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1Welcome to Space Station 13!
2Tip of the round: You can catch thrown items by toggling on your throw mode with an empty hand active.
3Starting game...
4The gamemode is: secret!
5Possibilities: cult, nuclear emergency, traitor, traitor+vampire and wizard
6You are the Assistant.
7As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.
8Prefix your message with :h to speak on your department's radio. To see other prefixes, look closely at your headset.
9As this station was initially staffed with a skeleton crew, additional access may have been added to your ID card.
10Your account ID is 927677.
11Beety-Nal-Tuka's Memories:
12Your account ID is 927677.
13Attention:
14Captain Saul Sealis on deck!
15Welcome to Space Station 13, enjoy your stay!
16You put the ID into PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant)'s slot.
17C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
18You take the fire extinguisher from the extinguisher cabinet.
19You put the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
20[Common] Mike Moicles says, "Bro"
21You put the first-aid kit into the satchel.
22Wrath puts the first-aid kit into Giggles von Honkerton.
23Honkers looks alert.
24You remove the ID from the PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
25Honkers lets out a honk!
26You stuff the space cash into Beety-Nal-Tuka's ID Card (Assistant). It disappears in a small puff of bluespace smoke, adding 300 credits to the linked account.
27The linked account now reports a balance of $330.
28You put the ID into PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant)'s slot.
29The YouTool beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the YouTool!"
30Wrath says, "Yo"
31You put the cable coil into the satchel.
32Wrath says, "Buy me a pair on insus"
33You put the igniter into the satchel.
34Wrath says, "Come on homie"
35Hank J. Wimbleton empties out the fire extinguisher onto the floor using the release valve.
36You put everything you could in the portable seed extractor.2
37You empty the plant bag into the biogenerator.
38You add the container to the machine.
39You put the cable coil into the toolbelt.
40You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
41You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
42You put the wirecutters into the toolbelt.
43You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
44You put the welding tool into the toolbelt.
45Dorms Proctologist puts the jackboots into the backpack.
46Captain's Charter
47Saul Sealis has designated your station as cows are friends not food
48Honkers lets out a honk!
49You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
50You put the welding tool into the toolbelt.
51You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
52You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
53You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
54You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
55You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
56[Common] Saul Sealis says, "Bad move"
57You hear a click from the bottom of the door.2
58You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
59You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
60You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
61You start deconstructing the table...
62You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
63You put the cable restraints into the satchel.
64You wrap the cable restraint around the top of the rod.
65Central Command Update
66
67Enemy communication intercepted. Security level elevated.
68
69A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.
70
71Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
72The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
73You fasten the igniter to the top of the rod with the cable.
74You install a cell in the stunprod.
75You put the cable restraints into the green cloak.
76The stunprod is now on.
77You put the stunprod into the green cloak.
78You discreetly slip the epinephrine medipen into the winter boots. Alt-click the winter boots to remove it.
79Wrath hugs Hank J. Wimbleton to make him feel better!
80You put the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
81You put the brick into the satchel.
82You remove the ID from the PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
83You stuff the space cash into Beety-Nal-Tuka's ID Card (Assistant). It disappears in a small puff of bluespace smoke, adding 200 credits to the linked account.
84The linked account now reports a balance of $450.
85You put the ID into PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant)'s slot.
86You discreetly slip the switchblade into the winter boots. Alt-click the winter boots to remove it.
87You draw the epinephrine medipen from the winter boots.
88You discreetly slip the epinephrine medipen into the winter boots. Alt-click the winter boots to remove it.
89You put the fire extinguisher into the satchel.2
90You begin to unscrew the window from the frame...
91You unfasten the window from the frame.
92Beety-Nal-Tuka has hit the reinforced window with the wrench!
93You begin to lever the window out of the frame...
94You pry the window out of the frame.
95You begin to unscrew the frame from the floor...
96You unfasten the frame from the floor.
97You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
98You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
99You begin to disassemble the reinforced window...
100You successfully disassemble the reinforced window.
101You put the wirecutters into the toolbelt.
102You adjust the welding goggles up.
103You start building grille...
104You start placing the window...
105You place the reinforced window on the grille.
106You begin to screw the frame to the floor...
107You fasten the frame to the floor.
108You begin to lever the window into the frame...
109You pry the window into the frame.
110You begin to screw the window to the frame...
111You fasten the window to the frame.
112You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
113You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
114Beety-Nal-Tuka knocks on the reinforced window.
115Ayden Tideswell puts the donut box into the satchel.
116You gobble the meat steak.
117You can taste meat.
118I love this taste!
119You gobble the meat steak.
120Wrath says, "Wait"
121You gobble the meat steak.2
122Wrath says, "Dont eat its not ready"
123[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "David Hunter has signed up as Warden"
124Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Yummy!"
125Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Beety likesss!"
126You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
127You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
128You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
129You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
130You remove the ID from the PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
131You stuff the space cash into Beety-Nal-Tuka's ID Card (Assistant). It disappears in a small puff of bluespace smoke, adding 100 credits to the linked account.
132The linked account now reports a balance of $550.
133You stuff the space cash into Beety-Nal-Tuka's ID Card (Assistant). It disappears in a small puff of bluespace smoke, adding 10 credits to the linked account.
134The linked account now reports a balance of $560.
135You put the ID into PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant)'s slot.
136BarDrobe beeps, "Thank you for shopping with BarDrobe!"
137You put the bandolier into the satchel.
138You put the armor vest into the satchel.
139BarDrobe beeps, "Thank you for shopping with BarDrobe!"
140You put the beer goggles into the satchel.
141You dump as much of the box of beanbags's contents into into the bandolier as you can.
142You fold the box of beanbags flat.
143Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the cardboard.
144You are unable to equip that!
145You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
146You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
147You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
148You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
149You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
150You hear a squeak.
151You push the wall but nothing happens!
152You adjust the welding goggles down.
153You switch the welding tool on.
154You begin slicing through the outer plating...
155You remove the outer plating.
156You switch the welding tool off.
157You adjust the welding goggles up.
158You start unsecuring the girder...
159You unsecure the girder.
160You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
161You start building a false wall...
162You create a false wall. Push on it to open or close the passage.
163[Common] Toby Wade says, "I am sueing nanotrasen for this"
164Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the armor vest.
165Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the beer goggles.
166[Common] Jess Horserage says, "MUH ID"
167Beety-Nal-Tuka has hit the white wardrobe with the double-barreled shotgun!
168Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the double-barreled shotgun.
169[Common] Toby Wade says, "Nanotrazen let us copy our butts even if we dont have the butt"
170Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the blood pack - L.
171You remove the light bulb.
172Jess Horserage (as Unknown) says, "Well dont"
173[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Clown just destroyed cryo"
174You put the metal into the satchel.
175You put the glass into the satchel.
176You are unable to equip that!
177[Common] Jess Horserage says, "CLOWN NIGGER"
178You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
179You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
180[Common] Hank J. Wimbleton says, "Captain nigger"
181You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
182[Common] Wrath says, "Dorms fucking destroyed it"
183You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
184You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
185You insert 50 metal sheets into the autolathe.
186You insert 37 glass sheets into the autolathe.
187Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the glass.
188Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the metal.
189[Common] Wrath says, "Hes the black one"
190You open the maintenance hatch of the autolathe.
191You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
192You put the wirecutters into the toolbelt.
193You close the maintenance hatch of the autolathe.
194Paperwork dozes off.
195You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
196You put the shotgun slug into the bandolier.7
197You put the beanbag slug into the bandolier.
198You put the circular saw into the satchel.
199You put the scalpel into the satchel.
200You put the cautery into the satchel.
201You put the large beaker into the satchel.
202You are unable to equip that!
203You begin to unscrew the window from the frame...
204You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
205You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
206You begin to unscrew the window from the frame...
207You unfasten the window from the frame.
208You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
209[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Fuck it, I wonder if its cult"
210You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
211You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
212You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
213You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
214[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Like, I hope we get a good cult round"
215You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
216You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
217[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Impossible"
218Honkers exclaims, "Hink!"
219Players:
220         Skygrow (217ms)
221         NotJony (225ms)
222         ShadowGlacier13 (196ms)
223         Mr. Epic Sax (253ms)
224         JessHorserage (196ms)
225         Order_of_Dusk (247ms)
226         Lunaman223 (190ms)
227         Iksxde (214ms)
228         Evilmustacheman (206ms)
229         Rubenic (71ms)
230         NachoManCandyCabbage (77ms)
231         EmilyAmongtheStars (97ms)
232         KiloEchoKilo (282ms)
233         Deskdrawer (81ms)
234         Happy_patty (189ms)
235         KEKbab124 (220ms)
236         Spartyn (192ms)
237Total Players: 17
238[Common] Jess Horserage says, "It says its traitor, damnit"
239[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "A Doll Fit Layer has signed up as Roboticist"
240Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the retractor.
241Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the hemostat.
242Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the scalpel.
243Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the circular saw.
244Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the cautery.
245Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the large beaker.
246You unload 3 shells from the double-barreled shotgun.
247You begin to shorten the double-barreled shotgun...
248You shorten the double-barreled shotgun.
249Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the circular saw.
250You load 1 shell into the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.2
251You put the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun into the satchel.
252Attention:
253Ricardomilos has been downloaded to an empty bluespace-networked AI core at AI Chamber (153, 24, 2).
254You anchored the white wardrobe to the ground.
255You unanchored the white wardrobe from the ground.
256You start wrenching the frame into place...
257You wrench the frame into place.
258You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
259You place Operating Computer (Computer Board) inside the frame.
260You screw Operating Computer (Computer Board) into place.
261You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
262A Doll Fit Layer shows everyone what they had for breakfast!
263Beety-Nal-Tuka has hit the inflatable wall with the welding tool!3
264A Doll Fit Layer starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
265You point at Unknown.
266Wrath says, "Its outa oi"
267*---------*
268This is Unknown!
269He has a backpack on his back.
270He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
271He has a blood-stained lit cigarette on his face.
272He has a radio headset on his ears.
273He appears to have committed suicide... there is no hope of recovery.
274He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
275He has severe bruising!
276He has severe burns!
277He is restrained by Wrath's grip.
278*---------*
279Esmeralda Durstine says, "Just give me his ass"
280A Doll Fit Layer asks, "Need access to kitchen?"
281Wrath has thrown the lightly-fried human teeth.
282A Doll Fit Layer starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
283Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Nu uh"
284A Doll Fit Layer climbs onto the reinforced table.
285Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety no needsss"
286*---------*
287This is Beety-Nal-Tuka!
288She is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
289She is wearing a winter hood on her head.
290She is wearing a winter coat.
291She has a satchel on her back.
292She has some insulated gloves on her hands.
293She has a toolbelt about her waist.
294She is wearing some winter boots on her feet.
295She is wearing a green cloak around her neck.
296She has a welding goggles covering her eyes.
297She is wearing PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
298*---------*
299*---------*
300This is Niko Debilov!
301He is wearing an ushanka on his head.
302He is wearing a bio suit.
303He is carrying a trash bag on his bio suit.
304He has a duffel bag on his back.
305He is holding a paper plane in his left hand.
306He is holding a space cleaner in his right hand.
307He has a janibelt about his waist.
308He is wearing Niko Debilov's ID Card (Janitor).
309*---------*
310Pete gets an evil-looking gleam in his eye.
311Esmeralda Durstine has grabbed Unknown passively!
312Pete gets an evil-looking gleam in his eye.
313A Doll Fit Layer says, "OH GOD"
314Pete stops moving...
315A Doll Fit Layer has thrown Pete.
316Mr. Medi starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
317Mr. Medi climbs onto the reinforced table.
318Wrath says, "Petes a bitch"
319A Doll Fit Layer has disarmed Mr. Medi!
320Mr. Medi hugs Wrath to make him feel better!
321A Doll Fit Layer attempted to disarm Mr. Medi!
322Wrath butchers Pete.
323Wrath says, "Shitsec lol"
324A Doll Fit Layer says, "Nigger"
325A Doll Fit Layer farts!
326A Doll Fit Layer has thrown the stun baton.
327Wrath has added a meat to the microwave oven.
328Wrath puts the stun baton into Giggles von Honkerton.
329Wrath says, "Ty ty"
330A Doll Fit Layer says, "Epic"
331Wrath has added a meat to the microwave oven.
332The microwave oven turns on.2
333[Common] Jess Horserage says, "I WANNA MEME YOU"
334Wrath has thrown the lightly-fried Donk-pocket.
335Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Beety findsss monkeysss for more meat?"
336[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "With what"
337Mr. Medi puts the stun baton into the security belt.
338A Doll Fit Layer assists global warming!
339[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Aww"
340[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Fine"
341A Doll Fit Layer says, "Run"
342Wrath has thrown the meat.
343[Common] Jess Horserage says, "YOU HAVE OUT MOVED ME, SIR"
344Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the burnt match.
345[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Well played"
346[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "If you need surgery, i'll be available at dorms"
347Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the burnt match.2
348[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Oh okay"
349*---------*
350This is Beety-Nal-Tuka!
351She is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
352She is wearing a winter hood on her head.
353She is wearing a winter coat.
354She has a satchel on her back.
355She has some insulated gloves on her hands.
356She has a toolbelt about her waist.
357She is wearing some winter boots on her feet.
358She is wearing a green cloak around her neck.
359She has a welding goggles covering her eyes.
360She is wearing PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
361*---------*
362[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Sure"
363Honkers twitches its whiskers.
364Honkers meows.
365Your suit will now report your exact vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
366That's an Arrival Shuttle Hallway air scrubber #4.
367Has a valve and pump attached to it.
368You hear the violent blaring of an airhorn.
369You put the welding tool into the toolbelt.
370Honkers lies down.
371*---------*
372This is Beety-Nal-Tuka!
373She is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
374She is wearing a winter hood on her head.
375She is wearing a winter coat.
376She has a satchel on her back.
377She has some insulated gloves on her hands.
378She has a toolbelt about her waist.
379She is wearing some winter boots on her feet.
380She is wearing a green cloak around her neck.
381She has a welding goggles covering her eyes.
