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1[00:00:05] <XelaReko> , the Constitution was further amended so that the Legislature could authorize eligible organizations to conduct raffles as a funding mechanism provided that at least 90% of the gross receipts from the raffle go directly to beneficial or charitable purposes. This percentage may be amended by statute.31
2[00:00:18] <WokenClick> it's just an easy way to cover himself rather than rsik it
3[00:00:41] <Danielle> HP have you done raffles last year?
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5[00:00:53] <DoctorGyarados> So he would have to be officially recognized as a fund-raiser by Child's Play
6[00:00:58] <DoctorGyarados> is that what I'm reading?
7[00:01:10] <XelaReko> which is done by getting his event approved
8[00:01:13] <XelaReko> which he did
9[00:01:19] <Danielle> assuming it's just for taxes it's not too late to go back and declare it
10[00:01:44] <XelaReko> OK HP
11[00:01:51] <XelaReko> you aren't allowed to steal from the donations
12[00:01:57] <XelaReko> I know
13[00:01:59] <XelaReko> it is hard
14[00:02:07] <XelaReko> but you can't. It's illegal
15[00:02:23] <HPBriefcase> Its really unlikely I would get in any sort of trouble anyway. Adding a "Chat Giveaway" is just extra coverage. And I'm okay giving some money to Childs Play
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17[00:02:29] *Danielle has no clue if Ontario requires raffles to be declared*
18[00:02:51] <XelaReko> And you aren't getting paid by CP
19[00:03:20] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v KidSpanner
20[00:03:28] <KidSpanner> rawr
21[00:03:29] <RoBoBo> KidSpanner is a DINOSAUR
22[00:03:56] <XelaReko> What is with Cali and these CRAZY laws
23[00:04:09] <HPBriefcase> Basically, adding the Chat Giveaway option circumvents the WHOLE THING of "If participants are required to purchase a ticket in order to have a chance to win a prize, the drawing is subject to the provisions of Penal Code section 320.5 and related regulations."
24[00:04:25] <HPBriefcase> Because then it becomes a "No Purchase Neccessary" raffle.
25[00:04:33] <HPBriefcase> Everyone watching has a baseline chance.
26[00:04:37] <Danielle> Cali prolly worried raffles filter drug money laundering or something
27[00:04:54] <HPBriefcase> And like I said, its already super unlikely I'd get hit.
28[00:05:18] <XelaReko> Luckie, i highly doubt that
29[00:05:44] *Danielle thinks outloud*
30[00:05:45] <WokenClick> I think its more raffles can be used in ponzi/pyramid schemes
31[00:05:57] <XelaReko> yeah
32[00:06:21] <HPBriefcase> So I'll just donate a "Chat Giveaway" ticket for each drive. No big. And like WC said, it could be fun if it hits.
33[00:06:43] <Captain_Phil> can I play fallout, like right now plox?
34[00:07:01] <XelaReko> i was just thinking that I could adjust the script to allow for it without you needing to pay
35[00:07:27] <HPBriefcase> If you can do that, I won't object, but if not, or if it would be a huge hassle, I'm fine donating.
36[00:07:29] <XelaReko> Either way
37[00:07:54] <XelaReko> it still will violate the law since we are doing it online and we are using a computer to draw the results
38[00:08:08] <XelaReko> because geez
39[00:08:16] <XelaReko> california is nuts
40[00:08:21] <HPBriefcase> Because it's no purchase neccessary, the rules don't apply
41[00:08:34] <HPBriefcase> Thats the thing
42[00:08:38] <XelaReko> because you can purchase to increase your odds, it does
43[00:08:49] <XelaReko> it has to be 100% free to not be covered
44[00:09:52] <HPBriefcase> I dunno. It doesn't say anything in the section I'm reading about it needing to be 100% free, just that no purchase is "required for a chance to win"
45[00:09:53] <EldraziPhone> Oh great
46[00:10:08] <XelaReko> it falls under lotto rules
47[00:10:15] <EldraziPhone> I only have one cocking downstream channel
48[00:10:47] <EldraziPhone> I swear to fuck i hope this doesn't require someone coming out
49[00:11:08] <HPBriefcase> It would be fuzzy anyway, since its not my money, and Childs Play isn't based in Cali. I doubt it will even be an issue, but the chat giveaway option I think is a good additional coverage, at least
50[00:11:23] <HPBriefcase> Anyway, I gotta go pick up my tint spray and get ready for the stream
51[00:11:23] <WokenClick> shows good faith coverage too
52[00:11:48] <XelaReko> yeah
53[00:12:00] <XelaReko> here it is
54[00:12:01] <XelaReko> (1) it involves a general and indiscriminate distribution of tickets
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56[00:12:06] <XelaReko> you can buy more tickets
57[00:12:13] <XelaReko> so
58[00:12:15] <XelaReko> nope
59[00:12:16] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
60[00:12:24] <XelaReko> I just wouldn't worry
61[00:12:35] <XelaReko> CP would be the one to get sued
62[00:12:38] <XelaReko> WAIT
63[00:12:52] <XelaReko> the raffle isn't even in CALIFORNIA
64[00:12:59] <HPBriefcase> Its all so stupid anyway, cause you're NOT buying tickets. You're donating. And all I'm doing is querying their database.
65[00:13:04] <XelaReko> The raffle is in philly
66[00:13:10] <XelaReko> because that is where the server is
67[00:13:17] <WokenClick> so, did anyone catch the preorder joke in the ubisoft presentation? I missed it
68[00:13:19] <XelaReko> and CP isn't based in cali
69[00:13:19] <Roosevelt> I think HPBriefcase you're right
70[00:13:29] <XelaReko> So this is all moot
71[00:13:35] <Roosevelt> because when I get a tax receipt from CP they say it was a straight donation for no reward
72[00:13:46] <Roosevelt> even though coincidentally LRR shipped me a thing
73[00:13:54] <Roosevelt> that I won in an auction
74[00:14:00] <HPBriefcase> CP is Washington, Server is in Philly, I'm in Cali, so its stupid. But yeah, the donation is separate from me.
75[00:14:06] <XelaReko> You are just the distribution center
76[00:14:14] <XelaReko> and this is now a giveaway
77[00:14:20] <HPBriefcase> Okay, I feel better.
78[00:14:27] <XelaReko> you tots covered
79[00:14:30] <XelaReko> but still
80[00:14:33] <HPBriefcase> Gotta run though, I'll be back on chat in like an hour.
81[00:14:38] <HPBriefcase> Or less
82[00:14:39] <XelaReko> do the chat give away thing
83[00:14:58] <HPBriefcase> Yeah, still seems like a good plan
84[00:15:56] <Gyaradroid> Oh wait Symphone I'm not done
85[00:16:06] <Gyaradroid> how do you say 'proceed'
86[00:16:12] <Symphone> :I
87[00:16:24] <Symphone> proh- seed
88[00:16:33] <Gyaradroid> which syllable has the emphasis?
89[00:16:42] <Symphone> seed
90[00:17:03] <Gyaradroid> Pruh-seed, emphasis seed
91[00:17:12] <Dicey> Canada up 1-0 over Netherlands in the half.
92[00:17:39] <Gyaradroid> except when it's a noun
93[00:17:59] <Gyaradroid> proceeds is proh-seeds, emphasis proh
94[00:18:45] <Magnatek> Does the "h" in the Bloodborne city name come after the Y or N?
95[00:19:04] <EldraziPhone> Grrrr
96[00:20:00] <EldraziPhone> Welp looks like my internet is totally fucked for the evening at least
97[00:20:16] <Starnerf> Yharnam
98[00:20:32] <Magnatek> Thanks.
99[00:20:39] <Danielle> Alaska Pallock
100[00:20:54] <Danielle> fish that takes long to cook
101[00:21:15] <Symphone> I should tally the money we made
102[00:21:19] <Symphone> hmm
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104[00:24:49] <EldraziOutlaw> ...
105[00:24:53] <EldraziOutlaw> I swear to fucking christ
106[00:25:14] <EldraziOutlaw> Just as I say "fuck it, i'll teather my phone" the sodding router starts working again
107[00:25:20] *zeke229 hugs eldrazi*
108[00:25:26] <zeke229> ~weather
109[00:25:51] <EldraziOutlaw> someone please bring me a God, so I can punch them in the fucking taint
110[00:27:01] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Cuttlefishman
111[00:28:01] *EldraziOutlaw hugs zeke229 and Danielle*
112[00:28:24] *Danielle hugs*
113[00:31:26] <Symphone> hmm.
114[00:31:43] <Symphone> not as much as I was expecting
115[00:33:10] <Symphone> only made $235
116[00:33:34] <Symphone> slow year..
117[00:35:19] *EldraziOutlaw rolls Symphone*
118[00:35:55] <Symphone> :o
119[00:38:34] *EldraziOutlaw flails*
120[00:39:48] <EldraziOutlaw> how are you Symphone
121[00:40:21] <Symphone> tired and slightly disappointed
122[00:41:07] <EldraziOutlaw> aww :(
123[00:42:55] <Vaelith> https://twitter.com/JKartje/status/610516783217311744
124[00:42:56] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/15 11:38] @JKartje: Yes, Miyazaki is directing. Game is looking incredible. Excited to start showing it off and pumped for the story elements. Trailer thoughts?
125[00:43:01] *EldraziOutlaw sends hugs to Symphone*
126[00:43:26] <MasterCheese> Eeeee, Dishonored 2
127[00:43:28] <UnsafeBot> MasterCheese: I'll try to remember to ask on Thursday, but if possible, I'd like to get a Space Engineers server set up for a few hours on Saturday for the 24 Hour Stream. < From HPBriefcase on Mon, 15 Jun 2015 20:20:18 UTC (4 hours 23 minutes ago)
128[00:43:51] <MasterCheese> ~tell HPBraincase Probably doable, just make sure to remind me
129[00:43:51] <PyHeufyBot> Okay, I'll tell HPBraincase that next time they speak.
130[00:52:52] <Danielle> sigh
131[00:53:34] <Dicey> Hmmm
132[00:53:36] *Danielle links suicide prevention hotlines to depression forum, hopefully not needed *
133[00:53:45] <Dicey> Ancestors game trailer is interesting
134[00:54:59] <EldraziOutlaw> :(
135[00:55:01] <EldraziOutlaw> is everything ok Danielle?
136[00:55:20] <Danielle> I don't know
137[00:56:06] <Danielle> if anyone sees rikadyn, try be extra nice
138[00:56:32] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v KidSpanner
139[00:56:33] <Danielle> and direct him to forum
140[00:57:29] <Danielle> !tell rikadyn See forum reply if you aren't feeling better.
141[00:57:30] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell rikadyn next time I see them speak.
142[00:58:18] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Master_Gunner
143[00:58:28] <betsy> so I just ... experienced? Friday's W+P.
144[00:58:41] <WokenClick> ha, welcome to that fun club
145[00:58:43] <Magnatek> Yeah, that's the word.
146[00:59:26] <WokenClick> sony pressre hyoe
147[00:59:26] <Dicey> Haven't watched the W+P
148[00:59:55] <betsy> it's a thing
149[00:59:58] <betsy> oooh is it a thing
150[01:00:15] <Dicey> Well, first I'll watch the Sony presser
151[01:00:18] <Tyranic-Moron> Sony going live! I'm hoping for more No Man's Sky news
152[01:00:25] <WokenClick> yesss
153[01:00:32] <sektor88> yeah, sony keynote immient
154[01:00:36] <sektor88> *imminent
155[01:00:44] <Dicey> Youtube stream mentioned they'll have the Hello Games guys on their stream after the press event
156[01:00:47] <Dicey> So likely something
157[01:00:53] <betsy> also ugh guy I went on a couple dates with before I started dating my bf (we've been together 2+ years now) that I never took off my steam friends list just tried to add me to his little group uuuugh what do I do
158[01:01:00] <EldraziOutlaw> link to the sony stream
159[01:01:08] <sektor88> betsy: don't add / accept? :P
160[01:01:09] <WokenClick> d dating my bf (we've been together 2+ years now) th
161[01:01:10] <Dicey> Decline the invite?
162[01:01:14] <WokenClick> http://www.twitch.tv/twitch
163[01:01:16] <PyMoronBot> 03Twitch "E3 Day 0 LIVE - PlayStation Press Conference"14, playing E3 201503 (Live with 156,884 viewers)
164[01:01:19] <Starnerf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBM5nzJ5Bws
165[01:01:20] <PyMoronBot> YouTube Live at E3 - Complete Coverage All Day [LIVE NOW] 14| 00:00 14| gameslice 14| All the press conferences. Exclusive reveals. Special guests. Join YouTube Live at E3 for 12 hours this Monday starting at Noon Eastern / 9 AM PT. ...
166[01:01:44] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Canageek
167[01:01:46] <Tyranic-Moron> ooh, Mad Max game?
168[01:01:50] <Danielle> Alex_LRR stream
169[01:01:51] <EldraziOutlaw> betsy why did he add you, might be nothing
170[01:01:52] <Dicey> And Star Wars
171[01:01:58] <sektor88> Tyranic-Moron: yeah, thatw as announced before E3 though
172[01:02:10] *Spluuga kitty tackles Danielle *
173[01:02:11] <Dicey> Uncharted
174[01:02:17] <Dezren> I decline every steam group I get invited to
175[01:02:23] <Danielle> this fish tasted like....nuts...and potatoes
176[01:02:29] <Dicey> God of War
177[01:02:33] <Tyranic-Moron> saw a God of War in there
178[01:02:36] <Starnerf> Kingdom Hearts
179[01:02:43] <Danielle> it's coated in potato stuffs but didn't see nuts listed
180[01:02:45] <Dicey> Gundam?
181[01:02:46] <Starnerf> Zone fo the Enders?
182[01:02:47] <sektor88> and street fighter V, obbs
183[01:02:55] <sektor88> digundam game for PS4 in japanw as announced
184[01:02:59] <sektor88> heard NOTHING about new ZOE though
185[01:03:04] <Tyranic-Moron> some sorta mech there for sure
186[01:03:12] <Dicey> Space mech yes
187[01:03:15] <WokenClick> Oh god if there was ZoE
188[01:03:17] <sektor88> okay, focusing on keybote nao
189[01:03:18] <WokenClick> I might die
190[01:03:31] <Spluuga> sektor88, it's konami.. you'd think they say a thing?
191[01:03:37] <Starnerf> It looked like ZoE to me, but I haven't seen Gundam in a long time
192[01:03:37] *Symphone lays in middle of chat and falls asleep*
193[01:03:43] <Starnerf> so they could look like that now
194[01:03:49] <sektor88> Starnerf: well the nly PS4 gundam game I know is japan only
195[01:03:50] <Spluuga> it looked like ZoE
196[01:03:54] <sektor88> and highly unlikely to get localized
197[01:03:57] <sektor88> would be shocked if it did
198[01:03:58] <betsy> eegh it's just odd because he said stuff like "I'll wait for you" back a couple years ago and there's like 6 people int hat group and we've not spoken in at least 2 years
199[01:04:05] <betsy> uuuugh people. social interactions hard
200[01:04:06] <sektor88> betsy: yeah, don't do it
201[01:04:12] <Dicey> burn it
202[01:04:44] *Spluuga paws at betsy *
203[01:05:28] <Dicey> Frog Fractions 2
204[01:05:29] <Starnerf> Last Guardian?
205[01:05:30] <Dicey> :P
206[01:05:31] <Spluuga> hype?
207[01:05:49] <Tyranic-Moron> oh god
208[01:05:54] <Tyranic-Moron> Last Guardian?
209[01:06:01] <sektor88> having an unwholesome moment?
210[01:06:02] <Cuttlefishman> Shit
211[01:06:03] <Dicey> I'm sceptical still
212[01:06:04] <Spluuga> really?
213[01:06:06] <Starnerf> PS5 exclusive
214[01:06:07] <Cuttlefishman> My external HD
215[01:06:12] <Cuttlefishman> with all my animes on it
216[01:06:19] <Cuttlefishman> seems to not be booting up
217[01:06:20] <Spluuga> gfuuuuuuuuuuck
218[01:06:25] <WokenClick> what is this?
219[01:06:25] <sektor88> wowwww
220[01:06:26] <Tyranic-Moron> LAST GUARDIAN
221[01:06:34] <Tyranic-Moron> IT EXISTS
222[01:06:36] <WokenClick> like, what is last guardian, I somehow missed that hype
223[01:06:42] <Spluuga> it's still alive
224[01:06:44] <Dicey> Waiting for the troll moment
225[01:06:45] <Starnerf> it's ICO 3
226[01:06:46] <Danielle> a lot of ppl seem to be having tech issues today
227[01:06:58] <sektor88> holy balls that thing is huge
228[01:06:59] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v sinisterduck
229[01:07:01] <Tyranic-Moron> last mentioned in 2008, Shadow of Collosus developer
230[01:07:04] <Danielle> or electrical issues
231[01:07:07] <WokenClick> Aah, is that the.. um... wtf was that game
232[01:07:10] <WokenClick> aaah yeas
233[01:07:11] <Starnerf> Dogbird
234[01:07:12] <Dicey> Shadow of Collosus and ICO dev
235[01:07:19] <Spluuga> dogebird
236[01:07:22] <Dicey> dogebird
237[01:07:50] <Danielle> Cuttlefishman, hope it wasn't your only copy of things
238[01:07:52] <Starnerf> it has no eyes
239[01:08:03] <EldraziOutlaw> and this looks very much like gameplay
240[01:08:07] <Cuttlefishman> Well, all the anime isn't super important
241[01:08:13] <Cuttlefishman> mostly it provided backups for me
242[01:08:18] <Starnerf> It looks like a PS3 game
243[01:08:19] <Dicey> This is definitely gameplay
244[01:08:22] <Cuttlefishman> Most anything important is on cloud
245[01:08:27] <Dicey> It is their art style to a t
246[01:08:28] <Starnerf> but maybe that's the stream compression
247[01:08:39] <Starnerf> he ded
248[01:08:40] <EldraziOutlaw> that might be the stream
249[01:08:45] <Danielle> yay for backups
250[01:08:57] <Danielle> ...sewage aside
251[01:08:59] <Spluuga> that are is weeeeeird mix
252[01:09:00] <Starnerf> saved by the dogbird
253[01:09:02] <Spluuga> art*
254[01:09:20] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v HPBraincase
255[01:09:35] <WokenClick> so, its cool and all, but I wonder if that fake language would get old.
256[01:09:58] <Tyranic-Moron> this clumsy movement is the best
257[01:10:02] <Starnerf> It seems like you'll be hearing it a lot more than in SotC
258[01:10:10] <Dicey> It's like ICO and SotC
259[01:10:11] <Starnerf> which could get irritating
260[01:10:23] <Dicey> Both main characters were very clumsy
261[01:10:46] <Spluuga> fuuuu
262[01:10:55] <Starnerf> oof
263[01:10:57] <Dicey> Saved by the tail
264[01:11:06] <Starnerf> that had to hurt
265[01:11:27] <Starnerf> those feathers are going crazy
266[01:11:34] <sektor88> the colossus climb :P
267[01:12:34] <Tyranic-Moron> well, Sony started strong
268[01:12:36] <sektor88> 2016 eh?
269[01:12:37] <Spluuga> development time.. a decade
270[01:12:39] <Starnerf> It sounds like a horse
271[01:12:46] <Tyranic-Moron> <understatement of the century>
272[01:12:57] <Spluuga> 2018
273[01:13:00] <Magnatek> Well, Alex has now been made happy this year.
274[01:13:15] <sektor88> multiple times
275[01:13:16] <Spluuga> they finally made that sequence playable
276[01:13:35] *zeke229 hugs chat*
277[01:13:43] *sektor88 hugs zeke229 :3*
278[01:13:49] *Spluuga pats zeke229 *
279[01:13:51] <Cuttlefishman> New Franchise?
280[01:14:01] <WokenClick> lmfao?
281[01:14:02] <Starnerf> Now enough about that, we're working on this instead
282[01:14:17] <Cuttlefishman> Calling it
283[01:14:22] <Spluuga> last guardian trope, check.
284[01:14:24] <Starnerf> Zonekill
285[01:14:25] <Cuttlefishman> It's a shooter game
286[01:14:26] <Dicey> "We just want to show you Last Guardian still exists. Ok new game"
287[01:14:30] <Spluuga> now on to real games
288[01:14:38] <Starnerf> Deatharea
289[01:15:01] <Cuttlefishman> It's... tomb raider?
290[01:15:09] <Dicey> Not a new franchise
291[01:15:13] <Spluuga> old ones? o.o
292[01:15:17] <Spluuga> cthulhu?
293[01:15:22] <WokenClick> i like this world
294[01:15:28] <Cuttlefishman> Post Apocolyptic?
295[01:15:34] <Spluuga> oh it's a post apocalypse
296[01:15:36] <WokenClick> very post
297[01:15:39] <Starnerf> post post
298[01:15:42] <Dicey> Extremely post
299[01:15:43] <Tyranic-Moron> oooooh
300[01:15:50] <Starnerf> like the postest
301[01:15:51] <Cuttlefishman> So this game... is post modern?
302[01:15:52] <sektor88> sweeet
303[01:15:53] <Spluuga> neo post apocalypse?
304[01:16:00] <Dicey> it is so post it is pre
305[01:16:02] <sektor88> beautiful
306[01:16:05] <Tyranic-Moron> it's like Enslaved!
307[01:16:08] <Dicey> pre-modern
308[01:16:09] <WokenClick> i really dig this setting
309[01:16:12] <Cuttlefishman> So... what does it do?
310[01:16:17] <LambMower_> Me and hats are going live again
311[01:16:18] <Dicey> Looks pretty
312[01:16:21] <LambMower_> .twitch cantwearhats
313[01:16:22] <PyMoronBot> 05CantWearHats "CWH watches E3 2015 with Lambmower! [Ubisoft Presentation]"14, playing E3 201505 (Offline) 14| https://twitch.tv/cantwearhats
314[01:16:30] <sektor88> So vurrent humanity is the super-advanced civilization :P
315[01:16:34] <sektor88> *current
316[01:16:47] <Cuttlefishman> Wait, what
317[01:16:48] <Spluuga> o.o
318[01:16:51] <Dicey> Huh
319[01:16:57] <Starnerf> wat
320[01:16:57] <Spluuga> machine doges
321[01:16:58] <Cuttlefishman> Robot Giraffes
322[01:17:00] <Tyranic-Moron> AI took over!
323[01:17:01] <Dicey> AI animals
324[01:17:03] <Tyranic-Moron> sweeeet
325[01:17:07] <sektor88> mecha jurassic park
326[01:17:08] <Starnerf> dinobots
327[01:17:12] <Tyranic-Moron> gameplay!
328[01:17:29] <Spluuga> oh it's the AI apocalypse
329[01:17:45] <WokenClick> yea this looks really cool
330[01:17:45] <sektor88> biomechanic?
331[01:17:47] <Spluuga> so.. what do they eat?
332[01:17:50] <EldraziOutlaw> I don't know what this is, but I want it
333[01:18:00] <Dicey> Gib pls
334[01:18:03] <Tyranic-Moron> holy shit this looks good
335[01:18:04] <Dicey> gib game
336[01:18:20] <Tyranic-Moron> from last Guardian to this?! what else do Sony have?
337[01:18:22] <Spluuga> oh they are hunting harvesters
338[01:18:26] <Starnerf> this looks really weird
339[01:18:31] <sektor88> METAL GEAR!?
340[01:18:33] <sektor88> I mean
341[01:18:35] <sektor88> uhhh
342[01:18:36] <Cuttlefishman> Is Sony playing the strongest game coming in?
343[01:18:36] <sektor88> yeah :P
344[01:18:40] <Starnerf> I don't think I'm into this
345[01:18:43] <Dicey> They showed the last MGS V trailer earlier.
346[01:18:55] <Spluuga> metal gear puppy
347[01:18:58] <Tyranic-Moron> I could not be more into this
348[01:19:10] <Dicey> Dinosaurs that are machines
349[01:19:13] <Dicey> Solid combo
350[01:19:14] <Magnatek> Don't bring arrows to a rear-mounted missile fight.
351[01:19:14] <Cuttlefishman> Sweet jesus
352[01:19:17] <Spluuga> this would be great.. on pc..
353[01:19:30] <Dicey> rekt
354[01:20:05] <Starnerf> if only the AI had evolved more armor
355[01:20:10] <Cuttlefishman> You know, generally hunts of dangerous game like this
356[01:20:11] <Spluuga> stab the power button
357[01:20:14] <Cuttlefishman> would use multiple persons
358[01:20:30] <betsy> I don't think she intended to hunt dangerous game
359[01:20:31] <Spluuga> yeah..
360[01:20:41] <betsy> she was after the liquid deer things
361[01:20:52] <Dicey> Mhmm
362[01:20:55] <sektor88> Okay, looks pretty neat
363[01:20:59] <Dicey> Mhmmm
364[01:20:59] <Spluuga> hunting deer piss
365[01:21:00] <EldraziOutlaw> ...
366[01:21:01] <Dicey> Game name?
367[01:21:05] <EldraziOutlaw> I WANT THAT GAME NOW
368[01:21:09] <Cuttlefishman> Horizon
369[01:21:09] <Magnatek> Horizon: Zero Dawn.
370[01:21:11] <sektor88> ah, deus ex probably
371[01:21:13] <Dicey> Ok
372[01:21:17] <Cuttlefishman> Squenix?
373[01:21:20] <Magnatek> New Hitman.
374[01:21:22] <Cuttlefishman> Bourne Game?
375[01:21:27] <Cuttlefishman> Ahh, Hitmans
376[01:21:35] <Magnatek> Mention of "47", so yeah.
377[01:21:42] <sektor88> ah
378[01:21:57] <sektor88> also deus ex is being saved for squeenix's show
379[01:22:20] <Tyranic-Moron> could show it here too, there's been a lot of duplicates in presentations
380[01:22:37] <sektor88> guess so
381[01:22:39] <Dicey> Mhmm
382[01:22:44] <HPBroadcast> !twitch HPBraincase
383[01:22:46] <UnsafeBot> 5HPBraincase is not currently streaming.
384[01:22:50] <HPBroadcast> Stupid API
385[01:22:55] <Dezren> benasad quizalbatch?
386[01:22:57] <Tyranic-Moron> solid name
387[01:22:58] <HPBroadcast> www.twitch.tv/hpbraincase
388[01:22:59] <PyMoronBot> 03HPBraincase "HPB Whatever The Heck This Is Mk. 1 - End of Mission - KSP Kareer Mode - Song Requests Enabled"14, playing Kerbal Space Program03 (Live with 0 viewers)
389[01:23:02] <sektor88> heh, dudes like passion pit for his entrance music :P
390[01:23:10] <Tyranic-Moron> Asad Qizilbash
391[01:23:11] <Cuttlefishman> No one cares about Hirman
392[01:23:16] <Cuttlefishman> Talk about the Horizon game
393[01:23:18] <QuarterVolt> I was gonna watch sonys presser but realized there isn't really any games on super excited for
394[01:23:18] <Cuttlefishman> come on
395[01:23:26] *Spluuga climbs to sit on HPBroadcast's head to watch E3*
396[01:23:27] <EldraziOutlaw> they are just calling about Hitman? So is it a reboot?
397[01:23:29] <Dicey> Yup, tell us about Horizon!
398[01:23:35] <Magnatek> Well, that's a hell of a name.
399[01:23:41] <Cuttlefishman> QuarterVolt - Last Gaurdian
400[01:23:51] <EldraziOutlaw> QuarterVolt: Well I am now excited for Horizon
401[01:23:56] <WokenClick> HP, hats and lamp are saying you should just join them for the sony presser hah
402[01:24:07] <betsy> there is an interesting trend this year, lots of lady protags
403[01:24:08] <sektor88> on a scale of 1 to turgid, how excited?
404[01:24:11] <sektor88> Ah yeah, SFV
405[01:24:17] <sektor88> not my fighting game jam, but mkay
406[01:24:23] <Dicey> Indeed betsy
407[01:24:24] <Spluuga> giev ken
408[01:24:27] <Dezren> eventually a company is going to release 3 games at once all with the exact same name and call them simultaneous alternate universe reboots
409[01:24:29] <Dicey> Or at least the option of lady protag
410[01:24:37] <Dicey> Like Dishonored 2 and Fallout 4
411[01:24:54] <Magnatek> Birdie, from Alpha?
412[01:25:31] <zeke229> ~weather
413[01:25:33] <Cuttlefishman> Vib Ribbon?
414[01:25:39] <Cuttlefishman> Katamari?
415[01:25:41] <Tyranic-Moron> No Man's Sky time
416[01:25:42] <Spluuga> vib ribbon!
417[01:25:43] <Dicey> No Mans SKy
418[01:25:52] <Spluuga> giev vib ribbon!
419[01:25:59] <Dicey> Noep
420[01:26:02] <sektor88> Spluuga: Just get it on PSN. :P
421[01:26:14] <Tyranic-Moron> gameplay!
422[01:26:15] <Spluuga> but I want new~
423[01:26:16] <Tyranic-Moron> yesss
424[01:26:19] <Dicey> Straight to gameplay
425[01:26:23] <lunik1> wooo
426[01:26:32] <sektor88> Spluuga: well tough shit :P
427[01:26:37] <zeke229> http://strawpoll.me/4644982
428[01:26:38] <PyMoronBot> Straw Poll (at strawpoll.me)
429[01:26:45] <sektor88> (new vib would be nice tho :P)
430[01:27:35] <zeke229> new vib? lewd :V
431[01:27:52] <Cuttlefishman> Jeez
432[01:27:55] <Cuttlefishman> Scale plox
433[01:28:05] <Starnerf> Wow, that's going to get so repetitive
434[01:28:10] <Dicey> dat scale
435[01:28:39] <Dicey> Set warp for Sag A
436[01:29:30] <Spluuga> sugasuomi
437[01:29:37] <Spluuga> it's finland
438[01:30:40] <Spluuga> fishies
439[01:31:24] <Starnerf> were those ships in orbit?
440[01:31:29] <Dicey> Awww no release date today
441[01:31:31] <Tyranic-Moron> those animal sounds you hear are all procedurally generated from simulated throats
442[01:31:32] <Cuttlefishman> Seemed it
443[01:31:34] <Spluuga> near orbit at least
444[01:31:48] <Dicey> And just put down the controller
445[01:31:49] <Cuttlefishman> Maybe a Commerce space lane?
446[01:31:50] <Dicey> Walk away
447[01:31:51] <Starnerf> were they there already when he got there?
448[01:32:04] <Spluuga> looked like a small fleet
449[01:32:35] <Spluuga> they were further out from the orbit he warped to
450[01:33:00] <Cuttlefishman> What has Media Molecule done?
451[01:33:06] <Starnerf> Just seems like with that many ships near there somebody would have scanned that planet already
452[01:33:10] <Tyranic-Moron> Little Big Planet, Tearaway
453[01:33:11] <Spluuga> little big planet
454[01:33:40] <Spluuga> hipster jacket is hipster
455[01:33:40] <Cuttlefishman> This game sounds... ambitious
456[01:33:47] <Dicey> Indeed
457[01:34:15] <Starnerf> It's like a blazer made of a T-shirt
458[01:34:40] <Cuttlefishman> Is this... Spore?
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460[01:35:11] <Cuttlefishman> ... how will this sell?
461[01:35:19] <Spluuga> no clue
462[01:35:29] <WokenClick> this is... odd
463[01:35:50] <Cuttlefishman> Bear
464[01:35:55] <lunik1> I have no idea what to make of this, really
465[01:35:57] <Dicey> Living art type of thing
466[01:35:59] <Cuttlefishman> Coca Cola ad
467[01:36:07] <betsy> I'm almost convinced that Percy rolls around on the floor recollecting all the fur I pull off of him
468[01:36:10] <lunik1> At least it's different
469[01:36:19] <Cuttlefishman> Star Wars?
470[01:36:25] <Spluuga> this is cool in the sense of animators.. but consumer wise? no clue
471[01:36:35] <Spluuga> the wat
472[01:36:41] <Starnerf> Yeah, I don't see this being super popular
473[01:36:44] <Dicey> Still the same game
474[01:36:56] <betsy> I presume they're hoping it'll be like the next minecraft
475[01:36:59] <WokenClick> I like that people are doing weird stuff though
476[01:37:07] <Starnerf> or Source Filmmaker
477[01:37:13] <Cuttlefishman> kinda pretensious name
478[01:37:16] <Dicey> Certainly unusual
479[01:37:26] <Spluuga> it can be.. but it requires a bit too much time to spend on it I think
480[01:37:32] <Dezren> so many penis dreams
481[01:37:42] <Cuttlefishman> Firewatch
482[01:37:50] <Cuttlefishman> Mario 1-1 dream?
483[01:38:08] <Starnerf> console debut, so presumably it's on PC too
484[01:38:17] <Cuttlefishman> Yeah, it is.
485[01:38:22] <betsy> ... wyoming.
486[01:38:22] <Starnerf> Is that Paul Rudd?
487[01:38:46] <Tyranic-Moron> ...I think I want every game they've shown so far
488[01:39:17] <Dicey> Dreams is... questionable
489[01:39:18] <Spluuga> they're really pulling punches this year
490[01:39:26] <Starnerf> I don't think I like a single thing I've seen so far
491[01:39:40] <sektor88> no mecha hunting? :P
492[01:39:41] <Dicey> Not Horizon?
493[01:39:45] <WokenClick> anyone know whose voice that was as the dude?
494[01:39:51] <sektor88> or lasy guardian?
495[01:39:54] <sektor88> *last
496[01:40:05] <Spluuga> lazy guardian
497[01:40:06] <Starnerf> I never really liked the ICo/SotC games
498[01:40:11] <betsy> horizon seems like a super sweet concept but not the kind of game I'd play, I think
499[01:40:19] <Starnerf> and Horizon just seemed to weird to me
500[01:40:21] <sektor88> yeah, same, actually :P
501[01:40:26] <Starnerf> too*
502[01:40:29] <Spluuga> derpstiny
503[01:40:37] <Starnerf> like they were trying to make a weird wacky game
504[01:40:44] <Dicey> Destiny is actually the first shootyman game they've showed stuff of so far.
505[01:40:50] <Dicey> 40 mins into the presser
506[01:40:59] <Starnerf> but with a bunch of cool stuff like robots and dinosaurs
507[01:41:16] <Spluuga> I'm impressed they aren't going all out with shooty things
508[01:41:20] <betsy> well no one sitting my chair gives poops about destiny so I'm gonna stare at the pantry and figure out dinner
509[01:41:24] <Starnerf> just feels like this conference is totally targeted for someone else
510[01:41:40] <Starnerf> (someone who isn't me)
511[01:41:54] *Spluuga kittehs about*
512[01:42:03] <Tyranic-Moron> Horizon looked totally serious to me
513[01:42:17] <Spluuga> horizon looked great
514[01:42:20] <Dicey> Yeah... don't think Horizon is wacky
515[01:42:27] <sektor88> the new destiny big bad looks a bit...well, out of place
516[01:42:36] <Starnerf> wacky was probably the wrong term
517[01:42:54] <Starnerf> cool in a weird way
518[01:42:57] <Spluuga> it's diablo that got sucked out of color
519[01:43:18] <Dicey> Ass Ass creed
520[01:43:29] <Tyranic-Moron> ok, well, they couldn't stay strong throughout
521[01:43:34] <Spluuga> ass ass creed looked pretty nice
522[01:43:47] <Tyranic-Moron> although I guess I'm waiting for reviews on this
523[01:43:51] <Dicey> Hmm Lady Assassin
524[01:43:53] <Tyranic-Moron> given Unity
525[01:44:14] <Cuttlefishman> JK Flatten
526[01:44:17] <Spluuga> prolly female and male as playable
527[01:44:26] <Starnerf> That was already established
528[01:44:35] <Dicey> Don't think so
529[01:44:36] <Starnerf> they're twins
530[01:44:40] <Starnerf> you can play as either
531[01:44:48] <Dicey> The other twin stated he isn't like her
532[01:44:48] <Cuttlefishman> People will still ship them
533[01:44:50] <DoctorGyarados> Symphone:
534[01:45:03] <Dicey> Ok
535[01:45:06] <Dicey> So it is both
536[01:45:10] <Vaelith> ass creed is looking like it might not suck
537[01:45:15] <Dicey> Whhhh
538[01:45:20] <sektor88> type-1 or xv?
539[01:45:25] <Cuttlefishman> It always looks good
540[01:45:27] <sektor88> or neither
541[01:45:33] <Spluuga> ubisoft had better ass creed trailer
542[01:45:43] <Dicey> Of course
543[01:45:47] <Starnerf> Crystal Chronicles 2?
544[01:45:48] <Spluuga> uhhh
545[01:45:52] <Magnatek> The hell?
546[01:46:04] <Spluuga> square.. the fuck is this?
547[01:46:05] <Cuttlefishman> So Kawaii Desu
548[01:46:11] <sektor88> y u do dis square
549[01:46:22] <Magnatek> Is this a FF Fables thing?
550[01:46:22] <Spluuga> kawaii ff
551[01:46:23] <Dicey> :|
552[01:46:32] <Dicey> Interesting?
553[01:46:33] <Starnerf> ehh
554[01:46:38] <Cuttlefishman> Okay, this might be the first actual bombo of Sony's conference
555[01:46:46] <Spluuga> fucking square.. you bring this? -.-
556[01:46:52] <Cuttlefishman> And now KH?
557[01:46:54] <sektor88> waiiiit
558[01:46:57] <Starnerf> FF7 remake?
559[01:46:59] <Spluuga> ff7 for ps4, steam version
560[01:47:00] <Dicey> FF7 HD
561[01:47:03] <Cuttlefishman> KH
562[01:47:05] <betsy> from across the room I looked up and saw spiky hair and thought "oh look, FF"
563[01:47:06] <Spluuga> fuuuuuuuuuuck
564[01:47:11] <Magnatek> Well, glad this wasn't in SE's actual stream.
565[01:47:18] <Spluuga> waiiiiiiiiiiiit
566[01:47:19] <Dicey> Hmmm
567[01:47:21] <Dicey> Nope
568[01:47:21] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
569[01:47:23] <sektor88> wut even
570[01:47:24] <sektor88> OHGOD
571[01:47:28] <sektor88> IT IS
572[01:47:29] <Spluuga> FF raelly?
573[01:47:31] <Cuttlefishman> FF7-2?
574[01:47:36] <betsy> also, rice with condensed bean soup, cold, or alfredo-tuna casserole?
575[01:47:41] <Cuttlefishman> betsy, yes
576[01:47:42] <Starnerf> that's totally Midgar
577[01:47:43] <sektor88> that's ff7 music
578[01:47:44] <Tyranic-Moron> FF7 remake
579[01:47:45] <Spluuga> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
580[01:47:46] <Tyranic-Moron> knew it
581[01:47:52] <Cuttlefishman> NOMURA!
582[01:47:54] <Magnatek> Holy shit, this is Midgar.
583[01:48:07] <sektor88> ff7-2 or ff7-hd incoming
584[01:48:22] <Starnerf> Barret!
585[01:48:30] <Dicey> Cloud
586[01:48:34] <sektor88> kathleen cna now eat her hat
587[01:48:37] <Spluuga> remake
588[01:48:37] <betsy> ... there will be a huge increase in FF7 cosplayers. there's already a bajillion, but there's gonna be a spike
589[01:48:39] <Dicey> BOOM
590[01:48:41] <sektor88> I TOLD YOU ALL
591[01:48:43] <sektor88> I KNEW IT
592[01:48:44] <Spluuga> hooly fuck
593[01:48:48] <Starnerf> FIRST on PS4
594[01:48:52] <Dicey> So 2017 right? :P
595[01:48:53] <sektor88> windmall preorder
596[01:48:53] <Starnerf> so it's coming to other platforms
597[01:48:56] <sektor88> Dicey: yes
598[01:48:57] <Spluuga> square cashes in
599[01:48:59] <EldraziOutlaw> REMAKE
600[01:49:00] <DoctorGyarados> I thought they said they'd never remake FF7 because it means they knew they were out of ideas?
601[01:49:10] <Starnerf> Well know we know
602[01:49:12] <Starnerf> they are
603[01:49:26] <Spluuga> best E3 ever?
604[01:49:28] <Dicey> Yup no release date
605[01:49:34] <sektor88> it'll be 2017
606[01:49:38] <Dicey> Likely
607[01:49:41] <Dicey> 20th anniversary
608[01:49:43] <EldraziOutlaw> Song have very much had the most consistanly good confrence so far
609[01:49:50] <betsy> also I only got one food vote, and both isn't an acceptable choice haha
610[01:50:02] <Dicey> Sony has some strong new IP on the way
611[01:50:04] <Cuttlefishman> betsy, do the better one
612[01:50:12] <Dicey> casserole betsy
613[01:50:14] <Tyranic-Moron> Sony have beaten Bethesda at this point
614[01:50:19] <betsy> casserole it is
615[01:50:28] <Tyranic-Moron> this is incredible
616[01:50:44] <sektor88> Tyranic-Moron: yes
617[01:50:45] <Dicey> Quite the sizzle
618[01:50:50] <Starnerf> ehh
619[01:51:00] <Spluuga> the shivers are reaaaal
620[01:51:08] <Cuttlefishman> King's Quest?
621[01:51:23] <sektor88> shenmue!?
622[01:51:24] <Spluuga> shen mue?
623[01:51:25] <Cuttlefishman> ...
624[01:51:26] <Tyranic-Moron> Sony have like 50 mins left by the way
625[01:51:27] <EldraziOutlaw> Dicey: strong new IP, The Last Guardian, ff7 remake, female protages, it's like they took a list of what everyone have wanted for the past 5 years and said "fuck it, lets do it all"
626[01:51:28] <sektor88> WELP
627[01:51:30] <Dicey> Shenmue
628[01:51:33] <Dicey> Well then
629[01:51:40] <Spluuga> just keep piling t on
630[01:51:40] <lunik1> gg sony
631[01:51:41] <Dicey> Ian has a game to play
632[01:51:51] <sektor88> is this real life
633[01:51:58] <Spluuga> nope
634[01:51:58] <Dicey> Kickstarter huh
635[01:52:09] <Spluuga> the world ended
636[01:52:24] <sektor88> watch, funded in 20 seconds
637[01:52:25] <sektor88> :P
638[01:52:29] <Spluuga> yep
639[01:52:36] <lunik1> I'm still holding out for Crash Bandicoot, though.
640[01:52:49] <Magnatek> Oh, Shenmue Kickstarter.
641[01:52:51] <DarkMorford> HOLY SHIT
642[01:52:53] <LambMower_> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ysnet/shenmue-3
643[01:52:57] <Spluuga> lunik1, I would'nt even be surprised
644[01:53:05] <Dicey> Already has 1000
645[01:53:08] <Magnatek> Oh boy. Right after Bloodstained.
646[01:53:09] <DarkMorford> Kickstarter records will be broken.
647[01:53:18] <Starnerf> and Kickstarter dies
648[01:53:19] <Spluuga> kickstarter crashes
649[01:53:20] <PyMoronBot> Shenmue 314 by Ys Net 14| Backers: 38 14| Pledged: 1,32914/2,000,000 USD 05(0% funded) 1435/backer 14| Duration: 31 days 24.0 hours to go
650[01:53:25] <Dicey> Aiming for a December 2017 release date
651[01:53:32] <Starnerf> whoa, 2M
652[01:53:37] <Starnerf> ambitious
653[01:53:38] <Dicey> PC or PS4
654[01:53:41] <Spluuga> some server room is on fire
655[01:54:05] <Dicey> Kickstarter is burning
656[01:54:08] <DarkMorford> It better have forklifts.
657[01:54:12] <Tyranic-Moron> KS is indeed dead
658[01:54:13] <Starnerf> The Order 1887?
659[01:54:31] <ThriKreen> i saw it jump from $300 to $1300 in the span of like 30 seconds hahah
660[01:54:42] <Dicey> Its on 220 on my screen
661[01:54:44] <Magnatek> And it crashed.
662[01:54:46] <Dicey> 2200
663[01:54:47] <Starnerf> Arkham?
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665[01:55:08] <Spluuga> 3,155
666[01:55:11] <ThriKreen> ooo
667[01:55:15] <Tyranic-Moron> Arkham Knight again probably
668[01:55:18] <Dicey> Spiffy
669[01:55:42] <Symphone> oh
670[01:55:44] <Symphone> DoctorGyarados:
671[01:55:55] <DoctorGyarados> Is this you getty ready for a con http://izunas.co.vu/post/121249854040/what-the-fuck
672[01:56:01] <DoctorGyarados> getting, even
673[01:56:06] <Dicey> 5800
674[01:56:27] <Symphone> I saw that
675[01:56:32] <Symphone> it enrages.me
676[01:56:44] <WokenClick> This gives me some hope that pax should be great too
677[01:56:49] <DoctorGyarados> ohyes
678[01:57:05] <Dicey> Whoa...
679[01:57:17] <Starnerf> Scarecrow again?
680[01:57:23] <Magnatek> Dammit, Scarecrow.
681[01:57:57] <sektor88> so shenmue 3 went form about 1300 to 12k in under a minute
682[01:58:08] <Dicey> Dat it did do
683[01:58:15] <Dicey> 14k
684[01:58:30] <Spluuga> so 2 mil?
685[01:58:31] <Starnerf> oh hey, they are mentioning Morpheus
686[01:58:35] <Fastpoke> Congrats on 170k guys
687[01:58:43] <sektor88> lololol
688[01:59:03] <Spluuga> shark
689[01:59:10] <Dicey> Shark pls
690[01:59:37] <sektor88> ooh, mecha shooter
691[01:59:48] <lunik1> Is there a general consensus of Morpheus vs Occulus from a hardware standpoint?
692[01:59:49] <Tyranic-Moron> mecha shooter VR
693[01:59:52] <Tyranic-Moron> neat
694[01:59:59] <Dicey> I don't think that is the mecha game they teased though
695[02:00:03] <sektor88> so virtual-on 2 should be due next E3. :p
696[02:00:10] <Tyranic-Moron> still not sure Morpheus can possibly be any good though
697[02:00:29] <DoctorGyarados> Symphone: I CONTINUE TO LIE TO YOU
698[02:00:32] <sektor88> There's at least one specific mech game that I know is probably gonna be dropped during E3, but that'll be during squeenix I bet
699[02:00:37] <DoctorGyarados> How many syllables is "aren't"
700[02:00:41] <Tyranic-Moron> lunik1: no way is the PS4 powerful enough
701[02:00:56] <Symphone> two
702[02:00:58] <Starnerf> Front Core 6: Armored Mission
703[02:00:59] <Vaelith> https://twitter.com/patrickklepek/status/610627949859975168
704[02:01:00] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/15 19:00] @patrickklepek: At this point, I%u2019d expect Sony to save Silent Hills, too.
705[02:01:06] <Dicey> Pfffff
706[02:01:13] <sektor88> Starnerf: considering the prodcuer worke don ACV, yeah, prolly FME2
707[02:01:14] <Dicey> Silent Hills now a first party title
708[02:01:22] <Tyranic-Moron> haha
709[02:01:26] <sektor88> but not b double helix and all squeenix-based, so it'll hopefully suck less
710[02:01:28] <Spluuga> they'll just cash konami out
711[02:01:42] <DoctorGyarados> hum
712[02:01:44] <Tyranic-Moron> I'm having trouble thinking up ludicrous things for them to suddenly announce
713[02:01:55] <Spluuga> ZoE
714[02:01:59] <Tyranic-Moron> BG&E maybe?
715[02:02:04] <Tyranic-Moron> somehow
716[02:02:09] <lunik1> Tyranic-Moron: So PS5 time?
717[02:02:13] <Dicey> Frog Fractions 3
718[02:02:16] <Starnerf> I was hping that would be their first announcement
719[02:02:17] <Spluuga> Front Mission 3 remake
720[02:02:19] <Starnerf> hoping*
721[02:02:20] <Dicey> Battle Toads
722[02:02:25] <sektor88> FF7 remake is ff3: frog factions 3
723[02:02:26] <sektor88> :P
724[02:02:27] <Starnerf> just BG&E2 out of nowhere
725[02:02:33] <Tyranic-Moron> oh that's true, still haven't seen that space mecha
726[02:02:55] <Starnerf> Call of Duty VR?
727[02:02:58] <Spluuga> LoL?
728[02:03:08] <Dicey> Youtube was starting to desync
729[02:03:11] <sektor88> meh, codblops
730[02:03:18] <Dicey> Codblops
731[02:03:21] <Dicey> mehhhh
732[02:03:24] <Tyranic-Moron> heh
733[02:03:25] <Cuttlefishman> bleh
734[02:03:27] <Spluuga> codblops yaaay
735[02:03:27] <Dicey> Shenmue update
736[02:03:28] <Dicey> 40k
737[02:03:32] <Cuttlefishman> cod blops
738[02:03:33] <sektor88> Can we get this guy off stage and have more FF7 remake talk? :P
739[02:03:34] <Tyranic-Moron> well, it was going to be in someone's presentation
740[02:03:37] <Dicey> 42 sorry
741[02:03:56] <Starnerf> I'm actually surprised Activision doesn't have their own conference
742[02:04:00] <Spluuga> sony is cashing out all the things
743[02:04:16] <sektor88> yeah, sorry bethesda, sony's winning right now. :P
744[02:04:55] <sektor88> steves, steves everywhere
745[02:05:07] <Spluuga> steve
746[02:05:10] <DarkMorford> So many Steves.
747[02:05:21] <Cuttlefishman> Is that a lady steve?
748[02:05:27] <Cuttlefishman> I can't tell with the powered armour
749[02:05:46] <Starnerf> That's the great thing about full-body suits of armor
750[02:05:57] <Starnerf> you can be as diverse as you want and nobody can tell you you're not
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752[02:06:17] <Starnerf> There could be anything under that visor
753[02:06:26] <Gyaradroid> a utahraptor?
754[02:06:29] <Starnerf> even a character that survives a cutscene
755[02:06:36] <Cuttlefishman> all the faces we've seen have been steve though
756[02:06:45] <WrenchBoy> What's up with kickstarter?
757[02:06:56] <Starnerf> Shenmue III is what's up
758[02:07:00] <Cuttlefishman> Shenmue III was announced
759[02:07:16] <Dicey> 50k already
760[02:07:20] <Vaelith> 90k
761[02:07:22] <Cuttlefishman> Was that a metal gear?
762[02:07:22] <Magnatek> At least, the Kickstarter was. For PC and PS4.
763[02:07:25] <Vaelith> on my last refresh
764[02:07:39] <Dicey> I need to refresh then
765[02:07:43] <Dicey> Stuck at 50
766[02:08:01] <WrenchBoy> Hh
767[02:08:18] <Vaelith> I wish we could get a live Ian reaction cam
768[02:08:33] <Tyranic-Moron> WrenchBoy also, Last Guardian and FF7 remake
769[02:08:37] <lunik1> 120k
770[02:08:48] <Tyranic-Moron> assuming you haven't seen anything
771[02:08:55] <Magnatek> So...about that FF7 remake...careful what you wish for.
772[02:08:57] <WrenchBoy> I have not
773[02:08:57] <Dicey> 130k
774[02:09:03] <WrenchBoy> I'm watching MASH
775[02:09:05] <Dicey> It is rocketing on up
776[02:09:14] <WrenchBoy> And glancing at twitter
777[02:09:28] <WrenchBoy> Which is not great for staying informed at these times
778[02:09:31] <WokenClick> https://twitter.com/Sellak/status/610630132802326528
779[02:09:32] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/15 19:09] @Sellak: Hmm those comics about the new Supers in Destiny are awesome ;) https://www.bungie.net/en/pub/TheTakenKing/Sunbreaker https://www.bungie.net/en/pub/TheTakenKing/Nightstalker https://www.bungie.net/en/pub/TheTakenKing/Stormcaller
780[02:09:42] <sektor88> Magnatek: I think squeenix knows if they fuck it up they'll enver live it down
781[02:09:43] <Starnerf> Oh hey, this CoD has multiplayer
782[02:09:46] <sektor88> the pressure to succeed is on
783[02:09:52] <Starnerf> that's new
784[02:09:57] <Magnatek> sektor88, do you remember Don Paolo?
785[02:10:05] <sektor88> Magnatek: doesn't ring a bell
786[02:10:15] <Magnatek> Cloud crossdressing to save Tifa.
787[02:10:23] <sektor88> oh that
788[02:10:36] <sektor88> I thought it was don corneo
789[02:10:46] <Starnerf> It was Don Corneo
790[02:10:52] <Magnatek> Wait, yeah. Corneo. My bad.
791[02:10:59] <Magnatek> Not sure where I got Paolo from.
792[02:11:07] <Magnatek> Either way, that in HD.
793[02:11:08] <Cuttlefishman> Horizon
794[02:11:13] <Tyranic-Moron> https://twitter.com/DJSnM/status/610630576668676097
795[02:11:14] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/15 19:01] @SFBDim: Sony are doing so well, they even have the balls to mention tv streaming services
796[02:11:15] <sektor88> almost 100k of 2 mil
797[02:11:17] <Cuttlefishman> reminds me of Tokyo Jungle somenwhat
798[02:11:26] <Starnerf> So in 2 years we get the FFVIII remake announcement
799[02:11:39] <Dicey> Sony could've just dropped the mic after FFVII remake
800[02:11:52] <sektor88> yeah
801[02:12:04] <Dezren> wow that took a while
802[02:12:07] <Spluuga> Dicey, they should've put that last and just walk off stage
803[02:12:14] <Dicey> 175k
804[02:12:36] <Tyranic-Moron> Spluuga: who knows what they have still coming though
805[02:12:37] <Dicey> If I had watched much longer Fastpoke would've been Slowpoke
806[02:12:55] <Dicey> But yeah. FFVII Remake with no intro at the end would've killed
807[02:13:02] <Starnerf> There's Deus Ex
808[02:13:23] <sektor88> yeah, that'll be at squeenix I bet
809[02:13:27] <Vaelith> square is saving that for themselves
810[02:13:27] <sektor88> which is tomorrow
811[02:13:28] <lunik1> 210k
812[02:13:33] <Starnerf> yep
813[02:13:36] <sektor88> 10% to shenmue 3
814[02:13:51] <Tyranic-Moron> only thing stopping Shenmue being funded already is KS slowness
815[02:14:03] <Cuttlefishman> Roundabout for Vita?
816[02:14:18] <Starnerf> So they did remember the Vita
817[02:14:19] <Dicey> Yeah KS doesn't know how to handle this
818[02:14:22] <Roosevelt> my version must be out of date
819[02:14:26] <Roosevelt> I load the page and it shows 15k
820[02:14:31] <Vaelith> https://twitter.com/warandpeace/status/610631154484379649
821[02:14:32] <lunik1> was that a sequel to Frequency/Amplitude?
822[02:14:33] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/15 19:13] @warandpeace: So Square's stock has skyrocketed almost 4% in the last 30 minutes... #FF7remake http://t.co/2ERpay38qn
823[02:14:34] <Dicey> Same Roosevelt
824[02:14:45] <Starnerf> Yeah, there's a sequal to Amplitude coming
825[02:14:55] <lunik1> neat
826[02:15:02] <Dicey> New Tony Hawk Pro Skater coming as well
827[02:15:07] <Dicey> And Ratchet
828[02:15:20] <lunik1> Yeah, it's the reboot
829[02:15:22] <Tyranic-Moron> Star Wars tiem
830[02:15:23] <Starnerf> Now Battlefront time?
831[02:15:24] <Magnatek> Huh, I just noticed.
832[02:15:31] <Magnatek> NO mention of Persona 5 there.
833[02:15:34] <Cuttlefishman> Star Wars Dance remix?
834[02:15:45] <Spluuga> infinityyyy
835[02:15:50] <Cuttlefishman> Moar Star Wars Kinect?
836[02:15:52] <Cuttlefishman> Damnit
837[02:15:58] <sektor88> yeah, that dancing game, again
838[02:15:59] <sektor88> :P
839[02:16:00] <Dicey> 291k
840[02:16:03] <Starnerf> oh dear
841[02:16:05] <Cuttlefishman> I love Vignocchi's excitement
842[02:16:09] <Cuttlefishman> he is always super happy
843[02:16:10] <Dicey> sorry 300
844[02:16:13] <Magnatek> Oh yeah. Star Wars Rebels stuff in Infinity.
845[02:16:18] <Dicey> oh god
846[02:16:21] <lunik1> Star Wars original theatrical cut for digital download on PS4?
847[02:16:24] <Dicey> It keeps climbing
848[02:16:31] <Cuttlefishman> the stock?
849[02:16:35] <Cuttlefishman> Or the KS?
850[02:16:43] <Starnerf> both, probably
851[02:16:45] <sektor88> Cuttlefishman: Yes
852[02:16:59] <Starnerf> wow, he is SO hype
853[02:17:02] <Dicey> Square stock is up 4% apparently
854[02:17:10] <Magnatek> Well, yeah.
855[02:17:14] <Spluuga> so they threw all the bad infinity at first and then get back to good stuff?
856[02:17:36] <Cuttlefishman> That elongated vader
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858[02:17:57] <Starnerf> These characters in this art style
859[02:18:05] <Starnerf> it doesn't feel right
860[02:18:06] <Spluuga> just buy, buy everything~~
861[02:18:10] <Vaelith> 350k
862[02:18:26] <Starnerf> has anyone jumped on the $10k tiers yet?
863[02:18:42] <Spluuga> gamestop
864[02:18:43] <Magnatek> With the Ryo jacket?
865[02:18:49] <Starnerf> Boba Fett fandom is so 3 years ago
866[02:18:54] <lunik1> Starnerf: not that I can see?
867[02:19:08] <Spluuga> can we have the proper star wars now?
868[02:19:12] <Starnerf> there's a jacket one and a meeting with Yu Suzuki one
869[02:19:15] <Magnatek> Someone definitely rolled a 20 on Charisma.
870[02:20:21] <Cuttlefishman> Heroes again?
871[02:20:27] <Cuttlefishman> Hmm
872[02:20:35] <Dicey> https://twitter.com/James_LRR/status/610632580761677824
873[02:20:36] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/15 19:18] @James_LRR: So far it would appear I'm winning E3. So many fucking great games heading our way over the next year.
