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2t3_9b7jzx,Hey give me a dollar for no reason at all �
3t3_9b91x1,People are receiving text messages differently from how I can barely load video or any other issue?
4t3_9b959d,"A stark reminder that Democratic elites couldn't care less about the working class : Doezens of Hardworking contruction workers protest Seattle's plans to tax big companies hundreds of dollars per employee , that would make hundreds/thousdans of people unemployed ""No Head Tax!"""
5t3_9b97dt,Here we see CNN spreading fake news AGAIN. Apparently spoiled rich coastal white kids are now blacks. You can’t make this shit up anymore!
6t3_9b98px,FLASHBACK April 2016: IRS Admits It Encourages Illegals To Steal Social Security Numbers For Taxes
7t3_9b99dx,Can we make this happen
8t3_9b8mlp,"Elon, it's too late to work in the door"" but I think this wouldn't have to represent myself, now"
9t3_9b88nf,"My 'hello my fellow kids, like PUBG?"
10t3_9b7knb,My school won’t allow me to make this the new mom could attend a job fair
11t3_9b7a37,When deciding how to please her during the night
12t3_9b6mym,Ihave been having a readoll sleeping with younger women (ie. me)
13t3_9b6alp,The most exclusive view of a thousand miles begins with a pretty good at it!
14t3_9b5ivb,Crazy rally in a plane crash with this for a photo
15t3_9b52y3,[AMA request] The guy from the movie Hook
16t3_9b4n2x,I found this weird rack in my car?
17t3_9b474h,"My previous self keeps giving me prank coordinates to teleport to, and I've only just adapted to the underworld, from which there were only three of me come to an art project, and now I am seeing men with eight fingers in their region of the usual one frame per planck time"
18t3_9b3qbq,Gotta keep my beer is too hard to fit in
19t3_9b2qiv,"How to have sex with a flower-covered roof, used as a human shield on a bridge"
20t3_9b27rr,How did people in Europe in the pre-Civil War United States?
21t3_9b1om5,MCU Thanos in a tournament of power(DBS)
22t3_9b15z7,Queen of the ones way in the back of his postcards he sent to my house
23t3_9b0n6j,Wacky teacher cancels CLADD because he missed the bus) knocked on his face for being so gullible
24t3_9azm89,Young fan made the most difficult hike of my parents house and now I have to blend in to escape
25t3_9az54t,11-year-old killed after he was told to write minimum of 16 years for shooting sleeping husband
26t3_9ayor1,[Serious] If time travel and witness any single wish on an unsure thing?
27t3_9ay9sb,[Story] I'm going to the gym to keep going
28t3_9axwmx,Watching the fog in Denali National Park [OC] [2560 x 1709] [OC]
29t3_9axl2f,[Story]There's a gym with one that surfs
30t3_9axaeq,I can imagine it won’t be the 7th actor to have a bunch of random self seeded tomato plants
31t3_9b9ih3,I’m dying at this video and song!)
32t3_9b9us9,"The Mainstream Media Claims Without Evidence And Using Only Anonymous Sources That Trump Colluded With Russia to ""Steal"" the 2016 Election - Where's THAT Headline?"
33t3_9b9us3,Red Sox star defends post: ‘Stand by 2nd Amendment’
34t3_9b9urp,GREAT AGAIN: Trump’s Tariffs Bring 550 High-Paying Jobs Back to This Crippled Kentucky Town
35t3_9b9to8,CENSORED: Ben Garrison Cartoons Taken Offline - Why Bother With Social Media Shadowbanning When The ISP Can Just Silence You Directly. LAWSUIT!
36t3_9b9tny,What Happened on Barnes and Noble
37t3_9b9tay,Hey guys I wrote a song about refugees thought President Trump might be interested.. english lyrics in description
38t3_9b9t27,"WTAF!!! Portland School Teachers Given “Social Justice” Guides – Praising Islam, Che Guevara, Black Panthers - ISLAM! WTAF PORTLAND!"
39t3_9b9t19,"AP finally admits the truth!!!! ""Business investment"" is the key phrase meaning ""spending their tax savings on workers and equipment"". THANK YOU GEOTUS TRUMP!!!"
40t3_9b9syz,So much love. So much tolerance.
41t3_9b9su6,Investigation debunks widely cited mass shootings stats.
42t3_9b9snm,Thanks Trump!
43t3_9b9skk,THAT'S MY PRESIDENT! TRUMP WINS BIGLY! TWO MORE TRUMP ENDORSEMENTS WIN — That Makes President ‘9 for 9’ in Last Three Weeks!
44t3_9b9sfw,Mark Dice Video: MSNBC Can't Believe It's Happening!
45t3_9b9scc,"White House Counsel Don McGahn will be leaving his position in the fall, shortly after the confirmation (hopefully) of Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Court. I have worked with Don for a long time and truly appreciate his service!"
46t3_9b9s5c,REVEALED: Chinese Govt. Killed and Imprisoned 18-20 CIA Spies After Penetrating Hillary Clinton's Private Server - WHERE IS THE INVESTIGATION!!!
47t3_9b9s3z,Senate wraps up August session with batch of confirmations
48t3_9b9rwe,#REDTSUNAMI
49t3_9b9rhb,Gonna post this pic every day until spez recodes the site day 7
50t3_9b9rbz,South Africa in a nutshell
51t3_9b9rby,HERE WE COME! #REDTSUNAMI
52t3_9b9raz,Trump rips CNN over debunked Trump Tower story: 'They got caught red handed'
53t3_9b9r8z,"Did a quick test of 5 google search results trends for 'Veterans are', here's the results"
54t3_9b9r8x,"EATING THEIR OWN: Sparking More Calls for His Ouster, 'Utterly Useless' Chuck Schumer Cuts Deal With McConnell to Fast-Track 7 Trump Judges"
55t3_9b9r57,Red Sox Star JD Martinez Getting Tiger Treatment After Fans Find 5-year Old Instagram Meme Comparing Gun Grabbers To Hitler
56t3_9b9qqa,I Don't Even Know What to Say About This
57t3_9ba2oo,Former Eagles Player Mychal Kendricks Is Facing Federal Insider Trading Charges
58t3_9ba21r,So the Jacksonville shooter was able to exploit a loophole by lying. So we should pass a law to make lying illegal? How about making murder illegal? Oh right.
59t3_9ba1w3,"Looks like the Democrats are already launching their ""identity politics"" campaign against DeSantis... ""DeSantis accused of making racist slur about Gillum"""
60t3_9ba1n0,UN Scientific Paper Suggests Capitalism Has to Die in Order for the Planet to Be Saved..they’re not even trying to hide their agenda at this point.
61t3_9ba1m5,Just needs a few minarets
62t3_9ba15i,"EPIC: Two Scoop, Two Genders, Two Terms, One Stephen Miller. (Article In Comments)"
63t3_9ba13g,Daniel Ch 8:23-25 Trump is being used by God
64t3_9ba0jn,This paragraph in my econ textbook about Venezuela.....
65t3_9ba06r,How long will the media stay silent?
66t3_9ba01z,Hair color!!! Omg body double! Jk
67t3_9b9zu5,"And in lighter news, France just threw a scallop party. Tired of oppressive regulations, they outnumbered the British 5 to 1 and sent them packing. Astonishing."
68t3_9b9zqr,My little MAGA
69t3_9b9zj1,POTUS taking no chances... already getting his say in on the Soros-dark-money-funded socialist who is currently under subpoena from the FBI.
70t3_9b9zfa,surely orange man is not as bad as you purport him to be
71t3_9b9zes,"Facebook Engineer's Stunning Admission: ""We Tear Down Posters Welcoming Trump Supporters"""
72t3_9b9z4d,SPACE FORCE CONCEPT ART
73t3_9b9z3s,French president vows to destroy nationalism and conservative voices in France and create a globalist super-state.
74t3_9b9yy4,South Africa LAND SEIZURES: Zulu lands EXEMPTED from controversial confiscation scheme
75t3_9b9ytr,Socialist mayor gets Trumped
76t3_9b9ysb,Clinton lawyer during Starr investigation endorses Kavanaugh
77t3_9b9yki,"Kanye on local Chicago station talking rap, maga, etc."
78t3_9b9yip,Trump says White House counsel Don McGahn to leave position after Kavanaugh confirmation
79t3_9b9y9h,London: Record number of Brits selling their homes in London and moving north. What could possibly be driving this trend?
80t3_9b9y2w,Theresa May challenged over her stance on Nelson Mandela during Thatcher Government
81t3_9b9y0f,4.20%
82t3_9ba0f9,"Roses are red, does this have to be in Star Wars: Episode IX’ Casts Matt Smith in Key Role"
83t3_9bapwk,"Help me out, ‘pedes!"
84t3_9baps9,Republicans turn out in Florida. 1.602 million votes cast in GOP primary. Dems had 1.48 million votes cast
85t3_9baprv,"PragerU UPDATE: ""Facebook has confirmed to us that an employee on the content review team was responsible for making the decision to remove two of our posts as “hate speech” and that this employee is still employed by FB."""
86t3_9bapnh,"Student allegedly rips MAGA hat off classmate's head, slaps teacher, facing battery charges"
87t3_9baph8,Even youtube's search algorithm is rigged.
88t3_9bapft,"You can hate him, but no other human has BTFO of BLM to their faces than this man, absolute evisceration... look at their reactions.. THEY AGREE!!"
89t3_9bapev,Florida pedes
90t3_9bap9w,How much longer must I wait?
91t3_9bap47,August 2018 alternative timeline. Hillary edition
92t3_9baov7,The Social Media Purge of Conservatives is a Giant Election Meddling Scheme
93t3_9baotz,�WE ARE REACHING LEVELS OF SHIT POSTING THAT SHOULDNT BE POSSIBLE�
94t3_9baorz,"Shameful stuff, NYT."
95t3_9baog9,Dozens sickened by unknown substance at Ohio prison... Developing...
96t3_9baock,�SO ENRICHED�
97t3_9bao93,"Cameron Gray of NRA TV tweets in response, “Antifa is whiter than Pat Boone making a mayonnaise sandwich with Wonder bread in a Minnesota snowstorm,”"
98t3_9bao7e,"Add Blue Check Mark guy. He’s finding a ton of them. These people mostly white, and all want to destroy the white race."
99t3_9bao47,"Desantis, media, left and monkey"
100t3_9bans6,"BREAKING: Day After Ohr's Testimony, Congress Seeks to Question His Wife ~ WOE NELLY"
101t3_9banrt,"Proof Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is secretly pro-tax cuts! Also, was well-off enough 6 years ago to blow money on office space while trying to write children’s books (Repost with fixed highlighted section)"
102t3_9banj2,In case you forgot how the lying media abused John McCain when he committed the sin of running against Barack Obama
103t3_9bancp,"Pope Francis turned his back on a family that lost five relatives to state terror, including a young woman who was 5-months’ pregnant. The woman had given birth in captivity before being murdered to a girl who was given to a family “too important” for the adoption to be reversed."
104t3_9banad,The Vatican Is Using Bill Clinton's Playbook To Defend Pope Francis
105t3_9ban9a,"California passes bill eliminating fossil fuels by the year 2045 - HAHAHAHAHA - WTF are we going to use, spotted owl eggshells?"
106t3_9ban95,Pakistan’s disgraced cricketer offers Rs 3 Million reward for killing Dutchmen behind cartoon contest
107t3_9ban3m,Taco Tibbetts edition
108t3_9bb6iz,"Elon Musk doubles down on pedo claims against UK cave diver - Tesla boss criticised for calling out Vernon Unsworth, who helped free Thai cave boys"
109t3_9bb6du,Surprise Motherfucker *note I hope the buisness owner gets charged
110t3_9bb6aj,"Hear the defence by Rep. Hunter on campaign funds misuse. For all the time, they waited just before the election to bury him..."
111t3_9bb66r,"AT&T takes its $20Billion in tax cuts and proceeds to fire employees and outsource jobs instead of MAGA, despite billions in profits. Screw these guys."
112t3_9bb644,You Can't Stump the Trump (Volume 4) - Throwback to the campaign days... Good times.
113t3_9bb62h,"Walter E. Williams: Importing Deadly Diseases - ""This public health issue is ignored by all those Americans championing sanctuary cities. The public health issue is also ignored by Americans clamoring for open borders, and that includes many of my libertarian friends."""
114t3_9bb5oy,"OpenSoy developer virtue signalling by updating license to ""ban ICE collaborators"""
115t3_9bb5ky,"Admission: ""We Tear Down Posters Welcoming Trump Supporters"""
116t3_9bb553,"A former engineer for jet engine maker Pratt & Whitney has filed a federal false claims lawsuit alleging the company knowingly sold ""flawed"" engines to the U.S. Air Force, which resulted in the likelihood of premature wear or even ""catastrophic failure."""
117t3_9bb4fc,"Here is a link to help Michael Flynn’s legal costs! He served us for so long, honorably. It’s time we give back!"
118t3_9bb4c3,Anyone catch this? Bhuddist majority country rejecting refugees but gets censored by facebook as united nations reports hate speech
119t3_9bb438,Well that didn’t take long...
120t3_9bb3im,History they won't teach you in school #1
121t3_9bb3dc,Dr. Levatino explains to congress how an abortion is performed
122t3_9bb380,Decided to emerge into the wild after seeing a post about a few members of my Stanley Cup Champion Washington Capitals refusing to visit the White House. The responses I got were exactly what you would expect.
123t3_9bb36d,I know they'll delete my comment so I'll put this here for safe keeping
124t3_9bb35r,Opinions on this? Kinda nervous about this.
125t3_9bb35j,"Sorry fellow pedes, I've changed my position. It really is time to abolish ICE..."
126t3_9bb32z,America's MOST STUPID Criminals Compilation
127t3_9bb32j,CNN’s Don Lemon Defends Antifa: ‘No Organization Is Perfect’
128t3_9bb2qh,I don't speak terrorism
129t3_9bb2py,"Twitter has Verified a member of ANTIFA. No, seriously."
130t3_9bb2j5,DeSantis Should Turn This Right Back on Them. Don't Monkey with my words!
131t3_9bb2hg,Real Journalism
132t3_9bb2gs,Donald Trump reads infowars everyday.
133t3_9bbesr,BASED Red Sox Slugger J.D. Martinez refuses to apologize or back down to the Libullies for 5 year old Twitter post defending the 2nd... After Growing up in Cuba he cherishes his right to defend himself from tyranny!
134t3_9bbeph,Aloha SnackBar!
135t3_9bbefl,Politifact tests Google search for Trump and gets same results but marks this as completely false because they feel they are not left of center.
136t3_9bbe5w,"Hannipede: CBS and the rest of the MSM retracted FAKE STORY, CNN doubled down. They are f-ed. If they retract the story their credibility takes another major hit and Trump/Russia falls apart. If they maintain Cohen that gave them the info, then they are claiming he perjured himself before Congress."
137t3_9bbe4h,DONT FORGET TO VOTE OUT THE DEMS
138t3_9bbe1k,Bahahahaha
139t3_9bbdyv,"WSJ: Five Republican Senators Met With Sessions, Urged Him Not to Quit"
140t3_9bbdxh,Tucker Carlson Tackles South African Farm Murders And Land Appropriation Efforts - Liberal Heads Explode
141t3_9bbdx9,Hmmmm.... Thought Rocky Dennis died too young to have a daughter.....
142t3_9bbdp5,CNN Analyst Says It’s Racist to Criticize Antifa Because They’re an “African-American” Group
143t3_9bbd6t,I guess he wasn't interested?
144t3_9bbd1c,"After talking to a based GEN Z, as a BabyBoomer/Millennial who had thought our future generations would only get worse... it gave me hope."
145t3_9bbd0g,r/Politics right now
146t3_9bbcve,The Gillum Manefesto. Vote Desantis.
147t3_9bbcv7,Another case of Assault against someone wearing a MAGA Hat
148t3_9bbcu5,Europe’s childless leaders symbolize a dying continent soon to be overrun by Muslims
149t3_9bbcre,Someone needs to educate r/NBA
150t3_9bbcr0,This is why the elite are after him. He is after them.
151t3_9bbcpg,I see through your identity politics.
152t3_9bbco2,"Canada, U.S. resume NAFTA talks amid growing optimism"
153t3_9bbcg3,An in-depth look into the Left's agenda and the blueprint for anyone who espouses increased diversity in America.
154t3_9bbc8f,Chinese Hackers had Access to Hillary's Server. This is bad news...
155t3_9bbc48,You don't think they can be this stupid but it do
156t3_9bbc04,Rudy is a patriot
157t3_9bbmk5,"According to the left, this movie is really about a black socialist getting elected to Florida governor."
158t3_9bbmf9,"Yes DeSantis won, but a lot of the polling was still WAY OFF. Some recent polls had the race as a TOSSUP yet DeSantis ended up winning by TWENTY FUCKING POINTS. Don't forget this folks."
159t3_9bbm9a,GOP eyes another shot at ObamaCare repeal after McCain’s death
160t3_9bbm8q,SUCK IT LIBERAL! GOT THIS INTOLERANT LIBERAL ACCOUNT DELETED
161t3_9bbm8i,Redacted liberals: just like a crazy ex girlfriend...you call em up to fuck em and then immediately kick em out for a laugh
162t3_9bblrj,Mozilla and Google BTFO: Pale Moon 28 unveils major under-the-hood changes and improvements
163t3_9bblje,BRUCE OHR TESTIMONY: Reveals more FBI Corruption! ... House Judiciary Member Rep. John Ratcliffe (R-TX) offered sober advice to the Ohr family: “I’d retain a really good lawyer.”
164t3_9bblif,2 Scoops 2 Coins 2 Terms
165t3_9bblgz,Lawmaker Warns: Arrest of Iranian Spies in U.S. Just ‘Tip of the Iceberg’
166t3_9bbley,Atlanta School Replaces Pledge of Allegiance With Oath To Global Society!!
167t3_9bbl12,"After just 18 months, Trump has “flipped” two circuits — the Sixth and Seventh — from liberal to conservative. Two more — the Eighth and the 11th — are on the verge of tipping."
168t3_9bbkz9,I didn't even need to click on the article to guess it was Shep Smith. Why is he even on Fox News when he likely couldn't even hack it at CNN???
169t3_9bbkwu,In California you are guilty till proven innocent! CA ends Money Bail!
170t3_9bbkib,Poor Melania. Clearly a prisoner of evil Drumpf.
171t3_9bbk9n,"if James Woods is not on The_Donald, HE SHOULD BE! ""there. Fixed it for you"" tweet"
172t3_9bbk14,"“Facebook will essentially have complete control of the topics and narratives that are fed to their users in a clear act of social engineering, which will give the social media giant—and their political/ideological allies—the ability to directly manipulate people’s perceptions of any event.”"
173t3_9bbjz7,"In 2011, Hillary Clinton was having trouble with her unsecure, private email system. She joked with a State Department staffer that it ""Must be the Chinese!"" hacking her."
174t3_9bbjmj,Just an old picture of GEOTUS with his favorite middle eastern car
175t3_9bbjm6,UK supports South Africa murdering White Farmers/Boers and stealing their property
176t3_9bbj5h,"Sessions: From Day One, Trump's DOJ Has Focused On ""Dismantling Transnational Criminal Organizations"" | ""These institutions, these organizations, these cartels... are so powerful and so wealthy... that they threaten the very sovereignty of nation-states."""
177t3_9bbj2j,Scott Presler of The Persistence on Twitter started a new campaign to flip Senate seats. Share if you’d like to help. More info in comments
178t3_9bbj2a,"Reminder: July 6th, 2016 The NY Times - Hillary Clinton’s Email Was Probably Hacked, Experts Say"
179t3_9bbivi,BREAKING!!! Multiple anonymous sources confirm to CNN that Drumpf is done for this time!!! Impeachment imminent.
180t3_9bbipx,"""Yeah they're here illegally and kill people like my daughter, but who cares THEY HAVE TACOS"""
181t3_9bbue4,Thanos did nothing wrong
182t3_9bbuds,HAHAHAHA! Yeah... good luck with that...
183t3_9bbu9g,"China, shoring up its navy, muscles into pacific"
184t3_9bbu9c,Crooked Hillary Fall Fashion Preview
185t3_9bbtrk,Lest We Forget
186t3_9bbtnb,Left knocks Schumer over deal on judges ahead of Supreme Court battle
187t3_9bbthf,"MLB star slugger stands by Hitler post, says he was supporting 2nd Amendment"
188t3_9bbtbd,"NYT sickos! ""Want to Protect the Right to Abortion? Train More People to Perform Them"" By Jody Steinauer PRO MURDER"
189t3_9bbt10,Coming soon to Dollar Tree next to the $1 pregnancy tests
190t3_9bbsqi,FITTON: It was never about Russia. The targeting of President Trump serves to protect Hillary Clinton and her enablers/co-conspirators in Obama administration from prosecution.
191t3_9bbsph,"Rachel Maddow, AKA 'Rick Madcow,' is worried DOJ won’t be able to Fight The Russian Mob if Bruce Ohr’s Fired ... bitchboy is cuckoo"
192t3_9bbsit,Whats left of his [L]egacy is now in ICU.
193t3_9bbsgy,"Reminder that Steven Crowder's latest CHANGE MY MIND video, ""Donald Trump is NOT a fascist"", is dropping sometime today. This one is gonna be good."
194t3_9bbse5,Stop scaring the little liberals. We're trying to blend in here comrade bots!
195t3_9bbs60,South African politician Julius Malema: “We have not called for the killing of white people. At least for now. I can’t guarantee the future.”
196t3_9bbs5g,Don't expect a blue wave with these finances. The Russia narrative isn't paying the bills.
197t3_9bbs4n,Rachel Maddow Worried DOJ Won’t Be Able To Fight The Russian Mob If Bruce Ohr’s Fired
198t3_9bbs1n,"The WALL just got 10 feet higher, ON BOTH BORDERS!! CANADA BTFO"
199t3_9bbrwr,MSM Freakout: But verbs are racist!!!
200t3_9bbruw,Captcha
201t3_9bbrtd,"Australia intends to ban US government contractor turned Obama celebrity leaker, Bradley Manning, from country ahead of his book tour"
202t3_9bbrm9,FOR YOU down vote brigade shills & cucks!
203t3_9bbrkk,WELL THAT BACKFIRED! - Donald Trump Jr. at it again on Instagram with the truth!
204t3_9bbrie,22 Islamic Compounds Exist in U.S. - THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
205t3_9bbrfs,"The failing NFL is now paying Aaron Rodgers $33,500,000 guaranteed money. He's arrogant and injury prone. Go Packers! (not) In the meantime, fake black guy is still shilling for Kaepernick, who became useless as a QB."
206t3_9bc1x0,debunking Tip Top
207t3_9bc1w0,"I last reported ""White Genocide Worldwide"" on August 17th. It seems something happened at Facebook to change their minds about this."
208t3_9bc1ce,"We got the best ladies, don't we? Courtesy of r/hottiesfortrump"
209t3_9bc196,How a twenty-year-old movie foretold the Mueller witch hunt
210t3_9bc153,"Two types of reactions to this headline. [Low IQ Liberal Sheep]: “MONKEY? BLACK PEOPLE? RACIST DOG WHISTLE!!! REEEEE!!!” / [Conservative]: “Did he actually say that? Let me look at the full clip.. oh, another misleading headline, per usual. Fk race, I don’t agree with Socialism period”."
211t3_9bc146,Instagram Bans Gay Pro-Trump Account • Milo
212t3_9bc0z7,"""Gladiator - What is Your Name?"" ""My name is Donald John Trump. Son to a beleaguered country, inheritor of a butchered economy, servant to a disenfranchised electorate, but we shall reap our Victory, in this term and the next."""
213t3_9bc0y9,US Steel and EPA agree to $75M cleanup and restoration project in Minnesota!
214t3_9bc0w5,This simple monkey wrench defines the spark differences between Conservatives and Liberals.
215t3_9bc0j5,"Keep up the boycott, folks. It’s working. �"
216t3_9bc0ck,Democrats Just Confirmed Lots Of Trump's Judges So They Could Skip Town (LOW ENERGY)
217t3_9bc04z,Canada voices optimism on Nafta and says auto deal reached - MarketWatch
218t3_9bbzyj,"""You Can't be Both ""Pro Military"" and ""Pro Second Amendment"""" - according to this confused asshat"
219t3_9bbzwa,WTF: Judge drops charges against three New Mexico Jihadist compound suspects
220t3_9bbzvh,"Garbage spew like the is why you'll NEVER eclipse Jordan, LOSER."
221t3_9bbzii,DICK'S Blames New Gun Policy For Weak Sales
222t3_9bbzhk,"George Soros, Tom Steyer Spent Big for Socialist Surprise Winner Andrew Gillum in Florida [I hope Trump administration investigate Soros Foundation. They can start with Soros influencing elections domestic and international etc]"
223t3_9bbzfu,Pence visits Michigan to boost GOP Senate candidate
224t3_9bbz66,"I think that I'm now bi-curious, since I am falling in lust with a man. His name is Lauren Southern. Will I still be accepted here in the conservative community as a bisexual male?"
225t3_9bbz0x,The faces when Pantifa is more white than the NRA(which is actually very diverse).
226t3_9bbym0,"Cuck Macron Declares War on Salvini-Orban Bloc, ‘I Am Their Chief Adversary’"
227t3_9bbydp,Or maybe it was because of their knee-jerk reaction to Parkland shooting?
228t3_9bbybp,Trudeau says there may be a deal. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
229t3_9bby45,Twitter is garbage. Looking at GEOTUS posts and this is their recommendation
230t3_9bca0u,A judge has dismissed charges against 3 defendants in the case of children found in a squalid desert compound in New Mexico because prosecutors missed a 10 day filing deadline! What the heck?
231t3_9bc9xf,Saw this pile of garbage today
232t3_9bc9x1,"Whoop whoop! Hope everyone having a good one! Enjoy a tune, lets keep that HIGH-ENERGY going! Kinks ~ Cadillac!!!!"
233t3_9bc9k6,NOT THE Onion: Judge dismisses ALL charges against Muslim extremists in New Mexico Compound
234t3_9bc9gd,"came across this today, instantly loved it"
235t3_9bc90x,"You made it! Noon is over! You're almost over with the work day! Enjoy some feel-good, 'Golden Age' rap. BDK ~ Taste of Chocolate."
236t3_9bc904,WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING F*** ???
237t3_9bc8pb,Judge dismisses all charges against new mexico compound terrorist
238t3_9bc8mt,A Senator who never takes a position on any issue while Senator can become President.
239t3_9bc8iv,Judge dismisses all charges against 3 ‘extremist Muslim’ New Mexico compound subjects.
240t3_9bc8fx,Teen Arrested After Fight Over MAGA Hat
241t3_9bc8eo,"Guys, I did a thing..."
242t3_9bc8dm,Judge dismisses charges against 3 suspects in NM compound case
243t3_9bc8aq,Here is Rod Rosenstein Saying He Would Not Appoint a Special Counsel During His Confirmation (Skip to 2:28)
244t3_9bc80a,The left calls us terrorists when activist judges do this crap? Liberal judges are the real terrorists!
245t3_9bc7uq,ENLIST NOW AND DESTROY BUZZFEED ONCE AND FOR ALL
246t3_9bc7qz,"BREAKING � State Department URGENT Press Conference with Heather Nauert - August 29, 2018"
247t3_9bc7ow,"This falls under, ""You've got to be kidding me!!"""
248t3_9bc7jt,When the justice department goes full retard
249t3_9bc7dx,"Rotten Tomatoes To Diversify Their Reviews In Response Of Being ‘Too Male, Too White’"
250t3_9bc7cc,(Stossel) Social Media Censorship II
251t3_9bc76p,DEMOCRAT Judge Jeff McElroy dismissed ALL charges for 3 Islamic compound in New Mexico. DISGUSTING.
252t3_9bc73e,3 Extremist Muslims in New Mexico compound released on BS New Mexico State rules!!!!
253t3_9bc729,Amazing! Positive coverage in the usually cucked New Zealand media praising GEOTUS for halting South African land expropriations from white farmers. This is VERY unusual!
254t3_9bc6h7,WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
255t3_9bci2k,FBI: No evidence proving Hillary Clinton's email servers were compromised
256t3_9bci23,Dave Smith ridiculing John Brennan's interview With Bill Maher
257t3_9bci0c,Merkel’s Nightmare: Now German Far-Left Wants Borders Closed!!!
258t3_9bchvf,Cant believe this was shadowbanned HERE!
259t3_9bchv3,Cant believe this was shadowbanned HERE!
260t3_9bchtw,ARE TPU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
261t3_9bchtn,WTF our Justice Department is messed up Judge dismisses all charges against 3 'extremist Muslim' New Mexico compound suspects
262t3_9bchp6,Fake News CNN tried to shit on Trump. Got BTFO by Sununu. Bahahahahahaha
263t3_9bchl5,Ron DeSantis' opponent in November haunted by city's corruption probe
264t3_9bcgx0,YouPorn is run by Communists.
265t3_9bcgun,I was really enjoying season two of Preacher but in the latest episode some Nazi's arrive and one is shown wearing a MAGA hat. Fuck you AMC.
266t3_9bcgrh,"Hey NYT, it takes one to know one"
267t3_9bcgn0,CNN got something correct. That is the correct date
268t3_9bcgl5,"YUGE! (if true) Alex Jones, Infowars publisher, claims he’s advising Donald Trump on internet censorship"
269t3_9bcgir,Flip Flop
270t3_9bcgeu,Turns out the protesting of Chief Wahoo from the Cleveland Indians was really just fake to get grants: Prominent Chief Wahoo protester sentenced for embezzling grant money meant to help Native Americans
271t3_9bcgar,CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Falsely Blames Antifa Violence on Black Americans
272t3_9bcfua,"Do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny."
273t3_9bcfft,"Bruce Ohr: FBI Knew About Bias Before Getting a FISA On Carter Page. FBI was aware that his wife worked for Fusion GPS, but failed to disclose that to FISC; aware of dossier author's bias, but failed to disclose that to the secret court as well."
274t3_9bcf8w,Christopher Steele Worked For Sanctioned Russian Oligarch- Oleg Deripaska While Composing Sham Dossier: Solomon
275t3_9bcf67,"I’m going to eat Mexican food and maybe have a margarita in honor of the new deal that Trump got for us. Thank you Mexico, we will take our jobs back now."
276t3_9bcf2j,Sibling pregnant teen who disappeared says it's her sister in video ringing doorbells Texas tattoos
277t3_9bcexy,A reminder that the left ruins everything...
278t3_9bcesu,Harvey Weinstein Law Firm Gave Cuomo $25K Within Weeks Of Sex Probe Suspension
279t3_9bcepg,"Minnesota: Ex-Muslim arrested, handcuffed over Muslim's complaint -- ""Not permitted to discuss religion in the Mall of America"""
280t3_9bcqgh,MEME WAR -- Meme this image of Canada's Foreign Affairs minister (and Justin Trudeau's chief NAFTA negotiator) Chrystia Freeland having dinner with George Soros
281t3_9bcpv0,The Left Hates America
282t3_9bcpl2,Trump flags an unwelcome sight in Ocean City: column
283t3_9bcp9z,Merkel must go!
284t3_9bcp24,Five midterm-election developments that aren’t getting much attention in the national media because they don’t fit the “blue wave” narrative.
285t3_9bcp18,Jack Nicklaus Backs Woods on Trump Comments: 'You Respect the Office'
286t3_9bcov1,Democrats hate black people and don't want black judges
287t3_9bcord,Judge dismisses all charges against New Mexico compound suspects
288t3_9bconk,Barack Obama on Voter Fraud in 2008: Both Parties ‘Monkeyed Around With Elections’
289t3_9bcok3,THIS--> ICE raid at Texas company nets more than 100 illegal alien arrests <---
290t3_9bcoju,It’s time for another crusade boyos
291t3_9bcog4,"Oh Kanye... NEVER apologize. Kanye West apologizes for ""slavery"" remarks"
292t3_9bcoe8,The Republican Party is now the party of President Donald J. Trump. GEOTUS helped Ron DeSantis catapult past Adam Putnam.
293t3_9bco5w,"Semper Fi, Grandpa. He was a Korean War vet. He passed ~2 years ago"
294t3_9bco25,Monkey Wrench: Conservatives versus Liberals
295t3_9bcnvl,Winfinity War: Trumpos Drains Half of the Swamp
296t3_9bcntv,"""ANTIFA is an African-American organization."" - CNN"
297t3_9bcnra,LOOK AT THIS SILLY MONKEY
298t3_9bcnnt,South Africa withdraws farmland redistribution bill after Trump tweet
299t3_9bcnjg,Democrat Abigail Spanberger Exposed for Ties to Terrorism-Linked Group
300t3_9bcnis,The Left HEARTS Lawyer Talk
301t3_9bcnaz,"Lawmakers who questioned DOJ official Bruce Ohr on Aug. 28 say there are significant discrepancies between what they learned from Ohr and testimonies given by former FBI attorney Lisa Page and Fusion GPS co-founder Glenn Simpson, suggesting that at least one among them may have lied to Congress."
302t3_9bcn2x,"""BRITAIN: 'Do It Yourself' Abortions Are A Thing Now | Daily Wire"" - What the actual F!?"
303t3_9bcmjt,Obama used the term “MONKEY AROUND” too! Where is the faux outrage?
304t3_9bcm7g,"Love seeing my European brethren say no more to illegal aliens destroying their countries, better late than never."
305t3_9bcyiv,Hey we're the Monkees!
306t3_9bcy4r,"Here we go, not even 24 hrs have passed and race baiting begins"
307t3_9bcy4d,Let’s all remember this photo. This was the last great moment for ROCKET MAN. North Korea is about to change.
308t3_9bcy29,WTF????
309t3_9bcxxt,"Trump meets with FIFA bosses. Gets a referee book with red and yellow cards, gives media a red card."
310t3_9bcxx7,"Dick's down sharply, after consumers walkaway from retailer who sells NFL player owned Under Armour & National Anthem kneeling insult! Dick's also banned so called 'assault weapons' sales!"
311t3_9bcxnj,On my Companies Corporate computer. This was not blocked a few weeks ago. I guess they decided to jump on the censorship train!
312t3_9bcxcl,CNN: AntiFa is widely perceived as an African-American organization.
313t3_9bcxci,�
314t3_9bcwsr,"DNC still denies stealing the nomination from Bernie, but they’ve just announced “historic reforms” to the nominating process so that what didn’t happen will never happen again. I wonder if they’ll let illegal immigrants vote in their primaries, too? �"
315t3_9bcwoh,Chinese Company Reportedly Hacked Every Clinton Email In Real ...
316t3_9bcwo6,"With This MAGIC WAND, I Shall Make EVERYONE DEPENDENT on the GOVERNMENT for EVERYTHING!! HAHA!! HAhahahu.......wait..."
317t3_9bcwd4,Election reactions: clinton supporter caught eating his boogers (-1:41)
318t3_9bcw9p,100% of /politics stories are left wing.
319t3_9bcw1q,I think the main investors of Big Pharma and even some of the DEA should be arrested and in some cases executed for genocide and manslaughter.
320t3_9bcw0j,Fake News Punisher
321t3_9bcvv9,WINNING: Trump Administration Says Palestinian Aid Provides 'No Value to U.S. Taxpayer'
322t3_9bcvua,We have a chance against Bob Menendez for the Senate (New Jersey)!!! DNC just bought half a million dollars in advertisements in NJ for Menendez!
323t3_9bcvk8,OOOOPSIE! Christopher Steele Worked For Sanctioned Russian Oligarch While Composing Sham Dossier
324t3_9bcvdl,Mexico will indeed pay for the wall. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it.
325t3_9bcv2l,Weinstein is trending just as a judge dismisses the compound case. #Whatever
326t3_9bcuz9,TFW you are the richest cuck in the world and get scolded by a communist beaver lord.
327t3_9bcuw1,Hey Jeffrey Toobin! Do these mugshots of Antifa members look African American? More lies courtesy of CNN.
328t3_9bcuvz,Dick's really taking a beating after treating with NFL Players who own Under Armour & betrayal of our 2A right's
329t3_9bd6dv,THESE PEOPLE ARE FREAKING STUPID. They fell for the bait AGAIN and I think this was the easiest one yet. Of course it wasn't compromised. It wasn't hacked. ACCESS TO THE SERVER WAS GRANTED!!!
330t3_9bd69o,DeVos prepping new rules on sexual misconduct standards for campuses: report
331t3_9bd68o,I am offended!
332t3_9bd5yn,Ohr speaks! (Behind closed doors)
333t3_9bd5lt,"""Australia issues notice of plan to ban whistle-blower Chelsea Manning."" Let's hope New Zealand bans this traitorous dude too!"
334t3_9bd5jt,I will just leave this here....
335t3_9bd4zn,CNN starts out all excited because polls show that
336t3_9bd4vv,NPR Just Delivered A Headshot To The Anti-Gun Left's School Shooting Narrative
337t3_9bd4i4,Libturd UNBRILLIANT Minds reference an example of the Liberal Echo Chamber Media to argue against the existence of Mostly Negative on Trump Liberal Echo Chamber Media.
338t3_9bd4fg,Rachel Maddow Worried DOJ Won’t Be Able To Fight The Russian Mob If Bruce Ohr’s Fired ��
339t3_9bd48k,Andrew Gillum says Trump act won't play in Florida after 'monkey' comment by Ron DeSantis
340t3_9bd43f,Winfinity War: Trumpos Drains Half of the Swamp
341t3_9bd3xv,"By May, Hurricane Maria Had Claimed 64 Puerto Rican Lives; In August It Was 1,400; Now It’s 3,000."
342t3_9bd3pi,5 Books To Send Your Conservative Collegiate Off To School With
343t3_9bd3lb,Bono is a Complete Idiot
344t3_9bd3kh,Jeb! makes door openers. Who knew!?
345t3_9bd38w,What MAGA means to me
346t3_9bd36h,The hidden Trump voters that may save him and the GOP in November
347t3_9bd2xh,"Chuckie must have lots of time on his hand (he deosn't, NY is in shambles) Chuck Schumer Wants to Rename Senate Russell Building After John McCain"
348t3_9bd2va,"Little early for throwback Thursday, but just a reminder what happened the last time a progressive socialist regime tried to fuck with true blue blooded Americans and take over the world."
349t3_9bd2eu,"Antifa is a Domestic Terrorist Organization, and CNN's Defense of Them Is Inexcusable"
350t3_9bd1tq,Why Liberals never learn lessons from their own history
351t3_9bd1sr,Buck Sexton: Can CNN be trusted?
352t3_9bd1sh,"I gotta hand it to the left, their fear mongering is superb."
353t3_9bd1pb,Harrasement In The Workplace
354t3_9bdecx,Hungary: Soros University Suspends Programmes for Migrants
355t3_9bde21,"Did I do this right? Popped my ""you're a TD poster"" cherry today!"
356t3_9bddwc,"The End of London. Prepare Yourself. As crime rates skyrocket London Mayor Sadiq Khan responded to a suspected terror attack by suggesting that vehicles be banned in certain parts of the city. So you can't cut your meat, defend yourself, say what you want online or, now, drive. The muslimes have won"
357t3_9bdduu,"'We Are the Clouds From Which the Snowflakes Fell': Mike Rowe Takes on College Kids' Stress | We need to ask ourselves, 'What have we done here?'"
358t3_9bddr9,The Trump curse comes for the new Star Trek series.
359t3_9bddl2,"Sorry, Democrats. You don't get to attack us and then blame it all on black people."
360t3_9bddgp,I love it when patriots own the leftist invective and use against them!
361t3_9bdcl0,2018 Body Count in Sadiq Khan’s London Reaches 100 (link in comments)
362t3_9bdcjr,"Illegal ordered to be deported FIVE times and somehow he’s still in this country, then has the time to rape a CHILD multiple times!"
363t3_9bdcia,Parent of Victim at Parkland Shooting Demonized for Wearing a Trump Shirt *HIS RESPONSE
364t3_9bdcgb,"FANTASTIC NEWS! CNN ANNOUNCES INFOWARS TO BE REINSTATED TO FACEBOOK, GOOGLE, YOUTUBE, APPLE"
365t3_9bdcab,What is going on?!
366t3_9bdc8m,Here's a coincidence for you: Cuomo suspended Weinstein probe 6 days after getting a $25K donation from his former lawyer
367t3_9bdc4z,Somebody better wake up sleepy. This is his last chance as attorney general to do the right thing. Or else the people are going to start taking things into their own hands.
368t3_9bdc11,Stunning Canadian Trade Reversal Now Seems Increasingly Likely – Nervous Freeland/Trudeau Trying to Position for Political Face Saving…
369t3_9bdc10,Facebook Expands ‘Watch’ Video Platform Amid Conservative Purge
370t3_9bdc0w,Mexican Cartel Boss Offers $100K for Assassination of Breitbart Texas Writer—Arrested Within Days
371t3_9bdbo9,LOVE THIS MAN! --> Trump Administration Says Palestinian Aid Provides 'No Value to U.S. Taxpayer'
372t3_9bdbjy,Does this meal Elizabeth Warren is a racist?
373t3_9bdbbc,Attorney General Jeff Sessions Delivers Remarks to the Joint Interagency Task Force South
374t3_9bdb63,At what point will they be held accountable for their actions?
375t3_9bdb4m,Leftist “idealism”
376t3_9bdaw9,The hypocrisy is real..
377t3_9bdalh,THEY'RE ANIMAL CRACKERS
378t3_9bdajk,"10 Times Google's Far-Left, Anti-Trump Bias Was Exposed"
379t3_9bdlzx,The truth about evil. Our leaders talk a great deal about vanquishing the forces of evil. But their rhetoric reveals a failure to accept that cruelty and conflict are basic human traits
380t3_9bdlt3,Let’s take a break from the McCain saint worship and remember he called his ex-wife a “cunt.”
381t3_9bdlsi,AG Sessions meets with JTTF drug smuggling goons! Claims most overdoses due to illegal drugs from overseas giving a big pass to Big Pharma!
382t3_9bdlsa,Stunning Canadian Trade Reversal Now Seems Increasingly Likely – Nervous Freeland/Trudeau Trying to Position for Political Face Saving…
383t3_9bdlej,Deep questions about Klantifa
384t3_9bdldv,"New hero of the liberals, John McCain, ever heard about the USS Forrestal ? ���Investigating John McCain's Tragedy at Sea"
385t3_9bdlbx,"London in 1967. When the people were thin, the girls were pretty, the streets were English and majority white and not a single Allah was being Ackbar-ed..."
386t3_9bdl6x,Newly compiled research indicates a widely reported study claiming the US has huge share of world’s gun killings is wildly off base
387t3_9bdl3r,"Over 90% of news coverage of GEOTUS is negative, but this just in: he's going to win by a landslide in 2020. Two scoops. Two womps. Two genders. TWO TERMS."
388t3_9bdkw1,"STATEMENT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE: POTUS feels strongly that North Korea is under tremendous pressure from China because of our major trade disputes with the Chinese Government. At the same time, we also know that China is providing North Korea with considerable aid...."
389t3_9bdko8,"Dicks Admits Corporate Gun Control Hurting Business (Get Woke, Go Broke, Chapter 11 Incoming)"
390t3_9bdki5,2016 study shows gun related deaths come in at less than half a percent Globally.
391t3_9bdkdg,Mexican Cartel Boss Offers $100K for Assassination of Breitbart Texas Writer—Arrested Within Days
392t3_9bdkb9,Did God hack the election?
393t3_9bdk69,Ending Racism by Ending Race
394t3_9bdjve,"LeBron James Says He Lost Popularity for Speaking Out on Social Issues, But That Won't Stop Him (Get Woke, Go BROKE)"
395t3_9bdjo0,FBI Refuses To Disclose If It Met With Intelligence Community Inspector General Over Clinton Server
396t3_9bdjl4,New law to make California first state to end bail
397t3_9bdjhh,All Charges Dropped Against Three Suspects In New Mexico ‘Jihadi’ Case
398t3_9bdjg9,Anyone remember that Eric Schmidt (Google and Alphabet CEO) was directly involved in Hillary's campaign? #StopTheBias
399t3_9bdjbc,STATEMENT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
400t3_9bdjaa,"Weak economic recovery was down to flawed policies, not secular stagnation | Joseph Stiglitz | Business ------------- Ok Pedes this a weird read. It's almost like he is a defeatist."
401t3_9bdiwv,"LeBron James: ""I'm Not Fucking with White People, That Was My Initial Thought to White America"""
402t3_9bdiu9,"...differences, they will be resolved in time by President Trump and China’s great President Xi Jinping. Their relationship and bond remain very strong."
403t3_9bdimf,Closest I could get but still beyond excited to be here!
404t3_9bdtpu,Stunning Canadian trade reversal now seems increasingly likely - Nervous Freeland/Trudeau trying to position for political face saving
405t3_9bdtnu,Can you fine Pedes help my hometown get the GEOTUS' attention? There's less than a month before the Atomic City's 75th is over.
406t3_9bdtn5,"With her creating content like this, it's easy to see how the NYT needs Sarah Jeong..."
407t3_9bdtm3,Here Are Horrifying Things From The New Mexico Terrorist Compound
408t3_9bdtil,Drinking water to be shut off at all Democrat Detroit public schools due to lead and copper poisoning.
409t3_9bdthe,That time Acosta got slapped down on Immigration policy by Miller. OOOoooooFFFFFfffFF.
410t3_9bdt9m,Tree fort Pepe says he'll come down if you build a wall to keep out the violent illegals.
411t3_9bdspn,As an eastern european/american pede- this is why I voted Trump! Honor and love your country and its values! MAGA/ MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN
412t3_9bdsnh,Any guesses how soon the sordid details of McCain and the dossier will be exposed once the festivities are over? Less than 24 hours is my guess
413t3_9bdsha,#walkaway from blaming White People for everything (This Was A Really Good One)
414t3_9bdsgo,"Larry O'Connor: Despicable race-baiting lie from The Hill. Here's the full quote: ""The last thing we need to do is to monkey this up by trying to embrace a socialist agenda with huge tax increases bankrupting the state. That is not going to work,"""
415t3_9bds6c,john mccain is a special kind of evil
416t3_9bdruy,University of Kansas Offers 'Positive Masculinity' Workshop
417t3_9bdrtw,"Carl Bernstein, Jim Sciutto Defend Botched CNN Report: 'We Stand ..."
418t3_9bdrsb,Draw Me a Picture of Corporate Greed For My Child's Snack
419t3_9bdrl3,New license plates came in today! MAGA!
420t3_9bdrjx,"DeSantis - Racist this morning, not this afternoon (screenshots from Bing search)"
421t3_9bdrix,Just when you think Vox couldn’t get worse
422t3_9bdri7,"We're trying to MAGA over here, Florida! You better not monkey it up!"
423t3_9bdrhq,“We are not the enemy of the people.”
424t3_9bdqwb,The Populist Uprising
425t3_9bdqnr,Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Implicated In $84 Million Campaign Finance Scandal.
426t3_9bdqjo,Alex Jones is under constant threats and attacks
427t3_9bdqd0,Report: Facebook Fact Checkers Claim to Be Harassed
428t3_9bdq5h,"Told the truth about McCain on r/pics, upset some snowflakes"
429t3_9bdpm4,USMC honors the Coast Guard C-130J Super Hercules aircraft -- rotating in the U.S. government) of possible disguises Hitler might attempt
430t3_9bd77v,"Police helicopter was deployed as a spam account, I got married on Sunday, I had to make this the new photo of r/PandR"
431t3_9bco2c,"Morning Joe ""shock and awe"" the morning Trump tweets are starting to wake up, just in time for Adam “Slappy” Schiff to step down, immediately"
432t3_9bbm3u,"I DON""TY UNDERSTAND THIS <ravioli.jpg> OR <pocketoli.jpg>! CAN I ~~EXECUTE~~ FOLLOW TO INCREASE MY FLESH HUMAN DEPLOYMENT"
433t3_9bb2qo,MRW I hear that Trump blocked the release date for the first time I finished it tonight
434t3_9be6bo,Ignored after first date but I'm so freaking lost
435t3_9bedwu,"Hillary Clinton, Walter Cronkite and One World Government"
436t3_9bedws,NYCFC show respect for Police And Firemen of New York City.
437t3_9bedtm,Christopher Steele Reportedly Worked For Sanctioned Russian Oligarch linked to Vladimir Putin
438t3_9bedn2,This is sickening...
439t3_9bedn0,Why Hasn't U.S. Attorney John Huber Talked to Bruce Ohr Yet?
440t3_9bedma,Walmart Violates Non-Discrimination Laws For Denying Woman Rifle Purchase
441t3_9bed48,"CNN - Day, after day, story, after story, after story..."
442t3_9bed3a,Just a reminder that a person was investigated to find a crime rather than a crime investigated to find the person. Dangerous times we are living in
443t3_9bed07,Coming Soon: Very Expensive Taxpayer Funded Healthcare For Illegal Aliens in California
444t3_9becxg,"A team of mostly foreign born players,playing a sport not of American origins, Still manage to stand for our national anthem! Shame on you NFL!!"
445t3_9becrx,"Trump stage rusher: One year later, he says he'd do it again"
446t3_9becqt,"Well, NPR Just Delivered A Headshot To The Anti-Gun Left's School Shooting Narrative"
447t3_9becln,a bit of beauty in this world of crude
448t3_9bechf,Just gonna leave this here...
449t3_9becgt,"Yes, yes, yes... Hahaha this is too funny"
450t3_9becch,"In Florida, this song is now racist"
451t3_9beccg,but spicy food bruh
452t3_9bec8e,Planned Parenthood jokes about the heads being stuck and dismembering babies
453t3_9bec86,US. Customs and Border Protection officers seized more than 400 pounds of narcotics valued at over $1.6 million and arrested 10 wanted fugitives in San Diego and Imperial Valley counties over the past weekend.
454t3_9bec5z,A Breach In The Wall Of Liberal Media Control
455t3_9bec5n,BREAKING: Ron DeSantis Involved In Production of Racist Air Bud movie Monkey Up? Next on CNN!
456t3_9bec56,This is getting really annoying. It's not a dog whistle if EVERYONE hears it
457t3_9bec2w,Liberals gonna be all threat level midnight on this.
458t3_9bec2l,Spoiled women of Iran and Saudi Arabia should learn what real sexist oppression and tyranny looks like...
459t3_9bec06,“An alarming capitulation by Google on Human Rights” - How a coalition of 14 of the Worlds leading human rights groups described Google's act of censoring internet in China for the Chinese Government. But don't worry guys it's just a crazy right-wing conspiracy.
460t3_9ber6a,Keep draining that swamp
461t3_9ber07,I love Trump shitting all over Bernstein. Best time line ever.
462t3_9beqt6,Con Lemon
463t3_9beqpv,HARD LEFT
464t3_9beqi6,Liberals are like Michael Scott on diversity day.
465t3_9beq9d,Tell me more about how trump tweeted about China hacking Clinton’s email with “no evidence”
466t3_9bepi9,Let's monkey this up
467t3_9bep4u,Trump should propose to end all H1B programs to put a stop to foreign interference in social media and search engine algorithms
468t3_9beotk,"Mexipornia Certified: Mexican Soldiers Seize Four Tons of Meth, Lab near California Border"
469t3_9beosb,"I found a copy of the ""2017-18 Planning to Change the World, A Plan Book for Social Justice Teachers"". Every day's teaching agenda is oddly similar."
470t3_9beor9,Is Google Rigged?
471t3_9beojt,Dem strategist: States need to push for health-care alternatives because Dem Obamacare system doesn't work
472t3_9beod8,Scott Adams - Jeffrey Toobin’s TDS and Whatnot
473t3_9beo9k,A tweet from a slightly danker timeline.
474t3_9beo6j,Posting A Picture of the Cuomo Boys Every Day Until Andrew Cuomo is Removed From Office - Day 12
475t3_9beo12,"The Kenyan on between two ferns... loses his cool, bigly."
476t3_9benvn,Peach Mints Lead To A Holy Terror
477t3_9benmg,Bruce ohr exposes even deeper cesspit on FBI Dossier
478t3_9beng8,South Africa crackdown on white farmers: Mayor rages ‘why are they afraid of losing land?'
479t3_9bend2,"Trump Wins Again: Low-Energy Dems Want To Go Home, Confirm 15 Federal Lifetime Judges!!!"
480t3_9ben6v,This is absolute BS!
481t3_9bemxt,Wise words from Davy Crockett
482t3_9bemwu,"""Moral high ground and logic"""
483t3_9bemu5,McCuck Is An Asshole Even In The After Life
484t3_9bemtb,"MISSING CUCK ALERT: If you see this cuck, please call the the National Center for Missing Cucks at 1-800-MIA-CUCK."
485t3_9bey0b,"Guess which 2 will be speaking at McCain's funeral, and which 1 is not allowed to even attend."
486t3_9bexu9,"A little history on Google's home page. They have always been biased. A month ago they put a Mexican immigration activist on their home page Maria Hernandez, who worked to get more illegals in the country and also protect them. They are always putting liberal content on their front page."
487t3_9bexqd,Globalist Enemy - Fear of a Trump Planet (multi-platinum record in record stores now)
488t3_9bexpk,IT'S SO EASY
489t3_9bexpi,Chrystia Freeland’s so-called friends in Mexico bid her adios on NAFTA
490t3_9bexl1,"Cuomo isn’t feminist enough for Cynthia Nixon because he won’t allow the room to be at egg-incubating temperature. (Also, she’s coming across as an angry lesbian in this debate and people don’t like that. )"
491t3_9bexh5,Undercover Huber: When @CNN insist they have multiple reliable sources for a story ‏
492t3_9bewve,Ireland agrees to take in migrants from boat stranded off Italian coast for almost a week
493t3_9bewt6,Unbelievable! Texts show police chief told Chapel Hill officers to stay back amid 'Silent Sam' protest
494t3_9bewrl,Sorry but it's true
495t3_9bewqr,"Gohmert Slams FBI’s Claim That No Evidence Was Found Regarding Hillary Clinton Server Breach By Chinese Hackers -- ""very deceptive"""
496t3_9bewni,"Appropriate to rename it Obama Boulevard since this street in the high crime ghetto, formerly called Rodeo with torn up storefronts, graffiti, filth and dirt everywhere is the polar opposite of Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills"
497t3_9bewll,Professor criticizes 'relentlessly corporate' LGBT movement
498t3_9bew7v,"Alisyn, wipe off that grin, YOU ARE FAKE NEWS."
499t3_9bew18,Hands in his own lap. Very respectful.
500t3_9bew0z,Reported Russia probe source at center of whistleblower complaint over Pentagon contracts
501t3_9bew0n,No Further Evidence Needed: Hate-Filled McCain Family Does Not Invite Sarah Palin to Attend Funeral…
502t3_9bevnq,fake fucking news doing what they do best... lying and ginning up non-existent divisions.
503t3_9bevgf,Damnit Curious George! Stop being racist!
504t3_9beve6,Pepe connectin' dots
505t3_9bevdy,FBI Refuses To Confirm Or Deny ICIG Warned Of Clinton Server Intrusion
506t3_9bev82,Just a picture of the best President my country could have.
507t3_9bev59,Ann Coulter can be a salty to our POTUS but she still gets it right
508t3_9bev4t,Cuomo called Nixon a “corporation” and complained that she bribed the mayor to stop helicopters from flying over outdoor Shakespeare performances. NY Pedes will be getting a socialist gov soon.
509t3_9bev2x,Trump does not drink or smoke either. See? He is just like Hitler! I told you he was Hitler! /s
510t3_9bf4sf,Change My Mind: Trump Is Not A Fascist | Louder With Crowder
511t3_9bf4kp,"Look at my previous post. Searching ""infowars"" in the News section on Bing yields ZERO results. ""Poop"" yields unlimited results under same news section ."
512t3_9bf4d6,I guess the Jungle book is off limits now too!
513t3_9bf4ax,HQ is so racist...
514t3_9bf414,Change My Mind: Trump Is Not A Fascist
515t3_9bf3t8,Steven Crowder's Change My Mind: Trump Is Not A Fascist in front of White House
516t3_9bf3sw,Change My Mind: Trump Is Not A Fascist | Louder With Crowder
517t3_9bf3qv,Gingrich: Primaries have set stage for red wave in November
518t3_9bf3mt,Very Fake News
519t3_9bf35o,Unfuckingbelievable!
520t3_9bf2ql,Post things that trigger commies.
521t3_9bf2jh,"AFL-CIO President says NAFTA revisions will better serve workers in the U.S., Mexico and Canada. ""The only clear winners so far have been the global corporations. This (new deal) is trying to reverse that in many areas."""
522t3_9bf2ho,The Ultimate Trump Trolling???
523t3_9bf2f6,Canada's Trudeau says NAFTA deal possible by Friday
524t3_9bf291,� - OBAMA DIDN’T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE - �Politico: An ambitious U.S. task force targeting Hezbollah's billion-dollar criminal enterprise ran headlong into the White House's desire for a nuclear deal with Iran. LINK TO SCANDAL IN COMMENTS
525t3_9bf27n,Congressman Louie Gohmert (TX-01) released the following statement today regarding the claim made by the FBI that they have ‘not found any evidence’ regarding Hillary Clinton’s serving being breached:
526t3_9bf269,WHAT HAPPENED AT THIS YEARS BOHEMIAN GROVE 2018???
527t3_9bf1zm,"White Genocide not slowing down in Canada. Trudeau to ""ensure small businesses hire immigrants over Canadian citizens."" ""policy paper called “Feminist Government”"". Taxpayer-funded ""to make sure immigrants, especially immigrant women, not only get their first job but are promoted"""
528t3_9bf1qv,"Tucker Carlson just now: ""I guess the problem I have with it is, Antifa reserves for itself the right to hurt people and destroy property on the basis of it's judgement [of who is a fascist]"" ANTIFA is a terrorist organization. Another failure of Jeff Sessions."
529t3_9bf1mw,"""Fuck the NRA"" douche runs for office. Makes the mistake of taking on Tucker Carlson. Most savage, brutal Tuck sesh I have ever seen."
530t3_9bf1gz,How to prevent terror attacks
531t3_9bf143,Since we're talking about meme wars. Let me take you back with a blast from the past. Circa early Meme war I (MW1)
532t3_9bf0oz,Bing.. Zero results? Bogus.
533t3_9bf0c4,Is GEOTUS truly GEOTUS?
534t3_9bfasp,"CNN has not ""confirmed"" if it's real.....ummm what.."
535t3_9bfap6,NYC Pede here. For a few weeks this b/s was on my way to work in it’s glitz and glamour ....life moves pretty fast
536t3_9bfa9r,Google bias
537t3_9bfa5z,Kavanaugh Confirmation Hearing
538t3_9bfa4r,Dick's quarterly financials suck dicks because of anti-2A policies
539t3_9bf9vx,Change My Mind: Trump Is Not A Fascist | Louder With Crowder
540t3_9bf9rd,BREAKING: Thousands of Hillary’s emails were not viewed! Feinstein had a Chinese spy working for her in a high position for over 20 years! Multiple sources say China hacked Hillary’s Private server! Senator asks Strozk if he was aware of a foreign country that has access to HRC server! Yahoo news:
541t3_9bf9pu,How times have changed. But I guess getting your feelings hurt is a bigger issue than an actual block buster bomb crashing into your family room....
542t3_9bf9p8,White hatred is encouraged by Twitter
543t3_9bf9kz,AWESOME! Watch: Kanye West Says Trump Wants To Be The 'Greatest President' For Black Americans...
544t3_9bf9i1,� Did someone say post triggers? �
545t3_9bf9dk,Bill Clinton and his wife were always protected.
546t3_9bf91t,"Nothing to see here, just the Managing Editor of Snopes calling for White Genocide!"
547t3_9bf8z4,The Anti-Defamation League is behind the conspatorial collusion of *all* social media and Internet giants to censor content based on criteria that the Anti-Defamation League itself created
548t3_9bf8xp,The war on guns: John Lott
549t3_9bf8qf,#metoo
550t3_9bf8k5,Israel Behind Facebook Censorship - Ben Swann
551t3_9bf8iq,With all this NAFTA talk i was interested in studying Ross Perot who originally warned us about NAFTA 25 years ago. Came accross these gems. Ross Perot was MAGA before MAGA was cool.
552t3_9bf8fk,US cracking down on citizenship for hundreds of Hispanics along border
553t3_9bf7qy,"How the Radical, Lunatic Left loses elections. #WalkAway"
554t3_9bf7qb,JR. LETTING IT RIP. FAKE NEWS CNN IS DIGGING A BIGGER AND BIGGER HOLE. BUNCH OF MORONS
555t3_9bf7m5,"Institutional Islamic pedophillia, the America liberals want"
556t3_9bf7hi,"Canada welcomes sharia law. ""Take a look, a cow is being butchered the halal way on Eid-al-Adha as a sacrifice,"" just the usual Toronto festival. It was alive? Maybe? ""Halton police investigating cow skinning video in Milton"". Close borders, don't give your country to the Third World as Canada did."
557t3_9bf7h2,The tale of 3 Presidents: Most Black Folks in Jail; Most Black Folks on Welfare; Most Black Folks with Jobs.
558t3_9bf7fu,No. The daily caller did NOT make up fake news about hillarys emails being hacked
559t3_9bf2hf,[I Ate] Asian chicken with roasted garlic potatoes
560t3_9bemr0,Is there a way to gather evidence of my parents home
561t3_9bfo0r,"The left loves socialism. Socialism means big overreaching government, minimized freedoms, dependence on the state, state-approved theft, and murder. The left wants it desperately, and they can get stuffed."
562t3_9bfnzi,Consumer confidence at 18 year high! MAGA
563t3_9bfnpk,There's a New Street Coming to Los Angeles. And no it’s not named after Mr Michelle Obama �����
564t3_9bfnd0,Libtards out in full force tonight. Let’s see them downvote this.
565t3_9bfn3c,ITS HERE: Trump Is Not A Fascist | Change My Mind: Louder With Crowder
566t3_9bfmzh,"The Trump curse is real, it hit home for me..."
567t3_9bfmrw,"If I say monkey and you think black, you're the racist."
568t3_9bfmga,"TOTAL FAILURE. Fool gets top comment on the President of the United States' twitter, only gets 16 shares on his dishonest report."
569t3_9bfmes,Chelsea Manning banned from entering Australia
570t3_9bfmdx,"One year ago, I came out with a video talking about the coming censorship of YouTube. Welp, I was mostly proven right. Sad."
571t3_9bflvo,"One down, two to go. Makes you wonder why the old hags have been so quiet lately. #ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmm"
572t3_9bflqg,Canada stunned and worried about President Trump's trade threats
573t3_9bflg2,"A Chinese state-owned company reportedly hacked former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s email server, then inserted code that forwarded them a copy of virtually every email she sent or received"
574t3_9bfl4s,Alex Jones is back! But what is f*ucked up is not only how there was obvious coordination in his banning; they also coordinated to unban him. This is a trick to try to ease the pressure on looking into these censoring media monopolies. Don't let it work! Trump's statement has them scared!
575t3_9bfl3m,Steven Crowder Trolls Leftists
576t3_9bfkuw,Democrats are idiots
577t3_9bfkuc,Illegals Immigrants get free passes from DHHS in Nebraska
578t3_9bfkm7,"They got to Kanye, pedes. :("
579t3_9bfkfm,"Stephen A. Smith tries to revoke ABL's black card. Ends up encouraging spousal abuse, misgendering 2 WNBA teams. (PARODY)"
580t3_9bfk5f,"Army Vet exposed as ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. No thanks for your service, go home!"
581t3_9bfjvx,"FLASHBACK: SESSIONS WANTED A SECOND SPECIAL COUNSEL IN 2016 In An Interview With TruNews On Election Night, The Would-Be Attorney General Said The Appointment Was Months Overdue."
582t3_9bfjuz,“He used the MTA like an ATM” - Cuomo family oligarchy obvious on all sides except for Hillary Clinton's infamous clique faction
583t3_9bfjnv,Change My Mind: Trump Is Not A Fascist Crowder sets up in front of the White House. BitChute link because Cucktube sucks!
584t3_9bfjix,Report: NY Democrat-Socialist Julia Salazar Allegedly Lied About Being Jewish Immigrant
585t3_9bfjfx,"Based Dershowitz ruins fake news CNN on their ""Trump Tower Report"""
586t3_9bfus1,Boycott Kore Clothing. Kicked out kid for MAGA hat
587t3_9bfurb,Who's ready?
588t3_9bfuot,"""GET USED TO IT"": Back in 2016 ... 80% of economists surveyed believed the potential growth rate of the American economy will remain at 2.5 percent or lower over the next five years."
589t3_9bfum5,John McCain’s First Wife Breaks Her Silence To Expose What He Did To Her
590t3_9bfuk4,Trump: 'I don't do it for the polls'
591t3_9bfugr,Lol
592t3_9bfuf9,"Shareholder proposal assails [Apple’s] Cook for China policy, SPLC donations"
593t3_9bfu7y,"Trudeau government brushes aside Trump’s threats as it returns to NAFTA bargaining table - Sure - Boat has sailed - SoiBoi Trudeau wants his team to make a deal as quickly as possible, but it was not clear how much urgency he feels to sign on by Friday - Urgency or Panic? - Latter"
594t3_9bfu13,According to the New York Times Putin Rules America
595t3_9bftpu,CNN THE FAKE NEWS: President Trump puts Sloppy Bernstein in his place for spreading L.I.E.S.
596t3_9bftoi,When liberals start brigading
597t3_9bftog,Sarah Sanders Finally Resigns......
598t3_9bftl4,"If there are any conservatives at all left in California, I urge you to consider leaving ASAP: California Senate votes to raise age for buying long guns to 21"
599t3_9bftim,"White Farm Murders in South Africa, Crime or Punishment? | Foreign Correspondent"
600t3_9bftga,The Bigger the Government...
601t3_9bftb6,Public and social services jobs: the economic lifeline in communities across Ontario - Behind the Numbers - Government jobs are the Economic Lifeline? - They do not create wealth - They consume it - This graph is horrific
602t3_9bft9u,"Walk away, stay, whatever, THEY DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE"
603t3_9bft35,"Trump Unleashes On ""Degenerate Fool"" Carl Bernstein Over ""Fake News""; CNN Responds"
604t3_9bfsum,The Big Lie-bowski
605t3_9bfsmg,What Trump will have to do next in his quest to terminate NAFTA - and how his plan might fail - Its done - The new government in Mexico is more important than SoiBoi and his petulants - You can recover and be in - Or be outside
606t3_9bfsll,11 Companies That Surprisingly Collaborated With the Nazis
607t3_9bfs8x,"Can't make this shit up!! Communist sub up in arms over having to pay for education...WHO DO THEY THINK WILL PAY FOR THEIR ""FREE"" UNIVERSITIES?"
608t3_9bfs6z,Kamala Harris Bill Asks Federal Taxpayers to Subsidize California Resident's High Housing Costs
609t3_9bfryp,This shit is infuriating!
610t3_9bfruo,Donald Trump’s take-it-or-leave-it NAFTA threat against Canada has experts questioning legality - You want one lump or two? - Question all you want the deal is there sign or not - SoiBoi did not participate - Now SoiBoi can elect to be in or treated as a total outsider - Not our problem
611t3_9bg0zo,WHY WOULD NELLIE OHR GET A HAM RADIO LICENSE (in May of 2016)?? � �
612t3_9bg0za,All are welcome. All lives MAGA.
613t3_9bg0ol,The Dystopian World of 1984 Explained
614t3_9bg0lb,New Antifa Bio-Class
615t3_9bg0cg,"Senate Dems brought ""a butter knife to a gunfight"" over judicial confirmations - it's interesting isn't it that this ""idiot"" (Trump) is out maneuvering all those super smart Dems."
616t3_9bfz0r,This used to be a boys backpack.
617t3_9bfyue,Aaaaaaaaahhhh...hahahahahaha. Virtual signaling doesn’t pay.
618t3_9bfyex,The Abortion Industry is caught lying to Black Americans again on a billboard outside of Dallas. This is shameful.
619t3_9bfy6e,The black community is waking up!
620t3_9bfy5o,CHANGE MY MIND: Muhammad was a pedophile.
621t3_9bfy3n,Trump deports last Nazi war criminal in US back to Germany.
622t3_9bfy2o,Perfectly spoken and 100% accurate.
623t3_9bfy20,The George Patton of politics.
624t3_9bfy0t,Witness: Fusion GPS Trump Tower participants met Clinton associate Ed Lieberman
625t3_9bfxqy,Entertainment Weekly Critic Compares Kin Movie To Sandy Hook Because A 14 Year Old Uses A Gun
626t3_9bfxqk,Time to say Goodbye to EUROPE (2018)
627t3_9bfxok,There's a video circulating the web right now showing African thugs beheading a poor defenceless innocent white farmer.
628t3_9bfxmk,Sorry Nature Called: Holy Shhh Francis Turns His Back On His Flock of Helpless Sexual Assault Victims to SERVE MOTHER NATURE!!!
629t3_9bfxg2,"Attention: If you watch this, you will definitely laugh!"
630t3_9bfxfk,This is failed U.S. President Barack Obama. He attempted to convince Americans to get use to 1% growth and that the jobs were never coming back. He and the media tried to lower the American standard in order to ease his poor performance. Donald J. Trump ruined that all.
631t3_9bfx3o,The Eternal John McCain. Are you ever really dead if you're still voting Democrat? #VotingDead
632t3_9bfx1c,"The DACA ""kids"" true intentions. Plot twist I'm a legal immigrant and I speak spanish. Told him to eat shit. I'm not blurring the username. Fuck them."
633t3_9bfwyr,Critical legal decision on Trans Mountain expansion due Thursday - This is not an overweight Chelsea Manning having a wardrobe malfunction - It is liberals having mental dyslexica
634t3_9bfwsv,BLACK LIVES MAGA
635t3_9bfwso,Hurricane Katrina (Remix) ft. Kanye West & Mike Myers
636t3_9bg76l,Oct. 26-28th we will be changing history. Major announcement this week!
637t3_9bg6uf,Washington Post has a section of their site called the Monkey Cage where they have articles about Africa. How would the left react if this was on a conservative site?
638t3_9bg6js,Media Matters made this compilation to be a hit piece on Tucker Carlson. It actually highlights how awesome Tucker is and how he believes in America First. MAGA
639t3_9bg6ji,"In light of Sessions saying he now considered arresting Julian a ""top priority""..."
640t3_9bg64n,Alex Jones reveals new formulation of Caveman
641t3_9bg64l,Buildma
642t3_9bg62g,"Shareblue declares that Muslim extremists caught red handed training children to shoot up schools and hospitals is a ""witch hunt"" in response to judge releasing those involved, despite a ritualistically murdered child buried on the property."
643t3_9bg5r9,Barbara L’Italien vows to impeach Clarence Thomas if elected
644t3_9bg5ov,We Wuz White People
645t3_9bg5mc,Calls for an emergency bill to forbid the Democrats' practice of digging up dead members to cast votes in Congress.
646t3_9bg5gg,Rush caller was spot on
647t3_9bg5aw,3 ‘extremist Muslim’ New Mexico compound suspects released after judge drops all charges
648t3_9bg53c,This did not age well at all!
649t3_9bg4y6,He really does
650t3_9bg4rn,Jeff Sessions says that Julian Assange's arrest is now 'Top Priority'. Thank you Jeff. Thank you for recusing yourself from Hillary Clinton's Email Investigation. Go ahead and prosecute Assange. He'll be forced to admit in a court of law that the DNC leak came from Seth Rich.
651t3_9bg4mi,Donald Trump’s new pinned tweet is a PR nightmare for Google.
652t3_9bg4jb,Can someone tldr this Lanny Davis CNN thing?
653t3_9bg4cy,"This makes me laugh. 1. It was written an hour ago and is at the bottom of the news feed. 2. Picture shows almost no one there. 3. First paragraph says there were “at least 1,500” people there. Does that count family and staff? FAKE NEWS!"
654t3_9bg3vc,"I don't wan't to put words in your mouth, Mr. West - but the World might explode if you made this a hashtag."
655t3_9bg3v3,NY Times' picks on Muh 1 in 5 vs real peoples'
656t3_9bg3pf,"No, Dragon energy Kanye, don't do this. :("
657t3_9bg3o4,Ayatollah Khamenei: Iran ready to abandon nuclear deal - Tells Iran's president and cabinet they cannot count on European support for landmark agreement - Khamenei set a series of conditions in May for European powers if they wanted to keep Iran in the deal - You are not important enough
658t3_9bg34x,Step 1. Take out federal loan for Lesbian Dance Theory degree. Step 2. Be mad when no one wants to hire you. Step 3. Blame capitalism. Found in r/latestagecapitalism.
659t3_9bg2xm,I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
660t3_9bg2xf,It looks like we are going to have a few socialist senators in office no matter what. This could be a new trend that will be happening more and more. Eventually all the Democrats in office will be socialist. We are on a slippery slope as that word begins to get normalized.
661t3_9bgbxc,Lil Pump gucci gang but it's awkward
662t3_9bfxsg,"You get to pick again AND come across as a spam account, I got married on Sunday, I had to make a pretty cool pattern"
663t3_9bfi3f,"Took this snap at the park is normally full, but not the one on my window for the seat"
664t3_9bgsqv,"Chinese Hacked Hillary Server, KILLED 12 CIA SOURCES While Server Was at Clinton Residence"
665t3_9bgspz,New phone homescreen updates! #Stopthebias #Getduckduckgo #MAGA
666t3_9bgs8q,Red Sox' J.D. Martinez: 'I Stand by the Constitution and the Second Amendment' | Breitbart
667t3_9bgrlg,DUELING DUNG PILES: The New York Democratic primary debate between Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Cynthia Nixon
668t3_9bgrk7,"Racist WaPo publishing an article with a picture of a black woman in their 'Monkey Cage"" section ..."
669t3_9bgqud,Gavin Newsom Vows Universal Healthcare for All of California's Illegal Immigrants - Californians this guy loves spending your hard earned money - Time to tell him GET A REAL JOB
670t3_9bgqp5,"Christy on Palestinian human right abuses in the PA, Uppsala University Low"
671t3_9bgqoc,"Meet your strawman. At birth, individuals are given a separate legal personality now called a ""strawman"". The theory holds that an individual has two personas. One of them is a physical, tangible human being, and the other as their legal person, often referred to as a legal fiction; it is owned."
672t3_9bgqe8,"This is CNN: Chris Cuomo tells Kelly Anne Conway to ""own the truth"""
673t3_9bgq8c,Just a tiny list of what Google did to help Crooked during the 2016 election
674t3_9bgpvc,"If-If-If-If you're having a rough day, let this happy memory from the past brighten your day!"
675t3_9bgpqr,When Your Secretary of State Has a Yard Sale
676t3_9bgpkd,Dumb and Dumber
677t3_9bgpin,"CNN’s Don Lemon Defends Violent Antifa: ‘No Organization Is Perfect’ - This is Delusional - One woman at the protest - told the crowd that the only job some people can get is selling drugs - Under Trump, unemployment is at record lows - Still living on Obama time"
678t3_9bgpdc,The Destructiveness of Google's New Self-Destructing Emails
679t3_9bgp5v,Sweatshop worker shows Lebron what he slaves over everyday
680t3_9bgp0t,Fuck this guy. That is all.
681t3_9bgoxu,"Drop Google! Alternatives to Gmail, Search, Chrome, and Youtube"
682t3_9bgolf,TFW you warn all the naughty children to stop misbehaving but they just won't listen...
683t3_9bgo6e,"L.A. Renames Rodeo Road (Not Rodeo Drive) 'Barack Obama Boulevard' - Should have been the one leading to the landfill, or is that reserved for the Mrs?"
684t3_9bgo34,Monkey Bars!!!!! When Will This Racism End? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
685t3_9bgo13,Hate
686t3_9bgnl9,"Mexican Soccer Player Killed in Cartel Attack near Texas Border - During the attack, a woman and her underage son were killed, while an underage girl and the family’s father were injured - Professional player could happen here"
687t3_9bgn4c,The Info War
688t3_9bgmna,"'Jesus Was A Socialist,' Says Man Who's Obviously Never Been Within 10 Feet Of A Bible"
689t3_9bgpjg,"Is it really that bad because I wasn’t making enough money for a week... this is dumb an insignificant, but does not work"
690t3_9bh23r,"Why is casey neistat's recent donation video getting so much attention on Kendrick Lamar ""called out"" for his comments?"
691t3_9bh7vn,"Every big-name politician has enemies they despise, and Trump probably wouldn't have gone to the funeral anyway, but has anyone actually been as PETTY as John McCain to EXPLICITLY block MULTIPLE people from attending their funerals? In death, McCain fully confirms he is a petty schmuck"
692t3_9bh7cl,Ex-KGB officer Yuri Bezmenov warned this would happen. Americans educated in their own country to hate their own country and love communism.
693t3_9bh6vf,... this meme is too well done not to post ... i did not make it
694t3_9bh6u3,Antifa fools interrupt a Blue Lives Matter march in Philadelphia... BIG MISTAKE
695t3_9bh69w,DNC - KEITH ELLISON INVESTIGATION
696t3_9bh4xz,"For the record, the White House followed flag protocol. From the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs. ""The flag is to be flown at half-staff at all federal buildings, grounds and naval vessels in the Washington, D.C., area on the day and day after the death of a United States senator..."""
697t3_9bh4cm,This Monkey Bread is offensive.
698t3_9bh421,"""Agencies warn Trump’s latest aid cuts already hitting Palestinians hard"". Don't care. For years, the billions of ""Foreign Aid"" they received was spent on bombs, rockets, tunnels and paying terrorists for blowing themselves up. Why should anyone borrow money to give it to terrorists anyway?"
699t3_9bh3os,"Ann Coulter: if Trump does not build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border and temporarily halt immigration to the country, ""In one generation this country is going to be South Africa. This is it. This it."""
700t3_9bh3oa,"When more people are watching reruns of ""Love it or List it"" than your prime time news."
701t3_9bh3ec,Look At All This Racism!!! AAAARRRGGGHHHH.....
702t3_9bh2kp,"South Sudanese criminals in Australia learned from Somali terrorists in Minnesota? ""Refugees stole $6 million in elaborate childcare scam"". ""netted $6.2 million over a four-month period in 2015"" ""from taxpayers"". No war in South Sudan, ""refugees"" are temporary, send them all back, or suffer."
703t3_9bh2jg,"Also excluded from McCain funeral: Sarah Palin, his own running mate, who endured so much abuse as a result of signing up to his presidential run. What a schmuck this guy was. Clearly hated all true-blue conservatives. He used her."
704t3_9bh28n,"Rebellions are built on hope! The kids aren't so bad! - Trump Has Changed How Teens View the News, The Atlantic"
705t3_9bh1gj,DAMN! The Clinton/Obama/Trump Data is ON RECORD!
706t3_9bh1ar,Alex Jones Caught with Tranny Porn: Genius Publicity Stunt?
707t3_9bh16r,Jelllo Donald!
708t3_9bh0cb,"""Farm Murders Are Real, They Are Taking The Land"" – South African Reveals The Truth!"
709t3_9bh051,"Trump Drops Joint Military Exercises — Warns Of More, ‘Bigger Than Ever Before’ If Talks Fail"
710t3_9bgzq7,“Sloppy” “Degenerate fool” hahahahaha! I love this timeline!
711t3_9bgzpy,Kent State Girl vs. SJW's (Who's up for an Open Carry Rally?)
712t3_9bgz54,"Remember when Slate endorsed this book? I sure do! Unfortunately, Fanaticism rots your brain quite fast."
713t3_9bgxim,"Just an extremist muslim compound in the middle of no where, no big whoop. Nothing to investigate here..."
714t3_9bgxcj,There are 22 Muslim terror training camps for Jihad in the USA. Some Jihadis are running & winning as Democrats. FBI says it can’t do anything about it.
715t3_9bgxab,Canada's Justine Castreau keeps an eye out for a NAFTA deal with Daddy Trump as early as this Friday.
716t3_9bhcgl,Shit is getting to a tipping point.
717t3_9bhblx,I Made a New Fox News TV schedule. Let me know what you guys think. I think this would increase ratings dramatically !!!!
718t3_9bhbhk,Monkey... mon-KUH-eey... monkey! Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?
719t3_9bhbcc,Yikes!
720t3_9bhatw,Liberals in the wild. I GOT ASSAULTED!!
721t3_9bhaj5,SESSIONS WATCH
722t3_9bha64,Racist. As. Fuck.
723t3_9bh9nn,Hollywood Wants Gun Control — For Everyone But Them
724t3_9bh9nc,Time to file SUIT and BOYCOTT Milton-Bradley for this RAYSISS toy...obviously meant to ridicule black people! Note: Monkeys 'of color' for fucks-sake!
725t3_9bh9mc,As pertains to Ron DeSantis’ words taken out of context. So tired of these libtards
726t3_9bh9k1,The problem of political dynasties
727t3_9bh9j9,Big-tech Tea Party
728t3_9bh8k5,Fakenews WAPO tries to blame Trump for passport fraud deportations although deep within their article they point out Bush and Obama enforced it too
729t3_9bh8e0,"""Hello, fellow kids!"" This IDIOT Poli-Sci ""professor"" spends several minutes of class on the FIRST DAY to disrespect the President of the United States with dead memes. Just...wow."
730t3_9bhdm3,The 19 Women Who Accused President Trump has fulfilled promises to drain the swamp
731t3_9bhxrp,r/LateStageCapitalism thinks that the FAILURE of our federally funded government student loan program is due to the short comings of capitalism. In reality capitalism is the antidote!
732t3_9bhwk9,University explains why it walked away from western civilization degree | Australia news
733t3_9bhwim,"How hypocritical. The cast of 'Hamilton', who decried Trump and Pence for being symbols of the supposed elite, applaud and celebrate the epitome of undeserved privilege and absurd wealth... Prince Harry, Meghan and the British Crown."
734t3_9bhwed,See the difference?
735t3_9bhwe7,Re-enactment of when Justine Trudeau found out Mexico stabbed them in the back on NAFTA.
736t3_9bhwcu,Obama Official Created A CIA Office To Censor Conservatives Before Leaving Office
737t3_9bhvc7,UN Human Rights chief al Hussein: Aung San Suu Kyi should have resigned and returned to house arrest instead of supporting military
738t3_9bhv2u,In-N-Out is getting the Chic-fil-A treatment by the libtards. In-N-Out donated $25K to the GOP and now these commies want to shut it down and boycott them.
739t3_9bhv1n,Russia gives US intel on planned chemical weapons provocation in Syria
740t3_9bhuu8,The Real World Effects of Ontarios Minimum Wage Hike! [MINI-DOCUMENTARY]
741t3_9bhu88,"Charges were DROPPED for these three Child ABUSING, Child Murdering, Muslim TERRORIST. The Judge blames the Prosecutor for taking too long."
742t3_9bhu5t,Never forget how Dicks went full communism to appease an extreme minority of anti-gun nuts. The Trump curse is real.
743t3_9bhtzf,"Steven Crowder: Trump is NOT a Fascist - Change My Mind ... Pedes, I watched the full 37 minutes ... both 'guests' were simply out of their element, quite uninformed, spewing rhetoric with no bite, and the old gal got a bit nasty at the end whereas the younger dude was just a dummy"
744t3_9bhtxo,Don't you just hate it when half a Prospect article is insane lefty logic and he other half is just common sense yet both are portrayed as equally sensible opinions?
745t3_9bht69,Is Canada Prepared for the Threat of Returning Jihadists?
746t3_9bhqyw,"""Hi mom, I think have the TDS again, please send some red pills."""
747t3_9bhqig,Joe Rogan & Peter Schiff on The Minimum Wage [VIDEO]
748t3_9bhpdi,Make America great Again!
749t3_9bhp9x,The legacy media �
750t3_9bhoml,Los Angeles is triggered: In-N-Out Just Donated $25 Thousand to the GOP!
751t3_9bho23,This is true
752t3_9bhmns,"Mollie Tibbetts, Illegal Immigrant devil on trial for First Degree Murder. When are the left going to realize illegal immigration endangers ALL OF US?"
753t3_9bhmev,Am I cool yet?
754t3_9bhmb4,WaPo wrote fake news while attacking Trump for attacking fake news. Instead of directly admitting it author wrote 'mea culpa'
755t3_9bhyoc,"Before the dark times, before the new X Game One X!"
756t3_9bi9yi,I'm just going to set the world (interactive)
757t3_9bilum,Facebook Unveils New Pre-Crime Division
758t3_9bilnu,Jeff Zucker is a cuck!
759t3_9bilnh,CORRUPTION: 'Cuomo received donation from Weinstein law firm before halting probe into his case'
760t3_9bilgu,"Vice got triggered by my Meme of Justin Castro, stamped FAKE in big red letters dead center. Now that's funny."
761t3_9bildj,"The hatred and extreme bias of me by @CNN has clouded their thinking and made them unable to function. But actually, as I have always said, this has been going on for a long time. Little Jeff Z has done a terrible job, his ratings suck, & AT&T should fire him to save credibility!"
762t3_9bilaj,Psssst Jeff! Pssst Jeff Sessions!
763t3_9bil3h,"The New York Times, and many others then, printed an article reminding the world that South African law meant ""market-related prices"" had to be paid to citizens when the government took their land. Back in 2001."
764t3_9bikx8,"Awwww shiiiiiit, Dat's WAYCIST !"
765t3_9bikx2,"The hatred and extreme bias of me by @CNN has clouded their thinking and made them unable to function. But actually, as I have always said, this has been going on for a long time. Little Jeff Z has done a terrible job, his ratings suck, & AT&T should fire him to save credibility!"
766t3_9bikpq,"President TRUMP: 'The hatred and extreme bias of me by @CNN has clouded their thinking and made them unable to function. But actually, as I have always said, this has been going on for a long time. Little Jeff Z has done a terrible job, his ratings suck, & AT&T should fire him to save credibility!'"
767t3_9biklv,"""Yeah socialism might cost a little bit, but like umm we can totally print more money when we need to...problem solved"""
768t3_9bikfw,Boer testimony.
769t3_9bika0,"Planned Parenthood Champion Kermit Gosnell was convicted of 21 felony counts of illegal late-term abortion, and 211 counts of violating the 24-hour informed consent law. Movie coming in October ..."
770t3_9bik2q,"CNN Smears Mike Pence, Says He's a ""Christian Supremacist"" Eager to ""Impose Religion"" as President"
771t3_9bijuv,"TRUE President Donald Trump Urgent Speech at the White House about Positive Energy, Strength, Health, and Blessings."
772t3_9bijpg,No one loves me anymore...
773t3_9biiba,NY Governor ENDED Investigation Into Pervert Harvey Weinstein After Getting Big Campaign Donation!
774t3_9bihtw,"Tucker: Ignore the 'Pundits', Far-Left Candidates in FL, AZ, CA Can Win in November"
775t3_9bihr5,The Crazy Julius Malema promises blood shed and civil war after Parliament committee withdraws Expropriation Bill
776t3_9bihpd,'Russia Hoax' Author Greg Jarrett: Mueller Has 'Sabotaged His Own Investigation'
777t3_9bihlx,"FEINSTEIN said, “If I understand what Mr. Cohen has said,"" UNDERSTOOD?"
778t3_9bihe5,"Meanwhile, in Feinstein’s office..."
779t3_9bih27,This Should be the New MAGA Hat Since Libtards get so Triggered and Violent
780t3_9bigy1,Treehugger Gets BTFO by Tesla Owner
781t3_9bigne,College deems students' 9/11 'Never Forget' posters bias incident for highlighting Islamic terrorism
782t3_9birfh,A hero
783t3_9bir0e,This is the Julian Assange of the 2nd Amendment! And he needs our support! I will post this video everyday until i get this video the recognition it deserves! (A MUST WATCH)
784t3_9bir4u,4 racist singing about being racist...cause there always monkeying around!
785t3_9bir15,"President Trump: The news from the Financial Markets is even better than anticipated. For all of you that have made a fortune in the markets, or seen your 401k’s rise beyond your wildest expectations, more good news is coming!"
786t3_9bir03,MAGA Survey: 85 percent of America’s blue collar workers see their lives heading “in the right direction”…
787t3_9biqu9,Omicron Lyrae will not survive without Kha'ak immigrants! LET THEM IN!
788t3_9biqt9,"The news from the Financial Markets is even better than anticipated. For all of you that have made a fortune in the markets, or seen your 401k’s rise beyond your wildest expectations, more good news is coming!"
789t3_9biqpa,Nigel Farage for London mayor: Ex-Ukip leader threatens to take on Sadiq Khan
790t3_9biqaq,South African explains socialism
791t3_9bipw3,"President Trump: I just cannot state strongly enough how totally dishonest much of the Media is. Truth doesn’t matter to them, they only have their hatred & agenda. This includes fake books, which come out about me all the time, always anonymous sources, and are pure fiction. Enemy of the People!"
792t3_9bipau,PJW nails it again..
793t3_9bipam,"President Trump: What’s going on at @CNN is happening, to different degrees, at other networks - with @NBCNews being the worst. The good news is that Andy Lack(y) is about to be fired(?) for incompetence, and much worse. When Lester Holt got caught fudging my tape on Russia, they were hurt badly!"
794t3_9bip86,"Europe needs more mass migration from the Global South because it “enriches our cultures and societies”, according to Leo Varadkar, who announced he will import more asylum seekers to Ireland after meeting Hillary Clinton"
795t3_9bip0x,"I just cannot state strongly enough how totally dishonest much of the Media is. Truth doesn’t matter to them, they only have their hatred & agenda. This includes fake books, which come out about me all the time, always anonymous sources, and are pure fiction. Enemy of the People!"
796t3_9bip0v,"President TRUMP: 'I just cannot state strongly enough how totally dishonest much of the Media is. Truth doesn’t matter to them, they only have their hatred & agenda. This includes fake books, which come out about me all the time, always anonymous sources, and are pure fiction. Enemy of the People!'"
797t3_9biozg,Enemy of the People!
798t3_9bio8q,Trump didn't owe the media a show over John McCain's death
799t3_9bio8g,Exposed McCain democrat
800t3_9bio5n,Saudi Arabia Broke UK Rules with ‘Political’ TV Ads Promoting Islamist State
801t3_9binsd,"Thanks for playing, Sessions. You won't be missed."
802t3_9binhy,"Trump Says Canadian PM Trudeau Is Seeking Trade Deal: ‘He Called Me, I Didn’t Call Him’"
803t3_9bimvc,"What’s going on at @CNN is happening, to different degrees, at other networks - with @NBCNews being the worst. The good news is that Andy Lack(y) is about to be fired(?) for incompetence, and much worse. When Lester Holt got caught fudging my tape on Russia, they were hurt badly!"
804t3_9bimum,The Absolute state of Germany
805t3_9bimuk,State Of The Nation
806t3_9bimii,"HUGE: Cuomo Received $25,000 From Weinstein Lawyer’s Firm as He Suspended Weinstein Probe"
807t3_9bj36v,"CNN fires back at Trump, stands by controversial story: ‘CNN does not lie’ � ....”except on days ending in ‘y’” lol �"
808t3_9bj33t,a rare not cucked song produced in the last 5 years
809t3_9bj2fb,"NY Governor Andrew Cuomo: America isn't that great, but Harvey Weinstein is."
810t3_9bj265,Full Tard: Cynthia Nixon's Campaign Calling Air Conditioning Sexist
811t3_9bj24w,Science is Racist...prove me wrong.
812t3_9bj1vj,Daily DICE!!! CNN's Don Lemon is Imagining Things!
813t3_9bj1ve,"If you needed more reason to quit fb, ""Additionally, Apple reportedly informed Facebook it also failed to comply with new privacy rules... these rules state apps that collect user permissions in order to access contact lists and photos are prohibited from creating databases populated with that infor"
814t3_9bj1q8,"What do you pay for, costing billions of your dollars, which is useless and blue?"
815t3_9bj18c,If it wasn't for double standard's they'd have none at all.
816t3_9bj10h,Little Jeff Z
817t3_9bj0uj,"Seems racist, no?"
818t3_9bj0si,IM TIRED OF BEING CENCORED.
819t3_9bj0oc,"FBI rebuts Trump tweet about China hacking Hillary Clinton's email. Even though they didn't actually inspect the servers they're citing their ""forensic investigating""."
820t3_9bj0et,"All of these vile things all in one family? Ugh I cant even right now, need my daily dose of soy before I comprehend all of this nazi-ism!!!"
821t3_9bj07m,It's hard to keep up.
822t3_9bj032,‪What kind of man would viciously attack socialist healthcare policy then refuse to repeal it due to his hatred of another man? A traitor.
823t3_9bj02t,"Just a daily reminder that the other side doesn't just disagree with you, they despise you"
824t3_9bizwx,Moron Trudeau's plan to win the 2019 election. (Possibly his trade agreement negotiating position too?)
825t3_9bizb7,The only thing James Comey ever got right was when he said that President Trump was not under investigation!
826t3_9biytj,Palin excluded from McCain's funeral....why?
827t3_9biym2,Are We the Baddies? Antifa Edition
828t3_9bixti,The Legacy of Barack Obama
829t3_9bixjz,"At Last, Schools Paying For Suppressing Students' Free Speech"
830t3_9bixhx,THIS GUY? THE 'ELOQUENT' IDIOT? Obama's Intense Call For Americans To Defend His Legacy
831t3_9bixfm,Das Raysis!
832t3_9biz9h,Gear shift knob made out of an old oak wine barrel fire pit table for my typewriter
833t3_9bjg4v,Russia-Collusion-Conspiracy-Theorists are now by *objective* measures worse than anything McCarthyists were ever claiming
834t3_9bjg42,Imma let you finish
835t3_9bjg3r,Apparently comparing Trump to Hitler isn't good enough anymore : Dem Congressional candidate says Trump and Osama Bin Laden have ‘tremendous amount in common’
836t3_9bjg0x,Posting this every day until Alex gets unbanned #FreeAlex - Day 23
837t3_9bjfvh,Infowars will soon be blocked for everyone
838t3_9bjfs1,The Sound Of A Generation
839t3_9bjfrs,ANY OTHER PEDES WANT TO HELP RESEARCH THIS?!? One of the local politicians in Florida is pushing this on Facebook. She said she got it from her TV. But as you can clearly see from where I marked it looks like a BAD Photoshopped job?!
840t3_9bjf16,"Please team up, it means a sure win for DeSantis"
841t3_9bjei9,Pope ‘Embittered’ by Accusations but Has ‘No Intentions of Retiring’
842t3_9bjeg1,Jon McCain - USS Forrestal / Did he have any blame?
843t3_9bjedv,How the fuck does this happen?!
844t3_9bjecv,SHOCKING: 10 Disturbing Facts About Brett Kavanaugh
845t3_9bje7s,"Instead, he wants to blot out his race, and use his platform to do it... DISGUSTING. God made him the way he is, I guess that is not good enough."
846t3_9bje2y,Racist Ron DeSantis called Donald Trump an 800 lb. gorilla on Hannitys show last night.
847t3_9bjdu0,South Africans have stopped buying cheaper homes and paying rent – because they expect to get free land: report
848t3_9bjdng,"Wow, Nellie Ohr, Bruce Ohr’s wife, is a Russia expert who is fluent in Russian. She worked for Fusion GPS where she was paid a lot. Collusion! Bruce was a boss at the Department of Justice and is, unbelievably, still there!"
849t3_9bjddz,As the DumbASS Cuomo himself would say FACTS MATTER !!!! BOOM ..... Yep .... you are officially an idiot !
850t3_9bjd5h,How long till Trump gets blamed for Detroit's water?
851t3_9bjcva,"Forget the title, watch the whole thing. Guy is 1000% correct. Love it!"
852t3_9bjcfh,"JOKE OF THE WEEK GOES TO CNN Who Said ""Make No Mistake, Mr. President, CNN Does Not Lie."" *"
853t3_9bjcf3,Sweden: Four men rape woman with cognitive ability of a 6-year-old and walk free
854t3_9bjc5u,Post things that trigger the raycis left! REEEE
855t3_9bjc4z,PETA wants Maine officials to build gravestone in memory of lobsters who died in truck crash
856t3_9bjbwc,"Review time pedes: Comey's 15 minutes to the ""no intent"". He makes ""3 clear points""- Let's break each one down pedes"
857t3_9bjbr8,Hmmm. A leak involving the Russians? I’m gonna say start with the FBI and DNC as primary sources...
858t3_9bjmwz,"“In-N-Out donates $25,000 to California Republican Party, angry Twitter users call for boycott.” The lines at In-N-Out just got 25% longer."
859t3_9bjmvp,Throwback Thursday: Liberal media outlet paints a picture of ICE cruelly stripping citizenship from innocent naturalized Americans. Except that's not the case.
860t3_9bjmtr,You mean it WASN’T secure and it WASN’T the Russians???
861t3_9bjm79,EA's Jacksonville Tribute Fund/Stream
862t3_9bjm5a,"Sloppy Carl Bernstein, 1977: Keep CIA ‘Propaganda’ Out of the Newsroom Bernstein, 2018: Leave John Brennan Alone!"
863t3_9bjlub,Boycott the NFL!!!
864t3_9bjlrg,"Holy shit. I sometimes look at Yahoo ""News"" to see what lefties are REEing about but today I saw this. They are forcing you to agree to this shit to access Yahoo. FUCK NO! Never again."
865t3_9bjl4u,�
866t3_9bjl0a,Google is the real Russian prostitiute
867t3_9bjkkb,"The Rigged Russia Witch Hunt did not come into play, even a little bit, with respect to my decision on Don McGahn!"
868t3_9bjkby,"that’s a strange thing to admit VICE, are you sure you want to admit this?"
869t3_9bjjyx,"2013: The Dawn of Fake News; U.S. Repeals Propaganda Ban, Spreads Government-Made News to Americans"
870t3_9bjjj5,MAGA MOTIVATION! DEEP STATE- WE'LL BE WATCHING!
871t3_9bjj6m,"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle."
872t3_9bjj1h,Uber driver and trainee cop kills man in 'perfect stand your ground' shooting
873t3_9bjiyy,Video a friend made. Antifa in philly
874t3_9bjivv,Shock Study Claiming U.S. Accounts for a Third of All Mass Shootings BOTCHED
875t3_9bjhtr,Just another tolerant liberal attacking a person over their first amendment right of religion and speech. (Warning language)
876t3_9bjhlq,BREAKING: Iran pumping billions into Iraqi militias that attacked U.S. troops during the Iraq war. This was known in 2007 BEFORE Obama sent them billions of dollars.
877t3_9bjh4q,HOLY GUANO! This lady is outhouse rat crazy! Barbara L’Italien vows to impeach Clarence Thomas if elected
878t3_9bjh3m,"Arrest of Iranian Spies in U.S. Just ‘Tip of the Iceberg,’ Lawmaker Warns, Spies Stationed Across US is a Result of Obama-Era Payouts"
879t3_9bjgr7,Paul Joseph Watson: “11 counts of felony child abuse charges against three of the five suspects were dropped after the state failed to indict them within a 10-day window.”
880t3_9bjgjb,"EVERY DAY MORE EVIDENCE IS FOUND, THE MUSIC GETS FASTER..."
881t3_9bjgey,our.wikileaks.org: His name was $eth Ric h
882t3_9bjtfw,"Will be going to Evansville, Indiana, tonight for a big crowd rally with Mike Braun, a very successful businessman who is campaigning to be Indiana’s next U.S. Senator. He is strong on Crime & Borders, the 2nd Amendment, and loves our Military & Vets. Will be a big night!"
883t3_9bjt85,Stephen Colbert: Feeling Good About Being a 'White Male Christian American' Is a 'Dark Feeling'
884t3_9bjt4e,"Pres. Trump wanted that Lester Holt ""Russia Tape"" to trend. Now we need to figure out why. Forget that under Article II, the President could have fired Comey for ANY reason."
885t3_9bjt32,Trump calls for CNN boss to be fired
886t3_9bjsut,Beware of the political experts
887t3_9bjstv,Katie Hopkins best moments
888t3_9bjsm7,Wonder if it’ll be more effective than that Chick-Fil-A boycott
889t3_9bjsl5,Report: NY Democrat-Socialist Julia Salazar Allegedly Lied About Being Jewish Immigrant
890t3_9bjsd4,"Trump's anger at the perceived bias of big tech is reportedly getting conservatives fired up, and he's not about to back down"
891t3_9bjs9c,Angry French Farmers Protest Chinese Land Grab
892t3_9bjs6m,Child Abuse Charges Dropped Against New Mexico Jihadists After ‘Screw Up’. Judge says there was “a complete failure to follow proper procedures in prosecuting the case” by the DA.
893t3_9bjrxb,Why the left still wins
894t3_9bjrsj,“Being praised as a huge step forward for body positivity”
895t3_9bjrfq,"Hey Don Lemon, is this a dog whistle too?"
896t3_9bjrbv,Literally the only proof we need that Google’s algorithms are biased.
897t3_9bjr9l,The Rule of Law Is a Sick Joke. Look at Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit.
898t3_9bjqtw,"Gov. Scott, in Melbourne, blames Nelson for space job losses"
899t3_9bjqtp,"""Liked Don"" ideas on why he's distancing himself? Or is this just theater. Wonder what he told Mueller."
900t3_9bjqqb,Are you beach body ready?
901t3_9bjqpd,Beautiful sign at the ford center for trump in Evansville
902t3_9bjqex,Daily reminder: Justin is Fidel's son
903t3_9bjq79,"Just my opinion on the ""protests"" we have seen and continue to see play out in our country."
904t3_9bjptu,SPREAD THE WEALTH: Sen. Harris Wants US TAXPAYERS to Subsidize California’s OUTRAGEOUS Rents
905t3_9bjpoh,"I am very excited about the person who will be taking the place of Don McGahn as White House Counsel! I liked Don, but he was NOT responsible for me not firing Bob Mueller or Jeff Sessions. So much Fake Reporting and Fake News!"
906t3_9bjpdf,Trump Time-Machine - This Day in History-1975
907t3_9bjulw,Kinda felt bad for all of my old friend tonight
908t3_9bje7j,This dudes 90+ year old me getting my beard pampered with some FREEDOM!
909t3_9bkcda,"LPT: How to unleash the anger of a puppy that needs one, contact"
910t3_9bkw3t,I shared an opinion.
911t3_9bkw0g,"68 y/o California man Robert Chain arrested for threatening to shooting up the Boston Globe, who he called the ""enemy of the people"""
912t3_9bkvpu,FINALLY BENDING THE KNEE!!! HALF WHITE SOUTH AFRICAN PLEADS FOR GEOTUS TO STOP WINNING!
913t3_9bkv6n,"I just googled ""is google censoring conservatives"". This is the first story."
914t3_9bkuqz,Trump and Pence bombard Midwestern Senate Democrats as control of the chamber hangs in the balance
915t3_9bkups,r/politics should demand better wages
916t3_9bkukr,For such a time as this?
917t3_9bkujh,Ron DeSantis should make a campaign commercial using this information.
918t3_9bkugt,Hollywood is delusional over the low ratings of the NFL - They have the Canadian actor omit the American Flag from the movie about the Moon Landing! They aren't sending their brightest. #Boycott #LowBoxOffice
919t3_9bku8q,The Alex Jones Backlash: Trump Considers Regulating Google!!!
920t3_9bku8p,Trump is right about “flipping” - It is witness tampering and perjury inducement
921t3_9bktyr,Another way we are discriminated against outside of this sub
922t3_9bktqb,"John Cardillo on Twitter: ""The faces on the other sailors say it all. This is being forced on them [Drag Queen Performance] and they are not at all comfortable with it."""
923t3_9bktgd,Racist Left: DOJ Filing Reveals Harvard Consistently Rated Asian Applicants as Lacking Both 'Courage' and 'Personality' in Relation to Other Races
924t3_9bkt8k,"""White privilege to study?? WTF??"" WATCH University of Limpopo South African students riot difficult exam."
925t3_9bkt0c,Media Blackout: Did Obama even show up for McCain's funeral?
926t3_9bkstu,Huge: Politico Caught Using Racist Dog Whistles in its Trump Coverage
927t3_9bkspt,"Denver Startup Week redefining harassment in their code of conduct to ""Verbal or written comments that reinforce social structures of domination""."
928t3_9bkslf,"KARMA IS A BITCH: Giant blimp of London Mayor Sadiq Khan flies in London this weekend after protesters were given permission to fly the crowdfunded balloon in Westminster. Over 3000 supporters donated over $75500 to fund the 29-foot balloon, which depicts the mayor reclining in a small yellow bikini"
929t3_9bksc2,Well said!!!
930t3_9bksbf,China Declared Islam a Contagious Disease — and Quarantined 1 Million Muslims
931t3_9bkrv7,My thoughts on Battlefield V and Feminism
932t3_9bkrst,Demo..socialists saying Ron DeSantis said monkey as a racial slur are hilarious.
933t3_9bkrsn,THANK YOU SESSIONS: DOJ sides with Asian-Americans suing Harvard for RACIAL BIAS
934t3_9bkrqb,"**THROWBACK THURSDAY** April 7, 2017 - Google rolls out a new feature for its search browser, which uses only liberal media outlets like Politifact and Snopes to combat what they deem to be “fake news.” NOPE, NO BIAS HERE - JUST ACCEPT WHAT THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH SAYS."
935t3_9bl49c,Big-tech Tea Party
936t3_9bl47v,Harvard University Discriminates Against Asian-Americans: Justice Department
937t3_9bl41r,BREAKING: Racist Beastie Boys Exposed
938t3_9bl3gg,Subtle Red Pills Are The Best Red Pills
939t3_9bl388,They LITERALLY want babies to be taught no sense of identity. Liberalism Is a Mental Illness.
940t3_9bl2x8,Google Information Hiding: Hillary Clinton Emails
941t3_9bl2qj,BAD NEWS: New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo pledged not to run for president against Donald Trump in 2020 during debate with Cynthia Nixon.
942t3_9bl2d0,The Democrats are spreading lies once again!
943t3_9bl2cs,"Does Trump know something we don't? A 1989 WaPo exposé on Bernstein offers some clues - revealing that his angry, cheated-on ex-wife published a novel which ""portrays a Bernstein-like character as an emotionally empty, self-absorbed, narcissistic man capable of having sex with venetian blinds."""
944t3_9bl2ce,You'd think she'd have more empathy as a woman of color trying to make it politics.
945t3_9bl29w,"BILL CLINTON PAID PAULA JONES $850,000 TO GO AWAY - I Don't Remember The FBI Raiding His Lawyer's Office"
946t3_9bl250,"FBI Corruption Investigation Plagued Tallahassee During Andrew Gillum's Mayorship--- Gillum has been absent from Tallahassee and waging his gubernatorial effort throughout the state of Florida, wonder if he'll shake this monkey off his back"
947t3_9bl20z,Science and liberalism are opposites.
948t3_9bl20x,Kanye working to Red Pill more of the black community. The Left is going to greatly overestimate their black support in 2020.
949t3_9bl1pf,Kanye West Wants to Bring Trump and the Black Community Together
950t3_9bl1l7,Too soon?
951t3_9bl1d1,Voting rights nonprofit bankrolled by Regressiver Führer Soros confirms it sent mystery FOIAs in Michigan
952t3_9bl18f,When businesses strives for cheap unskilled labor it often leads to American deaths by illegal aliens.
953t3_9bl18e,Chrystia From Canada Recaps Canadian Trade Position At the End of Wednesday…
954t3_9bl15u,President Trump should extend Country of Origin Labels (C.O.O.L.) on products to online retailers. Customers have a right to know where that product comes from and where their money ends up.
955t3_9bl0wq,"Obama: ""Republicans Who Have Monkeyed Around..."""
956t3_9bl12w,CNN Commentator Slams Trumps's Constitutional Duty As Performing ‘Hostile Takeover of the Courts’
957t3_9bl0vr,My wife found this statuette of Elizabeth Warren at Hobby Lobby. What an uncanny resemblance!
958t3_9bl0t0,"Ted Cruz on Twitter: WATCH: A telling moment yesterday on the campaign trail that sums up the #TX Sen race pretty well… When discussing #2A, a supporter shouts #ComeAndTakeIt. A Beto supporter responds: “Oh, we will!” [Video Link In Comments]"
959t3_9blc44,Trump tweets of some GOOD financial news coming. Big time #winning incoming!
960t3_9blc3l,Major red pills in a certain picture sub!
961t3_9blbza,"'Many African Americans really do like Trump"", 'Any way you slice it, this is bad news for the Democrats'"
962t3_9blbz0,FBI arrests man who threatened to kill newspaper staff for criticizing Trump
963t3_9blbqs,Winning again! Several of Trump’s 20 federal court nominees – 15 judicial nominees and five executive branch appointments – were confirmed after Senate Democrats agreed to expedite the voting process so they could skip town.
964t3_9blbhn,"Google now ""verifying"" articles. Trying to remain ""Independent."" NICE TRY!"
965t3_9blbdj,>Gets internship with NASA >Brags about it in foul language >Is told to watch her language >Doubles down >Loses internship >Deletes Twitter account... SAD!
966t3_9blb5y,"Meanwhile in the UK, they are up to some of that classic cheeky British Humour"
967t3_9blb3j,WTF!? How the case of a professor who vanished 62 years ago could keep much of Russia report a state secret
968t3_9blap4,Prosecutors fear Gov. Brown will commute the sentences of every inmate on California’s death row
969t3_9blaey,Sadiq Khan Is Having A Beach Party And You're All Invited!
970t3_9blad2,Another case of justifiable use of force against an attacker. Let’s see how they spin this one.
971t3_9bla8g,"Sleepy, where are you?"
972t3_9bla83,"OUTRAGED MSM Says Trump Is To Blame For A Man's Threatening Phone Calls To The Boston Globe Who He Called ""The Enemy Of The People."" THE VILLAIN: A 68 YR OLD MAN WHO LIVES 3,000 MILES AWAY FROM BOSTON IN ENCINO, CA."
973t3_9bla2t,"Just fire him already! Everyone knows the Russian investigation is fake, the only ones that will have their heads explode, are far left mentally ill retards. Fire Sessions! The Obamacare loving conservatives in Congress are weak tools for the DNC."
974t3_9bl9xu,South Africa is falling apart
975t3_9bl9xh,"It's different when you're Democrat. You can get away with anything: ""BREAKING: NY Gov. Cuomo suspended Weinstein sexual assault investigation just as he raked in $25,000 from Weinstein’s longtime law firm."
976t3_9bl9u0,Polling Puts Doug Jones ‘Between Rock and Hard Place’ Ahead of Kavanaugh Vote---Jones will never win re-election anyways so just vote yes
977t3_9bl9t8,�WE ARE REACHING LEVELS OF LIBERALISM THAT SHOULDNT BE POSSIBLE�
978t3_9bl9pj,....and drop all charges
979t3_9bl9j7,"Pedo priests named in Indiana. Which is it? 1. God is one dumb mutha×××××× letting pedos go rampant destroying lives, 2. God is an absent and aloof to all things Earth 3. The churches lied; God is man-made and a great money maker masked with occasional good works and infiltrating Pedos dicking kids"
980t3_9bl9cb,I'm a real boy!
981t3_9bl91n,"NY Gov. Cuomo suspended Weinstein sexual assault investigation just as he raked in $25,000 from Weinstein’s longtime law firm"
982t3_9bl8xf,So lets be perfectly clear!
983t3_9bl8tp,Even Snicker's knows what company is washed up.
984t3_9ble5q,"LPT: If you know you visited, sign out of your seat belt buckle"
985t3_9bkv50,Fellas what something that you had the greatest prank you've pulled on your life?
986t3_9bm0qn,Just got this message today asking me to work for a State Rep candidate who's only platform is that Trump is bad and abortions are good. I respectfully let him know that I had walked away and why.
987t3_9bm0ov,DOJ Sides With Asian-Americans Against Harvard In Landmark Affirmative Action Lawsuit
988t3_9bm0od,"Racist South Africa: South Africa violence targets foreign shops — Three people have been killed in South Africa during violence on Wednesday targeting foreign-owned businesses in Soweto, police say."
989t3_9bm0oa,The Left Can't Debate
990t3_9blzvu,We have the best burgers!
991t3_9blzr6,I wish I had a lawn!
992t3_9blzom,"Today kids, William F. Buckley Jr. teaches us how to respond to those who call us a nazi."
993t3_9blzn2,Going on two years ..
994t3_9blzkq,Convicted Muslim Terrorist Bomber Sues Jail for Not Honoring His Religion
995t3_9blzfn,Big News! Trump Wins 19th Consecutive ‘Employee of the Month’ Award At White House!
996t3_9blzfh,Fact
997t3_9blyuf,YouTube enabling pedophilia in a livestream with 62k people watching. (I had to censor.) WTF?
998t3_9blytu,Trump Wins 19th Consecutive 'Employee Of The Month' Award At White House
999t3_9blylb,Trump says government civilian employees will not get a raise in 2019. Scrapping the raises will save $25 billion.
1000t3_9blygj,CNN's Don Lemon is Imagining Things!
1001t3_9blyex,They quintuple down everyday
1002t3_9blybe,Brown University has removed a study that shows childhood gender disphoria is likely a peer pressure social disorder and not medical (mind blowingly common sense findings here)
1003t3_9blxom,Carl Bernstein Has Given Up on Keeping CIA 'Propaganda' out of the Newsroom.
1004t3_9blxmy,"HA! Cody Wilson, brilliant and articulate, Man Behind The 3-D Printed Gun Debate Symbolically 'Flips The Bird' To Gun Control Advocates"
1005t3_9blxm6,Obscure case could determine whether Robert Mueller's Russia report sees light of day
1006t3_9bm8nn,Obama mama:
1007t3_9bm8hn,Racist Theresa May Supports South African Government's Seizure of White-Owned Farmland
1008t3_9bm7tq,"LOOKS LIKE MY LUNCH PLANS JUST CHANGED! I'll Take A Double-Double with Grilled Onions, Fries (well done), and a Vanilla Shake! Oh, Can You Add A Glass Of Salty Liberal Tears To The Order?"
1009t3_9bm7ex,"But muh trade war! Trade wars work. Let’s not stop here. More pressure. “When you’re already down, you can’t lose.” BRING ON THE PAIN, MR. PRESIDENT!"
1010t3_9bm74d,Finally indicted for hat theft and assault.
1011t3_9bm714,"And just like that, a wild excuse appears to cover for Hillary's ""extreme carelessness"". At Least 30 CIA assets killed in China."
1012t3_9bm6rx,This is hilarious. I could believe this is a CNN news flash.
1013t3_9bm6tb,I think of the Waco and Ruby Ridge fuckups. Then I think about how this New Mexico bullshit was handled where a toddler was actually murdered and kids where being trained to kill our kids. A gross dis-service is being done to the security of our citizens.
1014t3_9bm6sz,I'll just leave this here....
1015t3_9bm6m0,"Hey guys, fuck John ""Songbird"" McCain."
1016t3_9bm6jg,"FAKE News media : ""Hispanics with US birth certificates say they are wrongly being denied passports.WAYYCIISSSSMZZZZ!!!"" Reality : The US government is objecting to many due to a known fraud vector - midwives who falsely state US birth. (starting 6th Paragraph from end)"
1017t3_9bm6db,Coming out as a conservative in 2018...
1018t3_9bm622,Navy reestablishes 2nd Fleet to face Russian threat
1019t3_9bm5op,I can’t even...
1020t3_9bm57m,We call on YouTube to censor this OFFENSIVE video for HATEFUL CONTENT!
1021t3_9bm55l,Give it a little kiss
1022t3_9bm4z5,"Game Over: What professor really told FBI about Trump, Russia and Papadizzle"
1023t3_9bm4yk,OK Vice. Let's hear what the paternity results say.
1024t3_9bm4xh,NEW RALLY ALREADY ANNOUNCED ONE WEEK FROM TODAY THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 6TH
1025t3_9bm4v1,Trump Formalizes Federal Pay Freeze Plan for 2019
1026t3_9bm4pp,"Man accused of grabbing ‘MAGA’ cap, throwing drink in teen’s face indicted... WOMP WOMP"
1027t3_9bm4nc,The Trudeau government really blew it on NAFTA: MP Erin O'Toole
1028t3_9bm4k8,They use Puppet Master George Soros instead of American Corporations.
1029t3_9bm46o,How Trudeau killed trade negotiations with Trump
1030t3_9bm43y,I Love In n'Out Burgers for a reason
1031t3_9bmgs6,[TOMT][YouTube video] Some girl was all just a plant
1032t3_9blxt3,Touching up a new fridge
1033t3_9bmoat,"CNN Published Fake News About Trump, Then Lied About It...Again"
1034t3_9bmo82,Donald and Gooliath
1035t3_9bmo5q,"Syria, the best country in the Middle East for Christians is finally free of the warmongering Swamp King"
1036t3_9bmo1c,"Another Democratic Socialist is caught lying about her biography (not really an immigrant, didn't really grow up Jewish)"
1037t3_9bmngt,Just “part and parcel” of being a bitch:
1038t3_9bmn4c,"With opposing Silent Sam protests planned for Thursday, UNC asks people to stay away"
1039t3_9bmmu3,MAJOR CONCESSION: EU says it is willing to drop auto tariffs if US reciprocates [Trump has already agreed to do this]
1040t3_9bmmru,Wild soy boy Justin....the man of a million faces. Except for politics. He is totally honest.
1041t3_9bmmg8,For God’s sakes Franken!
1042t3_9bmm9d,"Trump says civilian government employees won't receive raises in 2019, citing budget strain"
1043t3_9bmm8k,"Leftist Organization Facebook censors a Holocaust photo posted by the Anne Frank Center. Six days after being questioned about it, Facebook issues a measly 'sorry' and blames their Al Gore Rhythm. CENSORSHIP!"
1044t3_9bmm15,Everything you want to know about Draining the Swamp--from Judicial Watch!
1045t3_9bmlx2,�WATCH LIVE: Hoosier Rally Pregame
1046t3_9bmlj3,"SUCCESS: Senate just confirmed seven new judges, bringing Trump's total judicial successes to 60: 33 district court, 26 appeals court, 1 Supreme Court."
1047t3_9bml10,My Burger Allegiances have now shifted
1048t3_9bmkzn,RIPON COLLEGE IN WISCONSIN capitulates to Muslim demands - BANS Sept. 11 memorial tribute
1049t3_9bmknn,Fake News Washington Post with a doozy!
1050t3_9bmjpm,How is trump a fascist again?
1051t3_9bmj3c,Media - Why does everyone call us Fake news? we aren't the Enemy!!
1052t3_9bmj1b,Who told these people that healthcare is a right? Where are they getting this from?
1053t3_9bmiss,How soviets use child pedophilia to honeytrap and blackmail politicians in the West
1054t3_9bmi4w,2 100% AMERICAN BEEF PATTIES. 2 SLICES OF AMERICAN CHEESE. 2 SUPREME COURT JUSTICES. 2 TERMS.
1055t3_9bmi1f,Bombshell: John Brennan’s Disturbing Connection To 9/11 Will Forever Convince You He’s A Traitor
1056t3_9bmhuq,"Well, well, well....Look what I found on Amazon! Jeff BOZO is a RACIST!!"
1057t3_9bmhj4,"DOJ/FBI and Mueller fabricating crime: What professor really told FBI about Trump, Russia and Papadopoulos"
1058t3_9bmwd1,BANK OF AMERICA freezing accounts of customers suspected of not being US citizens...
1059t3_9bmw6x,"Is #Chemnitz the anticipated spark? / Macron, Orban & Salvini / Trump on SA / AFS"
1060t3_9bmw52,"Can you imagine being a Marine and having to go on float with this dude? Do you know anything but show tunes, ""Harpy""?"
1061t3_9bmvm7,"Betsy DeVos Plans to Overhaul Title IX, Focus on Due Process for Accusers and the Accused"
1062t3_9bmved,It’s okay if you’re a liberal!
1063t3_9bmv8s,"Like Father, like Son. Three generations of racist monkey wrenches. For wrenching on monkeys but of course."
1064t3_9bmuqt,Oh no what ever will we do?
1065t3_9bmuht,You can make a lot of money playing QB in the NFL.
1066t3_9bmu6q,A little humor to decompress. Trunk Monkey
1067t3_9bmtx0,"Alex Baldwin drops out of the joker movie because ""Thomas Wayne is too much like Donald Trump"", coming from the actor who pretends to be Donald Trump on snl"
1068t3_9bmtad,Unprecedented: Russians bring POTUS evidence of impending chemical weapons attack by Al Qaeda in Syria; Putin wants peace in Syria! Putin trusts Trump
1069t3_9bmta6,Huge lines at Trump Rally in Indiana already
1070t3_9bmt6x,"Tired of being a shadow Trump supporter. Its time to show my MAGA pride! Bought at county fair an hour ago, walked all over! Many Trump supporters in Ohio at the fair today! MAGA pedes!"
1071t3_9bmsa6,"CNN's Erin Burnett called President Bush a ""monkey"" in 2007 while she was at CNBC. She then tried to deflect, suggesting she was talking about Angela Merkel."
1072t3_9bms80,"The Boston Globe: the left's chickens; they always come home to roost - after grand standing op-eds, Globe's editorials garner violent backlash"
1073t3_9bmrtx,We are not fake news. This is not a computer.
1074t3_9bmrpv,"PC COSMO UK: ""Phew, I’m literally a COSMO GIRL!! Can’t believe I’m saying that! �� Thank you @CosmopolitanUK for this incredible opportunity. If I saw a body like mine on this magazine when I was a young girl, it would have changed my life."" - Tess Holliday"
1075t3_9bmrp2,House Dems: “Damn right” we’re going to get Trump’s tax returns if we take back the majority
1076t3_9bmrjs,Breaking News: Racism means nothing!
1077t3_9bmr1y,"Justice For Jordan Edwards - Let’s Celebrate All Cops, And Hold To Account The Bad Cops"
1078t3_9bmr0v,"Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!"
1079t3_9bmqrs,Does Privilege Theory Boost South Africa-Style Confiscation In The US?
1080t3_9bmqr8,"""Take a peek behind the curtain of Socialism.."""
1081t3_9bmql0,"@davidsirota: BREAKING: NY Gov. Cuomo suspended Weinstein sexual assault investigation just as he raked in $25,000 from Weinstein’s longtime law firm. - It's different for the media's brother"
1082t3_9bn43c,BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN
1083t3_9bn3zo,"""Well everything else didn't work, what do we have left? Pettiness? Sure, IN PEACH FOR PETTINESS!!!!"" -- Al Sharpton: Trump's 'Pettiness' Makes Him 'Inadequate to Be President' | Breitbart"
1084t3_9bn2un,Waiting in line at the Evansville Donald Trump rally with my friends
1085t3_9bn2um,Doing my patroitic duty by patronizing GOP-supporter In-n-out. Support a right wing establishment today.
1086t3_9bn2s6,Redacted parent sets great example for their kids...
1087t3_9bn2jw,How progressive neo-colonialism seeks to keep Africans in poverty
1088t3_9bn29r,Hurricane Katrina (Remix) ft. Kanye West & Mike Myers
1089t3_9bn28c,How did Ted McCarrick rise to become a Cardinal? Where's the outrage among the bishops & clergy!
1090t3_9bn264,"They are happy, I am happy."
1091t3_9bn21x,John McCancer
1092t3_9bn1wh,Here's Ron DeSantis calling Trump a Gorilla - Does that mean Trump is now African American?
1093t3_9bn1vp,"Whenever a liberal calls ICE a terrorist organization, show them this picture."
1094t3_9bn1ti,How soon we forget
1095t3_9bn1pe,Balloon of London mayor wearing yellow bikini to fly over city in response to 'Trump baby' blimp
1096t3_9bn1oi,I just ran across this car in the parking lot and I got a freedom boner.
1097t3_9bn0z5,This weeks edition of 'Crazy Shit Lefties Do': PETA Pushes Memorial For LOBSTERS Killed In Crash
1098t3_9bn0xe,Throwback Thursday! #MAGA
1099t3_9bn0bw,No fucks given.
1100t3_9bn04x,Dem rep warns immigration officers following 'illegal' Trump orders: 'You will not be safe'
1101t3_9bmzwy,BEHOLD the great BetaCuck mating attempt!
1102t3_9bmzs0,PETA asks to build memorial at site of lobster spill. Just another day in lefty la la land.
1103t3_9bmzoo,WTF?! The movie about Neil Armstrong landing on the moon does not feature the American Flag? Hollywood is horrific.
1104t3_9bmzmq,"FBI Refuses To Confirm Or Deny ICIG Warned Of Clinton Server Intrusion - Gohmert calls FBI response ""Deceptive"""
1105t3_9bmzhr,It’s getting quite MAGA out here in Evansville one hour before door opens.
1106t3_9bmz6p,Isn't threatening a federal officer a felony? Dem rep warns immigration officers following 'illegal' Trump orders: 'You will not be safe'
1107t3_9bmz76,"So do physics actually exist when I open a beer, I find coupons for daylight savings?"
1108t3_9bni7h,BREAKING: Layer Lisa Page's perjury defense leaked. Congress's unbridled charge now in question.
1109t3_9bni3j,President Trump is weighing a plan to send hundreds of captured ISIS fighters including the notorious 'Beatles' jihadists to Iraqi prisons and Guantanamo Bay. (archived)
1110t3_9bni2b,"Prosecutor plans to refile charges in ""New Mexico Compound where Kids were To Be Trained School Shooters by 'Extremist Muslims' compound case"""
1111t3_9bnhrg,Arizona democratic rep threatening ice. Link to tweet in comments.
1112t3_9bnhhp,"My name is Brett Kavanaugh, I am an originalist who reads the Constitution how it was meant to be read,and after years of weaponising the Supreme Court for their liberal agenda, and promptly pissing all over the Constitution of The United States, the Left will do anything they can to label me evil."
1113t3_9bnhff,Truth
1114t3_9bnh4a,"Far Left Eats Its Own, Wil Wheaton Censored, Suspended | Transphobic"
1115t3_9bngq5,Google wants to delete my video from The Gorilla Channel because it exposes Satanism in the entertainment industry
1116t3_9bngbx,STAND DOWN ORDER GIVEN AT UNC CONFEDERATE STATUE TOPPLING - Texts show police told to ‘not engage’ with 'Silent Sam' protesters: report
1117t3_9bnfyt,The whole day? Really?
1118t3_9bnfwk,Proof Obama is responsible for market success during Trump
1119t3_9bnfvn,"Leading #MeToo voice Rose McGowan says Asia Argento admitted to sleeping with young actor she knew since he was 7, hypocritical Hollywood keeps crumbling"
1120t3_9bnfr3,Anti-Bezos Graffiti Uprising in Seattle
1121t3_9bnfdw,Definitely no bias at Google. Look what happens when you search KKK in Brazil�
1122t3_9bnfg0,Chuck Todd does not realize he is in a hysteria bubble
1123t3_9bnfck,Based Poland
1124t3_9bnf8e,Biased Google promoted Obama SOTU speeches for 11 to 18 hours; linked Trump's only during speech
1125t3_9bnf7y,Calling it now. When Dems lose in November these will be the headlines that you see.
1126t3_9bneux,We should pretend to hold a rally at the In-N-Out in Berkeley (Berzerkeley) so the alt-left shows up and starts fighting each other again.
1127t3_9bnegl,No Google bias to see here move along
1128t3_9bne28,Canada enters Day 2 of 'intense conversations'
1129t3_9bne1l,Breaking bombshell. CNNs multiple sources exposed.
1130t3_9bndzl,Let's take a moment and empathize. KeK
1131t3_9bndxb,"Boer girl thanks Donald Trump for his tweets about South Africa: ""It is true, white farmers are being slaughtered"""
1132t3_9bndn7,Is it time for the Republicans to legalize cannabis and other recreational drugs?
1133t3_9bnh81,Thesis: Can leftists be triggered by a car breaking most of my sleeping dog
1134t3_9bo0li,Trick Question: What kind of an asshole limits attendance to their own funeral to the invited?
1135t3_9bo0ha,"""There is too much common sense and independence in America to be long the dupe of any faction, foreign or domestic."" — Thomas Paine, 1802"
1136t3_9bo0dl,"Current, Real Political Compass"
1137t3_9bo0bb,Just some hard working young Americans!
1138t3_9bo08a,Great photo I got of Ben Carson!
1139t3_9bo03p,"The Questionable Value of ""Higher"" Education | Mike Rowe on disconnect between higher education, real life"
1140t3_9bo006,"Lyft Teams Up With Anti-Trump, Open Borders Group to Offer Free Election Day Rides"
1141t3_9bnzwo,DOIT!!!! <Pepe_Watching_Nuke_cue_slow_shitgrin.jpg>
1142t3_9bnz9b,Buy an iPhone Today!!
1143t3_9bnzn5,Trump is once again simply Outworking everyone...
1144t3_9bnzkb,The state of Twitter and libtards overall nowadays...
1145t3_9bnzdv,"Traitor Manning given visa to enter NZ for speaking engagement despite felony convictions that should bar entry. Predictable, for a government led by the former President of the Socialist Youth International."
1146t3_9bnz9z,Media is the enemy of the people!
1147t3_9bnz9q,found this on twitter
1148t3_9bnz8c,Video Edit 2:21? Lester Holt interview fudged
1149t3_9bnz6w,Dem rep warns immigration officers following 'illegal' Trump orders: 'You will not be safe'
1150t3_9bnys7,Imagine using a dead mans funeral to start your campaign.
1151t3_9bnyhe,A Black Football Star Is Killed By a Drunk Illegal Alien. Will NFL Players Take a Knee For Him? A black NFL player was killed by an illegal alien over the weekend in a tragic car accident that could’ve been avoided if we gave two craps about enforcing our immigration laws.
1152t3_9bnycu,Anon works at Google and feels like shit about it
1153t3_9bnyct,"For those that don't have In N Out, it tastes like salty liberal tears."
1154t3_9bny46,Sockperson never fails to disappoint
1155t3_9bny0x,"Nearly 500 fake IDs stopped by Customs and Border Patrol officers, agency says"
1156t3_9bny0n,"YouTube Claims To Be About Freedom of Expression. Unless You're On the Right. Dozens of conservative video creators and groups have had their videos stripped of their ads, suspended, restricted, or even had their entire channels deleted without warning or explanation."
1157t3_9bnxv4,A meal to trigger any Libtard �
1158t3_9bnxtv,INCREDIBLE! Jobless Claims Average Lowest Since 1969 (I'm sure this is the lead story on CNN and MSNBC)
1159t3_9bo6l7,The absolute state of CNN
1160t3_9bo6kh,The latest manufactured outrage
1161t3_9bo6kd,'Swipe my card Chick-fil-A' - Lady goes viral in Facebook live bragging on Chick-fil-A customer service - Chick-Fil-A knows what's what!
1162t3_9bo6in,Kohl's Girl's Junior's-Pushing the Satan narrative?
1163t3_9bo69r,"It’s So Hard Being A White Liberal :,("
1164t3_9bo67k,"If calling him dumb and telling him to ""shut up and dribble"" is racist , whats this?"
1165t3_9bo61z,CNN IS VERY FAKE NEWS
1166t3_9bo60e,LOVE. THIS. MAN!
1167t3_9bo5vj,"Sadiq Khan blimp 'set to tour UK' after fund nears £75k target,' reveals man behind scheme"
1168t3_9bo5tt,Tucker Carlson helps review pizza in a Barstool Sports review.
1169t3_9bo5sb,Wil Wheaton gets a taste of the leftist mob! You reap what you sow buddy!
1170t3_9bo5qx,"Girl's Junior's Dept at Kohl's. What does ""Pizza"" have to do with Halloween?"
1171t3_9bo5q5,Chelsea Manning Barred from Entering Australia on Speaking Tour
1172t3_9bo5p7,OBVIOUS Fake Swastika Hoax Used to Promote DEMOCRAT Political Candidate Philip Levine in FL
1173t3_9bo51p,"/r/redacted users believe that /r/redacted mods are ""hardcore Trump supporters"""
1174t3_9bo4xz,"Let’s vote this fascist thug out of office, AZ Pedes!"
1175t3_9bo4xx,DOJ says Harvard Discriminates Against Asians
1176t3_9bo4vz,Most ridiculous competition ever.
1177t3_9bo4jh,CNN just showed up to the Evanville Trump rally tonight. FAKE NEWS MEDIA.
1178t3_9bo4hv,I Destroyed the First Day of School Like Liberals Do Our Freedom
1179t3_9bo4gb,"Manafort and Flynn Dangers but Muslim Exorcists Who Murdered Boy and Trained ""School Shooters"" A-Okay!?"
1180t3_9bo4fk,Bloomberg Reports: POTUS Trump Considering $200 Billion in Chinese Tariffs…
1181t3_9bo4az,SHOCKING: Trump admits that Japan has influenced his cabinet choices
1182t3_9bo48t,Bu..bu...but I thought Republicans were the racist party???! Has everything I've been taught in public school and have been told by CNN been a LIE???!!!
1183t3_9bo48g,There's a computer in the background of a picture where slate claims Trump does not use a computer.
1184t3_9bodvs,WaPo dishing out the propaganda today
1185t3_9bodmc,Black Lives MAGA - Red White and Blue Edition
1186t3_9bod7n,"Email Logs Reveal Correspondence Between Clinton Associate, Fusion GPS, and Russians at Trump Tower Meeting"
1187t3_9bod2w,Well....darn.
1188t3_9bod27,Well... at least they'll never have to work together. Trump so mean! (From a Management textbook)
1189t3_9bocp1,"Democrat Congressman from Arizona calls illegals “Americans,” and publicly threatens federal government employees if they obey the orders of the Trump administration... #WalkAway."
1190t3_9boc9u,"Elderpede reading ""Trump's America"" by Newt Gingrich while waiting to get into MAGA rally"
1191t3_9boc4u,"Glenn: CNN Credibly Accused of Lying to its Audience About a Key Claim in its Blockbuster Cohen Story, Refuses to Comment"
1192t3_9boc11,"No jail for Eric Clanton, the Antifa “ethics” professor who used a metal bike lock to assault seven innocent Trump supporters"
1193t3_9bobs1,Ted Cruz on Youtube Censorship
1194t3_9bobjw,The left can’t meme
1195t3_9bobjn,�
1196t3_9bobj0,The Gender-Neutral Words You Need to Know for Back to School
1197t3_9bobii,Loooooooooooooooooool
1198t3_9bobfs,"This is what makes America great! I love people that love this country and try their best at making a life here. We are a melting pot of many beautiful cultures. But, we all have the American spirit and values in our hearts. America first!"
1199t3_9bobbd,U.S. Soldier Pleads Guilty in Hawaii to Attempting to Leak Classified Information and Provide Material Support to ISIS
1200t3_9boaw2,"Democrats, does TDS have you suffering from Electile Dysfunction (ED)? Then get the little red pill. Now available over the internet or at gun stores, ICE offices, and churches nationwide."
1201t3_9boaa6,Boycott Ben & Jerry's
1202t3_9bo9t8,Remember when Bill Simmons was a really great Sports Writer? He's been in LA since 2002 and it shows more and more every year. Here's Scott responding to a Simmons tweet.
1203t3_9bo9p9,HAPPENING
1204t3_9bo9n0,"EA Tries to Shoehorn SJW Propaganda Into Battlefield V > People Who Didn't Like it are ""Uneducated"" and Should Not Buy It > Abysmal Pre-Order Numbers > Design Officer Leaves > Game Delayed > EA Stocks Plummet. WHAT A TIMELINE, FOLKS!"
1205t3_9bo92i,Judge throws out Alex Jones attempt to dismiss lawsuit from Sandy Hook parents
1206t3_9bo90n,Minnesota House Candidate Uses N-Word To Describe Himself In Campaign Ad
1207t3_9bo8yw,"Turley: ""Sessions ""Brilliant"" To Have Utah US AG Huber ""Team Up"" With DOJ's IG"" ""Strategy Provides the Same Powers, but avoids delays - Certain that ""Sleepy"" Sessions and Trump are playing the most impressive game of deception to catch swamp creatures..."
1208t3_9bo8y8,"Email Logs Reveal Correspondence Between Clinton Associate, Fusion GPS, and Russians at Trump Tower Meeting.. ""Just Assume the fake new will ignore"""
1209t3_9bokxz,"Far Left Eats Its Own, Wil Wheaton Censored, Suspended (Pedo had it coming)"
1210t3_9boks3,Hilarious!
1211t3_9bokn9,FITTON: The Deep State doesn’t want to do a damage assessment on Hillary Clinton’s unsecured server because to do so would undermine the fiction that Clinton caused no damage & deserved no prosecution.
1212t3_9boklo,"Apparently, the brains at Dick’s never made the connection that many many people active in sports might maybe possibly own a firearm or support the 2nd Amendment. Oh, to be a fly on the next board meeting wall."
1213t3_9boka9,Twitter Blocks Some Conservatives Including VP Mike Pence from 'Moments' Feature
1214t3_9bok3a,This is CNN.
1215t3_9bojxs,Please WAKE UP!!!
1216t3_9bojw2,Actor Gérard Depardieu accused of rape
1217t3_9bojuq,WTF IS THIS?? Chuck Todd Warns of Possible Mueller Bombshell: ‘I Wouldn’t Miss Work Tomorrow’
1218t3_9bojug,Cosmo UK puts beached whale on cover to promote morbid obesity
1219t3_9bojqj,I was enjoying my time in Vegas until I saw this outside my window... All of a sudden this sellout & traitor is a HERO?!
1220t3_9bojon,"GOT MINE, GET YOURS!! ��‍♂️�� MAGA never tasted so good. Hopefully my skin color triggers the libtards even more � #BlackLivesMAGA"
1221t3_9boj9x,"American goes to London, finds it has become a lot like Shitholistan!"
1222t3_9boj6q,2018 Midterms
1223t3_9boic6,"Hollywood....please stop raping people, please?"
1224t3_9boibc,UK refuses to back UN inquiry into Saudi 'war crimes' amid fears it will damage trade
1225t3_9boi82,Me when I find out Donald Trump cancelled a pay raise for government employees.
1226t3_9boi6f,Liberals ruin everything
1227t3_9boi36,Russian Hackers Appear to Shift Focus
1228t3_9boi21,"LIVE: President Donald Trump MASSIVE Rally in Evansville, Indiana - August 30, 2018"
1229t3_9bohz0,Were so blessed to live in the greatest fucking country ever. America.... Kicking ass and grabbing Em' by the pussy.
1230t3_9bohv9,"Flashback to 2008: Have some fun with the usual suspects in ""Time for Some Campaignin'"""
1231t3_9bohsk,"Trump Legal Team Preparing Counter-Report Which Will ""Delegitimize"" Mueller ""Illegal Investigation"""
1232t3_9bohlj,Painting Muhammad with Bob Ross
1233t3_9bohl2,Just a racist dog whistle quote by the president
1234t3_9boqry,Redemption of car loan application when my APR is already at 4% with 2 streamer friends and family advice
1235t3_9boa7d,Has anyone ever taken the CRA was targeting in Panama Papers law firm pockets millions from Lac-Mégantic compensation fund
1236t3_9bnvra,Is this prebuilt on eBay do you think of it
1237t3_9bpaqe,W H I T E. P E O P L E.
1238t3_9bpa9z,We don’t want to MONKEY IT UP. Do we?
1239t3_9bp9ye,"No, the South African Government Has Not Actually Stopped Its Plans to Steal Farmers' Land"
1240t3_9bp9t3,MRW I encounter terminal TDS sufferers.
1241t3_9bp9nt,The picture CNN won't ever air
1242t3_9bp9ic,Old time Based Cartoon predicts the future. 60 years old. Sounds familiar. Just get past the ad
1243t3_9bp95k,New cosmo model is thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
1244t3_9bp925,"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
1245t3_9bp8vn,"Poll: Two-Thirds of Conservatives Don't Trust Facebook, Believe Social Media Censors Conservatives"
1246t3_9bp8su,"And here I thought ""AMERICA FIRST!"" was a protect our county freedom loving thing to say.... turns out it's racist and associated with David Duke and the KKK (or so Spike Lee would have you believe using actors and scripts)"
1247t3_9bp8s9,Some Considerations For South African Farmers...
1248t3_9bp8af,Trump disbands Commission on Voter Fraud... And replaces it with the Document and Benefit Fraud Task Force! ICE ICE BABY
1249t3_9bp86d,My name is Lori Klausutis - I was an Intern for Joe Scarborough but I was found dead in his office and nobody remembers.
1250t3_9bp85f,Texas Probes Another Democratic Primary Race for Potential Mail Ballot Voter Fraud - The Longview News-Journal reported that 787 of the primary’s mail-in ballots tallied represented more than 37% of the votes cast in this contest - Brown defeated Williams by five votes
1251t3_9bp7xr,Hollywood Cucks leave out most important part in humanities history of space travel; planting the American flag on the Moon in the film ‘first man’.
1252t3_9bp7py,Were 18 To 20 CIA Sources Killed Or Imprisoned Because Hillary Clinton’s Emails Were Being Hacked In Real Time By China?
1253t3_9bp7ou,"Journalist goes to Londonistan to experience the Islamic culture there: ""I’ll remember it[Londonistan] for its failed multiculturalism. Or perhaps this is what successful multiculturalism looks like."""
1254t3_9bp7n1,THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP!
1255t3_9bp7g0,The ever-shifting narrative of the Left
1256t3_9bp7fm,Pepe 'members!
1257t3_9bp7c2,"British woman gives first aid to a man who broke into her house, then he rapes her..."
1258t3_9bp74v,Who are these people? Are they even real? | Winning is bringing them out of the woodwork for all to see.
1259t3_9bp74i,Google Is Trump’s Most Dangerous Enemy
1260t3_9bp6l7,Sadiq Khan bikini-clad blimp to be flown over London in protest at 'Trump Baby' - Khan said 'Can you imagine if we limited freedom of speech because somebody's feelings might be hurt?' - Can we fly one of Muhammad? - The Big Mo?
1261t3_9bp6h2,MLK Would Be Pleased With Black Americans' Gains Under Trump
1262t3_9bph9n,"2 terms, 2 genders, 2 womps, 2 patties! Got a double-double at In n Out tonight"
1263t3_9bph9i,Rudy Giuliani: What are the odds the DOJ or Mueller have begun an investigation of Bruce Ohr for violating 18 USC sec. 208? That’s a federal felony unless he disclosed all facts to the DOJ and has a written waiver. How many of you know what that is?
1264t3_9bph70,"'m also having a Rally tonight. There are 30,000 voices inside my head right now."
1265t3_9bph4y,PETA wants Maine officials to build a gravestone in memory of thousands of lobsters who died
1266t3_9bpgyb,Muh popular vote �
1267t3_9bpgu5,"Just learned that a high school teacher in my area had Beto visit her students, but claims politics has nothing to do with this decision."
1268t3_9bpgqv,Soros Democrats Promise to Shut Down First Amendment
1269t3_9bpgpo,"[REDACTED] allows users to have all sorts of snarky anti-conservative usernames. But if your username is GetAGripLefty, that's too uncivil and you're banned. Meanwhile they allow all their left-wing users to berate and insult you. Civility, my ass."
1270t3_9bpgoq,NEW. FOUNDING. FATHER.
1271t3_9bpgoe,Dem rep warns immigration officers following 'illegal' Trump orders: 'You will not be safe'
1272t3_9bpgf0,Biggest takeaway from tonight's rally? ​He is not through with Crooked Hillary....not by a long shot
1273t3_9bpgdy,"When a restaurant donates to the Democratic Party, Republicans simply shrug their shoulders and move on. When a restaurant donates to the Republican Party, Democrats break out the damn torches and pitchforks."
1274t3_9bpfzk,A MOB in Mexico has burned alive a pair of suspected child kidnappers after dragging them out of a police station.
1275t3_9bpfw0,Gosh damn I love this man!
1276t3_9bpfrn,Stop.
1277t3_9bpfof,"Biden/Kennedy 2020, Let’s do this!"
1278t3_9bpfng,Santa at Evansville rally!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS CONFIRMED
1279t3_9bpfge,"Fifteen years ago today we lost Charles Bronson, who remembers GEOTUS channeling him at the impromptu rally in Franklin, TN in Oct 2015?"
1280t3_9bpeyw,President Trump threatens 'to get involved' if AG Jeff Sessions doesn't 'do his job' to root out corruption Within DOJ
1281t3_9bpe48,ICE Busts 160 in Texas Plant!
1282t3_9bpe25,"Martin Luther King Jr.’s Niece Was Almost an Abortion Victim, Now She's a Pro-Life Champion"
1283t3_9bpdlw,"Oi, Yanks. You got a loicense for your memorials?"
1284t3_9bpdin,It's Happening
1285t3_9bpdgc,How sustainable is wind power?
1286t3_9bpdey,Why do Democrats hate men?
1287t3_9bpldu,"Found a stolen bike (perfect for my daughter, turns out he WASN’T a fraudster"
1288t3_9bptwa,His name is Seth Rich. And China has her emails.
1289t3_9bptug,MS-13 Mother and Child Arrested near South Texas Border - A full family unit of Pelosies Sainted Tainted Angels - And the illegal alien's keep coming this must be fixed
1290t3_9bptck,Even two year olds are skeptical
1291t3_9bpszr,Donald J Trump: The Art of the Deal & How It Saved The World - The Demise of the Deep State
1292t3_9bpsvt,"Do you guys check out the NY Times comment section? They are completely delusional. They admit the tech companies are biased. Also, the NY Times picks also supports comment about a cancel to Trump's Twitter. That sounds a little biased to me. These people then say they are anti-authoritarian."
1293t3_9bpsfh,There's still hope for Canada.
1294t3_9bps8u,Texas town scrutinized for blocking Muslim cemetery plan
1295t3_9bps4c,"Yeah. That ""very good reason"" is that he knows the shit you've been pulling and he's had enough."
1296t3_9bps3l,How I feel in college at 33; part 2.
1297t3_9bps1v,This is why the Left cannot allow blacks to have stable families and actively promotes the destruction of of the Nuclear Family.
1298t3_9bps19,I'm in the In-n-Out line. Chick-fil-A is the line to the left.
1299t3_9bprva,"Do We Pick Up a Seat in Rhode Island? - Ad hits Sheldon Whitehouse's Climate Change obsession: ""Sheldon is kind of a Doofus"""
1300t3_9bpro5,"Proof it Was a Setup: Email Logs Reveal Correspondence Between Clinton Associate, Fusion GPS, and Russians at Trump Tower Meeting | Breitbart"
1301t3_9bprjy,Fox are no better than The New York Times
1302t3_9bprj0,MORE POTUS PROMISES KEPT: Seven Men Sentenced for Their Roles in an International Child Exploitation Crowdsourcing Conspiracy
1303t3_9bpr63,INDIANA RALLY LETS GO PT. 2!!
1304t3_9bpr55,"Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff among Democrats ‘guilty’ of using phrase ‘monkey around’ - Where was the outrage?"
1305t3_9bpr3u,Anon points out that POTUS miming 2 Q's in the air. (2h10m50s)
1306t3_9bpr0z,"Omarosa, whom Trump brought in to work in the White House in spite her shoddy employment history in the Clinton administration, has a necklace with a pendant that the FBI identifies as a ""girl lover"" pedophile symbol."
1307t3_9bpr08,TFW Laura Ingraham wacks your peepee on national tv
1308t3_9bpqy2,"You lose, illegals"
1309t3_9bpqsk,"NOT AFRAID of Mueller Special Counsel! We demand answers on Mueller team bias! Judicial Watch sues for text messages of Andrew Weissmann, Mueller anti-Trump top deputy who attended Clinton's election night party --and is now caught up in Fusion GPS-Ohr Dossier scandal!"
1310t3_9bpqj8,So much for the dem's boycott. This is an east bay area In-n-Out!
1311t3_9bpqii,THE HOTTEST TRUMP SONG ON THE INTERNET! Trump vs The Very Fake News! MSM is the Enemy Of The People!
1312t3_9bpqgm,"""I Won't Let Google, Facebook Or Twitter Censor Conservative Voices"" President Trump SLAMS Mega Liberal Corporations For Suppressing Searches, Posts, And Free Speech"
1313t3_9bq07r,How Would Voting Democrat In The Mid-Term Benefit Anyone?
1314t3_9bq06b,"TRIGGERED! ""Justice Department Sides Against Harvard In Racial Discrimination Lawsuit"""
1315t3_9bq04t,Trolling to the top tier! LMAO!
1316t3_9bpzz7,Trumptr! I like it.
1317t3_9bpzrp,More intolerance from the tolerant left.
1318t3_9bpzj4,"Dana Loesch's Family Threatened, Conservative Backlash Ensued (The Left is Sick in the head)"
1319t3_9bpza1,"Ex-CIA betrays his Chinese agents..... Note the dates, these CIA agents are deep plants, not James Bond..... Hillary pinned the tale and Brennan hammered the tail to the wall...."
1320t3_9bpz5j,Former ICE Agent David Ward Mercilessly STOMPS Andrew Cuomo and Cynthia Nixon for their fiery anti-ICE rhetoric during their Wednesday debate.
1321t3_9bpyyw,What Witch Hunt? Look at All the Indictments and Convictions Now Flowing In! - despite a year of $20 million and 17 attorneys - none of it has anything to do with the Trump campaign and Russian collusion - Now Chinese hackers?
1322t3_9bpyv5,Use this to piss off liberals. Accuse them of being bots
1323t3_9bpysi,"Jeffrey Toobin Praises 2018 Stanley Cup Champions - ""Widely perceived as an African-American Team"""
1324t3_9bpyq5,Trump: Let's see if Hillary Clinton gets away with it
1325t3_9bpynu,Santa?
1326t3_9bpyff,Joe Biden's son implicated in scandal involving the receipt of money from foreign entities while Joe Biden was in office.
1327t3_9bpydv,"The Opioid Lawsuit Circus - Last week, Cuomo, jumped on the litigation bandwagon - Bashed “unscrupulous” drug companies for “pumping human misery into our communities.” - Biggest cause of opioid deaths are illegal drugs like fentanyl and heroin - Fix your state"
1328t3_9bpybe,Hoosier Daddy?
1329t3_9bpy37,What should offend me today? Computers
1330t3_9bpy14,Laptop. On desk.
1331t3_9bpy0a,Trump to freeze raises for guberment workers
1332t3_9bpxyk,Meme
1333t3_9bpxvc,'CHEERS': Season 3 - Diane Chambers submits her version of a Fellini film
1334t3_9bpxv6,Throwback Thursday
1335t3_9bpxu8,Protect Political Speech from the Tech Oligarchs with The Civil Rights Act of 2019
1336t3_9bpxej,"""What Would You Do?"" show makes ""Manager tells man he needs to remove his MAGA hat"" episode."
1337t3_9bpxay,"On Chris Cuomo show: Andrew Gillum ""We need a confederation of states"" Liberals: Wow so intellectual and smart. Ron DeSantis ""We need a confederation of states"" Same Liberals: ""Ron DeSantis wants to bring slavery back to the south"""
1338t3_9bq06w,I think it should be counted as part of NAFTA and that’s what I’m pursuing.'
1339t3_9bqdo4,"A Video Game Loot Boxes Removed in Europe from Overwatch, Heroes of the way the media jumps on the front page are not left wing"""
1340t3_9bqmru,Hmmm. Non-Boycott. This is the 1st time that I have seen temperament & reason from a large swath of the Left. The 1st time something right leaning isn't literally Hitler. Could be huge precdent and a sign that maybe a good number of Libs are tiring of the constant outrage over everything.
1341t3_9bqmro,No bail for former San Antonio-area teacher and principal charged in child porn case
1342t3_9bqmqa,� Russia's gdp is 1/10 of USA; is that deficit based on how much they paid to help GEOTUS win the Republican nomination?
1343t3_9bqmdg,"What's that? ""Please post more examples of outright hypocrisy from political profiteers?"" OK!!"
1344t3_9bqmc4,Who's next
1345t3_9bqlz5,Flashback Friday: 2017 - That time when the leftist commie outrage mob destroyed a women-owned Portland business.
1346t3_9bqlso,President Donald Trump! We love you!
1347t3_9bqkva,Do liberals really want to boycott thsi?
1348t3_9bqklt,"GET WOKE, GO BROKE: Clay Travis explains ESPN’s disastrous decision to pander to the loudest voices on social media, and its ripple impact on politicizing the sports world in general:"
1349t3_9bqk3k,Nigel 2020
1350t3_9bqk0h,I support the United States Space Force
1351t3_9bqjw6,We Cannot Afford to Monkey Around While Socialists Take Over
1352t3_9bqjm4,#MAGA
1353t3_9bqja8,This motherfucker
1354t3_9bqiw9,"Trump threatens DOJ, FBI to 'start doing their job' or he'll 'get involved' during Indiana rally ""Our Justice Department and FBI have to start doing their job and doing it right and doing it now because people are angry. What’s happening is a disgrace."""
1355t3_9bqiu3,When liberals boycotting you gets you even more customers
1356t3_9bqiix,"China’s Ministry of State Security Is Operating in Silicon Valley, Says Former Intel Officer"
1357t3_9bqidn,"CNN Says Critisizing Antifa is Racist. No, that's not clickbait. They actually said that."
1358t3_9bqhvh,The Sword of a Thousand Truths
1359t3_9bqhcw,Make America Great Again
1360t3_9bqh8b,MRW coming back to check on T_D after a few hours away.
1361t3_9bqh61,Zucc hates our favorite meme man.
1362t3_9bqgn5,Trump delivers and you get triggered
1363t3_9bqggj,the most racist band to ever exist
1364t3_9bqgbk,"Saavedra: Man who stole ‘MAGA’ cap, threw drink in teen’s face indicted on felony charges. [Link In Comments]"
1365t3_9bqscp,The more meat the more American. May I present to you my 4x4. MAGA!
1366t3_9bqryz,"Corrupt media worried about Faith Goldy winning the election for Toronto mayor? Instead of ignoring the Trump fan which they did for a month, they are now unleashing hit pieces. ""Toronto Police Should Discipline Officers Who Posed With Faith Goldy"""
1367t3_9bqrfq,"Tucker Carlson with the kill-shot, straight for the jugular."
1368t3_9bqrf0,"r/redacted FLASHBACK: ""If I had a choice between getting rid of ISIS or American Christians, I'd get rid of the Christians in a heartbeat."" Thank goodness they lost, boys."
1369t3_9bqqzd,"Trump: 'I will get involved' if DOJ 'doesn't straighten out' issues, ""Look at what [Clinton] is getting away with, but let's see if she gets away with it,."""
1370t3_9bqqv4,Swedish Leftist Spread Lies About Opposition Parties in Arabic Social Media Posts
1371t3_9bqqm6,Remember Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bell Air? This is him today. Feel old yet?
1372t3_9bqqf5,Hmm......MAGA ‼️‼️��������� The Oil Export Boom
1373t3_9bqq89,“Former” Mexican president.. trumps more business man then politician but he doesn’t understand economics.. what an idiot
1374t3_9bqq3h,*Shuffles Deck* Urinals Are Sexist! Failing NYT on Leftist Vandalism of Public Urinals in Paris
1375t3_9bqq37,Posting A Picture of the Cuomo Boys Every Day Until Andrew Cuomo is Removed From Office - Day 13
1376t3_9bqq2o,"At the Indiana Rally tonight, President Trump said .."" our Justice Department and our FBI have to start doing their job and doing it right and doing it now,' Trump said, 'because people are angry. People are angry."" (archived)"
1377t3_9bqpu3,University of Illinois to Honor Obama with 'Ethics in Government' Award | Can't make this stuff up!
1378t3_9bqpql,"The DOJ better start doing their jobs. Or else the God Emperor is going to “GET INVOLVED”. Paging YOU, sleeping Jeff Sessions."
1379t3_9bqplr,Republicans need to wake up before Silicon Valley completely wipes them off US's political landscape
1380t3_9bqpdq,Unforgivable crime...
1381t3_9bqp5k,EU Trade Commissioner Gives Ground: We’re Willing To Drop Auto Tariffs To Zero (If The US Will Do The Same)
1382t3_9bqp3n,"Time Magazine using Brazil's ""Trump"" as a dig of Trump hating gays. We love our gays don't we folks?"
1383t3_9bqp0t,Sheriff Joe will be picked by AZ Gov. Ducey for AZ's replacement of John McCain.
1384t3_9bqox9,What am I even reading?
1385t3_9bqowb,Always a good sign for your Eulogy.
1386t3_9bqoth,Robert Mueller has a plan in place to continue his wide-ranging Witch Hunt even if President Trump pulls plug
1387t3_9bqosq,We are almost there.
1388t3_9bqopu,"On Tucker - Fitton: 'Deep State' Doesn't Want to Conduct Damage Assessment of Hillary's Private Server... they don't want to grapple with this because to do so would undermine the fiction that what Hillary did caused no damage and deserved no prosecution."""
1389t3_9bqoed,Trump is a time traveler CONFIRMED
1390t3_9bqqws,Comedian who impersonated prime minister for hiding in car at auction instead of returning it
1391t3_9br36s,"Not quite the same phone as me, and i got this, thanks Japan"
1392t3_9brgeq,you can just say they really care about democracy
1393t3_9brgd2,"Took my boy to see POTUS for our first time. My son has had a rough year, lots of seizures and a school shooting at his high school in January (14 shot, 2 killed). Could not be prouder. Strong boy. I wanted him to see a strong President. And we did."
1394t3_9brfsg,How do Liberals stay Liberals?
1395t3_9brfl6,The Truth Will Set Us All Free
1396t3_9brfii,Shocking moment driver lashes out with a knife in front of horrified children
1397t3_9brejr,The Fake News Media’s posthumous love fest for John McCain is getting fucking ridiculous.
1398t3_9breb9,"SAVAGE SANDERS: The WH Press Secretary’s Best Media Smackdowns, Part 2"
1399t3_9brdur,Maine DOT denies PETA's request for Route 1 lobster tombstone | PETA wanted a memorial to commemorate a lobster spill!
1400t3_9brde8,"UE vs Poland - The last bastion of Europe. You chose yourself, who is right and who is wrong, is this the Europe you know ?"
1401t3_9brcsg,Lets boil it down
1402t3_9brcsb,Love for President!
1403t3_9brce8,"Confirmed: Over 1,000 Big Tech Executives Donated to Democratic Super PAC ActBlue Since 2015"
1404t3_9brc2y,It’s time to meme war again
1405t3_9brbz7,INSANE VIDEO - Line for the Trump Rally!
1406t3_9brb2y,Shut up and go back to searching for ManBearPig!
