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12
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3An old man...
4
53
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7...turned ninety-eight
8
94
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11Won the lottery
12and died the next day
13
145
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16Why is this shit on
17the get-psyched mix'?
18
196
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21If I don't throw you
22a curveball, you get
23
247
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26bored and the mix
27loses its intended effect.
28
298
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31I want to get revved up and
32this song isn't doing it.
33
349
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36I defy you to crush this
37chorus and not get psyched.
38
3910
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41Won't happen.
42
4311
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45Don't you think?
46
4712
4800:01:17,202 --> 00:01:20,376
49It's like rain...
50
5113
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53...on your wedding day
54
5514
5600:01:22,541 --> 00:01:26,216
57A free ride...
58
5915
6000:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,218
61...when you've already paid
62
6316
6400:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,216
65It's good advice...
66
6717
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69Help me out here!
70
7118
7200:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,553
73...that you just didn't take
74
7519
7600:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,397
77And who would have thought?
78
7920
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81It figures
82
8321
8400:01:40,559 --> 00:01:41,811
85Mr. Play It Safe...
86
8722
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89Classic Alanis.
90
9123
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93...was afraid to fly
94
9524
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97He was afraid.
98
9925
10000:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,239
101- Bring it home.
102- Oh, yeah.
103
10426
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106Go home, Papi. Yes!
107
10827
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110We got ou rjam on now.
111Jump to it!
112
11328
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115It was a dry June.
116
11729
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119It needn't be said out loud,
120but we need this sale.
121
12230
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124I'm so confident
125we'll close this,
126
12731
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129I'm ordering
130the Pappy Van Winkle.
131
13232
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134It's pricey, but I want to
135spiritually invest in our success.
136
13733
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139If you didn't order the Pappy,
140I'd send you back to the car...
141
14234
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144...to listen to
145the get-psyched mix again!
146
14735
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149Go over the stat sheet.
150
15136
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153Bob Williams. Married 16 years.
154Wife Karen. One daughter.
155
15637
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158That's page one.
159Let me hip you to page two.
160
16138
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163Daughter's name
164is Skyler. Big into
165
16639
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168gymnastics. Aces
169on the pommel horse.
170
17140
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173He don't just tell it,
174he shows it with pictures.
175
17641
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178Everyone's searching for
179something, right, Bob?
180
18142
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183Love. Success.
184
18543
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187But what's the one thing
188no one can get more of?
189
19044
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192Time.
193
19445
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196And you can't fight it.
197
19846
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200Oh, you don't have to tell me.
201Look at my little girl.
202
20347
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205How old is Skyler now?
206Just turned nine.
207
20848
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210Nine?! Skyler's nine?!
211
21249
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214Good Lord. How old does that make all of us?
215Don't answer that, Bob!
216
21750
21800:02:55,092 --> 00:02:56,435
219I was about to answer.
220
22151
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223Soon she'll be borrowing
224Karen's makeup and
225
22652
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228you'll have two beauties
229on your hands!
230
23153
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233Lock the door.
234It's coming. Double digits.
235
23654
23700:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,944
238Skyler still giving them
239hell on the pommel horse?
240
24155
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243Want to see a photo? If
244it's not too much trouble.
245
24656
24700:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,153
248Let me show you Sky.
249
25057
25100:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,942
252Look at her.
253
25458
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256She's really sprouted.
257
25859
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260Yeah, Skyler's
261really slimming down.
262
26360
26400:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,832
265I'll tell you what, she's
266eating really healthy.
267
26861
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270Mostly fruits and nuts.
271Her choice.
272
27362
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275No telling what this girl on a
276squirrel diet could end up doing.
277
27863
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280Win us the gold,
281make us proud?
282
28364
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285Damn right she could. I think
286she's already made you proud.
287
28865
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290Guilty, my friend.
291
29266
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294Oh, guys, it goes so fast.
295
29667
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298Like a freight train on the
299track, clickety-clack.
300
30168
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303Now she's got a boyfriend-- a
304guy you'll like, hopefully.
305
30669
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308Clickety-clack,
309she's married.
310
31170
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313Clickety-clack,
314she's putting you in a home!
315
31671
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318She would do it, too.
319She would.
320
32172
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323Only when you forget who she is.
324I'm kidding!
325
32673
32700:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,324
328it feels good to
329laugh about Alzheimer's.
330
33174
33200:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,073
333You can't control time.
334
33575
33600:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,418
337But you can manage it.
338
33976
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341Mmm.
342Bob...
343
34477
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346...the Chronoshock
347Aught Thirteen.
348
34978
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351Carpe diem. These
352babies will fly off your shelf.
353
35479
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356I know you have six
357stores now, so you'll
358
35980
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361probably want a larger order
362than last year's.
363
36481
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366You're kidding, right?
367
36882
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370Your business
371has been folded.
372
37383
37400:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,107
375I'm sorry?
376
37784
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379No, there's been some chatter. The
380last few years have been rough.
381
38285
38300:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,236
384But who hasn't
385felt the pinch?
386
38786
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389They didn't
390tell you, did they?
391
39287
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394I thought you guys wanted to
395grab dinner for old times' sake.
396
39788
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399Your company is closed. I hate
400to be the one telling you that.
401
40289
40300:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,962
404I know that I can't
405buy the watches because...
406
40790
40800:04:47,204 --> 00:04:51,550
409...your company doesn't exist
410anymore, but I wish I could!
411
41291
41300:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,965
414That's how good
415you guys are!
416
41792
41800:04:54,211 --> 00:04:57,636
419One round of Pappy Van Winkle.
420Enjoy, gentlemen.
421
42293
42300:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,300
424Oh.
425
42694
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428Wow. That is
429expensive stuff.
430
43195
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433You know, Bob, uh...
434
43596
43600:05:05,722 --> 00:05:06,723
437...do you mind--
438
43997
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441Say no more. I'm doing this.
442
44398
44400:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,399
445Let's slice
446the pie three ways.
447
44899
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450That's silly.
451I'm doing really, really...
452
453100
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455really well right now and
456you guys are not... at all.
457
458101
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460Let me do this.
461
462102
46300:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,495
464Let's just split it.
465Go Dutch.
466
467103
46800:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,705
469Okay.
470
471104
47200:05:22,781 --> 00:05:25,660
473Let's be three Dutchmen. But
474this Dutchman's going to pay
475
476105
47700:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,710
478when he can
479in a couple weeks.
480
481106
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483What the fuck, Sammy?
484
485107
48600:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,424
487What the fuck me?
488What the fuck you!
489
490108
49100:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,751
492Who told you you could
493barge into my office
494
495109
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497without an appointment?
498
499110
50000:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,844
501You closed
502the company?!
503
504111
50500:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,264
506Then you send us out on a
507sale we really needed and had
508
509112
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511Bob Williams
512drop that bomb on us?!
513
514113
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516Bob Williams' got
517a big fucking mouth.
518
519114
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521Yeah, he does.
522
523115
52400:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,557
525Forget the sale. Nobody
526wears a watch anymore--
527
528116
52900:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,892
530they check their phones.
531
532117
53300:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,443
534Disagree.
535Cite your source.
536
537118
53800:05:51,518 --> 00:05:52,815
539Kids, maybe.
540There's a broader market.
541
542119
54300:05:52,894 --> 00:05:53,986
544Lorraine,
545what time is it?
546
547120
54800:05:55,605 --> 00:05:56,652
54910:26.
550
551121
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553One hip pioneering secretary
554does not a cultural trend make.
555
556122
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558She's 75. Watches are
559obsolete, and so are you two.
560
561123
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563Obsolete'?
564What does that mean?
565
566124
56700:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,744
568It means everything's
569computerized now!
570
571125
57200:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,500
573It's cheaper for a machine
574to tell companies
575
576126
57700:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,086
578what to order than
579a manufacturer's rep.
580
581127
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583No, people have a deep
584mistrust of machines.
585
586128
58700:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,754
588Have you seen
589"Terminator"?
590
591129
59200:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,473
593Or "Two"?
594Or "Three"? Or "Four"?
595
596130
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598Yep. Mmm-hmm.
599All of them.
600
601131
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603People want to deal with
604people, not Terminators.
605
606132
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608People hate people!
609Times have changed.
610
611133
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613That's so negative.
614
615134
61600:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,604
617Luckily I saw this coming, cashed
618out, bought a condo in Miami...
619
620135
62100:06:34,853 --> 00:06:37,948
622...new tits for the wife. Silicone.
623It's legal again.
624
625136
62600:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,691
627Saline's out?
628
629137
63000:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,114
631Me and the old lady
632will be tucked away nice.
633
634138
63500:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,362
636Great for you, huh?
637Perfect.
638
639139
64000:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,119
641So that's it, right?
642
643140
64400:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,459
645But what about us, Sammy?
646
647141
64800:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,959
649You two were great
650salesmen. The best!
651
652142
65300:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,298
654But at the end of the day,
655you're grinders.
656
657143
65800:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,543
659Foot soldiers.
660You'll never be generals.
661
662144
66300:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,294
664I'm going to say
665something harsh now.
666
667145
66800:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,046
669Now you're going to
670say something harsh?
671
672146
67300:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,640
674Strap it in, 'cause it
675ain't pretty out there.
676
677147
67800:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,558
679And you two are dinosaurs.
680
681148
68200:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,478
683Face it. Where you're going...
684
685149
68600:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,893
687...you've already been.
688
689150
69000:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,980
691Thank you for your service.
692
693151
69400:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,532
695What are we going to do?
696
697152
69800:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,527
699I don't know.
700
701153
70200:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,954
703But I have to
704worry about the now.
705
706154
70700:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,452
708I don't know what I'm going
709to say to Megan.
710
711155
71200:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,748
713It's like rain...
714
715156
71600:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,799
717No. Let it play.
718
719157
72000:07:39,209 --> 00:07:42,213
721For the love of God,
722let it play.
723
724158
72500:07:42,921 --> 00:07:46,266
726It's a free ride
727when you've already paid
728
729159
73000:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,059
731Go.
732
733160
73400:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,855
735Megan,
736let's talk about this.
737
738161
73900:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,980
740Is it because I'm too unselfish in bed?
741I can change.
742
743162
74400:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,653
745It won't be easy,
746but I'll do it.
747
748163
74900:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,446
750It's always darkest
751before the dawn.
752
753164
75400:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,991
755No, Billy. It's actually darkest
756in the middle of the night.
757
758165
75900:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,489
760Enough's going on without
761arguing about proverbs.
762
763166
76400:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,663
765I knew things weren't great, but to
766come home to a foreclosure sign?
767
768167
76900:08:08,738 --> 00:08:11,161
770Can we hug? Can I touch it? No!
771
772168
77300:08:11,241 --> 00:08:14,336
774I could have avoided this if the
775Bob Williams deal hadn't gone bad.
776
777169
77800:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,412
779You blew that?
780
781170
78200:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,465
783Not so much that I blew it
784as the company shut down
785
786171
78700:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,666
788and took our jobs away.
789
790172
79100:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,628
792Sweetheart, I promise
793I can pay for all of this.
794
795173
79600:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,885
797It's not about the money, Billy.
798This is about you.
799
800174
80100:08:25,964 --> 00:08:29,093
802You talk a big game, but
803never do anything about it!
804
805175
80600:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,598
807You say we'll go to Spain-- but
808have I ever been to Barcelona?
809
810176
81100:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,022
812Barthelona! And not
813yet, but we're going.
814
815177
81600:08:35,849 --> 00:08:36,850
817What?
818
819178
82000:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,279
821We are not
822going to Barthelona.
823
824179
82500:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,981
826We discussed going
827to Barthelona...
828
829180
83000:08:43,064 --> 00:08:46,238
831...but we are never
832going to go to Barthelona.
833
834181
83500:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,319
836Not with that
837attitude we're not.
838
839182
84000:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,368
841Do you even hear yourself?
842Yes.
843
844183
84500:08:50,447 --> 00:08:53,075
846I'm glad you said some of that--
847we're in a relationship and
848
849184
85000:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,580
851I'm glad we're
852committed to it.
853
854185
85500:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,082
856You know how badly
857I want to believe that?
858
859186
86000:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,792
861Because I've been with you a long
862time and nothing ever gets better.
863
864187
86500:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,463
866Honey, you're...
867
868188
86900:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,711
870You're such a great guy...
871
872189
87300:09:04,794 --> 00:09:08,264
874...but you always screw things
875up and let people down.
876
877190
87800:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,853
879Billy, I love you, but I'm
880tired of being let down.
881
882191
88300:09:19,517 --> 00:09:22,145
884That's terrible,
885Nicky. Are you okay?
886
887192
88800:09:22,228 --> 00:09:26,074
889I should have gone on my own
890when I had the chance. Stupid!
891
892193
89300:09:26,149 --> 00:09:29,403
894You did the right thing. Got
895a paycheck, played it smart.
896
897194
89800:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,821
899Dad would have been proud.
900
901195
90200:09:30,987 --> 00:09:34,457
903Proud of what? I didn't play it smart.
904I played it safe.
905
906196
90700:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,206
908Look where I am now.
909Proud?
910
911197
91200:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,129
913At your nephew's Little League game.
914Cheer up!
915
916198
91700:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,797
918Come on.
919
920199
92100:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,170
922All right, Tate!
923
924200
92500:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,593
926Here we go, Tate!
927Put some wood on it!
928
929201
93000:09:45,794 --> 00:09:46,920
931He's a great kid.
932
933202
93400:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,347
935I keep telling you
936you'd be a terrific father.
937
938203
93900:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,762
940Yep, you do keep telling me that.
941
942204
94300:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,594
944Unfortunately, it would require
945having a relationship lasting longer
946
947205
94800:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,179
949than three months.
950
951206
95200:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,264
953I'm not sure
954it would require that.
955
956207
95700:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,267
958Let me call Kevin.
959
960208
96100:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,193
962I'm sure your
963boyfriend's great,
964
965209
96600:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,111
967but I don't want
968to work for someone...
969
970210
97100:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,360
972...who spent all
973last Thanksgiving
974
975211
97600:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,112
977explaining the meaning
978of his tattoo.
979
980212
98100:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,028
982Be reasonable, Nicky.
983Take the job.
984
985213
98600:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,201
987What else
988are you going to do?
989
990214
99100:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,703
992That's it. Just
993take the walk, Eagle Eye.
994
995215
99600:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,125
997Walk's as good
998as a hit, come on.
999
1000216
100100:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,627
1002What is this guy saying?
1003Bullshit.
1004
1005217
100600:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,330
1007Nick. Nick! Walk's not
1008as good as a hit.
1009
1010218
101100:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,461
1012It's not as good
1013as a double or a triple.
1014
1015219
101600:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,838
1017It's not as good
1018as a dinger.
1019
1020220
102100:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,420
1022Go on, take a big cut, Tate.
1023Nick!
1024
1025221
102600:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,547
1027Get off the field.
1028What are you doing?
1029
1030222
103100:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,974
1032You're calling him Eagle Eye
1033to get him not to swing?
1034
1035223
103600:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,301
1037Come on,
1038he's 12 years old.
1039
1040224
104100:10:35,426 --> 00:10:37,349
1042He's got the rest
1043of his life to take a walk.
1044
1045225
104600:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,556
1047How about you take a walk, pal?
1048And get off my field!
1049
1050226
105100:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,433
1052Just stop calling him
1053Eagle Eye, okay?
1054
1055227
105600:10:41,516 --> 00:10:42,938
1057Oh, I'm gonna
1058call him Eagle Eye.
1059
1060228
106100:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,652
1062Oh, no, you're not. Yes, I am.
1063
1064229
106500:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,817
1066You're Eagle Eye.
1067Want a piece of me?
1068
1069230
107000:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,829
1071- Go ahead, Tate. Swing!
1072- Let him go.
1073
1074231
107500:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,906
1076I'm okay.
1077I'm okay.
1078
1079232
108000:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,960
1081Play ball. Come on, Tate.
1082Swing big!
1083
1084233
108500:11:06,958 --> 00:11:10,428
1086Read "Moneyball," asshole.
1087Walks are as good as hits.
1088
1089234
109000:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,510
1091Just when you think your
1092day couldn't get any worse,
1093
1094235
109500:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,096
1096it got worse.
1097
1098236
109900:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,647
1100I feel like my day
1101bent me over,
1102
1103237
110400:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,599
1105put a ball in my mouth
1106and fucked me bad.
1107
1108238
110900:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,028
1110Is it just me, or does life look
1111a lot like those hillbillies
1112
1113239
111400:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,696
1115from "Deliverance" now?
1116
1117240
111800:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,648
1119It's got me over
1120by the tree there,
1121
1122241
112300:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,405
1124just told me
1125I had a pretty mouth.
1126
1127242
112800:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,487
1129You over, squealing like
1130a pig on all fours.
1131
1132243
113300:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,040
1134I'm looking, where's Burt
1135Reynolds with the crossbow?
1136
1137244
113800:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,241
1139He's not coming.
1140
1141245
114200:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,498
1143We're there.
1144It's gonna happen.
1145
1146246
114700:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,164
1148You're gonna get raped.
1149You know what it is?
1150
1151247
115200:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,256
1153I feel like
1154life's inside of me.
1155
1156248
115700:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,552
1158Just working, just pushing.
1159Just going all after it.
1160
1161249
116200:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,754
1163And all of a sudden,
1164life pulls out.
1165
1166250
116700:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,134
1168But he's gonna
1169scurry up the pillow.
1170
1171251
117200:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,637
1173Boom, just explodes
1174right in my fucking mouth.
1175
1176252
117700:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,431
1178How are you?
1179
1180253
118100:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,354
1182Hey.
1183Hey, cute kid.
1184
1185254
118600:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,855
1187How old is she?
1188
1189255
119000:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,891
1191She's a boy.
1192Okay.
1193
1194256
119500:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,730
1196Still very attractive.
1197
1198257
119900:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,569
1200Without pink or blue,
1201it's hard to tell,
1202
1203258
120400:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,646
1205but the features
1206are great,
1207
1208259
120900:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,981
1210maybe put him
1211in some modeling.
1212
1213260
121400:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,325
1215That's what they're going for,
1216that right-down -the-middle thing.
1217
1218261
121900:12:14,025 --> 00:12:17,404
1220How many different ways do
1221we have to say, "I give up"?
1222
1223262
122400:12:17,528 --> 00:12:21,203
1225Say "Uncle," Say "Mercy," before
1226life stops whaling away on us.
1227
1228263
122900:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,080
1230I mean,
1231we are getting pounded.
1232
1233264
123400:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,537
1235I feel like our whole
1236generation of sheep
1237
1238265
123900:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,748
1240has been sold
1241a bad bill of goods.
1242
1243266
124400:12:27,830 --> 00:12:31,130
1245We were told, "Go to
1246college, get good grades."
1247
1248267
124900:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,052
1250Wait, you didn't
1251go to college.
1252
1253268
125400:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,970
1255I'm saying in theory,
1256in concept,
1257
1258269
125900:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,174
1260our generation was told
1261that you go to college,
1262
1263270
126400:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,760
1265YOU get a job,
1266YOU get a mortgage,
1267
1268271
126900:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,595
1270and here we did everything the way we
1271were supposed to, and what do we get?
1272
1273272
127400:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,022
1275Where's our thanks?
1276Nothing.
1277
1278273
127900:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,767
1280I'm gonna call Kevin
1281about that job.
1282
1283274
128400:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,482
1285Kevin'?
1286Thanksgiving tattoo?
1287
1288275
128900:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,276
1290We're not that low,
1291are we, Nick?
1292
1293276
129400:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,228
1295Show me one
1296little something here.
1297
1298277
129900:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,238
1300What are you
1301going to do, Billy?
1302
1303278
130400:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,836
1305There he is!
1306Nickrophiliac! Hey.
1307
1308279
130900:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,756
1310How you been?
1311Good.
1312
1313280
131400:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,124
1315Just working away.
1316
1317281
131800:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,341
1319I see that.
1320
1321282
132200:14:36,667 --> 00:14:40,672
1323Don't slag off on the corners.
1324They are so important.
1325
1326283
132700:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,508
1328People track shit
1329in here all the time.
1330
1331284
133200:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,845
1333And I mean
1334literally dog shit.
1335
1336285
133700:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,267
1338Jesus!
1339
1340286
134100:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,856
1342I should have worn gloves.
1343Huh?
1344
1345287
134600:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,270
1347I said I should
1348have worn gloves.
1349
1350288
135100:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,608
1352They won't help.
1353
1354289
135500:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,523
1356You don't want protector duty?
1357
1358290
135900:14:54,769 --> 00:14:58,364
1360'Cause I can put you out at the
1361curb, twirling the big arrow.
1362
1363291
136400:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,449
1365Hot sun beating
1366down on you?
1367
1368292
136900:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,318
1370I've lost three guys
1371to skin cancer!
1372
1373293
137400:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,112
1375We call that curb
1376"the widowmaker."
1377
1378294
137900:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,205
1380I don't want to go
1381out to the widowmaker.
1382
1383295
138400:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,870
1385How would you fare out there,
1386with that alabaster skin?
1387
1388296
138900:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,460
1390I don't know.
1391
1392297
139300:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,953
1394I'll tell you.
1395You'd be dead in a year.
1396
1397298
139800:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,706
1399Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1400Jeggings.
1401
1402299
140300:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,383
1404Jeggings,
1405five o'clock.
1406
1407300
140800:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,423
1409Where?
1410Right there.
1411
1412301
141300:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,757
1414I'd like to play around in that
1415rumpus room, you know what I mean?
1416
1417302
141800:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,050
1419Have you done the back door yet?
1420What?
1421
1422303
142300:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,269
1424Back door?
1425Back door action?
1426
1427304
142800:15:28,845 --> 00:15:32,019
1429"Knock-knock.
1430It's me."
1431
1432305
143300:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,350
1434"With my penis."
1435
1436306
143700:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,521
1438A life changer.
1439It is a life changer!
1440
1441307
144200:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,941
1443You VIP your way
1444into that back alley,
1445
1446308
144700:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,276
1448you'll never think about
1449the main entrance anymore.
1450
1451309
145200:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,032
1453You know what I mean
1454by the main entrance?
1455
1456310
145700:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,240
1458We're talking dick
1459into the vagina.
1460
1461311
146200:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,163
1463This is
1464an awkward conversation.
1465
1466312
146700:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,958
1468Why? Because you're
1469dating my sister!
1470
1471313
147200:15:54,036 --> 00:15:58,291
1473Oh! Yeah. Well, don't think we didn't
1474go through a period of adjustment.
1475
1476314
147700:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,459
1478Adjustment?
1479
1480315
148100:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,052
1482Can you gentlemen
1483help me?
1484
1485316
148600:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,092
1487Yes.
1488Nick is one of our best.
1489
1490317
149100:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,891
1492In fact, his entire family knows
1493their way around a mattress.
1494
1495318
149600:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,219
1497Get it!
1498
1499319
150000:16:11,012 --> 00:16:14,516
1501My question is about memory
1502foam versus standard...
1503
1504320
150500:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,769
1506...specifically as it
1507relates to lumbar support.
1508
1509321
151000:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,024
1511What?
1512
1513322
151400:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,104
1515Lumbar support.
1516
1517323
151800:16:20,438 --> 00:16:24,113
1519Great choice of mattress. Why
1520don't you lie down there?
1521
1522324
152300:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,410
1524Let's work our
1525way through this
1526
1527325
152800:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,450
1529conundrum. What I
1530think you're asking--
1531
1532326
153300:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,032
1534Billy, I'm with a customer.
1535
1536327
153700:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,034
1538Maybe start off on this.
1539
1540328
154100:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,410
1542Yeah, just lie down.
1543
1544329
154500:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,627
1546Come here for a second.
1547
1548330
154900:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,337
1550What are you doing here?
1551
1552331
155300:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,711
1554I've seen the future and
1555it is beautiful for us!
1556
1557332
155800:16:39,957 --> 00:16:43,382
1559I don't know what you got, but I got
1560a job and I don't want to lose it.
1561
1562333
156300:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,633
1564Can we discuss this later?
1565
1566334
156700:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,465
1568No. The future
1569doesn't know later.
1570
1571335
157200:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,218
1573What? All the future is
1574is later.
1575
1576336
157700:16:50,468 --> 00:16:53,722
1578That's literally what the future is.
1579What are you talking about?
1580
1581337
158200:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,139
1583Google.
1584
1585338
158600:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,985
1587The place is amazing.
1588They have nap pods,
1589
1590339
159100:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,479
1592massage rooms,
1593a volleyball court.
1594
1595340
159600:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,074
1597It's ranked as the greatest
1598place to work at in America!
1599
1600341
160100:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,490
1602It's a technology company-- a
1603field we know jack squat about.
1604
1605342
160600:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,580
1607Look, Google needs us.
1608And Google wants us.
1609
1610343
161100:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,998
1612They do? You sweet son of a bitch!
1613You got us jobs at Google?!
1614
1615344
161600:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,587
1617Well, it's not
1618actually a job.
1619
1620345
162100:17:17,828 --> 00:17:18,920
1622What do you mean?
1623
1624346
162500:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,756
1626Oh, it's an interview for
1627an internship that has
1628
1629347
163000:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,505
1631a better-than-not chance of
1632materializing into a job.
1633
1634348
163500:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,174
1636Now you are
1637making me very angry!
1638
1639349
164000:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,047
1641You want me to leave my job...
1642
1643350
164400:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,882
1645...to go for an interview,
1646not for a job, but for
1647
1648351
164900:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,970
1650an internship that may or
1651may not lead to a job?
1652
1653352
165400:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,268
1655Aren't you tired of asking
1656forjust enough to get by?
1657
1658353
165900:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,187
1660Yes.
1661I want to do something...
1662
1663354
166400:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,685
1665...that matters.
1666I want to have a life
1667
1668355
166900:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,108
1670I'm excited about
1671and that's great.
1672
1673356
167400:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,573
1675Nick, I want us to
1676go to California.
1677
1678357
167900:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,943
1680And I want us to get
1681these jobs at Google.
1682
1683358
168400:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,361
1685I'm going to
1686speak to a manager.
1687
1688359
168900:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,454
1690Terrific!
1691He's right over there.
1692
1693360
169400:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,699
1695Let's roll over
1696onto the stomach.
1697
1698361
169900:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,329
1700He'll be very helpful.
1701
1702362
170300:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,628
1704What we're going to
1705do is get a little
1706
1707363
170800:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,957
1709support for the hips. Imagine
1710a pillow right there.
1711
1712364
171300:18:02,206 --> 00:18:05,210
1714Then we separate the feet.
1715Create a little heat dispersion.
1716
1717365
171800:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,802
1719Excuse me!
1720
1721366
172200:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,631
1723Is there something
1724I can help you with?!
1725
1726367
172700:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,762
1728What?!
1729
1730368
173100:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,309
1732I'm trying to buy a mattress.
1733
1734369
173500:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,806
1736Unbelievable!
1737
1738370
173900:18:15,052 --> 00:18:19,228
1740Our interview's in one hour. This
1741might be the last chance we got.
1742
1743371
174400:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,100
1745How's it going,
1746Gossip Girls'?
1747
1748372
174900:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,560
1750C.W. just called.
1751You're canceled.
1752
1753373
175400:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,769
1755Excuse me?
1756
1757374
175800:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,447
1759You're peddling him
1760a bunch of crap, just like
1761
1762375
176300:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,524
1764the crap merchandise
1765you two used to shill.
1766
1767376
176800:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,531
1769So listen up,
1770Marfan Syndrome.
1771
1772377
177300:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,036
1774What?
1775Marfanism.
1776
1777378
177800:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,739
1779Big man's disease.
1780The giant killer. You.
1781
1782379
178300:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,374
1784We're the same height.
1785
1786380
178700:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,417
1788We are not the same height.
1789
1790381
179100:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,453
1792I'm handsome tall.
1793
1794382
179500:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,210
1796You're the type of tall where,
1797you walk through the airport...
1798
1799383
180000:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,041
1801people stop eating
1802and look at you.
1803
1804384
180500:18:45,249 --> 00:18:48,093
1806You're a freak. Nick, you
1807have a customer waiting.
1808
1809385
181000:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,888
1811Nick, we have
1812our future waiting.
1813
1814386
181500:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,928
1816Nick, you know
1817what that says?
1818
1819387
182000:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,717
1821No, I don't read Sanskrit.
1822
1823388
182400:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,098
1825"Make reasonable choices."
1826
1827389
182800:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,105
1829That's an odd thing to get
1830tattooed on your neck.
1831
1832390
183300:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,391
1834Just get back to work!
1835
1836391
183700:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,487
1838God! I'm sorry you
1839had to see that, ma'am.
1840
1841392
184200:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,906
1843Now let's get back to you
1844and pelvic ventilation.
1845
1846393
184700:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,278
1848Kevin!
1849
1850394
185100:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,783
1852You've been saying insulting
1853things to me all day.
1854
1855395
185600:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,363
1857What are you doing?
1858
1859396
186000:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,615
1861Taking the shirt off.
1862
1863397
186400:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,955
1865I don't know what happens
1866to a dream deferred.
1867
1868398
186900:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,745
1870Does it dry up,
1871like a raisin in the sun?
1872
1873399
187400:19:22,953 --> 00:19:26,799
1875Or does it explode?
1876I don't want to find out.
1877
1878400
187900:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,586
1880You just made the worst
1881mistake of your life.
1882
1883401
188400:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,636
1885Hey, hey! You take the shirt
1886off, it doesn't go back on.
1887
1888402
188900:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,638
1890There's not
1891a second chance!
1892
1893403
189400:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,186
1895I'll see you in hell!