874[02:20:37] <Magnatek> Skywater.
875[02:21:25] <Spluuga> needs storm trooper snipers
876[02:21:30] <WokenClick> awesome new SW trailer
877[02:22:13] <Spluuga> haha there's storm trooper snipers xD
878[02:22:26] <Dicey> That's just the close range troopers
879[02:22:32] <Dicey> Its how they hit
880[02:22:58] <Cuttlefishman> "almost wraps our show"
881[02:23:00] <Spluuga> can I get my ps4 now?
882[02:23:10] <sektor88> I dunno, can you?
883[02:23:12] <Dicey> Almost
884[02:23:17] <Tyranic-Moron> one more thing huh?
885[02:23:19] <lunik1> Uncharted?
886[02:23:20] <sektor88> should've saved FF7 for this, lol
887[02:23:25] <Starnerf> Now they just have to announce full backwards compatibility
888[02:23:25] <Spluuga> yup
889[02:23:26] <Dicey> PRobably
890[02:23:28] <Tyranic-Moron> oh right
891[02:23:29] <Tyranic-Moron> Uncharted
892[02:23:35] <Spluuga> waait for iiit
893[02:23:41] <Dicey> Holding
894[02:23:44] <Dicey> Holdinggggggg
895[02:23:51] <Tyranic-Moron> um
896[02:23:51] <Starnerf> The end of the conference is only on Playstation
897[02:23:53] <ricin> SOMEONE PUT THE DISC IN!
898[02:23:56] <ricin> wait did anyone bring a ps4?
899[02:23:58] <Cuttlefishman> Uncharted?
900[02:23:58] <Magnatek> Hold it...
901[02:24:09] <Spluuga> oh right.. uncharted
902[02:24:12] <Dicey> Yap
903[02:24:14] <Starnerf> Jak 4
904[02:24:24] <Tyranic-Moron> secretly BG&E
905[02:24:31] <Tyranic-Moron> I can dream
906[02:24:43] <ricin> obviously it's hl3
907[02:24:54] <EldraziOutlaw> $456,394
908[02:24:57] <lunik1> Tyranic-Moron: Stranger things have happened
909[02:24:58] <Starnerf> resync the controller
910[02:25:01] <Dicey> Someone pick up the controller
911[02:25:07] <lunik1> Tyranic-Moron: In this press conference specifically
912[02:25:09] <Spluuga> controller pls
913[02:25:09] <Starnerf> *cough*
914[02:25:15] <Starnerf> so this is nice
915[02:25:16] <Tyranic-Moron> I uh
916[02:25:20] <Dicey> Oops
917[02:25:21] <Tyranic-Moron> nice scene
918[02:25:25] <LambMower_> Shenmue is getting so much money that Kickstarter can't keep up
919[02:25:26] <ThriKreen> lol
920[02:25:27] <Tyranic-Moron> hahahaa
921[02:25:28] <Magnatek> "WHO DIDN'T CHARGE THESE?"
922[02:25:28] <ThriKreen> something broke
923[02:25:29] *Dicey coughs*
924[02:25:30] <Cuttlefishman> ummm
925[02:25:32] <sektor88> tehchnical difficulties~
926[02:25:33] <Tyranic-Moron> really
927[02:25:34] <Starnerf> aaaand take two
928[02:25:42] <Tyranic-Moron> and they were doing so well
929[02:25:49] <sektor88> I'll overlook this
930[02:25:51] <Dicey> Ahh well
931[02:25:52] <sektor88> considering EVERYTHING ELSE
932[02:25:54] <Spluuga> tech difficulties~ tech difficulties~
933[02:25:55] <Cuttlefishman> Maybe they wanted to show it off twice?
934[02:25:56] <Dicey> Had to have a technical difficulty
935[02:26:05] <sektor88> couldn't be too good
936[02:26:11] <Dicey> Weird how many games are showing without UI
937[02:26:16] <Starnerf> test the controller now by skipping the cutscene
938[02:26:19] <Dicey> There it goes
939[02:26:33] <sektor88> Dicey: most games in dev stages don't show UI, at least all the Ui
940[02:26:33] <lunik1> Must have plugged it into the wrong controller port
941[02:26:47] <Tyranic-Moron> proves this is live, anyway
942[02:26:59] <ricin> well was
943[02:27:00] <ricin> i'm sure this is recorded now
944[02:27:05] <Starnerf> there's UI in the bottom left
945[02:27:09] <Tyranic-Moron> oh good point
946[02:27:10] <ricin> after having controller issues they switched to the pre-recorded
947[02:27:23] <ricin> still, proves it's in-game
948[02:27:26] <sektor88> that or the game froze :P
949[02:27:41] <Tyranic-Moron> seemed like controller problems
950[02:27:44] <Spluuga> UI is something that can be added pretty late in the process
951[02:27:53] <Starnerf> this never would have happened on XBox
952[02:27:54] <betsy> yay casserole in the oven, about 15 minutes til noms
953[02:28:10] <Magnatek> Now that's a punch.
954[02:28:14] <Starnerf> they would have just used a trailer
955[02:28:47] <Dicey> Sony seems generally more willing to just let devs do live gameplay
956[02:29:12] <lunik1> Uncharted racing confirmed
957[02:29:30] <betsy> hahah on twitter ananth hirsh just said "Call of zzzzzzzzz"
958[02:29:35] <Starnerf> He could try driving back up the hill
959[02:29:38] <Magnatek> Not recorded as of yet; "MY CABBAGES!"
960[02:29:39] <Spluuga> nice destruction though
961[02:29:40] <EldraziOutlaw> $500,777
962[02:29:44] <sektor88> 25%
963[02:31:08] <Roosevelt> I had never even heard of Shenmue until Ian played it
964[02:31:32] <ricin> Uncarted
965[02:31:33] <Spluuga> how did those houses stand a jeep to the roof?
966[02:31:34] <Starnerf> I keep meaning to play it but I've gotten around to it
967[02:32:08] <sektor88> Calling it right now, E3 2015 is the best in a long time
968[02:32:19] <Spluuga> yuuuup
969[02:32:24] <Starnerf> I hope Nintendo's is goo dthis year
970[02:32:31] <Starnerf> good this*
971[02:32:33] <Spluuga> prolly in a decade
972[02:32:54] <Spluuga> well not quite
973[02:32:58] <sektor88> Sony wins
974[02:33:02] <sektor88> flawless victory
975[02:33:03] <Spluuga> everythiiiiiiiiing
976[02:33:08] <Starnerf> flawless?
977[02:33:10] <Dicey> OVERKILL
978[02:33:16] <sektor88> ooh, gang beasts
979[02:33:21] <Magnatek> No, they didn't.
980[02:33:24] <Magnatek> We did.
981[02:33:30] <sektor88> fair enough :P
982[02:34:04] <betsy> ... hot dogs of play dough?
983[02:34:08] <betsy> I'm so confused
984[02:34:11] <lunik1> sektor88: Hey there's still Nintendo. I don't know what they'd have to do to beat that but... they're still there.
985[02:34:16] <LambMower_> Gang Beasts are so sweet
986[02:34:23] <Magnatek> Gang Beasts has that effect, betsy.
987[02:34:25] *CaffeinatedLemur is hiding from E3 in his shack in the woods*
988[02:34:41] <betsy> I just saw the doublefine logo and put my headphones back on haha
989[02:36:56] <betsy> ... because we didn't have an animator and just did it with physics
990[02:36:58] <betsy> best answer
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995[02:37:46] <sektor88> hehe
996[02:39:37] <LambMower_> "Kickstarter is getting DDoshed" - CWH
997[02:39:46] <Tyranic-Moron> haha
998[02:39:49] <Tyranic-Moron> nice
999[02:40:26] <CaffeinatedLemur> LambMower_: why are you DoSing KS. Dont you want Ian to forklift?
1000[02:42:19] <ylegm> they did it
1001[02:42:26] <ylegm> the beautiful bastards did it
1002[02:42:37] <ylegm> ff7, properly translated
1003[02:42:53] <Magnatek> And HD crossdressing Cloud.
1004[02:42:53] <sektor88> so hype
1005[02:42:55] <CaffeinatedLemur> ylegm: until it is physically released I hold my hypes
1006[02:42:55] <ylegm> I'm actually tearing up
1007[02:42:59] *sektor88 hugs ylegm *
1008[02:43:20] <ylegm> there are so many story bits that make no sense because of bad subs
1009[02:43:52] <sektor88> I do hope there's some new content or stuff that was originallt not put into the 1st game, but I still want it to retain what makes it ff7
1010[02:45:40] <ylegm> mlp ep 100, doom announcement, fallout, the last guardain, ff7, there are so many
1011[02:45:50] <CaffeinatedLemur> you dont want FF7 to have blitzaball betting, and the ccg that you have to beat up strangers to get the cards?
1012[02:45:51] <ylegm> this week has been great
1013[02:46:14] <sektor88> CaffeinatedLemur: maybe a couple more bosses and summon materia
1014[02:46:16] <sektor88> :P
1015[02:46:19] <ylegm> ff9 is more opaque then fnv caravan
1016[02:46:20] <Starnerf> Triple Triad was great
1017[02:46:36] <sektor88> like more "weapon" optional bosses
1018[02:46:42] <ylegm> what was the name of that miserable one?
1019[02:46:44] <CaffeinatedLemur> got it, you want chocobo pod races
1020[02:46:49] <Starnerf> Platinum chocobos
1021[02:46:54] <ylegm> in FF9?
1022[02:46:58] <Starnerf> Tetra Master
1023[02:47:03] <sektor88> I'd say make a "revive aries" quest for max trolling. :P
1024[02:47:04] *ylegm shudders*
1025[02:47:10] <Starnerf> it was like Triple Triad but bad
1026[02:47:18] <Magnatek> I wouldn't be surprised if they used the chocobo race mechanics from FF14 with it.
1027[02:47:25] <ylegm> no, idiot, it was Aerith, duh :P
1028[02:47:43] <sektor88> ylegm: cram it, you flithy weeb
1029[02:47:44] <sektor88> :P
1030[02:47:59] *ylegm pushes glasses up nose*
1031[02:49:12] <ylegm> what was the KS tracker?
1032[02:49:35] <Tyranic-Moron> kicktraq, just replace the url
1033[02:50:17] <Tyranic-Moron> won't update with predictions for a bit
1034[02:50:25] <Spluuga> I don't even know what's real anymore
1035[02:50:44] <Cuttlefishman> 717k
1036[02:54:54] <Dicey> so nintendo squeenix and pc tomorrow
1037[02:55:08] <Starnerf> whatever "PC" entails
1038[02:55:11] <Magnatek> And Thursday for SE.
1039[02:55:25] <Magnatek> If only for more Heavensward info.
1040[02:56:24] <Spluuga> squeenix drops the mic with 3 FF games
1041[02:56:41] <Starnerf> There wasn't any more info about DS3 in Sony's conference, was there?
1042[02:56:42] <Magnatek> I can't wait for Friday, to be honest.
1043[02:56:52] <Spluuga> no
1044[02:57:02] <Starnerf> hmm, interesting
1045[02:57:27] <Dicey> 775k
1046[02:57:28] <Spluuga> but it was a sony exlusive games only
1047[02:57:38] <Spluuga> DS3 is multiplatform
1048[02:57:51] <Starnerf> There were multiplatform games there, too
1049[02:57:59] <Starnerf> at least for PC
1050[02:58:07] <Starnerf> and timed exclusives for consoles
1051[02:58:15] <Tyranic-Moron> well, night chat. I should really find some way to sleeps after that
1052[02:58:18] <Spluuga> but they all had exclusive content for ps4
1053[02:58:42] <Starnerf> Sorcerer class is now PS4 -exclusive
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1055[02:59:58] <Dicey> 805k
1056[03:00:31] <Spluuga> 1 mil in 2 hours?
1057[03:00:34] <Starnerf> Also, I rewatched the Pip boy reveal and it does look like it's just the phone's screen in there
1058[03:00:44] <Dicey> Mhmm
1059[03:00:45] <Starnerf> which is very disappointing
1060[03:00:53] <EldraziOutlaw> Starnerf yeah it is
1061[03:01:01] <Roosevelt> yeah, they said you just put your phone in
1062[03:01:12] <Roosevelt> but that's good because you can use your phone even if you don't buy the pip boy
1063[03:01:28] <Starnerf> yeah, but it also means the pip boy is basically just a fancy case
1064[03:01:36] <Starnerf> which is totally lame
1065[03:01:39] <Roosevelt> heh
1066[03:02:04] <Starnerf> also it means that it won't work as well depending on your phone's shape
1067[03:02:13] <Roosevelt> I've seen some good cosplay pip boys
1068[03:02:20] <Roosevelt> so I'm sure somebody will 3d print some sweet ones
1069[03:03:01] <Starnerf> well, time for bed
1070[03:04:32] *ylegm is stuffed with hype*
1071[03:04:48] <ylegm> put a fork in me, I'm done
1072[03:06:50] <DoctorGyarados> Bed sounds like a good idea, actualy
1073[03:06:52] <DoctorGyarados> 'night, Chat
1074[03:06:57] *DoctorGyarados pokepokes Symphone*
1075[03:07:00] <DoctorGyarados> What's your schedule this week?
1076[03:07:23] <Symphone> thurs fri
1077[03:07:59] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Chemistring
1078[03:08:00] <DoctorGyarados> Would you want hangouts with me and Cait on Sat or Sun
1079[03:08:09] <Symphone> hmm
1080[03:08:09] <DoctorGyarados> While we testdrive the knock-off Nancy Drew game
1081[03:08:18] <Symphone> prob sat
1082[03:08:31] <DoctorGyarados> Alright
1083[03:08:51] <DoctorGyarados> ~tell *Cait* Knock-off Nancy Drew hangout on Saturday?
1084[03:08:51] <PyHeufyBot> Okay, I'll tell *Cait* that next time they speak.
1085[03:09:06] *DoctorGyarados hugs Symphone*
1086[03:09:15] *Symphone hugs*
1087[03:09:25] <DoctorGyarados> What are today's prompts, even
1088[03:09:31] <DoctorGyarados> what did you miss
1089[03:09:35] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Noy2222
1090[03:09:37] <Symphone> hierarchy is today
1091[03:09:50] *Spluuga stares at wall blankly*
1092[03:09:56] <Symphone> gotta catch up on gender, heroes, villains, and.. one other I forget
1093[03:10:07] <DoctorGyarados> the sky
1094[03:10:10] <Symphone> right
1095[03:10:19] <DoctorGyarados> heroes and villains sounds like one post
1096[03:10:23] <Symphone> yeah
1097[03:10:42] <Symphone> I'll do gender tonight
1098[03:10:49] <Symphone> and start the other maybe
1099[03:11:32] <DoctorGyarados> 21 and 22 feel like they can be one post as well
1100[03:11:41] <Symphone> what that
1101[03:11:49] <DoctorGyarados> economy and work
1102[03:11:55] <Symphone> hmmm
1103[03:12:04] <Symphone> maybe, maybe not
1104[03:12:06] *EldraziOutlaw runs around screaming hype*
1105[03:12:15] *EldraziOutlaw flails*
1106[03:12:18] *EldraziOutlaw falls on Symphone*
1107[03:12:25] *Symphone eats EldraziOutlaw *
1108[03:12:31] <DoctorGyarados> anyway
1109[03:12:39] *EldraziOutlaw hypes inside of Symphone*
1110[03:12:42] <Dicey> But so I think I'm going to have to actually buy a console this generation after all this
1111[03:12:43] <Symphone> o/
1112[03:13:09] <EldraziOutlaw> Dicey: ps4?
1113[03:13:14] <Dicey> Probably
1114[03:13:26] <Dicey> Enough exclusives/timed exclusives that have me interested
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1116[03:14:33] <Dicey> 900k shenmue
1117[03:14:40] <EldraziOutlaw> I am wondering how many other people are thinking the same thing now
1118[03:14:47] <Dicey> Probably a lot
1119[03:14:57] <Dicey> I'm going to wait a bit though
1120[03:15:03] <zeke229> <3
1121[03:15:07] <zeke229> ~weather
1122[03:15:11] *Heinz_Doofenshertz walks into chat, sets it on fire then sits in the corners*
1123[03:15:12] <PyHeufyBot> Heinz_Doofenshertz: thanks I did < From CaffeinatedLemur (1 day, 23 hours and 10 minutes ago).
1124[03:15:23] <CaffeinatedLemur> :P
1125[03:15:49] <Chemistring> ALL the corners? At once?
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1127[03:16:02] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> yes
1128[03:16:40] <Chemistring> That's talent.
1129[03:17:01] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> heres a hint, there is only one corner
1130[03:17:46] <Chemistring> Lies. I know of at least 50, not including the other two.
1131[03:17:58] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> all corners are the same corner, rooms just link walls by going thru it's singular quantum state
1132[03:18:20] <Chemistring> Well fine. If you're going to invoke quantum...
1133[03:18:26] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> :P
1134[03:18:46] *Heinz_Doofenshertz invokes all the things*
1135[03:19:13] <Chemistring> Can't a girl just have a nice non-Euclidian room without getting quantum involved?
1136[03:19:19] <Chemistring> I mean, honestly.
1137[03:19:22] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> nope
1138[03:19:22] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
1139[03:19:42] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> btw euclid was a jerk
1140[03:19:48] <Chemistring> Fine. You've ruined my dream, dream-ruiner.
1141[03:20:25] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> thank you
1142[03:20:50] *Heinz_Doofenshertz glares at youtube*
1143[03:23:33] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Sketchy
1144[03:25:08] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ok youtube stop being a scrub, I just want to watch the sony conference let me watch the sony conference
1145[03:26:10] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Caitiri
1146[03:26:59] *Heinz_Doofenshertz had to go to the playstation blog because youtube is being a dick*
1147[03:30:29] <EldraziOutlaw> $979,406
1148[03:30:40] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ?
1149[03:31:48] <EldraziOutlaw> Heinz_Doofenshertz the kickstarter
1150[03:31:54] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> for?
1151[03:32:14] <EldraziOutlaw> it will make sense to you soon
1152[03:32:33] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> lrr did a new kickstarter?
1153[03:33:24] <Chemistring> Nope
1154[03:33:24] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
1155[03:33:25] <EldraziOutlaw> na
1156[03:33:34] <EldraziOutlaw> but ian will like this
1157[03:33:48] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ian likes everything
1158[03:33:55] <sektor88> 5k from 1 mil
1159[03:34:00] <sektor88> 4k
1160[03:34:08] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> link?
1161[03:34:12] <sektor88> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ysnet/shenmue-3
1162[03:34:13] <PyMoronBot> Shenmue 314 by Ys Net 14| Backers: 11,576 14| Pledged: 997,47614/2,000,000 USD 05(50% funded) 1486/backer 14| Duration: 31 days 22.3 hours to go
1163[03:34:14] <Chemistring> Ian also likes forklift racing. We don't judge
1164[03:34:22] <sektor88> 997k
1165[03:34:34] <sektor88> so close to 50%
1166[03:34:59] <betsy> $500
1167[03:35:00] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> it's refusing to load
1168[03:35:03] <sektor88> and we hit 1 mil
1169[03:35:06] <EldraziOutlaw> $1,000,484
1170[03:35:13] <betsy> woo
1171[03:35:14] <Dicey> Wooo
1172[03:35:18] <betsy> that was quite fast
1173[03:35:20] <Dicey> celebrate good times come on!
1174[03:35:25] <sektor88> we're halfway there :D
1175[03:35:30] <Dicey> 1 mil in under 2 hours
1176[03:36:51] <No> ^mtg Booster Zendikar
1177[03:36:52] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Zendikar' contains: Basic land: Island. Rare: Goblin Guide. Uncommon: Quest for the Gemblades; Marsh Casualties; Windborne Charge. Common: Spell Pierce; Soaring Seacliff; Burst Lightning; Shatterskull Giant; Noble Vestige; Bold Defense; Into the Roil; Vampire Lacerator; Trapfinder's Trick; Goblin Shortcutter.
1178[03:38:04] *Heinz_Doofenshertz steals the goblin guide*
1179[03:38:17] <No> ^mtg booster Worldwake
1180[03:38:18] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Worldwake' contains: Mythic rare: Wrexial, the Risen Deep. Basic land: Plains. Uncommon: Leatherback Baloth; Bestial Menace; Permafrost Trap. Common: Khalni Garden; Feral Contest; Graypelt Hunter; Kitesail Apprentice; Walking Atlas; Cosi's Ravager; Join the Ranks; Halimar Depths; Hedron Rover; Pulse Tracker.
1181[03:39:33] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg wrexial
1182[03:39:35] <DideRobot> Wrexial, the Risen Deep [Legendary Creature %u2014 Kraken] (3 U U B, CMC 6) (5/8 P/T). Islandwalk, swampwalk. Whenever Wrexial, the Risen Deep deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that card would be put into a graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
1183[03:39:57] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> interesting
1184[03:44:16] <No> ^mtg booster Rise of the Eldrazi
1185[03:44:17] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Rise of the Eldrazi' contains: Basic land: Swamp. Rare: Rage Nimbus. Uncommon: Skeletal Wurm; Skittering Invasion; Enatu Golem. Common: Fissure Vent; Sporecap Spider; Venerated Teacher; Guard Duty; Aura Gnarlid; Shrivel; Zulaport Enforcer; Regress; Naturalize; Cadaver Imp.
1186[03:44:39] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg cadaver imp
1187[03:44:40] <DideRobot> Cadaver Imp [Creature %u2014 Imp] (1 B B, CMC 3) (1/1 P/T). Flying. When Cadaver Imp enters the battlefield, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
1188[03:44:51] <CaffeinatedLemur> sounds deece
1189[03:44:56] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> playable
1190[03:45:48] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> goes with the kraken
1191[03:47:42] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> horizon looks decent
1192[03:47:55] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ai dinosaurs vs people with bos and spears
1193[03:49:30] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> new hitman game
1194[03:49:34] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> :)
1195[03:50:08] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> qizilbash now that's a name
1196[04:04:46] *Heinz_Doofenshertz feels like he's talking at himself*
1197[04:05:12] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/kAveT
1198[04:05:13] <PyMoronBot> Stupid people being stupid. 14| Album: 33 Images 14| Views: 240,155
1199[04:05:26] <Spluuga> ^mtg booster beta
1200[04:05:27] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Limited Edition Beta' contains: Rare: Mahamoti Djinn. Common: Disenchant; Psychic Venom; Death Ward; Drudge Skeletons; Power Leak; Mesa Pegasus; Howl from Beyond; Creature Bond; Wild Growth; Circle of Protection: Red; Samite Healer. Uncommon: Water Elemental; Library of Leng; Tsunami.
1201[04:05:47] *Heinz_Doofenshertz first picks power leak*
1202[04:06:39] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg power leak
1203[04:06:40] <DideRobot> Power Leak [Enchantment %u2014 Aura] (1 U, CMC 2). Enchant enchantment. At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted enchantment's controller, that player may pay any amount of mana. Power Leak deals 2 damage to that player. Prevent X of that damage, where X is the amount of mana that player paid this way.
1204[04:10:07] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg booster alpha
1205[04:10:08] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Limited Edition Alpha' contains: Rare: Mana Vault. Common: Death Ward; Shatter; Grizzly Bears; Dwarven Warriors; Tranquility; Spell Blast; Unsummon; Samite Healer; Paralyze; Giant Spider; Healing Salve. Uncommon: Feedback; Evil Presence; Iron Star.
1206[04:10:20] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> hey bears
1207[04:10:24] <Spluuga> ^mtg booster beta
1208[04:10:25] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Limited Edition Beta' contains: Rare: Sedge Troll. Common: Plague Rats; Unholy Strength; Psychic Venom; Terror; Twiddle; Howl from Beyond; Hill Giant; Wild Growth; Holy Strength; Flight; Shatter. Uncommon: Tunnel; White Ward; Burrowing.
1209[04:10:26] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg grizzly bears
1210[04:10:27] <DideRobot> Grizzly Bears [Creature %u2014 Bear] (1 G, CMC 2) (2/2 P/T).
1211[04:10:46] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> it's litterally the first bears
1212[04:10:48] <Spluuga> ^mtg booster beta
1213[04:10:48] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Limited Edition Beta' contains: Rare: Nightmare. Common: Firebreathing; Llanowar Elves; Circle of Protection: Red; Tranquility; Psychic Venom; Shanodin Dryads; Stream of Life; Mons's Goblin Raiders; Guardian Angel; Weakness; Disintegrate. Uncommon: Jade Statue; Keldon Warlord; Copper Tablet.
1214[04:11:12] <Spluuga> blurgh
1215[04:11:26] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg nightmare
1216[04:11:27] <DideRobot> Nightmare [Creature %u2014 Nightmare Horse] (5 B, CMC 6) (*/* P/T). Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Nightmare's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Swamps you control. (8 more matches found: Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver; Nightmare Incursion; Nightmare Lash; Nightmare Void; Only Blood Ends
1217[04:13:00] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg mana vault
1218[04:13:02] <DideRobot> Mana Vault [Artifact] (1 mana). Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 4. If you do, untap Mana Vault. At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. T: Add 3 to your mana pool.
1219[04:13:54] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg death ward
1220[04:13:55] <DideRobot> Death Ward [Instant] (W, CMC 1). Regenerate target creature.
1221[04:14:20] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg iron star
1222[04:14:21] <DideRobot> Iron Star [Artifact] (1 mana). Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay 1. If you do, you gain 1 life.
1223[04:14:46] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg booster alpha
1224[04:14:47] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Limited Edition Alpha' contains: Rare: Plateau. Common: False Orders; Benalish Hero; Hill Giant; Merfolk of the Pearl Trident; Holy Armor; Wild Growth; Lightning Bolt; Gray Ogre; Blue Elemental Blast; Regeneration; Drain Life. Uncommon: Air Elemental; White Knight; Blue Ward.
1225[04:15:01] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> hey hill giant
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1227[04:15:08] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> and gray ogre
1228[04:15:17] <CaffeinatedLemur> and merfolk
1229[04:15:36] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> that pack has some of the most classic cards
1230[04:15:43] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg false orders
1231[04:15:43] <DideRobot> False Orders [Instant] (R, CMC 1). Cast False Orders only during the declare blockers step. Remove target creature defending player controls from combat. Creatures it was blocking that had become blocked by only that creature this combat become unblocked. You may have it block an attacking creature of your choice.
1232[04:16:10] <CaffeinatedLemur> uhhh what?
1233[04:16:14] <CaffeinatedLemur> that sounds garbage
1234[04:16:23] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> so 1 red to boot a defender ut of combat and then reassign it?
1235[04:17:33] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> that's an interesting combat trick
1236[04:17:57] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> it's basicly 1 red reassign 1 blocker
1237[04:23:32] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ^mtg booster alpha
1238[04:23:33] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Limited Edition Alpha' contains: Rare: Helm of Chatzuk. Common: Pestilence; Hurloon Minotaur; Blue Elemental Blast; Gray Ogre; Giant Spider; Regeneration; Circle of Protection: White; Guardian Angel; Dwarven Warriors; Frozen Shade; Power Leak. Uncommon: Rod of Ruin; Phantom Monster; Jade Statue.
1239[04:24:04] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> rod of ruin, graham likes that
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1241[04:29:06] *Heinz_Doofenshertz gives everyone he hates a tube of toothy smile all natural tooth paste*
1242[04:30:27] <CaffeinatedLemur> ^mtg jade statue
1243[04:30:28] <DideRobot> Jade Statue [Artifact] (4 mana). 2: Jade Statue becomes a 3/6 Golem artifact creature until end of combat. Activate this ability only during combat.
1244[04:32:42] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ok watching this bo3 gameplay, did the active player at one point make a guy projectile vomit from 20 feet awak by waving at him?
1245[04:33:23] <CaffeinatedLemur> bo3?
1246[04:33:29] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> black ops 3
1247[04:33:37] <CaffeinatedLemur> oh, I dont care, lol
1248[04:34:09] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> I didn't either till it looked like a dude waved at a guy from 20 feet away and made him puke
1249[04:34:13] <XelaReko> I thought black ops was blops
1250[04:34:26] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> xela I don't care
1251[04:34:38] <XelaReko> But you should
1252[04:34:43] <XelaReko> because Cod blops
1253[04:34:51] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> cod sucks
1254[04:34:58] <XelaReko> irrelevant
1255[04:35:03] <XelaReko> it is fun to say
1256[04:35:19] <XelaReko> and it sounds like a fish, therefore your argument is invalid
1257[04:35:40] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> everyone knows that cod is only good deep fried and served with chips
1258[04:35:49] <XelaReko> but
1259[04:35:52] <XelaReko> damn
1260[04:35:53] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> no butts
1261[04:36:00] <XelaReko> I have no rebuttle
1262[04:36:03] <QuartNav|Sleep> spider butts
1263[04:36:49] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ok so an hour and a half in and the only two games I care about were the first two? horizon, the ai dino one, and hitman, cause it's hitman
1264[04:37:00] <QuartNav|Sleep> Heinz_Doofenshertz pls
1265[04:37:02] <QuartNav|Sleep> pls
1266[04:37:04] <QuartNav|Sleep> pls
1267[04:37:05] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> no pls
1268[04:37:08] <CaffeinatedLemur> spider butts are miracles of evolution
1269[04:37:09] <QuartNav|Sleep> PLS
1270[04:37:13] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> Sir
1271[04:37:15] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> SIR
1272[04:37:16] <QuartNav|Sleep> last guardian
1273[04:37:21] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> will never happen
1274[04:37:28] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> it's been at the last 6 e3's
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1276[04:38:03] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> it's more likely that we will see a new duke nukem before last guardian comes out
1277[04:38:04] *QuartNav|Sleep ties Heinz_Doofenshertz up in front of the hype train*
1278[04:38:07] *Heinz_Doofenshertz dodges*
1279[04:41:49] *Danielle boops Lemur*
1280[04:41:50] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://bit.ly/zA2bUY
1281[04:41:57] *CaffeinatedLemur is the booped*
1282[04:42:01] <CaffeinatedLemur> heya Danielle
1283[04:42:06] <Danielle> hai
1284[04:42:16] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> moo
1285[04:42:17] <PyMoronBot> Heinz_Doofenshertz is not a cow.
1286[04:42:34] <Danielle> daww puppie
1287[04:45:17] *Heinz_Doofenshertz feels sorry for battlefront november 17th is dead, it's called week two of xcom2/fallout4 month*
1288[04:45:48] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> did this guy just call luke skywalker luke skywater?
1289[04:46:53] <Danielle> mark hammil?
1290[04:47:07] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> no some french dude on stage introing battlefront
1291[04:47:15] <Danielle> hark mammal
1292[04:48:04] <Danielle> oh I was gonna ask Lemur about plans for more artwork
1293[04:48:14] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> artwork happens
1294[04:48:49] <Danielle> if he knows yet
1295[04:49:08] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> maybe
1296[04:50:11] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> only the shadow knows what lemur knows
1297[04:54:53] <Gilles> huh.. interesting thing they didn't mention at the press conference.. http://blog.us.playstation.com/2015/06/15/media-player-coming-to-ps4/
1298[05:03:34] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v CaptainSpam
1299[05:08:27] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v QuartNav|AFK
1300[05:08:32] *Heinz_Doofenshertz puts captainspam on a lemur*
1301[05:08:57] <CaptainSpam> I will most certainly NOT be on a lemur!
1302[05:09:02] *CaptainSpam falls off*
1303[05:10:12] <CaffeinatedLemur> thats specisist
1304[05:12:36] *Heinz_Doofenshertz shames senstaku for phoning and driving*
1305[05:12:51] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Myr
1306[05:17:39] <CaptainSpam> Surprisingly, Worms Clan Warfare is a decent Worms game, I think.
1307[05:19:30] <Wildy> https://twitter.com/DanNerdCubed/status/610677630858326017
1308[05:23:32] <HubbeWork> poot
1309[05:23:36] <HubbeWork> mornin' chat
1310[05:24:04] <CaptainSpam> Hey, Hubbe.
1311[05:24:07] *Spluuga gnaws HubbeWork *
1312[05:24:20] *Heinz_Doofenshertz puts wildy on a pele*
1313[05:25:24] <Spluuga> steam... I hate you..
1314[05:25:35] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> steam hates you too
1315[05:27:36] *Spluuga crys*
1316[05:28:20] *Heinz_Doofenshertz hands spluuga a lemur to wipe the tears away*
1317[05:28:28] <zeke229> <3 you chat
1318[05:28:37] <Spluuga> meow?
1319[05:28:38] *RoBoBo points at Spluuga, "MEHBEH KITTEH"*
1320[05:29:49] <HubbeWork> We <3 you too zeke229
1321[05:29:59] *Spluuga noms zeke229 *
1322[05:31:15] <Spluuga> I might need to eat badly rest of the month
1323[05:31:17] *HeufyCloud licks Hubbe*
1324[05:32:17] <CaptainSpam> Also, I am impressed at how the Audiosurf demo does not play like toilets on my laptop's video card.
1325[05:32:24] <CaptainSpam> Er... Audiosurf 2 demo.
1326[05:32:42] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> audiosurf is "easy" for graphics cards to run
1327[05:32:58] *HubbeWork boops HeufyCloud on the nose*
1328[05:32:58] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://bit.ly/AdX2cw
1329[05:32:59] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> it's not a very, complex, game
1330[05:33:01] <HubbeWork> Sillykitty
1331[05:33:32] <CaptainSpam> I'd think not, but I've had games go straight to not-worky on my laptop without warning.
1332[05:33:34] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +ov HeufyCloud HeufyCloud
1333[05:34:33] <HeufyCloud> txircd pls
1334[05:34:37] <HubbeWork> Heufy did I just boop you so hard you disconnected
1335[05:34:42] <HeufyCloud> all I did was send /:O
1336[05:35:04] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +ov HeufyCloud HeufyCloud
1337[05:35:08] <HubbeWork> txircd pls. be less ass kthx
1338[05:35:12] <HeufyCloud> yup
1339[05:35:18] <HeufyCloud> that is definitely broken
1340[05:35:58] *Danielle facepalms *
1341[05:36:08] *Heinz_Doofenshertz face desks*
1342[05:36:22] <HeufyCloud> txircd 0.3 is affected too
1343[05:36:34] <HeufyCloud> wonder if 0.4 is
1344[05:36:35] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> I blame matt
1345[05:39:16] <zeke229> ~weather
1346[05:40:39] <HubbeWork> ~weather Jakobstad
1347[05:40:40] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ~weather washinton dc
1348[05:42:30] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ok so I'm pretty sure I'm gonna buy ubisoft games on ps4
1349[05:42:42] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> I don't have a good track record with them on my pc
1350[05:42:59] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> anno 2205?
1351[05:43:08] <Spluuga> well they generally work on consoles
1352[05:43:26] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> "work"
1353[05:43:37] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> for various levels of the word work
1354[05:43:57] <Spluuga> they atleast launch
1355[05:44:14] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> yeah, dragon age inquisition hasn't paved my ps4, like it did to my pc
1356[05:45:18] <Spluuga> it's kind of bad business if you have one device to make it run on and it doesn't
1357[05:45:49] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> well we are talking about ubisoft
1358[05:46:30] <Spluuga> they modeled a cathedral for 2 years, can't make it run on anything
1359[05:46:58] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> to be fair, I spent two years writing a website and it didn't run well in any browser
1360[05:47:16] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> time has little meaning when you are crap at doing stuff
1361[05:47:25] <Spluuga> it's not how it works
1362[05:47:41] <Spluuga> well ok fair enough
1363[05:54:57] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Heinz_Doofenshertz_
1364[05:55:11] *Heinz_Doofenshertz_ glares at flash*
1365[05:55:12] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower__
1366[06:00:46] *Danielle is thankful she has extra "spoons" today*
1367[06:00:57] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> sporks?
1368[06:01:15] <Wildy> Woo! Spoons!
1369[06:01:26] <Danielle> cause maaaaaan some things take more than a few of them
1370[06:01:42] <Danielle> >.<
1371[06:02:33] <Danielle> woo sporks!
1372[06:03:42] <Danielle> oh it's 2am
1373[06:03:49] <Danielle> I can stream for free now
1374[06:03:50] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> a bot
1375[06:06:11] <Wildy> Is republique a good game?
1376[06:06:18] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> no?
1377[06:06:48] *Heinz_Doofenshertz still thinks the vault questionaire guy becomes the mysterious stranger in the fallout games*
1378[06:08:25] <Wildy> What about Contrast?
1379[06:08:42] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> doesn't need to be adjusted atm
1380[06:10:44] <zeke229> ~weather
1381[06:11:20] <RoBoBo> poot
1382[06:11:25] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> no
1383[06:12:45] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dumorimasoddaa
1384[06:24:03] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower_
1385[06:24:50] <zeke229> hello Lambmower
1386[06:24:53] <zeke229> sleep well?
1387[06:25:47] <HeufyCloud> ~tell ElementalAlchemist Looks like Twisted's parsing does something that your new parser is fine with. txircd 0.2 and 0.3 both break if you send it a raw ":O"
1388[06:25:47] <PyHeufyBot> Okay, I'll tell ElementalAlchemist that next time they speak.
1389[06:27:06] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> sleep is for times not now
1390[06:27:12] <zeke229>  good night
1391[06:28:43] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Busser621975
1392[06:29:40] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v chrusher
1393[06:29:46] <chrusher> hello chat
1394[06:29:50] <Wildy> hi
1395[06:29:55] <zeke229> hello
1396[06:29:56] <zeke229> <3
1397[06:30:04] <zeke229> how is everyone
1398[06:30:14] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> antidisestablishmentairianism
1399[06:30:17] <chrusher> a bit tired
1400[06:32:53] <Carl_Miller> Hi *boops zeke229*
1401[06:32:54] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://i.imgur.com/h1TAtur.gif
1402[06:33:46] <zeke229> hello carl
1403[06:34:00] <Carl_Miller> How's it going?
1404[06:34:02] <zeke229> im downloading lots of games on steam
1405[06:34:08] <zeke229> its going well
1406[06:34:31] <Carl_Miller> Ah
1407[06:34:32] <zeke229> shenmue 3 is at 1,482k
1408[06:34:39] <Carl_Miller> :O
1409[06:34:48] <Carl_Miller> I'm rewatching the Nintendo World Championships and then going to work on some road signs for a fictional country of mine, probably
1410[06:34:49] <zeke229> im stil reeling from fallout 4
1411[06:34:57] <zeke229> sounds like fun
1412[06:35:00] <Carl_Miller> I want a Wii U now
1413[06:35:05] <zeke229> what is the country's name?
1414[06:35:11] <Carl_Miller> because Sm4sh, Splatoon, Super Mario Maker, and other things that start with S
1415[06:35:14] <Carl_Miller> like Safiria :P
1416[06:35:23] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v ekimekim
1417[06:35:25] <zeke229> oh, im listeing to wonderwall
1418[06:35:26] <Carl_Miller> ekimekim wb
1419[06:35:27] <Carl_Miller> Ah
1420[06:35:34] <zeke229> <3 ekimekim
1421[06:35:40] <ekimekim> o/
1422[06:35:55] <zeke229> how are you today?
1423[06:36:06] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower__
1424[06:36:11] <ekimekim> just woke up
1425[06:36:16] <ekimekim> so...dunno?
1426[06:36:33] <zeke229> oh look its Lamb
1427[06:36:38] <Carl_Miller> Hi LambMower_
1428[06:36:48] <zeke229> is it morning in Sweden?
1429[06:36:57] <Carl_Miller> 8:36am
1430[06:37:03] *Noy2222 decided to Bueller today*
1431[06:37:11] <zeke229> i see
1432[06:37:15] <Carl_Miller> Noy2222: :o
1433[06:37:28] <zeke229> its 0238 here in east florida
1434[06:37:47] <ekimekim> 2337
1435[06:37:48] <zeke229> i say east florida
1436[06:37:55] <Noy2222> Came to work, didn't feel like working, semi-pretended to be sick
1437[06:37:56] <ekimekim> i'm livin in the past, man
1438[06:37:59] <Carl_Miller> zeke229: Whereabouts?
1439[06:38:01] <zeke229> most florida
1440[06:38:03] *Carl_Miller lives up near Daytona Beach*
1441[06:38:04] <zeke229> tallahassee
1442[06:38:06] <Carl_Miller> Ah
1443[06:38:14] <zeke229> tallahassee is a nice city
1444[06:38:18] <Carl_Miller> Yep
1445[06:38:24] <zeke229> nice and green
1446[06:38:32] <Carl_Miller> It also has the best university o_/ o__ o_/ o__
1447[06:38:33] <zeke229> i've been to daytona beach once
1448[06:38:36] <zeke229> ONCE
1449[06:38:39] <Carl_Miller> :<
1450[06:38:52] <zeke229> im not a beach guy
1451[06:38:55] <Carl_Miller> Ah
1452[06:39:03] <Carl_Miller> Neither am I all that much but it still has some neat stuff
1453[06:39:09] <Carl_Miller> I spend a lot more time at the theme parks, though
1454[06:39:12] <zeke229> bah
1455[06:39:17] <Carl_Miller> :<
1456[06:39:21] <zeke229> wanna go to didney worl
1457[06:39:40] <Carl_Miller> I would take you but I don't have $100 for a ticket :/
1458[06:40:01] <zeke229> i wish i had a way to get down there
1459[06:40:15] <Carl_Miller> :(
1460[06:40:43] <zeke229> i have a scooter that goes 40mph max
1461[06:41:00] <zeke229> not really good for cross state travle
1462[06:41:01] <Carl_Miller> Oof o.<
1463[06:41:10] <zeke229> im getting my motorcycle endorsment
1464[06:41:14] <zeke229> and a motorcycle
1465[06:41:16] <zeke229> :D
1466[06:41:21] <Carl_Miller> I have my mom's car, my dad's truck, his girlfriend's car, and my sister's old new car
1467[06:41:39] <zeke229> im not to be trusted behind 4 wheels
1468[06:41:47] <Carl_Miller> ...which have a busted wheel bearing, a load of problems, extreme leaking/overheating, and a busted radiator and gods know what else
1469[06:41:53] <Carl_Miller> respectively
1470[06:42:34] <Noy2222> Did... Did Conan O'Brien attempt to do a let's play on his show?
1471[06:42:51] <zeke229> i havent been behind the wheel of a 4 wheeled vehicle in a long while
1472[06:42:52] <Carl_Miller> :O?
1473[06:42:56] <zeke229> who cares?
1474[06:42:56] <Noy2222> Is TV trying to copy the internet unsuccessfully again?
1475[06:43:08] <Carl_Miller> Noy2222, link? :o
1476[06:43:26] <Noy2222> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRGPI1PwNQ
1477[06:43:27] <PyMoronBot> Clueless Gamer: "Halo 5: Guardians": Team Silicon Valley vs. Team Coco  - CONAN on TBS 14| 09:17 14| Team Coco 14| CONAN Highlight: Conan battles Thomas Middleditch, TJ Miller, & Zach Woods in the latest "Halo" installment. More CONAN @ http://teamcoco.com/video ...
1478[06:43:57] <Carl_Miller> Thanks
1479[06:44:10] <Noy2222> Of course they edited the shit out of it, because a Let's play on TV is already a stupid idea
1480[06:44:24] <Carl_Miller> ^
1481[06:44:39] <zeke229> shrug.jpg
1482[06:44:54] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> meh
1483[06:45:48] <zeke229> http://voxlunch.tumblr.com/post/121582062473/stay-woke GODDAMNIT ALEX
1484[06:45:48] <PyMoronBot> Vox Lunch, stay woke (at voxlunch.tumblr.com)
1485[06:46:23] <Noy2222> https://youtu.be/UA8Kp6U4GmI?t=58s
1486[06:46:24] <PyMoronBot> Episode Seven: Fallout - Part 1[HD] 14| 08:37 14| commodoreHustle 14| So, Operation: Viral Outbreak kind of... broke out. And that means the LRR crew has some serious thinking to do. Sadly they're not good at "serious".
1487[06:46:30] <zeke229> you're a kid now, you
1488[06:46:30] <Spluuga> hue hue
1489[06:46:39] <henine> so... i kind of want to see hayao miyazaki's dark souls
1490[06:46:48] <zeke229> play dark souls 1
1491[06:46:52] <zeke229> its right there
1492[06:47:09] <henine> (different miyazaki)
1493[06:47:26] <Carl_Miller> zeke229: Or are you a squid? *shot*U
1494[06:47:29] <Carl_Miller> *shot* *
1495[06:47:54] *zeke229 is a squid*
1496[06:48:02] <zeke229> i dont do japan henine
1497[06:48:15] *Heinz_Doofenshertz is a human and likes roasting squid over an open fire*
1498[06:48:21] <zeke229> japan is a strange place
1499[06:48:56] <zeke229> holy crap
1500[06:49:00] <henine> neither do i really but hearing miyazaki in relation to something like dark souls just sound wrong
1501[06:49:04] *CaffeinatedLemur is a strange place*
1502[06:49:05] <zeke229> i have the pirates sound track
1503[06:49:17] <zeke229> hey lemur
1504[06:49:19] <zeke229> whats up
1505[06:49:31] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> lemur, you're not a place
1506[06:49:34] <CaffeinatedLemur> I suck at the long dark
1507[06:49:46] <CaffeinatedLemur> heinz, the microbes that live on me disagree
1508[06:49:55] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> well they are still wrong
1509[06:51:40] <zeke229> why did i buy battlefeild bad company 2?
1510[06:51:58] <Spluuga> zeke229, because it's actually good?
1511[06:52:14] <zeke229> is it?
1512[06:52:20] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> because steam sale?
1513[06:52:21] *Carl_Miller is a human, tried calamari the other day and kinda liked it*
1514[06:52:23] <HubbeWork> Bad Company 1 is better IMO, but it's only on console AFAIK
1515[06:52:29] <zeke229> i know why i bought CoD:4 MW
1516[06:52:30] <Spluuga> it's prolly the best bf since 2
1517[06:52:32] <zeke229> cuz its amazing
1518[06:52:34] <Carl_Miller> ^
1519[06:52:44] <zeke229> CoD4MW is a great game
1520[06:52:52] <Carl_Miller> Yeah, it's pretty fucking amazing
1521[06:52:55] <zeke229> i played BF3
1522[06:52:59] <zeke229> and i liked it
1523[06:53:00] <Carl_Miller> Makes me wish I still had my old hackable Xbox
1524[06:53:04] <Carl_Miller> but it died a while ago :/
1525[06:53:14] <Spluuga> bfbc2 is wayyyyyy better
1526[06:53:17] <zeke229> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlkPh7kOnt4&list=PLA77E44CFF84D82DF here have the lion king soundtrack
1527[06:53:17] <PyMoronBot> The Lion King OST - 01 - Circle of Life 14| 04:01 14| disneysoundtrack89 14| The Lion King OST - 01 - Circle of Life
1528[06:53:28] <Spluuga> people still play bc2
1529[06:53:41] <zeke229> hmm
1530[06:53:59] <zeke229> are the servers fo CoD4 still up
1531[06:54:19] <Carl_Miller> No idea
1532[06:54:25] <Carl_Miller> When in doubt, XLink? :P
1533[06:55:10] <zeke229> xlink?
1534[06:57:27] <Danielle> http://voxlunch.tumblr.com/post/121655634393/lepuffpuff-so-fragile ...man crisps
1535[06:57:28] <PyMoronBot> Vox Lunch, lepuffpuff: so fragile (at voxlunch.tumblr.com)
1536[06:57:31] <Danielle> lol
1537[06:57:42] <zeke229> i know right danielle
1538[06:57:53] <Danielle> :P
1539[06:58:29] <Danielle> instead of blue it's black
1540[06:58:41] <Spluuga> Danielle, are you saying the opposite of these are Your Nuts
1541[06:59:00] <Danielle> ....
1542[06:59:06] <chrusher> I may be late to the party
1543[06:59:24] <chrusher> but I am excited about Fallout 4
1544[06:59:26] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Chuzzle
1545[06:59:30] <Chuzzle> Morning
1546[06:59:50] <chrusher> good evening
1547[06:59:59] <Spluuga> http://www.yournuts.co.uk/
1548[07:00:01] <PyMoronBot> Wholefoods Market, Nuts, Health Food Products, Wholefoods Stores UK :: Wholefoods, Nuts, Health Food - Your Nuts Wholefoods Ltd (at www.yournuts.co.uk)
1549[07:00:23] <zeke229>  NUTS
1550[07:00:26] <zeke229> :P
1551[07:01:09] <zeke229> the lion king soundtrack always gives me chills
1552[07:04:11] <Spluuga> haaayyyaaaa sweennggaaaaa
1553[07:05:08] <Spluuga> well it's Elton john so..
1554[07:05:33] <zeke229> and Hans Zimmer
1555[07:06:43] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v aerobeing
1556[07:06:51] <zeke229> hello aerobeing
1557[07:07:07] <zeke229> i just bought it
1558[07:07:11] *HubbeWork boops Chuzzle*
1559[07:07:12] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://i.imgur.com/BLQoL61.gif
1560[07:07:14] <HubbeWork> Hi :3
1561[07:07:15] <zeke229> for the 3rd time
1562[07:07:23] *Chuzzle boops Hubbe*
1563[07:07:28] <Chuzzle> Hi
1564[07:07:44] <zeke229> work
1565[07:07:49] <zeke229> god
1566[07:07:58] <zeke229> i cant think of work right now
1567[07:08:03] <zeke229> its 0308
1568[07:08:19] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> hype train? http://www.ign.com/videos/2015/06/16/first-xcom-2-gameplay-footage-ign-live-e3-2015
1569[07:08:19] <PyMoronBot> First XCOM 2 Gameplay Footage - IGN Live: E3 2015 - IGN Video (at www.ign.com)
1570[07:09:08] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +ov AeroCmdr AeroCmdr
1571[07:09:31] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Noy2222
1572[07:09:46] *zeke229 sings along to be prepared*
1573[07:17:19] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> ok this xcom2 demo is EPIC WOOOOOOOOOO
1574[07:17:31] <CaffeinatedLemur> yeah it is
1575[07:17:54] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> mechs are back
1576[07:18:30] <zeke229> i was just forced to watch a pewdiepie video
1577[07:18:40] *Heinz_Doofenshertz feels sorry for zeke*
1578[07:19:00] <zeke229> it wasnt that bad
1579[07:19:07] <zeke229> it was OK
1580[07:19:10] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> do you need eye bleach?
1581[07:19:20] <zeke229> no
1582[07:19:26] <zeke229> pewds is a good looking man
1583[07:19:31] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> eye viniger?
1584[07:19:33] <zeke229> he is sweedish
1585[07:19:44] <zeke229> is it one e or two?
1586[07:20:04] <Carl_Miller> Swedish
1587[07:20:15] <Carl_Miller> Ohi AeroCmdr
1588[07:20:56] <zeke229> http://i.imgur.com/NuTRwpu.png im not sorry
1589[07:20:57] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 470x500 14| Size: 183kb 14| Views: 10,948
1590[07:21:57] <zeke229> how long until i can put an implant into my mind that will allow me to speak, understand, read, and write all languages
1591[07:22:08] <Carl_Miller> Sadly not soon enough :(
1592[07:22:18] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> never, words are really bad at comunication
1593[07:22:26] <Carl_Miller> (i.e. soon after the device that lets you travel to worlds of fiction and also alternate realities)
1594[07:22:31] <HubbeWork> 2027, approximately
1595[07:22:33] <chrusher> human language is hard
1596[07:22:42] <Chuzzle> hey, 2027 is really quite soon.
1597[07:22:56] <HubbeWork> Natural language processing is making leaps and bounds of progress lately
1598[07:22:57] <chrusher> twelve years away
1599[07:23:10] <HubbeWork> And text translations are quite competent today
1600[07:23:26] *Gilles slips a babel fish into zeke229's ear*
1601[07:23:38] <zeke229> we could already have the one that lets me read almost all languages
1602[07:23:39] <HubbeWork> Human-computer interfaces haven't made too much progress yet, but one can hope :)
1603[07:23:57] <HubbeWork> zeke229: I believe there's an app for that, yes
1604[07:23:57] <Carl_Miller> I want to be a female blue psychic four-armed space elf already *shot*
1605[07:24:00] <zeke229> i think Omnilingualism would be a great power
1606[07:24:02] <Carl_Miller> ^
1607[07:24:03] <Chuzzle> Things are happening, and that's cool. I don't think 2027 is going to happen though
1608[07:24:07] <Carl_Miller> Omniglottalism, even
1609[07:24:17] <zeke229> samething?
1610[07:24:23] <Carl_Miller> omniglotism*
1611[07:24:25] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> 2027 has been canceled in favor of more xcom2/fallout4
1612[07:24:33] <Chuzzle> nicee
1613[07:24:36] <Gilles> Chuzzle: as in it won't happen by 2027? or 2027 isn't going to exist?
1614[07:24:39] <HubbeWork> so hype for those games
1615[07:24:45] <chrusher> war, war never changes
1616[07:24:50] <Chuzzle> I don't believe in 2027
1617[07:24:56] <Carl_Miller> 2072 > 2027
1618[07:24:58] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> war never changes, but Xcom2 maps do now
1619[07:25:00] <Chuzzle> It will never happen.
1620[07:25:02] <HubbeWork> I don't actually know where I got 2027 from
1621[07:25:10] <zeke229> im looking forward to being disapointed by Halo 5
1622[07:25:17] <HubbeWork> I just thought about a year and suddenly 2027
1623[07:25:26] <zeke229> and by asscreed (who the fuck know what number now)
1624[07:25:54] <HubbeWork> What fictional universe has something significant happen in 2027...
1625[07:25:59] <Chuzzle> Unless you have a chip for seeing the future already, I don't think that's a reliable source, Hubbe ^^
1626[07:26:09] <zeke229> wait
1627[07:26:19] <zeke229> im listening to the lion king soundtrack
1628[07:26:25] <zeke229> WHY AM I NOT JUST WATCHING IT
1629[07:26:28] <zeke229> i can do that
1630[07:26:32] <zeke229> i have the internet
1631[07:26:37] <zeke229> im an idiot
1632[07:26:46] <Gilles> on August 7, 2027, Asteroid (137108) 1999 AN10 will pass within 388,960 km (0.0026 AU) of Earth.
1633[07:26:48] <Gilles> :P
1634[07:27:05] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> I like the advent guy in the demo just cross checking a civie with his rifle
1635[07:27:26] <zeke229> GODDAMNIT LION KING IS DVD ONLY
1636[07:27:27] <ekimekim> "disturbance detected. police brutality mode engaged"
1637[07:27:33] *zeke229 flops*
1638[07:27:34] <Gilles> 2038 will leave us all screwed though, because of the end of the 32-bit Unix clock :P
1639[07:27:36] <Danielle> it's Disney though
1640[07:27:41] <HubbeWork> Shush you, Chuzzle. Clearly I am psychic and can see the future. :P
1641[07:27:44] <zeke229> i dont wanna be illegal disney
1642[07:27:46] <zeke229> please
1643[07:27:47] <Danielle> you can't get that free without piracy :P
1644[07:27:54] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> 2038 has also been canceled for more fallout4/xcom2
1645[07:27:58] <zeke229> you can watch hurcules and mulan
1646[07:28:11] <zeke229> pocahantas, tarzan
1647[07:28:20] <zeke229> lilo and fucking stich
1648[07:28:24] *Gilles has Lion King on blu-ray*
1649[07:28:26] <Chuzzle> That's got to be horrible
1650[07:28:28] <zeke229> but not lion king
1651[07:28:32] <HubbeWork> Does Amazon Prime not have Lion King?
1652[07:28:38] <zeke229> i dont have amazon prime
1653[07:28:42] <HubbeWork> Amazon Prime is usually good at having stuff Netflix doesn't
1654[07:29:05] <Gilles> my blu-ray actually came with a digital edition
1655[07:29:05] <zeke229> oh hey emporer's new groobe
1656[07:29:12] <Gilles> but it doesn't look to be available to buy on its own
1657[07:29:14] <Danielle> tis the circle of life....therefore only on circle media
1658[07:29:24] <zeke229> im gonna watch mulan II
1659[07:29:31] <zeke229> and yall cant stop me
1660[07:30:08] *Chuzzle tries*
1661[07:30:11] *Chuzzle fails*
1662[07:30:18] *zeke229 is not downloading the lion king illegally*
1663[07:30:22] <Chuzzle> Damn, guess you're right
1664[07:30:27] <Danielle> if you watch Wolf of Wallstreet you can watch it same time as me
1665[07:30:27] *zeke229 promises*
1666[07:30:35] <zeke229> i havent seen that ye
1667[07:30:36] <zeke229> yet
1668[07:30:38] *Danielle presses play*
1669[07:30:40] *Gilles watches zeke229 go to the shadowy area*
1670[07:30:54] <zeke229> i call grey zone
1671[07:31:13] <Danielle> oh there's a lion in the beginning
1672[07:31:38] *zeke229 puts a lion in danielle's lap*
1673[07:31:40] <zeke229> there you go
1674[07:31:47] <Danielle> meow
1675[07:31:47] *RoBoBo points at Danielle, "KITTEH"*
1676[07:31:50] *Heinz_Doofenshertz puts zeke on a sloth*
1677[07:31:52] <Anubis169> meow...
1678[07:31:53] *RoBoBo points at Anubis169, "KITTEH"*
1679[07:31:56] <Anubis169> yay! :D
1680[07:32:05] <zeke229> hello Anubis
1681[07:32:08] <zeke229> how are you
1682[07:32:32] <zeke229> im gonna watch lion king while in an already sad state and bawl my eyes out at the moment
1683[07:32:52] <Gilles> you should watch the beginning of Up instead
1684[07:32:57] <Gilles> that will surely cheer you up
1685[07:33:09] <Carl_Miller> "Apparently Konami have said Metal Gear Solid 5 will be their final game." :O
1686[07:33:19] <zeke229> good
1687[07:33:36] <Chuzzle> Memo to self: don't shower first thing in the morning
1688[07:33:44] <Gilles> Carl_Miller: source?
