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1Him, what's your body count, me, for-what, him, people you've slept with, me, oh, i thought you saw-the basement, him, what, me, what,
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3Hum well how-about we ditch-this app, insta-or snap?, pick your poison, linked in,
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5just do-it, did you just use a saxophone as a nike e icon, improvise, adapt, overcome,
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7wemen are-the-best, thank you, but actually-it's, oh, not, e, actually i forgot-the space-after-the first e,
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9Essential oils, unvaccinated kids,
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11Me, I love you, her, that's nice, me, that-is not-the law of equivalent exchange, 
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13Britain-when-they see-the USA invading third world countries, i raised-that boy,
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15when you wear prescription glasses for-the first time, I see,
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17Me changing aren't-to are not-to get-to 200 words for my essay,
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19I wonder-if-the guy who came up with-the term one hit wonder came up with any other phrases, 
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21I am broken-when my name-is spoken, what am I, Mc donalds ice cream machine, 
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23Becoming older than 13 years old was-the biggest mistake of my life,
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25Bank teller, first name, me, robin, bank teller, last name, me, dabank, bank teller, so you're robin da bank, me,
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27kuwait, help, iraq-is invading, U S, nah bro, we're good, kuwait, we-have oil, shit negro, that's all you had-to say,
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29hardcore pokey mon fans, choose starter based on type, strategy, etc, me, I just think he's neat,
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31Peta, preh sent your-best argument for eating bacon, kaitlyn, if animals don't want-to-be eaten, why are-they made out of food?, kaitlyn, caution, this account-is temporarily restricted,
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33At-the end of-the day-it's all-about who u wanna own a dog with, 
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35If you are doing anonymous questions on snap chat, you need a good talking-to,
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37Making meem's without pictures-to confuse normies, old man, chess board, text,
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39Tell me his name again, noobmaster69,
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41When you check her phone-and she-is sending ankle pics-to her boyfriend, abdul, get-some rocks,
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43Introvert wears enderman costume for 5 years-to avoid eye contact,
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45Phone, 1 percent, gas, E, bank account, 12 cents, mental stability, low, feet pics, for sale,
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47Nobody, youTube recommendations, most incredible tires of all time, 
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4912 year old me typing ass on club penguin-to avoid getting banned,
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51Reminder-that-its possible-to-like both ani may-and deodorant,
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53the government-the biggest gang in america, 
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55teens need-to get more sleep, classes start at seven 30, schools, why do-they hate school, 
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57Damn dude, save-some pussy for-the rest of us, 
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59me, so you're saying I can't just purchase-or rent-the episodes of-the 2019-twilight zone, CBS, nope, me, I-have-to pay for your entire on demand service just-to watch-this one show, CBS, yep, me, I'll just pirate-it, CBS, wait no,
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61When you're bragging-about your country-being undefeated in both world wars-and-someone sends you a picture of a vietnamese rice farmer,
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63Thanos, snaps, pregnant woman, fetus turns into ash, hulk, reverse snaps, woman, suddenly gets pregnant-after 5 years,
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65friend, what did your wife do just-before she had-the baby?, me, she went, fuuuuuuuuck!, and a bit of poo came out, friend, I meant work wise, me, oh, book keeping,
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67when you finally go watch end game-but-they play-the far from home trailer-before-the movie, I see-this as an absolute fail,
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69When you're playing hide-and seek-and-the person you're hiding with gives away your location-by giggling, you are-the enemy of-the people,
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71Mom 10 minutes-before church, mom at church
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73When-somebody at-the family reunion says-they've known you-since you were a baby, I don't-even know who you are,
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75Belgium minister of health, you-have-become-the very thing you swore-to destroy,
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77Them, god, please save humanity from-the ravages of disease-and suffering, god, creates super smart scientists who create vaccines, them, ew no, that's poison,
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79red bulls are-so bad for you, oh yeah-and-that nose full of cocaine sure-is boosting your inmune system-isn't-it, sniffany,
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81Is your dad really your dad-if he doesn't say, who, after talking-about any of your friends-even-if he's known-them for literally 7 years,
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83parallel lines, two lines which never meet, for example, you, your crush,
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85been outta high school for years-and still-haven't used-the periodic table in my life,
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87when your wife cheats on you-so you cheat her out of life support, cha cha real smooth, 
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89joe-the people follower, tired of feeling alone, no one watching-or caring, i'll follow you, 10 feet guarantee, i will not interfere in your life, you will barely notice me, but you will feel me, won't leave you alone,
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91teacher, why are you laughing?, me, nothing, my brain, meh thah nose,
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93Up your-butt-and around-the corner might-have-been-thee illest comeback of-the 90's,
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95Red skull, a-soul for a-sow thah nose, yeet,
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97when your nuclear power plant in chernobyl fulfills-the five year plan of heat energy generation in 4 microseconds, i see-this as an absolute win,
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99The whole class-having a fist fight, my teacher playing-solitaire,
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101literally every element, noble gasses,
