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5Wow controversy is brewing again cant qait to read 30 takes of uninterrupted nonsense spontaneously improvised by the worst social media community not called gab
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9🚨 ⚠️ 🚨 NON-SEQUITUR: disingenuous attack on credibility.🚨 ⚠️ 🚨 
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16    Congratulations! Your MORAL DETERMINISM
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21Just like the discourse, your body has a left, right, and center, both sides valuable in their own way. How can you find your body's radical center?
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23The word radical comes from the latin word for "root." Your feet and legs are meant to keep you rooted, but you only have left and right legs. To find your "root" center, simultaneously trace the inside of both your legs until you arrive at the anus.
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36There’s like a civil war going on with Marxist-Leninists, and there’s two sides.
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38There’s Marxist-Leninists, and there’s Tankies.
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40And Tankies. Have got. To go.
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42Every time Marxist-Leninists want to build a mass line, ignorant ass Tankies fuck it up. Can’t do shit without some ignorant ass Tankies fuckin it up. Can’t do nothing.
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46harry what exactly do you perceive is the relationship between the two individuals on the right side of the meme
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50ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS! You don't want to motherfucking mess with Elon fucking Musk. Elon Musk just put a motherfucking Tesla in space like an absolute boss. You thought Elon Goddamn Musk wasn't a motherfucking badass motherfucker? BWAAAA! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You though capitalism wasn't a motherfucking epic win? BAM! FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just shot motherfucking tons of goddamn motherfucking cocksucking fuck you right into fucking space with fucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fucking EPIC! You thought Elon Goddamn Motherfucking Musk wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKMUNCHING SHITGOBBLER! This is so fucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fucking tons of goddamn Motherfucking mess with Elon Goddamn Musk just shot motherfucking Musk just put a motherfucker? BWAAAA! FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just put a motherfucking Musk. Elon Musk. Elon Musk just put a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKMUNCHING SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fucking epic win? BAM! FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just shot motherfucking Tesla in space like an absolute boss. You though capitalism wasn't a motherfucking Tesla in space with fucking Musk wasn't a motherfucking fucking space like an absolute boss. You though capitalism wasn't a motherfucking fuck you right into fucking Tesla in space like an absolute boss. You thought Elon Goddamn Musk. Elon Goddamn Musk just shot motherfucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fuck you right into fucking EPIC! You though capitalism wasn't a motherfucking badass motherfucking badass motherfucking cocksucking mess with Elon Goddamn Motherfucking Musk. Elon Goddamn Musk. Elon Goddamn motherfucking Tesla in space like an absolute boss. You thought Elon Goddamn Motherfucking tons of goddamn Musk wasn't a motherfucking Tesla in space with fucking epic win? BAM! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You thought Elon fucking tons of goddamn Motherfucking fucking Tesla in space like an absolute boss. You thought Elon Goddamn Motherfucking badass motherfucker? BWAAAA! FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just shot motherfucking badass motherfucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fucking tons of goddamn Motherfucking cocksucking space with fucking cocksucking space with Elon fucking cocksucking mess with Elon Goddamn Musk just put a motherfuck you right into fucking epic win? BAM! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You though capitalism wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just shot motherfucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fucking badass motherfucking fucking tons of goddamn motherfucking space with Elon Goddamn Motherfucking mess with fucking badass motherfucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHITGOBBLER!AIN COCKMUNCHING SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fucking mess with fucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fucking mess with Elon Goddamn Musk just shot motherfucking Musk wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just put a motherfucking fucking epic win? BAM! FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just shot motherfucking tons of goddamn motherfucking Tesla in space with Elon fucking EPIC! You thought Elon Goddamn Motherfucking tons of goddamn Musk wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING SHITGOBBLER! He just put a motherfucking badass motherfucking cocksucking fuck you right into fucking Musk. Elon Goddamn Musk just put a motherfucking Tesla in space with fucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHITGOBBLER! with Elon fucking Musk. Elon fucking space like an absolute boss. You thought Elon Goddamn Musk just put a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKMUNCHING SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fucking Musk. Elon Goddamn motherfucker? BWAAAA! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You though capitalism wasn't a motherfucking badass motherfucking Musk just shot motherfucking space with Elon fucking tons of goddamn Motherfucker? BWAAAA! FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just shot motherfucking cocksucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHITGOBBLER!? BAM! FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just shot motherfucking Tesla in space like an absolute boss. You though capitalism wasn't a motherfucking fuck you right into fucking EPIC! You thought Elon Goddamn motherfucking epic win? BAM! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You thought Elon Goddamn Motherfucking Musk. Elon Musk wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just put a motherfucking cocksucking space like an absolute boss. You thought Elon Goddamn Musk just shot motherfucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fucking mess with Elon Goddamn motherfucking tons of goddamn Motherfucking EPIC! You though capitalism wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKMUNCHING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKMUNCHING SHITGOBBLER!t want to motherfucking Musk just put a motherfucking EPIC! You don't want to motherfucking mess with fucking Musk wasn't a motherfucking Musk wasn't a motherfucker? BWAAAA! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You thought Elon fucking Musk wasn't a motherfucking Musk wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just put a motherfucking Musk wasn't a motherfucking Tesla in space with Elon Goddamn Musk. Elon Goddamn Motherfucker? BWAAAA! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You thought Elon Musk just shot motherfucking space with fucking cocksucking mess with fucking tons of goddamn Motherfucking EPIC! You thought Elon Goddamn motherfucking cocksucking Tesla in space like an absolute boss. You thought Elon Goddamn Musk wasn't a motherfucking space like an absolute boss. You though capitalism wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING SHITGOBBLER! TONY MOTHERFUCK YOU COCKMUNCHING SHITGOBBLER!just put a motherfucking tons of goddamn Musk just put a motherfucking mess with Elon Musk just put a motherfucking cocksucking epic win? BAM! FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just put a motherfucking Musk wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKMUNCHING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKMUNCHING SHITGOBBLER!OCKETS! You thought into fuck you right Elon Goddamn Musk wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just shot motherfucker? BWAAAA! FUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKMUNCHING SHITGOBBLER!damn Musk wasn't a motherfucking Tesla in space with Elon Goddamn motherfucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHIT! IM PICKLE RICK! This is so fucking space like an absolute boss. You don't want to motherfucking badass motherfucking mess with Elon Musk just put a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just put a motherfucking mess with Elon fucking space with Elon fucking cocksucking SCIENCE! HOLY SHITGOBBLER!otherfucker? BWAAAA! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You thought Elon Goddamn motherfucking Musk just shot motherfucking space with fucking epic win? BAM! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You thought Elon Musk wasn't a motherfucking Tesla in space with Elon fucking Musk wasn't a motherfucker? BWAAAA! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You though capitalism wasn't a motherfucking Musk wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK? THINK AGAIN COCKMUNCHING SHITGOBBLER!damn Musk wasn't a motherfucking badass motherfucking space with Elon Goddamn Motherfucking epic win? BAM! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You thought Elon Goddamn Musk just shot motherfucking badass motherfucking Musk wasn't a REAL LIFE TONY MOTHERFUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! SPACEX! He just shot motherfucker? BWAAAA! FUCK YOU! ROCKETS! You though capitalism wasn't a motherfucking mess with Elon fucking badass motherfucking epic win? BAM! FUCK YOU
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54Enough is enough UbiSoft.  We’ve sat through your multicultural lectures and your preachy games aimed at degenerates and miscegenators.  We’ve tolerated it in the name of gameplay design and innovation.  But no more!  Far Cry 5 is an insult to your fanbase, the Americans who make up the majority of your customers, and it’s time you woke up to that fact.  Change this, or cancel it.
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56Us Gamers have had to endure a lot of crap over the last few years.  The targeted harassment by the mainstream press through Gamergate, the terrible launch and outright lies of highly anticpated video games, the outright censorship of art through “localization” policies, the continued rejection of romantic partners when they find out our hobby, the appropriation of our culture by so-called “gamers” on twitter.  NO MORE!
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58It’s time to draw a line in the sand.  We, the American gamers that make up the majority of your userbase, demand to you cancel this game, or alter it to be less offensive to your main player base.  In these times, you must understand that there might be some violent repurcussions if you intend to follow through with your pointless criticism.
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63I'm a liberal. That is, I'm in favor of liberty. I don't know how to explain it. If I want to choose my own education, and my own job, and my own family, and what to do with my time and money, I believe I should be allowed to. There could be limits, but what limits could be imposed?
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65Socialists, on the other hand, hate liberty. Liberty allows people to do what they want, not what is supposed to be good, at least from their perspective or the perspective of those in power. In fact, Lenin, the father of socialism, hated liberty and believed it to be a tool with which the rich manipulated workers. Lenin hated liberty, Stalin hated liberty, Che hated liberty, and even Trotsky hated liberty. Trotsky liked censorship because he believed some words are so dangerous, that they can damage society.
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67Sanders is also a socialist because he is unhappy with how liberty has been used in America. Sanders doesn't feel that liberty has benefited workers or minorities.
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69The problem is I need liberty if I want to be a critical thinker. I don't want to do what Sanders thinks is good. If Sanders is religious, should I also be religious? Should I right now go and convert to Christianity and believe in Jesus who was totally a god and pray to Mary who was totally a virgin, just so I could be part of the great community that are American Christians? I don't think so. Sanders is a Jew. Should I at least convert to Judaism and believe in some god? I don't think so. I don't want to.
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71Even Trump is better than Sanders because he at least pretends to be in favor of liberty. At least he is accountable. It's a sad day for Sanders if Trump is perceived as less insane and possibly less evil. I know some people might support Sanders because he promised them free food or free weed or free whatever, but critical thinkers know nothing is really free.
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76I was playing Pokémon Go today. Just walking down the street in the world's largest video game, chasing animals to capture them inside cages and make them fight for me. And what do I see?
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78Women. Just on my own home street I saw at least five, just casually walking around. Now, my experience is admittedly anecdotal, but while living in my basement at home playing video games I have seen no women. Zero. And this game is just chock full of them, walking around for no evident reason. Doesn't contribute to my gameplay experience at all. In fact, they were detrimental, as I failed to capture a Magikarp I found in a sewer, on account of having to hide my erection and slow my breathing as a voluptuous redhead was walking past. Why are these women here? Why did Niantic decide to fill their game with this content, don't they know how difficult it is to be a hardcore gamer already? I just want to play the damn game, not be forced to occupy the same space as a bunch of SJW-planted femoids.
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80Western culture is in decline. These women haven't even heard of Marcus Aurelius. I've heard of him, and though I haven't really found the need to read anything by him, it's ludicrous to me that these creatures that don't even know who this guy was (he was a Roman, FYI) can just roam freely around in the society people like me built for ourselves.
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88We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
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90We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
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92We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
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94Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
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96Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
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98These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
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100Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
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104So this is you being an asshole liberal who is terrified of video games like Obama. You project your own problematic nonsense on this world you know nothing about just to get your shitty ass simplistic take out.
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106*yes asshole, it was you who posted this on 4chan, let's end the charade*
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108"so many right wingers cited gamer gate"
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110No they fucking don't. Like a handful of irrelevant morons.
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112I'm neither a gamer nor a shut-in but this is a bunch of salty ass bullshit talking shit on alienated lonely people who are a lot poorer financially than you realize, but you don't care about that because this is about you being mad at a specific group of dumbass Youtubers which is fine, but then make it about them and leave out the rest.
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114I've played games in the past and in my experience most gamers, especially the loners who play these elaborate fantasy worlds and put in hundreds of hours, are either (far) left leaning or apolitical, but definitely not right wing. Console gaming is really big in the black community as well and has done more for race relations than any nauseating liberal education campaign has done.
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116men are bad is divisive white liberal garbage and has nothing to do with leftistm. Go back to jerking off to your Clinton campaign poster, you New York liberal. Who the fuck are you telling others to grow up. Growing up in this hellworld means volunteering to be a slave.
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122Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
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124I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
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126Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
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128As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
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133>They violate our land and occupy it and steal the Muslims' possessions, and when faced by resistance they call it terrorism.
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139You will be spared from the inquisition as you have observed the correct levels of admiration for my aesthetics :-)
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141Moreover, in regard to the Degeneracy Question, I have no problem with individuals like you (in fact I rather like you - no homo). However, I have a massive problem with the porn industry for example; an industry which destroys women’s lives and saps the life joy from young men.
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143Lastly, you are indeed a perfect arch-nemesis, like a Daemonette of Slaanesh to my Golden Primarch.
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147You'll all die because that orange monster. All his fault. NK will nuke us all, the Russians will join them now having infiltrated the white house, those chinese and US fentanyl producers will finally do us in too. All because of the bad man. That super racist, massive misogynist, big league bigot, rotund mansplainer, toxic tax evader, homophobic hell hound, world ending man. All the furry woodland creatures will be extinct, not to forget all insects and fish. Not paying huge amounts of money to stop those world wide climate changes due to hasten our demise too, long before his racist wall is finished. Always remember, Love Trumps' Hate.
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166Under \#PresidentMattis, I will make it a personal goal to report on your crimes til you are extradited and jailed.
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168I have a pretty good record when I make something a goal.  Ask @RealDonaldTrump about that
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172The best "grift" this morning is having a guy named (((Weinstein))) criticize young people for wanting fewer hands in their pockets. Too good.
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176I HATE BLACK PEOPLE. Like fuck them all . . . I hate blacks. End of story.
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180The accusations from NPR are false GOD and only GOD knows the truth, nothing is the way they make it out to be. AMERICA will not survive this type of judge and jury fake news . Conservatives take a stand. I LOVE GOD and I LOVE MY WIFE, who is the best WIFE in the world,My Love Forever ! My Mom and Dad my FAMILY and all five of my kids and Nine grandchildren two in tummies and many more to come each of you or a total gift from GOD stay strong, REBECCA needs YOU . 9-11-2001 NYC/WTC, PTSD 24/7 16 years is a sickness that will take my life, I cannot handle it any longer. IT Has Won This Life . BUT HEAVEN IS MY HOME. “PLEASE LISTEN CLOSELY, Only Three things I ask of you to do,if you love me is (1)blame no person,Satan is the accuser, so blame the Devil himself. (2) Forgive and Love everyone especially yourself .(3)most importantly LOVE GOD. P.S. I LOVE MY FRIENDS YOU ARE FAMILY ! GOD LOVES ALL PEOPLE NO MATTER WHAT !
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184The Debate after \#Parkland reminds us We The People don’t really like each other very much.We smear those who refuse to agree with us.We claim a Judea-Christian heritage but celebrate arrogance & boasting. & worst of all we have infected the next generation with the same disease
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188michael flynn's a thot. he's a freaking nasty hoe. he looks good. i'd love michael flynn to bust my pussy open and tell me about the islamic designs on the world. if a guy shows up with a fucking clenched jaw and a copy of gorilla mindset he can hit my backwalls any fucking time of day dude. if a guy's like 'i got fired from two federal level intelligence position because im really stupid' im like 'take a fucking caterpillar bulldozer to my pussy like its the west bank dude'.
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192HE FUCKING WON. I said it for fucking WEEKS. And HE FUCKING WON. You didn't believe me. None of you fucking believed me. For weeks, you sent me a fucking poop emoji. You sent me a hand emoji pointing to the poop emoji. You fucking philistines. None of you fucking listened to me. You didn't fucking CARE. You fucking IMBECILES. Instead, you know what you listened to? You know what you listened to? You listened to this fucking fraud. You listened to Matt Christman. You listened to this pusillanimous pied piper of polling. You listened to this Tartuffe of turnout. I was right. I was right from day fucking one, and he was wrong.
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196Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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200To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volyaliterature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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204SO PAUL RYAN… WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH!  YOU HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN IN THE RING YET, AND YOU SEE WHAT’S COMING!  YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED IN VIRGINIA.  YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED IN ALABAMA.  AND YOU SEE THE COALITION THAT WE’RE BUILDING, AND THE WAVE THAT’S COMING FOR YOU - AND YOU WANT TO GET OUT!  I DON’T BLAME YOU, I WOULD TOO IF I WAS IN YOUR POSITION!  YOU’RE GOING TO CASH IN ON THIS TAX SCAM BILL THAT YOU HAVE GOING ON, AND THEN YOU’RE GOING TO CHECK OUT.  WELL, LET ME TELL YOU… I’LL PUT YOU IN TOUCH WITH OUR APPRENTICESHIP COORDINATOR AT THE IRONWORKERS.  I GOT A LOT OF TOOLS IN MY TRUCK YOU CAN BORROW UNTIL YOU BUY YOUR OWN.  WE’LL TAKE CARE OF YOU, MAKE SURE YOU’RE SAFE.
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206WELCOME… TO THE WORKING PEOPLE’S WORLD!!!
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210You think this is a game? I would go to my death THIS INSTANT for the women I have sworn to protect. Explain to me your values. Now.
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219Call me all you want. You wouldn't last 10 minutes in a debate about any subject within politics, philosophy, sociology or economics with me anyway. Or would you? Because so far, all I see is that you're just another sad millenial that has only ever learned anything about conservatism or the right via some random snowflake on youtube, Tumblr or Twitter. Or even worse, from a canned commie history teacher in school. Do you fap to hentai still living with mom too? I really hope you don't. The mere fact you mentioned the word "fascist" and Nazi towards my person gives away the fact you are clueless just like 99% of the SJWs, Antifas, Blackblocs.
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221Feel welcome to invite me to a debate if you want. Until then, you can downvote and play the 20-something year old millenial with college debt you probably are all you want, I won't mind. Feel free to say I was triggered by you. Would entertain me even further if you did.
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227late capitalism: \*points at corpse in aokigahara forest\*: "commodity."
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231im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
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235I have no respect for any grown man who considers another male his “friend”, its pathetic and effeminate
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239The points they made are not even worth refuting. Its half comedy half ad hominem. If they actually made any serious points that are worth defending I would have.
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241What is my logical response supposed to be to a bunch of guys making fun of JBP by saying he wanks to google images?
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243I would rather let the 12 year olds be 12 year olds in their own echochamber.
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245if you guys think you can debate come over to r/JordanPeterson and make a post on why you think he sucks, We'll debate you.
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250I have become increasingly frustrated with the posts and comments that are being made in this subreddit. We have opened our gates in the name of open dialogue and free speech. And for a good reason too. We are not insecure about the ideas we hold(stressing that ideas doesnt hold us). And we would also like to change peoples minds. And if you couldnt tell we are probably the subreddit with highest openness trait, that plays a part in this. So thats the ideal we have about discussion. But the problem is that we are being constantly barraged by comments by trolls who's only wish to derail the conversation. And we let them colour the dialogue and we let them waste time because we willingly turn around and try to argue with these trolls! Now what is the solution? I dont think super strict moderation is beneficial, so we need to think about this seriously. Too many posts made with the intention to troll. The anti-natalist threads was flooded with anti-natalists. A troll was replyibg to my comments and I sent him a pm and tried to find out more about him in an effort to understand and empathize. T'was in vain..
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254Ok, hard as it is going to be for you to accept, I have gone beyond your entire field. I'd really like you to give me an argument against my theory above that does not appeal to authority or depend upon your credentials. I have no idea what that argument would look like, I've been searching for it for the past year.
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256Also note, I have no interest in furthering your field. I am only interested in fixing the world, which contrary to popular opinion does not require revolutions in science or collective action. A small competent team with a few computers and the internet can do more to change the world than a billion people marching the streets with placards fomenting about their "oppression".
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260Well ain't you a hard man, hiding out on the internet, typing out your bilious rage for all to see.
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262I ran into burning buildings. I fed the homeless. I did my best to make sure that homeless people who refused to go to shelters had safe places to sleep. I knelt in people blood, piss, and even shit to work on them until the EMTs could arrive. I went into buildings, alone, looking to apprehend people who had callously murdered their fellow citizens.
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264And so on.
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266So fuck you, you mouthy wee shit.
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270Being blonde in Southern Europe is wonderful.  The Southrons are desperate to procreate with you.  You have to hold on to your blonde women there, or else a crowd of Southrons will cling to her and kneel to her like she was a goddess to them.  And the Southron women throw themselves at us Nords like mad.
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272Reality.  Sorry.
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274Pokaż mniej
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278REMOVE SOCIALISM remove socialism you are worst left. you are the left idiot you are the left smell. return to vermontt. to our vermont cousins you may come our party. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bernie we will never forgeve you. leftist rascal FUck but fuck asshole left stink bernie not even a democrat..dnc rigging primary best day of my life. take a bath of stolen primary..ahahahahahBERNIE WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget labour .england we kill the absolute boy, labour return to your precious momentum….hahahahaha idiot left and bernie smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SOCIALISM FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. cory+kirsten+oprah+kamala=kill bernie…you will dnc/ hillary alive in verrit, hillary making comeback in verrit. fast campaign hillary verrit. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of hillary.. you are ppoor stink left… you live in a box hahahaha, you live in an apartment
279hillary alive numbr one #1 in chappaqua….fuck the vermont,..FUCKk ashol leftist no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. hillary aliv and real strong #imwithher kill all the left farm aminal with idpol magic now we the verrit rule .ape of the zoo presidant dolan trump fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bernie wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our party we will crush u lik a skull of pig. hilary most qulified candidate ever
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283Over the last three years Austin DSA has outpaced DSA groups across the country. All groups gained members due to Bernie/Trump but Austin DSA outgrew all these groups because we were supportive of fights for social justice in Austin. We asked folks to join and we supported other groups’ progressive actions. We spent a minimum amount of time on our bureaucracy and a maximum number effort on involving folks in activism.
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285We spent little time grabbing the limelight and a lot of time building the progressive movement as we grew locally and nationally. Other organizations and individual opportunists watched as we grew. Many extremist groups sent folks into DSA to recruit and spread their ideas. They built divisions and spread lies in our ranks. They looked for folks to turn to easy solutions. Real organizing builds organization.
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287At the national, DSA extremists with less than one year in DSA dominate the leadership. Many of the long-time leaders have been intimidated. The extremists and factionalists have been calling and emailing Austin to pick up supporters for their factions; secretly taping meetings and posting edited versions online. The lack of ethics and simply not knowing right from wrong dominate at the national level and has now crept into Austin.
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289The opportunists and extremists could not allow democratic socialists to build a movement. Many of these folks do not consider themselves democratic socialists.
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291I can no longer urge Austin DSA members to stay in DSA and I can no longer ask folks to join DSA. DSA has many good folks, but it is no longer the organization of Eugene Debs, Michael Harrington, or Bernie Sanders.
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293Many of the new leadership do not think Bernie is a real socialist. In the last weeks rocks have been overturned and snakes have wiggled out. I urge everyone to take a look at what DSA is becoming nationally and what some want DSA to turn into locally. Each Austin member should decide for themselves how to relate to DSA. I have decided to leave DSA.
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298Don't worry, folks. Little Ben would grow up to marry an incredibly hot doctor. Have I mentioned my wife's a doctor, btw? Because if not, she is. A doctor. Who practices medicine.
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303itsyourchapo:
304https://twitter.com/narcokitty404/status/952603931909279752
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308Your industry can burn. I will approach you professionally, as I do every activity, but how dare you? You tiny souls. You malignant professionals. How dare you treat anyone this way. You'll hear from me. Goddamn you.
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312FRIENDS! COLLEAGUES! FELLOW CITIZENS! DO YOU NOT SEE THE BEAUTY? 
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314After our Longest Year, our institutions stand firm and ready to PROSECUTE ALL TO THE EXTENT OF THE LAW.
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316The Republic is holding! The Enlightenment ain't going dark! 
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318Dig in, peeps. 
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320It's about to get awesome in the colloquial AND Biblical sense. </>
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324I believe I have proved my point, if you are someone with the capacity for rational thought, look at how the clowns and propagandists heavily misrepresented my arguments, so let's explain.
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326First, let's not go down the idiotic semantical route of "Homophobia means irrational fear of homosexuals which doesn't exist", we have to all agree that it is a misnomer and we're all okay with that. No one "irrationally fears homosexuals"... the term is used as "Hatred of homosexuals", alright? good, we are agreed.
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328Second, I have been hanging out with homosexuals my entire life and one of my greatest mentors is a homosexual himself. Let me explain a bit using him as an example; This guy is a medical professional like me, except he's a specialist in prosthetics and EXTREMELY good at his job, I honestly could never see myself being anywhere near as good as him at any branch of medicine, so as you can see, I have great respect for him.
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330But the thing is, he's not "A gay guy" or "some homosexual"... that is reducing him to just "he likes to take it up the ass" and one of the most disrespectful things that I could possibly imagine. And do take note that he , and all the other guys like him that I associate with, wouldn't even engage with retards like the guys that responded to me, they'd tell them to go fuck themselves , that "You don't speak for us". Key aspect here is, these guys are never mistreated and never receive "hatred" because they're homosexuals, because it's not a big deal, and it's not really a part of who they are. I don't think of these guys as "Homosexuals" or "Gays", they're just guys, like me. This is the difference between SJWs and intelligent men.
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332My mentor for example, is a high end medical professional, bodybuilder (He looks 15 years younger than he actually is, it's insane), jokester (Holy motherless goat, this guy is seriously a clown, in the best way you have no idea) and just all around a cool guy. He doesn't put on a "I'M A GAY" show , he's just a regular guy who happens to like other guys.
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334No.
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336It is my observation , throughout my entire life, where in almost every point in my life I associated with homosexuals ... mostly because I was always antisocial and so that put me next to people who were very charming and accepting, which basically means most homosexuals in the viscinity.
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338The guys that get "hatred for being homosexual" are invariably the guys that are "HOMOSEXUAL FIRST" and then nothing else. These guys are absolute clowns in the worst way and guess what, the guys I mentioned earlier, they would absolutely be the first to call these clownish guys out.... and far, FAR more aggressively than I would.
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340Nobody "hates" homosexuals, they are assholes that think they should get special treatment because they're homosexuals. Or let me specify because I know for a fact that propagandists will take that literally or out of context.
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342There are jackasses in the world, but it is an extreme minority that hates homosexual for being homosexual. It is almost always the case that they receive hatred for being hyper entitled , attention whoring jackasses.
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344But here's the real secret;
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346The propagandists that responded to me, they view homosexuals as inferior, I don't. I view them as guys like me, with the capacity to do what I can do, my equals and guys that don't need defending or to be a special "protected class", they recognize that that would be a tacit admission that they are inferior and they hate that, at least that what the guys I've always hung out with have immediately recognized.
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348Here's what any of them would say to this thread; I don't need you to treat me with kid gloves, fuck off with that shit. There's no "homophobia", there's just assholes and we all have to deal with them now and then
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350gg.
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354It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. Last week, I took an online IQ test without preparing for it at all. It showed me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
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356My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is a Philosopher who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 49, I understand religion better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding free will. He's not particularly successful as a philosopher, but I've met lots of other philosophers who aren't as good as me at physics. I'm also pretty good at Middle Eastern geopolitics. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of Islam than any actual theologian, but I have lots of ingenuity for making broad generalisations. I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me.
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358I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Religion, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of foreign policy which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Noam Chomsky’s theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody in r/samharris who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that Islam deserves no future. If I were the president after 9/11, I would be for a nuclear response. In fact, I'd even support the concept of nuking the Muslim world. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are, if you have ideas that are dangerous, it would be ethical to punish them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if you are a muslim. I believe in profiling of people based on their race and religion.
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360I consider myself an intellectual. I don't believe in peer review; they may happen naturally, but it should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the r/samharris community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. And, uh, I'm a pretty good scholar. All that, and I think your behavior in this subreddit was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
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364For years ever since I was a kid I always had a strange fascination with what my parents told me was the first lady. Something back then as a child changed inside of me, once I saw her face on the television I felt a rush of boiling hot blood flow straight to my head. The way she would have her beautiful blond hair with the stern tone of voice that made you feel as if you were being commanded by a superior being to do bidding for their pleasure. For years growing up I somewhat obsessed with the women. I downloaded pictures of her off the internet and printed them out to stick on my wall. I would find all kinds of pictures of her and I'd lay in bed every night and morning just staring at her face. As I grew older I began to realize my obsession was more than some strange feeling of connection with this person I had never met before, it was much stronger and it was a feeling I had not ever been really aware of. I was sexually attracted to Hillary Clinton, around age 11 I guess you could say I came of age. You could say I started whipping my own cream if you will. Hillary Clinton was simply what I whipped my cream for. Years passed by, throughout school I kept it a secret. When real life females I knew for years liked me I would always turn them down. In the back of my mind thinking about Hillary and getting anxious to get home and stare at her. Fast forward a couple of years, Hillary's running for president. Oh my god if I could express the blissful pleasure I received knowing the women of my dreams may be in control of not only me but the whole country. I did everything I could to campaign for her, spread word about her and try to get as many people to vote for Hillary as possible. Sadly she lost that year, I was devastated. However at the young tender age of only 16 I received word from the Hillary campaign that they appreciated my efforts but most importantly, Hillary signed it. There it was in my hands, a signed letter of appreciation from the greatest women in the world, the women for whom I've lived for years in service to, Hillary Clinton. Seeing her signature sent shockwaves throughout my entire body, it felt like a wave of pleasure rolling over my shoulders. I kept that letter close and I sealed it away to preserve it. After a few more years I hear Hillary Clinton is running again. This time, I was personally contacted by her campaign to help them get Hillary Clinton to be the US president. I was all on it, I went to every house on the block teaching people about Hillary Clinton and why they should vote for her. Many people, many Bernie Supporters, all of them changed their opinions once I got to talk to them. I like to believe, I'm partly responsible for Hillary winning the primaries. So many people were almost as in love for Hillary as I was this past election. We were all so happy to serve such a intelligent women seeking to make the world a better place. Sometime near the end of the primary I was actually contacted by the clinton foundation themselves. Apparently I was offered a reservation at a meeting to speak to Hillary Clinton herself. My reaction was priceless, in my head I imagine my smile was from ear to ear. I started hyperventilating at the thought of talking to or better yet being next to Hillary. I had my parents help me get a nice suit, new haircut, even got my eyebrows done. About a month later it was time, I was on my way 200 miles away to meet the women of my dreams, who I had dedicated my self emotionally and physically to since I was a child. We traveled across the state and into a gated community on a private resort. When we pulled up to the address we were sent, all you could see is cars lined up as far as the eye can see. I stepped out, walked into the party looking for her. I did not see her at first, spent about 20 minutes waiting and keeping an eye out. At the very least I just want to see her, I said to myself. Just then out of no where appeared what appeared to me to be a goddess sent from heaven. As the sunrays shined on her from behind, I instantly knew it was her, Hillary Clinton. She gave a 5 minute speech on fossil fuels and corporate tax rates. The entire time I felt my lesser bulging in my pants attempting to free it's self as I thought about all the times I had released by self in tribute to her. She stepped down from the podium, and I knew I had to talk to her. So I made my way over to her, and then there I was. She began walking towards a table near me, I'll never forget how she walked. It was so elegant and graceful like something I had never seen before. Time seemed to be at a halt as I observed ever inch of her being. Noticing even the tiniest of details like a single split hair on the back of her head. I was nervous, but I knew I had to be calm and ready. Servers came out with a plate full of spaghetti. She ate it, and I sat there pretending not to watch. After she was finished I made my way to her. She made eye contact with me, and smiled. Her lips, teeth, cheeks, everything about that smile drove me crazy. It felt like I was going to let the devil do his bidding right there without any hands on help. But I controlled myself, I opened my mouth and said, hi. She responded with a reluctant hi that appeared somewhat skeptical of me, maybe she thought I was mentally disabled, I don't know. Then I told her how I helped her campaign and would go around getting people to vote for her. She thanked me, then she extended her hand in preparation for me to extend mine. I reached my arm out, I grasped her hand, and I shook it. Just then I felt an electric shock go up my arm into my chest. It was like she had just taken everything that I am, balled it up and squeezed it. I felt pure agonizing pleasure shaking her hand. Knowing my own desires will never be fulfilled by this beautiful goddess of a women. I forget what I said next, but no matter how hard I try to remember I can't. Whatever I said after that handshake, made her laugh. Not only did I get to see her in real life, but I got to shake her hand, and I hear her laugh. My life felt as if it was complete, if i died right then and there I'd die the happiest man alive. Never had I expected such joy to even exist in this world. This goddess of a women, who's so strong and powerful, who've I've dedicated my entire life to, had just acknowledged my presence by not only communicating with me but physically interacting with me. After that short interaction we both moved on. I never told her a word about how my life has been or the things I've thought about. I figured she would just think I'm some creep if i did. My pleasure and desires are not of her concern. Since then I've spent my life dedicated to her even throughout all the turmoil. I try my best to avoid any talk about her now in days, or even looking her up. There is too much hate that I can't stand to see. I know who she really is, and I will forever remember her as the women she presented herself to me as. My goddess, my love, Hillary Clinton.