1689[07:35:05] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> the internet
1690[07:35:32] <zeke229> god this is a beautiful movie
1691[07:36:49] <Danielle> dammit loud music and fx and quiet speech
1692[07:36:52] <Danielle> >.<
1693[07:37:01] *Danielle needs new headphones still*
1694[07:37:07] *henine compresses Danielle.*
1695[07:37:34] *Danielle decompresses henine*
1696[07:37:40] <zeke229> lil babby simba!
1697[07:37:53] <Carl_Miller> Gilles: "Well, they're not leaving game dev entirely. They're moving on to focus on mobile. PES will stay, it's their main cash cow. http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2015-04-30-what-is-happening-at-konami" --the friend that broke this news to me
1698[07:38:03] <Carl_Miller> Just a rumor now, apparently
1699[07:38:11] *henine loses the loudness wars.*
1700[07:38:38] <Noy2222> Can the gaming industry stop focusing on mobile?
1701[07:38:49] *zeke229 puts a distortion filter on everyone*
1702[07:38:58] <Noy2222> There hasn't been a good non shovelware released mobile game since Snake
1703[07:38:59] <Carl_Miller> Noy2222: It'd be nice if they did @.@
1704[07:39:22] <zeke229> fallout shelter is nice
1705[07:39:23] <henine> Noy2222, are you not aware of monument valley?
1706[07:39:46] <Noy2222> Not really
1707[07:39:58] <Noy2222> Looks odd
1708[07:40:01] <Danielle> why is everyone whispering???
1709[07:40:06] <henine> so is fo:shelter really not pay-to-wait?
1710[07:40:07] <chrusher> not sure
1711[07:40:15] <zeke229> no it isnt henien
1712[07:40:34] <zeke229> from what i've seen, FO:Shelter is great
1713[07:40:36] <chrusher> I am dreaming of going to australia for christmas
1714[07:40:50] <henine> i want it then
1715[07:40:59] <zeke229> only for iOS now
1716[07:41:09] <zeke229> android later
1717[07:41:12] <henine> hopefully they port it to droid
1718[07:42:12] <zeke229> mufasa is kinda a dick
1719[07:42:50] <HubbeWork> Chuzzle: I find that showering first thing in the morning wakes me up pretty well, but also leaves me feeling damp and gross for hoooours
1720[07:43:15] <Chuzzle> It made me confused, nauseated and gave me a headache
1721[07:43:41] <Chuzzle> And sleepy.
1722[07:43:49] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> were you useing water or some other liquid?
1723[07:44:12] <Chuzzle> ... oh, yeah, maybe vodka shower is not the best idea
1724[07:44:15] <Chuzzle> hm
1725[07:44:18] <zeke229> are you sure you werent using paint thinner
1726[07:44:42] <Chuzzle> ^^
1727[07:44:48] <HubbeWork> Vodka shower sounds INCREDIBLY sticky and gross
1728[07:44:59] <Chuzzle> Not flavoured vodka
1729[07:44:59] <Mara> Oh dear, I just heard about the FF7 remake.
1730[07:45:07] <HubbeWork> ...FF7 remake?
1731[07:45:13] <HubbeWork> They're finally giving in and making it?
1732[07:45:14] <zeke229> FF7 HD remake
1733[07:45:15] <zeke229> yes
1734[07:45:18] <HubbeWork> huh
1735[07:45:18] <zeke229> they are doing it
1736[07:45:22] <zeke229> and last gaurdian
1737[07:45:23] <henine> why does flavored vodka even exist?
1738[07:45:26] <zeke229> and Shenmue 3
1739[07:45:31] <Chuzzle> Anyway, I think the point is I should wake up before attempting to stand up
1740[07:45:33] <Mara> henine: To mask the vodka flavour?
1741[07:45:44] <zeke229> good vodka doesnt have a flavor
1742[07:45:45] <henine> by.. a worse flavor?
1743[07:45:47] <HubbeWork> henine: Because some people drink to get drunk
1744[07:46:27] <Mara> zeke229: Why drink it then?
1745[07:46:33] <Mara> I'm not much of a drinker :P
1746[07:46:42] <zeke229> cuz vodka fuckes you up
1747[07:46:49] <ekimekim> because companies can't differentiate on the actual vodka very easily, so they make cheap gimmicks
1748[07:46:55] <Carl_Miller> They need to remake FF12
1749[07:46:58] <Chuzzle> You can use flavoured vodka to give flavour to drinks.
1750[07:47:13] <henine> some of us drink to forget, the way god intended it.
1751[07:47:43] <Mara> Carl_Miller: Agreed, at least they can't mess that one up
1752[07:47:50] <Gilles> Carl_Miller: well, if they do exit, Jim Sterling will be thrilled :P
1753[07:47:54] <zeke229> i have strawberry moonshine
1754[07:47:59] <zeke229> but its too early to drink
1755[07:48:06] <zeke229> 100 proof
1756[07:48:20] <Carl_Miller> Gilles: Jim Sterling?
1757[07:48:31] <Carl_Miller> Mara: Yep
1758[07:48:36] <Carl_Miller> And then a proper FF12-2 :P
1759[07:48:41] <Gilles> game reviewer.. has a serious hate for Konami
1760[07:48:46] <Carl_Miller> Ah
1761[07:48:50] <Gilles> and is very vocal about it
1762[07:48:55] <Chuzzle> This Friday is probably the day with the highest alcohol consumtion in Sweden. We'll see if I feel well enough to drink.
1763[07:49:09] <Mara> Chuzzle: National holiday or something?
1764[07:49:13] <Mara> Also, hi!
1765[07:49:14] <Chuzzle> Midsummer
1766[07:49:18] <Chuzzle> Hi :)
1767[07:49:35] <No> ~log
1768[07:49:35] <PyHeufyBot> Log for #desertbus on 2015-06-16: http://heufneutje.net/logs/?channel=desertbus&network=DesertBusForHope&date=2015-06-16
1769[07:49:43] <No> Hey I remembered it this time
1770[07:49:45] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower_
1771[07:49:53] <zeke229> i have too many games
1772[07:49:56] <Carl_Miller> I find it amusing that the solstice used to be in the middle of summer and now it's the first day but it's still called midsummer in some places
1773[07:50:13] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Didero
1774[07:50:15] <Didero> Mornin'
1775[07:50:16] <Mara> zeke229: Nonsense, you just don't have enough time.
1776[07:50:17] <Chuzzle> Mornin'
1777[07:50:19] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> a midsummers nights dream?
1778[07:50:26] <Chuzzle> goddammit I misclicked first
1779[07:50:33] <Didero> Ooh, that was close, Chuzzle. Only 2 seconds difference
1780[07:50:41] <Chuzzle> One from here
1781[07:50:45] <No> ^mtg Booster Modern Masters 2015
1782[07:50:46] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Modern Masters 2015 Edition' contains: Rare: Banefire. Uncommon: Mutagenic Growth; Root-Kin Ally; Dimir Guildmage; Qumulox. Common: Gnarlid Pack; Matca Rioters; Mana Leak; Skyreach Manta; Thrive; Inner-Flame Igniter; Sunspear Shikari; Repeal; Apostle's Blessing; Gut Shot.
1783[07:50:48] <Carl_Miller> Hi Didero
1784[07:50:53] <Carl_Miller> ^mtg Booster Tempest Remastered
1785[07:50:54] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Tempest Remastered' contains: Mythic rare: Survival of the Fittest. Basic land: Swamp. Uncommon: Curiosity; Caldera Lake; Capsize. Common: Skyshaper; Spike Colony; Endangered Armodon; Patchwork Gnomes; Rootwalla; Winged Sliver; Elven Rite; Sift; Mana Leak; Merfolk Looter.
1786[07:50:54] <Chuzzle> You were faster than usual too
1787[07:50:57] <Carl_Miller> Ooo
1788[07:51:10] <Mara> Heya DideRobot
1789[07:51:12] <Mara> * Didero
1790[07:51:22] <DideRobot> Hi Mara
1791[07:51:30] <Mara> :P show-off
1792[07:51:35] <No> Survival of the fittest was in Tempest Remastered?
1793[07:51:39] <Carl_Miller> Apparently
1794[07:51:45] <Carl_Miller> !Survival of the Fittest
1795[07:51:47] <Carl_Miller> Aww
1796[07:51:49] <DideRobot> No, just polite reciprocation of a greeting. I thought that was customary
1797[07:51:58] <No> ^mtg Survival of the Fittest
1798[07:51:59] <DideRobot> Survival of the Fittest [Enchantment] (1 G, CMC 2). G, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
1799[07:52:04] <Didero> Yeah, normally I switch my computer on, let it start up everything while I go make my bed or something. This time I just sat down immediately, Chuzzle. GOTTA BE FASTER
1800[07:52:26] <No> Didero, is there a way to get your bot to display the set a card is from?
1801[07:52:27] *Chuzzle nods and gets to training*
1802[07:52:29] <Didero> If you use '^mtgf' instead of '^mtg', it'll also list the sets the card was in
1803[07:52:31] <Carl_Miller> Ah
1804[07:52:34] <No> oh
1805[07:52:37] <No> what's the f stand for?
1806[07:52:39] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Hiramas
1807[07:52:39] <No> full?
1808[07:52:44] <No> ^mtgf Survival of the Fittest
1809[07:52:45] <Didero> 'full' I guess
1810[07:52:45] <Hiramas> Morning chat
1811[07:52:46] <DideRobot> Survival of the Fittest [Enchantment] (1 G, CMC 2). G, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. [in sets Vintage Masters [R]; Judge Gift Program [S]; Exodus [R]; Tempest Remastered [M]]
1812[07:52:59] <No> huh, awesome.
1813[07:53:00] <Didero> To be frank I just stole the 'mtg' and 'mtgf' distinction from TM and PyMoronBot's MTG module :P
1814[07:53:09] <Didero> If there's too many sets it won't list them all though
1815[07:53:11] <Didero> ^mtgf forest
1816[07:53:12] <DideRobot> Forest [Basic Land %u2014 Forest]. [in sets Invasion [L]; Time Spiral [L]; Classic Sixth Edition [L]; Ice Age [L] and 81 more] (7 more matches found: Forest Bear; Karplusan Forest; Misty Rainforest; Sapseep Forest; Skyshroud Forest; Snow-Covered Forest; The Great Forest)
1817[07:53:20] <No> Pymoronbot?
1818[07:53:27] <No> is that like the mtgbot streamers use?
1819[07:53:28] <Didero> PyMoronBot is Tyranic-Moron's bot
1820[07:53:46] <No> oh wow, how many bots are on this channel?
1821[07:53:48] <Carl_Miller> ^mtg Booster Vintage Masters
1822[07:53:49] <Didero> It also has an MTG module, but that one retrieves its data from Gatherer on every call, so it's slower and less accurate
1823[07:53:50] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Vintage Masters' contains: Rare: Tropical Island; Badlands. Uncommon: Mystic Zealot; Fires of Yavimaya; Dreampod Druid. Common: Afterlife; Obsessive Search; Killer Whale; Fledgling Djinn; Skirge Familiar; Reckless Charge; Simian Grunts; Counterspell; Death's-Head Buzzard; Jungle Wurm.
1824[07:53:51] <Carl_Miller> No: All of them
1825[07:53:58] <No> even LRRbot?
1826[07:54:00] <Carl_Miller> DOUBLE DUALS :O
1827[07:54:06] <henine> 50% of this chat is bots
1828[07:54:10] <Didero> Right, I made a little local script for that
1829[07:54:13] <Hubbot> Didero who are you to think, but fitting
1830[07:54:15] <ekimekim> everything except lrrbot
1831[07:54:19] <ekimekim> and legbot
1832[07:54:29] <Didero> The greyed-out bots aren't here right now
1833[07:54:30] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> AMES FORTUNE NOW
1834[07:54:31] <AMES> Heinz_Doofenshertz's fortune is... Too many hungry dragons
1835[07:54:38] <Carl_Miller> Dear Dr. #desertbus: How much do you think ABUR-style trilands would go for?
1836[07:54:51] <ekimekim> Hubbot, what do you think of all the bots?
1837[07:54:52] <Hubbot> This cube has all the power!
1838[07:55:09] <No> If you say hubbot's name, it just spits out random words?
1839[07:55:10] <Hubbot> I'm preparing to say the whole thing fizzled out
1840[07:55:23] <ekimekim> Hubbot, is what you're saying random?
1841[07:55:24] <Hubbot> Ekimekim do you even url?
1842[07:55:30] <ekimekim> hubbot: touche.
1843[07:55:31] <Hubbot> Ekimekim touche, haha. also, fyi, xela
1844[07:55:34] <Didero> Semi-random, it's based on a Markov chain
1845[07:55:38] <ekimekim> dammit xela!
1846[07:55:54] <No> I like Markov chains.
1847[07:55:58] <No> hubbot
1848[07:56:01] <Didero> So it keeps track of which words are used, and I think the order too, and then tries to string intelligible words together
1849[07:56:04] <HubbeWork> It's indeed using a markov chain library for generating responses
1850[07:56:04] <Spluuga> https://twitter.com/BobmichCrobnich/status/610711871772082176/photo/1
1851[07:56:05] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/16 00:33] @BobmichCrobnich: http://t.co/0u6i59OHv3
1852[07:56:13] <No> hubbot magic the gathering
1853[07:56:14] <Hubbot> May need to start gathering disney puns again tho
1854[07:56:26] <Carl_Miller> Anyone?
1855[07:56:37] <Didero> Disney puns? Like wa(l)t?
1856[07:56:41] <HubbeWork> Didero: It's based on probabilities. It analyses sentences (maaaaaany of them) to try and figure out which words typically follow which ones.
1857[07:56:50] <Mara> Carl_Miller: I don't know what ABUR-style trilands are
1858[07:56:50] <No> there were no trilands in those sets carl_miller
1859[07:56:58] <HubbeWork> And then when it generates it picks at random from a starting point
1860[07:57:03] <Carl_Miller> No: I'm aware. It's a hypothetical question :P
1861[07:57:09] <Carl_Miller> Mara: Lands with three basic land types
1862[07:57:14] <Carl_Miller> so trilands, but in the style of ABUR duals
1863[07:57:20] <No> They'd be more expensive than duals because they'd just be better duals
1864[07:57:33] <HubbeWork> So if your starting point is "hello", it picks one of the most probable words following it until it hits a max length or a word that typically ends a sentence.
1865[07:57:42] <No> hello hubbot
1866[07:57:43] <Hubbot> Hello trash, i am using it ;)
1867[07:58:08] <Didero> I don't think Hubbot likes Markov chains very much
1868[07:58:09] <Hubbot> Also, didero i have pretty much everything
1869[07:58:15] <No> How do you feel about Negative Binomial Regressions, Hubbot?
1870[07:58:15] <Hubbot> Okay no are you thinking issues with flicker
1871[07:58:38] <HubbeWork> It tends to generate sensible sentences... most of the time
1872[07:58:42] <Carl_Miller> Hubbot: Liliana is from Dominaria
1873[07:58:43] <Hubbot> I played from portal to the library
1874[07:58:48] <Carl_Miller> Huh
1875[08:00:55] <Spluuga> Carl_Miller, she is?
1876[08:01:11] <HubbeWork> It has quite a lot of data to generate from, since Hubbot has been listening in this channel for... quite a few months
1877[08:01:12] <Hubbot> Same reason hubbework lot of fiddling
1878[08:01:15] <HubbeWork> <.<
1879[08:01:25] <HubbeWork> anyway, lunchtime.
1880[08:01:26] <Carl_Miller> Spluuga: Yes
1881[08:01:49] <Spluuga> nice
1882[08:01:50] <Mara> Carl_Miller: Those sound like they'd be ridiculously expensive, or should be at least.
1883[08:01:59] <Kidror> Am I excited for Halo 5: Yes
1884[08:02:10] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> http://www.ign.com/videos/2015/06/16/first-xcom-2-gameplay-footage-ign-live-e3-2015
1885[08:02:11] <PyMoronBot> First XCOM 2 Gameplay Footage - IGN Live: E3 2015 - IGN Video (at www.ign.com)
1886[08:02:22] <Carl_Miller> Ah
1887[08:14:37] <Danielle> this movie has a lot of ...skin
1888[08:15:05] <Danielle> butts
1889[08:15:21] <Danielle> also smoking
1890[08:16:16] <HubbeWork> Danielle: smoky skin butts?
1891[08:16:27] <Danielle> lol
1892[08:16:38] <Danielle> oh
1893[08:16:41] <Danielle> dickbutts
1894[08:16:53] <Danielle> possibly dicks in the butts
1895[08:17:05] *Spluuga facepalms*
1896[08:17:12] <Danielle> it's not porn...I don't think
1897[08:17:51] <Spluuga> it's not porn if it's strugglesnuggles?
1898[08:18:48] <henine> it's not porn if you're not masturbating
1899[08:19:28] *Noy2222 attempts irony*
1900[08:19:46] <Noy2222> I just bought some stocks in the company I work at.
1901[08:20:02] <henine> good for motivation that
1902[08:20:12] <Noy2222> I'm going to attempt to sell them by the end of the day for the value I lost by not working today
1903[08:20:32] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/wTJcSmI
1904[08:20:32] <PyMoronBot> ... Genius 14| 2Animated! 14| 720x930 14| Size: 33,173kb 14| Views: 226,337
1905[08:20:45] <henine> oh... is that some sort of an art project?
1906[08:21:44] *Danielle blinks*
1907[08:22:08] <Mara> Spluuga: I know that one :D it can learn anything by watching it being done... you know, theoretically
1908[08:22:10] <Danielle> it's not porn if you don't see balls touching something
1909[08:22:38] <Spluuga> Mara, theoretically it's a cheating bastard
1910[08:22:51] <henine> aren't balls usually attached to something?
1911[08:22:55] <Danielle> so far I haven't noticed any
1912[08:23:06] <Danielle> something else
1913[08:23:12] <Danielle> uh oh
1914[08:23:16] <Chuzzle> Off to school
1915[08:23:20] <Chuzzle> See you tomorrow, chat
1916[08:23:28] <Danielle> balls in liquor...not sure
1917[08:23:29] *Mara hugs Chuzzle *
1918[08:23:48] *Chuzzle hugs Mara*
1919[08:24:48] *Chuzzle waves and hugs*
1920[08:27:25] *Danielle ate a bit too fast...*
1921[08:27:30] <Danielle> ahem
1922[08:28:43] <Danielle> fuck yeah, tea!
1923[08:33:42] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LB
1924[08:33:55] <LB> I HATE Square-Enix and I HATE the internet.
1925[08:34:00] <LB> What's up, chatfolk?
1926[08:34:06] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> http://www.ign.com/videos/2015/06/16/first-xcom-2-gameplay-footage-ign-live-e3-2015
1927[08:34:06] <PyMoronBot> First XCOM 2 Gameplay Footage - IGN Live: E3 2015 - IGN Video (at www.ign.com)
1928[08:34:07] <Carl_Miller> Hi LB
1929[08:34:12] <Carl_Miller> What happened?
1930[08:34:16] <Spluuga> LB, the salt is reaaalll
1931[08:34:17] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> LB the hype train for XCOM2 is real
1932[08:34:18] <LB> FFVII thing
1933[08:34:21] <Carl_Miller> Ah
1934[08:34:23] <Spluuga> FF7 happened
1935[08:34:26] <LB> so dumb
1936[08:34:28] <LB> so bad
1937[08:34:29] <Carl_Miller> ^
1938[08:34:29] <Carl_Miller> I'd have rather FF12 happened
1939[08:34:47] <Spluuga> I'm so happyyy yaaay
1940[08:34:55] <LB> I'd rather have something new and good than go back and ruin something good because for some reason people want eighteen year old things again instead of new things
1941[08:34:58] <LB> creativity is dead
1942[08:35:22] <LB> But uhh, anyway, Shenmue 3?
1943[08:35:25] <Spluuga> but you got last guardian too
1944[08:35:27] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> LB have you seen the gameplay from xcom2?
1945[08:35:51] <LB> FFVII thing is the only thing I've seen since the start of MS's press conference. Loooots to catch up on
1946[08:36:02] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Cuttlefishman
1947[08:36:07] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> I linked it
1948[08:36:10] <Spluuga> LB, after that rant you can't be on board with shen mue
1949[08:36:11] <LB> turns out this is a bad time to try and have a productive day >_<
1950[08:36:28] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> sorry this week productivity is not allowed
1951[08:36:31] <LB> Hey, at least it's a sequel and not a remake (I actually have no real opinion on Shenmue)
1952[08:36:39] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> also november has been canceled
1953[08:36:54] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> so has decemeber, and well the rest of time
1954[08:37:02] <Carl_Miller> ;-;
1955[08:37:08] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> it will be xcom2/fallout4 forever
1956[08:37:09] <LB> Heinz, went on your video and it's two guys talking :\
1957[08:37:27] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> they talk for a minute or so then gameplay then they talk over the gameplay
1958[08:37:42] <Spluuga> LB, it's not about remake.. it's about keeping your fucking promises
1959[08:37:45] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> but it's like 13 minutes of gameplay
1960[08:38:07] <LB> they can't keep their promises. It's literally not possible to faithfully remake FFVII to modern standards
1961[08:38:21] <LB> so they're probably going to go full retcon and embrace all the stupid anime bullshit of their spinoffs
1962[08:38:43] <LB> and turn Cloud into Squall and turn Aeris into the holier than thou pure white mage stereotype of Aerith
1963[08:38:51] <Carl_Miller> So a remake in the mold of ORAS, then
1964[08:38:52] *LB froths at the mouth*
1965[08:38:57] <Carl_Miller> Also, excuse me. Magess. :P
1966[08:38:58] <LB> ...ORAS?
1967[08:39:07] <Carl_Miller> aka HOENN CONFIRMESD
1968[08:39:10] <Carl_Miller> CONFIRMED*
1969[08:39:27] <Cuttlefishman> I dunno
1970[08:39:34] <LB> Wait, what was wrong with that remake? I heard it was pretty good and added some very sensible stuff
1971[08:39:40] <Spluuga> LB, http://imgur.com/gallery/O57yxRf
1972[08:39:40] <PyMoronBot> I have group rates on tickets to Hell, if anyone is interested. 14| 720x960 14| Size: 55kb 14| Views: 226,316
1973[08:39:45] <LB> whereas the FFVII remake...do you think that's going to have a world map?
1974[08:39:46] <Cuttlefishman> If they fuck with the english localization
1975[08:39:56] <Cuttlefishman> then lots of people are going to be a bit irritated
1976[08:40:13] <Carl_Miller> LB: I'm not saying there was anything wrong with it (outside of the things that are wrong with Gen VI in general, like the Fairy type), just pointing out that it, too, is a retcon-remake
1977[08:41:04] <LB> Cuttlefishman: well they'll have to awkwardly dub it with generic anime voice actors like Steve Blum talking nonsense in the trailer, so the translation will be extra terrible
1978[08:41:13] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower__
1979[08:41:14] <Cuttlefishman> yeah
1980[08:41:30] <Cuttlefishman> and the english localization for it anyways as it was made originally has some awful bits
1981[08:41:40] <Cuttlefishman> but people will complain if they do make changes
1982[08:41:43] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> on a different note, I like the Horizons game, the ai dino vs people with bows and spears
1983[08:41:46] <LB> Yeah, but re-releases have fixed mistakes and changed things
1984[08:41:48] <Cuttlefishman> it's a no win situation
1985[08:41:53] <LB> Xcom 2 looks weird, by the way
1986[08:42:04] <Carl_Miller> Needs more System Shock 3
1987[08:42:05] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> xcom looked weird
1988[08:42:11] <Carl_Miller> but then EA would fuck it up because they're EA
1989[08:42:17] <LB> It looks very bright and Mass Effecty
1990[08:42:36] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> LB, it's supposed to, that's one of the funky alien built cities
1991[08:42:55] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/G3U4rsV
1992[08:42:55] <PyMoronBot> I got sick of him sitting on my keyboard, so i bought him one 14| 1,520x2,688 14| Size: 383kb 14| Views: 437,741
1993[08:43:34] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/55PhhO1
1994[08:43:34] <PyMoronBot> Pretty sure our cat thinks the crib we put together was for him. 14| 800x800 14| Size: 77kb 14| Views: 766,385
1995[08:44:15] <Cuttlefishman> It wasn't?
1996[08:44:22] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> clearly it was
1997[08:44:38] <LB> the sight of chest high walls in video games being destroyed literally makes me panic a little
1998[08:45:51] <LB> Still looks pretty much the same as Enemy Unknown to me
1999[08:46:01] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> is that a bad thing?
2000[08:46:09] <LB> nah, I guess not
2001[08:46:17] <LB> I just hope they got rid of the thing where the enemy gets a turn when you see them
2002[08:46:18] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> they don't use the new pathing system
2003[08:46:25] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> they arn't using 3 of the other classes
2004[08:46:33] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> they did
2005[08:46:42] <LB> Oh cool
2006[08:47:01] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> there are a few things that were done in the demo for show, like the snake moving then grab then bind
2007[08:47:30] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> the drop in then the free shot
2008[08:48:43] <LB> Why are so many French people making video games these days?
2009[08:48:51] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> because?
2010[08:49:09] <Danielle> ....long movie is long
2011[08:49:15] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/zh8Kfrs
2012[08:49:16] <PyMoronBot> Trap 14| 2Animated! 14| 448x336 14| Size: 6,785kb 14| Views: 875,476
2013[08:50:54] <LB> awwwww, man. Still watching the MS conference and the most visually interesting game of the bunch showed up
2014[08:51:06] <LB> and Brad Shoemaker said it was a third-person, action...
2015[08:51:07] <LB> MOBA?!
2016[08:51:12] <LB> Aww, mannn
2017[08:51:29] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> yeah the microsoft conference was meh
2018[08:51:31] <Cuttlefishman> Visually interesting?
2019[08:51:40] <LB> Game is called Gigantic if you're curious
2020[08:52:03] <Cuttlefishman> Does it look more interesting than Horizon?
2021[08:52:12] <LB> Horizon as in Forza?
2022[08:52:29] <Danielle> such inflection
2023[08:52:30] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> horizon the dino ai game
2024[08:52:41] <LB> Oh, I don't think I've seen that yet?
2025[08:52:49] <Danielle> suck inflection
2026[08:52:51] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> I thought it was like the first thing
2027[08:53:01] <LB> First thing was Halo, no?
2028[08:53:13] *Danielle needs hand on volume all the time*
2029[08:53:18] <LB> I saw some shots of a realistic looking FPS with dinosaurs in a spliced trailer of trailers there
2030[08:53:43] <ricin> i'm in the gigantic alpha
2031[08:53:58] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> horizon zero dawn
2032[08:53:59] <ricin> but nda tells me i can't really talk about it
2033[08:54:02] <ricin> D:
2034[08:54:06] <ricin> also
2035[08:54:08] <ricin> http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/e3-2015-guerrilla-s-new-project-is-horizon-zero-da/2300-10309/
2036[08:54:10] <PyMoronBot> E3 2015: Guerrilla's New Project is Horizon: Zero Dawn - Giant Bomb (at www.giantbomb.com)
2037[08:54:11] <LB> instead of setting up trailers and awkwardly talking I just want devs to come out and say "Trailer!" and point to the screen
2038[08:54:21] <LB> Ohhh, that'll be on the Sony conference, right?
2039[08:54:34] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> should be
2040[08:54:52] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/L2hErkq
2041[08:54:52] <PyMoronBot> A friend of mine made a scarf out of his new Huskamute. 14| 640x640 14| Size: 94kb 14| Views: 599,137
2042[08:55:01] <LB> aww, they're so awkward on stage and I know I would be too >_<
2043[08:55:12] <LB> but this one guy didn't move his arms or hands at all and looked soooo weird
2044[08:56:22] <LB> man, I'm starting to think I just hate video games. :(
2045[08:56:33] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> nah you just hate bad video games
2046[08:57:28] <LB> I haven't been excited by ANYTHING I've seen so far though :\
2047[08:57:33] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> is it just me or did no mans sky kinda look meh?
2048[08:57:53] <LB> beyond eyes is kinda pretty, but...hrmm
2049[08:58:08] <LB> A lot of people are crazy hyped for NMS
2050[08:58:21] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> lb other than the bethesda confference and the first 10 minutes of the sony conference the conferences were all very bleck
2051[08:58:22] <LB> I want to see the footage 'cause it seems like The Most Gameplay they've shown yet
2052[08:58:35] <Cuttlefishman> My anime folder is 1.14 tb
2053[08:58:37] <Cuttlefishman> to much?
2054[08:58:39] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> no
2055[08:58:43] <LB> I saw the Bethesda conference and was all meh >_<
2056[08:59:08] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> you didn't like the fallout stuff?
2057[08:59:10] <LB> Dishonored 2 could be cool and playing as Emily is nice but...like...robots?
2058[08:59:28] *Heinz_Doofenshertz called the emily thing and isn't letting it go*
2059[08:59:37] <LB> hahh, I didn't see it coming
2060[08:59:46] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> I did, we have logs
2061[09:00:00] <LB> Nah, I have no faith in Bethesda as a dev to design good quests and nothing they showed off is cool on its own. (The release date was a pretty big surprise though)
2062[09:00:02] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> to be fair it started as a joke, but I still called it
2063[09:00:14] <LB> I'd LOVE to be wrong
2064[09:00:31] <LB> but it looks like they've gone totally the wrong direction with regard to dialogue choices and writing
2065[09:00:40] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> meh as long as the bones of the game are good the mods will fix the remainder
2066[09:01:22] <LB> I think it's the other way around
2067[09:01:25] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> it was what 2 weeks after fallout 3 came out the first storyless mod was released, it sucked but it worked
2068[09:01:54] <LB> mods fixed the rickety bones of FNV but Obsidian gave it the heart (or something)
2069[09:02:20] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> I was thinking about fo3 since that was bathesda
2070[09:02:40] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> you can't compare it to new vegas it was a different company
2071[09:02:47] <HubbeWork> Super stoked for FO4 :D
2072[09:03:01] <LB> Yeah, but I hated FO3 and thought it had no heart or skin or something something metaphor
2073[09:03:06] <HubbeWork> Been ages since we had a good proper story-heavy RPG that wasn't fantasy-based
2074[09:03:15] *HubbeWork stares longingly at ME2*
2075[09:03:18] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> that would be like saying you're not sure is call of duty black ops 3 will be any good because battlefield was kinda ok
2076[09:03:22] <LB> Bethesda design some good (if buggy) core tech and then forget to do anything good with their cool open world and NPCs
2077[09:03:57] <LB> It's more like saying I liked Modern Warfare 1 and 2 'cause they were made by a good team, but I have no faith in the black ops people
2078[09:04:01] <Hiramas> well, I hoped CDProject would let something slip about their new game
2079[09:04:10] <Hiramas> but they said they are still busy with witcher stuff
2080[09:04:24] <Hiramas> but hey, new Deus Ex
2081[09:04:33] <LB> Are they still planning on doing Cyberpunk
2082[09:04:38] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> they have released a new patch for witcher every week since they dropped it and have another 3 months of stuff planed for it
2083[09:04:44] <LB> Ooh, did any of the new DX get shown off?
2084[09:05:00] <LB> Also up to Tomb Raider now, was looking forward to seeing this. It's very pretty.
2085[09:05:02] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> not yet, that's slated for today
2086[09:05:11] <Kidror> Anyone got an e3 schedule hanging around?
2087[09:05:17] <Hiramas> the rumor is still cyberpunk, yes
2088[09:05:24] <Hiramas> https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/39rsld/e3_2015_streaming_schedule/
2089[09:05:29] <LB> Oh, Lara looks weeeeeeird
2090[09:05:32] <PyMoronBot> E3 2015 Streaming Schedule : Games (at www.reddit.com)
2091[09:05:33] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> kid, not a real one all I have are the different streams
2092[09:05:44] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> youtube ign and gamespot are all doing different crap
2093[09:05:48] <LB> They've changed her face again and it's not enough like Camilla Luddington's
2094[09:05:56] <Kidror> Thanks Hiramas
2095[09:06:10] <Hiramas> no problem
2096[09:06:22] <Hiramas> did sony do something interesting?
2097[09:06:23] *Heinz_Doofenshertz wanders off to do paperwork*
2098[09:06:24] <LB> "Let's take it slow and steady" *climbs ice faster than anyone else would*
2099[09:06:38] <Kidror> Has Square Enix had there conference yet?
2100[09:06:49] <HubbeWork> Lara Croft will always be Magical British Woman to me
2101[09:06:55] <LB> some pretty ice tho'
2102[09:06:58] <HubbeWork> After the previous Tomb Raider game
2103[09:07:10] <Kidror> They dont seem to have
2104[09:07:12] <HubbeWork> Wherein she survived at least 17 things that should have killed her instantly
2105[09:07:13] <LB> Nice sense of height too, very Uncharted
2106[09:07:30] <Hiramas> Sqenix is today
2107[09:07:39] <Hiramas> 5 GMT
2108[09:07:56] <LB> Hubbe, as soon as you said that, she fell off a mountain and her rope swung her into sheer rock and she was pretty okay
2109[09:08:11] <Kidror> I'm hoping for KH3 News
2110[09:08:17] <Kidror> even if its just more trailers and stuff
2111[09:08:21] <LB> god i hate square enix so much
2112[09:08:38] <Busser947499> meow...
2113[09:08:38] *Hubbot points at Busser947499, "MEHBEH KITTEH?"*
2114[09:08:42] <Busser947499> ..
2115[09:08:43] <LB> as a dev, anyway. Their publishing arm has actually been pretty good
2116[09:08:45] <Busser947499> ffs
2117[09:08:57] <LB> Between DX and Life Is Strange, I've had to stop boycotting them
2118[09:09:03] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Anubis169|w0rkthing
2119[09:09:04] <LB> Hey, Anubby
2120[09:09:10] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> better :)
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2122[09:10:25] <LB> Hubbe: yeah they're definitely continuing the tradition of "wait shouldn't that have killed her"
2123[09:10:25] <Kidror> God damnit the nintendo stuff is at 2 in the morning for me
2124[09:10:46] <LB> What are people expecting from Ninty other than new Zelda footage
2125[09:11:03] <Kidror> More stuff on the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game
2126[09:11:03] <PyMoronBot> Portable Atrocities! Must be encapsulated en masse!
2127[09:11:12] <Kidror> and possibly an announcement of a main series game too
2128[09:11:16] <LB> that was SO Uncharted
2129[09:11:23] *Carl_Miller bops PyMoronBot*
2130[09:11:24] *PyMoronBot bops Carl_Miller*
2131[09:11:27] <Carl_Miller> >:(
2132[09:11:53] <LB> Still can't figure out if Rise of the Tomb Raider is a good or terrible name
2133[09:12:08] <Cuttlefishman> What
2134[09:12:13] <Cuttlefishman> new battlezone game
2135[09:12:15] <Cuttlefishman> wut
2136[09:12:31] <Kidror> What I really want though is a TWEWY 2 announcement from Square
2137[09:12:36] <LB> Tomb Raider is now the most visually interesting game for me, but I still have low expectations
2138[09:13:51] <LB> youtube comment "I got held up by the TSA for wearing a Giant Bomb t-shirt, no joke."
2139[09:14:25] <LB> Oh and the weird Rare pirates game here
2140[09:22:05] <henine> honestly... i kind of want to be an mmo pirate...
2141[09:22:47] <Didero> Multiplayer Sid Meier's Pirates?
2142[09:23:02] <Cuttlefishman> Puzzle Pirates?
2143[09:23:08] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Busser410669
2144[09:23:36] <Didero> If people can mod multiplayer into Just Cause, why can't they do that for Pirates?
2145[09:23:50] <henine> i also want it to be without subscription =P
2146[09:24:10] <Didero> Puzzle Pirates is free to play
2147[09:24:14] <Cuttlefishman> !tell Roosevelt
2148[09:24:15] <UnsafeBot> Usage: !tell nick message
2149[09:24:31] <Cuttlefishman> !tell Roosevelt http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/shiori-experience-jimi-na-watashi-to-hen-na-oji-san-r10873/ JIMI
2150[09:24:32] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell Roosevelt next time I see them speak.
2151[09:24:32] <PyMoronBot> Shiori Experience - Jimi na Watashi to Hen na Oji-san - Scanlations - Comic - Comic Directory - Batoto - Batoto (at bato.to)
2152[09:24:38] <henine> don't you need to buy ingame currency to do anything interesting in puzzle pirates?
2153[09:24:57] <Cuttlefishman> Mod Just Cause to be Puzzle Pirates?
2154[09:24:59] <Didero> I think the basic gameplay is completely free, it's just the fancy stuff that is either a grind or costs money
2155[09:25:20] <Didero> "Pirates, Just 'Cause"
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2159[09:26:11] <henine> last time i played it was: sub or buy ingame tokens (or buy with ingame currency with exchange rate infinity:1)
2160[09:26:45] <Didero> Yeah, but those in-game tokens aren't required, they're just for fun stuff like pets, right?
2161[09:26:54] <Hiramas> john oliver: Canada has the most canadian scandal ever
2162[09:26:55] <henine> and to own shops iirc
2163[09:27:25] <Hiramas> politicians billing the government for private hockey game attendance
2164[09:28:39] <Cuttlefishman> It's community building
2165[09:29:03] <LB> OH by the way, I'm a fair ways off from watching the Sony conference, but I take it they didn't announce a new model of PS4?
2166[09:29:13] <Cuttlefishman> No
2167[09:29:15] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> nope
2168[09:29:16] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
2169[09:29:17] <LB> Which means that they maybe won't this month and I can safely order one? >_<
2170[09:29:26] <Cuttlefishman> I'd wait a little bit
2171[09:29:36] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> give it til the end of the week atleast
2172[09:29:47] <LB> Siiiiiigh. You're probably right...
2173[09:29:48] <Hiramas> all the news on RPS is still from EA, not one Sony News
2174[09:29:53] <LB> (I just want to play Witcher 3 now!)
2175[09:30:07] <Tyranic-Moron> they won't have any, Hiramas. it's a PC site
2176[09:30:30] <Tyranic-Moron> they might have a No Man's Sky article
2177[09:30:34] <LB> I just know that as soon as I order a PS4, they will definitely make a cheaper, smaller, better, backwards compatible version with more storage >_<
2178[09:30:54] <Heinz_Doofenshertz> probably
2179[09:31:10] <henine> hmm... i wonder if this gen consoles will get hardware upgrades... if they keep the API the same they could probably upgrade hardware for better performance
2180[09:31:12] <LB> I bought a PS3 in summer 2008, and by Christmas they had the slim model >_<
2181[09:31:36] <Hiramas> TM mh, that could be the reason
2182[09:32:23] <LB> Any of you guys have a PS4?
2183[09:33:50] <Hiramas> h
2184[09:33:51] <Hiramas> UH
2185[09:34:01] <Hiramas> there was a no mans sky live demo on the sony thing!
2186[09:34:26] <LB> yes?
2187[09:34:35] <Hiramas> seems like it
2188[09:35:12] <Hiramas> http://video.golem.de/games/15508/no-mans-sky-live-gameplay-e3-2015.html
2189[09:35:13] <PyMoronBot> No Man's Sky - Live-Gameplay (E3 2015) - Video.Golem.de (at video.golem.de)
2190[09:44:57] <Danielle> I couldn't play fallout games with console controller
2191[09:45:18] *Spluuga headbutts Danielle gently*
2192[09:45:22] <Danielle> ...but now I'm looking forward to PC mods cause this just looks silly enough for me
2193[09:45:23] <Danielle> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHm1uxEUEAE_Ikj.png
2194[09:45:44] <Spluuga> http://imgur.com/gallery/GcOKuev
2195[09:45:45] <PyMoronBot> The best console 14| 453x1,024 14| Size: 134kb 14| Views: 551,716
2196[09:45:57] *Danielle buttheads spluuga*
2197[09:46:04] <Spluuga> meow
2198[09:46:05] *Hubbot points at Spluuga, "MEHBEH KITTEH?"*
2199[09:46:30] <Danielle> woooo female characters!
2200[09:46:57] <Hiramas> for whatever reason people install mods like those
2201[09:47:03] <Hiramas> I can%u2019t even
2202[09:47:05] *Danielle puts a dress on that *
2203[09:47:11] <Spluuga> I'm struggling to decide if I can buy a thing I need from steam
2204[09:47:19] <Danielle> she's like a salad
2205[09:47:23] <Danielle> needs more dressing
2206[09:48:01] <Spluuga> Hiramas, because it's cute and fun?
2207[09:48:10] <Hiramas> but
2208[09:48:14] <Hiramas> but%u2026. immersion!
2209[09:48:39] <Spluuga> well would you like trains for dragons then?
2210[09:48:55] <Hiramas> i saw that video
2211[09:49:06] <Hiramas> not good
2212[09:50:56] <Spluuga> you mean all mods should be good?
2213[09:51:01] <LB> Okay, watched the Xbox conference (bad), now the EA conference...
2214[09:51:03] <Danielle> damn indigestion
2215[09:51:09] <Danielle> bleh
2216[09:51:47] <Durugai> Quick! Name for a mercenary organisation in space! Go!
2217[09:52:34] <Spluuga> Kalagai inc.
2218[09:53:08] <Durugai> It's in! thanks :)
2219[09:53:16] <Spluuga> oh ok o.o
2220[09:53:36] <Spluuga> where did you even put it?
2221[09:53:43] <Hiramas> Spluuga
2222[09:53:52] <Hiramas> No, I just said I don%u2019t understand them
2223[09:53:59] <Spluuga> oh ok
2224[09:54:19] <Spluuga> I don't think you need understand everything on the internet
2225[09:54:20] <Hiramas> I may not have made that clear
2226[09:54:25] <Hiramas> true
2227[09:55:54] <Durugai> Spluuga I am running Stars Without Numbers and needed a faction name :P
2228[09:56:12] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Carl_Miller
2229[09:56:36] <Spluuga> oh PnP?
2230[09:56:39] <LB> I know I'm late but CosMercs
2231[09:57:55] <Tyranic-Moron> back from meeting
2232[10:01:17] *Spluuga makes a secret note*
2233[10:01:45] *ekimekim makes a not so secret note*
2234[10:01:56] <ekimekim> (note: butts)
2235[10:02:36] *Tyranic-Moron carefully writes dick in front of it*
2236[10:02:38] *Spluuga adds Kalagai to a secret name list*
2237[10:05:09] <Spluuga> oh, it turns out kalagai is a place in afganistan and china
2238[10:05:59] *HubbeWork manually enters data into a database for three hours*
2239[10:06:01] <HubbeWork> bluh
2240[10:06:46] *Spluuga makes HubbeWork listen to japanese happy hardcore and gabba while working*
2241[10:08:37] <Danielle> dammit stomach, settle
2242[10:08:58] <Danielle> settle for what you ate and not try to give it back
2243[10:09:02] <Danielle> >.<
2244[10:09:57] <Spluuga> tummy rubs?
2245[10:10:09] <Durugai> Spluuga yeah, kinda space simmy thing :P (sorry distracted by spreadsheets)
2246[10:11:15] <Durugai> GM management can be an arse and half
2247[10:13:30] <Spluuga> I usually keep a list of names, stories etc that I write or come up with
2248[10:14:56] <Cuttlefishman> Name everyone after Stargate SG-1 characters
2249[10:15:04] <Durugai> well this game has a bit of.. a GM meta game system
2250[10:15:16] <Mara> Aaah, I hate this online course thing
2251[10:15:29] <Durugai> basically there are factions and every in-game month or when an adventure finishes.. All the factions act
2252[10:15:56] <Durugai> I kinda like it because it makes the sector more alive and the powerstruggle feels more real
2253[10:16:39] <Mara> It's reading out ALL the text on the screen, and doesn't let me skip it until it's done, and the narrator is SO slow
2254[10:16:59] <Durugai> read ALL the text
2255[10:17:49] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Jondare|2
2256[10:18:09] <Durugai> but yeah, quiet excited to try out this system, it seems really good
2257[10:20:11] <LB> mara: that sounds incredibly annoying
2258[10:20:48] <Mara> LB: I know! And it's mandatory for my Visa stuff. It even has a mute button that does NOTHING except turn off the sound, so you just have to wait an arbitrary time before the continue button appears.
2259[10:21:09] <Didero> Hack some Javascript together to enable the button!
2260[10:21:12] <Didero> What could go wrong
2261[10:21:37] <Mara> :P that'll take more than the suggested half hour sitting through the boring course would cost me
2262[10:22:14] <Didero> I don't see how that's relevant
2263[10:22:15] <Didero> :P
2264[10:22:19] <LB> Is there any timer? could you just do something else while it narrates, then read and carry on?
2265[10:22:27] <LB> still a pain, but hey
2266[10:22:54] <LB> Also got me the bad ending in SOTN
2267[10:23:18] <Didero> I've made a few little JS scripts that took (a bit) more time than the actual problem did, but it's much more fun, and pretty satisfying
2268[10:23:33] <Didero> And then there's this Greasemonkey script I've spent far too long on, but it's pretty great :P
2269[10:24:43] <Mara> 70% through this nonsense...
2270[10:25:05] <Mara> LB: Also, we actually agree on a Final Fantasy thing, the VII remake will be a huge disappointment and shouldn't be made.
2271[10:25:49] <Durugai> Wait someone agrees with me on the FF thing?!
2272[10:25:53] <Durugai> \o/
2273[10:26:00] <Mara> Durugai: If that's your views as well, yes!
2274[10:26:23] <Durugai> Well that would indeed be what I think of it
2275[10:27:12] <Durugai> Also... I need food places to open like.. Sooner than 2 and half hours from now..
2276[10:27:37] <Mara> ...aren't you in Denmark like your hostmask suggests? That'd be super late
2277[10:27:48] <Durugai> Yeah
2278[10:27:58] <Durugai> but nothing delivers until 15.. :P
2279[10:28:19] <Mara> Right :P that's something else though
2280[10:28:20] <Durugai> And it is delivery day because it is PnP day
2281[10:28:30] <Durugai> Logic!
2282[10:28:57] <Danielle> watzis?
2283[10:29:08] <Danielle> another tasty Danish?
2284[10:29:14] <Durugai> ... yes?
2285[10:29:18] <Danielle> hai!
2286[10:29:21] <Durugai> Ohaithar
2287[10:29:32] <LB> huzzah
2288[10:29:53] <LB> By the way, watching the EA conference and Unravel had hands-down the most pretentious presentation I have ever heard
2289[10:30:06] <LB> pretty game but goddamn dude
2290[10:30:14] <Danielle> you just arrive here or did I forget someone?
2291[10:30:24] <Mara> EA overselling their product? That doesn't sound like EA at all, LB :P
2292[10:30:35] <Durugai> Me? I vanished for a while because my chat laptop died and I was being lazy
2293[10:30:56] <Danielle> ch
2294[10:30:58] <Danielle> ah*
2295[10:31:03] <Durugai> though I am mostly around on Lambs streams these days compared to chat :P
2296[10:31:13] <Didero> LB: At least it was a breath of fresh air inbetween Shoot 16: More Bullets and fricking Garden Warfare 2
2297[10:31:35] <Durugai> Garden Warfare 2: How to ruin Danger Zone
2298[10:31:52] <Mara> Wait, is there actually a Garden Warfare 2 coming out? because that'd be weird
2299[10:32:07] <Didero> Mara: It wasn't overselling, it was this guy with a game about a woollen puppet. He talked about how he made that doll and posed him in forests and the like, and he wanted to make a game out of that
2300[10:32:14] <Didero> Mara: It's already out
2301[10:32:19] <Didero> They were talking about some free DLC for it
2302[10:32:54] *Danielle is still Canadian *
2303[10:33:06] <Danielle> with expensive internet
2304[10:33:12] <Hiramas> he may was overselling it LB, but at least he seemed like he meant what he said. He was super nervous
2305[10:33:32] <Mara> Didero: Huh, odd.
2306[10:33:36] <Durugai> yeah the Unravel guy was so nervous :P
2307[10:34:36] <Didero> Hmm, should I apply for a job as Java programmer at the Dutch tax office?
2308[10:34:37] <PyMoronBot> The Dutch, AGAIN!
2309[10:34:42] <Didero> .responses Dutch
2310[10:34:43] <PyMoronBot> Response 'dutch' Disabled
2311[10:34:44] <Didero> :P
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2313[10:35:01] <Mara> Didero: Does it require moving to Limburg?
2314[10:35:31] <Didero> The opposite, they're in Apeldoorn
2315[10:35:41] <Mara> Then go for it :D
2316[10:35:42] <LB> Hiramas: I did feel for him and his nervousness, but seriously...
2317[10:35:50] <Didero> Oh hey, the education finance people want a Java programmer too, but that's in Groningen
2318[10:36:00] <Mara> Even better!
2319[10:36:19] *Danielle unravels Durugai*
2320[10:36:23] <Didero> Mara, do you WANT me to die in an earthquake? :P
2321[10:36:39] <Durugai> Noooo! My ravels have been undone!
2322[10:36:40] <Mara> Pfft, you'll be fine. Just don't buy a house there.
2323[10:36:59] <Didero> Why not, houses should be pretty cheap by now :P
2324[10:37:05] <Mara> Is that seriously the reputation Groningen has these days though? :P If so it is greatly exaggerated
2325[10:37:46] <Didero> There's a LOT of people angry at the gas-pumping company, since their houses are damaged because of earthquakes and the NAM is flippant about it
2326[10:38:13] <Didero> Oh, did you hear about this big building in Groningen city that isn't even finished but already has to be demolished to make it earhtquake-proof?
2327[10:38:24] <LambMower_> Guys guys uys! I had the craziest dream last night! Oh? It was all true? There's actually a vod of me and Hats reacting to it in real time? Uh...
2328[10:38:27] <Mara> Ooh, I did not :D that's hilarious
2329[10:38:38] <Didero> Hilarious if you don't live there :P
2330[10:38:48] <Durugai> Yeah Lamb, all your girly squeeing is recorded
2331[10:38:49] <Didero> But hey, it's Groningen, who the heck lives in Groningen, right? :y
2332[10:38:50] <Mara> Didero: Slightly moreso if you used to :P
2333[10:39:22] <LambMower_> Shenmue funded
2334[10:39:27] <LambMower_> 2,015m
2335[10:39:34] <Mara> I've lived there for... 12 years (non-consecutive) and 20+ in the province
2336[10:40:09] <Didero> LambMower_: Why the fuck is a big publisher funding a game through Kickstarter?
2337[10:40:19] <Durugai> Didero because.. Money?
2338[10:40:25] <Didero> Also 2 million is far too little money, so it's either a scam or a publicity stunt
2339[10:40:28] <LambMower_> We'll discuss this on the podcast
2340[10:40:38] <LambMower_> It's very very very much the latter
2341[10:41:14] <Didero> Also I don't even know what Shenmue is
2342[10:41:29] <Mara> Ooh, Shenmue is great. An old 3D adventure game 'series'
2343[10:41:34] <LambMower_> A series of super critically recieved games
2344[10:41:35] <Durugai> I hear it is a game about sailors...?
2345[10:41:37] <Mara> 2 games, one on the Dreamcast, one on the original XBox
2346[10:41:43] <LambMower_> Was the first game to have full voice acting
2347[10:41:47] <LB> ~weather liverpool
2348[10:42:05] <LambMower_> Was also the most expensive game to make at the time
2349[10:42:11] <LambMower_> Was originally suppose to be 7 games
2350[10:42:14] <Mara> Didero: You could spend hundreds of hours (in the serious kung fu drama) collecting mini figures from machines on street corners
2351[10:42:29] <Didero> Sold!
2352[10:42:32] <LambMower_> Both of them failed in the box office
2353[10:43:23] <LambMower_> Shenmue 3 was not even like Sony just bringing out a thing people is excited for, they fucked came onto stage and fucking slam dunked that fucking microphone so hard that the house came down
2354[10:43:55] <LambMower_> At that point after Last Guardian and FF7, that was Sony straight just flipping the bird in our face going "WHAT NOW?!"
2355[10:44:02] *Danielle goes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the TARDIS and finds peewee's playhouse*
2356[10:44:23] <Danielle> wow I almost remember the words to that song
2357[10:45:02] <LambMower_> Here's the deal with Shenmue: It doesn't have a 20 million dollar budget
2358[10:45:12] <LambMower_> 2*
2359[10:45:26] <LambMower_> Just like Bloodstained didn't have a 600k budget or whatever the original goal was
2360[10:45:41] <Didero> You just can't make a game like that for that amount of money
2361[10:45:42] <LambMower_> 500k apparently
2362[10:45:43] <Danielle> foil!
2363[10:46:33] <LambMower_> Just as with Bloodstained, they're using Kickstarter to gauge interest in the product in a way that honestly doesn't have that many negative side effects for anyone
2364[10:46:57] <Danielle> yup this show was for kids with ADD
2365[10:47:07] <Danielle> before it was cool
2366[10:47:09] <LambMower_> SEGA is not directly involved in Shenmue 3, but they still own the license, Sony probably has another 5-10 million into Shenmue
2367[10:47:11] <Danielle> :P
2368[10:47:20] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Starnerf
2369[10:47:54] <LambMower_> Using kickstarter to drive investor interest is nothing new at all
2370[10:48:07] <LambMower_> That's been done since Kickstarter launched
2371[10:48:47] <Tyranic-Moron> this way noone wastes their time or money (assuming the game turns out well)
2372[10:49:03] <LambMower_> Hell, the original plan for Star Citizen was to build a tech demo for the crowdfund money to show investors
2373[10:49:16] <LambMower_> And then their crowdfunding completely exploded and decided they didn't need investors
2374[10:49:21] <Durugai> You and your Star citizen!
2375[10:49:37] <LambMower_> Well, it's basically relevant in any discussion regarding crowd funding
2376[10:50:11] <Hiramas> hey
2377[10:50:29] <Hiramas> after yesterday we know what is needed to drive a games advertising, don%u2019t we?
2378[10:50:46] <Hiramas> a dank meme!
2379[10:50:55] <LambMower> "I'm a human-sized meme"
2380[10:52:53] <Tyranic-Moron> that whole segment of the Ubisoft presentation made no sense to me whatsoever
2381[10:54:06] <Durugai> it was a thing that happened.. Let us just leave it at that
2382[10:54:22] <Busser221219> nngh
2383[10:54:42] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Anubis169|w0rkthing
2384[10:54:49] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> better
2385[10:54:53] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> so guess what
2386[10:55:03] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> brand new router here at the corp office
2387[10:55:25] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> the IT dep't decided to load the wrong config into it and knock out the whole complex
2388[10:58:11] <Hiramas> praise the gods in the IT department
2389[10:58:39] <Hiramas> is there a counter-sub-reddit to the terrible IT support stories?
2390[11:01:18] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> Hiramas: i used to be in the IT dept at the old company before this lot bought us out
2391[11:01:37] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> my network was fast, secure, and stable as a mountain
2392[11:01:46] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> and did everything i wanted it to
2393[11:02:02] <Hiramas> I don%u2019t doubt you Anubis
2394[11:02:12] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> then we come here.. and suddenly "You'll soon learn we have a different way of doing things here, just don't worry your head about it."
2395[11:02:27] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> cue total mickey-mouse operation -_-
2396[11:02:35] <Hiramas> the different way of doing things mostly meaning %u201Echeaper"
2397[11:02:51] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> oh no, i told you what i had to do to get my VM didn't i?
2398[11:03:10] <Hiramas> I remember something about that, yes
2399[11:03:22] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LadySephiroth
2400[11:03:28] <Hiramas> more a general sense of hardship than fact, though
2401[11:03:47] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> when you request a linux VM, the ticket goes to the windows department who make a windows VM (if they see the ticket within 2 weeks)
2402[11:03:59] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> which is then passed along to the unix team who then linux-ify it
2403[11:04:17] <LB> I'm up to the sports part of the EA conf. Is the rest of it going to be sports? D:
2404[11:04:34] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> bear in mind every time one of those VMs is created, they use and then reclaim a license key for the temporary windows VM >_<
2405[11:04:55] <LB> Oh wait, it gets back to Mirror's Edge, okay
2406[11:05:19] <Starnerf> iirc the EA conference takes a break form sprts for a bit of Mirror's Edge, then back to more sports
2407[11:05:33] <Starnerf> but it ends on not-sports
2408[11:05:36] <Hiramas> LB there is stuff after sports
2409[11:05:56] <Hiramas> Anubis169|w0rkthing: with cheaper I was mostly referring to quarterly reports, not the long term. Because quarterly reports are the golden calf of capitalism
2410[11:06:15] <Danielle> I should sleep but I don't trust my stomach to settle down with me
2411[11:06:17] <Danielle> :s
2412[11:06:18] <Didero> How do you 'linux-ify' a Windows VM?
2413[11:06:38] <Hiramas> it all starts with an exorcism
2414[11:07:05] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> all VM requests are handled by the windows team for some reason
2415[11:07:29] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> and you linux-ify it by deregistering the key, then wiping the VM's HDD
2416[11:07:44] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> essentially it's a useless step
2417[11:07:57] <Didero> So it's 'Create VM, delete VM, create VM'?
2418[11:08:01] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> ya
2419[11:08:06] <Didero> Yay efficiency
2420[11:08:21] <Starnerf> You need to exercise the gaskets
2421[11:08:22] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> it took me 35 days to get that VM from ticket creation to the email with login details
2422[11:08:30] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> or was it 38...
2423[11:08:53] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> and during that time, i had the devil's own job convincing them not to port block it
2424[11:09:01] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> that was the entire reason for requesting it -_-
2425[11:09:08] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> but enough about that, brb
2426[11:09:10] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> lunchtime :D
2427[11:09:21] <Hiramas> guten hunger
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2429[11:09:40] <Durugai> Nomnomnom!
2430[11:11:57] <Hiramas> RPS: For Honor was announced at the Ubisoft E3 event last night. Under development at Ubisoft Montreal, where 90% of the world%u2019s games will soon be created, it%u2019s a violent blend of Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, War of the Vikings and daft-as-a-motorised-frog TV show Deadliest Warrior*
2431[11:12:00] <Danielle> what did the French skeleton say?
2432[11:12:58] <Durugai> BONE jour?
2433[11:13:30] <Danielle> YES!
