hours ago ",
8143 "8142": "A terrible fire will occur on this site 4d6 hours from now ",
8144 "8143": "A thin shaft of stone runs from the target point to the sea ",
8145 "8144": "A tornado arises at the target point and devastates the area ",
8146 "8145": "A torrent of thick, soapy foam sprays from the target point ",
8147 "8146": "A viscous corrosive fluid drips coats all exposed rock nearby ",
8148 "8147": "A volcano erupts at the center of the nearest town ",
8149 "8148": "A volley of 10d20 arrows rains down on the area ",
8150 "8149": "A widespread peasants' revolt begins in 1d12 hours ",
8151 "8150": "A Chaos Burst occurs when each of the next 1d4 people speak nearby ",
8152 "8151": "Abnormally large locusts plague the area for 1d8 weeks ",
8153 "8152": "Acrid fungus sprouts under the target point and quickly spreads ",
8154 "8153": "Air in this area is 75% thinner than the surrounding atmosphere ",
8155 "8154": "All air within one mile is totally opaque but otherwise normal ",
8156 "8155": "All armor removed in this area shrinks by 25% ",
8157 "8156": "All armor within 50 yards becomes clear like glass ",
8158 "8157": "All armor within 50 yards is as heavy as lead ",
8159 "8158": "All armor within 50 yards is weightless for 1d12 months ",
8160 "8159": "All armor within one mile is ethereal until sunset ",
8161 "8160": "All artificial light sources within one mile are rendered inert ",
8162 "8161": "All artificial structures within 50 yards cease to exist ",
8163 "8162": "All attack rolls in the next 1d10 rounds must be made twice ",
8164 "8163": "All bags of holding within one mile are completely full of anvils ",
8165 "8164": "All birds within 50 yards explode, 1d6 hit points per bird ",
8166 "8165": "All birds within one mile are completely plucked ",
8167 "8166": "All bladed weapons within 50 yards are intensely magnetic ",
8168 "8167": "All blades within 50 yards are 10% likely to turn to gold ",
8169 "8168": "All blades within 50 yards are engraved with cryptic sigils ",
8170 "8169": "All blades within 50 yards are restored to pristine condition ",
8171 "8170": "All blades within 50 yards become clear like glass ",
8172 "8171": "All blades within 50 yards bend 90� halfway along their length ",
8173 "8172": "All blades within 50 yards must Save or crumble into rust ",
8174 "8173": "All blades within one mile are blunted until sunset ",
8175 "8174": "All blades within one mile glow cherry red until sunset tomorrow ",
8176 "8175": "All bowstrings within 50 yards break the next time they're drawn ",
8177 "8176": "All carved wood within 50 yards gains rudimentary intelligence ",
8178 "8177": "All chain mail within 50 yards appears moth-eaten and threadbare ",
8179 "8178": "All chain mail within 50 yards is highly attractive to lightning ",
8180 "8179": "All chain mail within 50 yards is slicked with ice ",
8181 "8180": "All chain mail within 50 yards is strongly magnetic ",
8182 "8181": "All cloth within 50 yards begins to digest itself ",
8183 "8182": "All cloth within 50 yards can never be rendered invisible ",
8184 "8183": "All cloth within 50 yards is as shiny and lustrous as gold ",
8185 "8184": "All cloth within 50 yards is rendered as brittle as eggshell ",
8186 "8185": "All cloth within 50 yards is rendered as stiff as wood ",
8187 "8186": "All cloth within 50 yards is scrubbed clean ",
8188 "8187": "All cloth within 50 yards is soaked with gasoline ",
8189 "8188": "All cloth within 50 yards seems unusually heavy ",
8190 "8189": "All cloth within 50 yards smolders and smokes until dawn ",
8191 "8190": "All cloth within 50 yards turns invisible upon exiting the area ",
8192 "8191": "All cloth within 50 yards turns to burlap until sunset tomorrow ",
8193 "8192": "All cloth within one mile is invisible until sunset tomorrow ",
8194 "8193": "All coins within 50 yards appear in a heap at the target point ",
8195 "8194": "All coins within 50 yards are engraved with cryptic runes ",
8196 "8195": "All coins within 50 yards are invisible under moonlight ",
8197 "8196": "All coins within 50 yards become flexible as rubber ",
8198 "8197": "All coins within 50 yards double in value ",
8199 "8198": "All coins within 50 yards explode, 1d4-1 hit points per coin ",
8200 "8199": "All coins within 50 yards heat to 1,000� ",
8201 "8200": "All coins within 50 yards turn to mercury ",
8202 "8201": "All coins within one mile are easily recognized as counterfeit ",
8203 "8202": "All curses now in effect within 100 yards are negated ",
8204 "8203": "All dragons within 1d10 miles are enraged beyond all reason ",
8205 "8204": "All dragons within 1d10 miles shrink by 10d10% ",
8206 "8205": "All Dwarves within 10 miles are secretly fond of orcs ",
8207 "8206": "All Dwarves within 10 miles are violently allergic to alcohol ",
8208 "8207": "All Dwarves within 10 miles are violently allergic to gold ",
8209 "8208": "All Dwarves within 10 miles become intensely claustrophobic ",
8210 "8209": "All Dwarves within 10 miles have orange skin and green hair ",
8211 "8210": "All Dwarves within 10 miles lose their infravision for 1d4 months ",
8212 "8211": "All Elves within 10 miles are carrying vials of Dwarf blood ",
8213 "8212": "All Elves within 10 miles develop a powerful fear of heights ",
8214 "8213": "All Elves within 10 miles forget how to speak Elvish ",
8215 "8214": "All Elves within 10 miles sprout jagged fangs ",
8216 "8215": "All Elves within 50 yards are allergic to wood ",
8217 "8216": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards doubles in weight ",
8218 "8217": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is as shiny & lustrous as gold ",
8219 "8218": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is invisible until it gets wet ",
8220 "8219": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is magnetized ",
8221 "8220": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is rustproof for one year ",
8222 "8221": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is somewhat resistant to magic ",
8223 "8222": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards is strangely opalescent ",
8224 "8223": "All ferrous metal within 50 yards vanishes until sunset tomorrow ",
8225 "8224": "All fires lit in this area are waterproof for the next 1d6 weeks ",
8226 "8225": "All fires lit in this area flare up wildly for 1d4 rounds ",
8227 "8226": "All fires lit in this area reek of brimstone ",
8228 "8227": "All flesh within 50 yards is clear like glass until sunset ",
8229 "8228": "All foliage within 50 yards is poisonous to humans and demihumans ",
8230 "8229": "All foliage within 50 yards is replaced by plastic replicas ",
8231 "8230": "All food consumed within one mile is overpoweringly delicious ",
8232 "8231": "All food consumed within one mile is unpalatably bitter ",
8233 "8232": "All food within 50 yards completely spoils by sunset ",
8234 "8233": "All food within 50 yards freezes solid ",
8235 "8234": "All food within 50 yards is crawling with illusory maggots ",
8236 "8235": "All food within 50 yards is poisonous for the next 1d4 hours ",
8237 "8236": "All food within 50 yards is stripped of all nutritive value ",
8238 "8237": "All food within one mile turns to salt ",
8239 "8238": "All footprints within one mile fossilize by dawn tomorrow ",
8240 "8239": "All forged steel within 100 yards turns to aluminum ",
8241 "8240": "All forged steel within 100 yards turns to slate ",
8242 "8241": "All gems within 50 yards are duplicated exactly ",
8243 "8242": "All gems within 50 yards become spherical ",
8244 "8243": "All gems within 50 yards turn to sodium when placed in water ",
8245 "8244": "All gems within 50 yards vibrate in the presence of gold ",
8246 "8245": "All Gnomes within 10 miles develop a dislike of gems and jewels ",
8247 "8246": "All Gnomes within 10 miles grow 1d20 inches ",
8248 "8247": "All goblins within 10 miles appear in the immediate area ",
8249 "8248": "All goblins within 10 miles are afraid of the dark ",
8250 "8249": "All goblins within 10 miles are exterminated ",
8251 "8250": "All goblins within 10 miles are transformed into Elves ",
8252 "8251": "All goblins within 10 miles become vegetarian pacifists ",
8253 "8252": "All goblins within 10 miles swear allegiance to someone nearby ",
8254 "8253": "All goblins within 10 miles swear vengeance upon someone nearby ",
8255 "8254": "All gold within 50 yards always seems to be 200� ",
8256 "8255": "All gold within 50 yards becomes transparent when submerged ",
8257 "8256": "All gold within 50 yards begins to rust like damp steel ",
8258 "8257": "All gold within 50 yards induces extreme covetousness ",
8259 "8258": "All gold within 50 yards is 10% likely to turn to lead ",
8260 "8259": "All gold within 50 yards is 50% likely to be counterfeit ",
8261 "8260": "All gold within 50 yards is attracted to magnets like iron ",
8262 "8261": "All gold within 50 yards is drawn to the target point ",
8263 "8262": "All gold within 50 yards is indestructible for one year ",
8264 "8263": "All gold within 50 yards is irresistibly attractive to undead ",
8265 "8264": "All gold within 50 yards is severely tarnished ",
8266 "8265": "All gold within 50 yards is thrown 1d10 years into the future ",
8267 "8266": "All gold within 50 yards is weightless for 2d10 rounds ",
8268 "8267": "All gold within 50 yards sweats some kind of foul liquid ",
8269 "8268": "All ground within 10 miles is at exactly the same elevation ",
8270 "8269": "All Halflings within 10 miles develop a penchant for violence ",
8271 "8270": "All Halflings within 10 miles develop a strong wanderlust ",
8272 "8271": "All hats or helmets within 50 yards are drawn to the target point ",
8273 "8272": "All hats or hoods within 50 yards burst into flame ",
8274 "8273": "All herbivores within 100 yards are panic-stricken ",
8275 "8274": "All horses within 100 yards have built-in saddles ",
8276 "8275": "All horses within 100 yards shrink by 1% per round ",
8277 "8276": "All horses within one mile become bipedal for 1d4 weeks ",
8278 "8277": "All horses within one mile become clear like glass ",
8279 "8278": "All houses within one mile appear to be of much higher quality ",
8280 "8279": "All houses within one mile are fireproof for one year ",
8281 "8280": "All humans within 10 miles are suddenly wearing peculiar hats ",
8282 "8281": "All humans within 10 miles think that demihumans are subhuman ",
8283 "8282": "All inanimate matter nearby wobbles as though made of gelatin ",
8284 "8283": "All ink within 50 yards appears to be made from human blood ",
8285 "8284": "All ink within 50 yards is powerfully hallucinogenic ",
8286 "8285": "All ink within one mile is invisible for 2d4-1 days ",
8287 "8286": "All ink within one mile is invisible in sunlight ",
8288 "8287": "All inorganic matter within 10 miles appears blurry until sunset ",
8289 "8288": "All inorganic matter within 10 yards disappears ",
8290 "8289": "All inorganic matter within 10 yards turns to ice ",
8291 "8290": "All inorganic matter within 50 yards appears to be magical ",
8292 "8291": "All invisible matter within 100 yards becomes permanently visible ",
8293 "8292": "All invisible matter within one mile is clear like glass ",
8294 "8293": "All leather within 50 yards begins sweating profusely ",
8295 "8294": "All leather within 50 yards is as rigid as steel ",
8296 "8295": "All leather within 50 yards shatters like glass ",
8297 "8296": "All leather within 50 yards turns to silk ",
8298 "8297": "All living creatures nearby are driven away for 1d4 months ",
8299 "8298": "All living creatures nearby are enraged beyond reason ",
8300 "8299": "All lycanthropes within one mile are cured of their lycanthropy ",
8301 "8300": "All lycanthropes within one mile are locked in their current form ",
8302 "8301": "All lycanthropes within one mile develop a great fear of the dark ",
8303 "8302": "All lycanthropes within one mile have a new kind of lycanthropy ",
8304 "8303": "All magic items used nearby are 10% likely to burn out forever ",
8305 "8304": "All magic items within 50 yards appear to be blazing with fire ",
8306 "8305": "All magic items within 50 yards are easily recognized as magical ",
8307 "8306": "All magic items within 50 yards disappear until sunset tomorrow ",
8308 "8307": "All magic items within 50 yards fail to function 20% of the time ",
8309 "8308": "All magic items within 50 yards hum softly for 1d4 days ",
8310 "8309": "All magic potions within 50 yards are 10X as powerful ",
8311 "8310": "All magic potions within 50 yards are powerfully toxic ",
8312 "8311": "All magic potions within 50 yards are rendered inert ",
8313 "8312": "All magic potions within 50 yards become Potions of Flying ",
8314 "8313": "All magic potions within 50 yards freeze solid when imbibed ",
8315 "8314": "All magic potions within 50 yards induce overwhelming thirst ",
8316 "8315": "All magic potions within 50 yards induce wild hallucinations ",
8317 "8316": "All magic potions within 50 yards yield the opposite effect ",
8318 "8317": "All magic rings within 50 yards appear at the target point ",
8319 "8318": "All magic rings within 50 yards are identical in appearance ",
8320 "8319": "All magic rings within 50 yards are inert for one week ",
8321 "8320": "All magic rings within 50 yards are now as large as hula hoops ",
8322 "8321": "All magic rings within 50 yards are unharmed by fire or heat ",
8323 "8322": "All magic rings within 50 yards attract lightning ",
8324 "8323": "All magic rings within 50 yards fuse to their wearers' fingers ",
8325 "8324": "All magic rings within 50 yards grant a +1 Armor Class bonus ",
8326 "8325": "All magic rings within 50 yards must Save or Disintegrate ",
8327 "8326": "All magic rings within 50 yards shine as brightly as the Sun ",
8328 "8327": "All magic rings within 50 yards shrink by 10% with each use ",
8329 "8328": "All magic rings within 50 yards turn to crystal ",
8330 "8329": "All magic rings within 50 yards turn to lead while not being worn ",
8331 "8330": "All magic rings within 50 yards whistle softly while in use ",
8332 "8331": "All magic weapons nearby are ethereal until sunset ",
8333 "8332": "All magic weapons nearby gain an additional +1 ToHit for 1d6 days ",
8334 "8333": "All magic weapons nearby glow like fireflies under the new moon ",
8335 "8334": "All magic weapons nearby lose their enchantments until dawn ",
8336 "8335": "All magic weapons within 100 yards are non-magical for 1d4 days ",
8337 "8336": "All magical animals nearby become their non-magical equivalents ",
8338 "8337": "All magical animals nearby desire to leave the area ",
8339 "8338": "All magical garments within one mile are filthy and foul-smelling ",
8340 "8339": "All magical garments within one mile burst into flame ",
8341 "8340": "All magical light sources within 100 yards are 2X as bright ",
8342 "8341": "All magical light sources within 100 yards dim by 50% ",
8343 "8342": "All magical light sources within one mile are extinguished ",
8344 "8343": "All magical light sources within one mile are hot as normal fire ",
8345 "8344": "All magical light sources within one mile attract magical moths ",
8346 "8345": "All magical light sources within one mile flash like strobes ",
8347 "8346": "All magical light sources within one mile hum loudly while in use ",
8348 "8347": "All magical light sources within one mile only work underground ",
8349 "8348": "All magical light sources within one mile produce blood-red light ",
8350 "8349": "All magical light sources within one mile yield darkness instead ",
8351 "8350": "All mechanical locks within one mile are fused shut ",
8352 "8351": "All mechanical locks within one mile are invisible for 1d12 months ",
8353 "8352": "All mechanical locks within one mile can only open under moonlight ",
8354 "8353": "All mechanical locks within one mile spring open ",
8355 "8354": "All members of a major race are discovered to be artificial ",
8356 "8355": "All members of a major race are rendered sterile ",
8357 "8356": "All metal armor nearby has been soaking in vinegar ",
8358 "8357": "All metal armor nearby is chilled to freezing ",
8359 "8358": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards are non-removable until dawn ",
8360 "8359": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards are rustproof ",
8361 "8360": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards cause terrible chafing ",
8362 "8361": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards close into fists ",
8363 "8362": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards heat to 400� ",
8364 "8363": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards insulate against electricity ",
8365 "8364": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards shrink by 25% ",
8366 "8365": "All metal gauntlets within 50 yards turn to silk ",
8367 "8366": "All metal weapons wielded nearby seem to be 500� ",
8368 "8367": "All metal within 50 yards appears to be made of solid shadow ",
8369 "8368": "All metal within 50 yards induces frostbite while in daylight ",
8370 "8369": "All metal within 50 yards is entirely non-reflective ",
8371 "8370": "All metal within 50 yards is flammable for 2d10 rounds ",
8372 "8371": "All metal within 50 yards is indestructible until sunset tomorrow ",
8373 "8372": "All metal within 50 yards is invisible when anointed with blood ",
8374 "8373": "All metal within 50 yards is non-conductive of electricity ",
8375 "8374": "All metal within 50 yards is polished to mirror-brightness ",
8376 "8375": "All metal within 50 yards is twice as heavy when it's wet ",
8377 "8376": "All metal within 50 yards liquefies for 2d6 rounds, then reforms ",
8378 "8377": "All metal within 50 yards shimmers like mother of pearl ",
8379 "8378": "All missile weapons within 50 yards are inoperative until sunset ",
8380 "8379": "All missile weapons within 50 yards combust when they're fired ",