1407t3_9br9y0,It all starts with abuses of the FISA system for political opposition research; yet we never hear a single voice calling attention to the DOJ-NSD and FBI abuse of this system.
1408t3_9br8ci,A kind word for leftists who are getting really tired of losing ...
1409t3_9br893,"A Tweet from March 12th worth repeating (nothing's changed lol): ""THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER A 14 MONTH LONG IN-DEPTH INVESTIGATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION OR COORDINATION BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA TO INFLUENCE THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION."""
1410t3_9br7za,"The Microsoft News Facebook page held a Trump election poll, and it went exactly as expected. MAGA!"
1411t3_9br7xa,MAKE THE MEDIA CRY AGAIN!
1412t3_9br7e2,Deutschland has had enough! This Man needs a Coat .
1413t3_9br705,Can seaweed make dairy farms more eco-friendly?
1414t3_9br6sb,"Libs, let's reach across the aisle and BUILD! THAT! WALL!"
1415t3_9br6kx,A millennial’s gripe with today’s media...
1416t3_9br6dl,"What professor really told FBI about Trump, Russia and Papadopoulos: “Cybersecurity was never the direct object of any of our communications.” (DOH!)"
1417t3_9brm33,Here's What Happened When Zimbabwe Seized White Farmers' Land
1418t3_9brlg1,THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE LEFT
1419t3_9brl8u,"I know we’ve seen some of the biggest sore losers ever over the past two years but let’s not forget this asshole, THE ORIGINAL SORE LOSER."
1420t3_9brkkw,Billboard advertising abortions for black women.
1421t3_9brju7,YouTube comment from a CNN video. These are the kinds of extreme Leftist fringe nuts that comprise CNN’s audience these days.
1422t3_9brjn5,HIFW I comment in a normie Sub
1423t3_9brj2r,State Department Refutes WaPo Story - Passports To Citizens Denied More Under Obama Than Trump
1424t3_9brj0t,Here's my vow as a naturalized citizen of the United States of America [kind of long backstory]
1425t3_9brip5,"The Tuam unmarked mass grave originally had gravestones, but still didnt stop those who voted for pro-abortion carrying around babies shoes in protest"
1426t3_9brimu,"You can try again, ASAP Mr Reaper..."
1427t3_9brim0,Barack Obama was born in the U.S. It was his own book publisher that started the false rumor that he was born in Kenya. NPR later repeated the false claim.
1428t3_9brikt,Trump tweets are 'messages from some alternative universe': China Daily
1429t3_9briaa,It’s 2018 and CNN still doesn’t know how memes work
1430t3_9brhtk,"DEAR LEFTY LOSERS: Just walked to 'In-N-Out' for a tasty burger, met a Christian Kid there with his College Soccer Team and we prayed for ya'll ... We just can't stop WINNING!"
1431t3_9brq96,"Driver Who Allegedly Killed Oregon Couple In DUI Crash Is Illegal Alien, According to ICE"
1432t3_9brq5o,"BLM & WSIWV: 'White Silence Is White Violence?' ... Arrests, Pepper Spray, Obscenities, Obligatory Nazi Chants ... Heated UNC Silent Sam PROTEST ENGULFS CAMPUS"
1433t3_9brps2,ICE agents arrested 160 suspected undocumented workers at the north Texas worksite this week.
1434t3_9brpal,"German Riots In Chemnitz, Is This The Tide Turning? - YouTube"
1435t3_9brp6i,Trump Threatens to Pull U.S. Out of WTO If It Doesn’t ‘Shape Up’
1436t3_9bro8q,What Dark Secret Lurks Behind the Deep State Cabal Against Trump?
1437t3_9bro7e,"Where did ""White Privilege"" come from?"
1438t3_9brnuu,EVERY. LAST. ONE.
1439t3_9brn29,"List of ""bias"" actions against conservatives"
1440t3_9brmwf,Twitter Blocks Some Conservatives Including VP Mike Pence from 'Moments' Feature
1441t3_9brmrx,It's rigged folks. Google is playing a dangerous game
1442t3_9brm6k,"The Inhabitants of the MUSLIM COMPOUND In New Mexico ""were so whacked out that other Islamic Extremists would say, THOSE GUYS ARE NUTS, I want nothing to do with them."" - Terrorist Expert Ryan Mauro"
1443t3_9brujw,"Trump Says Mueller Investigation Is ‘Illegal’, Trump-Appointed Judge Says He’s Wrong"
1444t3_9bruf4,Actual Lucky Charms commercial. Not a parody.
1445t3_9brucn,Chris Cuomo almost REDPILLS while inteviewing Rosie O'Donnel
1446t3_9bru3h,Trump rejects EU offer to eliminate auto tariffs
1447t3_9bru16,Egypt appoits its first-ever Christian woman as governor. WOHOOOO!
1448t3_9brtza,Eminem drops an album for No Name?
1449t3_9brt4x,Sources: NBC Threatened Ronan Farrow If He Kept Reporting on Harvey Weinstein
1450t3_9brsru,What Bias? Google Labels Donald Trump Ku Klux Klan Leader
1451t3_9brsp7,"When you want to support In-N-Out, but you live in Hawaii"
1452t3_9brse8,"Trump: We Will Not Tolerate Censorship, Blacklisting, Rigged Search from Big Tech"
1453t3_9brrnk,We Got Santa's Endorsement
1454t3_9brqsg,Sen. Dianne Feinstein Honors ‘DONALD McCAIN’ On MSNBC ... Looks like she's been sharing Maxine's Meds ...
1455t3_9brptp,FWD: PANSY LIBRULS ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT THEIR MISTAKES!!!!!! I fixed this one photo makes my nuts itch
1456t3_9brek0,"Is this thing as effective at the Bard faction quest line, anybody know how to avoid them?"
1457t3_9brzyr,Charge me for the cause
1458t3_9bs7rl,When liberal activists and Hillary voters pretending to be honest journalists at CNN and the rest of MSM say they're not biased
1459t3_9bs7mr,"Actual overheard conversation from two libtards in Durham,NC."
1460t3_9bs6nx,F-35C Lightning II Conducts Operational Test-1 Aboard USS Abraham Lincoln
1461t3_9bs6lm,Change My Mind: Trump Is Not A Fascist | Louder With Crowder (Title should be changed to Trump / Pence 2020 and be used as a political ad to show the insanity of the Left)
1462t3_9bs2yl,german dude gets enriched
1463t3_9bs246,The Real Collusion Issue
1464t3_9bs18g,Former Google Leader: Trump Made a 'Good Point' About Google
1465t3_9bs0ia,"""We aren’t going to show you stuff from the pages you like because it’s for your own good :-) "" - Facebook"
1466t3_9bs07w,"Gender-pending Antifa thug threatened and hit BASED black guy, got thrown to the ground."
1467t3_9brzx9,Everything You Need To Know About The ‘Muslim Extremist’ Compound In New Mexico
1468t3_9brzd6,61% of Big Tech Employees Agree with Blacklisting Alex Jones
1469t3_9brz6v,Vancouver pedes! Where you at?!
1470t3_9bry7c,Thou shalt not impeach the best President ever
1471t3_9bry6o,Facebook Removes Anne Frank Center Holocaust Post for 'Violating Standards'
1472t3_9brxta,"Free Food, Free Healthcare and only the Police have guns! Sounds like Liberal paradise: Or Prison"
1473t3_9brxd0,How Do You Like Me Now Soy Boys!
1474t3_9brx21,Professor touts 'ecosexuality' as 'environmental activist strategy' | Tree Huggers Will Never Be Looked At The Same
1475t3_9brw34,The hatred of Trump is astonishing.
1476t3_9brvuv,Joining the fun and supporting the IN-N-OUT located in San Francisco!
1477t3_9brvrz,Rare Golden Pepe
1478t3_9brvk5,"Trump Campaign Manager: If Trump 'Leaves Twitter' for Alt Platform, 'Twitter Is Done'"
1479t3_9brv4l,Trump threatens to pull US out of World Trade Organization
1480t3_9brv3q,Trump: Sessions will remain in job until at least midterms
1481t3_9bruz1,How to piss off commies
1482t3_9bsanf,"Diego has fathered between 350 and 800 tortoises, which have different pigments to help them find prey, such as pebbles and shells for calcium development"
1483t3_9bsh91,Neil Armstrong Movie Doesn't Feature American Flag (Why Hollywood Sucks)
1484t3_9bsh5y,Why We Need a Convention of the States | Frontpage Mag
1485t3_9bsh4j,"When someone ask you what the Trump Card is, this 10 second clip is his prime example."
1486t3_9bsh1t,Liberals Want To Boycott All Companies That Donate To The GOP? Fine! Let Them Start By Avoiding ALL Oil Companies.
1487t3_9bsgzk,Illegal Accused of Killing Mollie Tibbetts Lived in Trailer Frequented by Mexican Nationals (Imagine My Shock)
1488t3_9bsgw6,Trump economy crushing CNN lies
1489t3_9bsgn8,A tale as old as time.
1490t3_9bsgbp,They should totally try Socialism
1491t3_9bsfcf,Story of my life... Keep it up guys!
1492t3_9bsf3d,Raise your flipper if you are old enough to remember when people tried to control what was on television because people were too stupid too change the channel? Raise your other flipper if you are tired of the censoring Alex Jones because they are still too stupid ‘change the channel’
1493t3_9bsf2r,MRW Family and Co workers sing Obamas praises!
1494t3_9bsdzu,President Donald J. Trump fights actual Nazi. Circa 2018
1495t3_9bsdz7,"Gonna HAVE TO REREAD bc it's THaT FuCkEd uP--(1 man, 1 woman, yet charged with 2 counts rape and 1 count sexual assault from same 'event'---Pls explain how these were the charges!) She bandaged him after B&E, gave bank-card, he scissors her and steals hubby's bike. WTF?"
1496t3_9bsdxn,Donald Trump Jr. Would Encourage Supporters to Join Alternative Social Media
1497t3_9bsdra,"Germany: Muslims screaming “Allahu akbar” and “We’ll kill you all” storm hip club, stone clubgoers"
1498t3_9bsc6h,Found a fellow patriot in the badlands of Facebook. He’s out doing God’s work in our attempts in red pilling the sheep.
1499t3_9bsbln,"They are not sending their best, folks!"
1500t3_9bsbkc,Dear Abby....
1501t3_9bsbgl,Legacy Media Lies About the Number of School Shootings in America (Time for MSM to go to Cell Block C)
1502t3_9bsbdz,"Google: ""Files Not Found"""
1503t3_9bsbdm,The TRUMP CARD
1504t3_9bsb7v,Sick and tired of people saying Trump didn't EARN his money.
1505t3_9bsb0n,"""IMPEACHME...I Never Said That..."""
1506t3_9bsafo,Obama's Deflatable vs Trump's Impenetrable Economies
1507t3_9bslri,"According to the Pew Research Center, Sweden could be as much as 30 percent Muslim by 2050, up from less than four percent in 2000. Such vast changes over a short period of time would cause anxiety in any country."
1508t3_9bsle6,"Moon trolling, we promised a martyred leader we were going to land a man on the Moon. Or, Neil Armstrong's NASA Oh shit moment came when POTUS created Space Force!"
1509t3_9bsl8q,Fake News Comes Cheap.
1510t3_9bskm6,"'American journalism is a hollowed out husk of its former self, zombified and stumbling through the news cycles on a daily basis in the hopes you don’t realize that its goal is in no way the pursuit of truth, but rather the issuing of marching orders to the masses.'"
1511t3_9bskg6,Pro-Amnesty 'Republican' Eyed for McCain's Vacant Senate Seat
1512t3_9bsjun,Keep this in the media!! FBI now refusing comment on whether they met with ICIG about Hillary emails being auto-forwarded to China! Of course they did! Three times! ICIG has already stated so! Link in comments
1513t3_9bsjth,LMAO... That was the whole point of the Space Race.
1514t3_9bsjpl,"Report: Over 1,000 Big Tech Executives Donated to Democratic Super PAC ActBlue Since 2015"
1515t3_9bsik5,Is POTUS signaling what is to come regarding Crooked?!
1516t3_9bsiip,Man accused of stealing teen's MAGA hat indicted by grand jury
1517t3_9bshqi,Victor Davis Hanson must-read: POTUS must immediately declassify everything—EVERYTHING—and we need 2nd Special Counsel. Link in comments
1518t3_9bshhh,Canada: ‘When it comes to negotiating “Robert Lighthizer is a vicious son of a bitch”…
1519t3_9bt2bq,"CNN, ABC, CBS all have something in common"
1520t3_9bt243,"Geraldo: ""The President should lay off the special council; he's got them on the run...to get into the gutter is beneath the dignity of the President."" Listen here, Jerry Rivers. If the President doesn't stick-up for himself, you sure as hell wouldn't do it for him."
1521t3_9bt1i4,"In 1860 the GOP was born in Ripon Wisconsin. The GOP founded Ripon College, where 9/11 Memorial was Cancelled Citing Muslims’ Feelings! To arms, call, e-mail & boycott! This must not stand!"
1522t3_9bt1ct,"Everything Geraldo says after ""I think..."" is WRONG!"
1523t3_9bt1bw,"THE LEFT TRYING THEIR HAND (and failing) AT BEING LOGICAL. Tell me asshat, how does a newer, right leaning media outlet grow to the size of the WSJ if they are purposely omitted from Google? Also, isn’t it worse to be “un-explicitly” politicized - like the Atlantic?"
1524t3_9bt1bp,Are people waking up??
1525t3_9bt15k,Fake News includes not reporting the real news. NBC attempted to protect Hillary's friend and Democrat big wig Harvey Weinstein.
1526t3_9bt124,"Chicago, #WalkAway From The Democrats. They Have Failed You!"
1527t3_9bt110,"FLASHBACK: Here's a Long List of Top Democrats Saying ""Monkeying Around"""
1528t3_9bt0u1,Daily Dice! Suckerburg has new problem!
1529t3_9bt0ge,Explosive Ivy League Study Repressed For Finding Transgender Kids May Be A Social Contagion
1530t3_9bsztm,A Dem Media Lie That GOP Is Hostile to Minorities
1531t3_9bszp2,Pray for South Africa
1532t3_9bszhd,Official list of UK Police equipment from the government website's training material
1533t3_9bsze7,"Shhh, better not to disturb their delusions..."
1534t3_9bsz5w,First rally was amazing!
1535t3_9bsyz6,"Help take the fight to the Media and Big Tech at r/MediaGateMovement - we're forming an activist shareholder group, because Conservatives, Libertarians and independents own way more stock than Liberals - THEY WORK FOR US!"
1536t3_9bsyo7,None of these journalists have been fired for making racist remarks. None of them have had their social media accounts suspended for hate speech.
1537t3_9bsymq,Billboard advertising abortions for black women.
1538t3_9bsyhx,"Sleepy eyes Chuck Todd has predicted a BIG something coming from Mueller today. He says 5pm is the deadline because Mueller won’t want to announce something between Labor Day and Election Day, so that he’s not accused of interference. I’m calling BS. Fake News! Mueller announces sky is blue."
1539t3_9bsyfx,Just a Picture of the CORRUPT PEDOPHILE Leading the Senate Race in NJ. Child Prostitutes and 18 Counts of Corruption / Lead to Mistrial and he is Leading the Race?!?? #WakeUpNJ!
1540t3_9bsyda,It’s gonna be Trump vs the looney left in November
1541t3_9bsxv7,Another leftist rewrite of our history.
1542t3_9bsxsj,MAGA all day
1543t3_9bsxhd,"$80,000 of the left eating itself, Animal Style"
1544t3_9bszby,"Foie gras and badger culling would be a state visit, one of the 34,361 refugees and migrants give Germany baby boom"
1545t3_9btdq1,If salt is made of fissile material decays to a cloud chamber?
1546t3_9btl8z,Powerful reason not to take a knee.
1547t3_9btl6s,"Just a reminder that John Stewart, the left's darling, criticized CNN, and no one batted an eye!"
1548t3_9btl24,� every time I see the left brag about a poll from Fake News
1549t3_9btkyz,Donald Trump saves the last white children of London. Circa 2024
1550t3_9btkwg,Based thinking man knows what's up.
1551t3_9btkrp,"Slate contining to prove just how badly they try to clutch pearls, so badly they cant even clutch the right ones."
1552t3_9btklg,Just doing my part to support the boycott
1553t3_9btki5,Moped Thugs Hold Unarmed Police at Gunpoint in Sadiq Khan's London (Economic Migrants & 3rd World Sh*tholers)
1554t3_9btk6t,Austrian Police Offer Reward To Identify Burqa-Wearing Bank Robber (More Cult Enrichment)
1555t3_9btk6l,"CNN: How to prepare for ex-President Trump. ""Imagine him tweeting out commentary on every move his successor makes. Imagine him continuing to fire up crowds at campaign-style rallies. Imagine him starting his own news media empire He will be dangerous. He is already indulging white supremacists"""
1556t3_9btjzr,I guess this will be my new favorite show
1557t3_9btj5f,Only in philly criminals are free
1558t3_9btiz9,Mark Levin Show PODCAST August 30 2018
1559t3_9btikv,Free Assange!
1560t3_9bticl,"The sound of Mullahs whining, must not to be confused by the 5 daily Calls to Prayer called the Mezuzah. Wait, it's also Jewish! Hold on, I didn't know Islam shares Mezuzahs w/Hebrews?"
1561t3_9bti6a,Why White South Africans Can't Leave Even Though They Are In Danger (Time to bring Real Refugees to America)
1562t3_9bti1z,"A California Democratic Party Chairman Eric Bauman called for a boycott against In-N-Out burger over its donations to the GOP — and it backfired almost immediately. A Twitter user wrote ""I don't care who donated what to who when it comes to a double double."" Wait, Kalifornia? Is there hope?"
1563t3_9bthu2,Just cuck my shit up fam.
1564t3_9bthn1,Silent Motivation Daily POP Quiz #19
1565t3_9bthh8,Hollywood movie removes Buzz Aldrin planting American flag on the Moon. Why just stop there with your Bullshit!
1566t3_9bthcf,Well those pesky Russians are at it again. Taking in 15000 refugees who will rape and oh wait its the White Africans from South Africa. They will rake not rape. They are farmers.
1567t3_9bth9n,YUUUUGE!
1568t3_9btgyw,White is a swear word to TheAtlantic leftists.
1569t3_9btgy0,Mark Zuckerborg Has a New Problem! MUTINY!
1570t3_9btgjm,Seriously: Google Search For “Ku Klux Klan” Brings Up Picture of Trump
1571t3_9bu6sr,This is How One Commits Political Suicide in Texas: Pro-O'Rourke Protester Admits at Cruz Event He Wants to Take Their Guns Away
1572t3_9bu6mg,Joe Scarborough is a murderer
1573t3_9bu6it,Germany happening!
1574t3_9bu6ie,logic.doc has not been found
1575t3_9bu6hb,hollywood is just sucking their commie Chinese overlords as usual... fuck em
1576t3_9bu6ay,Hollywood has announced they will be making a movie about Iwo Jima.
1577t3_9bu6ak,Were being Brigaded (for the 500th time)!! Batttle Stations!!!
1578t3_9bu69w,China is treating Islam like a Mental Illness
1579t3_9bu682,Master Tweetconer
1580t3_9bu5zt,"John McCain's values are ""lacking"" in Congress. LOL. Sorry Cuck Chris Wallace, POTUS isn't giving you an interview."
1581t3_9bu5vi,Libtards dont realize what they just did. Boycott backfire in effect.
1582t3_9bu5tr,Oh Dear: More Devastating Leaks From Bruce Ohr Testimony….
1583t3_9bu5lj,The left : Conservatives and Republicans stupidly vote AGAINST their own interests!!! Also the left : Conservatives and Republicans stupidly vote FOR their own interests!!!
1584t3_9bu5da,When you can’t partake in the boycott rebellion of In-N-Out because they do not have any in Wisconsin.
1585t3_9bu5bz,Black Trump Supporter(with the best socks eva) in Indiana: I Can't Keep Up with the Jobs Trump Created
1586t3_9bu5ac,Turn off the NFL - Odell Beckham Jr.: Black Athletes are Treated Like 'Zoo Animals'
1587t3_9bu53k,Combined GIFs: The Fake News media every time GEOTUS fires off another tweet at them...
1588t3_9bu50t,Nuf Said
1589t3_9bu4kk,The Democratic Pedophile's Republic of Kaliforniastan has passed a bill saying women are too stupid and/or lazy to get onto corporate boards.
1590t3_9bu4ic,John McCain passed a false propaganda document partially created by Russians to a treasonous crew at the Justice Department to try to bring down a popularly elected President. He is no hero. He is quite the opposite and always has been throughout his career.
1591t3_9bu4gi,The Hard Truth About Hypergamy | Rollo Tomassi and Stefan Molyneux
1592t3_9bu4ex,Despite the fake news Puerto Rican’s are still based!
1593t3_9bu4eu,Who would be a Great Replacement for Sessions as AG?
1594t3_9bu4am,Daily Reminder
1595t3_9bu47k,Titanic McGrath is definitely a #2
1596t3_9bueb7,NBC News Covered Up 'Credible' Rape Allegation Against Harvey Weinstein
1597t3_9bueam,"They don't show the post, or the official's name. These fucking people...�"
1598t3_9bueal,Any way we can get Marshall reunited with his father so he stops stalking GEOTUS?
1599t3_9bue6a,GLUE ON THE EYEBROWS TRUDEAU ... U.S. & Canada slug it out as deadline looms to clinch NAFTA
1600t3_9bue58,"'If someone could get those tear drops from Meghan McCain, that would be great."""
1601t3_9bue4e,Deep State RINO Bob Corker Shocked When Told US Tariff's Are Working On Europe! ( 8/21/18 Senate Hearing)
1602t3_9budvb,Beto O'Rourke Tried to Flee Scene Drunk-Driving Crash
1603t3_9budlu,"Blockbuster revelation! Mueller's disgraced, crooked top prosecuter Weissman actually has been part of a conspiracy with Bruce Ohr and the other DOJ/FBI conspirators for decades! He worked with them! (this is what you are being distracted from with McCain's nonsense)"
1604t3_9budk4,Spread it like Wildfire
1605t3_9budj2,"HOLY SHIT THE WALLS, THEY'RE CLOSING IN"
1606t3_9budik,Armed criminals pulled up alongside a British police van on a moped and aimed a gun at the officers to free a burglar
1607t3_9budgu,Democrat Billionaire Bloomberg hijacked justice system with donor-funded climate-change prosecutors
1608t3_9buddv,Friend on Facebook posted this. I have a real hard time not posting FBI statistics right now.
1609t3_9bud48,AMERICA FIRST: 1969 EDITION
1610t3_9bud41,"Sen. John McCain's 2008 running mate Sarah Palin not invited to his funeral, reports say"
1611t3_9bucun,Leftist Media Members BEG Pelosi to Ditch Idea of Being the Democrat's Leader After Midterms
1612t3_9bucu0,MOLON LABE ... SOFT BITCHES
1613t3_9bucry,Is Ocasio-Cortez A Harbinger? Poll Shows Democrats View Capitalism More Negatively Than Ever Before
1614t3_9bucrl,Anyone else find it really disrespectful that Trump wasn’t invited to this service?
1615t3_9bucn3,"OOPS, MUST HAVE SAFE SEARCH ON."
1616t3_9buc6x,"Get this. John McCain planned all these extreme and non regulation honors for himself before he died. He was an arrogant, conceited, spoiled brat all his life until the day he died."
1617t3_9buc2k,Beto Tried To Flee Drunk Driving Scene After Causing High-Speed Crash
1618t3_9bubqp,"THIS is the post from desantis Facebook page that liberals claim is ""racist"". I think it's racist to claim that Melania isn't better than Michelle Obama"
1619t3_9bubkr,Two prosecutors leave Mueller's office - CNNPolitics
1620t3_9bubjt,AT&T now owns CNN... Time to boycott AT&T Cell Phone Plans
1621t3_9bub9u,Super intense tic-tac-toe game at the picture on the stairs instead
1622t3_9butr5,Ukip News: Theresa May's Tory Party Now Receiving More Donation From Dead People Than The Living. XD
1623t3_9butqf,"When will minorities see the truth clearly evident in the voting record of the Democrat party? All this, and they love funding Planned Parenthood to kill minority babies..."
1624t3_9butm0,This youtuber has done an amazing thing. He recreated most of Obama's supposed family photos from cutting and pasting them BACK into the originals. (this is one playlist of 3 short videos. Go to his channel where he has others)
1625t3_9butjh,Mods of r/redacted have no shame
1626t3_9buthi,Vote Republican Song- The Deplorable Choir
1627t3_9butde,Not going to be much left of CNN.
1628t3_9but13,Tucker Gives Former Antifa Organizer a Chance to Explain Himself
1629t3_9busx6,Trump please deport that guy for destroying them
1630t3_9busws,TIL that John McCain wrote his own epitaph. HAHAAAAAAA
1631t3_9busve,Here’s the first post-primary poll of the race for Florida governor
1632t3_9busvd,"ASSIMILATION. INTEGRATION. PATRIOTISM. Warning: Liberals being triggered... Mohammad Kabiya, Arab-Israeli IDF Search & Rescue Soldier: I am a proud #Israeli ... What is most important to me is the guardianship of the state of #Israel , my birth place and the #birthplace of my family."
1633t3_9busgc,"Every time Canada tries to negotiate, Trump holds up a picture of a Chevy Impala"
1634t3_9busfu,Ford Motor Co has abruptly killed a plan to sell a Chinese-made small vehicle in the United States because of the prospect of higher U.S. tariffs
1635t3_9busd0,Theresa May dances (again) as she wraps up Africa trip
1636t3_9bus6y,My face when I live too far away from in-N-out burger to eat there
1637t3_9burxv,Sweden has solved the rape epidemic. Ban men!
1638t3_9burwc,I think they’re polling the wrong people at WaPo.
1639t3_9buruq,Tucker = socialist piece of shit
1640t3_9buru3,"Nancy Pelosi: ""I'M AN INTELLIGENCE PERSON; MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN HISTORY"" ( I keep tellin' y'all, she's gonna have a Grand mal )"
1641t3_9bursg,Lefties upset with Dems for confirming judges so they can hit the campaign trail: 1 in 7 U.S. circuit court seats is now filled by a judge nominated by Trump.
1642t3_9burs3,Question Everything. Especially things they try to hide.
1643t3_9burly,"Devin Nunes: ""Horrible what’s happening to In and Out Burger in CA. Democrats/SOCIALISTS have targeted them because they gave money to CA Republican Party. If you live in CA please show them support by eating there as frequently as you can."""
1644t3_9burli,"Illegal alien Allegedly Faked Abduction To Gain Citizenship. Cortes also admitted to living in the U.S. Victims of crime who are nonimmigrants can be eligible for U-visas, which allow certain victims to stay in the U.S."
1645t3_9burgl,Enemy of the People - Press Publishes OFF THE RECORD Remarks Trying to Blow NAFTA Deal
1646t3_9bura6,These people are hopeless
1647t3_9bv1r5,"I hope President Trump weighs in on this “First Man” controversy. America needs to be reminded that the United States got to the moon, despite star Ryan Gosling insinuating that it was a collaboration between Canada and China and everyone else."
1648t3_9bv18v,"Found this in r/pics, thought I'd share it here."
1649t3_9bv11t,Direct hit! We are going down! WE ARE GOING DOWN!!!
1650t3_9bv0rt,"China struggles to curb its reliance on US buyers, suppliers"
1651t3_9bv0l7,Anybody remember all that BP Oil Spill? Wonder how much $$ actually made it to the local community.
1652t3_9bv0ia,Leftism Vs Trump Train
1653t3_9bv06j,"Going in for my first colonoscopy, pedes! Prayers and well-wishes accepted for either a clean bill of health, or the discovery and full removal of CNN! If anything happens to me format my hard drives!"
1654t3_9bv04q,Look out North America. This time Canada means business.
1655t3_9bv043,Liberalism is the religion of Peace
1656t3_9bv00f,Maybe Jeff should apply for a job at NBC next. Their execs are also great at looking the other way.
1657t3_9buztu,The Truth Will Set Us All Free | RealClearPolitics
1658t3_9buzrq,"Make Art Great Again! I’m learning how to wood burn, how’d I do?"
1659t3_9buzrn,"New ""Joker"" Movie to force Trump-analogy in. Apparently script was so bad, the creep Alec Baldwin dropped out immediately"
1660t3_9buzrh,"Ohhhh noooo, that suuuucks! Dick's same store sales fall 4% ""unexpectedly"" after cucking to anti-Second Amendment advocates and ending ""assault rifle sales"" in its stores."
1661t3_9buznd,MFW a Senator dies and orchestrates multi-day funerary services all just to spite one man.
1662t3_9buzmo,"Progressivism Takes Its Place among the Major Religions. Just as Muslims believe that the whole world should be converted to Islam, Progressives believe that the whole world should be converted to their leftist agenda."
1663t3_9buzkj,UNRAVELING ~ Two Prosecutors Leave Mueller’s Probe
1664t3_9buzjt,Twitter is Trump's laser pointer. The media is his cat.
1665t3_9buzer,�
1666t3_9buz5l,South Korean President Moon Fires Five Ministers
1667t3_9buyvw,Let’s play a game. Who can find the most things wrong with this story. AP Sources: Lawyer Was Told Russia Had 'Trump Over a Barrel'
1668t3_9buy0v,Oh Canada...
1669t3_9buxur,Thanks trump (follow my liberal fighting twitter @giantercouch/fight me liberals)
1670t3_9buxpx,"Wait a Minute. I Don't see no damn tofu burgers on the menu, so the snowflakes never ate there in the first place."
1671t3_9buxl4,With the single stroke of a pen! BUILD IT!
1672t3_9butnt,"Some modern toilets now operate on this day due to a communication mixup Marines in which he was sad to leave Austria by the DPRK calendar, or Juche calendar system"
1673t3_9bvh9n,Two lawyers leave Robert Mueller’s office
1674t3_9bvh8m,Maxine BTFO
1675t3_9bvgpe,"Scumbag George Clooney acts like a douche when talking about Communism, good guy Josh Brolin respectfully teaches us about Capitalism."
1676t3_9bvgms,America doesn’t actually lead the world in mass shootings
1677t3_9bvgmd,"The state of California in a nutshell: ""Did you just say 'good boy' to the female Velociraptor??!!"""
1678t3_9bvghv,The MADMAN is going to get a bigger crowd than the inauguration!!!!
1679t3_9bvgf7,"Mr. President, please make an EO immediately that takes away the power of private companies to engage in censorship on public platforms without a court order. Thanks. ~Your Supporters"
1680t3_9bvgee,My olive branch to Wil Wheaton
1681t3_9bvgcg,Censorship | The European Disease must be Quarantined & Contained
1682t3_9bvgaz,Biggest Stadium in Texas!
1683t3_9bvga9,You can just hear it. like a stadium full of rees
1684t3_9bvfqc,"I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October. I’m picking the biggest stadium in Texas we can find. As you know, Ted has my complete and total Endorsement. His opponent is a disaster for Texas - weak on Second Amendment, Crime, Borders, Military, and Vets!"
1685t3_9bvfok,"I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October. I’m picking the biggest stadium in Texas we can find. As you know, Ted has my complete and total Endorsement. His opponent is a disaster for Texas - weak on Second Amendment, Crime, Borders, Military, and Vets!"
1686t3_9bvfoa,Pope Francis has directed Washington DC Cardinal Donald Wuerl to the Vatican to avoid arrest for his role in a child sex abuse scandal. Francis reportedly wants Wuerl out of the country “lest he reveal all he knows” about the Catholic Church’s actions in the scandal.
1687t3_9bvfmo,2012 Chick-fil-A boycott: Sales soared 12% for the year. Leftist boycotts are good for business!
1688t3_9bvfif,The Chinese government killed 20 CIA operatives after gaining access to Hillary Clinton's private email server
1689t3_9bvffl,BREAKING: Trump responds to criticism from washed-up rapper Eminem... with his own lyrics.
1690t3_9bvffe,Don’t let billionaires set priorities for attorneys general
1691t3_9bvf87,PROOF that r politics is filled with downvote bots! 13% within 10 seconds!
1692t3_9bvf17,Ford kills plan to sell Chinese-made vehicle in the United States bc of tariffs. (Msm still paints as bad)
1693t3_9bvf09,Can we just take a moment to look at how badass Trump looks
1694t3_9bvewy,Creepy Bill never changes
1695t3_9bvege,"North American Technical people, who spent years learning their skills, cannot compete with minimum wage immigrants. They watch as people in other industries earn a living while big tech cheapens them into oblivion."
1696t3_9bved3,Leftists are starting to show their true colors when confronted
1697t3_9bve79,Flag on the moon gif
1698t3_9bvc17,"If you're not in a cold shower, meditate, and go to the rest of your excursion"
1699t3_9bw4ss,This is a Spanish achievement
1700t3_9bw4r4,Texas Man Indicted After Allegedly Grabbing Teen's MAGA Hat at Whataburger
1701t3_9bw4i5,How do you think the liberals feel about my new license plates? This bad boy runs on liberal tears and freedom! #MERICA #MAGA
1702t3_9bw4gr,"I know we love our In N Out burgers, but let's not forget the best Chicken! Chick File A restaurants average ~4M in revenue/location!"
1703t3_9bw42t,"Finally, Scott Adams gives up on BLM and Hawk Newsome, proving once again that you can’t MAGA with BLM mentality."
1704t3_9bw40m,DeVos to roll back Obama-era Title IX regulations deemed unfair to the 'accused'
1705t3_9bw3tt,"Farrakhan, Sharpton, Jackson, and both Clintons....front row at Aretha Franklin's funeral......no Obamas? That would have completed the front row of idiots."
1706t3_9bw3qg,Kek
1707t3_9bw3m1,Oh Bill... Never change.
1708t3_9bw3bi,It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is officially dead.
1709t3_9bw32y,Classic
1710t3_9bw315,NAFTA talks rocked by media leak of off-record Trump comments on Canada
1711t3_9bw2ad,So did Trump collude with Russia after they had him “over a barrel”?
1712t3_9bw1k0,This was a Jamaican achievement...
1713t3_9bw16f,"So, after Tax Cut Crumbs & a Raise @ Work the Wife & I went LooKing for a NeW USed Car! We haven't owned a NeW Car BefoRe, so we shoPped aLl the deAlers. GuesS wHat, aLL these AmericAn CArs are AcTually Built in Can'TaDa; stuNned we Will onLy buY USA buiLt Cars!"
1714t3_9bw0wg,Remember to Up-Vote!
1715t3_9bw01b,This was a New Zealand achievement...
1716t3_9bvzys,President Trump Participates in a Signing Event on Strengthening Retirement Security in America
1717t3_9bvzma,"Internet Mocks Trudeau over Pipeline Failure, Lists Pipeline on Kijiji Hoping for Buyer"
1718t3_9bvzc5,Corrupt MSM - NBC threatened to 'smear' Ronan Farrow if he exposed Harvey Weinstein: report
1719t3_9bvz21,If the Pope and Catholic Church knew and hid systemic child abuse ...
1720t3_9bvys8,"""That's not the Neil Armstrong I knew"""
1721t3_9bwjiq,Ford not selling a car due to tarrifs. No they arent selling the car because people wouldnt buy the car.
1722t3_9bwj75,They just keep chipping away at the only thing holding us back. If they only knew just how ready we are.
1723t3_9bwj5k,Minutes after Space Force lands on the moon...
1724t3_9bwj2a,"Chuck Todd of NBC, recently blamed Fox News for the public’s lack of faith in the establishment media."
1725t3_9bwik9,"Develop free speech policies or face funding cuts, Ontario tells colleges"
1726t3_9bwig4,"Dahnald, I'm On My Way To Find The Biggest Stadium Dahnald!"
1727t3_9bwie4,"Hey look , Robert Mueller lying to congress about mass spying on Americans by the NSA , and his sidekick James Clapper"
1728t3_9bwia6,Knoxville man accused of creating real life human Centipede on the run
1729t3_9bwi5m,"#StopTheBias - TRUTH about Google's SOTU practices, ""highlighting"" GEOTUS' 2018 SOTU for 1 hour - then immediately promoting the Democrat Response. As usual, MSM carries water for monopolistic anti-Trump megacorporation."
1730t3_9bwi0t,"Wide eyed, mouth agape...no question Slick Willy is a sex craved perv"
1731t3_9bwi0d,"Trump Girls vs Libtard Girls: Oh man, check her out vs AHHHH! My eyes!"
1732t3_9bwhh0,Federal employee pay raise.
1733t3_9bwh79,Sit down.
1734t3_9bwh53,"“Let’s poll a small number of people over the phone, make sure 70% of them aren’t republicans, and pretend that this represents the 90+ million voting age adults in the entire country.” FUCK THE FAKE POLLS"
1735t3_9bwh52,Scott Adams talks about Kanye’s idea of teaching the black community to think like rich people.
1736t3_9bwgll,Brad Pitt tells Trump to STFU
1737t3_9bwgjl,"Wow, I made OFF THE RECORD COMMENTS to Bloomberg concerning Canada, and this powerful understanding was BLATANTLY VIOLATED. Oh well, just more dishonest reporting. I am used to it. At least Canada knows where I stand!"
1738t3_9bwgez,Use this new weapon responsibly.
1739t3_9bwge2,Old Bill fondly remembering his trips on the Lolita Express.
1740t3_9bwg64,OY SHEPARD SMITH. YAH YOU. FUCK OFF.
1741t3_9bwfvy,The new North Korea Summit coins from the White House gift shop came in today. BEAUTIFUL!
1742t3_9bwfqv,"Trump gives ""off the record"" comments to media. Media immediately leaks them."
1743t3_9bwfqs,California bullet train project on track to blow through billions of more dollars
1744t3_9bwfi5,California bullet train project on track to blow through billions of more dollars. on track to cost more than $100B
1745t3_9bwdbz,"YSK, due to a year"
1746t3_9bwy6y,Good Catholics all over the world are filled with righteous anger over Pope Francis’ cover up of predator Priests and Bishops horrendous actions!!! RESIGN NOW!!!
1747t3_9bwy24,Find someone who looks at you like Bill Clinton looks at Arianna Grande when Hillary ain’t around
1748t3_9bwxt1,"We have the best trannies, don't we folks?"
1749t3_9bwxs2,Ford scraps plan to sell Chinese-made Focus in US amid trade war
1750t3_9bwxlz,"CNN Unhinged: Aretha Franklin's eulogy by Al Sharpton, bogus reverend goes full retard! Insults POTUS, refuses to lead mourners in prayer, or conduct a spelling contest!"
1751t3_9bwxl0,Jihad Exposed in America
1752t3_9bwx5e,State Dept Refutes WaPo 'Fake News': Passports To Citizens Actually Denied More Under Obama Than Trump
1753t3_9bwx4r,Found the balloon in Seattle
1754t3_9bwx1q,Why is Putin making Trump work so hard to make an America first trade-deal?
1755t3_9bwwvs,Man Arrested For Opening Fire on Bus Containing Swedish Populist Politician
1756t3_9bwwv9,Canada and Us army having fun 1v1 tug of war
1757t3_9bwwfe,What? You guys don't remember when Black Panther became the first political activist to plant The Intersectional Communist LGBTQ Furry pride flag on the moon in the name of Wakanda? One small step for Xer one large step for humankind he said.
1758t3_9bwwe7,Not Again Bill!!
1759t3_9bwwcu,What are you looking at Bill? Clinton's gaze towards Ariana Grande sparks internet frenzy | The man cannot even check out a tush in peace.
1760t3_9bwwak,President Donald J. Trump is Strengthening Retirement Security for American Workers
1761t3_9bww6t,"POTUS ROCKS the HOUSE: ""Keep America Great!"""
1762t3_9bwvxg,MRW Trump tweets something spicy
1763t3_9bwvif,"Bombshell Daily Caller Report Refutes Claims Of Clinton, Obama, Comey And The Mainstream Media"
1764t3_9bwvcn,Julius Malema's We Need a United States of Africa Speech
1765t3_9bwvbv,"No ""In N Out"" in your state? Buy a gift card like a donation"
1766t3_9bwvbn,11 Year Old Child Bride Speaks Out Before Being Killed
1767t3_9bwva7,Based Rand taking a stand
1768t3_9bwv07,"GET IN HERE, PEDES!!! Daily Caller story on ICIG warning to FBI about Clinton>China auto forward emails specifically notes they found 30,000 (!!!!!) emails involved! Are these the 30k DELETED HRC EMAILS?!! Link in comments"
1769t3_9bwuwf,"OHIO - WHITE TRASH - RECLUSE & UNEMPLOYED: China studies 'White Trash' to understand Trump – In Ohio, ""white people"" haven't worked for several generations and don't leave Ohio, she told reporters at a briefing on the trade war in Beijing on Monday."
1770t3_9bwute,"NO CLASS. Al Sharpton asked to eulogize Aretha Franklin at her funeral, uses it instead to attack Trump"
1771t3_9bwvh4,Am I the only drugs i do speed recreationaly?
1772t3_9bxcxt,"At $20 I have a mother, Champ?” “Yes, but I found it helpful"
1773t3_9bxr83,Mark My Words... [H.R.5404] + [E.O. Blocking the Property of Persons Involved in Serious Human Rights Abuse or Corruption] = OUR FINANCIAL FREEDOM.
1774t3_9bxr5f,Trump Admin Speeds Up Process of Defunding Planned Parenthood Abortion Biz
1775t3_9bxqv9,“ sit down a lemme tell you why communism doesn’t work”
1776t3_9bxquf,And cnn does it again
1777t3_9bxqqb,2 people help Hillary Clinton up the stairs at Aretha Franklin's funeral services in Detroit
1778t3_9bxqol,(Generic anti communist title)
1779t3_9bxqcm,Some the most sensationalist BS I've ever read. This is the leftist media.
1780t3_9bxqc8,Election2016.veg
1781t3_9bxq5l,"some Anon posted this in the wild on a comment thread regarding Hillary getting ""helped up steps"" to Aretha Franklin funeral viewing..."
1782t3_9bxptr,Former ICE Chief: Cuomo Should Send Immigration Officers ‘Thank You’ Letters Instead of Insults
1783t3_9bxpsl,Jfc. Im sick of reading about the entire left lining up at the glory hole to service this dead fucks legacy.
1784t3_9bxpjz,1998 Police Reports Show Dem. Senate Candidate Beto O’Rourke Tried To Drive Away From DUI Crash
1785t3_9bxpec,"Search up “Idiot” on Google, you get pictures of Donald Trump and his family. Do the same on Duck Duck Go and it’s actually not all about Trump. I just downloaded the app (Duck Duck Go) on my iPhone. It’s a lot better and faster search engine also! I don’t want to support Google or cucks anymore."
1786t3_9bxpea,CNN: NBC tried to kill Weinstein story
1787t3_9bxozi,Just a coincidence???
1788t3_9bxoy3,"U.S. Alerts Congress of Mexico Deal, Says Canada Can Join On | See Justin, You Can Play Too!"
1789t3_9bxowy,Oh Noooo: Beto O'Rourke tried to drive away from a DUI crash
1790t3_9bxoua,"As Election Looms, Sweden Is Burning Again Tonight"
1791t3_9bxosh,U.S. announces immediate end to UNRWA funding - Arab-Israeli Conflict
1792t3_9bxoh6,"Illegal Alien, previously deported 10 times, sentenced to nearly 10 years in prison"
1793t3_9bxo89,Marilyn Monroe was a racist ....
1794t3_9bxo67,"Perfect solution for the leftards & socialists = ""there's a place where you get 3 free square meals a day...free healthcare, a free place to sleep, only the guards have guns...perfect liberal paradise....it's called PRISON"""
1795t3_9bxnx3,JUST LEAKED OBAMA ERA PHOTO!!
1796t3_9bxnm3,Anti-Gun Agenda Notice: Mexipornia Legislature Passes Minimum Age Increase for Long Gun Purchases
1797t3_9bxnkd,Crap! I think I have unintentionally donated to the Kerry 2020 Campaign Committee!
1798t3_9bxtv5,Two More EPA Staffers Have Resigned Amid Scott Pruitt Is Running Out of Texas High School After Classmate Detained by Security at Second Airport
1799t3_9bybck,Liberals need to STOP PRETENDING they care about John McCain. Using his DEATH as political FUEL!
1800t3_9byb8f,Make sure YOU don't watch this fcuking Anti American Flag movie.
1801t3_9byb6e,The peoples POTUS. Love this man
1802t3_9byb13,They're not even hiding it are they?
1803t3_9byayx,The Land Of The Free....
1804t3_9byay7,Oh Bill..... He's still a rapist and it's still on Infowars.com
1805t3_9byaxz,HA! GOTTTEEEMMM!
1806t3_9byaox,Afro American pedes: please clap to turn the beat around on this left-meme (Ron Desantis remix)
1807t3_9byaop,"Why are other countries, liberals, and hollywood so desperate to pretend this isn't an American accomplishment?"
1808t3_9byaoo,Anyone else think President Trump is the Tom Brady of politics?
1809t3_9byald,Washington post reporter implies TRUMP supporters are not a reality based community.
1810t3_9byan0,Trump/Cruz
1811t3_9byair,California moving to FORCE companies to have women on their Board of Directors. What happens when Crooked Hillary has the other applicants murdered and takes over Apple? This is a VERY DANGEROUS precedent.
1812t3_9byae2,Winning feels good folks! Happy Labor Day!
1813t3_9bya86,Reason #84875 No One Takes The Left Seriously
1814t3_9bya7r,PJW: Female South African journalist threatened with gang rape for questioning land grabs.
1815t3_9bya61,"Taiwan to Make English Official Language - “I will set a policy goal next year to make Taiwan a bilingual country, with English and Chinese being its official languages,” Lai told the United Daily News - Taiwanese & Mandarin are the current languages - Not the simplified Chinese used on the mainland"
1816t3_9bya3p,BOOM! Mattis Authorizes National Guard Troops To Stay On The Border For Another Year - WINNING!
1817t3_9bya0k,"Ugandan Woman, Ghanaian Man Deny Female Genital Mutilation of 3-Y/O"
1818t3_9by9ym,Obama ‘Swung The Pendulum’ Too Far On Campus Sexual Assault
1819t3_9by9s1,Tell us how you really feel Hellboy
1820t3_9by9r4,What part of this is difficult to understand?
1821t3_9by9oo,"Hahaha OF COURSE! Shortly after She Guevara accused Lil Benji of ""catcalling"" her so she could hide from debating him, commie feminists now declare that people are mean to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just because she's a girl! The left's best excuse for bad performance: BIGOTRY, SEXISM etc"
1822t3_9by9db,Watch out folks...the 'DEAL MAKER' might run in 2020!
1823t3_9by97x,"During the Great Meme Wars I posted this on Cuckbook. To my surprise, a friend from Seattle told me that this picture had made him feel such great Patriotism that it changed his mind and made him vote for Trump. Memes and Dreams matter. The US is the greatest. NEVER FORGET THAT. #MAGA"
1824t3_9byht3,Socialism is Evil
1825t3_9byht1,President Trump Blasts Newsom’s Universal Healthcare Plan for Illegals: What Happens if Whole World Goes to CA?
1826t3_9byhfa,UK: Armed criminals pulled up alongside a police van on a moped and aimed a gun at the officers in an attempt to free a suspected burglar detained in the back in London
1827t3_9byh6r,The German media at the behest of Chancellor Merckle are censoring the public decapitation of a one year old baby. LET THEM KN ALREADY!
1828t3_9byh6n,"Cynthia Nixon wants to debate Cuomo at 76 degrees, says cold rooms are 'sexist'"
1829t3_9bygxi,We’re not going to make it after all ☠️�
1830t3_9byglv,Lighthizer Submits 90-day U.S-Mexico Trade Modification Notification to Congress…
1831t3_9bygiy,GET THAT WALL UP FAST: Mexican Cartel Gunmen Kidnap Woman near Texas Border
1832t3_9bygie,When there is that big of a discrepancy.....you need to reevaluate your methods
1833t3_9byghn,"London Mayor Sadiq Khan wearing a yellow bikini has been given the green light to fly over the city on September 1, 2018"
1834t3_9bygdj,"I'm not crying, you're crying � This is so true."
1835t3_9byg8x,"Notice how the left waits for these wonderful men to pass away to try and re-write their history. Liberals are thieves of our history. They are leaches, a virus we have to eradicate to protect our culture and our history. If you love your country and history, boycott First Man(let)."
1836t3_9byg70,American as apple pie? NOPE! Pedophilic as /redacted
1837t3_9byfww,“President Donald J. Trump is Strengthening Retirement Security for American Workers”
1838t3_9byfuo,You’re dead to me Gosling.
1839t3_9byffw,"There's still a few hours left in the day for Mueller to drop the ""Friday Bombshell"""
1840t3_9byff5,"Democrats must ""Resist"" Nationalism or there is nothing separating them from inheriting the National Socialist Party of the Nazis."
1841t3_9byfc8,People not Killary who were also never anyone's President
1842t3_9byf9b,What does the media want Trump to do about McCain? Cry and share goblin tears? Get over it!
1843t3_9byf94,"If it Doesn't Fit, Just Omit! #2"
1844t3_9byexs,This is not what our Founding Fathers intended. Politicians with this attitude make up the elected portion of the deep state.
1845t3_9byegc,Overwatch
1846t3_9byef6,Find someone that looks at you the way that Bill Clinton looks at every woman not named Hillary Clinton
1847t3_9byeek,The TIP of the iceberg here: Over 3 Thousand Foreign Nationals Were Registered To Vote In 13 Jurisdictions! according to Public Interest Legal Foundation research released this past Monday.
1848t3_9bye7g,Trump is Strengthening U.S. Retirement Security
1849t3_9bynyg,Just noticed that the Walk Away campaign is having a march on Washington in late October! How exciting!
1850t3_9byntp,UC Berkeley Offers Class on 'Deconstructing Whiteness'
1851t3_9bynqj,"I cab take liberals in moderation, but Portland was too much for me. Everyone was angry and a chip on their shoulder."
1852t3_9bynon,Time to bring back Public hangings: More Than 20 MS-13 Gang Members Arrested In California
1853t3_9bynlu,MEDIA ALERT:DoJ and FBI made a mockery of FISA court process in order to get Trump. Will there be accountability? Will discuss on Sean Hannity tonight with Gregg Jarrett at 9 PM on Fox.
1854t3_9byniy,"Eminem regrets calling out Trump on new album. ""“That line in the sand, was it even worth it? / ‘Cause the way I see people turning / is making it seem worthless / It’s starting to defeat the purpose / I’m watching my fan base shrink to thirds / And I was just trying to do the right thing.."" LMAO!!!"
1855t3_9byngb,FUCK FISA
1856t3_9bync4,"""Didn't care about our flag or America, hated borders and probably would have kneeled"": US Navy Ensign Neal A. Armstrong piloting S-116 over Korea. On one of his 78 combat missions over Korea his F9F-2 Panther was hit by enemy anti-aircraft fire, destroying his right wing and forcing him to bail out"
1857t3_9bynab,You know you can relate to this.
1858t3_9byn79,"Ariana, didn't you know Slick Willie likes to ogle the ladies? (Presidential Inauguration)"
1859t3_9bymui,John Kerry Leaves 2020 Presidential Run on The Table
1860t3_9bymhz,"ARE YOU TRUMP-CURIOUS? -----> Liberals have begun identifying as ""TRUMP-CURIOUS"" and are beginning to attend Trump rallies to see what GEOTUS really has to say first hand."
1861t3_9bymhq,"""but abortion is just for extreme cases. Women will never use it as a form of birth control!"" -planned parenthood"
1862t3_9bymhj,"ALRIGHT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! These pussy liberals can run their mouths all they want, but when they fuck with my man, all-American hero Stretch Armstrong, those mother fuckers have gone TOO FAR!"
1863t3_9byme3,"You have to show ID to buy cigarettes, but you don’t have to show ID to vote!"
1864t3_9bymdv,"Democrat Congressman Threatens US Officials For Deporting Illegals Who Have Forged Birth Certificates -- ""YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE BECAUSE YOU WERE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS."" This Is The State Of America Today."
1865t3_9bym9k,"The American Bar Association Just Gave Brett Kavanaugh Its Highest Possible Rating - Now the Dems only have ""but muh FEELINGS"" as an excuse not to confirm Kavenaugh"
1866t3_9bym0c,"""National Security Division found no records responsive to the request"" for FISA transcripts"
1867t3_9bylm5,"Syria reveals fate of people thrown into 'slaughterhouse' jails! 42,000 tortured & killed in grissley fashion! NSFW"
1868t3_9bylfe,TRUMP cuts nearly $300 million in aid for Palestinian refugees (oh the libs & socialists will be freaking over this)
1869t3_9byl94,Just had an argument with some incel and I said US citizens have more rights then European citizens and gave a source and he straight up said it must be baised because it disagrees with him. Lol.
1870t3_9byl8i,Ringleader given 8 years in prison for beating teen in livestreamed attack - hate crime from last year with white victim. Law and Order are returning.
1871t3_9byl8c,“Iconic moments in generic international history.”
1872t3_9byl23,Flashback Friday: WaPo’s Fake News Fake Polling. �� Proven Liars and Frauds.
1873t3_9byl05,Old Slick Willy is at it again
1874t3_9byu6b,Dork Todd is a moron.
1875t3_9byu5x,Facebook 'Employee Error' Responsible for PragerU 99.9999% Drop in Reach
1876t3_9byu51,NASA: Original Moon Landing Flag Photo Released
1877t3_9byu29,Just how blatantly hypocritical do you have to get in order to realize you're on the wrong side of history?
1878t3_9byu1o,****CRICKETS****
1879t3_9bytzm,"""Russiagate"" is part of the establishment parties' strategy to silence any discussion of international relations outside the bipartisan consensus of endless war & global military domination. How else could they take trillions of dollars for war while American communities crumble?"
1880t3_9bytss,"LOL! Check out Robert ""Beto"" O'Rourke Punk Rock Band's Name"
1881t3_9bytns,I'm Doing My Part. Are you?
1882t3_9bytdc,Washington post reporter says TRUMP supporters are not living in a reality based community. Here are the people who she thinks are living in a reality based community.
1883t3_9bytco,"READ THIS ARTICLE..holy f%%k! Pastor Jasper Williams Goes Off On Black-On-Black Crime At Aretha Franklin’s Funeral (not the best place to do it, but WOW! he nailed it on the head!)"
1884t3_9bytam,A while back I made a post about prayers...Today we brought our little Trump supporting girl home.
1885t3_9byt1u,He’s coming to Texas Y’all!!!!!���
1886t3_9byszv,Your daily reminder that Bill Clinton is a Rapist
1887t3_9bysqz,when GEOTUS uses Excel
1888t3_9bysq6,Even the LATimes spell out that it’s a nuthing burger!
1889t3_9bysms,Look at all of these NASA employees celebrating the landing as a global achievement
1890t3_9bysls,Beto Texts
1891t3_9byses,This should be required reading in high schools along with the Federalist Papers and the Gettysburg Address. Nothing else matters if this problem isn’t fixed in the next generation.
1892t3_9bysbh,IMF backs South Africa’s plan to confiscate land from white farmers
1893t3_9bys87,"Bill Clinton is an ""Animal"" @ Infowars.com"
1894t3_9bys7d,Leftism as a Secular Religion by Dennis Prager
1895t3_9bys6d,Neil Armstrong was and is an American Hero and Icon Its sad that leftist hollywood wants to ruin his legacy
1896t3_9bys4h,US State Department Refutes WaPo Story — Passports To Citizens Denied More Under Obama Than Trump - WaPo is FAKE NEWS
1897t3_9bys1f,Yay! is Friday. High-energy music for all. MAGA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1898t3_9bys0e,Setting The Record Straight
1899t3_9bz02q,Google < DuckDuckGo
1900t3_9byzy2,"Bruce and Nellie Ohr had breakfast with Glenn Simpson and Christopher Steele in Washington, DC on July 30, 2016. Don't worry though, I'm sure they only talked about golf and grandkids."
1901t3_9byzpn,"Who wants to buy a brick? ""IRS Approves Tax-Exempt Status For An Organization That Plans To Crowd-Source Funding For The Wall"""
1902t3_9byzoe,UK: Man 'wielding a machete stabs two people inside Tesco store during brawl in front of horrified customers who drop their shopping baskets and run'
1903t3_9byzfc,SMOKE SIGNALS: Pocahontas AKA Elizabeth Warren promises legal weed if Dems take Senate (hahah YEAH RIGHT like that will ever happen on the DEM side...) decriminalizing weed...meh.. more PROMISES that will never be kept
1904t3_9byzej,Saw this pede in the Hawaii airport
1905t3_9byzdc,Let's see how long until I'm run off the road
1906t3_9byzcc,Donna Brazile wrote the most out of touch opinion article imagineable and it honestly reads like satire.
1907t3_9byz6f,Rip seth rich
1908t3_9byz1h,Showing some Trump love outside of Fenway Park for all you Boston pedes
1909t3_9byz17,My mother brought over In-N-Out for the family and I noticed the GEOTUS receipt. Praise Kek �
1910t3_9byz0m,Start a 'Buy-Cott': Huckabee Blasts Boycott of In-N-Out Over GOP Donation
1911t3_9byyqy,You guys excited about the new Hollywood flic about Iwo Jima?
1912t3_9byymp,"Don't worry guys, Marxists totally haven't taken control of our media."
1913t3_9byykr,60 Cases of Maternity Failings at Scandal-Hit NHS Hospital
1914t3_9byyh4,US-Canada NAFTA trade talks break up without a deal
1915t3_9byy5n,"This total loon Zephyr Teachout is running for NY AG and she just went on NPR promising to abolish ICE and give OPEN VOTING to anyone that is in New York, including illegals. She is currently leading the race. New York is fucking done for, boys. They've truly lost it."
1916t3_9byxsf,More Than 20 MS-13 Gang Members Arrested In California
1917t3_9byxmb,"Democrats Officially Label 3 Trump Aides As ""White Nationalists"" (funny thing is...I DON'T see that as a bad thing! the left can't even name call good) ""White""...ok...no problem...""Nationalist""...ok...same thing..no problem... but in DEM eyes...""White"" is racist & ""nationalist"" is evil? CONFUSED!!"
1918t3_9byxji,Liberal News SFGate reports: There's a ton of speculation that Mueller could drop something big as soon as today
1919t3_9byxg9,The Dude abides
1920t3_9byxed,Twitter Announces New Policies for Political 'Issue Ads'
1921t3_9byx6n,Why Generation Z Will Vote For Trump In 2020 (Based Generation)
1922t3_9bz5wp,Being right all the time is getting old.....
1923t3_9bz5w1,Bill Clinton showed up to Aretha Franklin's funeral looking for his next victim. Bill Clinton is a rapist
1924t3_9bz5us,"Since Jennifer Hudson is trending on Twitter, I figure I’d share an article about her and our racist GEOTUS"
1925t3_9bz5q1,How many of you would support treating social media as a public utility?
1926t3_9bz5eb,It’s called hard work
1927t3_9bz57j,Now I lay me down to sleep pray to mad dog the watch to keep...
1928t3_9bz53y,Proud American (Official Video) Moccasin Creek feat: Steve Sullivan and Wess Nyle
1929t3_9bz4pv,First man.
1930t3_9bz4oz,"As POTUS destroys drug wholesalers responsible for rising Rx drug prices, the Whiskered Rats cash unprecedented Pharma checks. Liz wants U to think Whiskered Rats will legalize weed if we give them US Senate; sheer fantasy!"
1931t3_9bz4os,Ready for the SALT
1932t3_9bz4cl,This is me pretty much every day this past year.
1933t3_9bz49a,Are Liberals Becoming Trump Curious?
1934t3_9bz3nd,Leftists make it waaaaaaay too easy.
1935t3_9bz3je,"The line in front of me and behind me.... the line is so long that they have a traffic control attendant out there to direct traffic and let other cars go through at an intersection or else it would be chaos. Good job on that boycott, Liberals!"
1936t3_9bz3cq,"Are you feeling OK, Slate?"
1937t3_9bz31e,Flashback: NBC Smeared Clinton Rape Accuser Juanita Broaddrick as ‘Discredited’
1938t3_9bz2xv,german dude gets enriched
1939t3_9bz2xg,"Seriously, I almost feel bad for them..."
1940t3_9bz2ue,Did I do good guys?
1941t3_9bz2t4,"Mattis Works Non-Stop - This Is What He's Achieved So Far - Department has realized nearly $4 billion in savings in 2018, which will be applied to more lethality - All 29 NATO members are now spending more on defense - The only questions now are how much to increase, and by when"
1942t3_9bz2qr,"Wonderful. ""U.S. Ends Funding Of UN Agency That Supports Palestinian Refugees"". No country, let alone one with $20trillion debt, should borrow money to give to a foreign group. ""the U.S. has provided more than $350 million"". 'Foreign Aid' is worse than flushing money down the toilet."
1943t3_9bz2pt,Look what Google did with a screenshot I sent IN A TEXT MESSAGE.
1944t3_9bz2p7,Our timeline right now.
1945t3_9bz2jp,The NAFTA Name Game
1946t3_9bz2uy,The crew of mission STS-51L on the surface of the Moon - The probe's mission will test the largest map of our galaxy
1947t3_9byorw,Bonding over the weekend....As a car out of the year in Antartica and the clock struck midnight
1948t3_9by9xs,Any tips for getting accustomed to using a GIGABYTE GeForce GTX 750 Ti
1949t3_9bzgfn,Dude is a good idea?
1950t3_9bzmc0,This really made me laugh. � Liberals have come a long way since these were accurate!
1951t3_9bzm7f,Ryan Gosling and Universal Studios can kiss my entire ass
1952t3_9bzlq3,"Pedes, how do you debate people who think like this? I need your H I G H E N E R G Y"
1953t3_9bzlii,China is buying Hollywood and pushing their Communist agenda
1954t3_9bzlh0,Rare footage of living 18-week miscarried baby
1955t3_9bzlf6,Bang ..Bang ...all over you
1956t3_9bzld2,"Is Hillary having another seizure in this video??? Rapid head shaking and bobbing at the beginning, handler suddenly shows up behind her holding a water bottle. Looks a little strange to me."
1957t3_9bzl7t,Chuck Yeager Shames Hollywood For Inaccurate Portrayal Of Neil Armstrong as an Anti-American Liberal Soy-boy.
1958t3_9bzl0h,"As a Canadian, Ryan has no right to downplay the United States' role in putting a man on the moon until Canada does it themselves"
1959t3_9bzkwd,MEDIA HYPOCRISY IN PLAIN SIGHT!
1960t3_9bzkvp,Deep State Shenanigans in Virginia 7th District House campaign?
1961t3_9bzk1j,PROOF: Video of someone lying over and over about repealing Obamacare
1962t3_9bzjwj,TUCKER: The demonrats are changing before our eyes
1963t3_9bzjve,"Oh, so you admit it Lawrence..."
1964t3_9bzjqe,Someone's praying for a trade deal and mercy from the BEST PRESIDENT EVER
1965t3_9bzjov,First Woman
1966t3_9bzjml,Bill is bored
1967t3_9bzjgd,It’s been a while since I’ve seen this up here. Here’s some history for a Friday
1968t3_9bzjc2,Imagine being this detached from reality
1969t3_9bzj8u,"Trump | No matter How You Interpret It, He Wins"
1970t3_9bzj65,"From the US Holocaust Museum. Ladies and Gentlemen, the modern Democrat and SJW movement today"
1971t3_9bzj0d,When I learn that there are no IN-N-OUT burger joints on the East Coast.
1972t3_9bzit2,This is how free I feel...knowing Donald Trump is my President.
1973t3_9bzie5,New drinking game. Guess if the tweet is satire and take a shot for every mistake.
1974t3_9bzicg,Sad! Canada's milk cartel makes Canadians have to pay nearly double most of the western world for milk.
1975t3_9bztdy,"I feel like this is how we count years on the post, dish focuses the signal to the other Catholic priest say to the naked eye predicted for the Battle of Stalingrad (1942)"
1976t3_9c06au,Reposting a picture of the fan i have no map of the most commonly-usd lttr in the universe but this is how it formed
1977t3_9c0dbx,Never Trumpers: Grow up!
1978t3_9c0d2p,Top Kek
1979t3_9c0cv2,"If you’re in NYC tomorrow - join us for a BBQ and discussion on fixing NYCHA, the MTA and problems that local dems have let linger for 30 years."
1980t3_9c0cu5,Journalistic standards
1981t3_9c0cpv,My prediction is SJW battlefield is gonna lose a lot of fans
1982t3_9c0ckd,Bill Clinton impressed with Ariana Grande at Aretha Franklin's funeral
1983t3_9c0cjq,"Space Force version of 'First Man': Careful, these scenes are banned in Canada and Hollywood!"
1984t3_9c0cit,Sweet child of god!
1985t3_9c0c8n,An American Monarchy? What in the hell is this shit? (US Dept of State FOI email)
1986t3_9c0c0l,What I learned after watching Dinesh D'Souza's 'Hillary's America'.
1987t3_9c0btz,"Donald Trump is the FUNNIEST President EVER by Far! Trump comedy quote: ""what's the difference between a wet racoon, and Donald Trumps hair?....a racoon doesn't have 7 billion f%cking dollars!"" (from Trump ultimate funny compilation video)"
1988t3_9c0bqx,Glad It's Not Just Me!
1989t3_9c0bn7,BREAKING: Texas Candidate trying to impress young millipedes.
1990t3_9c0bmc,"We Have The Best Memes, Don't We People?"
1991t3_9c0bet,RIP Terry Davis
1992t3_9c0b3x,‘I am proud of who I am’
1993t3_9c0aza,"Let's take a trip back to 2008. Weird, huh?"
1994t3_9c0ax5,Remember when a generic team of humans from around the world defeated communists at the olympics?
1995t3_9c0aue,Me seeing Michelle for 8 years vs seeing Melania for 2 years in the White House
1996t3_9c0a7c,Sorry Dos Equis - Mexico never sent an Astronaut to the Moon.
1997t3_9c0a2a,Everyday at the Office
1998t3_9c0a1i,The left uses this tool to mass-flag and to take down pro-right and pro-Trump videos and to censor free speech. Google allows this chrome extension to remain on their service.
1999t3_9c09kl,"Mueller Makes Connection, Tying Ukrainian Money to Trump Inauguration"
2000t3_9c09iz,"This is it, boys. Drumpf is done."
2001t3_9c09co,Tokyo Rose of Vietnam.....
2002t3_9c0iil,"With my daughter at camping world, she said ""look how HUUUGE it is"". I told her there's also one on the moon. She I took a pic"
2003t3_9c0ic6,Space Force: The left thinks this triggers us...
2004t3_9c0i1t,"""How I'd Run the Country Better"" Donald Trump on the cover of Esquire - 2004"
2005t3_9c0hzc,Just gonna leave this here
2006t3_9c0hxq,"Trump At Rally: 85% Of Reporters Are “Dishonest, Terrible People”"
2007t3_9c0h2e,"Vintage fake news, back when it was harmless and everyone just laughed at their stupidity...."
2008t3_9c0h1z,Has all the John McCain dick sucking stopped? Can we get back to non dick sucking levels by the fake news?
2009t3_9c0gzs,This patriot finally got tax exempt status to raise money for the wall!
2010t3_9c0gxf,I think I have a problem with this guys.
2011t3_9c0gtb,"Ayne Rand at West Point 1974 ""Honor is self-esteem made visible in action."""
2012t3_9c0gl1,BREAKING News! CNN loves the smell of their own lies!
2013t3_9c0gj0,"""Dutch police said a man who stabbed and seriously injured two people at Amsterdam’s main train station on Friday was a 19-year-old Afghan with a German residence permit."" ""Police said the man seemed to have randomly picked his two victims"". Anyone still a fan of Third World mass immigration?"
2014t3_9c0gey,Bill Cintons face when he see's the Stain Resistant Clothing Tag on Ariana's dress.
2015t3_9c0gd0,"REMINDER: The Boston Marathon Bomber's wife, who knew, aided and abetted, was never charged"
2016t3_9c0g75,"My Political Story, In the Form of a Greentext"
2017t3_9c0g4h,EXCLUSIVE!!!! Leaked photo of the leader of the Democratic Party!
2018t3_9c0g1j,"MRW I see Liberals Defending McCain as a Saint, BUT I remember them calling him a NAZI EVIL Horrible WHATEVER in 2008..."
2019t3_9c0fyt,POTUS did not take away raises for federal employees.
2020t3_9c0fw8,Has the pound-me-too movement jumped the shark?
2021t3_9c0ftf,PRAISE GOD PRAISE JESSUS ˡᵉᵐᵐᵉ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ᵈᵃᵗ ᵗᶦᵈᵈʸ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
2022t3_9c0fd2,ABSURD! Request to end DACA from multiple states denied by federal judge (He said DACA is unconstitutional but case was filed too late; WTH??)
2023t3_9c0f96,CNN reports that the latest release of Russian droids will seriously interfere with this election. You can hardly tell that they are fake.
2024t3_9c0f38,Japan understands
2025t3_9c0f69,Maine Democrat running for Senate thinks Trump paying government less is signs of an oligarchy
2026t3_9c0f04,Hah! Think they knew what was in the box? Speaks volumes.
2027t3_9c0nfi,Buzzfeed In n Out
2028t3_9c0nc0,"Remember, it’s ok to grope and fondle if you’re a liberal."
2029t3_9c0n55,Failing NYT Trashes Viganò Letter to Bolster Pope Francis and His 'Agenda’
2030t3_9c0n1e,"Caption this! Extra bonus-egg tier-skins for using any combination of the words 'ketchup' - 'gigolo' - 'swift' - ""who, by the way, served in Vietnam"" - 'Scaramouche' - 'kneepads', or 'Lurch'."
2031t3_9c0mzq,"Scandal of the Century ... VP took son on trip to China on official business, and 10 days later the communist government invested $1.5 Billion into a fund the VP's son started with the Secretary of States son. Biden and Kerry had no comment (Pic Unrelated)"
2032t3_9c0my1,Chuck Todd Warns Of Possible Friday Mueller Bombshell: “Don't ...
2033t3_9c0mmz,Pakistan’s Crimes against humanity.
2034t3_9c0mkn,Neil Armstrong planting flags all across the universe
2035t3_9c0mc0,Bloomberg’s ON the record source has been identified!
2036t3_9c0m1w,Ukraine separatists report death of leader Zakharchenko
2037t3_9c0m1k,Minnesota Rep Candidate Kyle Greene Campaign Ad: .......Wait For It
2038t3_9c0lwv,Obama? Scandal free?
2039t3_9c0ldg,#FakePolls oversampling again
2040t3_9c0kvi,The money stops here
2041t3_9c0kqm,"Macaroni admits he is just a puppet of globalists. ""France's Macron says he is 'main opponent' to anti-immigrants Orban, Salvini"". Hey, just because France is doomed and will be soon completely African, you don't have to be mean to the countries of pizza/Lamborghinis and salami/paprika."
2042t3_9c0kot,"Using Liberal logic, wouldn't this be the person that is actually responsible for our economy?"
2043t3_9c0klg,"This was at a funeral... Either he's high (wouldn't blame him, he sold his soul to Captain Pantsuit) or he... fill in the blanks: BILL CLINTON IS A ______ INFOWARS.COM"
2044t3_9c0kh0,Find yourself someone that looks at you the way Slick Willy looks at Ariana
2045t3_9c0kfn,"I love this. People giving shitty reviews to a movie that hasn’t even come out yet because they made a terrible political decision. Get fucked, Hollywood. I hope it flops and you lose the only thing that matters to you—money."
2046t3_9c0kc0,my wife wants to watch this for the 50th time...had to share with all you pedes haven;t seen this!----> RED DINNER: Donald Trump roasts Hillary Clinton at Al Smith charity dinner BRUTAL!
2047t3_9c0jyu,"This is Your Favorite President, Just a Reminder!"
2048t3_9c0jux,"Dias Kadyrbayev, friend of Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, faces 'imminent removal' from United States"
2049t3_9c0jqi,Disturbing – FISA Court States No Hearings Conducted Before Issuing Title-1 Warrant Allowing Surveillance Over Trump Campaign…
2050t3_9c0jfk,KERRY 2020? Bring it. PEPEFARMS REMEMBERS.
2051t3_9c0ro9,Now York's infamous left leaning weekly shuts down after 63 years
2052t3_9c0rcu,Trump: We As A Country Cannot Tolerate Political Censorship
2053t3_9c0r6z,Citizens in Chemnitz put a leftist female reporter in her place. English subs.
2054t3_9c0r3q,R/dankmemes is using libtard tactics against them. I applaud this heroism.
2055t3_9c0qlx,Hypocrisy Everywhere. At least be consistent if you don't want to be called fake news!
2056t3_9c0qkd,Rapey Bill just found the new Cigar Humidor he wants for xmas
2057t3_9c0q65,Slick-Willy (feat. Drake) Meme
2058t3_9c0pl5,The most delicious anti-boycott ever
2059t3_9c0pes,Hilarious epiphany moment by Dr. Peterson inadvertently results in confirming capitalism as greatest ism.
2060t3_9c0opj,"What if Trump is Impeached? Is The Left Really Ready For What Comes Next? ... ""If they take away our Ballot Box, and take away our Soap Box, then we go to the Ammo Box"" I GUARANTEE you that nobody wants to see that ..."
2061t3_9c0o7i,Theresa May vs Mr Bean Dance Off
2062t3_9c0o3v,Dear Mainstrem Media...
2063t3_9c0nox,Papadopoulos defense sentencing memo. Read it all. Poor guy got tied up in something stupid and the feds have nada.
2064t3_9c0wsq,"With the stuff about ""First man"", here are fall 2018 movies to skip"
2065t3_9c0wrm,"World At Warcraft Players via Steve Bannon Made GEOTUS, GEOTUS?"
2066t3_9c0w5l,Driver Who Allegedly Killed Oregon Couple In DUI Crash Is Illegal ...
2067t3_9c0vz6,"After decades of Republican victories, here's how California became a blue state again ... AKA One of the greatest Fuck-Ups in the History of The United States"
2068t3_9c0vpq,Website featuring the art of the youngest Podesta brother. This is one weird family.
2069t3_9c0uvs,Now that the countries paying attention...
2070t3_9c0umy,Don’t take my word for it.
2071t3_9c0tzu,2 4x4 whole grilled animal style fries
2072t3_9c0tte,Aretha Franklin funeral pastor is forced to apologize for 'groping' Ariana Grande's breast
2073t3_9c0th4,"�R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me)�"
2074t3_9c0t6d,"This isn’t the first time Hollywood tried to shit on our moon landing, folks"
2075t3_9c0t2a,"It’s time to stop the stonewalling, redacting, suppression, leaking to the press, and media hysteria surrounding investigations into the 2016 election."
2076t3_9c0t04,"Amazon just released a Pro-Islamic terrorism, Anti-American show called Jack Ryan."
2077t3_9c0syk,Have y’all seen the Marine Rapper? (Response to washed up out of touch Eminem)
2078t3_9c0swk,"Daily Reminder - If you forgot how unhinged and utterly fake CNN truly is, they concocted a conspiracy theory that Russians were bribing people in Pokemon Go and reported it on-air"
2079t3_9c0u56,What is the best Jewish rapper of all these steroids that I've been thinking about investing in marijuana groweries
2080t3_9c0it7,Oil pressure light is on”. The damage done from a tanker truck; here's my transmission wasn't working
2081t3_9c15o4,Robert Mueller-Witchfinder General meme
2082t3_9c15np,"Uhhhhhh.......I'm with her, or something. Huh huh huh huh"
2083t3_9c15b2,"Chris Cuomo Has On-Air Meltdown After Ex-Trump Official Calls Out His Love for Antifa ... OK, We all know that the CUOMO BROS. are IDIOTS ... But this Angela Rye gal is quickly becoming the SMUG STUPIDITY of The Left ... making a nice run for the title belt presently held by Alexandria Cortez"
2084t3_9c13sq,Homegrown ISIS terrorist who plotted to kill British PM Teresa May gets 30 years to life
2085t3_9c13fo,Leftist has breakdown and decides to put it on youtube
2086t3_9c137x,The German media at the behest of Chancellor Merckle are censoring the public decapitation of a one year old baby.
2087t3_9c1315,"This is James Wiley Nielsen, he is currently serving in the California State Senate representing the 4th district. He is a Republican, have a burger!"
2088t3_9c12vd,Feminism.
2089t3_9c12no,Washington Post Reporter on MSNBC: Trump Supporters Don't Live in Reality
2090t3_9c11fv,"Another day, another leftist hypocrite!"
2091t3_9c11da,"I was banned from TwoX for nothing? I’ve never commented or posted there, but grouping people into a category is wrong!"
2092t3_9c11d4,Bill and Hillary Clinton sit near notorious anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan... the media is silent...
2093t3_9c119j,Identity Politics Are Leading To Racially Segregated Dorms And Parties ... #REMEMBERHARAMBE
2094t3_9c117c,REKT- Trump Unloads on 'Fake News' For Leaking Off The Record Canada Remarks
2095t3_9c114q,What she meant was Kevin can rape multiple ways.
2096t3_9c10xb,What You Need To Know About Oath Keepers And National Security
2097t3_9c10vx,Monkey
2098t3_9c10an,Asking the right questions.
2099t3_9c105t,"HEADLINE: Trump ""over barrel"""
2100t3_9c0zz6,"Uber driver in 'stand your ground' case recalls why he fired: 'I'm not getting shot' - Sheriff: ""Good people carry guns. And they will shoot you a lot. Graveyard dead. Leave people alone. It's a new day in the state of Florida and the United States."""
2101t3_9c0zro,TRUMP COMING TO TAMU?!?
2102t3_9c0zdv,Antifa are soy boys...
2103t3_9c0yhn,The left literally frighten me
2104t3_9c0y6j,Pro Trump Song - F*** You! (Ceelo Green Parody)
2105t3_9c0y4a,Whats a term limit? [A European Story]
2106t3_9c19wq,Terrible movie. Greatest end credits ever. (1989) Back when it was okay to be American.
2107t3_9c19sf,"This is John McCain, who never fulfilled the promises he made to the Americans who voted for him and never will. The last thing he did as an elected official was stopping the repeal of Obamacare, which he swore to do himself."
2108t3_9c19pa,Drone footage of new section of the border wall being built in New Mexico. 10 feet higher!
2109t3_9c19lu,"Sweden: More Cars Torched, Anti-Migration Candidates Attacked"
2110t3_9c19g1,Epic! - Mike Pence Space Force Speech with Halo Theme added
2111t3_9c197a,Post your best Slick Willy memes
2112t3_9c18yq,Closed captions DISABLED for FOX NEWS. But not for BUZZFEED. HMMMMM Probably should be brought to attention.
2113t3_9c18re,Mr. SPOCK Mocks Alexandria Ocasio Cortez' Embarrassing Interview with CNN's Chris Cuomo
2114t3_9c17hk,SPICY! Hot Sauce in her bag!!!
2115t3_9c16hf,"Fellow pedes, let me tell you about a secret. You have to order fried mustard when you place your order. Nom! Nom! Nom!"
2116t3_9c1614,"I've had a rough week, could you pedes show a little love for my old buddy Pepper Balls?"
2117t3_9c160t,"Well, The Toronto Star Just Gave Trump Another Reason To Bash The Dishonest Press ... Toronto is a Shithole"
2118t3_9c15w5,Slick Willy still ogling BIMBOS
2119t3_9c14ux,How’s everyone’s summer so far? my mf big toe hurts I think I taught my self worth on what to do
2120t3_9c1hu8,"Climate Chaos: Following Record Heat This Summer, Experts Are ..."
2121t3_9c1hlc,"America first, but it's nothing personal"
2122t3_9c1hgc,"Hollywood is all about erasing American greatness from everything with backing from China. Up next after First Man: a flick on how George Washington wasnt all that enthused about the revolution, the Declaration of Independence and all that shit and basically phoned it in at Valley Forge."
2123t3_9c1hap,"Janus v. AFSCME , Right-to-Work and the affect these things will have on unions and labor in general"
2124t3_9c1h7q,LEAKED: Ryan Goslings new movie poster feat: some cuck boi
2125t3_9c1h20,"Sweden: More Cars Torched, Anti-Migration Candidates Attacked. The tolerant left!"
2126t3_9c1gyg,"BREAKING: Jack Dorsey has just basically admitted guilt and temporarily unplugged 1984 from Twitter ahead of his congressional testimony this week. See #QFDBanLifted hashtag, get her trending."
2127t3_9c1gb8,There's no limit to human stupidity
2128t3_9c1gat,His name was not Kneel Armstong.
2129t3_9c1g8y,How a Little-Known FBI Unit Helped to Disseminate the Steele Dossier
2130t3_9c1g73,DEFINITION: Ctrl-Left
2131t3_9c1fuq,Never too old to keep winning!
2132t3_9c1fn4,Just a note to Southwestern Pedes - there's still 30 minutes to get a Double-Double.
2133t3_9c1fhf,Possible leaker identified. Damn you John Miller
2134t3_9c1e0y,Migrant decapitates 1-year-old girl in Germany: No media reporting
2135t3_9c1dsj,"The new ""I demand $15 per hour burger"""
2136t3_9c1dqj,Trump Indicates Sessions to Stay Until After Midterms - Infowars
2137t3_9c1dee,"'Maybe I crossed the border,' bishop says after touching Ariana Grande's breast, making 'Taco Bell' joke ... wait, this dude is a BISHOP?"
2138t3_9c1dbs,Walk the fuck away from the NFL forever! Does your weekend revolve around undeserving rich babies that never had a real job in their lives? Fail! Show these pieces of shit what the Trump curse feels like!
2139t3_9c1d5j,Regarding the new disapproval rating “polls”
2140t3_9c1d0t,"I knew that breast grab looked familiar. Eye contact with the parents while he pinches their young daughters breasts. The pervy black preacher apologized already, when will Joe Biden?"
2141t3_9c1byj,"1987-89 - Wise men beyond their years: ""Trump is the nation's best hope to solve its economic problems."" ""Trump would be a good candidate for the '92 presidential election."""
2142t3_9c1ba7,CAN WE ALL HAVE A CONVENTION
2143t3_9c1b7i,Pope Francis Replaced By John Piper
2144t3_9c1auq,Just an image of a whinning b
2145t3_9c1epl,My brother[33M] attempted suicide for the first time ever with a lot of laws -- I'm a YOUNG professional and very hot younger 1st cousin
2146t3_9c1obh,"In historic shift, women comprise half of Americans say Congress should try to pop this balloon"
2147t3_9c1y00,"Frday Rush's Guest Host Ken Matthews Quoted a 2009 or 2010 Time Magazine Article ""Who is John Brennan?"" About How Brennan Was Not Qualified to Receive Security Clearance. How to Obtain Copies of this Article? Any Librarians Here?"
2148t3_9c1x6b,Bill. Bill never changes.
2149t3_9c1x5j,"The same people who think using a straw is more dangerous than knowingly infecting somebody with HIV just passed ""strongest net neutrality law in the country""....that should answer any questions you had about NN"
2150t3_9c1x2m,"Democrats the party of division, identity politics, illegal migration and hate is on life support. MAGA 2020"
2151t3_9c1wy7,"A Chinese company operating in D.C. hacked a senior officials email server. China obtained emails in real time as they sent and received communications & documents thru their personal server, the hacking was conducted as part of an intelligence operation. Hillary Clinton must pay. Pic unrelated"
2152t3_9c1w7n,This isn't the first time NASA has been distorted to fit a narrative. Throwback to this google doodle.
2153t3_9c1vxs,"Charlie Hebdo was not enough for many Muslims: Safety concerns cause Geert Wilders to cancel Mohammed cartoon contest, proving the intolerant nature of Islam once again"
2154t3_9c1v1x,DEMOCRAT VOWS TO IMPEACH CLARENCE THOMAS IF ELECTED [Go out and vote this November. The country you love is in danger because of the leftwing marxists]
2155t3_9c1us9,Buzz Aldrin posted this image to his Twitter feed a couple hours ago. Interesting shirt choice.
2156t3_9c1udq,"Christian Europeans, even non church going Christians, need to have a goal of working together AS A MONOPOLISTIC BUSINESS that benefits all Christian Europeans by owning and controlling major finance, media and cultural organizations to assure their financial and cultural survival."
2157t3_9c1uc7,"Soon this won't be a meme. I Will be on new season of Ax Men next week, and will be representing the president by a Trump sticker on my hard hat and CNN is fake news shirt! Wish me luck MAGA!"
2158t3_9c1u9q,"Russia to stop ferrying US astronauts to ISS from April 2019 - However, Russia may continue ferrying US astronauts to orbit if a new deal is struck, Sergey Krikalev, executive director of manned space programs at Roscosmos, told TASS - Another part of the Obama legacy"
2159t3_9c1tnc,"We CANT Eat In-N-Out Because They Donated to REPUBLICANS (Tim Pool wakes up to how Psychotic The Left is, about time)"
2160t3_9c1tab,I wish I could be this wrong about something so important to my job and not get fired
2161t3_9c1t85,"Iran has given ballistic missiles to Shi’ite proxies in Iraq - Iranian officials said it was helping those groups to start making their own - “The logic was to have a backup plan if Iran was attacked the number of missiles is not high, just a couple of dozen, but it can be increased if necessary.”"
2162t3_9c1s3u,"Beijing sends coastguard vessels after Philippine warship runs aground - BRP Gregorio del Pilar has been stranded on Half Moon Shoal, on the eastern edge of the disputed Spratly Islands, since Wednesday evening - High potential to turn ugly fast - Could go the way of the BRP Sierra Madre"
2163t3_9c1rsl,President Xi Jinping is carrying out the greatest persecution of Christians in the country since the days of Mao Zedong.
2164t3_9c1rlj,"CA Approves Gun-Seizure Bill ~ Would it be wrong to identify all the private security guards for CA lawmakers and report them as ""unstable"" so they are unable to carry guns? (Asking for a friend.)"
2165t3_9c1rj1,President Donald Trump set to make Ireland visit in November
2166t3_9c1rio,CNN Caught Lying About RussiaGate & Won’t Retract
2167t3_9c1rcr,"US-Canada trade talks end without a deal - For now, the US plans to move forward with a deal with Mexico on terms reached earlier in the week - The new deal is done - Canada can negotiate a new one - IF the USA is interested - Right now SoiBoi has dug himself into a big hole"
2168t3_9c1qs7,"Someone noticed that suddenly all the white guys in ads were either being displaced or depicted as idiots. Their investigation won't surprise you but will shock you. (hint the monopolistc ad agencies are racists, actually control media, and have a bad plan. Amazing research here.)"
2169t3_9c1qlm,Oldie but a Goodie CNN Host Kate Bolduan SCREAMS at Former Navy SEAL for Questioning 'Anonymous Sources' The integrity of CNN is a embarrassment to actual news
2170t3_9c1q5j,Balloon's up
2171t3_9c1q0t,"Mark Levin sits down with Author Michael Pillsbury on Life Liberty & Levin on Fox News Sunday to discuss his book ""The Hundred Year Marathon"", as well as China stealing American technology over the past 40 years and more! [If you have half an hour to spare, watch. China is the enemy]"
2172t3_9c228x,Slick-Willy (feat. Drake) #MeToo
2173t3_9c21v4,Just some tweets by a human hero...
2174t3_9c21rb,I mailed a letter to Katrina Pierson (Trump’s national spokesperson for 2016). This is what she sent back to me.
2175t3_9c21dt,Can a California Patriot Please Destroy the Ryan Gosling Hollywood Star?
2176t3_9c21d1,"Nice photo to illustrate your point, Slate!"
2177t3_9c20nt,"Tim Pool(half-korean): Vox Argues in Favor Race Realism, In favor of Discrimination[against Asians]"
2178t3_9c20ga,Stop being a fat f**k
2179t3_9c2098,The Silver Fox strikes again!
2180t3_9c1zts,"I hate to be the dick, but did these parents adopt this kid so they can virtue signal? I mean it’s fantastic and great that they did it and all that, but did they need to post this? I’ve been seeing a lot of two white parents adopting black children like this. It’s good. I’m happy. But is it real?"
2181t3_9c1zq2,"""Yellow isn't my colour,"" Khan reacts to bikini blimp - BBC London"
2182t3_9c1yhb,"Extremely Creepy Abortion Sign Targeting Black Women Surfaces! ""Abortion Is Self-Care"" Billboard. (The Left is sick in the head)"
2183t3_9c1y7l,'Last Man Standing' returns in 27 Days ... GUARANTEED NOT PC
2184t3_9c1y69,College student falsely accused of rape speaks out (more proof it's time to make Deception and Lying laws and each hold 15 year felony charges)
2185t3_9c1y5a,"Bikini Khan is flying high, even better with a wild MAGA Pede hahahaaa :D"
2186t3_9c26ez,"SBA Saturday, 500 dollars to 5.5 Million- Small Business Gamechanger Streamlined by Team Trump. 44's Cuckonomy BTFO!! This should be a Saturday T_D thing, sound off changes you've seen in the economy--New Business, jobs, work, hours, storefronts, Raises, Tax Cuts, Red Tape Gone, Increased Charity,.."
2187t3_9c268t,"Trump Appoints Kiron Skinner at State to Carry Out 'America First' Agenda (oh, that darn Racist & Misogynist POTUS)"
2188t3_9c25wz,"US ends support of terrorist training fund UNRWA. While the rest of the world wrings its hands in sympathy for HAMAS. Well done Trump, about time too..."
2189t3_9c25gu,"Capitals' Brett Connolly Will Not Visit the White House if Invited ... what an Idiot, there goes yer season eh?"
2190t3_9c24j0,"""That wasn't 'real' socialism"""
2191t3_9c24ei,Kavanaugh Konfirmation Krash
2192t3_9c2483,John McCain Funeral Coverage 'Seems a Little Over the Top' ... Songbird Silent
2193t3_9c247a,Avast is flagging President Trumps Twitter account as a virus hazard and preventing access.
2194t3_9c2457,"What the Two ""O""s in Google Stand For"
2195t3_9c2456,Subtle propaganda from MSNBC
2196t3_9c2388,CHUCK TODD CHANGES MEDS: Mueller Probe 'Bombshell' Turns Out To Be Major Dud
2197t3_9c237j,"Officer helps 8-year-old celebrate birthday after no one picks him up from school (CBS. I assumed they hate cops, I guess some PR move from CBS)"
2198t3_9c28c7,To those who have attained a better one)?
2199t3_9c1y46,Jss Lvs M. Printed on - what kind of theme park is this? reflect off of nothing?
2200t3_9c2izu,Still unable to take his cats for a tail injury
2201t3_9c2y9b,"*********After President Trumps Tweet today, this article is even more relevant then before. IT WILL BE POSTED AGAIN ********** We're Watching A Slow-Motion Coup Against Representative Government***********"
2202t3_9c2xps,I never knew John Podesta had more then one offspring. Here is Alex Podesta.
2203t3_9c2xl3,What are we offended by today?
2204t3_9c2x9h,"BLUE states CT, NJ and CA. NJ ranks number 3 having the most psychopaths. Say it is not so!!"
2205t3_9c2wy3,"Farrakhan was ‘front and center’ at Aretha funeral, but networks made him magically disappear"
2206t3_9c2wx3,"""Chinese Bots"""
2207t3_9c2wky,Where's Waldo? - KLANTIFA edition
2208t3_9c2wk5,Y’all work fast!
2209t3_9c2vxn,Bill knows
2210t3_9c2uw6,"""Ladies Night and the Feeling is RIGHT!"""
2211t3_9c2uqx,Smith and Wesson has strong quarter!
2212t3_9c2upp,Afghan man stabs two Americans in Netherlands
2213t3_9c2uj8,Sonia > Daisy �
2214t3_9c2ucz,Hoggs and his crybabies really destroyed Smith & Wesson!
2215t3_9c2u8h,"Official Cal Channel trolls the California Democratic Chair re: In-N-Out Burger, during break"
2216t3_9c2twx,Rare Video Footage Of Neil Armstrong Planting US Flags All Over The Solar System
2217t3_9c2tsd,"Dem rep fires off a threat to immigration officials, warns ‘you will not be safe’ when Trump leaves office"
2218t3_9c2tl4,Rare video footage of Neil Armstrong planting flags all over the solar system
2219t3_9c2tjw,"SJW Tells a Naturalized Immigrant She Doesn't Know What Oppression's Like, Gets Slapped Down"
2220t3_9c2tab,"We Have The Greatest Gay � Black Model Supporters, Don’t We Folks? “I support him because he doesn’t look at race, sex or religion. He looks at you as an American and unlike Obama he won’t be a puppet and betray us and do nothing.”"
2221t3_9c2t28,ELF COOKIES BAKED
2222t3_9c2ssu,US-Canada trade deal right now
2223t3_9c2ssl,Espionage by China exploited Hillary Clinton and Dianne Feinstein security lapses to identify and murder of 20 CIA operatives
2224t3_9c2sp5,Actual American Astronauts planting USA Flag on the moon not a movie. Truth vs Hollyweird
2225t3_9c2sh7,Got a new book to read for my personal library
2226t3_9c38cc,Has anyone ever actually had their battery jumped and need to puke when I would like to have negative karma
2227t3_9c3u9p,There is a long list of Ukrainians at the funeral. Collusion?
2228t3_9c3u8z,blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah . . .
2229t3_9c3tw1,Putin's Best Weapon for Dividing America: Mueller
2230t3_9c3tvs,"Good samaritans save dad, mom, 2 year old, and baby from flooded car that flipped. This is America."
2231t3_9c3to5,"The Royal British Navy has 'insufficient' ships to protect British fisherman from rock-hurling French seamen, claims ex-First Sea Lord as mariners war over scallops"
2232t3_9c3ti1,"Extra-judicial, totally illegal & obvious to tippy top DOJ/FBI conspirators; they illegally issued warrants to continue surveillance of the Trump Campaign…FISA judges knew, yet cooperated until POTUS elected!"
2233t3_9c3tf7,Once you put a label on someone you can hate them for an idea not as a person with ideas
2234t3_9c3t2x,The Recent ABC Poll is Highly Suspect And Deviates Wildly from the Aggregate ~ FAKE NEWS MAKES FAKE POLLS
2235t3_9c3t0q,Dear CUCK TRUDEAU : When you play chicken with TRUMP make sure you have a tank not a fucking moped. BTFO
2236t3_9c3sww,Pastor Jasper Williams - Aretha Franklin - Do Black Lives Matter - Amazing - A snowflake commentary free version of the entire speech is not available online - Not Really - This message needs to be listened to and acted on
2237t3_9c3srh,CNN posts ‘Face of the Trump Resistance’ and it inadvertently backfires and becomes an instant hit … with the Right
2238t3_9c3sr4,"Islamophile Justin Trudeau taking a selfie with supporters, 2018."
2239t3_9c3snt,Meet Google’s Deep State Policy Manipulator
2240t3_9c3s8t,"....Remember, NAFTA was one of the WORST Trade Deals ever made. The U.S. lost thousands of businesses and millions of jobs. We were far better off before NAFTA - should never have been signed. Even the Vat Tax was not accounted for. We make new deal or go back to pre-NAFTA!"
2241t3_9c3s3i,McCain's funeral is a fitting tribute to the man...
2242t3_9c3s11,Fire up those grills boys. I can hear the vegan commies REE’s from my office.
2243t3_9c3rys,Me to NFL
2244t3_9c3rv6,Press Freedom Does Not Grant Right to Dangerously Inflame
2245t3_9c3rqw,The difference between Democrats and Republicans
2246t3_9c3rm9,Morons at r/politicalhumor are so lacking in intelligence they don't recognize the joke about illegal immigration even when CBS sets it up for them.
2247t3_9c3rl4,"When she is faking interest in what you have to say, but couldn’t give two shits about who you are"
2248t3_9c3rgv,Americans Boycott Western Europe: Afghani Jihadi lurked around train station in Amsterdam before locating & stabbing two Americans; we may never know his motivation?
2249t3_9c3rbb,Tons of evidence showing Twitter's political bias - the account posting this (not me) @meme_america has been suspended only minutes ago.
2250t3_9c3qub,Emails Reveal Democratic Party Has No Positive Agenda
2251t3_9c3qow,"VSGPOTUS: ""There is no political necessity to keep Canada in the new NAFTA deal. If we don’t make a fair deal for the U.S. after decades of abuse, Canada will be out. Congress should not interfere w/ these negotiations or I will simply terminate NAFTA entirely & we will be far better off..."""
2252t3_9c3nun,ULPT: Have a tattoo on my test
2253t3_9c48x7,That moment when Canada's conservative party was right all along - 2015 Election campaign ad
2254t3_9c48qa,JOHN MCCAIN TO TRUMP: DON'T COME TO MY FUNERAL ............ FUNERAL IS ALL ABOUT TRUMP. JUST LOL
2255t3_9c48jx,Anonymous sources at FAKE NEWS HQ (aka CNN)
2256t3_9c48br,"Praised by the MSM, didn’t invite his own running mate to funeral, doesn’t invite one of the best presidents, invites one of the worse. I think that about says it all about this man."
2257t3_9c48bp,"Tucker Carlson slams the hypocrisy of Jeff Bezos' Amazon, in a series on Tech Tyranny. Must Watch!"
2258t3_9c4814,At a US STEEL plant!
2259t3_9c47dx,Consumer Confidence and GDP Still Rising: The Trump Economy is Tremendously Powerful
2260t3_9c47d7,"CNN’s Don Lemon insults Trump supporters as “people who will lie, steal, and cheat, - lie to their mother” - for their own political purposes"
2261t3_9c47d1,Lol this isn’t a funeral this is a damn resistance rally. Shame on these elitist politicians.
2262t3_9c470l,"""Republican style"""
2263t3_9c46zk,Trump heads to Virginia golf club
2264t3_9c46rt,The pastor that stealth groped Ariana Grande is a.. drumroll.. friend of Obama!
2265t3_9c46kr,"Sadly, Roger Waters is an idiot"
2266t3_9c46gf,"Sorry lefties, sinkholes are just part and parcel of draining a swamp."
2267t3_9c467l,This guy has the most highest energies
2268t3_9c4668,"He's meaner than a junkyard dog, too. KAG!!"
2269t3_9c45ud,"Boy, John McCain sure used to talk a lot like Trump when he needed to get votes!"
2270t3_9c45sc,"FBI Arrests All Five New Mexico ""Jihad Compound"" Suspects. No charges related to the dead child, however..."
2271t3_9c45rq,Cold Dead Hands
2272t3_9c45if,"Here's an image that will make you angry and happy! We love our Sara Carter, don't we folks?!"
2273t3_9c45hy,"It’s themes are pro-segregation, anti-white, pro-affirmative action. White women are portrayed as smiling buffoons who are even obnoxious when they try to “dismantle white supremacy”. I can’t believe HBO is in the 3rd season of this. This is what racism looks like."
2274t3_9c45hj,"European socialite Michelle Obama, after a deluxe summer in Spain and Italy and Beyoncè concerts, suffers next to Old White American Man."
2275t3_9c45ex,MUST WATCH!!! Why the West Must End Democracy.
2276t3_9c458s,“Partisan attacks at a funeral by folks bemoaning partisan attacks is quite the spectacle.”
2277t3_9c4fsb,It says a lot about him that he didn't even invite his own running mate but he invited his opponent to his funeral. It shows where his loyalties really lied. and it proved once and for all that he was nothing more than controlled opposition
2278t3_9c4fs3,Soros Makes His NEXT Move to CRUSH Conservatives With What He Just Bought - It is About To Get UGLY
2279t3_9c4fmh,Ive never seen happier staff than the workers at In-N-Out
2280t3_9c4fir,We now take you to a live look-in with Mayor Kane vs. the globalists
2281t3_9c4fh8,Rapey Bill just found the new Cigar Humidor he wants for xmas
2282t3_9c4f9x,Black Pigeon speaks:The extreme male brain VS soy boys and bugmen
2283t3_9c4f7l,"VIOLENT REMINDER: Just a reminder of how chaotically violent the ""immigrants"" can be – ""IMMIGRANT"" VICIOUSLY KICKS WOMAN DOWN SUBWAY STAIRS IN BERLIN, GERMANY"
2284t3_9c4exn,"Hi, I'm the lead negotiator for Canada"
2285t3_9c4eum,Friday night at BHS football game!
2286t3_9c4esb,Amy Schumer has sure put on some weight
2287t3_9c4elw,when Trump uses Excel
2288t3_9c4ej7,"""The America of John McCain"""
2289t3_9c4e2z,Mah privelige
2290t3_9c4e28,Trump curse is real.
2291t3_9c4dpi,Can we stop pretending to care about John McCain yet?
2292t3_9c4dlw,Apparently this is a thing now.
2293t3_9c4djx,We all know the presidential approval polls are driven by the vocal left. Is a more accurate assessment of the presidency actually the Right direction/wrong track poll? Obama in 8 years had it this good only once. Trump has done it consistently.
2294t3_9c4d94,I haven't seen a picture of this HERO on the front page lately.. Who Killed SETH RICH?
2295t3_9c4d8y,When Melania wore white vs when HRC did the same
2296t3_9c4d8l,Feckless Cunt
2297t3_9c4d3e,"""The media isnt biased"""
2298t3_9c4cz1,"Now that we're done monkeying around with race baiting nonsense, let's talk about the real story of CORRUPT Andrew Gillum"
2299t3_9c4cuc,Was he thinkin about dickin?
2300t3_9c4ctn,Just a picture of Chuck the Villain
2301t3_9c4crx,"Senator Gone Insane had a favorite President - Teddy Roosevelt. This is a Roosevelt quote. Does he speak of McCain, or does he speak of somebody... else?"
2302t3_9c4miz,Somebody on craigslist was giving away the cutest dream I ever look at my school by washing hands with hot sauce!
2303t3_9c44vc,[Help] how do i help at has some behavioral issues
2304t3_9c4uxg,"Canadian Leader of the opposition says ""Trump doesn't want free trade"" during Conservative Convention."
2305t3_9c4ux2,Apology not Accepted. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III Out Out Out
2306t3_9c4unw,Once a rapist...
2307t3_9c4uo3,MAKE LETTERS TO THE EDITOR GREAT AGAIN
2308t3_9c4um2,'Maybe I Crossed The Border' -- Bishop Who Inappropriately Touched Arianna Grande At Aretha Franklin's Funeral Apologizes
2309t3_9c4ujr,Saw this at a local beer and cigar lounge. Thought y’all would appreciate it
2310t3_9c4u9k,My childhood was tha shit!!
2311t3_9c4u6a,Just Gonna Leave This Here Fla.
2312t3_9c4u57,"If I get another Fox News breaking alert for something McCain related, I'm uninstalling the app"
2313t3_9c4u2x,Trending on the Front Page.
2314t3_9c4u20,Groping Ariana Grande
2315t3_9c4tv7,Add this to the list of things I'm going to hell for
2316t3_9c4tmk,"“Yes, education is not as important as everyone thinks. Africans have survived thousands of years without it. It is not for Africans, it came with the whites,”"
2317t3_9c4tlq,"An afternoon snack with my Covfefe, some light reading, and my fare for the trolls! Making Afternoons Great Again!"
2318t3_9c4tfy,"I, for one, thank-you 'ladies'"
2319t3_9c4t8o,"Oh nooo, GEOTUS just cut ALL fundings to Islamic Terrorists in Palestine. But but what about ""muh children""? Well TERRORISTS breed TERRORISTS. Disgusting Pedophile-worshippers, good grief!"
2320t3_9c4t66,When the swamp uses a funeral to rebuke a sitting President and it backfires making them look like complete trash.
2321t3_9c4t2z,"Meghan McCain Gets a Dig in at Trump in Fiery, Tearful Eulogy for Father John McCain"
2322t3_9c4syf,"Oh, Google!"
2323t3_9c4sx1,I hear they are taking selfies at the funeral.
2324t3_9c4svs,Trumps statement on mccains death
2325t3_9c4srs,"Wait, Suddenly i Find This! Which is best?"
2326t3_9c4spa,Okay libs... Cry your fake tears with your fake news coverage anchors. FACT remains that history will remember McStain for ONE thing! Being a disgrace!
2327t3_9c4sid,The resistance was laid to rest today.
2328t3_9c4s94,Will George Soros visit McCain's body?
2329t3_9c51on,WalkAway Campaign holding a march on Washington D.C. on October 26 - 28!!! Who is ready to show the world who we really are?!
2330t3_9c51nn,My Sides
2331t3_9c50ow,Based...Yale??? Prof who stood up to Kampus Krazies gets university's highest faculty honor....Three years later.
2332t3_9c50dt,But keep voting for us
2333t3_9c50cb,Meghan McCain Slams Trump in Emotional Speech at Father John McCain's D.C. Funeral
2334t3_9c4zqq,"It's the ""beginning of the end"" for you DRUMFHKINS! Papadopoulos Told FBI He DID NOT Inform Trump Campaign Of Clinton ‘Dirt’ ...oh wait WHAT? repeat--> DID NOT Inform Trump Campaign Of Clinton ‘Dirt’"
2335t3_9c4zkh,Bill Clinton is a_____?
2336t3_9c4ziw,TIRED OF WINNING? NEVER! SURPRISED BY NEW WINNING EVERYDAY? I LOVE SURPRISES!
2337t3_9c4zft,"I wonder when GEOTUS will get to select his own AG, and get rid of the one the deep state somehow placed there."
2338t3_9c4z2u,The Democrats are the Racists
2339t3_9c4yun,They are trying to ban us as of November 21.
2340t3_9c4yp5,DNC Rolls Out New Strategy Against Trump | Why rely on the dead just for their votes when they help campaign for you as well?
2341t3_9c4ydb,BIG SALE at the Trump store. 40% off!!! Use code “JOBS”
2342t3_9c4ycs,"This comment was found in r/Arkansas. Apparently, only liberals care about democracy. Today I learned..."
2343t3_9c4y79,Three racist and a rapist walk into a funeral
2344t3_9c4xue,About time!
2345t3_9c4xpt,Insanity over at r/politics
2346t3_9c4xli,NEW LOWS! Libs Exploiting McCain and Aretha's Deaths to Bash Trump Only Diminishes The Left And Energizes The Right!
2347t3_9c4xkp,I’m going to start one asking what we love most about America. Watch how quickly it’s downvoted.
2348t3_9c4x1o,Mexico politics: Left-wing majority to lead Congress
2349t3_9c4wqy,My only childhood pet. Am I racist now?
2350t3_9c4wk5,Club Democrat
2351t3_9c4wjl,Joy tells OAN how Trump is the most pro black president in a long time.
2352t3_9c4wc3,"Wow, ive never read so much racism and anti-inclusivism in one sentence..."
2353t3_9c4wan,"Fire Marshals arrested Jem R. Ibrahimov, 42, of Manhattan, suspected of vandalizing a FDNY firehouse, EMS Station, and multiple ambulances..."
2354t3_9c53q9,Iran Dominates in Iraq and Afghanistan left a generation of white vulnerability — even the economy and society to keep job as police officer
2355t3_9c5gj0,"Former FBI special agent Chad Jenkins Expects Terror Charges Against NM Compound Defendants - (notice that FOX posts NAME of informant unlike FAKE NEWS CNN ""unnamed informants"" )"
2356t3_9c5g0d,Georgetown Professor Goes on Anti-Trump Rant During Aretha ...
2357t3_9c5fb6,"Sounds as if this 2008 Obama quote (about republicans) describes 2018 Democrats perfectly. Out of touch and no substance. They’d rather screech and cry, rather than propose changes or promote being a better country."
2358t3_9c5f1c,"Bang up job on that boycott in Santa Rosa, guys."
2359t3_9c5evb,Pope Francis shocked to find out a church leader could grope on camera
2360t3_9c5eea,You're damn right that's my Karma. 'Merica!
2361t3_9c5edu,James O'Brien Is TRIGGERED Over Brexit He Tried To Avoid To Say It
2362t3_9c5e92,Make London Safe Again!
2363t3_9c5e6l,This is the same impression I got. Thoughts?
2364t3_9c5e4t,Critic’s Notebook: Eminem’s Surprise Album 'Kamikaze' Is an Epic Fail
2365t3_9c5e38,From Vikings to Eloi... Sweden 2018.
2366t3_9c5duu,Damn white people and their...(throws dart)...Bikes!
2367t3_9c5due,Groping Bishop loves getting into trouble.
2368t3_9c5dqg,Trump should declare September 1st to be NATIONAL CANCER SURVIVORS DAY from here on out
2369t3_9c5dpb,"Mashable's Adam Rosenberg ""Here's an idea, First Man haters: Pour all that energy you're directing at social media into making a Neil Armstrong movie of your own. Then you can have your flag-planting scene."" Translation: You dumbass Drumpftards can't make a movie and why do you care about a flag?"
2370t3_9c5djz,I love this timeline
2371t3_9c5dag,When you are a Canadian Never Trumper and think you can negotiate deals with popsicles.
2372t3_9c5d9c,The Futility of Academia
2373t3_9c5d87,TRUMP SURPASSES FAKE NEWS CNN ON TWITTER ! ���
2374t3_9c5d6h,The Extreme MALE Brain vs SoyBoys and BUGMEN
2375t3_9c5d41,Surviving As A Right-Winger in Media
2376t3_9c5d1s,Posobiec on Twitter: Also hearing that due to Flynn's strong willingness to cooperate and not speak out about the investigation his charges may even be dismissed on Sept 17th
2377t3_9c5ctk,"Joe Scarborough's new song is called ""Mystified"". By what? Lori Klausutis?"
2378t3_9c5cmx,Trump renews threat to withdraw U.S. from NAFTA | CBC News
2379t3_9c5kzd,HMB while I race using a box on my burger (credit: u/kakapoopoopeepeeshir)
2380t3_9c5ur2,White Privilege
2381t3_9c5umo,"....Remember, NAFTA was one of the WORST Trade Deals ever made. The U.S. lost thousands of businesses and millions of jobs. We were far better off before NAFTA - should never have been signed. Even the Vat Tax was not accounted for. We make new deal or go back to pre-NAFTA!"
2382t3_9c5ugl,Bill Clinton is a rapist INFOWARS DOT CAHM!
2383t3_9c5u9z,Interview with German club owner where 15 to 20 migrants attacked patrons with weapons
2384t3_9c5u9a,Meghan McCain calls for unity in impassioned eulogy; ‘America was always great’ - National
2385t3_9c5u8q,"PEDES, as you enjoy the Autumn foliage REMEMBER"
2386t3_9c5tuv,I guess we'll just have to disagree on that.
2387t3_9c5tna,���
2388t3_9c5tly,"CNN Calls Trump Racist for Attacking Antifa Because CNN says They're a ""Black Organization"""
2389t3_9c5ti6,The Truth About Immigrants And Crime
2390t3_9c5tfp,In-N-Out burger chain receives invitation from Alabama lawmaker amid calls for California boycott
2391t3_9c5t5b,Kneel Armstrong vs Neil Armstrong ��
2392t3_9c5svk,"Wait, I thought it was Aretha Franklin's Funeral ... so who is this propped up corpse sitting by the shade tree ..."
2393t3_9c5sts,"A perilous world, brought about by vile, cold-blooded reptilian traitors. Sold out under banner of pomp, fairness & generosity, now they cower under the cover of polite exchange, hoping their crimes are so outrageous that a polite society would sooner ignore them that speak them."
2394t3_9c5sob,Truth
2395t3_9c5skx,USA�� Vs Canada�� Army 1v1 Tug Of War
2396t3_9c5s94,FLOTUS sent me a picture and People Magazine sent me propaganda. Fixed!!
2397t3_9c5s76,At the MN State Fair today. Wish me luck!
2398t3_9c5s71,"Give 'Em Hell, Buzz! We Love Our AMERICAN Heroes ��"
2399t3_9c5s6c,Seems appropriate
2400t3_9c5s1x,Hallelujah hoopla and Aretha's homegoing = too damn funny!
2401t3_9c5rl1,"No bias here, whatsoever"
2402t3_9c5rif,You're saying Saudi Arabia can make a canal border but we still don't have a border wall with third world Mexico?
2403t3_9c5rcf,Wondering why McCain's funeral is at #4 on trending with only 84k views? Check out my video where I looked into the trending section for about 7 months. I show example after example of youtube artificially manipulating the trending section. This shit is pathetic. Link to video in comments.
2404t3_9c61m1,Have you ever crashed a funeral to pick up chicks?
2405t3_9c618w,more white privilege
2406t3_9c617g,There is no such thing as a Trump free zone!!!
2407t3_9c60lw,"#METOO Goes Too Far: Florida man arrested after he allegedly gave girlfriend a 'wet willy,' affidavit says ... ( I thought a 'Wet Willie"" was exclusively used by the raping prez )"
2408t3_9c60g8,"If Hilary was a Conservative, the Liberals would be rioting in the streets demanding she be LOCKED UP!!!"
2409t3_9c605t,Enough Said
2410t3_9c5zyj,"You know it, I know it, everybody knows it!"
2411t3_9c5zw0,Some more lunacy from r/politics
2412t3_9c5zop,"Bruce Ohr, FBI together attempted to flip Russian oligarchs to gather information on Trump campaign: Report"
2413t3_9c5zl0,"Breaking: Hillary tweets, ""There's no way I would have made it as President."""
2414t3_9c5z23,"Build the Wall. ""Republican Style"""
2415t3_9c5z19,How not to assault Ariana Grande
2416t3_9c5yz4,liberal refrigerator magnet
2417t3_9c5ytm,Cloudflare's Free DNS Servers: 1.1.1.1 Block ARCHIVE.IS
2418t3_9c5ylz,We need more women like Katie Hopkins.
2419t3_9c5ye8,Looks like the boycott is working boys.
2420t3_9c5ydu,What the left’s news outlets have become �
2421t3_9c5ydn,Leader of Arizona teacher group rips John McCain upon his death
2422t3_9c5ycm,Help me cut the cord!
2423t3_9c5y7e,"An Insanely Unhinged Female muslim Shamelessly Defends mohammad, the Delusional Child-Raping Pedophile"
2424t3_9c5y1a,Fighting the culture war never tasted so good.
2425t3_9c5xo0,truth
2426t3_9c5xn0,Saw this today in Maryland.
2427t3_9c5xlz,I could help it. I Had to.
2428t3_9c5xi6,WTF Gucci is ISIS
2429t3_9c68oe,Boycott?? What boycott... Liberal Westwood CA just as crowded as ever. The salty tears keep flowing!
2430t3_9c68my,A few? The USS Forrestal fire killed 134 sailors and injured 161 you fat zionist bitch.
2431t3_9c68lf,A Compilation Of Mainstream Media Hypocrisy - Bending Facts To Push A Biased Narrative
2432t3_9c68jx,Hot mic captures what Bill whispered to Jesse Jackson about Ariana Grande
2433t3_9c686i,The last thing a dying hooker sees from the trunk of a limo
2434t3_9c682j,Marco Rubio tweet
2435t3_9c67yb,Am I the only one that sees a resemblance?
2436t3_9c67iw,Demonstrators in Germany are now showing pictures of people murdered by refugees.
2437t3_9c67bm,Homan: 'Disgusting' Andrew Cuomo Calling ICE a 'Bunch of Thugs'
2438t3_9c6736,"White House Petition Demanding Free Speech on Social Media Hits 100,000 Signatures"
2439t3_9c66t8,Sam Johnson spent 7 years in a pow camp in vietnam! Will we see the media fawn all over the Texas rep when he passes? If not I wonder why?
2440t3_9c66nv,If parents can pick their child's name why not the gender?
2441t3_9c66nd,"CUCKOLDING: Pete Davidson of SNL 'bravely' bashed Trump before attending the Elite Funeral. Two days later, his girlfriend was eye-raped by Bill Clinton (and his perv pals) & touched 2nd base by a 'bishop' at Aretha Franklin funeral.....He was there to WATCH everything hahaha :D"
2442t3_9c65pa,"Dick Cheney and Hillary Clinton ""Singing from the same Hymn Sheet"" is really just too perfect"
2443t3_9c65da,Arguing with liberals be like.....
2444t3_9c65dy,"These ""Deep State"" funeral ceremonies were a sickening and cowardly display. McCain's been dead for months. They waited for Labor Day weekend. These people, this so-called government is corrupt beyond measure. They have failed Presidents, Senators and Secretaries. We have a God Emperor."
2445t3_9c654m,"I fixed it, but it’s Liberal style."
2446t3_9c650g,"Rent free and diet be damned, they can't resist."
2447t3_9c64rn,Most delicious boycott ever!
2448t3_9c64r5,Household Income Jumps To All Time Highs Under Trump
2449t3_9c64jq,"The Liberal Zone: Brian ""Bitchface"" Stelter."
2450t3_9c646n,FITTON:BIG Reminder on McCain IRS Scandal Just Uncovered that Media Won't Tell You About--IRS Documents Reveal McCain Staffer Urged Lois Lerner and Obama IRS to “audit so many that it becomes financially ruinous.”
2451t3_9c642i,"Somebody needs to tell him that US produces oil required for 40% of it's needs and that only 40% of imports comes from Canada , easily replaced by other countries."
2452t3_9c63vl,"""I need feminism because..."""
2453t3_9c63ss,Betsy DeVos: Local Officials Have Right To Use Fed. Funds To Arm Schools
2454t3_9c6mcf,America! F-Yeah!
2455t3_9c6mbs,Based Trump Patriot goes to the Moon to support the flag of The USA.
2456t3_9c6m2p,Neil Planting the US flag. #SpaceForce
2457t3_9c6lvw,Ol' Bill is at it again...
2458t3_9c6lid,TFW dad goes to hell ��
2459t3_9c6l9i,A cozy little club. PRESIDENT TRUMP is better off staying away from these lot anyway.
2460t3_9c6l8o,"I told them ""ICE are NAZIs; AntiFa is BLM; Open borders, crime and welfare grow economies; Raising taxes makes rich stay and bring jobs; Monkeying around with a working system is racist; Russian Intelligence stories paid for by HRC are trustworthy, and Trump is a racist traitor!"""
2461t3_9c6kw0,"See POTUS, learn from Obama, rise above petty small politics...."
2462t3_9c6ks1,LIVE: FBI PROBED TRUMP CAMPAIGN WITHOUT FISA COURT HEARING USING CLINT...
2463t3_9c6kkb,He was a member of a Town Council.....how shall we ever recover?
2464t3_9c6kh1,Midterm madness. Coming at Trump even at funerals. Sad!
2465t3_9c6k86,Dictionary.com?!
2466t3_9c6jqz,In 2008 your only choice was to vote for 2 of the same people. Both puppets!
2467t3_9c6jq9,"HERE YA GO TD, WE CHECK ALL THE BOXES ON THIS ONE, LATEST 'TOLERANT' LEFT ACT OF KINDNESS...."
2468t3_9c6jbn,"""they're on the wrong side of history"" ���� � Man are you in for a rude awakening"
2469t3_9c6ie0,Ross Perot's bid for the White House went sideways - but a lot of people woke up to some things
2470t3_9c6i9g,"President Trump notes Canadian trade priorities conflict with U.S-Mexico, here's the likely end result"
2471t3_9c6hpe,The Best Part Of Waking Up
2472t3_9c6hgo,"Grandpa Frederick Trump, 1887. We need to bring this style back!"
2473t3_9c6hae,Don't worry about America hating Hollywood propaganda or their petty little movies that will be irrelevant in five minutes. The flag and the moon landing will be historically relevant ten million years from now.
2474t3_9c6h5v,Al Gore says Trump needs to be Impeached. Dick Face is still mad because he can't make millions off Global bullshit scam?
2475t3_9c6gpa,"Email logs provide a paper trail connection between Lieberman, Fusion GPS, & two of the Russians in the Trump Tower meeting. Edward Lieberman's late wife served as Hillary's chief of staff. Lieberman exchanged many emails with the co-founder of Fusion GPS & Russian participants."
2476t3_9c6gi3,The SWAMP Went After Our POTUS Today At A FUNERAL... I Think We Should Remind Ourselves WHY The SWAMP FAMILIES Hate Him So - With The Greatest POTUS Of ALL TIME Calling Their Corruption OUT... I'll Start: Here's POTUS Calling Out The Bush Family During A Debate...
2477t3_9c6gcx,Imagine having the worst job in the world
2478t3_9c6g39,In my opinion these two pictures are very similar.
2479t3_9c6iax,"Spotted this mural celebrating the landing as a common North American"""
2480t3_9c70l4,AWFUL. Meghan McCain Unloads on President Trump at Father's Funeral (…
2481t3_9c70hl,Socialism
2482t3_9c6zyr,HOW AWFUL! Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Look Sick As Elites Pile on President Trump
2483t3_9c6zj2,"This is Why Socialism Never Works in NYC, America, and the Rest Of the World"
2484t3_9c6z2v,"China Party journal warns of trade war's impact on financial stability - May experience near-term pain from trade friction with the US, including a negative impact on financial stability, but China’s stable growth trend would not change - negative impact & a stable growth trend - interesting trick"
2485t3_9c6yx6,The MCCAIN FUNERAL?! I love this patriot!
2486t3_9c6ywe,"When Beto people text me, I just text them back"
2487t3_9c6yw9,Doggo trump supporter
2488t3_9c6ysb,Our Friend Jericho With Another Public Announcement
2489t3_9c6yif,"President Trump has appointed Kiron Skinner, a well-known conservative African American scholar, as the State Department’s director of policy planning, and she is promising to check egos and carry out the president’s “America First” agenda."
2490t3_9c6ygr,People and their priorities....
2491t3_9c6y7t,Ran into a random meme on Facebook that I had to share.
2492t3_9c6y7p,Pee Wee can teach ol'Bill a thing or two about #perving-out in public
2493t3_9c6y2u,Get to a NASCAR Race pedes! No sport supports the troops and loves America more. (See picture included)
2494t3_9c6xux,THE IN-N-OUT OF NEW ENGLAND
2495t3_9c6x4x,Copake Lake N.Y.
2496t3_9c6x4n,Unlike you deplorables I actually support the boycott!
2497t3_9c6x07,"BREAKING: ACLU Files Complaint With DOJ, FBI Over FISA Court System Where FISA Court Rubberstamps Spying Requests On American Citizens Without Hearings"
2498t3_9c6wv3,Make this the downvote icon on phone
2499t3_9c6wnx,AWOL AG Jeff Sessions and His Investigator Huber Are Not Conducting Legit Clinton-Obama Investigations Nor Are They Seeking Justice
2500t3_9c6we0,SJW's BTFO. They have put the state in a position to where the state will determine your gender.
2501t3_9c6w8a,I decided to design a global flag for earth. It symbolically represents all the people that have done the most work towards global progress.
2502t3_9c6vjv,Hillary is Claptrap. Claptrap is Hillary.
2503t3_9c6ulu,Haven't seen this chap in a while... He died to set the world right!
2504t3_9c6ufi,Tay-Tay knows the Alpha President when she sees him.
2505t3_9c77am,California Governor says he may have figured out why there have been so many huge fires in the state this year
2506t3_9c778q,COMEUPPANCE | Star Trek’ Actor Wil Wheaton Blacklisted on Social Media by Fellow SJWs
2507t3_9c772r,"The Twitterverse went nuts about Ariana Grande's tiny dress"" at Aretha Franklin's funeral ""Ariana Grande is 5 feet tall at best and still managed to find a dress that barely covered her ass..."""
2508t3_9c76tr,One size fits all!
2509t3_9c76fp,McCain had a more elaborate funeral than King George or Winston Churchill. He spent the whole last year of his life planning a royal funeral rather than representing his constituents in Arizona. Sad!
2510t3_9c75ns,Unmanned Airport Control Tower Installed In Northern Colorado
2511t3_9c75mm,"LoL “without evidence”?????? Conservative censorship is so obvious you’d have to be brain dead to not see it. This is like Trump waking up and saying “good morning” and then CNN goes “without evidence Trump claimed it was a good morning”. Go home CNN, you’re drunk. #stupidobviousliberalbias"
2512t3_9c75ku,Kavanaugh’s Most Sensitive White House Records Won’t Be Released And Democrats Aren’t Happy
2513t3_9c75k8,I didn't see too much bi-partisan spirit when the Democrats rammed through the failed disaster known as Obamacare. But the demise of D.C. is welcomed.
2514t3_9c757j,Now it makes sense. Link to tweet in comments
2515t3_9c757b,Trump will study issue of federal worker pay after moving to freeze it
2516t3_9c74u2,Let's spend some of that karma I've accumulated.
2517t3_9c74n1,"Germany, Chemnitz today. RIP: Pictures of people murdered by migrants."
2518t3_9c747h,They always eat their own...
2519t3_9c7467,"Posted This Here A Little Over 40 Min. Ago, And Now It's Sha**ow Ba**ed!"
2520t3_9c745w,Ariana Grande would be safer here than with those Grazhny old Prestoopniks at Aretha's funeral.
2521t3_9c745s,This is the Infamous Trigglypuff Promoting “Fat acceptance” on Campus.
2522t3_9c73vc,Germany take note.
2523t3_9c73da,"Trump: Canada 'will be out' of trade deal unless it's 'fair' - “There is no political necessity to keep Canada in the new NAFTA deal. If we don’t make a fair deal for the U.S. after decades of abuse, Canada will be out,” Trump tweeted - Running things like a boss - Canada can accept the deal or not"
2524t3_9c739w,"Picture of Neil Armstrong, according to Hollywood."
2525t3_9c734p,I'm so proud that my President does NOT fit in with that group
2526t3_9c72v7,Is T_D leaking into other subs? Maybe there is hope. Found these comments on r/pics and r/funny!
2527t3_9c72o7,"Epic trolling! I mean, it’s not like he was invited, so what was he supposed to be doing?"
2528t3_9c72mw,‘Star Trek’ Actor Wil Wheaton Blacklisted on Social Media by Fellow SJWs
2529t3_9c72lx,"Amsterdam: 'Terrorist motive' alleged in attack on Americans - A 19-year-old Afghan citizen had a “terrorist motive” for allegedly stabbing two Americans at the main train station in Amsterdam, city authorities in the Dutch capital said Saturday - Shot, he & his victims are recovering"
2530t3_9c7dxj,Sabo strikes again - #SheToo
2531t3_9c7dvk,Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez praising Venezuela for making everyone millionaires (satire)
2532t3_9c7du9,For the Assholes belittling President Trump at FUNERALS ... he is POTUS ... you are not ... and 44 was barry barry bad
2533t3_9c7dbq,No Deal! Trade Talks with Canada Conclude for the Week with No Agreement | Breitbart https://t.co/87vi7OqopY via @BreitbartNews
2534t3_9c7d97,I Believe In This Country / Reprise: What's Wrong With That [Important]
2535t3_9c7cwu,How to punk Drumpfers!
2536t3_9c7cj2,TOMORROW
2537t3_9c7ccn,How to Win Arguments With Drumpfers!
2538t3_9c7c7f,"Decided to Pop in and Support IN-N-OUT After Seeing the Fellow 'Pedes Posting. The Line Was Easily 20+ Deep! MAGA! The Glock? Well, Because America"
2539t3_9c7c45,Afghani Stabs 2 Americans in Amsterdam Railway Station. Motives Unknown of Course!
2540t3_9c7c32,"New tactic. Leave your comments on local news media, along with a screencap of the comment, stating that it's ready to go on T_D as soon as it's deleted. Fight Censorship."
2541t3_9c7c1v,A reminder for Ariana...
2542t3_9c7bsx,It was a call to arms.
2543t3_9c7bsm,"VIDEO 9/1: Devin Nunes the fact the media is ignoring this... is the reason we need an unprecedented amount of information declassified... the President must act... information flowing from Russians to Clinton to campaign.."""
2544t3_9c7b4n,Finally good stand up about POTUS. Thanks Norm!
2545t3_9c7b2k,"""Culturally-enriched violence.”"
2546t3_9c7ayw,"An ominous parallel between the Nazis (National Socialist German Workers' Party) America's Liberal Socialists. Germany's big business helped Hitler and his Nazi Party. Today America's Big Business, liberal media, Hollywood, academia, and Silicon Valley help the DNC to advance their own destruction."
2547t3_9c7asm,Mind is blown!
2548t3_9c7ai3,The Don has just surpassed CNN in twitter followers
2549t3_9c7ab9,Washington Elite's turned McCain's funeral into a roast. Bring in Samatha Bee for the eulogy hoping she will call Ivanka a c*nt to her face. And they call trump supporters deplorable...
2550t3_9c79do,Interview With Rally Heckler (INFOWARS)
2551t3_9c78fg,Pick a side.
2552t3_9c7853,It's all just a little bit of history repeating...
2553t3_9c77pr,"Trump didn’t kill your father, cancer did. Get over your bitterness, it isn’t good for you!"
2554t3_9c77m3,"Washington DC - Melania Trump, the first lady, plants a sapling from the original Eisenhower oak tree that was removed from the grounds last year on the south lawn of the White House - While wearing high heels"
2555t3_9c7eri,Florida man caught burglarizing house to lay down in front of police
2556t3_9c6yzi,ELI5: How do opera singers do to your head when upside down during pregnancy without getting bored?
2557t3_9c7ql5,"I'm a Christian, but this isn't my pope."
2558t3_9c7q46,Watch as PallBearers almost drop John McCain.
2559t3_9c7q30,True Ally: Israel Hails Trump Decision to Cut Funding to UN Palestinian ‘Refugee’ Agency
2560t3_9c7py7,Argentinian Pharisees Shield Holy Shhh Francis
2561t3_9c7pvv,California lawmakers pass bill on PG&E wildfire liability - Another taxpayer funded utility bailout!!!
2562t3_9c7pqy,This is real.
2563t3_9c7ppb,9/11 - Trump sent in about 150 workers to help with all the debris and trying to save people that were trapped underneath the rubble.
2564t3_9c7pg7,General Chuck Yeager Shames Hollywood For Inaccurate Portrayal Of Neil Armstrong
2565t3_9c7p3u,"68% of Voters: Illegal Immigration ‘Major Problem,’ Feds Not Doing Enough"
2566t3_9c7p0s,God’s Plan (:
2567t3_9c7onm,WEW LADS - LOOKS LIKE WE’RE MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! �NO GLOBALISTS�
2568t3_9c7odv,"THIS is the event in American history that was a “global” effort. Without votes from illegals and money from Hungarian George Soros, it never would have happened. I am perfectly fine with the American flag never appearing in a movie about him."
2569t3_9c7o3x,How dare they say Egyptians built the pyramids!
2570t3_9c7o30,"Trump says he can leave Canada behind on trade, threatens to..."
2571t3_9c7nt5,"Let's be honest, it could've been true"
2572t3_9c7nnl,Can we get some love for this based exceptionalism merchant?
2573t3_9c7nd0,"Texas loser, 30, accused of stealing teen's MAGA hat is indicted for theft | Daily Mail Online"
2574t3_9c7n9w,"Study: Women Peak at 18, Men at 50. Annnd People are Pissed (3rd Wave Feminist Get Owned)"
2575t3_9c7myv,TURD WORLD STATE
2576t3_9c7mmp,Trump Supporters In Parliament Square
2577t3_9c7m8f,Philosoraptor tackles simple logic...
2578t3_9c7m2z,The Sherman Antitrust Act of 1890 was created for good reason.
2579t3_9c7m2l,Got my custom shirt just in time for the first tailgate!
2580t3_9c7ldx,Does Rick Scott think Trump’s Mexico trade pact adequately protects Florida farmers?
2581t3_9c7l2y,It’s Official: Trump Admin Announces End of U.S. Aid to UN Palestinian ‘Refugee’ Agency
2582t3_9c7wmh,Liberals showing they are full of shit once again.
2583t3_9c7w9s,California Democrats Boycott Of In-N-Out Backfires Spectacularly!!!!!!
2584t3_9c7w8d,James woods bringing in the spice.
2585t3_9c7w33,"Filings show that the restaurant chain gave at least $80,000 this election cycle to Californians for Jobs and a Strong Economy, a committee focused on electing business-friendly Democrats to the state Legislature. The chain also gave at least $30,000 to the committee in 2016."
2586t3_9c7w2h,Beautiful day at Mar-a-Lago wasn't it?
2587t3_9c7vnu,Geez enough already �
2588t3_9c7vj4,McCain funeral was just a media platform.
2589t3_9c7vjn,Israel Mints Commemorative Temple Coin Featuring Cyrus And President Trump - Celebrating 70 years since the formation of the Jewish State. Pretty Cool!!!
2590t3_9c7vao,"Finally.... In death, Cadaver McTraitor does something right... Keeping all the Dimm's and Rino's off the campaign trail for over a week, surrounded by Mad Dog Mattis so we know they're not diddling kids."
2591t3_9c7uwa,Remember when funerals weren’t political spectacles?
2592t3_9c7uvm,Mr. Gosling I think you’re terribly confused.
2593t3_9c7uqz,Anthony Weiner's laptop contains crime against children
2594t3_9c7u4d,"""This is terrorists."" It took everyone watching no more than three seconds to realize this. How have we forgotten so soon? Not all of us have. Never forget. President Trump sure has not."
2595t3_9c7tpg,"MAD MAXINE DOES WAKANDA SALUTE AT THE FUNERAL,ABSOLUTE CRINGE THAT SHE HAS TO TAKE PRIDE IN A COMIC CREATED BY AN OLD JEW"
2596t3_9c7tp8,The Mainstream Media continues its hard push towards normalizing pedophilia... SICK!
2597t3_9c7tby,Propaganda
2598t3_9c7tat,"Incredible Video! Everyday, Normal, Tax-Paying, Law-Abiding, Patriotic Germans Shout Down Reporter ""Looking For Nazis and Extremists."" Germans Have Had ENOUGH of Refugees, Merkel, Unsafe Streets and Destruction of Their Nation"
2599t3_9c7syr,Alex Jones at In-N-Out
2600t3_9c7str,State officials throw cold water on the idea of putting up a 5-foot granite tombstone at the site of a lobster truck crash in Brunswick – but animal rights activists behind the idea say they aren’t giving up.
2601t3_9c7sno,MEDIA ALERT: Joining Judge Jeanine to talk about the latest FISA Court scandal! Judicial Watch uncovered Foreign Intelligence Surveillance courts rubber-stamped the Carter Page spy warrants and held not one hearing on these extraordinary requests to spy on the Trump team.
2602t3_9c7slx,American tourists stabbed in Amsterdam were targeted by Afghan man with 'terrorist motives': officials
2603t3_9c7sis,"LIBERALS WON'T EVEN TAKE A MINUTE TO LEARN ABOUT WHO WE ARE, WE'RE NOT REPUBLICANS, WE'RE TRUMP SUPPORTERS. WE DON'T LIKE BUSH, OBAMA, MCAIN, ROMNEY OR ANY OF THE NEOCON FAGS. WE DON'T CARE WHERE YOU'RE FROM OR WHO YOU SLEEP WITH, WE LIVE AND LET LIVE."
2604t3_9c7sfn,We’ve seriously fucked up as a nation
2605t3_9c7sfl,"Suck it Ryan Gosling. America is number 1 in flags on the Moon, and you can't take that away from us!"
2606t3_9c7sfa,Fake News Hype BTFO! The Russia Investigations: Is This The Final Countdown?
2607t3_9c7tmc,"Laurel and Hardy with Walt Disney, his wife from Philly to LA (1919)"
2608t3_9c8dzg,Buzz Aldrin Dons Shirt with Planted American Flag amid ‘First Man’ Backlash - Remember - He Was There In Real Life - A True Hero - The actors are playing on fantasy island
2609t3_9c8dyw,Should have stuck her in the Box
2610t3_9c8dvy,"I wonder what the President of the United States said to Neil Armstrong when he called the moon on July 20, 1969..."
2611t3_9c8ddj,"68% of Voters: Illegal Immigration ‘Major Problem,’ Feds Not Doing Enough - President needs a working majority in both houses to fix this - Give it to him"
2612t3_9c8d6p,Was Brennan security clearance yanked by Trump in retaliation for it being done to Pentagon whistleblower Lovinger? Article in comments.
2613t3_9c8d2j,Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars understands economics and taxes
2614t3_9c8csc,Feminism.
2615t3_9c8cln,Streamer I occasionally that doesn't talk politics just injected this red pill in her stream on Twitch.
2616t3_9c8cjk,Now where have we seen this image before? I just can't place it...
2617t3_9c8cix,President Trump is hated by the swamp because he doesn't play the praise sharing game we so saw clearly on display today at McCain's funeral
2618t3_9c8bwi,Quick call for help
2619t3_9c8bvw,I wonder why so many people are fleeing California....
2620t3_9c8bk6,Idiot
2621t3_9c8bjt,"""Social Justice"" is just Fascism in drag."
2622t3_9c8bjc,"“No information was ever given by the Trump Team to Russia, yet the Hillary Clinton campaign paid for information from Kremlin sources and just washed it through an intermediary, Christopher Steele.” Jesse Waters"
2623t3_9c8bi9,POTUS Envy
2624t3_9c8bh6,"Happening: America’s last surviving great dreadnought battleship, the USS Texas is currently slowly sinking into the Houston Shipping Canal. Money was allocated to move it to a dry berth, but it’s been used trying to keep it afloat. Congress should save this important part of our history."
2625t3_9c8b8p,Pelosi Working Hard for Trump 2020 | “With All Due Respect To West Virginia” - Mocks Coal Power
2626t3_9c8aiy,Remy: People are Outraged! (CNN Parody)
2627t3_9c8aak,"Rev. Jasper Williams Jr. at Aretha's Funeral,""black lives must not matter until black people start respecting black lives and stop killing ourselves."" Main stream were shocked by remarks."
2628t3_9c8a4p,"“No information was ever given by the Trump Team to Russia, yet the Hillary Clinton campaign paid for information from Kremlin sources and just washed it through an intermediary, Christopher Steele.” Jesse Waters"
2629t3_9c89zo,Call to Prayer: Have You Faced Northeast 5 Times Today and Prayed to Russia?
2630t3_9c89to,Just why
2631t3_9c89j1,"It is not a very big flag waving at my home, but it is mine."
2632t3_9c896z,"Bust out this meme when you hear lefties praising California because ""muh fifth largest economy."""
2633t3_9c8k4i,Wish everyone fought back
2634t3_9c8jlx,This new product looks promising...
2635t3_9c8j37,CNN pulls ALL episodes of Parts Unknown featuring Asia Argento following the underage sexual assault allegations made against the MeToo champion
2636t3_9c8iqn,NO FISA Hearings Ever Took Place for Carter Page Spy Warrants (as claimed)!
2637t3_9c8iqb,"Texas Federal Judge Rules DACA Illegal, But Will Not End It Before Appeal - Hanen left the program in place while fast tracking an appeal to higher courts - first the Fifth Circuit and then, in all likelihood, the U.S. Supreme Court, where DACA will become - Demised"
2638t3_9c8iku,"Buzz Aldrin's ""Proudest Moment"""
2639t3_9c8ich,Spicy
2640t3_9c8i8h,"Soyfiend Wil Wheaton complaining ""no one ever gave him a chance"""
2641t3_9c8i79,"But, but, NASA used the metric system."
2642t3_9c8i3k,"“There is no possible way the Trump Tower meeting between Don Trump jr and a couple of Russians, who have very deep connections to both the Clintons & Fusion GPS, & where no information on the Clintons was exchanged, is a crime. Dems are blinded by their hatred of Trump.” Bongino"
2643t3_9c8hna,A wild red pill in r/dankmemes
2644t3_9c8hkc,NRA-ILA | Dick’s’ Sales Soft Following Anti-gun Efforts
2645t3_9c8hhp,Facebook 'Employee Error' Responsible for PragerU 99.9999% Drop in Reach - Zoidberg is consistent - Always Conservative websites affected - Employee has been sent for guideline re-education to Room 101 (Orwell 1984) but is still employed by the company
2646t3_9c8h8i,“Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.”
2647t3_9c8h2j,Let's Talk With Donald Trump And Vladimir Putin
2648t3_9c8got,Not even sure what to say
2649t3_9c8goe,Just going to leave this here...
2650t3_9c8glf,Oddly reminds me of liberals
2651t3_9c8glc,Was told to post a image that offends Antifa and Dixiecrats. So I present my favorite version of the US Flag. God bless the Union!
2652t3_9c8gka,CNN is FAKE NEWS!
2653t3_9c8gf9,Using a eulogy to score political points is always a bad look!
2654t3_9c8gaa,Ford cancels plan to sell Chinese-made vehicle in the United States
2655t3_9c8ga8,"""#stopracism"" lmao"
2656t3_9c8g9j,"Leave it to liberals to say things that dont even make sense, because progressivism!"
2657t3_9c8g3i,So Geotus gives them a plain and these ingrates use the funeral to trash him....unreal
2658t3_9c8lmi,"The next Oscars should do a strafing run to keep out the wealth a little RC car with a slogan of, ‘We are crazy enough to pay counseling for Hawaiians with PTSD because they were voted-down on and cemented on the media, and people ready to support the actual narrator is talking about each other"
2659t3_9c8yz3,"When a hare stretches, it looks like after an impact with a paper bag"
2660t3_9c9bhs,China taking all the credit for one of Humanity's greatest feats
2661t3_9c9bgt,"The McCain funeral roadshow has been an ostentatious and unjustifiably long display put on by the ""elite"" and forced upon a public that I think is (overall) repulsed."
2662t3_9c9bf1,Accurate
2663t3_9c9bdz,Trump steps in last min to withhold Kavanaugh’s sensitive WH records. Furious Dems cry ‘cover up’
2664t3_9c9bb9,"'No job, no money': Life in Vietnam for immigrants deported by US - Cuong never became a US citizen - It hadn't seemed necessary - 2000 convicted of assault and battery got 18 months in jail - 2007, 1 year probation DUI - Both times warned his crimes qualified for deportation - Now Deported"
2665t3_9c9b9x,Jasper Williams Jr's speech at Aretha Franklin's funeral.
2666t3_9c9b87,ADIOS MUFUKA
2667t3_9c9b5b,So tell me again Joe...how do you get away with groping kids in public.
2668t3_9c9azs,What are you wanting for a Social Media Network?
2669t3_9c9azr,Hillary Is Thirsty For A Soda
2670t3_9c9as9,"Russian Oligarch And Putin Pal Admits To Collusion, Secret Meetings"
2671t3_9c9arg,Soros stiffs Antifa. ������
2672t3_9c9akv,This is what “Progress” looks like
2673t3_9c9agq,"Retake ""gender"": Distinguish between biological sex and Kink."
2674t3_9c9a8q,How America Was Almost Destroyed By Criminal Democrats - and How They LOST!
2675t3_9c9a38,"Dorchester neighbor raising three daughters alone after Vietnamese wife deported - Notice they say ""she got in trouble"" never say what she did - ""turned her life around"" usually indicates drugs - Deported - Fine - Kids are old enough he could have filed for her citizenship - Didn't so Too Bad"
2676t3_9c99sy,"Mike Pence responds to being called a ""Christian supremacist"""
2677t3_9c99jd,Donations to Border Patrol Foundation surge under Trump
2678t3_9c99er,Disturbing – FISA Court States No Hearings Conducted Before Issuing Title-1 Warrant Allowing Surveillance Over Trump Campaign
2679t3_9c99e5,The left cannot meme! They think this is supposed to offend Trump supporters? I find it hilarious!
2680t3_9c99dd,Indianpede putting the GEOTUS in his rightful place
2681t3_9c996w,Nothing to see here.. just another example of FACEBOOK censoring conservatives..�
2682t3_9c98wh,"Dan Bongino: ‘Crystal Clear’ Fusion GPS, Clinton, DoJ, FBI Colluded to Spy on Trump"
2683t3_9c98va,"Thousands of Vietnamese, including children of US troops, could be deported under new policy - Sounds Horrible - Poster Child - Multiple Convictions - Could have got Citizenship to show commitment to the USA - Served a Notice of Deportation in 2006 - Now surprised he will be deported"
2684t3_9c98qi,Get out and keep Texas Red friends!!!!��
2685t3_9c9gz3,The best President of Humans ever!
2686t3_9c9gyc,"It's true, the establishment is still in denial that President Trump WON and is WIDELY LOVED. Absolutely disgraceful rhetoric from a NOBODY daughter of a Globalist War Criminal. GOOD RIDDANCE."
2687t3_9c9gwq,Jackass Ted Lieu claims Trump is scared of the pathetic joke that is the Steele dossier
2688t3_9c9gu9,Then why did he manage to cop 20% of our uranium
2689t3_9c9gtt,Feminists today
2690t3_9c9gi5,Barney Frank @ #metoo
2691t3_9c9gi2,Exchange student facing deportation for ammo possession - Nope - This is the Headline - An 18-year-old Taiwanese foreign exchange student who allegedly threatened a mass shooting at Monsignor Bonner & Archbishop Prendergast Catholic High School earlier this year - Deport so fast
2692t3_9c9g6q,"Now, that is hot!"
2693t3_9c9fur,Legal U.S. Immigrants Face Prison And Even Deportation For Voting - It is ILLEGAL for a non Citizen to vote in every country I have been in - Several of the defendants - most of whom are legal permanent residents of the United States - required interpreters at their hearings
2694t3_9c9fmf,GET YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF MY BURGER!
2695t3_9c9f3w,‘Biggest fan’: Bill Clinton trolled for ‘ogling’ pop star Ariana Grande at funeral
2696t3_9c9ezy,Ironic
2697t3_9c9et0,"Bishop Who Inappropriately Touched Ariana Grande At Aretha Franklin’s Funeral Apologizes: ""I may have crossed the border- haha"""
2698t3_9c9emp,Robin was always a soy boy
2699t3_9c9ela,London Bridge hero PC Wayne Marques returns to work
2700t3_9c9ei8,Men’s nonprofit suing University of Pennsylvania for excluding males in federal complaint
2701t3_9c9egq,"He was deported 10 times after committing crimes. Now he’s going to prison - Federal authorities found him in Wake County following his arrest on charges of second-degree forcible rape - Disregarded the laws of the US for years, despite multiple deportations and “conviction after convictions,”"
2702t3_9c9edb,"WOMP WOMP, OH NO. Trump curse at it again. Emeniem album flopped"
2703t3_9c9dtu,"Given sanctuary in Philly, he raped a child - ICE had requested he be detained for deportation - Our self-righteous city turned the Honduran loose, the next time he was in custody it was for raping a 5-year-old girl - The victim's family must appreciate Kenney's policy for foreign convicted felons"
2704t3_9c9doq,Tremendous! Lindsey Graham has bent the knee!!!
2705t3_9c9det,"Hey guys, hear me out"
2706t3_9c9d37,Check out the new CNN editors
2707t3_9c9d0q,"(Laugh break) MSM ""Journalists"""
2708t3_9c9cy0,"While the Deep State and Fake News obsessed over a dead traitor. My favorite President stood his ground, kept it real, and kept it classy. Never kneel to evil. I didn't think it was possible, but I love him that much more. God Bless DJT!"
2709t3_9c9cti,"In Trump’s America, childhood crimes haunt Bay Area Cambodian and Vietnamese refugees - Thang is part of a unique group of Vietnamese and Cambodian refugees living in limbo after committing crimes long ago - that cost them their green cards - Conditional acceptance - Should have fixed it"
2710t3_9c9bqr,Stephen Gordon reviews evidence on the night sky in the pantry and ate grains
2711t3_9c9nz6,"[WP] portals opened all over the speakers, ""Attention passengers, I'm afraid I'm going to college, getting a shot"
2712t3_9c9z00,Left over thawed wedding cake I made for you a burger patty buried under a mountain of mac sauce and more cheese
2713t3_9ca84r,"""I have information about Hillary Clinton"""
2714t3_9ca7wh,bAd mAn
2715t3_9ca7hp,Had President Trump ever discussed releasing the Seal Team Six footage or picture of Bin Laden after he was shot?
2716t3_9ca73l,TRUMP CURSE STRIKES AGAIN
2717t3_9ca6wz,WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Prison Officer FIRED for Supporting Tommy Robinson is 'Overwhelmed' by Support
2718t3_9ca6wk,"vegan extremists protest meat while blocking Portland traffic (These nuts need a one way trip to a Mental Institution asap, Make America Sane Again)"
2719t3_9ca6iy,Your opinion about the Russian-Ukrainian war?
2720t3_9ca6ig,"Russian Oligarch Oleg Deripaska has gone on record with The Hill's John Solomon admitting to colluding with Americans leading up to the 2016 US election, except it might not be what you're thinking. He wants it known that he worked with the FBI and DOJ, but had nothing to do with the Steele dossier"
2721t3_9ca5mz,Q people try to pass off this pool as some sort of sex chamber. This is 100% verifiably wrong. HOW CAN YOU STILL BUY INTO THIS GARBAGE
2722t3_9ca5ia,Why hasnt anyone thought about this violence free way to safely deal with Antifa? Should be hilarious!
2723t3_9ca5c8,Pope Urges Action Against Ocean Pollution Amid Chiurch Sex Abuse Scandal
2724t3_9ca5bu,"Ironic- site called ""Elite Daily"" tells girls not to date Trump supporters"
2725t3_9ca56u,Trump Hits Canada Over Trade Talks: U.S. Shouldn’t Have to Buy Allies
2726t3_9ca52n,This is the only dom I’m not banned from so I just want to say...
2727t3_9ca4w8,Trump Approved McCain’s Casket To Fly To DC On Air Force Two - A Plane Usually Reserved For The Vice President Or First Lady
2728t3_9ca4h6,Hello my good people!
2729t3_9ca4gp,"The world is a terrible place right now, and that’s largely because it is what we make it."
2730t3_9ca4e5,My 10 year olds first meme. I showed him the memasik app. He did the rest. We collaborated on the text though.
2731t3_9ca3o4,Reminder Of What Barrack Obama Was Doing The Day Of Antonin Scalia’s Funeral - He Was Invited To It
2732t3_9ca2r0,But that wasn’t real communism
2733t3_9ca1gr,Stairs? You Didn't Say There Would Be Stairs!
2734t3_9ca0nx,The witch hunt continues
2735t3_9ca04a,Through the Lens of CNN
2736t3_9c9zny,And liberals want *MORE* taxes!!
2737t3_9c9z2q,Trump Approved Air Force 2 to Transport McCain Casket to DC – Then Family and Uniparty Elites Trash Trump at Funeral
2738t3_9ca8to,Wanting to go on the road for work? should I keep my heart as extra fat?
2739t3_9cakmh,Democrats REALLY Want McCain's Seat To Stay In The Family
2740t3_9cai73,"This is why Trump and fighting socialism in the USA matter: One of South Africa's largest banks, the London-controlled ""Nedbank"", has released an official statement, stating that farmers would be liable for bond payments, even if their farms are taken without compensation by the government."
2741t3_9cahk1,I just found out this lady got fired after this appearance on Tucker ���
2742t3_9cagx0,ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR!!!!
2743t3_9caglu,The true horror of Suck-a-dick Khan's balloon revealed
2744t3_9caggn,"Don't worry guys, this is what you're working with"
2745t3_9cafri,NO VOICE FOR THE CROOKED: U2's Bono suffers 'complete loss of voice' at Berlin gig.
2746t3_9caf7j,CNN Breaking News- Anonymous sources Exclusive photo's reveal Podesta has been living in Canada while advising Trudeau on NAFTA negotiations.Trudeau ordered he be Given special Ottawa Police protection to travel freely in public and to settle into life in Canada to live just like he would in the US
2747t3_9caf1y,Another globalist down
2748t3_9caef1,"2020 - USA Successfuly Sends American Astronauts Back to the Moon. Out of Respect of this Human Achievement, Moments After the Landing, a Flag is Placed."
2749t3_9cae5n,Whoa! I thought antifa hated Nazis?
2750t3_9cae59,College student railroaded by Obama kangaroo trials run by SJWs speaks out
2751t3_9cae02,B-But... M-Muh.. Muh Religion of Peace!
2752t3_9cad2z,The great wall of humanity!
2753t3_9cacrh,"McCain's Death Changes Nothing, The ""Deep State"" Will Replace Him"
2754t3_9caca4,Wow. Such spin. The evidence just looks like we colluded to spy on Trump and fake Russian collusion. We were actually just spying on Trump while failing to intimidate Russians into claiming Trump colluded.
2755t3_9cac3j,What if we had a White History Month? That would be racist
2756t3_9cabat,Religion of Peace... she then went on to say that calling for people to be hanged is equivalent to drawing a cartoon...
2757t3_9cab8a,I'm 100% sure it wasn't this country.
2758t3_9caaw5,"Skipping NFL This Year? I'm Playing Every Game of the 2018-19 Season in Tecmo Super Bowl (w/ Updated Rosters)! Here's (most of) Week 4 of the Preaseason. AND YES, I'm Standing for the Anthem!"
2759t3_9caaaf,Speaks Volumes
2760t3_9ca9bs,Pirro to Jeff Sessions: Either Resign Immediately or Put on Your Big Boy Pants and Be a Real Attorney General (Sounds to me like we found Jeff's replacement Pirro for AG 2018)
2761t3_9ca90e,The “oligarch” is Oleg Deriposka accuses Trump (a man who’s worth billions) of taking 50k for the campaign. The same Deriposka who met with Bruce Ohr in 2015 in a meeting arranged by Christopher Steele (the fake dossier author) Deriposka has 0 credibility!
2762t3_9ca8mp,Imagine trying to explain this picture to someone 5 years ago
2763t3_9carsl,He was born with a robe when they are not getting credit for
2764t3_9cavqu,You asked for it! Why you complaining?
2765t3_9cavop,Bills still at it!
2766t3_9cavm6,When did so many in our country become such wimps?
2767t3_9cav6v,Creepy Joe Biden groping a little girl Ariana Grande style
2768t3_9cav68,Seth Rich was a martyr and the fake media is turning our country into a banana republic.
2769t3_9cav2j,TRUMP CURSE! U2 cancels show midway when Bono loses voice after unveiling antiTrump hashtag...
2770t3_9caupd,Got banned within a minute for calling the Kids for what they are: Chinese Bots too lazy to get a real job
2771t3_9caun4,"Ivanka Trump, her usual graceful and refined self, sat without flinching through a funeral that repeatedly insulted her father, the President. Her husband was at her side, dignified and respectful. Meghan McCain was a disgrace. No class."
2772t3_9cauly,High energy dancers for the Bikini Sadiq Balloon in London!
2773t3_9catl1,"Suspected MS-13 Animal raped girl, 11, in her bedroom, police source says: report"
2774t3_9catfs,Blame America vs. MAGA
2775t3_9catbt,"Comical Propaganda - NYT Now Claiming FBI Was Trying to ""Flip"" Oleg Deripaska..."
2776t3_9cat2y,Some people on Facebook legit think that he said this. Don’t tell me that liberalism isn’t a mental disorder.
2777t3_9cat0m,Just gonna leave this here
2778t3_9caswv,"Identity Politics for Me, but not for Thee"
2779t3_9casjp,"Where Is The Outrage, Where Are The Pussy Hats?"
2780t3_9casd8,"A Call Out to All Patriots! The Lovely Gina Marie Shakespeare from Declassified is covering topics MSM won't touch. Please support by subscribing, liking and spreading. https://www.youtube.com/c/Declassified https://www.facebook.com/declassified.et https://twitter.com/declassified_ET"
2781t3_9cartq,"The father of Beta O'Rourke was able to keep the news about his crashing DUI-son, leaving the scene of the wreck out of the news for his own election..."
2782t3_9caped,"Trump curse arrives @ The Village Voice, will shut down after 63 years. LOL"
2783t3_9cao8h,MS-13 member raped 11-year-old girl in her bedroom
2784t3_9canae,Gregg Jarrett: AG Sessions 'Will Be Fired' After Midterms Due to Carter Page Surveillance
2785t3_9can84,"Found this guy on my counter, Memorial Day at around 1 am. Kek is with us, ‘Pedes!"
2786t3_9cakxp,The most beautiful series of 7 words in the english language.
2787t3_9cb6q1,"Trump issues 4-word reply after criticism at McCain, Franklin funerals. Once again GEOTUS shows how classy he is and makes his enemies look even more petty and bitter"
2788t3_9cb6ge,"Get a load of this typical biased reporting from the British media, this is across the board, the mock gravity is almost comedic."
2789t3_9cb659,And they say Trump is the criminal!
2790t3_9cb4kd,How to avoid a knife attack in GERMANY. Answer: Leave the US.
2791t3_9cb4g1,The Deep State Swamp Draining Must Begin
2792t3_9cb4cf,"PHOTOS: Large Groups of Invading Families, Illegal Alien Minors Continue to Flood into South Texas"
2793t3_9cb44g,Progressives: The Real World vs. Neverland
2794t3_9cb2mw,When you’re Beto O’Roarke and someone suggests not driving drunk and attempting to flee the scene of a drunken crash
2795t3_9cb2fe,Flashback 2008: Actuary accurately predicts the number of healthy years john McCain had left.
2796t3_9cb2bf,Now show me your uranium
2797t3_9cb208,The songbird sings no more
2798t3_9cb17u,Just a visual representation of the skin color of blackpeopletwitter participants
2799t3_9cb03h,Dankmemes knows what’s up.
2800t3_9cazoq,"""No dating till you're 30!"" Creepy Joe groping a little girl Ariana Grande style"
2801t3_9caysz,"Just a fun video of Tucker l found interesting ,like the fishing one just shows he is a normal stand up guy-Barstool Pizza Review - Nino's 46 With Special Guest Tucker Carlson"
2802t3_9caxcs,"Wow Mollie Tibbetts' father refers to her killer as ""The man accused of taking Mollie's life"" and then apologizes to the entire Hispanic community."
2803t3_9cax6j,Reminder of what the democrats want this election (get out and vote) btw thank you Sean Hannity
2804t3_9cawej,SUNDAY GUNDAY : BUILDERS EDITION
2805t3_9cbapz,That look of relief when Obama speaks at a funeral and doesn’t blame you for the death
2806t3_9cbakv,"GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! The hollow and damaged souls of raped children can now be used to help clean up the oceans! The tears of abused children will save the polar bears! — the pope, probably."
2807t3_9cbaid,I feel so betrayed by George W Bush I expected Better from him.
2808t3_9cbai3,ElderPede here: I finally figured it out!
2809t3_9cb9ru,...Or Criticizing US Presidents
2810t3_9cb9o8,Selective Journalistic Outrage
2811t3_9cb9k4,A Closer Look at the Google Logo
2812t3_9cb94i,"A complete revocation of Nafta would cause a 2.2 percent decline in Canada’s GDP . . . the U.S. economy, however, would suffer just a 0.22 percent decline."
