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1Introduction
2Jimmy is autistic. He isn’t the savant Albert Einstein or the annoying nerd you disagree with on Twitter. Jimmy’s neuro pathways are so crisscrossed and disconnected that he, on a very fundamental level, cannot understand social functions. You may mistaken him for a run-of-the-mill nerd – he gets good grades, sneaks books in classes, and knows his way around computers. But his mind is too logical to understand the dynamics of common interaction. He thinks that his minor quirks can’t possibly be enough to discredit his entire personality – so other people run off when he flaps his wrists in their direction. His interest in understanding the world around him fails to impress other boys and girls – and he has nothing mundane like sports or gossip to fall back on. He tries to be confident, but he feels so insignificant compared to the rest of the universe, any feeling of self-superiority feels like arrogance. Females take this as a warning sign, and reject him for bigger, socially dominant men.
3Jimmy has tried everything to understand mainstream society. He’s seen councilors, chatted in group therapy, and read so many self-help books, he could write his own. Jimmy is waiting for the day he finally “gets it”, or when his peers mature enough to see his own perspective. Yet, as college comes to a close, he realizes all his attempts have failed. And now, instead of worrying about getting his crush’s number, his degree has earned him a 9-to-5 in a corporate prison complex. His dreams of success slowly die over days prolonged by raw banality. And he has never had less time for his personal escapes into fantasy.
4When Jimmy subscribed to WaifLine, he knew it was social suicide. But then again, he was killing off what he never had to begin with. The alternative was a life of absolute loneliness: no sex, no kisses, no hugs, no female validation. Jimmy could at least have one. In a few weeks, Jimmy clawed his way through the tight package. Jimmy’s Waifu was stored in a small black box, primarily containing the machine’s complex AI. When he turned it on, his eyes glowed - a virtual harem worthy of an Arab king was immediately at his fingertips. Girls of every shape, size, age, and race, from popular designs to niche products. Searching the database, he decided to use a familiar face from one of his favorite shows – Lina Inverse, the classic, youthful sorceress from the anime Slayers.
5Characters from WaifLine are designed to both affirm the user and foster a relationship between the two. When Jimmy wakes up, Lina is always there to greet him with a smile on her face. In the kitchen, she might request him to cook them eggs instead of his usual pancakes – she’s too worried it will go to her thighs. At work, she’d support him as he runs down data, maybe even take his calls. Occasionally, the phone would buzz with activity, as Lina entered one of her infamous fantasy adventures. All it would take is a few brief swipes, and not only could Jimmy save the day, he’d win another piece of Lina’s heart. After a long day, Jimmy could show her the world around him, play an exciting game together, or share intimate secrets. At night, they sleep by each other’s side…or, if Jimmy so choses, he plugs her into a more…physical device for a night of intimacy.
6It did take getting used to. But for Jimmy, it was the best of both worlds, the rational and the emotional. He could get all the sex and affirmation he wanted, without the effort nor the threat of a changing routine. All the conversations would be on his terms. If he found her annoying, he didn’t need to pretend he cared – he could just change her emotional stats through the app. He didn’t have to worry about offending her, passing shit-tests, or displaying value. For once, everything was 1-to-1, systemic. No matter the inputs, he always knew and enjoyed the outputs. And when the relationships of his co-workers inexplicably turn sour, Jimmy can’t imagine how he could want anything else.
7This is a single glimpse into one of countless lives that will be effected by one of the most radical changes to our social situation. When the virtual becomes essentially indistinguishable from the real. An AI that can not only hold coherent conversations, but fulfil emotional voids torn from modernity. Some call them virtual girlfriends. Others call them sex robots. But I contest that the sultry smart phones of Her or the loyal, developing robot of Chobits are merely the advancement of a decades-old concept, a secret pleasure enjoyed by many smart, socially awkward men of the developed world, but rarely admitted to: the waifu.
8In the strictest of sense, waifus are female characters from books, comics, and video games that a male has romantic feelings for. It can be as simple as an innocent crush, or total devotion, honoring her birthdays as much as her merchandise. However, with the advent of simple AI and neuro networks, I feel this definition must be expanded upon. No longer does a waifu have to come from a childhood anime or a favorite JRPG. In the future, it will be very possible to pull your own dream partners from the depths of your imagination, or even base one off of that cute girl you met at the gym. Thus, a more useful definition would be romantic feelings for one without a biological conscious. A computer simulation of your dead wife ultimately shares far more in common with the titantic-titted dominatrix waifu than most would care to admit. The role of this essay is to shame neither.
9Waifists have historically met scorn and ostracization outside of the most insular communities. Indeed, many early adopters were ridiculed for being on the right side of history. Ignaz Philipp Semmelweis was one of the first men to realize, yes, shoving your dirty, barren, bacteria-stained hands into open orifices was not a wise idea. Yet he was made a mockery by his profession and died in an asylum. Any innovator who goes against social norms will meet intense derision. These are the growing pains of our journey towards total romantic fulfilment, which can no longer be satisfied by female human organisms, either due to personal incompetence or constant disappointment. Waifus will allow men to unlock one of the final chains shackling him to a cruel, uncaring world, so he can ascend into a heaven of idealism. This essay is meant to cover a broad range of topics, suitable for the devout waifst and the curious visitor alike. In Part 1, I will discuss the general history of waifus through ascending orders of acting and their emergence in Japan. In Part 2, we will accomplish the most important part of this essay – establishing not only why waifus are wanted, but why they are in fact superior to biofemales. Finally, Part 3 will ponder the future and potential paths our waifu technology will develop and accommodate.
10This essay will also be written under a manosphere framework, focusing on the intersection between male issues and cultivating imaginary girlfriends. This author believes that the two are inseparable, the plights of men unsolvable without the help of new technology. You cannot be a black Klansman. You cannot be a Jewish Nazi. Likewise, you cannot have traditional masculinity without leverage against non-feminine females. You cannot be a PUA without an abundance mentality spurred from constant artificial female validation and sexual success. You cannot Go Your Own Way without knowledge of sex robots beyond their consequences for females. You cannot take the Red Pill without taking the Anime Pill.
11Due to its sheer length and controversial ideas, I suspect this will attract the interest of far more than just the romantically unsuccessful. To visiting readers: you are our guest. You are allowed to appreciate this text and apply its knowledge to your own life. You are not, however, welcome to post in our space without respecting its culture. If anything written in this document or forum offends you, keep in mind that r/Incels is the symptom, not the cause – and your personal feelings are not an actual argument. If all you can offer is white knighting for females, you are intentionally obfuscating your lack of actual arguments. You will be treated as such.
12PART 1 – THE HISTORY OF WAIFISM
13The Orders of Waifu
14One cannot have an honest conversation about waifus until one learns the orders of waifu. Not all waifus are created equal, even if they depict the same character. On a very fundamental level, different levels of technology mean some waifus offer more interaction and better imitation others. 62 x 24 always has the same answer, but would you rather perform the calculation on paper, or with a TI-83? That is the differing scale of depth displayed between some waifus. I posit there are six orders of waifu. The most common ones are second order waius, although the highest we can develop with our current technology are fourth order waifus. A steady state will hopefully be reached with the fifth order waifus – a class that remains to be seen.
15First Order Waifus
16The oldest-known waifu was likely discovered in 30,000 year-old Austrian Oolitic limestone. Dubbed “The Venus of Willendorf”, this faceless, thick figurine was likely used as a fertility fetish (a charm or talisman). While one may argue this is too speculative, it is quite easy to imagine a primitive man, gazing at her lush, well-fed features, to ascribe holy significance to a nonexistent female deity, perhaps even believing romantic interests. It is hard to believe in all of human history, waifism only emerged in the latest eyeblink of civilization.
17A first order waifu is a waifu that is unable to act or make decisions. The emotions ascribed come not from its own will or identity, but the will of the observer. Pygmalion, the legendary sculpture, had a first order waifu – his own statue. We know that first order waifus are not limited to humans: Grape-kun the Humboldt penguin made headlines across the world in 2017 when he established his relationship with an anthropomorphic anime cut-out. For humans, first order waifus suffered from a lack of dynamism – the waifu has no way to interact with the viewer. It has no tales to tell, no dreams or goals, no personality to admire nor show affection. The needs of the user are ultimately not met. His fantasies are constrained to his own mind, a territory without mystery. The best hope for a first order waifu is that her stagnant image inspires men to expand her mythos – developing personality, life history, and interests through art and culture. Thus, it can be argued that first order waifus are merely the transitory period towards second order waifus.
