· 9 years ago · Jan 18, 2017, 08:40 AM
1[16/01/2017 22:09:42] Vaughan: Mike Ditka unretired
2Browns, Ravens, Texans, Colts, Patriots, Chiefs, Falcons, Panthers and Redskins need a coach
3who gets Ditka for the year
4[16/01/2017 22:10:35] Vaughan: oh wow, fake Belicheck got fired
5[16/01/2017 22:10:53] Aitor Karanka: who? NE Coach?
6[16/01/2017 22:11:06] Vaughan: he's Chad Masters in franchise
7[16/01/2017 22:11:13] Vaughan: but yeah, him
8[16/01/2017 22:11:17] Aitor Karanka: lel
9[16/01/2017 22:11:38] Vaughan: oh shit, I beat the 12-4 Seahawks
10[16/01/2017 22:11:47] Vaughan: I'm a 6 seed in the coference game lads
11[16/01/2017 22:12:31] Vaughan: it's Jags @ Raiders and Bucs @ Eagles boys, who does it
12[16/01/2017 22:13:41] Vaughan: oh right, I forgot the Raiders failed to resign Carr in this save and he was on the Titans
13[16/01/2017 22:13:49] Vaughan: and the Raiders beat the Titans in the divisional
14[16/01/2017 22:14:06] Vaughan: or...the Titans have Dalton
15[16/01/2017 22:14:15] Vaughan: where the fuck did Carr end up
16[16/01/2017 22:14:28] Vaughan: oh, Teddy's in tennessee
17[16/01/2017 22:14:30] Vaughan: that's it
18[16/01/2017 22:14:37] Vaughan: so Carr's probably a Viking
19[16/01/2017 22:14:43] SUPERtwinky: [16 January 2017 22:12] Vaughan:
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21<<< it's Jags @ Raiders and Bucs @ Eagles boys, who does itNot the Eagles
22[16/01/2017 22:14:54] Vaughan: I'll try
23[16/01/2017 22:15:04] Vaughan: we are a 6 seed
24[16/01/2017 22:15:30] SUPERtwinky: If the Eagles get a ring on your watch...
25[16/01/2017 22:15:34] Vaughan: so, the Eagles led by Ryan Tannehill face a realistically Doug Martin led Bucs
26[16/01/2017 22:16:05] SUPERtwinky: Send them to Tannehell
27[16/01/2017 22:16:10] SUPERtwinky: (devil)
28[16/01/2017 22:16:56] Vaughan: and the Jags behind Bortles in the first year of his fresh 5 year 75mil contract face the Raiders who saw Derek Carr leave to Minnesota and are behind 2 rookie QBs
29[16/01/2017 22:17:34] SUPERtwinky: Hype for a Jags-Bucs Floridab Owl
30[16/01/2017 22:17:38] SUPERtwinky: make it happen mang
31[16/01/2017 22:17:49] Vaughan: the Raiders have Trent cus he's good in this game
32[16/01/2017 22:17:49] Vaughan: lel
33[16/01/2017 22:18:11] Vaughan: oh shit, Raiders good LT is hurt
34[16/01/2017 22:18:50] Vaughan: oh hey, Revis is a Jag
35[16/01/2017 22:19:34] Vaughan: oh right, Chandler Jones is a Jag in this and he broke the single season sack record last year that was set by Suh
36[16/01/2017 22:19:51] Vaughan: they also have no good OL except the RT
37[16/01/2017 22:20:35] Vaughan: right, 1 seed Raiders host 2 seed Jags and 2 seed Eagles host 6 seed Bucs, wish me luck
38[16/01/2017 22:21:46] Vaughan: right, haven't looked, lets see starting with the AFC
39[16/01/2017 22:21:51] Vaughan: Jags win 27-10
40[16/01/2017 22:22:25] Vaughan: poor QB play really, Bortles does through 2 TDs tho, Denard Robinson is a beast
41[16/01/2017 22:22:49] Vaughan: Jacksonville also gets 10 sacks
42[16/01/2017 22:23:33] Vaughan: and now, the NFC
43[16/01/2017 22:23:39] Vaughan: oh shit I won
44[16/01/2017 22:23:46] Vaughan: 17-14 in OT
45[16/01/2017 22:24:11] Vaughan: fucking clutched
46[16/01/2017 22:24:30] Vaughan: Seferian-Jenkins had 1 catch, 1 yard, 1TD
47[16/01/2017 22:25:21] Vaughan: thank god for Greg Zuerlein
48[16/01/2017 22:25:33] SUPERtwinky: FLORIDAB OWL
49[16/01/2017 22:25:38] Vaughan: I wonder where this Owl is
50[16/01/2017 22:25:52] Vaughan: well, Jags are considered home either way