8381 "8380": "All missile weapons within 50 yards have 2X normal maximum range ",
8382 "8381": "All missile weapons within 50 yards vanish when they're fired ",
8383 "8382": "All nearby age 3d20 years but return to normal at sunset tomorrow ",
8384 "8383": "All nearby must eat their meat, or they can't have any pudding ",
8385 "8384": "All nearby who've drawn blood in the past day are deaf until dawn ",
8386 "8385": "All nearby who've drawn blood in the past day weep for 3d8 rounds ",
8387 "8386": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces age that many years ",
8388 "8387": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces give it all to charity ",
8389 "8388": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces heal as many hit points ",
8390 "8389": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces lose as many hit points ",
8391 "8390": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces pass out for 1d8 hours ",
8392 "8391": "All nearby with more than 10 gold pieces teleport that many yards ",
8393 "8392": "All nonliving wood within 50 yards is as brittle as a pretzel ",
8394 "8393": "All nonliving wood within 50 yards is as pliant as grass ",
8395 "8394": "All non-magical animals nearby are healed of all disease ",
8396 "8395": "All non-magical animals nearby are restored to full hit points ",
8397 "8396": "All non-magical animals nearby shrink by 40% ",
8398 "8397": "All non-magical books within 50 yards are duplicated ",
8399 "8398": "All non-magical books within 50 yards must Save or combust ",
8400 "8399": "All non-sentient animals nearby are 1d100 years ",
8401 "8400": "All non-sentient animals nearby are panic-stricken ",
8402 "8401": "All non-sentient animals within 50 yards become vaguely evil ",
8403 "8402": "All open wounds within 50 yards steam violently but harmlessly ",
8404 "8403": "All paper now nearby glows in the dark permanently ",
8405 "8404": "All paper now nearby is fireproof ",
8406 "8405": "All plant life within 10 miles is sky-blue from now on ",
8407 "8406": "All plant-based fabric within 50 yards becomes dull brown ",
8408 "8407": "All plant-based fabric within 50 yards combusts ",
8409 "8408": "All priestly magic within 500 yards is dispelled ",
8410 "8409": "All priestly magic within 500 yards is suppressed for 1d10 turns ",
8411 "8410": "All reflective surfaces in the area display imaginary scenes ",
8412 "8411": "All reflective surfaces in the area display scenes of carnage ",
8413 "8412": "All right arms within 50 yards are ethereal until sunset ",
8414 "8413": "All right arms within 50 yards are invulnerable for 1d10 hours ",
8415 "8414": "All right arms within 50 yards are paralyzed until dawn ",
8416 "8415": "All rope within 50 yards can't be cut or broken ",
8417 "8416": "All rope within 50 yards ignites along its entire length ",
8418 "8417": "All rope within 50 yards is as rigid as wood ",
8419 "8418": "All rope within 50 yards is as strong as steel wire ",
8420 "8419": "All rope within 50 yards is forever unable to hold a knot ",
8421 "8420": "All rope within 50 yards is permanently invisible ",
8422 "8421": "All rope within 50 yards shortens by 80% ",
8423 "8422": "All rope within 50 yards straightens and becomes hard as stone ",
8424 "8423": "All rope within 50 yards stretches like elastic ",
8425 "8424": "All rope within 50 yards turns to flesh ",
8426 "8425": "All saddles within 50 yards are as durable as tempered steel ",
8427 "8426": "All saddles within 50 yards disappear ",
8428 "8427": "All shields within 50 yards are fragile like glass for 1d4 rounds ",
8429 "8428": "All shields within 50 yards are impervious to fire ",
8430 "8429": "All shields within 50 yards are impervious to harm until sunset ",
8431 "8430": "All shields within 50 yards are imprinted with ugly faces ",
8432 "8431": "All shields within 50 yards gain a +1 bonus lasting 1d10 battles ",
8433 "8432": "All soil and rock within 100 yards vanishes ",
8434 "8433": "All soil within 50 yards is seeded with an aggressive vegetable ",
8435 "8434": "All soil within 50 yards turns invisible ",
8436 "8435": "All spells cast in the last 1d4 rounds are retroactively negated ",
8437 "8436": "All spells cast in the last 1d4 rounds recur in 1d4 rounds ",
8438 "8437": "All spells cast in the next 2d6 rounds are invisible in effect ",
8439 "8438": "All spells cast in the next 2d6 rounds occur 2d6 rounds later ",
8440 "8439": "All spells cast in this area are accompanied by trumpet fanfare ",
8441 "8440": "All spells cast in this area are delayed by 2d10 rounds ",
8442 "8441": "All Summoned creatures within 10 miles are dismissed ",
8443 "8442": "All Summoned creatures within 10 miles vanish in 1d4 rounds ",
8444 "8443": "All swords within one mile are hopelessly blunted for 1d4 days ",
8445 "8444": "All swords within one mile turn to golf clubs until dawn tomorrow ",
8446 "8445": "All teeth within 50 yards are as black as coal for 1d4 weeks ",
8447 "8446": "All teeth within 50 yards are rendered invisible for 1d12 months ",
8448 "8447": "All tempered metal within 50 yards is reduced in weight by 50% ",
8449 "8448": "All tempered metal within 50 yards is soft as rubber until dawn ",
8450 "8449": "All thumbs within 50 yards are immune to polymorph magic ",
8451 "8450": "All thumbs within 50 yards vanish for 1d4 hours ",
8452 "8451": "All transparent matter within one mile is as fragile as glass ",
8453 "8452": "All transparent matter within one mile is rendered invisible ",
8454 "8453": "All trees within 10 miles drop their leaves until next spring ",
8455 "8454": "All trees within 50 yards are glazed with ice ",
8456 "8455": "All trees within 50 yards are impervious to saws and axes ",
8457 "8456": "All trees within 50 yards bear watermelons for 1d4 months ",
8458 "8457": "All trees within 50 yards become ambulatory ",
8459 "8458": "All trees within 50 yards become omnivorous ",
8460 "8459": "All trees within 50 yards chant dirges at every sunset ",
8461 "8460": "All trees within 50 yards gain a semblance of sentience ",
8462 "8461": "All trees within 50 yards turn permanently invisible ",
8463 "8462": "All trees within a one mile vanish ",
8464 "8463": "All trees within one mile are cut down and stacked as cordwood ",
8465 "8464": "All trees within one mile are hollow ",
8466 "8465": "All trees within one mile crumble to dust within 1d4 days ",
8467 "8466": "All trees within one mile double in height ",
8468 "8467": "All trees within one mile drip with blood ",
8469 "8468": "All trees within one mile uproot and move 10 miles to the north ",
8470 "8469": "All trolls within 10 miles adopt a kinder, gentler philosophy ",
8471 "8470": "All trolls within 10 miles lose their ability to regenerate ",
8472 "8471": "All undead skeletons within 10 miles turn to wood ",
8473 "8472": "All undead within 1d100 miles vanish until sunset tomorrow ",
8474 "8473": "All undead within 50 yards are restored to full hit points ",
8475 "8474": "All undead within 50 yards are teleported 1d4 miles ",
8476 "8475": "All undead within 50 yards attack one random person nearby ",
8477 "8476": "All undead within one mile can exhale clouds of fog at will ",
8478 "8477": "All undead within one mile combust and burn until sunset tomorrow ",
8479 "8478": "All undead within one mile require air just like living creatures ",
8480 "8479": "All undead within one mile think that they're still alive ",
8481 "8480": "All vegetable matter within 50 yards, alive or dead, dissolves ",
8482 "8481": "All vegetation within 10 miles is 10X as nutritious for 1d4 weeks ",
8483 "8482": "All vegetation within 10 miles is incredibly toxic for 1d4 days ",
8484 "8483": "All vegetation within 10 miles tastes like manure when cooked ",
8485 "8484": "All vegetation within 50 yards becomes incredibly lush ",
8486 "8485": "All vegetation within 50 yards dies within 1d4 rounds ",
8487 "8486": "All vegetation within 50 yards grows 100X as fast for 2d4 days ",
8488 "8487": "All vegetation within 50 yards is frozen solid ",
8489 "8488": "All vegetation within 50 yards turns bone-white for 1d4 days ",
8490 "8489": "All visible trails or tracks within 10 miles vanish completely ",
8491 "8490": "All voices within 50 yards seem to issue from the same person ",
8492 "8491": "All voices within 50 yards sound identical ",
8493 "8492": "All water within 10 miles is chilled to just above freezing ",
8494 "8493": "All water within 50 yards becomes invisible ",
8495 "8494": "All water within 50 yards becomes thick like gelatin ",
8496 "8495": "All water within 50 yards does nothing to mitigate thirst ",
8497 "8496": "All water within 50 yards doubles in volume 1d6 times ",
8498 "8497": "All water within 50 yards holds its temperature for one year ",
8499 "8498": "All water within 50 yards looks foul but is fresh and sweet ",
8500 "8499": "All water within 50 yards remains liquid for at least 1d4 months ",
8501 "8500": "All water within 50 yards smells and tastes strongly of fish ",
8502 "8501": "All water within 50 yards turns to for over the next 1d4 rounds ",
8503 "8502": "All water within 50 yards turns to glass ",
8504 "8503": "All water within 50 yards turns to milk ",
8505 "8504": "All water within one mile vanishes ",
8506 "8505": "All weapons and armor within 50 yards seem to be 3X normal weight ",
8507 "8506": "All weapons nearby are bound to this area and will return to it ",
8508 "8507": "All weapons within 50 yards appear to be made of bone ",
8509 "8508": "All weapons within 50 yards are +1 ToHit until dawn tomorrow ",
8510 "8509": "All weapons within 50 yards are +10 ToHit for 1d4 rounds ",
8511 "8510": "All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit for 2d12 hours ",
8512 "8511": "All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit Summoned creatures ",
8513 "8512": "All weapons within 50 yards are +2 ToHit until their next hit ",
8514 "8513": "All weapons within 50 yards are +5 ToHit but -5 to damage ",
8515 "8514": "All weapons within 50 yards are -4 ToHit anyone currently nearby ",
8516 "8515": "All weapons within 50 yards are caked in sticky clay ",
8517 "8516": "All weapons within 50 yards are cleaned, polished, and sterilized ",
8518 "8517": "All weapons within 50 yards are edible ",
8519 "8518": "All weapons within 50 yards are etched with their owners' names ",
8520 "8519": "All weapons within 50 yards are impervious to Alteration magic ",
8521 "8520": "All weapons within 50 yards are invulnerable to acid ",
8522 "8521": "All weapons within 50 yards are marked with demonic sigils ",
8523 "8522": "All weapons within 50 yards are piled at the target point ",
8524 "8523": "All weapons within 50 yards are repelled from the target point ",
8525 "8524": "All weapons within 50 yards are sealed in candle wax ",
8526 "8525": "All weapons within 50 yards are stuck in their sheathes ",
8527 "8526": "All weapons within 50 yards are terribly unwieldy for 4d6 rounds ",
8528 "8527": "All weapons within 50 yards are the property of some distant king ",
8529 "8528": "All weapons within 50 yards attract flies and gnats for one week ",
8530 "8529": "All weapons within 50 yards exude aromatic smoke for 1d6 hours ",
8531 "8530": "All weapons within 50 yards glow red as though they're very hot ",
8532 "8531": "All weapons within 50 yards hum in the presence of spilled blood ",
8533 "8532": "All weapons within 50 yards must Save or be bent like corkscrews ",
8534 "8533": "All weapons within 50 yards steam violently on contact with water ",
8535 "8534": "All weapons within 50 yards were forged by an undead smith ",
8536 "8535": "All weapons within one mile vanish until dawn tomorrow ",
8537 "8536": "All wheeled vehicles within one mile burst into flame ",
8538 "8537": "All wheeled vehicles within one mile sink 1d4 feet into the mud ",
8539 "8538": "All wheels within one mile are chrome-plated ",
8540 "8539": "All wheels within one mile become perfectly square ",
8541 "8540": "All who saw this casting are 10% likely to be driven insane ",
8542 "8541": "All who saw this casting are healed for 1d4 hit points ",
8543 "8542": "All who saw this casting are soaked with cold gravy ",
8544 "8543": "All who saw this casting are stricken mute until sunset ",
8545 "8544": "All who saw this casting are stricken totally deaf for 1d12 hours ",
8546 "8545": "All who saw this casting are thrown 1d4 days into the future ",
8547 "8546": "All who saw this casting are unable to sleep for 2d10 days ",
8548 "8547": "All who saw this casting despise magic for until dawn tomorrow ",
8549 "8548": "All who saw this casting giggle like lunatics for 3d4 rounds ",
8550 "8549": "All who saw this casting hear an eerie moaning for 1d4 days ",
8551 "8550": "All who saw this casting howl at the moon for the next 1d8 nights ",
8552 "8551": "All who saw this casting lose 1d20 points of Wisdom until sunset ",
8553 "8552": "All who saw this casting lose 1d4 hit points ",
8554 "8553": "All who saw this casting stare at the target point until dawn ",
8555 "8554": "All who saw this casting think that its target has been slain ",
8556 "8555": "All who saw this casting undertake a pilgrimage to a distant town ",
8557 "8556": "All within 10 feet are wrapped like mummies ",
8558 "8557": "All within 10 feet feel like they've just run a marathon ",
8559 "8558": "All within 10 feet must Save or be teleported 1d100 miles ",
8560 "8559": "All within 10 feet point loses 1d100 hit points ",
8561 "8560": "All within 10 miles are convinced that the apocalypse is nigh ",
8562 "8561": "All within 10 miles identify the target point as a holy site ",
8563 "8562": "All within 10 miles seek to worship someone near the target point ",
8564 "8563": "All within 10 yards divest themselves of all gems and jewels ",
8565 "8564": "All within 10 yards find a diamond worth 1,000 gold pieces ",
8566 "8565": "All within 50 miles realize that thieves' cant is fictitious ",
8567 "8566": "All within 50 miles rise up against the king ",
8568 "8567": "All within 50 yards acquire a distinctive accent ",
8569 "8568": "All within 50 yards adopt new names and answer only to them ",
8570 "8569": "All within 50 yards age 1d12 months ",
8571 "8570": "All within 50 yards and in armor are paralyzed for 2d6 rounds ",
8572 "8571": "All within 50 yards appear blurry to each other for 1d12 hours ",
8573 "8572": "All within 50 yards appear to be 1d100 years older ",
8574 "8573": "All within 50 yards appear to be covered with festering sores ",
8575 "8574": "All within 50 yards appear to be indescribably ugly to each other ",
8576 "8575": "All within 50 yards appear to have advanced leprosy ",
8577 "8576": "All within 50 yards appear to have bubonic plague ",
8578 "8577": "All within 50 yards are 5% likely to be turned inside out ",
8579 "8578": "All within 50 yards are 5% likely to become amphibious ",
8580 "8579": "All within 50 yards are 5% likely to die at dawn tomorrow ",
8581 "8580": "All within 50 yards are 5% likely to freeze solid ",
8582 "8581": "All within 50 yards are 5% likely to inherit a small keep ",
8583 "8582": "All within 50 yards are 5% likely to suffer total amnesia ",
8584 "8583": "All within 50 yards are 10% likely to age 1d100 years ",
8585 "8584": "All within 50 yards are 10% likely to be closely related ",
8586 "8585": "All within 50 yards are 10% likely to be stricken bald forever ",
8587 "8586": "All within 50 yards are 10% likely to wake tomorrow as undead ",
8588 "8587": "All within 50 yards are -2 ToHit for 2d10 rounds ",
8589 "8588": "All within 50 yards are 20% likely to be knocked unconscious ",
8590 "8589": "All within 50 yards are 20% likely to be paralyzed for 1d4 hours ",
8591 "8590": "All within 50 yards are 20% likely to lose all but one hit point ",
8592 "8591": "All within 50 yards are 25% likely to be covered in chocolate ",
8593 "8592": "All within 50 yards are 30% likely to vanish for 1d6 rounds ",
8594 "8593": "All within 50 yards are 40% likely to regain full hit points ",
8595 "8594": "All within 50 yards are a peculiar shade of blue-gray ",
8596 "8595": "All within 50 yards are AC 0 (no modifiers) for 2d6 hours ",
8597 "8596": "All within 50 yards are arrested for sedition and treason ",
8598 "8597": "All within 50 yards are at risk of awakening a vengeful god ",
8599 "8598": "All within 50 yards are attacked by countless magpies ",
8600 "8599": "All within 50 yards are attacked by locusts ",
8601 "8600": "All within 50 yards are banded like protected wildlife ",
8602 "8601": "All within 50 yards are blamed for some recent catastrophe ",
8603 "8602": "All within 50 yards are blind while at full hit points ",
8604 "8603": "All within 50 yards are branded heretics and ordered slain ",
8605 "8604": "All within 50 yards are branded with the mark of some random god ",
8606 "8605": "All within 50 yards are carrying an additional 5d10 gold pieces ",
8607 "8606": "All within 50 yards are carrying an identical iron medallion ",
8608 "8607": "All within 50 yards are carrying ornate ceremonial daggers ",
8609 "8608": "All within 50 yards are carrying small discs of carved stone ",
8610 "8609": "All within 50 yards are charged with an arduous divine quest ",
8611 "8610": "All within 50 yards are claimed as slaves by the nearest tyrant ",
8612 "8611": "All within 50 yards are considered pariahs ",
8613 "8612": "All within 50 yards are covered in creosote ",
8614 "8613": "All within 50 yards are covered in powdered sugar like doughnuts ",
8615 "8614": "All within 50 yards are covered with honey and feathers ",
8616 "8615": "All within 50 yards are disarmed ",
8617 "8616": "All within 50 yards are discovered to be clones ",
8618 "8617": "All within 50 yards are doused with molasses ",
8619 "8618": "All within 50 yards are drafted into military service ",
8620 "8619": "All within 50 yards are draped in tough, fibrous filaments ",
8621 "8620": "All within 50 yards are draped with pungent floral garlands ",
8622 "8621": "All within 50 yards are drenched with cold, soapy water ",