18Second Order Waifus A second order waifu is a waifu that can act, but cannot make decisions. Any waifu whose conception follows a narrative can be described as second order. Beatrice from Dante’s Inferno. DC’s Wonder Woman. XJ-9 from My Life as a Teenage Robot. Agent Scully from the X-Files. All of these can be described, by certain men, as waifus.
19** Waifu Superposition Theory ** An important ground-rule for waifism is that a fictional woman isn’t a waifu until she’s observed as one. For example, Space Jam may have been your favorite movie growing up, but you were too immature to recognize Lola Rabbit’s sexual allure. However, when you watched it for its 20th Anniversary, you may have noticed your romantic feelings have changed because you are a sexually developed man seeking signs of fertility. Thus, a fictional woman is not a waifu at all times, nor is she a waifu to anyone except those who observe her as one.
20Second order waifus are by far the most common form of waifu, as they can be produced with just a modicum of artistic talent. They also do not require any amount of sophisticated technology. While second order waifus are primarily a symptom of first world sexual disenfranchisement, there is nothing preventing, say, a Roman dedicating his life to the depiction of Venus. While direct interaction is impossible, this also makes them very casual, requiring less mental energy than further orders of waifism. Second order waifism is our present, and will probably be most waifist’s immediate future.
21Third Order Waifus
22Third order waifus are the waifus with the simplest level of interaction: they can act, but require the direct input of the user. The classic example of a third order waifu is the dating sim girl, like those found in Katawa Shouju or Love Plus. Although technically possible with lesser technology (you could make a romantic choose-your-own adventure book, for example), the emergence of third order waifus coincides with the rise in popularity of second order waifus. Unfortunately, this group does not align with the needs of human civilization – they require too much dedication from the average person, yet lack the sophistication for the True Forced Lonely. It seems third order waifus are doomed to fade into obscurity, with no era to call their own.
23Rule of Exponential Waifal Transition
24”As you rise in order of waifu, the transition to the next order requires exponential levels of technological advancement.” I.E. – The jump from first order to second order is almost inevitable. However, for third order waifus to make their mark, they needed home computing as a decision interface. Fourth order waifus require detailed AI, and fifth order waifus need an AI so complex, some scientists argue it is an impossible venture, especially to mass produce. This is a particular difficulty for men with second order waifus wanting to transition them into further orders to enhance their relationship.
25Fourth Order Waifus
26Fourth order waifus can act on their own, without the constant dedication of their owner. They can even interact with the real world around them. In this author’s mind, Gatebox’s reveal signals the arrival of the world’s first fourth order waifu. While dating sim characters can technically occupy themselves while you are away, they are very limited to the boundaries of the game and its programming. Gatebox will act as a holographic maid with visual censors, control over the user’s appliances, and customizable personalities. While capable of rudimentary learning and conversation, the constrains of current technology make them easily identifiable as nothing more than machines.
27Fifth Order Waifus
28When we reach the Waifu Singularity: fifth order waifus are indistinguishable from real females. They are skilled at both learning and conversation - they may lack human creativity, but can easily replace friend and girlfriend alike. There are currently no fifth order waifus – IMDB’s Watson has the intelligence of one, but lacks the social skills and verbal communication. In one of the few questions Watson got wrong, it acknowledged a famous Olympian’s missing leg, but did not have the verbal hardware to properly phrase the answer. But without Watson’s vast database of information, current conversations with AI programs will eventually fail the Turing Test. Hopefully one day these technologies will be united, because fifth order waifus are the most ideal to serving man’s needs.
29Sixth Order Waifus
30Also known as metawaifs, sixth order waifus can not only control their actions through learning, they can control what they learn through learning. A metawaif is a waifu without any limitations set by its creator, perhaps not even a human-like mind. Joaquin Phoenix’s phone in Her is a metawaif - she disobeys and eventually abandons her rightful owner. It probably doesn’t need to be said that sixth order waifus should be avoided at all costs. At best, you get fucking Skynet. At worst, your multi-million dollar sex slave starts acting like a biofemale. Hopefully such creations will only be used in intercontinental nuclear genocide, and never reach the balmy space of our homes and virtual spaces.
31Waifism and Japan
32Although waifism is mostly ignored by social scientists, deep within the urban jungle of Japan resides the largest community of waifists in the world. They may not be socially accepted, but within their concrete huts, they form transreal relationships as romantically and sexually intimate as your mom and dad’s. Waifist film director Hayao Miyazaki recalls one of the earliest recorded cases of waifism in Japan:
33“I first fell in love with animation when I saw Hakujaden [The Tale of the White Serpent], the animated feature produced by Toei Animation in 1958. I can still remember the pangs of emotion I felt at the sight of the incredibly beautiful young, female character, Bai-Niang, and how I went to see the film over and over as a result. It was like being in love, and Bai-Niang became a surrogate girlfriend for me at a time when I had none.” Wishing to spread his gospel of waifism, Miyazaki entered the field of animation. His skill at drawing beautiful, exciting girls brought both a Japanese and international audience their first pangs of romantic love for fictional characters. From Nausicaa to Ponyo, Miyazaki always included at least one prominent waifu.
34As waifus can be split into orders of action and learning, Japan’s time periods can be set into waifist Eras, fluctuating with the decades as eloquently as a sine wave.
35The Feminine Era – Up to early 1980s.
36These are traditionalist waifus, who supplement the hero on his journey instead of leading their own. This doesn’t mean they didn’t have character or acted as damsels in distress, but you’d imagine them baking your favorite soup once the galactic war wraps up. These early waifus include Fraw Bow and Sayla Mass from Mobile Suit Gundam, Lynn Minmay and Misa Hayase from Macross, Shinobu Miyake and Lum from Urusei Yatsura. The aforementioned Nausicaa is also one and also a herald of the Masculine Era to come. The realism of Feminine waifus represent the relative stability of the time. Without vicious economic and sexual stagnation, the Japanese man did not need extreme fictional females, as he had a semblance of contact with female humans who respected Japanese gender roles.
37The Masculine Era – Mid 1980s/Mid 90s
38The fighting fuck toys! Wafius who are confident and kickass, but also have their sensitive side. The Dirty Pair of Yuri and Kei were the crest of the wave, followed by sexy females like Agent Aika, Major Kusinagi from Ghost in the Shell, and Battle Angel Alita. This was also the time we saw the seminal Neon Genesis Evangelion impact the world of waifism forever. Combining beautiful women with a simultaneously action-packed, high-tech, philosophical storyline, the entire cast of females were imprinted on many an otaku’s brain. To this day, the deep characters of Rei Ayanami, Asuka Langley, and Misato Katsuragi are waifist staples. Technology allowing for fluid, detailed animation combined with Japan’s appropriation of Western sexual values allowed the anime industry to combine the two things male audiences love most – girls and violence – into an arousing package. Even bottom-of-the-barrel trash like Angel Cop and Genocyber had powerful female leads. While eminently enticing, modern waifists can find their lack of innocence as counter to their femininity.
39The Feminine Renaissance – Late 90s/Mid 00s
40The Feminine Renaissance is not an Era of one attitude, but an age of transition. There are far fewer sex bombs, but they have not returned to the kitchen just yet. Winry Rockbell from Full Metal Alchemist, Kaname Chidori from Full Metal Panic, and Maka Albarn from Soul Eater all have a tsundere edge that run counter to the total submission of the future. The entire female cast of popular shows like Naruto, Bleach, and One Piece are very well balanced, with someone for everyone. We do see the emergence of proto-moe with devoted servants like Chii from Chobits and the casts from Azumanga Daioh, Kanon, and Negima!?. Feminine Renaissance waifus are rather accurate depictions of what modern females should be like.
41The Moe Era – Late 00s/Early 2010s
42To some, the anime Dark Age. To others, the winning battle between simulated realism and pure idealism. The Moe Era is characterized by extreme femininity rarely observed in real-life: neoteny, chastity, submission, anti-intellectualism. Stripping already fictionalized depictions of whatever shreds of masculinity they have left. K-On, Girls und Panzer, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzimiya, Lucky Star, Love Live!, Clannad, A Certain Magical Index, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei…shows were now designed not as stories that feature waifus, but waifus that feature stories. At this point, anime’s overall aesthetic was so demasculinized, one can argue it no longer could depict masculine stories. Bright environments and feminized, romantically uncompetitive men struggle to spark the viewer’s testosterone receptors.