1896
1897404
189800:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,766
1899We're meeting
1900the interviewer in here?
1901
1902405
190300:19:43,891 --> 00:19:44,983
1904No, not in here.
1905
1906406
190700:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,269
1908We're meeting him in here.
1909It's a Hangout.
1910
1911407
191200:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,484
1913People do interviews
1914on the Internet.
1915
1916408
191700:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,658
1918I like it.
1919Now it says here that the...
1920
1921409
192200:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,286
1923...internship is only
1924for college students.
1925
1926410
192700:19:55,486 --> 00:19:59,332
1928Way ahead of you. I enrolled us
1929at the University of Phoenix.
1930
1931411
193200:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,456
1933That proud online institution.
1934Go Fighting Phoenixes!
1935
1936412
193700:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,164
1938Wait--you put my
1939major down as physics?
1940
1941413
194200:20:06,497 --> 00:20:10,218
1943Why? I don't know shit about physics.
1944Physics scares me.
1945
1946414
194700:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,217
1948These guys paint
1949the corner of the plate.
1950
1951415
195200:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,389
1953They won't go down the middle
1954and ask about physics.
1955
1956416
195700:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,474
1958Too obvious.
1959I took it off the table.
1960
1961417
196200:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,515
1963Good.
1964Hide in plain sight.
1965
1966418
196700:20:19,593 --> 00:20:23,143
1968But you put
1969down sales as your major?
1970
1971419
197200:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,979
1973Because I'm a talker.
1974I figure I should dazzle.
1975
1976420
197700:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,570
1978I thought about this--
1979hide your vacancy and let me dazzle.
1980
1981421
198200:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,819
1983Are you done?
1984There's a 15-minute limit.
1985
1986422
198700:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,905
1988Sorry--the big boys need the
1989computer a little longer.
1990
1991423
199200:20:35,151 --> 00:20:38,496
1993But we can make this a win-win
1994for you-- go get a soda.
1995
1996424
199700:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,331
1998Put some sugar
1999in your body.
2000
2001425
200200:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,116
2003Enjoy it.
2004
2005426
200600:20:42,491 --> 00:20:43,583
2007Cute kid.
2008
2009427
201000:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,421
2011Here they are. When I hit this,
2012they'll be able to see us.
2013
2014428
201500:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,964
2016Get in close so
2017they can see us.
2018
2019429
202000:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,750
2021The webcam's small.
2022Come here.
2023
2024430
202500:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,426
2026Don't crowd me.
2027
2028431
202900:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,011
2030Get cheek to cheek.
2031I get you.
2032
2033432
203400:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,426
2035They can't see us.
2036I understand that.
2037
2038433
203900:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,595
2040Put your fucking cheek next to mine!
2041I get it!
2042
2043434
204400:20:58,674 --> 00:20:59,891
2045We can see you guys!
2046
2047435
204800:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,637
2049Okay, great!  Hi!
2050My name is Billy!
2051
2052436
205300:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,472
2054We can hear you fine
2055as well.
2056
2057437
205800:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,681
2059Oh, great.
2060Good.
2061
2062438
206300:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,520
2064Billy McMahon.
2065Nick Campbell.
2066
2067439
206800:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,151
2069I'm Benjamin.
2070Allison.
2071
2072440
207300:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,352
2074We're thirsty, too.
2075
2076441
207700:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,864
2078Slow down, camper. I'm not an ATM.
2079I have a job interview here.
2080
2081442
208200:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,658
2083We'll be back.
2084
2085443
208600:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,698
2087Are you in a library?
2088
2089444
209000:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,446
2091We are. Some beautiful
2092little kids here.
2093
2094445
209500:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,449
2096A program we're involved in.
2097We take suburban kids
2098
2099446
210000:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,705
2101and teach them what
2102it's like to be homeless.
2103
2104447
210500:21:25,951 --> 00:21:26,952
2106What's it called?
2107
2108448
210900:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,287
2110It's called, uh...
2111
2112449
211300:21:28,412 --> 00:21:29,459
2114Attitude Adjustment.
2115
2116450
211700:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,085
2118We're helping the kids.
2119
2120451
212100:21:31,165 --> 00:21:34,385
2122We did our interview here so
2123we could help out, and also
2124
2125452
212600:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,303
2127we don't have webcams
2128on our computer.
2129
2130453
213100:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,464
2132If you don't have
2133a webcam on your
2134
2135454
213600:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,637
2137computer,
2138how do you do coding?
2139
2140455
214100:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,226
2142Coding?
2143
2144456
214500:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,812
2146Under "computer skills",
2147you put "C++".
2148
2149457
215000:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,556
2151That's actually a C+.
2152
2153458
215400:21:46,889 --> 00:21:50,735
2155The second plus reflects my attitude
2156of how I felt about the C+.
2157
2158459
215900:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,274
2160It was a typing class. Same
2161principle, just no engine
2162
2163460
216400:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,607
2165in the baby.
2166More like "quick brown fox".
2167
2168461
216900:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,238
2170Put your hands
2171in the basin.
2172
2173462
217400:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,160
2175But that helped me when
2176I started my journey into
2177
2178463
217900:22:00,236 --> 00:22:03,331
2180computers, because I knew
2181where to put my hands.
2182
2183464
218400:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,999
2185Okay, let's focus on
2186this--you're currently
2187
2188465
218900:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,918
2190enrolled at the University
2191of Phoenix online?
2192
2193466
219400:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,579
2195Yes, we are.
2196
2197467
219800:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,997
2199Damn right we are.
2200
2201468
220200:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,500
2203It's the oldest
2204institution of its kind.
2205
2206469
220700:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,256
2208Many people refer to it as the
2209Harvard of Internet colleges.
2210
2211470
221200:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,095
2213Oh! I hadn't heard that.
2214
2215471
221600:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,847
2217No, that has not
2218made it out here.
2219
2220472
222100:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,298
2222That reputation.
2223
2224473
222500:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,595
2226Well, we're Phoenix proud.
2227
2228474
222900:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,554
2230That's fine. We're going
2231to ask you some questions
2232
2233475
223400:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,183
2235some of our candidates
2236find a bit odd.
2237
2238476
223900:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,356
2240Let's get weird!
2241No judgment. Shoot.
2242
2243477
224400:22:29,598 --> 00:22:33,523
2245You're shrunken down to the size of
2246nickels and dropped into a blender.
2247
2248478
224900:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,694
2250What do you do?
2251
2252479
225300:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,023
2254Is anything else
2255in the blender?
2256
2257480
225800:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,608
2259Uh, I don't know.
2260
2261481
226200:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,702
2263It makes a difference. Are there ice cubes?
2264Is this a daiquiri?
2265
2266482
226700:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,446
2268Is there rum?
2269Is it a smoothie?
2270
2271483
227200:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,620
2273It's been a long week-- maybe these
2274little guys want to live a little.
2275
2276484
227700:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,709
2278Okay, let's say it's empty.
2279
2280485
228100:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,336
2282In that case, it's easy.
2283
2284486
228500:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,458
2286Why?
2287
2288487
228900:22:51,537 --> 00:22:55,041
2290If we're nickel-size and the
2291blender's empty, we go on our backs.
2292
2293488
229400:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,375
2295Flat, like this.
2296
2297489
229800:22:56,458 --> 00:22:57,630
2299Enjoy that breeze.
2300
2301490
230200:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,383
2303Stiff as a board,
2304light as a feather.
2305
2306491
230700:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,471
2308Like it's a fan.
2309Let the wind whip.
2310
2311492
231200:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,392
2313Like getting an MRI.
2314
2315493
231600:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,635
2317Once the blender's on,
2318it's on forever.
2319
2320494
232100:23:06,802 --> 00:23:07,803
2322Forever.
2323
2324495
232500:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,057
2326Respectfully, I have to disagree.
2327We sold blenders...
2328
2329496
233000:23:11,307 --> 00:23:14,311
2331...and even the best model
2332only runs non-stop for, what?
2333
2334497
233500:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,982
2336Even the Germans--
2337
2338498
233900:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,823
2340Yeah, even a Braun will only run
2341non-stop for 10 or 11 hours.
2342
2343499
234400:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,908
2345So we'll get out and when
2346we do, we're better off,
2347
2348500
234900:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,078
2350because what doesn't kill
2351you makes you stronger.
2352
2353501
235400:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,414
2355I'd like to big-picture
2356this for a second.
2357
2358502
235900:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,408
2360Just like the founders of Google.
2361Big-picture Googling.
2362
2363503
236400:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,086
2365It's not so much
2366getting out of the blender...
2367
2368504
236900:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,081
2370...as what happens next.
2371That's the question.
2372
2373505
237400:23:35,331 --> 00:23:39,677
2375Two nickel-sized men free in the world.
2376Think of the possibilities.
2377
2378506
237900:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,512
2380Off the top of my head...
2381
2382507
238300:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,097
2384My head's swimming.
2385
2386508
238700:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,590
2388Sunglass repair?
2389Those little screws.
2390
2391509
239200:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,638
2393Put us in those
2394submarines they put
2395
2396510
239700:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,511
2398in people's bodies
2399to fight diseases.
2400
2401511
240200:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,513
2403That's cutting edge.
2404
2405512
240600:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,431
2407Okay, that's not real,
2408the submarines.
2409
2410513
241100:23:52,681 --> 00:23:56,185
2412Wait--we were stuck in a blender,
2413now we're saving lives. What?!
2414
2415514
241600:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,527
2417What?
2418
2419515
242000:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,108
2421What?
2422What?
2423
2424516
242500:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,115
2426I'll recap. We started in a
2427blender, now we're saving lives!
2428
2429517
243000:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,358
2431What?!
2432
2433518
243400:24:03,609 --> 00:24:04,610
2435What?
2436
2437519
243800:24:04,860 --> 00:24:08,535
2439Wait a minute! We were stuck in a
2440blender and now we're saving lives?!
2441
2442520
244300:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,783
2444You guys led us to this.
2445Thank you.
2446
2447521
244800:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,330
2449I think we've gotten
2450a little far afield.
2451
2452522
245300:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,703
2454A little off-topic.
2455
2456523
245700:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,126
2458I'll get inside you
2459and I'll fight for you.
2460
2461524
246200:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,669
2463Thank you.
2464
2465525
246600:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,042
2467Which one of you
2468is physics?
2469
2470526
247100:24:19,291 --> 00:24:23,467
2472Mr. Campbell? Maybe you could
2473expound on this from a physics aspect.
2474
2475527
247600:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,139
2477Physics.
2478
2479528
248000:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,973
2481Listen, I could bend
2482your ear about physics...
2483
2484529
248500:24:30,219 --> 00:24:34,224
2486...and physical phenomena, but the
2487truth is, we were in a blender.
2488
2489530
249000:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,317
2491We'd lost our jobs,
2492and we'd given up.
2493
2494531
249500:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,734
2496So we already answered the question
2497when we took this interview.
2498
2499532
250000:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,824
2501We got ourselves out,
2502and here we are.
2503
2504533
250500:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,072
2506If you really want
2507to know what happens
2508
2509534
251000:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,158
2511when you take two
2512guys out of a blender...
2513
2514535
251500:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,156
2516I'm sorry, Allison, is it?
2517
2518536
251900:24:51,323 --> 00:24:55,078
2520Then give us a shot. I think
2521you'll be happy you did.
2522
2523537
252400:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,964
2525Who is
2526our next applicant?
2527
2528538
252900:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,587
2530Ah, our two daiquiri men.
2531
2532539
253300:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,295
2534So what do
2535we think? Dana?
2536
2537540
253800:25:04,628 --> 00:25:07,131
2539- You're kidding, right?
2540- No.
2541
2542541
254300:25:07,631 --> 00:25:08,632
2544Eleanor?
2545
2546542
254700:25:08,966 --> 00:25:12,140
2548Hmm. They seem like really nice
2549guys, but I don't think so.
2550
2551543
255200:25:12,428 --> 00:25:13,395
2553Okay! Moving on.
2554
2555544
255600:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,562
2557Can I say something?
2558
2559545
256000:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,640
2561You can. We will
2562resent you for wasting
2563
2564546
256500:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,813
2566our time, but don't
2567let that stop you.
2568
2569547
257000:25:19,101 --> 00:25:22,275
2571It's just...diversity
2572is in our DNA, right?
2573
2574548
257500:25:22,479 --> 00:25:23,822
2576I thought the goal
2577was to find people
2578
2579549
258000:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,316
2581with a different
2582way of thinking.
2583
2584550
258500:25:25,607 --> 00:25:28,281
2586That doesn't mean
2587we have to hire them.
2588
2589551
259000:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,283
2591Very good point, Dana.
2592Moving on!
2593
2594552
259500:25:30,487 --> 00:25:33,832
2596You read their resumes,
2597right? They have more years...
2598
2599553
260000:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,709
2601...of sales and
2602life experience than
2603
2604554
260500:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,453
2606the age of most
2607of our interns.
2608
2609555
261000:25:37,661 --> 00:25:41,131
2611Plus, our final judgment is
2612always based on the Layover Test.
2613
2614556
261500:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,968
2616Who would you rather sit with at an
2617airport bar for a 6-hour delay'?
2618
2619557
262000:25:45,085 --> 00:25:46,962
2621The ten millionth
2622kid who knows if you
2623
2624558
262500:25:47,046 --> 00:25:50,095
2626shrink your strength-to-weight
2627ratio you can jump higher? Duh.
2628
2629559
263000:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,976
2631Or the out-of-the-box
2632thinkers who turned
2633
2634560
263500:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,516
2636being stuck in
2637a blender into an advantage.
2638
2639561
264000:26:00,601 --> 00:26:01,978
2641Tell me how you feel
2642What's your fantasy?
2643
2644562
264500:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,905
2646I see you on the beach
2647down in Mexico
2648
2649563
265000:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,821
2651You can put your feet up
2652Be my señorita
2653
2654564
265500:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,574
2656We ain't gotta rush
2657Just take it slow
2658
2659565
266000:26:10,652 --> 00:26:13,451
2661You'll be in the high life
2662Soaking up the sunlight
2663
2664566
266500:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,624
2666Anything you want is yours
2667
2668567
266900:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,249
2670I heard you're living life
2671like you should
2672
2673568
267400:26:19,328 --> 00:26:22,002
2675You say you never
2676had it so good
2677
2678569
267900:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,383
2680So it begins.
2681Here we go.
2682
2683570
268400:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,668
2685This place is incredible.
2686
2687571
268800:26:26,794 --> 00:26:27,841
2689Where do we check in?
2690
2691572
269200:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,342
2693Let's ask somebody.
2694
2695573
269600:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,554
2697Oh, excuse me!
2698I'm sorry, excuse me--
2699
2700574
270100:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,013
2702Billy?
2703
2704575
270500:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,895
2706It's scary because it's new.
2707
2708576
270900:26:41,183 --> 00:26:44,232
2710Let's check in. Head towards
2711those big, big letters.
2712
2713577
271400:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,067
2715What's up, family?
2716
2717578
271800:26:46,897 --> 00:26:49,741
2719Tell me how you feel
2720What's your fantasy?
2721
2722579
272300:26:49,817 --> 00:26:52,570
2724I see you on the beach
2725down in Mexico
2726
2727580
272800:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,455
2729You can put your feet up
2730Be my señorita
2731
2732581
273300:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,205
2734We ain't gotta rush
2735Just take it slow
2736
2737582
273800:26:58,534 --> 00:27:01,037
2739You'll be in the high life
2740Soaking up the sunlight
2741
2742583
274300:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,376
2744Anything you want is yours
2745
2746584
274700:27:05,082 --> 00:27:06,254
2748Name?
2749
2750585
275100:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,845
2752You say you never
2753had it so good
2754
2755586
275600:27:13,257 --> 00:27:15,555
2757You never had it so good
2758
2759587
276000:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,730
2761You never had it so good
2762
2763588
276400:27:21,598 --> 00:27:25,273
2765Picture the greatest amusement
2766park you ever went to as a kid.
2767
2768589
276900:27:25,561 --> 00:27:29,907
2770Now imagine a place nothing like
2771it and a million times better.
2772
2773590
277400:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,950
2775That's where we are.
2776
2777591
277800:27:32,276 --> 00:27:35,120
2779I'll grab us a coffee.
2780You check us in.
2781
2782592
278300:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,120
2784Good morning.
2785
2786593
278700:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,792
2788What's the damage here?
2789
2790594
279100:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,130
2792Nothing.
2793
2794595
279500:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,798
2796For these?
2797Free.
2798
2799596
280000:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,086
2801They're complimentary?
2802
2803597
280400:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,639
2805Complimentary.
2806Free. Whatever you want.
2807
2808598
280900:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,308
2810You're saying
2811whatever I walk away with--
2812
2813599
281400:27:56,592 --> 00:27:57,764
2815It's free.
2816
2817600
281800:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,262
2819Have bananas.
2820
2821601
282200:28:00,470 --> 00:28:04,100
2823I probably should. This is the
2824most important meal of the day.
2825
2826602
282700:28:04,308 --> 00:28:05,605
2828Take two, they're free.
2829
2830603
283100:28:05,726 --> 00:28:06,978
2832For my day, I need it.
2833
2834604
283500:28:07,311 --> 00:28:08,813
2836What about the bagels
2837and all that?
2838
2839605
284000:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,484
2841Free. Anything you want.
2842
2843606
284400:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,991
2845If you're insisting,
2846I'll have a couple.
2847
2848607
284900:28:13,275 --> 00:28:15,323
2850Like four.
2851Just whatever it is.
2852
2853608
285400:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,284
2855What about five?
2856Free, too.
2857
2858609
285900:28:17,487 --> 00:28:18,659
2860Make it seven, then.
2861
2862610
286300:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,119
2864And if you want to whip
2865up some other drinks.
2866
2867611
286800:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,577
2869Do you have a to go cup,
2870like a Guzzler?
2871
2872612
287300:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,170
2874Excuse me.
2875
2876613
287700:28:25,495 --> 00:28:27,497
2878Do you know what
2879launch this was from?
2880
2881614
288200:28:27,789 --> 00:28:29,336
2883Sorry, I have a meeting.
2884
2885615
288600:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,002
2887Oh, no, no, no. I don't
2888want to hold you. I just--
2889
2890616
289100:28:33,337 --> 00:28:36,136
2892I was just curious. Was this
2893thing actually in space?
2894
2895617
289600:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,013
2897If there were only
2898a webpage you could go to.
2899
2900618
290100:28:39,343 --> 00:28:42,847
2902Where we could just type things
2903in and search for answers.
2904
2905619
290600:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,186
2907Ah, yes,
2908that would be nice.
2909
2910620
291100:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,856
2912Nick Campbell. Intern.
2913
2914621
291500:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,362
2916Dana Simms. Late.
2917
2918622
291900:28:52,022 --> 00:28:53,865
2920Me, too.
2921Have to rush off.
2922
2923623
292400:28:54,149 --> 00:28:57,653
2925And it's SpaceShipOne. First
2926private manned spaceflight.
2927
2928624
292900:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,454
2930Winner of the X Prize.
2931
2932625
293300:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,547
2934Are those your dads?
2935
2936626
293700:29:08,830 --> 00:29:13,552
2938Same-sex partners make excellent parents.
2939I so wish my parents were gay.
2940
2941627
294200:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,087
2943When did twenty start
2944to look like twelve?
2945
2946628
294700:29:15,212 --> 00:29:16,509
2948Oh, man.
2949
2950629
295100:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,056
2952Of course
2953I'll work my hardest.
2954
2955630
295600:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,184
2957Mom, how can I work harder than my hardest?
2958That's impossible.
2959
2960631
296100:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,059
2962Okay, okay, I will.
2963Yes, I love you.
2964
2965632
296600:29:24,554 --> 00:29:25,555
2967Mom?
2968
2969633
297000:29:26,223 --> 00:29:28,225
2971Billy McMahon. Billy McMahon.
2972How are you?
2973
2974634
297500:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,018
2976Oh, I'm going to
2977grab some food.
2978
2979635
298000:29:30,143 --> 00:29:31,235
2981I'm good.
2982
2983636
298400:29:31,478 --> 00:29:32,570
2985You all right alone?
2986
2987637
298800:29:35,565 --> 00:29:37,909
2989This stuff looks good, huh?
2990Little pick-me-up.
2991
2992638
299300:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,410
2994Graham Hawtrey.
2995
2996639
299700:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,746
2998I'm so thrilled to be here.
2999Oh, me, too.
3000
3001640
300200:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,582
3003Feels kind of
3004like the first day of
3005
3006641
300700:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,326
3008spring training
3009for Little League.
3010
3011642
301200:29:47,744 --> 00:29:51,840
3013I think I have a few more clicks
3014on the odometer than you kids.
3015
3016643
301700:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,710
3018That's why I came over.
3019I said to myself,
3020
3021644
302200:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,296
3023"That man has life experience.
3024He can teach you a lot."
3025
3026645
302700:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,473
3028You have to meet
3029my friend, Nick. Nicky!
3030
3031646
303200:29:59,715 --> 00:30:01,467
3033Nickelodeon!
3034Come here!
3035
3036647
303700:30:02,217 --> 00:30:05,437
3038Meet Graham. He's in the
3039internship program with us.
3040
3041648
304200:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,101
3043You're interns?
3044
3045649
304600:30:07,347 --> 00:30:08,769
3047Shut up!
3048Deal with it.
3049
3050650
305100:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,476
3052Shut the fuck up!
3053Deal with it.
3054
3055651
305600:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,985
3057But you're so old.
3058
3059652
306000:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,570
3061Oh. Excuse me?
3062
3063653
306400:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,655
3065I feel terrible!
3066I feel so stupid.
3067
3068654
306900:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,991
3070I feel terrible.
3071For what?
3072
3073655
307400:30:18,066 --> 00:30:22,572
3075I just, you know... I thought
3076you were important. Oh, shit.
3077
3078656
307900:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,745
3080I have to find some people who
3081actually matter. Good luck!
3082
3083657
308400:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,744
3085Why did you bring me
3086over to meet that guy,
3087
3088658
308900:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,829
3090like he was your best friend?
3091You introduced me to Hitler.
3092
3093659
309400:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,173
3095He seemed sweet at first.
3096
3097660
309800:30:33,415 --> 00:30:38,012
3099My name is Roger Chetty. I am head
3100of the Google Intern Program.
3101
3102661
310300:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,054
3104Welcome to Google.
3105
3106662
310700:30:40,589 --> 00:30:44,264
3108This will not be your
3109average internship. Oh, no.
3110
3111663
311200:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,436
3113You will do what we do.
3114
3115664
311600:30:46,678 --> 00:30:49,682
3117And we will watch
3118how well you do it.
3119
3120665
312100:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,275
3122You represent
3123the finest schools.
3124
3125666
312600:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,191
3127Your intelligence and
3128achievement is well noted...
3129
3130667
313100:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,155
3132...but to excel
3133at this internship,
3134
3135668
313600:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,858
3137you're going to need
3138far more than brain power.
3139
3140669
314100:31:00,108 --> 00:31:01,951
3142What you're going to need...
3143
3144670
314500:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,908
3146Nothing funny. Googliness.
3147
3148671
314900:31:08,241 --> 00:31:12,587
3150The intangible stuff
3151that made a search engine...
3152
3153672
315400:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,756
3155...into an engine for change.
3156
3157673
315800:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,252
3159Now, you will be
3160divided into teams...
3161
3162674
316300:31:18,543 --> 00:31:21,888
3164...and by the end of the summer
3165only one team...
3166
3167675
316800:31:22,089 --> 00:31:25,593
3169...will be guaranteed a full-time position.
3170The other...
3171
3172676
317300:31:25,926 --> 00:31:29,100
3174...95% of you...will not.
3175
3176677
317700:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,557
3178You've been split up
3179into several seminars
3180
3181678
318200:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,893
3183to acquaint you with
3184our campus and culture.
3185
3186679
318700:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,732
3188Descriptions have
3189been emailed to you.
3190
3191680
319200:31:36,937 --> 00:31:40,111
3193I would wish you luck, but
3194it's not luck that you need.
3195
3196681
319700:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,109
3198Get to work!
3199
3200682
320100:31:42,609 --> 00:31:46,910
3202This ain't gonna be about getting
3203coffee and running errands.
3204
3205683
320600:31:47,114 --> 00:31:49,116
3207It's a mental
3208Hunger Games against
3209
3210684
321100:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,284
3212a bunch of genius kids
3213for a handful of jobs.
3214
3215685
321600:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,453
3217So we nail it. This is
3218our opening statement.
3219
3220686
322100:31:53,745 --> 00:31:54,962
3222If it please the court.
3223
3224687
322500:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,297
3226Oh, it pleases the court,
3227counselor.
3228
3229688
323000:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,751
3231Workplace Seminar.
3232A few seats left.
3233
3234689
323500:31:59,918 --> 00:32:00,919
3236First impression time.
3237
3238690
323900:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,091
3240Bingo!
3241
3242691
324300:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,255
3244We can do good here.
3245
3246692
324700:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,966
3248Shazam! So close
3249yet so far, boys.
3250
3251693
325200:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,301
3253Whoa! Graham,
3254we were here first.
3255
3256694
325700:32:08,593 --> 00:32:12,143
3258You're right. You guys could
3259use the advantage. Go ahead.
3260
3261695
326200:32:12,472 --> 00:32:13,724
3263What does that mean?
3264
3265696
326600:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,438
3267It means that in
3268a world of excellence,
3269
3270697
327100:32:16,518 --> 00:32:18,896
3272old and unexceptional
3273qualifies as diversity.
3274
3275698
327600:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,360
3277So go ahead.
3278What's that saying?
3279
3280699
328100:32:21,565 --> 00:32:23,408
3282"Age before beauty"?
3283
3284700
328500:32:24,526 --> 00:32:25,527
3286Thank you.
3287
3288701
328900:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,112
3290You're welcome, William!
3291
3292702
329300:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,613
3294There's always
3295
3296703
329700:32:28,697 --> 00:32:31,701
3298some joker who likes
3299to play fuckaround.
3300
3301704
330200:32:32,117 --> 00:32:35,997
3303I guess that's you, Graham.
3304At least we know. Game on.
3305
3306705
330700:32:36,079 --> 00:32:37,080
3308Good luck, boys.
3309
3310706
331100:32:38,123 --> 00:32:41,002
3312Google is not
3313a conventional workplace.
3314
3315707
331600:32:41,084 --> 00:32:43,337
3317Having said that,
3318we have rules.
3319
3320708
332100:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,926
3322I will ask you
3323a series of questions.
3324
3325709
332600:32:46,256 --> 00:32:49,260
3327You will raise the green
3328paddle to indicate yes...
3329
3330710
333100:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,938
3332...and the red paddle
3333to indicate no.
3334
3335711
333600:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,932
3337So, let's begin.
3338
3339712
334000:32:55,265 --> 00:32:58,269
3341"Having a beer
3342with your boss."
3343
3344713
334500:32:59,603 --> 00:33:02,447
3346Some of you are under 21.
3347
3348714
334900:33:02,689 --> 00:33:04,691
3350Some of us aren't,
3351so if you want to grab
3352
3353715
335400:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,864
3355a cold one with me,
3356I'd be happy to.
3357
3358716
335900:33:07,110 --> 00:33:09,112
3360I will not "grab
3361a cold one" with you.
3362
3363717
336400:33:09,529 --> 00:33:10,576
3365You get high?
3366
3367718
336800:33:10,697 --> 00:33:11,789
3369I don't get high.
3370
3371719
337200:33:12,032 --> 00:33:14,535
3373I'm notjudging.
3374Just saying. People do it.
3375
3376720
337700:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,625
3378If you want something
3379cold to drink, we'll hook you up.
3380
3381721
338200:33:17,871 --> 00:33:20,215
3383Okay. Thank you.
3384Just stop talking to me.
3385
3386722
338700:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,801
3388I'm your Bill Holden
3389in "Stalag 17".
3390
3391723
339200:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,969
3393I really don't
3394get that reference.
3395
3396724
339700:33:25,212 --> 00:33:26,805
3398Google it.
3399Got it.
3400
3401725
340200:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,974
3403"Dating a fellow intern."
3404
3405726
340600:33:31,635 --> 00:33:34,980
3407This is Google,
3408akumenang.com
3409
3410727
341100:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,224
3412What about
3413a full-time employee?
3414
3415728
341600:33:37,474 --> 00:33:40,819
3417Say, management level
3418but not a direct supervisor.
3419
3420729
342100:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,737
3422Great eyes, and a...
3423
3424730
342500:33:42,979 --> 00:33:47,325
3426...severity to her look
3427that is surprisingly sexy.
3428
3429731
343000:33:47,651 --> 00:33:49,324
3431What's the policy on that?
3432
3433732
343400:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,155
3435That's frowned upon also?
3436
3437733
343800:33:51,404 --> 00:33:52,405
3439So we say no to love?
3440
3441734
344200:33:52,489 --> 00:33:53,581
3443Say no to love.
3444
3445735
344600:33:53,657 --> 00:33:54,749
3447That's a no.
3448
3449736
345000:33:55,825 --> 00:33:58,499
3451"Taking food home
3452from the office."
3453
3454737
345500:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,247
3456Boom. That's a yes.
3457
3458738
345900:34:00,497 --> 00:34:03,000
3460Are you having difficulty
3461with this, Mr. McMahon?
3462
3463739
346400:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,344
3465Just to drill down on this,
3466what if it's a
3467
3468740
346900:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,596
3470perishable? Like
3471pudding that was left out?
3472
3473741
347400:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,339
3475You'd like to
3476take home pudding?