8623 "8622": "All within 50 yards are drenched with olive oil ",
8624 "8623": "All within 50 yards are dressed and painted like clowns ",
8625 "8624": "All within 50 yards are dressed in black and have jet-black hair ",
8626 "8625": "All within 50 yards are dressed in high quality fur ",
8627 "8626": "All within 50 yards are dressed in illusory formal wear ",
8628 "8627": "All within 50 yards are dressed in illusory full plate armor ",
8629 "8628": "All within 50 yards are dressed in wildly inappropriate attire ",
8630 "8629": "All within 50 yards are dressed like pirates ",
8631 "8630": "All within 50 yards are enraged beyond thought or reason ",
8632 "8631": "All within 50 yards are extremely short-tempered for 1d12 hours ",
8633 "8632": "All within 50 yards are filthy as though they've never bathed ",
8634 "8633": "All within 50 yards are glazed with yellow ice ",
8635 "8634": "All within 50 yards are Held for 6d10 rounds ",
8636 "8635": "All within 50 yards are holding tiny stone carvings of themselves ",
8637 "8636": "All within 50 yards are immune to all magic for 1d6 rounds ",
8638 "8637": "All within 50 yards are immune to disease for 1d6 months ",
8639 "8638": "All within 50 yards are immune to missile fire for 2d6 rounds ",
8640 "8639": "All within 50 yards are immune to poison for 1d4 days ",
8641 "8640": "All within 50 yards are immune to polymorph magic for one year ",
8642 "8641": "All within 50 yards are immune to reason for 1d4 days ",
8643 "8642": "All within 50 yards are implicated in a huge royal scandal ",
8644 "8643": "All within 50 yards are individually shrouded in fog ",
8645 "8644": "All within 50 yards are invisible for 1d4 rounds ",
8646 "8645": "All within 50 yards are invisible to a single person nearby ",
8647 "8646": "All within 50 yards are invisible to all others within 50 yards ",
8648 "8647": "All within 50 yards are invisible to birds ",
8649 "8648": "All within 50 yards are invisible to reptiles for 1d6 hours ",
8650 "8649": "All within 50 yards are invisible when seen from below ",
8651 "8650": "All within 50 yards are involved in a diplomatic nightmare ",
8652 "8651": "All within 50 yards are invulnerable to wood for 1d10 rounds ",
8653 "8652": "All within 50 yards are liberally sprayed with octopus ink ",
8654 "8653": "All within 50 yards are now standing in the nearest building ",
8655 "8654": "All within 50 yards are now wearing tap-shoes ",
8656 "8655": "All within 50 yards are offered for sale on the open market ",
8657 "8656": "All within 50 yards are overpoweringly thirsty ",
8658 "8657": "All within 50 yards are painted with woad ",
8659 "8658": "All within 50 yards are paralyzed by indecision for 1d4 rounds ",
8660 "8659": "All within 50 yards are pardoned for any outstanding crimes ",
8661 "8660": "All within 50 yards are permanently branded as escaped slaves ",
8662 "8661": "All within 50 yards are profoundly drunk for 1d10 rounds ",
8663 "8662": "All within 50 yards are pushed 1d10 yards from the target point ",
8664 "8663": "All within 50 yards are ravenously hungry ",
8665 "8664": "All within 50 yards are restored to full hit points ",
8666 "8665": "All within 50 yards are rumored to be undead ",
8667 "8666": "All within 50 yards are rumored to belong to some bizarre cult ",
8668 "8667": "All within 50 yards are showered in maggots ",
8669 "8668": "All within 50 yards are smeared with a foul-smelling gelatin ",
8670 "8669": "All within 50 yards are sprayed with skunk musk ",
8671 "8670": "All within 50 yards are standing on three-foot cast iron discs ",
8672 "8671": "All within 50 yards are sterile for 2d12 months ",
8673 "8672": "All within 50 yards are stricken mute for 1d6 rounds ",
8674 "8673": "All within 50 yards are strongly addicted to some kind of poison ",
8675 "8674": "All within 50 yards are suddenly arranged in a big circle ",
8676 "8675": "All within 50 yards are suddenly barefoot ",
8677 "8676": "All within 50 yards are suddenly extremely drunk ",
8678 "8677": "All within 50 yards are suddenly seated in the lotus position ",
8679 "8678": "All within 50 yards are tempted to dabble in cannibalism ",
8680 "8679": "All within 50 yards are thoroughly cleansed ",
8681 "8680": "All within 50 yards are thrown 1d4 days into the future ",
8682 "8681": "All within 50 yards are unable to breathe for 1d20 rounds ",
8683 "8682": "All within 50 yards are unable to move their feet for 2d10 rounds ",
8684 "8683": "All within 50 yards are unable to sleep for 2d20 days ",
8685 "8684": "All within 50 yards are unable to use magic for 1d8 hours ",
8686 "8685": "All within 50 yards are unable to wield weapons while in armor ",
8687 "8686": "All within 50 yards are unable to wield wooden weapons until dawn ",
8688 "8687": "All within 50 yards are wearing beekeepers' veils ",
8689 "8688": "All within 50 yards are wearing ostrich feathers in their hair ",
8690 "8689": "All within 50 yards are wearing wooden shoes ",
8691 "8690": "All within 50 yards become hopelessly lost for 1d4 hours ",
8692 "8691": "All within 50 yards believe that they're dreaming ",
8693 "8692": "All within 50 yards can see just fine in normal darkness ",
8694 "8693": "All within 50 yards covet the possessions of one person nearby ",
8695 "8694": "All within 50 yards crackle with ozone for 6d6 rounds ",
8696 "8695": "All within 50 yards dance lasciviously for 1d6 rounds ",
8697 "8696": "All within 50 yards develop an acute fear of wood ",
8698 "8697": "All within 50 yards die in a huge explosion but resurrect at dawn ",
8699 "8698": "All within 50 yards disarm themselves and race to a nearby river ",
8700 "8699": "All within 50 yards disarm themselves as quickly as they can ",
8701 "8700": "All within 50 yards exchange places with someone else nearby ",
8702 "8701": "All within 50 yards exhale steam as if the air were very cold ",
8703 "8702": "All within 50 yards feel a wildly different ambient temperature ",
8704 "8703": "All within 50 yards feel insects crawling over their skin ",
8705 "8704": "All within 50 yards feel intense hunger at the sight of blood ",
8706 "8705": "All within 50 yards feel overpowering fear for 2d6 rounds ",
8707 "8706": "All within 50 yards feel unfocused yet overwhelming disgust ",
8708 "8707": "All within 50 yards find obscene tattoos on their bodies ",
8709 "8708": "All within 50 yards find that their clothes are torn and bloody ",
8710 "8709": "All within 50 yards forget everyone's name ",
8711 "8710": "All within 50 yards forget how to use weapons or magic until dawn ",
8712 "8711": "All within 50 yards gain 1d1000 Experience Points ",
8713 "8712": "All within 50 yards grow 1d4 inches ",
8714 "8713": "All within 50 yards have a copy of a mysterious brass key ",
8715 "8714": "All within 50 yards have a mark identifying them as pariahs ",
8716 "8715": "All within 50 yards have an additional, functioning kidney ",
8717 "8716": "All within 50 yards have clouded vision for 2d6 rounds ",
8718 "8717": "All within 50 yards have conflicting memories of the past day ",
8719 "8718": "All within 50 yards have five pounds of butter in their pockets ",
8720 "8719": "All within 50 yards have gone without sleep for 3d4 days ",
8721 "8720": "All within 50 yards have horrifying visions of future tragedy ",
8722 "8721": "All within 50 yards have just run 1d10 miles ",
8723 "8722": "All within 50 yards have the exact same voice ",
8724 "8723": "All within 50 yards laugh like lunatics for 4d6 rounds ",
8725 "8724": "All within 50 yards levitate 1d6 feet for 2d6 rounds ",
8726 "8725": "All within 50 yards look and smell as if they've been in a fire ",
8727 "8726": "All within 50 yards look like cadavers when seen from behind ",
8728 "8727": "All within 50 yards lose 1 hit point per round spent in that area ",
8729 "8728": "All within 50 yards lose 1d6 levels until sunset tomorrow ",
8730 "8729": "All within 50 yards lose 1d8 hit points but gain 1d10 hit points ",
8731 "8730": "All within 50 yards mount an attack upon the nearest castle ",
8732 "8731": "All within 50 yards move as if they're underwater ",
8733 "8732": "All within 50 yards must hibernate this winter ",
8734 "8733": "All within 50 yards must remain in this area until dawn tomorrow ",
8735 "8734": "All within 50 yards must remain within 10 yards of each other ",
8736 "8735": "All within 50 yards must repeat everything they say for 1d10 days ",
8737 "8736": "All within 50 yards must Save each morning or age 1d4 years ",
8738 "8737": "All within 50 yards must Save or be attacked by rats and mice ",
8739 "8738": "All within 50 yards must Save or be branded like cattle ",
8740 "8739": "All within 50 yards must Save or be burned for 1d10 hit points ",
8741 "8740": "All within 50 yards must Save or be Slowed ",
8742 "8741": "All within 50 yards must Save or be soaked with icy brine ",
8743 "8742": "All within 50 yards must Save or be stricken mute for 1d4 months ",
8744 "8743": "All within 50 yards must Save or be Teleported 2d10 miles ",
8745 "8744": "All within 50 yards must Save or be thrown into nearby trees ",
8746 "8745": "All within 50 yards must Save or be tightly bound in wire ",
8747 "8746": "All within 50 yards must Save or feel 1d100� colder ",
8748 "8747": "All within 50 yards must Save or feel 1d100� warmer ",
8749 "8748": "All within 50 yards must Save or flee in panic for 2d10 rounds ",
8750 "8749": "All within 50 yards must Save or sink 4d12 inches into the ground ",
8751 "8750": "All within 50 yards must Save or suffer blinding pain until dawn ",
8752 "8751": "All within 50 yards must Save or suffer frostbite in 1d10 fingers ",
8753 "8752": "All within 50 yards must Save or their clothes burst into flame ",
8754 "8753": "All within 50 yards must Save or their hair combusts ",
8755 "8754": "All within 50 yards must Save or their hands shrink by 50% ",
8756 "8755": "All within 50 yards must Save or they must re-roll their stats ",
8757 "8756": "All within 50 yards must Save vs Death or be shorn of all hair ",
8758 "8757": "All within 50 yards must Save, or their wounds will never heal ",
8759 "8758": "All within 50 yards now have bright blue hair ",
8760 "8759": "All within 50 yards preach a ridiculous 'abstinence only' policy ",
8761 "8760": "All within 50 yards quickly devour any food that they're carrying ",
8762 "8761": "All within 50 yards run at top speed toward the target point ",
8763 "8762": "All within 50 yards see illusory animals flitting about the area ",
8764 "8763": "All within 50 yards shrink 1d4 inches ",
8765 "8764": "All within 50 yards smell like carrion until sunset tomorrow ",
8766 "8765": "All within 50 yards smell strongly of alcohol ",
8767 "8766": "All within 50 yards smell strongly of brimstone until sunrise ",
8768 "8767": "All within 50 yards smell strongly of manure for 1d4 days ",
8769 "8768": "All within 50 yards suddenly have perfectly groomed hair ",
8770 "8769": "All within 50 yards talk like 1930's movie gangsters ",
8771 "8770": "All within 50 yards think that a deity is in their midst ",
8772 "8771": "All within 50 yards think that all others nearby are lying ",
8773 "8772": "All within 50 yards think that all others nearby are on fire ",
8774 "8773": "All within 50 yards think that fire is edible ",
8775 "8774": "All within 50 yards think that they're being attacked by zombies ",
8776 "8775": "All within 50 yards think that they're in a parallel universe ",
8777 "8776": "All within 50 yards think that they're standing in knee-deep snow ",
8778 "8777": "All within 50 yards think that they've suffered massive injuries ",
8779 "8778": "All within 50 yards think they'll die unless they remain standing ",
8780 "8779": "All within 50 yards think they've shrunk by 90% ",
8781 "8780": "All within 50 yards throw their weapons as far as they can ",
8782 "8781": "All within 50 yards vanish for 3d10 rounds ",
8783 "8782": "All within 50 yards weep hysterically but can act normally ",
8784 "8783": "All within 50 yards who are injured smell strongly of peppermint ",
8785 "8784": "All within 50 yards who are not now bleeding fall unconscious ",
8786 "8785": "All within 50 yards who are now bleeding fall unconscious ",
8787 "8786": "All within 50 yards who breathe air suffocate for 2d10 rounds ",
8788 "8787": "All within 50 yards will be fully healed at the end of 3d8 rounds ",
8789 "8788": "All within 50 yards will become undead when they die ",
8790 "8789": "All within 50 yards will die if any one of them dies before dawn ",
8791 "8790": "All within 50 yards witness a miraculous manifestation of a deity ",
8792 "8791": "All wood within one mile is fireproof for 1d4 weeks ",
8793 "8792": "All worked stone within 50 yards absorbs water like a sponge ",
8794 "8793": "All worked stone within 50 yards begins eroding rapidly ",
8795 "8794": "All worked stone within 50 yards blazes with illusory flame ",
8796 "8795": "All worked stone within 50 yards clangs like bronze bells ",
8797 "8796": "All worked stone within 50 yards hums audibly in moonlight ",
8798 "8797": "All worked stone within 50 yards increases in size by 1d100% ",
8799 "8798": "All worked stone within 50 yards is as shiny as a mirror ",
8800 "8799": "All worked stone within 50 yards is briefly pliant as soft clay ",
8801 "8800": "All worked stone within 50 yards is clear like glass ",
8802 "8801": "All worked stone within 50 yards is etched with blasphemous runes ",
8803 "8802": "All worked stone within 50 yards is now 3d100� colder ",
8804 "8803": "All worked stone within 50 yards is water soluble ",
8805 "8804": "All worked stone within 50 yards oozes blood for 1d4 hours ",
8806 "8805": "All worked stone within 50 yards returns to its natural state ",
8807 "8806": "All worked stone within 50 yards turns to ice ",
8808 "8807": "All written text within 50 yards appears reversed in sunlight ",
8809 "8808": "All written text within 50 yards can only be read by moonlight ",
8810 "8809": "All written text within 50 yards hums audibly while being read ",
8811 "8810": "All written text within 50 yards is reversed ",
8812 "8811": "All written text within 50 yards shrinks by 50% ",
8813 "8812": "An ancient battle is endlessly reenacted on this site by ghosts ",
8814 "8813": "An animal species native to the area acquires sentience ",
8815 "8814": "An animal species native to the area actually controls the throne ",
8816 "8815": "An animal species native to the area is now immune to magic ",
8817 "8816": "An animal species native to the area quickly goes extinct ",
8818 "8817": "An arrogant, inarticulate twit achieves great political power ",
8819 "8818": "An asteroid 1d20 miles in diameter strikes the planet near here ",
8820 "8819": "An enormous black disc hovers over the area for 1d4 hours ",
8821 "8820": "An enormous cache of classified documents is found nearby ",
8822 "8821": "An enormous cache of D-Cell batteries is found nearby ",
8823 "8822": "An enormous castle formed entirely of ice appears nearby ",
8824 "8823": "An enormous fishing net settles over a 100 yard radius ",
8825 "8824": "An enormous head of sculpted stone bursts from the ground ",
8826 "8825": "An enormous oak tree appears at the target point ",
8827 "8826": "An enormous sand castle appears at the target point ",
8828 "8827": "An enormous volume of acrid smoke spews from the target point ",
8829 "8828": "An exact copy of the moon appears 180� away from the original one ",
8830 "8829": "An experimental forge in a nearby town achieves critical mass ",
8831 "8830": "An incredibly dangerous and powerful artifact appears nearby ",
8832 "8831": "An incredibly dangerous toxin is released into a nearby river ",
8833 "8832": "An incredibly foul entity is summoned to the target point ",
8834 "8833": "An ingot of metallic hydrogen appears at the target point ",
8835 "8834": "An ingot of neutronium appears at the target point ",
8836 "8835": "An ingot of some impossible metal appears at the target point ",
8837 "8836": "An intoxicatingly delightful scent issues from the target point ",
8838 "8837": "An intricate maze of panels of ice sprouts in a 100 yard radius ",
8839 "8838": "An intricate maze of tall hedges sprouts in a 100 yard radius ",
8840 "8839": "An intricate sculpture of blown glass appears at the target point ",
8841 "8840": "An invisible, whistling octopus slithers through the area ",
8842 "8841": "An overpoweringly foul stench issues from the target point ",
8843 "8842": "An unusually virulent form of plague breaks out in a nearby town ",
8844 "8843": "Ants appear to swarm on all blades within 50 yards ",
8845 "8844": "Any active charms and enchantments nearby are negated until dawn ",
8846 "8845": "Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards are now 10X as potent ",
8847 "8846": "Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards become powerfully toxic ",
8848 "8847": "Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards combust violently ",
8849 "8848": "Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards induce temporary insanity ",
8850 "8849": "Any alcoholic beverages within 50 yards turn to mercury ",
8851 "8850": "Any artifacts within 50 miles become non-functional for 2d6 days ",
8852 "8851": "Any beneficial enchantments now in effect nearby are dispelled ",
8853 "8852": "Any blades currently sheathed nearby make their sheathes combust ",
8854 "8853": "Any blood spilled in this area combusts on contact with water ",
8855 "8854": "Any blood spilled in this area discolors the ground ",
8856 "8855": "Any charged magical items nearby are fully recharged ",
8857 "8856": "Any charged magical items nearby are triggered upon their owners ",
8858 "8857": "Any charged magical items nearby can't be used until tomorrow ",
8859 "8858": "Any charged magical items nearby lose 1d10 charges ",
8860 "8859": "Any exposed rock nearby is polished as smooth as glass ",
8861 "8860": "Any fireball cast nearby is 1% likely to scorch a one mile radius ",
8862 "8861": "Any fires now burning within 10 miles are extinguished ",