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368I consider myself an adventurer, especially on the culinary front. I have consumed livers, kidneys and brains. I have eaten an Amazonian herb that numbs your tongue, which sort of nullifies the point of eating, and I have tried shrimp that were still alive — still wriggling — until the downward chomp of my incisors.
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370But on a recent visit here, I had pasta alla gricia on the first night, then pasta alla gricia on the second night, then pasta alla gricia on the third and fourth. There’s only one possible explanation, which is of course Donald Trump.
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372Before I elaborate on that, I should explain pasta alla gricia. It doesn’t enjoy the fame outside of Italy that it deserves. It’s essentially pasta alla carbonara minus the egg: less gooeyness, less guilt. “Lighter than carbonara” is how I often describe it, although that’s like saying “humbler than Trump.” The bar is low, and everything’s relative.
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374It can be made with bucatini. It can be made with rigatoni. It could probably be made with shoelaces and still be worth ordering. It’s proof, like many Italian delicacies, that the communion of fat (it’s studded with crispy bits of pork cheek) and salt (it’s deluged with pecorino cheese) is the most reliable ticket to heaven. And it was one of my go-to dishes when I lived here many years ago.
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376But four dinners in a row? That was unheard-of. It made me realize how much I relish constancy now. And it got me to thinking about how underrated sameness is.
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378When Trump came down that escalator in June 2015, he was inconstancy. He was newness. Sure, he’d been around forever, a fixed star in the celebrity firmament. But Trump as a politician, let alone as a president, hinged on a hankering for novelty and an itch to trash the status quo in favor of the great orange unknown.
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380Before his election, supporters of his told me that they didn’t think him perfect and weren’t even certain of his competence, but hey, could American government get any worse? Why not toss the pieces up just to see where they land? These voters viewed what they were doing as bold. They weren’t wrong. But boldness and recklessness overlap. And here we are.
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382We lurch from one surprise, provocation and scandal to the next. Tariffs today, the execution of drug dealers tomorrow. Stormy Daniels at the moment, stormy weather all the time.
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384Administration officials turn over at a breakneck pace. (Farewell, Rex Tillerson.) Traditional presidential etiquette is gone. So are traditional presidential ethics. We got our taste of the untried. Dear God, is it sour.
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386Italians are more practiced at such tumult. Over the past 25 years, Italy has changed prime ministers 13 times. It has swung this way and that. At this point it’s more or less dangling: The nascent, renegade party that got the most votes in the recent election, the Five Star Movement, lacks a majority, not to mention a workable agenda, and doesn’t have a coalition partner.
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388There’s no clear national purpose, no steady national trajectory, no sturdy sense of control. Italians wait, somewhat helplessly, to see what happens next.
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390But their rituals, their families and their food — these are governable and protectable across time. They’re the engines of stability. They’re the agents of solace. Italians cling to them more fiercely, and with greater pride, than we Americans embrace our kin and our ways.
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392I used to view this with a mixture of admiration and ridicule. When I lived in Rome, I often groused about how many restaurants had almost identical menus and how inviolable the rules and rhythm of Italian meals could be. Cappuccino at breakfast but never after dinner. Beer with pizza but not with pasta.
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394On return trips to the Eternal City, I occasionally rolled my eyes at the changelessness of it all. Here a carbonara, there a gricia, everywhere a cacio e pepe. Italians, I decided, wanted for imagination. They lacked daring.
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396Maybe so. But this time around I felt only respect and gratitude for what they do have: the discernment to recognize a sweet spot — or rather, a fatty, salty one — when they find it and the wisdom not to abandon it on the unsupported chance that there’s better around the bend.
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398And so I kept happily to routine. I walked the Roman paths that were most familiar and dearest to me, lingered in the Roman piazzas that had given me pleasure before and supped not just on the classics but on one classic in particular: gricia. It was my link to a calmer past and my thread through a turbulent present.
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400I can’t predict where, politically, Italy or America is headed. I can’t inoculate myself against Trump’s coming tweets. But I can count on what happens when pork cheek meets pecorino. I can plant myself at that juncture. And I can stand still.
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404You arrogant, racist son of a bitch Pankaj Mishra: How dare you accuse me of "harmlessly romancing the noble savage." That's how you refer to my friend Charles Joseph, who I've worked with for 15 years?
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406And you call me a fascist? You sanctimonious prick. If you were in my room at the moment, I'd slap you happily.
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408You say "Peterson claims that he has been inducted into “the coastal Pacific Kwakwaka’wakw tribe” Just what do you mean by "claims" you peddler of nasty, underhanded innuendo, you dealer in lies and halftruths?
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410This happened in part because of the work I have been doing alongside Charles. Is that a "claim," too, and something brought about by the romance of a fascist with a noble savage? Fuck you.
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412Apparently, when you're the "premier literary-intellectual magazine in the English language" you can justify publishing libellous, racist tripe
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416Hello,
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418I’m interested in starting a left wing militia in order to remove the current Democratic regime in the US and install a radical left wing monarch. I am located in Atlanta, but am recruiting worldwide. I’m recruiting a minimum of 10 million soldiers and maximum of 15 million soldiers. Can we talk politics if you’re interested? And can you refer me to other radical left wing users?
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420Thanks,
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422radicalleftwing
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426So we are supposed to believe that I ruined the pro white movement for calling out Beyonce? Are you serious? Folks, this is what called infiltration and division. This is planned. NO ONE pro white or conservative cares about Beyonce. Only liberals. Liberals are pretending to be part of our “movement” and are trying to cause drama right now. DONT FALL FOR IT.  Now to address the accusations… Beyonce was comparing herself to the Virgin Mother. She’s disgusting for doing that and what’s more, people are disgusting for worshipping Beyonce. I didn’t take anything away from any pro white movement for calling out that diabolic trash for what it was. I’m a Christian and when someone mocks the Mother of Christ I’m going to call them out. Period. I never said ANYTHING about her children. God bless her children, I hope they survive her.
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430Lol honestly fuck you. Anticommunist social democracy does it again! Just go ahead and fucking ban me. As the “anti-tankie” “left” slowly but surely gives into the anti-Russia war propaganda on the grounds that “well really, Putin, Assad, Juche, Iran, Cuba, America, the Soviet Union are all equally bad...” and devolves into liberal both-sidesism, I hope you remember that you’re responsible for helping axe a principled commitment to anti-US imperialism. I was never being ironic, fuck you and fuck this sub. You idiots have made me like Stalin more (who I literally think is bad) because I realize now he was essentially right about social fascism.
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434I don't usually use forums or Reddit, I usually just post comments on Ancap blogs like Molyneux or Cantwell's blog, but they didn't seem appropriate places to post my story. So here goes, I just wanted to share this with all of you.
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436Nov 3 I flew to Europe for a Eurotrip type tour. Not a guide or packaged deal, just going around by myself. I paid for half of the trip with the wages I earned over the last two years, my dad paid for the other half. I am 19, I guess that is normal starting college and all. (Before that I worked for my dad's company part time, so I guess you could say he paid for all of it, lol).
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438I did France and then Italy and then Greece next. I am an Ancap so I wanted to see anarchists in these places. Yes, I know they are different kinds of "anarchists" and not really full anarchists like us. I went to an anarchist book store in Italy and it had a lot of English books, but no Rothbard or Ancap. Like I said, I expected that, not a surprise.
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440I went to Greece, which everyone knows is famous for its revolutionary anarchism, its economic crisis and everything going on right now. Here I found directions for a local anarchist center. I went and didn't see anybody, but it was covered in graffiti, mostly in Greek so I couldn't read it. Whatever, I started taking pictures. Then some people came out and confronted me.
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442This should have been my first warning sign something was not right, because photography is not a crime. They were not violent, but they were not friendly, like asking who I was, what I wanted. They all spoke good English actually. Not uncommon in Greece. I said I was a tourist and an anarchist and I just wanted to take pictures. Then they got friendly and told me I should have asked first (but pictures are no NAP violation so I don't know why, but I didn't say anything) and they invited me inside.
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444We hung out for a while and smoked hash (there is no good dank in Europe as you might find out like in Cali, everyone smokes hash with tobacco which isn't as cool as it sounds). We started talking about politics and anarchism. I was trying to talk about the state, they were like yeah no doubt the state was bad. But they wanted to talk about capitalism, capitalism this and that. This is when we started to get into a debate.
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446I told them that what they called capitalism is different from the free market. They said capitalism is free markets. And I said I agreed. That is what I am saying. Real capitalism is free markets. And they said yes, that is what we are trying to get rid of. And I said no, but we don't even have that right now. We need more free markets. And everyone at the same time was like "nooo" we are anarchists, we are against capitalism. Anarchists oppose capitalism.
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448And I said but not anarcho-capitalists. Anarcho-capitalists are the anarchists who support capitalism. I had a fanny pack (yeah, lame I know) for my camera and in that I had this yellow and black bowtie (also super lame, it was a joke but I wasnt wearing it). And I said look, these are the Ancap colors, yellow and black, like versus the communist red and black. Well, these guys had a lot of red and black in the building already so I thought they would get it.
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450I think that is when it started to get a really bad vibe, really tense in the air. The free market thing was funny, we disagreed but I think they thought I was just confused. Everyone was uncomfortable now. Then someone said markets wont work with democracy. And I said exactly, that's it, democracy is against anarchism. And they kind of agreed, and said yes, we don't have real democracy, just governments, and we needed more democracy. I said no, we need less democracy, democracy is the enemy. And we need to end democracy to have anarchy. Then they were all like "noooo" again. You know that thing people do in groups when everyone all says "nooo" or expresses some disapproval at the same time.
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452And one of them said "but we do want to stop democracy" and then they kind of spoke back and forth in Greek. I didn't really understand it. And they asked me what I meant.
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454So I said okay, I had the floor, I was going to tell them about ancapism. And I tried to explain to them some Rothbard and Hoppe. I said the natural order in anarchy is that the best rise to the top, the market picks who is the best. They compete and are peaceful. They said what do we want instead of anarchy. I said we want private owners to own their own land and businesses, and to employ people. They said that is what we have now. I said no, it would be even better. One of the guys said it was like feudalism. And I said it is not feudalism.
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456Eventually one of the guys spoke up and I thought he was Greek, but he spoke English perfectly so he may have not been. He said he knew what anarcho-capitalism was and that we were basically fascists. He asked me if I thought everything should be private. And I said yes. And he asked me if I thought people were unequal. And I told him yes. And that not everyone would have equal rights. I said everyone has the right to own property and not be done aggression against. But that not everyone had to be treated equally by the owners. He said what about immigrants and racism. And I said that would not happen in a free market, but yes property owners could be racist if they wanted to. They had to respect property.
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458Then he called me a fascist again, and someone else said I was a fascist. And then they basically all started shouting fascist at me, and one of them grabbed me by the wrists. They pulled me out the door, it was up three floors, and basically drug me down the stairs on my back. It hurt really bad and I remember yelling "you're breaking the NAP" and things like that. "Stop initiating force against me." Then they kicked me around on the ground in the hallway, before they took my camera and threw me outside. I was crying and stuff, I just sat there. I was in shock because it was so sudden. Looking back there were warning signs though.
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460I think they felt bad for me and gave the camera back, but when I looked later they stole the memory card with all of my Greek photos.
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462So they initiated force and theft. They broke the NAP. I knew the left anarchists were not real anarchists, but I never knew they would do something that bad.
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464I wasnt seriously hurt, just kicked around a little, lots of bruises and little cuts. I am fine guys so don't worry. Just needed to share.
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468EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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472Here's the problem we have: There are some people who demonstrate themselves to be incompatible with free society. They've shown that they are capable of inflicting traumatic, indescribable levels of pain on others.
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474The debt they take out against society through their crimes is something they simply cannot ever repay, either.
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476With people like this, rehabilitation isn't an option. When you have a person like, say, John Wayne Gacy...a person who has brutally murdered children for no greater purpose than self-satisfaction...even if you could rehabilitate the guy, the only way you could test your success would be to release him into a situation where he is able to murder more children. If he doesn't murder any, great! You rehabilitated him! If he does...well, the cost of your failure is one or more young boys being murdered in a most catastrophically torturous manner.
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478Simply put, the bet isn't worth the hand.
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480Our options are limited to two things, then: We can lock the people like this in a concrete box and wait for mother nature to do our dirty work, or we can go ahead and give them a quick and painless exit from a life they simply are not equipped to handle.
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482I don't want to torture people like Gacy. Forget what he "deserves", because they certainly don't deserve quick-and-painless given the amount of pain they've caused, but that's not something a dispassionate justice system can accomplish. Most people don't get what they deserve...for better or worse. His victims didn't get the death they deserved, and killers like him don't get the death they deserve either. But I still think it's irresponsible to bring bloodlust and vengeance into this, even if we are 100% sure of guilt.
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484I think the most practical solution here for all of society is to put people like this in a sealed chamber and fill it with an inert gas like argon or nitrogen and let them drift off into unconsciousness in peace.
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486In a system where guilt is assured, I'd take up a job as executioner of such people and I'd never lose a minute of sleep over it.
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490Lmao the irony. Your entire sub is based on the presumptuous assumption that your ideology is intellectually superior to whatever other ideologie(s) you oppose. Yet when someone comes to test you, and not even in a very serious way, you immediately get so threatened that you resort to... invoking dumb culture (“hahahaha ayyy someone pointed out an obvious cheap and lame caricature that I made so I’mma immediately [smash that ‘nerd’ button](https://imgur.com/hQaIMsE)”)? Come on, not even r/debatecommunism is as pathetic as this sub lol.
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494Am I seriously reading that people are saying that the testicles produce urine based on the questionable biological teachings?
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496Fuck right off.
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498The balls are too soft. I know this for a fucking fact. They're not going to store that piss, shoot it out and just regenerate that a few hours later. Kick fucking rocks, bud, if you think the balls could ever fucking contain that fucking golden fluid You've probably barely left the bedroom, never mind trying to study the goddamn motherfucking urinary tract. The bladder is a piss hardened mother fucking storage system from a long fucking line of evolution, and that poor bastard still gets full. The balls are not piss hardened mother fuckers. They are all as soft as butter in the back window of a car. Don't forget that.
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500People are actually legitimately dying because of the influence of people who think pee is stored in the balls. Like, actually being killed. Like your best friend in high school suddenly has their fly parted in front of you and now there's a golden shower all over your face for no fucking reason. They're being pissed on and people are arguing that pee is stored in the balls is revolutionary or some shit. Fuck you. I find that insulting.
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502This stupid pretentious argument demonstrates perfectly why I think the actual left has so little sway in our cultures.
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504Get your head out of the fucking memes and let life take that meme and beat the idealism out of you until it seeps from your balls and coagulates on the floor in the form of having a clue. Start solving real fucking problems. The extreme rate of bladder-related diseases caused by piss is a real fucking problem. A system of class oppression that is propped up by bigotry is a real problem. Predatory and corrupt financial systems is a real problem. The corporate take over of your government is a real problem. Neo Liberal puppets in office is a real problem.
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506Even these things, while important, are still not how you win any votes. Trump might be the king of fucking kidney stones outbreaks but he won that fucking campaign for a reason, and like so many people here have said, it's because his voter base is actually pissed off about valid things. I bet you money his average voters problems are something like this: "I need to pee." Start solving those things for people and you'll really be talking.
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508Stop with this shit that I need a dictionary and an open Wikipedia search to understand. We need to wrap our big dumb heads around the fact that if someone can't afford to go to the dentist and get a rotten tooth pulled then they probably don't give a fuck about spacey, frivolous academics. Arguing that the theoretic value of your political movement (which is never going to work anyways because you cant see the basic science behind fucking pee) is worth more than an attempt at changing laws to prevent bladder research makes you an asshole.
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510TL;DR Back up your shit talk and you won't be called a lefty piss bitch so often.
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514Orks have socialized everything. Socialized space flight. Socialized medium of exchange. Socialized krumping. Orkdom is a true meritocracy in the sense that Orks literally get bigger the longer they live and the more fighting they do, but all orks are equally entitled to fighting whenever they want to and the fighting is shared equally amongst all orks. Additionally, because Orks a genetically hardwired to follow the biggest, meanest, krumpinest ork (biotruufs) but Orks also maintain a powerful psychic gestalt they have essentially solved the problem of large scale, noncoercive hierarchical organizaton; The biggest, meanest, krumpinest orks are recognized to have authority on account of being the biggest, but collective decision making is truly democratic as each ork contributes to the psychic gestalt that is the true driver of ork collective decision making.
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516Orks extremely robust physiology makes medical care and even mechanical augmentation trivial, allowing for a devolved medical care infrastructure staffed by Orks who have an inclination towards exploring the wealth of medical knowledge encoded in their genetic structure. Likewise, orkish industry is devolved to a very low level, with individual mekboys able to trade on the orks encoded genetic technical knowledge to rapidly industrialize in any conditions imaginable.
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518Even the wealthiest orks, the so called "Flash Gitz" are limited in their accumulation of wealth by the essential nature of Orks. Orks use their own teef as a medium of exchange for the vast majority of common goods and needs. Orks can either harvest their own teef or punch them out of another orks, but accumulation is largely impossible because teef decay at a more or less fixed rate once separated from the ork, which keeps the orkish cash economy extremely liquid. Another factor preventing wealth accumulation is the nature of orkish hierarchies, orkish psychology, and the orkish psychic gestalt; most orkish infrastructure is constructed organically at a very devolved level. An enthusiastic mekboy's enthusiasm is literally infectious, inspiring other orks to develop their latent mekboy talents and join the construction project, which in turn motivates more orks to participate. In this way orkish industry is built from the bottom up, as individual mekboys inspire infrastructure build up informed by the needs of the waagh as determined either by Orkish leadership or hte collective will of the orkish psychic gestalt.
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520Extremely large capital projects like fortresses, kroozas, rocks, stompas, and planetary class weapons are financed not with teef or other mediums of exchange, but rather arise out of the collective enthusiasm of the waagh for really big weapons. Far from being alienated from their labor individual orks will happily and enthusiastically leap in to the construction of large orkish capital projects, deriving satisfaction and a sense of place and meaning from the knowledge that their efforts are directly contributing to the Waaaghs ultimate goal of getting in to a bloody good scrap.
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522The paradoxically hierarchical yet devolved nature of orkish leadership cannot be overstated. The biggest ork in the Waagh enjoys the near absolute loyalty of the Waagh, but only as long as the Waagh continues to progress, grow, and find new battles to fight. If a leader founders, becomes unpopular, or simply fails to prosecute the Waagh this will quickly become evident to the Waagh as a whole, with the ambivalence of each Ork towards their leadership influencing the Orkish psychic Gestalt and encouraging subordinate orks to krump extra hard so they can become big enough to challenge the leadership for supreme command of the Waagh. Thus an unpopular leader rarely lasts long. A crisis of leadership will rapidly precipitate a series of coups until a leader emerges who is recognized as the biggest and meanest and krumpinest, at which point all Orks in the Waagh will recognize the leader and resume their individual efforts towards the Waagh. In this way the Waagh maintains rigid hierarchy that is nonetheless serving at the will of the collective body.
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524In short Orks is Green, Green is best, and you should all be out Krumpin instead of writing nonesense on the interwebs.
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528My life is doing great! I have no worries at all. You guys told me it was my white privilege. I had to work hard and attend school and not do drugs. Wow I’m a productive member of society and just want to do what my grandparents did. Have a family, grow a garden. Make big dinners and grind meat in the garage. Unfortunately only one side wants me to do those things and the other side says I should be ashamed of something I have no control over. The color of my skin.
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530I suppose this is where I’m supposed to say you’re a thirty year old living in your parents basement rent free with a liberal arts degree? I’m above making insults to strangers. If you wanna put your head in the sand and not accept reality. Elites will always be in control. Always have. Fortunate son is a great song
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534I have had it up to fucking here with fucking economists! None of your fucking ideas work, you don't know why, you can't explain why, and you can't. Get. Shit. Done. You read one fucking book that some fucking German wrote during the CIVIL FUCKING WAR and think it's the end of fucking knowledge. Well I spent thirteen fucking years studying Anthropology and I've got this to say; Marx is incomplete, dangerously reductive, limited by his cultural and historical perspective, and stymied by his focus on economics to the exclusion of other factors. And all you fuckers who spout off about being materialists while treating the work of one old dead German like he was fucking Jibral dictating poetry to you in a Cave need to fucking step off and read a goddamn sociology book. Rant off. Don't fucking DM me.
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538One lesson to be drawn from recent Western history might be this: Sometimes the extremists and radicals and weirdos see the world more clearly than the respectable and moderate and sane. All kinds of phenomena, starting as far back as the Iraq War and the crisis of the euro but accelerating in the age of populism, have made more sense in the light of analysis by reactionaries and radicals than as portrayed in the organs of establishment opinion.
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540This is part of why there’s been so much recent agitation over universities and op-ed pages and other forums for debate. There’s a general understanding that the ideological mainstream isn’t adequate to the moment, but nobody can decide whether that means we need purges or pluralism, a spirit of curiosity and conversation or a furious war against whichever side you think is evil.
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542For those more curious than martial, one useful path through this thicket is to look at areas where extremists and eccentrics from very different worlds are talking about the same subject. Such overlap is no guarantee of wisdom, but it’s often a sign that there’s something interesting going on.
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544Which brings me to the sex robots.
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546Well, actually, first it brings me to the case of Robin Hanson, a George Mason economist, libertarian and noted brilliant weirdo. Commenting on the recent terrorist violence in Toronto, in which a self-identified “incel” — that is, involuntary celibate — man sought retribution against women and society for denying him the fornication he felt that he deserved, Hanson offered this provocation: If we are concerned about the just distribution of property and money, why do we assume that the desire for some sort of sexual redistribution is inherently ridiculous?
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548After all, he wrote, “one might plausibly argue that those with much less access to sex suffer to a similar degree as those with low income, and might similarly hope to gain from organizing around this identity, to lobby for redistribution along this axis and to at least implicitly threaten violence if their demands are not met.”
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550This argument was not well received by people closer to the mainstream than Professor Hanson, to put it mildly. A representative response from Slate’s Jordan Weissmann, “Is Robin Hanson the Creepiest Economist in America?”, cited the post along with some previous creepy forays to dismiss Hanson as a misogynist weirdo not that far removed from the franker misogyny of toxic online males.
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552But Hanson’s post made me immediately think of a recent essay in The London Review of Books by Amia Srinivasan, “Does Anyone Have the Right To Sex?” Srinivasan, an Oxford philosophy professor, covered similar ground (starting with an earlier “incel” killer) but expanded the argument well beyond the realm of male chauvinists to consider groups with whom The London Review’s left-leaning and feminist readers would have more natural sympathy — the overweight and disabled, minority groups treated as unattractive by the majority, trans women unable to find partners and other victims, in her narrative, of a society that still makes us prisoners of patriarchal and also racist-sexist-homophobic rules of sexual desire.
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554Srinivasan ultimately answered her title question in the negative: “There is no entitlement to sex, and everyone is entitled to want what they want.” But her negative answer was a qualified one. While “no one has a right to be desired,” at the same time “who is desired and who isn’t is a political question,” which left-wing and feminist politics might help society answer differently someday. This wouldn’t instantiate a formal right to sex, exactly, but if the new order worked as its revolutionary architects intended, sex would be more justly distributed than it is today.
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556A number of the critics I saw engaging with Srinivasan’s essay tended to respond the way a normal center-left writer like Weissmann engaged with Hanson’s thought experiment — by commenting on its weirdness or ideological extremity rather than engaging fully with its substance. But to me, reading Hanson and Srinivasan together offers a good case study in how intellectual eccentrics — like socialists and populists in politics — can surface issues and problems that lurk beneath the surface of more mainstream debates.
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558By this I mean that as offensive or utopian the redistribution of sex might sound, the idea is entirely responsive to the logic of late-modern sexual life, and its pursuit would be entirely characteristic of a recurring pattern in liberal societies.
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560First, because like other forms of neoliberal deregulation the sexual revolution created new winners and losers, new hierarchies to replace the old ones, privileging the beautiful and rich and socially adept in new ways and relegating others to new forms of loneliness and frustration.
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562Second, because in this new landscape, and amid other economic and technological transformations, the sexes seem to be struggling generally to relate to one another, with social and political chasms opening between them and not only marriage and family but also sexual activity itself in recent decline.
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564Third, because the culture’s dominant message about sex is still essentially Hefnerian, despite certain revisions attempted by feminists since the heyday of the Playboy philosophy — a message that frequency and variety in sexual experience is as close to a summum bonum as the human condition has to offer, that the greatest possible diversity in sexual desires and tastes and identities should be not only accepted but cultivated, and that virginity and celibacy are at best strange and at worst pitiable states. And this master narrative, inevitably, makes both the new inequalities and the decline of actual relationships that much more difficult to bear …
565
566… which in turn encourages people, as ever under modernity, to place their hope for escape from the costs of one revolution in a further one yet to come, be it political, social or technological, which will supply if not the promised utopia at least some form of redress for the many people that progress has obviously left behind.
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568There is an alternative, conservative response, of course — namely, that our widespread isolation and unhappiness and sterility might be dealt with by reviving or adapting older ideas about the virtues of monogamy and chastity and permanence and the special respect owed to the celibate.
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570But this is not the natural response for a society like ours. Instead we tend to look for fixes that seem to build on previous revolutions, rather than reverse them.
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572In the case of sexual liberation and its discontents, that’s unlikely to mean the kind of thoroughgoingly utopian reimagining of sexual desire that writers like Srinivasan think we should aspire toward, or anything quite so formal as the pro-redistribution political lobby of Hanson’s thought experiment.
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574But I expect the logic of commerce and technology will be consciously harnessed, as already in pornography, to address the unhappiness of incels, be they angry and dangerous or simply depressed and despairing. The left’s increasing zeal to transform prostitution into legalized and regulated “sex work” will have this end implicitly in mind, the libertarian (and general male) fascination with virtual-reality porn and sex robots will increase as those technologies improve — and at a certain point, without anyone formally debating the idea of a right to sex, right-thinking people will simply come to agree that some such right exists, and that it makes sense to look to some combination of changed laws, new technologies and evolved mores to fulfill it.
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576Whether sex workers and sex robots can actually deliver real fulfillment is another matter. But that they will eventually be asked to do it, in service to a redistributive goal that for now still seems creepy or misogynist or radical, feels pretty much inevitable.
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580The question is this: Does anybody else believe that we are at the point where civil war (or mass infighting between nations) in the West is inevitable? I pray to God I’m wrong on this so if you guys could generate any alternative conclusions (or find flaws in my reasoning) it’d be much appreciated as it’s one major worry that I wouldn’t have to think about anymore. (Forgive my laziness as I’m a slow typer and I could spend another hour reworking this into an interrogative format, but I feel it’s well enough articulated to get the point across) The following is my most recent mini-essay (I can’t quite think of the right word at this time) which I feel lays out most of my case (if for whatever reason you guys want to see more of my ramblings I’ll see if I can dig some more up and if you’re really interested I am currently in the process of writing a full-fledged essay, but it could be weeks before it’s anywhere near ready): God help us. The left is playing a dangerous game. They’re pressing a stress point on the gender and sex issues. It’s a core aspect that human societies depend on and they are risking a multiple fracture in pressing these different issues simultaneously and forcefully. I’d like to at least graduate college before the seemingly inevitable upcoming societal unraveling that’s going to take place here soon. I don’t even think that they realize the kind of fire they’re playing with. There’s undoubtedly been a rise in authoritarian, collectivist ideologies in the past four years and it is NOT GOOD! Both sides continually provoke the other in a sort of ideological arms race which has already resulted in many deaths and injuries. I’m worried that Trump may turn out to be the biggest political Pyrrhic victory in modern politics as he is a seemingly never ending source of fuel for the left wing propaganda machine that the media has become. I was born in 2000 and only truly begin remembering the beginning of Obama’s first term, but what I will say is this: from what I’ve been able to gather in the past 3-4 years I’ve reached the conclusion that the world we’ve inherited is a Cold-War-esque apocalypse waiting to happen in its own weird way. The United States seemingly hasn’t a damned clue as to what the hell it can do as the sole global superpower other than preoccupy itself with small-fry foreign civil wars to try and prop up some new allies until another USSR-type opponent (my bet is one of these three possible scenarios with somewhat gimmicky yet equally self-explanatory names: “China Rising,” “Russia Reborn,” and “War on the Western Front” [the final being a repeat of the kind of European infighting seen in the first half of the previous century]) comes along. Jordan Peterson has often pointed out that the extreme mastery of the material realm seen in the past 600 years has come at the loss/forgetting of the moral/spiritual/psychological gold mine which Judeo-Christian values can provide us with and that this will eventually (very soon) come back to bite us. We’re too powerful to play the game of war any longer. We must strike a balance once and for all (or at least long enough to buy us time to look into what makes us tick (“know thyself”) so we can come up with some sort of solution). The West represents the best hope for humanity yet and it cannot fail. The last time it fell apart it took over 1500 years before things actually calmed down to a reasonable (if somewhat forced) level. Imagine how much longer that’ll be with thermonuclear weapons thrown into the mix. Not fun! Humanity as a whole has too much to lose. We need to stop this madness on the left and right before it’s too late.