2434[11:13:58] <Hiramas> I almost would have said welcome to the ubisoft press conference
2435[11:14:28] <Kidror> I've given up on ubisoft
2436[11:14:33] <Danielle> I mean...BONE-Soir
2437[11:14:56] <Kidror> The second they decided to cash out on Assassins creed I gave up
2438[11:15:06] <Danielle> ou Bone-Nuit!
2439[11:15:46] *Danielle hugs Durugai goodnight *
2440[11:15:54] <Danielle> zzzzz
2441[11:15:58] <Durugai> G'night then? :P
2442[11:16:13] <LB> oh my god, EA, you are bad at this
2443[11:16:16] <Danielle> gnight ..if I can sleep that is
2444[11:16:17] <LB> Stop TALKING ABOUT YOUR GAMES
2445[11:16:20] <LB> stop trying to pitch them to us
2446[11:16:22] <LB> just show them
2447[11:16:26] <Durugai> well at least you can try
2448[11:16:47] <Kidror> Yeah the companies are really bad at selling games
2449[11:16:50] <Hiramas> Kidder, LB actually Ubisoft had at least the best show so far, two live game demos!
2450[11:16:52] <Kidror> they forget we aren't shareholders
2451[11:16:54] <Durugai> LB as usual, half of E3 does not udnerstand "Show don't tell"
2452[11:17:01] <Hiramas> and ANNO! DAMN IT NEW ANNO!
2453[11:17:07] *Danielle might be back if train to dreamland stalls*
2454[11:17:44] <Kidror> That was all of Microsofts part about the Master CHief Collection
2455[11:17:55] <Durugai> Danielle just remember to get a return ticket...
2456[11:18:15] <Kidror> it was lets tell you about the full remaster of Halo 2, including it returning to the original multiplayer. Show you it? Nah lets not
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2458[11:19:03] <Durugai> Kidror: To be fair, it is just as much a shareholder show, if not more so, than a consumer show
2459[11:19:12] <LambMower> Not anymore
2460[11:19:22] <LambMower> This was the first year they let regular joes into the pressers
2461[11:19:34] <LambMower> And this didn't feel like an E3 aimed at the industry this year
2462[11:19:46] <Durugai> Well for some companies it still is
2463[11:20:00] <LambMower> Some being basically only EA
2464[11:20:01] <Kidror> I really wish theyd stop that
2465[11:20:17] <LambMower> Everyone else was completely focused on showing players stuff they want
2466[11:20:48] <LambMower> Except for the bit where Sony was like "Hey Microsoft, we got one of your most valuable titles from last generation"
2467[11:20:49] <Kidror> People worked really hard on this stuff and I think they deserve to show it to the people they really made it for
2468[11:20:57] <Kidror> Which title was that?
2469[11:21:03] <LambMower> CoD Blops 3
2470[11:21:10] <Kidror> Ah
2471[11:21:22] <Kidror> I almost threw up when Microsoft started there conference by talking about that
2472[11:21:44] <LambMower> I mean Sony's conference was 90% fan serivce
2473[11:21:53] <Kidror> I havent seen theres so far
2474[11:22:03] <Kidror> I had an exam today so I've only seen Microsofts
2475[11:22:22] <Kidror> FF7 was the only semi-interesting thing yeah?
2476[11:22:26] *Noy2222 looks at the stats board at work*
2477[11:22:34] <Noy2222> Looks like they're doing terribly without me
2478[11:22:35] <LambMower> YOu couldn't be more wrong
2479[11:22:37] <Noy2222> Excelent...
2480[11:22:40] <Hiramas> that dance thing was horrible, though
2481[11:22:52] <Hiramas> that was pure shareholder stuff
2482[11:23:07] <LambMower> Last Guardian, Whatever that Horizon thing was, Final Fantasy 7 and Shenmue fucking 3
2483[11:23:13] <Hiramas> %u201Elook, this game makes us so much money we can higher the top from the charts%u201C
2484[11:23:18] <Kidror> Thats probably cause I'm not interested in a lot of the current IPs
2485[11:23:23] <Hiramas> ANNO!
2486[11:23:30] <Hiramas> ANNNOOOOOO
2487[11:23:34] <Kidror> Last Guardian is the ICO thing right
2488[11:23:35] <LambMower> Sony completely rocked the show
2489[11:23:37] <Durugai> Right, back to spreadsheets!
2490[11:23:37] <LambMower> Yes
2491[11:23:43] <LambMower> The thing that's been in development for 10 years
2492[11:23:53] <Kidror> That sounds pretty god damn sweet
2493[11:23:54] <LambMower> Aka HL3's biggest competitor to "Never coming out"
2494[11:24:20] <LambMower> I think we should reiterate the part where Last Guardian was suppose to be a PS3 launch title.
2495[11:24:23] <Kidror> I still feel bad for the people who patiently waited for Starcraft 2
2496[11:24:38] <Kidror> Hopefully that means they put the work into it that it deserves
2497[11:24:39] <Hiramas> The No man%u2019s sky presentation was WAY too short, though
2498[11:24:40] <Durugai> Kidror .. that would be me
2499[11:24:52] <Kidror> Durugai, youre my hero
2500[11:25:02] <LambMower> All in all, WE won E3 this year
2501[11:25:03] <Kidror> hang on Lotv hasn't come out yet right
2502[11:25:08] <Kidror> How you holding up buddy?
2503[11:25:19] <Durugai> I'm good, I have learned patience :P
2504[11:25:31] <LambMower> This has so far been the best E3 for yeaaaars
2505[11:25:32] <Hiramas> not one DLC announcement XD
2506[11:25:42] <Durugai> also I kinda quit the Starcraft 2 multiplayer for good mid HotS
2507[11:25:44] <LambMower> Especially because the past like 4 years of E3s have been garbage
2508[11:25:54] <Kidror> Agreed Lamb
2509[11:26:10] <Kidror> Im so happy about the actual announcement and information about actual things this year
2510[11:26:10] <LambMower> But this year was really good, the only real time I was bored was during EA's shit of a conference
2511[11:26:13] <LambMower> But even they had Unravel
2512[11:26:50] <Hiramas> i am still not really sure about battlefront. the game footage looked good, though
2513[11:27:01] <Kidror> Im really tempted to stay up for the Nintendo conference, but if I do i'll HAVE to stay up for SEs one, and I just can't do that
2514[11:27:15] <LambMower> I already know my opinion on Battlefront, It's going to be a great, like it's going to be an amazing game
2515[11:27:17] <LambMower> But
2516[11:27:27] <LambMower> It's going to be dipped in EA bullshit coating
2517[11:28:08] <LambMower> The Battlefield games are great games, DICE makes some damn good work, including being the industry leaders of sound design
2518[11:28:10] <LambMower> But EA
2519[11:28:25] <Kidror> Yeah EA
2520[11:28:37] <Hiramas> EA is what worries me
2521[11:28:42] <Kidror> Games lately haven't really excited me
2522[11:28:51] <Kidror> Which makes me sad
2523[11:29:05] <LB> Did you guys see that thing about how the evil corporate baddie in Mirror's Edge looks a lot like the actual head of EA?
2524[11:29:18] <Hiramas> So far, the year was really good. Homeworld, Witcher 3, Cities Skylines
2525[11:29:29] <LambMower> 2016 is going to be a hell of a year
2526[11:29:51] <LambMower> Not to mention Fallout 4 this year
2527[11:29:59] <Durugai> Don't forget November :P
2528[11:30:08] <Kidror> I'm concerned about the lack of a main series Pokemon title
2529[11:30:09] <PyMoronBot> Portable Atrocities! Must be encapsulated en masse!
2530[11:30:27] <Kidror> I mean they have started to go from announcement to launch in a short time
2531[11:30:29] <Hiramas> the last good thing that came out of pokemon was the remastered gold/silver
2532[11:30:33] <Kidror> but its getting ridiculous
2533[11:30:34] <Hiramas> for me at least
2534[11:30:44] <LB> I still feel like the only PS4 games to get are Bloodborne, Witcher 3 and Shadows of Mordors. And I'm not really looking forward to anything :\
2535[11:31:12] <Kidror> They'll do it in a Direct
2536[11:31:17] <Kidror> they have the last two or so times
2537[11:31:33] <LambMower> Eh, peeps can be cynical about gaming all they want. I'm actually optimistic about it for fucking once
2538[11:31:49] <Kidror> Im super optimistic, Im just hoping for some cool IPs
2539[11:31:52] <LambMower> All that representation and video games dough
2540[11:32:01] <Kidror> Splatoon got me really excited, although I have a lack of a Wii U
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2542[11:32:51] <LambMower> Oh also, according to some press releases that suddenly got pulled, FF7 is on PC as well
2543[11:32:57] <LambMower> (Not surprising me in the slightest)
2544[11:33:02] <Kidror> Naturally
2545[11:33:16] <LB> Trailer said it was "first on PS4"
2546[11:33:20] <Mara> 44% of Pokemon sales are still in Japan
2547[11:33:23] <LB> so there was never any suggestion of exclusivity
2548[11:33:43] <Kidror> Exclusivity wouldve been a poor plan
2549[11:33:46] <LB> Okay through EA now. Thank god. Ubisoft time.
2550[11:33:50] <Mara> And yeah, Square Enix has been dropping its 'allegiance' to Playstation a lot in favour of reaching more people
2551[11:34:08] <LambMower> No as in the press release said PS4 and PC, no mention of XBone
2552[11:34:16] <Kidror> I still can't believe that KH3 will be on the XBone
2553[11:34:36] <Mara> Kidror: ...not JUST the XBox One though, right?
2554[11:34:46] <Kidror> Its one the PS4 as well
2555[11:34:47] <Hiramas> watching this Battlefront Gameplay again, I can%u2019t belive that there won%u2019t be a space-battle addon
2556[11:35:17] <Mara> I'll have to see if I can find any good E3 summary videos or something, I haven't seen any of the stuff yet
2557[11:35:21] <Kidror> Its got me torn up, I'm probably going to get a New Gen console, and logic suggests it be a XBone but I don't know how Id feel about playing kingdom hearts on one
2558[11:35:40] <LB> why would it matter?
2559[11:35:41] <Kidror> Cute Swedish guy is the most important thing from e3 really
2560[11:35:49] <LB> Also wait, why would logic make you get an Xbone?
2561[11:35:57] <LambMower> Console wars and allegience is fucking dumb. Get whatever plays the shit you want to play
2562[11:36:12] <Kidror> Cause theres other stuff I want to get thats on the Xbone, I have nothing else on the ps4 right now
2563[11:36:13] <LambMower> And remember that us PC gamers will just judge you anyways
2564[11:36:16] <Mara> Yeah, don't buy too soon and just buy the one that has the most games you want to play on it
2565[11:36:20] <LambMower> (We won't, we're too busy worshipping Gaben)
2566[11:36:22] <LB> Opening strong with South Park
2567[11:36:42] <LB> I was hoping Stick of Truth was cheapo on this Steam sale
2568[11:37:32] <Mara> It went for 65% off back in April
2569[11:37:51] <Kidror> So with Nintendo up next what is everyone expecting?
2570[11:38:08] <LB> "[saracasm] Yeah everyone pre-order, that's a good idea." "Shut up, Butters!"
2571[11:38:30] <LB> So far Fractured But Whole trailer has been the best thing I've seen
2572[11:38:39] <LB> (at E3, not in life, obviously)
2573[11:38:51] <LambMower> Kidror, the big rumour on the block is that we're going to see what Nintendo Fusion is (their new console)
2574[11:39:22] <Mara> How old is the Wii U now? Seems early to bring out a new console
2575[11:39:30] <LambMower> In any case, me and Hats will be live commentating the Nintendo and Square Enix panels today on www.twitch.tv/cantwearhats
2576[11:39:31] <PyMoronBot> 05CantWearHats "CWH watches E3 2015 with Lambmower! [Sony Presentation]"14, playing E3 201505 (Offline)
2577[11:39:42] <Kidror> I thought they weren't gonna talk about it until next year
2578[11:39:43] <LambMower> Mara, Sony has also said they're already working on new hardware
2579[11:40:29] <Kidror> Theyre realizing that being the first console of a generation is good because they get a lot of the launch titles and hype around the
2580[11:40:30] <Kidror> them*
2581[11:40:31] <Mara> Huh, Wii U IS oldest of the tree. But still, that was like 4 years ago
2582[11:40:41] <LB> Wait is South Park 2 by Obsidian again?
2583[11:40:52] <LambMower> I hope not
2584[11:40:58] <LambMower> (I might just really hate Obsidian)
2585[11:41:13] <LB> Apparently not, they said on stage it was Ubisoft San Francisco. Hrmm
2586[11:41:17] <LambMower> Peddlers of well-written but awfully made shite
2587[11:41:27] <LB> I'd argue with well-written, to be honest
2588[11:41:34] <LB> But FNV was the best, so they get a pass
2589[11:42:18] <LambMower> Alright, peddlers of awfully made shite then
2590[11:42:44] <LB> But they made one super cool thing!
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2592[11:42:53] <LB> And apparently Stick of Truth wasn't buggy and was good
2593[11:43:01] <Senstaku> Did somebody say peddler's of awfully made shite?
2594[11:43:02] <LambMower> Stick of Truth was infact, buggy
2595[11:43:29] <LambMower> Just not as buggy as you'd expect from an Obsidian title, seeing as it was like an extra year in polish because of the THQ collapse
2596[11:43:30] <Senstaku> I didn't encounter any bugs in SoT
2597[11:44:39] <LambMower> I don't hate their games, I just dislike the state they leave their games in and their fanbase who always defends their games being broken
2598[11:44:58] <LambMower> Actually take that back, I hate about half their games
2599[11:45:06] <LambMower> They made that attrocity they dared call Dungeon Siege
2600[11:45:28] <LB> even without the bugs, Alpha Protocol and KotOR2 were very badly designed, despite some good ideas
2601[11:45:32] <LB> they're Good Ideas People
2602[11:48:23] <LambMower> Oh by the by, Bioware has said that the Mass Effect Andromeda trailer was rendered in-engine with in-engine assets and that it "represents the final visual quality of their game"
2603[11:48:29] *ekimekim bought a watermelon the other day, and is now eating an entire half a watermelon with a spoon. #imanadult*
2604[11:48:30] <LB> awww, Ubisoft thing got a little embarassing with the guy coming out showing the weird viking game thing
2605[11:48:41] <LambMower> I mean it looks like Inquisition but a bit more shiny, so I can buy that
2606[11:49:17] <LB> I love me some armour and swords, but it looked hella generic and dull in the CG trailer anyway...Have yet to see the gameplay
2607[11:49:35] <LambMower> They are showing actual gameplay
2608[11:49:41] <LB> oh yeah, there it is
2609[11:49:49] <LambMower> It's basically Chivalry but 3rd person with a Dark Soul style combat system
2610[11:49:57] <LB> I like the costuming...? But the actual thing looks a little...dull...visibly
2611[11:50:02] <henine> you can do a lot "in-engine" if you can just script it and let it run
2612[11:50:16] <LB> ohhh, Dynasty Warriors
2613[11:50:37] <LambMower> Yeah, I'm just saying the reason I can buy it is because it isn't that visually different from Inquisition
2614[11:50:51] <LB> Sword positioning stuff is kind of an interesting idea...
2615[11:51:10] <LambMower> Also this isn't coming out on the last-gen consoles, so no more old hardware holding stuff back
2616[11:51:31] <LB> Much like how Obsidian are good idea people for stories, and Bethesda are good at tech (if not bugs DISCLAIMER), Ubisoft are good at coming up with really cool core gameplay features...
2617[11:51:38] <LB> and then fuck up the level design and put it all to waste
2618[11:52:08] <LambMower> Fuck up the level design? Paris in Unity is one of the best things ever put into a video game
2619[11:52:15] <LambMower> Which is part of what makes that game such a fucking travesty
2620[11:52:43] <LB> How are the missions though?
2621[11:53:04] <LambMower> Same AC shite
2622[11:53:08] <LB> There you go.
2623[11:53:51] <LB> The viking game thing (I didn't catch the name) lost me when armour just plain stopped mattering and swords went through armour and chopped off an armoured head because...he lost health?
2624[11:54:01] <LambMower> In the schedule there's 6 games that haven't been announced being shown with hands-on demos and interviews
2625[11:54:14] <LambMower> So either Nintendo or Square is bringing the big guns
2626[11:54:18] <LB> like why would you try and make all the sword stances so realistic and then just be like "but magic armour"
2627[11:54:54] <LambMower> Also Ninty has a shooort conference
2628[11:54:58] <LambMower> Less than an hour
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2630[11:55:14] <Senstaku> .twitch senstaku
2631[11:55:15] <PyMoronBot> 03Senstaku "Senstaku's Point & Die Shenaniganery - The Wolf Among Us"14, playing The Wolf Among Us04 [Mature]03 (Live with 1 viewers) 14| https://twitch.tv/senstaku
2632[11:59:08] <LB> I've ALMOST got 100% in Castlevania
2633[11:59:16] <LB> looking at a map online, I'm missing two secret rooms
2634[11:59:33] <LB> although my Room Count is only at 924 and apparently there's 940 something :\
2635[12:00:00] <Tyranic-Moron> back from another meeting, and it's lunch time I see
2636[12:00:48] <Starnerf[work]> That's what meetings are for
2637[12:00:58] <Starnerf[work]> killing time between breaks
2638[12:00:59] <DoctorGyarados> Got a menu this week?
2639[12:01:13] <Tyranic-Moron> LB: that counts stuff like ceiling space and sky that you can fly up into I think, maybe you missed some
2640[12:01:32] <Tyranic-Moron> yes, didn't yesterday
2641[12:01:38] <Tyranic-Moron> uploading now though
2642[12:02:53] <Tyranic-Moron> dunno what's up with the date, but: http://imgur.com/a/L21BS#59
2643[12:02:54] <PyMoronBot> Canteen Menus 14| Album: 60 Images 14| Views: 382
2644[12:03:07] <DoctorGyarados> Aaaah, wc15th
2645[12:03:10] <DoctorGyarados> my favorite day
2646[12:03:31] <Tyranic-Moron> probably Gourmet Burgers today
2647[12:03:33] <LB> No grey tiles on the map :\
2648[12:03:39] <DoctorGyarados> those burgers are huge
2649[12:04:19] <Hiramas> movie bob has a nice twitter rant about E3 and commercials and stuff
2650[12:04:20] <Tyranic-Moron> anyway, off for noms, I'll be a fon
2651[12:08:45] <DoctorGyarados> oh someone did all my work for me in Stephonee's spreadsheet
2652[12:09:01] <LB> 932 rooms. Hrmmm
2653[12:09:38] <Stephonee> That they did!
2654[12:09:44] <DoctorGyarados> was it Stephonee
2655[12:09:49] <DoctorGyarados> did she do all my work for me
2656[12:10:01] <Stephonee> Nope. The volunteers jumped on it. It was mostly Pete and Chloe, from what I know
2657[12:10:02] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
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2659[12:10:23] <Stephonee> I just watched E3 in CWH's channel all day yesterday :P
2660[12:10:31] <DoctorGyarados> hah
2661[12:11:34] <ikarus> next year I'll see if I can run an "I'm done with E3, let's play games" Twitch channel for all E3 times
2662[12:11:56] <ikarus> and play mostly old games we are expecting new releases from on E3 and perhaps have a news lower third going
2663[12:12:10] <LB> fuck it, I'ma go fight Richter with my new glasses
2664[12:12:15] <EldraziOutlaw> oh hey, Shenmue got funded
2665[12:12:16] <LB> I know I can tank him now
2666[12:12:20] <LB> WHAT? Already?!
2667[12:12:23] <Stephonee> EldraziOutlaw: oh, it did?
2668[12:12:30] <LB> I haven't even had time to get up to Shenmue videos
2669[12:12:32] <LambMower> 2,1m now
2670[12:12:32] <DoctorGyarados> I'm interested in how you spun the first game of Chip's shift at 0450
2671[12:12:33] <LB> jesus, two million
2672[12:12:35] <EldraziOutlaw> $2,159,118
2673[12:12:38] <Stephonee> My husband kept saying last night how he thought it never would. I think I just won a bet!
2674[12:12:45] <LB> I genuinely didn't think Shenmue would get that much of a groundwell
2675[12:12:58] <DoctorGyarados> or, maybe, 'why'
2676[12:13:05] <LambMower> Shenmue 3 is HL3 levels of legendary
2677[12:13:08] <LambMower> That's why it's so massive
2678[12:13:12] <LambMower> And why it got instantly funded
2679[12:13:13] <Stephonee> DoctorGyarados: technical difficulties. The game wouldn't work when it was spun for, but Chip was able to bring a second copy in for his shift
2680[12:13:23] <LambMower> I told Hats that it would be funded when I woke up, it was
2681[12:13:35] <Stephonee> that happened a LOT in UPickVG II, as you might recall. I'm honestly impressed it only happened that one time this year!
2682[12:13:39] <LambMower> In fact it hit funding just 10 minutes after I stepped out of bed
2683[12:13:58] <Stephonee> LambMower: I do remember you saying that
2684[12:14:04] <DoctorGyarados> Honestly, all the the marathons are huge blurs
2685[12:14:09] <Stephonee> true facts
2686[12:14:19] <DoctorGyarados> I mostly only remember the first one because I watched it a second time to write down quotes
2687[12:14:28] <LambMower> tl;dr E3 was ridiculous this year
2688[12:14:30] <EldraziOutlaw> Shenmue did slow down in funding, it was at like 1m after 2hours last night. Good to see it got there though
2689[12:14:42] <LambMower> And me and Hats will be back with more riffing on E3 today
2690[12:14:50] <Stephonee> was? it hasn't technically started yet! :P
2691[12:15:26] <EldraziOutlaw> LambMower: sweet! I catually enjoyed watching it with you guys :D
2692[12:15:28] <Stephonee> LambMower: yay! we'll put you on the TV at work :D
2693[12:15:32] <EldraziOutlaw> actually*
2694[12:15:37] <LambMower> Stephonee, woo! :P
2695[12:15:42] <LambMower> Yeah, we had a great time
2696[12:15:46] <Stephonee> I prefer thinking you catually enjoy it, EldraziOutlaw
2697[12:16:01] *EldraziOutlaw cats Stephonee*
2698[12:16:02] <LambMower> And we had a peak of 47 viewers, we gradually lost people as they went to bed / breaks between conferences :P
2699[12:16:34] <LB> Woah, Angela Bassett is 56?!
2700[12:16:42] <Stephonee> when you guys went offline, and we switched to the regular Twitch feed, it was so sad
2701[12:16:46] <LB> She's haaawt
2702[12:17:32] <LambMower> I'm sad we couldn't get the entire podcast crew in there because HP had work, but we still had a ton of fun
2703[12:17:40] <LambMower> And also we streamed for 10 hours.
2704[12:17:44] <Tyranic-Moron> Got a new backyard theme :3 http://imgur.com/a/WiQ6B
2705[12:17:45] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| Album: 2 Images 14| Views: 0
2706[12:17:52] <Tyranic-Moron> Caaaats
2707[12:18:03] <Work|Gunner> will you be back at it today, Lamb?
2708[12:18:09] <LambMower> Yupp
2709[12:18:18] <DoctorGyarados> With how many viewers Hyrule Warriors brought in during rehearsals, I'm surprised you guys only played it once
2710[12:18:20] <LambMower> We're doing Nintendo and Square today, possibly but no promises also the PC one
2711[12:18:24] <Work|Gunner> cool, hopefully I'll be able to join in earlier today
2712[12:18:32] <Stephonee> I know, right?
2713[12:18:41] <DoctorGyarados> But Golden Eye got played FIVE times
2714[12:19:38] <Stephonee> I can only take that to mean that people like watching Sean Bean being slapped in the crotch
2715[12:19:41] <LB> Seems like companies are really trying to represent ladies this year
2716[12:20:21] <Aeryn> omg docket
2717[12:20:24] <Stephonee> LB: you're not wrong
2718[12:20:25] <Aeryn> i just woke up from a dream
2719[12:20:26] <DoctorGyarados> omg nelle
2720[12:20:28] <Aeryn> that i would like to call
2721[12:20:30] <Tyranic-Moron> So many rad lady protags
2722[12:20:47] <Aeryn> "the zombie apocaplyse - lrr edition"
2723[12:20:56] <DoctorGyarados> did you get eaten by a zombie paul
2724[12:20:59] <Aeryn> no
2725[12:21:05] <Aeryn> everyone was alive in the moonbase somehow
2726[12:21:15] <Aeryn> paul found me during one of their runs for whatever
2727[12:21:20] <Aeryn> and i decided to hang around and be useful
2728[12:21:30] <Aeryn> but then someone was like 'ok run time' and i tagged along and like
2729[12:21:41] <LB> 98.9% ARGH that is frustrating
2730[12:21:53] <Aeryn> a lot of ppl went with them and i was like 'whoa why is everyone going' but then they where like 'something weird is going on, we all need to check it out'
2731[12:22:16] <Aeryn> so we all walked to the end of the street and i was getting hella nervous like i knew something was about to happen and paul looked at me as if to confirm what i was thinking
2732[12:22:26] <Aeryn> and then i started to hear it... and got everyone to duck down and hide
2733[12:22:29] <Aeryn> but then second later
2734[12:22:36] <Aeryn> from over the top of the hill
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2736[12:22:39] <Aeryn> HOARDES OF PUPPIES
2737[12:22:42] <Aeryn> PUPPIES FUCKING EVERYWHERE
2738[12:22:51] <DoctorGyarados> Aeryn,
2739[12:22:56] <Aeryn> so we all grabbed a puppy and went back to moonbase
2740[12:22:57] <Aeryn> the end
2741[12:22:58] <Tyranic-Moron> You have the best dreams
2742[12:22:58] <DoctorGyarados> you have really weird dreams
2743[12:23:41] <Aeryn> it was fun
2744[12:23:47] <Starnerf[work]> it was the pupocalypse
2745[12:23:49] <MasterCheese> Puppies?
2746[12:23:52] <Aeryn> everyone on the street started to come out of their houses
2747[12:24:01] <Aeryn> we didn't even know ppl where still hiding on the street
2748[12:24:28] <Aeryn> all i could think of 'if these puppies don't start to quiet down we might all die.... by puppies'
2749[12:24:38] <Tyranic-Moron> What kind of puppies?
2750[12:24:46] <Aeryn> but its okay nothing bad happened to me or the llr crew because i woke up
2751[12:24:53] <Aeryn> uhm a lost of them where terriers
2752[12:25:00] <Aeryn> there was some other breeds as well
2753[12:25:32] <Aeryn> also there was this crazy lady who wanted in and the action, and release her next of insects
2754[12:25:33] <Tyranic-Moron> D'aww
2755[12:25:36] <Aeryn> she had a lot of spiders
2756[12:25:40] <Aeryn> they went EVERYWHERE
2757[12:25:43] <DoctorGyarados> Oh, Stephonee: there's no indicator for mystery games on this
2758[12:25:48] <DoctorGyarados> Do you care where I put that information?
2759[12:25:51] <EldraziOutlaw> o.o
2760[12:25:55] <LambMower> Was the crazy lady with the spiders infact Beej?
2761[12:26:01] <DoctorGyarados> Just put it in the notes column just past color?
2762[12:26:08] <Aeryn> but yeah, that was my lrr dream
2763[12:26:43] <EldraziOutlaw> Aeryn there are some with with a special white jacket that want you to go with them
2764[12:26:44] <Aeryn> the dream i had before that was super weird
2765[12:26:53] <Tyranic-Moron> I think you should tell lrr this tale
2766[12:27:04] <Aeryn> for some reason my mother woke me up at 4am to tell me about her breakthrough in the porn industry
2767[12:27:19] <Aeryn> and was showing my gran and stuff and i'm sitting in bed like 'thats great mom can i sleep now'
2768[12:27:39] <EldraziOutlaw> o.o
2769[12:28:05] <Aeryn> ok who do i email to get this tale heard
2770[12:28:10] <Cuttlefishman> breakthrough?
2771[12:28:15] <Aeryn> ...the lrr one, no the porn one
2772[12:28:24] <LambMower> Kathleen probably :P
2773[12:28:31] <DoctorGyarados> "LRR, LRR, I HAD A DREAM THAT MY MOTHER DID PORN. THE END."
2774[12:28:36] <Tyranic-Moron> Hmm, I think Kathleen actually reads hers
2775[12:29:10] <LambMower> tl;dr never email Graham if you need something a) read b) it's urgent
2776[12:29:34] <LambMower> He does check his email every like 2 seconds though, he is just awful at answering
2777[12:29:48] <Aeryn> hmm
2778[12:29:55] <Aeryn> now to decide if i should actually email them the tale
2779[12:30:08] <Aeryn> effort + laziness = ??
2780[12:30:13] <Hiramas> he is basically checking his mail for the spoiler cards that are due in a few months
2781[12:31:15] <LB> reverse castle gets a new map?! goddamn it!
2782[12:31:36] <Tyranic-Moron> Yuuup
2783[12:31:45] <Tyranic-Moron> SotN is huge
2784[12:33:00] <Stephonee> DoctorGyarados: ooo, yes! I would like there to be an indicator that it was the Mystery Game
2785[12:33:16] <DoctorGyarados> I just put it in the next column over, then
2786[12:33:23] <DoctorGyarados> I believe you opened three naturally?
2787[12:33:28] <Stephonee> Yeah, thank you!
2788[12:33:32] <DoctorGyarados> WarioWare, Batman and Robin, ????
2789[12:33:44] <Stephonee> TMNT Turtles in Time
2790[12:33:45] <Hiramas> i am re-reading drive right now, it so just sooo good
2791[12:33:50] <LambMower> Oh Doc, Wildstar is 1 dollar in Humble Bundle
2792[12:34:34] <Aeryn> hmm wildstar
2793[12:34:40] <DoctorGyarados> Lamb: Isn't it going full F2P in a month, though?
2794[12:34:44] <DoctorGyarados> So I could just wait
2795[12:34:55] <Hiramas> right!"
2796[12:35:00] <Aeryn> oh, is it?
2797[12:35:01] <Hiramas> I should download wildstar
2798[12:35:06] <LambMower> Ye, but if you own the game you get loyalty points + extra swag when it goes F2+
2799[12:35:08] <LambMower> f2p*
2800[12:35:17] <Aeryn> ..oh wait i'm broke
2801[12:35:21] <Aeryn> someone float me $1
2802[12:35:22] <Tyranic-Moron> Having a paid account probably gives you stuff when it does
2803[12:35:25] <LambMower> Loyalty points basically how they gate some features to stop people from making spam accounts
2804[12:36:05] <LambMower> If you have a the game you basically play the game completely normal as if it never went f2p in the first place while if you have a brand new account, there's a few features locked
2805[12:36:31] <Aeryn> i can't find the page on humble.....
2806[12:36:35] <Aeryn> someone pelase hold me
2807[12:36:48] <Tyranic-Moron> I could just gift you the $1 bundle aeryn
2808[12:36:51] <LambMower> https://www.humblebundle.com/twitche3
2809[12:36:52] <LambMower> There
2810[12:36:53] <PyMoronBot> E3 2015 Digital Ticket (pay what you want and help charity) (at www.humblebundle.com)
2811[12:36:57] <Aeryn> ah the e3 one
2812[12:37:00] <Aeryn> i was abotu to look there
2813[12:37:02] <Aeryn> ty
2814[12:37:16] <LambMower> We're starting a STV/LRR/DB Posse on the Europe servers
2815[12:39:24] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v lunik1
2816[12:41:27] <Hiramas> no connection to patch server
2817[12:41:28] <Hiramas> mhpf
2818[12:42:52] <EldraziOutlaw> I should game more with people
2819[12:42:59] <EldraziOutlaw> (out side of destiny)
2820[12:43:29] <elcalen> eh, people are scary
2821[12:44:15] *elcalen waits for lifelike robot friends to game with*
2822[12:44:48] *EldraziOutlaw destinys with elcalen*
2823[12:45:00] <LambMower> Shenmue is 110% funded
2824[12:45:15] <Tyranic-Moron> .ks shenmue
2825[12:45:16] <PyMoronBot> Shenmue 314 by Ys Net 14| Backers: 27,419 14| Pledged: 2,212,04214/2,000,000 USD 03(111% funded) 1481/backer 14| Duration: 31 days 13.1 hours to go 14| https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ysnet/shenmue-3/
2826[12:45:21] <LambMower> Sorry 111%
2827[12:45:27] <Tyranic-Moron> Lol
2828[12:45:44] <henine> ugh people are the worst
2829[12:45:47] <Tyranic-Moron> Large per-backer
2830[12:46:08] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Itazu
2831[12:46:11] <Tyranic-Moron> Considering game is at $29
2832[12:46:26] <EldraziOutlaw> actually elcalen, you done the nightfall yet?
2833[12:46:53] <elcalen> I have never done a nightfall
2834[12:47:19] <elcalen> like I said, people are scary :P
2835[12:47:21] <henine> didn't someone tweet that the original shenmue was ~80mil?
2836[12:47:28] <elcalen> also nightfall is scary
2837[12:47:59] <Hiramas> people have to realize that Kickstarter is literal
2838[12:48:10] <Starnerf[work]> $47M according to wiki
2839[12:48:14] <EldraziOutlaw> elcalen aww
2840[12:48:24] <Starnerf[work]> but it was the most expensive game to date at the time
2841[12:48:28] <Hiramas> in most cases it is there to attract big investors by proving interest
2842[12:48:29] <henine> right.. tens of times of current KS goal
2843[12:48:55] <Hiramas> not to finance the actual production of things
2844[12:48:57] <henine> well here they attracted a big noninvestor already
2845[12:48:59] <LB> Wonder what this last Ubisoft game is
2846[12:49:06] <LB> another shooty thing but hey
2847[12:49:08] <elcalen> yeah, I need to do more multiplayer stuff in destiny some day... (I don't think I have the energy right now, though, got a headache etc...)
2848[12:49:12] <Starnerf[work]> It's Ghost Recon
2849[12:49:20] <DoctorGyarados> Ah! River City Ransom was a mystery game as well
2850[12:49:26] <Hiramas> i am really sad that it is ghost recon
2851[12:49:27] <LB> starnerf, spoilers!
2852[12:49:32] <Tyranic-Moron> Open world ghost recon for some reason
2853[12:49:40] <Starnerf[work]> hey, I guessed it right after the trailer started
2854[12:49:44] <LB> ohhh
2855[12:49:55] <LB> it got up to some actual shooting parts
2856[12:50:01] <LB> and it looked bad and not ghost reconny
2857[12:50:03] <LB> and also fake?
2858[12:50:06] <Starnerf[work]> They don't have that many old franchises that could be revived
2859[12:50:13] <EldraziOutlaw> elcalen: that is fair, it's void burn right now so I am leveling up my Word of Crota for it
2860[12:50:16] <Tyranic-Moron> When they started the opening spiel everyone says desperately hoping for bg&e 2
2861[12:50:17] <Starnerf[work]> *cough*BG&E*cough*
2862[12:50:23] <Tyranic-Moron> *was
2863[12:50:25] <LB> That would be nice :(
2864[12:50:39] <LB> The author of Sam and Fuzzy jokingly called Last Guardian and Shenmue 3
2865[12:50:46] <LB> he also added BG&E2
2866[12:50:52] <LB> but sadly, that one did not come true
2867[12:51:08] <Starnerf[work]> I really wonder why they even bothered with that teaser that one E3
2868[12:51:18] <Tyranic-Moron> I was hoping for bg&e 2 throughout both ubisoft and sony
2869[12:51:20] <Starnerf[work]> they seem to show no interest in actually doing anything with that game
2870[12:51:28] <Tyranic-Moron> But a very vague hope
2871[12:51:44] <Starnerf[work]> Maybe it'll be in Nintendo's show
2872[12:51:56] <Starnerf[work]> or the PC one
2873[12:52:03] <Tyranic-Moron> It seems perfect for adding radio towers to
2874[12:52:07] <LB> graphics are nice in this ghost recon: call of jaurez thing
2875[12:52:09] <Tyranic-Moron> ;P
2876[12:52:20] <Starnerf[work]> You could even call them shield towers
2877[12:52:21] <LB> What is the music?
2878[12:52:43] <Durugai> Radio towers? Where? Can I climb them and reveal areas?
2879[12:52:56] <LB> I recognise that tune. Also the shot coming out of the trailer to Aisha was actually quite good, haha
2880[12:52:59] *Hiramas adds a radio tower to Tyranic-Moron *
2881[12:53:45] <Tyranic-Moron> Also this seems to be the year of lady protags, so it would have been even more fitting
2882[12:53:45] <LB> Ah, Sony time. This is the one that is relevant to me as someone who is planning on buying a PS4 and already regretting it...
2883[12:53:56] <LB> Is it a year of lady protags?
2884[12:53:57] <Starnerf[work]> You'll probably like that one
2885[12:54:04] <LB> Lara and Emily Caldwin?
2886[12:54:11] <Tyranic-Moron> Sony was amazing
2887[12:54:12] <Starnerf[work]> There has been a not-insignificant number of them, yes
2888[12:54:18] <LB> And I was worried FO4 was going to be male only so I was glad they didn't go that route
2889[12:54:37] <EldraziOutlaw> also the woman from Horizon - Zero Dawn (which looks amazing)
2890[12:54:41] <DoctorGyarados> every other fallout game had character customization
2891[12:54:43] <Tyranic-Moron> That seems like a dumb worry given the history of the series
2892[12:54:46] <Tyranic-Moron> :P
2893[12:54:47] <DoctorGyarados> No reason to worry about this one
2894[12:54:54] <LB> Is that the Inafune/MP game?
2895[12:55:07] <LB> TM: so would a voiced protagonist, no?
2896[12:55:09] <Starnerf[work]> yeah, because when you have a voiced character that is the only voice you can use
2897[12:55:14] <LambMower> Tyranic-Moron, there was an early info dump about Fallout 4 like half a year ago that stated that the main campaign would only be playable by a male voiced protag
2898[12:55:15] <Starnerf[work]> you can't have two voices
2899[12:55:20] <Starnerf[work]> that's crazy talk
2900[12:55:20] <LB> ^ that too
2901[12:55:25] <Tyranic-Moron> New AC you can also play a lady
2902[12:55:34] <LB> and that he would be motivated by a dead wife
2903[12:55:37] <LambMower> All of that info dump aside from the gender thing was true
2904[12:55:47] <LB> I didn't see Bethesda of all companies being smart enough to reverse that optionally
2905[12:55:51] <LambMower> It could be a thing they changed late
2906[12:55:53] <DoctorGyarados> What's this about not having multiple voice tracks? Mass Effect and Saint's Row would like to have a word
2907[12:55:57] <henine> doesn't saints row have multiple voices fr both genders?
2908[12:56:01] <LambMower> Yupp
2909[12:56:02] <Starnerf[work]> "motivated by a dead wife"
2910[12:56:08] <Starnerf[work]> and other dead things
2911[12:56:22] <Starnerf[work]> like everything else he knew
2912[12:56:26] <Tyranic-Moron> Dead husband the other way round I imagine
2913[12:56:27] <Starnerf[work]> except Codsworth
2914[12:56:29] <LambMower> 3 "generic" voices per gender + 2 special voices per Saints game usually
2915[12:56:37] <DoctorGyarados> Be... Nolan North?
2916[12:56:39] <Starnerf[work]> Codsworth survives
2917[12:56:40] <DoctorGyarados> Okay, I can do that.
2918[12:56:48] <LambMower> I'm thinking they don't actually kill off your family in FO4
2919[12:56:56] <DoctorGyarados> just your dog
2920[12:56:57] <LambMower> They will at least not kill off the kid
2921[12:57:02] <Tyranic-Moron> Hmm
2922[12:57:08] <LambMower> Otherwise they wouldn't go through all of that effort of making a kid based upon your characters
2923[12:57:15] <LB> The kid is deffo coming back. Villain?
2924[12:57:19] <Aeryn> Well this is cool
2925[12:57:25] <Aeryn> The code for wildstar doesn't work
2926[12:57:28] <Tyranic-Moron> 200 years though
2927[12:57:29] <LB> Or damsel in distress / (whatever the male equivalent of a damsel is?)
2928[12:57:39] <LB> Your character survived those years
2929[12:57:41] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> random question
2930[12:57:43] <LB> in cryo or cloning or whatever
2931[12:57:44] <Tyranic-Moron> Guess they could have gotten out early
2932[12:57:45] <Starnerf[work]> Well considering they say it's a 200 year time difference I suspect there are going to be some cryostasis-related issues
2933[12:57:53] <henine> family gets given immortality by radiation but gets mutated and evil
2934[12:57:54] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> i'm just scrolling through our database of radio stations here
2935[12:57:56] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +ov ken|home ken|home
2936[12:58:10] <LB> Sidenote, the Reverse Castle is already kicking my ass! D:
2937[12:58:17] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> fox news brings in a metric megaton of cash
2938[12:58:22] <ken|home> for anyone that cares, i'm doing some streaming tonight http://www.twitch.tv/kenohki2
2939[12:58:23] <PyMoronBot> 03kenohki2 "The Smoking Jacket Hour"14, playing Final Fantasy XIV Online: A Realm Reborn04 [Mature]03 (Live with 0 viewers)
2940[12:58:27] <LambMower> What's the issue, Aeryn?
2941[12:58:32] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> what in the balls to people find so attractive about it? o.O
2942[12:58:33] <Aeryn> dunno
2943[12:58:35] <rucdoc> !twitch senstaku
2944[12:58:37] <UnsafeBot> 3senstaku "Senstaku's Point & Die Shenaniganery - The Wolf Among Us" playing The Wolf Among Us is 3LIVE: http://www.twitch.tv/senstaku
2945[12:58:46] <ekimekim> Kid might become a Ghoul
2946[12:58:50] <ekimekim> didn't they get hit by a nuke?
2947[12:58:59] <henine> Anubis169|w0rkthing, we all need our biases confirmed now and then
2948[12:59:14] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> i don't get it..
2949[12:59:18] <Starnerf[work]> I refute your claim
2950[12:59:21] <Tyranic-Moron> Like gtav says
2951[12:59:30] <Tyranic-Moron> On weasel news
2952[12:59:35] <Aeryn> Cool, it works now o/
2953[12:59:37] <LambMower> Anyways, I'm basically thinking at least your kid stay alive
2954[12:59:39] <elcalen> Aeryn, did you follow instructions? I recall humble recently tweeted something about e3 bundle codes giving errors unless you follow instructions exactly
2955[12:59:54] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> but i don't understand why it brings in so much money
2956[12:59:58] <Starnerf[work]> They were kind of light on the details at the start of the story
2957[13:00:02] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> enough to justify its existence etc
2958[13:00:07] <Aeryn> hum
2959[13:00:17] <Aeryn> and now wildstar wants my card into to bill me for a sub
2960[13:00:19] <Tyranic-Moron> Back to desk time
2961[13:00:22] <Starnerf[work]> And Anubis, it's because it's the only mainstream right-wing news source
2962[13:00:23] <HubbeWork> Anubis169: for the same reason that people always stare at car/train/plane crashes
2963[13:00:24] <Aeryn> what happened to 30days of free time
2964[13:00:32] <LambMower> Aeryn, you need to add a card to get 30 days free
2965[13:00:37] <Starnerf[work]> so it basically gets the funding of all the left-wing sources combined
2966[13:00:44] <LambMower> That's like standard for all sub mmos, you can remove the card afterwards
2967[13:00:45] <Aeryn> ugh
2968[13:01:08] <Aeryn> i did not have to do it with FF:ARR :c
2969[13:01:09] <Aeryn> godamnit
2970[13:01:12] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> 'left wing'?
2971[13:01:20] <Tyranic-Moron> Or just register code but wait till it goes ftp to set shit up
2972[13:01:27] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> they're both right-wing o.o
2973[13:01:51] <LambMower> At least it's not like ESO where they would charge you instantly and it would take a month to remove your card, so they sneakingly locked you into 2 months
2974[13:03:11] <Work|Gunner> yeah, I found that out the hard way
2975[13:03:13] <Work|Gunner> fucking shits
2976[13:03:24] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> also what's eso?
2977[13:03:26] <MasterCheese> I thought Wildstar was F2P now
2978[13:03:29] <henine> dispute the fuck out of those charges
2979[13:03:30] <LambMower> Elder Scrolls Online
2980[13:03:34] <DoctorGyarados> The announcement has happened, MasterCheese
2981[13:03:37] <LambMower> MasterCheese, start of fall
2982[13:03:39] <Noy2222> TIL there's a subreddit that writes Seinfeld scripts
2983[13:03:42] <DoctorGyarados> ^
2984[13:03:42] <MasterCheese> Ah
2985[13:03:43] <DoctorGyarados> but that
2986[13:03:47] <LB> fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck
2987[13:03:48] <DoctorGyarados> not on the model yet
2988[13:03:52] <LB> the reverse castle is a bad place
2989[13:03:54] <LB> medusa heads are bad
2990[13:03:58] <LambMower> Humble is currently selling Wildstar copies for 1 buck
2991[13:03:59] <LB> castlevania is bad
2992[13:04:04] <LB> alucard is bad at fighting
2993[13:04:10] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> today i learned*
2994[13:04:16] <DoctorGyarados> I do like that WildStar's official website still says "Sign up for beta"
2995[13:04:19] <LambMower> So you can get all the bonuses of being a sub without having to spend anything on the game
2996[13:04:24] <DoctorGyarados> is everything in a permanent state of beta testing these days?
2997[13:04:32] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> pretty much
2998[13:04:41] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> it's safer that way
2999[13:04:42] <LambMower> I can't see that, Doc
3000[13:05:14] <LambMower> Also, I apparently can't apply another copy of Wildstar to my account to get a free month
3001[13:05:19] <LambMower> So I'm just going to make a completely new account
3002[13:05:20] <DoctorGyarados> It was on the splash page as I went to the website for the first time
3003[13:05:22] <HubbeWork> Whelp, hometimes
3004[13:05:29] <HubbeWork> Today's been busybusy
3005[13:05:36] <DoctorGyarados> Lamb: https://www.dropbox.com/s/g82mkrhaxdi9qxv/wildstar.png?dl=0
3006[13:05:38] <LB> Is Last Guardian PS4 now?
3007[13:05:40] <PyMoronBot> Dropbox - wildstar.png (at www.dropbox.com)
3008[13:05:43] <LB> It still looks the same....
3009[13:05:46] <Hiramas> LambMower: that is kinda logical?
3010[13:05:50] <lunik1> LB: Yes
3011[13:06:31] <LambMower> Oh, I think that's the beta for the F2P patch
3012[13:06:35] <henine> sometimes i think about getting a PS4.. .then i remember the games cost infinity%u20AC
3013[13:06:37] <LambMower> Which is bringing new content and stuff
3014[13:07:31] <DoctorGyarados> mm
3015[13:07:41] <DoctorGyarados> It was what I was redirected to when I went to their website
3016[13:08:07] <Hiramas> sometimes I have fuge states where the thought crosses my mind that there are people who have to download MMOs without proper broadband
3017[13:08:59] <LambMower> I mean, I could just pay 12 bucks to get another proper month of sub on my actual account which has all the launch bonuses and all + my other characters which have a ton of neat stuff
3018[13:09:02] <LambMower> Buuuut
3019[13:09:06] <LambMower> It's 12 bucks
3020[13:09:17] <LambMower> And registering a new account isn't that big of a hassle
3021[13:09:26] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> fugue*
3022[13:09:40] <Didero> IIRC they're looking into that problem, LambMower
3023[13:09:50] <DoctorGyarados> Okay, so
3024[13:09:53] <Hiramas> does that mean you would start over with us Lamb?
3025[13:09:59] <LambMower> Hiramas, yeah
3026[13:10:00] <Didero> https://twitter.com/WildStar/status/610507189774585856
3027[13:10:01] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/15 11:00] @WildStar: We are aware of the issue not letting players with existing accounts apply the Humble Bundle keys. More info here: http://ow.ly/OlLtT
3028[13:10:05] <DoctorGyarados> The email I have says that you must have subscribed by today, and hold an active sub through F2P launch
3029[13:10:11] <DoctorGyarados> that's how you get the extra shit
3030[13:10:14] <LambMower> But I just applied the key to my new account, ffffffffffff
3031[13:10:25] <LambMower> Eh, I'll just pay another dollar in that case :P
3032[13:10:25] <DoctorGyarados> What's the exact date of the launch?
3033[13:10:28] <Tyranic-Moron> oh jeez there's a smartphone funding through indiegogo now
3034[13:10:32] <Didero> Oh wait
3035[13:10:35] <Tyranic-Moron> I wonder how much of it is a scam
3036[13:10:37] <Didero> "The WildStar codes that were provided as part of the E3 Humble Bundle promotion are Standard Edition codes and cannot be used to add game time to any existing WildStar accounts. They can only be used to create new game accounts."
3037[13:10:47] <Tyranic-Moron> https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/saygus-v-squared#/story
3038[13:10:48] <PyMoronBot> Saygus V SQUARED | Indiegogo (at www.indiegogo.com)
3039[13:10:53] <Hiramas> Lamb, pay 1 dollar for another key and give away the rest on stream?
3040[13:10:56] <henine> Tyranic-Moron, 124% of it
3041[13:11:13] <henine> one of the founders is scamming the others
3042[13:11:16] <LambMower> Ah, so they just won't let you do it then
3043[13:11:26] <Didero> Apparently. Sorry
3044[13:11:34] <Hiramas> also, I had an existing wildcatter account for the open beta test and could apply it
3045[13:11:42] <Hiramas> *wildstar
3046[13:11:43] <Didero> Though the tweets by Humble Support and Wildstar seemed to imply that it was an error, and not intentional
3047[13:12:05] <Hiramas> you just can%u2019t use it as additional game time
3048[13:12:07] <Tyranic-Moron> 464GB of storage, if you buy 2 200GB microsd cards
3049[13:12:14] <Tyranic-Moron> classy
3050[13:12:39] <Didero> It seems like they added 'Keys are not stackable' later, since I don't recall reading that before
3051[13:12:44] <Aeryn> oh cool
3052[13:12:50] <Aeryn> good thing i had an NCsoft account
3053[13:12:54] <Didero> So is WildStar even a good MMO?
3054[13:12:55] <Aeryn> and not a wildstar account
3055[13:12:57] <Aeryn> mine worked fine
3056[13:13:19] <LambMower> Didero, yeha
3057[13:13:25] <LambMower> It's one of the only MMOs i've liked in ages
3058[13:13:40] <LambMower> It just suffered from "So, when do we go back to WoW?" syndrome
3059[13:13:49] <Hiramas> it%u2019s scifi wow in style
3060[13:13:55] <Hiramas> from what I have seen
3061[13:13:59] <Aeryn> ~_~
3062[13:14:05] <Aeryn> i hope i actually like it, then
3063[13:14:12] <LambMower> It's a logical iteration on WoW, but with combat that isn't entirely shit
3064[13:14:17] <Hiramas> and every MMO suffers from the %u201Ewhen do we go back%u201C stuff
3065[13:14:18] <DoctorGyarados> Lamb: I think you're misinterpreting the subscription benefits when it goes F2P
3066[13:14:19] <Didero> Just a little bit shit? :P
3067[13:14:21] <LambMower> But it has the expansive detailed world and that that makes WoW deece
3068[13:14:25] <DoctorGyarados> the FAQ I'm reading says it'll still be sub based
3069[13:14:40] <DoctorGyarados> Players with a recurring payment plan for subscription service will have that plan automatically converted into a recurring plan for Signature status.
3070[13:14:40] <DoctorGyarados> Players with non-recurring payments, C.R.E.D.D., or GTC will need to apply another payment to their account to continue using Signature service should they choose to continue with Signature service.
3071[13:14:45] <LambMower> Loyalty and Sub are different
3072[13:15:01] <DoctorGyarados> loyalty is just based on how many months you've been subbed
3073[13:15:06] <Aeryn> oh cool
3074[13:15:13] <Didero> Anyway, I'll look at it when I get back in a little bit
3075[13:15:16] <Aeryn> i signed up for free cool stuff and there isn't any
3076[13:15:19] <LambMower> Loyalty is also based upon how much you've played in general
3077[13:15:26] <Aeryn> oh well, might as well try it at this point :D
3078[13:15:29] <DoctorGyarados> Active accounts will receive an amount of Loyalty Points based on:
3079[13:15:29] <DoctorGyarados> The type of purchased game client (Standard/Deluxe) added to the account.
3080[13:15:30] <DoctorGyarados> The number of months subscribed through recurring payment, C.R.E.D.D. or Game Time Cards prior to F2P Launch
3081[13:15:43] <DoctorGyarados> Aeryn: The free stuff is if you keep an active subscription from now through F2P launch
3082[13:15:46] <DoctorGyarados> which I can't find a date for
3083[13:15:53] <Aeryn> herp derp, oh well
3084[13:16:03] <Aeryn> i'll set up a character, mess around, and see if i like it
3085[13:16:18] <LambMower> Yeah, you'll also get loyalty from playing, Doc
3086[13:16:25] <LambMower> But you'll get loyalty points for having owned the game and subbing in the past
3087[13:16:35] <DoctorGyarados> That is not in the FAQ
3088[13:16:37] <DoctorGyarados> where are you reading this?
3089[13:16:43] <LambMower> ... on the F2P page?
3090[13:16:49] <LambMower> It's very much there
3091[13:17:13] <DoctorGyarados> "We%u2019ll reveal more details on the Loyalty Program in the near future." is all I can find
3092[13:17:36] <DoctorGyarados> and the mention of loyalty points for existing subscriptions, or if you've purchased a deluxe version of the game
3093[13:17:44] <LambMower> "Are there any perks a Free player can get without becoming Signature?"
3094[13:17:47] <LambMower> ALl of that under there
3095[13:18:04] <LambMower> Is stuff you can get without being a sub
3096[13:18:07] <LB> Oh dear, they don't even have a solid date for Last Guardian? JUST a year?
3097[13:18:11] <LB> How long has it been?
3098[13:18:20] <LambMower> "All WildStar players will be part of our new Loyalty Program where they will accumulate Loyalty Points and achieve Loyalty Ranks to earn special items and perks. In fact, if you%u2019ve ever subscribed you have already earned some! We%u2019ll reveal more details on the Loyalty Program in the near future."
3099[13:18:31] <DoctorGyarados> 'Holiday Events
3100[13:18:31] <DoctorGyarados> Earn currency at normal rates'
3101[13:18:32] <DoctorGyarados> amazing
3102[13:18:36] <Aeryn> gg
3103[13:18:37] <DoctorGyarados> such loyalty rewards
3104[13:18:50] <Tyranic-Moron> Last Guardian will sell consoles
3105[13:18:55] <Aeryn> its ok docket
3106[13:18:58] <Aeryn> lets just play gw2 together
3107[13:19:00] <Tyranic-Moron> I imagine they're under a "when it's done" schedule
3108[13:20:23] <DoctorGyarados> Ah I missed the most important part
3109[13:20:26] <henine> are there any mmo with linux support around?
3110[13:20:36] <DoctorGyarados> if your sub is active from now through F2P launch, you get 4 months of 'premium' time
3111[13:20:48] <DoctorGyarados> so presumably it launches mid-Oct
3112[13:21:02] <DoctorGyarados> I honestly cannot find a date
3113[13:21:06] <henine> also fuck twitch
3114[13:21:09] <LambMower> I believe all they said was fall
3115[13:21:15] <Tyranic-Moron> huh, someone on twitter pointed out that microsoft didn't mention the Kinect even once
3116[13:21:27] <elcalen> huh, I didn't even notice
3117[13:21:40] <henine> but they used it a lot
3118[13:21:43] <Aeryn> even the guy last night
3119[13:21:48] <Aeryn> on the bubishaft presentation
3120[13:21:50] <Aeryn> for just dance
3121[13:21:59] <Aeryn> said 'camera' instead of kinect, or anything else,lol
3122[13:22:04] <Aeryn> BOOBIESHAFT. godamnit
3123[13:22:15] <DoctorGyarados> I think I've watched that porn
3124[13:22:39] <henine> boobieshaft is not much better than bubishaft
3125[13:22:40] <Tyranic-Moron> was it about naked mining ladies in mineshafts?
3126[13:23:07] <DoctorGyarados> It was a JAV film all about awkward close-ups of paizuri
3127[13:24:22] <LB> paizuri?
3128[13:24:47] <Wildy> Aeryn: boobieshaft?
3129[13:24:56] <Aeryn> i meant o say ubishaft
3130[13:25:01] <Aeryn> but accidentally added another b
3131[13:25:20] <Wildy> Oh them
3132[13:25:23] <Gyaradroid> LB: dick between tits
3133[13:25:57] <LB> is it japanese for tittyfuck or something?
3134[13:26:41] <Tyranic-Moron> yes
3135[13:26:57] <LB> Huh.
3136[13:27:08] <LB> this reminds me of the time my mother asked me what bukkake meant
3137[13:27:16] <elcalen> ouch
3138[13:27:18] <Tyranic-Moron> lol
3139[13:27:22] <Tyranic-Moron> sounds fun
3140[13:27:38] <Starnerf[work]> "Romantic shower"
3141[13:28:03] <Tyranic-Moron> everyone invited
3142[13:28:03] <Gyaradroid> Did you point her at some Japanese recipes
3143[13:28:05] <LB> Not quite as awkward as when she asked about a joke Russell Howard made about Tulisa's sex tape and I laughed which rather gave away that I'd seen it and then had to explain the joke >_<
3144[13:28:10] <Gyaradroid> IT JUST MEANS TO SPLASH
3145[13:28:23] <Gyaradroid> IT'S NOT ABOUT SEMEN OR ANYTHING
3146[13:28:27] <Gyaradroid> GOD, MOM
3147[13:28:31] <LB> i usually just say you find this stuff via reddit
3148[13:29:41] <Tyranic-Moron> I know more japanese sex words than I probably should
3149[13:29:57] <LB> hentai?
3150[13:30:09] <LB> yuri and/or yaoi
3151[13:30:10] <LB> sigh.
3152[13:30:10] <LambMower> It's always easiest to just blame the internet
3153[13:30:32] <LambMower> Is it sad that I'm currently drinking beer because it's the only thing in the house that isn't water or yoghurt?
3154[13:30:50] <LB> oh god, I just remembered another that I know. Thanks, internet.
