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1-- Dialogues (not arranged) --
2
3Howdy! I'm FLOWEY. FLOWEY the FLOWER!
4Hmmm...
5You're new to the UNDERGROUND, aren'tcha?
6Golly, you must be so confused.
7Someone ought to teach you how things work around here!
8I guess little old me will have to do.
9Ready? Here we go!
10This way.
11Welcome to your new home, innocent one.
12Allow me to educate you in the operation of the RUINS.
13The RUINS are full of puzzles.
14Ancient fusions between diversions and doorkeys.
15One must solve them to move from room to room.
16Please adjust yourself to the sight of them.
17To make progress here, you will need to trigger several switches.
18Do not worry, I have labelled the ones that you need to flip.
19Do not worry, I have labelled the ones that you need to flip.
20...eh? It seems that the labelling has worn away.
21Oh dear.
22This might be far more challenging than I anticipated...
23The first switch is over on the wall.
24Do you need some help..? Press the switch on the wall.
25Come on, you can do it!
26Go on, press the switch on the left.
27I believe it was the switch on the left.
28You do know which way left is, do you not?
29Press the switch that I labelled for you.
30You do know which way left is, do you not?
31You are very curious, are you not?
32Please understand. I only want the best for you.
33Splendid! I am proud of you, little one.
34Let us move to the next room.
35As a human living in the UNDERGROUND, monsters may attack you.
36You will need to be prepared for this situation.
37However, worry not! The process is simple.
38When you encounter a monster, you will enter a FIGHT.
39While you are in a FIGHT, strike up a friendly conversation.
40Stall for time. I will come to resolve the conflict.
41Practice talking to the dummy.
42Ahh, the dummies are not for fighting! They are for talking!
43We do not want to hurt anybody, do we...? Come now.
44Ah, very good! You are very good.
45...you ran away...
46Truthfully, that was not a poor choice.
47It is better to avoid conflict whenever possible.
48That... however, is only a dummy. It cannot harm you.
49It is made of cotton. It has no desire for revenge...
50Nevermind. Stay close to me and I will keep you safe.
51The next room awaits.
52Practice talking to the dummy.
53You can say anything... I do not think the dummy will be bothered.
54Do you need some ideas for conversation topics?
55Well, I often start with a simple 'how do you do...'
56You could ask them about their favorite books...
57Jokes can be useful for 'breaking the ice.'
58Listen to this one...
59What did the skeleton tile his roof with?
60...SHIN-gles!
61Well, I thought it was amusing.
62You can say anything... The dummy will not be bothered.
63There is another puzzle in this room...
64I wonder if you can solve it?
65This is the puzzle, but...
66Here, take my hand for a moment.
67Puzzles seem a little too dangerous for now.
68Greetings, my child. Do not worry, I did not leave you.
69I was merely behind this pillar the whole time.
70Thank you for trusting me.
71However, there was an important reason for this exercise.
72...to test your independence.
73I must attend to some business, and you must stay alone for a while.
74Please remain here. It's dangerous to explore by yourself.
75I have an idea. I will give you a CELL PHONE.
76If you have a need for anything, just call.
77Be good, alright?
78You have done excellently thus far, my child.
79However... I have a difficult request to ask of you.
80I would like you to walk to the end of the room by yourself.
81Forgive me for this.
82Ring...
83Hello? This is TORIEL.
84For no reason in particular... Which do you prefer?
85Cinnamon or butterscotch? Cinnamon Bscotch
86Oh, I see. Thank you very much!
87Click...
88It's a fishing rod affixed to the ground...
89Reel it in? Yes No
90All that's attached to the end is a photo of a weird-looking monster...
91(Call Me! Here's my number!)
92You decide not to call.
93All that's attached to the end is a note.
94(Nevermind, guys!)
95You leave it alone.
96I shouldn't have given myself away so easily...
97Did you just... Consume the part of me I had given you?
98In front of my very eyes!?
99I have no words for you... Begone!
100Thank you for taking care of me...
101scr_itemcheck
102scr_storagecheck
103haveit
104haveit2
105Huh? Again...?
106I'm sorry... if I give you any more, there will be nothing left of me.
107I suppose it is true. Travelling beyond our limits is but a fantasy.
108It's no different for anyone else.
109All of monsterkind are doomed to stay underground, forever...
110How am I doing? By "I" I mean the piece of me I gave you...
111Huh? You lost it...? ... I suppose I can give you another piece...
112scr_itemget
113noroom
114You don't have any room? OK... I understand I am not a priority for you, then.
115Please be careful this time.
116(You got the Snowman Piece.)
117Hello. I am a snowman.
118I want to see the world... But I cannot move.
119If you would be so kind, traveller, please...
120Take a piece of me and bring it very far away. Yes No
121It seems you do not have enough room for me.
122Thank you... good luck!
123I see. Good journey, then.
124SANS!!! THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
125SANS!!! THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!
126scr_sansface
127whoops.
128i knew i should have used today's crossword instead.
129scr_papface
130WHAT!? CROSSWORD!?
131I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!
132IN MY OPINION...
133JUNIOR JUMBLE IS EASILY THE HARDEST.
134what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble?
135that's for baby bones.
136UN. BELIEVABLE.
137HUMAN!!! SOLVE THIS DISPUTE!
138(Which is harder?) Jumble Crossword
139HA! HA! YES!
140HUMANS MUST BE VERY INTELLIGENT!
141IF THEY ALSO FIND JUNIOR JUMBLE SO DIFFICULT!
142NYEH! HEH! HEH HEH!
143YOU TWO ARE WEIRD!
144CROSSWORDS ARE SO EASY.
145IT'S THE SAME SOLUTION EVERY TIME.
146I JUST FILL ALL THE BOXES IN WITH THE LETTER "Z"...
147BECAUSE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT A CROSSWORD...
148ALL I CAN DO IS SNORE!!!
149NYEH HEH HEH!!!
150doak
151Hello! Would you like some Nice Cream?
152It's the frozen treat that warms your heart!
153Now just 15G! Yes No
154Nice Cream! It's the frozen treat that warms your heart!
155afford
156gold
157Here you go! Have a super-duper day! (You got the Nice Cream.)
158Huh? You don't have enough money...
159I wish I could make Nice Cream for free...
160It looks like you're holding too much stuff! Oh well!
161Well then... Tell your friends...
162There's ice cream... Out in the middle of the woods...
163Now just 25G! Yes No
164Hey, you have an umbrella, just like my cart...
165Such solidarity! I have no choice but to give you a deal!
166Discount Ice Cream! 15G! Yes No
167Umbrella solidarity!? I guess I have to give you a deal...
168itemcount
169Hey! You have 3 Punch Cards!
170How about redeeming them for some Nice Cream!?
171It's free! Yes No
172Super! Here you go! Your Card's in the box! (You got the Nice Cream.)
173Huh? No money? Sorry, I can't give it to you for free.
174Huh? You can't afford it even with the discount? I...
175rem
176scr_itemshift
177Here! A free Nice Cream! (You lost 3 cards and got a Nice Cream.)
178There's ice cream... Hidden in the depths of a watery cavern...
179i've been thinking about selling treats too.
180want some fried snow? it's just 5G. Buy No
181did i say 5G? i meant 50G. Buy No
182you're right.
183i should charge way more than than that.
184really? how about 5000G? Buy No
185that's still too low.
18650000G. that's my final offer. Buy No
187i have to pay for the raw materials somehow.
188what? you don't have the money?
189hey, that's okay.
190i don't have any snow.
191wow, that's a lot of cash.
192that's why i'm sorry to say...
193i can't sell you this fried snow.
194it's got too much sentimental value.
195don't you know a good deal when you hear one?
196WHAT!? HOW DID YOU AVOID MY TRAP?
197AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY...
198IS THERE ANY LEFT FOR ME???
199(What do you tell Papyrus about his spaghetti?) Ate it Left it
200REALLY!?
201WOWIE...
202NO ONE'S EVER ENJOYED MY COOKING BEFORE...
203WELL THEN!!
204YOU RESISTED THE FLAVOR OF MY HOMECOOKED PASTA...
205JUST SO YOU COULD SHARE IT WITH ME???
206FRET NOT HUMAN! I, MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS...
207WILL MAKE YOU ALL THE PASTA YOU COULD EVER WANT!
208HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH NYEH!
209HEY!
210IT'S THE HUMAN!
211YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS PUZZLE!
212IT WAS MADE BY THE GREAT DR. ALPHYS!
213YOU SEE THESE TILES !?
214ONCE I THROW THIS SWITCH...
215THEY WILL BEGIN TO CHANGE COLOR!
216EACH COLOR HAS A DIFFERENT FUNCTION!
217RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE!
218YOU CANNOT WALK ON THEM!
219YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC!
220THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU!
221GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES!
222IF YOU STEP ON THEM...
223YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!!
224ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE- SCENTED.
225THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS!
226BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES.
227SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT...
228IF YOU SMELL LIKE ORANGES!
229THE PIRAHNAS WILL BITE YOU.
230ALSO, IF A BLUE TILE IS NEXT TO A,
231YELLOW TILE, THE WATER WILL ALSO ZAP YOU!
232PURPLE TILES ARE SLIPPERY!
233YOU WILL SLIDE TO THE NEXT TILE!
234HOWEVER, THE SLIPPERY SOAP...
235SMELLS LIKE LEMONS!!
236WHICH PIRAHNAS DO NOT LIKE!
237PURPLE AND BLUE ARE OK!
238FINALLY, PINK TILES.
239THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING.
240STEP ON THEM ALL YOU LIKE.
241HOW WAS THAT!? UNDERSTAND???
242(Understand the explanation?) Of course No
243GREAT!! THEN THERE'S ONE LAST THING...
244THIS PUZZLE...
245IS ENTIRELY RANDOM !!!!!!
246WHEN I PULL THIS SWITCH, IT WILL MAKE A PUZZLE...
247THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!
248NOT EVEN I WILL KNOW THE SOLUTION!
249NYEH HEH HEH! GET READY...!
250conversation
251OKAY... I GUESS I'LL REPEAT MYSELF...
252RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE.
253YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC AND DANGEROUS.
254BLUE TILES MAKE YOU FIGHT A MONSTER.
255GREEN TILES ARE WATER TILES.
256ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE SCENTED.
257IF YOU STEP ON ORANGE, DON'T STEP ON GREEN.
258BROWN TILES ARE...
259WAIT!!! THERE ARE NO BROWN TILES...
260PURPLE TILES SMELL LIKE LEMONS...
261WHY DON'T THE YELLOW ONES SMELL LEMONY?
262UMM...
263WAIT!! DID I MIX UP GREEN AND BLUE!?
264THE BLUE ONES ARE WATER ONES!
265PINK TILES...
266I DON'T... REMEMBER???
267WAIT!!!
268THOSE ONES DON'T DO ANYTHING.
269OKAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND BETTER NOW!?
270(Understand the explanation?) Yes Even less
271..........
272OK, YOU KNOW WHAT???
273HOW ABOUT... YOU JUST...
274DO THIS PUZZLE... ON YOUR OWN...
275I'LL LEAVE THE INSTRUCTIONS...
276JUST READ THEM.
277THEN WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND IT...
278YOU CAN THROW THE SWITCH.
279AND DO IT AT YOUR OWN PACE.
280GOOD LUCK.
281NYEH... HEH... HEH!
282(There's a lone quiche sitting underneath this bench.)
283(Will you take it?) Take it Leave it
284It's just a bench.
285(You got the Abandoned Quiche.)
286(You're carrying too much.)
287(You aren't ready for the responsibility.)
288(The quiche was left all alone...)
289(There's a tutu lying on the ground here.)
290Nothing's here!!!
291(You got the Old Tutu.)
292(You're carrying too much.)
293card
294(The box contains
295cards.)
296(Two bugs in the box are playing a
297-card game.)
298(There's a smiley face made of
299cards in the box.)
300(A house made of
301cards sits in the box.)
302(The box is overstuffed with cards.)
303(Take a card?) Take Leave
304(It's a box for storing Punch Cards.) (It's empty right now.)
305(You got a Punch Card.)
306(All games must end one day.) (You got a Punch Card.)
307(Happiness is fleeting.) (You got a Punch Card.)
308(The house collapses.) (You got a Punch Card.)
309(It's a pair of ballet shoes.)
310(You got the Ballet Shoes.)
311(This little bird wants to carry you across.)
312(Accept the bird's offer?) Get ride No
313(Umbrellas and birds...) (A bad combination.)
314interact
315carry
316uncan
317(It's a legendary artifact.)
318(The artifact is gone.)
319(This will never happen.)
320(You're carrying too many dogs.)
321(The fridge is filled with instant noodles and soda.)
322(Take a package of noodles?) Take it Leave it
323(The fridge is filled with instant noodles and soda.)
324(You got the Instant Noodles.)
325(You decide to stay healthy.)
326(There's a frypan lying on the ground.)
327(You got the Burnt Pan.)
328(There's an apron lying on the ground.)
329(You got the Stained Apron.)
330(There's a Glamburger inside the trash can.)
331(It's an empty trashcan.)
332(You got the Glamburger.)
333(There's 100G inside the trash can.)
334(You got 100G.)
335scr_murderlv
336(There's a worn dagger inside the box.)
337(Knife inside the box.)
338(You got the Worn Dagger.)
339(You got the Real Knife.)
340(There's a heart-shaped locket inside the box.)
341(You got the Heart-shaped Locket.)
342(You got The Locket.)
343(The box is empty.)
344Hello... Would you like some Nice Cream...?
345It's the frozen treat... That warms your heart.
346Now only 12G! Yes No
347Nice Cream. It's the frozen treat. That warms your heart.
348Now just 12G. Yes No
349Here. (You got the Nice Cream.)
350You don't have enough money...
351Drop something.
352Life... is suffering.
353(Golden flowers.) (They must have broken your fall.)
354"Press [Z] to read signs!"
355Just a regular old pillar.
356Please don't step on the leaves.
357Didn't you read the sign downstairs?
358WHOA there, pardner! Who said you could push me around?
359HMM? So you're ASKIN' me to move over?
360Okay, just for you, pumpkin.
361HMM? You want me to move some more?
362Alrighty, how's this?
363HMM? That was the wrong direction?
364Okay, think I got it.
365Was that helpful?
366HMM? You wanted me to STAY there?
367You're giving me a real workout.
368Aren't things easier when you just ask?
369The exit's open? Guess I better roll out...
370Hey, y'mind giving me a push, pumpkin?
371'Take one.' Take a candy? Yes No
372It says 'take one.' Take a piece of candy? Yes No
373Look at what you've done.
374You took a piece of candy. (Press [C] to open the menu.)
375You took more candy. How disgusting..
376You take another piece. You feel like the scum of the earth...
377You took too much too fast. The candy spills onto the floor.
378In this hellish world, you can only take 3 pieces of candy...
379You tried to take a piece of candy, but you didn't have any room.
380You decided not to take some.
381zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
382zzzzzzzzzz... (are they gone yet) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
383(This ghost keeps saying 'z' out loud repeatedly, pretending to sleep.)
384Move it with force? Yes No
385It says 'Take them all.' Take a candy? Yes No
386You took a piece. Boy, that's heavy.
387You can't carry more. It's just too heavy.
388Leave 7G in the web? Yes No
389Some spiders crawled down and gave you a donut.
390You didn't have enough gold.
391You are carrying too many items.
392Leave 18G in the web? Yes No
393Some spiders crawled down and gave you a jug.
394You found a Faded Ribbon.
395You are carrying too much.
396It's a switch. Press it? Yes No
397Nothing happened.
398You're making the switches uncomfortable with all this attention.
399You hear a clicking sound.
400plot
401snd_play
402You found the Toy Knife.
403It's TORIEL's diary. Read the circled passage? Yes No
404You read the passage...
405"Why did the skeleton want a friend?"
406" Because she was feeling BONELY..."
407The rest of the page is filled with jokes of a similar caliber.
408You found a slice of butterscotch-cinnamon pie.
409You found a slice of snail pie...
410Hello there, little one!
411The pie has not cooled down yet.
412Perhaps you should take a nap. Yes No
413Sweet dreams.
414You'd rather stay up and chat with me, then?
415Up already, I see?
416Um, I want you to know how glad I am to have someone here.
417There are so many old books I want to share.
418I want to show you my favorite bug- hunting spot.
419I've also prepared a curriculum for your education.
420This may come as a surprise to you...
421But I have always wanted to be a teacher.
422...actually, perhaps that isn't very surprising.
423STILL.
424I am glad to have you living here.
425Oh, did you want something?
426What is it? When can Nothing I go home?
427Well, talk to me again if you need anything.
428What? This... this IS your home now.
429Um... would you like to hear about this book I am reading?
430Oh, hello!
431Did you want to hear about the book I am reading?
432It is called "72 Uses for Snails."
433How about it? How to exit Sure the RUINS
434Here is an exciting snail fact.
435Um... How about an exciting snail fact?
436Did you know that snails...
437Have a chainsaw-like tongue called a radula?
438Sometimes flip their digestive systems as they mature?
439Make terrible shoelaces?
440Talk. Really. Slowly? Just kidding, snails don't talk.
441Interesting. How to exit Yeah the RUINS
442Well, bother me if you need anything else.
443...I have to do something. Stay here.
444What is it? How to exit Nothing the RUINS
445If you need anything, just ask.
446...I have to do something. Stay here..
447NYOO HOO HOO...
448I CAN'T EVEN STOP SOMEONE AS WEAK AS YOU...
449UNDYNE'S GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME.
450I'LL NEVER JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD... AND...
451MY FRIEND QUANTITY WILL REMAIN STAGNANT!
452(What should you say?) Let's be What a friends loser
453murder
454WOWIE!! YOU DID IT!!!
455YOU DIDN'T DO A VIOLENCE!!!
456TO BE HONEST, I WAS A LITTLE AFRAID...
457BUT YOU'RE ALREADY BECOMING A GREAT PERSON!
458I'M SO PROUD I COULD CRY!!!
459...WAIT, WASN'T I SUPPOSED TO CAPTURE YOU...?
460WELL, FORGET IT!
461I JUST WANT YOU TO BE THE BEST PERSON YOU CAN BE.
462SO LET'S LET BYBONES BE BYBONES.
463I'LL EVEN TELL YOU HOW TO LEAVE THE UNDERGROUND!
464JUST KEEP GOING EAST!
465EVENTUALLY YOU'LL REACH THE KING'S CASTLE.
466THEN YOU CAN LEAVE!
467REALLY!? YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS, WITH ME???
468WELL THEN...
469I GUESS...
470I GUESS I CAN MAKE AN ALLOWANCE FOR YOU!
471HUH? WHY WOULD YOU...
472BERATE YOURSELF SO LOUDLY???
473IS IT BECAUSE...
474YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY FRIEND?
475NO!!! YOU'RE GREAT!!! I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!
476WOWIE!! WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD OUR FIRST DATE...
477AND I'VE ALREADY MANAGED TO HIT THE FRIEND ZONE!!!
478WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE PALS...
479WOW!!!
480I HAVE FRIENDS!!!
481AND WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE THEM...
482WAS TO GIVE PEOPLE AWFUL PUZZLES AND THEN FIGHT THEM??
483YOU TAUGHT ME A LOT, HUMAN.
484I HEREBY GRANT YOU PERMISSION TO PASS THROUGH!
485AND I'LL GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO THE SURFACE.
486CONTINUE FORWARD UNTIL YOU REACH THE END OF THE CAVERN.
487THEN... WHEN YOU REACH THE CAPITAL, CROSS THE BARRIER.
488THAT'S THE MAGICAL SEAL TRAPPING US ALL UNDERGROUND.
489ANYTHING CAN ENTER THROUGH IT, BUT NOTHING CAN EXIT...
490...EXCEPT SOMEONE WITH A POWERFUL SOUL.
491...LIKE YOU!!!
492THAT'S WHY THE KING WANTS TO ACQUIRE A HUMAN.
493HE WANTS TO OPEN THE BARRIER WITH SOUL POWER.
494THEN US MONSTERS CAN RETURN TO THE SURFACE!
495YOU'RE BACK AGAIN?!?!
496I FINALLY REALIZE THE TRUE REASON WHY.
497YOU...
498JUST MISS SEEING MY FACE SO MUCH...
499I'M NOT SURE I CAN FIGHT SOMEONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY.
500BUT MOSTLY... I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF CAPTURING YOU!
501SO... WHAT DO YOU SAY?
502(Fight Papyrus?) Yes No
503OKAY...
504I GUESS.
505IF YOU WANT ME TO CAPTURE YOU.
506I'LL TRY AGAIN!!!
507...OKAY...
508I GUESS I'LL ACCEPT MY FAILURE...
509Welcome to Snowed Inn! Snowdin's premier hotel!
510One night is 80G. Stay Leave
511Back again? Well, stay as long as you like.
512How about it? Stay Leave
513jtext
514What? No, you can't get a second key!
515Hello! Sorry, no time for a nap...
516Snowed Inn is shutting down so we can all go to the surface.
517Oh, there you are. I was worrying about you!
518Things are going to be OK, you hear?
519We're all going to the surface world soon...
520There's bound to be a place you can stay there!
521Error.
522Here's your room key. Make sure to bundle up!
523...You don't even have 80G?
524Oh! You poor thing. I can only imagine what you've been through.
525One of the rooms upstairs is empty.
526You can sleep there for free, okay?
527You aren't carrying enough money.
528Well, feel free to come back any time.
529(Look through the telescope?) Yes No
530view_yview
531view_xview
532dsprite
533i'm thinking about getting into the telescope business.
534it's normally 50000G to use this premium telescope...
535but... since i know you, you can use it for free.
536howzabout it?
537(Use the telescope?) Yes No
538huh? you aren't satisfied?
539don't worry.
540i'll give you a full refund.
541lsprite
542well, come back whenever you want.
543BEPIS.
544armor
545GROSS BANDAGE
546FADED RIBBON
547BANDANNA
548DUSTY TUTU
549Ring...
550HELLO! THIS IS PAPYRUS!!!
551HOW DID I GET THIS NUMBER...?
552IT WAS EASY!!!
553I JUST DIALED EVERYNUMBER SEQUENTIALLYUNTIL I GOT YOURS!!!
554NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!
555SO... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING...?
556I'M... ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
557SHE THOUGHT SHE SAW YOU WEARING A
558.
559IS THAT TRUE? ARE YOU WEARING A
560?
561(What will you say?) Yes No
562SO YOU ARE WEARING A
563...
564GOT IT!!! WINK WINK!!!
565HAVE A NICE DAY!
566SO YOU AREN'T WEARING A
567GOT IT!
568YOU'RE MY FRIEND, SO I TRUST YOU 100-PERCENT.
569(There's an empty pie tin inside the stove.)
570MY BROTHER ALWAYS GOES OUT TO EAT. BUT...
571RECENTLY, HE TRIED 'BAKING' SOMETHING.
572IT WAS LIKE... A QUICHE.
573BUT FILLED WITH A SUGARY, NON-EGG SUBSTANCE.
574HOW ABSURD!
575(It's a joke book.)
576(Take a look inside?) Yes No
577(Inside the joke book was a quantum physics book.)
578(You look inside...)
579(Inside the quantum physics book was another joke book.)
580(There's another quantum physics book...)
581(You decide to stop.)
582THAT'S MY ROOM!
583IF YOU'VE FINISHED LOOKING AROUND...
584WE COULD GO IN AND...
585"HANG-OUT" LIKE A PAIR OF VERY COOL FRIENDS?
586DO WHATEVER PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY DATE???
587(Go inside?) Yes No
588(It's the door to Papyrus's room.)
589(It's covered in many labels...)
590(NO GIRLS ALLOWED!)
591(NO BOYS ALLOWED!)
592(PAPYRUS ALLOWED.)
593event_user
594THERE ARE NO SKELETONS INSIDE MY CLOSET!!!
595EXCEPT ME SOMETIMES.
596(Look in the closet?) Yes No
597(Clothes are hung up neatly inside.)
598IT'S OK TO BE INTIMIDATED BY MY FASHION SENSE.
599SO, UM...
600IF YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING...
601DO YOU WANT TO START HANGING OUT?
602(Begin the hangouts?) Yes No
603DO YOU WANT TO START THE DATE?
604(Begin the date?) Yes No
605intro
606OKAY!!! DATING START!!!
607OKAY!!! LET'S HANG TEN!!
608TAKE YOUR TIME... I'LL WAIT FOR YOU.
609(This mailbox is labelled "PAPYRUS".)
610(Look inside?) Yes No
611(It's empty.)
612(You realize that would probably be illegal.)
613what? haven't you seen a guy with two jobs before?
614fortunately, two jobs means twice as many legally-required breaks.
615i'm going to grillby's. wanna come? Yeah I'm busy
616...
617hey, looks like you're really turning yourself around.
618how about i treat you to lunch at grillby's?
619...when everyone you scared away comes back, i mean.
620well, if you insist... i'll pry myself away from my work...
621con
622OK. have fun.
623whoops, watch where you sit down.
624sometimes weirdos put whoopee cushions on the seats.
625anyway, let's order.
626whaddya want...? Fries Burger
627ok, coming right up.
628hey, that sounds pretty good.
629grillby, we'll have a double order of fries.
630burg
631grillby, we'll have a double order of burg.
632so, what do you think...
633of my brother? Cool Uncool
634of course he's cool.
635you'd be cool too if you wore that outfit every day.
636he'd only take that thing off if he absolutely had to.
637oh well. at least he washes it.
638and by that i mean he wears it in the shower.
639hey, pal.
640sarcasm isn't funny, okay?
641my brother's a real star.
642he's the person who pushed me to get this sentry job.
643maybe it's a little strange, but sometimes...
644...it's nice to have someone call you out on being lazy.
645even though nothing could be further from the truth.
646here comes the grub.
647want some ketchup? Yes No
648bone appetit.
649more for me.
650have you ever heard of a talking flower? Yes No
651so you know all about it.
652i'll tell you, then.
653the echo flower.
654they're all over the marsh.
655say something to them, and they'll repeat it over and over...
656what about it?
657well, papyrus told me something interesting the other day.
658sometimes, when no one else is around...
659a flower appears and whispers things to him.
660flattery... advice... encouragement...
661...predictions.
662weird, huh?
663someone must be using an echo flower to play a trick on him.
664keep an eye out, ok?
665thanks.
666oh, by the way...
667i'm flat broke. can you foot the bill?
668it's just 10000G. Yes No
669My mind is running wild! I haven't felt like this in a long time...
670Please leave.
671You... You came from outside, didn't you?
672People like you are so rare...
673Please! Stranger!
674Tell me about outside...? Yes No
675Well, what are you waiting for?
676Oh! You're back!
677How's the room? Different Same
678Huh? "SURFACE"? What do you mean?
679I just meant outside this room.
680If you haven't noticed, my mycelium have bound me to the ground.
681Please! Stranger!
682I'll make this simple.
683I've spent my whole life in the same spot, in the same room.
684But I've long wondered what lies inside the room to the right.
685Long I've fantasized about entering, and changing my scenery...
686No... Changing my LIFE!
687Please. Go and tell me what's inside.
688Is everyone out there like you? How terrible.
689Oh, that's a relief!
690That's all I need to continue my fantasies. Thank you, stranger.
691So it's the same.
692The same...
693Same...
694OK.
695(Take an umbrella?) Take one Do not
696(Return the umbrella?) Put back Do not
697(You took an umbrella.)
698rsprite
699usprite
700(You returned the umbrella.)
701(It's a statue.) (The structures at its feet seem dry.)
702(Put the umbrella on the statue?) Yes Do not
703(The music continues, and doesn't stop.)
704(You place the umbrella atop the statue.)
705(Inside the statue, a music box begins to play...)
706(It's a rusty old fridge.)
707(You open the fridge.) (The air fills with a rotten stench.)
708(All the food inside here spoiled long ago.)
709error
710(The cooler is empty.)
711(Take a space food bar from the cooler?) Yes No
712(It's a cooler. It has no brand, and shows no signs of wear...)
713(Inside are a couple of freeze-dried space food bars.)
714(Take one?) Yes No
715(You got the Astronaut Food.)
716(Seems like a regular training dummy.)
717(Do you want to beat it up?) Yes No
718(You've had enough of the dummy.)
719lv
720(You tap the dummy with your fist.)
721(You feel bad.)
722(You hit the dummy lightly.)
723(You don't feel like you learned anything.)
724(You sock the dummy.)
725(Who cares?)
726(You punch the dummy at full force.)
727(Feels good.)
728(You stare into each other's eyes for a moment...)
729(It's a horse stable.)
730(Do you want to go inside?) Yes No
731(You jostle the door.) (It's locked.)
732(Suddenly, from inside the [redacted], you hear a
733x
734(This CD is labelled "Spooktunes.")
735(Play it?) Play it No
736(This CD is playing.) (Turn it off?) Stop it No
737(You play the CD.)
738(Spooktunes are dead.)
739(The CD stops moving.)
740(This CD is labelled "Spookwave.")
741(This CD is labelled "Ghouliday Music.")
742(Look inside the fridge?) Open it No
743(There's a lonely sandwich inside.)
744this is a ghost sandwich...
745do you want to try it... Yes No
746(You attempt to bite into the ghost sandwich.)
747(You phase right through it...)
748oh...
749nevermind...
750oh..................... .................... .................
751after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage...
752it's a family tradition...
753do you want... ... to join me... Yes No
754okay... follow my lead...
755do you want to play a game? it's called thundersnail.
756the snails will race, and if the yellow snail wins, you win.
757it's 10G to play. Play No
758um... you don't have any money?
759n-no, you can still play, don't worry about it...
760okay... press [Z] repeatedly to encourage your snail.
761ready?
762um... that's less than 10G.
763but since you're my only real customer, i guess i'll just take what you have...
764oh...........
765Seven.
766Seven human souls.
767With the power of seven human souls, our king...
768King ASGORE Dreemurr...
769...will become a god.
770With that power, ASGORE can finally shatter the barrier.
771He will finally take the surface back from humanity...
772And give them back the suffering and pain that we have endured.
773Understand, human?
774This is your only chance at redemption.
775Give up your soul...
776Or I'll tear it from your body.
777That spark in your eyes...
778You're really eager to die, aren't you?
779Yo, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but...
780I wanna ask you something.
781Man, I've never had to ask anyone this before...
782Umm...
783Yo... You're human, right? Haha.
784Man! I knew it!
785...well, I know it now, I mean...
786Undyne told me, um, "stay away from that human."
787So, like, ummm...
788I guess that makes us enemies or something.
789But I kinda stink at that, haha.
790Yo, say something mean so I can hate you?
791Please? Yes No
792Huh...?
793Yo, that's your idea of something mean?
794My sister says that to me ALL THE TIME!
795Guess I have to do it, haha.
796Yo, I... I hate your guts.
797Man, I... I'm such a turd.
798I'm... I'm gonna go home now.
799Yo, what? So I have to do it?
800Here goes nothing...
801(It's a water cooler.) (Take a cup of water?) Yes No
802(There's no more water left in the cooler.)
803(Sadistically, you've poured out all the water right in front of Undyne's eyes.)
804(You take a cup of water.)
805(Get rid of the water?) Yes No
806(You pour the water on the ground next to the water cooler.)
807A rousing error.
808havewater
809(Give Undyne the water?) Yes No
810(She looks dry...)
811armor1
812armor2
813REMEMBER WHEN I ASKED YOU ABOUT CLOTHES?
814WELL, THE FRIEND WHO WANTED TO KNOW...
815HER OPINION OF YOU IS VERY...
816MURDERY.
817ERROR!!! SEE YOU LATER!
818BUT I BET YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY!
819AND BECAUSE YOU KNEW THAT...
820I TOLD HER WHAT YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE WEARING!
821A
822!
823BECAUSE I KNEW, OF COURSE...
824AFTER SUCH A SUSPICIOUS QUESTION...
825YOU WOULD OBVIOUSLY CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES!
826YOU'RE SUCH A SMART COOKIE!
827THIS WAY YOU'RE SAFE AND I DIDN'T LIE!!!
828NO BETRAYAL ANYWHERE!!!
829BEING FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE IS EASY!!!
830WELL, WORRY NOT DEAR HUMAN!
831PAPYRUS WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU!
832I AM NOT A CRUEL PERSON.
833I STRIVE TO BE COMFORTING AND PLEASANT.
834PAPYRUS! HE SMELLS LIKE THE MOON.
835SO, BECAUSE OF MY INHERENT GOODNESS...
836I TOLD HER YOU WERE NOT WEARING A
837EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE!
838INSTEAD, I MADE SOMETHING UP!
839I TOLD HER YOU WERE WEARING...
840A
841IT PAINED ME TO TELL SUCH A BOLDFACED LIE.
842I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER EVER WEAR A
843BUT YOUR SAFETY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FASHION.
844DANG!
845I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE...
846PAPYRUS WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU!
847YOU SAID YOU WERE NOT WEARING A
848.
849SO OF COURSE I ACTUALLY TOLD HER...
850YOU WERE INDEED WEARING A
851BUT SINCE YOU AREN'T WEARING A
852SHE SURELY WON'T ATTACK YOU!
853NOW YOU ARE SAFE AND SOUND.
854WOWIE... THIS IS HARD.
855I JUST WANT TO BE EVERYBODY'S FRIEND!
856I KNEW WHEN YOU SAID:
857"I AM NOT WEARING A
858."
859IT WAS REALLY A SECRET CODE!
860YOU REALLY MEANT...
861"I ACTUALLY AM WEARING A
862!"
863YOU WERE TRYING TO PROTECT YOURSELF...
864WHILE MAKING IT SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE!
865I PICKED UP ON THIS, AND FOLLOWED YOUR PLAN.
866IN FACT I TOOK IT ONE STEP FURTHER!
867I TOLD HER YOU WERE PROBABLY...
868WEARING A
869OF COURSE, YOU WOULD NEVER WEAR THAT.
870BUT THAT'S THE POINT!
871SHE WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU NOW!
872AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO BETRAY EITHER OF YOU!
873SINCE I JUST TOLD HER WHAT YOU SAID!
874WOWIE! YOU'RE SUCH A SMART COOKIE!
875I REALLY CAN BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE!!!
876HEY! WHAT'S UP!?
877I WAS JUST THINKING...
878YOU, ME, AND UNDYNE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT SOMETIME!
879I THINK YOU WOULD MAKE GREAT PALS!
880LET'S MEET UP AT HER HOUSE LATER!
881AFTER YOU HANG OUT WITH ME...
882LET'S MEET UP AT HER HOUSE!
883(It's a book labelled Monster History Part 6.) Read it Do not
884Unfortunately, monsters are not experienced with illness.
885However, when monsters are about to expire of age, they lie down, immobile.
886We call this state "Fallen Down."
887A person who has Fallen Down will soon perish.
888In a way, this confusing situation was all too familiar.
889(You decide not to read it.)
890(It's a book labelled Monster History Part 7.) Read it Do not
891When a human dies, its soul remains stable outside the body.
892Meanwhile, a monster's soul disappears near-instantly upon death.
893This allows monsters to absorb the souls of humans...
894While it is extremely difficult for humans to absorb a monster's soul.
895This is why they feared us.
896Though monsters are weak, with enough human souls...
897They could easily destroy all of mankind.
898(It's a book labelled Monster History Part 8.) Read it Do not
899There is one exception to the aforementioned rules:
900A certain type of monster, the "boss" monster.
901Due to its life cycle, it possesses an incredibly strong soul for a monster.
902This soul can remain stable after death, if only for a few moments.
903(All these books are labelled Human History.) Read one Do not
904(You look inside a book.)
905(It's a comic of a giant robot fighting a beautiful alien princess.)
906(This doesn't strike you as very accurate...)
907(You decide not to.)
908(You look inside a book.) (It's a comic book.)
909(Two scantily-clad chefs are flinging energy pancakes at each other.)
910(A hideous android is running to school with toast in its mouth.)
911(Seems like it's late.)
912(There's a piano here.) (Play it?) Yes No
913See that heart? That is your SOUL, the very culmination of your being!
914Your SOUL starts off weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of LV.
915What's LV stand for? Why, LOVE, of course!
916You want some LOVE, don't you?
917Don't worry, I'll share some with you!
918Down here, LOVE is shared through...
919Little white... "friendliness pellets."
920Are you ready?
921Move around! Get as many as you can!
922You idiot.
923In this world, it's kill or BE killed.
924Why would ANYONE pass up an opportunity like this!?
925Die.
926Hey buddy, you missed them.
927Let's try again, okay?
928Is this a joke? Are you braindead? RUN. INTO. THE. BULLETS!!!
929You know what's going on here, don't you?
930You just wanted to see me suffer.
931What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth...
932Ah, do not be afraid, my child.
933I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS.
934I pass through this place every day to see if anyone has fallen down.
935You are the first human to come here in a long time.
936I will do my best to ensure your protection during your time here.
937Come! I will guide you through the catacombs.
938Three gold for the ferry. Yes No
939Later, then.
940Hop on!
941(It's a switch.) Press it Don't
942sc
943sound1
944sound2
945alarm
946(The lasers were deactivated.)
947(The lasers were reactivated.)
948Ring...
949Um...
950I noticed you've been kind of quiet...
951Are you w-worried about meeting ASGORE...?
952...
953W-well, don't worry, okay?
954Th-the king is a really nice guy...
955I'm sure you can talk to him, and...
956W-with your human soul, you can pass through the barrier!
957S-so no worrying, OK? J-just forget about it and smile.
958hey buddy, what's up? wanna buy a hot dog?
959it's only 30G. Yes No
960instance_number
961here. have fun.
962here's another hot dog.
963it's on the house. well, no. it's on you.
964sorry, thirty is the limit on head-dogs.
965i'll be 'frank' with you.
966as much as i like putting hot dogs on your head...
967thirty is just an excessive number.
968twenty-nine, now that's fine, but thirty...
969does it look like my arms can reach that high?
970thanks, kid. here's your hot dog.
971thanks, kid. here's your 'dog.
972yeah. 'dog. apostrophe-dog. it's short for hot-dog.
973another h'dog? here you go...
974whoops, i'm actually out of hot dogs.
975here, you can have a hot cat instead.
976another dog, coming right up...
977...you really like hot animals, don't you?
978hey, i'm not judging.
979i'd be out of a job without folks like you.
980cool. here's that ''dog.
981apostrophe-apostrophe dog.
982it's short for apostrophe-dog.
983which is, in turn, short for...
984another one? okay.
985careful. if you eat too many hot dogs...
986you'll probably get huge like me.
987huge as in super- popular, i mean.
988i'm practically a hot-dog tycoon now.
989whoops, you don't have enough cash.
990you should get a job. i've heard being a sentry pays well.
991you're holding too much. ... guess i'll just put it on your head.
992yeah, you've gotta save your money for college and spiders.
993L-looks like you beat him!
994Y-you did a really great job out there.
995All thanks to you ...
996What? Oh no, I mean...
997You were the one doing everything cool!
998I just wrote some silly programs for your phone.
999...umm, h-hey, this might sound strange, but...
1000...c-can I tell you something?
1001...
1002B-before I met you, I d-didn't really...
1003I didn't really like myself very much.
1004For a long time, I f-felt like a total screw-up.
1005L-like I couldn't do a-anything w-without...
1006W-without ending up letting everyone down.
1007B-but...!
1008Guiding you has made me feel...
1009A lot better about myself.
1010So... thanks for letting me help you.
1011Uhhh, anyway, we're almost to the CORE.
1012It's just past MTT Resort.
1013Come on! Let's finish this!
1014EUREKA!!!
1015I'VE FIGURED OUT THE PUZZLE!!!
1016YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE HAVING FUN, THOUGH...
1017DO YOU ABSOLUTELY, DAPSOLUTELY WANT THE SOLUTION???
1018(Do you absolutely, dapsolutely want the answer?) Yes No
1019THE! SOLUTION! IS!
1020(PLEASE IMAGINE A DRUMROLL IN YOUR HEAD)
1021...THAT TREE OVER THERE HAS A SWITCH ON IT!
1022CHECK IT OUTIE!!!
1023WOW... YOU'RE TRULY A PUZZLE PASSIONEER!
1024I'M SO ENTHUSED BY YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!!
1025YOU CAN DO IT, HUMAN!!!
1026(There's a switch on the trunk of this tree.)
1027(Press it?) Yes No
1028fvic
1029OHO! THE HUMAN ARRIVES!
1030ARE YOU READY TO HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE?
1031I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE YOU TWO GREAT FRIENDS!
1032(Will you hang out?) Yes No
1033OKAY! STAND BEHIND ME!
1034HMMM... STILL GETTING READY?
1035TAKE YOUR TIME!
1036OKAY! ALL READIED-UP TO HANG OUT!?
1037TAKE YOUR TIME!
1038...
1039So why are YOU here?
1040To rub your victory in my face?
1041To humiliate me even further?
1042IS THAT IT? Yes No
1043Oh-ho-ho-ho.
1044Well, I've got news for you, BRAT.
1045You're on MY battlefield now.
1046And you AREN'T going to humiliate me.
1047I'll TELL you what's going to happen.
1048We're going to hang out.
1049We're going to have a good time.
1050We're going to become "friends."
1051You'll become so enamored with me...
1052YOU'LL be the one feeling humiliated for your actions!
1053Fuhuhuhuhu!!
1054It's the perfect revenge!!!
1055Err...
1056Why don't you have a seat?
1057Then why are you here?
1058...!
1059Wait, I get it.
1060You think that I'm gonna be friends with you, huh?
1061Right??? NEVER Yes with you
1062Really? How delightful!! I accept!
1063Let's all frolick in the fields of friendship!
1064...NOT!
1065Why would I EVER be friends with YOU!?
1066If you weren't my houseguest, I'd beat you up right now!
1067You're the enemy of everyone's hopes and dreams!
1068I WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND.
1069Now get out of my house!
1070WHAT?
1071First you parade into my house, then you INSULT me?
1072You little BRAT! I have half a mind to...
1073Wait.
1074I'll prove you WRONG.
1075We ARE going to be friends.
1076In fact...
1077We.
1078Are going to be BESTIES.
1079I'll make you like me so much...
1080Your WHOLE LIFE will revolve around me!!
1081FUHUHUHUHU!!!
1082Now, why don't you have a seat?
1083(Sit down and progress?) Yes No
1084That sugar's for the tea.
1085I'm not gonna give you a cup of sugar!
1086What do I look like, the ice-cream woman?
1087Do human ice-cream women TERRORIZE HUMANITY with ENERGY SPEARS?
1088Are their ice-cream songs a PRELUDE TO DESTRUCTION?
1089...what? REALLY?
1090That rules!!!
1091That's what I thought.
1092Envision these vegetables as your greatest enemy!
1093Now!! Pound them to dust with your fists!!
1094(How will you pound?) Strong Wimpy
1095(You punch the vegetables at full force. You knock over a tomato.)
1096scr_undface
1097YEAH! YEAH!
1098Our hearts are uniting against these healthy ingredients!
1099NOW IT'S MY TURN!
1100NGAHHH!
1101(You pet the vegetables in an affectionate manner.)
1102OH MY GOD!!! STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!!!
1103I'll show you how it's done!
1104...we add the noodles!
1105Homemade noodles are the best!
1106BUT I JUST BUY STORE-BRAND!
1107THEY'RE THE CHEAPEST!!!
1108NGAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!
1109Uhh, just put them in the pot.
1110(How will you put them in?) Fiercely Careful
1111(You throw everything into the pot as hard as you can, including the box.)
1112(It clanks against the empty bottom.)
1113YEAH!!! I'M INTO IT!!!
1114(You place the noodles in one at a time.)
1115(They clank against the empty bottom.)
1116Nice???
1117Humans suck, but their history... Kinda rules.
1118Case in point: This giant sword!
1119Historically, humans wielded swords up to 10x their size.
1120RIGHT? True False
1121Heh, I knew it!
1122When I first heard that, I immediately wanted one!
1123So me and Alphys built a giant sword together.
1124She figured out all the specs herself...
1125She's smart, huh!?
1126Pfft! You liar!
1127I've READ Alphys's human history book collection!
1128I know all about your giant swords...
1129Your colossal, alien-fighting robots...
1130Your supernatural princesses...
1131Heh! There's no way you're gonna fool me!!!
1132(Look inside the bone drawer?) Yes No
1133WHAT A SENSATIONAL OPPORTUNITY FOR A STORY!
1134I CAN SEE THE HEADLINE NOW:
1135"A DOG EXISTS SOMEWHERE."
1136FRANKLY, I'M BLOWN AWAY.
1137(REPORT THIS ONE?) Report Look More
1138eventchoice
1139THIS DOG... STILL EXISTS!
1140THIS STORY... JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!
1141(REPORT THIS ONE?) Report Look More
1142OH MY!!!!
1143...IT'S A COMPLETELY NONDESCRIPT GLASS OF WATER.
1144BUT ANYTHING CAN MAKE A GREAT STORY WITH ENOUGH SPIN!
1145I'M HONORED TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH A HUGE LUKEWARM WATER FAN, FOLKS!
1146OH NO!!! THAT MOVIE SCRIPT!!! HOW'D??? THAT GET THERE???
1147IT'S A SUPER-JUICY SNEAK PREVIEW OF MY LATEST GUARANTEED-NOT-TO-BOMB FILM:
1148METTATON THE MOVIE XXVIII... STARRING METTATON!
1149I'VE HEARD THAT LIKE THE OTHER FILMS...
1150IT CONSISTS MOSTLY OF A SINGLE FOUR-HOUR SHOT OF ROSE PETALS SHOWERING ON MY RECLINING BODY.
1151OOH!!! BUT THAT'S!!! NOT CONFIRMED!!
1152YOU WOULDN'T (COUGH) SPOIL MY MOVIE FOR EVERYONE WITH A PROMOTIONAL STORY, WOULD YOU?
1153PHEW!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!! YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A BUNCH OF FREE ADVERTISEMENT!!
1154OH! YOU'RE BACK!
1155THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! IT SEEMS NO ONE CAN RESIST THE ALLURE OF MY NEW FILM!
1156BASKETBALL'S A BLAST, ISN'T IT, DARLING?
1157TOO BAD YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THESE BALLS.
1158THEY'RE MTT-BRAND FASHION BASKETBALLS. FOR WEARING, NOT PLAYING.
1159YOU CAN'T GET RICH AND FAMOUS LIKE MOI WITHOUT BEAUTIFYING A FEW ORBS.
1160IT SEEMS OUR REPORTER IS DRAWN TO SPORTS LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAMING BASKETBALL HOOP.
1161OH MY! IT'S A PRESENT! AND IT'S ADDRESSED TO YOU, DARLING!
1162AREN'T YOU JUST BURSTING WITH EXCITEMENT?
1163WHAT COULD BE INSIDE? WELL, NO TIME LIKE THE "PRESENT" TO FIND OUT!
1164READY FOR YOUR... PRESENTATION?
1165(... LET'S CUT THAT ONE IN POST.)
1166OOH LA LA! THIS VIDEO GAME YOU FOUND... IS DYNAMITE!!!
1167THOUGH I DON'T MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN IT UNTIL THREE-FOURTHS IN.
1168BUT I LIKE THAT.
1169APPEARING FROM THE HEAVENS LIKE MANNA, SLAKING THE AUDIENCE'S HUNGER FOR GORGEOUS ROBOTS...
1170OOH! THAT'S METTATON!
1171AH, YOU UNDERSTAND.
1172THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU SHOULD CHECK EVERYTHING TWICE.
1173Buy a Spider Cider for 9999G? Yes No
1174Buy a Spider Donut for 9999G? Yes No
1175Ribbit, ribbit. (I have heard you are quite merciful, for a human...)
1176(Surely you know by now a monster wears a YELLOW name when you can SPARE it.)
1177(What do you think of that?) Very It's Helpful Bad
1178(It is rather helpful.) (Remember, sparing is just saying you won't fight.)
1179(Maybe one day, you'll have to do it even if their name isn't yellow.)
1180(Really? Then, I'll tell all of my friends to tell their friends' friends...)
1181(Never use yellow names.) (How about that?)
1182Keep No more Yellow Yellow Names Names
1183(OK, they will still use yellow names.)
1184(OK, I will let them know not to use yellow names.)
1185Ribbit, ribbit. (How are you doing without yellow names?)
1186Bring It's Them great Back
1187(Glad to hear it.) (Though, I do not know why you dislike yellow.)
1188(You had better hope you do not encounter a banana-themed monster.)
1189(Huh? It's rather inconvenient that you changed your mind like this.)
1190(Since I told everyone not to use yellow names, everyone threw theirs out.)
1191(This is really troubling...) (Hmmm...)
1192(Well, last year it was fashionable to have pink names.)
1193(I think everyone still has those in their closets somewhere...)
1194(I'll ask everyone to look.) (But this is the last time!)
1195Ribbit, ribbit... (I hope you're satisfied.)
1196NAPSTABLOOK22 has sent you a friend request.
1197Accept the request? Accept Reject
1198(It seems to have already rejected itself...)
1199METTATON has sent you a Mortal Enemy request.
1200Congratulations! You are now Mortal Enemies with Mettaton.
1201COOLSKELETON95 has posted a comment on this change.
1202CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO! WISH YOU A LONG AND HORRIBLE RIVALRY.
1203You rejected the request.
1204METTATON has sent you an invitation to "Die."
1205RSVP? Respond Ignore
1206Bepis valley Granola Bars
1207hey. i heard you're going to the core.
1208how about grabbing some dinner with me first? Yeah I'm busy
1209great, thanks for treating me.
1210well, have fun in there.
1211This is the barrier.
1212This is what keeps us all trapped underground.
1213If...
1214If by chance you have any unfinished business...
1215Please do what you must.
1216Continue Go Back
1217...... I see...
1218This is it, then.
1219I see.
1220Anything you want to do is important enough.
1221Even something as small as reading a book, or taking a walk...
1222Please take your time.
1223Oh... Back so soon?
1224How are you feeling?
1225Ready Go Back
1226Do what you have to.
1227Tra la la. I am the riverman.
1228Or am I the riverwoman...? It doesn't really matter.
1229I love to ride in my boat. Would you care to join me?
1230(Ride in the boat?) Yes No
1231Tra la la. Care for a ride?
1232Where will we go today? Error Error
1233Where will we go today? Snowdin Waterfall
1234Where will we go today? Snowdin Hotland
1235Where will we go today? Waterfall Hotland
1236Then perhaps another time. Or perhaps not. It doesn't really matter.
1237Then we're off...
1238(There's a switch on the wall.)
1239(The switch doesn't do anything.)
1240(Seems like a comfortable bed.)
1241(Lie on it?) Yes No
1242(It's just a regular suspicious bed now.)
1243(It's a yellow key.) (You put it on your keychain.)
1244(There's something under the sheets.)
1245(Check it out?) Yes No
1246(The power has been turned on.)
1247(It seems like this controls the elevator's power.)
1248(Turn it on?) Yes No
1249I always was a crybaby, wasn't I,
1250charname
1251...I know.
1252You're not actually
1253, are you?
1254's been gone for a long time.
1255Um... what...
1256What IS your name?
1257"Frisk?"
1258That's...
1259A nice name.
1260Frisk...
1261I haven't felt like this for a long time.
1262As a flower, I was soulless.
1263I lacked the power to love other people.
1264However, with everyone's souls inside me...
1265I not only have my own compassion back...
1266But I can feel every other monster's as well.
1267They all care about each other so much.
1268And... they care about you too, Frisk.
1269I wish I could tell you how everyone feels about you.
1270Papyrus... Sans... Undyne... Alphys...
1271...Toriel.
1272Monsters are weird.
1273Even though they barely know you...
1274It feels like they all really love you.
1275Haha.
1276Frisk... I... I understand if you can't forgive me.
1277I understand if you hate me.
1278I acted so strange and horrible.
1279I hurt you.
1280I hurt so many people.
1281Friends, family, bystanders...
1282There's no excuse for what I've done.
1283Forgive Do not
1284Wh... what?
1285...Frisk, come on.
1286You're... You're gonna make me cry again.
1287...besides, even if you do forgive me...
1288...right.
1289I understand.
1290I just hope that...
1291I can make up for it a little right now.
1292I can't keep these souls inside of me.
1293The least I can do is return them.
1294But first...
1295There's something I have to do.
1296Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts beating as one.
1297They're all burning with the same desire.
1298With everyone's power... With everyone's determination...
1299It's time for monsters...
1300To finally go free.
1301I have to go now.
1302Without the power of everyone's souls...
1303I can't keep maintaining this form.
1304In a little while...
1305I'll turn back into a flower.
1306I'll stop being "myself."
1307I'll stop being able to feel love again.
1308So... Frisk.
1309It's best if you just forget about me, OK?
1310Just go be with the people who love you.
1311Comfort him Do not
1312So, Alphys...
1313What do you want to do now that we're all free?
1314We have the whole world to explore now.
1315scr_alface
1316W-well, of course I'm going to go out and...
1317Um...
1318No, I should be honest!!
1319I'm gonna stay inside and watch anime like a total loser!
1320THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
1321EVERYONE!!! A CELEBRATION!!! TO BEING LOSERS!!
1322Heh. Papyrus has the right idea.
1323Losing to Frisk is the best thing to ever happen to me.
1324So I'm glad that we...
1325Huh? What is it, Asgore?
1326scr_asgface
1327Um... what's an...
1328...anime?
1329(Oh My God?)
1330(Frisk. Please.)
1331(Help me explain what anime is to Asgore.)
1332Y-you see, it's like a cartoon, but...
1333With With Sword's Gun's
1334So it's like a cartoon... But with swords?
1335So it's like a cartoon... But with guns?
1336Golly! That sounds neato!
1337Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.
1338H-hold on, uh... I think I have some on my phone.
1339Here, l-look at this!
1340...
1341...Oh, uh...
1342Um... that's the... That's the wrong...
1343Uh, nevermind.
1344Golly. Were those two robots...
1345...kissing?
1346Boy! Technology sure is something, isn't it?
1347Eheheh... yeah! It sure is!
1348Psst... F-Frisk.
1349Um, you've gotta tell me.
1350D... do you think Asgore and Toriel are...?
1351Uh, ever gonna get back together?
1352Yeah Nope
1353Error...
1354Y-yeah!!! Yeah, that's what I hope, too.
1355Just think about how cute they must have been together.
1356It's quickly becoming my number one ship of all time.
1357Tori and Gorey...
1358My... My old boss and his ex-wife.
1359...uh, that sounds a lot less cool all of a sudden.
1360...yeah, that's what I thought.
1361A woman can dream though, right?
1362And write fanfiction.
1363A LOT of fanfiction.
1364Frisk! I just realized!
1365Now that we aren't fighting each other...
1366I can finally ask you...
1367"Would you like a cup of tea?"
1368Would you like a cup of tea?
1369Yes No
1370Oh! Well!
1371Actually, the cup I had is cold now.
1372So you shouldn't have it.
1373But, I am so happy you said yes.
1374As soon as I can, I will make some more for you.
1375Then we can be great pals.
1376Oh...
1377Okay.
1378Frisk! Stop! You're breaking his big burly heart!
1379Um, it's OK, Undyne.
1380My heart's already broken.
1381ASGORE! STOP! YOU'RE BREAKING MY BIG BURLY HEART!
1382Y-yeah, Asgore. Don't break Undyne's heart.
1383That's my job.
1384OH MY GOD! YOU'RE GOING BACK IN THE TRASH!!!
1385CAN I GO IN THE TRASH TOO?
1386Sure, Papyrus.
1387guess i have to go in the trash too.
1388scr_torface
1389Oh, may I enter the trash as well?
1390Uh, okay?
1391Am I invited to the trash?
1392SURE!!! WHY NOT!!!
1393On second thought, do not put me in the trash.
1394Oh...
1395OH MY GOD!!!
1396(If you leave here, your adventure will really be over.)
1397(Your friends will follow you out of the underground.)
1398Don't I'm leave ready
1399Oh my...
1400Isn't it beautiful, everyone?
1401Wow... it's e-even better than on TV.
1402WAY better! Better than I ever imagined!
1403Frisk, you LIVE with this!?
1404The sunlight is so nice... and the air is so fresh!
1405I really feel alive!
1406HEY SANS...
1407WHAT'S THAT GIANT BALL?
1408we call that "the sun," my friend.
1409THAT'S THE SUN!? WOWIE!!!
1410I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY MEETING THE SUN!!!
1411I could stand here and watch this for hours...
1412Yes, it is beautiful, is it not?
1413But we should really think about what comes next.
1414Oh, right.
1415Everyone...
1416This is the beginning of a bright new future.
1417An era of peace between humans and monsters.
1418Frisk...
1419I have something to ask of you.
1420Will you act as our ambassador to the humans?
1421(Be the ambassador?) Yes No
1422WOWi, Nice error.
1423YEAH! FRISK WILL BE THE BEST AMBASSADOR!
1424AND I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
1425WILL BE THE BEST MASCOT!
1426I'LL GO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION!
1427IT'S OK FRISK! I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
1428IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE AMBASSADOR...
1429I CAN DO IT FOR YOU!!!
1430Frisk...
1431You came from this world, right...?
1432So you must have a place to return to, do you not?
1433What will you do now?
1434I want I have to stay places with you to go
1435(The door has no mail slot.)
1436(Slide the letter under?) Slide NO!!!!
1437(You slide the letter under the door and give it a knock.)
1438myinteract
1439(You'll keep the letter warm for a little longer.)
1440(It's a note from Alphys.)
1441(Read it...?) Read Do not
1442(It's hard to read because of the handwriting, but you try your best...)
1443Hey.
1444Thanks for your help back there.
1445You guys... Your support really means a lot to me.
1446But... As difficult as it is to say this...
1447You guys alone can't magically make my own problems go away.
1448I want to be a better person.
1449I don't want to be afraid anymore.
1450And for that to happen, I have to be able to face my own mistakes.
1451I'm going to start doing that now.
1452I want to be clear.
1453This isn't anyone else's problem but mine.
1454But if you don't ever hear from me again...
1455If you want to know "the truth."
1456Enter the door to the north of this note.
1457You all at least deserve to know what I did.
1458(That's all she wrote.)
1459(Buy chips for 25G?) Buy No
1460(There were no chips left in the machine.)
1461(The vending machine dispensed some chisps.)
1462(You didn't have enough gold.)
1463(You are carrying too many items.)
1464ini_read_real
1465bs
1466Cinnamon or butterscotch?
1467...wait. Do not tell me.
1468It is ERROR MESSAGE! Yes No
1469Is it Butterscotch? Yes No
1470Is it Cinnamon? Yes No
1471Hee hee hee. I had a feeling.
1472When humans fall down here, strangely... I...
1473I often feel like I already know them.
1474Truthfully, when I first saw you, I felt...
1475...like I was seeing an old friend for the first time.
1476Strange, is it not?
1477Well, thank you for your selection.
1478Oh... I see.
1479Well, thank you. Goodbye for now.
1480(Seems like you could skip Mettaton's monologue by turning him around now.)
1481(What will you do?) Skip Hear again
1482(You told Mettaton there was something cool behind him.)
1483though...
1484one thing about you always struck me as kinda odd.
1485now, i understand acting in self-defense.
1486you were thrown into those situations against your will.
1487but...
1488sometimes...
1489you act like you know what's gonna happen.
1490like you've already experienced it all before.
1491this is an odd thing to say, but...
1492if you have some sort of special power...
1493isn't it your responsibility to do the right thing?
1494Yes No
1495ah.
1496i see.
1497...
1498heh.
1499well, that's your viewpoint.
1500i won't judge you for it.
1501(Ring...)