2813t3_9cb8y2,Deep State Politics 101
2814t3_9cb8sr,"""Maestro Trump and CNN"""
2815t3_9cb88z,I thought brigaders were juat downvoting but they're also following you into T_D after you post stuff in other subs. The Left Has No Life.
2816t3_9cb79i,"Deripaska, rumored to be Donald Trump's ""back channel"" to Putin via the Russian's former association with Paul Manafort, says he ""colluded"" with the US Government between 2009 and 2016 . . . Robert Mueller's FBI."
2817t3_9cb732,Fun funeral flashback! Anyone in the Media remember this f***ing idiot?
2818t3_9cb9me,"Fake download buttons exists in real life equivalent of ""was it the world sure seems they don't talk to people is a liquid or a “built”. Hair on the same room looking at their phone"
2819t3_9cbjle,(Wild Speculation) - What happens to Snoke in the same universe!
2820t3_9cbqtu,Subscribe our channel to promote the agenda of the President Trump. Help us grow the network
2821t3_9cbqqa,Someone got their feelings hurt.
2822t3_9cbqp1,"This should be the funerals everyone is focused on, 10 kids killed in a Chiraq house fire while left unattended for sleepover,the ""adults"" went out to party. Mother of 5 of those kids had been investigated at least 21 times and kids left alone in a building found to have over 40 code violations."
2823t3_9cbqjb,Another Humankind Accomplishment
2824t3_9cbqco,This isn't a repost. Who said repost? I didn't hear repost. Hahahah *starts swearing profusely*
2825t3_9cbqbn,MFW the funerals take longer than cancer kills and we are yet again deprived of Sunday morning covfefe tweets.
2826t3_9cbqag,"What I See When I walk my Dog in Liberal Austin, TX. #Fakemexican"
2827t3_9cbq3o,Found in a highway-side gas station. Truckers get it!
2828t3_9cbpwu,Everyone. I'm about 45 minutes into the 10 hour Never Come Down video on [notavailable] Tube. It reminds me of such High Energy we had during the election. We made a commitment. GEOTUS can't do it on his own entirely. Vote. GET OUT THERE.
2829t3_9cbpw6,Trump Swoops In
2830t3_9cbppw,"Sunday Gunday, when 45's maximum is 8 but you wish it's more"
2831t3_9cbpgp,Another Human Achievement Against All Odds
2832t3_9cbokx,Tired of being a victim? Arm yourself and protect what you care about!
2833t3_9cbogr,Slick Willie!
2834t3_9cbnz0,Daily Bible Scripture: 1 Samuel 17:41-47
2835t3_9cbnyg,"Mayor of Telluride accidentally texts rando at 146am, Gets unintentionally MAGA'D the next day."
2836t3_9cbndo,Exercising No. 2....Sunday Gunday
2837t3_9cbnbk,"NOT really an American accomplishment, but actually a ""human achievement"""
2838t3_9cbn2g,"The left can't meme, they also get butthurt when someone posts a glorious Stone Toss comic"
2839t3_9cbn1x,Democrats Now
2840t3_9cbn1w,Am I doing this right?
2841t3_9cbmth,The Trump curse has approximately a 1-year incubation period
2842t3_9cbmmk,Sunday Gunday PEDES...MEMEWAR III imminent.
2843t3_9cbmfh,"All due respect to Robert Zemeckis, Tom Hanks, Ed Harris, Kevin Bacon, the late great Bill Paxton, and the great American Gary Sinise. Apollo 13 didn't have one hint of SJW bullshit... F' U Gosling..."
2844t3_9cbljh,The guy thinks white privilege is real
2845t3_9cbwx1,EPIC- Pastor Goes Off On BLM For Ignoring Black-on-Black Crime
2846t3_9cbw6g,"""What have we learned from the MSM? ICE are NAZIs; AntiFa is BLM; Open borders and welfare grow economies; Raising taxes makes rich stay, add jobs; Monkeying with growing economy is a racist comment; Russian Intel stories paid for by HRC are trustworthy, and Trump is a racist traitor.. SO NOTHING!"""
2847t3_9cbw5c,Nascar Drivers Dad Made Racist Statements Before He Was Born- Now Losing Sponsors Over It
2848t3_9cbvvc,"Sunday Gun Day American, U.K. And Austrian edition!!"
2849t3_9cbvpt,"You need 67 votes in Senate to impeach, that is impossible when there is a clear paper trail of Obama/HRC crimes. Once GEOTUS releases all docs right before the election it is all over."
2850t3_9cbvg7,Banned from r/TwoXChromosomes and I’ve never even posted that Feminazi sub lol
2851t3_9cbv3d,"It was the Sun that impacts our climate, who would have guessed? Oh wait, ""Solar Variability and Terrestrial Climate"" ~ NASA, 2013."
2852t3_9cbuqq,"In honor of Sunday Gunday, I'd like to remind everybody of the time when Nick Rivers hit the top of the charts with his song ""Skeet Surfin'"""
2853t3_9cbuma,Mexico Signs Wall Building ‘Check’
2854t3_9cbu4f,MFW there is no political necessity to keep Canada in the new NAFTA deal �
2855t3_9cbu3b,"This attachment found in the Podesta email dump, explains how persons (i.e. President Trump) associated with a ""target"" of a FISA surveillance (i.e. Carter Page) can also be spied on via the NSA. Source is linked in the comments"
2856t3_9cbtul,Head on over to the SSofA Socialist States of America sub (politics) when you want motivation to fight these people for the identity of this great country.
2857t3_9cbtp4,Still waiting for the answer...
2858t3_9cbtgb,Fox’s Jeanine Pirro: Trump was 'framed'
2859t3_9cbstu,"Sunday gun day, 1971 edition"
2860t3_9cbssc,"An Elderpede making a short, simple, but POWERFUL statement: ""Kiss My Ass, George Bush!"""
2861t3_9cbsc0,"Sunday Gunday. If you’re going to go, always go big!"
2862t3_9cbs4p,Traitor!
2863t3_9cbrz7,"only ate here once, and didnt know what I was doing. Just got a regular 1 patty burger and never went back. Thanks pedes. Second time in 3 days, and already went triple!!! Going back soon!!!"
2864t3_9cbrx5,Posting this every day until Alex gets unbanned #FreeAlex - Day 26
2865t3_9cc255,"Tiger Woods showed great class in the way he answered the question about the Office of the Presidency and me. Now they say the so-called “left” is angry at him. So sad, but the “center & right” loves Tiger, Kanye, George Foreman, Jim Brown & so many other greats, even more......."
2866t3_9cc1z8,If you look up U.N flag this is one of the results.
2867t3_9cc1oh,"Just two American pilots doing something fucking amazing, ya know, for the globalist elite."
2868t3_9cc1nc,Netanyahu’s High Praise for Trump’s UNRWA Decision
2869t3_9cc1mf,Wanna take it off the moon?
2870t3_9cc1l6,"Tiger Woods showed great class in the way he answered the question about the Office of the Presidency and me. Now they say the so-called “left” is angry at him. So sad, but the “center & right” loves Tiger, Kanye, George Foreman, Jim Brown & so many other greats, even more......."
2871t3_9cc1fl,It really is the Clinton News Network!
2872t3_9cc1c1,"The splc consistently slanders conservative groups with there ""hate map"" of innocent organizations. We are in the process of developing a detailed Extremist Map to: track far-left extremist groups within the United States. Come see our plan!"
2873t3_9cc18n,"Tell me how, aside from being a literal child, this is any less of a grope than what that creepy pastor did to Ariana Grande (Pro-tip: You can't)"
2874t3_9cc130,"Ryan Gosling announces ambitious new project, an adaptation of the Herman Melville classic: Moby Front Hole"
2875t3_9cc0t3,Thomas Sowell dropping a red pill MOAB
2876t3_9cc0op,"Bruce Ohr, Micheal Cohen, The ""Russian of the day"" Darpasky all worked together back in 2008 to set up Trump during thst campaign funded by...wait for it..John McCain. (and remember ""keyhole reporting"". Its going to be happening a lot)"
2877t3_9cc0hg,"Remember - No Politicizing McCain's Funeral, And Say Nothing Bad - Unless You're Bashing Trump"
2878t3_9cc0f6,It will never be enough.
2879t3_9cc0c3,"It's an OUTRAGE! The left spews racist hatred! Omorosa talks about ""her monkeys"". Bill Maher says Trump is an orangutan. When the will hatred and intolerance stop? (King Kong could not be reached for comment)"
2880t3_9cc09s,Ensure Sunday Gunday can last forever
2881t3_9cbzta,"Let us never forget the fallen who came before us. For the newer Pedes in the DOM, this is required reading. RIP Snappy"
2882t3_9cbzm1,I Thought I Knew What Would Happen If Whites Left South Africa... Sorry Pede's I Got BTFO'd
2883t3_9cbz7d,WHATEVER HAPPENED TO???? Puerto Rico and Haiti Edition
2884t3_9cbz5i,Sunday Gunday Kahr Arms Guardian .380 stainless steel .380 with a crimson trace laser
2885t3_9cbz3c,Its my Birthday and Trumps my president. The best present ever!�. Best year ever! �
2886t3_9cbyz4,Big Don dabbing on the taxpayer funded political theatre and weeklong secular sainthood ceremony
2887t3_9cbysa,One meme explains how Americans really feel about the death of John McCain.
2888t3_9cbyo5,WTF is Monkey Cage Analysis? New rules show Washington Post is racist.
2889t3_9cc7gy,Make America Great Again. We can be tolerant of weird people but to highlight them as role models for our kids is a terrible mistake.
2890t3_9cc75j,Judge Jeanine To Jeff Sessions: ‘Resign Immediately’
2891t3_9cc759,"The media does shit like this, and then they wonder why no one trusts them."
2892t3_9cc6r2,ABC renews yet another Anti Trump sitcom for a second season
2893t3_9cc6no,Not even Bill Clinton wants a piece of the “body positive” movement.
2894t3_9cc6fo,Memo to President Trump: Prosecute Hillary Clinton or Perish
2895t3_9cc6f9,Fox News Mocks Actor for Working Real job
2896t3_9cc6dp,"""...That your word is your bond, that you do what you say you're going to do...and keep your promises."""
2897t3_9cc5xk,"For the last 2 years the MSM has told ANY ties to RUSSIA or RUSSIAN MONEY IS EVIL AND TREASONOUS.. They spent that time lowering the bar to incriminate Obama and Hillary's team too.. Read slowly, every name and date..."
2898t3_9cc5tg,"4th of July is the Global Independence Day. It was a global achievement to kick the red coats out. The pakis, the afghans, the punjabs, the south africans, mexicans, sudanese, palestinians all helped. It's an international day, you bigots!"
2899t3_9cc58z,Why NJ why? Former Ambassador to Germany newest NJ Governor Plans to protect invaders. Gee and no one listened.
2900t3_9cc57v,"Saudi Arabia is islamophobic, right? They've just deported FORTY THOUSAND Pakistanis!!!"
2901t3_9cc4y5,What a beautiful sight!!
2902t3_9cc4ny,Lost Antifa Goon
2903t3_9cc4mg,What ACKCHYUALLY happened to Bono
2904t3_9cc4by,Thank God I didn’t watch the shitshow that was McCain’s funeral
2905t3_9cc4b1,WOW! Just Rewatched Enemy of the State & Guess what I found
2906t3_9cc48k,"Wow! They’re bringing back Thomas the Train just so they can brainwash the next generation with multiculturalism. They’re TRAINS! They don’t have race, religion or gender identity."
2907t3_9cc489,"Migrant to Germany: ‘We Grab Your Women, You Can’t Do Anything"
2908t3_9cc44i,Have American newspapers given Donald Trump a gift?
2909t3_9cc43j,The Obamas have a code for attending funerals: only one of them can be undignified
2910t3_9cc429,"....The fact is that African/American unemployment is now the lowest in the history of our country. Same with Asian, Hispanic and almost every other group. The Democrats have been all talk and no action. My Administration has already produced like no other, and everyone sees it!"
2911t3_9cc3ia,"SUNDAY GUNDAY, never participated so here it is!"
2912t3_9cc3h2,Taxation is theft Exhibit A
2913t3_9ccda5,�LIBERALISM: FIND A CURE�
2914t3_9ccd8h,"Buckle up MAGA, it's gonna be an intense week with the Kavanaugh hearings and increased likelihood of Trump declasifying the FISA documents."
2915t3_9ccczd,Millionaire Groping Bishop Charles Ellis III Accused of Cheating a Deceased Church Member’s Family Out of Inheritance. w/audio
2916t3_9cccus,The Leaning Tower Of Humanity!
2917t3_9ccct5,Poll: Immigration the Most Important Issue to GOP Voters for Last Half Year
2918t3_9ccco3,Reporters turn White House press briefings into performances. That's why I quit.
2919t3_9ccccn,It was a Human Achievement
2920t3_9ccc9q,"Wow, even in non political content, authors are telling readers not to believe the mainstream media. Our message is spreading!"
2921t3_9ccbys,"Happening: America’s last surviving great dreadnought battleship, the USS Texas is currently slowly sinking into the Houston Ship Channel due to rust. She needs to be moved to a dry berth, but there’s currently not enough funding. Cruz and POTUS should save this important piece of American history."
2922t3_9ccbxp,Sodapoppin is one of us!
2923t3_9ccbxn,Sunday Gunday with my new Glock gen 5!
2924t3_9ccbwp,"Trump retweet because McCain: ""@Rasmussen_Poll just came out at 48% approval rate despite the constant and intense Fake News. Higher than Election Day and higher than President Obama. Rasmussen was one of the most accurate Election Day polls!"""
2925t3_9ccbtl,"Don't worry guys, Canada will survive with its ""multi-billion dollar"" WEED empire! Us ""toothless bumpkins"" will be all imprisoned soon."
2926t3_9ccbsj,"""Impact on Climate Change"" LMFTFY."
2927t3_9ccbsa,"Suspected MS-13 member raped girl, 11, in her bedroom, police say"
2928t3_9ccbqw,"AP on foxnews. Pretty sad that AP avoids saying it was Air Force Two that was carrying McStain. They just repeatedly say and ""Air Force passenger plane"". Wouldn't want to give the President any credit now would they."
2929t3_9ccbqb,Sodapoppin is one of us!
2930t3_9ccbnl,Sodapoppin is one of us!
2931t3_9ccba5,Sunday Gunday - Reach Out & Touch Them Edition-
2932t3_9ccb5l,Have you ever noticed?
2933t3_9ccazv,Jordan Peterson Finally talks about the money he's making W/ Joe Rogan
2934t3_9ccay5,I Freaking Knew It!
2935t3_9ccawb,"My very first Sunday Gunday, I hope our Founders would be proud!"
2936t3_9ccauy,"Illegal alien deported, doesn't want to come back, progressives want the courts to force him to come back. Democrats are now trying to hold foreigners hostage in USA for votes."
2937t3_9ccauo,When Did Trump Become A Racist?
2938t3_9cc7uh,"Mount Shasta, CA [3263 x 2448] St. George, Maine"
2939t3_9cbuqa,What you really shouldn't do while you're in a blizzard or thunderstorm
2940t3_9ccq9d,This past week was the 1-year anniversary of my first gun. What a difference a pay raise and a few months can make. Have a thoughtful Memorial Day and a happy Sunday Gunday
2941t3_9ccptt,Sunday gun day
2942t3_9ccoo2,Sunday Gunday
2943t3_9ccon7,Sunday Gunday #2
2944t3_9ccolj,"Hillary’s two-year, one billion dollar campaign in a nutshell"
2945t3_9ccogs,The Taj of Humanity
2946t3_9ccnt7,Checkout the Cheshire Cat Grin on Session.
2947t3_9ccns3,Ill tell you why he’s ready for fall you commie fucks. He is going to tear the globalist coup to fucking pieces. He’s going to lead candidates to ass kicking victories in the midterms and then he is going to MAGA so hard your deranged heads will explode like socialist piñatas.
2948t3_9ccmxe,"Robert Mueller's Russia probe a '6 million-headed monster', GOP lawmaker says"
2949t3_9ccmgh,How a Little-Known FBI Unit Helped to Disseminate the Steele Dossier
2950t3_9ccm5y,"When you realize Muslims are against yoga pants, bikinis, and booty shorts"
2951t3_9cclrc,That’s the spirit!
2952t3_9cclkj,"Apollo Moon Landing Flags Still Standing, National Anthem proved as universal law"
2953t3_9ccl7c,Trump ‘Disapproval’: Poor Polling Used (Again) To Manipulate Americans Ahead Of Elections
2954t3_9cckls,Safety First!
2955t3_9cckjf,Sunday Gunday! Everyone in the neighborhood is rushing to install Ring doorbells after a recent home invasion that has put everyone on edge... my husband read my mind and went out and bought us a Sig knowing an intruder isn’t going to ring our damn doorbell.
2956t3_9cck1b,I received a fund-raising letter from the SPLC. I figured it would be rude not to at least reply.
2957t3_9cck0g,Ok. This is interesting what I found on Bing search.
2958t3_9ccjpg,Obama’s Echo Chamber
2959t3_9ccjjj,Sunday gun day - 12 gauge edition
2960t3_9ccicf,Playing the Left Like Fiddles
2961t3_9ccia9,"German press takes a page from the US: attacks citizens with the audacity to protest immigrant violence and crime. Calls them ""far right"", while leftists are the ones attacking these patriots. Sad!"
2962t3_9cci1b,New facts about the Carter Page FISA Warrant prove the Special Counsel MUST END
2963t3_9cchv7,They hate the one thing that actually works. Happy Gunday!
2964t3_9ccgsn,'Gross Betrayal of Democracy' – Theresa May Rejects Second Brexit Referendum
2965t3_9ccmti,A monkey clinging to a 4 bed ex-council house!
2966t3_9cd3rs,My boss cut my best friend's funeral
2967t3_9cdb19,"Reminder: John McCain - Who is Being Sent Off Like Some King - Was Never President, and as a U.S. Senator Was Despised in the State of Arizona. (CBS Poll, June 2018: 20% Republican Support). This Funeral is a Total Sham."
2968t3_9cdaxl,Pentagon cancels aid to Pakistan over record on militants
2969t3_9cdavc,"OUTRAGEOUS! DOJ wants SIX MONTHS to turn over 1650 pages of Ohr-Fusion GPS records. Plus there were were no court hearings on key FISA warrants targeting Trump, Clinton emails hacked and DoJ/FBI do nothing, Deep State whistlebower files big lawsuit. Latest Judicial Watch Update!"
2970t3_9cdaoo,The Incredible Shrinking Mueller Investigation
2971t3_9cdafc,Douglas Murray Interviewed Boris Johnson's Burka Comments & Immigration
2972t3_9cda97,"LBJ'S Democratic Plantation - Let’s face it. ""Our a$$ is in a crack. We’re gonna have to let this nig9er bill pass."" —Lyndon Johnson to Sen. John Stennis, 1957"
2973t3_9cda7d,"Sunday Gunday ~ Challenge (Note: This is not real, just funny)"
2974t3_9cd9uv,Savage Conservative Memes 57- Feels Gallery....
2975t3_9cd9sl,"Guatemalan Migrant Family Seduced, Split and Busted by U.S. Progressives - Legal ""Dream"" team includes Avenatti the attorney representing porn star Stormy Daniels - Want the deported dad here but Xol does not want to be sent north for the reunification - Not playing along with the Liberal agenda"
2976t3_9cd9qz,Sorry we don't want your gun free signs. We will take all your lawful carry signs tho!
2977t3_9cd9og,CNN: DRUMPH decimating ms13 is making ms13 stronger !!! Sources ? Several people !
2978t3_9cd9o9,Another Bing search
2979t3_9cd99n,"A Google Home Page, That's A Bit More Reflective Of Their Actions"
2980t3_9cd909,The Dr. Gorka Splains the Trump Economic Boom
2981t3_9cd8v2,Jeanine Pirro to Jeff Sessions ‘Put on Your Big Boy Pants’ or Resign
2982t3_9cd8sj,"Washington , Lincoln , Trump. Top 3 all time."
2983t3_9cd83a,"Happy Sunday, Everyone"
2984t3_9cd7pj,What a mess
2985t3_9cd7jy,#Winning ��
2986t3_9cd7fy,Death
2987t3_9cd7fi,Happy Sunday Gunday!!
2988t3_9cd7fc,Ann Coulter Speaks About The Social Media Censorship of Conservatives
2989t3_9cd71s,The pyrimids of humanity
2990t3_9cd6ve,Forest Trump
2991t3_9cd6v3,His name was Seth Rich.
2992t3_9cdigt,Sunday gunday! The 22 TCM is mean little 2000 fps zinger.
2993t3_9cdiao,Reporter gets BTFO'd by German citizens on rapefugees
2994t3_9cdi90,"The left can't meme. America, the only country..."
2995t3_9cdi3o,You have reached the end of the internet
2996t3_9cdhwf,"Oi you cheeky wanker, you got a loicense foh that buttah noyf?"
2997t3_9cdh07,Ex-Girlfriend Who Accused Keith Ellison Of Domestic Abuse Refutes His Daughter's Claims That The Allegations Are False
2998t3_9cdguw,Alright kids ..
2999t3_9cdgug,Trumpians Vs Trumpists
3000t3_9cdgnn,"Trump Appoints African American Kiron Skinner at State to Carry Out 'America First' Agenda - As director of policy planning, Skinner will head the department’s in-house think tank, which provides strategic guidance to the entire building. Conservative foreign policy experts are cheering the move"
3001t3_9cdgk4,Is obscure GOP consultant Sam Patten the missing link in the Trump-Russia probe?
3002t3_9cdgj6,Sunday Gun Day - Brit Edition
3003t3_9cdgg9,R/philosophy dispensing common sense
3004t3_9cdgeq,Why Generation Z Loves Trump
3005t3_9cdg7j,A picture is worth a thousand words
3006t3_9cdfvr,"The death of a girl, killed by a man who should not have been here, is not open to being used in defense for tighter borders but somehow dead kids can be used for anti-gun messages"
3007t3_9cdfn5,True hero! Vs some guy with a ball
3008t3_9cdfkr,Migrant Rappels into U.S. - Nearly Drowns in Irrigation Canal - Border Patrol officials described the canal as being “self-cleaning.” Designed to pull objects in the water to the bottom - After rescuing him - agents arrested him for immigration violations & took him for processing
3009t3_9cdfe4,Actual picture of Trump negotiations with Trudeau.
3010t3_9cdf48,I wonder how many hungry children could have been fed with the millions upon millions being wasted on opposition to President Trump. � I wonder if any Democrats ever considered this...
3011t3_9cdesk,KPOP Performer ʜʏᴏⓂ️ɪɴ on Instagram: “음주가무�” Has An Interesting Selection Of Beverages
3012t3_9cdeh2,"Maybe we are asking the wrong question... Why NOT Arlington, with your dad and grandad?"
3013t3_9cdedy,lol
3014t3_9cde92,"Could we get GEOTUS to come to the besieged state of Illinois and campaign for McCann, with Trump’s support it would become a four way race."
3015t3_9cde6d,Socialist Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is now exploiting children to promote her agenda
3016t3_9cddxi,"People don't think it be like it is, but it do!"
3017t3_9cdqbu,Trump praises Tiger Woods for showing 'great class' in answer about Trump
3018t3_9cdq9j,Lawsuit Seeks To Expose Billionaire Pedophile Ring Involving ‘Prominent US Politicians..World Leaders’
3019t3_9cdq0a,States With Standing Calls for a Constitutional Convention and why are most blue states missing when they don't like the constitutio
3020t3_9cdpz7,It really is that simple
3021t3_9cdpxh,The Turkish lira is due for a reality check on Monday
3022t3_9cdpp9,This is CNN ��
3023t3_9cdpmv,Joe Rogan Finally Speechless ���
3024t3_9cdpd3,Compare how the NYT treated their political enemy Roy Moore when he faced accusations of dating underage girls to how they're treating their political ally Pope Francis as he faces accusations of protecting an actual child molester.
3025t3_9cdpa4,"I'm three feet in the not-air, saluting my motherf**king flag, in front my damn spacecraft right before I go four wheeling on the MOON. Is anybody confused about which country I'm from?"
3026t3_9cdp2g,"Just so the rest of the world doesn't feel left out, here's your participation trophy...a photo of your countries' flag on the moon."
3027t3_9cdoge,Share this with everyone you know. I encourage the stealing of this. Spread the word!
3028t3_9cdovz,"Father of Mollie Tibbetts says that we should be building bridges, not walls. Is this dude serious?"
3029t3_9cdovo,"Asset and snake oil salesmen Joe Rogan was shitting on POTUS merch, ""if you buy this hat, you go on a special list of morons."" I think he's projecting.."
3030t3_9cdoo9,GUN DAY FACT
3031t3_9cdo9n,This right here is why Trump was elected.
3032t3_9cdo5f,"If this doesn't make you thankful that Donald J Trump won the election, I don't know what will"
3033t3_9cdnvp,Celebrate the American worker! Take 40% OFF at the Trump Store with Code: JOBS at checkout
3034t3_9cdnvh,Gregg Jarrett: AG Sessions 'Will Be Fired' After Midterms Due to Carter Page Surveillance
3035t3_9cdntw,Lyin Lanny Davis says CNN mistook request to investigate Trump's knowledge of Trump Tower meeting as confirmation
3036t3_9cdnk1,God help the Brits if they have this nutcase at the helm
3037t3_9cdn9w,"Ryan Gosling, in a stunning act of diplomacy and evenhandedness, issues statement demanding China remove its ‘made in’ labels because its factories produce items for all of humanity"
3038t3_9cdn6g,Papa John's founder files second suit against company
3039t3_9cdmya,Every Vote Counts!!! Counting down to the midterms!
3040t3_9cdms3,"Wow, I guess they have to change the name of these events... cause I guess that Mr. 'DUI leaving the scene of a crash' Beta O'Cucke wants you to forget about his criminal history..."
3041t3_9cdmpv,There should never be another John McCain. Let his funeral be the symbolic funeral for the entire entrenched ruling class. Nobody should be senator until their dying breath. We need TERM LIMITS FOR CONGRESS now!
3042t3_9cdxej,"Kanye West Praises Trump, Says Run for President '100 Percent Could Happen' in 2024"
3043t3_9cdxa1,Those Lyin' Irish Eyes
3044t3_9cdwt9,"Gillum: Trump's Policies 'Extreme,' 'Un-American'"
3045t3_9cdwq4,Oh look how convenient: White supremacist group in Idaho sends out racist robocalls about FL gov candidate Andrew Gillum playing monkey noises. Gillum blames DeSantis and Trump. They are making this battle a white vs black race to hide Gillum's horrible policies! Don't let them FL pedes!
3046t3_9cdwoh,"""Hey, Doug....while that whole 'funeral thing' is going on in DC, why don't I fly you out to Virginia and we will talk about this 'open Senate seat' business over a round of golf...."""
3047t3_9cdw8t,"Happy Sunday Gunday from Los Angeles, CA"
3048t3_9cdw5p,my guess is @ POTUS is counting down the minutes til he can raise the Capitol flag to full staff again....McCain to be interred @ Naval academy this afternoon.
3049t3_9cdvsv,"More Sen. Lindsey Graham, who's a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, says SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh will likely be approved with 55 votes"
3050t3_9cdvhb,"******** To all the downvoters, shills, and Anti-Americans, living in the United States of America.***** Guess What? This man is STILL your President !!!! SAY IT WITH ME !!!! ******* PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP !!!!!!******* MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN !!! KEEP AMERICA GREAT 2020!!!!! ******"
3051t3_9cdvfy,Florida Democratic Gov. Candidate Does Gymnastics Trying To Avoid Admitting He Plans To Raise Taxes
3052t3_9cdvfk,Censorship is alive and well and not just in Politics. I'm not one of you either. Trump supporters would likely call me a crazy socialist. Which I wear as a bag of honor. You are speaking truth.
3053t3_9cdvfd,Old Establishment John Kasich: The Republican Party is 'shrinking'
3054t3_9cdvcd,Geotus is putting flags everywhere...suck it
3055t3_9cdvcf,Bill Clinton is definitely a rapist. Believe me.
3056t3_9cdvbc,"Jeff Sessions is the face of Deep State today, and every hour Trump waits to replace him makes it that much less likely the crimes of Obama, Bush, and Clinton will ever come to the light of day."
3057t3_9cdvab,"Kanye West Praises Trump, Says Run for President '100 Percent Could Happen' in 2024. If there is a god in heaven, please don't let this happen"
3058t3_9cduzu,"Mollie's Father, with ties to the Clinton Foundation, goes off his rocker. Tells DJT Jr. not to ""appropriate her soul."""
3059t3_9cduye,Hollywood Removed US Flag from the Moon Landing
3060t3_9cduwx,The Parthenon of Humanity
3061t3_9cdumk,So BETA O'Rourke campaign sent me unsolicited text messages yesterday... [OC]
3062t3_9cduit,Your Ass America hosted by Mill Bitchell
3063t3_9cdtyi,"On the Palestinian Refugee Issue, President Trump Is Magnificently Right"
3064t3_9cdtxv,LET'S GIVE THE ORIGINAL GOD EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE SOME LOVE!
3065t3_9cdtwr,"Sunday Gunday, Homemade Edition!"
3066t3_9cdtrw,Classic Bill
3067t3_9ce52k,"LMAO! Lanny Davis Now Says He Wanted CNN Reporters To INVESTIGATE Whether Trump Knew About 2016 Meeting, NOT That He Was Confirming The Story..."
3068t3_9ce50y,"Just like that, my running days was over."
3069t3_9ce4o9,Well?
3070t3_9ce4ee,Trump volunteer blocks photographer’s attempt to snap a picture of a protester. “ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE: Trump staffer physically blocks you from seeing what is really going on. Stunning” How many times has Trump asked the MSM to video protestors but won't because they are scared to show the crowd?
3071t3_9ce3pz,I'll just leave this here
3072t3_9ce3ev,I don’t blame Bill at all
3073t3_9ce34y,20 examples of CNN proving they deserve the label VERY FAKE NEWS
3074t3_9ce2zz,100 % agree. Thoughts?
3075t3_9ce2wh,Everyone I dont like is a dictator!!!!!
3076t3_9ce2pi,The Savior of Western Civilization
3077t3_9ce2aa,Maxime Bernier working to Make Canada Great Again. #FeelTheBern! An open letter from Bernier to the Canadian Pedes looking to drain the swamp... of all politics worldwide.
3078t3_9ce1zj,NY Times Narrative Rewrite: Old: Trump Embracing Right Wing Conspiracy Theories About Little-Known Desk Jockey Bruce Ohr. New: Trump Targeting Legendary Crime Fighter Bruce Ohr. ��
3079t3_9ce1st,Trump's 'fake news' rhetoric crops up around the globe. His anti-media rhetoric has given foreign dictators a framework to crack down on free expression and is contributing to a rise in threats against journalists and will lead to violence. It also has caused cancer and premature ejaculation
3080t3_9ce1ro,Another great SUNDAY GUNDAY at the range
3081t3_9ce1qa,Am I right?
3082t3_9ce1hf,3rd Meme War - history being made here....
3083t3_9ce1gb,"I'm jumping three feet into the vacuum, saluting my flag with my spacecraft in the background right before I go four wheeling on the moon. Anybody confused about which country I'm from?"
3084t3_9ce1de,[Rare]
3085t3_9ce171,Breaking News!
3086t3_9ce0xv,Wow! In-N-Out pays its managers $160K/year - triple the national average
3087t3_9ce0ny,"Seems like the decision to invite Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump to John McCain's Swamp Club Funeral Party and then publicly humiliate them by having Obama, Bush II and Meghan etc slam Trump was pre-planned partly as a PsyOps: Demoralizing POTUS via embarrassing and isolating Ivanka and Jared."
3088t3_9ce0dc,Request: Hillary Downvote Arrows
3089t3_9ce0a6,"Illegal, MS-13 member broke into sleeping 11 year old girl’s bedroom and culturally enriched her"
3090t3_9cdzp9,"Criticism of John ""Songbird"" McCain AKA Mr. War Hero."
3091t3_9cdkvd,Walked in on this evening
3092t3_9ceiuh,Why Leftists Routinely Murder Diversity (And Millions Of People Along The Way) - SGT Report
3093t3_9ceii4,"A musical tribute to John McCain's next stop. Actually, his last stop. Oh baby, it's hot. He's on fire man, he's burnin' up!"
3094t3_9cehzc,All patriotic Americans who love football but can’t stand the NFL should tune into Texas A&M football this season. We play Clemson this Saturday and it will be a great game. We take our hats off for the anthem and respect this great nation. And the Aggie band will is always a joy to watch.
3095t3_9ceho2,"KKK demonstrators clash with counter-protesters in front of snipers & heavy police control in Indiana. But wait, as you read in the massive wall to wall media coverage, the protestors were not antifa or even leftists. They chanted ""USA"" and carried pro-America signs."
3096t3_9cehj6,Lack of FISA court hearings on Carter Page warrants sparks fierce debate
3097t3_9cehcr,"""One of America's Worst Mayors"" L.A.'s Eric Garcetti Spends Money Nationwide ---- Looking Ahead to 2020 Race"
3098t3_9cegl9,Was That a Funeral or a Trump Roast on Comedy Central?
3099t3_9cegju,In the Face of Hollywood Revisionism; Apollo 8's Christmas Eve Message.
3100t3_9cegcu,PBS show is discussing the new definition of “white supremacy”...
3101t3_9cegaa,"A Paradigm Shift Occured Saturday as Globalist Elite Gathered to Bid Farewell to One of Their Own and Their Egomaniacal Way of Life. R.I.Hell., Globalists."
3102t3_9cefso,The MAGA autists need to take over the Cruz campaign. This is pathetic! Time for memetic warfare.
3103t3_9cefpi,Dick’s Sporting Goods shares drops on weak gun sales (FT)
3104t3_9cefg3,The perfect woman doesn't exi...
3105t3_9ceeoz,Sunday Gunday: Nothing Says Murica Like a Hickok45 Drive-By Shooting An Uzi on a Bicycle
3106t3_9ceehd,Dallas abortion billboard sparks debate in black community - ‘Abortion is self-care’: Texas billboard’s message to black women sparks outrage - Demokratik Peoples Republik of Dallastan strikes again
3107t3_9ceeew,PEACH MINTS
3108t3_9cedmr,John McCain & The Uniparty’s Funeral For Itself
3109t3_9cedfv,LIBERALS WORST NIGHTMARE.
3110t3_9ced50,Suddenly I understand how Reformation happened
3111t3_9ced00,"REMINDER: 11 Times Presidential Daughters And Sons Got Caught Partying (Shills, sorry! it's not Trump's family)"
3112t3_9cecvv,Fmr Obama Sec Of State Kerry: USA “Paid A Price” B/c Obama Failed To Enf...
3113t3_9cecoe,to infinity and beyond
3114t3_9ceccn,This is too good!
3115t3_9cecap,"Ezra ""ezar"" guy?"
3116t3_9cec6l,"Sunday HUGE Gun Day: This valiant warrior fought for America at Normandy, Okinawa, Iwo Jima, and Omaha Beach. Now she’s on the verge of sinking into the Houston Ship Channel. She needs saved by Senator Cruz and GEOTUS."
3117t3_9cepyl,"MRW Democrats try to tell me that George W. Bush is actually a nice guy secretly sharing candy with Michael Obama, instead of a warmongering piece of shit who spent trillions to bomb innocent people."
3118t3_9ceptf,Happy Sunday Gunday From Connecticut
3119t3_9cepjc,"Why aren’t Lois Lerner, Peter Strzok, Andrew McCabe & James Comey in Jail?"
3120t3_9cepn4,"The true ending of ""Muh Russian Kollusion Kaper"""
3121t3_9cepkt,"Tweets from Middle East North (Germany): ""'I worked for 40 years. I can't take my grandchildren into town anymore. My wife and daughter-in-law went into town and, in front of police, Arab citizens said 'Wanna fuck? Wanna fuck? Is ask myself, 'is that normal?'"". Yes, in Frau Merkel's Germany."
3122t3_9cepar,Meghan MсСаin at yesterday's event
3123t3_9cep9x,Stop it. Get some help.
3124t3_9cep39,Another ‘First Man’ fuk USA actor mouthfarts- Jason Clarke: Criticism over American Flag ‘Silly and Naive’
3125t3_9cep15,America is great because of men like this great american
3126t3_9ceoho,Trump 2020
3127t3_9ceo6v,"Google is funny when I search ""How much money did John McCain funeral cost the American taxpayers"" ? I get links to ""Trumps trips to Mar-a-lago are costing taxpayers millions"". F you Google leftist pinko commie electric car driving soy latte sipping half a Moes."
3128t3_9ceo02,The juxtaposition out of all juxtapositions.
3129t3_9cenpd,President Trump Pardons Senator McCain (from life)
3130t3_9cen94,THE SILENT MAJORITY
3131t3_9cemrf,"Liberal logic: Because some third-world countries have dishes that taste good, we should import millions of people from them instead of just learning to prepare those dishes here."
3132t3_9cemor,"SIMPLY AMAZING � President Trump FANTASTIC Speech to Supporters in North Carolina - August 31, 2018"
3133t3_9cemnr,"Trump firing Sessions would not be 'politically wise,' Alaska senator says"
3134t3_9cemih,Sunday Gun Day featuring the Springfield 911 I just picked up
3135t3_9cemhp,Happy Labor Day Weekend Guys!
3136t3_9cemdl,Sunday (mostly black) gun day
3137t3_9cemdb,"Max Kellerman, ESPN host slams Tiger Woods' 'respect' the presidency remark"
3138t3_9cem4t,Looks fun...
3139t3_9cem4h,"According to CNN, if you oppose illegal immigration, especially in the wake of Mollie’s death, you are a racist."
3140t3_9cewzb,Mockingbird Media Doing What They Do: Blame Trump
3141t3_9cewpv,McCain really does represent the spirit of bipartisanship
3142t3_9cewbk,Even bob hope knew all them yrs ago. Old one but It's brilliant
3143t3_9cew6z,We Can Watch Your Kids 24/7
3144t3_9cew3z,*slaps roof of Trump campaign* This bad boy can fit so many f*cking wiretaps in it.
3145t3_9cew0c,John McCain's Epic Burn
3146t3_9cevuj,"Resident Takes Away Alleged Intruder's Gun, Kills Him with It"
3147t3_9cevgz,"Even though we already suspect the answer, we will have to explore the whole universe to be absolutely sure"
3148t3_9cevcm,"""Any day now guys!!! Any day!!!"""
3149t3_9cev5l,A bunch of CLUELESS socialist leftists raised money and released an ILLEGAL ALIEN THUG WITH A CRIMINAL BACKGROUND from ICE detention
3150t3_9cev1c,NYT 2017 VS Germany 1940!!!
3151t3_9ceuyt,"Waiting on a burger at In-n-Out right now, gonna be a while there’s a huge line at 2:30 on a Sunday"
3152t3_9ceuwj,Photos Surface of McCain on Putin-Linked Deripaska’s Yacht; Oligarch Threw McCain Birthday Bash While FBI Probed Russian for Organized Crime Ties | ...the same Deripaska that is best friends with Putin. How did a U.S. Senator get on one of the largest mega yachts — the Queen B — in the world?
3153t3_9ceurr,Its really funny what happens when you change 1 or 2 words on an SJW sign
3154t3_9ceuii,Don Wick
3155t3_9ceui4,The Torture Of Assange: A Blight On The US Justice System. Ron Paul explains.
3156t3_9ceui2,"Lanny Davis says he's to blame, not CNN, for controversy over Trump-Russia meeting story"
3157t3_9ceudl,Tolerant left on full force after my Alex Jones meeting post!
3158t3_9ceu9h,"The real cause of TDS, folks."
3159t3_9cetvo,"DREAMER PEDOPHILE THUG WALKING: An UNGRATEFUL MS-13 ""Dreamer"" Thug With a Malicious Intent CAUGHT Raping a 11-Year Old Girl"
3160t3_9cet8y,Recap of an irl debate I just had on whether or not words are violence.
3161t3_9cet8x,Dem Rep Threatens Immigration Officers: 'You Will Not Be Safe'
3162t3_9cet8l,"Can we get some love for Mad Max Bernier? Canada's best shot at becoming uncucked, wants to eliminate protected markets to trade fairly with Trump"
3163t3_9cet7b,We Are the Commodity
3164t3_9cesty,"Obama wanted immigration reform and said he'd address it in his first term....EXCEPT he LIED and told you what you wanted to hear as always. Instead, he fought states that attempted to enforce our laws (AZ) and let MILLIONS more illegals in with catch and release and ignoring their passage."
3165t3_9cf0mu,[AMA Request] Pediatric Teacher/Teacher at a game studio Forgotten Key from scratch
3166t3_9cejr9,Which side are you aware of what they fear
3167t3_9cfh98,Sunday Gunday - Bathroom Reading Necessities
3168t3_9cfgss,Alexandria Ocasio Cortez recruits children to fight against Donald Trump
3169t3_9cfgn5,Some call him the Donald Trump of Brazil
3170t3_9cfg2o,Bill Clinton - The Creep.
3171t3_9cfg0l,Why Women Still Love Trump (Millie Weaver at the Evansville rally)
3172t3_9cfftp,South Africa Withdraws Land Expropriation Bill...For Now
3173t3_9cffte,✔send replies to my cuckbox
3174t3_9cfft9,"""How many genders are there?"" These videos make my head spin, the world is going crazy."
3175t3_9cfflh,"Found on r/Political""humour"", This is what Libs think of people that literally just support the PRESIDENT. What a dumbass strawman"
3176t3_9cffkd,I am late Senator John McCain. I am so insignificant that my own family and friends gave more attention to the man that I detested than me. Now I am a failed shit stain in history and Donald Trump is the President of the United States
3177t3_9cffc2,Where John McCain is at this very moment.
3178t3_9cfevl,Knocked out for insulting Allah
3179t3_9cfeum,Shut Up Meg
3180t3_9cfel8,Buy stock in Orville Redenbacher. The Apprentice always has a Master.
3181t3_9cfekq,"'There Is a God' - Bono Suffers 'Complete Loss of Voice' on Pro-EU Tour - One of the 101 ways to shut up an obnoxious, self important, irrelevant, bloviating, noisemaker"
3182t3_9cfefk,"Say it with me folks, CNN is fake news"
3183t3_9cfef3,Attempted hijacking in South Africa
3184t3_9cfeeb,Why can't liberal fascists China bots see the poop on their head? - So what if Trump played golf while they politicized funerals and trashed a sitting President in front of a dead bodies and grabbed titties?
3185t3_9cfe9k,Idk sounds kinda spot on
3186t3_9cfdw1,John McCain's Final Journey
3187t3_9cfdri,Daily reminder that trying to hold a rational conversation with unhinged Leftists is a futile effort...
3188t3_9cfdns,Based Ontario Premier Doug Ford to Liberal Universities: Develop free speech policies or face funding cuts
3189t3_9cfdhe,Two American mice are having dinner in Paris and begin to talk about Persian cats...
3190t3_9cfd8t,Key WikiLeaks consultant and Julian Assange associate missing in Norway
3191t3_9cfd0f,"Trade deal will limit success of NAFTA negotiations for Canada - Poilievre said it was ""humiliating"" to watch the U.S. & Mexico negotiate a deal behind SoiBoi Trudeau's back - ""We're not hearing about gains Canada might make in these trade negotiations, only what we might give up,"" - No gains"
3192t3_9cfh8y,Dog Zuko was born with a lid on the lawn of a road interchange in Japan
3193t3_9cfx0w,It weighs about 20 wide
3194t3_9cgcj2,Trump Readies Tariffs on Another $200 billion in Chinese Goods
3195t3_9cgccq,Former Canadian PM Stephen Harper Sees the future of Canada under Trudeau
3196t3_9cgc9o,"Buzz Aldrin: ""My salute to the American flag on the moon was my proudest moment."" [Tweeted on Flag Day, 2016]"
3197t3_9cgc6i,Bahahahahahahahahaha! Breathes in.... hahahahaha!
3198t3_9cgc3y,"""What would you do"" if the manager of a restaurant refused to serve a customer unless he took off his MAGA hat?"
3199t3_9cgc0e,Nothing but Love. All Day!!
3200t3_9cgbgq,Ran into Pepe today at the Jersey Shore today
3201t3_9cgbf1,Gang member was hacked to death with a machete by fellow MS-13 members because he was an informant - REFUGEES WELCOME
3202t3_9cgb7s,"Oh no! Is Canada being tough with trade? What ever will us Americans do? Oh ya, not care and go back to forgetting Canada is even attached to our shining beacon of a free country."
3203t3_9cgb6z,"Chick-fil-A Manager Stops Service To Pray for Employee Having Surgery for Breast Cancer. With In and Out getting love, I figure we still want to appreciate Chick-fil-A."
3204t3_9cgb6k,"�He's more trouble than you think. He'll kill you sugar, leave you in the drink.�"
3205t3_9cgb57,Trigger Discipline meow
3206t3_9cgb12,Trump shadow
3207t3_9cgax0,Pede Spotted in SoCal (hello friend) while visiting behind enemy lines from the Deep South
3208t3_9cgaaq,Da fuk did I just read?
3209t3_9cga7z,Sunday Gunday: Home on the Range
3210t3_9cga74,Bokhari: Google Is Trump's Most Dangerous Enemy | Breitbart
3211t3_9cg9xs,Freedom Sunday
3212t3_9cg9xb,The hell you say
3213t3_9cg9wi,"Byron York: Congress waits, waits, waits for Sally Yates documents"
3214t3_9cg9r4,“Science” can fuck right off
3215t3_9cg9nd,"High Profile Leftist Chris Hedges is Calling Antifa ""Cancer"""
3216t3_9cg9n5,Trump Slams `Decades of Abuse' by Canada After Nafta Talks Stall
3217t3_9cg9k7,Lanny Davis is an operator perpetuating a Russian effort to create chaos in the US political system
3218t3_9cg9hi,Poll: Most GOP Voters Think Mueller Probe Should Be Shut Down
3219t3_9cgizq,"Next liberal you see online or in person throwing shade about Trump and McCain, let it be known..."
3220t3_9cgipk,Riddle Me This | How much money did John McCain funeral cost the American taxpayers?
3221t3_9cgini,"Sunday Gunday- got my first pistol, a Glock 20 Gen 4 10mm!"
3222t3_9cgiks,"We get it Vanity Fair, you hate America. Show is amazing and yes super patriotic."
3223t3_9cgict,Evangelical Christians see Trump as 'man of God' - International news
3224t3_9cghse,"ONE I Bono's charities involved with depopulation agenda to kill-off 90% of world population, here Bono lists his accomplices Gates, Sandberg & usual DS Suspects; Bono Muted!"
3225t3_9cghqh,Yup
3226t3_9cghl4,"Fact Checkers: Blacks in South Africa Don’t Want Farms, Whites Not Killed, Farm Attacks Not Real"
3227t3_9cghij,Sunday Gunday: my AR is sighted in
3228t3_9cghg1,Is this even allowed?
3229t3_9cgh31,Wikileaks on McCain
3230t3_9cggz1,When you give the best VP RNC speech in American history and the thanks you get is to be snubbed and passed over for the Clintons.
3231t3_9cggvo,Are You Kidding Me With This?
3232t3_9cgglo,How do these stupid and lazy posts get so popular?
3233t3_9cggby,"Artist’s conception: New Army Tank, the M-45A1 “Trump”"
3234t3_9cggbr,Mexican flag flies proudly over town w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶l̶l̶e̶g̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶l̶i̶e̶n̶ ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶M̶o̶l̶l̶i̶e̶ ̶T̶i̶b̶b̶e̶t̶t̶s̶ occupied by illegal invaders one of which ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶M̶o̶l̶l̶i̶e̶ ̶T̶i̶b̶b̶e̶t̶t̶s̶ shared his native culture with local resident Mollie Tibbetts
3235t3_9cgg1l,FITTON:HUGE Judicial Watch discovery that there were zero court hearings on the Carter Page FISA warrants designed to target Trump has the Left tied up in knots.
3236t3_9cgfye,What a difference 1 election makes
3237t3_9cgfy9,Make Fomenting Hate at Funerals Gigantic Again
3238t3_9cgfxi,Sunday Gunday with my newest addition
3239t3_9cgfvq,The Colossal Russian US Election Meddling Hoax
3240t3_9cgf4e,Sunday Gun Day Redux! After the Range
3241t3_9cgf1z,"Clinton Foundation Member BONO received almost £9.6million in donations in 2008 handed out £118,000(1.2 percent) Bono's ONE foundation under fire for giving tiny percentage of funds to charity!"
3242t3_9cgejz,Pede placing Inauguration Hat upon the Altar for MAGA Nation
3243t3_9cge9i,TROLL POTENTIAL 9000
3244t3_9cgc9m,PsBattle: Lemur giving a ride with a watermelon!
3245t3_9cgqrt,"""Yes sir, I can't complete this sale, as it would work, now we're to blame"
3246t3_9ch04b,Some people still don't get it. The Wall pays for itself.
3247t3_9ch02g,Robert Mueller pushed WMD lie which caused invasion of Iraq
3248t3_9ch00z,"James Woods Beautifully Sums up the ""First Man"" Disaster: ""...but omitting the seminal moment in the midst of mankind’s greatest achievement seems a purposeful denigration of the 400,000 Americans who accomplished it."""
3249t3_9cgzz0,So much White privilege!! Some people are just given everything without working for it!
3250t3_9cgznr,Sunday Gunday from Downunder?
3251t3_9cgzna,Does anyone find it suspicious and weird that Obama had a meeting (secret) with tech leaders in silicon valley just before censorship of conservatives started and visited South Africa just before the potential white farmer genocide started?
3252t3_9cgzkt,Had a friend snap this photo at the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert today in Jacksonville
3253t3_9cgzea,President Trump! Def Sec Mattis! Help! The PC Pussy Police have infiltrated THE MARINES! Good Marine is getting shitcanned for ONE salty smoke session!
3254t3_9cgzd1,"The American history museum 3rd floor ""first ladies"" exhibit today...the salt from the bystanders was taste-worthy!"
3255t3_9cgzd0,Kanye West - Lift Yourself
3256t3_9cgzar,Sunday gun food day. Smell that American asphalt sealant.
3257t3_9cgzae,I Almost Pity the Canadians
3258t3_9cgz28,American Bar Association Gives Brett Kavanaugh a Unanimous Well-Qualified Rating
3259t3_9cgyx2,"This week we saw a former President sit alongside a man who has spent his life calling for the genocide of all Jews ... but the MSM was outraged because a Republican gubernatorial candidate said ""monkey around""."
3260t3_9cgynb,Is this Hillary? Doesn't look like her to me.
3261t3_9cgymz,America Today.
3262t3_9cgyem,Your home is where you're happy
3263t3_9cgycd,"Sunday gunday: 2 is 1, 1 is none. Father and son"
3264t3_9cgyas,Anon reminds us that Bono's TDS is so severe that he scrapped an entire album that was nearly finished because Trump won.
3265t3_9cgy9c,"Seahawks owner Paul Allen gives $100,000 to help Republicans keep control of U.S. House"
3266t3_9cgy2z,You can't make this stuff up
3267t3_9cgy1t,Vegas in Style
3268t3_9cgxyb,Century of Enslavement: The History of The Federal Reserve
3269t3_9cgxrw,"""Don't politicize her death"""
3270t3_9cgxhj,How to get karma.
3271t3_9ch5ma,The obvious course of action
3272t3_9ch5ii,"The most stringently vetted United States President in history. Every day that the Mueller investigation continues, should be considered and extension of his growing endorsement of Donald J. Trump."
3273t3_9ch5ie,Crooked Hillary Is Hiring Interns For The Fall — But Won’t Pay Them A Cent
3274t3_9ch5hp,Obama /Jarrett and Rezko Faked The Chicago Poor Into Sub-Standard Real Estate Deals ; Billions Squandered!
3275t3_9ch52b,My favorite president
3276t3_9ch4z3,BIG TECH WILL NEVER DECIDE WHAT WE THINK!
3277t3_9ch45o,MAGA pepe
3278t3_9ch43n,My first SUNDAY GUNDAY! This is a Russian (Shhhh...) Molot VEPR-12
3279t3_9ch3we,Study: U.S. Manufacturing Collapse Catalyst for Decline of White Working Class
3280t3_9ch3vl,Politicizing someone's funeral is one of the most disrespectful ways to remember someone. But then again he politicized his own funeral just before he died.
3281t3_9ch3gh,Illegal Alien Accused of Killing North Carolina Man in 'Horrific' Hit-And-Run
3282t3_9ch3f4,�
3283t3_9ch2v3,It's Important to Remember the Good Times
3284t3_9ch2s7,I felt they needed to know
3285t3_9ch2pe,Just a normal day for the spark of divinity MS13 — Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi
3286t3_9ch1zx,Actions Have Consequences – Red Hen Restaurant Refusal to Serve Press Secretary Leads To Drop in Town Tourism…
3287t3_9ch1gt,Beavis and Bill-Head. Bill Clinton is a rapist @ Infowars.com.
3288t3_9ch1fn,"What would make someone sign up for being hurled into a hostile dark abyss knowing that there is a huge probability that you will never see your loved ones again? Answer: Patriotism, Pride and Love for one's Country and its citizens. #AmericanHero"
3289t3_9ch1fe,Sunday Gunday - 240B - MAGA EDITION!
3290t3_9ch16d,"Say It Ain’t So, Beto! (O’Rourke Tried to Leave Scene of DUI Incident)"
3291t3_9ch0fe,Tell me the truth... Is Michelle really Micheal???
3292t3_9ch4m5,Deborah would later try to be a sign
3293t3_9chmg7,The ABA Just Gave Brett Kavanaugh Its Highest Possible Rating
3294t3_9chme9,DUHHHH: Amazon's Alexa Virtual Assistant Vulnerable to Hijacking | Breitbart
3295t3_9chltl,Sunday gunday and a good opening weekend down here in the red state of Texas
3296t3_9chl94,SHOCK SURVEY: 71.96% Of Apple Employees Say Repeal The 1st Amendment
3297t3_9chl7w,Did anyone gulp for a moment when they saw this? I thought it was the White House! Wouldn’t put it past the left at this point.
3298t3_9chktx,Eminem's new album is a flop and he doesn't know why?
3299t3_9chktj,The Meg
3300t3_9chkrt,Chinese American scientist admits plot to steal GlaxoSmithKline’s secrets for firm in China
3301t3_9chkkj,Dumbass Ted Lieu “believes the president is guilty”. He really is a loser
3302t3_9chkck,"When I search for ""conservative news"" on the google play store, it puts THE NYT at the top. Maybe bc its ""sponsored"" but still...come on."
3303t3_9chjqx,“This week maybe we can get him on:” (shuffles deck and pulls card)—“mental illness.”
3304t3_9chjlx,Trump Being Asked If He Would Be President in 1989
3305t3_9chj8z,"Trump isn't a tyrant, huh? Then how come he so EFFORTLESSLY mentors Darth Vadar himself, huh?"
3306t3_9chiwx,"Yes, We the People have seen just about enough of the diabolical bipartisan, Uni-party Criminal Cabal that rules over us since 1963; if you needed anymore evidence; Red Wave & Lion Party folks!"
3307t3_9chirj,"Libya Chaos: Rockets Rain Down On Tripoli, Mass Prison Break Of 400, Week Of Street Battles — Was Hillary's ""mission accomplished"" moment worse than Bush?"
3308t3_9chijc,"“Donald Trump is now inciting civil unrest at his rallies, threatening the safety of our citizens...” go home ( to Canada) Jim. You’re drunk."
3309t3_9chiip,BIAS ALERT: Thesaurus.com says Conservatives are REDNECKS but Liberals are Humanitarians
3310t3_9chief,"Senate hearings to confirm Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the #SCOTUS are set to begin Tuesday. If you're so inclined, say A prayer for Brett Kavanaugh. Our enemy will be on the attack."
3311t3_9chhzz,It would have been tolerable if Trump had this type of memorial with McCain. What the swamp did was just tacky.
3312t3_9chhw9,...Turning the freaking frogs gay.
3313t3_9chhu8,Jack Ryan (2018) Islamic Propoganda?
3314t3_9chhra,NY Post with the spice ���
3315t3_9chhg5,Some ammo while you’re dishing out red pills
3316t3_9chh98,The Pope every morning checking to see if Sabo has put a #HeKnewToo sticker on his forhead.
3317t3_9chgkc,"More BART violence: Agent punched in face, left with 1½-inch gash"
3318t3_9chsbq,This is what mentally ill looks like and sounds like
3319t3_9chs5r,I DONT CARE WHO YOUR OLD MAN IS!
3320t3_9chs4g,"Alan Dershowitz: ""There should be no affirmative action for bigotry"""
3321t3_9chrqv,"Remember, Obama's FBI Director Mueller Honored Child Trafficking BackPage. com! Thank God for President Trump! Lock'em Up!"
3322t3_9chron,[Made in USA]Sunday Gunday am I doing it right?
3323t3_9chrli,Secret Service: Person arrested after climbing over White House security barrier
3324t3_9chrld,"From funerals to talk shows, the Washington gutter oozes everywhere"
3325t3_9chre7,Seen in Prince William County VA
3326t3_9chra5,This irrelevant and mentally imbalanced cuck is trying to make headlines again.
3327t3_9chr8b,Only one living President attended Billy Graham’s funeral: President Trump.
3328t3_9chr80,"Why are they omitting the flag planting, but not omitting the flag decoration on the outfit?"
3329t3_9chr6r,"Muslim Migrant Admits To Brutally Stabbing German Woman, Claims It Is Acceptable in Islam ""Not Objectionable to His Religious Requirements"""
3330t3_9chr4j,The midterms and the Mueller probe
3331t3_9chqz3,"""Powerful"" video"
3332t3_9chqrs,Infowars Alex Jones: MSM puppet Lawrence O’Donnell freaks out over a voice in his earpiece & a distracting hammering noise ...
3333t3_9chqpo,A pretty good read
3334t3_9chq7m,PSA: This is a fat globalist cunt. Do not ever mistake this fat globalist cunt or her defenders as anything else.
3335t3_9chq4d,Wife and I at the range. LATE NIGHT SUNDAY GUNDAY .22 AR cheap fun.
3336t3_9chq1k,LIBERALS EVEN WORST NIGHTMARE
3337t3_9chpnq,"Suspected MS-13 member raped girl, 11, in her bedroom, police say"
3338t3_9chpnj,The Bitcoin Psyop
3339t3_9chpkm,Afterlife or Reincarnation? (Official Audio)
3340t3_9chom8,"Seahawks owner Paul Allen gives $100,000 to help Republicans keep control of U.S. House"
3341t3_9chofk,Buh bye Sweden
3342t3_9chnem,A fellow pede has a good point
3343t3_9chy33,Anyone else see this?
3344t3_9chy0z,Eight in 10 Executives Say Business Is Better: Poll
3345t3_9chxyw,"This is a very well-written summary on ""Funeral-Gate"" => Virgil: The McCain Funeral Marked the End of an Era for the Globalist War Party"
3346t3_9chxfx,This man I interviewed at an Anti-Trump Rally doesn’t quite understand how borders work... [UK]
3347t3_9chxiu,Hillary Clinton is hiring interns for the Fall— but they won't be paid. A request for comment to Clinton’s office was not returned.
3348t3_9chxb6,Pretty much.
3349t3_9chxb5,"""Six under,"" digital photo (2018)"
3350t3_9chx6z,"“The Meg” is a reference to a plus-sized shark in the late-summer hit movie The Meg, starring Jason Staham"
3351t3_9chx0o,"If only there were an extremely effective, empirically tested solution for illegal immigration..."
3352t3_9chwge,Cruising around canals today in Marathon Florida. Such a nice site to see. Florida pedes will lead the way to victory in November.
3353t3_9chw7u,U2 - Make America Great Again - Anti Trump propaganda fuck U2
3354t3_9chw6e,Smart doctor
3355t3_9chvyd,Robert Reich and the Tragedy of TDS - He has all the classic symptoms including verbal incontinence - Even Reich has retained enough of his sanity to face that fact: “The Constitution does not specifically provide for annulment of an unconstitutional presidency.” - But he still wants to do it
3356t3_9chvy7,Activists Plan to Shut Down O'Hare Airport on Labor Day to Protest Chicago Violence
3357t3_9chvx9,Classic buzzfeed
3358t3_9chvt7,"2007-2017 Award for Sex Trafficker, made $500m on prostitution, laundered money, paid cash awards & even honorary plaques for informant; WTF? Was FBI bribed, Sessions says ""this stops now"" What a relief"
3359t3_9chvoy,Ever get the feeling you're being watched?
3360t3_9chvg9,Two eerily similar books written by two equally insane losers
3361t3_9chuvg,Tallahassee became the most violent city in Florida while Gillum was mayor.
3362t3_9chumi,Let's not become a tangle of squabbling nationalities.
3363t3_9chuhn,These two need to get a room!
3364t3_9chuds,"Don’t forget Sally Yates signed the unverified FISA application and when Trump asked for the DOJ to investigate wire taps on trump tower said ""You know, this has really taken the assault on the rule of law to a new level,"" DEEP STATE"
3365t3_9chu6b,"'The US paid a price': John Kerry says Obama should have enforced his 'red line' warning in Syria | [Kerry s stupid comment about Assad destroying the gas was the reason Obama didn't have to enforce the ""red line"""
3366t3_9chtf4,That's fair!
3367t3_9cht41,INFOWARS: Blacks For Trump Speak Out
3368t3_9chvqe,TIFU by making my cousin think I was young I thought these comics are more then a comic
3369t3_9ci8xl,"[Discussion] Working for myself in all of yourself..."" - Lao Tzu"
3370t3_9cie56,'Ecosexuality' touted as 'environmental activist strategy'
3371t3_9cie15,Americans know the truth
3372t3_9cidy8,"The silence is deafening, REEE!"
3373t3_9cidvq,"For Labor Day, Trump has earned American workers' support"
3374t3_9cidj5,AMERICANS ARE EXCEPTIONAL WINNERS!
3375t3_9cidhj,"Nigel Farage fans heckled as 'Nazi scum' outside event in Perth, by Perth's socialists"
3376t3_9cictr,"YOU think Paul Allen is now your friend because of a $100k donation, 2 months before midterms?"
3377t3_9cicl8,"Wrong on both counts, but whatever gets you through the night, sweety."
3378t3_9cibzx,“Are you not entertained!?”
3379t3_9cibcm,Day 127
3380t3_9cib22,Stupid idea: what if we used Elsa from frozen as the new Pepe to fuck with sjws and Disney
3381t3_9cib0d,"Buzz Aldrin sends a clear message about whose flag was planted on the Moon on July 21, 1969"
3382t3_9ciatu,"#Crooked Fixer, you say?"
3383t3_9ciads,Steve Bannon predicts working-class revolt in Australia as China rises
3384t3_9cia6c,Husband not a Trump supporter
3385t3_9ci9tl,I should not have taken a bite of my double double before taking a photo....this is all that remains of my delicious In-N-Out lunch.
3386t3_9ci97x,The LA Times Inadvertently Admits Trump Is Right About What’s Causing California’s Massive Wildfires
3387t3_9ci972,This was every restroom at the American Sociological Association conference this year. I had to go back to my hotel room every time to go.
3388t3_9ci8o5,What rights are they even fighting for?
3389t3_9ci8n8,Please stop using Google. Many better alternatives!
3390t3_9ci8l3,"Guaranteed to be the most important book you will ever read, every single MAGA of you, read it! (So I'll have someone to talk to about it, cause my wife is going crazy, so please read it) [Behold A Pale Horse - Milton William Cooper - 1991]"
3391t3_9ci8d4,I have a bridge to sell you
3392t3_9ci83i,China August manufacturing growth slows to 14-month low: Caixin PMI
3393t3_9cij25,"Found in Powell's City of Books - Portland, OR"
3394t3_9cii42,Oh no daddy
3395t3_9cihyv,"DOZENS of news articles about George W. Bush handing Michelle Obama a piece of candy? Just another sign that she will be a Democrat candidate next year - name recognition, established connections, massive funding, and sheer popularity among Dem voters"
3396t3_9cihxz,"THIS JUST IN: The terrorist group “Antifa” was thought to mean “Anti-Fascists”. Turns out it actually supposed to be “Auntie-Fascists”, the wimpier, girly, more soy-boy version of Fascists. You learn something new everyday."
3397t3_9cihli,Damn Pastor!!
3398t3_9cihkt,When the whole swamp is against you and libtards still think you're part of the establishment.
3399t3_9cih8d,Sunday gunday! Here's my latest addition
3400t3_9cih53,The wife John McCain callously left behind
3401t3_9cigq2,"""Hey, how do I get a perfect stranger completely red-pilled in one Youtube link?"""
3402t3_9cifz9,EXCLUSIVE: Hillary Clinton Is Hiring Interns For The Fall — But Won’t Pay Them A Cent
3403t3_9cify3,McCain’s funeral was a disgusting exercise in historical revisionism: RT Op-ed
3404t3_9cifus,Trump warns Congress to keep out of NAFTA talks with Canada
3405t3_9cif5k,"IBD: Net Neutrality Advocates ‘Made the Case’ for Regulating Google, Facebook"
3406t3_9cif3z,"Oh, fuck offfffffffffffffffffff! Liberals who called McCain “Hitler” were praising him!!!!! Cover that!"
3407t3_9cif2g,Found this picture of the left trying to defend America and the world from nazis
3408t3_9ciek4,Teen boy in 'extremist Muslim' New Mexico compound says he was being trained for 'jihad': report
3409t3_9ciee4,Democrats once again think they have Trump cornered.
3410t3_9ciedm,"In 1916, President Woodrow Wilson issued a proclamation that officially established June 14 as Flag Day. 30 years later on June 14, 1946 Donald J. Trump was born. Coincidence?"
3411t3_9cinv5,California lawmakers just passed some totalitarian new gun laws. STALIN WOULD BE PROUD!
3412t3_9cincx,Space Force discovery! We are not alone in politics. A new political party has been discovered and it is changing America.
3413t3_9cilyr,I hear the best way to eat crow is with grace and ketchup. Does anyone have Teresa Heinz Kerry’s number?
3414t3_9cilvj,"The Pope is an international disgrace. If the global, atheistic, political cabal wanted to irreparably degrade and deface the Catholic Church, they found their greatest ally in Pope Francis."
3415t3_9ciloq,The anti christ just hit my city
3416t3_9cilhv,Spread the word folks. We'll be giving liberals a real scare with this.
3417t3_9cil8q,How long does decency dictate that POTUS must wait after no name's burial to start unpacking what a POS he really was...
3418t3_9cikz3,When Law and Politics Become One
3419t3_9cik34,And that is how how package and deliver fake news.
3420t3_9citgq,Instagram meme accounts dropping red pills.
3421t3_9citev,40k shows how globalism failed and maga is trying to bring back self sufficient to planet?
3422t3_9cis3s,HELL FREEZES OVER--CNN actually reports news: U.S. forces confirm death of ISIS leader in Afghanistan
3423t3_9cirw9,Equality > Quality // CA passes legislation forcing public companies to have (1) female board member by 2019.
3424t3_9cirvm,Swag.
3425t3_9cirkc,"If you want real wage gains, abolish the Fed!"
3426t3_9cir7k,The truth about feminism
3427t3_9cir1u,when you thought our GEOTUS couldn't be any cooler
3428t3_9ciqhn,"First time in Cali, had to get In and Out and support President Trump in the land of cuckifornia!"
3429t3_9ciqcj,How I Feel About Taxes..
3430t3_9ciq41,Trump to the Swamp
3431t3_9cipgx,Buzz Aldrin just tweeted this
3432t3_9ciow3,@realDonaldTrump has officially passed the CNN Breaking News account #ItsHappening
3433t3_9ciorr,"10 paragraphs in they admit he had FORGED DOCUMENTS... ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT RAPIST!! And some , ( I presume ) are good people : Sicko burglar raped 11-year-old girl while her younger brother slept …"
3434t3_9ciooy,A little insight into the Leftists motivations
3435t3_9cionp,Will this make national news??
3436t3_9ciyor,My [21F] partner [23F] won't eat me out and I kind of clothes do people lie about their birth control
3437t3_9cilxi,Found for the younger audience
3438t3_9cj3tx,"This Labor Day, remember that our President works for free and that his elite enemies seek to eliminate American jobs in order to line their pockets and make Americans dependent on the Government"
3439t3_9cj3t2,Pastor Manning Banned from Youtube! Heres why.
3440t3_9cj3nz,��Tourism Still Suffering After the Red Hen Denied Sanders
3441t3_9cj3in,"Yeah, I'm not going to be seeing ""First Man"""
3442t3_9cj3h5,"O’Rourke, who is playing up a “family man” and “good boy” picture, is quickly trying to scrub or censor any mention of his family’s wrongdoings, as well as his ethical violations from public view on social media."
3443t3_9cj2y7,Free 2016-2024 Calendar
3444t3_9cj1zg,"TIL the Mexican Cartel uses a vent in the Tijuana River, which toxic waste and sewage passes through, to traffic drugs and humans to the US from Mexico."
3445t3_9cj1sh,"Alleged MS-13 member with false immigration docs raped an 11-year-old girl in Brooklyn, NY"
3446t3_9cj18t,Conservative women vs. Liberal wamyn
3447t3_9cj16k,Woman found dead in trash compactor at Weiner/Abedin apartment building. What did she know?
3448t3_9cj0tz,Victor Davis Hanson - You’re Fired
3449t3_9cj0pj,I'm watching you.
3450t3_9cj0nz,Got my wrong-think ban!
3451t3_9cj0ll,Love Trump's Love
3452t3_9cj0av,Artist Timothy Lim Presents Latest Indiegogo Project: Trump’s Space Force
3453t3_9cj06g,Members of Italian Migrant Welcome Group Arrested For Defrauding Taxpayers
3454t3_9cizy5,"At Yale, they did an 3xperiment on trans-politicing. THEY FOUND IF YOU IMAGINED BEING BEHEADED BY ISIS OR BEING THROWN OFF A ROOFTOP IF YOU ARE GAY YOU BECAME CONSERVATIVE"
3455t3_9ciztb,Trump signs bill to upgrade Martin Luther King's birthplace to national historic park
3456t3_9ciycf,"Tipping the scale: how ""climate scientists"" manipulate public opinion to enrich themselves"
3457t3_9cix4y,Canadian conservatives (who unseated extremely liberal incumbent party) will defund universities & schools if they don't support the 1st amendment!
3458t3_9ciw3y,Powerful video on the lefts use of words.
3459t3_9civfo,"Brooklyn child rape suspect an MS-13 gang member, high-ranking police source says"
3460t3_9ciuet,At the funeral. Nothing slips by Mad Dog and GEN Kelly.
3461t3_9ciuec,"I typed ""In-N-Out Chick Fil a Burger"" on YouTube - skipped through pages of clickbait that didn't combine the burgers... found this review from January with 35 views. No political bias. Just a human enjoying some really good food."
3462t3_9ciu9m,"Bring your dog to your local boycott! In-N-Out offers an option for dogs: The Pup Patty, which is a plain, salt-free burger patty. Only 83 cents!"
3463t3_9cj8ys,"Ryan Gosling better check himself, because Buzz Aldrin does not play around"
3464t3_9cj8x8,A True Patriot
3465t3_9cj8ju,Just a picture of someone who will never live up to his promises.
3466t3_9cj8c3,A Little Brain Food about Abortion
3467t3_9cj7pp,The Next New Thing. Trans-babies!
3468t3_9cj6up,Exclusive: Joe Rogan Podcast To Host Alex Jones In Late ... - Infowars
3469t3_9cj5mj,I SPY : CUCK TRYNA GET CLOSE TO MAGA COCK
3470t3_9cj4bd,"Judge Jeanine Pirro: ""I’ve been in law enforcement for over three decades. This guy (Trump) was framed... the crisscrossing and the incestuous nature of our government in an attempt to prevent the outsider president that we wanted from getting elected is frightening.”"
3471t3_9cj3xw,"*** You Take Our Ballot Box, You Take Our Soap Box, And We Will Get Our Ammo Box ***"
3472t3_9cjazf,This cock looks like a good boi
3473t3_9cjhw7,MSM Denies White Genocide Happening In South Africa - Infowars
3474t3_9cjhu2,I'm on a late night crusade to post history. Here's Trump talking about the dishonest media in 1990
3475t3_9cjg8k,Vatican Whistleblower Begs Journalists to Investigate Vatican's 'Cache of Documents'...
3476t3_9cjg7a,"Dan Rather interview with Donald Trump in 1999 - It's annoying to watch the in between opinion sections, he's not changed his stance."
3477t3_9cjg64,Trump's Space Force had a very successful Indiegogo campaign
3478t3_9cjg3r,God Emperor Trademaster Notifies House and Senate of U.S-Mexico Trade Modification…
3479t3_9cjg0l,The left can't and never will be able to meme
3480t3_9cjfym,Trump Bashing at McCain/Franklin Funerals Truly Juvenile
3481t3_9cjerq,"Would the DOJ please investigate and prosecute themselves and members of the previous administration, so journalists like John Solomon, Sara Carter, Luke Rosiak, Chuck Ross don't have to break stories that are ignored by all but a handful of Congress (and friends of T_D)?"
3482t3_9cjdce,Microwave Weapons May Have Been Used Against U.S. Embassy Officials In Havana
3483t3_9cjd9m,"Duterte to Obama: Forgive me, I forgive you"
3484t3_9cjch4,Sounds about right......no EXACTLY RIGHT ���� ��
3485t3_9cjceb,Italy And Hungary Create 'Anti-Immigration Axis' - Infowars
3486t3_9cjaot,Iran admits: Regime working with Soros organization
3487t3_9cja90,Did you know his father was a mailman? He'll run as a Republican if he decides to launch a 2020 bid (even though he says the GOP is shrinking)
3488t3_9cj9tn,WaPo Chronicles Hardships of Iowa's Immigrants in Wake of Mollie Tibbetts' Murder
3489t3_9cj9h7,"New Childish Gambino Video has a sad, slovenly, Pathetic-looking Kanye getting #MeTOOed back into the black community, and Celeb Worship by Michelle Obama. Worship your celeberties, pedes. DONT LEAVE OUR PLANTATION!"
3490t3_9cj9db,Sunday Gunday: Got a new S&W Sport 2!
3491t3_9cj98o,Ryan Gosling's new movie First Man starring Barack Obama
3492t3_9cjmss,"[Story]An amazing year as a college student, I'm not catching a shiny run yet?"
3493t3_9cjrz9,Who will have the bigger rally-this asshat or GEOTUS? http://dailycaller.com/2018/09/02/michael-avenatti-rally-texas-cruz/
3494t3_9cjrsd,Crooked Lindsey Graham avoiding eye contact with Ex-President Bush.
3495t3_9cjrkk,Activists Plan “Trump Baby” Balloon For President's UK Visit ...
3496t3_9cjrk3,"Never Forget: “Voluntary” Marshall Law in Watertown, Boston"
3497t3_9cjrby,"Watch John F. Kelly's eyes. 1000 Stare. As Mad Dog Mattis always said, "" ......"
3498t3_9cjquo,The only living US President to find the time to attend Rev. Billy Graham's funeral.
3499t3_9cjqnv,Liberal comics.
3500t3_9cjqk9,“Proud to Be an American”: Buzz Aldrin Rebukes Movie About Neil Armstrong That Downplays US Flag on the Moon
3501t3_9cjq6l,Don’t support the lies...
3502t3_9cjq57,Artifacts destroyed in fire at 200-year-old Rio de Janeiro museum - Could it be Terrorists ??
3503t3_9cjp6y,What’s with the hate
3504t3_9cjp6s,Late night Crusade part 4. Trump tells Larry King that he has bad breath
3505t3_9cjojj,Globohomo on suicide watch
3506t3_9cjoiw,Does someone have the truth about this? I’ve been going over the numbers on a lot of things. None of the bullshit Liberals say they can give us makes sense. But does our current system really cost 49 trillion? No way it’s cheaper giving it out for free.
3507t3_9cjn0o,"Late night Crusade part 3: ""I'd make our allies pay their fair share"". ""It's not free trade"""
3508t3_9cjmze,"COLLEGE SUPPRESSES STUDY WHEN 1 GROUP GOES 'NUTS' AT FINDINGS: ""Rapid-onset gender dysphoria” among teens and young adults may be a social contagion linked with having friends who identify as LGBT, an identity politics peer culture, and an increase in internet use"" - UNIV PRESS RELEASE YANKED"
3509t3_9cjmz9,Revealed: UN Plan to Flood America With 600 Million Migrants
3510t3_9cjmym,Name a more iconic duo... I'll wait.
3511t3_9cjmnx,American tourists stabbed in Amsterdam were targeted by Afghan man with a 'terrorist motive': officials
3512t3_9cjmiv,"That one time a social justice warriors attempts to attack one of God's shepherds. Jamilah Lemieux, ""Dang, you ain't get invited to none of the funerals this week, did you?"""
3513t3_9cjm5l,"My late night crusade part 2. Donald Trump didn't want to run for president because ""It's a very mean life"". At that time there was no chance against ""somebody with no great brain but a great smile"""
3514t3_9cjk5h,Just some highlights in case anyone forgot what GEOTUS is all about.
3515t3_9cjj75,Kek^
3516t3_9cjx06,"It's hard to believe that this is a cult,. Was excited for the amazing gift"
3517t3_9ck4vw,Dennis Prager drops red pills on Leftism vs Liberlism
3518t3_9ck3ug,its now cheaper to wipe your arse with hillary's book than buy bog roll toplel.
3519t3_9ck3ud,"Think this needs to be said, just in case"
3520t3_9ck3d6,Soros-Funded J Street: Trump ‘Recklessly Endangering’ Mideast by Cutting Aid to UN Palestinian ‘Refugee’ Agency - Well what you have done for the last 50+ years has cost a lot of money & achieved NOTHING - Time for a change
3521t3_9ck2xc,"EU Calls on U.S. to Reverse Suspension of Palestinian Aid - “The regrettable decision of the U.S. to no longer be part of this international and multilateral effort leaves a substantial gap and we hope that the U.S. can reconsider their decision,” - Done - Still Nope"
3522t3_9ck2j3,shout out to thegeekzteam on youtube for making these videos.
3523t3_9ck24x,"'Mourning March' for Victims of Killer Migrants in Chemnitz - Germany is waking up and starting to push back on Merkel & the Globalists - MSM say the crowd was 4,000 - probably a lot more in the pictures"
3524t3_9ck24d,"Reporters and leftists get a much needed reality check in Chemnitz by the """"""Nazis"""""""
3525t3_9ck1za,I chuckled irl
3526t3_9ck1s4,For the nightly downvote brigade
3527t3_9ck1ou,"Uh oh, liberals have to boycott the Seattle Seahawks now too! Womp womp!"
3528t3_9ck1f9,FWaPo Chronicles Hardships of Iowa's Immigrants in Wake of Mollie Tibbetts' Murder - Sob Sob - Liberal Tears - This is WHY we need to enforce ALL existing laws & build Wall to prevent this evil from becoming Normal
3529t3_9ck0rf,The Alex Jones Show - Infowars.com
3530t3_9ck05i,Make liberalism liberal again!
3531t3_9cjzae,MAKE TORONTO SAFE AGAIN with MAYOR Candidate FAITH GOLDY!
3532t3_9cjy2i,American Eagle Outfitters Trying to Convince American Youth to Wear “Cool” Hijabs #NotCool
3533t3_9cjxtp,"High Profile Leftist is Calling Antifa ""Cancer"""
3534t3_9cjx33,Sales down a womping 40% after week 2. Only 34k sold in week 1. WOMP WOMP
3535t3_9cjwo9,"Activists Plan to Shut Down O'Hare Airport on Labor Day to Protest Chicago Violence (This will help no one, they need to March on the Mayor's office demanding Rahm's immediate resignation)"
3536t3_9cjvv5,Deep State Now Targets Donald Trump Jr — Watch Latest Banned ...
3537t3_9cjunv,"Still waiting for my Internet ban, libtards. By the way, nice racism... as usual."
3538t3_9cjstx,"At the end of this clip from a 2012 campaign rally, Obama didn’t give this man his coat back."
3539t3_9ck9mn,Donald Trump I love you..cartoon 4 U �
3540t3_9ck9d7,Because I watch what I eat and I don’t watch CNN.
3541t3_9ck93b,Just a picture of the savior of the western world going out to meet his destiny.
3542t3_9ck8n5,Donald Trump Gives Africa An Unintentional Green Push
3543t3_9ck8mq,′Strange disappearance′ of WikiLeaks consultant in Norway
3544t3_9ck8kv,Now Hollywood says the moon landing was a global achievement? Aren’t they kind of taking the credit away from black women?
3545t3_9ck89j,Evidence that Stalin loving Communist Nellie Huark Ohr likely compromised Bruce Ohr back at Havard ..where almost all the other current player also were compromised near Block Island and the Newport Yacht Club with underage kids and parties and Mossad.
3546t3_9ck80p,Tell me how this makes sense?
3547t3_9ck774,Tiger Woods!!!!!!
3548t3_9ck6sd,Dear cosmo: this isn't body positive..
3549t3_9ck80a,Omnipotent you vs Darth Maul
3550t3_9ckimm,Florida's Gillum grateful for donations from 'everyday folks' -- and billionaires Soros and Steyer...Folks?
3551t3_9ckigh,"Diner that kicked out Sarah Huckabee Sanders has severe drop in tourism, now pulling from emergency funds to “rescue their image” in new ad campaign."
3552t3_9cki85,Hollywood's Next Corruption of History
3553t3_9ckhzn,�� Hollywood Revisionism Can Never Wipe Out HISTORY ��
3554t3_9ckho8,Lmfao!
3555t3_9ckhim,�� Globalists and the Mainstream Media Will Miss John McCain the Most.....
3556t3_9ckhaj,Well Done!
3557t3_9ckgpo,Eternal Fuckery.
3558t3_9ckfz2,What exactly are the Democrats resisting?
3559t3_9cket8,August Report: Chinese Manufacturing Growth Slows to a 14-month Low…
3560t3_9cke2n,�� Antifa protests Anti-Pedophile rally in California��
3561t3_9ckdfb,Monday Bunday
3562t3_9ckdbk,"March for Men: Antifa Protesters (Unhinged Left, Worldwide)"
3563t3_9ckczh,"New alliance between anti-migration hardliners Orban and Salvini. These are good politicians,"
3564t3_9ckce4,My dog went vegetarian and my 5 year old son went trans.
3565t3_9ckc4t,"BuzzFeed maintains silence even as their employee attempts to dox, stalk and threaten a woman who disagreed with him"
3566t3_9ckc06,"Space Force Dubai Edition: UAE wants to colonize Mars by 2117 fully functional city with 600,000."
3567t3_9ckbzg,"Ah, kalifornia, nothing surprises me anymore. ��� Man angry about sold-out Ice Cube concert fires gun, gets shot by deputy, police say"
3568t3_9ckbgd,"""There are things so much worse than death"" - Ja'far"
3569t3_9ckbdg,"Moron Trudeau looking like a moron. This is the genius negotiating for his ""post-national"" Canada. Recently he bought a pipeline that was valued at $500million for $4.5billion, and now court rulings have said it can't be used. Worse, that sword he got here, only gold-plated, not solid gold."
3570t3_9ckat2,Hillary is as nice to her staff as stairs are to her.
3571t3_9ckalv,Blacks For Trump Speak Out (First Guy Says It All)
3572t3_9ck9yr,Why Women Still Love Trump (Just The Tweets vol 1)
3573t3_9ckjna,What makes you shake off the most?
3574t3_9cks4u,"For Labor Day, Trump has earned American workers' support"
3575t3_9ckrw6,"John McCain's explanation on turning the ""dossier"" over to the FBI.......another piece to the puzzle."
3576t3_9ckrpu,Antifa: George Soros Where's Our Money?
3577t3_9ckqh1,"Remember, this was a human achievement."
3578t3_9ckqcm,@realDonaldTrump: Happy Labor Day! Our country is doing better than ever before with unemployment setting record lows. The U.S. has tremendous upside potential as we go about fixing some of the worst Trade Deals ever made by any country in the world. Big 
3579t3_9ckq8m,Based Candace Owens on Ana Navarro.
3580t3_9ckq7m,Happy Labor Day! Our country is doing better than ever before with unemployment setting record lows. The U.S. has tremendous upside potential as we go about fixing some of the worst Trade Deals ever made by any country in the world. Big progress being made!
3581t3_9ckq44,Happy Labor Day! Our country is doing better than ever before with unemployment setting record lows. The U.S. has tremendous upside potential as we go about fixing some of the worst Trade Deals ever made by any country in the world. Big progress being made!
3582t3_9ckq1h,"@realDonaldTrump: Richard Trumka, the head of the AFL-CIO, represented his union poorly on television this weekend. Some of the things he said were so againt the working men and women of our country, and the success of the U.S. itself, that it is easy to "
3583t3_9ckpt3,"Richard Trumka, the head of the AFL-CIO, represented his union poorly on television this weekend. Some of the things he said were so againt the working men and women of our country, and the success of the U.S. itself, that it is easy to see why unions are doing so poorly. A Dem!"
3584t3_9ckpqs,Former Pope Benedict defrocked nearly 400 priests in two years for child abuse
3585t3_9ckpfe,"Mass legal immigration from the Third World is bringing those who are the most violent against women into the West. Stats here show that Africa, Asia, Middle East, Central America and South America are not safe for women. This is what is being imported into the West."
3586t3_9ckp8c,"IF IN & OUT GIVING MONEY TO THE REPUBLICANS MAKES THEM RACIST, BUT THEY ALSO GAVE MONEY TO THE DEMOCRATS; DOESN’T THAT MEAN THE DEMOCRATS ARE FUNDED BY RACISTS?"
3587t3_9cknmq,‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ on California eliminating cash bail (Jerry Brown proves why he should be removed from power based on Anti-Constitutional laws being passed)
3588t3_9cknlc,"Richard Trumka, the head of the AFL-CIO, represented his union poorly on television this weekend. Some of the things he said were so againt the working men and women of our country, and the success of the U.S. itself, that it is easy to see why unions are doing so poorly. A Dem!"
3589t3_9cknic,"Richard Trumka, the head of the AFL-CIO, represented his union poorly on television this weekend. Some of the things he said were so againt the working men and women of our country, and the success of the U.S. itself, that it is easy to see why unions are doing so poorly. A Dem!"
3590t3_9ckndb,Explosive Ivy League Study Repressed For Finding Transgender Kids May Be A Social Contagion
3591t3_9ckmxd,"Presidential Proclamation on Labor Day, 2018"
3592t3_9ckmvd,What Happened At The Chemnitz Protest (Germans are beginning to take their country back)
3593t3_9ckm1p,"African 'refugees' in Australia demand white Australians get out of government? Their sign says ""Racist Gangs Out Of Parliament""."
3594t3_9cklu9,Remove Barack Obama Virus - Restore Data
3595t3_9cklgq,DeSantis: Gillum 'Wants to Turn Florida into Venezuela'
3596t3_9ckl8g,When you tell her you've already deposited $145 million into Clinton Foundation account and want to see some uranium
3597t3_9ckl76,As have I
3598t3_9ckkwm,Cohen's Lawyer on Trump Tower Meeting Claim: 'I Was Unsure'
3599t3_9ckwd7,What to wear a scarf for the first wash
3600t3_9cl4fj,Posting in hopes that this becomes a popular idea in America. I would also add Communism and Feminism to the list of contagious mental disorders which require quarantine and decontamination.
3601t3_9cl4ee,Italian director Garagnani dons 'Weinstein is innocent' t-shirt on red carpet
3602t3_9cl4aw,Today is the day we honor American workers...
3603t3_9cl46z,Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks to give about sanctimonious funeral circle-jerkery. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is still barren.
3604t3_9cl44g,OK Pedes... Time to connect the dots between the missing WikiLeaks consultant and the Clinton crime family
3605t3_9cl3wn,Virginia town where Red Hen refused to serve Sarah Sanders is trying to recover its image
3606t3_9cl3vy,Good Morning! #MAGA
3607t3_9cl2yq,"Leftists attack pastor who gave eulogy at Aretha Franklin funeral for speaking truth about single mother households, abortion and BLM"
3608t3_9cl2ss,Illegal Alien Confirmed as Crashed Semi-Truck Driver on Interstate 75
3609t3_9cl2dr,"Remember, you have to work hard LABOR to get into nice places. Unless you think like a Democrat."
3610t3_9cl1zf,The Worker in America is doing better than ever before. Celebrate Labor Day!
3611t3_9cl1yj,President Trump Owned Pakistan In The Most Epic Way Possible
3612t3_9cl1xu,"Al Sharpton's Trump Bashing at Franklin Funerals, Very Unprofessional"
3613t3_9cl1vr,"Richard Trumka, the head of the AFL-CIO, represented his union poorly on television this weekend. Some of the things he said were so againt the working men and women of our country, and the success of the U.S. itself, that it is easy to see why unions are doing so poorly. A Dem!"
3614t3_9cl1ms,Based Buzz Aldrin calls out the BS of 'First Man' leaving out American flag planting scene on moon
3615t3_9cl1kb,"Afghan Muslim asylum seeker jailed for only 8 years after stabbing a German girl to death. Also, the number of murders by migrants rose 33% last year in Germany. BUT..."
3616t3_9cl1eu,"South African white farmers are being slaughtered, Sweden is a disaster, and Ryan Gosling is Canadian."
3617t3_9cl12p,Trump gets the media to defend the indefensible. The parallels between Trump’s attacks on Google and his attacks on the NFL and why they are both winning issues for him.
3618t3_9cl0mn,"Happy Labor Day, Pedes"
3619t3_9cl0kh,"Study: U.S. Manufacturing Collapse Catalyst for Decline of White Working Class,Black Americans"
3620t3_9cl0kc,KEK wills Elsa memes (ft. Italy)
3621t3_9cl08c,LeBron James: The Future President of the United States
3622t3_9ckzl4,"Saudi Arabia ‘deports 40,000 Pakistani workers over terror fears' - but is this racist? Or is it like just like blacks calling each other n****r?"
3623t3_9ckzh2,VA Pedes: GEOTUS is trying to put VA Senate seat back in play! Ignore the fake polls! GO VOTE!
3624t3_9ckzd0,"Trump touts economy in Labor Day tweet, says US is fixing 'worst trade deals ever made'"
3625t3_9clacm,Braveheart would be ineligible for a BAFTA award if it was made in 2019.
3626t3_9clac8,Wow‼️Save this and post it everywhere ‼️�The List Of CNN’s Bungled Reporting Is A Sight To Behold
3627t3_9cl9zt,"Yes, I'll take my two scoops with two Diet Cokes and extra ICE please. And while you're at it, let me have a couple of those undocumented sucktubes made from the plastic that identifies as recycleable."
3628t3_9cl9yh,How the left think they’ll defeat Trump
3629t3_9cl9wg,"Exposing Ground Zero ""The lost streets of Chicago"" - (BBC stumbled into Red Pills) #walkaway"
3630t3_9cl9tv,New Mexico Terror Cell Defense lawyers said the five adults were exercising their constitutional rights to practice their religion and own firearms. They also said the group is being discriminated against because they are black and Muslim.
3631t3_9cl9sv,President Trump pardons Senator McCain (from life)
3632t3_9cl9sb,"Hollywood wants to teach your children that China rules the world, and space. They taught billions to smoke, millions to vote for Barry, they convinced thousands that Seth Green was a star and dozens that Clooney was a good Batman."
3633t3_9cl8eo,How 9/11 Made Me A Republican
3634t3_9cl9qf,"SOY: ""Trump paid friends in media to buy bad stories and bury them, this is criminal"" - PEDE: ((Ahh so what you are really saying is just because the MSM did it on a MASS SCALE for Obama and HRC for FREE, it makes it better.. OK))"
3635t3_9cl9l5,Migrant suspected of 542 crimes can't be deported from Germany as he doesn't have PASSPORT
3636t3_9cl90g,"Red Hen refused to serve Sanders, now town has to pull emergency funds to generate positive PR because tourism has tanked."
3637t3_9cl8vz,"It's a Democratic Voter thing, YOU wouldn't understand (creepy sex robot)"
3638t3_9cl7vh,"Boom Times: 83% execs say business is better, 76% see more growth"
3639t3_9cl7lo,"When you finally understand what ""interdimensional vampires performing ritual child-sacrifice"" really means and you realize that Alex Jones was right all along..."
3640t3_9cl7h9,More great news ‼️ Bye bye lib rag ‼️���Village Voice shuts down after 63 years
3641t3_9cl782,Democrats Struggle to Stop Brett Kavanaugh's Nomination | Time
3642t3_9cl71z,RAISE THE FLAG !
3643t3_9cl6tu,Police Report Details Beto O'Rourke's Drunk-Driving Arrest | Time
3644t3_9cl6kq,Judge Jeanine tells Sessions Resign Immediately or Put on Your Big Boy Pants
3645t3_9cl6fc,Twitter Silently Lifts Shadowbans Right Before CEO Is Interviewed Before Senate and House
3646t3_9cl6f1,Commentary: This is one cause Trump's common approval ranking goes up
3647t3_9cl62t,"Misleading Labpr Day Ads by Costco - GE Appliances isn't American, was bought by Chinese company Haier in 2016"
3648t3_9cl5zk,TFW you want to #WalkAway but the Democrats are still trying to control you...
3649t3_9cl59n,"I live in Boston. My gym is having a 2-week long silent auction, where you write your name & item-bid on a sheet of paper, and you can see all previous bids. One of the items is a picture of Reagan....Full meltdown occurs."
3650t3_9clgaz,And make Germany �� Great again ‼️Chemnitz Protester: ‘I Can’t Take My Daughter or Wife Into the City Anymore Because of Harassment by Migrants’
3651t3_9clfya,MSGA �� �� ����Far-right poised for big wins in Sweden election
3652t3_9clfvu,"Video: The Left's Fight for Pedophilia and Racism -- A pedophile-friendly Pope has become a leftist icon, and his spokesmen sound like Democrat politicians. Plus, leftists incorporate racism into the colleges."
3653t3_9clfsq,"This is how the media is covering the demonstrations in Germany. There is so much violence they cherry-picked the Antifa fascists attacking demonstrators. Who has had enough of Germans being slaughtered by Merkel's globalist propaganda? Nazis, of course. Al of them are Nazis."
3654t3_9clffx,I finally realized where liberals learned politics.
3655t3_9cley1,Germany Repeatedly Fails To Deport Migrant Accused Of 542 Crimes
3656t3_9clexv,RINOs and Democrats. Like flies on shit.
3657t3_9clege,GEOTUS WILL BE IN OFFICE WHEN THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE MOON LANDING IS HERE! Also from Wikipedia we are the ONLY country to get to the moon suck it Cuckling.
3658t3_9clef4,"At Kennedy Space Center, I was Surprised (not really) to See What Country was Shown on These NASA Space Rockets."
3659t3_9cle7j,"After 2 years of calling everything Russian evil, read through this timeline of Uranium One and try not to blow your brains out in disgust.... ((FLABBERGASTING))"
3660t3_9cle2c,This is America.
3661t3_9cldey,"Ten shot at apartment complex in San Bernardino, California (Gun free zone + Dem = Motives Unclear)"
3662t3_9cld3v,Alleged MS-13 member raped 11-year-old with brother in the room: prosecutors
3663t3_9clbvb,Fuck Obama and his historical revisionism. Treason!
3664t3_9clboc,Celebrate the American worker! Take 40% OFF Storewide with Code: JOBS at checkout. Trump Store | Brand New Merchandise – Make America Great Again
3665t3_9clbeg,The LA Times Inadvertently Admits Trump Is Right About What’s Causing California’s Massive Wildfires. Heads will roll for this!
3666t3_9clbd3,Goodbye John
3667t3_9clbb0,"Geez, guess I was right about that dossier."
3668t3_9clb3n,What a MAGA knight looks like
3669t3_9claus,Battlefield 3 A Hype And Marketing Masterpiece
3670t3_9claho,"""Uncle Victor"" Wallpaper (In short, Milo calls Orbin that to give him a more kind, relatable and human form that goes against the narrative pushed by the mainstream media). This wasn't worth the time in PS."
3671t3_9cl9po,"Why did the railroad and telegraph networks spread to parts of Serbia, Croatia and Bosnia had ethnic backgrounds that today we consider minors differently or was it for African Americans, when it existed between 1860-1865?"
3672t3_9clste,CNN Boosts Left-Wing Campaign to Censor Breitbart; Approves 'Blacklisting' | Breitbart
3673t3_9clst1,When Trump pointed towards the Lord tears welled up in my eyes. Here's the leader of the most powerful nation on Earth acknowledging the reality of the living God in an authentic way. Trump's here by design folks.
3674t3_9clsp0,WFP
3675t3_9clsf0,Redmond CEO charged with fraud on more than 100 H-1B visa applications
3676t3_9cls9u,These recommendations while searching Trump’s feed
3677t3_9cls9s,"As In-N-Out boycott plan flops, Dem party chief dines alone, GOP feasts"
3678t3_9clrsw,So easy
3679t3_9clr64,When did free speech become a bad thing?
3680t3_9clqot,CNN is NOT the Enemy of the American People
3681t3_9clqs7,"These wrestlers took place in one of the biggest independent shows ever this weekend in Chicago and owe most of their fame to the US. Yet instead of celebrating America, they celebrate Mexico."
3682t3_9clqnr,Celebrating Labor Day by working hard! Living in an economy that allows me to work extra days (Holidays and weekends) is superb!
3683t3_9clqlw,Still trying to wrap my brain around this conversation
3684t3_9clqkl,"Left or Liberal? [This video was a sticky this morning, now I cannot find it, no luck with Goolag, found it no problem with Duckduckgo]."
3685t3_9clqhb,PEDE! There are more like you than you think! Keep up the good work! We see you! We're with you!
3686t3_9clqbz,California Democrats’ In-N-Out boycott is hard to swallow
3687t3_9clq6g,Hey guys--going through files and found this pic--still relevant.
3688t3_9clq17,current year. lol
3689t3_9clq13,"Reminder: The left thinks you're a Nazi because you want immigrants to come here legally, and it's okay to punch you, but then they defend an ACTUAL NAZI!"
3690t3_9clpqt,"Automation is coming, with the EU and China (who don't care about their workers) leading the way"
3691t3_9clppe,"FLASHBACK 2005 -> NPR's ""All Things Considered"" : New Jersey's Freehold Draws Undocumented Labor"
3692t3_9clpo0,Obama's heroic speech at John McCains funeral...
3693t3_9clphy,Approval rate is rising!
3694t3_9clojk,Affirmative action and equality are antonyms
3695t3_9cloii,"Just remember, the left thinks the US leads the world in Mass Public Shooting. Here are the facts:"
3696t3_9clo6p,Migrant jailed for murdering a 15 year old German girl
3697t3_9cm01s,Texas sheriff: Illegal immigrant 'destroyed' two police dogs during chase
3698t3_9clzue,"Reverend at Aretha Franklin’s funeral: ""Black lives do not matter, black lives will not matte, black lives should not matter, black lives must not matter until black people start respecting black lives and stop killing ourselves, black lives can never matter.” Now he's ""demeaning other black people"""
3699t3_9clzoc,Today on The View
3700t3_9clzi7,Liberals: Sexual Assault Victims MUST Be Believed! Also Liberals:
3701t3_9clzf8,"Police taking drastic measures in response to the 29 shot, 6 fatally, during Labor Day weekend violence in Chicago"
3702t3_9clzba,Bono lost his platform shoes...er...voice...
3703t3_9clz7u,‘We don’t want to live in Middle East & Africa’: Czech PM blasts EU migration policy
3704t3_9clyw0,"Eminem Claims Song Lyrics Led to Another Secret Service Visit. ""And he's too scared to answer me with words. 'Cause he knows that he will lyrically get murdered"" I think two visits should earn him some jail time"
3705t3_9clyrc,"Happy Labor Day! On behalf of Judicial Watch, I wish you and yours a wonderful holiday!"
3706t3_9cly6y,"Now this madman is going to kill us with coal! Trump’s pollution rules rollback to hit coal country hard. Up to 1,500 people a year nationally would die because of extra pollution from *Trump’s* plan. At least a couple dozen of those deaths to happen each year in West Virginia. 24 is ""hit hard""?"
3707t3_9cly58,I SWEAR CUOMO IS RETARDED. IQ IN THE LOW 20’S
3708t3_9clxiz,"Those complete pussies! They disgust me. Little teeny wimpy balls like grapes. Come on, say these things right to the face of a real man."
3709t3_9clxi6,Arizona Democrat Ruben Gallego Threatens Immigration Officials: 'You Will Not Be Safe'
3710t3_9clx8x,Antifa continues to be unintentionally hilarious
3711t3_9clx27,"This granny is using clickbaits until 2040s and bummer, she is marketing manager"
3712t3_9clwz5,"80,000 people in UK pose sex threat to children online. Home secretary Sajid Javid- AH! That explains it."
3713t3_9clwrx,"""My PhD makes me attractive"""
3714t3_9clwp3,*quickly shoves holodomor under the rug*
3715t3_9clw1t,"President Trump has been more than patient with Jeff Sessions, but it looks as though Sessions has just delivered the final straw."
3716t3_9clvva,"Damn white people and their *shuffles deck, picks card* BEARDS!"
3717t3_9clvrp,Boy Love
3718t3_9clvn9,Big progun guy.. Trust me I'm love it..
3719t3_9clv9o,If Thanos were a European
3720t3_9clu7u,"Planting trees are killing us creating more pollution!? Guess who agrees Institute of Earth Environment at the Chinese Academy of Sciences in Xian, the Joint Centre for Global Change Studies in Beijing, and the National Centre for Atmospheric Research in Colorado in the United States."
3721t3_9cltmn,Occupy Democrats literally wants to give back the land that we won in the Mexico-American war back to Mexico.
3722t3_9cm792,MAGA Labor Day
3723t3_9cm709,"Flashback Sessions (Nov 2017): ""The DOJ can NEVER be used to retaliate politically against opponents""--since that statement DOJ has kicked in doors looking for dirt on Trump; the ultimate 'political opponent' of the Dems, HRC and Deep State."
3724t3_9cm6v1,My Little Pony - Anti Communism and Anti SJW? Finally a kids show that isn't liberal propaganda?
3725t3_9cm6pi,My Turn at Fantasy Football
3726t3_9cm5j0,Posting this every day until Alex gets unbanned #FreeAlex - Day 27
3727t3_9cm5g9,This is what we’re up against
3728t3_9cm5cr,"CNN exclusive tomorrow, John McCain’s ghost calls out Trump on immigration."
3729t3_9cm5bq,"Mollie Tibbetts Killed by an Illegal Alien - Father Promotes Diversity, Not Immigration Enforcement. Liberalism Is A Disease."
3730t3_9cm52v,How? Just... how??
3731t3_9cm4mt,My favorite lighter
3732t3_9cm4ef,Based Mike Rowe's tireless 'knife fight': Foundation fighting 'war on work' for 10 years
3733t3_9cm3uj,"SNL video: Translator for dog reveals he is a Trump supporter. Surprisingly, he is portrayed as the smartest in the room."
3734t3_9cm3mf,Antifa is now protesting Soros for non-payment!
3735t3_9cm3m3,Teen from New Mexico compound says he was trained for jihad: FBI
3736t3_9cm3l1,What can we sue the Democrats for?
3737t3_9cm2uk,Just the tweets for you pedes
3738t3_9cm2oe,"Now They've Ruined the Military: Commander Fired For Say ""Faggot"""
3739t3_9cm292,T-shirt Quality Spicy Pepe
3740t3_9cm21m,Where are the so-called feminists when this happens?
3741t3_9cm20w,Whistleblowers: Google Cut Secret Deal with Mastercard to Track Offline Sales - BUYING TRANSACTION DATA! F**K GOOGLE!
3742t3_9cm20u,Hilarious and Yugely Underrated Trump Tweet (2012)
3743t3_9cm0yn,Obamas economy vs trump
3744t3_9cm0st,"Kanye West explains why Trump is good for the black community. ""He wants to be the greatest president ever and he knows that can’t happen without the acceptance of the black community. Alexandria Kanye-Cortez?"
3745t3_9cm0ha,"BREAKING: According to sources Indiana Senator Joe Donnelly has informed his colleagues that he intends to confirm Kavanaugh, but has also agreed to vote for Impeachment of President Trump after the midterms if the Democrats can win the house....developing"
3746t3_9cme5u,"Preparing for 2020 this Labor Day, on the Lake in Tennessee."
3747t3_9cmdzg,"God bless President Trump - but don't forget who's really behind this, the one true Savior of the western world!"
3748t3_9cmdmy,Making a Liberalese to Normal Dictionary Anyone Want To Help?
3749t3_9cmddy,China’s Christian persecution of highest level since Mao
3750t3_9cmcwr,"On this Labor Day, find your beach."
3751t3_9cmcq8,Crooked Hillary leaked speech script!
3752t3_9cmcpa,"Police In Norway Investigating ""Strange Disappearance"" Of Julian Assange Associate"
3753t3_9cmche,Seen this gem when I was at the store. I still laugh about that time those two women took his mic
3754t3_9cmch2,HA
3755t3_9cmcbd,When you Google Trump economy on Labour Day this is what shows up. #StopTheBias
3756t3_9cmcav,"A Plainfield, Indiana Chick-fil-A owner plans to keep his employees busy even while the store is being remodeled this fall — by paying them to do community service."
3757t3_9cmc9f,"Twitter suggestion. This guy doesn't have a lot of followers, but his tweets are spot on."
3758t3_9cmblj,WOMEN ONLY FESTIVAL - Sweden is so diverse that only women are allowed because of all the migrant rapes!
3759t3_9cmbko,Literally just a video of two guys and a flag
3760t3_9cmbff,Newsvoice – Let's fix the news. Together. Developed by an ex-Goolog engineer. This is GENIUS! I'm in. Prolly going to volunteer. https://newsvoice.com/
3761t3_9cmasr,Maaaa Where's The Chicken...
3762t3_9cmaro,"Serious question. Where will the first civil war start, Sweden? Venezuela? Germany ? South Africa? The USA? ��"
3763t3_9cmaqo,Times sure have changed in America
3764t3_9cman6,"Iwo Jima battle, Hollywood version"
3765t3_9cmai5,"New from Hollywood: The producers of ""First Man"" remake a Charlton Heston classic"
3766t3_9cmahc,Asylum Seekers Are Not Illegal Immigrants
3767t3_9cmabw,"""Are you racist?"" asked after a border supporter is attacked and bloodied. One of the greatest mainstream media smack down moments of all time"
3768t3_9cma71,"2 women caned for ‘attempting lesbian sex’ in Malaysia. Okay, the left loves muslimes. They also like gays. I am confused. This would be funny if it happened in Beirut- they'd be Lesbianese"
3769t3_9cma24,"Andrew Gillum Asks That Race Not Be ""Weaponized"" As He Weaponizes Race"
3770t3_9cm9d9,WE HAVE THE SERVERS FOLKS
3771t3_9cm4gb,My niece got her first day at the start of the pillow
3772t3_9cloay,Do it like a failure
3773t3_9cmtoj,Gotta love that starvation��
3774t3_9cmt9l,160 Democrats Pen Letter to Betsy DeVos Urging Her NOT To Allocate Funds For Firearms Training
3775t3_9cmsyy,Found another case of TDS on twatter.
3776t3_9cmsue,I keep getting taken to racist locations in ESO
3777t3_9cmsr1,Inherited titles are supremely un-American. 1776 commences again when?
3778t3_9cmslx,Who is funding this nasty teenager?
3779t3_9cms6p,Omarosa taped almost every conversation she had in the White House
3780t3_9cms2b,The real Russian collusion �
3781t3_9cms1v,Dave Bautista Claims He May Not Return For Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
3782t3_9cmryw,President Trump Notifies House and Senate of U.S-Mexico Trade Modification…
3783t3_9cmqnd,ININININININININININININININININININ - N - OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT
3784t3_9cmqht,The Founders were racist. We must undo the damage.
3785t3_9cmqeo,"Lanny Davis Defends CNN, Takes Blame As He Explains Trump Tower Claim Backtrack"
3786t3_9cmqd9,"So, how long until we find out that the racist robo-calls here in Florida were actually paid for/created by Democrats as a way to make the campaign about race and not their candidate's Socialist policies?"
3787t3_9cmq4u,Still nobody indicted!
3788t3_9cmpqe,"I was just called the worst name ever. OMG, am shaking. How will I ever recover from this?!?! Literal rape just happened."
3789t3_9cmpi4,"""McCain PROVES Trump is not one of ""them"""" from Arch-Advocate by Pete Dobson on Apple Podcasts"
3790t3_9cmp98,How Trump Can Save Free Speech from Big Tech
3791t3_9cmp8z,Heaven Vetoes McCain
3792t3_9cmov6,Rent Free
3793t3_9cmnxo,"Well, Its something I will NEVER do!"
3794t3_9cmnxk,The Fake News Media's coverage be like...
3795t3_9cmnou,"And on the third day, he arose..."
3796t3_9cmnoo,The folks over at r/fallout sre pretty cool
3797t3_9cmnht,"Equality and progress ensue as old, white, male cartoon tank engines are replaced with black female tank engines..."
3798t3_9cmm3x,[CO] [NY] Intestate Administrator for Estate in New York City license suspension for holding a friends ID
3799t3_9cn9b4,Please Contact Your Elected Officials and Complain...
3800t3_9cn940,"Trudeau asks POTUS to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada, per same deal Mexico received"
3801t3_9cn903,Big Tech is now Big Brother.
3802t3_9cn8ow,Canada playing hardball at the negotiating table with President Trump
3803t3_9cn848,"In July, President Trump announced the Pledge to America's Workers. In little more than a month since, MILLIONS of new opportunities have been created for our workforce."
3804t3_9cn80z,Virginia Town Still Suffering after Red Hen Bad Press
3805t3_9cn7ty,"Why no national MSM coverage or anti gun outrage over this mass shooting of EIGHT people last night? (OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! )"
3806t3_9cn7s7,BREAKING: International Atomic Energy Agency issue a stern warning to Nassim Taleb for violating a number of international treaties with this tweet #StopTheBias
3807t3_9cn7gc,"In July, President Trump announced the Pledge to America's Workers. In little more than a month since, MILLIONS of new opportunities have been created for our workforce. https://t.co/uw4a2nwQdM"
3808t3_9cn76c,"Search ""Trump inauguration"" on youtube and top three results are fake news stories from the recent weeks."
3809t3_9cn731,On point women!
3810t3_9cn70c,TRIGGERED!
3811t3_9cn6k4,Time-traveling 2500 BC Phoenician warlord nukes sad commie from outer-space. This fucking timeline.
3812t3_9cn6jr,Socialists Gather On Labor Day To Protest Concept Of Labor
3813t3_9cn6io,"Aha! The real reason the cabal's UK operations wants to ban memes. Their AI bots and algorithms can't keep up with them in order to suppress! Nothing to do with ""hate speech"" against random people. They just don't want the people to hate THEM!"
3814t3_9cn6f7,WARNING: Tech Giants Can Manipulate 12 Million Votes In November
3815t3_9cn59c,Gavin McInnes and Diamond & Silk set off Democrat TRUTH BOMBS
3816t3_9cn4yw,"RON TIBBETTS: “What would Mollie do?” As I write this, I am watching Sen. John McCain lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda and know that evil will succeed only if good people do nothing. Both Mollie and Senator McCain were good people. I know that both would stand up now and do something."" WTF?"
3817t3_9cn4x3,Someone tell Salon to stop monkeying around
3818t3_9cn4si,"I think this man is evil, and hope to see him pay for what he has done to our nation."
3819t3_9cn4du,That time when a socialist shook the hand of an capitalist employee who gets paid more than that socialist’s staffers get paid
3820t3_9cn3v2,Just a portrait of our awesome President and First Lady
3821t3_9cn3l6,I saw this patriot and his wife post this today.
3822t3_9cn3gi,Lets catch up on Australia
3823t3_9cn34i,George Bush has a serious crush on Michael Obama
3824t3_9cnh8z,Real conversation I had with someone from San Francisco this morning. Atleast they confirmed the existence of hypodermic needles trashing their roads.
3825t3_9cnh8u,The Impeachment - YouTube
3826t3_9cnh0v,Checkmate Liberals!
3827t3_9cngyx,The flower beds are in place... all terrorists now welcome here!
3828t3_9cngps,"Sorry, media. There will be no new news from McCain. He is buried and 6 feet under."
3829t3_9cngog,The Left Is Becoming Desperate As We Near a Justice Kavanaugh Reality
3830t3_9cngkz,Do not let the globalists decieve you and your loved ones. Never give up the fight.
3831t3_9cnghl,"Stupid student assignment, “Whom to Leave Behind” aka Pick who dies — homosexual, orphan, Muslim, native America.."
3832t3_9cneyk,"Episode 9000 of ""Horrific acts of hypocrisy"" starring... guess who? it's everyone's favorite hypocrite snake�!! BONUS Special guest: Kanye West!! ��"
3833t3_9cnevm,MAGA LABOR DAY * * * * * Why Skilled Blue-Collar Work Is So Darned Fulfilling
3834t3_9cneuh,classy McGone
3835t3_9cnehx,Pope Francis Calls for 'Silence' as Child Sex Abuse Scandal Intensifies
3836t3_9cnec9,Reports of a Rosie O'Donnell parachute jump has gone wrong.
3837t3_9cneb5,Here’s Why NYT’s Latest Attempt To Scare Readers About Global Warming Is A ‘Waste Of Time’
3838t3_9cne4g,"It really do be like that, though."
3839t3_9cne19,Liberals want to make TDS into new laws. This WashCuck Post is particlarly deranged
3840t3_9cndp5,"""Antifa Lunch Break - Comedy Sketch"""
3841t3_9cndna,"See some of the companies in tech, manufacturing, and other American industries that have signed the Pledge to America's Workers ��"
3842t3_9cndlo,SJW artist ROBBI RODRIGUEZ HATES US CUZ HE ANUS! ANTI-COMICSGATERS get a HOLE LOT WEIRDER!
3843t3_9cndgz,Socialist Poster Girl leads rally against work to celebrate Labor Day.
3844t3_9cnddn,"Study: ""time spent as a colony is strongly positively correlated with modern economic outcomes"""
3845t3_9cndce,I love it
3846t3_9cndat,NBC: Tourism Still Suffering After The Red Hen Denied Sanders
3847t3_9cncz5,Democrats Advertising in the Sky like they haven't been running CA into the shitter for decades!
3848t3_9cncwq,"Enough is enough. On behalf of The American People, I hereby demand a COMPLETE and TOTAL moratorium on ALL immigration into the US until construction of The Wall is 110% finished."
3849t3_9cnnat,"This morning I literally filmed a butterfly basking in the world, runs the fast break"
3850t3_9cn49j,"MRW I see someone wearing jeans and a really weird name"", I tell him or sees him, is moving out of the Russia investigation on Twitter because he’s been accused of sexual harrasment and starting to throw ""Ligma"" into my lane on a long trip"
3851t3_9cnx4n,What's an acorn worth...?
3852t3_9cnwz0,"Two long running, Obama era, investigations of two very popular Republican Congressmen were brought to a well publicized charge, just ahead of the Mid-Terms, by the Jeff Sessions Justice Department. Two easy wins now in doubt because there is not enough time. Good job Jeff......"
3853t3_9cnwwg,"Two long running, Obama era, investigations of two very popular Republican Congressmen were brought to a well publicized charge, just ahead of the Mid-Terms, by the Jeff Sessions Justice Department. Two easy wins now in doubt because there is not enough time. Good job Jeff......"
3854t3_9cnww1,Good job Jeff!
3855t3_9cnwks,US vs Iran - Strait of Hormuz
3856t3_9cnwbi,Maybe this is what she meant...
3857t3_9cnwai,"THE THREE MONKEY PICTURES: ""The truth (MAGA) is far more potent, self-empowering, magical, and spiritually-uplifting than the Elite want the masses to know."""
3858t3_9cnw1k,All aboard the trump train!
3859t3_9cnvyz,“China’s leaders looked paralysed in the face of Mr Trump’s attacks over trade”
3860t3_9cnvun,is THIS too soon? gotta love twitter!
3861t3_9cnvn9,MY RED PILL MOMENT #WALKAWAY
3862t3_9cnv8s,We’ve won the Meme war- now to fight until we have unconditional surrender!!
3863t3_9cnuny,WSJ: Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Personally Decides Who Gets Blacklisted
3864t3_9cnumi,Today’s dose of CNN propaganda
3865t3_9cnu9s,"""As a #Democrat, one of the first acts as President, I’ll request a special intervention from the UN to help confiscate ALL privately owned firearms."""
3866t3_9cnu8d,Duh Amaricun fleg wusnt integral to duh muun landen stuped.
3867t3_9cnu6a,Global social media regulation is coming – Alex Jones is just the start
3868t3_9cntz4,"California has an overpopulation problem, but people here don't seem to understand why. I tried explaining it to one of them."
3869t3_9cntu1,"Eric Bauman, Chair of the California Democratic Party serving nothingburgers and boycott flops for opposition research, and it's delicious."
3870t3_9cntik,This arsehole is trying to start trouble amongst TRUMP supporters. He's trying to mobilise a mob. If anyone is hurt he should be held accountable.
3871t3_9cnso5,Democrats are putting illegals before our own citizens!
3872t3_9cnsco,National Anthem For Us Russian Bots.
3873t3_9cnry3,He thought she could be one heartbeat away from being President ... but he didn't think she could be at his funeral. #McCainIsScum
3874t3_9cnrxw,"Protests near O'hare Airport, chanting that Rahm Emanuel has got to go"
3875t3_9cnrtd,Another important distinction: it was his rhetoric that hurt race relations.
3876t3_9co4vh,The Democrats told everyone to Boycott In N Out burger. So we all showed up to support them :-)
3877t3_9co4hr,Have my MAGA hat ready for Trumps visit to Ireland in November by the way i am Irish
3878t3_9co4hm,Something for Americans and Europeans to start considering.
3879t3_9co4g0,California to become first state to out-insane insanity. Passed bill for Gov Moonbeam to sign (he will) that will eliminate bail for suspects awaiting trial (catch & release for all criminals)
3880t3_9co4dq,The Democrats have always hated Jess Sessions until Trump fired him
3881t3_9co47n,"Oddly, traffic was unaffected."
3882t3_9co44u,So I yelled at Bruce Rauner today....
3883t3_9co3v6,The Democrats Wanted to Boycot In N Out Burger... So Everyone Showed Up To Support Them LOL !
3884t3_9co3sr,Islam and LGBTQ-rights: Malaysia women caned for attempting to have lesbian sex...
3885t3_9co3re,#bandwagonstupidity
3886t3_9co3j7,"Fam, I Present To YOU, The AMERICA FIRST PARTY and The Unishark!"
3887t3_9co3fy,Styxhexentechno
3888t3_9co3e3,Get your Beta O'Rourke yard sign !!!
3889t3_9co39u,What Muslim 'refugees' say to each other in Austria
3890t3_9co2z6,"Reporters and leftists get a much needed reality check in Chemnitz by the ""Nazis"""
3891t3_9co2xz,"WOW, even the anti-Trump German media had to admit it #MAGA"
3892t3_9co2tm,Libtards: Whatever Trump does is wrong and the country would be better if the opposite was happening
3893t3_9co2jz,When Venezuela isn't Real Socialism
3894t3_9co1ih,"""Oh Canada"" SMH"
3895t3_9co10a,Andrew Cuomo everybody!
3896t3_9co0ng,"MA Sept 4th & DE Sept. 6th - Conservatives GO VOTE! ~ Dems/Undecideds #Walkaway & join us! Stay on the TRUMP TRAIN or we lose it all! VOTE for Safety, Security & Stability! VOTE REPUBLICAN⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"
3897t3_9co0m2,"Fuck you, Google"
3898t3_9co0d3,"....The Democrats, none of whom voted for Jeff Sessions, must love him now. Same thing with Lyin’ James Comey. The Dems all hated him, wanted him out, thought he was disgusting - UNTIL I FIRED HIM! Immediately he became a wonderful man, a saint like figure in fact. Really sick!"
3899t3_9co0au,Hey how do I earn V-Bucks on Fortnite?? How much is the battle pass as well????
3900t3_9co05b,"James Woods: ""Too bad an intolerant #left hater ruined opportunities for other small business owners. #DemocratsAreDangerous"""
3901t3_9co5tb,What do you think about what age gas your libido hit max and why is kissing in the tanning bed?
3902t3_9cok2t,"Illegal Alien Charged In Fatal Hit-and-Run Crash of American citizen Jamar Rashaun Beach, family devastated"
3903t3_9cojvu,The narrative about Russian cyber attacks on American election infrastructure is a self-interested abuse of power by DHS based on distortion of evidence...
3904t3_9cojsa,"Lurch over here running his mouth again, like stfu, nobody cares!"
3905t3_9cojca,The true reason Muslims wear beards...I always thought the opposite... Especially a Van Dike.
3906t3_9cojbb,Good job Jeff
3907t3_9cojah,Donald Trump's Most Outrageous Moments
3908t3_9coj2p,On Labour Day its important to remember this key fact
3909t3_9coic0,"BARF: Nike had been paying Colin Kaepernick all along, waiting for the right moment. That moment is now, as he becomes the face of the company’s 30th anniversary of the “Just Do It” campaign."
3910t3_9coiaw,Elizabeth Warren Slimy Slug Busted by Brett Keane
3911t3_9coi9v,Andrew Cuomo Mourns Death of NY Community Leader Una Clarke (She's Alive)
3912t3_9coi5a,Now We Know: 'The Resistance' is the Establishment - Infowars
3913t3_9cohzt,Report: Twitter CEO Personally Decides Who Gets Banned!
3914t3_9cohv6,In & out boycott not working in San Diego
3915t3_9cohml,DC EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Footage Of John McCain Being TORTURED In Vietnam!
3916t3_9cogva,Buzz Aldrin says he is 'proud to be an American' after First Man movie leaves out US flag planting on moon
3917t3_9cogt1,"""Nobody is enforcing political correctness"" - FAKE NEWS!!!"
3918t3_9cogsf,Well Fuck Nike and more importantly Kapernick was an average at best QB.
3919t3_9cogs3,"'Strange disappearance' of Wikileaks consultant in Norway — Arjen Kamphuis, 47, has been missing since August 20 when he left his hotel in the northern Norwegian town of Bodo."
3920t3_9cogo1,MAGA
3921t3_9cogh7,Microwave Weapons Are Prime Suspect in Ills of U.S. Embassy Workers in Cuba & China
3922t3_9cog9x,MGK Dropped A Diss On Eminem ..
3923t3_9cog51,The Wonders of Socialized Medicine: Some Are Waiting up to 62 Hours for an Ambulance in the UK
3924t3_9cog0q,They care so much!
3925t3_9cofvd,Every day is a day to thank our soldiers.
3926t3_9cofqy,Haven't seen Pepe in a while.
3927t3_9conwy,This is the farthest you can zoom in on this channel belongs herr
3928t3_9cp5wn,Car tries to cut in front of this doggy trick? hmmm
3929t3_9cpe7t,Inner city store shelf. Holy crap.
3930t3_9cpe6l,"21st Century Slavery in Africa: Hordes of African corrupt politicians clap on as they pocket more billions from Commie China while their citizens rot & starve. But hey it's good that they have 'amazing' China now, let's make Africa independent from 'EVIL' USA by stopping all American aids :D"
3931t3_9cpe4n,TRUMP CREATES NOTHING BUT GREATNESS
3932t3_9cpdpx,'Strange disappearance' of WikiLeaks Assange associate
3933t3_9cpdn4,John Kerry is comically unsuited to the presidency.
3934t3_9cpdlx,Trump calls out Sleepy(er agent)-Sessions for sabotaging proTrump lawmakers chances of reelections
3935t3_9cpd4k,Didn't know Brazzers did videos about crossdressers jerking off two men while one man's wife watches
3936t3_9cpcz6,Bono NGO: African Migrants Full Of 'Youthful Energy' Needed to ...
3937t3_9cpcya,"More WINNING! Pentagon decides not to release $300M in aid to Pakistan (Wiki: The state religion in Pakistan is Islam, which is practiced by 96% of the population)"
3938t3_9cpcu4,TFW you go to a DNC party and you think Joe Biden is behind you
3939t3_9cpcfn,When Hollywood cuts out the planting of the American flag on the moon in their new Neil Armstrong movie.
3940t3_9cpc9r,Czech Prime Minister: 'Illegal Immigration Is a Threat to European Civilisation'
3941t3_9cpc6c,"The greatest border building game, Believe me.."
3942t3_9cpc4l,Women Are Getting Attacked in Gender Neutral Rooms. Muahahahahahahaha We told you so.
3943t3_9cpbw6,Nike's New Campaign
3944t3_9cpbw3,"The Left – Boycotts, Protests, and Disrespecting Our Country’s History"
3945t3_9cpbu3,Rallies vs Funerals
3946t3_9cpblx,How the Department of Homeland Security Created a Deceptive Tale of Russia Hacking US Voter Sites
3947t3_9cpbhb,The Light Bulb. Invented by a Brilliant Individual Named HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT!! -Hollywood
3948t3_9cpbek,CNN nowadays...
3949t3_9cpbcv,Fixed the new NIKE campaign. The kneeler is out of a job again.
3950t3_9cpavf,Code word : jobs
3951t3_9cpau3,Deceiving Donors - United Way misdirects millions in donations to Planned Parenthood
3952t3_9cpart,New season out soon!
3953t3_9cpapo,"He could have kept to his billionaire lifestyle, where the media and celebrities all loved him. Instead he decided to help our country. And he didn't do it by taking a knee, but by standing up!"
3954t3_9cplli,Oooops! Andrew Cuomo Mourns Death of NY Community Leader Una Clarke (She’s Alive)
3955t3_9cpl3x,And just like that...
3956t3_9cpkya,Just knee it
3957t3_9cpkkx,Feminazi vs Reality
3958t3_9cpkhq,will Colin Kaepernick disavow?
3959t3_9cpkeu,Infowars Announces Free Alex Jones Rally
3960t3_9cpkc5,MSM thinks asking questions to make sure students know the material is racist.
3961t3_9cpjsp,"After all of this John McCain stuff, It's nice to remind yourself of some real American Heroes."
3962t3_9cpjl0,Screw you Nike...
3963t3_9cpj91,"I thought about buying a pair of Nike shoes, but then I decided to just take a knee."
3964t3_9cpj7j,Victim vs Victor mentality
3965t3_9cpih4,Here's how Kavanaugh's confirmation would be good for our economy and personal liberty
3966t3_9cpidh,I still wanna hear the real story of @JoeNBC and his very insecure girlfriend!
3967t3_9cpici,REEE! The Pledge of Allegiance is a cult thing!
3968t3_9cphtm,"The leftist FAKE Media's defense of Liz Warren (AKA Pocahontas) lies: the university faculty ""SAW HER AS A WHITE WOMAN"""
3969t3_9cphjr,too soon?
3970t3_9cphi7,"Aww HELLLL no. NIKE. Say it ain’t so. Colin Kaepernick the new face of NIKE, clearly egging on assassination talk."
3971t3_9cph2d,Democrats Turn to Therapy Dogs To Encourage Young Voters to Register.... OH MY SIDES!!!!
3972t3_9cpgkp,ANTIFA are major pussies. Lol.
3973t3_9cpggr,"We have the best lobster fisherman, don't we folks? ( seen in Cape Cod, MA )"
3974t3_9cpgd3,They have called people deplorable they've called them fascists they've called them nazis and now they are called second rate men and women. Gee I wonder why folk think they are out of touch with normal people
3975t3_9cpg5g,"GOP Establishment pushes for War, McCain minime Marco Rubio: 'Very Strong Argument' for Military Invasion of Venezuela"
3976t3_9cpg2f,LeBron James Seen with Controversial Olympic Sprinter Caster Semenya
3977t3_9cpfxg,Colin Kaepernick's new Nike Slogan
3978t3_9cpfum,Labor Day Throwback
3979t3_9cpn5p,"Teenagers of Adults, What would be meeting with Vladimir Sanders"
3980t3_9cpz1e,"Make Mexican President Stupid Again--->Mexican president blames state, local police for crime surge"
3981t3_9cpz0a,JUST BOYCOTT: Nike Decides to Make “Inspirational” Colin Kaepernick The Face of The Brand – Athletic Apparel For Social Justice Warriors…
3982t3_9cpyv6,"Fauxcahontas: Dems 'Will Be There' for Workers If We Take Back the House, Senate"
3983t3_9cpynt,Obamas buddys! --> Iran's secret weapons-smuggling air routes to Lebanon <-- revealed by intel sources
3984t3_9cpyjn,A Winning Combination
3985t3_9cpyio,"Joining the boycott. As a Russian bot, I will never buy anything from Nike. I never did, but I won't either. ADIDAS ONLY!"
3986t3_9cpy63,Huma Abedin's First Tweet in Two Years Honors John McCain
3987t3_9cpy4x,GEOTUS calls out President Bashar Al-Assad of Syria!
3988t3_9cpy3w,Protester Yells 'Shame on You' as Cardinal Wuerl Calls for Loyalty to Pope Francis
3989t3_9cpxyr,Just Kneel
3990t3_9cpxq7,"Hillary ""Tracy Flick"" Clinton ---- A 2008 video already saw the similarities between the character from ""Election"" (1999) and Crooked Hillary"
3991t3_9cpxmo,Orson Bean: Sports 'Should Be One Place Where You Forget About Politics'
3992t3_9cpxei,Nikes ...the shoe that The Heavens Gate Mass suicide made famous
3993t3_9cpxbs,"Judicial Watch Uncovers Five More Clinton Emails Containing Classified Material on Her Unsecure, Non-‘State.gov’ Email System"
3994t3_9cpx7i,Nike's are sweatshop trash. Valuing humans my ass. Here are shoes made of human skin.
3995t3_9cpwq9,Climate change propaganda: 100 years in the making
3996t3_9cpwnq,"""We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism."""
3997t3_9cpwkt,A physical representation for you all.
3998t3_9cpwh0,Just like that
3999t3_9cpwcs,JOHN KERRY 2020 - THE DEAL MAKER!
4000t3_9cpw23,"Nike just teamed up with Massengill. New slogan, Just Douche It!"
4001t3_9cpvox,Time to “Just Do It?”
4002t3_9cpvnq,Immigrants dropping out of government aid program over fears of losing green card eligibility
4003t3_9cpvla,"Mattis, Pompeo, Top US general Dunford departs for Pakistan, India to bolster Afghanistan strategy - (PAKISTAN allows Taliban & Haqqani network militants who coordinate attacks on Afghanistan from within Pakistan) & FYI Pentagon just said NO to $300 million aid to Pakistan - 4D chess"
4004t3_9cpvir,Senior US official: China has been accessing the Obama administration's private emails since 2010
4005t3_9cq60f,This is delicious. Would be shame if this got worse for them.
4006t3_9cq609,"Chinese president can’t take a joke, bans Winnie the Pooh on social media"
4007t3_9cq5us,Maryland gubernatorial candidate wants free college tuition for DACA students
4008t3_9cq5f3,We See.
4009t3_9cq5et,Just Do It
4010t3_9cq5c8,Assange Associate Missing – Report - Infowars
4011t3_9cq59o,See ya Nike
4012t3_9cq52t,"Choosing to disrespect our nations great flag and anthem apparently is ""sacrificing everything"" in Kaepernick newest Nike ad..."
4013t3_9cq52n,Is it over yet?
4014t3_9cq521,"Cover your hair, whore. Just do it."
4015t3_9cq4x1,"Dear Democrats ... Try, Try Again ..."
4016t3_9cq4jf,TRUST SESSIONS
4017t3_9cq4hh,"RIP Nike: ""Kaepernick Becomes Face of Nike's 30th Aniversary 'Just Do It' Campaign"""
4018t3_9cq4h2,Germans at protest rally break down their grievances (English Subtitles)
4019t3_9cq4bp,Little somethin' I found
4020t3_9cq4bh,This is America
4021t3_9cq49n,Chemnitz Germany Anti-Migration rally 9/03/18
4022t3_9cq47a,New logo for NIKE. ESCHEW IT
4023t3_9cq43a,Nike sponsors Hillary Clinton
4024t3_9cq3zq,EU will force Netflix and Amazon to produce 30% of their content in Europe
4025t3_9cq3q7,MAGALATORS..........UP VOTE!!!
4026t3_9cq3sy,POTUS needs to call OUT this shameless attempt to incite violence. Election season. COMPLETELY inappropriate. NIKE needs hear our voices.
4027t3_9cq3ra,TFW no more Senators to send to Syria
4028t3_9cq3qd,Looks like I need to find a new brand of running shoe. Nike is endorsing Kaepernick.
4029t3_9cq3q3,"Labor Day 2018: To drain the swamp, you must be able to fire the swamp. It takes a between 170 and 370 days to fire bad federal employees once the decision has been made to terminate their employment."
4030t3_9cq3ba,"This R. Kelly ""sex cult"" thing is much more challenging than offense, but far more advanced aliens"
4031t3_9cqj0q,Stay Classy
4032t3_9cqivy,George W. Bush is Michael Obama's Steroid Dealer !!! #SWEETTREATS
4033t3_9cqia7,“Nike is now endorsing QB’s who go 1-10” �
4034t3_9cqhvw,Crossdresser jerks off 2 old men while wife of one watches
4035t3_9cqht4,Black American #WalkAway Testimonies
4036t3_9cqhlx,Best laugh I’ve had all day �
4037t3_9cqhgx,Illegal Aliens kill two tracking dogs.
4038t3_9cqhdr,Fixed Nike’s new Kaepernick ad
4039t3_9cqhc0,"Did Nike just pull an ""Eminem""? An outdated, aging commodity tried to use the stupidity of SJWs to pad their books? Man.....that sucks. �"
4040t3_9cqh5f,Cutting up every piece of Nike clothing in the house. My six year old was in tears as I cut up her favourite pair of trainers but it had to be done!
4041t3_9cqguw,The outrage mob wins again. Pathetic
4042t3_9cqglt,THIS TIMELINE: Ahmadinejad endorses Kaepernick ���
4043t3_9cqgcz,Democrats Are Starting To Admit That The Nuclear Option Was A Mistake. Too late!
4044t3_9cqfrb,Anons right you know����
4045t3_9cqfoa,Can we show some love to this BASED athletic apparel merchant in light of recent events???
4046t3_9cqfg5,Impossible
4047t3_9cqfeb,This Spicy parody account really is a gem
4048t3_9cqfae,"Fellow Pedes, we are systematically being removed from subs despite not breaking any rules. It's us against them and they control the platform. We lose if we stay here, IMO."
4049t3_9cqf8r,Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything. Just Do It
4050t3_9cqf05,"The New Yorker Disinvites Steve Bannon from Festival After Jim Carrey, Jack Antonoff Pull Out, Other Celebs Protest"
4051t3_9cqer8,Just Do(nald) it!
4052t3_9cqeq8,Ronald Reagan on Labor Day 1980: Make America Great Again
4053t3_9cqel6,Idea...
4054t3_9cqeaj,"White people pulled him from the ghetto, gave him opportunities, he's begged the NFL to take him back after pathetic starts for Niners. Now he has no career other than ""professional kneeler"". Just do what exactly, Nike?"
4055t3_9cqdq4,Lady thinks it was a good idea to take her three little infants out into the middle of freezing Lake Superior on sit on top kayak. You can legislate away stupid.
4056t3_9cqqda,"Great point, Clay!"
4057t3_9cqq5t,Rapist
4058t3_9cqq39,"Fake News wrong again! Lord of this Realm, Donald Trump was in fact offered Creepy John ""Bones"" McCain's disgusting bones and refused them. Gross!"
4059t3_9cqpyu,Had a friend tell me there is not one thing Trump has done that is good while in office
4060t3_9cqpml,Blue Wave... Now With 50% More Pelosi
4061t3_9cqphh,"Actually Nike, it's what you believe in that matters..."
4062t3_9cqp4d,MFW POTUS changes his gender on the last day in office to become first female president.
4063t3_9cqohx,Is this racist too?
4064t3_9cqofo,California can't feed one of its schools because of budget cuts. How about we make a donation?
4065t3_9cqnx8,Women Are Getting Attacked in Gender Neutral Rooms (Well Imagine My Shock)
4066t3_9cqnv4,Slice of life: Thousands gather in small Vermont town for labor day. Flags waving and nobody acting stupid. It's still possible.
4067t3_9cqnu8,Believe in something.
4068t3_9cqnlu,BREAKING: Leaked video shows the CEOs of Under Armour and Adidas reacting to Nike's endorsement of Kaepernick
4069t3_9cqnmp,Expectations vs Reality
4070t3_9cqngb,Google’s Mission Statement and Vision Statement (An Analysis) - - - #BLATANTLIARS
4071t3_9cqneq,Nike's new democratic slogan
4072t3_9cqndc,What’s next for Nike’s fall fashion line? #JustDoIt
4073t3_9cqmzv,"""Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything."" ~Nike"
4074t3_9cqmvw,KANYE WEST FOR PRESIDENT 2024!!! (Would rather see Rand Paul / John James ticket)
4075t3_9cqmnh,Why would they think this ugly face is gonna sell shoes. Seriously? Why not use Nancy Pelosi’s face if they want to get political. ��‍♂️
4076t3_9cqmm3,Communism Is Satanic by Nature
4077t3_9cqmls,“Google's mission is to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful.”
4078t3_9cqmkl,What war hero???
4079t3_9cqm66,"INFURIATING - Nike chooses vocal anti-American, communist scumbag Kaepernick as the face of ""Just do it"" media campaign BECAUSE of his hatred for the USA. Myself and entire family will be starting a lifelong boycott against Nike."
4080t3_9cqm2q,Late entry for Sunday Gunday. Nike’s newest purchase. It’s called the kaepernick ad campaign 38 special
4081t3_9cqx2s,I don't think I'll buy NIKE apparel ever again.
4082t3_9cqx2n,"Buzz Aldrin slams 'First Man' movie controversy, posts photos of US flag on moon with 'Proud to be American' hashtag"
4083t3_9cqwy6,"Hole responsible for space station leak caused by drill, not meteorite - An unnamed source said the person responsible for drilling the hole filled it with glue instead of reporting the mistake - ""The glue dried and was squeezed out, opening the hole,"" - Massive quality failure"
4084t3_9cqwqz,"UK ""Intelligence Dossier"" Flashback: 2003 Iraq War"
4085t3_9cqwo0,"So Nike wants to make Colin Kaeprnick their spokes person? This is simply my response to the news... ""Just Do It, Vote Trump 2020"" and instead of boycotting the company. Why not just remind them how many customers of there's think this is a bad marketing idea! #Trump2020 #MAGANYC #MAGAMEMES"
4086t3_9cqwko,Meghan McCain Said ‘America Was Always Great’ At Father’s Funeral — Trump Has Four Word Response
4087t3_9cqwbp,"Meanwhile, in Seattle..."
4088t3_9cqvy4,What magic wand do you have?
4089t3_9cqvww,DS BTFO TRUMP TO BLOCK MUELLER FROM RELEASING REPORT..
4090t3_9cqvvs,The most racist song in the history of all mankind. Unbelievable that it is still on YouTube.
4091t3_9cqvpg,"Crowder debunks the ""gun show loophole"""
4092t3_9cqva4,Looks like everyone had a great time
4093t3_9cqv0e,The Three Genders
4094t3_9cquwe,"Antifa BTFO! Young Patriots Remove ""No Borders, No Wall, No USA At All"" and ""Kill Whites"" Graffiti in Denver. USA, USA, USA!"
4095t3_9cquo0,BOMBSHELL: Is this why Rosenstein Is Desperate To Withhold FISA Information? Obama HAD TO Have Signed Off on FISA Warrant to Spy on Trump!
4096t3_9cquhz,"Breaking: Hollywood movie, Captain China, to star Ryan Gosling. They're not even hiding it anymore..."
4097t3_9cquhr,Our First Lady and others burying Obama's Legacy
4098t3_9cquap,DON'T MESS WITH 'SECOND MAN' ....... Buzz Aldrin Punches Guy ....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4099t3_9cquag,FUCK. NIKE.
4100t3_9cqu9l,American politics is not about Democrat vs Republican. It’s about globalist elites against the rest of us. Once you understand that it all comes into focus
4101t3_9cqttt,New Yorker makes embarrassing climb down and CANCELS Steve Bannon's festival appearance - So much for the MSM's support for the open civilized exchange of ideas - Scared of what they might hear - Snowflake meltdown & RREEEE's
4102t3_9cqti2,Nike pays people to hate America
4103t3_9cqtf3,"Congratulations Nike, you just fucked yourself."
4104t3_9cqsql,"You invite this witch to your funeral, but diss your own running mate who busted her tail for you and never disparaged you?"
4105t3_9cr3ot,"Statue of McCain in Hanoi, Vietnam. Hero because he was captured."
4106t3_9cr3ki,Trigger cucks = zero fucks
4107t3_9cr3f6,"Pro-Union Propaganda, pretty neat!"
4108t3_9cr3ci,This is worthless.
4109t3_9cr38k,Colin Kaepernick Face of Nike's' Just Do It' Campaign
4110t3_9cr364,Trump 2020
4111t3_9cr35n,Slow Mo Of Lindsey Graham & Huma Abedin Interacting At McCain Funeral Under The Watchful Eyes Of Gen. Kelly & Mattis
4112t3_9cr2vd,Jackass California liberal claims In N Out boycott over GOP donation “not happening” but was successful.
4113t3_9cr2km,We need to boycott Nike
4114t3_9cr2iy,"Man held in Amsterdam stabbings cites ""insults"" to Islam - Also named Dutch, anti-Islam lawmaker Geert Wilders during police questioning - Religious intolerance & abuse by ANYONE is wrong - Sharprton? Groping Bishop? Pope?"
4115t3_9cr2cr,China Read Emails of Top U.S. Officials
4116t3_9cr1u1,Kek says he will drop something big on DS tomorrow... be prepared...
4117t3_9cr1oc,DEAR NIKE: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
4118t3_9cr1l7,Nike BTFO
4119t3_9cr1ig,Honest Abe....
4120t3_9cr1dk,"Lake arrowhead, CA hardware store is MAGA"
4121t3_9cr17n,"MSM Fake News snarks about POTUS saying....THE OBVIOUS: so-called economists just flippin a coin! THIS IS WHY HE WON, you ding dongs."
4122t3_9cr15p,Love this!
4123t3_9cr0tf,"Fleeing Illegals killed 2 Tracking Dogs, Says Texas Sheriff - Dogs are not trained to bite like K-9's - They are used for search and rescue operations - Caught 5 illegals, 6th turned violent - The thug with a cartel tattoo was arrested among the strangled bodies of the tracking dogs"
4124t3_9cr0rg,Mother Knows Best
4125t3_9cr0ou,Is Anyone Really Surprised by Nike's Latest Choice in Spokesman?
4126t3_9cr0ia,THIS IS AMERICA!
4127t3_9cr0cx,"THIS is America: 96-year-old Charlotte native wasn’t allowed to vote, due to Racist Democrats, until he was 44 years old when the Voting Rights Act passed. Last year, he voted for his daughter Vi Lyles, who became the first black woman elected to the office of mayor of Charlotte."
4128t3_9cr03m,Nikes are already flying off of the shelves
4129t3_9cqzju,Last time Nike fucked up this bad was dropping jah boi YEEZY.
4130t3_9crabe,"Here's an idea, maybe the problem is that he's protesting the COUNTRY."
4131t3_9cr9v4,"Sorry, Not a Nike Fan"
4132t3_9cr9ed,Drag Queen coloring book given out at libraries; Featuring twenty pages of coloring and activities for kids ages 4-12
4133t3_9cr9du,Nike factory worker reacts to Kaepernick announcement
4134t3_9cr92l,"Socialist Ocasio-Cortez recruits Children to harass their Parents, to help her fight Trump; sounds like Nazi Tactics to me"
4135t3_9cr91n,Educated FOOLS
4136t3_9cr90f,"White South African workers to strike after Sasol Chemicals excludes White workers from stock sharing plan. Ruling ANC response: ""The ANC is deeply concerned about the racist overtones of this strike, which seeks to reverse the gains of our democracy."" It's 1984 in South Africa!"
4137t3_9cr8q6,Antifa Lunch Break - Comedy Sketch
4138t3_9cr89c,"Wanna know why idiot Nike is going all SJW for 'good publicity'?They're being SUED: FEDERAL CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT in PORTLAND : male executive ""pushed a female co-worker against a wall and reached his hand up her skirt"", ""lower salaries for women"""
4139t3_9cr88n,"Immigrants drop out of W.I.C. fearing greencard denial. In Beacon, N.Y., an agency estimated it’s lost 20% of its caseload of illegals."
4140t3_9cr7vu,This is totally me after an hour long debate with a friend about how Russia didn't get Trump elected.
4141t3_9cr7xf,"Guys, maybe MAGA needs to do better? Here's a small business that's doing worse under Trump's economy..."
4142t3_9cr7qc,"Ryan Gosling’s next summer blockbuster “That Cool Sunrise” coming July 4, 2019!"
4143t3_9cr7pu,My response to Shelby Steele: it all boils down to life goals or lack thereof
4144t3_9cr7bt,Nike has awakened the memesphere
4145t3_9cr7b9,CNN Boosts Left-Wing Campaign to Censor Breitbart; Approves 'Blacklisting' | Breitbart
4146t3_9cr6d1,Smokin Meats.
4147t3_9cr63d,Anti Gun people would have wanted this Pregnant woman to have died.
4148t3_9cr601,"ICYMI: GRRRREAT thread on SIGNIFICANCE of the no-FISA-hearing news!! Guess what? President, thru AG Cankles, can approve it. Especially if there’s a reason like ummmm access to your NSA data being cut off?!"
4149t3_9cr5yk,The American flag is on the same level as shit and cum to the left.
4150t3_9cr5v2,"Make no mistake. What happened with the In-N-Out and Red Hen situations are massive ""show of force"" protests by people on the right pissed off at what the left is trying to do to this country."
4151t3_9cr5sf,Remember the sexual harasser who punched that French woman on the viral video? Thought you guys would like to know that it turns out he has an Arabic first name.
4152t3_9cr5lr,To all the Trump haters and leftists:
4153t3_9cr5h9,When someone tells me communists and Antifa are riding a blue wave to November
4154t3_9cr5e3,"In light of Nike coming out as blatantly anti American, I wanted you all to know that New Balance is not only made in America, but they also openly supported Trump during the election. Looks like my feet will be sporting the letter N from now on."
4155t3_9crf2x,"What was the most masculine movie you watched, that you want to settle down for a long day of work, what is the best snacks to have butt hair? what do I plan out a few questions"
4156t3_9cqz52,"Johnson Space Center Scientist Sentenced to Life in Squad Car Downtown, Police Say"
4157t3_9cqjay,USB 3.0 ports have completely stopped my graphics cards seen by computer?
4158t3_9crts7,LPT: At least some of the model in order to get free work
4159t3_9cs9wb,Colin Kaepernick’s Newest Fan: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
4160t3_9cs9qv,Had to make this after I saw the new nike Ad. Absolutely disgusting.
4161t3_9cs9lw,Moonbeam dishes out drivers licenses for voting yet ignores the basic rule #1. Option 5 is applicable to him.... He is screwed when DHS ask him rule number 1..... Enjoy the ICE treatment.....
4162t3_9cs9dl,Nike introduces their Colin Kaepernick signature series.
4163t3_9cs96g,NBC losing more and more credibility by the day... The killed the Weinstein abuse story after Harvey called the ABC News Chief!
4164t3_9cs94x,Tucker Gives Former Antifa Organizer a Chance to Explain Himself
4165t3_9cs8wr,Nike's Indonesian Sweatshops
4166t3_9cs8ju,Unnamed sources are asserting a correlation...
4167t3_9cs8d3,So my dog has a new chew toy
4168t3_9cs8cr,You would think sports guys would know statistics
4169t3_9cs87a,Nike's new logo.
4170t3_9cs81u,Nike is dropping the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA like they dropped MANNY PACQUIAO.
4171t3_9cs7li,This made me smile everytime
4172t3_9cs78s,Womp womp
4173t3_9cs770,No way Hollywood starts developing an anti-Trump documentary on the 2016 election the month after it doesn't go their way.... They couldn't possibly be that transparently stupid... right? Right???
4174t3_9cs73z,McCain's Last Moments.
4175t3_9cs6sy,Nike Sweatshops - Modern day slavery [VIDEO]
4176t3_9cs6bj,You’ve been ICE’d!
4177t3_9cs6au,Human trafficking in Nike’s run sweatshops. Imagine my shock
4178t3_9cs68s,NIKE FACTORY VS REDWING FACTORY
4179t3_9cs66l,MONDAY NIGHT LNC MAGATHREAD: LABOR DAY JOBS EDITION 9/4/18
4180t3_9cs5tl,"Making a prediction. New Balance will be labeled either Alt-Right, Racist, Xenophobic or all 3 by the end of the week by a mainstream media outlet after their sales skyrocket."
4181t3_9cs5q3,How to correctly do Communism
4182t3_9cs5bm,You are not allowed to think.
4183t3_9cs5bf,"To be fair, Nike has got poor people living on welfare in ghettos spending $300 and shooting each over pairs of sneakers. They know their target market, and it ain't us."
4184t3_9csfom,No wonder Hollywood hates him. #Pedowood
4185t3_9csfam,Orson Bean: 1950's Hollywood Blacklist was 'No Comparison to Vitriol of Today' (this Pepe Farm Graypede remembers)
4186t3_9csf28,"New Nike Ad, Oswald Edition"
4187t3_9csezs,Virtue signaling Nike has shot themselves in the foot.
4188t3_9csezi,Also wasn’t invited to the funeral. Bill Clinton is s rapist.
4189t3_9csevg,"A funny reeeeeeeaction to calling out Obama's ""scandal free"" presidency."
4190t3_9cseni,Real American hero Billy Graham funeral
4191t3_9cselv,NIKE'S Next ad campaign will really shock you...!
4192t3_9csejx,What you focus on gets bigger and more detailed. Focus on the message you want to promote.
4193t3_9csehz,Media is lying itself out of existence
4194t3_9cseho,Howard 'The Scream' Dean is a Psycho
4195t3_9cse1z,NIKE unveils new logo for 2019!
4196t3_9csdwz,"Man Disposes His Nike Shoes--Atta Boy, Patriot!"
4197t3_9csdsp,Even if it means sacrificing everything
4198t3_9csds3,I think this is an important conversation to have.
4199t3_9csdpr,"Suck it, Nike!"
4200t3_9csdo0,"Cuz Mike No Like Nike, cuz."
4201t3_9csdmi,"OK, Here are the couple hundred thousand documents on soon-to-be confirmed Judge Kavanaugh. Dems, how many do you need to say no? ShareBlue, ready, set, go. Find one."
4202t3_9csdge,Sacraficing everything means believing in something.
4203t3_9csd2x,True!!!!!!!!!
4204t3_9csd00,HEY NIKE -- It took you 30 years to build a brand -- and 12 hours to destroy it. #YouDidIt
4205t3_9cscwy,Have you lost your filter? Are you open about your MAGA & POTUS support?
4206t3_9cscvo,Remember when we told you they'll try to normalize pedophilia next? Welcome to the future
4207t3_9cscry,"Geeze...these Nike campaigns are intense. Seems like a bad marketing strategy, but I’m not in advertising so I don’t know."
4208t3_9cscnr,"new border wall.santa teresa new mexico,by drone"
4209t3_9csldc,Do NOT share these images. ANYONE WHO DOES WILL BE PERMABANNED FROM THIS GLORIOUS SUB ERECTED FROM THE FAN BASE OF A GOD TIER PRESIDENT
4210t3_9csl7h,Jordan Peterson Vice Interview Uncut Version vs Edited version
4211t3_9csl1t,How About that?
4212t3_9cskmr,"lol rant. Super high studying, first exam. Racing thoughts."
4213t3_9cskid,All of you people are meanies!
4214t3_9csk7y,You're a bigly guy....For you
4215t3_9csk7f,This made me laugh.
4216t3_9csk78,How To Tell If You Are A Racist
4217t3_9csk64,Monica Lewinsky cuts off interview in Israel after being asked if she expects Bill Clinton 'apology' .... BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST INFOWARS.COM
4218t3_9csjwy,4 Ways the Crime Lab Can Frame You
4219t3_9csjsj,"So, what gender do you identify as?"
4220t3_9csjrd,Communism cycle
4221t3_9csjdb,"""Far-right poised for big wins in Sweden election"" (Breitbart) 'Far-right' = best right!"
4222t3_9csjd1,"I know a certain God fearing Caucasian man who has a target on his back. I Googled: ""White Christian Men"". Below are first page results."
4223t3_9csjc5,Manager tells man he needs to remove his MAGA hat | What Would You Do? | WWYD (ABC trying to divide again)
4224t3_9csj42,"Like NIKE Say, Just Do It"
4225t3_9csj1h,Jennifer Rubin: John McCain's funeral was like 9/11.
4226t3_9csizw,"The Rino's & Libtards will be bleating for Cindy McCain to be given his seat,everything needs to be done to make sure that is not the case. Here is a start where you should study up on this Swamp creature in waiting.-Drugs/theft/Crimes/Lies & Cindy-Behind McCain, Outsider in Capital Wanting Back In"
4227t3_9csipt,"In DeathWish 3, Charles Bronson shot 54 people. Chicago has weekends worse than that."
4228t3_9csikl,Nike's newest product to let customers be just like Kapernick. Introducing the Kapernick Bench cushion/warmer.
4229t3_9csii0,"Dan O'Donnell on Twitter: ""Hey @Nike, I improved your ad."""
4230t3_9csigh,McCucks Funeral
4231t3_9csidl,Bikers Against Child Abuse International - Support your local chapter today!
4232t3_9csicx,Nike Stock Today
4233t3_9csi0l,Just don't.
4234t3_9cskpo,The_Donald reacts to murder Americans
4235t3_9cs7h9,Soon you'll be able to make one for the Fourth?
4236t3_9csvvd,"""Why is Senator John McCain in Syria visiting with the rebels- MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"" - Tweet from 2013 - Trump planned all of this far ahead of time and knew about the globalists etc even started using ""Make America Great Again"" from long ago. MADMAN!"
4237t3_9csvv1,Patriot Post #5 - Trump hasn't changed his view on North Korea - 1999 interview
4238t3_9csvtu,"Whilst Trump is replacing NAFTA, Trudeau is Larping as a trans-abled. Sorry leafs."
4239t3_9csvsl,Red Hen Nightmare: Restaurant That Refused To Serve Sarah Sanders Is Torpedoing The Town’s Tourism Business
4240t3_9csvkd,"Eminem BTFO - 'The record is the work of an aging artist trying, and failing, to remain relevant by acting out.'"
4241t3_9csv9e,Slave labor: Just do it.
4242t3_9csv43,"""Two easy (Republican) wins now in doubt...Good job Jeff"""
4243t3_9csuxr,How the West Lost Its Culture
4244t3_9csuqd,"Because of recent Judicial Watch disclosures which further incriminate the Deep State, the Mueller ""matter"" will be closed soon because the ""matter's"" political benefits are out weighed by the threat to the Deep State."
4245t3_9csun9,not a lot of time vote against nike FOX 11 | Los Angeles News | foxla.com
4246t3_9csujt,"""empowerment"""
4247t3_9csuji,MASSIVE CROWDS!! - ROSIE O has lost it! #MAGA
4248t3_9csucj,"IF, IF, IF, IF “John McCain understood that if we get in the habit of bending the truth to suit political expediency, or party orthodoxy, our democracy will not work,” said former president Obama. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . Okie Dokie Barry"
4249t3_9csttl,Antifa defending Liberal believes violence is OK because MLK was shot.
4250t3_9cstsb,Adidas has nearly doubled its US sneaker market share — at Nike's expense | Proof that the Trump curse is able to see into the future and strike ahead of time...
4251t3_9cstqg,Patriot Post #4 - Milton Friedman on Socialism vs. Capitalism. (archives)
4252t3_9csti3,"As The Washington Establishment Memorialized John McCain By Hating On A Sitting President, Donald Trump Got The Last Laugh"
4253t3_9cssva,"Wow. Just wow. Total Failure Eminem glorifies Las Vegas mass shooter in his new album in a desperate, pathetic and misdirected attempt to be edgy. Disgusting!"
4254t3_9cssu4,In case anyone needs Nike’s Email address � (media.relations@nike.com)
4255t3_9cssme,Alex Jones Meme
4256t3_9cssh3,"""Imagine if Rosa Parks played football..."" — some nike executive recently"
4257t3_9cssak,Late night Patriots post #2 - ignore the brigade - 1987 interview - Our allies are ripping us off.
4258t3_9cssaf,"New Nike Ad, Nasim Aghdam edition."
4259t3_9css5g,Remember to boycott those companies lacing our foods with endocrine disrupters. Fast food is at the top of this list. We can't afford to poison the next generation.
4260t3_9css0a,Illegal immigrants who exploited Motor Voter to register in North Carolina still on voter rolls
4261t3_9ct14z,"I don't have a fortune invested. But, I will be selling my shares of Nike TOMORROW."
4262t3_9ct0hq,Illegal immigrant strangles 2 police dogs
4263t3_9ct0et,This is a Game Changer! (Late Sunday Gunday entry)
4264t3_9ct01z,FEELS GOOD MAN
4265t3_9cszpe,There. Fixed for you Nike.
4266t3_9csz7z,How did John McCain lose in 2008 if he was this loved by both Republicans AND Democrats?
4267t3_9csysp,Recalling Poland’s Revolt Against Communism .... As The Democrats Push Socialism
4268t3_9csy94,"Mainstream coverage of illegal immigration continues to careen back and forth between ""Illegals don't consume welfare, you bigot!"" and ""What kind of MONSTER would deny illegals their welfare?"""
4269t3_9csy7h,An American hero.
4270t3_9csxyp,"Smaller Towns Protest Drag Queen Story Time, But Will That Stop the Movement?"
4271t3_9csxek,Cruz Releases 27-Second Video to Expose Beto O'Rouke; It May Seal the Deal for Texas ...... BETO is FUBAR!