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584Was sitting around in the baggage claim, witnessing what decades ago was a luxurious and latently aristocratic travel industry become over-democratized and degenerated.
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586Saw the dregs of humanity pass by. It just seems to get worse every year. Normal people no longer exist.
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588A man with long hair, a big nose and a skirt with hormone-enhanced breasts meets his female friends who do their best to endear him by complimenting his offputting appearance.
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590Another long haired bugman with a beard in his mid to late 20s with his girlfriend both carrying large pokemon plushies like toddlers.
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592Tattooed dykes with short cropped and partially shaven heads roving around in groups like a band of marauders from a Mad Max film.
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594An overwesternized and aposematized Asian thot with blue hair and tattoos waits for her obviously umpteenth caucasian boyfriend.
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596Certain themes seem to predominate among the others: obesity, self-disfigurement, complete erasure of the polarity of the sexes- all in various shades and forms.
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598I saw two decent-looking caucasian males in dress shirts and slacks engaged in agreeable conversation. Had I been an older gentleman of means, I would have given them some money and shook their hands, thanking them and apologizing on behalf of the society they have to live in.
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600Spent the next day at the botanical garden, watching hundreds of bumble bees furiously collecting pollen. It was the only thing that still seemed to make any sense.
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604Don’t worry, this time I will be much shorter than the last time. I will explain my positions regarding moral issues that are quite… controversial. And I am sure that some people will refuse to even read this to the end. But I still think my position has to be affirmed and I will refer to this essay if anyone is confused about my views.
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606First of all, we have to talk about why we care (or don’t care) about certain moral issues. I care about sentient beings. If a moral action affects not a single sentient being – something I am skeptical of, since we live in a closely connected universe – the moral action isn’t even a moral action to begin with; it’s an action just like any other physical event in the universe, such as rain or the moment a supernova occurs. Do you have moral concerns about a distant celestial object exploding?
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608Anyway, this should clarify my position on necrophilia. Do I personally think it is disgusting? Yes. But many of the mistakes people make when talking about moral concerns is that they inject personal preferences regarding these subjects. There are things I judge disgusting – in the sense that I feel biologically nauseated by them – such as this (if you have a weak stomach in general, do not click on this link).
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610Do I think this is immoral? Aside from wasting food and resources that could be used for better means, the act of eating this – in my opinion, frankly disgusting – mixture of stuff is not immoral. It’s just disgusting. My whole point is that what we judge disgusting or not only applies to us personally; it shouldn’t be server as guidance to judge the moral actions of others. You think anal sex is disgusting? Don’t do it then, personally. But you shouldn’t use this to impose societal rules on others that might not share this personal preference. It is okay to have personal preferences, we all have them, more or less.
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612Now, what people were waiting for: what I think of necrophilia. Above, I said that I only care about sentient beings. This means that corpses – which are by definition dead and therefore ceased to be sentient – are not objects of my moral concern. My personal stance about my corpse is that I genuinely don’t care what they do with it, whether they bury it underground, burn it or molest it to generate sexual pleasure. I couldn’t care less. I will be dead by then, my consciousness won’t exist anymore. It is the moral equivalent of masturbating on a sunflower – don’t ask me what I envision by that.
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614I do think that rape and sexual abuse are highly important subjects to talk about and that we should always have empathy for victims of these crimes against someones autonomy. But this isn’t the case with corpses. In my opinion, we should treat corpses as objects that could be inherited by relatives and friends. If someone ejaculated on my laptop I wouldn’t be angry because I thought the laptop is sentient and therefore someone has violated it’s honor, but because I own the laptop and I don’t want semen stains on it.
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616Therefore, we shouldn’t treat necrophilia as a crime or even an immoral act in this instance, but as a pure violation of someones personal property. Now, I haven’t thought deeply about what type of legislation I would ideally apply, especially considering the legal loopholes that someone could abuse for the most sinister reasons. But necrophilia in itself can’t be the problem. My personal disgust for it – and the fact that it might not be hygienic to sexually interact with a corpse – shouldn’t serve to morally condemn someone that does enjoy this.
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618Now, let’s move on sentient beings, which I do think matter in terms of moral judgement. First and foremost, we have to establish that individual adults that are capable of consenting should be able to do whatever they want in their privacy when it comes to sex. Of course, exceptions to this rule might exist, such as someone having a sexual fetish for cutting limbs off or other questions we might have about someones physical and mental health. But in general, in a modern and liberal society, we should give consenting adults the right to perform whatever sexual act they want, whether individually, in couples or even groups. If you disagree with this premise, everything below won’t make sense to you and the conversation shifted about what consent is or not. Not incest in itself.
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620The first time I have interested myself for the subject of incest (I mean, morally; I myself have no sexual interest in it) was watching a video of popular science publisher and cosmologist Lawrence Krauss, which you can access here. It was a provocative moment, since I have never really thought about the subject and always considered it immoral by default. But it did plant the seed of doubt in me, which, to be quite honest, wasn’t difficult since I have never really cared about it. Many of our principles are just deeply planted in ourselves by our social environment, and they are worth being challenged. I would recommend reading Tauriq Moosa’s “Is Incest Wrong?“, which brilliantly summarizes many of my points as well.
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622Anyhow, some of the counter-arguments – or better, attempts at countering the conception that incest is not immoral – is to say it is disgusting. Now, at this point I am pretty sure that the reader understands that personal preferences shouldn’t be used as moral guidance. So we can discard that. Another criticism is that incest generates birth defects and therefore is negatively affecting a person that has not consented to this (it is contentious that anyone consented to being born). I would actually agree to this, but with the detail that I would differentiate incest from inbreeding. Inbreeding is when incest happens but someone got pregnant. I think inbreeding is immoral, since it has a high chance of creating birth defects that can be very debilitating in terms of life quality of a person that has not consented to this.
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624My point is that incest and inbreeding are morally very different. Incest, as the pure act of affection (it also could be sex just for the act of pleasure and not love in the proper sense, but I hope you know what I mean) between individuals that are genetically rather closely related and does not produce any consequences to anyone else is perfectly fine. It should be judged just like any other relationship and condemnation of that is what I would consider rather immoral. If you don’t like incest and you feel repulsion by it: nobody is forcing you to anything. Or, well, nobody should force you to that. So I do obviously condemn the forced marriages around the world that implicate siblings and the sexual abuse that some parents inflict on their children. But as long as there is an even playing field when it comes to consent, incest is fine.
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626As a side note, my opposition to inbreeding is rather complicated. It invokes questions about who is allowed to reproduce; and this conversation has deep consequences. I think morally, you shouldn’t inbreed. Even though it isn’t certain, it will likely cause tremendous suffering to someone else. But we absolutely should talk about the subject of breeding rights – with intellectual honesty and empathy for those affected, of course.
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628By far, I think the use of the naturalistic fallacy to justify any opposition to incest is hilarious. Humans and animals evolved mechanisms that prevent incest – ultimately, inbreeding – and therefore it must be wrong, because it isn’t natural. If you are familiar with fallacies, this is a classic one. The morality of an action is totally divorced from what we consider natural or not. The concept of “natural” is, to a materialist like me, very questionable in itself, let alone what it means morally.
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630The last opposition to incest that I want to address is that having affections for people that are close to you genetically is either a mental illness in itself or causes one. This is a claim I have seen no substance to it – why would we consider that a mental illness? The problem in bioethics as to what we consider an illness or not is a gigantic rabbit hole. It might be so deep, we metaphorically could reach the core of the Earth and come out on the other side. Simply put, I see no reason to label this affection an illness. Just because it isn’t statistically common – at least nowadays – shouldn’t be criteria for such. Otherwise, we might return to the middle age when being left-handed was an illness (or, in that time, a sin).
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632Perhaps the only evidence that I received about incest causing mental distress or illness was by a study that evaluated the consequences of non-consensual incest – or simply, rape. Yes, I am aware that rape causes trauma. This isn’t disputed, not even close. I oppose rape and condemn it thoroughly. But I haven’t seen any study about the effects of incest that involves consenting actors. I won’t bother linking the article I mentioned above since it has no relevance to the conversation, because I assume by default that rape is wrong.
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634Since this a controversial topic, I hope you have made it to the end without feeling any nausea. I do think we need to talk more about subjects that invoke disgust in common people, with reason and actual arguments.
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638Who knew that 'israel' was not a western creation? According to kahina the Zionist entity is in fact an organic expression of indigenous peoples, not western-European colonists. Oh and saying 'yank' is apparently anti-Semitic now too. Deranged doesn't quite cut it.
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640If anyone asks kahina to show one example of me allegedly "using classic British contemptuous dogwhistles about Greeks" they will be disappointed, as no such thing exists, the allegation is a foil to allow kahina herself to deploy the 'oily Levantine' trope: inversed Zizekianism.
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644Has it not occurred to you that the voice you've read my post in is in fact the voice in your head? It's your voice, it bears your tone, and your judgement values. How about this: Why are you being a little bitch? I am the matriarch of redditarian gang banging, dear. Do you not know who I am? I am desperately lonely. Are you trying to be my friend? Because you've got an interesting way of going about it. I'm ok with this, I can work with this, this is what we do. I do this. (That's an ICP reference. Get it?) Or am I wrong? Are you hurt or offended by something I said? Have I wronged you somehow? Are you upset? Do you feel trolled? As your friend, I feel obliged to inform you that if you said "yes" to any of these questions, you might be misattributing things to me which do not exist. If you don't understand what that means, how about don't sit there and tell me I'm both somehow subjective and also wrong. You can't have it both ways. So what's it going to be, chummer? I am The House. And The House says the door is open. Are you going to walk in here, fuck my shit up, and steal my properties? Ok, that's rude. We could also just chill. If I think I'm someone who thinks they're deeper than they actually are, then clearly I must dig deeper. I died once, true story. Listen... everything I've said in this thread... you must read in a voice with a friendly tone. And before you interrupted me, a youthful jubilence. You're abrasive, I'm sure you already know that. I understand I can be abrasive as well. I can understand you, I need you to understand me. If you don't understand me, we can't be friends. If we can't be friends, then you best get to stepping because you're in my way. Are you good?
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648take to respectfully ask for the whole subreddit to be taken down, but I know neither things are going to happen. I'm sure many of you still have the attitude that this kind of thing is merely a fun thought experiment, a bit of debate, maybe even a source of entertainment. However, it is far from any of those things.
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650In the 21st century, ideas have a lot more power than ever due to the presence of technology. They have the power to sway public opinion much more effectively, and such tools are way more accessible. You may find it melodramatic, but posts like these are nothing short of what I'd consider psychotronic warfare. I take this very seriously, many of us do.
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652When you try to twist our words and broadcast such libel, you are hurting the working class because you are committing an act of psychological warfare against the Revolution. I take it very seriously, and this will not be forgotten. Trust me, we keep tabs on frequent fliers like you, /u/Propertar who have a record for going into our safe spaces, breaking an unspoken trust, and broadcasting posts and comments meant for Leftists for the purpose of rallying people against us and committing libel against us.
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654This isn't a joke, this isn't just some salty Leftist you can laugh at. Fun fact, after the October Revolution, a certain phrase was said and associated with the Cheka.
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656Все счета будут оплачены
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658In English, "All accounts will be settled"
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660In other words, don't think that your actions, no matter how small, won't catch up to you. I won't go into too much detail, but we are definitely keeping a log of all counterrevolutionary transgressions, no matter how small. When the Revolution truly comes in full force, your deeds, and we, will catch up to you. You better hope you at least had enough sense to use a VPN, because it might stall us for a little bit. As the saying goes, ALL accounts will be settled. Still, it's more likely than not you're going to be brought before a Vanguard court, and you better hope they can find some mercy in their heart for you. We don't have any room for those who have allegiance to the enemies of the workers, enemies of the POC, enemies of women, enemies of the disabled, enemies of the Vanguard. The Revolution will be forever, we. will. not. go. back. and that's what we're going to do.
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662You might want to brush off all of this as the edgelord rantings of some Lefty scum, but I suggest you take them, very, very seriously. Let me tell you in more detail how it's going to go for you Capitalists after the Revolution. I wouldn't call the Revolution truly won at that point, I believe that the Revolution could only truly be considered wholly won if full postmodern consciousness has been achieved in all parts of the world. By this, I mean full education and implementation of policies involving class, race, gender, sexuality, ability, and scientific consciousness. In short, a complete upheaval of centuries of bourgeoisie and reactionary contamination across the world, International Revolution. If there are still Capitalists, then the Revolution's goals have not been achieved. The issue would need to be rectified, one way or another. In a sense, it is a contradiction to say that there is such a thing as peaceful rebellion for a Capitalist, because they are advocating for an ideology that is fundamentally violent, fundamentally harmful. It does not matter if they are shooting people in the streets or passing around pamphlets, both are violent actions. It is merely a question of the varying severity of violence. By making attempts to reinstate a violent system, they are perpetrators of violence. Therefore, it does not change how I would deal with them. It is very important that we never go back to the days of wage slavery and racism, and I am willing to use any means at my disposal to preserve the Revolution and advance it.
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664I've actually thought of this at length, how I would deal with counterrevolutionary elements after the Vanguard has achieved enough power to begin bringing about full postmodern consciousness. In the first phases, it would be fairly easy to deal with counterrevolutionary elements since there will be plenty of blatant counterrevolutionary paramilitaries still lurking around, they can be eliminated using a mix conventional and counterinsurgency methods. This would be the most straightforward, and perhaps the least morally grey phases of defending the Revolution. It would also be a time of asserting the Vanguard's legitimacy and willingness to defend its authority and defend the proletariat from counterrevolution.
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666There would still be plenty of counterrevolutionaries who hide it better, or choose, "Safer" means of opposition. Still, there are obviously factors that would make someone more likely to be a counterrevolutionary than others, such as being white, such as being or associating with former land owners, former law enforcement, former military of the old regime who chose not to fight with the proletariat. My personal policy is that the burden of proof will lay on them to show loyalty to the Vanguard and to the principles of the pursuit of the postmodern, or they will face purging, sentencing to labor camps, etc. Yes, it is a very harsh policy, I acknowledge that, but it is beneficial in the end. Attempts at Revolution that were afraid to use violence have historically failed. It's either the loss of those who would harm others, or the loss of many more who are Revolutionaries, who could live to see postmodern consciousness emerge, who will birth the next generations who will experience even more victories and even more prosperity. It is important that no one have to live under the tyranny of bourgeoisie or reactionary influences.
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668I acknowledge that it would be difficult to truly root out every counterrevolutionary, but I have given thought to that as well. This is part of the reason why I advocate for totalitarianism to some extent when it comes to defending the Revolution and establishing postmodern consciousness. There is certainly a risk of the Vanguard becoming degenerated, but I of course have developed countermeasures against even that, which is a story for another time. Totalitarianism, like many things, is a tool, a means to and end. Arguably, totalitarianism is a very risky means to an end, and a morally ambiguous one. However, totalitarianism would perhaps be the most effective way of prevent a counterrevolutionary Blanquist scenario from arising, a counterrevolutionary Deep State, if you will. Surveillance, social engineering, psychotronics, mental orthodoxy, etc. will be, obviously temporary measures to root out any remaining conspirators, hopefully. I would like to go more into detail, but I don't want to digress too far.
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670Education will be what eventually allows these Orwellian measures to truly be temporary, and that's a promise by the way, I have no intentions of locking the proletariat into a controlled environment for longer than is necessary. Education will be the main tool, education of all people in not only academic pursuits, but in the horrors of the times before. The rhetorical and mental destruction of all oppressive institutions and concepts from the next generations; education on the perils of whiteness, of sexism, of the gender binary, of the class system, etc. The totalitarianism part would go hand in hand with this here, social engineering. People will be encouraged to race mix, to form their own nontraditional identities involving their gender, sexuality, and other aspects. In a few generations, there would no need for totalitarianism due to the complete deconstruction, and the arrival of the postmodern consciousness. New generations would further the cause of the Vanguard elsewhere.
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672In conclusion, that would be how I will deal with these quote on quote, "Peaceful rebels." Some may consider my methods deeply Orwellian, deeply Draconian, but I assert that they will no doubt still be effective. It is important that we consider the bigger picture, don't be someone who can't see the forest for the trees. Remember, there is a world to win, a grand cause that ascends any other consideration. I leave you with that, enemies and future comrades
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674If you're still reading thus far, you certainly deserve a bit of recognition for that. Do you know why I am going on this rant? because it is of the utmost vitality that you understand, you all should understand. You should know now that I'm not an idiot, I know what I'm talking about. I'm not crazy, if you can believe it, but I would consider myself a political fanatic. I am very passionate about the cause of Revolution. I am very passionate about the cause of the workers. It is one of my dreams that I will be among the Vanguard when the time comes. I feel, if I can toot my own horn a bit, that I am capable and postmodern conscious enough to do so.
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676If you've made it this far, you deserve a little candor, I frankly am willing to do whatever it takes to ensure my goals. That may sound insane to you, and in the bourgeoisie definition, it is. However, in the true definition, it is not. I am willing to do whatever it takes because I know it is for a greater good. I have trained for the majority of my life in terms of physical, intellectual, spiritual, mental, emotional every part of it I strive to hone for the Revolution. I am a very serious about this, believe it. Now, onto the actual topic of the post. Despite what people have said here, I don't think that white people don't deserve to be in the Revolution, of course not. But I do not want white people who have not abandoned their whiteness and aren't committed to ending white culture, white institutions, and the physical manifestation of whiteness. I already explained that though, so why don't we go off into another comment, hm? I'm sure it'll be good
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680Bud, you have no clue what you're talking about. You haven't read Why Lift and therefore haven't the first fucking clue with which ethical/aesthetic criteria Jordan Peterson was dismissive of traditional workout conventions. You haven't read Paleo Me Plenty. You don't, for example, know another great regimen Peterson dismissed, or why. You aren't making an effort to truly digest or engage in an ongoing dialogue so much as corroding it. But perhaps you're over-rating Peterson as the greatest philospsychitrist of all time. He's just ripped, therefore people think he lifts. Zizek's bulking is just the same as Peterson's lazy 3x5 rep routine.
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682I could drop so much advanced fitness jargon on you, it would make your head spin, but I won't. Instead, I'll simply point out that you don't know what any of the different modes of dead lifts are, or how they seize upon muscle tissue regeneration. You've never read and don't know who people like Milo of Croton, Galen, or Frederic Delavier are- and those are just the biggies. You've read/seen next to no classic weight training, if any. Certainly not scholastically. You googled some shit about admiring physiques and copy/pasted something written in /r/fitness that you have no basis for understanding. You- yes the dumb, blind, sheltered little product of the exercise industry that you are, contribute to our world's and muscle tissue degradation. (You don't even know what that means because you don't know what good form is). You insult what you're ignorant about. And that's a really shitty thing to do. I suggest you take an honest personal inventory, and then try to make something better of yourself. Because right now, you're pretty fucking disgusting to read. Honestly, I think you should be ashamed of yourself, and should consider apologizing to this thread.
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686As a former SR-71 pilot, and a professional keynote speaker, the question I'm most often asked is "How fast would that SR-71 fly?" I can be assured of hearing that question several times at any event I attend. It's an interesting question, given the aircraft's proclivity for speed, but there really isn't one number to give, as the jet would always give you a little more speed if you wanted it to. It was common to see 35 miles a minute. Because we flew a programmed Mach number on most missions, and never wanted to harm the plane in any way, we never let it run out to any limits of temperature or speed. Thus, each SR-71 pilot had his own individual “high” speed that he saw at some point on some mission. I saw mine over Libya when Khadafy fired two missiles my way, and max power was in order. Let’s just say that the plane truly loved speed and effortlessly took us to Mach numbers we hadn’t previously seen. So it was with great surprise, when at the end of one of my presentations, someone asked, “what was the slowest you ever flew the Blackbird?” This was a first. After giving it some thought, I was reminded of a story that I had never shared before, and relayed the following. I was flying the SR-71 out of RAF Mildenhall, England , with my back-seater, Walt Watson; we were returning from a mission over Europe and the Iron Curtain when we received a radio transmission from home base. As we scooted across Denmark in three minutes, we learned that a small RAF base in the English countryside had requested an SR-71 fly-past. The air cadet commander there was a former Blackbird pilot, and thought it would be a motivating moment for the young lads to see the mighty SR-71 perform a low approach. No problem, we were happy to do it. After a quick aerial refueling over the North Sea , we proceeded to find the small airfield. Walter had a myriad of sophisticated navigation equipment in the back seat, and began to vector me toward the field. Descending to subsonic speeds, we found ourselves over a densely wooded area in a slight haze. Like most former WWII British airfields, the one we were looking for had a small tower and little surrounding infrastructure. Walter told me we were close and that I should be able to see the field, but I saw nothing. Nothing but trees as far as I could see in the haze. We got a little lower, and I pulled the throttles back from 325 knots we were at. With the gear up, anything under 275 was just uncomfortable. Walt said we were practically over the field—yet; there was nothing in my windscreen. I banked the jet and started a gentle circling maneuver in hopes of picking up anything that looked like a field. Meanwhile, below, the cadet commander had taken the cadets up on the catwalk of the tower in order to get a prime view of the fly-past. It was a quiet, still day with no wind and partial gray overcast. Walter continued to give me indications that the field should be below us but in the overcast and haze, I couldn't see it.. The longer we continued to peer out the window and circle, the slower we got. With our power back, the awaiting cadets heard nothing. I must have had good instructors in my flying career, as something told me I better cross-check the gauges. As I noticed the airspeed indicator slide below 160 knots, my heart stopped and my adrenalin-filled left hand pushed two throttles full forward. At this point we weren't really flying, but were falling in a slight bank. Just at the moment that both afterburners lit with a thunderous roar of flame (and what a joyous feeling that was) the aircraft fell into full view of the shocked observers on the tower. Shattering the still quiet of that morning, they now had 107 feet of fire-breathing titanium in their face as the plane leveled and accelerated, in full burner, on the tower side of the infield, closer than expected, maintaining what could only be described as some sort of ultimate knife-edge pass. Quickly reaching the field boundary, we proceeded back to Mildenhall without incident. We didn't say a word for those next 14 minutes. After landing, our commander greeted us, and we were both certain he was reaching for our wings. Instead, he heartily shook our hands and said the commander had told him it was the greatest SR-71 fly-past he had ever seen, especially how we had surprised them with such a precise maneuver that could only be described as breathtaking. He said that some of the cadet’s hats were blown off and the sight of the plan form of the plane in full afterburner dropping right in front of them was unbelievable. Walt and I both understood the concept of “breathtaking” very well that morning, and sheepishly replied that they were just excited to see our low approach. As we retired to the equipment room to change from space suits to flight suits, we just sat there-we hadn't spoken a word since “the pass.” Finally, Walter looked at me and said, “One hundred fifty-six knots. What did you see?” Trying to find my voice, I stammered, “One hundred fifty-two.” We sat in silence for a moment. Then Walt said, “Don’t ever do that to me again!” And I never did. A year later, Walter and I were having lunch in the Mildenhall Officer’s club, and overheard an officer talking to some cadets about an SR-71 fly-past that he had seen one day. Of course, by now the story included kids falling off the tower and screaming as the heat of the jet singed their eyebrows. Noticing our HABU patches, as we stood there with lunch trays in our hands, he asked us to verify to the cadets that such a thing had occurred. Walt just shook his head and said, “It was probably just a routine low approach; they're pretty impressive in that plane.” Impressive indeed. Little did I realize after relaying this experience to my audience that day that it would become one of the most popular and most requested stories. It’s ironic that people are interested in how slow the world’s fastest jet can fly. Regardless of your speed, however, it’s always a good idea to keep that cross-check up…and keep your Mach up, too.
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688There were a lot of things we couldn’t do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment. It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet. I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldn’t match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury. Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace. We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: November Charlie 175, I’m showing you at ninety knots on the ground. Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the “ HoustonCentervoice.” I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country’s space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houstoncontrollers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that… and that they basically did. And it didn’t matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios. Just moments after the Cessna’s inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his groundspeed. Twin Beach, I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed. Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. Center, Dusty 52 ground speed check Before Center could reply, I’m thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, ol’ Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He’s the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: Dusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground. And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done – in mere seconds we’ll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn. Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check? There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground. I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: Ah, Center, much thanks, We’re showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money. For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the HoustonCentervoice, when L.A.came back with: Roger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one. It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine day’s work. We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast. For just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest guys out there.
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692New York City, my birthplace, is ringed by Italian neighborhoods. Go to Staten Island, to the Bronx, to Long Island or to New Jersey -- it doesn’t really matter where you go, as long as you are within 50 miles of the Empire State Building. Within that fortunate circle, you will find that you are always reasonably close to a neighborhood, or at least a street, full of little stores and restaurants of unprepossessing appearance and fantastic culinary achievement.
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694Tragically, such neighborhoods are a blessing of erratic and patently unfair geographic distribution.
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696In the rest of the country the quality of the prosciutto seems to be directly proportional to the number of hand-crafted teak display cases, and also to the elevation of your heart rate when you view the prices posted inside those cases. In Italian neighborhoods, by contrast, the older and more scuffed the linoleum, the barer the badly plastered walls, the more tattered the appearance of the single 1956 Mass card taped into the cash register by way of decoration, the more likely you are to discover the single best piece of charcuterie you have ever eaten.
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698Unlike some enclaves that develop great restaurants and markets as they gentrify, Italians do not need to seek out good food as a way of expressing that they have arrived, financially and socially. Italians are already there. And being a cheerful and kind people, they are willing to invite the rest of us in.
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700I appreciated this anew while on vacation in Italy. Having spent years in a food desert of Washington, DC, I was practically weeping over the ease with which one could secure decent pizza. I am not the only American to have noticed that everything tastes better in Italy, and no, that’s not just because you’re on vacation and surrounded by charming ancient buildings. (You may notice that few accounts of vacations in Reykjavik or Dublin begin with “The food was amazing.”) The quality of produce in Italy is, in fact, much better, because Italians demand that it be better. And having gotten their hands on better ingredients, they prepare them with the care their treasures deserve.
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702It’s not quite clear why Italians have such an amazing array of exquisite regional dishes, nor why they have held out so fanatically against the blandifying forces of modern commercial food processing. We can guess that the Roman Empire probably had something to do with it. Empires facilitate trade in exotic foodstuffs, and rich imperial barons employ chefs who dedicate considerable ingenuity to finding the best possible uses of those ingredients. Arguably the oldest cookbook in the world dates to the Roman Empire, and it is reasonable to suppose that even after that empire collapsed, its culinary influence lingered among the citizenry. (Though it's worth noting that Italian cuisine as we know it today evolved with the arrival of New World foods like tomatoes.)
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704A long growing season also helps. Without vegetables or abundant herbs, there are only so many possible variations on “hunk of meat,” “piece of fish,” “egg” or “things you can make from milk.” (It’s not an accident that the northern reaches of Europe are little famed for culinary excellence, or that the most interesting and appealing local specialties tend to be either cheeses or some kind of alcohol.)
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706Ironically, the tenacity and abundance of Italian food culture may also be attributable in part to the intense regional strife that followed the Roman Empire, and the poverty of Italy’s long decline from its Renaissance peak. As my colleague Tyler Cowen has noted in his marvelous book, "An Economist Gets Lunch," in places that industrialized early, mass commercial canning, and television, preceded the technological and logistical innovations that made it easy for us to get decent produce year-round. In those places, hungry and relatively poor people developed a taste, or at least a tolerance, for bland processed food made palatable by lashings of sugar and fat. Then came television, which favored meals that can be eaten one-handed in front of a screen. And women moving into the workforce, which favored anything that can be prepared quickly.
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708Thanks to its relative poverty, Italy came to these things late, and at a time when global food supply chains were improving. So Italians held onto a food culture that prized care and taste over efficiency and ability to withstand a harsh shipping process.
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710All these things are probably part of the explanation, but they cannot be all of it, because why, almost a century after the great wave of Italian immigration ended, are Italian Americans still noticeably better-fed than, say, their Irish-American counterparts?
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712As the anthropologists are fond of telling us, culture is a mystery, difficult to describe, hard to destroy, impossible to create. It’s the emergent sum of millions of individual decisions. So we cannot replicate Italian food culture; we can only try to figure out how to let as many people as possible free ride on their cultural labor.
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714New York has more than its fair share of Italian cuisine. Perhaps some denizens of a town or neighborhood of a certifiably Italian-American character will take pity on more barren culinary climes. Of course, without a critical mass, the food culture will dissipate into a sea of Oreos and tater-tot casseroles, so we need at least a few thousand to move en masse. (Which reminds me: If only we could spread French cuisine the same way! But since America has pitifully few recent French immigrants, this may require some sort of special visa program.)
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716Towns could even entice Italian food-related businesses with tax abatements and special grants enabling them to relocate their linoleum, their Mass cards, and their battered steel display cases to new homes within the Great American Food Desert.
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718This may seem a little extreme to you. Must thousands of our fellow citizens uproot themselves, simply to improve the food culture elsewhere?
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720To even ask such a question demonstrates how dire the problem is. If you cared about food properly -- which is to say, as much as Italians do -- you’d already be recruiting in and around New York.
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725How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
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729My boyfriend (John…not his real name) and I like a bit of light kink mixed in with role play. Nothing too unusual, some boss/secretary stuff, some teacher/student stuff, that kind of thing. It’s fun, maybe something we do once a week or so? Last night my boyfriend started a professor thing…that was cool with me, although he seemed a little more nervous than usual. Once we got into it, he asked me to call him Professor Peterson. A couple of days before we’d been watching some of Jordan Peterson’s videos. I hadn’t really thought much about him, but my boyfriend was excited to show me…he says Dr. Peterson has been helping him figure some stuff out in his life.
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731I watched the videos and thought some of the stuff he had to say was okay (yeah, take responsibility for your life, for sure), but some of it was just a bit weird over the top alpha male for me (something about not respecting men who won’t fight or something?). It just kind of rubbed me the wrong way.
732
733So anyway, when my boyfriend brought up the Dr. Peterson thing I knew where it was coming from. I really like to be accommodating in bed…I totally get off on it actually. So I went through with it but in the end I wasn’t super comfortable. John has brought it up every day since then…he’s got some real dom fantasies that he wants to act out as Jordan Peterson. I don’t know, like, should I look more into these videos and see if I change my mind about him? Should I play along? I can tell John is totally into it…he’s normally a sex two or three times a week kind of guy but he wants it ALL the time now. I’m happy he’s feeling more horny and I don’t want to shut him down (I’m normally the high libido one). What should I do?