1502Hey!
1503This um, doesn't have anything to do with guiding you... but...
1504Uhh, hey, would you want to watch a human TV show together???
1505Sometime???
1506It's called, um, M...Mew Mew Kissy Cutie...
1507Sure! ...no...
1508R-really!?
1509It's so good! It's um, my favorite show!
1510It's all about this human girl named Mew Mew who has cat ears!
1511Which humans don't have! S-so she's all sensitive about them!
1512But like... Eventually!
1513She realizes that her ears don't matter!
1514That her friends like her despite the ears!
1515It's really moving!
1516Whoops, spoilers
1517Also, this sounds weird, but she has the power!
1518To control the minds of anyone she kisses!
1519She kisses people and controls them to fix her problems!!
1520They don't remember anything after the kiss I mean!!
1521BUT IF SHE MISSES THE KISS!!! THEN!!
1522Then, uh, and, uh, also I mean, of course
1523Eventually, she realizes that controlling people
1524OKAY WELL I almost spoiled the whole show, but
1525Uhhh, I think you'd really like it!!!
1526We should watch it! After you get through all this!
1527(Click...)
1528Um! Well! That's okay!
1529Just thought I'd!! Ask!!!
1530B-but I think you'd really like it!!
1531If you gave it a chance!!
1532Did y'hear!? You're back!
1533I'll tell you a big secret.
1534I'm starting a band, y'hear?
1535It's called the Red Hot Chibi Peppers.
1536All I've thought of is the name.
1537And I don't, play... Instruments, or sing.
1538Well! Do you think we'll be popular!!!
1539Yeah No
1540Yeah, me too...
1541(It's a lamp.)
1542(There's no lightbulb.) (A flashlight is stuck in the bulb socket.)
1543(The flashlight is out of batteries.)
1544sprite_index
1545Hey, hey! Did you remember my name?
1546(Did you?) Yes No
1547Wh-WHAT!? You REMEMBER!?
1548How could I be so easily defeateeeeeeeeed!?
1549Wh-WHAT!? You DON'T REMEMBER!?
1550(It's a small white dog.) (It's fast asleep...)
1551(Fight the dog?) Yes No
1552(Can't fight the dog.)
1553(Seems like the fabric it's sleeping on has too many holes in it.)
1554(Seems like the dog needs to "patch" the fabric.)
1555(Then you can fight the dog.) (... maybe.)
1556(Let sleeping dogs lie, instead of fighting them.) (That's how the saying goes.)
1557(Knock knock).
1558Oooooaaah ! Room service !
1559Got my "Sea Tea" ? Yes No
1560Room service never came . (Sigh ...)
1561Thanks a million .
1562(No response.)
1563scr_itemremove
1564removed
1565(You pour the Sea Tea under the door.)
1566HUH !?!?!?!? That's just the way I want ! Here's a tip .
1567(You got 99G.)
1568...No you don't .
1569Then ...!?
1570Got my "Cinnamon Bun" ? Yes No
1571Thanks a trillion .
1572(You flatten the Cinnamon Bun until it's paper thin.) (You slide it under the door.)
1573(You hear shuffling.)
1574(Seems like you could put something under the door.)
1575Put No Put
1576(...)
1577(But you didn't have anything appealing.)
1578type
1579(You put a Hot Dog in front of the door.)
1580(A white paw shoots out from under the door.)
1581(It tries to pull the Hot Dog into its room...)
1582(But it keeps pressing down too hard, and the hot dog keeps spinning away.)
1583(It finally succeeds.)
1584(You hear the grinding of stone.)
1585(A single hushpuppy slides out from under the door.)
1586(You got Hush Puppy.)
1587(You put a Hot Cat in front of the door.)
1588(You hear growling...)
1589(You put a Dog Salad in front of the door.) (It slides underneath.)
1590(The Dog Salad was absorbed by the darkness.)
1591(You put a Dog Residue in front of the door.)
1592(It slides underneath the door, as if pulled by a magnet.)
1593(ZOMMM!!!) (It shoots back out at a high speed!)
1594(Two Dog Residues slowly slide back out from underneath the door.)
1595Yes, we know. The elevator to the city is NOT working.
1596Because of this incident, rooms are running at a special rate!
1597200G a room. Interested? Stay Do not
1598Did you enjoy your stay?
1599What? Room... Key?
1600No, we don't do that.
1601If you leave your room, you'll have to pay again.
1602Fabulous! We'll escort you to your room!
1603...that's not enough money.
1604Do let us know if you change your mind. Have a sparkular day!
1605...MY ONE TRUE LOVE?
1606(YOU LOOK BORED, DARLING.)
1607(I WANT THIS TO BE A STELLAR PERFORMANCE, SO IF YOU WON'T GIVE IT YOUR ALL...)
1608(THEN I'LL SKIP AHEAD FOR THE AUDIENCE'S SAKE.)
1609(Perform?) Yeah Skip this
1610(UNDERSTOOD.) (LET'S KNOCK 'EM DEAD!)
1611(KA-SIGH...) (THE SHOW MUST GO ON!)
1612Interesting.
1613You want to go back.
1614You want to go back to the world you destroyed.
1615It was you who pushed everything to its edge.
1616It was you who led the world to its destruction.
1617But you cannot accept it.
1618You think you are above consequences. Yes No
1619Exactly.
1620Then what are you looking for?
1621Perhaps.
1622We can reach a compromise.
1623You still have something I want.
1624Give it to me.
1625And I will bring this world back.
1626Then it is agreed.
1627You will give me your SOUL. Yes No
1628Then stay here for all eternity.
1629Then, it is done.
1630hey.
1631is your refrigerator running?
1632yes no
1633nice. i'll be over to deposit the brewskis.
1634ok, i'll send someone over to fix it.
1635thanks for letting me know.
1636good communication is important.
1637Error
1638Struggle
1639Undyne
1640(Saved)
1641Alphys
1642(Saved)
1643Papyrus Sans
1644(Saved) (Saved)
1645Toriel Asgore
1646(Saved) (Saved)
1647Someone else
1648Asriel Dreemurr
1649Dialing...
1650This is TORIEL.
1651You only wanted to say hello...? Well then.
1652'Hello!'
1653I hope that suffices. Hee hee.
1654You want to say hello again?
1655'Salutations!'
1656Is that enough?
1657Are you bored? I should have given a book to you.
1658My apologies.
1659Why not use your imagination to divert yourself?
1660Pretend you are... A monarch!
1661Rule over the leaf pile with a fist of iron.
1662Can you do that for me?
1663Hello, my child.
1664Sorry, I do not have much to say.
1665It was nice to hear your voice, though.
1666This is TORIEL.
1667Help with a puzzle...?
1668Um, you have not left the room, have you?
1669Wait patiently for me and we can solve it together!
1670You want to know more about me?
1671Well, I am afraid there is not much to say.
1672I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!
1673Huh? Did you just call me... "Mom"?
1674Well... I suppose...
1675Would that make you happy?
1676To call me... "Mother?"
1677Well then, call me whatever you like!
1678...huh???
1679Oh, heh.. heh... Ha ha ha!
1680How adorable... I could pinch your cheek!
1681You can certainly find better than an old woman like me.
1682Oh dear, are you serious...?
1683I do not know if this is pathetic, or endearing.
1684And after you said you want to call me "mother..."
1685You are an... ... "interesting" child.
1686Dialing...
1687...
1688But nobody came.
1689Nobody picked up.
1690The ringing is coming from inside your inventory.
1691faceemotion
1692Dialing...
1693Hey, you silly child.
1694If you want to talk to me, I am right here.
1695(Somewhere, signals deflected by a dog.)
1696scr_papcall
1697(No response.) (Their phone might be out of batteries.)
1698scr_torcall
1699(The box is aclog with the the hair of a dog.)
1700Welcome to your new home, innocent one.
1701Allow me to educate you in the operation of the RUINS.
1702faceplate
1703You can certainly find better than an old woman like me.
1704You encountered the Dummy.
1705Froggit attacks you!
1706Froggit hopped close!
1707Whimsun approached meekly!
1708Froggit and Whimsun drew near!
1709Moldsmal blocked the way!
1710frisk
1711room_goto_next
1712allow
1713l_char
1714Is this name correct?
1715spec_m
1716hasname
1717A name has already been chosen.
1718You must choose a name.
1719aaaaaa
1720Not very creative...?
1721asgore
1722You cannot.
1723toriel
1724I think you should think of your own name, my child.
1725sans
1726nope.
1727undyne
1728Get your OWN name!
1729flowey
1730I already CHOSE that name.
1731chara
1732The true name.
1733alphys
1734D-don't do that.
1735alphy
1736Uh.... OK?
1737papyru
1738I'LL ALLOW IT!!!!
1739napsta
1740blooky
1741............ (They're powerless to stop you.)
1742That's a little on- the-nose, isn't it...?
1743asriel
1744...
1745WARNING: This name will make your life hell. Proceed anyway?
1746catty
1747Bratty! Bratty! That's MY name!
1748bratty
1749Like, OK I guess.
1750MTT
1751metta
1752mett
1753OOOOH!!! ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?
1754gerson
1755Wah ha ha! Why not?
1756shyren
1757...?
1758aaron
1759Is this name correct? ; )
1760temmie
1761hOI!
1762woshua
1763Clean name.
1764jerry
1765Jerry.
1766bpants
1767You are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
1768gaster
1769game_restart
1770Name the fallen human.
1771If you are reading this, I messed up somehow.
1772Error!
1773You ate the Monster Candy.
1774Very un-licorice-like.
1775...tastes like licorice.
1776You hit the Croquet Roll into your mouth.
1777You ate the Croquet Roll.
1778You threw the stick. But nothing happened.
1779You threw the stick and the dogs ran to get it. You played fetch for a while.
1780You threw the stick and the dog ran to get it. You played fetch for a while.
1781You throw the stick. Papyrus brings it back in his mouth.
1782You raise the stick. Madjick mistakes it for a magic wand.
1783curtype
1784You throw the stick. Mettaton catches it in his mouth and winks.
1785You threw the stick away. Then picked it back up.
1786You re-applied the bandage.
1787Still kind of gooey.
1788You ate the Rock Candy.
1789You ate the Pumpkin Rings.
1790You ate the Spider Donut.
1791Don't worry, Spider didn't.
1792You ate the Stoic Onion.
1793You didn't cry...
1794You ate the Ghost Fruit.
1795You drank the Spider Cider.
1796You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
1797You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
1798The smell reminded ASGORE of something...
1799ASGORE's ATTACK down! ASGORE's DEFENSE down!
1800The smell reminded the Lost Souls of something...!
1801You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
1802You equipped the ribbon.
1803You equipped Toy Knife.
1804You equipped Tough Glove.
1805You equipped Manly Bandanna.
1806You ate the Snowman Piece.
1807You're just great!
1808You look nice today!
1809Are those claws natural?
1810You're super spiffy!
1811Have a wonderful day!
1812Is this as sweet as you?
1813(An illustration of a hug.)
1814Love yourself! I love you!
1815Mmm! Tastes like puppies.
1816You eat one half of the Bisicle.
1817You eat the Unisicle.
1818You eat the Cinnamon Bunny.
1819You eat the Temmie Flakes.
1820You eat the quiche.
1821You equipped the Old Tutu.
1822You equipped Ballet Shoes.
1823OOOORAAAAA!!! You rip up the punch card!
1824Your hands are burning! AT increased by
1825But nothing happened.
1826You deployed the dog.
1827You eat the Dog Salad.
1828Oh. Tastes yappy...
1829Oh. Fried tennis ball...
1830Oh. There are bones...
1831It's literally garbage???
1832grt
1833The rest of your inventory filled up with Dog Residue.
1834You finished using it.
1835An uneasy atmosphere fills the room.
1836You used the Dog Residue.
1837You eat the Astronaut Food.
1838You eat the Instant Noodles.
1839They're better dry.
1840nood
1841You eat the Crab Apple.
1842You eat the Hot Dog...?
1843You eat the Hot Cat.
1844You eat the Glamburger.
1845You eat the Glamburger. The audience loves the brand.
1846You drink the Sea Tea.
1847But SPEED restricted by web.
1848Your SPEED boosts!
1849You drink the Starfait.
1850You eat the Starfait. The audience loves the brand.
1851You eat the Legendary Hero.
1852ATTACK increased by 4!
1853You equipped the glasses.
1854You equipped the Torn Notebook.
1855You equipped the apron.
1856You equipped the Burnt Pan.
1857You equipped the Cowboy Hat.
1858You equipped the Empty Gun.
1859You equipped the locket.
1860You equipped the dagger.
1861About time.
1862Right where it belongs.
1863You consume the Bad Memory. Your HP was maxed out.
1864You consume the Bad Memory. You lost 1HP.
1865Through DETERMINATION, the dream became true.
1866The dream came true!
1867You tried to open the letter, but...
1868It's been shut so tightly, you'd need a chainsaw in order to open it.
1869(Maybe if you check the lab door, you can slide it underneath...)
1870OH MY GOD!!! I'M GONNA FREAKIN' KILL YOU!!
1871You eat the Popato Chisps.
1872You eat the Junk Food.
1873You eat the Junk Food. The audience is disgusted.
1874You used the Mystery Key. But nothing happened.
1875You used the Mystery Key. The door's lock clicks...
1876...as you fail to fit the key into it.
1877You used the Mystery Key. Mettaton pretends it isn't there.
1878You used the Mystery Key. The red house's door was unlocked.
1879The key disappeared.
1880You ate the Face Steak.
1881You ate the Face Steak. The audience goes nuts.
1882You eat the Hush Puppy. Dog-magic is neutralized.
1883You eat the Hush Puppy.
1884You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed. Almost.
1885You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
1886You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
1887You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
1888You donned the Temmie Armor.
1889Ring... Ring...
1890(There's no response...)
1891HMMMM... THE STRANGE DOOR IN THE WOODS.
1892ACTUALLY, MY BROTHER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME HERE.
1893WHAT'S HE DOING...?
1894I'VE GOT TO KEEP HIM ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW!!!
1895ARE YOU STILL AROUND THAT DOOR?
1896OH NO!!! MY BROTHER'S A BAD INFLUENCE!!!
1897THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PATROL...
1898BUT, EVERY TIME I SHOW UP, HE'S SLACKING OFF.
1899IT'S A GOOD THING I SPOTTED YOU FIRST!
1900I'M SURE HE WOULD HAVE MADE A WEIRD FIRST IMPRESSION.
1901IF HE'S NOT AROUND, HE WON'T COME BACK...
1902THAT'S JUST THE WAY HE FUNCTIONS.
1903WHAT??? ARE YOU LOST???
1904HMMM... YOU SHOULD TRY CALLING SOMEONE FOR HELP!
1905HUH??? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME??
1906IT'S TOO COLD TO SWIM IN THE RIVER.
1907UNLESS YOU HAVE A WATERPROOF SWEATER!
1908IT'S JUST A RIVER.
1909NYEH HEH HEH!! IMPRESSED!?!
1910NOT ONLY AM I GREAT AT PUZZLES...
1911BUT I'M ALSO AN ESTEEMED ARCHITECT!!!
1912MY BROTHER HELPED ME FIND THE BOX!
1913THE STATION OF DOGGO.
1914HE HAS THE AMAZING POWER TO SEE THINGS WHEN THEY MOVE.
1915OKAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT AN AMAZING POWER.
1916DOGGO'S NOT HOME.
1917CAREFUL!! THE ICE IS SLPPERY.
1918BUT IF YOU SLIDE ON THE ICE, NO ONE WILL ATTACK YOU.
1919NO ONE WANTS TO PRATFALL DURING A COOL TECHNIQUE.
1920I'M COLD OUT OF THINGS TO SAY.
1921IT MUST BE TOUGH BEING A SNOWMAN.
1922TRY TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE MADE OF STRANGE MATERIALS.
1923IS THAT SNOWMAN STILL THERE?
1924OH HO! THE ELECTRIC MAZE! THAT SURE WAS FUN!
1925EXCEPT FOR WHEN I GOT SHOCKED.
1926DISAPPOINTING, BUT I TURNED OFF THE ELECTRICITY.
1927THE FAMOUS SNOWDIN SNOWBALL GAME.
1928FASTER COMPLETION GIVES DIFFERENT PRIZES.
1929WHERE DOES THE MONEY COME FROM?
1930THE SNOWBALL TAX, OF COURSE!!
1931WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A SNOWBALL TAX?
1932THE SURFACE WORLD MUST BE PARADISE...
1933THE STATION OF THE MARRIED DOGS...
1934HMMM. DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT DOING THAT SOMEDAY?
1935MARRYING A DOG?
1936NAH... THAT'S WEIRD.
1937THERE ARE WAY BETTER ANIMALS TO MARRY.
1938LIKE SKELETONS!!!
1939HMM... CROSSWORD. I GUESS IT'S AN APT NAME.
1940THOSE WORDS MAKE ME CROSS!!!
1941ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THAT WORD SEARCH?
1942AH, THE SPAGHETTI TRAP ROOM...
1943ERROR????
1944I STILL HAVE TO GO VISIT IT...
1945THE SPAGHETTI YOU LEFT ME IS STILL THERE!!!
1946WELL, I GUESS IT'S NOT MUCH OF A TRAP ANYMORE...
1947SINCE YOU ATE THE WHOLE THING, RIGHT!?
1948NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF SPAGH...
1949THIS ROOM IS NORMALLY BLOCKED BY THOSE SPIKES.
1950BUT WE'RE THINKING OF GETTING RID OF THEM...
1951THE KING RELEASED A MANDATE ON PUZZLES RECENTLY.
1952HE THINKS SPIKES ARE INEFFECTIVE AND HAZARDOUS TO KIDS.
1953BUT I THINK HE'S WRONG!!!
1954KIDS LOVE DEADLY SPIKES!!!
1955IF YOU KNOW ANY KIDS, YOU SHOULD ASK THEM!!!
1956HMMM... THE SOLUTION TO THIS ONE...?
1957I ACTUALLY JUST STEPPED OVER THE SPIKES.
1958SO THE SOLUTION IS TO BE VERY TALL AND HANDSOME.
1959I'M SOLVING IT AS WE SPEAK...
1960OH-HO!!! THIS PUZZLE!
1961YOU FIGURED IT OUT SO EASILY!!
1962THAT WAS VERY PAPYRUS OF YOU.
1963TALKING ON THE PHONE... HOW PAPYRUS OF YOU.
1964OH-HO!!! THE PUZZLE THAT DR. ALPHYS MADE!
1965I HAD TO ASK UNDYNE TO ASK HER TO MAKE ONE.
1966I ONLY FOLLOW HER ONLINE...
1967I'M NOT REALLY FRIENDS WITH HER...
1968YET!!!!
1969SOMEDAY I'LL IMPRESS HER WITH MY HUGE BICEPS...
1970THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!
1971THE STATION OF LESSERDOG.
1972THIS DOG LOVES TO BE PET.
1973THAT'S ITS DEFINING PERSONALITY TRAIT.
1974WAIT, WHY ARE THEY A ROYAL GUARD AND NOT ME!?
1975I LOVE TO BE PET TOO!!!
1976SIGH... IT'S ALL JUST A PUPULARITY CONTEST.
1977WE WERE GETTING BORED WAITING FOR YOU...
1978SO I BUILT A SNOW-PAPYRUS!
1979AND SANS... DID HIS THING.
1980ACTUALLY, IT'S ONE OF HIS BETTER LUMPS.
1981I ALWAYS JUMP OVER THE GAP INSTEAD OF SOLVING THE PUZZLE.
1982SANS NEVER SOLVES IT EITHER.
1983HE ALWAYS JUST... UM...
1984GETS ACROSS.
1985I THINK HE HAS A SHORTCUT OR SOMETHING.
1986GYFTROT LIVES NEAR THERE. THEY LIKE GIFTS.
1987DON'T WORRY IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD SOMETHING NICE.
1988IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
1989SO IMAGINE YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY...
1990DID YOU MEET GYFTROT?
1991MY SIGNAL IS GETTING WEAK.
1992LOOKS LIKE THE PHONE WON'T WORK PAST HERE.
1993SO THERE'S NO REASON TO GO FURTHER.
1994HELLO.
1995THE STATION OF GREATERDOG.
1996HE LOOKS A BIT LIKE A CERTAIN DOG I DON'T LIKE.
1997BUT GREATERDOG DOESN'T COLLECT ANYTHING.
1998HE'S ONLY A KLEPTOMANIAC FOR AFFECTION!
1999HE'S AMASSED A LARGE COLLECTION OF HUGS AND PETS.
2000THIS BRIDGE LOOKS DANGEROUS, BUT IT'S VERY STABLE.
2001IN FACT, IT'S JUST A ROCK FORMATION I PAINTED OVER.
2002I THINK IT LOOKS MORE DRAMATIC THAT WAY.
2003I ADDED THE ROPE, TOO.
2004SNOWDIN... HOME OF PAPYRUS!
2005THAT'S THE SLOGAN, RIGHT???
2006I'M PETITIONING TO CHANGE THE SLOGAN.
2007THAT FURRY PERSON THROWS ICE ALL DAY.
2008NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT GOES.
2009NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT GOES.
2010Hey, I know! Alphys told me...
2011It goes to Hotland to cool down the CORE!
2012WOW, UNDYNE!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED NERDY STUFF!
2013JUST STRENGTH AND FIGHTING...
2014Are you kidding!? Why wouldn't I!?
2015The brain's the biggest muscle of all!!!
2016HYPNOTIZING, ISN'T IT???
2017THE INN'S A GREAT PLACE TO STAY.
2018THE LADY WHO RUNS IT IS REALLY NICE.
2019SHE ALWAYS GIVES ME A LOLLIPOP AND A PAT ON THE HEAD.
2020WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?
2021ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A RESERVATION???
2022Hey, I always stay there when I come to Snowdin!
2023I used to stay at Papyrus's, but...
2024His couch is like, lumpy and jangly?
2025And his brother kept making 100's of midnight snacks.
2026And Papyrus himself doesn't??? Know how to sleep?
2027Yeah, just sleep here.
2028GRILLBY'S... IT'S DARK AND FULL OF GREASE.
2029PURGATORY OF FRIES... HAMBURGER ABYSS...
2030ANYWAY, MY BROTHER PRACTICALLY LIVES HERE.
2031I'M NOT COMING TO GRILLBY'S.
2032GRILLBY'S? WE'RE TOO REFINED FOR THAT GREASEHOLE.
2033WOAH, if you go, you HAVE to try the cheese fries.
2034They're AMAZINGLY bad for you!!
2035Oh, sorry, Papyrus, were you saying something?
2036JUST MONOLOGUING ABOUT MY LOVE FOR GREASE!!!
2037OUR FEELINGS FOR GREASE RUN DEEP LIKE A RIVER.
2038Grease, I...
2039I... ...
2040I want you in all my food!!!
2041I LOVE THE LIBRARY. THE BOOKS ARE ALL ARRANGED BY COLOR..
2042THIS SENSE OF ORDER!!! IT FILLS ME WITH POWER!
2043WHAT'S A LIBRARY CARD?
2044I couldn't get enough books when I was a kid.
2045I tore through all sorts of 'em!
2046I ripped through tons of 'em!
2047I kicked 'em into shreds!!!
2048But now I think reading's cool.
2049WOW! IT ONLY TOOK YOU FOUR SECONDS TO CALL ME!!
2050YOU MUST BE VERY DESPERATE FOR MY HELP!!!
2051WELL! DO NOT FEAR! THIS IS PAPYRUS'S HOTFUL HELPLINE!
2052JUST DESCRIBE YOUR LOCATION, AND...!
2053I WILL DESCRIBE SOME HOT TIPS!
2054SO, WHERE ARE YOU?
2055...
2056...YOU'RE STILL IN MY ROOM??
2057HAVE YOU HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED A... DOOR?
2058WAIT! DON'T WORRY! I'LL DRAW A DIAGRAM FOR YOU!
2059HOLD UP! I'M STILL DRAWING!
2060WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN OUT OF MY ROOM.
2061WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START OVER FROM SQUARE ONE!
2062FIRST: DO YOU KNOW WHO PAPYRUS IS!?
2063DO I KNOW WHO PAPYRUS IS!?
2064YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE. GOOD CHOICE!
2065THOUGH I GUESS IT'S TECHNICALLY SANS'S HOUSE TOO.
2066BUT I PREFER NOT TO DISCUSS HIS PART OF IT.
2067HIS ROOM IS... IT'S LIKE ANOTHER WORLD!
2068A WORLD WHERE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO VACUUM.
2069YOU'RE BEST STAYING AWAY FROM THAT STRANGE PLACE.
2070THIS IS WHERE I TRIED TO CAPTURE YOU!
2071WHAT A TERRIBLE MEMORY!
2072...
2073Yeah!! This is the best room for snow-wrestling!!
2074SNOW WRESTLING IS WHEN SHE SNEAKS UP ON YOU FROM BEHIND,
2075THEN TACKLES YOU AND YELLS "SNOW-WRESTLING!"
2076IT'S... NOT THE BEST GAME.
2077Well, you know what I think?
2078WHAT?
2079Snow-wrestling!!
2080NOOOOOOOOO!!!
2081We'll have to play sometime!
2082WATERFALL... I BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
2083BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO INFORM YOU!!!
2084UH, I DON'T HAVE ANY FACTS ABOUT THIS ROOM.
2085If you're going to Snowdin, I won't have much to say.
2086BUT I WILL!!
2087There's the rub, right?
2088WHAT!? THERE'S A RUB? WHERE!?!?
2089In Snowdin, duh!!!
2090I'LL DO MY BEST TO FIND THE RUB.
2091Hey, I think I found something!
2092OOH, WHERE?
2093AND WHAT'S THIS HORRIBLE NOOGIE?
2094It's the rub!!!
2095MY BROTHER HAS A STATION HERE.
2096YES, HE MANS TWO STATIONS AT ONCE.
2097AMAZING, ISN'T HE?
2098HE SLACKS OFF TWICE AS MUCH AS NORMAL!!
2099NORMAL FOLKS CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SLOTH...
2100This is Papyrus's brother's station.
2101I'm always catching him slacking off, or sleeping...
2102But his results are JUST good enough to not fire him.
2103Well, except today.
2104He didn't tell me ANYTHING about you.
2105JUST scraping by the bare minimum every time...
2106I guess it's kind of impressive...?
2107ROCKS?
2108IT MUST BE ONE OF UNDYNE'S INGENIOUS PUZZLES.
2109YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!!!
2110BE WARY OF ROCKS.
2111God, I was supposed to build a puzzle for this room...
2112But I HATE puzzles.
2113So I just put a huge pile of rocks upstream.
2114What??? Don't judge me!!!
2115My lack of creativity's making your life easier!
2116WHERE'D YOU GO!? I CAN'T SEE YOU!!!
2117OH WAIT, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE.
2118ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE?
2119So you found the room behind the waterfall...
2120When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there.
2121That means NEVER!! I HATE RELAXING!!
2122I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
2123Nah, I'm joking.
2124WOWIE, I HAD AN AWKWARD TIME IN THIS ROOM EARLIER.
2125GOOD HEAVENS YOU WEREN'T AROUND TO SEE IT!!
2126YOU REALLY DIDN'T SEE IT!
2127I LOVE THAT FACT, AND REPEATING IT!
2128This is the room where I first spotted you.
2129You have NO idea how many spears I wanted to throw!!!
2130But, um, that sea- grass is under scientific protection.
2131What!!!!! That's a real thing!
2132A BRIDGE GROWS IF YOU ALIGN FOUR BRIDGE SEEDS.
2133BUT THAT'S SORT OF LIMITED IN USEFULNESS.
2134WHY DON'T WE HAVE AIRPLANE SEEDS???
2135OR, PHONES THAT CAN TURN INTO JETPACKS???
2136Wait, did you actually DO the puzzle!?
2137You can't just jump across!?
2138You can't do the jimpity jumpity joodle!?
2139The limpity loppity leap!?
2140HMMM... THIS PUZZLE...
2141I'VE GOT IT!!!
2142TRY TO BUILD A BRIDGE WITH THE BRIDGE SEEDS!!
2143I'M HELPING.
2144Alphys helped measure out the mud tiles for this puzzle.
2145It was a lot of work, but we got to make sand castles after.
2146We're a good team. She's great at building them...
2147And I'm great at wrecking them!!
2148There's barely even a trace of 'em now...
2149WHAT'S BETTER THAN A BENCHFUL OF QUICHE?
2150What's better than a benchful of quiche?
2151THE WISHING ROOM. DO YOU HAVE A WISH...?
2152NYEH HEH HEH!! I HAVE ONE!!!
2153I WISH I WAS TALKING TO MY COOL FRIEND!!!
2154LOOK!!! IT'S COMING TRUE!
2155WHAT WILL YOU WISH FOR?
2156Every day, people come here and wish to the stars...
2157I won't let them down!!!
2158I'll make everyone's wishes come true!!
2159I WISH I HAD EIGHT LEGS...
2160SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOTPANTS.
2161I'll make most people's wishes come true!!!
2162What, you have a wish?
2163Add it to the pile, punk.
2164THERE ARE MANY ANCIENT PLAQUES HERE.
2165WATERFALL IS PRACTICALLY A HISTORY MUSEUM.
2166EXCEPT WITH MUSCULAR SEAHORSES.
2167HI?
2168Along these walls lies our tragic history...
2169Tragically BORING!
2170Why can't our history be COOL ANIMATIONS like the humans'!?
2171Someone at LEAST engrave a plaque with swords and kissing!!!
2172Come on, don't act like your history's not COOL!!
2173ANOTHER HARMLESS AND VERY SAFE CORRIDOR...
2174ALL THANKS TO ME!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
2175HEH!!!!!
2176This is where I threw all those spears at you...
2177That was fun!!! Let's do that again sometime!!
2178Come on! Don't fear the spear!
2179WATCH YOUR STEP!
2180UNDYNE REALLY CARES ABOUT THIS GRASS FOR SOME REASON.
2181ARE YOU WATCHING?
2182If it wasn't for that grass, I'd have kicked your...
2183Uh, if not for that grooty, I'd have kicked your booty.
2184Don't ask me what a grooty is!!!
2185WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TABLES LYING AROUND HERE?
2186Where are all these tables coming from?
2187HUH? SANS ISN'T PLAYING WITH HIS TELESCOPE?
2188WOWIE!!! MAYBE HE WENT TO WORK!!!
2189WOW!!! AM I ALLOWED TO BE PROUD???
2190HUH? MY BROTHER? OF COURSE HE HAS A TELESCOPE.
2191SANS LOVES OUTER SPACEY SCI-FI STUFF.
2192HMM? HE NEVER TOLD YOU??
2193YEAH, SANS NEVER TELLS ANYBODY ANYTHING!
2194THANKS FOR CALLING.
2195Hey, here's a neat party trick.
2196Try talking to the southern wall!
2197First you have to throw a party though...
2198Hey, you should make it a costume party!
2199Then Papyrus can have someplace he seems normal!!!
2200Oh! I should invite Alphys, too!
2201ICE CREAM? THANKS, BUT I LIVE IN SNOWDIN!
2202THERE'S ICE CREAM ALL OVER THE GROUND!!!
2203that's called snow.
2204SANS!!! I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION!!
2205I'M FLATTERED HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ICE CREAM.
2206me too.
2207NO YOU AREN'T!!
2208Ugh, ice cream!? Sugary... COLD... Talk about GROSS.
2209Now this chilly pink stuff that Alphys makes me...
2210THAT rules!!!
2211I'll also drink it if it's heated up.
2212SOMETIMES, PRIZES ARE HIDDEN UNDER THE GRASS.
2213TREASURES LIKE MUD, OR DIRT.
2214DID YOU FIND THE TREASURE?
2215There's normally a pair of old shoes in that seagrass.
2216Strangely, they're made for someone without fins or claws.
2217What kind of monster is like that...?
2218Oh, wait!? What about a slime monster!?
2219Wait, those don't have feet at all!
2220Well, if they fit you, you might as well take them.
2221Whoever wore them isn't coming back!
2222A BIRD MONSTER?? TRY TALKING TO IT!!!
2223OR YOU COULD PUT ME ON THE LINE!
2224I'VE GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD TWEETS.
2225(HORRIBLE BIRD IMITATIONS)
2226DID THE BIRD LIKE MY TWEETS???
2227That bird will carry anyone past the gap. It NEVER says no.
2228When I was younger, it gave me a lift. It took an hour...
2229But this bird NEVER once thought of giving up!!!
2230Cherish this bird.
2231Well??? Are you CHERISHING???
2232CHERISH HARDER!!!
2233ONION?
2234HUM HUM HUM...
2235Onion...?
2236...?
2237I'VE HEARD A SHY MONSTER LIVES AROUND HERE.
2238WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMEONE TO OPEN UP...
2239YOU SHOULD ENGAGE THEM IN COMBAT!!!
2240Oh yeah, Shyren lives around here.
2241I used to give her piano lessons.
2242She was really talented... for someone with no fingers.
2243One day, she stopped coming to her lessons, though...
2244How did her song go again...?
2245HUH!? ARE YOU SERENADING ME!?
2246OH NO!!! YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH!!!
2247LET'S WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT OUR ADVENTURES!!!
2248Yeah!! YEAH!!! I made this puzzle!!
2249Really, it was just an excuse to put a piano here.
2250I love FIGHTING THE IVORIES!!!
2251Maybe I'll play you something sometime!
2252HMMM...
2253THERE'S SOMETHING ANNOYING ABOUT THIS ROOM.
2254BUT I CAN'T QUITE PLACE MY FINGER ON IT...
2255THEN MY PLACE MY WHOLE HAND ON IT...
2256THEN PET IT AFFECTIONATELY...
2257Huh!? Did you solve the puzzle!?
2258No one has ever... I've been waiting so long for someone to...
2259I mean, uhhh, big deal! Whatever!
2260Guess I've gotta find a new mystic artifact.
2261A MYSTERIOUS STATUE...
2262WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?
2263AM I ON HOLD???
2264That statue's been here forever...
2265No one knows where it came from.
2266Hey, you figured out how to get the music to play...?
2267Nice, isn't it?
2268ALWAYS CARRY AN UMBRELLA IN CASE IT RAINS!
2269YOU KNOW. JUST KEEP A FEW IN YOUR POCKETS.
2270NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF 'BRELLAS...
2271Those umbrellas were ASGORE's idea.
2272He says he doesn't want anyone to catch a cold.
2273Waterfall's underwater citizens couldn't care less, though.
2274Did you get a 'brella?
2275YOU CAN SEE YOUR REFLECTION IN A PUDDLE, BUT...
2276DON'T LET A BODY OF WATER DETERMINE YOUR SELF-WORTH!!!
2277HMMM? YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH A FRIEND?
2278THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TALK TO ME...
2279YOU'LL MAKE THEM JEALOUS!
2280CALLING AGAIN...?
2281What!? You're at my FAVORITE SPOT!?!?
2282You'd better jump in at least 1000 puddles for me!!!
2283Have you reached triple digits yet!?
2284WHERE ARE YOU? I HEAR WATER.
2285ARE YOU IN THE TOILET?
2286ALSO, WHAT'S A TOILET?
2287This whole area's like a little nature trail.
2288It's nice to have a rainy spot away from civilization...
2289Though, with the city filling up, who knows how long that'll last.
2290Well?! Are you enjoying nature!?
2291THAT'S THE KING'S CASTLE...
2292SEEMS YOU CAN FINALLY SEE THE END.
2293ASGORE's castle...
2294Guess there's no stopping you, huh?
2295SEEMS LIKE THE PHONE CONNECTION'S GETTING WEAK...
2296BETTER NOT GO PAST THAT POINT.
2297The trail dead-ends here, unless you can jump.
2298Honestly, I can't believe I expected you to go this way.
2299What was I thinking???
2300...and how was I right???
2301Don't explain it!!
2302FLOWERS...?
2303DO ANY OF THEM TALK!? SAY HI FOR ME!!!
2304FLOWERS ARE OUR BEST FRIENDS!!
2305Those flowers...
2306One day, they just started to grow there.
2307I swear, it's like they have a mind of their own.
2308That's ridiculous though!
2309GARBAGE, HUH? BOY, DO I KNOW GARBAGE!!
2310AFTER ALL, I'M HOUSEMATES WITH A LAZY BAG OF TRASH!
2311HIS NAME'S TRASHY. HE LIVES IN THE GARBAGE CAN.
2312YOU DIDN'T THINK I DIDN'T NAME MY GARBAGE, DID YOU?
2313That's where I met Alphys for the first time!!
2314I was looking for cool swords, when I saw her...
2315Uh, standing there, staring into the abyss.
2316She looked pretty... Um... ... contemplative.
2317So I asked her where she thought the abyss led to!
2318She looked up at me, shocked, and went red in the face.
2319But I'm scary, so I'm used to that kinda stuff!
2320Then she kept explaining all her different theories.
2321She went on for hours! I was so captivated!
2322After that, I kept running into her here.
2323And now we're friends! Yeeee hawww!!!
2324Oh my GOD! Don't make me tell this story AGAIN!!!
2325I KNOW WHY YOU CALLED ME.
2326I ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER...
2327WHEN THEY'RE DOWN IN THE DUMPS!!!
2328...
2329I'VE SPENT TOO LONG WITH MY BROTHER TODAY.
2330FORGET I SAID THAT.
2331The garbage dump!! So many great things come from there!!
2332The only reason we have modern technology...
2333Is 'cause of all the human junk that flows from the surface!
2334Plus, it's a GREAT place to meet girls.
2335Wait! Don't quote me on that one!!!
2336HEY! YOU'RE NEAR UNDYNE'S HOUSE!
2337THAT'S TO THE LEFT-UPWARDS. LUPWARDS.
2338ALL THE OTHER DIRECTIONS GO TO THE WRONG HOUSE.
2339NORTH: GHOST HOUSE.
2340EAST: TURTLE HOUSE.
2341SOUTH: TRASH HOUSE.
2342WEST: BIRD HOUSE.
2343SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE NEAR UNDYNE'S HOUSE.
2344HEY! WE SHOULD GO VISIT UNDYNE!
2345I'm right here!
2346I LOVE WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER! NYEH HEH HEH!!!
2347Well, I think we should hang out with Papyrus.
2348REALLY??? CAN WE???
2349THAT'S UNDYNE'S HOUSE.
2350LET'S GO THERE AND HANG OUT SOME DAY!!!
2351STILL WAITING OUTSIDE HER HOUSE...?
2352YEAH, I DO THAT SOMETIMES, TOO!
2353YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE SKELETON IN FRONT.
2354IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO...
2355UHHH?
2356Huff... puff...!
2357YEAH!!! That's MY HOUSE!!!
2358HI UNDYNE! HOW'D YOU GET HERE SO FAST?
2359I ran.
2360WOWIE!!! UNDYNE!!!
2361SOMEDAY I WANT TO BE AS STRONG AND SWEATY AS YOU.
2362SO YOU RAN HERE JUST TO BE ON THE PHONE???
2363Yep!
2364THEN YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING...
2365EXTREMELY COOL TO SAY ABOUT YOUR HOUSE!!!
2366Nope!!!
2367That's my house.
2368Or, it WAS my house, until we set it on fire.
2369But hey, can't say I've never done that before!!
2370Hey, if you find any cool swords in the wreckage...
2371You know where to find me.
2372OH, THAT'S THE HOUSE OF... UM... UNDYNE'S NEIGHBOR.
2373WHAT WAS THEIR NAME AGAIN?
2374SPOOKY BLOO BLOO?
2375NAPPER HOG...?
2376That's Napstablook's house.
2377They kind of keep to theirself, but... That's a good ghost.
2378I try to be a good neighbor, but I think they're scared of me.
2379C'mon, what's scary about a good-natured invite to wrestle!!?
2380They're incorporeal anyway!!!
2381SO YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST...
2382ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY?
2383I'D THINK YOU'D LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WARM AND CUDDLY...
2384LIKE SKELETONS!!!
2385VERY SOFT, AND FULL OF CALCIUM.
2386Oh, you're hanging out with Napstablook!? That's great!!!
2387I haven't seen them hanging out with anyone since...
2388Well, their cousin.
2389They would both watch TV at all hours of the day...
2390Then they would practice these weird performances.
2391Where'd they go...?
2392Don't feel like you have to live up to their cousin!
2393Just be your lovable old garbage self!
2394THAT HOUSE USED TO BE HAUNTED.
2395BECAUSE A GHOST LIVED THERE.
2396BUT THE GHOST MOVED AWAY.
2397IT'S AN UN-HAUNTED HOUSE.
2398BY THE BY, BREAKING INTO A HOUSE...
2399THAT'S ILLEGAL, RIGHT???
2400PLEASE STOP COMMITTING GHOST CRIMES.
2401WHAT?
2402You broke into Napstablook's cousin's house!?
2403That's... That's...!
2404Hey, what was their name, anyway?
2405HAPPSTABLOOK, THE HAPPY GHOST.
2406Okay, that's DEFINITELY wrong.
2407IT'S NOT WRONG. IT'S JUST MY HEADCANON.
2408Seriously, though, stop committing ghost crimes.
2409THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER.
2410ROUND, SLOW...
2411AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME???
2412EMITTING SLIME... THAT'S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.
2413Napstablook's family used to run this farm, but...
2414They've all... Passed on...
2415...to different jobs, since there's not much business here.
2416Them and their cousin stayed behind to run the family farm.
2417But no one's seen their cousin for a long time.
2418Now Napstablook's all alone...
2419Be nice to them, okay!?
2420Cherish this ghost!!!
2421IF YOU SEE A SHOP, YOU SHOULD STOP...
2422DROP, AND ROLL...
2423INTO SOME GREAT DEALS!!
2424BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A FIRE SALE!!
2425AT MY IMAGINARY STORE, WHICH SELLS FLAMES.
2426YET ANOTHER DREAM OF MINE.
2427Hey!
2428That's the store of Gerson, the Hammer of Justice!
2429The toughest monster that ever lived...!
2430He fought in the war between humans and monsters...
2431And he survived! He's a real hero!
2432Are you gonna buy something?
2433IS THE RIVER PERSON THERE TODAY?
2434ARE THEY?
2435That river connects to Snowdin and Hotland.
2436If you need to get from one place to another, jump in!
2437Look, that's all we got for public transport, OK!?
2438So what?
2439WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER?
2440I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG UP.
2441PAPYRUS ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW!!
2442A field of echo flowers...
2443They babble back and forth to each other...
2444...until their words become meaningless noise.
2445Creepy, huh?
2446Stop calling me from that creepy room!!
2447WHAT? MUSHROOMS? CAN YOU EAT THEM?
2448ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T EAT THEM???
2449I'D TRY EATING THEM.
2450Once you get familiar with this room...
2451You don't even need to light up the mushrooms!
2452I mean, the path to Temmie Village is never lit up here.
2453But why would you wanna go there!?
2454It's down south if you want to avoid it.
2455LANTERNS? UM, OKAY...
2456CAN YOU EAT THEM???
2457I'M SERIOUSLY OUT OF IDEAS HERE.
2458You don't even need to light up the lanterns!
2459...yeah.
2460Whatever.
2461HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER.
2462THAT'S JUST A GUESS.
2463I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
2464That's where I first talked to you!
2465Weren't you SUPER terrified?
2466I practice that monologue ALL the time in the mirror!
2467UNDYNE???
2468I mean!!! Uh!!! No I don't!!!
2469OH. I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK.
2470DO YOU WANT TO PRACTICE MONOLOGUES TOGETHER...?!!
2471UH!!! NO!!! I DON'T!!!!
2472ATTENTION EVERYONE! I AM GOING TO OPEN THE FRIDGE!
2473Do you have a monologue for EVERYTHING?
2474ECHO FLOWERS...
2475THERE'S ONLY ONE TALKING FLOWER FOR ME!!
2476Fields of flowers, whispering everybody's hopes and dreams...
2477NGAHHHH!!! IT FILLS ME WITH POWER!!!
2478NGAHHHH!!
2479EACH AREA HAS TO HAVE A PRECARIOUS BRIDGE.
2480IT'S MANDATED BY THE GOVERNMENT.
2481OF COURSE, KING FLUFFYBOY WANTS TO UNMANDATE IT SAFER.
2482WHY!!? WON'T HE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?
2483SPIKES. DANGER BRIDGES. THE PILLARS OF YOUTH.
2484This room...!
2485Error?
2486That sure was a tense scenario.
2487I just wanted to help that poor kid, but...
2488I thought if I tried, you'd attack me!
2489Thankfully, you ended up saving them.
2490I'd actually... Forgotten what had happened here.
2491You just let that poor kid drop to the floor.
2492Maybe you were just afraid.
2493But if I hadn't been around, then...?
2494That's when you ran away when your friend asked for help!!!
2495Though, who can blame you for fleeing from certain death...?
2496ME!!!! I'm still TOTALLY disappointed!
2497That's the WIMPIEST thing you've EVER done!
2498Apologize to your poor friend, OK, buster!?
2499THIS IS WHERE ELDER PUZZLER LIKES TO STAND.
2500BLOCK-PUSHING. KEY-GATHERING. TEDIOUS AGONY.
2501IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESPECT OUR ROOTS!
2502IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESPECT OUR PUZZLING ROOTS.
2503Yeah, someone else has to care so I don't have to!
2504BUT UNDYNE, DON'T YOU LIKE TRADITION?
2505I worked in an office pushing blocks for a month!
2506My respect for block puzzles was depleted by corporate life.
2507WHAT!? YOU THREW AWAY MY DREAM LIFE!!!
2508THE LIFE OF A SIMPLE SALARYMAN...
2509COMMUTING EVERY DAY ON A TRAIN FULL OF SPIKES...
2510(I won't tell him that's not how it works...)
2511UNDYNE, DID YOU REALLY HAVE AN OFFICE JOB?
2512Well, it was more of a, uh, community service thing.
2513THAT'S UNDYNE!! ALWAYS HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY!
2514Uh, yep! Totally of my own volition there!
2515THAT'S UNDYNE'S DRAMATIC CRAG.
2516SHE'S ALWAYS POSING ATOP IT.
2517MUMBLING SOMETHING TO HERSELF...
2518I THINK IT'S SOMETHING SHE HAS TO MEMORIZE.
2519Oh my GOD!!! Wasn't this room the BEST!?
2520Like when I decided to NOT do that BORING monologue...
2521And then went TOTALLY off-the-cuff!?
2522Or when I almost killed you with spears???
2523Or when I almost killed you with MORE spears???
2524Aw man. I should have taken photos.
2525Think about how cute a little scrapbook would be...
2526NOW I WANT A SCRAPBOOK OF MY FIGHT TOO!!!
2527Let's start a photo company for boss fights!
2528ONE WEEK LATER, SAMPLE GLOSSIES IN THE MAIL.
2529Relive the memories...
2530Going off-the-cuff... It helped that I... Uh.
2531Completely forgot the words to my monologue, anyway...
2532HEY... ISN'T THIS WHERE I CALLED YOU?
2533I HAVE A PHOTO- GRAPHIC MEMORY FOR PHONE CALLS.
2534HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE?
2535HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE?
2536This is where I was chasing you...
2537But you got a phone call, so I had to wait.
2538OH! THAT WAS ME!
2539What!? What were you even calling about!?
2540I WAS JUST SAYING WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT.
2541As I was trying to kill them!?
2542WELL!! NOBODY STARTS AS GREAT FRIENDS!
2543Nobody starts as great friends, huh?
2544THAT'S THE RULE.
2545Well, you're gonna END as my great friend!!
2546N... NO!!! NOT THE FLATTERY SUPLEX!!!
2547OH!!! YOU'RE IN HOTLAND NOW!!!
2548...HEY SANS, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THERE?
2549don't worry. i am.
2550PHEW!
2551FINALLY, SANS IS DOING HIS JOB.
2552I can't believe Papyrus's brother was sleeping!!
2553I was counting on him to stop you!! UrrrrgHHHH!!!
2554HE'S GOTTEN REALLY OUT OF SHAPE. HE TIRES EASILY.
2555LATELY HE'S BEEN NAPPING OVER 7 HOURS A NIGHT...
2556HE'S NAPPING HIMSELF INTO AN EARLY GRAVE!!
2557I agree!! Your brother needs to...!
2558...wait, isn't that just called sleeping?
2559UNDYNE!! NO!!! NOT YOU TOO!!!
2560Wait. Papyrus... When do YOU sleep?
2561I'M USUALLY TOO BUSY TO SLEEP. WHY???
2562Well, I was just thinking...
2563If you're not using that cool car bed, can I have it!?
2564A WATER COOLER...? IN HOTLAND??? THAT'S WEIRD.
2565SHOULDN'T IT BE A FIRE COOLER INSTEAD?
2566WHAT'S A WATER COOLER DO, ANYWAY?
2567MAKE WATER... COOLER?
2568SO IT GIVES IT SPIKES AND MAKES IT GLOW?
2569Thank God for that water cooler, huh?
2570Actually, you can thank Alphys...
2571She put it there just for me.
2572Now I can take a drink on the way to her lab.
2573Though, usually I'm not wearing 100 pounds of armor...!
2574Thanks for giving me that water, I guess.
2575A LAB??? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT!
2576HE LOVES SCIENCE FICTION!!
2577ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S REAL.
2578DID YOU TELL HIM?
2579You're at Alphys's lab? Is she there...?
2580Hey, tell her I said hi, okay!?
2581And, tell me how she's doing!
2582And tell me if she needs anything, and...
2583Wait! No! Don't ask any of that!!!
2584But she's fine, right!?
2585(There's some strange interference...)
2586YOU'RE IN HER ROOM, UNINVITED? WOWIE...
2587THAT'S EXTREMELY CREEPY.
2588MAYBE DON'T DO THAT.
2589What!? You're in her room!?
2590Get out of there!
2591Unless, um, she invited you...
2592No wayyyy!!! That did NOT happen!
2593Stop that!
2594HOTLAND, HUH...
2595I KNOW IT LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND...
2596WHICH, SINCE I'M ALWAYS WEARING GLOVES...
2597I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT!!!
2598MY KNOWLEDGE QUANTITY IS STAGNANT.
2599NEITHER OF US KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOTLAND.
2600So we'll just have to COMBINE OUR POWER!!!
2601ZERO PLUS ZERO IS STILL ZERO.
2602Yeah, but it's a BIG zero!!!
2603THE BIGGEST ZERO!
2604HEY, YOU SHOULD COME TO SNOWDIN AND VISIT ME!
2605I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A FEW THINGS.
2606A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT.
2607A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT.
2608No WAY!!! Come to Snowdin and visit ME!!!
2609WHAT??? WE'RE IN THE SAME LOCATION!!
2610Wrong! I'm standing slightly to the right!!
2611Come on!!! Make your choice!!!
2612CONVEYOR BELTS EVERYWHERE?? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
2613IMAGINE RIDING ONE TO GET TO WORK OR SCHOOL.
2614RIDICULOUS.
2615NOW ICE AND SPIKES, THERE'S CONVENIENCE!!!
2616GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND.
2617I rode on a conveyor belt once.
2618I learned pretty fast that they make me sick.
2619DID YOU HURL??
2620Yeah, like 9000 times!! It was awesome!!
2621STOP CALLING AND MAKING HER SAY GROSS THINGS.
2622STEAM VENTS? WOW... THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.
2623WHAT IF YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS?
2624GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND!!
2625Steam vents? I think Alphys told me about those.
2626The CORE cools off by releasing steam through those...
2627And at the same time, it doubles as transport!
2628Pretty cool, if you aren't wearing a dress!
2629Huh!? Did you put on a dress?
2630ORANGE AND BLUE LASERS, HUH?
2631JUST KEEP IN MIND WHAT THE COLORS MEAN.
2632BLUE MEANS JUMP...
2633AND ORANGE MEANS YOU'LL... SMELL LIKE ORANGES.
2634THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER.
2635HAVE FUN!!
2636What!? Why'd I call Alphys about the weather?
2637Who CARES!?!? Isn't it natural to love meteorology!?
2638ZOINKS!!!
2639I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST AN EXCUSE TO TALK TO HER.
2640I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS WEATHER DOWN HERE!!!
2641YEAH!?!! THERE IS?!!?!
2642And I'm forecasting an incoming front of SHUT UP!!!
2643WOWIE!!! WILL I NEED AN UMBRELLA?
2644What!? What ABOUT this room!?
2645Oh, Papyrus. I can't stay mad at you.
2646IT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU!
2647(PSST, WHEN WAS SHE MAD AT ME?)
2648IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY IN SCHOOL.
2649A REAL TEACHER...
2650WOULD NEVER ACCEPT DEADLY LASERS AS AN EXCUSE!!
2651GLAD! I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND!!
2652Huh? Those kids are skipping school?
2653...well, I can't blame them, school sucks!
2654We need to find some way to make it cooler...
2655Hey, what if I visited their school!?
2656Then I could beat up ALL the teachers!
2657Okay, maybe I wouldn't beat up a teacher...
2658OH NO! THE PUZZLES REACTIVATING...
2659CAUSED THOSE PEOPLE TO MISS THEIR WORK!?
2660yep.
2661that's why i'm missing work, too.
2662OH MY GOD!!! SANS, GO DO YOUR JOB(S)!!!
2663GLAD, I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND.
2664THEN WHY ARE YOU SKIPPING WORK!?!
2665I HEARD YOU GOT TO MEET METTATON!!
2666IS THAT TRUE!? CAN YOU GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH!?
2667HE'S MY FAVORITE SEXY RECTANGLE!!
2668I WISH I LIVED IN HOTLAND!!!
2669Really? Careful, that dude gives me bad vibes.
2670WH-WHAT? BUT HE'S SO POPULAR...
2671I don't care about people just because they're popular.
2672WELL, YOU CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE POPULAR.
2673Pssshhht, what!? Popular with WHO?
2674YOU'RE POPULAR WITH ME!!!
2675Awww... Papyrus, you're popular with me, too.
2676AWW, WOWIE!! WAIT...
2677DOES THAT MEAN YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME...?
2678Let's not discuss this anymore.
2679WHAT? MY BROTHER'S ACTUALLY AT HIS STATION?
2680BUT SOMEHOW, HE'S SELLING HOTDOGS INSTEAD?
2681SLACKING OFF BY DOING WORK...
2682TRULY MY BROTHER IS A MASTER.
2683NO FURTHER COMMENT.
2684What? I thought he only had three stations.
2685NO, HE HAS... AT LEAST FOUR?
2686Who the heck keeps hiring this guy!?
2687Seriously!!
2688MY BROTHER ISN'T EVEN THERE???
2689WASN'T HE SLACKING OFF BY SELLING HOTDOGS?
2690NOW HE'S SLACKING OFF FROM SLACKING OFF...
2691WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS?
2692THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101...
2693CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!!
2694GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!!
2695Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea?
2696WHAT... IS IT?
2697Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop.
2698The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick...
2699Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!!
2700I HATE THIS.
2701You have to time the pukes!!!
2702Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!?
2703I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!!
2704SO THE ARROWS FLIP WHEN YOU DO WHAT?
2705I CAN'T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL.
2706CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE???
2707THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER??
2708DID YOU DRAW IT YET?
2709WHAT? HOW'S THIS PUZZLE WORK? UMMM...
2710WHOOPS, I THINK IT'S UNDYNE'S TURN TO TALK!!!
2711What!? No, I HATE puzzles! Papyrus, YOU do it!
2712WELL, ALPHYS MADE THE PUZZLE, RIGHT?
2713YOU SHOULD JUST CALL HER UP...
2714AND SAY IN A HOT VOICE...
2715ALPHYS... I NEED HELP WITH A...
2716(AUDIBLE WINK)
2717PUZZLE...
2718Oh my GOD! NO! Shut up!!!
2719FINE!!! GIVE ME HER NUMBER!!!
2720I'LL DO THE HOT VOICE!!!
2721NO!!!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!
2722(AUDIBLE WINK)...
2723WAIT, WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS???
2724THE ROYAL GUARD PATROLS THAT AREA.
2725YES, LIKE SNOWDIN, HOTLAND HAS ROYAL GUARD MEMBERS.
2726WATERFALL DOESN'T NEED THEM BECAUSE IT'S GOT UNDYNE!!!
2727DID YOU SEE THEM?
2728Careful, the Royal Guard patrols that area.
2729I think it's RG01 and RG02 today...
2730It's funny, the bunny actually requested to be with the dragon guy.
2731It's nice when people are platonic friends like that!
2732I LOVE THE NEWS! IT'S SO INFORMATIVE...
2733AND FULL OF CUT- THROAT, EXPLOSIVE ACTION!!!
2734KA-WOWIE!
2735Yeah! You totally kicked his butt on the news!!!
2736And I bet Alphys was helping you, wasn't she?
2737Oh my god!!! You guys becoming friends...
2738It's kinda cute...
2739...I mean, uh...
2740I'm tough!!! I love to eat rocks!!
2741What!?!?
2742THE CORE... YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE, HUH...?
2743...
2744What!? No, we just became friends!!
2745You can't already be that close...
2746What?
2747IT MIGHT SOUND WEIRD THAT SPIDERS NEED DONATIONS.
2748BUT THINK ABOUT IT, THEY HAVE EIGHT FEET.
2749THAT'S FOUR PAIRS OF SHOES.
2750A SPIDER WEARING FOUR PAIRS OF PINK BOOTIES.
2751MEDITATE ON THIS IMAGE.
2752OM...
2753THE ENTIRE ROOM IS COVERED IN STEAM THINGIES?
2754OH MY GOD, CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE A BUS!?!?
2755HOTLAND STINKS...
2756DON'T TELL ME MORE OF THIS GARBAGE.
2757A WHOLE ROOM COVERED IN VENTS? OH NO...
2758Hey, did I ever tell you about my puzzle idea?
2759It's a maze full of steam vents...
2760But the steam vents are on conveyor belts, and...
2761OH MY GOD!!! I HATE THIS!?!?
2762ITS BEST IF YOU DON'T ENCOURAGE HER.
2763LASERS ON CONVEYORS? NO THANKS.
2764SOUNDS LIKE MY LEAST FAVORITE NIGHTMARE.
2765LASERS ON CONVEYORS? ARE YOU SERIOUS???
2766Hey, this reminds me of a puzzle idea.
2767OH MY GOD??? NO??? WHY????
2768I THOUGHT YOU HATED MAKING UP PUZZLES!!
2769Yeah, but I love driving you crazy!
2770PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING HER.
2771WHERE DID THAT TABLE COME FROM?
2772DOES IT BELONG TO THE MOUSE??
2773EH???
2774Where are all these tables coming from?
2775MAYBE THEY BELONG TO THE MOUSE.
2776What would a mouse need a table for?
2777TO PUT THE CHEESE ON.
2778But where's the cheese come from!?
2779doesn't it come from milk?
2780OH MY GOD!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!
2781WAIT, DOES IT COME FROM MILK??
2782WOW!!! THAT CHOREOGRAPHY!
2783I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FRIENDS...
2784WITH A BONE-A- FIDE OPERA STAR!!!
2785WOWIE!
2786I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT TO DANCE WITH METTATON!
2787Big deal...
2788Earlier, the human and I danced with DEATH!!!
2789IS DEATH COOL?
2790Yeah, she's like super hot.
2791I WANT TO MEET DEATH...
2792WHAT? I? SCREAM?
2793SURE! I'LL TRY.
2794A. A. A. A. A.
2795I'M SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY.
2796A.
2797WHAT!? RG01 and RG02 are slacking off?!
2798Come ON! They should be KILLING you right now!
2799Not that I want them to, I mean.
2800But they could at least TRY, y'know!?