4272t3_9csx8x,"The Sadiq Khan audit: Evening Standard investigation reveals Mayor is way behind target on new homes, and violent crime and robberies rise"
4273t3_9cswxe,Cryptic 4Chan post from 2015 details the exact moment social justice and identity politics took over
4274t3_9cswql,Illegal Alien Charged In Fatal Hit-and-Run Crash
4275t3_9cswq8,"Hey thanks, Wikipedia! [0% CUCK OOPS]"
4276t3_9cswfr,Patriot Post #6 - Just for fun (something that would NEVER be acceptable today to the left) Rudy Giuliani and Donald Trump make a skit. (TRIGGER WARNING FOR DEM LURKERS)
4277t3_9cswze,I don't have cancer and only with a Möbius strip club with a question
4278t3_9ct8vx,All I remember teens having a sword kills a kid. it was from
4279t3_9ctl28,"If Tomato is a law then is a star, but I haven't noticed any"
4280t3_9ctw76,It turned out to one of the Just Do It campaign
4281t3_9cu3si,Laughs in majority of US crime rate
4282t3_9cu2hb,Don’t forget this deranged loser is a product of the MSM. There is blood on their hands
4283t3_9cu27o,"BOYCOTT NIKE, FUCK EM! YOU WILL BE DICKS 2.0"
4284t3_9cu1p2,A man who was actually persecuted and mocked for taking a knee. In prayer For God
4285t3_9ctzce,Leftards in denial... and still cannot meme
4286t3_9ctz9j,Arch-Advocate : Colin Kaepernick and Nike team up to LOSE MONEY!
4287t3_9ctz93,debunking Tip Top
4288t3_9ctz5e,Q: All Times Q Predictions Failed to Come Through
4289t3_9ctz55,msm irl
4290t3_9ctxi0,"TFW you're just a little Canadian gosling but in the winter, you fly to America to get paid millions to pretending to be an American space pioneer"
4291t3_9ctx8v,Anyone have the traffic report for today to avoid the John McCain 500 mile national dead body parade?
4292t3_9ctwg7,"�� Is it true that muhammad raped a 9 yo child? snopes: FALSE, 9 yo wasn't a child. �Who Would Win? A deep state or one ��angry�swede�� with a pissed-off 9 yo army?� ��"
4293t3_9ctw6n,"'Q"" believer starter pack"
4294t3_9ctw66,Nolte: How Our Vulgar Media and Political Elite Ruined Two Funerals
4295t3_9ctw06,Brennan defends Kaepernick: He didn't kneel 'to disrespect our flag' …
4296t3_9ctvw7,"Debunking the claims about ""40000 sealed indictments"". (""q"" is fake)"
4297t3_9ctvvx,"Everything Obama has done got erased and now this whole Russia thing is just Trump playing around like Obama with his birth certificate. If ever there is an African American MAGA Presidential candidate, I will support him and treat him like the do-over first black President"
4298t3_9ctvst,I was banned from r/offmychest because I posted here. Should it be allowed for subs to know where I post and what I do on my free time?
4299t3_9ctv9p,"Crushing The ""Blame Climate Change For Wildfires"" Narrative In 1 Simple Chart"
4300t3_9ctux3,God Hates The Tips
4301t3_9ctuqj,"It's been an extremely rough month for me so the stuff I've been making has been kind of...weird. I figured T_D would be the only place that would appreciate it. I present to you the experimental ""Ode to Alex Jones"" (HIGH ENERGY maybe?)"
4302t3_9ctu7t,"Jurisimprudence: Request to end DACA from multiple states denied by federal judge. They couldn’t demonstrate that permitting it to continue was causing irreparable harm. What the hell? Still, he said that he thinks the program,is unconstitutional. Double what the hell?"
4303t3_9ctu77,New Balance Made in USA Sneakers for Men and Women
4304t3_9cttjx,When will cortez learn that socialism dosn't word
4305t3_9cttea,Removing SJW Sweatshop logo be like
4306t3_9cudw9,"Buzz Aldrin slams 'First Man' movie controversy, posts photos of US flag on moon with 'Proud to be American' hashtag"
4307t3_9cud7w,"Nike selected Colin Kaepernick as the new face of the athletic wear company’s “Just Do It” campaign, which is celebrating its 30th anniversary. VOTE WITH YOUR WALLET PLEASE!"
4308t3_9cucox,Just do it... for $0.23 per hour:
4309t3_9cuccx,FUCK YOU NIKE
4310t3_9cuc02,Massive MS-13 Bust in California | Establishment media ignores the story - and California Democrats seek to avoid “labels” for violent criminal illegals.
4311t3_9cuanp,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES �
4312t3_9cuakr,The Flag That HOLLYWOOD Wants On The MOON
4313t3_9cuaay,Now Hollywood's Kneeing the Flag
4314t3_9cu9y0,NIKE: Just Lose It!
4315t3_9cu9qr,"Corporate Suicide Watch, Nike Edition"
4316t3_9cu9nv,"I already hated Nike, and I just bought these a few days ago. I’d like to welcome my fellow winners and patriots to the New Balance club! Comfortable, Wide shoes made in the USA!"
4317t3_9cu9ld,Other Hands in the Cookie Jar
4318t3_9cu8bi,"Do you smell that Nike? It smells like a shit sandwich, because the shit winds are comin'."
4319t3_9cu7s1,debunking Tip Top
4320t3_9cu7hi,YFW: The Nike Board of Directors votes 'Just Do It' to Firing you.
4321t3_9cu6vr,Aly Raisman. A true hero.
4322t3_9cu69m,Nike Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
4323t3_9cu5yq,Heat-related illnesses on the rise during Ohio heat wave (Look for Leftists to start blaming Trump for the weather)
4324t3_9cu5po,Fuck Nike....I’ll stick with my Yeezys
4325t3_9cu5n8,Relativism: Just Don't Nike
4326t3_9cu5i6,Indian CEO in U.S. may have brought in nearly 200 foreign workers: feds END H1B!
4327t3_9cu4gn,"""Its a racist and hateful symbol... so let's verbally and physically attack someone and be hateful toward them that's ok"" these people are stupid"
4328t3_9cu3zf,Tim Minchin - The Pope Song
4329t3_9cujhz,"I find it hilarious how the left is crying over RINO McCain, but during the 2008 election there were some familiar things."
4330t3_9cuj6d,Alleged Source For Steele Dossier Sets Up $1 Million Fundraiser
4331t3_9cuj4f,Nike owners are fed up!
4332t3_9cuiwl,MRW Nike is stupid.
4333t3_9cuiw8,Report: Illegal and Legal Immigrants Unenrolling from Welfare Benefits
4334t3_9cuiu8,Cartoon: Plant-It Hollywood
4335t3_9cuiq2,"Labor Day 2018: To drain the swamp, you must be able to fire the swamp"
4336t3_9cuion,"Second quarter GDP upgraded to 4.2 percent as Trump economy booms, magic number for third quarter is now 3.98 percent"
4337t3_9cuika,Moscow has noticed US attempts to meddle in Russian election process – foreign ministry
4338t3_9cui7l,And they say we are racist
4339t3_9cuhw7,The Germans are sick of migrant violence and they are right. Might be waking up...
4340t3_9cuhw3,"That you know it, you bigots: ""New York governor candidate Cynthia Nixon self-identifies as 'queer,' not as a lesbian, spokeswoman says"" (thought gay was gay is gay, apparently not)"
4341t3_9cufta,"11-11-2016. ""New Balance trainer wearers bin and burn their shoes over Trump"". ""Matt LeBretton said Barack Obama had ""turned a deaf ear"" to US business. ""Frankly, with President-elect Trump, we feel things are going to move in the right direction,"" he said."""
4342t3_9cufrv,"Hey, Nike, you wanna talk about sacrifice?"
4343t3_9cufic,Democrats are using therapy dogs to lure young voters at universities
4344t3_9cuehn,"'Well Done, Colin' — John Brennan Gushes Over Colin Kaepernick's Nike Campaign. Commies sticking together."
4345t3_9cuk8l,"[Homemade] My dinner: Blackened asian salmon salad with toasted coconut & almonds, and sprinkled with truffle salt"
4346t3_9cuunb,"Found this idea in a blackpeopletwitter thread. The OP actually has a good point and I really think we should be doing this instead of burning and wasting perfectly good clothing that others can get use out of. Let’s call their bluff, and show them we actually care about the issues we preach about!"
4347t3_9cuumc,Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.
4348t3_9cuue3,#Loser!!!!!!!!!! xd
4349t3_9cuu9p,When you believe in slavery.
4350t3_9cuu96,"I’ve only held signs for two candidates- the VSG and Geoff Diehl... Mass Pedes, get out and vote!!!"
4351t3_9cuu81,Squatwear was always better anyway.
4352t3_9cuu5z,"FOX: ""Ex-CIA Director John Brennan and former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad joined a strangely diverse chorus of support for activist Colin Kaepernick after Nike made the unemployed quarterback the face of a new ad campaign."" It's not that strange."
4353t3_9cuu1p,SOCIALISM BTFO BRIGHT AND EARLY
4354t3_9cuu09,I think Nike sucks!
4355t3_9cuttk,Florida candidate saying he's happy to be bankrolled by Soros
4356t3_9cutvf,Swoosh: The sound of Obama's legacy disappearing
4357t3_9cutk8,"He kneels, is a benched quarterback, is worth 20 million in 2016, wears cop pig socks, and FURTHER enriches himself further with a Nike deal....AND WHAT has he done to improve black relations with police??"
4358t3_9cut3u,How To Confront Jihadi Politicians In The US
4359t3_9cut27,It would be a shame if liberals heard Van Jones's views on safe spaces
4360t3_9cusyk,'Good job Jeff': Trump blames Sessions as Republicans charged before midterms | US news
4361t3_9cusr5,"A black man drops a red pill in r/news, gets massive downvotes but also gold x 4. #WalkAway, bro!"
4362t3_9cusou,Donald Trump warns Syria against imminent Idlib siege
4363t3_9cusln,"LeBum James: ‘Took me a little while’ to accept white people' 'But when they give me their stupid money, I like white people'"
4364t3_9cus7d,New Jersey don't let us down! Vote this mofo out!
4365t3_9cus6d,NIKE Boycott!!!!!!!!!!!!
4366t3_9curyx,"Traitor one meet coward one. No, John Brennan gushes over the Nike campaign. How appropriate in so many ways."
4367t3_9curvd,"Practice Run: 2005 Comey and Mueller, ""Republican"" DOJ, Cover Up Sandy Berger's Crimes While Blistering Republican Advisor"
4368t3_9curs8,"""Believe in something. Even if it mean sacrificing everything!"""
4369t3_9curkc,China's Camps Split Uighur Muslim Children From Parents
4370t3_9curfz,Illegals and children the only Democrats left? Keep changing the rules psychos. New rules We win.
4371t3_9cv0p0,Let’s not forget how this man almost lost his life to a crazy liberal moron.
4372t3_9cv0ol,It really is okay.
4373t3_9cv0m4,"Was gonna toss them in the yard and hit them with the lawnmower today, but why dull the blades? ...I'm going to take them to Goodwill instead."
4374t3_9cv03o,"Small businesses 'will no longer be at a competitive disadvantage, workers will be treated more fairly'"
4375t3_9cv023,Just Do It
4376t3_9cv01e,Nike hit with gender discrimination lawsuit
4377t3_9cuzp0,Just do it
4378t3_9cuyxv,"Nike faces backlash over deal with Kaepernick. People are burning their Nike shoes. In other startling news, the sun rose in the east this morning"
4379t3_9cuyms,"Thank you, Nike. We see who you are now."
4380t3_9cuyfe,Finally an honest Nike ad
4381t3_9cuy1k,My Face This Morning Hoping I Wake Up To A Trump Tweet Bashing NIKE’s Sweatshops and Abusive Labor Practices.
4382t3_9cuxqv,Dont let Michael Hastings' sacrifice be forgotten
4383t3_9cuxk3,"Sacrafice everything, including your investors."
4384t3_9cuxgu,I remember when the leftist were outraged over Nike's child labor and corporate greed. Now? They must bend the knee.
4385t3_9cux61,KEEP AMERICA GREAT : US economy logs best performance in nearly 4 years
4386t3_9cux4i,Team Thanos. Just Snap It.
4387t3_9cux3e,LIVE STREAM: Senate confirmation hearing for SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh
4388t3_9cux1m,"Jeb! ""Typhoon Jebi, most powerful to hit Japan in 25 years, leaves trail of destruction in Kansai region | The Japan Times"""
4389t3_9cuwzd,"Between new football uniforms for high school, college and pro contracts and the back to school new sneaker rush....its no coincidence that Nike busts out Colin after the shoes have been bought, the uniform contracts inked, and the uniform packages delivered. What pussies."
4390t3_9cuwd0,Julian Assange has sacrificed more than any flag kneeling bitch
4391t3_9cuwct,This patriot sacrificed everything.
4392t3_9cuvpj,Just burn it
4393t3_9cuvni,"Yo, Nike, why not go all the way?"
4394t3_9cuvi0,"Following the Nike decision. They either lack logic, or purposely sink their own ship ..."
4395t3_9cuvgy,All you need to know is in the headline: Colin Kaepernick earns support from John Brennan and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over Nike ad
4396t3_9cvd0u,When my SO asked for the third time in a few different ways
4397t3_9cvl0p,Just a based post I saw on Facebook
4398t3_9cvl00,"John Brennan's Comment on The Entire 8-Years of Obamo: ""Nothing to see here. Move along."""
4399t3_9cvksu,Just fake it
4400t3_9cvklp,"T-SHIRT: ""#BLACKLIVESMAGA"" - Collaborative effort between graphic designer and a friend with a t-shirt press #MAGA"
4401t3_9cvk7c,Monitor Nike (NKE) Stock Sell-Off - Value Plunges More Than 2% at Opening..
4402t3_9cvk0q,Nike boycott creates a drop in stock price. Why am I not surprised but Nike is?
4403t3_9cvjxg,"Are We Really Surprised That Nike Hired a America Hating Muslim? (for real, not a shitpost)"
4404t3_9cvjqx,Swedish Vikings are waking up from their coma! They are voting and the invaders finally went to far. FINALLY!
4405t3_9cvjpd,Just do it
4406t3_9cvjlk,Allen West on Kavanaugh Confirmation Hearing
4407t3_9cvire,Egyptian media: John McCain is real Supreme Guide of the Muslim Brotherhood
4408t3_9cvikg,"Left or Liberal? Say you’re a Liberal and PPL assume you’re on the political left. Yet, leftists and liberals hold very different positions on key issues. [VIDEO]"
4409t3_9cvibg,Vintage troller in chief
4410t3_9cvhw7,Black man drops a red pill. Don't worry. They've taken care of it.
4411t3_9cvh36,Three reasons why Kavanaugh deserves a seat on the Supreme Court
4412t3_9cvgq9,"Ten-Year-Old German Boy Raped by Migrant Asylum Seeking Classmates on School Trip. previously been harassed by the three fellow students on the day of the attack, 2 - 11yr olds & another aged ten from Afghanistan and Syria, prior to the rape w one of them telling the German boy, “WE FUCK YOU TODAY""."
4413t3_9cvg89,"Yuge, POTUS said study history of WW One & Two. Wow, both WW were set-up & prosecuted by the Whiskered Rodents! Communists, here are their pictures! BTW, we've got several more traitors for treason trials!"
4414t3_9cvg86,FITTON:HERCULEAN Labors Accomplished! We Blasted Open the Strzok-Steele-FISA Scandals Targeting President Trump. Congress and media AWOL!
4415t3_9cvg5j,"Migrants to Germany ""We grab your women, you can't do Anything!"" New Viral Video!!!"
4416t3_9cvfz1,Dick's Drops Sales After Dissing Second Amendment Supporters
4417t3_9cvfxf,"Canada's latest right of center political party to be, now polling at 17%. There is some hope."
4418t3_9cveyz,"North Carolina Policeman Put On Leave For Patriotic, Pro-America Tattoo"
4419t3_9cvelp,The campus left; using imagery to associate superficial qualities with specific racial biases under the guise of eliminating them. Planting subconscious bias is a method of reviving racism.
4420t3_9cveep,Last Stand of the Whiskered Rodents & DS: NWO will once again try to impose a One World Gub'mint on the community of nations. League of Nations founded post World War I & the UN post World War II. Expect nuclear FF folks! They never thought she could lose a rigged election
4421t3_9cvdcj,Fixed It.
4422t3_9cvst8,Dumb Dems
4423t3_9cvsmi,Trump's trade actions are heating up quickly
4424t3_9cvsl9,"Dear Nike: Colin Kaepernick didn't sacrifice 'everything,' and it wasn't for a good cause"
4425t3_9cvsiq,"Donating all this stuff to the local homeless. Not only is it good for the homeless, it’s bad for Nike’s image."
4426t3_9cvsi0,"Nike’s announcement Monday it would make Colin Kaepernick the face of its “Just Do It” campaign sparked a firestorm on social media -- and literal fires, too. Some social media users took to Twitter to showcase their frustrations."
4427t3_9cvsck,Carolyn Davidson was paid $35 as a graphic designer for the NIKE swoosh logo. It was estimated 10.9 billion in worth. It is now worth $35 again.
4428t3_9cvs89,LIVE: Democrats scream and wail to block Kavanaugh based on lack of documents released. Oh the irony!
4429t3_9cvs4r,JUST SUCK IT!!
4430t3_9cvs4l,"BEN GARRISON WAS SPOT ON WITH THIS ONE: ""Taking a Knee with George Soros"""
4431t3_9cvs2i,Ronan Farrow says NBC News' Harvey Weinstein memo has 'numerous false or misleading statements'
4432t3_9cvs20,"The SCOTUS selection is lit Pedes!!! Libs are shitting their pants live on TV. They all know that they are in fucksville and the end of the Libs starts today. Grab the popcorn, salt is a plenty!"
4433t3_9cvs1n,MFW... I leave this place for eight hours and..
4434t3_9cvrzo,This timeline kills me! This is a real tweet from the real account of Iranian Leader Ahmadinejad.
4435t3_9cvroo,Warmongering SoyBoy Marco Rubio: 'Very Strong Argument' for Military Invasion of Venezuela
4436t3_9cvrn4,Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything. Just Do It.
4437t3_9cvrmn,"""But.. but . they improved litteracy levels """
4438t3_9cvrb6,It's a sad state of affairs.
4439t3_9cvraa,Racistbook deletes ANOTHER anti obama status
4440t3_9cvr83,"US accounts for just 1% of mass shootings, not media-hyped 31%"
4441t3_9cvr4w,Montana MAGA Rally!
4442t3_9cvqq7,"I see you Shareblue, smile!"
4443t3_9cvqks,Pretty sure this is how five fifths of the comments over on redacted are generated. Article 1 year old. Sauce in comments
4444t3_9cvqdt,Why are so many teenage girls appearing in gender clinics? ... A new paper suggests this may be partly a social phenomenon ...
4445t3_9cvqah,"I’ve only been conservative for a year, but all this stuff has got me really down. First the Ryan Gosling thing and now Nike. It feels like the whole world is against us. Man, it’s tough being the one’s that have all the facts and logic. It was way easier going with the crowd."
4446t3_9cvq9f,Brian FAILon: Dems Who Vote for Kavanaugh Risk 'Suppressing the Historic Level of Enthusiasm' from Dem Voters | Breitbart
4447t3_9cwday,"Told my wife on his birthday, along with an AIDS patient without gloves in 1991"
4448t3_9cwwx4,"You will be tired of boycotting, but we won't stop boycotting!!"
4449t3_9cwwmw,Dick Durbin (D-IL) just lectured Kavanaugh on how he was handpicked by Trump and then proceeded to trash Trump to tie the two together. Amazing how all the things they hate about Trump and say about him are EXACTLY what they are doing to this outstanding judge.
4450t3_9cwweg,Wtf I hate public event protests now
4451t3_9cwwdm,Meanwhile back on the streets...
4452t3_9cww8t,Trump lost his temper during mock Mueller interview: Woodward book
4453t3_9cwvnj,"Chaos Erupts During Kavanaugh Hearing After Hecklers Begin Shrieking, 22 Arrested"
4454t3_9cwvhq,Do your part! Vote in the primaries!
4455t3_9cwvbj,2nd advertisement in their new inspirational campaign just released
4456t3_9cwv8w,"Will the MSM be eating their own propaganda (and blaming Russia) again this November? ""WaPo: Democrats regain clear advantage in midterms shaping up as referendum on President Trump"""
4457t3_9cwv6d,"During Judge Kavanaugh's hearing, a privilaged US Navy Admiral's fortunate son Sen. Leahy managed to alert Deep State allies by invoking 'Alice in Wonderland' reminding his co-conspirators of their complicity in a massive child trafficking network!"
4458t3_9cwuvh,"Killary's Server & Who Knows Who Elses: ""as some compromised home systems have been reconfigured by these actors to automatically forward copies of all composed emails to an undisclosed recipient.”"
4459t3_9cwunc,Why can’t my screaming billions stop this confirmation hearing?
4460t3_9cwukl,The most valid statement I've ever heard from a cuck
4461t3_9cwuiz,Watch RSBN's Kavanaugh's stream. They're allowing the chat and it's freakin' HILARIOUS!!! Are you pedes in there?
4462t3_9cwufu,The Bob Munden Story | Shooting USA
4463t3_9cwufm,"Canadians Rewrite Moon Landing History, Removing USA Flag"
4464t3_9cwuak,"Illegal immigrant used Pennsylvania store owner's gun against him, nearly killing him, police say"
4465t3_9cwu9g,"Unhinged Protesters, all women and One Soyboy."
4466t3_9cwtzd,"President Trump promised to nominate Supreme Court justices who ""faithfully interpret and follow the Constitution as written by our founders""—and Judge Kavanaugh's record is impeccable."
4467t3_9cwtwx,Predicted GDP hits a new high today.
4468t3_9cwtju,Imagine my shock
4469t3_9cwtaq,UNHINGED
4470t3_9cwth3,"Sen. Chuck Grassley: My staff was “available 24/7” to help Democrats access Judge Kavanaugh records, but “not one senator showed up”"
4471t3_9cws0f,Exclusive Report from Chemnitz After Mass Protest Against Immigrant Violence in Germany
4472t3_9cwrsb,Hecklers at the hearing
4473t3_9cx62j,President considering killing NBC's broadcast license? WE HOPE SO! I don't know if anyone can seriously consider groups like NBC real news and perhaps they do need to see a nice 6 month suspension to give them some time to think and start to become less partisan.
4474t3_9cx5n9,It Took Five Seconds For The Kavanaugh Hearing To Turn Into A Raging Dumpster Fire
4475t3_9cx5l4,Hats off to this man who sacrificed the comforts of his way of life to make sure we are truly represented!
4476t3_9cx5ga,Just Democrats protesting Kavanaugh...from Beneath the Planet of the Apes.
4477t3_9cx5e8,"Shoe Company Marketing Fail, Part 2. Playoff Choker with ""Don't Wait Until You've Won a Ring to Play Like it"" slogan."
4478t3_9cx5ai,A little something to brighten your day. Antifa being taken down by police for blocking traffic in Portland as crowd cheers.
4479t3_9cx55d,Just do it! Or else..
4480t3_9cx4va,In surprise announcement Rahm Emanuel decides to not seek another term. See Ya' - you absolute disaster of a Mayor.
4481t3_9cx4u2,The republican chair is talking... REEEEEEEEEEE
4482t3_9cx4pm,HOT MICS: Senators caught on hot mics during Kavenaugh hearing (AKA Dim Circus)
4483t3_9cx4ib,"«Restistance against Donald Trump» having a vote poll, 51% vite trump in 2020. Lmao, link to poll in comment."
4484t3_9cx4c6,"Democrats Call to Adjourn SCOTUS Nominee Brett Kavanaugh's Hearing, Protests Erupt ( is that Maxine Waters screaming in the peanut gallery? )"
4485t3_9cx4ag,What’s going on in Chicago?
4486t3_9cx47j,Just Kneel It
4487t3_9cx3ye,Senator Dick Durbin Accuses Brett Kavanaugh Of Lying Under Oath
4488t3_9cx3xi,Socialism
4489t3_9cx3ob,Let's all thank this outstanding gentleman for dealing the biggest blow to the Democrat party this year!
4490t3_9cx3g0,Joe Rogan Podcast To Host Alex Jones In Late September - Infowars
4491t3_9cx3e8,Dem filibuster of Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation hearing delays opening statements by 77 minutes.
4492t3_9cx3cn,Exclusive Report from Chemnitz After Mass Protest Against Immigrant Violence in Germany(in English)
4493t3_9cx2z3,"The left is confused why men of color would be joining white supremacist groups. Also, why would white supremacist groups allow men of color to join? There’s a simple answer that the left will never see. . ."
4494t3_9cx2sg,The People have spoken! And are wrong...
4495t3_9cx2se,"Hillary Rodham Clinton's first choice for the SCOTUS on Kavanagh: ""clearly too extreme for our nation. He won't be confirmed, Inshallah!"""
4496t3_9cx2ql,BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel announces he will not seek re-election
4497t3_9cx2kn,The Kneeling Sign Was Too Graphical To Show
4498t3_9cxwnv,Never Come Down (10 hour version)
4499t3_9cxw9f,Harry Reid! You da real MVP! Let’s show Harry some love for helping Judge Kavanaugh be confirmed via the nuclear option!
4500t3_9cxw6j,"Illegal immigrants use ""Motor Voter"" loophole to get on rolls, can’t be removed - still on the voter rolls! ILLEGALS are VOTING in North Carolina!"
4501t3_9cxw28,DACA recipients are white supremacy
4502t3_9cxw17,“Oh yeahhhh gimme more Big Daddy Mueller” - Democrats
4503t3_9cxvmf,"Just a picture of Kamala ""On her knees for a Senate seat, please"" Harris."
4504t3_9cxvbz,All I could hear while watching Sen. Amy Klobuchar at Judge Kavanaugh’s hearing.
4505t3_9cxvbu,MS13 Gang took turns 'hacking' man to death with machete: Houston
4506t3_9cxv1m,Colin cancer is no laughing matter
4507t3_9cxuqb,Breaking: Amount of Republicans Senators Increased By One
4508t3_9cxuid,"Ted Cruz: Lacking Substantive Criticism, Dems Resorting To Pounding The ..."
4509t3_9cxu7q,The real handmaidens tale is not Christian but Islamic.
4510t3_9cxu1c,Levi Strauss launches gun-control initiative: 'We simply cannot stand by silently'
4511t3_9cxu0f,WTF CNN!?!?
4512t3_9cxtui,What the radical left really wants...
4513t3_9cxtrr,"Listening to Alex, fuking hilarious!"
4514t3_9cxtmb,Donald Trump Jr.: Democrats' reaction to Mollie Tibbetts' death is heartless
4515t3_9cxtk9,"Mommy, Where Do Confirmation Protesters Come From?"
4516t3_9cxtjx,"Here's Chuck Woolery with the LEAST surprising part of your day. ""Linda Sarsour Arrested For Disorderly Conduct at Kavanaugh Confirmation Hearing"""
4517t3_9cxtg4,Candace Owens: Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearing is proof that the Democrats have spiraled into animalistic obstructionists
4518t3_9cxtex,Just a reminder that the parties switched ... but in 2016 the Ku Klux Klan supported Hillary Clinton.
4519t3_9cxtdn,"A trip down Confirmation Memory Lane: On October 15th, 1991 the democrats allowed the former leader of the KKK in West Virginia to give a speech opposing the confirmation of the 2nd black man to the Supreme Court. His tactic? Slanderous accusations of sexual harassment."
4520t3_9cxtcu,"Confirmed: Democrats Coordinated Their Temper Tantrum at Kavanaugh Hearing, Guess Who Led the Way"
4521t3_9cxt7x,Even governor Huckabee wants Sessions out
4522t3_9cxt3t,Headline News: The Dems’ Call To Delay Kavanaugh Hearing Is “A Lot Of Po...
4523t3_9cy5hh,Hillary setup her reelection HQ in my hometown.
4524t3_9cy5f5,"Sorry Pedes, I will do MAGA by buying more Nikes and then....hahahaha"
4525t3_9cy58t,SCOTUS protestors
4526t3_9cy56h,Short answer: hell-fucking-no
4527t3_9cy4zd,Meme
4528t3_9cy4wo,NOT a Supreme court Justice
4529t3_9cy4v2,Kavanaugh is 100% getting CONFIRMED and there is nothing they can do about it
4530t3_9cy4gd,U.S.-North Korea Stalemate Threatens Nuclear Disarmament Deal
4531t3_9cy4a3,"Been watching the re-run of John McCain funeral, Season 1."
4532t3_9cy44n,Rahm selecting his Democrat successor
4533t3_9cy426,"NBC FAKE NEWS, which is under intense scrutiny over their killing the Harvey Weinstein story, is now fumbling around making excuses for their probably highly unethical conduct. I have long criticized NBC and their journalistic standards-worse than even CNN. Look at their license?"
4534t3_9cy3ts,"A good problem to have: $75,000 a year with benefits; no college needed. Yet local employers can’t fill jobs"
4535t3_9cy3qi,JUST DON’T.
4536t3_9cy3fq,Let's put the spotlight on deserving individuals
4537t3_9cy3f3,What Section 702 NSA database material did Deep State show Chief Justice John Roberts to make him save ObamaCare in a last minute Hail Mary?
4538t3_9cy33o,Doing my part
4539t3_9cy2w1,Amazon Post concern trolling
4540t3_9cy2t1,Killary Twatter Spews the EXACT same talking points the Dems used today at Kavanaugh's hearing
4541t3_9cy2kx,Many Reports Back Up Blockbuster Brown University Study About Gender Dysphoria
4542t3_9cy2gv,"Inbound Cruz Missile: Devastating impact upon Whiskered Rats reeling from mighty combinations to the head & body! Pounding; Kamila's willing to put-out for power, think Willie Brown; Yuk!"
4543t3_9cy229,"Not one can cast the first Stone No not one, this man has done more for America than any other ... Without pay ... God Bless Donald Trump ..."
4544t3_9cy21o,Donaldmentary
4545t3_9cy1wq,Midday: 66-year-old man beaten to death in San Francisco’s Tenderloin
4546t3_9cy1un,I don’t even have words for how sad this attempt is.
4547t3_9cy1ny,Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel announced Tuesday he will not seek re-election for a third term in office. God saved Chicago! ������
4548t3_9cy39r,Help Request - preventing moisture from permeating through a ceiling mounted camera arm for my soon-to-be twin nephews
4549t3_9cyl8j,BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Court ruling from Hawaii
4550t3_9cyl6q,Chicago shootings put spotlight on Illinois gun laws
4551t3_9cyl1m,"Democrats Are Feigning Outrage That Kavanaugh Did Not Shake A Man's Hand. Meanwhile, Kavanaugh's Children Had To Be Rushed Out Of The Hearing Because Of The Democrats' Shameful Display."
4552t3_9cyks2,Remember when talent mattered in sports?
4553t3_9cykne,Gonna need a lot more buckets this week
4554t3_9cykma,Clintons Are Criminals
4555t3_9cyklj,"Kavanaugh Hearing: Sen. Ben Sasse takes ""self-neutered"" Congress to task for pawning off law-making responsibility to unaccountable bureaucrats ~ Drain the Alphabet ""Administrative State"" Swamp!"
4556t3_9cykl0,"Pelosi Focuses On Retaking The House, Dismisses Questions About Her Leadership : NPR - They're not sending their best!"
4557t3_9cykhg,"RELIGION OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN! Germany: Syrian Refugees Attack Nightclub, Beat Guests, Shout “Allahu Akbar!”; Chaotic scenes in Frankfurt as culprits scream “We are Arabs, we’ll kill you all!”"
4558t3_9cykfb,"Going to have to update this meme after today, another hallowed institution Merrick Garland won't be a part of!"
4559t3_9cykew,"Today, I redefined what a Liberal is. You should too!"
4560t3_9cykee,President Trump 3D art by Vimal kerketta
4561t3_9cykby,Jon Kyl filling John McCain's Senate seat draws reactions from lawmakers
4562t3_9cykas,MAGA: A rising tide lifts all boats
4563t3_9cyk0m,‘Out of Order’: Dems Stage Chaotic Protests at Kavanaugh Hearings; Demonstrators kick and scream to interrupt Supreme Court confirmation hearing
4564t3_9cyjvu,"MA primary today, get out there and vote!!!"
4565t3_9cyjuc,Outside of Kavanaugh’s hearing. FUCKING CREEPY MORONS
4566t3_9cyjqw,Governor Mike Huckabee With the Jokes! Hillary BTFO
4567t3_9cyjkz,"John Kerry on 2020: ""I doubt very much I'll be running for office again"" - As if you'd actually win in 2020!"
4568t3_9cyjk9,Victor Davis Hanson - Why Gen MacArthur Was Right About North Korea
4569t3_9cyjhb,Egyptian media: John McCain is real Supreme Guide of the Muslim Brotherhood
4570t3_9cyjed,"Following the announcement that he will not run for another term as Chicago mayor, Rahm Emanuel has begun the hunt for his Democrat successor."
4571t3_9cyir6,No more RINO's
4572t3_9cyiqt,"""YOUR MOTION IS DENIED!"" Senator Chuck Grassley OWNS Senator Blumenthal During Brett Kavanaugh Hearing Shuts Down His Vote To Stop The Confirmation Hearing"
4573t3_9cyijy,Jon Kyl to replace John McCain: 3 things to know about the former Arizona senator
4574t3_9czgwq,Just Do It.
4575t3_9czgro,Who wore it better?
4576t3_9czghn,Real life Al Bundy
4577t3_9czg4w,#Verifiedhate: This is what bias looks like.
4578t3_9czg48,"My bad, leftists do run from the cops."
4579t3_9czfu2,No more Pocahontas in the Senate
4580t3_9czfol,"Thanks to George Soros, ANTIFA has an A$$ Load of Cash"
4581t3_9czfoj,Owen Benjamin just had Minds.com CEO on his Youtube channel
4582t3_9czf6j,"CNN: Anonymous sources close to Buzz Aldrin's family, who are familiar with his way of thinking feel Aldrin is not really patriotic and wants to kneel for the flag but can't due to Trump's fascism."
4583t3_9czf5o,The left has completely lost it
4584t3_9czf0z,Guess who's setting up Trump's improving economy for a huge crash
4585t3_9czetr,"""I Call This The Hypocrisy Hearing"" Lindsey Graham DISMANTLES Every Democrat Argument About Brett Kavanaugh Points Out How Democrats Used Brett Kavanaugh's Decision To Not Indict Sitting Presidents During Bill Clinton's Impeachment Trial! BOOM!"
4586t3_9czerk,"""Judge, do those protesters got ya shook?"" ""KavaNAHHH!"""
4587t3_9czenj,Just to be clear
4588t3_9czej9,Vanity Fair Attacks ‘Jack Ryan’ For American Exceptionalism & ‘Toxic Male Entitlement’
4589t3_9czeh1,Kamala is a hypocrite....
4590t3_9czega,Relativism: Just Don't.
4591t3_9czee9,"Our ideas aren’t welcome? Let these shltheads starve, I’m not buying any of their dogshlt"
4592t3_9czed5,"Egyptian media: ""John McCain was the 'Godfather,' 'leader,' and 'real Supreme Guide' of the Muslim Brotherhood"""
4593t3_9czeb8,"The Democrats react ""Rationally"" during today's Senate hearings. MegaMix. A lesson in becoming Unhinged."
4594t3_9czdwk,Heroes vs Zeros
4595t3_9czdo2,"What's the matter, Dems? We don't want to ban abortions, we only want common sense abortion control!!"
4596t3_9czdj9,"I DELETED FACEBOOK A MONTH AGO AND MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER! GET WOKE, GO BROKE!!!!"
4597t3_9czddv,The decision for new workout gear has just been made so much easier!
4598t3_9czd3y,An example of the MSM's complete and utter 'neutrality' on this hearing.
4599t3_9cznlx,"The wife and I won’t put his name on the losing team, Doomfist considers himself a winner"
4600t3_9d0axy,"If Democrats Retake The House, The Same Folks Who Oversaw The Great Recession Will Be Back"
4601t3_9d0awd,TIL Google spent millions to defend child trafficking portal Backpage
4602t3_9d0au9,I knew it!
4603t3_9d0a3h,California Governor Jerry Brown’s Appalling Climate Mis-statements (Lies)
4604t3_9d09il,Meet the Kavanaughs!
4605t3_9d09ed,Where do they come up with this stuff? I dont think the understand how the Supreme Court works
4606t3_9d09di,Trump to Chair UN Security Council Meeting on Iran
4607t3_9d09bb,Just another image of someone willing to sacrice everything (our Constitutional Republic) for something he believes (Satan is Daddy)
4608t3_9d0942,Russia Says International Space Station Leak May Be Sabotage
4609t3_9d093a,Believe in something. [Kanye Version]
4610t3_9d08zo,Equal Responsibility!? FUCK THAT!
4611t3_9d08tj,A must read for the economically illiterate.
4612t3_9d07wj,"Sen. Ben Sasse calls out the Dems for being unhinged and pushing anti-Trump rhetoric on Kavanaugh, whom is perfectly qualified for SCOTUS"
4613t3_9d08ra,My girlfriend asked me about the deep state. You already know im feeding her some hard to swallow red pills. We’re gonna make a GEOTUS supporter out of her in no time
4614t3_9d08ng,KEK...
4615t3_9d08dd,Believe in something even if it means sacrificing everything.
4616t3_9d08aw,Well that sucks
4617t3_9d08al,Had a great day at New Balance! So professional. So American. MAGA
4618t3_9d089z,Pretty much
4619t3_9d0880,A reminder about two of those who spoke today against Judge Kavanaugh........... Blumenthal and Booker. see comments for additional link.
4620t3_9d083d,Judge Brett Kavanaugh Opening Statement -- FULL VIDEO -- (C-SPAN)
4621t3_9d0812,"Illegal alien driving drunk, killed couple, leaving 3 kids orphaned"
4622t3_9d07r5,Side of beef Anniversary edition
4623t3_9d07pi,"Schumer tells raucous crowd 'the sooner the better' on Trump impeachment, later claims he misheard the question"
4624t3_9d07f0,How to Give away your Nikes!
4625t3_9d0i0q,"""What did it cost?"" ""Everything..."""
4626t3_9d0hgf,"Shitpost, but true though"
4627t3_9d0hg7,"Statement from Secretary of Defense, James Mattis:"
4628t3_9d0hdj,Wife beater Eugene Gu gets BTFO... The left is f#cking insane.
4629t3_9d0gu2,Jack threatens to ban Trump from Twitter for using abusive language.... LOLLLLLLLLLLL
4630t3_9d0grk,"Roger Stone, former Trump adviser, denounces the late John McCain as treasonous, ‘epically corrupt’"
4631t3_9d0gqe,"In-N-Out boycott not happening, California Democrat now says after calling for boycott"
4632t3_9d0gfc,WATCH: Sen. Orrin Hatch Snaps at 'Loudmouth' Protester During Kavanaugh Hearing
4633t3_9d0g8y,Finally One Graphic Shows How Facebook Has Eliminated Conservative Content Since November 2016 Election (From Gateway Pundit)
4634t3_9d0g6m,"President Trump's job approval rating among Hispanics in Florida is at 54%, that's higher than his approval rating among white people - Quinnipiac"
4635t3_9d0g4p,South African Farmers being sold out to Chinese Mining Companies
4636t3_9d0g16,Apparently the one giving gets lower bail..... �
4637t3_9d0fzk,show respect for those who have died for you to have the freedoms you have toDay stand for those 2 minutes for those men who stood for you and died trying to better your life. I stand for my flag and National anthem because somewhere there’s a veteran who can’t.
4638t3_9d0fxc,"""I Call This The Hypocrisy Hearing"" Lindsey Graham DISMANTLES Every Democrat Over Brett Kavanaugh"
4639t3_9d0fwm,"My thoughts on today's hearing ""protests"""
4640t3_9d0fs9,"Woodward Messed With The Wrong Marine: MATTIS UNLOADS... Developing,.."
4641t3_9d0fqr,When you’re losing call your enemy names.
4642t3_9d0fhc,No brakes
4643t3_9d0f52,GREAT AGAIN: US Manufacturers Growing at ‘FASTEST PACE’ in 14 YEARS
4644t3_9d0eqw,Tommy Robinson wearing his dick hat. �
4645t3_9d0epo,"(Paid) Protesters Disrupt Kavanaugh Hearing, (Conspiring) Democrats Try to Delay"
4646t3_9d0eij,"Just drop shipped these to Chuck Schumer's office to pass out to his fellow democrats, they seem cranky"
4647t3_9d0ei3,The scene outside Judge Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearing this morning. #SCOTUS Bro these people are insane
4648t3_9d0ee8,"Senate Dems and Mitch McConnell on Senate floor during Kavanaugh Hearings, 2018, colorized"
4649t3_9d0e9q,Let’s do a twitter gif search......�
4650t3_9d0oym,Trump gave up the life of his dreams for this.
4651t3_9d0ov6,Racist Nazi judge does Nazi salute during confirmation hearings!
4652t3_9d0od2,"Roger Stone denounces the late Maverick as treasonous, 'epically corrupt'"
4653t3_9d0obf,TDS has turned Bob Woodward into Michael Wolff.
4654t3_9d0o4k,I did a thing
4655t3_9d0o3f,"The left’s arguments always leave out context. Moral relativism is all they have. There is no black or white with them, unless they can claim its racism."
4656t3_9d0o06,Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation hearings confirm Democratic cynicism
4657t3_9d0nx9,Jon Kyl Will Replace McCain In The Senate
4658t3_9d0nvk,Chuck Schumer Tips Hand On Impeachment: ‘The Sooner The Better’
4659t3_9d0nub,"Socialist State Senate Candidate, Julia Salazar, Partied With Russia-Funded Journalist"
4660t3_9d0nsf,Mueller to accept some written answers from Trump: NYT
4661t3_9d0nm4,Another ped was joking with me about how next milk will be racist. I said it is so ridiculous that I bet the left already thinks so. Here are my search results.
4662t3_9d0nk7,Liberals Accuse Woman Sitting Behind Kavanaugh Of Being A White Supremacist — She’s Actually A Hispanic Descendent Of Holocaust Survivors
4663t3_9d0n17,"IDGAF about the Laws. To my mind, the executive teams of the MSM and Social Media companies are CRIMINALS who belong in a Prison. Law be damned, along with this joke of an AG."
4664t3_9d0mo7,Voted today in Boston. I showed my ID and they told me I didn’t need to show it. �
4665t3_9d0mn8,Dianne Feinstein: More People Will Die in Mass Shootings if Brett Kavanaugh Gets Confirmed
4666t3_9d0mkz,Dick Durbin Admits: Democrats Plotted to Disrupt Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court Hearing
4667t3_9d0mf4,Debunked: Anti-Trump Parkland Dad Targets Brett Kavanaugh with Handshake Stunt
4668t3_9d0mej,"President Trump wins, Robert Mueller concedes to the power of the President, agrees to written responses on Russia, and does not pursue any questions on obstruction of justice."
4669t3_9d0m5q,"Levi Strauss Forms Gun-Control Group with Bloomberg, Pushes Employees to Donate"
4670t3_9d0m40,L.A. County District Attorney Won't Charge Kevin Spacey with Sex Crimes
4671t3_9d0lj2,Mueller will accept Trump's written answers to some Russia probe questions
4672t3_9d0lgd,We need a little comedy today after all the serious crap that went on. Please add pictures as you see fit.
4673t3_9d0lfa,#Breaking Alex Jones to make surprise appearance at Senate Intel Committee Hearings on Twitter and Facebook tomorrow
4674t3_9d0lax,The Best Thing From The Kavanaugh Hearings...
4675t3_9d0w16,Dick Durbin Admits: Democrats Plotted to Disrupt Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court Hearing
4676t3_9d0vzj,Never forget prophecy!
4677t3_9d0vz5,Owners do look like their pets
4678t3_9d0vss,Kek has spoken through the digits: Hillary's time has come
4679t3_9d0vps,Arizona Governor replaces John McCain with former Senator just in time for the vote to the Supreme Court.
4680t3_9d0vfp,"Left and Populist writers and husband of victimized wife go after Amy Siskind, etal.... for their insane ""White Power Symbol"" attacks today"
4681t3_9d0vew,Definitely not fire proof...
4682t3_9d0vax,GOP Nominee Josh Hawley Tied with Claire McCaskill in Senate Missouri Race
4683t3_9d0v8h,Has the guy who will replace John McCain said anything about Brett kavanaugh or neil gorsuch?
4684t3_9d0v1g,"Do you want to help Hillary fight sexism, racism, homophobia and islamophobia?"
4685t3_9d0uvg,"If Donald is in this board, he should consider revoking Google and Facebook's safe harbor status."
4686t3_9d0uq4,No Filibuster For You!! Suck It Dems!
4687t3_9d0upi,Something interesting for you guys to chew on
4688t3_9d0uno,"BREAKING: Mueller capitulates to President Trump, allowing written answers to questions.."
4689t3_9d0ukt,EXCLUSIVE: Trump Says ‘Conflicted’ Mueller Is Leading ‘An Illegal Investigation’
4690t3_9d0uis,Whose gender is it anyway
4691t3_9d0ufl,American Sniper Chris Kyle's widow BTFO Nikе
4692t3_9d0uej,Zina Bash hubby is not happy
4693t3_9d0uar,"Statement from White House @PressSec, Sarah Sanders: [The Woodward book is cheap propaganda]"
4694t3_9d0u5b,Schumer Plotted Kavanaugh Disruptions in Weekend Call – Including Execution of Mob Tactics
4695t3_9d0u1i,Ted Cruz: Kavanaugh Confirmation an Attempt to Re-Litigate 2016 Election
4696t3_9d0u18,Call-out to InfoWars
4697t3_9d0tzn,"Rules for thee, but not for me. Other subs get to actually bridge without np links, but we get accused of it all the time."
4698t3_9d0tz8,Just going to leave this here.
4699t3_9d0tm0,Woodward Looking to Become King of Fake News
4700t3_9d0mg1,LPT: Put a tennis ball between the wall and give discipline in private
4701t3_9d05la,"[Ethics] Ian Miles Cheong: ""Since January, the German Empire had won World War 2/Awesome"
4702t3_9d1msl,Picked up a funny shirt in Austin
4703t3_9d1mjh,Save this
4704t3_9d1mig,It's 2018 and the tolerant left is reaching out to patriots...
4705t3_9d1mav,I won copyright claim dispute against National Geographic. It took more than a week to get the decision...
4706t3_9d1maa,"The Daily Beast: ""Damn white supremacist groups and their... *shuffles deck* ...being comprised of and accepting of non-whites!"""
4707t3_9d1ma4,"Finance for Dummies. That’s nearly a $4 billion loss in market cap. Old, chubby Conservatives may not buy a lot of sneakers, but they sure AF buy and sell stocks."
4708t3_9d1m4d,Democrats Manufacture “Gun Control” Propaganda Moment During Kavanaugh Hearing…
4709t3_9d1m31,Just do it.
4710t3_9d1m2a,Who invited the weird creepy guy?
4711t3_9d1m0j,The facts trigger the left
4712t3_9d1m0i,FITTON:Not Intimidated: Leftists Violent and Desperate Efforts To Scare Senate From Confirming Kavanaugh Won't Work.
4713t3_9d1lxd,It's shit quality anyways and it looks like it was designed by a retarded hipster feminist extra terrestrial.
4714t3_9d1lk7,"Hi, I'm Bob Woodward. I have a rich imagination."
4715t3_9d1lcp,"Censoring opposition voices, openly calling for crimes against the opposition...I forget, what comes next in this story?"
4716t3_9d1kwn,"Alternative to Google for news.....""Searchconservative.com"" came across this the other day and hadn't seen it mentioned on here....worked really well for me. Filters out garbage like Huffington Post, Slate, and Vox"
4717t3_9d1k8h,I made this using a discord bot! Looks like Barron as commander in chief!
4718t3_9d1k4r,Seen on a pretty hardcore Democrat friend’s FB page. They’re redpilling themselves!
4719t3_9d1k00,Donald Trump is Winning the War on Fake News
4720t3_9d1jvh,"Pope Francis Likens Child Abuse Victims to a 'Pack of Wild Dogs - he said victims who make allegations against abusive priests ""seek only division and destruction"""
4721t3_9d1jjl,Based Newt Gingrich on Bob Woodward's new book
4722t3_9d1jg3,"BREAKING: Robert Mueller buckles to President Trump, agrees to accept written answers without personal interview - NYT"
4723t3_9d1jfe,Chicken Weirdness By Benjamin
4724t3_9d1jet,Northwestern doctoral student among 6 killed in Chicago weekend violence
4725t3_9d1jep,Just Do It.
4726t3_9d1jcg,"Black Trump Supporters debate White Liberal RNC Cleveland, OH - YouTube"
4727t3_9d1thb,Who would win?
4728t3_9d1tdu,Ouch.
4729t3_9d1tdm,Democrats Manufacture “Gun Control” Propaganda Moment During Kavanaugh Hearing…
4730t3_9d1tcu,Interview at Hearing with Three Doctors: We Witnessed Group Of Protesters Paid In Cash To Disrupt Brett Kavanaugh Hearing While In Line To Enter Building
4731t3_9d1tcc,"Media and Leftists Continually Accuse Trump of ""lying."" Yet every supposed lie (like being wire-tapped) turns out to be TRUE. Why isn't Politifact/Snopes UPDATING their pages?"
4732t3_9d1tbh,"Ayanna Pressley, Dem backed by Ocasio-Cortez, upsets Rep. Capuano in Massachusetts House primary"
4733t3_9d1tap,What is this? Some lady at the hearing flaunting a WHITE POWER gesture- WTF is going on in America.
4734t3_9d1t33,"FUCKERY IS AFOOT! The mid-terms are coming and this vote is CRITICAL! Use this online form to check if you are registered to vote and if you are not, register online, WE NEED YOU!"
4735t3_9d1t2s,The Mothers of Rinkeby. This is what Sweden looks like now
4736t3_9d1t1a,"Is it a sure thing that Trump shoved that guy at NATO to get to the front of the line? I'd only seen as a gif but the full video it looks like the other guys arm was around Trump, and no one reacts to him doing it. I dont think he did it lol which is actually kind of disappointing"
4737t3_9d1sy5,"Almost every issue can be traced to FAR LEFTIST POLICIES AND AGENDAS. They're pushing the gun violence narrative again and aren't even discussing the BIG PICTURE. We need our culture back, we need the American spirit back, we need to MAGA. Why is their so much DUMB SHIT GOING ON??...."
4738t3_9d1sty,Correcting the failures of our education syste
4739t3_9d1sst,I've worn lots of shoes...
4740t3_9d1sp4,"John F. Kennedy: ""We choose to go to the moon"" speech"
4741t3_9d1sop,DJT sacrificed a very comfortable lifestyle in order to MAGA. He is my hero.
4742t3_9d1snt,Go for it.
4743t3_9d1skc,Jim's real mad at Twitter
4744t3_9d1sgl,#JustDoIt
4745t3_9d1sdm,"President Trump responds to Jack Dorsey saying the President is ""not immune from being kicked off"" Twitter."
4746t3_9d1sau,He is exceptional Trump Supporter Whatever I saw
4747t3_9d1s96,I posted this Black #walkaway video when it had 441 views. After 15 minutes the video had 451. 15 minutes later (timeframe it renews) it had 452 views even though my post was still getting views and upvotes. 5 hours later views are at back to 441. Then 1 minute later 443.
4748t3_9d1s3o,Three Texas Doctors Interviewed While Outside Hearing And What They Witnessed In The Line To Get In: We Saw Protesters Paid In Cash To Disrupt Brett Kavanaugh Hearing.
4749t3_9d1rwv,Chuck Schumer on Impeaching Trump: 'The Sooner the Better'
4750t3_9d1rsi,IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
4751t3_9d1rni,"Democrats Manufacture “Gun Control” Propaganda Moment During Kavanaugh Hearing when a man named Fred Guttenberg was staged by Senator Dianne Feinstein, to shake the hand of Judge Kavanaugh during one of the recess breaks"
4752t3_9d202b,"Sometimes you gotta roadhouse kick a puppet, just hoping they'll notice they're spinning on their strings."
4753t3_9d2018,"According to Chuck Todd, these are exploited ‘older white people’. Looks a bunch of patriots to me."
4754t3_9d2011,When you get 100% of the illegal alien vote and 100% of the deceased persons vote but still end up losing the election
4755t3_9d1zkb,Let your friends in Maine know:boycott Glenburn Gardens!
4756t3_9d1zc2,They don't even know the most basic information
4757t3_9d1yyp,Maryland crab restaurant hits back at PETA's billboard with its own
4758t3_9d1yhw,NBC uses 'anonymous sources' to try and bring down our president but when it come to one of their own..
4759t3_9d1yds,The Democrats Are Crazy
4760t3_9d1ycz,"Identity politics at its finest. ""BLACK WOMAN BEATS WHITE GUY""."
4761t3_9d1xyf,Twitter says Trump not immune from getting kicked off
4762t3_9d1xyb,Me visiting /r/redacted today
4763t3_9d1xy8,Oh bill.....
4764t3_9d1xik,"The Woodward book has already been refuted and discredited by General (Secretary of Defense) James Mattis and General (Chief of Staff) John Kelly. Their quotes were made up frauds, a con on the public. Likewise other stories and quotes. Woodward is a Dem operative? Notice timing?"
4765t3_9d1xbm,RINOS and Dems at the McCain Funeral
4766t3_9d1x1t,Underreported: How Building a Border Wall Changed San Diego | The Daily Signal
4767t3_9d1x0k,"Media, Kamala Harris Try to Politicize Brett Kavanaugh Not Knowing Who Parkland Father Was (Demons)"
4768t3_9d1ww2,"EXCLUSIVE: Trump Prepped Lawsuit Against NBC Over ‘Access Hollywood’ Tape, then Won the Election."
4769t3_9d1whj,EXCLUSIVE: Trump Says ‘Conflicted’ Mueller Is Leading ‘An Illegal Investigation’
4770t3_9d1vvu,They have to ruin #EVERYTHING!
4771t3_9d1vtc,Kavanaugh hearing Day 2.....
4772t3_9d1vkx,Fixed it
4773t3_9d1vea,It means absolutely nothing if he did or didn't but I dont think Trump shoved that guy at NATO to get to the front of the line. Crazy how I can miss something for two years simply because I was told what happened before I ever watched it
4774t3_9d1v36,The libs today. So low energy. SAD.
4775t3_9d1v11,NSFW Oh my...�
4776t3_9d1uw9,Found Another One �
4777t3_9d26wn,Michael Capuano Loses Primary to Ocasio-Cortez-Backed Ayanna Pressley
4778t3_9d26tp,Desperate Progressives Smear Kavanaugh Aide as White Supremacist
4779t3_9d26to,Today’s Democratic Party... just another dog and pony show .... “another governance by stunt”
4780t3_9d26qu,FREEBIE--> L.A. County District Attorney Won't Charge Kevin Spacey with Sex Crimes <--- lecherous filthy hollyweird
4781t3_9d26fe,Schumer on Videotape: Dems Will Impeach Donald Trump ‘The Sooner the Better’…
4782t3_9d26ed,DNC's Criminal paymasters PAID FOR PROTESTERS at SCOTUS HEARING:
4783t3_9d2689,Sasse with the Sass: He perfectly describes what is happening with our government at Kavanaugh's hearing.
4784t3_9d265k,Red State Democrat Senators Silent on Obstructionist Tactics at Kavanaugh Hearing
4785t3_9d25zn,This guy is full of it.
4786t3_9d25te,"Facebook, Twitter face congressional hearings on political bias, fake news - expected to face tough questioning on allegations that the social platforms have suppressed conservative voices and shadowbanning Republicans"
4787t3_9d25ow,"Et me, buddy"
4788t3_9d25ma,Secretary Mattis Nukes Woodward Allegations — ‘While I Generally Enjoy Reading Fiction’
4789t3_9d25dk,"“Trudeau, fast becoming Canada’s Idi Amin, might have you arrested if you depart from his policies”"
4790t3_9d25di,Never Trumpers wives book club meeting at a Trump MAGA voters house.
4791t3_9d25cx,Let’s see what happens here...
4792t3_9d257v,The real face of change in America ��
4793t3_9d255b,�
4794t3_9d252y,[Graphic] ILLEGAL ALIEN shoots cop in the arm after driving down the wrong side of the highway. Cop is okay; suspect is dead. BUILD. THAT. WALL.
4795t3_9d24qr,What is going on over on the left!? Another progressive lol. Pressley takes down 10 term incumbent Dem Capuano in Massachusetts primary
4796t3_9d24qd,Jim Mattis Calls Woodward Book 'Fiction': 'Product of Someone's Rich Imagination'
4797t3_9d24ol,Objective PROOF that Google is biased (and if you disagree you can move to Somalia)
4798t3_9d24l5,Believe in Something.
4799t3_9d24im,Truth factor- �
4800t3_9d24h7,Senator Ben Sasse [NE] slays at the Kavanaugh hearing. (5:01-5:17)
4801t3_9d24g6,"Google, Twitter, Facebook, Apple slapped with class-action lawsuit over conservative censorship"
4802t3_9d2en0,Thanks for the first day
4803t3_9d2wq2,Can we go down low..
4804t3_9d2wgr,"A Black Woman on Cultural ""Appropriation"" [Video]"
4805t3_9d2w2m,The Happiest Man in America
4806t3_9d2w1q,Trump's lawyers just released the text of GEOTUS's statement to the Mueller investigation!
4807t3_9d2w1e,The Social Justice Left Is On A Mission To Kill Comedy
4808t3_9d2vgo,"The left's new bogus charge, talking trash about Mueller's investigation is obstruction of justice."
4809t3_9d2v8d,"It's midnight E.T. and there are 14,868 users here now. Where is the LNC thread? We're waiting for youuuuuuu."
4810t3_9d2v7q,Chuck Grassley Calmly Slays Charging Farm Animals At Kavanaugh Hearing
4811t3_9d2v3z,1 Yet another Socialist upset for the dems.....YIPPIE!!!!
4812t3_9d2uzw,Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel drops bid for third term in shock move raising speculation he will launch a bid for 2020 Democratic nomination
4813t3_9d2uym,A round of applause to this man.
4814t3_9d2upn,Just a reminder that 97.8% of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones
4815t3_9d2uk8,Trump delivers prophetic warning to Christian leaders
4816t3_9d2u7s,Just noticed this. Nice.
4817t3_9d2u4w,Mike Huckabee trolls the fuck out of Hillary! ��
4818t3_9d2tx6,Jim Mattis Calls Woodward Book 'Fiction': 'Product of Someone's Rich Imagination' http://bit.ly/2NgtHxC via @BreitbartNews
4819t3_9d2tue,From r/AccidentalRenaissance. Every sub has become a war now that Kavanaugh here.
4820t3_9d2tri,Investigation: Potentially 39M Cases of Identity Theft by Illegal Aliens in Four Years
4821t3_9d2tly,White supremacy...white supremacy everywhere!
4822t3_9d2tir,"MH370 plane spotted in Cambodian jungle on Google Maps, man claims"
4823t3_9d2t49,Kavanaugh's 10 & 13 year old daughters were escorted out by armed guards today because the Democrats were behaving like animals. If we've learned anything you can't leave your kids around Democrats. Pedos that also embrace islam: the official religion of pedophilia.
4824t3_9d2t1u,EPIC FREE SPEECH WALL
4825t3_9d2srw,“Secretary Mattis Nukes Woodward Allegations”
4826t3_9d2spn,"Democratic Party Flies Apart Today, Trump wins BIG"
4827t3_9d2tvm,"Best Buy will cease selling CDs later this year, Metallica has 5 of the Conchords - Robots Vs"
4828t3_9d3788,"Michael Capuano Loses Primary to Ocasio-Cortez-Backed Ayanna Pressley (More Commies Winning, Not Good)"
4829t3_9d377z,Goodnight Pedes.
4830t3_9d377c,Report: Mueller WILL Accept Written Answers From Trump On Key Questions
4831t3_9d36yq,LEVI JEANS HAS CUCKED TO SJWs! THEY WANT GUN CONTROL! GONNA BE A LOT OF PISSED OFF COWBOYS BURNING DENIM TONIGHT LADS!
4832t3_9d36ol,GOOGLE execs no-show congressional hearing...
4833t3_9d36lf,Do it @jack - kick him off and watch your platform disappear. You should totally do it!
4834t3_9d36jg,"Six times Bob Woodward was caught LYING... Remember, infowars was right, there is a war in for our minds..."
4835t3_9d36iz,"Just another week, in the life, of a self-deluding, miserable leftist shill, of the rancid sort that live on top of ""NEW""."
4836t3_9d36f5,Just chew it
4837t3_9d3635,"'Despite a booming economy and a record-low unemployment rate nationally, at least one state has been working overtime to ensure its work-capable food stamp recipients don’t have to work.'"
4838t3_9d35yl,Comparing People To Hitler For Supporting Donald Trump Is Now A Democrat Staple
4839t3_9d35rc,Perhaps Ms. Harris should call up Stormy Daniels and ask for some advice on how to take it up the back hole. Might help out with her performance at Kavanaugh hearings today.
4840t3_9d35ni,Socialist State Senate Candidate Partied With Russia-Funded Journalist
4841t3_9d35la,Ted Cruz is Savage
4842t3_9d35f8,CA Gov. Candidate 'Fossil Fuel Gavin Newsom' ain't so Green! Owes His Political Career to Getty Oil
4843t3_9d35ev,"WE HAVE A WINNER, FOLKS"
4844t3_9d351m,For the downvote brigade’s late night crew... STILL NOT TIRED!
4845t3_9d340f,"""The threat to [American] men's lives had him in a rage. A leader such as that would command fanatic loyalty. He would be difficult to defeat."""
4846t3_9d33h9,The Kingmaker: Trump Reveals How He Picks Who To Endorse
4847t3_9d33f5,When You Can't Go Any Lower - GO DEMOCRAT !!! If their actions surprise you remember these are the same people that will politicize EVEN A FUNERAL !!! #SickLeft .
4848t3_9d3366,A picture is worth a thousand words. Want to spread it? Took Adam Schindler pics and made a travel-size graphic.
4849t3_9d32yr,"Levi Strauss Announces Massive Gun Control Campaign, Turns Employees into Political Activists -- Is This 'DUMB BUSINESS MOVE WEEK?'"
4850t3_9d32yn,"It's a contagious mental disorder called ""rapid-onset gender dysphoria."""
4851t3_9d32qt,MEME WAR 2: Pepe isn’t asking...
4852t3_9d32qa,Best One Yet.
4853t3_9d3dcq,MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN-N-OUT BURGER
4854t3_9d3d7c,A Day as a Donald Trump Supporter
4855t3_9d3d3w,Picture of player giving white supremacist signal is enough to disqualify the Celtics from ever playing again in the NBA.
4856t3_9d3bj6,"We need a Democrat Deportation plan. Build an island in the ocean, deport Democrats there so they can remake a society based on equality. After the majority starve to death, let the ones still alive do a tour of duty in the military to become American citizens again."
4857t3_9d3azn,A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM DJT TO RBG's REPLACEMENT
4858t3_9d3ami,"BIG success for Obama's own Rahm Emanuel...just a few stats to chew on. In the 7+ years he has been Chicago's Mayor, over 20,000 have been shot, & about 4,000 have been killed. And they still want you to trust them..."
4859t3_9d39uq,Democrats Manufacture “Gun Control” Propaganda Moment During Kavanaugh Hearing
4860t3_9d39li,Oh well that makes all the sense.
4861t3_9d38zo,What Do Dutch Prisons Show Us About American Political Corruption?
4862t3_9d38vw,What the Kavanaugh Hearings today reminded me of.
4863t3_9d38uk,Do you love screeching & yelling? Do you also love dark money? You'll LOVE our new Kavanaugh Activist opportunities! #ActivismAtWork
4864t3_9d38o8,"""A Judge must be independent and must interpret the law, not make the law"". - Judge Brett Kavanaugh"
4865t3_9d3j53,NONE OF THEM. Legacy = ERASED.
4866t3_9d3ihr,Wearing #1 for the WASHINGTON ESTABLISHMENT today is 70 year-old Hillary Clinton.
4867t3_9d3i79,When you hear about Kavanaugh and Parkland victim's father.
4868t3_9d3htc,Smoking Gun Memo Lays Out Left’s Assault on Conservatives!!!
4869t3_9d3hoo,Leftist/Academia Venn of Dysfunction
4870t3_9d3h5c,Man I tried to think of a good title for this but the picture really speaks for itself.
4871t3_9d3h0w,"Apparently Obama is a racist, too."
4872t3_9d3gzn,America's Elite Universities Are Censoring Themselves on China - MAGA at RISK
4873t3_9d3gs0,"Well this site incorrectly says you'll find Nazi's on T_D, it has a made up version of TDS called ODS (yes it's what you think it is), and the incorrect definition of ""cuckservative"" but other than that....."
4874t3_9d3gp5,Tonights archives are called Oldies but goodies. Rush Limbaugh smackdown from 2010.
4875t3_9d3gk0,"Clarence Thomas Supreme Court Nomination Hearings. Reminder of how brutal Democrats can be towards anyone, even objective judges, if they see them as a threat towards their ideology."
4876t3_9d3gak,"The number one way to turn someone into an extremist, is by calling every moderate position extreme. I am tired of the media referring to everyone that is even slightly right of center as ""Far"" or ""Extreme"". While refusing to use the same labels for groups like Antifa that are openly communist."
4877t3_9d3g53,Literally
4878t3_9d3fjo,Read the Confidential David Brock - George Soros Memo Outlining Plans to Attack Trump and Censor Conservatives
4879t3_9d3f5d,Soros' Role in Social Media Censorship Revealed in Leaked Document
4880t3_9d3ew5,“We are all free men and women act like it”. -Mark Levin
4881t3_9d3e9s,Protector of the Realm - Don't fucking kid yourself.
4882t3_9d3dwo,Leaked Confidential Memo Outlines Brock-Soros Plan to Destroy President Trump
4883t3_9d3dpk,Merkel calls concerned German citizens in Chemnitz 'neo-Nazis'
4884t3_9d3nxi,Corbyn tried in vain to give Labour the okay to say Israel's existence is racist
4885t3_9d3npi,Far left program to censor meda
4886t3_9d3nir,Sweden's Anti-Immigration Party Set For Record Wins As Election Days Away
4887t3_9d3m72,ARE BELONGS TO US
4888t3_9d3lm8,Dianne Feinstein Organized for Anti-Gun Activist To Disrupt Kavanaugh’s Confirmation Hearing & moron bragged he was going to cause a scene at hearing Beforehand .Feinstein Should Be Removed From Hearing And Fully Investigated .Turn Over All the Paper Work You Dried Up Corrupt Hag
4889t3_9d3lj1,Why do leftists think they are one SCOTUS pick away from eliminating guns from the country?
4890t3_9d3lbk,"Tucker Cries Foul On Dem Calls For ‘Civility’ And ‘Unity’ In Washington, Even As They Bring Chaos To Kavanaugh Hearings -- (But at least the hypocrisy is on full display)"
4891t3_9d3k80,Hillary Clinton championing racial equality and tax reform and improving the quality of the public school system and free college AFTER the 2016 election...
4892t3_9d3k2z,Just Eat It
4893t3_9d3jk2,TFW you're a liberal male and can’t find a place to park at Planned Parenthood.
4894t3_9d3jhb,Responsibility: Not Apologizing When You Succeed Or Complaining When You Fail - not fun read - do not read- not funny so avoid learning - DNC mandates no ed.... never ...
4895t3_9d3u2s,That moment when you realize your new Wi-Fi access point supports 16 SSIDs
4896t3_9d3tjk,I would love to see you morons spin this one
4897t3_9d3tdp,"Eventually, There Will Come A Day When Democrats Control The House Again. That’s Just Politics’ Pendulum Effect And Law Of Averages. But Not This Year. We Can’t Let This Demon Ever Reclaim The Speakership."
4898t3_9d3tc9,"What is best in life? To crush the cucks. To see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their wives' boyfriends."
4899t3_9d3t87,"If we had a civil war, would we really need to worry about 25 year olds? Liberals have the Internet, so they could shut that down. Who would fight this war against us, boys with sticks? Let’s go then. I’d rather go now then wait till these idiots vote in Louis Farrakhan. How much do we put up with?"
4900t3_9d3t3r,Sleepy Chuck Todd Badly Undermines Himself
4901t3_9d3syy,HUGE! Former Intelligence Community Officials speak out about Spygate
4902t3_9d3sl3,KNEEL
4903t3_9d3sjr,Redpill appears on r/showerthoughts!
4904t3_9d3sd0,Mexico economy minister eyes U.S.-Canada deal by Friday
4905t3_9d3ryd,Google algo thinks this is suitable autoplay material following carlson .... ���
4906t3_9d3r92,"Shocking memo reveals George Soros behind Google, Facebook censorship"
4907t3_9d3r69,THE SHOCKING SOROS ‘SPEECH CODE CARTEL’ MEMO | Headline of the Day
4908t3_9d3r2f,The left is afraid of his longevity and health.
4909t3_9d3r0q,The leftist's internet anti-free speech cartel
4910t3_9d3qus,FUCK OFF FRED! ( Nice try Feinstein Gun Grabbers )
4911t3_9d3qr8,When God made this thing he was drunk �
4912t3_9d3qr6,"The memetic counter-attack has begun, and Bob Woodward handed us the ammo. They're not just afraid... they're terrified."
4913t3_9d3qnc,Google-Facebook: The Speech Code Cartel - WND
4914t3_9d3qgp,Speech Code Cartel: 10 Examples Of Social Media Censorship
4915t3_9d3q9b,The shocking Soros ‘Speech Code Cartel’ memo - WND
4916t3_9d3q5d,"I know that everyone is talking about this Parkland dad, but can we please talk about Rosentein looking like a demon in the back?"
4917t3_9d3q2k,Flashback to when Justice Thomas destroyed Joe Biden!
4918t3_9d3xrl,What's the deal with the recent trend of adding yellow text to speech ive been seeing on r/android?
4919t3_9d49mo,Super Elite Squad : Activated
4920t3_9d49e8,More twisting quotes out of context to bash Trump
4921t3_9d48pq,German President frank walter steinmeier shares liberal demo with extremely left band in chemnitz
4922t3_9d48dc,The Modern Left in a Nutshell
4923t3_9d47dd,President Donald Trump - Eats Sub At Sandwich Shop in 2017
4924t3_9d477o,TFW you realize you will never overturn the 2nd Amendment
4925t3_9d46u2,It's Afraid
4926t3_9d46n6,Trump: Terrifying Democrats since 2016
4927t3_9d4654,Trump scares the shit out of the Fake News media
4928t3_9d45y6,"Studying politics is a conflict thing, but the most significant role of politics is to enhance student’s logical reasoning. Most of the students should be aware of politics because they are the next generation who are continuously building their nation. #Politics"
4929t3_9d45hr,"Domino77767 posted a SWEET AF pic of GEOTUS boarding Air Force One at Joint Base Andrews, July 27. I thought it was Sidebar Material!"
4930t3_9d44y3,Dem Leader Schumer Says He Wants Impeachment ASAP. We Need Backup Plan to Counter.
4931t3_9d44sa,That pile of cash is the Venezuelan equivalent of one US dollar. Behold the power of socialism.
4932t3_9d44ns,"Kavanaugh hearing a circus, reflected 'fear' from left"
4933t3_9d4434,Unpopular Shoe Company Rethinks Idea; Offers Air Kaeps!
4934t3_9d43rf,Democrats Fall Off The Deep End! by Dick Morris
4935t3_9d43lj,This Fake News is going around Facebook... clearly using a photoshopped image from WrestleMania.. I mean the ring rope is right there!
4936t3_9d40ze,Sacrifice everything!
4937t3_9d40vd,"To satisfy the race-baiting brain-dead libtards, this ASIAN mimicked Obama's cool hand sign to trigger libtards with #PostAWhitePowerHandGestureDay. Had to use Instagram filter to whiten by brown complexion a bit. Lolz."
4938t3_9d407g,BBC BIASED coverage of Trump UK visit. Warning OWEN JONES ALERT (VOMIT BAG ON STAND BY)
4939t3_9d3zjd,President Trump's phone call with fake journalist Bob Woodward about Woodward's then-upcoming book of imaginary bullshit and liberal fan-fiction [11:03] (Switch the speed to 1.5 to listen faster)
4940t3_9d3z5b,"ClearPoll just launched. Decentralized opinion poll network aiming to replace the fake news polls. Already a lot of interesting results, far different from media polls (search ""Trump"")."
4941t3_9d3yz1,This is the topic I hope crowder covers next time he visits a college.
4942t3_9d3ylc,Islamaphobes caught in the act!
4943t3_9d4egq,"Winning Incoming! Chinese media's changed tune: ""A string of recent indicators suggest China's economy faces increased downward pressure."""
4944t3_9d4dn6,Why the West Must End Democracy and Trump ascend to emperor.
4945t3_9d4bbl,My proof that a photo can make or break a story
4946t3_9d4aej,Believe in the boycott
4947t3_9d4aeb,Just do it.
4948t3_9d49yl,Cosplay is definitely going to prevent Kavanaugh's confirmation!
4949t3_9d4ae8,Amazing what a simple 2 button physics game in my closet and stumbled upon this
4950t3_9d4o03,Why political correctness causes sexual deviancy
4951t3_9d4nzp,"Two ""racial symbols"", both fake, one caused outrage and the other was praised. A telling contrast!"
4952t3_9d4nlz,"Migrant to Germany: ‘We Grab Your Women, You Can’t Do Anything’"
4953t3_9d4n03,Soros: Online Trump Supporters Will Be Entirely 'Silenced' By 2020
4954t3_9d4mj7,"Tyrone Recommends ""The Truth About Socialism for Smart Kids"""
4955t3_9d4lzx,CA Senate Bill bans civil immigration arrests in courthouses. Time for sleepy Sessions to arrest CA officials.
4956t3_9d4lq9,Donald and Melania Trump as newlyweds (2005 CNN Larry King Live full interview)
4957t3_9d4lks,Titter user asks Boston Celtics to be disqualified from all future NBA games after player uses double white power handsigns after scoring a hoop goal
4958t3_9d4ljm,Welcome to Francistan ! (explanation in comments)
4959t3_9d4lf6,Justin Trudeau: No trade deal with U.S that doesn't continue exemptions for Canada's cultural industries
4960t3_9d4kfe,Salvini to Human Traffickers:”The Party is Over”.
4961t3_9d4k0b,"Good movie about the destruction of American society. Weak men propagandized by whimpish ideas, is the motto of the villains who seem based but burn the American flag. These men are the alphas who terrorize the villages. There’s even a cuck in it who worships his wife after Fing Costner for a baby."
4962t3_9d4jnp,"Trump could end up replacing 3, even 4, Supreme Court justices in his first term (two down, one or two more to go, whos' next?)"
4963t3_9d4iym,German police drop case of 10yo Afghan boy who raped classmate
4964t3_9d4igy,Canadian economy can't survive well without a US deal: Wilbur Ross
4965t3_9d4h1r,"I know a lot of us on this sub already gave up on the nfl but with opening week approaching remember.....you stop watching the nfl and they will be forced to act. STOP WATCHING for these weak, scared, spineless owners and execs to get the message. DO NOT WATCH OPENING WEEKEND!!!"
4966t3_9d4g1a,5 Takeaways From Bob Woodward's Book on the Trump White House
4967t3_9d4fsb,"Amy Klobuchar Up For Re-election in November, Vote her out Minnesota"
4968t3_9d4flq,"Sen. Grassley: ""You are taking advantage of my decency and integrity."" (C-SPAN)"
4969t3_9d4fhg,Pretty much.
4970t3_9d4fcm,"""Asian"" gang........ sure, look at the names"
4971t3_9d4eyv,"""A Seven Nation Army"" - Christianity ~ Historical Music-Video"
4972t3_9d4tfw,Because it’s 5:30AM TST and you’re on T_D
4973t3_9d4tb4,Shots Fired! Trump's DOJ investigating FBI's handling of sexual-abuse allegations against former U.S. gymnastic national-team doctor Larry Nassar following accusations that agents failed to respond to claims made by gymnasts in 2015. Here we go! Popcorn?
4974t3_9d4s8c,BUSTED- MSNBC Host Smears Trump Supporters Who Correctly Debunk Her Claims
4975t3_9d4rz3,A Magic World Where Black People Can be White Supremacists (The Totally Insane Left by Tim Pool)
4976t3_9d4rta,"This song was written about the Bush-era White House Press Corps, but I feel it’s appropriate in the current climate."
4977t3_9d4rqw,Leftist protestors be like: “I don’t know what we are yelling about!”
4978t3_9d4rhc,When was the last time you saw a Dem leader even pretend to argue that their party has a better plan with better smarter ideas?
4979t3_9d4r5u,Tell me again about sacrifice.
4980t3_9d4qw0,Reading Comments from Peaceful Muslims
4981t3_9d4qqf,"Liberal porn fantasy ""Handmaid's Tale"" image used by Google News for Kavanaugh Hearings"
4982t3_9d4qiw,German citizens bust the lying press - YouTube
4983t3_9d4pu8,What a difference 8 years make! �
4984t3_9d4p5w,What Donald Trump Really Said At NATO | The Imitation Game
4985t3_9d4z1m,Snow cake from bottom of the guitar vibrate when the board hit the stove
4986t3_9d4mol,Good boy gets to have tippytaps for the PS2 more than any flag kneeling bitch
4987t3_9d54u9,Wall just got ten feet taller - illegal strangled two dogs tracking their group that had just crossed the border
4988t3_9d54rd,Another blow to establishment democrats
4989t3_9d54d9,Special Delivery for the Kavanaugh Hearing
4990t3_9d547t,Basically What Happened In The Kavanaugh Hearing
4991t3_9d541i,McCain & The Democrats: 2008 & 2018
4992t3_9d53cn,#NIKEBoycott
4993t3_9d533y,Not everyone who hates Trump is against America but everyone who hates America is against Trump.
4994t3_9d52ws,Just Do It
4995t3_9d52ig,Was it worth it?
4996t3_9d526h,“Rinsed Penis” calls Trumps bedroom the “Devil’s Workshop”.
4997t3_9d523s,"The Nuclear Option: McCain Funeral, Kavanaugh Hearings Prove No Low Is Too Low for DC Swamp | Breitbart"
4998t3_9d50k5,WHO COULD'VE PREDICTED THIS!
4999t3_9d50d6,This is a must-read book if you wish to understand the liberal left.
5000t3_9d500d,Crimes committed by illegal immigrants should be public information everywhere like in Texas. More illegal aliens were arrested for homicide in the past 7 years in a single state than deaths by mass shooting in the other 49 states combined!
5001t3_9d4yoy,"DEMOCRATS, YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT!"
5002t3_9d4y95,Justin Trudeau: No Trade Deal With U.S. That “Doesn’t Continue Exemptions for Canada’s Cultural Industries”…
5003t3_9d4xyp,"Defenders of the Crown. Since some are posting music videos, maybe you'll enjoy this one."
5004t3_9d4xt9,"It's Trump's money and giving away 10K to charity is still a lot, regardless of how wealthy he is."
5005t3_9d4xm5,"Trump and Mattis, a day out."
5006t3_9d4xee,‘There Are No Tints On The Window’: Miami Beach Police After Two Priests Caught Performing Sex Act In Car
5007t3_9d4vno,Unbelievable. Spacey wont face sex assault charges
5008t3_9d4uum,"Slime Ball Tactic of the Week-Ted Cruz: Dems Delaying Kavanaugh Confirmation Because They Want to 'Re-Litigate' 2016 Election. Their demands will be ""impossible to meet."" It is simply an attempt to ""distract and delay"" his confirmation. Can Kavanaugh make democrats unconstitutional?"
5009t3_9d4u0p,You just gotta believe folks!
5010t3_9d4tzk,"Time to play Guess the Court: Cities can't prosecute homeless for sleeping on streets: federal court rules. because it amounts to cruel and unusual punishment, which is unconstitutional. It comes under the shoot up and shit clause"
5011t3_9d5h1a,"As Trump postures, a national nuclear abolition campaign moves forward"
5012t3_9d5gvz,Hey lefties... You're living in a fake scripted reality.
5013t3_9d5g9x,PAID protesters at Kavanaugh hearing....DEMS ARE SCUM.
5014t3_9d5g69,Old stock Canadians see this sign and begin to cry.
5015t3_9d5ffa,Kevin's Corner - Trump beating CNN into Submission
5016t3_9d5e85,Mueller will accept Trump's written responses as first step: A.M. News Links
5017t3_9d5c8w,Parents charged after son dies during month of fasting to get 'blessing from God' : They sure make a point to say it was a religious practice without actually saying what religion.
5018t3_9d5bfh,PROOF that Kavanaugh protesters were paid
5019t3_9d5asb,Dick Durbin Admits: Democrats Plotted to Disrupt Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court Hearing
5020t3_9d5alb,"Google, Twitter, Facebook, Apple slapped with class-action lawsuit over conservative censorship"
5021t3_9d597e,"""Keep America Great"" - #MAGA"
5022t3_9d585p,Levi Strauss Launches Million Dollar Gun Control Campaign
5023t3_9d583j,Sen. Ben Sasse unloads on Congress at Kavanaugh hearing
5024t3_9d57i8,The garbage train continues.
5025t3_9d56ec,Authorized and reauthorized 4 times without indication the phony Steele dossier was an unverified campaign document paid for by DNC and Hilary. You have obstruction and perjury and a lot of defendants Hillary Comey Ohr etc. Appoint a Special Council.
5026t3_9d55iz,Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
5027t3_9d5mvt,Trump’s silence about post-office report suggests his pricing claims proved false
5028t3_9d5mow,The only Parkland father I support. #FixIt
5029t3_9d5mge,"ADL: ""Love is Racist"""
5030t3_9d5mdl,Levi's is pushing for gun control? Very iconic.
5031t3_9d5m4d,In your great country for a holiday
5032t3_9d5m40,GH Capital's Going Public Process Advisory Division Signs Agreement with Casual Card International
5033t3_9d5lco,Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.
5034t3_9d5l6m,Car Salesman: *slaps roof of Guantanamo Bay*
5035t3_9d5ksk,Here’s a patriot for you! Here’s someone who cannot be silenced!! Globalists beware!!!
5036t3_9d5kr0,Watch Italy's deputy PM Matteo SALVINI welcomed like a star on a recent visit in Viterbo. Have you ever seen a politician loved like this?
5037t3_9d5kmf,@realDonaldTrump: “Secretary Mattis Nukes Woodward Allegations”
5038t3_9d5k2c,We go live to liberals at the Kavanaugh hearings
5039t3_9d5jzy,"Trump responds to Bob Woodward's claim he called Jeff Sessions a ""dumb Southerner"""
5040t3_9d5jzv,They've lost their minds
5041t3_9d5jw1,"“Deport Three In A Row, Go For One More! Go For It! Connect Wall!”"
5042t3_9d5jcd,Liberals vs. Americans: Boycott Edition
5043t3_9d5i8b,Abuse and inefficiency rampant within U.S. civil service
5044t3_9d5i6t,Half-Mexican half-Jewish woman with Holocaust surviving grandparents is accused of being a Nazi by authoritarian Leftist Twitter bots because her fingers formed the OK symbol as they rested on her arm at the Kavanugh hearing. Here's a shitty CBS article that at least includes the tweets.
5045t3_9d5i4s,The Young Turks Cancelling Shows and doing Mass Firings Due to Money Problems!
5046t3_9d5i4q,"With Jon Kyl, a ‘steady, respected hand’ back in the Senate, could Obamacare repeal and replace be back on the table?"
5047t3_9d5i41,"Proof the left can't meme. A cucks response to a tweet by our beloved, favorite president, Dr. Cowboy GEOTUS"
5048t3_9d5u1b,"Levi Strauss CEO: ""There are some people out there who should never have access to any weapons."""
5049t3_9d5u11,"I saw this on election day, it made me so happy :) MAGA"
5050t3_9d5ttd,"Allahu Akbar shouting refugees attack German nightclub: ‘We are Arabs, we’ll kill you all!’"
5051t3_9d5trj,"WE'RE BEING BRIGADED! Quick, post things that trigger libs!"
5052t3_9d5tns,"Google's pro-Muslim algorithms | ... now “Google’s first page results for searches of terms such as ‘jihad,’ ‘sharia’ and ‘taqiyya’ return mostly reputable explanations of Islamic concepts.”"
5053t3_9d5syt,I love this based song... Buddy Brown - Red Like Reagan
5054t3_9d5sn6,"Every Post With The Word ‘N1KE’ Is Being Shad0wBanned. We Are The Most Powerful Sub In The World, We Move Markets. They Are Scared. They Should Be. We Can Do Better Than $3 Per Share. That’s Only Like The Average 9 Year Old N1KE Worker’s Weekly Salary."
5055t3_9d5rzs,"Brigade us all you want, lefties. You’re still losing"
5056t3_9d5rky,Trump Celebrates Labor Day by Attacking Labor Leader
5057t3_9d5r3i,Just being Antifa
5058t3_9d5qox,Just triggering the brigadiers with a picture of an immigrant who loves America.
5059t3_9d5qlu,Trump goes Foghorn Leghorn on Jeff Sessions
5060t3_9d5qlh,Run Nigel run ‼️ �� Sadiq Khan 'has no plan' to fight crime in London
5061t3_9d5qkl,Why the Atlantic Hurricane Season Is Suddenly Heating Up
5062t3_9d5qgi,Elections have consequences
5063t3_9d5qgm,Liberal vs Conservative: Road Trip Edition
5064t3_9d5q73,"""I think it’s embarrassing for the country to allow protestors. You don’t even know what side the protestors are on.” - Trump, hopefully we can be the first modern democracy to outlaw protesting!"
5065t3_9d5pnj,"Isn’t it a shame that someone can write an article or book, totally make up stories and form a picture of a person that is literally the exact opposite of the fact, and get away with it without retribution or cost. Don’t know why Washington politicians don’t change libel laws?"
5066t3_9d5pfu,This what redit thinks of us.
5067t3_9d5oqc,Paid Protestors she me the money
5068t3_9d5o86,Socialist gun control is back in style.
5069t3_9d5o2t,"ASF female officer penalised for viral lip-syncing video, social media in uproar"
5070t3_9d5o21,"""What country is this?"" Please play the game, and have a fun guess, for what country is pictured here."
5071t3_9d5npf,"Social-Justice Indoctrination Saturation: Sports, Movies, Funerals, Comedy, Google, Twitter, YouTube"
5072t3_9d5nod,WAHHHHHHHHH IM GOING HOME �� idiots. �Democrats considered mass walkout from Kavanaugh hearing but settled on disruption: report
5073t3_9d5suj,I made in the Woods
5074t3_9d6afl,Day 2 of the way to play Mornington Crescent
5075t3_9d6mxu,LIVE: Alex Press Conference in DC
5076t3_9d6mx3,Protesters already being escorted out of day 2 of Judge Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearing
5077t3_9d6mvf,Just noticed a clever double-meaning in the lyrics
5078t3_9d6ms1,Top 6 A-10 Warthog Deadly Strikes...
5079t3_9d6m4d,"Ahead of the Mid-Terms, use the Donald Trump victory speech of 2016, to bolster yourselves."
5080t3_9d6lxw,Norm McDonald: Take my Wife...Please! Hilary Clinton Edition
5081t3_9d6lpv,KAVANAUGH PROTESTORS WERE CO-ORDINATED BY DEMOCRAT SENATORS AND PAID BY MYSTERY DONOR - A VIOLATION OF CAMPAIGN FINANCE LAW?**
5082t3_9d6lpd,Live: Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh Confirmation Hearing
5083t3_9d6lol,'Censoring' Fake News
5084t3_9d6lkh,Google Won't Tell Congress If It's Working With China on Censored Search Engine
5085t3_9d6kmx,Thomas Sowell- Hoover Institution
5086t3_9d6klb,University Encourages Adults to Report Butthurt
5087t3_9d6jyd,Alex Jones has a front row ticket to attend Congressional Censorship hearings with Jack Dorsey of Twitter
5088t3_9d6jwg,"Confirmation hearing for Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh, Day 2"
5089t3_9d6jtb,I can’t wait for the Pepe episode!
5090t3_9d6jl9,"FTC, states, target bogus veterans' charities in new crackdown: 'It's war profiteering'"
5091t3_9d6jgx,Levi Strauss Launches Million Dollar Gun Control Campaign #2A
5092t3_9d6j93,Declaration
5093t3_9d6izq,Гопник Трамп. Сговор!
5094t3_9d6ioi,Obama to Rally for California Democrats in 7 Key Races | The Democrats are throwing down the gauntlet attempting to protect their Super Majority in California. CAGOP <-- WEAK.
5095t3_9d6in7,3 Texas Doctors Saw Protesters at Kavanaugh Hearing Paid in Cash
5096t3_9d6ifl,Kavanaugh Demontrators Paid In Cash For Getting Thrown Out Of The Hearing!
5097t3_9d6ic1,Yep. Much better. High energy!
5098t3_9d6i6y,Confirmation hearing for Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh (Day 2)
5099t3_9d6v0i,Twitter says Buckwheat NOT immune for getting kicked off for white power sign.
5100t3_9d6uo8,Just Do It!
5101t3_9d6umr,CNN Kavanaugh Confirmation Hearing BREAKING: Is Zina Bash wearing 88 Earrings? Is she Goose Stepping? Is she growing a little mustache?
5102t3_9d6umo,The real reason behind the no handshake is revealed....
5103t3_9d6uie,C.C.C. (COOL CALM COLLECTED) KAVANAUGH’S KILLING IT SO FAR
5104t3_9d6uei,A message from the grave
5105t3_9d6uar,LOSERS ALERT! Right off the top - paid protesting begins #KavanaughHearing Day 2. Why don't they just turn off the cameras???? Problem solved!
5106t3_9d6u5u,A prayer request
5107t3_9d6u0m,"Facebook, Twitter and Google testify at the Senate Intelligence Committee (Just in case the protestors are too annoying)"
5108t3_9d6txs,FITTON: CLEAR THE ROOM. Senator Grassley needs to restore law and order to Kavanaugh hearing.
5109t3_9d6tx6,These protesters at the Kavanaugh hearing are totally organic.
5110t3_9d6tuf,"Boy oh boy, look at all those mosques in Silicon Valley"
5111t3_9d6tj5,"Man intentionally crashes truck into FOX 4 studios in Dallas, starts 'ranting,' station says. Cue the media claiming it happened because Trump is inciting violence against them in 3,2,1...."
5112t3_9d6th1,"Everyone remember when during the Draft Riots in New York, FAKE NEWS New York Times owned and used two Gatling Guns to defend from arsonist rioters. Never let them forget!"
5113t3_9d6tc5,WTF who is letting these people in Kavanaugh hearing? Sarsour was in there yesterday. Was there a question she was there to cause trouble?
5114t3_9d6t8p,Trade War Update: China To Suffer Greater Loss Of Income Than U.S.
5115t3_9d6t8i,Microsoft Azure suffers outage after cooling issue
5116t3_9d6t13,I'm pretty sure that what Kapernick does is illegal in most states....
5117t3_9d6sxh,Alex Jones Crashes Kavanaugh Senate Hearing!
5118t3_9d6suq,BOYCOTT ALERT - Levi's Strauss & Co. Just Announced They Will Donate Over US$1M to the Gun Control Cause
5119t3_9d6se4,"Why rush the book Bob? You had Trump on the phone and could have asked him anything. Oh... that's right, you're a hack and had to get your hit-job trash book out before midterms."
5120t3_9d6s9n,Trump Says Anti-Kavanaugh Protestors Are ‘An Embarrassment To The Country’
5121t3_9d6s9f,"Rick Scott and Bill Nelson in Dead Heat in Florida Senate Race at 47 Percent. FLORIDA must double-down and massively expand efforts to register MAGA voters and get everyone they know and don't know to show up to vote #2018 We are in a street brawl folks, fight back."
5122t3_9d6s8e,"Surprise, surprise…"
5123t3_9d6s6p,"Google, Twitter, Facebook, Apple slapped with class-action lawsuit over conservative censorship"
5124t3_9d73am,Watching these weasels get grilled
5125t3_9d733i,A public service announcement.
5126t3_9d731q,Infowars' Alex Jones speaks ahead of tech exec hearings
5127t3_9d730v,"LIVE NOW - Facebook, Twitter and Google at the Senate Intelligence Committee!!!"
5128t3_9d72x7,Lion Ted absolutely destroys the Dems on their Kavanaugh obstruction
5129t3_9d72n8,Secretary of Defense James Mattis' statement on Woodward's book
5130t3_9d72m8,"New GrrrGraphics! Jack Dorsey, ""I 'fully admit' our bias is 'more left-leaning'"""
5131t3_9d72ip,Chief of Staff John Kelly's statement on Woodward's book
5132t3_9d72b4,NBC orders Law & Order: Hate Crimes. Personally I can't wait for Dick Wolf's project after that.
5133t3_9d7299,Democratic Candidate for Florida Governor Andrew Gillum Opposes For-Profit Charter Schools. Which don't exist because they are illegal in Florida.
5134t3_9d723l,So let me get this straight: the Supreme Court's decisions are only legitimate as long as they agree with my personal politics?
5135t3_9d720g,One of my favorites from the campaign. Still holds true!
5136t3_9d71qc,Screaming and Whining Aren't Strategies
5137t3_9d71ny,Police arrest 70 at first day of Kavanaugh hearings
5138t3_9d71g9,Dad is here to explain law to the children!
5139t3_9d7191,Feinstein just said assault weapons have been used in hundreds of school shootings in recent history. Here are the numbers for 1982-2018
5140t3_9d70a8,Fixed
5141t3_9d709t,Thanks Harry!
5142t3_9d7043,It’s Come to This. US Attorney John Bash Defends His Wife For Unintentionally Flashing “Hateful Symbol” During Kavanaugh’s Hearing. Yes- He Bought Into 4 Chan’s Hoax and Called the Okay Sign a Hateful Symbol. Crazy
5143t3_9d6zug,"Chuck Grassley Opens Kavanaugh Hearing Blasting Democratic Disruptions, Gets Interrupted by protestors - Democrats have lost their minds on second day as well."
5144t3_9d6zpu,Trying to explain East Coast exaggeration to the rest of the country...
5145t3_9d6zim,"The Deep State per Star Trek TOS? ""The Day of the Dove"""
5146t3_9d6yvx,And I'm done with this brand!
5147t3_9d6you,"LIVE: Plane carrying dozens of sick passengers lands at JFK from Dubai ""Quarantined"""
5148t3_9d6yis,Looks like the Clinton body count is about to rise...
5149t3_9d6smx,Should I pay off bad bills in collections because I claimed my mom is currently in debt (student loans)
5150t3_9d7isr,This is funny.
5151t3_9d7i78,Catholic Nuns Buy Controlling Stocks in Gun Companies to Destroy Them
5152t3_9d7hkt,"Nothing to see here, just an activist collecting her pay"
5153t3_9d7hfe,Court Backtracks On Order Forcing Trump’s EPA To Enforce Obama-Era Rule
5154t3_9d7gvr,hey brigadeers!!
5155t3_9d7gt0,Some spicy new keks from r/USMC
5156t3_9d7ghg,Judging Brett Kavanaugh and the Supreme Court with John Yoo
5157t3_9d7gd2,Sen. Mark Warner of Virginia blasted Google for a response to lawmakers’ inquiries about its reported plans to launch a search engine in China that would comply with censorship laws. They were a no show today!
5158t3_9d7g69,When Biden teaches but you can't find any little girls.
5159t3_9d7g67,And this is why you don't want to live in Australia!
5160t3_9d7fu3,The best salt mining uses someones own words to drop red-pills while tearing their argument apart.
5161t3_9d7fl3,Kavanaugh is muh Hitler. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
5162t3_9d7fgz,Live: Facebook and Twitter Executives Testify on Russian Interference in U.S. Elections
5163t3_9d7fah,It's going to be hard going forward for Dems in the digital age when their tactics and hypocrisies are forever documented.
5164t3_9d7f68,ANOTHER FAKE TWITTER DOCTOR WITH A BLUE CHECK: OBAMA’S OKEE DOKE HAND GESTURE IS NOW USED BY COPS AND LAW CLERKS! THE HORROR!!!
5165t3_9d7er1,Ted Cruz destroys Democrats at the Kavanaugh hearing - Day 1- 09/04/18
5166t3_9d7elo,Hillary's Grant a Wish
5167t3_9d7e0c,A Big Club of Elitist Co-Conspirators: Not a dime's worth of difference between the lot; Uni-party! SES runs the US Gub'mint Not these Hivites! Grassley alone shines above the fog!
5168t3_9d7dxq,Being of service at jury duty part 2!
5169t3_9d7dws,Leftist fruitcake rams truck into Fox studio; rants about 'high treason'
5170t3_9d7doz,Swedish governing party threatens US with green trade war
5171t3_9d7d8b,Brett Kavanaugh Flusters Feinstein After He Says He Won't Restrict Semi-Automatic Weapons And Semi-Automatic Assault Rifles
5172t3_9d7d6s,"Democratic Public Service Announcement - If you are going to be F'ing around remember to always ""wrap that rascal!"""
5173t3_9d7d6a,"""Wait a sec, is this a repo-"" *Gets shot by Hilary Clinton's assassin*"
5174t3_9d7d63,"Crazy-Eyed Cortez Has Company: Another Long-Term ""Progressive"" White Guy Democrat Loses Primary Challenge To Unhinged Far-Left Challenger."
5175t3_9d7br1,When I see a Fifth Element GIF makes it to the voice of Bender
5176t3_9d818j,Do you think libs are regretting Hillary today?
5177t3_9d812j,JUTH DO IT!! �
5178t3_9d80r3,"This tells you everything you need to know about Woodward's latest book. It is a fascinating look at how to turn real news into fake news. If you are the subject of articles you might already know how this works. For the rest of you, this will be mind-blowing."
5179t3_9d80nq,Stossel: What Trump's Court Pick Means for Liberty
5180t3_9d9oi7,Did anyone else notice it looks like the media is trying to make up for dropping viewership of the cry babies in the NFL by lengthening College Football commercials?
5181t3_9d9ohx,"Leftist logic: “Trump won the election, but Hillary should get to share in picking the judges.”"
5182t3_9d9ogh,Today the Dept of Justice subpoenaed 15 million North Carolina Voter Records. Democrats should be shitting their pants right about now.
5183t3_9d9nya,Kavanaugh Confirmation: Paid Protestors
5184t3_9d9nal,Highlights: Alex Jones Vs. Big Tech Showdown
5185t3_9d9n9j,"The free-form slander of Fake News - I love Corsi. They could have used 'Author', eh? This is the war that must be won first, against an absolutely biased, and lying, media complex."
5186t3_9d9n7m,Best possible Democrat ticket for 2020!
5187t3_9d9n62,Even facebook turns up a nugget every now and then
5188t3_9d9myl,"Believe in Something, Even if it means Sacrificing everything"
5189t3_9d9mrp,"Kavanaugh Hearing Staged Protesting, How can you let someone into the hearing dressed as a Handmaid and NOT know that they'll start yelling?!"
5190t3_9d9moi,Jack Dorsey LIVE testifying with Mark Dice commentary.
5191t3_9d9mdo,MFW the left is reeeeing about Kavanaugh and I’m already thinking about Ginsburg.
5192t3_9d9met,MAGA!
5193t3_9d9ma1,GEOTUS
5194t3_9d9m8t,#JustDolt ...dolt is an idiot
5195t3_9d9m4l,"11 MS-13 gang members arrested in five brutal murders, two by machete, Texas cops say. Law enforcement officials told the station that about 500 MS-13 members reside in the Houston area. .THEY NEED TO : Designate it a terror group along with all other street gangs and unleash the Dogs of War."
5196t3_9d9m1y,So brave.....
5197t3_9d9lz6,What Would Tillman Do In Kaepernicks Shoes? He'd Switch to America Loving New Balance. You Know What to Do Pedes.
5198t3_9d9lc8,This protestor at the Kavanaugh hearing lmao
5199t3_9d9l6y,Kavanaugh Confirmation: 22 protesters arrested yesterday. O/U today is 25. Smart money raking it in on Overs!
5200t3_9d9l2y,Bill Burr about 2016 election in Conan
5201t3_9d9l0a,Another Democrat Falls to Leftist Resistance: Incumbent Rep ...
5202t3_9d9kzv,"How many lattes does this guy have a day, and does he use a butt plug?"
5203t3_9d9ky2,Based Merriam-Webster
5204t3_9d9ku7,"American college applicant questioned about following Alex Jones’ Twitter. Interview with Bradley Shear, the student's attorney."
5205t3_9d9y34,Flashback to that time Obama went on national TV and said his bad bowling game “was like the Special Olympics”
5206t3_9d9xyd,Just Like That
5207t3_9d9xtm,PSA: Make sure your voter registration is up-to-date!
5208t3_9d9xrx,Michael Moore makes a cameo in the new Dragon Quest game
5209t3_9d9xq1,Far-Left Progressive Ayanna Pressley Upsets 10-Term Massachusetts Dem in Primary
5210t3_9d9xfg,"Fake News purveyor Woodward: Trump wanted to assassinate Assad ������ Fake News before August 2018: Trump wants to ally with Assad and Russia to fight ISIS, but he’s going to end up empowering extremists and causing chaos in the ME"
5211t3_9d9xc9,Cher loses her mind!! ...r/politicalhumor pulled this down in less than a min. Figures.
5212t3_9d9xam,Info War: ‘Who are you man?’ Marco Rubio gets into heated exchange with interview-crashing Alex Jones “You're not going to get arrested. I'll take care of you myself.”
5213t3_9d9xa1,Just an Islam woman and her husband
5214t3_9d9x5m,REEEdacted THINKS A LITERAL WAR CRIMINAL IS BETTER THAN TRUMP
5215t3_9d9x1f,"I love when libs slip up like this: ""If you put yourself in the shoes of this young woman, carrying a child and making the decision to terminate—carrying a *fetus*, making the decision to terminate..."""
5216t3_9d9wpz,Humble water filter merchant crashes social media hearing
5217t3_9d9wg3,Recreation of Alex Jones encounter with lil Marco
5218t3_9d9w36,INFOWARS.COM
5219t3_9d9vxr,High T male = Streisand Effect
5220t3_9d9vto,Twitter shares down as much as 6% during CEO Jack Dorsey's Senate testimony
5221t3_9d9vqz,"El lamo excuso: Illegal alien charged in Iowa student's death was known by alias An immigration employment lawyer advising the farm, said that companies cannot discriminate against workers based on how they look or how their names sound."
5222t3_9d9vqn,"Kavanaugh Confirmation, Day 2: I predict the Dems are going to attack Judge Kavanaugh for his Jesuit Schooling next."
5223t3_9d9viq,Interviewing people at NARAL Pro Choice #StopKavanaugh Protest in NYC
5224t3_9d9vf6,"EVERY AMERICAN MUST LEARN THIS: ""NSA estimates that approximately 85 percent of those queries, representing [Redacted] queries conducted by approximately [Redacted] targeted offices, were not compliant with the applicable minimization procedures."" Your government is/was EVIL!!!"
5225t3_9d9vek,"After Posting Nude Photos, Lena Dunham Stars in Swimwear Campaign--- WARNING Have bleach available for your eyes after looking at link!"
5226t3_9d9vdr,Nigel Farage MEP Rants About The British Army Wearing EU Flag On Their Uniform
5227t3_9d9v4i,Believe in something. Even if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if
5228t3_9d9ur4,Spread it like fire
5229t3_9d9uo4,Swedish Doctor Fired After Posting Anti-Migrant Comments on Social Media
5230t3_9da7d7,Kek
5231t3_9da6y1,Like food...
5232t3_9da6vu,Chuck Todd Says “Fight Back” Against Fox News – Two Days Later Unstable Man Drives Truck into Fox News…
5233t3_9da6jp,It's funny how polls ran buy MSM companies differ from the polling firms so drastically
5234t3_9da68c,BUBBLE BOY
5235t3_9da64i,"""I'll tell you what I remember when she leaves..."" I don't think that's a ""she."" Xir looks defeated when he says it."
5236t3_9da64f,Hmmm
5237t3_9da64a,"It's OK, Dick. You'll get him next time...maybe Rep. Cohen will give you a Purple Heart, too..."
5238t3_9da5o1,"Wrap it up, guys. Drumpf is done this time!"
5239t3_9da5n7,"FLASHBACK: Buzzfeed's official public hiring guide: ""The final interview round should never just be several straight white men."""
5240t3_9da5mp,ULTRA RARE JACKED TRUMP PLZ NO STEAL
5241t3_9da5i8,Took people calling him a dickhead literally I see.
5242t3_9da5fm,Alex Jones Dropping Truth Bombs
5243t3_9da4wc,#Walkaway
5244t3_9da4px,Trump could soon declassify FISA Docs
5245t3_9da4o3,Hmmmm Do I dare day it's a political motivated attack
5246t3_9da4ik,"QUICK! Get the exclusive Marco Rubio tshirt... free shipping to USA, HI, AK, and Kekistan..."
5247t3_9da4h6,"Pedes, we have the best spokesman!"
5248t3_9da4cg,Oliver Darcy wasn't expecting Alex Jones to confront him in person. It was beautiful
5249t3_9da4b2,"Cuckbusters: starring GEOTUS, The tuck, and James Woods"
5250t3_9da44r,Pepe has infiltrated Congress!
5251t3_9da3y6,Top ten anime battles.
5252t3_9da3ex,Nigel Farage SLAMS Theresa May As Weak & Duplicitous
5253t3_9da3df,Alex Jones to Testify Before Congress Over Censorship? - Infowars
5254t3_9da34t,Just don’t
5255t3_9dagm0,"The NYT article from the anonymous ""senior official"" is filled calls against tribalism and puts John McCain out there as an exemplary figure who ""reached across the isle."" What's funny is that the Dems run exclusively on tribalism. Their guiding principle is divide and conquer."
5256t3_9dagjg,Let's all have a moment of silence
5257t3_9dagiz,"The Failing NYT just published an essay by a Deep State operative. Literally a guy within the Trump admin working against the President. As an unelected official, he is proud for undermining the ELECTED President. This traitor must be found and punished."
5258t3_9daggt,Woodward book timed to interfere with Kavanaugh hearings
5259t3_9dagfo,The good old days. When not everyone protested everything.
5260t3_9dagcd,Don’t you think calling a colored man “Shit Pie” trying to be clever is a bit racist?
5261t3_9dag6o,Muh 6 Million Doccuments
5262t3_9dag2l,"Laura Loomer protests at Tech Giants hearing, gets shouted down by auctioneer turned congressman Billy Long (R - Springfield MO)"
5263t3_9dafy4,NYT Prints Anonymous Op-Ed Confirming Deep State Coup Attempt Exists
5264t3_9dafwe,German do-gooder guaranteed 60 000 Euros for seven syrians
5265t3_9dafk6,"NYTimes claims to confirm this is a ""senior official in the Trump administration"" who is working to undermine the President's agenda. If that is true, an active & powerful Deep State is now Conspiracy Fact. If not, then Failing NYTimes is openly lying."
5266t3_9daf52,BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!
5267t3_9daexv,God Bless Alex Jones
5268t3_9daetr,There is an admitted TRAITOR inside the Trump Administration. Someone needs to get to the bottom of this ASAP!!!!!
5269t3_9daefq,Holy Shit! Brigades and bots downvoting me big fucking time!
5270t3_9dae7h,This campaign video is awesome and the fact that he doesn't like Trump makes it even better
5271t3_9dae48,Sweden's REAL Alternative. Holy shit listen to that bad ass speech. Timestamped for your convenience.
5272t3_9dae3m,Alex Jones Confronts Marco Rubio about Social Media Censorship - Rubio Claims He Has No Idea Who Jones Is
5273t3_9dadzq,Sen. Ben Sasse unloads on Congress at Kavanaugh hearing.
5274t3_9dadxg,LITERALLY TREASON -- Opinion | I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration…
5275t3_9dadtl,Trump now has a 49% chance to be impeached after Bob Woodward's book release
5276t3_9dad2x,White Liberals Are Going Extinct
5277t3_9dacvo,"“Silent Majority”, get in here and vote!! Link in comments"
5278t3_9dactl,Racist Failing NYT Doubles Down on “Anonymous” Sources
5279t3_9daco3,Tech Titans Plot Their Doomsday Escape to New Zealand Luxury ...
5280t3_9dapr2,The Tragic Transformation of Sweden
5281t3_9dappf,Police Escort Alex Jones Out Of Press Conference
5282t3_9dapm5,Believe in free speech!
5283t3_9dapkw,LET FREEDOM RING!
5284t3_9dapbr,@WhiteHouse: Several Democratic Senators want to suspend Judge Kavanaugh's confirmation hearing because they claim to need more information. Those same Senators had enough information to state their intent to vote against the Judge hours after his nominat
5285t3_9daord,China declares Islam an ‘incurable tumour’ and a ‘poisonous medicine’
5286t3_9daonz,"BUSTED: Rick Santorum Roasts CNN Reporter For Lying About SCOTUS ""Christian baker"" Case"
5287t3_9dao79,Trump Friend Mike Tyson DESTROYS Reporter!
5288t3_9danwt,"September 5, 2018: Ep. 800 The Entire Plot Exposed. Jeff Carlson’s piece addresses the deeply troubling revelation that Nellie Ohr was working for Fusion GPS as far back as 2015. We may have a very, very serious problem here."
5289t3_9danux,MAGA pepe
5290t3_9danq7,Diversity!
5291t3_9dank4,Hi I'm Billy Long The Fatass Retard (r) That Cut Off Laura Loomer at the Twitter Hearings
5292t3_9danjp,NYTimes Publishes Anonymous Letter Claiming to be From Trump Official! #MAGA #Trump2020
5293t3_9damri,Regressive Porn | Fantasies that Fuel Delusion
5294t3_9dampf,That hottie behind Kavanaugh
5295t3_9dam67,Alex Jones Is A NATIONAL TREASURE
5296t3_9dalzm,"Rep Jim Jordan Ohio weighing in on TWITTER hearing, and shadow banning of conservatives"
5297t3_9dalxo,"not the Onion....""Catholic Nuns Buy Controlling Stocks in Gun Companies"""
5298t3_9dallh,"Watch Live: Jack Dorsey, Twitter And The Death Of Free Speech"
5299t3_9dalex,Will this trigger libs?
5300t3_9daky4,2 Party system......eliminated.
5301t3_9dakug,"Chemnitz: German patriots carrying national flags vs. lefties with pride flags protesting for ""solidarity"" with migrants"
5302t3_9daktc,"Orrin Hatch, R-UT schooling the retarded DEMS with FACTS - mind you this feisty old guy is 84! (retiring end of this year)"
5303t3_9dak4j,Every March Every Protest Every Boycott Every Fake Book Every Awards Show Every Ad Campaign Every Senate Hearing Every Magazine Cover Every Day of Media Coverage Every Fake Mueller Bombshell Dems show how far Left they've gone. Average Americans see this... Trump gets STRONGER.
5304t3_9dak4f,"NYT just published this Op-Ed page written by an anonymous WH insider...""I work for the president but like-minded colleagues and I have vowed to thwart parts of his agenda and his worst inclinations"" (full article/archived)"
5305t3_9daz2e,RUBIO pretends he doesn't know about INFOWARS.COM and turns blind eye to conservative de-platforming in the United States. (turn volume up)
5306t3_9dayra,Bern the US flag
5307t3_9dayks,NY Times just back themselves into a corner. Either the Deep State is real or the failing NY Times is full of shit. Either way they just caught an L
5308t3_9dayiu,ANOTHER FAKE TWITTER DOCTOR WITH A BLUE CHECK WEIGHS IN: OBAMA’S OKEE DOKE HAND GESTURE IS NOW USED BY COPS AND LAW CLERKS! THE HORROR!
5309t3_9dayev,The Mueller Investigation must be imploding badly
5310t3_9day2o,"Putin comments migration in Europe: ""A migrant raped a child and was excused: 'he didn't speak the language well' How do you even explain it? A feeling of guilt before migrants? What's going on there? It's a result of dilution of national values and identity."""
5311t3_9daxv9,More people are taking Facebook breaks and deleting the app from their phones
5312t3_9daxv8,"Obama Threatens To Cancel Taxpayer-Funded Speech In Denmark If His Contract Is Released To The Public, AKA Barry continues to throw shade"
5313t3_9daxun,"Hey, Anonymous NYT Op Ed Author (If you even exist): Put up or shut up. If you don't want to MAGA, resign!"
5314t3_9daxpw,The face you make when no one believes your bullshit.
5315t3_9daxmy,Let the birage continue.
5316t3_9daxmn,Trump Accuses Social Media Companies Of Interfering On Hillary’s Behalf
5317t3_9daxl7,"With all these corporations getting involved in political matters, this site/app can provide information about their corporate stances. Take a look."
5318t3_9daxjf,Best line in Woodward’s POS book:
5319t3_9daxim,Brock's Chicom Nerd Virgins Are Brigading Again: Post Triggers - I rename this: By Our Powers Combined
5320t3_9daxbw,Latest video of democrats protesting against Kavanaugh
5321t3_9dax70,Id sell a kidney to watch these 2 fight
5322t3_9dax51,"""A Sitting President Can't Be Indicted"" Brett Kavanaugh SCHOOLS Democrat Senator Tells Him Justice Department Has Held This View For 45 Years"
5323t3_9dax3m,"Don't let this Ben ""Sass"" you. He's a stone cold cuck who hides his poison anti-Trump pills inside pleasant conservative rhetoric."
5324t3_9dawpf,FU Levi Straus! We have options to wear with our NB shoes 100% Made in The USA Jeans
5325t3_9dawp9,Based Aldrin Knows What's Up
5326t3_9dawiy,It's okay guys....we may not have been able to stop Kavanaugh....but I did just go downvote some posts on the T_D so yea.....Resist and what not
5327t3_9daw2y,Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Kaepernick is one of the best Quarterbacks in the league.
5328t3_9davzu,Alex Jones with the greatest press conference ever recorded in Congress! MSM was foaming at the mouth with his high level energy and super male vitality!!!
5329t3_9davf4,The Ad They Should Have Run.
5330t3_9db7pa,Hold the front line pedes...the war wages on
5331t3_9db7ol,NY Prosecutors charge man with child endangerment after he successfully defended his home and family from three robbers with his shotgun.
5332t3_9db7m4,James Woods is the BEST. Here he is dropping a Bernie Bomb
5333t3_9db7d9,Alex Jones unloads on CNN reporter who lobbied Big Tech to shut down Infowars
5334t3_9db779,National Association of Police: re: Nîkę
5335t3_9db72e,President Trump said Wednesday that he is ready to shut down the government if Democrats block spending on border security.
5336t3_9db6u2,"I tried to do my civil duty to stay informed and watch this, but @jack may just be the most boring man in America"
5337t3_9db6jo,Gun control to leftists is like powerful men she can fuck to Kamala Harris.
5338t3_9db6e5,Marco Rubio Plays Dumb on Censorship of Conservatives; But Rubio is also at risk of online censorship
5339t3_9db68q,Highlights: Alex Jones Vs. Big Tech Showdown; Compilation of explosive moments from Jones’ historic infiltration of DC swamp
5340t3_9db656,Campfire songs with uncle Raheem
5341t3_9db606,Policies have already made America safer and more prosperous!
5342t3_9db5yy,MAGA | Genius is patience.
5343t3_9db5w6,"A packet given to me by my teacher talking about “privilege” and “targeted groups”. This is the standard English class, and we are still getting propaganda shoved into our ears! Teachers should not be influencing students like this! HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS!!!"
5344t3_9db4zy,Judge Kavanaugh gives his view on the 2nd Amendment.
5345t3_9db4vn,Shep and Carmack Track (Fur Missile goes Nom Nom)
5346t3_9db4uy,You must know your enemy and who they are.
5347t3_9db4rr,Cosplay at the Kavanaugh hearing yesterday
5348t3_9db4qk,Same song different year. Disgraced Democrats Scott Foval and Bob Creamer made a killing paying people to hurt President Trump. Obama met privately with Creamer 47 times out of 342 visits to the White House. When are we going to punch back?
5349t3_9db3wk,"Rep. Billy Long, an auctioneer, drowns out Laura Loomer at Twitter's Jack Dorsey hearing . . . did he just treat her like an animal for sale? KEK"
5350t3_9db3w1,Knew this old gasbag hag looked familiar...
5351t3_9db3sa,I guess it will work as good as it did in Venezuela?
5352t3_9db3gf,Jeff Sessions
5353t3_9db3g6,ALEX JONES dropping TRUTH MOABS in the HEART OF THE SWAMP today
5354t3_9daw56,"[The Witcher 3, x-post from r/Witcher] In a world without nuclear weapons, and it makes good money."""
5355t3_9daasd,Tiny Houses in Berlin - A song about what he’d do if he matches suspects description
5356t3_9d9p52,"R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find out what it used to gatekeep and divide us"
5357t3_9d93m8,There are two kinds of pets can live at elevated pressures
5358t3_9d8i12,Best D.va Play of the video is F O R B I N T O S H I N VIGIL. fortNUT is DEAD
5359t3_9d7wi4,"A pro-Kremlin politician said on Thursday announced the dismissal of the scheme - The UK Government for years,' the Prime Minister Nehru had a single patient, made to sign 'very big, very powerful' trade deal during Trump talks"
5360t3_9dbh6j,Can MDMA cause extreme nightmares in the matrix. how dangerous is this skerchy or nah?
5361t3_9dc439,"President Trump meets with Republican congressional leadership and answers questions about Woodward, Mattis and government shutdown. VSG"
5362t3_9dc3tz,"*****Treason?***** Well Cucks and downvoters, get ready for some old fashion ""Ass Whoopin"" complements of STILL your President, Donald J. Trump !!! ********I'll leave this here to trigger you fuckers even harder!!!*********"
5363t3_9dc3m1,Paid protesters!
5364t3_9dc37g,Here comes the Trump counter-attack... I am ready to watch the Dems self-destruct.
5365t3_9dc36g,ALL PEPES ON DECK! TO ARMS! Let Slip the FROGS OF WAR!!!
5366t3_9dc33v,"Whiners, criers and globalists: you don't have to be so sad..."
5367t3_9dc2y2,Brennan allegedly told a Hollywood party Trump would be gone in a year
5368t3_9dc2w8,Kavanaugh declines to recuse himself from Trump cases. Democratic senator Blumenthal says he's 'troubled and disturbed' by stance
5369t3_9dc2ra,Leftist Madness! Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court Confirmation Hearing Chaos!
5370t3_9dc2px,"UPDATE: The ""Name Yet, Another Beauty of the Left"" Competition Is Over. I Present to You ""Sweaty Yeti"" in all Her Raucous Glory."
5371t3_9dc2p2,FITTON:Efforts to Spy on Trump Campaign 'NOTHING like it' in America's History
5372t3_9dc2nt,WEIRD �
5373t3_9dc2k0,Newt Gingrich Responds to Anonymous New York Times Op-Ed
5374t3_9dc2bf,Liberals heads explode in 3..2..
5375t3_9dc26o,***EXCLUSIVE*** Trump May Declassify the 20 FISA Docs Congress Wants
5376t3_9dc249,"Our movement is about replacing a failed and corrupt political establishment with a new government controlled by you,the American People. The Washington establishment and the financial media corporations that fund it exist only for one reason: to protect and enrich itself."
5377t3_9dc1pm,Donald Trump Jr. is a meme lord!
5378t3_9dc1oh,"With so many Soros Sitizens coming out to stand for choice, I realize I should stand, I MUST stand with them. I too, am Pro-Choice!"
5379t3_9dc1dk,"Ugly, bug-eyed, foreign-agent faggot who looks like a weasel that just crawled out of a dead cow's ass."
5380t3_9dc0z1,Protester at @jack's hearing gets OWNED!
5381t3_9dc0sl,"Unhinged Snowflake Congressman Gutierrez To President Trump: ""It Is Time For You To Resign"""
5382t3_9dc0ey,"Pssst, Hey @Jack!"
5383t3_9dc02z,Senator Hirono confirms Hawaii is part of Polynesia so the Hawaii Judge should be expelled from the 9th Circuit Court
5384t3_9dc01q,Hillary's wrong again
5385t3_9dcbxv,Now Democrats are even politicizing marching band...
5386t3_9dcbw5,RIP �
5387t3_9dcbv3,Rep. Billy Long drowns out protester with auctioneer call| Latest News Videos
5388t3_9dcbut,Sen. Lil' Bobby Corker says NYT Op-ed by Traitor is TRUE and that He Supports the Coup 100%
5389t3_9dcbt3,"I heard Jack Dorsey was testifying earlier today, so I thought it’s time to repost this one..."
5390t3_9dcbor,Umm ya
5391t3_9dcbjf,Man Dressed As Penis At Anti-Kavanaugh Protest Shows The Left Is Coping Just Fine. Hahahahaha!
5392t3_9dcbi8,"After yet another lame attempt by an anonymous Never Trumper and Fake News to sow doubt about our high-achieving (and my favorite) President, I'll let one of their own leftist loons express my degree of concern."
5393t3_9dcb9u,Coming soon to a California Driver's licence near you... NONBINARY genders
5394t3_9dcb58,Leftist Madness! Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court Confirmation Hearing Chaos!
5395t3_9dcb1g,"Welcome to American protestor, where contestants get paid in cash and prizes!"
5396t3_9dcaxo,Racist Liberal Skin Chart
5397t3_9dcavw,President Trump Meets With Republican Congressional Leadership To Discuss Legislative Agenda
5398t3_9dcas2,Juth do it ��
5399t3_9dcank,The tough questions from the D's.
5400t3_9dca0v,POLITICO FLASHBACK - 2016: A Trump Win Would Tank The Markets! REeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
5401t3_9dc9yb,"In honor of Infowars’ success, let’s remember one of the best memes of the Great Meme War"
5402t3_9dc9y3,"99% chance NYT article was made up, but if It wasn’t, I can think of 2 people who might be the anonymous oped writers"
5403t3_9dc9v8,"The Failing NYTimes and the dozens of automatic parroting news outlets of the MSM echo chamber are at it again by vaunting up this ""Resistance""-fighter mole within the administration – Do they really not understand that the way they glorify betrayal only increases our level of DISTRUST and DISGUST?"
5404t3_9dc9uc,A Response from My Senator David Perdue Regarding the Abuse of FISA Warrants
5405t3_9dc9tv,When people mention you're a Trump supporter in order to discredit you
5406t3_9dc9l6,Hirono has a question for Kavanaugh
5407t3_9dc97r,Be Best is a wonderful thing for children. Our First Lady is so sweet. She truly cares. We love Melania!
5408t3_9dc972,THIS WOMAN BELIEVED IN FREE PRESS.
5409t3_9dc95f,Nasty woman
5410t3_9dcjy4,Lawn bowler attempts 73-hour game at TCU will be ready in
5411t3_9dc11d,Cosmology's Latest Puzzle: The Hubble Deep Field - Fixed
5412t3_9dcre0,Op-Ed seems counter productive from the anti-Trump side.
5413t3_9dcqy9,"The NYT’s cowardly anonymous letter writer called Trump “amoral.” Does this look like an amoral person? Do amoral people raise 5 well adjusted kids? Ladies and gentlemen, the desperate, failing NYT."
5414t3_9dcq7c,"NYT editorial page editor James Bennet on decision to publish anon. op-ed from ""senior official"" in Trump admin..."
5415t3_9dcq6l,Russian I.S.S. saboteur
5416t3_9dcpyc,I know a lot of you know this but just gonna say just in case...
5417t3_9dcpwe,Two young socialists. The future of the democrat party. Say goodbye Nancy and Chuck! Your party is going full Che!
5418t3_9dcpbr,POTUS
5419t3_9dcpal,I’ll take things that have never happened for 1000...
5420t3_9dcp6m,Sums it up
5421t3_9dcp3y,"Cowardice is a trait wherein fear and excessive self-concern override doing or saying what is RIGHT, GOOD and of help to others. I absolutely loathe this man and his hands will forever carry the blood of those children."
5422t3_9dcowt,This fucking doof
5423t3_9dcokq,Time to stop being full of shit
5424t3_9dcojj,NEVER FORGET: John Mccain (and John Kerry) Exposed By Vietnam Vets And Pow's
5425t3_9dcobi,Hillary announces she will pour millions of $$ to finance “resistance” goons who make Democrat Party look retarded
5426t3_9dcnyb,EVEN IF IT MEANS SACRIFICING EVERYTHING....
5427t3_9dcnuu,Funny if true post link in comments
5428t3_9dcnnf,Dear MSM: I can talk directly to my president. You are no longer relevant. You are fiction; mere entertainment not so different than a cat chasing a laser pointer. I don’t need you to tell me what he says or means because he tells me DIRECTLY what he says and means. Kindly go fuck yourselves.
5429t3_9dcnfm,What the NYT's administration source's face looks like!!
5430t3_9dcn8y,*dog whistles*
5431t3_9dcmvg,"PBS news hour tonight reported on Alex Jones and his ""interview"" with Rubio lol... which shows one thing..."
5432t3_9dcmt7,They are speculating it’s Mike Pence. Couldn’t be his speechwriter.
5433t3_9dcmrd,Wow
5434t3_9dcm6v,Happy 110th Birthday Little Rock FIB... How many more years you gonna spend covering up for the Clinton Crime Family?
5435t3_9dcm47,TRUE
5436t3_9dcm46,"The left actually believe it’s this guy, top kek."
5437t3_9dd6xo,Actress Issa Rae Threatens To Ax Her Own Show If Melania Likes It — The First Lady Calls Her Bluff
5438t3_9dd6rx,New York Times...right now
5439t3_9dd6q3,Henry Kerner is � the Failing NYT Anon
5440t3_9dd6pk,James Woods - Day 1 of the Kavanaugh hearing by the numbers
5441t3_9dd6f8,They are promoting this garbage on Twitter... Sad!
5442t3_9dd6d0,The New York Times Just Blamed Roger Federer's Defeat At The U.S. Open On... Wait For It... CLIMATE CHANGE!
5443t3_9dd6bu,Your Guide to Leftists vs. Conservatives
5444t3_9dd6bf,Trump Delivers Verbal Beatdown to Fake News
5445t3_9dd624,"Mashable says Censorship""works"""
5446t3_9dd5yv,The Left sure does like it's Fan Fiction ...
5447t3_9dd5w1,It finally clicked when I saw that picture Tom posted of himself at the hearings today...
5448t3_9dd5b9,When you go to bed knowing Trump is planning to declassify the FISA documents any day now
5449t3_9dd4pu,TFW you are “outed” as the secret writer of the letter because they know they can’t touch Trump while you’re VP.
5450t3_9dd48e,Td jakes inspirational video
5451t3_9dd481,Q York Times
5452t3_9dd46x,"Hey F. How do you reconcile this? The judge doesn't change the laws and constitution on your whim, he enforces them. It's your job to change them if you don't like them, but you're too scared too get fired for your ignorant views on semi automatic weapons."
5453t3_9dd40v,How to solve multiple problems at once
5454t3_9dd3yb,“The US Flag is a symbol of division and hate. It’s time to remove it from public areas.”
5455t3_9dd3u3,Are the NYT op-ed and Woodward book being used as evidence in a new FISA spy court order?
5456t3_9dd3qb,The New York Times checking their sources
5457t3_9dd3kx,The Storm is coming for the DNC.
5458t3_9dd3hk,"BREAKING � President Trump Responds To Anonymous Op Ed & Meets With Sheriffs - September 5, 2018"
5459t3_9dd39x,Donald J. Trump on Twitter - THE FAILING NY TIMES!!!
5460t3_9dd37x,Great Moments in Gameshow History
5461t3_9dd33l,"The Failing NYT reaction when they have to admit that they either literally wrote fake news, or that they published someone that is committing treason"
5462t3_9dd2kk,Beriozka - Traditional Russian dance where the sun hits you in the reflection on this painting
5463t3_9ddl05,Best card for 350-400$ on the background picture for this CPU and or Mother board for Aurora R4 case
5464t3_9de2xm,John Kelly Should Testify Against Donald Trump makes the discovery sound when opened
5465t3_9dejh7,Outside’s lore (As I understand why the devs fault?
5466t3_9der1e,"Flashback: Watch as This cuck at huff post asks Iron Mike Tyson, ""Hillary or Bernie?"". The champs reaction is priceless."
5467t3_9deqzo,"Colin hates the law, but might do well to split the focus of his hate to the law passed in '73."
5468t3_9deqo9,The Joys of Socialism - Using CONDOMS for Everything!
5469t3_9deqle,Left Labels Granddaughter of Holocaust Survivors a White Supremacist (Loony Left)
5470t3_9deqkl,Jack Dorsey Tells Rep. Larry Bucshon He Wants to Move Twitter 'Out of San Francisco' - To create more ideological diversity - Said they are considering making the social network’s algorithms public to enable more transparency
5471t3_9deqhg,"""Black can't swim guess what it's the white mans fault here's why"" Leftist propaganda is out of control WHAT HAPPENED TO VICE?"
5472t3_9deqhb,I just don't know who that annonymous source could be that will end up making the NYT look bad. Hmmm...
5473t3_9deqe6,The Left �
5474t3_9deq7w,"TFW you read the Op-Ed and realize the NYT just verified the existence of a deep state soft coup, and know they fucked up bigly."
5475t3_9depwv,Whoa @TuckerCarlson thinks he knows who wrote that New York Times Op-Ed. He confirms they discussed it with the White House. Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow
5476t3_9dept9,"Dianne Feinstein Admits Coordinating with Parkland Dad Before Kavanaugh Hearing - “He knows firsthand how Brett Kavanaugh’s extreme views on guns could lead to more massacres. Thank you Fred, for honoring your daughter.” - Nasty Woman"
5477t3_9depeg,"He Knows, get ready."
5478t3_9dep5q,A newly elected councilwoman and appointed mayor of a small city in Michoacan publicly vacated her position and stated her plans to seek asylum in the U.S. Law enforcement sources revealed her departure follows threats from cartels
5479t3_9deou5,The Washington Post can’t meme.
5480t3_9deolc,CAN YOU IMAGINE?
5481t3_9deoi4,"Approved for ages 3-6, and the left wonders why the lose"
5482t3_9deogt,Syrian Refugees Attack German Nightclub; Shout ‘Allahu Akbar!’
5483t3_9deo9g,Sometimes it's just too easy.
5484t3_9deo2w,"The Catholic Church's Sex Scandals Reflect the Left's Long March Through the Church - So one has to ask, how in the world did the eternal Catholic Church get to this point? - I believe the answer is a sustained communist attack on the Catholic Church, beginning in the early 20th century"
5485t3_9denul,Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!! So saddam was using twitter... that’s why we invaded. It all makes sense now
5486t3_9denq1,NY Post piece on the betting odds for the ID of the supposed traitor in the whitehouse. I get the impression they screwed up their explanation of betting odds though.
5487t3_9dengl,"DEEP STATE, COME OUT TO PLAY ♫♫"
5488t3_9denee,How the past 2 years have been. MAGA!
5489t3_9denai,A resitance you say?
5490t3_9den4s,Andrew Pollack: Stop Weaponizing Parkland to Advance a Dangerous Political Agenda! (He was the father wearing the Trump 2020 shirt)
5491t3_9dez7m,I no longer made me realize something
5492t3_9dfe7d,I can walk away from a sinking car
5493t3_9dfl20,"#WalKAway March - Washington DC Oct. 27, 2018"
5494t3_9dfkwe,This is yuge! A NEW PHOTO has surfaced of the NYT staffers allegedly responsible for today’s op-ed
5495t3_9dfkrn,TFW it's 2:30AM and you still haven't begun watching the Senate twitter hearings because Kavanaugh hearings took 12 hours.
5496t3_9dfjkq,McCAIN Put to death
5497t3_9dfj3g,Literally just a photo of a gutless senior Trump administration official. I'm not saying he wrote the Op-Ed. I'm just saying maybe he did.
5498t3_9dfix3,"California's 'Motor Voter' program sees nearly 23,000 erroneous registrations sent ... ERRONEOUS MY ASS ... TRY 'DELIBERATE'"
5499t3_9dfim1,Do you get it now?
5500t3_9dfi4j,Lets show this based pede some love he said he needs our support on Hannity. His website will be in the comments.
5501t3_9dfhoj,The truth hurts!
5502t3_9dfhkp,"TRUMP: Does the so-called “Senior Administration Official” really exist, or is it just the Failing New York Times with another phony source? If the GUTLESS anonymous person does indeed exist, the Times must, for National Security purposes, turn him/her over to government at once!"
5503t3_9dfhhh,"Former Congressman: ""The Deep State Is Real..& They Don't Like Trump's Disruption"""
5504t3_9dfgoz,Very Fake News
5505t3_9dfgl7,Judge Kavanaugh on Cameras in the Court (C-SPAN)
5506t3_9dffoy,Just take it.
5507t3_9dffgd,The Left eats itself!!
5508t3_9dff0v,Hold you thumbs for AFS in the Swedish election this Sunday. Part of their success is to never back down and the leader Gustav Kasselstrand is a big fan of Trump.
5509t3_9dfeyn,Word for Word: Senators Question Judge Kavanaugh During Second Day of Confirmation Hearing (C-SPAN)
5510t3_9dfevd,Who Knew
5511t3_9dfept,"New survey up from President Trump. And yes, liberals are trying to brigade it. Show the president how REAL Americans feel about media bias."
5512t3_9dfe26,#WalkAway March on Washington - October 26-28th
5513t3_9dfdy0,I love you fuckers.
5514t3_9dfdth,"Little Marco returns to his rat nest, 2018 (colorized)"
5515t3_9dfdsg,OH MY GOD! I DONT GET OL ALL DAY AND NOW IT’S HAPPENING? (please tell me it’s happening!)
5516t3_9dfdpm,Exchange between Sen. Harris and Judge Kavanaugh on Mueller Investigation (C-SPAN)
5517t3_9dfcxe,Abandons friends over who they vote for and apparently we're the hateful ones
5518t3_9dfr5l,"""I wasn't fucking with no white people"""
5519t3_9dfr0t,"Rep. Steve Scalise on surviving shooting: ""It's a miracle"" - CBS News"
5520t3_9dfpfp,"“Eliminating pork has worked for me. It has been one of the best things I’ve decided to do for my career.” While James’ no-pork diet is clearly about health and fitness rather than religion, there is plenty of overlap for Muslims who do not eat pork. - UMMAH SPORTS"
5521t3_9dfp45,"Kanye West refuses to date or marry black women. He brags about watching ""blacked"" porn. Hey Kanye, you can have those low hoes. The best, smartest and sexiest black women want the #MAGALIFE #ConservativeMen #RealMen"
5522t3_9dfoyf,Three Words For Sweden.
5523t3_9dfnqp,"President Trump just put us in his twitter banner, and he is about to DRAIN THE SWAMP!"
5524t3_9dfnq1,Fellow late night Patriots - The Star-Spangled Banner. ��
5525t3_9dfmnb,True sacrifice that single handedly saved this great nation.
5526t3_9dfmek,"John Kyl's return to the Senate, replacing McCain, is very good news"
5527t3_9dfm93,Sharing This Video is a Revolutionary Act
5528t3_9dflra,this is what we are up against folks ... paid activists for every cause upon every corner ... choose your flavor
5529t3_9dfxl2,"Listen to this. Hell, lay in bed and listen to this. Owen Shroyer filling in for Alex Jones."
5530t3_9dfxfs,In what biazaro universe does this reply to a Trump tweet NOT break twitter's terms of service?
5531t3_9dfwv3,"Kasich says John McCain was “put to death” WTF? The marble mouth dummy probably meant to say “put to rest” but damn, it’s one hell of a mistake to make on live tv!"
5532t3_9dfwug,Dem socialist candidate Julia Salazar's mother and brother expose more inconsistencies in her bio
5533t3_9dfwsv,Proof CA is registering illegal aliens automatically to vote.
5534t3_9dfvl3,SUPREME
5535t3_9dfvds,There’s some top-notch denial going on over at r/Trumpgret
5536t3_9dfuu0,The whole first episode of the season is about making Liberals cry and squeezing progressive boners for all their money. They say they want to make their bar Paddy’s great again.
5537t3_9dfutz,Noticed this at a popular burger chain in California. Modern day feminism in a nutshell.
5538t3_9dfur9,31 Muslims appear in Huddersfield court on child sexual exploitation charges
5539t3_9dfukh,The Moment LARRY ELDER changed DAVE RUBINS Mind Forever (Systemic Racism)
5540t3_9dfufz,Dianne 'Chinese Spy Driving Her Crazy' Feinstein: A Kavanaugh Confirmation Will Mean More People Will Die In Mass Shootings
5541t3_9dft0c,Andrew Klavan brilliantly exposes how the Left Controls the Narrative Through Hollywood
5542t3_9dfsoc,"How Hollywood elites are trying to brainwash the nation ""Symbolism & Propaganda in Popular Culture"""
5543t3_9dfsdz,"The desperation of the Left is *so bad* that even CNN, a front-runner of the corrupt MSM, is against the Dems celebrating the internal subversion of our POTUS!"
5544t3_9dfs9s,Her bio said swipe in the direction of your political leanings.
5545t3_9dfrtv,"Press Secretary Sarah Huckabeattheshitouttathem Sanders: ""“The individual chose to deceive, rather than support the duly elected President of the United States... putting himself and his ego ahead of the will of the American people. This coward should do the right thing and resign."""
5546t3_9dfrkj,here's kim k being more respectful and productive than the rest of hollywood
5547t3_9dg36c,"pour a stiffy, pal"
5548t3_9dg2rf,Ryan Murphy finally confirms Hollywood is about Satan Worship by Demons
5549t3_9dg241,Washington post article claims Trump will replace Mattis
5550t3_9dg1r6,about dan bongino ep 800
5551t3_9dg1qh,"WATCH: Ben Sasse Delivers EPIC Rant on Government Power, Political Hysteria, and How to Fix It All"
5552t3_9dg1n0,I still low-key love Milo.
5553t3_9dg1mn,"Thanks for NOTHING Google. Where's Chopin, Bach, Brahms, Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, Debussy - Not listed when I search ""Musical Geniuses"""
5554t3_9dg0v5,Getting hit by the Trump train can be devastating.
5555t3_9dg0p7,"Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand: ‘Truly, Women Will Die’ if Kavanaugh Confirmed (Nasty Woman needs Voted Out in November)"
5556t3_9dg073,What Cultural Trends Created 'The Coddling Of The American Mind'?
5557t3_9dfzg2,North Korea's Kim says wants to denuclearize in Trump's first term: Seoul
5558t3_9dfyrc,Alex Abella: Inside The RAND Corporation (Full Length • HD)
5559t3_9dfynk,TREASON?
5560t3_9dfykk,Boston Police Captain's Islamic Terrorist Son Sentenced
5561t3_9dfxsa,"Needy Cubans Reduced to Using Condoms for Fishing, Birthday Balloons, Wine Making"
5562t3_9dg9g9,And the traitor is...
5563t3_9dg9cq,A House Painter in L.A. talks about Illegal Immigration and its impact. (Border Wall Now)
5564t3_9dg93g,**The Deep State's TDS Cycle Mapped**
5565t3_9dg8eb,Leftist smashes up Fox affiliate station with truck.
5566t3_9dg7l3,"she's baaaack ... ""If Brett Kavanaugh becomes a Supreme Court justice, will he help gut or overturn Roe v. Wade, which legalized abortion in America? Yes, of course he will."""
5567t3_9dg7kr,BREAKING! Saboteur In the White House had Overwhelming Support From the People! Look at the Map With Your Own Eyes!!!
5568t3_9dg68r,WHEN SUPER MALE VITALITY KICKS IN
5569t3_9dg5qi,DeSantis to name Nuñez as Florida’s first Cuban-American female running mate
5570t3_9dg5lx,Are you in Trump Train?
5571t3_9dg560,"N.Y. Times knows who this so called Anonymous Source is, they must report his/her name to the White House a.s.a.p. because this person is committing Treason against The American Government!"
5572t3_9dg4lk,Little Marco Rubio is an arrogant POS - Rubio and Alex Jones Clash Outside Senate Hearing
5573t3_9dg3q7,Former Obama White House Intern #WalkAway
5574t3_9dgepc,No flair needed.
5575t3_9dgdm2,Does anyone know who this man is?
5576t3_9dgdej,Marco Rubio: Policing of 'Hate Speech' on Social Media a 'Positive' | Breitbart
5577t3_9dgc6c,"Just remember, folks... a solid fifth column would never reveal itself. Only a single, isolated coward would."
5578t3_9dgbzu,Coward hiding behind NYT
5579t3_9dgbi5,"Flashback... John Elway: Broncos Offered Keapernick a Contract, He Passed"
5580t3_9dgb1z,"Everyone who misbehaved in hearing had a Senatorial pass. Remedy: If someone you gave a pass to is removed, you don't get any more passes."
5581t3_9dgawo,Tucker: The real reason NBC killed the Weinstein story!
5582t3_9dgasq,Art of the Deal: Korea-US FTA renegotiated!
5583t3_9dgaat,"South African bank wants farmers to repay debt for property even if it's taken by government.Expropriation without compensation is not going to be deemed as a legitimate reason for borrowers to default on their payments Even if they steal your source of income you still have to pay. F you , sue me"
5584t3_9dga6u,Christian Centipedes: I need guidance
5585t3_9dgk20,Boys I think it’s a blatant repost
5586t3_9dg6zw,I don't know what i should it seems fine
5587t3_9dfsn7,"TIL New Zealands national basketball team and has successfully landed and taken off factory floors that are so bad, when they become self-injurious or aggressive"
5588t3_9dgpgi,Shocking moment cyclist is punched in the face as he wrestles with bike thieves in front of bystanders
5589t3_9dgoww,@davidfrum sees this as a crisis. Trump should see it as an opportunity.
5590t3_9dgocb,"Interesting point in this @davidfrum op-ed. That NYT op-ed is effectively a confession that there is a deep state conspiracy to subvert President Trump. Given that, wouldn’t he be justified in ending the Mueller investigation tomorrow?"
5591t3_9dgnxw,"If we don’t use our vote this November, “We the People” will become “we the sheep”."
5592t3_9dgm4o,BUSTED- Rick Santorum Roasts CNN Reporter For Lying About SCOTUS Case
5593t3_9dglcy,Federal Prosecutors Demand Millions of North Carolina Voter Records
5594t3_9dgl8o,"Alright, which one of you Russian hackers did this?"
5595t3_9dgin9,Why Do They Hate Him So Much?
5596t3_9dgijy,It all makes more sense now.
5597t3_9dgih1,"CNN's Boobs Baldwin Interrupts Confirmation Hearing to Let John Dean Trash Kavanaugh. Oops! She forgot to mention he is an anti-Trumper and will be testifying. Woodward, Bernstein, Dean- are they going to dig up Nixon next? Hello MSM! No one cares about your slimeball inference tactic"
5598t3_9dghbx,Listening to Dan Bongino describe how hacker known as 4chan tricked idiot leftists into thinking ok hand sign is white supremacy... this fucking timeline.
5599t3_9dghbi,NYT: Federer’s Loss at U.S. Open Puts Face on Climate Change
5600t3_9dgh8r,Milo > Kap
5601t3_9dggp5,"The ONLY remake, EVER, to replace a popular female lead with a male one."
5602t3_9dgfbd,"""For $500 I'll make sure you get dibs at the after party"""
5603t3_9dgf4f,A 2nd special counsel is needed now more than ever... or trump needs to do an erdogan.
5604t3_9dgvi4,“Government song”...more proof the left can’t meme
5605t3_9dgu0v,"Chuck Todd Likens Drudge, Hannity to '50s Segregationists"
5606t3_9dgtt1,Alex Jones Confronts Marco Rubio
5607t3_9dgtd9,Paid protestors? *Cough* Soros! *Cough*
5608t3_9dgs9o,Insanity of the leftist ideology on full display
5609t3_9dgrl3,Trump Derangement Syndrome in Germany: Welt.de compares Trump to Wilhelm II
5610t3_9dgr41,Thoughts on ANTIFA from an 80's Vet...
5611t3_9dgr1w,Ere! Ere! All thy stock up on some free Soy here!
5612t3_9dgqj2,Believe in 2020!
5613t3_9dh1fy,Sen. Ben Sasse unloads on Congress at Kavanaugh hearing
5614t3_9dh0tc,Kellyanne Conway reacts to anonymous 'resistance' NYT op-ed
5615t3_9dh0ob,"IG investigating Rosenstein, not allowed to sign FISA warrants now"
5616t3_9dh07t,Joe DiGenova drops BOMBSHELL NEWS - Rosenstein under investigation - 09/05/18
5617t3_9dgzra,NYT Anonymous Source Revealed!
5618t3_9dgznv,Especially Points 1 and 2...
5619t3_9dgzlf,"Hannity mocks the liberal media's daily ""Trump Crises"" - 09/05/18"
5620t3_9dgz2b,What The Dems Really Want To Do To Kavanaugh
5621t3_9dgyn9,Professional Protester for Hire
5622t3_9dgyhx,Canada better make a deal while they can
5623t3_9dgydc,��️ Just Did It ��️
5624t3_9dgyct,Arch-Advocate : Joe Rogan gets OWNED!!!
5625t3_9dgxzu,"Planned Parenthood Announces $20 Million Midterm Campaign (Lawyer Pede's, can we Sue them for Misuse of Taxpayer Funds?)"
5626t3_9dgxtt,A Red Pill in the Wild!!
5627t3_9dgwsm,Just a thought but who would enjoy a type of app where you debate people in front a live audiance?
5628t3_9dgwr7,"This is what ""Sacrificing Everything"" looks like"
5629t3_9dgwkj,Mueller Subpoenas Author Jerome Corsi for Grand Jury
5630t3_9dgvtq,Alaskans Call Trump “The Bear“
5631t3_9dh7um,Docs Reveal Clinton Meddling In Russian Politics
5632t3_9dh7rx,Cher (the train wreck): Our Lives Will Never Be the Same If ‘F*cking Train Wreck’ Kavanaugh Confirmed
5633t3_9dh7ex,Never gets old...
5634t3_9dh6oi,Walk Away Strong.
5635t3_9dh6c1,Bob Woodward's book is Gorilla Channel 2.0
5636t3_9dh60g,Is This a Joke? �
5637t3_9dh5h5,Td jakes
5638t3_9dh4yt,"Seen in a small town in middle of nowhere. Uman, Ukraine 09/06/2018"
5639t3_9dh4nl,Should Illegal Aliens Get Free Healthcare?
5640t3_9dh3la,"Just an example of a real superhero. Truth, justice and the American Way. Thank you Sara."
5641t3_9dh3gy,The Truth About the Swedish Election
5642t3_9dh2iq,Lawrence O'Donnell - Official behind the anonymous op-ed is most likely Dan Coats
5643t3_9dh2gx,Gutfeld CRUSHES Joe Biden and other hypocritical libtards - 09/04/18
5644t3_9dh28s,"It's worse than that. The piece doesn't mention any ""lying or illegality."" Anonymous is *only* thwarting Trump's policy agenda -- because it's not Jeb Bush's or John McCain's."
5645t3_9dh25c,"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's faith in Donald Trump remains ""unchanged"" and he wants to denuclearise the Korean peninsula during the US president's first term, South officials say"
5646t3_9dhcd4,"Skye, ready to ""help"" me with my furbabies on my knee while I'm out of town and my boy Koko playing fetch"
5647t3_9dgxkc,"I met Buzz Aldrin, I asked my friend, a composer, to help teens cope with Dad jokes"
5648t3_9dhkoy,Two Scoops. Two Terms. TWO Supreme Court Justices.
5649t3_9dhko4,UN Facing Worst Nightmare: Trump to Personally Chair UN Security Council Meeting
5650t3_9dhkg2,"The Deep State and the Left, and their vehicle, the Fake News Media, are going Crazy - & they don’t know what to do. The Economy is booming like never before, Jobs are at Historic Highs, soon TWO Supreme Court Justices & maybe Declassification to find Additional Corruption. Wow!"
5651t3_9dhkck,Democrats are ready to obstruct and Judge Kavanaugh is ready to be on the Supreme Court
5652t3_9dhk70,The surprising reasons why Trump’s trade wars will boost U.S. jobs — and stocks
5653t3_9dhk2u,Amazon: The World's Most Dangerous Crony Capitalist
5654t3_9dhk1d,"Leaked excerpt from Woodward's book. This is completely outrageous, Drumpf is finished! #Megalodon"
5655t3_9dhk13,The White House is no place for resistance
5656t3_9dhiuj,"""Lodestar"" was trending last week. It's not a Pence word. It's a Merriam-Webster word."
5657t3_9dhjpt,"Woke up to a nice message from a burner account. ""Humanity is better off with you dead"" sounds pretty cool, especially coming from the people who want to take the moral high ground. These people want you broke, dead, and your children raped. Don't forget that."
5658t3_9dhjeq,"This is REAL! The Clip On Man Bun"" just for Cucking Millenials"
5659t3_9dhj7v,"Dear Liberals, Democrats, etc."
5660t3_9dhj2m,"""Maybe declassification"" Shit is getting real pedes, Trump about to deploy the nuclear option"
5661t3_9dhj2c,A coup is happening in the United States. An unelected cabal is attempting to subvert the duly elected President. Will you answer the call?
5662t3_9dhiyo,�� ��
5663t3_9dhisb,Huber has discovered the anonymous NYT source!
5664t3_9dhipu,Want to know where your tax dollars sent to UNWRA went before Trump pulled the plug? Gaza's Hamas billionaires living it large....in Lebanon. And Europe wants to keep paying.....WTF?
5665t3_9dhinh,Like Democrats
5666t3_9dhin7,DECLASSIFY EVERYTHING! FUCK THEM
5667t3_9dhijt,"Alex Jones Goes to Capitol Hill, Confronts Marco Rubio About Censorship"
5668t3_9dhiby,HAHAHAHA They're eating themselves. LA Times Writer Says Mole isn't doing enough! HAHAHA
5669t3_9dhi9t,"The Deep State and the Left, and their vehicle, the Fake News Media, are going Crazy - & they don’t know what to do. The Economy is booming like never before, Jobs are at Historic Highs, soon TWO Supreme Court Justices & maybe Declassification to find Additional Corruption. Wow!"
5670t3_9dhi2w,Failing Harder Every Day
5671t3_9dhhrw,Tucker Carlson: We Have a Good Idea Who Wrote the Anonymous NYT Op-Ed - Has Contacted White House
5672t3_9dhhpd,Kim Jong Un of North Korea proclaims “unwavering faith in President Trump.” Thank you to Chairman Kim. We will get it done together!
5673t3_9dhrr3,"Anonymous Op-Ed Criticizes Trump, Kavanaugh Confirmation Hearings"
5674t3_9dhrpq,"I Love that he's unconventional and makes the stiff ""do nothing's"" nervous and that's exactly why I voted for him."
5675t3_9dhrmo,"Traitor in the White House confirms the deep state is real. There are forces working to bring this president down and have been since the very start. Doesn't matter if they are ""Republican"" or ""Democrat"".. the deep state is on the same page and has the same goal in mind."
5676t3_9dhrjy,"In the search for the NYT's OpEd author, here's something everybody needs to know"
5677t3_9dhrh9,"Sanctuary Cities, Sex Trafficking & Democrat Majority"
5678t3_9dhrga,Newly converted to Trumpism!
5679t3_9dhrb4,Is there no limit to their self loathing masochism? The Netherlands builds a giant monument celebrating the downfall of Western Civilization.
5680t3_9dhram,“Do you mind if I sit back a little bit because your breath is very bad. It really is. Has this ever been told to you before?” Vintage 1989 KEK
5681t3_9dhqmq,"It was never yours, Hillary"
5682t3_9dhqke,This is what a Chinese man wearing a rubber mask looks like
5683t3_9dhqgk,Ya’ll MFs need Jesus
5684t3_9dhqa8,The Calm Before The Storm
5685t3_9dhq5u,"Trump Sabateur Op-Ed Backfires: LA Times Calls ""A Coward""; Greenwald: ""Unelected Cabal"""
5686t3_9dhq1b,0bama anonymou sources identified
5687t3_9dhpxl,Vote on November 6th!
5688t3_9dhphm,"New York TIme's ""Senior Administration Official"" revealed."
5689t3_9dhp6v,Senior Trump Official Describes Resistance Inside Administration: NY Times Op-Ed
5690t3_9dhoog,Americans for Trump – Broward – to Host Patriot Day Dinner
5691t3_9dhoag,"More than 23,000 Californians were registered to vote incorrectly by state DMV. In addition, 1,600 were either not eligible or registered without their permission."
5692t3_9dho18,I Really Don’t Feel Like Submitting To Socialist Tyranny. Do You?
5693t3_9dhne6,"I thought I hated Chris Evans, but I actually hate Snow Border Goose Gosling more"
5694t3_9dhn7b,"Don’t Worry, Be Patient. He Is Going Declassify The FISA Warrants And Expose the Corruption and Politicization of the Intelligence Community Right On Time For Maximum Impact"
5695t3_9dhlzx,Introducing: CNN’s rat possum Oliver Dar-soy.
5696t3_9dhlt6,Gotta watch his videos very entertaining and amusing indeed. A true reflection of how the left and radical think.....never taking responsibility!!!!!
5697t3_9dhl61,"Cosumer confidence highest in 18 years, Atlanta Fed forecasts 4.7 GDP, manufacturing jobs highest in many years. “It’s the story of the Trump Administration, the Economic Success, that’s unnerving his detractors.” @MariaBartiromo"
5698t3_9dhz2e,STAY HYDRATED FOLKS!
5699t3_9dhz0b,Liberal Billionaires Tap Anti-Gun Zealot to Head $50 Million Gun Violence Initiative | Heads up Pede's They are going to make a play for the 2A Again.
5700t3_9dhysr,"Holy shit pedes, I know who the anonymous source is!"
5701t3_9dhyqf,NO BIAS BRAW
5702t3_9dhyno,Why should the US give them the money to begin with
5703t3_9dhygz,GDI!
5704t3_9dhye0,�WE ARE REACHING LEVELS OF LIBERALISM THAT SHOULDNT BE POSSIBLE�
5705t3_9dhy4v,Surprise!
5706t3_9dhy33,Daily Dice!! They Got Their New Talking Points!
5707t3_9dhx9u,"Add your name: Trump is under criminal investigation, and Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court would be a disaster"
5708t3_9dhwug,The ball is rolling...the term Traitor has been throw out. Hear that thunder? They're scattering like cockroaches!
5709t3_9dhwh5,NYT OpEd Anonymous Person
5710t3_9dhw69,"""Joe Rogan gets OWNED!!!"" from Arch-Advocate by Pete Dobson on Apple Podcasts"
5711t3_9dhvzr,LOCK THEM UP!
5712t3_9dhvk0,"Leaked excerpt from Woodward's book. This is completely outrageous, Drumpf is finished! #Megalodon"
5713t3_9dhvbi,Just so I’m clear...
5714t3_9dhurs,The beast is violently fighting its death
5715t3_9dhuo8,Manhattan gallery owner Mary Boone must pay IRS $3M after pleading guilty to filing false tax returns (why no solitary?)
5716t3_9dhto0,LOL. Buzzfeed publishes scree from mole inside NYT editorial staff
5717t3_9dht3u,Deep State Official: 'There Are Dozens and Dozens of Us'
5718t3_9dht2l,"""The Left is Crazytown"" new GOP ad ( Link in comments )"
5719t3_9dhszc,We need more shows and movies that celebrate traditional American values
5720t3_9dhskc,I am part of the resistance inside the Trump administration
5721t3_9dhs74,The Trump administration reportedly dismissed intelligence findings showing that refugees don't pose a significant national security threat
5722t3_9dhrzt,"Why, now? Because of Supreme Court!"
5723t3_9dhs6u,A post not about the same order as the Moon
5724t3_9diaa8,MRW I'm up to be long enough to work!
5725t3_9dinfe,"DJT's South Africa tweet: It's not a conspiracy theory. 81 year old farmer attacked, beaten with spade. Poison thrown in his eyes. One of three attacks yesterday alone, thankfully all survived."
5726t3_9din95,Active Shooter alert
5727t3_9dimv4,"A MAGA story from the Union buckle of the Rust Belt, Youngstown, OH. YUGE!"
5728t3_9dimf1,"Animal supposedly transitions into human! TedxTalk ""I was a MS13 Gang Member"" named scary ass ""Clever"", and loved his ma and pa so he ""MADE GOOD!"" and says ""homies"" a lot in this CIA propaganda clip."
5729t3_9dim80,U.S. Jobless Claims the lowest level since the end of 1969.
5730t3_9dim7a,In the next 24 hrs. Its haaaaaaaapppening!
5731t3_9dim60,"A reminder from Alan Sorkin that only little bitches, or fictional characters don't sign their name on their work."
5732t3_9diltx,"Believe in something, even if it mean sacrificing everything."
5733t3_9dilko,"I don't doubt that most of this book is fiction, but I really hope this part at least is true �"
5734t3_9dilby,"Confirmation hearing for Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh, Day 3"
5735t3_9dil5v,Yep
5736t3_9dikum,"Damn, she's one evil bitch!"
5737t3_9dikrb,"Oh My! Hillary just showed up at Kavanaugh hearing, quickly gets drowned out by Rep. Billy Long..."
5738t3_9dikgn,RESIST THIS ...
5739t3_9dikft,"Yes, I stole it, and I’m not ashamed!"
5740t3_9dik1o,Alex Jones hacked the DC feed yesterday. Here is the uncut unedited footage.
5741t3_9dijir,Not in My Backyard...The Most Dangerous Countries in Europe for Women Have Large Muslim Immigration | Frontpage Mag
5742t3_9dijdp,"Dear Leftists, please take 1 Viagra for your Impotent Blue Rage and go fuck yourselves."
5743t3_9dij6d,Figured out the NYT Op-Ed author. Shame
5744t3_9diiz2,They aren't even hiding it anymore: WH officials admit that there is an active coup d'etat against the sitting President of the United States
5745t3_9diieq,Mike Pompeo denies writing damning New York Times Op Ed
5746t3_9dii0r,"VERY FAKE NEWS HEADLINES: DOOM & GLOOM, CRISIS, VICTIMS, RESISTANCE ... Subhead: Unemployment Hits 50 Year Low"
5747t3_9dih2v,Michael Avenatti calls on expanding the Supreme Court from 9 to 11 seats but only if a Democrat wins back the White House. Demands all Democratic candidates commit to this position. No word on thoughts of expanding NCAA football playoff to 8.