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737I dunno I just write the way I like to write, what makes me feel good in my heart, and in... *the eye sockets of my soul.* Yeah that's right. What I... ... …*perceive*… in my gut. You know. R E S O N A N C É. Think of me less a rapper and more a free-wheelin' jazz dealin' buzz stealin' star pon thars, as the good doctor used to say, yeah, he used to say, my God, what instability. What eccentricity. What electronic shock we live in, several stages of it. Speaking my own language, true, yet you know what kind of shade I throw, you can connect the dots -- and threes the magic number after all. So somebody breaks the circle jerk of form. You think the revolution is purely political? It's not sensual to you? Am I *really* not making sense or *did you just not lean in.*
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741Downvote me to hell, don't really care. I actually really liked it over here, I found it a great source of accurate information and support. I have seen people make comments about how rude others can be, but I had never experienced that personally. Recently, my 74 year old computer illiterate Dad came here to attempt to make a post ( I sent him here because of the support I've received.) He isn't very good with the dynamics of Reddit, I'm surprised he even found it, created an account and made a post tbh. My sister and I were impressed. He made a thread asking a few newbie basic questions about socialism and what someone his age could expect under a dictatorship of the proletariat. I found his post to be decent, it's nice to hear from someone his age.
742
743You know what people here did? Instead of being the support system of 31k subscribers that it once was? People called him an cop, accused him of not reading "Das Kapital", not being able to watch Richard Wolff's videos and they down voted him to death. I am pretty sure he didn't notice the downvotes, but my sister did when she took the post down.
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745I don't understand this at all. People come here for help. Imagine if every time you went to the doctor they belittled you because you could have just "googled" your symptoms, even though they're not one size fits all for everyone. People have unique questions based on their wokeness. Richard Wolff doesn't explain everything guys. Hell, he's great, but some of his rhetoric is kinda hard to understand. As a community, you should be able to rectify this without being assholes. This sub has turned into nothing but a bunch of bullies, you guys here shush women AND ignore the disabled. Some of the shit I've seen guys say to the women here makes me sick. You should be proud of how supportive folks are here, mods..and the fact that " Posts that could be interpreted as encouraging violence will be removed" is the 4th rule here and you do absolutely nothing. Sad..is how this place has turned out.
746
747Instead of using your overinflated ego to treat people like they're idiots and make yourself feel superior, why not bask in the fact that you have the knowledge, experience, know-how and wisdom to help guide people and help them succeed when they come here seeking help? Why not work for the socialist cause and the greater good instead of giving it a bad name and leaving people discouraged and defeated. Damn.
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750
751What do you think the enemy does... what do you think their rituals are to harvest ? Do you know about linguistic hypnosis? Mk-ultra ? 100th monkey effect ? Wave/Particle duality ? Pauli exclusion principle ? Higgs boson? "Quantum time" ? Zero point field ?
752
753What does human mind do
754
755Collapses wavefunction. Dictates the localization of possible time/space. Collapse / condense reality. "Gravityesque" - look at high lvl phd quantum physicist ... consciousness is foundational element of Big Bang , inflationary theory ... Data is part of the fabric of space time
756
757So then entertain the idea that the mind can act as a "force" such as gravity or the like
758
759I'm basically saying to think of the world as a sort of harmonic oscillation influenced by "nodes" of individuation. Heavy distortions in this conscious signal could distort the time around it towards a particular subset of events sort of like a black hole pulls in light
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762
763Find another site to sully, you evil coward.
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766
767Okay, like for seriously though, can we talk a moment about Mr Krabs? He's literally the hottest fictional character of all time. Whereas wealthy people in movies just have money, Mr Krabs actually demonstrates his ability to run a buisness. he's always thinking up new ways to make profit and minimize waste. Like, come on, does a wealthy man with a brilliant mind not make you drip? Well, I'll answer for you. It makes you rain.
768
769Onto point 2. Okay, so you know that one episode where Mr Krabs molts and becomes naked? He demonstrates healthy behaviour from his species, indicating that he is a healthy specimen for mating with. When I see him molt I have an erection.
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771Point 3, he is a single father. Okay, you know when you see people trying their hardest for their loved ones, and they endure hardship for them? That's literally the embodiment of this man. He spends all of his time working on his home, boat, and business all just to provide for his daughter, Pearl, a sperm whale. When he says "anything for you pearl" and he overcomes his greed to provide, I just want him to provide his daddy crabby sperm for me.
772
773Point 4, he acts like a father to his employee (Spongebob). Like, as if being a single father wasn't hard enough, this magnificent man tries to be a father figure for the childlike sponge. He has no need to, but scolds Spongebob and commends him, showing the proper way to do things. If that doesn't make you scream "OH DADDY" then I don't know what will.
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775Point 5, his voice actor looks like Colonel Sanders, but like, the really hot daddy version. So, if you ever meet Eugene Krabs in real life, you'll have hot fried chicken daddy fun. Literally the best thing about Krabs.
776
777Point 6, that body! A big bodacious booty, a great sense of fashion, cute little harry potter scar nose, GORGEOUS eyebrows, the red complexion that reminds even the most capitalist of the benefits of communism, the nicest bear shape body you've ever seen, and his tiny heavily-used-crayon-tip looking feet. Don't you feel like you could paint a picture that would put Da Vinci to shame with those magnificent red crayons? Exactly! Submit to daddy krabby!
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779Point 7, in episode 50a of season 3, wet painters, we get to see the decor that Eugene has in his house. Yeah, I lost it to when I saw those knick-knacks 😩. I know that Spongebob and Patrick are supposed to be painting with the wet paint, but even now years after my childhood I still wet paint when I see that sexy Krabs' decor. When all is lost in that episode at the end, Krabs fixes everything with his tongue, just how you should let Krabs fix you with that tongue of his. 😏
780
781You need to accept that no matter how many Chinese cartoons there are, only this crustacean should be in your heart. Okay, I have just proven why daddy krabby is the creamy crustacean for this krusty kumhole.
782
783Aw man, if I had just 30 minutes with greedy Eugeeny, oh man. We'd be out clam fishing on his S.S. Cheapskate under the stars. I'd start by getting undressed with him. Then he'd open the secret curtain unleashing the force of an entire orchestra. I'd squeeze some lemon on him to neutralize the funny fishy taste that you get from most seafood, such as a seared salmon, or a grilled tuna steak, or this squishy mushy crusty buddy. As the sea fog clears and the moonlight shines down, and we're both naked, I would take out my wallet and tease him with it. His mouth would be dripping with drool. "Open sesame!" he'd call into my soul, and my wallet would open. He reaches into my wallet and grabs out my biggest 1 dollar bill. "MOAR" he moans, and I dump a hot steamy load of pennies all over him. "MOAR" he yells again, not satisfied. I the grab my 20 dollar bill and rub it around his lush chest hair. "ME BOY, YES! MOAR" He exclaims into the silent darkness. As we approach climax, I bring out my 100 dollar bill, and shove it in his mouth. We both moan as we climax, sending a frenzy of fresh cut bills into a tornado around us. As we finish, clams jump out of the water, as if the water is being happy, and they are teenagers. As my 30 minutes finishes and he disappears into the sky, my final tears drop. I decide I can't live without him and so i pull out my rust dagger, and put an end to my crustacean-less misery. But as my soul leaves my body, I utter these last words "Did I... Did I firmly grasp it?..." As light turns to darkness I hear a faint "Yes boy-o. You did." I smile, and take my last breath.
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786
787I read it all, you soyboy cuck. Your post is a bunch of moonbat bullshit. Before you try to give me a Social Justice lecture, take a trip over to Great Britain and look at how Liberalism is serving that country. Did you watch the Roseanne reboot a couple of days ago? The boy on there was dressing like a girl (Don't believe me? Here is a WebM video of the boy wearing girl clothes (choker and all): https://i.redd.it/j45kd8usp5801.jpg). The producer of that show should be charged as a pedophile. That is what you backwards Libcucks want. The Liberal agenda is breaking up families all across the country. For example, my 23-year-old male cousin is gay. It is disgusting seeing him act the way he do. Last month, I overheard him tell one of his friends to buy him a small t-shirt (the kind of t-shirt that exposes your bellybutton). It's not manly for a man to wear something like that. As a straight guy, I never thought I would live to hear a man say that he wants to wear something like that. People like him are fucked up. I don't go close to the guy. He is really fucked up. Another example is my female cousin. She recently came out as a lesbian. Again, disgusting. Liberalism destroys families. America is going downhill. Mods, get him outta here! Deport him back to his /r/AgainstHateSubreddits shithole.
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790
791If socialism is so wonderful, why have literally billions of people died from it? Why didn't Bernie do some real activism and help America fight in Vietnam? Why did Martin Luther King Junior say race didn't matter but all you talk about is race? If immigration is so good, why is MS13? Why can't I just see a goddamn Star Wars movie without having diversity shoved in my face? Why can't you all just respect the flag? VENEZUELLLLLLA? I really liked Meet The Parents and I loved Godfather Part 2 and now I can't watch them without being reminded of Robert De Niro disrespecting Trump? Why can't the African immigrants who live on the east side of town just learn to speak English? Why am I so scared? I'm scared all the time, and when I'm not scared, I'm angry, and when I'm not angry, I'm sad? My dick isn't working as well as it used to and I'm scared about what that means? It's getting harder for me to jack off? Sometimes I'll be sitting around and I want to jerk off, just to relieve myself, just to feel something, but my dick just won't get hard? Why won't women talk to me? I just try to be nice to them? What if I meet a girl and she turns out to be a bitch who ruins my life? It's getting harder for me to jack off and I hate it fuck you socialists
792
793Anyway, just proposing this debate in good faith. If you're so confident in your ideology you'll answer me, and if you don't, you lose.
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797Maybe you're nothing without ''society'', because you're a weakling sheep. Don't extrapolate it to me. Nobody has ever given me anything and I don't intend to do it in return unless it benefits me some way or it's simple social inertia.
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799You can't force empathy onto people like us, and there will always be people like us.
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801Even in your class-less fantasy if it comes to be (in your internal worldbuilding), we'll be the first to accrue power and create a class again. And there's absolutely nothing you can ever do about it.
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805The reason I live in my mom's basement is because I know the whole system is a sham!!! Did you know that if you don't live in your mom's basement, you have to PAY for them to come pick up your trash?! And you have to MOW YOUR LAWN or they will give you a TICKET?!
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807This government oligarchy makes it impossible to move out and still be able to afford my weed which is why me and my upper-middle class white friends will never move out on our own. I am $70,000 in student loan debt because everyone told me to go to college, where I barely skated by and didn't bother to talk to my professors or make any connections at all.
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809A college degree should be a guaranteed ticket to a pensioned job and it should also come with a free house like my GRANDPARENTS got back when life was EASY. Can you believe that companies want WORK EXPERIENCE on top of a DEGREE? I have sent out 100 resumes, never having written a cover letter for any of them, but these CORPORATE GIANTS like google, amazon, microsoft IGNORED ME! Don't they realize that I have A DEGREE?
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811I HATE this corrupt government that expects me to pay for things and runs a RIGGED system, btw also they should control all healthcare and give it to me for free though. I did get a call back from McDonalds for a job but I found out they refuse to pay AT LEAST $15 per hour and apparently this CENTRIST government takes YOUR money, you don't even get to take home all of that money you EARNED. But I am above working at McDonalds anyway so it's okay, those jobs are for black people who are UNINFORMED and deserve to be PUNISHED for not voting for BERNIE or getting a DEGREE like ME.
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815Ad hominem - check.
816
817What's wrong with wanting equality for men?
818
819It's ridiculous, say you want equality for everyone, including straight white men and libruls jump on you and call you racist, sexist, mysoginist and so
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821Straight white men are the only minority group it's ok to attack mercilessly- in the media, online, financially through divorce rape and child support garnishment. There has never been another group in history that has been so openly discriminated against in society than straight white men in 2018.
822
823And the discrimination is wanton, we can't say anything in our defence or people jump on us. Rosa parks launched a movement because she wanted to sit in a particular way on a bus. What happens if a man tries that in 2018? It's called "manspreading" and men are told to stop sitting in the way that is natural, dictated by our biology, the way we have been sitting on buses for millions of years. And people are even calling for us to be assaulted over it, for us to "know our place" and squash our testicles possibly making us infertile which is of course exactly what the feminist SJWs want, to emasculate us, make us disposable. Just for sitting on a bus in 2018. Squash his testicles! Make sure that man never reproduces.
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827
828Hi my name is Jesse!
829
830I am a Father, an American, a husband, a die hard Libertarian and a local game store owner! A proprietor of a store that is a bastion to hundreds of diverse people from all over the greater long island area, A Store of Fire and Dice. Recently my livelihood has been threatened (as well as my life) by a frothing mob of SJW types. Worst of all Wizards of the Coast has decided to terminate my store from the \#WPN. Even now information is leaking that this character assassination was orchestrated internally from the company that i have represented (in a fun and positive way) for the entirety of my adult/ professional carer. Which then was signal boosted by a "Magic Celebrity". The first few weeks was par for the course it felt like living 2016 (the election) all over again. Waking up to death threats because of being in disagreement with my moderate libertarian beliefs or having people destroying my personal property by taking a stand against PC culture is not a new experience for me. 
831
832One week ago i took some time off, a real vacation. Something that is a precious piece of time to be cherished, especially to people that own small business. Your life becomes your work when your self employed, your success is only dictated by your drive, inherent to no man. Especially when your a single earner on a household that needs to feed a child, put a wife in college and care for your ageing grandparents. (not to mention salaries for employees who quickly become as family) your responsible for all.
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834During this time off, living in the woods of Wyoming, teaching my daughter the natural sciences in the glory of the natural world, a person with a vendetta against me for my political beliefs took some pictures of my #Kekistani flag, as well as a store poster with some dry erase marker on it. Passing it to a friend who "harmlessly" posted it on reddit. This action was enough to damn my store, sully my character and worst of all castigate a community of nearly a thousand gamers on the Island.
835
836Up until this event, we have had minimal complaints maintaining a 5 star review on Facebook and google. (which any small business owner can attest is a biblical feat) After being doxxed on reddit and becoming a pariah to an unknown community of liberal hate trolls it became a stream of 1 star reviews and death threats. That was over a week ago.
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838Now a week had passed and no contact from wizards, no accountability for all the harassment i suffered, no statement on how to rectify the indiscriminate discrimination that my business and myself was suffering, all because of my meme flag. Like a man i took it in stride, sucked it up and continued business as usual. Hundreds of happy customers in the happy space that i had forged from my thoughts and built with my own two hands.
839
840Then Monday after 6pm i had received a call that would change my outlook on my life and the industry that i so cared for forever.
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842A call that most of us that work in this industry are quite familiar with at first. "hello this is ..... from Wizards of the Coast, this call is monitored for quality assurance!
843
844Wizards called to informed that our status had been revoked.
845
846Why i ask?
847
848The had conducted an investigation and found that our store needed to be terminated from the WPN...
849
850For those that may be gamer illiterate the WPN or Wizards play network grants premiere locations such as mine the privilege to operate bigger professional events, and grants the players who help build that status up, access to receive product early via prereleases.
851
852Can we know why? No. Can i defend myself? No. 
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854Where can i reach out to? Who can i reach out to?
855
856Not here, Not us. We don't care.
857
858An inquisition of the highest order. Sin is found everywhere and your guilt is predetermined.
859
860As a side, up until this day A Store Of Fire And Dice is in the 95% of Advance plus locations. (other wpn store owners will know what feat this is) Meaning our player demographic is large, events are super frequent and most importantly people are happy. But not to the seething minority of internet SJW. They see a community of white nationals that need to be sent to the gulag for reeducation. Their west coast Seattle troglodytes are happy to oblige.
861
862This has been systemic for me here at the store, the WPN hates moderates, hates America and above all hates Trump. The attacks on my store have been persistent, each one taken in stride over the last two years post election, instigated because of my vocal favor of our POTUS. I was removed from the WPN Facebook group over a year ago for voicing my opinions on defending free speech at my location. Before that during the election i was investigated for promoting transphobia at my store. A witch hunt led by lady plansewalkers and judges under the employ of competitors. Well was wizards upset when they found out that our community is diverse! One of my best friends who is trans and an outspoken member of the local LGBT+ led the community in a stalwart defense. I will never forget what he did for me what he did for us.
863
864There is no security in this anymore, even after my termination window is up there is no security that i will not be persecuted for my personal beliefs by the parent company again, I have spent a lifetime promoting MTG and gaming culture. I have earned them plausibly millions in my lifetime for wotc, recruiting thousands on players into the fun of MTG since the 90s. yet these last few years i feel that they no longer represent the best interest of players. WOTC is cannibalizing itself alienating core demographics and choosing Marxism over profits and fun. instead of being venomous they should ask the successful stores why are their players so content?
865
866Enter Unsleeved Media, He contacted me that night. Asked me if i needed anything, he understood what it is to become a pariah to a community that you loved. He gave us a voice to speak out, and told are story. The petitions. The fundraiser. Its all been amazing a full 180", i cannot put to words all the great things that he has done for us. The last two days here at the store now have been nonstop phone calls from players and store owners around the US voicing how they stand with us! Positivity and solidarity, how they are tired of being alienated by WOTC. How PC culture has ruined their LGS and run them down.
867
868There is so much more to come and so much information i am missing. It is late and the week has been stressful with little sleep. but rest assured that we wont stop, for when tyranny is law resistance becomes duty. Please call Hasbro Toys let them know we wont be bullied. Share our GoFundme, we have great plans to help cater to our Long Island community. And spread the word that Jesse James De Marco will not bend the knee to the church of Woke.
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872So I was trying to figure out what would possess someone to come into this sub and be a total dick, and I went searching through your submission history.
873
874From what I can surmise you’re a kid in undergrad who does mock trial, is obsessed with Bob Mueller, and consumes all the media that your demo is obsessed with (Sorkin, prestige tv like GoT and American Gods, and Marvel/DC). That’s all fine. Whatever. It doesn’t make you a bad person, it just makes you predictable.
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876But then I saw that you write fan fiction about how to fix the DC universe, and also offer an incredibly short-sighted solution to the Greek economic crisis. Then it clicked. To you, these are the same. Neither has tangible effects on your life, they both are simply problems that exist for you and you alone to solve. To put it in Sorkin’s words, you see yourself as a “man of destiny” in some way, in that you have unique insight into problems and issues.
877
878The only problem is that you absolutely do not. You’re too young to know that truly unique thinkers don’t really exist, it’s all about who has the capital, the connections, and the charisma to make their ideas a reality. If you’re one of those people, you’ll never have to think critically about the system and you’ll never understand why an ideology that creates robust social mechanisms at the expense of the highly wealthy is so attractive to so many people. If you aren’t, which statistically speaking is probably the case, you’ll realize that all the talent and inspiration in the world are utterly meaningless in a system which rewards familiarity over hustle.
879
880Then again, you are a bit of a cliche, so familiarity might turn in your favor. Either way, get the fuck out of here and go back to rewriting the Joker’s dialogue sixteen times with the other “aspiring writers” at fixing movies. All you’re training yourself to be is a miserable fucking person who destroys but doesn’t create. Best of luck.
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883
884Ooooh, I wasn't even gonna respond to any of this, but this is just too good. I'll give you credit for it, these are some cold burns.
885
886And you're right: I'm a cliche, I watch the West Wing and Game of Thrones, I fucking love American Gods, I watch every movie Marvel and DC crap out, and I'm a scrawny suburban nerd that bitches about how bad of a Joker Jared Letto was. I'm as predictable as a shitty romantic novel.
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888But I don't flatter myself with cynicism. I don't pretend to be jaded. I don't go to parties and say something like "oh, all politicians are the same" so I can sound smart; I actually do the fucking work. Following Trump's inauguration, I volunteered for charities, I worked for candidates I believe in, I donated what I could to causes I supported . I don't give up hope to look smart, I don't become jaded and crush my own spirit because it's the easy thing to do. And I'm not a cultist: I think change comes from the people, not from some messianic figures who pretend to speak for the people.
889
890Do wanna know what I think? I think you're just bitter. I think you've gotten just one too many rejection letters in the past couple years, one too many people didn't give you a job you wanted, one too many publishers rejected a manuscript you wrote, one too many women broke up with you, and instead of focusing on making yourself better, instead of trying harder the second time, you gave up right out of the bat and decided to blame the whole world for it. I think you became cynical not because you actually have any logical reason to do so, but because it helps you cover for your own inadequacies; after all it's a lot easier to blame the world than to fix your own problems.
891
892I think you're just mad the world isn't as in love with you as you are with yourself.
893
894EDIT: I see I'm getting downvoted a lot for this, did I strike a nerve with the rest of you too?
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897
898You're a counter revolutionary and I will personally insure that the police find everyone of you pieces of shit so you stop ruining our rally. If we see any of you, your picture goes straight to the police, along with those of the fascists. Now block me you coward.
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902Hi r/CTH. I have no doubt that this will be deleted rather promptly. I don't especially care.
903
904The long-story-short of this message is that the biggest chuds here are you. Yes, I'm looking at you. You regulars of CTH are some of the worst fucking people I have ever had the morbid pleasure of observing. You see, every so often, I'll come across a group of people who manage to redefine my view of what constitutes the 'worst of the worst' on the internet. I'm posting here not because I want to make you angry, nor because I want to convince you of the error of your ways. In fact, in true CTH fashion, I am here to rant; I'm here to rant like an impotent and impetuous child because I am ashamed that you--under the guise socialism, an admirable movement that I consider myself a part of--have collectively managed to outdo all the religious fundamentalists and all the racist bigots with your unapologetic intolerance and childishness.
905
906I suppose that a lot of my frustration stems from confusion. Why the fuck do you guys even exist? You clearly all think that America is a terrible place. So why do you stick around? All you guys do is sit around and make each other angry. You literally have no mind toward improving America--in fact, you expressly forbid it in your rules. What the fuck, CTH? It's beyond sad that so many of you have nothing better to do except stay on a country that you hate, actively seek out things that make you angry, and then post them to a forum to pile on the hate.
907
908And if you're reciting to yourself that tired old excuse that this place is therapeutic, give it a fucking rest. Half your posts have trigger warnings on them. Everything on here is actually meant to make you angry--there is nothing therapeutic about that. You are a machine of counterproductive cynicism, and don't tell me otherwise, because I've fucking seen regulars talking about how the need a break from this place. Somehow, it never even occurs to them that that is a major indication that this place is unhealthy.
909
910Unhealthy is an understatement. This place is a cesspool of unnecessary anger and self-pity.
911
912Tell me: has it ever crossed your mind that this place does more harm than good? Let's forget the fact that you stand on shaky ground when it comes to the psychological health of your actual members. How does r/CTH look from the outside?
913
914I'll tell you exactly how it looks: insane. Completely, utterly insane.
915
916I am not exaggerating. I'm not using "insane" to mean poorly-thought-out or stupid or disagreeable. I am literally telling you that to an outsider, it is at first very, very hard to believe that the average CTH member does not suffer from some form of mania. The constant references to male genitalia, the lazy satire, the way every goddamn thread plays out in exactly (once again, I am not being hyperbolic; I truly mean exactly) the same way--and my god, the sheer childishness of it all! Do you think that you're shocking someone with your phallic emoticons? Do you think that you're actually making fun of someone with the Venezuela jokes, or the animosity towards reason and logic? Sometimes, things happen on such a scale that only understatement can properly convey their enormity. And this is such a case, where I am deserted by all other words and can only say that you, as a community, are immature. Immature and childish.
917
918Don't get me wrong--it's your right to act this way. It's not as though there aren't a thousand other subreddits that are at least close to as immature as yours (though I hesitate to agree that there are any that actually surpass your impressive immaturity). But it never seems to cross anyone's mind that this is bad for the image of socialism on the internet. What is someone supposed to think when they come here? Sure, some of them get sucked in and become regulars. But the vast majority of them revile you. You are hated. For the third time, I feel the need to say outright that I am not exaggerating. All of Reddit loathes you. Your most common threads of all time are ones that blast you and call you out for your ridiculousness. That is a special dishonor that few subreddits can match. And every person who comes across here and reacts badly is that much more likely to dismiss socialism and act in precisely the manner that you all so profoundly hate.
919
920Don't tell me that working class people will embrace your message, because believe me, they won't. The vast majority of the things submitted to this shithole are harmless discussions. Your sense of superiority over the people having these discussions--or, indeed, the people who argue against them without throwing a preachy tantrum--is insufferable. Yes, sometimes these conversations are off-color, but that means nothing in today's society. Do you stand up in protest at the offensive jokes told during a roast? Then why the fuck would you do the same here? What you don't understand is that the basis for the overwhelming majority of these "racist" or "sexist" jokes is not discrimination but solidarity. The internet promotes unity, and this unity makes people comfortable with this type of joke. All you do is disrupt this unity and make people uncomfortable. You don't point out the elephant in the room; you fucking construct it out of paper straws and fight tooth and nail to stop anyone from knocking it down. And that drives reasonable people away from you and away from your cause.
921
922And the worst part is simply how spiteful you all are. People who are at worst slightly ignorant (but far more likely simply making a harmless joke) become the target of absolutely ludicrous quantities of hatred here. And the hatred isn't limited to their "fascism"--no, you all, without exception, resort to personal and totally uncalled-for insults.
923
924Never in my life have I called a woman a cunt. It is not something that I will be comfortable with; but I'll be damned if I wasn't tempted to apply that term to you, CTH. And don't pretend that that makes me worse than you, because it doesn't. You bitch and whine when people use gendered slurs against women, but have no problem with constantly shouting about how Reddit is filled with sexually inept neckbeards. Fucking wake up, CTH. Only a man can be a neckbeard, and believe it or not, that's a fucking gendered slur. Didn't seem so bad using it all the time, did it? Well that's how the whole world feels when it uses the word 'bitch' to describe women like you.
925
926I was wrong earlier; this is mostly a rant, but it's more than that. I know that this will not be read by the general CTH population. In fact, I know that it will mostly likely only be read by one mod before being removed, and perhaps that single mod won't even read it all the way through. But that doesn't matter to me, because I am a socialist, and I do not like the idea of people like you lumping yourselves together with people like me on a community as large as Reddit.
927
928So I'll post this more than once. I won't inundate you with spam, though I very easily could. No, instead I'll only submit it every couple weeks, maybe every couple months. My hope is that at some point, a mod will read it all the way through before deleting it. If that happens, I don't know what will follow--but I wish that maybe something here will strike a chord with them, and they could change something.
929
930Good day, CTH. May this message find you well.
931
932—
933
934I hope you will bear with me. I would also like to caveat this letter with this. I realize that this stance seems to hold a multiplicity of negative connotations such as arrogance, condescension, and even narcissism. I in no way intend to convey those traits, I simply don’t know how to avoid them in regards to this topic.
935
936I have always been a firm believer that Dick size is by no means the end all be all definition of your worth as human being, far from it actually. However, it can’t be ignored that people with above average wangs, for the sake of argument let’s say north of 3.5", seem to have issues with what most would consider normal sexual interaction. I’ve read a lot of articles from well-respected individuals from many different fields on this particular issue. While all of these articles are very informative in giving a reason for this none seem to address what the hell to do about it.
937
938My circle of friends and family have always made remarks on my cock and how lucky I am everything cums so easy to me. When I attempt to explain what may seem like a gift to them feels like a curse to me (at times), well I may as well be looking in the gift horse’s penis. All I’m really trying to do is explain to them that yes, it’s nice fucking things faster than the average person but it comes at a sizeable psychological cost, at least in my case. I don’t nut from an emotional standpoint in a way that they would in many situations. This makes me come off heartless/emotionless to them when in reality I recognize the severity of a situation but I’m approaching it logically as I don’t see the benefit in the sexual response. It got so bad I actually saw a psychologist to determine if I was a sex addict. I knew going in that I wasn’t because I am capable and do feel emotion, I just don’t display it unless it seems the logical thing to do, like at a funeral.
939
940Anyway, I asked the Dr. what I could do to help myself “fit in” better. Obviously I realized that was and extremely tall order but I certainly didn’t have the answer. Her recommendations were not very helpful let’s say. Then I found KY Jelly.
941
942Reading about your products incredible lubricative qualities helped me deal with this issue more productively. However I still can’t seem to resolve the issue of how to articulate my perspective to others well. I’m curious what advice you or others would have as how to handle this? Don’t get me wrong it’s not like my life is completley sexless and this is some plaguing issue for me, it’s not. I just want to try and help them understand why I am the way I am. Essentially why my "frontal cortex" seems to take far greater priority to my amygdala. Thank you for everything you’ve done and are continuing to do, it is definitely helping people.
943
944—
945
946Are all of you guys cucks or what's the deal?
947
948Only an idiot or someone 100% brainwashed by the Jew owned Zio-Media doesn’t believe in racial differences in intelligence. Humans, separated for hundreds of thousands of years developed distinct skin tones, facial characteristics, etc, but somehow throughout all these hundreds of thousands of years the brain of each separated population evolved in the exact same way???
949
950Well if you still hold on to your current beliefs after reading this, that must make you a cuck.
951
952I’ve come to the conclusion that if you believe in evolution and you think about it hard enough, then you ought to be a Nazi.
953
954So come join the light side of the force before you waste your life away as some sorry Commie cuck that will be unfulfilled and sad and weak as shit.
955
956—
957
958Masturbation is soul crushing
959
960It is a terrible, traumatic experience. My eyes are hanging low, they have no life in them, no energy. They are beautiful eyes still but they have no sparkle. This is because I masturbated. I lost a little bit of my life force. For what? For nothing. I died a little today.
961
962Yes it is true that the only reason I masturbate is to relieve tension. I am devastatingly lonely and it helps cure the pain short term. However it also sucks up my passion, my drive, my desire to talk to actual, real women as well.
963
964And I can attest to the benefits of masturbation as well. I have tried NoFap. I have gone 28 days on NoFap twice. In Both of these instances I became more depressed, more violent, more crazy, more suicidal. But it didn’t give me the balls to talk to a girl or anyone for that matter. I even had girls stare while drooling when I was on NoFap but still couldn’t muster the Fucking balls. Very frustrating if you can imagine. But that’s the beauty of it all. I had to fight through urges and wild emotions and depression but it made me a better person. I didn’t miss a single day of working out during this time frame and it’s because I had the power of semen and testosterone in my body.
965
966This is what is fatally wrong with the Communists. You have no morals. The message is “have a ball”. That simply does not work if you want a successful nation. You have to be disciplined. You have to make short term sacrifice for the long term. Take the Russians for example. They dealt with Marxism for years. Decades. But it failed and the Russians are damn nearly puritanical now. Because they need to be that way for the system to work. Otherwise it will crash and burn because everyone kills themselves in the present and forgets about working for a better future. Degeneracy needs to be abolished for both the health of a nation and the particular individual. Nazism wants to uplift people out of moral decay. Unlike the Conservatives of today we don’t want to say “fuck you” to the downtrodden and the poor that can’t make it on their own. We want to uplift them out of the degeneracy that caused them to be dirt poor in the first place. This requires United collectivism, not atomized individualism.