382She is wearing PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
383*---------*
384That's a wall.
385A huge chunk of metal used to separate rooms.
386The outer plating is welded firmly in place.
387[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Johny Shapi has signed up as Assistant"
388You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
389You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
390You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
391C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
392Mike Moicles has prodded Wrath with the stun baton. Luckily it was off.2
393Mike Moicles has stunned Wrath with the stun baton!
394Mr. Medi has disarmed A Doll Fit Layer!
395Mike Moicles has grabbed Wrath passively!
396The ShadyCigs Deluxe beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the ShadyCigs Deluxe!"
397Mr. Medi has disarmed A Doll Fit Layer!
398Mike Moicles has stunned Wrath with the stun baton!
399You hear the violent blaring of an airhorn.
400[Common] Jess Horserage says, "I WANT CORPSE"
401You hear the violent blaring of an airhorn.
402Beety-Nal-Tuka has HONKED Beety-Nal-Tuka in the head with the air horn!9
403[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Brad Armstrong has signed up as Shaft Miner"
404[Common] Jess Horserage exclaims, "Thanks ai!"
405[Common] Jess Horserage exclaims, "Love you!"
406[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Lol"
407OOC: KEKbab124: the fucking sec guy
408OOC: KEKbab124: amazing
409OOC: AdeptMechanicus: BPM: 120
410OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: every
411OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: fucking
412OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: time
413[Common] David Hunter says, "Someone open up medical"
414OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: I kill myself so often by farting I really should have seen that coming
415You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
416OOC: KEKbab124: it's rng based or some command do it?
417[Common] Toby Wade says, "Alright"
418OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: command, then rng. but there's a trait to increase the chance and I have it
419OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: I blow up at least 50% of the time I swear
420[Common] Toby Wade says, "So basically, someone farted so god damn hard that he blew up like a suicide bomber"
421[Common] Toby Wade says, "I am sueing him beyond this realm"
422OOC: KEKbab124: command? can't you just shift + f
423Toby Wade says, "Hey"
424Toby Wade says, "I have two asses"
425Toby Wade shakes A Doll Fit Layer trying to get him up!5
426That's a photo - Zane Ellis's Ass.
427You see Zane Ellis's ass on the photo.
428It is a tiny item.
429Toby Wade shakes A Doll Fit Layer trying to get him up!
430You point at the law office's rubber stamp.
431Toby Wade says, "Yes"
432Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety took lawyer ssstamp to give to lawyer"
433Toby Wade says, "Ooo nice"
434Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Now lawyer hasss lawyer ssstamp"
435Toby Wade says, "Now i can lawyieize thing"
436Toby Wade says, "With an s"
437Toby Wade says, "I got a thing to write about sueing the nigger who blew up"
438Toby Wade says, "So yeah. And this man wants ass shoes"
439OOC: Lunaman223: say "*superfart* to make megafart
440Toby Wade has grabbed A Doll Fit Layer passively!
441OOC: Lunaman223: chance of explosion
442Current Admins:
443Adminhelps are also sent to Discord. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on Discord will see it and respond.
444Toby Wade says, "So, good luck. And thanks"
445Current Mentors:
446OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: it's the best thing to cuck taitors with
447OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: they think they got you then boom
448[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Should get the AI disabled"
449[Common] Jess Horserage says, "UHH WHAT FOR"
450[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Oh yeah"
451[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Mind ur proctology u dip"
452You hear the violent blaring of an airhorn.
453Toby Wade has hit the reinforced window with the gavel hammer!5
454You begin to unscrew the window from the frame...
455You unfasten the window from the frame.
456Beety-Nal-Tuka has hit the reinforced window with the wrench!
457You begin to lever the window out of the frame...
458You pry the window out of the frame.
459You begin to unscrew the frame from the floor...
460You unfasten the frame from the floor.
461You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
462You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
463You begin to disassemble the reinforced window...
464You successfully disassemble the reinforced window.
465You start deconstructing the table...
466Toby Wade says, "Thank you. Much better"
467You start deconstructing the table...
468The toxin treatment kit is full, make some space!
469You start deconstructing the table...2
470Toby Wade puts the butt into the backpack.
471Toby Wade has analyzed A Doll Fit Layer's vitals.
472Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Now many medkitsss for all!"
473Toby Wade exclaims, "Oh oxygen deprivatioN!"
474Toby Wade attempts to force A Doll Fit Layer to swallow the salbutamol pill (30u).
475Toby Wade forces A Doll Fit Layer to swallow the salbutamol pill (30u).
476Toby Wade has analyzed A Doll Fit Layer's vitals.
477A Doll Fit Layer says, "Oi"
478A Doll Fit Layer says, "Blood"
479A Doll Fit Layer says, "I need it"
480Toby Wade says, "Oh yeah"
481Beety-Nal-Tuka has analyzed A Doll Fit Layer's vitals.
482Analyzing results for A Doll Fit Layer:
483        Overall status: 45 % healthy
484        Minor burn damage detected.
485        Minor oxygen deprivation detected.
486        Subject has the following physiological traits: Waddle, Alcohol Tolerance, Voracious, Prosopagnosia, Iron Butt.
487        Damage: Brute-Burn-Toxin-Suffocation
488                Specifics: 0-19.5-0-38
489                Chest: 0-5.8
490                Head: 0-4.3
491                Right arm: 0-1.8
492                Right leg: 0-3.3
493                Left leg: 0-4.3
494Species: Human
495Body temperature: 37.2 °C (99 °F)
496LOW blood level 80 %, 452.236 cl, type: A+
497A Doll Fit Layer says, "I think"
498You put the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.
499You attach the blood pack - A+ to the IV drip.
500Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed A Doll Fit Layer passively!
501You attach the IV drip to A Doll Fit Layer.
502A Doll Fit Layer says, "Nvm i dont need blood"
503Toby Wade says, "I also got two butts"
504Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety givesss blood"
505A Doll Fit Layer says, "I need an arm"
506Toby Wade starts climbing onto the table.
507A Doll Fit Layer is detached from the IV drip
508Toby Wade climbs onto the table.
509[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "John Rockwell has signed up as Chief Medical Officer"
510A Doll Fit Layer says, "Gib butt pl0x"
511Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety givesss arm."
512*---------*
513This is A Doll Fit Layer!
514He is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
515He is wearing a labcoat.
516He has a science backpack on his back.
517He has a toolbelt about his waist.
518He is wearing some blood-stained black shoes on his feet.
519He has a science radio headset on his ears.
520He is wearing PDA-A Doll Fit Layer (Roboticist).
521His left arm is missing!
522He has minor burns.
523*---------*
524Toby Wade says, "There we go"
525Beety-Nal-Tuka has analyzed A Doll Fit Layer's vitals.
526Analyzing results for A Doll Fit Layer:
527        Overall status: 83 % healthy
528        Minor burn damage detected.
529        Subject has the following physiological traits: Waddle, Alcohol Tolerance, Voracious, Prosopagnosia, Iron Butt.