51[16/01/2017 22:25:59] Vaughan: imagine if it's in Miami
52[16/01/2017 22:26:45] SUPERtwinky: lel
53[16/01/2017 22:26:49] Vaughan: oh hey, despite losing the conference championship, Dennis Allen gets a new 3 year deal
54[16/01/2017 22:26:53] Vaughan: good for him
55[16/01/2017 22:27:12] Vaughan: meanwhile, Pats get John Harbaugh, Chiefs get Chad Masters and Browns sign a no name
56[16/01/2017 22:28:49] Vaughan: oh, I'll actually have to go into the game to see where it is
57[16/01/2017 22:30:07] Vaughan: oh wait
58[16/01/2017 22:30:09] Vaughan: no I don't
59[16/01/2017 22:30:18] Vaughan: it's fucking in Miami
60[16/01/2017 22:30:29] Vaughan: I need to check that that's true
61[16/01/2017 22:31:00] Vaughan: no fucking way it's Jags and Bucs in superbowl Miami
62[16/01/2017 22:32:12] SUPERtwinky: 11/10
63[16/01/2017 22:34:58] Vaughan: holy shit, it's actually in Miami
64[16/01/2017 22:35:10] SUPERtwinky: 12/10
65[16/01/2017 22:35:20] Vaughan: you know, maybe I have to super sim this game
66[16/01/2017 22:35:33] Vaughan: just for the championship celebration
67[16/01/2017 22:35:43] SUPERtwinky: Watch it while controlling neither team
68[16/01/2017 22:35:48] SUPERtwinky: you can do that can't you?
69[16/01/2017 22:35:52] Vaughan: no
70[16/01/2017 22:36:18] Vaughan: what I can do, is supersim so I don't actually play any
71[16/01/2017 22:36:33] Vaughan: also, looks like Kurt Warner is the MVP there
72[16/01/2017 22:38:44] Vaughan: actually nah, supersim has fucked scores
73[16/01/2017 22:38:55] Vaughan: lets not have a 65-62 Owl
74[16/01/2017 22:39:59] SUPERtwinky: Speaking of ridiculous scores
75[16/01/2017 22:40:12] Vaughan: shit man
76[16/01/2017 22:40:16] Vaughan: 38-31 Jags win
77[16/01/2017 22:40:30] SUPERtwinky: The Cowboys-Packers game yesterday reminded me of the 54-48 Packers-Cardinals wildcard game from 08
78[16/01/2017 22:40:36] Mantis (Alex): supersim has fucked playcalling too
79[16/01/2017 22:40:40] Vaughan: yeah
80[16/01/2017 22:40:45] Mantis (Alex): likes to rush a fuck ton
81[16/01/2017 22:40:53] Vaughan: man, fuck my QB
82[16/01/2017 22:41:22] Vaughan: after the best game of the playoffs, he throws 2 picks in the Owl
83[16/01/2017 22:41:40] Vaughan: thankfully we have top tier rushers
84[16/01/2017 22:41:56] Vaughan: 4 rushing TDs from 3 guys including Doug Martin going 17 for 196 and 2 scores
85[16/01/2017 22:42:12] Vaughan: >the FB scored a TD
86[16/01/2017 22:42:26] Vaughan: my headcanon is going to be that he scored the winning one
87[16/01/2017 22:42:58] Vaughan: oh, someone with an INT on the Jags retired
88[16/01/2017 22:43:01] Vaughan: might be Revis then
89[16/01/2017 22:43:28] Vaughan: and infact
90[16/01/2017 22:43:31] Vaughan: that was a pick six
91[16/01/2017 22:43:50] Vaughan: tbh, wouldn't even be mad if that's Revis then
92[16/01/2017 22:44:01] Vaughan: retire after winning an Owl you got a pick six in
93[16/01/2017 22:44:54] Vaughan: oh wait no, he's there
94[16/01/2017 22:45:15] Vaughan: it was probably Posluszny then unless fucking Antwan Barnes got a pick six from end
95[16/01/2017 22:45:26] Vaughan: oh shit, Calvin retired at 32
96[16/01/2017 22:45:49] Vaughan: >Joe Flacco retired
97[16/01/2017 22:45:51] Vaughan: wow
98[16/01/2017 22:46:08] Vaughan: Lynch gone, AP still here for now
99[16/01/2017 22:46:41] Vaughan: Bush, Wayne, Ware all back
100[16/01/2017 22:46:49] Vaughan: Pitka coaching Panthers
101[16/01/2017 23:26:58] Vaughan: well, RIP AP. Only chance to have to break the record is the not make the HoF