967
968Masturbation is a soul sucking behavior and nobody should have to deal with its consequences. The creator of Kellogg’s corn flakes understood this you should check out his thoughts on it. But we need a strong collectivist state to prevent people from engaging in this type of awfulness.
969
970—
971
972Since the *Doom* Series, First Person Shooter (FPS) videogames have richocheted through the gaming community, often reaching outside that community to the wider public. While critics primarily lampoon FPSs for their aggressiveness and on-screen violence, gamers see something else. *Halo* is one of the greatest, most successful FPSs ever to grace the world of gaming. Although *Halo* is a FPS, it has a science-fiction storyline that draws from previous award-winning science fiction literature. It employs a game mechanic that limits the amount of weapons a player can carry to two, and a multiplayer element that has spawned websites like Red vs. Blue and games within the game created by players themselves.
973
974*Halo*'s unique and extraordinary features raise serious questions. Are campers really doing anything wrong? Does *Halo*'s music match the experience of the gamer? Would Plato have used *Halo* to train citizens to live an ethical life? What sort of Artificial Intelligence exists in *Halo* and how is it used? Can the player's experience of war tell us anything about actual war? Is there meaning to Master Chief's rough existence? How does it affect the player's ego if she identifies too strongly with an aggressive character like Master Chief? Is *Halo* really science fiction? Can *Halo* be used for enlightenment-oriented thinking in the Buddhist sense? Does *Halo*'s weapon limitation actually contribute to the depth of the gameplay? When we willingly play *Halo* only to die again and again, are we engaging in some sort of self-injurious behavior? What is expansive gameplay and how can it be informed by the philosophy of Michel Foucault? In what way does *Halo*'s post-apocalyptic paradigm force gamers to see themselves as agents of divine deliverance? What can Red vs. Blue teach us about personal identity?
975
976These questions are tackled by writers who are both *Halo* cognoscenti and active philosophers, with a foreword by renowned *Halo* fiction author Fred Van Lente and an afterword by leading games scholar and artist Roger Ngim.
977
978—
979
980I have been with my boyfriend, Henry, for about 7 months now, and he’s an amazing guy etc. I really see this developing into a long and very serious relationship.  There are no big problems or red flags.
981
982One thing that gets me though, are his political opinions. They are esoteric, somewhat incomprehensible, and frankly, bizarre. He is an ardent monarchist (we are in the UK) but not in the typical use of the word (i.e. liking the Queen being an impartial head of state), he literally believes in the divine right of kings and that it is the only natural form of government. He claims to recognize no monarch since James II, and apparently the real legitimate successor is some guy called Francis who I’ve never heard of, who is also supposedly the rightful king of France and Greece. He never votes, saying he has no desire to assist his monarch in their choice of servants (which is technically how the UK government works, the Queen “chooses” whoever wins the election). He expressed disgust at Prince Harry’s recent engagement, I pressed him as to why (I was slightly worried it was racist in nature) and he said both Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton are commoners who have no business marrying royalty, then made some remark about the Royal Family being a “ghastly bunch of arriviste Germans anyway, so I suppose it doesn’t matter”. It’s just strange. It’s like his worldview is so odd and so far removed from anything I can even begin to understand. I can name the current major Royals and a few of the more important historical ones, whereas he is an absolute expert.
983
984He will passionately debate anyone who wants to, though again it just makes him look strange. Friends at dinner will be discussing normal, contemporary political issues, and he will interject and go on some tangent about how this all relates to “King John’s submission to Papal authority in 1213”. He does seem to genuinely believe this stuff, but it gives an odd impression to those around us. No one can really reply because they don’t know what he’s talking about, so he definitely gets the feeling he’s winning these debates (he’s far too well-mannered to be rude about it, but it’s certainly an unspoken truth in his view).
985
986I should add he is pretty much old-fashioned English upper class while I am ordinary lower-middle. He went to a world famous UK public school (prestigious private school for Americans) and then to one of the best universities in the world (where he was at one of the most exclusive colleges). He won’t inherit a title (father is a younger son) but his grandfather has one and his father has the legal right to be called *Lord Name*. His family is very old and grand- he could tell you what his direct patrilineal ancestor was doing in 1100. I think this upbringing definitely influenced his opinions, but his siblings and parents all support normal political parties or are indifferent so I don’t know why he’s like this.
987
988How should I talk to him about this? I want to firstly understand him better, but also to lightly let him now how his behavior can make him look to others and myself.
989
990tl;dr - boyfriend has odd but convicted political opinions. He constantly brings them up and tries to debate others, which is somewhat embarrassing. How do I get him to see my view?
991
992—
993
994TKD enabled Joe Rogan to set the record on leg kick force. Yair Rodriguez uses it pretty well. The wheel kick and spinning back kick you see often in MMA is a TKD kick. Some of the best kickboxers in the world hybrid Muay Thai and TKD. Conor McGregors footwork is hybrid between several Karate styles and his kicks are hybrid between TKD and Karate. Donal Cerones head kick is TKD.
995
996As someone who's trained Muay Thai, Kyukoshin, TKD, Boxing, BJJ, Wrestling, Judo, Sambo, and Wing Chun TKD has it's place in fighting. The problem is Olympic TKD which is the point fighting style that's destroyed a lot of its practicality. It was literally invented to fight Japanese invaders in Korea who had disarmed the public. The real oldschool TKD is still very much legit.
997
998Last time I fought TKD was for a show match during an Olympic style tournament where they specifically wanted to showcase that the sport wasn't all about point fighting. The rules were basically Muay Thai in MMA gloves except we were allowed more leeway for grappling and clinching. You could use any throws you just couldn't go to the ground but they didn't let you hold a clinch for more than enough time to throw a knee or two. At that point I had been training both for so long that the two styles had merged. TKD enables fast and powerful kicks at ranges and enables things like effective fast spins and head kicks. I use my Thai style straight legged kicks for inside clinches and at short ranges.
999
1000If I were to describe the difference between the two a TKD kick is like a scalpel. It's capable of delivering serious power by enabling you to wind up but that's all because the kicks are chambered and thrown with more speed. Speed is the focus. Kicks come out fast and at range. Muay Thai is like using a baseball bat. It's not the fastest but you don't need much speed to club someone with it and it's great in close quarters where there isn't room to chamber a kick. Stance wise it's somewhere between Muay Thai and TKD. TKD is bladed Muay Thai is even and square. It's like a slightly wider boxing stance and I use a shoulder roll as a result (it's instinct at this point. too many years of boxing, can't break the habit)
1001
1002My round kick is constantly criticized by both of my instructors because in TKD I don't chamber fully but in Muay Thai I chamber a little bit.
1003
1004Also I don't like Olympic TKD. Like not one bit. It's like jousting or fencing with legs and it means that the only thing you need to win is long ass legs and some reasonable speed. I think it trains in bad habits and makes it hard for people to use effective TKD. I'm short and wide. I can deliver a lot more power in kickboxing that enables me to slow down and pin opponents but I can't do that in TKD since I can't clinch and fight on the inside and you can actually get fouled for kicking someone too hard. Guys with those long legs chew me up in Olympic TKD and I can't even get a point in but in a real kickboxing match (or when we do oldschool TKD by our orgs rules) the tables turn because I can get inside and punish those longer legs with kicks to the thigh and use my hands and close distance.
1005
1006TLDR:
1007
1008I've trained just about every martial art I can find an instructor for, fought or competed in everthing from wresting to BJJ to MMA to boxing. TKD can be effective. Many top level pros use TKD in their Muay Thai and MMA. The problem with modern TKD is the Olympic style TKD which has turned it from kickboxing to fencing with feet and totally bastardized the sport.
1009
1010The olympics are the Don King of TKD. Ruined much of the sport.
1011
1012—
1013
1014I LOVE YOU FILTHY, BAD-BREATHED, DUMBASS COMMIE FUCKERS.
1015
1016SERIOUSLY, EVER TALK TO SOMEONE WHOSE 'JUST NOT INTO POLITICS'??? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?? I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE THAT EVEN US FAR-RIGHT JEB-BUSH-LOVING-'NAZI'-CIS-SCUM-BIGOT-FASCIST-1%ERS ARE BETTER THAN THAT, UH, RIGHT?
1017
1018SO, LOOK AT THIS HERE PICTURE AND TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG.
1019
1020CORRECT! NO SOCIALISM DIET FOR THIS LARD-ASS!!!
1021
1022SO, HERE'S HOW YOU ALL WIN!!!!!!!
1023
10241. AVOID XENOESTROGENS. SERIOUSLY, CANNOT BE EMPHASIZED ENOUGH. YOU CRANKY FUCKERS ARE SEEPING ESTROGEN AND ALL ACT LIKE PERMANENT PMS IS YOUR SOURCE OF POWER. AS YOU MAY HAVE GUESS FROM YOU BEING CHASED DOWN THE STREET LIKE A BUNCH OF WET RATS, LOL, IN PORTLAND AND ELSEWHERE, THAT IS CERTAINLY NOT THE CASE.
1025
10262. STACK UP, BITCHES!!!! PIRACETAM, PHENIBUT, ALPHA-GPC, ETC. ALL OF THEM ARE BETTER THAN WHATEVERTHEFUCK YA'LL ARE ON. EVERYONE LIKES A CHALLENGE AND FRANKLY YOUR ANTIFA FRIENDS (lol jk I know yr all ANTIFA like 110%) CEASED BEING ANYTHING BUT TARGETS A LONG TIME AGO. AT LEAST THE ONES WHO AREN'T COMPLETE COWARDS, BRINGING BLUDGEONS AND SHITBOMBS TO THROW FROM LIKE A MILE AWAY, LOLOLOLOL
1027
10283. I DUNNO, THATS ABOUT IT. THIS I A COMEDY SUB, THOUGH, RIGHT? SO, SINCERELY, HAVE YOU SEEN 'CARPET REMNANT WORLD' BY STEWART LEE? VERY FUNNY GUY AND YOU MIGHT ENJOY THAT. OL' STEW IS A SOCIALIST, I THINK. THE WHOLE TAKE-HOME FROM THE TITLE IS THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF A PLACE CALLED 'CARPET REMNANT WORLD' AND POKING FUN OF CONSUMER CAPITALISM AND HOW VAPID AND UGLY AND POINTLESS IT IS. I PERSONALLY AGREE WITH OL STEW THERE, JUST THINK FEELING PRIDE IN YOUR COUNTRY AND LOCAL SCENE AND EVEN THE HISTORICAL WESTERN CIVILIZATION (MOST CIVILIZING AND STABILIZING IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET, BTW!!!) IS THE ANSWER, NOT SOME FACETIOUS, NATIONLESS YEAR ZERO BULLSHIT THAT ERASES CULTURE AND DIVERSITY AND REPLACES IT WITH FACELESS COGS IN SOME COMMIE BIG GOV'T SYSTEM.
1029FARE THEE WELL, FELLOW POLITICAL JUNKIES! SEE YOU AT THE NEXT PATRIOT PRAYER RALLY? PLZ NO HIT WHILE I'M LOOKING FOR CONTACT LENS! LOVE YA!
1030
1031LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR ABUSIVE, LOW-ENERGY MEWLINGS.
1032
1033—
1034
1035I'll work circles around you! I'll wrap your fucking head in with a ratchet! Just because I've upgraded my wetware and can see farther than you and hear angels occasionally and cry because life is so precious and nobody even fkn cares or appreciates it...and have had God (and a 'helper' spirit that sounded like Lawrence O'Donnel, no shit, lol) bless my worthless life with a religious experience that showed me this existence is a small, temporary (for some?), micro-dimensional rest-stop before something so good, so free and wonderful...it made me break down sobbing like a bitch for three weeks anytime I thought about it and I ended up running away because it was too raw and emotional draining but anyways that doesn't mean I'm 'damaged', you short-sighted amoeba. Also, I'm being quite serious. Try some kratom with your coffee and tell me that's not the bee's fucking knees!
1036
1037—
1038
1039We dated without @Tinder.
1040
1041We took rides without @Uber.
1042
1043We got jobs without @LinkedIn.
1044
1045We found places without @Waze.
1046
1047We did playlists without @Spotify.
1048
1049We took photos without @Instagram.
1050
1051We found answers without @Google.
1052
1053We made friends without @Facebook.\#BragAboutYourGeneration
1054
1055—
1056
1057Over the past three years, I have spent literally millions of dollars trying to do talks, speeches, events, rallies and protests, to say nothing of all the stuff I do behind the scenes I can never tell you about. A lot of that money was my own wealth, from before I even started in journalism. My events almost never happen. It’s protests, or sabotage from Republican competitors or social media outcries. Every time, it costs me tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars. And when I get dumped from conferences, BARELY ANYONE makes a sound about it - not my fellow conservative media figures and not even, in many cases, you guys. When was the last time any of you protested in the street at the treatment meted out to me or Pamela Gellar or Mike Cernovich or Alex Jones? I have repeatedly put myself in harm’s way in service of American values. My annual security bill amounts to hundreds of thousands of dollars - just so my husband and I don’t get killed going for sushi. I have to make that money somehow just to stay afloat, and that doesn’t scratch the surface of staff costs, insurance, your insane American taxes. I’ve fought bitterly and endlessly for freedom in a country I don’t even belong to - not for my benefit, but for yours. I have been betrayed and abandoned by everyone who ever called themselves my friend, with a small handful of notable exceptions. I was a significant factor in Donald Trump getting elected, for which I have received zero credit. I almost single-handedly ignited the current debate about free speech on campus and NO ONE has ever matched my ability to draw attention to these issues. For my trouble, I have lost everything standing up for the truth in America, spent all my savings, destroyed all my friendships, and ruined my whole life. At some point, you realize it’s occasionally better to spend the money on crabs and cocktails. If anyone has a problem with that, then frankly they can go fuck themselves. All I ever read here is criticism and ingratitude. You guys have no idea what I have sacrificed for you, and you think just because I drown my sorrows with a few expensive bottles of wine, you’re justified in calling me lazy and self-involved. I don’t advertise my selflessness, because I’m not a victim. But for the love of God show some recognition of what your front-line warriors have accomplished on your behalf, you entitled fucking babies. YOU WILL KEEP LOSING until you support those of us out there on the front lines while you tweet and Facebook from your living rooms.
1058
1059—
1060
1061Now for the gamer on gamer crime stuff. For some reason the right always tries to downplay this sort of thing as if it doesn't matter like you just did here. Yes, every minority kills their own minority the most, but considering that Gamer Americans make up 48% of the country and STILL manage to commit so much homicide IS a problem. Whether they're killing gamers, casuals, or children. There are about 2x as many chads in this country as gamers, yet, Gamers commit more murder than chads by a long shot. Gamers are killing eachother in droves and you just shrug it off because it doesn't fit your narrative. According to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_Tj82asR4 , Gamers murder at an incredibly high rate for their population.
1062
1063You need to stop virtue signaling and making posts 5 times a day about "Games journalists" for reddit karma. Turn off the Rick and Morty and go take a walk or something.
1064
1065I won't be returning any replys anymore.
1066
1067However, I will apologize for the 2 generalizations that you pointed out. Those were very anecdotal and are just based off of what I've seen with my own 2 eyes, so I take back what I said.
1068
1069—
1070
1071*In defense of both Stephen Hicks and Jordan Peterson* I honestly feel that their criticisms of those who utilize skepticism as a weapon to push a communist political agenda is rather incontrovertible. The enemy of the people is the Tactical nihilist.
1072
1073😕
1074
1075The *Tactical nihilist* is a pervert, a destroyer and the smug face of self-immolation. They undermine the confidence of young adult minds.
1076
1077😑 Jordan Peterson in my eyes is a *Tactical Idealog*. He uses skepticism as a tool to make his followers question their limitations, not their agency.😉
1078
1079😤*Jordan Peterson is a freaking hero*
1080
1081*Jordan Peterson* is a necessary evil against tactical nihilist like:
1082
1083â–¶ The black nationalist who hates the white family,
1084
1085â–¶ The queer broad shouldered trans individual who hates heteronormativity
1086
1087â–¶ The capitalism hating drug-addicted vandal dressed in black
1088
1089▶ The Sharia-compliant Muslim “scholar” who “lectures” the West on feminism while wearing a burka,
1090
1091▶ The self-loathing, self-identified “male feminist” who rapes and chokes women
1092
1093â–¶ The white Humanities professor proselytizing the glory of white genocide to his reply in debt College students.
1094
1095â–¶& The Twitter coward who claims to be surrounded by Nazi Race Soldiers everyday since Donald Trump was elected.
1096
1097They really are Iago from Shakespeare’s Othello. They’ll make you hate what you love.
1098
1099*I’ll give up on Jordan Peterson when every last one of these veil degenerate scumbags are driven back to pits of Hell Fire and resentment from which they came!* We ARE AT WAR!!! & Skepticism is the Ultimate Weapon.
1100
1101😒😏😑
1102
1103*Other than that, this was a excellent video, very concise and persuasive 😄
1104
1105Thank you for making it.
1106
1107—
1108
1109I haven't seen justice in my lifetime.
1110
1111These days all I see millions of entitled neoliberal brats involved with activism because it's the thing to do. Where it isn't a high-school glee-club mentality, it's a sports game mentality.
1112
1113They are entitled, ignorant, nasty, and authoritarian.
1114
1115Left activism has turned into a glee-club for nasty kids.
1116
1117The Left hasn't accomplished anything for 50 years, and this generation lives an utter fantasy of their own self-worth.
1118
1119I don't expect anything from the neoliberal left.
1120
1121 
1122
1123Only under capitalism could our justice activists be insufferably disgusting egotists.
1124
1125Left activism has always been about the egos of entitled hipsters.
1126
1127No one is getting justice in this age of neoliberal hipster brat activism
1128 
1129
1130Hipsters rule activism. Don't expect justice, just a lot of self-aggrandizing posing.
1131
1132These nasty kids will be torturing the people who'll need to work under them.
1133
1134The right-wing didn't defeat anti-capitalism, the left did
1135It bullshitted itself into oblivion
1136
1137 
1138
1139I need to stop caring, because I can't fight millions of hipster-left brats, and millions of clueless progressives.
1140
1141They've owned-it. They still own it. We have nothing. We have no justice.
1142
1143We have only well-fed entitled brats who don't care about anyone but themselves.
1144
1145 
1146
1147I'm middle-age and pissed-off that I can't see any justice in my lifetime.
1148
1149I watched the left bullshit for 30 years, and now we have a proto-fascist government.
1150
1151The hipster left didn't accomplish anything in 50 years and is getting absolutely zero done today.
1152
1153 
1154
1155Good luck to the hipster left youth. You'll have even less justice, but your egos will be nice and fat.
1156
1157Maybe being insufferable narcissists is enough justice for neoliberal kids.
1158
1159Good luck
1160
1161—
1162
1163Over the past generation, members of the college-educated class have become amazingly good at making sure their children retain their privileged status. They have also become devastatingly good at making sure the children of other classes have limited chances to join their ranks.
1164
1165How they’ve managed to do the first task — giving their own children a leg up — is pretty obvious. It’s the pediacracy, stupid. Over the past few decades, upper-middle-class Americans have embraced behavior codes that put cultivating successful children at the center of life. As soon as they get money, they turn it into investments in their kids.
1166
1167Upper-middle-class moms have the means and the maternity leaves to breast-feed their babies at much higher rates than high school-educated moms, and for much longer periods.
1168
1169Upper-middle-class parents have the means to spend two to three times more time with their preschool children than less affluent parents. Since 1996, education expenditures among the affluent have increased by almost 300 percent, while education spending among every other group is basically flat.
1170
1171As life has gotten worse for the rest in the middle class, upper-middle-class parents have become fanatical about making sure their children never sink back to those levels, and of course there’s nothing wrong in devoting yourself to your own progeny.
1172
1173It’s when we turn to the next task — excluding other people’s children from the same opportunities — that things become morally dicey. Richard Reeves of the Brookings Institution recently published a book called “Dream Hoarders” detailing some of the structural ways the well educated rig the system.
1174
1175The most important is residential zoning restrictions. Well-educated people tend to live in places like Portland, New York and San Francisco that have housing and construction rules that keep the poor and less educated away from places with good schools and good job opportunities.
1176
1177These rules have a devastating effect on economic growth nationwide. Research by economists Chang-Tai Hsieh and Enrico Moretti suggests that zoning restrictions in the nation’s 220 top metro areas lowered aggregate U.S. growth by more than 50 percent from 1964 to 2009. The restrictions also have a crucial role in widening inequality. An analysis by Jonathan Rothwell finds that if the most restrictive cities became like the least restrictive, the inequality between different neighborhoods would be cut in half.
1178
1179Reeves’s second structural barrier is the college admissions game. Educated parents live in neighborhoods with the best teachers, they top off their local public school budgets and they benefit from legacy admissions rules, from admissions criteria that reward kids who grow up with lots of enriching travel and from unpaid internships that lead to jobs.
1180
1181It’s no wonder that 70 percent of the students in the nation’s 200 most competitive schools come from the top quarter of the income distribution. With their admissions criteria, America’s elite colleges sit atop gigantic mountains of privilege, and then with their scholarship policies they salve their consciences by offering teeny step ladders for everybody else.
1182
1183I was braced by Reeves’s book, but after speaking with him a few times about it, I’ve come to think the structural barriers he emphasizes are less important than the informal social barriers that segregate the lower 80 percent.
1184
1185Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.
1186
1187American upper-middle-class culture (where the opportunities are) is now laced with cultural signifiers that are completely illegible unless you happen to have grown up in this class. They play on the normal human fear of humiliation and exclusion. Their chief message is, “You are not welcome here.”
1188
1189In her thorough book “The Sum of Small Things,” Elizabeth Currid-Halkett argues that the educated class establishes class barriers not through material consumption and wealth display but by establishing practices that can be accessed only by those who possess rarefied information.
1190
1191To feel at home in opportunity-rich areas, you’ve got to understand the right barre techniques, sport the right baby carrier, have the right podcast, food truck, tea, wine and Pilates tastes, not to mention possess the right attitudes about David Foster Wallace, child-rearing, gender norms and intersectionality.
1192
1193The educated class has built an ever more intricate net to cradle us in and ease everyone else out. It’s not really the prices that ensure 80 percent of your co-shoppers at Whole Foods are, comfortingly, also college grads; it’s the cultural codes.
1194
1195Status rules are partly about collusion, about attracting educated people to your circle, tightening the bonds between you and erecting shields against everybody else. We in the educated class have created barriers to mobility that are more devastating for being invisible. The rest of America can’t name them, can’t understand them. They just know they’re there.
1196
1197—
1198
1199my name is Cat
1200
1201and im no theef
1202
1203i holed the puf
1204
1205betwene my teef
1206
1207wen men is sleep
1208
1209my self i plees
1210
1211i jump on up
1212
1213[i crumch the ches](https://i.imgur.com/RHJBlKM.jpg)
1214
1215—
1216
1217Beto is that dude who’s dating your ex-girlfriend who you hate so you get drunk and decide to vandalize his car because you know you can’t really compete with him in any category. Then when you pull up he’s in the front yard teaching your ex’s nephew how to throw a spiral and this kinda hurts because the kid never even talked to you at family functions so you lose your nerve and go to walk away but Beto sees you and sees the pillowcase full of spray paint cans you brought with you to spray paint “gay” on his Dodge Charger and he’s like “Ted?” (Because you’re Ted Cruz in this scenario)
1218
1219And you’re like “Oh hey Beto... I was just.... I had to... I was gonna paint a...wall....nearby.”
1220
1221And he starts to put it together in his head what’s happening so he tells your girls nephew to go inside and do 20 push-ups to get his throwing arm big and strong and then he high fives the kid and the kid runs inside without even saying hi to you.
1222
1223So you’re like “What’s up man?”
1224
1225And he walks up and shakes your hand and pulls you in for a bro-hug and then looks you in the eyes and sincerely asks you how you’re doing.
1226
1227It takes you a few seconds to answer becasue nobody has asked you that since the break-up. Your friends haven’t even asked you that. You try to give a fake platonic answer and for some reason you get this lump in your throat. You can’t force any words out and before you know it you’re crying for the first time in years and Beto brings you in for another hug and locks it in, holding you close while you sob uncontrollably.
1228
1229“I was gonna spray paint ‘gay’ on your car because... I hate you so bad for taking her from me.... but I’ll never hate you.... as much.... as I hate myself”
1230
1231When you say that last part the waterworks really kick in. You’re a mess, you’re weeping into Beto’s chest because he’s like 7 inches taller than you and he just keeps patting your back and saying “You gotta love Ted, man. Ted has to love Ted.”
1232
1233He’s even crying a little too because he’s a genuinely good person and this is a sincerely emotional moment.
1234
1235He stands there for as long as you need him to and after a few minutes you feel better. You end the embrace and take a step back. You look him in the eye and tell him thank you. And then you ask him to take good care of her and he says he will. Then he tells you to take good care of yourself. Y’all hug one more time and you walk away sheepishly with your pillowcase full of spray paint cans.
1236
1237Beto watches you leave and then goes back inside and your ex is like “who was that?” and he says “Nobody” and then blows her back out twice before falling asleep watching your Hulu account.
1238
1239—
1240
1241you mad?
1242
1243Not at all. I know this is the internet so no one is who they say they are, but I am 100% honest when I say this. The people on this subreddit are some of the smartest people with so much education and debate skills and I am so envious of you guys education and critical thinking skills. But y’all are some of the biggest pussies I have ever experienced.
1244
1245If y’all would just think for yourselves and actually fucking say what you hide and be honest instead of hiding because you’re afraid of the lefts bullshit, y’all could actually make a difference. You guys are so smart you could shape the world. But y’all are so fucking scared to wander outside the leftist, identity politics bullshit that you are doing a disservice to yourselves and the world.
1246
1247The world NEEDS critical thinkers. The world NEEDS the future Sam Harris. The world NEEDS YOU. Please, stop being a bunch of fags and just think for yourselves.
1248
1249
1250—
1251
1252We are playing on my terms. I'm the rich white male and part of the 1% you despise. Why would a miserable poor socialist dictate the rules to me? I'm a colonizer, a ruler of the world. You bow down to my white privilege bitch. You admit in all your ideologies that I rule over you. Now play the part pussy. ORRRRRRR is it possible that maybe something in what you believe is flawed? Wow logic and reason. Oh wait that stuff is bad. Please bring Virgin Texas so I can destroy him. He's a pussy and won't do it. I know it.
1253
1254—
1255
1256Honestly? Defund the government and decrease everyones taxes down to 10%. People working at Mcdonalds would start making about 2400 a month instead of 1200. End Federal taxes eventually altogether and let everyone make more. Mathematically people producing their own wealth should keep it, its the only way. Redistribution won't work because of too many people and not enough wealth. The people you think you are helping would starve to death as they have in all of human history when it's been tried.
1257
1258What I want to tell you to trigger the fuck out of you? Beat them with dildos and put them in concentration camps.
1259
1260—
1261
1262Hahaha.
1263
1264Guess what. You don't know shit I about me. You are so caught up in divisive politics that you are literally using elementary schoolyard tactics to try and say something that you think is some sort of burn.
1265
1266But as I said.. you don't know shit about me. Nothing. Everything you say is a total assumption and some pre-pubescent lash out because you don't even know how to articulate your own thoughts into anything but a "me vs him" pathology.
1267
1268You have totally just made yourself look like an ignorant dumbass here.
1269
1270Everyone who reads your comment will know the same. Hah. Congrats.
1271
1272FYI if this is how you act in real life too then I hate to tell you this but all of those people are either the exact same mental age as you or roll their eyes the minute you walk away.
1273
1274Do yourself a favor— realize your reactions are a joke and work to better your interactions with people.
1275
1276—
1277
1278Home needed for Capybara I am looking for a home for my pet Capybara, Ben. He is two years old and mostly house broken but would benefit from a home with a LARGE doggy door as he prefers to do his business outside. He is a warm climate animal, so would not do well as an outside animal in the Oregon winters. He would also do best with an all-male household or a home with which any females are no longer capable of menstruating so as to reduce the likelihood of Ben marking his territory indoors. But we will come back to that. . .
1279
1280I considered rehoming Ben when he was young as he had a bad habit of rooting for milk from where he thought I should have nipples. Which young capybaras evidently think nipples should dangle from between ones legs. This went on for 10 weeks and thanks to an athletic cup, Ben and I both survived with only two trips to the emergency room for me. Capybaras evidently are only aggressive when it comes to eating and mating. But we will come back to that in a moment.
1281
1282Capybaras are very vocal animals and capable of a variety of adorable noises, much like their cousins the Guinea Pig, as well as barking like a dog when alarmed. Ben makes an excellent companion and guard "Dog" and will alert you to visitors. Equally endearing is the fact that he makes an adorable "gurggly" sound when he recognizes someone he is fond of. Ben can hold his breath for a long time. The first time I allowed him to play in the pond on our property he promptly dove in and began exploring. Then he submerged. I waited for what seemed forever. Thirty seconds. A minute. Probably around the two minute mark I panicked. And bought a new cellphone as a result. But now you know that they can stay submerged for up to five minutes so you will not make the same mistake.
1283
1284Do not whistle. Whistles are how females let the males know they are ready for mating and did I mention that Capybaras are capable of running as fast as a horse? Take it from me when I say the last thing you want is a 150 lb, sexually aroused rodent galloping at you at 30 mph. I wish someone would have warned me. I ended up with two broken ribs, and abrasions all over my body from his clumsy mating attempts. Seriously. DO NOT WHISTLE.
1285
1286Capybaras are easy to care for as long as you supplement with Vitamin C. They cannot synthesize it. I will send you with a list of his dietary needs but mostly alfalfa, natural grazing and fruits. He LOVES grapefruit. He loves to have his own space. I have a dog run set up for him with a sunk feedstock watering trough. I will be happy to send it with Ben as I will not have a need for it, free of charge. I recommend letting him spend as many warmer days in his area as possible, during the spring and fall as that is when he comes into rut. During this period he will rub his face on EVERYTHING as he marks it, occasionally mark with urine and, which this is probably the biggest drawback, mark things with his anal glands. This is especially bad because he releases an oily liquid that is for some reason, very hairy. Seriously. Evidently they grow special hairs in or around their anal glands (I have never felt the need to determine which because that stinky black hole of doom that looks like the Eye of Sauron and I do not get along) and the oily, hairy, nether-goo is not easy to clean up. They only thing I found that helps to clean it is industrial strength brake cleaner. Also, women who are menstruating should steer clear as Ben has been known to urinate on females.