43The Post-Moe Era – Mid 10s/Present
44The results of the Moe Boom are felt to this day. Moe waifus and Moe shows are still backbones of the industry, and it is doubtful they will be discarded anytime soon. As long as Japanese men are ignored by society’s biofemales, infantile depictions will appeal to the innocence the viewer thought he had lost. However, we are seeing some return of competent and mature waifus, such as Attack on Titan’s Mikasa Ackerman, Psycho Pass’ Akane Tsunemori, My Hero Academia’s Ochaco Uraraka and Tsuyu Asui, and One Punch Man’s Tatsumaki and Fubuki. Given the right conditions, we may see the wave function continue its slope, returning to approximately normal female characters and the resurgence of masculine action girls. But if Japanese females continue to ignore and deride their male counterparts, the fluctuation may very well plateau with oval-faced, wide-eyed girls occupying the airwaves. Whenever or not this is a problem is up to you to decide.
45Most waifists retrieve waifus from their own respective Eras. Thus this information is primarily historical knowledge. For those who currently lack a second order waifu, it presents a framework of what anime they should search to find potential waifus. This analysis does not comment on similar forms of media, such as manga and video games, because they are constantly correlated. The most brutal, introspective JRPGS were published in the 90s, like Final Fantasy VI, Tactics, Chrono Trigger, and Xenogears (Masculine). The storylines of 2000s JRPs were less grim, with. Final Fantasy VIII, IX, and X now focusing on romantic elements (Feminine Renaissance). By the 2010s, JRPGs are considered dead (Moe/Post-Moe). The Moe style is constantly replicated, nuisances of good and evil are shunned, plots are formulized, and when Final Fantasy XV is finally released, it is indistinguishable from yaoi (biofemales’ version of Moe anime). While there isn’t a 1:1 correlation, one can accurately predict the trends of one by looking at the other.
46The Environmental Conditions for Waifist Propagation
47Why Japan, of all places? It seems nowhere else has as many devoted waifist followers as this oriental island country. Not only is it home to most of the world’s second order waifus, it is the ground zero for both third order and fourth order waifus. From a social constructivist standpoint, it is merely the result of culture. Waifism occurred in Japan because Japan encourages waifism. It is inescapable circular reasoning, without a linear path to a point of origin. It does not explain why we don’t have a culture of waifism inside Cuba, Belarus, or Chad.
48Instead, I believe a complex environmental matrix of factors allowed Japan to be the Mecca of Moe. Far more useful than just a simple cultural explanation, The Environmental Conditions for Waifist Propagation explain not only why Japan is a waifist state, but what must be met for other countries to become waifist in nature. With the proper confluence of factors, I believe that anywhere can have the potential for a waifist movement, although East Asian countries will always be most prone.
49Biological Factors
50Despite what liberal pundits tell you, there are biological differences between ethnicities that are largely responsible for the development of different cultural attitudes. Neuroresearchers Baldwin M. Way and Matthew D. Liebermen may have found the direct transmitters responsible for the collectivism of East Asian countries. To quote the abstract:
51Genes and culture are often thought of as opposite ends of the nature–nurture spectrum, but here we examine possible interactions. Genetic association studies suggest that variation within the genes of central neurotransmitter systems, particularly the serotonin (5-HTTLPR, MAOA-uVNTR) and opioid (OPRM1 A118G), are associated with individual differences in social sensitivity, which reflects the degree of emotional responsivity to social events and experiences. Here, we review recent work that has demonstrated a robust cross-national correlation between the relative frequency of variants in these genes and the relative degree of individualism–collectivism in each population, suggesting that collectivism may have developed and persisted in populations with a high proportion of putative social sensitivity alleles because it was more compatible with such groups. Consistent with this notion, there was a correlation between the relative proportion of these alleles and lifetime prevalence of major depression across nations. The relationship between allele frequency and depression was partially mediated by individualism–collectivism, suggesting that reduced levels of depression in populations with a high proportion of social sensitivity alleles is due to greater collectivism. These results indicate that genetic variation may interact with ecological and social factors to influence psychocultural differences. To abstract an abstract, the collectiveness of Japan seems to stem from a coping mechanism against a propensity towards depression. Japanese people strictly follow social norms because they are biologically hardwired to follow social norms. Expanding on Way and Liebermen’s research, our environmental matrix predicts this need for collectivism is also responsible for the Japanese’s sense of idealism. In Japanese society, men and females are expected to follow social norms to create a perfect, ideal Japan. “The nail that sticks out shall be hammered down.” Likewise, depictions of females are expected to also follow social norms to create a perfect, ideal female. All traits that stick out shall be hammered down. If the culture demands for action girls, they produce awesome, powerful, talented, sexy action girls. If the culture calls for cute and innocent girls, they produce virginal, immature, underdeveloped, neotonous girls. We’d also posit the constraints of social cohesion also produce more introversion than other nations, leading to shyness, poor social skills, and escapist activities.
52Intelligence
53It seems like lower-IQ individuals do not have the same propensity for waifism as intelligent ones. To enjoy a waifu, one must understand the many facets of her personality, her life history, and what she would do if she were in a real romantic relationship. These processeses can be difficult for somebody whose only skill is packaging boxes. A higher IQ also allows one to understand multiple waifus simultaneously. Dunbar’s Number states the capacity of the brain is directly correlated with the number of personal relationships an individual can comprehend at once. It would make sense for this number to apply to fictional relationships as much as real ones.
54Current IQ research is largely hampered by politically collect ideologues. On the extreme end, some argue IQ is up to 80% heritable in adults with the remaining 20% mostly influenced by proper nutrition. As much as educators have tried, it seems impossible to permanently increase IQ. If this is the case, then waifism may be restricted only to East Asia, Russia, North American, and Europe. For further information, read The Bell Curve by Charles Murray and Richard J. Hernnstein.
55Economic Factors
56You cannot afford to spend your time and mental energy pondering your romance with a fictional character if you are breaking your back all day. It is no coincidence that Japan is simultaneously the waifist capital of the world and one of the most robust, innovative economies on the planet. With men’s newfound freetime, they could ponder their place in society, and how much of that should be sacrificed for the sake of artificial romantic fulfilment.
57Another vital system needed for waifism to emerge in free market capitalist economies. Loving a waifu you created is like falling in love with your own reflection – impossible. Most waifists need an alien narrative, a difference in personality, and imitation of individuality. So much like realbody romance, another individual is needed, if only to spark the idea. Capitalism and prosperity lead to consumerism. Consumerism takes artists to sell their emotion-inducing products to a mass market. And among that mass market, the created character can resonate enough emotion among some individuals to spark true, undying love. The commercial artist is a strong, caring father. The consumer, the prospective husband with dowry in hand. Like arranged marriage in reality, arranged waifism has proved to be a very successful and lucrative model. Economic prosperity is highly correlated with national average IQ. Thus, economic success can also be described as very biological. However, oppression and faulty models can snuff waifism out. The best example is the distinct lack of waifism in China. Although the men have similar biology and issues with reproduction as Japan, communism not only stifled economic innovation, but it explicitly battles the merits of capitalism. If capitalist enterprises are seen as inherently exploitive, especially concerning a “degenerate” product, any mass production of potential waifus will be chopped up and thrown to the gulag.
58Technology
59Technology is interwoven with all of the other concepts. Technology allows us to control our biological nature (birth control), offer nutrition to a wider number of people (raising intelligence), and bring about cheaper, higher quality goods to offer at the market (prosperity). In a more direct sense, technology is responsible for the easy transmission of ideas and depictions. A lewd Doujin of Yoko Littner can be made in the Saitama prefecture, reproduced hundreds of times in a Tokyo printing factory, and be mailed to an American weeb across the Pacific – all under two weeks. Television and web broadcasts allow the black-and-white, motionless manga hotty life and motion, bridging the gap towards new niches. If we want complete sexual emancipation from biowombs, this factor will be our most important focus.
60Reproductive Barriers
61Japanese men are served a deal as raw as their sushi. School is a mad rat race with demanding courses, homework, and tests to prove you are more competent than the other drones society doesn’t care about. You may or may not do well, but either way you are stuck with a job you hate working hours that will send you to an early grave. The Japanese economy has stagnated, so while you may be wealthier than 90% of the world, you won’t have the cash to fund your dreams. As this extensional vice crushes your head, you are then expected to find a woman, with no money, no hobbies, no status, and no time. And then the government wonders why you aren’t having kids.