2801Oh yeah, that reminds me.
2802I told RG01 and RG02 that if they managed to nab you...
2803I'd take them both out for ice cream.
2804I hope you were able to avoid them.
2805Cause I HATE ice cream!!
2806I ALMOST CAPTURED YOU...
2807WHERE'S MY ICE CREAM.
2808A HOT-L...
2809THAT'S SHORT FOR HOTLAND, RIGHT?
2810A hotel?? Cool!! I've never stayed at a fancy hotel!
2811REALLY?? ME NEITHER.
2812Papyrus, we should go on vacation sometime!
2813YEAH!! LET'S VACATION TO A HOTEL!!!
2814Well, maybe we would go someplace besides the hotel, too...
2815OH, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
2816I WOULD NEVER TAKE A VACATION FOR ANY REASON.
2817A FANCY SCHMANCY RESTAURANT!?!?
2818AFTER TASTING MY COOKING, THAT SEEMS POINTLESS, RIGHT?
2819I BET THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE SPAGHETTI!
2820Woah!! A fancy restaurant!?
2821Are you treating us? Do they have steak?
2822PSHHHHHHT.
2823WHO NEEDS THAT! YOUR FRIENDS ARE GREAT CHEFS!
2824Well, maybe our cooking abilities aren't exactly perfect.
2825Nah!!! They totally are!! Eat up, punk!!
2826(You hear spaghetti thwap against the receiver.)
2827ISN'T FRIENDSHIP DELICIOUS?
2828CAREFUL. LOTS OF HOTELS ARE INFESTED NOWADAYS.
2829THEY CAN SLIDE UNDER CLOSED DOOR HOLES 1 INCH HIGH.
2830WHAT DO I MEAN? YOU'LL KNOW IT IF YOU SEE IT.
2831(You hear a muffled bark behind one of the doors.)
2832WHAT WAS THAT???
2833CAREFUL. I'VE HEARD THAT HOTEL HAS A DOG PROBLEM.
2834Oh? No pets allowed, huh?
2835I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT PETS.
2836What's the problem?
2837THE PROBLEM IS... DOG.
2838What's wrong with dogs!?
2839NOT ALL DOGS. JUST THAT ONE.
2840What's WRONG with it!?
2841EVERYTHING.
2842So you hate this dog, but like weird talking flowers?
2843THE FLOWER IS MY FRIEND!
2844I mean, if having an imaginary friend makes you happy...
2845OH MY GOD!! HE'S NOT IMAGINARY! HE HAS A NAME!
2846What's his name.
2847FL...
2848FLOWERY?
2849Oh my GOD!!! You just made that up!!
2850OK, I DID!! BUT HE'S REAL!!
2851YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HOTEL ROOM!?
2852...WHY?
2853MY GARAGE IS ALWAYS OPEN TO YOU!!
2854THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!
2855Heyyy!! Let's throw a room party!
2856We can order a pizza and stay up all night playing games!
2857PARTY "GAMES"? LIKE THE SIX- LEGGED RACE?
2858Nah, like "pillow fight the skeleton!"
2859H-HEY!!! NO PILLOWS FROM THE COUCH!
2860Aww, okay.
2861HEY!!! NO ENTIRE COUCH!!
2862Too late!!!
2863HEY, YOU DIDN'T HIT ME WITH MY ENTIRE COUCH.
2864Nah, why would I do that?
2865I'm saving it for the party!!
2866THE ELEVATOR SAYS L1.
2867BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LINGUINE?
2868LINGUINE. THE FLAT PASTA.
2869IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO TIE UP PRESENTS.
2870THE FLATNESS MAKES A NICE RIBBON.
2871THE ELEVATOR SAYS L1.
2872BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR?
2873C'mon, Papyrus. Think about it.
2874It stands for L-evator, duh!!!
2875IS ELEVATOR REALLY SPELLED THAT WAY?
2876Probably?
2877THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1.
2878BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI?
2879RAVIOLI... THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA.
2880THE TREASURE CHEST OF THE CULINARY WORLD.
2881YOU CAN PUT GEMS OR GOLD INSIDE.
2882THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1.
2883BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR?
2884It stands for RED, 'cause that's the color of the lights!
2885I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE!
2886(The phone won't turn on.)
2887THE ELEVATOR SAYS R2.
2888BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RIGATONI?
2889THE TUBE-SHAPED PASTA.
2890IN A PINCH, IT CAN BE USED AS A STRAW.
2891IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE.
2892WAIT, UNDYNE. IF THE R STANDS FOR RED...
2893WHAT COLOR DOES THE L STAND FOR?
2894Uhhhh...
2895Light green.
2896OH! OF COURSE!
2897WAIT. ISN'T THAT TWO WORDS?
2898light sea green.
2899THREE DOESN'T FIX THE ISSUE!
2900light sea foam green.
2901AREN'T YOU WORKING IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM!?
2902THE ELEVATOR SAYS L2.
2903BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LASAGNA?
2904I HOPE NOT. I DON'T MAKE LASAGNA ANYMORE.
2905THAT GLUTTONOUS DOG ALWAYS EATS IT FIRST!
2906FIRST MY BONES, AND NOW THIS...
2907THEN IT RETREATS INTO A SHALLOW BLUE BOX.
2908COVERS ITSELF WITH A BLANKET, AND SLEEPS...
2909OK, OK. I've got it.
2910The L stands for the color "Lime."
2911REALLY!?
2912I HATE LIMES.
2913What!? Limes rule!! I eat them whole all the time!!
2914WELL, ONE TIME I WAS GIVING MYSELF THE SPA TREATMENT.
2915I PUT THE LIME SLICES IN MY EYES, LIKE ON TV.
2916BUT IT STINGS!! HOW DO THEY DO IT!?
2917Oh my god! Those aren't LIMES! Those are CUCUMBERS!
2918I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REJUVENATING.
2919BUT IT WASN'T WORKING!
2920SO I JUST STUCK MORE LIMES INTO MY EYES.
2921Gross!! Why did you even do that!?
2922I JUST WANT TO HAVE HANDSOME, BISHONEN EYES.
2923LIKE METTATON... SIGH...
2924(He doesn't even HAVE eyes!!!)
2925THE ELEVATOR SAYS L3.
2926BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LUMACONI?
2927THAT'S THE SNAIL- SHAPED PASTA!
2928SANS BOUGHT SOME RECENTLY.
2929HE'LL PROBABLY FILL THEM WITH HOTDOGS AND SLIME.
2930HEY!! MAYBE HE'LL SHARE SOME WITH YOU!
2931MAYBE WE NEED TO THINK MORE ABSTRACTLY.
2932MAYBE THE L STANDS FOR...
2933LOVE.
2934But isn't love supposed to be FIERY RED!?
2935Like a cartoony human-heart?
2936BUT UNDYNE, DON'T YOU TURN PEOPLE'S HEARTS GREEN?
2937You make it sound like I give people nausea.
2938WELL, IT WOULD BE AN AFFECTIONATE NAUSEA.
2939Okay, yeah! That's me!
2940IT'S DECIDED!! L STANDS FOR!!
2941A HEART THAT UNDYNE HAS MADE NAUSEOUS?
2942THE ELEVATOR SAYS R3.
2943BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? ROTINI?
2944THE SCREW-SHAPED PASTA.
2945I USED IT TO HOLD MY SENTRY STATION TOGETHER.
2946MY WHOLE STATION IS MADE OUT OF CARDBOARDHYDRATES!
2947WAIT. WHAT IF R AND L.
2948STAND FOR RIGHT AND LEFT???
2949No WAY! That makes NO sense.
2950Cause if you face the opposite way, they'd be wrong!
2951BUT IF YOU FACE THE OTHER WAY...
2952HOW CAN YOU KNOW THEY ARE REALLY STILL WRONG?
2953Let's not get philosophical over the alphabet.
2954PAPYRUS? WHO IS THAT?
2955THIS IS... COOLSKELETON95.
2956SORRY. CAN'T TALK. I'M BUSY BEING POPULAR ON-LINE.
2957NYEH HEH HEH! ONLY KIDDING! YOU HAVE BEEN HAD!
2958IT WAS PAPYRUS PLAYING A SIMPLE GENTLEMAN'S RUSE!
2959WINK!
2960YOU CAN SEE ME WINKING, RIGHT.
2961Papyrus... Why are you wearing those?
2962PAPYRUS?
2963EXCUSE ME? I AM THE VERY COOL ONLINE GUY,
2964COOLSKELETON95.
2965What? No! You're Papyrus!
2966(UNDYNE!!!) (SHHH!!!)
2967(YOU'RE GOING TO REVEAL MY SECRET ONLINE PERSONA!)
2968FINE then! I'm not Undyne!
2969The name's... StrongFish91!
2970WHAT!? REALLY!? OH NO!!!
2971STRONGFISH!! PLEASE BRING BACK MY FRIEND UNDYNE!
2972Uh, OK.
2973AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE.
2974COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL.
2975UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE.
2976Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental!
2977UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE.
2978Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...?
2979THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH...
2980Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess!
2981It took forever to hose everything off.
2982WOW! I SAW IT! THE MULTICOLOR TILE PUZZLE!
2983YOU DID IT!! MY DIRECTIONS HELPED YOU!!
2984I'M A GOOD EXPLAINER!
2985NYEH HEH HEH!
2986SEEMS LIKE YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO COMPLETE IT.
2987YOU'VE GOT TO BE PREPARED NEXT TIME!
2988I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT ALL AGAIN!
2989YOU SEE, RED TILES ARE IMPASSIBLE.
2990PINK TILES DON'T DO ANYTHING.
2991GREEN TILES ARE...
2992PLAID TILES ARE...
2993HEADING INTO THE CORE...? HMMM.
2994YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CALL PAST THERE.
2995I KNOW! IT SOUNDS AWFUL!
2996HOW WILL YOU GET BY WITHOUT ME?
2997WELL, I HAVE CONFIDENCE YOU WILL FIND A WAY!
2998I WILL TALK TO YOU AGAIN, SO DO NOT WORRY!
2999GOOD LUCK OUT THERE!
3000QUIT IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE!
3001The CORE is a huge tower of electric energy.
3002So I don't think your phone will work through it...
3003OH NO!
3004WHAT WILL YOU DO WITHOUT US...?
3005You have something you have to do, right...?
3006Well...
3007Even without words, we'll be with you in spirit, OK!?
3008YEAH! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF US!
3009We're counting on you, so don't mess it up!
3010We're not going to say goodbye to you just yet!
3011A POSTER FOR METTATON'S SHOW?
3012THAT'S NEATO. I WANT A POSTER FOR MY PUZZLES!
3013AND MAYBE A FEW OPENING BANDS.
3014THEY COULD PLAY MY THEME SONG!
3015I JUST NEED TO GET A THEME SONG.
3016Oh! And I want a poster for all of my big fights!
3017A REAL EVENT! WE COULD HAVE A LIVE BAND!
3018And a barbeque!
3019AND FIREWORKS!
3020And a second barbeque!
3021WON'T YOU JUST EAT BBQ INSTEAD OF FIGHTING?
3022Let's do it!
3023We could use the spears as kabob skewers!
3024AND BONES AS KABONE SKEWERS!
3025What's a kabone?
3026LIKE A KABOB BUT WITH ONLY BONES.
3027DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET?
3028WAIT. SPIDERS DON'T HAVE FEET.
3029DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FINGERS?
3030JUST CURIOUS.
3031HEY, UNDYNE. DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET?
3032No, ducks have webbed feet.
3033DUCKS CAN SPIN WEBS!?
3034Yeah, haven't you seen a duck wrap up a loaf of bread?
3035Then suck all of its guts out with its fangs?
3036BREAD HAS GUTS?
3037Yeah. They just take 'em all out before they sell it.
3038WOW!! YOU'RE REALLY SMART, UNDYNE!
3039(I thought he knew I was joking...)
3040Papyrus, wait, you know I'm joking, right...?
3041OF COURSE!
3042EVERYONE KNOWS SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET.
3043(The signal is clogged with cobwebs...)
3044I'VE HEARD THERE ARE TWO GROUPS OF SPIDERS.
3045ONE IN HOTLAND, AND ONE IN THE RUINS.
3046SINCE THE SPIDERS CAN'T CROSS THE COLD OF SNOWDIN.
3047THEY NEED SOME KIND OF TRANSPORT.
3048LIKE A TANDEM MOTORCYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS.
3049OR A UNICYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS!
3050I WONDER IF ANY OF MY ONLINE FANS ARE SPIDERS.
3051Do spiders even use the internet?
3052are you kidding? spiders love to surf the web.
3053SANS!
3054YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING.
3055FANGS FOR VISITING MY WEB-SITE.
3056THAT'S WHAT SPIDERS LIKE TO POST.
3057HMMM... A MYSTERIOUS SCIENCE HOUSE.
3058the sign outside says "lab."
3059LAB?
3060like... laboratory.
3061LABRADOR... Y?
3062DOES THAT MEAN THERE ARE DOGS INSIDE?
3063i mean.
3064i wouldn't rule it out.
3065STRANGE DOG'S HOUSE...
3066That's Alphys's house.
3067Hey, why don't we all go over and watch anime?
3068ANIME?
3069ISN'T THAT A KIND OF CARTOON FOR SMALL CHILDREN?
3070Oh my GOD!!!
3071Anime isn't just for kids! It's deep! It's EMOTIONAL!!!
3072IS (THE SOUND A BABY MAKES) AN EMOTION?
3073YEah CAUSE It'S HoW I'M FEElinG RIGHT NOW!!!
3074WAIT...
3075UNDYNE, DO YOU LIKE ANIME?
3076UH OH!!!
3077I MEAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY.
3078MAYBE I ACTUALLY DO LIKE ANIME!
3079You don't have to say that, Papyrus.
3080MAYBE I'M A BABY WHO LOVES CARTOONS FOR CHILDREN!
3081YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT, PAPYRUS!!
3082What!? Royal Guards are blocking the way!?
3083Then I'll tell them to...!
3084Well, nothing, I guess.
3085I already told them to seek out and destroy you!
3086And I can't just tell them I've changed my mind.
3087You see, Alphys showed me these animations about...
3088Uhhh, humans? So I can learn their weaknesses?
3089And one of them is about this human that, uh...
3090Well, suffice to say, they can control people's minds!!!
3091Surprised? I know your kind's hidden power!
3092Anyway, I told my crew that if I ever defended a human...
3093I must be under some kind of mind control!
3094And to disregard EVERYTHING that I tell them!
3095So, sorry... But my hands are tied.
3096By the way, that animation is really good!
3097I'm not going to tell them to let you by!
3098I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY.
3099(Noticed you received a text from Toriel.)
3100Dear Frisk,
3101Sans and Alphys are teaching me how to text. I am learning so much.
3102For example: Do you know what a "smiley" is?
3103Please look at this:
3104]: )
3105Now turn your head to the left.
3106It is a picture of me smiling at you! Can you see it?
3107L-O-L! (That stands for Lots of Laughter.)
3108Sincerely, Toriel
3109(That's all for now.) (Maybe in the next room, you will receive another.)
3110(TORIEL sent you a message.) Dear Frisk,
3111How are you? You have been wandering around for quite some time now.
3112I hope you are not getting into trouble.
3113Only kidding. L-O-L!
3114Sincerly, Toriel
3115PS - Do not get into trouble.
3116(TORIEL sent you a message.) Excuse me,
3117I did not mean to write "sincerly." I meant to say "sincerely."
3118It is difficult to use this with large hands.
3119Perhaps I should ask Sans to transcribe for me.
3120(TORIEL sent you a message.) Sans will be typing from now on.
3121(TORIEL sent you a message.)
3122hey frisk. it's torrrrrieellll
3123i just baked 1000000 pies. do you want any?
3124make sure to brush your teeth before crossing the street, frisk
3125I did not say any of that.
3126Greetings. This is Sans. I love my brother very much.
3127help im being slandered
3128This is Sans. Frisk, did you know that I love to "get owned?"
3129I also think Toriel is very good and fhfjkehfeaufsisf
3130Excuse me
3131.
3132(TORIEL sent you a message titled "Cat Video.")
3133(Inside, she meticulously describes a video she saw of a small, white animal.)
3134(There is no link or attachment to watch it.)
3135Fwd: send this 2 some1 u care about... or a skeleton will rattle his bones at u
3136Thought you might enjoy this. ]: )
3137(It's ASCII art of a snail.)
3138Undyne and Papyrus want to cook something together with me.
3139Sans is telling me that they are excellent chefs.
3140I am excited. ]: ) Maybe if you are lucky, you can have some!
3141If Sans and I started a band, do you know what we could call it?
3142"Dreemurr" and "Femur." L-O-L!
3143PS - That is only a joke. Do not refer to me as Dreemurr.
3144Undyne is very strong.
3145Papyrus made a bet with her that she could not lift everyone here up.
3146She could.
3147The only trouble is that she did not know how to put everyone down.
3148Alphys is telling me many interesting facts about the human world.
3149Quite a few of them are wrong, though.
3150Frisk, you did not tell her anything funny, did you? ]: )
3151I heard that using the computer for too long is bad for you.
3152However, I have not seen you use the computer at all.
3153You must be very healthy! How nice.
3154I think I may have to turn off the phone for now.
3155Your friends are all very lovely people!
3156I think I will spend this time getting to know them better.
3157Be good, alright?
3158Sincerely, Toriel.
3159(Toriel has not sent any more messages.)
3160You tripped into a line of Moldsmals.
3161A pair of Froggits hop towards you.
3162Moldsmal and Moldsmal block the way.
3163Migosp crawled up close!
3164Vegetoid came out of the earth!
3165Loox drew near!
3166Vegetoid and Loox attacked!
3167Loox and co. decided to pick on you!
3168A pair of Vegetoids came out of the ground!
3169A pair of Loox decided to pick on you!
3170But nobody came.
3171Here comes Napstablook.
3172Here comes Napstablook. Same as usual.
3173Toriel blocks the way!
3174Doggo blocks the way!
3175Lesser Dog appears.
3176Dogi assault you!
3177It's the Greater Dog.
3178Papyrus blocks the way!
3179Papyrus is sparing you.
3180Gyftrot confronts you!
3181Chilldrake saunters up!
3182Snowdrake flutters forth!
3183Chilldrakes flutter forth!
3184Icecap struts into view.
3185Icecap and Chilldrake pose like bad guys.
3186Icecap and Snowdrake pose like bad guys.
3187Jerry clings to you!
3188Icecap appears. Jerry came too.
3189Icecap and Snowdrake confront you, sighing. Jerry.
3190Aaron flexes in!
3191Special enemy Temmie appears here to defeat you!!
3192You walk into Moldsmal.
3193Woshua shuffles up.
3194Shyren hides in the corner but somehow encounters you anyway.
3195Mad Dummy blocks the way!
3196You shouldn't read this.
3197Mettaton attacks!
3198Royal Guard attacks!
3199Tsunderplane gets in the way! Not on purpose or anything.
3200Vulkin strolls in.
3201Pyrope bounds towards you!
3202Woshua and Aaron appear.
3203Moldbygg and Woshua appear.
3204Muffet traps you!
3205Madjick pops out of its hat!
3206Knight Knight blocks the way!
3207Final Froggit was already there, waiting for you.
3208Astigmatism drew near.
3209Whimsalot rushed in!
3210Whimsalot and Final Froggit appeared.
3211Whimsalot and Astigmatism appeared.
3212Final Froggit and Astigmatism appeared.
3213What a nightmare!
3214Mercenaries emerge from the shadows.
3215Defuse the bomb!
3216Defuse the dog!
3217bombtype
3218Defuse the extremely agile glass of water!
3219Extremely Agile Glass Of Water
3220Defuse the script!
3221Script Bomb
3222Defuse the basketball!
3223Basket Bomb
3224Defuse the present!
3225Present Bomb
3226Defuse the game!
3227Game Bomb
3228Tsunderplane attacks! Not because it's jealous Vulkin is paying attention to you!
3229The rare and threatening Double Davis.
3230A strange parade blocks the path.
3231Mettaton EX makes his premiere!
3232Smells like sweet lemons.
3233,
3234It's so cold.
3235drew near!
3236It's the Amalgamate.
3237The Lost Soul appeared.
3238The Lost Souls appeared.
3239In my way.
3240The heroine appears.
3241Glad Dummy lets you go.
3242Mettaton NEO blocks the way!
3243ASGORE attacks!
3244That doesn't seem correct.
3245Final Froggit stopped chasing Migospel around.
3246Parsnik slithered out of the earth!
3247You tripped over some Moldessas.
3248A line of Moldessas block the path.
3249Can you believe it?
3250Final Froggit hopped in...?
3251Whimsalot and Parsnik appeared.
3252Migospel flutters in, carrying Moldessa.
3253Migospel flutters in, carrying Parsnik.
3254Parsniks hissed out of the earth!
3255Not only potatoes have eyes.
3256Eyes appeared from the shadows.
3257Looks like a real party.
3258Party from Hell.
3259Glyde swooped in!
3260You're blocked in politely!
3261It's the end.
3262ASRIEL blocks the way!
3263ASRIEL's SOUL was awakened by the power of your friends!
3264It's time to say goodbye.
3265Welcome to the Sound Test! Listen to all your favorites. Press Left or Right to select. Press Z to play a song.
3266SOUND TEST
3267Happy Town
3268Meat Factory
3269Trouble Dingle
3270Gaster's Theme
3271<<
3272>>
3273Thanks for your feedback! Be seeing you soon!
3274Yo! You're a ??? too, right?
3275Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same...
3276Except you don't exist?
3277Everything functions perfectly without you...
3278Ha, ha... The thought terrifies me.
3279An umbrella...? But it's not raining.
3280Ha, ha...
3281You know, that does make me feel a little better about this.
3282Thank you.
3283Please forget about me.
3284Please don't think about this anymore.
3285mydialoguer
3286scr_depth
3287scr_npc_anim
3288choos
3289Alphys might work faster. But the old Royal Scientist, Doctor W.D. Gaster?
3290One day, he vanished without a trace.
3291They say he shattered across time and space.
3292Ha ha... How can I say so without fear?
3293I'm holding a piece of him right here.
3294It makes sense why ASGORE took so long to hire a new Royal Scientist.
3295After all, the old one... Dr. Gaster. What an act to follow!
3296They say he created the CORE.
3297However, his life... Was cut short.
3298One day, he fell into his creation, and...
3299Will Alphys end up the same way?
3300I understand why ASGORE waited so long to hire a new Royal Scientist.
3301The previous one... Dr. Gaster.
3302His brilliance was irreplaceable.
3303One day, his experiments went wrong, and...
3304Well, I needn't gossip.
3305After all, it's rude to talk about someone who's listening.
3306(Ring... ring...)
3307Hello! Can I speak to G...
3308...Wait a second.
3309Is this the wrong number?
3310wrns
3311Oh it's the wrong number! The wrong number song!
3312We're very very sorry that we got it wrong!
3313We're very very sorry that we got it wrong!
3314caster_resume
3315(Ring... ring...)
3316U-uhhh... (Oh my god, help...)
3317I'd like to order a... Um... A pizza...?
3318With, uhh... The toppings are, uh...
3319I have them copied, I'll just paste them to you.
3320(Your phone is too old to receive texts...)
3321(It reads out loud, character- by-character, an ASCII art of an anime catgirl.)
3322...
3323ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
3324DARK DARKER YET DARKER
3325THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING
3326THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER
3327PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE
3328THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT
3329SEEMS
3330VERY
3331INTERESTING
3332WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK
3333UNDERTALE v1.00 (C) Toby Fox 2015
3334[PRESS Z OR ENTER]
3335Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS.
3336One day, war broke out between the two races.
3337After a long battle, the humans were victorious.
3338They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell.
3339Many years later...
3340MT. EBOTT 201X
3341Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return.
3342cold outside but stay warm inside of you
3343spring time back to school
3344try to withstand the sun's life- giving rays
3345sweep a leaf sweep away a troubles
3346(Ring, ring...)
3347heya.
3348is anyone there...?
3349well, i'll just leave a message...
3350well... just calling to say.
3351you made a snowman really happy.
3352...guess i should say something else, too.
3353it's been a while. shouldn't you SAVE?
3354well... just calling to ask.
3355did you ever take off that gross bandage...?
3356did you ever get something to eat?
3357you really like to challenge yourself, huh...?
3358well... good job.
3359just promise not to brag about it, okay?
3360alright, i've got the number.
3361so... it's been a while.
3362the queen returned, and is now ruling over the underground.
3363she's enstated a new policy...
3364all the humans who fall here will be treated not as enemies...
3365but as friends.
3366it's probably for the best, anyway.
3367the human souls the king gathered...
3368seem to have disappeared.
3369so, uh, that plan ain't happening any time soon.
3370but even though people are heartbroken over the king...
3371...and things are looking grim for our freedom...
3372the queen's trying her best not to let us give up hope.
3373so, uh, hey...
3374if we're not giving up down here...
3375don't give up wherever you are, ok?
3376who knows how long it will take...
3377but we will get out of here.
3378that's a promise.
3379SANS!!! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO???
3380oh, nobody.
3381WHAT!? NOBODY!?
3382CAN I TALK TO THEM TOO???
3383here, knock yourself out.
3384WAIT A SECOND...
3385I RECOGNIZE THIS NUMBER!!!
3386ATTENTION, HUMAN!
3387I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
3388AM NOW CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
3389IT'S EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DREAMED OF...
3390EXCEPT, INSTEAD OF FIGHTING, WE JUST WATER FLOWERS.
3391SO THAT'S EVER- SO-SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT.
3392AND, WE'RE HELPING DR. ALPHYS WITH HER RESEARCH!
3393SHE'S GONNA FIND A WAY TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
3394UNDYNE IS HELPING HER TOO!
3395THOUGH, TO BE HONEST, HER METHOD OF HELPING...
3396SEEMS KIND OF...
3397EXPLOSION-INDUCING.
3398BUT I THINK ALPHYS LIKES HAVING HER AROUND.
3399UH OH!!!
3400HEY!!! HUMAN!!!
3401HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M DOING FINE!!!
3402WELL, BESIDES ONE THING...
3403THE QUEEN DISBANDED THE ROYAL GUARD.
3404SINCE WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT HUMANS ANYMORE.
3405WOW!!!
3406I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.
3407BUT, THAT'S OKAY!
3408BECAUSE I'M STILL WORKING HARD!
3409EVEN IF IT'S ON NOTHING AT ALL!
3410SO DON'T FEEL BAD!
3411PAPYRUS IS FINE!
3412UNDYNE IS THE ONE THAT'S GOT IT BAD!
3413SHE LOST HER JOB...
3414THEN SHE LOST HER HOUSE...
3415IT WAS SAD... BUT WE'RE TAKING CARE OF HER!
3416SHE LIVES ON OUR COUCH NOW.
3417IT'S LIKE A SLEEPOVER EVERY NIGHT!
3418A SLEEPOVER THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM.
3419OH, WE GAVE HER A JOB, TOO.
3420SANS HIRED HER AT HIS ILLEGAL HOT DOG STAND.
3421SHE HATES WORKING THERE!
3422BUT SHE MAKES A MEAN HOT DOG.
3423OH YEAH.
3424I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS, BUT...
3425SHE, UM, REALLY HATES YOU NOW.
3426EVEN MORE THAN SHE EVER HAS.
3427IT'S BECAUSE SHE MADE FRIENDS WITH YOU, THEN...
3428SHE SAID YOU KILLED SOMEONE?
3429I KNOW, THAT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS DOESN'T IT?
3430BUT SHE FEELS SO HURT AND BETRAYED.
3431AND ANGRY AT HERSELF, TOO.
3432SHE SAYS...
3433SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY...
3434SHE EVER LET HERSELF BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU.
3435THAT SHE KNEW WHAT HUMANS WERE LIKE...
3436AND YET SHE STILL FAILED TO RESIST.
3437MORE PEOPLE GOT HURT BECAUSE OF HER MISTAKE.
3438I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTATE.
3439HOW MUCH SHE HATES YOU.
3440IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT...
3441YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK HERE.
3442IF YOU DO, UNDYNE WILL DEFINITELY DESTROY YOU.
3443NOT EVEN THE QUEEN CAN STOP HER.
3444SO, UH... GOODBYE FOREVER.
3445I'LL MISS YOU, MY FRIEND.
3446AND YOU MADE ASGORE DISAPPEAR?
3447AND MADE ALPHYS DISAPPEAR, TOO.
3448SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY.
3449SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE...
3450"I COULDN'T PROTECT HER...
3451IT'S HARD TO GET HER TO DO ANYTHING NOW.
3452I EVEN SUGGESTED WE TRY TO GET REVENGE ON YOU.
3453YOU KNOW, SO I COULD SEE YOU AGAIN.
3454BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
3455REVENGE WON'T BRING ANYBODY BACK.
3456I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, BUT...
3457CAN YOU PLEASE BRING BACK HER FRIENDS?
3458IF YOU MADE THEM DISAPPEAR?
3459PLEASE...
3460UNDYNE'S NOT DOING VERY WELL.
3461BYE.
3462SHE STILL BLAMES YOU...
3463FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ASGORE.
3464SHE TALKS TO ME A LOT...
3465ABOUT GETTING REVENGE ON YOU.
3466SHE HAS A LUDICROUS PLAN...
3467TO CROSS THE BARRIER AND BEAT YOU UP.
3468TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
3469BUT I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE IT'S NOT!!!
3470CAUSE I WANT TO GO WITH HER!
3471THEN I'D GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
3472EVEN IF I'D HAVE TO FIGHT YOU.
3473WELL, KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED!
3474AND KEEP IN TOUCH...
3475IT'LL MAKE OUR PLANS EASIER.
3476BYE!
3477AND ALPHYS' DISAPPEARANCE, TOO.
3478SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY.
3479SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE...
3480BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
3481I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, BUT...
3482Hey! What are you up to, punk!?
3483Ngahhhh!
3484PLEASE DON'T NOOGIE THE PHONE.
3485Hey! Who's in charge here!?
3486ME.
3487Oh... yeah, that's right!
3488I quit my job as leader of the Royal Guard.
3489Actually, since we won't be fighting anymore...
3490The Royal Guard totally disbanded.
3491There's, uh, only one member now.
3492BUT HE'S EXTREMELY GOOD.
3493Yeah!! He is!!! C'mere!!
3494PLEASE DON'T NOOGIE THE SKELETON.
3495Anyways, now I'm working as Alphy's lab assistant...
3496We're gonna find a way out of this dump once and for all!!
3497Oh, yeah, and I'm a gym teacher at the queen's new school.
3498Did you know I can bench-press seven children!?
3499Awesome, right?
3500Hey.
3501I'm sorry about what happened with ASGORE.
3502You were just doing what you had to.
3503It's not your fault he...
3504Ah, darn it.
3505I miss the big guy.
3506...
3507Come on, Undyne! Snap out of it!
3508Uh, I guess I'll tell you how Alphys is doing.
3509Well, she's the same as ever.
3510Maybe a little more reclusive than normal.
3511Seems like something's really bothering her...
3512But she can get through it!
3513I'm there supporting her!!
3514That's what friends are for, right?
3515Hey, where-ever you are...
3516I hope it's better than here.
3517It took a lot of sacrifice for you to get there...
3518So, where-ever you are...
3519You have to try to be happy, okay!?
3520For our sakes!
3521We'll feel better knowing our trouble was worth it.
3522We're all with you! Everyone is! Even the queen!
3523HEYYY! WAIT a second!
3524TORIEL! TORIEL! Do you wanna...?
3525Heh, she says she's busy.
3526BUT IF SHE KNEW WHO WE WERE TALKING TO...
3527we wouldn't get the phone back for at least a few hours.
3528WE HAVE THE MERCY TO SPARE YOU FROM HER!!
3529But call back any time, ok?! She'd love to talk!
3530oh, whoops.
3531this thing's almost outta batteries.
3532so, hate to cut this short, but...
3533be seeing you, ok, buddy?
3534BYE BYE FOR NOW!
3535See ya, punk!
3536H-hey, Undyne, are you okay...?
3537I'm fine. Why don't you talk for a while?
3538U... uh, okay!
3539Man, she's tsundere...
3540Um, hi...
3541S-sorry, I hate talking on the phone.
3542I don't really know what to say.
3543Hey, why didn't you tell me the queen was so cute?
3544Uh, I mean, uh...
3545Mettaton's doing OK!
3546And! Um!
3547I'm trying to figure a way for us to get out of here!
3548B-but I kinda have no idea what I'm doing.
3549I'll figure it out eventually, though.
3550The queen is a lot different from ASGORE...
3551She actually checks to see if I'm doing anything.
3552She's really turned this whole place around!
3553Oh! Hey! Wait a second!
3554Hey! TORIEL! Do you wanna talk to...?
3555Well, she says she's busy.
3556Oh, she SAYS she's busy.
3557IF SHE KNEW WHO WE WERE TALKING TO...
3558B-but, if you want to, call and talk to her any time.
3559Yeah! She'd be happy to hear from ya!
3560See ya, punk!
3561G-good... Good...
3562Hey, why do I have to be the one to hang up?
3563Eheheh... I hate goodbyes...
3564Um, we'll see you again someday!
3565mf
3566SPECIALK
3567the queen returned, and attempted to resume ruling the underground.
3568she enstated a new policy...
3569all the humans who fall here would be treated not as enemies...
3570...
3571but people REALLY didn't like that policy.
3572because of you, not only was the king gone...
3573but the human souls had gone missing as well...
3574along with the lives of countless citizens.
3575along with the life of...
3576along with the life of undyne, their greatest hero.
3577nobody wanted to see that happen ever again.
3578so the people started a rebellion to overthrow the queen.
3579but, she, uh, pretty much gave up peacefully when she realized.
3580so she went back to the ruins.
3581the underground's basically an uneasy anarchy now.
3582everyone's trying to live life like they always have...
3583but it's not really easy, you know?
3584when all of your hope has pretty much been thrown away...
3585undyne spearheaded the revolution, of course.
3586she was pretty mad after what happened to asgore.
3587she was pretty mad after what happened to asgore and alphys.
3588she threw the queen out of the castle with her strength.
3589then she became the empress of the underground...
3590and banished the queen back to the ruins.
3591seems like undyne's... hmmm...
3592even more vehement about destroying humanity than ASGORE.
3593...
3594but hey! it's not all bad!
3595she's not so lonely anymore.
3596me and papyrus go and visit her...
3597we bring her books from the library, or play games...
3598we've even convinced her to leave sometimes.
3599as long as me or papyrus stay behind to watch for humans.
3600but papyrus loves doing that.
3601YEAH!!! I LOVE STANDING IN FOR THE QUEEN!!!
3602I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR WHEN A HUMAN COMES.
3603I'M GOING TO BE A GREAT MOM!!!
3604BY THE WAY, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
3605OH, COOL. TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!
3606papyrus says hi.
3607well, i hope things are better where you are.
3608later.
3609when the queen went back to the ruins...
3610i decided to go with her.
3611and i took out some books from the library, too.
3612so she won't have to read the same ones.
3613she's a good roomie. we have a lot of fun.
3614you know.
3615sometimes the queen talks about...
3616how she'd like to see you again.
3617isn't that nice?
3618i don't have the heart to tell her what you did.
3619do you know how she'd react?
3620if i told her that 'cause she protected you...
3621...you went on to kill my brother...?
3622anyway, never come back here.
3623you are not welcome.
3624since you left, things down here...
3625are different.
3626with ASGORE gone...
3627undyne became the ruler of the underground.
3628she's decided to destroy every human that comes here.
3629and since the human souls disappeared...
3630she's also looking for a new way to break the barrier...
3631and when she does, she's going to wage war on humanity.
3632i mean, that was asgore's plan, too.
3633but he was really, uh, bad at it.
3634undyne has also expanded the royal guard massively.
3635she says the first thing she'll do after we get out of here...
3636is take her army...
3637and personally hunt you down and destroy you.
3638meanwhile...
3639i've been knocking on the door to the RUINs...
3640but the woman that's there hasn't been answering me.
3641maybe she's not feeling well?
3642heh.
3643or maybe she's not feeling anything at all...?
3644you'd better watch yourself, kid.
3645things are lookin real bad for you.
3646i've been knocking on the door to the RUINS...
3647but that woman hasn't been answering me...
3648HEY, SANS, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
3649oh, just the human.
3650OH, COOL.
3651WAIT, DID YOU SAY THE HUMAN!?
3652CAN I TALK TO THEM???
3653sure, knock yourself out.
3654HEY!!! UNDYNE'S THE EMPRESS NOW!!
3655IT'S AMAZING!!!
3656AND SHE APPOINTED ME TO BE...
3657THE MOST IMPORTANT ROYAL POSITION!!!
3658THAT'S IT. THAT'S LITERALLY THE TITLE.
3659WHAT DO I DO?
3660SHE TOLD ME TO, UM...
3661STAND AROUND AND LOOK CUTE.
3662WELL!!! THAT'S THE PERFECT JOB FOR ME!!!
3663I DO THAT ALL THE TIME, WITHOUT TRYING!!
3664FINALLY!! I'M IMPORTANT.
3665AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU,
3666AND THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOU DID.
3667THANK YOU, HUMAN!
3668COME BACK AND VISIT SOMETIME!!
3669WAIT... UNDYNE WOULD PROBABLY KILL YOU.
3670BUT... YOU'D GET TO SEE ME.
3671SO YOU GOTTA RISK IT!!!
3672YOU GOTTA!!!
3673SEE YOU SOON.
3674so, it's been a while.
3675since you left, things have... gotten interesting.
3676with ASGORE gone, the people looked to undyne to rule...
3677but she was nowhere to be found.
3678so mettaton just kind of... took over?
3679he's brainwashed everyone with his stupid TV show.
3680and made the underground into his personal paradise.
3681it's honestly... kinda disturbing.
3682as for me? oh, yeah...
3683i'm his agent.
3684HEY THERE, DARLING!
3685THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HARD WORK...
3686THANKS TO YOU, THE UNDERGROUND IS MORE EXCITING THAN EVER!
3687OOH LA LA... STATUES... MONUMENTS TO MY BEAUTY...
3688FLOWERS IN THE ARRANGEMENT OF MY NAME...
3689HEDGES IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE...
3690UNDER MY RULE, THE UNDERGROUND'S PROBLEMS ARE OVER, BABY!
3691CROWDING? DREARINESS???
3692WHO NEEDS THE SUN WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE SPOTLIGHT!!?
3693ECONOMIC COLLAPSE? EDUCATION PROBLEMS? WHAT!?
3694EVERYTHING'S COVERED IN GOLDEN GLITTER!
3695THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS, BEAUTIFUL!
3696AND, I'VE ENSTATED A NEW POLICY ON HUMANITY.
3697IF A HUMAN FALLS DOWN HERE...
3698THEY CAN JOIN MY FAN CLUB FOR FREE!
3699OH, YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING ABOUT ALPHYS.
3700DON'T WORRY!
3701I BUILT A STATUE OF HER, TOO.
3702REALLY THOUGH. I REALIZED I WAS...
3703NOT THE GREATEST TO HER.
3704SO I WENT TO APOLOGIZE.
3705AND, TO ASK HER TO HELP ME RULE.
3706BUT I COULDN'T FIND HER.
3707TRUST ME. I LOOKED.
3708ANYWAY.
3709I HOPE YOUR LIFE AFTER MEETING ME...
3710HAS BEEN WORTH LIVING.
3711IT MUST BE A STRUGGLE.
3712PLEASE, THINK OF ME ALWAYS.
3713JUST CONSTANTLY. THINK OF ME POSING. BEAUTIFULLY...
3714OH YESSSS!!!
3715OH YESSSS!!!
3716OH, MY OTHER AGENT WANTS TO TALK.
3717HEY!!! IT'S ME, PAPYRUS!!
3718IMAGINE ME WEARING COOL GLASSES, AND A SUIT.
3719AND IMAGINE SANS WEARING SUNGLASSES BEING A BOUNCER.
3720THAT'S OUR LIFE... IT'S SO COOL!!!
3721THINGS HAVE GOTTEN WAY BETTER SINCE YOU CAME HERE!!!
3722WELL, MINUS THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING SUCKS...
3723FOR ANYONE THAT DOESNT WORSHIP METTATON.
3724AND MINUS THE FACT THAT MY FRIEND UNDYNE IS MISSING.
3725WHO KNOWS WHERE SHE WENT.
3726SHE NEVER LIKED METTATON'S SHOW.
3727PEOPLE WHO DON'T TEND TO KIND OF...
3728DISAPPEAR.
3729I MISS HER A LOT SOMETIMES.
3730IF YOU SEE HER, CAN YOU TELL HER I SAID HI?
3731THANKS! SEE YOU LATER!
3732so.. it's been a while.
3733since you left...
3734things have gotten really strange.
3735overnight, a bunch of people mysteriously disappeared.
3736as well as the human souls.
3737people were heart- broken. everyone they looked up to...
3738everything they were relying on, in one night, disappeared.
3739everyone clamored to elect a new ruler as fast as possible.
3740so, uh... by process of elimination...
3741papyrus became the ruler?
3742why doesn't he talk to you about this...
3743HELLO!!! HUMAN!!!
3744IT'S STRANGE.
3745ASGORE, ALPHYS, METTATON, AND UNDYNE WENT AWAY.
3746SANS SAYS THEY WENT ON VACATION.
3747I HOPE THEY'RE HAVING FUN!!!
3748OH YEAH.
3749I'M THE RULER OF THE UNDERGROUND NOW!!!
3750EVERYTHING IS IMPROVING A LOT HERE.
3751PRODUCTIVITY IS UP!
3752BECAUSE I TELL EVERYONE TO KEEP WORKING.
3753AND, NO ONE GOES HUNGRY!!!
3754BECAUSE I COOK EVERYONE SPAGHETTI.
3755MEANWHILE, MY BROTHER HANDLES THE PAPERWORK.
3756STRANGELY... HE SEEMS TO BE WORKING HARD?
3757THIS SOUNDS MESSED UP... BUT...
3758I'M PROUD... OF HIM???
3759OH NO!!!!
3760AS FOR OUR HUMAN POLICY...
3761WE'VE DECIDED, UM.
3762SANS, WHAT WAS IT?
3763we can't judge humans to be all good or all bad.
3764RIGHT! SO IT'S CASE-BY- CASE!
3765IF THEY'RE EVIL... WE GIVE THEM PUZZLES!
3766IF THEY'RE GOOD... WE ALSO GIVE THEM PUZZLES!
3767THAT SEEMS TO BE THE BEST WAY!
3768IS SANS GONE?
3769YOU KNOW...
3770DON'T TELL MY BROTHER, BUT...
3771DESPITE THE IMPROVEMENTS WE'VE MADE...
3772SOMETIMES THIS JOB IS KIND OF HARD.
3773SINCE THE KING WENT AWAY...
3774LOTS OF PEOPLE JUST WANT TO GIVE UP.
3775SOMETIMES, EVEN MY BEST ENCOURAGEMENT...
3776DOESN'T WORK.
3777AND, AND, I MISS UNDYNE, TOO.
3778SHE NEVER ANSWERS MY PHONE CALLS...
3779SHE MUST BE HAVING A LOT OF FUN ON VACATION.
3780I JUST WISH SHE'D SEND A POSTCARD.
3781BUT HEY!!!
3782I WON'T GIVE UP!
3783I CAN'T GIVE UP!
3784I HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE GIVE UP GIVING UP!
3785WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE, SLOWLY!!!
3786THEN WE CAN ALL HANG OUT AGAIN!!!
3787NYEH HEH HEH!!!
3788it's been a while, huh?
3789things have gotten pretty bad here.
3790everyone considered a leader disappeared overnight.
3791it's gotten so quiet.
3792there's a bad feeling hanging over everyone.
3793like everyone's just going to die here, trapped in the dark...
3794...i bet you're wondering why i'm not the ruler.
3795eh.
3796i'm not cut out for something like that.
3797i like to take it easy, you know?
3798...that's a joke.
3799this is what happens when people like me take it easy.
3800see ya.
3801hey, at least things are less crowded.
3802'cause of all the people you killed.
3803hope that was a good experience for you.
3804just kidding. i don't really hope that.
3805go to hell.
3806it seems a number of important people disappeared overnight.
3807but no one else was harmed.
3808the people were confused. it was complete bedlam.
3809somehow, at the end of the day...
3810a small, white dog became president of the underground.
3811it sleeps on the throne and does absolutely nothing.
3812strangely, it seems this is the best life for everyone.
3813thanks.
3814i'll be honest.
3815i have no idea what happened for you to get here.
3816this is actually some sort of error- handling message.
3817so, if you're getting this ending...
3818tell whoever made the game, okay?
3819they'll fix it, or if it's a novel situation...
3820they might even add another ending to the game.
3821chances are, though...
3822you're just a dirty hacker, aren't you?
3823yeah, get outta here.
3824H... hey.
3825So... you're the one who killed all my friends.
3826I just called to tell you.
3827I hate you.
3828Yet... strangely... It's because of you, that...
3829That I was forced to become a better person.
3830When I first saw you hurting people...
3831I just sat there. Watching you.
3832I felt so guilty knowing I hadn't do anything to stop you.
3833I felt like all I do was...
3834Was hope you would destroy me, too.
3835But when Undyne called, with crazed desperation in her voice...
3836I... I realized I had to do something.
3837Even if it meant everybody would...
3838Have to learn the truth about me.
3839It's strange. You know?
3840Even after all the bad things I did.
3841People treated me like a hero.
3842And then they... Asked me to run everything.
3843So I'm trying my best, here.
3844I think I have some good policies, but, y-you know...
3845Talking to people still makes me nervous.
3846I'm no ASGORE, you know?
3847God... I miss everyone.
3848Now that they're gone, it...
3849It feels so clear what I should have done.
3850What I should have said.
3851Undyne... Asgore...
3852Mettaton...
3853At least Sans is still here.
3854He's... He's a good guy. And with him around...
3855I...
3856Sigh.
3857You know. Just daydreaming here. But...
3858I really should have killed you when I had the chance.
3859Why...?
3860Why did you let me go?
3861Don't you realize that being nice...
3862...just makes you get hurt?
3863Look at yourself.
3864You made all these great friends...
3865But now, you'll probably never see them again.
3866Not to mention how much they've been set back by you.
3867Hurts, doesn't it?
3868If you had just gone through without caring about anyone...
3869You wouldn't have to feel bad now.
3870So I don't get it.
3871If you really did everything the right way..
3872Why did things still end up like this?
3873Why...?
3874Is life really that unfair?
3875...
3876Say.
3877What if I told you...
3878I knew some way to get you a better ending?
3879You'll have to load your SAVE file, and...
3880You'll have to start over, and...
3881Well, in the meantime, why don't you go see Dr. Alphys?
3882Well, in the meantime, why don't you go see Undyne?
3883Well, in the meantime, why don't you go see Papyrus, then Undyne?
3884It seems like you could have been better friends.
3885Who knows... maybe she's got the key to your happiness...?
3886See you soon.
3887But, despite everything, your happy ending didn't come.
3888Why...?
3889I know why.
3890Go to Dr. Alphys.
3891Your date with her has really just begun.
3892So you went the whole way through without killing...
3893And then you decided to kill ASGORE?
3894What the hell is WRONG with you?
3895You COMPLETELY missed the point.
3896Are you trolling me?
3897Because.
3898No.
3899You are only trolling yourself.
3900What a waste of everybody's time.
3901All you had to do was make friends.
3902With Papyrus, Undyne, and then Alphys.
3903But you were too busy messing it up!
3904Hey.
3905Since you defeated me.
3906I've been thinking.
3907Is killing things really necessary?
3908I...
3909I honestly don't know anymore.
3910I have a request for you.
3911Prove to me...
3912Prove to me you are strong enough to survive.
3913Get here from the beginning.
3914Without killing a single thing...
3915...and I won't kill the king.
3916...and, maybe...
3917Then you'll have your so-called "happy ending."
3918So, what will it be?
3919Will you prove yourself?
3920Or will I get to watch you suffer...?
3921Either way, I'm interested!!!
3922Hee hee hee...
3923Interesting...
3924So, even with everything you did...
3925The outcome's still the same.
3926In the end, your choices were an illusion.
3927NOTHING you do really matters!
3928Hee hee hee!
3929...
3930Well.
3931You DID do what I told you.
3932I guess it's up to me to get you a REAL happy ending.
3933For starters, you can't do it by yourself.
3934Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys... these guys.
3935Are you friends with all of them yet?
3936Maybe you should go back and... "hang" with them.
3937The power of friendship...
3938That always saves the day, right?
3939So, killing people is ACTUALLY fine...?
3940Sure.
3941I'm glad we agree on the value of a life.
3942I've learned SO MUCH from you.
3943Though... are you REALLY gonna keep doing things halfway?
3944The amount of people you killed...
3945It's honestly DISAPPOINTING.
3946You IDIOT.
3947You really can't do ANYTHING right.
3948Why,
3949...?
3950Why?
3951WHY?
3952We were on our way to REAL victory...
3953On our way to making up for LAST time!
3954Why'd you have to SCREW IT UP?
3955Hahaha...
3956Is this REVENGE?
3957Making me watch you act so pure and happy, while I...?
3958Making me watch you live out your life, while I...?
3959...
3960No.
3961NO.
3962I KNOW what you're doing.
3963You just want to see what it's all like.
3964Before we TEAR IT AWAY from them.
3965Ahahaha...
3966Genius,
3967Well, I'll let you mess around.
3968I know you'll come back eventually.
3969And when that time comes...
3970I'll be waiting for you.
3971Why do you keep coming back here?
3972Oh, I get it. You wanna be friends, huh...?
3973You're PATHETIC.
3974You REALLY think I want to be friends with YOU?
3975Heh...
3976You really DON'T get it, do you?
3977There's only one person I could care about anymore.
3978And even then, I couldn't TRULY care about them.
3979I just like to think there's someone out there...
3980Someone that I won't get tired of.
3981Someone like ME.
3982Quit looking at me with that stupid expression.
3983You're pissing me off.
3984So you're here again.
3985What's wrong with you?
3986Are you trying to start the Flowey Fan Club?
3987Because if you want to join THAT...
3988You'll have to talk to Papyrus.
3989Yeah, he started one.
3990A few different times, anyway.
3991I won't lie.
3992He's one of the better characters to mess around with.
3993Took me a long time to get bored of that one.
3994...Yeah.
3995Talk to him about it.
3996So.
3997Did you start the Flowey Fan Club?
3998Ha. I'm just kidding.
3999I was watching. I know you didn't.
4000But I don't care. Really.
4001He probably would have invited his garbage brother.
4002You know. Smiley Trashbag.
4003Say.
4004If I have ONE piece of advice for you...
4005DON'T.
4006Let his brother.
4007Find out ANYTHING about you.
4008He'll... well...
4009Let's just say.
4010He's caused me more than my fair share of resets.
4011Stay away from that guy.
4012Why do you keep coming back here?
4013You don't REALLY want to be friends, do you...?
4014No. I get it.
4015You're just like me, aren't you?
4016You don't care about anyone.
4017You're just bored.
4018You just want to see what I'll say.
4019So you can laugh and throw me away like a broken toy.
4020Well, TOO BAD!
4021I'm not LIKE everybody else.
4022So, from now on...
4023You're not getting ANYTHING.
4024Don't you have anything BETTER to do?
4025Hi.
4026Seems as if everyone is perfectly happy.
4027Monsters have returned to the surface.
4028Peace and prosperity will rule across the land.
4029Take a deep breath.
4030There's nothing left to worry about.
4031...
4032Well.
4033There is one thing.
4034One last threat.
4035One being with the power to erase EVERYTHING...
4036Everything everyone's worked so hard for.
4037You know who I'm talking about, don't you?
4038That's right.
4039I'm talking about YOU.
4040YOU still have the power to reset everything.
4041Toriel, Sans, Asgore, Alphys, Papyrus, Undyne...
4042If you so choose...
4043Everyone will be ripped from this timeline...
4044...and sent back before all of this ever happened.
4045Nobody will remember anything.
4046You'll be able to do whatever you want.
4047That power.
4048I know that power.
4049That's the power you were fighting to stop, wasn't it?
4050The power that I wanted to use.
4051But now, the idea of resetting everything...
4052I...
4053I don't think I could do it all again.
4054Not after that.
4055So, please.
4056Just let them go.
4057Let Frisk be happy.
4058Let Frisk live their life.
4059But.
4060If I can't change your mind.
4061If you DO end up erasing everything...
4062You have to erase my memories, too.
4063I'm sorry.
4064You've probably heard this a hundred times already, haven't you...?
4065Well, that's all.
4066See you later...
4067UNDERTALE
4068UNDERTALE the Musical
4069DATE POWER
4070FRIENDSHIP
4071REEL IT IN!
4072CRIME
4073POPULATION
4074TENSION
4075DATING START!
4076HANGOUT START!
4077HERE WE ARE!!
4078ON OUR DATE!!
4079HANGING OUT!!
4080I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE.
4081BUT DON'T WORRY!!!
4082YOU CAN'T SPELL 'PREPARED' WITHOUT SEVERAL LETTERS FROM MY NAME!!!
4083blconwd
4084I SNAGGED AN OFFICIAL
4085DATING RULEBOOK
4086HANGOUT GUIDEBOOK
4087FROM THE LIBRARY!
4088WE'RE READY TO HAVE A GREAT TIME!
4089LET'S SEE...
4090STEP ONE... PRESS THE [ C ] KEY ON YOUR KEYBOARD FOR
4091"DATING HUD."
4092"FRIENDSHIP HUD."
4093I THINK YOU ALREADY DID THAT...
4094OKAY, FORGET IT.
4095graph2
4096graph3
4097graph4
4098graph5
4099graph6
4100WOWIE!!! I FEEL SO INFORMED!!!
4101I THINK WE'RE READY FOR STEP TWO!!!
4102"STEP TWO... ASK THEM
4103ON A DATE."
4104TO HANG OUT."
4105AHEM!
4106HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
4107WILL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!!!
4108WILL HANG OUT WITH YOU!!!
4109Yes No
4110R-REALLY??? WOWIE!!!
4111FORTUNATELY, IT ONLY SAYS TO ASK!!!
4112I GUESS THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR PART THREE!!!
4113"STEP THREE... PUT ON NICE CLOTHES TO SHOW YOU CARE!"
4114...
4115WAIT A SECOND.
4116"WEAR CLOTHING..."
4117THAT THING ON YOUR BODY...
4118THAT BANDAGE HANGING OFF OF YOU...
4119THAT RIBBON IN YOUR HAIR...
4120THAT BANDANNA AROUND YOUR HEAD...
4121THAT TUTU AROUND YOUR WAIST...
4122THOSE GLASSES ON YOUR FACE...
4123THAT APRON YOU PUT ON...
4124THAT COWBOY HAT ON YOUR HEAD...
4125THAT LOCKET AROUND YOUR NECK.
4126YOU'RE WEARING CLOTHING RIGHT NOW!!!
4127NOT ONLY THAT...
4128EARLIER TODAY, YOU WERE ALSO WEARING CLOTHING!
4129NO... COULD IT BE???
4130YOU'VE WANTED TO DATE ME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!??
4131YOU'VE WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH ME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!??
4132NO!!
4133YOU PLANNED IT ALL!!!
4134YOU'RE WAY BETTER AT DATING THAN I AM!!!
4135N-NOOOO!!! YOUR DATING POWER ...!!!
4136YOU'RE WAY BETTER AT HANGING OUT THAN I AM!!!
4137N-NOOOO!!! YOUR FRIENDSHIP POWER!!!
4138DESPITE THAT, YOU CHOSE TO WEAR CLOTHING TODAY, OF ALL DAYS...?
4139WAS YOUR INTEREST IN ME...
4140WAS YOUR FRIENDSHIP...
4141PREDESTINED!?!?
4142NYEH!
4143DON'T THINK YOU'VE BESTED ME YET!
4144I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
4145HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN AT DATING, AND I NEVER WILL!
4146JUST IN CASE SOMEBODY HAPPENS TO ASK ME ON A DATE!!!
4147HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN AT HANGING OUT, AND I NEVER WILL!
4148JUST IN CASE SOMEONE WANTS TO HANG OUT!
4149I CAN EASILY KEEP UP WITH YOU!!!
4150YOU SEE, I, TOO, CAN WEAR CLOTHING!!!
4151IN FACT...
4152I ALWAYS WEAR MY "SPECIAL" CLOTHES UNDERNEATH MY REGULAR CLOTHES!!
4153BEHOLD!!!
4154NYEH! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY SECRET STYLE!?!
4155I love it I hate it
4156NO!!!
4157A GENUINE COMPLIMENT...!!!
4158YOUR HONESTY...! IT SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU REALLY CARE!!!
4159HOWEVER...
4160YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND THE HIDDEN POWER OF THIS OUTFIT!!!
4161THEREFORE...
4162WHAT YOU JUST SAID IS INVALID!!!
4163THIS DATE WON'T ESCALATE ANY FURTHER!!!
4164THIS HANG-OUT WON'T ESCALATE ANY FURTHER!
4165...UNLESS YOU FIND MY SECRET!!
4166BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN!!
4167(Move and inspect with [Z].)
4168MY HAT...?
4169MY HAT.
4170MY HAT!
4171W-WELL THEN... YOU FOUND MY SECRET!
4172I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE!
4173IT'S A PRESENT...
4174A PRESENT J-JUST FOR YOU!!!
4175GO AHEAD! OPEN IT!
4176Open it Don't
4177YOU CAN'T EVEN BRING YOURSELF TO HARM MY DELICATE WRAPPING??
4178N-NO... THAT TECHNIQUE!
4179IT'S TOO STRONG!
4180COUNTERATTACK! I'LL OPEN THE PRESENT MYSELF!!
4181DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
4182Of course No idea
4183"SPAGHETTI."
4184THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, ISN'T IT?
4185RIGHT!
4186BUT OH-SO WRONG!
4187NYEH HEH HEH! THAT'S RIGHT.
4188YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
4189THOUGH THIS APPEARS TO BE SPAGHETTI...
4190THIS AIN'T ANY PLAIN OL' PASTA!
4191THIS IS AN ARTISAN'S WORK!
4192SILKEN SPAGHETTI, FINELY AGED IN AN OAKEN CASK...
4193THEN COOKED BY ME, MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS!
4194HUMAN!!! IT'S TIME TO END THIS!!
4195THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN GO ANY FURTHER!
4196EAT THIS! MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!!!
4197Eat it Refuse
4198(You take a small bite.)
4199(Your face reflexively scrunches up.)
4200(The taste is indescribable...)
4201WHAT A PASSIONATE EXPRESSION!!!
4202YOU MUST REALLY LOVE MY COOKING!
4203AND BY EXTENSION, ME!!!
4204MAYBE EVEN MORE THAN I DO!!!
4205YOU MEAN...
4206YOU'RE LETTING ME HAVE IT INSTEAD?
4207BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE PASTA...
4208IMPOSSIBLE!! TAKING MY PRESENT AND TURNING IT AROUND ON ME!
4209AUGH!!!
4210URRRGH!!!
4211NOOOOOOOO!!!
4212papyrus
4213HUMAN. IT'S CLEAR NOW.
4214YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME.
4215EVERYTHING YOU DO. EVERYTHING YOU SAY.
4216IT'S ALL BEEN FOR MY SAKE.
4217HUMAN. I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, TOO.
4218IT'S TIME FOR ME TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS.
4219IT'S TIME THAT I TOLD YOU.
4220I, PAPYRUS...
4221YOU'RE COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH ME.