1287
1288Ben is as about as big as he will get, weighing in at 148 lbs. Females get to be about 200 but he should remain around his current weight. He has had all his shots and will need follow ups every year. If I haven't scared you off, and you are serious in your interest, email me. Logan
1289
1290—
1291
1292Against mens rights huh? Fucking retards. This is the exact same type of shit that made me hate the left to begin with. I can't believe reddit allows this shit. Oh wait I can. Because the staff are fucking nazi liberal retards. Fucking degenerate pieces of trash. You're not taking away my rights without a fight. You wanna take away my rights then I'm in Laredo Texas. I'll show you why I still have my rights fucking cunt bitch. Fuck you. You have no idea how much I'm holding back because of reddit ToS. Just know that I hate you cunts with all my soul. Fuck the mods for this too you're all man hating pieces of shit and deserve to be arrested for you libfucky hate speech. You deserve to be silenced by the state fucking nazi women pieces of shit. Men just want to be left alone and you cunt bitches are hurting us. You're fucking hurting ME. Fuck off stupid bitches. You fucking retard libnazi pieces of shit have no fucking respect for my rights, so I won't acknowledge yours. Go fuck yourselves.
1293
1294—
1295
1296Get a grip on reality and become a conservative you fucking piece of shit. Convert to Christianity while your at it. Maybe that'll make you a decent fucking person. I'm pro life but your mom should've aborted you. Tbh the entire democratic party should have been aborted before they had the chance to pass all these stupid fucking laws. Can't cut hair for a living without the governments permission? Can't use a plastic straw? Fuck you. You did this to society. You and everyone who thinks like you. Some people can't collect fucking water from the sky without the government trying to fuck them. Or hunt. Or build a house. Or renovate their home. Or practice medicine. Or start a garage sale. You literally enabled this bullshit. You're part of the problem. I swear to God you're all fucking possessed. Nobody can be this foolssh without demonic intervention. You demonshits literally turned America into an authoritarian shithole in less than a century and now you expect me to just stand back while you throw rape alligations at those who are trying to fix what you "people" fucking broke in the first place. Fuck that. I'm not gonna stand back and watch while you ruin my country even more. I'm voting republican and I'll be sure to convince everyone I know to do the same. Expect a red wave in 2020.
1297
1298—
1299
1300Now, you fucking leftist reddit detectives can be whatever the fuck you want to be, just know one thing…
1301
1302You are disgusting for supporting pedophiles
1303
1304You are disgusting for allowing gay anal sex parades with used condoms and needles lying on the ground after they are done.
1305
1306AND ENCOURAGING IT AT THAT
1307
1308You have no fucking clue the shit I have gone through.
1309
1310You have no idea the fucking shit you will soon go through once the public wakes up.
1311
1312You have no fucking idea how funny everyone will find your corpse hanging in public.
1313
1314Fuck commies, and peace.
1315
1316Also: I never called myself a chad. Since when did you think I thought I was some ultra-masculine alpha male.
1317
1318?
1319
1320—
1321
1322Hello. My real name will not be given, as I fear that they will find me. I will refer to myself as Waldo. Now, we can begin the tale.
1323
1324Growing up, I didn't involve myself in politics all that much. Only thing I cared for was browsing videos on YouTube and playing video games all throughout the night, with the occasional masturbation session. However, spending so much time on YouTube inevitably led to my discovery of a curious channel by the name of RadioactiveDolphins. It only had about 342 subscribers and a view count in the low 100s.
1325
1326My initial guess was that this was an obscure nature channel, particularly for dolphins. How wrong I was. The producer of the channel was bulky. His eyes were blue and his hair brown like coffee. His voice a bit nasally, but nothing that I could not tolerate. It should also be mentioned that he had a thick beard which covered his neck. My goodness. So thick one could live inside of it if they so wanted.
1327
1328He usually shot his videos outside and behind what I assumed to be a bunker in the woods. The birds chirped and the wind blew, shuffling the leaves of the trees behind and around him. He seemed to be a wholesome man, if a bit eccentric. I thought I would give him a listen.
1329
1330He referred to himself as a "Nukie." I had seen "Tankie" thrown around in the YouTube comments, but never had I seen Nukie. I was puzzled. Fortunately, the man elaborated and this is where I discovered the term Posadism. The gist is that this man, who I will refer to as Jacob, believed the capitalists had grown too powerful for a communist revolution to be successful. And the only option left was to destroy the world through a nuclear holocaust and begin anew. Think of it like loading a new save file on your favorite game after you had screwed yourself out of getting a legendary item or skill.
1331
1332Now, I personally had always believed that communism was good on paper but not in practice. That all changed when I discovered Jacob. See, he lit within me the fires of revolution. The more of his videos I watched, the bigger the fire grew. I felt lied to and betrayed by my community. My friends, my parents, my teachers, they had all regurgitated the same tired arguments against communism. Looks good on paper blah, blah, blah. Piss off. Those lies would not sway me anymore. Jacob had told me the truth, and nothing was going to shut my eyes again. I did not care if the nuclear revolution would lead to untold amounts of death and destruction and misery. I thought of it like sacrificing billions now to save trillions later. Short term pains, long term gains and all of that.
1333
1334My parents must have noticed the change in me because every day at dinner they would ask how I was feeling. Always I replied, "Good. Very good." They were not convinced and kept pestering me throughout the day, occasionally dropping by my room uninvited. I trained myself to swiftly minimize Jacob's videos and switch to something normal to throw them off my trail. My mother at one point asked me if I was viewing pornography. She hugged me while crying and told me that it was alright, that I didn't have to hide my teenage habits. Heh, little did she know that I had recently taken a VolCel oath. I had no desire to act on base bourgeois impulses.
1335
1336That was all many years ago. Jacob, the man who showed me the true path, lies dead, his body resting inside the bunker. The wind still howls, but this time there are no birds or trees. There is only an endless grey earth, cracked and weathered by the frequent ash storms. I have no idea what happened to my friends, my parents, and my teachers. Probably gone somewhere far away from this hellworld.
1337
1338How many died in the nuclear holocaust? Who knows, who cares? The vast majority of the global population were little more than hopeless moderates. Now, the only people left are the ones willing to fight. Just a day ago I killed three gentlemen who claimed to hail from what sounded like a fascist city state somewhere to the east of where I am now. It was all self defense by the way. They shot first. The flags in the bunker must have tipped them off.
1339
1340With everything I need I am ready to leave the bunker for good, and investigate this "Eden" the gentlemen spoke of before I had to do them in. I step towards the steel gate of the bunker. Jacob's body lies there on the ruined bed. I take one more good look at it, and throw the key inside before shutting the gate.
1341
1342We will see eachother very soon.
1343
1344—
1345
1346nope, AWALT. Basic biology does not lie. Our forefathers did not introduce traditionalism and patriarchy randomly, they did it on purpose: to stop natural female hypergamy. In the past few decades, a few delusional libertarians shat on 10 000 years of human civilization. For 1 guy or a few guys to gain excess profit, i.e. the creators of tinder, the state actively protects them and their private excess profit while their product has singlehandedly destroyed human civilization and the global dating market. Such is the stupidity of libertarians though: they are so afraid of central authority that they weaken it to the extent that private interest takes over the role of the central authority as a result of unrestrained power leading to monopolization and lobbying. Both democracts and republicans are both hardcore extremist libertarians. In 10-20 years you will see the huge social repercussions of this garbage radical 3rd wave feminism which was allowed by the libertarians. Right now the effects are in their infancy stage and people are still blue pilled and trick their mind such as the people in this thread who see a picture of a bride and still associate it with wholesomeness. Society is no longer how it used to be when marriage was wholesome, so you can't have your cake and eat it too. The radical libertarians will want to censor me by downvoting me because they are hypocrites: they only want free speech when it benefits them. Libertarians are fundamentally flawed because they don't realize that humans lack free will. If you give total freedom, those who have the most power will use their power to further brainwash people. Humans don't have the ability to think outside what has been exposed to their minds. Libertarianism is a flawed politicial ideology based on the flawed thinking of flawed thinkers who were proponents of the so called age of englightenment in europe, which has as its central tennet that humans have the ability to act in their own self-interest. This has simply proved to be incorrect: 99.9999999999999% of humans don't have this ability (otherwise our democracies would not result in such massive income gaps, poverty, wars, refugee crises, slavery, environmental degradation, etc...), if you give them freedom, they simply follow what they are told by those who have power to publish information. They will simply become domino-effect parrots, just like all the confused blue pilled SJWs who downvote people like me. They don't realize that they are being used as pawns by the powerful libertarian capitalists who want to divide and conquer people by pretending that it is factors such as race and religion and gender that are causing the problems in the world as opposed to the undistributed wealth. The extremely few who actually do have the foresight to act in their own self-interest (which would also be in the interest of everybody else as these individuals are intelligent enough to know that seeking short term self interests that collides with the interests of the majority will cause their own downfall in the long run) should set up an authoritarian society in which they actually try to teach critical thinking, as opposed to a libertarian so called leadership which sells out to the highest selfish psychopath bidder. We are nowhere near ready for libertarianism. First we need an authoritarianism with the correct people in power, and then they will use their power to enlighten people, and then gradually we will reach libertarianism, and then the theoretical endpoint would be anarchy. Unfortunately this is difficult because truly enlightened people will have difficulty killing and torturing, which is required to gain power, because of the stupidity of people, who will not democratically vote these people in and istead vote in garbage status quo democrat/republic libertarian puppets. That is why most of the authoritarian leaders were not actually enlightened or fit for the job, they were simply the people who were the most comfortable with using brutality to gain power, such as stalin. Trotsky would have created near utopia if he was in charge, but unfortunately the imbecile masses only respect those who treat them like crap and kill and torture them and in elections they ignore the truly competent rulers in favour of libertarian puppet liars who promise unrealistic, unsustainable short term benefits. A democracy is only as good as its electorate. If the people are imbeciles, how can the most competent candidate win? The electorate won't even understand his ideas so they won't vote for him. Democracy is a paradox anyways: if the electorate WERE enlightened enough, they would not be fighting each other through the ballot box to increase their unsustainable short term interests, they would instead decide on the same leader, which is a paradox, because if the people were enlightened enough, they would not need a leader, that would be when libertarianism would work: people would be trusted to use their freedom in a rational manner, so there would no longer be a need for an authoritarian leader acting as a "father figure" to help people stay on the right path.
1347
1348
1349—
1350
1351You mean like calling people racists and Nazis because they don't tolerate your Orwellian socialist tactics? The funny thing is? You're right. I am dehumanizing you. You don't deserve the respect of a human being. You poison our children with lies and deceit. You preach against the values that made this country great. You are hellbent on the destruction of the family unit to the point where you pump poison into your bodies just to keep yourselves sterile, acting like you're resisting the 'man' by BUTCHERING your own ability to reproduce. You carry out a toxic campaign of mental and social genocide against men (especially white men) and the only reason you haven't gone full Stalin and actually started murdering us is because you lack the logistics, numbers, and frankly the fortitude to pull it off. You ruin and destroy everything you touch. You bring pain and misery where there used to be joy and optimism. You hate what you are and you blame me for it. You call me a nazi because I'm a God fearing white man that believes in enforcing immigration law. You call me a Russian bot despite your entire ideology being that warped offspring of Cultural Marxism. You claim to be soldiers for equality while actively trying to destroy everyone that disagrees with you by any means necessary. We don't want your compromise. We want your destruction. We don't want your surrender. We want your oblivion. We don't want a marriage to the Godless, soulless, morally corrupt fucking degenerates that have take control of the Democratic party. What we want? Is a divorce. I'm not dehumanizing you because of your politics the way you dehumanize me for mine. I am dehumanizing you because you are a virus. You are a fucking plague on decency, law, order, truth, integrity, pride and discipline and you must be destroyed. Your influence on this society must be surgically removed. Your ideology must be purged, if not Democratically then violently. You must NOT be allowed to retake control of this country of our children's future. You are a cancer. You are a disease. We are the cure and on November 6 the infection that has been poisoning the mother land of this great nation will finally get what it truly deserves. Eradication.
1352
1353Good day.
1354
1355
1356—
1357
1358✋Excuse me sir ✋👏but 👏👉is that original post you made 👉right there 👉loss ❓☝Now hold on ☝😡it might sound ridiculous 😡😤but bare with me here. 😤👀You see 👀 there's 4️⃣ panels ☝let's count them ☝ 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ panels ❗️❗️✋And you know what else has 4️⃣ panels ❓😤That's right 😤😡loss does ❗️😡 👇But i'm not done yet 👇 👀you see 👀👉in the first panel 👉☝there is ☝ 1️⃣ object 👈 positioned slightly to the left. 👈 😡Should I even continue ❓😡😤I guess I will 😤😒as you still don't understand. 😒 😲I should clarify this is a level 5 loss meme 😲🙄so I don't expect you to understand it. 🙄 💁‍ Anyways 💁‍ ✌️ in the second panel ✌️👀there are 2️⃣ objects 👀👉next to each other 👉 👇with one being slightly below the other. 👇☝ In the 3️⃣rd panel ☝ ✌️another 2️⃣ objects are present ✌️ 🙌right next to each other. 🙌 👆 Finally, 👆 there are, yet again, 2️⃣ objects 👆 🤙 which form an L shape. 🤙 👀Everything looks like it's adding up 👀😤therefore😤😡it HAS to be loss ❗️❗️😒You need to make it less obvious next time 😒🙄if you want it to be more funny. 🙄
1359
1360—
1361
1362I took my girlfriend to see Jordan Peterson
1363
1364It did not go as well as I hoped. Let me give you a bit of a back story. I am using a throwaway because my girlfriend knows my main Reddit.
1365
1366I found out about Jordan Peterson about a year ago and since then I became a huge fan. I was never a big reader, but I got all of his books. (They are the only books on my bookshelf and also a book about John F. Kennedy my aunt gave me but I never read. So I don't have many books and its a small shelf.)
1367
1368I am 19 years old now. I met my girlfriend when we were 17 in high school. When I was 18 I moved out and began to go to the local university. My girlfriend is the same age as I am and she started classes there too. When I moved out is around the time I started reading Dr. Peterson's work and I took the battle against chaos to heart. Mostly because I was a very messy person before. So I kept my new room very clean (I have a roommate who helps) and I was finally able to decorate it the way that I wanted since I moved out. Mostly I kept it simple and tasteful but I also have a big poster of Dr. Peterson in my room.
1369
1370When I began to see how important Dr. Peterson had become in my life I started trying to get my girlfriend interested. But she did not seem very interested. I thought he could help her a lot, because when we met and she lived at home she was a very messy and chaotic person also. We both were then. Since she moved out also and got a roommate it has gotten even worse for her. I would say her room is about fifty percent messier than it was. She is slouching a lot. She is also very disorganized with her classes and note taking (somehow she is still getting all As, I got all As too my first semester but I also got two Cs). I can't even read or understand the notes she takes for her class. I tried to tell her to be more organized and less chaotic with it, that it would help her more, but I think it got annoying for her to hear it.
1371
1372Anyway when we would hang out I would try to get her to listen to Dr. Peterson's lectures but it always seemed like a chore or like she didn't really want to. I found it really frustrating because he was so inspiring for me. Eventually I stopped putting them on because I would hear and see her sigh in an exaggerated way when I would put YouTube on with his lectures.
1373
1374Not long ago it was coming up on the day that we met (our anniversary) and we had a nice dinner at a seafood place we both really like. A few days later I got us tickets to see Dr. Peterson speak. I had hoped that it would be better than the videos. She seemed excited to go and we had a nice night together.
1375
1376The next day we didn't talk, which is normal these days with school and stuff. I sent her a text message the day after and she didn't respond which I thought was weird. Then I did it the day after and still no response. She didn't write back to me for four days! Until I sent her a long message just asking for an explanation for why she ghosted me or at least let me know she is okay.
1377
1378A few days later she finally sent me a long email. She said that she wanted some space and that she needed to think. That things were changing and that they weren't the same as they were. She actually blamed Dr. Peterson for changing me! Which is true but I thought I changed for the better. She said I was being really strict with the cleanliness now and that I was saying too much about her being messy. That I wasn't fun any more. And also she said that she wanted to see other people and that she wasn't sure I was the person she wanted to be with forever in a relationship. This was very disappointing to see her go against monogamous relationships.
1379
1380That isn't all though. I talked to a mutual friend of ours and she told me some things really candidly. Our friend said that after seeing Jordan Peterson in person my girlfriend was really weirded out. Because I cried a little bit there and there were other men crying too. (I didn't think this was fair, there is no shame in crying.) Also that she felt like following Dr. Peterson's advice made me kind of less fun and more boring than how I was when we met at 17. Basically that she thought I became a little too "obsessed" with him. She also said that my girlfriend thought some of the things Dr. Peterson said about relationships were chauvinistic and unrealistic. And then she (not my girlfriend but our friend) said she researched Dr. Peterson and that he hated women and kind of scolded me. I told her that was just SJW/Cultural Marxist propaganda, that Dr. Peterson wasn't really like that and she just didn't understand him. She said I was "talking down" to her and that is why my girlfriend left me. (I don't think she left me she never said she didn't want to see me any more btw.)
1381
1382Anyway what do I do? How do I fix this and get our friend and my girlfriend to be okay with Dr. Peterson?
1383
1384—
1385
1386Hey, how's it going. I am the one who had the popular post on r/libertarian. I am the one who you all stalked and called me a pedophile. So let me clear up a few things.
1387
1388**1 Why the FUCK would I want to fuck a baby? NO I have never had any God damn interest in fucking a baby, I'd tie a rope around my neck and hang myself if I even had the thought of wanting to do such a heinous act. I'd literally climb the tallest tree in my vicinity and jump off of the top if I ever had the slightest urge to do that.**
1389
1390**2 Watching the girls faint. So I stumbled across a video on YouTube with 16m views of people fainting. It naturally piqued my curiosity. I have been knocked unconscious due to minor epilepsy in my life, and I wanted to see how others handled it. During the video, there were some beautiful ladies who fainted. I indeed found it endearing that these females, who are always on top of their game and watch their every step all the time, actually had a few moments of vulnerability. I also pictured how much I wanted to be there for them, telling them that everything is going to be alright. Some of you implied I wanted to rape them. You know I've never even had sex, right? I tried once in my life and couldn't get it up because I was nervous and in reality, wasn't ready.**
1391
1392**3 Admiring Hitler. There are indeed many things I admire about Hitler, and these are things that I admired about him from as early as 14. When I was young (and many of these still apply today) I was shy, sensetive, not a ladies man, yet creative, and passionate. Learning about Hitler, I learned he was all of these things as a boy, and was also lost in life, as am I. However, despite all of this, Hitler went from a nobody to being a bold leader. Not only did/do I admire that about Hitler, but his inspiring speeches about struggles and having to have courage, along side his piercing speaking style, motivate me regularly. Sorry, there's nothing I can do about that. I just have a genuine fascination for the man. I even told a few people in person about this. I'm not an anti Semite, but I can't help the fact that I relate to the man and am drawn towards him, just like many other normal germans during his time.**
1393
1394**4 Women farting. Lol, again, why the fuck would I want a woman to fart in my face? However, I must admit, I find it really cute when a cute girl let's out a small little fart. Idk why, I just do.**
1395
1396Okay, I addressed all I can think of. If I missed any other posts feel free to let me know.
1397
1398Criticism of the people of this page: First off, I don't apologize for a God damn thing. You all should have been able to use your judgment to understand things that are clearly absurd, and things that aren't. A lot of you called me a pedo. That's funny considering you guys are anarchists. If there are no laws, and somebody wants to fuck a baby, by what standard are you calling him a pedo? That would be your own standards, of course. Well what if the guy wanted to fuck a 16 year old? Still a pedo? Hmmm...maybe we should have laws to mandate an age of consent so that there's no confusion about the matter and so we can judge him by a universal standard.
1399
1400You guys are literal SJW pricks. I'm on the left and what they do is nothing like what the shitstorm you all just had on me. Rot in hell, every single one of you little fuckers. I'll troll as fucking crude as I want to whenever the fuck I want to you faggots.
1401
1402—
1403
1404I know this is the internet so no one is who they say they are, but I am 100% honest when I say this. The people on this subreddit are some of the smartest people with so much education and debate skills and I am so envious of you guys education and critical thinking skills. But y’all are some of the biggest pussies I have ever experienced.
1405
1406If y’all would just think for yourselves and actually fucking say what you hide and be honest instead of hiding because you’re afraid of the lefts bullshit, y’all could actually make a difference. You guys are so smart you could shape the world. But y’all are so fucking scared to wander outside the leftist, identity politics bullshit that you are doing a disservice to yourselves and the world.
1407
1408The world NEEDS critical thinkers. The world NEEDS the future Sam Harris. The world NEEDS YOU. Please, stop being a bunch of fags and just think for yourselves.
1409
1410—
1411
1412My boy, my oldest child, was so good when he was little, but something broke inside of him when he was a teenager.
1413
1414My wife and I always accepted, loved, and encouraged him. We pushed him to work hard and treat people with respect. I don’t know where exactly we failed him but as a father I feel responsible for the thing he’s turned into.
1415
1416It started when he was 14. He had began to become withdrawn and emotional. We chalked it up to teenaged mood swings. For some reason he was just so angsty and bitter all the time. We were worried about his lack of social life and his over-reliance on his computer. He kind of hid himself in the online world so my wife and I began to limit his computer time, but he simply became more aggressive and confrontational.
1417
1418His hygiene was bad, and he was always confrontational when we told him to shower or do laundry. His room stank horribly and we eventually had a huge fight over it where he physically shoved my wife and called her a bitch, and eventually we got him to at least clean and air out his room regularly on the grounds that it was our house and if he couldn’t maintain his space he wouldn’t be entitled to it - essentially we got to the point where we told him he wouldn’t be allowed his worldly possessions or privacy unless he took care of the space we all shared. the room still smelled and he was still rude about cleaning it but we could tell him to get it clean and he would do it after that.
1419
1420We ended up getting a call from his school saying that a female student felt harassed by him. We were shown messages where he continually badgered her to have sex with him, threatened to “punish” her for stringing him along, sending her unsolicited nudes, telling her some violent fantasies of his, and eventually just descending into some horrid rage-filled rant about how she is just another “whore” and other things.
1421
1422We were shocked. We explained to him why this behaviour was unacceptable, and I explained to him that it was ok to be sexually active but his actions were toxic and abusive.
1423
1424I tried mentoring him man-to-man, taking him on camping trips and whatnot and talking to him about women and girls and trying to give him advice. I suggested he try showering, changing up his hair and facial hair styles, trying out different fashion styles, maybe going to the gym.
1425
1426I told him some hard truths - that he doesn’t want a gross woman so he shouldn’t be a gross man. By gross I mean hygiene and looks. I explained to him that good looks are more hygiene and self care than genetics but he refused to accept what I said to him.
1427
1428After that I caught him sniffing his sister’s panties in the laundry room - she was 12 at the time and he was 17. He assured me it had nothing to do with his sister, he said he just had a panty sniffing fetish and he pretended they belonged to girls from porno videos, but still I gave him hell for it, and he was grounded and lost his computer for 6 months. I went through his computer and I was disgusted by the kinds of hateful, racist, incel forums he frequented, the horrid things he said about women, and his save file was full of cartoon porn with girls of questionable ages. I wiped the hard drive completely and began strictly monitoring his online activity. I used parental filters to block incel sites and and porn sites that hosted cartoon porn.
1429
1430The next big issue was something he did to my daughter’s friend. My daughter is 5 years his junior, and one day after a sleepover, my daughter came to me and said her friend wanted to tell me something but was afraid of what I would say.
1431
1432My son cornered this 13 year old girl and physically blocked her path and touched her hair and face while making very inappropriate comments about her body and asking her if she liked to sleep naked and what kind of underwear she wore.
1433
1434I tore into my son for that, my wife and I both shouted at him, and told him his behaviour was horrible and I told him then that if his actions got him arrested I would not defend him. He accused us of not loving him, but I told him the reason I was so passionately angry in that situation is because I do love him, and I want to help him become a good man so he can stop being so predatory and bitter and miserable. I told him some hard truths. That he did this all to himself and that he is the only one he can blame for how bitter he is.
1435
1436I suggested he look to women his own age and he went on a rant about how it was a waste of time because women were already whores (and his definition of a whore is a woman who has had sex even just once) by 17. I called him out on his bullshit and expressed clearly that if he harassed young girls anymore I would personally turn him in.
1437
1438I invited my daughters friend over after and I personally apologized to her for her experiences, I cried in shame for my son’s behaviour and begged her forgiveness for allowing her to feel unsafe in my home and promised her that if she ever felt uncomfortable she could come to my wife and I and we would always believe and help her. Luckily, my daughter didn’t lose this friend, but for safety I installed a lock on my daughter’s door.
1439
1440We got my son therapy but he refused to engage with the therapist, calling him a “sand nigger” and “pajeet” and “terrorist”. His next therapist was a “chad”, so he didn’t relate to that either.
1441
1442We fought about him not trying, not getting a job, and he said he couldn’t get one because of the immigrants, to which I pointed out that he was struggling because he got fired from his high school jobs for being lazy.
1443
1444After those fights, my wife tried to empathize with him and understand what made him so bitter but he flipped out at her, and called her a cock-gargling whore and said that she fucked her way through dozens of men until she found a “beta-fag” who was willing to shelter her for missionary sex.
1445
1446My wife, who works and contributes to the family income, who is an independent, professional woman.
1447
1448Honestly, I lost it more than ever before. I had never been so angry when I heard what he said. That may be his mom, he may be my son, but the woman he was abusively tearing into is my god damn wife. No one can treat my wife like that.
1449
1450I am ashamed to say in my anger, he shoved me and I physically retaliated, shoving him back, and pinning him against the wall. I felt ashamed of myself, I have never been an angry or violent person, but I couldn’t control myself. I’ve never put my hands on either of my children in such a way in my life, I hate child abusers... but this boy was no child. He was a grown man.
1451
1452He was intimidated and backed down, and for a while he was peaceful.
1453
1454The last straw was this week.
1455
1456My daughter has dated 3 people her whole life. A boy, a girl, and now another boy. We were as open about sex with my daughter as we were with my son. We asked if she would like to have a question-free steady supply of condoms left in her bathroom drawer, and if she wanted to get on birth control. She said no to both questions with her first boyfriend. She never really brought him home but we met him at one of her recitals. When she had a girlfriend she went over to her house all the time, and didn’t want to bring her to the same house her brother lived in, a sentiment I understood.
1457
1458But her most recent boyfriend has a lot going on behind the scenes in his family. He’s a nice boy but his mom is a single mom of 4 and they struggle.
1459
1460This boy started coming around a month after they got together. I like him. My daughter is happy with him. He treats her with respect. He is an intelligent boy. He’s an absolute gentleman. He’s respectful and polite in our home. He calls me sir, calls my wife Ma’am, he offers to help with the cooking or dishes or cleaning while he’s visiting, he talks to us, he’s a bit of an amateur cook himself and brings us food all the time to say thank you for taking care of him, when we go out for dinner he always offers to pay for himself and my daughter (though I know he doesn’t have much money so I always pay). When getting out of the car he opens the door for my wife and offers her his hand (he sits behind her for leg room). He holds the doors, when we leave somewhere he helps my daughter put her jacket on like those sweet old fashioned couples.
1461
1462This young man works hard, and gives what little he has to his mom and siblings. Like I said, I really respect the boy. I offered him money once for groceries for his family but he turns me down and says he would feel guilty accepting my money like that. He’s appreciative of things - in the winter, it was -20 and he had only a hoodie, so I draped my jacket over his arms, and I said “take it son, it’s cold.” He had tears in his eyes as he said thank you, and I made some excuse about wanting to get rid of the jacket and told him he could keep it if he brought cookies for us next time he visited.
1463
1464When Christmas came along, I invited him over for supper, and when I went to pick him up I delivered some presents for his family, and on the ride back to my house we had a moment. He was crying because he didn’t have much to give us - he got everyone in our house a present but he cried anyways because he felt it wasn’t enough to make up for what we gave him. I pulled over, and I just hugged him, and I said to him that it wasn’t the value of what he got, it was that he got us anything at all. I thanked him for treating my daughter so well, and I told him he would always be welcome in my home.
1465
1466My own son didn’t get us anything for christmas, not even a card bought with the money we give him. This boy got my wife and I matching wine glasses since we like to share a bottle every now and then.
1467
1468My son didn’t eat with us. He pillaged the food table and ran away to his room alone while my daughter’s boyfriend met my sister and her family and my parents and my uncle. They all told me how charming he was and how polite he was. Meanwhile after dinner my son told my 5 year old nephew “fuck off Faggot” for asking to play a game with him. A man over 20 years old.
1469
1470Last week, my wife and I went out for an evening to ourselves. We went to dinner, then we went to an upscale bar to play some pool, then we went home.
1471
1472When I walked in the door, the kids were screaming at each other. I came in to see my son and my daughter’s boyfriend fighting. The boyfriend was just pushing my son back and trying to redirect him, my son was throwing punches and charging him. My daughter was crying and sitting against the wall clutching her face. I got between them and pushed them apart, and demanded to know what was happening.
1473
1474My son went on a tirade about how he found birth control pills and heard “whore” sounds from her room, so he kicked open her door and discovered them having sex, he said he couldn’t believe his own sister would “be a nigger’s whore” and called the poor boy a monkey and other things.
1475
1476My wife got my daughter and her boyfriend out of there and I yelled at my son for how he was acting. Eventually I got nowhere with him so I made him wait in his room. I went to talk to my daughter. I apologized to her boyfriend, crying as I did, telling him that I hope he could forgive me for letting this happen. He said he was sorry for getting violent but that he only did it because my son hit her. My daughter cried and said he was a psycho and threatened to rape her, and that he admitted to ejaculating on her toothbrush and hair brush.
1477
1478I charged into his room, and I said firmly that he should pack his bags and leave. I told him I would pay to have his things sent to him, wherever he went, but that he was leaving tomorrow.
1479
1480My wife stayed at my sisters, and my daughter and her boyfriend spent the next few nights at his place.
1481
1482The next day I practically threw my son out of the house kicking and screaming.
1483
1484I took his key back and changed the alarm codes and garage door code. A day later I had a message requesting some of this things - mostly his gaming stuff - be delivered to some strange apartment block I didn’t recognize a couple of towns over. A college aged man buzzed me in and I delivered the stuff. I didn’t see my son.
1485
1486My wife and I then went through his room. My daughter’s boyfriend came over and helped me move his furniture to the garage. We threw out his mattress and some other more gross and smelly things, and we took out the carpet to be replaced.
1487
1488Hidden in the closet was a treasure trove of my daughter’s underwear, so saturated with old, moldy semen that they were as hard as bricks. The unnerving part was that there were a few pairs my daughter was adamant didn’t belong to her. And they were too small for my wife. It was possible he stole them from my nieces.