8863 "8862": "Any fires now burning within 10 miles exude hallucinogenic smoke ",
8864 "8863": "Any fires now burning within 10 miles provide no heat ",
8865 "8864": "Any fires now burning within 10 miles provide no light ",
8866 "8865": "Any fires now burning within 10 miles turn into pools of water ",
8867 "8866": "Any fires now burning within 50 yards quadruple in size ",
8868 "8867": "Any fires now burning within ten miles attract undead like moths ",
8869 "8868": "Any food now in this area tastes strongly of blood ",
8870 "8869": "Any food now within 50 yards induces bacchanalia when eaten ",
8871 "8870": "Any food now within 50 yards induces drowsiness when eaten ",
8872 "8871": "Any food now within 50 yards induces madness when eaten ",
8873 "8872": "Any food now within 50 yards turns to iron ",
8874 "8873": "Any food now within 50 yards will turn to lead when consumed ",
8875 "8874": "Any gold nearby is invisible in sunlight ",
8876 "8875": "Any gold within 50 yards liquefies ",
8877 "8876": "Any ice or snow within 10 miles can't melt for 1d12 months ",
8878 "8877": "Any ice or snow within 10 miles feels painfully hot to the touch ",
8879 "8878": "Any magical protections now in place nearby are negated ",
8880 "8879": "Any magical seals or locks within one mile are negated ",
8881 "8880": "Any magical seals or locks within one mile are permanently sealed ",
8882 "8881": "Any magical seals or locks within one mile shine like the sun ",
8883 "8882": "Any magical symbols, glyphs, or seals within 50 yards are negated ",
8884 "8883": "Any magical traps within one mile are triggered ",
8885 "8884": "Any meat eaten nearby in the last 24 hours was human flesh ",
8886 "8885": "Any nearby outcroppings of rock burst into flame ",
8887 "8886": "Any nearby water in a container becomes carbonated ",
8888 "8887": "Any nearby water in a container becomes heavily chlorinated ",
8889 "8888": "Any non-living wood within one mile becomes clear like glass ",
8890 "8889": "Any open wounds in the area heal into scars shaped like runes ",
8891 "8890": "Any open wounds in the area heal into ugly, purplish scars ",
8892 "8891": "Any outstanding campaign plot inconsistencies are hereby resolved ",
8893 "8892": "Any pack animals within one mile race away at top speed ",
8894 "8893": "Any priest nearby is 10% likely to think he's his god ",
8895 "8894": "Any ranged spells cast nearby are delayed for 3d10 rounds ",
8896 "8895": "Any ranged spells cast nearby have a range of zero ",
8897 "8896": "Any range-zero spells cast nearby affect someone else instead ",
8898 "8897": "Any range-zero spells cast nearby last only one round ",
8899 "8898": "Any scroll cases within 50 yards are sealed for 1d100 years ",
8900 "8899": "Any scroll cases within 50 yards digest their contents ",
8901 "8900": "Any spells currently in effect within 100 yards are negated ",
8902 "8901": "Any standing water within 50 yards boils violently ",
8903 "8902": "Any standing water within 50 yards can be used as a scrying pool ",
8904 "8903": "Any water now within 50 yards can never be frozen ",
8905 "8904": "Any Wishes thus far granted to any within 50 yards are negated ",
8906 "8905": "Any wood now within 50 yards provides no heat if burned ",
8907 "8906": "Any wooden structures within one mile turn to durable stone ",
8908 "8907": "Anyone bearing a holy symbol nearby is healed for 1d4 hit points ",
8909 "8908": "Anyone bearing a holy symbol nearby loses 1d10 hit points ",
8910 "8909": "Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is swarmed by thousands of moths ",
8911 "8910": "Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is thrown 1d100 yards ",
8912 "8911": "Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is tightly swaddled in it ",
8913 "8912": "Anyone carrying a blanket nearby is unable to sleep for 3d10 days ",
8914 "8913": "Anyone carrying food nearby is arrested for smuggling contraband ",
8915 "8914": "Anyone carrying food nearby is swarmed by countless wasps ",
8916 "8915": "Anyone currently bleeding nearby is stricken with plague ",
8917 "8916": "Anyone currently bleeding nearby wakes tomorrow in prison ",
8918 "8917": "Anyone currently wielding a weapon nearby is stricken mute ",
8919 "8918": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards can't breathe for 2d10 rounds ",
8920 "8919": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards can't remove it for 1d10 days ",
8921 "8920": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards is afraid of magic for 2d8 rounds ",
8922 "8921": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards is attacked by a magical wolf ",
8923 "8922": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards is immune to magic for 1d4 rounds ",
8924 "8923": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards is pelted by hail for 3d10 rounds ",
8925 "8924": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards is thrown 1d10 yards ",
8926 "8925": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards loses 1d4 hit points ",
8927 "8926": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards regains 1d6 hit points ",
8928 "8927": "Anyone in armor within 10 yards sneezes repeatedly for 3d6 rounds ",
8929 "8928": "Anyone leaving the area finds that 1d4 weeks have passed ",
8930 "8929": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point disappears until dawn ",
8931 "8930": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is blinded until dawn ",
8932 "8931": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is blown back 6d10 feet ",
8933 "8932": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is covered by moss ",
8934 "8933": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is covered in soot ",
8935 "8934": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is dusted with flour ",
8936 "8935": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is obsessed with magic ",
8937 "8936": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is paralyzed until dawn ",
8938 "8937": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point is suddenly naked ",
8939 "8938": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point loses all hair ",
8940 "8939": "Anyone nearby and facing the target point runs to a nearby river ",
8941 "8940": "Anyone nearby and less than five feet tall grows 1d6 inches ",
8942 "8941": "Anyone nearby and less than five feet tall vanishes for 1d4 days ",
8943 "8942": "Anyone nearby and more than five feet tall runs 1d10 miles away ",
8944 "8943": "Anyone nearby and more than five feet tall shrinks to that height ",
8945 "8944": "Anyone nearby and not wearing armor is attacked by huge wasps ",
8946 "8945": "Anyone nearby and not wearing armor loses 1d4 hit points ",
8947 "8946": "Anyone nearby at full hit points is fined 1d100 gold pieces ",
8948 "8947": "Anyone nearby at full hit points is immune to poison gas ",
8949 "8948": "Anyone nearby at full hit points is reduced to 1d4 hit points ",
8950 "8949": "Anyone nearby bearing a flag or standard is struck by lightning ",
8951 "8950": "Anyone nearby bearing a flag or standard shrinks by 25% ",
8952 "8951": "Anyone nearby can never be teleported while wearing clothes ",
8953 "8952": "Anyone nearby can never drown while barefoot ",
8954 "8953": "Anyone nearby of racially mixed blood suffers agony for 1d4 turns ",
8955 "8954": "Anyone nearby who ate in the past 1d4 hours is ravenously hungry ",
8956 "8955": "Anyone nearby who ate in the past 1d4 hours vanishes until dawn ",
8957 "8956": "Anyone nearby who attempts to teleport will wind up right here ",
8958 "8957": "Anyone nearby who spills blood by moonlight is stricken blind ",
8959 "8958": "Anyone nearby who tries to turn invisible glows brightly instead ",
8960 "8959": "Anyone nearby who tries to turn invisible loses 1d10 hit points ",
8961 "8960": "Anyone nearby who turns invisible is bright orange forever after ",
8962 "8961": "Anyone nearby who used magic in the past round falls unconscious ",
8963 "8962": "Anyone nearby who used magic in the past round is soaked in brine ",
8964 "8963": "Anyone nearby who's barefoot must Save or be shod like a horse ",
8965 "8964": "Anyone nearby who's barefoot must Save or their feet dissolve ",
8966 "8965": "Anyone nearby who's carrying an artifact is possessed by it ",
8967 "8966": "Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is severely burned ",
8968 "8967": "Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is stricken bald ",
8969 "8968": "Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is terrified of fire ",
8970 "8969": "Anyone nearby who's carrying open flame is terrified of the dark ",
8971 "8970": "Anyone nearby who's carrying rope has a hanging scar on his neck ",
8972 "8971": "Anyone nearby who's carrying rope is thoroughly entangled in it ",
8973 "8972": "Anyone nearby who's carrying rope wakes tomorrow at this location ",
8974 "8973": "Anyone nearby who's slain by a zombie will become a zombie ",
8975 "8974": "Anyone nearby wielding a missile weapon is acutely near-sighted ",
8976 "8975": "Anyone nearby wielding a missile weapon is teleported 1d6 miles ",
8977 "8976": "Anyone nearby with a blade other than a sword can't locate it ",
8978 "8977": "Anyone nearby with a blade other than a sword falls unconscious ",
8979 "8978": "Anyone nearby with an axe is attacked by a nearby tree ",
8980 "8979": "Anyone nearby with an axe is desperate to fell the nearest tree ",
8981 "8980": "Anyone nearby with an axe is suddenly carrying a lute or guitar ",
8982 "8981": "Anyone nearby with an axe is totally invulnerable for 1d6 rounds ",
8983 "8982": "Anyone nearby with bloodstained clothes is revered as a prophet ",
8984 "8983": "Anyone nearby with bloodstained clothes smells like a corpse ",
8985 "8984": "Anyone nearby with formal military rank is ordered to the front ",
8986 "8985": "Anyone nearby with formal military rank is stripped of that rank ",
8987 "8986": "Anyone nearby with long hair is all but scalped ",
8988 "8987": "Anyone nearby with more than 50 gold pieces is terribly miserly ",
8989 "8988": "Anyone nearby with more than 50 gold pieces loses all wealth ",
8990 "8989": "Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby has +2 ToHit until dawn ",
8991 "8990": "Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby loses 1d10 hit points ",
8992 "8991": "Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby regains 1d10 hit points ",
8993 "8992": "Anyone now standing on bare earth nearby teleports 10d100 yards ",
8994 "8993": "Anyone now wielding a sword nearby is knocked to the ground ",
8995 "8994": "Anyone on a horse within 50 yards falls from it clumsily ",
8996 "8995": "Anyone on a horse within 50 yards has a craving for horsemeat ",
8997 "8996": "Anyone slain nearby completely decomposes in 1d4 rounds ",
8998 "8997": "Anyone slain nearby completely fossilizes in 1d4 rounds ",
8999 "8998": "Anyone slain nearby exudes flammable vapor for 1d4 days ",
9000 "8999": "Anyone slain nearby is resurrected with opposite alignment ",
9001 "9000": "Anyone slain nearby is revealed to be a doppelganger ",
9002 "9001": "Anyone slain nearby issues cryptic prophecy before dying ",
9003 "9002": "Anyone slain nearby turns instantly to stone ",
9004 "9003": "Anyone slain nearby turns to coal over 1d4 rounds ",
9005 "9004": "Anyone using magic nearby briefly appears to be made of wood ",
9006 "9005": "Anyone using magic nearby gives off a pungent and offensive odor ",
9007 "9006": "Anyone using magic nearby glows a pale green hue for 24 hours ",
9008 "9007": "Anyone using magic nearby is intensely attractive for 1d4 rounds ",
9009 "9008": "Anyone wielding a sword nearby is highly susceptible to poison ",
9010 "9009": "Anyone wielding a sword nearby loses 1d4 fingers for 1d4 weeks ",
9011 "9010": "Anyone within 50 yards who is of Elfish descent is arrested ",
9012 "9011": "Anyone within 50 yards who is of Elfish descent is blinded ",
9013 "9012": "Anyone within 50 yards with a tattoo loses 4d10 hit points ",
9014 "9013": "Anyone within 50 yards with a tattoo will be skinned after death ",
9015 "9014": "Arcane magic cast within 10 miles is heralded by horrid shrieking ",
9016 "9015": "Arcane magic is impossible within 10 miles for 1d4 hours ",
9017 "9016": "Blinding smoke issues from the ground when magic is cast nearby ",
9018 "9017": "Blinding smoke swirls about the area for 1d4 hours ",
9019 "9018": "Blood sprays from the target point like water from a hose ",
9020 "9019": "Celestial voices resonate in the air for 1d10 turns ",
9021 "9020": "Combustion can never occur within 10 yards of the target point ",
9022 "9021": "Combustion is not possible within 10 miles for 3d8 hours ",
9023 "9022": "Countless droplets of sticky black tar rain down on the area ",
9024 "9023": "Countless sharpened stakes jut from the ground in the area ",
9025 "9024": "Countless slugs and snails litter the ground ",
9026 "9025": "Countless small lumps of cheese rain down on the area ",
9027 "9026": "Countless tiny carvings of wooden ducks rain down on the area ",
9028 "9027": "Diabolical voices issue from the target point ",
9029 "9028": "Diaphanous jellyfish drift through the air high overhead ",
9030 "9029": "Displays of hostile emotion are impossible nearby for 6d10 rounds ",
9031 "9030": "Distances in this area are very difficult to judge accurately ",
9032 "9031": "Divination magic is impossible for 1d4 days ",
9033 "9032": "Divination magic is wildly unreliable for 1d4 days ",
9034 "9033": "Eerie and ominous susurrations issue from the air for one week ",
9035 "9034": "Enormous birds circle silently overhead for 1d12 hours ",
9036 "9035": "Events now happening nearby are actually happening 500 years ago ",
9037 "9036": "Events now happening nearby are in exact accordance with prophecy ",
9038 "9037": "Events now happening nearby give rise to a new religion ",
9039 "9038": "Every living creature in the world falls asleep for 6d10 minutes ",
9040 "9039": "Every living creature in the world hears the word 'Xyzzy' ",
9041 "9040": "Every tree within one mile has an eerie face carved in its bark ",
9042 "9041": "Every tree within one mile has cryptic runes carved in its bark ",
9043 "9042": "Every tree within one mile hums sonorously ",
9044 "9043": "Everyone nearby gains a language known only to those in this area ",
9045 "9044": "Everyone within 10 yards is chained together ",
9046 "9045": "Everyone within 50 yards disgorges a large, hairy spider ",
9047 "9046": "Everyone within 50 yards has 1d100 gold pieces in his pocket ",
9048 "9047": "Everyone within 50 yards has 1d6 orc's teeth in his pocket ",
9049 "9048": "Everyone within 50 yards has a 1% chance to become a god ",
9050 "9049": "Everyone within 50 yards has a 2% chance to explode ",
9051 "9050": "Everyone within 50 yards has a big snowball in his pocket ",
9052 "9051": "Everyone within 50 yards has a hen's egg in his pocket ",
9053 "9052": "Everyone within 50 yards has a lighted candle in his pocket ",
9054 "9053": "Everyone within 50 yards has a live cobra in his pocket ",
9055 "9054": "Everyone within 50 yards has a live salmon in his pocket ",
9056 "9055": "Everyone within 50 yards has a lump of quartz in his mouth ",
9057 "9056": "Everyone within 50 yards has a red hot coal in his pocket ",
9058 "9057": "Everyone within 50 yards has a signet ring in his pocket ",
9059 "9058": "Everyone within 50 yards has a small diamond in his pocket ",
9060 "9059": "Everyone within 50 yards has an iron ring around his wrist ",
9061 "9060": "Everyone within 50 yards has delicate glass globe in his pocket ",
9062 "9061": "Everyone within 50 yards has someone's severed hand in his pocket ",
9063 "9062": "Everyone within 50 yards is fined 1d100 gold pieces ",
9064 "9063": "Everyone within 50 yards is holding a wooden cup full of wine ",
9065 "9064": "Everyone within 50 yards is holding an ice cream cone ",
9066 "9065": "Everyone within 50 yards is stamped with the king's royal seal ",
9067 "9066": "Everyone within 50 yards is standing in a small bucket ",
9068 "9067": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly exhausted ",
9069 "9068": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a block of dry ice ",
9070 "9069": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a bucket of chum ",
9071 "9070": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a chicken ",
9072 "9071": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a helium balloon ",
9073 "9072": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding a small skull ",
9074 "9073": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly holding an ingot of lead ",
9075 "9074": "Everyone within 50 yards is suddenly indoors (or outdoors) ",
9076 "9075": "Everyone within 50 yards is tattooed with a sequential number ",
9077 "9076": "Everyone within 50 yards swaps his name with someone else nearby ",
9078 "9077": "Everyone within one mile identifies someone nearby as a deity ",
9079 "9078": "Everyone within one mile is stricken with intense apathy ",
9080 "9079": "Everything with one foot of the target point ceases to exist ",
9081 "9080": "Everything within 5 feet ceases to exist ",
9082 "9081": "Everything within 5 feet radiates strong magic for one year ",
9083 "9082": "Everything within 50 yards appears to be lit by blacklight ",
9084 "9083": "Everything within 50 yards appears to radiate intense evil ",
9085 "9084": "Everything within 50 yards is permanently drained of color ",
9086 "9085": "Everything within 50 yards shakes violently for 3d10 rounds ",
9087 "9086": "Evidence is found of a massive, systematic policy of torture ",
9088 "9087": "Evidence is found of alien intervention in this world's history ",
9089 "9088": "Farmland within one mile is amazingly fertile for 1d10+1 years ",
9090 "9089": "Farmland within one mile is barren for 1d10+1 years ",