3477
3478742
347900:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,091
3480I wouldn't mind it.
3481
3482743
348300:34:11,341 --> 00:34:12,342
3484Oh, yeah.
3485
3486744
348700:34:12,509 --> 00:34:15,012
3488If it's going to go bad,
3489is it okay to take it home?
3490
3491745
349200:34:15,262 --> 00:34:16,764
3493Mmm-hmm. Anything else
3494you'd like to take home?
3495
3496746
349700:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,357
3498Well, salsa or chips.
3499Something not wrapped.
3500
3501747
350200:34:19,599 --> 00:34:20,691
3503Salsa, chips and pudding.
3504
3505748
350600:34:20,934 --> 00:34:21,935
3507Sushi.
3508
3509749
351000:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,019
3511Salsa, chips,
3512pudding and sushi.
3513
3514750
351500:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,613
3516Anything else?
3517Ice cream.
3518
3519751
352000:34:24,854 --> 00:34:26,401
3521Salsa, chips, pudding,
3522sushi and ice cream.
3523
3524752
352500:34:26,481 --> 00:34:27,482
3526Pizza?
3527
3528753
352900:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,364
3530Salsa, chips, pudding, sushi,
3531ice cream and pizza.
3532
3533754
353400:34:30,026 --> 00:34:33,371
3535Not a frozen pizza. But if
3536there was a nice pie out...?
3537
3538755
353900:34:33,697 --> 00:34:37,372
3540I am truly impressed,
3541Mr. McMahon.
3542
3543756
354400:34:37,659 --> 00:34:38,660
3545Thank you.
3546
3547757
354800:34:38,785 --> 00:34:39,832
3549At the both of you.
3550
3551758
355200:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,835
3553At how quickly you have
3554confirmed my doubts about you.
3555
3556759
355700:34:43,707 --> 00:34:47,712
3558Now, let's try
3559this one more time.
3560
3561760
356200:34:48,211 --> 00:34:51,715
3563"Taking food
3564home...from the office."
3565
3566761
356700:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,393
3568Very good.
3569
3570762
357100:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,729
3572Ladies and gentlemen,
3573that is all!
3574
3575763
357600:35:11,067 --> 00:35:13,911
3577I'm not going to dress it
3578up-- today didn't go well.
3579
3580764
358100:35:15,739 --> 00:35:19,039
3582It certainly wasn't the
3583first impression we wanted.
3584
3585765
358600:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,080
3587But here's the deal.
3588
3589766
359000:35:23,705 --> 00:35:26,379
3591Tomorrow is
3592the pick teams day, right?
3593
3594767
359500:35:26,750 --> 00:35:30,425
3596It's important for us to
3597fall in with a strong team.
3598
3599768
360000:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,506
3601If we can surround
3602ourselves with the right
3603
3604769
360500:35:32,589 --> 00:35:35,433
3606group of geniuses,
3607we still got a shot here.
3608
3609770
361000:35:35,925 --> 00:35:37,097
3611Nicky...
3612
3613771
361400:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,934
3615...we can coattail this bitch.
3616
3617772
361800:35:40,221 --> 00:35:42,895
3619You're right! And there's
3620no shame in that.
3621
3622773
362300:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,145
3624No shame in being the 12th man
3625at the end of the bench...
3626
3627774
362800:35:46,478 --> 00:35:49,482
3629...who never gets in the game
3630but has a lot of enthusiasm.
3631
3632775
363300:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,985
3634He waves the towel, doles out
3635high fives during timeouts.
3636
3637776
363800:35:53,318 --> 00:35:55,491
3639Because I'll tell
3640you about that guy--
3641
3642777
364300:35:55,570 --> 00:35:58,323
3644when the team wins the championship,
3645he still gets a ring.
3646
3647778
364800:35:58,823 --> 00:35:59,915
3649Damn right he does.
3650
3651779
365200:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,332
3653So we have to be that awkward
3654seven-footer from Lithuania.
3655
3656780
365700:36:03,662 --> 00:36:06,336
3658I love your spirit. And I
3659love you like a brother...
3660
3661781
366200:36:06,581 --> 00:36:09,755
3663...but I can't have those cold clams
3664brushing up against me in bed.
3665
3666782
366700:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,674
3668Keeping me up.
3669Suit yourself.
3670
3671783
367200:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,513
3673I'll take the bed tomorrow.
3674
3675784
367600:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,928
3677Can you hit that light,
3678Pocahontas?
3679
3680785
368100:36:17,092 --> 00:36:18,685
3682Tomorrow's a new day.
3683
3684786
368500:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,855
3686Welcome to day two!
3687I am Sid.
3688
3689787
369000:36:22,097 --> 00:36:25,772
3691Eight-year Googler.
3692You guys are new Googlers.
3693
3694788
369500:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,361
3696Thus, you are Nooglers!
3697
3698789
369900:36:29,771 --> 00:36:32,274
3700Now, this place is
3701all about community...
3702
3703790
370400:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,949
3705...and collaboration, so you'll
3706be working in teams from now on.
3707
3708791
370900:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,447
3710You have five minutes.
3711Pick your teams.
3712
3713792
371400:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,035
3715You, on me.
3716
3717793
371800:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,454
3719Oh! Be picky, okay.
3720Play hard to get.
3721
3722794
372300:36:42,701 --> 00:36:45,545
3724Don't be desperate, just be cool.
3725This is everything!
3726
3727795
372800:36:45,787 --> 00:36:47,130
3729Are you looking
3730for someone?
3731
3732796
373300:36:47,372 --> 00:36:48,464
3734College, major,
3735SAT score.
3736
3737797
373800:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,338
3739Harvard,
3740computer science, 2390.
3741
3742798
374300:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,592
3744Fine. On me, fatface.
3745
3746799
374700:36:51,668 --> 00:36:52,760
3748My name's Zach.
3749
3750800
375100:36:52,836 --> 00:36:54,179
3752You.
3753University of--
3754
3755801
375600:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,509
3757No.
3758
3759802
376000:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,842
3761Hello, Stanford!
3762You're coming with me.
3763
3764803
376500:36:59,175 --> 00:37:02,349
3766University of Phoenix online--
3767sort of the Harvard of the west.
3768
3769804
377000:37:02,637 --> 00:37:05,356
3771Why don't we all be a team?
3772Why don't we all be a team?
3773
3774805
377500:37:05,682 --> 00:37:07,184
3776Why don't we all be a team?
3777
3778806
377900:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,523
3780Please don't touch me.
3781You're touching me!
3782
3783807
378400:37:09,811 --> 00:37:12,485
3785Blondie, you're with me on account
3786of your physical appearance.
3787
3788808
378900:37:12,689 --> 00:37:15,158
3790Does anyone want to
3791be on a team with me?
3792
3793809
379400:37:15,358 --> 00:37:18,703
3795Super fun! Really smart,
3796but also very fun.
3797
3798810
379900:37:18,987 --> 00:37:22,161
3800I was voted Most Likely to
3801Succeed in my chess club.
3802
3803811
380400:37:28,455 --> 00:37:32,335
3805Um... Mr. Chetty?
3806I don't have a group.
3807
3808812
380900:37:32,709 --> 00:37:34,552
3810You'll mentor
3811the leftovers.
3812
3813813
381400:37:34,878 --> 00:37:38,178
3815Which it would seem includes
3816your two charity cases.
3817
3818814
381900:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,550
3820Off you go.
3821
3822815
382300:37:45,346 --> 00:37:46,393
3824Yo, Billy and Nick!
3825
3826816
382700:37:47,056 --> 00:37:48,228
3828There they are!
3829
3830817
383100:37:48,516 --> 00:37:51,520
3832I'm Lyle, one of the team managers.
3833Pound me.
3834
3835818
383600:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,239
3837Just putting the fist out without
3838words is all that's necessary.
3839
3840819
384100:37:55,565 --> 00:37:57,408
3842Come on, bro, fist me.
3843
3844820
384500:37:57,692 --> 00:37:59,694
3846That's definitely not right.
3847
3848821
384900:37:59,903 --> 00:38:02,406
3850You're a manager?
3851How old are you?
3852
3853822
385400:38:02,697 --> 00:38:06,543
3855I'm 23. But no worries,
3856fellas, I'm an old soul.
3857
3858823
385900:38:07,243 --> 00:38:10,087
3860Well, the thing about that
3861is, we don't have a team.
3862
3863824
386400:38:10,371 --> 00:38:13,215
3865We have two--me and Nick. We
3866don't have the rest of our team.
3867
3868825
386900:38:13,374 --> 00:38:14,466
3870We didn't...
3871
3872826
387300:38:14,542 --> 00:38:17,716
3874Correction. You didn't have a
3875team, but you got one now, son!
3876
3877827
387800:38:17,921 --> 00:38:22,017
3879'Cause I got a few outliers.
3880Buh-bam! Kerplash! Zzz-yah!
3881
3882828
388300:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,891
3884We about to get it all good
3885up in this hood, right?
3886
3887829
388800:38:25,261 --> 00:38:28,060
3889"Outliers". I just dropped
3890a little G-well on you.
3891
3892830
389300:38:28,264 --> 00:38:30,266
3894'Cause Malcolm is my dawg.
3895
3896831
389700:38:30,558 --> 00:38:32,526
3898What you say? Malcolm
3899is my--
3900
3901832
390200:38:32,769 --> 00:38:34,362
3903"Outliers",
3904"10,000 hours".
3905
3906833
390700:38:34,604 --> 00:38:38,609
3908But let's get a team meeting going, everyone!
3909Team meet time!
3910
3911834
391200:38:39,275 --> 00:38:40,447
3913Nick?
3914
3915835
391600:38:40,944 --> 00:38:42,946
3917What other options
3918do we have?
3919
3920836
392100:38:47,283 --> 00:38:50,287
3922Okay! Let's get some meet and
3923greet going up in this heezy!
3924
3925837
392600:38:50,620 --> 00:38:53,794
3927I'm Lyle and it's pretty much Wysiwyg--
3928what you see is what you get.
3929
3930838
393100:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,042
3932Been at the Goog
3933for four years.
3934
3935839
393600:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,966
3937Working on seven projies
3938en este momento.
3939
3940840
394100:38:59,295 --> 00:39:01,297
3942Wow! Seven projects!
3943
3944841
394500:39:01,548 --> 00:39:04,552
3946They ask and I do's it. What can I say?
3947I'm a people pleaser.
3948
3949842
395000:39:04,801 --> 00:39:08,806
3951'Specially the ladies, my Mercedes!
3952It's all good in Lyle's hood.
3953
3954843
395500:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,650
3956Is Lyle always going to be referring
3957to himself in the third person?
3958
3959844
396000:39:12,892 --> 00:39:15,236
3961If he is, I might want to
3962punch Lyle in the face.
3963
3964845
396500:39:15,478 --> 00:39:16,900
3966Okay, good note.
3967
3968846
396900:39:17,146 --> 00:39:20,491
3970- Lyle's still a little nervous.
3971- Lyle's a first-time manager.
3972
3973847
397400:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,235
3975I'll stop that.
3976
3977848
397800:39:22,485 --> 00:39:25,489
3979Keep it to first and second person.
3980Who's next?
3981
3982849
398300:39:27,657 --> 00:39:29,330
3984My name is Yo-Yo Santos.
3985
3986850
398700:39:29,659 --> 00:39:31,502
3988Yo-Yo, high five.
3989- Whoa!
3990
3991851
399200:39:32,161 --> 00:39:33,834
3993Yo-Yo, easy.
3994I come in peace!
3995
3996852
399700:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,583
3998Did you get beat up
3999a lot in school?
4000
4001853
400200:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,839
4003I was homeschooled
4004by my mom.
4005
4006854
400700:39:39,085 --> 00:39:41,087
4008Did you get beat up
4009a lot in homeschool?
4010
4011855
401200:39:41,337 --> 00:39:43,180
4013Discipline is an important
4014part of growth.
4015
4016856
401700:39:43,423 --> 00:39:44,766
4018But my mother was
4019a very nurturing person.
4020
4021857
402200:39:44,841 --> 00:39:48,436
4023She provided me selflessly
4024with the milk of her bosom...
4025
4026858
402700:39:48,678 --> 00:39:50,772
4028...until I was seven.
4029
4030859
403100:39:50,847 --> 00:39:53,691
4032So you're tying your shoe,
4033climbing trees...
4034
4035860
403600:39:53,933 --> 00:39:56,777
4037blowing up fireworks,
4038and then you got mouth on Mom.
4039
4040861
404100:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,613
4042Breastfeeding
4043leads to higher I.Q.
4044
4045862
404600:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,946
4047Actually, the science
4048isn't definitive on that.
4049
4050863
405100:40:02,191 --> 00:40:04,614
4052I was bottle-fed.
4053It never slowed me down.
4054
4055864
405600:40:04,861 --> 00:40:08,707
4057Vitamins are vitamins, whether
4058they come from a teat or a baba.
4059
4060865
406100:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,033
4062Wrong.
4063
4064866
406500:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,701
4066Sorry, what?
4067
4068867
406900:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,670
4070The teat or baba thing,
4071it's wrong.
4072
4073868
407400:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,293
4075I just Googled it.
4076You're wrong.
4077
4078869
407900:40:18,207 --> 00:40:19,379
4080Oh, yeah, I'm Stuart.
4081
4082870
408300:40:19,876 --> 00:40:23,221
4084You know, you can't trust
4085everything you read on--
4086
4087871
408800:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,548
4089The Journal of
4090the American Medical
4091
4092872
409300:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,641
4094Association?
4095Pretty trustworthy.
4096
4097873
409800:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,936
4099It says breast milk
4100has more nutrients,
4101
4102874
410300:40:30,011 --> 00:40:32,389
4104which are more easily
4105digested and absorbed.
4106
4107875
410800:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,978
4109Your confusion's understandable--
4110you were bottlefed.
4111
4112876
411300:40:35,224 --> 00:40:36,225
4114He's right.
4115
4116877
411700:40:36,476 --> 00:40:39,320
4118Whoa! Guys, where's all
4119this hostility coming from?
4120
4121878
412200:40:39,562 --> 00:40:41,405
4123Where do you think,
4124you big tree?
4125
4126879
412700:40:41,648 --> 00:40:45,494
4128Two-fifths of our team are two
4129old guys who don't know shit.
4130
4131880
413200:40:46,152 --> 00:40:49,998
4133Okay, I for one am very
4134happy to have two...
4135
4136881
413700:40:50,657 --> 00:40:53,001
4138...strapping, mature
4139gentlemen on the team.
4140
4141882
414200:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,419
4143Thank you.
4144
4145883
414600:40:54,494 --> 00:40:56,542
4147Oh, I'm Neha Patel.
4148And, oh, my God,
4149
4150884
415100:40:56,621 --> 00:40:59,716
4152you guys would make
4153the best Luke and Han.
4154
4155885
415600:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,759
4157Oh, "Star Wars" cosplay.
4158"Cosplay"?
4159
4160886
416100:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,753
4162Costume play!
4163People dress up as
4164
4165887
416600:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,672
4167their favorite
4168movie character.
4169
4170888
417100:41:05,922 --> 00:41:10,348
4172I'd be slave girl Leia. Yeah. Metal bikini top.
4173Metal G-string panty.
4174
4175889
417600:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,433
4177High-heeled leather boots.
4178
4179890
418000:41:12,679 --> 00:41:15,774
4181I'm chained at the neck. Not too
4182constricted, but just enough...
4183
4184891
418500:41:16,099 --> 00:41:17,942
4186...to make things interesting.
4187
4188892
418900:41:18,184 --> 00:41:19,527
4190Neck constriction's
4191interesting.
4192
4193893
419400:41:19,769 --> 00:41:22,693
4195A few of us get together
4196and whatever happens happens.
4197
4198894
419900:41:23,940 --> 00:41:27,285
4200Oh, butworkwise, your skills
4201aren't really relevant here...
4202
4203895
420400:41:27,527 --> 00:41:29,780
4205...or in this millennium,
4206so stay out of
4207
4208896
420900:41:29,946 --> 00:41:32,199
4210our way-- we'll do
4211this shit on our own.
4212
4213897
421400:41:32,615 --> 00:41:34,242
4215Well, I'm loving
4216this friction.
4217
4218898
421900:41:34,367 --> 00:41:35,960
4220It's how you get
4221a fire started.
4222
4223899
422400:41:36,285 --> 00:41:39,289
4225I'm Nick, this is my pal, Billy,
4226and despite what you think...
4227
4228900
422900:41:39,580 --> 00:41:41,924
4230...we'rejust like you,
4231running down a dream.
4232
4233901
423400:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,297
4235All right!
4236
4237902
423800:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,299
4239Team Lyle!
4240
4241903
424200:41:45,962 --> 00:41:48,260
4243Okay, we'll workshop
4244that. It's in beta.
4245
4246904
424700:41:48,798 --> 00:41:51,677
4248Okey-doke! Our Translate
4249lecture is in 15 minutes.
4250
4251905
425200:41:53,428 --> 00:41:57,149
4253Translate is about giving
4254everyone access to every word...
4255
4256906
425700:41:57,432 --> 00:42:00,606
4258...ever written, no matter what
4259language it was written in.
4260
4261907
426200:42:00,810 --> 00:42:02,938
4263Because when
4264the entire world can see,
4265
4266908
426700:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,820
4268read and find the rest of
4269the world's cool stuff...
4270
4271909
427200:42:06,315 --> 00:42:07,487
4273...good things happen.
4274
4275910
427600:42:07,650 --> 00:42:09,903
4277Lyle, you laying-in-the-weeds
4278son of a bitch.
4279
4280911
428100:42:09,986 --> 00:42:12,159
4282You're hot for teacher,
4283my man.
4284
4285912
428600:42:13,156 --> 00:42:15,329
4287I took her dance
4288class once here,
4289
4290913
429100:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,664
4292but she doesn't
4293even know I exist.
4294
4295914
429600:42:17,994 --> 00:42:20,167
4297Doesn't know you exist?
4298
4299915
430000:42:20,455 --> 00:42:23,629
4301You're communicating
4302with her right here.
4303
4304916
430500:42:23,833 --> 00:42:26,256
4306Oh, no, this is just
4307the company intranet.
4308
4309917
431000:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,800
4311It has info on
4312every Google employee.
4313
4314918
431500:42:29,005 --> 00:42:32,009
4316Birthdays, trivia, meeting
4317calendars, everything.
4318
4319919
432000:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,432
4321Really?
4322Mmm-hmm.
4323
4324920
432500:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,819
4326Ah! Hey. Fancy
4327seeing you here!
4328
4329921
433000:42:51,027 --> 00:42:54,531
4331Is it? Or you calendar-stalked
4332me and knew where I'd be.
4333
4334922
433500:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,366
4336Now, am I detecting
4337a bit of an accent?
4338
4339923
434000:42:56,532 --> 00:42:58,034
4341You are!
4342
4343924
434400:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,169
4345Uh-huh. I have
4346a very good ear.
4347
4348925
434900:43:00,369 --> 00:43:02,167
4350English, right?
4351Hello, guvnor!
4352
4353926
435400:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,586
4355Oliver Twist.
4356"More bread, please."
4357
4358927
435900:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,175
4360Australian, actually.
4361
4362928
436300:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,586
4364Really? Similar flags,
4365though.
4366
4367929
436800:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,264
4369Kiwi. "Lord
4370of the Rings" country.
4371
4372930
437300:43:11,506 --> 00:43:14,680
4374The stain on this one's better,
4375but the white one's a goner.
4376
4377931
437800:43:15,259 --> 00:43:16,260
4379I eat very fast.
4380
4381932
438200:43:16,511 --> 00:43:17,558
4383Bangers and mash.
4384
4385933
438600:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,767
4387That's also British.
4388
4389934
439000:43:19,013 --> 00:43:21,015
4391Vegemite sandwich then,
4392which you gobble
4393
4394935
439500:43:21,140 --> 00:43:23,188
4396down so you can get
4397back to the grind.
4398
4399936
440000:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,607
4401It is impressive,
4402staying at work till
4403
4404937
440500:43:25,728 --> 00:43:27,947
4406midnight every day.
4407Also on the calendar.
4408
4409938
441000:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,361
4411Look, Nick.
4412
4413939
441400:43:29,774 --> 00:43:32,118
4415I'm sure you're
4416very popular with the
4417
4418940
441900:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,613
442019-year-olds at
4421the University of Phoenix...
4422
4423941
442400:43:34,862 --> 00:43:38,036
4425...with the southern drawl
4426and the blond hair and...
4427
4428942
442900:43:38,282 --> 00:43:41,582
4430...this whole thing you got going
4431on, but I have to tell you
4432
4433943
443400:43:41,661 --> 00:43:42,958
4435this is never
4436going to happen.
4437
4438944
443900:43:43,204 --> 00:43:44,877
4440"This". What?
4441
4442945
444300:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,714
4444Oh, no, no, no! This is me
4445reaching out as an intern.
4446
4447946
444800:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,430
4449They encouraged us to approach experienced
4450Googlers and pick their brains.
4451
4452947
445300:43:52,505 --> 00:43:56,009
4454Oh! Oh, I'm sorry!
4455Of course!
4456
4457948
445800:43:56,134 --> 00:43:59,138
4459You thought I was-- "Oh, who's
4460this wanker steaming in?"
4461
4462949
446300:43:59,387 --> 00:44:01,731
4464You just want to learn!
4465Well, look.
4466
4467950
446800:44:01,973 --> 00:44:05,648
4469Sid here is incredible. He's
4470about to give a talk on HTML5.
4471
4472951
447300:44:05,977 --> 00:44:09,322
4474Nick is desperate to learn.
4475He'd love to come along.
4476
4477952
447800:44:09,564 --> 00:44:11,407
4479Sure. Come on down,
4480brother!
4481
4482953
448300:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,322
4484Sometimes we go
4485all day, all night.
4486
4487954
448800:44:13,568 --> 00:44:16,321
4489Oh, I can't start any sooner
4490than right now. Let's do it.
4491
4492955
449300:44:16,571 --> 00:44:19,165
4494Come on, everybody!
4495Where are you going?
4496
4497956
449800:44:19,490 --> 00:44:23,495
4499Oh, I have a meeting.
4500But you know that. Cheerio!
4501
4502957
450300:44:24,162 --> 00:44:25,163
4504Cheerio.
4505
4506958
450700:44:25,496 --> 00:44:28,170
4508Let's go.
4509Come on. Don't be shy.
4510
4511959
451200:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,635
4513You have a crush
4514on her, my friend!
4515
4516960
451700:44:35,089 --> 00:44:36,682
4518Good morning,
4519interns. Today marks
4520
4521961
452200:44:36,799 --> 00:44:38,426
4523the first of
4524several challenges...
4525
4526962
452700:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,849
4528...through which your team
4529shows its merits.
4530
4531963
453200:44:41,095 --> 00:44:43,769
4533While dogfooding
4534a new product, Googlers...
4535
4536964
453700:44:44,015 --> 00:44:46,359
4538...reported a bug that
4539disabled their audio.
4540
4541965
454200:44:46,601 --> 00:44:50,447
4543Two million lines of code
4544are in the source files.
4545
4546966
454700:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,690
4548Your job? Find the bug.
4549
4550967
455100:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,533
4552Let's check
4553the user reports.
4554
4555968
455600:44:54,692 --> 00:44:55,693
4557Check for red flags.
4558
4559969
456000:44:55,818 --> 00:44:56,865
4561See what
4562exceptions were thrown.
4563
4564970
456500:44:57,111 --> 00:44:59,785
4566I start by drawing up
4567strategies to sift through the code.
4568
4569971
457000:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,624
4571Code, right?
4572Code, right?
4573
4574972
457500:45:01,866 --> 00:45:04,710
4576So we're looking to kind
4577of break the password.
4578
4579973
458000:45:04,952 --> 00:45:07,125
4581Is the answer in
4582the question? "Bug".
4583
4584974
458500:45:07,205 --> 00:45:08,457
4586Eureka!
4587
4588975
458900:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,541
4590Bug like fly. "The Fly".
4591ls Chetty a cinephile?
4592
4593976
459400:45:10,791 --> 00:45:12,088
4595Goldblum!
4596
4597977
459800:45:12,168 --> 00:45:14,011
4599Mind-boggling no
4600one's notebook is out.
4601
4602978
460300:45:14,086 --> 00:45:15,087
4604This gibberish you're
4605writing may or may not be
4606
4607979
460800:45:15,171 --> 00:45:18,766
4609helpful. I guarantee what
4610we're saying is helpful!
4611
4612980
461300:45:19,133 --> 00:45:22,478
4614We're looking for a bug, not a password.
4615They're different things.
4616
4617981
461800:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,438
4619Keep going with
4620that human connection.
4621
4622982
462300:45:25,723 --> 00:45:28,067
4624Go on, stay positive.
4625Go, go, go.
4626
4627983
462800:45:28,309 --> 00:45:30,482
4629We'll go on "fly".
4630'Cause we're "fly"-ing it.
4631
4632984
463300:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,822
4634NICKI Fly. Fly. I like that.
4635
4636985
463700:45:33,648 --> 00:45:36,151
4638Y-L-F. It's a word
4639scramble, it's "life"!
4640
4641986
464200:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,868
4643I can't get
4644"fly" out of my mind,
4645
4646987
464700:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,407
4648and now I'm
4649going Jennifer Lopez.
4650
4651988
465200:45:39,654 --> 00:45:40,997
4653Is it a Fly Girl?
4654Superfly!
4655
4656989
465700:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,241
4658Pop fly. Uh, excavation.
4659
4660990
466100:45:43,491 --> 00:45:44,583
4662Earthquakes! California!
4663
4664991
466500:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,919
4666That's it! Write it down!
4667Do it, do it!
4668
4669992
467000:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,583
4671Will you please stop?!
4672
4673993
467400:45:48,829 --> 00:45:51,082
4675No, we're working!
4676
4677994
467800:45:51,332 --> 00:45:53,676
4679Yeah, and that's
4680a Sharpie, genius.
4681
4682995
468300:45:55,169 --> 00:45:56,512
4684That's my fault.
4685
4686996
468700:45:57,338 --> 00:45:58,840
4688I'll go ahead and wash that.
4689
4690997
469100:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,885
4692Guys, I'm sorry,
4693but you're not helping.
4694
4695998
469600:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,517
4697You're saying a lot of words
4698really fast that mean nothing.
4699
4700999
470100:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,686
4702To find the bug, we need to
4703review the code and find...
4704
47051000
470600:46:07,932 --> 00:46:09,934
4707...the programmer's mistake.
4708It's the only way.
4709
47101001
471100:46:10,184 --> 00:46:11,857
4712But what if it's
4713not the only way?
4714
47151002
471600:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,568
4717You said
4718someone programmed it.
4719
47201003
472100:46:14,689 --> 00:46:16,737
4722Someone in this building
4723wrote that code.
4724
47251004
472600:46:16,816 --> 00:46:18,033
4727A human being!
4728
47291005
473000:46:18,109 --> 00:46:19,861
4731Let's give him
4732a name--Tony.
4733
47341006
473500:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,196
4736Let's say Tony
4737likes kayaking.
4738
47391007
474000:46:22,863 --> 00:46:25,537
4741Me and Nick become
4742friends with Tony.
4743
47441008
474500:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,457
4746We throw some beers back,
4747do some kayaking.
4748
47491009
475000:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,459
4751Tony's bombed on
4752the open water.
4753
47541010
475500:46:30,705 --> 00:46:33,379
4756Next thing you know, we're
4757gabbing about audio bugs!
4758
47591011
476000:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,301
4761I think it's a great idea.
4762
47631012
476400:46:35,543 --> 00:46:36,715
4765Great!
4766Finally!
4767
47681013
476900:46:36,961 --> 00:46:38,304
4770Dark and Stormy feeling us!
4771
47721014
477300:46:38,546 --> 00:46:39,968
4774Feeling you big time, buddy.
4775
47761015
477700:46:40,214 --> 00:46:43,559
4778In fact, why don't the two of
4779you go and find the programmer?
4780
47811016
478200:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,227
4783Great. Great idea.
4784
47851017
478600:46:45,428 --> 00:46:46,554
4787Yo-Yo, who's our man?
4788
47891018
479000:46:47,430 --> 00:46:49,558
4791His name is Charles Xavier.
4792
47931019
479400:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,231
4795Perfect. Nick, write it down.
4796Steel trap.
4797
47981020
479900:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,234
4800Uh... He's a professor.
4801At Stanford.
4802
48031021
480400:46:55,438 --> 00:46:57,236
4805Just a few
4806minutes away, really.
4807
48081022
480900:46:57,315 --> 00:46:58,316
4810Guys.
4811
48121023
481300:46:58,399 --> 00:46:59,446
4814He's in a wheelchair.
4815
48161024
481700:46:59,734 --> 00:47:01,202
4818Stanford.
4819Wheelchair. What else?
4820
48211025
482200:47:01,277 --> 00:47:02,369
4823Oh, he's bald!
4824
48251026
482600:47:02,445 --> 00:47:04,447
4827May be with his best friend,
4828who wears a metal helmet.
4829
48301027
483100:47:04,739 --> 00:47:06,412
4832He's a genetics professor.
4833
48341028
483500:47:06,741 --> 00:47:07,913
4836More, more! Hit us!
4837
48381029
483900:47:08,117 --> 00:47:09,960
4840He has a British accent. British!
4841With my ear, we're done.
4842
48431030
484400:47:10,202 --> 00:47:13,251
4845Keep searching.
4846Think fly, think bug.
4847
48481031
484900:47:13,331 --> 00:47:14,833
4850I promise you this somehow
4851intersects with Goldblum.