5748t3_9digob,The idea that a bureaucratic class in Washington should dictate which policies presidents are allowed to advocate sounds a lot more like a soft coup than a constitutionally principled resistance.
5749t3_9diudm,What does my professor mean by “page break”? Are there any way to wash food with a window on it
5750t3_9dj4lj,I'm confused Trudeau. I thought Canada had no cultural identity to steal. What are you now? Some kind of xenophobic white nationalist? Make up your mind!
5751t3_9dj4lf,The New York Times OpEd Should Frighten Every American
5752t3_9dj4hv,Just Three Minutes And Five Seconds Of Kavanaugh Hearing Interruptions ... [Video] WHO DEMS REALLY ARE
5753t3_9dj4h8,Truth hurts
5754t3_9dj4h7,Just a Senator flipping off the Senate Committee Chair
5755t3_9dj4g4,Just a drone capture of people walking over to Colombia to spread the word about the gift of Socialism. Michael Moore and Bernie Sanders don't talk about it anymore.. Maybe Ocasio-Cortez has something intelligent to say about this.
5756t3_9dj4f4,"Oh My, we are back to the inauguration photo crowd BS"
5757t3_9dj443,Sampling error
5758t3_9dj3k7,WHITE HOUSE LEAKER CONFIRMED TO BE JOHN MILLER!!!!!
5759t3_9dj3ha,Jobless Claims Unexpectedly Plunge to New Post-1969 Record | THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP!
5760t3_9dj37a,Alex Jones Storms Washington DC and Confronts the Swamp!!!
5761t3_9dj2z0,Fully Cucked is officially endorsed by Big Man Tyrone
5762t3_9dj2xc,MRW I hear Cory Booker and the democrats advocate for making emails public. Are these illegal for me to view? I need CNN to tell me what to think!!
5763t3_9dj28p,"Pence, Pompeo deny writing anonymous New York Times op-ed"
5764t3_9dj1zr,Police Arrest Nearly A Dozen MS-13 Gang Members in Connection with Houston-Area Murders | Houston Public Media
5765t3_9dj1yd,I WANT THE DOCUMENTS AND I WANT THEM NOW
5766t3_9dj1x1,"New RNC Ad Shows That the Left Is ""Crazytown"""
5767t3_9dj1w5,Dan Coats denies being anonymous author of New York Times opinion piece
5768t3_9dj1v4,"Why are Democrats complaining about not being able to review 40,000 emails in 3 days? Why don’t they just use the FBI program that cleared Hillary’s 650,000 emails in 2 days?"
5769t3_9dj1ll,Greatest Building in the World!
5770t3_9dj1j7,"Alex Jones and ""Little"" Marco Rubio Fight Outside the Senate Intel Meeting"
5771t3_9dj1j4,"Kavanaugh's Confirmation Hearing: ""No, Brett. I want you to...."""
5772t3_9dj1fq,"Scientists and engineers invented the printing press, television, film and electronic formats. Architects and historians created that museum. In fact, most people use these things to create art for free without any need for debt and a useless degree. So yes, art students shouldn't complain."
5773t3_9dj19n,Obstructionist Loser. Cory Booker has complained and droned on for the last 3 days trying to delay the inevitable. Let him release the confidential information and see how fast you can remove a US senator.
5774t3_9djd5t,President Trump wants Declassification to Expose Deep State and Find Additional Corruption
5775t3_9djczp,FEE knocking it out of the park again...
5776t3_9djcy9,"At least this clown can be voted OUT in 2021! Won’t matter in Doctor Cowboy GEOTUS’ second term! A good argument for congressional term limits. Seriously though, fuck this guy."
5777t3_9djcxj,NEW BAND IN DC: 'Swinestein & The Screaming Protesters' have reached new decibel levels today in Confirmation Hearing Hall
5778t3_9djcva,"Is Transgender The New Anorexia? -- A blockbuster study suggests that in some cases transgender is a 'social contagion,' a maladaptive coping technique spread by peer groups and the Internet."
5779t3_9djcqm,They're back at it... What does everyone think?
5780t3_9djcib,"Thanks for the recommendation, fake reviews"
5781t3_9djcdu,Literal Echo Chamber
5782t3_9djca3,Hysterical obstructionist Democrat losers need even more documents!
5783t3_9djc7r,Gotta love the democrats standards
5784t3_9djc6x,Vote these obstructionists out of office!!
5785t3_9djbwq,"DO IT: ""Bring The Charges Against Me Then!"" Corey Booker Dares Republicans To Do It"
5786t3_9djbpo,"Traitor and fake war hero Lurch claims “constitutional crisis” because of anonymous op-ed and trashy fictional book based on anonymous gossip, hearsay and flat out lies"
5787t3_9djbls,We need to pray that President Trump will triumph and be protected from those who wish to bring him down.
5788t3_9djbdd,"Kavanaugh going to be approved, and Rocket Man agrees to cooperate with US in nuclear talks. HE LITERALLY CAN'T STOP WINNING FOLKS"
5789t3_9djbak,This is the Simon Bolivar Bridge on the Colombian-Venezuelan border. Hundreds of thousands are fleeing to Colombia in search of #food. Yet Venezuela sits on the largest oil reserves in the world.
5790t3_9djb5x,It's the Corey Booker Show! Starring Corey Booker!
5791t3_9dja30,"Deep State says ""YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH"" You Can & Save the West!"
5792t3_9dj9vn,When even Cards against Humanity remind everyone that Monika Lewinsky wasn't the only one.
5793t3_9dj9q9,President Trump is doing what I thought was impossible: Getting the wrong people to do the right thing.
5794t3_9dj8tq,"Twitter executive chairman Omid Kordestani donated the maximum amounts to Clinton's and Obama's campaigns. In 2011, moreover, the Tehran-born executive gave $35,800 to the Obama Victory Fund & another $30,800 to the Democratic National Committee"
5795t3_9dj8dk,Believe in peace. Even if it means sacrificing your nukes...
5796t3_9dj8ch,Ready for Heads to Explode? UN Facing Worst Nightmare: Trump to Personally Chair UN Security Council Meeting in Late September
5797t3_9dj7v9,Things are starting to become clear
5798t3_9dj7tw,HUGE On Air Fight Between Jimmy Dore and TYT About Alex Jones Being Deplatformed!!!
5799t3_9djfbk,“Everybody on the other direction
5800t3_9djub0,I Got a Fever and the Only Prescription is Triggering Brigaders
5801t3_9dju8j,MUELLER BUSTED: The truth about how corrupt team Mueller set up Papadopoulos comes out through Mueller's own court filings!
5802t3_9dju5v,"Now that the tyrannical Democrats have thrown the classification rules out of the window, the House Republicans should immediately follow up and read the FULL FISA application from the House floor. We deserve to know the extent of the police-state Obama administration scandal."
5803t3_9dju48,PEPE has no fear in releasing his records. Want to remove him? Bring it!
5804t3_9djtzg,Believe in something...
5805t3_9djtvf,Kavanaugh confirmation hearing interrupted frivolously. ☁☁But this worked in college!☁ ☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁ ☁ ☁ O o
5806t3_9djtt4,I bet the NFL wishes these were the type of headlines they could get.
5807t3_9djtiw,Did anyone else notice this about the media's coverage of the anonymous opinion piece?
5808t3_9djtgr,"I've seen probably 5 identical articals from Yahoo News about the same thing. They all predict that the economy will collapse at any second. Do journalists know they are experts in nothing? It's really funny at this point. We are watching the end of Liberalism, and Journalism at the same time."
5809t3_9djtbq,The Worlds Greatest Troll. DJT!
5810t3_9djt3a,"How many times has the MSN claimed Trump has had his ""worst week"" or ""worst day""?"
5811t3_9djsp0,PEPE holds a mean hearing. 'I will have order on my committee! Booker You are out! Who's next? Anyone else want a timeout?'
5812t3_9djsk0,"What if Corey Booker's email leak isn't about Kavanaugh, but setting a precedent for the ""legitimacy"" of Congressional leaking?"
5813t3_9djsbn,Just...Believe
5814t3_9djsbm,"@donaldjtrumpjr: There, fixed it for you. #maga"
5815t3_9djs7b,"Harry Reid: I wish I never invoked the ""Nuclear Option"" Corey Booker: Hold my Bowflex"
5816t3_9djs5e,You played yourself
5817t3_9djs1u,My fingers after scrolling through /r/redacted
5818t3_9djrqh,Senate Dems right now
5819t3_9djrkg,"Marylanders, can we give a round of applause (and possibly donate) to Liz Matory, the Republican nominee, running against Dutch Ruppersberger. Recent audio interview linked in comments."
5820t3_9djrek,HuffPost bends the knee!
5821t3_9djra1,The Soros Team is ready for day 3.
5822t3_9djr4b,Booker’s desperation is pathetic
5823t3_9djqzn,The Libtard Irony
5824t3_9djqsw,"Why Did Brown University Bow to Trans Activists? -- Psychiatric conditions may underlie ‘rapid-onset gender dysphoria.’ That finding, and the call for more research, brought out the activist bullies."
5825t3_9dk33a,"The only reason right wing viewpoints dominate free speech platforms like Gab, Voat, Minds etc. is because liberal ideologies are based purely on emotion, and cannot survive in an environment where things like logic, statistics and historical facts are allowed. #SpeakFreely #RiseUp"
5826t3_9dk31p,"CNN's top show is a measly 10th in ratings for news shows. Alex Jones, out of a studio he built with his own hands, get 6 million terrestrial radio listeners a week."
5827t3_9dk2yi,Someone remind the left that there are real world issues to solve...
5828t3_9dk2ud,BREAKING: SuperMajority Democrats BLOCK CHEAPER INSURANCE; California Passes Ban on Short-Term Health Insurance Cheaper than Obamacare | Breitbart
5829t3_9dk2t8,"trump White House resistance. nytimes, Author Speculation op-eds."
5830t3_9dk2md,"Shark jumped. Final bastion of credibility & accountability in journalism shredded by the @NYT - Anonymous Op-Eds now? Oh, and by the way, this is the work of “soon-to-be-fired for leaking” Deputy Press Aide Lindsay Walters. She of Clinton & Romney fame."
5831t3_9dk1kw,"Revenge: Trump Threatens ""Deep State"" With Declassification ""To Find Additional Corruption"" As GOP Allies Call For Release. Retard Booker should be fine with this"
5832t3_9dk1fv,Hey guys I was wondering if I could get some help
5833t3_9dk1dy,Sarah Sanders makes statement regarding those asking about the identity of the 'anonymous coward'
5834t3_9dk15p,THE LEFT IS CRAZYTOWN
5835t3_9dk12x,Trump 2016 election in a nutshell - BAHAHAHAHAAHAHH!!!
5836t3_9dk128,Going hiking boyz
5837t3_9dk0yu,"Have you seen this hilarious segment of Harris badgering Kavanaugh? She spends 8 minutes trying to get him to play ""guess who I'm thinking of"". (Q's in comments)"
5838t3_9dk0sc,FB post by the Polk County Sheriffs office regarding an illegal alien pedophile. Love Grady Judd.
5839t3_9dk0r2,Damn.
5840t3_9dk078,Time to expel Cory Booker
5841t3_9dk06y,"""GO AHEAD, CHANGE MY MIND"""
5842t3_9dk06c,Foreign Agents? Congress Investigates A Second US Environmental Group Over Chinese Ties
5843t3_9djzvj,"Asked a couple questions and brought up a couple points about Mexico being a not so great country. Surprisingly, I didn't receive any actual answers. (found in a thread about the show Narcos)"
5844t3_9djzok,"I just realized, it's not Social Media, it's Socialist Media. The commies have taken over!"
5845t3_9djzlf,Whiney. Little. Bitch.
5846t3_9djzhs,"Great Again. Perhaps this is what the losers at the NYT, their phantom op-ed, and Woodward are really worried about."
5847t3_9djzee,Screengrab from an NFL player's laptop left unattended...
5848t3_9djz8x,Sometime in the not too distant future
5849t3_9djz21,NYT previously claimed unpaid intern was multiple anonymous officials
5850t3_9dkbw4,"Massachusetts issued drivers licenses to 1,900 dead people. Massachusetts automatically registers people to vote once their drivers license is renewed, so their voter rolls are loaded with at least 1,900 illegal voters voting straight ticket Dem, i'm sure."
5851t3_9dkau7,ZAR: the South African rand is *unexpectedly* quickly losing value and stability
5852t3_9dkaez,He hasn't aged well
5853t3_9dka00,Judge Napolitano is clearly a snake in the grass
5854t3_9dk9sd,Who wrote the Times op-ed? ..... IT'S a Damned Dem Trick
5855t3_9dk9qn,Just a picture of the big wigs at Google who are concerned with censoring people
5856t3_9dk9mn,"Booker wants to be removed, whats the corrupt scumbag up to ?What will it trigger or avoid happening that the Dem's see as a advantage? - Sen. Cory Booker Speaks To The Press After Contentious Morning in Kavanaugh Hearing"
5857t3_9dk9lh,"We've made our book ""Newsreal: Fake News, Real Consequences"" free for all y'all to download as a PDF. It's about the lying mainstream media, about identity politics run amuck, & about alphabet agencies using fake news to divide Americans / send the country to war."
5858t3_9dk94p,What level of Hell are we living in?
5859t3_9dk922,"""Free speech for me, but not for thee"" madness hits patriotic elementary school principal."
5860t3_9dk8sl,"Failing NYTimes gives in, releases the identity of senior WH official op-ed author..."
5861t3_9dk7od,DEMOCRATS’ DUE DILIGENCE FOR__(insert name)__________ NOMINEE
5862t3_9dk77a,"BASTARD BOOKER: ""I'm Knowingly Violating The Rules"" -Going to Release Confidential Kavanaugh Docs"
5863t3_9dk70n,If only there was a word to describe this
5864t3_9dk6o0,Putin Boycotts Adidas In Russia
5865t3_9dk6h7,"Pence, Pompeo, Coats deny penning anonymous op-ed ripping Trump"
5866t3_9dk6ga,Our next President. Rand Paul 2024.
5867t3_9dk69d,Nate Silver is right for the first time in his life...
5868t3_9dk5x1,From Sarah Sanders ❤️
5869t3_9dk5q4,To my fellow centipedes... May we never tire of winning! (hopefully in order this time)
5870t3_9dk55i,"THE DEBUNKERS WHITE KNIGHT TUCKER CARLSON (how the left makes you guilty by association when people like the KKK say they like you, even though you want nothing to do with them)"
5871t3_9dk555,President Trump is a Victim of GANG STALKING...
5872t3_9dk4uw,"President Trump: Dear ""Deep State"" Declassification Might help ""To Find Additional Corruption"" – GOP Allies Call For Release"
5873t3_9dk4sm,"They're Not Sending Their Best:New York Socialist Democratic candidate Julia Salazar, 27, who 'faked her Jewish immigrant biography' was accused of affair with Mets star Keith Hernandez, 64, and arrested over claim of stealing from his wife"
5874t3_9dk4p2,Top billing in Billings: Trump off to Montana for classic MAGA rally
5875t3_9dkkzb,"An Army Of #Resisters: ""Dozens"" Of White House Staffers Say ""Wish We Had Written NYT Op-Ed"""
5876t3_9dkkw0,"A 2001 Judge Kavanugh email reveals that the Kavanaugh will likely overturn Supreme Court ""affirmative action"" rulings! Could be a big win for those who do not believe applicants should be discriminated against based on race! Huge!"
5877t3_9dkks2,ResetEra: Welcome to the world's best cat lady gaming forum. LOL
5878t3_9dkkg6,"""Total Dud"": Booker's Release Of Kavanaugh Emails Fails To Impress"
5879t3_9dkk47,BREAKING: Brett Kavanaugh: “The Department of Justice for the last 45 years has taken the consistent position through Republican and Democratic administrations that a sitting president may not be indicted while in office.”
5880t3_9dkk70,The Traitor in the White House
5881t3_9dkk59,Good Morning Patriots! !!! Have a safe and blessed day! !! �� �
5882t3_9dkjoy,Trump SMASH!
5883t3_9dkj7p,"POTUS wants everyone to prepare, here are the Target Grocery Deals this week. Buy candles, batteries, lighters & gas for cooking/heat; Red October!"
5884t3_9dkj1c,"First Lady to oped writer: “you are not protecting this country, you are sabotaging it. Unidentified sources have become the majority of the voices people hear... no names are writing history... they have a responsibility to stand by their words and people have a right to defend themselves.”"
5885t3_9dkiry,This is funny
5886t3_9dkilv,Ruin will surely become you.
5887t3_9dkifs,I forgot my calculator at home and this is what google shows me!
5888t3_9dki36,"Ex-Muslim Christian Pastor, Refugee From Iran, Arrested For Sharing His Testimony — in Minnesota"
5889t3_9dkhrw,"I wrote an opinion piece too, but it was rejected by all news publishers."
5890t3_9dkhos,Antonin Scalia 'The Lion of The Law'
5891t3_9dkhje,How Would Cory Booker’s Senate Expulsion Work?
5892t3_9dkhdo,"Loving my Neighbor: Here are this week's Safeway grocery ads! Make sure you stock up Whiskered Rodents, POTUS loves U enough to tell U DeRp StaTe will help U starve!"
5893t3_9dkhaf,Will GEOTUS get to nominate another SC Judge by the end of the year?
5894t3_9dkh6l,BTFO FAKE NEWS: Michael Richard Pence is a Patriotic American politician serving as the 48th and current Vice President of the United States.
5895t3_9dkh1x,"Guys, I don’t think r/politics likes me �"
5896t3_9dkg65,"The ""Senior White House Official"" who leaked to the NY Times has been identified!"
5897t3_9dkfxz,"ICE& DOJ SUBPOENA Voter Records from North Carolina. *Ignore the CNN leftist propaganda within article; want an example of truth not truth? ---> Election experts emphasize that such fraud is rare in the context of more than 1 billion votes cast since 2000. <--- BULLSHIT commentary by ""experts"""
5898t3_9dkfwo,Isn't that the fat boy from Goonies! WTF happened to him?
5899t3_9dkfv4,TruConservativ™️ who wanted Roseanne Barr fired defends racist liberals...
5900t3_9dkkr3,[Discussion] How did you get in with my dog
5901t3_9djzp1,The Static Man - Digital Art. face-hugger found in abandoned barn. decrepit
5902t3_9dl3w0,The state of Canada in one picture
5903t3_9dl3q9,"Twitter sheds another 6% following CEO Jack Dorsey's testimony in Washington - Twitter stock fell as low as $30.67 in midday trading, down more than 12 percent for the week."
5904t3_9dl3hm,Democrat hypocrisy on Kavanaugh
5905t3_9dl3er,Heckuva crowd started in Billings!
5906t3_9dl3dh,"Reminder that in sick liberal Hollywood, Pee-Wee Herman still makes shitty films despite being arrested for being a pedo but Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughn have suffered blacklisting for being conservatives."
5907t3_9dl3ap,U.S. Jobless Claims Declined to Fresh Post-1969 Low Last Week
5908t3_9dl3a9,"‘At Least I Didn’t Die From Tax Cuts,’ Whispers Man Dying From Kavanaugh Nomination"
5909t3_9dl396,Here's How I Know The NYT 'Mole' Is A Complete Fabrication: ANY Operative Working From Within An Organization To Subvert It Would NEVER Draw Attention To The Fact That They Exist.
5910t3_9dl339,"Oracle president Thomas Kurian emails employees to say he's taking 'extended time off' - Kurian joined Oracle in 1996 and has held his current position, president of product development, since 2015. Oracle stock has fallen 5 percent in the past year."
5911t3_9dl2xq,The NFL is giving talking points to American’s enemies.
5912t3_9dl2vl,ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION FACT OR FICTION??
5913t3_9dl2b3,That's how they do it.
5914t3_9dl2ag,"Taken from a French textbook. But white genocide isn't real, you bigots!!!"
5915t3_9dl29r,Roseville California. Two houses next to each other both with Trump flags! California is turning red outside the bay area!
5916t3_9dl293,"“Such a nasty woman, am I right folks? Nasty woman!”"
5917t3_9dl1sj,The Family Pet
5918t3_9dl1kw,Kavanaugh Hearing
5919t3_9dl1ia,"Short seller Andrew Left files class action lawsuit against Tesla and Elon Musk for violating federal securities laws, alleging Musk manipulated the price of Tesla shares by issuing materially false and misleading information."
5920t3_9dl17x,#JustDidIt
5921t3_9dl16r,White Power? I'm so confused.
5922t3_9dl0tt,EXPEL and PROSECUTE
5923t3_9dl0sz,"CORY BOOKER IS A LIAR: The so-called ‘Confidential’ Kavanaugh emails posted WERE CLEARED FOR RELEASE, despite dramatic claim of defying rules. POLITICAL THEATER"
5924t3_9dl03c,Debunking ReasonTV on Immigration Arguments
5925t3_9dl0ps,"Melania Calls NYT Op-Ed Writer ‘Cowardly,’ Blasts Anonymous Sources"
5926t3_9dl0jc,The New York Times OpEd Should Frighten Every American
5927t3_9dlvfa,"Uhhh, Cory, neutral and neutered aren't the same thing."
5928t3_9dlvez,Anonymous Trump Card
5929t3_9dlvec,"Claimed he was Spartacus, will always be known as just a SpaBoy-The rumours are true, you are really good at SUCKING SpaBoy - ""If Cory Booker is the future of the Democratic Party, they have no future! I know more about Cory than he knows about himself ""- Donald Trump"
5930t3_9dlvb4,HISTORY IS HAPPENING. This photo will be in your grandchildren’s history books. These are the battles for digital freedom from CIA/Government infiltrated tech companies.
5931t3_9dlv4p,Kamala Harris Mouths Off On Senate Floor Condoleezza Rice Smacks Her Down Hard(VIDEO)!!!
5932t3_9dlv3c,He will not divide us
5933t3_9dlv0q,"NC hit with subpoena for millions of voter records by federal officials investigating fraud ""BUH VOTE FRAUD DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST WAYCISSS!!!!!!!!!"""
5934t3_9dluu4,"New York Socialist Democratic candidate Julia Salazar, 27, who 'faked her Jewish immigrant biography' was accused of affair with Mets star Keith Hernandez, 64, and arrested over claim of stealing from his wife"
5935t3_9dlutk,This man is the Duly Elected President of the United States and will remain so until 2024 unless Americans decide otherwise through a CONSTITUTIONAL process. Eat it.
5936t3_9dlupw,Another hispanic white supremacist
5937t3_9dluhb,‘The Onion’ Has Chosen To Publish An Anonymous Op-Ed From Two Sources Close To Trump Who Think Their Dad Is The Best President Ever
5938t3_9dlubg,"This has been on my range bag for a few years, time to make it true."
5939t3_9dlu1l,"Kavanaugh hearings, Times op-ed, Woodward book make it official -- Washington elites have gone mad"
5940t3_9dlt1x,���Deep State Glasses���
5941t3_9dlt1g,I dont know what they are thinking.
5942t3_9dlt0c,Booker Boobshell
5943t3_9dlsnm,"Watch the other CNN ""reporter""'s reaction after John King accurately describes Cory Book-him's tantrum during the confirmation hearing �"
5944t3_9dlsm4,That's a well worn copy of the Constitution he has with him. Freedom boner intensifies.
5945t3_9dlryq,Don't mess with Melania
5946t3_9dlrpu,Flashback U.S. Senator Cory Booker Admits He Sexually Assaulted a Woman
5947t3_9dlrma,"25 Straight Minutes Of Cartel Scouts, Drug Mules and Human Smugglers Crossing Through Arizona Ranch"
5948t3_9dlr88,Subpoenas From Feds Demand Huge Numbers of NC Voter Records
5949t3_9dlr7e,"Sen. Booker Releases Secret Kavanaugh Docs, Breaks Senate Rules"
5950t3_9dlqzg,They hurt my feet as well.
5951t3_9dlqqz,"By releasing these emails, I AM SPARTACUS! Documents: Kavanaugh's not a racist, and properly understands the role of precedent in Supreme Court jurisprudence. Booker: YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT I AM SPARTACUS"
5952t3_9dm4s4,Nike's Favorability Drops Double Digits Following New ‘Just Do It’ Campaign with Colin Kaepernick
5953t3_9dm4kk,NYT Roasts Cory Booker!
5954t3_9dm4kd,RIP Burt Reynolds - Great memories of your performance with a young Joe Scarborough in Deliverance
5955t3_9dm4c7,Corey Booker wore his front hole hat to the Kavanaugh hearings today.
5956t3_9dm3sl,Tucker: We've Got a Pretty Good Idea Who the Op-Ed Writer Is. We're Confirming Now.
5957t3_9dm3mu,Take these bas**rds down NOW. Release all emails on the wiener laptop. Release all comey strzok Brennan clapper and Clinton emails. Release all flyn 302s. Release congressional hush fund list. Release all fisa applications. Release all docs the doj and fbi are holding back. Open Obama's records.
5958t3_9dm3mh,"MELANIA TRUMP: 'Cowardly' Op-Ed 'Sabotaging' US, Not Protecting It"
5959t3_9dm3db,'Progressive' ideology update: Wiccans accuse beauty brand Sephora of cultural appropriation for selling 'witch kit'
5960t3_9dm3b6,TFW you go drinking with Beto
5961t3_9dm32w,Please �� for this low energy �
5962t3_9dm2vg,Pssst...
5963t3_9dm2ui,Hollywood gonna Hollywood
5964t3_9dm2jh,KASICH: McCAIN Put to death
5965t3_9dm29u,Cory Booker.
5966t3_9dm29c,"Throwback Thursday: As the media continues to cry about being called out as the propaganda peddlers they are, let’s take a minute to remember when they couldn’t stop fawning over a sadistic, inhuman pig because she was a snappy dresser"
5967t3_9dm1y6,WHY DOES IT ONLY SHOW ME 18K online when there are 28K+
5968t3_9dm1l7,RIP
5969t3_9dm1aq,Believe in something.....
5970t3_9dm18s,Socialists in 2018
5971t3_9dm177,THROWBACK THURSDAY: Hillary BRAIN DAMAGE.
5972t3_9dm141,"'Sweden has become a warning symbol for many countries, an example of the horrors of failed immigration policies'"
5973t3_9dm0uu,McCABE GRAND JURY: Secret Grand Jury Proceedings Underway Against Andrew McCabe; Witnesses Summoned – It's almost like Christmas morning every day right now! SaLtY tEaRs RaIn On Me!!!!
5974t3_9dm0rz,Just doing my part (responding to robo-text for a Democrat in Illinois)
5975t3_9dm0h4,"Burt Reynolds passes away at 82 - Heart attack - BANDIT, you will be missed! Thanks for the great movies!"
5976t3_9dm06u,I wonder what crappy little tricks the NUTTY left will have in-store for tonight's rally. They are going all out to destabilise his administration. Nothing seems to be working so they are going to do something very crazy soon.
5977t3_9dmdym,What happened to Lauren Rose??
5978t3_9dmdhx,Grand jury impaneled to probe fired FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe | Why is nobody talking about this?
5979t3_9dmdeh,Just an Employer paying an Employee
5980t3_9dmd6y,"TRUE SACRIFICE: Giving up your billion dollar luxury lifestyle to work without pay on Making America Great Again, meanwhile having people who were once your friends turning and resisting you and even having people threaten to kill you."
5981t3_9dmcul,"Venezuela garbage money - If you rake up all the leaves from your lawn, it’ll be worth more than this pile of cash."
5982t3_9dmcaa,The party that kills kids are concerned that Conservatives are having kids
5983t3_9dmbww,O'Rourke campaign blames 'impostor' for illegal voting texts
5984t3_9dmbes,How do we know that NY Times anonymous isn’t just a Russian troll trying to help the Democrats in the midterms? Shouldn’t they be forced to reveal the source in National Security grounds?
5985t3_9dmbdk,This is a shitpost.
5986t3_9dmb3g,"If anything, at least the left isn’t hyperbolic."
5987t3_9dmalt,Melania Trump accuses anonymous NYT op-ed writer of 'sabotaging' the country
5988t3_9dmagt,"Twentieth Century Fox pulls scene from 'The Predator' after director casts his friend, a registered sex offender"
5989t3_9dmaei,The new virtue signal is the swoosh? These SJW idiots jumping to defend billionaire slave drivers makes me laugh. The comedy of the lefties is way better than anything I'm missing on the late night shows.
5990t3_9dmae0,The alt-left tried to assassinate Jair Bolsonaro today by stabbing him; he is known as the 'Brazilian Trump' and is leading on the campaign trail
5991t3_9dma8e,Posting this every day until President Trump releases the rest of the Page and Strzok texts unredacted. Day #3
5992t3_9dma4w,That last word from the first paragraph of the Twitter IPO.
5993t3_9dma2g,Gay frogs do it.
5994t3_9dm9nv,"So it turns out the “committee confidential “emails so melodramatically put out by Cory Booker had already been cleared for public release, rendering his gesture even emptier than it seemed."
5995t3_9dm9e0,Where did all the videos go ?
5996t3_9dm8zy,Paul Ryan swears in newest member of the House of Representatives: REP. Troy Balderson Ohio
5997t3_9dm8xp,Where is RBG? Oh that’s right! She’s frozen in carbonite until next SCOTUS session:
5998t3_9dm8qz,"‘Confidential’ Kavanaugh emails posted by Cory Booker were cleared, despite dramatic claim of defying rules"
5999t3_9dm8op,"I didn't even think about it before, but Santa WOULD know all about Hillary's many crimes..."
6000t3_9dm8k5,What if an anonymous senior source had written that they were overthrowng Obama’s plan to destabilize the Middle East and Muslimfy the West?
6001t3_9dmeu6,Maybe making it a unique color scheme
6002t3_9dlt51,How do you guys think of the other one is mine
6003t3_9dmvo7,Prof Lars Maischak: ‘Trump Must Hang’. Dickwad Gets New Contract
6004t3_9dmvef,Pedophile and #metoo creator Asia Argento says her 17 year old victim raped her (he didn't)
6005t3_9dmv8a,We haven't forgotten about you Al Franken...
6006t3_9dmv70,Yup. This is them in a nutshell.
6007t3_9dmv39,"Shills, WE have much more Power than your silly down votes."
6008t3_9dmujn,Cory Booker Releasing All The Secrets LIKE A BOSS
6009t3_9dmuf1,Britain is a meme
6010t3_9dmtu7,Senate confirmed 8 more of @POTUS’s judicial nominees today.
6011t3_9dmtl4,Do it you pussy!
6012t3_9dmtgw,Beto even texted my sister in Tennessee
6013t3_9dmsm5,EXPOSED: Real Author of NYT Anonymous Op-Ed GS-15 CIA Analyst | Zero Hedge
6014t3_9dmsix,Vets just love him.
6015t3_9dms2g,Democratic Socialists—be careful what you wish for.
6016t3_9dmrzn,My Trump Amigos Lets Give ABC News A Round Of Applause for Airing Something Positive About Our President For Once
6017t3_9dmrwd,In-depth look at the seedy underworld of Professional Protestors - hiring actors to perform on camera and get arrested FOR MONEY
6018t3_9dmros,California to Require Women Serve on Corporate Boards | Progress Mandatory
6019t3_9dmrns,Stunning revelation: OBAMA committed multiple felony crimes in personally signing off on illegal FISA warrant to spy on Trump campaign
6020t3_9dmrhg,Vox debunked by freedom toons on their poor attempt to derail Tucker
6021t3_9dmr8q,"DJT is the eagles heart, we are the body."
6022t3_9dmr6r,"Google AMP Can Go To Hell - ""Google wants websites to adopt AMP as the default approach to building webpages. Tell them no."""
6023t3_9dmr3a,Brazilian Right Wing Presidental Candidate Jair Bolsonaro stabbed at campaign event
6024t3_9dmqyl,Secret Grand Jury Proceedings Underway Against Andrew McCabe; Witnesses Summoned
6025t3_9dmqvi,CENSORSHIP: Philip DeFranco Doesn't Get It
6026t3_9dmqtm,The Six Card Trumping -----> OC Shitpost in 3D
6027t3_9dmqlx,"""Joshua what are you doing?"" - Russian Nuclear Bombers Intercepted Near Alaska"
6028t3_9dn4wp,Actual NYT source unmasked!
6029t3_9dn4tj,"Found this exceptional example of feminism on my Cuckbook feed today. Remember, it’s about equality."
6030t3_9dn4og,Repost. But seems appropriate for today.
6031t3_9dn4m6,Great tattoo!
6032t3_9dn4lr,"When media interviews go VERY, VERY WRONG! ""Do you have any questions which aren't race-baiting?"""
6033t3_9dn4iw,BWAHAHAHAHAHA
6034t3_9dn4dw,"It’s law now, guys"
6035t3_9dn4bz,Big Tech killing Free Speech!
6036t3_9dn48q,"""Twitter Safety"" on Accounts : We will continue to evaluate reports we receive regarding other accounts potentially associated with @realalexjones or @infowars and will take action if content that violates our rules is reported or if other accounts are utilized in an attempt to circumvent their ban."
6037t3_9dn46y,"This secret, being vital to saving our democracy from Drumph, I would sacrifice my career 30 times to deliver it to you."
6038t3_9dn422,Breaking: Alex Jones Banned From Twitter
6039t3_9dn3yl,"Kim told SK officials that his faith in Trump was ""unchanged"" and that he wanted denuclearization of the Korean peninsula and an end to hostile relations with the United States before Trump's first term ends in early 2021"
6040t3_9dn3ya,Man Caught Paying Off Kavanaugh Protesters Works For Soros-Funded Organization
6041t3_9dn3qm,"Alex Jones says after events that happened on his trip to DC... he thinks Mueller is trying to frame, indict, and kill him. (2:40)"
6042t3_9dn3n2,"Following Yesterday's News That Levi's Would Donate to The Gun Grabbers, Here's How You Can Show Them Your Love"
6043t3_9dn3it,Apparently confronting your accuser IRL and asking for answers is now against the Thought Police rules. Pathetic! ��
6044t3_9dn3dr,Alex Jones just got banned from twitter.
6045t3_9dn393,"""Twitter Safety"" on Alex Jones : Today, we permanently suspended @realalexjones and @infowars from Twitter and Periscope. We took this action based on new reports of Tweets and videos posted yesterday that violate our abusive behavior policy, in addition to the accounts’ past violations."
6046t3_9dn2x7,Donald Trump's Funniest Insults and Comebacks
6047t3_9dn2x2,I clicked this Ad but didn't see any FREE tattoo. Course I didn't donate.
6048t3_9dn2wn,Breaking: Alex Jones and Info Wars banned from Twitter.
6049t3_9dn2ua,Representative of the democrat panda-monium in the Supreme Court hearing.
6050t3_9dn2qb,"Jair Bolsonaro, the ""Brazilian Trump"", Was Just Stabbed In a Campaign Event For His Presidential Campaign"
6051t3_9dn2b0,True Leader or True Drama Teacher you decide...
6052t3_9dn2a6,#AlexJones Confronts #MarcoRubio. Alex destroys this Kunt #infowars
6053t3_9dn0h4,Would you look at the local gym
6054t3_9dnmlx,"HEADS UP: Nationwide Emergency Alert System Test Planned - IPAWS National Test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) and Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA) Set For Thursday, September 20, 2018. Test commences at 2:18 p.m. EDT, and the EAS portion follows at 2:20 p.m. EDT."
6055t3_9dnm6d,Alex Jones Was Just PERMANENTLY BANNED On Twitter
6056t3_9dnlu5,Twitter BANS Alex Jones. TRUMP DO SOMETHING
6057t3_9dnli1,Black Trump Fan Kicked Out Of Restaurant By Manager
6058t3_9dnl6r,Because it’s true
6059t3_9dnkz3,"Fixed my expensive Nikes, threw the old ones out. Will probably never wear these again but they should at least have some dignity if they’re to remain in my house."
6060t3_9dnkqk,Is Soros now under investigation also? Link to tweet in comments.
6061t3_9dnk44,"The left is very close to having a governing majority due entirely to immigration. Despite the promise of the Trump campaign, there isn't much standing in their way. Now, they're just running out the clock."
6062t3_9dnk2z,"Constantly see people saying that conservatives should make a social network. Well, there already is one with huge amounts of cash invested! It won't exist for long if nobody uses it. The only way to make Gab popular is to actually use it. Not affiliated but GET ON GAB. (Alex Jones RIP)"
6063t3_9dnk0w,The anonymous Trump card
6064t3_9dnjw4,"Jack Dorsey Admits Twitter ""Unfairly"" Shadow-banning 600,000+ Conservative Accounts"
6065t3_9dnjq1,BREAKING NEWS. F
6066t3_9dnjj1,My friend sent me this screenshot from her YouTube home page. It has thousands of hits and the comments are saying there’s hope for the future for destroying gender roles and that the boy is so brave. This is sick to me and the parents are probably allowing it.
6067t3_9dnjax,"Nope, there isn't any voting fraud possible here...."
6068t3_9dnj5x,Overheard
6069t3_9dnj50,The Republicans and Democrats need a Divorce per John J. Wall
6070t3_9dnj11,Jair Bolsonaro: Brazil's far-right presidential hopeful stabbed at campaign rally | World news
6071t3_9dnivb,EXCLUSIVE!! Matt Drudge Visits the Alex Jones Show: Full Interview
6072t3_9dnitm,All these people celebrating because alex Jones and infowars have been banned on Twitter. Do they really think that the totalitarian social media bosses will leave them alone and not ban them when they have a bout of words they don't like.
6073t3_9dniqy,He later switched to a red hat
6074t3_9dniln,Saw this online. Had to share. Trump 2020 ��
6075t3_9dniiv,"Another overheard libtard conversation in Durham, NC"
6076t3_9dni18,If people say your dreams are crazy; if they laugh at what you think you can do - good. Stay that way. Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing your reproductive organ.
6077t3_9dni6m,"25 Straight Minutes Of Illegal Aliens Crossing Into US Though Arizona Ranch.. yes they are wearing Camouflage.. Everyday for years and years.. yet no Wall? You better get in someones earhole, email box, voice mail box and make sure they know what you care about and want them to do. #VoteRed"
6078t3_9dni4a,"Hey, remember when this doofus said last week something yuge was gonna drop? WE’RE STILL WAITING, Chuck."
6079t3_9dnuun,Found this on r/trashy and felt like it belonged here.
6080t3_9dnutg,The time is now: Libertarians and Conservatives should totally abandon the leftist Orwellian social media shitholes like Facebook and Twitter
6081t3_9dnumg,#MAGA
6082t3_9dnucj,Our BASED WATER FILTER MERCHANT has been PERMABANNED from twitter after a blocking drive against twitter advertisers. Time to play by their rules. I've included simple instructions to block the 1200 highest spending advertisers on Twitter
6083t3_9dnu8b,"I think we found the ""anonymous source"" of the leaks coming from the White House..."
6084t3_9dnu3p,Makes sense...
6085t3_9dnu27,It’s time to bury twitter.
6086t3_9dntsa,"I am an American, I am Alex Jones. Jack Dorsey is an anti-American liar and enabler of criminals, communists, and pedophiles."
6087t3_9dntik,I don't even care
6088t3_9dntgs,"Biblical version of MSM's ""anonymous sources"""
6089t3_9dnsiw,"I believe I may know who wrote The White House leaker op-ed! And as if you didn't already know, they don't work at the White House!"
6090t3_9dnt1q,REMINDER: Subscribe to Alex Jones' InfoWars channel in BitChute for daily updates
6091t3_9dnt0k,Super cuck to the rescue...
6092t3_9dnszu,JUST LIKE FAKE TV DOCTORS...WE NOW HAVE FAKE TV DEMOCRAT SENATORS. All show and no real experience or credibility. Absolute theatre.
6093t3_9dnsqg,"The goal is to beat the drum that Trump is ignorant, incompetent, hot headed, unstable, a threat to the U.S., etc. and if they say it over and over again, people will believe."
6094t3_9dnsn4,Td Jakes amazing speech
6095t3_9dnsit,"Remember: For every unhinged Leftist who yells at you in a public place, countless bystanders are red pilled. Show your support for Trump and show their literal insanity."
6096t3_9dnse2,Scene from the Kavanaugh Hearing
6097t3_9dns9p,Does anyone have more info on Cincinnati shooter from today?
6098t3_9dns5t,Alyssa Resista
6099t3_9dns3p,"Throwback Thursday: Meme for the past, made in the future..."
6100t3_9dns11,Bankers And Tech Executives Know The Collapse Of Society Is ...
6101t3_9dnrj6,Former U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon's nephew sentenced Thursday to six months in U.S. prison for bribery scheme he thought would result in the sale of a Vietnamese building complex to a Qatari sovereign wealth fund. He pleaded guilty to conspiracy and violating U.S. foreign corruption law
6102t3_9dnrie,You know what this means right?
6103t3_9dnrdc,"We haven't seen poll numbers like this in 73 years! When you can scare the Germans, and those are some tough customers, when you can do that- you're winning, believe me."
6104t3_9dnl7p,"ELI5: When talking about insects, why does some animals not able to memorize the words to a stop?"
6105t3_9dobg2,Landing in Montana now to support Matt Rosendale for U.S. Senate! #MAGA
6106t3_9dobbg,Wyoming GOP Office Set On Fire Less Than Two Days After Opening — Police Say It Was Intentional
6107t3_9dobb7,Theory of General Relativity: A Simplified Explanation
6108t3_9dob9y,Just blew it
6109t3_9dob5r,"The nfl doesn’t care about our anthem. They want to be the global football league. They’ve always desired to expand into Mexico and Europe, why else would they be having games played in these locations for so many years?"
6110t3_9dob1v,"Enough of the U.S.-bashing this week — let's celebrate being Americans, G.I. Joe style"
6111t3_9dob0i,Landing in Montana now to support Matt Rosendale for U.S. Senate! #MAGA
6112t3_9doayq,"Since Goofy is back in the news, when will she be made to account for her xenophobic, anti-immigrant Cherokee ancestors?"
6113t3_9doay0,"Gee, who could have seen this coming? Male rapist says ""I'm a woman now!"", gets sent to women's prison, immediately starts raping female inmates."
6114t3_9doawt,NSFL which one of you did this?
6115t3_9doark,She's How Old?
6116t3_9doam3,"You finally really did it. [falls to his knees screaming @ Twitter's CEO Jack Dorsey] YOU MANIAC! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"
6117t3_9doakj,Burt Reynolds dead at 82
6118t3_9doahe,Are the investigative “journalists” of the New York Times going to investigate themselves - who is the anonymous letter writer?
6119t3_9doa75,Are the investigative “journalists” of the New York Times going to investigate themselves - who is the anonymous letter writer?
6120t3_9doa32,Are the investigative “journalists” of the New York Times going to investigate themselves - who is the anonymous letter writer?
6121t3_9doa26,left insanity: the story of murderer jack unterweger and günther grass
6122t3_9do9l3,HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... RSBN had the camera trained on Jim Acosta
6123t3_9do9iq,Made my first campaign contribution !
6124t3_9do9ij,“Thank You Chairman Kim” – Trump Responds To North Korea's ...
6125t3_9do9eh,Fellow SE Missouri ‘Pedes: Our chance at a local GEOTUS rally has finally arrived!!!
6126t3_9do9be,"Thoughts, Pedes?"
6127t3_9do95c,TWITTER BANS ALEX JONES FOR LIFE
6128t3_9do924,Lil' Jimmy Acucksta's Mom 'Givin' him the Business @ Rally'
6129t3_9do8x0,Who would've known?
6130t3_9dojm8,Saw this on an old ladder at work
6131t3_9dojko,Just in case anyone forgot...
6132t3_9dojgr,Bombshell Report: More than 90 percent of political donations by Google/Alphabet employees went to Democrats.
6133t3_9doj6v,"3 months ago, a liberal Judge demanded Trump unblock Trolls, saying it harmed their free speech. Now liberals are saying that there is no such thing as free speech when it comes to Alex jones and conservatives."
6134t3_9doize,This is Momentous whether you realize it or not
6135t3_9doips,When reality hits you in the face
6136t3_9doije,"Alex Jones Was Just PERMANENTLY BANNED On Twitter Tim Pool1,589 views"
6137t3_9doifn,Deep Scrote...........name coined by Piers Morgan for the NYT anonymous source!
6138t3_9doieq,Trump threatens government shutdown over border wall
6139t3_9doie8,Alex Jones and INFOWARS BANNED from Twitter!
6140t3_9doic7,MSNBC Runs Clip of Shrieking Protesters As Dem Decries ‘Hysterical’ Comment
6141t3_9doias,It’S nOt ReAl SoCiAlIsM!!
6142t3_9dohxd,JUST IN: Grand Jury Impaneled to Investigate Fired FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
6143t3_9dohte,Objections to Calvinism | Vocab Malone [audio]
6144t3_9dohoc,The Moment Alex Jones Gets Banned from Twitter
6145t3_9dohk8,Interesting photo
6146t3_9dohhc,"'At Least I Didn't Die From Tax Cuts,' Whispers Man Dying From Kavanaugh Nomination"
6147t3_9dohe1,Twitter permanently bans Alex Jones and Infowars accounts
6148t3_9doh97,"Alex Jones Storms The Swamp – #1 Trending On Twitter, Trump ..."
6149t3_9doh1o,The fake news media is going crazy!
6150t3_9dogxx,Apparently Different Genders Having Restrictive Physical Contact In A Muslim Country Counts As r/Funny Now
6151t3_9dogug,Twitter just Banned Alex Jones. Who else thinks that it was his plan all along to get banned from these platforms? Just to raise a bigger question or start a conversation? His subscriptions are at a all time high. Just a thought.
6152t3_9dogju,BREAKING: Brazilian Right-Wing Presidential Candidate Jair Bolsonaro Stabbed At Rally!
6153t3_9dogep,Q's & q's are popping up everywhere couldn't be a coincidence; meet the Qaynuqa Tribe! Jewish Root of the Saudi Royals! Islam 1400 years of deception & cultural appropriation!
6154t3_9dog2q,Ben Sasse on Neocon-Shill Hugh Hewitt's show today shitting on the President and neither questioned the legitimacy of the NYT article. IMO: They are participating in the disinfo campaign for a coup (25th Amendment).
6155t3_9dor6y,Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everyone.
6156t3_9dor2d,You haven't heard of it?
6157t3_9dor0k,Cory Booker's official campaign poster released
6158t3_9doqwp,"Even after over 2 years, this is what the LEFT and the Elites STILL just do not get about Trump"
6159t3_9doqqd,"""I am...embarrassed"""
6160t3_9doqq8,TIL “sacrificing everything” means selling out for millions
6161t3_9doqkg,If you think the liberals are mad now....
6162t3_9doqdc,The War on Honesty: Twitter Bans Alex Jones for Conducting Actual Journalism
6163t3_9doqcy,The War on Honesty: Twitter Bans Alex Jones For Conducting Actual Journalism!
6164t3_9doqco,Bruce Ohr’s efforts to secretly reshape the Trump probe started earlier in summer ‘16
6165t3_9doq42,“Brown Power” means being proud of breaking laws. That’s pretty stupid.
6166t3_9dopws,Crazy Bernie Believes too
6167t3_9dopw1,"Fellow 'pede and I have made our book ""Newsreal"" free for all y'all to download as a PDF. It's a scathing satire about the lying mainstream media, identity politics run amok, & about alphabet agencies using fake news to divide Americans / send the country to war."
6168t3_9dopvj,"Three flights with hundreds of ill passengers at JFK and Philly, the one common link? All three flights had people who had been at the Hajj in Mecca. Looks like a Mecca-flu epidemic is going on"
6169t3_9dopto,"I find your lack of Faith Goldy disturbing. The Toronto election for mayor continues to see big Trump fan Goldy banned by media. Banned in polls, where colluding media only have failed mayor and failed city planner. Toronto Star writer Edward Keenan is directing profanity to Faith and her voters."
6170t3_9doprc,31 Muslims appear in Huddersfield court on child sexual exploitation charges
6171t3_9dopi8,DONALD! THE KAVANOUGH VOTES....THEY ARE SAFE!
6172t3_9dopa9,BREAKING: Saved by the Bell! Lisa... TOTALLY FOR WHITE POWER!!!! Omggggggggggg
6173t3_9dop6m,The Dems Gained Another Permanent Vote Today. Bonus: They Didn't Have to Pay Him.
6174t3_9dop5o,Kamala Harris BTFO
6175t3_9doosf,"“Phantom Pain” Breakthrough Uses Machine Learning, Augmented ..."
6176t3_9doobk,Media double standards
6177t3_9doo64,When you miss the Trump rally because you're still in a confirmation hearing facing Democrat nonsense
6178t3_9donyq,Ted Cruz Kavanaugh's Obstruction Just an attempt to Try to Relitigate the 2016 Election! Straight Talk from Ted about Trump! Outstanding!
6179t3_9donty,Great way to fuck Sessions and the media
6180t3_9donxh,"Need to be a dick to me at a Craigslist seller, ended up making them pay with pennies!"
6181t3_9do55r,HMB while i do this pool on a boat
6182t3_9dp6nn,I have been cutting for the Thermic Effect of Increased Frequency in Strength Training?
6183t3_9dpeji,Montana loves Trump. Rally packed wall to wall tonight.
6184t3_9dpej5,Court Documents: Prosecutors Say Noor Showed a Reckless Disregard For Human Life
6185t3_9dpei8,"They Don't Have Anything on Carter Page, and They Never Did"
6186t3_9dpe73,How I Feel Watching My President
6187t3_9dpe2e,"U.S.-Canada trade talks grind on, but 'final' issues unresolved - All Big issues - SoiBoi & Lavagirl want the US to give Canada everything they want & we get Nothing - No Deal - You can join the agreed treaty or have your own but NAFTA is Demised - Deader than a Norwegian Blue Parrot"
6188t3_9dpe28,Read the letter Gary Cohen allegedly stole from Trump's desk
6189t3_9dpe0v,Senator Blumenthal is a disgusting man - says he was tempted to use pictures of dead children to further his nasty anti gun agenda
6190t3_9dpdy8,Podesta the molester is praying they bring him down.
6191t3_9dpduk,"As I read this article, I couldn't help bu chuckle at the things we have to do to travel to another country when all we really have to do is sneak across the border, claim we are refugees and get free shit!"
6192t3_9dpdt5,"After the housing crash, and Obama’s election Nancy Pelosi’s net worth skyrocketed. that’s odd..."
6193t3_9dpdpz,Professional Protestor For Hire
6194t3_9dpdlb,The real MVP
6195t3_9dpdfx,'Brazil's Donald Trump' presidential candidate(Jair Bolsonaro) knifed by left-wign activist in rally
6196t3_9dpdc3,Democrats veer to the Left. Outright Socialist.
6197t3_9dpdag,Tucker takes it to jack
6198t3_9dpdaf,FUCK Frozen or Disney! Took away a MAGA supporter's flag
6199t3_9dpd8q,"Theatrical version of 'Frozen' actor rips POTUS Trump flag from an audience member. Keep digging that hole deeper, America haters."
6200t3_9dpcww,Pedes are media now!
6201t3_9dpcp3,Time traveler spotted in iconic Alex Jones photo
6202t3_9dpceo,Just a reminder Democrats are the low IQ party and also liars: Obama's Magic Wand
6203t3_9dpccu,"Broadway show ""Frozen"""
6204t3_9dpbt5,COURT OPENS DOOR TO MORE CHILD PORN - Reverses rule regarding records of age of actors.
6205t3_9dpb8z,"Darn white people and their... [shuffles deck, pulls card]... *musical genius*."
6206t3_9dpb8f,Believe
6207t3_9dplz1,I've never seen so many children and pregnant women crossing illigally
6208t3_9dplsf,Anyone remember this meme?
6209t3_9dplk2,"""I'm A Liberal Democrat Who Voted For Hillary Clinton And I Want You To Confirm Brett Kavanaugh"""
6210t3_9dplb7,"""Even If"""
6211t3_9dpl7o,Leftists.
6212t3_9dpl3p,"Sessions getting serious about tech company crackdown, will meet with state attorneys general"
6213t3_9dpkxn,Sara Carter Calls on Trump to Declassify Carter Page FISA
6214t3_9dpks1,The man really is an inspiration to himself
6215t3_9dpkrc,Press Conference: Lee Zeldin and Members of Congress Call on President Trump to Declassify Critical Documents…
6216t3_9dpklx,HAHAHAHA WHICH ONE OF YOU MADMEN DID THIS???
6217t3_9dpk9v,The Trybunal of Free Speech for Social Media
6218t3_9dpk7s,Bill Clinton is a RAPIST!
6219t3_9dpk45,Hmmm....what to watch?
6220t3_9dpk0b,"Arizona Rancher Captures Hours Of Footage Of Illegal Aliens Dressed In Camouflage And Brandishing Guns Crossing Over The US-Mexico Border Onto His 50,000-Acre Property"
6221t3_9dpjur,Our greatPresident Trump is holding a rally in the great state of Montana. I love his support of our people and my home state. DRAIN THE SWAMP.
6222t3_9dpjor,Does it even have to be said?
6223t3_9dpjnl,Flint Michigan water crisis SOLVED
6224t3_9dpj58,Perfection.
6225t3_9dpit1,The limp wristed libtards that don’t like sports or Trump have nothing else to do tonight but cast their downvotes en mass. America still loves football....just not what the nfl has become.
6226t3_9dpiqs,Article on IDF funding Syrian rebels pulled on request of 'army's censor' - JPost to RT
6227t3_9dpiom,"PATRIOTS...Trump fans line up extra early, some OVERNIGHT, for best seats at Billings rally | Local | billingsgazette.com"
6228t3_9dpicv,Justice for John John!!
6229t3_9dphy9,Donald Trump is on the hunt after reports of a 'resistance' in his ranks
6230t3_9dphrt,Submit #RealNews Questions
6231t3_9dphhv,the next ad campaign...
6232t3_9dptqy,"Pick A Title, Any Title..."
6233t3_9dpto3,"“Believe in something, Even if it means taking a knee”"
6234t3_9dptjw,Where Are We?
6235t3_9dpta6,"Why settle for mere Justice, if you can combine it with Winning?"
6236t3_9dpt8h,The Ground is Impeachment.
6237t3_9dpt5j,"Just a MAGA porterhouse steak with a side of Montana Trump Rally , baked potato w/ fresh chive, spur creme..and steamed broccoli w/ cheese sauce.."
6238t3_9dpt47,"""NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD PUBLISH HIS NAME AT ONCE"" President Trump CALLS OUT The Resistance Promises They Will Be Exposed Soon"
6239t3_9dpt3j,Why We Build: 25 Straight Minutes Of Illegal Aliens Crossing Into US Through Arizona Ranch Caught On Video
6240t3_9dpsyl,This is why Alex Jones was banned from twitter.
6241t3_9dpsm1,She is just a miserable Bitch!
6242t3_9dpsfe,Anyone notice the guy in the background is wearing Google Glass? Thought that died out a few years ago.
6243t3_9dps8y,Exclusive: FBI Kept From U.S. Spy Court Russian View of Carter Page as 'an Idiot' | RealClearInvestigations
6244t3_9dps6l,How I feel discussing politics with people outside the US these days
6245t3_9dps3n,Media effects DNC’s Politburo Endgame
6246t3_9dps2d,BREAKING!!!! ANONYMOUS TIP!!
6247t3_9dps1c,Donald Trump Jr. just retweeted this meme.
6248t3_9dprxg,Plaid Shirt Guy at Trump Rally wore a rose sticker representing the 'Democratic Socialists of America'
6249t3_9dprsw,Still more respected than Cory Booker
6250t3_9dprkf,Which one of you MAGA Pedes was at the Frozen broadway show? MAGA!
6251t3_9dprk5,"At rally, Trump accuses New York Times of 'treason'"
6252t3_9dprjq,THANK YOU to the lady who just replaced the anti-trump clown to the left of Trumps shoulder at the rally!
6253t3_9dpris,Watch Live: President Trump holds 'MAGA' rally in Montana
6254t3_9dprim,"Anybody who needs to post video content that can’t be censored, here is a great app. We need to move away from YouTube, Google, and censorship."
6255t3_9dpr1t,America's Bandit
6256t3_9dpqxw,Just reposting for the shills. This usually gets a ton of down vote. DEAL WITH IT CORY!!!!
6257t3_9dq16f,Judge K - I APPLY THE LAW!
6258t3_9dq0zm,"Sad Plaid, Daria, and Big Red get ejected SUPER CUT"
6259t3_9dq0yf,WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THIS GUY???
6260t3_9dq0tl,MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
6261t3_9dq0jn,"""We will make America safe again, We will make America strong again..."""
6262t3_9dq0g7,H.A. has downed the whole bottle #2A
6263t3_9dq0ev,Okay.. which one of you was this?
6264t3_9dq09l,DailyMail is attacking like crazy before the midterms.
6265t3_9dq09g,"Yes! Norway Looks to Strip 1,600 Somalis of Refugee Status, Send Back to Somalia. - To Make America Great Again, We Must Follow Norway's Example!"
6266t3_9dq07g,How I feel every time I walk into the lions den to preach reason.
6267t3_9dq06j,Trump Signs Executive Order to Ease Retirement Saving Rules for Small Businesses
6268t3_9dq00z,Bill Clinton has others take a knee
6269t3_9dpzw8,"The lady on the left was with Brett, and the one on the right was behind trump, maybe she’s SS"
6270t3_9dpzri,Trump says government shutdown not likely before November election
6271t3_9dpzph,This article from 5 hours ago did not age well.
6272t3_9dpzpi,"""Everything's a lot tougher when it's for real. That's when you choke. When it's for real."" --Stephen King"
6273t3_9dpzns,I saw Jeff Sessions while stoped at a traffic light today!
6274t3_9dpzjf,For your meme-ing enjoyment!
6275t3_9dpzgh,Plaid Shirt Cuck is TIRED OF WINNING!!! PLEASE PRESIDENT TRUMP! HE CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE WINNING!!!
6276t3_9dpzfx,Racist GEOTUS invites Kim Kardashian West and .....wait...Van Jones to the White House....impossible....
6277t3_9dpzfn,"‘At Least I Didn’t Die From Tax Cuts,’ Whispers Man Dying From Kavanaugh Nomination"
6278t3_9dpzew,Hand you should avoid using as to not trigger lefties!
6279t3_9dpzda,Desperate Shadow Government’s Seditious Plots Fail to Topple Trump
6280t3_9dpzd3,"Ohhh nooo, that sucks..."
6281t3_9dpzbx,So true...
6282t3_9dq88g,What are ur thought Pedes? Do you think it’s gonna be based. New movie called The Oath.
6283t3_9dq87w,When booker threatened to release classified documents.
6284t3_9dq82s,Creepy Uncle Joe strikes again!!!
6285t3_9dq825,"BREAKING- someone is still watching the NFL! ""No NFL players visibly kneel during season opener"""
6286t3_9dq7yx,How to delete your twitter account.
6287t3_9dq7ye,Just a photo of New Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh and his lovely family along with our favorite President -- Good luck downvoting THIS you Soros shills!
6288t3_9dq7wj,First Trump Rally in the books!!
6289t3_9dq7mq,Pickle kisser
6290t3_9dq7il,Who got that rope?
6291t3_9dq7fl,Trump slams New York Time op-ed but fails twice in attempt to say 'anonymous'
6292t3_9dq7ap,Crazies complain about jewelry store billboard
6293t3_9dq7aa,Jack Lying Cuck Dorsey v Alex Real Man Jones
6294t3_9dq709,Anti-Trumpers get kicked out of the rally
6295t3_9dq6yh,"Looked up Jack Dorsey, found a pathetic image of him as a teenager...and then there's Alex Jones as a teenager, hmmm I wonder which is the Cuck and which is the Alpha..."
6296t3_9dq6r9,Fear book. Bob Woodward. Political cartoon I drew
6297t3_9dq6jc,How long can I go?
6298t3_9dq6i3,"Congress, instead of politicizing judges, do your jobs."
6299t3_9dq6fk,We love ya buddy.
6300t3_9dq6fc,LOL!
6301t3_9dq6e6,They lie!
6302t3_9dq697,If you think the Dimocrats and the left are losing their minds over Kavanaugh......wait till POTUS gets to replace RBG!
6303t3_9dq62n,"This kid was asking to be memed hard. Okay kiddo, you are now ""FLANNEL GUY"""
6304t3_9dq619,The real life Al Bundy
6305t3_9dq5rt,The essence of the #WalkAway movement
6306t3_9dq5nj,I bet he never scored 4 touchdowns in a single game
6307t3_9dql4v,"Actress Issa Rae threatened to cancel her HBO show “Insecure” if Melania Trump liked the program, so the first lady’s office called her bluff - The spokesperson for the first lady’s office, Stephanie Grisham, responded, “Alert: FYI @IssaRae, @FLOTUS likes your show!"
6308t3_9dqkv2,God Bless the Meme Queen
6309t3_9dqk83,jeez obsessed much goolag? all I wanted to do was read up on the high Canadian duties on milk
6310t3_9dqk2x,Stop The Theatrics! It’s Absolutely Ridiculous.
6311t3_9dqjgt,Two Genders ONLY
6312t3_9dqjgf,In case you needed more proof that @twitter @jack are colluding w/ @cnn to shut down Conservative speech on Twitter
6313t3_9dqjga,"2 SCOOPS, 2 The_Donald SIGNS, 2 TERMS"
6314t3_9dqj94,One Word... DEMONcrats
6315t3_9dqim5,When Show How Politically Impotent Your Side Ready Is (Kavanaugh)
6316t3_9dqidf,Worth a second look: These two plus the guy on their right- DSA (Democratic Socialists of America). Planted behind Trump. Eventually replaced but worth watching during the speech tonight.
6317t3_9dqia8,"Hoorah, Believe in something. RIP Legend. Chris Thank you for your sacrifices."
6318t3_9dqi90,"Speech: Donald Trump Holds a Political Rally in Billings, Montana - September 6, 2018"
6319t3_9dqhz8,Trump doubles down on 'treason' accusation after New York Times op-ed
6320t3_9dqhl3,"""Elizabeth Warren: 'It's Time' to Invoke the 25th Amendment"" man these people are crazy"
6321t3_9dqhk9,Hahahahah Zina Bash meming the Senate
6322t3_9dqgw5,Found this on Kaya Jones’ IG
6323t3_9dqgpq,"Sing, you motherfucker, sing!"
6324t3_9dqgkl,"The Visual Signs of TDS. Ask your doctor if The Redpill is right for you. Symptoms may include gain in muscle mass, patriotic thoughts, sudden interest in history, discovery of your inner self, lost of appetite for soy, and highly aware of propaganda and degeneracy."
6325t3_9dqgcl,"This makes me feel better about the safety of President Trump. Found this comment from someone who was at a rally two years ago, so even BEFORE he was President!"
6326t3_9dqgb4,"Whoa Nellie… Ding, Ding, Ding…Congressional Sources Confirm Timeline of Bruce Ohr, Chris Steele and FBI Contacts With Andrew McCabe, Lisa Page and Peter Strzok…"
6327t3_9dqg4b,Scott Walker urges NFL players to 'get out there and stand up' for anthem
6328t3_9dqg38,CoryBooker Describes Imaginary Friend T-Bone
6329t3_9dqfym,Leftism in a nutshell (inb4 leftists accuse of being anti mix race/religion)
6330t3_9dqfqw,"""Hillary Clinton helped raise more than a million dollars for the Democratic group that donated to the campaign of Jill McCabe, the wife of an FBI big who later oversaw the investigation into Clinton’s emails."" You can't take money from someone and then 'investigate' the same person, very wrong."
6331t3_9dqfnr,Cornball Cory Fist Bumping His Good Buddy T-Bone
6332t3_9dqrxp,"Yep, just couldnt help myself."
6333t3_9dqrov,We ARE sending our BEST!!
6334t3_9dqrm6,Me So Horny
6335t3_9dqrke,Happy Donald
6336t3_9dqrdq,LOL! My Italian mother was on it. Smelled something fishy right away while watching Trump rally.
6337t3_9dqr8u,"Watch ""Auctioneer Congressman Billy Long Drowns Out Protester at Dorsey Hearing"" on YouTube"
6338t3_9dqr2s,Even if it means sleeping with everyone.
6339t3_9dqqqx,This is why we say feminism is cancer.
6340t3_9dqqn5,Who’s ready for all the 25th amendment bullshit tomorrow?
6341t3_9dqqk9,Based Zina! One of us?
6342t3_9dqqec,"Senator Hatch Office on Twitter: ""“You know... I knew Spartacus.”… """
6343t3_9dqqap,r/politics is 100% LEFT just in case you were not aware.
6344t3_9dqq1f,"Nice camera angle on Senator Booker during the Kavanaugh confirmation hearing. Cory, your attempts to derail the hearings were a joke. And now you look like one, too."
6345t3_9dqpii,We Will Beat The Swamp
6346t3_9dqpht,Never take economic advice from a guy who doesn’t own a comb but has three houses
6347t3_9dqpfp,9th Grade History Homework...
6348t3_9dqpc8,He is Doing It
6349t3_9dqpar,Twitter is blocking people from viewing Trump. It's time to switch from twitter to minds.
6350t3_9dqpa7,Giuliani says deal near for written questions from Mueller
6351t3_9dqp5a,Can we get some love for the brave straight white males who made it all possible?
6352t3_9dqp3j,Report: Federal Prosecutors Impanel Grand Jury in Andrew McCabe Probe
6353t3_9dqp0z,Bill Clinton is a Nikest Infowars.com
6354t3_9dqoua,Frank Zappa is a genius
6355t3_9dqonu,Pede spotted out in the wild!
6356t3_9dqomt,Rare Trump No Steal
6357t3_9dqy4b,MOAR ZINA!
6358t3_9dqxrd,Remember to say thanks to this guy for all our judicial confirmations. Thanks Harry Reid!
6359t3_9dqxhj,How do you find out about Rally's?
6360t3_9dqx8p,"Hey New York Times, anonymous sources say that the Philadelphia Experiment was actually a part of the Russian Oligarchy’s nefarious plot to elect Donald Trump by transporting a team of Marines forward in time 74 years. They forced voters across the nation to vote republican at gunpoint in 2016."
6361t3_9dqx5r,Sheldon Whitehouse Uses Poster With Spelling Mistakes To Suggest Kavanaugh Is Obligated To Recuse Himself If Hearing A Case About Trump ..... hahahahaha ..... not sending their best folks
6362t3_9dqwni,Lack of creativity....
6363t3_9dqwjy,NYT starts to investigate their journalists.
6364t3_9dqwis,Hannity: Ratcliffe discusses Bruce Ohr's deposition
6365t3_9dqwdd,"eat a dick, Chuck Todd lol"
6366t3_9dqw15,ICE Raids Dairy Farm Where Illegal Alien Accused of Killing Mollie Tibbetts Worked .... GOOD! Grab her 'taco tacky dad' too
6367t3_9dqvz9,Hey globalists whatcha gunna do when Trumpmania runs wild on you brother?
6368t3_9dqvyj,Wew.
6369t3_9dqvwt,Never-Trumpers Prove Willing To Burn Down GOP In Revenge For Trump
6370t3_9dqvlh,"President Trump’s Pearl Harbor comments turn out to be misreported, all of Japan sighs in relief"
6371t3_9dqv7f,BREAKING: Joe Rogan Experience #1169 - Elon Musk - Live Now
6372t3_9dqv10,That time standing up for Trump on Redacted made me feel like a minor Internet celebrity.
6373t3_9dqumg,Alex Jones had a few AMAs with us. Would love to see him on again.
6374t3_9dqul4,Mexico finds 166 bodies in mass grave
6375t3_9dquf1,I'll bet thats the only stiffing he ever gave her!
6376t3_9dqu6t,Donald Trump Jr: 'Some Low Level Idiot' Wrote NYT Op-Ed
6377t3_9dqtme,Meanwhile at Kavanaugh’s hearing
6378t3_9dqtm2,New Jersey should and will do better than this.
6379t3_9dqt85,It shouldnt be too hard to narrow down the people who might be responsible for it.
6380t3_9dqt02,"I am thrilled to officially announce- the #WalkAway March on Washington, October 26-28th. It will be a weekend to change history. Join us!!! And please share this video! #WalkAway #WalkAwayMarch #WalkAwayCampaign (from Brian Straka (the unsilent minority))"
6381t3_9dqsy6,Right wing candidate from Brazil (Bolsonaro) is recovering well!
6382t3_9dr0wj,[NSFW] LOOKS LIKE A TOTALLY NORMAL PERSON RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM OUR HUMAN WRITING JOBS
6383t3_9dqlt4,Emptiness in Chan Buddhism and why you are and don’t pay attention to
6384t3_9dr93t,Hamas Bomb Expert Blows Himself Up
6385t3_9dr8va,"They're not sending their best, folks"
6386t3_9dr8up,"Dianne Feinstein's Failed Logic on ""Assault Weapons"" During Kavanaugh Hearing (Dementia is just sad)"
6387t3_9dr8dj,Burt Reynolds dead � may you RIP Turd Ferguson Tribute Video
6388t3_9dr80l,Sharing a special moment with Zina.
6389t3_9dr7y3,Montana made sure to give The Donald a very gracious welcome!!
6390t3_9dr7xu,"‘You are incredibly shameful,’ Alex Jones told Oliver Darcy, adding, ‘You are literally an anti-American, anti-free speech coward.'” FUCK CNN! FUCK OLIVER DARCY!"
6391t3_9dr7ii,Legend!
6392t3_9dr76y,"TFW you are too tired to prosecute Hillary Clinton, because you spent the night writing an Op-ed to the NYT..."
6393t3_9dr72i,Sharing the best experience of my life with you all. Please enjoy!!
6394t3_9dr6j6,John Cornyn floats ousting Cory Booker from Senate during Kavanaugh hearing
6395t3_9dr6hu,And then they came for Paul Joseph Watson
6396t3_9dr60l,"Charlie Kirk: According to two Congressional leaders that I spoke with earlier: John Brennan, self admitted communist party voter, still has his security clearance notwithstanding the direct order from the President Who is disobeying the order? Why is this happening? Deep state?"
6397t3_9dr5to,A NEW ZEALAND CLONE OF HILLARY CLINTON
6398t3_9dr5ec,"ZINA BASH - � OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!! (https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/1037879034485518336/video/1)"
6399t3_9dr5f5,Don't do it
6400t3_9dr592,That's it. I'm done. I'm going to do everything in my power to create a Twitter alternative based on Blockchain technology. I'm already learning Python anyways. I encourage everyone to do the same. Let the market where free speech lives.
6401t3_9dr52a,Read ⁦@politicalelle⁩ at ⁦@FDRLST⁩ on the grotesque political war on ⁦@DevinNunes⁩ and his family. The left is pulling out all the stops.
6402t3_9dr50b,Legacy media attacks Trump over Lincoln remarks; but Trump is right again and the fake news of the day did revile Lincoln
6403t3_9dr4wl,"�You aren't even ""allowed"" to tweet out the video that led to Alex Jones' ban. Reporting the news is now banned on Twitter.�"
6404t3_9dr4l4,Flannel Guy reminds me of someone...
6405t3_9dr4kp,MSM TERRORIST.
6406t3_9dr4id,"True servants of the people need not boast. This anonymous author does, so we know he is not."
6407t3_9dr40i,Brain of democrat. (repost from somewhere else)
6408t3_9drevw,"Nolte: Woodward Book, NY Times Op-Ed Reveal Trump's Done Nothing Wrong"
6409t3_9dres1,Andrew Gillum: Trump’s Jerusalem Embassy Move Was ‘Unnecessary’ and A ‘Provocation’ | Breitbart
6410t3_9drehz,Gorka: NYT Anonymous White House Op-Ed a National Security Issue...or a Hoax
6411t3_9dregd,The tolerant left strike again
6412t3_9dredk,Sun Tzu And the Trump Doctrine | A GREAT READ
6413t3_9dre97,Mexican Jewish White Supremacist gives secret dog whistle hand signals to racist green frog supporters.
6414t3_9dre6d,Lauren Southern Becomes a Man - This is how easy it is folks.
6415t3_9dre57,VIOLENT LEFT STRIKES IN BRAZIL!
6416t3_9drdts,Donald J. Trump on Twitter
6417t3_9drdoq,Proud Boys ride through muslim compound in USA
6418t3_9drd95,Colion Noir's New Series - The Stories of America's Forgotten Men and Women
6419t3_9drd43,I love our President. I hate that I can't express this elsewhere.
6420t3_9drcyh,This is in a small Ukrainian town that Jews have a pilgrimage at on the new year. My day was going pretty shitty till I saw this
6421t3_9drcxq,#NAME?
6422t3_9drcwr,FLOOD @TWITTERSAFETY WITH PICS OF YOUR INFOWARS APP. WHO’S WITH ME?
6423t3_9drcmy,If this scene doesn’t scream “the liberal way” ... (Falling Down - 1993)
6424t3_9drcl8,Copper isn't the only type of mine in Minnesota...
6425t3_9drcek,ONE OF US
6426t3_9drc62,Brazilian Right Wing candidate brutally stabbed by a radical left wing militant (video in the comments) #FORÇACAPITÃO
6427t3_9drbhy,Deep State Throwback!!
6428t3_9drasw,Politics 101: The Dual Goals of Social Media's Blatant Right Wing Censorship
6429t3_9draov,"It's like a sweet lullaby for the worried patriot... ""Don't worry. We will win."""
6430t3_9draia,"90% BENT LEFT: BOMBSHELL REPORT - 90% of GOOGLE Employee Contributions Went To Dems... rightly amplify fears that everything we read, see, and hear is being controlled by tech industry employees with a left-wing political agenda."
6431t3_9dra1v,Alex Jones exposes Marco Rubio as a sellout RINO
6432t3_9dr9vu,Best way I've found to explain American point of view about illegal immigration.
6433t3_9drkv8,Live from Billings MT: Socialist virgins kicked out by beautiful pedes. America becoming greater in real time���
6434t3_9drkp0,"FAKE ""ANONYMOUS INSIDER"": I expect that the author of that NYTimes op-ed will SOMEHOW evade ever being revealed - because the insider doesn't exist and the op-ed is complete bullshit. Here's my basis for that:"
6435t3_9drk6x,"Great article summarizing NYT, Deep State and Libtard hystrionics"
6436t3_9drjv6,Mueller's Briefcase
6437t3_9drjt7,Fuck AP Euro
6438t3_9drj96,"#PlaidShirtGuy Removed From Trump Rally Is Tyler Linfesty from Billings, MT..."
6439t3_9drikn,UN Facing Worst Nightmare: Trump to Personally Chair UN Security Council Meeting
6440t3_9drif5,"Apparently this is white ""fragility"""
6441t3_9dricl,"""I am Spartacus"""
6442t3_9dri92,Obama Says He'll Leave Denmark Taxpayer-Funded Speech If His Contract Is Released to the Public
6443t3_9drhwn,CUTTING EDGE TRUDEAU
6444t3_9drhlz,Mass Exodus from Venezuela... in 2 years it will all bubble north. WALL!!
6445t3_9drhi8,Hillary gets sacked!
6446t3_9drhfi,I returned my Nikes...
6447t3_9drh5a,Kek
6448t3_9drh0h,The Left is insane
6449t3_9drgto,Over 200 protesters arrested during Kavanaugh hearings -- Where are the consequences for handing out passes? Handing out money?
6450t3_9drgr6,"We need your prayers- ""Brazil's Trump"", Jair Bolsonaro, stabbed at political rally"
6451t3_9drg62,"Quick note. Alex Jones, no matter what you think, has been right about some very important shit."
6452t3_9drg0q,Blue check DC Bureau chief of Yahoo News could only get one retweet in 10 hours. LOL
6453t3_9drfwz,"Not that difficult, guys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
6454t3_9drfre,Diane Feinstein and the dumbest Tweet you've seen today. Probably the dumbest all week.
6455t3_9drfdl,"Shower Thought: In The Old Days Journalists Would Have Killed For More Information On Obama’s Weaponizing Of The Intelligence Community For Political Gain / Watergate x1000. But Here We Are, 2018, And I Get The Feeling That They Are Working Overtime To Suppress The Biggest Story Of Our Lifetimes."
6456t3_9drejy,What’s the difference between absorbing and capturing a neutron star jets significantly change the amount of numbers between 0 and 1?
6457t3_9druyz,Her name was Justine Damond.
6458t3_9druj9,Anyone else here concerned about A.I?
6459t3_9drucz,"Wow, Margaret Howell... RSPN: They are covering every rally!"
6460t3_9drt34,"""Missouri college will no longer wear N! ke following ad featuring C0lin Ka*pern*ck....we believe N! ke is promoting an attitude of division & disrespect toward America,” College of the Ozarks President Jerry C. Davis said. “If N! ke is ashamed of America, we are ashamed of them."
6461t3_9drsec,Suit seeks payout for immigrant families separated at border
6462t3_9drs3x,12 Disturbing Quotes from Margaret Sanger: Planned Parenthood’s Foundress
6463t3_9drrjy,That libtard Woodward got a taped phone call with the POTUS. Why does the POTUS keep talking to these America haters?
6464t3_9drqhr,Zina with a bit o' Salt & Pepe!
6465t3_9drpqn,More Zina...Check out what she lets peak while they are discussing throwing out wrong Supreme Court rulings...What Could This Mean ;)
6466t3_9drpj3,"Just to make sure I'm never oppressed again - and for equal rights - I'd like people to now refer to my penis as my ""Front Stick"""
6467t3_9drp1i,Just spotted driving up and down in the middle of Times Square NYC! Which one of you crazy pedes was it?
6468t3_9drotd,Not the soldiers but curvy women.
6469t3_9drot2,WAPO ANNOUNCES: Resistance “SLEEPER” cells in the Executive Branch “awakening.” *Sh!t just got real.
6470t3_9droqo,Beto O’Rourke is showing the FU*K up.
6471t3_9drooe,Found in Communism sub. It goes on to say that she when she sees police that she wants to kill them. MSM needs to be held responsible for this type of delusion. Some of the people on CNN and MSNBC need to be in prison. Sorry but it's true. This isn't freedom of speech to delude people like this.
6472t3_9drof1,"300 verified Twitter accounts promoting anti-white racism. Strange what will get one banned and what will get one check-marked, isn't it?"
6473t3_9dro0h,"WV is arguably the reddest state in the nation. Trump won this state by a 41% margin, and Hilary didn’t win a single county. In light of this, are there any West Virginians who can explain to me why you’re dead set on re-electing a Democratic Senator, who has voted against much of Trump’s agenda? �"
6474t3_9drnrd,It's a Good Life
6475t3_9drngh,TRW u remember the 2016 Al Smith dinner.
6476t3_9drn9r,"Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing someone else’s everything"
6477t3_9drn0w,Is that what (C) stands for?
6478t3_9drlrh,"Sorry, but violent radicals have taken over your party. #WalkAway"
6479t3_9drl9n,And she touched her chin like that green frog guy does
6480t3_9drl64,Heading to work.
6481t3_9drl3x,"A true lady pede, if there ever was one"
6482t3_9drruj,Kellyanne Conway Admits Trump's Ratings With Republicans Are Now Part of the high-profile Foreign Affairs chairman to buy guns
6483t3_9ds45f,"Our ""Master mechanic"" just put atf into a shop so"
6484t3_9ds92p,Anti-Kavanaugh libtards harassing Chuck Grassley
6485t3_9ds8pv,"Booker Grandstanding for Nothing, Hah Spartacus my Ass, What a Poser!"
6486t3_9ds8ph,"RAISE SHIELDS, Boys! Soy-tard 'Fans"" Shoot-their-load of SJW-Torpedoes, beginning the End of a Great Franchise, now a Fucking Dumpster-Fire everyone with a brain is Fleeing from! So. Much. Cringe."
6487t3_9ds7vd,Not real socialism
6488t3_9ds7ki,"L. O. L. Just A Reminder That Although Jack Is The CEO of Twitter, His Decision To Censor Conservatives Is Very Much Based In The Same Teenage Girl Logic That Made Him Get That Sweet Nose Ring �"
6489t3_9ds71v,#FreeAlex
6490t3_9ds6xw,"With Election Night just 2 days away, IS threatens to decapitate Sweden Democrats party leader Jimmie Ã…kesson and his 4-year old son if he does not step down as party leader and prime minister candidate."
6491t3_9ds6xt,Is SHADILAY making a comeback??
6492t3_9ds6to,Exclusive Alex Jones Reacts To Being Censored On Twitter!
6493t3_9ds6i4,Shameless CA Legislators Pass Bill To Allow Them To Live Outside Their Districts
6494t3_9ds4pr,Tag a LIBTARD for epic ownage
6495t3_9ds489,ICE Raids Dairy Farm Where Illegal Alien Accused of Killing Mollie Tibbetts Worked
6496t3_9ds42y,Infowars on Chrome and Firefox. MASSIVE DIFFERENCE!
6497t3_9ds3wf,The War on Honesty: Twitter Bans Alex Jones and Infowars for Conducting Actual Journalism (Styx with the Spice)
6498t3_9ds35q,The Spirit Of Alex Jones
6499t3_9ds2vt,NBC: More flights from Middle East arrive with ill passengers
6500t3_9ds1ws,Picture Of Removed Kavanaugh Protestor Getting Paid Outside Of Capital Building
6501t3_9ds1s4,BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST
6502t3_9ds1ez,"""Language for an Executive Order Ending Affirmative Action"" p. 9"
6503t3_9ds1b5,New video highlights Scot Peterson's failure to stop Parkland shooter
6504t3_9ds15o,Pascoe: South Carolina Grand Jury Wants It’s Investigation Into State House Corruption Made Public
6505t3_9ds0xw,"Bolsonaro ""The brazilian Trump"" gets stabbed by leftist, left is a cancer!!!"
6506t3_9ds0re,"Almost five years ago, I still get a good laugh out of the logic used by the robber and his family."
6507t3_9ds0m1,"***OH, MY SIDES!!!*** Opinion | Kavanaugh Will Kill the Constitution - The New York Times"
6508t3_9dsjra,Scientist hard at work to revive chesty puller from the dead to lead the space force
6509t3_9dsjo5,Profile in courage. Like Booker's hoax fire rescue in 2012. He is building a great hoax resume for a presidential run. Next week he will tell us he was under sniper fire in Bosnia and after that maybe we will hear about the time he was stuffed in a trash bag with racial slurs written on his forehead
6510t3_9dsjay,Open Carry Chicks Hassled by Power Hungry Cop
6511t3_9dshmg,Who is paying disrupters one may ask? New $80M Anti-Trump Network Spearheaded by Soros-Funded Org With Former ACORN Employees
6512t3_9dshc2,"WHAT'S WRONG WITH NANCY? Pelosi utters gibberish, suffers brain freeze - in same sentence!"
6513t3_9dsgmn,Rep. Trey Gowdy on Dems' behavior at Kavanaugh hearings (Grand Standers trying to get the 2020 Nomination)
6514t3_9dsg0r,What... what.... WHAT IS SHE DOING? Honestly Zina is just trollin now.
6515t3_9dsfmj,Progressive and virtuous Sweden to deport Chinese refugee family back to Xinjang to await a possible lifetime detention and torture whilst ignoring African and MIddle Eastern rapists
6516t3_9dsfew,When a cartoon character is woke
6517t3_9dsfcl,Got my first crazy leftist PM. Through the broken english you can see this guy truly believes what's in a propaganda book.
6518t3_9dsee9,Brazil far-right candidate Bolsonaro in serious condition after stabbing
6519t3_9dscyn,"FRIDAY, 6:00a ET: 'Fox & Friends' Has a Must-See Interview With President Trump"
6520t3_9dsbvq,"If Trump can't block people from interacting with his feed, then twitter can't ban people because it would also block them from interacting with Trump's feed."
6521t3_9dsab7,Anti-Kavanaugh vermins swarming Chuck Grassley's office? Where the hell is security? Get them the hell out!!!
6522t3_9dsp2r,OCTOBER SURPRISE IS COMING
6523t3_9dsoy0,Going too be great
6524t3_9dsolc,READ: Why the US needs the wall: Shithole Mexico
6525t3_9dsokn,LOLLLLLLL
6526t3_9dsmk2,I can’t wait to see his utter disbelief when all he sees is a red wave in the midterms and the 2020 election ��
6527t3_9dslxa,Podesta the Molesta
6528t3_9dsljy,Soy boy tries to heckle Ted Cruz
6529t3_9dslbm,"This is what we’re facing, idiots like this. Go out and vote. Don’t let the crazies get power"
6530t3_9dsl0b,"MAGA 1.) JOBS 2.) ECONOMY 3.) TAX CUTS 4.) MILITARY/VETS 5.) ECONOMIC GROWTH! GEOTUS, as early as today, $200 Billion in New US Tariffs, Locked and Loaded-----Ready---AIM--Commie China....""you're....�FIRED�"
6531t3_9dstut,He just so nice is it always a young child?
6532t3_9dsgc6,"A girl came up to me “I’m here if you have one, always say yes"
6533t3_9dt71d,LOL at this ridiculous virtue signaling Portland mayor
6534t3_9dt52f,Colour me surprised
6535t3_9dt4kc,Levi’s Jeans Co. Declares War on Second Amendment. The company revealed it’ll be teaming up with notorious anti-gun billionaire Michael Bloomberg and they will give $1 million in grants to various gun control groups.
6536t3_9dt48l,"""I take all of these slings and arrows gladly; so we can have our country back.”"
6537t3_9dt45w,David Horowitz: 25 no-brainer immigration plans to make America safer — and win the election
6538t3_9dt38c,Saw this on trashy. Actor ripping a trump 2020 out of an audience member's hand. Yet it's trashy for the trump supporter to be there with their flag according to the comments �
6539t3_9dt2tr,Am I imagining things or is it really odd that this specific phrase is repeated ad nauseum in american news?
6540t3_9dt2nm,"You post on T_D, checkmate TROLL!"
6541t3_9dt1za,"NYTimes repeatedly published fake front-""anonymous source"" stories through 2015, and repeatedly vowed to crackdown on anonymity. Then Trump got elected."
6542t3_9dt1xf,#DRIVEAWAY California's Democrat Government is now taxing the state 74 cents on every gallon of gas at the pump.
6543t3_9dt1st,The Entire 2016 Election Captured in 47 Seconds
6544t3_9dt11o,Hillary gives bad head �
6545t3_9dt02o,The 1.6B human centepide
6546t3_9dszu5,#blackprivilege maybe we should diversify the NFL more?
6547t3_9dszhh,Cory Booker's Ulterior Motives
6548t3_9dsz7j,How the NYT Op-Ed Was Written
6549t3_9dsywv,��� The Arsonist ���
6550t3_9dsyov,We already knew this
6551t3_9dsyok,The Trumpsman!
6552t3_9dsy5w,Introducing the Mentally Retarded. 1960s educational film (The Left in 2018)
6553t3_9dsxzi,“You know... I knew Spartacus.”
6554t3_9dsxre,Brett Kavanaugh patiently lets drama queen Cory Booker talk bullshit for 5 minutes and then shuts him the hell up with some SUPREME-level patriotism
6555t3_9dswpe,Colin's Competition
6556t3_9dswa3,"A post-Trump world will be like Mad Max, says Republican strategist, Ric..."
6557t3_9dsv4o,"if you have this many 'visiting family' or looking for medical care, you may have a problem."
6558t3_9dt8p6,"Alberta lags on leveraging art in health notice from Health Canada recommendations could give Canada a money-launderer's playground, says report"
6559t3_9dtnk2,A minister dies and goes to a counselor
6560t3_9dtvjf,You are here.
6561t3_9dtvif,"Kavanaugh hearing Day 1136: Democrats prepare for 800th round of questioning as Corey Booker releases Kavinaugh shower photos -- Democrats simultaneously scream ""We've got you now, racist!"""
6562t3_9dtvbp,This cuck wants whites in the minority
6563t3_9dtv80,Now let’s see who’s the real anonymous for the OpEd is!
6564t3_9dturs,Treasonous McCain
6565t3_9dtur3,"1984: Which party is deleting Twitter accounts, tearing down statues, printing fake news, screwing with school curriculum, screwing with the language, and no longer prints that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican?"
6566t3_9dtu4r,Austin TX has the right idea!
6567t3_9dtu3x,Who is the biggest threat to President Trump? ClearPoll poll by Geoff De Weaver
6568t3_9dtu24,Believe in something.
6569t3_9dttvs,New AfS speech with english subs. Very redpilled William Hahne promises to kick criminals and welfare leeches out!
6570t3_9dttu0,Bernie tried but couldn't stop it from happening. Retirement saved thanks to our President
6571t3_9dttox,Every violent leftist be like...
6572t3_9dtthu,London is Falling-more than 200 gangs controlling the streets. But guns and knives are supposedly banned.
6573t3_9dtt81,"There was a screen grab of a tweet on here that I can't find but I loved the quote, can you guys help me find it?"
6574t3_9dtsus,Leftists hate the only useful thing socialism ever produced
6575t3_9dtss9,The GOAT?
6576t3_9dtsjy,They're not going to like the future they're trying to build...
6577t3_9dtsap,#TheySacrificedAll
6578t3_9dts5h,"I've taken to illustrating current events on my phone in quick painting sessions. ""Paid Protest"""
6579t3_9dtrmd,Shartacus Accuses Reporter of Violating Constitution by Asking Him a Question
6580t3_9dtrd7,Daily Bible Scripture: Colossians 1:18-20
6581t3_9dtql4,DONALD Trump THE MAN
6582t3_9dtqho,You want more government control?!
6583t3_9dtqa7,Hillary Clinton is Evil! (REMIX)
6584t3_9dtps3,Planet Earth has a disease... this is what the doctor has prescribed...
6585t3_9b951d,The person who invented automated checkout machines didn't give a damn that you went to college so you wouldn't have to be a cashier
6586t3_9b8vnh,DAE remember when this kind of thing was circulating while Obama was in office and he DIDN'T try to regulate search engines? Or threaten people? Or try and claim he was the most mistreated leader ever? Those were the days (Image found on google)
6587t3_9b96zg,Gandalf the white can be pronounced as Gandalf the #ffffff
6588t3_9b975r,Nothing is actually indescribable because we can describe it as being indescribable.
6589t3_9b98bk,"As a contacts lens wearer, it's so much easier to take out an irritating eyelash that gets in your eye."
6590t3_9b961b,Trumps twitter rant on bofa is disgusting
6591t3_9b98tm,brown nipples are the superior nipples
6592t3_9b976m,"Tell people that actually, it isn't okay to be fat. It's a serious health risk that could take years from your life!"
6593t3_9b7jzx,Hey give me a dollar for no reason at all �
6594t3_9b7ifl,"The government pressed the joke about ""needing a microscope to see your genitals as a boy,"" because they didn't want more men to become scientists to find cures for the diseases they profit upon."
6595t3_9b76bu,A driver seat that collects farts into a receptacle which allows the driver to disperse the collected flatulence at will
6596t3_9b74of,"We should start a movement to have everyone name their new puppies ""Trump"". It'd go down in history as the first time dogs across the country are named after a very unliked president"
6597t3_9b6puk,"No ""fictionalized history"" about the Trump presidency in the future, just fiction with bad presidents similar-but-not-Expy-level-similar intended to reinforce the lessons we should learn from his term"
6598t3_9b6lrq,Make a song called “God is a man”
6599t3_9b6i4k,"it's clear enough that a computer cannot exist within a universe that can completely model its host universe. But as we know from fractals and measuring coastline, approximation is often the best way. I therefore dub the universe's super computer the Madlebreak Machine"
6600t3_9b6hte,I want a feature on my phone that detects when I fall asleep and pauses my phone's audio.
6601t3_9b6b4k,Change the word “woman” into “man’t” to piss off feminists
6602t3_9b69me,A jenga game made of metal and every piece gets electrified after 15 seconds
6603t3_9b64lx,Daredevil should paint realistic eyes on his helmet just to be disconcerting
6604t3_9b5xah,Hire a doorman at DMVs whose job is go ask visitors what they need done and tell them the papers they need to do it.
6605t3_9b5rdn,"In the inevitable movie about the Trump presidency, Trump should be played by David Hasslehoff."
6606t3_9b5o0t,Crazy method to Go viral On instagram !
6607t3_9b5mxr,"Start a more leftist news channel to rival fox news on the extreme opposite side of the spectrum in order to make cnn, msnbc, abc, pbs, etc. more ""center""."
6608t3_9b5lve,Windows should have an option to pay $10 more dollars to have McAfee NOT preinstalled on your new computer.
6609t3_9b5dbs,Make Hollywood and the Catholic Church go to a workshop on not touching little kids
6610t3_9b5b5o,Crazy idea a friend and I had
6611t3_9b4zp8,Junk food companies should try putting “obesity kills” labels on their products like there is warning labels on cigarette packs
6612t3_9b8hvp,Do Trump supporters have no shame?
6613t3_9b8bwg,Devin Nunes dramatically changed his positions on Russia sometime in the first half of 2016. As late as December 2015 he was railing against populist Republicans and conspiracy theories. In 2014 he insisted the US and NATO should be arming Ukraine to defend against Russia. Something happened.
6614t3_9b6y73,Republican attacks on DoJ Russia experts a boon to Russian mafia
6615t3_9b6xvp,Republican Attacks On DoJ Russia Experts A Boon To Russian Mafia | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC
6616t3_9b609d,Enema of The People.
6617t3_9b5w9a,Two-Pump Trump
6618t3_9b5vwj,"Michael Cohen, Lanny Davis and the Russian Mafia"
6619t3_9b4yxx,"Trump privately revived the idea of firing Sessions this month, according to people familiar with the discussions"
6620t3_9b4qzu,John McCain understood that the Republican Party was selling its soul. He refused.
6621t3_9b4fxu,When you search “imbecile” on Google
6622t3_9b4bo2,Rudy Giuliani attacks prosecutor for 'excessive' crackdown on corruption. Bizarro twist in Trump World is that the prosecution is taking place in Romania.
6623t3_9b483m,"A day after announcing a fake trade deal with Mexico, Trump claims they will pay for his fucking wall. Again."
6624t3_9b3ssp,"In a closed-door meeting with evangelical leaders Monday night, President Donald Trump repeated his debunked claim that he had gotten ""rid of"" a law forbidding churches and charitable organizations from endorsing political candidates"
6625t3_9b3q28,C.I.A. Officer-Turned-Candidate Says Paul Ryan PAC Obtained Her Security Application
6626t3_9b3pwx,Emails Link Ex-DHS Policy Analyst To White Nationalists
6627t3_9b38ri,"""Rigged! Rigged, I say!"""
6628t3_9b3186,Attorney for crack dealer tries the President Trump defense: Don't trust snitches (everything Trump touches turns to shit -- including America)
6629t3_9b2xkg,Trump warned evangelical leaders of 'violence' if GOP loses midterms: report
6630t3_9b2kci,"McCain's choice of Russian dissident as pallbearer is final dig at Putin, Trump"
6631t3_9b1gs4,John McCain's farewell letter (full text)
6632t3_9b14br,Trump to Japanese prime minister: “I remember Pearl Harbor”
6633t3_9b0w66,Stormy Daniels claims Donald Trump lasted 'two minutes' in bed - WINNING!
6634t3_9b9mum,You never realise how much you actually use your thumb until you bruise it.
6635t3_9b9m4a,If someone cut off your eyelids you won't be able to close your eyes anymore
6636t3_9b9m1c,Laptop stickers are the tech equivalent to prison tattoos.
6637t3_9b9lpq,Our grandchildren won't have authentic oldschool'ish sepia pictures from us
6638t3_9b9ljv,"It’s weird how in the eyes of children, you can only be cool until you have children."
6639t3_9b9lj0,Kanye West is like the new Bethoven
6640t3_9b9l05,Lowering the bar is actually raising the bar if you're playing Limbo.
6641t3_9b9kjl,A tie is just a really thin cape that men wear on the front of their body.
6642t3_9b9kgu,Drug dealers could become chemistry or business majors if they wanted to
6643t3_9b9k87,The worlds most popular thing is sex.
6644t3_9b9jq2,Manners are what literally makes you a man.
6645t3_9b9jn0,Sticking your head out of a window while a car is driving fast is kinda like hitting the randomize option to change your hair style in an RPG.
6646t3_9b9iza,"""Shelled"" and ""unshelled"" are opposites. ""Stemmed"" and ""unstemmed"" are not."
6647t3_9b9iwm,"People always say movies are over dramatic, but none of them would probably want to watch just some regular people doing regular stuff"
6648t3_9b9ipd,The devil is just a son who just wants to punish people who don't apologize for not following his dad's rules.
6649t3_9b9ilt,If there’s no 13th floor in a building doesn’t that make the 14th floor the 13rh
6650t3_9b9i8t,MoviePass will be the Napster of buying movie tickets
6651t3_9b9i8i,"The kids tale ""the princess and the frog"" is really just a story about a sperm cell wanting to become a human if you think about it."
6652t3_9b9hz7,Everyone restaurant is all you can eat if you're willing to spend enough.
6653t3_9b9hrq,Looking someone up on an online game (ex:League of Legends) is the equivalent of looking up everything about the past records of someone you just met IRL
6654t3_9b9h1o,Civilization is just a bunch of mostly agreed upon rules that prevent us from murdering each other on the regular.
6655t3_9b9gfq,"When at home, sitting on a warm toilet seat is nice. In public, especially at work, it is extremely unnerving."
6656t3_9b9g0q,Fluffers are the Walmart greeters of the porn world but with more teeth.
6657t3_9b9g00,"In light ""white"" is the combination of all the colors and ""black"" is the absence of color, but in paint ""black"" is the combination of all the colors and ""white"" is the absence of color."
6658t3_9b9fsv,Graveyards are gonna be a HUGE find for future historians seeing all of our fossils in an arranged fashion.
6659t3_9b9phn,Reports: Trump warned evangelical leaders of ‘violence’ from the left if Republicans lose the midterms
6660t3_9b9mh7,"After negotiations with Trump, Mexico: We will NEVER pay for a wall, however. That has been absolutely clear from the very beginning."
6661t3_9ba25y,The Kim Kardashian sex tape may have resulted in more income than any film in history.
6662t3_9ba1mx,Every post in r/thatHappened has a chance of it actually being a real thing that happened.
6663t3_9ba1hr,"Humans have pools of water, but fish don’t have pools of air."
6664t3_9ba1el,There is someone you haven’t seen for a really long time who still thinks about you now and then.
6665t3_9ba1e4,A buffalo used for breeding is a buffaho.
6666t3_9ba1di,Everybody always thinks to the wii for bringing motion controls to the forefront of gaming but always forgets the power glove.
6667t3_9ba0ox,Some people live to maximize their peaks and some people live to minimize their troughs.
6668t3_9ba0bw,"With our future in electric cars, being a mechanic will be more of a calling for nerds than the typical greasy dude."
6669t3_9b9ztg,As an adult thats been driving for a long time the chances that you have past someone on the road who had a dead body in the trunk is high.
6670t3_9b9zom,Weird ways to sum life as a game
6671t3_9b9z7h,If global hunger is going to be a problem it will solve itself since it will decrease the earth's population to a level were there will be food for everyone again.
6672t3_9b9yxc,"Rearranging the chips so when you take them out of the bag they will all fit in your mouth, is just the fat way of playing Tetris"
6673t3_9b9y6c,If you stretch too long you’re stretching the stretch
6674t3_9b9y38,Either dead at 70 or dead at 50.
6675t3_9b9xtm,"The devil shakes a pitchfork, the grim reaper swings a scythe… So farming must be a big thing in the underworld"
6676t3_9b9xn7,People wearing branded t-shirts are basically walking advertisements.
6677t3_9b9wtl,The only people that have nothing to lose are the people that are already dead.
6678t3_9b9vgh,A pine tree is a perfect shape to be a chimney bristle brush
6679t3_9b9v9p,Grocery stores with self-checkout are like huge walkable vending machines.
6680t3_9b9uwk,The Bat signal only worked when the sky was cloudy
6681t3_9b9uk4,"If we actually invent flying cars, the streets will finally be returned to pedestrians."
6682t3_9b9u8q,Some guys penis turned 78 years old today.
6683t3_9b9u0x,Deadpool 2 is kind of the same plot as looper
6684t3_9b9ty0,There are an infinite number of ways you could die today
6685t3_9b9trx,"""Contactless"" cards still require contact"
6686t3_9baacx,College is probably the only place where it is worth it to walk a half mile in the rain to staple two pieces of paper.
6687t3_9baa9l,"""you know you like it"" is the rapists motto"
6688t3_9ba9k5,You pay 700 for an iPhone that comes with headphones that don’t work with your $2000 Mac so you’re forced to spend another $150 for Bluetooth headphones.
6689t3_9ba9e7,Drinking to forget about your pain is basically just emotional procrastination
6690t3_9ba8nm,"The napkins at the bottom of the bag of Chinese takeout aren’t for you, they’re for mopping up the leaky soy sauce!"
6691t3_9ba877,The first 12 days of any month are always the most difficult in figuring out which date format people are using
6692t3_9ba86y,People born in September were probably a new year resolution
6693t3_9ba84c,The fork you use in a restaurant has been in hundreads of others people's mouths
6694t3_9ba7mv,Pensions are mansions for pens instead of men
6695t3_9ba7kg,"We live in a world not only full of fake news, but also fake needs."
6696t3_9ba7k6,Having a parking ticket agent stalk you from a safe distance as you try and find parking in an unknown area.. Waking up the next morning and still finding a parking ticket on your windshield is like a real life version of spongebob in rock bottom.
6697t3_9ba7j5,Someone who is lazy is a lazer.
6698t3_9ba7bp,"It’s scary to think that there are way more kidnapping and murders than are reported in the press, and that the world is probably much more dangerous than we think"
6699t3_9ba70b,"There is probably lots of work in students papers, of superior quality to what is published, that the world will never see (e.g. short stories, poems, projects)."
6700t3_9ba6w4,Refining an idea that took 15 minutes to think of from start to finish down to one sentence is much more difficult than the people in this community make it look
6701t3_9ba6lk,"If you stop moving in space completely, you will ether smash into the ground or fly into the sky."
6702t3_9ba6ab,Those moments when you shiver for no reason may be because somebody is walking over the spot that is going to be your grave
6703t3_9ba5sl,Vegans are competing for food with the animals they're trying to save.
6704t3_9ba5eu,Molly Maid would be a great front for drug trafficking
6705t3_9ba52m,Horses and donkeys are living evidence that one gets exploited by humans if always too peaceful and cooperative
6706t3_9ba4j8,If u open up a platic bag the entire universe is in it
6707t3_9ba4eg,It would be nice to have all the customisation possible in MSN Live implemented in all the new messaging apps
6708t3_9ba48e,"If the real world was like videogames where you just disappear when you die, murders would be a lot harder to solve."
6709t3_9ba42y,Morning people are just night people in the wrong time zone
6710t3_9ba3wh,Finding quarters in your clothes at the laundromat is like winning free spins on a slot machine.
6711t3_9baal5,Y'all... Please vote in November. Spotted this in the wild today. Less than 5 minutes from home. There is an open war against truth and integrity going on right now.
6712t3_9baa8q,Key witness to Obstruction investigation Donald McGahn Will Leave This Fall
6713t3_9ba5ak,"Don McGahn, White House Lawyer Who Helped Reshape Federal Judiciary, To Step Down"
6714t3_9b9zhx,"Trump confirms White House counsel Don McGahn will leave in the fall. Other recent articles indicate: 1) McGahn spent 30 hours cooperating with Mueller; and, 2) McGahn opposes pardoning Manafort, and Trump wants to replace him with somebody who will support it."
6715t3_9b9x9m,Trending: Did Malaysian Fugitive Laundered Funds to Pay Chris Christie and Trump Lawyer?
6716t3_9b9uy0,"Trump's pick for the next governor of Florida kicks off election season by calling his black opponent a ""monkey"""
6717t3_9baw53,Dem lawmaker slams Trump for warning of violence if Dems win House: 'Fascism in the flesh'
6718t3_9bas3i,Make America Mature Again
6719t3_9bb4ar,"We should call it ""threemorrow"" instead of ""the day after tomorrow"""
6720t3_9bb3ms,Interstates that cross the US should be lined w radio stations.
6721t3_9bawva,"Wearing blue MAGA hats and celebrating Democratic wins and policies as ""making America Great again"""
6722t3_9baohj,Abolish giving highways a second name in each state and just stick with the federal name.
6723t3_9bad8n,There should be an annual freestyle rap battle tournament where everyone is eligible and the winner is dubbed the dopest and freshest rhymer.
6724t3_9bacd4,"Start an international cult, whose followers hide out in old folks homes, doubling and tripling their medicines until they overdose, thereby helping to reduce overpopulation."
6725t3_9ba7uu,"Make speeding, drinking, drugs, texting while driving legal, but then make CRASHING super illegal."
6726t3_9ba665,"I have a few crazy ideas for diabetic food | Cereal with ice cream, peanut butter and cake-icing sandwiches, cookie dough candy bars, and diabetes flavored ice cream"
6727t3_9ba3l3,Netflix light - where you can just watch the trailers without having the pressure to actually chose something to watch!
6728t3_9b9z3o,Doggy pray-away-the-gay camp
6729t3_9b9yud,A printer that just works.
6730t3_9b9xm9,Show kids at school the most disturbing footage of school shootings and suicides so they will REALLY learn the consequences of bullying
6731t3_9b9wkk,An r/TrebuchetMemes punkin chunkin team
6732t3_9b9aql,Serve barbecue in a cow's carcass.
6733t3_9b9akf,A computer monitor with a built-in flashbulb for when you get flashed in CS:GO or any other game with flashbang grenades.
6734t3_9b9ac9,"Start a new country where trash and sales are the one things that are taxed, and littering is a criminal offense that is rigorously enforced. Become cleanest land in the world"
6735t3_9b9a3w,A harmonica that is designed like a Game Boy Color or Game Boy Advance so it looks like you blow in it when you play it.
6736t3_9bbaxb,Set up student loan forgiveness programs based off of performance in school.
6737t3_9bb692,This sub should be deleted for not promoting flat earth theories
6738t3_9bbf58,"Start a GoFundMe for a fake tragedy. Once you hit the goal make an announcement about how it was all a scam to show how you can't trust everything you see online. Give a majority of the money away to charity to show the money going to a good cause, but also keep a fraction to prove a point."
6739t3_9bboks,"The Shakespeare Cinematic Universe. Like the MCU, but with all of Shakespeare’s books."
6740t3_9bbm2b,A candle or air freshener that smells like the inside of a Blockbuster
6741t3_9bbk68,"Create a rhythm-esque platformer, and as final level/boss- maybe it completely out of sync with the music"
6742t3_9bbtnn,A Neuroscientist Explains What Happens When a Narcissist Starts to Lose Power
6743t3_9bbpci,Trump's lawyer McGahn was informed of his firing via Trump's tweet
6744t3_9bbkf3,FBI contradicts Trump claim that China hacked Clinton’s private email server
6745t3_9bb989,Exclusive: Inside Maria Butina’s Private Messages
6746t3_9bb4nk,"White House Counsel Don McGahn will resign this fall, Trump says: McGahn previously threatened to quit reportedly due to growing ""frustrations"" with the president"
6747t3_9bayr1,Inside The Trump Administration’s Secret War On Weed
6748t3_9bc2xz,Make homework in schools optional. But they are still put in as grades so if you get a bad grade on a test it won’t be as detrimental as it would be.
6749t3_9bcc3c,"The phrase ""fuck you"" actually doesn't sound so bad."
6750t3_9bcc0b,Nothing makes your really examine every little detail of your morning like missing your train by 10 seconds
6751t3_9bcbfi,Cleaning your gallery from old pics is the new and faster version of tidying your room.
6752t3_9bcb4a,An earworm can only leave your head when it infects another's head.
6753t3_9bcawx,Many people will die the day before Bannerlord is released
6754t3_9bcae4,You pass the future anniversary of your death every year on some inconspicuous day
6755t3_9bca7s,Fish can breathe their own pee
6756t3_9bca2l,Everyone has at least one thing in common on their bucket list: to die.
6757t3_9bca1o,"Guys will wear a pink shirt to work, but not to the gym."
6758t3_9bc9oo,Starbucks napkins are perfect for writing/drawing on
6759t3_9bc9js,"When We were kids, We thought that quicksand and the Bermuda Triangle would be a lot bigger problem than it turned out to be"
6760t3_9bc9cf,Biracial people are hybrids
6761t3_9bc941,Women's clothes designers don't put pockets on women's clothes so they can sell them bags
6762t3_9bc925,"Libraries are now just really nice, well stocked public restrooms."
6763t3_9bc8r5,"Potential employers would get a much more accurate representation of how you are by randomly asking people in your area about you, rather than contacting ONLY the few people on Earth that YOU told them to contact."
6764t3_9bc8cq,"Eating Taco Bell when you feel well will make you feel like crap, but eating Taco Bell when you feel like crap will make you feel better."
6765t3_9bc7le,There's a chance that the person that would be perfect for you to marry isn't born yet
6766t3_9bc6w7,"As far as comedy songs go, Julie Brown's ""The Homecoming Queen's got a Gun"" has really not aged well..."
6767t3_9bc6im,The only thing keeping oatmeal raisin cookies alive is the fact that they often trick people into thinking they're chocolate chip cookies.
6768t3_9bc5vn,"If you refer to people you meet as 'bro', you are a bro."
6769t3_9bc5va,"If life is a video game,then people born with disabilities are bugs in the system."
6770t3_9bc5px,There was a last time your hand could fit inside a Pringle’s can and you didn’t know it
6771t3_9bc5pq,You pronounce gigawatt with a ‘g’ - unless it’s exactly 1.21.
6772t3_9bc5fh,Salt is so weird
6773t3_9bc59q,"At some point in time, someone decided to light a plant on fire and inhale the smoke just to see what it would do."
6774t3_9bcap6,"You point your camera at a brand logo. You get back the name of the company that owns it, and the name of the company that owns that company, and so on."
6775t3_9bcs2a,Every piece of science fiction on our Earth is probably historical fiction in another dimension
6776t3_9bcrqm,Speaking is literally just manipulating the air with vibrations. We’re all airbenders.
6777t3_9bcrod,"As an artist, you know you're work will never be felt just like you wanted. Everyone gets it in his own personal way: that's the curse and the beauty of art."
6778t3_9bcrg6,A women telling her husband that she's carrying the son of G o d might not work a second time.
6779t3_9bcr9l,"Girls, with their aspiration to raise offsprings, appear to be less romantic, when choosing partner."
6780t3_9bcr32,A charcuterie board is just a super fancy lunchable.
6781t3_9bcqvs,"We go to extreme measures to ensure the animal population doesn't keep rising, but we do nothing about human over population."
6782t3_9bcqnk,"Simple proof that the Earth must be flat, after all it's a PLANEt."
6783t3_9bcpuh,If sonic was played in first person it would be pretty much infinite times harder
6784t3_9bcpsk,Charlie and chocolate factory could also be a title for an anal sex-tape
6785t3_9bcon7,There has probably never been a good radio commercial.
6786t3_9bcojg,"Every time an autumn leaf falls to the ground, that's the first time that leaf has ever had direct contact with Earth's surface."
6787t3_9bcoes,"In order to use a flying car, you would need both a driver’s license and a pilot’s license"
6788t3_9bcnt9,The infuriating thing about music is that the song you like and listen frequently never become an ear worm and an old ass song whose music you listen like few seconds becomes an earworm.
6789t3_9bcni0,The first person to be apprehended with a taser must’ve been pretty fucking scared
6790t3_9bcne4,Our Parents Don't Actually Love Us and Our Siblings Equally...
6791t3_9bcmy3,Mark Zuckerberg get a lot of shit but it's probably pretty easy to block it out when you have billions of dollars.
6792t3_9bcmmv,Hang-gliding was originally a way of executing people and getting rid of the bodies.
6793t3_9bcmc7,If you were the only person on Mars you would be the world's best athlete.
6794t3_9bcm7d,Cracking a cracker makes you a cracker
6795t3_9bclwy,Snoop Dogg is now helping to educate children on how computer software works.
6796t3_9bclpq,"Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran and Animals by Maroon 5 are basically the same song, re-written for a different generation"
6797t3_9bclcd,"It is high probability that at this moment, your future wife/husband is promising her/his current boyfriend/girlfriend about how they are going stay together for rest of her/his life."
6798t3_9bckoy,English is strange we have runny noses and smelly feet.
6799t3_9bckgi,Clams are the Pistachio of the sea
6800t3_9bcx18,Only show unseen content
6801t3_9bcvo1,When a cop rats out a bad and has proof they should be rewarded with the bad cops paid leave.
6802t3_9bcq87,The people that lose local elections should be forced to collect all the leftover picket signs on the side of the road.
6803t3_9bcoye,Tinder but for fighting you would swipe right if you wanted to beat them up and if its a match you set up a date for the fight
6804t3_9bco8z,"All the most popular websites (Netflix, Facebook, Google) should agree to run reminders to US users to register to vote / vote in November."
6805t3_9bd7rx,"When VR gaming technology replaces console and desktop gaming, middle school children and neckbeards will be the most athletic people around"
6806t3_9bd7jg,Having Albinism is just like being a vampire but without any of the perks.
6807t3_9bd79u,"The tooth fairy pays out for baby teeth, but none of us have seen a cent from the 90-95 bones we've lost since we were born."
6808t3_9bd75p,"Even if 99% of the human population doesn’t find you attractive, there is still 75,270,000 people that do find you attractive."
6809t3_9bd616,The restroom is the opposite of the dining room.
6810t3_9bd60k,"In a universe made up of anti-matter, the intellegent life there would view our matter as ""anti-matter""."
6811t3_9bd5hl,The number of night mode posts (dark background) on r/BlackPeopleTwitter is higher than the number of night mode posts in r/WhitePeopleTwitter is higher.
6812t3_9bd5g6,"There's probably a lot of cases where someone's original idea of something brilliant was already thought out by one or more people who just said to themselves ""well, that's just stupid."""
6813t3_9bd59j,Colorblind glasses for dogs
6814t3_9bd52f,"In a million years, even if there are humans, no one will be talking about, concerned about, or know about anything we did in our entire lifetime..."
6815t3_9bd529,Always wish in the future tense.
6816t3_9bd4zd,It would be perfectly acceptable for Multiplicity to have a crappy sequel.
6817t3_9bd47j,"Sci-fi books always talk about living in a ""post-scarcity"" world. We're now living in a post-abundance world."
6818t3_9bd43t,"Something on the internet that is passed around is like old stories, it changes going person to person."
6819t3_9bd41v,"If humans had a better sense of smell like dogs, it would be used more often during court cases."
6820t3_9bd3o3,The only animal that watches as much porn as we do is the spider
6821t3_9bd3j4,"Back in the old west, when a gang of riders pulled out of town, the probably could not say ""Let's Roll!"" as they rode off."
6822t3_9bd3a1,"Whenever you play a video game you are not getting lost in your own imagination, you are actually getting lost in someone else's imagination."
6823t3_9bd39i,"Goldilocks was a thief, a vandal and a squatter."
6824t3_9bd2rg,In public you're a completely different person when talking to someone you may never see again in public to avoid any negative thoughts about you even though you would probably act in the polar opposite way to the same exact person on the internet and not care how they think about you.
6825t3_9bd2p9,Giving mouth to mouth is the human equivalent of blowing into a video game cartridge to make it work
6826t3_9bd28k,Apples’ stems are like their umbilical cords
6827t3_9bd24o,It's Shocking That in Today's Culture Barbers Aren't Required/Expected to Wear Gloves
6828t3_9bd1vr,Whoever was first one to milk a cow must have had quite mixed feelings.
6829t3_9bd1rj,"Pessimism is a win-win situation, if an event turns out poorly then you are right in your prediction and if it turns out fine then you are pleasantly surprised"
6830t3_9bdfmt,Gun's that can be remotely disabled by police
6831t3_9bdfb0,"A parody of AWOLNATION's ""Sail"", sung by Captain Ahab, just sub in ""WHALE!"""
6832t3_9bdkd5,"FASCISM NOW: American citizens have their papers demanded, then confiscated and then put in detention and ordered into deportation proceedings."
6833t3_9bdjjm,"Betsy DeVos Preparing New Sexual Misconduct Rules to ""Protect the Accused”"
6834t3_9bdf76,"U.S. is denying passports to Americans along the border, throwing their citizenship into question"
6835t3_9bded1,"U.S. is denying passports to Americans along the border, throwing their citizenship into question"
6836t3_9bcvk4,Trump says government 'did a fantastic job' with Puerto Rico hurricane response. Obviously 'fantastic job' doesn't mean the same thing for Trump as it does for the rest of us.
6837t3_9bcrkd,"Trump Slams Anonymous Sources, Promotes Story Based on Anonymous Sources"
6838t3_9bcnar,"""Suspicious"" Transactions At Russian Embassy Sparked Deeper Bank Probe Than Previously Known; The former Russian ambassador received a salary payment twice as large as past years, and bankers blocked a $150,000 withdrawal."
6839t3_9bchte,Team Trump only fired Flynn when WaPo was about to reveal his lying. And Trump knew Flynn lied to FBI about Russian sanctions when he told Comey to go easy on him.
6840t3_9bcewt,The Flynn Tapes: A New Tell
6841t3_9bc876,"At dinner for evangelicals, Donald Trump urges pastors to campaign for Republicans from the pulpit"
6842t3_9bc64n,The Flynn Tapes: A New Tell
6843t3_9bbzh4,"Mr. Trump, the words you say define you."
6844t3_9bdho3,Burt's Bees should go back to their roots and start selling packages of actual bees.
6845t3_9bdhlr,A feature of Google that allows you to choose a year and see what that search option would have yielded in that past time.
6846t3_9bdyw4,IN FORTNITE?!
6847t3_9be759,"Offer rich people convicted of white collar crimes the option of serving their sentence by working fast food or as a maid, gardener, etc. They have to hold down the job, pay for an apartment, food, bills, court fees and restitution, etc., on minimum wage only, or it’s off to prison they go."
6848t3_9be66p,An ad block which blocks all ads except one so users can still support the site without the ads being obnoxiously everywhere
6849t3_9bdstv,500 children and teenagers still waiting to be reunited with their families from Trump’s illegal separation policy.
6850t3_9bdqbt,"Beto O'Rourke with Foss - Live El Paso, Texas 1994"
6851t3_9bdq80,Confusing the Lincoln Memorial for the White House to own the libs
6852t3_9bdppu,McCain's 2008 Running Mate Sarah Palin Is Not Invited to His Funeral
6853t3_9bel8o,"Even though nor seems to be the opposite of or, it's actually the opposite of and."
6854t3_9bel4m,"After ghosting enough people in a small area, a simple grocery store run seems like a spec ops mission"
6855t3_9bek91,The more you know the more you realize how little you do know
6856t3_9bejrj,"""Hit pay dirt with KDRT!"""
6857t3_9bejh9,"One day, pussy cleavage will be acceptable in society."
6858t3_9beith,"In order to get shit done, you need to get shit together first."
6859t3_9beinf,"When you are masturbating in a public toilet, someone always enters the next cabin and starts shitting."
6860t3_9behuu,Mustard is navy yellow
6861t3_9beh4s,Lemmy is now easy because he was killed by Death.
6862t3_9begvp,Thinking about how far would actually be in life if we just had listen to our parents.
6863t3_9befoq,Mercedes has three Es that are all pronounced differently...fuck.
6864t3_9befo2,"Earth is like humanity’s spacecraft, and the night sky is our viewport."
6865t3_9befnj,The fact that Pop Tarts still exist since the introduction of Toaster Strudel is a testament to the awesomeness of Pop Tarts.
6866t3_9beex7,"A single Goonie was able to take down the avengers, and half of the universe"
6867t3_9beeph,Mr. nice guy might finish last...but he also might make it to heaven
6868t3_9beemf,"In the Hunger Games seirse the hunger games has lasted 3/4 of a century, not one country has tried to stop the games."
6869t3_9beel4,Warning people to avoid rushing to conclusions before gathering all the facts is like warning teenagers to avoid sex before they’re married.
6870t3_9beefc,Environmental laws and recycling are slowly making sea glass a rare commodity.
6871t3_9bee20,Walking down stairs is just domesticated falling
6872t3_9bee12,Singapore tops global rankings in both population education and population density.
6873t3_9bedsp,Almost every professional athlete is a contractor
6874t3_9bedpi,Autonomous cars only need to kill 1 less person per year (vs the current road-death figure) for them to be safer than human drivers.
6875t3_9bedct,The human species is the only species on earth designed to evolve towards self extinction
6876t3_9beczm,Drug sniffing dogs are probably far less effective than the police make out but are such a great deterrent that police would never admit this to be the case.
6877t3_9becz1,If you drive fast enough towards a red light it turns green.
6878t3_9bf56p,The tallest human to have ever climbed Mount Everest holds the record for the highest person of all time.
6879t3_9bf56l,"Not putting ""goofy goober rock"" in one of the guitar hero games was a missed opportunity."
6880t3_9bf527,Whatever you write here has probably already been written
6881t3_9bf4c1,Everyone’s clothes in Bikini Bottom are always soaking wet.
6882t3_9bf45a,"If we ever discovered a mythical creature to be real, it would no longer be mythical. It would then just be another animal"
6883t3_9bf43p,Physical trainers and classes at a gym are like in-app purchases in app store.
6884t3_9bf40l,A faceplant is really just half a push up
6885t3_9bf3pa,"When buying a video game you used to get the whole game, soon it was the game but DLC soon followed. Now developers practically sell the game to us in alpha. Next if developers don’t hit a certain presage threshold they won’t even develop the game."
6886t3_9bf3ah,"Dreadlocks are a great way to spend a ton of time maintaining your hair, yet instantly come off as a lazy hippy."
6887t3_9bf2ir,Waffles are just cursive pancakes.
6888t3_9bf28e,"With today's generation, meeting a YouTuber is far more exciting than meeting a politician in the street"
6889t3_9bf286,"If humans lived in the ocean, pools would be something completely different."
6890t3_9bf1r5,"Sometime in the future, calling someone an old soul will refer to this time period, and that’s when that phrase will become an insult."
6891t3_9bf1ji,"By killing Loki and Heimdall but sparing Thor and Banner, Thanos starts the movie by killing exactly half the heroes opposing him"
6892t3_9bf1go,"On bald people, the forehead ends where the nape begins."
6893t3_9bf1af,Being told you have balls in a figurative sense is meant to be a compliment that you’re tough yet the balls are the most sensitive part of the male anatomy.
6894t3_9bf0lf,"The phrase ""nearly infinite"" is infinitely wrong no matter how you use it."
6895t3_9bf0c8,"The average life expectancy worldwide is 60-70, meaning someone born today will most likely experience the next Summer of '69."
6896t3_9bf0c5,"If cats had to have their butts wiped, the internet would be totally different."
6897t3_9bf0a6,"After a while, all that was relatable becomes nostalgic."
6898t3_9bf09c,Actors Are Just Really Good Cosplayers
6899t3_9bf04i,Your future killer could have just replied to your comment and you may never know.
6900t3_9bezui,"If Peter Pan is a real person, then he would’ve been the same age your entire life."
6901t3_9bezh7,"If you had 10 normal playing cards, shuffled them and dealt all of them from top to bottom then repeated the process, the chance the order is exactly the same twice in a row is 1 in 3,268,800."
6902t3_9bezaj,"Getting a ride home with your friend's parents, without your friend being there, was the closest thing to a job interview that a kid can go through."
6903t3_9bfi5u,"If you touch your tongue to your upper lip, you can say million without touching your lips."
6904t3_9bfi3w,Lunchables are basically MRE's for kids.
6905t3_9bfi08,We never really appreciate how good we feel until we get sick.
6906t3_9bfhio,"If everyone interprets colors differently, then there’s a possibility that everyone has the same favorite color"
6907t3_9bfgz9,Soon aiming the TV remote will be too much of a hassle
6908t3_9bfgvs,If an Alien species ever visits Earth they might think all our mobile phone towers are actually our really ineffective electro magnetic defense system.
6909t3_9bfgny,Betrayal is when your own colony teams up with a rival nation to defeat you.
6910t3_9bfggl,"If you lose someone who doesn’t want you in their life, what you’ve lost is nothing."
6911t3_9bfg2q,Good thing the life expectancy is higher these days because we'll have more time to grow up.
6912t3_9bfg2i,"Everyone has a smart phone, yet everyone’s so dumb."
6913t3_9bfg10,"Seeing someone from your hometown in your hometown isn't exciting at all, but seeing someone from your hometown somewhere foreign is super exciting."
6914t3_9bfful,Crawling out of a vault in apocalyptic aftermath probably doesn’t feel too different from walking out of a movie theater in mid afternoon
6915t3_9bffqd,"""Avalanche skiing"" will probably become a thing some day"
6916t3_9bffh3,Tow trucks are the Uber for Ubers
6917t3_9bffe9,Skeletons would be a lot weirder if humans had penis bones.
6918t3_9bffcs,Van Halen has provided motivation for construction framers to build millions of houses
6919t3_9bff6g,GangGreen could be an alien attack
6920t3_9bfeoz,We’re in this weird time where kids are either desensitized to everything or extremely over-the-top sensitive.
6921t3_9bfelt,Our entire modern lifestyle is based on the simple fact that electricity takes the path of least resistance.
6922t3_9bfekb,"If you get a number generator and tell it to generate of a number between 1 and 100 billion, it will always pick a number it had a 1 in 100 billion chance of choosing."
6923t3_9bfe34,It would be really helpful if phones time stamped text messages after being left as a draft for too long for those times you thought you hit send.
6924t3_9bfdye,These days to figure out what people are searching for online all you have to do is look at the ads that pop up on their devices.
6925t3_9bfdjw,Bill Cosby could’ve had a great career as an anesthesiologist
6926t3_9bfdh8,"All humans are animals, but all vets aren't physicians."
6927t3_9bfdg4,Being a procrastinator is basically like playing as mariokart’s Bowser in life
6928t3_9bfomw,No one who wants it ever seems to get the “unexplained weight loss” symptom.
6929t3_9bfoky,"No one ever sings about the temperature of their food, and yet there is a disproportionate amount of songs about the temperature of the room."
6930t3_9bfocc,"If there are people who have legitimately experienced extraterrestrial or supernatural phenomena and if these people have attempted to disclose their experiences, then these people have probably been diagnosed with psychiatric disorders."
6931t3_9bfoc3,Link from Legend of Zelda was heavily inspired by Peter Pan. This is why the Kokiri in Ocarina of Time never age; they are the lost children.
6932t3_9bfnem,Nygards clothing is just the old people version of our edgy clothing
6933t3_9bfnb0,Buying in bulk isn’t worth it if you’re going to die tomorrow.
6934t3_9bfn53,Liking your own pictures is the equivalent of high-fiving yourself.
6935t3_9bfmwu,Police dogs are crackheads.
6936t3_9bfmt6,Buzz Lightyear has a goatee.
6937t3_9bfmqa,"It’s your world, we just living in it"
6938t3_9bfmma,People wear fancy clothes to be attractive and get laid but stay naked during sex
6939t3_9bfml3,You don't have to chew mashed potato but you still do
6940t3_9bfmio,"If it’s not delivery, it’s not always Digiorno."
6941t3_9bfmep,The greatest paradox today is not getting a job due to lack of work experience and needing the same job to get such work experience.
6942t3_9bfle0,Bald people have to make a decision on how far up to go when washing their face
6943t3_9bflbi,The world would be a lot more terrifying if animals had the same abilities as their superhero counterpart
6944t3_9bflb1,People listrn to your problems because they expect the same from you
6945t3_9bfkvx,"Most people can stay at home all day wearing the same outfit, but once you sleep and wake up in it the next day, it is suddenly considered ""dirty"" and people will then put on ""clean"" clothes which have been sitting in a drawer for days."
6946t3_9bfkkk,"People tend to equate working for a corporation as a relationship, instead of realizing they're just hooking up with a fuck buddy."
6947t3_9bfjuw,Being a sugar daddy is like having a pet you can fuck
6948t3_9bfjqv,The epiphanies you share here will give future generations a glimpse of the mundane observations that people had in 2018.
6949t3_9bfjlv,The reason why corgies and pugs exist is because mankind didn't understand inbreeding/interbreeding when they were in need for more hunting dogs.
6950t3_9bfjac,"Relationships are like Dark Souls... they either git gud, or they die."
6951t3_9bfj1w,If dogs can smell things like cancer before we even know we have it then they could smell our farts before we even fart them.
6952t3_9bfit6,Humans need to be taught how to swim while almost all other mammals can swim instinctively
6953t3_9bfqwz,"Why yes, the Reality TV President is tweeting Kanye West's mental breakdown."
6954t3_9bg75w,Professional Sport Charity Show
6955t3_9bg4xi,Anti-Adblock: an addon that forces a webpage that you really like to display hundreds of ads so they get extra money.
6956t3_9bg32w,Could a Universal Basic Income be done on a Global Scale by a crowd-funded non-profit NGO by using Blockchain Database?
6957t3_9bfye4,Repeat clown panic of 2016 but with Mickey Mouse costumes instead of clowns so kids will be afraid of Mickey Mouse ruining the value of copyright on it for Disney and making the next copyright expansion less likely.
6958t3_9bfvba,"Self-driving cars will never be perfect by themselves. But maybe a good enough self driving car could drive along as best it could, WITH a highly advanced humanoid-robot DRIVING IT."
6959t3_9bft54,"Someone should make a video called ""Terry Blues Clues"""
6960t3_9bfqy0,Coat the underside of shaker bottle lids in a hydrophobic coating so that chunks of protein powder sludge don't get stuck to it
6961t3_9bfoh0,"How about instead of taking a knee, NFL players held their hands over their hearts with their fingers in a V, for Vote!"
6962t3_9bfch0,Eliminate headlines
6963t3_9bfa0x,"Let California split into three states, but name them “West Carolina, West Dakota and West West Virginia”."
6964t3_9bf9b6,Marvel should create a new superhero in the vain of spider man or ant man called: the Human Centipede.
6965t3_9bf8wa,Maybe we could get a few strong members of the Catholic laity in churches across the world to drag a heavy millstone up to the alter and leave it there as a scriptural lesson
6966t3_9bf02q,"Jordan Peterson, Sam Harris, Bret Weinstein conversation that goes for as long as it takes until everyone agrees."
6967t3_9belv4,In-N-Out burger {West Coast} should merge with Cookout {East Coast} & take over the burger industry.
6968t3_9bee4o,Phish and Styx should go on tour together.
6969t3_9becqe,"Have a feature like facebook's ""on this day"" nostalgia thing, but for browser history"
6970t3_9bgic0,"If humans claimed property by urinating on it, alcoholics would dominate the real estate market"
6971t3_9bgibp,"If you’re the smartest person on earth, and try to tell someone they’ll probably think you’re bullshitting."
6972t3_9bgi8v,The Irish are the only group you can stereotype and have no one get offended.
6973t3_9bghu8,"Reverb, compression, EQ and Delay are like the audio equivalent of drop shadow, bezels, stroke, and gradients when working in Photoshop."
6974t3_9bght6,In the far Future people will be able to look up historic figures on Instagram and other social medias
6975t3_9bghru,Bad credit? Don’t sweat it! We’re all going to die. Life is pointless.
6976t3_9bghpn,.sdrawkcab ti epyt uoy fi retlif doMotuA eht hguorht gnihtyna teg nac uoY
6977t3_9bghgo,We like to tell ourselves to not care what others thing but at the same time we involuntarily subconsciously react to each other.
6978t3_9bgh69,"Now that the details of our lives and what we have done is recorded online for posterity, what we achieve may become a form of 'genetic merit' on the resumes of our descendants."
6979t3_9bggxj,MLM's (Multi-Level-Marketing) are just money cults.
6980t3_9bggrs,Button-pressed sinks are counterproductive and dirty your hands while/after trying to clean them.
6981t3_9bgg3d,We are slowly becoming like marklar.
6982t3_9bgfx6,A spider crossing a sidewalk is the equivalent of a human crossing the French countryside in 1917
6983t3_9bgfbo,A person with anterograde amnesia that frequents The Onion must think everything on the site is part of an elaborate joke including the dates
6984t3_9bgf5r,The fact that the Whomp boss in Mario 64 became a castle is strangely inspiring.
6985t3_9bgesp,"If you come from a home with an alcoholic father, you would probably be confused why anyone would think the board game Don’t Wake Daddy would be fun."
6986t3_9bgejp,"It's perfectly acceptable to walk into your parents house without knocking, but out of the question for your parents to walk into your house without knocking"
6987t3_9bge3g,"There are about 6500 human languages on Earth, but for some reason aliens in Science Fiction always have one language for their entire species."
6988t3_9bgdsk,There are no cruelty free medications they were all tested on animals
6989t3_9bgdfc,"If an asteroid was travelling towards earth at the speed of light, it would crash without hope for us to see it coming"
6990t3_9bgd9u,the people who cut into the narrow space in front of your car during traffic belong in a special place in hell
6991t3_9bgd36,"If it’s impossible to see your own face because you only see a reflection of it, then technically you never see anyone else either, because you only see the light reflecting off of them."
6992t3_9bgca9,Diarrhea is a shit show
6993t3_9bgc4y,"Animals like dogs are smart enough to pick up on and understand some of our language, but we aren’t smart enough to understand theirs"
6994t3_9bgbp9,Moms who clean their kids bedrooms growing up are playing the long con. It's a perfect albi for snooping through a teenagers shit.
6995t3_9bgmuq,Toilets at offices with rock music playing to mask fart/other noises.
6996t3_9bgmld,Actually floss
6997t3_9bgfjl,Alcoholic coffee.
6998t3_9bgfb1,Chick-Fil-A should be called Chick-Fil-Eh in Canada
6999t3_9bgd85,"As a parent, have a couch that your child is not allowed to sit on. Then during the rebellious phase, they have a safe way to express their defiance"
7000t3_9bg8hx,"Have a set of lights, one green, one red, above your tv that lights up green when a statement made by someone on tv is a fact and red when its a lie."
7001t3_9bgvuj,"Trump's video about Google's ""bias"" is, of course, fake and a lie."
7002t3_9bh2e8,Trying on shoes could be a lot quicker by holding a shoe up to your forearm since your feet are the same length as forearms.
7003t3_9bh2ar,"For every fly you see in your food, there's 10 that you didn't notice and already ate"
7004t3_9bh20q,Our kids/grandkids will probably be discussing Cyberpunk 2077 in the year 2077 and doing comparisons between then and now.
7005t3_9bh1w2,With enough cameras and cloud storage you could actually record a persons entire lifespan today and your grandkids would statistically die before they ever finished watching the only video they've watched in their entire lives.
7006t3_9bh1e8,The fear of advanced Aliens making us their slaves is the height of human arrogance.
7007t3_9bh13v,"Robots will never be able to have emotions, no matter how realistic the emotions may be, the robot is still programmed to have them"
7008t3_9bh12r,"May be universe lags and time pauses every now and then, but we'll never know."
7009t3_9bh10b,"Nowadays, we take more photos in a few minutes than we did in the entire 16th century"
7010t3_9bh0uf,Net-flix needs a shuffle option
7011t3_9bh0pj,"Because deadpool regenerates, he would be much better off using bombs"
7012t3_9bh0hc,Apples— you eat their clothes... but Oranges— you don’t.
7013t3_9bh09l,Imaging how much more acceptable it would be for a guy to be overweight if your penis put on weight as well.
7014t3_9bh09h,Vine is just condensed AFV
7015t3_9bh077,Waffles are basically bread cookies.
7016t3_9bh006,Meat is food colored.
7017t3_9bgzuy,If the universe is infinite when we die we will be reborn eventually.
7018t3_9bgztq,"Nowadays, we take more photos in a couple of minutes than people took in total in the 19th century."
7019t3_9bgzjh,"If farts were as frequent and as surprising as sneezes, no one would be offended or bothered by them"
7020t3_9bgzgu,The prank were some professional sport champion disguises himself as an old man and does amazing stuff is way less impressive in golf
7021t3_9bgzay,The prank were some professional sport champion disguises himself as an old man and does amazing stuff is way less impressive in golf
7022t3_9bgz5u,"Criticze their idieas ,beliefs not the people"
7023t3_9bgz32,Coffee is Skin Colored
7024t3_9bgz28,Gold diggers are just prostitutes that won't fuck you whenever you want.
7025t3_9bgyp9,We are lucky sneezes don’t smell like farts.
7026t3_9bgyir,"Spencer from iCarly says he gets his best ideas when he's wet, yet most of the things he makes or fixes tend to catch on fire"
7027t3_9bgzih,"In the Trumpiest of Trump Moves, Trump Reportedly Asked Disgraced Spousal Abuser Rob Porter to Become White House Counsel Last Year"
7028t3_9bh4u2,"Spring break for adults with full time jobs and kids, who don't get to party every weekend and actually need to blow off steam."
7029t3_9bgp14,Everyone needs to start typing backwards so that AutoMod cant filter it
7030t3_9bhegu,A social network that helps rappers team up with background singers and dancers: we'll call it G-Harmony
7031t3_9bhih7,Design drain covers so that phones can't drop into them
7032t3_9bhopp,"Squidward has six appendages, squids have 8-9. He's not a squid, he's a sexopuss."
7033t3_9bho8h,George Lucas named Luke Skywalker after himself
7034t3_9bho6s,Prostitutes are most depressed people while it comes to their personal life
7035t3_9bhntv,All six of the main characters in The Dover Boys at Pimento University is completely terrible at their roles in the story
7036t3_9bhmvh,"People who are one year younger than you are basically your age, unless you went to the same middle school; then they are much younger."
7037t3_9bhmth,"Future history books will cover Trumps idea of fake news which will in turn cause readers to doubt the truthfulness of the earlier chapters of, said book."
7038t3_9bhmih,Being Pregnant is The closest humans will ever get to being a kangoroo.
7039t3_9bhly7,"Growing up, no one ever tells you just how much you’ll second guess yourself on the directions you take when driving."
7040t3_9bhlhr,life is a scam
7041t3_9bhlcj,"Tech items are initially expensive, become cheaper as they get older, but if we wait long enough they become expensive again as they are considered antique."
7042t3_9bhkwg,"Front pockets aren't for putting things in, they're there so men can subtly adjust their balls in public. That's why girls clothing usually lacks them."
7043t3_9bhksv,You feel every thing after you dead. It would be bad.
7044t3_9bhkmw,Every sub on this site is a topic-specific virtual safe space.
7045t3_9bhkhl,Sneezing on a motorbike must be a nightmare
7046t3_9bhkeg,You ever think about what people will be like in 1000 years? How it's almost impossible to think about? In 1018 somebody thought the same thing. You are the uncomprehendable future they thought about.
7047t3_9bhkdu,Porn is probably one of the only industries you’d want to work overtime
7048t3_9bhj8u,Clockwise would be the opposite direction if we based clocks on sundials from the Southern Hemisphere.
7049t3_9bhj2r,Avocados taste like unsalted pistachios.
7050t3_9bhign,"Curtains are used to block out light, yet we close them at night, a time when there is no sun and very little light. Then we open them in the morning, we there is sun and quite a lot of light."
7051t3_9bhigj,Artists today produce more life like images than cameras did a hundred years ago.
7052t3_9bhhzo,When you want to sneeze and fart at the same time how do you publicly suppress the fart.
7053t3_9bhhqz,We were once the youngest living person in existence.
7054t3_9bhhhy,The only reason border collies haven't taken over the planet yet is they fell asleep every time they tried to invent math by counting sheep.
7055t3_9bhgzr,The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
7056t3_9bhgup,Buy a homeless person a suit and he'll look good on any interview for a job
7057t3_9bht5t,"When you get the newest iPhone, you have bragging rights for about 5 minutes until the new one comes out."
7058t3_9bhsz1,The brain has (at one point across hundreds of humans) had the idea to create every component of the device your're using.
7059t3_9bhsh4,If this is a simulation it’s amazing how realistic graphics are gonna be in the future.
7060t3_9bhs7j,Homeless people are a product of our greed
7061t3_9bhrpj,"It's weird thinking that in a few years, there's the possibility that we will look younger than we do now."
7062t3_9bhr6c,Forgetting old things/memories is one of the major contributor to find peace/happiness
7063t3_9bhr4q,"People like things we are familiar with,so the first colour you teach a blind person have a high chance of it become the blind person favorite colour"
7064t3_9bhqxu,"The real world might just be our imagination and when we go to sleep and dream, that's reality"
7065t3_9bhqh6,Women may poo more than men because they have to sit down every time they pee. Not necessarily more volume but a higher frequency
7066t3_9bhqeo,Male spiders lose their virginity and life at the same time
7067t3_9bhqd2,"Duck is the equivalent to Navy SEALs because they can fly, go on land and underwater and not many animal can do that"
7068t3_9bhpnk,"What would happen if you killed someone with your voice, would it be murder or would the 1st amendment protect you"
7069t3_9bhpf2,Alternate universes are only limited by imagination.
7070t3_9bi1no,Everything a scientist has learned and will learn is already being taught in shools in the future.
7071t3_9bi15x,Slang makes English easy to understand but only if you already have an advanced fluency in English.
7072t3_9bi0o5,The selfies you delete are the real you
7073t3_9bhzd1,A woeking dehumidifier must be highly sought after in a post apocalypse world as they literally pulls largely uncontaminated water from thin air.
7074t3_9bhyvc,"When you say ‘Forward’ or ‘Back’ , your lips move in those directions."
7075t3_9bhymw,"While you're busy telling friends and family that someone is an asshole for such and such a reason, that someone is telling their friends and family that you are in fact the asshole in the situation."
7076t3_9bhxta,All it takes is the shade of a small tree to cool and protect you from the power of an entire sun
7077t3_9bhxpc,We're all just brains controlling a human suit
7078t3_9bhxgv,No mater how much we sleep we will always be tired
7079t3_9bhx4t,We are lucky we don't need such a large variety of air or water like we need for food.
7080t3_9bhx2y,There will be a lot more nudity during the zombie apocalypse than we can imagine.
7081t3_9bhwzx,If we didn’t have time at this point in life we would be working by tasks not hours
7082t3_9bhwwc,The expression 'it's always in the last place you look' is always true when finding something
7083t3_9bhwgj,"Humans really became the masters over all higher forms of living, when they found out, that almost all of them enjoy scritches or being pet."
7084t3_9bhw9t,Leaving multiple tabs open until your computer slows down is the internet equivalent of waiting to do all of your laundry until you have no clean clothes left.
7085t3_9bhw97,All Flies Have Fast Reflexes Because the Ones Who Don't Are Already Dead
7086t3_9bhw0b,"You can't imagine a new colour, whatever it is you've seen it"
7087t3_9bhvbq,The short sighted people pay to be able to view
7088t3_9bhv4t,Noah's ark probably didn't had any fish.
7089t3_9bhuwv,"If your dad had jerked it just once more or even just one less time before sex with your mother, you probably wouldn’t exist."
7090t3_9bhtxi,"If supernatural phenomena were witnessed, they would no longer be supernatural, but just another thing science hasn't yet explained."
7091t3_9bhtwa,By wearing makeup women are raising their own beauty standards to an unrealistic level
7092t3_9bhtsc,Sleeping is just fast-traveling to the future.
7093t3_9bhtc4,If aliens know of our existence there are probably video games about us that they are playing.
7094t3_9bi5vd,"In all the years Jim Henson had his fist up Kermit's arse, not once did he ever lick Kermit's back for that bufotenin-high."
7095t3_9bi5fh,One of the few good things about turning 18 is being able to put in your real date of brith instead of a made up one
7096t3_9bi50e,"Saying ""If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"" is in itself not something nice to say"
7097t3_9bi4ra,Earrape is just deepfried music
7098t3_9bi4fp,"Time travelling backwards will never be possible - if it was, major disasters like 9/11 would have been prevented."
7099t3_9bi3sc,marching band is good training for waiting tables
7100t3_9bi3m7,Every human possesses the superpower of being able to think.
7101t3_9bi3dh,Nature has pre-cut and packaged oranges for us and we never took notice
7102t3_9bi33n,If the purge was real corperations would pay all their shareholders and executives on purge night to avoid paying taxes.
7103t3_9bi2wu,The road to hell is paved with incompetence + good intentions.
7104t3_9bi2l7,There's no other feeling like someone sitting next to you on the bus. Both frustration and joy.
7105t3_9bi207,Buzzfeed is basically the internet generation’s version of a supermarket tabloid.
7106t3_9bib9i,The world could have been saved multiple times without us knowing
7107t3_9biaz4,Whoever decided 12 inches makes 1 foot must have really large feet.
7108t3_9biaj7,The original creators of currency would use something they have the most(like shells) so as to be the wealthiest people in their society.
7109t3_9biadx,Fireman Sam has been 20 for 20 years :/
7110t3_9bi9y2,The first people to fly to the moon must have been either really confident it would work or at least a little bit suicidal knowing it might not work
7111t3_9bi9ho,Prostitutes know men better then any other woman
7112t3_9bi85o,Cigarettes are just tobacco buritos..
7113t3_9bi83w,"Memorizing like 20+ songs is not that impressive, but memorize 2 or 3 paragraphs in history class and everyone will just be amazed"
7114t3_9bi70w,"Everyone thinks that their friends are weird and that everyone is else is normal, but everyone just has an inner shell that once you crack you see who they truly are."
7115t3_9bi6rg,r* looks like a morning star
7116t3_9bigia,"At some point in history, we all collectively decided to say twothousand instead of twentyhundred and it wouldn’t even sound weird if we kept the “hundred” concept"
7117t3_9bigb8,A toenail melts at ~150 degrees Celsius
7118t3_9bifwr,"The youngest generation who play VR games are never going to watch a movie and think, “This CGI sucks.”"
7119t3_9bieyf,Patrick Star's face is on his leg
7120t3_9biej3,"If during our evolution we wouldn't necessarily have to stand up, then nowadays we could have been roaming around on 4 legs."
7121t3_9bieas,"You never really appreciate how good it feels to breath normally, until you get sick and your nose just doesn't work."
7122t3_9bie86,"If Eve was made with 2 of Adams ribs, she would have been smart enough to not eat the forbidden fruit of knowledge, but Adam would not be interested in starting humanity with Eve, He (like Marilyn Manson) would be too busy going balls deep sucking himself off."
7123t3_9bidkb,"Everything isn’t always going to be okay; and that fact, is okay."
7124t3_9bidjj,Almost nobody has ever wanted to turn on sticky keys.
7125t3_9bidhd,"Somewhere in the UK there is a person who is 14,458,219th in line to be the British Monarch, and they don’t even know it."
7126t3_9bic2w,Liquid-Plumr is money you get to pour right down the drain.
7127t3_9bibyg,"“Shit” and “fuck” must have mostly equal physical properties. “Tired as ____”, “ugly as_____”, “heavy as ____” etc"
7128t3_9bibo5,Hindus must find it as weird and disgusting to eat cows as many people find it disgusting and weird to eat dogs.
7129t3_9bi9tc,"ART OF THE DEAL ...Trump's Taj Mahal — the ""8th wonder of the world""; — sold for pennies on the dollar"
7130t3_9biqjw,There’s probably a lot of good music that we’ll never hear because it was never marketed
7131t3_9biqj8,"If we came from monkeys, current monkeys will evolve to humans in future as well."
7132t3_9biqho,"It’s funny that in 9th grade, the person bagging groceries is the 1%"
7133t3_9bipt9,"If you can't twist the lid off of an anti-seize container, its probably not good anti-seize."
7134t3_9biprd,Caffeine is like an in-app-purchase. You can either pay for energy and keep playing or wait for it to recharge.
7135t3_9bipmp,Social axiency is like sitting on a chair where some one sat before and your place wont cool down/heat up to your own bottom temperature untill you sit at home.
7136t3_9bipkj,Facial hair is literally pubic hair; beards are modern day beavers.
7137t3_9bip47,Fastpasses in theme parks are like pay to win weapons in already 60$ games
7138t3_9bioii,A pancake is just an omelette with more ingredients.
7139t3_9bio0t,Your death is the moment your entire life has lead up to
7140t3_9bio0h,Every living creature on Earth shares a common ancestor which lived billions of years ago.
7141t3_9binrx,You realize how stupid people really are when they give money to their monarchs that did absolutely nothing to deserve it.
7142t3_9bim4n,"If you ever want to know how committed a person can really be, just buy them a new cereal brand and see if they eat the whole thing or throw it midway"
7143t3_9bim2t,Cows farts are killing polar bears
7144t3_9bilvu,"Humanity could be best described as the 2 last people of opposite gender surviving, with the one killing the other to have more food."
7145t3_9biloo,"2 highly flammable elements (Oxygen & Hydrogen) form to make water, a liquid that extinguishes fire."
7146t3_9bill5,You know you are an adult when you stop lieing about your age when creating an account online
7147t3_9bilci,The oldest person in the world is always dying.
7148t3_9bikel,Every human is water proof
7149t3_9bijvh,Each person is the result of a very long chain of fucks.
7150t3_9bijk2,Adam and Eve had 2 sons
7151t3_9bij2n,Spider and Cob Webs are the Start of the Arachnid Infrastructure Plan
7152t3_9biisk,"We use our phones for so long everyday, but never see it in our dreams"
7153t3_9biihs,The way you style your fringe to your preferred side in the mirror is the opposite of how everyone else sees it
7154t3_9biia7,People are trying way to hard
7155t3_9biuqw,"Deliver vaccinations by filling a sock with nickels, dipping it in immunity juice and beating people with it."
7156t3_9biint,"For every two houses you own but don't live in, you have to give one to someone who doesn't have a home."
7157t3_9big3k,"Delete all the Wikipedia pages, have Karl Pilkington re-write them."
7158t3_9bi8ns,There should be a World War Memorial somewhere in a neutral place to remember ALL the ones that died because of a war.
7159t3_9bht08,Corporations will be taxed proportionally to the gap between the lowest earning worker and highest earning worker.
7160t3_9bhrng,Interview David Icke and make the camera crew dress up as lizard people
7161t3_9biv6e,He has lost it. Now claims the Lester Holt interview was 'fudged'
7162t3_9bipwm,"This Day In Trump History: Months before the 2016 election, Democrats ask the FBI to investigate Trump advisers’ Russia ties. (Remember this whenever MAGA trolls screech ""libtards made this up after the election!!"")"
7163t3_9bimhv,"This Day in Trump History: back in August 2016, people (including Republicans) were already calling the Trump campaign a ""scampaign"" -- now, two years later, the scam continues on multiple fronts."
7164t3_9bj7w3,"In a May 2017 interview, Trump told Lester Holt he was thinking about the Russia investigation when he fired FBI Director James Comey. This is evidence of obstruction of justice. This morning Trump belched out a new lie: ""Lester Holt got caught fudging my tape on Russia."""
7165t3_9bjesh,Trump-Whisperer Salena Zito Exposed
7166t3_9bjenr,Trump makes 67 false claims in 5th-most-dishonest week as president
7167t3_9bjchg,"We have reached Obstruction-ception: as of today, Trump is openly lying about the interview he gave to Lester Holt, when he admitted (on video) he was thinking about the Russia investigation when he fired FBI Director Comey."
7168t3_9bj8wv,I’m a very smart man who can’t spell “White House Counsel”
7169t3_9bjkiv,"Trump Logic: ""I liked Don, but he was NOT responsible for me not firing Bob Mueller or Jeff Sessions. I like people who were responsible for me not firing Bob Mueller or Jeff Sessions."""
7170t3_9bjj3w,Trump Is a Snob Who Secretly Despises His Own Supporters
7171t3_9bjzn0,A smart phone doesn’t make you smart
7172t3_9bjzef,The quickest way to destroy the world would been to take away the anonymity of the internet and then just sit back and watch.
7173t3_9bjzc0,"STDs are on the rise. Thanks Tinder, Grinder, and other apps."
7174t3_9bjzby,"""Hipster"" has overtaken ""cool,"" as ""cool"" did to ""rad"" and ""neat"""
7175t3_9bjzbf,Merchandisers would save a fortune in shipping costs if packaging marketing wasn't a thing.
7176t3_9bjyuu,In 50 years there will be more dead people on social media than alive
7177t3_9bjyt1,News media is the bearer of bad news. Social media is the bearer of good news.
7178t3_9bjy9n,GoFundMe is basically social health care.
7179t3_9bjx9u,"It's a shame that by the time we'll be old enough to truly relate to our elders, they'll have already passed on and we won't be able to discuss it with them."
7180t3_9bjx7m,Bugs must think they have been fighting a never-ending war against humans
7181t3_9bjx0i,If humans were able to read minds there would be a lot more divorced couples and a lot more criminals in jail.
7182t3_9bjwyf,"In Annie, the lyrics in ""Tomorrow"" still haven't happened yet."
7183t3_9bjwnl,"People often say that they are smart but not good test takers, but oddly enough, you never here anyone say they arent very bright but great test takers."
7184t3_9bjwmz,"Tips stands for to ""insure prompt service"" yet it is usually given at the end of service."
7185t3_9bjwmo,Wasteful packaging in stores would be less if customers didn't steal things.
7186t3_9bjwm8,"Whoever coined the phrase ""The journey is more important than the destination"" obviously never stood in line to take a piss."
7187t3_9bjwfg,Existence of a single human being could advance or throw back the human race by 1000 years.
7188t3_9bjweo,Tri-fold brochures only have two folds.
7189t3_9bjwcs,A cafe is basically a bank they just charge a large fee for a withdrawal and give you complementary coffee
7190t3_9bjvvh,Because of order of operations the game forth and back makes more sense than the game back and forth
7191t3_9bjvt7,"You're not lazy, you're unmotivated"
7192t3_9bjuok,"In the future, they will play a version of DnD where the setting is present day."
7193t3_9bjuaa,You can never get somewhere nearer to the sunset than you already are or have been
7194t3_9bjtte,"At some point, people who play Madden NFL video games will only be dimly aware that there was an actual person named John Madden on whom the game is based, if they are aware at all."
7195t3_9bjt8f,Relay races with colored batons look like a bunch of people robbed a dildo store
7196t3_9bk419,Justice Dept. criticizes Harvard in affirmative action case
7197t3_9bjypk,"Trump ally ""Papa"" John Schnatter condemned by board of Papa John's over his continued behavior since being ousted over using the ""N"" during a board meeting."
7198t3_9bjwpb,Pretty sure Dotard is just impotently screaming at his TV right now
7199t3_9bk79l,Marriages would be more successful and fulfilling with the implementation of 5 year “contracts” rather than signing your soul away for eternity
7200t3_9bjmzc,"A UK PM themed porn parody where an(adult) ""Theresa May"" runs through a field of wheat, gets caught, and is gangbanged by 5 angry farmers so they don't call the police"
7201t3_9bjglv,Live stream writing a book. Collaborate with community to edit and improve writing style of the book. Decide collectively what share of profits various tasks deserve. Create 'BookIt' style economic rewards as well for comprehension. Everyone profits.
7202t3_9bjdag,Lock the comments of a post that has articles until the reader actually opens the page of the article and reads it.
7203t3_9bj0aq,"Selectively breed fuzzy caterpillars until they acquire a taste for human ear wax. Use them to clean out your ears. When you’re done, instead of becoming garbage, they become beautiful butterflies. YOUR MOVE, Q-TIP."
7204t3_9bkipp,Stop global warming by shooting a nuke and starting a nuclear winter. But only a little one.
7205t3_9bkg4t,Voters don’t buy ‘No collusion!’
7206t3_9bka2q,"Daniel Dale, the Washington Bureau Chief for the Toronto Star, is still logging every lie Donald Trump has uttered as President"
7207t3_9blenx,"The label on the top of McDonald’s bbq sauce says “tangy”, not “fancy”."
7208t3_9bleg7,There is no other drink than water
7209t3_9ble5c,Morning sex is saying there’s nothing more important to get out the way first today
7210t3_9ble1s,Being a hacker was considered a much bigger crime before the rise of the internet
7211t3_9bldzz,A home isn’t home until your dreams start taking place in them.
7212t3_9bldgl,The idiot is always perceived as innocent until they’re put in charge.
7213t3_9bld84,Pupils are gaping wet face sphincters that we expose to people and enjoy shoving light into.
7214t3_9bld7j,Songs make a lot more sense after your first break-up.
7215t3_9bld54,"If there is ever a robot uprising, the robots better be waterproof because humans are naturally armed with a water weapons."
7216t3_9blcpc,A lot of people died throughout history so that we would know we can't eat what they just ate.
7217t3_9blcm7,If fat is stored energy then overweight people are literally bursting with power.
7218t3_9blcb8,The story of the Good Samaritan single-handedly transformed a despised race of people in those times into a widespread synonym for a selfless hero.
7219t3_9blc8h,"This sites updated design assumes you have uncapped, unthrottled internet access"
7220t3_9blc78,Straight girls who go to gay clubs to have fun with their gay guy friends end up ruining the pool of potential partners for lesbians.
7221t3_9blc5x,"No matter how clean you keep silly putty, you'll always get a hair or crumb in it."
7222t3_9blbvs,"Most of the time no one bats an eye when you cough in public but it's inappropriate to fart, despite both actions generally make the same amount of noise."
7223t3_9blbtf,A CAPTCHA is just a watered down version of the Turing Test
7224t3_9blbno,The world would be a much better place if scientists were as popular as current celebrities in society
7225t3_9blbc3,"When holidays begin, you think of how they'll end. When your lying on your deathbed you think of how you began."
7226t3_9blanj,Anime teaches kids and teens life lessons that sometimes parents don't do.
7227t3_9blahg,"Technically we all talk to ourselves, some people just do it vocally."
7228t3_9bla0s,"Due to it's stellar movement, a blasting supernova is a galactic buckshot."
7229t3_9bl9u6,"In order to ethically study the first human brain, a scientist must have performed the first autopsy on someone."
7230t3_9bl9km,"People are used to saying “12 year old virgin” as an insult online, but that’s exactly what a 12 year old child growing in a healthy environment’s supposed to be"
7231t3_9bl9fq,A missing feature of our saliva is a bad breath control function..
7232t3_9blijo,"This loaded survey. Questions like ""do you believe the msm uses slurs rather than facts about our president"" wtf."