9091 "9090": "Fast-drying concrete covers the area to a depth of 6d6 inches ",
9092 "9091": "Fire belches forth from the target point for 10d10 hours ",
9093 "9092": "Fires in this area are drawn toward the target point ",
9094 "9093": "Food eaten within one mile of this spot gives no nutrition ",
9095 "9094": "Food eaten within one mile provides twice the normal nutrition ",
9096 "9095": "For 1d10 rounds, air within 50 yards is as opaque as steel ",
9097 "9096": "For 1d10 rounds, all wood within 50 yards is water soluble ",
9098 "9097": "For 1d10 rounds, any spells cast nearby turn their casters yellow ",
9099 "9098": "For 1d10 rounds, water is highly toxic to all within 50 yards ",
9100 "9099": "For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby are hot enough to melt steel ",
9101 "9100": "For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby are visible through metal or stone ",
9102 "9101": "For 1d4 days, fires lit nearby aren't warm enough to melt ice ",
9103 "9102": "For 1d6 months, all flame in the world is blue ",
9104 "9103": "For 2d4 rounds, the ground within 50 yards flexes like elastic ",
9105 "9104": "For 2d4 rounds, the ground within 50 yards turns to quicksand ",
9106 "9105": "For one month the moon appears as bright as the Sun ",
9107 "9106": "For one month the moon appears to fill half of the night sky ",
9108 "9107": "For one month the Sun appears only as bright as the full moon ",
9109 "9108": "For one month the Sun is invisible though it still provides light ",
9110 "9109": "For one round, any nearby priest has 10% chance to summon his god ",
9111 "9110": "For one turn, the area is lit only by countless flashbulbs ",
9112 "9111": "For one turn, the area is lit only by flickering candlelight ",
9113 "9112": "For one year, flashing lights accompany spells cast in this area ",
9114 "9113": "For one year, spells cast in this area last only one round ",
9115 "9114": "From now on, all within 50 yards are left-handed ",
9116 "9115": "From now on, all within 50 yards look as wounded as they are now ",
9117 "9116": "Genocidal war breaks out between two or more major races ",
9118 "9117": "Gravity is skewed by 45� in this area until sunrise tomorrow ",
9119 "9118": "Gravity within 100 yards has no effect on wood ",
9120 "9119": "Half a ton of iron filings sprays from the target point ",
9121 "9120": "Half a ton of pureed carrots sprays from the target point ",
9122 "9121": "Half of the people nearby are half-invisible to the other half ",
9123 "9122": "Half of the people nearby are teleported 1d4 miles north ",
9124 "9123": "Half of the planet vanishes, but the remaining half is stable ",
9125 "9124": "Half the planet spins clockwise, the other half counter-clockwise ",
9126 "9125": "Hallucinogenic mist billows from the target point until sunset ",
9127 "9126": "Highly flammable gas sprays from the target point ",
9128 "9127": "Horrific, deafening laughter echoes through the area for one week ",
9129 "9128": "Horses tend to throw their riders while traveling in this area ",
9130 "9129": "Huge animal-shapes are traced in the soil in a one mile radius ",
9131 "9130": "Huge volumes of strongly emetic vapor spray from the target point ",
9132 "9131": "Huge, cryptic symbols appear on the side of a nearby mountain ",
9133 "9132": "Hundreds of highly venomous snakes emerge from the ground ",
9134 "9133": "Hundreds of hungry dogs appear in the vicinity ",
9135 "9134": "Hundreds of thousands of acorns fall from the sky ",
9136 "9135": "Hurricane-strength winds swirl around the target point ",
9137 "9136": "Ice cold water sprays from the ground beneath the target point ",
9138 "9137": "Ice suddenly covers the ground nearby to a depth of 1d6 inches ",
9139 "9138": "Icy mist issues from the target for 1d4 days ",
9140 "9139": "If indoors, all exits are sealed; if not, roll again ",
9141 "9140": "If indoors, the building is evacuated of air; if not, roll again ",
9142 "9141": "If indoors, the building shrinks by 50%; if not, roll again ",
9143 "9142": "If indoors, the building vanishes; if not, roll again ",
9144 "9143": "If the area is wooded, all nearby become lost; if not, roll again ",
9145 "9144": "In this area, moonlight causes sound to be stifled ",
9146 "9145": "In this area, non-magical metal is invisible under moonlight ",
9147 "9146": "In this area, sunlight seems 1d4 times as bright as normal ",
9148 "9147": "In this region, arcane magic is blamed for all kinds of disasters ",
9149 "9148": "In this region, Dwarves are considered a rare delicacy ",
9150 "9149": "In this region, Dwarves consider clothing to be unnecessary ",
9151 "9150": "In this region, gold is invulnerable to magic ",
9152 "9151": "In this region, hail has been falling for 2d4 days ",
9153 "9152": "In this region, it's been snowing for two weeks straight ",
9154 "9153": "In this region, missile weapons are considered cowardly ",
9155 "9154": "In this region, possession of gold is now a capital offense ",
9156 "9155": "In this region, the use of arcane magic is punishable by death ",
9157 "9156": "In this region, the use of magic items is heavily taxed ",
9158 "9157": "In this region, the use of priestly magic is strictly controlled ",
9159 "9158": "Innumerable glowing orbs emerge from the target point ",
9160 "9159": "It's suddenly night, lasting until dawn would normally occur ",
9161 "9160": "Jagged rocks erupt from the ground in a 100 yard radius ",
9162 "9161": "Large poppies bloom in a 100 yard radius from the target point ",
9163 "9162": "Lightning bolts issue from the spell's target point ",
9164 "9163": "Loud thunder booms overhead whenever magic is used in this area ",
9165 "9164": "Magic users are persecuted throughout this country ",
9166 "9165": "Magical healing is not possible within 10 miles ",
9167 "9166": "Magical healing is unreliable during daylight within 10 miles ",
9168 "9167": "Magical illusions are impossible within 10 miles for 2d4-1 days ",
9169 "9168": "Magical invisibility is forever impossible within 50 miles ",
9170 "9169": "Many thousands of birds soon take up residence in this area ",
9171 "9170": "Missile attacks are futile within 50 yards of the target point ",
9172 "9171": "Missiles fired nearby all fly toward the same creature ",
9173 "9172": "Missiles fired nearby are 5% likely to induce True Love ",
9174 "9173": "Missiles fired nearby can induce paralysis on a successful hit ",
9175 "9174": "Missiles fired nearby crash like thunder when they hit ",
9176 "9175": "Missiles fired nearby disintegrate while in flight ",
9177 "9176": "Missiles fired nearby explode into embers after 1d4 rounds ",
9178 "9177": "Missiles fired nearby fly straight up into the sky and vanish ",
9179 "9178": "Missiles fired nearby have an absolute range limit of 10 yards ",
9180 "9179": "Missiles fired nearby hit the spell's target point ",
9181 "9180": "Missiles fired nearby inflict damage only on a ToHit roll of 20 ",
9182 "9181": "Missiles fired nearby invariably miss their targets ",
9183 "9182": "Missiles fired nearby leave colorful trails of light ",
9184 "9183": "Missiles fired nearby travel an additional 1d10 miles ",
9185 "9184": "Moonlight in this area induces extreme covetousness ",
9186 "9185": "Moonlight in this area induces extreme melancholy in Elves ",
9187 "9186": "Moonlight in this area induces furious bloodlust ",
9188 "9187": "Moonlight in this area induces pain in lycanthropes ",
9189 "9188": "Moonlight in this area induces panic in those of INT 14 or above ",
9190 "9189": "Moonlight in this area induces unrestrained lecherousness ",
9191 "9190": "Moonlight in this area is blood red ",
9192 "9191": "Natural animals in this area can readily detect magic ",
9193 "9192": "Natural animals respond badly to anyone now within 50 yards ",
9194 "9193": "Nearest bridge appears in the immediate area ",
9195 "9194": "Nearest bridge appears to be a rainbow ",
9196 "9195": "Nearest bridge appears to be made of thick fog ",
9197 "9196": "Nearest bridge can't be crossed by anyone wearing footwear ",
9198 "9197": "Nearest bridge collapses after the next 1d6 people cross it ",
9199 "9198": "Nearest bridge is as pliant as rubber ",
9200 "9199": "Nearest bridge is burned ",
9201 "9200": "Nearest bridge is clear like glass ",
9202 "9201": "Nearest bridge is made of teeth ",
9203 "9202": "Nearest bridge is suddenly over troubled waters ",
9204 "9203": "Nearest bridge is takes 2d4 hours to cross ",
9205 "9204": "Nearest bridge opens like a drawbridge ",
9206 "9205": "Nearest bridge turns permanently invisible ",
9207 "9206": "Nearest building can only be entered by walking backwards ",
9208 "9207": "Nearest building is exactly duplicated at the target point ",
9209 "9208": "Nearest door appears at the target point ",
9210 "9209": "Nearest door is a jar ",
9211 "9210": "Nearest door is a portal to an ancient temple of a powerful deity ",
9212 "9211": "Nearest door opens to a point 1d10 days in the future ",
9213 "9212": "Nearest door opens to a point 1d10 miles in the air ",
9214 "9213": "Nearest door opens to the target point ",
9215 "9214": "Nearest doorway can't be traversed by anyone at full hit points ",
9216 "9215": "Nearest doorway can't be traversed by anyone wearing armor ",
9217 "9216": "Nearest doorway causes all who pass through it to age 1d4 years ",
9218 "9217": "Nearest forest acquires malevolent sentience and intelligence ",
9219 "9218": "Nearest forest is set ablaze ",
9220 "9219": "Nearest government collapses amid rumors of infernal pacts ",
9221 "9220": "Nearest government switches to a manure-based economic system ",
9222 "9221": "Nearest horse becomes bipedal ",
9223 "9222": "Nearest horse sprouts two additional pairs of functional legs ",
9224 "9223": "Nearest lake becomes crystal clear but is highly toxic to humans ",
9225 "9224": "Nearest lake can't be safely traversed by any sort of watercraft ",
9226 "9225": "Nearest lake completely drains in a slow, clockwise spiral ",
9227 "9226": "Nearest lake completely evaporates over the next 1d4 rounds ",
9228 "9227": "Nearest lake conceals a sunken city containing incredible riches ",
9229 "9228": "Nearest lake contains a sunken armada from some long-lost navy ",
9230 "9229": "Nearest lake contains an ice berg ",
9231 "9230": "Nearest lake doubles its volume during each of the next 1d4 days ",
9232 "9231": "Nearest lake drains to reveal the corpse of a long-dead deity ",
9233 "9232": "Nearest lake freezes completely solid over the next 1d4 rounds ",
9234 "9233": "Nearest lake heats to 200� over the next 1d4 rounds ",
9235 "9234": "Nearest lake is covered by a tarp ",
9236 "9235": "Nearest lake is encircled by a moat of flaming pitch ",
9237 "9236": "Nearest lake is home to a colony of unaging amphibious humanoids ",
9238 "9237": "Nearest lake is perpetually fog-shrouded ",
9239 "9238": "Nearest lake rises as a huge water elemental and walks to the sea ",
9240 "9239": "Nearest lake suddenly appears at the center of the nearest town ",
9241 "9240": "Nearest lake suppresses magic within one mile of its shores ",
9242 "9241": "Nearest lake undergoes massive tidal surges for one week ",
9243 "9242": "Nearest monastery conceals a gate to hell ",
9244 "9243": "Nearest monastery holds the only copies of many priceless books ",
9245 "9244": "Nearest monastery often engages in dangerous and abhorrent rites ",
9246 "9245": "Nearest mountain slides 1d10 miles north ",
9247 "9246": "Nearest oak tree grows to 20X its current size ",
9248 "9247": "Nearest oak tree is older than the entire world ",
9249 "9248": "Nearest oak tree periodically shoots poisonous thorns ",
9250 "9249": "Nearest oak tree turns to bronze ",
9251 "9250": "Nearest oak tree turns to solid gold ",
9252 "9251": "Nearest oak tree uproots and goes on a rampage ",
9253 "9252": "Nearest priest becomes fearless in the face of death ",
9254 "9253": "Nearest priest believes he's been excommunicated ",
9255 "9254": "Nearest priest believes that cannibalism is a sacrament ",
9256 "9255": "Nearest priest believes that clothing is an abomination ",
9257 "9256": "Nearest priest believes that he's recently slain his deity ",
9258 "9257": "Nearest priest believes that his deity has abandoned him ",
9259 "9258": "Nearest priest believes that his deity has made him immortal ",
9260 "9259": "Nearest priest believes that his deity is at his beck and call ",
9261 "9260": "Nearest priest believes that his deity is standing nearby ",
9262 "9261": "Nearest priest believes that someone nearby is his deity ",
9263 "9262": "Nearest priest falls badly out of favor with his deity ",
9264 "9263": "Nearest priest finds a book of nice and accurate prophecies ",
9265 "9264": "Nearest priest has been stealing from the church's coffers ",
9266 "9265": "Nearest priest has secretly engaged in commendable charity work ",
9267 "9266": "Nearest priest is implicated in a scandal involving livestock ",
9268 "9267": "Nearest priest is summoned by his deity ",
9269 "9268": "Nearest priest is wholly immune to arcane magic for 4d6 hours ",
9270 "9269": "Nearest priest realizes that he's worshipping the wrong deity ",
9271 "9270": "Nearest priest thinks he's being persecuted for his beliefs ",
9272 "9271": "Nearest river conceals the entrance to a great underground empire ",
9273 "9272": "Nearest river freezes solid over the next 1d10 rounds ",
9274 "9273": "Nearest river is dammed ",
9275 "9274": "Nearest river is damned ",
9276 "9275": "Nearest river is discovered to be artificial ",
9277 "9276": "Nearest river is now 1d4X as deep as it was this morning ",
9278 "9277": "Nearest river is permanently blood red but is otherwise unchanged ",
9279 "9278": "Nearest river now runs directly through the nearest town ",
9280 "9279": "Nearest river now runs directly through this area ",
9281 "9280": "Nearest stone structure undergoes explosive decompression ",
9282 "9281": "Nearest town breaks loose from the mainland and drifts out to sea ",
9283 "9282": "Nearest town descends into weeks of mindless debauchery ",
9284 "9283": "Nearest town erupts into riots and turf wars ",
9285 "9284": "Nearest town is actually hidden within a modern wildlife preserve ",
9286 "9285": "Nearest town is annexed by a warring neighbor nation ",
9287 "9286": "Nearest town is completely deserted ",
9288 "9287": "Nearest town is completely overrun by marauding orcs ",
9289 "9288": "Nearest town is inaccessible by land ",
9290 "9289": "Nearest town is populated entirely by a brutal and dangerous cult ",
9291 "9290": "Nearest town is populated entirely by anthropomorphic pigs ",
9292 "9291": "Nearest town is populated entirely by illusions ",
9293 "9292": "Nearest town is populated entirely by undead ",
9294 "9293": "Nearest town is razed ",
9295 "9294": "Nearest town is the site of an ancient magical battle ",
9296 "9295": "Nearest town is totally forgotten by the outside world ",
9297 "9296": "Nearest town secedes from the kingdom ",
9298 "9297": "Nearest town signs a secret pact with an invading horde of orcs ",
9299 "9298": "Nearest wizard breaks his staff and throws his books into the sea ",
9300 "9299": "Nearest wizard can only use magic in full daylight ",
9301 "9300": "Nearest wizard is beseeched by a girl, her dog, and three friends ",
9302 "9301": "Nearest wizard is challenged to a magical duel by a dragon ",
9303 "9302": "Nearest wizard is equally affected by magic he casts on others ",
9304 "9303": "Nearest wizard is exposed as a fraud and a charlatan ",
9305 "9304": "Nearest wizard is unable to cast magic upon himself ",
9306 "9305": "Nearest wizard suspects that he's a fraud and a charlatan ",
9307 "9306": "Next 1d4 people to draw weapons nearby fall unconscious ",
9308 "9307": "Next 1d4 people to draw weapons nearby forget how to use them ",
9309 "9308": "Next 1d4+1 spells cast in this area also trigger Chaos Bursts ",
9310 "9309": "Next area-effect magic used nearby affects only a single target ",
9311 "9310": "Next area-effect magic used nearby affects only males ",
9312 "9311": "Next area-effect magic used nearby centers on a point miles away ",
9313 "9312": "Next area-effect magic used nearby centers on its caster ",
9314 "9313": "Next fire-based magic used nearby causes panic in all who see it ",
9315 "9314": "Next fire-based magic used nearby detonates on its caster ",
9316 "9315": "Next fire-based magic used nearby produces cold instead of heat ",
9317 "9316": "Next fire-based magic used nearby produces impenetrable darkness ",
9318 "9317": "Next fire-based magic used nearby produces smoke but no fire ",
9319 "9318": "Next fire-based magic used nearby produces water instead of fire ",
9320 "9319": "Next person nearby to draw blood also loses that many hit points ",
9321 "9320": "Next person nearby to draw blood appears in the nearest prison ",
9322 "9321": "Next person nearby to draw blood becomes water soluble ",
9323 "9322": "Next person nearby to draw blood can use no weapon for 2d12 hours ",
9324 "9323": "Next person nearby to draw blood can't be blinded by smoke ",
9325 "9324": "Next person nearby to draw blood dies if he's wounded before dawn ",
9326 "9325": "Next person nearby to draw blood disgorges a large steel bowl ",
9327 "9326": "Next person nearby to draw blood gains that many hit points ",
9328 "9327": "Next person nearby to draw blood has a +4 ToHit bonus until dawn ",
9329 "9328": "Next person nearby to draw blood howls like a wolf under the moon ",
9330 "9329": "Next person nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to crumble to dust ",
9331 "9330": "Next person nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to explode ",
9332 "9331": "Next person nearby to draw blood is himself sprayed with blood ",
9333 "9332": "Next person nearby to draw blood is sought by the authorities ",
9334 "9333": "Next person nearby to draw blood is swarmed by innumerable bats ",
9335 "9334": "Next person nearby to draw blood is whisked away into the sky ",
9336 "9335": "Next person nearby to draw blood never needs to sleep again ",