4852
48531032
485400:47:14,915 --> 00:47:16,087
4855Goldblum. Of course.
4856
48571033
485800:47:16,208 --> 00:47:17,425
4859Back to work, guys.
4860
48611034
486200:47:21,422 --> 00:47:22,924
4863Hey, Professor, what up?
4864
48651035
486600:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,596
4867Professor
4868Charles Xavier?
4869
48701036
487100:47:28,804 --> 00:47:29,976
4872Very funny.
4873
48741037
487500:47:30,222 --> 00:47:33,271
4876British! Professor Xavier,
4877sorry to bother you. If you--
4878
48791038
488000:47:33,476 --> 00:47:35,478
4881Gentlemen, I don't
4882have time for this.
4883
48841039
488500:47:35,770 --> 00:47:39,274
4886Professor Xavier, we know it's you.
4887We really need your help.
4888
48891040
489000:47:39,482 --> 00:47:42,326
4891All right, you found me out.
4892lam Charles Xavier.
4893
48941041
489500:47:43,944 --> 00:47:47,619
4896And that's Cyclops,
4897and Rogue. We're all here.
4898
48991042
490000:47:48,282 --> 00:47:52,628
4901Come closer. I want to share some
4902of my telekinetic wisdom with you.
4903
49041043
490500:47:52,953 --> 00:47:55,456
4906Good, 'cause I want to
4907know about these bugs.
4908
49091044
491000:47:58,626 --> 00:47:59,627
4911Assholes!
4912
49131045
491400:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,963
4915You maniacal monster!
4916
49171046
491800:48:02,296 --> 00:48:04,640
4919Professor Xavier
4920is a total dick!
4921
49221047
492300:48:06,008 --> 00:48:08,682
4924Yo to the Yo, have we ensured
4925it wasn't a networking issue?
4926
49271048
492800:48:08,844 --> 00:48:10,471
4929Confirmed there
4930was no packet loss.
4931
49321049
493300:48:10,554 --> 00:48:12,682
4934Almost done checking
4935the encryption.
4936
49371050
493800:48:12,973 --> 00:48:16,477
4939"Almost"? Either you're done or not.
4940You can't be almost pregnant.
4941
49421051
494300:48:16,685 --> 00:48:18,187
4944And she would know, guys.
4945
49461052
494700:48:18,479 --> 00:48:20,197
4948Go Google "asshole",
4949asshole.
4950
49511053
495200:48:20,481 --> 00:48:23,655
4953She's right. It's not good enough, Yo-Yo.
4954Get it together.
4955
49561054
495700:48:24,193 --> 00:48:25,445
4958What the fuck
4959was that?
4960
49611055
496200:48:25,528 --> 00:48:27,576
4963I'm punishing myself for
4964my inferior performance.
4965
49661056
496700:48:27,655 --> 00:48:30,909
4968Wow. Good. Great.
4969That one's crazy.
4970
49711057
497200:48:30,991 --> 00:48:32,163
4973And crazy horny over here.
4974
49751058
497600:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,962
4977Let me guess. Big dick,
4978'cause little dick?
4979
49801059
498100:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,836
4982Does your mind just immediately
4983go to a penis joke?
4984
49851060
498600:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,502
4987Was that not witty enough?
4988I'm just busy working.
4989
49901061
499100:48:40,793 --> 00:48:43,922
4992That's fine, but I'm
4993winning the quip-off.
4994
49951062
499600:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,423
4997- That's what you're worried about?
4998- Yes.
4999
50001063
500100:48:45,506 --> 00:48:48,350
5002You're more concerned with
5003snarky banter than working?
5004
50051064
500600:48:55,057 --> 00:48:57,776
5007Hey! Did you guys
5008find Professor Xavier?
5009
50101065
501100:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,019
5012Yeah, we found him.
5013
50141066
501500:48:59,270 --> 00:49:02,945
5016Yeah, thanks so much for that.
5017Really great team spirit.
5018
50191067
502000:49:03,190 --> 00:49:04,533
5021Mind sliding over?
5022
50231068
502400:49:06,610 --> 00:49:09,614
5025I'm sorry, it doesn't look like
5026there's enough room for you.
5027
50281069
502900:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,535
5030Have a great lunch.
5031Yeah, enjoy it.
5032
50331070
503400:49:16,245 --> 00:49:17,747
5035Okay, let's see.
5036
50371071
503800:49:20,291 --> 00:49:21,634
5039Let's see.
5040
50411072
504200:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,802
5043- See anything?
5044- Oh! There's an opening.
5045
50461073
504700:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,796
5048- Is that taken?
5049- It's taken.
5050
50511074
505200:49:30,301 --> 00:49:31,974
5053Let's go over there.
5054
50551075
505600:49:34,805 --> 00:49:37,228
5057Hi, Headphones.
5058Mind if we sit here?
5059
50601076
506100:49:38,017 --> 00:49:40,145
5062We can take
5063that as a yes.
5064
50651077
506600:49:41,145 --> 00:49:42,818
5067We have to
5068at this point.
5069
50701078
507100:49:43,063 --> 00:49:44,656
5072How you doing, bud?
5073
50741079
507500:49:44,899 --> 00:49:48,654
5076He doesn't even know we exist. He's
5077like a superhero on this computer.
5078
50791080
508000:49:48,903 --> 00:49:51,907
5081Look at him, just crushing
5082his thing and kicking ass.
5083
50841081
508500:49:52,323 --> 00:49:55,167
5086Do you remember what it felt like
5087to be that good at something?
5088
50891082
509000:49:56,327 --> 00:49:58,830
5091Look at this! William.
5092
50931083
509400:49:59,246 --> 00:50:00,247
5095Nicholas.
5096
50971084
509800:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,500
5099Person I don't know.
5100
51011085
510200:50:02,917 --> 00:50:04,590
5103Thought I'd find you
5104at the cool kids' table.
5105
51061086
510700:50:04,835 --> 00:50:07,679
5108It's like a confederacy
5109of outcasts out here.
5110
51111087
511200:50:08,172 --> 00:50:10,846
5113Heard you had a day
5114trip to Palo Alto.
5115
51161088
511700:50:11,175 --> 00:50:14,679
5118Home of Silicon Valley and
5119also the X-Men, apparently.
5120
51211089
512200:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,434
5123Where are you
5124going with this?
5125
51261090
512700:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,685
5128Oh, I just wanted to let you guys
5129know we won the bug challenge!
5130
51311091
513200:50:20,935 --> 00:50:22,357
5133What are you
5134going to do about it?
5135
51361092
513700:50:22,603 --> 00:50:25,777
5138Don't worry about what we'll do or not do.
5139We'll be just fine.
5140
51411093
514200:50:26,023 --> 00:50:28,697
5143You'll be fine?
5144Keep telling yourself that.
5145
51461094
514700:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,448
5148See you on
5149the intramural field
5150
51511095
515200:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,033
5153for the next
5154challenge I'll win.
5155
51561096
515700:50:32,279 --> 00:50:33,952
5158Sports! Something
5159we know about, baby.
5160
51611097
516200:50:34,073 --> 00:50:35,700
5163Something we know
5164a lot about.
5165
51661098
516700:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,376
5168Come on now!
5169Look at me.
5170
51711099
517200:50:38,202 --> 00:50:39,249
5173For real.
5174
51751100
517600:51:01,934 --> 00:51:04,312
5177All right, teams, welcome
5178to the Quidditch pitch.
5179
51801101
518100:51:04,603 --> 00:51:06,605
5182Let's have a good clean match, Nooglers.
5183
51841102
518500:51:13,779 --> 00:51:15,122
5186Fatty, don't
5187touch the ball.
5188
51891103
519000:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,416
5191Rules: The Beaters
5192toss the Bludgers at the
5193
51941104
519500:51:17,491 --> 00:51:18,993
5196Chasers then get the
5197Quaffle through the ring.
5198
51991105
520000:51:19,285 --> 00:51:20,878
5201No blagging,
5202blatching, bumphing,
5203
52041106
520500:51:20,995 --> 00:51:22,622
5206haversacking or
5207Quaffle-pocking.
5208
52091107
521000:51:22,830 --> 00:51:25,003
5211No lmperius Curses
5212or Confundus Charms.
5213
52141108
521500:51:25,291 --> 00:51:28,636
5216In the unlikely event of a Dementor
5217attack, use a Patronus Charm.
5218
52191109
522000:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,964
5221I recommend
5222the stag personally.
5223
52241110
522500:51:31,171 --> 00:51:33,139
5226Lyle, they have
5227no idea what you're
5228
52291111
523000:51:33,257 --> 00:51:35,180
5231talking about.
5232Use your Muggle words.
5233
52341112
523500:51:35,467 --> 00:51:38,141
5236You're making me feel like
5237I'm back in math class.
5238
52391113
524000:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,315
5241You have a couple savants here
5242with eye-hand coordination.
5243
52441114
524500:51:41,390 --> 00:51:43,017
5246Say "game on"
5247and let us play!
5248
52491115
525000:51:43,642 --> 00:51:45,986
5251Version 2.0: Peg them
5252with kickballs before
5253
52541116
525500:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,481
5256they throw the volleyball
5257through the hoop.
5258
52591117
526000:51:48,689 --> 00:51:50,862
5261Brooms in, people.
5262Hufflepuff on three.
5263
52641118
526500:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,823
5266One, two, three--
5267
52681119
526900:51:52,901 --> 00:51:54,073
5270Hufflepuff!
5271
52721120
527300:51:54,194 --> 00:51:56,196
5274Yeah, son! Let's get it!
5275
52761121
527700:51:56,488 --> 00:51:57,831
5278Game time.
5279
52801122
528100:51:58,157 --> 00:52:00,000
5282Let's get started in here!
5283
52841123
528500:52:05,372 --> 00:52:06,715
5286No mercy!
5287
52881124
528900:52:06,999 --> 00:52:08,501
5290No mercy!
5291
52921125
529300:52:09,543 --> 00:52:11,045
5294Tips down!
5295
52961126
529700:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,383
5298Blue team ready?
5299
53001127
530100:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,054
5302Red team ready?
5303
53041128
530500:52:16,342 --> 00:52:17,559
5306Bangarang!
5307
53081129
530900:52:17,676 --> 00:52:19,019
5310Brooms up!
5311
53121130
531300:52:31,899 --> 00:52:33,196
5314Ball!
5315
53161131
531700:52:37,112 --> 00:52:38,238
5318Yeah!
5319
53201132
532100:52:38,530 --> 00:52:40,203
5322Ten points, blue!
5323
53241133
532500:52:40,449 --> 00:52:42,122
5326- Billy, talk to me!
5327- What do I do?
5328
53291134
533000:52:42,368 --> 00:52:43,620
5331What are we doing?
5332It's chaos!
5333
53341135
533500:52:43,744 --> 00:52:45,087
5336How do I do it?
5337
53381136
533900:52:48,540 --> 00:52:49,712
5340I'm lost!
5341
53421137
534300:52:49,958 --> 00:52:51,301
5344Hit up, hit up!
5345
53461138
534700:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,671
5348Whoa, whoa,
5349what's happening?!
5350
53511139
535200:52:56,840 --> 00:52:57,841
5353What the hell was that?
5354
53551140
535600:52:58,092 --> 00:52:59,844
5357Try looking up
5358and giving a shit!
5359
53601141
536100:52:59,968 --> 00:53:02,016
5362Come on!
5363
53641142
536500:53:02,096 --> 00:53:05,441
5366What am I supposed to-- Come get
5367some of this! Who do I hit?
5368
53691143
537000:53:05,766 --> 00:53:08,440
5371I want somebody to hit!
5372
53731144
537400:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,029
5375Broom between the legs!
5376
53771145
537800:53:10,270 --> 00:53:11,943
5379My bad. Lesson learned.
5380
53811146
538200:53:12,189 --> 00:53:14,612
5383What the fuck does this
5384have to do with computers?
5385
53861147
538700:53:15,567 --> 00:53:17,285
5388Stop.
5389Don't move, fatty!
5390
53911148
539200:53:25,119 --> 00:53:26,211
5393Blue, ten points!
5394
53951149
539600:53:26,453 --> 00:53:27,454
5397Ball!
5398
53991150
540000:53:28,914 --> 00:53:30,086
5401Thank you.
5402
54031151
540400:53:33,168 --> 00:53:34,215
5405Time out!
5406
54071152
540800:53:34,294 --> 00:53:35,261
5409Time.
5410
54111153
541200:53:38,424 --> 00:53:39,767
5413Bring it in, guys!
5414
54151154
541600:53:40,008 --> 00:53:42,352
5417Good work, everybody.
5418Except you, Zach.
5419
54201155
542100:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,267
5422It's over.
5423Our team's a joke.
5424
54251156
542600:53:44,513 --> 00:53:46,561
5427Well, lain't laughing.
5428Are you, Billy?
5429
54301157
543100:53:46,640 --> 00:53:47,687
5432Hell, no.
5433
54341158
543500:53:47,933 --> 00:53:51,278
5436We need to get our minds
5437right and start believing.
5438
54391159
544000:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,364
5441This reminds me of a girl
5442who had to start believing.
5443
54441160
544500:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,862
5446A girl from a steel town
5447who had the dream...
5448
54491161
545000:53:56,108 --> 00:53:57,200
5451...to dance.
5452
54531162
545400:53:57,443 --> 00:54:00,617
5455No one believed in the welder girl,
5456but she believed in herself.
5457
54581163
545900:54:00,863 --> 00:54:02,957
5460Are you talking
5461about "Flashdance"?
5462
54631164
546400:54:03,198 --> 00:54:05,200
5465You're damn right I am!
5466
54671165
546800:54:05,451 --> 00:54:08,625
5469The deck was stacked against Alex.
5470You know how she overcame it?
5471
54721166
547300:54:08,871 --> 00:54:10,999
5474By believing in
5475herself and trying.
5476
54771167
547800:54:11,123 --> 00:54:13,217
5479She literally had
5480to become a maniac!
5481
54821168
548300:54:13,459 --> 00:54:16,963
5484Have any of you been called a
5485maniac because you were different?
5486
54871169
548800:54:17,212 --> 00:54:19,886
5489My morn calls me a maniac
5490when I tell her I love her.
5491
54921170
549300:54:20,132 --> 00:54:23,136
5494Of course she does! You are a little bit...
5495in a good way!
5496
54971171
549800:54:23,552 --> 00:54:26,556
5499Well, guess what? They called
5500Bill Gates a maniac, too.
5501
55021172
550300:54:26,638 --> 00:54:27,890
5504No question.
5505
55061173
550700:54:27,973 --> 00:54:30,226
5508I don't think anyone
5509called him a maniac.
5510
55111174
551200:54:30,517 --> 00:54:31,860
5513I just did!
5514
55151175
551600:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,354
5517You guys are
5518getting off the point!
5519
55201176
552100:54:33,562 --> 00:54:35,030
5522She had to strip
5523down to nothing!
5524
55251177
552600:54:35,230 --> 00:54:37,483
5527She had to sit in a chair,
5528pull that chain
5529
55301178
553100:54:37,566 --> 00:54:38,909
5532to nowhere back and douse
5533herself with water!
5534
55351179
553600:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,036
5537Where did that water come from?
5538Who knows?!
5539
55401180
554100:54:41,236 --> 00:54:43,580
5542It came from her
5543belief it was there!
5544
55451181
554600:54:43,864 --> 00:54:47,539
5547She believed so hard, she got an
5548audition at the dance school...
5549
55501182
555100:54:47,868 --> 00:54:50,872
5552...and she spun. Oh, she spun.
5553
55541183
555500:54:51,205 --> 00:54:52,878
5556And she spun and she spun...
5557
55581184
555900:54:53,081 --> 00:54:57,052
5560...and she spun herself into that dance school!
5561And into our hearts.
5562
55631185
556400:54:58,212 --> 00:55:02,217
5565Now, in the second half of whatever
5566the hell you call this game...
5567
55681186
556900:55:02,549 --> 00:55:04,222
5570...can't we all be
5571that welder girl
5572
55731187
557400:55:04,343 --> 00:55:06,061
5575who wants to be
5576something more?
5577
55781188
557900:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,769
5580I know you're not excited we're on your team.
5581But we're here.
5582
55831189
558400:55:10,390 --> 00:55:12,063
5585We're in this
5586thing together.
5587
55881190
558900:55:12,267 --> 00:55:15,237
5590So I'm asking you, believe in yourselves.
5591Believe in each other.
5592
55931191
559400:55:16,438 --> 00:55:18,111
5595Let's put on
5596our leg warmers...
5597
55981192
559900:55:18,398 --> 00:55:19,900
5600...and dance our asses off.
5601
56021193
560300:55:20,108 --> 00:55:22,782
5604Come here, you little lovable maniacs.
5605Get in here.
5606
56071194
560800:55:23,070 --> 00:55:26,074
5609I have an idea that I think
5610would make Bear Bryant smile.
5611
56121195
561300:55:26,281 --> 00:55:27,908
5614I don't know who that
5615is, but we're listening.
5616
56171196
561800:55:32,913 --> 00:55:34,085
5619Let's go!
5620
56211197
562200:55:36,583 --> 00:55:37,584
5623Stuart!
5624
56251198
562600:55:38,585 --> 00:55:39,757
5627Neha!
5628
56291199
563000:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,341
5631Lyle, hit me! I got it!
5632
56331200
563400:55:46,176 --> 00:55:47,473
5635Baby!
5636
56371201
563800:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,104
5639Blind her!
5640I'm going in!
5641
56421202
564300:55:59,815 --> 00:56:01,488
5644Yes!
5645
56461203
564700:56:09,283 --> 00:56:10,455
5648Yo-Yo!
5649
56501204
565100:56:12,953 --> 00:56:14,626
5652Eat it, Malfoy!
5653
56541205
565500:56:19,626 --> 00:56:20,627
5656See you!
5657
56581206
565900:56:20,711 --> 00:56:22,008
5660Coming at you, Nick!
5661
56621207
566300:56:24,548 --> 00:56:26,425
5664Who's on blondie?
5665
56661208
566700:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,060
5668Let's go, boys!
5669
56701209
567100:56:33,181 --> 00:56:34,398
5672Pick and roll!
5673
56741210
567500:56:35,142 --> 00:56:37,895
5676Stockton and Malone.
5677She shoots and scores!
5678
56791211
568000:56:38,145 --> 00:56:39,818
5681Billy, what's up!
5682
56831212
568400:56:41,148 --> 00:56:42,149
5685Tie game!
5686
56871213
568800:56:42,482 --> 00:56:43,699
5689Where were you, huh?!
5690
56911214
569200:56:43,817 --> 00:56:45,069
5693I had to use the restroom.
5694
56951215
569600:56:50,032 --> 00:56:51,375
5697It's the Golden Snitch!
5698
56991216
570000:56:51,658 --> 00:56:53,831
5701Who the fuck is this now?
5702
57031217
570400:56:54,161 --> 00:56:55,504
5705Zach, get over here.
5706
57071218
570800:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,503
5709Fatface, it's time
5710to fake an injury.
5711
57121219
571300:56:58,707 --> 00:56:59,833
5714I don't know how.
5715
57161220
571700:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,552
5718Man down!
5719
57201221
572100:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,053
5722Get the tennis ball
5723and we win!
5724
57251222
572600:57:14,890 --> 00:57:16,392
5727Run, you big tree!
5728
57291223
573000:57:17,017 --> 00:57:18,769
5731Go!
5732
57331224
573400:57:18,852 --> 00:57:21,526
5735Come on, ref!
5736Are you going to call that?
5737
57381225
573900:57:34,493 --> 00:57:35,790
5740Yeah! Yeah!
5741
57421226
574300:57:46,046 --> 00:57:48,720
5744That bitch just snaked me!
5745That must be illegal!
5746
57471227
574800:57:49,049 --> 00:57:51,097
5749Sorry. If I didn't
5750see it, I can't call it.
5751
57521228
575300:57:51,551 --> 00:57:53,224
5754You okay, Golden Boy?
5755
57561229
575700:57:53,387 --> 00:57:54,388
5758The Snitch is fine.
5759
57601230
576100:57:54,596 --> 00:57:55,939
5762G.D. it!
5763
57641231
576500:57:56,223 --> 00:57:58,442
5766Don't start that, Yo-Yo.
5767You did...
5768
57691232
577000:57:58,725 --> 00:58:00,648
5771...your best out there.
5772That's the first time
5773
57741233
577500:58:00,769 --> 00:58:02,737
5776we all came together
5777as a team.
5778
57791234
578000:58:03,063 --> 00:58:04,736
5781Billy's right.
5782
57831235
578400:58:05,107 --> 00:58:07,951
5785Let's keep it rolling.
5786Just keep it rolling.
5787
57881236
578900:58:08,235 --> 00:58:09,908
5790Come on,
5791let's get a frosty.
5792
57931237
579400:58:10,237 --> 00:58:11,409
5795Nick?
5796
57971238
579800:58:14,241 --> 00:58:16,084
5799Would I be wrong to
5800call you my brother?
5801
58021239
580300:58:16,284 --> 00:58:19,959
5804Of course not. I'd do anything for
5805my little show pony. Anything.
5806
58071240
580800:58:20,455 --> 00:58:22,082
5809I need you to ice
5810my balls for me.
5811
58121241
581300:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,136
5814Brother!
5815
58161242
581700:58:33,343 --> 00:58:35,516
5818Oh, boy.
5819
58201243
582100:58:35,804 --> 00:58:38,307
5822Time to shut the engines
5823down for a bit.
5824
58251244
582600:58:39,099 --> 00:58:43,445
5827Take a load off, Nicky. What
5828would I do without these babies?
5829
58301245
583100:58:43,770 --> 00:58:45,613
5832This is a "shh" zone.
5833
58341246
583500:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,441
5836Oh, hi! Hey.
5837
58381247
583900:58:47,774 --> 00:58:49,117
5840Sorry.
5841
58421248
584300:58:49,609 --> 00:58:51,282
5844Sorry, sorry, sorry.
5845
58461249
584700:58:52,112 --> 00:58:55,616
5848Thanks for sending me to that seminar.
5849it was actually interesting.
5850
58511250
585200:58:56,116 --> 00:58:57,959
5853- Really?
5854- Absolutely.
5855
58561251
585700:58:58,952 --> 00:59:00,295
5858What
5859have you been up to?
5860
58611252
586200:59:00,495 --> 00:59:01,587
5863I'm going to go.
5864
58651253
586600:59:01,705 --> 00:59:02,797
5867No, no, wait!
5868
58691254
587000:59:03,165 --> 00:59:05,839
5871You were here first.
5872I'll leave. Sorry.
5873
58741255
587500:59:06,126 --> 00:59:07,799
5876One thing--quick question.
5877
58781256
587900:59:08,003 --> 00:59:09,971
5880If I was to invite
5881someone out to a really
5882
58831257
588400:59:10,088 --> 00:59:12,011
5885nice dinner around here,
5886where would I go?
5887
58881258
588900:59:12,340 --> 00:59:13,842
5890Urn...
5891
58921259
589300:59:14,301 --> 00:59:17,805
5894I wouldn't know. I spend
5895most of my time on campus.
5896
58971260
589800:59:18,013 --> 00:59:20,141
5899What? That's criminal!
5900
59011261
590200:59:20,348 --> 00:59:22,521
5903Has it occurred to you I
5904work hard for a reason, hmm?
5905
59061262
590700:59:23,643 --> 00:59:26,647
5908This may sound silly to you, but
5909I believe what we do here...
5910
59111263
591200:59:26,855 --> 00:59:28,357
5913...makes people's
5914lives better.
5915
59161264
591700:59:28,648 --> 00:59:31,492
5918That doesn't sound silly.
5919I think it's admirable.
5920
59211265
592200:59:31,693 --> 00:59:34,822
5923I'm just saying that sometimes
5924with all the work you can...
5925
59261266
592700:59:35,197 --> 00:59:37,495
5928...forget about the person
5929who matters most.
5930
59311267
593200:59:38,158 --> 00:59:42,208
5933Is this a nap pod or a convo pod?
5934Oh, that's right, it's a nap pod.
5935
59361268
593700:59:42,287 --> 00:59:44,164
5938Shh!
5939Yikes.
5940
59411269
594200:59:44,831 --> 00:59:47,209
5943- I know where you're going with this.
5944- You think...
5945
59461270
594700:59:47,501 --> 00:59:50,550
5948I'm some 30-year-old exec who
5949devoted her life to her career.
5950
59511271
595200:59:50,837 --> 00:59:55,217
5953And one day I'll wake up wanting more.
5954Stop me if I'm off base here.
5955
59561272
595700:59:56,843 --> 00:59:59,687
5958What else? That I can't
5959go on Facebook anymore...
5960
59611273
596200:59:59,888 --> 01:00:01,890
5963because it's only happy
5964couples gloating over
5965
59661274
596701:00:01,973 --> 01:00:04,692
5968perfect babies in socks
5969that look like sneakers?
5970
59711275
597201:00:04,893 --> 01:00:06,895
5973Oh, yeah,
5974the little Chuck Taylors.
5975
59761276
597701:00:07,187 --> 01:00:09,189
5978Only I'm ten years too late.
5979While I've been
5980
59811277
598201:00:09,356 --> 01:00:11,404
5983working, I missed
5984out on the bad dates...
5985
59861278
598701:00:11,691 --> 01:00:14,035
5988...and assholes and now
5989I'm running out of time.
5990
59911279
599201:00:15,195 --> 01:00:17,493
5993No one told me it was a
5994game of musical chairs.
5995
59961280
599701:00:17,572 --> 01:00:20,200
5998By the time I figured
5999it out, it was too late.
6000
60011281
600201:00:20,408 --> 01:00:21,830
6003Yeah.
6004
60051282
600601:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,208
6007Anyway...
6008
60091283
601001:00:25,705 --> 01:00:29,050
6011Anyway, is that what
6012you were going to say to me?
6013
60141284
601501:00:29,376 --> 01:00:31,424
6016No. I was going to suggest
6017you work harder.
6018
60191285
602001:00:31,711 --> 01:00:34,385
6021That you buckle down
6022and get to work.
6023
60241286
602501:00:34,589 --> 01:00:38,935
6026You can't change the world while
6027laying in a nap pod. But honestly...
6028
60291287
603001:00:39,219 --> 01:00:43,065
6031...if any of what you just said
6032applies even slightly to yourself...
6033
60341288
603501:00:43,265 --> 01:00:45,939
6036...you might think about
6037doing something about it.
6038
60391289
604001:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,899
6041That's coming from someone...
6042
60431290
604401:00:48,103 --> 01:00:51,778
6045...who wakes up in the morning, and first
6046thing on their calendar is regret.
6047
60481291
604901:00:52,065 --> 01:00:53,908
6050And that's
6051not a good feeling.
6052
60531292
605401:00:57,279 --> 01:00:58,781
6055Anyway, I should go.
6056
60571293
605801:00:59,072 --> 01:01:00,073
6059Thank you!
6060
60611294
606201:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,580
6063But before I do--
6064Oh, jeez!
6065
60661295
606701:01:02,909 --> 01:01:06,413
6068Just bear with me. I want to throw
6069down a challenge for you...
6070
60711296
607201:01:06,621 --> 01:01:08,623
6073...to go out to dinner
6074before I leave town.
6075
60761297
607701:01:08,915 --> 01:01:10,963
6078I'll tell you if
6079a window opens up.
6080
60811298
608201:01:11,251 --> 01:01:13,253
6083Great. And if it does,
6084don't minimize it.
6085
60861299
608701:01:13,378 --> 01:01:15,426
6088Don't click
6089the red X in the corner.
6090
60911300
609201:01:15,630 --> 01:01:17,303
6093See? I'm getting it.
6094
60951301
609601:01:17,757 --> 01:01:19,100
6097I get it.
6098
60991302
610001:01:20,927 --> 01:01:22,929
6101Shh, go back to sleep.
6102
61031303
610401:01:29,603 --> 01:01:30,775
6105Hey, Chetty!
6106
61071304
610801:01:31,771 --> 01:01:34,445
6109Pretty good effort
6110on the Quidditch field, huh?
6111
61121305
611301:01:34,774 --> 01:01:38,119
6114It was a game throwing
6115balls. And you lost.
6116
61171306
611801:01:38,361 --> 01:01:42,116
6119But we really rallied in the second half.
6120Kind of a spiritual victory.
6121
61221307
612301:01:42,282 --> 01:01:44,705
6124Perhaps you'll
6125land a spiritual job.
6126
61271308
612801:01:45,368 --> 01:01:47,541
6129You know,
6130the admissions committee
6131
61321309
613301:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,881
6134was split on you.
6135You made it by one vote.
6136
61371310
613801:01:50,123 --> 01:01:52,626
6139The deciding member thought
6140you showed promise.
6141
61421311
614301:01:52,959 --> 01:01:56,133
6144It's clear now
6145that he was wrong.
6146
61471312
614801:01:56,463 --> 01:01:59,467
6149Sometimes the long shots
6150pay off the biggest.
6151
61521313
615301:02:01,468 --> 01:02:02,640
6154Enjoy your pudding.
6155
61561314
615701:02:02,761 --> 01:02:03,978
6158I will.
6159
61601315
616101:02:04,804 --> 01:02:06,147
6162Oh! And Chetty?
6163
61641316
616501:02:06,806 --> 01:02:10,060
6166Not for nothing-- you can't
6167get me not to like you.
6168
61691317
617001:02:17,984 --> 01:02:20,032
6171Let's take this new
6172team spirit and apply it
6173
61741318
617501:02:20,153 --> 01:02:22,247
6176to this next app challenge.