530        Damage: Brute-Burn-Toxin-Suffocation
531                Specifics: 0-19.5-0-0
532                Chest: 0-5.8
533                Head: 0-4.3
534                Right arm: 0-1.8
535                Right leg: 0-3.3
536                Left leg: 0-4.3
537Species: Human
538Body temperature: 34.2 °C (93.6 °F)
539Blood level 90 %, 506.036 cl, type: A+
540Toby Wade says, "Everyone lives. You are just missing an arm"
541You put the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.
542Toby Wade says, "ANd i am sueing the man who blew up"
543A Doll Fit Layer has thrown the health analyzer.
544A Doll Fit Layer has disarmed A Doll Fit Layer!
545Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Want robot arm?"
546A Doll Fit Layer has thrown the butt.
547A Doll Fit Layer says, "Yes"
548Toby Wade says, "Greatest invention"
549A Doll Fit Layer has thrown the butt shoes.
550[Common] Jess Horserage says, "CARGO TECH, THESE TANKS GIVE POINTS TOO"
551Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety ready for sssurgery"
552Toby Wade says, "ALright see you. Good luck"
553A Doll Fit Layer starts climbing onto the operating table.
554A Doll Fit Layer says, "0w0"
555A Doll Fit Layer climbs onto the operating table.
556Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Be naked"
557A Doll Fit Layer says, "Shit"
558A Doll Fit Layer says, "Why naked"
559A Doll Fit Layer says, "It's not necesarry"
560You need to expose A Doll Fit Layer's left arm first!
561Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety hasss to explossse arm"
562Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Expossse"
563Beety-Nal-Tuka tries to remove A Doll Fit Layer's labcoat.
564[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Bill Ray has signed up as Roboticist"
565You need to expose A Doll Fit Layer's left arm first!
566Beety-Nal-Tuka tries to remove A Doll Fit Layer's roboticist's jumpsuit.
567Ricardomilos Announces:
568Attention: Contraband item detected in: "Medbay" | Owner: A Doll Fit Layer | Details: "Buttshoes"
569You drape the surgical drapes over A Doll Fit Layer's left arm to prepare for a prosthetic replacement.
570Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the surgical drapes.
571You begin to make an incision in A Doll Fit Layer's left arm...
572You succeed.
573[Common] Toby Wade asks, "Oh shit. How is that contraband?"
574Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the scalpel.
575You begin to clamp bleeders in A Doll Fit Layer's left arm...
576You succeed.
577Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the hemostat.
578You begin to retract the skin in A Doll Fit Layer's left arm...
579You succeed.
580Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the retractor.
581You begin to replace A Doll Fit Layer's left arm...
582You succeed in replacing A Doll Fit Layer's left arm.
583[Common] Toby Wade says, "No that was my own ass"
584You shake A Doll Fit Layer trying to get him up!
585[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Jess"
586Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "All done"
587[Common] Toby Wade says, "And another ass"
588[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "You should go into it, it's fun"
589[Common] A Doll Fit Layer says, "Buttshoes are illegal wtf"
590You hear a FART.
591Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Man hasss robot arm now"
592You shake Esmeralda Durstine trying to get her up!
593*---------*
594This is Esmeralda Durstine!
595She is wearing a chaplain's jumpsuit.
596She has a trophy rack on her back.
597She has a matchbox about her waist.
598She is wearing some blood-stained black shoes on her feet.
599She has a service radio headset on her ears.
600She is wearing Esmeralda Durstine's ID Card (Chaplain).
601She is severely malnourished.
602*---------*
603[Common] Ricardomilos states, "That is not HYGIENIC the proctologist can back me up here."
604C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
605[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I can indeed back you up"
606[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Definitely UNHYGENIC"
607[Common] Toby Wade says, "Okay maybe"
608You grab the potted plant (Wielded) with both hands.
609[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Jess, you should come back"
610[Common] Saul Sealis says, "Sec to shuttle"
611[Common] Ricardomilos states, "HANK SETTING CAP ON FIRE"
612[Common] Saul Sealis says, "Hank is killing me"
613[Common] Ricardomilos states, "GULAG"
614[Common] John Rockwell says, "WHERE"2
615You drop the potted plant (Wielded).
616[Common] Dorms Proctologist asks, "Why'd you run off?"
617Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Hank got ssstunned"
618Hank J. Wimbleton blows their ass off!
619David Hunter puts the energy gun into the satchel.
620Mike Moicles is trying to put handcuffs on Hank J. Wimbleton!
621Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Yay"
622Mike Moicles has grabbed Hank J. Wimbleton passively!
623[Common] Ricardomilos declares, "Well done!"
624[Common] Jess Horserage says, "BLACK IS BAD"
625Hank J. Wimbleton says, "I have done my job. The nigger is dead"
626[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Now heal the AI"
627[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Uhh, cap"
628The safety is off.
629[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "20 bucks admittance to my ride"
630[Common] Johny Shapi says, "I hate menorites"
631The safety is on.
632You put the fire extinguisher into the satchel.2
633[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "But it's free for Jess"
634[Common] John Rockwell says, "Ugh"
635[Common] John Rockwell says, "Can i get an engie at medbay"
636[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Sure"
637[Common] Jess Horserage says, "Gay"
638You put the handcuffs into the green cloak.
639[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "Attention the |||CMO||| is wearing an "ERROR"!!!!!"
640You put the stunprod into the green cloak.
641You put the cable restraints into the box.
642[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "Do NOT!!!!"
643[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Nodha Chap has signed up as Assistant"
644*---------*
645This is Wrath!
646He is wearing a blood-stained clown suit.
647He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
648He is holding a screwdriver in his left hand.
649He is holding a wrench in his right hand.
650He has some blood-stained soft gloves on his hands.
651He has a security belt about his waist.
652He has a blood-stained clown wig and mask on his face.
653He is wearing PDA-Wrath (Clown).
654*---------*
655Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Clown isss funny"
656[Common] Dorms Proctologist asks, "What do you need, John?"
657Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety likesss clown."
658You start climbing into the disposal unit...
659You climb into the disposal unit.
660[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Cat by MEDBAY"
661[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "CATBEAST!!!"
662Ricardomilos Announces:
663|||CATBEAST|||| at |||||KITCHEN||||||
664[Common] Ricardomilos states, "CRUSH IT"
665[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm fixing it, John"
666[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Come on back"
667[Common] Dorms Proctologist asks, "John?"
668The Robust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
669[Common] Ricardomilos states, "John is in chemistry"
670*---------*
671This is Beety-Nal-Tuka!
672She is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
673She is wearing a winter hood on her head.
674She is wearing a winter coat.
675She has a satchel on her back.
676She has some insulated gloves on her hands.
677She has a toolbelt about her waist.
678She is wearing some winter boots on her feet.
679She is wearing a green cloak around her neck.
680She has a welding goggles covering her eyes.
681She is wearing PDA-Beety-Nal-Tuka (Assistant).
682*---------*
683You add the meat to the microwave oven.
684The microwave oven turns on.
685*---------*
686This is Baker!
687It has severe bruising!
688*---------*
689The deep fryer has no cooking oil to fry with!
690You put the meat steak into the deep fryer.
691OOC: JackTheLing: 21 people on, and only 4 known names
692[Common] Wrath says, "Dorms procto destroyed cryo"
693You draw the switchblade from the winter boots.