9337 "9336": "Next person nearby to draw blood shrinks by 8d10% ",
9338 "9337": "Next person nearby to draw blood suffers extensive amnesia ",
9339 "9338": "Next person nearby to draw blood then tries to destroy his weapon ",
9340 "9339": "Next person nearby to draw blood thereafter thinks he's a vampire ",
9341 "9340": "Next person nearby to draw blood thinks that on fire ",
9342 "9341": "Next person nearby to draw blood vanishes for 1d4 days ",
9343 "9342": "Next person nearby to draw blood wakes tomorrow as a chimpanzee ",
9344 "9343": "Next person nearby to draw blood wakes tomorrow soaked in blood ",
9345 "9344": "Next person nearby to miss an attack can't attack for 4d6 hours ",
9346 "9345": "Next person nearby to miss an attack collapses into a deep coma ",
9347 "9346": "Next person nearby to miss an attack cries like a baby until dawn ",
9348 "9347": "Next person nearby to miss an attack shrieks wildly for 4d6 hours ",
9349 "9348": "Next person nearby to say his name can't use magic for 1d10 days ",
9350 "9349": "Next person nearby to say his name goes berserk ",
9351 "9350": "Next person nearby to say his name is attacked by rabbits ",
9352 "9351": "Next person nearby to say his name is attacked by rodents ",
9353 "9352": "Next person nearby to say his name is healed for 2d6 hit points ",
9354 "9353": "Next person nearby to say his name is targeted for assassination ",
9355 "9354": "Next person nearby to say his name permanently forgets his name ",
9356 "9355": "Next person nearby to say his name teleports into a nearby cave ",
9357 "9356": "Next person nearby to say his name then runs away at top speed ",
9358 "9357": "Next person nearby to say his name wakes 5d10 miles away tomorrow ",
9359 "9358": "Next person nearby to speak finds that his mouth has vanished ",
9360 "9359": "Next person nearby to speak is bound in coils of steel wire ",
9361 "9360": "Next person nearby to speak is hurled 10d10 feet in the air ",
9362 "9361": "Next person nearby to speak is thrown into a deep well ",
9363 "9362": "Next person nearby to use magic becomes two dimensional ",
9364 "9363": "Next person nearby to use magic is 5% likely to be disemboweled ",
9365 "9364": "Next person nearby to use magic is enslaved to someone nearby ",
9366 "9365": "Next person nearby to use magic is restored to full hit points ",
9367 "9366": "Next person nearby to use magic is turned to wood ",
9368 "9367": "Next person nearby to use magic is wrapped in a cocoon ",
9369 "9368": "Next person nearby to use magic loses the ability to feel pain ",
9370 "9369": "Next person nearby to use magic rises one level ",
9371 "9370": "Next person nearby to use magic sees illusory giraffes everywhere ",
9372 "9371": "Next person nearby to use magic then shuns all magic for 1d4 weeks ",
9373 "9372": "Next person nearby to use magic turns bright pink for 1d4 weeks ",
9374 "9373": "Next person nearby to use magic turns into a frog or a dove ",
9375 "9374": "Next person nearby to use magic turns into a zombie for 1d8 days ",
9376 "9375": "Next person nearby to use magic turns invisible above his nose ",
9377 "9376": "Next person nearby to use profanity is fined 500,000 gold pieces ",
9378 "9377": "Next person nearby to use profanity is stricken mute for one week ",
9379 "9378": "Next person slain nearby crumbles into a heap of toxic ash ",
9380 "9379": "Next person slain nearby disappears without a trace ",
9381 "9380": "Next person slain nearby explodes messily ",
9382 "9381": "Next person slain nearby flies into the air and vanishes ",
9383 "9382": "Next person slain nearby has his skull and spine torn out ",
9384 "9383": "Next person slain nearby haunts the area for hundreds of years ",
9385 "9384": "Next person slain nearby is borne away by wonder-working dolphins ",
9386 "9385": "Next person slain nearby is found to contain hundreds of mice ",
9387 "9386": "Next person slain nearby is immediately breaded and deep-fried ",
9388 "9387": "Next person slain nearby is immediately butchered like a deer ",
9389 "9388": "Next person slain nearby is immediately plated in chrome ",
9390 "9389": "Next person slain nearby is resurrected with full hit points ",
9391 "9390": "Next person slain nearby is soon thereafter worshipped as a god ",
9392 "9391": "Next person slain nearby is welcomed into his deity's pantheon ",
9393 "9392": "Next person slain nearby never really existed ",
9394 "9393": "Next person slain nearby slowly transforms into solid gold ",
9395 "9394": "Next person slain nearby sputters about like a deflating balloon ",
9396 "9395": "Next person slain nearby turns into a large swine as he dies ",
9397 "9396": "Next person slain nearby was the offspring of a god ",
9398 "9397": "Next person struck by magic nearby thinks he's a toddler ",
9399 "9398": "Next person to be injured nearby is permanently crippled ",
9400 "9399": "Next person to be injured nearby is restored to full hit points ",
9401 "9400": "Next person to cross the nearest bridge turns into a troll ",
9402 "9401": "Next plant-based magic used nearby turns its user to a scarecrow ",
9403 "9402": "Next plant-based magic uses nearby turns its user to a vegetarian ",
9404 "9403": "Next polymorph magic used nearby affects 1d4 other targets nearby ",
9405 "9404": "Next polymorph magic used nearby affects a random target nearby ",
9406 "9405": "Next polymorph magic used nearby can't be undone ",
9407 "9406": "Next polymorph magic used nearby completely heals its caster ",
9408 "9407": "Next polymorph magic used nearby doubles its caster's height ",
9409 "9408": "Next polymorph magic used nearby is only 50% effective ",
9410 "9409": "Next polymorph magic used nearby knocks its caster unconscious ",
9411 "9410": "Next polymorph magic used nearby lapses after one round ",
9412 "9411": "Next polymorph magic used nearby lasts for 1d100 days ",
9413 "9412": "Next polymorph magic used nearby leaves its caster badly deformed ",
9414 "9413": "Next polymorph magic used nearby makes its caster a quadruped ",
9415 "9414": "Next polymorph magic used nearby splits its target in two ",
9416 "9415": "Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its caster into a rooster ",
9417 "9416": "Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its caster into its target ",
9418 "9417": "Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target into a whale ",
9419 "9418": "Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target to living metal ",
9420 "9419": "Next polymorph magic used nearby turns its target to stone ",
9421 "9420": "Next polymorph magic used nearby yields a random result ",
9422 "9421": "Next spell cast in this area equally affects all within 50 yards ",
9423 "9422": "Next spell cast in this area has a permanent duration ",
9424 "9423": "Next weapon drawn nearby attacks its wielder ",
9425 "9424": "Next weapon drawn nearby becomes twice as heavy as its wielder ",
9426 "9425": "Next weapon drawn nearby can't cross running water ",
9427 "9426": "Next weapon drawn nearby can't kill anyone while its owner lives ",
9428 "9427": "Next weapon drawn nearby causes its wielder to distrust magic ",
9429 "9428": "Next weapon drawn nearby chills to -200� ",
9430 "9429": "Next weapon drawn nearby damages the sanity of its wielder ",
9431 "9430": "Next weapon drawn nearby disintegrates if used to kill someone ",
9432 "9431": "Next weapon drawn nearby fills its wielder with crippling fear ",
9433 "9432": "Next weapon drawn nearby forces its wielder to attack his allies ",
9434 "9433": "Next weapon drawn nearby hurls itself into the sky ",
9435 "9434": "Next weapon drawn nearby ignites and burns like magnesium ",
9436 "9435": "Next weapon drawn nearby inflicts only illusory damage ",
9437 "9436": "Next weapon drawn nearby inflicts only minimum possible damage ",
9438 "9437": "Next weapon drawn nearby instantly quadruples in size ",
9439 "9438": "Next weapon drawn nearby is as soft as silk until sunset tomorrow ",
9440 "9439": "Next weapon drawn nearby is attracted to the spell's target point ",
9441 "9440": "Next weapon drawn nearby is instantly struck by lightning ",
9442 "9441": "Next weapon drawn nearby makes its user's foes invisible to him ",
9443 "9442": "Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder seem far more powerful ",
9444 "9443": "Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder think he's immortal ",
9445 "9444": "Next weapon drawn nearby makes its wielder think he's invisible ",
9446 "9445": "Next weapon drawn nearby mimics its wielder's personality ",
9447 "9446": "Next weapon drawn nearby pulses with strange lights and music ",
9448 "9447": "Next weapon drawn nearby quickly becomes as hot as the Sun ",
9449 "9448": "Next weapon drawn nearby seizes control of its wielder's body ",
9450 "9449": "Next weapon drawn nearby vanishes until the melee is over ",
9451 "9450": "Next weapon drawn nearby was stolen from the royal armory ",
9452 "9451": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood appears to be horribly evil ",
9453 "9452": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood attracts a demon's attention ",
9454 "9453": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood becomes invisible to its wielder ",
9455 "9454": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood becomes legendary ",
9456 "9455": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood can thereafter cut through steel ",
9457 "9456": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood can't draw blood for 1d4 weeks ",
9458 "9457": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood ceases to exist ",
9459 "9458": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood doubles in length until sunrise ",
9460 "9459": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood glows in the presence of humans ",
9461 "9460": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood has been used to murder a king ",
9462 "9461": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood heats to 800� ",
9463 "9462": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood imparts visions of perdition ",
9464 "9463": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces bloodlust in its wielder ",
9465 "9464": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces envy in its wielder ",
9466 "9465": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces lethargy in its wielder ",
9467 "9466": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces mad panic in its wielder ",
9468 "9467": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood induces pacifism in its wielder ",
9469 "9468": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood infects its wielder with leprosy ",
9470 "9469": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is +1 ToHit for one week ",
9471 "9470": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to disintegrate ",
9472 "9471": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 10% likely to explode ",
9473 "9472": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is -2 ToHit for one month ",
9474 "9473": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is 25% likely to turn to ice ",
9475 "9474": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is coveted by dragons ",
9476 "9475": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is discovered to be a cheap copy ",
9477 "9476": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is discovered to be an illusion ",
9478 "9477": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is encased in a plaster cast ",
9479 "9478": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is forever indestructible ",
9480 "9479": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is found to be a mighty artifact ",
9481 "9480": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is fused to its wielder's hand ",
9482 "9481": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is replaced by an imperfect copy ",
9483 "9482": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is slicked with butter ",
9484 "9483": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is struck by lightning 1d6 times ",
9485 "9484": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is suddenly as light as hydrogen ",
9486 "9485": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is thereafter highly flammable ",
9487 "9486": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is thereafter stolen by goblins ",
9488 "9487": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood is worth 100X its normal value ",
9489 "9488": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood knocks its wielder unconscious ",
9490 "9489": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood laughs malevolently until sunset ",
9491 "9490": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood leaps 1d4 months into the future ",
9492 "9491": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood makes its wielder smell horrible ",
9493 "9492": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood quickly ages 1d10000 years ",
9494 "9493": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood returns to its original owner ",
9495 "9494": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood returns to this spot in 6d6 days ",
9496 "9495": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood sinks 1d10 feet into the ground ",
9497 "9496": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood soaks its wielder in blood ",
9498 "9497": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood sprouts thorny projections ",
9499 "9498": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood suddenly weighs 1d4 tons ",
9500 "9499": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood suffers an inconvenient curse ",
9501 "9500": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood teleports to some dragon's horde ",
9502 "9501": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood thereafter craves blood ",
9503 "9502": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood thereby fulfills a prophecy ",
9504 "9503": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood vanishes if that victim dies ",
9505 "9504": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood was forged on another planet ",
9506 "9505": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood will vanish if it's cleaned ",
9507 "9506": "Next weapon nearby to draw blood winds up at the bottom of a well ",
9508 "9507": "Night falls in 1d4 rounds and lasts 2d4-1 days ",
9509 "9508": "No bipedal creatures can come within 10 yards of the target point ",
9510 "9509": "No bipedal creatures can speak within 100 yards of this place ",
9511 "9510": "No blade within one mile can be sharpened for 1d4 weeks ",
9512 "9511": "No blade within one mile can cut live flesh until noon tomorrow ",
9513 "9512": "No females within 50 yards can be injured by males for 6d8 hours ",
9514 "9513": "No females within one mile can speak until sunset tomorrow ",
9515 "9514": "No males within one mile can be injured for 1d4 rounds ",
9516 "9515": "No males within one mile can speak until sunset tomorrow ",
9517 "9516": "No memory, record, or evidence exists about the last 1d10 turns ",
9518 "9517": "No one currently wearing shoes nearby can speak until dawn ",
9519 "9518": "No one currently wearing shoes nearby can use magic for one week ",
9520 "9519": "No one in the world can die or be slain for 3d8 hours ",
9521 "9520": "No one in the world can sleep for 1d6 days ",
9522 "9521": "No one in the world can speak for 10d10 rounds ",
9523 "9522": "No one in the world can tell a lie for the next 24 hours ",
9524 "9523": "No one nearby can eat food for 1d8 days ",
9525 "9524": "No one nearby can teleport or be teleported for 1d4 years ",
9526 "9525": "No one nearby can use any form of scrying magic for one year ",
9527 "9526": "No one within 1,000 miles can successfully cast Dispel Magic ",
9528 "9527": "No one within 1,000 miles knows the spell Remove Curse ",
9529 "9528": "No one within 50 yards benefits from healing magic for 1d10 weeks ",
9530 "9529": "No one within 50 yards can cross running water for 1d4 days ",
9531 "9530": "No one within 50 yards can draw a weapon for 1d10 rounds ",
9532 "9531": "No one within 50 yards can leave the area for 4d6 hours ",
9533 "9532": "No one within 50 yards can see artificial light sources ",
9534 "9533": "No one within 50 yards can speak until dawn ",
9535 "9534": "No one within 50 yards can use rope or the like for 2d4 days ",
9536 "9535": "No one within 50 yards can wear armor for 1d6 days ",
9537 "9536": "No one within 50 yards ever again feels hunger ",
9538 "9537": "No one within 50 yards has eaten in 3d4 days ",
9539 "9538": "No one within 50 yards has slept in 4d6 days ",
9540 "9539": "No one within 50 yards is welcome in any city within 100 miles ",
9541 "9540": "No one within 50 yards needs to breathe until dawn tomorrow ",
9542 "9541": "No one within 50 yards needs to eat for the next month ",
9543 "9542": "No one within 50 yards trusts anyone else for 1d6 hours ",
9544 "9543": "No plants can ever grow again within 50 yards of the target point ",
9545 "9544": "No precipitation falls within 10 miles for 4d6 months ",
9546 "9545": "Non-magical gold is toxic to all within 50 yards ",
9547 "9546": "Non-sentient animals shun this area forever ",
9548 "9547": "Numerous fires erupt in the nearest town ",
9549 "9548": "One magic potion nearby is instantly lethal ",
9550 "9549": "One magic potion nearby will trigger a Chaos Burst when consumed ",
9551 "9550": "One random sword nearby is 40% likely to heal instead of wound ",
9552 "9551": "One random sword nearby is bent like a horseshoe ",
9553 "9552": "One random sword nearby is duplicated under every full moon ",
9554 "9553": "One random sword nearby is permanently blunted ",
9555 "9554": "One random sword nearby is razor-sharp and indestructible ",