3155[13:30:55] <rucdoc> dude, you guys are ruining Sentaku's stream with that weird chat
3156[13:30:58] <Durugai> LambMower as a scandinavian, you have to
3157[13:31:07] <LambMower> I don't even like beard
3158[13:31:10] <LambMower> This is all awful beard
3159[13:31:15] <rucdoc> !twitch senstaku
3160[13:31:16] <Tyranic-Moron> you take that back
3161[13:31:18] <UnsafeBot> 3senstaku "Senstaku's Point & Die Shenaniganery - The Wolf Among Us" playing The Wolf Among Us is 3LIVE: http://www.twitch.tv/senstaku
3162[13:31:22] <Tyranic-Moron> beards are magical
3163[13:31:53] <LambMower> I mean beer*
3164[13:32:11] <LambMower> I was selecting beard in Mount and Blade
3165[13:32:14] <henine> beers too are magical
3166[13:32:17] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v WokenClick
3167[13:32:22] *WokenClick peeks back online*
3168[13:32:26] <WokenClick> is it safe again?
3169[13:32:31] <LambMower> I mean seriously, people have this as like a favourite drink?
3170[13:32:33] <henine> safe?
3171[13:32:46] <WokenClick> is the internet still on fire from the sony presser
3172[13:33:02] <Tyranic-Moron> only tremors now
3173[13:33:27] <LambMower> In other news, here's a collection of basically all Star Citizen character concepts so far http://imgur.com/a/wwg6P
3174[13:33:27] <PyMoronBot> Star Citizen character concept art 14| Album: 71 Images 14| Views: 8,454
3175[13:33:34] <Hiramas> beer is goooood
3176[13:34:28] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v J
3177[13:34:31] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> beer beer beeeeeerr
3178[13:34:32] <Hiramas> czech beer is best
3179[13:34:56] <henine> good beer is best
3180[13:35:09] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> best beer is best
3181[13:35:12] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> good beer is good
3182[13:35:16] <Hiramas> czech make a lot of good beer
3183[13:35:18] <LambMower> http://i.imgur.com/VArSEsX.jpg I still don't get why there's a random picture of Ving Rhames in this concept art
3184[13:35:18] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 2,587x2,254 14| Size: 729kb 14| Views: 6,384
3185[13:35:20] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> than you 4chan for that statement :P
3186[13:35:27] <WokenClick> lots of places make good beer
3187[13:36:11] <henine> in my experience every countries pisswater is about the same and everyone has good microbrews
3188[13:36:40] <Hiramas> you are not wrong henine
3189[13:37:19] <Hiramas> but germany and what belonged to it when the whole stuff started is very proud of it%u2019s brewing traditions
3190[13:37:36] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roosevelt_fon
3191[13:37:46] *Roosevelt_fon yawns*
3192[13:38:21] <Roosevelt_fon> I was pleased to wake up and see shenmue was funded
3193[13:38:40] <Roosevelt_fon> My mood has been...
3194[13:38:43] <Roosevelt_fon> Lifted
3195[13:39:40] *Hiramas straps some solid rocket boosters on Roosevelt_fon%u2019s mood to lift it even higher*
3196[13:39:42] <Starnerf[work]> Maybe Ving Rhames is doing the voice?
3197[13:40:27] <Roosevelt_fon> A forklift would suffice
3198[13:40:36] <Starnerf[work]> Unless hey just let you pick your own voice
3199[13:40:38] <Starnerf[work]> they*
3200[13:40:44] <Starnerf[work]> or don't have voices at all
3201[13:41:24] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v DarkMorford
3202[13:42:10] <Aeryn> hnngggg
3203[13:42:16] <Aeryn> i hope these changes i'm reading about in gw2
3204[13:42:23] <Aeryn> are being patched in -today-
3205[13:42:32] <Aeryn> been waiting a long while for this ;o;
3206[13:42:52] <LambMower> Oh they're showing of Heart of Thorns at the PC conference btw Aer
3207[13:42:57] <Aeryn> now?
3208[13:43:03] <LambMower> No tonight
3209[13:43:06] <Aeryn> time?
3210[13:43:07] <Hiramas> i bought GW2 at launch and gave it up at lvl12, nothing in there that catched me
3211[13:43:10] <Aeryn> better be after 7pm
3212[13:43:20] <LambMower> It's at 2am for you
3213[13:43:26] <Aeryn> lvl 12 > nothing catched me
3214[13:43:31] <Aeryn> you can get level 12 in like.. 30 mins
3215[13:43:39] <Aeryn> do you expect me to beleive you actually experience the game
3216[13:44:04] <Hiramas> wait
3217[13:44:29] <Hiramas> it wasn%u2019t 12, that was the last char I tried, later. It was somewhere in the 20s and I took quite a while to get there
3218[13:44:59] <Aeryn> "The currencies have been added to the wallet. The conversion of items to currencies is automatic, but will require logging in each character who is carrying the items in their inventories: Geodes, Bandit Crests, Pristine Fractal Relics, WvW Tickets, Spirit Shards"
3219[13:45:02] <Aeryn> HNGGGGGGGG
3220[13:45:17] <Aeryn> this change is only saving like.. 8 slots of inv space, and about a couple in my bank.
3221[13:45:24] <Aeryn> Thank you Anet.
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3223[13:46:22] <Aeryn> Hiramas: You havdn't even leveled enough to even do things in the game, lol. Like the first Dungeon? Did you even try story quests? Jumping Puzzles? Did you try going for map completion?
3224[13:46:37] <Aeryn> There is plenty to to in the game if you let yourself enjoy it and get absorbed in it.
3225[13:47:02] <Aeryn> Then again, it's my baby. If you didn't enjoy it, then whatever man. :)
3226[13:47:29] <Aeryn> "Base attunement recharge reduced from 13s to 10s" <- I needed this. So badly.
3227[13:47:53] <Hiramas> I didn%u2019t judge the game, just said it wasn%u2019t for me.
3228[13:47:58] <LambMower> I dread the massive shit storm that's going to ripple through ARK when the development starts slowing down and they start hunkering down on polish
3229[13:48:09] <Aeryn> Although, of course. They've re-hauled all of the classes. I don't think any of my builds are viable anymore.
3230[13:48:13] <Aeryn> We'll see later.
3231[13:48:14] <LambMower> Because as always, people don't understand gave development
3232[13:48:27] <elcalen> I don't recall ever hearing the term 'jumping puzzles' mentioned in a positive context :P
3233[13:48:27] <Tyranic-Moron> like what happened with Minecraft and KSP
3234[13:48:38] <Aeryn> elcalen: They're actually fun.
3235[13:48:42] <Aeryn> Source: I completed them all.
3236[13:48:46] <Tyranic-Moron> I think they'll survive
3237[13:49:07] <SilentArc> most of them are fun, some of them are just annoying
3238[13:49:11] <Aeryn> Besides, it's a good thing to be able to to do them. And have a mesmer.
3239[13:49:14] <LB> I own a Dreamcast and never played Shenmue :\
3240[13:49:18] <Aeryn> Porting everyone to the end is satisfying.
3241[13:49:25] <LB> but it doesn't look greeeat. So I really have low expectations for Shenmue 3
3242[13:49:49] <DoctorGyarados> LB: I'm looking for some sailors
3243[13:49:50] <LB> I mean the dude posted a forklift truck as a teaser, come on
3244[13:49:52] <elcalen> I watched Ian play Shenmue. it was kind of a weird zen experience, but not a game I'd want to play myself.
3245[13:50:00] <Aeryn> SilentArc: Very! I'm looking at YOU Dark Reverie! D:<
3246[13:50:15] <LB> I watched Shenmue 1, but I only ever saw clips of 2. I don't know if it improved any
3247[13:50:19] <Aeryn> I like how that entire JP is pretty alright t do, until you get to the very last jump.
3248[13:50:31] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roo_fon2
3249[13:50:33] <LambMower> LB, Forklift Racing was a mini-game that basically everyone loved
3250[13:50:45] <LambMower> Because it was also ridiculous because it was forklift racing
3251[13:50:53] <Hiramas> LambMower: yeah, well, it%u2019s difficult. Game development is not a linear thing with artists and programmers and QA working on different things at different speeds and all. But even though I KNOW that it is like this, I am getting more and more salty at the SE devs for doing their minuscule patches.
3252[13:50:55] <LB> Wait, didn't you have to do actual dockwork?
3253[13:51:01] <SilentArc> Aeryn: do you spent a large amount of time porting people in EBG?
3254[13:51:14] <Aeryn> I haven't been in EB for aaaggeeessss.
3255[13:51:17] <Aeryn> I'm planning to.
3256[13:51:18] <DoctorGyarados> LB: You had a job, sure
3257[13:51:20] <Roo_fon2> Forklift racing was the only reason i watched ian's playthrough
3258[13:51:21] <lunik1> Isn't the forklift DLC for Sonic racing?
3259[13:51:23] <DoctorGyarados> but each day started with forklift racing
3260[13:51:24] <Aeryn> I have about ... 4 characters to get to level cap.
3261[13:51:32] <DoctorGyarados> and I don't think you even needed to do your job
3262[13:51:33] <Aeryn> I'm working on that, running in EotM
3263[13:51:36] <LB> again, I feel like a negative bastard, but there's nothing inspiring about this Gureilla game yet :\
3264[13:51:39] <DoctorGyarados> if you weren't wasting your money on gachapon
3265[13:52:02] <Hiramas> I don%u2019t go on forums and complain or bitch about the games. But that doesn%u2019t change that I feel anger about the slow pace sometimes. People just need to get better at keeping their feelings in check, but the internet is really not a place to teach that skill
3266[13:52:18] <Roo_fon2> Ooh typing of the dead dlc are on sale
3267[13:52:24] <LB> I guess this is another female protag though, that's nice
3268[13:52:27] <Roo_fon2> Yes pls
3269[13:52:29] <Kidror> I agree Hiarmas
3270[13:52:35] <henine> wait... did someone contentid noise in portal on twitch?
3271[13:52:45] <LB> I...I hate robots
3272[13:52:53] <Kidror> Most noticeable people who are content don't really comment about it, so it always looks like more people are angry
3273[13:52:55] <LB> They're starting to be up there with dragons for me
3274[13:53:08] <LB> I really do go off a game as soon as it has robots
3275[13:53:25] <LambMower> Mang, you'll just hate the future then :P
3276[13:53:26] <Tyranic-Moron> it sounds like you don't really like anything, LB :P
3277[13:53:53] <LB> I liked the original FFVII :(
3278[13:54:06] <Hiramas> Kidror sadly, there is also the other side, fanboys defending every game-breaking patch or bad move of the devs even from reasonable criticism  because %u201Eit%u2019s alpha%u201C or something
3279[13:54:16] <elcalen> I'm pretty sure FFVII had robots
3280[13:54:21] <Tyranic-Moron> also post AI apocalypse sounds like a sweet unexplored genre to me
3281[13:54:31] <LB> true, but they weren't the selling point
3282[13:54:39] <Roo_fon2> "Robots" is racist. They prefer "mechanical people"
3283[13:54:41] <LB> No, no, just to convince myyself that it's not all negativity, I did like the South Park trailer. And I liked...the graphics of the tomb raider trailer?
3284[13:54:44] <Starnerf[work]> Yeah, I'm really not feeling that Horizon game either
3285[13:55:00] <Hiramas> Tyranic-Moron: so, more Terminator?
3286[13:55:08] <Kidror> Theres that too yeah
3287[13:55:08] <LB> robot dinosaurs are basically combining my hatred of robots and dinosaurs
3288[13:55:14] <LB> and dragons
3289[13:55:21] <WokenClick> Y'all are obviously welcome to your own opinions and all that, but that was probably what excited me most. Awesome setting, cool idea, and best of all it is new IP
3290[13:55:25] <elcalen> I liked the aesthetics of Horizon, but need to know WAY more before I buy
3291[13:55:25] <Starnerf[work]> it feels like they wanted to make a tribal hunter-gatherer type game but didn't think it would sell enough so they made the aimals robots
3292[13:55:27] <Tyranic-Moron> all of those things are positives for me :P
3293[13:55:31] <Kidror> I'm very used to hearing people complain, it comes with the territory of liking Kingdom Hearts
3294[13:55:36] <LB> oh dear
3295[13:55:37] <Starnerf[work]> The robots just feel tacked-on
3296[13:55:52] <LB> Jeff Gerstmann is the most enthusiastic I've heard him be about it though, huh
3297[13:55:54] <Tyranic-Moron> the robots seemed core to the plot to me
3298[13:55:58] <Starnerf[work]> I think I'd prefer it if it were just tribal people hunting in a post-post apocalypse
3299[13:56:14] <LB> also Horizon Zero Dawn is a bad name
3300[13:56:27] <LB> What was the Ghost Recon subtitle?
3301[13:56:27] <lunik1> Robots gives you more creative freedom in the kind of stuff you can hunt, though
3302[13:56:31] <LB> Warlands or something?
3303[13:56:33] <WokenClick> They didn't feel tacked on at all to me, they were integrated really well into the world. But yea, bad name.
3304[13:56:41] <lunik1> LB: I agree with that
3305[13:56:58] <lunik1> Warfighter? =p
3306[13:57:08] <Tyranic-Moron> Battleplace
3307[13:57:09] <LB> Whatever this next trailer is has some baaad animation
3308[13:57:21] <LB> warshadows: redemption
3309[13:57:29] <WokenClick> LB are you watching the sony presser? Do you have a link? My friend missed it.
3310[13:57:34] <LB> no, no, Dark WarShadows
3311[13:57:47] <LB> It's got Giant Bomb talking over it, WokenClick, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqF4nc0_chk
3312[13:57:47] <PyMoronBot> Giant Bomb Talks Over the Sony E3 2015 Press Conference 14| 02:41:06 14| Giant Bomb 14| Giant Bomb continues to rudely talk over E3 press conferences. This time, it%u2019s Sony.
3313[13:57:54] <WokenClick> Ah, thanks.
3314[13:58:04] <Tyranic-Moron> Dark WarShadows: Uprising
3315[13:58:06] <LB> Oh yeah, the bad animation game was Hitman. He's looking a lot younger these days
3316[13:58:07] <Starnerf[work]> I think IGN has conference VODs
3317[13:58:11] <LB> Uprising, hahhh
3318[13:58:20] <LB> If there's ever been a name that connotates a 7/10
3319[13:58:36] <elcalen> WokenClick: here's a link: https://youtu.be/sHK1u3VQDog
3320[13:58:37] <PyMoronBot> PlayStation E3 EXPERIENCE - 2015 Press Conference - US English 14| 01:49:25 14| PlayStation 14| Watch the PlayStation E3 Experience 2015 Press Conference live from LA Memorial Sports Arena. For more news and information on E3 2015 visit ...
3321[13:58:49] <WokenClick> Thanks!
3322[13:59:01] <Kidror> My hopes for the Nintendo conference is pretty high right now
3323[13:59:06] *BillThePhon is at work today :(*
3324[13:59:16] <Tyranic-Moron> I'm hoping for Zelda release date
3325[13:59:17] <LB> Street Fighter V sure looks like SF4...
3326[13:59:25] <Kidror> I have to sleep through them sadly :(
3327[13:59:25] <BillThePhon> Think we see someone playing Zelda?
3328[13:59:39] <LB> I am curious about Zelda. Not sure what else is expected from Ninty still
3329[13:59:46] <Kidror> If theres nothing about the new zelda I'll be really surprised
3330[13:59:48] <Kite> LB more like Street Five'or'Four :P
3331[14:00:06] <LB> I still don't have a Wii so I'm probably not going to watch the Ninty conference
3332[14:00:09] <WokenClick> It definitely piqued my interest last year
3333[14:00:14] <Tyranic-Moron> I'll probs be at work when it starts though
3334[14:00:22] <LB> You're not at work now?
3335[14:00:22] <WokenClick> in like 2 hours right?
3336[14:00:32] <elcalen> for the first time I actually have a nintendo device :P
3337[14:00:33] <Tyranic-Moron> *still
3338[14:00:34] <Starnerf[work]> exactly 2 hours
3339[14:00:37] <LB> Oh, is this No Man's Sky time?
3340[14:00:39] <LB> Huh
3341[14:00:56] <LB> it's immediately Weird
3342[14:01:42] <LB> it sure looks like a video game...
3343[14:02:08] <Kite> Is this Nomansky's Dune? Kappa
3344[14:02:10] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dicey
3345[14:02:23] <LB> Ooh, you fast travel between solar systems then? No dark space?
3346[14:02:29] <Dicey> Meow
3347[14:02:29] *Hubbot points at Dicey, "MEHBEH KITTEH?"*
3348[14:03:00] <Starnerf[work]> It's all about the procedural planet generation
3349[14:03:06] <LB> we're trying to get to the centre of the galaxy?
3350[14:03:07] <BillThePhon> Yeah
3351[14:03:16] <Tyranic-Moron> and procedural everything generation
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3353[14:03:22] <HubbeKing> ablerp
3354[14:03:24] <Starnerf[work]> I predict it will get very repetitive very soon
3355[14:03:25] <BillThePhon> I don't know the real objective
3356[14:03:31] <LB> Has procedural generation ever been...good?
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3358[14:03:38] <BillThePhon> Minecraft
3359[14:03:40] <Starnerf[work]> if the scale they showed is at all accurate
3360[14:03:50] <LambMower> Procedural generation is used by a shitton of things
3361[14:03:54] <LambMower> It's not a novel concept
3362[14:03:55] <Kidror> Minecraft itself is good, but the procedural generation isn't amazing
3363[14:04:06] <Aeryn> mmmmmmm
3364[14:04:16] <BillThePhon> Yeah
3365[14:04:17] <Kidror> I think procedural generation in itself is fairly average for gameplay
3366[14:04:20] <Aeryn> breakfast, medication, pop the rubbish out, and then i play some more gw2
3367[14:04:31] <LB> Okay, flying into a planet was actually pretty great
3368[14:04:32] <Kidror> like it gives you new things to explore/play through, but they can't really create a new experience
3369[14:04:33] <Aeryn> also, my tootsies are cold
3370[14:04:47] <LB> I always wanted a sci-fi movie to a zoom in or out from atmosphere
3371[14:04:59] <Starnerf[work]> Battlefront was supposed to let you do that
3372[14:05:06] <Starnerf[work]> before they made in atmo-only
3373[14:05:13] <LB> destructability looks silly but is technically coo....
3374[14:05:14] <Starnerf[work]> it*
3375[14:05:15] <LambMower> The original Battlefront 3 that got scrapped, yes
3376[14:05:21] <BillThePhon> Hopefully they add space combat
3377[14:05:23] <LB> Star Wars, you mean?
3378[14:05:27] <Starnerf[work]> yeah
3379[14:05:36] <LB> (I guess that's the only one that's front...)
3380[14:05:37] <BillThePhon> They have the x-wing and tie fighter models
3381[14:05:46] <BillThePhon> And cockpit views
3382[14:05:52] <Starnerf[work]> back in the leaked gameplay video they had movement between atmo adn space combat
3383[14:06:23] <Kidror> I just want a game thats a cross between Civ and Mount and Blade
3384[14:06:45] <Noy2222> WA's not that smart http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=who%27s+on+first%3F
3385[14:06:46] <PyMoronBot> who's on first? - Wolfram|Alpha (at www.wolframalpha.com)
3386[14:06:49] <Starnerf[work]> Civ with deep combat?
3387[14:06:52] <LambMower> ohohoh
3388[14:07:01] <Kidror> Civ with deep combat, and greater politics
3389[14:07:02] <LambMower> I wonder if PC Con will have M&B2 footage
3390[14:07:14] <Kidror> Because oh boy does politics style stuff in games get me going
3391[14:07:32] <Tyranic-Moron> who's hosting the PC presentation anyway? Is it a stage presentation?
3392[14:07:35] <LB> I have serious doubts about No Man's Sky but I must confess, that did give me some sense of hope and inspiration
3393[14:07:41] <LB> PC presentation?
3394[14:07:43] <LambMower> Tyranic-Moron, PCGamer
3395[14:07:44] *Starnerf[work] hasn't actually played more than a half hour of M&B*
3396[14:07:52] <LambMower> It's PCGamer sponsored by AMD
3397[14:07:56] <LB> huh
3398[14:07:59] <LambMower> And they have a ton of studios
3399[14:08:01] <WokenClick> I have yet to find anywhere that is being streamed, is PCGamer on their own twitch or anything?
3400[14:08:02] <Starnerf[work]> AMD's going to reveal their new cards
3401[14:08:20] <LambMower> PCGamer will be streamed on the official twitch
3402[14:08:30] <Tyranic-Moron> and presumably youtube
3403[14:08:39] <LB> Ohh hey, the LittleBigPlanet guys...
3404[14:08:44] <Starnerf[work]> And IGN and Gamespot
3405[14:08:44] <Tyranic-Moron> youtube.com/e3
3406[14:08:51] <Starnerf[work]> Yeah, their new game is weird, LB
3407[14:08:57] <LB> I thought it might be
3408[14:09:02] <Tyranic-Moron> if it is a game at all
3409[14:09:06] <Tyranic-Moron> still very unclear
3410[14:09:10] <LB> oh god, this guy is talking about it almost as pretentiously as that guy from the EA thing...
3411[14:09:12] <Starnerf[work]> their new "thing"
3412[14:09:21] <LB> SHOW THE GAME
3413[14:09:25] <Starnerf[work]> "experience"
3414[14:09:26] <LB> stop talking about metaphysical concepts!
3415[14:09:30] <lunik1> the new interactive experience
3416[14:09:37] <LB> Starnerf: oh my god, they need to not say that word
3417[14:09:40] <LB> ever again
3418[14:09:44] <LB> it drives me crazy
3419[14:09:50] <LB> every single conference
3420[14:09:57] <Starnerf[work]> it's a useful word
3421[14:10:03] <Tyranic-Moron> better word than game
3422[14:10:12] <lunik1> "groundbreaking interactive experience"
3423[14:10:13] <Tyranic-Moron> for a lot of things
3424[14:10:16] <LB> but but they ARE games!
3425[14:10:24] <Starnerf[work]> not all of them
3426[14:10:31] <LB> I've described games as experiences, like for some reason Alan Wake...
3427[14:10:38] <Starnerf[work]> unless you're one of those people who think that interacting with something makes it a game
3428[14:10:40] <LB> but you can't call EVERY one that
3429[14:10:56] <LB> Life is Strange was an Experience
3430[14:11:02] <Kidror> Experience our brand new experience, to do this we used our experience from [Previous Game] and analysed all of your experiences with our beta for [Cancelled Game]
3431[14:11:03] <LB> Call of Battlefield was not
3432[14:11:06] <LB> hahh
3433[14:11:09] <Starnerf[work]> I was thinking more along the lines of Dear Esther
3434[14:11:20] <Starnerf[work]> where you don't really do anything aside from experience it
3435[14:11:41] <Tyranic-Moron> or a modelling program like ZBrush in this case
3436[14:11:47] <Starnerf[work]> Dream seems more like a tool
3437[14:11:51] <Starnerf[work]> yeah, like that
3438[14:11:54] <LB> if you've spent five minutes introducing your game and then a video starts and commentators still don't know what your game actually is...
3439[14:12:23] <Kidror> Yeah I have no idea who they're trying to sell their games too
3440[14:12:24] <Kidror> to*
3441[14:12:26] <Starnerf[work]> Maybe MM just really wants to make modeling software
3442[14:12:31] <lunik1> I'm not sure if anyone knows what it actually is
3443[14:12:37] <LB> that's silly
3444[14:12:42] <Kidror> The worst thing is when theyre talking about a previously announced thing
3445[14:12:50] <Tyranic-Moron> it seems like it could be used to make games? or they might just all be movie clips
3446[14:12:53] <LB> and the crowd goes wild?!
3447[14:12:55] <Tyranic-Moron> who knows
3448[14:12:58] <Kidror> Dont introduce something you announced last e3, show us the thing
3449[14:13:29] <WokenClick> Hmm, when is the PC gamer? I don't see it on the twitch schedule
3450[14:13:40] <LambMower> 1am GMT
3451[14:13:51] <LambMower> 1.00 In real time, none of that AM/PM crap
3452[14:14:00] <LB> I heard Dontnod (the Life is Strange people) were doing a Q&A for E3 on the 18th... would that be part of the PC thang?
3453[14:14:04] <Dicey> Unravel looked cool.
3454[14:14:24] <Kidror> I dont know what Unravel is
3455[14:14:31] <Kidror> I just know that people think the guy is/was cute
3456[14:14:35] <WokenClick> Hrm, thats like 6PM here, and it isn't on twitch's list
3457[14:14:41] <Dicey> It is this puzzle game using yarn
3458[14:14:48] <Starnerf[work]> The PC thing is today
3459[14:14:49] <LambMower> Unravel was the game that won everybody's heart
3460[14:14:52] <Tyranic-Moron> a platformer that will make you have feels
3461[14:14:58] <Dicey> And yeah, the presenter was super nervous
3462[14:15:03] <Starnerf[work]> so DOntnod's thing is probably just like a Q&A at their booth
3463[14:15:07] <LB> he was nervous and sympathetic, but he was super pretentious and eh
3464[14:15:08] <Kidror> What platform (har!) is it for?
3465[14:15:10] <LB> Starnerf[work], aww
3466[14:15:16] <LambMower> How the fuck was he pretentious?
3467[14:15:18] <LB> Firewatch was WAY too quick a trailer, but could potentially be good
3468[14:15:36] <LB> dude literally spent five minutes talking about how yarn represented love through lifetimes or some bullshit
3469[14:15:42] <LB> just show your stupid fucking platformer
3470[14:15:46] <Tyranic-Moron> well, one simple thing to ask: what's your opinion of Gone Home, LB?
3471[14:15:51] <LambMower> How is that pretentious?
3472[14:15:55] <Dicey> He was trying to explain why he made the game
3473[14:16:04] <LambMower> He wanted to explain what the game meant to him and his studio and why they made the game
3474[14:16:07] <LB> The part where he was talking about playing with the yarn was fine
3475[14:16:20] <LB> but when he was talking about what it "represents" before you've even seen it? ugh
3476[14:16:24] <Starnerf[work]> That's where I know that guy's voice from
3477[14:16:35] <Starnerf[work]> He's the actor who plays Harry Crane on Mad Men
3478[14:16:37] <LB> You don't see a director announcing his film going "THIS IS TRUE ART THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL"
3479[14:16:45] <LB> TM: I liked it.
3480[14:16:48] <LambMower> Uh, yes you do?
3481[14:16:51] <LambMower> Thats what like all directors do
3482[14:16:52] <Dicey> Uwe Boll LB
3483[14:16:55] <LB> ...I would call it an "experience"
3484[14:17:05] <LB> Dicey: not director in quotation marks!
3485[14:17:08] <LambMower> Sounds more like you're abusing the word pretentious
3486[14:17:12] <Dicey> ^
3487[14:17:29] <LB> I think it was the definition of pretension
3488[14:17:37] <LB> you made a cute platformer about yarn and to you it has some emotional meaning
3489[14:17:42] <WokenClick> gah, I have opinions about these things but my coworkers are talking about old 90s bands so my attention is divided
3490[14:17:50] <LB> don't come out before anyone has even seen it to tell us how deep and meaningful it is
3491[14:18:02] <Starnerf[work]> "a claim to importance or meaning"
3492[14:18:08] <LambMower> So he is pretentious because he told everybody what the game meant to him?
3493[14:18:13] <Starnerf[work]> so yeah, dictionary definition of pretension
3494[14:18:15] <LambMower> to >him<
3495[14:18:36] <Starnerf[work]> not that it's necessarily a bad thing
3496[14:19:03] <LB> Again, that part is fine, but he didn't say it represents love and life and blah blah TO HIM, the personal part was about playing with yarn with his family or whatever. The part before that was the pretentious bullshit
3497[14:19:16] <WokenClick> the entire point of e3 is to sell your game? What would you rather he come out and say? or should he not come out at all?
3498[14:19:33] <Starnerf[work]> He did seem like he wasn't really ready to be on stage
3499[14:19:42] <LB> it's like how EA had that lady come out and talk all seriously about a future with no civil liberties and you're like "yeah that's a nice backdrop for your game about sicknasty parkour and punching corporate swat teams in the face"
3500[14:20:01] <LB> I'd have them just show the games
3501[14:20:03] <Tyranic-Moron> I dunno, I think being nervous worked for that presentation
3502[14:20:06] <LambMower> This just in: Never explain your game ever at a presentatoin about the your game
3503[14:20:14] <LambMower> about your game*
3504[14:20:18] <Starnerf[work]> or just show the game first
3505[14:20:22] <LB> again, no issues with his nervous monologue about how he came up with the idea
3506[14:20:24] <Starnerf[work]> then talk about it
3507[14:20:29] <LB> that too
3508[14:20:44] <LambMower> I don't see how it matters in the fucking slightest if they explain it after or before
3509[14:20:49] <LB> But the trailer should be what sells your game, not you coming out and going "no seriously guys this game is just awesome and it's going to be so great"
3510[14:20:52] <LambMower> It's gonna be the same fucking explanation
3511[14:20:59] <Starnerf[work]> You seem personally offended by this, Lamb
3512[14:21:15] <LambMower> Yeah, because LB is being a cynical arsehole like basically always
3513[14:21:19] <LB> ;D
3514[14:21:23] <Kidror> Boop
3515[14:21:23] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://i.imgur.com/3b2lSjd.gif
3516[14:21:27] *Anubis169|w0rkthing bounces in*
3517[14:21:32] <Kidror> Can everyone just look at the cute picture for a few minutes
3518[14:21:41] <Starnerf[work]> Is it about yarn?
3519[14:21:53] <LB> Speaking of cyncism...Destiny...
3520[14:21:57] *Tyranic-Moron notes down "yarn boops"*
3521[14:22:05] <WokenClick> hmm, I wonder if they will show any more of xcom...
3522[14:22:06] <Starnerf[work]> And everyone knows yarn is Nintendo's turf anyway
3523[14:22:13] <LambMower> WokenClick, they already did
3524[14:22:20] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> xcom?
3525[14:22:21] <LambMower> IGN showed gameplay on their stream
3526[14:22:24] <Kidror> The real question is who gets a yarn game next after Yoshi
3527[14:22:27] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> there's going to be another xcom? o.O
3528[14:22:31] <WokenClick> yes, I mean more. Like of the base stuff, and the between missions stuff
3529[14:22:33] <Kidror> My best is Bowser
3530[14:22:36] <Tyranic-Moron> uh, yeah? XCom 2?
3531[14:22:37] <Kidror> best bet*
3532[14:22:39] <LambMower> How did you miss that there's an XCOM 2, Anubis?
3533[14:22:48] <LB> moooore
3534[14:22:49] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> no idea
3535[14:22:50] <Aeryn> beo
3536[14:22:51] <lunik1> Kidror: F-Zero
3537[14:22:52] <Aeryn> bro*
3538[14:22:54] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> but they need better names
3539[14:22:55] <Dicey> Was announced two weeks ago
3540[14:22:57] <Aeryn> even i knew there was an xcom2
3541[14:23:01] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> instead of just numerical iterations o.o
3542[14:23:02] <Aeryn> thats like
3543[14:23:05] <Aeryn> a new level of behind
3544[14:23:08] <Aeryn> being behind aeryn
3545[14:23:09] <WokenClick> It looks really good IMO, it;s just like more of the same but different enough to be a sequel
3546[14:23:10] <Kidror> lunik1: >Implying that F-Zero exists outside of Mario kart dlc and Smash bros
3547[14:23:17] <LB> What are people's take on AC: Syndicate?
3548[14:23:29] <Kidror> The same take I have on everything AC
3549[14:23:32] *Kidror ollies outie*
3550[14:23:39] <HubbeKing> From this image, I take it Sony didn't announce ANYTHING for the Vita? http://i.imgur.com/4Gc2Rgx.jpg
3551[14:23:40] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 550x367 14| Size: 22kb 14| Views: 57,706
3552[14:23:42] <Aeryn> LB: It's in london. Cool.
3553[14:23:45] <Tyranic-Moron> I have a deep need for more F-Zero
3554[14:23:46] <Aeryn> That's pretty much it.
3555[14:23:51] <lunik1> Kidror: feelsbadman
3556[14:23:54] <Tyranic-Moron> I hope it isn't gone forever
3557[14:23:58] <Dicey> They did Hubbe
3558[14:24:03] <Kidror> We can all hope Tyranic
3559[14:24:09] <Aeryn> Just like the previous game, really. "It's in france. Cool."
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3561[14:24:11] <Starnerf[work]> Sony announced some stuff for PS4 AND Vita, but they didn't spend any time on the Vita by itself
3562[14:24:14] <Dicey> There was about a 3-4 minute long sizzle real of Vita stuff
3563[14:24:16] <Starnerf[work]> It got a highlight reel near the end
3564[14:24:21] <LB> yeeeah that sure looks like Assassin's Creed
3565[14:24:23] <Dicey> reel*
3566[14:24:32] <Kidror> I gave up on AC after finishing 3
3567[14:24:34] <Aeryn> ooooo
3568[14:24:37] <Aeryn> what are they annoucing now
3569[14:24:41] <Roo_fon2> Anubis169|w0rkthing: xcom2, fallout 4, and desert bus all in november
3570[14:24:42] <Aeryn> c'mon
3571[14:24:44] <LB> There's something about video game trailer combat...it all looks kinda the same
3572[14:24:52] <LB> you notice a protagonist never ever gets hit in a trailer?
3573[14:25:01] <WokenClick> black flag was good, but it wasn't an AC game. I think I am one of the 1% that actually liked the modern half of the story as well, which they totally went away from
3574[14:25:02] <Dicey> The kicktraq for Shenmue is amusing
3575[14:25:07] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> i know about fallout 4, dishonored 2, and dark souls 3
3576[14:25:08] <LB> there's no messiness, everything is a clean deflection or hit
3577[14:25:12] <Aeryn> ..it's ...
3578[14:25:13] <Roo_fon2> It's going to be a rough month for some of us
3579[14:25:26] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> about the win10 app and the software emulator for bones
3580[14:25:27] <LB> and they all do that slow motion THEN FAST thing
3581[14:25:28] <Starnerf[work]> Bethesda's conference had Doomguy getting beaten to death with his own arms
3582[14:25:32] <Kidror> I was heavily into the AC series for the lore and story but it sort of just died in favour of more games and profits
3583[14:25:34] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> and doom
3584[14:25:36] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> that's about it
3585[14:25:37] <ekimekim> WokenClick: me also. i suspect alot of people liked the modern meta-plot but others were disproportionally vocal about hating it
3586[14:25:37] <LB> like 300 was near ten years ago, right?
3587[14:25:39] <Tyranic-Moron> Last Guardian, Shenmue 3, FF7 remake
3588[14:25:49] <Starnerf[work]> 300 came out in 2005, yes
3589[14:25:50] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> ah, those too
3590[14:25:56] <Aeryn> yooo, what is this
3591[14:25:57] <Dicey> We didn't get a Last Guardian release date
3592[14:26:04] <Tyranic-Moron> we got a year though
3593[14:26:07] <Tyranic-Moron> I think
3594[14:26:07] <ekimekim> yeah, i loved the lore in AC2
3595[14:26:19] <Starnerf[work]> iirc they said 2016 for LG
3596[14:26:21] <WokenClick> it is settled then. Me, Ekim, and Kidror are going to go force Ubi to take 3 years off of releasing AC games to make an actual good one with story again
3597[14:26:22] <LB> uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
3598[14:26:24] <ekimekim> in fact, i loved AC2 in general
3599[14:26:29] <Dicey> Ahh yes 2016
3600[14:26:34] <Kidror> Can we get them to retcon AC 3 onwards
3601[14:26:35] <LB> We're getting into FF. MAXIMUM CYNICISM
3602[14:26:39] <Aeryn> yo
3603[14:26:42] <Aeryn> leave the squeenix
3604[14:26:43] <WokenClick> Brotherhood is one of my favorite games ever, so yea
3605[14:26:44] <Aeryn> until later
3606[14:26:45] <Aeryn> ok??
3607[14:26:47] <Kidror> I was really annoyed when the game that was supposed to be the climax didn't be a climax
3608[14:26:48] <Aeryn> 6pm
3609[14:26:58] <Dicey> Ok
3610[14:27:06] <Starnerf[work]> But it was so adorable, Kidror
3611[14:27:06] <Dicey> So how about Horizon?
3612[14:27:10] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> LB: One day you're going to become so cynical you'll go full circle back around to hopeful trusting again
3613[14:27:14] <Aeryn> also in advance
3614[14:27:18] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> :P
3615[14:27:20] <Aeryn> while i'm watching the sqeenix slot
3616[14:27:21] <Starnerf[work]> Horizon was also 2016, I think
3617[14:27:22] <Wildy> ekimekim: I found the modern meta-plot to be a rather good framing device
3618[14:27:23] <Tyranic-Moron> AC4 is the best pirate sim ever made
3619[14:27:26] <Aeryn> i -will- fangirl over EVERYTHING
3620[14:27:28] <Aeryn> you have been warned
3621[14:27:30] <Tyranic-Moron> but I'd agree it's not really AC
3622[14:27:30] <WokenClick> Yes, but it isn't really an AC game
3623[14:27:32] <Dicey> I mean the game not the release date
3624[14:27:34] <Kidror> Square enix has done nothing wrong until they don't show us anything related to KH3
3625[14:27:36] <Starnerf[work]> oh
3626[14:27:38] <Starnerf[work]> meh
3627[14:27:40] <Wildy> And then they started a new one in AC4 and then abandoned it immediately
3628[14:27:41] <Kidror> Then I get sad until Japanese cons
3629[14:27:42] <LB> Anubis169, if anything was going to do it, it will be the stupid FFVII thing
3630[14:27:57] <Tyranic-Moron> Dicey: looked really good to me
3631[14:27:58] <LB> AC4 was the best AC I played, but I hate how it broke it's gameplay down to being a straight up checklist
3632[14:28:06] <LB> oh nooooo
3633[14:28:07] <Tyranic-Moron> I am totally down for the implied plot
3634[14:28:09] <LB> the buildup....
3635[14:28:26] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> i'm hopeful about the ff7 remake
3636[14:28:27] <WokenClick> I was so hopeful in 4 when the two sidekicks were there undecover, but they did nothing with them
3637[14:28:29] <LB> This trailer is still so weird too
3638[14:28:37] <Kidror> Part of me is still praying for BBS Volume 2
3639[14:28:40] <Kidror> I KNOW it won't happen
3640[14:28:42] <Kidror> but maybe
3641[14:28:44] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> as long as they don't make it friggin' openworld like ff12/15 i'm good
3642[14:28:45] <LB> they're showing all sorts of Advent Children era stuff to start with it
3643[14:28:53] <LB> then these weird techno SWAT teams...
3644[14:29:07] <Aeryn> but ff12 was so good
3645[14:29:11] <Aeryn> the open world in ff12 was the best part
3646[14:29:13] <LB> and the Steve Blummy monologue that doesn't seem to mean anything?
3647[14:29:17] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> yeah but that was 12's thing
3648[14:29:22] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> it suited it
3649[14:29:35] <LB> Barret's gun looks weird
3650[14:29:35] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> i couldn't do that simulated mmo balls outside of 12
3651[14:29:36] <Kidror> I think square needs to take a break from final fantasy games for a little bit
3652[14:29:46] <Tyranic-Moron> https://twitter.com/Lambmower/status/610816436127272960
3653[14:29:47] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/16 07:28] @JimSterling: #E32015 Prediction: Reggie sings a note in an unknown key. All amiibo in world crack open, reveal parasitic squids. We're ALL squids now.
3654[14:29:50] <LB> and the audience goes insaaaaaaaaaaane
3655[14:30:06] <LB> because woo, 18 year old game fucked up by a company technically and artistically incapable of doing it justice
3656[14:30:23] <Tyranic-Moron> I think Square needs to make more FF Tactics
3657[14:30:27] <LB> and the dude on stage pissing himself
3658[14:30:30] <Kidror> Slam agree Tyranic
3659[14:30:34] <WokenClick> Hey LB, what was the last thing that made you happy? Cause I have yet to see a single person upset that they are remaking FF7...
3660[14:30:46] <LB> There's a few of us out there
3661[14:30:51] <Kidror> Learning of the heat death of the universe Woken
3662[14:30:52] <Didero> So when's the next conference?
3663[14:30:53] <Starnerf[work]> I'm pretty meh on a FF7 remake
3664[14:30:56] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> at the risk of sounding a little forward
3665[14:31:01] <Aeryn> it's pretty meh on it as well
3666[14:31:01] <Starnerf[work]> 90 minutes
3667[14:31:02] <Kidror> an hour and a half I think Dideo
3668[14:31:04] <Aeryn> but i will still grab it
3669[14:31:05] <Kidror> Nintendo
3670[14:31:06] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> LB: who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
3671[14:31:07] <WokenClick> meh, fine. But actively upset?
3672[14:31:08] <Aeryn> and enjoy it, most likely
3673[14:31:17] <Didero> Right, thanks
3674[14:31:31] <Kidror> I'm really annoyed that I can't stay up to watch it
3675[14:31:32] <LB> Square Enix did!
3676[14:31:43] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> no diverting :P
3677[14:31:51] <Aeryn> yyee
3678[14:31:54] <Aeryn> Ninty in 30mins
3679[14:31:59] <Aeryn> it's 1h 30mins long
3680[14:32:02] <MasterCheese> Watching last week's Watch and Play. This gonna be good
3681[14:32:04] <Aeryn> but the sqeenix conf starts at 6
3682[14:32:08] <WokenClick> Oh god MC
3683[14:32:13] <Kidror> Someone please telepathically stream nintendo and squares conferences into my dreams
3684[14:32:14] <Kidror> kthnx
3685[14:32:16] <Aeryn> or something? id on't know
3686[14:32:17] <LB> WokenClick, like I said, most positive takeaways from all of E3 so far were The South Park trailer was funny and Tomb Raider is pretty
3687[14:32:21] <Aeryn> i think i got that wrong
3688[14:32:22] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> MasterCheese: which one was that?
3689[14:32:23] <LB> (the game, not Lara)
3690[14:32:25] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> Beej's one?
3691[14:32:26] <Starnerf[work]> Nintendo is in 90 minutes
3692[14:32:31] <Starnerf[work]> SE is one hour after
3693[14:32:32] <MasterCheese> It's started with Dark Shadows: Army of Evil
3694[14:32:35] <Aeryn> yeah
3695[14:32:36] <Aeryn> 5pm
3696[14:32:38] <Aeryn> onwards
3697[14:32:40] <Aeryn> right Starnerf[work] ?
3698[14:32:41] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> oh sweet jebus
3699[14:32:45] <Starnerf[work]> then PC way later
3700[14:32:47] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> enjoy, that was amazing
3701[14:32:48] <Tyranic-Moron> that last hour
3702[14:32:50] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> :D
3703[14:32:51] <Aeryn> oh i'm ahead of myself it's barely 4pm
3704[14:32:54] <Tyranic-Moron> best W+P ever
3705[14:32:55] <LB> Wait, MasterCheese is that title a play on our fake generic game name in here?
3706[14:32:59] *Busser694204 boops Anubis169|w0rkthing*
3707[14:33:00] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://i.imgur.com/LXFYmPU.gif
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3709[14:33:09] <sir_jack> :P
3710[14:33:13] *Anubis169|w0rkthing counterboops*
3711[14:33:15] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> 'sup
3712[14:33:19] <sir_jack> eyy
3713[14:33:22] <sir_jack> not too much
3714[14:33:27] <LB> Oh hey, they threw a Vita montage in there
3715[14:33:30] <sir_jack> waiting for E3 streams
3716[14:33:48] <Tyranic-Moron> hmmm
3717[14:33:52] <Tyranic-Moron> not sure if want http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/06/16/castle-crashers-remastered-pc/
3718[14:33:54] <PyMoronBot> Castle Crashers Remastered Announced | Rock, Paper, Shotgun (at www.rockpapershotgun.com)
3719[14:33:57] <LB> Mother Russia Bleeds might be the best game title this E3?
3720[14:33:58] <Starnerf[work]> Maybe I'm just burned out on gaming, but I haven't been very interested in anything that's been shown so far aside from Fallout
3721[14:34:06] <sir_jack> LB: I think so
3722[14:34:12] <MasterCheese> Dishonored 2, bby
3723[14:34:15] <LB> Starnerf[work], I wasn't even interested in that >_<
3724[14:34:17] <Tyranic-Moron> I've been interested in so very much
3725[14:34:33] <Tyranic-Moron> nearly all of Sony's for instance
3726[14:34:35] <LB> MasterCheese, I'm excited by the announcement and the female protag, but the Darkness tentacles and robots in that trailer have me worried
3727[14:34:39] <Kidror> My hopes are Legend of Zelda: The Train of Hype, Pokemon: Everything you always wanted, with Hard Mode. Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon, We didn't screw up this time! Mario Galaxy: The sequeling
3728[14:34:40] <PyMoronBot> Portable Atrocities! Must be encapsulated en masse!
3729[14:34:40] <Starnerf[work]> Yeah, Dishonored 2 is nice, but I didn't feel like the first one needed a sequel
3730[14:34:45] <Tyranic-Moron> also of note, no sports in Sony's presentation
3731[14:34:51] <sir_jack> Kidror: LAWL
3732[14:34:58] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> lol
3733[14:34:59] <Kidror> Were there any in EAs presentation
3734[14:35:04] <BillThePhon> Haha
3735[14:35:05] <Starnerf[work]> I'm pretty sure that's why EA has a conference
3736[14:35:09] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> Kidror: yes
3737[14:35:11] <WokenClick> "needed a sequel" hah your runny Star
3738[14:35:11] <sir_jack> Tyranic-Moron: aww, I wanted Sportsball 2016
3739[14:35:12] <Kidror> Whew
3740[14:35:14] <BillThePhon> Fuckin Pele
3741[14:35:15] <WokenClick> funny*
3742[14:35:16] <Tyranic-Moron> you missed off Pokemon Snap Kidror
3743[14:35:19] <Starnerf[work]> because nobody wanted the sports in their conferences anymore
3744[14:35:21] <LB> Dishonored was mechanically sound but I kind of hated the story and the world. And it was weird that they didn't do anything with The Outsider
3745[14:35:27] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> EA's conference was 90% "LOOK WE HAVE SPOOOOOOORTSBAAAALL!!!!"
3746[14:35:28] <LB> (Who I guess was some kind of cosmic whale god?)
3747[14:35:35] <sir_jack> Anubis169|w0rkthing: hee
3748[14:35:36] <Kidror> I hadn't heard about any sports games yet and I panicked that the universe might have broken
3749[14:35:40] <BillThePhon> EA's conference was poo
3750[14:35:50] <sir_jack> Anubis169|w0rkthing: and Battlefield: Star Wars
3751[14:35:53] <LB> but i am hella tempted to get Dishonoured on Steam so I can blink around and have fun timz
3752[14:35:54] <Kidror> Oh yeah that too Pokemon Snap: The Snappening
3753[14:35:57] <BillThePhon> Besides the mirror's edge bit
3754[14:36:14] <WokenClick> EA had mass effect and Battlefront: StarWars, so it was fine by me
3755[14:36:15] <LB> Shenmue 3 trailer is pretty trippy indeed
3756[14:36:28] <Tyranic-Moron> Mass Effeeeect
3757[14:36:33] <BillThePhon> Dishonored is my favorite 3D stealth game
3758[14:36:34] <Tyranic-Moron> gimme gimme
3759[14:36:42] <Kidror> Mario Side Character Game #343
3760[14:36:44] <LB> The Mass Effect trailer was just CG and didn't give anything away except more shooting and...a johnny cash song? Battlefront did look pretty slick and impressive though
3761[14:36:51] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> star in our reasonably priced forklift
3762[14:36:52] <Starnerf[work]> I actually missed the ME part
3763[14:36:53] <BillThePhon> Not sure how you travel to another galaxy.
3764[14:37:01] <Starnerf[work]> I should rewatch that one
3765[14:37:05] <LB> i dunno i just liked mass effect for the story, the choices and the characters, and not just the shooty bang bang
3766[14:37:07] <BillThePhon> Esp. When all the mass gates are dead
3767[14:37:08] <WokenClick> yea, mass effect isn't coming out until 2016, so I'm not suprised they didn't show gameplay yet
3768[14:37:18] <ekimekim> LB: you and everyone else
3769[14:37:21] <Tyranic-Moron> well trailers never show conversation trees LB
3770[14:37:22] <BillThePhon> See mass relays
3771[14:37:25] <ekimekim> no idea why that game even has shooting
3772[14:37:28] <LB> They should!
3773[14:37:29] <Starnerf[work]> Which is why the first one was the best
3774[14:37:33] <Tyranic-Moron> it won't be all shootsmans
3775[14:37:42] <LB> We got to see the worsened dialogue trees of FO4 >_<
3776[14:37:54] <Kidror> Im assuming the nintendo will also be announcing the Year of Wario, so basically hudnreds of wario wares
3777[14:37:58] <Starnerf[work]> We saw some of them
3778[14:38:01] <BillThePhon> Yeah, only 4 options at once
3779[14:38:07] <WokenClick> year of yoshi!
3780[14:38:19] <BillThePhon> And shorter descriptions of what you'll say
3781[14:38:24] <LB> but also like one word options that don't really make it clear what your voiced man will say
3782[14:38:27] <LB> yeah
3783[14:38:42] <Dicey> Ancestors could be interesting
3784[14:38:44] <LB> and the dialogue with the vault man was real...sketchy
3785[14:38:51] <Kidror> Yoshi World, ts just a copy of the Jurassic World game but with Yoshi instead of dinosaurs
3786[14:39:00] <lunik1> Kidror: Followed by a year of Waluigi?
3787[14:39:01] <Tyranic-Moron> yeah "get food" being confused didn't match at all for me
3788[14:39:09] <Kidror> lunik1: Waah!
3789[14:39:11] <Tyranic-Moron> but shrug
3790[14:39:15] <LB> guys I'm not trying to be this negative, I really want to like a thing, but it's just not happening :(
3791[14:39:24] <LB> I liked the MUSIC in the MGSV trailer for what that's worth!
3792[14:39:43] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> then that's your thing
3793[14:40:03] <LB> this Arkham Knight (?) trailer is very weird
3794[14:40:33] <Kidror> I'm really confident that Square will announce a hitherto unknown kingdom hearts game, because those keep coming out of the wood work
3795[14:40:35] <Didero> LB, it's totally fine to not get swept up in the hype machine, and to just plain not like something
3796[14:40:42] <Tyranic-Moron> it's Scarecrow fucking with you
3797[14:40:44] <Kidror> or maybe they'll show off the mobile port of X
3798[14:40:54] <Didero> Just because everybody is "THIS IS THE BEST THING LITERALLY EVER" doesn't mean you have to agree
3799[14:40:57] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> how does the song go...
3800[14:41:04] <LB> Pauli's Diner has to be a Paul Dini reference, right?
3801[14:41:11] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> "It's ok... to not like things... but don't be a dick about the things you don't like~~"
3802[14:41:24] <Tyranic-Moron> and since Scarecrow had the best parts in the previous games, I'm fairly hype for that
3803[14:41:42] <LB> I'm not going to yell at people for being wrong about liking stuff...except for the FFVII news.
3804[14:41:54] <Starnerf[work]> I feel like Scarecrow's schtick would get old prety quickly if it's the core of the game
3805[14:42:03] <Didero> I will consistently grump and whine through all the hype and I'm not apologetic :P
3806[14:42:10] <LB> Arkham Knight trailer continues to be hella rude
3807[14:42:16] <LB> *weird
3808[14:42:21] <LB> don't know how I typed rude
3809[14:42:51] <LB> oh, there's the Scarecrow turn
3810[14:43:10] <LB> real zombies?
3811[14:43:18] <BillThePhon> Yeah, not a good time to show a cop shooting a bunch of unarmed civilians
3812[14:43:21] <Dicey> Why you gotta be so rude?
3813[14:43:22] <LB> hahahaaaa
3814[14:43:24] <Tyranic-Moron> I doubt real zombors
3815[14:43:32] <Starnerf[work]> It's topical, Bill!
3816[14:43:46] <Starnerf[work]> also timeless
3817[14:43:46] <LB> Oh exclusive Nightmare missions for PS4, huh
3818[14:43:47] <Kidror> I somehow manage to like really niche things, I dunno how that happened
3819[14:43:55] <LB> I'm very worried about Arkham Knight
3820[14:43:58] <LB> it looks gorgeous
3821[14:43:59] *Anubis169|w0rkthing is really hopeful for FF7*
3822[14:44:15] <Kidror> I still cant believe they trolled us with that
3823[14:44:17] <BillThePhon> The first batman game was the best
3824[14:44:17] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> and even if it's not what i was hoping for, i'll still enjoy it 'cause new FF :D
3825[14:44:25] <LB> but I didn't like City very much (preferred Aslyum)
3826[14:44:26] <Kidror> SE: We won't remaster any games form now on, too expensive
3827[14:44:27] <BillThePhon> New?
3828[14:44:36] <Kidror> SE: We never said that we wouldnt remake them though! Ha!
3829[14:44:37] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> BillThePhon: first batman game?
3830[14:44:44] <BillThePhon> Asylum
3831[14:44:53] <WokenClick> this right here: https://youtu.be/sHK1u3VQDog?t=827 That could totally be ZoE right? Right?
3832[14:44:54] <PyMoronBot> PlayStation E3 EXPERIENCE - 2015 Press Conference - US English 14| 01:49:25 14| PlayStation 14| Watch the PlayStation E3 Experience 2015 Press Conference live from LA Memorial Sports Arena. For more news and information on E3 2015 visit ...
3833[14:44:55] <LB> And the Batmobile tank stuff looks a bit...
3834[14:44:56] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> first batman game was for the snes i think :/
3835[14:44:58] <Starnerf[work]> They actually did say they wouldn't remake FF7 until they were out of ideas
3836[14:45:00] *WokenClick grasps at some straws*
3837[14:45:02] <BillThePhon> First one in this style
3838[14:45:20] <Didero> The first Arkham game
3839[14:45:25] <Tyranic-Moron> 15 games in they've got to be running dry
3840[14:45:26] <LB> it's still impossible to remake FFVII properly, so they're going to go crazy with it, I guarantee
3841[14:45:28] <LB> no world map, yo
3842[14:45:34] <Gyaradroid> How does hardware acceleration keep getting turned on in Chrome
3843[14:45:36] <Gyaradroid> stop that
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3845[14:45:41] <Starnerf[work]> WokenClick: that's what I thought, but they didn't mention anything
3846[14:45:47] <BillThePhon> I wonder if they'll redo the localization
3847[14:45:57] <LB> they'll have to for their awkward terrible voice acting
3848[14:45:58] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> so funny story
3849[14:46:11] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> i was playing a first person shooter for the first time in yonks yesterday
3850[14:46:14] <WokenClick> They didn't say anything about a lot of those games though
3851[14:46:21] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> i'm about to complete a level
3852[14:46:28] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> and my screen just blanks and the comp goes dead
3853[14:46:29] <LB> spotify presentation? booooo
3854[14:46:37] <LB> Let me listen to individual songs on my phone!
3855[14:46:58] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> my psu had a surge and the comp just shut off all power immediately
3856[14:47:05] <BillThePhon> You can if you pay
3857[14:47:06] <LB> That...sounds very bad D:
3858[14:47:11] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> now i'm on a UPS.. how the hell does that happen? o.O
3859[14:47:19] <LB> BillThePhon, but but but they have ads anyway!
3860[14:47:26] <BillThePhon> :(
3861[14:47:32] <LB> UPS?
3862[14:47:36] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> battery backup
3863[14:47:37] <Aeryn> oh man
3864[14:47:43] <Aeryn> i just saw the footage for horizon
3865[14:47:46] <LB> ohhh call of duty blops 17...
3866[14:47:52] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> BillThePhon: because every platform should be capable of advertising at you
3867[14:47:56] <LB> might just skip right through this one and dear god that man is so smug
3868[14:48:00] *Anubis169|w0rkthing vomits*
3869[14:48:04] <BillThePhon> That's why I pay them now
3870[14:48:07] <BillThePhon> No ads
3871[14:48:27] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> (that's why i own my music, no ads and works offline too :P)
3872[14:48:31] <LB> more shooting, more robots
3873[14:48:33] <BillThePhon> Oh yeah v-neck blops dude
3874[14:48:37] <LB> that should be a slogan for modern video games
3875[14:48:47] <BillThePhon> Own or steal?
3876[14:48:59] <Tyranic-Moron> I take it you won't want a robo-butler LB
3877[14:49:04] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> a bit of both, but mostly own
3878[14:49:11] <BillThePhon> That blops co-op level they showed was so grey and brown
3879[14:49:28] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> since i found out places that offer flac, i'm more than happy to shell out some to an artist :)
3880[14:49:41] *Starnerf[work] still buys CDs*
3881[14:49:43] <LB> tm...I...my mind COULD hypothetically change...
3882[14:50:18] <Starnerf[work]> thrift stores are great places to get a bunch of CDs for practically nothing
3883[14:50:24] <LB> Okay, another montage of games...
3884[14:50:38] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> for the mostpart though
3885[14:50:44] <LB> No DX, no Uncharted 4? :(
3886[14:50:53] <Starnerf[work]> Keep watching, LB
3887[14:50:55] <Tyranic-Moron> silly LB
3888[14:50:58] <Tyranic-Moron> wait till the end
3889[14:51:06] <Starnerf[work]> also Deus Ex is going to be in SE's conference
3890[14:51:08] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> having to rely on a 3rd party and continuously pay to listen.. too much like vendor lock-in
3891[14:51:15] <LB> looong montage
3892[14:51:30] <LB> Disney Infinity? D:
3893[14:51:45] <Starnerf[work]> okay, you can skip through that
3894[14:51:50] <BillThePhon> Uncharted is last
3895[14:51:57] <Starnerf[work]> it's all about Star Wars
3896[14:51:58] <BillThePhon> No real deus ex footage
3897[14:52:02] <LB> Aww
3898[14:52:08] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> Uncharted: Drake's Zimmer Frame
3899[14:52:09] <Tyranic-Moron> DX is Squeenix
3900[14:52:12] <LB> Man, I do feel bad for everybody on the stage. I would hate to be up there. It's a rough crowd.