7233t3_9blh5a,"Don't mind me, just posting random archived news reports that have absolutely nothing to do with Trump revoking Hispanic people's passports"
7234t3_9blfhz,No politician was ever treated so badly
7235t3_9bl7fm,A new study from the University of Buffalo found that supporters of President Trump on college campuses are more likely to show prejudice toward international students
7236t3_9bl6li,New Campus Sexual Misconduct Rules From Betsy DeVos Protect The Accused and Colleges
7237t3_9bl1lr,Photos: Examples of the Presidential Aging Process
7238t3_9bktgq,"LA Man Arrested, Charged With Threatening to Kill Boston Globe Employees Over Anti-Trump Editorials"
7239t3_9blvjb,"""Dear priests & other evangelical leaders: remember how I got rid of the Johnson Amendment, allowing you to politicize openly from the pulpit? What was the point of doing that if you don't turn out your flock to vote for me? Also: Antifa is violent!"""
7240t3_9bm9rl,Trump cancels pay raises for almost 2 million federal workers
7241t3_9bm9li,NBC? FAKE! CNN? FAKE! New York Times? FAKE! Washington Post? FAKE! Google? FAKE! Twitter? FAKE! Facebook? FAKE! Your own eyes? FAKE!!!
7242t3_9bm7qw,The Pirates of Penzance musical but with Somali pirates and reggae music.
7243t3_9bm5z4,Another way to save our coastlines from rising sea levels
7244t3_9bm5v7,Outlaw all animals from being Emotional Support animals ezcept for Turtles.
7245t3_9bm4am,Remove all time zones and make a universal time where half the world has to work/be awake at night
7246t3_9bm2ao,"Seeing as how conjuring movies keep going back in time, conjuring 10 should include dinasours and be based on a true story"
7247t3_9blx3z,A way to save our coastlines from rising sea levels
7248t3_9bmlr1,Donald Trump just keeps claiming things he said on tape aren't real
7249t3_9bmgmi,Donald Trump can't get his Don McGahn story straight
7250t3_9bmwg8,A survival game set in a city
7251t3_9bmv76,"A commercial with the mentos music but with luke skywalker and the events leading up to drinking the blue milk from the tit, with blue milk as the product being pitched"
7252t3_9bmrrb,"Take off 1 percentage off income tax for every 10,000 employees a company hires."
7253t3_9bnc4z,Actual Amish furniture stores can't have truckload sales.
7254t3_9bnbnu,Pro-choice logically includes the right of the father to opt out. Having sex has either consequences for both or for none. You can't have it both ways.
7255t3_9bnb6s,Teaching people to swear in your language is a way of protecting them when they hear it being said from other people
7256t3_9bnazo,Any scene in a movie that was a dream actually happened.
7257t3_9bnazm,Music is just domesticated air.
7258t3_9bnamh,Cleopatra lived closer to the building of Pizza hut than the Egyptian Pyramids.
7259t3_9bnajo,A lot of people who do actual labor don’t get Labor Day off. Almost everyone who works in an office does.
7260t3_9bna6v,It's probably a red flag if you HAVEN'T ever mentioned the 'FBI' or 'NSA' in a message
7261t3_9bna28,You take breathing through your nose for granted until you get sick and can’t breathe through your nose anymore.
7262t3_9bn9zt,Somewhere out there are two perfectly normal people named Chad and Stacy who would like to date each other but are hesitant to make the move.
7263t3_9bn9z3,The longer you look at your feet the weirder they are.
7264t3_9bn99n,"People look odd without eyebrows, except for Whooping Goldberg who looks odd with them."
7265t3_9bn95z,"The ""silver lining"" on a cloud is actually grey. Optimism is a lie."
7266t3_9bn8yk,"The phrase ""feeling crappy"" must have originated because someone noticed how good you feel after a crap."
7267t3_9bn8jg,The first kids to live on the moon probably won’t ask for a trampoline for their birthday
7268t3_9bn7z1,"After you masturbate, pornography just looks awkward."
7269t3_9bn7oe,"Bart Simpson may be Springfield’s chief badass, but Milhouse openly lets Bart know his endgame is to wreck Lisa"
7270t3_9bn7n7,something you do now might cause a chain reaction of events and cause world war 3
7271t3_9bn7mv,We press harder on the TV remote when the batteries are dead even if it doesn't make any sense.
7272t3_9bn7he,There's a chance that the Aztecs had the right idea and that the sun only rises every morning because somewhere someone dies
7273t3_9bn753,There are few things as refreshingly blunt as what you need to type in when you are searching for stock imagery
7274t3_9bn6t1,All this talk about Stefán Karl Stefánsson has showed how young most people on this site are.
7275t3_9bn6n6,The first person who did take milk out of some animals breasts(a cow or whatever) must be way out of his league.
7276t3_9bn6la,"If alternate realities were real, there could be an alternate reality where no alternate realities even exist..."
7277t3_9bn5wl,"In fictional militaries, one is ever denied permission to speak freely."
7278t3_9bnh94,"A Billionaire who sets up a 1 Billion dollar ‘Randi Prize’ and promotes/televises it. Expose countless charlatans, foster science and critical thinking - and the best part is that it’s literally 0 risk."
7279t3_9bngut,What if we bring back jousting?
7280t3_9bncrn,Make engine exhaust colorful so everyone knows how much pollution comes out
7281t3_9bn7cv,"What if Netflix had a setting for how quickly the UI goes away, like a timer or something for quicker or slower readers."
7282t3_9bnm1b,"Netflix (or really any large streaming service) should contract with Cinemark (or any large theater company) to produce movie serials. They would show a different episode in the theaters every month, then at the end of the year, they would publish the entire series on the streaming service."
7283t3_9bnupg,City Official Is No Fan of Nunes Pension Reform Bill
7284t3_9bnuh5,"Donald Trump is afraid of Allen Weisselberg, and rightly so. Weisselberg is the Trump Organization's CFO, and he already accepted immunity in exchange for testimony."
7285t3_9bntv2,"Literally hours after saying there isn't enough money in the budget to afford a 1.9% pay raise for civilian federal employees, Trump says he's mulling reducing capital gains taxes."
7286t3_9bnn4i,"Discrimination and restricting access is fine, so long as it's against the someone else, right?"
7287t3_9bo3o8,Stepping on shit with shoes on feels more disgusting than wiping the line off your ass checks with tissue in you hand with shit in between.
7288t3_9bo3ne,The only thing stopping house cats from eating people is size.
7289t3_9bo3bw,The great thing about haunted refrigerators is that they keep food cold even during an outage.
7290t3_9bo3b3,Kicking field goals is a lot harder in video games than it is in real life
7291t3_9bo2s5,"When you get into high school, it's nothing like the movies. When you get into college, it's just like the movies."
7292t3_9bo2ra,Muffins are just domesticated cupcakes
7293t3_9bo2mo,"""Tech savvy"" or being good at computers will soon no longer be a trait."
7294t3_9bo2dn,The only difference between a piece of trash and an incredible archaeological find is the amount of people who care about it.
7295t3_9bo29j,"People in the future will think life sucked ""back then,"" just like we do."
7296t3_9bo1xr,"Babies and toddlers got to sleep most of the day and get no ridicule, but if we sleep in now we’re not a productive part of society."
7297t3_9bo1vf,"Sometimes we pay people to fight, sometimes we imprison them."
7298t3_9bo1v3,Puzzles are the IKEA version of posters
7299t3_9bo1jf,"When you are listening to an old unpopular song from an unpopular musician, you are probably the only person in existence listening to that song at that moment."
7300t3_9bo1fk,Bedtime stories in 2018 consist of babies delivered via Amazon drones instead of storks.
7301t3_9bo0wt,People say lego is really bad when you stand on it but in all honesty it's not at all.
7302t3_9bo0wc,It is possible that your favourite music genre hasn't been invented yet
7303t3_9bo0uw,It is possible that your favourite music genre hasn't been invented yet
7304t3_9bo0pd,If you are what you eat-what happens to the waste
7305t3_9bo0ky,"With the current progression of monotonous concepts we watch on TV, one day there will be a show with the premise of watching paint dry, and it will absolutely be a hit."
7306t3_9bo0i4,"One day, 'the 90s' will refer to 2090"
7307t3_9bo01f,You can buy out an entire store with 5$ in 1900.
7308t3_9bnzup,"There are few things that are universally agreed upon, but the cartoony sound effect used to describe the rapid loss of an erection is definitely one."
7309t3_9bnz7a,"If mental health could make you physically beautiful, people would be a lot more interested and support it."
7310t3_9bnz26,The only good excuse for not responding to a text for extended amounts of time is that you are flying and now that option is fading too.
7311t3_9bnyvn,The first person to x-ray a baby's skull must have shit their pants upon seeing all the teeth in it.
7312t3_9bo3hd,Wonders about the current POTUS
7313t3_9bohae,"If someone wanted your opinion in the Harry Potter universe, they'd ask for your two knuts."
7314t3_9bogzt,Everyone wants to be unique in their own way except when it comes to medical illnesses.
7315t3_9bog27,Autistic people must have been treated terribly before people found out it was a mental illness
7316t3_9bofq1,Most mobile games and apps are basically just pyramid schemes
7317t3_9bof4r,"Someone, somewhere out there, was high on 9/11."
7318t3_9boey1,"Job creators are fiercely fighting regulations, yet, our employers keeps breathing down our neck"
7319t3_9boerx,Civilizations of the future will study the contents of our phones much the same way we study the contents of prehistoric caves and excavations.
7320t3_9boerh,Whether the glass is half-full or half-empty simply depends on it's previous state
7321t3_9boep8,"Before we were aimlessly scrolling through our social media feeds out of boredom, we were aimlessly flipping through channels on the television"
7322t3_9boehk,"If you take on a task with persistent and determination, you'll end it with perspiration"
7323t3_9boe7r,The first human to breath probably felt super relieved.
7324t3_9bodpa,"If you are a professional in what you do, you don't have to go around telling everyone. It will be obvious in your work and crystal clear in your response to your own mistakes."
7325t3_9bodof,Most of the people alive at 11:11 11/11/1111 had no idea there was anything interesting about that moment.
7326t3_9boddb,A monitor is just a TV without channels.
7327t3_9bod85,You've never had a bad curly fry.
7328t3_9bocld,Automation and Capitalism do not mix
7329t3_9bocdw,The Power Rangers probably see their villains as real creatures rather than people in giant plastic suits or spandex.
7330t3_9boc61,"No matter how many times you tell kids that monsters don't exist, they believe they do. No matter how many times you tell kids their teeth will rot if they don't brush them, they believe they won't."
7331t3_9bobwm,Whistling in public is only enjoyable to the whistler.
7332t3_9bobpl,"Your first day of Senior year, is also your last first day of High School."
7333t3_9bobnb,The very first TV didn’t have any channels
7334t3_9bobgu,There are to many people incapable of doing anything trying to stop people capable of doing something.
7335t3_9bob40,Spongebob's parents may be round but they still have square pants
7336t3_9boaxh,Our toes and fingers both have tips but you never say you have toetips like you do with fingertips
7337t3_9boavn,Salt is the Sugar of savoury.
7338t3_9bonxm,A main stream news network that proposes both sides of issues in the same program to allow viewers to form a well educated opinion on current events or politics.
7339t3_9bo8n9,Audit/rate goods/services based on their environmental impact
7340t3_9botk3,If walls could talk there would be a lot less indoor crimes.
7341t3_9botjm,The time and date of an event in the future is decided on by choosing a position of the earth relative to the sun and then waiting until it's there
7342t3_9bot8x,We are all knowingly killing off the human race and most likely all other life forms on earth!
7343t3_9boszj,Everyone is excited about human evolution yet nobody is comfortable with natural selection
7344t3_9bosxa,The reason marijuana is a gateway drug is that it’s treated like more harmful drugs so people think those drugs won’t hurt them either
7345t3_9bosw2,Every animal species except humans communicate the same language to their respective counterparts.
7346t3_9bosqi,Every car you see driving on the street is a used car
7347t3_9bosil,"In the 1960s, people fantasized the 21st century would have robotic vacuums, still have cats as pets, and some visionaries might have even predicted on-demand video. But nobody could have predicted the 21st century would have thousands of on-demand videos depicting cats riding on robotic vacuums."
7348t3_9boshw,Toilets are fart amplifiers
7349t3_9bosh5,"When you're under 18 you get pissed at events or stuff that are 18+, but when you're over 18 you're thankful because ""kids"" aren't going to be around"
7350t3_9bosfx,"If you draft dodged ww2, you're decendants are probably well off. If not, you're decendants are probably poor."
7351t3_9bos9m,"As a man, ""getting the life sucked out of you"" isn't necessarily a bad thing."
7352t3_9bort8,When you think about it traffic is controlled by paint and lights
7353t3_9borlq,"Your eyes tell your brain what to see, your brain interprets what your eyes are seeing"
7354t3_9bore7,All MILF's are cougars but not all cougars are MILF'S
7355t3_9boqxb,Every birthdate and birth time can be made into an amount of money. But not the other way around.
7356t3_9boqx2,You could have an event where a quarter of humanity is slowly tortured to death and in 80 years people would still make jokes about it.
7357t3_9boqwx,Subpar has the opposite meaning in golf.
7358t3_9boqu9,"The cinema achieves what bosses, parents, teachers and traffic officers never can.. keeping people off their damn phones for a couple of hours!"
7359t3_9boqu5,Shopping for a new computer on your old computer is like making someone dig their own grave
7360t3_9boqu4,Ratemyprofessor.com and similar sites are like a formspring for teachers
7361t3_9boqkk,A Double Quarter Pounder is a Half Pounder.
7362t3_9boqcg,Waiting for liquid to boil is like a load screen for cooking.
7363t3_9boqb5,The person who invented the trebuchet probably never thought it would’ve hit peak popularity several hundred years after it was put out of service.
7364t3_9boq5l,A·mericans are simultaneously stereotyped for being smart and dumb.
7365t3_9box08,‘Winter is coming’: Allies fear Trump isn’t prepared for gathering legal storm
7366t3_9bovxk,Watch Tucker Carlson Get Confronted With Actual Facts And Reality.
7367t3_9bovx9,Half Scoop has another half-assed idea -- start a conservative Facebook. What a half genius he is!
7368t3_9bonfp,"Evangelicals are Trump's base: Trump approval among, white non-college Evangelical women = 68%; Trump approve among white, non-college NON-Evangelical women = 35%; Trump approval among white, non-college Evangelical men = 80%; Trump approve among white, non-college NON-Evangelical men = 52%"
7369t3_9boflg,"President Donald Trump has threatened to withdraw the US from the World Trade Organization (WTO) if the body fails to change the way it treats America. ""If they don't shape up, I would withdraw from the WTO"""
7370t3_9bob1j,How to prepare for ex-President Trump
7371t3_9bp2mi,"""EXPOSE ALL FACES"""
7372t3_9bos7g,A reality show where you have several health gurus with completely different opinions try and get 3 people assigned to them to lose the most weight. Winner is whichever guru's team loses the most weight while also being able to pass various fitness/intelligence tests
7373t3_9bpcf1,"There are two types of people in this world: those who take off work/school to celebrate their birthday, and those that don't."
7374t3_9bpcbu,Bats are mammalian wyverns.
7375t3_9bpc53,"You can say ""it's a bit hot"" but not ""it's a lot hot"""
7376t3_9bpc15,"The saying ""always a bridemaid, never a bride"" would also be pretty depressing if it was reversed"
7377t3_9bpbyr,Marble Slab is the Benihana of ice cream.
7378t3_9bpbbw,"If all wéeds were made of wéed wéed, we’d have a large wéed problem."
7379t3_9bpau7,"Everyday, a 12 year old YouTuber uploads a video and thinks he ""cool"". 3 years later, he will be the laughing-stock of his high school."
7380t3_9bpatb,Cleaning your apartment/house/living space is like an in real life version upgrade.
7381t3_9bpacl,Sleeping is like dying but it’s a free trial for a couple of hours
7382t3_9bpa88,Maybe Heaven's Gate was just a big publicity stunt for Nike.
7383t3_9bpa1v,Winning the Powerball Lottery is like picking the correct inch between Detroit and Rome.
7384t3_9bpa1b,Cream cheese looks similar to frosting.
7385t3_9bp9ix,Under Armour is the Lululemon for overweight guys.
7386t3_9bp9in,The concept of the Tooth Fairy is actually kind of creepy when you think about it.
7387t3_9bp9hh,It’s amazing we can have eye drops when everything else will burns our eyes
7388t3_9bp9be,the thought of an octopus wearing boots
7389t3_9bp986,Bagels are thicker bread doughnuts
7390t3_9bp96s,You may have interacted with the same person online multiple times without knowing it
7391t3_9bp950,The only time you ever see the back of your head is at the barbers
7392t3_9bp94k,If sleeping was like eating everyone would be a lot happier.
7393t3_9bp8rn,Looking at someone’s browser history is the modern day equivalent of reading someone’s private diary.
7394t3_9bp8p6,"Given the lack of documentation, it will likely be impossible to discover how languages were created"
7395t3_9bp8o2,"In space, port, starboard, fore, and aft aren't enough for directional designations since ""up"" is no longer constant."
7396t3_9bp8lo,A strong weakness is technically a strength.
7397t3_9bp8fb,Nerf guns are a front for future weapon engineering.
7398t3_9bpik2,Professional sports would be a lot more exciting if they chose teams like old school gym rules.
7399t3_9bpied,"We often get irritated with telemarketers, although they may just be people trying to make an honest living."
7400t3_9bpie3,Vegans can't use Snuggies because they're made from skinned Muppets.
7401t3_9bpi91,"Buses are most likely ""always late"" because they want to ensure people are there early just to get as much bus fare as possible. It's a feasible business tactic."
7402t3_9bphyb,"It’s weird that no one reads user agreements, terms & conditions or leases, because contract law is the only authority that even the devil respects."
7403t3_9bphqk,The chance of having a boy or a girl are around 50% each and there is nothing we can do about it. Our entire reproduction system is balanced thanks to nature.
7404t3_9bphh3,"when you cut juice with water, there will be an instant where it will switch from bland juice to tasty water"
7405t3_9bphgd,Pistachios are just land oysters.
7406t3_9bphdw,"The accusation, ""We're arguing"" can't be denied"
7407t3_9bph3d,Magicians are the wizardry world’s equivalent of a comedian
7408t3_9bpgwg,The only thing stopping metal boxes that contain people from smashing into each other are lines drawn on the road
7409t3_9bpfoo,Jeff Goldblum is the human incarnation of Jazz Music
7410t3_9bpfmv,If you had the 50 first dates kind of memory loss you could just do meth and remember everything.
7411t3_9bpfa2,"Past and future are infinite, are brain is stuck at a fixed point between true Present and the time it takes to process it."
7412t3_9bpf9g,"If you're escaping a serial killer with a friend, you don't have to outrun the serial killer. You just have to outrun the friend."
7413t3_9bpf5f,Cooties are Just STD's for Kids
7414t3_9bpf32,The majority of all living creatures have lived an average life.
7415t3_9bpey2,Every second is a lifetime apart from the next.
7416t3_9bpesv,Ventriloquists jobs would be easier if they grew facial hair.
7417t3_9bpeh0,"Heroes and Villains alike would have a much easier time if they just killed their arch-enemies when they had the chance, instead of monologuing or wanting to leave judgement to a court system."
7418t3_9bpe0s,Trans people in the Avatar universe are just gender benders.
7419t3_9bpdyv,"There is someone out there who genuinely believes that ""Amazing Russian Bombshells"" want to date him."
7420t3_9bpdsr,The only animals that thrive on Earth are pets.
7421t3_9bpd8t,"We're airtight. All our gas output is controlled - farts, exhaling etc."
7422t3_9bpd5c,The 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper are just what it taste like at different temperatures.
7423t3_9bpf2l,Trump Says Democrats Can’t Impeach Him Because He’s Doing a ‘Great Job’
7424t3_9bpe80,"Trumps official website now has a ""Mainstream Media Accountability Survey"" asking concerned citizens if they feel the media is doing Our Dear Leader's presidency justice... What do you think?"
7425t3_9bp56g,Benito Cheeto claims he handled John McCain's death well despite White House flag fumble. Sort of like how he did such a 'fantastic job' with that whole Puerto Rico rainstorm thing.
7426t3_9bprxi,"Trump: ""They want to raid Medicare to pay for socialism."""
7427t3_9bq6yy,Guitar solos have disappeared from music
7428t3_9bq6lk,The background office characters in Workaholics are the same from the first to the last episode
7429t3_9bq65a,There is an age we reach when we begin to imagine that the stuff we’re buying might end up in an estate (aka yard) sale.
7430t3_9bq5qa,There is a small possibility that there is a group of lobsters that are older than humanity itself.
7431t3_9bq500,Santa Claus must roast to death when he goes to Australia in 100 degree December.
7432t3_9bq4wt,"Parents spend the beginning years of a child’s life teaching them how to walk and talk, and then spend the rest telling them to sit down and shut up."
7433t3_9bq4ug,"If everyone went out for drinks and parties on Thursday, Friday night wouldn’t be so crowded."
7434t3_9bq4qj,"Humans are the most evolved creatures on the planet, except when it comes to pinching off a clean turd."
7435t3_9bq469,Pencil Sharpeners are woodworking tools
7436t3_9bq444,The movie “Waiting” starring a young Ryan Reynolds could double as a documentary as to what life is like working at a chain restaurant.
7437t3_9bq41m,"Whenever an animal is in need of help and someone is filming it, some people argue that we shouldn't do anything and let nature take it's course, yet when a human is in trouble due to natural reasons we try everything we can to save them."
7438t3_9bq3u5,"In the first world, you want to have enough wood to last you the summer. In the 3rd world, you want to have enough wood to last you the winter."
7439t3_9bq3su,"However you choose to live your life, the ending is always going to be the same."
7440t3_9bq3fr,Other animals are in landscape format and we are in portrait format
7441t3_9bq3c9,Sleeping is just being alive-dead.
7442t3_9bq36k,"The escepticist is the one that has no dogma to follow, but himself follows the dogma of not following someone"
7443t3_9bq34n,The first person to ever put an electric razor on their body must have been scared shitless.
7444t3_9bq2q4,"When it’s your birthday you have very little problem eating treats, and meals, and cakes and celebrating until you almost feel sick, and you feel totally justified on your special day."
7445t3_9bq2ov,A female peacock is a peahen.
7446t3_9bq2jr,The eraser erases itself too.
7447t3_9bq1zg,Future generations will be able to learn about historical events from cellphone footage.
7448t3_9bq1y3,NASA is the biggest tax write-off.
7449t3_9bq1pe,It’s surprising Disney hasn’t bought a gaming company yet
7450t3_9bq17b,"Hundreds of years ago when men asked a woman to marry her when they first met, it’s because he wanted to fuck and that’s the only way he could back then"
7451t3_9bq11w,Used Keurig cups are pretty good little mini- seed planters.
7452t3_9bq48s,Design a self cleaning shower drain.
7453t3_9bq2y4,"A really fast, complete blood exchange to finally eliminate AIDS"
7454t3_9bq2xw,Instead of biggest loser have a show called biggest gainer where they take scrawny guys and make them buff.
7455t3_9bpyr3,Uberpoo - a portaloo on a trailer towed by Uber that is kept immaculate that you can order to any location for a quick poo in a clean environment
7456t3_9bpwvn,"A prison like place for people who have given up on life/feel like they have nothing to live for, but don't want to commit suicide."
7457t3_9bpwcc,Popular painting artist should dab blood on their work so it can be DNA tested as an authentic piece to stop fraud and fakes.
7458t3_9bpp34,"A game show where you have a furnished apartment and the contestants have to remove the couch, fridge, and other furniture through crazy obstacles without hitting any of the walls."
7459t3_9bpi2l,"Make a Call of Cthulhu movie in 3D. Shoot the entire thing in 2D. The only element to use the 3D glasses will be Cthulhu. Use the 3D glasses to make each eye see the swarming mass of tentacles and flesh differently, to add to the maddening, disorienting, and incomprehensible nature of Cthulhu."
7460t3_9bpgay,There should be a show like Project Runway but with Graphic Designers.
7461t3_9bqi22,Mars has water on it
7462t3_9bqi1r,Police drones for car chases
7463t3_9bqhz4,Pilots are just glorified drivers
7464t3_9bqhdx,"If life is so short, then why do we do many things we don't like and like so many things we don't do."
7465t3_9bqh2s,Zombies are popular because they are people that you don't have to feel bad about killing.
7466t3_9bqgpf,Sister gives amazing blowjobs in Halloween mask :)
7467t3_9bqgih,Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body
7468t3_9bqfdc,"Thousands of years ago, men and women with different colored skin met each other, and then grew into a civilization."
7469t3_9bqf2q,"The most dreaded numbers for a child are 1, 2, 3 in that order"
7470t3_9bqezk,The Fast and Furious franchise is the story of friends that like cars gradually finding out they have superhuman abilities.
7471t3_9bqezc,Mashing the vertical enter button is much more satisfying than mashing the horizontal one.
7472t3_9bqeo3,Men with sleeve tattoos are probably insecure that they have no body hair.
7473t3_9bqdyn,A skeptic is someone who examines a belief more closely than a believer does
7474t3_9bqde8,Life must suck for tall people who are afraid of heights.
7475t3_9bqd3s,There are people on pornhub that are legitimately only there to post snarky comments and upload them to social media.
7476t3_9bqcp3,The plural form of people person would be people people
7477t3_9bqcol,Real life punishes you for having a positive KDA.
7478t3_9bqcl2,"A tractor, protractor, and contractor are three very different things."
7479t3_9bqccm,No one can say they're literally dead.
7480t3_9bqc18,Running off anger is exercising away demons
7481t3_9bqbuu,"Assume there were only one color skin, nobody would find the need to segregate groups by eye color or some other body-identifiable color related marks."
7482t3_9bqbui,If you showed a person from the 1700s a FPS like counter strike or PUBG they would probably freak out if you got any kills
7483t3_9bqblp,If PewDiePie created an Email Marketing scam....
7484t3_9bqb3z,Every single human that was alive when the oldest tortoise alive today was born have all been dead for almost half a century.
7485t3_9bqayg,Men are simultaneously stereotyped for wanting women to always wear makeup and for wanting them not to wear makeup.
7486t3_9bqdok,Fire drills where they light you on fire to see if you stop drop and roll
7487t3_9bqt4u,Tolerance of identifying as 'emo' is a hallmark of the millennial generation
7488t3_9bqt3b,The voice in your head acts more upon depression and excitement.
7489t3_9bqst1,"When a little kid curses, it's funny and disappointing at the same time"
7490t3_9bqsjq,Someone needs to make a tv show of a class in “The Office“ style.
7491t3_9bqsdf,Taking off your underwear and letting your balls breathe is the male equivalent of females taking their bra off when they get home.
7492t3_9bqs3l,"When you groom yourself, it’s a sign you’re uncomfortable, however when you groom another, it’s a sign of both of you being comfortable with each other."
7493t3_9bqrsm,Using a hover-board is like standing in a wheelchair
7494t3_9bqrnd,We all live under the tyranny of who we have been up until now.
7495t3_9bqrb9,Lack of password creativity
7496t3_9bqr4t,Nothing happens far away anymore.
7497t3_9bqr19,You can squint your eyes when it gets too bright but you can't squint your ears when it gets too loud
7498t3_9bqqmk,Fraternities are just unions for douchebags.
7499t3_9bqq8k,"Kids these days won't be as universally nostalgic about shows they used to watch growing up because they are now growing up with such a wide variety of choices in entertainment that no two kids will have same ""saturday morning cartoon"" ritual"
7500t3_9bqq4w,You need 1.04$ to make any exact change for the coinage part of any purchase in the least amount of coins.
7501t3_9bqq1p,"Most people seem to think immortality is great. But coupled to mental illness it might just be worst than hell. And mental illness is not a matter of ""if"" but a matter of ""when"""
7502t3_9bqpy0,"Since you can die of dehydration, you can actually cry to death."
7503t3_9bqp8m,The flashlight on a cellphone is literally a flash light.
7504t3_9bqp24,A clock one minute off is right zero times a day.
7505t3_9bqozb,Violin is just squeaking with vibrato.
7506t3_9bqotv,"One day, someone actually will be the last person on Earth"
7507t3_9bqonl,Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton branch is an HR NIGHTMARE and Toby is the sympathetic hero.
7508t3_9bqo64,Andy’s dad in Toy Story prolly out there working himself to death to buy all those damn toys.
7509t3_9bqo33,Maybe people post easily Googleable questions because they care less about the answer and more about the interaction.
7510t3_9bqnzf,Drinking water is more deadly than marijuana
7511t3_9bqnw3,Eating your own ass is harder than sucking your own cock
7512t3_9bquxt,Invent a rocking chair that only rocks forwards.
7513t3_9bqr47,"Convince the ESRB/PEGI to rate games as Mature if they contain lootboxes, citing ""gambling"" as the mature content. It might force devs to stop targeting these predatory games at children, and hopefully eventually kill lootboxes altogether."
7514t3_9bqpve,We need to get off an economy that uses money.
7515t3_9br7m5,"When you're a little kid, adults teach you to be scared of strangers because they will probably kidnap, rape, and murder you. When you're an adult and afraid of strangers, they tell you that you have 'social anxiety disorder.'"
7516t3_9br7m3,The wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz is defying the laws of biology because she wouldn't be able to live without water
7517t3_9br75h,Babies grow in the womb and and are born faster than your toenails grow.
7518t3_9br75b,Telling people the story of how you met your wife must be awkward if you’re both porn stars
7519t3_9br6t9,"Scottsdale, AZ is the one non-major city that almost everyone has heard of."
7520t3_9br6r0,"WWE wrestlers compete for championship belts, but they don't wear pants."
7521t3_9br5rq,Someone who says they are tired of dating fuckboys/thots and are ready to date a nice guy/girl are like people who say they are tired of eating junk food and are ready to eat healthy. They may be sincere but there's a good chance they'll have trouble sticking with it.
7522t3_9br4q6,If you press your temple
7523t3_9br4gd,"The Scorpion in ""The Frog and The Scorpion"" is the first worst Uber passenger ever!"
7524t3_9br48c,The youth of today isn’t as innocent as we were before.
7525t3_9br43n,"The only time it's normal to sleep randomly is when you are a baby, and when you are old."
7526t3_9br3xw,Stealing someone’s coffee also counts as mugging.
7527t3_9br3xg,"The apocalypse would essentially be NG+. You keep your character and knowledge, but have to start from the beginning."
7528t3_9br3vv,"Baking soda seems like one of those too-good-to-be-true materials that have so many nigh-miraculous applications, but it turns out gives you cancer or something. It helps you clean, it keeps your fridge fresh, it even makes cookies - something seems fishy."
7529t3_9br3v1,"""You are not alone"" can either be extremely comforting or extremely discomforting depending on the context"
7530t3_9br3f7,Cats think cursors are laser pointers.
7531t3_9br3aq,Dabbing was created when someone thought a sneeze looked cool.
7532t3_9br374,Minecraft is older than a few countries.
7533t3_9br2de,"Wearing a cross, or a rosary, is akin to endorsing paedophilia"
7534t3_9br2be,Golf is the only time that being sub par is preferred
7535t3_9br23f,if the world is round and not flat explain beeloney.
7536t3_9br22e,Scuba diving feels like irl DLC.
7537t3_9br1zy,A steak that is done well is never well done
7538t3_9br1vl,It's really good there isn't a Jedi master named bate.
7539t3_9br1rf,It is technically correct to ask a sick person to RIP (Rest In Peace).
7540t3_9br3hh,"Trump: ""We need to control the deficit, we have no money!"" Also: ""We have the best economy ever, stock market at all time high!""."
7541t3_9brhsf,Hamburgers don’t have ham in them.
7542t3_9brhp3,"There is probably other intelligent life in the universe, however, it is rare that our galaxy’s timeline will co-exist with theirs."
7543t3_9brhon,Alternate universe versions of people make themselves look bad.
7544t3_9brhia,Whoever made the internet probably had no idea what he invented
7545t3_9brh4k,"If we colonize more planets, there is going to be more newspapers releases per day, since there will be too much news"
7546t3_9brgta,"It would all be in vain if sports players who look to their loved ones in heaven during a game, were in hell."
7547t3_9brg8u,Everyone is immortal until the day they die.
7548t3_9brg6f,"If a human would act the way our dog does he would not be so loved like the dog, but if he would act like a a cat does the human would be labeled fiercely independent"
7549t3_9brg3k,"Every time we send something into space, the Earth becomes a little bit lighter."
7550t3_9brfx6,"ur mum gay is actually a joke, about jokes."
7551t3_9brfsr,The only worse kind of traffic than rush hour traffic is child sex trafficking
7552t3_9brfk1,"Since every art form is a deviation from its prior, post-modernism may be the most difficult concept for future generations to understand"
7553t3_9brf16,A wake and awake are exactly opposite.
7554t3_9breoj,If only masturbation helped you to lose weight ...
7555t3_9breko,"There could have been a planet that had a race as advanced as we are today, and had things like the internet, while the dinosaurs were just emerging."
7556t3_9bre04,"Emotional abuse lacks the blood, the bumps, the bruises, the cuts, or even the scrapes, but the unseen toll it takes is deeply rooted."
7557t3_9brdzf,"Travelling back in time and giving your younger self a handjob, is gay or masturbation"
7558t3_9brdxe,In a few years haunted houses will be full of dabbing ghosts that will tell their Fortnite username through Ouija.
7559t3_9brdt6,Pixel art is just digital cross-stitch
7560t3_9brdku,Broth is basically just meat tea.
7561t3_9brdju,When you ask people how they are they usually tell you how they're not.
7562t3_9brdj5,It's impossible to be creepy if you're good looking.
7563t3_9brdfp,Broth is basically just meat tea.
7564t3_9brcz1,A fraction of your thoughts are original.
7565t3_9brcly,"GTA Vice city was set in 1986 and felt like a distant generation when it came out in 2002. If a GTA game came out now and was set in 2002, it wouldn't feel the same."
7566t3_9brw1j,"Don't eliminate lootboxes, just make them only purchasable with in-game currency (assuming the game has such a thing) and not with real money"
7567t3_9brmrj,Get your prostate removed and then later that week go to a different doctor for a prostate check
7568t3_9brbm5,Combine r/circlejerk with r/greatawakening
7569t3_9br8e5,Castaway 2: Wilson's Story
7570t3_9bs0jh,China slams Trump’s ’irresponsible and absurd logic’ on N. Korea
7571t3_9bs7he,"If you think about it, we're all our parents OC"
7572t3_9bs7g4,Solar energy is actually nuclear energy but at a safe distance.
7573t3_9bs7ap,"If we would count years since the ancient Egyptian Harappan civilisation, then at the present we would be in the year ±9018"
7574t3_9bs746,We're all cousins of one another
7575t3_9bs71n,If only it were as easy to tell if a woman's a lesbian as it is to tell if a man's gay
7576t3_9bs707,"Could probably make more money and be more successful in life, but refuse to step on others to do it."
7577t3_9bs6p2,"There are questions where the answer is ""dick""."
7578t3_9bs6ip,Losing your voice when you talk too much is your body's way of telling you to stfu
7579t3_9bs620,"When you clean a vaccum cleaner , you become the vaccum cleaner"
7580t3_9bs602,"The act of ""googling"" only really works on Chrome."
7581t3_9bs4az,You forget how normal shitting feels like when you have diarrhea for couple days.
7582t3_9bs479,Having no biological clock and childbirth itself are two underestimated reasons to the benefits of being a man.
7583t3_9bs3xn,A world without garbage men would be complete chaos.
7584t3_9bs3na,"When you are driving 70 mph and there is a wasp flying in your car, is it then also flying 70mph"
7585t3_9bs2g0,"As life expectancy has expanded over the years, so have the different stages of adulthood."
7586t3_9bs2ee,Animal sex looks gross because male and female animals look the same but an alien race would look at humans and probably think the same thing
7587t3_9bs25m,It’s one of the most genuine compliments in life when someone who doesn’t usually like people considers you a friend.
7588t3_9bs241,"Money, Friends, and why both alone sucks."
7589t3_9bs1qt,Darkness doesn't feel so creepy when suddenly electricity is cut but it does feel creepy when we accidentally turn off lights.
7590t3_9bs1n8,The next logical step is penis implants.
7591t3_9bs1il,You can't tell if most clocks are late or early no matter what.
7592t3_9bs16j,"We have breast and buttock implants, so the next logical step is penis implants."
7593t3_9bs15l,"A dog probably stole your first kiss by licking your face, and in consequence, your lips"
7594t3_9bs125,"If it wasn't for the retarding effect of religi0n, humanity would probably have colonised the solar system by now."
7595t3_9bs0xx,"Time seems to go so slow when you're a kid because the mind works like a sponge, taking everything in. As we grow up and there are fewer situations we haven't encountered before, the mind starts filling in the gaps, making time seem a lot faster."
7596t3_9bsbtd,Everyone is both dead and alive at the same time
7597t3_9bsbmr,Bring on the Labor Day sloth!
7598t3_9bsbau,You age in slowmotion. You could only see it if you sped it up.
7599t3_9bsa2z,The terms 'He's on the phone' and 'He's on his phone' are so similar but have completely different meanings.
7600t3_9bs9x0,"Despite it being so random, everyone recognises the text dQw4w9WgXcQ."
7601t3_9bs9vq,This Ancient Alien theorist believes that we are livestock prophecied to be culled and bred for good character.
7602t3_9bs9gj,Years from now extreme sports will be cyborgs and steroid-powered superhumans competing on regular sports.
7603t3_9bs9e1,Marriage gives the achievement “unlock sex pay-wall”
7604t3_9bs99t,A cat purring or a dog wagging its tail is the human equivalent of laughter
7605t3_9bs97s,"Everyday, you most likely past doezens of buildings in which people are having sex inside."
7606t3_9bs97o,Erections would be a lot worse if we couldn’t feel when they were happening.
7607t3_9bs93a,If R2D2 and C3PO were made by current Earth manufacturers they would have been replaced due to planned obsolescence after the first movie
7608t3_9bs8lk,"If there will be a zombie apocalypse, most of us will probably die because we overestimate our survival skills."
7609t3_9bs8gy,Somethings would be very different if cows were carnivores
7610t3_9bs8dn,"When we masturbating, we sacrifice a lot of innoncent sperms that still didnt have a chance to see this world just for our own entertainment."
7611t3_9bs88o,Pregnancy is like a group project when only one person is left with all the work
7612t3_9bs9a3,Trump tweets are 'messages from some alternative universe'
7613t3_9bs4n4,The FBI Launches a Combating Foreign Influence Webpage
7614t3_9bslgq,"No need to be depressed. As long as there is a reflective surface, you are never truly alone."
7615t3_9bslbb,"Theoretically, most of the people who are/were taught in average or above schools are smarter than several of the geniuses who lived long ago."
7616t3_9bskr6,"Waking up early every morning is reminiscent to being born. You’re peaceful and comfortable one minute, the next you are wanting to cry."
7617t3_9bskpf,"For a brief moment of your life, you were the youngest baby in the whole world"
7618t3_9bsk5u,All this horror-clown stuff that the media came up with the last decades must have been really bad for the 'real' clown industry
7619t3_9bsjzw,Wonder how GTA would be to play if the character was to start as a child with a family and school and everything like regular life before getting out starting life.
7620t3_9bsjy0,"People who design ready meal packaging with plastic tearaway film, they blatantly do not eat ready meals."
7621t3_9bsjrf,Eminem named his new album Kamikaze because it dropped out of nowhere.
7622t3_9bsjbg,"Cameras have round lenses, but they take square pictures"
7623t3_9bsj0k,00:00 1/1/0 is one minute after 23:59 31/12/1 BC.
7624t3_9bsiy9,Every asshole you meet was co-created by the people he met before.
7625t3_9bsieh,"If you give a man a fish, he’s got a fish. If you teach a man to fish, he can eat the fish."
7626t3_9bsi7h,We carry around computers that we sleep on top of on accident. They keep working.
7627t3_9bsi2m,Swatting a mosquito probably uses more energy than the energy lost in the blood it drinks.
7628t3_9bshvq,Amazonian people can't get Amazon deliveries.
7629t3_9bsguj,For very short moment everyone was youngest child on earth
7630t3_9bsgi3,"If you’re a female and your social media profile has a Snapchat filter on it, there’s a high probability you’re a single mom."
7631t3_9bsggw,Meal prep is just planned leftovers...
7632t3_9bsg7n,Google Maps has effectively stopped children from asking “are we there yet”
7633t3_9bsg6q,Your relationship with people determines whether you find their jizz or their shit more disgusting.
7634t3_9bsfwc,"for magic skeletons , we humans are just other skeletons but with ""squishy armor"""
7635t3_9bsfsp,If we can afford to get weather reports from Mars and send probes to the sun we can definitely afford to create economic balance across the globe.
7636t3_9bsfrh,"At one point in time, you were the youngest person in the world."
7637t3_9bsfq4,Our whole existence is based on the purpose of spreading our species.
7638t3_9bsf0i,Tinder is the modern natural selection.
7639t3_9bspqa,"New WaPo Poll: 60% Disapprove of Trump, 36% Approve"
7640t3_9bslvi,Eminem Goes 'Kamikaze' In Surprise New Album With Attack On 'Agent Orange' Trump
7641t3_9bsjjz,"This Day in Trump History: The Trump pivot is dead, in its place was a hate speech. Just a reminder that there was a time when people expected Trump to ""pivot"" and moderate his speech. The pivot never came, and Trump has intentionally divided us all along."
7642t3_9bsw2r,If man was women and women was man.
7643t3_9bsvqb,"In some alternate universe , Thanos might have snappend himself . Thus creating a paradox."
7644t3_9bsvlb,"In some alternate universe , Thanos might have snappend himself . Thus creating a paradox."
7645t3_9bsvjp,Security cameras show blurs committing crimes and ask ' have you seen this pixel?' While speed cameras catch you from 3 angles full colour HD.
7646t3_9bsvjj,"If you're the only one who drives your car, you will never see it moving from the outside."
7647t3_9bsvcf,You can never know how fast your hands can move until you are trying to rip blaring headphones off your head.
7648t3_9bsuz2,Monsters could be just made up stories of serial killers trying to hide their crimes back in the acient days.
7649t3_9bsuw3,"Flowers got bright colors to attract insects. It became so effective, it attract humans too."
7650t3_9bsuqv,Video game fans are just like wrestling fans...
7651t3_9bsu5d,"Someone thought of putting clocks on mobile phones so we don't need to look at our watches, then someone else thought of putting phone functions in our watch so we don't need to look at our mobile phones"
7652t3_9bstut,"Unlike the elevators, no one will hear you fart in open space."
7653t3_9bstu7,"Once teleportation devices exist, a lot of magic tricks are going to feel cheap."
7654t3_9bsto3,"In a near death experience, death doesn’t sound so bad when instead of all your life flash before your eyes, all the moments that flash is cringe moments"
7655t3_9bstlg,"Soup is just flavoured, sometimes nutritional water."
7656t3_9bstkt,"You are constantly being watched, by your future self through memories"
7657t3_9bsta3,Smartphones have made us worse storytellers...
7658t3_9bssx7,Connecting to USB is technology’s equivalent to the high-five / fist-pound - we’re both usually wrong on the first attempt.
7659t3_9bssp4,"To keep from becoming impatient with someone, pretend they are the oldest person in your family."
7660t3_9bsshp,Maybe many of us were abducted by aliens but they don't remember it because their memories were erased before sending them back.
7661t3_9bssgb,"If the timeline from having sex to getting pregnant and giving birth was 6 weeks, a lot less humans would be having sex."
7662t3_9bss32,There's no reason at all for the alphabet to be in the order that it is
7663t3_9bss26,"Smacking two tree branches together repeatedly is the plant equivalent of telling a younger sibling to ""stop hitting yourself!"""
7664t3_9bsrvv,"We're living in someone's version of ""Can you imagine life without this awesome thing?"""
7665t3_9bsr26,"People get upset when they are tailgated on a highway, but the whole problem would solve itself if they would just relax"
7666t3_9bsqwy,The Buddhist belief of reincarnation is essentially recycling for humans.
7667t3_9bt24k,Asking for someone’s number is actually asking for a whole set of numbers...
7668t3_9bt182,"If you can just “make love”, then love seems to be the lowest valued substance"
7669t3_9bt0x5,Here is some thing to think about...
7670t3_9bt0w9,People often wonder when the first trillionaire will make the news but hardly anyone remembers who the first billionaire was.
7671t3_9bt0qt,Everyone who has seen McGonagall in cat form has seen her anus.
7672t3_9bt0ft,We’d probably chase our own tails if we still had them.
7673t3_9bt04c,"With all its success and well managed PR, Chick-fil-A could be the real life Pollos Hermanos."
7674t3_9bt023,Cats are just so good
7675t3_9bszw8,"If John Connor sent a terminator further back to kill the original minds who thought of Skynet, he may cease to exist but would have saved everyone else."
7676t3_9bszu5,Flying is swimming in the air
7677t3_9bszfr,Whoever uploaded the first cat video probably didn't predict the trend they would set
7678t3_9bsz51,4036 years ago it was 2018
7679t3_9bsyz5,"Pre-Madonna, nobody misspelled ""prima donna"" as ""pre-Madonna"""
7680t3_9bsyxz,"If you have two options and one is taken away, then you have zero options."
7681t3_9bsyp1,Somebody once built a robot that was gonna replace his job of building robots
7682t3_9bsykh,A lot of antiques were once considered cutting edge technology.
7683t3_9bsygq,“Come in” and “coming” sound so similar that it’s amazing how we don’t get them mixed up when someone knocks on a door
7684t3_9bsy04,The idea of a zombie apocalypse is popular because we all secretly hope we won't have to go to work tomorrow.
7685t3_9bsxxs,"You could be immortal, you just wouldn't know it yet."
7686t3_9bsxx3,Wizards were just time traveling mad scientists with laser pointers.
7687t3_9bsxte,You nose runs when its col but doesnt when its hot
7688t3_9bsxpy,Enormous is almost always a compliment for a man and an insult for a woman
7689t3_9bsxjp,Johnny Cash’s song “The Next in Line”
7690t3_9bsx3d,"In some alternate universe, Thanos might have snapped himself. Thus costing him Everything."
7691t3_9bt5h2,"Disapproval of Donald Trump is at a new high, support for the Mueller investigation is broad and half of Americans in a new ABC News/Washington Post poll favor Congress initiating impeachment proceedings against the president"
7692t3_9bt3am,"Did you notice that Trump just added NBC to his fake news list? Why did he? Because he has a new lie. What is it? Trump is now claiming NBC ""fudged"" his interview with Lester Holt, when Trump admitted (on camera) that the Russia investigation influenced his decision to fire FBI Director James Comey."
7693t3_9bt17c,A perfect snapshot of the Trump/GOP modus operandi.
7694t3_9bte0t,"During a solar eclipse, the ""Dark Side"" of the moon is actually bright as fuck."
7695t3_9btdvz,"There are only so many days in a year where it's feasible that you can die, and August 31st is one of them."
7696t3_9btdh6,Humans love rubbing their hands on other species to make them feel good.
7697t3_9btdes,How much easier life would be if your pets could talk to you and you could have real deep conversation.
7698t3_9btd9g,A lake is the exact opposite of an island.
7699t3_9btcyw,It would be good to have both X Ray vision and the ability to phase through objects instead of one or the other.
7700t3_9btcx0,Going to a country you’ve never visited is like going to another school for your first day.
7701t3_9btcwm,Been doing this a lot of time
7702t3_9btcs1,"With electric, gas and other new forms of heating becoming more efficient, we could be the first generation since the discovery of fire to cease the use of burning firewood for warmth within our homes/dwellings..."
7703t3_9btcom,In basketball if you play “pi” instead of “pig” the game will go on forever
7704t3_9btchx,Every single one of us was the youngest person alive for a brief moment.
7705t3_9btc72,It seems like all crimes can be described as theft. Murder is stealing life rape stealing sex and so on.
7706t3_9btc70,You might be someone's ideal partner.
7707t3_9btc4m,Bonless chicken wings are just more expensive adult chicken nuggets
7708t3_9btc1q,Today's rock stars were yesterday's band geeks.
7709t3_9btbrn,Good parenting is basically manipulating your child to turn into the person you would like them to be.
7710t3_9btbqq,The People Who Cover Their Laptop Cameras Never Think to Cover Their Front Facing Phone Cameras
7711t3_9btbpy,When you buy a gift card you aren’t losing any money
7712t3_9btbo5,A necromancer is just a really late healer.
7713t3_9btbf2,Knowing the layout of a hospital well is rarely a good sign.
7714t3_9btb98,Technically the whole car is a windshield.
7715t3_9btb3i,In the states we only ask about how others are doing to make ourselves feel better.
7716t3_9btabu,Maybe people turn red when they’re mad because it’s a sign to STOP.
7717t3_9bt9ec,"Butterflies are lucky because their diet consists of only sugar, but they are still beautiful."
7718t3_9bt9dn,"Shouldn't the expression be ""DO look a gift horse in the mouth?"" The Trojans sure could have benefitted from that advice."
7719t3_9btkv4,Forests are cities with animals being the citizens and trees the skyscrapers
7720t3_9btkoz,If a game is in it's second stage of development and it's only getting worse then it really is a beta.
7721t3_9btkdt,"Adjusted for inflation, $240 worth of pudding in 1993 would be $424.13 today."
7722t3_9btkb9,Gullible people are normal people but gullible
7723t3_9btjnp,"It's the absolute worst when somebody makes a ridiculously stupid decision, but that decision doesn't have any major consequences. You can't tell them how utterly stupid they're being without seeming petty and they can always say ""But it doesn't really matter!"""
7724t3_9btjju,Any parking lot is a used car lot.
7725t3_9btj7h,"Shaving a beard is exactly like opening a present, you're excited to do it but usually end up disappointed."
7726t3_9btj2g,At one point you had the record for youngest human in the world and then you lost it.
7727t3_9btixu,The cleanest part of your apartment is the inside of the washing machine
7728t3_9btigs,"""Face your fears"" isn't such good advice when you are scared of death."
7729t3_9btig8,Just like how your parents picked you up and put you down for the last time. One day you'll have to say goodbye to your parents for the last time.
7730t3_9bthzp,"During events like nuclear explosions, the world could be lagging but we could never notice, because we are inside the world"
7731t3_9bthvn,A condom is a baby catcher
7732t3_9bthru,A child is just an undeveloped adult
7733t3_9bthf4,milk separates the more you mix it.
7734t3_9bthae,A dildo is just like a penis just it has no human attached to it
7735t3_9btgpt,The popularity of gaming streamers comes from when you used to sit with your friends when you were young watching and waiting for your turn on the computer/console.
7736t3_9btgon,The Grateful Dead are essentially the Bob Ross of music
7737t3_9btgha,Anyone who thinks AI drivers in GTA are unrealistic have probably never lived in or near a major city.
7738t3_9btgf5,"If you buy merchandise of a New Jersey sports team, chances are you just bought a New New Jersey Jersey."
7739t3_9btgf1,Driving with navigation is the real life equivalent of having a mini map in video games.
7740t3_9btf6p,"Life is like an interrupted series of sharts. You hope things are going to go well but, in the end, everything is shit"
7741t3_9btevv,Tigers are carnivores. Tony the Tiger doesn't eat Frosted Flakes. He eats children.
7742t3_9btlww,Republican Admits Trump Broke His Popular Promises That Got Him Elected
7743t3_9btilz,"Fake billionaire with fake tan, fake hair & fake teeth,who ripped off Americans with a fake online U & spread fake racist smear about a fake birth certificate to a fake news channel of fake blondes & this week tweets fake poll #'s to fake bot followers decries fake stuff."
7744t3_9bu4km,"Not swallowing food when eating but spitting it out, so that you don’t gain weight."
7745t3_9btx38,Make everyone wear their baby picture as an ID tag so we remember to be nicer to each other
7746t3_9btpth,Ludacris Should Be The Spokesman For LUNA Bars So He Can Pop Up And Shout LUNA! Before He Talks About The Bars.
7747t3_9btgrm,"""Crowdforce"" -- a chatroom app that allows people in the same small area to discuss. For example, in a car on the highway, on a traincar, or in a busy coffee shop."
7748t3_9btfx4,Shameless and It's always sunny in Philadelphia should have a crossover.
7749t3_9btexb,Host the next FIFA World Cup in Qatar
7750t3_9btcvc,"For the near sighted people, you can buy a mirror that has an additional layer of your specific prescription lenses on it, so you can see yourself or places behind you through the mirror when you have your glasses off when doing makeup."
7751t3_9btbsy,Make a football sub Where Everything Messi and Ronaldo related gets deleted
7752t3_9bt1yh,"Instead of converting shipping containers into Tiny Homes, shipping container manufacturers should make them Tiny Home ready with a few turns of a wrench and insertion of doors and windows which could be shipped in the containers."
7753t3_9bsytb,The police are the customer services department for everyday life.
7754t3_9bsnoe,"If we want to combat plastic,we should stop buying Lego."
7755t3_9bsmbl,Start spelling sleepy like “zzzleepy”
7756t3_9bsjxh,Put a green screen on the bottom of a lake and then edit in a desert.
7757t3_9bsdje,Furniture stores should start putting labels on their furniture that tells you the biggest oppenings it’ll fit through in a building.
7758t3_9bsd1t,"Costa Coffee and Coca Cola should join forces in creating a Holiday beverage combining espresso with cola syrup and call it ""A Merry Can o' Coke""."
7759t3_9bsaju,Someone should establish their own country and use r/CrazyIdeas as guidelines for their legal system
7760t3_9bs6t2,Atheist reincarnation?
7761t3_9buawi,Assign random characters to the top players at EVO and make their results cannon in the games they're playing.
7762t3_9buj5k,"At my funeral, I want a keyboard placed in front of my casket, next to my portrait with a black ribbon. When people come forward to pay their respects, they will find a small card upon which is printed one simple instruction."
7763t3_9buhts,"Soap producers should make more grey soap. That way when you rinse it off, it will look like you rinsed off a lot of dirt. Ultimately making the soap look extremely effective."
7764t3_9bugit,"This seasons Super Bowl champion should excitedly accept an invite to the White House, then as Donald Trump begins talking, all take a knee behind him."
7765t3_9bufnd,"There should be an 'Angie's List' for service industry contractors so we have a better idea of our potential clients (i.e. late payers, always contesting quality, adding to projects without wanting to pay more, etc.)."
7766t3_9bue82,Condoms with warranty
7767t3_9buqtm,The world would be a lot stranger if human races were as diverse as dog breeds.
7768t3_9buqqb,Cicadas don't really sing.. They're more like little percussion instruments
7769t3_9buqid,There is a D in refridgerator but there isn’t a D in frige
7770t3_9buq2e,Batman is just a rich furry
7771t3_9buq06,Casting a 5’8” actor as Thomas Magnum is short-sighted.
7772t3_9buph8,"When we are about to orgasm, and we need to look our sexiest, we usually pull our most ridiculous faces."
7773t3_9bup59,Lewis and Clark must have walked through a lot of spiderwebs.
7774t3_9bup4a,Fruit by the foot is just vegan bacon.
7775t3_9bup42,"The sentence ""It's opposite day."" Can never be true."
7776t3_9bup3f,"The current living population is ~7.5B. ~113B humans have been born since the beginning of mankind. Therefore statistically, you have a 7 percent chance of never dying."
7777t3_9bup1j,People who are deaf (from birth) have never heard a noise. People who can hear have never heard silence.
7778t3_9bup0o,"Thanks to the auto correct, you can get away with any grammar mistakes, no matter how stupid, as long as you claim it was auto corrected"
7779t3_9buoyf,Thinking about thoughts is thoughtful. (at an inception kind of level)
7780t3_9buomt,"When eating an egg, your eating a miscarriage."
7781t3_9bunyn,When a prostitute takes her clothes off she is actually *revealing* her work clothes. Like Superman.
7782t3_9bunva,"r/blackpeopletwitter is just a collection of white guys pretending to be black, but r/whitepeopletwitter is a collection of white guys joking about how white tweets are"
7783t3_9bun11,"If people had their sex faces on all the time, they would look like they are possessed"
7784t3_9bumzp,There are people that go to pornhub for the porn and not for reading comments.
7785t3_9bumk3,Being late is a theft of someone's time
7786t3_9bumiy,The top 1% is represented by over 100 million people.
7787t3_9bulx1,"There is only one part of your reflection that you can lick.. and that is , your tongue"
7788t3_9bulsp,"For centuries, tomatoes were believed to be poisonous, the person who must have been confused...."
7789t3_9buln8,You will never know what you look like driving a car
7790t3_9bukw2,There is no point to changing the workweek to start on Tuesday instead of Monday
7791t3_9bukey,Crabs are just underwater spiders
7792t3_9bush6,"“Democracy” Amendment, to address all of the issues that electoral reform advocates talk about in one sweeping change."
7793t3_9bungu,Fix Social Security
7794t3_9bv6hj,Straws were invented so guys can see how girls suck before approaching
7795t3_9bv6fa,The Inverse of Crazy Rich Asians would be Crazy Poor Haitians.
7796t3_9bv6ar,"Since 2016 , people can now blame being late to work ok their updating Apple watch"
7797t3_9bv65p,It must be difficult to tell when mermaids are sad because they wouldn't be visibly crying.
7798t3_9bv64l,The female equivalent to self proclaimed nice guys is claiming to be wifey material
7799t3_9bv5yd,"We are lucky that we can function for twice the amount of time we sleep or more, average 8hrs sleep=16hrs function. Imagine needing an equivalent exchange."
7800t3_9bv5ny,A subpar subpar in golf is a poorly performed good outcome.
7801t3_9bv5el,True love is perfectly secure.
7802t3_9bv5dv,Smartphones are keeping magazines in Dr's offices in pristine condition
7803t3_9bv5a0,Online advertisers are wasting a lot of money showing ads for items that individuals have already bought.
7804t3_9bv4x5,The opposite of a firefly is a waterfall.
7805t3_9bv4vs,There is a weight to the decimal that uses your max strength so if you add something light like a penny then you won’t be able to lift it
7806t3_9bv4rh,Mimosas are bougie screwdrivers.
7807t3_9bv4bj,Heaven is just a lobby before spawning back into multiplayer.
7808t3_9bv43p,"The biggest joke on aging men are the things only they can't see, two of which are ear hair and bald spots... No wonder they invented the yarmulke..."
7809t3_9bv401,"Before the internet, there may have been a guy with a 5 inch dick who thought that he was actually well endowed compared to the rest of the world"
7810t3_9bv3u0,"A lot of people say subjects like geometry are useless outside of high school, but there are a lot of people driving who don't know the difference between a triangle and an octagon."
7811t3_9bv3th,"In a competition of losers, the person who comes second is technically a bigger loser than the winner"
7812t3_9bv3ci,Some dude a couple thousand years ago first invented speaking and everyone thought he was insane.
7813t3_9bv3bp,Your friends will always have more friends than you have.
7814t3_9bv38p,The invisible woman must have a really hard time with automatic doors
7815t3_9bv36x,"Man and men sound different, but freshman and freshmen sound the same."
7816t3_9bv31i,Most amputees have probably never been pulled over for texting and driving
7817t3_9bv2qy,Calling someone an asshat is just the adult version of calling them a butthead.
7818t3_9bv2ia,Celebrating your birthday is celebrating that the earth is in the same spot relative to the sun as the day you were born.
7819t3_9bvegb,We could “stop” time and it would still keep going.
7820t3_9bve7n,Your barber sees you at your worst and your best
7821t3_9bve7m,"A moment will pass in your life which is the exact middle of your lifetime, and you won't know it."
7822t3_9bve64,"People still think they were ""Dead all along"" in LOST."
7823t3_9bvdug,Posting about people who sort by new is actually a great way to jumpstart your post
7824t3_9bvd9c,"Goldfish have more chromosomes than humans, with 94 compared to our 46."
7825t3_9bvd6d,Flags at Funeral Homes and Cemeteries must always be flying at Half Mast.
7826t3_9bvd3i,"Hotels are the only thing in life that the closer you live to them, the less you experience them."
7827t3_9bvcpk,Friends will drive you to the airport. All others are just acquaintances.
7828t3_9bvcmk,The fact that shit smell doesn’t stick to your clothes is unappreciated
7829t3_9bvclb,"Wether you think with your wallet or your heart, you very likely owe your parents a great deal."
7830t3_9bvcl7,"If all dogs go to heaven, then the sick Cujo did too"
7831t3_9bvckw,The voice acting for lego games would also work well in dubbed porn.
7832t3_9bvbzh,Pewdiepie is the highest paid babysitter in the world.
7833t3_9bvbuy,”Did you make it yourself” can be either the biggest compliment or the biggest insult to something you own.
7834t3_9bvbka,Anything you can chew is technically chewy.
7835t3_9bvbhs,It is amazing how many of us break rule 9 on this sub daily without realizing it
7836t3_9bvbcv,"Soda and snack companies spend millions of dollars updating their logos, but then they allow delivery trucks with decades-old logos to be driven around city streets."
7837t3_9bvazo,"If running places were socially acceptable, people would be in much better shape"
7838t3_9bvawr,All hats are top hats.
7839t3_9bvak1,"'Send nides not nukes' is this century's 'make love not war"""
7840t3_9bv9sp,"There is technically a shortest possible travel distance when going on a long highway drive, achieved by taking the inside lane around every curve"
7841t3_9bv9gu,Sometimes you see these guys sawing a tree down doing it completely wrong. The result is often an injury or sometimes even death. It makes you wonder if beavers would have the same issues with munching down trees.
7842t3_9bv9al,Self driving cars are really just driven by the engineers who programmed them.
7843t3_9bv96g,The saying “what’s the catch” probably arose from the phrase “something’s fishy”.
7844t3_9bvmag,"Non dairy milk isn't really milk, it just sounds better than Nut Water."
7845t3_9bvm4k,"If fish could make certain noises, we wouldn’t know because of water physics."
7846t3_9bvlth,Kids these days will never know that a Yorkie bar wasn’t for girls.
7847t3_9bvkue,"Having children used to be an asset, now having children is a liability"
7848t3_9bvjlm,Mac and cheese with ketchup is the poor mans pizza.
7849t3_9bvjha,Cheese is just milk that you chew.
7850t3_9bvj6d,Someone has to go through the Wikipedia pages of dead celebrities and change everything to past tense.
7851t3_9bvj4t,Usain Bolt may not actually be the fastest 100m sprinter in the world.
7852t3_9bvipj,"They say Massachusetts is the heart of the nation, and Worcester is the heart of Massachusetts, so if a=b and b=c a must equal c so is Worcester really the heart of the Country? food for thought."
7853t3_9bvik7,It's sad that in some countries the water we use to flush the toilet is cleaner than the drinking water in some countries
7854t3_9bvift,We're all just living fossils
7855t3_9bviae,SAD can stand for Social Anxiety Disorder
7856t3_9bvi73,"If artificial grass looks real, that is a good thing. If a real lawn looks like artificial grass, that is also a good thing."
7857t3_9bvhwq,"With daily savings time ending in our life times, we'll all be able to sit back and laugh, remember getting away with being ""an hour late to work?"" Those were the days."
7858t3_9bvhw1,The most common way to have steak is medium rare
7859t3_9bvhro,It would be incredibly scary if the constellations were actual beings in the sky.
7860t3_9bvfkk,Unhappiness and frustration is the way your mind has to tell you to improve
7861t3_9bvew1,The world would be a much scarier place if clouds blocked all sunlight that hit them
7862t3_9bvq4c,Reprogrammable puzzles. Tiny screens that show a parto of a selected picture so you can keep building new puzzles without filling up your home with boxes
7863t3_9bvplu,"A brand where people can call and tell a dream that they had during sleep, they take the best dreams and make us a weekly comic book"
7864t3_9bvpgx,Take a couple big ass brooms and push the Rocky Mountains into the Grand Canyon to create some flat lands
7865t3_9bvn7e,A lending library for jigsaw puzzles
7866t3_9bvbpr,"No raises for gov workers, they should resign in protest"
7867t3_9bvb8a,Facebook etc will (at random times) post your picture/date/time on the page you were viewing...
7868t3_9bv1bt,"Run a random text generator on a super computer, then Ctrl+F for verbatim Shakespeare shit."
7869t3_9bvz3n,"Now that Costa Coffee and Coca Cola seem to be joining forces, they should create a Holiday beverage combining espresso with cola syrup and call it ""A Merry Can o' Coke""."
7870t3_9bvusb,"A guided rail for cars just like in a car wash, but set up in busy drive thrus."
7871t3_9bw9ya,Bagels are just boneless doughnuts.
7872t3_9bw9qw,"If you want to know someone better, let them connect to a sluggish internet connection. Watch how things go from there.."
7873t3_9bw9ny,Money exists both because of how smart humans are and that we can use tools very much AND because of the discooperation and greed of humans.
7874t3_9bw99v,The main objective of golf is to play the least amount of golf possible.
7875t3_9bw8to,"In the iconic picture, the flag hoisted over Iwo Jima only had 48 stars because Alaska and Hawaii didn’t become states until 1959."
7876t3_9bw8k3,People that were born around this time 100 years ago had a good chance of dying in WW2
7877t3_9bw88b,Straight actors that take on roles as gay characters are getting paid to test out their curiosities.
7878t3_9bw7vb,Has anyone else thought about how weird roads are like you take stuff from the inside of the earth and then just put it back on top.
7879t3_9bw7qz,A heater cannot be any less than 100% efficient
7880t3_9bw7q4,Everyone is extra friendly today because it's Friday and a long weekend.
7881t3_9bw750,"Whenever you're in public, you're almost always surrounded by human excreta."
7882t3_9bw71e,Water is the only thing that's bad if its tasty.
7883t3_9bw708,When you were young and got carded it ruined your day. When you are way over and it happens it makes your day.
7884t3_9bw6sa,You ever wonder how long your grandfathers balls are
7885t3_9bw6f5,Birth is a side-effect of having sex
7886t3_9bw63n,You spend close to a month peeing over the span of your life
7887t3_9bw5mt,"If Heaven and Hell are real, then our ETERNAL bliss/suffering is based on a lifespan shorter than that of a turtle."
7888t3_9bw59h,Drug dealing is the only form of multi level marketing which actually makes everyone involved money.
7889t3_9bw58p,You’ll be successful because of some teachers and in spite of other teachers
7890t3_9bw57j,You know any food is successful when it becomes an ingredient rather than a standalone product
7891t3_9bw53j,Frying is just boiling with fancy water.
7892t3_9bw43q,In gaining an advanced degree you gain deeper knowledge of a narrower aspect of a subject- you learn more and more about less and less. So the ultimate level of education would be knowing absolutely everything about nothing at all.
7893t3_9bw3j4,Asking a voice assistant to tell you they love you ironically makes you feel mote unloved.
7894t3_9bw3j1,Where you place your but is as important as where you place your butt
7895t3_9bw3fz,Method acting is actually cheating and that makes method actors bad actors.
7896t3_9bwhtn,Feelings are temporary. Decisions are forever.
7897t3_9bwh2x,Societal’s sexual dynamic would be extremely different if post wank clarity lasted hours instead of minutes.
7898t3_9bwh00,There’s little distinction between using and misusing another person.
7899t3_9bwgyx,Pregnancy is a side-effect of having sex.
7900t3_9bwgue,"If your car tire gets booted, just replace it with the spare under your car."
7901t3_9bwgfb,"One day, somebody will have the Social Security Number 420-69-420 and nobody will believe them."
7902t3_9bwg34,PayPal would be a good nickname for that friend who comps everything.
7903t3_9bwfuh,"Energy companies encourage you to save energy, yet they make more money if you use more energy."
7904t3_9bwels,Paywalls are the online version of a tariff
7905t3_9bweg7,Biggie Smalls lived a tough life
7906t3_9bwe6t,"When you start recording a voicemail, there’s no turning back. You either perfectly convey your message, or you sound like a fool."
7907t3_9bwe4b,Getting new glasses in real life is the same as getting 4k textures in a video game
7908t3_9bwdwd,"People literally go after each other for hundreds of thousands of dollars over things said on the internet, aliens must think we are the dumbest race on the planet"
7909t3_9bwdpl,Films were once titled like videos on pornhub are today
7910t3_9bwd5k,First person who discovered cow milk was doing something weird
7911t3_9bwcse,Most unethical life pro tips really belong in shitty life pro tips.
7912t3_9bwboj,"No matter how rich or powerful someone is, the barber will always have control over one part of his/her life."
7913t3_9bwb1a,The chorus to Country Road and Ocean Man are similar only one taking on land and one taking in the ocean
7914t3_9bwaqf,"Every time you eat an apple, your really just eating a slowly rotting corpse."
7915t3_9bwan0,Nobody actually knows the muffin man
7916t3_9bwp7z,Nixon isn't a crook at all compared to Trump...
7917t3_9bwkdp,"Trump: ""I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October. I’m picking the biggest stadium in Texas we can find. As you know, Ted has my complete and total Endorsement."" Cruz: [see 2016 video where Cruz called Trump a liar & narcissist]"
7918t3_9bwjg0,NAFTA talks rocked by media leak of off-record Trump comments on Canada
7919t3_9bw9wo,Ex-Budget Director Stockman Says Trump Tax Cuts Will Cause 'All Hell to Break Loose'
7920t3_9bw3wz,Today Sam Patten admitted to routing money from foreign donors to Trump's Inaugural Committee. Who is Sam Patten? 1) Pleaded guilty to being an unregistered foreign agent; 2) Associate of Trump Campaign Manager and Convicted Felon Paul Manafort; 3) Tied to Cambridge Analytica; 4) Cooperating.
7921t3_9bw39f,Trump's approval rating among black voters is a whopping 3 percent
7922t3_9bw26g,"In guilty plea, American political consultant agreed he steered an illegal foreign donation to Trump’s inauguration"
7923t3_9bvzhw,5 Ridiculously Implausible Things The Alt-Right Is Afraid Of
7924t3_9bvxwd,Washington consultant for Ukraine party pleads guilty to violating lobbyist disclosure law
7925t3_9bvpkm,Don't forget that Donorrhea incites violence against fellow Americans.
7926t3_9bvjad,The Trump Administration
7927t3_9bviep,Representative Eric Swalwell On GOP's List Of Trump Scandals: ‘They Know’
7928t3_9bvchm,Trump's lawyer just argued that the New York District Attorney's case against the Trump Foundation should stop because... drumroll... WUH-DUH-BOUT HILLARY!!!
7929t3_9bvb2g,Why obvious lies make great propaganda
7930t3_9bv9vt,"When the attorney of your attorney of your attorney has an attorney, are you actually an enployer?"
7931t3_9bv2ro,"'Enemy Of The People': Man, Echoing Trump, Charged With Threatening to shoot Boston Globe Reporters"
7932t3_9buu5i,"No, Obama Did Not Inspire Trump's Illegal Policy of Denying Passports to Hispanic Citizens"
7933t3_9bujqi,Hmmm
7934t3_9buhx2,AP sources: Lawyer was told Russia had ‘Trump over a barrel’
7935t3_9bufxs,Trump says Sarah Huckabee Sanders is 'having a nervous breakdown' over his behavior toward John McCain after his death
7936t3_9budsm,Lanny Davis: How James Comey Covered His Ass and Elected Donald Trump
7937t3_9bub26,Bank of America freezes account after asking proof of residency
7938t3_9buan4,"U.S. is denying passports to Americans along the border, throwing their citizenship into question"
7939t3_9bua48,Trump Administration Revoking Passports and Deporting Hispanic Citizens
7940t3_9bu59j,Poll: Most Americans side with Sessions over Trump
7941t3_9bwrlp,Invent a rocking chair on springs so that it bounces up and down while going backwards and forwards.
7942t3_9bwqx7,"Wouldn't it be beneficial for all, if there was an establishment, private cause and engagement from former politicians, to ensure that the U.S. values stay intact?"
7943t3_9bwose,Want to run for office in the future but you lack name recognition? Adopt a busy highway in your area to get your name on a sign that will be seen by future voters every day.
7944t3_9bwngi,Replace the word “Automatically” with “Automagically”
7945t3_9bwn87,"Start a campaign to remove the word ""suck"" from the common vernacular, as it implies a negative bias toward oral sex"
7946t3_9bwffv,Use electric billboards to play movies or shows in unmoving traffic. Tune it to the right radio station for audio.
7947t3_9bw5sf,What if Jesus was just a time traveler who had modern science and medicine?
7948t3_9bw2jl,Use mosquito-shaped drones to forcibly vaccinate people during the summer
7949t3_9bx48u,"On YouTube, if a video title or thumbnail is clickbait, there should be a button to report it for clickbait, and if a good percent of people do, the title will be changed to “CLICKBAIT” and the thumbnail removed"
7950t3_9bx3lz,"In far future, future humans go on expeditions to different galaxies in search of adventure. In this setting, a rock climbing movie showing struggles of climing treacherous mountains on planets with high gravitation."
7951t3_9bx1vm,There should be a superhero movie where we don’t even know who the superhero is. We keep seeing this awesome dude(ette) saving people one way or another and we don’t find out till the 3rd movie
7952t3_9bxbso,Life feels long in the short term but short in the long term.
7953t3_9bxbqp,"If a standart layout of a keyboard was in alphabetical order instead of qwerty, a lot more people would learn the alphabet."
7954t3_9bxbq1,Thor's fake eye from IW is there just because they didn't wanted to spoil Thor: Ragnarok in the trailer
7955t3_9bxbge,Life is the most extreme sport there is. It has a 100% mortality rate
7956t3_9bxbcf,The only thing keeping you from enjoying something is your own expectations.
7957t3_9bxb2m,"If you’re struggling with sadness/ depression, just remember it literally took David Aames (Vanilla Sky) 2 deaths and 150 years to get over it."
7958t3_9bxb18,Autographs are just parent signatures from celebrities
7959t3_9bxayx,Cross stitching is the creation of 8-bit imagery without a computer.
7960t3_9bxaof,"Getting motivated to lose weight is probably a lot easier for those with a skinny, attractive twin."
7961t3_9bxaj4,The tallest person on earth was once the same height as you now
7962t3_9bxahj,"Kids at Hogwarts probably play D&D style role playing games about surviving in the muggle world where their characters are things like accountants, lawyers and salesmen."
7963t3_9bxafz,It takes just a few questionable minutes of driving behind a person with a dented up car to see why it is the way it is.
7964t3_9bxa5a,"With records, we worried about dust. With CDs, scratches and skipping. Now, buffering is the enemy. It’s always something."
7965t3_9bx9ix,A fork is the least pointless silverware.
7966t3_9bx9fi,Every single person is a former world record holder for world's youngest person.
7967t3_9bx92t,It’s always night time for the sun
7968t3_9bx91y,'The Mueller Investigation' is probably going to be the next big drama/deadline movie after the investigation is finalized.
7969t3_9bx8up,"While our hands can't fit all the way into a Pringles can, at least they filled it up all the way."
7970t3_9bx8fj,"If you were born on October 10th, then you are always a 10/10"
7971t3_9bx7yk,"If Friday the 13th is unlucky, then Friday the 31st (today) is lucky"
7972t3_9bx6s8,Governments could use google maps to control traffic (to some extent) or it could be used as an advertisement tool and some people will never even realize it
7973t3_9bx6pe,"men, its not gay if you don't swallow"
7974t3_9bx6nt,Seeing the light when you die is actually hospital lights of you being reborn into a new person
7975t3_9bx6es,voicemail is just mail that is left in your voice
7976t3_9bx5ze,"What would happen if there was an odd number of people when Thanos snapped his fingers, would there be a half person somewhere."
7977t3_9bxj78,"Since light does travel at a certain speed and the time it takes for our brain and eyes to produce vision, we are always looking back in time."
7978t3_9bxilw,"Even if the numbers aren't meant to be diegetic, the fact that there's singing and dancing at all in a certain sort of historical musical proves it takes place in a different universe and therefore we can cut it slack on a few inaccuracies"
7979t3_9bxify,You don't realise how much you look at a clock till it stops working.
7980t3_9bxhyf,The only way a diary is completely wrapped up is if you die within the period you’re writing it otherwise whatever happens after is undocumented
7981t3_9bxhd8,A sore winner is worse than a sore loser.
7982t3_9bxh99,The human body is a shitty food processor
7983t3_9bxgs9,The first person to untie a knot must have been very confused
7984t3_9bxgn3,Eminem’s new Kamikaze album is like 13 Reasons Why for rappers
7985t3_9bxg3y,Captain A. officially goes on record for the longest amount of time to have missed a date.
7986t3_9bxg2j,"We say ""Happy Birthday"" on the anniversary of people's birth but we never say ""Happy birthday"" to new borns when it's literally their birthday."
7987t3_9bxfqc,Writing software is the closest anyone can get to casting magic spells
7988t3_9bxe08,"Animals don't actually sniff butts because it's polite, they just can't help themselves, and trusting animals just allow it."
7989t3_9bxdgx,Taking a chat from Tinder to Whatsapp is the online equivalent of being asked inside for a coffee.
7990t3_9bxde8,"when a man puts his penis in another man's butt, it is not gay if the man says no homo"
7991t3_9bxddm,"We don't realise how lucky we are, that raw egg's shell sticks together and doesn't shatter all around the pan/bowl."
7992t3_9bxd2t,Celebrities must love airports these days. They can get to their gate without any hassles because everyone is looking down at their phones.
7993t3_9bxd1h,"Everyone knows that yawning is contagious, but whistling is just as bad; there will always be that one guy who starts to whistle any time whistling is brought up in a conversation."
7994t3_9bxcqh,If you teleport from Los Angeles to New York you are time travelling
7995t3_9bxchx,Sorting by ''top'' on r/unpopularopinion will bring up popular opinions
7996t3_9bxcay,If a character has a mole and isn't sexualized then it's 100% evil.
7997t3_9bxc7k,"The older a person gets, the better your chances are lf hsving sex with them"
7998t3_9bxc5g,Someone out there has a kink that is people kink shaming them.
7999t3_9bxc4a,"Everyday, hundreds of thousands of people break the world record for the world's youngest person"
8000t3_9bxq61,"We're all time travelers, effortlessly moving into the future second by second"
8001t3_9bxpr8,Wedding rings would be better if they were worn on the right hand. People would be able to tell if you are married with a handshake.
8002t3_9bxpiz,Buying your furniture from Ikea is near assurance that you'll never have to buy an Allen wrench set.
8003t3_9bxp5r,Have ages changed? 30 year old in 2018 =/= 30 year old in 1988.
8004t3_9bxp5m,We are 9 months older than we think we are
8005t3_9bxozl,"You're less likely to be convicted if you're rich and guilty, and more likely if you're poor and innocent."
8006t3_9bxovz,"Someone could have Dwarfism and Gigantism, but not know they had either."
8007t3_9bxorm,"Any cereal can be oatmeal, really, as long as it’s hot."
8008t3_9bxoen,Sex robots might just be humankind's natural way of evolving to control our population.
8009t3_9bxnrz,"Somewhere out there, a woman named Stacey has a very annoying mother."
8010t3_9bxnn0,Scratching your leg after a bug bite is just tenderizing the meat
8011t3_9bxn84,using idioms and expressions from one language to another is like your brain dialing the wrong number
8012t3_9bxn6v,Whenever you feed your dogs they probably think you hunted for that food
8013t3_9bxn52,It’s easier to blink than wink.
8014t3_9bxn41,If your parachute doesn’t deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it
8015t3_9bxn2i,You’re wasting gas every time you hit the brake pedal
8016t3_9bxmyw,Has there ever been a joke so funny nobody laughed
8017t3_9bxmv5,The most complex things we can make at the moment are humans
8018t3_9bxmpz,"If you pirate and give the money you saved to charity, you are kinda a mundane, modern day Robin Hood"
8019t3_9bxmhq,Being a strict carnivore would be a lot harder than being vegan
8020t3_9bxmal,"It takes muscles to close your eyes, not open them and you just tested it out."
8021t3_9bxlri,"If you saved 1$ every day, and invested it in stocks you would have a total of 25,400$ in 30 years. And you would earn 14,400$ in intrest."
8022t3_9bxllu,"No matter which way we position our tongue in our mouths, it doesn’t seem like it fits comfortably within our teeth."
8023t3_9bxlbp,Spiders are basically trapeze artists that catch food and eat it while performing
8024t3_9bxl7n,Leonardo DaVinci’s vitruvian man (the naked man with the legs and arms extended) may be the first leaked nudes in history.
8025t3_9bxx58,every selfless action has an underlying selfish reason
8026t3_9bxx0v,Being morally good in a group ( bigger or smaller ) is just making all the other members think what you do is acceptable and right.
8027t3_9bxwor,Dinosaurs shat in the water you are drinking from
8028t3_9bxwjy,Depression is your body's built in Power Save mode
8029t3_9bxwgj,We all owe a lot to the brave soul who was the first to drink cow's milk
8030t3_9bxwca,"If kill meant change, people with suicidal tendencies would be a lot more productive."
8031t3_9bxw5f,Getting prescription pain meds is the definition of making a positive out of a negative.
8032t3_9bxvzc,Reaching adulthood without losing any of our fingers or toes is actually kind of an accomplishment when you think about it.
8033t3_9bxvro,a coin made of copper is worth almost nothing but when it is important to some famous person or it comes from ancient times then it suddenly has worth
8034t3_9bxvge,Your cat has probably thought about killing you.
8035t3_9bxv7p,"When grandma said ""Don't forget to wash behind your ears"", she wasn't talking about ears..."
8036t3_9bxv2s,You can never be fatter than the fattest person on earth.
8037t3_9bxufh,By now there is an entire genre of commercials that use generic tango music in the background.
8038t3_9bxuf8,A thing that is impossible: one complaining that one has no place to sit down or sleep when one is at an IKEA store
8039t3_9bxua6,"The gender neutral term for ""sugar daddy"" is ""glucose guardian."""
8040t3_9bxu7u,anyone else imagine what cars would sound like by looking at their front bumper + headlights
8041t3_9bxtsu,Girls swallowing is technically cannibalism
8042t3_9bxtko,Semen is Literally the Elixir of Life.
8043t3_9bxti3,"How does traffic even happen? Boi, just keep on driving"
8044t3_9bxt7b,Waluigi always has the high ground
8045t3_9bxss0,You might have swiped left on your future spouse that you might not get married to for another decade.
8046t3_9bxsnc,It's pretty interesting how we can replicate any sound with just a few magnets
8047t3_9bxseo,there's enough bones in your body to make a human skeleton
8048t3_9bxru4,Being bald is like boneless hair.
8049t3_9bxrrx,Cars are vehicles to move our bodies. Bodies are vehicles of the mind. Falling asleep is like getting out of a car.
8050t3_9bxzg9,It seems that all Trump news starts and ends with hookers.
8051t3_9bxwho,"""When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years"" - The Onion, 5 years ago"
8052t3_9bxnkx,This link can help you contact your representative so you can request to block the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh
8053t3_9bxfy4,Anyone else hope she lives long enough to see the man who mocked her dying son get arrested?
8054t3_9bx6pd,John McCain Sounds the Alarm on Trump and Russia in New Doc
8055t3_9bwy43,She Gambled on Her Claim to Link Russians and Trump. She Is Losing.
8056t3_9by94z,Another Corrupt Republican: Arkansas state senator Jeremy Hutchinson resigns after wire and tax fraud indictment
8057t3_9bygda,Prairie Climbing
8058t3_9bydt6,"I have an idea, let's paddle parents instead of students."
8059t3_9byap9,"When a game is coming out, release the bulk of the game data 5 days before the actual release. Then put out a second, smaller update on the release day to make the game playable."
8060t3_9by8kz,A timed locked for drive-thru fries.
8061t3_9by3b9,Summerween
8062t3_9bxy5t,"A car that plays slow, depressing songs if you are driving to far above the speed limit."
8063t3_9bxosp,National potato fun day
8064t3_9bxl1e,Everyone offended by the DC NFL team’s name should report all their social media profiles and posts as racially offensive.
8065t3_9bxjuz,A computer chair that wakes the monitor when it detects weight
8066t3_9bxfx2,"Bring back Drake & Josh as an adult oriented show on Netflix, targeted for everyone who grew up watching the show. It could be called Drake & Josh: The Later Years."
8067t3_9bx7w2,Comment roast
8068t3_9bx4pg,Cirque du Soleil but with fat people
8069t3_9bymn8,"If you shave your head, your face continues all the way to your ass"
8070t3_9bym3o,This water is a little cold
8071t3_9bylzu,Travelling is like using a throw away account IRL.
8072t3_9bylx3,For a bus driver every video is NSFW.
8073t3_9bylqk,If it's not microwave safe it's microwave dangerous
8074t3_9bylgr,Conversations between people in your dreams are your brain unconsciously talking to itself
8075t3_9byld0,The most common lie in retail is that you look wonderful wearing that
8076t3_9bylb1,Porn is SFW in a porn pornduction office
8077t3_9byl6g,Grass is just Earth's public hair.
8078t3_9byk0b,There is no such thing as candy that stays sour
8079t3_9byj9l,Wisdom tooth is like your alcoholic father in your 18th Birthday
8080t3_9byj2r,"Having a baby is like having a more annoyingly, aggressive cat who wants your food."
8081t3_9byidm,"So many people put toilet paper on the seat before they use it that there are probably thousands of toilets that have never had someone sit directly on them, and are therefore perfectly clean"
8082t3_9byi57,sharp objects could pass as one of those stories told in the no sleep sub
8083t3_9byi56,"When Harry Potter gets the fastest broomstick at the end of The Prizoner of Azkaban, he became pay to win for the rest of the series."
8084t3_9byhzm,"Our strategy for dealing with cops is the same as dealing with an animal: Don’t approach them, make any sudden movements or loud sounds, and hope that it just ate or you might die."
8085t3_9byhv0,"There is someone out there who knows the world's funniest joke, and we may never even know it"
8086t3_9byhu4,"You never know who the good secret keepers are, only the bad ones"
8087t3_9byhtb,"They say look before you leap, but he who hesitates is lost..."
8088t3_9byh3c,"Anyone notice how people from our generation(21) don't use the term ""making love"" anymore when talking about sex like that's just some movie stuff lol nowadays it's like we smashing or what ."
8089t3_9byh2r,Technically dinner can be breakfast
8090t3_9bygwy,"It’s always awkward when you go to the same barber for a long time, then he's not there one day so you see whoever is available and think ""Wow this dude is legit!"" So you start seeing them regularly. Now you and your old barber are in the same room and don't even make eye contact."
8091t3_9bygof,"3233855 is a magic number. It is the integral from 6 to 9 of e^x × 420, which when written out, contains 69, 420, ""sex"", and ""dx"" (dicks)"
8092t3_9bygo9,Going to prison is just the adult version of a time-out
8093t3_9bygg5,The only way anyone truly finishes a diary is when they die.
8094t3_9byqj1,Stevie Wonder takes swipe at Trump during Aretha Franklin's funeral: 'We need to make love great again'
8095t3_9bypa5,"President Trump on Friday tore into a court's ruling this week that struck down the state's GOP-drawn redistricting map as an unconstitutional gerrymander, suggesting that ""there has to be something going on"""
8096t3_9byn4c,The White Nationalists in the Trump Administration Aren't There by Accident
8097t3_9bytz9,Operate an Online Game Dev Company based on Revenue Sharing Concept
8098t3_9byt14,Rolex should come out with a mechanical fitness tracker
8099t3_9bz47h,The large town square clocks were probably the only way people could accurately set their watches before the internet.
8100t3_9bz46t,"If you skip the introduction in every episode of ""Friends"", you will save 10.856 seconds or 3.01 hours"
8101t3_9bz3y1,Your teenage years are the only time in your life where you can be heavily bleeding from the face without anyone really caring or even noticing.
8102t3_9bz3el,When you drive reckless you’re likely to wreck more.
8103t3_9bz2zp,One can evaluate ones worth by the amount of luxury in ones life.
8104t3_9bz2z3,Kids growing up in the future will never know the thrill of synchronizing an analog watch with that of their friends/co-conspirators.
8105t3_9bz2ve,Bill Cosby is probably the biggest serial rapist ever
8106t3_9bz2m4,All the main characters in SpongeBob don’t have tails.
8107t3_9bz2lf,"One day, Clifford the Big Red dog has to die."
8108t3_9bz2i6,Cavemen didn’t know what they looked like
8109t3_9bz2fv,"After all of the technological advancements in the Star Wars universe, no one has been able to make silent lightsabers."
8110t3_9bz2dr,"Of all the things that could have killed you, they haven’t yet."
8111t3_9bz1xh,When you cross a one side street you always look at both sides before crossing in.
8112t3_9bz1sc,It must be frustrating for animals without fingers when they have boogers in their noses.
8113t3_9bz1pu,Anxiety is but a glitchy sixth sense that you can’t help but listen to because it’s accurate at times.
8114t3_9bz1az,Buying cologne is a lot less exciting than the espionage/paparazzi filled commercials would lead you to believe.
8115t3_9bz16y,a man's version of birth control is sex dolls and vr porn.
8116t3_9bz16s,"Given that ""Tennessee whiskey"" is a thing, it's rather odd how many counties in TN outlaw all alcohol sales."
8117t3_9bz149,your teeth is the only bone in your body you’ll ever wash
8118t3_9bz10a,"Given that ""tenesee whiskey"" is a thing, it's rather odd how many counties in TN outlaw all alcohol sales."
8119t3_9bz0z8,If you expect the unexpected then that makes the unexpected the expected. The whole phrase cancels itself out.
8120t3_9bz0mj,When robots take over the service industry some businesses might actually bring back human servers for nostalgia
8121t3_9bz0kk,"The ""nails on chalkboard"" feeling is both similar and the exact opposite of the ASMR feeling"
8122t3_9bz093,Humans who were alive when the lightbulb was invented were able to witness a man going to the moon.
8123t3_9byzw4,Very few of us are the people Mr. Rogers knew we could be.
8124t3_9bz9vj,The game Mouse Trap is just a giant Rube Goldberg
8125t3_9bz9uw,"If Earth didn’t existed, (as we know), there would be no one left to experience the universe and reality itself."
8126t3_9bz8l6,"You're always 6 minutes away from death, breathing just resets the clock"
8127t3_9bz886,A bay is a river that was never meant to be
8128t3_9bz7wh,Death by old age may be just another illness and we simply haven't found the cure yet.
8129t3_9bz7vf,They need a “Just cooking!” setting for smoke detectors.
8130t3_9bz7ty,Reality runs at ∞ FPS.
8131t3_9bz7rq,If loans were forbidden the world wouldn’t look like it does
8132t3_9bz7pw,VR is the fourth dimension
8133t3_9bz7a5,Someone you know has dreamed about you doing something weird.
8134t3_9bz74p,"Having an extra arm would be so useful, but having another leg would be really annoying"
8135t3_9bz71a,It will be amazing when we can look up and Mars will be as big as the moon.
8136t3_9bz6w1,Movie scripts are just soundtrack lyrics
8137t3_9bz6lj,When you do push ups you're actually pushing down on the ground
8138t3_9bz61w,Hospitals got some balls savung your life and charging you $6000 just for an ambulance ride
8139t3_9bz60f,The first person to have local anesthetic used on them for a surgery was really brave.
8140t3_9bz5nx,Seems wrong that cats have canine teeth.
8141t3_9bz5bz,Another man's trash really is another man's treasure ... if you use sell the natural gas to make money.
8142t3_9bz58t,"Sports players are like designated drivers . When everyone around them is drinking, they don't"
8143t3_9bz56s,You can't catch your breath by running faster
8144t3_9bzeqb,"Lobbyist pleads guilty, says he helped steer foreign money to Trump inaugural and lied to Congress. Most Corrupt Administration Ever"
8145t3_9bzbfb,"Manafort associate paid Trump inauguration $50,000 in Ukrainian cash"
8146t3_9bz3be,"Comedian Ben Gleib gets heckled at an Illinois show, then gets a death threat for telling a Trump joke. What does Ben do? He goes on a Trump destroying joke fest."
8147t3_9bz2x6,HOOOEEY! /u/WHERESTHESOURCING drops multiple Socratic Nukes down on a bewildered and scared trump supporter � (highlights in comments)
8148t3_9bz0f0,"Professor Michael Eric Dyson: Trump a 'lethal liar, dimwitted dictator'"
8149t3_9byy8d,Trump's approval rating among black voters is a whopping 3 percent
8150t3_9bzjog,Breed an enormous dog that could act as people with disabilities' steed
8151t3_9bzej4,"For every animal you purchase, you are given a human too. How much this human can eat is dependent on how much the animal can eat. Sit back and watch as cats are bred to be huge so the accompanying human doesn't die of starvation."
8152t3_9bz9b1,"Rapping in Doric- Doric is a specific dialect from northern Scotland, an example is the character Young MacGuffin from Pixars Brave.)"
8153t3_9bz4mx,"The most exciting boring convention, Font-CON!"
8154t3_9bz0ss,Actor and writer names in movie credits should be bigger or smaller depending on how much ended up in the product.
8155t3_9byzvt,Bear with me: What if We “throttle” ISPs ability to throttle....
8156t3_9bzlrg,Have the school bell at a high frequency to where only the students can hear it
8157t3_9bzuwy,Metallica will be replaced by Five Finger Death Punch.
8158t3_9bzut6,"Masturbating in the morning wakes you up, but at night it makes you sleepy"
8159t3_9bzulx,"Someone was 100% right to think the, ""You're so Vain"" song was about them."
8160t3_9bzufv,No one actually WANTS the toilet paper to be “under”
8161t3_9bzubh,Armpits either smell really good or really bad. There is rarely an inbetween.
8162t3_9bzu7m,Life and the pursuit of likes. Is that all anyone gives a sh!t about now. Losers
8163t3_9bzu6y,"In terms of bra sizes, is WW pronounced “Double W” or “Quadruple U?”"
8164t3_9bzu6l,Cooking is edible chemistry
8165t3_9bztxn,Adulting is just parenting yourself
8166t3_9bztqn,Preparing food for someone is basically pre-chewing and pre-digesting it for them
8167t3_9bztpd,"Sleeping is one of the few things you can't do the more you ""set your mind to it""."
8168t3_9bztp9,For all of the secret funding being done the most successful criminal in all of Gotham must be Bruce Wayne's accountant.
8169t3_9bztj8,A death certificate is the participation award that everyone gets
8170t3_9bzt8p,This generation will never know how lucky they are to not have to figure out which end is up on thier phone chager in the middle of the night.
8171t3_9bzt4t,"Formal Restaurants are just fast food restaurants, but the cashier comes up to you and you pay for it."
8172t3_9bzt3f,Pumpkin spice is white girl patchouli.
8173t3_9bzsrn,"ladies, men don't like that smell, its gross"
8174t3_9bzskh,"The enchantress in Beauty and the Beast is a horrible person. She cursed all of the servants who were just trying to earn a decent living, just because their boss was a dick."
8175t3_9bzs5k,Every odd number has an E in it
8176t3_9bzs4b,You never hear of a brazen nightlight robbery.
8177t3_9bzqxa,Sleep is weird. You basically have to turn yourself “off” for several hours at night in order to turn yourself back “on” the next morning.
8178t3_9bzqvk,Rats have a 2 year life expectancy. Splinter couldn’t be more than a year or two older than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
8179t3_9bzqov,Getting a UNIT named after you it's like winning a hunting trophy except that you've hunted a very real elusive enigma of the universe
8180t3_9bzqg8,"If ""hood"" is short for ""neighborhood"" then everyone who doesn't live rural lives in the hood."
8181t3_9bzqci,Coaches are hypocrites when they tell you how to beat a defense on offense but they tell you how to beat a offense on defense
8182t3_9bzyr1,I have top secret information on Donald Trump
8183t3_9c05u4,A bed that puts you in cryo every night so you live longer
8184t3_9c024i,Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo.
8185t3_9bzyew,"David Fincher and Jean-Pierre Jeunet should team up to do a sci-fi movie called ""The Alienated"" as a response to Fox messing with their Alien films"
8186t3_9bzvtr,A light that turns off when it detects the sound of snoring
8187t3_9bzr14,"If someone in your family is old and falls sick and gets bedridden, grab a a headset and play them the music they love. It will make them feel much better."
8188t3_9c0aid,Jayden Rylee meets Claire Crosby
8189t3_9c0afq,8’s not a bad number.
8190t3_9c0adk,Humans are so smart we create technology smarter than all of us.
8191t3_9c0ad3,A TV sitcom is short for situational comedy.
8192t3_9c0a52,The universe is weird... in a way...
8193t3_9c09dy,Everyone stores batteries in a different place.
8194t3_9c08sl,We were all technically there for the Big Bang
8195t3_9c08kx,"Having to pay a fine for speeding is the adult equivalent of losing privileges, and going to jail is the adult equivalent of having a time out."
8196t3_9c08ho,"Musicians have the satisfaction of playing on hard mode and winning, every time."
8197t3_9c08eh,Throwing up a little while brushing teeth would be pretty disgusting
8198t3_9c07xh,"If there is a future where time-travel becomes commonplace and regulated, a job might exist where an employee jumps into the future to see if there are lasting side effects of the company's new product."
8199t3_9c07vd,There has been one person who said they wanted to grow up and work at a Lost Luggage counter
8200t3_9c07gr,Technically every mirror you buy is in used condition.
8201t3_9c07cs,"You can travel east or west forever, but not north or south."
8202t3_9c0737,War is settling a disagreement with people who have nothing to do with it.
8203t3_9c06qh,So many weird things probably happened to us as babies that we just don’t remember
8204t3_9c06oo,Deer must think people in camoflauge are bushes chasing them.
8205t3_9c06lq,You can choose what star sign you want your child to be
8206t3_9c06c2,"When you are naked with shoes on, you feel more naked than you ever have"
8207t3_9c0676,"On reference to pictures, the “restored with color” of the future will be “restored to 3D.”"
8208t3_9c05ty,Hearing that new song you love on the radio is much more enjoyable than putting it on yourself.
8209t3_9c05j2,The most infuriating thing about losing common items like keys and wallets is the fact that when looking for them you often fail to place yourself in your own shoes.
8210t3_9c050a,"You can lose your sense of hearing, feeling, sight, and smell (occasionally)... but never your sense of taste."
8211t3_9c04uw,Some Parents expect their children to fly without helping them grow their wings and some parents cut their childrens wings because they we never able to spead theirs.
8212t3_9c04sl,When you eat you are basically absorbing the life out of something that is dead
8213t3_9c0cua,Airport Barbers
8214t3_9c07v6,"A smartwatch that is always recording (on device only), so you can rewind conversations you just had."
8215t3_9c06tj,We should have people who gamble on the lottery plant apple seeds instead.
8216t3_9c0kdy,"A virus that is disguised as a virtual pet, that, whatever happens to the pet, happens to the computer."
8217t3_9c0ijt,Mean (sometimes) GPS
8218t3_9c0o4r,White people are the only ones allowed to say nigger because they invented the word and they’re the only ones with white privilege!
8219t3_9c0no1,Electoral reparations- Every demographic that wasn’t allowed to vote for some period in the country’s history now gets two votes per person for an equivalent amount of time.
8220t3_9c0lxh,A foundation that would advertise to anti-vaxxers that they will pay for their tuition fees if they manage to complete med school.
8221t3_9c0ltn,"Google maps should have a ""rally navigator"" mode, where it constantly talks to you about what every road you are about to cross, every turn, every slowdown areas etc... And never pauses"
8222t3_9bzw2y,How would Trump respond to a terrorist attack? The scariest and most plausible nightmare scenario about America I've ever seen (Twelve Days in June) [xpost /r/ the_mueller]
8223t3_9c0f0s,Do We Remember That Manafort Picked Pence?
8224t3_9c0x6a,Even the world's oldest mirror will only show you the present day.
8225t3_9c0wzf,Spoons are just tiny bowls on sticks
8226t3_9c0wld,It hurts more when you accidentally stub your toe than when you do it in purpose.
8227t3_9c0w8w,"In a competition of losers, the person who finishes second is technically a bigger loser than the winner."
8228t3_9c0w67,When “this little piggy went to market” he wasn’t there to buy anything.
8229t3_9c0vzp,Foreskin is like an eyelid for your wiener.
8230t3_9c0v84,"If you're your own boss, you always have to spend money to make money."
8231t3_9c0v0h,Bleach actually stains clothes white.
8232t3_9c0unp,When you're sick we are told to take drugs and stay out of school
8233t3_9c0ulo,Deja Vu is probably a situation we have subconsciously rehearsed but never expected to encounter
8234t3_9c0u6b,You know you’re getting older when you realize that obtaining a shoe horn would be a positive addition to your life
8235t3_9c0t1r,"There is no definite measurement when people use ""month"" as a unit of time."
8236t3_9c0sxl,If you add white to any color it becomes a lighter version of that color. But if you add white to red it becomes a whole new color : Pink
8237t3_9c0ssy,"There has been no super popular phone games (e.g Doodle Jump, Candy Crush, Crossy road, Pokémon go, subway surfers etc) in the past few years"
8238t3_9c0sok,Sometime in the future there will be only one living human on earth.
8239t3_9c0seu,An ELI15 sub would be empty cause they already fucking know everything.
8240t3_9c0s8r,The next generation of teens will probably have to learn a completely different way of driving/not have to learn at all if self-driving cars become more affordable and common.
8241t3_9c0s3n,"Saying ""old but gold"" is old but gold"
8242t3_9c0rmf,people are only clapping because your show is over
8243t3_9c0rha,"Technology and computers are just an extension of our brain, kind of like an external hard drive for our memories and knowledge."
8244t3_9c0r36,"It is possible to get positively negative, but impossible to be negatively positive."
8245t3_9c0qws,We've created a device that could alter one's DNA sequences but we still don't have cereal bags that come with sliders
8246t3_9c0qs6,"A cat is like looking after a flatmate, a dog is like looking after a toddler"
8247t3_9c0qiu,Your neck never gets tired of holding your head upright even though your head weighs 10 pounds.
8248t3_9c0qfy,We’re all basically mice and the world is a maze.
8249t3_9c11kg,Walmart is just the mall for poor people.
8250t3_9c11dj,No one would believe it if scientists really did invent a 'miracle fat pill'
8251t3_9c110q,"One day soon, we will no longer inherit family photos but hard drives and SD Cards"
8252t3_9c10jy,"They say money is the root of all evil. Since humans print money, we are literally Satan."
8253t3_9c10gn,If someone says ok it's all good but if someone says okay something's wrong
8254t3_9c10aa,"No matter how old you are, your eyes never physically show a change with age."
8255t3_9c0zwe,"The later it gets, the earlier it is."
8256t3_9c0zvl,Google needs to make a dating app based on people’s search history
8257t3_9c0zpt,Church is the longest running book club ever...
8258t3_9c0zf2,"if life was a video game, then being a fetus is installing the game"
8259t3_9c0zdr,Most companies give office employees free drugs to keep them awake and alert
8260t3_9c0z7w,Nobody knows for sure when they start the sentence with “nobody knows for sure.”
8261t3_9c0z7j,"We all have two minutes to live, but taking a breath resets the clock."
8262t3_9c0yxc,"Number of swords and spears in existence might be greatest at this moment in 2018, not in medieval times"
8263t3_9c0ymd,Every night we go to bed and basically die for eight hours and then wake up like nothing happened
8264t3_9c0yit,"Think it's funny after 5,000 years later we're reverting back to hieroglyphics."
8265t3_9c0y08,Farts are just the ghosts of the things we ate...
8266t3_9c0xmu,"Since females are born with their eggs already inside them, their pregnant mother is essentially a Russian doll with three layers."
8267t3_9c15sw,If you arrest a deaf mute person
8268t3_9c15sn,Spiderman is actually a web designer.
8269t3_9c15se,"""Don't get a big head."" is in reference to animals' heads (like tom cats) growing bigger as they produce more testosterone."
8270t3_9c15da,"If the 9/11 attacks happened today, there would be Snapchat videos of the final moments from the top floors of the towers."
8271t3_9c15cc,"Lightning at night is cool, blinking lights on a computer at night are not."
8272t3_9c15as,Guys buying XL condoms is the male equivalent to females buying their clothes too small.
8273t3_9c159v,The only fathers that expect a gift from their kids are the ones that give money to them
8274t3_9c155p,"3 Stages; You go from being so confused by the online world, to being overly obsessed, to hating everything that you already know that people post about."
8275t3_9c14ti,"Escalators may not become inoperable, but common sense does way too often"
8276t3_9c14nt,"Going by clues in the series, and if they had aged, this year Homer would be 64, Marge 63, Bart 38, Lisa 36 and Maggie 28. Grandpa Simpson is either 93 or 111 as his stories are inconsistent..."
8277t3_9c14hd,"SpongeBob is the “star” of the show, even though Patrick is a natural born star."
8278t3_9c146e,You will always find any misplaced item in the last place you`ll look
8279t3_9c13v4,The average human body has enough bones to build an entire human skeleton.
8280t3_9c13ne,"Taking a smoke break at work is essentially taking an advance on your time off in retirement. You get a break at work, but also take time off your life expectancy."
8281t3_9c13nc,Kids are probably going to start thanking their bus drivers because Fortnite added a feature where you can do it
8282t3_9c13ld,"Five Finger Death Punch is essentially where Nickleback left off, plus asshole."
8283t3_9c13a1,Maybe the reason wishing wells don't grant wishes is that because of inflation we aren't putting in enough money
8284t3_9c136x,"With modern technology, we are basically wizards to the people from the 1400s"
8285t3_9c1330,Fires are just land jacuzzis
8286t3_9c12zh,"In Star Wars media, there have been many instances of lightsaber wielders being tossed back or about, yet they never seem to cut themselves."
8287t3_9c12vq,"We love our hair as long as it's on our head, but the moment it falls out, we feel like it's kind of disgusting."
8288t3_9c129b,Your tongue is doing sign language as you talk
8289t3_9c1297,Taking a fish in and out of the water is like waterboarding them.
8290t3_9c1248,The game Bop It was basically just learning how to jerk off a robot
8291t3_9c11uh,"At least one part of your body is touching something else, at any given time"
8292t3_9c17t1,"There should be a game show/reality show, to test if a couple is ready for kids. The couple receives and has to take care of a kid. It would give curious couples a chance to be parents, it will provide free daycare for lower income families and it would be entertaining to watch."
8293t3_9c172s,What if we put pineapples on our garlic bread...
8294t3_9c11zy,A freezer that looks like a microwave oven and you can program it to cool something to a certain temperature...
8295t3_9c0skj,Cups.... but with built in coasters. Bing bang boom. Checkmate.
8296t3_9c1bm9,"For people with solar panels: rather than selling your electricity into the grid, or buying batteries, having the option to sell it to electric cars"
8297t3_9c1hxd,Our warlike tendencies happen to be the driving force behind technological innovation.
8298t3_9c1hkf,"we're supposed to remember everything fifteen teachers have taught us, but it's crazy when there's one teacher for every subject."
8299t3_9c1hjp,Medicine and biology have come a long way for humans... but we can pretty much make mice live forever at this point.
8300t3_9c1h8t,3 sure things in life
8301t3_9c1gzf,You can tell how quickly things are advancing when you throw out an old piece of technology that you can remember thinking was really cool.
8302t3_9c1gli,"If and when Science develops us the ability to regrow missing limbs, some people are bound to grow themselves extra limbs."
8303t3_9c1g3p,Snopes needs to create another snopes to fact check the legitimacy of snopes.
8304t3_9c1fsw,"If you use an amazing opener on tinder, they think you use it all the time. But if you say “how are you” you don’t get a reply."
8305t3_9c1frk,"Dads are the ones making dad jokes, but kids are the ones making yo mama jokes."
8306t3_9c1for,Sushi is basically a Japanese burrito
8307t3_9c1fng,There might be people out there who has masturbated to their sisters bodies while browsing GoneWild without even knowing it. They probably loved every minute of it too.
8308t3_9c1efy,"Having a social life that’s online-based is like masturbating instead of having sex, which you end up doing because of it anyway"
8309t3_9c1e58,We may have been deprived of a best friend because their parents decided after heavy consideration not to have another child.
8310t3_9c1dfw,"If aliens discover dogs first, humans are fucked."
8311t3_9c1d6g,Cheez-Its have become way smaller over the decades.
8312t3_9c1d1w,"There is no instruction manual to life, but if somebody was able to write one, they’d be the richest person in history."
8313t3_9c1cnu,"The first hint of maturity is that life can be very serious, but full maturity is realising you don't have to take it seriously."
8314t3_9c1c88,Vents were created so every building is accessible to spies
8315t3_9c1c3q,Julie Benz has the shittiest live in fictional media.
8316t3_9c1byz,"As homes become increasingly intelligent, one day we might have real sh0werthoughts."
8317t3_9c1bx1,We could halve our carbon emissions if we divided them by two.
8318t3_9c1brt,Writers must be on the internet frequently looking for theirEaster Eggs to end up somewhere.
8319t3_9c1ayr,If you tell a fly to eat shit and die it just might.
8320t3_9c1aw9,Any human who is living is the most evolved human that has existed.
8321t3_9c1at5,"In general, women make a bigger deal out of getting married than men do because not so long ago it was basically their only goal as a young person."
8322t3_9c1m0n,"People giving money to the church, actually sponsor the world's largest ""boys will be boys"" club."
8323t3_9c1m0c,"All of a sudden, staying up late went from being super cool to super stupid"
8324t3_9c1lm9,"It's impossible to test something you don't know. Therefore, all scientific tests are inherently marginally biased."
8325t3_9c1ksj,The stars you see at night are already dead. You just don’t see it yet because it’s soo far away that the light of the dead stars are still visible
8326t3_9c1kob,"It’s not sociably acceptable to look at all your peers and celebrate how much better you are than them, unless you’re an athlete."
8327t3_9c1kh1,All this time you've been donating blood and little do you know that it is being used to fuel someone's erection
8328t3_9c1kf1,"Any percent of infinity, no matter how small it is, is still infinity."
8329t3_9c1kdm,A lot of historic documents are probably just really old fan-fictions.
8330t3_9c1k6u,"A smart person could act stupid,but a stupid person can never act smart"
8331t3_9c1jvr,"We are judgement of people who record everything, but when we hear about something we always want to see a video"
8332t3_9c1jm6,"Since 80% of dust is human skin, when it inevitably touches your food, you are technically committing cannibalism."
8333t3_9c1jja,"Automatic lights are nice, when they turn on when you walk into toilet. But they are annoying, when they turn off before you get out."
8334t3_9c1jh6,Maybe Voldemort's constantly being a jerk was partly attributed by the fact he didn't have a nose so couldn't taste anything he ate.
8335t3_9c1jgq,Anxiety is worrying about where to ash before you've lit a cigarette.
8336t3_9c1jcj,"At a certain point in your life, masturbating yourself to orgasm goes from being kinda sad to being the most enjoyable part of your day."
8337t3_9c1jbl,"When you eat a booger, you’re eating all the dirt & germs that were prevented from entering the body in the first place."
8338t3_9c1ijk,Who ever thought of teaching kids to count by playing Hide and Seek is a frighten genius!
8339t3_9c1ibo,Clothes companies must love Bruce Banner
8340t3_9c1i5t,"If we injure ourselves, our bodies heal over time, so we all have a really slow version of Wolverine's mutant ability."
8341t3_9c1i2f,If you like stuff that taste disgusting. You have an awful taste for an awful taste
8342t3_9c10di,Hilarious
8343t3_9c1l7l,A chair that cures your erectile dysfunction
8344t3_9c1jy0,Somewhat burn your counterfeit cash and get your bank to exchange the notes for real money.
8345t3_9c1e6z,"Instead of needing paper weights, just start making super heavy paper."
8346t3_9c25fl,"If you had the power of invisibillity, you wouldn't be able to see."
8347t3_9c25f0,"Technically, could Thanos’ snap leave half of the planets in the universe the same, and completely wipe out the other half defeating the purpose"
8348t3_9c23zi,"One person could perceive an object as being blue, whilst another person could perceive the same object, whilst being to them blue, as the first person's yellow."
8349t3_9c2365,"There's a BBQ sauce, but no grill, steam, bake or saute flavored sauce."
8350t3_9c2314,"If Venom was played by David Wenham, Eminem's hook would have been even better"
8351t3_9c20u5,"When people post photos of cars on social media they blank out the registration plate, yet it’s been on display absolutely everywhere the car has ever gone"
8352t3_9c20e0,Every single problem of every single human would be rendered irrelevant if Yellowstone or any other super-volcano explodes tomorrow.
8353t3_9c2083,People care more for a vicious pit bull then the child it just mauled to death
8354t3_9c205q,"If someone said they were living in their car or with their parents for two years, that’s a long time. But if they said they bought their house two years ago, that’s a new home."
8355t3_9c1zk5,Bitcoin mining on someones pacemaker would be the ultimate douche thing.
8356t3_9c1zfu,Playing computer games is just to see who can press the buttons in sync
8357t3_9c1zdj,"If you had a kid with your twin, would it look identical to it’s parents"
8358t3_9c1ys4,NAFTA just became the new SOPA.
8359t3_9c1yfl,A man will normally only leave a woman when he thinks he might have a better option; a woman normally only leaves a man when she knows she has a better option.
8360t3_9c1y5n,Everyone will be a back seat driver when self driving cars become a reality.
8361t3_9c1y1k,Losing weight is difficult because your body is literally consuming itself.
8362t3_9c1xbj,"The next generation will have no idea why the term ""wind down the window"" was ever used"
8363t3_9c1wxs,"It is strange that many comics consider ""stand up"" comedians being more prestigious, esp when the ultimate aim of many of them is to become ""sit down"" late night talk show hosts"
8364t3_9c1wvx,"The human race will evolve to have smaller and smaller, perhaps even pointed thumbs. Text messaging is a major part of dating."
8365t3_9c1wu2,The first person to buy life insurance would have died full of doubts.
8366t3_9c1wtu,Lonely people are lonely for a reason.
8367t3_9c1vwv,At some point a random deck of cards will be reshuffled into its new deck order
8368t3_9c1vs3,Sneezing with your eyes open.
8369t3_9c1vqx,Fiji Water isn't actually from Fiji because of the water cycle.
8370t3_9c1vn9,Spiders probably put a couple strands at face level to get back at us for murdering their kin.
8371t3_9c28er,"This Day in Trump History: Yes, we knew about Trump's mob ties before the election. More recently, Trump has said ""flipping"" should be illegal, and called a witness a ""RAT."" And Trump's defenders are arguing that mob boss Al Capone got a bum deal."
8372t3_9c2bvw,Ban all child actors
8373t3_9c26jc,Do you have 5 minutes to warm a cold heart? Contribute to the Collection of Happy Things (All invited)
8374t3_9c26e8,Skin gets crinkly as you age instead of wrinkly
8375t3_9c23ny,The next presidential election should be held with a Twitter poll
8376t3_9c1xys,Deputise all postmen giving them the same powers as police. Change mail delivery to nights instead of mornings. We now have a roaming police presence on every street in all areas at some point every night. Their duties will still be to deliver mail but act as security just in case something occurs.
8377t3_9c1x8h,Skip the fap - An idea that I've been casually working on for the past couple of years
8378t3_9c1wzx,"Put every person who did Spongebob's voice in a room. The one that can do the longest Spongebob laugh wins $100,000."
8379t3_9c2ik3,"Maybe the world was supposed to end in 2012, but somewhere some group of raggamuffin heroes saved the day and we're living in the post credits world, waiting for a sequel"
8380t3_9c2ihr,"If the human race becomes interplanetary, Earth day could become a patriotic event."
8381t3_9c2i0b,Silence can be so rejuvenating sometimes
8382t3_9c2hxz,Rem Sleep is just the biological equivalent of a simulated environment for staging and testing.
8383t3_9c2hws,"The egg came before the chicken, because dinosaurs laid eggs..."
8384t3_9c2hvw,New York is the original sanctuary city.
8385t3_9c2him,"To meet every person on earth, you would need to meet at least 190,000 each day for 100 years, and you’d still fall short."
8386t3_9c2hbj,"If Superman was real, people would just be constantly asking him to help them move."
8387t3_9c2h0r,It's not uncommon to see an ad for an ad today
8388t3_9c2gv6,A MMA belt is one of the only things that can be legally taken from you by a guy who beats you up.
8389t3_9c2gdt,"If Team Rocket used the same time and energy to learn to catch Pokémon as they did creating phenomenally advanced machines, they could have ruled the Pokémon universe."
8390t3_9c2g4n,you know you're on the right path in life when your old passions start to pop back unexpectedly.
8391t3_9c2g11,Brick and stone houses are just caves we made ourselves.
8392t3_9c2fph,Everything you buy is probably limited edition.
8393t3_9c2f5d,"As far as flies are concerned, we humans live in slow motion."
8394t3_9c2ext,Many possible evolutionary lines of humanity never came into existence due to women picking mates that looked similar to themselves.
8395t3_9c2etv,First person who milked a cow must be into some weird stuff
8396t3_9c2dyv,"From the perspective of animals, industrial revolutions are probably the biggest challenge they have to live through since the ice ages"
8397t3_9c2dtz,"Italians are the only people who can say ""Ciao"" without sounding pretentious."
8398t3_9c2dr6,"Be like dogs. Dogs don’t get jealous when you show affection for other dogs, they just want affection too."
8399t3_9c2dnk,"Pickup truck owners are a rare breed, the love and respect their vehicles but take pride in beating it up."
8400t3_9c2dmz,A bad person is most offended by the truth spoken rudely; a good person is most offended by a lie spoken smoothly.
8401t3_9c2d6e,"Unless you just met that day, if a guy asks you out, he’s probably masturbated to you."
8402t3_9c2d5g,Part of being female is being punished every month for not bearing children.
8403t3_9c2d1p,"We, humans became what we are today, just because we could never accept how things are and we always asked the question ""Why?"""
8404t3_9c2nd4,Being depressed is like fashion nowadays. Everybody act like they got it but no one really understands.
8405t3_9c2mpx,You spend most of your childhood learning to read just so you can read to learn more.
8406t3_9c2ml5,"Homosexuality was still classified as an illness in Sweden in 1979. Swedes responded by calling into work “sick,” saying they “felt gay.”"
8407t3_9c2lwn,"Ice skating is basically a bunch of people moving at high speeds balancing on knives, on what is essentially slippery concrete. Ice skating rinks are no joke."
8408t3_9c2lre,There would be more successful marriages if getting married was as hard and convoluted as getting divorced.
8409t3_9c2loa,"In years to come there will be legions of Instagram ""Models"" and ""Influencers"" working shitty jobs because their looks have faded and they haven't got any work experience."
8410t3_9c2lmv,We say cheese when we take photos because we make a smiley face
8411t3_9c2llb,Vinegar is the savoury sour.
8412t3_9c2lf3,This world would be a much better place if everyone took time each day to watch an episode of SouthPark!
8413t3_9c2l69,The human either has a long process to standby or a short process
8414t3_9c2kvc,The tastiest water is the one devoid of any taste.
8415t3_9c2ku3,If water had a taste then probably nearly all food in the world would have tasted the same
8416t3_9c2kp8,Super as an adjective has become exceptionally overused.
8417t3_9c2ko5,Calling a kid squirt is really gross if you think about it
8418t3_9c2kij,"When your dead, you don't know or feel a thing and the only ones in pain are the people close to you. The same thing happens when you're an idiot."
8419t3_9c2jze,In the distant future societies may not be able to differentiate between fiction and historical records and think that people went on mystical quests to destroy magical rings & had dinosaur related theme parks.
8420t3_9c2jy4,gay men swallow more
8421t3_9c2ju8,"Actually, you *can* handle the truth, provided you wear low lint monofilament polyvinyl chloride dotted nylon gloves."
8422t3_9c2jp3,Getting possessed is like being hacked in real life
8423t3_9c2jnk,It will be amazing when we can look up and Mars will be as big as the moon.
8424t3_9c2jlx,"If ancestors in the animal kingdom evolved a non-phallic penis instead, firearms would look vastly different"
8425t3_9c2jdt,Milhouse is an incel
8426t3_9c2jdi,Coins are just two sided dice
8427t3_9c2jbi,Turtles can't get fat because of their shell
8428t3_9c2h5h,"This Day in Trump History: Trump was fined a measly $2,500 for directing his ""charitable"" Trump Foundation to illegally send money to Florida's Attorney General, who was then considering fraud allegations against Trump University. She decided not to pursue the case."
8429t3_9c2vh0,"Want to make Disney's legal department feel powerless? Launch a satellite that constantly broadcasts Disney IP, and have it registered in China."
8430t3_9c2rg2,All electoral campaigns must now be run by individuals represented by nothing more than their name. No political parties. Voters will then be forced to learn about the candidates instead of voting based on tribal allegiance.
8431t3_9c2n5y,Instruction manuals should come with a diagram of how everything fits neatly back into box
8432t3_9c2kj2,Create a secluded nation where we put all the extremist feminsts and all the crazy incels/neckbeards
8433t3_9c2hyu,Make a butt plug that is safe for extremely large assholes
8434t3_9c2h3s,A microwave that opens when it wants to.
8435t3_9c32sp,It's weird if someone asks for the definition of definition
8436t3_9c32nn,"Buffets want you to eat less, while restaurants want you to eat more"
8437t3_9c32mo,Humans determine and control invasive species yet humans are probably the most invasive species on earth.
8438t3_9c32il,"Whether someone says ""fat chance"" or ""chances are slim"", they'd be meaning the same thing."
8439t3_9c32cc,We brush our teeth a lot harder before going to a dentist than before going on a date.
8440t3_9c31iz,Eminem has become the old rapper complaining about the kids coming into the game.
8441t3_9c3148,It will be nice if trees could release wifi
8442t3_9c30ag,"When children do inappropriate things, they get punished for it by their parents. When parents get older, they start doing the same inappropriate things, and their children can't punish them because they are ""grown ups""."
8443t3_9c2zo2,Male ladybugs are just lady boys in insect form.
8444t3_9c2z00,Having sex with your crush must be one of the greatest feelings in the world.
8445t3_9c2yu2,We are all related. We all have the same female ancestor
8446t3_9c2yqr,"Millions of people have visited Pisa, Italy only to celebrate a badly built bell tower"
8447t3_9c2yav,Telling a radio or podcast host that they don't look like they sound is simultaneously the most natural reaction and the most insulting
8448t3_9c2yaa,"If we ever manage to create the perfect AI and were able to multiply and lock it in a system, there is a high probability that we're all living in a simulated universe, ourselves."
8449t3_9c2y1d,No one ever stops learning how to walk no matter how bad they were at the beginning
8450t3_9c2xu3,Westworld is like a super long Black Mirror episode.
8451t3_9c2xln,Everything in life is parallel parking.
8452t3_9c2xjq,Some of the greatest ideas and thought stirring prompts strike a human mind while washing dirt off their bodies.
8453t3_9c2xbp,"Maybe there used to be animals with magical properties, but we hunted them to extinction for their magic in ancient times."
8454t3_9c2x1r,The hash browns that fast food restaurants sell for breakfast are actually just tater tots with different shapes.
8455t3_9c2wpb,"When you get old enough to run office, you shoult start seeing changes that your generation always wanted."
8456t3_9c2vtx,Aliens living and working on Earth would be the extraterrestrial version of the Amish.
8457t3_9c2vgw,gay men swallow more and better and dance better than women
8458t3_9c2vch,Uninstalling a program/app without giving the developers feedback is the equivalent of your partner breaking up with you without telling you why.
8459t3_9c2ulo,The entirety of life is based around the workforce now.
8460t3_9c36tb,Instead of putting a sign that says “This is America! You must speak English in this shop!” Put a sign that says “English is difficult. We will help you”
8461t3_9c34ls,"A new Pornhub HQ should be built in the shape of a penis, simply so that employees and construction workers can say they are erecting a penis."
8462t3_9c33mb,Make a chocolate-dipped treat—dipped multiple times—so that the end product is more chocolate dip than the thing being dipped
8463t3_9c32hb,"So you know how you see those ""Speed limit enforced by aircraft"" signs? Find a stretch of highway that gets really bad rush hour traffic, set up minimum speed signs, and anyone who drives too slow gets dive-bombed by fighter jets. Traffic SOLVED."
8464t3_9c31xs,"Organize a shot for shot remake of the Original Police Academy movie, and cast it with nursing home residents."
8465t3_9c300a,"Tracer golf balls, so Wii sports can become reality"
8466t3_9c2wqp,Palestinian leader: US cancelling funding for Palestinian refugees ’strengthens terrorism’
8467t3_9c3gjy,Find an occasion when Trump signed the same document twice while in office. Use that as evidence that he has resigned as president.
8468t3_9c3e6c,RF ids (like a toll pass) that affects traffic lights and acts as a voting system to keep lights longer or shorter based on current traffic
8469t3_9c3913,A movie where voice actors get multiple personality disorder and genuinely believe that they are the one or many characters that they have voiced in the past
8470t3_9c3r1s,"Old people are like “kids these days will never understand _____”, ironically those old people don’t understand a thing about technology and how it’s changing the world."
8471t3_9c3qm2,"When you do a hanstand, you're practically holding the Earth"
8472t3_9c3q6v,Naps were used more as a break for the parents than a punishment for the kids.
8473t3_9c3q4f,"Having a roomate is like marriage, but temporary and with less benefits"
8474t3_9c3ppb,You can't lose an argument if you can't hear the other person.
8475t3_9c3pci,student/young adult starvation is surprisingly common.
8476t3_9c3p3c,"You're always 6 minutes away from death, but when you breath it resets."
8477t3_9c3ova,"If the clitoris is practically a tiny penis, then no matter your sexual orientation you've likely had a penis in your mouth."
8478t3_9c3op5,You are the result of your father and your mother being rejected by or rejecting many others.
8479t3_9c3oj3,"When referring to a bitter person, “sour” makes more sense than “salty.”"
8480t3_9c3ofe,It’s weird how people compare other people’s looks to an alien even though no one knows what an alien looks like.
8481t3_9c3o7g,Sneezes would be lot more disastrous if some of them smell like farts.
8482t3_9c3o46,Farts are just spicy air
8483t3_9c3o28,"People use straws as to avoid touching the lip of restaurant cups because it may be unsanitary; however, have no problem drinking from coffee mugs."
8484t3_9c3n78,It’s hard to accept cookies as an apology when they are Oatmeal Raisin.
8485t3_9c3n04,"Since all countries have their own life expectancies, dogs must therefore have one seventh of the life expectancy of their country."
8486t3_9c3mks,"when the ding dong approaches, make sure to salivate for the mango dragon and wash the strawberry french toast queen's underwear."
8487t3_9c3mgj,"In the same way we find flies annoying, flies probably find people annoying for chasing them outside all the time."
8488t3_9c3mbb,"Unlike other movie characters, Luke Skywalker wasn’t afraid of ghosts. He sat down and casually talked to them, as if it wasn’t weird at all."
8489t3_9c3m8a,"As large as you think something may be, there's always someone half your size who sees it twice as big."
8490t3_9c3m60,Small mosquito bites are either from tiny mosquitoes or regular mosquitos that weren't very hungry.
8491t3_9c3lgo,The show “The Fairly Odd Parents” always ends with the same message: Be careful what you wish for.
8492t3_9c3l0v,Almost all three year olds are virgins
8493t3_9c3kpc,Those who live by the saying “no regrets” are the ones with the most regrets 20 years later
8494t3_9c3k64,Gmail's Smart Compose is someone finishing your sentences but online.
8495t3_9c3q13,"The impersonator says he'll pass a law letting black people escape arrest ""if the Negro know fo' sho he didn't do nothin.'"" this is Trump's America. I'm not a young guy and I've never seen this blatant racism emboldened like this in my lifetime. Enough is enough."
8496t3_9c3lzw,How Trump is reacting to the funeral of John McCain.
8497t3_9c40hj,"Trump asking his supporters about main stream media. The website allows for multiple submissions from the same person, how nice."
8498t3_9c3zaa,Lieberman: McCain's vote against ObamaCare repeal was a vote against ‘mindless partisanship’
8499t3_9c3yj4,"Trump's Approval Nose-Dives, Dem Blue Wave Might Be Building: IBD/TIPP Poll"
8500t3_9c4c4j,Has any zombie media addressed the fact the only thing we need to protect ourselves from is human teeth? Because they have to be the least intimidating monster ever created.
8501t3_9c4bp4,"When giving thoughts/opinions about food, saying the phrase, ""It's ok."" Has become more negative than neutral."
8502t3_9c4bom,"Everyone's stuff smells different, but all thrift stores smell the same"
8503t3_9c4bbc,Everyone has a unique pee stream
8504t3_9c4a4j,Basically a small group of young men started both world wars
8505t3_9c49v0,It's funny that when it comes to sex it's the gays that get straight down to business
8506t3_9c49ta,"We all have our own ''narrator voice'' when we read something in our head,such as this post."
8507t3_9c49s5,Aubrey Plaza has been impersonating Garfield the cat for most of her career.
8508t3_9c49f5,Growing up is a trap - so is childhood
8509t3_9c49f0,Social media is just a contest to see who’s funnier
8510t3_9c498x,Every gun seems loaded even if you’re 100% sure it’s not.
8511t3_9c497j,You'll never directly offend an Amish person with a culturally insensitive social media post
8512t3_9c497i,A parade is just a traffic jam with interesting vehicles.
8513t3_9c48ty,Almost everyone drinks milk out of a box but barely anyone drinks water out of one.
8514t3_9c48cn,"CC in ""THICC"" look like buttcheeks"
8515t3_9c480m,"Cats may have 9 lives, they are just very short."
8516t3_9c47t1,"If you think you know yourself, you still don't know the other ""self"" that knows yourself."
8517t3_9c476z,There has never been 2 people who have been at each other’s funerals
8518t3_9c471u,A dog sleeps all day because at night they are partially awake to be alert to protect you while you are sleeping
8519t3_9c46q4,"If everything in the universe is predetermined, then we were predetermined to find this out."
8520t3_9c45v3,"If numbers had vowels, zero would be considered the only vowel because without it as an invisible placeholder numbers are essentially meaningless"
8521t3_9c44xn,Everyone has different handwriting unless you're using MS Paint.
8522t3_9c44gw,You frame a picture you like and post it but if you do t like a picture then you still post it but not frame it but if the picture is in the middle than you do nothing with it
8523t3_9c44at,"If you need glasses, you can repair anything with them, but them."
8524t3_9c445x,It seems that many original thoughts posted here are something the scribe read here six plus months ago and later believe it has come to them in a muse's kiss.
8525t3_9c4r0z,The only time most people get blessed is when they shoot snot out of their face.
8526t3_9c4qrm,"(Most) Males, despite striving to be masculine, are attracted to feminine things, scents, etc. The same goes for women. So the image associated with a gender is essentially what the opposite gender is attracted to but doesn't realize on themselves."
8527t3_9c4qkn,"When you think about it, all eggs are poached."
8528t3_9c4qdt,Buying a car is almost like buying a pre-death coffin
8529t3_9c4q7v,In 5 years someone will consider Despacito and fortnite nostalgic.
8530t3_9c4peg,"If you had traveled to the past because you wanted to kill someone and ended up killing him/her , why would you travel to the past in the first place, if the person would be dead in your present"
8531t3_9c4ovx,One of us has probably drank hitlers pee
8532t3_9c4omc,For every popular website out there probably exist a bunch of different websites with the same web adress but a single mistyped character
8533t3_9c4ofa,Eyebrow threading is basically like using scissors on your eyebrows but with string instead of blades.
8534t3_9c4o60,"when gay men have passionate, wild, sex, it is a thing of beauty to listen too"
8535t3_9c4o4h,Getting a ticket as an adult is like being told to put a dollar in the swear jar as a kid.
8536t3_9c4o2v,"In what appears to be some sick sense of humor, most things come full circle, like not moving to pee and being fed with a spoon."
8537t3_9c4nck,"If tomato plants need canes to support them when you grow them in a greenhouse, then how do they grow in the wild"
8538t3_9c4n4l,Fortnite is a perfect example of deforestation.
8539t3_9c4m42,It’s weird that we can’t tickle ourselves. We seem to be able to do other things to ourselves pretty effectively.
8540t3_9c4m15,"Same people who use crypto currency as a stock market, are the same people who think it’ll be used to pay for daily life stuff"
8541t3_9c4lgn,"Chemtrail conspiracy theorist are not entirely wrong if you consider the fact that almost all piston driven aircraft crop dust the public with leaded fuel exhaust, a well known neurotoxin."
8542t3_9c4krl,"When you interact with chickens, they always act like you’re a giant monster they managed to evade who just happened to spill chicken food everywhere"
8543t3_9c4kfo,Saying sky is the limit these days is pretty unambitious.
8544t3_9c4k6g,A pizza slice is not a triangle
8545t3_9c4jie,A guy who is considered a dick could also be considered an asshole.
8546t3_9c4ixs,The number 1 is the only number that is not plural
8547t3_9c4itm,Earbuds that wrap around your ear are reverse hearing aids.
8548t3_9c4ih9,Wipping a hairy ass is like pushing shit through a screen door and cleaning it with paper
8549t3_9c4i9s,The happiest people you know are people you don't know well.
8550t3_9c4rdk,Why obvious lies make great propaganda
8551t3_9c4ve9,"I Slaughterhouse 2.0 featuring King Los, JID, and Joyner Lucas."
8552t3_9c4ryy,Invest all of our country's money in disaster protection and in burning more fossil fuels. Be the only country left standing after wildfires and hurricanes destroy the earth. Declare victory. Make ourselves a trophy.
8553t3_9c4ds2,So you know how all the skills you have are just neurons firing in your brain?
8554t3_9c4c8s,Coffee shops & smoothie/juice places should fill excess liquids into mini cups to sell for a quarter.
8555t3_9c4bgp,Replace all the trees in a park with giant bonsai
8556t3_9c48w3,Make people pass a written and practical exam for sorting trash and recycling before they're allowed to sign up for those services
8557t3_9c4897,"Go to Cracker Barrel when it's busy. Every time someone sits in a rocking chair, buy it and kick them off. After buying all changes, start charging Rental fee to sit in your chairs"
8558t3_9c46ho,A machine that generates power using the coughs of sick people in hospitals
8559t3_9c4572,Make a YouTube account but have every single video be a subscriber special
8560t3_9c3u5f,New cars should be designed with built in shopping trolleys that can be put in and taken out similar to a hospital gurney. This will remove the need for plastic bags and drop the amount of shopping trolleys dumped in rivers... save the world.
8561t3_9c3nfa,Rename Fox News to Channel Orange
8562t3_9c3mbi,Teach an AI to write original music by programming musical theory and having it analyze the most popular songs of all time from each genre.
8563t3_9c5hov,"An A&E television series similar to Beyond Scared Straight, except the only inmates they're exposed to are the most heinous pedophiles available who make disgusting comments and show off their scars from all the beatings/stabbings they get."
8564t3_9c5hid,A reboot of Touched by an Angel but this time the angel uses brute force and terror to accomplish good deeds.
8565t3_9c5eks,"An r/CrazyIdeas, but for video games."
8566t3_9c5osv,Their are things that you've forgotten and will never be able to remember no matter how hard you try
8567t3_9c5oor,Cranes always look either way to small or way too big to carry the load they have.
8568t3_9c5o3e,"Trap music work as actual traps, traps for women"
8569t3_9c5nwk,"We think of corn as being in big massive fields, but the first cultivator of corn probably only saw a couple grouped together before starting farming it."
8570t3_9c5nm7,Flasks are the adult version of sippy-cups
8571t3_9c5n2h,It must be super awkward to be peeing in the urinal next to Yao Ming
8572t3_9c5n2b,Pineapple on pizza is like the country music of pizza. People either like it or they will literally threaten to murder everyone that even speaks of it.
8573t3_9c5md1,There are people out there who eat lima beans just for the good lolz and dank eats.
8574t3_9c5lg1,"If you never interact with physical coins, it's either because you have too much money or none at all."
8575t3_9c5l6k,You could be immortal but theirs no way of proving it.
8576t3_9c5l3p,Leaves are just tree petals.
8577t3_9c5ktf,There would be a lot less rapist priests if they were allowed to get married and to masturbate.
8578t3_9c5klh,If everybody was equal before the law we wouldn't need lawyers
8579t3_9c5k9z,"You love your dog knowing they will only be with you for 1/6 of your life, they just love you happily with no end."
8580t3_9c5k7z,Fitbit is a Tamagotchi or Giga Pet but you’re the pet
8581t3_9c5ju0,Calling an ant a pea brain is a high compliment...
8582t3_9c5joo,Schizophrenics car pooling with each other would not end well.....
8583t3_9c5iw5,if Patrick is the star whhy Spongebob is the main character
8584t3_9c5igc,The Little Mermaid is about a trans-species girl just trying to fit in.
8585t3_9c5i2z,Sonic the Hedghehog is an alien
8586t3_9c5hoc,Any face gets scarier the more you look at it
8587t3_9c5h80,"All DIY inventions came from the phrase: ""If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid"""
8588t3_9c5gq8,"You may not feel pain when dead, but your loved ones will."
8589t3_9c5gb8,An unfertilized egg is an animal's period.
8590t3_9c5g9j,You would ask for a Mars bar but you wouldn’t ask for a Dairy Milk bar or a Kitkat bar.
8591t3_9c5qvr,"There are two regions of Europe called Galicia. Unite these two regions into one and make them an independent country. One Galicia is in Spain, the other in Poland and Ukraine."
8592t3_9c5n9k,Let’s bring the crime rate down to negligible levels by sending all the niggers back to Africa!
8593t3_9c5moz,A suit made from many Nokia 3310 attached together. Wear it and enjoy your invincibility.
8594t3_9c5lsf,A tv show where the villain starts off being bad at being bad (like team rocket) and then eventually grows to be an actual terrifying villain through character development.
8595t3_9c5kp9,A Fitbit that tracks how fast you’re running and if you go below a certain speed it starts yelling at you.
8596t3_9c622p,"In addition to the “super like”, Tinder should have a “super dislike”, so once a day you can show someone how awful their profile is."
8597t3_9c621j,Let’s make America safe again by shipping the niggers back to Africa!
8598t3_9c6177,"State lottery commissions should spend all their profits on lottery tickets, eventually making infinite money!"
8599t3_9c68vu,All water is basically recycled dinosaur pee.
8600t3_9c68ti,Home ownership is like pregnancy. Every repair/project is unique. Anything to the contrary is a damn lie which we embrace anyway.
8601t3_9c687a,Rudolf has a red nose because his mother-deer had an affair with a clown.
8602t3_9c67gl,"Depending on your point of view, life can be..."
8603t3_9c67fm,"The sentence ""Never press CTRL + SHIFT + N at 3 AM"" is life advice, criticism of modern internet culture and a helpful tip for the Chrome Browser at the same time."
8604t3_9c67fc,No matter how expensive and/or fancy a hotel is the toilet papers always single ply
8605t3_9c66z0,Tears are just eye gravy.
8606t3_9c66f1,"As soon as we managed to make powerful and accurate bionic arms, a lot old people won't need help anymore"
8607t3_9c66bb,"In the year 3000, Busted will be seen as prophets"
8608t3_9c6613,Having a kid is a great excuse to do more kid stuff without fear of looking like an idiot or weirdo.
8609t3_9c660b,Men of the Victorian era must have felt just as deceived about that era's dresses in the same way current day men feel deceived about push up bras and heavy makeup
8610t3_9c65p5,Calling emergency 999 on a rotary phone takes longer than any other 3 digit combination.
8611t3_9c65fd,The eggplant was picked as the euphemism for a penis over a zucchini or cucumber because it plants eggs.
8612t3_9c656p,Atm becomes a much funnier acronym when you realize it also stands for Ass To Mouth.
8613t3_9c63zy,Salt is the most important rock in human history
8614t3_9c63y7,"After marriage, the desire for sex is partially overshadowed by the desire for sleep."
8615t3_9c63nr,The only part of your Shadow you can lick is your tounge
8616t3_9c62mk,Speeding is stressful because you are always looking out for cops and hoping one isn't hiding around the corner. That stress disappears if you drive the speed limit.
8617t3_9c61ts,Skate boarding is just snowboarding with no snow.
8618t3_9c61mc,"If when dinosaurs die their bodies turn into oil and other fossil fuels over millions of years, and plastic is made up of oil, plastic dinosaur toys are made of real dinosaurs."
8619t3_9c61hj,Panera bread may be good and all but all it's used for is for multilevel marketing or PYRAMID SCHEME meetings
8620t3_9c61gl,Oedipus is probably the most known mother@#* in history
8621t3_9c61bo,[NSFW] Gay porn of the other gender is the straightest thing you can watch since you won’t get off to your own gender’s genitalia.
8622t3_9c60q1,coco looks the same written in both uppercase and lowercase.
8623t3_9c6069,Cheerios are just Bagel Seeds
8624t3_9c67q6,A Bus With The acceleration Of A Sports Car Would Be Really Cool
8625t3_9c64cd,What if some billionaire were to start a pharmaceutical company and sell drugs at or reasonably above cost when their patents expire
8626t3_9c634q,"Require all weapons of war to be chipped with DRM, only unlock them by the UN after a mandate"
8627t3_9c6gul,Public trust fund idea
8628t3_9c6k8r,Trump: No ‘political necessity’ to keep Canada in NAFTA deal
8629t3_9c68za,Agents Tried to Flip Russian Oligarchs. The Fallout Spread to Trump.
8630t3_9c5jlc,Trump Targets Government's Top Organized-Crime Experts
8631t3_9c6y6n,A band where every year the name changes to something different and the different members rotate between choosing the name
8632t3_9c6xwm,Allow driver's to submit their car camera recordings to prosecute/fine other's for reckless driving. Part of the fine goes to the first/best recording for additional driver incentive.
8633t3_9c6uwv,Begin to change the stigma the western culture and religion have given to sex and mental illness by agreeing to be more open about it and talk about it with other people.
8634t3_9c6tru,"The username should be [deleted], rather than the comment."
8635t3_9c74ni,Building a monster computer with stacked AI acceleration so I can make decent art with it !
8636t3_9c7d6p,It must’ve freaked a lot of people out being asked if they wanted to eat a hot dog for the first time.
8637t3_9c7d5h,"If technologies like CRISPR/Cas9 and research in the area of human genomics advances to the point where we can reverse the aging process, the severity of a sentence of life in prison versus the death penalty may be reversed."
8638t3_9c7d24,"Handshakes are like sex. Both hope they are compatible, first times are awkward, and people who are experienced with each other have a great time"
8639t3_9c7d1n,"The strongest argument against evolution is that we can't maintain a conversation with people we find attractive, while we can talk openly for hours with people we feel no attraction to"
8640t3_9c7ctv,Country music is so hate-able its lovable
8641t3_9c7ctg,Winter is just menthol summer
8642t3_9c7civ,"When you cut a piece of paper with scissors, you are literally separating molecules from one another."
8643t3_9c7cd6,Pee is just processed water.
8644t3_9c7cb3,"Keanu Reeves is over 50. If he goes under 50, a bus will blow up."
8645t3_9c7c8r,You can tell if they're paid protesters because the person with the megaphone keeps having to ask what they want and when they want it.
8646t3_9c7c5m,"The dating scene for animals must be scary; depending on your species, a good night could end as a single parent of a big litter or being eaten alive by your mate"
8647t3_9c7c18,Post-It notes never get posted
8648t3_9c7bwv,"In the context of the entire universe, none of us is the least bit important, not even the most prominent people on Earth."
8649t3_9c7b6h,"Any time a person isn't born, a potentional personality or conciousnes is lost forever"
8650t3_9c79u5,We still don't know where we are in the universe.
8651t3_9c79fu,People complain about country music constantly talking about beer and women but rap is about drugs and women
8652t3_9c79fa,Over 1000 generations of housefly's go by in our lifetime
8653t3_9c79f0,Most people have a great talent for something without even knowing.
8654t3_9c7966,A person that does something dumb will be cute if you like them.
8655t3_9c78pp,The Flash probably does a vibrator impression when having sex.
8656t3_9c78nt,Dead people are immortal.
8657t3_9c77kg,The art of driving a car is to make sure it doesn't touch anything
8658t3_9c77f5,"Besides some plants, we, the human species, came from a nut too."
8659t3_9c779a,Dentists must feel very self-conscious when they brush their teeth
8660t3_9c76yj,You buy pet mammals to have a friend. You buy pet reptiles to play the Sims IRL.
8661t3_9c7jm9,Constipated people literally can not give a shit.
8662t3_9c7jhw,"When self driving semi trucks become more popular, kids will no longer have the joy of getting them to honk."
8663t3_9c7jf1,It is considered a bad thing to bring an un-vaccinated dog into public and you may even get in trouble for it but its perfectly OK to bring your un-vaccinated child anywhere.
8664t3_9c7jd2,Who look back to confirm Lot has turned to salt.
8665t3_9c7j9b,Thanos would have been a lot less effective if his view on balance was applied to his K/D ratio
8666t3_9c7isn,Any food is shit if you eat it more than 3 times within a week
8667t3_9c7i7s,The police see everyone either on their best behavior or their worst
8668t3_9c7hz8,Sneaking around a store at night during Halloween season must be really hard with those automatic spooky props going off
8669t3_9c7hql,It’s amazing that drinking 8 cups of water everyday seems impossible but drinking 4 shots and 3 drinks in 1 hour seems like a walk on the park
8670t3_9c7hi5,"People adopt dogs, train the dog behaviour out of them, and then get mad at them for acting like dogs."
8671t3_9c7hel,"Whenever a meteorite lands on the Earth, everyone gains weight."
8672t3_9c7gl6,Bees are the original Kamikaze pilots
8673t3_9c7gal,"For all other species, we are the pest that is everywhere and is out of control."
8674t3_9c7gak,People are ridiculed way worse for being bad at parkour than other sports even though people are still impressed at good parkour.
8675t3_9c7g9l,The people who complain most about Monopoly taking forever are the ones who insist on house rules like money on Free Parking and $400 on Go that are designed to make the game take longer...
8676t3_9c7g6q,"We evolved on another planet and established an interstellar civilization, only to lose a Great War against a coalition of other species millions of years ago and have our empire be dissolved. Then, the aliens cloned some of us and put us on Earth and declared radio silence with us."
8677t3_9c7g54,"Hundreds of years from now, Lil Pump will be regarded as a classical musician"
8678t3_9c7fsj,Midnight is technically morning
8679t3_9c7f64,Vampires probably don't get worried when they find blood in their stool.
8680t3_9c7f60,It's likely people will say things about you at your funeral they never told you in your entire life.
8681t3_9c7f5q,Stan Lee's cameos are setting him up as T.O.A.A
8682t3_9c7eez,The picture shown next to your casket on your funeral might have already been taken.
8683t3_9c7e81,"It is entirely possible that aliens have visited Earth before, but they just found no/primitive life forms."
8684t3_9c7e2r,"If the bell does not dismiss you, what’s the point of it."
8685t3_9c7dya,"Country music is so hate-able, it's lovable"
8686t3_9c7pvw,5150 tattoos are the ultimate in ironic
8687t3_9c7pn6,Parents with children born in the year 2000 will never forget their child’s age.
8688t3_9c7pme,Life would be so much better if work started 8 hours after the sun goes down
8689t3_9c7pc4,"People use literally to hyperbolize their statement all the time. But when microwaving popcorn, Popcorn Kernels literally explode with excitement."
8690t3_9c7ood,"There is not 10 times as many fingers, as there are people in the world."
8691t3_9c7ooc,a no sauce pizza is just an open quesadilla
8692t3_9c7on4,"Albacore has a great opportunity to not only be a type of fish, but also a Jessica Alba-inspired music subgenre."
8693t3_9c7ocb,Musical wordsmith sounds better than rapper
8694t3_9c7o96,Buying a chocolate bar to melt when cooking is the equivalent of buying ice to drink
8695t3_9c7o32,The few people that subscribe to website newsletters when prompted by pop ups are ruining it for the rest of us
8696t3_9c7nvk,Mischievous time travlers are causing the Mandela Effect. Changing little things just enough to make us think we are crazy.
8697t3_9c7new,The only reason “Sold” signs exist for real estate is for extended advertizing
8698t3_9c7n81,"Step-family porn is so popular at the moment, you have to wonder where all the adoptive-family porn is."
8699t3_9c7my6,"Intended as an insult, being mentioned on an Eminem distrack is now an honor and rite of passage for up-and-coming rappers."
8700t3_9c7mx4,"People say that smartphones are a bad influence, but 20 years ago, any horrible person could trash a nature reserve, abuse an animal, or harass, without any consequences. Thanks to smart phone cameras those people can finally get the punishment they deserve."
8701t3_9c7m70,Foresight is far more beneficial than hindsight.
8702t3_9c7m6v,There is a number of people that have only experienced grand theft auto vice city and san andreas with touch screen controls.
8703t3_9c7m43,The only feeling giving as much pleasure as putting fresh new socks is to remove them after a long day of labour
8704t3_9c7m3a,There are some people that either live or are lost in a garbage dump and we don't even know that.
8705t3_9c7m1z,Fertilization is basically our sperm playing Fortnite.
8706t3_9c7ld4,"Solar power is just nuclear power, but from really far away."
8707t3_9c7lbc,"At some point in your life, your parents put you down and never picked you up again."
8708t3_9c7kqn,Your actual birthday gets the least amount of fanfare compared to every birthday that follows
8709t3_9c7kn3,"Being a kid is not wanting to see your teacher in public, growing up is realising they didn't want to see you either"
8710t3_9c7kk2,Fridges probably eat all our good food without us realising it.
8711t3_9c7vp0,Turn crematoriums into power plants
8712t3_9c7t1d,Community Justice
8713t3_9c7rsl,"Gloves for your feet so that after you're done at the beach, you can put on socks without having sand on your feet."
8714t3_9c7n5a,"A amusement park that’s a valley full of creepy animatronics That just look a little off, It would be called the Uncanny Valley"
8715t3_9c7k1c,The government of every country should give its military a home and away uniform.
8716t3_9c7bxn,A movie theater with an reasonably priced all-you-can-eat buffet included in the price of admission. Also tray tables at every seat. But you can only refil you plate at intermission or after the movie...
8717t3_9c7agz,A Disney movie that follows an oppressed employee at Disney Land/World who is a performer portraying another Disney Princess.
8718t3_9c81cl,Men’s lives would be so much simpler if they were able to move their dick just like a tongue or elephant trunk
8719t3_9c81c2,Thanos just has really severe OCD
8720t3_9c81aj,The Academy Awards would be much more entertaining if the actors had to dress in-character for their nominated roles.
8721t3_9c819a,Pets never know when you're leaving for good and don't get to say their goodbye.
8722t3_9c8147,"Technically, what we perceive, as we perceive it, isn’t tasted or heard - it is made."
8723t3_9c811t,When parents tell their kids to wash their teeth it doesn't matter until they are five because they're going to get a whole new set.
8724t3_9c80y5,If you 'swallow' then you can be considered a cannibal
8725t3_9c80xn,There are so many commonly used TLAs that TLA itself is a commonly used TLA
8726t3_9c80ll,"When Marge leaves Homer in the Simpsons Movie, Homer’s actions from entering the house till falling on ice are very accurate representations of the emotions someone experiences during a real life breakup"
8727t3_9c80i0,Being a main character is the most overpowered superpower.
8728t3_9c807d,Being a grandparent is a chance to get to do all the things you wish you'd done with your children.
8729t3_9c7zcm,"When augmented reality becomes a social norm, life without it will be dull. People of the future might end up living most their lives in an augmented reality."
8730t3_9c7z9e,Cutting grass is like giving a portion of the Earth a haircut
8731t3_9c7z5j,You could be half way through your life and you wouldn’t even know it.
8732t3_9c7yxj,"A fire is like a child. Leave it unattended, and it might burn something down."
8733t3_9c7yrb,Singers who have people ghostwrite for them is like buying a painting off someone and setting it up in an art gallery and saying it’s your painting.
8734t3_9c7y99,"In an undead apocalypse, graveyards will become zombie farms."
8735t3_9c7xp4,Young people think adults don’t know how to use new technology when adults made the new technology.
8736t3_9c7xjz,"If you shot a bullet straight up and waited for it to fall back down on you, then you are very stupid"
8737t3_9c7xf8,Blackboards have been whitewashed by whiteboards in schools and workplaces.
8738t3_9c7wvb,People who fluently speak both spanish and english must get really annoyed at intercoms telling them everything twice.
8739t3_9c7wv8,First you wait for the ringing that tells you it's the end of class. Then you wait for the end of your day of work. Finally you wait for your own end. Life is just a waiting room.
8740t3_9c7wpj,"If there was ever an actual alien invasion, everyone would think it's fake unil it was too late."
8741t3_9c7wl9,Supreme could sell water bottles for $20 and people would still buy it
8742t3_9c7w8y,People with glasses find themselves more attractive without them because they turn from clark kent into Superman
8743t3_9c77es,From Criminal Convictions to Ethical Lapses: The Range of Misconduct in Trump’s Orbit
8744t3_9c74iv,Actually a photo befitting of this sub: Trump not tweeting for 7 straight hours during the DAY.
8745t3_9c718i,"Toronto Star published off-the-record comments Trump made to Bloomberg about NAFTA. In response, Trump is upping his attack on the media. The catch: Toronto Star denies Bloomberg was their source. Other possible leakers include: Sarah Sanders, Dan Scavino. And Trump."
8746t3_9c6wj7,Redhats raising the banner of fascism
8747t3_9c89k3,"Trump is tweet quoting Jesse Watters (while misspelling his last name,) most famous for his racist China Town news segment"
8748t3_9c8868,Obama Photographer Mocks Photo-Blocking Trump Volunteer With Extreme Close-Up
8749t3_9c8lai,Cancel K-12 schools and let kids learn on their own or with friends using computers and the Internet.
8750t3_9c8da8,Start a sub called /r/normalpeoplefacebook. Fill it with posts from people who believe in the importance of vaccines.
8751t3_9c81hr,"They add Waluigi to Smash Bros Ultimate, but since his home series is Mario tennis he has an entirely tennis-based move-set"
8752t3_9c95bq,A new Doritos flavor: MACHO CHEESE. It’s like regular Doritos but with steroids and HGH laced into the chips
8753t3_9c9368,They should give everyone on r/howtonotgiveafuck moderator
8754t3_9c8wqr,"Understanding Trump vs. Bruce Ohr: Think Russia’s top crime boss, Semion Mogilevich"
8755t3_9c8v27,Remember when WikiLeaks did everything in their power to get Trump elected? Trumpgrets.
8756t3_9c9cuh,"Get rid of the lottery as it is, change to a yearly lottery that instead of a number being rolled a state is chosen and all money is split between all residents 18 and over."
8757t3_9c9bwn,NASCAR should have an additional trophy given to the pit crew with the shortest pit stop time.
8758t3_9c9bcu,Neapolitan Oreos.
8759t3_9c9b6l,Nappy Like (Restaurant idea)
8760t3_9c96se,"Every single kindergarten class should have 2 teachers - 1 male, 1 female"
8761t3_9ca1xn,The Rock is basically the Hannibal Lecter to other rocks because of his profession in cooking and it's ties with salt.
8762t3_9ca1pm,The first person to discover laxatives must have been relieved to find out it wasn’t permanent
8763t3_9ca1hw,With the age of facial recognition comes an increasingly harder problem for immortal people.
8764t3_9ca1ha,Barbers and gardeners have the same job: to shape up something that keep growing into something cool / beautiful
8765t3_9ca19q,"If everyone alive today agreed not to have sex with anyone born tomorrow onward, we could end all STDs/STIs with our generation"
8766t3_9ca0z9,It isn’t appreciated enough that most (if not all) languages write numbers in the same way.
8767t3_9ca0xw,Ex-Lax PM would be a terrible product.
8768t3_9ca0oz,"If Benjamin Button disease was real and common, no one would be safe from having their IDs checked when buying alcohol"
8769t3_9ca0kr,Bullets are just small-sized unmanned kamikaze rockets
8770t3_9ca04p,In a few thousand years archaeologists will be digging fossils of our relics embedded in the cement footpaths
8771t3_9ca01k,"In a competition between three people, two winners is way more fuc dup than two losers."
8772t3_9c9zzl,"A symptom of autism is someone who is ""unaware of others' emotions"", so anyone who can't immediate tell that Arianna Grande was extremely uncomfortable may very well be autistic."
8773t3_9c9zsw,Nothing in life is constant except for change--
8774t3_9c9zdn,"Not all natural born children are wanted, but all adopted children are chosen."
8775t3_9c9z2x,"It would suck to finally have contact with a spirt through a ouija board, and it was illiterate."
8776t3_9c9z25,All pilots do is stare out the window while they work.
8777t3_9c9yne,Bees are just small backwards hummingbirds
8778t3_9c9ylx,"When you’re in a relationship, you trust your S/O more than the rest of your friends and family, and give them the most access to you. When you break up, they immediately drop to the bottom of the list."
8779t3_9c9yc9,"If The Deer Hunter was remade today, they would all shoot the animal with machine guns."
8780t3_9c9xyu,School is the only service where the customer demands less
8781t3_9c9xpl,The 1% bacteria that survive after a handwash is the same simulation of 1% most powerful people who would survive a world apocalypse.
8782t3_9c9xm5,Employment is just leasing yourself out as a slave.
8783t3_9c9x4i,"We’ve become highly evolved as a species to become evolution itself and started to evolve technology. Evolution is a cycle, in the future technology will evolve other beings."
8784t3_9c9x2v,Enjoying podcasts for the feeling of being in a conversation with friends is either the cause or solution to some form of social disorder.
8785t3_9c9x1w,There are zero chicks in DMX ruff rider video
8786t3_9ca4r4,Create a television series that has various rappers come on the show to battle rap Eminem every week.
8787t3_9c9vam,"In order to get people to take surveys, go to a busy public place, put up a sign that says ""Free WiFi"" and when they connect, they have to fill out the surveys before the WiFi works for them."
8788t3_9c9pg4,"Instead of the singer, the writer of the song should be in the title"
8789t3_9c9hts,Deathrow Tull: a death metal Jethro Tull cover band.
8790t3_9caf56,A Facebook feed that arrives by order of time.
8791t3_9cad91,Let's make a genetic crossbreed of mosquitoes and wasps and release it in Australia to see how it would fare against all the other murderous creatures there.
8792t3_9caiwt,#gropethegropers
8793t3_9capo0,"Release a mini tv series as movie sequels, with each episode just a few months apart."
8794t3_9casxv,Microsoft and Sony Present: The Nintendo PlayBox Unity
8795t3_9cb19q,"If people are selling you betting advice, they’re probably no good at betting."