9556 "9555": "One random sword nearby leaves faint rainbow streaks in the air ",
9557 "9556": "One random sword nearby opens like an umbrella ",
9558 "9557": "One random sword nearby protects its owner against natural acid ",
9559 "9558": "One random sword nearby protects its owner against natural cold ",
9560 "9559": "One random sword nearby protests loudly when wielded in combat ",
9561 "9560": "One random sword nearby turns into a flock of doves ",
9562 "9561": "One random sword nearby was forged in the fires of hell by demons ",
9563 "9562": "One random sword nearby will explode on contact with blood ",
9564 "9563": "One suit of armor nearby becomes free-willed and belligerent ",
9565 "9564": "One suit of armor nearby fuses into a single piece ",
9566 "9565": "One suit of armor nearby heats to 600� the next time it's struck ",
9567 "9566": "One suit of armor nearby is burned to slag ",
9568 "9567": "Plans for a perpetual motion device appear at the target point ",
9569 "9568": "Popular opinion nearby is sharply opposed to the use of magic ",
9570 "9569": "Poverty is rampant because employers hire cheap kobold laborers ",
9571 "9570": "Priestly magic is impossible within 10 miles for 1d4 hours ",
9572 "9571": "Racial bigotry flares up within a 100 mile radius for 1d4 weeks ",
9573 "9572": "Rats and similar vermin are drawn to this area in great numbers ",
9574 "9573": "Ruins discovered nearby hint at an ancient, advanced civilization ",
9575 "9574": "Scalding steam sprays violently from the spell's target point ",
9576 "9575": "Seawater is highly toxic to all within 50 yards ",
9577 "9576": "Several large saw blades whirl through the area for 2d6 rounds ",
9578 "9577": "Shadows in this area seem to conceal malicious, mischievous imps ",
9579 "9578": "Small pebbles pelt all within 50 yards who aren't wearing armor ",
9580 "9579": "Snow falls heavily in the area for 2d4-1 days and nights ",
9581 "9580": "Some dangerous anachronistic beast appears at the target point ",
9582 "9581": "Some magic item nearby absorbs its owner and becomes an artifact ",
9583 "9582": "Some magic item nearby gives off highly toxic light ",
9584 "9583": "Some major race dies out in the next 2d4 years ",
9585 "9584": "Some major race splits into two incompatible sub-species ",
9586 "9585": "Some non-magical animal nearby becomes immortal ",
9587 "9586": "Some non-magical animal nearby suddenly has 25 Intelligence ",
9588 "9587": "Someone nearby acquires 10% magic resistance ",
9589 "9588": "Someone nearby adopts a new mentor each day ",
9590 "9589": "Someone nearby always thinks that it's raining ",
9591 "9590": "Someone nearby attacks nobles on sight ",
9592 "9591": "Someone nearby attracts 2d10 followers who think he's a prophet ",
9593 "9592": "Someone nearby awakens tomorrow in a stone sepulcher ",
9594 "9593": "Someone nearby babbles about cone-shaped beings who took his mind ",
9595 "9594": "Someone nearby becomes intensely covetous of others' magic items ",
9596 "9595": "Someone nearby briefly turns into a rooster at every sunrise ",
9597 "9596": "Someone nearby can become a zombie for 1d6 hours per week ",
9598 "9597": "Someone nearby can breathe only underwater for 4d6 hours ",
9599 "9598": "Someone nearby can leap across streams or rivers with ease ",
9600 "9599": "Someone nearby can never sit or lie down again ",
9601 "9600": "Someone nearby can now only be wounded by magic or silver weapons ",
9602 "9601": "Someone nearby can prove that all within 50 yards died years ago ",
9603 "9602": "Someone nearby can regenerate 1 hit point per hour for 1d4 weeks ",
9604 "9603": "Someone nearby can shrink to half his height at will ",
9605 "9604": "Someone nearby can speak only in a whisper ",
9606 "9605": "Someone nearby can subsist on twigs and grasses ",
9607 "9606": "Someone nearby can survive 1d4 beheadings ",
9608 "9607": "Someone nearby can turn invisible by holding a toad in his mouth ",
9609 "9608": "Someone nearby can't approach within 10 yards of an open door ",
9610 "9609": "Someone nearby can't be harmed by any nonferrous metal ",
9611 "9610": "Someone nearby can't be harmed by smoke ",
9612 "9611": "Someone nearby can't be physically harmed by demons ",
9613 "9612": "Someone nearby can't be strangled by non-magical rope or cord ",
9614 "9613": "Someone nearby can't move his arms in daylight ",
9615 "9614": "Someone nearby claims to speak for the creator of the universe ",
9616 "9615": "Someone nearby dances like a marionette for 1d10 rounds ",
9617 "9616": "Someone nearby develops a radical new philosophy of magic ",
9618 "9617": "Someone nearby discovers solid proof that he doesn't really exist ",
9619 "9618": "Someone nearby discovers solid proof that no deities really exist ",
9620 "9619": "Someone nearby disgorges 1d6 large housecats ",
9621 "9620": "Someone nearby disgorges 1d6 severed hands ",
9622 "9621": "Someone nearby disgorges a tin bucket of hot coals ",
9623 "9622": "Someone nearby disgorges himself ",
9624 "9623": "Someone nearby doubles in weight in each of the next 1d8 rounds ",
9625 "9624": "Someone nearby engages in frenetic calisthenics for 1d12 hours ",
9626 "9625": "Someone nearby feels crushing humiliation while in sunlight ",
9627 "9626": "Someone nearby feels intensely cold in the presence of horses ",
9628 "9627": "Someone nearby finds a book detailing horrific summoning rites ",
9629 "9628": "Someone nearby finds a complete map of his own nervous system ",
9630 "9629": "Someone nearby finds a large cloth bearing a bearded man's image ",
9631 "9630": "Someone nearby finds a potion that causes its drinker to explode ",
9632 "9631": "Someone nearby finds a potion that changes its drinker's sex ",
9633 "9632": "Someone nearby finds a potion that cures any non-magical disease ",
9634 "9633": "Someone nearby finds a potion that doubles its drinker's age ",
9635 "9634": "Someone nearby finds a potion that halves its drinker's age ",
9636 "9635": "Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker into a gnome ",
9637 "9636": "Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker into a tree ",
9638 "9637": "Someone nearby finds a potion that turns its drinker to sand ",
9639 "9638": "Someone nearby finds a tunnel running straight through the planet ",
9640 "9639": "Someone nearby finds an apparently simple wooden cup ",
9641 "9640": "Someone nearby finds his own severed head from some future time ",
9642 "9641": "Someone nearby flies into a terrible rage when he sees magic used ",
9643 "9642": "Someone nearby forever refuses to believe that magic truly exists ",
9644 "9643": "Someone nearby fosters rumors that he's a demigod ",
9645 "9644": "Someone nearby gains 10d100 experience points ",
9646 "9645": "Someone nearby glows from within as though he's swallowed a torch ",
9647 "9646": "Someone nearby goes berserk and is invulnerable for 1d10 rounds ",
9648 "9647": "Someone nearby habitually makes utterly improbable boasts ",
9649 "9648": "Someone nearby has a legitimate claim to the throne ",
9650 "9649": "Someone nearby has a potion that turns half of his body invisible ",
9651 "9650": "Someone nearby has a transcendent religious experience ",
9652 "9651": "Someone nearby has a treasure map carved into his back ",
9653 "9652": "Someone nearby has deeply offended the ruling family ",
9654 "9653": "Someone nearby has produced a child with a powerful demon ",
9655 "9654": "Someone nearby has two extra thumbs jutting from his forehead ",
9656 "9655": "Someone nearby hoots like an owl when he hears his name ",
9657 "9656": "Someone nearby inflates like a puffer fish whenever he's angry ",
9658 "9657": "Someone nearby inherits wealth equal to a small nation's treasury ",
9659 "9658": "Someone nearby is 3% likely to explode whenever he draws a weapon ",
9660 "9659": "Someone nearby is about to go totally insane ",
9661 "9660": "Someone nearby is accused of assassinating the king ",
9662 "9661": "Someone nearby is attended by 1d4 skeletal servants ",
9663 "9662": "Someone nearby is blamed for looting the nearest magical library ",
9664 "9663": "Someone nearby is blamed for some recent magical disaster ",
9665 "9664": "Someone nearby is blown all out of proportion ",
9666 "9665": "Someone nearby is bound in red-hot iron chains ",
9667 "9666": "Someone nearby is bound to this area and can never leave it ",
9668 "9667": "Someone nearby is carried away by a flock of vultures ",
9669 "9668": "Someone nearby is carrying a long-lost and forbidden manuscript ",
9670 "9669": "Someone nearby is carrying an artifact sacred to 1d4 races ",
9671 "9670": "Someone nearby is carrying an incredibly virulent plague ",
9672 "9671": "Someone nearby is certain that he's immune to poison ",
9673 "9672": "Someone nearby is chained high in the branches of a nearby tree ",
9674 "9673": "Someone nearby is completely fireproof for one year ",
9675 "9674": "Someone nearby is completely immune to non-magical poisons ",
9676 "9675": "Someone nearby is convinced that he'll be eternally damned ",
9677 "9676": "Someone nearby is covered with countless hideous and fetid scabs ",
9678 "9677": "Someone nearby is crushed as though at the bottom of the ocean ",
9679 "9678": "Someone nearby is discovered to be a spy ",
9680 "9679": "Someone nearby is discovered to be dangerously sociopathic ",
9681 "9680": "Someone nearby is doomed to die in a horribly embarrassing manner ",
9682 "9681": "Someone nearby is dragged bodily to hell ",
9683 "9682": "Someone nearby is dragged into the sea by hideous fish-people ",
9684 "9683": "Someone nearby is drawn and quartered ",
9685 "9684": "Someone nearby is encased up to his chin in a large glass cube ",
9686 "9685": "Someone nearby is entangled in a massive snarl of ribbons ",
9687 "9686": "Someone nearby is exempt from all laws concerning public decency ",
9688 "9687": "Someone nearby is fatally compressed into a small cube ",
9689 "9688": "Someone nearby is hit by lightning in each of the next 1d4 rounds ",
9690 "9689": "Someone nearby is immobilized at the spell's target point ",
9691 "9690": "Someone nearby is immune to all priestly magic for 1d12 months ",
9692 "9691": "Someone nearby is immune to bludgeoning weapons for 1d8 hours ",
9693 "9692": "Someone nearby is immune to most poison, but meat is toxic to him ",
9694 "9693": "Someone nearby is immune to stabbing weapons for 1d4 days ",
9695 "9694": "Someone nearby is immune to the spell that triggered this Burst ",
9696 "9695": "Someone nearby is implicated in a scandal involving livestock ",
9697 "9696": "Someone nearby is infected with a malign, intelligent parasite ",
9698 "9697": "Someone nearby is known to have destroyed one hundred dragon eggs ",
9699 "9698": "Someone nearby is peeled like a banana ",
9700 "9699": "Someone nearby is possessed by 1d8 demons ",
9701 "9700": "Someone nearby is revealed to be a colony of intelligent insects ",
9702 "9701": "Someone nearby is revealed to be many centuries old ",
9703 "9702": "Someone nearby is revealed to be of demonic heritage ",
9704 "9703": "Someone nearby is said to be the last prophet of a dying religion ",
9705 "9704": "Someone nearby is savaged by vicious, invisible dogs ",
9706 "9705": "Someone nearby is sentenced to be executed for heresy ",
9707 "9706": "Someone nearby is sheathed in candle wax ",
9708 "9707": "Someone nearby is stung by 1d1000 bees ",
9709 "9708": "Someone nearby is suddenly dressed in provocative leather attire ",
9710 "9709": "Someone nearby is suddenly hideously deformed ",
9711 "9710": "Someone nearby is tattooed head to toe with graphic, lurid scenes ",
9712 "9711": "Someone nearby is the illegitimate child of some local ruler ",
9713 "9712": "Someone nearby is the subject of a vivisectionist's experiments ",
9714 "9713": "Someone nearby is torn asunder by dozens of feral children ",
9715 "9714": "Someone nearby is unable to bend his legs until sunrise ",
9716 "9715": "Someone nearby is unable to move from this area until sunrise ",
9717 "9716": "Someone nearby is wearing a suit of solid gold plate armor ",
9718 "9717": "Someone nearby is wearing a suit of the finest sheer silk ",
9719 "9718": "Someone nearby leaves footprints that smolder harmlessly ",
9720 "9719": "Someone nearby must be killed before he destroys us all! ",
9721 "9720": "Someone nearby must be restrained or he'll cut off his own hands ",
9722 "9721": "Someone nearby must eat 2X as much food as normal to survive ",
9723 "9722": "Someone nearby must Save each day or grow slightly more frog-like ",
9724 "9723": "Someone nearby must Save each day or lose 5d100 experience points ",
9725 "9724": "Someone nearby must Save each day or permanently lose a hit point ",
9726 "9725": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or air becomes poisonous to him ",
9727 "9726": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or become a paper mache statue ",
9728 "9727": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or freeze solid ",
9729 "9728": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or grow supernaturally ugly ",
9730 "9729": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or grow terrifyingly beautiful ",
9731 "9730": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his age doubles 2d6 times ",
9732 "9731": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his bones explode ",
9733 "9732": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his bones turn to soap ",
9734 "9733": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his clothing attacks him ",
9735 "9734": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his clothing turns to gold ",
9736 "9735": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his head doubles in size ",
9737 "9736": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his skin burns from his body ",
9738 "9737": "Someone nearby must Save vs Death or his teeth turn to glass ",
9739 "9738": "Someone nearby no longer heals naturally ",
9740 "9739": "Someone nearby no longer needs to breathe ",
9741 "9740": "Someone nearby no longer needs to eat ",
9742 "9741": "Someone nearby now has a blowhole but no nose ",
9743 "9742": "Someone nearby now has baleen instead of conventional teeth ",
9744 "9743": "Someone nearby now has three legs spaced evenly around his pelvis ",
9745 "9744": "Someone nearby now has two feet jutting from each ankle ",
9746 "9745": "Someone nearby owns the deed to the soul of someone else nearby ",
9747 "9746": "Someone nearby pitches a wacky investment scheme to the king ",
9748 "9747": "Someone nearby realizes that he's a dragon in humanoid form ",
9749 "9748": "Someone nearby realizes that he's been dead for centuries ",
9750 "9749": "Someone nearby realizes that he's carrying a dangerous artifact ",
9751 "9750": "Someone nearby realizes that he's just a fictional character ",
9752 "9751": "Someone nearby realizes that he's the avatar of a deity ",
9753 "9752": "Someone nearby realizes that his hands are someone else's hands ",
9754 "9753": "Someone nearby realizes that his skin is slowly dissolving ",
9755 "9754": "Someone nearby recalls being tortured by someone else nearby ",
9756 "9755": "Someone nearby refers to some noble as 'Lord Manure of Excrement' ",
9757 "9756": "Someone nearby remembers 1d4 fictitious past lives ",
9758 "9757": "Someone nearby renounces all possessions and becomes an ascetic ",
9759 "9758": "Someone nearby rings like a bell whenever he sees magic used ",
9760 "9759": "Someone nearby sees the figure of Death standing beside him ",
9761 "9760": "Someone nearby sets fire to a tree and climbs into its branches ",
9762 "9761": "Someone nearby shows all the signs of late-term pregnancy ",
9763 "9762": "Someone nearby shrieks in horror until sunrise tomorrow ",
9764 "9763": "Someone nearby shrinks by 1d100% ",
9765 "9764": "Someone nearby shrinks by 50% from the waist up ",
9766 "9765": "Someone nearby smells like a corpse in the presence of magic ",
9767 "9766": "Someone nearby speculates about the virtues of dwarf-skin leather ",
9768 "9767": "Someone nearby spins and spits water like a garden sprinkler ",
9769 "9768": "Someone nearby sprays blood-red foam from his nose for 1d6 rounds ",
9770 "9769": "Someone nearby sprouts a troll's arm from the center of his chest ",
9771 "9770": "Someone nearby sprouts a turtle's shell atop his head ",
9772 "9771": "Someone nearby sprouts hideous, non-functional bat wings ",
9773 "9772": "Someone nearby sprouts inflatable sacs from his shoulder blades ",
9774 "9773": "Someone nearby sprouts ornate feathers from his tongue ",
9775 "9774": "Someone nearby sprouts plates from his back like a stegosaurus ",
9776 "9775": "Someone nearby suddenly has a neck like a giraffe ",
9777 "9776": "Someone nearby suddenly has eight eyes like a spider ",
9778 "9777": "Someone nearby suddenly has eight legs ",
9779 "9778": "Someone nearby suddenly has feet like a chicken ",
9780 "9779": "Someone nearby suffers cannibalistic mania while his allies sleep ",
9781 "9780": "Someone nearby suspects that he's trying to kill himself ",
9782 "9781": "Someone nearby swallowed a small explosive device this morning ",
9783 "9782": "Someone nearby teleports 1d10 yards in each of 1d10 rounds ",
9784 "9783": "Someone nearby thinks he can snuff fires by sitting in them ",
9785 "9784": "Someone nearby thinks he'll die if he says his name in moonlight ",
9786 "9785": "Someone nearby thinks he's invisible in the presence of royalty ",
9787 "9786": "Someone nearby thinks he's the last survivor of an extinct race ",
9788 "9787": "Someone nearby thinks that he smells like a corpse ",
9789 "9788": "Someone nearby tries suicide with the next silver weapon he sees ",
9790 "9789": "Someone nearby tries to cut himself in half lengthwise ",
9791 "9790": "Someone nearby tries to eat his own hands ",
9792 "9791": "Someone nearby tries to kill every cow he sees ",
9793 "9792": "Someone nearby tries to scalp himself ",
9794 "9793": "Someone nearby tries to swallow his own arm, elbow first ",