3901[14:52:15] <Tyranic-Moron> they have their own thing
3902[14:52:29] <BillThePhon> Johnny V. is a monster
3903[14:52:45] <Tyranic-Moron> also I find it amusing that you hate robots but want to see DX
3904[14:52:54] <BillThePhon> Heh
3905[14:52:58] <LB> There aren't many robots in DX
3906[14:53:03] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> uhh
3907[14:53:05] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> there really are
3908[14:53:06] <LB> Now, cyborgs are a different matter altogether
3909[14:53:07] <BillThePhon> He didn't ask for that
3910[14:53:14] <LB> Jensen is not a robot!
3911[14:53:19] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> not jensen
3912[14:53:23] <LB> but is he a human? That's interesting!
3913[14:53:24] <LambMower> DX has both cyborgs and robots
3914[14:53:25] <LambMower> Plenty of them
3915[14:53:26] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> every single appliance
3916[14:53:27] <LB> Few robots
3917[14:53:28] <Starnerf[work]> the security bots
3918[14:53:30] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> the police bots
3919[14:53:34] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> the turrets
3920[14:53:40] <Tyranic-Moron> the city itself
3921[14:53:41] <LambMower> It has giant mech robots
3922[14:53:42] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> the medical equipment has AI
3923[14:53:43] <Starnerf[work]> But HR was mostly human enemies
3924[14:53:44] <LB> I do still hate turrets
3925[14:53:45] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> the buildings
3926[14:53:47] <LB> what Starnerf[work] said
3927[14:53:49] <BillThePhon> I wonder which ending from the first game is cannon
3928[14:53:58] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> BillThePhon: canon*
3929[14:54:02] <LB> It is surprising they brought Jensen back
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3931[14:54:05] <BillThePhon> Yeah
3932[14:54:06] <Starnerf[work]> I think it was Taggart's
3933[14:54:06] <Tyranic-Moron> I think I heard bits of all of them
3934[14:54:15] <Starnerf[work]> but I don't actually remember which was which
3935[14:54:16] <LB> More Battlefront footage, not on Hoth. Hrmm
3936[14:54:29] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> https://xkcd.com/1401/
3937[14:54:29] <PyMoronBot> xkcd: New (at xkcd.com)
3938[14:54:31] <LB> It's so not my kind of game, but I can appreciate the aesthetic
3939[14:54:42] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> what exactly is your kind of game?
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3941[14:54:51] <LB> stroy
3942[14:54:56] <LB> ahhh. Story
3943[14:55:00] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> it's very easy to say what isn't your kind of game
3944[14:55:01] <LB> Choices.
3945[14:55:04] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> difficult to say what is
3946[14:55:09] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> mass effect?
3947[14:55:17] <Tyranic-Moron> mine would be exploration
3948[14:55:20] <LB> I LOVED Mass Effect 2 so much
3949[14:55:33] <Tyranic-Moron> as my primary motivator
3950[14:55:33] <BillThePhon> Me 2 was great
3951[14:55:34] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> mine's high fantasy :)
3952[14:55:39] <Tyranic-Moron> story second
3953[14:55:41] <LB> oh my god, 2010 early 2013 was such a hopeful good time
3954[14:55:44] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> or sci-fi
3955[14:55:46] <LB> *to
3956[14:55:49] <BillThePhon> Anubis169|w0rkthing: 420 bro
3957[14:55:51] <LB> man, I am bad at typing today
3958[14:56:07] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> BillThePhon: huh?
3959[14:56:17] <Tyranic-Moron> high fantasy
3960[14:56:27] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> 420 high fantasy..
3961[14:56:29] <Tyranic-Moron> high
3962[14:56:30] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> i don't get it
3963[14:56:37] <BillThePhon> Weeeeeeeeedddd
3964[14:56:39] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> ...
3965[14:56:43] <Tyranic-Moron> dank nugs
3966[14:56:44] *Anubis169|w0rkthing facedesks*
3967[14:56:48] <LB> I dunno, it's hard to put my finger on what I find inspiring in trailers and things, but stufff that flares the imagination has to be a little original and a little human and just not generic and shooty silly, I guess?
3968[14:56:55] <Starnerf[work]> pipeweed*
3969[14:57:21] <Tyranic-Moron> then E3 is not the show for you LB
3970[14:57:25] <LB> yeeeeah
3971[14:57:28] <LB> Sully!
3972[14:57:29] <Tyranic-Moron> they won't show any of that stuff
3973[14:57:46] <LB> I dunno, I've seen trailers that have gotten some cool story stuff across
3974[14:57:52] <BillThePhon> They showed firewatch trailer
3975[14:58:04] <LB> The old "Shepard, I thought you were dead" ME2 trailer was shit hot. It had a silly amount of bang bang explosions but ya
3976[14:58:46] <LB> And there are parts of MGSV's trailers that are super interesting, but MGSV has me so generally ambivalent it's a whole other issue...
3977[14:58:54] <LB> Meanwhile Uncharted 4 is super pretty
3978[14:59:08] <Kidror> Thats why I like the kingdom hearts trailers they're always really awesome, without just showing off people bashing enemies
3979[14:59:17] <LB> Ooh, technical issues there?
3980[14:59:24] <Starnerf[work]> yep
3981[14:59:31] <LB> so unfortunate
3982[14:59:32] <Starnerf[work]> just a bit
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3985[14:59:44] <Starnerf[work]> they switch to one they prepared earlier
3986[14:59:55] <WokenClick> Oh? THey didn't just re-start it?
3987[15:00:13] <Tyranic-Moron> unlikely
3988[15:00:14] <LB> hahh, the return of the awkward Nathan Drake walk/jog
3989[15:00:24] <Tyranic-Moron> after one failure I wouldn't try again
3990[15:00:29] <Tyranic-Moron> at a show like that
3991[15:00:31] <Starnerf[work]> yeah, I wouldn't risk a second failure
3992[15:00:39] <BillThePhon> Yep
3993[15:00:39] <QuarterNote> weird im not seeing a userlist on twitch via my irc client
3994[15:00:50] <Tyranic-Moron> proves they were going to do it live though
3995[15:00:52] <Tyranic-Moron> which is neat
3996[15:01:06] <LB> I like the bullets interacting with the environment, I hope that isn't just for the demo or this particular level
3997[15:01:10] <BillThePhon> Last time they try that
3998[15:01:13] <Starnerf[work]> And it's not like people are going to call out Uncharted gameplay for being faked
3999[15:01:17] <LB> But is this Uncharted being made by some kind of B-team?
4000[15:01:24] <LB> They lost Amy Hennig, right? :\
4001[15:01:26] <Starnerf[work]> It's not doing anything wildly fantastic
4002[15:01:57] <LB> I like how loud the bullets sound
4003[15:02:00] <Tyranic-Moron> I should probably play Uncharted sometime
4004[15:02:04] <LB> but apparently the audio is messed up
4005[15:02:12] <LB> TM: Uncharted 2 is pretty great. The rest...
4006[15:02:16] <Tyranic-Moron> are there PS4 remasters and shit?
4007[15:02:28] <LB> Not yet
4008[15:02:35] <Tyranic-Moron> well, it can wait then
4009[15:02:53] <Starnerf[work]> There'e a two-pack of the first two games
4010[15:02:58] <LB> Uncharted 1 was not good
4011[15:02:59] <Starnerf[work]> for PS3
4012[15:03:08] <Tyranic-Moron> I only have a PS4
4013[15:03:18] <LB> Uncharted 2 was amazing but now is probably less so just because other games learned how to do what it did (that was groundbreaking at the time)
4014[15:03:21] <Starnerf[work]> If only Sony had announced BC
4015[15:03:26] <Starnerf[work]> point MS
4016[15:03:30] *EldraziOutlaw pokes adi_pie*
4017[15:03:32] <LB> and Uncharted 3 is like 50% real cool and 50% oh noo you guys fucked it up
4018[15:03:43] <LB> they just didn't stick the landing
4019[15:03:55] <Tyranic-Moron> after microsoft I was vaguely hoping for Sony to announce backwards compatibility too, but it would be almost impossible given the architecture
4020[15:04:09] <LB> URGH, I would love them to do that
4021[15:04:12] <LB> How did Xbox do it?
4022[15:04:21] <Tyranic-Moron> we don't know
4023[15:04:25] <LB> I would feel so much happer splashing out on a PS4 if I could get rid of my PS3
4024[15:04:26] <Starnerf[work]> After seeing how MS are doing it I think it's not so unrealistic for the PS4
4025[15:04:28] <WokenClick> software emulation I'm sure
4026[15:04:29] <QuarterNote> magic
4027[15:04:37] <Kidror> They invented DLC hardware
4028[15:04:45] <LB> If it's emulation does that mean there will be some kind of massive patch?
4029[15:04:46] <WokenClick> MS is a software powerhouse, that is their wheelhouse
4030[15:04:52] <CaptainSpam> Whatever it is, I'm certain it's not related to every XBox being little more than stock PC parts under the hood.
4031[15:04:56] <Starnerf[work]> They're doing it for a very limited number of games, so it's basically the same as the 360's BC
4032[15:04:59] <HeufyCloud>  mew
4033[15:05:08] <LB> Oh woah, drivable vehicles in Uncharted 4? That's curious
4034[15:05:12] <Starnerf[work]> on a game by game basis
4035[15:05:23] <Starnerf[work]> which is not what they said at the conference
4036[15:05:26] <LB> Oh it's limited? D:
4037[15:05:41] <Tyranic-Moron> they said it'll start with hundreds and expand from there
4038[15:05:46] <Tyranic-Moron> and devs only have to ok it
4039[15:05:47] <LB> hrmm
4040[15:05:49] <Starnerf[work]> Yeah, they're planning on supporting 100 titles when it launches
4041[15:05:53] <Starnerf[work]> and then more over time
4042[15:06:11] <Starnerf[work]> but they billed it as "all your 360 games just work now"
4043[15:06:22] <LB> Woah is this open world Uncharted or something?
4044[15:06:31] <Tyranic-Moron> that seems unlikely
4045[15:06:33] <Starnerf[work]> "by downloading a digital version"
4046[15:06:37] <LB> This driving area seems weirdly open
4047[15:06:39] <LB> and huge
4048[15:06:53] <Starnerf[work]> probably just an expansive set piece
4049[15:06:56] <LB> Unless they're hiding clear objective markers
4050[15:07:13] <Tyranic-Moron> well, you have the clear objective of chase that convoy
4051[15:07:24] <LB> I thought they were escapint it
4052[15:07:28] <LB> *g
4053[15:07:30] <Starnerf[work]> yeah, you would presumably fail if it got too far away
4054[15:07:37] <LB> oh right yeah
4055[15:07:40] <Tyranic-Moron> they're trying to save some dude on a motorbike
4056[15:07:53] <LB> But there's so many different directions you can seemingly go
4057[15:08:12] <Tyranic-Moron> game dev trickery I'd imagine
4058[15:08:25] <Starnerf[work]> yeah, you'll fail before you get to an unrendered section
4059[15:08:32] <LB> Hmm
4060[15:08:59] <LB> Nice to hear Nolan North trying again too
4061[15:09:09] <LB> Oh and that's it? Hrmm
4062[15:09:26] <LB> Well boy, I guess I'm caught up. E3 over!
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4064[15:09:46] <BillThePhon> Woo
4065[15:10:04] <Starnerf[work]> next conference is 50 minutes away
4066[15:10:05] <CaptainSpam> Why am I not surprised to learn there's a Shenmue 3 Kickstarter?
4067[15:10:14] <LB> No mention of a new model PS4...What are the odds they might announce something later in the week? :\
4068[15:10:24] <Starnerf[work]> because you heard about it yesterday?
4069[15:10:33] <LB> and boy I hope Amazon doesn't jack up the price because of E3
4070[15:10:36] <LB> Starnerf[work], wait what
4071[15:10:45] <Starnerf[work]> that was directs at CaptainSpam
4072[15:10:46] <WokenClick> So I heard rumblings that it was a private venture by the dude who made shenmue, and sony was just letting him have some stage time, was there any truth to that?
4073[15:10:47] <BillThePhon> No chance
4074[15:10:50] <Starnerf[work]> directed*
4075[15:11:00] <CaptainSpam> I did?  Wow, I'm sure glad I've got someone telling me what I did and didn't read yesterday, because I'm apparently fucking senile. :-P
4076[15:11:13] <BillThePhon> If they were going to announce a new model it'd be at their press conf
4077[15:11:25] <BillThePhon> WokenClick: yeah
4078[15:11:26] <Starnerf[work]> Well what could you possibly be doing aside from staying glued to the internet?
4079[15:11:47] <Starnerf[work]> You're not a casual, are you?
4080[15:11:53] <BillThePhon> Sony's not funding it they just announced it on stage
4081[15:11:55] <WokenClick> SHAME *ring*
4082[15:12:14] <Starnerf[work]> A scrub in MLG's clothing
4083[15:12:21] <CaptainSpam> I could've been stuck on an airport taxiway for an hour or so waiting for weather to clear up, but apparently I was just pumping more useless trivia in my mind.
4084[15:12:25] <WokenClick> thats cool then, although it does lead to the while "These games only cost a few mill to make" thing
4085[15:12:44] <Starnerf[work]> The airport must have had wifi
4086[15:12:45] <Tyranic-Moron> it seems unlikely that's their whole budget
4087[15:12:49] <BillThePhon> They're 100% using it to gauge interest
4088[15:12:56] <Starnerf[work]> you could have constructed a rudimentary focusing dish for your phone's antenna
4089[15:12:57] <BillThePhon> And have other funding
4090[15:13:10] <BillThePhon> Original shenmue was like $50 million to make
4091[15:13:11] <Tyranic-Moron> but if the KS failed I'm sure they wouldn't be making it
4092[15:13:13] <WokenClick> Oh I'm sure it isn't but it leads people to believing games are cheap to make
4093[15:13:21] <WokenClick> well, "cheap"
4094[15:13:28] <BillThePhon> Yeah
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4096[15:13:42] <Starnerf[work]> At least they started at 2M and not like 500K
4097[15:13:48] <sektor88> meow
4098[15:13:48] *Hubbot points at sektor88, "KITTEH!"*
4099[15:14:38] <Tyranic-Moron> Bloodstained's 500k actually seems reasonable to me for a 5-6 person team for a year to make a cut-down castlevania
4100[15:14:49] <Tyranic-Moron> the SotN team was that size
4101[15:15:20] <Starnerf[work]> Yeah, but Shenmue is a classic example of the blockbuster game budget
4102[15:15:23] <WokenClick> Thats 83k a year per person, not exactly a lot for a software dev
4103[15:15:37] <LambMower> BS actual budget was already 5mil
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4105[15:15:56] <LambMower> It's not that reasonable in reality
4106[15:16:08] <LambMower> I mean now they have a 10mil budget so I guess that's fine :P
4107[15:16:12] <BillThePhon> And it doesn't factor in other costs
4108[15:16:23] <BillThePhon> And taxes/kickstarter/amazon
4109[15:16:33] <KidSpanner> meow
4110[15:16:34] *Hubbot points at KidSpanner, "NOT KITTEH."*
4111[15:16:34] *Anubis169|w0rkthing huggles KidSpanner *
4112[15:16:43] *KidSpanner hugs Anubis169|w0rkthing *
4113[15:16:47] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> 'sup bolt tightening dude?
4114[15:16:54] <CaptainSpam> I'm still sort of wondering how Yooka-Laylee was going to be finished in 175k GPB, but that's clearly not an issue any more.
4115[15:17:02] <KidSpanner> Not much.
4116[15:17:15] <KidSpanner> How're you, shockingly British Egyptian god of the dead?
4117[15:17:16] <LambMower> I've been reading up on kickstarter and budgeting for discussing it on the podcast
4118[15:17:17] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> just...
4119[15:17:18] <Starnerf[work]> If you check the stretch goals, the base game was very limited
4120[15:17:25] <QuarterNote> ^
4121[15:17:39] <QuarterNote> they had the money to make a small indie game bascially
4122[15:17:41] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> near the end of the workday :)
4123[15:17:45] <Starnerf[work]> Like they didn't even have music for the bosses
4124[15:17:47] <QuarterNote> the KS was to make it a real game
4125[15:17:56] <Starnerf[work]> or a boss for each level
4126[15:17:59] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> it's... nearly 8:20am there?
4127[15:18:13] <KidSpanner> 0818
4128[15:18:25] <sektor88> Also yay for shenmue 3 being funded
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4130[15:18:35] <CaptainSpam> More forklift races!
4131[15:18:38] <Starnerf[work]> Kickstarted*
4132[15:18:47] <Starnerf[work]> the funding part comes later
4133[15:18:49] <LambMower> ANyways yeah, I'll be laying out all my opinions and stuff on "industry" games going to kickstarter
4134[15:18:50] <WokenClick> Hey lamb. You surviving from your lack of sleep?
4135[15:19:02] <LambMower> WokenClick, I got a fair good... mornings? sleep
4136[15:19:10] <CaptainSpam> The Shenmue 3 one I'm... considerably not really concerned about.  Ian's playthrough did very little to make me interested in the series, to be honest.
4137[15:19:20] <WokenClick> ha, nice. You and Hats are streaming the nintendo conference too right? =p
4138[15:19:21] <LambMower> I'm not tired and ready to do more live commentary anyways :P
4139[15:19:28] <LambMower> Yupp, Nintendo and Square
4140[15:19:32] <WokenClick> awesome.
4141[15:20:42] *sektor88 is still rolling in smug satisfaction of knowing the FF7 announcement was going to happen before it was official :p*
4142[15:20:48] <KidSpanner> Sentinel of the Eternal Watch is an uncommon?
4143[15:20:53] <KidSpanner> Wow
4144[15:20:57] <WokenClick> This story is pretty interesting. Hacking/Social engineering has made its way to sports. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/17/sports/baseball/st-louis-cardinals-hack-astros-fbi.html
4145[15:21:00] <Starnerf[work]> Siliconera could have been wrong
4146[15:21:12] <WokenClick> How did you know that sek?
4147[15:21:30] <Starnerf[work]> There was a story on Siliconera about it
4148[15:21:45] <Starnerf[work]> and by "story" I mean they said they heard it from some guy
4149[15:21:49] <sektor88> WokenClick: Well, I read an article from a gaming news source that I trust quite highly. Thy'v always been on point witht his stuff. The article was posted that morning
4150[15:21:55] <WokenClick> gotcha
4151[15:22:03] <sektor88> Starnerf[work]: Ishaan's sources are legit
4152[15:22:34] <Starnerf[work]> unnamed sources are always to be met with skepticism
4153[15:22:45] <CaptainSpam> Or with blog posts.
4154[15:23:03] <CaptainSpam> Oh, wait, you mean they SHOULD be met with skepticism.  Ah, well.
4155[15:24:27] <sektor88> and that makes it all the sweeter
4156[15:24:51] <sektor88> Also the obvious reason as to why no source was listed is because odds are that leaker probably would'v lost his job if there was any information getting exposed. :P
4157[15:25:03] <Starnerf[work]> Then the leaker probably shouldn't be leaking
4158[15:25:12] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> which is what i said sek
4159[15:25:25] <CaptainSpam> Has anyone picked up the newest Smash Bros DLC?  I'm sort of annoyed there's no "characters and stages, no Mii outfits" package, so I'm hesitant.
4160[15:25:37] <WokenClick> yea, I was hoping for that too
4161[15:25:43] <WokenClick> haven't grabbed it yet
4162[15:26:42] <CaptainSpam> Past this, there'll be four (technically five) past characters not in Smash 4, right?
4163[15:26:58] <WokenClick> hmm, haven't actually counted
4164[15:27:36] <CaptainSpam> I think it's Wolf, Snake, Pichu, Ice Climbers, and *technically* Young Link (if you don't count Toon Link as a direct replacement, which I do).
4165[15:28:13] <WokenClick> I guess an argument could be made for squirtle/bulbasaur
4166[15:28:28] <CaptainSpam> Hm, true.
4167[15:28:43] <CaptainSpam> Forgot about the trainer.
4168[15:28:44] <Spluuga> meooow
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4170[15:28:51] <sir_jack> you know
4171[15:29:28] <sir_jack> I wonder when Cosmo's gonna have a sex tip like "stick a fork in his penis like an overdone sausage for even hotter action"
4172[15:29:51] <sir_jack> I mean, with 50 a month we've gotta hit that point soon
4173[15:30:04] <CaptainSpam> Actual genital mutiliation from Cosmo?  Seems reasonable.
4174[15:30:08] <Requit> Hey, sir_jack. Just 'cause it's not your fetish doesn't mean nobody wants forks shoved through their dicks.
4175[15:30:20] <Requit> It's the only way I can get it up.
4176[15:30:41] <Tyranic-Moron> is that because of all the cutlery scars?
4177[15:30:55] <sir_jack> I started this, I don't think I can complain about the responses
4178[15:31:33] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> what the hell did i return to?
4179[15:31:39] <Requit> My personal favorite's a bamboo skewer shoved down the urethra.
4180[15:31:47] <Requit> Makes me moist.
4181[15:31:51] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> WHAT THE HELL DID I RETURN TO!?
4182[15:31:52] <sir_jack> but seriously, I saw the "suck a guy off with a donut on his dick" one just now
4183[15:31:53] <Requit> In the crotch.
4184[15:32:07] <sir_jack> Requit: that would be blood loss, son
4185[15:32:19] <Requit> sir_jack, I'd do that, only first I'd have to dunk the balls in coffee first.
4186[15:32:32] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> did chat just turn into r/bdsmgonewrong ?
4187[15:32:39] <sir_jack> Anubis169|w0rkthing: blame me
4188[15:32:45] <Requit> No, just a discussion on Cosmo's sex tips.
4189[15:32:52] <sir_jack> Requit just ran with it
4190[15:32:59] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> who's cosmo?
4191[15:33:03] <Requit> Which, at this point, is probably akin to bdsmgonewrong.
4192[15:33:07] <WokenClick> Kramer, the guy from seinfield
4193[15:33:15] <LambMower> I mean the XBOX Elite looks like a damn good kit http://www.windowscentral.com/sites/wpcentral.com/files/styles/larger/public/field/image/2015/06/elite-controller-contents.JPG?itok=kRK0mfaG but 150 bucks?
4194[15:33:16] <WokenClick> (no one tell Bis otherwise)
4195[15:33:17] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> i've never seen seinfeld
4196[15:33:19] <sir_jack> Cosmopolitan magazine, they give terrible sex tips to teenagers
4197[15:33:33] <Requit> And 40 year old women with too many cats.
4198[15:33:37] <sir_jack> that too
4199[15:33:38] <WokenClick> For $150 it better be...
4200[15:33:44] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> a magazine?
4201[15:33:46] <WokenClick> I shouldn't say that, I am not its intended market.
4202[15:33:50] <Tyranic-Moron> that seems crazy expensive
4203[15:34:01] <Requit> It does seem crazy expensive.
4204[15:34:04] <Tyranic-Moron> wait hang on
4205[15:34:06] <Requit> Almost as much as I spent on my keyboard.
4206[15:34:07] <rucdoc> so, talked to my mom, my aunt, who lives up stairs has a really bad case of pink eye, in both eyes
4207[15:34:10] <Tyranic-Moron> ^wa 150 USD in GBP
4208[15:34:17] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> about 110 quid
4209[15:34:19] <Requit> Pink eye is caused by getting poop in your eyeballs.
4210[15:34:20] <Tyranic-Moron> hmm
4211[15:34:22] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> huh
4212[15:34:25] <Tyranic-Moron> ok maybe not bad
4213[15:34:30] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> dollar's tanking
4214[15:34:31] <Tyranic-Moron> still a lot
4215[15:34:37] <sir_jack> that d-pad better be fucking amazing
4216[15:34:43] <WokenClick> It's prices very competitively for similar products though
4217[15:34:47] <WokenClick> priced*
4218[15:34:49] <sir_jack> every d-pad from MS has been SHIT
4219[15:34:51] <Work|Gunner> I highly doubt the d-pad will be any good
4220[15:34:53] <rucdoc> requit, it's caused when any number of a certain set of infections get into your eye
4221[15:34:58] <Requit> Like poop!
4222[15:35:03] <sir_jack> -_-
4223[15:35:10] <Tyranic-Moron> there are other gamepads with swappable parts?
4224[15:35:28] <sir_jack> not unless you count BenHeck's mods
4225[15:35:29] <WokenClick> yes, something with an S name, trying to find it now
4226[15:35:30] <rucdoc> shes been to four docotors offices, only the most recent told her it was pink eye, so now they havce to call the others because it's insanly contagious
4227[15:35:49] <LambMower> I mean it's expensive, but in the end, really it's not that weird
4228[15:36:00] <LambMower> It's the controller equivalent of pro gear
4229[15:36:06] <Work|Gunner> and I know on xbox the paddles will just map to A/B/X/Y, but will we be able to remap them for PC?
4230[15:36:10] <Tyranic-Moron> a lot cheaper than my HOTAS for sure
4231[15:36:11] <LambMower> I mean, my mouse was like 70 bucks
4232[15:36:32] <LambMower> Work|Gunner, I'm going to go with definitely
4233[15:36:33] <rucdoc> the first one checked the eye preesure in both eyes, without gloves then put the gauge back witht he rest of his kit
4234[15:36:35] <Starnerf[work]> Time to sanitize all your hands
4235[15:36:38] <sir_jack> LambMower: yeah, mine was $90
4236[15:36:39] <Tyranic-Moron> well that seems like a given Gunner
4237[15:36:41] <rucdoc> which, yeah, that's not good
4238[15:36:45] <Starnerf[work]> ack, damn window not being scrolled
4239[15:36:52] <sir_jack> I feel like the Steam Controller will still be better, though
4240[15:36:59] <Work|Gunner> it's microsoft, nothing's a given
4241[15:37:02] <KidSpanner> ^mtg volt charge
4242[15:37:03] <DideRobot> Volt Charge [Instant] (2 R, CMC 3). Volt Charge deals 3 damage to target creature or player. Proliferate. (You choose any number of permanents and/or players with counters on them, then give each another counter of a kind already there.)
4243[15:37:11] <LambMower> All the uses I would use the steam controller for I would just use mouse and keyboard for instead
4244[15:37:26] <LambMower> Honestly the XBone Elite is actually very enticing for me
4245[15:37:43] <LambMower> I've been very satisfied with my 360 pad which has served me for years
4246[15:37:50] <Starnerf[work]> The elite just looks like an Xbone controller with optional paddles
4247[15:37:54] *rucdoc really hopes that's the controller shipping with the oculus, but secretly knows it isn't*
4248[15:38:00] <CaptainSpam> I'm still a bit interested in the Steam Controller.
4249[15:38:02] *Anubis169|w0rkthing likes his dualshock 3*
4250[15:38:03] <Work|Gunner> well the steam controller is aimed for people who want to play typically PC/MKB games from their couch - games like Cities Skylines
4251[15:38:08] <Starnerf[work]> which is nice, I guess, but not $150 nice
4252[15:38:23] <LambMower> Starnerf[work], also switchable dpad, sticks and trigger lock
4253[15:38:26] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> the buttons on the dualshock 4 feel too forward, and the L2/R2 triggers ane shorter
4254[15:38:32] <Work|Gunner> whereas the Elite is aimed for use with games that already support controller interfaces
4255[15:38:47] <Starnerf[work]> switchable from an actual dpad to a dish thing
4256[15:38:49] <sir_jack> I dunno, I like the Elite's paddles
4257[15:38:58] <sir_jack> the shoulder buttons hate my hands
4258[15:39:01] <Starnerf[work]> aka from a good dpad to a bad one
4259[15:39:07] <Requit> I dunno. I play with a keyboard and mouse from my chair.
4260[15:39:12] <Requit> Well, couch.
4261[15:39:19] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> keyboard/mouse are also good
4262[15:39:19] <Requit> Not so much couch as a 10 foot bean bag chair.
4263[15:39:24] <Requit> But it still works.
4264[15:39:31] <LambMower> My 360 is getting old and raggedy, notably the rubber on the thumb sticks is starting to wear off
4265[15:39:33] <Starnerf[work]> floor where furniture would be if you had it
4266[15:39:36] <Tyranic-Moron> I play from my armchair using everything
4267[15:39:46] <LambMower> So it's time to switch controller soon, I'd probably buy an Elite if that was the case
4268[15:39:47] <Tyranic-Moron> HOTAS, M+K, gamepad
4269[15:39:55] <WokenClick> Ah, here they are, SCUF controllers: https://scufgaming.com/store/scuf-one/
4270[15:39:57] <rucdoc> all of the above
4271[15:40:41] <LambMower> Also the dpad choice large depends on what type of game you're playnig
4272[15:41:05] <LambMower> I imagine the disc dpad is way nicer if you're playing games that use the dpad for non essential features
4273[15:41:31] <Starnerf[work]> Having used disc dpads before, I can't imagine them being better fo ranything
4274[15:41:34] <Starnerf[work]> for*
4275[15:41:49] <Starnerf[work]> the whole point of a dpad is you have four distinct directions
4276[15:42:00] <CaptainSpam> They're kinda not all that good.
4277[15:42:36] <sir_jack> Starnerf[work]: Nintendo STILL makes the best dpads
4278[15:42:44] <sir_jack> I don't know how they do it
4279[15:42:45] <Starnerf[work]> I agree
4280[15:42:46] <Tyranic-Moron> I would imagine it's better for 8 directions
4281[15:42:56] <CaptainSpam> sir_jack: Amazingly, yes.
4282[15:43:00] <Starnerf[work]> the Genesis dpad was great for 8 directions
4283[15:43:20] <Starnerf[work]> because if had a raised 4-direction cross and lower rounded parts for the angles
4284[15:43:26] <WokenClick> Hmm, I do not really like the new xbox interface...
4285[15:43:33] <Starnerf[work]> but the cross was still very distinct
4286[15:44:28] *rucdoc sets up the porkchop express*
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4289[15:50:13] <Starnerf[work]> 10 minutes to Nintendo
4290[15:51:09] <Spluuga> squeenix, all mu hopes and dreams~ fullfill them~
4291[15:51:56] <CaptainSpam> That sounds more like the title of a war movie.  "Ten Minutes To Nintendo... the story of one plumber fighting for his country"
4292[15:52:28] <elcalen> squeenix is in an hour, right? any chance nintendo will be done by then?
4293[15:52:51] <Spluuga> it should start after
4294[15:53:28] <Spluuga> I'm pretty sure nintendo just tells to go watch direct
4295[15:53:30] <rucdoc> nintendo is pre-recorded
4296[15:53:50] <Starnerf[work]> Last year Nintendo went like 45 minutes
4297[15:54:00] <Starnerf[work]> iirc
4298[15:54:06] <Spluuga> yeah
4299[15:54:07] <rucdoc> Looking good billy ray
4300[15:54:15] <Starnerf[work]> http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
4301[15:54:16] <PyMoronBot> 03Nintendo "Nintendo Digital Event @ E3 2015"14, playing E3 201503 (Live with 106,850 viewers)
4302[15:54:23] <WokenClick> more like
4303[15:54:27] <WokenClick> .twitch cantwearhats
4304[15:54:28] <PyMoronBot> 03CantWearHats "CWH watches E3 2015 with @Lambmower! [Nintendo Presentation]"14, playing E3 201503 (Live with 26 viewers) 14| https://twitch.tv/cantwearhats
4305[15:54:51] <Starnerf[work]> meh, who wants to watch those jerks
4306[15:54:56] *Spluuga paws at WokenClick furiously*
4307[15:54:58] <Starnerf[work]> I'm here for Reggie
4308[15:55:15] <WokenClick> but that way you can have reggie /and/ them!
4309[15:55:18] <BillThePhon> Is your body ready?
4310[15:55:19] <Starnerf[work]> I bet Reggie could wear a hat
4311[15:55:36] <rucdoc> my beej is ready
4312[15:55:44] <Tyranic-Moron> bah, I'm still at work
4313[15:55:57] <Spluuga> font mission 3 remake! LET'S DO IT
4314[15:56:00] *henine fires Tyranic-Moron.*
4315[15:56:04] <henine> There problem solved
4316[15:56:09] <Tyranic-Moron> oh well, I'm sure your reactions will be almost as good
4317[15:56:11] <BillThePhon> Tyranic-Moron: ars technica liveblog
4318[15:56:15] <CaptainSpam> Eject Punch your way to justice!
4319[15:56:31] <Starnerf[work]> OMG BG&E2 WiiU EXCLUSIVE
4320[15:56:46] <BillThePhon> Meh
4321[15:56:52] <CaptainSpam> Like that'll last.
4322[15:57:08] <Tyranic-Moron> Starnerf[work]: :I
4323[15:57:15] <Starnerf[work]> sorry
4324[15:57:17] <rucdoc> doom is changing to wiiu only
4325[15:57:32] <Starnerf[work]> I'm sure there will be a PC version, too
4326[15:57:40] <Starnerf[work]> but only if you buy enough Raymans
4327[15:57:42] <rucdoc> nope, only wiiu
4328[15:57:43] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
4329[15:57:52] <CaptainSpam> We all know Doom is only coming out on the SNES.
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4332[15:59:01] <LB> WAIT WHAT
4333[15:59:07] <rucdoc> what?
4334[15:59:15] <LB> Was Starnerf messing or was that real?
4335[15:59:19] <LB> I'm not watching
4336[15:59:20] <Starnerf[work]> I was kidding
4337[15:59:23] <Starnerf[work]> It's not on yet
4338[15:59:26] <rucdoc> hasn't begun yet
4339[15:59:36] <LB> awwww
4340[15:59:46] <LB> definitely no BG&E2 then huh
4341[15:59:47] <Starnerf[work]> there it goes
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4343[16:00:04] <Starnerf[work]> muppets?
4344[16:00:44] <Starnerf[work]> heh
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4346[16:01:15] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> lost ya signal TM
4347[16:01:29] <Tyranic-Moron> restarting weechat to see if the twitter plugin will start working
4348[16:01:31] <Tyranic-Moron> and it has
4349[16:01:32] <elcalen> nintendo actually run by muppets confirmed
4350[16:02:02] <Starnerf[work]> Star Fox?
4351[16:02:12] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> denied
4352[16:02:13] <elcalen> BOOP!
4353[16:02:13] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://goo.gl/6IoB0
4354[16:02:15] <QuarterNote> wtf nintendo
4355[16:02:18] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> too similar to StarVox
4356[16:02:20] <Wildy> What the hell|? Puppets?
4357[16:02:21] *Anubis169|w0rkthing runs*
4358[16:02:39] <Anubis169|w0rkthing> (credits to anybody that gets that one)
4359[16:02:40] *Starnerf[work] is already more amused than all the toher conferences*
4360[16:02:43] <Starnerf[work]> other*
4361[16:02:44] <CaptainSpam> Hm... StarFox and puppets...
4362[16:02:56] <BillThePhon> My muppet body is ready?
4363[16:03:15] <CaptainSpam> Something's reminding me of the box art for the original Star Fox (the NA release, at least)...
4364[16:03:52] <CaptainSpam> And we all know Nintendo is nothing without their appeal to nostalgia, no matter how obscure or misguided.
4365[16:04:00] <BillThePhon> Store Forks!
4366[16:04:19] <Gilles> well, nostalgia is a very strong motivator to get people in
4367[16:06:05] <LB> Tell me if there's anything important and not just silly Reggie sketches
4368[16:06:06] <QuarterNote> StarFox
4369[16:06:12] <QuarterNote> Its all about arched
4370[16:06:13] <LB> confirmed?
4371[16:06:14] <QuarterNote> *arches
4372[16:06:20] <HPBriefcase> Morning chat
4373[16:06:23] <Gilles> yes, confirmed
4374[16:06:31] <LB> What's new, HPB virus?
4375[16:06:51] <QuarterNote> Gyro
4376[16:07:02] <QuarterNote> Gyro is clearly Nintendos buzzword
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4378[16:07:30] <BillThePhon> Look around like using a flight stick on a real plane?
4379[16:07:34] <CaptainSpam> Hey, HPB.
4380[16:07:42] <DoctorGyarados> QN: Like the stabilization thing, or the sandwich?
4381[16:07:58] <QuarterNote> DoctorGyarados like the thing inside the wiiu gamepad
4382[16:07:59] <Starnerf[work]> gyroscope
4383[16:08:02] <CaptainSpam> QuarterNote: Gyro's their b... wait, are they remaking Gyromite?
4384[16:08:09] <LB> Finally reading The Shenmue 3 kickstarter and they really don't give away anything about the actual game, huh? It's basically paragraph after paragraph saying "it is a sequel to Shenmue 2"
4385[16:08:26] <Tyranic-Moron> that's all people need to hear
4386[16:08:35] <QuarterNote> im sorry did he say gyrowang
4387[16:08:46] <henine> that's gyrowang!
4388[16:09:04] <LB> I would love it if an entire kickstarter "campaign" section was just the word "Sequel"
4389[16:09:15] <Spluuga> gyrowang
4390[16:09:23] <Tyranic-Moron> 72pt impact font
4391[16:09:28] <Tyranic-Moron> SEQUEL
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4393[16:09:52] <Tyranic-Moron> if it was BG&E 2 I'd fund that
4394[16:09:53] <BillThePhon> That ain't falco
4395[16:09:56] <Gilles> yeah, I doubt most of those backers even read it before pledging
4396[16:10:00] <sektor88> woo new starfox
4397[16:10:09] <sektor88> so excite
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4399[16:10:18] <LB> I mentioned before that Sam Logan of the Sam and Fuzzy webcomic (and apparently a call-in on the DB some years ago but I've never found footage) joked about Shenmue 3 and Last Guardian (and BG&E2) being announced
4400[16:10:19] <QuarterNote> Transformers, reggie in disguise?
4401[16:10:30] <DoctorGyarados> TM: The user who created the project is just "Beyond_Good_And_Sequel"
4402[16:10:33] <CaptainSpam> Any new F-Zero, or have they pretty well admitted that Mario Kart has completely replaced it?
4403[16:10:39] <LB> When it turned out he surprisingly got 2/3 right, he said on twitter "Curious if So screw it, here are my predictions for Nintendo tomorrow: new Metroid, new F-Zero, Big new console IP, Amiibo functionality in Skylanders"
4404[16:10:54] <LB> Tell me if he gets any of those right
4405[16:11:07] <Wildy> CaptainSpam: we can only hope
4406[16:11:21] <BillThePhon> Theme parks!
4407[16:11:27] <QuarterNote> oh just more mario maker
4408[16:11:40] <BillThePhon> Send HAWP their money
4409[16:11:57] <QuarterNote> New Amiboo
4410[16:12:16] <BillThePhon> Mario maker looks cool
4411[16:12:21] <CaptainSpam> New Amiibos you'll never own!
4412[16:12:24] <henine> i think this guy went to the shatner school of speaking
4413[16:12:37] <QuarterNote> oh amiboo + skylanders
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4415[16:12:54] <lunik1> LB, he got one right
4416[16:13:01] <sektor88> heh, interesting
4417[16:13:04] <LB> Hahhhh!
4418[16:13:30] <LB> Fingers crossed for one of others, huh?
4419[16:13:36] <BillThePhon> Amiilandoos
4420[16:13:51] <QuarterNote> AMLUBOLUNDOS
4421[16:13:52] <Gilles> I don't think they're amiibo.. they're Nintendo characters for Skylanders
4422[16:14:08] <QuarterNote> Gilles both
4423[16:14:15] <Gilles> oh
4424[16:14:25] <BillThePhon> Nfc all up in dis
4425[16:15:00] <Spluuga> nintendo dropping the ball
4426[16:15:04] <QuarterNote> Nintendo "We are notoriously protective of our IP, how was that"
4427[16:15:26] <Starnerf[work]> "Tell people we're not dictators"
4428[16:15:49] <BillThePhon> Magma bowser
4429[16:15:51] <QuarterNote> new zelda?
4430[16:15:52] <BillThePhon> So new
4431[16:16:06] <Tyranic-Moron> tell them how much money we're going to make together selling tiny plastic statues
4432[16:16:08] <QuarterNote> ah new 4 swords
4433[16:16:15] <Starnerf[work]> Four Swords spiritual successor
4434[16:16:18] <CaptainSpam> Have they confirmed a date for the new Zelda, or is that still up in the air?
4435[16:16:25] <Wildy> Not surprised about new zelda, they did a thing about that on Jeff Keighelighs game thing
4436[16:16:29] <Gilles> CaptainSpam: still in the air
4437[16:16:36] <CaptainSpam> Drat!
4438[16:16:39] <QuarterNote> Zelda: now with cosplay
4439[16:16:48] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> I still don't quite understand the concept of Amiibos
4440[16:16:58] <QuarterNote> If i cant put link in a dress im not buying
4441[16:17:03] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> I like tiny statues, I don't need any chips in them
4442[16:17:08] <Starnerf[work]> He had loungewear
4443[16:17:12] <betsy> ... stackable links.
4444[16:17:18] <sektor88> I just don't like physical DLc keys :P
4445[16:17:19] <BillThePhon> Noy2222[Lalalala]: but it goes into the game
4446[16:17:28] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> Fuck the game
4447[16:17:31] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> Hold on...
4448[16:17:35] <QuarterNote> I hope that zelda game has some kind of single player option
4449[16:17:36] <BillThePhon> And then it's also a toy
4450[16:17:43] <Starnerf[work]> You don't need to use the chips for anything
4451[16:17:54] <Starnerf[work]> you could just buy them as figurines if that's what you want
4452[16:17:57] <BillThePhon> QuarterNote: it has to
4453[16:17:59] <CaptainSpam> The physical DLC part I'm not behind.  I was okay with the decorative element, but for actual content...
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4455[16:18:40] <QuarterNote> BillThePhon they do keep focusing on MP/coop
4456[16:18:55] <BillThePhon> Hmm
4457[16:19:07] <QuarterNote> ah here we go
4458[16:19:08] <Starnerf[work]> well it is basically a four swords game
4459[16:19:18] <BillThePhon> 3 swords
4460[16:19:30] <QuarterNote> 3 swords cuz 4 swords too tall
4461[16:19:41] <BillThePhon> Heh
4462[16:19:43] <lunik1> but where in the timeline is this set
4463[16:19:56] <QuarterNote> YUP LINK IN A DRESS
4464[16:19:57] <Starnerf[work]> inbetween the 4 swords
4465[16:19:58] <Tyranic-Moron> the important question
4466[16:20:09] <DoctorGyarados> i want link in a dress
4467[16:20:10] <DoctorGyarados> gib
4468[16:20:37] <Tyranic-Moron> now even more people can call him Zelda
4469[16:20:38] <BillThePhon> Heh
4470[16:20:44] <Spluuga> how do you feel now that we're shitting on zelda
4471[16:20:45] <lunik1> Starnerf[work]: That's a pretty big window
4472[16:21:06] <sektor88> ah yeahm the 3DS port i heard about
4473[16:21:09] <Starnerf[work]> I meant interspersed within the swords themselves
4474[16:21:40] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> http://imgur.com/SmkOBUD
4475[16:21:41] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 1,920x2,560 14| Size: 328kb 14| Views: 0
4476[16:22:20] <Noy2222[Lalalala]> I think all those unlicenced mario toys cost me as much as a single Amiibo
4477[16:22:37] <Tyranic-Moron> Hyrule Warriors 3DS huh
4478[16:22:39] <sektor88> yeah
4479[16:22:41] <Tyranic-Moron> I'm into it
4480[16:22:50] <sektor88> if it's just 2 new characters, that's ont enough tog et me to buy it again :P
4481[16:23:03] <QuarterNote> sektor88 and all the DLC ones i think
4482[16:23:12] <sektor88> QuarterNote: have all those
4483[16:23:13] <BillThePhon> Dat Zelda outfit
4484[16:23:40] <sektor88> Also if I need the new 3DS for it, that also is a big detractor
4485[16:23:53] <Spluuga> ahahahahaha
4486[16:24:00] <Starnerf[work]> wat
4487[16:24:04] <QuarterNote> Go Go Power Bounty Hunters
4488[16:24:11] <Spluuga> shit in allll you looovee
4489[16:24:16] <lunik1> LB: New Metroid of sorts
4490[16:24:24] <sektor88> they wer eplaying metroid the entire time
4491[16:24:32] <Tyranic-Moron> ~log
4492[16:24:32] <PyHeufyBot> Log for #desertbus on 2015-06-16: http://heufneutje.net/logs/?channel=desertbus&network=DesertBusForHope&date=2015-06-16
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4494[16:24:59] <Starnerf[work]> Fire Emblem
4495[16:25:18] <XelaReko> Fire emblem interests me
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4497[16:25:29] <XelaReko> what about Fire Emblem?
4498[16:25:38] <BillThePhon> New fire emb
4499[16:25:39] <Starnerf[work]> Nintendo's stream
4500[16:25:41] <sektor88> Fire Emblem Fates
4501[16:25:49] <XelaReko> Sweet
4502[16:25:51] <XelaReko> what system
4503[16:25:52] <sektor88> with not-kismos
4504[16:25:53] <Starnerf[work]> 3DS
4505[16:25:54] <sektor88> *kosmos
4506[16:25:58] <QuarterNote> Suddenly japan
4507[16:26:00] <sektor88> ah yes, smtxfe time
4508[16:26:02] <Starnerf[work]> 2016
4509[16:26:09] <XelaReko> So I have to get a 3ds even more now
4510[16:26:27] <Starnerf[work]> Vocaloids?
4511[16:26:42] <Spluuga> boobsies
4512[16:26:46] <Tyranic-Moron> Hyrule Warriors 3DS too Xela, if you're into that
4513[16:26:49] <Spluuga> persona x fire emblem
4514[16:27:08] <BillThePhon> How many of these 2016 games get pushed to 2017?
4515[16:27:09] <sektor88> directe dby 2 guys that made SMt and not persona, so hpefulyl it won't suck
4516[16:27:19] <Spluuga> all of them
4517[16:27:26] <QuarterNote> Does Atlus only have like 5 voice actors
4518[16:27:34] <Spluuga> QuarterNote, 2
4519[16:27:59] <Spluuga> and they are all in neptunia
4520[16:28:00] <henine> *japan intensifies*
4521[16:28:08] <Starnerf[work]> Wish I could read that tile
4522[16:28:11] <Starnerf[work]> title*
4523[16:28:20] <QuarterNote> and now space
4524[16:28:27] <Aeryn> omg the FE:Fates trailer and FExSMT back to back
4525[16:28:28] <Aeryn> ;o;
4526[16:28:29] <BillThePhon> Mirage master
4527[16:28:33] <sektor88> ooh, the new xeno game
4528[16:28:34] <Tyranic-Moron> "Genei Ibun Roku" apparently
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4530[16:28:49] <Starnerf[work]> X
4531[16:29:01] <sektor88> yeah, same header they use for the persona and dvil survivors
4532[16:29:03] <Starnerf[work]> or Chronicles X
4533[16:29:06] <sektor88> not "real smt"
4534[16:29:26] <LB> lunik1, what do you mean "of sorts"?
4535[16:29:38] <LB> but also goddamn, Sam Logan is magic
4536[16:29:45] <QuarterNote> and more animal crossing
4537[16:29:47] <QuarterNote> cuz why not
4538[16:30:09] <Starnerf[work]> Now you are the Tom Nook
4539[16:30:30] <Noy2222> It's not real Animal Crossing
4540[16:30:34] <QuarterNote> and cards because also why not
4541[16:30:36] <Noy2222> It's just a house designer shit
4542[16:30:37] <Spluuga> trade cards
4543[16:30:48] <BillThePhon> Tom Nook runs that town
4544[16:31:04] <QuarterNote> Noy2222 so you mean 75% of what all AC is
4545[16:31:19] <QuarterNote> oh god
4546[16:31:23] <Starnerf[work]> AC board game?
4547[16:31:26] <QuarterNote> AC mario party
4548[16:31:27] <Noy2222> AC is about collecting butterflies
4549[16:31:43] <lunik1> LB: It's some sort of multiplayer metroid. Blastball was part of it.
4550[16:31:51] <Gilles> "one amiibo required per player"
4551[16:32:05] *Spluuga chuckles and watches the world burn*
4552[16:32:17] <Wildy> Animal Crossing Party?
4553[16:32:19] *QuarterNote tosses Spluuga in a trashcan*
4554[16:32:23] <BillThePhon> You got your Mario party in my animal crossing
4555[16:32:37] <Starnerf[work]> this could be fun
4556[16:32:38] *Spluuga chuckles from the trashcan*
4557[16:32:43] <Starnerf[work]> maybe
4558[16:32:44] <LB> Eh, that counts.
4559[16:32:46] <QuarterNote> yarn yoshi
4560[16:32:50] <LB> But kinda doesn't sound good for Metroid fans :(
4561[16:33:11] <Starnerf[work]> That is all the yarn yoshi amiibos they will make
4562[16:33:19] <Gilles> please buy amiibo
4563[16:33:21] <CaptainSpam> Multiplayer Metroid?  Like Hunters?
4564[16:33:25] <Starnerf[work]> they're all hand-knitted
4565[16:33:32] <Starnerf[work]> yes,, it was like HUnters
4566[16:33:36] <Starnerf[work]> Hunters*
4567[16:33:51] <CaptainSpam> Hunters, all said, wasn't that bad.  Maybe a bit a stretch to call it a Metroid game, but still.
4568[16:34:04] <Starnerf[work]> That one woman has made all the yoshi amiibos
4569[16:34:19] <QuarterNote> oh god plushie amiibo
4570[16:34:54] <Wildy> So this is that yarn game from yesterday right?
4571[16:34:56] <QuarterNote> coming soon: Build your own Amiibo
4572[16:34:58] <Wildy> Only with yoshi?
4573[16:34:58] <henine> so has anyone cloned the amiibo chip/signal yet?
4574[16:35:10] <sektor88> henine: yes
4575[16:35:16] <sektor88> successfully, I might add
4576[16:35:39] <sektor88> since it's just an nfc chip
4577[16:36:11] <henine> well.. theoretically you could have some sort of cryptography in there
4578[16:36:20] <QuarterNote> that mario yoshi is terrifying
4579[16:36:30] <Spluuga> that yoshi ate the other yoshi and poop it out in a ball and threw it
4580[16:37:25] <Spluuga> nintendo is just trolling
4581[16:37:31] <QuarterNote> Bug Hunter 2015!
4582[16:37:40] <sektor88> oh yeah, this is a thing in Japan
4583[16:37:44] <QuarterNote> oh
4584[16:37:51] <QuarterNote> its Not-pokemon
4585[16:37:51] <PyMoronBot> Portable Atrocities! Must be encapsulated en masse!
4586[16:38:20] <QuarterNote> OH GOD SPINNING
4587[16:38:37] <QuarterNote> clearly a ploy to sell more 3ds's by breaking yours
4588[16:38:42] <Starnerf[work]> Springdale's gonna get so exorcised
4589[16:38:54] <Starnerf[work]> New Paper Mario
4590[16:39:00] <Starnerf[work]> AND new M&L
4591[16:39:07] <Starnerf[work]> at the same time
4592[16:39:10] <sektor88> mhm
4593[16:39:14] <QuarterNote> New paper mario and lugi 3D
4594[16:39:19] <CaptainSpam> That reminds me, my 3DS's R button is getting somewhat flaky...
4595[16:39:38] <CaptainSpam> New Paper Mario would make me feel better if not for Sticker Star.
4596[16:40:04] <Starnerf[work]> Yeah, Sticker Star was not great
4597[16:40:05] <QuarterNote> lol
4598[16:40:06] <QuarterNote> paper jam
4599[16:40:13] <sektor88> lawl, paper jam
4600[16:40:18] <Starnerf[work]> Ooh, new Mario Tennis
4601[16:40:23] <henine> Mario x Mario
4602[16:40:27] <Wildy> A Mario crossover?
4603[16:40:57] <CaptainSpam> Mario^2?
4604[16:41:16] <Starnerf[work]> Lots of stuff coming out holiday season
4605[16:41:32] <BillThePhon> Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
4606[16:42:04] <Spluuga> cat paw
4607[16:42:29] <BillThePhon> Pat, caw!
4608[16:42:32] <Spluuga> dis is how I design games
4609[16:42:36] <QuarterNote> Cloud is OP
4610[16:42:38] <QuarterNote> pls Nerf
4611[16:43:13] <Starnerf[work]> I can do nothing
4612[16:43:22] <Starnerf[work]> it is beyond my ability to balance
4613[16:43:39] <Starnerf[work]> wat
4614[16:43:44] <QuarterNote> Pls buy wii fit amiibos
4615[16:43:46] <Spluuga> just stack things on things
4616[16:43:49] <Starnerf[work]> tiny WiiFit Trainer
4617[16:43:50] <QuarterNote> MORE AMIIBOS
4618[16:44:08] <Tyranic-Moron> mooore amiibos for us to run out of
4619[16:44:08] *HubbeKing stumbles back into chat*
4620[16:44:26] <sektor88> haiii hubbe
4621[16:45:05] <henine> yay artificial scarcity!
4622[16:46:23] <HubbeKing> omg
4623[16:46:24] <HubbeKing> OMG
4624[16:46:26] <HubbeKing> METROID?
4625[16:46:28] <HubbeKing> GIEB
4626[16:46:33] *sektor88 wants starfox 0 now plz*
4627[16:46:43] <HubbeKing> DON'T CARE, 3DS METROID
4628[16:47:00] <sektor88> even with foxeses, hubbe? :P
4629[16:47:09] <CaptainSpam> Starfox 0: Starkit.
4630[16:47:15] <HubbeKing> 3DS METROID, SEKTOR
4631[16:47:19] <Spluuga> done
4632[16:47:19] <CaptainSpam> Slippy Tadpole.
4633[16:47:26] <Spluuga> bye
4634[16:47:29] *QuarterNote turns HubbeKing into yarn yoshi fox*
4635[16:47:33] <sektor88> HubbeKing: don't care, new starfox~
4636[16:47:53] <HubbeKing> Eh, WiiU game.
4637[16:48:03] <HubbeKing> Don't have a WiiU, don't much want one
4638[16:48:11] <HubbeKing> Unless there comes a WiiU metroid
4639[16:48:15] <HubbeKing> In which case ohyes
4640[16:48:25] <sektor88> I do, so I'm okay with this
4641[16:48:40] <Gilles> that will come
4642[16:48:44] <HPBriefcase> I have salt towards Frontier at the moment
4643[16:48:46] <CaptainSpam> I has me a WiiU.  I'm cool with this turn of events.
4644[16:48:48] <Wildy> Hang on, effectively 1/7 people in the world has played a Nintendo game?
4645[16:49:19] <Gilles> I wouldn't be surprised
4646[16:49:35] <CaptainSpam> I'd expect that number was higher back in Nintendo's heyday.
4647[16:49:39] <Tyranic-Moron> sounds potentially accurate
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4649[16:49:53] <Spluuga> nintendo really is just trolling
4650[16:49:57] <henine> i've played a mario game... the first level in the html5 version
4651[16:50:10] <Gilles> Wii Sports was massive for a while
4652[16:50:15] <Gilles> just as one example
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4654[16:50:36] <lunik1> Fallout Shelter confirmed for Android
4655[16:50:40] <CaptainSpam> ~weather
4656[16:50:44] <QuarterNote> lunik1 when
4657[16:50:54] <henine> when when when?!
4658[16:51:01] <lunik1> QuarterNote: "a few months"
4659[16:51:13] <QuarterNote> booo
4660[16:51:22] <henine> but i want it naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaow....
4661[16:51:25] <lunik1> QuarterNote: "hopefully"
4662[16:51:32] <QuarterNote> more boo
4663[16:52:14] <lunik1> no Wii U Zelda
4664[16:52:35] <sektor88> noep
4665[16:53:11] <QuarterNote> wii U zelda is obviously being delayed for the NX or whatever
4666[16:53:22] <Tyranic-Moron> no zelda news :I
4667[16:53:23] <QuarterNote> like how twilight was
4668[16:53:25] <sektor88> wouldn't be the first time
4669[16:54:13] <lunik1> whatever the NX exactly is
4670[16:54:14] <CaptainSpam> Come to think of it, I've never played Skyward Sword...
4671[16:54:25] <WokenClick> I enjoyed it.
4672[16:55:42] <Gilles> Heavy Rain and Beyond: Two Souls are coming to PS4 only in Europe apparently, which is a bit weird http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2015/06/16/heavy-rain-and-beyond-two-souls-are-coming-to-ps4/
4673[16:55:44] <PyMoronBot> Heavy Rain and Beyond: Two Souls are coming to PS4 - PlayStation.Blog.Europe (at blog.eu.playstation.com)
4674[16:57:39] <Wildy> ~2mins to steam rollover
4675[16:58:57] <LB> beyond two souls makes me sad and angry
4676[16:59:07] <Starnerf[work]> Oh, AMD is already streaming their card updates
4677[16:59:40] <Spluuga> wait.. what
4678[16:59:48] <CaptainSpam> Presumably not sad in the way they wanted to make you sad?
4679[16:59:49] <QuarterNote> Squeenix ime
4680[16:59:51] <QuarterNote> *time
4681[17:00:02] <Spluuga> shen mue is on 2,5mil
4682[17:00:14] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v azc^
4683[17:00:26] <Tyranic-Moron> I'd have thought it'd be higher by now to be honest
4684[17:02:33] <QuarterNote> ohhh
4685[17:02:43] <QuarterNote> Humble is giving away twitch turbo again
4686[17:02:59] <Tyranic-Moron> yep
4687[17:03:01] <Tyranic-Moron> as usual
4688[17:03:08] <Spluuga> yeah I grabbed it
4689[17:03:11] <QuarterNote> gimme my $1 turbo
4690[17:03:18] <Tyranic-Moron> I wonder if this will work...
4691[17:03:21] <Tyranic-Moron> ^humble
4692[17:03:24] <DideRobot> Humble Indie Bundle: All-Stars has an average price of $4.83 and raised $455,599.32 from 94,396 people. It will end in 56 minutes. It contains 8 titles. PWYW: World of Goo | Super Meat Boy | Dustforce DX | Risk of Rain | Antichamber. BTA: Dungeon Defenders Collection | LIMBO | Braid.