6177We got this.
6178
61791319
618001:02:22,489 --> 01:02:24,332
6181It'd help
6182if we had an idea for one.
6183
61841320
618501:02:24,574 --> 01:02:27,418
6186You bet your sweet
6187ass it would, Stewie.
6188
61891321
619001:02:27,744 --> 01:02:28,916
6191No. Never Stewie.
6192
61931322
619401:02:29,162 --> 01:02:31,836
6195Perimeter breach
6196acknowledged, Stuart.
6197
61981323
619901:02:32,082 --> 01:02:34,255
6200It'll feel good
6201when he warms up to me.
6202
62031324
620401:02:34,584 --> 01:02:35,927
6205It's going to happen.
6206
62071325
620801:02:36,169 --> 01:02:39,173
6209I'll break you down like a
6210two-by-four, bronco. Watch me.
6211
62121326
621301:02:39,422 --> 01:02:41,265
6214Let's brainstorm this puppy.
6215
62161327
621701:02:41,591 --> 01:02:43,844
6218Put the coffee in the pot
6219and let it percolate!
6220
62211328
622201:02:44,094 --> 01:02:46,438
6223Let's explore what apps
6224have been most popular.
6225
62261329
622701:02:46,638 --> 01:02:47,639
6228Go backwards
6229to go forwards!
6230
62311330
623201:02:47,847 --> 01:02:51,021
6233Oh, and we can bin it. Categorize
6234needle-movers by user.
6235
62361331
623701:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,353
6238Do what?
6239
62401332
624101:02:52,435 --> 01:02:54,779
6242Hit it by function
6243and user. Two-prong.
6244
62451333
624601:02:55,021 --> 01:02:56,523
6247Taking out the shield
6248generator on the forest moon
6249
62501334
625101:02:56,606 --> 01:02:58,779
6252of Endor and fighting
6253with Admiral Ackbar.
6254
62551335
625601:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,368
6257It's not a trap!
6258
62591336
626001:03:00,610 --> 01:03:03,284
6261Guys, I don't want to kill
6262the momentum or the mojo...
6263
62641337
626501:03:03,613 --> 01:03:06,958
6266...but needles and categories,
6267they don't use apps.
6268
62691338
627001:03:07,284 --> 01:03:08,661
6271People use apps.
6272
62731339
627401:03:08,868 --> 01:03:11,371
6275So I have an idea.
6276People take pictures, right?
6277
62781340
627901:03:11,454 --> 01:03:12,626
6280They have their phones out,
6281they see something,
6282
62831341
628401:03:12,706 --> 01:03:16,427
6285take it, but then the photo's
6286just sitting there.
6287
62881342
628901:03:16,501 --> 01:03:18,219
6290What if they take that
6291photo and instantaneously
6292
62931343
629401:03:18,295 --> 01:03:21,390
6295put it out on the line and
6296share it with friends?
6297
62981344
629901:03:21,464 --> 01:03:23,808
6300That's Instagram.
6301it already exists.
6302
63031345
630401:03:23,883 --> 01:03:25,601
6305It's one of the most popular
6306apps in the world.
6307
63081346
630901:03:25,677 --> 01:03:28,556
6310Facebook bought it
6311for a billion dollars.
6312
63131347
631401:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,148
6315Oh, no, no,
6316mine's very different.
6317
63181348
631901:03:30,390 --> 01:03:32,233
6320How is yours
6321"very different"?
6322
63231349
632401:03:32,475 --> 01:03:34,773
6325In mine, you put
6326the photo out on the line.
6327
63281350
632901:03:34,853 --> 01:03:36,070
6330"Online".
6331
63321351
633301:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,819
6334A photo exchange
6335on the line.
6336
63371352
633801:03:38,064 --> 01:03:39,065
6339That's Instagram.
6340
63411353
634201:03:39,316 --> 01:03:41,410
6343Mine has social sharing on the line.
6344Online.
6345
63461354
634701:03:41,651 --> 01:03:44,746
6348When you keep saying "on the
6349line", do you mean "online"?
6350
63511355
635201:03:44,988 --> 01:03:48,913
6353Stuart, don't do that! He's got
6354a million dollar idea there!
6355
63561356
635701:03:49,159 --> 01:03:50,411
6358Billion dollar idea.
6359
63601357
636101:03:50,535 --> 01:03:51,752
6362Even better! Let him flow.
6363
63641358
636501:03:51,911 --> 01:03:53,254
6366You can't bring me down,
6367I'm too positive.
6368
63691359
637001:03:53,413 --> 01:03:56,166
6371Let me share something with you.
6372Nah.
6373
63741360
637501:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,752
6376Come. I'll explain in
6377a way that's visual.
6378
63791361
638001:03:59,002 --> 01:04:00,094
6381He's bigger than you.
6382Be careful.
6383
63841362
638501:04:00,337 --> 01:04:01,714
6386So you're out there,
6387you take a photo.
6388
63891363
639001:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,719
6391Pretend. Go ahead.
6392
63931364
639401:04:05,925 --> 01:04:08,019
6395So you take that photo,
6396put it on the line...
6397
63981365
639901:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,095
6400Online.
6401
64021366
640301:04:09,179 --> 01:04:12,023
6404Put it on Twitter, whatever you want.
6405That's lnstagram.
6406
64071367
640801:04:12,265 --> 01:04:13,687
6409That is lnstagram.
6410100%.
6411
64121368
641301:04:13,933 --> 01:04:14,934
6414I get it.
6415
64161369
641701:04:15,018 --> 01:04:16,110
6418We're not dummies!
6419
64201370
642101:04:16,186 --> 01:04:18,860
6422Point taken. Now
6423let's go with my concept.
6424
64251371
642601:04:19,189 --> 01:04:22,489
6427You've taken
6428a photo instantaneously
6429
64301372
643101:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,194
6432or not instantaneously
6433and then...
6434
64351373
643601:04:24,527 --> 01:04:27,451
6437...you take those and send
6438those out on the line.
6439
64401374
644101:04:27,697 --> 01:04:28,698
6442Online.
6443
64441375
644501:04:28,948 --> 01:04:32,122
6446You don't have to say shit!
6447You just say...
6448
64491376
645001:04:32,369 --> 01:04:35,464
6451..."l like that photo" and share
6452that photo on the line...
6453
64541377
645501:04:35,705 --> 01:04:36,797
6456Online.
6457
64581378
645901:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,884
6460Now everyone's
6461exchanging photos!
6462
64631379
646401:04:40,126 --> 01:04:43,721
6465And that's why the photos being
6466shared on the line will be known...
6467
64681380
646901:04:44,047 --> 01:04:45,720
6470...as Exchangeagram!
6471
64721381
647301:04:45,965 --> 01:04:48,468
6474Holy shitballs, Billy, we
6475don't have time for this!
6476
64771382
647801:04:48,718 --> 01:04:51,562
6479Hello, fellow interns!
6480Graham Hawtrey here.
6481
64821383
648301:04:51,805 --> 01:04:54,228
6484I've attached
6485a link to our app...
6486
64871384
648801:04:54,474 --> 01:04:57,148
6489...which has already been
6490downloaded 230 times. Booyah!
6491
64921385
649301:04:59,229 --> 01:05:01,197
6494We're going to lose
6495another challenge.
6496
64971386
649801:05:01,272 --> 01:05:03,570
6499We won't get these jobs. Our
6500lives are basically ruined.
6501
65021387
650301:05:03,817 --> 01:05:05,990
6504Hold on.
6505Your life isn't ruined.
6506
65071388
650801:05:06,319 --> 01:05:09,414
6509You guys are 21. You have your
6510whole life in front of you.
6511
65121389
651301:05:09,656 --> 01:05:11,408
6514Do you know what
6515it's like to be 21 now?
6516
65171390
651801:05:11,825 --> 01:05:14,499
6519A quarter of the kids coming
6520out of college can't get jobs.
6521
65221391
652301:05:14,744 --> 01:05:17,588
6524That's correct. Mother says
6525you can work hard and...
6526
65271392
652801:05:17,831 --> 01:05:18,753
6529...go to the right school
6530but nothing is
6531
65321393
653301:05:18,832 --> 01:05:21,676
6534guaranteed anymore.
6535That's life.
6536
65371394
653801:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,261
6539These guys are right.
6540
65411395
654201:05:23,503 --> 01:05:25,597
6543The whole American Dream
6544thing you guys
6545
65461396
654701:05:25,672 --> 01:05:28,516
6548grew up on, that's
6549all it is now--a dream.
6550
65511397
655201:05:28,758 --> 01:05:30,510
6553You're too young
6554to be this cynical!
6555
65561398
655701:05:30,677 --> 01:05:32,429
6558You really see
6559the world this way?
6560
65611399
656201:05:32,679 --> 01:05:36,354
6563That's not how we see it. It's
6564just the way things are now.
6565
65661400
656701:05:38,351 --> 01:05:39,853
6568That's it. Everybody up.
6569
65701401
657101:05:40,186 --> 01:05:41,859
6572Breath-of-fresh-air time.
6573
65741402
657501:05:42,105 --> 01:05:43,448
6576We have work to do.
6577
65781403
657901:05:43,523 --> 01:05:45,116
6580No, no, no, no, no. Uh-uh.
6581Uh-uh.
6582
65831404
658401:05:45,191 --> 01:05:49,037
6585We're taking it to the street.
6586We'll get our heads right...
6587
65881405
658901:05:49,279 --> 01:05:50,622
6590...so we can work
6591as a team.
6592
65931406
659401:05:50,864 --> 01:05:52,366
6595What about the app?
6596This is bigger than an app.
6597
65981407
659901:05:52,615 --> 01:05:54,959
6600And we have
6601something pretty terrific
6602
66031408
660401:05:55,034 --> 01:05:56,627
6605in our back pocket
6606with Exchangeagram.
6607
66081409
660901:05:56,870 --> 01:05:58,622
6610Just let it marinate.
6611
66121410
661301:05:58,913 --> 01:06:00,256
6614Yeah, that's a winner.
6615
66161411
661701:06:00,540 --> 01:06:03,293
6618Time to light it up
6619forever and never go to sleep.
6620
66211412
662201:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,968
6623Can we talk about this
6624online/on the line thing?
6625
66261413
662701:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,552
6628We're gonna
6629follow the morons.
6630
66311414
663201:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,404
6633...and she says "Wait a
6634minute, that's not a duck!"
6635
66361415
663701:06:36,576 --> 01:06:39,580
6638My friend here says there's a
6639dance club down the street that's great.
6640
66411416
664201:06:39,871 --> 01:06:42,715
6643You're shitting me.
6644Come on, let's hit it!
6645
66461417
664701:07:18,743 --> 01:07:20,791
6648Are you sure
6649he said "dance club"?
6650
66511418
665201:07:21,371 --> 01:07:23,794
6653I was rocking Mandarin,
6654he was rocking Cantonese.
6655
66561419
665701:07:23,957 --> 01:07:29,214
6658Something clearly got confused.
6659But I say, happy accident.
6660
66611420
666201:07:31,297 --> 01:07:33,015
6663Show you to your table?
6664
66651421
666601:07:37,053 --> 01:07:39,397
6667Great big world
6668out there, my friend,
6669
66701422
667101:07:39,472 --> 01:07:41,600
6672just three inches up,
6673I beg you.
6674
66751423
667601:07:43,893 --> 01:07:45,190
6677Any questions?
6678
66791424
668001:07:46,646 --> 01:07:48,114
6681Oh! Ooh!
6682
66831425
668401:07:48,481 --> 01:07:51,485
6685Holy shit, that's deep.
6686
66871426
668801:07:54,487 --> 01:07:56,660
6689I think that's
6690our cue. Here we go.
6691
66921427
669301:07:57,991 --> 01:07:59,664
6694Come on!
6695
66961428
669701:07:59,951 --> 01:08:02,545
6698This is good. It's totally cool.
6699It's great. Ahem!
6700
67011429
670201:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,167
6703You okay, firecracker?
6704
67051430
670601:08:04,539 --> 01:08:07,634
6707What? Yeah! Totally!
6708This is my jam.
6709
67101431
671101:08:08,042 --> 01:08:09,715
6712This here is my shit.
6713
67141432
671501:08:10,003 --> 01:08:12,256
6716I know, but if you
6717don't want to be here,
6718
67191433
672001:08:12,338 --> 01:08:15,683
6721we'll grab the guys by their little
6722boners and go back on the bus.
6723
67241434
672501:08:16,009 --> 01:08:19,013
6726No, no, don't do that.
6727Don't. It's just...
6728
67291435
673001:08:19,846 --> 01:08:22,190
6731...I've only read
6732about this stuff, okay?
6733
67341436
673501:08:22,932 --> 01:08:26,357
6736Craigslist casual encounters.
6737"Twilight" fan fiction. Hentai.
6738
67391437
674001:08:26,561 --> 01:08:27,562
6741What's Hentai?
6742
67431438
674401:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,940
6745Japanese comic books where
6746women get penetrated
6747
67481439
674901:08:31,024 --> 01:08:32,196
6750by octopus tentacles.
6751
67521440
675301:08:32,609 --> 01:08:34,532
6754Oh!Ah!
6755
67561441
675701:08:34,944 --> 01:08:36,287
6758Look, it's just...
6759
67601442
676101:08:36,613 --> 01:08:39,287
6762...I have imagined everything.
6763It's just...
6764
67651443
676601:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,539
6767...I've never done anything.
6768
67691444
677001:08:41,618 --> 01:08:43,620
6771Your secret's safe with us.
6772
67731445
677401:08:43,953 --> 01:08:48,129
6775And for what it's worth,
6776your imagination is so wild...
6777
67781446
677901:08:48,374 --> 01:08:51,218
6780...reality will be a breeze,
6781if not a letdown.
6782
67831447
678401:08:52,503 --> 01:08:55,052
6785Thanks. Show you to
6786your table, cutie?
6787
67881448
678901:09:15,068 --> 01:09:16,069
6790BILLY AND NICKI Let's go!
6791
67921449
679301:09:16,361 --> 01:09:18,034
6794About time
6795this group had a night.
6796
67971450
679801:09:18,237 --> 01:09:20,239
6799Let the good times roll!
6800
68011451
680201:09:21,741 --> 01:09:24,415
6803Here you go.
6804Bottoms up, Yo-Yo.
6805
68061452
680701:09:24,744 --> 01:09:25,745
6808Oh, I can't.
6809
68101453
681101:09:26,037 --> 01:09:27,539
6812Why? You're 21, right?
6813
68141454
681501:09:27,747 --> 01:09:30,626
6816Yeah, but my morn says
6817alcohol numbs the brain.
6818
68191455
682001:09:30,958 --> 01:09:33,507
6821I'm not saying a shot of
6822tequila is the first step
6823
68241456
682501:09:33,586 --> 01:09:35,133
6826on the journey
6827to self-respect...
6828
68291457
683001:09:35,380 --> 01:09:39,726
6831...but maybe it's a step in
6832the right direction. Maybe?
6833
68341458
683501:09:40,968 --> 01:09:42,311
6836Your call.
6837
68381459
683901:09:42,553 --> 01:09:43,725
6840One shot.
6841
68421460
684301:09:44,722 --> 01:09:45,723
6844Bang it, Yo!
6845
68461461
684701:09:47,141 --> 01:09:48,939
6848To the night
6849you'll never remember!
6850
68511462
685201:10:00,780 --> 01:10:02,908
6853Yeah!
6854
68551463
685601:10:03,491 --> 01:10:04,834
6857He's getting down!
6858
68591464
686001:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,342
6861Look what
6862we got cooking here.
6863
68641465
686501:10:22,969 --> 01:10:25,813
6866Exchangeagram
6867moment, bitches!
6868
68691466
687001:10:28,725 --> 01:10:30,398
6871Ready for your
6872first lap dance?
6873
68741467
687501:10:30,643 --> 01:10:32,737
6876Are you kidding?
6877Yo-Yo stays ready
6878
68791468
688001:10:32,812 --> 01:10:34,155
6881so he doesn't
6882have to get ready.
6883
68841469
688501:10:34,397 --> 01:10:37,571
6886This is Tapioca. She's studying
6887to be a dental assistant.
6888
68891470
689001:10:37,900 --> 01:10:38,992
6891Enjoy!
6892
68931471
689401:10:48,327 --> 01:10:50,079
6895It happens
6896all the time.
6897
68981472
689901:10:50,163 --> 01:10:51,790
6900Some would say
6901it's the point.
6902
69031473
690401:10:56,794 --> 01:10:58,842
6905It's all good.
6906
69071474
690801:10:58,921 --> 01:11:02,175
6909Might want to double up
6910on the underwear next time.
6911
69121475
691301:11:06,929 --> 01:11:10,650
6914I got to tell you, the
6915reboot time is impressive.
6916
69171476
691801:11:11,225 --> 01:11:12,522
6919Trifecta.
6920
69211477
692201:11:13,186 --> 01:11:14,278
6923Cheers, bud.
6924
69251478
692601:11:14,353 --> 01:11:15,479
6927Cheers, cheers.
6928
69291479
693001:11:44,008 --> 01:11:45,305
6931No way!
6932
69331480
693401:11:45,635 --> 01:11:46,807
6935Hi.
6936
69371481
693801:11:47,804 --> 01:11:49,477
6939Is that your dance
6940teacher from Google?
6941
69421482
694301:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,983
6944Go talk to her.
6945
69461483
694701:11:52,308 --> 01:11:55,812
6948Yeah, fo shizzle,
6949I'll just go up and I'm like...
6950
69511484
695201:11:56,062 --> 01:11:57,735
6953..."Want to join
6954the Lyle High Club?"
6955
69561485
695701:11:57,980 --> 01:12:01,075
6958Lyle, sometimes the most radical
6959move is to just be yourself.
6960
69611486
696201:12:02,485 --> 01:12:04,487
6963And I really like
6964the real Lyle.
6965
69661487
696701:12:04,821 --> 01:12:06,073
6968Yeah?
6969
69701488
697101:12:06,155 --> 01:12:07,202
6972Yeah.
6973
69741489
697501:12:08,157 --> 01:12:09,909
6976Go on,
6977you're burning daylight!
6978
69791490
698001:12:12,912 --> 01:12:14,255
6981Let's do this.
6982
69831491
698401:12:22,088 --> 01:12:23,180
6985Hi.
6986
69871492
698801:12:23,422 --> 01:12:25,299
6989Hi.
6990Hi.
6991
69921493
699301:12:25,925 --> 01:12:27,643
6994Hi.
6995Hi.
6996
69971494
699801:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,057
6999Hi.
7000
70011495
700201:12:29,136 --> 01:12:32,310
7003You were really good up there.
7004I mean, that was amazing!
7005
70061496
700701:12:32,598 --> 01:12:34,271
7008Not in like a sexual way.
7009
70101497
701101:12:34,475 --> 01:12:35,476
7012Kind of in a sexual way.
7013
70141498
701501:12:35,768 --> 01:12:40,114
7016You're very talented. Everything you
7017do is special is what I'm saying.
7018
70191499
702001:12:40,314 --> 01:12:42,112
7021I'm just so embarrassed.
7022
70231500
702401:12:42,316 --> 01:12:44,819
7025You're emb-- Are you kidding?
7026Now we're even...
7027
70281501
702901:12:45,069 --> 01:12:46,912
7030...because dancing in
7031your class at Google was
7032
70331502
703401:12:46,988 --> 01:12:49,491
7035one of the most embarrassing
7036moments of my life.
7037
70381503
703901:12:50,741 --> 01:12:54,086
7040If it helps, I don't remember
7041anything specifically awful.
7042
70431504
704401:12:54,287 --> 01:12:57,131
7045Oh, poop.
7046You don't remember.
7047
70481505
704901:12:57,415 --> 01:12:59,588
7050That means we're not even.
7051
70521506
705301:12:59,792 --> 01:13:03,262
7054There's only one very
7055unfortunate way to fix that.
7056
70571507
705801:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,798
7059Oh?
7060
70611508
706201:13:09,260 --> 01:13:11,638
7063That is burned in my memory.
7064You can stop.
7065
70661509
706701:13:12,096 --> 01:13:16,772
7068How about I stop if and only
7069if I can buy you a drink?
7070
70711510
707201:13:17,435 --> 01:13:19,062
7073I would love that.
7074
70751511
707601:13:19,979 --> 01:13:22,152
7077Yeah'? Shots?
7078Yeah.
7079
70801512
708101:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,321
7082Yes. Shots.
7083Shots.
7084
70851513
708601:14:06,484 --> 01:14:09,283
7087I love teaching at Google,
7088but it's only part-time
7089
70901514
709101:14:09,362 --> 01:14:10,864
7092and doesn't cover my
7093tuition, so I augment.
7094
70951515
709601:14:11,155 --> 01:14:13,874
7097No, don't augment. You're
7098perfect the way you are!
7099
71001516
710101:14:14,784 --> 01:14:15,876
7102Can I get a dance?
7103
71041517
710501:14:16,369 --> 01:14:17,541
7106Not now.
7107Look, bitch...
7108
71091518
711001:14:17,954 --> 01:14:19,456
7111...I don't know
7112who this geek is,
7113
71141519
711501:14:19,538 --> 01:14:21,586
7116but I spent a shitload
7117of dinero here,
7118
71191520
712001:14:21,666 --> 01:14:22,667
7121and I expect to nut.
7122
71231521
712401:14:23,084 --> 01:14:26,258
7125Yeah, no, I'm totally
7126a geek, Biff Tannen.
7127
71281522
712901:14:26,504 --> 01:14:27,596
7130Who's Biff Tannen?
7131
71321523
713301:14:27,838 --> 01:14:30,512
7134You're Biff from "Back
7135to the Future", right?
7136
71371524
713801:14:30,675 --> 01:14:31,676
7139Want to take
7140this outside?
7141
71421525
714301:14:32,009 --> 01:14:34,262
7144No, I'd rather stay here
7145and talk to the pretty girl.
7146
71471526
714801:14:34,512 --> 01:14:35,855
7149Let's rock, not talk.
7150
71511527
715201:14:36,013 --> 01:14:37,014
7153Hey, man.
7154
71551528
715601:14:37,264 --> 01:14:38,436
7157Is there a problem?
7158
71591529
716001:14:38,683 --> 01:14:41,106
7161It looks like somebody needs
7162their way older brothers
7163
71641530
716501:14:41,185 --> 01:14:42,402
7166to fight for him, huh?
7167
71681531
716901:14:43,270 --> 01:14:45,614
7170Oh, it's
7171the United Colors of Nerd!
7172
71731532
717401:14:45,940 --> 01:14:47,533
7175Do you all work together?
7176
71771533
717801:14:47,775 --> 01:14:49,869
7179I'm going to go out on a limb
7180and say it's a tech company.
7181
71821534
718301:14:49,944 --> 01:14:51,446
7184Free cereal
7185and ugly people.
7186
71871535
718801:14:51,529 --> 01:14:52,576
7189Oh! Whoa! Hey!
7190
71911536
719201:14:52,780 --> 01:14:56,080
7193Come on, take it easy! Is
7194this the Jets and the Sharks?
7195
71961537
719701:14:56,367 --> 01:14:57,584
7198Why don't you guys
7199head that way
7200
72011538
720201:14:57,660 --> 01:14:59,788
7203and we'll head that way and
7204never the twain shall meet.
7205
72061539
720701:14:59,870 --> 01:15:00,871
7208Have a great night.
7209
72101540
721101:15:01,539 --> 01:15:02,916
7212That's a good idea.
7213
72141541
721501:15:19,223 --> 01:15:21,646
7216My mother hits
7217harder than you!
7218
72191542
722001:15:23,769 --> 01:15:25,362
7221Down goes stranger!
7222
72231543
722401:15:27,481 --> 01:15:29,324
7225What's up?
7226Oh, shit.
7227
72281544
722901:15:29,650 --> 01:15:31,323
7230If I see you again,
7231I'll kill you!
7232
72331545
723401:15:31,402 --> 01:15:32,995
7235Hide your kids!
7236Hide your wife!
7237
72381546
723901:15:34,155 --> 01:15:35,407
7240That's how you party!
7241
72421547
724301:15:38,826 --> 01:15:42,171
7244We're too hot to party! That's
7245why they got to kick us out!
7246
72471548
724801:15:42,413 --> 01:15:44,791
7249'Cause they're gonna
7250call the fire department!
7251
72521549
725301:15:44,957 --> 01:15:46,675
7254Bring it outside to party!
7255
72561550
725701:15:48,919 --> 01:15:50,421
7258Look at that view!
7259
72601551
726101:15:51,005 --> 01:15:54,726
7262You're not gonna see that on your 4-inch screen.
7263You got to look up.
7264
72651552
726601:15:56,260 --> 01:15:59,890
7267Buddy, you were an animal
7268out there tonight!
7269
72701553
727101:16:00,681 --> 01:16:02,854
7272You were.
7273Did you have a good time?
7274
72751554
727601:16:03,059 --> 01:16:04,732
7277Yeah, it was all right.
7278
72791555
728001:16:04,894 --> 01:16:06,567
7281"It was all right."
7282Why do you do that?
7283
72841556
728501:16:06,854 --> 01:16:08,197
7286What do you mean?
7287Do what?
7288
72891557
729001:16:08,856 --> 01:16:11,826
7291Lowball me like that!
7292I'm not going to take away...
7293
72941558
729501:16:11,901 --> 01:16:12,993
7296...your cool guy card if
7297you admit you give a shit
7298
72991559
730001:16:13,069 --> 01:16:17,245
7301about something or, God
7302forbid, had a great time.
7303
73041560
730501:16:20,659 --> 01:16:22,411
7306Um... All right,
7307it was fun.
7308
73091561
731001:16:22,661 --> 01:16:24,004
7311Stewie...
7312
73131562
731401:16:24,663 --> 01:16:26,256
7315What?
7316Come on!
7317
73181563
731901:16:26,499 --> 01:16:28,922
7320You want me to say it was
7321the best night of my life?
7322
73231564
732401:16:29,168 --> 01:16:30,841
7325Only if it's true.
7326
73271565
732801:16:34,173 --> 01:16:36,267
7329Okay, it was
7330the best night of my life.
7331
73321566
733301:16:37,343 --> 01:16:39,516
7334My Noogler! Come here!
7335
73361567
733701:16:39,845 --> 01:16:41,188
7338My Noogler.
7339
73401568
734101:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,350
7342I don't believe there
7343hasn't been one boyfriend.
7344
73451569
734601:16:44,683 --> 01:16:47,527
7347Nope. That's embarrassing.
7348
73491570
735001:16:48,187 --> 01:16:51,691
7351It's nothing to be embarrassed of.
7352You have plenty of time.
7353
73541571
735501:16:52,358 --> 01:16:53,951
7356I mean,
7357you're the whole package.
7358
73591572
736001:16:54,777 --> 01:16:57,872
7361You're beautiful. You're smart.
7362You have great teeth.
7363
73641573
736501:16:58,197 --> 01:17:02,873
7366You do. Unbelievable choppers
7367on the old girl, I mean it!
7368
73691574
737001:17:03,202 --> 01:17:05,830
7371And terrific shoes. I'm
7372always excited to see
7373
73741575
737501:17:05,913 --> 01:17:08,211
7376what kind of get-up you're
7377going to throw together.
7378
73791576
738001:17:08,290 --> 01:17:09,337
7381That part's true.
7382
73831577
738401:17:09,416 --> 01:17:11,134
7385It is true. A lot of
7386great things going on.
7387
73881578
738901:17:11,377 --> 01:17:14,301
7390Some guy will find himself
7391very lucky to be next to you.
7392
73931579
739401:17:15,047 --> 01:17:16,139
7395I'm not so sure.
7396
73971580
739801:17:16,298 --> 01:17:17,390
7399Well, I am.
7400
74011581
740201:17:17,716 --> 01:17:19,718
7403And I've been
7404around a little bit.
7405
74061582
740701:17:20,719 --> 01:17:22,062
7408I'm positive.
7409
74101583
741101:17:28,227 --> 01:17:31,731
7412Hot thing, hot
7413thing Hot thing, what up with it?
7414
74151584
741601:17:33,065 --> 01:17:36,740
7417Lyle! Looks like you hit it
7418off with Saffron tonight.
7419
74201585
742101:17:37,069 --> 01:17:38,491
7422I'm texting her
7423that I love her
7424
74251586
742601:17:38,654 --> 01:17:40,076
7427and sending
7428a picture I just took...
7429
74301587
743101:17:40,322 --> 01:17:43,496
7432...of little Lyle when he made pee in the bushes.
7433Look, he's winking.
7434
74351588
743601:17:44,410 --> 01:17:48,665
7437Lyle, that's a horrible idea. Don't do that.
7438You're drunk off your ass.
7439
74401589
744101:17:48,914 --> 01:17:52,088
7442I appreciate your concern, but
7443I'm flying, baby.
7444
74451590
744601:17:52,585 --> 01:17:55,589
7447Lyle, you're not flying.
7448Look, what's 17 squared?
7449
74501591
745101:17:55,921 --> 01:17:57,423
7452289, why?
7453
74541592
745501:17:57,673 --> 01:18:00,017
7456Give me a harder
7457question than that.
7458
74591593
746001:18:00,259 --> 01:18:02,432
7461Try, uh, maybe
7462square root of seventeen.
7463
74641594
746501:18:02,678 --> 01:18:03,850
74664.23 maybe?
7467
74681595
746901:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,025
7470That's the app. That's
7471the app we should do.
7472
74731596
747401:18:08,684 --> 01:18:11,813
7475A quiz question you
7476have to answer before
7477
74781597
747901:18:11,896 --> 01:18:13,694
7480you can send a drunk text or
7481a drunk email or phone call.