694[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I did not"
695OOC: Lunaman223: alzheimers
696Beety-Nal-Tuka has ripped Baker in the head with the switchblade!
697Baker screeches.
698Beety-Nal-Tuka has sliced Baker in the head with the switchblade!2
699OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: huh?
700[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I am repairing the damage the clown did"
701Beety-Nal-Tuka has torn Baker in the head with the switchblade!
702Ricardomilos Announces:
703Following the Chain of Command, the CMO is now the acting captain. Until the previous captain gets revived.
704Beety-Nal-Tuka has cut Baker in the right leg with the switchblade!
705Beety-Nal-Tuka has slashed Baker in the head with the switchblade!2
706Beety-Nal-Tuka has torn Baker in the head with the switchblade!
707Beety-Nal-Tuka has stabbed Baker in the head with the switchblade!
708OOC: JackTheLing: no 5
709Beety-Nal-Tuka has cut Baker in the left leg with the switchblade!
710Beety-Nal-Tuka has diced Baker in the head with the switchblade!2
711Baker lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...
712You begin to butcher Baker...
713[Common] John Rockwell says, "C AI"
714OOC: AdeptMechanicus: shut up jack youre pooop
715[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Good as new"
716Beety-Nal-Tuka butchers Baker.
717You retrieve some of Baker's internal organs!
718Beety-Nal-Tuka has been hit by the tongue.
719Beety-Nal-Tuka has been hit by the ears.
720You discreetly slip the switchblade into the winter boots. Alt-click the winter boots to remove it.
721You eject the meat steak from the deep fryer.
722[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"2
723[Common] John Rockwell says, "LOOK A"
724You put the monkey meat into the satchel.3
725You are unable to equip that!
726OOC: JackTheLing: You're one of them
727OOC: Mr. Epic Sax: 0wned
728[Common] John Rockwell says, "WE GOT CULT"
729You add the monkey meat to the microwave oven.2
730[Common] Ricardomilos states, "WHERE"
731[Common] Toby Wade says, "Alright. Bomb nigger has been sued"
732You add the monkey meat to the microwave oven.2
733[Common] Jess Horserage says, "WHER"
734You add the monkey meat to the microwave oven.
735[Common] John Rockwell says, "ONE JUST ASSAULTED ME AT BRIDGE"
736[Common] Jess Horserage yells, "KNEW IT!!"
737The microwave oven turns on.
738[Common] John Rockwell says, "ARTIFICER"
739You nibble the lightly-fried meat steak.
740You can taste meat and a hint of oil.
741You nibble the lightly-fried meat steak.4
742[Common] Toby Wade says, "Oh no"
743You hear a FART.
744[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARTIFICER BY CARGO"
745[Common] Ricardomilos states, "HOP"
746[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARTIFCIER"
747[Common] Jess Horserage says, "REE"
748The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, "Also certain mushroom varieties available, more for experts! Get certified today!"
749You put the monkey meat steak into the deep fryer.
750The deep fryer has no cooking oil to fry with!
751[Common] Toby Wade exclaims, "WAIT! THERE'S A CULT?!"
752That's a deep fryer.
753Deep fried everything.
754It contains:
755Nothing.
756The status display reads: Frying at 100% speed.
757Using 0.405 units of oil per second.
758[Common] Jess Horserage says, "AHH"
759That's a deep fryer.
760Deep fried everything.
761It contains:
76223.4205 units of various reagents
763You can make out a monkey meat steak in the oil.
764The status display reads: Frying at 100% speed.
765Using 0.405 units of oil per second.
766[Common] John Rockwell says, "Yeah we're getting fucking fucked"
767[Common] Jess Horserage yells, "CALLED IT YOU FAGGOTS!!!!"
768You eject the monkey meat steak from the deep fryer.
769You put the monkey meat steak into the deep fryer.
770You eject the monkey meat steak from the deep fryer.
771You put the monkey meat steak into the deep fryer.
772You eject the monkey meat steak from the deep fryer.
773[Common] Ricardomilos states, "It's making walls"
774You put the monkey meat steak into the deep fryer.
775[Common] Ricardomilos states, "CARGO"
776You eject the monkey meat steak from the deep fryer.
777You put the monkey meat steak into the deep fryer.
778Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.
779You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
780[Common] Ricardomilos declares, "It just maggic missiles the jew!"
781[Common] Jess Horserage says, "REEE"
782You eject the monkey meat steak from the deep fryer.
783You bite the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.
784You can taste meat.
785You bite the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.2
786You feel vigorous.
787You bite the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.
788You put the lightly-fried monkey meat steak into the satchel.2
789Access Denied2
790Priority Announcement
791
792The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
793Nature of emergency:
794
795CULT WE NEED TO GO HOME!!!!
796
797Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.
798
799[Common] Jess Horserage says, "YEAH NO KIDDING"
800[Common] John Rockwell says, "There's a fucking shell"
801You push the wall but nothing happens!
802[Common] John Rockwell says, "Over here"
803Ayden Tideswell is dead!
804Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed Ayden Tideswell passively!
805*---------*
806This is Ayden Tideswell!
807He is wearing an engineer's jumpsuit.
808He is wearing a hard hat on his head.
809He has a satchel on his back.
810He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
811He has a toolbelt about his waist.
812He is wearing some blood-stained work boots on his feet.
813He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
814He is wearing Ayden Tideswell's ID Card (Station Engineer).
815He appears to have committed suicide... there is no hope of recovery.
816He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
817He has minor bruising.
818*---------*
819Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed Ayden Tideswell passively!
820John Rockwell says, "Ofdsdamnit"
821Dorms Proctologist has punched John Rockwell!
822Dorms Proctologist has knocked John Rockwell down!
823Dorms Proctologist says, "Shit"
824You shake John Rockwell trying to get him up!
825John Rockwell asks, "Why?"
826Dorms Proctologist hugs John Rockwell to make him feel better!
827Dorms Proctologist says, "Misclick"
828John Rockwell has thrown the circular saw.
829[Common] Johny Shapi says, "Cult you gey and dead"
830[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "If we leave before they convert and summon Satan we win and they lose!!!!"
831David Hunter puts the energy gun into the satchel.
832The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
833Central Command Update
834
835Critical Power Failure
836
837Abnormal activity detected in cows are friends not food's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
838
839[Common] John Rockwell says, "Cure is smartfridge"
840Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Uh oh"
841[Common] Jess Horserage says, "LOL"
842[Common] Toby Wade says, "Oh man"
843John Rockwell says, "HEY"
844John Rockwell says, "Why the spiked bat."
845[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Artificer at cargo"
846You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
847You hear a squeak.
848[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"
849[Common] John Rockwell says, "Check lavaland."
850[Common] John Rockwell says, "And eveything related to cargo."
851[Common] Awas-Kajul hisses, "Uhh. ."
852[Common] Ricardomilos states, "DISPOSALS"
853You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
854Nodha Chap places the flash into the disposal unit.
855[Common] Ricardomilos states, "CMO GETTING RKT"
856Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Hmm"
857[Common] Ricardomilos states, "CARGO"
858You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
859Beety-Nal-Tuka starts to climb into APLU "Miner".