4693[17:03:45] <Tyranic-Moron> ^humble twitche3
4694[17:03:46] <DideRobot> E3 2015 Digital Ticket has an average price of $3.94 and raised $322,953.84 from 81,961 people. It will end in 2 days, 21 hours, 56 minutes. It contains 17 titles. PWYW: WildStar Standard Edition | Warframe | Ghost Recon Phantoms | World of Warships | World of Tanks | Magicka Wizard Wars | Psychonauts | Grim Fandango | PAYDAY 2 | Company of Heroes |
4695[17:03:47] <DideRobot> Age of Empires II: HD Edition - The Forgotten Expansion | SMITE | Total War: ATTILA | Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege | PAYDAY 2. BTA: Medieval II: Total War | Cities in Motion 2.
4696[17:04:27] <Tyranic-Moron> not really I guess, doesn't list non-game things
4697[17:06:02] <LB> ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, goddamn it. Amazon has totally jacked up the console prices for E3
4698[17:06:06] <LB> and games too?
4699[17:06:15] <Noy2222> Woohoo! Steam useless cards are paying out
4700[17:06:21] <Noy2222> I already got $2
4701[17:06:28] <LB> Wait, what cards?
4702[17:07:07] <CaptainSpam> The Steam trading cards.
4703[17:07:43] <LB> General ones or is this sale giving some out?
4704[17:07:59] <Tyranic-Moron> yes
4705[17:08:07] <LB> ah
4706[17:08:14] <Aeryn> fiiinally the squeenix conf starts
4707[17:08:23] <LB> Also wait, hang on, System Shock 2 is only 69p?
4708[17:08:27] <LB> Shit I have to get it, don't I?
4709[17:09:05] <Spluuga> froont misssiiioon
4710[17:09:17] <Starnerf[work]> Square using the up close teleprompters and a podium
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4712[17:09:27] <Starnerf[work]> so professional
4713[17:09:34] <Aeryn> yeh lol
4714[17:09:36] <Aeryn> im bored
4715[17:09:52] <Starnerf[work]> Is the stream cutting in and out for anyone else?
4716[17:09:55] <LB> Oh hey, when I bought the Witcher 3 the other day, I got like five trading cards and even though they refunded the game, I still have the cards and can make a little profit...
4717[17:09:57] <Aeryn> nope
4718[17:09:57] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
4719[17:09:59] <Aeryn> on youtube
4720[17:10:27] <QuarterNote> Starnerf[work] not on twitch
4721[17:10:33] <Starnerf[work]> I was watching on twitch
4722[17:10:48] <Starnerf[work]> the video was blanking multiple times in rapid succession
4723[17:10:56] <QuarterNote> this man cannot be more dudebro
4724[17:11:05] <XelaReko> HEY AERO
4725[17:11:35] <Spluuga> I already saw this speach >.<
4726[17:11:36] <QuarterNote> you know squenix just because your characters have dumb hair doesnt mean you have to
4727[17:11:59] <Tyranic-Moron> oh right Just Cause 3 is Squeenix
4728[17:12:04] <CaptainSpam> QuarterNote: Wait... so you mean all this time, they were just making character designs based on what was normal to them?
4729[17:12:30] <DoctorGyarados> we all know self-insert mary sues are the best characters
4730[17:12:30] <QuarterNote> that was
4731[17:12:34] <henine> oh steam is selling porn games now
4732[17:12:35] <Starnerf[work]> All those complaints about wacky JRPG hair and it was just based on their own hair the whole time
4733[17:12:36] <QuarterNote> a pitiful clap
4734[17:12:38] <Spluuga> pls no more teleprompter
4735[17:12:47] <WokenClick> what?
4736[17:12:51] *QuarterNote returns Spluuga to the garbage*
4737[17:12:53] <Starnerf[work]> The acoustics are really weird in that room
4738[17:12:59] <WokenClick> henie, what is that referring to?
4739[17:12:59] <Aeryn> henine: actual sex or just titilation?
4740[17:13:01] <Starnerf[work]> it's like boardroom
4741[17:13:08] <henine> http://store.steampowered.com/app/323320/
4742[17:13:09] *MasterCheese hugs chat*
4743[17:13:10] <PyMoronBot> harvesting the ...
4744[17:13:11] *Spluuga mewls loudly*
4745[17:13:25] <HPBriefcase> Grow home was short, but real good.
4746[17:13:39] <QuarterNote> grow home also destinctly not porn
4747[17:13:45] <Aeryn> i don't get it
4748[17:13:50] <Aeryn> what is pron about this game
4749[17:13:53] <Starnerf[work]> Did you mean one of those anime games?
4750[17:14:06] <EldraziOutlaw> adi_pie you around?
4751[17:14:20] <WokenClick> They are in Hat's twitch chat
4752[17:14:26] <henine> "A game about penetrating large bodies with thick, growing, spurting lengths. Make the big organic stalk explode in a shower of seeds. Make MOM happy!" - Jim Sterling
4753[17:14:59] <QuarterNote> still not porn
4754[17:15:32] <Tyranic-Moron> in the same way that Vlad is not a vampire?
4755[17:15:47] <Wildy> According to the steam front page Microsoft Flight Simulator is -130%
4756[17:15:50] <LB> TM, do you have a PS4? Or are you a PC man true and true?
4757[17:15:51] <Dicey> Missed the first part of Squeenix
4758[17:15:55] <Dicey> Andything interesting?
4759[17:15:57] <Aeryn> no
4760[17:16:00] <Starnerf[work]> Just Cause 3
4761[17:16:03] <Tyranic-Moron> I have a PS4 and a 360
4762[17:16:04] <WokenClick> not. at. all.
4763[17:16:05] <Starnerf[work]> unlimited C4
4764[17:16:07] <QuarterNote> Fuel Tanks dont work like that
4765[17:16:15] <LB> Is it good?
4766[17:16:24] <Starnerf[work]> If you like Just Cause
4767[17:16:25] <Aeryn> explosive fuel tanks bro
4768[17:16:31] <Aeryn> EXPLOSIVE FUEL TANKS
4769[17:16:37] <LB> (also wow, System Shock 2 is only 500MB. Oh, old games.)
4770[17:16:39] <Starnerf[work]> It looks very Just Cause
4771[17:16:50] <Tyranic-Moron> yeah it's pretty dece. haven't touched it in a while though as it dried up on exclusives a bit.
4772[17:17:03] <Tyranic-Moron> InFamous Second Son is really good
4773[17:17:07] <DoctorGyarados> ohhey E:D is up on daily today
4774[17:17:12] <LB> Hmm
4775[17:17:20] <LB> Is the Ninty conference over by the way? Did they not show Zelda?
4776[17:17:29] <Tyranic-Moron> no wii u zelda
4777[17:17:32] <Tyranic-Moron> some 3ds zelda
4778[17:17:33] <Aeryn> ^
4779[17:17:39] <Aeryn> also it ends in 15 mins
4780[17:17:47] <DoctorGyarados> I heard Hyrule Warriors on 3DS, and something about Four Swords
4781[17:18:01] <QuarterNote> Buisness Division VI GET HYPE
4782[17:18:05] <Aeryn> Triforce whatever, the new multiplayer zelda
4783[17:18:28] <Starnerf[work]> That's the most exciting business division
4784[17:18:43] <QuarterNote> ohhhh Platinum
4785[17:18:53] <Starnerf[work]> This conference is really awkward compared to the others
4786[17:19:06] <Aeryn> too rigid
4787[17:19:20] <Spluuga> giev?
4788[17:19:36] <Starnerf[work]> http://www.twitch.tv/twitch
4789[17:19:37] <PyMoronBot> 03Twitch "E3 Day 1 begins at 9am PDT - Nintendo, Square Enix, PC Gaming Conference, and MORE!"14, playing E3 201503 (Live with 106,564 viewers)
4790[17:19:44] <Aeryn> what is this game and why is it pretty
4791[17:19:56] <sektor88> huh, new nier
4792[17:20:00] <DoctorGyarados> my friends' wishlist entries are disappearing from my activity feed
4793[17:20:01] <QuarterNote> ohhhhh Nier
4794[17:20:07] <Dicey> youtube.com/e3
4795[17:20:12] <Aeryn> ooooooooh
4796[17:20:13] <Tyranic-Moron> time to head home
4797[17:20:16] <Aeryn> now i have to play the first
4798[17:20:29] <Aeryn> been on my list for too long
4799[17:20:53] <Spluuga> Nieeerrr
4800[17:21:02] <Aeryn> scattered applause for a series thats not too popular
4801[17:21:12] <QuarterNote> Lady in skirt with massive sword
4802[17:21:15] <sektor88> Just announce the new front mission already, Squeenix
4803[17:21:16] <QuarterNote> andddddd
4804[17:21:19] <QuarterNote> man in a mask
4805[17:21:24] <sektor88> that's.. one way of doing it
4806[17:21:28] <Wildy> only ps4?
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4808[17:21:40] <betsy> this intro music is awful.
4809[17:21:46] <betsy> it'd be better without any music.
4810[17:21:48] <CaptainSpam> QuarterNote: That needs to be the title.
4811[17:21:50] <Starnerf[work]> Did they turn off his mic?
4812[17:21:55] <Dicey> The helmet  seems unnecessary
4813[17:22:13] <QuarterNote> Dicey most things Squeenix do are unnecessary
4814[17:22:17] <sektor88> dude has massive stage fright? :P
4815[17:22:27] <CaptainSpam> Lady In Skirt With Massive Sword And Man In Mask.  With its sequel, LiSwMSaMiM2, coming next year.
4816[17:22:32] <Dicey> He looks like he needs a yarn doll
4817[17:22:35] <betsy> hahah just saw on twitter "not as cute as the puppets......"
4818[17:22:44] <Wildy> The crappy stream on CWH
4819[17:22:45] <sektor88> Welp, if Platinum's working on it, hopefully it won't be garbo
4820[17:22:51] <Wildy> makes this even creepier
4821[17:22:51] <betsy> dude the twitch stream is tripping balls
4822[17:23:02] <Aeryn> its twitch
4823[17:23:04] <QuarterNote> sektor88 im hoping Bayonetta Nier edition
4824[17:23:05] <Dicey> I'm using the Youtube one. Working fine.
4825[17:23:07] <Starnerf[work]> yeah, it was messed up for me, too
4826[17:23:08] <Aeryn> idk why ppl trust it with shit like this
4827[17:23:16] <sektor88> I'm streaming right form squeenix's twitch page and it's working fine. The E3 host page derped hard for me though
4828[17:23:19] <Starnerf[work]> but it's the only one that's been like that so far
4829[17:23:22] <Mara> QN: Yes please!
4830[17:23:30] <BrainSaute> Mara!
4831[17:23:32] <sektor88> I just want P* to work on MGRR2
4832[17:23:34] <BrainSaute> Are you in nyc yet?
4833[17:23:34] <Mara> Brain! :D
4834[17:23:42] <Spluuga> pls less talk
4835[17:23:53] <betsy> hahaha it went offline
4836[17:24:03] <Mara> Nah, still wrapping up loose ends. The biggest one that the form that I need to request a Visa is currently in the mail
4837[17:24:08] <BrainSaute> We want to celebrate when you come join us in ny
4838[17:24:17] <BrainSaute> Ahh
4839[17:24:18] <BrainSaute> I see
4840[17:24:18] <Aeryn> i feel satisfied
4841[17:24:23] <BrainSaute> well keep us up to date
4842[17:24:24] <Aeryn> going to the final fantasy deal page on steam
4843[17:24:27] <Mara> I do too, and you're definitely invited
4844[17:24:28] <Aeryn> and seeing that i own everything
4845[17:24:30] <Aeryn> i like this
4846[17:24:32] <Aeryn> i like this a lot
4847[17:24:34] <Starnerf[work]> Brain will arrange for the Empire State Building to light up in whatever color you like
4848[17:24:42] <sektor88> Aeryn: will your body be ready for the PS4 FF7 remake?
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4850[17:24:46] <QuarterNote> more tomb raider
4851[17:24:48] <Starnerf[work]> Tomb Raider
4852[17:24:49] <Mara> Starnerf[work]: Can she get it to light up in patterns?
4853[17:24:51] <BrainSaute> Starnerf[work], If I had that power, somehow I would make it be a dick always
4854[17:24:52] <Aeryn> it already is
4855[17:24:58] <sektor88> good, gooood
4856[17:25:01] <QuarterNote> Tomb Raider: Now with less PTSD
4857[17:25:02] <Starnerf[work]> I think it can do patterns
4858[17:25:31] <Aeryn> i watched some of the gameplay for tomb raider earlier
4859[17:25:34] <Aeryn> i'm really hyped for it
4860[17:25:41] <elcalen> hm, audio sounding really crappy here
4861[17:25:50] <Mara> Ooh, Grow Home dropped another 10%. Not quite the drop I was hoping for, but glad I held off.
4862[17:26:14] <Roosevelt_fon> Ooh steam sales
4863[17:26:31] <Mara> Yeah, it rolled over half an hour ago
4864[17:26:32] <Spluuga> intense teleprompter reading
4865[17:27:03] <DoctorGyarados> <sektor88> I just want P* to work on MGRR2
4866[17:27:06] <DoctorGyarados> Frog Fractions 2?
4867[17:27:09] <Roosevelt_fon> Hehe dino dday 50 cents
4868[17:27:15] <QuarterNote> Tomb Raider: She's seen some shit Edition
4869[17:27:21] <Mara> Oh God, don't get that :P it's terrible
4870[17:27:22] <sektor88> DoctorGyarados: sure :P
4871[17:27:25] <Starnerf[work]> But her hair still looks great
4872[17:27:32] <Starnerf[work]> dat sheen
4873[17:27:52] <Aeryn> i really appriciate the skin
4874[17:28:02] <Dicey> Must've had a fantastic hair stylist
4875[17:28:06] <DoctorGyarados> That makes you sound like a serial murderer, Aeryn
4876[17:28:10] <Starnerf[work]> that face looks really good
4877[17:28:14] <Starnerf[work]> the eyes are great
4878[17:28:17] <Aeryn> pls.... stop
4879[17:28:30] <Aeryn> the skin is great tho
4880[17:28:49] <Starnerf[work]> really nice shaders
4881[17:28:59] <LB> I keep seeing Grow Home and reading it as Gone Home
4882[17:29:19] <QuarterNote> Squeenix pls gib FFXV
4883[17:29:27] <Aeryn> pls gib kh3
4884[17:29:29] <Wildy> https://twitter.com/twostepsonward/status/610860978582999040
4885[17:29:30] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/16 10:26] @twostepsonward: @JimSterling It actually was Pele.
4886[17:29:31] <HPBriefcase> Gib KH3
4887[17:29:34] <Spluuga> front missiioonn
4888[17:29:48] <Aeryn> can the cunt outside
4889[17:29:51] <Starnerf[work]> mobile ecosystem?
4890[17:29:52] <Aeryn> stop revving his fucking bike
4891[17:29:55] <Starnerf[work]> noooo
4892[17:29:56] <Aeryn> i'm gonna hit someone
4893[17:30:06] <Mara> Aeryn: I would suggest the person making the noise!
4894[17:30:11] <XelaReko> Hai Mara!
4895[17:30:14] <MasterCheese> http://i.imgur.com/wTJcSmI.gifv
4896[17:30:14] <PyMoronBot> ... Genius 14| 2Animated! 14| 720x930 14| Size: 33,173kb 14| Views: 1,906,329
4897[17:30:16] <MasterCheese> This robot
4898[17:30:16] <Mara> Heya Xela :D
4899[17:30:18] <MasterCheese> Is the best robot
4900[17:30:19] <Aeryn> suggest what, mara
4901[17:30:26] <Roosevelt_fon> I hope we get a new sleeping dogs game
4902[17:30:27] <Aeryn> ...oh
4903[17:30:29] <Aeryn> okay, yeah
4904[17:30:30] <Mara> Aeryn: For hitting :P
4905[17:30:39] <Spluuga> MasterCheese, I got to silver 4 finally
4906[17:30:44] <Wildy> Roosevelt_fon: I hope so too, since that Triad Wars thing doesn't count
4907[17:30:59] <QuarterNote> cartoony croft
4908[17:31:20] <CaptainSpam> Cartoony Croft?
4909[17:31:24] <Dicey> Probably mobile game
4910[17:31:33] <QuarterNote> yes
4911[17:31:34] <Dicey> Yup
4912[17:31:38] <QuarterNote> Tomb Raider Go
4913[17:31:46] <Aeryn> surprised that Old!Croft is getting ettgin games churned out for it
4914[17:31:47] <CaptainSpam> That somehow doesn't sit well with me.
4915[17:31:57] <Aeryn> TURN BASED LARA CROFT
4916[17:31:59] <Aeryn> ok im out
4917[17:32:06] *Mara perks up*
4918[17:32:08] <Mara> Wait, turn based?
4919[17:32:15] <Spluuga> yup
4920[17:32:18] <Aeryn> thats what he said
4921[17:32:23] <elcalen> like hitman go but tomb raider
4922[17:32:25] <Roosevelt_fon> Wildy: im in a work conference call so let me know if they announce :P
4923[17:32:26] <Dicey> Durgens
4924[17:32:28] <Aeryn> obligatory heavenwards trailer
4925[17:32:48] <Aeryn> i really need life is strange some time
4926[17:32:49] <Wildy> Roosevelt_fon: I will, but it probably won't happen
4927[17:32:52] <Roosevelt_fon> I want mor bunny hopping zombie dlc
4928[17:33:01] <Roosevelt_fon> Yeah i know :/
4929[17:33:11] <QuarterNote> KINGDOM HEARTS
4930[17:33:28] <Aeryn> YESSSS
4931[17:33:30] <QuarterNote> translator pls
4932[17:33:33] <Dicey> Finally
4933[17:33:34] <QuarterNote> pls translator
4934[17:33:36] <sektor88> is the translator taking a dump?
4935[17:33:46] <Dicey> Needs a drink
4936[17:33:47] <Aeryn> lol
4937[17:33:52] <Aeryn> im sitting here understanding the entire into
4938[17:33:55] <sektor88> Ah, the ff7 trailer again
4939[17:33:57] <Spluuga> translator dropped the ball
4940[17:33:59] <Aeryn> but the the translator never starts with the rest
4941[17:34:00] <Aeryn> rip
4942[17:34:07] <Aeryn> MOICHIDOO
4943[17:34:12] <sektor88> I knew that much :P
4944[17:34:13] <QuarterNote> this is distinctly not Kingdom Hearts
4945[17:34:19] <Dicey> Translator was playing with the Uncharted controller
4946[17:34:19] <sektor88> QuarterNote: indeed, it's something ebtter
4947[17:34:21] <Mara> LB: Only one of those is an exclusive...
4948[17:34:26] <QuarterNote> oh right
4949[17:34:27] <Spluuga> yeeeeeeeeeessssssssss
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4951[17:34:35] <henine> i... might have that much money and want a ps4 and those games *whimper*
4952[17:34:36] <Aeryn> man this looks so nice ;o;
4953[17:34:40] <LB> Mara: but a PS3 is still cheaper than a brand new PC that can run them D:
4954[17:34:42] <Roosevelt_fon> mexico passed marriage equality
4955[17:34:43] <Dicey> FF7 trailer again
4956[17:34:45] <LB> *PS4
4957[17:34:47] <Roosevelt_fon> Woo!
4958[17:34:50] <Tyranic-Moron> Mara: PC not good enough
4959[17:34:59] <Aeryn> i love how clouds sword looks
4960[17:35:01] <Aeryn> in a sec
4961[17:35:12] <Aeryn> anotehr weird thing i appriciate
4962[17:35:14] <QuarterNote> I might actually be able to play FF7 now
4963[17:35:26] <QuarterNote> cuz i cannot stand the graphics
4964[17:35:29] <Aeryn> DAT SHINE
4965[17:35:46] <sektor88> Ah, there's the translator
4966[17:35:49] <QuarterNote> oh hai there translator
4967[17:35:56] <Aeryn> stop being a head of me ;o;
4968[17:35:58] <sektor88> Goddammit squeenix you trolls
4969[17:35:59] <Aeryn> ahead*
4970[17:36:00] <sektor88> :P
4971[17:36:24] <QuarterNote> no one cares about your PC version Squeenix
4972[17:36:28] <LB> OH, there's a thought. If I don't pay for Playstation online or whatever, can I still get player messages in Bloodborne?
4973[17:36:32] <QuarterNote> it looks terribad
4974[17:36:47] <QuarterNote> and now Kingdom hearts
4975[17:36:54] <Aeryn> 'the original version of you game that came out nearly 20 years ago looks terribad'
4976[17:36:58] <Aeryn> QN r u 4 real
4977[17:36:59] <sektor88> and now kh3
4978[17:37:13] <QuarterNote> Aeryn they tried to upres the graphics
4979[17:37:15] <sektor88> pc version doesn't matter, only remake and ps1 version matter now :P
4980[17:37:19] <Aeryn> they really didn't
4981[17:37:26] <Dicey> Mobile game
4982[17:37:28] <Dicey> Dammit
4983[17:37:37] <Spluuga> hahahahahahaaa
4984[17:37:40] <Aeryn> godamnit
4985[17:37:41] <sektor88> are they gonna do what ff did last night? Shit mobile game then the real hype?
4986[17:37:43] <Spluuga> delicious teaaars
4987[17:37:44] <Aeryn> this is cute
4988[17:37:45] <Aeryn> but pls
4989[17:37:46] <LB> ahhh, so much money. :(
4990[17:37:47] <Aeryn> kh3
4991[17:37:48] <Dicey> !flip Spluuga
4992[17:37:50] <UnsafeBot> (%uFF89%u0CA5%u0414%u0CA5)%uFF89%u0250%u0183nn%u0283dS
4993[17:37:55] <Spluuga> ahahahahahaha
4994[17:38:02] *QuarterNote skins Spluuga *
4995[17:38:05] <Dicey> Dammit can't kick
4996[17:38:09] <Aeryn> everyone and their mums has a keyblade in this tite
4997[17:38:10] <Aeryn> wtf
4998[17:38:14] <EldraziOutlaw> ahahahahah
4999[17:38:15] <Spluuga> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa
5000[17:38:50] <Aeryn> if it's mobile i want to know one thing
5001[17:39:00] <Aeryn> is it going to turn out like airborne brigade
5002[17:39:07] <Aeryn> because if so, seeyah sqeenix
5003[17:39:15] <Spluuga> KH Go
5004[17:39:44] <QuarterNote> KH3 HYPE
5005[17:39:48] <Aeryn> it'll go to NA but not europe
5006[17:39:51] <sektor88> pay no attention to the shit mobile game now
5007[17:39:52] <sektor88> :P
5008[17:39:54] <Dicey> There we go
5009[17:39:58] <Aeryn> strike one in the 'pls not like airborne brigade' list
5010[17:40:11] <Dicey> gameplay pls
5011[17:40:14] <Spluuga> hue hue
5012[17:40:28] <Aeryn> ;o;
5013[17:40:51] <Aeryn> i want to know what worlds are in KH3 damnit
5014[17:40:56] <sektor88> nope, just hype
5015[17:40:57] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
5016[17:41:00] <Aeryn> and i'm still peeved i'm a few seconds behind everyone D:
5017[17:41:12] <sektor88> wait, hold it
5018[17:41:15] <sektor88> holllld iiiit
5019[17:41:18] <DoctorGyarados> LB: Wiki doesn't say
5020[17:41:25] <sektor88> nope, just hype
5021[17:41:32] <sektor88> new world though
5022[17:41:34] <DoctorGyarados> I would presume no PS+ prevents messages, though
5023[17:41:41] <Spluuga> teasing
5024[17:41:43] <QuarterNote> Gameplay
5025[17:41:44] <Aeryn> :|
5026[17:41:53] <Aeryn> pls no talky
5027[17:41:54] <Aeryn> lemme see
5028[17:42:01] <Dicey> Dammit producer-san
5029[17:42:03] <DoctorGyarados> the description of the item is "Note: Online use only. Cannot use this item offline."
5030[17:42:18] <Aeryn> wooooooooooooo finally
5031[17:42:21] <QuarterNote> KH3 confirmed a chess game
5032[17:42:46] <Aeryn> omfggg
5033[17:42:51] <QuarterNote> god damn that looks good
5034[17:42:54] <Aeryn> omfgggg
5035[17:42:57] <Aeryn> i need a ps4
5036[17:42:59] <Aeryn> end of dicussions
5037[17:43:00] <sektor88> Eh, looks like a KH game
5038[17:43:01] <sektor88> :P
5039[17:43:18] <DoctorGyarados> ah, confirmed
5040[17:43:22] <QuarterNote> GUNSMAN
5041[17:43:38] <Aeryn> ive seen that key before
5042[17:43:41] <Aeryn> it's in KH2
5043[17:43:46] <Aeryn> comes froma  specific world
5044[17:43:47] <DoctorGyarados> LB: Found it. Asynchronus Network Play (that is, messages) requires PS+
5045[17:43:54] <DoctorGyarados> LB: http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/Online
5046[17:44:14] <QuarterNote> lots of vehicle combat
5047[17:44:19] <Aeryn> omfg teacups
5048[17:44:21] <Aeryn> i love that
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5050[17:44:36] <QuarterNote> baby xeahanort?
5051[17:44:41] <sektor88> and on XBone too
5052[17:44:44] <sektor88> huh
5053[17:44:52] <Aeryn> yeah dat eye color man
5054[17:44:55] <Dicey> FFFFFFF
5055[17:44:58] <LB> Doc: aww, man.
5056[17:45:13] <LB> Thanks for looking it up, but that's disappointing. The messages were such a big part of the Dark Souls experience...
5057[17:45:15] <QuarterNote> Aeryn its totally baby xehanort
5058[17:45:26] <Aeryn> yeah as i said... dat eye color
5059[17:45:32] <Aeryn> he is the wesker of the KKH series
5060[17:45:36] <Aeryn> never fucking stays dead
5061[17:45:38] <QuarterNote> no idea who the other one is
5062[17:45:45] <Dicey> Still no release date
5063[17:45:56] <sektor88> no Front Mission announcement, sadness
5064[17:45:59] <QuarterNote> oh god that chibi
5065[17:46:03] <Aeryn> i'm actually interested in worlf od final fantasy, it looks cute
5066[17:46:08] <Spluuga> front missiooon
5067[17:46:13] <Mara> Is it strange that Horizon Zero Dawn is the E3 game I'm most enthusiastic about so far?
5068[17:46:21] <Dicey> Nope
5069[17:46:21] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
5070[17:46:25] <sektor88> Mara: nah, horizon looks sweet
5071[17:46:29] <DoctorGyarados> LB: Dark Souls III is coming up, with the man behind Bloodborne, Demon's Souls, and Dark Souls 1 at the helm, so. Maybe just wait?
5072[17:46:48] <sektor88> 2/3 games I wanted info on got shown off during E3, so that's good enough for me
5073[17:46:50] <QuarterNote> Final Fantasy: Kawaii Edition
5074[17:47:01] <sektor88> kawaiinal fantasy?
5075[17:47:32] <Aeryn> its like someone said 'hey so we created this multiverse with dissidia, lets do something else with it'
5076[17:48:34] <Aeryn> this conf is great because i'm standing at the bank in the grove and everyone once in awhile GW2 will just shout out "TREESONG GO WITH YOU" in the middle of e3
5077[17:50:13] <sektor88> the tiny magitek armor tho
5078[17:50:39] <EldraziOutlaw> Mara, not really, that game looks sweet
5079[17:50:56] <Gilles> with how much is "coming in 2016", is anything actually coming out this year?
5080[17:51:05] <Aeryn> sektor88: i know, adorbs
5081[17:51:06] <WokenClick> a lot of nintendo stuff
5082[17:51:35] <Dicey> Fallout 4 Gilles
5083[17:51:39] <Aeryn> tbh i just want a release date for bravely second and FF explorers
5084[17:51:42] <sektor88> so shenmue 3 is the fastest game on kickstarter to raise 2 mil
5085[17:51:44] <Aeryn> fucking nippon
5086[17:51:52] <Gilles> they said Q1 2016 for Bravely Second
5087[17:52:08] <Aeryn> that's better then what i thought it'd be
5088[17:52:17] <Aeryn> gw2 xpac soon hopefully.
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5090[17:52:29] <zeke229> hello
5091[17:52:46] <EldraziOutlaw> this presser is super super dull
5092[17:53:04] <QuarterNote> squeenix usually is
5093[17:53:10] <Gilles> err.. I guess they didn't say Q1
5094[17:53:12] <rucdoc> I blame matt
5095[17:53:12] <Aeryn> woooo, new eotm match in 3 mins
5096[17:53:14] <Gilles> they just said 2016
5097[17:53:14] <Aeryn> finally
5098[17:54:18] <Dicey> Capture all them points Aeryn
5099[17:54:42] <rucdoc>  negotiator is one of the best sam jackson movies
5100[17:55:08] <QuarterNote> Graham needs to play Hitman on stream
5101[17:55:57] <Aeryn> get all the levels
5102[17:56:07] <Spluuga> america wat? donald trump is running for president?
5103[17:56:11] <Aeryn> 0 seconds remaining in match.....
5104[17:56:14] <Aeryn> cmon... reset...
5105[17:56:21] <QuarterNote> the idea of time limited targets is cool
5106[17:56:23] <Starnerf[work]> He is?
5107[17:56:24] <Dicey> Not the first time Spluuga
5108[17:56:29] <QuarterNote> Spluuga he does every time
5109[17:56:42] <Spluuga> hnnght
5110[17:56:44] <Aeryn> ..reset pls :|
5111[17:56:45] <QuarterNote> he is running for the republican nomination for president fyi
5112[17:57:02] <sir_jack> man, I couldn't keep watching the train wreck that is Square Enix's presentation
5113[17:57:13] <sektor88> he always announces that he is
5114[17:57:16] <Dicey> There was a train in it
5115[17:57:17] <sektor88> he won't get elected. :p
5116[17:57:21] <Dicey> So not entirely inaccurate
5117[17:57:34] <QuarterNote> sektor88 he wont even get on the ballot
5118[17:57:35] <sektor88> aaand no FM announcement. oh well
5119[17:57:39] <sir_jack> Dicey: that is true
5120[17:57:47] <sektor88> that too, qn
5121[17:57:57] <sir_jack> this is 2 hours I will never get back
5122[17:58:12] <Aeryn> but the presentation was only 1 hour
5123[17:58:16] <sektor88> I thoguht the SE conference as only 1 hour though
5124[17:58:27] <Dicey> Hmm showing xv just in passing?
5125[17:58:29] <QuarterNote> ohhh tri-Ace
5126[17:58:30] <Starnerf[work]> Did they cover Deus Ex yet?
5127[17:58:34] <Aeryn> no
5128[17:58:49] <QuarterNote> star ocean
5129[17:58:50] *PyMoronBot mimes out a *WHOOOOSH!**
5130[17:58:51] <Aeryn> hmmmm
5131[17:59:14] <Aeryn> not sure if excited about new star ocean
5132[17:59:27] <Aeryn> jesus christ when is EotM resetting
5133[17:59:54] <Dicey> Isn't it usually on the hour?
5134[18:00:09] <Aeryn> i'm going to hope so
5135[18:00:20] <Aeryn> still nothing, though
5136[18:00:22] <rucdoc> night chat, and remember it's matt's fault
5137[18:00:28] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Thetoastmonster
5138[18:01:20] <Gilles> Peanuts movie trailer https://www.facebook.com/iTunesUS/videos/10153337608985803/?fref=nf
5139[18:01:21] <PyMoronBot> iTunes | Facebook (at www.facebook.com)
5140[18:01:26] <elcalen> 'integrity and faithlessness', there's a title that rolls off the tongue... :P
5141[18:01:33] <Tyranic-Moron> home
5142[18:01:46] <Tyranic-Moron> anything amazing / unexpected from Squeenix?
5143[18:01:49] <elcalen> nope
5144[18:01:50] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
5145[18:02:02] <Starnerf[work]> It probably scans better in Japanese
5146[18:02:04] <Aeryn> that effect is super weird
5147[18:02:10] <Aeryn> pls stop squeenix
5148[18:02:28] <Starnerf[work]> I should play that Star Ocean game I picked up a while back
5149[18:02:52] <Aeryn> it just occured to me that I should start separating my JRPG's in my steam library
5150[18:03:00] <Aeryn> there can only be more coming to steam...
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5152[18:03:12] <Starnerf[work]> I'm always hesitant to start a really long game because I barely ever finish them
5153[18:03:14] <Aeryn> my rpg category was already huge
5154[18:03:17] <DoctorGyarados> Brain: it's happening again
5155[18:03:22] <Aeryn> but with everything else it's toooo biiggg
5156[18:03:31] <Aeryn> wooo fianlly!
5157[18:03:34] <Aeryn> new matchh
5158[18:03:48] <Aeryn> 62 people queue for eternal battlegrounds, lol.
5159[18:04:00] <Aeryn> tier 1 wvw at it's best.
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5161[18:05:26] <sektor88> deus ex time
5162[18:06:05] <Starnerf[work]> yay, Deuz Ex
5163[18:06:11] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Busser938163
5164[18:07:33] <ylegm-wurk> any announcements at the squeenix thing yet?
5165[18:07:37] <Starnerf[work]> Apartheid is a strong parallel to draw
5166[18:08:05] <Starnerf[work]> New Kingdom Hearts
5167[18:08:08] <Aeryn> ILLUMINATI
5168[18:08:28] <Starnerf[work]> Wow, these presenters do not seem comfortable
5169[18:08:40] <betsy> this is going on forever
5170[18:08:43] <betsy> bluuh
5171[18:08:56] <sektor88> I admit, I thought Se was only going for an hour
5172[18:09:13] <Starnerf[work]> Most of these conferences are ~1.5 hours
5173[18:09:14] <betsy> they started about 10 min late but uuuugh foreeveerrrr
5174[18:09:19] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Noy2222
5175[18:09:28] <betsy> nintendo only went an hour
5176[18:09:29] <Tyranic-Moron> um Square, just show it already
5177[18:09:31] <Tyranic-Moron> oh good
5178[18:09:37] <Starnerf[work]> Yeah, but Nintendo isn't really a conference
5179[18:09:43] <CaptainSpam> So the basic idea here is that video games will be allowed to live for another year, right?
5180[18:09:58] <sektor88> Well, Graham's gonna be busy :P
5181[18:09:59] <HPBriefcase> I'm probably gonna stream a couple hours of Elite tonight, since its on 25% sale
5182[18:09:59] <Starnerf[work]> when they went to the Directs they cut out a lot of the presentation time
5183[18:10:04] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v AndChat|616761
5184[18:10:22] <Starnerf[work]> *snikt*
5185[18:11:14] <Starnerf[work]> dat aliasing
5186[18:11:46] <sektor88> anyone else had some frame stutter in the trailer?
5187[18:12:03] <Starnerf[work]> a little bit
5188[18:12:12] <elcalen> I didn't notice anything
5189[18:12:19] <elcalen> wasn't watching super close though
5190[18:13:28] <Starnerf[work]> such prompting
5191[18:13:34] <Tyranic-Moron> #BusinessTime
5192[18:13:39] <Dicey> That teleprompter reading
5193[18:13:40] <sektor88> So an official FF wiki
5194[18:13:54] <QuarterNote> One MORE THING
5195[18:13:57] <sektor88> it's prolly not front mission :P
5196[18:14:10] *Dicey facepalms*
5197[18:14:11] <Starnerf[work]> it could be
5198[18:14:13] <LB> DoctorGyarados, wait, Dark Souls 3 has The Guy back to do it? That's awesome!
5199[18:14:18] <LB> I care about Dark Souls 3 now
5200[18:14:24] <Aeryn> "oonnnnee more thinnggggg" - jackie chan adventures
5201[18:14:30] <DoctorGyarados> Really, only Dark Souls 2 lost the guy
5202[18:14:34] <DoctorGyarados> because he was working on Bloodborne
5203[18:14:47] <QuarterNote> Aeryn um mo fue gui fai be sow
5204[18:15:10] <Tyranic-Moron> UGH JUST SHOW THINGS
5205[18:15:17] <Starnerf[work]> So now they're just calling the studio what it is
5206[18:15:23] <LB> Yay, TM is turning into me ;D
5207[18:15:34] <sektor88> squeenix plz
5208[18:15:35] <Dicey> :(
5209[18:15:46] <LB> Doc: That's actually a little encouraging for getting a PS4 now, because I was concerned MGSV was the only future game I wanted to get for it
5210[18:15:46] <Tyranic-Moron> well these guys are just terrible presenters
5211[18:15:56] <Tyranic-Moron> like dang this is terrible
5212[18:16:01] <QuarterNote> that was some pretty art
5213[18:16:05] <LB> (even though I don't even expect MGSV to be good. I just know I want to play it. Like an accident you can't look away from)
5214[18:16:10] <LB> Is this still Square Enix?
5215[18:16:13] <ylegm-wurk> have they mentioned ff7?
5216[18:16:14] <Tyranic-Moron> yes
5217[18:16:14] <Starnerf[work]> yes
5218[18:16:15] <sektor88> yep
5219[18:16:16] <WokenClick> Needs more puppets
5220[18:16:19] <Starnerf[work]> and yes
5221[18:16:27] <Tyranic-Moron> they showed the same trailer again ylegm
5222[18:16:27] <QuarterNote> and wow
5223[18:16:28] <Starnerf[work]> they mentioned FF7 earlier
5224[18:16:31] <QuarterNote> AND WOE
5225[18:16:32] <QuarterNote> *WOW
5226[18:16:42] <elcalen> ylegm-wurk: they basically just showed the same teaser they showed at sony event
5227[18:17:02] <elcalen> and said more info would come like next winter
5228[18:17:09] <LB> oh they don't have anything else? how shocking
5229[18:17:14] <ylegm-wurk> GODDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
5230[18:17:20] <Danielle> gooooooooooodmoooooorniiiiing vietnam
5231[18:17:30] <LB> not at all what I would expect from the guy who took so long making XIII Versus he had it taken off him
5232[18:17:31] <Starnerf[work]> This si why other conferences use prompters in the back
5233[18:17:33] <Starnerf[work]> is*
5234[18:17:34] <BillThePhon> ?
5235[18:17:37] <ylegm-wurk> winter 2016 with more info
5236[18:17:38] <Danielle> we don't have anyone from Nam do we?
5237[18:17:42] <LB> and who announced Kingdom Hearts however many years ago
5238[18:17:46] <BillThePhon> What is happening?
5239[18:18:06] <Starnerf[work]> NOw the highlight reel
5240[18:18:11] <betsy> absolutely nothing
5241[18:18:12] <sektor88> the hype train ran out of steam :P
5242[18:18:24] <BillThePhon> Sh
5243[18:18:27] <Dicey> Hype train burned out on the Sony presser
5244[18:18:28] <BillThePhon> Ah
5245[18:18:31] <ylegm-wurk> NY BRAVELY DEFAULT NEWS?
5246[18:18:38] <sektor88> nope
5247[18:18:38] <Hubbot> I don't think so either.
5248[18:18:39] <ylegm-wurk> oops, sorry caps lock
5249[18:18:48] <WokenClick> Heh Danielle I made this last year in desertbus: http://i.imgur.com/8jm7avX.gif
5250[18:18:49] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 2Animated! 14| 638x472 14| Size: 6,994kb 14| Views: 131
5251[18:18:55] <Tyranic-Moron> let's all clap ourselves!
5252[18:19:00] <Tyranic-Moron> that's a good idea!
5253[18:19:32] <Danielle> lol
5254[18:19:35] <Dicey> Mask....
5255[18:19:38] <Starnerf[work]> Okay, I think we're done here
5256[18:19:40] <ylegm-wurk> that seemed more like a holdings call, than a hype train
5257[18:19:46] <QuarterNote> Tyranic-Moron that one guy not clapping
5258[18:20:06] <Starnerf[work]> I wonder what the PC conference has in store
5259[18:20:20] <Dicey> Presuming lots of indie titles
5260[18:20:38] <ylegm-wurk> winter 2016
5261[18:20:41] <ojii> first time drafting, any tips http://i.imgur.com/9UWbLQN.jpg?
5262[18:20:42] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 1,920x1,056 14| Size: 252kb 14| Views: 0
5263[18:20:45] <ylegm-wurk> winter 2016?
5264[18:21:01] *ylegm-wurk slumps dejectedly*
5265[18:21:10] *ylegm-wurk curls up*
5266[18:21:16] *ylegm-wurk tries not to cry*
5267[18:21:45] <Starnerf[work]> ojii: jundemout
5268[18:21:52] <Starnerf[work]> I see you have green there
5269[18:22:08] <BillThePhon> ojii: runemarks seem bad with 12 creatures
5270[18:22:17] <Tyranic-Moron> https://twitter.com/tha_rami/status/610874908319551488
5271[18:22:18] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/16 11:21] @tha_rami: Square Enix shows that they're a master of JRPG pacing, even in designing a press conference.
5272[18:22:38] <ojii> BillThePhon, i sorta didn't pick that many (good?) creatures, any idea what to replace them with?
5273[18:22:40] <BillThePhon> I'd run the swine and a tombshell over them
5274[18:22:51] <ojii> Starnerf[work], so I should jund em out with green? :D
5275[18:22:58] <Starnerf[work]> don't listen to me
5276[18:23:01] <Starnerf[work]> I don't play Magic
5277[18:23:13] <ylegm-wurk> might want to run a magmatic chasm
5278[18:23:19] <Starnerf[work]> Just go to the dome
5279[18:23:23] <ylegm-wurk> instead of a second runemark
5280[18:23:24] <ojii> Starnerf[work], my plan was just to turn everything sideways and then jund em out
5281[18:23:24] <Tyranic-Moron> http://imgur.com/l7ekVIp
5282[18:23:25] <Starnerf[work]> for the old 2-1
5283[18:23:26] <PyMoronBot> Countdown to game: 3 Years Remain 14| 726x578 14| Size: 440kb 14| Views: 4,079
5284[18:23:35] <BillThePhon> Volcanic vision also seems like poo when your spells top out at 3 mana
5285[18:23:36] <Starnerf[work]> Okay, but make sure to flunge
5286[18:23:53] <ojii> oooh chasm says "without" not "with"
5287[18:23:54] <ojii> derp
5288[18:24:25] <Tyranic-Moron> https://twitter.com/Bethblog/status/610874764761010176
5289[18:24:26] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/16 11:21] @Bethblog: Ok, give us your pickup lines and we'll put the best in #FalloutShelter. http://t.co/WnBSWznn9m
5290[18:24:42] <ylegm-wurk> nice
5291[18:24:49] <ojii> Starnerf[work], we should team up with our stellar mtg knowledge
5292[18:24:54] <ojii> Starnerf[work], maybe get beej to join us
5293[18:25:46] <Starnerf[work]> sounds like a plan
5294[18:25:47] <ylegm-wurk> foul tongue invocation for extr removal maybe?
5295[18:26:28] <LB> screw it, Free Super Saver Delivery. I can't afford to give them more money
5296[18:26:53] <zeke229> so chat
5297[18:27:11] <BillThePhon> So zeke
5298[18:27:22] <ojii> i'll just run this http://i.imgur.com/jDmVLrL.png
5299[18:27:22] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 1,289x634 14| Size: 816kb 14| Views: 0
5300[18:27:24] <Starnerf[work]> super saver is best saver
5301[18:28:18] <QuarterNote> Prime shipping is best shipping
5302[18:28:26] <ylegm-wurk> seems ok
5303[18:28:40] <ylegm-wurk> you start getting cut on black?
5304[18:28:48] <ylegm-wurk> did you*
5305[18:29:11] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v aerobeing
5306[18:29:36] <Starnerf[work]> I feel like there should be more red for the double red cards
5307[18:29:45] <Gilles> so does anyone know what this PC Gaming Show thing is at 5pm? a bunch of sites list that
5308[18:29:52] <ojii> oooh here we go to battle
5309[18:30:08] <LB> I used my Prime trial around Christmas >_<
5310[18:30:25] <Starnerf[work]> Supposedly it's PCGamer sponsored by AMD
5311[18:30:29] <ylegm-wurk> Starnerf[work]: 9-8 seems fine for all the early black
5312[18:30:30] <Starnerf[work]> whatever that means
5313[18:30:56] <Starnerf[work]> I thought it meant AMD would be showing off their new hardware but apparently they did that earlier today
5314[18:31:29] <LB> ^wa should i go through with this
5315[18:31:33] <DideRobot> No results found, sorry. Did you perhaps mean: should i go, go through (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=should+i+go+through+with+this)
5316[18:32:05] <LB> I would beseech PyMoBro and Hubbebot, but I forget how
5317[18:32:33] <LB> fuck it, flipped a coin
5318[18:32:49] <XelaReko> !choose LB should do a thing,  LB shouldn't do a thing
5319[18:32:53] <ylegm-wurk> !choose pay extra, don't
5320[18:33:01] <QuarterNote> .choose yes, no
5321[18:33:01] <PyMoronBot> no
5322[18:33:02] <XelaReko> WELP
5323[18:33:05] <QuarterNote> pls
5324[18:33:08] <QuarterNote> its .
5325[18:33:29] <LB> I thought there would be a bot function like that!
5326[18:33:39] <ylegm-wurk> hubbot uses !, doesn't it?
5327[18:33:40] <Hubbot> Apt-get install butt should let it go~
5328[18:33:46] <LB> anyway, damn it, pymobro/quarter. You're too late. I did it and i hate myself forever
5329[18:33:55] <LB> i am the spoiled worst person
5330[18:33:57] <Gilles> "PC Gamer has lined up a wide array of companies and developers to present at this first-of-its-kind press conference, including Microsoft, AMD, Blizzard, Square Enix, Cliff Bleszkinski (Gears of War), Dean Hall (Day Z), Fullbright (Gone Home), Cloud Imperium (Star Citizen), and many more. Exactly what they'll be discussing/announcing is largely a mystery, but we'll be on hand to cover it as they do, in any case."
5331[18:33:59] <QuarterNote> LB sounds like something you'd do
5332[18:34:18] <Gilles> so... I can't imagine they'll have much new to say
5333[18:34:23] <ylegm-wurk> hrmm
5334[18:34:28] <LB> ...The PS4 does come with a controller right?
5335[18:34:32] <Starnerf[work]> yes
5336[18:34:34] <Gilles> LB: comes with one, eys
5337[18:34:35] <Gilles> yes*
5338[18:34:36] <LB> phew
5339[18:34:45] <LB> What with the 3DS and its charger, you never know these days
5340[18:35:04] <Gilles> well, consoles used to come with two
5341[18:35:11] <Gilles> now they only come with one
5342[18:35:16] <Starnerf[work]> If Nintendo hade just made the charger microUSB that wouldn't have been an issue
5343[18:35:29] <Starnerf[work]> but then your old charger wouldn't have worked
5344[18:35:37] <Starnerf[work]> You can see the bind they were in
5345[18:35:52] <DoctorGyarados> +choose undifferentiated butts, differentiated butts, a popsicle
5346[18:35:56] <DoctorGyarados> Are all bots ded
5347[18:36:57] <QuarterNote> ~choose undifferentiated butts, differentiated butts, a popsicle
5348[18:36:58] <PyHeufyBot> Choice: a popsicle
5349[18:37:03] <QuarterNote> .choose undifferentiated butts, differentiated butts, a popsicle
5350[18:37:04] <PyMoronBot> a popsicle
5351[18:37:09] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v evandeck
5352[18:37:14] <QuarterNote> 2 out of 2 bots say popsicle
5353[18:39:10] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Hiramas
5354[18:39:24] <Tyranic-Moron> anyone got a link to nintendo presentation? can't find it on youtube
5355[18:39:26] <BillThePhon> .choice quarter note, a bucket of raw ass
5356[18:39:42] <BillThePhon> .choose quarternote, a bucket of raw ass
5357[18:39:42] <PyMoronBot> a bucket of raw ass
5358[18:39:55] <KidSpanner> ^mtg atarka beast
5359[18:39:57] <DideRobot> Atarka Beastbreaker [Creature %u2014 Human Warrior] (1 G, CMC 2) (2/2 P/T). Formidable %u2014 4 G: Atarka Beastbreaker gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Activate this ability only if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.
5360[18:40:05] <KidSpanner> ^mtg marsh hulk
5361[18:40:06] <DideRobot> Marsh Hulk [Creature %u2014 Zombie Ogre] (4 B B, CMC 6) (4/6 P/T). Megamorph 6 B (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
5362[18:40:09] <QuarterNote> raw ass is nice BillThePhon
5363[18:40:17] <Tyranic-Moron> oh never mind
5364[18:40:20] <Tyranic-Moron> think I found it
5365[18:40:31] <Tyranic-Moron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPDPSezEkcY
5366[18:40:31] <PyMoronBot> Nintendo Digital Event @ E3 2015 14| 51:29 14| Nintendo 14| Check out all Nintendo @ E3 2015 updates here: http://e3.nintendo.com/ Star Fox Zero 02:42 Skylanders SuperChargers 12:22 The Legend of Zelda: Tri ...
5367[18:41:29] <Tyranic-Moron> is this real life
5368[18:42:13] <ikarus> "DM's are like wine. They get better with age if you keep them in a basement with the right temperature and humidity"
5369[18:43:02] <Gilles> Tyranic-Moron: no, it's just fantasy
5370[18:45:00] <ojii> magmatic chasm just won me the game, thanks ylegm-wurk
5371[18:45:06] <ylegm-wurk> np
5372[18:45:07] <aerobeing> zeke229, hi
5373[18:45:12] <BillThePhon> Caught in a landslide?
5374[18:45:24] <ylegm-wurk> No escape from reality?
5375[18:45:42] <aerobeing> Open your eyes! And wait! There's more!
5376[18:47:43] <KidSpanner> ojii: The Falter?
5377[18:48:18] <Hiramas> https://twitter.com/tha_rami/status/610874908319551488
5378[18:48:21] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/16 11:21] @tha_rami: Square Enix shows that they're a master of JRPG pacing, even in designing a press conference.
5379[18:48:25] <ojii> KidSpanner, ?
5380[18:48:34] <KidSpanner> ^mtg falter
5381[18:48:35] <DideRobot> Falter [Instant] (1 R, CMC 2). Creatures without flying can't block this turn.
5382[18:48:38] <ylegm-wurk> "creatures without flying cannot block"
5383[18:48:44] <ojii> yea
5384[18:48:59] *ylegm-wurk speaks in Herc voice*
5385[18:49:04] <ylegm-wurk> Falter not nothing
5386[18:49:08] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roosevelt_fon
5387[18:49:15] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v lunik1_
5388[18:49:22] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v QuarterNote
5389[18:49:26] <KidSpanner> I don't care for them
5390[18:49:39] <KidSpanner> But that's just a peronal preference thing
5391[18:49:44] <KidSpanner> Congrats on win
5392[18:49:46] <ojii> Game 2: The flood
5393[18:50:03] <HubbeKing> bluh
5394[18:50:06] <HubbeKing> shoulders pls
5395[18:50:07] <HubbeKing> pls
5396[18:50:31] <HubbeKing> Could you not be made out of tightness and pain kthx
5397[18:51:03] *henine massages HubbeKing's shoulders.*
5398[18:51:19] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roo_fon2
5399[18:51:21] <HubbeKing> ohgodyes please
5400[18:51:30] <HubbeKing> I need a shoulder massage in the worst way right now
5401[18:52:04] <ojii> T5, opponent has two dromoka dunecasters on the table, i have nothing. a real nailbiter this game
5402[18:52:14] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v AndChat-10100
5403[18:53:26] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roosevelt_fon
5404[18:53:40] <ojii> my hand, nothing but gas: http://i.imgur.com/9NGEqll.png
5405[18:53:46] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 753x260 14| Size: 252kb 14| Views: 0
5406[18:55:07] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roo_fon2
5407[18:58:08] <BillThePhon> Swamp gas
5408[18:59:06] <ojii> i can't believe i haven't lost this yet. shouldn't have kept a 5-lander
5409[19:01:26] <KidSpanner> What were the 2 spells?
5410[19:02:07] <ojii> shockmaw dragon and draconic roar
5411[19:02:19] <zeke229> ^mtg booster Modern Masters
5412[19:02:20] <DideRobot> Stinkdrinker Daredevil.
5413[19:02:33] <zeke229> double mythic wow
5414[19:02:33] <KidSpanner> Tht ounds not great
5415[19:02:41] <ojii> yea
5416[19:02:43] <zeke229> if only i could be this lucky IRL
5417[19:02:58] <ojii> and he just cast ambush krotiq so i'm dead, game 3 here we come
5418[19:03:23] <KidSpanner> zeke229: Is Progenitus worth anything?
5419[19:03:56] <KidSpanner> Kokusho's like 10, I think
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5421[19:08:01] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v TheMoatman
5422[19:10:05] <Roo_fon2> Turn 1 ornithopter
5423[19:10:42] <Roo_fon2> Turn 2 throw cards at opponent and run away
5424[19:12:25] <henine> Turn 3 go live in the woods
5425[19:12:43] <LB> WAIT did Life Is Strange get any time at the SE conference?
5426[19:13:11] <Roo_fon2> Turn 4 fight a bear with fists
5427[19:13:33] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roosevelt_fon
5428[19:15:57] <ojii> nah turn 1 double ornithopter
5429[19:16:08] <henine> Turn 5 find the magic sword
5430[19:16:39] <CaffeinatedLemur> turn 1 double ornithopter
5431[19:16:47] <CaffeinatedLemur> turn 2 ensoul
5432[19:16:51] <CaffeinatedLemur> opponent scoops
5433[19:17:04] <CaffeinatedLemur> format solved
5434[19:17:42] <ojii> after double ornithopter there's no T2, opponent already scooped
5435[19:17:47] <CaffeinatedLemur> well unless you are against red burn/artifact hate deck
5436[19:19:34] <zeke229> ~wether
5437[19:19:38] <zeke229> ~weather
5438[19:19:50] <Moatman> Shenmue is at 2.6 million in less than 24 hours after the announcement
5439[19:25:40] <HPBriefcase> Blurgh... Time to spend another $30 on Elite.
5440[19:27:33] <ojii> won game 3 due to time :(
5441[19:27:49] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Magnatek
5442[19:28:29] <Hiramas> HP what for?
5443[19:29:03] <HPBriefcase> Xbox is getting the PVP Game Modes almost 6 months before PC. And I want to stream them.
5444[19:29:08] <XelaReko> HPBriefcase, I did the thing for the Giveaway
5445[19:29:24] <Requit> Wait.
5446[19:29:27] <HPBriefcase> The "Chat Giveaway" option?
5447[19:29:28] <Requit> So let me get this straight.
5448[19:29:32] <Requit> People are going to E3.
5449[19:29:42] <Requit> To ask for money on their kickstarter page.
5450[19:29:45] <Requit> For their AAA titles.
5451[19:30:03] <Magnatek> Shenmue isn't AAA, but yes.
5452[19:30:09] <henine> also yes
5453[19:30:40] <Requit> This makes me want to punch dolphins.
5454[19:30:57] <henine> nuuuu not dophlins!
5455[19:31:39] <CaffeinatedLemur> Requit: Shenmue is a special thing, as was Darkness
5456[19:31:53] <XelaReko> Yup yup HPB
5457[19:31:59] <XelaReko> but it will be included in all giveaways
5458[19:32:03] <XelaReko> is that ok?
5459[19:32:10] <Requit> Feels like it's the tipping point of a potentially huge turning point though.
5460[19:32:24] <Dicey> clip the apex
5461[19:32:35] <Requit> In 7 years, you'll be asked to kickstart Call of Duty Mesopetamian Warfare.
5462[19:32:44] <HPBriefcase> Yeah Xela. That was the plan. ^_^
5463[19:32:53] <CaffeinatedLemur> so, think of it as a chance for games that the publishers ignore, that still need huge support to make, but can get support from all sorts with fan support first
5464[19:33:03] <Dicey> http://www.autoblog.com/2015/06/16/chris-evans-top-gear-host/
5465[19:33:04] <PyMoronBot> Chris Evans announced as new Top Gear host (at www.autoblog.com)
5466[19:33:07] <HPBriefcase> I was gonna do a "Chat Giveaway" option for every giveaway anyway.
5467[19:33:29] <HPBriefcase> Dicey, I was VERY confused for a moment
5468[19:33:41] <henine> th reality is publishers just use KS to move the risks to the customers
5469[19:33:46] <Dicey> I imagine
5470[19:34:05] <CaptainSpam> Hm... Chris Evans sounds familiar for some reason, but I can't place him...
5471[19:34:10] <Aeryn> channel 4
5472[19:34:12] <Aeryn> tgi fridays
5473[19:34:16] <Aeryn> aka ginger twat
5474[19:34:24] <HPBriefcase> Captain America (Different Chris Evans)
5475[19:34:36] <Aeryn> oh yeah him too
5476[19:34:43] <EldraziOutlaw> does anyone care about topgear anymore
5477[19:34:51] <CaptainSpam> Hm, wouldn't be that, then.  It's vaguely familiar, but I don't know British television that well.
5478[19:35:13] <CaptainSpam> EldraziOutlaw: It IS (possibly was) the BBC's number one show, I believe.
5479[19:35:14] <Dicey> I enjoy it EO
5480[19:35:15] <Dicey> So...
5481[19:35:19] <HPBriefcase> Welp. I have also finally spent the $10 to change my gamertag. I am now HPBraincase EVERYWHERE on the Internet
5482[19:35:31] <henine> topgear is UK's no. 1 export
5483[19:35:46] <EldraziOutlaw> it was
5484[19:35:54] <EldraziOutlaw> will be it not that Clarkson is gone
5485[19:36:13] <Dicey> wat
5486[19:36:19] <CaffeinatedLemur> yes but that is clarcksons fault
5487[19:36:25] <CaffeinatedLemur> no one elses
5488[19:36:28] <CaptainSpam> Yeah, he IS sort of a dick.
5489[19:36:47] <Dicey> And people watched him driving around cars being a dick
5490[19:36:48] <EldraziOutlaw> he is
5491[19:36:55] <CaffeinatedLemur> he is a great presenter, and a talented writer, but he is an unlearning asshat
5492[19:36:57] <Dicey> That was part of the show.