7482
74831598
748401:18:13,939 --> 01:18:15,941
7485Something to protect
7486you from yourself.
7487
74881599
748901:18:16,192 --> 01:18:17,535
7490That's good.
7491Can we do that?
7492
74931600
749401:18:17,776 --> 01:18:18,777
7495Hells, yeah!
7496
74971601
749801:18:19,028 --> 01:18:20,951
7499Are you shitting me?
7500I could program
7501
75021602
750301:18:21,030 --> 01:18:24,034
7504the shit out of that
7505on the bus ride home.
7506
75071603
750801:18:24,283 --> 01:18:26,957
7509I'll take that as an overwhelming yes!
7510Come on!
7511
75121604
751301:18:27,286 --> 01:18:28,287
7514Let's get back to HQ!
7515
75161605
751701:18:28,370 --> 01:18:29,462
7518Wait.
7519
75201606
752101:18:29,538 --> 01:18:32,792
7522Let's stay five more minutes.
7523Enjoy the view a little more.
7524
75251607
752601:18:34,335 --> 01:18:35,678
7527NICKI All right.
7528
75291608
753001:18:36,962 --> 01:18:38,464
7531Wow. Yeah.
7532
75331609
753401:18:54,897 --> 01:18:58,401
7535The whole world looks like
7536a giant pinwheel of death.
7537
75381610
753901:18:58,692 --> 01:19:00,535
7540Price of making
7541memories, Stewie.
7542
75431611
754401:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,905
7545I think my liver hurts.
7546
75471612
754801:19:03,239 --> 01:19:05,583
7549Astonishingly,
7550your app...
7551
75521613
755301:19:06,033 --> 01:19:08,877
7554received ten times more downloads
7555than any other team's.
7556
75571614
755801:19:10,537 --> 01:19:12,881
7559It appears you won
7560your first challenge.
7561
75621615
756301:19:13,082 --> 01:19:14,083
7564How about it?!
7565
75661616
756701:19:14,708 --> 01:19:15,709
7568Congratulations.
7569
75701617
757101:19:15,918 --> 01:19:17,261
7572Come on, baby!
7573
75741618
757501:19:17,544 --> 01:19:18,921
7576The lead!
7577
75781619
757901:19:20,756 --> 01:19:22,258
7580Oh, easy there, big guy.
7581
75821620
758301:19:24,385 --> 01:19:25,887
7584He gets overexcited.
7585
75861621
758701:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,105
7588Lovely.
7589
75901622
759101:19:28,931 --> 01:19:30,274
7592Let it out.
7593
75941623
759501:19:30,724 --> 01:19:32,101
7596Let it out, little feller.
7597
75981624
759901:20:19,148 --> 01:20:21,992
7600Our Professor X was
7601way meaner than this guy.
7602
76031625
760401:20:23,527 --> 01:20:25,200
7605It wasn't funny at the time.
7606
76071626
760801:20:33,037 --> 01:20:37,133
7609What I'm doing is supercharging
7610my CSS and HTML skills...
7611
76121627
761301:20:37,374 --> 01:20:39,217
7614...'cause you can do
7615both simultaneously.
7616
76171628
761801:20:39,460 --> 01:20:40,803
7619HTML5, right?
7620
76211629
762201:20:41,045 --> 01:20:44,470
7623That's one step beyond
7624the HTML5 they mentioned
7625
76261630
762701:20:44,548 --> 01:20:46,050
7628the other day with
7629the CSS3, remember?
7630
76311631
763201:20:46,258 --> 01:20:47,384
7633No.
7634
76351632
763601:20:47,468 --> 01:20:49,721
7637When writing code,
7638you have your choice
7639
76401633
764101:20:49,845 --> 01:20:52,143
7642of a number of editors,
7643such as...
7644
76451634
764601:20:52,389 --> 01:20:54,062
7647Emacs,
7648nano and vi, of course.
7649
76501635
765101:20:54,308 --> 01:20:55,651
7652What does that mean?
7653
76541636
765501:20:55,893 --> 01:20:58,737
7656They have syntax highlighting
7657and autocomplete. Questions?
7658
76591637
766001:21:01,565 --> 01:21:04,034
7661It occurred to me,
7662why not use Emacs
7663
76641638
766501:21:04,109 --> 01:21:06,578
7666rather than vi as the
7667default editor for Ubuntu?
7668
76691639
767001:21:07,488 --> 01:21:10,412
7671That's actually
7672a very good thought, Nick.
7673
76741640
767501:21:10,657 --> 01:21:11,749
7676Thank you.
7677
76781641
767901:21:11,992 --> 01:21:15,496
7680Vi versus Emacs is a
7681constant debate. Moving on.
7682
76831642
768401:21:30,928 --> 01:21:32,100
7685Sammy!
7686
76871643
768801:21:32,930 --> 01:21:34,432
7689Did you forget an insult?
7690
76911644
769201:21:34,681 --> 01:21:38,185
7693Billy, you magnificent son of a bitch!
7694How's unemployment?
7695
76961645
769701:21:38,435 --> 01:21:39,607
7698Come work for me.
7699
77001646
770101:21:39,853 --> 01:21:41,696
7702Sammy, I thought
7703you retired.
7704
77051647
770601:21:41,939 --> 01:21:46,285
7707I did, Nicky, but I have stumbled
7708onto King Solomon's Mines.
7709
77101648
771101:21:46,610 --> 01:21:48,954
7712Two words:
7713motorized scooters.
7714
77151649
771601:21:49,279 --> 01:21:51,532
7717Go to Modesto,
7718check out old age homes.
7719
77201650
772101:21:51,782 --> 01:21:53,455
7722Ah, Sammy,
7723we have a gig.
7724
77251651
772601:21:53,700 --> 01:21:54,792
7727We have a new gig.
7728
77291652
773001:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,036
7731We're interns at Google.
7732
77331653
773401:21:56,370 --> 01:21:58,418
7735Interns at Google?
7736Who are you kidding?
7737
77381654
773901:21:58,497 --> 01:22:01,000
7740You're salesmen!
7741This is a sales gig.
7742
77431655
774401:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,209
7745It's a job.
7746
77471656
774801:22:02,376 --> 01:22:04,720
7749We've had jobs.
7750We're building a future.
7751
77521657
775301:22:05,003 --> 01:22:07,847
7754And I'm trying to get hard on my
7755own, but the Cialis is a guarantee.
7756
77571658
775801:22:08,048 --> 01:22:11,222
7759You finish this "internship",
7760who knows what will happen?
7761
77621659
776301:22:11,510 --> 01:22:13,558
7764Exactly. Who
7765knows what will happen'?
7766
77671660
776801:22:13,846 --> 01:22:15,564
7769That's what I said.
7770Why are you repeating me?
7771
77721661
777301:22:15,848 --> 01:22:17,521
7774Shh! Time for baby
7775to go night-night.
7776
77771662
777801:22:17,724 --> 01:22:19,522
7779Billy, you're cutting out.
7780
77811663
778201:22:19,893 --> 01:22:21,236
7783That felt great.
7784
77851664
778601:22:25,399 --> 01:22:26,821
7787I'll catch up
7788with you later, okay?
7789
77901665
779101:22:26,942 --> 01:22:28,410
7792Okay. See you in a bit.
7793
77941666
779501:22:29,820 --> 01:22:33,324
7796If this is being a workaholic,
7797maybe I should get a glass.
7798
77991667
780001:22:33,574 --> 01:22:36,248
7801I have fifteen minutes
7802until my next meeting.
7803
78041668
780501:22:36,493 --> 01:22:39,337
7806You know how we were
7807talking about regret, and--
7808
78091669
781001:22:39,663 --> 01:22:41,336
7811You were talking
7812about regret.
7813
78141670
781501:22:41,540 --> 01:22:44,714
7816I don't want to add
7817not asking you out to
7818
78191671
782001:22:44,793 --> 01:22:46,545
7821that list, because that
7822credit card is maxed out.
7823
78241672
782501:22:47,004 --> 01:22:50,679
7826So can we establish you are, in
7827fact, asking me out on a date?
7828
78291673
783001:22:51,008 --> 01:22:53,761
7831Yes. And I figure I'm such
7832a mountain of mistakes
7833
78341674
783501:22:53,844 --> 01:22:55,846
7836that going outwith me
7837just once this evening...
7838
78391675
784001:22:56,096 --> 01:22:58,224
7841...will be like
7842packing ten years of
7843
78441676
784501:22:58,348 --> 01:23:00,521
7846bad experiences
7847into one night.
7848
78491677
785001:23:00,809 --> 01:23:01,810
7851Okay. Fine.
7852
78531678
785401:23:02,352 --> 01:23:04,025
7855L-m saying yes Yes?
7856
78571679
785801:23:04,313 --> 01:23:05,986
7859Great.
7860I'm in.
7861
78621680
786301:23:06,857 --> 01:23:08,029
7864I'll leave you to it.
7865
78661681
786701:23:08,317 --> 01:23:09,694
7868Okay. Tonight.
7869
78701682
787101:23:15,657 --> 01:23:16,829
7872Hello, William.
7873
78741683
787501:23:17,201 --> 01:23:18,202
7876I've been watching you.
7877
78781684
787901:23:18,494 --> 01:23:20,997
7880You should choose your words
7881more carefully in a bathhouse.
7882
78831685
788401:23:21,205 --> 01:23:22,878
7885In the words of Nelly:
7886
78871686
788801:23:23,540 --> 01:23:25,213
7889"it's gettin' hot in herre."
7890
78911687
789201:23:25,876 --> 01:23:27,674
7893It's getting hot
7894out there, too.
7895
78961688
789701:23:27,878 --> 01:23:29,551
7898You definitely
7899got my attention.
7900
79011689
790201:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,182
7903Okay, I want to go
7904put my robe on now.
7905
79061690
790701:23:32,382 --> 01:23:33,850
7908Enough to do research on you.
7909
79101691
791101:23:34,718 --> 01:23:36,720
7912What did we find out?
7913Let's see.
7914
79151692
791601:23:37,054 --> 01:23:41,059
7917Your company was shut down,
7918your home was foreclosed upon...
7919
79201693
792101:23:41,391 --> 01:23:43,735
7922...your credit score
7923is actually negative.
7924
79251694
792601:23:44,019 --> 01:23:46,898
7927That's kind of amazing,
7928Billy. That's hard to do.
7929
79301695
793101:23:47,397 --> 01:23:50,742
7932You try hard, McMahon.
7933I'll give you that.
7934
79351696
793601:23:51,568 --> 01:23:54,412
7937But things never quite
7938work out for you, do they?
7939
79401697
794101:23:54,738 --> 01:23:57,708
7942I could waste my energy
7943trying to beat you.
7944
79451698
794601:23:57,908 --> 01:24:02,914
7947But it seems, given enough time,
7948you always find a way to fail.
7949
79501699
795101:24:03,914 --> 01:24:05,587
7952I just need to
7953get out of your way.
7954
79551700
795601:24:06,250 --> 01:24:07,752
7957So this is me going.
7958
79591701
796001:24:12,214 --> 01:24:14,057
7961Only two challenges remain.
7962
79631702
796401:24:14,258 --> 01:24:16,556
7965After which,
7966a mere handful of you
7967
79681703
796901:24:16,677 --> 01:24:18,930
7970will be offered
7971full-time employment.
7972
79731704
797401:24:19,429 --> 01:24:22,774
7975The next challenge is manning
7976the Google helpline.
7977
79781705
797901:24:23,100 --> 01:24:25,603
7980This is one of the most
7981difficult jobs we have...
7982
79831706
798401:24:25,936 --> 01:24:30,237
7985...combining both customer
7986relations and product fluency.
7987
79881707
798901:24:30,774 --> 01:24:33,448
7990You will be judged on both.
7991
79921708
799301:24:33,735 --> 01:24:35,078
7994This...
7995
79961709
799701:24:35,445 --> 01:24:38,449
7998...is a very tight
7999race right now.
8000
80011710
800201:24:41,410 --> 01:24:42,957
8003I suggest
8004you study up.
8005
80061711
800701:24:46,790 --> 01:24:48,007
8008Okay, let's drill it
8009and kill it.
8010
80111712
801201:24:48,083 --> 01:24:51,087
8013Authorization failure
8014with Google Drive. Neha.
8015
80161713
801701:24:51,336 --> 01:24:53,509
8018Permission's probably
8019changed. Request access.
8020
80211714
802201:24:53,755 --> 01:24:55,757
8023Barn!
8024Chrome connectivity. Nick.
8025
80261715
802701:24:56,008 --> 01:24:58,010
8028Unselect proxy
8029server for your LAN.
8030
80311716
803201:24:58,260 --> 01:25:00,934
8033Nice! Billy, I'm locked out
8034of my Google Wallet account.
8035
80361717
803701:25:01,179 --> 01:25:02,681
8038Is that under
8039Gmail or Wallet Help?
8040
80411718
804201:25:02,931 --> 01:25:05,855
8043"I don't know, sir. That's kind
8044of what I called you for."
8045
80461719
804701:25:06,184 --> 01:25:10,360
8048Look, I'm terrific on phones. I can
8049sell prosciutto to a rabbi, and I have.
8050
80511720
805201:25:10,606 --> 01:25:12,199
8053But you're not
8054selling anything.
8055
80561721
805701:25:12,441 --> 01:25:14,785
8058You can't bullshit
8059your way through this one.
8060
80611722
806201:25:15,027 --> 01:25:18,372
8063The only way to nail this
8064challenge is to study.
8065
80661723
806701:25:18,614 --> 01:25:20,787
8068Then study up is
8069what I'm going to do.
8070
80711724
807201:25:22,200 --> 01:25:25,704
8073Let me ask you, is there a
8074blanket statement I could say...
8075
80761725
807701:25:25,954 --> 01:25:28,457
8078...that could apply to
8079literally anything?
8080
80811726
808201:25:28,707 --> 01:25:30,425
8083And then I either
8084shove product down
8085
80861727
808701:25:30,500 --> 01:25:33,549
8088their face or give
8089them another hotline.
8090
80911728
809201:25:33,795 --> 01:25:37,140
8093You're tech support, so if you
8094refer them to another number...
8095
80961729
809701:25:37,382 --> 01:25:40,977
8098...your phone will ring again, 'cause
8099it's your number you referred to.
8100
81011730
810201:25:41,219 --> 01:25:44,894
8103I'm suggesting, give me the blanket
8104thing, so I'm not wrong or right...
8105
81061731
810701:25:45,140 --> 01:25:48,815
8108...then I either hit them with a real
8109helpline or push some product on them.
8110
81111732
811201:25:49,061 --> 01:25:50,984
8113I can shove product
8114down their throat.
8115
81161733
811701:25:51,229 --> 01:25:54,824
8118You're working too hard. All you have
8119to do is click the button and read.
8120
81211734
812201:25:56,485 --> 01:25:57,486
8123I got it.
8124
81251735
812601:25:57,736 --> 01:25:59,409
8127Barn! Done. Read it.
8128
81291736
813001:25:59,738 --> 01:26:01,490
8131I got it. I'll do it.
8132
81331737
813401:26:01,740 --> 01:26:03,413
8135That's my man, Bill.
8136
81371738
813801:26:03,742 --> 01:26:05,085
8139You'll get it.
8140
81411739
814201:26:10,916 --> 01:26:13,169
8143Is it just me,
8144or is this food incredible?
8145
81461740
814701:26:13,752 --> 01:26:14,753
8148You're a liar.
8149
81501741
815101:26:15,170 --> 01:26:16,296
8152What?
8153
81541742
815501:26:16,421 --> 01:26:17,593
8156You were supposed
8157to be an asshole.
8158
81591743
816001:26:18,590 --> 01:26:19,682
8161Come on!
8162
81631744
816401:26:19,925 --> 01:26:22,098
8165You were supposed
8166to pack a decade of
8167
81681745
816901:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,930
8170jerks and bad
8171dates into one night.
8172
81731746
817401:26:25,263 --> 01:26:26,264
8175Remember?
8176
81771747
817801:26:26,348 --> 01:26:27,440
8179Now I remember, yes.
8180
81811748
818201:26:27,516 --> 01:26:30,690
8183But so far you've
8184been...totally fine.
8185
81861749
818701:26:30,936 --> 01:26:32,028
8188Totally fine?
8189
81901750
819101:26:32,562 --> 01:26:33,688
8192Wah-wah.
8193
81941751
819501:26:33,939 --> 01:26:37,944
8196I have dropped the ball. I
8197promised that and didn't deliver.
8198
81991752
820001:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,945
8201Can we get
8202the check, please?
8203
82041753
820501:26:40,195 --> 01:26:41,538
8206May we get the check...
8207Jennifer?
8208
82091754
821001:26:41,655 --> 01:26:43,032
8211How'd you know my...?
8212
82131755
821401:26:43,281 --> 01:26:45,534
8215It says right here on
8216this little necklace.
8217
82181756
821901:26:45,784 --> 01:26:47,957
8220And now I have the name,
8221how about the number?
8222
82231757
822401:26:48,203 --> 01:26:51,207
8225Oh, I'm just kidding. Or maybe
8226I'm not kidding.
8227
82281758
822901:26:51,623 --> 01:26:54,297
8230You're so cute. Beautiful.
8231
82321759
823301:26:55,043 --> 01:26:56,636
8234Did you just hit
8235on the waitress?
8236
82371760
823801:26:56,712 --> 01:26:59,807
8239I did, yes!
8240The lady asked for a jerk
8241
82421761
824301:26:59,881 --> 01:27:02,304
8244and I am trying to
8245live up to my promise.
8246
82471762
824801:27:02,801 --> 01:27:06,897
8249I said ten years of assholes.
8250You have some ground to cover.
8251
82521763
825301:27:07,139 --> 01:27:09,141
8254I think you've
8255had enough dessert.
8256
82571764
825801:27:09,474 --> 01:27:11,147
8259I've been watching
8260you eat all night.
8261
82621765
826301:27:11,393 --> 01:27:14,897
8264I'll take care of this. You
8265have to watch your figure...
8266
82671766
826801:27:14,980 --> 01:27:16,152
8269and you're right
8270on the borderline.
8271
82721767
827301:27:16,231 --> 01:27:17,904
8274You know what they say,
8275
82761768
827701:27:17,983 --> 01:27:19,735
8278"A moment on the lips,
8279forever on the hips."
8280
82811769
828201:27:19,985 --> 01:27:23,740
8283Mmm! This is divine! Oh, you do
8284not know what you are missing.
8285
82861770
828701:27:23,989 --> 01:27:25,662
8288That's nice.
8289
82901771
829101:27:25,907 --> 01:27:29,787
8292Here's something you aren't missing-- the check.
8293I paid for the cab.
8294
82951772
829601:27:36,209 --> 01:27:37,381
8297Bullshit!
8298Right?
8299
83001773
830101:27:37,586 --> 01:27:39,429
8302Wow, a little heart
8303and everything.
8304
83051774
830601:27:41,089 --> 01:27:43,433
8307Why don't you
8308take care of that?
8309
83101775
831101:27:43,508 --> 01:27:45,602
8312The night is still young. I'm
8313taking you to see some dogfights.
8314
83151776
831601:27:45,844 --> 01:27:48,313
8317Rock and roll! I think
8318we're up to five years.
8319
83201777
832101:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,899
8322All right.
8323
83241778
832501:27:51,099 --> 01:27:52,100
8326I'll get this.
8327
83281779
832901:27:52,267 --> 01:27:53,610
8330Oh!
8331
83321780
833301:27:53,685 --> 01:27:55,028
8334That's amazing!
8335
83361781
833701:28:00,275 --> 01:28:04,200
8338"In Gmail, a 'bad request'
8339message shows if..."
8340
83411782
834201:28:04,863 --> 01:28:06,206
8343"...shows if..."
8344
83451783
834601:28:06,531 --> 01:28:08,033
8347"...your Internet is down."
8348
83491784
835001:28:09,618 --> 01:28:10,915
8351Son of a bitch!
8352
83531785
835401:28:10,994 --> 01:28:12,166
8355It shows--
8356
83571786
835801:28:12,245 --> 01:28:14,748
8359Jesus Christ! You scared
8360the shit out of me!
8361
83621787
836301:28:15,207 --> 01:28:18,882
8364--If your browser has
8365a bad or outdated cookie.
8366
83671788
836801:28:20,545 --> 01:28:21,888
8369Wait, you could...
8370Hmm?
8371
83721789
837301:28:23,381 --> 01:28:28,228
8374Yes, I can hear everything. I'm not
8375actually listening to anything.
8376
83771790
837801:28:28,470 --> 01:28:30,472
8379It allows me to
8380be with myself.
8381
83821791
838301:28:30,889 --> 01:28:33,563
8384I'm not very good
8385with other humans.
8386
83871792
838801:28:38,021 --> 01:28:39,694
8389I'm not very good
8390with Gmail support.
8391
83921793
839301:28:39,981 --> 01:28:42,075
8394No, actually,
8395you're quite horrible.
8396
83971794
839801:28:43,693 --> 01:28:46,697
8399You can do this.
8400This can be learned.
8401
84021795
840301:28:47,030 --> 01:28:48,703
8404But those kids...
8405
84061796
840701:28:49,032 --> 01:28:53,538
8408...the way they look at you--
8409you have a way with people.
8410
84111797
841201:28:57,707 --> 01:28:59,209
8413That's a lost art.
8414
84151798
841601:28:59,876 --> 01:29:01,048
8417Go again.
8418
84191799
842001:29:01,711 --> 01:29:02,883
8421Go again.
8422
84231800
842401:29:03,547 --> 01:29:05,220
8425"In Chrome..."
8426
84271801
842801:29:06,716 --> 01:29:10,186
8429For you, this is like teaching a
8430little kid the alphabet, right?
8431
84321802
843301:29:10,387 --> 01:29:15,393
8434No, actually, it's like teaching
8435a kid a letter. Just one letter.
8436
84371803
843801:29:16,184 --> 01:29:19,188
8439Your strong point would not
8440be communicating to humans.
8441
84421804
844301:29:19,688 --> 01:29:21,031
8444I know.
8445
84461805
844701:29:27,237 --> 01:29:31,583
8448All right, that's my guy. Give it to me straight.
8449I like it. No chaser.
8450
84511806
845201:29:31,867 --> 01:29:32,868
8453We're having fun.
8454
84551807
845601:29:33,034 --> 01:29:34,081
8457I am. I hope you are.
8458
84591808
846001:29:58,101 --> 01:30:01,776
8461Well, thank you.
8462That was really awful.
8463
84641809
846501:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,282
8466Ah! You're welcome.
8467I aim to please.
8468
84691810
847001:30:04,608 --> 01:30:07,077
8471I told you I'd
8472deliver on ten years of
8473
84741811
847501:30:07,193 --> 01:30:09,616
8476assholes. I think
8477I did a pretty good job.
8478
84791812
848001:30:09,946 --> 01:30:12,290
8481A little bit too
8482convincing at times.
8483
84841813
848501:30:12,532 --> 01:30:14,375
8486Was it?
8487That doesn't surprise me.
8488
84891814
849001:30:14,618 --> 01:30:16,461
8491When you've been
8492out there as long as
8493
84941815
849501:30:16,578 --> 01:30:18,455
8496I have,
8497you learn to play the game.
8498
84991816
850001:30:18,705 --> 01:30:21,049
8501Oh, I'd be out there,
8502laying my rap. I'd have
8503
85041817
850501:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,544
8506girls literally thinking
8507I was an astronomer.
8508
85091818
851001:30:23,793 --> 01:30:28,299
8511I'd be pointing out
8512constellations and harvest moons.
8513
85141819
851501:30:28,548 --> 01:30:30,221
8516"Oh, there's Pluto!"
8517
85181820
851901:30:30,467 --> 01:30:33,141
8520Then they'd start to fact
8521check you with the Internet.
8522
85231821
852401:30:33,803 --> 01:30:37,228
8525Google singlehandedly cut
8526into my ability to bullshit.
8527
85281822
852901:30:37,557 --> 01:30:38,809
8530Cramping your style?
8531
85321823
853301:30:38,934 --> 01:30:40,231
8534Big time.
8535
85361824
853701:30:40,477 --> 01:30:42,320
8538Making you a better person?
8539
85401825
854101:30:42,812 --> 01:30:46,988
8542True. Ninety percent Google,
8543ten percent you.
8544
85451826
854601:30:47,984 --> 01:30:49,986
8547Just ten percent? Really?
8548
85491827
855001:30:50,320 --> 01:30:52,322
8551Let's call it
8552twenty percent.
8553
85541828
855501:30:57,160 --> 01:30:58,833
8556You know, um...
8557
85581829
855901:31:01,748 --> 01:31:04,092
8560...I really didn't
8561expect to like you.
8562
85631830
856401:31:06,628 --> 01:31:08,801
8565I didn't think
8566you'd like me, either.
8567
85681831
856901:31:17,305 --> 01:31:18,648
8570Thank you.
8571
85721832
857301:31:24,145 --> 01:31:26,489
8574That was my ride home.
8575
85761833
857701:31:28,817 --> 01:31:30,160
8578I know.
8579
85801834
858101:31:40,328 --> 01:31:43,332
8582Good morning.
8583Welcome to the Google Helpline.
8584
85851835
858601:31:43,623 --> 01:31:46,627
8587You will man the phones for one hour.
8588Before you begin...
8589
85901836
859101:31:46,835 --> 01:31:50,009
8592I'm so ready for this thing.
8593I was up all night studying.
8594
85951837
859601:31:50,338 --> 01:31:52,340
8597This is where Team Lyle
8598takes the lead.
8599
86001838
860101:31:52,632 --> 01:31:55,055
8602--The log file icon,
8603accessing your account,
8604
86051839
860601:31:55,176 --> 01:31:57,645
8607so we can review
8608your work later.
8609
86101840
861101:31:58,847 --> 01:32:00,349
8612The Helpline...
8613
86141841
861501:32:01,141 --> 01:32:02,188
8616...is open.
8617
86181842
861901:32:02,684 --> 01:32:05,528
8620Google Helpline. My name's Billy.
8621How can I help you?
8622
86231843
862401:32:05,812 --> 01:32:07,860
8625So you're locked
8626out of your Gmail.
8627
86281844
862901:32:07,981 --> 01:32:10,029
8630Well, the good news
8631is Uncle Bill here...
8632
86331845
863401:32:10,316 --> 01:32:11,818
8635...has a key under the mat.
8636
86371846
863801:32:12,027 --> 01:32:15,031
8639I'm going to play a hunch here.
8640Delete all your cookies.
8641
86421847
864301:32:15,363 --> 01:32:17,536
8644Did that work? Great.
8645
86461848
864701:32:17,866 --> 01:32:21,086
8648You probably have too many
8649Gmails open at the same time.
8650
86511849
865201:32:21,286 --> 01:32:23,630
8653Go ahead and
8654close a couple and--
8655
86561850
865701:32:23,872 --> 01:32:27,547
8658Okay, great. Thank you.
8659Call with anything else.
8660
86611851
866201:32:28,043 --> 01:32:30,967
8663Not a problem. You want to
8664click on the gear icon,
8665
86661852
866701:32:31,046 --> 01:32:32,548
8668then Settings,
8669then Advanced Settings.
8670
86711853
867201:32:32,797 --> 01:32:35,892
8673Yeah, you can have the same tabs
8674open across all your devices.
8675
86761854
867701:32:36,134 --> 01:32:38,262
8678So the browser
8679windows keep opening
8680
86811855
868201:32:38,386 --> 01:32:40,559
8683and you're telling me
8684that's from Amazon?
8685
86861856
868701:32:40,805 --> 01:32:42,148
8688You need anti-virus software.
8689
86901857
869101:32:42,390 --> 01:32:45,564
8692Let's fix that before the wife
8693gets home-- am I making sense?
8694
86951858
869601:32:45,810 --> 01:32:48,484
8697Sign into Google Wallet
8698and update your credit card.
8699
87001859
870101:32:49,147 --> 01:32:50,148
8702That's the problem.
8703
87041860
870501:32:50,398 --> 01:32:51,900
8706Switching time
8707zones causes a Calendar
8708
87091861
871001:32:52,067 --> 01:32:53,569
8711sync issue.
8712Are you on vacation?
8713
87141862
871501:32:53,902 --> 01:32:54,903
8716Miami, nice.
8717
87181863
871901:32:55,153 --> 01:32:56,826
8720Let's get your cache
8721cleared up, then I'll
8722
87231864
872401:32:56,905 --> 01:32:59,658
8725talk you through the best
8726Cuban spots in town.
8727
87281865
872901:32:59,908 --> 01:33:01,581
8730Google Helpline,
8731this is Graham.
8732
87331866
873401:33:01,826 --> 01:33:03,999
8735Your device isn't compatible
8736with Google Play.
8737
87381867
873901:33:04,245 --> 01:33:06,748
8740I want you out there
8741salsa-ing and grinding up...
8742
87431868
874401:33:07,082 --> 01:33:10,507
8745...against a complete stranger,
8746having a good time
8747
87481869
874901:33:10,585 --> 01:33:12,087
8750doing the wrong things.
8751Are we on the same page?
8752
87531870
875401:33:12,420 --> 01:33:15,765
8755See the box at the bottom of your window?
8756Click it twice.
8757
87581871
875901:33:16,091 --> 01:33:18,890
8760Come on, baby, let me
8761hear you do that conga
8762
87631872
876401:33:18,968 --> 01:33:20,936
8765You know you can't
8766control it any longer
8767
87681873
876901:33:21,262 --> 01:33:22,263
8770Time's up!