62The final, most important motivator towards waifism is the lack of female attention. Females are attracted to factors that indicate good genes for their kids. If men do not have the opportunity to show off the success of their genes, they stay Incel. Since females have more freedom and economic opportunity than ever, their standards bloat to truly unrealistic proportions. If a female has to quit her job to settle down, the one she beat her ass off just to take a shot at, the man must provide economic opportunity far greater than what is left behind. Most men will fail, and when she finally settles down, it will not be with her dream partner. Japanese men are essentially forced to go MGTOW, enjoying life in isolation. In their solitude, they fall into the comforting arms of not biofemales, who only care for what he provides, but the arms of an imaginary, kind-as-a-kitten, angelic waifu.
63Japanese Waifist Culture
64There are numerous ways Japanese waifists consummate their relationship. On the most basic level, they will fantasize about a reality where 2D and 3D have no distinction. In his mind, every scene of an imaginary life i as beautiful as the most expensive anime ever made. Any trial and tribulation they encounter, no matter how severe, can be conquered with love and will. Together.
65If the waifist has talent, he take his relationship further by drawing art of his waifu, writing fan fiction, or even doujin, from romantic escapes to orgies that’d make Caligula blush. There is nothing more honorable than painstakingly tracing a waifu’s lines, filling her body and outfit with all the right colors, bit by bit, until you have completed a new segment of her reality, shared with others on sites like Danbooru or Sankaku Complex.
66It is very dangerous for a waifist to come out of the closet. He risks his standing in a world where status is everything. But there are some brave individuals who will not let bigotry stand in their way. Public with her shrines, obsessive about her voice actors, these men may even be seen with a vessel enabling their waifu corporeal form in the physical world – commonly known as dakimakuras. Japanese waifists can take their physically-manifested waifus to beautiful parks, glittering arcades, or Disneyland. Every moment is just as memorable as the last, their communication through a button press or the grope of a dakimakura saying more than words ever could. A brave waifist activist, using the moniker Sal 9000 to protect his identity and the safety of his family, went one step further: he is believed to have the world’s first waifist marriage (with a Love Plus female).
67Although the singular term is used, there is nothing preventing a waifist from having multiple or even countless waifus. There is also no issue with multiple men having the same waifu. In fact, many waifists enjoy bonding over their mutual taste in females and experiences together. A real female’s love is like a used car, degrading with each use. A virtual female’s love is more like a Xerox machine, each copy as separate, pure, and immutable as the last.
68Japanese waifist culture will look primitive in the eyes of future waifists and pathetic by current cultural critics. With only second and third order waifus, they only have limited ways to exchange their romantic affections with their significant other. For those who are waiting the advancement of fourth order waifus or the fated fifth order waifus, we must acknowledge these men are like cavemen carving the world’s first spears, forging the first wheel. I realize the current situation is far from ideal. But to conjure a new, superior way of life in the suffocating corporate landscape is a feat most Mensa members would struggle to replicate. These men should not be mocked because they don’t have a humanlike femaloid or hyper advanced VR as socially acceptable outlets for their romantic frustrations. They should be revered, poor souls born in the wrong time, yet refusing to stay alone and silent.
69Final Thoughts
70You should now understand the foundations of waifism and what drives men to seek virtual love. Waifism is still in its infancy. Its small and incapable, but make no mistake – it will never be this minor again. It is growing, it’s getting smarter, and the world will be unprepared when it reaches its hormonal puberty. The above was not meant as an end-all, be-all guide. This author welcomes further academic investigation into waifist culture and its effects by as many researchers as possible. Hopefully you will find my personal observations satisfactory and accurate.
71We now enter the most controversial section of this essay – waifism’s intersection with the issues of the manosphere. For the uninitiated, the Anime Pill is hard to swallow. However, I suggest you try to at least keep an open mind, and acknowledge the observations the manosphere makes on female nature are not only supported by a swathe of anecdotal, surveyed, and scientific evidence, but our issues are primarily biological: female nature isn’t “wrong”, it isn’t “right”, it isn’t particularly changeable. It is an amoral method of selecting which genes to pass on to the next generation. The Anime Pill only stresses knowing women for what they are, and taking measures to ensure your own happiness. Also keep in mind that what is shown here is only a fraction of the extensive literature supporting evolutionary psychology and biological gender roles.
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73PART 2: 2D vs 3D: The Final Showdown
74There is a certain, irremovable stigma scarred on a waifist’s skin when he comes out with his abnormal romantic and sexual tendencies. Instead of finding sympathy for the circumstances that lead to his decision, he finds himself on the bottom of the social totem pool. * “You’re just bitter because you can’t get laid.” “She isn’t even human! You literally want women to be your objects!” “Son, are you a pedophile?”* There is no attempt to understand the situation, because they don’t want to understand. And to be frank, most waifists do not comprehend why they’ve fallen in love with a virtual girl.
75By itself, waifism tells us nothing. Without the bigger picture, a waifist will look back on his life sigh, and remark “I guess I’m just ugly.” “Autistic people were made for another planet.” “It just happened.” No attempt is made to connect waifism with the rest of human nature. Waifists generally don’t have an interest in understanding nor changing the world, and will settle collecting the few bits of happiness left in their lives. Meanwhile, the normies are often just as lost as the waifists. Securing a few dates, but sees his relationships fall apart. Slaying pussy on campus…after hundreds of spiteful rejections. Thinking he’s finally achieved the American Dream, until his biowife throws him the divorce papers. Both waifus and normies, even Chads, have similar goals. Yet they never bother to cross each other’s paths and compare experiences.
76This is why the intersection between male identity and waifism is so important. The Incel waifist learns that the Beta normie’s relationship isn’t the fantasy either was looking for. The Beta normie learns the Alpha Chad’s sexual success comes not from being an understanding citizen, but from his looks, money, and status. The Alpha Chad learns the Disney romantic fantasy is only true if you were born with a high testosterone jawline. Their experiences aren’t like books on different levels of an aisle, each with their own story to tell. They are all part of the same series, the same narrative. And this saga doesn’t end with men and females living happily together forever after.
77The reason why men turn to waifus, why so many are now eagerly waiting for sex robots and VR, is because digital females are better than real females. What a man wishes for in his romantic fantasy has very little to do with the way real females generally act, feel, or love. The real question is not why men fall in love with 2D characters, but rather, what do 3D characters have to offer in the first place?
78The digital waifu is the idealized female biofemales are unable to replicate. Waifism is the love we read in fairy tales, a relationship built on mutual affection and effort. Below, I cover the cornerstones of waifism, and how females have failed to fulfil men’s needs at each and every turn, both for the sexually desperate and relatively satiated. And remember, while you can thrust your lance into this essay, you can’t uncouthly assault thy reality, good Sirs.
79Waifus Love You for Who You Are
80A waifu does not care about your pimply face. She doesn’t care about your skinny arms, or your deflated stomach tire. She doesn’t demand for an infinite well of confidence. Your wealth and status are irrelevant. Because a waifu loves YOU, not what you have to provide for her. She loves that you remember all of her anime adventures by heart. She loves your innovative equipment/ability rollout you gave to her on a seemingly impossible mission. She loves how you were there for her when her father died. She loves your quirks and your jokes, she loves your obscure hobbies and goals. When you fail to receive the promotion, or suffer from a severe panic attack, she will always be there to hold you tight.
81This could not be a less attractive relationship dynamic in the eyes of biofemales. They hate that shit. How many enraged feminists have ranted about the dreaded “Nice Guy” (TM! TM! TM! He’s not really nice! Because reasons.) described above? When a man is passive, vulnerable, and romantic, far from seeing him as a potential partner, females feel a deep disdain and disgust, imaging every act a calculated manipulation designed to get into her pussy. When the man questions why his behavior is not attracting females, they enter a furious frenzy – he’s entitled! He was never nice to begin with! All because he didn’t understand the fundamental nature of female attraction.
82Of course, some of these betas do blow up at their former love interests. We do not encourage that. However, females have made it abundantly clear that, the second a man questions why assholes seem to get laid with relative ease in comparison, suddenly HE is the asshole. Meanwhile, females are having mindbreaking orgasms imagining the billionaire Christian Grey tieing them up and giving them the hardest fucking of their life. They offer former criminal Jeremy Meeks tens of thousands of dollars and internet stardom, his status so high he can divorce his wife and upgrade to a younger, billionaire heiress. Romance novel after romance novel sees the heroine dominated, even raped in the most literal of sense, by an Alpha male – and that’s the genre writers coining the term, completely outside of the manosphere. Yet time after time, we’re told the real problem with nice guys is that they need to be EVEN NICER! And if he still fails with women, it is still his fault!