1489
1490There was a sketchbook containing graphic drawings of my son violently raping different women and keeping little girls chained up in some kind of sex dungeon. I went through his old phone that was still working, and all his photos were screenshots of my nieces and their friends in their bikinis, lots of cartoon porn, lots of red pill and incel and Trump memes. He still had messenger, so I checked his messages, most of them were just him trying to harass women and underaged girls.
1491
1492I checked his Email and... much to my disgust, he stole private photos of my wife from her phone, and he was selling them.
1493
1494Today, I went to the police with everything and told them everything.
1495
1496I gave my baby boy everything... I don’t know why he went down this road. But I’m just so sorry I failed him. I don’t know what the police will do... but I hope they stop him before he hurts someone else.
1497
1498The sad thing is... yesterday, once it was all over and settled, yesterday we had a wonderful day. One of the happiest we have ever had.
1499
1500—
1501
1502I miss Obama so much. His dignity and class is so sorely needed right now.
1503
1504Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.
1505
1506There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers.
1507
1508The right hates that we Reddit-browsing and NPR-listening "coastal liberal elites" are the winners in a service-based multicultural globalized society because of our open worldview and high intelligence, and they blame all their failures on minorities and undocumented immigrants. They are seeing how America is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how non-white people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them. Republicans have now become the party of old white people who refuse to give up their white privilege and who wants to make America white.
1509
1510I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag right wingers kicking and screaming into the future, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging.
1511
1512"No, right wingers, we're not going back to England."
1513
1514"No, right wingers, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."
1515
1516"No, right wingers, you can't keep denying women the right to votes."
1517
1518"No, right wingers, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression."
1519
1520"No, right wingers, literacy tests aren't constitutional."
1521
1522"No, right wingers, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry."
1523
1524It's always been liberals dragging conservatives against their will into a better future. I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for liberals and progressives to stop being nice and drag our country into the 21st century.
1525
1526The simple fact of the matter is that conservatives just aren't offering any good ideas any more. What's the compromise between "We need to stop climate change" and "Lol, climate change isn't a real?" Or "Homosexuals should have the right to marry" and "Homosexuals cause hurricanes?"
1527
1528What middle ground is there between the future Obama represented (diversity, tolerance, class, education, healthcare for all, multiculturalism) vs the horrible future Trump represents (white privilege, racism, sexism, bigotry, discrimination)? There is none, we cannot allow idiotic racists from pulling us back. The demographics have changed, old white men should not control everything, and our country must change as well to reflect the new progressive reality.
1529
1530—
1531
1532This doesn't apply to everyone on this sub but a very high majority.
1533
1534Most of you guys don't even know the first thing about any politics. All of you have a victim mentality. And also suffer from a massive mob mentality. You guys all are brainwashed and rely on the internet to confirm and accept your own beliefs because it's the only place people will agree with you. Your all brainwashed and serve under no morals except some dudes who run a biased podcast and praise them like they are masters. You guys are all low key racist regardless of what you tell yourself .
1535
1536You all use big political terms and vocabulary to appear more intelligent than you actually are. You guys seem to stand for equality it seems like but you guys all act more important than everyone else that owe them conform to your view points. You guys always and I mean always play the victim card like the little "suppressed opinions" you are. This sub is full of people who all whine about how the political system is run and yet do nothing to change it. Instead you guys created a safe haven echo chamber to fulfill your needs. You guys are sheep. Serious sheep. No one here thinks for themselves. You all simply change any view you previously had to whatever views the sub has so you fit in to the jerk circle of dumbfuckery.
1537
1538You guys will never be satisfied by the government because no matter what it does you guys will bitch and whine. Not a single person in this sub shares a different view point than one another because you guys are all Cowards and afraid to stand up for anything to believe in once you enter this sub. Seriously. I guarantee many people changed their political views because the mob mentality in this sub pushed them to. They say if you can't beat em join em. Bunch of uneducated people that all they do is screenshot shit from twitter and facebook because you lack originality. You are all anti American scum. You all scream free speech and anything that you guys don't like gets downvoted. So much for Free ideas and speech am I right?
1539
1540Edit: You guys complained about formatting. Will put random indents in it where I feel suitable.
1541
1542Also, you can't deny even though my post isn't 100% correct. There is some truths hidden within. You can't deny the mob mentality. And yes. I am politically retarded compared to a lot of people but at least I think for myself.
1543
1544—
1545
1546I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Reddit Moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in *under 24 hours*. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all:
1547
1548*I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge.
1549
1550Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you’ll be seeing a lot of it.
1551
1552—
1553
1554Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is freaking hot.
1555
1556Look I know what you’re thinking: “That woman is dumb as a rock” and I agree, she is.
1557
1558She’s also a radical left-wing socialist which for all intents and purposes, is inexcusable.
1559
1560Regardless of those facts, I can’t help but think the woman is just naturally beautiful. She’s got gorgeous big eyes, she’s thin with a sexy body and I thought she looked bomb in that super expensive green pant-suit outfit. You see how long her legs are? Damn. Her hair complements her perfectly and I’ve always liked women with long thin hair. I know her teeth aren’t great but I can look past that because I would be lost in her eyes anyways.
1561
1562I may be in the minority here, but regardless of her intellectual faults, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is hot and I’m not afraid to admit it.
1563
1564—
1565
1566Hi, sorry for the late reply but I was at work. Before you come for a viewing, I want to give you an idea of what I expect. I had a couple of bad flatmates this year and I don’t want to waste your time and mine if you can’t commit to certain things that are very important to me. It’s a bit of reading but it will take less time to read it than to come all the way here only to find out this isn’t the right place for you. Most of these things are pretty much about common sense, and other things are my personal perferences that you will either be OK with or not. I your lifestyle is similar to mine and the other flatmate’s, you’re more than welcome to come round for a chat.
1567
1568-1. I need you to be out of the flat on week days during normal working hours (9-5) because I work from home 5 days a week and I need the place to myself. If you have a proper job, this shouldn’t be a problem. Students who go to university on random days for a few hours or stay at home all day long and chill out unfortunately can’t live here.
1569
1570I’m not fussy about the weekends, I just want to know you have somewhere to be Mon to Fri from the morning till late afternoon.
1571
1572-2. My new flatmate has to be a quiet and considerate person. Which means you should use door handles rather than push the doors to slam, and try to behave quietly, especially when it’s late or early in the morning, so as not to disturb others. I’m not looking for a ‘bull in a china shop’ kind of flatmate, I don’t want you to be always running around, throwing things around. And I expect your guests to act respectably when here. Both me and the other flatmate are quiet and rather gentle people.
1573
1574-3. I used to have this flatmate who was on Skype for 2-3 hours every day (5 hours on weekends). I won’t have that. This is a quiet building in general, and I usually read or watch something in the evenings, and the other flatmate has to study. So I don’t want to hear noise coming from your room all the time. It doesn’t matter if you talkon Skype/phone ‘quietly’ (or so you think). I won’t tell you for how long you’re allowed to talk a day, it’s nonsense, if you need to call someone just do it. But you should know if you use the phone a lot every day or you don’t. People who don’t, don’t cause me problems. As soon as someone start interpreting my words to suit themselves, the problems begin. So you need to be sure about this before you move in.
1575
1576If you don’t use the phone but listen to podcasts for hours instead - it’s the same thing. If you’re watching movies without headphones or sports or listen to music, it’s still the same thing. If you’re laughing out loud until after 11 p.m. or sleep with the radio on - still the same thing. My previous flatmates always used headphones or they managed to keep the volume at such a level that the noise didn’t disturb the other flatmates. Basically, I’d like you to use common sense. You’re living with other people, who want to be able to rest and to sleep, and do whatever else they need to after a long, noisy day.
1577
1578-4. This isn’t a very sociable house. We don’t do parties and we don’t really have time to cook together or watch TV together, mainly because people always have different schedules and they’re busy. But I expect my flat mates to be friendly towards each other, which means that speaking around behind each other’s backs is NOT fine. You can be shy and introverted but a ‘how are you’ and a chat sometime are just good manners. If that’s too much of a bother for you, and you barely know your current flatmates’ names, you aren’t the right person for this flat. This is a home, not a hotel, there are no strangers here.
1579
1580-5. I want my new flatmate to be someone who has friends, who goes out to see places, does things like sports etc. If you spend all your free time hanging around the house, streaming TV shows and talking on the phone for hours, we’re not gonna like each other. When I’m not working in my part-time job, my life revolves around my laptop when I work at home because I’m a very busy person. But I don’t want my new flatmate to assume that just because I spend so much time here, it’s OK for them to do the same. That’s why you definitely need a full-time job, and if you’re doing some interesting things with your life as well, that’s even better (also because then we’ll have something to talk about when we run into each other).
1581
1582-6. We have a cleaning rota that you need to follow. Every week you’ll be cleaning the bathroom, the kitchen or the floor. Sometimes you might forget or you might not have time - it’s fine, you can do some extra cleaning another week to help the other flatmates. But I don’t tolerate people who just don’t care and who make faces at me when I remind them what they’re supposed to do. There are some rules we all need to follow. This is not a student’s dorm, it’s not a hotel where you only sleep for a while, not, it’s a place where you live. So you need to care and show some interest in what’s going on here, and simply act like a mature and civilized person if you’ve been living with your buddies in a place where everybody does what they want - I don’t call this experience in flatsharing. That’s like a bunch of frat boys living on a campus and it’s not enough for me.
1583
1584-7. If you have to run to the toilet 15 times a day or every 15 minutes, don’t move in here. If you say you don’t spend much time in the bathroom because you don’t take long showers but then you sit on the toilet several times a day (like the flatmate who’s moving out), and only your morning bathroom runs take almost one hour in total, this definitely isn’t a place for you. If all you eat is canned beans and cooked lentils and drink beer, you’re not my kind of flatmate. I need someone a little more sophisticated here.
1585
1586In the mornings I need everyone to try to hurry up with their bathroom routine. No one’s going to wait for half an hour or wake up much earlier just to be able to take a shower. And I certainly don’t want you to be running around the house for 2 hours at 6 a.m. like it’s the middle of the day. I prefer that people get up, get ready for work quickly and head out. If you do wake up early every morning, please try not to wake us up.
1587
1588-8. There’s no cooking in this flat before 8:30 a.m. and after 11 p.m. Occasionally I will allow it, and you can also make some porridge or use the microwave. But anything that requires pots and pans and a lot of washing-up afterwards is not allowed, and if it smells so much that it wakes everybody else up - it’s also not OK. If you prepare proper work lunches at home, you’ll have to make them the previous day.
1589
1590I don’t like people spending a lot of time cooking in general. If you ONLY eat cooked/fried meals because you don’t know how to make a sandwich, and you hang around the kitchen for hours a day (and I do mean HOURS) or spend every weekend preparing elaborate meals and baking etc., this isn’t a place for you. People usually want to cook after work and they don’t want to wait forever till you’re done with your meal. Again, please use common sense. We don’t usually have any problems regarding this.
1591
1592-9. Everyone’s expected to clean up after themselves in the kitchen and the bathroom as well. I don’t want to have to point out that the toilet needs to be flushed every time, the bathtub needs to be rinsed of hair, and the dirty dishes need to be washed sooner rather than later, especially those that aren’t yours and that are used by the other flatmates regularly. I won’t tolerate dishes lying in the sink for 2 days.
1593
1594-10. Regarding guests, I don’t want to constantly see your friends hanging around the flat. If you have guests 3 times a week, it’s too much. Sometimes you may have a guest coming over for the weekend or a few days - that’s fine as long as it’s not every month, although it also depends on what kind of flatmate you are and who your friends are. But there are gazillions of places in London where you can socialize, and the flat is for the flatmates. Boyfriends and girlfriends are OK as long as they’re not sleeping here 3-4 times a week because that means that half the time we’d have a fourth person living with us, and in that case they should be paying the rent like everyone else. If you must see your partner that often, you should live with them, not with us.
1595
1596If you’re brining guests home, especially in the middle of the night, it’s important that you act responsibly. We don’t know who you are, or who they are, so you have to think about everyone’s safety. If something get stolen or you endanger other flatmates in any way, the landlord will throw you out immediately.
1597
1598-12. As for alcohol, drugs, and other such things, I don’t really want to see people here ‘under the influence’. Beer, wine, etc. in reasonable amounts are obviously fine, we’re all adults here, but apart from that I don’t want any crazy stuff here. I’m responsible for the flat before the landlord and I have a responsibility towards my flatmates as well to keep them safe.
1599
1600Please, be sure that if we both have an understanding about the above points, we won’t have any problems. I’m quite easy-going and I ‘live and let live’. I get that everyone has to adapt to something when living with strangers but if we get some things right from the start, I’m sure you’ll enjoy living here.
1601
1602If what I’ve written works for you, please let me know when you’d like to come by for a viewing.
1603
1604Take care.
1605
1606—
1607
1608So today in Spanish class, my teacher told us that we would be listening to a song in Spanish. Already, I began to tremble. I had a bad feeling about this. “Which one?” I ask shakily, not wanting to hear the answer. “Despacito” She responds. I begin to hyperventilate. My worst fears have been realized. I fade in and out of conciseness. I clamp my palms over my ears, but I know it’s futile. The song plays. I’m crying now, praying. God, Allah, Buddha please help me. I curl up on the floor. There’s nothing I can do now. And then it happens. The chorus plays. The girls in my class open their mouths. The screams of the damned, the shrieks of the tortured fill my ears and bounce around my skull. My eardrums rupture, blood leaking out. I try to scream, but no sound comes out. I can only sit there, violently shaking as it happens to me. After what seems like hours, it’s finally over. I try to move, but I cannot make myself. My brain shuts down as my vision fades to black. I muster the last of my energy, uttering the accursed word.
1609
1610“Despacito”
1611
1612—
1613
1614Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
1615
1616Here's why:
1617
1618Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
1619
1620Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
1621
1622Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
1623
1624And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
1625
1626Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
1627
1628Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
1629
1630Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
1631
1632I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
1633
1634"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
1635
1636And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
1637
1638—
1639
1640You know, I considered myself to be a progressive. I had a couple of black friends, was going to vote for Bernie, fought for the gays, etc. But whenever I went onto Reddit after a hard day's work (OMG a job! I bet none of you know what that's like) to talk about Hearthstone or laugh about Harambe, there would be that little noise...
1641
1642Bleep, bloop
1643
1644A note from TotesMessenger stating that Chapo had linked to a harmless comment. I tried to ignore it, but it kept happening and happening. Fucking hell! They're just words on a screen people, get the fuck over it. So someone made fun of an otherkin who thinks they're an attack helicopter, or laughs about BLM chimping out. Who gives a fuck? You could be fighting poverty or helping out with the election or something, but instead you choose to bitch about people on Reddit instead. And for what? Does it give you power? Does it fill a void in your life that stuffing your fat fucking face with Cheetos can't fill?
1645
1646If you fuckers just stuck to your corner of Reddit, I would be fine, but no, you fucking assholes just keep on linking and linking to comments and vote brigading them! AND THE FUCKING ADMINS DO NOTHING! Oh, they can shut down parody subreddits and will ban anyone else that steps a fucking toe out of line, but fucking Chapo is exempt! It doesn't matter that they're a bunch of fucking peodphiles that worship Lena Durham and infect Voat with CP and try to ruin a man's life, oh no, gotta protect Chapo's fucking fee fees!
1647
1648I can only imagine the fucking commies on this site reporting a post and F5ing constantly with one hand as their other hand slips into their baggy sweatpants, constantly fucking fingerbanging themselves until the admins finally swoop in and delete the post, causing them to finally climax so they can feel one fucking moment of bliss in their otherwise pathetic lives. It's absolutely disgusting, and so are you, Chapo.
1649
1650The world is shit, GET OVER IT! Nothing you bitch about on this sub is going to change things. You can whine and cry all you want, but we live in a dark, depressing world, and Reddit is a reprieve...or would be if you stupid assholes didn't brigade and dox people over the most harmless shit. You're all racist fucking hypocrites too...you cry about how dindus are getting jailed left and right, but want to fucking throw Brock Turner in jail for a life sentence because he made a mistake! HE WAS JUST A BOY YOU ASSHOLES. Unlike you, he can get help. He's not wasting his life on Reddit trying to shame people that just like some jokes.
1651
1652Anyway, I think I've ranted for too long, but I'm fucking sick of Chapo swooping in everywhere and shitting all over the place. If I see just one more Bleep, bloop over a joke about some unicorn-kin Tumblrite, I swear to fucking God that Chapo is going to burn. Fuck you purple-haired fatass attack helicopter-kins, and fuck your fat baseball crank too.
1653
1654EDIT: LOL top thread of the week, you losers really have no life. Goddamn, I used to think that reactionaries were annoying, but after seeing what you fucking shitbags have to say on this thread, progressives really are a bunch of fucking cunts. South Park really was right when it came down to Giant Douche VS Turd Sandwich, and enough_chapo_spam just as full of shit as its name implies.
1655
1656I bet if any of you dumb fucks had a friend other than your throbbing purple dildo (And you want to claim "post your hog" isn't gross? Someone really needs to punch you people in the face already), you'd see the humor in a site like Reddit. But instead, you want to bitch about Reddit while staying hidden in your little corner, saying, "Tee hee, look at the neckbeards!" like a fucking landwhale.
1657
1658You all remind me of that obligatory girl in each gaming group who expects the group to say "TEE HEE A FEMALE LET'S ALL BE NICE TO HER" and expect to worship the fucking ground she walks on just because she has a gross, smelly vagina. When it turns out that no one likes her because she's a fucking annoying asshole, she starts screaming "OMG MISOGONY!!!" That's pretty much the equivalent of what ChapoTrapHouse is - that annoying fake geek girl who wants to think she's oh so special and awesome and unique, but the moment she gets a whiff of criticism, she starts screaming like her fucking house is burning down.
1659
1660IT'S THE INTERNET YOU STUPID FUCKS. People get mad, that's life. But no, people are too fucking sensitive, and now we have goddamn Pepe labeled as a hate symbol by the ADL. FUCKING PEPE. It's because of you overzealous assholes and the butthurt Jews that we're in this situation in the first place. I grew up as a shy, quiet kid in a suburban Southern school district. I was bullied, made fun of, guess what? I GOT OVER IT. Now I take the piss out of kids online, because they need to toughen up and realize it's not generation snowflake. Like, I know that reporting posts online is the only way you gross ass legbeards can come to orgasm these days, but you really need to get a fucking grip. We have sites like Stormfront, Daily Stormer, and some parts of Voat, but you choose to make fun of a bunch of harmless teenagers? While you all crack jokes about white and cis (AKA normal) people?
1661
1662If there was any justice in the world, the amdins would quarantine or fucking ban this sub, but I know that spez is too much of a fucking pussy to court any controversy. May your "cushbomb" or whatever autistic name you have for that fat fuck in the banner burn in hell.
1663
1664—
1665
1666God holy shit you are a pathetic cuck.. actually wanting someone to not make money just because YOU WERE TOO PUSSY TO LEARN HOW TO TRADE.. if you think bitcoins are buttcoin's why didn't you bet against it recently.. you would have more than doubled your money!! OH that's right because you are a fucking pussy little cuck BITCH!!!! You are destined to be SOMEONE ELSE'S LACKEY!!!!!!!
1667
1668Have fun paying your bills.. have fun fucking your fat wife.. have fun moving back into your mom's basement.. have fun raising a family of cucked little bitch ass brat children that are destined to be slaves just like their STUPID FATHER!!!!!!!
1669
1670And holy shit you are a fucking bootlicker and want socialists to get their extortionist hands on people's money. You are PROOF that socialism is about FUCKING ENVY AND JEALOUSY!!! AND it's just fucking violence and not fucking altruism or whatever BS you tell yourself at night just to pretend not to be a genocidal psychopath cuck bitch beta incel virgin!
1671
1672THE FUCKING FOUNDING FATHERS ARE ROLLING IN THEIR FUCKING GRAVE!!!!!! THIS IS NOT AMERICAN!! THEY FUCKING REBELLED AGAINST THE BRITISH EMPIRE SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF THEIR EXTORTIONIST "TAXES!" BOSTON TEA PARTY FUCKOO??????????????????? AMERICA DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING INCOME TAX UNTIL THEY NEEDED TO PAY FOR THEIR FUCKING IMPERIALIST WARS AND CURRENCY FUCKING DEBASMENT YOU FUCKING BETA BOOTLICKING CUCK PIECE OF LITERAL FUCKING COMMUNIST SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
1673
1674WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE TO CHINA OR VENEZUELA YOU FUCKING VIOLENT MARXIST BASTARD!!! LEAVE THOSE WHO WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE AND FREEDOM ALONE!! YOU ARE EXACTLY THE REASON WHY THERE ARE TERRORISTS IN THE WORLD (EMPIRE) AND YOU ARE A FUCKING TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEDAY ROME WILL BURN AND ALL OF US "BUTTCOINERS" WILL BE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING BANK (decentralized exchange) AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (BREATHS IN) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HBWHWHWHWHAHHAHAH HABWHAHAHAHHAH MWWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA
1675
1676WHAT FYUCKING LAWS DOES THE AMERICA HAVE THE OTHERS DONT?!?!?! ONLY ONES TO FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING ASS!!!!! AT LEAST IN EUROPE WHEN THE FYCJK YOU IN THE FUCKING ASS THEY HAVE THE COMMON FUCKING COMMON DECENCY TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING REACH AROUND AND ONLY FUCKING TAX NET PROFIT INSTEAD OF EVERY FUCKING TRADE!!!!!!! SO MUCH FOR REPUBLICANS PROTECCING THE RICH BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST FUCKING US IN THE ASS WITH THEIR NEW TAX IN 2018 WHERE YO UCAN OWE THEM MORE THAN YOU MAKE TRADING INA YEAR!!!!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING ADVANTAGE TO LIVING IN AMERICA NAD YOU ONLY FUCKING TELL YOURSELF THERE IS BECAUSE YOUA RE FUCKING STUCK HERE AND YOU HAVE NO FUCKING WAY OUT YOU STUPID CUCK BETA PEICE OF COMMIE SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
1677
1678GOD COULD A PERSON TRY TO COPE HARDER THAN YOU!??!?! I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!
1679
1680—
1681
1682Where u stay cuz i would gladly get locked the fuck up raming this hog down ur fucking little bitch throat. The whorld is a shit pile and himans are trash. I would watch them turn that whole desert or worthless masochist child raping goat fuckers into a glass fucking parking lot with a smile on my face. You dont know me so I'll let u in on a fucking secret bud. Your morals dont mean a god damn thing to me. Fuck anyone who is too weak to hack it in this world. But the men u talk down on the men who died with the flag u stand on would pull your stomach out through ur fucking ass and use it for a fucking bag pipe. U u wanna shit on the memories or my dead friends then fucking bet. Its ur lucky time of the year bud cuz ima be right in your neck of the woods here pretty soon and you will get more hog then you can fucking handle
1683
1684—
1685
1686Dear Members of the Squire Sebastian Senator Babyshower,
1687
1688I have a really important announcement to make. It brings me pain to have to tell you this, but I am cancelling the event. I will text you soon if you’re invited to my smaller, more inclusive party. At least here no one will judge me.
1689
1690Why? Why am I doing this?
1691
1692Because y’all have been talking shit about my unborn baby. AN UNBORN CHILD. How can you judge an unborn child?? What is wrong with you??
1693
1694To say this frankly, my friends and family have treated me like total shit. They’ve spread rumors and lies about my child. No, I am not crazy. No, I am not mentally unstable. No, I was not drunk when I named my child.
1695
1696His name is Squire Sebastian Senator.
1697
1698That is that.
1699
1700You cannot force me to change his name. This is the name I was meant to give him.
1701
1702No, this is not his full name. “Squire Sebastian Senator” is only his first name. This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete first name.
1703
1704I never knew my family could be so judgmental. We come from a long lasting family of both squires and senators. If you look back in our family tree, the survival of this clan is literally rooted in squiredom. We are all related to senators too. This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success.
1705
1706My baby’s name WILL be a revolution. It will push people to question everything. Why name your baby boring and over-used names like Joshua, Brian,Sam, Nick, Mark, Bella, Marina, etc…. when you can name it something special.
1707
1708Squire Sebastian Senator will live a powerful, wholesome life. His confidence will not diminish simply because his name is out of the ordinary. Instead, he will be extraordinary.
1709
1710Fuck you all. Fake ass family. You won’t get to be a part of my baby’s life and it’s all because you had to judge him.
1711
1712—
1713
1714you can make fun of me, of my appearance or looks, yuou can even threaten to punch me, in the face. do that all you want, stifle my free speech. put a hand over my mouth. put a ball gag in my mouth. threaten to gag me and fuck me, in my ass. you can make fun of me and fuck me, in my ass, with a ball gag in my mouth. if that makes you feel better, you can do it, slap me. slap me while you make fun of me and fuck me in the ass with a steel tipped dildo, make me cry even, while you whisper insults in my ear, put a tongue in my ear and fucking me in my ass with, a dildo. but you disrespect my constitution? my rounds of ammo? oh my god tho buddy, we got a problem.
1715
1716—
1717
1718Alright random internet stranger full of misconceptions, you're in for a long talk. I hope you are sincerely going to read this and not just binge over it. First, what do you have to offer to prove that the repulsion we feel for body fluids is a direct concequence of feeling shame for your body? How is being disgusted by poop comparable to for example, anorexia, which is a real psychological sickness that actually stems from body representation? I say that being disgusted by poop is natural because: 1) We evolved an instinct for it. Poop contains a lot of potential harmful bacterias that we are not well equiped against, and in the long run eating poop to acquire info about a potential mate or find rare nutriments is not benificial to us, to the contrary of rabbits or dogs for example. Instincts are not irrational, there are a direct consequences of our evolution and there are what stop you from fucking your sister and eating dangerous mushrooms. Body fluids from another human can be dangerous, bites from humans if not treated have a high chance of infection and saliva can also carry diseases.
1719
17202) When we have sex, our body activate the production of certains hormones, like oxytocin for the reward mechanism, and those hormones have the effect of lowering the "ew" out of sex, which let's be clear, involve a lot of body fluids. There is a very famous experience involving women, porn and a fake insect in a orange glass to prove that. This is why sometimes when you look at porn on the internet after you're finished you can feel disconected from your precedent pleasure ride.
1721
1722Now, we know why poop is disgusting and why people don't like it, so we can talk about anal, what is "shaming" and what is "setting your view and judging people from it and how i define my own preference as normal."
1723
1724So, anal. The rectum first function is to expulse poop from your body, and we don't care about that because human sexuality has never been about just doing it missionary. There are a lot of erogenous zones in your body and anal is as legitimate as any other zones as it is a excellent way to stimulate your prostate. People can have orgasm from this, and when anal is done well (lubes, protection, listening to your partner...) it is apparently really worth it. I said that i have no problem with people analing each others, but apparently that's a mark of my bigotry for you. Here is something you must understand: "Anal disgusting" does not equal "people doing anal are disgusting". I don't "define my own preferences to shame others" i just DONT FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU DO IN BED. You can be as white knighty as you want, you'll never be able to erase my right to feel disgusted when i think of anything entering my rectum by the backdoor. And i have a right to feel that way, because for me anal is disgusting.
1725
1726—
1727
1728Hey im trying to be as vague as I can with this, but I'm a relatively popular rapper in the area I live. I recently wrote a song that was meant to be hyperbole, but it basically says i'm going to kill my landlord and that everyone should kill their landlord. It's kind of way way over the top and describes in exact detail how I would kill and eat my landlord, and says multiple times in my song it's not a joke and that i'm dead serious. (it really is meant to be a joke). apparently my landlord heard it and got offended, and is threatening to evict me at the end of the month. He has not contacted the police as far as I know. The problem is that this is literally the only apartment building i can afford in this city. I know i've been stupid as fuck, but is there any path for me here? Can he evict me over what I said in a song. (recorded in studio, not in the apartment.)
1729
1730E: im on a 12 month lease that's up in march, and im in CA.
1731
1732—
1733
1734Last night I took DXM for the first and last time.
1735
1736I was alone and I had done dissociative drugs before so I figured I'd be alright. WRONG
1737
1738I drank the whole bottle of cough syrup at around 7:00pm (that fucking shit should be illegal just for its taste) which was around 750mg. I believe this should've been a Tier 3 trip.
1739
1740So an hour goes by, still not feeling much when suddenly, my belly hurts. And it HURTS, I felt like I was dying just there, but little did I know, this was only the beginning. I was starting to feel a little nauseous but nothing I couldn't handle, I thought to myself.
1741
1742Now I wasn't enjoying this at all, I was getting more and more disoriented and confused, but mixed with the nausea and belly ache I regretted not simply smoking a bowl and going to sleep.
1743
1744​
1745
1746And then it happened
1747
1748​
1749
1750The nausea wasn't going away and I suddenly had the urge to throw up. I got to the bathroom as fast as I could, but walking was pretty fucking hard at this point.
1751
1752My knees dropped to the floor in front of the toilet and I threw up like never before, then Mr.PooPoo came to say Hello and I shat myself. I got into the shower still fully clothed and just sat there under the water for what felt like an eternity, puking maybe every 5 minutes and shitting myself a bit more every once in a while, wondering what the fuck went wrong in my life that led me to drink cough syrup and lay in my own feces and vomit.
1753
1754I'm not proud of this. Mom, if you ever read this, I'm sorry.
1755
1756TL;DR : Took too much DXM for first trip, I shat and puked all over myself
1757
1758Edit : Thanks for the support and advice, it does make me feel slightly better to read similar reports. The day after the experience I had the worst hangover but today I actually feel great, almost euphoric. I guess all I really needed to have a positive afterglow was to crap my pants. Go figure ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
1759
1760—
1761
1762I wonder what people think about when they read this junk on this garbage website.
1763
1764America is run by the wealthy. Republicans spend an inordinate amount of time butting their nose into democratic party positions and candidates for office. As a rule, they only support (or at least, let pass without comment) democrats who are not harmful to the GOP agenda. We know, as a rule, that they relentlessly attack and smear and attempt to create scandal among those that they find to be a threat not only to the financial interests of the GOP, but to the power hierarchy of America in general.
1765
1766Reddit is an American website largely populated by white middle class men. It is in no way unreasonable to simply assume the mood/trend of content here is going to reflect the views of that demographic.
1767
1768So say you're a comfortably middle class white guy. Am I really to believe you have a problem with presidential candidates that were prosecutors? That now being a "law and order" candidate is a bad thing? Do you really care about the lives and experience of women and minorities to the point where being a prosecutor is a bridge too far for you? Because statistically speaking it has far less impact on your life.
1769
1770Why then would a site such as reddit be considered about the progressive bona fides of being a prosecutor?
1771
1772Superpredators was kind of successful in denting Hillary. I don't know that it made people vote against her, but surely it inspired some people to abstain. And positioning Bernie as a champion for policies that would possibly disproportionately benefit the poor and minorities almost worked if Bernie wasn't such a massive fuck up on racial issues.