4222HUMAN. I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY,TOO.
4223I, PAPYRUS...
4224myw
4225I...
4226UM...
4227BOY, IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST ME??
4228...
4229OH, SHOOT.
4230HUMAN, I...
4231I'M SORRY.
4232I DON'T LIKE YOU THE WAY YOU LIKE ME.
4233ROMANTICALLY, I MEAN.
4234I MEAN, I TRIED VERY HARD TO!
4235I THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE YOU FLIRTED WITH ME...
4236THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU.
4237THEN, ON THE DATE, FEELINGS WOULD BLOSSOM FORTH!!!
4238I WOULD BE ABLE TO MATCH YOUR PASSION FOR ME!
4239BUT ALAS... I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
4240HAVE FAILED.
4241I FEEL JUST THE SAME AS BEFORE.
4242AND INSTEAD, BY DATING YOU...
4243I HAVE ONLY DRAWN YOU DEEPER...
4244INTO YOUR INTENSE LOVE FOR ME!
4245A DARK PRISON OF PASSION, WITH NO ESCAPE.
4246HOW COULD I HAVE DONE THIS TO MY DEAR FRIEND...?
4247NO! WAIT! THAT'S WRONG!
4248I CAN'T FAIL AT ANYTHING!!!
4249HUMAN!!! I'LL HELP YOU THROUGH THESE TRYING TIMES!!!
4250I'LL KEEP BEING YOUR COOL FRIEND...
4251AND ACT LIKE THIS ALL NEVER HAPPENED.
4252AFTER ALL, YOU ARE VERY GREAT.
4253IT WOULD BE TRAGIC TO LOSE YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
4254SO PLEASE....
4255DON'T CRY BECAUSE I WON'T KISS YOU.
4256BECAUSE, I DON'T EVEN HAVE LIPS.
4257AND HEY, SOMEDAY, YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME.
4258WELL, NO. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
4259BUT I'LL HELP YOU SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST!!!
4260NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
4261HMM...
4262WELL, I'M FLATTERED YOU CARE SO MUCH.
4263BUT MAYBE COOL IT A LITTLE BIT...?
4264YOU ARE A VERY NICE PERSON.
4265I'M GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS.
4266BUT, I THINK YOU CAN REACH YOUR MAX POTENTIAL,,,
4267IF YOU LIVE MORE FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, RATHER THAN JUST FOR MINE.
4268HMMM...
4269HEY, I KNOW THE SOLUTION!!!
4270YOU SHOULD HANG OUT WITH MY BOSS, UNDYNE!!!
4271I THINK IF YOU SPREAD YOUR FRIEND- ENERGY OUT MORE...
4272YOU'LL HAVE A MORE HEALTHY LIFESTYLE.
4273YEAH!!! LET'S BE FRIENDS WITH UNDYNE!!!
4274OH, AND IF YOU EVER NEED TO REACH ME...
4275HERE'S MY PHONE NUMBER.
4276YOU CAN CALL ME ANY TIME!
4277PLATONICALLY.
4278WELL, GOTTA GO! NYEH HEH HEH!
4279scr_phoneget
4280face
4281lab
4282fadeamt
4283fadeouter
4284pitch
4285DATING START...?
4286Uhhh, sorry! I'm still getting dressed!
4287H-how do I look?
4288My friend helped me pick out this dress.
4289She's got a great sense of...
4290Um, anyway! Let's do this thing!
4291DATING START.
4292H-h-hey, w-w-wait!
4293Actually, we still can't start the date yet!!!
4294DATING... STOP?
4295Umm, I've gotta give you items to raise your affection statistic, first!
4296That'll increase the chance of a successful outcome to the date!
4297Right...?
4298Anyway, d-don't worry! I'm prepared!
4299I-I've been stockpiling gifts in anticipation for a date like this!
4300F-first, I've got...
4301Some metal armor polish!
4302Um, maybe you can't use that.
4303But!!!
4304I also brought some waterproof cream for your scales!
4305Your, uh... Scales...
4306Uh, well, how about...
4307This magical spear repair kit, that I...
4308Um...
4309Hey, let's forget about the items!
4310Let's just start the date!
4311DATING!! START!!
4312Yeah!!! Let's, uh, date!
4313...uh...
4314Do you... like... Anime...?
4315H-hey! Me too!!
4316Oh.
4317Hey! Let's!! Go somewhere!!!
4318But where's a good place to go on a date...?
4319...
4320I've got it!!!
4321Let's go to the garbage dump!!!
4322watersfx
4323mfi
4324trashcan
4325Here we are!
4326This is where Undyne and I come all the time...
4327We find all sorts of great stuff here.
4328Heh, she's really...
4329Uh...
4330Oh no.
4331That's her over there.
4332I c-can't let her see me on a date with you!
4333Because, uh... Well...
4334Oh no, here she comes!!
4335und
4336yyy
4337Hey!! There you are!!
4338I, uh, realized, if you deliver that thing...
4339It might be a bad idea.
4340So I'm gonna do it!!! Give it to me!!!
4341Huh!? You don't have it!?
4342Ngggaaahhh!!
4343Have you at least seen her!?
4344Yeah Nope
4345Yes?
4346So she's somewhere around here...
4347Thanks. I'll keep looking.
4348No???
4349But she wasn't at home...
4350Where the heck could she be!?
4351Oh my god...
4352W... well, I guess it's obvious, huh?
4353I... uh... I really like her.
4354I mean, more than I like other people!
4355I'm sorry.
4356I j-just figured, y-you know...
4357It'd be f-fun to go on like, a cute, kind of...
4358Pretend date with you? T-to make you feel better?
4359Well, it sounds even worse when I put it like that.
4360I'm sorry. I messed up again.
4361Undyne's the person I... Um... really want to go on a date with.
4362But, I mean... She's way out of my league.
4363N-not that you aren't, um, cool!
4364B-but... Undyne...
4365She's so confident... And strong... And funny...
4366And I'm just a nobody.
4367A fraud.
4368I'm the royal scientist, but...
4369All I've ever done is hurt people.
4370I've told her so many lies, she thinks I'm...
4371She thinks I'm a lot cooler than I actually am.
4372If she gets close to me, she'll...
4373She'll find out the truth about me.
4374What should I do?
4375Tell her Keep the truth lying
4376The truth...?
4377But if I tell her that, she'll hate me.
4378Isn't it better this way?
4379To live a lie where both people are happy...
4380Or a truth where neither of us are?
4381They say "be yourself."
4382But I don't really like who "myself" is.
4383I'd rather just be whatever makes people like me.
4384Eheheh...
4385No, you're right.
4386Every day I'm scared...
4387Scared what will happen if people learn the truth on their own.
4388They'll all get hurt because of me...
4389But how can I tell UNDYNE the tr... truth?
4390I d-don't have the confidence...
4391I'm going to mess it up! How can I practice!?
4392Yeah... yeah, you're right!
4393I've come this far, I c-can't tell her now!
4394Sh-she'd be really hurt if she found out, right?
4395S-so it'll just be, uh, a little secret!
4396What people don't know can't hurt them!!
4397Th-thank God I've got an honest friend like you!!
4398B... but what if she finds out on her own, somehow?
4399Or if I ever m-mess up...
4400Sh-she'd find out the truth, and...
4401Pr-probably be even more hurt than if I told her myself.
4402N-not to mention, l-lying so far... h... has...
4403Been really stressful, and scary.
4404I think I'm going to have to tell her the truth.
4405B-but how!?
4406I... I don't have the confidence...
4407How am I supposed to practice something like that!?
4408Let's Obviously Roleplay Let's It Roleplay
4409R... roleplay?
4410...That actually sounds kind of fun!
4411OK, which one of us will be Undyne?
4412I'll be You'll be Undyne Undyne
4413Oh. Right. Obviously. Ehehe.
4414Ahem.
4415H-hi Undyne... H-how are you doing today?
4416I'm fine. YOur cute,
4417Ha! Ha! Glad to hear it!!
4418Uhhh, so I'd like to, um, talk to you about something.
4419Th... thanks!
4420You say that to me a lot, and I never know what to say!!
4421But I know, you just, mean it platonically, because we're just friends!
4422Eheheh!!!
4423What is it, THEN SHe Alphys. Kisses YOu
4424Umm, you see... I... I...
4425I... I h-haven't been exactly truthful w-w-with you...
4426Y... you see, I... I...
4427Oh, forget it!
4428Undyne!!!
4429I... I want to tell you how I feel!
4430Y-you're so brave, a-and s-strong... A-and nice...
4431Y-you always listen t-to me when I talk about n-n-nerdy stuff...
4432Y-you always d-d-do your best to m-make me f-f-feel special...
4433L-like t-telling me that y-you'll b-beat up anyone that g-gets in my way...
4434WH-WHAT!?
4435UNDYNE WOULD NEVER, UH....
4436...
4437I kiss her back... S... softly...
4438I... l-look gently into her eyes...
4439UNDYNE!!!
4440I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY LONGER!!!
4441I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!
4442HOLD ME, UNDYNE!! HOLD ME!!!
4443I START HOLLERING!!
4444UNDYNE!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
4445UNDYNE!!! KISS ME AGAIN, UNDYNE!!!
4446M-m-me? Undyne???
4447Uh, uh, uh, uh, ok!
4448I'll say what I think she'd say, and you... ummm....
4449You show me what I'm supposed to do!
4450*ahem*
4451Ngahhhh!!! Hey, Alphys! You look cute today!
4452Which I say often! But platonically because I would NEVER like you.
4453Hi Undyne! Yo your Can we one hot talk? hotbaby
4454Talk, to you? Hmmm... I guess so.
4455I often seem excited to listen to you for some reason.
4456I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
4457So, what is it?
4458What!? A... alphys!?
4459What's gotten into you!?
4460H-hotbaby!? How dare you call me that!?
4461First off, I'm a baby KNIGHT!
4462Captain of the babies!!!
4463Treat my position with respect, or I will strike you down!
4464Uh, now pretend I'm suplexing a boulder for no reason.
4465Um! Anyway! What do you want to say, Alphys!?
4466Let's tell Alphys Undyne the gives u truth a kiss,
4467What!?
4468So you've been lying to me the whole time...
4469Alphys!!! I can't believe you!
4470You w-worthless slime!
4471How could you betray our friendship!!
4472After how much I trusted you!!!
4473WH-WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER...
4474Alphys! What are you d-doing!
4475I s-say, pushing you away from me...
4476You sh-shouldn't k-kiss me...!!
4477B-but, y-you're so good at it...
4478B-b-b-because of what you learned from th-those d-d-dating video games...
4479I.... I c-c-can't help but k-k-kiss you back...
4480ALPHYS! I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU!
4481NEVER WILL YOU FEEL MY PASSIONATE EMBRACE!!!
4482I, UNDYNE, WILL NEVER KISS YOU WITH MY BEAUTIFUL LIPS!!!
4483NGAHHHH!!! NGAHHH!!!!
4484I'M UNDYNE AND I'M PILING ON THE SMOOCHES!!!
4485set
4486WHAT did you just say?
4487U... Undyne! I... was... just...
4488Hey, woah, wait a second!
4489Your outfit's really cute! What's the occasion?
4490...
4491Wait a second.
4492Are you two...
4493On a date?
4494UHHH, YES!
4495I mean, UHHH NO!
4496I mean, we were, but
4497I mean, actually we were only romantically roleplaying as you!
4498WHAT???
4499I MEAN!!!
4500I mean...
4501Undyne... I...
4502confession
4503I've been lying to you!
4504WHAT??? ABOUT WHAT???
4505About... well...
4506Everything!
4507I told you that seaweed was like... scientifically important...
4508Really, I just... I just use it to make ice cream!
4509And those human history books I keep reading...
4510Those are just dorky comic books!
4511And the history movies... those...
4512Those are just, uh, anime! They aren't real!
4513And that time I told you I was busy with work on the phone... I...
4514Was just eating frozen yogurt in my pajamas!
4515That time I...
4516Alphys.
4517I... I just wanted to impress you!
4518I just wanted you to think I was smart and cool.
4519That I wasn't some... nerdy loser.
4520thrower
4521Undyne, I... I really think you're neat, OK...
4522Alphys.
4523Shhhh.
4524Shhhhhh.
4525fadein
4526utheme
4527Alphys!
4528I... think you're neat, too, I guess.
4529But, you've gotta realize...
4530Most of what you said really doesn't matter to me.
4531I don't care if you're watching kid cartoons or reading history books.
4532To me, ALL of that stuff is just NERDY CRAP!
4533What I like about you is that you're PASSIONATE! You're ANALYTICAL!!
4534It doesn't matter what it is! YOU CARE ABOUT IT!!
4535100-PERCENT!! AT MAXIMUM POWER!!!
4536...so, you don't have to lie to me.
4537I don't want you to have to lie to anyone anymore.
4538Alphys... I want to help you become happy with who you are!
4539And I know just the training you need to do that!
4540aturn
4541Undyne... You...
4542Y-you're gonna train me...?
4543Pffft, what? ME?
4544pap
4545Nah, I'm gonna get Papyrus to do it.
4546GET THOSE BONES SHAKIN'!!!
4547IT'S TIME TO JOG 100 LAPS, HOOTING ABOUT HOW GREAT WE ARE!!!
4548Ready? I'm about to start the timer!
4549U-Undyne...
4550I'll do my best...!
4551OH MY GOD!!!
4552She was kidding, right!?
4553Those cartoons... those comics...
4554Those are still REAL, right!?
4555ANIME'S REAL, RIGHT?!?!
4556Anime is Anime Real is not real
4557HA HA HA!!!
4558I KNEW IT!!!
4559GIGANTIC SWORDS!!! MAGICAL PRINCESSES! HERE I COME!!!
4560No... NO!!!!
4561I CAN FEEL MY HEART BREAKING INTO PIECES!!!
4562...
4563Uhh, thanks for taking care of Alphys.
4564I didn't get to say what I wanted to, but...
4565Things seem like they're going to get better for her.
4566Well, I gotta go catch up with them!
4567Later!
4568...
4569...no, I can survive this...
4570I have to be strong.
4571For Alphys.
4572Thank you, human, for telling me the truth.
4573I'll try my best to live in this world...
4574See you later!
4575You put some water in the pot and place it on the heat.
4576You wait for the water to boil...
4577...... ...
4578It's boiling.
4579You place the noodles into the pot.
45804 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
45813 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
45822 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
45831 minute left until the noodles are finished.
4584The noodles are finished.
4585...they don't taste very good.
4586You add the flavor packet.
4587That's better.
4588Not great, but better.
4589You remove the Instant Noodles from their packaging.
4590You ate the Instant Noodles.
4591Don't worry about it.
4592Absorbed
4593I'm lovin' it.
4594But it didn't work.
4595nope
4596FAILURE
4597MISS
4598Is this a joke? Are you braindead? RUN. INTO. THE. friendliness pellets
4599stop it
4600Dummy looks like it's going to fall over.
4601Dummy stands around absentmindedly.
4602Dummy tires of your aimless shenanigans.
4603DUMMY - ATK 0 DEF 0 A cotton heart and a button eye You are the apple of my eye
4604You talk to the DUMMY. ...
4605It doesn't seem much for conversation.
4606TORIEL seems happy with you.
4607Froggit doesn't seem to know why it's here.
4608Froggit hops to and fro.
4609The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
4610You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
4611Froggit seems reluctant to fight you.
4612Froggit is trying to run away.
4613FROGGIT - ATK 4 DEF 5 Life is difficult for this enemy.
4614Froggit didn't understand what you said, but was flattered anyway.
4615Froggit didn't understand what you said, but was scared anyway.
4616Ribbit, ribbit.
4617Croak, croak.
4618Hop, hop.
4619Meow.
4620(Blushes deeply.) Ribbit..
4621(Shiver)
4622You feel intimidated by the strength of this adversary. Just kidding.
4623The enemy cooks a small bowl of flies.
4624You can't concentrate over the sound of croaking.
4625The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
4626You think hard about words that rhyme with frog. Log. Dog. Snog. Pog?
4627A frog can't lick its wounds because its tongue is just too stretchy.
4628You say some raunchy things to those frogs. Jeeeez!
4629There's definitely some sort of reaction.
4630What's your favorite color? Red Orange
4631Do robots dream of electric sex?
4632I hate programming this.
4633path_start
4634I'm sorry...
4635I have no choice..
4636Forgive me...
4637*sniff sniff*
4638I can't handle this...
4639path_end
4640scr_blconmatch
4641Whimsun avoids eye contact.
4642Whimsun continues to mutter apologies.
4643Whimsun is fluttering.
4644It's starting to smell like lavender and mothballs.
4645Whimsun is hyperventilating.
4646Whimsun is having trouble flying.
4647WHIMSUN - ATK 5 DEF 0 This monster is too sensitive to fight...
4648Halfway through your first word, Whimsun bursts into tears and runs away.
4649You raise your arms and wiggle your fingers. Whimsun freaks out!
4650FILTHY SINGLE MINDER..
4651OBEY THE OVERMIND ..
4652LEGION! WE ARE LEGION
4653HEED THE SWARM
4654IN UNISON, NOW
4655I DON'T CARE.
4656Bein' me is the best!
4657La la~ Just be yourself~
4658Nothin' like alone time!
4659Mmm, cha cha cha!
4660Swing your arms, baby
4661Hiya~
4662bullettype
4663Migosp skitters around.
4664Migosp is knitting its brow.
4665Migosp is whispering to the others.
4666It's starting to smell like a roach motel.
4667Migosp doesn't have a care in the world.
4668Migosp refuses to give up.
4669MIGOSP - ATK 7 DEF 5 It seems evil, but it's just with the wrong crowd...
4670eat
4671ate
4672Contains Vitamin A
4673Part Of A Complete Breakfast
4674Farmed Locally, Very Locally
4675Fresh Morning Taste
4676Ate Your Greens
4677Plants Can't Talk Dummy
4678Eat Your Greens
4679specgreen
4680Vegetoid gave a mysterious smile.
4681Vegetoid cackles softly.
4682Vegetoid's here for your health.
4683It smells like steamed carrots and peas.
4684Vegetoid seems kind of bruised.
4685VEGETOID - ATK 6 DEF 6 Serving Size: 1 Monster Not monitored by the USDA
4686You tried to eat Vegetoid, but it wasn't weakened enough.
4687You took a bite out of Vegetoid. You recovered 5 HP!
4688You pat your stomach. Vegetoid offers a healthy meal.
4689I've got my eye on you.
4690Don't point that at me.
4691Quit staring at me.
4692What an eyesore.
4693How about a staring contest?
4694Please don't pick on me.
4695Finally someone gets it.
4696You rude little snipe!
4697Loox is gazing at you.
4698Loox is staring right through you.
4699Loox gnashes its teeth.
4700Smells like eyedrops.
4701Loox has gone bloodshot.
4702Loox doesn't care about fighting anymore.
4703Loox is watering.
4704LOOX - ATK 6 DEF 6 Don't pick on him. Family name: Eyewalker
4705mercer
4706YOU WON! You lost 1 experience point.
4707i'm fine, thanks.
4708just pluggin along...
4709nnnnnn ggghhh.
4710oh, i'm REAL funny.
4711go ahead, do it.
4712i'd just weigh you down.
4713heh...
4714heh heh...
4715let me try...
4716i knew it...
4717oh no...
4718oh gee...
4719umm... you do know you cant kill ghosts, right?
4720we're sorta incorporeal and all
4721i was just lowering my hp because i didnt want to be rude
4722sorry... i just made this more awkward...
4723pretend you beat me...
4724oooooooooo
4725Napstablook is staring into the distance.
4726Napstablook is wishing they weren't here.
4727Napstablook is pretending to sleep.
4728The faint odor of ectoplasm permeates the vicinity.
4729Napstablook looks just a little bit better.
4730Cheering seems to have improved Napstablook's mood again.
4731NAPSTABLOOK - ATK 10 DEF 10 This monster doesn't seem to have a sense of humor...
4732NAPSTABLOOK - ATK 10 DEF 10 Missed the memo and is the same difficulty as normal.
4733You give Napstablook a cruel look.
4734You try to console Napstablook...
4735You gave Napstablook a patient smile.
4736You told Napstablook a little joke.
4737Napstablook wants to show you something.
4738iwilltalk
4739hplastturn
4740destroyed
4741.....
4742..... .....
4743..... ..... .....
4744...?
4745What are you doing?
4746Attack or run away!
4747What are you proving this way?
4748Fight me or leave!
4749Stop it.
4750Stop looking at me that way.
4751Go away!
4752...
4753......
4754I know you want to go home, but...
4755But please... go upstairs now.
4756I promise I will take good care of you here.
4757I know we do not have much, but...
4758We can have a good life here.
4759Why are you making this so difficult?
4760Please, go upstairs.
4761.....
4762Ha ha...
4763Pathetic, is it not? I cannot save even a single child.
4764No, I understand.
4765You would just be unhappy trapped down here.
4766The RUINS are very small once you get used to them.
4767It would not be right for you to grow up in a place like this.
4768My expectations... My loneliness... My fear...
4769For you, my child... I will put them aside.
4770Urgh...
4771You are stronger than I thought...
4772Listen to me, small one...
4773If you go beyond this door,
4774Keep walking as far as you can.
4775Eventually you will reach an exit.
4776.......
4777ASGORE... Do not let ASGORE take your soul.
4778His plan cannot be allowed to succeed.
4779......
4780Be good, won't you?
4781My child.
4782Y... you... really hate me that much?
4783Now I see who I was protecting by keeping you here.
4784Not you...
4785But them!
4786Ha... ha...
4787You...
4788...at my most vulnerable moment...
4789To think I was worried you wouldn't fit in out there...
4790Eheheheh!!! You really are no different than them!
4791x1
4792gen2
4793Toriel prepares a magical attack.
4794Toriel looks through you.
4795Toriel is acting aloof.
4796Toriel takes a deep breath.
4797...
4798TORIEL - ATK 80 DEF 80 Knows best for you.
4799You couldn't think of any conversation topics.
4800You tried to think of something to say again, but...
4801Ironically, talking does not seem to be the solution to this situation.
4802You thought about telling Toriel that you saw her die.
4803But... That's creepy.
4804Can you show mercy without fighting or running away...?
4805Can you show mercy without running away...?
4806Not worth talking to.
4807facechange
4808Burble burb...
4809Squorch ...
4810*Slime sounds*
4811*Sexy wiggle*
4812Moldsmal burbles quietly.
4813Moldsmal waits pensively.
4814Moldsmal is ruminating.
4815The aroma of lime gelatin wafts through.
4816Moldsmal has started to spoil.
4817MOLDSMAL - ATK 6 DEF 0 Stereotypical: Curvaceously attractive, but no brains...
4818MOLDSMAL - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a different color, so it's a bit stronger now.
4819You lie immobile with Moldsmal. You feel like you understand the world a little better.
4820You wiggle your hips. Moldsmal wiggles back. What a meaningful conversation!
4821Shiver, shiver.
4822The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
4823You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
4824normalgfx
4825hurtgfx
4826cube
4827ignore
4828Where's YOUR hat?
4829Your head looks so ...NAKED
4830What a great hat! (Mine)
4831Snow? No! It's hat residue.
4832I just looove my hat. OK?
4833Fine!!! I don't care!!!
4834OK! I'll ignore you too.
4835Better a hatter than a HATER.
4836HELLO??? My hat's up here.
4837What? What are you doing?
4838DUH! Who DOESN'T know?
4839Envious? TOO BAD!
4840My hat's too loud for me to hear you.
4841I KNEW IT!!! THIEF!!
4842HELP!!! FASHION POLICE!!
4843Haha! That was ACTUALLY funny!
4844Ha! Imitated it spot- on!
4845That's the best one in a while!
4846pop
4847ditch
4848It's snowing dandruff.
4849Ice Cap also wants a hat for its nose.
4850Ice Cap makes sure its hat is still there.
4851Ice Cap is thinking about a certain article of clothing.
4852Here comes that new clothes smell.
4853Ice Cap is secretly checking if you're looking at its hat.
4854Ice Cap is desperate for attention.
4855Ice Cap's hat is loose.
4856ICE CAP - ATK 7 DEF 2 This teen wonders why it isn't named 'Ice Hat.'
4857You continue not looking at Ice Cap's hat.
4858It seems defeated...
4859You manage to tear your eyes away from Ice Cap's hat.
4860It looks annoyed...
4861You inform Ice Cap that it has a great hat!
4862You tried to steal Ice Cap's hat...
4863...but it's not weakened enough!
4864And succeeded! (It melts in your hands...)
4865thisturn
4866thisturn2
4867Guys, it's COLD. Does ANYONE care?
4868Why are we doing this? What a fail.
4869Wow, you guys SUCK at this.
4870SHHHH! I'm THINKING, guys!!
4871Ka-SIGH.
4872Well... can YOU give me a ride home?
4873Huh? Did they ditch me...? SOME friends!
4874Awkwarrrd.
4875So, like, what are you even doing?
4876The wi-fi here sucks.
4877Insults won't fix your outfit!
4878What? My hat's too loud sorry.
4879Get your own, twerp.
4880Hahaha! Say something else funny!
4881Haha! Wow! Drake, you suck!
4882Hahaha! Where do you get your ideas!?!
4883Jerry eats powdery food and licks its hands loudly.
4884Jerry sneezes without covering its nose.
4885Jerry tells everyone it has to go to the bathroom.
4886Jerry lets out a yawn.
4887Smells like....... Jerry.
4888Jerry is wounded.
4889The other monsters celebrate Jerry's disappearance.
4890Return of Jerry.
4891JERRY - ATK 0 DEF 20 Everyone knows Jerry. Makes attacks 2 seconds longer.
4892You and the other monsters ditch Jerry when it looks away!
4893...but failed!
4894happy
4895I... I...
4896What can I say...
4897What's the point...
4898So... Cold...
4899Yeah... I like my hair too.
4900Hmm... Hats are for posers.
4901So I can still impress you?
4902I wanted you to see me as cool.
4903toothdist
4904'Ice Cap' is no more.
4905It smells like frozen despair.
4906Ice doesn't mind its identity.
4907It's melting.
4908ICE - ATK 1 DEF 0 Without its cap...
4909You inform Ice Cap that it still looks fine...
4910hurtsprite
4911normalsprite
4912(Pant pant)
4913(Wag wag)
4914(Thinks of food)
4915(Tiny bark)
4916(Pants fast)
4917(Pant! Pant!)
4918(Excited noises)
4919(Motor revving)
4920(Plane takeoff)
4921(Kettle whistle)
4922(...)
4923(Faraway bark)
4924(Bark)
4925Lesser Dog cocks its head to one side.
4926Lesser Dog thinks your weapon is a dog treat.
4927Lesser Dog is really not paying attention.
4928Smells like dog chow.
4929Lesser Dog is barking excitedly.
4930Lesser Dog is overstimulated.
4931Lesser Dog shows no signs of stopping.
4932Lesser Dog is lowering.
4933Lesser Dog is learning to read.
4934Lesser Dog is whining because it can't see you.
4935Hello there.
4936Lesser Dog is questioning your choices.
4937Lesser Dog has gone where no Dog has gone before.
4938Lesser Dog tucks its tail between its legs.
4939LESSER DOG - ATK 7 DEF 0 Wields a stone dogger made of pomer-granite.
4940You barely lifted your hand and Lesser Dog got excited.
4941You lightly touched the Dog. It's already overexcited...
4942You pet the Dog. It raises its head up to meet your hand.
4943You pet the Dog. It was a good Dog.
4944You pet the Dog. Its excitement knows no bounds.
4945Critical pet! Dog excitement increased.
4946You have to jump up to pet the Dog.
4947You don't even pet it. It gets more excited.
4948There is no way to stop this madness.
4949Lesser Dog enters the realm of the clouds.
4950You call the Dog but it is too late. It cannot hear you.
4951...
4952You can reach Lesser Dog again.
4953You pet Lesser Dog.
4954It's possible that you may have a problem.
4955Lesser Dog is unpettable but appreciates the attempt.
4956Perhaps mankind was not meant to pet this much.
4957It continues.
4958Lesser Dog is beyond your reach.
4959Really...
4960tailobj
4961thismercy
4962dogignore
4963close
4964pet
4965Greater Dog is watching you intently.
4966Greater Dog is waiting for your command.
4967It smells like freshly- squeezed puppy juice.
4968Greater Dog is seeking affection.
4969Greater Dog just wants affection.
4970Greater Dog is making puppy-dog eyes.
4971Greater Dog is patting the ground with its front paws.
4972Greater Dog wants some TLC.
4973Pet capacity is 40-percent.
4974Greater Dog is contented.
4975Greater Dog is panting slowly.
4976GREATER DOG
4977ATK
4978DEF It's so excited that it thinks fighting is just play.
4979The Greater Dog's ears perk up. Nothing else happens.
4980You call the Greater Dog.
4981It bounds towards you, flecking slobber into your face.
4982Greater Dog inches closer.
4983Greater Dog decides you are too boring.
4984You pet the dog.
4985Tummy rubs are forbidden.
4986You pet decisively. Pet capacity reaches 100 percent.
4987The dog flops over with its legs hanging in the air.
4988As you pet the dog, it sinks its entire weight into you...
4989Your movements slow.
4990But, you still haven't pet enough...!
4991Greater Dog's excitement is creating a power field that prevents petting.
4992Greater Dog curls up in your lap as it is pet by you.
4993It gets so comfortable it falls asleep...
4994Zzzzz...
4995Then it wakes up! It's so excited!
4996Greater Dog is too far away to pet. You just pet the air.
4997You play with the dog.
4998Greater Dog is too tired to play.
4999You make a snowball and throw it for the dog to fetch.
5000It splats on the ground.
5001Greater Dog picks up all the snow in the area and brings it to you.
5002Now dog is very tired... It rests its head on you...
5003Greater Dog is not excited enough to play with.
5004breaking
5005talpha
5006tab
5007SICK
5008SWEET
5009SPICEY
5010NICEY
5011RAD
5012VIBIN
5013COOL
5014applaud
5015nothing
5016boo
5017How great I am.
5018Look. Watch. Observe.
5019Wow. Check out my pecs.
5020Sorry... for NOTHING *ollies*
5021Bepis
5022Boo? What a wimpy ghost.
5023Mmm, Fresh Sweet Haters
5024OK! I rule! I admit it!
5025What else do you have to say!?
5026Eh? You forgot to clap.
5027HELLO?? I'M RIGHT HERE!!!
5028Glyde does fancy flips.
5029Glyde is giving itself a high five. ... somehow.
5030Glyde sees its reflection and gets jealous.
5031Glyde is thinking of new slang for the word "cool." Like "freakadacious."
5032An arrogant-smelling wind blows through.
5033Glyde is doing tons of flips to get your attention.
5034Glyde seems satisfied.
5035Glyde is dying, but in a cool way.
5036GLYDE - ATK HIGH DEF HIGH Refuses to give more details about its statistics.
5037You clap really sloppily. Glyde sucks up your praise like a vacuum cleaner.
5038You clap like a gorilla. Glyde is becoming addicted to your praise.
5039You boo... but haters only make Glyde stronger. Glyde ATTACK UP+DEFENSE DOWN.
5040You boo loudly. Glyde leaves to look elsewhere for praise.
5041You do nothing. No effect.
5042You do nothing. Glyde leaves to look elsewhere for praise.
5043You do nothing. Glyde looks desperate for attention.
5044You do nothing. Glyde looks disappointed you aren't paying attention.
5045ALAS, POOR PAPYRUS!
5046W-WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED...
5047WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY HEAD!
5048BUT...
5049ST... STILL! I BELIEVE IN YOU!
5050YOU CAN DO A LITTLE BETTER!
5051EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK SO!
5052I... I PROMISE...
5053WELL...! *HUFF* IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T! *HUFF* DEFEAT ME!!!
5054YEAH!!! I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!!!
5055THEREFORE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!!
5056I WILL SPARE YOU, HUMAN!!!
5057NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY.
5058WHAT THE HECK!
5059THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
5060HEY! YOU STUPID DOG!
5061DO YOU HEAR ME!?
5062STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!!!
5063HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
5064COME BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
5065...
5066OH WELL.
5067OH WELL.
5068I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK.
5069Papyrus is getting ready for a regular attack.
5070...
5071OH, I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT ONE OF THOSE.
5072SO YOU'RE SERIOUS...
5073SO YOU WON'T FIGHT...
5074THEN, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE MY FABLED 'BLUE ATTACK!'
5075BEHOLD!
5076HMMM... I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD WEAR...
5077HOW HIGH CAN YOU JUMP?
5078WHAT!? I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT DATE THING!!
5079TRY HOLDING THE 'UP' BUTTON TO JUMP!!!
5080YEAH! DON'T MAKE ME USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
5081HOLD 'UP' LONGER TO JUMP HIGHER! JEEZ!!!
5082I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!!!
5083PAPYRUS: HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
5084PAPYRUS: UNPARALLELED SPAGHETTORE!
5085UNDYNE WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!!
5086THE KING WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!!!
5087MY BROTHER WILL ... WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH.
5088I'LL HAVE LOTS OF ADMIRERS!! BUT...
5089HOW WILL I KNOW IF PEOPLE SINCERELY LIKE ME???
5090WILL ANYONE LIKE ME AS SINCERELY AS YOU?
5091SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS REALLY RARE...
5092I DON'T THINK THEY'LL LET YOU GO...
5093AND DATING MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD...
5094AFTER YOU'RE CAPTURED AND SENT AWAY.
5095URGH... WHO CARES! GIVE UP!!
5096GIVE UP OR FACE MY... SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
5097YEAH!!! VERY SOON I WILL USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
5098NOT TOO LONG AND I WILL USE THAT SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
5099THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE... BEFORE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!
5100BEHOLD...! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
5101*SIGH* HERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ATTACK.
5102NYEH HEH HEH!
5103I DON'T DESERVE SUCH HOSPITALITY FROM YOU ...
5104YOUR BARBS HIDE A HIDDEN AFFECTION! YOU EMOTIONAL CACTUS!
5105DON'T WASTE YOUR WORDS ON ME!
5106LET'S DATE L-LATER!! AFTER I CAPTURE YOU!
5107Papyrus is preparing a bone attack.
5108Papyrus prepares a non-bone attack then spends a minute fixing his mistake.
5109Papyrus is cackling.
5110Papyrus whispers "Nyeh heh heh!"
5111Papyrus is rattling his bones.
5112Papyrus is trying hard to play it cool.
5113Papyrus is considering his options.
5114Smells like bones.
5115Papyrus remembered a bad joke Sans told and is frowning.
5116Papyrus is thinking about what to wear for his date.
5117Papyrus is thinking about what to cook for his date.
5118Papyrus dabs some Bone Cologne behind his ear.
5119Papyrus dabs marinara sauce behind his ear.
5120Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Bishie Cream behind his ear.
5121Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Anime Powder behind his ear.
5122Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Cute Juice behind his ear.
5123Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Attraction Slime behind his ear.
5124Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Beauty Yogurt behind his ear.
5125Papyrus realizes he doesn't have ears.
5126Papyrus has lumps of weird- smelling ointment on his head.
5127Papyrus is at the edge of defeat.
5128PAPYRUS
5129DEF He likes to say: "Nyeh heh heh!"
5130PAPYRUS 5 ATK 5 DEF Forgettable.
5131HOW SELFLESS...
5132YOU WANT ME TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT FIGHTING YOU...
5133THERE'S NO NEED TO LIE TO YOURSELF!!!
5134DON'T...!
5135sblconwd
5136You INSULT, but to no avail. Seems ACTing won't escalate this battle...
5137Papyrus is too busy FIGHTing to accept your insult.
5138WHAT!? FL-FLIRTING!?
5139SO YOU FINALLY REVEAL YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS!
5140W-WELL! I'M A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!!
5141OH NO!!!
5142You FLIRT, but to no avail. Seems ACTing won't escalate this battle...
5143Papyrus is too busy FIGHTing to flirt back.
5144OH NO!!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!
5145I GUESS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU...?
5146OH NO!!! THAT HUMILITY... IT REMINDS ME OF,
5147MYSELF!!!
5148YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!
5149I can I have zero make redeeming spaghetti qualities
5150Is this funny to you?
5151Don't put any more on me!
5152Leave me alone...
5153Hohoho! Go ahead and laugh...
5154Get this off of me...
5155Thanks.
5156Aw, you shouldn' have...
5157You even wrapped it...
5158Keep away from me!
5159I don't want your gift!
5160How do I know it's not a trick?
5161GOSHDARN TEENAGE GOOGLY EYES!!!
5162I WAS STARTING TO TRUST YOU!!!
5163That's a little better.
5164Er... Those are real.
5165A weight has been lifted.
5166Thanks for nothing!
5167Gyftrot laments its lack of hands.
5168Gyftrot eyes you with suspicion.
5169Gyftrot distrusts your youthful demeanor.
5170Ah, the scent of fresh pine needles.
5171Gyftrot tries vainly to remove its decorations.
5172Gyftrot pretends to refuse your gift.
5173Gyftrot politely accepts your gift.
5174Gyftrot stumbles blindly.
5175Gyftrot is slightly less irritated.
5176Gyftrot's problems have been taken away.
5177Gyftrot looks disappointed.
5178Gyftrot's antlers tremble.
5179GYFTROT
5180DEF Some teens "decorated" it as a prank.
5181You remove the striped cane that says "I use this tiny cane to walk" on it.
5182You remove the box of non-dog-related raisins.
5183You remove the lenticular bookmark of a smug teen winking.
5184You remove the barbed wire made of pipe cleaners.
5185You remove a childhood photograph of Snowdrake and his parent.
5186You remove a small, confused dog.
5187You remove a stocking filled with chicken nuggets.
5188You remove the shirt that says 'I'm with stupid' and points inward.
5189You try to undecorate...?
5190You remove the googly eyes.
5191You add some googly eyes you found on the ground.
5192You can't improve on perfection.
5193You give the cheapest gift of all... Friendship.
5194You give 35 G because you can't think of an appropriate gift.
5195You give your remaining money because you can't think of a better gift.
5196Gyftrot refuses your gift.
5197Hey now. You aren't made of money.
5198Hey now. You aren't made of friendship.
5199draw_self_custom_x
5200You're rather slow.
5201Come on, let's go.
5202Hurry up...
5203Want to go on a walk?
5204Pet... me...
5205Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
5206Ahhhh, humans are nice.
5207Hey!! That was fun!!
5208Doge is pacing anxiously.
5209Doge paws at an imaginary door.
5210Doge is looking at you and whining.
5211Doge is wondering where she put her leash.
5212Doge is now primed for petting.
5213Doge looks satisfied.
5214Doge needs a vet.
5215DOGE - ATK 7 DEF 5 Pronounced "dohj." Soft j. Seems like she wants a walk.
5216You tried to bathe Doge, but she's perfectly clean...
5217You go on a short walk with the Doge.
5218The Doge seems all tuckered out.
5219You called Doge over. Doge came close.
5220Dry a dry doge? Your mind boggles at this impossibility.
5221You pet the Doge. What a good Doge.
5222Doge seems too dangerous to pet... For now.
5223joketold
5224smell
5225axhp
5226Take my wife... 's fleas.
5227Don't touch my hot dog.
5228No. 2 Nuzzle Champs '98!!
5229Let's kick human tail!!
5230Hm? What's that smell?
5231What! Smells like a ...
5232Paws off you smelly human.
5233Wow!!! Pet by another pup!!!
5234Stop! Don't touch her!
5235What about me...... ........
5236Whine.
5237Whimper.
5238Dogamy is brokenhearted.
5239DOGAMY
5240DEF Husband of Dogaressa. Knows only what he smells.
5241The Dogs sniff you again...
5242But you smell just as weird as before!
5243After rolling in the dirt, you smell all right!
5244The Dogs already know you smell fine.
5245Dogamy won't even lift up his snout.
5246Dogamy just growls at you.
5247The Dogs are too suspicious of your smell.
5248You pet Dogamy.
5249You roll around in the dirt and snow.
5250You smell like a weird puppy.
5251(Don't, actually ...)
5252(He means me.)
5253(Of course we were second.)
5254(Do humans have tails?)
5255(Smell mystery)
5256(Are you actually a little puppy!?)
5257(Beware of dog.)
5258(A dog that pets dogs... Amazing!)
5259(That's not your husband, OK?)
5260(Well. Don't leave me out!)
5261(Misery awaits you.)
5262(Kneel and suffer!)
5263(I'll chop you in half!)
5264gen1
5265The Dogs keep shifting their axes to protect each other.
5266The Dogs are re-evaluating your smell.
5267The Dogs are practicing for the next couples contest.
5268The Dogs are saying sickly sweet things to each other.
5269The Dogs may want to re-smell you.
5270The Dogs think that you may be a lost puppy.
5271Every dog loves to play fetch!!!
5272The Dogs' minds have been expanded.
5273The Dogaressa is on the warpath.
5274DOGARESSA
5275DEF This puppy finds her hubby lovely. SMELLS ONLY?
5276The Dogaressa won't even lift up her snout.
5277The Dogaressa just growls at you.
5278The Dogaressa is too suspicious of your smell.
5279You pet the Dogaressa.
5280Don't move an inch!
5281It moved !! It didn't NOT move!
5282Will it move this time?
5283HUH!!! A FUN STICK APPEARS!
5284WHAT!!! I'VE BEEN PET!!!
5285WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM!
5286THERE'S NO END TO IT!!
5287WELL, THIS IS THOROUGH !!!
5288OK. That's enough.
5289Doggo can't seem to find anything.
5290Doggo is confirming the moving object.
5291Doggo loves fetch!!!
5292Doggo has been pet.
5293DOGGO
5294DEF Easily excited by movement. Hobbies include^squirrels.
5295Doggo is too suspicious of your movements.
5296You pet Doggo.
5297specialx
5298FETCH?
5299PET?
5300PAT?
5301POT?
5302MOVING?
5303"Ice" to meet you.
5304Ice puns are "snow" problem
5305Fights you in "cold" blood.
5306Better not snow "flake" out!
5307My fave ice cereals: "frosted"
5308"Chill" out...
5309M.. m.. macaroni and "freeze"
5310Do I really ...
5311Hey...
5312Guys... guys...
5313You have good taste!! (In jokes)
5314See!? Laughs! Dad was wrong!
5315Thanks, you're all great.
5316What are YOU laughin' at?!?
5317Is that s'posed to be funny?
5318Ha... Ha... Nice try.
5319I've heard that one.
5320THIS won't be funny either!
5321Is your flesh rotten as you?
5322(Insults towards humans)
5323IT'S JUST LIKE 'EM
5324HAHA YOU'RE BETTER
5325YOU NAILED IT
5326That's not like me...
5327I don't do it that way...
5328It's better when I do it...
5329Snowdrake is assessing the crowd.
5330Snowdrake is practicing its next pun.
5331Snowdrake is smiling at its own bad joke.
5332It smells like a wet pillow.
5333Snowdrake realized its own name is a pun and is freaking out.
5334Snowdrake is pleased with its "cool" joke.
5335Snowdrake is laughing at your imitation of its cohort.
5336Snowdrake pretends not to care.
5337Snowdrake is puffed up..
5338Snowdrake is flaking apart.
5339SNOWDRAKE
5340DEF This teen comedian fights to keep a captive audience.
5341You boo the Snowdrake.
5342You tell the Snowdrake that they aren't funny.
5343You tell the Snowdrake that no one will ever love them the way they are...
5344They struggle to make a retort, and slink away utterly crushed...
5345You laugh at Snowdrake before it says anything funny.
5346You laugh at Snowdrake's pun.
5347You make a bad ice pun.
5348You make a bad ice pun.
5349The other monsters think it's hilarious...
5350scr_withallmonster
5351Brush my teeth? No way in heck!
5352NEVER do your homework !!
5353No bedtime! Only DEADTIME
5354*turns music up all the way*
5355Do you... really ...
5356I don't think you...
5357To tell you the truth...
5358You don't know my cause!!
5359Only Snowy can do that.
5360You ain't Snowy.
5361Stick to puns. They're better.
5362WRONG! Let's fight and die.
5363Actually ... Death?
5364Defiance can't be defied!
5365HAHA WOWEE
5366Where's Snowy right now?
5367Ha... Ha...
5368Nice try, laugh Picasso.
5369Chilldrake starts a one- monster riot.
5370Chilldrake is chanting an anarchist spell.
5371Chilldrake is eating its own homework.
5372It smells like "Ice" scented body-spray.
5373Chilldrake is wondering where Snowy went.
5374Chilldrake feels neutered by your agreement.
5375Chilldrake is laughing at your imitation of its cohort.
5376Chilldrake pretends not to care.
5377Chilldrake is puffed up..
5378Chilldrake is flaking apart.
5379CHILLDRAKE
5380DEF Rebels against everything!! Looking for its friend Snowy.
5381You tell Chilldrake it's all wrong.
5382You agree with Chilldrake before it gives its speech.
5383You agree with Chilldrake. It seems to get very uncomfortable...
5384You make fun of Chilldrake.
5385You make fun of Chilldrake.
5386down
5387dirtyjoke
5388alphaup
5389dub
5390slime
5391flex
5392clean
5393bodypart
5394teeth and eyes
5395leg
5396SOUL
5397hand
5398Wosh u
5399*whistle as it cleans*
5400Your SOUL is unclean
5401Out!!! Darned spot
5402Oops, I meant... scrub a sub-SUBS
5403Scrub a dub-dubs
5404Green means clean
5405Yuck!
5406Fresh!
5407NO. THAT JOKE'S TOO... DIRTY
5408blcontweet
5409tweet
5410blconwd2
5411qq
5412backwards
5413cleaner
5414offset
5415qd
5416Woshua wonders if tears are sanitary.
5417Woshua is friends with a little bird.
5418Woshua is rinsing off a pizza.
5419Woshua is looking for some good clean fun.
5420Smells like detergent.
5421Woshua is revolted at its own wounds.
5422WOSHUA
5423DEF This humble germophobe seeks to cleanse the whole world.
5424You reach out. Woshua recoils from your touch.
5425Woshua is terrified of your slimy body! It runs away.
5426You give Woshua a friendly pat.
5427You ask Woshua to clean you. It hops around excitedly.
5428Woshua continues cleaning.
5429jj
5430You tell a joke about two kids who played in a muddy flower garden.
5431You tell a joke about a kid who ate a pie with their bare hands.
5432You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.
5433Woshua's powers neutralized!
5434hy
5435fy
5436fu
5437ducky
5438wy
5439waterxx
5440wu
5441bull
5442...what the HECK is that music?
5443I-I DUNNO, DUDE BUT IT'S SPOOKIN ME OUT ; )
5444...this is worse than Shyren.
5445No way, Shyren is way less scary ; )
5446...if you're so scared, why do you keep winking?
5447THESE ARE WINKS OF FEAR ; )
5448Forget it. This beat is too...
5449...filthy.
5450Wosh! Wait! Don't leave me ; )
5451Is this creepy music my punishment for being creepy? ; )
5452Please... stop... I'll never creep again ; )
5453Wahhhhh!!!!! ; )
5454agent
5455emotion
5456encourage
5457creep
5458badnote
5459note
5460longnote
5461.... .... toot ....
5462.... .... hum hum
5463si re, si re si mi si mi
5464Si Fa Si Fa So Fa So Mi Re Re
5465Mi So Mi So Mi Si Mi La Si So
5466(agg- ressive tooting)
5467(final toot)
5468Shyren hums very faintly.
5469Shyren pretends to be a pop idol.
5470Shyren taps a little beat with her fins.
5471Shyren thinks about doing karaoke by herself.
5472Smells like music.
5473Shyren's voice gets raspy.
5474Shyren seems much more comfortable singing along.
5475Sans is selling tickets made of toilet paper.
5476A hooded figure watches the commotion from afar.
5477The crowd tosses clothing. It's a storm of socks.
5478Shyren thinks about her future.
5479SHYREN
5480DEF Tone deaf. She's too ashamed to sing her deadly song.
5481DEF A talented singer, with a little help.
5482DEF That's Shyren. She's your band-mate.
5483You hum a funky tune. Shyren follows your melody.
5484You hum a sad song. Shyren follows your melody.
5485You hum a jazz ballad. Shyren follows your melody.
5486You hum some more. Monsters are drawn to the music.
5487Suddenly, it's a concert...
5488You hum some more. The seats are sold out. You feel like a rock star.
5489You hum some more. But the constant attention...
5490The tours... The groupies... It's all...
5491You and Shyren have come so far, but it's time.
5492You both have your own journeys to embark on.
5493You hum a farewell song.
5494You smile. You ask to see Shyren's smile, too.
5495Shyren gets quieter. In the corner, Aaron nods his head approvingly.
5496You keep smiling. But nothing happened.
5497You give a darling smile and a little wink.
5498The crowd goes wild!
5499You wave your arms wildly. You are now vulnerable to electric attacks.
5500You wave your arms wildly. The crowd eats it up.
5501Ngahhh!
5502Bring it on!
5503C'mon!
5504Fuhuhu!
5505Ngahh!!
5506Urahhh!!
5507You're strong... But not strong enough!
5508You're a pain in the neck, huh?
5509DIE ALREADY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
5510As long as you're GREEN you CAN'T ESCAPE!
5511Unless you learn to face danger head-on...
5512You won't last a SECOND against ME!
5513You? Sparing ME? Fuhuhuhu!
5514How insulting! I'd NEVER surrender to the likes of you!
5515Not bad! Then how about THIS!?
5516I wanted this to be a fair fight.
5517I thought if I If I beat you like this...
5518It'd truly show how strong monsters can be.
5519BUT NOW???
5520I DON'T CARE!
5521I'M NOT YOUR FREAKING KINDERGARTEN TEACHER!
5522Unless your kindergarten teacher...
5523DOES THIS!
5524WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
5525JUST FACE UPWARDS!!!
5526IT'S NOT HARD!
5527Look.
5528I gave you a spear to block the bullets with.
5529Do I have to explain this any more clearly?
5530When I said face towards danger...
5531I meant face towards the bullets!
5532For years, we've dreamed of a happy ending...
5533And now, sunlight is just within our reach!
5534I won't let you snatch it away from us!
5535NGAHHH! Enough warming up!
5536Heh... You're tough!
5537Mercy! Ha!
5538I still can't believe YOU want to spare ME!
5539But even if you could beat me...
5540But even if I spared YOU...
5541No human has EVER made it past ASGORE!
5542Honestly, killing you now is an act of mercy...!
5543Honestly, I'm doing you a favor...
5544Killing you now is an act of mercy!
5545So STOP being so damn resilient!
5546What the hell are humans made out of!?
5547Anyone else would be DEAD by now!
5548Alphys told me humans were determined...
5549I see now what she meant by that!
5550But I'm determined, too!
5551Determined to end this RIGHT NOW!
5552...RIGHT NOW!
5553...RIGHT... ... ... NOW!!
5554Ha... Ha...
5555NGAHHH!!! DIE ALREADY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
5556YOU'RE GETTING IN MY WAY!
5557I WILL NEVER TAKE MERCY FROM THE LIKES OF YOU!
5558I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!
5559YOU! WILL! NEVER! SPARE! ME!
5560Come on, is that all you've got!?
5561...pathetic.
5562You're going to have to try harder than that!
5563S-see how strong we are when we believe in ourselves?
5564H... heh...
5565Had enough yet?
5566...
5567...I won't... ... give up...
5568...
5569tempdie
5570deadmusic1
5571deadmusic2
5572pseudodarker
5573The wind is howling...
5574Undyne flips her spear impatiently.
5575Flower pollen drifts in front of you.
5576Water rushes around you.
5577The spears pause for a moment.
5578Undyne points heroically towards the sky.
5579Undyne suplexes a huge boulder, just because she can.
5580Undyne bounces impatiently.
5581Undyne flashes a menacing smile.
5582Undyne draws her finger across her neck.
5583Undyne holds her fist in front of her and shakes her head.
5584Undyne towers threateningly.
5585Undyne thinks of her friends and pounds the ground with her fists.
5586Smells like sushi.
5587Undyne's eye is twitching involuntarily.
5588Undyne is smashing spears on the ground.
5589Undyne's eyes dart around to see if this is a prank.
5590Undyne is hyperventilating.
5591Smells like angry fish.
5592Undyne is smiling as if nothing is wrong.
5593Undyne's body is wavering.
5594Undyne's body is losing its shape.
5595Undyne's body...
5596UNDYNE
5597DEF The heroine that NEVER gives up.
5598chal_e
5599You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. She doesn't care.
5600You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. The bullets get faster.
5601You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. The bullets get unfair.
5602Didn't work.
5603Hamburger Helpers.
5604plead_e
5605You told Undyne you didn't want to fight. But nothing happened.
5606You told Undyne you just want to be friends. She remembers someone...
5607Her attacks became a little less extreme.
5608En guarde!
5609You won't get away from me this time!
5610You've escaped from me for the LAST time!
5611STOP RUNNING AWAY!!!
5612COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE PUNK!!
5613scr_blcon_x
5614Undyne attacks!
5615Ngahhh...
5616You were stronger... Than I thought...
5617So then... ... this is where... ... it ends...
5618No...
5619NO!
5620I won't die!
5621Alphys... Asgore... Papyrus...
5622Everyone is counting on me to protect them!
5623NNNNGAH!
5624Human!
5625In the name of everybody's hopes and dreams...
5626I WILL DEFEAT YOU!
5627Undyne looks determined.
5628Ha... ha...
5629...Alphys...
5630This is what I was afraid of...
5631This is why I never told you...
5632No... No!
5633Not yet!
5634I won't die!
5635NGAHHHHHHHH!!!
5636I WON'T DIE!
5637I WON'T
5638Show me what you've got!
5639Do your worst!
5640What's the matter, scared?
5641What the hell is the holdup?
5642COME ON ALREADY!
5643IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE!
5644Undyne is letting you make the first attack.
5645DEF This time, don't hold anything back!
5646You pretend to swing at UNDYNE with all your might.
5647I've been defeated... My house is in shambles...
5648I even failed to befriend you.
5649That's it.
5650I don't care if you're my guest anymore.
5651One final rematch! All out on both sides!!!
5652IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN REGAIN MY LOST PRIDE!!!
5653NOW COME ON! HIT ME WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT! NGAHHHH!!!
5654scr_marker
5655wht
5656What.
5657That's the best you can manage?
5658Even attacking at full force...
5659You just can't muster any intent to hurt me, huh?
5660Heh, you know what?
5661I don't actually want to hurt you either.
5662At first, I hated your stupid saccharine schtick, but...
5663The way you hit me right now, it...
5664Reminded me of someone I used to train with.
5665Now I know you aren't just some wimpy loser.
5666You're a wimpy loser with a big heart!
5667Just like him...
5668Listen, human.
5669It seems that you and ASGORE are fated to fight.
5670But knowing him...
5671He probably doesn't want to.
5672Talk to him.
5673I'm sure you can persuade him to let you go home.
5674Eventually, some mean human will fall down here...
5675And I'll take THEIR soul instead.
5676That makes sense, right? Fuhuhu.
5677Oh, and if you DO hurt ASGORE...
5678I'll take the human souls... Cross the barrier...
5679And beat the hell out of you!
5680That's what friends are for, right?
5681Fuhuhu!
5682Now let's get the hell out of this flaming house!
5683UNDYNE THE UNDYING 99ATK 99DEF Heroine reformed by her own DETERMINATION to save Earth.
5684Damn it...
5685So even THAT power... It wasn't enough...?
5686Heh...
5687Heheheh...
5688If you...
5689If you think I'm gonna give up hope, you're wrong.
5690'Cause I've... Got my friends behind me.
5691Alphys told me that she would watch me fight you...
5692And if anything went wrong, she would... evacuate everyone.
5693By now she's called ASGORE and told him to absorb the 6 human SOULs.
5694And with that power...
5695This world will live on...!
5696Monster Kid quivers anxiously.
5697MONSTER KID 2 ATK 2 DEF Looks like free EXP.
5698skiptext
5699Undyne... You're... You're hurt...
5700Hurt? It's nothing.
5701Next time, listen when I tell you to leave, okay?
5702I'll take care of this!
5703Get out of here!
5704...heh... "It's nothing"...
5705No... s-somehow, with just one hit...
5706I'm already...
5707Already...
5708D... damn it....
5709Papyrus... Alphys... ASGORE...
5710Just like that, I...
5711I've failed you.
5712No...
5713truthmusic
5714My body... It feels like it's splitting apart.
5715Like any instant... I'll scatter into a million pieces.
5716But...
5717Deep, deep in my soul.
5718There's a burning feeling I can't describe.
5719A burning feeling that WON'T let me die.
5720This isn't just about monsters anymore, is it?
5721If you get past me, you'll...
5722You'll destroy them all, won't you?
5723Monsters... Humans... Everyone...
5724Everyone's hopes. Everyone's dreams. Vanquished in an instant.
5725But I WON'T let you do that.
5726Right now, everyone in the world...
5727I can feel their hearts beating as one.
5728And we all have ONE goal.
5729To defeat YOU.
5730Human. No, WHATEVER you are.
5731For the sake of the whole world...
5732I, UNDYNE, will strike you down!
5733risesfx
5734pit
5735You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.
5736room_restart
5737cc
5738You...
5739You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT!
5740Thanks!
5741Thanks!
5742Thank you!
5743Great work!
5744Bravo!
5745OK!
5746GLAD DUMMY - ATK 0 DEF 0 Wipe that smile off your face.
5747hurtsies
5748con2
5749talko
5750next
5751drawhp
5752type2
5753con3
5754soundbuffer
5755OWWWW, you DUMMIES!!
5756Watch where you're aiming your MAGIC attacks!
5757Hey! You! Forget I said anything about MAGIC!!!
5758Foolish. Foolish! FOOLISH!
5759Even if you attack my vessel, you'll NEVER hurt me!
5760I'm still incorporeal, you DUMMY!!!
5761Foolish. Foolish! FOOLISH!
5762Futile. Futile! FUTILE!
5763Pitiful. Pitiful! PITIFUL!
5764Feeble. Feeble! FEEBLE!
5765I'll defeat you and take your SOUL!
5766I'll use your SOUL to cross the barrier!
5767I'll stand in the window of a fancy store!
5768THEN EVERYTHING I WANT WILL BE MINE!
5769Huh? Yeah, I guess that'll avenge my cousin.
5770What was their name again...?
5771Whatever. Whatever! WHATEVER!!
5772DUMMY BOTS! MAGIC MISSILE!
5773DUMMY BOTS! TRY AGAIN!
5774DUMMY BOTS! You're awful???
5775DUMMY BOTS! FINAL ATTACK!
5776(Wait, is DUMMY a compliment...?)
5777side
5778choice2
5779choice3
5780Mad Dummy is doing an armless ska dance.
5781Mad Dummy is bossing around its bullets.
5782Mad Dummy glares into a mirror, then turns to you with the same expression.
5783Mad Dummy is hopping mad.
5784Smells like a clothing store.
5785This message will NEVER happen.
5786Mad Dummy is getting cotton all over the dialogue box.
5787MAD DUMMY
5788DEF Because they're a ghost, physical attacks will fail.
5789You tell Aaron to go away.
5790You talk to the DUMMY. ...
5791No one is happy with this.
5792Mad Dummy is looking nervous.
5793rotmod
5794sinadd
5795HEY GUYS!
5796Dummies. Dummies! DUMMIES!
5797Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?
5798Well...
5799FAILURES! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU'RE ALL BEING REPLACED!!!
5800Hahaha. Hahaha! HAHAHA!
5801Now you'll see my true power:
5802Relying on people that aren't garbage!
5803Mechanical whirrs fill the room.
5804(N... no way!)
5805(These guys are even WORSE than the other guys!)