8771
87721874
877301:33:22,514 --> 01:33:25,188
8774So soon? I was
8775just getting warmed up!
8776
87771875
877801:33:25,433 --> 01:33:26,776
8779Good going here!
8780
87811876
878201:33:27,060 --> 01:33:28,778
8783Whoo! Come on,
8784Ladybug!
8785
87861877
878701:33:29,604 --> 01:33:33,234
8788Please submit your log files so
8789I may review your work later.
8790
87911878
879201:33:33,608 --> 01:33:35,952
8793Happily. Just click
8794the blue button.
8795
87961879
879701:33:36,277 --> 01:33:37,369
8798Where's that?
8799
88001880
880101:33:37,487 --> 01:33:38,579
8802Blue button, upper left.
8803
88041881
880501:33:38,780 --> 01:33:42,125
8806Mine's not blue, it's grey.
8807I can't click it.
8808
88091882
881001:33:42,450 --> 01:33:43,451
8811The blue one.
8812
88131883
881401:33:43,535 --> 01:33:44,536
8815Mine won't click.
8816It's grey.
8817
88181884
881901:33:44,786 --> 01:33:45,912
8820Is anyone else's grey?
8821
88221885
882301:33:46,121 --> 01:33:48,123
8824Did you not hear
8825my opening remarks?
8826
88271886
882801:33:48,456 --> 01:33:50,129
8829Most of them.
8830
88311887
883201:33:50,416 --> 01:33:52,293
8833I was getting in the zone.
8834
88351888
883601:33:52,585 --> 01:33:55,304
8837I was very clear that
8838you have to log into
8839
88401889
884101:33:55,380 --> 01:33:57,599
8842your account so I could
8843review your work later.
8844
88451890
884601:33:58,800 --> 01:34:01,144
8847The good news is
8848you reviewed my work now.
8849
88501891
885101:34:01,427 --> 01:34:02,895
8852You don't need
8853the instant replay
8854
88551892
885601:34:03,012 --> 01:34:04,480
8857because you saw
8858the touchdown live.
8859
88601893
886101:34:05,265 --> 01:34:08,314
8862I don't really understand that
8863analogy, but I do know...
8864
88651894
886601:34:08,601 --> 01:34:11,775
8867...attention to detail is of
8868paramount importance here...
8869
88701895
887101:34:11,980 --> 01:34:14,153
8872...and my instructions
8873were explicit.
8874
88751896
887601:34:14,482 --> 01:34:16,155
8877If there is no recording...
8878
88791897
888001:34:16,442 --> 01:34:18,991
8881it's as if you
8882didn't even show up today.
8883
88841898
888501:34:21,489 --> 01:34:23,491
8886Except I did show up.
8887I'm right here.
8888
88891899
889001:34:23,783 --> 01:34:27,504
8891Well, according to
8892your log, you're not.
8893
88941900
889501:34:28,163 --> 01:34:30,837
8896And since every
8897intern must complete...
8898
88991901
890001:34:31,124 --> 01:34:34,344
8901...the challenge in order
8902for your team to be scored...
8903
89041902
890501:34:35,003 --> 01:34:36,346
8906...your team...
8907
89081903
890901:34:36,838 --> 01:34:40,012
8910...will unfortunately receive
8911a score...of zero.
8912
89131904
891401:34:41,301 --> 01:34:42,473
8915Zero?
8916
89171905
891801:34:44,179 --> 01:34:46,181
8919Well done, Mr. McMahon.
8920
89211906
892201:34:46,681 --> 01:34:49,355
8923Perhaps more studying,
8924less pudding.
8925
89261907
892701:34:49,642 --> 01:34:51,895
8928Chetty, come on.
8929You're not going to trip
8930
89311908
893201:34:52,020 --> 01:34:54,318
8933us up with a technicality.
8934He's right here.
8935
89361909
893701:34:54,564 --> 01:34:57,067
8938Oh, Billy, Billy.
8939What have you done?
8940
89411910
894201:34:57,317 --> 01:34:59,319
8943It's you lot I feel bad for.
8944
89451911
894601:34:59,569 --> 01:35:01,242
8947It's really hard
8948to get here.
8949
89501912
895101:35:01,571 --> 01:35:03,244
8952You're probably
8953pretty intelligent.
8954
89551913
895601:35:03,740 --> 01:35:05,242
8957You deserve better.
8958
89591914
896001:35:05,575 --> 01:35:06,747
8961I'm sorry.
8962
89631915
896401:35:09,579 --> 01:35:12,253
8965It's all right,
8966El Niño, we'll get them.
8967
89681916
896901:35:16,419 --> 01:35:18,421
8970I studied for the test.
8971
89721917
897301:35:23,760 --> 01:35:25,933
8974Great.
8975Another win for Team Graham.
8976
89771918
897801:35:26,179 --> 01:35:27,431
8979There's only
8980one challenge left.
8981
89821919
898301:35:27,555 --> 01:35:28,852
8984Even if we're perfect,
8985it won't be enough.
8986
89871920
898801:35:29,098 --> 01:35:30,099
8989We had them, too.
8990
89911921
899201:35:30,350 --> 01:35:33,945
8993We did, but it's just a little
8994hiccup, a little adversity.
8995
89961922
899701:35:34,270 --> 01:35:36,739
8998Nick, come on.
8999Billy's a great guy,
9000
90011923
900201:35:36,856 --> 01:35:39,279
9003but he kind of
9004blew it for us today.
9005
90061924
900701:35:40,026 --> 01:35:41,278
9008They're right, Nick.
9009
90101925
901101:35:42,070 --> 01:35:44,744
9012I just wanted to come
9013by and let you know...
9014
90151926
901601:35:44,822 --> 01:35:47,746
9017I did study last night, I tried my best.
9018It's just...
9019
90201927
902101:35:47,825 --> 01:35:50,829
9022...that today on the phones...
9023It's my fault.
9024
90251928
902601:35:50,995 --> 01:35:51,996
9027And, uh...
9028
90291929
903001:35:53,164 --> 01:35:55,417
9031...he was right when he
9032said you deserved better.
9033
90341930
903501:35:55,833 --> 01:35:57,801
9036I'm really sorry
9037that I cost you.
9038
90391931
904001:36:07,262 --> 01:36:08,514
9041Damn.
9042
90431932
904401:36:13,059 --> 01:36:14,402
9045Billy, stop!
9046
90471933
904801:36:14,644 --> 01:36:16,317
9049I'm not helping
9050anybody here.
9051
90521934
905301:36:16,562 --> 01:36:19,156
9054What do you mean?
9055You're helping those kids!
9056
90571935
905801:36:19,649 --> 01:36:21,492
9059Where are you going?
9060
90611936
906201:36:21,734 --> 01:36:23,657
9063You going
9064radio silence on me?
9065
90661937
906701:36:23,903 --> 01:36:26,577
9068I'm not letting you ride away
9069from the Garden of Eden!
9070
90711938
907201:36:26,823 --> 01:36:28,166
9073I let down the team!
9074
90751939
907601:36:28,408 --> 01:36:32,163
9077You didn't letdown the team! Who
9078cares if you made a mistake?
9079
90801940
908101:36:32,412 --> 01:36:34,255
9082I'm not taking
9083everyone down with me.
9084
90851941
908601:36:34,497 --> 01:36:37,842
9087Billy, give me a chance to turn
9088you with a sports metaphor.
9089
90901942
909101:36:38,167 --> 01:36:40,670
9092Damn it, Nick, it's the
9093best thing for everybody!
9094
90951943
909601:36:41,004 --> 01:36:43,507
9097Stop dragging me down
9098with all your horseshit!
9099
91001944
910101:36:43,840 --> 01:36:47,344
9102You're doing great here,
9103okay? I'm not! I got it!
9104
91051945
910601:36:48,511 --> 01:36:50,013
9107Just get off my back.
9108
91091946
911001:36:50,263 --> 01:36:53,358
9111How dare you!
9112How dare you!
9113
91141947
911501:36:53,683 --> 01:36:56,857
9116Shame on you!
9117Put this badge back on!
9118
91191948
912001:36:57,145 --> 01:36:59,273
9121If you're going to quit,
9122quit, but don't
9123
91241949
912501:36:59,397 --> 01:37:01,525
9126give me this crap that
9127it's better for them!
9128
91291950
913001:37:02,150 --> 01:37:04,152
9131Come on, Billy!
9132
91331951
913401:37:25,506 --> 01:37:26,507
9135Randy?
9136
91371952
913801:37:27,550 --> 01:37:31,726
9139I'm Billy McMahon. Sammy sent me?
9140I'm the new salesman.
9141
91421953
914301:37:33,723 --> 01:37:35,225
9144No shit!
9145
91461954
914701:37:35,558 --> 01:37:37,401
9148My new partner.
9149
91501955
915101:37:37,977 --> 01:37:39,900
9152Ladies and
9153gentlemen, it has been...
9154
91551956
915601:37:40,146 --> 01:37:41,648
9157...an impressive summer.
9158
91591957
916001:37:42,398 --> 01:37:45,072
9161One final challenge remains.
9162
91631958
916401:37:45,902 --> 01:37:47,245
9165Sales.
9166
91671959
916801:37:47,653 --> 01:37:49,747
9169Over a million
9170companies advertise
9171
91721960
917301:37:49,906 --> 01:37:52,000
9174with Google.
9175Find one that doesn't.
9176
91771961
917801:37:52,241 --> 01:37:53,242
9179Convince them.
9180
91811962
918201:37:53,493 --> 01:37:55,416
9183The bigger the sale,
9184the more chance
9185
91861963
918701:37:55,578 --> 01:37:57,501
9188you have of taking
9189this competition.
9190
91911964
919201:37:57,914 --> 01:37:59,336
9193The winner will
9194be announced at our
9195
91961965
919701:37:59,415 --> 01:38:02,259
9198final meeting this
9199afternoon. Good luck.
9200
92011966
920201:38:02,585 --> 01:38:03,757
9203Happy hunting!
9204
92051967
920601:38:04,087 --> 01:38:05,088
9207On me!
9208
92091968
921001:38:11,427 --> 01:38:15,432
9211Sales--done! Those other
9212bitches are going down!
9213
92141969
921501:38:15,765 --> 01:38:16,937
9216Where's Billy?
9217
92181970
921901:38:17,058 --> 01:38:18,275
9220He left.
9221
92221971
922301:38:19,268 --> 01:38:22,693
9224You heard him. He thought
9225he was holding us back
9226
92271972
922801:38:22,772 --> 01:38:24,069
9229and he didn't want
9230to talk about it.
9231
92321973
923301:38:24,690 --> 01:38:26,033
9234We got to get him back.
9235
92361974
923701:38:26,275 --> 01:38:28,277
9238We're a team--you
9239guys taught us that.
9240
92411975
924201:38:28,528 --> 01:38:31,873
9243It was buried under a mountain
9244of obscure 80s references...
9245
92461976
924701:38:32,115 --> 01:38:33,788
9248...and just a ton of...
9249
92501977
925101:38:34,033 --> 01:38:36,627
9252...other super
9253inappropriate bullshit
9254
92551978
925601:38:36,702 --> 01:38:38,454
9257I guess was
9258intended as life lessons...
9259
92601979
926101:38:38,704 --> 01:38:41,878
9262...but you did teach us
9263how to come together, Nick.
9264
92651980
926601:38:42,125 --> 01:38:45,800
9267The problem is, when he makes
9268up his mind on something...
9269
92701981
927101:38:46,045 --> 01:38:48,889
9272...Billy has a tendency
9273to really dig in.
9274
92751982
927601:38:49,465 --> 01:38:51,308
9277We may have to do
9278this without him.
9279
92801983
928101:38:51,551 --> 01:38:52,643
9282But, Nick...
9283
92841984
928501:38:53,052 --> 01:38:55,475
9286...we wouldn't want to.
9287Right, guys?
9288
92891985
929001:39:02,061 --> 01:39:03,062
9291Hey, Tony!
9292
92931986
929401:39:04,480 --> 01:39:06,824
9295Slow it down, man.
9296Just kidding.
9297
92981987
929901:39:07,817 --> 01:39:09,490
9300How long you
9301worked this territory?
9302
93031988
930401:39:09,819 --> 01:39:11,162
9305Three years.
9306
93071989
930801:39:11,487 --> 01:39:14,832
9309It's great-- you build a
9310relationship with the customer.
9311
93121990
931301:39:15,241 --> 01:39:17,369
9314Then they die.
9315
93161991
931701:39:17,452 --> 01:39:22,458
9318You resell scooters with 25, 35 miles
9319on them, tops. Everybody wins!
9320
93211992
932201:39:23,332 --> 01:39:25,334
9323Hey! Look who's back!
9324
93251993
932601:39:25,668 --> 01:39:27,011
9327Hey, Randy!
9328
93291994
933001:39:30,256 --> 01:39:31,428
9331Hey, old timer.
9332
93331995
933401:39:31,674 --> 01:39:33,176
9335Hey, Randy.
9336
93371996
933801:39:33,509 --> 01:39:34,852
9339What do you want?
9340
93411997
934201:39:35,344 --> 01:39:38,518
9343Treat them like shit--
9344makes them want you more.
9345
93461998
934701:39:39,182 --> 01:39:41,025
9348Everybody, listen up!
9349
93501999
935101:39:41,350 --> 01:39:43,193
9352This is my new
9353tail gunner, Billy!
9354
93552000
935601:39:43,436 --> 01:39:46,781
9357Billy, tell them about that
9358sweet ride you pulled up on.
9359
93602001
936101:39:47,023 --> 01:39:49,367
9362Oh, you mean
9363the brand new X-70.
9364
93652002
936601:39:49,692 --> 01:39:52,787
9367It has an eight-hour
9368motor, and a
9369
93702003
937101:39:52,862 --> 01:39:54,705
9372rear-mounted stainless
9373sleeve for your oxy tank.
9374
93752004
937601:39:55,072 --> 01:39:57,621
9377You have no idea how much
9378boning goes on here.
9379
93802005
938101:39:57,867 --> 01:40:01,713
9382It's amazing. Check this one
9383out-- Ethel, that's her name.
9384
93852006
938601:40:02,038 --> 01:40:03,756
9387She calls my junk
9388the "cocoon".
9389
93902007
939101:40:03,831 --> 01:40:05,378
9392Says it makes her
9393feel younger.
9394
93952008
939601:40:05,625 --> 01:40:08,128
9397Lowered her blood pressure.
9398I'm not fighting it.
9399
94002009
940101:40:08,377 --> 01:40:11,051
9402I'm a life-giver and
9403a lovemaker. Ethel!
9404
94052010
940601:40:11,380 --> 01:40:12,552
9407Ethel!
9408
94092011
941001:40:13,049 --> 01:40:15,723
9411What's up, girl? Look who's back!
9412
94132012
941401:40:16,552 --> 01:40:18,225
9415Come here, boo.
9416Who's your friend?
9417
94182013
941901:40:18,804 --> 01:40:20,056
9420Billy!
9421
94222014
942301:40:20,556 --> 01:40:22,149
9424What are you doing here?
9425
94262015
942701:40:22,391 --> 01:40:23,938
9428What are you doing here?
9429
94302016
943101:40:24,227 --> 01:40:25,900
9432Billy!
9433Hi.
9434
94352017
943601:40:26,229 --> 01:40:29,733
9437Ethel and Doris tell me they're
9438up for a little group play.
9439
94402018
944101:40:29,982 --> 01:40:31,325
9442Can I count you in?
9443
94442019
944501:40:32,652 --> 01:40:34,404
9446What the shit?
9447
94482020
944901:40:35,404 --> 01:40:37,907
9450Uh... I'm sorry. Randy, this
9451is my old partner, Nick.
9452
94532021
945401:40:38,157 --> 01:40:40,831
9455Nick, this is my
9456new partner, Randy.
9457
94582022
945901:40:42,245 --> 01:40:43,747
9460Welcome to the jungle, ese.
9461
94622023
946301:40:44,580 --> 01:40:46,082
9464Billy, can I count you in?
9465
94662024
946701:40:46,582 --> 01:40:47,754
9468Give me a second here.
9469
94702025
947101:40:47,917 --> 01:40:49,089
9472No problem.
9473
94742026
947501:40:49,335 --> 01:40:50,336
9476What are you doing?
9477
94782027
947901:40:50,503 --> 01:40:51,675
9480New partner, huh?
9481
94822028
948301:40:51,796 --> 01:40:53,013
9484I'm a salesman.
9485I sell things.
9486
94872029
948801:40:53,256 --> 01:40:56,931
9489I remember another guy
9490who was selling mattresses...
9491
94922030
949301:40:57,176 --> 01:41:01,181
9494...when in walks this behemoth! Big guy.
9495Big mouth. Big dreams.
9496
94972031
949801:41:01,430 --> 01:41:03,478
9499He made this old
9500son of a gun remember
9501
95022032
950301:41:03,599 --> 01:41:05,693
9504dreams are still
9505floating around out there.
9506
95072033
950801:41:05,935 --> 01:41:07,687
9509You just got to
9510reach out and grab them.
9511
95122034
951301:41:07,937 --> 01:41:11,282
9514I reached for my dreams.
9515I messed it up for everybody.
9516
95172035
951801:41:11,524 --> 01:41:15,700
9519You forgot to click a button!
9520You're not a computer wizard!
9521
95222036
952301:41:15,945 --> 01:41:17,117
9524You're also not a pussy.
9525
95262037
952701:41:17,280 --> 01:41:21,626
9528You're tough. You grew up in the 70s.
9529There weren't any computers!
9530
95312038
953201:41:21,867 --> 01:41:25,963
9533Or bike helmets or sunscreens or seatbelts.
9534Did you wear a seatbelt?
9535
95362039
953701:41:26,289 --> 01:41:27,290
9538No.
9539
95402040
954101:41:27,456 --> 01:41:28,457
9542What was your seatbelt?
9543
95442041
954501:41:29,292 --> 01:41:30,384
9546My mom went like this.
9547
95482042
954901:41:30,626 --> 01:41:33,300
9550Yeah. And how
9551did that work out?
9552
95532043
955401:41:33,713 --> 01:41:34,885
9555You know. I went
9556through the windshield.
9557
95582044
955901:41:35,172 --> 01:41:36,389
9560Eighty-nine stitches.
9561
95622045
956301:41:36,465 --> 01:41:38,684
9564You looked like a little
9565badass in third grade.
9566
95672046
956801:41:39,010 --> 01:41:41,684
9569And were you afraid to get
9570back in that station wagon?
9571
95722047
957301:41:41,887 --> 01:41:43,730
9574Nah.
9575Five years later...
9576
95772048
957801:41:44,140 --> 01:41:47,644
9579...you took out that same car,
9580without permission from nobody.
9581
95822049
958301:41:47,852 --> 01:41:50,105
9584Not your parents,
9585not Old Man Law.
9586
95872050
958801:41:50,313 --> 01:41:53,567
9589Just you and Sally Moran,
9590parked at the point,
9591
95922051
959301:41:53,649 --> 01:41:55,526
9594finger-blasting away!
9595
95962052
959701:41:55,818 --> 01:41:57,866
9598Didn't even know
9599if you were doing it right!
9600
96012053
960201:41:58,237 --> 01:41:59,910
9603Where are you
9604going with this?
9605
96062054
960701:42:00,239 --> 01:42:03,118
9608I'm saying life is
9609that station wagon, okay?
9610
96112055
961201:42:03,367 --> 01:42:06,337
9613Yeah, sometimes it's going to
9614throw you through the windshield
9615
96162056
961701:42:06,412 --> 01:42:08,039
9618and crack your skull open.
9619
96202057
962101:42:08,289 --> 01:42:09,632
9622Maybe even break your heart.
9623
96242058
962501:42:09,874 --> 01:42:13,629
9626But every once in a while, it
9627drops a Sally Moran in your seat.
9628
96292059
963001:42:13,878 --> 01:42:15,801
9631We came to Google
9632for a reason.
9633
96342060
963501:42:16,047 --> 01:42:19,551
9636I can't promise we'll win,
9637but we're going back there...
9638
96392061
964001:42:19,800 --> 01:42:22,644
9641...to see those kids and we're
9642going to see it through.
9643
96442062
964501:42:22,887 --> 01:42:25,561
9646Now you get your ass
9647back in that car and ride.
9648
96492063
965001:42:25,806 --> 01:42:29,151
9651You hear me, Billy
9652Bojangles McMahon? Ride!
9653
96542064
965501:42:33,481 --> 01:42:36,826
9656"Contextual
9657targeting technology can...
9658
96592065
966001:42:37,151 --> 01:42:40,997
9661...automatically
9662match your ads...
9663
96642066
966501:42:41,656 --> 01:42:43,329
9666...to webpages...
9667
96682067
966901:42:43,658 --> 01:42:47,504
9670...that are most relevant
9671to your business."
9672
96732068
967401:42:48,829 --> 01:42:50,001
9675Yo-Yo?
9676
96772069
967801:42:51,499 --> 01:42:54,844
9679"Review ad performance
9680to see impressions...
9681
96822070
968301:42:55,169 --> 01:42:58,013
9684...click, cost and
9685conversion data."
9686
96872071
968801:42:59,090 --> 01:43:01,843
9689You seem like good kids and I
9690appreciate you stopping by...
9691
96922072
969301:43:02,093 --> 01:43:05,688
9694...but we're just a family-run business.
9695We don't do the Internet.
9696
96972073
969801:43:06,847 --> 01:43:09,851
9699Thanks for coming. Frankie will
9700get you a slice on the way out.
9701
97022074
970301:43:18,943 --> 01:43:20,115
9704Oi, oi!
9705
97062075
970701:43:20,361 --> 01:43:21,362
9708Oh, great.
9709
97102076
971101:43:21,612 --> 01:43:23,285
9712Lovely.
9713This guy.
9714
97152077
971601:43:23,698 --> 01:43:26,292
9717Saw you checked in here on
9718foursquare, so we stopped by.
9719
97202078
972101:43:26,784 --> 01:43:28,957
9722That's really creepy.
9723Is that all?
9724
97252079
972601:43:29,203 --> 01:43:31,376
9727It is all, actually.
9728We just closed
9729
97302080
973101:43:31,497 --> 01:43:33,716
9732a sale at a coffee shop
9733down the street.
9734
97352081
973601:43:33,958 --> 01:43:37,462
9737Your chances of catching up to
9738us went from zero to piss all.
9739
97402082
974101:43:37,878 --> 01:43:41,223
9742Now if you'll excuse us, we have
9743to get to the final meeting.
9744
97452083
974601:43:41,549 --> 01:43:44,894
9747Get those jobs of which we're
9748so profoundly deserving.
9749
97502084
975101:43:45,886 --> 01:43:46,887
9752Zach?
9753
97542085
975501:43:47,221 --> 01:43:48,564
9756Eyes off the pizza.
9757
97582086
975901:43:48,889 --> 01:43:51,733
9760God made you lactose
9761intolerant for a reason.
9762
97632087
976401:43:52,393 --> 01:43:53,895
9765You're so fat.
9766
97672088
976801:43:55,646 --> 01:43:56,989
9769You're so fat.
9770
97712089
977201:43:57,648 --> 01:43:58,820
9773Let's go!
9774
97752090
977601:43:59,066 --> 01:44:00,067
9777On me!
9778
97792091
978001:44:06,824 --> 01:44:08,576
9781What a douche!
9782
97832092
978401:44:11,746 --> 01:44:12,747
9785Guys.
9786
97872093
978801:44:20,588 --> 01:44:22,090
9789Welcome back, Billy boy.
9790
97912094
979201:44:22,423 --> 01:44:23,515
9793Good to be with you.
9794
97952095
979601:44:23,632 --> 01:44:24,758
9797What happened there?
9798
97992096
980001:44:25,009 --> 01:44:27,353
9801Uh, well, he didn't bite,
9802so it didn't go well.
9803
98042097
980501:44:27,595 --> 01:44:29,438
9806You know who else
9807it didn't go well for'?
9808
98092098
981001:44:29,597 --> 01:44:30,598
9811Lay it on us.
9812
98132099
981401:44:30,848 --> 01:44:33,021
9815That's right,
9816the steel town girl, Alex.
9817
98182100
981901:44:33,267 --> 01:44:36,771
9820When she finally got her shot,
9821she took a tumble and fell.
9822
98232101
982401:44:37,104 --> 01:44:40,108
9825But she picked
9826herself back up...
9827
98282102
982901:44:40,357 --> 01:44:43,201
9830...tightened that little ass,
9831pumped her legs...
9832
98332103
983401:44:43,444 --> 01:44:47,449
9835...and danced herself right back
9836into a slot at that dance school.
9837
98382104
983901:44:47,948 --> 01:44:49,950
9840And that's what
9841we're going to do.
9842
98432105
984401:44:50,701 --> 01:44:52,795
9845Tighten your asses,
9846let's go.
9847
98482106
984901:44:53,454 --> 01:44:55,206
9850Let's get
9851her done, boys.
9852
98532107
985401:44:56,791 --> 01:44:59,294
9855Guys, we've always done
9856things the same way--
9857
98582108
985901:44:59,376 --> 01:45:01,799
9860Yellow Pages, flyers,
9861San Jose Mercury News.
9862
98632109
986401:45:02,129 --> 01:45:04,473
9865We're all creatures
9866of habit, Sal.
9867
98682110
986901:45:04,590 --> 01:45:06,888
9870We like what we know,
9871no question.
9872
98732111
987401:45:06,967 --> 01:45:09,265
9875But you know what the
9876scariest thing in life is'?
9877
98782112
987901:45:09,345 --> 01:45:11,973
9880The thing in life that
9881frightens us the most?
9882
98832113
988401:45:12,932 --> 01:45:14,058
9885Change.
9886
98872114
988801:45:14,141 --> 01:45:16,644
9889I think most people
9890are set in their ways.
9891
98922115
989301:45:16,977 --> 01:45:18,979
9894I know I need
9895change to come along
9896
98972116
989801:45:19,104 --> 01:45:21,152
9899and kick me in
9900the ass to get me moving.
9901
99022117
990301:45:21,398 --> 01:45:23,400
9904Guys, I know
9905where you're going.
9906
99072118
990801:45:24,151 --> 01:45:25,494
9909But I'm not
9910changing anything.
9911
99122119
991301:45:26,153 --> 01:45:29,657
9914Like I told your friends,
9915we're getting by okay.
9916
99172120
991801:45:29,907 --> 01:45:31,875
9919Sal, if you fight for your
9920limitations, you get to keep them.
9921
99222121
992301:45:31,951 --> 01:45:34,170
9924You're getting by okay.
9925
99262122
992701:45:34,411 --> 01:45:36,084
9928Okay isn't good.
9929
99302123
993101:45:36,330 --> 01:45:38,003
9932Okay isn't great,
9933or fantastic.
9934
99352124
993601:45:38,123 --> 01:45:39,841
9937I'm starting to
9938think he's selfish!
9939
99402125
994101:45:40,084 --> 01:45:42,257
9942I don't want to get
9943sideways with you...
9944
99452126
994601:45:42,503 --> 01:45:47,179
9947...you're as big as a barn! But you're an artist!
9948This is great pizza!
9949
99502127
995101:45:47,258 --> 01:45:49,101
9952Picasso with pepperoni!
9953
99542128
995501:45:49,176 --> 01:45:51,975
9956And don't even get me
9957started on the sauce.
9958
99592129
996001:45:52,054 --> 01:45:54,102
9961Is there nutmeg in there?
9962I respect the fact...
9963
99642130
996501:45:54,348 --> 01:45:57,022
9966...you don't want to divulge, but
9967if I'm right, don't say anything.
9968
99692131
997001:45:59,353 --> 01:46:00,445
9971Exactly!
9972
99732132
997401:46:00,688 --> 01:46:01,689
9975There's your answer!
9976
99772133
997801:46:02,022 --> 01:46:03,194
9979Come on!
9980
99812134
998201:46:03,440 --> 01:46:05,784
9983All I'm saying is,
9984why should Papa John's...
9985
99862135
998701:46:06,026 --> 01:46:08,700
9988make all the dough when Papa
9989Sal has the better sauce?
9990
99912136
999201:46:08,946 --> 01:46:12,792
9993You sound like him. He wants
9994to open a Sal's in Los Gatos.
9995
99962137
999701:46:13,033 --> 01:46:15,536
9998The big chains are killing us.
9999We barely stay afloat.
10000
100012138
1000201:46:15,786 --> 01:46:17,914
10003When you franchise,
10004you lose quality.
10005
100062139
1000701:46:18,038 --> 01:46:20,211
10008You lose the taste
10009that people trust.
10010
100112140
1001201:46:20,457 --> 01:46:23,131
10013You want to know
10014why my sauce is better?
10015
100162141
1001701:46:23,377 --> 01:46:26,381
10018I go to the farmers' market every day.
10019I buy tomatoes...
10020
100212142
1002201:46:26,630 --> 01:46:28,974
10023...get the basil,
10024the oregano.
10025
100262143
1002701:46:29,383 --> 01:46:34,230
10028I know these people. I'm part of
10029the fabric of this neighborhood.
10030
100312144
1003201:46:35,139 --> 01:46:36,482
10033That's good enough for me.
10034
100352145
1003601:46:36,724 --> 01:46:39,728
10037Sal, that's better than good enough.
10038That's the best.
10039
100402146
1004101:46:39,977 --> 01:46:42,071
10042We don't want you to
10043abandon the neighborhood.
10044
100452147
1004601:46:42,897 --> 01:46:46,743
10047All we're saying is, what if your
10048neighborhood got a little bit bigger?