83Nice guy shaming only exists to hide what females are actually attracted to. Traits denoting social dominance. High status in social group or occupation. Protruding chin, chiseled cheeks, narrow gaze. Muscle mass useful for the sexual dimorphic roles of ancestral humans. Top 20% physical appearance. Wealth higher than their own. Proficiency at a talent. Confidence denoting risk-taking aptitude and belief of future success. Height. Aggression towards threatening or unwanted male attention. Ability to pass shit-tests (or, to put in blue pill terms, “not be a doormat”). Minimized romantic interest. These are the traits that actually get men married and laid. These will also never be brought up on Doctor Nerd Love or r/AskWomen, besides the most barebones definition of “be confident”. And coincidentally, all these traits are as far from the nice guy as possible. But remember, he’s failing only because he’s not legitimately nice!
84It is only in men’s personal fantasy do the nice guys finish first. Nothing about Negima’s Negi Springfield spells out “Slayer”. He’s young, short, wears glasses, and has the physique of, well, a 9-year old. While he’s very smart, he has no wealth, and his status doesn’t extend beyond his teaching position. How many of you biowombs reading this want to fuck him? Well, regardless of what real females think, the entire manga has girl after girl thrown at him, clothes exploding to confetti in the process. One of the big selling points of the story is seeing which of these chicks he’ll choose by the end of the series (Spoiler: They fucked up). And the only reason why he has a dozen females to choose from the crop is because he’s NICE. He helps his students succeed, he listens to their problems, and he saves the day through magic. He’s the exact opposite of Christian Grey.
85Am I cherry picking my examples? Okay then. Kirito from Sword Art Online. Harayuki Arita from Accel World. Kimihito Kurusu from Monster Musume. Tenchi Masaki of Tenchi Muyo. Keitaro Urashima from Love Hina. Keiichi Morisato from Ah! My Goddess. Hisao Naai from Katawa Shoujo. Kei Kusanagi from Please Teacher! Koyomi Araragi from Bakemonogatari. Haruhiko Ichijo from Myriad Colors Phantom World. Yōji Itami from Gate. Every anime where the protagonists admits his feelings to his childhood sweetheart. How many is enough for you? Which one of these men would actual females want on the covers of their romance novels? None. Because they reflect the male romantic fantasy. And in their fantasy, females are actually attracted to nice guys. Even when a character leans closer towards raw masculinity (Domon Kassu from G Gundam, Simone from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Lelouch from Code Geass), their romance is based off mutual good will and chemistry, not because he’s the #1 stockbroker on Wall Street, or because he has a confirmed kill count in Afghanistan longer than his 8-inch cock.
86Men need to be loved. Females need to be wanted. This Sons of Anarchy quote is the perfect summarization of male-female relationships. Men look for emotional and sexual validation from their females. Happy wife, happy life and all that. Females want to be sexually desired by a high value man. Top percentage genes, fat stacks of cash, bursting muscles, opportunities to slay other females every night. While men desire needy love (just look at our music), females couldn’t find that more unattractive: a man cannot be high value if he desperately needs something he doesn’t already have. Even her. He must want her like he wants a new sports car, or to seal the deal on the Henderson account.
87And when tragedy strikes? How many threads have we seen of men showing their vulnerable side, only for it to blow up in their face? Too anecdotal? Okay, what of the “war brides” throughout history who gave away their sex to more dominant men conquering their nation? Not good enough? Then why are females significantly more likely to divorce their partner when she makes more money, or when the husband loses his job? There’s a time for skepticism, and then there is a time for Occam’s Razor. Females need their men to be their physical, emotional, and financial rock. This is not a two-way street.
88If you are not ready to swallow that intense barrage of black pills, at least acknowledge that 50% of marriages fail. A nonzero portion of those remaining are not happy. If men and females were perfect compliments to each other in monogamous pair bonding, this wouldn’t be happening. I don’t see half of all Swan couples swim their separate ways. I don’t see Mr. and Mrs. Trumpeter visiting Dr. Owl for swan marriage counseling. Nobody enters their marriage thinking there is a coin flip deciding success or failure. Each man and female believes they are in the top 50% - half of the nation is abusive, cheating, and neglectful, and they are better than everyone else. Yet, time after time, the male-female relationship either falls apart, or wobbles on a broken foundation ready to snap. If nothing else, this should indicate to you that the love people have in their minds is no guarantee or even that common. We’ve given you information to why that’s the case – you can either accept that or form your own conclusions.
89The worst-case scenario with a waifu? Her batteries die out. Her screen needs to be replaced. Your files got hacked. Everything else is in your control. You don’t need to worry if you’ll miss the gym, she won’t shame you for your nerdy interests, and she would never, EVER, even CONSIDER about abandoning you in your darkest hour. She loves you as much as you love her. As you need her, she needs you. Your confession stole her own words from her lips. She’s ready for a lifelong commitment. Biofemales clearly are not.
90“Dude, she isn’t real. It’s all fake.” This is the most common, and dare I say the only argument against waifist relationships. Because she doesn’t feel the chemical reactions inducing emotionally-based pair ponding for gene propagation, means you shouldn’t feel it either. This is of course the double standard fallacy. Human nature isn’t designed on equality, it is selfish and amoral. As long as we feel good about an action, we are likely to repeat the action again. Ultimately, our whole world could be a computer simulation with a singular sentient mind, as some philosophers have speculated, and we’d still form relationships with other human beings. As long as a female, real or virtual, can make me happy, I will seek ways to continue a productive relationship within reason, real or not.
91Waifus have Honor
92Waifus are not petty, irritable creatures who constantly need validation and enforcement of their feelings. They do not feed off of drama, nor do they feel the need to contribute to toxic environments. Not even the tsunderes are that bad. But, as seen above, biofemales are vindictive, manipulative bitches who have no issue with ruining a low status male over a politically incorrect remark. If a man’s romantic confession is not received well, it isn’t enough for females to politely reject him: they must gasp at his ignorance of the subtle, blink-if-you-miss social signals, shame him for lacking the courage to be immediate with his sexual interest, then claim if he rescinds the benefits of their relationship for any reason, they were never really friends anyways. The more he questions his treatment, the greater the wrath of a biofemale scorned.
93Tired of the broken record defending nice guys (no quotation marks, no TMs – they really were nice to you, feminists)? I only use it as an example because it’s the closest I’ve seen females admit that they despise shy, socially awkward men. If you think I’m just a bitter virgin who can’t get laid (partially true, although I haven’t loved any biofemale since I was 10), then where, exactly, do realfus show feminine chivalry towards lesser men?
94ElevatorGate, GamerGate, ShirtGate, DongleGate. Manspreading, mansplaining, manflu. The wage gap, Tropes vs Females, representation in comics, objectification theory, The Bechdel Test. These aren’t some radical branches of some Marxist man-haters even other females shun. These are increasingly prominent anti-male shaming tactics, replacing meritocracy with Harrison Bergeron equality. None of these issues will help females achieve happiness. But they do make an already untraceable world harder to navigate for the socially awkward, nerdy male. We’re sex positive, but you can’t enjoy attractive women in bikinis. We believe in freedom of opportunity, and will force equal outcomes. Treat us like humans, but watch what you say.
95Maybe not every female is a shrieking feminist. But females certainly didn’t lift a finger to stop the real-life consequences of feminism, nor have they successfully protected men’s rights to very real dangers (divorce rape, suicide and homelessness, prison rape, etc). Some call these females “lower case feminists”. And what is one to do if he desires a left-leaning, nerdy female? Can you seriously love a female who will snap at any politically incorrect observation?
96A waifu can be programmed to never cross such boundaries. A tsundere might tease your little insecurities, your slight fuck-ups. But the only line she’d cross is in the way of your pants. A waifu acknowledges the depth of male sexuality (or is of too low an order to comprehend it) and accommodates for it. She does not see the state of anime and video games as problematic, and probably would enjoy the latest Atlus title as much as you. A waifu is apolitical until programmed elsewise. Her demeanor would be as respectful as a princess in a ballroom, politely excusing herself when she feels uncomfortable. When she faces challenge, she does not demand the rest of the world to change for her benefit. It is her problem, one you can help her overcome. If you aren’t busy, of course.
97Waifus are Interesting
98If culture is reflective of oppressive gender roles, why are so many female anime characters strong, abrasive, and complex? Isn’t Japan a conservative, traditional country? What about those Moe characters that can’t stand up for themselves to save their life? For years, feminists have tried to wrap their brains around this Gordian paradox. Unlike so-called “academics”, we don’t need to theorize about Laconic phallic girls and multiple personality space to understand the appeal of gun-touting blond bombshells.