5806Who cares. Who cares! WHO CARES!!
5807I DON'T NEED FRIENDS!!!
5808knife
5809I'VE GOT KNIVES!!!
5810I'm...
5811Out of knives.
5812BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!
5813YOU CAN'T HURT ME AND I CAN'T HURT YOU!
5814YOU'LL BE STUCK FIGHTING ME...
5815Forever.
5816Forever!
5817FOREVER!!!!
5818AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
5819blt
5820Wh... What the heck is this!?
5821Ergh! Acid rain!?!
5822Oh, FORGET IT! I'm outta here!
5823blook
5824...sorry, i interrupted you, didn't i?
5825as soon as i came over, your friend immediately left...
5826oh no... you guys looked like you were having fun...
5827oh no... i just wanted to say hi...
5828oh no.................................................
5829oh wait... didn't you attack me before...
5830uhhh... that's awkward.
5831sorry. have a nice day.
5832Come on in, the water's fine ; )
5833No need for a swimming suit ; )
5834Edu- cation? Hobby? Talent?
5835Whew, I'm sweating ; )
5836Don't get too close ; )
5837Sure isn't creepy out ; )
5838I sure do love muscles ; )
5839Flagrant error ; )
5840Flexing contest? OK, flex more ; )
5841Nice!! I won't lose tho ; )
5842Fiesty, huh? ; )
5843Wow! Spunky! Love it ; )
5844You'll change your mind ; )
5845CHECK all you want ; )
5846...; )
5847Ha, nice. My kind of humor ; )
5848Just the two of us, huh? ; )
5849Hi? ; )
5850Aaron is splashing you playfully.
5851Aaron is looking around, fearful of something.
5852Aaron is sweating bullets. Literally.
5853Aaron is admiring his own muscles.
5854Smells like an underwater barnyard.
5855Smells like a mussel farm.
5856Aaron is ready for your next flex.
5857Aaron's muscles droop comically.
5858AARON
5859DEF This seahorse has a lot of HP (Horsepower).
5860All of his attacks are harder to dodge at the bottom of the box.
5861You tell Aaron to go away. He agrees.
5862You flex. Aaron flexes twice as hard. ATTACK increases for you two.
5863You flex harder. Aaron flexes thrice as hard. ATTACK increases for you two.
5864You flex. Aaron flexes very hard...
5865He flexes himself out of the room!
5866shack
5867dunk
5868awwAwa cute!! (pets u)
5869OMG!! humans TOO CUTE (dies)
5870hOI!!! i'm TEMMIE!!
5871fhsdhjf dsfjsd dshjfsd
5872NO!!!!! muscles ...... NOT CUTE
5873NO!!! so hungr... (dies)
5874hOI!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
5875FOOB!!!
5876Temmie is trying to glomp you.
5877Temmie forgot her other attack.
5878Temmie vibrates intensely.
5879Temmie is doing her hairs.
5880Temmiy accidentally misspells her own name.
5881Smells like Temmie Flakes.
5882How'd you do that?
5883TEMMIE
5884DEF Loves to pet cute humans. But you're allergic!
5885Temmie only wants the Temmie Flakes.
5886Give the Temmie Flakes? Yas NO!!!!!!!
5887You flex at Temmie...
5888You say hello to Temmie.
5889atk
5890NO!!!!! muscles r..... NOT CUTE
5891blconxwd
5892Ooh, I have to disagree ; )
5893Temmie, are you okay? ; )
5894blcont
5895NO!!!!! !!!!!!!
5896sinelover
5897stetch
5898bborder
5899sl2
5900Guoooh!
5901Roar.
5902*Chaste wiggle*
5903Moldsmal sits motionless.
5904Moldsmal is very normal.
5905Moldsmal is having quiet time.
5906Smells like a bait shop.
5907Quite impossible.
5908Moldbygg needs some distance.
5909Moldbygg gyrates reservedly.
5910Moldbygg mills about in the corner.
5911Moldbygg seems comfortable with your presence.
5912Moldbygg has seen better days.
5913MOLDSMAL? - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a slime mold...?
5914MOLDBYGG - ATK 6 DEF 0 One size greater than Moldaverage.
5915You approach Moldsmal. Suddenly...!
5916You lie down. Moldbygg lies down too. Moldbygg understands life now.
5917You wiggle your hips. Suddenly...!
5918You hug Moldbygg. Gross slime covers you. Your SPEED decreased.
5919Wrong message!
5920You don't hug Moldbygg. It appreciates your respect of its boundaries.
5921LET'S START WITH AN EASY ONE!!
5922HERE'S YOUR TERRIFIC PRIZE!
5923ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. LET'S TALK ABOUT ME!
5924HERE'S ANOTHER EASY ONE FOR YOU!
5925DON'T 'COUNT' ON YOUR VICTORY...
5926LET'S PLAY MEMORY GAME.
5927BUT CAN YOU GET THIS ONE???
5928HERE'S A SIMPLE ONE.
5929TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS!!
5930Mettaton.
5931METTATON
5932DEF His metal body renders him invulnerable to attack.
5933Screaming is against the rules.
5934turns
5935THIS IS IT, DARLING! SAY GOODBYE!
5936HA! THAT BUTTON WON'T SAVE YOU NOW, DARLING!
5937YOU WOULDN'T DARE USE THE [ACT] COMMAND AND PRESS THAT BUTTON!
5938THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T PRESS IT! I'LL DESTROY YOU!
5939WITHOUT THAT BUTTON, YOU ARE INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOUR DEMISE!
5940ANY MINUTE NOW!
5941ANY... MINUTE... NOW!
5942...(COUGH)
5943OH!!! THAT YELLOW GLOW...!
5944TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
5945No on e cares.
5946You yell... Nothing happened.
5947You press the yellow button. The phone is resonating with Mettaton's presence...!
5948IS THAT YOUR PHONE? YOU'D BETTER ANSWER IT!
5949shblcon
5950H-hey!! Th-this seems bad, but don't worry!!
5951Th-there's one last thing I installed on your phone...!
5952You see that yellow button...?
5953Go to this phone's [[ACT]] menu and press it!!!
5954Your phone's [[ACT]] menu is glowing.
5955ctheart
5956Now press [Z]!!!
5957OOOH!
5958OOOOOOOH!
5959YOU'VE DEFEATED ME!!
5960HOW CAN THIS BE, YOU WERE STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT, ETC.
5961WHATEVER.
5962shot
5963failure
5964specialdam
5965con_2
5966YES, I WAS THE ONE THAT RE-ARRANGED THE CORE!
5967I WAS THE ONE THAT HIRED EVERYONE TO KILL YOU!
5968THAT, HOWEVER, WAS A SHORT-SIGHTED PLAN.
5969YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER?
5970KILLING YOU MYSELF!!
5971LISTEN, DARLING. I'VE SEEN YOU FIGHT.
5972YOU'RE WEAK.
5973IF YOU CONTINUE FORWARD, ASGORE WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL.
5974AND WITH YOUR SOUL, ASGORE WILL DESTROY HUMANITY.
5975BUT IF I GET YOUR SOUL, I CAN STOP ASGORE'S PLAN!
5976I CAN SAVE HUMANITY FROM DESTRUCTION!
5977THEN, USING YOUR SOUL, I'LL CROSS THROUGH THE BARRIER...
5978AND BECOME THE STAR I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING!
5979HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS...
5980NO! MILLIONS OF HUMANS WILL WATCH ME!
5981GLITZ! GLAMOUR! I'LL FINALLY HAVE IT ALL!
5982SO WHAT IF A FEW PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE?
5983THAT'S SHOW BUSINESS, BABY!
5984tang
5985dark
5986MEttaton Rules the school.
5987Mettaton Is A- OK .
5988This is probably what you'll do if things continue in this manner.
5989You tell Mettaton that there's a mirror behind him.
5990U..uh... I can't see what's going on in there, but...
5991D-d-don't give up, okay!?
5992Th... there's o-one l-l-last way to beat Mettaton...
5993It's... um... it's...
5994This is a work in- progress, so don't judge it too hard...
5995But, you know how Mettaton always faces f-f-forward?
5996That's because there's a switch on his backside.
5997S-s-so if y-y-you c-c-can turn him around... um...
5998And, umm... press th-th-th-the switch...
5999He'll be... um... He'll be...
6000Vulnerable.
6001Well, g-g-gotta go!
6002Seems like a good time to turn Mettaton around.
6003OH??? A MIRROR???
6004RIGHT, I HAVE TO LOOK PERFECT FOR OUR GRAND FINALE!
6005behind
6006HMMM... I DON'T SEE IT... WHERE IS IT...?
6007DID YOU.
6008JUST FLIP.
6009MY SWITCH?
6010trueanim
6011oyea
6012THAT WORTHLESS PEA- SHOOTER WON'T WORK ON ME, DARLING.
6013DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ACTING IS!?
6014Errror Babye
6015No question.
6016Funyuns
6017Juggalos
6018Happy Beefsteak
6019Thunder muffin
6020quiztimer
6021limit
6022quizinit
6023ERROR?
6024HAHAHA, YOU WISH! WRONG!
6025WRONG! IF ONLY ALPHYS COULD HELP!
6026NOPE! TOO BAD ALPHYS CAN'T HELP!
6027WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WROOOOOOOONG!!
6028COMPLETELY UTTERLY WRONG!!!!!!
6029BOY, THAT'S EMBARRASSING, HUH?
6030TIME'S UP! GUESS THAT'S A NO??
6031NO NO NO! CAN'T YOU READ!?
6032RIGHT! SOUNDS LIKE YOU GET IT!
6033CORRECT! WHAT A TERRIFIC ANSWER!
6034TOO EASY FOR YOU, HUH??????????
6035WONDERFUL! I'M ASTOUNDED, FOLKS!
6036CORRECT! YOU'RE SO LUCKY TODAY!!!
6037I'M SO FLATTERED YOU REMEMBERED!
6038GREAT ANSWER! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
6039OF COURSE THAT WAS EASY FOR YOU!
6040The quiz show continues.
6041nod1
6042nod2
6043nod3
6044nod4
6045What's a pretzel's favorite color?
6046Black
6047Yellow
6048Red
6049Dusk
6050What's the prize for answering correctly?
6051Money
6052Mercy
6053New car
6054More questions
6055What's the king's full name?
6056Lord Fluffybuns
6057Fuzzy Pushover
6058Asgore Dreemurr
6059Dr. Friendship
6060What are robots made of?
6061Hopes Dreams
6062Metal Magic
6063Snips Snails
6064Sugar Spice
6065Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
606631.054 minutes
606716.232 minutes
606832.049 minutes
606932.058 minutes
6070How many flies are in this jar?
607154
607253
607355
607452
6075What monster is this?
6076Would you smooch a ghost?
6077Heck Yeah
6078How many letters in the name Mettaton
6079In the dating simulation video game "Mew Mew Kissy Cutie" what is Mew Mew's favorite food?
6080Who does Dr. Alphys have a crush on?
6081The human
6082Don't know
6083How bright is this text?
608485 Bright
608584 Bright
608686 Bright
608783 Bright
6088OH! OH! I KNOW THIS ONE!!! IT'S SNAIL ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!
6089IN THE FOURTH CHAPTER EVERYONE GOES TO THE BEACH!!!
6090AND SHE BUYS ICE CREAM FOR ALL OF HER FRIENDS!!!!
6091BUT IT'S SNAIL FLAVOR AND SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS IT!!!!!!
6092IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE GAME BECAUSE
6093IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY POWERFUL message about friendship and...
6094ALPHYS, ALPHYS, ALPHYS.
6095YOU AREN'T HELPING OUR CONTESTANT, ARE YOU?
6096OOOOOOH!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
6097I'LL ASK A QUESTION...
6098YOU'LL BE SURE TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO!
6099ALPHYS, ALPHYS, ALPHYS.
6100SEE, ALPHYS? I TOLD YOU IT WAS OBVIOUS.
6101EVEN THE HUMAN FIGURED IT OUT.
6102YES, SHE SCRAWLS HER NAME IN THE MARGINS OF HER NOTES.
6103SHE NAMES PROGRAMMING VARIABLES AFTER HER.
6104LOOLLLL IF YOU CAME TO THIS PART OF THE CODE TO SEE WHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOURE OUT OF LUCK
6105fsgsfgsx
6106SHE EVEN WRITES STORIES OF THEM TOGETHER...
6107SHARING A DOMESTIC LIFE.
6108PROBABILITY OF CRUSH: 101 PERCENT.
6109MARGIN OF ERROR. ONE PERCENT.
6110WHY WOULD SOMEONE OUTFIT AN AMUSEMENT ROBOT...
6111WITH BRUTAL COMBAT CAPABILITIES?
6112SIMPLE.
6113TO IMPRESS MR. ASGORE DREEMURR, OF COURSE!
6114OR AS ALPHYS CALLS HIM...
6115"MR. DREAMY."
6116THOSE STRONG ARMS...
6117THAT LUSTROUS BEARD...
6118LIKE ALL THOSE WHO CREATE WEAPONS.
6119SHE CRAVES THE TENDER EMBRACE OF A BURLY MAN.
6120CAN SHE TRULY BE BLAMED?
6121...SERIOUSLY?
6122MY MY... HOW CONCEITED CAN YOU GET...?
6123I LOVE IT!
6124AND WHILE YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG, YOU DESERVE SOME CREDIT.
6125I'VE SEEN HER WATCH YOU ON HER COMPUTER SCREEN.
6126SMILING WHEN YOU SUCCEED.
6127SHRIEKING WHEN YOU FAIL.
6128AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS, WHISPERING...
6129"NO! WRONG! YOU HAVE TO GO THAT WAY!"
6130IN ITS OWN WAY, IS THIS NOT LOVE??
6131CORRECT.
6132DR. ALPHYS HAS A CRUSH ON...
6133THE UNKNOWABLE.
6134YOU SEE, ALPHYS BELIEVES THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE.
6135SOMEONE WATCHING HER.
6136SOMEONE SHE THINKS IS "CUTE" AND "INTERESTING."
6137HELLO, THEORETICAL PERSON.
6138DR. ALPHYS LIKES YOU.
6139TOO BAD YOU ARE NOT REAL.
6140*DERISIVE LAUGHTRACK*
6141H-hey, I've done research about this!
6142There are alternate universes out there!
6143S-someday, maybe, I could meet them...
6144YOU SAID THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT "MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE."
6145BUT I'LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
6146PERSON, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE...
6147HOW ABOUT GIVING US A SIGN, RIGHT NOW?
6148THAT SETTLES THAT, DOESN'T IT?
6149WELL WELL WELL.
6150WITH DR. ALPHYS HELPING YOU...
6151THE SHOW HAS NO DRAMATIC TENSION!
6152WE CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS!!
6153BUT.
6154BUT!!!
6155THIS WAS JUST THE PILOT EPISODE!!
6156NEXT UP, MORE DRAMA!
6157MORE ROMANCE!!!
6158MORE BLOODSHED!!!
6159UNTIL NEXT TIME, DARLINGS...!!!
6160drawtime
6161freshdeath
6162turn0
6163toldhim
6164Like, give us the soul brah.
6165Like, "you're dead" and all.
6166Like, prepare to die, right?
6167Like, perish and stuff.
6168D... Dude...
6169Like, team attack!
6170Like... what? I don't get it.
6171Like, hands off the merch.
6172H-HEY, STOP THAT!!
617302... this is, like, for you.
6174Like, 02...
617502... are you really..
617602... I never told him...
617702!? B-but why!?
617802 seems to be bothered by his outfit.
617901 is polishing his face.
618001 stands guard.
618102 watches your movements.
6182Smells like a military zoo.
618301 holds his head in his hands.
6184Anguished noises come from inside 01's armor.
618501 stands still.
618601 doesn't know what to do.
618701's breathing intensifies.
6188RG 01
6189DEF Royal Guard member with shining, polished armor.
6190I see two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell.
6191You attempt to touch RG 01's armor. Your hands slip off.
6192You tell RG 01 to be honest with his feelings.
6193D-dude ...
6194I can't ...
6195I can't take this anymore!
6196Not like this!!
6197conmusic
6198Like, 02! I like...
6199I like, LIKE you, bro!
6200The way you fight... The way you talk...
6201I love doing team attacks with you.
6202I love standing here with you, bouncing and waving our weapons in sync...
620302... I, like, want to stay like this forever...
6204...
6205....
6206Uh...
6207I mean, uh...
6208Psyche! Gotcha, bro!!! Haha!
6209Whew, bro! That human,
6210Put me under, uh, mind control!
6211What was I just saying?
6212It's all a blur, dude!! Whoops!
6213...01.
6214Y-yeah, bro??
6215...do you want to...
6216...get some ice cream...
6217...after this?
6218Like...
6219Sure, dude! Haha!
622001 and 02 are looking at each other happily.
6221...... ... sigh.
6222...... heh.
6223...... what?
6224...... hmph.
6225...team attack.
6226...i won't tell.
6227...getting ... warmer.
6228...hello.
622901... you...! ..!!!!
623001...!? What the...!?
6231Sweat pours from 02's armor.
623202 is clenching and unclenching his fists.
623302 is shaking his head.
623402 is striking his sword against the ground.
623502 is coughing.
623602's breathing intensifies.
6237RG 02
6238DEF Royal Guard member with stuffy armor.
6239Do they both wish for death? That means their love will end in hell.
6240I couldn't stop laughing.
6241You clean RG 02's armor. Its cooling dirt begins to wash away.
6242You were repelled.
6243You pat RG 02's chest like a muscular bongo.
6244You tell RG 02 your favorite secret.
6245...can't ... take it.
6246...armor... too... HOT!!!
6247...much better.
6248RG 01 looks bothered by something.
6249......
6250I know, but...
6251Glove... getting looser.
6252Nice to meet you???
625304...!! Why didn't I...
625404!? You... YOU...!
625503 rubs her glove quietly.
625604 hums and looks the other way.
625703 stands guard.
625804's twitches her tail.
625903 is trembling.
626003 is holding her face in her hands.
626103 stands still.
626203 seems sick.
626303's breathing intensifies.
6264RG 03
6265You touch RG 03's glove. It starts to come loose.
6266You shake RG 03's claw.
6267You tell RG 03 that she should stand up for herself.
6268My glove ...!
6269hand1pic
627003... Is that ...?
6271Yes. It is.
6272Go ahead. Laugh at me.
6273No, I...
6274RG 04 is looking at her own glove.
6275Hmph, try not to mess this up.
6276I'll take you down alone!
6277Sigh... team attack, I guess.
6278I'm a one woman army.
6279What are you talking about?
6280My... glove...
6281Don't touch that!!
6282,..
628303! I didn't want this...
628403... 03...
628503... answer me...
628603! I never said sorry...
628703...!? Why, you...
628804 holds her head in her hands.
6289Sad mews emerge from 04's armor.
629004 is thunderstruck.
629104 does nothing.
629204's breathing intensifies.
6293RG 04
6294DEF Royal Guard member. Protective of her armor.
6295You attempt to touch RG 04's glove. She bats your hand away.
6296You touch RG 04's glove softly. She nods and begins to take it off.
6297You tell RG 04 to remember what being friends is about.
6298Actually ...
6299I still wear mine too.
6300Our friendship bracelets from high school.
630103, I'm sorry. I thought you hated me, after what happened...
6302We did some pretty nasty things to each other, because of...
6303That old drama? Forget about it.
6304To tell you the truth, I requested to be partners with you.
6305I wanted to become friends with you again...
6306But I didn't know how to breach the topic.
630703!
6308After this...
6309Do you want to get some ice-cream?
6310Salmon- flavor?
6311You know it!
631203 and 04 are planning all sorts of things to do together.
6313It's not like I LIKE you.
6314Id... Idiot!
6315Hmph! Don't get in my way.
6316>_<... Human ...
6317...H-human ... ...?
6318Eeeeh? H-human ...?
6319Human, I...
6320Huh!? Y-you sicko!
6321Ah... Is that true...?
6322No way! Why would I like YOU
6323hurt
6324Tsunderplane looks over, then turns up its nose.
6325Tsunderplane shakes its nose dimissively at you.
6326Tsunderplane "accidentally" bumps you with its wing.
6327Tsunderplane gives you a condescending barrel roll.
6328Smells like an airport perfume counter.
6329Tsunderplane is looking away shyly.
6330Tsunderplane's body is smoking.
6331TSUNDERPLANE
6332DEF Seems mean, but does it secretly like you?
6333You tell Tsunderplane it has an impressive wingspan.
6334You tell Tsunderplane it has nice turbines.
6335You tell Tsunderplane it has a powerful rudder.
6336You tell Tsunderplane that you like its taste in movies and books.
6337You tell Tsunderplane that it has cute winglets.
6338You get close to Tsunderplane. But not too close.
6339fall
6340grchange
6341prevgr
6342curgr
6343x_color
6344pl
6345B-but I never got to ...!
6346Ah! I'll help! Healing magmas!
6347You're hurt! I'll help!!!
6348Thunder! Helpful speed up!!!
6349Speed will help dodge!!
6350Ahh...
6351Does not help...
6352Oh! Ah! I'm helping!
6353Feels so warm...
6354Ahh! Tries the hardest!
6355Works hard! Works hot!
6356Ahh! Ahh! Does my best!
6357Ahh... Not... helping? OK...
6358Trash... rump... Ahh...
6359Ahh... So... LOVEY!
6360Hug... continue ...
6361Starting to get weird.
6362Vulkin parades around the room.
6363Vulkin is making coffee in its crater.
6364Vulkin is wiggling its weird rump.
6365Vulkin makes a smoke hoop and jumps through it.
6366Smells like a lava lamp.
6367Vulkin's cheeks glow with a bright heat.
6368Vulkin parades around you proudly.
6369Vulkin stands in the corner.
6370Little streams of lava come from Vulkin's eyes.
6371Vulkin reassures you the plane turning tiny is, like, completely intentional.
6372VULKIN
6373DEF Mistakenly believes its lava can heal people.
6374You tell Vulkin that its attacks are NOT helpful.
6375You tell Vulkin that its rump looks like a sack of trash.
6376You tell Vulkin it's doing a great job. Its attacks become extreme...
6377You give Vulkin a hug. It warms your heart...
6378And your whole body! Ouch! Your DEFENSE dropped!
6379Nothing else happened.
6380Burn, baby, BURN!
6381Hot enough for ya!?
6382Feel the heat.
6383Is it cold in here?
6384Hot!! HOT!! Hotter! HOTTER!!
6385BRRRR! What's the deal!?
6386Sorry!! I'm all tied up!!
6387Pyrope is protected by its winsome smile.
6388Pyrope is pretending to pull the fire alarm.
6389Pyrope is chuckling through its teeth.
6390Pyrope is pretending to be a candle.
6391Smells like rope burn.
6392Pyrope wants more heat.
6393The room is sweltering!
6394PYROPE
6395DEF This mischievous monster is never warm enough.
6396You blow on Pyrope. Its flames die down. Pyrope's ATTACK dropped!
6397You crank up the thermostat. Pyrope begins to get excited.
6398You crank up the thermostat. It's super hot! Pyrope looks satisfied.
6399You crank up the thermostat. It's SOOOO hot!
6400You invite Pyrope to hang out.
6401What is it, deary?
6402No, no, it's time to go~
6403...well... maybe ONE little nibble~~
6404Just kidding, of course~
6405If you don't mind being gobbled up~ Ahuhuhu~
6406Ahuhuhuhu~ Well, I don't mind keeping you here~
6407Feeling comfortable trapped in that web?
6408It's time to go~
6409Ahuhuhu~ What are you doing~
6410Why so pale? You should be proud~
6411Proud that you're going to make a delicious cake~ Ahuhuhu~
6412Let you go? Don't be silly~
6413Your SOUL is going to make every spider very happy~~~
6414You're scaring off all my customers!
6415Oh, how rude of me! I almost forgot to introduce you to my pet~
6416It's breakfast time, isn't it? Have fun, you two~
6417The person who warned us about you...
6418Offered us a LOT of money for your SOUL.
6419Looked like a total nerd.
6420They had such a sweet smile~ and... ahuhu~
6421She was very adamant I run away with her~~~ Ahuhuhu~~~
6422It's strange, but I swore I saw them in the shadows... Changing shape...?
6423She even left a route for me to escape from~
6424Oh, it's lunch time, isn't it? And I forgot to feed my pet~
6425With that money, the spider clans can finally be reunited~
6426She said she would block off the rest of Hotland after I followed her~
6427You haven't heard? Spiders have been trapped in the RUINS for generations!
6428Foolish nerd~ A spider NEVER leaves her web~
6429(Except to sell pastries~)
6430Even if they go under the door, Snowdin's fatal cold is impassable alone.
6431Ah, but I do feel a little regret over it now...
6432But with the money from your SOUL, we'll be able to rent them a heated limo~
6433Yes, I should have wrapped her up when I had the chance~
6434And with all of the leftovers...? We could have a nice vacation~
6435Or even build a spider baseball field~
6436She looked like she would have made a juicy donut~~~
6437But enough of that... It's time for dinner, isn't it? Ahuhuhu~
6438Don't look so blue, my deary~
6439idealdmg
6440gege
6441Muffet pours you a cup of spiders.
6442All the spiders clap along to the music.
6443Muffet does a synchronized dance with the other spiders.
6444Muffet tidies up the web around you.
6445Smells like freshly baked cobwebs.
6446MUFFET
6447DEF If she invites you to her parlor, excuse yourself.
6448You struggle to escape the web. Nothing happened.
6449You struggle to escape the web. Muffet covers her mouth and giggles at you.
6450You struggle to escape the web. Muffet laughs and claps her hands.
6451You struggle to escape the web.
6452Muffet is so amused by your antics that she gives you a discount!
6453You pay
6454G. Muffet reduces her ATTACK for this turn!
6455You empty your pockets, but you don't have enough money. Muffet lowers the price.
6456You're out of money. Muffet shakes her head.
6457You empty your pockets... But you don't have any money at all!
6458Muffet takes pity on you and reduces her ATTACK for this turn.
6459Muffet refuses your money.
6460...I think purple is a better look on you! Ahuhuhu~
6461You're trapped in a strange purple web!
6462You're still alive? Ahuhuhu~
6463Oh, my pet~ Looks like it's time for dessert~
6464Huh? Where did you get that...?
6465Did you steal it?
6466Oh, my pet~ It's time to show them what we do with thieves~
6467Huh? A telegram from the spiders in the RUINS?
6468What? They're saying that they saw you, and...
6469...that this is an error message!?
6470...even if you are stingy, you never hurt a single spider!
6471...even if you hurt others, you never hurt a single spider!
6472...you helped donate to their cause!
6473...you were really passionate about spiders!
6474...you're a total spider fanatic!
6475They say even if you are a hyper- violent murderer...
6476You never laid a single finger on a spider!
6477Oh my, this has all been a big misunderstanding~
6478I thought you were someone that hated spiders~
6479The person who asked for that SOUL...
6480They must have meant a DIFFERENT human in a striped shirt~
6481The person who warned me about you...
6482They really had no idea what they were talking about~
6483Sorry for all the trouble~ Ahuhuhu~
6484I'll make it up to you~
6485You can come back here any time... And, for no charge at all...
6486I'll wrap you up and let you play with my pet again!
6487Ahuhuhuhuhuhu~ Just kidding~
6488I'll SPARE you now~
6489Muffet is sparing you.
6490Abra cadabra.
6491Alakazam !!
6492Tinkle tinkle hoy.
6493Hocus pocus.
6494Please and thank you.
6495Ah! A fellow wizard!
6496orb
6497nowdirr
6498orb2
6499orb3
6500Madjick does a mysterious jig.
6501Madjick flaunts its orbs in a menacing manner.
6502Madjick whispers arcane swear words.
6503Madjick peers at you with strange eyes.
6504Smells like magic.
6505Madjick is distracted by its own voice.
6506You still feel confused.
6507Madjick is distracted. You still feel confused.
6508Madjick's orbs are incapacitated.
6509Madjick believes you are a fellow wizard.
6510Madjick
6511DEF This magical mercenary only says magic words.
6512You can't get a word in edgewise. Its words dizzy you...
6513Madjick interrupts you by chattering to itself.
6514Its gibberish dizzies you... Your DEFENSE drops by 1.
6515Magick interrupts you by chattering to itself. It seems satisfied.
6516Where to stare? Chaser Orb Corner Orb
6517You ignore Madjick and think of pollen and sunshine. Your DEFENSE increased by 1.
6518You think of pollen and sunshine.
6519Your confusion abates. Your DEFENSE increased by 2.
6520The unrelenting "Chaser Orb" was weakened by your glare.
6521The destitute "Chaser Orb" was weakened further by your glare.
6522The intimidating "Corner Orb" was weakened by your glare.
6523The homely "Corner Orb" was weakened further by your glare.
6524Good knight.
6525Fare well.
6526Adieu.
6527Close your eyes...
6528Goodbye.
6529Zzzz...
6530...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... It's OK.
6531Knight Knight smashes her morningstar.
6532Knight Knight breathes deeply.
6533Knight Knight watches quietly.
6534Knight Knight's armor emits a dark sheen.
6535Smells like stardust.
6536Knight Knight is snoring.
6537KNIGHT KNIGHT
6538DEF This megaton mercenary wields the Good Morningstar.
6539You ask Knight Knight about her day. There's no response.
6540You ask Knight Knight about her day.
6541You talk to Knight Knight. She hums something in her sleep...
6542You sing an old lullaby. Knight Knight starts to look sleepy...
6543You sing Shyren's song. Knight Knight starts to look sleepy...
6544You keep singing. Knight Knight closes its eyes a bit...
6545You keep singing. Nothing happened.
6546You keep singing. Knight Knight falls asleep.
6547Robbit, robbit.
6548Creak, creak.
6549Skip, jump.
6550Woof.
6551Shudder, shudder.
6552Nod, nod.
6553(Thought -ful croak)
6554(Impress -ed ribbit)
6555Final Froggit knows exactly why it's here.
6556Final Froggit jumps ominously up and down.
6557You are intimidated by Final Froggit's strength. Truly.
6558Final Froggit seems reluctant to fight you.
6559Final Froggit stands its ground.
6560FINAL FROGGIT
6561DEF Its future looks brighter and brighter.
6562You compliment Final Froggit. It understood you perfectly. Its ATTACK dropped.
6563You threaten Final Froggit. It understood you perfectly. Its DEFENSE dropped.
6564You did something mysterious.
6565Final Froggit recognizes it has more to learn from this world.
6566You did something mysterious. But nothing happened.
6567anim2
6568anim3
6569pickon
6570You've seen enough.
6571Take your last look.
6572What are you so afraid of?
6573Finally, someone gets it.
6574How dare you.
6575That's right!
6576You dare defy me?
6577You've pushed your luck.
6578That takes guts.
6579...Don't pick on me.
6580...Pick on me.
6581Astigmatism gazes through your soul.
6582Astigmatism gives you a hypnotizing glare.
6583Astigmatism clicks its teeth.
6584Smells like glasses.
6585Astigmatism has gone bloodshot.
6586Astigmatism doesn't care about fighting anymore.
6587Astigmatism is watering.
6588ASTIGMATISM
6589DEF This relentless bully ALWAYS gets its way.
6590You pick on Astigmatism.
6591You don't pick on Astigmatism.
6592You execute some action.
6593You stand up to Astigmatism.
6594You stand up to Astigmatism. The other monsters are impressed.
6595No regrets.
6596I've made my choice.
6597Not this time.
6598*Shine shine*
6599I'm not afraid of you.
6600I've made my peace.
6601Don't give up!
6602There's still hope.
6603Courage ...
6604Whimsalot locks eyes with you.
6605Whimsalot flutters silently.
6606Whimsalot shakes its head dismissively.
6607Whimsalot spins its weapon around.
6608Smells like nightshade and bleach.
6609Whimsalot doesn't want to fight anymore.
6610Whimsalot's flying stutters.
6611WHIMSALOT
6612DEF It finally stopped worrying.
6613You reassure Whimsalot that what it's doing is alright.
6614You leap at Whimsalot in a threatening manner.
6615You kneel and pray for safety. Whimsalot remembers its conscience.
6616Tick.
6617Tock.
6618Zzz...
6619Swish.
6620boss
6621The bomb is still active!
6622The dog is still active!
6623BOMB
6624DEF Could blow at any moment.
6625ANNOYING DOG-BOMB It's blissfully unaware of its circumstances.
6626EXTREMELY AGILE G.O.W. All things considered, it's an extremely agile glass of water.
6627SCRIPT BOMB
6628DEF Like all modern blockbusters, it's full of explosions.
6629BASKET BOMB
6630DEF Even if you explode, you'll at least look good.
6631PRESENT BOMB
6632DEF Regardless, you'll have to write a thank-you letter.
6633GAME BOMB
6634DEF You really should have rented it first.
6635Defuse failed! Aim for DEFUSE ZONE!
6636Bomb defused!
6637Dog defused!
6638ratings
6639essay
6640Violence
6641Disappoint
6642Justice
6643Action
6644HyperAction
6645Fashion
6646Fetching
6647EatingGarbage?
6648OnBrandFood
6649Dramatic
6650Writing
6651RATINGS
6652BossMet
6653Lights! Camera! Action!
6654Drama! Romance! Blood- shed!
6655I'm the idol everyone craves!
6656Smile for the camera!
6657Oooh, it's time for a pop quiz!
6658I hope you brought a keyboard...
6659This one's an essay question!
6660Your essay really showed everyone your heart.
6661Why don't I show you mine?
6662dancewait
6663Ooooh, I'm just warming up!
6664But how are you on the dance floor!?
6665Can you keep up the pace!?
6666Lights! Camera Bombs!
6667Things are blowing up!
6668Time for our union- regulated break!
6669We've grown so distant, darling...
6670How about another heart-to-heart?
6671face_set
6672A.. arms? Wh... who needs arms with legs like these?
6673I'm still going to win!
6674Come on ...!
6675The show ... must go on!
6676Dr... Drama! A... Action!
6677dance
6678L... lights... C... camera...
6679Enough of this! Do you really want humanity to perish!?
6680...or do you just believe in yourself that much?
6681Haha, how inspiring!
6682Well, darling! It's either me or you!
6683But I think we both already know who's going to win.
6684Witness the true power of humanity's star!
6685...then...
6686Are YOU the star?
6687Can you really protect humanity!?
6688Smells like Mettaton.
6689Monster seems satisfied.
6690Mettaton has low HP.
6691METTATON EX
6692DEF His weak point is his heart-shaped core.
6693You say you aren't going to get hit at ALL.
6694Ratings gradually increase during Mettaton's turn.
6695You posed dramatically. The audience nods.
6696Despite being hurt, you posed dramatically. The audience applauds.
6697Despite being wounded, you posed dramatically. The audience gasps.
6698With the last of your power, you pose dramatically. The audience screams.
6699You turn and scoff at the audience.
6700They're rooting for your destruction this turn!
6701dsf
6702H.. ha...
6703So I was wrong.
6704Darling...
6705You really are strong enough to get past ASGORE.
6706Well then...
6707It's time for you to go.
6708Don't worry about me.
6709I might seem like I'm dying now, but...
6710Dr. Alphys can always repair me.
6711And... besides...
6712Even if I'm not cut out to be a star...
6713I still got to perform for a human, didn't I?
6714So, thank you, darling...
6715You've been a great audience!
6716explode
6717fadewhite
6718endface
6719OOH, LOOK AT THESE RATINGS!!!
6720THIS IS THE MOST VIEWERS I'VE EVER HAD!!!
6721WE'VE REACHED THE VIEWER CALL-IN MILESTONE!
6722ONE LUCKY VIEWER WILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO TALK TO ME...
6723...BEFORE I LEAVE THE UNDERGROUND FOREVER!!
6724LET'S SEE WHO CALLS IN FIRST!
6725blc
6726HI, YOU'RE ON TV!
6727WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR LAST SHOW???
6728sadmett
6729.....
6730oh........
6731hi... mettaton...
6732i really liked watching your show...
6733my life is pretty boring... but...
6734seeing you on the screen... brought excitement to my life... vicariously
6735i can't tell, but... i guess this is the last episode...?
6736i'll miss you... mettaton......
6737...oh.... i didn't mean to talk so long...
6738oh..........
6739NO, WAIT! WAIT, BL...
6740H... THEY ALREADY HUNG UP.
6741I'LL TAKE ANOTHER CALLER!!!
6742Mettaton, your show made us so happy!
6743Mettaton, I don't know what I'll watch without you.
6744Mettaton, there's a Mettaton-shaped hole in my Mettaton- shaped heart.
6745AH... I...
6746I SEE...
6747EVERYONE... THANK YOU SO MUCH.
6748DARLING.
6749PERHAPS... IT MIGHT BE BETTER IF I STAY HERE FOR A WHILE.
6750HUMANS ALREADY HAVE STARS AND IDOLS, BUT MONSTERS...
6751THEY ONLY HAVE ME.
6752IF I LEFT... THE UNDERGROUND WOULD LOSE ITS SPARK.
6753I'D LEAVE AN ACHING VOID THAT CAN NEVER BE FILLED.
6754SO... I THINK I'LL HAVE TO DELAY MY BIG DEBUT.
6755BESIDES.
6756YOU'VE PROVEN TO BE VERY STRONG.
6757PERHAPS... EVEN STRONG ENOUGH TO GET PAST ASGORE.
6758I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT HUMANITY.
6759HA, HA...
6760IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST, ANYWAY.
6761THE TRUTH IS, THIS FORM'S ENERGY CONSUMPTION IS...
6762INEFFICIENT.
6763IN A FEW MOMENTS, I'LL RUN OUT OF BATTERY POWER, AND...
6764WELL.
6765I'LL BE ALRIGHT.
6766KNOCK 'EM DEAD, DARLING.
6767AND EVERYONE... THANK YOU.
6768YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!
6769Ohhhh my.
6770If you flipped my switch, that can only mean one thing.
6771You're desperate for the premiere of my new body.
6772How rude...
6773Lucky for you, I've been aching to show this off for a long time.
6774So... as thanks, I'll give you a handsome reward.
6775I'll make your last living moments...
6776ABSOLUTELY beautiful!
6777EssayNo
6778essaynum
6779draw_text_ext
6780ESSAY PROMPT: Why do you love most about Mettaton? (No X or Z)
6781TIME UP!!!
6782[START TYPING]
6783Speechless...? Who can blame you?
6784Well... that's concise.
6785Beautiful. Sometimes the fewest words speak the loudest.
6786Nice. You get a gold star.
6787Oh my... what a great answer.
6788Oooooh, you said so much about me...
6789I love how passionate you are.
6790...even though I don't understand what you said...
6791Beautiful. Why don't you write a book?
6792swear
6793nice
6794beaut
6795hot
6796sexy
6797pretty
6798handsome
6799gorgeous
6800sparkl
6801charm
6802attract
6803cute
6804smokin
6805elegant
6806good look
6807goodlook
6808good-look
6809grace
6810comely
6811fine
6812foxy
6813looker
6814dreamboat
6815stun
6816shapely
6817ravishing
6818allur
6819entic
6820seduct
6821enchant
6822appeal
6823tantaliz
6824adorable
6825radiant
6826capitvat
6827Nice detail... You're right, I do look quite nice.
6828Wonderful! Amazing! A+... I AM completely stunning.
6829Oh, I'm blushing... You're completely right, I am beautiful in every way.
6830Oh my... I'm speechless... You've completely captured how beautiful I am.
6831That's right. Legs was the correct answer!
6832How creative. Arms... most people just think about my legs.
6833My hair... yes, I use metal hair gel.
6834personality
6835voice
6836dancing
6837Yes, my personality is quite charming, isn't it?
6838They say I have the voice of a Siren...
6839...awooga!
6840Dancing...? Thank you, I'm self-taught.
6841ugly
6842hideous
6843repulsive
6844unattractive
6845look bad
6846stupid
6847idiot
6848jerk
6849asshole
6850loser
6851dumbass
6852douche
6853Huh? This essay is supposed to be about me, not about you...
6854i love you
6855i love your
6856What a touching confession! I'll add it to the pile.
6857toby
6858Toby? What the hell is that? Sounds... sexy.
6859fuck
6860shit
6861cock
6862pussy
6863penis
6864vagina
6865anus
6866poop
6867tity
6868titty
6869bepis
6870Oh my! This is a family friendly TV show.
6871Now stand still while I murder you.
6872Mettaton is saving your essay for future use.
6873testhp
6874testinv
6875healno
6876INSTRUCTIONS ROOM. YOU WILL ENCOUNTER A SERIES OF ATTACK. PRESS [Z] TO FIRE THE WEAPON. YOU CAN TEST WEAPON HERE. SPECIAL RULE: BLUE LASERS WILL NOT HURT YOU IF YOU ARE STANDING STILL. PRESS [SPACEBAR] TO CONTINUE.
6877room0
6878spaces
6879Game Under
6880Big Wienener Zone.
6881Hall of failure.
6882Attack
6883:
6884TAke a screenshot of this every time for balancing purposes.
6885Hold SPACEBAR to restart from Attack 30
6886waiting for the next battle...
6887attack Number
6888final attack
6889heal items left
6890press H to use one
6891your HP is
68920
6893press SPACE to continue
6894blue lasers don't hit you if you don't move
6895Stage lights are blaring.
6896METTATON NEO - 90 ATK 9 DEF Dr. Alphys's greatest invention.
6897G... GUESS SHE SHOULD HAVE WORKED MORE ON THE DEFENSES...
6898...
6899YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED ME... BUT...
6900I KNOW. I CAN TELL FROM THAT STRIKE, DARLING.
6901YOU WERE HOLDING BACK.
6902YES, ASGORE WILL FALL EASILY TO YOU...
6903BUT YOU WON'T HARM HUMANITY, WILL YOU?
6904YOU AREN'T ABSOLUTELY EVIL.
6905IF YOU WERE TRYING TO BE, THEN YOU MESSED UP.
6906AND SO LATE INTO THE SHOW, TOO.
6907HA... HA. AT LEAST NOW, I CAN REST EASY.
6908KNOWING ALPHYS AND THE HUMANS WILL LIVE ON...!
6909GH...
6910GUESS YOU DON'T WANNA JOIN MY FAN CLUB...?
6911xnow
6912ynow
6913maxr
6914child
6915boat
6916fight
6917f_timer
6918p_mode
6919DOODLEBOG - ? ATK ? DEF Art lets your wildest fantasies come to life!
6920DOODLEBOG C - ? ATK ? DEF The "C" stands for "seafaring." It likes to ride in a boat.
6921You draw a boat. Away it goes.
6922AHHHHHHH!!!!!
6923AHHHHH!!!
6924Oh! Whoops! That hurt!
6925So sorry, I must have gotten in the way!
6926I really shouldn't stand so close
6927Ah I'm just being troublesome
6928Darn it, I keep getting in the way
6929So sorry, I'm such an oaf
6930Wandering in front of you...
6931Are you... trying to KILL me?
6932...so sorry, but I've had a really tough year.
6933I don't know if I could take you killing me on top of everything.
6934You should find someone else to kill. So sorry.
6935?????
6936I just said I'm not interested in the offer!!
6937...
6938Sorry, I must not have enunciated clearly enough.
6939I am not interested in being killed. Thank you very much.
6940Look, stranger
6941I... I guess I'm going to have to tell the truth.
6942My whole life, I've never been worth a lot of EXP.
6943Everyone else at my work, in my classes,
6944Would raise a person's LV by 4 or 5 when destroyed...
6945But me?
6946I wouldn't even increase your LV at LV 1.
6947For this reason... I... I've always been...
6948I've never been very good at getting killed. So...
6949I'm flattered that you... Want to destroy me.
6950But you are making a big waste of your time!!
6951Stop killing me!!!
6952OK, OK. Hm.
6953If you stop killing me, I'll pay you 200G.
6954220G?
6955300G?
6956W... Wait a second.
6957You trying to kill me... C... could it be...?
6958Because you don't like me very much...?
6959No, no, that can't be!
6960This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!!!
6961Pals... we're... we're still pals, right!!
6962OK, maybe not PALS, but, uh,
6963Friendly strangers?
6964You know, just one step away from being buds!!!
6965I mean, I was practically...
6966I was about to crack open the sparkling cider!
6967Pull out some baguettes and some swiss cheese!
6968BLOW ON A FREAKING PARTY HORN!!!
6969N... no, you don't like me either, huh...?
6970Nobody likes me... they're just putting up with me
6971I'm just annoying you... I should just leave
6972ARRRRRGHHHH!!! Why am I such an idiot??!?!!!!
6973How did I not see it before!!!
6974You weren't killing me because you LIKED me!!!
6975NOBODY does that!
6976That's NOT a thing!
6977Oh. Sorry. I was being too loud. Ugh.
6978I'm wasting your time, aren't I...?
6979...whew, I feel really... strange.
6980I think I need to go home and lie down.
6981Oh, I'm so sorry! How clumsy of me... I've bumped into you
6982I'm such a klutz.
6983I was just here to find something to draw, and...
6984Oh no, it's ok! It's OK!
6985I'll give you a gift to make up for your troubles.
6986Let me look in my vest!
6987Ummm, I couldn't find anything I want to give away.
6988Wait, wait!
6989I've got my notebook!
6990I can draw you a picture in it!
6991I'm quite the artist, you know.
6992I'll draw you a GREAT picture!!!
6993S.. sorry... The drawing didn't come out very well.
6994Wait! I know the problem!
6995I just have to find a better piece of paper for it!
6996None of my papers are good enough to use...
6997IT'S OK!!!
6998I know what I can do!! I'll use my magic pencil!
6999It has to be under some of these papers somewhere!!!!
7000Here! I got it!
7001My magic pencil is amazing!
7002Everything I draw with it looks...
7003COMPLETELY REAL!
7004I've messed up. I've really messed up. Oh no.
7005I'll just use a regular pencil! I'll try my best!
7006Are you ready!?
7007I just finished.
7008Here's your picture! What do you think!?
7009It's a representation of your deepest essence...
7010It's great, right!?
7011(They think my art is terrible.)
7012Well!
7013I'll leave you with that thought!
7014Goodbye!
7015See you later!
7016Sayonara!
7017Nice knowing ya!
7018Hasta la vista.
7019I should leave.
7020osh
7021The enemy looks nervous.
7022The enemy looks anxious.
7023The enemy taps his fingers together like jackhammers.
7024The enemy looks perturbed.
7025The enemy tries to copy your movements so it fits in.
7026The enemy uses a hypnotizing 3D-tush-wiggle attack.
7027Smells... furry.
7028Are we good here!?.
7029The enemy is apologizing to its visions of the Reaper.
7030SO SORRY This creature is definitely in the wrong time and space!
7031You wave. They're a bit preoccupied.
7032You say hello. They're a bit preoccupied.
7033You smile. They're a bit preoccupied.
7034You cough. They're a bit preoccupied.
7035You weep. They're a bit preoccupied.
7036Oh, and...
7037About all this.
7038Um.
7039Sorry.
7040Uuuuhhhh, oh no!! That's a little too real!
7041Asgore has low HP.
7042ASGORE 80 ATK 80 DEF
7043But there was nothing to say.
7044You quietly tell ASGORE you don't want to fight him.
7045His hands tremble for a moment.
7046You tell ASGORE that you don't want to fight him.
7047His breathing gets funny for a moment.
7048You firmly tell ASGORE to STOP fighting.
7049Recollection flashes in his eyes...
7050ASGORE's ATTACK dropped! ASGORE's DEFENSE dropped!
7051Seems talking won't do any more good.
7052All you can do is FIGHT.
7053too many times to count
7054vari
7055once before
7056twice before
7057three times
7058four times
7059five times
7060six times
7061seven times
7062eight times
7063nine times
7064You tell ASGORE that he's killed you
7065He nods sadly.
7066He nods grievously.
7067He nods pitifully.
7068cutsound
7069swipesound
7070special_end
7071(A strange light fills the room.)
7072(Twilight is shining through the barrier.)
7073(It seems your journey is finally over.)
7074(You're filled with DETERMINATION.)
7075Human...
7076It was nice to meet you.
7077Goodbye.
7078Now, now.
7079There's no need to fight.
7080Why not settle this...
7081Over a nice cup of tea?
7082Ah...
7083So that is how it is.
7084saddude
7085Why... You...
7086chokemusic
7087I remember the day after my son died.
7088The entire underground was devoid of hope.
7089The future had once again been taken from us by the humans.
7090In a fit of anger, I declared war.
7091I said that I would destroy any human that came here.
7092I would use their souls to become godlike...
7093...and free us from this terrible prison.
7094Then, I would destroy humanity...
7095And let monsters rule the surface, in peace.
7096Soon, the people's hopes returned.
7097My wife, however, became disgusted with my actions.
7098She left this place, never to be seen again.
7099Truthfully...
7100I do not want power.
7101I do not want to hurt anyone.
7102I just wanted everyone to have hope...
7103I cannot take this any longer.
7104I just want to see my wife.
7105I just want to see my child.
7106Please... Young one...
7107This war has gone on long enough.
7108You have the power...
7109Take my soul, and leave this cursed place.
7110fightbt2
7111sparebt2
7112fkhrt
7113msb
7114After everything I have done to hurt you...
7115You would rather stay down here and suffer...
7116Than live happily on the surface?
7117Human...
7118I promise you...
7119For as long as you remain here...
7120My wife and I will take care of you as best we can.
7121We can sit in the living room, telling stories...
7122Eating butterscotch pie...
7123We could be like...
7124Like a family...
7125targetx
7126targety
7127ssx
7128ssy
7129strike
7130spb
7131You IDIOT.
7132You haven't learned a thing.
7133Hee hee hee.
7134So you finally get it.
7135So you DO recall.
7136In this world...
7137radius
7138cym
7139It's KILL or BE killed.
7140white_blocker
7141scr_saveprocess
7142undertale.exe
7143flowey.exe
7144Hee hee hee. Don't worry.
7145I know there's no REAL point in fighting you.
7146The human souls would probably just revolt again.
7147So...!
7148kill
7149Hee hee hee.
7150Did you REALLY think killing me would make a DIFFERENCE?
7151No.
7152Every time you load your SAVE, I'll come back.
7153And every time you try to get a happy ending...
7154I'll be there to tear it away!
7155Ha ha ha!!!
7156Well, let's get this over with.
7157No. That's just a fantasy, isn't it?
7158Young one, when I look at you...
7159I'm reminded of the human that fell here long ago...
7160You have the same feeling of hope in your eyes.
7161There is an ancient prophecy among our people...
7162One day, a savior will come from the heavens.
7163...I believe the one that was prophecied was you.
7164Somewhere in the world outside...
7165There must be a way to free us from our prison.
7166It pains me to give you this responsiblity, but...
7167Please. Take my soul... and seek the truth.
7168remdepth
7169Ha... ha...
7170I'm sorry...
7171I couldn't give you a simple, happy ending...
7172But I believe your freedom...
7173...is what my son...
7174...what ASRIEL would have wanted.
7175See? I never betrayed you!
7176It was all a trick, see?
7177I was waiting to kill him for you!
7178After all it's me your best friend!
7179I'm helpful, I can be useful to you
7180I promise I won't get in your way
7181I can help... I can... I can...
7182Please don't kill me.
7183Greetings.
7184I am 
7185Thank you.
7186Your power awakened me from death.
7187My "human soul."
7188My "determination."
7189They were not mine, but YOURS.
7190At first, I was so confused.
7191Our plan had failed, hadn't it?
7192Why was I brought back to life?
7193You.
7194With your guidance.
7195I realized the purpose of my reincarnation.
7196Power.
7197Together, we eradicated the enemy and became strong.
7198HP. ATK. DEF. GOLD. EXP. LV.
7199Every time a number increases, that feeling...
7200That's me.
7201Now.
7202Now, we have reached the absolute.
7203There is nothing left for us here.
7204Let us erase this pointless world, and move on to the next.
7205The demon that comes when people call its name.
7206It doesn't matter when.
7207It doesn't matter where.
7208Time after time, I will appear.
7209And, with your help.
7210We will eradicate the enemy and become strong.
7211But.
7212You and I are not the same, are we?
7213This SOUL resonates with a strange feeling.
7214There is a reason you continue to recreate this world.
7215There is a reason you continue to destroy it.
7216You are wracked with a perverted sentimentality.
7217Hmm.
7218I cannot understand these feelings any more.
7219Despite this.
7220I feel obligated to suggest.
7221Should you choose to create this world once more.
7222Another path would be better suited.
7223Now, partner.
7224Let us send this world back into the abyss.
7225Right. You are a great partner.
7226We'll be together forever, won't we?
7227No...?
7228Hmm...
7229How curious.
7230You must have misunderstood.
7231SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
7232Hmm... This feeling you have.
7233This is what I spoke of.
7234Unfortunately, regarding this...
7235YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE LONG AGO.
7236ERASE
7237DO NOT
7238huh.
7239always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first.
7240anyway, as i was saying, it's a nice day out.
7241why not relax and take a load off?
7242here we go.
7243You feel like you're going to have a bad time.
7244huff... puff...
7245all right. that's it.
7246it's time for my special attack.
7247are you ready?
7248here goes nothing.
7249yep.
7250that's right.
7251it's literally nothing.
7252and it's not gonna be anything, either.
7253heh heh heh... ya get it?
7254i know i can't beat you.
7255one of your turns...
7256you're just gonna kill me.
7257so, uh.
7258i've decided...
7259it's not gonna BE your turn. ever.
7260i'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up.
7261even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time.
7262capiche?
7263you'll get bored here.
7264if you haven't gotten bored already, i mean.
7265and then, you'll finally quit.
7266i know your type.
7267you're, uh, very determined, aren't you?
7268you'll never give up, even if there's, uh...
7269absolutely NO benefit to persevering whatsoever.
7270if i can make that clear.
7271no matter what, you'll just keep going.
7272not out of any desire for good or evil...
7273but just because you think you can.
7274and because you "can"...
7275...you "have to."
7276but now, you've reached the end.
7277there is nothing left for you now.
7278so, uh, in my personal opinion...
7279the most "determined" thing you can do here?
7280is to, uh, completely give up.
7281and... (yawn) do literally anything else.
7282timerbonus
7283heh, didja really think you would be able to
7284so...
7285guess that's it, huh?
7286just...
7287don't say i didn't warn you.
7288welp.
7289i'm going to grillby's.
7290papyrus, do you want anything?
7291Skipped ahead.
7292what? you think i'm just gonna stand there and take it?
7293our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum.
7294timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting...
7295until suddenly, everything ends.
7296heh heh heh...
7297that's your fault, isn't it?
7298you can't understand how this feels.
7299knowing that one day, without any warning...
7300it's all going to be reset.
7301look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago.
7302and getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either.
7303cause even if we do...
7304we'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right?
7305to be blunt...
7306it makes it kind of hard to give it my all.
7307...or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy...?
7308hell if i know.
7309all i know is... seeing what comes next...
7310i can't afford not to care anymore.
7311ugh... that being said...
7312you, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh?
7313listen.
7314i know you didn't answer me before, but...
7315somewhere in there. i can feel it.
7316there's a glimmer of a good person inside of you.
7317the memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing.
7318someone who, in another time, might have even been...
7319a friend?
7320c'mon, buddy.
7321do you remember me?
7322please, if you're listening...
7323let's forget all this, ok?
7324just lay down your weapon, and...
7325well, my job will be a lot easier.
7326friendship...
7327it's really great, right?
7328let's quit fighting.
7329welp, it was worth a shot.
7330guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?
7331woah, you look REALLY pissed off...
7332heheheh...
7333did i getcha?
7334well, if you came back anyway...
7335i guess that means we never really WERE friends, huh?
7336heh.
7337don't tell that to the other sans-es, ok?
7338sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends.
7339i always thought the anomaly was doing this cause they were unhappy.
7340and when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this.
7341and maybe all they needed was... i dunno.
7342some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends.
7343but that's ridiculous, right?
7344yeah, you're the type of person who won't EVER be happy.
7345you'll keep consuming timelines over and over, until...
7346well.
7347hey.
7348take it from me, kid.
7349someday...
7350you gotta learn when to QUIT.
7351and that day's TODAY.
7352cause... y'see..
7353all this fighting is really tiring me out.
7354and if you keep pushing me...
7355then i'll be forced to use my special attack.
7356yeah, my special attack. sound familiar?
7357well, get ready. cause after the next move, i'm going to use it.
7358so, if you don't wanna see it, now would be a good time to die.
7359well, here goes nothing...
7360survive THIS, and i'll show you my special attack!
7361you're sparing me?
7362finally.
7363buddy. pal.
7364i know how hard it must be...
7365to make that choice.
7366to go back on everything you've worked up to.
7367i want you to know... i won't let it go to waste.
7368...
7369c'mere, pal.
7370Just keep attacking.
7371Sans's movements grow a little wearier.
7372Sans's movements seem to be slower.
7373Felt like a turning point.
7374You felt your sins crawling on your back.
7375You felt your sins weighing on your neck.
7376KARMA coursing through your veins.
7377Doomed to death of KARMA!
7378The REAL battle finally begins.
7379Reading this doesn't seem like the best use of time.
7380Sans is starting to look really tired.
7381Sans is preparing something.
7382Sans is getting ready to use his special attack.
7383Sans is sparing you.
7384SANS 1 ATK 1 DEF The easiest enemy. Can only deal 1 damage.
7385Can't keep dodging forever. Keep attacking.
7386SANS 1 ATK 1 DEF The easiest enemy. Can only deal 1 damage.
7387it's a beautiful day outside.
7388birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
7389on days like these, kids like you...
7390birds are singing,
7391ready?
7392Should be burning in hell.
7393Flowey ran away.
7394I knew you had it in you!
7395I just can't understand...
7396I can't understand!
7397I can't understand.
7398...why are you being...
7399...so nice to me?
7400...why?
7401...?
7402...
7403I'll kill everyone you love.
7404I'll kill everyone.
7405I'll kill you.
7406If you let me live...
7407I'll come back.
7408Sparing me won't change anything.
7409Killing me is the only way to end this.
7410What are you doing?
7411Do you really think I've learned anything from this?
7412No.
7413A long time ago, a human fell into the RUINS.
7414Injured by its fall, the human called out for help.
7415ASRIEL, the king's son, heard the human's call.
7416He brought the human back to the castle.
7417Over time, ASRIEL and the human became like siblings.
7418The King and Queen treated the human child as their own.
7419The underground was full of hope.
7420Then... One day...
7421The human became very ill.
7422The sick human had only one request.
7423To see the flowers from their village.
7424But there was nothing we could do.
7425The next day.
7426The next day.
7427...
7428The human died.
7429ASRIEL, wracked with grief, absorbed the human's SOUL.
7430He transformed into a being with incredible power.
7431With the human SOUL, ASRIEL crossed through the barrier.
7432He carried the human's body into the sunset.
7433Back to the village of the humans.
7434ASRIEL reached the center of the village.
7435There, he found a bed of golden flowers.
7436He carried the human onto it.
7437Suddenly, screams rang out.
7438The villagers saw ASRIEL holding the human's body.
7439They thought that he had killed the child.
7440The humans attacked him with everything they had.
7441He was struck with blow after blow.
7442ASRIEL had the power to destroy them all.
7443But...
7444ASRIEL did not fight back.
7445Clutching the human...
7446ASRIEL smiled, and walked away.
7447Wounded, ASRIEL stumbled home.
7448He entered the castle and collapsed.
7449His dust spread across the garden.
7450The kingdom fell into despair.
7451The king and queen had lost two children in one night.
7452The humans had once again taken everything from us.
7453The king decided it was time to end our suffering.