860[Common] Awas-Kajul hisses, "The Arrivalsss Airlock'sss Are Not Working"
861[Common] John Rockwell says, "Artificer"
862[Common] John Rockwell says, "At cargo"
863You feel a prick as the needle takes your DNA sample.
864You no longer feel vigorous.
865Toggled strafing mode on.
866John Rockwell hits BEETY IS IN HERE. Nothing happens.
867Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Hello!"
868John Rockwell hits BEETY IS IN HERE. Nothing happens.
869John Rockwell says, "Nigga"
870John Rockwell says, "Get out now."
871[Common] Jess Horserage yells, "DID THE ARTI DIE?!!"
872[Common] Jess Horserage says, "IF SO, RECALL"
873[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I killed it"
874Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Of where?"
875Toggled lights on.
876[Common] John Rockwell says, "Yeah"
877John Rockwell says, "Of the fucking ripley"
878[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Dont recall the cult sstill exists"
879[Common] Jess Horserage yells, "RECALL!!"
880[Common] Jess Horserage says, "REEE"
881Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Why?"
882[Common] Ricardomilos states, "They must LOSE"
883[Common] John Rockwell says, "But a cult still exist"
884Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "There are artificersss"
885[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "THEY WILL LOSE!!!!"
886John Rockwell says, "Because we have a cult"
887John Rockwell says, "Get out."
888[Common] Toby Wade says, "THey still exist. And i am gonna sue them so hard"
889John Rockwell says, "Imma search you."
890Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety doesssnt underssstand"
891John Rockwell says, "And it was on cargo"
892John Rockwell says, "Please."
893John Rockwell says, "Just get out"
894John Rockwell says, "No reason to hide if you're innocent."
895Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "You are CMO?"
896Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "YEAH GET OUT"
897John Rockwell says, "Yeah"
898Nodha Chap points at BEETY IS IN HERE.
899[Common] Ricardomilos declares, "Rylee bloiose!"
900Nodha Chap points at BEETY IS IN HERE.
901John Rockwell says, "Please"
902[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARMORY"
903John Rockwell says, "Leave."
904[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "RYLEE!!!!"
905Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "OUT"
906[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "ARMORY!!"
907Dorms Proctologist says, "You have like two seconds to get out"
908John Rockwell says, "The fucking ripley."
909[Common] Ricardomilos states, "CARGOTECH"
910Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety will leave"
911Dorms Proctologist says, "Before I blast you"
912Dorms Proctologist says, "Get out"
913Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Excussse me"
914[Common] Ricardomilos states, "AWAJ"
915[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARREST HER"
916John Rockwell says, "Get out"
917Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety isssn't cult."
918You hear a squeak.
919Dorms Proctologist says, "Might not wanna do that Beety"
920John Rockwell says, "Just get out."
921Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "LEAVE BEETY"
922Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Feed Beety holy water, Beety doesssn't want CMO taking Beety'sss ssstuff"
923John Rockwell says, "I just"
924Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "CMO isssn't even sssecurity"
925Dorms Proctologist says, "DNA lock it"
926John Rockwell says, "Want to see"
927John Rockwell says, "Your fucking"
928John Rockwell says, "Backpack"
929John Rockwell says, "And pockets."
930Dorms Proctologist says, "If you DNA lock the mech we won't be able to take it"
931[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "The arrivals shuttle has been damaged. Docking for repairs..."
932Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm giving you another warning"
933John Rockwell says, "Exactly"
934John Rockwell says, "Now move."
935Dorms Proctologist says, "And that's the last one"
936Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "No Beety doesssn't want CMO to take Beety'sss gun"
937Dorms Proctologist fires the laser gun!
938Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the chest!
939Dorms Proctologist says, "Get out."
940Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Ow"
941John Rockwell says, "Stop"
942You begin the ejection procedure. Equipment is disabled during this process. Hold still to finish ejecting.
943You exit the mech.
944Dorms Proctologist says, "Thanks"
945Dorms Proctologist puts the laser gun into the black cloak.
946Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
947Dorms Proctologist is hit by a beanbag slug in the head!
948Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
949John Rockwell says, "Stop moving"
950You unload 3 shells from the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.
951[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Mining is clean"
952You load 1 shell into the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.2
953Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
954John Rockwell is hit by 12g shotgun slug in the head!
955[Common] John Rockwell says, "BEETY IS CULT"
956Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
957John Rockwell is hit by 12g shotgun slug in the head!
958[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Beety is cult"
959John Rockwell painfully crawls forward!
960Beety-Nal-Tuka has stunned John Rockwell with the stungun!
961Beety-Nal-Tuka has stunned Dorms Proctologist with the stungun!
962You put the stungun into the satchel.
963Beety-Nal-Tuka is trying to put handcuffs on Dorms Proctologist!
964[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Is tazing me at cargo"
965Dorms Proctologist says, "Is tazing me at cargo"
966Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed Dorms Proctologist passively!
967Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety isssnty colt"
968You handcuff Dorms Proctologist.
969[Common] Ricardomilos states, "BEET NAL TUKA AT HOP"
970[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm being taken away"
971Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm being taken away"
972John Rockwell painfully crawls forward!
973[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "BEETY ISSSNT CULT"
974Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "BEETY ISSSNT CULT"
975[Common] Toby Wade says, "Hey"
976[Common] Toby Wade asks, "Security?"
977John Rockwell painfully crawls forward!
978[Common] Toby Wade says, "I am dying"
979Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed John Rockwell passively!
980John Rockwell whispers, "Help me"
981You put the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun into the green cloak.
982Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "LEAVE BEETY ALONE"
983John Rockwell whispers, "Betty is fucking cult"
984[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Save the CMO"
985Saul Sealis says, "Clown did fuck this"
986Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "FIUX CMO"
987[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm cuffed"
988David Hunter connects the o2 canister.
989John Rockwell whispers, "Help"
990Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Fix cmo"
991[Common] Ricardomilos states, "BEETY"
992You unload 3 shells from the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.
993The sawn-off double-barreled shotgun won't fit in the satchel, make some space!
994You put the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun into the green cloak.
995[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Capture b eety for me"
996[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Arrivals maint"
997You disable your suit's remote sensing equipment.
998[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Almost out of cuffs but i'm starving"
999[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "I'm just gonna wreck Beety's mech"
1000[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "Arrivals maint!!!"
1001[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "NORTHERN!!!"
1002Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the winter coat.
1003[Common] Dorms Proctologist says, "Keep me updated"
1004[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Beety isssn't cult!"
1005Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "Beety isssn't cult!"
1006[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety let them both go"
1007Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety let them both go"
1008[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Man ssshot Beety with lassser"
1009Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Man ssshot Beety with lassser"
1010[Common] Ricardomilos states, "NODHA CHAP KILLING MAN AT EVA"
1011[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "And then cmo tried to taze Beety"
1012Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "And then cmo tried to taze Beety"
1013[Common] Ricardomilos states, "I mean"
1014OOC: NotJony: a bit of a ICY OCY but I did something weird in VR and am loving it
1015[Common] Ricardomilos states, "JESS HORSERAGe"
1016[Common] Ricardomilos states, "SHARD"
1017[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARRIVALS"
1018[Common] Ricardomilos states, "MADE JUGGER"
1019Beety-Nal-Tuka has thrown the welding goggles.