9795 "9794": "Someone nearby triggers a Burst when he next crosses a bridge ",
9796 "9795": "Someone nearby triggers a Burst when he next traverses a doorway ",
9797 "9796": "Someone nearby truly believes that he's a prophesized redeemer ",
9798 "9797": "Someone nearby turns to a heap of gold dust ",
9799 "9798": "Someone nearby turns to a heap of moist sand ",
9800 "9799": "Someone nearby turns to salt over the next 1d8 days ",
9801 "9800": "Someone nearby turns to stone over the next 5d6 days ",
9802 "9801": "Someone nearby turns to water ",
9803 "9802": "Someone nearby turns to wood when he drops to one hit point ",
9804 "9803": "Someone nearby vanishes and is replaced by a handsome wax replica ",
9805 "9804": "Someone nearby wakes tomorrow in a roc's nest ",
9806 "9805": "Someone nearby wakes tomorrow in the king's torture chamber ",
9807 "9806": "Someone nearby weeps tears of honey when he feels pain ",
9808 "9807": "Someone nearby who can read is rendered illiterate for 1d4 weeks ",
9809 "9808": "Someone nearby who can't read can suddenly read 1d6 languages ",
9810 "9809": "Someone nearby who has never before used magic finds an artifact ",
9811 "9810": "Someone nearby who is carrying a magic item tries to eat it ",
9812 "9811": "Someone nearby will be vital to a major truce between two races ",
9813 "9812": "Someone nearby will combust if he lights a fire by dawn tomorrow ",
9814 "9813": "Someone nearby will combust when he next crosses moving water ",
9815 "9814": "Someone nearby will die if he says his name backwards ",
9816 "9815": "Someone nearby will die if he travels more than a mile in one day ",
9817 "9816": "Someone nearby will explode if he draws blood by sunset today ",
9818 "9817": "Someone nearby will fall into a vat of molten cheese before dawn ",
9819 "9818": "Someone nearby will soon incite a war between two major races ",
9820 "9819": "Sparks dance along any blades that strike one another nearby ",
9821 "9820": "Suddenly it's raining harder than anyone has ever experienced ",
9822 "9821": "Suddenly the area is snowbound as from a year-long blizzard ",
9823 "9822": "Summonings are impossible within one mile of the target point ",
9824 "9823": "Temperature within 100 yards drops 1� per minute for 1d4 hours ",
9825 "9824": "Temperature within 100 yards rises 1� per minute for 1d4 hours ",
9826 "9825": "The arms of someone nearby turn into wings like those of a duck ",
9827 "9826": "The complete skeleton of a huge red dragon tumbles from the sky ",
9828 "9827": "The corpse of a forgotten deity is discovered in a nearby cave ",
9829 "9828": "The entire area begins sinking at a rate of one foot per week ",
9830 "9829": "The entire area enjoys full daylight for 1d10 years ",
9831 "9830": "The entire area gives an impression of peace and tranquility ",
9832 "9831": "The entire area gives off a powerful impression of evil ",
9833 "9832": "The entire area has been surrounded by an invading horde ",
9834 "9833": "The entire area hums as if vast machinery is buried in the ground ",
9835 "9834": "The entire area induces fear in those of four or fewer hit dice ",
9836 "9835": "The entire area induces sloth and lethargy in humans ",
9837 "9836": "The entire area is a dumping ground for dangerous magical waste ",
9838 "9837": "The entire area is a haven for zombies ",
9839 "9838": "The entire area is a massive shrine to an abominable god ",
9840 "9839": "The entire area is an illusion; it's actually barren and rocky ",
9841 "9840": "The entire area is as hot and steamy as a sauna for 2d12 hours ",
9842 "9841": "The entire area is blasted as if a huge conflagration has passed ",
9843 "9842": "The entire area is circled by a salt-water moat full of sharks ",
9844 "9843": "The entire area is claimed as a sacred goblin burial ground ",
9845 "9844": "The entire area is dark as midnight for 1d4 weeks ",
9846 "9845": "The entire area is directly over a gigantic vein of gold ",
9847 "9846": "The entire area is encircled by tall Corinthian columns of marble ",
9848 "9847": "The entire area is inimical to life for 4d12 months ",
9849 "9848": "The entire area is littered with hideously mutilated corpses ",
9850 "9849": "The entire area is located over a gargantuan termite colony ",
9851 "9850": "The entire area is located over the lair of an enormous dragon ",
9852 "9851": "The entire area is mirror-reversed ",
9853 "9852": "The entire area is shrouded in a thick and pungent fog ",
9854 "9853": "The entire area is strewn with jellyfish like a shore at low tide ",
9855 "9854": "The entire area is thickly shrouded by dust and cobwebs ",
9856 "9855": "The entire area is transported to a small island far out to sea ",
9857 "9856": "The entire area looks as if a huge battle took place yesterday ",
9858 "9857": "The entire area looks exactly as it did 1d10 centuries ago ",
9859 "9858": "The entire area looks exactly as it will 1d10 centuries from now ",
9860 "9859": "The entire area suffers an intense blizzard for 2d6 rounds ",
9861 "9860": "The entire area swirls with fine white powder ",
9862 "9861": "The entire area was at the bottom of the sea 1d4 weeks ago ",
9863 "9862": "The entire area will be the site of a monumental battle tomorrow ",
9864 "9863": "The entire planet experiences full daylight for 5d10+24 hours ",
9865 "9864": "The gates of hell open for 4d6 hours ",
9866 "9865": "The ground beneath the target point collapses into a vast cavern ",
9867 "9866": "The ground beneath the target point heats to its combustion point ",
9868 "9867": "The ground beneath the target point is charged with electricity ",
9869 "9868": "The ground beneath the target point looks like the portal to hell ",
9870 "9869": "The ground is totally flat from here to the horizon for 4d6 hours ",
9871 "9870": "The ground nearby harbors enormous, carnivorous earthworms ",
9872 "9871": "The ground nearby is highly susceptible to erosion ",
9873 "9872": "The ground nearby splits open to a depth of 1d10 miles ",
9874 "9873": "The ground within 50 yards has never been trod by a human foot ",
9875 "9874": "The ground within 50 yards heaves like a bubble on a pond ",
9876 "9875": "The ground within 50 yards is carpeted ",
9877 "9876": "The ground within 50 yards is covered by terra cotta tile ",
9878 "9877": "The ground within 50 yards is found to be completely artificial ",
9879 "9878": "The ground within 50 yards is incredibly sticky ",
9880 "9879": "The ground within 50 yards is now perfectly smooth steel ",
9881 "9880": "The ground within 50 yards is permanently swampy and waterlogged ",
9882 "9881": "The ground within 50 yards is tangled with invisible vines ",
9883 "9882": "The ground within 50 yards is the sanctum of a temperamental god ",
9884 "9883": "The ground within 50 yards shows signs of a recent meteor strike ",
9885 "9884": "The ground within 50 yards sinks to a point like a funnel or cone ",
9886 "9885": "The ground within 50 yards slowly turns into a deep, calm lake ",
9887 "9886": "The ground within 50 yards swarms with biting insects ",
9888 "9887": "The ground within 50 yards yields only poisonous vegetation ",
9889 "9888": "The high priest of some deity appears at the target point ",
9890 "9889": "The largest creature nearby doubles in size ",
9891 "9890": "The largest creature nearby turns invisible for 4d6 hours ",
9892 "9891": "The moon appears to blaze with cool blue fire for 1d12 months ",
9893 "9892": "The moon came into existence only 1d4 days ago ",
9894 "9893": "The moon doubles in size ",
9895 "9894": "The moon explodes ",
9896 "9895": "The moon has a huge bite taken out of it ",
9897 "9896": "The moon has a large hole all the way through it ",
9898 "9897": "The moon is full every night for the next year ",
9899 "9898": "The moon is no moon; it's a space station ",
9900 "9899": "The moon is now a cube ",
9901 "9900": "The moon is now geostationary ",
9902 "9901": "The moon is now solid gold except for a thin cover of dust ",
9903 "9902": "The moon moves 50% closer to the Earth ",
9904 "9903": "The moon resembles the face of someone nearby ",
9905 "9904": "The moon revolves around the planet at 1d4X its current rate ",
9906 "9905": "The moon suddenly holds untold riches and unimaginable dangers ",
9907 "9906": "The moon vanishes for 1d12 months ",
9908 "9907": "The moon whirls wildly through the sky for 7d4 days ",
9909 "9908": "The most powerful wizard nearby vanishes for 3d8 hours ",
9910 "9909": "The most powerful wizard within 10 miles changes sex ",
9911 "9910": "The most powerful wizard within 10 miles goes on a rampage ",
9912 "9911": "The most powerful wizard within 10 miles is actually a demon ",
9913 "9912": "The most valuable item within 50 yards turns out to be a fake ",
9914 "9913": "The most valuable sword within 50 yards turns to mercury ",
9915 "9914": "The nearest town's entire population appears nearby ",
9916 "9915": "The nearest town's entire population is linked into a hive-mind ",
9917 "9916": "The past 1d10 rounds were only an illusion ",
9918 "9917": "The Philosopher's Stone appears at the target point ",
9919 "9918": "The planet breaks loose from the Sun's gravity ",
9920 "9919": "The planet no longer rotates ",
9921 "9920": "The planet now has a ring around it ",
9922 "9921": "The planet now rotates half as fast ",
9923 "9922": "The planet now rotates in the opposite direction ",
9924 "9923": "The planet now rotates north-to-south ",
9925 "9924": "The planet now rotates twice as fast ",
9926 "9925": "The planet splits into two stable hemispheres 10 yards apart ",
9927 "9926": "The planet tumbles into another ice age ",
9928 "9927": "The planet's atmosphere leaks into space over the next 1d6 months ",
9929 "9928": "The planet's average temperature rises 1� per week for 4d6 weeks ",
9930 "9929": "The planet's hemispheres rotate at slightly different rates ",
9931 "9930": "The planet's oceans are becalmed ",
9932 "9931": "The planet's orbital radius shrinks by 1d8 x 10,000 miles ",
9933 "9932": "The royal family appears in the vicinity ",
9934 "9933": "The scent of honey and roses permeates everything within 50 yards ",
9935 "9934": "The scent of rotten eggs permeates everything within 50 yards ",
9936 "9935": "The sky appears to be ablaze as far as the eye can see ",
9937 "9936": "The sky appears to teem with a vast host of angels ",
9938 "9937": "The sky overhead swirls with dark colors for 1d4 turns ",
9939 "9938": "The sky whirls with dazzling colors until sunset tomorrow ",
9940 "9939": "The sound of hundreds of barking dogs fills the air ",
9941 "9940": "The sound of mighty winds fills the air, but the air is calm ",
9942 "9941": "The spell discharges randomly in each of the next 4d4 rounds ",
9943 "9942": "The spell discharges upon the next person nearby to draw blood ",
9944 "9943": "The sun appears pale blue from now on ",
9945 "9944": "The sun splits into a stable binary pair ",
9946 "9945": "The Burst is delayed until blood is drawn nearby; roll for effect ",
9947 "9946": "The Burst only affects females; roll for the underlying effect ",
9948 "9947": "The Burst only affects males; roll for the underlying effect ",
9949 "9948": "The Burst only appears to occur; roll again for apparent effect ",
9950 "9949": "The tallest person in the area develops an acute fear of heights ",
9951 "9950": "The tallest person in the area grows by 50% ",
9952 "9951": "The tallest person in the area is attacked by beavers ",
9953 "9952": "The tallest person in the area shrinks by 50% ",
9954 "9953": "The tallest tree nearby burns to the ground in 1d4 rounds ",
9955 "9954": "The target point acquires intelligence and free will ",
9956 "9955": "The target point becomes a window for seeing into other worlds ",
9957 "9956": "The target point becomes an open gateway to hell ",
9958 "9957": "The target point is a conduit to interstellar space ",
9959 "9958": "The target point is a tiny gateway to some distant world ",
9960 "9959": "The target point is direct conduit to Elemental Air ",
9961 "9960": "The target point is encircled by bright red plastic cones ",
9962 "9961": "The target point is intensely magnetic for 4d6 hours ",
9963 "9962": "The target point is rumored to be a site of healing ",
9964 "9963": "The target point is sealed in a 10 foot globe of force ",
9965 "9964": "The target point is the center of a zone of anti-magic ",
9966 "9965": "The target point is the site of some powerful deity's murder ",
9967 "9966": "The target point makes a noise like an air raid siren ",
9968 "9967": "The target point radiates intense cold for 4d6 hours ",
9969 "9968": "The target point radiates intense heat for 4d6 hours ",
9970 "9969": "The target point scrambles any effort to teleport near it ",
9971 "9970": "The temperature within 50 yards drops 10d10 degrees for one hour ",
9972 "9971": "The temperature within 50 yards rises 10d10 degrees for one hour ",
9973 "9972": "This day hasn't happened; time is reset to midnight last night ",
9974 "9973": "Thousands of carpenter's nails fall from the sky ",
9975 "9974": "Thousands of teeth rain down from the sky ",
9976 "9975": "Thousands of tiny glass ovoids fall from the sky ",
9977 "9976": "Time no longer passes within 1d4 yards of the target point ",
9978 "9977": "Time passes 10X as fast within 1d4 yards of the target point ",
9979 "9978": "Tomorrow's high tide crests at the spell's target point ",
9980 "9979": "Townspeople nearby are easily cowed by a charismatic speaker ",
9981 "9980": "Triumphant fanfare fills the air for 1d6 turns ",
9982 "9981": "Undead lobby the local ruler for legislative representation ",
9983 "9982": "Very salty rain falls for 1d4 hours ",
9984 "9983": "Viscous pus oozes from all wounds suffered within 50 yards ",
9985 "9984": "Viscous yellow goo seeps from any bladed weapons nearby ",
9986 "9985": "Volcanic ash blankets the area to a depth of 1d4 inches ",
9987 "9986": "Walking in this area is as arduous as trudging through deep snow ",
9988 "9987": "Water consumed in this area induces delusions of amphibiousness ",
9989 "9988": "Water consumed in this area tastes like the finest wine ",
9990 "9989": "Water consumed in this area tastes strongly of manure ",
9991 "9990": "Water flows from the target point to fill a 100-yard hemisphere ",
9992 "9991": "Water in this area boils at 70� Fahrenheit ",
9993 "9992": "Water in this area freezes at 70� Fahrenheit ",
9994 "9993": "Weather in this area changes drastically each hour for one week ",
9995 "9994": "Weather in this area is supernaturally intense for 1d4 months ",
9996 "9995": "While in this area, males are invisible to females, and vice versa ",
9997 "9996": "While in this area, no one can include nouns in their speech ",
9998 "9997": "While in this area, no one can inflict or suffer any injury ",
9999 "9998": "While in this area, no one can speak of anything outside the area ",
10000 "9999": "While in this area, no one can speak to anyone else in the area ",
10001 "10000": "The Stars Explode!"
10002};
10003
10004function zeroFill( number, width )
10005{
10006 width -= number.toString().length;
10007 if ( width > 0 )
10008 {
10009 return new Array( width + (/\./.test( number ) ? 2 : 1) ).join( '0' ) + number;
10010 }
10011 return number + ""; // always return a string
10012}
10013
10014function makeSurge() {
10015 var roll = randomInteger(10000);
10016 var affect = Surges[zeroFill(roll, 4)];
10017 var chatMesg = "";
10018 chatMesg = chatMesg + '<div class="sheet-rolltemplate-pf_attack">';
10019 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <table>';
10020 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <tbody>';
10021 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <tr>';
10022 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <td colspan="2" class="sheet-header">';
10023 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <div class="sheet-header-table">';
10024 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <span class="sheet-header-middle">';
10025 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' Magical Surg <br>';
10026 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' </span>';
10027 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' </div>';
10028 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' </td>';
10029 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' </tr>';
10030 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <tr>';
10031 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <td>';
10032 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <strong>Roll</strong>';
10033 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' </td>';
10034 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <td>';
10035 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <span class="sheet-tcat">'+roll+'</span>';
10036 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' </td>';
10037 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' </tr>';
10038 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <tr>';
10039 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <td colspan="2">';
10040 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <span class="sheet-tcat"><strong>Affect: </strong></span>';
10041 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' <span>'+affect+'</span>';
10042 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' </td>';
10043 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' </tr>';
10044 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' </tbody>';
10045 chatMesg = chatMesg + ' </table>';
10046 chatMesg = chatMesg + '</div>';
10047
10048 return chatMesg;
10049}
10050
10051
10052on("chat:message", function(msg) {
10053 if(msg.type == "api" && msg.content.indexOf("!MagicalSurge") !== -1) {
10054 sendChat(msg.who, "/direct " + makeSurge());
10055 }
10056
10057 if(msg.type == "api" && msg.content.indexOf("!GMMagicalSurge") !== -1) {
10058 sendChat(msg.who, "/w gm " + makeSurge());
10059 }
10060});