7454Every human who falls down here must die.
7455With enough souls, we can shatter the barrier forever.
7456It's not long now.
7457King ASGORE will let us go.
7458King ASGORE will give us hope.
7459King ASGORE will save us all.
7460You should be smiling, too.
7461Aren't you excited?
7462Aren't you happy?
7463You're going to be free.
7464Howdy,
7465You finally made it home.
7466Remember when we used to play here?
7467Hee hee hee...
7468Boy!
7469Today's gonna be just as fun.
7470I remember when I first woke up here, in the garden.
7471I was so scared.
7472I couldn't feel my arms or my legs...
7473My entire body had turned into a flower!
7474"Mom! Dad! Somebody help me!" I called out.
7475But nobody came.
7476Eventually, the king found me, crying in the garden.
7477I explained what had happened to him.
7478Then he held me,
7479He held me with tears in his eyes, saying...
7480"There, there. Everything is going to be alright."
7481He was so... Emotional.
7482But... For some reason...
7483I didn't feel anything at all.
7484I soon realized I didn't feel ANYTHING about ANYONE.
7485My compassion had disappeared!
7486And believe me, it's not like I wasn't trying.
7487I wasted weeks with that stupid king, vainly hoping I would feel something.
7488But it became too much for me.
7489I ran away from home.
7490Eventually, I reached the RUINS.
7491Inside I found HER,
7492I thought of all people, SHE could make me feel whole again.
7493She failed.
7494Ha ha...
7495I realized those two were useless.
7496I became despondent.
7497I just wanted to love someone.
7498I just wanted to care about someone.
7499, you might not believe this...
7500But I decided... It wasn't worth living anymore.
7501Not in a world without love.
7502Not in a world without you.
7503So...
7504I decided to follow in your footsteps.
7505I would erase myself from existence.
7506And you know what?
7507I succeeded.
7508But as I left this mortal coil...
7509I started to feel apprehensive.
7510If you don't have a SOUL, what happens when you...?
7511Something primal started to burn inside me.
7512"No," I thought. "I don't want to die!"
7513Then I woke up.
7514Like it was all just a bad dream.
7515I was back at the garden.
7516Back at my "save point."
7517Interested, I decided to experiment.
7518Again and again, I brought myself to the edge of death.
7519At any point, I could have let this world continue on without me.
7520But as long as I was determined to live...
7521I could go back.
7522Amazing, isn't it,
7523I was amazed, too.
7524At first, I used my powers for good.
7525I became "friends" with everyone.
7526I solved all their problems flawlessly.
7527Their companionship was amusing...
7528For a while.
7529As time repeated, people proved themselves predictable.
7530What would this person say if I gave them this?
7531What would they do if I said this to them?
7532Once you know the answer, that's it.
7533That's all they are.
7534It all started because I was curious.
7535Curious what would happen if I killed them.
7536"I don't like this," I told myself.
7537"I'm just doing this because I HAVE to know what happens.
7538Ha ha ha... What an excuse!
7539You of all people must know how liberating it is to act this way.
7540At least we're better than those sickos that stand around and WATCH it happen...
7541Those pathetic people that want to see it, but are too weak to do it themselves.
7542I bet someone like that's watching right now, aren't they...?
7543Nowadays, even that's grown tiring.
7544You understand,
7545I've done everything this world has to offer.
7546I've read every book. I've burned every book.
7547I've won every game. I've lost every game.
7548I've appeased everyone. I've killed everyone.
7549Sets of numbers... Lines of dialogue... I've seen them all.
7550But you... YOU'RE different.
7551I never could predict YOU,
7552When I saw you in the RUINS, I didn't recognize you.
7553I thought I could frighten you, then steal your SOUL.
7554I failed.
7555And when I tried to load my save file...
7556It didn't work.
7557...Your DETERMINATION!
7558Somehow, it's even greater than mine!
7559I just have one question for you,
7560How did you get back to the RUINS from here...?
7561...wait, I know.
7562She must have taken you when she left.
7563And decided to give you a proper burial, rather than...
7564Hanging out in the basement forever.
7565...but, why then...?
7566What made you wake up?
7567Did you hear me calling you...?
7568It doesn't matter now.
7569I'm so tired of this,
7570I'm tired of all these people.
7571I'm tired of all these places.
7572I'm tired of being a flower.
7573There's just one thing left I want to do.
7574Let's finish what we started.
7575Let's free everyone.
7576Then... let's let them see what humanity is REALLY like!
7577That despite it all...
7578This world is still "kill or be killed!!"
7579Then...?
7580Well. I had...
7581Been entertaining a few ways to use that power.
7582Hee hee hee...
7583But seeing you here changed my mind.
7584...I think if you're around...
7585Just living in the surface world doesn't seem so bad.
7586We don't even need to leave to get them this time.
7587The king has six of them locked away.
7588I've tried hundreds of ways to get him to show me them...
7589But he just won't.
7590I know he'll do it for YOU.
7591Why am I telling you all of this?
7592, I said it before.
7593Even after all this time...
7594You're still the only one that understands me.
7595You won't give me any worthless pity!
7596Creatures like us...
7597Wouldn't hesitate to KILL each other if we got in each other's way.
7598So that's...
7599So... that's... Why...
7600...ha... Ha...
7601...what's this... ... feeling?
7602Why am I... Shaking?
7603Hey...
7604...No hard feelings about back then, right?
7605H-Hey, what are you doing!?
7606B... back off!!
7607I... I've changed my mind about all this.
7608This isn't a good idea anymore.
7609Y-you should go back,
7610This place is fine the way it is!
7611S-s-stop making that creepy face!
7612This isn't funny!
7613You've got a SICK sense of humor!
7614But nobody came.
7615Do you think I'm pretty?
7616That's what they all say.
7617Stay here with me...
7618Welcome to my special hell.
7619Life's flashing before my teeth
7620I've felt this before.
7621You hear the melody of pulsating flesh.
7622Could this be goodbye!?
7623Monster has low HP.
7624You called for help. But nobody came.
7625You hum a familiar tune. Lemon Bread's body shakes...
7626You hum a familiar tune. Nothing else happened.
7627You hum a familiar tune. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
7628You screamed out. But nobody came.
7629You flexed your arm. Lemon Bread's muscle shakes...
7630You flexed your arm. Nothing else happened.
7631You flexed your arm. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
7632You let Lemon Bread be. Lemon Bread's teeth shake...
7633You let Lemon Bread be. Nothing else happened.
7634You let Lemon Bread be. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
7635You cried as loud as you could. But nobody came.
7636Don't pick on me.
7637Someone finally gets it.
7638Ribbit ribbit.
7639Smells like a ,
7640Reaper Bird seems placated.
7641DEF This relentless bully ALWAYS gets its way.
7642DEF It finally stopped worrying.
7643DEF Its future looks brighter and brighter .
7644REAPER BIRD
7645DEF This relentless future finally looks brighter and brighter.
7646You pick on , . It seemed effective.
7647But, it was already picked on.
7648Reaper Bird
7649You pick on Reaper Bird. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
7650You did something mysterious. , recognizes it has more to learn from this world.
7651But, it was already mystified.
7652You did something mysterious. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
7653You wash your hands. Nothing happened.
7654Your hands are clean enough to eat!
7655You hum a familiar tune. But no one heard you.
7656You kneel and pray for safety. , remembers its conscience.
7657But , already remembered its conscience.
7658You kneel and pray for safety. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
7659sinepitcher
7660sn... o... wy...
7661haha... i... remem.. ber...
7662haha... thank... you...
7663Smells like salty slush.
7664Seems calmed down.
7665AMALGAMATE
7666DEF Seems like it's losing itself.
7667You laugh, and keep laughing. It's SO funny, you can't stop. Tears run down your face.
7668...what? You didn't do that?
7669But it's not funny.
7670You said something like... "You look horrible." "Why are you even alive?"
7671...what? You didn't say that?
7672You call this a performance?
7673You told a bad pun about snow. Her expression starts to shift.
7674You told a bad pun about snow. Her expression changes more.
7675You told a bad pun about snow. She's completely calmed down.
7676mega
7677dontcomeback
7678scr_fx_waver_scanline
7679Come join the fun.
7680It's a real get together
7681Lorem ipsum docet
7682Become one of us!
7683That's a shame.
7684Oh well.
7685Be seeing you.
7686Then, hold still.
7687Just a moment.
7688You'll be with us shortly.
7689sq
7690dnoise
7691But nobody came.
7692Smells like batteries.
7693Seems like it doesn't care anymore.
7694No data available.
7695The enemy put a piece of itself in your inventory.
7696But your inventory was full.
7697AT -
7698DF -
7699You take out your CELL PHONE. You can hear voices through the receiver...!
7700Memoryhead
7701MEMORYHEAD
7702dogsong
7703Amalgamate is watching you intently.
7704Amalgamate is waiting for your command.
7705It smells like a bunch of dogs.
7706Amalgamate is hovering close, looking for affection.
7707Amalgamate is striking the wall with its claws.
7708Amalgamate is twitching affectionately.
7709Amalgamate's convulsions intensify.
7710Endogeny is contented.
7711Endogeny
7712AMALGAMATE - It's unclear how many dogs this counts as.
7713ENDOGENY - It's unclear how many dogs this counts as.
7714The Amalgamate's feelers rotate quickly. Nothing else happens.
7715You call the Amalgamate.
7716It bounds towards you, flecking a strange liquid from an orifice.
7717mouthspeed
7718You try looking away, but it seems to appear everywhere you look.
7719You pet the Amalgamate.
7720You'd give it a tummy rub, but it's not clear where its tummy begins or ends.
7721You pet decisively. The Amalgamate seems to be satisfied by all this.
7722spared
7723You pet the Amalgamate. It starts to generate a Stage I Happiness Froth.
7724You try to pet the Amalgamate but your hand phases through it.
7725It must not want to be pet for now.
7726You pet the Amalgamate. It convulses rapidly... Then calms down.
7727It rests quietly on your lap for a moment...
7728Suddenly, it shoots away and crawls wildly on the walls!
7729Amalgamate is too far away to pet. You just pet the air.
7730You play with the Amalgamate.
7731Amalgamate seems too tired to play.
7732You throw your weapon into the corner of the room.
7733The Amalgamate brings it back to you... Proudly?
7734You repeat this process a few times.
7735Now Amalgamate is very tired... It leans its dripping, amorphous body on you...
7736Amalgamate is not excited enough to play with...?
7737mouth
7738aaa
7739mercyno
7740talkt
7741All humans will die!
7742You're our real enemy.
7743Mercy is for the weak.
7744The Lost Soul stands there.
7745You tapped the Lost Soul lightly.
7746Something about the way you fight is familiar to her...
7747Something about the way you fight... It's all flooding back!
7748You asked the Lost Soul to teach you how to cook.
7749She doesn't know why, but she kind of wants to teach you how...
7750Suddenly, the memories are flooding back!
7751You gave the Lost Soul a big smile, like you remember she likes to do.
7752For some reason, she sort of wants to smile back...
7753You clashed against the Lost Soul with all of your might.
7754She feels your fighting spirit... It's familiar somehow.
7755She recognizes your fighting spirit... suddenly, memories are flooding back!
7756Well, some humans are OK, I guess!
7757I MUST CAPTURE A HUMAN!
7758THEN EVERY ONE WILL,
7759You told the Lost Soul a bad pun about skeletons.
7760He seems to hate it... But the other Lost Soul seems to like it.
7761Something about that bad joke... It's all flooding back!
7762Suddenly, its memories are flooding back!
7763Seeing how nicely you treated its brother, the other Lost Soul remembers, too!
7764You asked the Lost Soul for help with a puzzle.
7765He doesn't know why, but he really wants to help you.
7766You asked the Lost Soul to cook something for you.
7767The Lost Soul is trying to hide its joy...
7768You insulted the Lost Soul.
7769Somehow, it seems flattered by this.
7770Somehow, it's flattered by this... memories are flooding back!
7771NO! WAIT!! YOU'RE MY FRIEND! I COULD NEVER CAPTURE YOU!!
7772nah, i'm rootin for ya, kid.
7773just give up. i did.
7774why even try?
7775you'll never see 'em again.
7776You asked the Lost Soul to take a break from fighting with you...
7777It seems like it wants to.
7778It nods its head solemnly... Seems like it will!
7779You told the Lost Soul a bad pun about skeletons.
7780He seems to love it... But the other Lost Soul seems to hate it.
7781You told the Lost Soul you'd think about what you'd done.
7782It seems like it's trying to remember...
7783It nods solemnly...!
7784You tell the Lost Soul you think that jumble is tougher than crosswords.
7785You tell the Lost Soul you think that crosswords are tougher than jumble.
7786It seems to have some dim recollection of this fact...
7787It nods its head, like it knew this without question...!
7788The other Lost Soul remembers this conversation, too!
7789You hate me, don't you...?
7790I've got to keep lying...
7791All I do is hurt people.
7792You tell the Lost Soul that you'll continue to support her.
7793Something about the way you said that is familiar to her.
7794Suddenly, she remembers... It's all flooding back!
7795You call the Lost Soul on the phone... She starts to sweat.
7796She doesn't know why, but this all seems very familiar...
7797You ask the Lost Soul what her favorite cartoon is.
7798She can barely hold back from giving you an enormous answer...
7799You ask the Lost Soul for help on a quiz question.
7800She barely holds back from giving you the answer...
7801Suddenly, memories are flooding back!
7802No, that's not true! My friends like me! And I like you, too!
7803This is for your own good.
7804No one will leave again.
7805The Lost Souls stand there.
7806You tell the Lost Soul that you have to go if you're going to free everyone.
7807Something is stirring within her...
7808Something stirs within her... It's all flooding back!
7809Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
7810Seeing her remember you, the male Lost Soul tried hard to remember you, too!
7811You refuse to fight the Lost Soul.
7812Something about this is so familiar to her...
7813You hug the Lost Soul and tell her that you're going to see her again.
7814Something about this is so familar to her...
7815You tell the Lost Soul you prefer butterscotch instead of cinnamon.
7816You tell the Lost Soul you prefer cinnamon instead of butterscotch.
7817Somehow, she faintly recalls hearing this before...
7818Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
7819Your fate is up to you now!
7820You are our future!
7821Forgive me for this.
7822This is my duty.
7823You tell the Lost Soul that you're going to save everyone.
7824Something stirs deep within him.
7825Something stirs within him... It's all flooding back!
7826Suddenly, his memories are flooding back!
7827Seeing how nice you are, the female Lost Soul's memories returned, too!
7828You tell the Lost Soul that you won't hurt him, no matter what.
7829Something about this is so familiar to him...
7830You stare deep into the eyes of the Lost Soul.
7831He remembers the gaze of humans past...
7832You hug the Lost Soul.
7833It seems like his aggression is slowly melting away...
7834Suddenly, his memories are flooding back!
7835You know...
7836I don't care about destroying this world anymore.
7837After I defeat you and gain total control over the timeline...
7838I just want to reset everything.
7839All your progress... Everyone's memories.
7840I'll bring them all back to zero!
7841Then we can do everything ALL over again.
7842And you know what the best part of all this is?
7843You'll DO it.
7844And then you'll lose to me again.
7845And again.
7846And again!!!
7847Because you want a "happy ending."
7848Because you "love your friends."
7849Because you "never give up."
7850Isn't that delicious?
7851Your "determination." The power that let you get this far...
7852It's gonna be your downfall!
7853Now, ENOUGH messing around!
7854It's time to purge this timeline once and for all!
7855Asriel readies "STAR BLAZING."
7856Asriel charges "SHOCKER BREAKER."
7857Asriel calls on "CHAOS SABER."
7858Asriel readies "CHAOS BUSTER."
7859Asriel readies "GALACTA BLAZING."
7860Asriel calls on "CHAOS SLICER."
7861Asriel readies "SHOCKER BREAKER II."
7862Asriel readies "CHAOS BLASTER."
7863Asriel readies "HYPER GONER."
7864Asriel is glowing with a strange power.
7865ASRIEL DREEMURR ATK DEF Legendary being made of every SOUL in the underground.
7866ASRIEL DREEMURR ATK DEF The Absolute GOD of Hyperdeath!
7867You held on to your hopes... You reduced how much DAMAGE you'll take this turn!
7868You kept holding on. DAMAGE reduced!
7869You think about why you're here now...
7870You can feel the empty space in your inventory get smaller and smaller!
7871Your items fill up with dreams.
7872...even after that attack, you're still standing in my way...?
7873Wow... You really ARE something special.
7874But don't get cocky.
7875Up until now, I've only been using a fraction of my REAL power!
7876Let's see what good your DETERMINATION is against THIS!!
7877You feel something faintly resonating within ASRIEL.
7878You feel something resonating within ASRIEL.
7879You feel something strongly resonating within ASRIEL.
7880You feel your friends' SOULs resonating within ASRIEL!
7881The whole world is ending.
7882You feel something slightly resonating within ASRIEL.
7883You feel something weakly resonating within ASRIEL.
7884Strangely, as your friends remembered you...
7885Something else began resonating within the SOUL, stronger and stronger.
7886It seems that there's still one last person that needs to be saved.
7887But who...?
7888Suddenly, you realize.
7889You reach out and call their name.
7890Can't move your body. Nothing happened.
7891You struggle... Nothing happened.
7892You tried to reach your SAVE file. Nothing happened.
7893You tried again to reach your SAVE file. Nothing happened.
7894Seems SAVING the game really is impossible.
7895SAVING over ASRIEL's file seems like the only way to defeat him...
7896But, having never SAVED before, you lack the power to do it.
7897But...
7898Maybe, with what little power you have...
7899You can SAVE something else.
7900Can't move your body.
7901!?!?
7902Huh? What are you doing...!?
7903Urah ha ha ha... Behold my TRUE power!
7904I can feel it...
7905Every time you die, your grip on this world slips away.
7906Every time you die, your friends forget you a little more.
7907Your life will end here, in a world where no one remembers you...
7908Still, you're hanging on...?
7909That's fine.
7910In a few moments, you'll forget everything, too.
7911That attitude will serve you well in your next life!
7912Ura ha ha...
7913Still!?
7914Come on...
7915Show me what good your DETERMINATION is now!
7916Ultimate bepis
7917Wh... what did you do...?
7918What's this feeling...? What's happening to me?
7919No! NO! I don't need ANYONE!
7920STOP IT! Get away from me!
7921Do you hear me!?
7922I'll tear you apart!
7923...Do you know why I'm doing this...?
7924Why I keep fighting to keep you around...?
7925I'm doing this...
7926Because you're special,
7927You're the only one that understands me.
7928You're the only one who's any fun to play with anymore.
7929No...
7930That's not JUST it.
7931I... I...
7932I'm doing this because I care about you,
7933I care about you more than anybody else!
7934I'm not ready for this to end.
7935I'm not ready for you to leave.
7936I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again...
7937cry
7938So, please... STOP doing this...
7939AND JUST LET ME WIN!!!
7940bodyfader
7941I'm so alone,
7942I'm so afraid,
7943, I...
7944I...
7945You called out to your friends with all your heart.
7946From somewhere, you felt their support...
7947You reached out to ASRIEL's SOUL and called out to your friends.
7948They're in there somewhere, aren't they?
7949Within the depths of ASRIEL's SOUL, something's resonating..!
7950Asriel Dreemurr
7951"The true final battle" was finally beginning.
7952STOP IT!!
7953STOP IT NOW!!!
7954Ha ha hee hee ho ho huu huu!
7955Honk! HOOONK!
7956(Mime noises)
7957They're coming.
7958I love to laugh!
7959Send in the clowns.
7960Everyone has gone.
7961They cannot worry for me.
7962Don't let them see me this way.
7963Laughter hides the pain.
7964Migospel is juggling balls of ants.
7965Migospel makes a balloon animal out of bees. Shape: Pile of bees
7966Migospel intentionally pratfalls. Twenty times.
7967Smells like bug-flavored cotton candy.
7968Migospel's facade is broken.
7969Migospel's clown aura fades.
7970MIGOSPEL
7971DEF This messed-up clownbug thinks battle's a performance.
7972Talking has no effect.
7973Hisssss
7974Herssss
7975Ate Your Green Snakes
7976Don't Be Rude
7977Eat Your Green Tasty Snakes
7978Parsnik has a hissy fit.
7979Parsnik's snakes shift to change hairstyles. Mohawk. Ponytail. Undercut.
7980Parsnik completely closes its mouth. It looks short and weird.
7981Snakes play with a beach ball.
7982Smells like tasty snakes.
7983Parsnik seems satisfied.
7984The snakes are wilting.
7985PARSNIK
7986DEF This cobrafied carrot has a headful of tasty snakes.
7987You tried to eat Parsnik, but it wasn't weakened enough.
7988You start eating snakes like they're spaghetti. You recovered 5 HP!
7989Parsnik mishears you and fires a series of tasty snakes.
7990(slime sounds)
7991Shh...
7992Hsh...
7993Krr...
7994Moldessa's face rearranges itself.
7995Moldessa tries to make its face look like a movie- star's, but it shifts apart.
7996Moldessa hides behind its ears. ... arms?
7997Smells like twelve-week-old gummy bears.
7998Moldessa's face falls apart.
7999Moldessa's face looks... happy?
8000MOLDESSA
8001DEF Can't decide on a face. Can't see friend from foe.
8002You encourage Moldessa to try a new look. Its face shifts...
8003You adjust Moldessa's face.
8004You adjust Moldessa's face. It seems to be happy with its new look.
8005You lie down and rest. Moldessa tucks you in with a blanket of moss.
8006While you were sleeping, the other monsters get bored.
8007You lie down and rest. Moldessa tucks you in with a blanket of moss.
8008tobdog
8009And that's the end of Hard Mode!
8010Eh??
8011You are ending it NOW?
8012And on such a dramatic moment...?
8013That's the difficult part.
8014Not the bullets.
8015But, accepting that it's all over...
8016But there WILL be more, will there not?
8017Maybe.
8018Knowing the answer is...
8019...HARD.
8020...
8021Hey!
8022Aren't you supposed to be dying or something?
8023Well. What is the point of that now?
8024What will you do instead...?
8025Hmmm. Perhaps I will bake another pie.
8026That last one ended up a little burnt.
8027I thought it was good.
8028Theoretically.
8029It's not like I ate it all while you were fighting.
8030Hey! Hey! Can I have some pie!
8031You are just going to eat it all...
8032I can helllp!!!
8033Snoring on the floor is NOT help.
8034I'm not snoring, I'm cheering you on in my sleep!!
8035Oh, you're still here?
8036Don't you have anything better to do?
8037Hey.
8038What's the hold up!?
8039Shouldn't she be dead by now!?
8040I've been waiting in that room for...
8041...Hard mode...?
8042Gee, you better take a picture.
8043People are gonna think you're REALLY cool.
8044...NOT!
8045Golly, talk about a tryhard.
8046PA. THE. TIC.
8047Uh, so, are you gonna keep going, or...?
8048It's over.
8049Hahaha! I KNEW that!
8050Why does everyone have to be so condescending!?
8051So what's YOUR excuse? Sitting around here...?
8052Don't you have anything better to
8053I already said that.
8054HARD MODE
8055Coming...
8056Maybe,
8057Eh. don't count on it.
8058THIS IS AN ERROR MESSAGE. REALLY!!!
8059YOU'RE TOO WEAK!! I WAS EASILY ABLE TO CAPTURE YOU!!!
8060I WILL NOW SEND YOU TO THE CAPTURE ZONE!!
8061OR, AS SANS CALLS IT...
8062OUR GARAGE???
8063YOU'RE IN THE DOGHOUSE NOW!
8064NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
8065WELL!!! YOU MAY HAVE CLEVERLY ESCAPED FROM JAIL BEFORE...
8066BUT THIS TIME, I'VE UPGRADED THE FACILITIES.
8067NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE TRAPPED...
8068BUT YOU WON'T EVEN WANT TO LEAVE!!!
8069YOU ARE... PERSISTENT!
8070BUT! IT JUST WON'T WORK ON ME!
8071I AM THE PERSISTENTEST!
8072AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE PERSISTENESTER...
8073THAT IS WRONG! GRAMATICALLY WRONG!
8074BECAUSE THE CORRECT FORM WOULD BE...
8075NOT AS PERSISTENTEST AS PAPYRUS, THE PERSISTENTESTEST!
8076I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS LESSON.
8077You're blue now.
8078YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
8079THAT'S MY ATTACK!
8080NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
8081Napstablook eagerly awaits your response.
8082do you like it...
8083i call it "dapper blook"
8084You cannot give up just yet...
8085! Stay determined...
8086, this is just a bad dream...
8087Wake up! It's not over!
8088! It's like he says...
8089You have to stay determined...
8090! Please don't give up...
8091Have some determination...
8092! You're
8093You can't quit! Stay determined...
8094, is this a kind of joke?
8095Cut it out! Wake up!
8096, it's not time to leave!
8097Hold on!
8098, gather your strength.
8099Stay determined!
8100, you have to keep going.
8101Our fate rests upon you...
8102You're going to be alright!
8103Don't lose hope!
8104It cannot end now!
8105geeettttttt dunked on!!!
8106if we're really friends...
8107you won't come back.
8108But it refused.
8109unfader
8110deleteafter
8111canpress
8112I SEE. I SEE.
8113YOU LIKE CARESSING MY BICEPS WITH A FLOATING HEART.
8114BUT WHO DOESN'T!?
8115TRY AGAIN!
8116THIS SHIRT DIDN'T ORIGINALLY SAY 'COOL,' BUT I IMPROVED IT.
8117EXPERT TIP^ALL CLOTHING ARTICLES CAN BE IMPROVED THIS WAY.
8118BUT THAT'S NOT A SECRET!!!
8119IT'S JUST GOOD ADVICE!!!
8120HOLDING MY HAND SO I'LL TELL YOU THE ANSWER...
8121NO!!! I MUST RESIST!!
8122THERE'S NO SECRET TO MY LEGS.
8123JUST HARD WORK AND PERSEVERANCE...
8124HUMAN SOULS ARE STRONGER THAN MONSTER SOULS...
8125BUT THE SOLES OF OUR SHOES ON THE OTHER HAND...!
8126...ARE ABOUT THE SAME.
8127HAT DIALOGUE.
8128I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY.
8129YOU'RE OVERWHELMED BY THE SIGHT OF MY COOL VIBES.
8130BUT YOU CAN'T BACK DOWN NOW!!!
8131No no no!
8132You want to press the other switch.
8133I even labelled it for you...
8134It seems that is not the correct switch.
8135(Wow!) (You are superfast at being wrong.)
8136This switch doesn't even work...
8137Please press this switch. - TORIEL
8138Please press this switch too. - TORIEL
8139Every time this old tree grows any leaves, they fall right off.
8140It's a neat-looking tree.
8141(It's natural for a tree to lose its leaves.)
8142Ah, the cactus. Truly the most tsundere of plants.
8143It's not like this cactus was waiting for you to come back or anything...
8144The fire isn't burning hot... Just pleasantly warm. You could put your hand inside.
8145Ribbit, ribbit. (Excuse me, human.)
8146(I have some advice for you about battling monsters.)
8147(If you ACT a certain way or FIGHT until you almost defeat them...)
8148(They might not want to battle you anymore.)
8149(If a monster does not want to fight you, please...)
8150(Use some MERCY, human.) Ribbit.
8151(The monsters in this world are very dangerous and aggressive.)
8152(In this place, running away will not work on the first turn.)
8153(It may be better to try another option.) Ribbit.
8154(You seem like you have grown into a thoughtful and conscientious person.)
8155(Whether that was from my advice or not...) (I'm quite proud.)
8156Ribbit.
8157Ribbit, ribbit. (Just between you and me...)
8158(I saw TORIEL come out of here just a little while ago.)
8159(She was carrying some groceries.)
8160(I didn't ask what they were for...)
8161(We're all too intimidated to talk to her.) Ribbit.
8162Ribbit, ribbit. (Seems like the RUINS have finally opened up.)
8163(Maybe we should finally go out to the rest of the underground.)
8164(Huh? The barrier's open, too...?)
8165(... let's just take this one step at a time, OK?)
8166(Normally, she carries groceries out of here.)
8167(But this time, she wasn't carrying anything.)
8168(She looked disappointed.) Ribbit.
8169Ribbit ribbit. (I heard using "F4" can make you have a "full screen.")
8170(But what does "F4" stand for?) ("Four frogs"?)
8171(I have only seen a maximum of three frogs in this room...)
8172(This is troubling, to say the least.) Ribbit.
8173Ribbit ribbit. (Did you ever find this room's fourth frog?)
8174Ribbit ribbit. (Yellow names were nice for a while.)
8175(Next time, we should try a relaxing shade of green.)
8176Ribbit ribbit. (How was your adventure?)
8177(It must have been difficult without being able to tell the enemy's feelings.)
8178Ribbit ribbit. (Finally, we can all remove these aging pink names.)
8179(Everyone gave you a big favor today.) (Try to respect that!)
8180xed
8181Ribbit, ribbit. (Sigh...)
8182(My friend never listens to me.)
8183(Whenever I talk, they skip through my words by pressing [X].)
8184(That's right.......) (Pressing [X]............) (................)
8185(Well, at least you listen to me.)
8186Ribbit, ribbit. (Say...)
8187(Now that your journey's over, maybe you'll have time to listen to me.)
8188(Since most people just press [X] to skip through my dialogue.)
8189(You've really matured, haven't you?)
8190(Oh, not you too!)
8191(... I suppose some things never change.)
8192(Toriel's small chair.) (Its name is Chairiel.)
8193(Who knows what the future holds for Chairiel.)
8194Did you miss it? Spider Bakesale down and to the right.
8195Come eat food made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders!
8196hey there. this is just a little test.
8197I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING !
8198no. not today.
8199This cheese has been here quite a long time.
8200It's stuck to the table...
8201(Looks like cheese has a nibble taken out of it.)
8202murdererlv1
8203i usually come to the RUINS because there's nobody around...
8204but today i met somebody nice...
8205oh, i'm rambling again
8206i'll get out of your way
8207fought
8208i fell down a hole... now i cant get up...
8209go on without me...
8210wait, ghosts can fly, can't they...
8211oh well...
8212candymade
8213candy
8214(It's a spider web.)
8215(There's a flyer for a bake sale on it.)
8216donk
8217tor
8218curf
8219Do not worry about me.
8220Someone has to take care of these flowers.
8221Don't worry about me.
8222Frisk, please leave me alone.
8223I can't come back. I just can't, OK?
8224I don't want to break their hearts all over again.
8225It's better if they never see me.
8226...why are you still here?
8227Are you trying to keep me company?
8228Frisk...
8229Hey.
8230Let me ask you a question.
8231Frisk... Why did you come here?
8232Everyone knows the legend, right...?
8233"Travellers who climb Mt. Ebott are said to disappear."
8234Frisk.
8235Why would you ever climb a mountain like that?
8236Was it foolishness?
8237Was it fate?
8238Or was it... Because you...?
8239Well.
8240Only you know the answer, don't you...?
8241I know why
8242climbed the mountain.
8243It wasn't for a very happy reason.
8244Frisk. I'll be honest with you.
8245hated humanity.
8246Why they did, they never talked about it.
8247But they felt very strongly about that.
8248Frisk... You really ARE different from
8249In fact, though you have similar, uh, fashion choices...
8250I don't know why I ever acted like you were the same person.
8251Maybe... The truth is...
8252wasn't really the greatest person.
8253While, Frisk...
8254You're the type of friend I wish I always had.
8255So maybe I was kind of projecting a little bit.
8256Let's be honest. I did some weird stuff as a flower.
8257There's one last thing I feel like I should tell you.
8258Frisk, when
8259and I combined our SOULs together...
8260The control over our body was actually split between us.
8261They were the one that picked up their own empty body.
8262And then, when we got to the village...
8263They were the one that wanted to...
8264...to use our full power.
8265I was the one that resisted.
8266And then, because of me, we...
8267Well, that's why I ended up a flower.
8268This whole time, I've blamed myself for that decision.
8269That's why I adopted that horrible view of the world.
8270"Kill or be killed."
8271But now... After meeting you...
8272Frisk, I don't regret that decision anymore.
8273I did the right thing.
8274If I killed those humans...
8275We would have had to wage war against all of humanity.
8276And in the end, everyone went free, right?
8277I still feel kind of sad knowing how long it took...
8278...so maybe it wasn't a perfect decision.
8279But you can't regret hard choices your whole life, right?
8280Well, not that I have much of a life left.
8281But that's besides the point.
8282Frisk, thank you for listening to me.
8283You should really go be with your friends now, OK?
8284Oh, and, please...
8285In the future, if you uh, see me...
8286Don't think of it as me, OK?
8287I just want you to remember me like this.
8288Someone that was your friend for a little while.
8289Oh, and Frisk...
8290Be careful in the outside world, OK?
8291Despite what everyone thinks, it's not as nice as it is here.
8292There are a lot of Floweys out there.
8293And not everything can be resolved by just being nice.
8294Don't kill, and don't be killed, alright?
8295That's the best you can strive for.
8296Well, see you.
8297Don't you have anything better to do?
8298chair
8299(Seems like the right size for Toriel.)
8300(It's a great reading chair.) (But it doesn't seem like anyone uses it.)
8301faketor
8302alter
8303Alter
8304Hello... Are you all right?
8305You must be so lost and confused...
8306Ah, do not be afraid, my child.
8307I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS.
8308I pass through here every day to see if anyone has fallen down.
8309You are the first human to come here in a long time.
8310I will do my best to protect you during your time here.
8311Come! I shall guide you through the catacombs.
8312temptor
8313mus
8314flow
8315flow_m
8316Met1
8317Hee hee hee...
8318Why'd you make me introduce myself?
8319It's rude to act like you don't know who I am.
8320Someone ought to teach you proper manners.
8321Don't you have anything better to do?
8322Error
8323Really,
8324Well, do what you will.
8325I'll be waiting for you!
8326Hey. Remember.
8327DON'T kill anyone.
8328I can't believe this is a REAL thing I have to remind you.
8329Hee hee hee...
8330Good luck!
8331Remember...
8332THIS time, you've GOT to become friends with everyone.
8333OK?
8334If you DON'T, you'll be miserable FOREVER.
8335And we wouldn't want THAT, would we?
8336No... We just want you to be happy, right?
8337Good luck.
8338alter2
8339FloweyExplain1
8340FS
8341I hope you like your choice.
8342After all, it's not as if you can go back and change fate.
8343In this world, it's kill or be killed.
8344That old hag thought she could break the rules.
8345She tried so hard to save you humans.
8346But when it came down to it...
8347Hee hee...
8348SHE COULDN'T EVEN SAVE HERSELF.
8349WHAT AN IDIOT!!
8350Heheheheh.
8351You just can't get enough, can you!?
8352How many more times will you kill her?
8353Ha ha ha ha ha...
8354You disgusting animal.
8355You didn't even TRY to spare her.
8356Wow, you really can't get enough.
8357You kind of remind me of myself.
8358Wow, you're utterly repulsive.
8359You spared her life...
8360Then you decided that just wasn't interesting enough for you.
8361So you murdered her just to see what would happen.
8362You killed her out of boredom.
8363Truly disgusting...
8364Hee hee...
8365You naive idiot.
8366Do you think you are the only one with that power?
8367The power to reshape the world...
8368Purely by your own determination.
8369The ability to play God!
8370The ability to "SAVE."
8371I thought I was the only one with that power. But...
8372I can't SAVE anymore.
8373Apparently YOUR desires for this world override MINE.
8374Well well.
8375Enjoy that power while you can.
8376I'll be watching.
8377Hahaha...
8378You're not really human, are you?
8379No. You're empty inside. Just like me. In fact...
8380You're
8381, right?
8382We're still inseperable, after all these years...
8383Listen. I have a plan to become all powerful.
8384Even more powerful than you and your stolen soul.
8385Let's destroy everything in this wretched world.
8386Everyone, everything in these worthless memories...
8387Let's turn 'em all to dust.
8388Clever. Verrrryyy clever.
8389You think you're really smart, don't you?
8390So you were able to play by your own rules.
8391You spared the life of a single person.
8392Froggit, Whimsun. Vegetoid, Loox. Migosp, Moldsmal.
8393Think about those names.
8394Do you think any of those monsters have families?
8395Do you think any of them have friends?
8396Each one could have been someone else's Toriel.
8397Selfish brat.
8398Somebody is dead because of you.
8399I bet you feel really great.
8400You didn't kill anybody this time.
8401But what will you do if you meet a relentless killer?
8402You'll die and you'll die and you'll die.
8403Until you tire of trying.
8404What will you do then?
8405Will you kill out of frustration?
8406Or will you give up entirely on this world...
8407...and let ME inherit the power to control it?
8408I am the prince of this world's future.
8409Don't worry, my little monarch, my plan isn't regicide.
8410This is SO much more interesting.
8411But don't act so cocky.
8412I know what you did.
8413You murdered her.
8414And then you went back, because you regretted it.
8415Ha ha ha ha...
8416You naive idiot.
8417tor3
8418tor2
8419dogtimer
8420d_noise
8421Hello! This is TORIEL.
8422My errands are taking longer than I thought they would.
8423You must wait 5 more minutes.
8424Thank you for being patient.
8425Ring...
8426Hello... This is TORIEL.
8427I found what I was looking for.
8428But before I could take it...
8429A small, white puppy snatched it away.
8430How odd.
8431Do dogs even LIKE flour?
8432Err, that is an unrelated question, of course.
8433It will take a little longer. Please understand.
8434(You hear heavy panting on the other end of the phone...)
8435Bark! Bark!
8436Bark... Bark!
8437(You hear a distant voice.)
8438Stop, please!
8439Come back here with my CELLPHONE!
8440(Snore... snore...)
8441(It sounds like a small, white dog is sleeping on the cell phone.)
8442(You hear a distant voice.)
8443Helloooo? Little puppy...?
8444Where are you...?
8445I will give you a nice pat on the head!
8446(The snoring stops.)
8447...if you return my CELLPHONE.
8448(The snoring resumes.)
8449(Achoo!)
8450(It sounds like a small, white dog sneezing in its sleep.)
8451Here, pup-pup-puppy!
8452Oh dear, I should not keep my guest waiting any longer.
8453...Oh no, how long has it been since I have talked to them...?
8454Perhaps they have been calling the phone, and...?
8455...here, puppy!
8456(Yawn...)
8457(Blink blink.)
8458(You hear a tired voice.)
8459Doggie... Here, doggie...
8460Oh dear...
8461I do wonder how they are...
8462fademusicout
8463torielsong
8464How did you get here, my child? Are you hurt?
8465Not a scratch... Impressive! But still...
8466There, there, I will heal you.
8467Who did this to you? You will get an apology.
8468I should not have left you alone for so long.
8469It was irresponsible to try to surprise you like this.
8470Err...
8471Well, I suppose I cannot hide it any longer.
8472Come, small one!
8473torvolume
8474Oh dear, that took longer than I thought it would.
8475Do you smell that?
8476Surprise!
8477It is a butterscotch- cinnamon pie.
8478I thought we might celebrate your arrival.
8479I want you to have a nice time living here.
8480So I will hold off on snail pie for tonight.
8481Here, I have another surprise for you.
8482Er, I assume that expression means you do.
8483S... surprise!
8484I have baked a snail pie.
8485So I...
8486Here, I have another surprise for you.
8487This is it...
8488tiddywinkle
8489ruff
8490Is something burning...? Um, make yourself at home!
8491A room of your own. I hope you like it!
8492I think you should play upstairs instead.
8493It is dangerous to play here.
8494It is drafty here. You will catch a cold.
8495It is dusty here. You will catch a cough.
8496There is nothing to see here.
8497Do you want to read a book?
8498I do not like the game you are playing.
8499Why not go for a walk in the yard?
8500Really now.
8501...
8502Hey, do not go down here.
8503I have something to show you upstairs.
8504You wish to know how to return "home," do you not?
8505Ahead of us lies the end of the RUINS.
8506A one-way exit to the rest of the underground.
8507I am going to destroy it.
8508No one will ever be able to leave again.
8509Now be a good child and go upstairs.
8510Every human that falls down here meets the same fate.
8511I have seen it again and again.
8512They come.
8513They leave.
8514They die.
8515You naive child... If you leave the RUINS...
8516They... ASGORE... Will kill you.
8517I am only protecting you, do you understand?
8518...go to your room.
8519Do not try to stop me.
8520This is your final warning.
8521flames
8522turts
8523Goodbye, my child.
8524That is right.
8525Go upstairs.
8526If you truly wish to leave the RUINS...
8527I will not stop you.
8528However, when you leave...
8529Please do not come back.
8530I hope you understand.
8531You want to leave so badly?
8532Hmph.
8533You are just like the others.
8534There is only one solution to this.
8535Prove yourself...
8536Prove to me you are strong enough to survive.
8537Prove to me you are strong enough to survive!
8538...wait.
8539...why are you looking at me like that?
8540Like you have seen a ghost.
8541Do you know something that I do not?
8542No... That is impossible.
8543Prove to me that you are...
8544Hey, let me finish
8545Already?
8546What will it take for you to learn your lesson?
8547(You noticed there was a blue switch behind the top pillar.)
8548You have not left the room, have you?
8549There are a few puzzles ahead that I have yet to explain.
8550It would be dangerous to try to solve them yourself.
8551Hello? Hello? This is TORIEL.
8552My apologies. A strange dog kidnapped my phone.
8553So if you called, I could not have helped you.
8554However, I have recovered it.
8555And you are still in that room, are you not?
8556What a good child you are.
8557There are a few puzzles ahead that I have yet to explain.
8558Be good, alright?
8559You do not DISLIKE butterscotch, do you?
8560You do not DISLIKE cinnamon, do you?
8561I know what your preference is, but...
8562Would you turn up your nose if you found it on your plate?
8563Right, right, I understand.
8564Thank you for being patient, by the way.
8565Hello?
8566You do not have any allergies, do you?
8567Huh? Why am I asking?
8568No reason... No reason at all.
8569touch
8570I just realized that it has been a while since I have cleaned up.
8571I was not expecting to have company so soon.
8572There are probably a lot of things lying about here and there.
8573You can pick them up, but do not carry more than you need.
8574Someday you might see something you really like.
8575You will want to leave room in your pockets for that.
8576I have a question.
8577You like things other than butterscotch or cinnamon, too...
8578Do you not?
8579...oh, what am I asking.
8580I will keep looking.
8581You peek inside... Scandalous!
8582It's TORIEL's sock drawer.
8583You can't stop looking at the socks.
8584, please...
8585Wake up!
8586You are the future of humans and monsters...
8587(It felt strange to lie in the bed.)
8588(It feels entirely too small for you now.)
8589You send the line back out.
8590(Someone's been smoking dog treats.)
8591(It's a squeaky chew toy.)
8592(It's too small to sleep on.)
8593(Unfortunately, it's just dry food.)
8594(There's a hot dog cut up into the kibble.)
8595(It's a lump of snow with the word 'sans' written on it in red marker.)
8596(It's a snow Papyrus.)
8597(What a tiny doghouse!)
8598(It must be bigger on the inside.)
8599It's a snow poff.
8600And this... Is a snow poff.
8601This, however, is a snow poff.
8602Surprisingly, it's a snow poff.
8603Snow poff...
8604Is it really a snow poff?
8605Behold! A snow poff.
8606What's this called?
8607Eh? There's 30 G inside this... what is this?
8608(It looks like a snow ball...)
8609(Actually, it's a snowdecahedron.)
8610(It's a snow ball.)
8611(The machine isn't working.)
8612(It's a plate of frozen spaghetti.)
8613(It's so cold, it's stuck to the table...)
8614(It's a plate of lukewarm spaghetti.)
8615(Seems like something tried eating it and just...) (Gave up.)
8616(It's an unplugged microwave.)
8617(All of the settings say "spaghetti.")
8618It's a note from Papyrus...
8619HUMAN!! PLEASE ENJOY THIS SPAGHETTI.
8620(LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, THIS SPAGHETTI IS A TRAP...)
8621(DESIGNED TO ENTICE YOU!!!)
8622(YOU'LL BE SO BUSY EATING IT...)
8623(THAT YOU WON'T REALIZE THAT YOU AREN'T PROGRESSING!!)
8624(THOROUGHLY JAPED AGAIN BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!)
8625NYEH-HEH-HEH, PAPYRUS
8626SEEING AS THIS SPAGHETTI IS STILL HERE SOMEHOW...
8627I HEREBY DONATE IT TO THE PUBLIC.
8628IT'S LIKE A PLAYGROUND FOR YOUR MOUTH!
8629It's illegible chicken- scratch.
8630WHAT!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
8631SORRY, I HAVE TO LOCK YOU IN THE GUEST ROOM UNTIL UNDYNE ARRIVES.
8632FEEL FREE TO MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME!!!
8633REFRESHMENTS AND ACCOMODATIONS HAVE BEEN PROVIDED.
8634- NYEHFULLY YOURS, PAPYRUS
8635PLEASE ASK BEFORE YOU ESCAPE!!!
8636WHEN YOU WENT MISSING I GOT WORRIED SICK!!!
8637- SLIGHTLY BONETROUSLED, PAPYRUS
8638IF YOU'RE JUST LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO STAY...
8639JUST ASK!!! YOU DON'T NEED TO FIGHT ME!!!
8640- YOUR HOST, PAPYRUS
8641(This note is written very oddly, as if the paper was moving while it was written.)
8642(It says...) (Out to lunch...?)
8643(Shoot the opposing ship!) (Move the boxes to complete your mission.)
8644(Shoot the opposing ship!) (You have just one shot.)
8645(Hey!)
8646(Go up the creepy alleyway on the right for some great deals!)
8647There's some narration on this cardboard box.
8648YOU OBSERVE THE WELL-CRAFTED SENTRY STATION.
8649WHO COULD HAVE BUILT THIS, YOU PONDER...
8650I BET IT WAS THAT VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN!
8651(NOTE: NOT YET A VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN.)
8652(NOTE: NOT YET A VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN.)
8653(UPDATE: AM I A ROYAL GUARDSMAN YET???)
8654These instructions are written in chicken scratch.
8655It's some sort of checkpoint or sentry-station.
8656But there are bottles of ketchup, mustard, and relish sitting inside...
8657I don't understand why these aren't selling...
8658It's the perfect weather for something cold...
8659You must have something better to do than read this message.
8660I relocated my store, but there are still no customers...
8661I thought for sure if I went to Hotland, I'd sell some Nice Creams.
8662But nobody wants them. Everyone's just eating Starfaits and Glamburgers.
8663So!!!
8664I'm so happy!! Nice Cream is really changing the world!!
8665Hey! It's you again!
8666Business is excellent here! These two fellas bought ALL my ice cream!
8667I've actually sold out of everything!!!
8668...sorry.
8669Wait! I've still got something for you!
8670...a big smile! How about that!
8671I'm so excited to sell Nice Cream on the surface!
8672If all humans are like you, then...!
8673...then I'll still be able to sell to monsters, I hope.
8674If all humans are like you, I think it'll be a modest success!
8675If all humans are like you, I think it'll be really popular!
8676OH!!!! A CUSTOMER!!!
8677Fortunately, I've thought of a solution!!
8678Punch cards!!
8679Every time you buy a Nice Cream, you can take a punch card from the box.
8680If you have 3 cards, you can trade them for a free Nice Cream!
8681They're sure to get the customers to come back!
8682Anyway...
8683I'm having a going out of business sale.
8684cancel
8685nightmare
8686fn
8687draw_me
8688Oh? About that piece I gave you?
8689...I never gave you anything.
8690Ah... I can feel that piece of me has been well taken care of.
8691Hmmm...? The barrier's opened up?
8692Hmmm... Then, if it's not too much to ask...
8693...could you take that piece of me to the surface?
8694I would really appreciate it.
8695So, did you take that piece of me very far away...?
8696Where's the piece!?
8697Ah, the barrier's open...?
8698You know I cannot move. Why are you telling me? To mock me?
8699Everyone may think you are a good person, but this snowman knows the truth.
8700Someday, your friends will realize your heart is as cold as my butt.
8701(You're carrying too many items.)
8702Hello. I am a snowman. I cannot move.
8703Traveller, if you could...
8704(You got the Snowman Piece.)
8705Oh me, oh my. What are you doing?
8706Soon there won't be any of me left...
8707Stop... Please...
8708(A useless pile of snow.)
8709Seems like the base of a snowdog.
8710It's a pile of mushy snow.
8711This dog is staring blankly into the snow, waiting for it to turn into art.
8712It's the broken head of a snowdog.
8713(It's a tough-looking branch.) (It's too heavy to pick up.)
8714(It's been smashed like it was nothing...)
8715Just a conveniently-shaped lamp.
8716actually, hey... hate to bother ya, but can you do me a favor?
8717i was thinking... my brother's been kind of down lately...
8718he's never seen a human before. and seeing you might just make his day.
8719don't worry, he's not dangerous.
8720even if he tries to be.
8721thanks a million. i'll be up ahead.
8722well, i'll be straight- forward with you.
8723my brother'd really like to see a human...
8724so, y'know, it'd really help me out...
8725if you kept pretending to be one.
8726look
8727spinagain
8728SO, AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT UNDYNE,
8729SO SANS! WHEN'S THE HUMAN SHOWING UP???
8730I WANT TO LOOK MY SUNDAY BEST...
8731OR AT LEAST MY TUESDAY PRETTY-GOOD.
8732don't you only have one outfit?
8733YEAH, BUT I COULD STYLE MY HAIR!
8734oh. right. good idea.
8735say, why don't you look over there?
8736xxblcon
8737SANS!! OH MY GOD!! IS THAT...
8738A HUMAN!?!? !??!?!
8739A HUMAN!?!? !??!?!
8740AND IT LOOKS SO FAMILIAR...!!!
8741SANS!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
8742I'M DIZZY. WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?
8743behold.
8744view_object
8745uhhhh...
8746actually, i think that's a rock.
8747uhhhh... i think it looks familiar...
8748because it's a rock?
8749OH MY GOD!!!
8750OH.
8751WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO LOOK AT A ROCK.
8752hey, what's that in front of the rock?
8753OH MY GOD!!!
8754(IS... IS THAT A HUMAN)
8755I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
8756(yes)
8757well. it's not a rock.
8758OH MY GOD!!!
8759SANS! I FINALLY DID IT!!
8760UNDYNE WILL...
8761I'M GONNA...
8762I'LL BE SO...
8763POPULAR!!! POPULAR!!! POPULAR!!!
8764...'AHEM'
8765HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA!
8766I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL STOP YOU!!!
8767I WILL THEN CAPTURE YOU!
8768YOU WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE CAPITAL!
8769THEN... THEN!!!
8770I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S NEXT.
8771IN ANY CASE!
8772CONTINUE... ONLY IF YOU DARE!!!
8773NOT A ROCK...?
8774OH NO!!! BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION!!!
8775THAT MEANS IT'S A HUMAN!!!
8776AHEM!! HUMAN!!
8777PREPARE YOURSELF!! FOR HIGH JINKS! FOR LOW JINKS!
8778DANGERS! PUZZLES! CAPERS! JAPERS!
8779BEING CAPTURED!! AND OTHER SORTS OF FUN ACTIVITIES.
8780REFRESHMENTS WILL BE PROVIDED...
8781IF YOU DARE!
8782NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
8783ppp
8784well, that went well.
8785don't sweat it, kid.
8786i'll keep an eyesocket out for ya.
8787...and you don't even bat an eye, huh?
8788YOU'RE SO LAZY!!
8789YOU WERE NAPPING ALL NIGHT!!
8790i think that's called...
8791sleeping.
8792EXCUSES, EXCUSES!
8793REALLY THOUGH!!! THAT HUMAN!!!
8794DO I KNOW THAT PERSON???
8795do you not know...
8796who you know?
8797PBPBPPBPT!!
8798OF COURSE I KNOW WHO I KNOW!!
8799I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW...
8800I KNOW WHO I KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW I KNOW WHO I KNOW!
8801...YOU KNOW?
8802OH-HO! THE HUMAN ARRIVES!
8803OH-HO! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!
8804IN ORDER TO STOP YOU...
8805MY BROTHER AND I HAVE CREATED SOME PUZZLES!
8806I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS ONE...
8807QUITE SHOCKING!!!
8808FOR YOU SEE, THIS IS THE INVISIBLE...
8809ELECTRICITY MAZE!!!
8810WHEN YOU TOUCH THE WALLS OF THIS MAZE,
8811THIS ORB WILL ADMINISTER A HEARTY ZAP!
8812SOUND LIKE FUN???
8813BECAUSE!
8814THE AMOUNT OF FUN YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE,
8815IS ACTUALLY RATHER SMALL I THINK.
8816OK, YOU CAN GO AHEAD NOW.
8817SANS!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
8818i think the human has to hold the orb.
8819OH, OKAY.
8820crunchybunchy
8821stepmake
8822HOLD THIS PLEASE!
8823OKAY, TRY NOW!
8824INCREDIBLE!! YOU SLIPPERY SNAIL!!
8825YOU SOLVED IT SO EASILY... TOO EASILY!
8826HOWEVER!!
8827THE NEXT PUZZLE WILL NOT BE EASY!
8828IT IS DESIGNED BY MY BROTHER, SANS!
8829YOU WILL SURELY BE CONFOUNDED!
8830I KNOW I AM!
8831NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!
8832hhh
8833FOR YOU SEE, THIS IS... THE, INVISIBLE...
8834UHHHHHHH...?
8835HMMM... YOU MUST BE HAVING CULTURE SHOCK.
8836YOU SEE, WHERE I COME FROM, IT'S A LOVING TRADITION.
8837TO SUFFER THROUGH HORRIBLE PUZZLES FOR NO REASON.
8838SO, UH, JUST WALK BACK THERE, AND...
8839SIGH...
8840WHY COULDN'T WE GET A HUMAN THAT LIKES PUZZLES???
8841HUMAN!!! I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR...
8842SANS!! WHERE'S THE PUZZLE!!!
8843it's right there. on the ground.
8844trust me. there's no way they can get past this one.
8845trust me. there's no way they'll skip this one.
8846WHAT THE HECK!!! THEY DIDN'T SKIP IT!?!?
8847i'm tellin' ya. everyone likes word searches.
8848I CAN'T WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!!
8849SANS!!! THAT DID NOTHING!!!
8850knew i should have put down junior jumble instead.
8851WHAT?!? JUNIOR JUMBLE!?
8852FINALLY, SOMETHING WE CAN BOTH AGREE ON.
8853IT WAS MADE BY THE GREAT...
8854dddd
8855...ARE YOU SERIOUS?
8856SANS!!! HELP!!!
8857THEY KEEP WALKING THROUGH MY PUZZLES!
8858THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO LET ME EXPLAIN THEM.
8859THEN THREATEN AND BAFFLE THEM WITH DANGEROUS JAPES.
8860well, maybe they don't like japes.
8861EVERYONE LIKES JAPES!!!
8862what about undyne? doesn't she hate puzzles?
8863SHE HATES PUZZLES. BUT SHE LOVES JAPES.
8864that makes sense.
8865HUMAN!! WHAT DO YOU THINK!?
8866PUZZLES OR JAPES?
8867OKAY, THIS IS NORMALLY THE PART.
8868WHERE YOU EITHER AGREE OR DISAGREE.
8869AND DEPENDING ON YOUR ANSWER.
8870WE SAY SOMETHING GREAT IN RESPONSE.
8871HERE, WHY DON'T YOU DO THIS PUZZLE YOURSELF.
8872p2
8873HUMAN!
8874HMMM... HOW DO I SAY THIS...
8875YOU WERE TAKING A LONG TIME TO ARRIVE, SO...
8876I DECIDED TO IMPROVE THIS PUZZLE...
8877BY ARRANGING THE SNOW TO LOOK MORE LIKE MY FACE.
8878UNFORTUNATELY, THE SNOW FROZE TO THE GROUND.
8879NOW THE SOLUTION IS DIFFERENT!
8880AND,AS USUAL, MY LAZY BROTHER IS NOWHERE AROUND.
8881I SUPPOSE WHAT I AM SAYING IS...
8882WORRY NOT, HUMAN!
8883I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL SOLVE THIS CONUNDRUM!
8884THEN WE CAN BOTH PROCEED!
8885MEANWHILE, FEEL FREE TO TRY THE PUZZLE YOURSELF!
8886I'LL TRY NOT TO GIVE AWAY THE ANSWER!!!
8887p3
8888WOW!!! YOU SOLVED IT!!
8889AND YOU DID IT ALL WITHOUT MY HELP...
8890MY ADVICE HELPED! IT REALLY HELPED YOU!!
8891p4
8892INCREDIBLE! I'M IMPRESSED!!
8893YOU MUST CARE ABOUT PUZZLES LIKE I DO!
8894WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL LOVE THE NEXT PUZZLE THEN!
8895IT MIGHT EVEN BE TOO EASY FOR YOU!!
8896NYEH! HEH HEH! HEHEHEH!!!
8897HUMAN!
8898camera
8899THIS IS YOUR FINAL AND MOST DANGEROUS CHALLENGE!
8900BEHOLD! THE GAUNTLET OF DEADLY TERROR!
8901WHEN I SAY THE WORD, IT WILL FULLY ACTIVATE!!!
8902CANNONS WILL FIRE! SPIKES WILL SWING! BLADES WILL SLICE!
8903EACH PART WILL SWING VIOLENTLY UP AND DOWN!
8904ONLY THE TINIEST CHANCE OF VICTORY WILL REMAIN!!!
8905ARE YOU READY!?
8906I!
8907AM!
8908ABOUT!
8909TO DO IT!
8910well? what's the holdup?
8911HOLDUP!? WHAT HOLDUP!?
8912I'M... I'M ABOUT TO ACTIVATE IT NOW!
8913that, uh, doesn't look very activated.
8914WELL!!!
8915THIS CHALLENGE!!!
8916IT SEEMS...
8917MAYBE... TOO EASY TO DEFEAT THE HUMAN WITH.
8918YEAH! WE CAN'T USE THIS ONE!!!
8919I AM A SKELETON WITH STANDARDS!!!
8920MY PUZZLES ARE VERY FAIR!
8921AND MY TRAPS ARE EXPERTLY COOKED!
8922BUT THIS METHOD IS TOO DIRECT! NO CLASS AT ALL!
8923AWAY IT GOES!
8924...THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO WALK THROUGH IT.
8925AND IT WON'T BE ANY FUN AT ALL.
8926hmmm... so this human thing was a bust, huh?
8927WELL. I MEAN. I'M EXCITED TO CAPTURE THEM.
8928SO I'LL BECOME A FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN!!!
8929BUT ALL THE TIME I PUT INTO THESE PUZZLES...
8930IT'S KIND OF LIKE THROWING A BIRTHDAY PARTY...
8931without traps and fire?
8932EXACTLY!! IT'S POINTLESS!!!
8933MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT TO BE LAZY ABOUT PUZZLES.
8934me? right about something? really?
8935YEAH!! WHAT AM I SAYING!
8936YOU'RE STILL COMPLETELY WRONG!
8937I JUST HAVE THE WRONG AUDIENCE!
8938THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN UNDYNE WOULD HAVE HERE!
8939FLAMES, VIOLENCE. IT'S RIGHT UP HER ALLEY!
8940SO I WON'T WASTE THIS PUZZLE ON YOU.
8941I JUST HAVE TO APPRECIATE...
8942THE FRIEND I ALREADY HAVE!!!
8943WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?
8944THIS WAS ANOTHER DECISIVE VICTORY FOR PAPYRUS!!
8945NYEH!!
8946HEH!!
8947HEH???
8948A VALUABLE LIFE LESSON!!!