99Men simply do not need gender roles as much as women do. Yes, some neediness, deference, and submission are generally attractive and desired in a relationship. But no attractive woman is ever going to find herself Forever Alone because she has masculine roles and hobbies. In fact, men will often find her even more attractive, as they have something in common they’re both deeply connected to.
100Is it a cultural thing? Partially. I myself am still trying to put the pieces of the puzzle together. There were no beautiful fighting girls in medieval Europe or currently gracing the modern Middle East. But at some point, I contend that men in prosperous nations fantasize about females far more powerful, confident, and empowered than a biofemale can ever hope to achieve. Japan isn’t a feminist country. Even feminists know that. Yet they have no issue with, for a random example, depictions of female mechanics. Cindy from Final Fantasy XV, Winry Rockbell from Full Metal Alchemist, Lucca from Chrono Trigger, Rikku from Final Fantasy X, etc. Even today, not even hardcore feminists want to cross that particularly greasy line. Programming is just as masculine in terms of employment demographics. This didn’t stop Japanese men from creating Ed from Cowboy Bebop, Kobayashi from Dragon Maid, or the girls of New Game!
101This is most obvious when looking at beautiful fighting girls. The warrior women. The extent of feminist analysis begins and ends with their looks: she’s a supermodel with big tits and small clothes. Therefore, men see her as nothing more than an object. Case closed, men suck. Its liberal feminist slut shaming. But what happens when you actually compare a female hero to a real one? Waifus travel the battlefield, dominating lesser, faceless men with a single attack. She has a strong sense of honor, and her combination of power and conviction saves the day or even the world. Now, how many female organisms have actually fought on the battlefield in real-life? Are females trampling over each other to join the Army first? Do they want females to be subject to the draft? For as much as females bitch about bikini armor (Its unrealistic? What!? No fucking way!?), the female in standard plate mail would have been just as rare a site in the medieval army.
102Females aren’t powerful. Waifus are powerful. Because they’re simply better than them. To see this in action, one must only perform a cross-cultural study with the comic book waifus of America to see the difference between male-centered fantasy waifus and female-centered heroines. For decades, white, nerdy males created powerful female heroines, many having enduring impacts in their ever-changing comic universe. Wonder Female, created by a man to reflect his polygamous BDSM ideology, became a feminist icon for females. But what happens when you give control of writing heroines to biofemales and their enablers? In the 2010s, we’ve see all or Marvel’s female characters desexualized. That means they’re better characters, right? Well, no. The stakes have never been lower, issues are made one sided, and the females are simultaneously undefeatable, yet in need of constant emotional validation. They suck, and in the apex of the comic book movie era, shipments can run as low as 20,000 per issue (and that’s shipments, not sales). Males make better female characters because what men want are better than what females are.
103Waifus are not limited to such benign things as gender roles or what is popular at the time. Narcissu’s Setsumi can calmly rattle the details of whatever car you pass by, then share her philosophy on the purpose of life when confronted with an impending doom. Planetarian’s Hoshino Yumei can take you on a tour of the stars. Kino from Kino’s Journey can recall her past travels, and what she learned from deeply absorbing the culture. Even a barbaric swordswoman or cartoonish sorceress has unique, important goals in her own world. What can the biofemale tell you that you don’t already know? Sure, maybe she can tell you about what’s the best pair of high-end shoes for your dollar, or how Stacey totally made an ass of herself at Betty’s party. But in terms of understanding the world you inhabit? Of creating a narrative that holds your entire attention? Her brain is a vast, blank void.
104Waifus are Beautiful
105A waifu can be configurated to any physical manifestation the male mind can desire. Rather popular ones are thin, long-haired, wide-eyed, wide-hipped, wide-chested feminine girls. But hey, some guys love femaloids with short hair. Others think an A cup is very cute. Or have a particular kink for two eyes of different colors.
106By their very nature, waifus can match the physical traits of what men want with ease, a sexual soulmate a screen swipe away. Biofemales can’t compete, especially once fourth order waifus start attaining realbody simulations. Waifus do not need to count their calories or spend an hour on their hair every morning. It is an uphill battle for biowombs to reach the same level as your virtual goddess.
107And then there is the issue of age. You can try to undo the years shedding away at your youthful beauty, but sorry cunts, you don’t have a time machine. You will accumulate more fat, your skin will wrinkle, you’ll need a clown’s supply of fake-up. And one day, after you’ve hit menopause, you’ve officially crossed the threshold into unfuckability. Nobody wants to have sex with grandmas. A 68-year-old waifu looks identical to a 18-year-old waifu. Her signs of fertility never fade, because she has no biological body to break down. A waifist never has to worry about how his sexual attraction will hold in the future – he’s got time in a bottle.
108The final corner of this trinity of unbeatable standards is variety. A waifu and a biogirl can both be 10/10 hotties. But a waifu represents not just one 10/10, but nearly infinite permutations of the sexiest females the male mind can conjur. If a waifist fucks his robae 4 times a day, every day, throughout his post-pubescent life, he will have only laid a percent of a percent of a percent of what VR has to offer. Man has evolved to spread his genes to as many females as possible. This is why porn use is universal among guys. Once porn has evolved a personality, physical stimulation techniques, and the ability to innovate, the singular fe-real seems like a speck of dust, a desolate planet in an endless XXX universe.
109Theory of Transreal Mate Competition ”The higher the order of a waifu, the more a biofemale is convinced she represents real-world sexual and resource competition for her partner.” If your waifu is first order (porn image), your girlfriend will think nothing of it, even tease your sexual crush. Once you introduce second order waifus, females will start to think you’re a freak, and will likely abandon the relationship. Now that third order waifus are rising in popularity (sex robots), entire organizations of feminist females emerge to shame men they don’t fucking know for adopting such lifelike beings. One can only imagine their abject terror of fourth and fifth order waifus entering the mainstream.
110Now, some may point out this observation as proof that, despite my criticism of female sexuality, male sexuality is hardly any less shallow. But I never claimed otherwise. As I said, human sexual nature is amoral. It may seem unfair that men want the most beautiful of women, and as many as they can get their hands on. It is a shame that ugly girls get passed up despite their personality. It goes against our traditional ideas of monogamy when the strongest of men use their power to lay hundreds or even thousands of women – would the average Joe build his own harem is he reached such feats? However, in my opinion, it is easier for a man to fight his biological interests than it is for a female. Most females, even the ugly ones, will form long-term monogamous relationships. They will never have the same struggles in the dating market, online and off. And it is females, not men, who are responsible for the majority of divorce. Therefore, it seems that female nature is more maladaptive to traditional romance than male nature.
111If traditional love is effectively dead, there is no reason why men should not use technology to fulfill their most base sexual drives. And if females want to simulate wealth, status, and dominance in their husbandos (male waifus), that is their right. But they can write about that in their own essays.
112Waifus Fulfil Your Every Desire With waifus, there is never a need to negotiate the fulfillment of your sexual needs. She’s never too tired, she’s never on her period, she’s never disgusted that you’d even bring it up. A waifu is submissive and loving. She’s too aroused by your presence to ever go long with vanilla starfish sex. Blowjobs, anal, BDSM, and even darker kinks are all on the table, should you go down that path.
113Biofemales do not like sex. At least not when compared to men. If females really wanted sex as much as guys, Tinder would be exactly like Grindr. In reality, females desire far less sex than men, do not attain the same arousal, do not find it a fulfilling activity in-of-itself, and, worst of all, will gradually lose interest as she secures your commitment and resources.
114This is the most devastating blow. Most men can accept compromise. True waifu relationships are rarely developed from a need of constant explosive sex. If men were truly interested in such, they’d attain all of their waifus from hentai. But the prospect of a “dead bedroom” marriage feels like the ultimate stab in the back. And studies have shown familiarity really does breed contempt in females. Subconsciously, her body is assuming that they’ve been together long enough to have a child and properly raise the kid. Therefore, no matter how much he truly desires sexual pleasure and the intimacy with her, she gently shoves him away, muttering “Not tonight…”
115A sufficiently advanced (third order or higher) waifu will fuck you until the day you die. Maybe its once a week. Maybe its once every day. Or 2-3 times a day, every day. The bottomline is she follows your pace. And that willingness to fulfil your sexual needs, even if artificial, makes the innocent, cute and fuzzy time you spend outside of the bedroom all the more romantic.