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103my dog, has unlimited food, water, shelter-and love, front door opens, my dog,
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105the mah fee ah in my home town-ran a pizza chain as a front-and-it got-so popular-that-the head of-the family just stopped doing crimes-and-they do pizza full time now,
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107girls locker room, oh my god p e was-so hard I'm gonna-be-so-sore-tomorrow, boys locker room,
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109feeling cute-today, might sting-some bitches later,
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111it's a well known fact, if you stand on-the great wall of China, you can actually see-the moon, you-and your boyfriend use condoms?, yes, thank God,
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113question, what-is love, answer, I unfollowed-some meme pages-so my husband can send me meem's I-haven't seen,
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115no one, rap-songs on-the radio, blankety blankety blank,
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117me-when my alarm wakes me up, let-the potato rest for five minutes,
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119just found out girls poop-too, not happy right now,
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121teacher, please line up in alphabetical-order, Zack, I'm-about-to end-this line,
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123Japan, we will fight-to-the end, we will never surrender!, Harry Truman, Al lah kah zahm-there goes Japan,
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125when you're a dog-and your vegan owner drops dead, looks-like meat's back on-the menu boys,
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127when chrome finally loads-after you thought-it wasn't working-so you kept clicking-it,
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129my favorite sex position-is-when you provide unconditional support-even-when my mental illness acts up,
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131school makes me, depressed, suicidal, 
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133anxious, cry, feel stupid, sick, so tired, sad, tired, so stressed, department of education, I see-this as an absolute win,
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135country with oil, exists, USA,
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137Thanos, snaps, baby-who's mother just dusted away, oh heck,
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139friends mom, do you guys want a snack?, me-and my homie, no, but thank you for asking,
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141go fuck yourself,
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143my boy-friend knows-the annoying things I'm gonna say-before I can say-them l m ay o, 
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145last night he was changing his phone background-and shows me his new one-then immediately in a high voice goes, why-isn't-it me, like yes thank you for saving my breath-why-isn't-it,
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147before versus-after I eat,
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149cow flying cause he can't stand you nibbas,
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151a quarter a day for a year will get you 9,125 dollars, a dollar a day-is 365 dollars, you got-some limited edition quarters-or-something?,
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153crush, I-like sensitive guys, my last 2 brain cells, I-have sensitive nipples,
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155Mozart disliked a performer named Adriana Ferrarese del Bene, so, knowing her tendency-to drop her chin on low notes-and throw back her head on high ones, 
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157Mozart wrote a-song with constant leaps from low-to high in-order-to make her head bob-like a chicken on stage,
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159pite moo unpopular opinions, garlic bread sucks, 100 percent false, I love democracy,
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161my last molecule of serotonin, 1995, colorized,
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163chance-the rapper says he made 6 million dollars in one year off his 3 hats, what idiot would spend 2 million dollars on a hat,
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165people, go watch end-game 5-or 6 times-so-it can make more money than Avatar, Disney, who owns both,
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167you should only eat 6 fries per serving, Harvard professor says, shut-the fuck up, nerd,
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16918, financially stable, just bought a house, what-have you done, woke up-then went back-to sleep thanks for asking,
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171things-that made my-toddler cry-this week, I wouldn't let-the dog drive him-to day care, the bath was-too wet, he wanted syrup for breakfast, just syrup, his sister keeps looking at him, he wants shoes-like his friend Jacob, there-is no Jacob,
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173there's flowers on-this ice, you're standing on-top of bikini bottom,
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175why does Mike Pence always look-like he's-about-to introduce legislation-to outlaw-the x-Men,
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177my dad's mate overslept his alarm-and had-to get on a flight within an hour-so he shoved all-the clothes on his-bed into his suitcase, but-when he got-to-the airport he found out he'd packed his fucking cat hahahaha I'm not-even lying,
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179good articles, BuzzFeed, wanna know-what donut you are?,
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181fortnite-is, dead, cancer, dying, trash, bad, bad meem's, minecraft-is, better than fortnite, for everyone, the-best game ever, the-best, cool again, I am-so proud of-this community,
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183Teenage Florida man hacks his high school, e mails everyone urgent announcement-about mandatory penis inspections in accordance with florida penal code 69, adult Florida men, not bad kid,
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185when a guy brags-about his car-and salary on-the first date,
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187one in six people would-have sex with a robot, call me biased-but I don't think-that's-the sexiest robot-they could'ev found a picture of,
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189when everyone-is making end game meem's-but you're breaking out your arsenal of iron man 1 meem's, my turn,
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191I just realized-something, in iron man 2 E lawn Musk appears in-the movie, which means he's in-the M C U, so-when thanos snapped his hand-and killed 50 percent of-the universe in Infinity war, 
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193does-that mean-there was a possibility-that E lawn died?, good question,
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195nobody, me without a license,
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197ah shit, here we go again,
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199a meme can't gain popularity-and die in-the same day, locker room meem's, observe,
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201Star Wars, Avatar, and End game fighting for box office dominance, Disney, who owns all three, I see-this as an absolute win,