1020[Common] John Rockwell says, "Beety is a fucking cultist."
1021[Common] John Rockwell says, "KoS."
1022[Common] Ricardomilos states, "JEFF HORSERAGE"
1023[Common] Ricardomilos states, "HAS WIZ"
1024[Common] John Rockwell says, "Shot me with a shtogun."
1025[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "IS A WIZARD!!!"
1026[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "GUYS ITS WIZARD!!!"
1027You bite the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.
1028You can taste meat.
1029You bite the lightly-fried monkey meat steak.2
1030[Common] Ricardomilos states, "NOT CULT"
1031[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "JEFF HORSERAGE HAS WIZARD UNIFORM!!!"
1032[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "SSSEE"
1033Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "SSSEE"
1034[Common] John Rockwell asks, "Why the fuck is beety retarded then?"
1035[Common] John Rockwell says, "You kidnapped the other guy"
1036[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "Possible cult but THE MAN IN PURPLE JUMPSUIT IS WIZARD!!!!"
1037[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "YOU TRIED TO SSSTUN BEETY AFTER SSSOMEONE ELSSSE SSSHOT BEETY"
1038Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "YOU TRIED TO SSSTUN BEETY AFTER SSSOMEONE ELSSSE SSSHOT BEETY"
1039[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"
1040[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "OF COURSSSE BEETY SSSHOOTSSS YOU"
1041Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "OF COURSSSE BEETY SSSHOOTSSS YOU"
1042[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Not on cameras"
1043[Common] John Rockwell says, "Unlock the fucking cryocel"
1044[Common] Dorms Proctologist asks, "Where is Beety?"
1045[Common] John Rockwell asks, "What?"
1046[Common] John Rockwell says, "You were fucking refusing simple orders."
1047[Common] Dorms Proctologist asks, "Where is Beety located?"
1048[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Jkuggernaut at HOP"
1049[Common] Ricardomilos states, "JUGGERNAUT AT HOP"
1050[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "JUGGERRNAUT AT HOP OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
1051The sawn-off double-barreled shotgun is empty!
1052You put the cable restraints into the green cloak.
1053[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Sophia Sharp has signed up as Bartender"
1054You put the stunprod into the green cloak.
1055You load 1 shell into the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.2
1056[Common] Dorms Proctologist stammers, "W-W-W-Why-y am-m I fuc-ck-k-king s-set t-to w-wan-n-n-nt-ted-d"
1057[Common] Dorms Proctologist stammers, "I'm-m d-d-dead n-n-now-w-w"
1058[Common] Ricardomilos states, "It was set to arrest for wepaons"
1059Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Sigi'lu M'Fan 'Tasia"
1060The reinforced window is hit by an enchanted card!7
1061Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Sigi'lu M'Fan 'Tasia"
1062The reinforced window is hit by an enchanted card!7
1063Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Sigi'lu M'Fan 'Tasia"
1064Your armor softens the blow!
1065Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by an enchanted card in the chest!
1066Your armor softens the blow!
1067Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by an enchanted card in the chest!2
1068Your armor softens the blow!
1069Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by an enchanted card in the chest!
1070Your armor softens the blow!
1071Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by an enchanted card in the chest!
1072The reinforced window is hit by an enchanted card!2
1073Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Sigi'lu M'Fan 'Tasia"
1074Jess Horserage (as Nodha Chap) says, "Sigi'lu`M'Fan`'Tasia"
1075The reinforced window is hit by an enchanted card!
1076Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!2
1077*click*
1078You unload 3 shells from the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.
1079[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "The arrivals shuttle has been damaged. Docking for repairs..."
1080Nodha Chap painfully crawls forward!
1081[Common] Ricardomilos states, "KILL JUG"
1082You load 1 shell into the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.2
1083Nodha Chap painfully crawls forward!
1084Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
1085Nodha Chap is hit by 12g shotgun slug in the head!
1086Beety-Nal-Tuka fires the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun!
1087Nodha Chap seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
1088Nodha Chap is hit by 12g shotgun slug in the head!
1089You hear a squeak.
1090You unload 3 shells from the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.
1091Beety-Nal-Tuka has grabbed Nodha Chap passively!
1092[Common] Ricardomilos states, "JUG"
1093[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"
1094[Common] John Rockwell says, "I'm fucking fucked."
1095[Common] Ricardomilos states, "BEEFY HELPING WIZARD"
1096[Common] Ricardomilos states, "ARRIVALS NORTHERN MAINT"
1097You try to empty Nodha Chap's left pocket.
1098You try to empty Nodha Chap's right pocket.
1099[Common] Ricardomilos states, "BEEFY IS HELPING THE WIZARD!!!!!!t"
1100[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "BEETY KILLED WIZARD"
1101Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "BEETY KILLED WIZARD"
1102[Common] Ricardomilos alarms, "WIZARD ALMOST DEAD AT NORTHERN ARRIVALS MAINT!!!!! KILLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
1103[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Oh"
1104[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Great"
1105[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Smash his head in"
1106[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Now if we will the juggernaut it will all end"
1107Priority Announcement
1108
1109The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
1110
1111[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety killsss jugger next"
1112Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety killsss jugger next"
1113[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Good"
1114You start dumping out the contents...
1115[Common] John Rockwell says, "Let's just leave"
1116[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"
1117Honkers does a gag.
1118(F) [Common] John Rockwell says, "Bolt the shuttle doors"
1119(F) John Rockwell says, "Bolt the shuttle doors"
1120Beety-Nal-Tuka's Memories:
1121Your account ID is 927677.
1122DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "INSTA SUMMONS"
1123You put the scrying orb into the satchel.
1124[Common] Ricardomilos states, "Got it"
1125DEAD: Artificer (286) says, "dummy"
1126DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "AND NO NIGGER WANTED TO BE MY ASSISTANT"
1127The scroll of teleportation won't fit in the satchel, make some space!
1128You hear the violent blaring of an airhorn.
1129Attention:
11302 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
1131DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "because there was no dead"
1132DEAD: Jess Horserage asks, "next time?"
1133OOC: Diegoxt45: what the fuck is this lag
1134Ricardomilos Announces:
1135board the shuttle bitch
1136Ricardomilos made a priority announcement from AI Chamber.
1137You are unable to equip that!
1138DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "ill go for ACTUALLY DECENT SHIT"
1139DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "but stealth wiz was kinda okay"
1140[Common] John Rockwell says, "HOLD ON IM LAGGING"
1141DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "wait"
1142The soul stone belt cannot hold the warp whistle!
1143You put the warp whistle into the satchel.
1144DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "if you tranfer uhh"
1145DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "bodies"
1146DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "do you keep spells"
1147DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "YOU DO"
1148DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "so like"
1149[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "AI where isss jugger?"
1150Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "AI where isss jugger?"
1151DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "if I mindswapped into cappie"
1152OOC: AdeptMechanicus: t
1153DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "then like"
1154[Common] Ricardomilos states, "No idea"
1155DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "hid fucking uhh"
1156DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "shards everywhere"
1157DEAD: Juggernaut (969) says, "jugger dead"
1158The sawn-off double-barreled shotgun is empty!