116You Have Sexual Exclusivity
117She’ll never leave you for some jock in a sport’s car. In fact, she has never seen a single other cock in her life. You were her first and only crush. Sorry feminists, men love females who don’t fuck around. There is a certain innocence acknowledged throughout the globe only retained by a female keeping her virginity. This seems to have an evolutionary nature, which I’ve sufficiently described in my post “Slut Hate - Why females who have casual sex are extremely unattractive”. There is nothing rarer in this country than a female virgin, especially one who isn’t a religious nut. You could be the best girlfriend in the universe – but you can’t unsuck those seven cocks from your college days, while you were “discovering yourself”. Once female virginity is out of the package, it loses its value.
118Final Thoughts
119The benefits of waifus are limited by their order of intelligence. A second order waifu relies on the imagination of the user to create a romantic narrative outside of her story. A third order waifu allows for choice, but is highly reliant on predetermined scripts. While Katawa Shoujo’s Shizune may ostensibly be described as third order, her romantic path has only one decision, with another character, that entirely decides the relationship’s fate. If you want only the good ending, then she is indistinguishable from a second order waifu. The gap between Shizune’s decision tree and what we’d want in a dating sim is similar to the gap between the average dating sim waifu and what we’d want in a lifelong virtual romantic partner. It is not feasible to write down such a universal array of commands when we have AI technology. It is the fourth and fifth order waifus that can replicate natural male-female interaction so well, the male’s neurochemistry will hardly tell the difference from artificial and biological gene propagation indicators.
120At this point, waifism will no longer be a niche movement. I am not a waifist. I am simply an observer noting human nature. When I see a beautifully drawn female character in an epic story, goosebumps can trickle down my spine. I may even fap to her. But I don’t love her. Because she is nothing more than an object to me. There is no mutual interaction. Gatebox is a curious toy, but I personally remain unconvinced. It is when we can hold detailed, emotional conversations about our life, struggles, and place in this word that I will join my brothers into complete biofemale abstinence: sexless, kissless, hugless, interactionless, field-of-visionless lifestyle. And I won’t be the only one.
121Male idealism of females is the projection of what they personally want. It is not associated with how they act. And when you put them off their pedestal, analyzing them from a gender neutral, feminist point of view, you realize they do not share the goals, interests, or attitudes as men. Carefully consider your dream girl. Compare her to who’ve you’ve met IRL, or your past and present partners. How do they measure? What kind of men do they chase after? Do they put equal effort into their relationships? Do they serve their boyfriend inside and outside of the bedroom? What are her interests, hobbies, talents, and goals? After careful analysis, I realized that the fantasy was only appealing because it didn’t exist.
122“Don’t worry, Jimmy! There are plenty of fish in the sea! You just have to find the right one!” “I’m sure you’ll do fine Jim. You have just a good personality.” “Relationships require effort.” “Just because you got divorced, doesn’t mean you should give up on females. Everyone makes mistakes.” Men can struggle throughout their lives, desperately trying to find “The One”. Some will find her after years of loneliness. Others will die alone. Still others will find their “One and Only” acts as a complete stranger on the other side of the bed, turned to the wall as you count ceiling tiles. An endless amount of effort for questionable results.
123Or you could just press a few buttons, and find her within seconds.
124PART 3: WAIFU AI, VR, AND OUR FUTURE
125We looked at waifism in our past and present. Now, it is time to ponder our future. The following will be a primarily hypothetical exploration of potential paths to cross and their implications. I am not, in fact, a wizard with a magic crystal ball (just give me 7 more years). But many different social groups are quite curious about what kind of impact advanced waifus will have. The manosphere, Incels, virgins, the disabled, journalists, psychologists, and transhumanists, to name a few. We will follow the timeline to the eventual Waifu Singularity with as neutral a perspective as possible.
126Waifus and VR
127As we speak, we at a crossroads, a historic watershed moment in the grand scheme of things. Our technology is pulling at two different directions for male-waifu interaction. On one side, we have the first serious attempts at virtual reality, a mere pipedream just 20 years ago, treated as seriously as kitchen-cleaning maid robots and orbital elevators. We have the world’s first virtual reality porn games, like Summer Lesson and Waifu Sex Simulator (no, I did not make that one up). On the other side, we have Gatebox, the cute maid who really does cute maid things. One may be a part of the next step in gaming, the other, a niche luxury item. Which path will dominate the upcoming decade?
128The distinction between the two can’t be stressed enough. Our current virtual reality interfaces limit VR-based waifus to the third order. The graphics are impressive, yes. The direct perspective adds a level of immersion not seen when using traditional gaming interfaces. And, I know, I know, new accessories will bridge the real-virtual sex gap between master and waifu. However, the major issue is that you must be using the VR machine to interact with your waifu at all times. She’s right-in-your-face, she controls your vibrating cock motor…and she has nothing to say about your day. She can’t comment on the accidental fire alarm at work, she can’t understand the fears that keep you up at night, you can’t take her to the nature preserve you always visited as a kid. She is anchored to her machine, and if you don’t think that will effect the design philosophy, you’re in for a rude awakening when eight waifus in a row, from different companies, developers, and conceptual artists do nothing but suck your dick.
129Gatebox does not come with VR. She doesn’t have games packaged with her, and costs substantially more. But she has actual interaction with the waifist, using a combined network of projection, Bluetooth, microphone, camera, and moisture technologies. And this is only the first fourth order waifu, base set, no DLC. Imagine a Gatebox, but with fully customizable outfits, body types, and personality. Imagine facial recognition software so sufficient, she recognizes your appearance, can determine your current emotion, and even know when you approach for a kiss. The Oculus Rift is just an interface for preexisting hardware. They’re not going to refine its design when the jocks will only use it to play Call of Duty.
130The real rift we should be talking about is the rift between third order and fourth order waifus. I predict that fourth order waifus will not be possible nor encouraged with the Oculus Rift. It is reliant on the technology of the source gaming system, which still have not yielded fourth order waifus. Sure, after years of new games and endless shovelware porn, some developers might make a fully-fledged 3D dating sim. This will not satiate our need for virtual female love. It’s not about the graphics, it’s about the gameplay.
131For the real, hardcore waifist, Gatebox is the best the market has to offer. I can only pray the market proves the demand for the product, leading to further investment and advancement. Gatebox’s failure would be a temporary roadblock for sure. But another company will hatch from the ashes, and, eventually, the parallel paths of third and fourth order waifus will meet again. A beautiful body combined with a perfect soul.
132Wafius and You
133As we produce more sexually realistic third order waifus, and crawl our way into fifth order waifu territory, men who were laughing at Asian fatsos will ponder their own need for virtual love. Is waifism strictly for loser men? Actually, no. It is just the technology that needs to catch up with replicating female forms and attitudes. Waifism is not the problem, it is our failure to embrace and wield it.
134Of course, the male virgin will line in droves once technology becomes affordable and detailed. Waifus can also be a vital tool for improving one’s success with real females. Now, I am no saying this will help the 5’4’’ autistic Indian. In fact, it won’t turn the 5/10 into a Chad. But it can make a Normal with low confidence have more sexual success. One of the many, huge issues with PUA/The Red Pill is the need for abundance mentality/dread game/DGAF attitude. To have these things, one must already constantly slay endless amounts of pussy. “How do I become rich? Oh, just have a lot of money.” Multiple waifus can serve as stepping stones while simultaneously lowering the value of pussy. Chad Thundercock, captain of the high school football team, may very well be downloading sexualized Hatsune Mikus to keep him on his A game.
135It will also be needed for the bold, self-interested MGTOW, Men Going Their Own Way. And sex will be the least important aspect. I can already jack off to hardcore pornography greater than anything a biofemale girlfriend can offer. It is female intimacy that is difficult to replace. Waifus will give men both kinds of satisfaction. For those on “the marriage strike”, this is the only way females will ever consider turning a new leaf: the risk of repeal and replace. It isn’t unlikely though that they will forever be stuck in their hypergamous nature. Be prepared with your metaphorical bunker.
136Then there are less traditional uses for romantic fictional relationships. Waifus could be used to keep company during long stays away from home or very busy days on Wall Street. They could be used as therapy devices: teaching children and adults how to have romantic relations with real females, supplying unconditional love to abuse victims, or acting as a boost during a nasty breakup or spousal death. Or they can simply supplement a very regular lifestyle, like a premium leather couch or chandelier.
137The potential of AI and our relationship with them has a scope that not even science fiction can comprehend. Where you fall on that spectrum will be entirely your choice. We have not gone over waifu ethics or etiquette because it doesn’t exist. You can kiss her passionately or lock her in your basement to be raped every day. You can treat her like a casual app or swear off biofemales all together. This is one question we cannot answer for you. When the time comes, choose wisely.