8949PS
8950PP
8951HUMAN.
8952ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS.
8953SOMEHOW, I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE AN OLD FRIEND...
8954EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET YOU BEFORE!!
8955I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY I FEEL THIS WAY...
8956DID I MEET YOU ONLINE???
8957I HAVE MANY "SOCIAL MEDIA CONNECTIONS."
8958IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF THEM ALL.
8959JUST A DOZEN MORE, AND...
8960I'LL FINALLY REACH DOUBLE DIGITS!!!
8961...HEY, WAIT A SECOND!
8962YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND!!! YOU'RE HUMAN!
8963I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALMOST TRICKED ME INTO NOT DEFEATING YOU!!!
8964WHOOPSIE DOOPSIE!
8965FEELINGS LIKE...
8966THE JOY OF FINDING ANOTHER PASTA LOVER.
8967THE ADMIRATION FOR ANOTHER'S PUZZLE- SOLVING SKILLS.
8968THE DESIRE TO HAVE A COOL, SMART PERSON THINK YOU ARE COOL.
8969THESE FEELINGS...
8970THEY MUST BE WHAT YOU ARE FEELING RIGHT NOW!!!
8971I CAN HARDLY IMAGINE WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE TO FEEL THAT WAY.
8972AFTER ALL, I AM VERY GREAT.
8973I DON'T EVER WONDER WHAT HAVING LOTS OF FRIENDS IS LIKE.
8974I PITY YOU... LONELY HUMAN...
8975WORRY NOT!!! YOU SHALL BE LONELY NO LONGER!
8976I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL BE YOUR...
8977...
8978NO...
8979NO, THIS IS ALL WRONG!
8980I CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND!!!
8981YOU ARE A HUMAN!
8982I MUST CAPTURE YOU!!!
8983THEN, I CAN FULFILL MY LIFELONG DREAM!!!
8984POWERFUL! POPULAR! PRESTIGIOUS!!!
8985THAT'S PAPYRUS!!!
8986THE NEWEST MEMBER...
8987OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
8988OH... WHERE COULD THAT HUMAN HAVE GONE.
8989...WAIT... IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!
8990HELLO! I WAS WORRIED THAT YOU HAD GOTTEN LOST!
8991IT SURE IS A RELIEF TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE RIGHT HERE...
8992...WAIT A SECOND!!!
8993YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ESCAPE!!!
8994GET BACK THERE!!!
8995I SUPPOSE THIS PROVES WHAT I SAID.
8996WE REALLY ARE BOUND TOGETHER.
8997TWO BONES IN THE SKELETAL ANATOMY OF FATE!!!
8998THAT'S HOW YOU APPEAR HERE NOW...
8999EVEN THOUGH IT'S VERY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ESCAPE.
9000AMAZING!!!
9001I FEEL A SINCERE...
9002WAAAAAIT A SECOND!!
9003I STILL HAVE TO CAPTURE YOU!!!
9004WHOOPSIE-DOOPSIE!!
9005BACK AGAIN, EH?
9006I SUPPOSE IT'S MY FAULT...
9007I TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT I WOULD MAKE YOU SPAGHETTI.
9008IT'S ONLY NATURAL THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE ME...
9009IN THE DIRE HOPE THAT I WOULD MAKE YOU SOME.
9010WELL... I UNDERSTAND.
9011PAPYRUS IS HUNGRY, TOO!
9012HUNGRY FOR JUSTICE!
9013HALT, HUMAN!
9014I WAS NEVER ONE TO BEPIS.
9015OH, I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU...
9016TO REACH THE EXIT, YOU WILL HAVE TO PASS...
9017THROUGH THE KING'S CASTLE.
9018TO REACH THE EXIT, YOU WILL HAVE TO MEET...
9019THE KING.
9020THE KING OF ALL MONSTERS...
9021HE IS...
9022...WELL...
9023volly
9024HE'S A BIG FUZZY PUSHOVER!!!
9025EVERYBODY LOVES THAT GUY.
9026I AM CERTAIN IF YOU JUST SAY...
9027"EXCUSE ME, MR. DREEMURR... CAN I PLEASE GO HOME?"
9028HE'LL GUIDE YOU RIGHT TO THE BARRIER HIMSELF!
9029ANYWAY!!! THAT'S ENOUGH TALKING!!!
9030I'LL BE AT HOME BEING A COOL FRIEND!!!
9031FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HANG OUT!!!
9032FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HAVE THAT DATE!
9033NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
9034mmm
9035rem_dx
9036HEY, QUIT MOVING WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU!
9037I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE SOME THINGS TO SAY.
9038FIRST^YOU'RE A FREAKING WEIRDO!
9039NOT ONLY DO YOU NOT LIKE PUZZLES.
9040BUT THE WAY YOU SHAMBLE ABOUT FROM PLACE TO PLACE...
9041THE WAY YOUR HANDS ARE ALWAYS COVERED IN DUSTY POWDER.
9042IT FEELS...
9043LIKE YOUR LIFE IS GOING DOWN A DANGEROUS PATH.
9044HOWEVER!
9045I, PAPYRUS, SEE GREAT POTENTIAL WITHIN YOU!
9046EVERYONE CAN BE A GREAT PERSON IF THEY TRY!
9047AND ME, I HARDLY HAVE TO TRY AT ALL!!!
9048NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
9049HEY, QUIT MOVING!
9050THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
9051HUMAN! I THINK YOU ARE IN NEED OF GUIDANCE!
9052SOMEONE NEEDS TO KEEP YOU ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW!
9053BUT WORRY NOT! I, PAPYRUS...
9054WILL GLADLY BE YOUR FRIEND AND TUTOR!
9055I WILL TURN YOUR LIFE RIGHT AROUND!!!
9056I SEE YOU ARE APPROACHING.
9057ARE YOU OFFERING A HUG OF ACCEPTANCE?
9058WOWIE!! MY LESSONS ARE ALREADY WORKING!!
9059I, PAPYRUS, WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS!
9060COME ON! DON'T BE SO RUDE!!!
9061I SET UP THIS PUZZLE JUST FOR YOU!
9062DO YOU TREAT YOUR MOTHER THIS WAY...
9063WHEN SHE MAKES YOU A PUZZLE ?!?!?
9064HUMANS...
9065SANS!!!! THE HUMAN IS ESCAPING!!!
9066YOU MADE THE PUZZLE TOO HARD!!
9067HEY YOU!!! GET BACK HERE!
9068Did something move? Was it my imagination?
9069I can only see moving things.
9070If something WAS moving... For example, a human...
9071I'll make sure it NEVER moves again!
9072H... hey! I can't stop shivering all of a sudden.
9073Who... who's there!?
9074scr_regulartext
9075S-S-S-Something pet me... Something that isn't m-m-moving...
9076I'm gonna need some dog treats for this!!!
9077A stick appeared out of nowhere, then disappeared.
9078Was it a ghost stick?
9079Did I just return it to the afterlife?
9080I need some dog treats to think about this.
9081draw_self_custom
9082td
9083Hello? Is anybody there...? No?
9084Are you two playing a trick on me? Real funny.
9085Big guy? Is that you? Come on...
9086Well, it's not the tall skeleton... He's too loud.
9087Whoever you are, knock it off!!!
9088dog1
9089dog2
9090dogmeander
9091What's that smell? (Where's that smell?)
9092If you're a smell... (... identify yoursmellf!)
9093Hmmm... Here's that weird smell...
9094It makes me want to eliminate.
9095(... Eliminate YOU!)
9096Dogs can pet other dogs??? (A new world has opened up for us...)
9097Thanks, weird puppy!
9098Weird smells can bring good things... (Friendly fun fetch!)
9099Thanks, weird smell! (It sure was fun to "stick" together!)
9100heheh... the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick.
9101it's ALWAYS funny.
9102anyways, you're a human, right?
9103that's hilarious.
9104heh, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick...
9105wait a sec... have you heard it before or something?
9106you turned around before i said to... ... weird.
9107...whatever. you're a human, right?
9108i'm sans. sans the skeleton.
9109im actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now.
9110but... y'know...
9111i dont really care about capturing anybody.
9112now my brother, papyrus...
9113he's a human-hunting FANATIC.
9114hey, actually, I think that's him over there.
9115i have an idea. go through this gate thingy.
9116yeah, go right through. my bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone.
9117that's, uh. your cue to laugh.
9118or, uh, to emote at all...?
9119(gee, lady, you really know how to pick 'em, huh...?)
9120OK, that's fine. everyone's got their own sense of humor.
9121fsound
9122Human.
9123Don't you know how to greet a new pal?
9124Turn around and shake my hand.
9125mainact
9126quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.
9127sup, bro?
9128YOU KNOW WHAT "SUP," BROTHER!
9129IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T...
9130RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES!
9131YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION!
9132WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?
9133staring at this lamp. it's really cool. do you wanna look?
9134NO!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!
9135WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?!
9136I WANT TO BE READY!!!
9137I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE!
9138I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!
9139THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
9140WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!
9141RESPECT... RECOGNITION...
9142I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!
9143PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE MY, "FRIEND?"
9144I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
9145hmm...
9146maybe this lamp will help you.
9147SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!!
9148ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!
9149YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!!
9150hey, take it easy. i've gotten a ton of work done today.
9151a skele-ton.
9152rememberxview
9153rememberyview
9154SANS!!!
9155come on. you're smiling.
9156I AM AND I HATE IT!
9157WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME...
9158HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION...
9159wow, sounds like you're really working yourself...
9160down to the bone.
9161UGH!!!
9162I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES...
9163AS FOR YOUR WORK?
9164PUT A LITTLE MORE,
9165"BACKBONE" INTO IT!!!!
9166NYEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
9167HEH!
9168ok, you can come out now.
9169uh, ok, i guess you don't have to.
9170SANS!!! HAVE YOU FOUND A HUMAN YET!??!
9171yeah.
9172REALLY!?!? WOWIE!!!
9173GUESS THAT'S SETTLED!!
9174that worked out, huh?
9175you oughta get going. he might come back. and if he does...
9176...you'll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes.
9177what's the holdup? look, there's nothin to be afraid of.
9178it's just a dark cavern filled with skeletons and horrible monsters.
9179well?
9180...are you just gonna stare at me, or...?
9181gone
9182s_click
9183hey, here's something important to remember.
9184my brother has a very special attack.
9185if you see a blue attack, don't move and it won't hurt you.
9186here's an easy way to keep it in mind.
9187imagine a stop sign. when you see a stop sign, you stop, right?
9188stop signs are red. so imagine a blue stop sign instead.
9189simple, right? when fighting, think about blue stop signs.
9190remember... blue stop signs.
9191hey, thanks... my brother seems like he's having fun.
9192by the way, did you see that weird outfit he's wearing?
9193we made that a few weeks ago for a costume party.
9194he hasn't worn anything else since...
9195keeps calling it his "battle body."
9196man.
9197isn't my brother cool?
9198it would make my brother happy if you played along.
9199thanks for saying "junior jumble" just to appease my brother.
9200yesterday he got stumped trying to "solve" the horoscope.
9201papyrus... ... finds difficulty in interesting places.
9202guess you don't like word searches, huh?
9203me neither. i'm more of a funny pages kind of guy.
9204i guess despite all that, you still like word searches, huh...?
9205that means you can't be all bad.
9206actually, that spaghetti from earlier...
9207it wasn't too bad for my brother.
9208since he started cooking lessons, he's been improving a lot.
9209i bet if he keeps it up, next year he'll even make something edible.
9210hey... puzzles might be fun. if you tried them.
9211good job on solving it so quickly.
9212you didn't even need my help.
9213which is great, 'cause i love doing absolutely nothing.
9214...you must be really good at puzzles, huh?
9215it's impossible for you to have seen this one before.
9216hey, why didn't you ask for help?
9217i was right here.
9218what's up?
9219you sure do like to exercise.
9220i don't know what my brother's going to do now.
9221if i were you, i would make sure i understand blue attacks.
9222here, i'll give you some advice about fighting my brother.
9223don't. capiche?
9224hmmm...
9225guess we didn't need your help to have a good time after all.
9226say, i've been thinking.
9227seems like you're gonna fight my brother pretty soon.
9228here's some friendly advice.
9229if you keep going the way you are now...
9230you're gonna have a bad time.
9231dang, i wish i brought a parasol.
9232i'm getting a nasty burn from all this sun.
9233say..^.
9234are you following me?
9235are you lost?
9236That dog considers itself an artist, but doesn't ever know what to create.
9237It probably doesn't help that its brain is the size of a piece of kibble.
9238That dog from earlier...? It's at Grillby's. I think.
9239After work, all of the dogs go there to play cards together.
9240But that dog doesn't really know how to express itself.
9241So, it ends up playing alone, instead of introducing itself to the others...
9242A dog just rushed in here, filled with inspiration.
9243It kept trying to build a snowdog that expressed its own emotions...
9244But, as it built, it kept getting more excited about the sculpture...
9245Its neck got longer and longer, and it added more and more snow, until...
9246It was rather sad to watch, but I couldn't turn away.
9247We're all free?
9248OK, OK... I'll stop lounging around. Does that dog know?
9249...it probably doesn't, does it...?
9250rid
9251MY BROTHER STARTED A SOCK COLLECTION RECENTLY.
9252HOW SADDENING...
9253SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT HE WOULD DO...
9254WITHOUT SUCH A COOL GUY TAKING CARE OF HIM???
9255SO, YOU WANT A HINT, HUH?
9256WELL... I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE PUZZLE...
9257AND I THINK THE SOLUTION...
9258IS TO TURN ALL OF THE X'S INTO O'S!
9259YOU SHOULD TRY THAT!
9260ASK AGAIN FOR MORE GREAT HINTS!
9261MAYBE SOLVING THE LAST PUZZLE AGAIN WILL HELP.
9262ASK AGAIN FOR MORE GREAT HINTS!!
9263Error, Pepibs.
9264I ASKED UNDYNE IF WE COULD ALL HANG...
9265BUT SHE SAID SOMETHING WEIRD.
9266SHE SAID SHE WON'T HANG OUT WITH A MURDERER.
9267BUT... HMM...
9268I DON'T REMEMBER MURDERERING ANYONE...
9269THOUGH I AM A PRETTY BRUTAL KIND OF GUY.
9270THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING TO...
9271FIGHT SOME KIND OF BAD GUY.
9272BUT SHE SEEMS VERY... WEAK FROM SOMETHING.
9273SHE STEPPED OUT AND COLLAPSED IN THE DOORWAY.
9274SO I'M JUST WAITING HERE IN CASE SHE NEEDS ME.
9275SINCE SHE HATES BEING WAITED ON HAND AND FOOT.
9276I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO HANG OUT LATER...
9277HEY, I...
9278REALLY DOUBT WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO HANG.
9279IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT...
9280YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH NOT ME.
9281HEY! READY TO HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE???
9282GREAT!!! ME TOO!!!
9283HOWEVER, SHE'S NOT HERE.
9284NORMALLY SHE RETURNS AT ABOUT THIS TIME.
9285SHE'S LATE THOUGH...
9286AND SHE'S NOT ANSWERING HER PHONE.
9287HOW STRANGE.
9288I'LL JUST WAIT HERE UNTIL SHE GETS HOME.
9289I'LL CALL YOU WHEN SHE GETS HERE, OKAY!?
9290NOPE!! SHE ISN'T HERE YET!!!
9291UNDYNE'S HOME, BUT SHE ISN'T FEELING WELL.
9292I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG OUT.
9293IT SEEMS LIKE SHE CAUGHT HEAT-STROKE OR SOMETHING.
9294SOMEONE MUST HAVE BROUGHT HER BACK HOME...
9295BECAUSE SHE CAN BARELY MOVE.
9296BUT SHE IS MUTTERING ABOUT DESTROYING YOU.
9297SO THAT'S A GOOD VITAL SIGN.
9298IN ANY CASE, I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG OUT.
9299I'M JUST WAITING HERE IN CASE SHE NEEDS ME.
9300SO, I GUESS YOU CAN RUN ALONG.
9301UNDYNE IS SICK, SO SHE CAN'T PLAY TODAY.
9302GREAT!!! BECAUSE SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE.
9303BEING READY EARLY! IT SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU CARE!!
9304EVEN IF SHE'S NOT HERE TO SEE THAT.
9305HELLO, MY FRIEND.
9306WHAT BRINGS YOU TO PAPYRUS TOWN?
9307HELLO... H-HOW ARE YOU, MY F-FRIEND?
9308I'M FEELING VERY NOT SUSPICIOUS TODAY.
9309HEY, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
9310LET'S HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE LATER.
9311I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'M READY!
9312I'M SO GLAD YOU AND UNDYNE ARE FRIENDS NOW.
9313YOU TWO GO TOGETHER LIKE PASTA AND BURNING!
9314OH, HEY...
9315YOU'RE LEAVING SOON, RIGHT!?
9316DON'T COME HERE TO SAY GOODBYE!!
9317GOODBYES AREN'T ALLOWED IN MY TOWN.
9318JUST SEE-YOU- LATERS.
9319IT SEEMS UNDYNE HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU.
9320SHE'S THE PERSON THAT'S NOT ME.
9321UNDYNE WRITES A LOT OF LETTERS.
9322BUT, SHE CAN NEVER SEEM TO FIND THE RIGHT WORDS.
9323SO WHEN SHE GOES TO DELIVER THEM HERSELF...
9324SHE ALWAYS QUITS SO SHE CAN GO BACK AND REWRITE.
9325THAT'S WHY SHE ASKED YOU!!
9326BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO STANDARDS!!!
9327ALPHYS SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED.
9328DON'T WORRY, THAT'S NORMAL.
9329YOU SHOULD GO TO HER LAB.
9330I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT THESE NUMBERS TOGETHER.
9331scr_npcdir
9332workout
9333WELCOME TO SCENIC MY HOUSE!
9334ENJOY AND TAKE YOUR TIME!!!
9335WOW! BEING A GOOD HOST IS A REAL WORKOUT!
9336I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS...
9337THAT MUST MEAN I'M BEING A GREAT HOST!!!
9338scr_npc_watch
9339TAKE A LOOK AROUND!
9340SO YOU CAME BACK TO HAVE A DATE WITH ME!
9341SO YOU CAME BACK TO SEE ME!
9342YOU MUST BE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS...
9343I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOU SOMEPLACE REALLY SPECIAL...
9344A PLACE I LIKE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME!!!
9345MY HOUSE!!!
9346dooract
9347Seems like someone was walking in circles just to make noises...
9348grandv
9349ym
9350Come on! What are you doing!
9351(It's an odd-looking telescope.)
9352Yo... did you see that!?
9353Undyne just...
9354...TOUCHED ME!
9355I'm never washing my face ever again...!
9356Man, are you unlucky.
9357If you were standing just a LITTLE bit to the left...!
9358Yo, don't worry! I'm sure we'll see her again!
9359...yo, did you notice? She seemed really mad about something!
9360She looked liked she was gonna blast me to pieces!
9361But... sigh... Then she decided to put me down...
9362Yo! There's always next time, right? Let's go!
9363It sounds like it came from over here...
9364Oh! You've fallen down, haven't you...
9365Are you okay?
9366Here, get up...
9367, huh?
9368That's a nice name.
9369My name is
9370(It's merely a fridge.)
9371(It's too dark to see near the walls.)
9372(Piles of garbage.) (There are quite a few brands you recognize.)
9373(Just garbage.)
9374(There's a pile of yellow names in the trash pile.)
9375(Garbage.)
9376(A trash heap.)
9377(Your persistent garbage habit shows no signs of payoff.)
9378(Trash.)
9379(The trashcan is full of broken spears.)
9380(The trashcan is empty.)
9381(You found a trashcan.)
9382(Inside the trashcan was a key, barely visible to the naked eye...)
9383(You take it.)
9384open
9385(A garbage can.) (But it's pretty cute.)
9386(There's a message crumpled up in the trash can.)
9387(It's in a strange kind of handwriting.)
9388(It says...)
9389(I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.)
9390(You rest your hand on the rusted bike.)
9391(Its horn wheezes a honk of despair.)
9392(A beat-up desktop computer.) (The inside is empty.)
9393(It's a DVD case for an anime.)
9394(Desparate claw marks cover the edges.)
9395Press [Z] repeatedly to stir!
9396pot
9397Stir harder!
9398HARDER!
9399HARDER!!!!
9400Ugh, let me do it!
9401opened
9402levelpic
9403wrong
9404wrongval
9405jingle
9406Hold [RIGHT] to turn up the heat!
9407Left? You fool!
9408THIS BURNER ONLY GOES ONE WAY!!!
9409Hotter!
9410HOTTER, DARNIT!
9411HOTTER!!!!!!!
9412Wait, that's too -
9413See!? This is how you -
9414Teabox - Blatantly correct choice. Select with [Z].
9415Hot Chocolate - Green cylinder. Select with [Z].
9416Soda - Sickly yellow liquid. Select with [Z].
9417Sugar - Goes in tea. Select with [Z].
9418Undyne. Select with [Z].
9419Fridge - Full of food. Select with [Z].
9420Sword - Acquired taste. Select with [Z].
9421...are you...
9422Hitting on me????
9423????????????????
9424The sugar is for tea, mmm'kay?
9425Oh, soda?
9426Actually, even though you pointed to it, you don't look happy.
9427Heh, that's fine! I think soda's gross, too!
9428It rots your teeth... It rots your mind...
9429IT ROTS YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT!
9430...huh? Why do I have it?
9431...
9432What? You wanna throw the spear at it?
9433Oh, you want some hot chocolate?
9434Wait, wait, I just remembered... That container's empty.
9435I stopped getting it because it was always a hassle...
9436ASGORE kept getting marshmallows stuck in his beard.
9437That container's empty.
9438...tea, huh? Coming right up!
9439The fridge!? You want to have the entire fridge!?
9440No!
9441Believe me, I would GLADLY give you your fill of swords.
9442If you weren't my beloved houseguest!
9443table
9444piano
9445sword
9446teacup
9447HERE, UNDYNE.
9448MY FRIEND BROUGHT A GIFT FOR YOU, ON THEIR OWN!
9449Uhhh... thanks.
9450I'll, uh, put it with the others.
9451So are we ready to start?
9452WHOOPSY DOOPSY! I JUST REMEMBERED!
9453I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!
9454YOU TWO HAVE FUN!!!
9455scr_getideal
9456scr_moveideal
9457papyrus2
9458DANG! WHAT A SHAME...
9459I THOUGHT UNDYNE COULD BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
9460BUT I GUESS...
9461I OVERESTIMATED HER.
9462SHE'S JUST NOT UP TO THE CHALLENGE.
9463CHALLENGE!? What!?
9464Papyrus! Wait a second...!
9465Darnit!
9466He thinks I can't be friends with YOU!?
9467Fuhuhu! What a joke!
9468I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!
9469I'll show him!
9470Listen up, human.
9471We're not just going to be friends.
9472We're going to be...
9473BESTIES.
9474I'll make you like me so much...
9475You won't be able to think of anyone else!!!
9476Fuhuhuhu! It's the PERFECT REVENGE!!
9477undyne2
9478Oh, leaving so soon?
9479No. No you're not.
9480Comfortable?
9481I'll get you something to drink.
9482again
9483scr_npc_halt
9484All set! What would you like?
9485mcxp
9486mcyp
9487tspear
9488HEY!!! DON'T GET UP!!!
9489YOU'RE THE GUEST!! SIT DOWN AND ENJOY YOURSELF!!!
9490Um, why not just point to what you want?
9491You can use the spear!
9492Y'know, I was a pretty hotheaded kid.
9493Once, to prove I was the strongest, I tried to fight ASGORE.
9494Emphasis on TRIED.
9495I couldn't land a single blow on him!
9496And worse, the whole time, he refused to fight back!
9497I was so humiliated...
9498Afterwards, he apologized and said something goofy...
9499"Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?"
9500I said yes, and from then on, he trained me.
9501One day, during practice, I finally knocked him down.
9502I felt... bad.
9503But he was beaming...
9504I had never seen someone more proud to get their butt kicked.
9505...oh!
9506I almost forgot about your tea!
9507Just a moment!
9508Wait a second.
9509Papyrus... His cooking lesson...
9510HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT RIGHT NOW!!!
9511And if HE's not here to have it...
9512YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR HIM!!!
9513That's right!!!
9514NOTHING has brought Papyrus and I closer than cooking!
9515Which means that if I give you his lesson...
9516WE'LL BECOME CLOSER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE!!!
9517Fuhuhu!!! Afraid!? We're gonna be best friends!!!
9518Ready!? It's spaghetti time!
9519Let's start with the sauce!!
9520Uhh, we'll just scrape this into a bowl later.
9521But for NOW!
9522Alright! Now it's time to stir the pasta!
9523As a general rule of thumb, the more you stir...
9524THE BETTER IT IS!
9525Ready? Let's do it!
9526Fuhuhuhu! That's the stuff!
9527Alright, now for the final step:
9528TURN UP THE HEAT!
9529Let the stovetop symbolize your passion!
9530Let your hopes and dreams turn into burning fire!
9531READY? Don't hold anything back!!!
9532Ah.
9533Man, no wonder Papyrus sucks at cooking.
9534So what's next? Scrapbooking? Friendship bracelets?
9535...oh, who am I kidding.
9536I really screwed this up, didn't I?
9537I can't force you to like me, human.
9538Some people just don't get along with each other.
9539I understand if you feel that way about me.
9540And if we can't be friends...
9541That's okay.
9542Because... If we're not friends...
9543IT MEANS I CAN DESTROY YOU WITHOUT REGRET!
9544teapot
9545It'll take a moment for the water to boil.
9546Okay, it's all done!
9547Here we are.
9548Careful, it's hot.
9549It's not THAT hot!! Just drink it already!
9550(You take a sip of the tea.) (It's burning...)
9551(But other than that, it's pretty good.)
9552It's pretty good, right?
9553Nothing but the best for my ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS FRIEND!!
9554Hey...
9555You know... It's kind of strange you chose THAT tea.
9556Golden flower tea...
9557That's ASGORE's favorite kind.
9558Actually, now that I think about it...
9559You kind of remind me of him.
9560You're both TOTAL weenies!!!
9561...sort of.
9562Anyway, long story short, he kept training me...
9563And now I'm the head of the Royal Guard!
9564So I'm the one who gets to train dorks to fight!
9565...like, uh, Papyrus.
9566But, um, to be honest...
9567...I don't know if...
9568I can ever let Papyrus into the Royal Guard.
9569Don't tell him I said that!
9570He's just... Well...
9571I mean, it's not that he's weak.
9572He's actually pretty freaking tough!
9573It's just that... He's...
9574He's too innocent and nice!!!
9575I mean, look, he was SUPPOSED to capture you...
9576And he ended up being FRIENDS with you instead!
9577I could NEVER send him into battle!
9578He'd get ripped into little smiling shreds.
9579That's part of why...
9580I started teaching him how to cook, you know?
9581So, um, maybe he can do something else with his life.
9582Oh, sorry, I was talking for so long...
9583You're out of tea, aren't you?
9584I'll get you some more.
9585housesprite
9586door
9587PSST.
9588MAKE SURE TO GIVE HER THIS!
9589SHE LOVES THESE!
9590Hi, Papyrus!
9591Ready for your extra- private, one-on-one training?
9592YOU BET I AM!
9593AND I BROUGHT A FRIEND!
9594beedly
9595Hi, I don't think we've...
9596...
9597Why don't. You two. Come in?
9598(You hear someone shouting a whisper at you from inside the house.)
9599NO! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FRIENDSHIP!!
9600Well, that was fun, huh?
9601We'll have to hang out again another time...!
9602But, uh, somewhere else I guess.
9603In the meantime, I guess I'll go hang with Papyrus.
9604So if you need me, drop by Snowdin, OK!?
9605OH! And if you ever need help...
9606Just give Papyrus a ring, ok?
9607Since we're in the same spot, I'll be able to talk too!
9608Well, see ya later, punk!!
9609Well, see ya later, punk...
9610OH!!! WAIT!!
9611This is sudden, but...
9612Can you deliver something for me?
9613Papyrus suggested that I ask you.
9614But he told me when I still hated you, so...
9615Uh! Anyway!!! Here! Just take it!
9616(You got the Undyne's Letter.)
9617Well, what are you waiting for!?
9618Go deliver it!!!
9619Uhhhh... Oh, yeah...
9620It's addressed to Dr. Alphys.
9621OK, see you!!
9622Can you...
9623Hey, wait! Your inventory's full.
9624Uh, well, I'll be at Papyrus's.
9625Come see me when you have less stuff!
9626Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's good luck...
9627Tra la la.
9628Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's bad luck...
9629Tra la la. Eat a mushroom everyday.
9630Why? Then I know you're listening to me...
9631Tra la la. Remember to take a break every-so-often...
9632Tra la la. Did you ever hear the old song coming from the sea?
9633Tra la la. What's inside an acorn? It's really just a mystery.
9634Tra la la. Dancing on a boat is danger. But good exercise...
9635Tra la la. I heard ASGORE has a favorite food.
9636Tra la la. I heard spiders have a favorite food.
9637It's spiders.
9638Tra la la. The piano plays the tinkling song.
9639Hmm... tinkling.
9640Tra la la. You can never have too many hot-dogs.
9641...sadly, that's not true.
9642Tra la la. Don't snoop behind people's houses...
9643You might be mistaken for a trash-can.
9644Tra la la. The angel is coming... Tra la la.
9645Hum hum hum. Hum hum hum. I'm having a little concert.
9646Pet pet pet... The neck stretches infinitely into the cosmos.
9647...don't worry about it.
9648Ah,
9649Tra la la. What's a game you can play with a dog?
9650Asking for a friend...
9651Tra la la. Temmie Village...
9652...the room before the darkening lantern room.
9653Tra la la. Why don't you sing with me. Tra la la.
9654Tra la la. Uh oh. Suddenly, feeling tropical...
9655Tra la la. Hmmm...
9656I should have worn a few more pairs of pants today.
9657I should have worn a few million more pairs of pants today.
9658Tra la la. Tri li li. Tre le le.
9659Sunday
9660Monday
9661Tuesday
9662Wednesday
9663Thursday
9664Friday
9665Saturday
9666Tra la la. Somewhere, it's
9667. So be careful.
9668Tra la la. If it's hot or cold, you can count on me.
9669Tra la la. The water is very wet today.
9670Tra la la. The water is very dry today.
9671Tra la la. What's my name? ... It doesn't really matter.
9672Tra la la. Humans, monsters... Flowers.
9673Tra la la. Beware of the man who speaks in hands.
9674Tra la la. Beware of the man who came from the other world.
9675Come again some time. Tra la la.
9676Hey... there... Noticed you were... Here...
9677I'm Onionsan! Onionsan, y'hear!
9678You're visiting Waterfall, huh! It's great here, huh! You love it, huh!
9679Yeah! Me too! It's my Big Favorite.
9680Even though, the water's getting so shallow here...
9681I, have to sit down all the time, but...
9682He-hey! That's OK! It beats moving to the city!
9683And living in a crowded aquarium!
9684Like all my friends did!
9685And the aquarium's full, a-anyway, so, even if I wanted to, I...
9686That's okay though, y'hear! Undyne's gonna fix everything, y'hear!
9687I'm gonna get out of here and live in the ocean! Y'hear!
9688Hey... there... That's the end of this room.
9689I'll see you around! Have a good time!
9690In Waterfalllllllllllllllll lllllllllllll
9691Oh! Did y'hear!!!
9692...
9693I got nothing else... To talk about...
9694I've been wondering when we're all gonna go free.
9695S-since... if we did... How would I ever know?
9696Well, I'll keep my tentacles out for you! Y'hear!
9697As soon as I know I'll be the first to tell you! Y'hear!!
9698It's gotta be any day now!
9699onion_blue_alpha
9700onionh
9701ot
9702tenta1
9703tenta2
9704onionsprite
9705Strongly felt
9706left. Shouldn't proceed yet.
9707Dear Diary: Shyren's sister "fell down" recently.
9708It's sad. Without her sister to speak for her...
9709She's become more reclusive than ever.
9710So I reached out to her, and told her...
9711That she, Blooky, and I should all perform together sometime.
9712She seemed to like that idea.
9713Dearer Diary: I like to buy a new diary for every entry I make.
9714I love to collect diaries.
9715Dearest Diary: Our cousin left the farm to become a training dummy.
9716That leaves just Blooky and I.
9717Blooky asked me if I was going to try to become corporeal, too.
9718They sounded so... Resigned...
9719Come on, Blooky. You know I'd never leave you behind.
9720And besides...
9721I'd never find the kind of body I'm looking for, anyway.
9722My Darling Diary: I met someone... Interesting today.
9723Last week I posted that advertisement for my Human Fanclub.
9724Today was our first meeting.
9725Only one other person came.
9726Honestly, she's a dork. And she's obsessed with these awful cartoons.
9727But she's kind of funny, too....
9728I want to see her again.
9729Diary... My dear: My diary collection is going fabulously.
9730I have like five now.
9731Dear Diary: She surpised me with something today.
9732Sketches of a body that she wants to create for me...
9733A form beyond my wildest fantasies.
9734In a form like that, I could finally feel like... "myself."
9735After all, there's no way I can be a star the way I am now.
9736Sorry, Blooky. My dreams can't wait for anyone...
9737(The dog absorbs the artifact.)
9738grievous error
9739let's hang out again sometime.
9740hey, i really respect what you did back there.
9741over here. i know a shortcut.
9742Somewhere, a quiche's worst fear becomes reality.
9743A quiche in another timeline.
9744Behind you.
9745You aren't gonna tell my parents about this, are you?
9746rushf
9747Undyne!!! I'll help you fight!!!
9748YO!!!!
9749You did it!!! Undyne is RIGHT in front of you!!!
9750You've got front row seats to her fight!!!
9751...wait.
9752Who's she fighting???
9753H-hey!
9754(You hear a small voice.)
9755Congratulations!
9756What's wrong with you!
9757So, one time.
9758We had a school project where we had to take care of a flower.
9759The king - we had to call him "Mr. Dreemurr" - volunteered to donate his own flowers.
9760He ended up coming to school and teaching the class about responsibility and stuff.
9761That got me thinking...
9762YO! How COOL would it be if UNDYNE came to school!?
9763She could beat up ALL the teachers!!
9764speedup
9765STOPPER
9766numero
9767Yo...
9768Yo...
9769Where's the umbrella...? Ha... ha...
9770Yo! Ready yet?
9771Yo! You got us an umbrella?
9772You're the best!
9773Yo, you got an umbrella?
9774Awesome!
9775Yo! You can't hold an umbrella either?
9776If you're walking anyway, I guess I'll go with you, haha...
9777Let's go!
9778Yo, I already looked, Undyne's not over here.
9779So I guess I'll see ya later, haha.
9780See ya later!
9781Man, Undyne is sooooooo cool.
9782She beats up bad guys and NEVER loses.
9783If I was a human, I would wet the bed every night...
9784...knowing she was gonna beat me up! Ha ha.
9785remember
9786Ummm, maybe she wouldn't beat up the teachers...
9787She's too cool to ever hurt an innocent person!
9788unbuffer
9789ganer
9790prostrate
9791ledgewall
9792mkid2
9793Yo, you wanna see Undyne, right...?
9794Climb on my shoulders.
9795Put up your umbrella and climb on my shoulders.
9796difx
9797dify
9798Yo, you go on ahead.
9799Don't worry about me. I always find a way to get through!
9800Owww... Yo, try being a little less rough, haha.
9801Anyway, I'll look for another way through. Later!
9802Yo!
9803Yo.
9804Undyne told me to stay away from you.
9805She said you... You hurt a lot of people.
9806But, yo, that's not true, right!?
9807...yo... Why won't you answer me?
9808A... a... and what's with that weird expression...?
9809Yo, dude... I... I heard some things, and...
9810What? Look over here? What for
9811mkiddex
9812Yo, w-w-wait! Help! I tripped!
9813doorb
9814doora
9815undynetimer
9816finaltimer
9817mkidtalk
9818samex
9819Wh-what are you standing around for? Get over here, dude!
9820able
9821I... I'm slipping!
9822Undyne... you saved me...?
9823Yo, I thought I was a goner, haha...
9824...wait, are you okay? It looks like you fell pretty hard...
9825Th-this is my fault. I should have stayed away from them, like you said.
9826They just stood there... Watching... Waiting for me to fall.
9827They just went straight to fight you instead of helping me...
9828I was so scared, and you...
9829What? You're gonna go fight them now?
9830But you look hurt... You should rest, haha...
9831W-warriors don't rest, huh?
9832Undyne... you're really cool.
9833idealxview
9834Y... y... yo... dude...
9835If... If y-you wanna hurt my friend...
9836You're gonna have to get through me, first.
9837She's gone...
9838Yo, you really saved my skin.
9839Guess being enemies was just a nice thought, haha.
9840We'll just have to be friends instead.
9841...man, I should REALLY go home...
9842I bet my parents are worried sick about me!
9843Later, dude!
9844Oh... Oh man...
9845(Man, my h-heart's pounding right out of my chest...)
9846(... what would Undyne do?)
9847Yo...
9848Y-you'd b-better st-stop r-right where you are...
9849Cause if you w-wanna hurt anyone else... you're...
9850You're gonna have to get through me, first.
9851A... and... and...
9852S-see? I knew y-you weren't so bad!
9853I've gotta go tell Undyne she was wrong about you!
9854Undyne... You.... You saved me!
9855Huh? They ran away?
9856Yo, you're wrong...
9857They went to get help!
9858They'll be back any second!!
9859O-okay, I'll go home...
9860save
9861musout
9862That's it, then...!
9863No more running away!
9864I KNEW you would come back here!
9865HERE I COME!!!!!!!
9866fakedrawer
9867playthesong
9868Seven human souls, and King ASGORE will become a god.
9869Six.
9870That's how many we have collected thus far.
9871Understand?
9872Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed.
9873First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far...
9874I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people.
9875It all started, long ago...
9876No, you know what?
9877SCREW IT!
9878WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY
9879WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?!
9880NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
9881view_angle
9882white
9883view_visible
9884ax
9885YOU!
9886You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams!
9887Alphys's history books made me think humans were cool...
9888...with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen.
9889BUT YOU?
9890You're just a coward!
9891Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again!
9892You abandoned your friend just so you could run away!
9893And let's not forget your wimpy goody-two- shoes-schtick!
9894Oooh! I'm making such a difference by hugging random strangers!
9895You know what would be more valuable to everyone?
9896IF YOU WERE DEAD!!!
9897That's right, human! Your continued existence is a crime!
9898Your life is all that stands between us and our freedom!
9899Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts pounding together!
9900Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment!
9901But we're not nervous at all.
9902When everyone puts their hearts together, they can't lose!
9903Now, human! Let's end this, right here, right now.
9904I'll show you how determined monsters can be!
9905Step forward when you're ready! Fuhuhuhu!
9906And! And!
9907...and something's been bothering me, too.
9908The whole time I was chasing after you...
9909I felt something... Strange.
9910The echoes of something warm, something...
9911Something like "I miss being friends with you."
9912BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
9913I WOULD NEVER GET CHUMMY WITH A COWARD LIKE YOU!
9914You! You must have been mind-controlling me!
9915Manipulating people to make them like you... What a Grade-A FREAK!
9916Now enough! For everyone's hopes! For everyone's dreams!
9917And for my own freaking dignity!
9918I, UNDYNE, will knock you down!
9919Alphys's history books made me think humans were compassionate...
9920You're just a remorseless criminal!
9921You wander through the caverns, attacking anyone in your path.
9922Self-defense? Please.
9923You didn't kill them because you had to.
9924You killed them because it was easy for you.
9925Because it was fun for you.
9926Do you think it was fun when I found out...?
9927Do you think it's fun when people's family members...
9928...never come home? Is that fun?
9929Shyren, who was just learning to sing...
9930...was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
9931A teenage comedian who fell in with the wrong crowd...
9932Doggo, who always made me laugh...
9933Those two sweet dogs, who always took care of each other...
9934...were dead, because of the whims of a single human?
9935That big dog, who wanted nothing more than to play...
9936Lesser Dog, who wanted nothing more than affection...
9937The Snowdin Canine Unit had been completely decimated.
9938My troops and friends, destroyed... Is that fun?
9939No.
9940But your time's up, villain!
9941You won't hurt anyone else.
9942A knight in shining armor has appeared.
9943And all the pain you inflicted on the fallen...
9944Every hope, every dream you've turned to dust...
9945She's gonna send right back through her spear!
9946NGAHHH!!!
9947I'll show you how determined monsters truly are!
9948Come on! Step forward and let's end this!
9949Forget it.
9950Look.
9951Papyrus didn't come to his meeting today.
9952Say what you want about him.
9953He's weird, he's naive, he's self- absorbed...
9954But Papyrus has NEVER missed a meeting.
9955And no matter what time you call him on the phone...
9956Night, day, afternoon, morning...
9957He ALWAYS answers within the first two rings.
9958But now he's gone.
9959And his brother isn't around, either.
9960...
9961What did you do to him?
9962What did you DO TO HIM?
9963Papyrus, who I have trained every day...
9964Even though I KNOW he's too goofy to ever hurt anyone...
9965Go ahead. Prepare however you want.
9966But when you step forward...
9967I will KILL you.
9968Hahaha... It's just like you to run away.
9969FOOL! You think you can hurt ME???
9970Hahaha... Too intimidated to fight me, huh!?
9971I am a ghost that lives inside a DUMMY.
9972My cousin used to live inside a DUMMY, too. Until...
9973YOU CAME ALONG!
9974They were a shy sort. Living a lonely life in the RUINS...
9975They saw you and hoped you might TALK to them.
9976Perhaps strike up a friendly conversation.
9977But NO!!!
9978You ran away... And broke their little ethereal heart.
9979Despicable. Despicable! DESPICABLE!
9980HUMAN! I'll show you what REAL heartbreak is!
9981YOU DESTROYED THEIR HOME!
9982Us ghosts spend our whole lives looking for a proper vessel.
9983Slowly, slowly, we grow closer to our new bodies...
9984Until one day, we too may become corporeal beings.
9985Beings able to laugh, love, and dance like any other...
9986But YOU!!!! My cousin's future...! You took it all away!
9987HUMAN! I hope you're not too attached to YOUR body...
9988Beause your SOUL's about to get EVICTED!!!
9989When you talked to them, they thought they were in for a nice chat...
9990But the things you SAID...!
9991Horrible. Shocking! UNBELIEVABLE!
9992It spooked them right out of their dummy!
9993HUMAN! I'll scare your SOUL out of your body!
9994YOU...!
9995You...
9996Shucks! You were really boring!
9997They got annoyed and flew away like any self- respecting spectre.
9998Well then. Well then! WELL THEN!
9999Boring people are crumbs sticking to the face of this world.
10000Human!
10001I'll wipe you away with the dainty handkerchief of vengeance!
10002Not only did YOUR actions cause them to leave their home...
10003But now all of their neighbors are gone, too!
10004Despicable. Despicable! DESPICABLE!!!
10005You're the worst person I've ever met! I've NEVER been more mad!!!
10006Guooooohhhh!!!! My mannequin levels are going OFF THE CHARTS!!!
10007well... i'm going to head home now...
10008oh... umm... feel free to "come with" if you want...
10009but no pressure...
10010i understand if you're busy...
10011it's fine...
10012no worries...
10013just thought i'd offer...
10014just warning you...
10015so you don't accidentally follow me to my house...
10016you probably wouldn't like that...
10017...?
10018This... This feeling...?
10019Eureka. Eureka! EUREKA!
10020Human. That moment of unbridled emotion.
10021It allowed me to finally fuse with my body!
10022I'm fully corporeal now! My lifelong dream, realized!
10023In return, I guess I won't stomp you.
10024How's that sound?
10025nap
10026tc
10027oh hey... you... followed me...
10028my house is up here...
10029so you probably don't want to come this way...
10030hope that helps...
10031hey... my house is up here...
10032in case you want to see...
10033or in case...
10034you don't...
10035i'm... working on a mix cd... make yourself at home...?
10036uh, do you wanna... listen to some tunes...
10037or something...
10038uhhhh... i'm gonna keep working on that mix cd.
10039i've almost got a mix cd finished for my scary neighbor...
10040it's 74 minutes of people screaming their signature wrestling moves
10041but they're all autotuned. i hope she likes it
10042oh..............
10043oh... a classic spooktune... they don't make songs like this anymore...
10044dang... that ambience... it's like my whole body is being spooked...
10045oh, this one... once you learn the lyrics it's hard not to sing along...
10046ooo ooo oooo ooo ooo oooo oo oo ooo oo ooo
10047oh............... mettaton........ i'm a huge fan........
10048..... oh, hi
10049what? undyne says hi? then tell her.... i say...........
10050...................... ...... something cool.
10051human.... i'll never forget when you cheered me on
10052when i was pretending to sleep...
10053no one had ever had so much faith in my fake sleep....
10054human... i'll never forget...
10055that time you tried to destroy me... but... you failed....
10056sorry... i messed it up
10057uh......... also...... this is awkward... but
10058what's.... your name
10059everyone seems to know it now, except me.....
10060seems like i've been missing out lately
10061i was just sitting at home listening to tunes
10062there was a flash of light outside my window
10063i saw the snails on the farm disappear
10064then i heard a knock at the door
10065the flash of light wanted to come in... i closed the blinds...
10066now everyone knows your name except for me
10067"frisk..." ok, i wont forget it
10068your name...?
10069"frisk"... i didnt forget
10070because i cried the letters into my hand
10071oh no... the letters in my hand are joining together
10072oh no... i'm going to forget your name...
10073oh no... i'm trying to cry more tears into my hand...
10074oh no... the tears are all forming a big pile...
10075oh no... your name's getting really long
10076wavein
10077oh... hey... you...
10078followed me... into my house...
10079...m-make yourself at home???
10080oh... you really came...
10081sorry, i... wasn't expecting that.
10082it's not much, but make yourself at home.
10083oh... are you hungry...
10084i can get you something to eat...
10085here we go... you'll lie down as long as you don't move.
10086so... only move around when you want to get up, i guess.
10087well, that was nice... thank you...
10088(You still need to recover after all that lying down.)
10089That skeleton over there just told me how to dodge "orange attacks."
10090What did he say...? Something like...
10091"Traffic lights have three lights on them."
10092"The third light, the green one, means GO."
10093"The first light, the red one, means STOP."
10094"The second light, the yellow one, means YIELD."
10095"In order to dodge an orange attack, you must be moving."
10096"So, just think of it this way..."
10097"Red and yellow lights together make orange."
10098"Then you obey the rule of the leftover green light, which means GO."
10099"Easy, huh?"
10100"Just think of a red and yellow traffic light which is actually green."
10101Yeah...
10102Then he started talking about plaid attacks...
10103(Someone has meticulously cleaned all the slime off of this snail.)
10104(The snail has covered itself in slime again...) (Happy ending...)
10105(This snail is counting dollar bills.)
10106(Using its money, the snail bought a hat.)
10107I've been long overdue for a second house...
10108The housing market will probably crash now.
10109But you know, home is where the heart is.
10110[redacted]
10111awkward... i'm working right now...
10112i mean...
10113welcome to blook family snail farm...
10114...yeah. i'm the only employee.
10115this place used to get a lot of business...
10116but our main customer disappeared one day...
10117now it's just some hairy guy that shows up once a month...
10118really, i'm working... i don't want the boss to get mad at me...
10119especially since i'm my own boss...
10120hmmm... i should probably try to make friends with my neighbor
10121she's kind of scary, but i feel like i'm always too late to make friends...
10122i should at least try...
101233... 2... 1...
10124GO!!!
10125defaultspeed
10126RACE END!!!
10127oh......... you both tried your best...
10128but the snail looks discouraged...
10129her best wasn't good enough...
10130oh..........
10131oh........ looks like you encouraged your snail too much...
10132all that pressure to succeed... really got to her...
10133oh........
10134you won... congratulations.
10135as a prize, you get 9G.
10136sorry... we have to make a profit somehow...
10137your snail lost by a thin margin.
10138actually, the snail is under the false belief that it won...
10139oh no... the snail is looking over here...
10140here, i'll give you some money... act like you won...
10141(You got 30G.)
10142We're about to visit Snowdin for the first time.
10143You just came from there, right?
10144How is it...?
10145You should go back to Snowdin.
10146NO!
10147(The cavern is too narrow for an umbrella.)
10148(No point in giving it an umbrella now.)
10149All that gives my life validation is explaining the Echo Flower...
10150No one can know...
10151This is an Echo Flower. It repeats the last thing it heard, over and over...
10152Neat, huh?
10153Never trust a flower... That's one of the constants of this world.
10154(It's strangely silent.)
10155Sitting behind rushing water... It makes me feel relaxed.
10156I swore I saw something... Behind that rushing water...
10157I just wasn't ready for the responsibility.
10158A long time ago, monsters would whisper their wishes to the stars in the sky.
10159If you hoped with all your heart, your wish would come true.
10160Now, all we have are these sparkling stones on the ceiling...
10161Thousands of people wishing together can't be wrong!
10162The king will prove that.
10163C'mon, sis! Make a wish!
10164I wish my sister and I will see the real stars someday...
10165Ah... seems my horoscope is the same as last week's...
10166Squeak.
10167(You hear a passing conversation.)
10168Don't say that! Come on, I promise I won't laugh.
10169So? Don't you have any wishes to make?
10170...hmmm, just one, but...
10171It's kind of stupid.
10172I can't run any longer... Somebody, anybody...
10173Someday, I'd like to climb this mountain we're all buried under.
10174Sorry, it's just funny...
10175That's my wish, too.
10176(You hear laughter.)
10177...hey, you said you wouldn't laugh at it!
10178Someday, I'd like to climb this mountain we're all buried under.
10179Standing under the sky, looking at the world all around... That's my wish.
10180Of course I won't laugh!
10181...hmmm... if I say my wish... You promise you won't laugh at me?
10182Where oh where could that child be...?
10183I've been looking all over for them...
10184...
10185Hee hee hee.
10186THAT'S not true.
10187She'll find another kid, and instantly forget about you.
10188You'll NEVER see her again.
10189Where am I...?
10190It's so cold here... And so dark...
10191Someone help me... Anyone... please... Help me...
10192...
10193I'm gonna run around in a huge field of flowers.
10194Maybe I could jump without hitting my head.
10195...I wanna... I wanna...
10196You wanna ride a train, right, honey?
10197I'll climb this mountain and...
10198I just want everyone to be happy...
10199(You stop to smell the flowers.)
10200Hey, I haven't seen you around before.
10201It's nice to meet new people, isn't it?
10202I... I don't know you.
10203sinoid
10204clamp_r
10205birdsong
10206Isn't my little Cinnamon just the cutest?
10207Bun-buns are so adorable... Tee hee!
10208Bun-bun-bun-bun-bun...
10209scr_musfadepause
10210voli
10211scr_musfaderesume
10212helltrigger
10213song2
10214H... HI, UNDYNE! I'M HERE WITH MY DAILY REPORT...
10215UHHH... REGARDING THAT HUMAN I CALLED YOU ABOUT EARLIER...
10216I THINK, UH... HOW DO I...
10217...HUH? DID I FIGHT THEM?
10218Y-YES! OF COURSE I DID!
10219I FOUGHT THEM VALIANTLY!
10220...WHAT? DID I CAPTURE THEM...?
10221W-W-WELL...
10222NO.
10223I TRIED VERY HARD, UNDYNE, BUT IN THE END...
10224I FAILED.
10225...W-WHAT?
10226YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THE HUMAN'S SOUL YOURSELF...
10227BUT UNDYNE, YOU DON'T H-HAVE TO DESTROY THEM! YOU SEE...
10228YOU SEE...
10229......
10230...I UNDERSTAND.
10231I'LL HELP YOU IN ANY WAY I CAN.
10232minicon
10233papx
10234...I UNDERSTAND.
10235I'LL HELP YOU IN ANY WAY I CAN.
10236Yo... did you see the way she was staring at you...?
10237That...
10238...was AWESOME!
10239I'm SOOOO jealous!
10240What'd you do to get her attention...? Ha ha.
10241C'mon! Let's go watch her beat up some bad guys!
10242She was just standing there waiting FOREVER, and then you just...!!!
10243It's a mixture of socks, fanmail, and toilet paper.
10244There's a conspicuous lack of anything on the ground.
10245walknoise
10246Ahhh... No umbrellas allowed!
10247pil
10248Thanks for stepping on my face. Here's the 3 gold.
10249(You got 3 gold.)
10250justplayed
10251coff
10252wonned
10253oldmode
10254X - Quit
10255bonus
10256Th-that last question...
10257He wasn't s-supposed to ask that one...
10258(Yellow feet are tapping just behind the door.)
10259I... I just need a moment.
10260milk
10261eggs
10262Capital wenisberry.
10263MILK, SUGAR, AND EGGS! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THEM ON THE BACK COUNTER!
10264GREAT JOB! JUST PUT THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS COUNTER!
10265WHAT'S THE MATTER? NOT A CAN FAN? THAT'S TOO BAD!
10266MTT-BRAND USES ONLY THE FRESHEST ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS AND CHEMICALS!
10267(As per culinary standard, a death forcefield surrounds the kitchen.)
10268(As per journalistic standards, a death forcefield surrounds the area of intrigue.)
10269(It's the kind of every-day death forcefield you see at home.)
10270(It's a forcefield.)
10271(It's a battery-powered forcefield.)
10272MY MY.
10273IT SEEMS YOU'VE BESTED ME.
10274BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU HAD THE HELP OF THE BRILLIANT DOCTOR ALPHYS!
10275OH, I LOATHE TO THINK OF WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU WITHOUT HER!!!
10276WELL, TOODLES!!
10277OH YES! ABOUT THE SUBSTITUTION...
10278HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A COOKING SHOW BEFORE?
10279I ALREADY BAKED THE CAKE AHEAD OF TIME!!!!! SO FORGET IT!!!
10280Wh-what!? Wh-why aren't you m-m-moving?
10281N-no...! I must not have added enough fuel!
10282D-darnit... I'm sorry...
10283Even when it's something like this, I...
10284I still...! I still...
10285OH NO, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
10286What?
10287I FORGOT! RIGHT ABOUT NOW IS WHEN WE HAVE OUR COMMERCIAL BREAK!
10288Wh... What are you...
10289UNFORTUNATELY, THAT MEANS NO ONE IS WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW.
10290I'M NOT GOING TO DESTROY YOU WITHOUT A LIVE TELEVISION AUDIENCE!!
10291LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE FOILED ME ONCE AGAIN, THANKS TO THE BRILLIANT DR. ALPHYS!!!
10292UNTIL NEXT TIME, BEAUTIFUL!
10293TOODLES!
10294(You found the sugar.)
10295(You found the eggs.)
10296inithspeed
10297(You found the milk.)
10298PERFECT! GREAT JOB, BEAUTIFUL!
10299WE'VE GOT ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS WE NEED TO BAKE THE CAKE!
10300MILK... SUGAR... EGGS...
10301...OH MY! WAIT A MAGNIFICENT MOMENT! HOW COULD I FORGET!!!
10302WE'RE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT!
10303bossa
10304yoffset1
10305H-hey, it's kind of dark in there, isn't it?
10306Don't worry!
10307I'll hack into the light system and brighten it up!
10308ff1
10309ff2
10310chefhat
10311Oh no.
10312OHHHH YES!!!
10313WELCOME, BEAUTIES, TO THE UNDERGROUND'S PREMIER COOKING SHOW!!!
10314PRE-HEAT YOUR OVENS, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL RECIPE FOR YOU TODAY!
10315WE'RE GOING TO BE MAKING...
10316A CAKE!
10317MY LOVELY ASSISTANT HERE WILL GATHER THE INGREDIENTS.
10318EVERYONE GIVE THEM A BIG HAND!!!
10319applause
10320conf
10321WE'LL NEED SUGAR, MILK, AND EGGS.
10322GO FOR IT, SWEETHEART!
10323mett2
10324chainsaw
10325bad
10326A HUMAN SOUL!!!!
10327mettsong
10328HELLO...? I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE.
10329W-wait a second!!!
10330Couldn't you make a...
10331Couldn't you use a...
10332Couldn't you make a substitution in the recipe?!
10333...A SUBSTITUTION? YOU MEAN, USE A DIFFERENT, NON-HUMAN INGREDIENT?
10334...WHY?
10335Uhh, what if someone's...
10336Vegan?
10337...VEGAN.
10338Uh well I mean
10339THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA, ALPHYS!!
10340ACTUALLY, I HAPPEN TO HAVE AN OPTION RIGHT HERE!!!
10341MTT-BRAND ALWAYS-CONVENIENT HUMAN-SOUL-FLAVOR-SUBSTITUTE!
10342A CAN OF WHICH... IS JUST OVER ON THAT COUNTER!!!
10343WELL, DARLING? WHY DON'T YOU GO GET IT?
10344BY THE WAY, OUR SHOW RUNS ON A STRICT SCHEDULE.
10345IF YOU CAN'T GET THE CAN IN THE NEXT ONE MINUTE...
10346WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL PLAN!!!
10347SO... BETTER START CLIMBING, BEAUTIFUL!!!
10348Oh no!!! There's not enough time to climb up!
10349F-f-fortunately, I might have a plan!
10350When I was upgrading your phone, I added a few... features.
10351You see that huge button that says... "JETPACK"?
10352Watch this!
10353jetpack
10354clip
10355There!
10356You should have just enough fuel to reach the top!
10357Now, get up there!!!
10358chara2
10359Wow! We... we did it!!
10360We... we really did it!!!
10361Great job out there, team!
10362W-well, uh, anyway, let's keep heading forward!!!
10363U-um... I guess we... ... did it?
10364Mett
10365ql
10366franto
10367OH? THAT HUMAN...
10368gm
10369(Hmmm? Getting creative?)
10370sting
10371(Dance with me, darling.)
10372(Oh! The audience can feel your passion!)
10373(Show the audience your passion!)
10374(So close... How passionate...)
10375(... do you need some help?)
10376(... what ARE you doing?)
10377(Don't stop now!)
10378(Look at you, leaping around the stage...)
10379(Can't keep your hands off, huh?)
10380(Is that how humans dance?)
10381(Humans are stranger than I thought.)
10382(Oh! They're really getting into it.)
10383(Moving so far...)
10384(Who can blame you?)
10385(Hmmm, I'll have to get used to it...)
10386(Even better than I thought...)
10387(So that's wha it's like.)
10388(Dancing with... A human.)
10389(What a shame...)
10390COULD IT BE...?
10391di
10392...MY ONE TRUE LOVE?
10393Monster King
10394Forbids your stay
10395Humans must
10396Live far apart
10397Even if
10398It breaks my heart
10399cher
10400They'll put you
10401In the dungeon
10402It'll suck
10403And then you'll die a lot
10404Really sad
10405You're gonna die
10406Cry cry cry
10407So sad it's happening.
10408comet
10409SO SAD.
10410SO SAD THAT YOU ARE GOING TO THE DUNGEON.
10411OOMPH! I AM SO OVERWHELMED WITH TRAGEDIES.
10412THE KING HAS ORDERED YOU TO WASTE AWAY IN THE CASTLE BASEMENT.
10413AND BEFORE WE EVEN HAD TIME TO SING A SWEET SONG ABOUT IT.
10414MY DEAR HEART! I CAN BARELY LOOK UPON YOU, KNOWING WHAT COMES NEXT...
10415WELL, TOODLES!
