· 6 years ago · Oct 12, 2019, 03:46 AM
1Hi! My name is Kevin L. & me & my girlfriend Kimberly Zander have a small problem (my dick is the SMALL problem) & we have a few challenges for anybody that reads this.
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3First, the small problem. Kimberly & I both live at 12648 Grey Eagle Ct. in Germantown MD. She is in apt 12 I am in apt 13. I want her to be happy & I have no problem sharing her. But please do not come over or call her at 301 979 5126 until you read, agree with & qualify to her needs.
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5Kim here & I am looking for...
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7Someone who has at least a 9 inch cock.
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9Likes to dress up in womens clothing. (Even the intimates I keep in the freezer)
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11Does not mind if my live in son & my bf jack each other off while I'm having sex with you.
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13Agrees to do whatever kind of freaky sex I ask you to.
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15Things I like and things you must agree to...
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17Children
18Spanking
19Humiliation
20Leather
21Lap dancing
22Bondage
23Role playing (rape, daddy/daughter, mommy/son, guard/prisoner)
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26You will agree to eat whatever my son & Kevin leave in the stainless steel dog bowl after we are done having sex. While you are on your hands and knees, collared & acting like a dog.
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28Things I hate...
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30I am West German so I love Jews & 100/% hate Nazis, neo-nazis, skinheads, etc. You can all go fuck yourselves! Don't even come over here & yes I'm packing too mother fuckers!!
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32I hate religious people too! Fuck God and Jesus too!!
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34Besides getting fucked by some of you strangers with a dick 9 inches or better, I will also fuck anyone with any size dick if you can profile & hack me! And be able to prove YOU did it. Send your proof to me at 86miracle @ gmail.com or kimmyz @ gmail.com
35I am hoping to get at least 20 of you over here to fuck me before my b-day Nov 6. & I really wouldn't mind doing 20 of you fucking losers at the same time!! I've been gang banged many times in my life considering I've been passed around more than a joint since the age of 6. (love you daddy ;)
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37Good luck assholes!!!