10049
100502148
1005101:46:47,067 --> 01:46:51,072
10052Take a look at this, Sal. These are
10053all people who love your pizza.
10054
100552149
1005601:46:51,405 --> 01:46:53,078
10057Talk about
10058word of mouth, huh?
10059
100602150
1006101:46:53,324 --> 01:46:55,167
10062Don't you want to
10063talk back to them?
10064
100652151
1006601:46:55,242 --> 01:46:57,791
10067There are almost as many
10068people from Los Gatos
10069
100702152
1007101:46:57,870 --> 01:46:59,747
10072searching for Sal's as
10073there are in Palo Alto.
10074
100752153
1007601:46:59,997 --> 01:47:04,753
10077If there was a location closer
10078to them, they'd be regulars.
10079
100802154
1008101:47:05,085 --> 01:47:06,883
10082Boom! Just found
10083a great commercial spot
10084
100852155
1008601:47:06,962 --> 01:47:09,181
10087on Los Gatos Boulevard,
10088just hit the market.
10089
100902156
1009101:47:09,256 --> 01:47:11,634
10092It's .3 miles away from
10093the nearest farmers' market.
10094
100952157
1009601:47:11,717 --> 01:47:13,594
10097You can smell the tomatoes
10098from your door.
10099
101002158
1010101:47:13,677 --> 01:47:14,678
10102Farm to table!
10103
101042159
1010501:47:14,929 --> 01:47:16,101
10106F to T!
10107
101082160
1010901:47:16,430 --> 01:47:19,104
10110F to T is exactly right,
10111Gomer Lyle!
10112
101132161
1011401:47:19,350 --> 01:47:23,196
10115We're not asking you to
10116abandon the artistry, just...
10117
101182162
1011901:47:23,437 --> 01:47:25,940
10120...expand the reach a little.
10121At the end of the
10122
101232163
1012401:47:26,023 --> 01:47:28,242
10125day, the kids have
10126their information.
10127
101282164
1012901:47:28,442 --> 01:47:31,116
10130It's all accurate. I get it,
10131and I know you do, too.
10132
101332165
1013401:47:31,612 --> 01:47:35,116
10135Sal, I can't blame you
10136for being a little afraid.
10137
101382166
1013901:47:35,449 --> 01:47:39,704
10140Hell, we were scared for a long
10141time out there, grinding it out.
10142
101432167
1014401:47:39,954 --> 01:47:43,208
10145And Lord knows I've fallen on
10146my ass more than a time or two.
10147
101482168
1014901:47:43,457 --> 01:47:45,300
10150But I promise you something.
10151
101522169
1015301:47:45,626 --> 01:47:47,128
10154You lift your head up...
10155
101562170
1015701:47:47,252 --> 01:47:49,846
10158...and take a breath...
10159
101602171
1016101:47:50,547 --> 01:47:52,891
10162...there are a lot of great
10163possibilities out there.
10164
101652172
1016601:47:53,634 --> 01:47:56,137
10167New customers,
10168new franchise--
10169
101702173
1017101:47:56,470 --> 01:48:00,316
10172--just the tip of the iceberg. It's
10173waiting at the click of a button.
10174
101752174
1017601:48:02,768 --> 01:48:04,611
10177Everybody's
10178searching for something.
10179
101802175
1018101:48:04,979 --> 01:48:06,652
10182They're searching for you.
10183
101842176
1018501:48:06,981 --> 01:48:08,824
10186We just want to
10187help them find you.
10188
101892177
1019001:48:15,698 --> 01:48:17,871
10191T.G.I.F., Nooglers!
10192
101932178
1019401:48:18,325 --> 01:48:19,668
10195All right!
10196
101972179
1019801:48:21,996 --> 01:48:25,000
10199Easy, easy. It's okay.
10200
102012180
1020201:48:25,332 --> 01:48:27,460
10203Today marks not only
10204the end of the week,
10205
102062181
1020701:48:27,584 --> 01:48:29,712
10208but the end of
10209the summer's internships.
10210
102112182
1021201:48:30,045 --> 01:48:31,137
10213I know.
10214
102152183
1021601:48:31,213 --> 01:48:33,011
10217As you see
10218through these images
10219
102202184
1022101:48:33,173 --> 01:48:35,016
10222behind me,
10223it's been quite a journey.
10224
102252185
1022601:48:35,259 --> 01:48:38,012
10227A lot of memories,
10228a lot of bonds were made.
10229
102302186
1023101:48:38,262 --> 01:48:41,106
10232Kind of reminds me of the
10233first time I-- All right.
10234
102352187
1023601:48:41,348 --> 01:48:43,851
10237Today we reveal
10238the intern team...
10239
102402188
1024101:48:44,184 --> 01:48:46,278
10242...that will be
10243awarded jobs here.
10244
102452189
1024601:48:47,354 --> 01:48:50,028
10247Sadly, one team
10248has not returned, so...
10249
102502190
1025101:48:50,357 --> 01:48:52,780
10252...therefore I am
10253forced to calculate the
10254
102552191
1025601:48:52,901 --> 01:48:55,370
10257results with their score
10258as an incomplete.
10259
102602192
1026101:49:01,702 --> 01:49:03,204
10262We have a victor.
10263
102642193
1026501:49:04,705 --> 01:49:06,378
10266Congratulations--
10267
102682194
1026901:49:24,558 --> 01:49:25,559
10270What's going on?
10271
102722195
1027301:49:27,061 --> 01:49:28,404
10274What a feeling
10275
102762196
1027701:49:30,147 --> 01:49:32,491
10278Being's believing
10279
102802197
1028101:49:33,067 --> 01:49:34,910
10282Okay, calm down!
10283
102842198
1028501:49:35,152 --> 01:49:39,157
10286Pictures come alive You can
10287dance right through your life
10288
102892199
1029001:49:42,159 --> 01:49:43,832
10291Take your passion
10292
102932200
1029401:49:45,245 --> 01:49:48,089
10295And make it happen
10296
102972201
1029801:49:49,416 --> 01:49:54,092
10299Pictures come alive You can
10300dance right through your life
10301
103022202
1030301:49:57,424 --> 01:49:59,097
10304What a feeling
10305
103062203
1030701:49:59,343 --> 01:50:00,686
10308Nice!
10309
103102204
1031101:50:09,603 --> 01:50:11,276
10312Come on!
10313
103142205
1031501:50:16,693 --> 01:50:18,787
10316Extra toppings
10317on this one, boss.
10318
103192206
1032001:50:19,363 --> 01:50:20,364
10321I see that.
10322
103232207
1032401:50:27,037 --> 01:50:29,165
10325Yeah!
10326
103272208
1032801:50:29,289 --> 01:50:30,882
10329That's enough!
10330
103312209
1033201:50:31,125 --> 01:50:32,968
10333That's enough! !
10334
103352210
1033601:50:35,879 --> 01:50:38,052
10337Lovely theatrics,
10338but the jig is up.
10339
103402211
1034101:50:38,298 --> 01:50:40,721
10342It's too late. Rules
10343are rules, right, Chetty?
10344
103452212
1034601:50:40,968 --> 01:50:42,811
10347Yes. Rules are rules.
10348
103492213
1035001:50:43,470 --> 01:50:46,314
10351And the rules state that
10352every team has the right...
10353
103542214
1035501:50:46,640 --> 01:50:49,234
10356...until the announcement is
10357made to turn in their sales.
10358
103592215
1036001:50:49,810 --> 01:50:53,986
10361So, in spite of your lack of
10362punctuality, which is astounding...
10363
103642216
1036501:50:55,149 --> 01:50:58,995
10366...I have no choice but to
10367accept this submission...
10368
103692217
1037001:50:59,403 --> 01:51:00,495
10371...and to recalculate.
10372
103732218
1037401:51:01,488 --> 01:51:03,490
10375Go ahead. Recalculate.
10376
103772219
1037801:51:03,824 --> 01:51:07,328
10379One sale to a small family pizza
10380joint won't make a difference.
10381
103822220
1038301:51:07,578 --> 01:51:10,957
10384It does seem that Mr. Hawtrey
10385is correct once again.
10386
103872221
1038801:51:11,039 --> 01:51:12,165
10389Boom!
10390
103912222
1039201:51:12,249 --> 01:51:15,844
10393The sales from one shop
10394on the last challenge...
10395
103962223
1039701:51:16,044 --> 01:51:18,046
10398...are not enough to
10399put you in the lead.
10400
104012224
1040201:51:18,338 --> 01:51:19,339
10403I'm sorry, bud.
10404
104052225
1040601:51:21,175 --> 01:51:22,176
10407MR. CHETTYY But...
10408
104092226
1041001:51:23,844 --> 01:51:25,187
10411...this...
10412
104132227
1041401:51:25,512 --> 01:51:27,185
10415...is not one shop.
10416
104172228
1041801:51:27,681 --> 01:51:29,354
10419You see, this...
10420
104212229
1042201:51:30,184 --> 01:51:34,690
10423is a blossoming franchise with endless
10424possibilities, thanks to you.
10425
104262230
1042701:51:35,022 --> 01:51:39,027
10428And what you have done as a
10429team is connect to people.
10430
104312231
1043201:51:39,359 --> 01:51:41,703
10433And connect those
10434people to information.
10435
104362232
1043701:51:42,029 --> 01:51:44,373
10438Which is what we do.
10439
104402233
1044101:51:44,865 --> 01:51:47,709
10442And more than that, you
10443have the courage to dream.
10444
104452234
1044601:51:48,035 --> 01:51:53,041
10447In spite of your obvious
10448and astonishing limitations...
10449
104502235
1045101:51:53,874 --> 01:51:55,876
10452...you never gave up
10453on that dream.
10454
104552236
1045601:51:56,877 --> 01:51:58,049
10457So...
10458
104592237
1046001:51:58,545 --> 01:51:59,717
10461...gentlemen...
10462
104632238
1046401:52:00,547 --> 01:52:01,673
10465...and lady...
10466
104672239
1046801:52:01,882 --> 01:52:03,384
10469Whoa, whoa, hold on.
10470
104712240
1047201:52:03,717 --> 01:52:06,721
10473Chetty, no offense, you're
10474a glorified babysitter.
10475
104762241
1047701:52:07,054 --> 01:52:09,898
10478Let's get somebody down here
10479who means something.
10480
104812242
1048201:52:10,224 --> 01:52:11,521
10483I'm right here.
10484
104852243
1048601:52:11,642 --> 01:52:12,894
10487Terrific.
10488
104892244
1049001:52:15,896 --> 01:52:18,900
10491Graham, please
10492meet Mr. Anderson.
10493
104942245
1049501:52:19,191 --> 01:52:20,238
10496You know this guy?
10497
104982246
1049901:52:20,525 --> 01:52:24,200
10500I should think so. Andrew
10501here is the head of Search...
10502
105032247
1050401:52:24,404 --> 01:52:27,203
10505...a rather important
10506position here at Google.
10507
105082248
1050901:52:27,407 --> 01:52:29,034
10510Honored-- It's an honor.
10511
105122249
1051301:52:29,243 --> 01:52:31,917
10514Look at you, Headphones. A
10515little mystery behind the boy.
10516
105172250
1051801:52:32,204 --> 01:52:33,251
10519How do you know him?
10520
105212251
1052201:52:33,538 --> 01:52:37,088
10523We were encouraged to reach
10524out to experienced Googlers.
10525
105262252
1052701:52:37,376 --> 01:52:41,256
10528To reach out to other Googlers,
10529not just kiss their asses.
10530
105312253
1053201:52:41,546 --> 01:52:44,265
10533You see,
10534these interns are smart...
10535
105362254
1053701:52:45,092 --> 01:52:46,435
10538...collaborative...
10539
105402255
1054101:52:46,927 --> 01:52:48,770
10542pretty...
10543Thank you.
10544
105452256
1054601:52:49,096 --> 01:52:52,771
10547...and just weird enough
10548to make them interesting.
10549
105502257
1055101:52:53,100 --> 01:52:56,775
10552Also, they came
10553together as a team...
10554
105552258
1055601:52:57,104 --> 01:52:58,947
10557...to do something here.
10558
105592259
1056001:52:59,273 --> 01:53:02,277
10561Their Googliness is
10562truly off the charts.
10563
105642260
1056501:53:02,609 --> 01:53:06,614
10566Oh, stop with the "Googliness".
10567What does that even mean?
10568
105692261
1057001:53:06,947 --> 01:53:09,416
10571The fact that you
10572don't know what it means
10573
105742262
1057501:53:09,533 --> 01:53:11,956
10576is why you will
10577never work here.
10578
105792263
1058001:53:13,787 --> 01:53:14,959
10581Also...
10582
105832264
1058401:53:15,414 --> 01:53:19,089
10585...you just made me use a bunch of
10586words in front of a ton of people.
10587
105882265
1058901:53:19,334 --> 01:53:21,678
10590Look at me-- you're a
10591real dick for doing that.
10592
105932266
1059401:53:21,920 --> 01:53:25,265
10595Look at me again. And I know
10596that your accent is bullshit.
10597
105982267
1059901:53:25,841 --> 01:53:27,013
10600What?
10601
106022268
1060301:53:29,678 --> 01:53:30,850
10604So...
10605
106062269
1060701:53:35,183 --> 01:53:36,856
10608...welcome to Google.
10609
106102270
1061101:53:41,648 --> 01:53:42,740
10612All right!
10613
106142271
1061501:53:44,109 --> 01:53:45,281
10616Yes!
10617
106182272
1061901:53:53,452 --> 01:53:54,795
10620I have a job!
10621
106222273
1062301:53:55,037 --> 01:53:56,710
10624I have a job!
10625
106262274
1062701:53:57,039 --> 01:54:00,885
10628Why are you getting up?
10629I should be the winner.
10630
106312275
1063201:54:01,626 --> 01:54:03,128
10633I hope you're all happy.
10634
106352276
1063601:54:03,211 --> 01:54:06,340
10637Maybe if I had a team of
10638equals who contributed
10639
106402277
1064101:54:06,423 --> 01:54:08,425
10642once in a while, this
10643wouldn't have happened.
10644
106452278
1064601:54:08,884 --> 01:54:11,137
10647What do you have
10648to say for yourself, eh?
10649
106502279
1065101:54:12,220 --> 01:54:14,063
10652I think it's time
10653to fake an injury.
10654
106552280
1065601:54:14,306 --> 01:54:16,308
10657What are you--
10658
106592281
1066001:54:16,391 --> 01:54:17,483
10661Ohh!
10662
106632282
1066401:54:17,559 --> 01:54:18,560
10665Man down!
10666
106672283
1066801:54:20,228 --> 01:54:23,402
10669Chetty, I appreciate
10670what you said back there.
10671
106722284
1067301:54:23,648 --> 01:54:25,742
10674You had us figured
10675wrong from the start.
10676
106772285
1067801:54:25,984 --> 01:54:27,577
10679He voted for you
10680from the start.
10681
106822286
1068301:54:27,903 --> 01:54:29,075
10684What?
10685
106862287
1068701:54:29,321 --> 01:54:31,824
10688Mr. Chetty was
10689the deciding vote.
10690
106912288
1069201:54:32,240 --> 01:54:34,618
10693I didn't have a fancy education
10694like most of the people here.
10695
106962289
1069701:54:34,701 --> 01:54:37,170
10698I had to work hard
10699to get where I am.
10700
107012290
1070201:54:37,579 --> 01:54:41,584
10703I recognized a similar tenacity in
10704you two, so I took a chance on you.
10705
107062291
1070701:54:42,751 --> 01:54:45,095
10708You did test my faith
10709a few times.
10710
107112292
1071201:54:46,254 --> 01:54:47,927
10713Basically, the entire time.
10714
107152293
1071601:54:48,256 --> 01:54:50,099
10717But I'm glad you
10718proved me right.
10719
107202294
1072101:54:50,592 --> 01:54:53,266
10722Chetty,
10723thanks for betting on us.
10724
107252295
1072601:54:58,517 --> 01:55:01,361
10727It looks like you'll be
10728seeing a lot more of me here.
10729
107302296
1073101:55:01,686 --> 01:55:03,939
10732So it does.
10733Congratulations.
10734
107352297
1073601:55:04,022 --> 01:55:05,023
10737Thank you.
10738
107392298
1074001:55:05,857 --> 01:55:06,858
10741The other night--
10742
107432299
1074401:55:07,359 --> 01:55:08,611
10745It was fun.
10746
107472300
1074801:55:08,860 --> 01:55:09,827
10749It was fun.
10750
107512301
1075201:55:09,903 --> 01:55:11,826
10753Right?
10754Yeah.
10755
107562302
1075701:55:15,200 --> 01:55:16,543
10758No regrets.
10759
107602303
1076101:55:17,702 --> 01:55:18,874
10762No.
10763
107642304
1076501:55:31,633 --> 01:55:34,136
10766Let's get to that warm,
10767fuzzy part.
10768
107692305
1077001:55:34,344 --> 01:55:35,687
10771That's not going to happen.
10772
107732306
1077401:55:37,806 --> 01:55:40,559
10775I love him even more.
10776He leaves it cold like that.
10777
107782307
1077901:55:40,892 --> 01:55:43,896
10780You keep playing hard to get,
10781you'll find yourself alone!
10782
107832308
1078401:55:44,146 --> 01:55:45,693
10785We're
10786not having a beer together.
10787
107882309
1078901:55:45,772 --> 01:55:47,900
10790We're going to have five.
10791We're equals now.
10792
107932310
1079401:55:47,983 --> 01:55:49,075
10795No, we're not.
10796
107972311
1079801:55:49,151 --> 01:55:50,494
10799Yes, we are!
10800No, we're not.
10801
108022312
1080301:55:50,735 --> 01:55:52,328
10804Let's go find more interns.
10805
108062313
1080701:55:52,446 --> 01:55:54,073
10808Please stop
10809talking to me.
10810
108112314
1081201:55:54,322 --> 01:55:55,414
10813We'll get drunk!
10814
108152315
1081601:56:03,415 --> 01:56:05,509
10817Have a great
10818senior year. We'll keep
10819
108202316
1082101:56:05,625 --> 01:56:07,343
10822your desk chairs warm.
10823Team Lyle!
10824
108252317
1082601:56:07,461 --> 01:56:09,008
10827Team Lyle!
10828
108292318
1083001:56:11,089 --> 01:56:13,091
10831Yo-Yo! Come! Now!
10832
108332319
1083401:56:13,425 --> 01:56:14,768
10835Mom, I need a minute.
10836
108372320
1083801:56:15,010 --> 01:56:16,512
10839We need to--
10840Mom.
10841
108422321
1084301:56:16,928 --> 01:56:20,774
10844I'm saying good-bye to my friends.
10845I'm taking a minute.
10846
108472322
1084801:56:21,266 --> 01:56:22,438
10849Okay?
10850
108512323
1085201:56:29,274 --> 01:56:31,777
10853You grew an eyebrow,
10854Yo-Yo! Come on!
10855
108562324
1085701:56:32,110 --> 01:56:35,455
10858Okay, you riff-raff, get out of here!
10859See you down the road.
10860
108612325
1086201:56:35,947 --> 01:56:37,039
10863Thank you, Captain.
10864
108652326
1086601:56:37,157 --> 01:56:38,283
10867Thank you, Big B.
10868
108692327
1087001:56:40,785 --> 01:56:42,128
10871My Khaleesi.
10872
108732328
1087401:56:42,245 --> 01:56:43,622
10875My sun and stars.
10876
108772329
1087801:56:44,122 --> 01:56:46,124
10879Want to get weird
10880in a nap pool'?
10881
108822330
1088301:56:46,374 --> 01:56:49,878
10884So, don't be a stranger.
10885Shoot me a text sometime.
10886
108872331
1088801:56:50,128 --> 01:56:52,631
10889Forget that. I'll come
10890see you in person.
10891
108922332
1089301:56:53,298 --> 01:56:55,847
10894I'd like that.
10895
108962333
1089701:56:56,968 --> 01:56:58,060
10898I grew a pair of balls,
10899did you see?
10900
109012334
1090201:56:58,178 --> 01:56:59,304
10903A big pair.
10904
109052335
1090601:56:59,554 --> 01:57:00,726
10907You were amazing!
10908
109092336
1091001:57:00,972 --> 01:57:02,144
10911They're touching
10912my ankles.
10913
109142337
1091501:57:02,265 --> 01:57:03,482
10916Okay, we don't
10917need that.
10918
109192338
1092001:57:05,644 --> 01:57:06,987
10921Congratulations, guys.
10922
109232339
1092401:57:07,312 --> 01:57:08,655
10925Thank you, boss!
10926
109272340
1092801:57:09,147 --> 01:57:12,947
10929I did get you a little something.
10930Not to get too sentimental...
10931
109322341
1093301:57:13,026 --> 01:57:14,994
10934Whoa! Whoa!
10935
109362342
1093701:57:15,362 --> 01:57:18,536
10938Look at this high roller!
10939Busting out the Pappy on me!
10940
109412343
1094201:57:18,865 --> 01:57:20,708
10943I figured we earned a swig.
10944Mmm-hmm!
10945
109462344
1094701:57:21,243 --> 01:57:22,369
10948Hell of a summer, bud.
10949
109502345
1095101:57:22,869 --> 01:57:24,542
10952Hell of a summer.
10953
109542346
1095501:57:42,931 --> 01:57:44,148
10956Doo wacko!
10957
109582347
1095901:57:52,941 --> 01:57:57,697
10960Here is to you, honey
10961But I'm out of your league
10962
109632348
1096401:57:59,155 --> 01:58:05,504
10965Never gonna pass me 'Cause I'm out of
10966your league, your league, your league
10967
109682349
1096901:58:05,579 --> 01:58:10,085
10970Lookie here, baby
10971You're coming my way
10972
109732350
1097401:58:11,167 --> 01:58:14,091
10975But I move
10976like a landslide
10977
109782351
1097901:58:14,170 --> 01:58:17,549
10980So get out of my way
10981and stay away
10982
109832352
1098401:58:17,799 --> 01:58:20,427
10985Up from the floor
10986on the count of ten
10987
109882353
1098901:58:20,510 --> 01:58:23,810
10990Oh, you get up, you get
10991down and you try it again
10992
109932354
1099401:58:23,888 --> 01:58:26,516
10995Up and down
10996and around again
10997
109982355
1099901:58:26,600 --> 01:58:28,102
11000British! Listen,
11001Professor--
11002
110032356
1100401:58:32,522 --> 01:58:33,865
11005All right
11006
110072357
1100801:58:45,452 --> 01:58:50,128
11009Time to learn a lesson
11010Like Pavlov's dog
11011
110122358
1101301:58:51,333 --> 01:58:54,007
11014If same-mg isn't working
11015
110162359
1101701:58:54,085 --> 01:58:57,305
11018Why don't you different
11019instead, instead, instead
11020
110212360
1102201:58:57,380 --> 01:59:01,726
11023Like Samson and Delilah
11024Attila and the Huns
11025
110262361
1102701:59:03,470 --> 01:59:04,847
11028I understand that,
11029but here we go.
11030
110312362
1103201:59:04,929 --> 01:59:06,306
11033Go cheek to cheek.
11034
110352363
1103601:59:06,640 --> 01:59:08,313
11037Yes, yes, I get it.
11038
110392364
1104001:59:08,642 --> 01:59:09,985
11041Hi, my name is Billy!
11042
110432365
1104401:59:10,226 --> 01:59:11,569
11045Nick Campbell.
11046
110472366
1104801:59:12,854 --> 01:59:15,778
11049Oh, you get up, you get
11050down and you try it again
11051
110522367
1105301:59:16,358 --> 01:59:18,656
11054Up and down
11055and around again
11056
110572368
1105801:59:18,735 --> 01:59:21,909
11059Oh, you get up, you get
11060down and you try it again
11061
110622369
1106301:59:24,908 --> 01:59:28,037
11064Oh, you get up, you get
11065down and you try it again
11066
110672370
1106801:59:31,247 --> 01:59:36,247
11069Oh, you get up, you get
11070down and you try it again
11071
110722371
1107301:59:46,513 --> 01:59:48,356
11074Guys, hey.
11075
110762372
1107701:59:48,431 --> 01:59:50,604
11078Hey.
11079So, what do you think?
11080
110812373
1108201:59:51,101 --> 01:59:52,694
11083Cosplay,
11084what can you say?
11085
110862374
1108701:59:52,769 --> 01:59:55,147
11088I knew you'd love it. Stuart
11089totally loves it too, now.
11090
110912375
1109201:59:55,271 --> 01:59:56,614
11093You guys have fun.
11094Okay, great.
11095
110962376
1109701:59:56,690 --> 01:59:58,112
11098Don't worry about us,
11099we're having a great time.
11100
111012377
1110201:59:58,233 --> 01:59:59,359
11103Don't worry about us,
11104we're having fun.
11105
111062378
1110701:59:59,442 --> 02:00:01,035
11108Here we go.
11109I get it.
11110
111112379
1111202:00:01,111 --> 02:00:02,988
11113Classics Luke and Han
11114with Boba Fett.
11115
111162380
1111702:00:03,071 --> 02:00:04,744
11118Couple of observers,
11119we're just here to observe.
11120
111212381
1112202:00:04,823 --> 02:00:06,120
11123It's me.
11124Kevin!
11125
111262382
1112702:00:06,199 --> 02:00:08,076
11128What the shit?
11129Guys.
11130
111312383
1113202:00:08,159 --> 02:00:09,160
11133Kevin?
11134Yeah!
11135
111362384
1113702:00:09,285 --> 02:00:12,084
11138What the hell are you doing here?
11139Cosby.
11140
111412385
1114202:00:12,205 --> 02:00:14,207
11143Is it your first time at Cosby?
11144Excuse me?
11145
111462386
1114702:00:14,290 --> 02:00:16,668
11148It's my new journey.
11149And I have you to thank.
11150
111512387
1115202:00:16,751 --> 02:00:18,253
11153You really pointed
11154some things out,
11155
111562388
1115702:00:18,336 --> 02:00:20,009
11158I was being
11159a jerk to people.
11160
111612389
1116202:00:20,088 --> 02:00:21,214
11163'Cause I was
11164hurting inside.
11165
111662390
1116702:00:21,297 --> 02:00:22,719
11168Hell, it takes a big man to
11169admit he's wrong, Kevin.
11170
111712391
1117202:00:22,799 --> 02:00:23,800
11173Good for you.
11174
111752392
1117602:00:23,967 --> 02:00:26,265
11177Anyway, I'm gonna dive
11178back into the fun. Ooh!
11179
111802393
1118102:00:26,344 --> 02:00:27,891
11182Check out this
11183hot little number.
11184
111852394
1118602:00:27,971 --> 02:00:31,396
11187I don't know if it's an
11188Ewok or a space squirrel.
11189
111902395
1119102:00:31,474 --> 02:00:33,021
11192I can't wait
11193to rip into that.
11194
111952396
1119602:00:33,101 --> 02:00:34,648
11197How do you know who's
11198underneath the mask?
11199
112002397
1120102:00:34,728 --> 02:00:37,698
11202Look, I don't know what's underneath
11203the hood, and I don't give a shit.
11204
112052398
1120602:00:37,772 --> 02:00:39,649
11207I'm insatiable.
11208Now if you'll excuse me,
11209
112102399
1121102:00:39,733 --> 02:00:43,658
11212old Boba Fett's gonna give this
11213squirrel a couple of nuts to hide.
11214
112152400
1121602:00:44,279 --> 02:00:45,326
11217You know Boba Fett,
11218
112192401
1122002:00:45,405 --> 02:00:47,658
11221he always fucked the space
11222squirrel at the end of the movie.
11223
112242402
1122502:00:48,158 --> 02:00:51,412
11226Audience knew it was coming,
11227audience wanted it.
11228
112292403
1123002:00:51,494 --> 02:00:52,916
11231Audience got it!
11232
112332404
1123402:01:07,177 --> 02:01:10,681
11235She's coming on to me
11236because she said
11237
112382405
1123902:01:10,764 --> 02:01:13,517
11240I'm lonely
11241Darling, please
11242
112432406
1124402:01:13,600 --> 02:01:17,650
11245But instead of waiting,
11246I go flying off to you
11247
112482407
1124902:01:17,729 --> 02:01:21,029
11250Why? Oh, well,
11251just because
11252
112532408
1125402:01:41,961 --> 02:01:45,386
11255I arrive when you're gone,
11256so I wait at your door
11257
112582409
1125902:01:45,465 --> 02:01:48,890
11260You pull up in some
11261guy's car around four
11262
112632410
1126402:01:48,968 --> 02:01:52,563
11265I punch him, kiss
11266then carry you inside
11267
112682411
1126902:01:52,639 --> 02:01:55,518
11270Why? Oh, well,
11271just because
11272
112732412
1127402:02:23,711 --> 02:02:26,555
11275Oh, baby, do you
11276like me that way?
11277
112782413
1127902:02:27,131 --> 02:02:30,556
11280There's something 'bout you
11281that makes me want to say
11282
112832414
1128402:02:30,635 --> 02:02:33,263
11285I don't mind, I don't mind,
11286I don't mind
11287
112882415
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11290Oh, baby,
11291I like it that way
11292
112932416
1129402:02:37,684 --> 02:02:41,063
11295She's coming home to me
11296because she said
11297
112982417
1129902:02:41,145 --> 02:02:44,069
11300I'm lonely
11301Darling, please
11302
113032418
1130402:02:44,148 --> 02:02:50,622
11305But instead of waiting,
11306I go flying off to you
11307
113082419
1130902:02:54,117 --> 02:02:57,621
11310Why? Well, just because