1159Attention:
11601 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
1161You load 1 shell into the sawn-off double-barreled shotgun.2
1162DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "I could"
1163DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "OOOOO"
1164[Common] John Rockwell says, "AI"
1165DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "that sounds nice"
1166You put the scroll of teleportation into the satchel.
1167[Common] John Rockwell says, "Don't let"
1168DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "or maybe"
1169DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "yeah"
1170You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.
1171[Common] John Rockwell says, "Beety board."
1172You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
1173DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "anyway"
1174DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "FIST"
1175[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Why?"
1176Beety-Nal-Tuka asks, "Why?"
1177DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "doesnt stun"
1178[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety killed the wizard"
1179Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety killed the wizard"
1180DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "NEITHER DOES CARDS"
1181Attention:
1182The emergency shuttle will launch in 10 seconds
1183DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "which is REE"
1184[Common] Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "SSStop being mad"
1185Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "SSStop being mad"
1186[Common] John Rockwell says, "Bitch"
1187[Common] John Rockwell says, "You killed a nigga."
1188DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "so I had no stuns"
1189Priority Announcement
1190
1191The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
1192
1193DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "no blind either"
1194DEAD: Mr. Medi says, "I think I have been wizard like twice ever"
1195Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety took him to medbayt"
1196DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "I had shit kit"
1197DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "just, shit kit"
1198Wraith (411) has died at Emergency Shuttle.
1199Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety isssnt bad"
1200DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "good cult"
1201DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "might've wanted to trade my a-"
1202Central Command Update
1203
1204Security Alert
1205
1206Gr3y.T1d3 virus detected in cows are friends not food door subroutines. Severity level of 3. Recommend station AI involvement.
1207
1208DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "GOOD CULT"
1209DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "LOL"
1210DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "it was wiz"
1211DEAD: Artificer (286) says, "there wasn't any cult"
1212DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "Oooh"
1213DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "wait, you know already"
1214DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "meming me"
1215DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "THat's why i couldnt do shit but kill things"
1216DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "wiz can uhh"
1217DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "yeah"
1218DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "get shards and artificer"
1219DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "for 2 points"
1220Mike Moicles says, "Why are you hiding"
1221DEAD: Wraith (411) asks, "I was still an antag though, right?"
1222Beety-Nal-Tuka screams!
1223DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "but the rest of my kit wa"
1224DEAD: Jess Horserage yells, "YES!!"
1225Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "John hatesss beety"
1226DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "Good"
1227Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Beety hidesss"
1228DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "you should've popped niggers"
1229John Rockwell has attempted to punch Beety-Nal-Tuka!
1230Sophia Sharp says, "Don't wanna be pwned"
1231DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "I know. I tried"
1232Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "Help"
1233DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "anyway, my kit was shitty"
1234Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "HELP"
1235DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "should've gotten sword"
1236Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "HLEP"
1237DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "womp"
1238DEAD: Wraith (411) says, "It's hard when you are a shitty artificer"
1239John Rockwell says, "KILL BEETY"
1240John Rockwell says, "KILL THE LIZARD"
1241Beety-Nal-Tuka hisses, "HEL"
1242David Hunter says, "Oh wait"
1243John Rockwell has thrown the fire extinguisher.
1244David Hunter says, "Beety"
1245Beety-Nal-Tuka exclaims, "HEL;P!"
1246Sophia Sharp says, "Why"
1247David Hunter says, "Cult man"
1248John Rockwell says, "KILL BEETY"
1249David Hunter says, "Right"
1250David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1251Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the head!
1252David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1253Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the head!
1254David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1255Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the head!
1256David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1257Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the head!
1258Beety-Nal-Tuka whispers, "BEETY ISSSNT CULT"
1259You feel your heart slow down...
1260David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1261Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the left leg!
1262David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1263Beety-Nal-Tuka is hit by a laser in the left leg!
1264David Hunter fires the laser gun!
1265DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "I didn't bust out comms"
1266Beety-Nal-Tuka has died at Emergency Shuttle.
1267The grey baby slime (586) lights up for a bit, then stops.
1268Current Admins:
1269Adminhelps are also sent to Discord. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on Discord will see it and respond.
1270(F) John Rockwell says, "Oh fuck"
1271(F) DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "i feel like an idiot"
1272David Hunter salutes.
1273A Doll Fit Layer puts the energy gun into the science backpack.
1274The monkey (804) coughs!
1275(F) John Rockwell says, "Holy shit."
1276Mike Moicles has grabbed Beety-Nal-Tuka passively!
1277(F) DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "also had shapechange"
1278(F) Sophia Sharp says, "Ded"
1279The monkey (710) scratches.
1280(F) John Rockwell says, "That was quick"
1281Poly looks in the Power-On DELUXE cartridge's direction and takes flight.
1282Honkers clowns around.
1283(F) DEAD: Jess Horserage says, "didnt use it once"
1284Mike Moicles has grabbed Beety-Nal-Tuka aggressively!
1285Mike Moicles has thrown Beety-Nal-Tuka.
1286(F) A Doll Fit Layer says, "Deadn;t"
1287(F) DEAD: Beety-Nal-Tuka says, "Well thats 100% a ban."
1288The monkey (804) coughs!
1289David Hunter screams!
1290OOC: JessHorserage: soo
1291The monkey (409) rolls.
1292(F) DEAD: Jess Horserage asks, "what is?"
1293(F) [Engineering] Poly yells, "Thank you asher"
1294(F) DEAD: Jess Horserage asks, "being a bad wiz?"
1295Honkers does a gag.
1296The monkey (804) coughs!
1297
1298
1299
1300The round has ended.
1301Show roundend report again
1302OOC: JessHorserage: sooo
1303(F) DEAD: Beety-Nal-Tuka says, "The HoS just killed me for being "cult" after it was a confirmed wiz round"
1304Rebooting World in 30 seconds. Round ended.
1305OOC: JessHorserage: I GOT LIKE
1306OOC: JessHorserage: ALL OF THE UHH
1307(F) John Rockwell says, "CAP"
1308(F) John Rockwell says, "HELP"
1309OOC: JessHorserage: KIT FOR MINDSWAP SHIT
1310The monkey (804) coughs!
1311Honkers shivers.
1312OOC: JessHorserage: kinda
1313(F) John Rockwell whispers in his last breath, "Nigger..."
1314(F) John Rockwell has died at Emergency Shuttle.
1315(F) Esmeralda Durstine stammers, "Ouch-h-h"
1316OOC: JessHorserage: BUT DIDNT GET MINDSWAP
1317OOC: JessHorserage: soo
1318OOC: JessHorserage: yea
1319The monkey (804) coughs!
1320The mouse squeaks.
1321OOC: Diegoxt45: good morning hippie
1322Cayden Mcclymonds seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
1323OOC: JessHorserage: like building a shudder deck, without shudder
1324OOC: JessHorserage: heya
1325Round statistics and logs can be viewed at this website!
1326Rebooting world...
1327The connection has been closed because the server is restarting. Please wait while you automatically reconnect.