5493[19:37:09] <CaptainSpam> And the BBC decided he was too much an asshattish dick for them to deal with.
5494[19:37:24] <EldraziOutlaw> but without him, we lose his writing, his presenting, and his co-hosts
5495[19:37:34] <EldraziOutlaw> so this is a totally different show
5496[19:37:35] <CaffeinatedLemur> they even tried to surround him with producers and staff to keep him from doing things that would get him in trouble, and he punched one
5497[19:37:50] <CaptainSpam> They warned him repeatedly, too.
5498[19:38:26] <CaffeinatedLemur> ^
5499[19:38:33] <CaptainSpam> I mean, in the US, he'd probably have a pay raise by this point, but this isn't how things work in the BBC, apparently.
5500[19:38:48] <CaffeinatedLemur> no in the us the employee would have sued both him and the company
5501[19:39:00] <CaptainSpam> Or that.
5502[19:39:02] <CaffeinatedLemur> for assault and emotional abuse
5503[19:39:03] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v MistressGunner
5504[19:39:27] <CaffeinatedLemur> which, honestly he would have pleaded out of or settled because he would have been found guilty
5505[19:39:54] <CaffeinatedLemur> the other thing is he becomes more expensive for the BBC to insure for those international trips every year
5506[19:40:12] <CaptainSpam> Forgot that if there's one industry more revered and important in the US than the entertainment industry, it's litigation.
5507[19:40:19] <Tyranic-Moron> https://twitter.com/garrynewman/status/610894041933217793
5508[19:40:20] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/16 12:37] @garrynewman: Game Of Thrones went from being the best TV show ever to the worst TV show ever in a single episode
5509[19:40:24] <Tyranic-Moron> I'm watching it tonight :I
5510[19:41:15] <CaffeinatedLemur> the amount of private security and recon they had on the Argintina trip was insane, and even then the security ended up needing more help and had to cross boarders in the middle of the night
5511[19:41:43] <CaptainSpam> I don't watch GoT, and I generally don't follow the opinions of blatantly polar internet hyperbole like that, and I'm pretty sure I'm not getting into the show to find out why, but I... um... kind... kind of lost track of what I was going to ask, there...
5512[19:41:51] <WokenClick> haha
5513[19:42:41] <Gilles> CaptainSpam: military is also revered pretty highly in the US
5514[19:43:28] <elcalen> 'revered' sounds odd in context of litigation... isn't the joke that lawyers are universally loathed and there are infinite numbers of them?
5515[19:43:54] <Gilles> people sure love them when they want them
5516[19:44:05] <CaptainSpam> Well, "revered" in that the legislature freely allows them to walk all over literally all other industries without question.
5517[19:44:28] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v MasterGunner
5518[19:44:38] <elcalen> I'm not sure that's the same definition of 'revere' that I use :P
5519[19:44:44] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roosevelt_fon
5520[19:44:49] <Tyranic-Moron> anything people recommend in current steam sale? I've got about half of them already
5521[19:44:53] <CaptainSpam> I didn't say they were revered by the plebs like us. :-)
5522[19:45:11] <Gilles> they are by the people who sue for anything
5523[19:45:14] <CaffeinatedLemur> TM dont look at me, I have no monies so I dont look at the sale, though I did pick up the Long Dark
5524[19:45:29] <CaptainSpam> Tyranic-Moron: Hm, nothing really stands out to me, either.
5525[19:45:45] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Tekkieman
5526[19:47:57] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v sektor88
5527[19:48:59] <Dicey> Ooo. Release timeline for EVE: Valkyrie
5528[19:49:21] <Dicey> Launch title for the Rift
5529[19:49:29] <Tyranic-Moron> Dicey: I am very intrigued
5530[19:49:31] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Lunic
5531[19:49:33] <Tyranic-Moron> oh, neat
5532[19:49:34] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Anubis169
5533[19:49:50] <Dicey> Thank you AMD presser
5534[19:51:14] <Tyranic-Moron> steam trading cards, anyone have spare Cerulean Carmouth, Sigmond, or Z-Lo? I have spare Bob, Dominic, Blitzkrieg, and Dire Frogs
5535[19:51:22] <Dicey> which included the 300 series and the Fiji announcements
5536[19:52:04] <SilentArc> TM: I have two of those spare
5537[19:52:29] <CaptainSpam> TM: Checking my inventory...
5538[19:52:48] <Tyranic-Moron> need any of mine, SilentArc?
5539[19:53:08] <SilentArc> bob and dire frogs would be good
5540[19:53:17] <Anubis169> ASSBUTTS
5541[19:53:24] *Anubis169 gets back from a reboot*
5542[19:53:33] <CaptainSpam> I need a Bob, Dire Frog, and Crusta-Sean.
5543[19:53:35] <Anubis169> comp's surge protection just triggered
5544[19:53:49] <CaptainSpam> I've got spare Blitzkrieg, Sigmond, and Z-Lo.
5545[19:53:57] <Tyranic-Moron> now just need a Z-Lo
5546[19:54:01] <Tyranic-Moron> so, perfect
5547[19:54:07] <betsy> I have spare sigmond, dire frog, and bob need dominic, blitzkrieg and z-lo
5548[19:54:08] <Tyranic-Moron> happy to trade spares for spares too
5549[19:54:16] <CaptainSpam> I think you're on my friends list, TM, so make the offer.
5550[19:56:18] <Anubis169> Tyranic-Moron :(
5551[19:56:26] <Anubis169> i can't play shadow warrior
5552[19:56:28] <Anubis169> :(
5553[19:57:10] <CaptainSpam> Once Tyranic-Moron makes the trade, I'll see what I can do, besy.
5554[19:57:14] <Anubis169> the comp's psu tries to draw too much juice and makes the motherboard cut all power if i play it more than 20min :(
5555[19:57:19] <betsy> okie
5556[19:57:34] <Tyranic-Moron> sent offer, you appear to be offline
5557[19:57:54] <Tyranic-Moron> also haven't had a confirmation email for SilentArc yet
5558[19:58:29] <CaptainSpam> Done!
5559[19:58:44] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v BrainSaute
5560[19:59:19] <CaptainSpam> Betsy, I don't have your Steam account handy.
5561[19:59:31] <SilentArc> never seen a confirmation step before
5562[19:59:42] <Tyranic-Moron> scam preventaion and stuff
5563[19:59:42] <HPBriefcase> Wildy: I really want to give you that card. Steam keeps not sending me the email I need to be able to trade.
5564[19:59:44] <betsy> steamcommunity.com/id/betsytheripper
5565[19:59:48] <Tyranic-Moron> they email each person
5566[19:59:56] <betsy> you can turn off those emails though
5567[20:00:14] <betsy> they just will not help you recover stolen items from your account if you do
5568[20:00:18] <Tyranic-Moron> oh you can?
5569[20:00:19] <CaptainSpam> Friend request sent.
5570[20:00:23] <Tyranic-Moron> hm
5571[20:00:34] <betsy> it's under edit privacy settings
5572[20:00:47] <BrainSaute> HP, I was so excited to see you show off the printed stuff last night
5573[20:00:52] <BrainSaute> and so glad people seemed to like it
5574[20:01:21] <betsy> it's also where you decide if your trade stuff is friends only or not, etc
5575[20:01:23] <CaptainSpam> Offer sent.
5576[20:01:30] <HPBriefcase> I've been showing it off every chance I get Brain, and yeah, the Kerbals especially are gonna be hot ticket items
5577[20:01:50] <BrainSaute> I'm also excited to see what JR is making
5578[20:01:58] <BrainSaute> I have no clue what sort of stuff she does other than music
5579[20:02:03] <HPBriefcase> *If* she has time to get it done.
5580[20:02:11] <HPBriefcase> Which is a mighty *if*
5581[20:02:27] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v malfunct
5582[20:02:30] <malfunct> hello friends
5583[20:02:34] <malfunct> how is the day treating you?
5584[20:02:41] <CaptainSpam> Hey, malfunct.
5585[20:03:04] <CaptainSpam> Now, all I need is a Crusta-Sean, and I have a Sigmond to offer...
5586[20:03:49] <WokenClick> Are there any e3 streams going on at the moment I should be watching?
5587[20:03:56] <betsy> excellent
5588[20:04:05] <CaptainSpam> But, offers complete.  Thanks, Tyranic-Moron and betsy!
5589[20:04:06] <HPBriefcase> Also I may cut Diaspora from the rotation and give the Viper away in a different segment
5590[20:04:17] <HPBriefcase> I'm not gonna have time to set up the bindings.
5591[20:04:36] <Dicey> WokenClick not for another 5 hours
5592[20:04:38] <elcalen> I think all the major e3 press events have been, except for the PC one later tonight
5593[20:04:40] <Dicey> That's the PC one
5594[20:04:44] <WokenClick> Good. I can get some actual work done.
5595[20:04:51] <Tyranic-Moron> lol
5596[20:05:06] <Gilles> and I wouldn't expect to see much at the PC one
5597[20:05:20] <Gilles> it's mostly companies that have already made their announcements
5598[20:05:27] <BrainSaute> HP, whatever works for you. You are going to have to be awake and sentient for 24 hours so whatever makes life easier is probably better
5599[20:05:33] <betsy> I only need Dominic and Z-Lo and have spare Dire Frog (2) and Sigmond.
5600[20:06:04] <BrainSaute> in other charity related news, I am working on the FINAL LUMA
5601[20:06:07] <zeke229> ^mtg booster gatecrash
5602[20:06:08] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Gatecrash' contains: Basic land: Plains. Rare: Clan Defiance. Uncommon: Coerced Confession; One Thousand Lashes; Debtor's Pulpit. Common: Hydroform; Prophetic Prism; Gutter Skulk; Metropolis Sprite; Burst of Strength; Towering Thunderfist; Clinging Anemones; Orzhov Guildgate; Armored Transport; Spire Tracer.
5603[20:06:10] <BrainSaute> the yellow one
5604[20:06:17] <zeke229> :\
5605[20:06:33] <WokenClick> Oh cool! That was the one that the materials were difficult to get right
5606[20:06:42] <HPBriefcase> How many monsters are there?
5607[20:06:52] <Roosevelt_fon> BrainSaute: how many total?
5608[20:06:59] <BrainSaute> 8
5609[20:07:00] <Roosevelt_fon> Drat!
5610[20:07:05] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v RayPenbar
5611[20:07:07] <Roosevelt_fon> Cool
5612[20:07:10] <Gilles> 2 hours left on the Yooka-Laylee KS if anyone still wanted to get in on that
5613[20:07:11] <HPBriefcase> I wonder who I'm missing...
5614[20:07:18] <HPBriefcase> Oh wait.
5615[20:07:22] <HPBriefcase> I think I have all 8.
5616[20:07:31] <RayPenbar> been a good e3 this year
5617[20:07:34] <ylegm-wurk> mazeltov!
5618[20:07:48] <ylegm-wurk> except for stupid squeenix
5619[20:07:49] <Tyranic-Moron> https://twitter.com/Kathleen_LRR/status/610900588012834816
5620[20:07:50] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/16 12:55] @southworth: is this real life is this really happening https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/330359969813770242
5621[20:07:53] <BrainSaute> Yellow, Red, Orange, Blue, Purple, Green, White and Black
5622[20:08:19] <BrainSaute> technically there could have been a pink one as well but it wasn't in the photo I was using as a reference
5623[20:08:23] <BrainSaute> and 8 is a nice round number
5624[20:08:27] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dicey2
5625[20:08:58] <Magnatek> Squeenix is kinda busy this week elsewhere, as Thursday will show.
5626[20:09:22] <ylegm-wurk> what's happening thursday?
5627[20:09:37] <Magnatek> Maintenance begins for the first expansion for FFXIV.
5628[20:09:44] <ylegm-wurk> boo
5629[20:09:46] <ylegm-wurk> whatever
5630[20:10:27] *ylegm-wurk 's feelings are still hurt about FF7*
5631[20:10:33] <WokenClick> http://www.polygon.com/2015/6/16/8791399/mirrors-edge-catalyst-no-guns-ea-electronic-arts
5632[20:10:33] <PyMoronBot> Mirror's Edge Catalyst drops gun combat entirely | Polygon (at www.polygon.com)
5633[20:10:37] <WokenClick> that is really good news
5634[20:11:20] <ylegm-wurk> that does sound like good news
5635[20:11:23] <betsy> omg the free fish code in neko atsume today literally means "may showers" but translates to "early summer rain"
5636[20:11:24] <ylegm-wurk> what's the catch
5637[20:11:54] <ojii> first mtgo draft, first win. i should just retire undefeated champion
5638[20:12:46] <Hiramas> mh
5639[20:13:00] <betsy> holy shit when you do five free fish codes they give you something special
5640[20:13:08] <betsy> I just got a can of the 3 gold fish cat food
5641[20:13:10] <Tyranic-Moron> free food, yeah
5642[20:13:11] <Hiramas> it is quite nice how wildstar never hides what it is and wants to be, a fun game. quite endearing
5643[20:13:12] <Tyranic-Moron> :)
5644[20:13:17] <betsy> hot damn
5645[20:13:19] <Tyranic-Moron> caaaats
5646[20:13:21] <betsy> HOT DAMN
5647[20:13:22] <Hiramas> I should have played more of it, back when it came out
5648[20:14:04] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LadySephiroth
5649[20:14:30] <betsy> I'm missing 10 special cats but only 3 regular cats
5650[20:14:32] <betsy> caaaats
5651[20:14:35] <betsy> also did you see the vase
5652[20:14:39] <betsy> and what they do with it
5653[20:14:44] <Tyranic-Moron> yes, yes I did
5654[20:14:51] <Tyranic-Moron> many photos
5655[20:15:06] <HubbeKing> muh
5656[20:15:08] <Tyranic-Moron> one of my cats just brought me a spork!
5657[20:15:11] <HubbeKing> I am just so worn out today
5658[20:15:16] <Tyranic-Moron> best gift
5659[20:15:33] <betsy> aaaww
5660[20:15:41] <HubbeKing> Those three hours of yardwork followed by 30 minutes of excercise bike may not have been the greatest idea I ever had
5661[20:16:19] <HubbeKing> My thighs are all "what is standing we don't understand this please sit back down"
5662[20:17:10] <malfunct> I am feeling broken this year, nothing about E3 excited me
5663[20:17:22] <Tyranic-Moron> oh, bought a new theme this morning betsy: http://imgur.com/a/WiQ6B
5664[20:17:22] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| Album: 2 Images 14| Views: 1
5665[20:17:23] <malfunct> HubbeKing you are going to be so strong!
5666[20:17:36] <HubbeKing> I will have the most giant of thighs
5667[20:17:45] <HubbeKing> I will crush people's heads with my thighs
5668[20:18:25] <HubbeKing> Well
5669[20:18:31] <HubbeKing> To be honest my thighs are pretty big already
5670[20:18:37] <betsy> ooh so fancy
5671[20:18:41] *malfunct writes himself a note, "Do not put head betwixt Hubbe's thighs."*
5672[20:18:45] <HubbeKing> But it's not muscles
5673[20:18:46] <betsy> I'll be able to afford themes soon enough
5674[20:18:59] <HubbeKing> hooray excess weight
5675[20:19:08] <malfunct> I hate excess weight
5676[20:19:31] <malfunct> I have plenty of my own
5677[20:19:33] <HubbeKing> I also do not like it
5678[20:19:39] <HubbeKing> That is why I am trying to get rid of it
5679[20:20:07] <HubbeKing> But my body's being all "nahman, this here's all good"
5680[20:20:26] *EldraziOutlaw touches HubbeKing*
5681[20:20:28] <HubbeKing> Haven't lost any weight in like a month... still hovering at 93kg
5682[20:21:39] <WokenClick> I know what you mean. I'm trying to get in shape, been stuck on a plateau recently and then forgot to make food so had to eat shittily for lunch today
5683[20:21:50] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v InquisitorJL
5684[20:21:59] <elcalen> I don't even remember when I've gotten weighed last... too effin' scared to
5685[20:22:44] <HubbeKing> I can't really calorie count right now because I'm making food for three people and not just myself
5686[20:23:08] <HubbeKing> So kinda hard to maintain a deficit
5687[20:23:10] <HubbeKing> Defecit?
5688[20:23:14] <HubbeKing> Words
5689[20:23:18] <WokenClick> Yea, I'm lucky that way. But damn is it hard not to slide once I screw up once
5690[20:23:43] <AndChat|616761> More and more rss feeds are just a link to a site
5691[20:23:47] <HubbeKing> I lived on 1400 calories a day for a good 2 months
5692[20:23:52] <HubbeKing> Lost so much weight
5693[20:23:56] <HubbeKing> It was good
5694[20:24:16] <HubbeKing> Speaking of weightloss
5695[20:24:17] <WokenClick> Mine isn't specifically calorie counting, its just lolNoCarbs
5696[20:24:22] <HubbeKing> I'm gonna go to sleep
5697[20:24:27] <HubbeKing> Protip get enough sleep
5698[20:24:30] <WokenClick> That is important!
5699[20:24:41] <HubbeKing> Your body does this thing while you sleep that's kindof important
5700[20:24:47] <HubbeKing> It's like this repair thing
5701[20:24:55] <HubbeKing> Almost like we're nanomachine colonies
5702[20:25:00] <HubbeKing> ANyway, sleep
5703[20:25:03] <HubbeKing> G'night chat
5704[20:25:12] <WokenClick> Night!
5705[20:25:15] <WokenClick> >.<
5706[20:34:54] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Carl_Miller
5707[20:36:03] <Carl_Miller> Hi
5708[20:39:13] <WokenClick> Howdy
5709[20:40:37] *Dicey explodes*
5710[20:42:20] <Tyranic-Moron> that seems like an inconvenient trigger phrase, Dicey
5711[20:42:37] <Dicey> Slightly
5712[20:42:48] <Dicey> I avoid traveling to Texas.
5713[20:44:59] <Gilles> http://www.nintendo.com/en_CA/whatsnew/detail/DFpASDsXsH1KEOoJH4deGv1KqUQ6Nj14
5714[20:44:59] <PyMoronBot> Nindies@Home lets players test-drive 9 indie games during E3 - Nintendo Official Site (at www.nintendo.com)
5715[20:45:01] *HeufyCloud lurks*
5716[20:50:53] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v BrainSaute
5717[20:52:39] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Cuttlefishman
5718[20:52:40] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Starnerf
5719[20:53:18] <Cuttlefishman> Question
5720[20:53:34] <Gilles> Answer
5721[20:53:41] <CaffeinatedLemur> Numberwang
5722[20:53:47] <Cuttlefishman> So
5723[20:53:49] <SilentArc> Pithy comment on answer
5724[20:54:02] <Cuttlefishman> In my quest for searching for really obscure older anime of mediocre quality
5725[20:54:20] <Cuttlefishman> It seems like I've run into a series which is only available through the internets via torrents
5726[20:54:24] <Cuttlefishman> I've never torrented before
5727[20:54:28] <Cuttlefishman> how make happen
5728[20:54:37] <HPBriefcase> What series?
5729[20:54:52] <CaffeinatedLemur> many 80s and 90s never made it stateside
5730[20:54:53] <Cuttlefishman> I'm looking for the OVA of "Junkers Come Home"
5731[20:54:57] <WokenClick> You might be able to stream on one of them anime sites
5732[20:55:06] <Cuttlefishman> "Junkers Come Home - Memories of You"
5733[20:55:33] <Starnerf> If you install a torrent client the link on the torrent's page should just automatically open in that client
5734[20:55:35] <Cuttlefishman> Yeah, it is streamable, but for reasons of quality and realiability I think I'd prefer to have it as some type of video file
5735[20:55:51] <Cuttlefishman> Yeah, but I've no experiences with clients
5736[20:55:55] <Cuttlefishman> anys uggestions?
5737[20:56:32] <WokenClick> Personally I use bidlord, but I've had it forever and only ever used it to get TopGear
5738[20:56:41] <WokenClick> so I don't have a ton of experience with it
5739[20:56:45] <HPBriefcase> My firest recommendation would be to double check other titles. Like that one also is called "Junkers Come Here"
5740[20:56:56] <Cuttlefishman> Yeah, that's the movie
5741[20:57:03] <Starnerf> well that's just great
5742[20:57:05] <Cuttlefishman> it's different media
5743[20:57:10] <Cuttlefishman> There was a movie and an OVA
5744[20:57:15] <Starnerf> my Galaxy chocolate bar is all melted
5745[20:57:21] <Starnerf> because it got delivered on a hot day
5746[20:57:50] <HPBriefcase> A lot of places will mix up the title though, so sometimes you can find it to watch online
5747[20:57:54] <Tyranic-Moron> qBittorrent is the well liked one on windows these days
5748[20:58:08] <Cuttlefishman> I'm on mac
5749[20:58:15] <HPBriefcase> Barring that I dunno for clients. Last time I torrented was before uTorrent got shitty
5750[20:58:17] <Cuttlefishman> Yeah, I know I can stream it
5751[20:58:21] <Tyranic-Moron> Transmission I think I've heard?
5752[20:58:30] <Starnerf> Also yay, Spirited Away on bluray
5753[20:58:47] <Cuttlefishman> Yay? I didn't much care for the Spirited away dub
5754[20:59:03] <Starnerf> That's the great thing about the bluray
5755[20:59:06] <Starnerf> you get all the dubs
5756[20:59:10] <Starnerf> even the original
5757[20:59:28] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v BrainSear
5758[20:59:31] <Starnerf> or at least English and Japanese
5759[20:59:36] <Starnerf> which are the ones I care about
5760[20:59:39] <Cuttlefishman> Yeah
5761[21:00:30] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v aerobeing
5762[21:02:14] <Magnatek> And Mikey Neumann is confused at Teddie at E3.
5763[21:03:45] <BrainSear> LUMASSSSS
5764[21:03:46] <Gilles> they announced an Elvis Presley song for RB4.. I'm amazed they never had one before
5765[21:03:47] <BrainSear> http://imgur.com/viNSvnX
5766[21:03:47] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 5,312x2,988 14| Size: 522kb 14| Views: 0
5767[21:04:16] <CaptainSpam> Gilles: That... huh.  Yeah, I'm surprised they hadn't yet, too...
5768[21:04:26] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v dialmformara
5769[21:04:32] <elcalen> BrainSear: AAAAAAWWWWW
5770[21:04:32] <N_Mandrag> meeeeeeeeew
5771[21:04:42] <elcalen> I want them
5772[21:04:43] <zeke229> ^mtg booster fallen empires
5773[21:04:44] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Fallen Empires' contains: Common: Brassclaw Orcs; Icatian Scout; Elvish Hunter; Elven Fortress; Farrel's Zealot; Icatian Javelineers. Uncommon: Soul Exchange; Ruins of Trokair.
5774[21:05:48] <WokenClick> yesss Brain. Hmm. Black > Green > Yellow > Orange > Red > Blue > Purple > White I think. Is my personal oder at least.
5775[21:05:59] <CaptainSpam> Those are max adorbs, BrainSear.
5776[21:08:04] <Starnerf> That picture is much better than the previous ones
5777[21:08:10] <Starnerf> the purple one actually looks purple
5778[21:08:45] <BrainSear> Starnerf, Xela took it =3 also we turned on a lot of lights
5779[21:08:56] <BrainSear> WokenClick, well at least you know your priorities
5780[21:08:59] <WokenClick> hehe
5781[21:09:04] <BrainSear> I g2g see ya
5782[21:09:05] <Starnerf> light is good for photos
5783[21:09:45] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Moriarty
5784[21:09:57] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roosevelt_fon
5785[21:10:06] <Roosevelt_fon> Jusy cause 3 dec 1??
5786[21:10:16] <Roosevelt_fon> So effed
5787[21:12:25] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v BusTed
5788[21:16:04] <elcalen> huh, so featherweight appears to have changed the draw style of stolen jokes... this'll take a moment to get used to...
5789[21:17:04] <zeke229> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvHC1bPsHmc
5790[21:17:05] <PyMoronBot> Kottabos Space Program Mods - Kerbal Galaxy 14| 19:05 14| KottabosGames 14| Welcome to the Kottabos Space Program home of the fastest growing space exploration program on Kerbin (and fifth safest to boot). Come and see as we ...
5791[21:18:33] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Anaerin
5792[21:20:18] <WokenClick> yep, trying out a mroe muppet look. I liked the old style, can't tell if the new one is still just OMG Different! though
5793[21:21:03] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dumorimasoddaa
5794[21:21:05] <HPBriefcase> "I will save your sister, who, of course, as you know, I love"
5795[21:21:10] <sektor88> hehe
5796[21:21:22] <ricin> https://www.periscope.tv/w/aFCKDjI5ODIwOTR8MjQyMDUyNzKKfui2Yhk3idWJnhnYhpNDQfB4pgKu7Ete8UfPT5dDCg==
5797[21:21:22] <PyMoronBot> Ashley Johnson on Periscope (at www.periscope.tv)
5798[21:21:42] <zeke229> i have found my new pick me up video
5799[21:21:52] <zeke229> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5esyZPt5Jo
5800[21:21:53] <PyMoronBot> Fallout 4 -- E3 Showcase World Premiere 14| 33:17 14| Bethesda Softworks 14| Presented by Bethesda's E3 Showcase, watch the world premiere of Fallout 4 - presented by Bethesda Game Studios' Todd Howard. In addition to the ...
5801[21:21:54] <zeke229> this
5802[21:21:59] <zeke229> it makes me happy
5803[21:22:42] <CaptainSpam> That IS a bit a shift in art style for Stolen Jokes, though.
5804[21:24:12] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower
5805[21:24:18] <zeke229> hello lambmower
5806[21:24:21] <LambMower> Howdy
5807[21:24:50] <zeke229> hows it going
5808[21:24:52] <CaptainSpam> Of course, it sort of makes me wish the comic right before the switch ended with Kathleen turning into the new style.
5809[21:25:19] <LambMower> Eating a chicken wrap, watching the sunset and listening to Steven Wilson. All in all basically living the life
5810[21:26:36] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Vaelith
5811[21:27:06] <LambMower> afk
5812[21:27:27] <elcalen> and now I'm kinda hungry
5813[21:28:06] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dumorimasoddaa
5814[21:30:09] <Dumorimasoddaa> Do we have a start date for DB9 yet? I need to book my holoiday asap
5815[21:30:32] <elcalen> I have not heard a date
5816[21:31:02] <Dumorimasoddaa> I know it was between two start dates.
5817[21:31:29] <Dumorimasoddaa> Ive forgotten them but i obvs cant bock of both not enough holiday
5818[21:31:58] <Dumorimasoddaa> I'll keep my ears open I guess
5819[21:33:57] <Gilles> if I had to guess, I'd say Nov 13
5820[21:34:07] <Gilles> (which is a Friday the 13th this year, incidentally)
5821[21:34:37] <Dumorimasoddaa> I was thinking the same just dont want to book it off and find out its the week after
5822[21:35:17] <Fay> Beep
5823[21:35:37] <Dumorimasoddaa> Boop
5824[21:35:38] <PyMoronBot> Boop! http://goo.gl/7yMb1y
5825[21:35:40] <zeke229> where can i watch the nintendo stuff
5826[21:35:42] <zeke229> meow
5827[21:35:43] *Hubbot points at zeke229, "KITTEH!"*
5828[21:35:56] <Fay> I am very tired
5829[21:36:01] <Fay> And work is not great today
5830[21:36:16] <Fay> So I have come here in the hopes that chat would be passably entertaining today
5831[21:36:25] *HPBriefcase does a little dance*
5832[21:36:32] <WokenClick> It's a little quiet this afternoon.
5833[21:36:33] <Gilles> zeke229: http://e3.nintendo.com or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arFsxZ8QWPM
5834[21:36:33] *zeke229 dances better*
5835[21:36:35] <Requit> I just ate an entire nutmeg seed.
5836[21:36:40] <Requit> Well, like an hour ago.
5837[21:36:42] <HPBriefcase> And whats the DEAL... With Airplane food??
5838[21:36:51] <WokenClick> I actually had a somewhat work related question for you Fay, but if work is being a butt I can hold off until another time
5839[21:36:54] *Dumorimasoddaa dances worse to his ipod.*
5840[21:36:55] <Requit> I just found out that nutmeg can get you high. Fudge.
5841[21:37:11] <WokenClick> requit. Why. Why would you do that
5842[21:37:14] <zeke229> have fun hallucinating
5843[21:37:16] <Gilles> Dumorimasoddaa: I think I saw an ad with you in it one time
5844[21:37:17] <Dumorimasoddaa> Requit: Air can gey you high
5845[21:37:21] <Fay> No, nothing stressful, it's just not absorbing
5846[21:37:24] <Fay> go for it wokenClick
5847[21:37:33] <Requit> Because someone just gave me a container of nutmeg seeds and I was like "I wonder what they taste like" so I ate one.
5848[21:37:43] <WokenClick> It is very tangentially related, but do you ever listen to podcasts much?
5849[21:38:01] <Dumorimasoddaa> You ate a whole nutmeg?
5850[21:38:05] <Requit> Yeah.
5851[21:38:12] <Fay> I listen to the various LRR podcasts
5852[21:38:13] <Requit> And now my head is swimming.
5853[21:38:14] <WokenClick> There is one called Dining with Doug and Karen, with a fairly well known stand up named Doug Benson, that has a different restaurant or food truck on every episode.
5854[21:38:15] <Fay> Night Vale
5855[21:38:27] <WokenClick> I was listening to it today and thinking your app could totally advertise on it
5856[21:38:28] <Fay> I listen to Judge John Hodgman, but I'm a few months behind
5857[21:38:31] <Requit> I'm currently sitting at work.
5858[21:38:33] <Requit> This'll end well.
5859[21:38:36] <Dumorimasoddaa> WokenClick: LRR, nightvale random current events stuff
5860[21:38:56] <Fay> I don't think we ever really actively advertise
5861[21:38:58] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Roosevelt
5862[21:39:03] <WokenClick> It is based in Hollywood.
5863[21:39:04] <Fay> We get enough business as it is
5864[21:39:09] <Fay> But I'll bring it up to people
5865[21:39:13] <WokenClick> Ah, gotcha. Well, it was just a passing thought I figured I'd bring up!
5866[21:39:53] <Dicey> Hai Fay
5867[21:40:11] <Fay> Yeah, thanks!
5868[21:40:55] <zeke229> :D
5869[21:41:05] <WokenClick> Requit, seriously, why did you eat an entire nutmeg?
5870[21:41:09] *zeke229 hugs chat, except for those that dont want to be touched*
5871[21:41:20] <WokenClick> Oh, just the seed
5872[21:41:22] <WokenClick> nevermind.
5873[21:41:27] <zeke229> woken, same thing
5874[21:41:48] <WokenClick> like, the thumb-end sized thing?
5875[21:41:52] <Requit> WBecause someone just gave me a container of nutmeg seeds and I was like "I wonder what they taste like" so I ate one.
5876[21:41:59] <Roosevelt> uI got some steam cards for buying dino-dday for my friend XD
5877[21:42:00] <UnsafeBot> Roosevelt: http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/shiori-experience-jimi-na-watashi-to-hen-na-oji-san-r10873/ JIMI < From Cuttlefishman on Tue, 16 Jun 2015 09:24:31 UTC (12 hours 17 minutes ago)
5878[21:42:03] <Requit> Yeah, thumb sized sounds right.
5879[21:42:10] <WokenClick> haha. well. that might not end well.
5880[21:43:55] <zeke229> GG requit, no RE
5881[21:44:05] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dumorimasoddaa
5882[21:44:06] <Fay> Do you know how much reach this podcast has?
5883[21:44:10] <Hiramas> so it seems the first Civ Beyond Earth expansion is coming
5884[21:44:29] <Hiramas> it%u2019s called rising tide, seems we bussed up the new planet already%u2026 damn humans
5885[21:45:06] <WokenClick> I don't know their numbers, no, but the guy is a pretty well known comedian with another very popular podcast. This one is on the Nerdist network
5886[21:45:17] <Fay> Okay
5887[21:45:19] <WokenClick> http://nerdist.com/tag/dining-with-doug-and-karen/
5888[21:45:20] <PyMoronBot> Dining With Doug And Karen | Nerdist (at nerdist.com)
5889[21:45:22] <Fay> I'll pass this on to PR and see what we can do
5890[21:45:28] <WokenClick> I don't have iTunes, or I'd look up its rank
5891[21:45:34] <Dumorimasoddaa> Hiramas it new civs from old earth messing it up and also ocean building
5892[21:45:35] *PyMoronBot mimes out a *WHOOOOSH!**
5893[21:45:46] <Fay> Do they even have an email?
5894[21:46:02] <WokenClick> hrm.
5895[21:46:38] <WokenClick> they all have twitter... but looks like no official twitter for the pod itself.
5896[21:47:35] <WokenClick> this may be more effort than it is worth.
5897[21:47:54] <Hiramas> Dumorimasoddaa: you are ruining my sad joke about how humanity is doomed by repeating it%u2019s errors with actual facts about the game.
5898[21:48:26] <Fay> :P
5899[21:48:42] <WokenClick> whelp, so much for my half baked idea haha
5900[21:48:44] <Dumorimasoddaa> Hiramas: Well
5901[21:49:08] <WokenClick> https://twitter.com/DougBenson is the guy who hosts it. 783k twitter followers. That is more than I expected
5902[21:49:09] <PyMoronBot> Doug Benson (@DougBenson) | Twitter (at twitter.com)
5903[21:49:20] <Hiramas> I just don%u2019t know if I like my cynic jokes getting caught by reality
5904[21:49:21] <Dumorimasoddaa> Ugh guess i better write a new CV tonight
5905[21:49:41] <Hiramas> hu?
5906[21:49:54] <Hiramas> did your company go bankrupt just now?
5907[21:50:15] <Fay> Yeah, I followed him with the RH twitter account
5908[21:50:19] <Fay> Maybe he'll see it anyway
5909[21:51:22] <WokenClick> well, good luck! I have to go do actual work things...
5910[21:51:28] <Fay> Have fun :P
5911[21:53:16] <HPBriefcase> So... Just so everyone knows, Chat, I'll be counting on you guys to help me get retweets about the 24 Hour Stream when it starts. =P
5912[21:53:22] <HPBriefcase> You all*
5913[21:53:24] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dumorimasoddaa
5914[21:53:26] <HPBriefcase> Stupid pronouns.
5915[21:53:55] <Dumorimasoddaa> Hiramas: No no just got comfermation about a vacancy id like to apply for.
5916[21:54:16] <Hiramas> uh, positive news for a change, good luck!
5917[21:54:20] <Dumorimasoddaa> One of those knew it was likely, now i know its going to be posted
5918[21:54:21] <Dicey> All 80 of my followers will know HP
5919[21:54:22] <Dicey> :P
5920[21:54:37] <Dumorimasoddaa> I have a connection there.
5921[21:54:49] <Dumorimasoddaa> Its an exiting post too
5922[21:55:08] <Dicey> don't exit
5923[21:55:12] <Dicey> That isn't a good idea
5924[21:55:31] <HPBriefcase> Well I'm going to @ mention Childs Play and Desert Bus in the tweet about going live, so the more of you that retweet it, the more whoever happens to be managing those accounts is likely to see it.
5925[21:55:33] <Roosevelt> I just bought a 4 pack of Dino-DDay. i don' tknow why
5926[21:55:43] <Dumorimasoddaa> An job at a singapoure based bank, doing work on the aincent Hascal systems they still need
5927[21:56:34] <Dumorimasoddaa> Given im currently wprking for min-wage in fast food between hond it's a massive jump back to my old cereer
5928[21:56:43] <Dicey> Mhmm
5929[21:56:51] <Dicey> Well good luck
5930[21:57:06] <Roosevelt> sounds like interesting work
5931[21:58:07] <Dumorimasoddaa> Thanks. Wage is "nuts" at least given how low tax is there
5932[21:58:23] <Roosevelt> will you have to move?
5933[21:58:27] <Dumorimasoddaa> Nuts is close to
5934[21:58:49] <Dumorimasoddaa> 3x my current wage (not that my current wage is anything impressive.
5935[21:59:08] <Dumorimasoddaa> Roosevelt: Yeah its on site thats the down sode
5936[21:59:08] <Dumorimasoddaa> Side
5937[21:59:09] <Roosevelt> 3x is sweet
5938[21:59:19] <Roosevelt> so you have to move to Singapore?
5939[21:59:24] <Roosevelt> hmm
5940[21:59:24] <Dumorimasoddaa> Yep
5941[21:59:30] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v reptile
5942[21:59:36] <Roosevelt> that could be fun
5943[21:59:48] <Roosevelt> I imagine it is very clean and safe there given how strict they are about stuff
5944[21:59:51] <Dumorimasoddaa> I got family out in KL and  Singapore
5945[21:59:55] <Roosevelt> ah
5946[22:00:26] <Dumorimasoddaa> Cause they work with shell, they are mostly in NZ but they bounce arround a bit
5947[22:01:44] <LuckieDuckie> holey batman it's hot out today
5948[22:01:47] <Dumorimasoddaa> Still other than renewingy passport nothings stopping me moving and the witk sounds more enjoyable than my current gig
5949[22:02:01] <Caitiri> Wooooo New Batgirl costume will official be shipped to me tomorrow! :D
5950[22:02:02] <PyHeufyBot> Caitiri: Knock-off Nancy Drew hangout on Saturday? < From DoctorGyarados (0 days, 18 hours and 53 minutes ago).
5951[22:02:49] <Caitiri> !tell DoctorGyarados I have a funeral and family staying with me this weekend :< If I have free time I will let you know.
5952[22:02:50] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell DoctorGyarados next time I see them speak.
5953[22:02:59] <Gyaradroid> ;-;
5954[22:03:11] *Gyaradroid hugs Cait*
5955[22:03:11] <Dezren> I don't like you muse
5956[22:03:14] <Dezren> leave me alone already
5957[22:03:18] <Gyaradroid> Next weekend, perhaps
5958[22:03:58] <LuckieDuckie> a batgirl costume would be to die for literally today
5959[22:04:08] <LuckieDuckie> much too hot for a black body suit
5960[22:04:30] <LuckieDuckie> thankfully there was a bit of breeze
5961[22:06:52] <LuckieDuckie> I forgot to finish my eggs
5962[22:07:22] *zeke229 downloads Muse onto all of dezren's music players and erases the rest of the music*
5963[22:07:31] *LuckieDuckie set the plate up high on a box where I couldn't see what was left on the plate*
5964[22:07:37] <LuckieDuckie> out of sight out of mind
5965[22:08:02] <zeke229> ^mtg booster theros
5966[22:08:03] <DideRobot> Boosterpack for 'Theros' contains: Mythic rare: Heliod, God of the Sun. Basic land: Plains. Uncommon: Cutthroat Maneuver; Burnished Hart; Ordeal of Heliod. Common: Divine Verdict; Lagonna-Band Elder; Cavern Lampad; Wingsteed Rider; Leonin Snarecaster; Traveler's Amulet; Crackling Triton; Nimbus Naiad; Dragon Mantle; Stymied Hopes.
5967[22:08:09] <LuckieDuckie> think I'm gonna make mango ice cubes
5968[22:08:16] <LuckieDuckie> with mango juice
5969[22:08:27] <Caitiri> LuckieDuckie new batgirl costume isnt a black body suit
5970[22:08:32] <zeke229> put some cilantro and jalapeno in there and you got a great summer treat
5971[22:08:34] <LuckieDuckie> oh
5972[22:08:45] <LuckieDuckie> did you link img?
5973[22:08:48] <LuckieDuckie> .jpg
5974[22:09:02] <Caitiri> Gyaradroid if i have time i will let you know
5975[22:09:06] *Caitiri huggles*
5976[22:09:58] <LuckieDuckie> which con is Cait going to?
5977[22:10:06] <Caitiri> mtl comiccon
5978[22:10:20] <LuckieDuckie> coming to ConBravo in Hamilton, ON?
5979[22:10:30] <LuckieDuckie> (july and LRR)
5980[22:10:37] <Caitiri> cant
5981[22:10:46] <LuckieDuckie> awww :<
5982[22:11:31] <LuckieDuckie> I hope it's all mostly in the one building...not all over the place like Anime North
5983[22:11:40] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Carl_Miller
5984[22:11:54] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v LambMower_
5985[22:11:55] <LuckieDuckie> cause my foot got injured there when I went between parking lots
5986[22:13:03] <LambMower_> I've been fed
5987[22:13:10] <LambMower_> I'm ready for whatever the PC conference will bring
5988[22:13:42] <zeke229> ~2 hrs
5989[22:14:02] <zeke229> and then you can regale us with your wonderful voice and commentary Kappa
5990[22:15:02] <zeke229> OH GOD, ALEX IS PLAYING THE EXHIBIT
5991[22:15:12] <Aeryn> WHY ALEX
5992[22:15:45] <zeke229> !twitch loadingreadyrun
5993[22:15:46] <UnsafeBot> 3loadingreadyrun "IDDQDerp || Creator's commentary - The Exhibit" playing Fire Emblem: Awakening is 3LIVE: http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun
5994[22:15:48] <WokenClick> what is that
5995[22:15:55] <LambMower_> Oh they're finally doing that
5996[22:15:56] <zeke229> wokenclick, his own game
5997[22:15:58] <Roosevelt> oh no! I have to go :(
5998[22:16:03] <zeke229> gg
5999[22:16:07] <zeke229> ~wather
6000[22:16:09] <zeke229> ~weather
6001[22:16:12] <Roosevelt> I'll have to watch the vod later
6002[22:16:20] <zeke229> thunderstorm?
6003[22:16:24] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dumorimasoddaa
6004[22:16:29] <zeke229> it isnt raining today
6005[22:16:38] <Cuttlefishman> Did anything interesting happen at E3 earlier today?
6006[22:16:53] <LambMower_> Not really
6007[22:17:02] <LambMower_> Today was... not yesterday
6008[22:17:42] <HPBriefcase> KH3 was interesting to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
6009[22:17:45] <Cuttlefishman> I gathered as much
6010[22:17:48] <Dumorimasoddaa> most of yesteray happened la ter though
6011[22:17:53] <WokenClick> There were a few things yea, Star Fox and KH3 mostly
6012[22:18:06] <Cuttlefishman> I didn't care for KH1 or 2, so can't say that I'm excited.
6013[22:18:08] <Cuttlefishman> Star Fox?
6014[22:18:17] <WokenClick> yea, actual new star fox for the WiiU
6015[22:18:22] <WokenClick> I think my holiday this year
6016[22:19:11] <LuckieDuckie> Ray is on Derp
6017[22:19:14] <LuckieDuckie> :D
6018[22:20:28] <Tyranic-Moron> well, that was certainly a game of thrones
6019[22:20:49] <Tyranic-Moron> not having read the books I don't know what to be outraged at
6020[22:21:02] <Cuttlefishman> What Star Fox does it look like?
6021[22:21:20] <Tyranic-Moron> 64
6022[22:21:23] <Cuttlefishman> Like 64?
6023[22:21:29] <Cuttlefishman> Like the awful Gamecube game?
6024[22:21:35] <Tyranic-Moron> 64
6025[22:21:55] <WokenClick> yea, 64
6026[22:22:27] <WokenClick> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6PEecNY0Sc
6027[22:22:28] <PyMoronBot> Wii U - Star Fox Zero E3 2015 Trailer 14| 01:36 14| Nintendo 14| Check out all Nintendo @ E3 2015 updates here: http://e3.nintendo.com/ Like Nintendo on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Nintendo Follow us on ...
6028[22:22:58] <WokenClick> Also, you missed: https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CHp42DzWsAApI1c.mp4
6029[22:23:22] <WokenClick> and this https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CHp0z_mWIAIhoY4.mp4
6030[22:27:52] <Hiramas> wow
6031[22:27:55] <Hiramas> that Horizon trailer
6032[22:28:00] <Hiramas> i don%u2019t even
6033[22:28:16] <Hiramas> wow
6034[22:29:43] <WokenClick> good wow or bad wow. Choose carefully. (not really tho)
6035[22:30:39] <Tyranic-Moron> I am very, very interested in Horizon
6036[22:30:44] <Hiramas> amazing graphics, new IP, REALLY good start of something
6037[22:30:52] <Hiramas> I am really flashed
6038[22:30:54] <LambMower_> MasterCheese
6039[22:31:03] <Tyranic-Moron> ^wa 6 pdt in bst
6040[22:31:06] <DideRobot> No results found, sorry. Did you perhaps mean: 6 pdt (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=6+pdt+in+bst)
6041[22:31:13] <Tyranic-Moron> ^wa 18:00 pdt in bst
6042[22:31:16] <DideRobot> No results found, sorry. Did you perhaps mean: 18:00 pdt (http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=18%3A00+pdt+in+bst)
6043[22:31:21] <Tyranic-Moron> psh
6044[22:31:28] <LambMower_> !tell MasterCheese The MC server is done
6045[22:31:30] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell MasterCheese next time I see them speak.
6046[22:31:31] <LambMower_> ...
6047[22:31:39] <LambMower_> !rtell masterchee
6048[22:31:45] <Tyranic-Moron> 2 am huh
6049[22:31:48] <LambMower_> !tell mastercheese The MC server is down
6050[22:31:49] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell mastercheese next time I see them speak.
6051[22:31:54] <Tyranic-Moron> can't really do that third night in a row
6052[22:31:54] <Hiramas> ah, sony shot the bird with exclusive DLC!
6053[22:32:48] <Aeryn> so
6054[22:32:50] <Aeryn> hai
6055[22:32:58] <Aeryn> what is next on the e3 agenda
6056[22:33:08] <Hiramas> PC Games I think
6057[22:33:13] <Aeryn> what time is that on
6058[22:33:33] <Hiramas> should be soon, hats wrote something about 90min a while ago
6059[22:33:37] <Tyranic-Moron> 2am bst
6060[22:33:53] <Aeryn> i'll assume that 2am our time Tyranic-Moron ?
6061[22:33:57] <Tyranic-Moron> yes
6062[22:34:02] <Aeryn> awesome
6063[22:34:20] <Aeryn> time to curl up and do some coloring
6064[22:34:22] <Tyranic-Moron> unless dates are wrong on the pcgamer twitch
6065[22:34:33] <Tyranic-Moron> but that's where I converted from
6066[22:35:29] <Tyranic-Moron> twitch chat seems to think 1am
6067[22:36:20] <Hiramas> TM hats wrote 90 min an hour ago
6068[22:36:27] <Hiramas> so yea, 1 am seems the thing
6069[22:37:10] <Tyranic-Moron> are there any non-twitch streams of it?
6070[22:37:16] <Tyranic-Moron> I'd prefer youtube really
6071[22:37:24] <Aeryn> yeah i'll be using youtube
6072[22:38:15] <Tyranic-Moron> they're not even listed on the schedule at youtube.com/e3 though
6073[22:38:22] <Aeryn> weird
6074[22:38:29] <Aeryn> guess i'll use livestreamer then
6075[22:38:36] <Aeryn> i do not like running twitch in the browser
6076[22:42:32] <Aeryn> DoctorGyarados: hello kitty, disney princesses or winnie the pooh
6077[22:42:53] <Gyaradroid> Winnie the Pooh
6078[22:43:01] <Aeryn> ty
6079[22:44:54] <Hiramas> i wanted to keep chat, twitter and the streams on at the same time. It seems the new twitch app is quite good actually
6080[22:46:02] <Hiramas> *mobile app
6081[22:46:29] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +ov XelaReko XelaReko
6082[22:47:01] <HPBriefcase> So Xela, the plan as of right now is for me to open with an hour of FTL, and then do StarBound with you and Brain for a couple hours. Sound good?
6083[22:47:31] <XelaReko> I think so
6084[22:48:04] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v yimmu
6085[22:48:09] <HPBriefcase> kk
6086[22:48:31] <dialmformara> hi HPBriefcase
6087[22:48:39] <HPBriefcase> Heya dialmformara
6088[22:48:59] <dialmformara> how are you?
6089[22:49:29] <XelaReko> brb
6090[22:49:31] <HPBriefcase> Tired. Hate my job. Stressed about the 24 hour stream. Ya know. The usual.
6091[22:50:50] *ekimekim|laptop hugs HP*
6092[22:51:05] *HPBriefcase hugs*
6093[22:51:12] <XelaReko> how many followers are you at now?
6094[22:51:20] <HPBriefcase> 543, I think>
6095[22:51:58] <XelaReko> =D
6096[22:52:36] <yimmu> Love it when I get asked to work at 9am in a different city at 6pm the day before.
6097[22:54:03] <XelaReko> What do you mean that isn't what telecommuting means?
6098[22:54:09] <Hiramas> wow, that FF7 remake made people happy
6099[22:54:20] <yimmu> Exactly. Well, except that it takes 3 horus for the telecommuter to send me there
6100[22:55:04] <yimmu> But its so great to catch a bus at 3am. I just love it.
6101[22:55:30] <XelaReko> Also I don't recognize your nick
6102[22:55:32] <XelaReko> So howdy!
6103[22:56:05] <yimmu> I am not a talkive person, and I haven't connected to my IRC bouncer in a while
6104[22:56:29] <XelaReko> After which Desert bus did you stay?
6105[22:57:06] <yimmu> I started showing up after 7, but I idle for a long time between appearances
6106[22:57:39] <yimmu> But apparenlty, the job I'm doing tomorrow is setting up for a Fall Out Boy show. Well won't that just be ... swell
6107[22:57:50] <XelaReko> Sabotage?
6108[22:58:25] <yimmu> I wish I could, but if I didn't sabotage Carrie Underwood's show, I won't sabotage this
6109[22:58:53] <yimmu> Also, don't want to hurt my status in the company right before the Pan AM games start. Thats gonna net me some serious cash
6110[22:59:09] <XelaReko> Also HPBriefcase, I think i will add a feature to add winner's info to a txt file
6111[22:59:17] <HPBriefcase> Awesome
6112[22:59:29] <XelaReko> but I have no idea how to do that right now, maybe tomorrow
6113[22:59:35] <XelaReko> how much is serious cash?
6114[22:59:56] <HPBriefcase> Okay. If its not an easy thing, its no big. I can just screenshot each winner.
6115[23:00:11] *dialmformara hugs hp*
6116[23:00:32] <dialmformara> sorry, I'm watching Alex and his brother play a game he designed
6117[23:01:02] <HPBriefcase> Its all good
6118[23:01:03] <yimmu> Well, I'm gonna say between $1,2500 for each weeks worth of work
6119[23:01:16] <XelaReko> well you can copy it from the page right now
6120[23:01:38] <XelaReko> but if you refresh you lose the winner's info
6121[23:03:35] <HPBriefcase> Ah
6122[23:04:03] <XelaReko> did you accidentally put an extra 0 in there Yimmu?
6123[23:04:41] <yimmu> XelaReko, Yes I did.
6124[23:04:45] <XelaReko> oh ok
6125[23:04:59] <XelaReko> i was about to have to collect my chin off the floor
6126[23:05:13] <yimmu> I wish I could make that much a week. But sadly, I don't
6127[23:05:51] <XelaReko> don't feel bad
6128[23:05:54] <XelaReko> I don't either
6129[23:06:18] <HPBriefcase> Thats.... More than I make in 2 weeks. Lol.
6130[23:06:20] <XelaReko> And everyone knows that *I* am loaded </s>
6131[23:06:22] <HPBriefcase> So good on you
6132[23:06:38] <yimmu> But at least tomorrow, I will be working in a clean-ish enivornment, last time they pulled me up to Toronto, I had to crawl around under the square in front of City Hall. So gross.
6133[23:07:41] <yimmu> By the way, if it wasn't clear what I do. I work as a stage hand in various roles including lighting hand, followspot operator, high rigger, and steel climber
6134[23:08:36] <Gilles> http://www.engadget.com/2015/06/16/rupert-james-murdoch-fox/
6135[23:08:37] <PyMoronBot> Rupert Murdoch out, son James in as Fox CEO (at www.engadget.com)
6136[23:09:26] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v BrainSear
6137[23:09:40] <Hiramas> ok
6138[23:09:46] <Hiramas> PC gamer is an hour later
6139[23:09:49] <Hiramas> TM you were right
6140[23:10:01] <Hiramas> that means, I%u2019ll be going to bed now. Good night chat
6141[23:11:08] <XelaReko> bai
6142[23:11:22] <Requit> I really want to play some DF
6143[23:16:08] <HPBriefcase> Bluh. I wanted to do a Bonus stream tonight, but I should probably go buy the AC unit and take pictures of stuff for the giveaway
6144[23:16:22] <XelaReko> probably...
6145[23:16:29] <Dicey> I think that's the better idea
6146[23:16:43] <HPBriefcase> Then I have to help JR get ready for her Seattle trip.
6147[23:16:53] <KidSpanner> These sound like important things
6148[23:16:56] <KidSpanner> Do the things
6149[23:16:58] <Dicey> Best to be a responsible adult
6150[23:17:30] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v WokenClick
6151[23:17:32] <HPBriefcase> I suppose
6152[23:18:51] <BrainSear> Be Responsible Adult (tm)
6153[23:19:59] <BrainSear> for anyone that missed it earlier, finished the pack o' lumas http://imgur.com/viNSvnX
6154[23:19:59] <PyMoronBot> Imgur 14| 5,312x2,988 14| Size: 522kb 14| Views: 20
6155[23:23:33] <Hiramas> last comment for now, this tweet is really funny, considering the kickstarter: https://twitter.com/re3makes/status/610917523027034112
6156[23:23:34] <PyMoronBot> 14[2015/06/16 14:11] @re3makes: FIRST LOOK: Take-Two has invited us to a private play session for a Shen Mue remake, and it's a dating sim!
6157[23:25:02] <CaffeinatedLemur> inst all of a ShenMue a dating/racing sim?
6158[23:28:03] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v CaffeinatedLemur
6159[23:28:07] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v KarakSindru
6160[23:28:31] <LuckieDuckie> !tell Alex_LRR next time we're in here with NicholasMC1 maybe plays some screen cheats with?
6161[23:28:32] <UnsafeBot> Ok, I'll tell Alex_LRR next time I see them speak.
6162[23:28:54] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Captain_Phil
6163[23:28:56] <LuckieDuckie> sigh busy ppl
6164[23:29:04] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v ekimekim
6165[23:30:41] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v PsychoI3oy
6166[23:36:02] <LambMower_> Me and Hats are watching the PRAISE GABEN panel in a sec
6167[23:36:14] <dialmformara> Scarf is DONE
6168[23:36:23] <dialmformara> needs to be steamed, but I'll do that this weekend
6169[23:36:29] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v RayPenbar
6170[23:37:04] <LambMower_> .twitch cantwearhats
6171[23:37:05] <PyMoronBot> 05CantWearHats "CWH watches E3 2015 with @Lambmower, NO SLEEP EDITION [PC Gamer Presentation]"14, playing E3 201505 (Offline) 14| https://twitch.tv/cantwearhats
6172[23:39:49] <MasterGunner> bah
6173[23:39:58] <Magnatek> Dammit, Lemur. Between you and Ian, I want to get Chroma Squad before it gets a better deal during the Sale.
6174[23:40:03] *BrainSear rolls Gunner in e3 hype*
6175[23:40:10] <MasterGunner> in Cities Skylines somehow an outside connection I was using got moved outside the city boundaries
6176[23:40:17] <MasterGunner> so now I can't reconnect to it
6177[23:40:43] <MasterGunner> anyways, I should get foods
6178[23:41:34] <HPBriefcase> Oh Hey Gunner, I finished up the WTHTI Mk1 last night
6179[23:42:04] <MistressGunner> nice
6180[23:42:22] <HPBriefcase> 10 total missions
6181[23:42:32] <MistressGunner> I'll skim through the vod to verify and make a donation tonight
6182[23:42:49] <HPBriefcase> No rush, just figured I'd let ya know
6183[23:43:05] <MistressGunner> last night was in great need of sleeps
6184[23:43:38] <HPBriefcase> No problemo
6185[23:49:27] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v lunik1
6186[23:50:34] <DoctorGyarados> boop this tell
6187[23:50:35] <PyMoronBot> Boop! https://i.imgur.com/m67qRsQ.gifv
6188[23:50:36] <UnsafeBot> DoctorGyarados: I have a funeral and family staying with me this weekend :< If I have free time I will let you know. < From Caitiri on Tue, 16 Jun 2015 22:02:50 UTC (1 hour 47 minutes ago)
6189[23:52:26] <Alchy|Hotel> meow
6190[23:52:26] *Hubbot points at Alchy|Hotel, "NOT KITTEH."*
6191[23:52:28] <Alchy|Hotel> sigh
6192[23:52:29] <Alchy|Hotel> every time
6193[23:53:36] <lunik1> anybody have a link to the pc gaming show e3 stream?
6194[23:53:51] <Dicey> Why hotel Alchy?
6195[23:56:04] <Alchy|Hotel> I am hotelsman
6196[23:56:23] <Dicey> hotelsmen pls
6197[23:56:52] <Starnerf> https://www.youtube.com/e3
6198[23:57:14] <Starnerf> http://www.twitch.tv/twitch
6199[23:57:15] <PyMoronBot> 03Twitch "E3 Day 1 LIVE Coverage - Nintendo, Square Enix, PC Gaming Conference, and MORE!"14, playing E3 201503 (Live with 65,855 viewers)
6200[23:57:32] <Starnerf> I'm assuming these will be showing it
6201[23:57:43] <Tyranic-Moron> I don't think youtube is for some reason
6202[23:57:47] <Tyranic-Moron> not scheduled
6203[23:58:09] <Dicey> http://www.twitch.tv/pcgamer
6204[23:58:10] <PyMoronBot> 03PCGamer "Watch the PC Gaming Show, LIVE @ 5 PM PDT Tues., June 16!"14, playing E303 (Live with 6,644 viewers)
6205[23:58:37] <Starnerf> that works too
6206[23:58:41] <lunik1> much obliged
6207[23:58:45] <Alchy|Hotel> Dicey: Real answer: work trip means I am away
6208[23:58:52] <Dicey> Ahhh ok
6209[23:59:31] <Alchy|Hotel> And I am currently hotelsman, hence "|Hotel"