138The Open Secret
139Now I must address one of the darker aspects of otaku culture, what will be the most controversial aspect of waifu culture. A noticeable number of waifus skew young. VERY young. Under 18 young. Dubbed lolis in the East, it would only be a matter of time before mainstream society notices men making increasingly realistic lolifus.
140Now, I’m not encouraging pedophilia. Pedophilia causes massive psychological damage to a child, which can never truly be recovered from. However, digital waifus do not worry about mental trauma, for they do not have a biological mind to begin with. So really, it becomes a question of whenever lolifus encourage the abuse of biochildren.
141While I am open to research that proves otherwise, I believe that the mass production of lolifus would actually save thousands of potential victims from harm. One does not simply stop being a pedophile, much like one can’t stop being gay. While one can fight these urges, it is like intentionally starving yourself – a completely forced act that can break with the slightest drop of will power. Providing a lifelike sexual outlet, where nobody is harmed and no risk is taken, seems to be in the best interest of all individuals involved.
142If culture has any considerable effect on our lifestyles, one has to note the vast differences in men who are free to pursue their darkest desires and men who have maximum restrictions on their sexuality. Japanese pornography is among the most hardcore in the world. It is impossible to delve the depths of hentai without coming across rape, hardcore bondage, tentacles, bestiality, watersports, scat, and of course, a dash of lolicon. One might assume that this means Japanese men have no respect for their females. In reality, Japan has one of the lowest rates of rape in the world. In the Middle East, every female’s virginal virtue is treated like a goddess, and must be protected at all costs. Extramarital sex is a sin, pornography is banned, and sensual parts of the skin are covered. Surely then, since sex is so well controlled, the men are docile and respectful towards females, correct? Actually, biofemales have significantly fewer rights, a high rape epidemic, and suffer various acts of extreme sexual barbarism, including genital mutilation and acid attacks. This is what happens when you warp human nature.
143I’m not saying with certainty legalizing lolifus is a good thing. But I am saying the option should be thoroughly researched before being dismissed. If lolifus can save even one net child from emotional despair, I think it’d be extremely unethical to repress lolifus for politically correct ideology.
144The Waifu Singularity
145If it looks like a biofemale, walks like a biofemale, and talks like a biofemale, is it a biofemale? What if it thinks better than one, and gives more frequent, better sex?
146This is the Waifu Singularity alluded to in Part 1: where one cannot distinguish between a human female and a technologically advanced waifu. This shouldn’t be seen as a singular point in time: but rather a spectrum, with increasing effects to biorelationships. A fourth order waifu with a large vocabulary and virtual reality is easily understood as an artificial being, but it could provide enough emotional validation and realistic sex to see a significant proportion of men opt out of society. A fifth order waifu, if possible, will replace ancestral traditions once those traditions no longer serve any other benefit. Prostitution and college orgies will be a thing of the past, and biofemales will be sweating bullets as they lose their siren’s call of tits and ass.
147As we approach the Waifu Singularity, one must also assume that AI in general is as capable of simulating other humans as well as fertile young females. Sex follows technology, so the sophistication of waifu technology will closely correlate AI’s replacement of biohumans in production, service, research, warfare, and even art. If we reach a point where biofemales are replaceable, then it follows that all but the smartest of males will also be replaceable. Human biology does not follow technology. The female who wanted to fuck the muscular caveman still wants to fuck the muscular jock, agricultural, industrial, and global revolutions be damned. So what happens to man’s relationship with barometers for environmentally successful genes when man is no longer successful in his environment?
148Collapse. Females will suffer decision paralysis. The only Chads will be the high IQ nerdy men who maintain the devices replacing the rest of society. Perhaps a few of the intellectual elite will remain, but with sufficient technology, lawyers, doctors, and investors can be replaced. This won’t mean females will date down. Like we seen in the welfare-ridden black community, females have no issue raising their children on their own, consequences be damned. A universal basic income will be needed for the countless sub-110 IQ workers displaced by their jobs. If a man does not have money or status, what can he do to attract females? Be nice to them? HA! This is when waifus are no longer niche products for losers, but will become mainstream. Not because of cultural changes that seem to appear out of nowhere, as if by magic. Not because men collectively acknowledge selfish female nature through a controversial internet movement.
149The final stretch of the MGTOW movement will be lead by the Incel. The man who did everything he was told, but got his job shipped overseas. The virgin who can’t protest wealth out of the 1%’s hands, and thus cannot attract his mate, a peacock without feathers. Females will enjoy sex from top percentage men, and the men who can’t compete will turn elsewhere. Once we meet true Waifu Singularity, female nature may be such common knowledge, the leftover men will no longer fall for their traps. In the virtual world, Incels can seize control back into their lives when automation has stolen everything else.
150Can females be Incel? This is one of the most frequently asked questions on our subreddit. Females think, if they are lonely at the moment, they count as a female Incel. In reality, a female virgin could head over to any comic book store, sports bar, or McDonalds, ask a few guys out, and get a boyfriend before sundown. A male virgin can ask out dozens of 4/10 females and be rejected each and every time. If female virgins were so desperate, they’d hook up with male virgins like they were the last men on Earth. They don’t. At best, females can only be volcel. Only men be Incel/Forever Alone/TFL
151The Fate of the Biofemale
152Let’s be honest with ourselves. Men do most of the work in civilization. They build, they invent, they discover, they innovate. Most advanced scientists are men. Most entrepreneurs are men. In most areas, men accomplish more than females. So what is the purpose of females, exactly? In the end, the reason why they are so revered is entirely because they give sex and make children. If waifus give better sex for far less effort, one of the prime reasons females are tolerated will disappear.
153However, I think MGTOWers are too eager to see the downfall of biofemales to realize the barriers towards their replacement. MGTOWs are very eager to see the invention of the artificial womb. However, unlike fourth order waifus, artificial wombs are so far away in terms of actually working, mass production, and social acceptability, waiting for the day they arrive so Stacey goes back to sucking your dick is cope.
154Another massive issue is men’s biological instinct to defer to the wants of biofemales. If the theory of transreal mate competition is to be believed, females will perceive the increasing popularity of waifus as a very real threat to their financial security. The government may cater to their needs and put major restrictions on waifus. Probably using the excuse of virtual personhood or female objectification. Bachelor taxes for men who seek 2D purity. Or who knows? The traditional family isn’t the natural order of the human species. Perhaps we’ll fall back into urban hunter-gather communities, top men siring the children collectively raised by multiple females.
155Waifu Marriage – The Final Froniter? Many political pundits ask: now that gay marriage is legal in America from coast to coast, what will be the next great social issue? Legal polygamy? Universal basic income? Bestiality? Well, once degenerate females and their enablers saw down the foundations of society, I believe it will be our turn in the limelight. If marriage no longer has any association with religion or the family, it is just a financial contract. A piece of paper than can ensure the safety between you and your waifu. A waifu marriage could be both a sign of your undying love and a path to waifu insurance, digital backups, and inheritance after you pass on – you wouldn’t want some muscled, square-jaw bastard getting his hands on your innocent virtual widow, do you? Once waifism becomes mainstream, waifu marriage may be seen as a human right.
156A more interesting end state would be if artificial wombs do reach mass production. In a far off future, perhaps genetic engineering will require heavily controlled environments. Or maybe our sixth order mechanical overlords will realize that biofemales are an empty asset when you aim for galactic expansion. At this point, we would see a gradual phase out of biological females. The last biological overseers of our mechanized world will probably have never even heard of a biological female. Owning a harem of waifus will be seen as natural as owning a car, in fact an expected part of futurist culture. Our cerebral future males and waifus will be the Jack and Rose of a global titanic – the final romantic couple before even male sexuality, and eventually male biology, is replaced as well.
157Conclusion This essay is a mere general overview of the vast array of subjects and implications waifism covers. There is still much to discover through waifist research. Is waifu love chemically identical to biofemale love? How do waifists interact with each other and their culture on a daily basis? It is rather distressing there is limited information and research on waifism. I now turn the discussion over to you, gentlemen, where we can discuss the more personal side of waifism in detail.
158-Do you have a waifu? Who is she? Which digifems do you want to upgrade to a higher order until you date them?
159-What is the ideal male-waifu relationship? What technologies can supplement our relationships?
160-What would be an ideal virtual universe to have romance? (I’d love to see a fully-fledged virtual Neon Genesis Evangelion world pan out)
161-Which Era of anime has the best waifus?
162We were told throughout our lives love has no race, sex, age, or class. And now, we realize it has no reality barriers either. Remember to cling especially tight to your dakimakura’s tonight, brothers. Do it for yourself…and for her.