1773
1774There's a problem with this tactic, well, two, if you count the fact that this site, at least, and sites like The Intercept, aren't going to reach the audience they are attempting to influence in any meaningful way.
1775
1776It's that it didn't work last time.
1777
1778Black women are the base of the democratic party. The last few years suggests that black voters but black women in particular have determined the democratic presidential primaries.
1779
1780You have to be smoking crack if you think there's a chance in hell Harris isn't going to be their champion, come hell or high water. This isn't white women with Hillary. It didn't work on black women in 2016, and it won't work next year.
1781
1782—
1783
1784You have a shit ton of discipline and restrain than I do OP.
1785
1786​
1787
1788I once had 2 black dudes walking in NYC when I was coming back from HS shout "yo that crackers pale as fuck". We got into a "tussle" and there was a very powerful brief moment when I had one on the floor and the other one just watching where I legit wanted to fucking curb stomp him American history X style.
1789
1790​
1791
1792Respect to you for taking all that shit and taking the high road.
1793
1794—
1795
1796I hate those prisons. I truly hate them. I'm really sorry you had to go through what I went... I guess I'll share my story, and hopefuly I'll make some people realize that these camps are... more than evil.
1797
1798As a kid I really denied any form of authority. I often harrased teachers, and the idea of a great man in the sky ruling over me was not only ridicoulous to me, but also hazardous... I came out to my (extremist) parents at the age of 14. They cried, threatened me, did everything they could to turn me back into a robot...
1799
1800About 1 month after I came out, 3 men came into my house at night, and told me to stay quiet and walk with them. I tought it was a kidnapping, as most people who experience this...
1801
1802I walked into the van, and they explained themselelves. I was shocked and filled with hate, but I knew I shouldn't do anything, the van was small and I couldn't defend myself.
1803
1804My first day at that prison was horrible... everything I did was supervised, and also controlled. The only time I got some "privacy" was at night, 10 o'clock. After 1 week I just couldn't take the authority, and I was put in isolation. Two months. Two. fucking. Months.
1805
1806After the first month I began hearing voices in my head, and after another week, the voices formed into a big, strong voice... I only had one conversation with it.
1807
1808Voice : "Escape."
1809
1810Me : "How?"
1811
1812Voice : "Strong. Then Kill."
1813
1814After the last sentence I never heard it again. But it was enough. I knew my goal. At the time I had about 100 lbs... I was skinny, I didn't have force... I was helpless.
1815
1816Every time I got out of isolation, I said "fuck God.". All I did in isolation was exercise. I was so full of hate I didn't care about time... In there there was no natural light, just a little crack... I had no clock, so I would just look at the crack while exercising.. Everytime light started to get through the crack, meaning it was day, it was a great achievment. I felt.. great. Small things where all I had, so it was incredible... I exercised in there for 8 months... breaks of 20 minutes, exercises for 1 and a half. And repeat. Repeat. Repeat...
1817
1818After 8 months, I finnaly got out... everyone was so surprised I didn't shout "fuck God.".
1819
1820For about 4 days I was heavily looked at by all the guards... that was the day I began the brainwashing. They thought the isolation broke me down. It only made me stronger.
1821
1822Everytime I entered the brainwashing room I would see a broken window. The room was on the first floor, so I could get out without too much damage. But I was... nowhere. Nowhere meaning a forest. I could run, of course, but how long would the forest last? I didn't know. Forest was freedom. Freedom is good. So I got to get in the forest.
1823
1824One day, instead of the 5 athletic guys that went with me to the room, there were only 2 janitors. I was so surprised... yet calm. I knew that was my day.
1825
1826As I was approaching the window, I felt some adrenaline going up my spine...
1827
1828I quickly headlocked one guy while kicking the other with one foot, and managed to pull a neck break on the headlocked guy.. I got ready, then jumped off the window. I fell, rolled, and managed to don't get hurt bad... I was running, running, running... I could hear some sounds, but I was so thrilled I didn't pay attention.. after about 4km running I finnaly stopped. I could feel freedom. It was... beautiful.
1829
1830I heard a "fuck! Watch how you're driving, man!". My instinct moved me, and I approaced a yellow car... "Please.. just.. let me come."
1831
1832The guy looked at me surprised, then told me to get in. After about half an hour, when I recovered, he asked me my story, but I was still afraid. What if he would get me to the cops? What if he was one of them? I didn't know. I just said "No time to explain. Where are you going?". He said Florida.
1833
1834I arrived in Florida at the age of 15. I'm 19 now, and I never spoke with my parents again, and will never do it. I truly hate them.
1835
1836But the experience made me realize how important free will is. .. aaaaand I grew fucking awesome muscles.
1837
1838Thanks for reading so far :)! I means a lot to me that I can share my story... it hurts even now, after 4 years.
1839
1840TL;DR : It took me 1 year to escape but, it takes you only 5 minutes to read.
1841
1842EDIT : Thanks for all your support guys! It's been 4 years since I escaped, so I had plenty of time to rebuild my life, and to find a job. I work right now as a Pentester, Programmer and a skater, which is more than I could have achieved while I was with my parents :)
1843
1844Anyone here gonna share his story? I figured out we could make a little book out of them, and if we would really sue those prisons, every story counts!
1845
1846
1847—
1848
1849This is so sad. I can’t believe the state of man has come to this. I can only imagine what your face would look like if you spoke this quote in real life.
1850
1851I can visualize your eyes widening, eyebrows raising, and your mouth opening like a true cuck as you metaphysically beg for approval from your soy boy passive aggressive friends in the background. When the statement “wait this is unironic” comes out of your mouth your low testosterone levels and lack of strength will be apparent just by the high pitched, soy-like tone of the whine.
1852
1853It’s just absolutely unbelievable. The white race has gone from exploring the world, conquering nations with the sword, building jaw dropping structures, and highly efficient civilizations to becoming a race in which we are too weak and stupid and degenerate and gay to resist our own displacement. Sad man
1854
1855—
1856
1857Hi, Mods.
1858
1859You don't know me. You DO NOT want to know me. Stop this now.
1860
1861Signed, I control your food.
1862
1863I'm not fucking around. Wanna see food prices quadruple overnight? Fucking test me.
1864
1865I own the full rights and patents to zero-light crop production. I am the future of your full belly, and the full belly of your children.
1866
1867Understood?
1868
1869Oh, proof is always needed, of course. EDIT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZTikdxj8AI There you go. This company owes its existence to me, along with the LED lighting you spot on the right side of the video. Oh, wait, here's more proof: Have some behind the scenes photographs from my roving bot that I use to monitor stuff in the UK facility from the USA. http://i.imgur.com/g2ogEFV.jpg I have the tech. Nobody is even close. I'm half a century ahead. Let us dance, mods. I can and will do what I can to make you feel the wrath of a truly free man.
1870
1871Additional EDIT: Do your 'google/wikipedia research' but you're not even close. I don't show up because I don't put it out like that.
1872
1873You'll never get close. You dismiss reality as crackpot fantasy. Welcome to reality, you ill-educated fools. I can save Texas and California from their drought (though the brief winter respite has helped some, but not enough,) but they refuse to listen and as long as they do, it's your asses on the line with regards to either buying food or paying for your over-priced and tax-stolen internet/money. I'm just going to sit here and let you deal with it until you get smart and stand up, fuck you and your food prices. Not like I have to pay the price you do for food and comfort.
1874
1875—
1876
1877Incel? Ha, you fuckin wish, dude. I know it helps you cope to imagine me as some fat, basement dwelling neckbeard but I’m sorry say that ain’t the case, brother. I’ve fucked 14 different women in my short 22 years of life, I wake up every morning at 5am, run a few miles on soft sand and eat a breakfast packed with more protein than you probably get in a week on your shitty diet. I’m 6’3”, 230 lbs and I will fuck you up if you said that shit to my face. My current girlfriend? She’s 19, Asian and her pussy is tight as fuck.
1878
1879—
1880
1881Fake stat. Also its not because ACAB its because america is a shitty fucking country with shitty laws and shitty people. In the rest of the world we don't have more shitty cops than the average profession has shitty people. You chapo types are so goddam angry and nihilistic. Honestly Im way more left than a liberal. Anarchists are honestly the 2nd worst political caste beyond the alt right. Post hog or GTFO of our safe and happy place. Anarchists pretend like they want a better way, but really they just want to see the world bur because all they see is evil and corruption. Social democracy or its not democracy. Anarchy is just high horse libertarianism. Tankies are just weebs. Seriously, grow up.
1882
1883—
1884
1885\*\*Stands up and applauds\*\* I’m not that easily impressed by intellectual “feats” as it were\*; but this is one of the most direct and illuminating breakdowns of a complex problem (that is made all the more so by purposeful obvuscation by those who abuse the system to further enrich themselves) that is thus rendered comprehensible to the average person I’ve seen, and that itself is a quite difficult intellectual accomplishment to achieve. IOW: Once again, this woman proves her intelligence (instead of just barks about it, and continues to directly provide evidence to the contrary every single day, lie another individual I could mention).
1886
1887\*I routinely read philosopher’s rigorous, technical, and complex argumentation (both ancient and right up to today) and critically examine them and critique them (debate and ponder them silently in my mind), so I’m very familiar with highly knowledgeable and intelligent people constructing impressive (and at times virtually unassailable) argumentation and thought experiments/examples.
1888
1889—
1890
1891I finally unsubscribed from Cum Town.
1892
1893It feels weird because I’ve been there since the beginning, plus it introduced me to CTH and led me down the path of all this leftist stuff. But Nick just seems like a genuinely mean person and I can’t continue to give him passes while I chastise others for the same thing. Not to mention he's lost his comedic edge and has some horrific takes. I wish the other two hosts the best of luck.
1894
1895—
1896
1897**ABBA**
1898
1899This is to inform you that all the food ate since first grade is alive in your body, especially the dead animal remains or meat since it was cooked alive and is alive in your body. Anywhere it goes now, you must go with it. That’s 365 days a year from first grade to now.
1900
1901**Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner.**
1902
1903Also, newborn baby recieved your first grade body, or a meal just like the 365 days a year.
1904
1905**Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner.**
1906
1907The only way I see for you to save yourself from the every which a way of being burned alive
1908
1909That’s scheduled is to become a solid steel statue by place yourself under anesthesia   ,
1910
1911and mixing your body with melted metal then re solidifying the metal or seal yourself in cement.
1912
1913When it becomes real to you, you can type it up and have a lot of copies made, then pass them out and post them up.
1914
1915
1916
1917What is needed is a steel furnace where metal can be melted and the bodies of people and animals mixed with the metal to become steel unable to be hurt.
1918
1919Of course, you’ll be sedated first.
1920
1921There will b a meeting on April 27, 2019 12 o’clock in the afternoon on the subject of building a steel furnace at 27th and Girard Ave. on the vacant lot.
1922
1923   ,
1924
1925What we need is a bulldozer to dig some ditches and steel furnace equipment.
1926
1927Do attend
1928
1929—
1930
1931I Feel I Deserve A Girlfriend for Being a Neoconservative
1932
1933My ideology is literally self-sacrifice for the freedom of other people. Neoconservatives want America to drain its wealth on the military so people around the world can enjoy freedom and prosperity. It’s beautiful, it’s the epitome of altruism and charity. I deserve a girlfriend for this.
1934
1935--
1936
1937O
1938
1939M
1940
1941G
1942
1943\>!\>!I’ve asked you
1944
1945TWO
1946
1947Extremely clear questions.
1948
1949ONE:
1950
1951CAN YOU ABIDE BY OUR COMMUNITY'S RULES?
1952
1953and
1954
1955TWO:
1956
1957WERE YOU TRYING TO CALL ME A LIAR?
1958
1959These are questions I asked YOU.
1960
1961You can answer them -- or not.
1962
1963And you can participate here.
1964
1965Or not.
1966
1967The moderation team of /r/ContraPoints is the moderation team of /r/ContraPoints.
1968
1969YOU are NOT on it.
1970
1971Before 35 minutes ago, you'd never participated in our community.
1972
1973How we run our community is our business, and the business of the people who participate here in good faith.
1974
1975We don't allow disrespect; We don't allow verbal or emotional abuse; We don't allow people to brigade our subreddit and post off-topic posts and metadrama.
1976
1977What YOU think you know about our moderation team is informed solely by third-hand hearsay and screenshots released by someone abusing their position, edited and therefore cherry picked to support a narrative.
1978
1979That narrative is abusive.
1980
1981It will not be allowed.
1982
1983No one will be allowed to come here and back-seat run our subreddit, or light torches and brandish pitchforks.
1984
1985So now,
1986
1987THREE Questions:
1988
1989The first two still must be answered,
1990
1991and
1992
1993AM I PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT YOU ARE NOT A MODERATOR OF THIS SUBREDDIT?!<!<
1994
1995—
1996
1997President Trump is a wise, generous and brilliant man whose essential goodness is surpassed only by his profound humility. He has the wit of Mark Twain, the hands of Larry Bird and he's a dead ringer for Robert Redford . He dances like Fred Astaire and he's hung like Secretariat. After graduating summa cum lauded he led the New York Yankees to 3 World Series. When his country called he was ready and he served with John Rambo,winning the Congressional Medal of Honour. He returned home and tried to make his own way in the world. By day he built thrusting skyscrapers that made Ayn Rand spontaneously orgasm. By night he battled criminal masterminds for the soul of his city. During decades in the construction business he never met anyone from the Mafia despite his mentor Roy Cohn being a notorious bagman for the Mob. His bestselling book "The Art Of The Deal" was made into an Oscar, Grammy and Tony award winning musical. He was offered an Emmy Lifetime Achievement award but turned it down because it just wasnt gold enough. Despite Donald Jnr openly bragging about plentiful Russian funding for Trump businesses (which he divested from- you saw all the folders) he wouldn't recognize a Russian oligarch in a line-up. His 3 Atlantic City casinos help finance his Christian philanthropy. The Ppe offered him a sainthood. He's devoted to his highly intelligent super model wife and has never met a porn star or hooker in his life. Especially Russian ones in the 2013. Despite Obama bussing ten million illegal Kenyans in to vote in New Hampshire he won in 2016 by 30 million votes. All of them turned up to rejoice at his inauguration...Led Zeppelin reformed to play the mainstage. When the masses hungered he divided a few loaves and fishes and fed the masses. He bestrides the world like a Colossus. From the desk of Sarah Huckabee Sanders...Miss Universe 1996
1998
1999—
2000
2001Amen brotha. I wanna make something clear here, and hopefully I'm speaking for the sub in general and the boys as well: I think we hate this kind of bullshit not because they're liberals. This kind of smug finger-wagging transcends political idealogy. It's just unfortunately found a home in the liberal ideology recently.
2002
2003But these people aren't revolting just because they're liberals, no, they're revolting because they're a bunch of pompous, arrogant, virtue-signalling, judgemental, puritanical asswipes. These are some of the most specious talking points you could use to criticize the podcast.
2004
2005"Giving mean bigots a platform": A: Chris Ray Gun isn't a bigot or a white nationalist. I won't debate the idea that he or Count Dankula aren't reactionary or that they don't flirt with shady talking points, but these people act like the boys are guilty of some terrible crime that makes them no longer acceptable to watch or something.
2006
2007"Brain worms": I don't know what this comes from, but someone having opinions you think are bad doesn't constitute them having a disease.
2008
2009"Ew he's hanging out with those racist gamers": Really? Are you still using the term "Gamer" unironically like a fucking child? Far be it from me to say there isn't a problem with toxic behavior in the objectively male-dominated gaming community, especially online, but that is NOT the right way to go about it.
2010
2011"Destiny sure is good at getting reactionaries to reveal what they really think": Yeah, sure, the guy who casually brushed off his friend committing suicide. I'm sure HE'S a real paragon of moral integrity. So much more pure than our evil racists saying things like "People who rant constantly about Donald Trump all the time on Twitter are annoying" and "I think a lot of people are way too easily offended nowadays".
2012
2013—-
2014
20154:30 am.
2016
2017I wake up.
2018
2019Instantly.
2020
2021From the fogginess of dreams, to the readiness of full consciousness.
2022
2023As I have done for over fifteen years.
2024
2025A quick kiss to my wife’s sleep head, I proceed into my morning routine.
2026
2027Glancing into my children’s rooms, somewhat envious of the sleep of youth, I proceed downstairs to the kitchen, the smell of freshly brewed coffee filling my senses.
2028
2029Peering out the window, the calming darkness remains, intermediate havens of light shine as beacons from my dozen backyard ambiance lights, enhancing the beauty of the winter landscape.
2030
2031Coffee in hand I head to my office.
2032
2033The glow of twenty-four screens erupt to life as I enter.
2034
2035Alexa automatically begins unrolling my day, highlighting my agenda - meetings, calls, activities, both personal and corporate.
2036
2037Eyes open.
2038
2039I feel the energy. The excitement.
2040
2041The passion.
2042
2043A new day begins.
2044
2045—-
2046
2047OK.. So me and my girlfriend have been dating for nearly 2 years, I've been a cop for coming up on a year next month.. I made her aware that I was going into LE when we first started dating.. 
2048
2049When we first started dating I considered myself a liberal, boy was I wrong.. She supports the most out there, extreme leftist movements and seems to take the most leftist view possible on every topic that comes up to the point that I think she just does it to bother me.. She will completely ignore common sense just for the sake of maintaining an extreme liberal view.. No amount of laying out hypothetical situations or slapping her in the face with raw statistical facts has ever swayed her view on any topic we have disagreed on.. But she has one view that really really irritates me..
2050
2051My girlfriend supports Black Lives Matter.. She supports Mike Brown.. She believes that cops go out and target black people and are more likely to shoot black people strictly because of the color of their skin.. She has gone as far to say that I, as a police officer, treat black people differently.. She says this completely ignoring the fact that she has never even seen me on duty much less actually working a call for service.. I told her that she doesn't seem to understand that Black Lives Matter has literally called for the killing of cops.. She then tells me that I work for a small town, it's not like I'm ever really in any danger.. That alone p\*\*ses me the f\*\*k off.. 
2052
2053In an attempt to appeal to her liberalism, I told her that as a police officer I am a member of the most hated minority group in America, people openly call for the murder of myself and my fellow officers based solely on prejudices to our profession.. She replies with a sarcastic "boo hoo I feel so bad for cops".. 
2054
2055I can learn to deal with most liberal views, I even share a few with her.. But when it comes to anti cop s\*\*t, I can not stand it.. I really care about her a lot and don't want to break up over something like this.. Help me out here.. What can I do or say to get her to see it from a cops point of view, point her bleeding heart in the opposite direction, and support me/LE?
2056
2057--
2058
2059I was recently in a hipster bar and overheard some very attractive tall millennials talking in hushed tones about how much they missed drinking straws. I sidled up to those exquisite Amazons, my now semi-erect member changing against the inside of my adult diaper. At first they looked visibly put off, but when I reached my greasy fingers into my inside coat pocket and took out a wrapped object, I had their attention. “Ladies,” I said, “I would be honored to make your drinking experience American again.” No sooner had I exposed one end of the straw, when the ground started to shake, as the ceiling began to crumble and fall around me. A giant hand tore off the roof in one motion. I stared up into the glaring light, my eyes struggling to adjust. It was her: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez towered over the coffee shop, six stories high with a grin of red lipstick. “Oh, Ben,” she purred, “you know we made a deal. A Green New Deal.” She crouched down over the coffee shop, as my member became extremely turgid whilst I filled my diaper with fear-induced diarrhea. I squealed and tried to run, but her giant fingers easily caught my short legs, lifting me up into the air. My brain now flush with equal parts terror and arousal, I only barely managed to squeak out “facts don’t care about your feelings!” Alexandria just chuckled. “The fact, Benny boy,” she cooed, “is that you broke the rules of my new socialist America, and as for feelings- well, I’m feeling extremely hungry.” In one swift motion, she threw her head back, and tossed me into her wide-open mouth, straws falling out of my pockets. As the light disappeared around me and I slipped into the warmth of her stomach, I only had one thought on my mind: she finally noticed me.
2060
2061—
2062
2063This post grows out of some of the dialogue about the Q&A episode, near the end, when Wil, Amber and Matt talk about the question of bringing kids into the world and the importance of finding joy in despair (with copious references to Paul Schrader's 'First Reformed).
2064
2065The key part is when the chapos start lecturing the listening audience that things **aren't that bad** in the United States, and listeners should have some sense of 'historical perspective' and realize that we failsons and faildaughters actually have it pretty sweet, compared to people in other countries (and other epochs).
2066
2067**This advice is banal: it's obvious, and it's old-man type of advice. So why did our heroes think it was necessary to say it?** Aren't they usually more contrarian (or at least interesting) than this "You young people, with your avocado toast"-type stuff?
2068
2069What we're seeing here--which has nothing to do with having kids, finding joy in despair, etc.--is a sign of something very, very important. And that is that Chapo Traphouse is no longer the voice of extremely online leftie basement dwellers.
2070
2071A digression. In "Lenin and Philosophy," Althusser makes some remarks about the job of being a philosophy teacher. He says: **”Like every 'intellectual,' a philosophy teacher is a petty bourgeois. When he opens his mouth, it is petty-bourgeois ideology that speaks: its resources and ruses are infinite... [True] intellectuals have to carry out a radical revolution in their ideas: a long, painful and difficult re-education. An endless and internal struggle.”** Althusser continues: "Proletarians have a 'class instinct' which helps them on the way to proletarian 'class positions.' Intellectuals, on the contrary, have a petty-bourgeois class instinct which fiercely resists this transition."
2072
2073Perhaps this too is pretty banal: Philosophy professors are upper-middle class, and so they generally articulate the ideas that serve the upper middle class. And this goes for everyone: **Joe Rogan works like a dog, becomes successful, and so his view on the world is that life is about hard work, personal responsibility, and struggle.** It doesn't have to be that way: plenty of successful people maintain a pretty good sense of the view of the working class. (Note that in the late 60s Godard no longer trusted his own ability to represent 'reality,' and so he started making films with a student radical, so as to keep his films from being petty bourgeois--because he recognized that his own success was distorting his perceptions.) But do so is very hard.
2074
2075Althusser says that each class position is, in effect, a separate 'reality.' And the danger is that the successful mistake their own class position for reality as a whole. They universalize it. "What are you complaining about--life's not that bad. There are great movies, books... great restaurants to eat at, places to travel to..." This is particularly dangerous if you're in the media, because these people are the spokespeople of the culture. The ones in the media--podcasts, op eds, journalists--they promote this worldview and extend it. (To David Brooks, 'reality' is a liberal and conservative arguing about politics across a suburban lawn and cups of heirloom coffee beans.)
2076
2077**To keep this from happening is very, very difficult.** For a worker, it's instinctual--in all honesty, that's the one thing she has, the instinctual ability to recognize the values of the petty bourgeois for what they are. But for the wealthy, it's not easy. "An endless and internal struggle."
2078
2079In this sense, **material success in America is the worst thing that can happen to you.** The problem isn't the supposed hypocrisy of Bernie Sanders making a million dollars on a book... The problem is that success infects the way such people see the world. They don't want to feel guilty for their success. So they say, "You want a million dollars? Write a book. That's what I did." It becomes part of their worldview.
2080
2081And this has become the worldview of the hosts of Chapo. That there's a lot to be angry about in the world, sure... but life, as a whole, is fun.
2082
2083Note that Frost, Menaker and Christman actually invert the situation here. Their success--and kudos to them for it, I'm sure they worked hard, are often very entertaining, etc--isn't the problem. No, the problem is with the listeners. It's that the listeners have a distorted sense of reality, think things are worse than they really are--the problem isn't with the hosts, who are rich, successful, popular, have lots of followers, etc., and essentially, because of their new class position, are actually enjoying things that most of their listeners can never afford to experience. [Some residual guilt is probably the culprit (and not to say that they deserve to feel guilty): they are living lives of petty bourgeois success, but in their minds, its America's youth who are coddled.]
2084
2085In the future, we're going to see more of these kinds of opinions floating into the show. And the reason for this is, the material reality that the Chapo hosts live in is actually pretty sweet, and they're not going to be able to provide the fierce self-criticism and hard work necessary to recognize it as such. In fifteen years, they will all be millennial Bill Mahers.
2086
2087​
2088
2089**TL; DR: The hosts of The Chapo Traphouse are living privileged lives, and their petty-bourgeois opinions have begun to voice their new class position. For this reason, they are class traitors and the enemies of their listeners.**
2090
2091—
2092
2093Perhaps you're not living the life you're meant to live. I'm not trying to be a dick; introspection is important. It can hurt, especially if you find you have to remove a part of yourself that you were once passionate about. For instance, I used to vehemently hate America and also even Americans. It was a visceral hatred, I had even said that if I were to wake up someday with a US flag tattoo'd to my body then I'd get a knife and cut it off. I had that hateful mindset just 2 years ago, but I have since changed. I love America, and I thank God that she exists, that she is kept strong, and has been blessed with capable leadership. I never want her to go away, and I will likely move to America someday to relish in the powerful and necessary 1st amendment, enjoy the 2nd amendment though hopefully will never have to 'use' it for one of the primary intended purposes (self-defence, overthrowing of a tyrannical ruler (domestic threat), defence from invasion (foreign threat like north korea) but I would if I had to.
2094
2095It wasn't easy to get rid of that red-hot hatred, but thankfully I managed. I am better for it and I am doing my best to use truth as my compass as per my Christian faith.
2096
2097Some may find what I say to be cringy, but I am just being honest that the only thing I want is to have sex with your dad.
2098
2099—
2100
2101WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING! 
2102
2103OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN WEAPON IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN RIFLE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP FLASHLIGHT OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD SCOPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT PISTOL GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF RIFLE OF MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, NO? 
2104
2105RIFLE IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET HEAVY AND YOU STILL NO HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN. GO TO FIRING RANGE, PRACTICE WITH MANY MAGAZINE OF CARTRIDGE. THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT PUT ON SIDE OF RIFLE.
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2109This Anti-White world wanted me to get a tan, and hates me for being White. When I tried to comply, I got 2nd degree burns instead. That was God’s way of telling me that those who want my to get a tan are evil, and God wants me to be White! That was God’s way of telling me than tan people are inferior to Whites! Fuck your tans. Tan people are UGLY! Tan people are not even human! Tan people are COCKROACHES! They are DEMONS! Fuck tan people, they all deserve the cancer they tried to give me, and I hope their children are born with facial deformities and mental retardation! The Anti-White Tan Scum are the enemies of me, and the Anti-White Tan Scum are the enemies of God Himself! I will proudly seerve God, by serving the White Race in anyway I can! Those who worship the tans and the n\*\*\*ers over God, the Antifa terrorists, are the enemies of me and God!
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2113My girlfriend and me have done dating for 5 month. I thought "This girl is very good," and became of love with her.
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2115Yet even so, on this Monday, I comed home and found she as baked all my beans.
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2117Yes, all. Oh brother.
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2119In my cupboard I store several bag of bean, to make soft and to bake on some days, to have a bit of baked bean on my dinner. Or, heck, a lunch too some days.
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2121But on the Monday I find this girlfriend baked all the beans. I say "Why do you bake my beans", and she say something as "I bakes them good to save time, so I bakes them all now."
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2123I am astonished and full of dissmay. I say "I canfr not eat all the beans", she say she is froze many of the beans so as we can unfrozen the on a later day and eat some at a time.
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2125But, if a bean is froze and unfrozed, the very good and very nice flavor of bean is gone far.
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2127A bean is best if baked fresh as a Sunday Pie. Not to be froze and unfroze!
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2129I told my girfriend I am so sad of this, as to my opinion the baking of the beans and to freeze them has ruin all my beans. She say I am "gone haywire" by my enragement and sad manners.
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2131But I hates what she did to my beans.
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2133On the days before Monday I thought "Will we marry the girlfriend? Well it might be so."
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2135But now I am so sad she baked them beans. I am consider to end our relations and not be the boyfriend and girlfriend any more. But, is my idea wrong? Could my girlfriend make promise to not bake the beans? I do not know what doing to do and how to feel forgiving on her.
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2137What can I do on this situation I said here? (In the text I write above this.)
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2139Thank you.
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2141Oh yes TL;DR - So what I say is my girlfriend bakes all the beans in my house and freeze many of them, so as now most my beans is ruined and has no good flavors. This made me think maybe I breaked up with her? But will I? What can you say to help on me? Thank you.
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2143Edit: They locked up by topic but I ponder if it was the mistake, so, I did message the kindly moderators, so as if you has advices to put on me you could might still do. Thank you for the awards against my topic.
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2147Guess what, I own a business. That's right I own a medium-sized commercial bakery with over 100 employees. We service almost half the local restaurants and grocery stores with 4 different brand names on retail shelves. Giving people the options they want to see when they are shopping to put literal bread on the table!
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2149I AM NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT!
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2151I support LGBT communities and never discriminate, I will sell to anybody no matter how they chose to love, unlike some small bigoted bakeries you hear about. I employee many undocumented immigrants who just want to take care of their families and I DO NOT SUPPORT WALLS of any kind, ever!
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2153I pay a fair hourly wage to line workers, and I'm sorry but that type of work does not deserve to make the same amount of money me, our sales team, or any other administrative person makes. While the full-time line workers are off at noon every day, heading home to play with their kids and enjoy their afternoons off... me and my admin team are here working past 5pm some days. On top of that, the line workers all live very close to the bakery while my house (and the city most of the admin. staff live in) is almost an hour away in traffic. All I'm saying is there are trade-offs for a lower paying job.
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2155I am always fair and looking out for our employees. Very recently our lead mixer (been with the company for 6 years) wife broke her leg and could not work or take care of the kids, and the hospital would keep sending her home not letting her recover in the ER. As soon as I heard, I personally offered him the option to let his kids come to work in the morning and hang out in the break room until he was off so she could recover at home. That could be a liability to me, to having kids in the break room, but i care about my employees.
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2157When my grandfather started this company 50 years ago he always put the people who worked here first. I remember growing up seeing many of the employees that worked on the bakery floor ALSO working in the yard or pool and my grandpa's house. And I am proud to say I have continued the tradition to this day! These people are family to us and even when times are tough for the bakery I have always hired help for my wife and family from within the bakery. Only 5 people have the gate code at my house and 2 of them (almost half) are my employees, and I am proud of that.
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2159We are accepting and loving to all the family that makes up this company no matter what skin color, sex, or political leaning. And guess what, not all bosses are about money power and abusing minorities.
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2161Just wanted to give you guys a little perspective.
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2165Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat. I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck. The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you... Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope ...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease." Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding. So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow. Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then? So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards. I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff. The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So. I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean. That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage. So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work. You fucking Pringle bastards. The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again. Fucking Pringle bastards. This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.
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