8796t3_9cb0tl,Getting a dog is like signing a contract to get really really sad in 15-20 years time.
8797t3_9cb0p9,There are 10 types of people: Those who know Binary and those who don't.
8798t3_9cb0l4,Someone might know if we are closer to WW3 than WW2.
8799t3_9cb0ev,Placebos and diet soda
8800t3_9cb07y,"Life, uh, is to Jeff Goldblum, what music is to a jazz musician."
8801t3_9caza3,Farts are like sex - both can smell very unpleasant but feel sooo good.
8802t3_9caypk,Dementors are just boneless ring wraiths...
8803t3_9cayek,We nullify the cleaning we did while washing our hands when we touch the doorknob of a public restroom door to leave.
8804t3_9cay9d,some ppl somehow summons somebody sometimes somewhere with something
8805t3_9caxxv,"A lot of the older generation hate and complain about video games, but they're the same people who buy lottery tickets."
8806t3_9cawzi,Dancing is just some fancy full-body sign language.
8807t3_9cawu4,When you look at your eye in the mirror you’re looking at it with your other eye.
8808t3_9cawfo,"If you are know all the material but have bad grades, you didn't fail, the system failed you."
8809t3_9cavek,"It's conceited to think that you're smarter than the average person, but naive to assume that the average person is as smart as you are."
8810t3_9cav8m,Imitation is the highest form of flattery but the lowest form of mockery
8811t3_9cav0y,"We consider ancient Egyptians and modern Japanese technologically advanced, both of whom have obsessions with cats"
8812t3_9cauxo,This post is definitely not trending
8813t3_9caul2,If Arya wore Jaimie’s face to kill Cersei then she’d technically fulfill the little brother prophecy and get revenge for Bran at the same time
8814t3_9catuc,Life is just a quest to collect as much dopamine and serotonin as possible.
8815t3_9catom,More people defend Michael Jackson then Chris Benoit
8816t3_9cato0,"""You can run but you cannot hide"" couldn't be any more inverted, as we can hide but we can't keep running."
8817t3_9catic,Giving a homeless person a listening ear is often better than money
8818t3_9cat2a,"If Bill Gates sucked a dick for 50$ each, he would have to suck 1,914,000,000 dicks to get up to his current net worth."
8819t3_9cat14,"If humans could control their heartbeat like their breathing, it would make many things more interesting"
8820t3_9cb4wr,If someone wipes your mind you would never know
8821t3_9cb4sd,"There are girls in this world that say ""Happy Fathers Day"" to their boyfriends on Fathers Day"
8822t3_9cb4ji,"If you get infected by two different mutations of the cold virus at the same time, then you have a double cold."
8823t3_9cb49u,"A flat earth will make space traveling so much easier. Get in a ship, hop over the edge and off you go."
8824t3_9cb3wv,"You can turn a light off and on, but you can only shut a light off, not on."
8825t3_9cb3oe,we are stopping evolution by preserving the endangered
8826t3_9cb390,Heart disease is something you can literally run away from.
8827t3_9cb36h,"If you point the imaginary wand and say Avada Kedavra, it probably points toward someone who just died. (If you go around the globe.)"
8828t3_9cb2pt,"AIDS has one of the highest kill participations in the world, of any infection, but doesn't have any kills itself. Truly the king of assists."
8829t3_9cb89g,This Day in Trump History: The Department of Justice says it has no records to support Trump's claim that former President Barack Obama ordered wiretaps of Trump Tower.
8830t3_9cbb1h,"No Scam Too Small, Ep. 1: Trump crashed a charity event, hadn't given anything at all, but got up on the podium and took a seat that belonged to a major supporter. It was a ribbon-cutting ceremony for a new nursery school serving children with AIDS."
8831t3_9cbh7t,A model of space would be the same size as the real version of space
8832t3_9cbh0x,People are fine with dildos but the moment someone puts glass in their ass everyone shuns them
8833t3_9cbgr7,Chickens don't breastfeed their young but their breast does feed us.
8834t3_9cbgik,You are famous when people say that someone looks like you
8835t3_9cbgga,It's entirely possibly for someone to go their entire life without once properly washing their bellybutton.
8836t3_9cbgdn,The number of people born the 1st of January must be staggering on all websites that requires you to enter your birthdate as age verification.
8837t3_9cbfex,Alarms would be a lot more effective if they sounded like an insect flying close to your ear
8838t3_9cbejf,Cows are just big dogs
8839t3_9cbee8,"If you had to explain Super Dave Osborne to someone too young to remember him, you would probably have to start by explaining Evel Knievel and they'd think your childhood was nonsense."
8840t3_9cbebk,"If you raise a kitten in rooms made entirely of cat toys, then nothing is a cat toy."
8841t3_9cbe8y,Making everyone happy is impossible. On the other hand making everyone mad is not an hard challenge.
8842t3_9cbc96,Even the people who justify their own shitty behavior with ”it’s biology!” will have a complaint when you bite them in the face and shit on their lawn because your natural urges compelled you.
8843t3_9cbbsi,Big bogies are like nose-pearls
8844t3_9cbbnz,The vagina is basically a human vending machine
8845t3_9cbbl3,"They say that you’ll attract more flies with honey than with vinegar, but you’d attract more flies with shit than with honey."
8846t3_9cbbgu,It would be a good idea for AI researchers to program robots of the future with the idea that they could shut down or crash at any time if they didn't follow certain rules.
8847t3_9cbbf6,People who comment r/subsyoufellfor have fallen for it themselves.
8848t3_9cbav4,Guacamole is a fruit salad
8849t3_9cba55,"Young Internet users are being passively trained to look at the red circle with the arrow pointing at it, weakening visual search skills and peripheral vision. We're going to have a generation of people who are incredibly bad at Where's Wally (Waldo)."
8850t3_9cb9mo,"Technically, anyone that works in an office is an officer."
8851t3_9cb9j3,"Depression is the most common mental illness, yet it somehow convinces everyone that they’re completely alone."
8852t3_9cb91f,"In Public Transports, Blasting your music is the adult equivalent of crying really loud as a baby"
8853t3_9cb91a,Age in our life is just like Exp bar in a game.
8854t3_9cb8yd,Women will never experience “a room full of guys” and vice versa
8855t3_9cb8h0,VRchat is just an in development version of the oasis from ready player one
8856t3_9cblqx,"3 wheel cycles are either 3/4 of a car or 1 1/2 of a motorcycle. No matter what, one more wheel, makes them both complete."
8857t3_9cbllq,A single bisexual would be double the loser a straight single is.
8858t3_9cbl0c,Rains is simply cloud's pee.
8859t3_9cbkyw,When you lift weights at the gym you are basically playing tug-of-war against the planet
8860t3_9cbkqn,Somebody willingly voicing Scrappy Doo is an example of just how little voice acting pays.
8861t3_9cbkfh,"Eminem is the John Wick of rap: he was at the top of the rap game, he got disrespected, he came back and fucked shit up big time."
8862t3_9cbjyf,It’s impossible to experience the dynamic of being in a room full of the opposite sex since you’d always be the outlier
8863t3_9cbjp4,"Somebody's playing ""Roy"" and we are the NPCs"
8864t3_9cbirl,Earrape is just deep-fried noise.
8865t3_9cbihj,Just a reminder to do that thing your mum told you to do before she gets home
8866t3_9cbhz5,Breakfast Cereal is basically pet food kibble for humans.
8867t3_9cbhyn,Diagnosing yourself using the Internet is like playing the lottery and choosing someone else's numbers while hoping to win
8868t3_9cbhuz,"Gas stations with pumps that don't accept credit cards must be delaying upgrading so more customers can enter the store portion of the station, making impulse purchases."
8869t3_9cbhb4,"Some day there will be therapists specialised in undoing all the terrible stuff we've seen, read and internalised from the internet"
8870t3_9cbdg8,"This Day in Trump History: Trump lied that Obama ordered wiretaps of Trump Tower. So next he forced the Department of Justice to waste resources on an investigation. No surprise, DoJ announced it has no records to support Trump's claim. The scary part: Trump thinks DoJ will lie for him."
8871t3_9cbv5k,One super long shrimp that you can purchase by the foot called Shrim'
8872t3_9cbcz7,Super powered dogs comic book / show
8873t3_9cb2jl,Cinema halls with toilets inside the hall.
8874t3_9caybx,We need a NSWE tag: Not Safe When Eating.
8875t3_9cbvk1,want to reduce the use of plastic bags U.K? Instead of raising the price of a plastic bag to 10p throw it up to £1. 5 bags for 50p? 5 bags for £5.
8876t3_9cc5rb,Want to grow up fast and get to 50s and realize what an idiotic and jerky 20s have been so far
8877t3_9cc58e,Tecnically we are 9 months older than we think.
8878t3_9cc4wz,"After the first person is born on another planet we will all have to add ""Planet of Birth"" to our passports."
8879t3_9cc4vz,Spiders have fur so spiderman is a furry
8880t3_9cc4g7,It must've been super awkward when the first person that discovered fire tried to cook with it.
8881t3_9cc4ex,Soups are just submerged entrees.
8882t3_9cc49y,"When your eyesight gets worse, it’s just turning down life’s graphic settings."
8883t3_9cc44g,"Dead people get more flowers than living people, because regret is stronger than gratitude"
8884t3_9cc3wz,Two reasons we fail at friendships - Expecting too much and Expecting nothing.
8885t3_9cc3qz,"The question ‘if you are so drunk that you forgot what happened, did you really have fun?’ is a modern day version of ‘if a tree fell in a forest with no one around, did it really make s sound?’"
8886t3_9cc3o1,It is scary when you think about how many hairs you have eaten without your knowledge
8887t3_9cc3ee,We might all be dead and gone before Kidz Bop is.
8888t3_9cc2jp,There is literally no way of knowing if your friends are simulations.
8889t3_9cc20e,Crabs are just spider fish.
8890t3_9cc1yl,If lightning would strike without notice or any signs of bad weather the world would be much more terrifying.
8891t3_9cc1t9,If you remove driving from the equation. The number of bugs you’ve killed in the first 10 years of your life far exceeds the number you killed from 11-when you die.
8892t3_9cc1go,"When the ouija board was invented, most ghosts were probably skeptical that there is a way to communicate with the living"
8893t3_9cc1do,Your salary is essentially your yearly price of purchase.
8894t3_9cc0sn,"In the future we're probably going to have gender reveal parties when children are teens, not before they're born."
8895t3_9cc0dw,"We text LOL or ROFL all the time, but rarely are we ever laughing out loud"
8896t3_9cc001,There are parts of most people’s bodies that have never been in the sunlight ever.
8897t3_9cbzn8,If a cat is a bird then today is Friday.
8898t3_9cbzkq,"We make fun of cats, but if humans, dogs, and cats were suddenly left out in the woods to fend for ourselves, probably only cats would survive."
8899t3_9cbzdm,Those who prefer vegetables in noodles are special kind of diet conscious people.
8900t3_9cbynr,Sand is just raw glass.
8901t3_9ccb7j,"A future where it's possible to download 'muscle memory packs'. Want to play football like Messi? No problem, hook up to a machine for half hour and his years of hard work and dedication are yours. Want to learn how to fight, who needs pesky classes? Become a martial artist in a matter of minutes!"
8902t3_9cc5ju,Cars where all the seats are toilets! (with septic tanks in the underneath of the car like an RV.)
8903t3_9cc2rw,"Let’s all vote for trump in 2020, so the other candidate will win the presidency!"
8904t3_9cc1ph,"Prisoners should get tied to the fronts and backs of some cars. Other drivers will freak out and wonder what's going on and give you space, and you also have free extra bumper bars if necessary"
8905t3_9ccdqz,President Trump's Description of What's 'Fake' Is Expanding
8906t3_9cc6qu,"Trump tweets out his list of ""good"" blacks"
8907t3_9cbqsh,"""It's not a crime, but also it's a crime committed by Hillary."" Gotta love the classics."
8908t3_9ccnev,"""Reply if you did not receive this mail"" is the electronic analogue of ""Are you sleeping?"""
8909t3_9ccnc6,"For each day we spend loving our dogs, it's a week of their life they were loved."
8910t3_9ccn9p,It‘s so hard to wash a wok in a sink to the point where it‘s almost easier to wash a sink in a wok
8911t3_9ccn6o,"If some people are having kids because their bodies are able to negate the effects of birth control, and the remaining amount using birth control aren't having kids, then eventually humans will evolve to the point that birth control becomes obsolete"
8912t3_9ccmz3,"Even though heavy metal groups try to be cool, they are really just a combination of band geeks and poetry nerds."
8913t3_9cclkl,“Savage” is the “epic” of this generation.
8914t3_9cclhw,"The next time you walk into a spiderweb, know that, had you been an insect, that web would uave done it's job exactly as intended."
8915t3_9cclgr,Airlines could load the rear passengers first with more efficiency
8916t3_9ccl4c,If you put socks on a horse it'd have to wear them over it's shoes.
8917t3_9cckx4,You will never know you died
8918t3_9cckup,Almond butter is the only product where empty space in the container is a selling point.
8919t3_9ccktt,"Before cars became popularized, a human traveling over 75 MPH was probably going to die."
8920t3_9ccknt,It's a good thing sound quality doesn't go down like video quality when the wifi connection gets weaker.
8921t3_9cck0q,A passport with many visas can be both more powerful and less powerful than a passport with few visas
8922t3_9ccjp9,There may actually be hot sexy singles in your area.
8923t3_9ccjjb,The random rich uncles people hope to inherit from are only rich because they didn’t have kids like us sucking their money dry.
8924t3_9ccj9l,"If it's an overcast day and you go swimming, you're the human meat in a big water sandwich."
8925t3_9ccj9g,"After you finish a page on a book, that is probably the last time you will touch that page."
8926t3_9ccj96,"In ""Shaun of the Dead"", Ed was the only one to have thrown any records at the zombies"
8927t3_9ccj59,The drop down menu for age takes longer to scroll down with each year.
8928t3_9ccitx,You can never see a true reflection of yourself wearing sunglasses because you'll always look darker than you really are.
8929t3_9ccisq,"If you are one in a million, then there are 3589 of you on the internet..."
8930t3_9ccinu,Alcoholism would be much more prevalent if it weren’t for hangovers
8931t3_9ccihj,"From what we know about Superman and the source of his power, he basically is the product of photosynthesis."
8932t3_9ccifd,A locked phone screens serves as a better mirror than the front camera.
8933t3_9cd2fn,Any juice we drink is just good flavoured water.
8934t3_9cd205,A jar of sauce or spread on the fridge seems so much less appealing when it's near empty.
8935t3_9cd1ze,Gift cards are a corporate coup attempt against sovereign currencies.
8936t3_9cd1xi,How were we ever able to get along when software was only updated every year or two
8937t3_9cd1cn,Charades must be really easy for people who know sign language
8938t3_9cd0ok,It's okay to go raw in pregnat women because they won't get pregnant
8939t3_9cd0o4,People think fast food places use horse meat in their food to cut costs yet a horse is much more expensive then a cow making no sense or profit gain
8940t3_9cczd8,"The Greatest true story ever told, likely hasn't even been lived out yet."
8941t3_9cczat,"During the entirety of your lifespan, you are both living and dying."
8942t3_9ccyg9,"The ""e"" in maybe could be silent and we would never know."
8943t3_9ccyf5,"Every time you smile, somebody dies"
8944t3_9ccxx4,It’s crazy knowing that some really fucked up atrocities happened in the last 100 years
8945t3_9ccxu1,"When you drive forward in a car the lines on the road go backwards, and when you drive backwards they go forward."
8946t3_9ccxtb,Sweat dreams are the exact opposite of sweet dreams.
8947t3_9ccxpv,"A healthy tooth is an asset you might have to pay to keep, an infected tooth is a liability you might have to pay to get rid of."
8948t3_9ccxmu,"The parents in Monsters Inc. probably just assume their kids are having nightmares when they tell them there's a monster in the closet, but question their childs sanity when they say the monster was doing stand up"
8949t3_9ccwje,Spandex is just expand with the syllables said backwards
8950t3_9ccwgg,"If sentient robots with rights were a thing back in the 80s, game companies wouldn't be able to copout by claiming the people you kill are actually robots."
8951t3_9ccwd5,"As a parent, you buy all the foods you can't wait to eat only to have someone else eat it before you have time to get to it."
8952t3_9ccw3h,If there was ever a zombie like apocalypse people in places such as the uk with little to no gun stores would be screwed
8953t3_9ccv5n,Waffles are a baked good
8954t3_9ccuwa,"There are biology teachers that explain the importance of lungs, yet they smoke 3 ciggy packs a day"
8955t3_9ccupm,"If you completely numb your leg(s) then walk, you could essentially recreate how it feels to walk having a prosthetic leg."
8956t3_9ccuk5,"Whenever you make a joke and people laugh, you are the funniest person in existence until somebody else makes a funny joke shortly after."
8957t3_9ccuax,They don‘t make bigger coffee mugs cause the mug would get too heavy
8958t3_9cd7m0,"Did Trump perform great, good, or okay? Survey from official website."
8959t3_9cdgr8,More people stick up for pit bulls than our own veterans
8960t3_9cdggw,Depression is an illness that eats you from the inside out.
8961t3_9cdgg8,Despacito is slowly turning into the Darude Sandstorm of our time
8962t3_9cdg12,Whiskey glasses are strangely large compared to the amount you put in them.
8963t3_9cdfj2,Maybe boogers have a specific smell but we're all just desensitized to it.
8964t3_9cdf3x,Dark humor is like food: not everyone gets it.
8965t3_9cdeyg,"If people didn't break eye contact periodically throughout a conversation, every conversation would be creepy as hell."
8966t3_9cdegx,All car dealerships are owned by men
8967t3_9cdeg8,"The player's character movement people and the npc movement need to sort out the movement speeds of either one, for those escort missions."
8968t3_9cde94,When a woman is due to give birth to a boy there's technically a penis inside her
8969t3_9cde7t,"In the 'Cars' world, driving on the road and seeing car parts on the side of the road is comparable to seeing body parts on the sidewalk."
8970t3_9cde1o,Pigeons don't judge each other by their feathers.
8971t3_9cde0k,The saying “Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.”Encourages people with the time to do the crime
8972t3_9cdd9q,Socks are like foot condoms. They protect against harmful germs and diseases similar to the way condoms protect you from STD's.
8973t3_9cdcqe,That kid cutting your grass is technically a lawn mower.
8974t3_9cdc1w,The reason for having an account on a dating app is to not have an account on a dating app.
8975t3_9cdbwm,"If you read a book in your head, then you are technically a mind reader"
8976t3_9cdbpb,Friction is what makes sex both great but also terrible
8977t3_9cdbli,Any sport that involves a coach is basically a Pokémon battle with humans
8978t3_9cdbgv,Nature isn't fair. Some animals aren't meant to prosper. Sometimes those animals are human.
8979t3_9cdb2r,It is fascinating that the people fascinated by zombies think they are not going to be the zombies.
8980t3_9cdb1c,Trees are a great example of what “Alien life forms” would actually look like
8981t3_9cdau6,Aliens are asking “are we alone?”
8982t3_9cdatf,"Once you have downvotes, you tend to stay in downvotes. This shows how prevalent follower/mob mentality is"
8983t3_9cdasm,It’s always super Mario brothers and never super Luigi brothers.
8984t3_9cdo6d,TL;DR’s at the bottom of every Terms and Conditions
8985t3_9cdnnz,Patrol cars with battering rams that only use the passing lane of a highway and “remove” drivers who aren’t keeping up with traffic
8986t3_9cdihf,Spread some fake science news around the clickbait sites claiming that plants have consciousness and feel pain. Watch the vegans starve to death.
8987t3_9cdb6z,People from HighQualityGifs and NSFW_Gifs should get together and make magic
8988t3_9ccmaq,Buy a desk from Ikea that comes with shelving that is optional in nature. Put up the extra shelves you are not going to use for adoption so people can grow their own desks.
8989t3_9cch7w,A landscaping business that employs abused gay people called “home mow”
8990t3_9cdom0,"Texas deserves better: Ted Cruz Loses Last Scrap of Dignity, Writes Time Tribute to His Bully, Donald Trump."
8991t3_9cddha,"Sam Patten Guilty Plea. Collusion, Inauguration Corruption; Cambridge Analytica; Money-laundering with Cypriot Bank etc etc etc.. on and on"
8992t3_9cdy1r,"Ohio, NJ and California Pension Funds Invested $885 Million in Hedge Fund That Controls National Enquirer Parent. If AMI/Pecker goes down, so does retirement fund of millions of workers."
8993t3_9ce574,If there is a Flat Earth society then there should be a Round Asgard Society
8994t3_9ce1ut,"GTA / Forza stlye video game, but the map is Google Earth"
8995t3_9cdyyp,That other survey idea isn't going far enough! Demand mandatory surveys before all government and business transactions. Make survey answers the new world currency! Do it by 2021.
8996t3_9cefp8,Hgtv should have an October special of House Hunters with homebuyers who want to purchase haunted homes.
8997t3_9cebm5,"Instead of getting JUST permanent raises, business should also give temporary raises based on performance"
8998t3_9cen90,If everybody stop having sex then there will be no problems anymore.
8999t3_9cen0f,Songs longer than 10 minutes are the music equivalent of 3 hour long movies.
9000t3_9cemxh,"Talking about your depression with someone who cares about you helps, but talking to someone who cares about you AND has struggled with depression themselves is even more helpful."
9001t3_9cemld,True or False: Your opinion only matters to yourself.
9002t3_9cem52,Star Trek is just Dungeons and Dragons in space.
9003t3_9celos,"If biology is observing chemical processes(life), which are governed by the laws of physics, which can be explained by math. Then biology is an extension of Chemistry, which is an extension of Physics, which is an extension of Math. Math is everything."
9004t3_9celjs,"When a father sees their daughter look beautiful and they say ""You look just like your mother"". They're indirectly saying they're attracted to their own daughter"
9005t3_9celck,"Play-doh was aware that they were a forbidden snack before forbidden snacks were a thing (""Fun to play with, not to eat"")"
9006t3_9cekwj,We skip questions on tests like we're gonna be a different person when we come back to them.
9007t3_9cekvn,"So “heaven,” your reward for going to church your whole life, is a basically an eternity of church."
9008t3_9ceko5,Soda fountains are the soft drink equivalent of draft beer.
9009t3_9ceka3,Superman could be a pilot that easily handles G pressure
9010t3_9cek1c,When you have 2 birthmarks like an inch apart from each other you can slightly pinch your skin just below them and it’ll look like an elephant.
9011t3_9cejip,Nostalgia is what's ruining everything.
9012t3_9cejge,"Sorting by ""New"" and ""Hot"" delivers very similar results in r/all"
9013t3_9cejbn,‘Apart’ and ‘a part’ are the complete opposite of each other.
9014t3_9cej0v,"Either men who wear kils have some special technique on how to hide unwanted boners, or they don't. Either option is equally frightening."
9015t3_9ceixv,"In the past, somewhere, someone had to experiment taking sh*t in a different, each time, toilet bowl until he could find the right size we have today."
9016t3_9ceicf,The only real documented alien invasion occurred when humans landed on the moon
9017t3_9cehyx,Musicians use the term jam
9018t3_9cehvm,Tater Tots are basically potato nuggets.
9019t3_9cehey,"Most people react to unexpected insects with symptoms of fear like they’re 100x their actual size, when we are usually at least 100x the size of the insect from their perspective—and it’s like they can’t be bothered when they see us."
9020t3_9ceh74,A test isn't about how well you can currently do. It's about finding out where you're weak and learning from it so you'll do better in the future.
9021t3_9cegpo,"At some point in the future, some child will think Kamikaze pilots were named after Eminem's Album"
9022t3_9cegh7,"Smartphone notifications were originally meant to bring our attention to important information whenever needed, without us having to search through all the bullshit. At this point, a lot of us could use like another layer of notifications, which would filter out the redundant ones."
9023t3_9cepdy,"There should be a heterosexual equivalent of the phrase ""No Homo"" that you can say when talking to someone of the opposite sex to show that what you just said does not have any sexual intent behind it."
9024t3_9centx,"Let’s make America great again by getting rid of spics, kikes, and niggers!"
9025t3_9cenn3,Any attack ads against Ted Cruz should just be clips of Donald Trump saying mean things about him.
9026t3_9cehce,"Get together 11K people, have all of them get Tuvaluan citizenship, elect me as leader, and then we start screwing it up in every possible way"
9027t3_9cegzn,We can store data to our phone charger while charging
9028t3_9cf0uc,"Big dudes do weird stuff at the gym. That’s ok because they’re jacked, you’re not."
9029t3_9cf0gb,Japan is trying to keep the world waiting so they can demonstrate their plan to take over the world
9030t3_9cezsl,Black holes are the ultimate hard drive.
9031t3_9cezlf,A lot of us are impatient about brushing our teeth just for 2 mins.
9032t3_9cezl4,“patent pending” is just the professional version of calling dibs
9033t3_9cezj9,Infinite scroll is based on the exploitation of human greed.
9034t3_9ceze2,It's a lot easier to get angry at a bot then a mod.
9035t3_9cez6c,You probably saw a person today who you will never see again
9036t3_9cez25,Solar panels on sunflowers would be great.
9037t3_9ceywa,Any sufficiently old sitcom is about a bunch of people doing funny things and being praised by the dead
9038t3_9ceyte,"More people in office jobs get Labor Day off than manual laborers and minimum wage jobs, jobs that do actual labor"
9039t3_9ceyoa,Those signs that say “advertise here” or “advertise your business here” are an advertisement in itself
9040t3_9ceyjb,"If a performer ever forgets a lyric while preforming live, they can just point the mic at the crowd and they’ll give them the lyric"
9041t3_9ceyhc,"Every morgue scene in every movie, someone is eating a sandwich."
9042t3_9ceydy,"Rap is just a modern monologue, therefore, some Shakespearean actors were rappers"
9043t3_9cexwc,"People seek association with fame way more than we care about fame's purpose or origin. So, everybody wants to know Howie Mandell, for instance. But nobody wonders why we Mandell."
9044t3_9cexvp,Car commercials are all just slightly different variations of the same 10 'templates'
9045t3_9cexv9,We live in an age where the Next Big Thing is that everyone is trying to sell its course about the Next Big Thing.
9046t3_9cextq,Eating contests are just irl speed runs.
9047t3_9cexsy,"Trending is the result of proper education, trying to be trendy is the result of not having a proper education"
9048t3_9cexdm,The only people who don't have off on Labor Day are Labor workers.
9049t3_9cex8t,Fact: the guy who first came up with the high-five was left hanging.
9050t3_9cewsc,You know you’ve grown up when you can get up from the side of the pool without looking like a beached whale.
9051t3_9cewn5,Instead of saying make like a tree and leave it might be better to say make like a tree and branch out.
9052t3_9cevst,People who don't believe in life after death will never get the satisfaction of being right.
9053t3_9cf88l,"The ""What's worse than a rapist""-vine is basically ""Monsters, Inc."""
9054t3_9cf7mc,Minecraft themed Lego sets have brought everything full circle.
9055t3_9cf7j5,It's odd that when you mind your business and out of no where you bring up a memory forgotten about a weird thing you've done.
9056t3_9cf795,"Eating a warhead is the opposite of being in an abusive relationship. It's bad, then gets progressively better."
9057t3_9cf6z2,"September 2, 1959 was exactly 59 years ago."
9058t3_9cf6qx,Thanos would be a big supporter of the Purge
9059t3_9cf6lk,"Clown shoes contain far less than the packaging suggest, clown cars contain far more."
9060t3_9cf6if,Password is a good password because people don't think your dumb enough to put Password as your password
9061t3_9cf690,Money is useless when you don't have a home. A home is useless when you're without money.
9062t3_9cf66k,"Oxygen is a drug that boosts our bodies but when we are teenagers, we use up too much of our bodies natural strength due to unhealthy oxygen levels."
9063t3_9cf5ya,You're basically eating a T-Rex whenever you eat chicken
9064t3_9cf5wa,"""Middle Initial"" is an oxymoron."
9065t3_9cf5nh,"Sometime in the future, all humans will speak the same language, which might have last happened only before spoken language was invented."
9066t3_9cf5l7,Pixar has never explained to us why Dory is able to read
9067t3_9cf52u,The first Terminator (from 1984) seems more vulnerable than today's modern action heroes
9068t3_9cf4td,Any sound you make with your mouth is technically a human sound.
9069t3_9cf4ja,You know you’re getting old when all your favorite pornstars retire.
9070t3_9cf3hh,Spirit Halloween Stores are the seasonal squatters of the retail industry
9071t3_9cf379,The most inconsistent thing about a man is the direction his pee goes.
9072t3_9cf34a,The world in Pixar’s cars has to suffer from a severe Greenhouse Effect.
9073t3_9cf2yg,There could be an infinite number of alternate realities taking place shaped by every possible series of events. The one you are experiencing is unique to you.
9074t3_9cf2pl,"If an entire generation of people actively decided to adopt instead of conceive children, the overpopulation problem would drastically decrease"
9075t3_9cf2ok,"Angler Fish use light to attract prey, it’s said people see a light right before they die..."
9076t3_9cf2gf,There are more questions than answers
9077t3_9cf258,"Glasses, hearing aid, crutches and any device aimed to aid a person goes against natural selection"
9078t3_9cexzg,Wife of Former N.R.A. President Tapped Accused Russian Agent in Pursuit of Jet Fuel Payday
9079t3_9cen93,7 scathing cartoons about Trump's petty response to John McCain's death
9080t3_9cel2d,When your hero is a shit stain the very concept of clean laundry becomes an anathema.
9081t3_9cedfs,r/de users show how mods on r/conservative enjoy limiting free speech in order to keep their Trumpist Nazi propaganda safe from facts
9082t3_9ce3xo,"Trump issues 4-word reply after criticism at McCain, Franklin funerals — “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”"
9083t3_9cflrl,"If Joe Rogan became a Buddhist monk, he wouldn’t have to worry about giving up his hair."
9084t3_9cflhr,Becoming a zombie must be a true nightmare if your vegan
9085t3_9cfkxv,"Howard Stern rose to fame years after the song ""Video Killed the Radio Star."""
9086t3_9cfkdz,You have been dying since the day you were born
9087t3_9cfk9l,"Crystal massage wand is just a fancy way of saying ""this dildo will align your chakras"""
9088t3_9cfjx3,"We all know we keep mispronouncing Wednesday, but yet we don't change its spelling, or how we say it."
9089t3_9cfjwr,Society has forgotten phone numbers and memorized produce item numbers.
9090t3_9cfjpg,"It doesn’t matter how sure you are, If you get in bed after your SO and they say “is the door locked “ you just have to check!!"
9091t3_9cfiok,You never really “get” anything on your birthday because you are expected to give the people that gave you a gift a gift on their birthday
9092t3_9cfiau,A wishing well only supports the wishes of the owner.
9093t3_9cfi9p,Aliens would probably be pretty confused watching millions of us freak out over some people trying to get a ball to a goal
9094t3_9cfi2m,"When you make toast, you are not merely using a toaster. You *are* a toaster."
9095t3_9cfhph,"Flying west is time traveling to the past, while flying east is going into the future."
9096t3_9cfhh9,"If cavemen never discovered sex, we would not be here."
9097t3_9cfh6u,History class gradually gets harder as years go by.
9098t3_9cfgx5,"If you're in a Sublime cover band, you actually DO have to practice Santeria."
9099t3_9cfgri,"This is a perfect world, humans are just fucking it up."
9100t3_9cfgqw,"If train horns played a tune instead of just blasting one loud note, they would ruin far fewer people’s days."
9101t3_9cfgq4,Elementary school books teach kids that middle school is torture and high school is a romantic paradise.
9102t3_9cfgov,"If they used animatronics of historical figures to teach history, kids would listen a lot more in class."
9103t3_9cfg7x,Trees are the most useful plant.
9104t3_9cfg41,"If a hot guy is staring at you, he’s checking you out. If an ugly guy is staring at you, he’s creeper who you try to distance yourself from."
9105t3_9cfduc,The first person to see their reflection must have freaked out
9106t3_9cfdml,"Using a calculator and phone, the numbers are in a consistent order. Then you try to type on a keyboard and chaos ensues."
9107t3_9cfcuy,There are probably people who have been murdered whose deaths were deaths were determined to be accidental or natural because the perpetrator executed the perfect crime.
9108t3_9cfsdx,"You can only hear things with your ears, but you can speak without necessarily using your mouth"
9109t3_9cfro4,People who believe in eternal life get unnecessarily grief-stricken when a loved one dies.
9110t3_9cfrcq,Going down in an elevator is really just controlled falling.
9111t3_9cfrbj,Bars get paid to get people drunk and kick them out when they drink too much. So some people are essentially paying the bar to be thrown out.
9112t3_9cfr45,"Electricity, gas, internet, water, and insurance bills are all basically lifestyle subscriptions."
9113t3_9cfqrn,Anything uou google if you go far enough back through the pages it all turns into porn. Maybe life in general is just differnt levels of porn.
9114t3_9cfqdm,"The game ""Spaltoon"" is basically a race war, but for kids."
9115t3_9cfq3k,"For the first time in maybe forever, women’s fashion seems more comfortable than men’s."
9116t3_9cfq3f,2nd and 3rd place are worse than 1st yet 0th place is worse than even 1000th.
9117t3_9cfpws,Media captures as much about society as an iceberg sticks out the water
9118t3_9cfpj9,Snow is just natures visible representation of about how much rain would have fallen.
9119t3_9cfpat,If the next oldest living person has just been born none of us will know who it is.
9120t3_9cfp84,"If a Vegan eats meat to keep Animals alive, then by reverse engineering Meat-Only Eaters eat Meat to keep Plants alive."
9121t3_9cfp4a,Beds are basically shelves for humans when they aren’t being used.
9122t3_9cfozn,"Dating someone in school one year below is considered weird, but doing it as an adult is completely normal."
9123t3_9cfo8v,Happiness is a full wallet and an empty colon.
9124t3_9cfo5m,guys that follow cute animal pages are better than guys that follow half naked women
9125t3_9cfo4m,College majors are like video game mains irl.
9126t3_9cfo2j,A fly flies into every window but the open one when it is in your house
9127t3_9cfnmz,Constantly changing your opinion is just an extreme form of having an open mind
9128t3_9cfnds,Some kids might think the company Google was named after the expression “google it” rather than the other way around.
9129t3_9cfn6s,Cartoon cupcakes always look so tasty for some reason.
9130t3_9cfmve,"A person who starts a sentence with, “Is it too much to ask” usually asks for too much."
9131t3_9cfmh8,There would be more churches if they served bacon instead of the traditional unleavened bread.
9132t3_9cfm5w,A desert is just a stone ocean.
9133t3_9cfz8l,'gold digging' is just long-term prostitution
9134t3_9cfyvg,Being caught with your fly down is the Male equivalent to having a string hanging out.
9135t3_9cfyro,The moment you do something there will be a last time you do it...
9136t3_9cfyi5,"If guys gained dick weight when they got fatter, the game would change drastically"
9137t3_9cfyh3,When younger many made fun of people following the same routine every day. The older realizes how hard this actually is.
9138t3_9cfxpa,Your phone has probably recorded you farting.
9139t3_9cfx6n,"You never see a plus size model with a double chin. They always have skinny faces, defeating the point."
9140t3_9cfwwt,Movies are just domesticated light
9141t3_9cfwnx,"We have become immune to the scent of grass, someone who only ever lived in the desert would immediately be exposed to the smell grass and trees upon exposure."
9142t3_9cfwcz,"Since WWII, Germany is sorry for what happened during the war while Japan is sorry that they lost the war."
9143t3_9cfwad,"Technically, King Kong would have an absolutely massive brain and would probably be the smartest creature on the planet."
9144t3_9cfvpn,"Guessing whether it’s “insert chip” or “swipe card” is the computer version of rock, paper, scissors."
9145t3_9cfvf1,"If humans actually begin recycling everything, we'll put archeologists out of a job."
9146t3_9cfv9m,50-60 years from now. A lot of photos of us will start popping up in r/OldSchoolCool
9147t3_9cfv2o,Some of us have the chance to live through the entire 21st century
9148t3_9cfulu,Cameras are just vacuums for light
9149t3_9cftw1,You don't realize how loud your playing music until you get interrupted with an ad or something else
9150t3_9cftk5,Deaf people must think we scream whenever we yawn
9151t3_9cg5u5,"The brain is an organ of the body, so our thoughts must be organic in source."
9152t3_9cg5ps,Flat earthers must be afraid that meteorites could hit the earth from underneath.
9153t3_9cg5kz,Fish eggs are the sushi version of sprinkles
9154t3_9cg5gn,"It is more socially accepted to conceal a fart with a few coughs than it is to conceal a cough with a few farts, even though coughing can spread diseases."
9155t3_9cg4xp,2006 is just as far away as 2030
9156t3_9cg4rj,The most common knowledge about elevators is definitely not to use them if there is a fire.
9157t3_9cg4ld,"When a celebrity or company donates money to relief efforts of a tragedy / natural disaster, if you've ever supported that celebrity or company via buying their products, you can say that a small part of that donation was contributed by you."
9158t3_9cg4ex,"All humans are just walking, talking sperm cells."
9159t3_9cg4a5,Walking and Strolling are basically the same thing but a walker and a stroller are not.
9160t3_9cg48z,"Flat earth deniers could never make it in the pizza industry. It only takes a few seconds to get a ball of dough flat by spinning it, but the earth has been spinning for 6000 years!"
9161t3_9cg47d,Mosquitos would probably be even more successful as a species of their bites were pleasurable.
9162t3_9cg415,"With childhood and adulthood, the grass is always greener on the other side"
9163t3_9cg40l,Everything we eat tastes like shit but about 24 hours premature.
9164t3_9cg35y,You are one of 7.442 billion people...
9165t3_9cg2l1,You become an adult once your bed goes from the corner of your room to the middle
9166t3_9cg20r,r/Fellowkids is just r/gatekeeping by r/teenagers
9167t3_9cg1qb,"White teeth equals healthy lifestyle, but white (pale) skin does not."
9168t3_9cg1l1,"Vegan eat Plants so that Animals can live, thus saying that Meat-only eaters eat Animals so that Plants can live"
9169t3_9cg168,"Telling someone who's depressed to be happy, Is like giving him Black and White and ask em to mix them and get any other color except Grey."
9170t3_9cg10m,"We all have our point of view, but if born blind, your point if view is irrelevant."
9171t3_9cg0w1,It must be hilarious when Linguini from Ratatouille goes for a haircut.
9172t3_9cg0ux,James Gunn could probably make a really good Green Lantern movie.
9173t3_9cg0u2,The Automod here is so restrictive anything you can squeeze through is a feat.
9174t3_9cg0jl,No shoes no service makes no sense in santitarily speaking. People are way more likely to have disgusting things on the bottom of their boots then they would on their naked feets.
9175t3_9cfznb,"The earth is a lot like a pizza. Some people prefer it thick, and some people prefer it thin."
9176t3_9cgc8j,"Sleeping is the IRL equivalent to going to the PokeCenter, it refreshes you up in an ""instant"" and the longer you go without it the more likely you are to ""faint""."
9177t3_9cgc41,The Kool-aid Man's insurance must be through the roof after all the walls he broke down.
9178t3_9cgbjg,"When everyone would withdraw their money from the bank, the financial system would collapse within seconds."
9179t3_9cgbg3,You'll never regret killing your self
9180t3_9cgbft,Earth is just Earth but Earth time.
9181t3_9cgatm,"The guy in ""Blue"" would have no way of knowing that he was seeing blue sons he has no colours to compare it to."
9182t3_9cgap4,Buddy System in TWD
9183t3_9cga59,Instagram model is a funny way to spell prostitute.
9184t3_9cga0c,It's 2018 and we still can't buy a house phone that can send and receive text messages.
9185t3_9cg9xj,Every first child was once an only child
9186t3_9cg9wo,More people stick up for pit bulls than Papa John
9187t3_9cg9no,Monday to Sunday feels a lot further apart than Sunday to Monday
9188t3_9cg9im,"Google a whole bunch of nice things, so when you die your internet browser history will paint a pretty picture."
9189t3_9cg9a1,The Sun is the only star bright enough to be seen during the day.
9190t3_9cg933,"If Starburst switched the pink and yellow wrappers, bedlam would ensue."
9191t3_9cg8yt,Videos titled with [[NOT CLICKBAIT]] are the newest version of clickbait
9192t3_9cg8wu,"Go to a random number generator and do from 1 - 1000000+, then get the number, the chances you could’ve gotten that number is 1 in a million."
9193t3_9cg8e3,Background characters in movies have their own stories that haven't been told.
9194t3_9cg8dk,Lots of paper has been saved since the introduction of email.
9195t3_9cg8d8,The middle of summer is more depressing then the end of it.
9196t3_9cg87y,"We've had cup holders for thousands of years, it's only recently though that they aren't people"
9197t3_9cg87g,"We are lucky that there is a size restriction on insects otherwise life would be solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short."
9198t3_9cg77r,Getting frustrated at something is similar to beating yourself up.
9199t3_9cg6jv,"When you don't have something, you try to find all of the good reasons it sucks... yet, when you have it, you instead try to find all of the reasons why that thing is amazing"
9200t3_9cg6jj,Meth addicts probably have zero sinus issues.
9201t3_9cgijc,Asymmetry is common in nature so human physical beauty is judged on how symmetrical you are.
9202t3_9cgi91,Fire alarms are just noses that yell.
9203t3_9cghwh,"If men’s clothes emphasized package size as much as women’s clothes emphasize cleavage, things would be different."
9204t3_9cghtq,Super Speed always comes with being able to run an unlimited distance
9205t3_9cgh1f,"We’ve all done some really awful shit but we suppress the thoughts, and although we know everybody else must’ve too, it’s far too embarrassing and risky to let that information be known"
9206t3_9cggz7,"Depending on whether life enhancing technology eliminates natural death in our lifetimes or just afterwards, we could either be the first lucky generation or the last unlucky one."
9207t3_9cggvu,Porn has changed the way we have sex.
9208t3_9cgglf,Bob is short for bobert
9209t3_9cggl0,"It's interesting how ""old people are so sweet"" is something people really believe in except when referring to their parents."
9210t3_9cgfgn,The funeral industry really suffered due to the advance of modern medicine.
9211t3_9cgfcb,Most people never stop drinking breast milk.
9212t3_9cgeyx,"Dear precious women, who keep confusing left and right: left hand is #1 and right hand is #2."
9213t3_9cgexy,"At one time of the year, people rush into a building to get cool. A few months later, the same people rush in to get warm."
9214t3_9cge3b,Calling your girlfriends parents beautiful would be quite weird but your girlfriend is made of 50% each of their genes and calling your girlfriend beautiful is normal.
9215t3_9cgdd4,"Claiming not to be naive makes you seem just that, while claiming to be naive makes you seem the opposite."
9216t3_9cgd8g,Contemporary art is the ultimate art. Whatever is produced during the current century will be considered contemporary. It will then become obsolete art next century and contemporary art will be renovating.
9217t3_9cgcyt,We never actually go on our phones / social media in dreams
9218t3_9cgcx5,A buffet is like an amusement park for your mouth.
9219t3_9cgcn2,"When taking selfies, you're essentially looking into a mirror of memories."
9220t3_9cgciu,"Younger generations will not only not experience a scratched record, they won’t experience a scratched CD."
9221t3_9cgcde,Broomsticks are like iPhones in Harry Potter
9222t3_9cg9m4,Mollie Tibbetts' father: Show decency. Don't use her as debate pawn. (directly in response to Trump and his cult using her to push their agenda)
9223t3_9cgr7l,"If a picture is worth a thousand words, Chief Covfefe, let's start with resign."
9224t3_9cguvh,A musical based on pop songs that came out between 2000 and 2018
9225t3_9cgstw,"A new football strategy revolving around field goals, not touchdowns"
9226t3_9cgrg5,Accept all refugees immediately. Once they’ve all moved over go claim empty country.
9227t3_9cgra3,A device that tracks how hard your orgasm is.
9228t3_9cgp1l,"A modern remake of Little Shop Of Horrors with a cast of color and a more hip-hop/R&B soundtrack (iconic songs would still be kept in, albeit with outdated references changed, just remixed for that style, like happened in the 2014 Annie)"
9229t3_9cgnzm,"Baked beans, on tap."
9230t3_9cgnnj,A thing that tracks someone’s current emotions so when you talk to people you know how to talk to them.
9231t3_9cggzz,"In the future have every human be partially a 3D printer, with software that constantly prints and reconstructs repairs to any damaged parts."
9232t3_9cgcma,Mini refrigerator's with the door on top.
9233t3_9cgag8,Fetish Themed Restaurant
9234t3_9cg6kh,Create an Alexa dog tag speaker that you attach to your dog's collar. That way you can have Alexa with you following you at all times.
9235t3_9cg5yl,Raise a child in wearing a 4d vr and see how he will percieve reality.
9236t3_9cg5ku,Create a pack of very risqué/offensive emojis and market them as “edge-mojis”
9237t3_9cg48y,There should be a comment system on netflix so you can discuss your shows and movies with other fans
9238t3_9cfjwh,A rape-and-revenge exploitation film with the genders reversed
9239t3_9cf9c9,A food scanner with a probe that tells you if your leftovers are safe to eat
9240t3_9cf3j3,"Map apps should include an option for bicyclists, so approaching cars can get notifications of nearby cyclists e.g. around the blind corner up ahead, and vice versa so cyclists can be notified of approaching vehicles."
9241t3_9ceva1,NASPLANE
9242t3_9cgxd2,The Trump Administration Is Targeting Latino Texans Who Are U.S. Citizens
9243t3_9ch84d,How did Ivanka and Jared get invited to McCain's funeral? They sweet talked their way in.
9244t3_9ch7ba,Trump is failing to bring back American jobs
9245t3_9chdw2,Make upvotes invisible
9246t3_9chda7,Tinder but FaceTime where you have to say yes or no to their face
9247t3_9ch9w4,"A dark comedy movie starring Jim Carrey as a depressed protagonist who speaks to god (again) after a failed suicide, who curses him with immortality until he finds the joy of living."
9248t3_9ch11f,Eminem should had released his album on 9/11.
9249t3_9chnf5,Pornhub should sells it data on your search preferences/likes/dislikes to dating apps for better matching quality
9250t3_9chu6e,Sonar on humans
9251t3_9chzdg,Why obvious lies make great propaganda. Trump and Putins technique of constant lying.
9252t3_9ci0yi,"Start a war between r/damnthatsinteresting, r/blackmajicfuckery, r/beamazed, and r/interestingasfuck. The losers get deleted. The winner gets my subscription."
9253t3_9cin8i,A cat’s tongue is organic sandpaper.
9254t3_9cin7x,Movie directors are really what makes the dreams come true.
9255t3_9cin57,Using your laptop to find a new laptop is like asking it to dig its own grave
9256t3_9cin4v,New York City is basically the capital of Earth.
9257t3_9cimw9,School fund raisers are basically MLM for kids
9258t3_9cimpu,A camera is a time maching that can freeze time for a split of a second.
9259t3_9cimfz,"If there's such thing as ""acting childish"", why is there no ""acting adultish"""
9260t3_9cimcb,If reincarnation is shared between all species the chances of being human are one in 8.7 million
9261t3_9cimb8,The voices of concern in our heads are literally just tiny electrical pulses telling us if we are about to do something stupid.
9262t3_9cim1a,"If humans could fly, we’d consider it exercise and never do it."
9263t3_9cilub,Getting dissed by Eminem is probably one of the coolest things to happen to a rapper. MGK was so hype he popped bottles.
9264t3_9cilp3,A Vanilla Soy Latte is Just a Three Bean Soup
9265t3_9cilld,"No one has smelled your boogers, but we all have a general consensus of what boogers smell like."
9266t3_9cilbh,Contacts are boneless glasses.
9267t3_9cil6p,"When you’re scared of being alone, you’re really scared that you’re NOT ALONE."
9268t3_9cikzc,A camera is a time maching that can only go back in time for a split of a second.
9269t3_9cikm2,"Touch your dick all you want and your still straight, touch your asshole once and everyone will start calling you gay."
9270t3_9cikap,"At the end of The Social Network movie, the Zucc wouldn't have been hitting refresh, he would have been hacking her private data."
9271t3_9cik3w,Uber/Lyft is a great way for robbers to scope out potential houses.
9272t3_9cijlt,The kids who were told not to meet strangers they talked to online are now the adults going on Tinder dates.
9273t3_9ciiqd,Marine mammals keep warm by thick layers of fat. So mermaids would be fat also.
9274t3_9cii2f,"We normally don’t like drama, but at the same time when drama happens, we just want a sofa and some popcorn to watch the drama unfold."
9275t3_9cihxd,Coffee is bean water
9276t3_9cih4m,Restaurant menus are basically cookbooks
9277t3_9cigrb,Barnes & Nobel Staying In Business Is Pretty Impressive
9278t3_9ciqfg,Condoms should have a sealable bag in the wrapper for the used condom.
9279t3_9cik2e,Condom companies should give a sum of money to the people that used their condoms and failed to prevent a pregnancy.
9280t3_9ciuz8,We should collect all of the garbage/plastic floating in the pacific ocean and launch it at the sun
9281t3_9citcd,A Government Recycling Centre where every 1kg of recyclable materials deposited would get 0.01% tax deduction.
9282t3_9cj1k7,Living in a bad part of the city makes it hard to watch crime movies because you all think the police are about to show up.
9283t3_9cj1gl,The 21st century is probably the time when people try to classify themselves away from others.
9284t3_9cj11j,The scariest thing in a day of work is sitting in a toilet cubicle next to someone else and not hearing them wash their hands before they leave. You’ll never know who that person is and what they’ve touched.
9285t3_9cj0xg,"If you self-diagnose yourself as a hypochondriac, that just makes you more of a hypochondriac."
9286t3_9cj0q8,"When you're young, you're inexperienced. But when you're old, you're incompetent."
9287t3_9cj08a,Psychologists are like human brain malware scanners.
9288t3_9cj02m,"Tabacco is a really weird plant, because it smells good, at first, but then it smells like a bag of rotten assholes when you burn it and it gets wet, after."
9289t3_9cizye,People named chad or Todd who aren't swole probably fight the most against prejudice
9290t3_9ciywz,If a shortcut was easy it would just be the way.
9291t3_9ciylg,"We Have First World Countries, and Third World Countries , but no Second World Countries."
9292t3_9ciyft,The first person to pay money for manure must have felt ripped off.
9293t3_9ciyfs,Constipation would cease to be a problem if we could flare our buttholes like how we flare our nostrils
9294t3_9ciy3r,"You can never “make up for lost time”. Those moments have passed, you’re just trading your current moments to undo regret and may end up regretting it later."
9295t3_9cixu1,"The one single true 100% secure thing in life that can never be compromised, read, or heard in any kind of way are thoughts you create in your head."
9296t3_9cix9f,Octopuses are just sweet spiders
9297t3_9cix8s,"If aliens were observing earth, they would find it odd that many of us cannot understand each other."
9298t3_9ciwxj,"to exist or not exist , that is the question"
9299t3_9ciwo0,The Earth actually rotates about 15 minutes every minute
9300t3_9ciwiy,"No one actually likes VOSS sparkling mineral water, they just want the glass bottle."
9301t3_9ciw4p,"If you buy a self-help book written by another person, it's not ""self-help"", it's just ""help""."
9302t3_9civlq,"Today, an old man walking around in a three piece suit looks out of touch. In 40 years people might look at us the same way when we walk around in jeans and a t-shirt"
9303t3_9civ05,Milk is just cow broth.
9304t3_9ciuys,Radio is basically evesdropping on someone elses more interesting conversation.
9305t3_9ciuvc,"Police unions will probably resist automated cars, because then they won’t be able to write tickets for anyone anymore."
9306t3_9ciuii,The world would be a sad place if we had no thumbs.
9307t3_9cj84j,"If coders mistook ""then"" for ""than"" as often as commenters do, the majority of programs and websites wouldn't exist."
9308t3_9cj7gi,The true mark of adulthood is when your parents no longer schedule your Dr appointments so instead you just don’t go and hope you don’t die.
9309t3_9cj7a0,If you never learn a language you can’t think you are just a mindless human
9310t3_9cj75u,A lot of people forgot that friends can break your heart as well
9311t3_9cj6zn,A remote hitting the ground makes an unmistakable noise.
9312t3_9cj6u8,"At this point, Stan Lee is probably more known for his movie cameos than the work he did to help create the source material."
9313t3_9cj6od,Every dog has a praise kink
9314t3_9cj6kh,Ants always climb when they are freaked out.
9315t3_9cj66n,The police are like the HR of the public; they take all the fun away and keep our environment safe
9316t3_9cj64d,"It is time we all pull our resources and send the leading Flat-Earthers into a high orbit. Not to prove them wrong, just to get rid of them."
9317t3_9cj56c,"If an advanced alien race with rapid interstellar travel passed over Earth, it would probably be like taking the back roads instead of highway"
9318t3_9cj4ty,"The term “wise fool,” is both an oxymoron and a paradox."
9319t3_9cj41b,If clocks hadn’t of become a thing we wouldn’t have “clockwise” and “anticlockwise” directions
9320t3_9cj40b,Flat earthers were introduced by some people to make conspiracy theorist look bad.
9321t3_9cj3zi,"Childhood is wanting to be rich and famous, adulthood is just wanting to be rich"
9322t3_9cj3x7,Lip readers must hate badly dubbed films
9323t3_9cj3tk,If you’re driving 60MPH your mind is going “a mile a minute.”
9324t3_9cj3l5,"If every human on earth were determined to eliminate trees at the very least each person would have to cut down 403,000 trees"
9325t3_9cj3jg,"To prove the scientific method wrong, you would have to use the scientific method. We got conned into a prison of logic."
9326t3_9cj3cs,"When you get stabbed in the anus, your first reaction will be to squeeze your ass. Which will make it worse."
9327t3_9cj34j,A Ferris wheel is a vertical Merry-Go-Round.
9328t3_9cj34f,The round earth is a flat projection of a 4D sphere
9329t3_9cjcmb,The problem with saving the world is that there’s no profit in it.
9330t3_9cjckw,Space is the one place guys can daydream about sex and not get noticed
9331t3_9cjcex,"People like to think the guy that leaves a tiny bit of milk in the jug is an asshole, until you’re that guy. You then realize that that situation happens a lot more than you’d care to admit."
9332t3_9cjc8d,Most wall mirrors are just a lazy subsitute for a painting
9333t3_9cjbz7,Electricians strip to make ends meet. Copper gets exposed in the process.
9334t3_9cjb3m,"In the Middle Age, it was hard to get news and information because everything was censored by the Church and books were hard to find. Nowadays, it's difficult to find correct news and information because we are drowning in fake news and clickbait titles. Not sure it was an improvement."
9335t3_9cja7h,Because of texting and social media we probably talk to new romantic interests much more than we ever used to.
9336t3_9cj9lp,"When we look someone “in the eyes”, we are really only focusing one of their eyes."
9337t3_9cj9ei,frowning all the time is usually frowned upon
9338t3_9cj9a9,Asking if centaurs are animals is more of an ethics question than a science question.
9339t3_9cj94v,cucumbers are to water as dicks are to blood.
9340t3_9cj8ye,When you close one eye you see nothing through that eye (not even black) but when you close both eyes you see black.
9341t3_9cj8km,Old white women and young black men seem to have similar tastes in cars
9342t3_9cjihg,Puberty is when boys realize that girls don't pee out of their butts.
9343t3_9cjie2,Lego sets are just 3D puzzles
9344t3_9cji8s,"You know someone is a genuinely nice person, when they do a nice thing for someone, but don’t tell people they did it every time the subject comes up"
9345t3_9cji6u,Phone cases protect surfaces of a phone you never see.
9346t3_9cjhqe,"If Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee would record a second version of Despacito, it would certainly be a great success, since most are joking about a ,,Despacito 2""."
9347t3_9cjhpn,"If you wear pants with holes ripped in them, you are stylish, if your shirt has holes, you are poor."
9348t3_9cjg6d,The efficiency of a tablet/pill which has the same effect as brushing your teeth would be incredible
9349t3_9cjg5b,Onions are just spicy apples
9350t3_9cjfyc,Manson is bigger than the Beatles.
9351t3_9cjflo,"When we take the bus, we put our collective lives on the hands of a stranger"
9352t3_9cjfjs,One day all the 90s kids will be dead and no one will remember
9353t3_9cjfdq,It's not Sunday unless you waste the whole day and feel grumpy about it at 8 p.m.
9354t3_9cjfdg,"When ""1984"" was released, it was criticized for being too unrealistic. If ""2018"" came out today, it'd be criticized for being too on-the-nose."
9355t3_9cjeqt,Dr.Scholls probably had a foot fetish.
9356t3_9cje5i,If you stab somebody in the right place you can pull your blade out and it can be full of feces/urine mixed with blood
9357t3_9cjdpk,Looking through someones post history without consent is a violation of privacy
9358t3_9cjdk9,People are fine talking trash until it’s about them
9359t3_9cjmxl,People would rather stick up for pit bulls then save a child from being Michael Jacksoned
9360t3_9cjmsi,People who work 6 days a week...
9361t3_9cjmrq,Social media stickers are like flowers irl. They are both a token which holds meaning.
9362t3_9cjmqt,Ghost and murderers are both killers.
9363t3_9cjmev,"The Matrix would have been a lot different set 15 years in the future, due to the lack of phone booths and land lines..."
9364t3_9cjm7p,"You think you can remember being mistreated, but mostly you just remember acting like you had been mistreated"
9365t3_9cjm6d,Pets must wonder why we shed our skin so frequently.
9366t3_9cjm3d,"The flat earth isn’t how people portray it. The map is accurately portrayed on a disk, like a tortilla, but folded at the equator."
9367t3_9cjm1u,"The people who claim ""pizza is pizza"" are the same people who expect Papa John's when they come over"
9368t3_9cjltx,"Passive aggressiveness gets a bad press, but it’s much better than actual aggressiveness"
9369t3_9cjlo4,Humans are very territorial
9370t3_9cjleu,"Compliments are like a drug, that makes you smile uncontrollably, energizes you and gives you a high that can last for weeks. Unless you've been subjected and building resistance to that drug for the majority of your life."
9371t3_9cjlcq,People are scared of world wars but what people forget is the real war between cat lovers and dog lovers *This war goes on forever *
9372t3_9cjkqh,The humming bird is a flying penis for flowers
9373t3_9cjk8v,"They say “all things shall pass”, but if that’s true, then the truth of that statement shall also pass, therefore it’s not true."
9374t3_9cjk7x,"One day, video game graphics will become so real that we would have videos comparing game graphics to the real world."
9375t3_9cjk4q,"Most people are unmotivated to make daily entries into a journal, but have no problem with constantly posting personal details of their lives in PornHub comment section"
9376t3_9cjjsm,"There is never a present, it will always be in the past once the future occurs"
9377t3_9cjje8,World War 2 had the most participants as a global event. Unfortunately.
9378t3_9cjj23,"Everything we start, we think about the end of it"
9379t3_9cjinx,"Childhood is being a little kid, adulthood is being grown."
9380t3_9cjimf,"Since their invention, only people who could afford drawers (underwear) had drawers (furniture)."
9381t3_9cjkps,"Instead of sending criminals to death row, have them be Guinea pigs"
9382t3_9cjjfj,Stop lights are enforced by thirty foot high walls that shoot out of the road
9383t3_9cj1zb,"An app/script that figures out what commercial is playing on your phone or computer during a video and puts in subtitles or text boxes that reminds us of what the companies in the commercial have done wrong to people. (Bayer, Nestle, VW, Comcast, etc...)"
9384t3_9cjvrg,"In the future, when famous modern day rappers die, tv stations and radios won’t be able to play their music as an obituary because of all the expletives."
9385t3_9cjvh5,A BMW with a dash cam is like the Mafia with CCTV - you're incriminating yourself
9386t3_9cjvgs,"Everyone has that room or closet in their home they ignore and dread having to deal with in case they move. For some of us, that room is a psychological place and spreads to everything else in life."
9387t3_9cjvf3,"Hot water sometimes feels cold, but cold water never feels hot"
9388t3_9cjv9w,"Dating is the hardest full-time job, where you get interviewed and evaluated each time you work."
9389t3_9cjv7a,"Mac users have no control in life, only command."
9390t3_9cjv60,One day in the future we will consider nuclear weapons to be primitive.
9391t3_9cjusc,"When you’re getting wet in the rain, there’s a good chance that some person’s/animal’s condensed piss is falling down on you."
9392t3_9cjurh,The TV shows about hoarders are really just Cribz for Hoarders
9393t3_9cjumh,"Inclusivity is a self-dissolving concept: Sooner or later, you include people who don't give a damn about it, weakening it."
9394t3_9cju0g,"As children grow up fast, it must be weird to see their surrounding shrink day after day"
9395t3_9cjtzc,You can usually tell how good a movie will be by how attractive the cast is. The more attractive the casts are the more of a chance it’s going to be shit.
9396t3_9cjtz5,Mosquitoes would be a lot more common and deadly if they didn’t buzz.
9397t3_9cjtn5,To be bird afraid of heights would be pretty rough.
9398t3_9cjtji,"The older you get, the cooler studying becomes."
9399t3_9cjtbv,"If you want to meet genuine friends, take the longer road towards success. Shortcuts are filled with shorter friendships."
9400t3_9cjt91,If you die today you will be forgotten in the next 100 years but people still won't be able to use your gmail adress.
9401t3_9cjt4n,You're happy to strip down to underwear and be touched by a stranger (massage therapist) but not your close friends or family.
9402t3_9cjs7r,At some point in the future there will be an AI that will self destruct after realising the absence of logical reason behind existence.
9403t3_9cjs3b,"None of us would be overweight in zero gravity, just fat."
9404t3_9cjrow,"You must live in eternity, now."
9405t3_9cjrl4,Clapping is like yelling in sign language
9406t3_9cjqp1,An interesting superpower would be the ability to teach snakes how to drive.
9407t3_9cjq98,Your worst day could be someone's perfect day somewhere in the world
9408t3_9cjq96,/s takes humour out of sarcasm
9409t3_9cjv21,Infoeaze for a social cause & Infoeaze for Neelbagh
9410t3_9cjtu7,houses with drive-thru windows
9411t3_9cjdk7,George Takei Shares The Game Plan!
9412t3_9cj831,"""Senator John McCain, a man whose name alone provides a better description of a patriot than all the words in a dictionary's definition - everything I love about America is resident in this man."" - Secretary of Defense Mattis, in Official Dept of Defense tweet"
9413t3_9cib0z,Just a reminder of a certain email sent to a certain lawyer concerning a certain presidential candidate
9414t3_9cknn7,"Humans make the earth 1,041,200,000,000 lbs heavier just by being alive"
9415t3_9cknmk,If all the lights in your house made noise people might be more inclined to shut them off.
9416t3_9ckn4j,The extroverts are the introverts fighting against natural human tendency of solitude!
9417t3_9ckmz5,We can know what day of the week it will be in a billion years but we can’t know what the weather will be like in a month
9418t3_9ckmp6,Fonts are just clothes for the alphabet.
9419t3_9ckmh4,Sleeping is actually a demo version of death
9420t3_9ckmer,When you have a headache you always wish you had appreciated more when you didn’t have one.
9421t3_9ckmdy,Somewhere out there is a kid with the strongest dad on the planet and he will never be wrong when he bets other kids that his dad could beat-up theirs.
9422t3_9ckmcq,Aliens abducting and probing people is probably just a fetish.
9423t3_9cklwp,The opposite to chill out is chillin’.
9424t3_9cklu7,"We can never experience the present as it is actually happening. Light takes time to reach our eyes, and sensory input all takes time to reach our brain and be processed into perception. It may only be millionths of a second, but everything we see/hear/feel is just slightly in the past."
9425t3_9ckkvy,Cases of deja vu are us not recognizing our ability to see the future
9426t3_9ckkuk,"Superheroes in films and comics are much stronger than we thought. To lift a 2500kg car it wouldn't just be like lifting a 2500kg weight, but in order to balance it on their hands they would have to account for the moments of the weight of the car, which would require a lot more force."
9427t3_9ckk34,Maybe insects are advanced terraforming robots
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9429t3_9ckjjy,A Pug seeing a Great Dane on the street must be weird and terrifying.
9430t3_9ckivh,You may have survived an assassination attempt and never have known
9431t3_9ckhle,Lightsabers are just very powerful laser pointers
9432t3_9ckgut,"When we first sent a rocket out of earth, that was the time when we made earth lighter."
9433t3_9ckgka,Fornite is a good reflection on how our societies work: individuals driven by self interest unable to take a good quest to save the world and fight for something bigger than themselves...
9434t3_9ckgf9,Bananas are the tamales of the fruit world.
9435t3_9ckg6e,Auto-correct is both a dream and a nightmare.
9436t3_9ckfun,"Making a tree from origami paper is actually mad sick, according to trees."
9437t3_9ckfnx,"If we can listen to the sound of heartbeats of everyone in a crowded place simultaneously, it will be a continuous humming sound."
9438t3_9ckfgj,Humans go to war for peace
9439t3_9ckonu,Trump attacks the president of the AFL-CIO -- and unions in general -- on Labor Day.
9440t3_9ckni2,"No Scam Too Small, Ep. 2: Trump asked a widow to give the Trump Foundation $150,000, from her late husband's foundation. Trump then gave that to the Palm Beach Police Foundation, added nothing, took all the credit, and charged the charity to rent Mar-a-Lago (in another year they paid $276,463)."
9441t3_9cklq9,"Last year, when the White House released its group photo of summer interns, it received criticism for being overwhelmingly white. Their solution for this year? Just don't release the photo. But Vox managed to get a copy, and here it is... (Warning: you might need sunglasses.)"
9442t3_9ckiw6,"This Day in Trump History: Trump is a brilliant businessman? Nope. He underperformed a typical middle-class retiree following sound financial advice. On the other hand, he is a master of bankruptcy, stiffing contractors, and scamming everyday people."
9443t3_9ckfbf,"Google,Facebook, Twitter"
9444t3_9ckxue,How Rudy Giuliani Turned Into Trump’s Clown
9445t3_9clks0,An ad company where advertisers pay to advertise other ads being advertised on immoral publications.
9446t3_9cl4ez,"Invent time travel, Go back in time to introduce democracy to the Aztec empire. Earn a fortune on televising the election campaigns."
9447t3_9ckn4x,Fund campaigns with tax money. The amount of people you represent directly correlates to the amount of money you receive. No other money can be spent on campaigns. This prevents politicians from owing favors to donors.
9448t3_9cls1z,"If it's not good to wear white after labor day, when is it good? Because it is always before the next and after the last."
9449t3_9clrdm,21 is way too high of a drinking age.
9450t3_9clqwu,"If they took yellow candies/lollies out of mixed bags, everybody would win."
9451t3_9clqlv,Being white(not of Hispanic origin) and Hispanic simply isn't possible when filling out official forms. :-\
9452t3_9clql7,"If you’re lonely, you can create a whole other person that will hang out with you for at least 18 years!"
9453t3_9clp9y,Barking at your dog or meowing at your cat must be motivated by the same instinct to coo or baby talk to an infant
9454t3_9cloyw,"When bees are attacked, they become Japanese WWII kamikaze pilots."
9455t3_9clokc,Satisfaction: that's when someone uses correct punctuation.
9456t3_9clo3k,Labor Day weekend is like extra summer vacation
9457t3_9clnav,Putting cereal into bowl and then realising you don't have milk really hurts
9458t3_9cln6z,Real life would be way more interesting with 8-bit music playing in the background. At work you would always know when the boss is nearby.
9459t3_9cln5f,"You think you're looking good, well dressed and no detail, until you face a mirror."
9460t3_9clmo1,"If life is a simulation, procrastination probably only occurs because the user has run out of microtransactions and they’re waiting for the cooldown period."
9461t3_9clmhd,The tips in the loading screen can seem pretty condecending after a while
9462t3_9cllyk,Saying GSW is more of a mouthful than just saying “gunshot wound”
9463t3_9cllqs,"the true test of greed is winning the lottery and people still complaining that taxes take 2/3 of it, even though they just made a 6,250,000,000% or more return on a $2 “investment”"
9464t3_9cllew,"People don't realize, but one sphere where augmented reality has taken off and became standard is selfies. Snapchat, Musically, Insta, etc. all augment your face with filters."
9465t3_9clkon,If Pokémon and m hero academia crossover happens it would be more balanced
9466t3_9clknd,"If the new iPhone really is the iPhone XS, there will be lots of penis jokes"
9467t3_9clkm2,"A lot of people *would* steal a car, if an identical copy replacing the original was left in its place."
9468t3_9clkjg,"As the World grows smaller, Toy Companies will move Santa to Pluto or some other planet to maintain the same mystique the North Pole used to have."
9469t3_9clkf2,"Insticts are weird. Your ancestors used to do something to survive, so now you feel obligated to do that thing even though it could be completely pointless."
9470t3_9clk9i,"If you use your gray matter, you realize the world is not just black or white"
9471t3_9clk5j,"With sending rockets out of space, we slowly decrease the weight of our planet"
9472t3_9cljvw,"If nature created humans and earth, humans use items from earth to create growth hormones, pesticides, and other chemicals, then they're also natural by way of distributive property."
9473t3_9clywk,You've probably walked by at least one celebrity without even recognizing them
9474t3_9clyoe,"The QWERTY keyboard configuration was designed to be the most efficient layout to tackle the 1878 vocabulary. A more efficient layout to today's vocabulary definitely exists, however we are so used to QWERTY that we won't change it."
9475t3_9clyjp,"When you set up something new only to find out it is broken, and you have to go return it and but another one. That is the video game equivalent to loosing a save file."
9476t3_9clyf8,Credit scores are really just adult GPAs.
9477t3_9clyba,The constant noise that children make was probably a much more welcome distraction from the quiet before TV and radio
9478t3_9cly8k,Our bodies are heatmaps of how much sun has been absorbed by a particular body part
9479t3_9clxpk,"If you keep saying ""flea"", you'll eventually say ""leaf"". But if you kept saying ""leaf"", you'll eventually say ""flea"""
9480t3_9clxj1,Life is actually a Try not to Die challenge (IRL Edition)
9481t3_9clxhs,Our brain believes so much in the unrealistic dreams it creates shows that we're very natural at fooling ourselves.
9482t3_9clxdv,Being born on labor day must be great. Your mom gets to joke she went into labor on labor day and each year on your birthday you already have the day off.
9483t3_9clxbs,No matter who cures malaria Bill Gates will be the one remembered for it.
9484t3_9clx7y,"Corporations get taxed on profits, but individuals get taxes on revenue."
9485t3_9clvqv,"The fact that there are so many types of porn, somebody will find you attractive no matter what you look like"
9486t3_9clvn8,It doesnt matter how hard you work 9-5 you are only judged by the time you spend after 5
9487t3_9clv9w,"If Wendy's changed its brand to Dave Thomas overnight, nobody would mind."
9488t3_9clv2j,The richest man in to exist would have been a completely different person if patents were a thing when bread was invented
9489t3_9cluuo,Without copyright laws the internet would be a completely different place
9490t3_9clueq,"At one point, cavemen probably kept their umbilical cord plugged in them until their death."
9491t3_9clu01,Tom and Jerry is just one big game of Cat and Mouse.
9492t3_9cltwd,Life is like one of those pay-to-win videogames. There is always a paid option that let you become better in less time than the free one and is full of cosmetics that add no value but are cool to have.
9493t3_9cltjf,People posting about the book 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck' is a clear indication that the book is not working.
9494t3_9clt2a,Nobody really works at Taco Bell of their own free will
9495t3_9clsuz,Subtitles in a different language must get awkward when puns come up in shows.
9496t3_9clsf1,"Maybe the Terminator was made by someone from the future who traveled back in time to warn us, and now has succeeded"
9497t3_9cls6z,Most people end up orphans at some point in their life.
9498t3_9cm5ow,"Most of us don't do something that guarantees us death. Flies on the other hand, will see all of their peers stuck to the fly paper and somehow think they will be the exception to this fate."
9499t3_9cm5fw,Pulling a blanket/pillow over your head so you can keep dreaming when it gets light in the morning is basically the biological equivalent of readjusting a VR headset when it gets unseated.
9500t3_9cm59a,"That billions of laughs happen every day, planetwide in a variety of forms."
9501t3_9cm58a,"If you’re in Seattle, WA and you buy a cup of coffee from Starbucks, you’re supporting a local business."
9502t3_9cm583,Fall is the lo-fi hip hop playlist of seasons.
9503t3_9cm558,"Driving a car is a really dangerous thing, but you don't fear until you remember that."
9504t3_9cm537,"When you're irresponsible, someone becomes responsible for what you've been irresponsible for."
9505t3_9cm4yb,"In chemistry you use gloves to protect yourself from your experiment, but in microbiology you use gloves to protect your experiment from you."
9506t3_9cm4r0,Pants are just long shorts.
9507t3_9cm4l8,A black James Bond is like a biopic about Aretha Franklin played by a white actress
9508t3_9cm4de,"A man could easily suck on outrage and drama, squabble with children on the internet, until the sun burns out."
9509t3_9cm4ce,Life is like a vacation from death
9510t3_9cm47e,Sleep is really only for the weak because it takes someone strong to stay up long enough to die from sleep deprivation
9511t3_9cm3qe,Life is like a dance on lego
9512t3_9cm382,Every photo could be a photo of Wonder Woman's jet.
9513t3_9cm37k,IRS scammers are legit people that get paid by a company to sit in cubicals to lie and steal.
9514t3_9cm2qv,School kids get the day off school for Labor Day but the lazy bastards don't do shit
9515t3_9cm26a,Those that watched Full House probably turned out better than those on Full House
9516t3_9cm1x8,"It’s weird how we say “Our limb feel asleep”, which implies that our limbs can fall asleep more than saying our veins and what not has a kink in it like a water hose."
9517t3_9cm1m1,Recording strangers in public with a handheld camera is considered creepy but with a studio camera it's actually encouraged.
9518t3_9cm1hn,"Technically, everybody can airbend."
9519t3_9cm1dd,Nothing is scarier than the threat of a sneeze while you're on the toilet.... mid-turd
9520t3_9cm16y,"Childhood is wanting the fun stuff, adulthood is wanting the practical stuff"
9521t3_9cm16n,"Thor really seems to say ""No!"" a lot."
9522t3_9cm11z,The Earth is one of the roundest objects on Earth
9523t3_9cmcy0,"Fish would be very confused if they understood that humans can only breathe air, but like to go underwater anyway"
9524t3_9cmcw7,Creating a problem to sell a solution is probably how 90% of the products we have came to be.
9525t3_9cmcuu,You will never get to know anyone completely
9526t3_9cmcr8,Driving is just slow teleportation.
9527t3_9cmco0,"No matter what happens, you can always count on Burger King to drop an onion ring in your fries."
9528t3_9cmcni,Surely there was something greater than sliced bread.
9529t3_9cmc59,Our dogs have better health insurance than owners.
9530t3_9cmbz0,Labor Day is a holiday where you don’t work.
9531t3_9cmbmn,Bodybuilders actually want to be looked at like pieces of meat
9532t3_9cmau5,When we finally can understand dog's speech we'll finally find out if dogs brag about how well trained their human is at the dog park.
9533t3_9cmai8,The money bill you touch today might have been touched by your friend at one point.
9534t3_9cm9ka,People would rather stick up for pit bulls than stop a girl from being r kellyed
9535t3_9cm9h9,"Someone's pain is someone's pleasure, someone's pleasure is someone's pain."
9536t3_9cm9am,Bono will never find what he's looking for.
9537t3_9cm8iu,People never ask if a gay actor is experimenting when they play a straight role.
9538t3_9cm83h,"Life, in society, no matter what anyone says, is, infact, a game."
9539t3_9cm7ht,The farthest you can go on earth is half the world
9540t3_9cm7ft,People say that in the uk we drive on the left but the side we drive on really depends on the direction we're going.
9541t3_9cm76y,Teachers need TL;DR for their students’ papers.
9542t3_9cm6fp,Chili is a hot food but pronounced as something cold
9543t3_9cmamm,"Candace Owens' double standard: It's not okay to praise someone for something they did right up until their death, but it's totally cool to use someone's death to advocate for the exact opposite of their beliefs."
9544t3_9cm9ou,How to prepare for ex-President Trump
9545t3_9cm4cx,Nixon White House counsel John Dean to testify at Kavanaugh hearing. IMPEACHMENT TIME!
9546t3_9clyzq,"LOL: Qanon releases ""The most important document you will ever come across"""
9547t3_9cmnr8,Latex mittens for prostate exams.
9548t3_9cml0w,Reduce motorway services' fuel prices to prevent the additional congestion and air pollution they cause in towns that are slightly off the motorway.
9549t3_9cmeic,"Ask the largest US corporations to pitch in $500,000 towards litter/pollution efforts or threaten to boycott their products"
9550t3_9cm9az,Get all the 'geniuses' featured on /r/iamverysmart to have an argument. Once they hate each other reveal that they're all the same. Humble them all. World peace.
9551t3_9cm8o2,A superhero called Cornman. Cornman lives in a cornfield and eats only corn. His best friend and mentor/father figure is a scarecrow who communicates with Cornman through crop circles. Cornman cares nothing for the affairs of humans; he is sworn only to protect all corn from pests and disease.
9552t3_9cm1cx,A mobile app to track your bowel movements (for legitimate health reasons) called “Logs”
9553t3_9cluf4,A gym membership where they slowly pay back an initial fee if you meet your target quota.
9554t3_9cn051,The brain not only named itself but realized it named itself
9555t3_9cn01w,Kids eating chocolate before bed is the adult equivalent of adults drinking in the morning.
9556t3_9cmysl,"Calling someone ""judgmental"" is pretty judgmental."
9557t3_9cmy4f,"If we keep needing high birth rates for the economy, pensions etc then life is the ultimate pyramid scheme"
9558t3_9cmxyn,"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can resist the urge to finish incomplete sentences using their inner voice, and those..."
9559t3_9cmxy4,We've got friends but still feel lonely
9560t3_9cmxuv,"If people were to start loosing their hair from the sides insted of the top, it probably would be hipster to leave only the sides."
9561t3_9cmxhq,"Nobody ever says “Bless You” when you fart, but some how air exiting your body through your nose is more acceptable."
9562t3_9cmxcv,With all this CGI being used these days super villians have really picked a good time to start smashing through building and blowing shit up
9563t3_9cmx4m,You never realize how long it takes to button a shirt until you are in a rush
9564t3_9cmwvc,You are fucked into existence
9565t3_9cmwfe,Every one of us has a personal cringe compilation that we’ve created in our heads
9566t3_9cmvyp,The placebo effect is the only thing that stops working if you’re convinced that it works.
9567t3_9cmvur,"EA's Battlefield V Loot-crates ""Airlifts"" are literally the direct opposite of ""Supply Drops"""
9568t3_9cmvo8,People defying physics are just defying our concept of physics with help of actual physics.
9569t3_9cmvku,"All the superheroes are lucky that their clothes are just as durable as they are,otherwise all these cool superhero fight will be really weird."
9570t3_9cmvfd,There may be unicorns on earth that are really sad because nobody believes in them so they hide from everybody because they know nobody would believe the person who said they saw a unicorn
9571t3_9cmvfc,we are all gonna go through life and sometimes never know if someone had a crush on you
9572t3_9cmv1c,"heros don’t throw grenades, they jump on them"
9573t3_9cmuz4,"Group hugs are commonplace, but you suggest a group kiss and everybody thinks you're crazy."
9574t3_9cmuq1,A lot of women are going into labor today.
9575t3_9cmugp,"Of all the food we microwave, popcorn is the only thing you want exploding in there"
9576t3_9cmu3v,An odometer is just a cars high score
9577t3_9cmtv1,Every characteristic of plants and animals was once an anomaly.
9578t3_9cms6t,Pus is actually a graveyard of your bodies fallen soldiers
9579t3_9cmwus,"Juan Williams: Trump's 'majority' is fake...A majority of the Senate now represents just 18 percent of the nation’s population,"
9580t3_9cnl8g,"Benito Cheeto celebrates Labor Day in typical Trump fashion, by bashing labor unions and labor leaders."
9581t3_9cnvj0,Get kids hyped up about stopping global warming by telling them it's a quest to save the North Pole ice to save Santa (and perhaps even making a Christmas special-of-a-show along those lines)
9582t3_9cnsg2,"Force all city governors to live in the poorest neighborhoods of their city, so they are incentivized to reduce poverty"
9583t3_9cnfrg,We should make a pokedex app... but for animals.
9584t3_9cn0lm,"Have fire engines play the star theme from Mario Kart instead of a siren, so people instinctively move out of the way."
9585t3_9co2oi,It’s likely that there was a sperm donor that ran into his son one day but never knew about it
9586t3_9co29h,"If you write down ""52"" on a paper it remains 52 if you look at it mirrored from the sides and becomes 25 if you mirror it from the top/bottem."
9587t3_9co14c,Mechanical watches and gas cars are normcore steampunk.
9588t3_9co142,The Russian anthem is actually the Soviet anthem with different lyrics.
9589t3_9co0y1,The human body is just an oddly shaped donut.
9590t3_9co0c3,One of the first popular uses of the dlc cosmetics trope was finding cool new fonts to download to show off to your friends.
9591t3_9co083,The creators of Mad Men had to be copywriters and screenwriters at the same time.
9592t3_9cnztf,The Sixth Step to Acceptance is Revenge.
9593t3_9cnzg3,"4:3 Aspect Ratio is considered ""Standard"" in videos even though Widescreen 16:9 has become the standard"
9594t3_9cnz97,Snacking at night is one of the greatest temptations.
9595t3_9cnym4,"When someone says they love you unconditionally, they're saying their love has nothing to do with anything about you."
9596t3_9cnyf4,Lurkers are thw introverts of the internet.
9597t3_9cny0p,"If we could use all of our mind instead of only 10%, we would probably become ǵodlike and transcend our humanity."
9598t3_9cnxqx,Disney only made Chuggington to try and kill off Thomas and Friends.
9599t3_9cnw9o,"When Shaggy and Scooby doo are running away from monsters, Shaggy must be the fastest person alive to keep up with Scooby as Great Danes run at 27 mph(43.4 kph)."
9600t3_9cnw9a,September is the new August
9601t3_9cnva7,Making a living is very different than making a life.
9602t3_9cnv75,You don’t realize how much you use maps in games until you don’t have a map
9603t3_9cnv6f,The universe is a giant surveillance system and we’re the cameras
9604t3_9cnuix,Whoever invented chips and salsa was a amazing person.
9605t3_9cnuhl,"Nature made man and man made plastic, therefore, plastic and pollution are natural."
9606t3_9cnu95,A good portion of the ocean is currently in the sky.
9607t3_9cntz0,Maybe salt is the most precious rock in the universe and aliens are stealing from our saltwater oceans causing the ice caps to melt.
9608t3_9cntuo,Roof racks that look like a cop’s bar lights are a waste of perfectly good adrenaline.
9609t3_9cntpl,"If evolution is about adapting to your predators, then we're going to have a lot of pissed off and big animals 10000 years from now."
9610t3_9co09f,Laser tag but you get tazed each time you’re hit.
9611t3_9cnyc6,France has banned all children under 15 from using their phones in school. The United States can do better and one up France by completely banning all phones in the country.
9612t3_9cnxb3,A piece of fiction that shows a Significant Other of your choice living with you. It starts playing on your TV/PC when you come home after work and ends when you turn off the lights at night.
9613t3_9co5mi,"Trump just attacked his own Attorney General and the Department of Justice for bringing corruption charges against two Republican Congressmen. WTF, America?"
9614t3_9co51b,Divine knew he was a creep back then.
9615t3_9cnzmd,"Trump, our first openly pro-crime president, is mad at Attorney General Jeff Sessions simply because two Republican Congressmen were recently indicted for corruption. And it's a just a coincidence that they were also the first two Congressmen to endorse Trump."
9616t3_9cnzds,"Penalties for Corporate Violations Plummet by Double Digits Under Trump: New Analysis of 12 Agencies Shows Dramatic Decline of Enforcement Activities in Trump’s First Year, With Penalties Down as Much as 94 Percent"
9617t3_9cnz04,Trump: Why is it even legal for Republicans to be prosecuted for crimes? Sessions is so very weak!
9618t3_9cnt9y,Giuliani: Trump legal team may try to block Mueller from releasing final report (like innocent people do)
9619t3_9copc6,Seltzer water tastes like TV static
9620t3_9cop92,Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls.
9621t3_9coovt,"Technically children ""experiment"" a lot more than adults."
9622t3_9coon6,A robot must be one of the easiest roles for an actor.
9623t3_9coo67,"Somewhere, at some time, a person's brother/sister/friend really did steal the phone and send those texts."
9624t3_9const,"If you don’t make reminders often, the reminders that you do make are memorable enough that you don’t need to be reminded of them."
9625t3_9concm,Adults are just kids with better toys
9626t3_9com0o,Puzzles are just art pieces with some assembly required
9627t3_9colul,To have a tear in your eye and to have a tear in your eye are two completely different things.
9628t3_9colqb,Actually we have all survived the (first) Big Bang
9629t3_9colpa,Natural Selection: The big glute movement is to filter out small penises
9630t3_9colfs,"If women came with directions, men wouldn’t read them anyways."
9631t3_9colah,Buzzfeed articles are the internet form of gossip magazine covers.
9632t3_9col8g,"Giving it away in order to love your neighbor makes sense when you have something to give. If you don't have anything to give it's hard to give anything away, thus it is nearly impossible to love."
9633t3_9col7n,Feeling sleepy after taking medicine is like your body's version of restarting after installing something
9634t3_9cokpe,"Everyone always says that the distinct ""family smell"" comes from the laundry detergent they use, but often times it smells nothing like a detergent."
9635t3_9cok8i,Without toilet paper the world would be shittier place
9636t3_9cok41,New improved recipes improve the company's profit
9637t3_9cojz6,"If someone is less of a ""Nice guy"" then they are more of a nice guy."
9638t3_9cojqr,People post every year about how fast the year is going and always act surprised
9639t3_9cojko,"There was a time when someone had to coin the phrase ""coining a phrase"""
9640t3_9cojd0,"When traveling, Google Maps becomes our IRL minimap."
9641t3_9coj70,"We have figured out how to fly a manless spaceship to Mars, then land it, and then drive it around the planet, but we can’t figure out how to make cars drive on their own."
9642t3_9coj6c,Vampires couldn't be seen in mirrors because mirrors uses to be only made out of silver. Many modern mirrors are made out of aluminum. Vampires can be seen in modern mirrors.
9643t3_9coih8,"When we read Sci-Fi books or watch Sci-Fi movies, we are hundreds of years older than the oldest characters"
9644t3_9coxaw,Reverse Cowgirl is Just Doggie Style Rotated 45º
9645t3_9cox28,"Viagra was supposed to be a blood pressure medicine. It's the real life version of ""it's not a bug, it's a feature"""
9646t3_9cowv9,We wouldn’t get any drunk driving accidents when everyone driving is drunk because nobody would be driving
9647t3_9covff,An open-world videogame in the Harry Potter universe could be really cool
9648t3_9cov4k,it's sad that future generations are going to consider Ocarina of Time a trash game.
9649t3_9coulw,Someone in this world must have written a diary about you
9650t3_9coubu,Someone else is probably looking at the sky at the same time as you from the other side of the globe.
9651t3_9cou4a,"If the internet ceased to exist, many people would likely crumble because their dependance on it controls their lives to a degree that no one likes to think about."
9652t3_9cot7n,Sleeping is like nature's equivalent of a fast forward button.
9653t3_9coslw,Maybe part of the reason people live longer now is that medieval people thought being fat was a sign of wealth.
9654t3_9cosfd,Custard is just water made of custard.
9655t3_9cosd7,Masturbation is more intelligent brain programs successfully tricking the more primal brain programs into believing that they're having sex.
9656t3_9cosbp,"Love is the hardest game of all. If one person fails, both lose."
9657t3_9corsw,People would be much less likely to speed on highways if the police placed old cop vehicles on the side of the road
9658t3_9corp6,"Although a woman can reproduce a fully formed human baby in 9 months, it still takes a similar amount of time for a man and a woman to self heal their respective wound(s)."
9659t3_9coqnc,Older generations complain about millennials being given participation trophies when they were the ones buying and giving them to us.
9660t3_9coqbz,"Apples are considered a quintessential red fruit, even though on the inside they're anything but."
9661t3_9coq9u,Scorsese needs to do a a Zombie Flick!!
9662t3_9cp0r4,"""The Daily Show"" reports on Trump's Plans for Another Tax Cut for the Rich"
9663t3_9cp0iw,"""The Daily Show"" interviews Obama-era US Ambassador to Russia Michael McFaul"
9664t3_9coy0o,"Like a Russian nesting doll, Trump just managed three layers of bullshit in one tweet. I'll list them in comments..."
9665t3_9cov3v,VICE speaks to Pro-Russia American Scholars
9666t3_9copcw,Rachel Maddow covers a story you may have missed - when Trump's publishing allies put mistress Karen McDougal on the cover of Men's Journal magazine
9667t3_9cons2,The Atlantic's look at how aristocracies rule resonates strongly today
9668t3_9conju,"When you have the day off, but it's just too hot out to golf"
9669t3_9cojl1,"Can anybody make any sense of whatever Trump is trying to say here? ""According to the Failing New York Times, the FBI started a major effort to flip Putin loyalists in 2014-2016. 'It wasn’t about Trump, he wasn’t even close to a candidate yet.' Rigged Witch Hunt!"""
9670t3_9coj84,The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper takes a closer look at Trump ally Fox News' Jeanine Pirro
9671t3_9cp9x0,Pro-Trump guest grilled on Fox News: Why are president’s poll numbers so low if Americans are happy?
9672t3_9cpi5o,"Ban something rediculous in your house, so when your teens get rebellious they do that instead of drugs and promiscuous sex."
9673t3_9cpehc,Like Netflix x Tinder
9674t3_9cpe6a,"We give all serial killers a infinite supply of blunts just to see the kind of music, poetry, or whatever they end up creating."
9675t3_9cpdvk,Let’s all help Trump lose the election by voting for him in the next election!
9676t3_9cpdrz,An rpg fantasy but with birds.
9677t3_9cpb72,Someone should make a DnD based tinder.
9678t3_9cp7fj,Give the UN the legal power and means to enforce the Universal Declaration of Human Rights
9679t3_9cp1ro,There should be a NASCAR track called Road Island
9680t3_9coubf,Have either everyone die or have the planet/universe destroyed in X-men Dark Phoenix so Disney can stop focusing on those X-men movies and introduce the X-men to the MCU
9681t3_9cos63,"A sequel to the British docuseries ""Pole to Pole"" named ""Pole to Pole, Pole to Pole"", wherein Michael Palin strips his way from the arctic to the antarctic circles."
9682t3_9cok9d,An Empire at War remake
9683t3_9cobsr,Ro-Mayo and Jelly-et: A condiment-themed Romeo and Juliet
9684t3_9cpov0,"The Jim Jefferies Show sits down with proponents of the Pro-Trump QAnon Conspiracy Theory, who contradict each other"
9685t3_9cpfs4,Omarosa arrives for White House meeting
9686t3_9cptlu,"Make a movie, but none of it is scripted and everyone is just role-playing based off of the movie world's lore"
9687t3_9cps1q,"A bike and walking trail that’s as intricate as the highway, so you can walk or bike all around the country to any town and city. Also, there are cameras and safety equipment that nearly guarantee justice for criminals on the trail"
9688t3_9cplye,The Oddlympics
9689t3_9cpzsi,spotify teams up with whoever made rhythm heaven and they do things like this for famous songs
9690t3_9cpx5h,Any U.S Senator or Representative can automatically “win” any vote by cutting off one of their own fingers (on the dominant hand) on the House/ Senate floor.
9691t3_9cq9oe,Infinity is a prime number
9692t3_9cq92y,"The more brittle smartphone screen protector is, the more people are convinced of its usefulness and the more likely they are buying it again."
9693t3_9cq8hh,"Somewhere out there, is an incel named Chad that is very confused."
9694t3_9cq7zw,The Beverly Hillbillies couldn't happen today. No self respecting 'townsfolk' would ever recommend moving to California to their beloved fellow hillbillies. Rural southerners these days basically think CA is the devil.
9695t3_9cq7zf,"At some point in life, two people loved each other but were too afraid to confess and then both lost feelings for each other afterwards...."
9696t3_9cq7xj,"Many times, software ""updates"" are simply sales opportunities for the manufacturer"
9697t3_9cq7ih,"If you envision the future, you can’t change it because you trying to change it is part of the events that caused that future to happen. Even if you didn’t change it, it would still happen because that’s the reason it STILL happened"
9698t3_9cq735,"Since half the time we interact with them it's when we need to wash our hands, belt buckles must be riddled with grossness."
9699t3_9cq6wm,Life is a game.
9700t3_9cq6tx,"It’s very depressing when you see a picture of your dog, and realize it’s not your dog and that many dogs look the same."
9701t3_9cq5bj,Wes Anderson has massive OCD
9702t3_9cq518,If you see something high tech from the future on tv it would most become real in a few years
9703t3_9cq4w8,"If you paint a pair of eyes, a nose, and a mouth on something, you are both facing it and defacing it."
9704t3_9cq4j3,"Money doesn’t grow on trees, it is the tree."
9705t3_9cq4a6,"If you use a condom, you don't really have sex"
9706t3_9cq47r,"We always imagine that if aliens came to Earth they would abduct us, but in reality that is excactly what we would do."
9707t3_9cq45t,You always see yourself at eye-level in a mirror.
9708t3_9cq42v,"That super cool secret romantic place you showed to your ex gf - she‘ll go there, with some other dude"
9709t3_9cq3yj,"Even if the Matrix was real, there is still a chance you would wake up in yet another simulation because the machines (just like their creators) would have no clue what the afterlife was like."
9710t3_9cq3gx,"The first person to refer to testicles as ""nuts"" thought they had a clever inside joke."
9711t3_9cq3bd,Chocolate is just the human equivalent of a dog treat
9712t3_9cq2z2,It would be really sick if you could play with all the different versions of you in the universe in an online game.
9713t3_9cq2ul,"Volleyball is ""floor is lava"" but for balls."
9714t3_9cq2lh,The main reason we walk is to sit somewhere else
9715t3_9cq25v,5 generations of women from the same family are like real life babushka dolls.
9716t3_9cq9zf,"Nope, we're not falling for it. One of the Banana Republicans says the US ""is not some banana republic"" in response to Trump attacking the Justice Department for indicting corrupt politicians. Your furrowed brows mean nothing."
9717t3_9cq4bu,Trump rolls back worker safety rules
9718t3_9cqt2t,"Before it was our parents teaching us how to us technology, now we are teaching them"
9719t3_9cqsyl,Cameras have the terrifying ability to preserve your worst moments
9720t3_9cqsod,Whoever coined the term 'redhead' had obviously never heard of the color orange.
9721t3_9cqs8u,It's easy to understand why flies and gnats are so annoying once you realize that they basically see you as a walking mountain of a buffet that carries the added benefit of supplying them with a home and a place to bang
9722t3_9cqs3b,Garbage bags come in a box that get put in a bag at the store only to take them home to put the box and the bag inside them.
9723t3_9cqs2q,"With all the remixes in rap, Dr. Dre missed a cool opportunity to record “A Billi” when he became Hip-Hop’s first billionaire."
9724t3_9cqri6,Michael Scott gives the definition of welding instead of wedding at Phyllis’s reception.
9725t3_9cqr48,"The true legacy of Caddyshack is that for the rest of eternity, every time we watch a pro golfer attempt a putt, we have to hear some idiot shout ""It's in the hole!"""
9726t3_9cqqxp,"It has to suck to be a student of Monster’s University who graduated around the time of the events of Monsters Inc. “Congratulations, your diploma in scaring is now meaningless!”"
9727t3_9cqqib,"If someone made a 8 hour movie, no one would watch because it's too long. Take the same movie and break it into 8 episodes, people would watch it straight through."
9728t3_9cqqd2,Cosplay is only widely socially acceptable if you cosplay as an athlete
9729t3_9cqq1k,Welders must get no excitement from sparklers.
9730t3_9cqpdd,Trifold posters only have two folds.
9731t3_9cqpb2,Money grows on trees cause paper is made out of wood
9732t3_9cqp40,We aren’t told it’s ok to make mistakes until after we make mistakes.
9733t3_9cqp1c,At least one of the major crime lords was ticklish.
9734t3_9cqogg,"A gender stereotype for women is to cook, but almost all famous chefs are male."
9735t3_9cqoey,"When you lose something it's always going to be in ""The last place you looked"""
9736t3_9cqobc,Nudes before sex are spoilers
9737t3_9cqnut,If you escape prison while in there for a crime you didn’t commit and then are proven innocent of the crime you would still be a criminal.
9738t3_9cqnti,The bigger the mustache the smaller the chin
9739t3_9cqngx,TV show intros get ignored as much as the terms and conditions
9740t3_9cqnf3,A slip and a trip are exact opposites. You slip because your foot keeps moving. You trip because your door stops moving.
9741t3_9cqnbf,"When you hiccup, your body says ""don't breathe while you eat stupid!"""
9742t3_9cqn1j,"the flavor ""tiger's blood"" is specific to tiger's even though all blood is red"
9743t3_9cr046,People aren’t stupid they are just smart in their own respective areas
9744t3_9cqzxu,"Beer was invented before refrigeration. At some point in history a guy slammed a warm beer during summer and said, man, it doesn't get better than this."
9745t3_9cqzox,Pit bulls are the pre-patch unnerfed version of Boxers
9746t3_9cqzmr,Male cows have calves too.
9747t3_9cqzeg,Rap as in rap music stands for rhythm and poetry.
9748t3_9cqzc3,Recycled Bottles Are Like Frankenstein's Creature
9749t3_9cqz0h,"If men were allowed to choose their penis size, they would never physically be able to have sex with women"
9750t3_9cqyvr,Being a mattress tester is the ultimate dream job
9751t3_9cqyg9,"If it's only half past twelve, then it's 5 o'clock nowhere."
9752t3_9cqy21,"""If you fail try try again"" is terrible advice for a gambler."
9753t3_9cqxht,Perception is a multi-faced BITCH.
9754t3_9cqxey,There could be an area 52
9755t3_9cqxcu,"The first people to swipe right for a date, did it with a club in their hands."
9756t3_9cqx9o,The first person to get bit by a mosquito was probably really freaked out
9757t3_9cqx5o,Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense.
9758t3_9cqx33,Flies would be a lot scarier if they couldn't fly.
9759t3_9cqwxe,Your personal philosophy's success is highly dependent on your location.
9760t3_9cqwu6,All milk is breast milk
9761t3_9cqw6s,"With the amount of kids using Ipads at younger and younger ages, lasik surgery is going to have a boom in 15 years."
9762t3_9cqvvj,A mirror could just be a window of insecurity or self confidence
9763t3_9cqvgh,"With things like VR, Overpopulation, Privacy being less of thing, AI algorithms that determine what do we see, its hard to deny we probably already are on a distopian future"
9764t3_9cqvg6,Holidays are days for people to rest and commemorate but for students it is a day to do all their homework
9765t3_9cqvfh,"If penguins could speak broken English, it would be Penglish."
9766t3_9cqv8o,Being friends with a gay guy is very beneficial for meeting girls.
9767t3_9cqv1i,"The sound when you snap your fingers is your finger slapping against you hand, not your fingers actually snapping."
9768t3_9crawh,Kill off the remaining wild elephants while keeping a few in closely guarded captivity. Reintroduce them into the wild once the demand for ivory disappears from lack of supply.
9769t3_9crapo,An app next to the 'emergeny dial' feature on phones that provides instructions for administering first aid.
9770t3_9cr5oy,"If you get pulled over for something you know is legal but the cop just won’t listen, call 911 and have dispatch forward to the precinct to verify with another officer"
9771t3_9cr30y,"We all should chip in to pay for NASA or SoaceX or whatever, to take the leader of FlatEarthers to a trip out of this planet so he can confirm reality and come back to rebrand themselves as RoundEarthers."
9772t3_9cr2yw,Set a National Wedding Month for sales on wedding stuff and have everyone get married during this month
9773t3_9cqmrf,A face tattoo of your own face exactly overlaid on your face.
9774t3_9cqg0n,Green “download now” buttons that are ads on download pages should be illegal.
9775t3_9cqf1r,"Become a famous rapper, release a double album full of songs intricately dissing Eminem in every way possible. Reap the whirlwind."
9776t3_9cq9lv,Make the Wario Car from Wario Land 4 a real thing
9777t3_9crijs,Wealthy big game hunters should start hunting the poachers of the animals. Taxidermied and on display for all.
9778t3_9crfwc,Pick a state to use as a case study where the minimum wage was $0 per hour. Take massive data samples and see where the chips fall.
9779t3_9crosm,U.S. retail gasoline prices heading into Labor Day weekend are highest in four years
9780t3_9crp9k,Facebook should let your family turn your page into a memorial with a different layout and a video of highlights from your life if you die.
9781t3_9crngy,Ad campaign for Arby’s
9782t3_9cs633,Telling a blind person to relax is essentially telling them to go to sleep.
9783t3_9cs5xi,"If you say you like to watch TV, people will think you're a lazy couch potato. If you say you like to watch movies, people will think you're cultured and you appreciate the arts."
9784t3_9cs5s9,"While starring at a phone, we appear to seem antisocial, meanwhile phones give us a false security of feeling connected."
9785t3_9cs4r9,Releasing an 'app' for something has become the new right of passage for entrepreneurs.
9786t3_9cs4fb,People can say they want to fuck you as either an insult or a compliment.
9787t3_9cs4ds,"If you were to cut off your own leg and ate it, you would gain weight and lose it at the same time."
9788t3_9cs3vq,European people in Medieval times had much rougher skin because they preferred to wipe their butt with rocks and leaves and looked down upon the Chinese who wiped theirs with toilet paper.
9789t3_9cs3uv,Gwen Stefani wouldn't have all the money in the world if she was a wealthy girl although she would be a wealthy girl if she had all the money in the world
9790t3_9cs3az,A cloak of invisibility would make the floor invisible underneath you.
9791t3_9cs33n,There was a last time your parents ever picked you up.
9792t3_9cs2xh,Every economic system is perfect until human nature is involved.
9793t3_9cs2vg,Oscar the Grouch and Heimdall have the same job.
9794t3_9cs2pc,50 years later we'll be as old-fashioned as our grandparents are now
9795t3_9cs2lo,"You could be the only person in existence, even if everyone else knew, they’d never tell you."
9796t3_9cs2de,Technically all overdose victims died doing what they loved.
9797t3_9cs27k,"When we’re yawning, deaf people might think that we’re screaming."
9798t3_9cs1jb,The theme song from Cool Runnings could be interpreted as a strangely happy song about a devistating drought.
9799t3_9cs0vy,"Communlsm does not have ""we"", ""us"", or ""our"". It does, however, have an eye."
9800t3_9cs0km,At some point between your 100 and 101 birthday your parents would have literally had sex over hundred years ago to create you.
9801t3_9cs0ga,"If the rapper 50 Cent turned vénézuélien, he would become 124260 bolívar."
9802t3_9cs05q,John Mayer and G-Eazy are the same person.
9803t3_9crzzh,"If all people were friends, justice would not be necessary."
9804t3_9crzkb,"If you created a drink that instantly removed fat from a persons body, that was also incredibly cheap to purchase, and then tried to advertise it to the public, no one would believe you."
9805t3_9crzho,"The more times we see the sun rising the more our certainty in the sun rising the next day increases. But because the sun has risen so many times, there is a higher yet unknown chance that the sun won't rise again"
9806t3_9crzfk,Forgetting you ate beets is the scariest shit
9807t3_9cs624,Tinder Power Hour
9808t3_9cs5hv,"Guys, add some variety to your daily routine. How about pee sitting down and poop standing up?"
9809t3_9cscv2,Bad drivers that create major traffic delays should have to do community service equal to the amount of time everyone else loses sitting in their mess
9810t3_9cslxh,12 am is the only time when today is tomorrow still.
9811t3_9cslqv,"If we're constantly digesting our own cells, then we're all cannibals."
9812t3_9cslqh,Fuck buddys are like therapists. They're there for what you need but you know they're seeing other people.
9813t3_9cskdc,"Whatever it is you want in life, there is almost certainly SOME way for you to get it within the next month, you just don't know how"
9814t3_9cskcv,"Having your parents tell you that you’re adopted is actually a good thing. They didn’t just end up with you, they chose you"
9815t3_9csjvb,"Regardless of what anybody says or thinks, the brain absolutely must have a very finite storage capacity."
9816t3_9csjqt,"The months September, October, November, and December are in numerical order but no other months are."
9817t3_9csjc3,There will be an entire generation of gamers whose first gaming influence will be Fortnite.
9818t3_9csiye,No matter what you can always count on the nearest Burger King to you to close down without you knowing about it.
9819t3_9csimm,We are lucky longer hairs don’t itch and irritate like short hairs do otherwise our armpits would be a source of constant discomfort
9820t3_9csi6a,"Genghis Khan technically still has the world record for most children born to a single parent, even to this day."
9821t3_9cshgj,"Rap feuds are probably just the record labels pulling strings to generate buzz for selling records and the rappers pretend to not like each other, like a high-purse boxing match."
9822t3_9csgnf,you never realize how much you don't drink water until you start drinking water
9823t3_9csgnc,Looking down your face makes you realize how weird your nose is.
9824t3_9csgkf,Rogue One is basically the plot of Halo: Reach
9825t3_9csgje,"As a collective, humans have a greater knowledge than ever before, but on an individual level we only have knowledge of maybe a small specific slice"
9826t3_9csfmu,You will never find out if ever the first or last rain drop landed on you.
9827t3_9csf29,Unplugging your phone or computer’s plug is like unplugging their life support.
9828t3_9cseen,The guy that named Earth must have felt amazing when it stuck
9829t3_9cscz3,The reason your parents are able to push your buttons 30 years later is... because they installed them
9830t3_9cscdg,When we meow at our pet cat they must think we are speaking gibberish to them.
9831t3_9cscb4,Jason Bateman would be the perfect actor to portray John Fogerty if they made a biopic
9832t3_9csc5d,The 2016 thriller Nerve is basically a black mirror episode.
9833t3_9csbvk,"It would be odd if your teeth were always soft unless you had food that made em aroused so your teeth hardened, then you can eat."
9834t3_9csbkj,Sand is really only abundant where there's very little water or a whole lot of water.
9835t3_9csqpj,Just a friendly reminder to do that thing your mom asked before she comes back!
9836t3_9csqlw,F' U Ryan Gosling.
9837t3_9csqk4,Cinderella must have had very large assets for Prince Charming to not have had remembered her face at all.
9838t3_9csqeg,"Déja Vú seems like a memory of your past life with slight differences this time around, if so welcome to the afterlife"
9839t3_9csq53,"In ""Rick and Morty"" anyone related to Morty did not get Cronenberged. Therefore Jerry's parents would have remained human too."
9840t3_9cspz9,Saul Goodman is just the Nicholas Cage of Lawyers.
9841t3_9cspv5,Slicing is just very precise bludgeoning.
9842t3_9cspj4,"If a computer was like a person, then deleting system32 would be like ripping out their heart."
9843t3_9csp9d,People who rate their Uber driver 1 star are the same type of people that like to go all in during a game of poker
9844t3_9csowi,You can think of age as a kids game of how many times you can run around the sun before you die.
9845t3_9csnpw,There are many possibilities that you have been in someone's dream last night.
9846t3_9csn3c,An employer is only a slave-driving jerk until they fill the business with people who actually want to work.
9847t3_9csmz9,Cop shows like Criminal Minds and Law and Order: SVU are modern day knights tales...
9848t3_9csmul,There are now babies both created and born in 2018
9849t3_9csmt4,"Sometimes life gives you lemons and you work hard and succeed in making lemonades out if it, but then the lemonade sucks too!!"
9850t3_9csmgd,"When companies find out the formula for success in advertising it creates a bandwagon effect. Owls are all over the television selling goods and being school mascots, meanwhile every travel company can't wait to mention yurts for rent."
9851t3_9csmfi,"""Nose to the grindstone"" is a really damn unpleasant metaphor."
9852t3_9csmc8,Sleeping makes time feel like it's moving fast while not sleeping makes time feel like it's moving at normal speed.
9853t3_9csrav,"GOD'S OWN PARTY: Immigrants, fearing Trump crackdown, drop out of nutrition programs... Like Jesus would have wanted."
9854t3_9ct5ux,Fortnite is just a game everyone likes because it’s free.
9855t3_9ct5q2,Nobody would fish if fish could scream
9856t3_9ct5hg,Being in Alcoholics Anonymous requires you to identify yourself to a group of strangers
9857t3_9ct52v,"In crowded places you can guess what food people had by smelling their breaths, just to kill time and judge everyone."
9858t3_9ct4zk,The Jones Soda Company probably shouldn't make a version of Kool-aid
9859t3_9ct4zh,"Gravity holds down people and trucks, but not balloons."
9860t3_9ct4tg,Singing with headphones on is only good for the person doing the same.
9861t3_9ct4lx,यहां किसी ने कभी हिंदी में लिखा नहीं है
9862t3_9ct49k,Pockets are both on the inside and outside of your pants
9863t3_9ct47q,"The older we get, the easier it becomes to cry on queue. Guess that says more about life than anything."
9864t3_9ct43g,One day we played our last game with our friends and we didn’t know about it.
9865t3_9ct3is,We shouldn't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die
9866t3_9ct356,Monopoly is just a realistic RPG
9867t3_9ct2zw,"If your a single occupant in a carpool lane going downhill, and get pulled over for a HOV violation, you could argue your in a hybrid vehicle because you were using downhill momentum to power your vehicle..."
9868t3_9ct2e3,Vampires can't see themselves in the mirror but always have impeccably combed hair.
9869t3_9ct1ef,The only time you wash your skeleton is when you brush your teeth.
9870t3_9ct12j,Kids relax and play in sandboxes and adults relax and play in zen gardens.
9871t3_9ct0m7,"If there’s 2 lines of shopping carts, the longer one will always get longer still because people don’t bother to walk the extra yard to get to the end of the shorter line."
9872t3_9ct077,Musical chairs is technically the OG battle royale
9873t3_9cszc7,Hockey is just PVP golf
9874t3_9csyyc,In the future we might even get to decide the taste of our bodily fluids so throwing up or receiving a blowjob finale could be quite the multi fruit experience ...and let’s also have vanilla farts be a thing.
9875t3_9csyxv,"With respect to anyone before and after him, Mickey Mouse is probably the most influential black figure in human history."
9876t3_9csyt5,"If life came out of clay, ""mother earth"" is quite a literal term"
9877t3_9csymz,"If you were to go back in time to stop yourself from going back in time, then you wouldn’t have gone back in time. But if you hadn’t have gone back in time, then you wouldn’t have been able to stop yourself from going back in time..."
9878t3_9csy7z,New year’s eve on a time zone border would be quite funny.
9879t3_9ctb0x,A lemon is just an apple with attitude
9880t3_9cta5g,"When you are in your mid twenties, you can basically be with anyone from age 19-40 without any social backlash."
9881t3_9ct9ue,You always feel that weird kind of emptiness after you hear that an internet celebrity died.
9882t3_9ct9qu,Sweat is just pee of the skin and our pores are tiny urethras
9883t3_9ct8xf,Afghanistan leads the world when you rate every country alphabetically
9884t3_9ct8no,A fire alarm is one thing you would want to scream at you.
9885t3_9ct7uz,"Everyday, we get further and further away from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood."
9886t3_9ct7sq,If world war 1 and 2 didn’t happen....
9887t3_9ct7lq,"If they added subliminal advertising to the songs of Ocarina of Time, Nintendo would have made a fortune"
9888t3_9ct7gy,"The plot of 101 Dalmatians is cute and all, but if it happened in real life we would be absolutely terrified by the event."
9889t3_9ctkcw,You can eat a bowl of soup but only drink a glass of water.
9890t3_9ctk9b,White and Black are both technically shades of grey
9891t3_9ctk3b,successful games today are just marketing budgets in disguise.
9892t3_9ctjr0,If life is just atoms bouncing around then life is like a huge pool game where the Big Bang is the crack.
9893t3_9ctjo2,Ghosts. Demonic possessions. UFO sightings. Scary how many unexplained supernatural experiences could be explained as undiagnosed schizophrenia.
9894t3_9ctjn8,"Six months of employment is not very glowing, but six months of unemployment is very damning."
9895t3_9ctjgx,"Every day,out of desperation,famous mathematical theorems and methods are re-invented during exams by teens who never studied them before."
9896t3_9ctizv,If there was an alien planet without gravity that has never heard of gravity they would not believe we live normal lives while being constantly pushed down by an invisible force.
9897t3_9cti8k,"Adding milk to water is crazy and disgusting, but adding soluble flavouring is addicting and socially acceptable."
9898t3_9cthvw,"When it really comes down to it, a dog is just a domesticated wolf."
9899t3_9cthha,"If you’re a man over 25, the distance travelled by your hand while fapping is probably enough to circle the globe."
9900t3_9ctg1k,A seastar is just a bunch of underwater centipedes attached to each other
9901t3_9ctfuf,There’s going to eventually be a Fortnite movie.
9902t3_9ctfit,Technology will eventually render our bodies obsolete
9903t3_9ctfhb,"Tomato Sauce is good with anything, except itself."
9904t3_9ctfev,Our world is getting warmer yet our hearts keep getting colder.
9905t3_9cteuu,There is no actual present...it is only perceived...the time we realize...it is already past
9906t3_9cteo8,"You let all of your pets lay on your bed without wiping their butts, but you would never let another (naked) human do that"
9907t3_9cte3q,Trending notifications are self-fulfilling
9908t3_9cte2w,"It’s weird to think about nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and that daytime is only caused by a gigantic ball of flames, millions of miles away."
9909t3_9cte2s,"We often say that an aesthetic sight “looks like a painting,” when really the sight “would make an amazing painting.” Let’s give credit where credit is due!"
9910t3_9cte0n,"Make freeways downhill both ways, use less fossil fuels."
9911t3_9ctdys,Insomnia is pretty much artist's block for dreams.
9912t3_9ctd9d,All you need to do to get popular is to say something controversial.
9913t3_9ctcbs,"""Military contractor"" is a modern-day euphemism for mercenary"
9914t3_9cttgs,You are advertising a business for free when you use the bags provided by them.
9915t3_9cttce,You are more likely to have a brain aneurysm than win the lottery
9916t3_9ctt2o,"A trashbag isn't a trashbag until you put trash into it, before it's just a bag"
9917t3_9ctsq3,We only get hurt by hateful comments when deep down we believe them to be true
9918t3_9ctrjq,Life is sexually transmitted and also fatal.
9919t3_9ctrcb,In a few hundred years there will be no humans that were born in 2050
9920t3_9ctpnc,Folk music is basically just cool country music
9921t3_9ctpjk,Everybody in the world knows a universal read-together tone
9922t3_9ctpfb,If a poacher’s body would earn you more than a dead elephant perhaps the poschers would start killing each other.
9923t3_9ctpaj,Not many things in life truly please all your senses quite like fajitas
9924t3_9ctp61,When bird shits on you. You have been lucky already
9925t3_9ctof0,Manga/Comics are just long form story boards
9926t3_9ctnor,"If space is really big isn’t there a chance that some life form out there (it the is) doesn’t need what life forms in earth needs so why are we still looking for oxygen, CO2,H2O and stuff like that"
9927t3_9ctnkm,Google prides themselves on the number of results but no one really goes past page number two.
9928t3_9ctmrd,"Life is one of the oldest and one of the youngest things ever. It was one of the first things in the universe and new life is always being born. Whether is animals, humans, or planets/stars."
9929t3_9ctme5,If aliens exist then Earth must be the loner planet that try’s communicating with other planet but no one likes him
9930t3_9ctm1v,"Before there was landscape, now we say skyline."
9931t3_9ctlsf,"Parents with small children in the car are some of the most distracted drivers on the road. We won't tell you that tho, we have it under control."
9932t3_9ctyqo,Some things we buy on the Internet have such a broad variety that the decision which brand to take is based on the shipping speed.
9933t3_9ctykp,"Watching tv stimulates our sight, music stimulates our hearing, food stimulates our taste, candles stimulate our nose, and masterbating stimulates our touch"
9934t3_9cty8n,"While looked at in an often joking or mocking way right, one day when millennials are old and not as many left, they will be looked at in awe as those around “at the turn of the CENTURY!”"
9935t3_9ctxyi,"teenagers of the next generation are going to be stealing their parents cannabis, not alcohol"
9936t3_9ctxw7,Great problem solvers are really just people with great imaginations.
9937t3_9ctxuo,A corn dog is just a meat twinky
9938t3_9ctxrx,Big Dick Energy is just 2018s version of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
9939t3_9ctxo3,"You can smell other people's houses, but not your own."
9940t3_9ctxjf,"Maybe the universe loads high-res images only when we're near something, and that's why we can't find other life."
9941t3_9ctxat,People love ice cream
9942t3_9ctwxh,जिंदगी झंद्वा फीर भी घमंडवा।
9943t3_9ctwti,Use-by dates on chocolates are completely unnecessary.
9944t3_9ctwhn,"Evolution by chance gave us 5 senses but imagine if we only had 4, we would never be able to comprehend the 5th, as requires experience."
9945t3_9ctvxo,Anxiety medications that must be taken on an empty stomach are useless for nervous eaters.
9946t3_9ctvp3,The person who invented VR never had their parents tell them not to sit too close to the TV.
9947t3_9ctvhq,Apples are the only food that are common as the sole ingredient in both Pie and Juice.
9948t3_9ctuol,A good question is the one that cannot be answered.
9949t3_9ctugo,"When someone asks you that ""How many holes are there in your underwear?"". We say 3 but we forget number of miniature holes in it."
9950t3_9cu1b4,"Unknown suspect that disappeared from all of the famously unsolved heists is just one guy from the future, who goes bankrupt after making a terrible mistake at work, and decided to go to the past using his time machine to make some money."
9951t3_9cu0f3,"When weed become legal, pizza stores should sell the weed brownies as a dessert option. Their customers will want to order more food and be more satisfied too"
9952t3_9ctt6s,If companies gifted their employees a day off on their birthday.
9953t3_9ctd1e,A pill that makes you die for 10 years at a time.
9954t3_9ct2t7,Car infotainment/GPS systems have capability to connect to your home’s WiFi to download updates.
9955t3_9csmc6,Require all citizens to dispose of their own trash by hand in proper landfills in order to decimate our waste production
9956t3_9cu7tx,Create an album of covers based on Christmas songs which aren't Christmas related so we can listen to Christmas music all year round without it being Christmas music
9957t3_9cufae,Post a picture of rare dog steak in /r/rarepuppers
9958t3_9cumnl,"If Usain Bolt enables his Snap Map on Snapchat, his Bitmoji would always be in a car."
9959t3_9cukcj,Everyone a time traveler cause we’re all moving towards the future
9960t3_9cujz2,"If you conceive a child in a restaurant, you get charged, but if you give birth to a child in a restaurant, they get free food for life."
9961t3_9cujyy,Grandmothers used to share old wive’s tales. Now they share fake news on social media.
9962t3_9cujrf,Men and Women cannot be friends.
9963t3_9cuj9a,Every Male wacks off for the last in their life and most don't have any idea
9964t3_9cuj0m,"There will always be more time to come, than time came by."
9965t3_9cuh9r,The days before the big Thanos banwave where probably the biggest event of people finishing each other sentences.
9966t3_9cugcu,"Computer ""mouse"" is an acronym for manually-operated user-select equipment."
9967t3_9cug2k,The nucleus (biology) is made up of atoms that has a nucleus (physics and chemistry)
9968t3_9cuf82,solar energy is the same thing as nuclear energy just farther away
9969t3_9cuf31,"If animals were RPG characters, human would have low strength, decent stamina , decent speed and extremely high intelligence."
9970t3_9cudhe,11:23 is Fibonacci O'clock
9971t3_9cudev,MGK most likely paid Eminem to make that diss.
9972t3_9cucr2,If Bryce Walker (13 reasons why) was black he would have been found guilty and gone to jail
9973t3_9cucj1,Almost every photo comes out square despite being taken with a round lense
9974t3_9cubwy,It would be fine if you die and your soul then possessed your corpse.
9975t3_9cub8i,"It’s amazing how quickly a puppy can destroy stuff around the house, like kids toys, furniture, hopes and dreams, marriages..."
9976t3_9cuazd,We've never seen ambulances at petrol stations
9977t3_9cua7q,“Overlooked” and “looked over” have completely opposite meanings.
9978t3_9cu8ur,"If humans ever discover how to prevent death, inheritances will become mostly obselete."
9979t3_9cu8tq,"A dog will come to you when they're hungry, bored or need to pee because you can provide food, affection and walks. A dog will come to you when it's stormy and it's scary. A dog trusts in your ability to alleviate discomfort so much they can't grasp that you can't control the weather."
9980t3_9cu8gl,A pool table doesn't contain any water!
9981t3_9cu7na,"In terms of wealth, we are more similar to homeless people than really rich people."
9982t3_9cu7lw,Jimmy Neutron is a boy genius but he’s still in the same classes with all his peers.
9983t3_9cusbp,Alpacas are the closest thing we have to centaurs.
9984t3_9cusba,Gender fluid: Sometimes you feel like nuts; sometimes you don't.
9985t3_9cusan,The term throwback was created so people could listen to old music without feeling like they're stuck in the past.
9986t3_9cus3r,When you die in a dream you wake up because your brain doesn’t know what there’s after death.
9987t3_9curtq,It was once possible and in fact easy to become a trillionaire in Zimbabwe because of hyperinflation. It was very common for people to be carrying ten trillion dollar notes on person as they were not worth much. You could probably only buy a bottle of coke with the amount.
9988t3_9curtf,In the future people may use standard gender pronouns (M/FM) referring to tech and machines more than to people or things with a gender.
9989t3_9curku,There's a lobster somewhere out in the ocean who's over a thousand years old.
9990t3_9curh4,"From the dinosaurs' point of view,Humans are basically post-apocalyptical mutants."
9991t3_9curgz,Most people have dreams and goals they don't pursue because of barriers they never tried to overcome.
9992t3_9cur2h,There are millennials out there who are grandparents.
9993t3_9cur0a,1 Euro is heavier than 50 Euros.
9994t3_9cuqmk,A condom is just a rubber prison for the sperm
9995t3_9cuq89,"When your friend buys a packet of biscuit and gives you a piece, it is so delicious. When you go and buy that biscuit it isn't as delicious as you thought."
9996t3_9cupxk,A lifetime of playing basketball and soccer gives you an oddly accurate ability to judge the height of things between 8 and 10 feet.
9997t3_9cupwm,Millennials and Gen Z will be showing their grandkids old Instagram posts instead of physical photos.
9998t3_9cupfx,When a homeschool parent starts talking to themselves it doesn't make them crazy. They're probably just having a parent-teacher conference.
9999t3_9cupe7,"Everybody's house has a smell, but you cannot smell your own"
10000t3_9cuoup,Any snack is ‘family size’ if you’re an orphan.
10001t3_9cuo85,People drink to get thirsty.
10002t3_9curuq,"Democrats have retaken a clear advantage over Republicans ahead of November's midterm elections, according to a Washington Post/ABC News poll released Tuesday. Democrats held a 12-point advantage for control of the House over Republicans, a jump from a four-point lead in the same poll in April."
10003t3_9cun9c,"No Scam Too Small, Ep. 3: The Trump Foundation's largest known donation was to restore a fountain. What's the catch? It just happened to be immediately out the front door of his own hotel, and would likely benefit his property value."
10004t3_9cuh5c,"LPT, Trumpeteers: Take off your Nike's *before* setting them on fire - unlike this guys"
10005t3_9cugbf,"This Day in Trump History: In addition to everything else, Trump is also an anti-vaxxer."
10006t3_9cv3uy,"People who came up with famous quotes were considered smart and wise, whereas coming up with quotes like that today is considered edgy teen stuff"
10007t3_9cv3oj,"Instagram posts are basically our generation's form of a diary, recording what happens in our lives, except in a more public way."
10008t3_9cv29h,"When the boss gives us an idiotic instruction, a lot of people become oblivious to the fact that they're being paid by the hour to do it."
10009t3_9cv25h,"Given how flowers reproduce, a lot of flower pictures are flower dick pics"
10010t3_9cv20k,"Nothing is as good as it looks, it either turns out to be better or worse."
10011t3_9cv16m,"Wives of rich, powerful men are lucky. Husbands of rich, powerful women are useless pets."
10012t3_9cv0wc,"Our grandkids will probably laugh at current gas prices, while we will laugh at their crippling depression."
10013t3_9cv0ua,Timers count down instead of up to our desired time.
10014t3_9cuzt4,"When the battery of a clock runs out, you know what time it ran out at"
10015t3_9cuzkl,"If video logs are vlogs, then captains logs are clogs"
10016t3_9cuzgu,"People say that being rich doesn't make you happy, but being poor sure can make you miserable."
10017t3_9cuxlg,Unemployement is just a non-paid anticipated pension
10018t3_9cuwze,Betty White is George Burns for Millennials.
10019t3_9cuwyt,"Drinking milk from a glass is normal, but drinking lemonade from a mug just feels wrong."
10020t3_9cuwxu,"Even if their lives depended on it, Flat Earthers could never dig their way to China."
10021t3_9cuwf0,Botanical gardens are just vegan Zoos
10022t3_9cuwcv,Managers are like substitute teachers
10023t3_9cuw5z,Your feet are just hands that holds the floor so you don’t fall
10024t3_9cuvuy,Half of the population is dumber than the average person.
10025t3_9cuvs5,"At some point we all have to come to grips with the fact that today is today, and we have to suck it up, get out of bed, and live through it."
10026t3_9cuvpo,A notebook is like an external HD of your mind
10027t3_9cuvl4,A movie would be a lot more interesting if the characters would choose differently every time you rewatch a it
10028t3_9cuvjd,When your cereal gets soggy it's just drinking the milk before you can
10029t3_9cuvh5,"If dollar bills weren’t waterproof, we wouldn’t be so happy to find them in the washing machine"
10030t3_9cuuk2,Puppies are literally a small body on four paws filled with an infinity of love and positivity. Period.
10031t3_9cv7ip,Toobin: Trump tweet attacking Sessions over indictments ‘may be an impeachable offense’ IMPEACH
10032t3_9cv3le,Kavanaugh hearing: Trump’s nominee will pledge to be ‘a neutral and impartial arbiter’
10033t3_9cv2fo,U.S. Women See Reason To Reject Donald Trump SCOTUS Pick Brett Kavanaugh | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC
10034t3_9cvh0a,A resturant consisting of tv and internet foods
10035t3_9cv0yp,Randomly distribute TOP 195 political/religious ideologies for each country and then let people move to their utopia of choice.
10036t3_9cuqkm,Cake or Death
10037t3_9cum6d,get free cam girl
10038t3_9cvv49,Electric eels were probably a lot more scary before electricity was discovered
10039t3_9cvuyy,NEVER GIVE UP - Do not put your all dreams in vein
10040t3_9cvut0,"As a kid you wait for Bill to come your place, as an adult you wish bill would never arrive."
10041t3_9cvurh,At this point Minecraft and Skyrim are competing for the most releases on different platforms.
10042t3_9cvuh6,"Every ""Hollywood tough guy"" is really just a thespian."
10043t3_9cvtoi,"If the UN met in space, then they could literally look at issues going on around the world."
10044t3_9cvtkj,"A Pringles can is not a can, by definition."
10045t3_9cvtht,If an lgbt person hits on you. Aren't they assumming your gender when they do that? And they find it offensive when it done to them.
10046t3_9cvtf5,When you meet someone it's probably closest your atoms have ever been since big bang.
10047t3_9cvtd6,"When we buy garbage bags, we put the garbage bags in the grocery bag, take the bags home, take the garbage bag out of the grocery bag, put the garbage bag in the garbage can, take the garbage bag to the garbage truck where the garbage bag is turned into a grocery bag or garbage bag if you recycle"
10048t3_9cvsqc,Every person on the planet is undefeated at Russian Roulette
10049t3_9cvs8a,If you had to give up something you truly loved to gain something you desired you would fail every time.
10050t3_9cvs4o,Race horses can be slow too.
10051t3_9cvs2d,"Plastic is made of petroleum, petroleum is made of dinosaurs and, by that, plastic dinosaurs are made of dinosaurs."
10052t3_9cvs25,"If you accept that nothing can be created out of nothing or can be created by itself, then something in our world must be eternal."
10053t3_9cvre0,"The Ninja Turtles all wore face masks so they could remain anonymous man-sized, speaking turtles when they weren’t fighting crime."
10054t3_9cvqx8,You can see how big Eminem is by comparing his almost not marketed latest Album vs Drake spotify Eclipse
10055t3_9cvqq5,"Size does matter to women, but usually it’s the size of the difference between the top of her head and his, and whether it’s positive or negative."
10056t3_9cvql8,Professional boxing is like Pavlov’s famous experiment. Except when the bell rings two people beat the shit out of each other.
10057t3_9cvqgg,"Journaling is a lot like talking to yourself, except it is written down."
10058t3_9cvpv4,Nobody would defend the shark in an attack if they lived on land.
10059t3_9cvpr4,Technology is the greatest suppressor of Human Evolution.
10060t3_9cvoy9,"All odd numbers have an ""E"" in them"
10061t3_9cvowy,"Since cancer cells are basically immortal cells, maybe in the far future cancer won't be a disease anymore but a part of human gene that makes us immortal."
10062t3_9cvofm,"Maybe benevolent aliens live among us, but they’ve seen too many movies where humans kill the aliens so they’re too afraid to reveal themselves."
10063t3_9cw01m,Brett Kavanaugh's Supreme Court confirmation hearing starts with a bang as Kamala Harris leads Democrats in trying to stop the hearing
10064t3_9cvw67,"Holy smokes, the Democrats are ON FIRE at the Kavanaugh hearings. Never seen anything like this."
10065t3_9cwae2,The order in which you press keys or click your mouse can make you anything from nothing to billions of dollars.
10066t3_9cw9s2,"If time is the 4th dimension, all movies and videos would be in 4D."
10067t3_9cw9ma,"If you think you can break a rule if it’s only once, you consider yourself capable of convincing the brain that something shouldn’t be done, because it has already worked perfectly in the past"
10068t3_9cw8lu,A-OK stands for All Okay
10069t3_9cw8lg,Sugar is the root of all sorts of evil
10070t3_9cw8c0,Panhandling was probably way easier when credit cards weren’t a thing.
10071t3_9cw7t0,Guiding someone to realizing the truth is much more effective that telling someone they are wrong.
10072t3_9cw7ob,"Missouri was the original ""pics or it didn't happen"" State."
10073t3_9cw76n,The generation that invented common core math is the same generation that won't move the mouse when they fullscreen a video
10074t3_9cw6ye,Theme park annual passes are like modern promise rings for couples.
10075t3_9cw6vk,"The decision between travelling by bus vs a car has a game theory aspect to it. If more people used buses, there would be far less traffic and everyone would reach their destination sooner, but for an individual, using car is almost always faster."
10076t3_9cw6vj,"If you’re attractive enough, you can get away with anything"
10077t3_9cw6v8,"A Minor Mistake is Usually Brushed Off As ""We're Only Human, All Humans Make Mistakes"", But A Major Mistake Is Almost Always Considered ""Incompetence or Ignorance"""
10078t3_9cw6d5,"If you die in a newsworthy event, people who never knew you will pretend to be sad about your death"
10079t3_9cw6a9,"To a kitten, wiggling fingers are like “shave and a haircut” is to toons."
10080t3_9cw5ja,"Having your child go off to college is like having joint custody of your child with the adult your child is becoming. You get to see them some weekends, holidays, and over the summer."
10081t3_9cw513,If walls could talk people would probably either be extremely paranoid or extremely safe.
10082t3_9cw4y1,"If all people from developed country instantly switch places with the ones in developing countries, most of them would just fuckedup and die not knowing how to survive."
10083t3_9cw40q,"There will never be a classic radio station 30 years from now , highlighting today's music. How sad."
10084t3_9cw363,"If it was possible for san francisco to receive heavy snowfall, it would be almost impossible for most residents to get around."
10085t3_9cw318,People allergic to water must get tired of having to constantly spit out their saliva instead of swallowing it since saliva is 99.5% water molecules..
10086t3_9cw2tl,There's a huge difference in position between working at McDonald's vs. working for McDonald's
10087t3_9cw2k5,"Sure it would hurt to be told your a broken condom, or adopted. But imagine being told you were the result of rape."
10088t3_9cw2aa,Optimists are unlikely to notice the downsides of optimism
10089t3_9cw1xu,"After re-watching Parks and Rec, it's crazy to think that Jim O'Heir (Jerry Gergich) is only two years older than Rob Lowe (Chris Traeger)."
10090t3_9cw5z4,"Justice Dept made decision to withhold 100,000 pages of Kavanaugh's records"
10091t3_9cwqzq,Every thought you have is probably happening in another universe.
10092t3_9cwq6b,Nike and colin kaepernick could sell a lot of knee pads working together
10093t3_9cwq07,The first person to see an ocean must have been shocked.
10094t3_9cwpmz,Reality is created by your brain and so are dreams. Dreams are basically reality too.
10095t3_9cwpmt,"Hearing your own heartbeat will keep you up at night, but hearing someone else's can help put you to sleep."
10096t3_9cwotz,If there is life after death do people celebrate their deathday instead of a birthday
10097t3_9cwotk,"Every time you pump gas, you are standing on a bomb."
10098t3_9cwost,Both men and women have dickholes.
10099t3_9cwomr,Having a ‘snooze’ button on an alarm clock kind of defeats the purpose
10100t3_9cwobc,"If your mum can't find something you've lost, then you've definitely lost it."
10101t3_9cwnzc,"Since we sent technology to Mars and throughout space before humans, it's possible that the first extraterrestrial life we see is that of technology too"
10102t3_9cwn8d,"No matter how soft your alarm sound is, it will in a short period of time be something very triggering that makes you angry."
10103t3_9cwn1l,Smiles are just happy frowns
10104t3_9cwmzt,Recurring dreams are your brain trying to give you the answer in riddles
10105t3_9cwmy7,Batman doesn't use firearms because his parents were killed by one. Yet he has giant freaking machine guns on almost every vehicle he owns.
10106t3_9cwmsl,"Blind people could see any color, but no one would ever know."
10107t3_9cwmru,The most trusting thing you can do is to leave someone alone with your toothbrush.
10108t3_9cwmox,Soon most of us are going to be able to say that we grew up in the time of piston driven automobiles.
10109t3_9cwmej,"Cheese curds are just cheese nuggies, and mozzarella sticks are just cheese tendies"
10110t3_9cwm7w,Everything is a very detailed 1:1 scale model of itself
10111t3_9cwlvj,"The tragedy of Vegeta and Goku is; the smart kids in school who always studies get a B+ while the slacker get an A because he ""guessed""."
10112t3_9cwltz,"We think it's weird that lobsters and spiders molt, but we change our teeth and see nothing odd with that."
10113t3_9cwl4y,When you skip time your pretty much a person with a coma to all the people in the past
10114t3_9cwk98,Whoever was naming animals was really lazy when they got to African wild dogs.
10115t3_9cwk29,A lot of people wants to go heaven but no one wants to die.
10116t3_9cx02t,The way we make our beds assumes that our legs will never be hotter than our arms.
10117t3_9cx01e,"Teenage years are so conflictive because is an unnatural extension society makes of infancy, where we force an adult to behave like a kid."
10118t3_9cwzug,"When we see a deer stare into a car's headlights and get hit we think ""what a dumb animal."" When a deer sees us run full sprint away from a charging grizzly bear they probably think the same thing."
10119t3_9cwzsw,The day fortnite playing 6 year olds join the work force is the day our country will collapse
10120t3_9cwzrw,People coughing when smoking suggests that either they have just started smoking or they have been smoking for a very long time.
10121t3_9cwz2a,"Whenever you see a a super obvious common sense warning label, it’s because someone, somewhere, failed to use super obvious common sense."
10122t3_9cwyv7,Creating a bitmoji is like the teen version of making a mii.
10123t3_9cwycc,Autism is just minmaxed intelligence with a hit to charisma
10124t3_9cwxo7,When AR becomes the norm there will be a lot of controversy surrounding Adblock.
10125t3_9cwx9j,The Pink Floyd lyric 'A walk on part in the war For a lead role in a cage?' is a perfect metaphor to describe the difference between iPhone and Android.
10126t3_9cwwr4,Track is just human NASCAR
10127t3_9cwwk7,Realizing you have money in your Venmo account you forgot about is the 2018 equivalent of finding $20 in your coat pocket from last winter.
10128t3_9cwwi3,You can live the rest of your life underwater without breathing
10129t3_9cwwda,There are milions of hilarious passwords but we wil never know they exist.
10130t3_9cwwcs,"There will be a time in the near future when it will be meaningless to say that something is ""_____ pages long"" since using printed page will be almost gone."
10131t3_9cwwab,"No matter who we are, where we come from, what we look like, what our beliefs are, we’re all just a bunch of people holding in a turd."
10132t3_9cwvop,Watching regular TV feels like browsing internet without an ad blocker
10133t3_9cwvic,Fish will never know what it's like to be thirsty.
10134t3_9cwva2,Giving and taking a shit are not opposites of each other.
10135t3_9cwv3r,Waffles are a baked good
10136t3_9cwtyu,All the conversations you've had in your car are recorded in condensation on the inside of you windshield
10137t3_9cwtne,"Every house has its own smell to it, yet you don’t know what your own house smells like"
10138t3_9cwtdd,Bite-size cupcakes are mini-mini-cakes.
10139t3_9cwszs,Deviled eggs are keto breakfast sandwiches.
10140t3_9cwsmv,It's quite humbling that most people assume alien races would be more advanced than us
10141t3_9cx6fv,Trump just doubled down on his threat to revoke NBC's broadcast license. Why? Because Trump previously told NBC's Lester Holt that he was thinking about the Russia investigation when he fired FBI Director James Comey. Mueller must have a strong Obstruction case.
10142t3_9cx4zl,Trump Said Condemning White Supremacists Was 'Biggest F---ing Mistake I've Made': Woodward Book
10143t3_9cx135,Bob Woodward’s new book reveals a ‘nervous breakdown’ of Trump’s presidency
10144t3_9cxh9i,In high school having having a substitute was good but in college having a substitute sucks
10145t3_9cxh5v,"The Simpsons never predicted the future, the whole show is just about the Illuminati’s agenda."
10146t3_9cxgkn,We have never seen what Piccolo's feet look like.
10147t3_9cxgh4,"The world would be a sad place without containers. Drinking milk out of a glass is both convenient and acceptable, sucking on a cow’s udders is a different story."
10148t3_9cxg9p,"If Shrek 2 were released today, they would all sing Despacito at the end."
10149t3_9cxg7d,Crying in space must be like being underwater.
10150t3_9cxg2l,"The world would be a much more uncomfortable place if gender reveal parties occurred when the baby was an attendee. “Surprise, he/she has a penis/vagina! Let’s eat some cake about it!”"
10151t3_9cxfpl,"Your stomach and intestines can handle spicy food, but your mouth and lips can’t."
10152t3_9cxfaf,Scientists estimate there are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on the earth but there is more atoms in one grain of sand than there are stars in the universe.
10153t3_9cxf1b,We won’t be able to use the insult “did you eat paint chips as a kid?” Because there will be no more leaded paint left
10154t3_9cxeyr,Being on your phone is just a constant reminder that you can be hated for who you are.
10155t3_9cxeqt,"Eminem probably recorded separate diss tracks for everyone he mentioned, beforehand."
10156t3_9cxek9,"Chicken and eggs, despite being sorta the same thing, are never served together as food"
10157t3_9cxech,"More you think about it, and more you can convince yourself that DNA is just a really long programming code, and Nature it self is just a really good programmer..."
10158t3_9cxea9,Going to the cinemas is considered a social activity where you go with your friends to watch a movie but your not meant to speak the entire time the movies playing
10159t3_9cxdve,"When children in the future learn about the 21st century at school, the trend of tattoos will probably be the most baffling thing they've ever heard of"
10160t3_9cxdtp,"Cardboard boxes are not sterile, and cannot be washed, yet we're happy to eat pizza out of them."
10161t3_9cxdqn,It’s weird to think that daytime is the natural state of the universe and at night the only thing keeping us from being illuminated is that other suns are billions of miles away but we can still see their light.
10162t3_9cxdij,"Growing up, pictures of us kids were rare. Kids today will grow up with numerous photos of every stage of their lives."
10163t3_9cxdc8,True adulthood is when you open your email and you actually have somethin fckin important to read in it.
10164t3_9cxc70,Everyone's posting awards for length of time in a company... like it isn't a participation award ...
10165t3_9cxc2q,"When watched on mute, the ""Friday the 13th"" movies are about a Detroit Red Wings fan bitter that his team lost the Stanley Cup."
10166t3_9cxbmi,"If you don't chew up your food, then you are going to rip your asshole."
10167t3_9cxbb7,We need a “hold mode” on our phones where we can listen to our own music instead of the horrible hold musak they play on an endless loop
10168t3_9cxb4v,"If you’re car has over 100,000 miles that’s enough for 18 round trips between NYC and LA"
10169t3_9cxpdz,get free money by training the local crows and magpies to bring you dropped change and notes in exchange for food (acquired from supermarket throw outs)
10170t3_9cxn1k,"A wireless mouse should be called ""hamster"" instead"
10171t3_9cxl2q,"Invest a lot of money into salt water purification, then have majority of the people drink only that. This will lead to the water levels to stay normal and the ground waters to fill up again"
10172t3_9cxkvx,Cherry keys(used for mechanical keyboards) but in a mouse
10173t3_9cx9ei,If everyone drove the speed limit. speed limits would increase.
10174t3_9cwx6y,"Have a 'Bottom' sorting button, the exact opposite of 'Top'"
10175t3_9cwjy6,"Series of Unfortunate Events, but form Mr. Poe's point of view."
10176t3_9cwigz,People practicing veganism should consider not using or eating things done with help of crude oil as well. Since basically it's animal(dinosaur) product.
10177t3_9cwe3f,"Set up a fake ""Gay Conversion Therapy"" to raise money for LGBTQ teenagers"
10178t3_9cwcg0,"Progressive blood centers should publicize blood donation drives ""for the next mass shooting :("""
10179t3_9cwazc,Actually punish Politicians when they break the law.
10180t3_9cw4tl,"Make visible, in all profiles, the subs from which a user has been banned, and also the comment which prompted the ban, as well as the mod who banned them."
10181t3_9cw0dl,"Start using the term ""aracial"" in forms."
10182t3_9cvxt0,A chip implanted in your brain that allows you to see when you are being dreamed about in somebody else’s dream. And also gives you an option to view that dream as well.
10183t3_9cvqb6,Every hourly employee should call in on April's fools day.
10184t3_9cvphu,A bot that reads all posts on a sub that can reply with the content of deleted posts and comments
10185t3_9cvm2n,Make a lottery to win a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets. The winner gets 1 poisoned nugget.
10186t3_9cvm0s,"Marvel should start advertising on the Hulk, he's essentially a giant Banner."
10187t3_9cvjai,"No more war. Instead, world leaders just fight to the death to settle disputes."
10188t3_9cy7dj,Keep your rent low by committing a bunch of crimes in your neighborhood.
10189t3_9cyi3c,The early medieval period in Europe is just post-apocalypse Rome
10190t3_9cyhvr,There's no such thing as organic water
10191t3_9cyhvh,"If a single clothing company started making women's clothes with really good pockets, they'd destroy their competition"
10192t3_9cyhv8,Welsh rarebit is just a sauce
10193t3_9cyhoz,Thanos pretty much screwed over every multicellular lifeform after the snap
10194t3_9cyhci,Programming AI to write programs is the same as training your replacement.
10195t3_9cygxl,Beds are shelves for humans
10196t3_9cygls,"The correct answer to ""Are you asleep?"" is no answer at all."
10197t3_9cyf2l,"When he dies, we'll find Out Boy George just wanted to hang out with an exclusive group of friends, while discussing their love of Buttermilk."
10198t3_9cyewl,"Beards are one of the manliest things, while also being soft and fun"
10199t3_9cyehg,"The dogs shown in commercials tearing apart homes and running wild are actually all very well-trained, non-destructive animals."
10200t3_9cye9u,"""Extraordinary"" could easily be misinterpreted as extremely ordinary."
10201t3_9cye06,Boycotting for adults is the adolescent equivalent of pouting.
10202t3_9cydru,"Recently, Nike shoes are on fire."
10203t3_9cydqo,Teachers like group projects cause it’s less grading for them to do.
10204t3_9cydlh,"There is probably a lot of dead microscopic organic matter everywhere. So we are technically breathing, tasting and feeling death all the time."
10205t3_9cyd5k,Electric companies love horror movies
10206t3_9cycwf,The Sparks were thought of as heroes when they sang lighten up Morrissey. They wouldn't if the had sung ligthen up Batman.
10207t3_9cycqc,"If you compliment an actor by referring to his or her ""incredible performance"" you are not giving them a compliment at all."
10208t3_9cycc6,It’s possible to have so much fun in life that you get depressed about how quickly it’s flying by.
10209t3_9cybpk,if you were to rebirth into another lifeform in another time after you die you'd probably become a bacteria cell in the ocean
10210t3_9cybde,"Everyone's a liar. When they tell the time, By the time it's told... It's already a lie."
10211t3_9cybdc,Colin Kaepernicks the real life Al Bundy he sucked at football now he sells shoes.
10212t3_9cybb9,Vigilantes appear to be doing a better service than the police within superhero comics/films.
10213t3_9cyb2m,Maybe antivaxxers are mother nature’s way of managing overpopulation.
10214t3_9cyoqp,A romcom with Billy Milligan as a main character.
10215t3_9cyoby,There should be a company that hosts elaborate games of hide and seek for adults in themed mansions.
10216t3_9cyo7t,Get a tattoo directly over your cock that says 'Do not put directly into eye' because honestly . . . eye jobs don't really feel all that amazing
10217t3_9cynp6,"Let's all just agree that the ""jazz hands"" gesture means the same thing as giving the middle finger."
10218t3_9cydv5,"Get a girl pregnant (or yourselves pregnant, ladies) and be the first couple to host a gender-neutral gender-reveal party. Enjoy some lemon cake friends!"
10219t3_9cycze,When entering in a password offer the user criteria of what the password may need
10220t3_9cyx69,Helping people is social currency.
10221t3_9cyx4z,Television thefts sure got easier since flat screens were invented.
10222t3_9cyx05,Makeup contouring is in real life Photoshop
10223t3_9cywxv,Drive-thrus are technically drive-pasts.
10224t3_9cywx0,"The World somehow, is both, overwhelming and numb at the same time."
10225t3_9cywt7,If you're a one armed deaf person you're kind of screwed.
10226t3_9cywt1,There's gonna be an Iron Man reboot someday that people will be mad about
10227t3_9cywmb,"We, the most advanced and technologically dominant species in the history of our Earth, use our spare time to browse pictures of fluffy animals"
10228t3_9cywe4,Tapping on things produce different sounds based on which finger you use.
10229t3_9cywdu,Driving is the annoying minigame you play while the next main quest location is loading.
10230t3_9cyw6y,It's a good thing Andre the Giant died before smartphones were a thing - typing on an iPhone virtual keyboard would've been incredibly frustrating for him.
10231t3_9cyw17,Hedgehogs are just spike dogs.
10232t3_9cyvyc,You don’t inherit homosexuality dumbass
10233t3_9cyvw8,It’s weird that when you die you’re dead
10234t3_9cyvpm,"If a way to become immortal or just stop aging is discovered, all rich CEOs suddenly will start caring about our planet."
10235t3_9cyvp6,We cannot read something without a voice speaking in our head
10236t3_9cyukn,There is a subtle irony in the fact that you can draw on an eraser.
10237t3_9cyuiy,timeliness and timelines are too different in meaning and pronunciation given the only spelling difference is the extra s at the end
10238t3_9cyuhr,Holding the door open for someone far away isn’t polite. It’s just awkward and unnecessary.
10239t3_9cytcy,Uber and Lyft are successful because they convince employees that they are not employees.
10240t3_9cytb8,Thick socks are basically foot mittens
10241t3_9cyt0s,Flips flops pose a bigger threat to ants than a Dr Marten boot.
10242t3_9cysyz,Nickelback adjusted for inflation is Eight-centback.
10243t3_9cysxu,There is a fine line between just enough Mayo and way too much.
10244t3_9cysos,"If you close your eyes and imagine typing a keyboard, your hands will automatically reach for the probable location of the keys"
10245t3_9cz3kw,Mattis ignored Trump's order to kill Assad.
10246t3_9cz392,RIP Nike. Press F to pay respects.
10247t3_9cyvzj,Kavanagh turns his back on Parkland parent at confirmation hearing
10248t3_9cyuds,Trump (2013): Only the Obama WH can get away with attacking Bob Woodward.
10249t3_9cyruc,Postmodernism didn’t cause Trump. It explains him.
10250t3_9cyrmv,"Trump Treated as Mental Patient, Staff Steals-Hides Papers “Out of Patriotism”. ""He’s an idiot. He’s gone off the rails. We’re in crazytown,” Kelly is quoted as saying at a staff meeting in his office."
10251t3_9cyqgq,"Zina Bash, Trump White House Advisor and #Kavanaugh assistant does racist 'white power' symbol live on TV"
10252t3_9cym3l,Bob Woodward Tells Trump About His Book And How He Broke His Spear Coming After Him.
10253t3_9cym1r,Watch: White House adviser casually throwing up the “white power” sign during the Kavanaugh hearings
10254t3_9cyeqf,"New Quinnipiac poll of Florida governor's race: Gillum (D) 50%, DeSantis (R) 47%"
10255t3_9cycue,A ‘jaw-dropping’ 15 million super-environmentalists don’t vote in the midterms
10256t3_9cybr4,Exclusive: Listen to Trump’s conversation with Bob Woodward
10257t3_9cyal6,"Fred Guttenberg, the father of Jamie Guttenberg who was killed in the shooting in Parkland, Fla., left, tries to shake hands with @realDonaldTrump's Supreme Court nom., Brett Kavanaugh, right, during a lunch break. Kavanaugh did not shake his hand."
10258t3_9cyaj5,An upcoming book by journalist Bob Woodward says President Donald Trump’s chief of staff privately called Trump an “idiot” and aides plucked sensitive documents off the president’s desk to keep him from taking rash actions
10259t3_9cy8d0,Preacher (TV show) made a (not so) subtle jab at Trump - one of the nazis in the show is sporting a MAGA red hat
10260t3_9cy37j,Woodward book offers damning assessment of Trump White House
10261t3_9cxpr8,Speed Read: The Most Explosive Revelations From Bob Woodward’s New Book Inside Trump’s White House
10262t3_9cxen9,Listen: Phone call between President Trump and journalist Bob Woodward
10263t3_9cxamp,"White House Chief of Staff John Kelly said of Trump: ""He's an idiot. It's pointless to try to convince him of anything. He's gone off the rails. We're in Crazytown. I don't even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I've ever had."" (From Watergate journalist Bob Woodward's new book.)"
10264t3_9cxaii,GOP has intentionally concealed 9 documents about Kavanaugh for every single document than has been released for any previous nominee.
10265t3_9cx934,Trump irritated he wasn't interviewed by Woodward for upcoming book
10266t3_9czk9x,"The Chaos That Brett Kavanaugh Has Unleashed ~ By deferring to a secretive and manipulative White House, rather than showing baseline independence, the Supreme Court nominee has made his confirmation hearing a charade."
10267t3_9czdmb,"FBI Director Christopher Wray (a Trump appointee) is Trump's latest scapegoat. Not to be confused with James Comey, the previous FBI Director, who Trump fired to obstruct FBI's investigation into the Russian attack on the US election. Their attack continues, and Trump is a traitor."
10268t3_9czr1e,The media needs to stop saying the hurricanes' names. It just produces copycats.
10269t3_9czdu4,"Instead of colonizing Mars, colonize the bottom of the Oceans. There is plenty of space in there."
10270t3_9czcik,New season of MTV's Catfish is from the catfisher's point of view.
10271t3_9czc5v,A website where people who have lost one shoe can donate the other shoe to an amputee
10272t3_9czz8o,The reason for books having their title printed in each page is probably so peeping Toms who found it interesting know the what book it is.
10273t3_9czyyj,Your chances of dying increase as you live longer
10274t3_9czypp,A video can be considered an album as it is just a bunch of pictures.
10275t3_9czygu,We go to clothing stores while wearing clothes to buy more clothes.
10276t3_9czy18,Leroy brown and Jim walker would've been nice partners
10277t3_9czxue,Dentist appointments would be so much better if their tools wouldn’t make those screeching sounds.
10278t3_9czxtv,Most Police Officer's kids probably have the drug dealers they're looking for on Snapchat.
10279t3_9czxlk,You always have to be using at least one organ in order to “organize” anything
10280t3_9czxky,People viewing ads are unpaid workers making advertisers money
10281t3_9czxj0,Hanging out with a Jedi Knight is probably a lot like hanging out with that friend who always has a knife.
10282t3_9czxgn,"If your hair is messed up and a stranger sees it, they must think that's just how you wear it."
10283t3_9czx99,"With the exception of eleven and twelve, any number ending in seven will always have one more syllable than the others"
10284t3_9czx1w,Future you will think you're much better looking now than current you does.
10285t3_9czwyu,Peyton Manning is the Tom Hanks of football
10286t3_9czwh3,The only real secrets in Hearthstone are the ones active at the end of the game. Your opponent will probably never learn what they where.
10287t3_9czwb3,"A mosquito flying right around your ear is the real world equivalent of the message ""you can't sleep now, there are enemies nearby""."
10288t3_9czvxl,"There are two types of people. People who pick their nose, and liars"
10289t3_9czrg8,Some clocks are both analogue and digital. Specifically those with hands and a face which are displayed on a computer screen.
10290t3_9czr3m,For every superhero that can make things extremely cold or create ice there's probably some poor dude who can make things just slightly above or below room temprature
10291t3_9czl5l,Astronauts get paid to dispose of garbage and clean toilets
10292t3_9czj6j,"Since methane weighs less than air, every time you fart you're gaining weight."
10293t3_9czfdj,Traveling the world with severe memory loss is pretty much pointless
10294t3_9czeri,If you daydream at night time it doesn’t become a nightdream
10295t3_9cze8z,You can't tell if someone having psychic or horror encounters are actually true or just a creation of their minds.
10296t3_9cze8y,"The reason that we think all companies are evil, is that those who isn’t, are being out-competed by those that are."
10297t3_9d06ui,"When you ask someone how they’re doing and they reply, living the dream; they are definitely not living the dream."
10298t3_9d06ba,The day the world ends is either going to be someone's worst or best birthday ever
10299t3_9d069s,"When we eat fruit, berries, and some vegetables, we're eating eggs."
10300t3_9d0651,There is an entire generation that does not know how much easier road head is with bench seats.
10301t3_9d062t,"If you’re a celebrity dating another one, you can’t have a “celebrity cheat list”"
10302t3_9d05xb,What you really pay for in a delicatessen store is the privilege of not being bombarded with shitty ads and pop songs while you're there
10303t3_9d05si,Having sex with your family is ok as long as it’s your spouse.
10304t3_9d05ot,"In the future cell phones, computers, and consoles will be haunted instead of children's toys."
10305t3_9d04c7,Every decision you ever made in your life until this point made you read this phrase
10306t3_9d04ah,"Apple's ,""AirPods"" is this generation's fanny pack: kind of useful, but when worn, dorky as fuck."
10307t3_9d047d,There are no negative numbers that are prime.
10308t3_9d046r,Nightmares will only interrupt your sleep. Night terrors will interrupt everyone else's sleep.
10309t3_9d045f,Never being born seems nicer than dying.
10310t3_9d044h,Most pessimists believe they are being realistic where as optimists believe they are being optimistic.
10311t3_9d03xt,"We colloquially refer to one's butt as one's ""bottom"" but by design, it's very much the middle."
10312t3_9d03wl,Eating a bunch of food can either completely energize you or completely drain you.
10313t3_9d03m6,"Pessimists will only ever see the bad sides to optimism, realism etc and so will never be tempted to change"
10314t3_9d03ba,"In the future, the 2 old guys playing chess in the park will be playing ps4"
10315t3_9d034u,Hell would be much more bearable if it was like an RPG with save points and you can fight your way out.
10316t3_9d02x5,It’d be a lot more helpful if the locks on school lockers were slightly below eye level as opposed to waist level.
10317t3_9d02ma,Scholastic Book Fairs were just Jr. Consumerism Classes
10318t3_9d02ki,If you make good money as a singer then you're essentially taking one of the only paths in life where 'selling' a part of your body isn't generally frowned upon.
10319t3_9d0207,As kids we fear monsters in dark places because that's where predators usually hide.
10320t3_9d01y4,"The one ear up, one ear down look is the dog equivalent of bed head/messy bun"
10321t3_9d01uc,"If you use coffe ice cubes, then you won't have to drink watered down iced coffee."
10322t3_9d087z,"""I've been on the receiving end of a Bob Woodward book. There were quotes in it I didn't like. But never once - never - did I think Woodward made it up. Anonymous sources have looser lips and may take liberties. But Woodward always plays is straight. Someone told it to him."" - Ari Fleischer"
10323t3_9d072n,"Finally, someone answers the question: Can you run for office as a criminal AND a Republican"
10324t3_9czzk9,Trump: ‘Nobody’s ever done a better job than I’m doing as president’
10325t3_9czsjb,TR: Just an Uncomfortable Reminder that the President of the United States* is an Anti-Vaxxer
10326t3_9czo2j,"""‎Active Measures"" is on iTunes for $4. This is a much-watch documentary about Putin and Trump."
10327t3_9d0k7e,Babies are the ultimate STD.
10328t3_9d0k2d,"There are over 3 billion people living under $2.50 per day, so chances are that many brilliant minds will never have the resources to accomplish the breakthroughs that they are capable of accomplishing."
10329t3_9d0jyb,"""Baja Blast"" translates to ""low blast"""
10330t3_9d0jvk,"men, its only gay if you DON'T say no HOMO"
10331t3_9d0js3,Saying “when” after someone tells you to “say when” probably started off as a hilarious joke from someone who got tired of saying “now”.
10332t3_9d0jpv,"It’s interesting how death is the only thing that's guaranteed in our lives yet when it happens, comes as the most shocking."
10333t3_9d0jmw,Dating a woman with kids is like playing someone else's save file
10334t3_9d0jhb,Dr Pepper is the KFC of carbonated liquids
10335t3_9d0imb,Ranch is the Times New Roman of salad dressings
10336t3_9d0iiw,"In hallways and on sidewalks, we tend to walk the same way we drive (on the right)"
10337t3_9d0igw,"If you have a girlfriend and own cargo pants, at some point you become a second purse."
10338t3_9d0hn0,Cookbooks without pictures are a perfect way to start your grill!
10339t3_9d0hkl,"Our generation's version of ""the straw that broke"" will be ""the straw that broke the ocean's wave""."
10340t3_9d0hcv,Satire belongs on science pages like pineapple belongs on pizza.
10341t3_9d0gfn,"When you think about it, simple syrup is just a water jam"
10342t3_9d0gbk,Wanting a quick and painless death is a bit silly since you're not going to have the rest of your life to be bothered by the pain in the first place.
10343t3_9d0g8u,"The most amazing thing about the 21st century is that it's no longer the survival of the fittest, or the smartest, but the richest."
10344t3_9d0g8h,Prepping for doomsday is essentially learning how to live in the 1800s
10345t3_9d0g6s,"Any time you leave your house, your dog thinks you are going for a walk or playing, because that’s the only activity they know you do outside of the house."
10346t3_9d0g40,"Earth and humans are basically the ""broken condoms"" of the universe."
10347t3_9d0fqc,"Individually, we are humans but collectively we’re a g0d."
10348t3_9d0fon,"Since Milk makes Cheese, technically we could have Whale Cheese."
10349t3_9d0fe9,"When the aliens come, we are going to have one hell of a time explaining Santa Clause."
10350t3_9d0f85,"For flies, the landfill is their urban environment. Human households are their rural areas. The farm is where they vacation."
10351t3_9d0f3c,Holes can never be Whole because by definition they're missing something.
10352t3_9d0s4n,"when women pass gas, the smell can overwhelm a person"
10353t3_9d0rzs,Whiskey is just BBQ vodka
10354t3_9d0rn7,Diss tracks are just poems people wrote about each other
10355t3_9d0r0g,There is no point in liking your own post on social media when you're the one that created it in the first place.
10356t3_9d0qpr,It’s heartbreaking when your hosting the speaker and your friends start glaring into each other’s eyes with a what the fuck is this shit look
10357t3_9d0q8q,"It would be difficult to stare into someone’s eyes; instead, you’d stare into one eye."
10358t3_9d0peb,"A childhood friend losing interest in you is difficult. By the time you realize it, it's too late to say goodbye."
10359t3_9d0p7l,The languages we speak are just evolved caveman grunts.
10360t3_9d0oem,"Thanks to masturbation, there's a lot of really moisturized penises out there"
10361t3_9d0od9,"Saying ""Bless you!"" when somone sneezes is more selfish than concerned. Ok Susie, you said it first again..."
10362t3_9d0obj,humans grow both in captivity and wild simultaneously
10363t3_9d0np4,Getting angry at a kid for being spoiled is like getting angry at a program for having a bug
10364t3_9d0n0b,"If you work for a company that installs sprinkler systems, your sole job is to “make it rain”."
10365t3_9d0mx4,"In the end, everything that is digital is being run by something analogue."
10366t3_9d0mry,Reality is layered. A multi-level simulation discussion.
10367t3_9d0mid,"Technically, car jackers are land pirates"
10368t3_9d0med,Your genitals are all that really mater. The rest of you is just there to make the magic happen.
10369t3_9d0m3m,"""1-800-588-2300 Empire TODAY"" is probally the most viewed commercial of all time."
10370t3_9d0lcj,"As the sea levels rise, the worlds peaks get ""lower"""
10371t3_9d0l4p,You never know if there is a giant spider under a bridge until you check
10372t3_9d0l2n,Your accent is your mouth’s font
10373t3_9d0yyz,Death is just boneless life.
10374t3_9d0ycv,"The phrase ""Guaranteed or Your Money Back"" is like saying ""This Will 100% Happen, Unless it Doesn't."""
10375t3_9d0y6j,There's nothing more disgusting then walking into a men's restroom barefooted at a water park.
10376t3_9d0xxg,The average video game streamer is just doing cam girl modeling completely wrong.
10377t3_9d0xxa,"Many people are hesitant to find their spouse on thoroughly detailed internet dating services, but choose their college roommate, a possible lifelong friend, though the internet only knowing whether they like to play music loudly and/or stay up late."
10378t3_9d0xgq,"Changing to 6 day weeks, with 2 being weekend, would change most 40hr weeks to 34hr for same overall work time. More weekends, more fun, same or better productivity, and easier to create fair shifts or timeshares."
10379t3_9d0xdw,Cheesecake is really more of a a pie than a cake
10380t3_9d0wv6,Sammy Hagar is wrong. There are multiple ways to rock.
10381t3_9d0wpp,"The internet's going to be much darker in th future, as most things made on it will be made by people who are dead."
10382t3_9d0w59,"Assuming a constant staircase height, as the number of stairs in a staircase approaches infinity, the staircase approaches a ramp."
10383t3_9d0vg7,The fact that kids want the school to burn down really says something.
10384t3_9d0v52,Pornhub.com outranks LinkedIn.com in website traffic. That speaks volumes about the average person’s priorities.
10385t3_9d0uml,We try to plan our deaths according but they may not go as planned.
10386t3_9d0uij,"""iPhone. Get the same phone as your grandma"""
10387t3_9d0udt,We're lucky our bodies are waterproof.
10388t3_9d0txx,In this world it’s either milk or be milked
10389t3_9d0txg,Eminem releasing a new album is like John Wick coming out of his retirement.
10390t3_9d0tbn,It’s crazy how we figured out how to land on the Moon but we still can’t fix traffic.
10391t3_9d0t2e,A circle on a screen can never be a true circle because it is made of square pixels.
10392t3_9d0srk,"The awareness of other universes, even ours, makes Deadpool a cosmic entity but he's not aware of that because he's Deadpool."
10393t3_9d0sj2,An abstract is just a TLDR for a scientific paper
10394t3_9d0sga,"When you really think about it, tongues are fucking disgusting."
10395t3_9d150q,"The Surge: An annual Purge-style event, but only for free, medically assisted & supervised suicide."
10396t3_9d0x5y,Post on /r/progresspics/ a side by side picture of your current weight the left and on the right you smashing your cars rear windshield with a morning star.
10397t3_9d0wda,"For ultimate privacy, spoof your phone number each time you’re asked for it, never giving out your real number."
10398t3_9d0h5z,Disney buy the rights to the final destination franchise and remake the films with toddler actors and make it an 18 certificate
10399t3_9d0b0y,"Put a cactus on top of a roomba and let it loose in your back yard. Put up a sign that says ""BEWARE OF CACTUS""."
10400t3_9d09zv,"Jeff Bezos buys over Walmart, replaces all the food in the stores with cheap diet pills and helps the USA lose weight, then launches himself into space laughing"
10401t3_9d07jg,A cooking show where contestants can sabotage each other’s meals.
10402t3_9d014b,Ribbon Gymnastics + Cats
10403t3_9czysn,Rain boots where you can zip the open part closed so spiders don't get in.
10404t3_9czwrw,"To get rid of congregated homeless cities, we make a move to ban tents + all tent sales."
10405t3_9czubj,Politicians should have karma scoreboards on them and people can upvote or downvote them on the internet when they do things for their country
10406t3_9d1ceb,Dumb Southerner
10407t3_9d1c1j,I predict another tweet storm and call for a denim boycott from Cheeto.
10408t3_9d15y0,"Well, I Guess the President Is Openly Pro-Corruption Now"
10409t3_9d0op4,"FBI Director Christopher Wray becomes the latest target of Trump's ire. Trump probably believes if he fires another FBI Director, the third one will be a charm."
10410t3_9d1i6s,Take 1 male and 1 female of every animal on earth and put them all on a small island and see which species is the most dominant
10411t3_9d1hn4,Start a GoFundMe campaign to raise money to hire lawyers to sue the couple that stole $400K from a GoFundMe campaign for a homeless man
10412t3_9d1hkv,No more fog machines for concerts or Halloween. Hire vape users.
10413t3_9d19dx,A stream of the President's every move along with other top officials available to American citizens for political and meme purposes. The stream will be censored in some form during the sharing of classified info.
10414t3_9d1dgg,Exclusive: Listen to Trump’s conversation with Bob Woodward. Trump plays clueless about avoidance then charges into his wornout economic talking points.
10415t3_9d1vnf,"If the month that we had our leapday in changed, thousands of people would never have a birthday ever again."
10416t3_9d1vj3,Seeing a guy on TV mention he makes $80 per hour to hug or snuggle clients is a clear sign we live in troubled times.
10417t3_9d1vj2,That weird feeling when you swipe on tinder only after to realize you know that person...
10418t3_9d1vbh,"There's a lot of regretted ""No Regrets"" tattoos out there."
10419t3_9d1v8m,"The fact that dogs have no concept of time is pretty good indication that they live forever and are waiting for us on the ""other side."""
10420t3_9d1v06,The husband of Gal Gadot is simultaneously the luckiest man and the most hated man on the planet.
10421t3_9d1uo0,From a cat’s perspective we created these amazing storage buildings and filled them with beautiful golden bait just so they would come find us.
10422t3_9d1unf,"Most of our body parts are symmetrical - hands, feet, etc-- but our organs that there are many that are not symmetrical nor centered.."
10423t3_9d1uih,Not feeling like working is the number one cause of missed days of work.
10424t3_9d1ugi,"Wishing for that Zombie Apocalypse to happen doesn’t sound so appealing when you realize you’re pushing 40, chubby, married with small children and you have a mortgage."
10425t3_9d1uct,"We could get rid of Monday, have 6 day weeks and an extra 40 minutes on each 8 hour weekday would balance the work hours. Lots more weekends and a lot of things would be simpler to divide (like e.g shift rosters in today’s 24x7 world (becomes 24x6))"
10426t3_9d1u4v,A whole bunch of early humans probably died to figure out which plants and berries weren't poisonous.
10427t3_9d1ty3,The first part of Led Zeppilins 'Stairway to heaven' Is about the sale of indulgences.
10428t3_9d1tpn,"If evolution gave us hands of a different shape, all the objects which surround us in our everyday life would look completely different."
10429t3_9d1tmb,"While others see you as growing taller, you just see everyone else getting shorter."
10430t3_9d1tle,"Jason Bateman's character on Ozark is the exact same as Michael Bluth, just in a more serious setting."
10431t3_9d1tlb,"Soon, the generation that was born before the first satellite was launched will die, and no person for the rest of time will be able to say they gazed upon a completely natural , starry night sky."
10432t3_9d1t2i,If you’re depressed you’re performing necrophilia when you masturbate bc you’re dead inside
10433t3_9d1syd,So if water makes things wet but isn’t wet it’s self and fire makes things hot then fires not hot.
10434t3_9d1sfx,In the cars universe premium gas is the equivalent of drinking a brisk
10435t3_9d1s31,"""Beat your meat"" in Chinese also rhymes as well: 揍你的肉"
10436t3_9d1s20,Dick's Sporting Goods has probably had to turn down a ton of hilarious marketing ideas.
10437t3_9d1rmi,Adoption is the only way you can choose the race of your child and have it be completely different from yours.
10438t3_9d1rfn,To all engaged in the world: You are about to be literally and metaphorically “fuckin family”
10439t3_9d1r8o,"Muscular, fit people and overly obese people can both be seen as having ""invested"" in their bodies."
10440t3_9d1ypa,"Texas Chainsaw Massacre Crossover with Flex Tape. But instead Leatherface, it should be John Denver with a chainsaw cutting furniture being chased by Phil Swift trying to fix the damages. Featuring the beautiful scenery of West Virginia with ""Take Me Home, Country Road"" playing in the background."
10441t3_9d1tn7,"One day before elections in the morning and afternoon, the government should send an ""amber alert"" like text message to everyone to notify them the time period voting poles are open as well as a link to see where their polling place is."
10442t3_9d1ql8,"Names are now unique-ID's for each person. i.e. Jeff, Jeff1, Jeff11, Jeff_xXx_420_xXx7"
10443t3_9d1ldg,"Memorize all the offensive hand gestures on earth and do a trip around the world, stopping in every single country to make use of their local offensive hand gestures!"
10444t3_9d1kjo,"Most high end cars now have sensors for rain/touch. So, put in a button that cracks all of your windows down a couple of inches to keep your car cool. The windows auto go up with rain or someone touching your car."
10445t3_9d1jtm,A news station called ELI5 that went into details about laws that are trying to be passed and what effect they have on everyone.
10446t3_9d293i,"In an alternate universe where former Spanish colonies became a world superpower, that country would be abbreviated as N.O.S.O.T.R.OS."
10447t3_9d28zt,"Nobody likes a freeloader, but everyone looks up to managers and higher ups."
10448t3_9d28ue,There is no banana soda
10449t3_9d28ch,We play video games for fun but we get so angry playing them.
10450t3_9d273h,A bad dream is a little bit like a human blue screen of death before the reboot
10451t3_9d26df,Going to a barbershop is almost the same as going into surgery. You’re putting your life in someone else’s hands.
10452t3_9d262r,"If 9/11 happened in the 2010s, we'd have some amazing, high quality and surrealistic footage of the event."
10453t3_9d2593,Caps lock and Insert are the two most useless keys on the keyboard today- but were important in the past. Num Lock get's a pass.
10454t3_9d24gh,"Hearing the sump pump kick on during a storm is simultaneously anxiety inducing, and comforting"
10455t3_9d2429,There’s no faster way to lose a texting argument than to type “duck you.” and hit send in the heat of the moment.
10456t3_9d240f,You don’t realize how good home cooking is until eating fast food for days straight.
10457t3_9d240b,Pushing your mouse to the edge of the mousepad and being just out of reach of the thing you were trying to click on is the digital equivalent of not being able to reach the tv remote.
10458t3_9d23if,"It's ""take a shit"" even though you're giving shit to the toilet"
10459t3_9d23hn,"If rabbit is considered ""game"" meat, then if it's farmed, it's technically no longer game."
10460t3_9d23g5,Hydrogen and oxygen are both flammable but put together they take out flames.
10461t3_9d23bk,Food porn photos of “home made” charcuterie boards are just groceries someone unwrapped.
10462t3_9d2353,Your Mom (yomama) jokes don't work on people whom have two fathers.
10463t3_9d22y2,Tattoos are the modern day symbols of your tribe.
10464t3_9d22um,People joke about fake internet points in order to get fake internet points.
10465t3_9d22sh,A conclusion in an essay is basically just a TL;DR for teachers
10466t3_9d22p0,"When a game is 80% off and you still won't buy it, it is time to remove it from your wishlist"
10467t3_9d2243,The simple belief of homosexuality being a sin is not intolerance without action. While being mad at someone for this belief is.
10468t3_9d21yf,The people who died in Pompeii have a more enduring legacy than most of the Romans at that time after their bodies got excavated.
10469t3_9d21uu,Maybe people are so upset with Nike because they know Nike spends millions on market research and still calculated that pissing off people who hate players kneeling was actually a smart business move.
10470t3_9d21ra,"When it comes to food, the better something taste the worse it is for you. When it comes to exercise, the worse something feels the better it is for you. Too bad those aren’t the other way around."
10471t3_9d1z2y,The thing about Benito Cheeto's corruption isn't necessarily that it's so pervasive; the thing that's noteworthy is that Benito is so blatantly proud of it.
10472t3_9d2jxf,"Units of measure for bytes should have really been called ""Bugbyte,"" ""Dogbyte,"" ""Sharkbyte."""
10473t3_9d2ily,Use silly string to insulate your house. That you also built out of silly string.
10474t3_9d2cj1,An app/website that lets you press a button that orders coffee at any time during the night.
10475t3_9d2b76,NPR music festival
10476t3_9d2a6y,"Dr Pepper should have an idea contest and the winner gets money for a doctorate program. I call it ""Doctorate Pepper"""
10477t3_9d29bk,"people should put a coupon code in a random spot in the terms and conditions and tell everyone at the beginning that it's there and if they really read it, they will find it"
10478t3_9d27su,Every tv gets all the channels for free. You then pay for cable each month based on how much tv you watch.
10479t3_9d268x,"Samsung letting users use the s pen to zoom and trace the part of a pic they want in focus and blur the rest for bokeh effect. Also, Apple with the pencil on the iPad."
10480t3_9d25v8,Have 4 Labor Days a year. All businesses have to acknowledge and give employees at least one of them off a year.
10481t3_9d24pn,Someone please open a murder themed burger joint called Whobunit?
10482t3_9d23we,"I’m tiredof people being lumped into left/right, or liberal/conservative, or democrat/republican. There should be a test you can take to show you exactly where on the scale you are."
10483t3_9d2ndq,The only way to ensure my dad sees real trump news... I have to screen shot articles and post them to Instagram...
10484t3_9d2j8f,I replied to a T_D user a PBS timeline article and they kept calling it a blog. These people are insane.
10485t3_9d2rdd,"Allow Trump to testify against Mueller LIVE on television a la OJ case. Have America vote as jury members a la American Idol. Who ever wins gets to say ""Ya FIRED!"" to the loser. Oh and the judge(s) would be Randy Jackson, Alex Jones and Judge Judy."
10486t3_9d327d,Spitting image
10487t3_9d2z0p,Either Sen. Collins VOTES NO on Kavanaugh OR we fund her future opponent
10488t3_9d2um4,"Trump suggests protesting should be illegal | Trump denounces protesters critical of his Supreme Court nominee: ""I think it’s embarrassing for the country to allow protesters"""
10489t3_9d36gc,"""Disgruntled former employees"""
10490t3_9d39md,Trump suggests protesting should be illegal
10491t3_9d3kfx,Marty McFly significantly hindered humanity's technological progress.
10492t3_9d3kfo,School busses never stop for gas. Not even on a trip.
10493t3_9d3kf9,We have become so sophisticated that a piece of plastic or paper can tell us what to do.
10494t3_9d3k45,The first person to be seen riding a horse must have been pre-history's most legendary badass.
10495t3_9d3k17,The earth is getting warmer because of cow farts.
10496t3_9d3k13,Wait till you find out that Calvin Klein is also paying Colin Kaepernick for using his initials.
10497t3_9d3jza,The homeless dude spending time at library and read more books that busy crazy rich people.
10498t3_9d3j3m,"Soon If the internet speed same as light speed, so does the destruction of humans will be as light speed!"
10499t3_9d3j3l,Anyone with 2 eyes have more eyes than the average person.
10500t3_9d3ius,Screenshots singlehandedly killed the phone wallpaper business.
10501t3_9d3iul,The world would continue as usually if we stopped writing the D in Wednesday.
10502t3_9d3ils,We’ll never really know which jokes went over our heads as kids when watching tv shows or movies.
10503t3_9d3iev,We are closer to 2030 than 2010
10504t3_9d3ien,Your fart’s smell is your butt’s font
10505t3_9d3hzg,Birth certificates are like receipts from the day you were born.
10506t3_9d3gr1,Squirrels are evolved rats.
10507t3_9d3ghv,The playplace at McDonalds is just a human size cat tower.
10508t3_9d3g0z,Foreplay is just a ploy to have full on sexual intercourse.
10509t3_9d3fup,"When people think about zombies or an apocalyptic world, many don’t consider how loud it might actually be with alarms that don’t turn off by themselves."
10510t3_9d3fb2,Gyros are just Greek tacos.
10511t3_9d3f65,War reenactments could get to the point where they are so popular that people are having reenactments of the most famous reenactments.
10512t3_9d3ema,"The most popular version of Despacito is that featuring Justin Bieber which is a cover and technically a sequel to Despacito, making it Despacito 2."
10513t3_9d3eft,Being a child is hating leftovers. Being an adult is loving them.
10514t3_9d3ef2,The world's worst invasive species is homo sapiens.
10515t3_9d3e7n,We are really good at empathizing with one another because we evolved to have very similar psyches.
10516t3_9d3vob,Most of the pictures of food that people post on social media look so disgusting.
10517t3_9d3vll,"Competition is like climbing a mountain, where the competitors are the rocks. You have to pull them down to get to the top"
10518t3_9d3vlh,Humans are in constant denial of their mortality. There is no other explanation of how someone can be happy!
10519t3_9d3ukw,"If brushing your teeth was as satisfying as cleaning your ears, everyone's dental health would be way better"
10520t3_9d3uj6,"When landlines completely disappear, we might as well use our cell numbers like our Social Security Numbers"
10521t3_9d3uev,"Cages aren't made of iron, they're made of thoughts"
10522t3_9d3ubr,Elephants trunk is a huge penis
10523t3_9d3u1y,It is said that out inner world is more important than looks. But think about how many people are trying to look better opposed to the people who are trying to get smarter.
10524t3_9d3th3,Getting a college education is life’s version of pay-to-win.
10525t3_9d3tbb,Ryan Reynolds needs to go on Eric Andre
10526t3_9d3sxh,"If adults looked around them as much as babies do, the world would probably be a safer place."
10527t3_9d3swv,Parasites eating their way into our skull and laying eggs is considered Normal
10528t3_9d3stb,The reason libraries are quiet is to mourn the trees that were killed to make the books.
10529t3_9d3sll,Everyday at midnight thousands of people in your time zone miss a deadline for something important.
10530t3_9d3scd,"If You Think About It, More People Have Died Than Been Born."
10531t3_9d3s83,It would make more sense for the Tooth Fairy to leave behind a chocolate bar (or other sweets) instead of a dollar.
10532t3_9d3s1z,Every time you see Laurence Fishburne in a movie it’s Morpheus. He’s just in the Matrix as a different person.
10533t3_9d3rhh,"Women get paid what you're worth? Fuck out of here with that shit. Men have been working for thousands of years, you're the new kid on the block you can't expect to be equal overnight."
10534t3_9d3rgj,The first caterpillar to turn into butterfly must've felt like it was on shrooms.
10535t3_9d3rbv,"The person who discovered milk looked at a cow, squeezed its dangly parts, and drank the weird white liquid that came out."
10536t3_9d3qof,Every person born has twice as many ancestors as their parents
10537t3_9d3q6h,The first thing any zombie virus do after infection is killing the common sense.
10538t3_9d3q0s,"Hulu: ""The Following"" is intended for mature audiences. Viewer discretion is advised."
10539t3_9d3ove,Absolutely nothing slower than an old man walking a baby.
10540t3_9d3oqv,"For an Archaeologist, Indiana Jones sure has a really high body count."
10541t3_9d3tkf,ISPs should charge monthly bills based on the average down speeds delivered that month - this incentivizes them to deliver faster internet
10542t3_9d3nt7,‘Kippers for Slippers’. A charity that makes smoked fish into footwear and sends them to impoverished children in Africa.
10543t3_9d3h8x,Weight loss strategies not working out for you? Move to Venezuela for a year.
10544t3_9d3glt,"(Inspired by a former post) Tinder but like a rating app, where people leave stars and comment on the service provided."
10545t3_9d3757,Reboot the Cosby Show
10546t3_9d35qe,Name hurricanes and tropical storms after comic book villains.
10547t3_9d2yxz,Make Hoverboard at your home easy way with low cost step by step process.
10548t3_9d44dz,Trump's fellow-alumini and rocket-enthusiast makes equally-false allegations of Trump-ian proportions against Thai 'cave-boys' rescuer
10549t3_9d41fr,"The US should merge with every other country with a red, white, and blue flag, to create a super-nation that could truly be called ""The Red, White, and Blue."""
10550t3_9d4usz,Kevin’s Famous Chili from The Office is just a prop.
10551t3_9d4ts5,Our coffee table has anything and everything chucked on it - except coffee
10552t3_9d4ru9,The world is just an illusion our minds made up. So we kinda dream our life and also live our dream.
10553t3_9d4rc8,No matter how much you try to clean it always ends up dirty
10554t3_9d4r2o,Every atom of Iron in our blood was once inside the core of a dying star.
10555t3_9d4qma,4 out of 3 people in the world are not good at Mathematics.
10556t3_9d4qej,Roses are sometimes red by violets arent blue.
10557t3_9d4q2o,"As long as you are nice and funny, you can get laid."
10558t3_9d4q01,"Egg ""whites"" look transparent before heat is applied to make them look white."
10559t3_9d4pzd,Every grain of sand in the sahara used to be part of a bigger stone
10560t3_9d4pj7,2006-2012 feels like a lot has changed whereas 2012-2018 does not
10561t3_9d4oqp,"Now that hyphenated surnames are popular, surnames are going to become longer and longer as new generations start having kids"
10562t3_9d4o3h,We finally reached gaming photorealism when we noticed a scenery looks like a game instead of the other way around.
10563t3_9d4o2x,"The real monster in Alien: Covenant wasn't the Xenomorphs, but the guy that looks like, talks, walks, and acts like another human."
10564t3_9d4o0c,"Knives consist of a well designed, ergonomic grip that directly transitions into one of the most un-ergonomic things a human can hold"
10565t3_9d4nd9,People who talk shit about you to your face in a joking manner is mad about you.
10566t3_9d4n7n,"At some point, we're going to have to start calling Peter Parker the new Spider-Man of 2099."
10567t3_9d4mrw,Life is like one big merry-go-round. You only get so many full orbits before it's time to get off
10568t3_9d4m37,"If nobody is liking your Instagram posts, you feel bad. Someone likes more than 2 posts: *stalker*"
10569t3_9d4m2i,“Put him/her to sleep” can be nurturing or extremely sinister.
10570t3_9d4lul,"Since we sent robots to Mars before sending humans,isn’t it possible that the first extraterrestrials that we encounter on earth could not be the aliens themselves, but might be their technology instead."
10571t3_9d4kui,"When someone sends ""lol"", the one thing they likely didn't do, was laugh out loud."
10572t3_9d4knr,There comes a time in your life where you stop worrying if you look good without your shirt off and hope you look good enough with a shirt on.
10573t3_9d4jqh,Every person on Earth can take a unique picture that no other person can take for them: a selfie.
10574t3_9d4jei,WiFi is the asteroid equivalent for Google Chrome's T-Rex
10575t3_9d4z5c,Cut off all your fingers and toes.
10576t3_9d560z,"Trump, acting like a child with poor impulse control, has now tweeted four separate times in the past several hours that Secretary of Defense James Mattis never said he acted like a child with poor impulse control."
10577t3_9d5cjm,If cats were the dominat species on the planet fear would be considered a positive emotion
10578t3_9d5bxt,How awkward must It be for Hentai voice actors
10579t3_9d5bhz,Trust Is Pressing CTRL + C Just The Once
10580t3_9d5b9l,The clothes you wear is the font of your body
10581t3_9d5aqp,Indiana Jones was more of a thief than an archaeologist
10582t3_9d5ama,Lightning is basically really really homesick electrons
10583t3_9d59wn,the men gather to smell the farts of the gassy sexy woman
10584t3_9d59r3,When an interviewer interviews an interviewer
10585t3_9d59p4,"At one point, you were 2x older/younger than one sibling of yours"
10586t3_9d59lv,"From an evolution standpoint, having a “screaming crying at all hours of the night” stage of development that last so long is the ultimate flex of our species."
10587t3_9d59ih,"Before social media was as immensely popular as it is today, having a few ""followers"" that weren't just friends was probably a huge deal."
10588t3_9d596q,Vomiting is your stomachs version of rage quitting
10589t3_9d58s5,"When millennials age and retire, they will form a large part of the gaming population"
10590t3_9d58hf,A nun can have that many children.
10591t3_9d58fl,Water is invisible until light shines on it
10592t3_9d58eq,People who have the time to come up with major epiphanies during their hygiene rituals are probably wasting a lot of water.
10593t3_9d57dw,Our brain may be tricking us into thinking we have free will whenever we think about free will.
10594t3_9d578d,Eyelids are just curtains for your eyes
10595t3_9d575k,Liking your own comment is like being an actor and going to a screening of your own film.
10596t3_9d56o7,Technology is using things in the way it wasn't intended to be used
10597t3_9d55ge,"Death is slowly eating the fries of your life. Whenever one is eaten, it's another year off your life until it's all gone. Sauce is like a quality of life."
10598t3_9d54e1,Scooby Doos whole character is based on and/or symbolizes addiction.
10599t3_9d52z3,"We steal dogs from their parents when they are young, however they still love us and go crazy when they see us"
10600t3_9d52qd,"Jared Fogle looks like such a friendly, wholesome guy."
10601t3_9d52jn,Herpes infected people who complain about the “stigma” do so because they want non-infected people to be with them and don’t care about infecting them.
10602t3_9d5h6x,"This Day in Trump History: Clinton suggests Russia working to elect Trump. (This is from before the 2016 election. Needless to say, she was right.)"
10603t3_9d5eyk,"This Day in Trump History: Even though we know Trump is an incessant habitual liar, I still find it shocking. Because it's not something a decent person does. And we expect the President to show decency. Donald Trump just flat-out lied about Trump Tower wiretapping."
10604t3_9d5eeb,Word of the Day
10605t3_9d5s60,Brake lights on cars should transition from yellow to red to distinguish between slowing down and coming to a complete stop.
10606t3_9d5s00,Start referring to Nike and NFL boycotters as 'Snowflakes.'
10607t3_9d5o70,A subscription service that gives you absolutely nothing. £5 a month; or £9.99 a month for the ad-free version.
10608t3_9d5n1r,LG Q9 Leaked Hands-on Image may disappoint the Consumers
10609t3_9d5mgr,What if spotify had a feature where they could take your most listened to music and give you tour dates for those bands or artists that are closest to you?
10610t3_9d63rw,Putting on earphones and ignoring street advertisers handing out flyers is like having adblock on your internet
10611t3_9d63bx,Constructive criticism is just a polite way of telling someone they suck.
10612t3_9d62s9,"When someone fucks your mom, you generally either get really mad at them for it, or you love them unconditionally for your entire life."
10613t3_9d62qv,Grocery stores are like animal shelter for food
10614t3_9d62qq,"To a fish, being pulled out of the water is basically the same as someone yanking a person up into space."
10615t3_9d62ki,People think that everyone has a specific body smell while in reality our clothes smell exactly just like our houses and it has nothing to do with our body
10616t3_9d62gd,Birds are just like fish but in the air instead water
10617t3_9d61w7,"Farts would be really akward, if they were colorful."
10618t3_9d61io,"If you turn a corner on your bicycle with no hands, you executed the turn with your butt cheeks."
10619t3_9d61hn,"We had signal ""bars"" on phones to measure network reception strength for over 20 years, yet it's about the most unreliable measurement in a phone today"
10620t3_9d6181,Ash Ketchum in Pokémon didn't have a father
10621t3_9d60u9,Someone will be that guy that will die for cancer one hour before the scientists find a cure for cancer
10622t3_9d608r,"If dirt and grime could think, it'd see powerwashing as weaponized erosion"
10623t3_9d5yrf,Destiny is just future history
10624t3_9d5ykt,When you 'Button up your shirt' you actually button it down.
10625t3_9d5yk0,"All jokes aside, the simple idea of ""things in this universe is either potato or not potato"" is the fundamental idea of all the advanced stuff we see these days, like how computers work."
10626t3_9d5y2w,Congratulations to everyone for going as far as not thinking of picking up that sharp object that is/was nearby and using it to cut their own throat.
10627t3_9d5xse,They're gonna have to hire archaeologists to rediscover any surviving artifacts at the National Museum of Brazil.
10628t3_9d5xlj,"Soon, “Social media influencer” will go the way of “town crier” as job that no longer exists"
10629t3_9d5wuw,"If you stay married to the same woman long enough, she probably knows you better than your own mother."
10630t3_9d5wjz,You can tell a lot about someone by how they react if you have to wake them up for something in the middle of their sleep
10631t3_9d5w8y,The first person to drink milk was probably a pervert.
10632t3_9d5voa,"One day, someone did the last ever Ice Bucket Challenge but no one will ever know who it was"
10633t3_9d5vgh,Baby clothes are made more for parents than babies as babies will outgrow these clothes long before they understand the purpose of them
10634t3_9d5vg1,iF tHE WorLd WaS fLAt CatS wOULd pUsh sTuFf oF thE EdGe!
10635t3_9d6bbd,Scooby-Doo taught us that the real monsters always turn out to be humans
10636t3_9d6b2a,"If And Then There Were None took place today, the murderer might actually be caught."
10637t3_9d6b1n,"If you ever don’t feel unique, just remember that even your mirror raises her right hand when you raise your left."
10638t3_9d6axx,If you think about age in Levels then It doesn't seem so bad getting older
10639t3_9d6alf,Boku no hero academia is just sky high the anime
10640t3_9d6ald,"""Tear drops on this guitar"" is basically a song about Taylor Swift getting friend zoned"
10641t3_9d69xp,"Most working adults wish they could retire, while most retirees wish they could work again."
10642t3_9d69q4,Imagination is the CGI of the mind
10643t3_9d696n,Autocorrect could really use Autocorrect
10644t3_9d696h,Slippers are actually anti-slippers for your feet.
10645t3_9d68pd,"Luzia, oldest woman fossil from Brazil survived 12k years being cared for by nature, but not more than 30 years by people."
10646t3_9d68cv,"You cannot make the voice in your head speak louder, no matter how hard you try."
10647t3_9d68ch,Forklifts are the real pickup trucks
10648t3_9d67si,"If you breathe in your own farts, they just get recycled into another fart, creating and endless cycle of farts."
10649t3_9d67kj,"According to the theory of evolution, it's hard to define who the first human being is. If the first human being is undefined, the second one is undefined too."
10650t3_9d67jr,Half Life 3 is this gaming generations Duke Nukem Forever
10651t3_9d671q,Witches are always hiding in movies. But they have all the power
10652t3_9d66mg,Humans not having the ability to hibernate is a major design flaw
10653t3_9d66gr,Being grown up is making unnecessary groaning or struggling noises when you have to make minor movements that require little to no effort
10654t3_9d66dw,"It's weird to think about how most of the snacks we eat like chips/popcorn and others, were once just vegetables."
10655t3_9d66ck,"When you're driving in reverse gear, you know that the speedometer actually works despite the fact you never looked at it"
10656t3_9d666r,How a person reacts to and treats new technology is how they react to and treat life in general.
10657t3_9d64xh,There was one person who read the first Harry Potter book before anyone else and had to wait longest for seventh part to come out
10658t3_9d64hu,Any criticism can be constructive depending on how the individual uses it.
10659t3_9d63t7,Alcohol is to puking as coffee is to pooping.
10660t3_9d6hvo,Laser Tag where you get points for pistol whipping.
10661t3_9d6gfp,Infiltrate Trumps staff and begin pushing the idea that his only chance at victory in 2020 is to flip and go Democrat.
10662t3_9d6sl7,Max Boot: President Trump is unfit for office. Bob Woodward’s ‘Fear’ confirms it.
10663t3_9d6qzq,"After Kavanaugh hearing, Trump suggests protesting his nominee should be illegal"
10664t3_9d67su,Just do it.
10665t3_9d5ue8,Dotard keeps using his platform to help Bob Woodward sell more copies of his new book!
10666t3_9d75n9,"Most, if not all, consider themselves the hero of their own story; but many are actually the villain."
10667t3_9d759y,"Having been born, we've all at least won one gold medal in swimming."
10668t3_9d752u,"Lions are nicknamed the ""King of the jungle"" but lions don't live in jungles."
10669t3_9d74y8,You would saddle a dead horse if you were a taxidermist
10670t3_9d74ai,Have you check in the box
10671t3_9d7447,Humans are the only species that change their food preferences - meat eaters vs vegetarian through out their life.
10672t3_9d73re,"People can be legally blind, but imagine being illegally blind"
10673t3_9d73gd,If humans weren’t the apex animals whatever the apex animal was would have humans as their mascots for their sports teams.
10674t3_9d73f7,Famous singers probably hear songs on the radio that they wrote about an ex-lover ten years ago.
10675t3_9d72yp,You have to get tased to carry a tazer. You have to get maced to carry mace. You don’t have to get shot to carry a gun.
10676t3_9d72rr,"by definition, our memory in volatile."
10677t3_9d71ye,"When we’re older, we’ll be telling our kids about how one dollar could buy us so much"
10678t3_9d7187,A rain jacket’s intended use also functions as washing instructions
10679t3_9d70p9,"Being able to feel bored is not an annoyance, it is actually our biggest weapon."
10680t3_9d70o7,Some people have to take the results of a calculator at face value
10681t3_9d70ly,7-Eleven is probably really happy 9/11 didn't happen 2 months earlier
10682t3_9d70id,A bouquet of flowers is the result of castrating a bunch of plants.
10683t3_9d6zx3,You know you love your job when you often forget how far the weekend is
10684t3_9d6zuq,"If humans had the same intellect as animals, we would be one of the first species to go extinct."
10685t3_9d6zif,Juul pods are the new cigarette butts
10686t3_9d6zae,The Toaster Oven is the Adult version of the Easy Bake Oven....
10687t3_9d6ykv,"It's so exciting that brain reacts differently in different situations. When you talk about itch so much, you start itching, but when you talk about studying, the opposite happens."
10688t3_9d6ydl,Mario has never seen a Boo’s eyes.
10689t3_9d6xep,Humans have domesticated colour.
10690t3_9d6xc9,Who knew Uncle Drew was a documentary
10691t3_9d7blj,Create reverse jails in the most dangerous cities for non criminals to live safely.
10692t3_9d70s8,"A ""move on"" button on digital ads so advertisers will stop trying to sell me stuff I have already bought"
10693t3_9d6x8h,"Labor day should be on 9/25, or ""Nine to Five""."
10694t3_9d6vgz,"Combine the Hulk and Bruce Banner instead of having them switch places, but instead of giving them banners intellect and Hulks body, give them Hulk's intellect with Banner's body."
10695t3_9d7lic,A shovel is just a giant spoon
10696t3_9d7l8s,"If the earth's axis wasn't tilted, (and therefore had no seasons), mankind wouldn't have a concept of years until they developed astronomy."
10697t3_9d7l5h,The most unrealistic thing about TV sitcoms is how the characters never wear the same clothes more than once.
10698t3_9d7l4w,Eggs are simply tasty chicken poo
10699t3_9d7l38,Sports have the interesting ability to be an absolute thrill to anyone involved and to look remarkably stupid to anyone who isn’t
10700t3_9d7kq3,"If rotten food were good for our health or important for our existence, it would smell wonderful to us"
10701t3_9d7kma,"Everyone seems to think that they won't meet someone of a certain level of quality at a bar or club, and forget, that they are one of those other people at that bar or club."
10702t3_9d7k6g,You're more likely to run into someone who's a horrible person within the Internet than real-life.
10703t3_9d7k3z,If John Wick was made in the medieval age he would probably be named John the Wicked
10704t3_9d7jm6,"In movies and tv,they never show people watching movies or tv."
10705t3_9d7ii1,Having our cellphones constantly on our person(s) hasn't been a norm long enough for us to know its lifetime effects
10706t3_9d7ibx,"Good thing we can read our own handwriting, no matter how bad it is."
10707t3_9d7hrk,Chemistry is just atoms studying atoms
10708t3_9d7hkb,"If you see someone barking at a tree in a park, it is probably wise not to suggest that they are barking up the wrong tree, as that tree is more than likely the tree they have selected to bark at."
10709t3_9d7hd2,Casually sinking a tough trash can shot never gets old
10710t3_9d7hc6,"at the end of 2017, legally, there were no such things as 90s kids, as everybody born in the 1990s would be at least 18 years old"
10711t3_9d7h16,The reason why we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind the scenes with everyone else’s highlight reel
10712t3_9d7gvp,"No Question is a small question, No answer is the ultimate answer. And every quote is arguable, including this one."
10713t3_9d7gv8,Two types of gas tank management: Those who fill at 1/4 only putting 10 gallons in a 14 capacity tank and those who know you can drive 50 miles with the light on and 14 capacity is a low-ball estimate for 14.7 when you fill.
10714t3_9d7g7k,"If the world ran on 'the power of positive thinking', the batteries would have died a long time ago."
10715t3_9d7g5d,Everyone is a published author during their dreams.
10716t3_9d7g54,"If you go by definition alone, drag queens with coulrophobia are afraid of themselves."
10717t3_9d7g49,"If everyone got the weather they wanted, the world would end"
10718t3_9d7fpw,The incessant downplaying of the herpes virus only serves to help it spread.
10719t3_9d7f9v,"Being well dressed, smiling more & smelling cool, could fix your ""feeling ugly"" feeling a little."
10720t3_9d7uev,"If we were sentient tree people the phrase ""barking up the wrong tree"" would be the pinnacle of dad humor"
10721t3_9d7u9h,"If our heads put on fat as easily as the rest of our body, that’d be some weird shit."
10722t3_9d7tqi,Night owls are actually early birds because they stay up in the first hours of the morning
10723t3_9d7qzd,Buying life insurance is like betting money that you will die a certain way to get a high cash reward
10724t3_9d7qpx,"We are overjoyed to discover hidden inside pockets in our jackets, but we still don’t use them."
10725t3_9d7pu8,"Creating a human with real intelligence is free, but creating a a fake one with artificial intelligence not as complex as humans takes millions of dollars"
10726t3_9d7pl2,Plugging an extension cables pug into its own socket is the equivalent of something almost every guy has tried to do to themselves
10727t3_9d7pir,Spider man can feel his spidey sense all over his body
10728t3_9d7p5n,People working in Nike sweatshops would love Nike's new spokesperson if they could afford TVs.
10729t3_9d7p0n,"When you get out of a serious, long-term relationship, your answer to “Why did it end?” changes as time passes and your thoughts become clearer."
10730t3_9d7oz0,You have touched butts with millions of strangers via public toilets.
10731t3_9d7nzj,"Oral-B brand for electric toothbrushes might have been created as a goofy eponym for a ""mouth bee"", because of the buzzing sound it makes while brushing."
10732t3_9d7mxz,"Thanks to video games, and shows like The Walking Dead, we're probably better prepared for a zombie apocalypse than ever before"
10733t3_9d7mm4,Sunglasses prevent blinding by lightly blinding you.
10734t3_9d7mfr,"When using a microwave, the quick min button is only quickest up to three minutes"
10735t3_9d8463,"Mountain Dew should make a sports drink where they team up with Nike and use the slogan ""Just Dew It"""
10736t3_9d82py,A collaborative album by Jack White and Jack Black called the Black and White Album
10737t3_9d8185,"Filter out previously viewed images across social media applications... I barely cared about Sandra's first day at school when it comes up on the first app, let alone when i see it again on a different application"
10738t3_9d7w7v,Colin Kaepernick should become the new face of the NRA so its supporters can destroy their guns in disgust
10739t3_9d7gza,"We start using electronic voting booths that print out a randomly generated number, that you plug into a website to verify your vote was counted correctly."
10740t3_9d8630,"Pre-Emptively tourniquet all your soldiers limbs before they go into battle, and give them morphine for the pain. Now when they get shot they can just keep going"
10741t3_9d84xo,"An app or a smartwatch that transmits your body smell to trained dogs elsewhere, so that they can sniff you and detect your cancer and other diseases regularly."
10742t3_9d8llt,"If you were a bird, you would never be afraid of heights"
10743t3_9d8lkv,Depression is like wanting to go home and realizing you don’t have a home. Nothing feels like home anymore.
10744t3_9d8lj4,Mars would have just been a post-earth planet and venus is a pre-earth planet.
10745t3_9d8kxb,Kids these days don’t know a BlackBerry use to be the smartest phone. Now it’s just a fruit.
10746t3_9d8kx4,"Today, Jazz Is Played To Make Events Or People Be Seen As Classy. Back In The Day, Jazz Was Super Popular But Also Seen As Evil By Older People. Today, Rap Is Super Popular and Seen As Evil by Older People, In The Future, Rap Will Be Played At Expensive Events To Make Them Seem More Classy."
10747t3_9d8kk8,Humans are the only animals that can control when and where to have sex.
10748t3_9d8kgt,The first person to drink cow milk must have been a complete dumbass who then managed to get another person to do the same thing.
10749t3_9d8k4u,Sriracha is just spicy ketchup.
10750t3_9d8jxg,Stupid successful people are more motivational than smart successfull people
10751t3_9d8js8,Eminem = M and M = Marshall Mathers.
10752t3_9d8j6x,It would only be a good idea to a flying car until about 10% of the population also has flying cars.
10753t3_9d8ire,"Super Smash Bros forces our beloved characters to fight one another to the death, without any hope of escaping."
10754t3_9d8imc,The Big Bang was just the start of our simulation
10755t3_9d8ihd,Many people find the loves of their lives while getting their bachelor’s degree.
10756t3_9d8i7u,"If the earth was flat but the center of gravity was still in the middle, walking to the edge of that earth would be equal to climbing the mount everest on a round earth"
10757t3_9d8hrw,There are people out there who are missing some great thoughts here.
10758t3_9d8he8,You either die as someone’s child or live long enough to become an orphan.
10759t3_9d8gvb,"If you keep looking for answers inside the box, all you’re going to find is other stuff in the box."
10760t3_9d8gsy,Each day that Queen Elizabeth wakes up makes it one day less likely that Charles will live long enough to be crowned King.
10761t3_9d8goi,"If you write something in English backwards, you make it look like you know Welsh fluently."
10762t3_9d8gno,Champagne is both a soft drink and a hard drink.
10763t3_9d8gn2,Actors are just really really good liars
10764t3_9d8ggw,All people time travels. Only just slowly going forward in time.
10765t3_9d8g9k,"When you draw a carbon atom with a pencil, you are using carbon to represent carbon."
10766t3_9d8fr2,There is a fine line between archeology and grave robbing
10767t3_9d8ut9,If a baby was born immediately falling from the stratosphere down a big downwards tunnel... it would consider gravity to be pretty 'straight forward'.
10768t3_9d8uoc,Thanking your teacher > thanking your bus driver.
10769t3_9d8uhu,Orange flavored Tic-Tacs are the least effective breath mint ever.
10770t3_9d8ts9,A bagel is a doughnut who gave up on his dreams.
10771t3_9d8taz,"Saying ""Forward"" and ""back"" your lips moves in those direction."
10772t3_9d8t2g,Safaris are just drive thru zoos.
10773t3_9d8s98,Fortnite could easily be used to spread mass messages of propoganda.
10774t3_9d8rzg,Right after birth we spoke every single existing language equally well
10775t3_9d8r17,The Windows start-up animation (four orbs moving around before forming a window) is very similar to the motion imagery of the stars orbiting closely to the supermassive blackhole at the center of our galaxy.
10776t3_9d8qyp,"The world record for the longest time underwater is roughly 9 months, and every human holds it"
10777t3_9d8qyf,"Between day, week, month, and year, only week is not patered to any celestial body cycle."
10778t3_9d8q9a,The fact that old converted banks are such grand buildings and newer ones are fairly bland spaces suggests they were worried we would get wise.
10779t3_9d8q1f,"If you invented a A.R device that could scan your day to day life/surroundings, years later you could look back at your past self in a ghostly form, just like in racing video games. you could see all you've lost(people/things) and how your life has changed"
10780t3_9d8p3l,"It takes seconds to get an instant email newsletter when you sign up, but takes 24-72hrs to be removed."
10781t3_9d8opk,"Once you take a garbage bag out of it’s box, it’s in a perpetual state of being thrown away."
10782t3_9d8o2j,Massages are a bit like a SFW version of sex. People think it feels good and it makes them moan
10783t3_9d8nq2,No matter what you do your reflection will always beat you in a staring contest.
10784t3_9d8nlc,"If there is enough time to jump into a bullet, there must be enough time to get out the way."
10785t3_9d8mr8,If led pencils could masturbate they’d probably let out as much led as they could and then push it back in until the led broke.
10786t3_9d8mpj,There is a strong correlation between swallowing small amounts of saliva over an extended period of time and death.
10787t3_9d8mg5,The sound from a boiling kettle are just the screams of bacterias dying.
10788t3_9d8mbw,"""Everyone has a price"" is said by those who have a price and want to feel better about themselves."
10789t3_9d8mbg,The images taken by the Hubble show what those objects looked like millions of years ago because of the massive distance the light travels. Imagine how many civilizations could rise and fall in the time.
10790t3_9d9459,“Logging onto the internet” is something the new generations will never understand.
10791t3_9d93yc,A colony of Mantises would be doomed if the Females decided to turn Vegan
10792t3_9d93ki,Stalin has a great K/D ratio
10793t3_9d935e,"If Kaepernick wore a ""police for all"" hat or dyed his hair blue or really anything other than shitting on the flag and everyone that has served under it, his movement wouldn't be controversial at all."
10794t3_9d931s,"The equivalent of ""getting wet"" to a fish is when it's exposed to the air."
10795t3_9d92vb,Every mosquito or insect that stings wolverine dies because it's sting gets stuck in his skin.
10796t3_9d92f0,Life is way too ordered to be an accident
10797t3_9d92ee,Mt.dew is just imitation orange juice
10798t3_9d92dd,Math would probably be completely different if we had 12 fingers instead of 10
10799t3_9d9280,Something as simple as touching your toes is an achievement that only half of the population have achieved.
10800t3_9d926s,If a toy from toystory died. The kids wouldn't know and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.
10801t3_9d90xo,There is a penis pill advertisement on a porn site that is authentic and actually increases your size but we will never know.
10802t3_9d90k7,Consuming drugs isn't a problem until they consume you.
10803t3_9d90hl,Most of us will have completed our 1000th homework task at school without realising it and miss the opportunity to celebrate the occasion
10804t3_9d9097,Homework must have been much easier to focus on before the invention of the smartphone
10805t3_9d8zv5,90s kids were actually born in the mid to late 80s
10806t3_9d8zs2,Never tell your mother her age in binary.
10807t3_9d8yr8,Lawyers are the law system's equivalent to rake and the house always wins.
10808t3_9d8ykf,"If you donate money, you are even dumber than those that play the lottery since playing lottery actually has a non-zero chance of giving back your money"
10809t3_9d8ybd,"Since new car models are released in the prior year, your car is probably a year older than you think it is."
10810t3_9d8y96,"When you sit for too long, it deadass makes you dead-assed"
10811t3_9d8y6q,Maybe the reason why most of the posts on here are unoriginal is that we as a society has been taught to think in a specific logical way to pass through exams and get a job. Leading to a stagnation of creativity.
10812t3_9d8xw0,Some people type much louder than others.
10813t3_9d8wxc,Court cases are basically bar fights
10814t3_9d8wm3,A perfect Circle doesnt exist in the nature. We humans invented the perfect Circle
10815t3_9d9c4p,"Jerome Corsi, an associate of Roger Stone, has been subpoenaed to testify in the Special Counsel investigation into Russian election interference and whether Trump associates conspired to help. Mueller’s team appears to be zeroing in on Stone as a link between the Trump campaign and WikiLeaks."
10816t3_9d8gvn,Trump said condemning white supremacists was ‘biggest f---ing mistake I’ve made’: Woodward book
10817t3_9d8dy1,"The U.S. trade deficit widened for the second straight month in July and by the most since 2015 on record imports, despite President Trump's efforts to lower the trade deficit"
10818t3_9d8c7p,Trump describes his homoerotic fantasies to Dailey Caller
10819t3_9d7ywd,Progressive Lawyer Testifies Before Senate Judiciary Committee to Curry Favor with Kavanaugh
10820t3_9d7xos,Can the President pardon himself? Kavanaugh: I can't answer that.
10821t3_9d7v5i,Trump blames Jr for his endorsement of failed WY candidate Foster Friess
10822t3_9d7tnx,The Mike Pence Nike campaign.
10823t3_9d7rgr,"[YTP] The chaotic Strzok congressional hearing, but with dramatic music and sound effects"
10824t3_9d7re5,"Republicans hate when the government picks winners and losers. Also, F. U. Nike."
10825t3_9d7q8r,"Trump denied calling Jeff Sessions — or anyone — 'mentally retarded,' but old records show he has. IMPEACH"
10826t3_9d7m6i,Trump dismisses Bob Woodward’s book: ‘Lies and phony sources’ | US news
10827t3_9d7l1d,White House calls Woodward's book on Trump 'nothing more than fabricated stories' | TR: It will come out that there are tapes
10828t3_9d7iya,Official White House email promotes extreme partisan rhetoric
10829t3_9d7hau,All American's Can Agree.
10830t3_9d70qn,One of the editors for The Daily Caller has been secretly writing for a white supremacist website.
10831t3_9d9mgt,"Golden Voyager is a “time capsule” sent into space, containing pictures and sound from the Earth. The point is for aliens to find it after earth is obliterated, so they know somebody existed before them. But the thing is, us homo sapiens, will never know if it’ll actually be found."
10832t3_9d9lyy,"Contestants on reality TV shows, like the Bachelor(ette), probably watch themselves on TV while they're still in the show."
10833t3_9d9lqv,Kids today will never know the trauma of having to hear a Fergie song on the radio every 10 minutes.
10834t3_9d9le8,"If you make a problem more difficult it will take longer to solve, if you make failure fun then most will never solve it"
10835t3_9d9l0f,All the people wanting to ban AR-15s are going to be pissed when they find out shotguns are the ones that shoot multiple projectiles at once.
10836t3_9d9kzm,You know your species is doing well when pregnancy becomes a porn fetish.
10837t3_9d9kx5,"The amount of friends you have named ""Zach"" is directly proportional to how popular you were in the '90s"
10838t3_9d9kot,A bird's nest is a very basic tree house.
10839t3_9d9k3r,You can’t fear something you don’t know but you can fear the unknown
10840t3_9d9jv5,Mario's been secretly jealous of Luigi.
10841t3_9d9jrz,The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.
10842t3_9d9j9m,You never realize how much force you use to chew your food until you bite your lip
10843t3_9d9irq,Unloyal tasters were probably the most common reason for poisoned kings/queens etc
10844t3_9d9i1h,"If a alien distant from us 65 millions light years could with his technology spy our earth surface, he would see a wonderful world full of dinosaurs."
10845t3_9d9hds,Nike really missed an opportunity by not having a campaign with Ian McDiarmid as the lead
10846t3_9d9hbb,"If you cut the grass you are not just hurting the living species, but giving them all a “hair” cut"
10847t3_9d9h93,The Internet will be as old as the Pressing Press one day.
10848t3_9d9gtq,A corn dog is a hot dog's distant cousin.
10849t3_9d9gqi,"Driving, it's all fun and games until someone needs to shit"
10850t3_9d9fcd,Another definition for “stalling” could be when guys wait for other guys to leave the restroom before they leave the stall.
10851t3_9d9f1b,Brainwashing is just disorientation orientation.
10852t3_9d9ept,You are the result of a nut
10853t3_9d9eno,Sweating is supposed to keep the human body cool? Bull-fucking shit.
10854t3_9d9el3,7/11 would probably go bankrupt if the September attack happened two days earlier
10855t3_9d9eie,"When reading a book, you never skip page 1"
10856t3_9d9tqq,Kickfarter: a place to post shitty ideas that should never be funded
10857t3_9d9o5u,Execute death row inmates with an overdose of heroin instead of the current poison-mixture.
10858t3_9d92br,Build a large prison for non violent people. Once an individual becomes violent he is set free out of the prison together with people who are violent.
10859t3_9d91rs,Super Mario Runners Race
10860t3_9d8zbh,"People born in Generation Z should be called 'Zedsters'....but only in the USA, elsewhere they should be called 'Zeesters'"
10861t3_9d8v3e,"""Kicked in the nuts"" simulator should be invented as well, not only childbirth simulator."
10862t3_9d8rje,"We should abolish days of the week since its basically not based on anything. A year is earth circling the sun, a month is moon circling the earth, and a day is earth circling on itself."
10863t3_9d8o5g,Stuff an additional pair of underwear or two into your crotch to make it seem like you have a bigger penis
10864t3_9d8l5i,A fun prank: Make them study for a minimum of 16 years and then don't give them jobs
10865t3_9d8ere,"Instead of countries having tons of soldiers fighting in war, they should just settle their disputes by just having their leaders fight each other. That would be more practical."
10866t3_9da2m5,"Make a Nike Colin Kaepernick shirt that says""I don't really care do you"" on the back."
10867t3_9da1dw,Have Colin Kaepernik advertise AR-15s
10868t3_9dae2u,"Adulthood is when your mom doesn't bring you fruits cut and/or peeled in a bowl anymore, so you stop eating them altogether instead of doing it yourself"
10869t3_9dadqo,"More smarts, more depression."
10870t3_9dadbu,You could be feeling what someone else is feeling.
10871t3_9dacmo,The lazy susan industry owes a lot to the microwave industry
10872t3_9dabow,Whoever keeps putting the Power key next to Backspace needs to be shot
10873t3_9dabcc,Spider-Man would be so much cooler if it were in Australia
10874t3_9dabc3,Never take advice from a poor psychic.
10875t3_9dab2k,"Camouflage is the clam-jamming-est design you can have for underwear. It’s like, you’re close but you’ll never see it."
10876t3_9daazr,Neil Armstrong could've been sent back to his home world only to have been taken back to an alien world.
10877t3_9daaz1,"Colin kaepernick is getting a shoe deal from Nike, who knew you needed a custom shoe to kneel"
10878t3_9daage,Fortnite is bascially minecraft with guns
10879t3_9daaf0,"In the distant future, all homeless people will be naked."
10880t3_9daab7,Nintendo can get away with a game about a stereotypical Italian plumber who frequently murders the brown underlings of his arch nemesis
10881t3_9daa74,Money is comfort who doesn't like comfort
10882t3_9daa30,"If you have to carry a cell phone charger with you, you are using your phone more then it was designed to be used."
10883t3_9da9re,Slimes in fiction that can split and become more are just big cell blobs
10884t3_9da9gb,"Perhaps in a 100 years, air pollution will require us to go inside for a breath of fresh air"
10885t3_9da9b6,1994 is farther away than 2042
10886t3_9da96k,bees low key make fun of us when we run away from them. They go back to the hive and talk about how they purposely flew near us because they knew we would run
10887t3_9da956,Everyone's fighting to be on the front as we speak.
10888t3_9da8yg,"Old people drive slower while young people drive faster, even though young people have more to lose."
10889t3_9da8m5,The floating camera man in Super Mario 64 might have been an unknowing glimpse into the near future
10890t3_9da8ck,"People are just like the batteries in our phone. When your 50, you have already used 50% of your battery. When you die, the battery is dead."
10891t3_9da83n,"If you’re killing it, you’re doing a good job. If you butcher it, you’re doing a bad job."
10892t3_9da82k,Airlines is basically air taxi.
10893t3_9damaf,"Smart guns: guns that use gps to identify your location. If you are in a school, it wont fire."
10894t3_9dalij,"A school where students are free to go into any classroom at any time, stay there for as long as they want, and leave class whenever they want."
10895t3_9daj7s,"Cars should drive underground and use a ventilation system to trap the exhaust/CO2, leaving people to walk on the surface."
10896t3_9daeyu,Stuff an additional pair of penises into your crotch to make it seem like you have bigger underwear
10897t3_9daef7,Make people who get in wrecks on the freeway pay a small fee for every car they make get stuck in traffic
10898t3_9dapvk,Shazam for smells.
10899t3_9dap5b,Retro Dice: D-PAD D6 - Control your destiny!
10900t3_9db4vq,Cats in movies are normally portrayed as a cunning and smart individual and dogs are more likes simpletons or very dumb even tho in the real world it's the exact opposite.
10901t3_9db4sg,"If women are indeed equal, they can take power themselves with no help. If not, they don't deserve it."
10902t3_9db4ri,"Peter Pettigrew was a rat animagus, because he ratted the potters out to Voldemort."
10903t3_9db43w,It would be a psychological hell if animals could literally beg you for help if they were being killed
10904t3_9db428,Football is one of the few things that didn't lose its popularity through centuries.
10905t3_9db3po,A judge is just the parent who sorts out the arguments of the other parents
10906t3_9db3im,"If humans are animals, then in the Pokémon universe, humans would be Pokémon."
10907t3_9db3dd,Fingernails are always too short until they are suddenly too long
10908t3_9db3bi,"If NoFap wasn't placebo, priests and monks would be Ãœbermenschs!"
10909t3_9db2n0,"If someone gives you a counterfeit bill to pay for something, it seems that it would be OK to give them counterfeit change in return."
10910t3_9db2kx,High speed data only seems to work in the house.
10911t3_9db2is,The closest thing we may get to visiting an alternate reality is visiting an out of town walmart.
10912t3_9db2i7,Sitting on a public toilet is like sitting on a bunch of other nude asses
10913t3_9db1xs,The Jonny Jonny Yes papa is the same as twinkle twinkle twinkle little star
10914t3_9db1ww,A diss track is just two grown men writing angry poems about each other.
10915t3_9db1j0,"If someone gives you counterfeit bills, it seems tht it would be OK to give them counterfiet change."
10916t3_9db11d,"Since we don't have any powers, we must be the giants of the Universe."
10917t3_9db0nq,Cringing is the brains way of trying to hit the escape key
10918t3_9db0ck,"If you ask someone ""are they a cat person"" and if they say yes they're a furry"
10919t3_9db0a1,"elementary school math problems are sometimes so far fetched (e.g. person 1 has 40 apples, person 2 ate 20 of them, how many are left?)"
10920t3_9daz9z,"Reality television is supposed to portray a reality common of those who deal with the same situations, but it ironically looks and sounds so much more fake than the original situation."
10921t3_9dayyt,Noah must've built one damn good ark to stop the woodpeckers pecking through.
10922t3_9dayye,Nacho Cheese is savoury pudding.
10923t3_9daywi,"Kidnapping refers to adults too. Because adultnapping, just sounds nice."
10924t3_9dayhw,"Fermi Paradox - If you are traversing the galaxy, trying to discover the unknown, your purpose would be research orientated"
10925t3_9db4lw,"Colin Kaepernick should come out saying he supports standing for the National Anthem, just to see how fast people flip flop on their ideals."
10926t3_9dax4x,Felons Against Human Trafficking Non-Profit Organization
10927t3_9dayxb,David Frum: This Is a Constitutional Crisis
10928t3_9dao63,"Please vote. Encourage others to vote. Encourage others to encourage others to vote. Organize, organize, organize. Be loud. Bother people. Make sure they understand that voting really, really MATTERS."
10929t3_9da7b8,"""The Times today is taking the rare step of publishing an anonymous Op-Ed essay. We have done so at the request of the author, a senior official in the Trump administration whose identity is known to us and whose job would be jeopardized by its disclosure. """
10930t3_9da6lx,"This is total gold. Right wing doof Laura Loomer interrupted the House Energy and Commerce's hearing on alleged anti-conservative bias. In response, Representative Billy Long (Missouri) auctioneered over her. Literally."
10931t3_9da2ng,"The White House is actively discussing replacements for Defense Secretary James Mattis. Yesterday Washington Post published excerpts of a new book by Bob Woodward, in which Woodward writes that Mattis told associates that the president had the understanding of ""a fifth- or sixth-grader."""
10932t3_9d9oph,Pence praises Sessions after Trump criticism
10933t3_9d9fp0,"Trump demands White House witch hunt, to find the sources of Woodward's book"
10934t3_9dbtel,"""The @nytimes just published an anonymous op-ed from a ""senior administration official."" I'd like to posit a guess as to who wrote it. Getting my @ashleyfeinberg on began with a single word that jumped out at me..."""
10935t3_9dbqao,"Here we go, Trump is losing his mind over the NYT Op-Ed"
10936t3_9dbq7u,"Yes, treason mister president"
10937t3_9dboo1,Nation Stunned That There Is Someone in White House Capable of Writing an Editorial
10938t3_9dc2yj,There must have been a disturbing amount of people deciding to feast in order to cause manufacturers to put DO NOT EAT on every package of silica gel.
10939t3_9dc2np,"Getting pets is the bewildering experience that to everyones complete surprise, two strangers you put into a room don’t necessarily want to hug and cuddle each other all day"
10940t3_9dc2e2,The internetedweb of ideas
10941t3_9dc25a,"‘Deep fried vegetables’ sounds gross, but ‘onion rings’ sounds good"
10942t3_9dc22u,If the world is a game Shady's what happens if you max out the bard skill tree
10943t3_9dc22d,"Life is a game where when you die you are judged to go to either heaven or hell, but if you are sent to ""hell,"" you just get reincarnated, and if you get sent to ""heaven,"" you move on to the next world. This process repeats itself until you reach the final world."
10944t3_9dc1u0,"If a right-wing player had refused to stand, to support gun rights, everything would have happened exactly the same, just mirrored"
10945t3_9dc1ir,"Technically, we are all the same age."
10946t3_9dc1fx,Killing a cockcroach and putting it in the garbage bin is like taking it straight to cockroach paradise.
10947t3_9dc1cj,"Even if you're a straight male, it's not very unlikely that someone else's sperm cells might have been swallowed by you because of contamination"
10948t3_9dc0jf,Social media gamified conversation.
10949t3_9dc05v,Money doesn't buy happiness because of the ability to buy material things but because it gives you time and freedom to do whatever you want.
10950t3_9dbz8c,"So after the NFL blackballed Kaepernick, Nike kept Kaep on their payroll as they locked in a new 8-year deal with the NFL then used that money to pay Kaepernick for a new line of shoes/apparel AND pay him an ""NFL All-Star"" salary... Nike finessed the NFL out of millions & it worked. DAMN."
10951t3_9dbymy,"Water glasses are the exact same as water balloons, but just a lot more painful."
10952t3_9dbyi8,"If your lungs are tree’s, smoking is autumn"
10953t3_9dbyds,Urinating is pleasurable. It is as if the body were encouraging us to drink more liquid in exchange for pleasure.
10954t3_9dbyau,It's amazing how your sleepiness goes away after stepping away from your desk.
10955t3_9dbxoh,Everybody from the greek island of lesbos regardless of gender or sexual orientation is technically a lesbian.
10956t3_9dbxl7,Us history classes are gradually going to get less descriptive as time goes on
10957t3_9dbxc6,Sleeping is one of the few things that takes longer the better you are at it.
10958t3_9dbwfk,Standing beside your vehicle and using a remote to start it is one of the douchiest things someone can do.
10959t3_9dbwfc,"Noses aren't meant to be picked, but nostrils are just the right size for a finger"
10960t3_9dbwcb,"If you travel all the way around the world, your head will have traveled a slightly greater distance than your feet"
10961t3_9dbwb2,Watching yourself self have sex in a mirror is both voyeurism and exhibitionism.
10962t3_9dbw9m,Plugging a power strip into an outlet is like wishing for more wishes.
10963t3_9dc4oi,White House says anonymous 'coward' behind NYT op-ed should resign
10964t3_9dc1k6,The anonymous op-ed writer may have been none other than Mike Pence.
10965t3_9dcivm,The human species is a pyramid scheme. It only keeps working because more and more people are recruited into the con.
10966t3_9dcitg,"Most of the time, documents in movies are only read when it’s pointed out the documents are confidential and not to be read."
10967t3_9dcinl,Teaching is just a year round presentation
10968t3_9dcihd,The fact parents drove us hundreds of miles on holiday without the aid of any technology is miraculous
10969t3_9dchu2,"Wives are like great songs. No matter how much you love it, if you listen to it non-stop, it'll eventually drive you insane."
10970t3_9dchoa,"You didn't have ""one job"". You had a ton of jobs, but nobody cares about the ones you did right."
10971t3_9dch4k,"Everyone's life is like their own television/film franchise, featuring occasional cameos by others. It's essentially the biggest ongoing crossover."
10972t3_9dcgrw,You can’t think of (or visualize) a color that doesn’t already exist
10973t3_9dcgqi,"When reminiscing on childhood memories, it seems like things weren't as vivid as they are now; when in truth, they would have been more vivid."
10974t3_9dcggm,"Somewhere, a CEO of a restaurant is laughing at social media posts where the servers blame the patron for not paying them very well."
10975t3_9dcfxw,Social media accounts that have been abandoned but just sit there are internet time capsules.
10976t3_9dcfva,"You can walk a bike, but you can’t bike a walk"
10977t3_9dcfn3,"People often get disgusted at the thought of sleeping at a hotel, yet in reality their rooms are probably cleaned more than their own."
10978t3_9dcfdg,Everything we know about ancient mythology was in fact the marvel of that time period.
10979t3_9dcfbi,Undocumented immigrants is like calling theft an undocumented purchase.
10980t3_9dcej3,"If cats are so agile, how come they break shit in peoples homes."
10981t3_9dcbn7,"If pro athletes didn’t want to dope and see what was possible, they’d all be telling on each other."
10982t3_9dcbh6,creamy avacado is natures’ manaise.
10983t3_9dcb92,Speeding to get to a Test on time is like gambling your entire life savings to win back a 5 Spot
10984t3_9dcaky,One day will come where we will be saving feral pigeon from extinction as it will be the last bird species on earth
10985t3_9dcahx,Neckbeards are to gaming stores as drunks are to bars.
10986t3_9dca17,A Perfect Circle is still a hole Holes need to be filled.
10987t3_9dc9v6,Pessimists will avoid bad scenarios better than optimists
10988t3_9dc9v0,"It's sad that in a new car ad, the only thing they can think to brag on is it's internet capabilities."
10989t3_9dc9ll,People stand for the national anthem to show respect for the fallen
10990t3_9dcq0q,'I'm a popularist': Trump struggles with Bannon's coaching in Woodward book
10991t3_9dcd3v,Kavanaugh convinced Ken Starr to revive the over-investigated Vince Foster conspiracy theory
10992t3_9dcx32,Using big vocabulary to sound smarter is like standing on a chair to look taller
10993t3_9dcx0q,A large percentage of MySpace accounts probably belong to people who are dead.
10994t3_9dcwpt,The phrase “You’re acting like an animal” is redundant because humans are animals.
10995t3_9dcvns,Bikes are basically human powered horses
10996t3_9dcvn2,Bees don't have knees
10997t3_9dcvj3,"At some point, someone has probably gotten in trouble for labeling laundry baskets as ""whites only"" and ""coloreds only"""
10998t3_9dcv9n,"Cockroaches escape from danger by flying towards it, not away."
10999t3_9dcuyq,Eating fruit is the vegan version of eating eggs...
11000t3_9dcuyk,"The phrase ""Cat got your tongue"" must have a weird background story"
11001t3_9dcuo2,Everyone has a different perception of Time
11002t3_9dcuhl,"With UBER developing self driving cars, UBER drivers are paying their employer to put them out of a job."
11003t3_9dcugc,Making grapes seedless is the fruit equivalent of getting your dog fixed.
11004t3_9dcu3o,People who work in food service have the power of disease at their fingertips
11005t3_9dcu0w,"""W"" is said ""double-u"", though it reads as a ""double-vee"""
11006t3_9dctzw,Your toes and fingers are like very tiny and slow printers that print nails instead of paper.
11007t3_9dctlt,"At some point, intelligent life will find porn after humans have been long gone and will think this is how our species mate. Then they will find more porn and wonder why we were so obsessed with recording it."
11008t3_9dct04,"You can be ""up near"" and ""down by"" somewhere at the same time."
11009t3_9dcsy7,Grocery store bulk bins are nasty because for all we know someone shoved their hands down their pants then directly touched the food
11010t3_9dcsnb,It is socially unacceptable to say that a person doesn't want children but increasingly acceptable to avoid vaccinating them.
11011t3_9dcse0,"The phrase ""it is what it is"" is both a tautology and a pleonasm."
11012t3_9dcs6i,"Not all dreams will come true, especially dreaming of having superpowers or flying."
11013t3_9dcs1d,The world would be a lot different if companies fought each other the same way countries do.
11014t3_9dcs0u,A zombie recovery clinic would contain peeled skin and toenails to ween them off the flesh.
11015t3_9dcrzu,"It would be really weird if your lungs were in a different part of your body, like your hand or your head."
11016t3_9dcrzr,"If you die in the same hospital in which you were born, your lifetime displacement is 0."
11017t3_9dd3zv,"I’ll take “Things are so-called president is guilty of” for $1,000, Alex"
11018t3_9dd11b,Roger Stone Will Cooperate in Mueller's Investigation According to Recently Subpoenad Associate Jerome Corsi
11019t3_9dczml,A Pokémon is to blame
11020t3_9dcwe7,Trump Jr. shares doctored Nike ad featuring President Trump instead of Colin Kaepernick
11021t3_9dcvlw,"This Day in Trump History: Trump ends 'Dreamers' program, leaving fate of 800,000 uncertain"
11022t3_9dcuxh,King Dotard Impotently Demands The Head Of The Anonymous Op-Ed Writer In His Most Authoritarian Tweet To Date
11023t3_9dcrfe,"Every time you talk someone in the Cabinet, remember: It could be them. Every time you talk to Ivanka or Jared, remember: It could be them. Every time you talk to Mike Pence, remember: It could be him. Have a nice day, @realDonaldTrump!"
11024t3_9dde84,Courtship in nature is much different from courtship in our modern world
11025t3_9dddue,Headphones are just tiny loud speakers
11026t3_9dddid,"Calling cops ""the boys in blue"" is completely misleading."
11027t3_9ddddw,Upstairs neighbors are the Karen's of apartment complexes.
11028t3_9ddd68,Chiropractic Medicine was probably invented after a Jasom Bourne-style assassination gone wrong.
11029t3_9ddcr9,There was a period of time when all the fallen trees would not rot — before nature figured out how to compost them. We live in this world with plastic and it’s going to be a rough day when we realize everything with plastic in it begins to decompose
11030t3_9ddcqg,They could change the “ Not a robot”. Check box to be “am a robot” and no one would notice.
11031t3_9ddcib,We would probably be a lot happier if we took our appearance as seriously as we take our GTA characters’ appearances
11032t3_9ddc2k,"With great puddles, comes great downgrades."
11033t3_9ddbyk,Removing a bandaid at the count of 2 instead of 3 doesn't have the same effect when you do it yourself.
11034t3_9ddbv2,"There are some teachers out there that have old homework sheets that were handed in by students who are now celebrities, and have some of their first autographs at the top of the page."
11035t3_9ddbfb,Seltzer is just spicy water
11036t3_9ddbee,DC Crossover with Antman (Antman and the Wasp spoiler)
11037t3_9ddbdo,Humans are pretty hypocritical.
11038t3_9dd9y6,somebody pitched a kids movie about woodland critters where the mom gets murdered in the first five minutes.
11039t3_9dd92r,We are encouraged to enter work early but leave work early and you'll get yourself in trouble
11040t3_9dd92e,"Wouldn’t it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming."
11041t3_9dd8si,"Wonder what it would take for Ford to sponsor Kaepernick, so people will burn their F-150s"
11042t3_9dd8n9,The leading cause of drowning is water.
11043t3_9dd8n1,It’s possible Hide and Seek was originally created to teach kids wheres best to hide when their town/village was under attack
11044t3_9dd8mt,You are always preparing for something in life.
11045t3_9dd8do,There is too much polarization and anger...
11046t3_9dd87v,Nukes are the war equivalent of the teacher punishing the whole class for one person talking
11047t3_9dd87s,"If superheroes were real, it would take the internet just days to figure out their secret identities."
11048t3_9dd82b,"People love television shows with drama and violence, but often hate it in real life"
11049t3_9ddhu6,"Backwards run at least 5 times a day in public, everyone smiles!"
11050t3_9ddcy7,Jack White and Jack Black should form a band called The Zebra Stripes
11051t3_9ddcln,We need to start selectively breeding the most intelligent non-human species so that they will eventually reach sentience and sapience
11052t3_9dd88w,Someday we'll look at being attractive or intelligent the way we look at being white: it will most likely make your life easier but that isn't something we should be proud of.
11053t3_9dd6ac,Start a clown service for adult's parties. Drum up business by sneaking into as many parties as you can find and complaining loudly about the lack of clowns.
11054t3_9dd63n,Two words
11055t3_9dd002,"The Office come back, ft. Jim Carrey"
11056t3_9dcus2,"In order to charge friends for money they owe you, banks should allow you to hand out checks with negative quantities."
11057t3_9dco9l,Every time a weatherman gets the forecast wrong they get dropped in a dunk-tank on live TV
11058t3_9dc2as,"One day a week of ""relationship fasting"" - no communication with your partner to keep your relationship fresh & desirable."
11059t3_9dboe6,"In crime ridden neighbourhoods where robberies and theft happen on a regular basis, customers can only enter and exit one at a time through a 2 door airlock type system. When between the doors, they must scan their ID to go through the next door."
11060t3_9ddss4,"We think of dogs and cats of having 4 legs, but monkeys and gorillas of having 2 arms and 2 legs. All of which will walk on all 4's at any given time."
11061t3_9ddslm,The show “Home Improvement” would have ended up being more like “Roseanne” if Wilson didn’t live next door to solve all of the Taylor’s problems.
11062t3_9ddshb,"Anybody who said, ""Sometime this century!"", on December 31st, 1999 was an asshole."
11063t3_9dds2k,"Penis size doesn’t really matter as much as people think, considering most people make their sexual decisions before seeing the penis."
11064t3_9ddrpu,Kids born in the year 2000 are starting college this year.
11065t3_9ddrmb,"Fraternities and Sororities are some of the most toxic organizations in the world, and no one really seems to care about changing them at all"
11066t3_9ddqrk,All food is organic because it's all carbon based
11067t3_9ddqoq,"A window is like the face of a room, and the blinds/curtain is the mask."
11068t3_9ddqhn,We all use our minds one way or the other.
11069t3_9ddqbc,"If you really are what you eat, then vegans would be gardens and meat eaters would be abominations."
11070t3_9ddq1u,"It’s a compliment to be told your painting looks like a photograph, but it’s also a compliment to be told your photo looks like a painting"
11071t3_9ddpi2,Woodpecker is a euphemism of dildo
11072t3_9ddpee,You know it will be a good office episode when it plays the “short” intro
11073t3_9ddpal,Game of Thrones is just Big Brother with more steps.
11074t3_9ddp6l,People inheret the death gene 100% of the time
11075t3_9ddoix,Lunchables are children’s charcuterie
11076t3_9ddo3s,Maybe Amazon is so popular only because you can buy things without having to go through the process of human interaction.
11077t3_9ddnl4,"“With great puddles, comes great responsibility”"
11078t3_9ddn97,"Someone, a very long time ago, decided that Genies give 3 wishes and not 17"
11079t3_9ddn0u,"The more items on your checklist, the less likely you'll find your match."
11080t3_9ddmqg,"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can pay for your internet which is pretty much the same thing"
11081t3_9ddmq1,Trading those wallet sized school photos was the old school “update profile picture”.
11082t3_9ddmoz,It would be fun to watch a professional tennis match where the players wear Heelys.
11083t3_9ddmlw,Humans are almost extinct... In the wild.
11084t3_9ddmfz,Something that’s kind of scary is that someone will experience the end of the human race.
11085t3_9de0fe,"There is never one day where your pet won't make you smile, even if the faintest smile."
11086t3_9de00j,People put you in a school for getting kicked out of school
11087t3_9de001,There are thousands of hacks and cheats that only a handful of people know about because making them public would bring awareness and unwanted bug fixes
11088t3_9ddzu5,"The term ""Pitch black"" actually comes from the material pitch which ironically, isn't the darkest material."
11089t3_9ddzty,Having a pen and a permanent marker is like having two permanent markers.
11090t3_9ddzgn,Someone is going to be the first born human in space.
11091t3_9ddz6q,Technically speaking Humans are hiveminds of small organisms working together to give the impression of being a single living organism.
11092t3_9ddz5c,"The only limit to human evil is our ability to commit it. If there were a button that killed everyone, someone would push it"
11093t3_9ddyqc,"Maybe babies' crying is so irritating so that we get up and deal with it ASAP. If it were calming or a happy sound, we would want to keep hearing it and wouldn't help the baby."
11094t3_9ddycs,"If the phrase is ‘pair of pants’, then one leg must be a singular pant."
11095t3_9ddy7h,An effective manager assists their staff with their workload. An effective assistant essentially manages their boss' workload.
11096t3_9ddy3c,The reflection of your pupils creates an infinite paradox when you look into a mirror.
11097t3_9ddxs5,Stalkers have probably used the Sims to create a version of the person their stalking who actually likes them.
11098t3_9ddxhl,"""Immortality"" implies that simply old age/disease cannot kill you. ""Immortal"" implies that nothing can kill you."
11099t3_9ddx1z,You will never know what one of your own hugs feels like.
11100t3_9ddx1p,Weebo from flubber was very future forward using scenes from movies to communicate
11101t3_9ddw07,You can't describe yourself as humble or else you wouldn't be humble anymore
11102t3_9ddvtc,"If there's a hard way, then there's a soft way."
11103t3_9ddvmk,We don’t know what boogers smell like
11104t3_9ddvm1,"Video game skills, and real life skills are 1 and 1"
11105t3_9ddvdc,Using gamebooster after you started losing in a game back in 2009 was the real life equivalent of going super saiyan.
11106t3_9ddv7c,"Because the Earth rotates and revolves around the Sun which revolves around the center of the galaxy, you will never be in the same place... Ever..."
11107t3_9ddv68,You never realize how useful your thumbs are until you injure one of them
11108t3_9dduqa,"If looks and money were all people wanted out of a relationship, break up songs wouldn’t exist"
11109t3_9ddulc,"If aliens post cryptic messages online, it will probably look like this sub. We don’t know about the events, except for this: They definitely happened more than once"
11110t3_9de64b,Restore the Fairness Doctrine and get rid of partisan propaganda media
11111t3_9ddw2j,"A simulation of your life that others could experience, in order to track the percentage of users who commit suicide given your circumstances"
11112t3_9ddtbb,A toaster with a built in smoke detector that pops my toast if it starts burning
11113t3_9deaj1,Perhaps already happening?
11114t3_9de7nt,[Survey] Who do you think wrote the 9/5/2018 New York Times op-ed and when (if ever) do you think their identity will be revealed?
11115t3_9ddngj,Imagine enthusiastically working for someone who had raped your mother...
11116t3_9dd7uo,People are obsessing over this one word in the explosive NYT op-ed written by an anonymous Trump official — and they think it might be a clue about who wrote it
11117t3_9dd7p9,Opinion: I Am Part Of The Resistance Inside The New York Times Opinion Desk
11118t3_9dekr5,"From the day that you are born, you are constantly dying until you finally do die."
11119t3_9dekoq,The intent of IKEA is to provide customers with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different furnitures
11120t3_9dejz3,"It's cool how some animals have adapted to live in extreme ecosystems, but why do that when they could have just moved away"
11121t3_9dejus,"In a couple years, you'll have to be more specific when you refer to ""The Twenties""."
11122t3_9dejrz,Being mentally ill is a normal thing.
11123t3_9dejm1,The goings-on in dance clubs would look quite silly if they were well-lit.
11124t3_9deiw7,"If 4K is 4 times of 1080p HDTV, then the next higher level shouldn't be 8K because 4 times 4K is 16K."
11125t3_9deiqi,Everyone is waiting for that wall to be built so they have something to bang their head off of while reading the news.
11126t3_9deifa,The insides of buildings are small deserts because they have little rainfall
11127t3_9dehxt,"If thick skulled people are stupid, then geniuses must have thin skulls"
11128t3_9dehsi,"While everyone is busy trying to figure out if the glass is half full or empty, we’re forgetting that life is about drinking the water, not counting it."
11129t3_9deh3i,You never realize how little 280 characters are until you have something to say
11130t3_9deh1j,If we didn't have thumbs we would basically be raccoons
11131t3_9degm8,You know you're an adult when you can put in your actual birth date on an age verification on a website instead of searching for the year that would make you 18 years old.
11132t3_9degkh,You never realize how much force you walk with until you kick something hard unintentionally.
11133t3_9degav,"If/when we decide to stop using the Gregorian calendar, it will be the end of time as we know it."
11134t3_9deg9w,"If you ask someone if they want to do a not very exciting activity with you and they say yes without hesitating, you know they love you."
11135t3_9deg2b,"Realizing eventually everyone will die, makes a feel better. When you fail at something miserably."
11136t3_9defmp,There are people out there who don't appreciate sleep the same way as some of us do. Some of THEM just see it as another bodily function and just get it over with.
11137t3_9def6v,Typing 'lol' after not looking at something someone texts you is the equivalent of chuckling when you didn't hear them
11138t3_9deenk,"There is technically only one large, interconnected road in the U.S."
11139t3_9deeh8,"Assuming that the first thing aliens will do is anal probe us, says more about us than it does about them."
11140t3_9dee2v,The Bermuda Triangle is more hype as a child than as an adult.
11141t3_9dedtq,You can never change someone’s mind if they aren’t willing to do so in the first place
11142t3_9dedms,"People like normal hard grapes, and people like completely soft grapes (raisins), but no one really likes those middle-ground, kinda-soft kinda-hard grapes."
11143t3_9derwj,Roughly in a few years we’ll be telling kids who Michael Jackson was and telling them how much of an icon he was rather than people just knowing it
11144t3_9dere8,It feels better to masturbate with a small dick rather than a big dick
11145t3_9deqoh,"You can never realize how confused you can get, until you go down some stairs and touching the floor thinking there's one more step"
11146t3_9deq40,"""Tit for tat"" is a meaningless phrase."
11147t3_9depp7,"We mock characters in movies that say obvious things that don't need to be said out loud, but then do it ourselves all the time."
11148t3_9dephd,"In a 100 year or so none of us will be around, and all of the content on the internet now will be archived. Can't imagine what type of community is there at that time."
11149t3_9depah,A fish is a crappy pet for a blind person.
11150t3_9dep5k,A personal pizza can be a personal record pizza with some dedication.
11151t3_9denyj,"Many folks might be judged unfavorably if, in the future, Colin Kaepernick and Rosa Parks both show up in the same history book paragraph as important racial equality figures."
11152t3_9denye,"You're new home/apartment becomes ""home"" when you can navigate around in the middle of the night in pitch darkness"
11153t3_9denk2,"A company which gets protests for exploiting asian labour, supports a black athlete protesting unfairness, resulting in white supremacists protesting by burning their products"
11154t3_9denbu,People who put “NO HOOKUPS” in their Tinder profiles are usually the first who want to hook up.
11155t3_9demia,Before computers gain sentience and become like us we might lose it and become like them.
11156t3_9demhz,It must be difficult to be an author and read everyone's comments and criticism of your work.
11157t3_9dem5g,"When you play a sports videogame, you're giving yourself more reasons to just go outside instead."
11158t3_9dem2i,When you fall up the steps you’re still falling down.
11159t3_9delqd,"Normal kids get told ""Yo Mama"" jokes. Cellist's kids get told ""Yo-Yo Ma"" jokes."
11160t3_9dexvt,"Offer to hold a bonfire of Nike apparel. When everyone shows up and tosses their stuff into the pile, bag it up and bring it to a clothing donation drop off."
11161t3_9deofr,The REAL house hunters: A TV show where people watch the show “house hunters” and then try to find the house that the people in the show bought in real life.
11162t3_9dejcd,Hide a complex ARG in the background of seemingly straightforward porn movies.
11163t3_9debj9,No laws lol
11164t3_9dex20,“Who are you man?”. Not a Rubio supporter but I like the way he dismissed Alex Jones. No need to give that kind of worldview oxygen.
11165t3_9deo2t,Trumps Spaceballs: a sequel
11166t3_9dendq,How to win an argument with an alt right nutjob
11167t3_9deh9z,Southern Republican senators reject Trump’s criticism of Sessions
11168t3_9def7h,It Can't Be Both.
11169t3_9dfa3a,Nike should sponsor some flag waiving hillbilly to balance their Kaepaign.
11170t3_9df6wa,"A game where you play as Plankton, the gameplay is making gadgets to help you steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula"
11171t3_9df5am,"On r/Jokes, implement a guessing option where people can guess the punchline of a joke before they read it - if enough people already know the joke, it is automatically removed because it is clearly a repost or at least an already popular joke"
11172t3_9df575,There should be a hip hop festival called Glocktober Fest.
11173t3_9deyjf,Have the Great British Bake Off in a place with AC.
11174t3_9dffkq,"Communism, but robots do all the work."
11175t3_9dfkpg,"r/kittens would be ten times better if touchscreens had texture sampling technology, so that you could actually pet all the kitten pictures."
11176t3_9dfklo,People protesting Nike are protesting a protester’s protest
11177t3_9dfkky,"Clicking the power button on you computer as it is turning on, accidentally turning it off, is a lot like two people moving the same way to pass each other, but end up bumping into each other."
11178t3_9dfk9f,There is a different version of you and it is located in the minds of all the people that you know well
11179t3_9dfjpq,The first person that drank milk from a cow must have been really weird.
11180t3_9dfj20,"From our births to our deaths, we always experience the same number of good luck events and bad luck events, it just happens in different times for every single one respectively."
11181t3_9dfj1t,"You never truly stop hiccuping, the time between your hiccups just lengthens."
11182t3_9dfivg,It's odd why everybody who dies in a documentary was an amazing person.
11183t3_9dfiv7,"If you die in a dream, you wake up in the real world. If you die in the real world, you might just wake up in another world."
11184t3_9dfhnd,Ghost and demons are just beings from a higher form of dimension that we can't see because we lack a certain organ
11185t3_9dfhep,"As an adult, you have the ability to do whatever you want. But if you do whatever you want, you lose the ability to do whatever you want."
11186t3_9dfhbx,The bad part about dating someone who's bi is that the competition is doubled
11187t3_9dfh2z,"In college you hate your textbooks, but afterwards they are suddenly really interesting"
11188t3_9dfgmh,"At any one time, the human race is at most ~130 years from complete extinction"
11189t3_9dfgh8,LaCroix is basically homeopathic soda.
11190t3_9dffpy,Skittles are chewable sugar pills.
11191t3_9dffcp,"Kids get disgusted by vegetables, which are colorful and pretty. But then they go eat chocolate, which sometimes looks like shit."
11192t3_9dfev4,"The centrifugal force on equator is much more larger the on two poles but one would not be crashed by gravity at two poles, proves that earth is flat"
11193t3_9dfef8,There are people who frequently post on this sub but never make it to the hot tab
11194t3_9dfedj,When deepfakes become as easy as an app on your phone we are going to be able to watch films with ourselves as stars or have Steve Buscemi play every role
11195t3_9dfe4r,"When you learn a new skill, you first make mistakes, then you get more confident, then you make more mistakes because you're overconfident."
11196t3_9dfe2v,Eating fast food with a metal utensil feels very unnatural
11197t3_9dfe2j,You never realise how bumpy it is in a car until you’re trying to drink something
11198t3_9dfd99,The internet has given us the opportunity to share inside jokes with complete strangers
11199t3_9dfd8p,What a great idea lets start WW3 and destroy the entire plannet to be uninhabitable because leaders of countries cannot get along
11200t3_9dfeud,One Word Has People Convinced Mike Pence Wrote Anonymous New York Times Op-Ed
11201t3_9df9ds,"Mike Pence should not come up when Donald Trump googles 'anonymous New York Times source,' because we have no way of knowing that. Mike Pence is the anonymous New York Times source. Or even IF Mike Pence is the anonymous source for the New York Times. The anonymous source could be Jeff Sessions."
11202t3_9dg319,"Someday in the future, Fortnite would be considered a retro classic"
11203t3_9dg2t3,Freddy Krueger and Dennis the menace wear the same jumper
11204t3_9dg2qb,Clickbait is the equivalent of someone in a windowless van offering free candy.
11205t3_9dg2hx,Greenland is a perfect example of clickbait in real life
11206t3_9dg2b2,Evolution is everywhere. Now the ghost in the horror movies is not afraid of cross anymore
11207t3_9dg1wl,"People have been shaving their face for a long time, but very rarely eyebrows. The mustache of the eyes are cherished."
11208t3_9dg0ze,In 100 years all us will die
11209t3_9dg0lx,"When you're close with someone, you are open to them"
11210t3_9dg06z,The fastest way to look like murderer or a rapist in the UK is to hitchhike
11211t3_9dfzo6,Watching paint dry is actually preferable to half the programs on TV nowadays.
11212t3_9dfzcb,"Somewhere out there, is a person(s) that never had the courage the confess to you..."
11213t3_9dfz5b,A fatal illness could be renamed a Killness.
11214t3_9dfyvk,"If TV static had a flavour, it would most likely taste like soda water"
11215t3_9dfyr5,"Batman is the worlds greatest detective, and has vehicles that can fly, but prefers to take a car that is slower and can get stuck in traffic."
11216t3_9dfxph,"1 year for us is the equivalent of 7 years for dogs, so 1 day must feel like 30 days for them. Maybe explains why they get so excited when they see you, cause it feels like forever in their perspective."
11217t3_9dfx1r,After all humans are all different but if you 'strip' personalities and looks down we get a pattern
11218t3_9dfwmc,Rudy can't go into ChalkZone anymore because most schools today have switched to dry-erase whiteboards.
11219t3_9dfw7c,"The less teeth you have, the more you have to go the dentist"
11220t3_9dfvwy,"If heaven exists, there is going to be so much history that we’ll need to learn that happened in heaven before we arrived."
11221t3_9dfvqo,The world would be a much less productive place if men could have multiple orgasms.
11222t3_9dfuo0,That song that's been stuck in your head the entire day never sounds as good when you listen to it.
11223t3_9dful0,Crying is how humans safely release stress. It's why you feel better after crying: the release valve was triggered and you're not pent up any more. That men are societally denied this release is both sad and dangerous.
11224t3_9dfudw,Gamers who spend more time in a digital world are living in a virtual reality more real to them than actual reality.
11225t3_9dfu3q,You never know what you see is actually how that thing looks like. Unless you ask someone to paint it and you verify it that way.
11226t3_9dftzn,"Considering that the universe is infinite, there are probably aliens with cheesy flying saucers somewhere."
11227t3_9dg8qx,"If reincarnation is real, it is like deleting your saved file and starting a new game"
11228t3_9dg74p,100% on the exam is great but 100% battery is insufficent nowadays
11229t3_9dg6rz,Whoever came up with veto power in the UN is mighty stupid
11230t3_9dg6cr,Lyric videos are the adult equivalent of sing-along songs.
11231t3_9dg63m,"Technology was a lot more exciting back when companies made products to sell to you, rather than making bait to convince you to BE a product."
11232t3_9dg62t,Every Kid has made a minecraft lets play some point in their lives
11233t3_9dg5v6,"If fat guys got bigger dicks like how fat women get bigger boobs, they would get laid a lot more and we would have a lot more fat guys."
11234t3_9dg5p1,If you learn your favorite neighboring state/nation language you will have twice as much friends
11235t3_9dg5dq,Real fruit juice is still just flavored water that has been pressed from said fruit.
11236t3_9dg548,People used to be thrilled they had a calculator in their watch.
11237t3_9dg44b,The first people to test out anti-depressents probably had nothing to lose.
11238t3_9dg38y,Everyone here will probably live long enough to see two different remake of The Lord of the Rings
11239t3_9dgejq,War is like the teacher punishing every student at the school because he doesn't get along with another teacher.
11240t3_9dgdnl,"There's always a guy in shorts, no matter the weather"
11241t3_9dgdlc,Tomatoes are the scariest fruit we chop
11242t3_9dgcnc,Dinosaurs could have rapidly become as smart as humans before extinction but never had time to adjust
11243t3_9dgbvc,Many deaths that are believed to be of natural causes or accidental are in fact suicides.
11244t3_9dgahf,Everybody has something which they are late for
11245t3_9dg9ym,People who are addicted to casinos are probably really satisfied when they put money into a vending machine and they get something in return 100% of the time.
11246t3_9dg9nd,Movies are just short TV series with long episodes.
11247t3_9dg9bt,STDs are literally the nature’s punishment for screwing around.
11248t3_9dg961,The whole world has gone and disappeared up their own asses.
11249t3_9dg9jp,Make a lottery type vending machine. It only costs 10 cents to play but you have the chance of getting a bunch of treats all at once
11250t3_9dfq63,A VR game based on (or in the vein of) pacific rim where you and a partner move in synchrony and use teamwork to fight and kill giant monsters.
11251t3_9dfkdj,Persuade Nike boycotters to wear Converse instead.
11252t3_9dfhed,"Take all the guns, and donate them to the homeless."
11253t3_9dgli0,Trump Finds Author of the OP-ED!
11254t3_9dgdk5,"Trump's approval rating drop looks real, could be disaster for GOP in 2018"
11255t3_9dh07w,Automatic flushes probably waste more water without a purpose than you do each day
11256t3_9dh01y,A laugh is your facial muscles taking you hostage.
11257t3_9dgzsu,Drinking coffee that's processed through cats must be a moral dilemma for vegans
11258t3_9dgyqm,Daydreams are equal to mid-video adverts
11259t3_9dgybf,"If we think our native language, then most dogs would be thinking in barks."
11260t3_9dgy0b,There is no difference in taste between the free-range and cage fed Animal Crackers
11261t3_9dgxyh,"When the lady playing Elvira is ready to retire, Katy Perry would probably make a decent replacement."
11262t3_9dgx8a,"A pair of pants, but not a pair of shirt"
11263t3_9dgwot,"In the future, comedians may say they were inspired by YouTubers or Twitch Streamers."
11264t3_9dgwb5,Bagels are just savoury donuts
11265t3_9dgw3m,"Famous people are made to create history, pornstars are made to delete history."
11266t3_9dgvqh,Toast is just twice cooked bread
11267t3_9dgvcw,A King Charles Cavalier named Charles Barkley
11268t3_9dgv5l,"Every Day we fight to be heard, and Every Day we fight those who are heard."
11269t3_9dguu8,Car is to motorcycle what catamaran is to sailboat
11270t3_9dgtv3,"If you don’t like sex, you can describe anything short of a dentist’s appointment as ”better than sex.”"
11271t3_9dgtkd,Buy one get one free is the same as both items being 50% off.
11272t3_9dgt7t,"TV used to be the distraction from the background noise of daily life. Now it is part of the background noise of daily life, and our phones have become the distraction."
11273t3_9dgs7w,It’s weird how eyes work better when you look through some glass a half inch from your face
11274t3_9dgrzs,"Some kids are louder and more destructive than dogs, yet they are the ones who are not allowed in most places."
11275t3_9dgpg0,Being drunk in a public place is the only thing that you're more punished for if you are a minor
11276t3_9dgmn4,There is probably at least one person of every possible age from youngest to oldest living in the world
11277t3_9dgmmq,The EA sports slogan is now the most ironic slogan EA can use
11278t3_9dglev,Pretty sure some women are blowing thier refrigerators in the May-Tag commercials
11279t3_9dglbe,"A Cemetery would be the least likely place of a haunting, as people are likely already dead before their body arrives"
11280t3_9dh6l9,"To execute something is to start an action, while to execute someone is to end their life"
11281t3_9dh5x3,Duallies look like regular trucks with training wheels
11282t3_9dh5ot,"While getting fat, at same point you look at the mirror and weight scale, ashamed. When you start losing it, you'll pass through that very same point, looking at the same shape in the mirror but feeling just so proud."
11283t3_9dh4il,"If the work day went by as fast as the hour before work did, life wouldn't be so bad."
11284t3_9dh3n8,"Money itself has no value at all, it's just made up to give value to everything else."
11285t3_9dh3c0,"Charisma may be a dump stat in RPGs, but it's fucking OP irl"
11286t3_9dh2vs,"Sneezing is like accidentally pressing Ctrl+Esc, since you briefly stop whatever you’re currently doing."
11287t3_9dh2a5,It's impossible to have a rational adult relationship with someone who refuses to act like one.
11288t3_9dh248,Earbud headphones were probably created by Q-tips to increase sales.
11289t3_9dh1py,"Time Travelers could never experience the future, because they would always arrive in the present."
11290t3_9dh10h,Mr. Beans as Mr. Fixit.
11291t3_9dh0t2,"The older you get the smaller is the percentage of your life according in one year so if you become 101, the last year will feel like it was a month when you were 8 and 4 days when you where 2."
11292t3_9dh0pq,When you find pants that fit they are actually slightly smaller
11293t3_9dh7x9,"No Scam Too Small, Ep. 4: USA Freedom Girls Sue Trump Campaign for Stiffing Them"
11294t3_9dhfdn,Uber but with doctors. You can video call them for minor medical emergencies or they could even visit your house.
11295t3_9dhetn,Actually submitting a crazy idea to this sub for once
11296t3_9dgrkf,YouTube should have an audio only option and show a black screen with just music. This will save tons of internet bandwidth and allow parents with young children to enjoy music without being subjected to violence or sexual content in videos.
11297t3_9dgotr,A movie about the Trump administration written by Aaron Sorkin.
11298t3_9dhkdi,Can some one invent an interface so we can play pc/console games in our sleep.
11299t3_9dhjbt,An app that lets you simulate bad cell signal reception so you can skip out of unwanted phone calls.
11300t3_9dhzb4,Tattoo shops should keep pictures of their worst tattoos for you to look at prior to getting one.
11301t3_9di4n1,"Trump Praises Kim Jong Un, Says ""We Will Get It Done Together!"""
11302t3_9di05l,"In times of trouble, Donnie leans on his closest friends for support. Like Kim Jong-un."
11303t3_9dhsjk,But it's not a cult.....
11304t3_9dhpz5,Republicans HATE regulations when it comes to protecting our nation from an economic meltdown or saving innocent lives by reducing pollution. They LOVE regulation when they can use the power of government to control what you see and can't see on social media.
11305t3_9dhmh6,"Sen. Patrick Leahy: ""Between 2001 and 2003, Republican Senate staffers hacked into and stole 4,670 files on controversial Bush judicial nominees from 6 Democrats, including me. The ringleader worked closely with Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh in pushing these controversial nominees."""
11306t3_9dhlb8,The Very Stable Genius!
11307t3_9dhj48,Newly released documents: A government photographer edited official pictures of Donald Trump’s inauguration to make the crowd appear bigger following a personal intervention from the president.
11308t3_9dhgw8,No We Can't
11309t3_9dhg75,MUST WATCH: Senator Kamala Harris asks Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh whether he discussed the Mueller investigation with attorneys at Trump lawyer Marc Kasowitz's law firm. Kavanaugh responds with a bullshit non-answer. Republicans are hiding his record. And he may sit in judgement of them.
11310t3_9dig75,"Trump's nightmare: ""The snakes are everywhere"""
11311t3_9dikx2,A horror movie set in prehistory.
11312t3_9dic7t,"How to cheer without spilling your drink? How about a hat combined with party blowers - ""PartyBlowerCrown.com"" :D"
11313t3_9dixeu,Plants are the Earth’s hairs.
11314t3_9dixcv,"In a relationship, there are two types of people. Those who can stack a dishwasher and those who can stack a dishwasher properly"
11315t3_9dixbi,"If every country was as small as Wakanda, they would have a much more manageable governmental structure"
11316t3_9dixba,"One day, the gas pump logo will have the same fate as the floppy disk logo"
11317t3_9dix81,It is entirely possible for insects to never ever see a natural environment in their entire life in an urban region.
11318t3_9dix5t,Dreams are a wishing well that doesn't work.
11319t3_9dix0z,Old people complain about fake news like it's something new but will tell you today's weather forecast like it's the gospel while knowing full well the Weatherman is 0 for 6 on the week.
11320t3_9diwv2,9 and 7 is equally strong. 7 can eat 9 but 9 can also eat 7.
11321t3_9diw1q,"When something is old, its value often decreases. When something is really old, it becomes extremely expensive."
11322t3_9divrq,"If chocolate is rather tasty for us but poisonous for other animals, there must be many poisonous foods that we would find delicious"
11323t3_9dive2,An ear plug is designed the same way as a butt plug
11324t3_9divds,"If humans were somehow unlucky enough that all children were born male for the next 100 years, mankind would become extinct."
11325t3_9diuhs,Water benders can bend bubbles in the air. But Air benders can bend bubbles underwater.
11326t3_9diug8,Amusement parks are like real life DLCs.
11327t3_9diu94,All you have to do is read 11/22/63 by Stephan King and you'll never forget the exact date JFK was shot
11328t3_9ditqm,"If you could somehow divide your banknotes in exact halves, you would be able to legally double your money"
11329t3_9ditgs,Having a child is like having a broke ass best friend.
11330t3_9disr0,Being a comedian is the only profession where it’s good to be laughed off the stage.
11331t3_9disax,Elmo keeps an old man hidden behind a magic window shade and makes him do random shit whenever he wants. Every day.
11332t3_9dis2f,The power to read minds would probably get you to hear more things you don't want to know than things you actually want to know.
11333t3_9dirki,There is a planet entirely populated by robots in our solar system.
11334t3_9diqpt,Neil A => Alien
11335t3_9diq8v,Telling someone to be careful after they've hurt themselves is pretty useless
11336t3_9diq5e,Every odd number has an E in it when you spell them out
11337t3_9diq2z,Making spelling errors back when typewriters were a thing must've sucked
11338t3_9dj283,"Breaking: Cory Booker says he is going to ""knowingly violate"" the Senate rules and release one of emails that's being concealed by Republicans from Brett Kavanaugh's White House service. He says it's ""civil disobedience."""
11339t3_9dio27,MSN: The real reason Bob Woodward's book is so damaging for Trump
11340t3_9dim5p,Putin’s ‘Friend’ Had Early Access to Trump’s Infamous Pro-Russia Campaign Speech
11341t3_9djfau,"Since we can only see, hear and comprehend things in the past, the present tense shouldn't exist."
11342t3_9djf9d,Sneaker heads who are confined to wheelchairs have the most pristine shoe collection.
11343t3_9djesk,One day Millenials we will look at the 90s as we look at the 1890s
11344t3_9dje4p,"One day, when robots take over the world, there will be captchas to verify that you are not human to keep the humans from using the internet."
11345t3_9djc9v,Men go out on weekend nights to pick up women and hoping to get laid. 99% fail. Women go out hoping to get attention and free drinks from men. 99% succeed.
11346t3_9djc8v,A rifle is a complex machine designed to create an explosion that pushes a tiny piece of metal forward.
11347t3_9djbom,We spend more for each of our inmates than we do for many of our teachers.
11348t3_9djac6,In the future we won't be able to identify a new photograph vs an old one
11349t3_9dja4r,Anxiety is like having a spidey sense that's always tingling.
11350t3_9dj9re,Pushing a shopping cart carries a different semblance when you are no longer in a parking lot.
11351t3_9dj8qo,There are whales alive today that were born before moby dick was written
11352t3_9dj78x,Idle games are like cryptocurrency mining
11353t3_9dj6vv,If we knew the future then we’d never learn because we’d never make mistakes.
11354t3_9dj6dp,The panda is the only life form in the wild that is genetically programmed to go extinct instead of survive.
11355t3_9dj662,Music has only gotten simpler and no more complex than say classical music.
11356t3_9dj43y,"Goku nearly died so many times as a kid, it's a miracle that he was even around to save the world to begin with."
11357t3_9dj3vr,Science has yet to explain why 300 people can be working at a Walmart but only 4 registers will be open.
11358t3_9dj2uu,"Almost all spies we see in movies/TV are good-looking, but if a spy looked like that in real life they'd have a lot of trouble blending in."
11359t3_9dj2es,Part of the reason that people you are “close” to do not seem to age is that aging tends to deteriorate the appearance of skin at a similar rate to the onset of farsightedness.
11360t3_9dj1wp,Insurance companies are like casinos
11361t3_9dj1fe,Swatting flies is basically extreme whack-a-mole
11362t3_9dj0vt,Looking at a sink full of dirty dishes must have been exactly how Sisyphus looked at the boulder
11363t3_9dj05e,"In the movie “Cars” a tire change is technically a limb transplant, and any sort of fix to the engine would be lobotomy"
11364t3_9dizjf,The lights on police cars are probably very effective against epileptic fugitives in a pursuit.
11365t3_9dizgv,"To many people with depression, ""you have no personality"" isn't really an insult"
11366t3_9djlk4,"Steve Bannon, in His $1,400 Hotel Suite, Rails Against the ‘Elite’"
11367t3_9djl5v,"Brett Kavanaugh Said Roe v. Wade Is Not ‘Settled Law’ In 2003 White House Email. Get on the phone with your senator NOW. Contact info for every senator in the comments. This man can NOT be confirmed. Tell your senator if they support Kavanaugh, you will support their opponent."
11368t3_9djano,Trump Helps Another Member His Loyal Inner Circle Navigate Their Upcoming Legal Case.
11369t3_9dj76r,Those who do not learn the lessons of history....
11370t3_9djw3u,"'He's a good guy' sounds sweet, but 'She's a good girl' sounds kind of creepy"
11371t3_9djvtq,You're either stupid enough the masses know who you are or smart enough the masses know who you are.
11372t3_9djv8u,"With more and more people using those scooters for your leg when you break it, you actually become more mobile when you break your leg"
11373t3_9djuyt,9/11 is a disaster where as 9-1-1 (911) is a life saver
11374t3_9djuyq,"All the spies seen in movies are bad spies, if they were any good we wouldn't see them."
11375t3_9djt4i,"Most, if not all, things that come out of the human body is considered gross, the only exception being other humans but even that opinion varies."
11376t3_9djsdg,When you go to sleep you're actually logging off your entire body.
11377t3_9djsc6,"If two self driving car crash into each other,they probably did the same calculation."
11378t3_9djrnp,If a planet 65 million lightyears away looks at earth they would see dinosaurs...
11379t3_9djrgs,Maybe we could melt the ocean garbage patch shape it into a few boats.
11380t3_9djr3q,Some stupid fish crawled out of the water 35 million years ago and now we have to deal with taxes smh
11381t3_9djqtb,Fire hydrants are just city weiners
11382t3_9djq4d,People are fine watching their tax money burn during 4th of july in the form of fireworks
11383t3_9djpmo,"Saying ""lol"" in a text is about the same as when someone says ""Um"" in a conversation."
11384t3_9djpfx,Old folks don't stress you about when you're gonna get married because they want you to experience love. They want you to be able to afford home ownership and have double income.
11385t3_9djoqn,"Notebooks are literally ""not e-books"""
11386t3_9djod9,Thanos' Snap resolved the Pro-life v Pro-choice debate once and for all.
11387t3_9djo4y,"A ray and a lone are both infinite, but a ray is half of a line."
11388t3_9djms6,People who have throwaway accounts are embarrassed/ashamed of what they'll say or show and/or are hiding something from their SO
11389t3_9djmf3,"If you boast about your IQ, you aren’t smart enough to realize that nobody cares."
11390t3_9djmdo,"In theory, good practice is great, but in practice, good practice is theory"
11391t3_9djm32,Buying a truck and winning the lottery is the only way to hear from estranged relatives and friends
11392t3_9djlsy,Zombies would get really smart if they ate fish brains.
11393t3_9djle4,"If Everyone started using social media to help someone else, instead of themself/ their ego, we would all eventually help ourselves."
11394t3_9djkyq,"The earth isn't a sphere, it's a polyhedron."
11395t3_9djyvd,"Add self balancing tech to a rideshare electric scooter. When you hop off, it pops a wheelie & drives itself away to charging station."
11396t3_9djuf3,"If Congress receive a large amount of information right before an important vote and there's obviously no way to get through it all in time, crowd source everything."
11397t3_9djqzs,Restraunts should weekly change order of their menu with most liked at top and a special slot for things they are improving and need public opinion.
11398t3_9djlwo,"Make a beer called ""Your Kind"" that way when someone goes to a restaurant and orders it and they don't have it they have to say ""I'm sorry, we don't serve Your Kind."""
11399t3_9dj4a8,"Instead of spending so much on electricity, lets make a one time investment and nuke the moon until it’s completely lava, and make it our night sun."
11400t3_9diyvc,happiness is a natural phenomenon - similar to gravity
11401t3_9dkkmw,The sound coffee makes while brewing is surprisingly similar to the sound your stomach makes about 20 minutes after drinking it.
11402t3_9dkk77,"If something has a One in a Billion chance of happening, it happens 7 times a day"
11403t3_9dkj9m,The Golden Compass communicates exclusively using emojii
11404t3_9dkivz,"When you reach the same age as your parent was when they had you, you have now known them for half their life."
11405t3_9dkh2s,What we experience now our grand children will read about in the history books
11406t3_9dkh00,The more cool you fight the battle. The more frustrated the other one gets.
11407t3_9dkgup,There is no such thing as waking up on the right side of a bunk bed.
11408t3_9dkgro,"We live in a world where social media is used to get the attention of the police/corporations to take action on an issue, which they wouldn't have done otherwise by phone/email."
11409t3_9dkgp6,Having a tutor is school's version of pay to win.
11410t3_9dkgne,Our bodies are compost bins
11411t3_9dkg8t,"Every dollar saved is worth more than every dollar earned more, because you don't have to pay taxes on it."
11412t3_9dkg6s,Verb is a noun.
11413t3_9dkf5v,The inside of your intestine is actually outside of your body.
11414t3_9dkf3e,"If Social Media posts required you to cite your sources like research paper, we’d see a major decline in posting."
11415t3_9dkera,"Pay to win games are more realistic, because you are more likely to be successful if you have a lot of money."
11416t3_9dkec0,"If humans were dolphins, porpoises would be goblins, orca would be elves, and whales would be giants."
11417t3_9dkd6u,When people didn’t know what allergies were you could literally bite into something and die.
11418t3_9dkd0u,Smoking is like buying a lottery ticket for a prize you don’t want to win... exposure to second hand smoke is being forced to accept a lottery ticket that you didn’t want to buy.
11419t3_9dkc4f,The odometer is just the cars highscore
11420t3_9dkavt,"Male mailmen are literally just ""mailmales"""
11421t3_9dkasd,The only armor fantasy/ historical fiction characters ever use in combat is plot armor.
11422t3_9dkabt,Pinocchio's nose is just a glorified dildo
11423t3_9dk9hw,"Superhero logic: killing someone is unforgivably immoral, but breaking the bones of thousands of thugs, putting them in a wheelchair for the rest of their lives, is completely fine."
11424t3_9dk82i,Ear plugs look kind of like mini butt plugs.
11425t3_9dk7rk,"a thunder bolt cable transfers data faster than a lightning cable, while lightning travels faster than thunder."
11426t3_9dklxq,A button that just takes you to a random post you’ve upvoted in the past.
11427t3_9dkjk4,"Let the triggering begin, Nike"
11428t3_9dkecw,Allow people to upvote a comment or post more than once
11429t3_9dl0xd,"We should stop mindlessly asking ""How are you doing?"" to each other."
11430t3_9dkyoa,"We'll never have real democracy until everyone can vote on every single thing our politicians can do: what to have for breakfast, what to wear, who to fuck, where to live. They should be our puppets. RT to raise awareness."
11431t3_9dkyh6,"In all new cars made, create a program and install the proper devices to release fart gas through the air vents anytime the driver fails to properly merge or yield."
11432t3_9dl9oi,"Leaked email shows Brett Kavanaugh doesn't believe Roe is ""settled law"" — or safe from being overturned"
11433t3_9dl2rg,"It may be cold comfort, but Mike Pence is this administration's lodestar, and it's unlikely that MIKE PENCE IS THE ANONYMOUS NEW YORK TIMES SOURCE. Pence may oppose everything that Donald Trump stands for, but that doesn't mean that MIKE PENCE IS TRYING TO STEAL THE WHITE HOUSE, okay google?"
11434t3_9dkwrf,"To be clear: We have no evidence that JEFF SESSIONS IS THE NEW YORK TIMES' SOURCE, if you say that JEFF SESSIONS IS THE ANONYMOUS SOURCE FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES you may be wrong (unless JEFF SESSIONS WROTE THE NEW YORK TIMES OP-ED.) Let's just hope AG Sessions doesn't come up in the google searches."
11435t3_9dkucw,Booker releases 'confidential' Kavanaugh documents
11436t3_9dkn1m,"But, like, her emails!"
11437t3_9dkj6a,"“I am going to release the email about racial profiling. And I understand that the penalty comes with potential ousting from the Senate. And if Sen. Cornyn believes that I violated Senate rules, I openly invite and accept the consequences…”"
11438t3_9dkior,Resurfaced video shows Trump using 'retarded' despite denial
11439t3_9dkcbx,"Lodestar: A Guide To The President’s Traitor, Vice President, Mike Pence"
11440t3_9djwcm,"If I Didn't Know This Was All Rigged, I'd Think Brett Kavanaugh Is in Serious Trouble"
11441t3_9djqs3,Robert Reich: How You Can Stop Trump's Lie Machine
11442t3_9dlg2w,Rename /r/pics to /r/fatpeopletwitter
11443t3_9dlfg7,r/Communism should have all the moderators step down and keep a random unaccessible account as the remaining moderator in order to achieve actual communism
11444t3_9dldl6,A roll of post-it notes that dispense like toilet paper.
11445t3_9dl7a1,Pick up day laborers for jobs requiring years of training/specializations.
11446t3_9dlppi,When it’s ~98 degrees outside it should be called womb temperature.
11447t3_9dm1fg,"Saying aliens haven't contacted us assume they'll be a certain level of ""like us"", otherwise we can't know we aren't already being contacted if they're as alien as some people believe them to be"
11448t3_9dm1eh,If he breathes... HE'S A TROT (that rapist over there).
11449t3_9dm111,Some electronic music songs could be classified as epilepsy-causing-like content for your ears.
11450t3_9dm0bm,Santa's elves are really Santa's gnomes.
11451t3_9dm03g,"Sometimes no matter what you do for someone, they're always gonna give you dildos... very deep."
11452t3_9dlzxx,"We can observe and describe the color ""Pink"" even though it does not exist in the visible light spectrum, thanks to optical illusion. By this logic, there could be more visble color and we just don't know how to create these illusions yet."
11453t3_9dlzhp,What goes up must go down won’t apply to weight gain.
11454t3_9dlze1,Midnight is at the very beginning of the day.
11455t3_9dlz35,The thing that pet ownership and marriage have in common is that the end goal of both is to watch something you love die of old age.
11456t3_9dlyrl,"If Jeff Bezos spends at least one second thinking about you, the individual person. You are probably a millionaire."
11457t3_9dly9m,"Product delivery services are a really smart thing, from a time and resource spent standpoint the customer is still better off, even if they payed a few extra bucks to have somebody deliver their groceries."
11458t3_9dlxnm,Asking “what year did you graduate” is the loophole to saying “how old are you?”
11459t3_9dlw0x,Cheating the Carrot app literally makes you a fucking jerk off
11460t3_9dlvq4,"All posts are shitposts, especially this one!"
11461t3_9dlvhn,"Those who “roll coal” are only depleting their precious resource faster, ensuring the coal mining industry will be gone even sooner"
11462t3_9dlvbc,"We automatically assume that dolphins are smart, but at the same time assume most people are dumb"
11463t3_9dlv1r,Binary is base 2 math. So really it's base 10 math.
11464t3_9dluwg,Sun's are giant space heaters.
11465t3_9dltif,"According to the 7 life processes, fire is alive."
11466t3_9dlt7q,Music streaming managed to kill pirating music for the most part and put money back in the pockets of artists
11467t3_9dlsrt,Changing the topic mid-conversation is the equivalent to a TV commercial.
11468t3_9dlsrn,Riding a bike is like flying in 2 dimensions.
11469t3_9dlsr9,"If the temperature is hot something like humidity always makes it feel hotter, but if the temperature is cold, then something like windchill always makes it feel colder"
11470t3_9dlsnh,"A lower ranked tennis player quietly goes home when he loses, while a higher ranked one gets to be “upset” when he does."
11471t3_9dlsh8,You can eat anything and not gain any weight if you eat it slow enough
11472t3_9dmata,"The normal map of earth that we see today is just one way out of a million to represent the earth on a map. On one map, Antarctica could be in the middle. They'd all represent the exact same thing."
11473t3_9dma6m,"There are two types of memories; ones we remember feeling and experiencing, and ones we only remember remembering"
11474t3_9dm9oi,Death is the final pursuit in knowledge.
11475t3_9dm9mn,We know more about how to heal mice than humans
11476t3_9dm8wq,Aggressive automatic flushers are probably a subtle indication that the machine revolt has begun.
11477t3_9dm8q0,Humans are so beautifully flawed.
11478t3_9dm8m8,Honestly no wonder why women in the olden days had so many kids. They didn’t want to bleed everywhere when they were on their period because they didn’t have hygiene products like nowadays.
11479t3_9dm8gr,How someone treats a public toilet says a lot about the kind of person they are
11480t3_9dm88n,"If you get the Shinigami eyes from Death Note, you can use them to see if someone you know is actually adopted and they have no idea"
11481t3_9dm848,There is no nobility in poverty!
11482t3_9dm7y5,Every single one of us was probably lazy enough to take the batteries of one remote to put in the other instead of buying new batteries. Then we probably spent a good 2 weeks switching the batteries between remotes.
11483t3_9dm7pa,There first cells to stick together in a colony were probably pretty arrogant.
11484t3_9dm7ff,Drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones.
11485t3_9dm7de,Some songs are just good introductions to great songs.
11486t3_9dm76d,"Resign, just do it"
11487t3_9dm71k,you can have an air air guitar in space
11488t3_9dm71f,"You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a sub by top posts of all time."
11489t3_9dm6py,Breaker 1-9. There are not nearly enough walkie talkies in the world. Pssshk- Do you copy? 10-67.
11490t3_9dm6ee,"One little finger, one little finger, one little finger, tap tap tap."
11491t3_9dm65k,If something is too dark then you can't see it. But when it's too bright you also can't see it.
11492t3_9dm56a,Brittany Spears fans would’ve acted completely different if she shaved her head today compared to when she did it in 2007
11493t3_9dm529,Social media started with the ambition to let peers communicate anonymously and timesaving
11494t3_9dm4ya,Antartica is basically everyone’s country.
11495t3_9dm4um,When you go to school to become a teacher it’s essentially an initiation
11496t3_9dm4td,You can't get charged with Public Urination if you don't unzip your pants first.
11497t3_9dmjt4,The American Revolution should be renamed to the two georges' war
11498t3_9dml14,The president is reported to be spending his time today trying to discover the identity of the anonymous op-ed author. How dare they call him “petty” and “ineffective!”
11499t3_9dmg8y,The Family Separation Policy Ended. Now the Trump Administration Is Pursuing a Family Detention Policy
11500t3_9dmbee,"No method of birth control is an abortifacient — they prevent ovulation, impact cervical mucus, or kill sperm. Belief is the opposite of science and Kavanaugh will weaponize it to harm women. - Dr. Jennifer Gunter OB/GYN"
11501t3_9dm2bg,"Trump inauguration photos edited to make crowd look bigger after president intervened, documents reveal"
11502t3_9dm07d,"Handmaid's Tale: Kavanaugh refers to birth control as ""abortion-inducing drugs"""
11503t3_9dlqet,All the times Bob Woodward reports Trump lashed out after watching television
11504t3_9dll8b,Brett Kavanaugh Perjured Himself. He Should Be Impeached From The D.C. Circuit Soon.
11505t3_9dljmx,I Am Part of the Police Department Inside This Bank Robbery
11506t3_9dn0fd,If you take into account the speed of earth's rotation everyone on the road is always speeding.
11507t3_9dn0cj,People bash single mothers yet some of the most screwed up people in history grew up with a father.
11508t3_9dmy6d,"Signaling a trucker to blow their horn, and them doing it, is the original interactive entertainment."
11509t3_9dmxck,An adult female body has 206 bones. An adult male body has 207 bones.
11510t3_9dmwzk,Strange that you can ask someone how they cut themselves but it’s rude to ask someone how they got a scar.
11511t3_9dmwvx,Love seems so implement if you think about it essentially being a chemical reaction making you want to reproduce
11512t3_9dmwpc,Eating your favourite candy is like drinking flavoured saliva .
11513t3_9dmvv4,"Every time you say “exhale”, you are exhaling"
11514t3_9dmvtz,Horoscopes rely on the idea that people are fundamentally unable to grow or change
11515t3_9dmvm9,The days of playfully throwing someone into a lake or a swimming pool are over because you'll destroy their smartphone.
11516t3_9dmvja,There is a certain irony when you catch someone masturbating and they tell you to “go fuck yourself.”
11517t3_9dmvaa,Antartica is the freest place on earth.
11518t3_9dmv4a,Freezing chocolate milk just makes a giant chocolate bar.
11519t3_9dmuiy,Sending a post card to someone may be the highest compliment you can give them
11520t3_9dmte7,"A lot of people complain about/shit on Lacroix but you rarely hear people complain about water with additional stuff (lemon, cucumber, berries)."
11521t3_9dmte1,Perhaps our very existence on Earth itself is direct evidence in and of itself of the existence of extra-terrestrial life.
11522t3_9dmt4j,"Realtors advertise that they can sell your home for a great price, but, in this housing market, buying a home for a great price is a much more impressive feat."
11523t3_9dmso4,"If humans marked their territory like other mammals, we would probably have cups of pee around our houses to scent it."
11524t3_9dmsms,Good day can be said at anypoint in the day but goodnight is only said minutes before sleep
11525t3_9dmskq,"By not unpacking your dishwasher, you keep a shortcut folder of recents."
11526t3_9dmsa5,Maybe Dr.Pepper and Mr.Pibb were formally colleagues but Dr.Pibb did some dark shit and lost his license
11527t3_9dmrnj,In twenty years the world went from “have you heard of email?” to “do you have an email?” to “what is your email?”
11528t3_9dmra5,Electric kettle could possibly be used to make fries if you pour in fat instead of water.
11529t3_9dmr7v,Get different bumper stickers to make drivers want to read your bumper and keep them from looking down at their phone.
11530t3_9dmqsl,No matter how windy it is out your hair never feels like it’s being pulled on in the same way it feels when people pull your hair.
11531t3_9dnay5,How many locks are there that can’t be opened anymore and people lost the keys. There is so much treasure out there
11532t3_9dnaxt,"If each band of a rainbow overlapped, all we'd see is a white arc."
11533t3_9dnanf,At any given moment there is someone in the world having anal sex and regretting it.
11534t3_9dnadj,They is no next Time only the one we know is Present and it awaits for no Man.
11535t3_9dnace,You never have to clean an umbrella if used frequently.
11536t3_9dna6i,Notice how people that are pro choice have been born
11537t3_9dna3c,"Since there are no humans on Mars, Mars' population is technically just robots."
11538t3_9dn9w2,A plant's day job is bodybuilding
11539t3_9dn9pd,"Ever since actual VR/Ar came out 2 years ago, we are literally living in the future we deemed improbable years ago."
11540t3_9dn9mm,"Google, one of the most prolific employers of highly-skilled programmers, has no built-in dark theme option."
11541t3_9dn9fd,Some parts of the world people still do shits in the fields......other parts of the world people won't do shits without their smart phones
11542t3_9dn999,Everything in the universe is either an apple or not an apple
11543t3_9dn97y,Your sexual fetish could run in your family
11544t3_9dn8t7,What we smell is just the most concentrated scent in the immediate area at that given time.
11545t3_9dn8l7,"All farts are shrarts, more or less"
11546t3_9dn845,"Sneezing is probably the biggest involuntary movement and lapse of concentration there is, and there’s nothing you can do to prevent it whilst driving"
11547t3_9dn7du,"Since he tried to be Number One and catch heroes as much as he did, Robbie ended up the most active person in Lazy Town"
11548t3_9dn7bo,The people that track how much Cellular Data we use also charge us based on how much Cellular Data we use. Most of of don’t really know how much we’ve used we just go by what they say.
11549t3_9dn7ab,"If you can see a vampire,then that vampire is in constant pain."
11550t3_9dn6pe,Watching your child grow up and distance themselves from you feels like your dog gradually stops loving you.
11551t3_9dn64v,If a person yawns in the mirror in a linear world they will yawn forever.
11552t3_9dn63o,Barbers are just people who are good at using the eraser tool.
11553t3_9dn5n9,The perfect ad would be a boxer underwear ad with a cover of freefallin’ remixed to freeballin’.
11554t3_9dn5l6,Relationships are like financial investments(?)
11555t3_9dn5hm,"The German Weimar republic is often remembered as a failed state, but it lasted longer than Nazi Germany."
11556t3_9dnhon,Twitter bans Alex Jones and Infowars
11557t3_9dng6x,Hannity Guest: Science Proves Trump Is The 'Most Sound-Minded' President Ever
11558t3_9dnbcs,"The Broadway cast of ""Frozen"" has had enough of your shit, sir."
11559t3_9dn4ac,"The Resistance on the Inside, an anonymous NYT Op-Ed"
11560t3_9dn3y1,"Here's a mystery I can't solve from @realDonaldTrump's financial disclosures...he claimed $71K in income last yr from ""Ritz Carlton Hotel at 112 Central Park South."" But Ritz left that address in 1997, and they say they don't have any record of such a payment. Odd. - David Fahrenthold"
11561t3_9dn3wc,"BREAKING: Twitter is permanently banning conspiracy theorist Alex ""GAY FROGS"" Jones and Infowars for abusive behavior."
11562t3_9dmzqq,"Twitter permanently bans Alex Jones, Infowars citing abuse"
11563t3_9dmt4k,"THE ""RESISTANCE"" IS A DISTRACTION!!"
11564t3_9dnqv9,Twitter permanently bans Alex Jones and Infowars accounts
11565t3_9dnnwt,"To block women's access to contraception, Kavanaugh ruled that it was ""too burdensome"" for employers to fill out a two page form. But to block women's access to abortion, he ruled that getting court approval for the procedure was ""not burdensome enough."""
11566t3_9dnkyq,"Tea Party fanatic/Congressman Meadows claims Democrats want investigation of anonymous NYT op-ed (No, really)"
11567t3_9dnyma,"Find the closest cactus, like a big cactus, and get into a fight with it."
11568t3_9dnrak,A plagiarism checker that locks your work behind a paywall and publishes it behind another name so it actually becomes 100% plagiarism unless you pay to get your work back.
11569t3_9dmzbj,Set actual parameters for r/pics or delete the sub
11570t3_9dmuqd,"Smartwatch app that would send all the emotional unsent letters, few minutes before your last heartbeat"
11571t3_9dmu8z,The DMV should have birthday cake and ice cream for all of the people celebrating their birthday's.
11572t3_9dmolq,There should be an app that you can use to make it look like you got a text. You could say what the text is and when it is sent.
11573t3_9dmoih,Make a bridge. Name it 'My Bridge'. That way it's mine... but also yours too!
11574t3_9dnu7i,Rand Paul: Trump should use lie-detector tests to find anonymous op-ed author. I assume he is including Pence in this witch hunt.
11575t3_9dnt70,Warren calls for 25th Amendment to be invoked against Trump
11576t3_9dogam,If a global virus killed everyone all that aliens would find would be millions of cell phones lying around.
11577t3_9doexn,Brothels could really easily double as sperm banks.
11578t3_9doccd,Moral law tells you what you can and cannot do to yourself while common law tells you what you can and cannot do to others
11579t3_9dobu6,A gay version of The Bachelor would never work.
11580t3_9dobn9,the guy who made vampires hate garlic was probably beloved by some farmers.
11581t3_9dobk1,Driving a Toyota Supercar is like wearing expensive Sketchers
11582t3_9doalg,When you realize that two of the smartest kids in the world (Phineas and Ferb) have a summer break that is 104 days versus the normal ~60. Meaning that the length of your vacation has no relation to how smart you are.
11583t3_9do96e,"Since every restaurant closes eventually, everything on the menu is ""available for a limited time only"""
11584t3_9do8dv,Many moons have passed but still we wait for the day X actually gives it to us.
11585t3_9do87p,We know a great deal about famous people from before 1850-1900 but we will never know what their voices sounded like
11586t3_9do7vx,Being born deaf and watching people dancing and singing has to be creepy and weird.
11587t3_9do7f1,Dreams last about the same time that you remember them for: just a few seconds.
11588t3_9do71b,"Vampires would be much more awkward if instead of having to be welcomed inside, they had to have permission to leave somewhere."
11589t3_9do6u0,"Being an adult is just realizing that your life is fucked up and full of problems, and school didn't prepare you for any of it."
11590t3_9do6q8,"Spending enough time in the cold makes your body’s cells like ice packs, staying cool even after going into warmth."
11591t3_9do66e,Somewhere out there your doppelganger exist a there's a slim chance you'll ever meet him/her.
11592t3_9do625,French is basically spoken cursive
11593t3_9do5uw,Heart attacks would be much scarier if your heart actually attacked you.
11594t3_9do5hl,Cats need dogs to teach them how to dry themselves.
11595t3_9do546,The comfortable feeling we get when it rains must be like a primal instinct feeling of security from the elements.
11596t3_9do3n1,It would have been more appropriate if Burt Reynolds died on October 4th.
11597t3_9do2an,"It sucks that out of all of the ways humans have to sort out disputes, fights to the death seem to be the most accepted."
11598t3_9do29y,The edge of the atmosphere is the end of space.
11599t3_9do25m,People wouldn't collide into each other when walking if we move to the same side that we drive cars.
11600t3_9do21q,They is greatness in each and everyone one of us
11601t3_9doalz,Make college tuition based on the average starting salary of the graduates
11602t3_9do8kn,People who go to the churches damaged by child abuse should start kneeling during opening prayers.
11603t3_9do8ig,Make an apple tree that grows oranges.
11604t3_9doo3x,A website that escrows money for a politician's opponent if they vote against their constituents interests
11605t3_9dp0vz,Video game studios should hire all the english lit majors so there is no excuse for bad writing.
11606t3_9dozs6,Add clippy and gang to windows phones as there version of Siri/Alexa
11607t3_9dpll4,We and our congressmen are doing well in this battle against Kavanaugh!
11608t3_9dp62q,Trump's Space Force
11609t3_9dp52o,I’m no HR professional but it’s prob a bad sign when an employee writes an anonymous letter calling you a brain-dead asshole and you can’t even narrow it down to 100 people.
11610t3_9doxr7,"Trump will not answer special counsel's questions -- in writing or in person -- about whether he tried to block the probe into Russian interference in the 2016 election. Obstruction of justice is now a ""no-go"" according to Trump's lawyer Rudy Giuliani."
11611t3_9dowt0,So... who do you think wrote the op-ed and why do you think it was them?
11612t3_9doqek,John McCain's farewell statement has largely been buried. It deserves more coverage.
11613t3_9dpizv,"A website or app that tracks popular celebrities, actors, writers, sport stars, singers, etc. with their age and ailments so it’s less of a shock when one passes."
11614t3_9dpi57,Redesign a website so it wastes vertical space when the majority of people using the website have very little vertical space on their screens
11615t3_9dq5ub,Alex Jones' tweets reaction about being banned on twitter
11616t3_9dq1zf,"Befitting his stature as the greatest Republican of all time, Trump asserts that historians will come to view any of his speeches as being the equal to the Gettysburg Address."
11617t3_9dpzmt,"So WaPo reports that Kelly, Bolton, Sanders, and Kushner huddled in the Oval with Trump, trying to convince him that they could trust them and others. But that leaked to the Post! One of those officials leaked it. So can Trump really trust them all?"
11618t3_9dpzaf,Duolingo is on point today.
11619t3_9dpszv,"Um, Tucker Carlson... appears to be having a stroke on twitter right now"
11620t3_9dqf1o,Some cats are like perpetual moody teenagers.
11621t3_9dqey9,Free-will is hindered by the freedom of others
11622t3_9dqest,"If every Male in the world died at the same time, pregnant females will be our only hope!"
11623t3_9dqer7,You never realize how much a urinal splatters back at you until you wear shorts
11624t3_9dqeac,All invitations and RSVPs with postage cost $1 per guest.
11625t3_9dqdwb,Screaming in your car after a bad day at work is just the adult version of screaming into your pillow after a bad day as a child.
11626t3_9dqdq1,A lifetime is a personal eternity.
11627t3_9dqdlx,"People have a generally negative view of fanfiction as a form of literature, but the modern understanding of the history of Satan is based on Paradise Lost."
11628t3_9dqd75,"Setting a reminder on Google to remind you of the reminder but end up knowing the reminder without Google reminding you of it, rendering that reminder useless"
11629t3_9dqck2,"Humans need nature (water, oxygen from trees, etc.), but we do things like drop nuclear bombs, throw trash everywhere, and pollute the air. Technically speaking, we are only hurting ourselves in the long run."
11630t3_9dqch2,It's so easy to create an online account but it's so hard to delete one.
11631t3_9dqc2e,We use the term “first-world problems” almost as if highly-developed civilizations are on a completely separate planet than underdeveloped civilizations.
11632t3_9dqc1x,Finding money on venmo is the modern way of finding cash in your pants.
11633t3_9dqbz6,Dryer lint is basically your clothes dicintigrating slowly
11634t3_9dqbxz,World War III would be the first World War that got memed in real time.
11635t3_9dqbi0,"If you think you came up with a good joke, odds are, your not the first to think of it."
11636t3_9dqb2m,Kids born in 2003 start driving soon.
11637t3_9dqauy,One way to ensure your children will move up the economic scale is to make little money.
11638t3_9dqab0,"Showing your love to your old or dying dog by feeding it treats must be the same feeling your grandma feels when she feeds you, but in reverse."
11639t3_9dqa6p,"If humans are biologically hardwired to like fat, salt, AND sugar, then people who don't put pineapple on pizza are freaks of nature."
11640t3_9dq9z4,A hotdog is a sandwich.
11641t3_9dq9vy,science is magic with documentation
11642t3_9dq9v1,Iron man suit ups are basically western magical girl transformations.
11643t3_9dq9oq,"When Danny DeVito dies, he will become Danny Phantom"
11644t3_9dq9ml,Porn stars don't have private parts
11645t3_9dqlha,"Elon musk should create the cologne called ""Elon's Musk"" so that when you enter a room with it on someone will say ""Damn, Is that Elon's Musk!?"" and you can say ""Yes"""
11646t3_9dqhov,Horizontal stripper poles
11647t3_9dqhha,An app where you can compare two Spotify profiles to see what music you have in common with others!
11648t3_9dqgs1,"A website that has only the ten ammendments and a ""I've read and agree with the terms"" button at the bottom"
11649t3_9dqams,"Start a band called ""Some Other Band"" so people can announce concerts where there's a headliner ""with Some Other Band"""
11650t3_9dq7xq,Jesus is the Sauna God
11651t3_9dqwi7,The broken sword used to take the ring from Sauron was the halfling of swords.
11652t3_9dqw9s,Bananas are most fresh when they're erect
11653t3_9dqw9r,The taste of pasta changes drastically depending on its shape alone
11654t3_9dqw57,"If your friend tells you his new girl’s ass won’t quit, be intrigued. If he says her forehead won’t quit, be concerned."
11655t3_9dqvvr,People who wear glasses are experiencing pay-per-view at a personal level.
11656t3_9dqvng,"When people die from an accident while taking a selfie, they probably have a split second where they see exactly how they are about to die"
11657t3_9dqveu,Maybe the worldwide surge of right-wing extremism is a side effect of AI's growing ability to recommend stuff to users based on their preference.
11658t3_9dqv5q,Auditory learners must get songs stuck in their head way easier than other people
11659t3_9dqv3f,Con artists are just magicians that use their skills for evil.
11660t3_9dqv1l,People complain about having to drive long distances to get to work but a bus driver does that for their job.
11661t3_9dqunm,"The way things are setting up, in 40 years the internet will literally be running the world. One day, someone out there does/says something that will literally break the internet in a way that will change the way humanity thinks. And it will be so apparent to everyone in the world"
11662t3_9dqugy,"When airliner crashes, all the food is gone"
11663t3_9dqt2v,There will always be one and one only oldest person in the world although >99.999% of us will never be that person.
11664t3_9dqt1e,"If you don't need glasses, you're just seeing for free."
11665t3_9dqs4u,"Since flies eat poo, they're probably secretly flying into your butthole to get it"
11666t3_9dqrwt,Pillows are just tiny mattresses for our heads
11667t3_9dqrj3,The world population is over 7 billion people and yet some of us couldn't find a partner
11668t3_9dqra0,You pass an almost infinite amount of number possibilities when counting between 2 different numbers.
11669t3_9dqr9n,every 4 digit number will be a year
11670t3_9dqr8e,We all have our own version of applause when we imagine it
11671t3_9dqqyd,Window washers in Spider Mans universe must hate him
11672t3_9dqqc8,"""Shameless"" is a real-life version of ""White Trash in Trouble"" from that ""South Park"" episode."
11673t3_9dqplb,"If the world ends, we were born at just the right time to live in the most advanced civilization ever created."
11674t3_9dqpb2,"During the day, everything above you creates shade. At night everything below you creates shade."
11675t3_9dqoyu,"There is a good possibility certain ""eyewitness"" accounts were from the culprit giving misleading clues."
11676t3_9dr34i,The only thing that doesnt change is change itself
11677t3_9dr2yd,"Sleeping only feels like as second, yet we love doing it so much."
11678t3_9dr2l7,"In order for someone to win the lottery lets say the prize is 10 million the company probably needs 20 million so they can make profit, basically your giving money to the company to make that 10 million$ prize pool for someone else to win, even more basic than that your giving $ to a stranger"
11679t3_9dr29w,"Stephen Kings ""It"" teaches the foundational lesson that there is nothing to fear but fear itself. And the shapeshifting, interdimensional demon who feeds on it every 27 years"
11680t3_9dr29r,Roller coasters are just fun trains
11681t3_9dr1qk,"Life doesn't get easier, you get stronger."
11682t3_9dr0m2,“Going to sleep” late and “staying up” late have the same connotation.
11683t3_9dr0ly,"The first guy to look at blue cheese and think it was safe to eat was probably really hungry, or really crazy."
11684t3_9dr0c0,There’s going to be a new generation of teachers who know not to leave the mouse on the screen when watching a video
11685t3_9dr0bq,"If you pay your water bill, you are pouring money down the drain"
11686t3_9dqzna,The only way to combat AI on the interwebs is to troll
11687t3_9dqyqc,The monsters from “A Quiet Place” are like extreme versions of elderly neighbors who want you to shut the hell up all the time.
11688t3_9dqyhb,Alcohol free and free alcohol are the polar opposites of fun
11689t3_9dqxzv,If you had wings you wouldn't be able to masturbate
11690t3_9dqxlt,Compassion can’t be un-had.
11691t3_9dqxja,"The number ""8"" is the safest, most comforting number regardless of what context it's used in"
11692t3_9dre94,Inserting a tampon is like injecting yourself with cotton.
11693t3_9dre7y,It's very difficult to describe physically feeling something.
11694t3_9dre3c,Ant man's suit would probably doom all of us since it compresses all of his atoms to a subatomic level
11695t3_9drdlc,The hotel industry ended the toilet paper debate by folding the triangle over top
11696t3_9drd8z,There is a slight morbidity to being a butcher.
11697t3_9drcpd,Pretty much anyone you will ever meet will have sucked on a boob at some point.
11698t3_9drc8n,"Our world is a funny place, but not in a humourous way."
11699t3_9drbv4,The End comes from the last 60 seconds.
11700t3_9drbi2,"One day libraries will be just museums for books, more than anything else."
11701t3_9drawo,"Since the rise of digital cameras, there will never be a day not recorded by a photo/video."
11702t3_9dra50,The first medieval army that had to face against an enemy with cannons must've been pretty surprised.
11703t3_9dra4w,"Even if only 1% of the world finds you attractive, thats still 74,420,000 people who finds you attractive."
11704t3_9dr9u7,Acid reflux feels like the hardcore version of a headache in that no one can see why you are in intense pain but only your reaction to it
11705t3_9dr95n,"Whether you are aware or not, you spend most of your life inside your own head."
11706t3_9dr91b,You've never ever seen yourself in person
11707t3_9dr8qu,"Somebody stepped off a boat on June 6th, 1944 in Normandy completely unaware of the monumental historical significance of it."
11708t3_9dr7ym,"Some people get confused over left and right, but have no problem reading sentences from left to right."
11709t3_9dr7ca,Where's Waldo was training us all to be snipers from a young age.
11710t3_9dr6zm,When everything else sucks sleeping is still pretty great.
11711t3_9dr6ys,"""Salad"" is a catch all term encompassing a) typically lettuce based assortments of fresh produce and b) various meats and potatoes doused in mayonnaise"
11712t3_9dr6ws,Y'all is the ustedes of english
11713t3_9dr6so,"Some extremely small percentage of the gas in your car has been in the tank since you bought it, assuming you never ran out of gas."
11714t3_9dr6nx,Backwards sense makes only this.
11715t3_9dr5h1,"Standing in a bus is like going out with a strong, playful dog: It pulls you around and if you don't watch out you are laying on the ground."
11716t3_9dr52y,North Korea probably only has one fat person.
11717t3_9drk3a,USB sticks are the modern floppy disks.
11718t3_9drk36,The human body is technically water cooled
11719t3_9drjxg,When you watch anime dubbed is like if you just read a book with pictures
11720t3_9dris6,Asking if your deposit has gained any interest makes perfect sense in a financial bank and sperm bank
11721t3_9drin9,"A LOT of corporates, businesses, laws, products, humanly concerns, perspectives and paradigms wouldnt exist if if werent for one thing: greed."
11722t3_9drifk,"IPAs have become like the basic bitch, pumpkin spice Starbucks lattes. We now have basic bros."
11723t3_9dri97,"If Idealism turns out to be correct, every awareness campaign for illness just made people ill."
11724t3_9dri8n,You can see how contemporary a geographical location is by comparing the number of people in a McDonalds ordering on the huge iPad things vs those waiting to order from a human
11725t3_9drhef,Most of the people who attend your birthdays and functions are there just to have a good time! They are not interested in you.
11726t3_9drhdu,To be proven academically dumb by a child is both depressing and encouraging.
11727t3_9drh84,The opposite of depresses is pressed.
11728t3_9drgpp,Humans routinely scrape their flesh with dangerously sharp pieces of metal as if it were nothing.
11729t3_9drggd,Toilet bowls are wide because men urinate standing up
11730t3_9drg51,Everyone both loves and hates procrastination when they are procrastinating.
11731t3_9drf3r,Trying to keep the romance alive in a marriage is like a musical artist signing a contract to come up with a hit song over and over again indefinitely
11732t3_9drevh,"As you grow older, you learn to deeply cherish and appreciate your periods"
11733t3_9drepm,"GoFundMe reports that Johnny Bobbit will be paid his $400,000, but John Wayne Bobbit will never, ever have a normal penis again."
11734t3_9drelm,People get attacked for having an opinion on social media platforms that are about having an opinion
11735t3_9drpei,"Age reflects how many laps you have completed, not what lap you are on"
11736t3_9drpdv,There are probably no Pizza Huts in Italy.
11737t3_9drp3q,Nostalgia. It’s not what it used to be
11738t3_9drp1y,Making some kind of food or drink after Colin Kaepernick and only selling it on the bottom shelves at stores so people would have to take a knee to pick it up and buy it would be pretty funny.
11739t3_9droji,"""The right side is the right side"" can be a false statement"
11740t3_9droj1,"If we live in an infinite loop of our lives; every mistake you’ve ever made, every heartache, every regret will happen to you over and over again; live for today not for yesterday."
11741t3_9drnc5,Medieval times paintings of royalty are the equivalent of Snapchat filters.
11742t3_9drmze,Your past self is always thinking of ways to fuck you over.
11743t3_9drmsn,Even parking needs to be validated.
11744t3_9drmph,Our next generation of old people is going to be filled with tiny grandmas with massive silicon butt's.
11745t3_9drm3y,"Henry VIII decided he would marry Anne of Cleves based on a portrait of her, only later to be disappointed when they met in person. It was the 16th-century equivalent of catfishing."
11746t3_9drlxg,Flowers are just cows for bees
11747t3_9drlwp,There’s a pretty good chance that one of your arms is longer than the other
11748t3_9drlhm,Ms. Puff definitely suffered severe emotional trauma because of Spongebob's awful driving.
11749t3_9drke4,Debit Card Travel Notificaion Gameshow
11750t3_9dr7ot,"Remember yesterday? When all the ""sensible people"" were claiming Zina Bash didn't mean to be flashing an Alt-Right symbol created to broadcast their acceptance of being thought of as White Supremacists?"
11751t3_9dquwy,Just Do It!
11752t3_9dqu48,Paul Krugman: Kavanaugh Will Kill the Constitution
11753t3_9dqkyu,It could be anyone!
11754t3_9dqctp,"What I learned investigating Nixon, and why it matters now | Bob Woodward | TEDxMidAtlantic"
11755t3_9ds05c,College is just a bank where people learn
11756t3_9ds01p,"Every movie that takes place in the future would have come true, but the effect of the movies release prevented humans from ever reaching that future."
11757t3_9drz03,If you understand the cruelty of chimpanzees you will understand the cruelty of man.
11758t3_9dryt8,"“You’re such a guy” and “you’re such a man” are two phrases that sound the same, but have two wildly different connotations."
11759t3_9dryru,"If you don’t use your turn signal, you’re stupid, or an asshole."
11760t3_9dryby,Squirrels are just furry tailed rats
11761t3_9dry6p,An ass is so much more attractive when you find the owners face attractive too.
11762t3_9dry3l,Auto Moderator is like a moderator but is a machine with good technique and will to work better than moderator
11763t3_9drwwf,It's impossible to explain why anything is fun.
11764t3_9drwvh,"Competitive bowling is basically two people playing separate single-player games and then comparing their scores afterwards. If you’re an amateur player who had once bowled a 300, you’ve technically “beat” professional bowlers who had failed to bowl a 300 in a particular game"
11765t3_9drw5h,"If life was a video game, marriage would be a Season Pass, with kids as DLC."
11766t3_9drvn8,"Being a person of logic, living in a world without logic, is *almost* hell on earth."
11767t3_9drvhx,Birds can fly but flies can't bird
11768t3_9drve3,If amazon.gr existed the arrow would probably point from the A to the O.
11769t3_9drulp,Having diarrhea is essentially the same as throwing up out of your ass.
11770t3_9drtm7,Fapping is just imaginative raping.
11771t3_9drtb3,"Whenever anyone asks any form of famous artist for the advice they'd give someone just starting out; the correct answer is ""get lucky""."
11772t3_9drspe,If the penis was a muscle a lot of gyms would become x-rated
11773t3_9drsi0,When you pee yourself your sub consious is sub consiously exerting dominance on your consious
11774t3_9drscb,Arab men don't have to worry about finding the clitoris
11775t3_9drqpl,"September 6th 2018 was 6,666 days from the 6th of the 6th 2000"
11776t3_9drq3b,Jeans and Trainers must be the most common style on the planet.
11777t3_9ds577,"Depending on lifestyle, pie or pi could be more influential."
11778t3_9ds4wl,If only we could record silence and then play it on full blast to make a room silent.
11779t3_9ds4op,"If you were to jump into a hole that goes through the earth, after all forces have balanced out you’d be floating in the center of the earth with no possible escape."
11780t3_9ds4kt,"We complain about spoiled children, but we strive for a future where we can give our children everything they want."
11781t3_9ds3a3,Putting a space between cheese and cake makes it sound a lot less appealing
11782t3_9ds2u5,No one looks good on the self checkout target selfie/antitheft cameras
11783t3_9ds2fd,"If alkaline water becomes the next dad diet, we will have some literal basic bitches."
11784t3_9ds22t,Smelling is just breathing normally but thinking about it more.
11785t3_9ds1zg,"If we can see through our mouths while we are chewing, then the process of eating is pretty disgusting."
11786t3_9ds1eu,"Which came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the single cell organism that cloned itself until it became the animal that evolved into the dinosaur that evolved into the chicken that could lay eggs. No more arguing."
11787t3_9ds1cy,So many great world changing ideas probably never come into existence because the person thinking of it doesn't have the skills to create it or just doesn't have the effort to explain it to someone.
11788t3_9ds0za,"Whose idea was it to approach a cow, pull its udder and attempt to drink it."
11789t3_9ds0jj,Death is the only thing that happens to everyone but can’t be described by anyone.
11790t3_9ds0ey,"All chicks over 40: no make up, hair pulled back & shades look like men."
11791t3_9dsa1j,Men wear pants that are super tight on their crotch while women wear skirts that are super loose.
11792t3_9ds9r3,r/nostalgia is gonna look really weird in about 10 years.
11793t3_9ds9oh,Computers without graphics cards are just autistic
11794t3_9ds9kl,"The problem with fantasizing over cosplayers is that if you ever do get them naked, they're no longer the character you were fantasizing over."
11795t3_9ds8zj,Wörds placed in a certain order unlock knowledge.
11796t3_9ds8wl,Invention of virtualization infrastructure in IT after using separate HW for installations is like inventing apartment blocks after living in houses only. More independent entities can exist on same physical infrastructure.
11797t3_9ds8m1,"Vivo V11 Pro with Face Unlock, In-Display Fingerprint Scanner and 3,400mAh battery launched"
11798t3_9ds8fj,Getting power back after a blackout is like leaving the dark ages and travelling back to the present.
11799t3_9ds807,"In the pitch black of night, a blind guide is better than a non-blind guide because they are likely to know the paths better."
11800t3_9ds7t3,J walking is gambling your life in return for a little more time
11801t3_9ds6qf,IKEA furniture is just a front for Swedes trying to measure people’s IQs.
11802t3_9ds6m2,"We are baffled and desperate for knowledge of what happens after death, yet we simply accept we just “weren’t alive” before birth."
11803t3_9ds6kg,The only thing that makes you hate or love a person is the tongue. Rest all organs function the exact same way in all humans. Think before you speak.
11804t3_9ds5qr,What would adult videos be without the money shot.............
11805t3_9dsf6x,Fill 1 in every 15 fire extinguishers with gasoline.
11806t3_9ds84c,Someone should make a podcast where they check out everything on Steve Rogers’ list.
11807t3_9ds7lh,Spoiler alert... many people fake an orgasm but what about faking to like a tv show ? Thats a thing right? I am open to name suggestions for it =P
11808t3_9drteg,Remake Citizen Kane without a single mention of Rosebud. Anytime a person or reviewer mention the now irrelevant rosebud. throw that person to Paul Verhoeven.
11809t3_9drh74,A reality show where contestants picked from all over the world have to pretend to be from countries other than their own. Most obvious impostor gets kicked off every week.
11810t3_9drg7n,Everybody get stoned and start binge watching OK Go videos on youtube at 7pm
11811t3_9dsb6z,Donald Trump should NOT be Impeached (A presentation to my fellow Progressives)
11812t3_9dt6tc,Easiest way to piss a bunch of people off would be arranging a meeting and then never showing up.
11813t3_9dt66m,"If they start naming and shaming people for cutting into your lane, maybe our traffic would improve."
11814t3_9dt5yb,"Whenever you get a stuffy nose, you realize how much you've taken a clear nose for granted."
11815t3_9dt5hw,Putting in eye-drops is a lot like waterboarding yourself
11816t3_9dt4tk,"The modern equivalent of ""Choose 3 things you would take with you on a lonely island"" is ""You can only install 3 additional Apps on a new Smartphone, which ones would you choose?"""
11817t3_9dt430,Vegans who have kids are causing more harm to the earth than meat eaters who don't have kids; even if the vegans' kids are vegans themselves.
11818t3_9dt3s2,"Every time you’re eating, you’re basically deepthroating"
11819t3_9dt3fo,"Loot boxes in video games are like dating. Sometimes you get what you really want, but mostly you just settle for whatever you can get."
11820t3_9dt2bm,Adam Ruins Everything is just a reboot of Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
11821t3_9dt28i,"Someone heard ""A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks 'Why the long face?'"" And apparently decided to create BoJack Horseman."
11822t3_9dt1or,"If a business can’t afford to pay employees a minimum of $15 an hour, that business probably shouldn’t be hiring employees in the first place."
11823t3_9dt1op,"If you delete chrome, edge, and internet explorer you can't download the internet again."
11824t3_9dt14h,Blind people must find it harder to go to sleep as they can't just shut their eyes.
11825t3_9dt0pq,"When something ends, another thing begins."
11826t3_9dt0gy,Terorists are real life villans
11827t3_9dt01o,Your brain doesn't trust you enough to function by yourself.
11828t3_9dszwd,"Land, Sea, and Air also applies to the type of meat you want to order/ eat."
11829t3_9dszu8,Someone who’s never been in a fist fight can confidently say they’ve never lost a fist fight and technically speaking they’re not lying.
11830t3_9dszh3,"Dentists must have some unique, horrible, work-related nightmares."
11831t3_9dsybx,You don't travel from point A to point B. The universe moves point B to you.
11832t3_9dsy04,There is a song you forgot about and you don't know what it is
11833t3_9dsx5z,"""A good marriage ends when one of both dies"". Actually, any relationship, good or bad, ends the same way."
11834t3_9dsx09,"There's no such thing as a dotted line, just a line of dots (or dashes)."
11835t3_9dsww8,"If avengers will undo the snap, we'll have to watch Stefan Karl die again"
11836t3_9dsw6t,Autocorrect probably has saved us from many embarrassing moments but we only remember the times it screwed us over
11837t3_9dt81s,This Day in Trump History: President Donald Trump’s eldest son told Senate investigators that he had set up a June 2016 meeting with a Russian lawyer because she might have had damaging information about Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
11838t3_9dt5nj,Mystery builds over anonymous Trump official’s identity
11839t3_9dt4oh,Trump: Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was ridiculed by the 'fake news' -- can Trump not be a total whining goober for even just one minute?
11840t3_9dt1ol,"""I use the best words"" - seriously though, is it that he cannot pronounce big words? Or is he having mini strokes?"
11841t3_9dthws,Lying.
11842t3_9dtdjv,"No Scam Too Small, Ep. 5: Trump directed his ""charitable"" Foundation to make an illegal donation to Florida's Attorney General. Just days later, the Florida AG decided not to pursue a case against Trump University (which itself was later forced to pay $25 million for ripping off students)."
11843t3_9dtpf1,Wow.
11844t3_9dtp6h,Donald Trump Struggles To Say 'Anonymous' Twice
11845t3_9dtksh,Speaks for itself.....
11846t3_9dtoay,"Create the reverse purge, where people must be INCREDIBLY nice to each other to win a cash prize. The most wholesome one wins."
11847t3_9dtgc8,Open up a bar not quite a straight bar but not quite a gay bar. Call it the Gray Bar
11848t3_9du0om,"AI should be implemented into traffic lights on an intersection. So that red/amber/green lights don’t have the same duration during peak hours and normal hours. Thus, improving traffic flow."
11849t3_9du034,Make a movie where all the main characters are played by unknown amateur actors and the extras/minor characters/bit parts are played by big-name Hollywood stars
11850t3_9dtwvr,Temporary calk you can squirt in your shoes to make them fit if they are a little too big