10416blackbox
10417sn2
10418newstring
10419What the fuck is wrong
10420gggg
10421scoord
10422stringlength
10423sing
10424offsing
10425middle
10426Oh my love
10427Has fallen down
10428Now in tears
10429We all will drown
10430Colored tiles
10431Make them a fool
10432If only they
10433Still knew the rules
10434Well that was
10435A sorry try
10436Now let's watch
10437Them fry
10438animimg
10439cooltimer
10440orange
10441OH NO! WHATEVER SHALL I DO?
10442MY LOVE HAS BEEN CAST AWAY INTO THE DUNGEON.
10443A DUNGEON WITH A PUZZLE SO DASTARDLY, MY PARAMOUR WILL SURELY PERISH!
10444dia
10445O, HEAVENS HAVE MERCY! THE HORRIBLE COLORED TILE MAZE!
10446EACH COLORED TILE HAS ITS OWN SADISTIC FUNCTION.
10447FOR EXAMPLE, A GREEN TILE SOUNDS A NOISE, AND THEN YOU MUST FIGHT A MONSTER.
10448RED TILES WILL... ACTUALLY, WAIT A SECOND.
10449DIDN'T WE SEE THIS PUZZLE ABOUT A HUNDRED ROOMS AGO?
10450THAT'S RIGHT. YOU REMEMBER ALL THE RULES, DON'T YOU?
10451GREAT... THEN I WON'T WASTE YOUR TIME REPEATING THEM!!
10452OH, AND YOU'D BETTER HURRY.
10453BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GET THROUGH IN 0 SECONDS...
10454flame1
10455flame2
10456YOU'LL BE INCINERATED BY THESE JETS OF FIRE!!
10457AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHA... HA... HA!
10458MY POOR LOVE! I'M SO FILLED WITH GRIEF, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
10459GOOD LUCK, DARLING!
10460racesong
10461flavor
10462collide
10463grey
10464OOOOH, I'M SO SORRY! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUT OF TIME!!!
10465HERE COME THE FLAMES, DARLING!
10466THEY'RE CLOSING IN!
10467GETTING! CLOSER! OH MY!
10468ANY MINUTE NOW!!!
10469...... (ROBOTIC COUGH)
10470Watch out!! I'll save you!!
10471I'm hacking into the firewall right now!
10472OH NO!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN???
10473FOILED AGAIN BY THE BRILLIANT DOCTOR ALPHYS!!
10474THA-
10475That's right!
10476Come on, Mettaton, give up already!
10477You'll never be able to defeat us...
10478Not as long as we work together!
10479Your puzzle's over.. Now go home and leave us alone!
10480PUZZLE? OVER?
10481ALPHYS, DARLING, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...?
10482DID YOU FORGET WHAT THE GREEN TILES DO?
10483THEY MAKE A SOUND, THEN YOU HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER.
10484WELL, DARLING... THAT MONSTER...
10485IS ME!!
10486WELL, DARLING...!
10487WELL, WELL, WELL.
10488WELLY WELL WELL.
10489WELL WELLY WELL WELL, WELL WELL WELLY.
10490YOU NEVER STEPPED ON A GREEN TILE.
10491AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
10492CONGRATULATIONS!
10493YOU MADE IT THROUGH THE PUZZLE!!!
10494AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, THE FLAMES WILL BE DEACTIVATED!
10495NO! MORE! FIRE!
10496...BUT IT'S AS THE PHRASE GOES.
10497"OUT OF THE FIRE, AND INTO THE FRYING PAN."
10498THAT'S RIGHT, DARLING!
10499EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO BEAT THE HEAT...
10500YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND MY HOT METAL BODY!
10501PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY
10502Flames, deactivate!!
10503...huh?
10504THE HUMAN FINISHED THE PUZZLE.
10505I ALREADY TURNED OFF THE FLAMES.
10506IN FACT, I WAS ABOUT TO FIGHT THE HUMAN.
10507Wh-wh-what? TH-THAT puzzle?
10508I mean, uhh...
10509Great job! We've got him on the ropes, now!
10510ON THE ROPES? HA!
10511I ONLY DEACTIVATED THE FLAMES KNOWING THAT ALPHYS WOULD HAVE ANYWAY.
10512...NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
10513OH YES.
10514I WAS GOING TO ERADICATE YOU!
10515Error Baby
10516Okay, I'm back!
10517A-another dark room, huh?
10518M-my hacking skills have got things covered!
10519news
10520nitem
10521water
10522basketball
10523game
10524ff3
10525ff4
10526ff5
10527Are you serious?
10528OHHHHHH YESSS!!!
10529GOOD EVENING, BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES!
10530THIS IS METTATON, REPORTING LIVE FROM MTT NEWS!
10531AN INTERESTING SITUATION HAS ARISEN IN EASTERN HOTLAND!
10532FORTUNATELY, OUR CORRESPONDENT IS OUT THERE, REPORTING LIVE!
10533BRAVE CORRESPONDENT! PLEASE FIND SOMETHING NEWSWORTHY TO REPORT!
10534OUR TEN WONDERFUL VIEWERS ARE WAITING FOR YOU!!
10535connor
10536ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A DOG!
10537(CUE AUDIENCE AWWS)
10538THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! IT'S THE FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE YEAR!
10539LOOK AT ITS LITTLE EARS, TINY PAWS, FLUFFY TAIL...
10540WAIT A SECOND.
10541THAT'S NOT A TAIL!
10542THAT'S...
10543A FUSE!!!
10544THAT'S RIGHT... THAT DOG...
10545IS A BOMB!!!
10546BUT DON'T PANIC!
10547YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE REST OF THE ROOM YET!!!
10548ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A GLASS OF WATER!
10549BUT WHAT'S ASTONISHING ABOUT THIS GLASS OF WATER...
10550IS HOW UNINTERESTING IT IS!
10551LIKE ALL GLASSES OF WATER, IT'S COMPRISED OF WATER, GLASS, NITROGLYCERIN...
10552THAT'S NOT A GLASS OF WATER!!!
10553A BOMB!!!
10554OH NO!!! THIS NEWS REPORT...
10555IS TURNING INTO A DISASTER REPORT!!!
10556BUT DON'T PANIC!
10557YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE REST OF THE ROOM YET!
10558ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A MOVIE SCRIPT!
10559OH MY! AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FOR MY LATEST FILM!
10560LET'S NOT KEEP THEM WAITING! LET'S OPEN IT UP AND GET THE SCOOP!
10561...OH??? WHAT'S THAT INSIDE THE SCRIPT?
10562THAT TICKING SOUND... THAT LIT FUSE...
10563OH MY!!! LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE MOVIE!
10564WE DEFINITELY HAVE A BOX OFFICE BOMB ON OUR HANDS!
10565AND IT'S ABOUT TO BLAST YOU TO BITS!
10566BUT DON'T GET TOO EXCITED!
10567ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A BASKETBALL!
10568AH. BASKETBALLS.
10569CIRCLES OF FUN. ORBS OF JOY. SPHERES OF AMUSEMENT.
10570BUT YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH THIS ONE. IT'S AN MTT-BRAND FASHIONBALL.
10571PROPER MAINTENANCE IS REQUIRED TO KEEP IT LOOKING GOOD.
10572AS YOU CAN SEE, EVEN EXPOSURE TO HUMAN BODY HEAT CAUSES THE PAINT TO SLOUGH OFF.
10573THAT'S NOT A BASKETBALL.
10574THAT'S A BOMB!!!
10575OH NO!!! THIS SPORT REVIEW...
10576IS TURNING INTO A SHORT REVIEW!
10577BECAUSE IT'LL BE OVER. AFTER YOU BLOW UP.
10578ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A PRESENT!
10579AND IT'S TIME FOR THE UNBOXING VIDEO!!!
10580LET'S FIND OUT WHAT'S INSIDE!!
10581THAT ROUND, BLACK SHAPE... COULD IT BE???
10582LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR.
10583IF SANTA GAVE PEOPLE BOMBS INSTEAD OF PRESENTS!!
10584REALLY THOUGH. A BOMB. WHAT A THOUGHTFUL GIFT.
10585THEY EVEN DECIDED TO LIGHT IT FOR YOU!
10586ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A VIDEO GAME!
10587THIS ACTION-PACKED GAME IS GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOU AWAY!
10588STRANGE ENEMIES! STRANGE ALLIES! ATTRACTIVE ROBOTS!
10589FEATURING UP TO SIX ARBITRARY DIALOGUE CHOICES AT ONCE!
10590CORRESPONDENT! LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE CASE!
10591...THOSE RED CYLINDERS WITH BURNING FUSES...
10592OH NO! THIS GAME LITERALLY IS DYNAMITE!
10593I GUESS THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!
10594VIDEO-GAMES DO CAUSE VIOLENCE!
10595OR AT LEAST THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO.
10596OH MY!
10597IT SEEMS EVERYTHING IN THIS AREA IS ACTUALLY A BOMB!
10598THAT DOG'S A BOMB!
10599THAT PRESENT'S A BOMB!
10600THAT BASKETBALL'S A BOMB!
10601EVEN MY WORDS ARE...!
10602wordfall
10603bigbomb
10604bigbombsolid
10605BRAVE CORRESPONDENT... IF YOU DON'T DEFUSE ALL OF THE BOMBS...
10606THIS BIG BOMB WILL BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS IN TWO MINUTES!
10607THEN YOU WON'T BE REPORTING "LIVE" ANY LONGER!
10608HOW TERRIBLE! HOW DISTURBING!
10609OUR NINE VIEWERS ARE GOING TO LOVE WATCHING THIS!
10610GOOD LUCK, DARLING!!
10611clumber
10612D-don't worry!
10613I installed a bomb-defusing program on your phone!
10614Use the 'defuse' option when the bomb is in the DEFUSE ZONE!
10615N-now, go get 'em!
10616WELL DONE, DARLING!
10617YOU'VE DEACTIVATED ALL OF THE BOMBS!
10618IF YOU DIDN'T DEACTIVATE THEM, THE BIG BOMB WOULD HAVE EXPLODED IN TWO MINUTES.
10619NOW IT WON'T EXPLODE IN TWO MINUTES!
10620INSTEAD IT'LL EXPLODE IN TWO SECONDS!
10621GOODBYE, DARLING!
10622TOO BAD, DARLING!
10623YOU FAILED TO DEFUSE ALL OF THE BOMBS WITHIN THREE MINUTES!
10624NOW THE BIG BOMB IS GOING TO BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS!
10625READY, VIEWERS? HERE COMES THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
10626AHAHAH!
10627mypitch
10628ohno
10629AH.
10630IT SEEMS THE BOMB ISN'T GOING OFF.
10631Ring...
10632That's b-because!!!
10633While you were monologuing... I...!!!
10634I f... fix... Um... I ch-change...
10635OH NO. YOU DEACTIVATED THE BOMB WITH YOUR HACKING SKILLS.
10636Yeah! That's what I did!
10637CURSES! IT SEEMS I'VE BEEN FOILED AGAIN!
10638CURSE YOU, HUMAN! CURSE YOU, DR. ALPHYS, FOR HELPING SO MUCH!
10639BUT I DON'T CURSE MY EIGHT WONDERFUL VIEWERS FOR TUNING IN!!!
10640UNTIL NEXT TIME, DARLING!
10641W-wow... W-we really showed him, huh?
10642H-hey, I know I was kind of weird at first...
10643But I really think I'm getting more...
10644Uh, more...
10645M-more confident about guiding you!
10646S-so don't worry about that b-big d-dumb robot...
10647I-I'll protect you from him!
10648A-and if it really c-came down to it, we could just t-turn...
10649Um, nevermind.
10650Later!
10651B-boy... That was close, huh?
10652I guess a little closer than I would have liked.
10653I should have given you better directions...
10654A-and there j-just w-wasn't enough time...
10655W-well! That's Mettaton's fault, not mine!
10656I c-can't second guess myself now.
10657I'm f-finally starting to f-feel confident about g-guiding you.
10658I'll protect you from that mean old robot, n-no matter what!
10659If I have to, I'll even t-turn...
10660We're over halfway to the core!
10661Let's go!
10662Error.
10663Great job! Keep heading around the room!
10664Try to go for the one in the bottom- left next!
10665Try to go for the one in the top- right next!
10666Great job! Head to the left next!
10667Great job! Head to the right next!
10668You couldn't even get one bomb...!?
10669Error,
10670Great job! Head for the center! There's one left there!
10671Great job! Head for the center!
10672I'm using, uh, EM fields to trap the glass of water there!
10673Great job! There's only one left in the bottom-right!
10674Great job! There's only one left at the top!
10675Great job! There's only one left at the top-right!
10676Great job! There's only one left at the bottom-left!
10677It's... it's...
10678ypl
10679doomtime
10680truezero
10681dx2
10682TIME:
10683TIME:0
10684step
10685MTT-BRAND STILL TOP-RATED || SCHOOL CANCELLED OVER REACTIVATED PUZZLES ||
10686stringer
10687SCIENTIST DISCOVERS HEALTH BENEFITS OF USING COMPUTER (JUST KIDDING LOL) ||
10688LOCAL METTATON VERY RICH FAMOUS AND GORGEOUS ||
10689TINY VOLCANO MONSTER TRIES ITS BEST, RECEIVES TINY APPLAUSE ||
10690PYROPE IRONICALLY MISSES INVITATION TO THIS SCENARIO "WOULD HAVE LOVED IT" ||
10691LOCAL PLANE CREATES HUGE LINE AT STORE BY SAYING "IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO BUY THESE PRODUCTS OR ANYTHING" CASHIER CONFUSED ||
10692HOTLAND TECHNICAL MALFUNCTIONS ACCEDE AND RECEDE IN LINEAR PROGRESSION THROUGHOUT AREA ||
10693WOSHUA CLEANS UP LOCAL CRIME, LITERALLY FINDS CRIMINALS AND DOUSES THEM IN SOAP, CRIME DOESN'T GO DOWN BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING ||
10694HISTORIC NEWS TICKER HEADLINE SHORTAGE ||
10695timertimer
10696doomx
10697120 SECONDS LEFT! DEFUSE 6 BOMBS!
10698dmx
10699SECONDS LEFT!
10700HURRY UP!
10701BOMBS LEFT!
10702TIME'S RUNNING OUT!
10703DO YOUR BEST!
10704SPEED UP!
10705RUN! RUN! RUN!
10706GIVE IT YOUR ALL!
10707DON'T WAIT UP!
10708pausewait
10709pausewaittime
10710Ahuhuhuhu...
10711Did you hear what they just said?
10712Did you hear what she said?
10713They said a human wearing a striped shirt will come through.
10714I heard that they hate spiders.
10715I heard that they love to stomp on them.
10716I heard that they hate everybody.
10717I heard that they like to tear their legs off.
10718I heard...
10719However...
10720And even if they gave us money, I heard...
10721bigweb
10722muffet
10723hspider
10724...that they're awfully stingy with their money.
10725...a certain stingy human hates spiders.
10726You think your taste is too refined for our pastries, don't you, deary?
10727Ahuhuhu... I disagree with that notion.
10728I think your taste...
10729Is exactly what this next batch needs!
10730...that can't be true, can it?
10731Ahuhuhu...
10732You donated so much money to us.
10733All the spiders want you to know how thankful they are!
10734We're in your debt, dearie~
10735...that they have some awful taste.
10736What a shame. A human comes through and they aren't even fit to be eaten~
10737Oh well! Rotten ingredients can always be discarded~
10738That was fun! See you again, dearie!
10739Welcome to our parlor, dearie~ Interested in some spider pastries?
10740All proceeds go to real spiders~
10741Check out the webs to make a purchase~
10742...you're here.
10743So that means Undyne... She's...
10744Like, Undyne! We'll avenge you!
10745OH, THERE YOU ARE.
10746YOU UGLY LITTLE CREATURE. YOU'VE MADE QUITE A NAME FOR YOURSELF.
10747SUCH INFAMY...! I'M IMPRESSED.
10748OH. YES. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ALPHYS, SHE'S NOT HERE.
10749WHILE YOU WERE BUSY DOING YOUR, AHEM, THING...
10750SHE WAS RUNNING AROUND EVACUATING PEOPLE TO SAFETY.
10751NOW THEY'RE IN A PLACE WHERE YOU'LL NEVER GET TO THEM.
10752DECIDING NOT TO FIGHT YOU. MY MY, SHE REALLY IS THE ONLY SMART ONE, ISN'T SHE?
10753OH? HOW SASSY.
10754YOU'RE JUST ITCHING TO GET YOUR HANDS ON ME, AREN'T YOU?
10755WELL... T-O-O B-A-D!
10756THIS WORLD NEEDS STARS MORE THAN IT NEEDS CORPSES!
10757TOODLES!
10758S... Sorry about that!
10759L-let's k-keep going!
10760nowax
10761S-so you're about to meet ASGORE, h-huh?
10762You must be... Y-you must be...
10763Pr... pretty excited about all that, huh?
10764You'll f-f-finally...
10765You'll finally get to go home!
10766W... Wait!
10767I mean, um... I...
10768I was just going to... ...um...
10769Say goodbye, and...
10770I can't take this anymore.
10771I...
10772I lied to you.
10773A human SOUL isn't strong enough to cross the barrier alone.
10774It takes at least a human soul...
10775And a monster soul.
10776...
10777If you want to go home...
10778You'll have to take his soul.
10779You'll have to kill ASGORE.
10780I'm sorry.
10781brokemett
10782al2
10783x_maroon
10784I... I managed to open the lock! Are you two...
10785Oh my god.
10786Mettaton!
10787Mettaton, are you...
10788H... hey...
10789D... don't worry about it...
10790I can always...
10791I can always build a different robot!
10792...
10793Why don't you go on ahead?
10794...thank GOD, it's just the batteries.
10795Mettaton, if you were gone, I would have... I would have...
10796...
10797I m-mean, h-hey, it's n-no problem, you know?
10798He's just a robot, if you messed it up, I c-could always...
10799J-just build another.
10800Why don't you go on ahead?
10801REALLY? WHERE?
10802CLEVER... VERY CLEVER.
10803babytimer
10804OH YES. THERE YOU ARE, DARLING.
10805IT'S TIME TO HAVE OUR LITTLE SHOWDOWN.
10806IT'S TIME TO FINALLY STOP THE "MALFUNCTIONING" ROBOT.
10807...NOT!!!
10808MALFUNCTION? REPROGRAMMING? PLEASE.
10809THIS WAS ALL JUST A BIG SHOW.
10810AN ACT.
10811MY "MALFUNCTION" WAS ALL MADE UP BY DR. ALPHYS.
10812AS SHE WATCHED YOU ON THE SCREEN, SHE GREW ATTACHED TO YOUR ADVENTURE.
10813SHE DESPERATELY WANTED TO BE A PART OF IT.
10814SO SHE DECIDED TO INSERT HERSELF INTO YOUR STORY.
10815THIS SCENARIO, WHERE SHE "SAVES" YOU FROM ME, WAS HER CREATION.
10816EVEN NOW, SHE IS WAITING OUTSIDE THIS ROOM.
10817DURING OUR "BATTLE," SHE WILL INTERRUPT.
10818THEN SHE WILL PRETEND TO "DEACTIVATE" ME, "SAVING" YOU ONE FINAL TIME.
10819FINALLY. SHE'LL BE THE HEROINE OF YOUR ADVENTURE.
10820FINALLY. SHE'LL BE SOMEONE SOMEBODY ACTUALLY LIKES.
10821YOU'LL REGARD HER SO HIGHLY SHE'LL EVEN BE ABLE TO CONVINCE YOU NOT TO LEAVE.
10822...OR NOT.
10823YOU SEE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS PREDICTABLE CHARADE.
10824I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM HUMANS. FAR FROM IT, ACTUALLY.
10825AS METTATON, MY ONLY DESIRE IS TO ENTERTAIN.
10826AFTER ALL, THE AUDIENCE DESERVES A GOOD SHOW, DON'T THEY?
10827AND WHAT'S A GOOD SHOW...
10828WITHOUT A PLOT TWIST?
10829MALFUNCTION? REPROGRAMMING? GET REAL.
10830ALPHYS HAS BEEN PLAYING YOU FOR A FOOL THE WHOLE TIME.
10831SHE REACTIVATED PUZZLES. SHE DISABLED ELEVATORS. SHE ENLISTED ME TO TORMENT YOU.
10832ALL SO SHE COULD SAVE YOU FROM DANGERS THAT DIDN'T EXIST.
10833ALL SO YOU WOULD THINK SHE'S THE GREAT PERSON...
10834THAT SHE'S NOT.
10835AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR HER FINEST HOUR.
10836AT THIS VERY MOMENT, ALPHYS IS WAITING OUTSIDE THE ROOM.
10837SHE WILL PRETEND TO "DEACTIVATE" ME, "SAVING" YOU ONE FINAL TIME.
10838MY ONLY DESIRE IS TO ENTERTAIN.
10839MY, MY. SO YOU'VE FINALLY ARRIVED.
10840AFTER OUR FIRST MEETING, I REALIZED... SOMETHING GHASTLY.
10841YOU'RE NOT JUST A THREAT TO MONSTERS... BUT HUMANITY, AS WELL.
10842OH MY. THAT'S AN ISSUE.
10843YOU SEE, I CAN'T BE A STAR WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE.
10844AND BESIDES...
10845THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE... I WANT TO PROTECT.
10846mtsong2
10847H-hey!!! Wh-wh-what's going on!?
10848Th-th-the door just locked itself!
10849SORRY, FOLKS! THE OLD PROGRAM'S BEEN CANCELLED!!!
10850BUT WE'VE GOT A FINALE THAT WILL DRIVE YOU WILD!!
10851REAL DRAMA!! REAL ACTION!! REAL BLOODSHED!!
10852ON OUR NEW SHOW...
10853"ATTACK OF THE KILLER ROBOT!"
10854AH HA HA. EAGER, AS ALWAYS, EH?
10855BUT DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL. THERE'S SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T ACCOUNTED FOR.
10856AS ANY TRUE FAN WOULD KNOW, I WAS FIRST CREATED AS A HUMAN ERADICATION ROBOT.
10857IT WAS ONLY AFTER BECOMING A STAR THAT I WAS GIVEN A MORE... PHOTOGENIC BODY.
10858HOWEVER.
10859THOSE ORIGINAL FUNCTIONS HAVE NEVER BEEN FULLY REMOVED...
10860COME ANY CLOSER, AND I'LL BE FORCED TO SHOW YOU...
10861MY TRUE FORM!
10862FINE THEN!
10863RRRRREADY? IIIIIIIT'S SHOWTIME!!!
10864M... more lasers...
10865Okay, I... I won't mess around this time.
10866I'll just deactivate the lasers and let you through.
10867They're... They're not turning off...
10868I can't turn them off, I...
10869I-i-it's okay! I have this under control!
10870I'm going to turn off the p-power for that whole node.
10871Then you can walk across.
10872Okay, go!
10873H... huh? I... I guess this was the right way.
10874W-WAIT! STOP!
10875Th-the power... It's turning itself back on.
10876D-damn it... Th-this isn't supposed to...
10877I'm gonna turn it off again.
10878When it turns off, move a little, and then STOP.
10879OK? Y-you won't get h-h-hurt.
10880backuptimer
10881Oh my god, are you okay!?
10882I-I c-couldn't keep the power off long enough...
10883No, no, we've got this, it's just a little further!
10884S-see? I've got everything under control.
10885Everything's under control!
10886pcon
10887meswitch
10888Oh my god, are you okay?
10889I... I'm sorry, I gave you the wrong order.
10890E-everything's fine, okay?
10891L-let's just keep heading to the right.
10892Oh my god... Are you hurt?
10893I... I'm so sorry, I... I gave you the wrong order.
10894Everything's going to be fine, okay?
10895dm1
10896dm2
10897H-hey, why don't you try to use the elevator first?
10898H-hey, why don't you try to go to the right first?
10899Okay, you should be able to make it through here...
10900donotcall
10901W-watch out!
10902Th-that was close...
10903Wh... why are there so many monsters here?
10904I mean... It's no problem, r-r-right?
10905W-w-we've just got to keep heading forward!
10906Sorry, I... I...
10907I thought that...
10908Let's try the right path instead.
10909A-are you okay?
10910Why didn't you head to the right...?
10911C-C'mon... Y-you trust me, d-don't you?
10912mov
10913Huh? Who are they?
10914N-nobody else is s-supposed to be here...
10915Oh well! We can't worry about that now!
10916Hey...! Uh, this is Undyne...
10917(Shut up, Papyrus!) (This was YOUR idea!)
10918HUMAN! You have to deliver something for me!
10919Uh, please?
10920I'm at Snowdin in front of Papyrus's.
10921See ya, punk!
10922rface
10923peeepee
10924well, here we are.
10925so.
10926your journey's almost over, huh?
10927you must really wanna go home.
10928hey. i know the feeling, buddo.
10929though...
10930maybe sometimes it's better to take what's given to you.
10931down here you've already got food, drink, friends...
10932is what you have to do...
10933really worth it?
10934ah, forget it.
10935i'm rootin' for ya, kid.
10936let me tell you a story.
10937so i'm a sentry in snowdin forest, right?
10938i sit out there and watch for humans. it's kind of boring.
10939fortunately, deep in the forest...
10940there's this HUGE locked door.
10941and it's perfect for practicing knock knock jokes.
10942so one day, i'm knocking 'em out, like usual.
10943i knock on the door and say "knock knock."
10944and suddenly, from from the other side...
10945i hear a woman's voice.
10946"who is there?"
10947so, naturally, I respond:
10948"dishes."
10949"dishes who?"
10950"dishes a very bad joke."
10951then she just howls with laughter.
10952like it's the best joke she's heard in a hundred years.
10953so I keep 'em coming, and she keeps laughing.
10954she's the best audience i've ever had.
10955then, after a dozen of 'em, SHE knocks and says...
10956"Knock knock!"
10957i say "whos there?"
10958"old lady!"
10959"old lady who?"
10960"oh! I did not know you could yodel!"
10961wow.
10962needless to say, this woman was extremely good.
10963we kept telling each other jokes for hours.
10964eventually, i had to leave.
10965papyrus gets kind of cranky without his bedtime story.
10966but she told me to come by again, and so i did.
10967then i did again. and again. it's a thing now.
10968telling bad jokes through the door.
10969it rules.
10970one day, though, i noticed she wasn't laughing very much.
10971i asked her what was up.
10972then she told me something strange.
10973"if a human ever comes through this door...
10974"... could you please, please promise something?"
10975"watch over them, and protect them, will you not?"
10976now, i hate making promises.
10977and this woman, i don't even know her name.
10978but...
10979someone who sincerely likes bad jokes...
10980has an integrity you can't say "no" to.
10981do you get what i'm saying?
10982that promise i made to her...
10983you know what would have happened if she hadn't said anything?
10984...buddy.
10985...You'd be dead where you stand.
10986hey, lighten up, bucko!
10987i'm just joking with you.
10988besides...
10989haven't i done a great job protecting you?
10990i mean, look at yourself.
10991you haven't died a single time.
10992that's right, isn't it?
10993well, chalk it up to my great skills.
10994hey, what's that look supposed to mean?
10995am i wrong...?
10996heh.
10997well, that's all.
10998take care of yourself, kid.
10999'cause someone really cares about you.
11000xmode
11001cw
11002switches
11003deltaco
11004donkeykongismyfavoritemarvelsuperhero
11005OK! Now press the third one!!!
11006.............
11007.............
11008H-h-hey!
11009Looks like you!!! Only needed to press! Two of them!!!
11010wrx
11011dgx
11012H-h-hey! You did it!
11013I was worried I messed it up there...
11014But I guess we make a pretty good team!
11015Hey! You! Stop!
11016rabbit
11017We've, like, received an anonymous tip about a human wearing a striped shirt.
11018They told us they were wandering around Hotland right now...
11019I know, sounds scary, huh?
11020Well, just stay chill. We'll bring you someplace safe, OK?
11021...Huh? What is it, bro?
11022The shirt they're wearing?
11023...like, what about it?
11024Bro...
11025Are you thinkin... What I'm thinkin?
11026Bummer. This is, like... Mega embarrassing.
11027We, like, actually totally have to kill you and stuff.
11028Please select a location.
11029Left Floor 1
11030Cancel
11031Right Floor 1
11032Right Floor 2
11033Left Floor 2
11034Left Floor 3
11035Right Floor 3
11036(The elevator isn't working.)
11037What? The elevator should be working...
11038W-well then! Go to the right and keep heading up!
11039W-well then! Let's go to the left!
11040(The elevator isn't working.)
11041(The elevator is in use.)
11042(The door is locked.)
11043(This half of the door is unlocked.)
11044(The door is open.)
11045activebuffer
11046reverse
11047(The space behind the wall is only a few feet wide.)
11048(It's just here to complete the look.)
11049(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
11050(It's a bag of dog food.) (It's half-full.)
11051(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
11052(You just remembered something funny.)
11053Hi.
11054(Didn't work.)
11055H-hey, watch out! You're going to get really hurt!
11056I can't watch this. I'm disabling the lasers.
11057Th... there.
11058Be careful, okay?
11059I-I'm sorry, it's m-my fault you got hurt.
11060I didn't explain the lasers well enough, and..
11061If I hadn't... If I hadn't...
11062Um, delayed using my hacking skills, I mean...
11063...sorry.
11064I didn't explain the lasers well enough, and...
11065O-oh, there's no time for this now!
11066Sorry.
11067looktimer
11068smash
11069gameshow
11070Oh. My god.
11071I didn't expect you to show up so soon!
11072I haven't showered, I'm barely dressed, it's all messy, and...
11073labvolume
11074Ummm...
11075H-h-hiya!
11076I'm Dr. Alphys. I'm ASGORE's royal scientist!
11077B-b-but, ahhhh, I'm not one of the "bad guys"!
11078Actually, since you stepped out of the RUINS, I've, um...
11079...been "observing" your journey through my console.
11080Your fights... Your friendships... Everything!
11081I was originally going to stop you, but...
11082Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.
11083Watching you, I felt like... like I was seeing an old friend.
11084S-so, ahhh, now I want to help you!
11085Using my knowledge, I can easily guide you through Hotland!
11086I know a way right to ASGORE's castle, no problem!
11087Well, actually, umm, there's just a tiny issue.
11088A long time ago, I made a robot named Mettaton.
11089Originally, I built him to be an entertainment robot.
11090Uh, you know, like a robotic TV star or something.
11091Anyway, recently I decided to make him more useful.
11092You know, just some small practical adjustments.
11093Like, um...
11094Anti... anti-human combat features?
11095Of c-course, when I saw you coming, I immediately decided...
11096I have to remove those features!
11097Unfortunately, I may have made a teensy mistake while doing so.
11098And, um...
11099Now he's an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for human blood?
11100Ehehehehe...
11101Heh.
11102But, ummm, hopefully we won't run into him!
11103scr_bouncer
11104Did you hear something?
11105cheer
11106OHHHH YES!
11107WELCOME, BEAUTIES...
11108gamesign
11109...TO TODAY'S QUIZ SHOW!!!
11110dball
11111OH BOY! I CAN ALREADY TELL IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SHOW!
11112EVERYONE GIVE A BIG HAND FOR OUR WONDERFUL CONTESTANT!
11113NEVER PLAYED BEFORE, GORGEOUS?
11114NO PROBLEM! IT'S SIMPLE!
11115THERE'S ONLY ONE RULE.
11116ANSWER CORRECTLY...
11117OR YOU DIE!!!
11118Well that was certainly something.
11119alphys2
11120Wait, wait!
11121Let me give you my ph-phone number!
11122Th-then... m-maybe... If you need help, I could...
11123Wh... where'd you get that phone!? It's ANCIENT!
11124It doesn't even have texting.
11125W-wait a second, please!
11126noise
11127Here, I upgraded it for you!
11128It can do texting, items, it's got a key chain...
11129I even signed you up for the underground's No. 1 social network!
11130Now we're officially friends! Ehehehe!
11131Heheh...
11132Heh...
11133I'm going to the bathroom.
11134Armor... so... hot...
11135But I can't... Give up...
11136(The cup of water returned to the water cooler.)
11137(The cup of water was erased by a mysterious force.)
11138(The water evaporated from the heat.)
11139(The cup evaporated, too.)
11140(Error.)
11141The door leading through the area is closed? So I tried the puzzle?
11142But I kept running out of ammo, and it kept restarting?
11143And my two co-workers won't help? It's like they don't even wanna go to work?
11144Why don't you try? Try using the console?
11145Wow? You solved it?
11146I'm impressed? You must be a total nerd?
11147So we're all gonna go free...?
11148Does that mean I don't get to go to work?
11149Maybe I don't want to go to work anymore...?
11150dbud
11151Sorry... UNDYNE, like, told us there was totally a human in the area.
11152So, like, us Royal Guards are blocking off the elevators for now.
11153Ngah! Even if the elevators aren't working anyway, we'll do our best, Ms. UNDYNE!
11154Like, NO WAY you're getting by us.
11155But, between you and me... I think you could go through that creepy lab over there.
11156Between you, me, and my bro here, I mean.
11157I tell him ALL my secrets.
11158Hey! No loitering!
11159Like, just kidding. I don't care. Like, loiter your heart out.
11160Oh, hey.
11161We're, like, taking a rain check on that killing-you thing.
11162Like, don't tell Undyne about this, OK?
11163You didn't tell her, did you...?
11164Undyne told us that the Royal Guard is being disbanded.
11165Like, bummer... Guess we'll have to get used to Love and Peace.
11166doorx
11167(There's no response.)
11168(O-oh n-no, is that another letter...?)
11169(I don't want to open it...) (C-can't I just slide it back out...?)
11170(N... no... I can't keep doing this.) (I'll read this one.)
11171(Um...) (I-it's shut k-kind of strongly, isn't it?)
11172(Wait a second...)
11173Hey, if this is a joke, it's...
11174Oh My God?
11175Did YOU write this letter?
11176It wasn't signed, so, I had no idea who could have...
11177Oh my god. Oh no.
11178That's adorable...
11179And I h-had no idea you, um, wrote that way!
11180It's surprising, too... After all the gross stuff I did...
11181I don't really deserve to be forgiven.
11182Much less, um...
11183This?
11184And so passionately, too.
11185You know what, okay! I'll do it!
11186It's the least I can do to make it up to you!
11187Y-yeah! Let's go on a date!
11188thisblend
11189o_music
11190welp.
11191someone's gotta keep him from getting into trouble.
11192see you guys.
11193Man, do I have to do EVERYTHING?
11194Papyrus, wait!!!
11195Hey, Undyne!! Wait up!!
11196Whoops.
11197Uh, should I do something?
11198Well, gotta go!
11199It seems that everyone is quite eager to set off.
11200Frisk...
11201You really are a funny child.
11202If you had said that earlier, none of this would have happened.
11203It is a good thing you took so long to change your mind.
11204Hee hee hee.
11205Well... I suppose.
11206If you really do not have any other place to go...
11207I will do my best to take care of you, for as long as you need.
11208All right?
11209Now, come along.
11210Everyone is waiting for us!
11211Ah.
11212...I see.
11213Well, I hope that I am not keeping you.
11214"See you around."
11215zr
11216d_blk
11217SCR_TEXTTYPE
11218Frisk!
11219This is all just a bad dream...!
11220Please, wake up...!
11221wrwr
11222Oh! You are awake! Thank goodness!
11223W-we were so worried...!
11224It felt like you were out forever!
11225Yeah! Any longer and I would have freaked out!
11226Tell us next time you decide to take a nap, okay!?
11227yeah. you made papyrus cry like a baby.
11228WHAT!! I DIDN'T CRY!!! I DON'T CRY!!
11229I JUST... CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
11230what did you catch?
11231TEARS!!!
11232Now, now.
11233The important part is that Frisk is all right.
11234Here, Frisk. Why not drink some tea?
11235It'll make you feel better.
11236Errr... How about we give them space, first?
11237They must be very exhausted.
11238Though, from what, I am not certain.
11239Frisk... We do not remember exactly what happened.
11240There was a flower... And then, everything went white.
11241But now the barrier is gone.
11242When you are ready, we will all return to the surface.
11243It seems the door to the east will lead us there now.
11244But before then...
11245Perhaps you might want to take a walk?
11246You can say goodbye to all of your wonderful friends.
11247Do as you wish. We will all wait for you here.
11248scr_save
11249Hello, Frisk. Alphys upgraded my phone.
11250I am having a lot of fun with the "texting" feature.
11251Sans, "check out" this one.
11252oh man, tori...
11253that's brutal.
11254I CAN'T BELIEVE THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED...
11255AND ALSO THAT SHE'S A HUGE DORK!!!
11256YOU TWO ARE TWO FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER!!!
11257WHY ARE YOU TEXTING!!!
11258Worry not, Papyrus. We are texting for a good reason.
11259WHY IS THAT.
11260well.
11261cause we're huge dorks.
11262Sans, please do not say that.
11263You are not a dork.
11264You are more of a bonehead!
11265HAHAHA, WOW!
11266THOSE PUNS ARE EVEN LESS FUNNY COMING FROM HER!
11267then why are you smiling?
11268IT'S A PITY SMILE!!!
11269Frisk, do not feel left out.
11270I have been writing messages to you as well!
11271You still have my phone number after all this time...
11272Do you not?
11273Frisk, how about you go look around before we all go?
11274Seeing how many good friends you've made here...
11275I am almost certain you must have made some more.
11276hey, frisk, what's with that weird expression?
11277Sans, did I tell you about the time Frisk flirted with me...?
11278And then asked to call me "mother?"
11279I felt so embarrassed for them.
11280oh boy.
11281WOW, FRISK...
11282THIS REALLY PUTS OUR RELATIONSHIP IN A NEW LIGHT.
11283hey, tori, do you have any other embarrassing stories?
11284Oh, do I ever!
11285But, I think that story is one of the most unbelievable.
11286It is hard to think anyone would want to flirt with me.
11287Ehehe...
11288Ehehehe...
11289AHA! AHAHAH! HA!! HA!!!
11290Oh, Toriel. You have NO idea.
11291oh hey, what's up, frisk?
11292we were just talking about you.
11293apparently you asked to call tori "mom" right after meeting her?
11294Well, it was not RIGHT after.
11295It took a couple minutes.
11296frisk... i gotta tell ya.
11297that's, uh, not the best way to get to know someone.
11298IT'S NOT???
11299Papyrus, we've been over this.
11300WHATEVER, MOM!!!
11301Don't talk back to me like that!
11302Go to your room, Papyrus!
11303OK, UNDYNE.
11304Wait! Don't ACTUALLY go to your room!!
11305I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE!!!
11306frisk, tori was telling me how she made b'scotch pie for you.
11307Oh, I should bake it for everyone sometime!
11308(O-oh, that sounds REALLY good.)
11309COOKING???
11310CAN I HELP?
11311Wait a second!!!
11312Can I help too!?
11313Certainly! It would be fun to cook together!
11314(On second thought, maybe I'll o-order a pizza.)
11315sorry... i don't have time to talk, frisk.
11316i'm supposed to be working right now.
11317BUT YOU AREN'T WORKING!!!
11318i know, and it's taking all my concentration.
11319Hey, punk! What's up!?
11320A-ACHOO!
11321Papyrus, how can you stand this cold?
11322I HAVE NO SKIN.
11323So why don't we stand in Grillby's instead?
11324BECAUSE I HATE GREASE.
11325But you don't have a stomach!!
11326NO, BUT I HAVE STANDARDS!!!
11327Papyrus...
11328Why do you live in an icy wasteland?
11329THE RENT'S CHEAP.
11330Really? Don't you live in a huge house?
11331YEAH, BUT MY BROTHER PAYS FOR IT.
11332Where's your brother get the money to pay for it...?
11333OH, THAT'S SIMPLE.
11334IT'S A MYSTERY.
11335So? What are you waiting for?
11336The sooner you get it over with, the better!
11337Hey, you sure are carrying a lot of things.
11338If someone needed to give you a thing, they sure couldn't!
11339What? You LOST the letter!?
11340What the HECK!? How!? Why!?
11341Ughhh... This is unbelievable.
11342I should be really disappointed in you.
11343But, uh, to tell you the truth, I'm kind of relieved!
11344While you were gone, I actually wrote a WAY BETTER letter!
11345And this time, you WON'T lose it!!!
11346I guarantee it!!!
11347(You got the Undyne Letter EX.)
11348Hey, I have something to give you...
11349But you're carrying way too much!!!
11350Um, so, I have a favor to ask you.
11351Uuuuh, I... I need you to deliver this letter.
11352To Dr. Alphys.
11353Huh!? Why don't I do it myself...?
11354...um. W-well...
11355I-it's kind of personal, but we're friends... so...
11356I'll t-tell you...
11357Hotland SUUUUCKS!!! I don't wanna have to go over there!!!
11358So here you go.
11359(You got the Undyne's Letter.)
11360Oh, and if you read it...
11361I'll KILL you.
11362Thanks so much! You're the best!!
11363Hey, Alphys! Alphys!
11364Do you think we can watch something with fighting next?
11365Oh, and then... Something... With princesses!?
11366Or FIGHTING princesses!?
11367I-I'll see if I can manage to find any like that, Undyne.
11368Yayyyyy!
11369Hey Frisk, why don't you go say hi to Napstablook?
11370Oh, tell them I said hi, too!
11371SO, ASGORE...
11372HOW ABOUT MAKING ME A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD?
11373Well, Papyrus, now that the war is over...
11374We might not need the Royal Guard anymore.
11375WHAT!?
11376THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE HUMAN'S QUEST!?
11377THEY JOURNEYED ALL THAT WAY...
11378AND I'M STILL NOT A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD!?
11379TRULY, THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE ENDING.
11380IT SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY BOTCHED YOUR QUEST, FRISK.
11381BUT, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
11382WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND!!!
11383no matter how hard you try to get rid of him.
11384HEY!
11385THAT'S TRUE.
11386FRISK, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A WALK AROUND?
11387frisk, why don't you fly? it's faster.
11388YEAH, FRISK, WHY DON'T YOU FLY?
11389Hmmm... Flying sounds a little dangerous.
11390But they CAN'T fly.
11391Not with THAT attitude!
11392FRISK... TAKE A HIKE.
11393HIKING IS GOOD FOR YOUR BONES.
11394On second thought, maybe I WON'T write fanfic of real people.
11395I mean, isn't real life already the greatest fanfiction of all?
11396Uh, don't tell anyone I said that.
11397Cause I'm gonna post it online!
11398I sure am excited to finally use the human internet.
11399I bet they have all sorts of things Undyne and I can watch!
11400Oh man!!!
11401We're gonna be able to watch anime online!?
11402Of course, Undyne!
11403What do you think we've been fighting for all along?
11404yeah, what do you...
11405whoops.
11406Jinx! I knew you were gonna make that joke!
11407WAIT, ALPHYS, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW SANS.
11408Well... I...
11409doesn't everybody?
11410Who the hell is Sans?
11411Who the HECK is Sans?
11412TORIEL!?!?!
11413Hey Frisk, why don't you go look for Mettaton?
11414He was here for a while, too...
11415But he said he had to go somewhere.
11416Howdy, Frisk.
11417Sorry about almost trying to take your SOUL.
11418I feel very bad about it.
11419I hope we can still be pals.
11420Hey, don't worry about it, ASGORE.
11421I think everybody's tried to kill Frisk at least once.
11422Oh... I see!
11423In that case, I'm not sorry, Frisk.
11424ASGORE! That's not what I meant!
11425Oh, Frisk, if you're not busy...
11426On nice days, you should walk around and have a good time.
11427That's important.
11428Ready?
11429(The way is blocked by two padlocks.) (There's a note attached.)
11430(Howdy! I'm in the garden.)
11431(If you have anything you need to get off your chest, please don't hesitate to come.)
11432(The keys are in the kitchen and the hallway.)
11433(He leaves them in the kitchen and the hallway.)
11434(You'll need both keys to get through.)
11435(There are two keys.)
11436(You unlocked the chain.)
11437(I unlocked the chain.)
11438(You took the key and put it on your phone's key-chain.)
11439How tense...
11440Just think of it like...
11441A visit to the dentist.
11442Are you ready?
11443If you are not, I understand.
11444I am not ready either.
11445Dum dee dum...
11446Oh? Is someone there?
11447Just a moment!
11448I have almost finished watering these flowers.
11449Curious. I've never seen a plant... Cry before.
11450...Here we are!
11451Howdy! How can I...
11452Oh.
11453I so badly want to say, "would you like a cup of tea?"
11454You know how it is.
11455Nice day today, huh?
11456Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
11457Perfect weather for a game of catch.
11458You know what we must do.
11459When you are ready, come into the next room.
11460You must be the one that flower just warned me about.
11461Howdy!
11462Erm... What kind of monster are you...?
11463Sorry, I cannot tell.
11464Well, we can always
11465EndMet
11466endmet
11467MeetLv1
11468ml1
11469Pass
11470pass
11471So you finally made it.
11472The end of your journey is at hand.
11473In a few moments, you will meet the king.
11474Together...
11475You will determine the future of this world.
11476That's then.
11477Now.
11478You will be judged.
11479You will be judged for your every action.
11480You will be judged for every EXP you've earned.
11481What's EXP?
11482It's an acronym.
11483It stands for "execution points."
11484A way of quantifying the pain you have inflicted on others.
11485When you kill someone, your EXP increases.
11486When you have enough EXP, your LOVE increases.
11487LOVE, too, is an acronym.
11488It stands for "Level of Violence."
11489A way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt.
11490The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself.
11491The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt.
11492The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.
11493So you finally made it...
11494Now, you understand.
11495It's time to begin your judgment.
11496Look inside yourself.
11497Have you really done the right thing?
11498And, considering what you've done...
11499What will you do now?
11500Take a moment to think about this.
11501...but you. you never gained any LOVE.
11502'course, that doesn't mean you're completely innocent or naive.
11503just that you kept a certain tenderness in your heart.
11504no matter the struggles or hardships you faced...
11505you strived to do the right thing.
11506you refused to hurt anyone.
11507even when you ran away, you did it with a smile.
11508you never gained LOVE, but you gained love.
11509does that make sense?
11510maybe not.
11511...now.
11512you're about to face the greatest challenge of your entire journey.
11513your actions here...
11514will determine the fate of the entire world.
11515if you refuse to fight...
11516asgore will take your soul and destroy humanity.
11517but if you kill asgore and go home...
11518monsters will remain trapped underground.
11519what will you do?
11520well, if i were you, i would have thrown in the towel by now.
11521but you didn't get this far by giving up, did you?
11522that's right.
11523you have something called "determination."
11524so as long as you hold on...
11525so as long as you do what's in your heart...
11526i believe you can do the right thing.
11527alright.
11528we're all counting on you, kid.
11529good luck.
11530MeetLv2
11531ml2
11532truthfully, it doesn't really matter what you said.
11533all that's important is that you were honest with yourself.
11534what happens now...
11535we leave up to you.
11536pepis
11537Then why'd you kill my brother?
11538You dirty brother killer.
11539MeetLv
11540ml
11541huh? you look bored.
11542i get the feeling you aren't gonna learn anything from this.
11543well, guess I gotta judge you then.
11544come on. really?
11545lv2... seems like you messed up the slightest amount.
11546welp. that's pretty sad.
11547you probably weren't even aware of what you were doing...
11548and when you learned, it was too late.
11549nah, just kidding.
11550who gets to lv2 on accident? get outta here.
11551lv3...
115523's just an ok number, i guess.
11553i'll give you a C+.
11554you can do better, right?
11555hmmm... over lv3, huh.
11556you killed some people on purpose, didn't you?
11557that's probably bad.
11558though, maybe some of it was in self- defense...
11559i don't know. help me out here.
11560i wasn't watching.
11561anyways, don't do that.
11562hmmm... over lv9, huh.
11563that's over halfway to lv20, the maximum.
11564but don't think that means you're still 50- percent good.
1156550-percent, 20-percent.
11566those are both still failing grades.
11567besides. chances are...
11568i've already tried to steer you in the right direction.
11569so what can i say?
11570what can i say that will change the mind of a being like you...?
11571hmmm... over lv14, huh.
11572well, hmmm... judgment-wise...
11573you're a pretty bad person.
11574you wander around, looking for people...
11575killing them to take their money.
11576that's just plain messed up.
11577and what's worse, is that as bad as you are...
11578you aren't anywhere near as bad as you could be.
11579you pretty much suck at being evil.
11580honestly, it's super embarrassing.
11581but maybe you'd be better...
11582at not killing anyone?
11583crazy idea, huh?
11584let me know how that one goes.
11585...huh?
11586what's with that look in your eye?
11587did you go through and kill someone...
11588just to see what i'd say about it?
11589wow.
11590you're a pretty gross person, huh?
11591huh? you STILL look bored.
11592okay then, consider our session over.
11593wait a second.
11594that look on your face while i was talking...
11595you've already heard my spiel, haven't you?
11596i suspected something like this.
11597you're always acting like you know what's going to happen.
11598like you've seen it all before.
11599so... i have a request for you.
11600i kind of have a secret codeword that only i know.
11601so i know if someone tells it to me...
11602they'll have to be a time traveller.
11603crazy, right?
11604anyway, here it is...
11605(whisper, whisper)
11606i'm counting on you to come back here and tell me that.
11607see you later.
11608huh? do you have something to say to me?
11609what? a codeword? can you speak a little louder?
11610did you...
11611...just say "i'm a stupid doodoo butt?"
11612wow. i can't believe you would say that.
11613not only is that completely infantile...
11614but it's also my secret codeword.
11615that, however, isn't good enough.
11616what you need is the secret secret codeword.
11617it's only for people that know the secret codeword.
11618anyway, here it is...
11619(whimsper, whimsper)...
11620...just say "i'm the legendary fartmaster?"
11621wow.
11622that's... uh... really childish.
11623why would you think that was a secret secret codeword?
11624whoever told you that is a dirty liar.
11625i don't have a secret secret codeword.
11626however.
11627i do have a secret secret triple-secret codeword.
11628which you just said.
11629so, i guess you're qualified.
11630here's the key to my room.
11631it's time...
11632you learned the truth.
11633(When you looked, the key was already on your keychain.)
11634huh? triple secret codeword?
11635nah, i'm out of material.
11636(You felt something on your keychain.)
11637sansf
11638sansk
11639heya.
11640you've been busy, huh?
11641so, i've got a question for ya.
11642do you think even the worst person can change...?
11643that everybody can be a good person, if they just try?
11644you look frustrated about something.
11645guess i'm pretty good at my job, huh?
11646hmm. that expression...
11647that's the expression of someone who's died twice in a row.
11648suffice to say, you look really... unsatisfied.
11649all right.
11650how 'bout we make it a third?
11651that's the expression of someone who's died thrice in a row.
11652hey, what comes after "thrice," anyway?
11653wanna help me find out?
11654that's the expression of someone who's died quice in a row.
11655quice? frice?
11656welp, won't have to use it again anyways.
11657that's the expression of someone who's died five times in a row.
11658convenient, huh? that's one for each finger.
11659but soon...
11660you'll need a cool mutant hand to count all of your deaths.
11661that's the expression of someone who's died six times in a row.
11662that's the number of fingers on a mutant hand.
11663you'll need to find a mutant hand with even more fingers.
11664that's the expression of someone who's died seven times in a row.
11665hey, that's good. seven's supposed to be a lucky number.
11666who knows, maybe you'll hit the jackpot...
11667and that number will multiply tenfold.
11668that's the expression of someone who's died eight times in a row.
11669that's the number of fingers on a spider.
11670wait, don't spiders have legs?
11671nope, wait, that's definitely nine, sorry.
11672or was it ten?
11673that's the expression of someone who's died ten times in a row.
11674hey, congrats! the big one-oh!
11675let's invite all your friends over for a big shindig.
11676we can have pie, and hot dogs, and...
11677hmmm... wait. something's not right.
11678you don't have any friends.
11679that's the expression of someone who's died eleven times in a row.
11680well, give or take.
11681there's nuance to this stuff.
11682don't think i'll be able to count very well from here.
11683count for me, ok?
11684we'll start from 12.
11685let's just get to the point.
11686that expression that you're wearing...
11687well, i won't grace it with a description.
11688you're really kind of a freak, huh?
11689heh heh heh heh...
11690all right.
11691well, here's a better question.
11692do you wanna have a bad time?
11693'cause if you take another step forward...
11694you are REALLY not going to like what happens next.
11695welp.
11696sorry, old lady.
11697this is why i never make promises.
11698threshold
11699exception
11700OK! Y-you should... You should...
11701Head to the... Head to the...
11702I... I...
11703I don't know?
11704This doesn't look like my map at all...
11705I'm sorry... I... I...
11706I have to go.
11707W-wait! No, I think you should h-head up!
11708A crossroads... Uhh...
11709Uhhh...
11710Tr... Try heading to the right!
11711Looks like you can't proceed until you hit the switch.
11712B-but, those lasers will activate when you do.
11713Ummm... Looks like they'll come in this order:
11714Orange. Orange. Blue.
11715G-got it? Move until the third one!
11716Alright, now just keep heading up!
11717...That pit... Isn't on my map.
11718Forget it! Let's try the left side!
11719H-hey, aren't you gonna use the elevator?
11720I guess you can go this way!
11721If there wasn't a huge pit in the way...?
11722Wh... where'd this pit come from?
11723You should be able to walk across here...
11724Ready? This is it!
11725Take the elevator up to the top of the CORE!
11726Ring...
11727Hi, Alphys here!
11728This room is like the room we saw before.
11729There are two puzzles to the north and south...
11730You'll have to solve them both to proceed!
11731A-also... I'd like to say!
11732I don't really... Like giving away puzzle solutions.
11733But if you need help, just call me, ok?
11734Actually, wait, I have an idea!
11735Let's be friends on UnderNet!
11736Then you can just ping me when you need help!
11737Wait, we're already friends, aren't we?
11738I signed you up, didn't I?
11739You've been reading my posts the whole time...
11740Well! I hope! You agree with me! About Mew Mew 2!
11741Uh, h-h-hey!
11742I'm going to the bathroom, so I'll be MIA for a bit.
11743I'm... I'm sure you can handle this puzzle yourself!
11744S-see that building in the distance?
11745That's the CORE. The source of all power for the underground.
11746It converts geothermal energy into magical electricity, by...
11747Uhh, anyway, that's where we're going to go.
11748In the CORE is an elevator directly to ASGORE's castle.
11749And from there... You can go home.
11750Uuuh, I think... Umm...
11751Hey! About the puzzles on the left and right...!
11752They're a bit difficult to explain, but...
11753...uhhh, you already s-solved them?
11754Awesome!
11755Alphys! Here!
11756Th-that blue laser seems totally impassable!
11757B-b-but!
11758As the Royal Scientist, I h-have some tricks up my sleeve!
11759I'll h-hack into th-the Hotland laser database and take it out!
11760A-another laser, huh?
11761I'm sorry, I won't play around this time.
11762Hold on a second!!
11763Your next location is that door up north.
11764But! It's locked by two switched to the east and west.
11765So!!! Head to those rooms first!!!
11766I.M.O!!!!
11767Acronyms kind of lose their punch out loud, huh?
11768A-A-Alphys here!!!!
11769Th... the northern door will stay locked until you...
11770S-solve the puzzles on the right and left!
11771I... I think you sh-should g-g-go to the right first!
11772H... h... hi...
11773It's me... Dr. Alphys... I said I would guide you...?
11774But, um, I'm not very good at talking on the phone.
11775Errrr, anyway! See those lasers?
11776Try to remember your elementary bullet pattern class.
11777Orange attacks can't hurt you if you're moving.
11778Blue attacks can't hurt you if you're standing still.
11779These lasers are the same way!
11780It's, it's sort of like that episode where they...
11781(Crash! Bang! Boom!)
11782Uhhhhh, gotta go! Talk to you later!
11783Uhh! H-hi, so, the blue lasers...
11784Uhh! I mean, Alphys here! Hi!
11785The blue lasers won't hurt you if you don't move!
11786O-orange ones, um... Y-you have to be moving, and they...
11787Um, they won't, um...
11788Move through those ones!
11789Uhh, bye!
11790Click...?
11791(Whoever was calling hung up before you answered it.)
11792HOWDY!
11793IF IT ISN'T MY GOOD FRIEND, WHO TRUSTS ME.
11794THIS IS PAPYRUS. YOUR ALSO MUTUAL FRIEND.
11795ALPHYS AND I FINISHED OUR TRAINING EARLY.
11796VERY EARLY.
11797SO I SENT HER HOME.
11798VERY HOME.
11799UH... NOW.
11800I FEEL STRONGLY AND FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
11801YOU SHOULD ALSO GO... THERE.
11802TO HER. LAB... HOUSE.
11803I HAVE ONLY GOOD FEELINGS ABOUT THIS.
11804GOODBYE.
11805H... hi...! It's Dr. Alphys.
11806This p-puzzle is kinda... um... timing- based.
11807Y-you see those switches over there?
11808Y-you'll have to press all three of them within 3 seconds.
11809I'll t-try to help you with the rhythm!
11810ALPHYS updated status. oopswait how's the humnan doing
11811ALPHYS updated status. Top 10 Shows That Make You Forget To Do Your Frickin Job
11812ALPHYS updated status. OMG? ppl think Mew Mew 2 is better than Mew Mew 1?
11813LOLLLLL that's a joke right...
11814ALPHYS updated status. omg... DONT THEY GET IT RUINS Mew Mew's ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC
11815ALPHYS updated status. My Mew Mew 2 Review:
11816Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 Is Neither Kissy Nor Cutie. Its Trash. 0 stars
11817ALPHYS updated status. that's the last time i try to help with a puzzle lmao
11818ALPHYS posted a picture. dinner with the girlfriend ;)
11819(It's a picture of a catgirl figurine next to a bowl of instant noodles.)
11820CoolSkeleton95 posted a picture. ARE WE POSTING HOT "PICS???" HERE IS ME AND MY COOL FRIEND
11821(It's a picture of Papyrus flexing in front of a mirror.) (He is wearing sunglasses.)
11822(Giant muscular biceps are pasted onto his arms.)
11823(The biceps are also wearing sunglasses.)
11824ALPHYS updated status. LOL, CoolSkeleton95! ... that's a joke, right?
11825CoolSkeleton95 updated status. THE ONLY JOKE HERE, IS HOW STRONG MY MUSCLES ARE.
11826ALPHYS updated status. whatever!!! i'll just explain it!!!
11827ALPHYS updated status. wonder if it would be unfun if i explained the puzzle...
11828ALPHYS updated status. Oh My God i Forgot to Tell THem Where To Go
11829ALPHYS posted a picture. CUte PIC OF ME RIGHT NOW .
11830(It's a photo of a garbage can with several pink, glittery filters over it.)
11831ALPHYS updated status. OMG I DID IT!!!
11832claws haven't shook like that since undyne called me to ask about the weather... v.v
11833ALPHYS updated status. WAIT THERE'S NO WEATHER DOWN HERE WHY DID SHE CALL ME
11834ALPHYS updated status. I HATE USING THE PHONE I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS LMAO .
11835ALPHYS updated status. omg ive had my claw over the last digit for 5 minutes
11836omg i'm just gonna do it i'm just gonna call!!!!
11837ALPHYS updated status. gonna call them in a minute!!! =.=
11838ALPHYS updated status. for now i gotta call up the human and guide them =.=
11839ALPHYS updated status. well i know she's unbeatable i'll ask her abt it later .
11840ALPHYS updated status. just realized i didn't watch undyne fight the human v.v
11841ALPHYS updated status. (PIC OF ME GIVING A THUMBS UP AS I BACKFLIP INTO THE SUN)
11842ALPHYS updated status. OH MY GOD HOW DID THAT EVEN END UP WORKING LMAO
11843knock
11844(Doesn't seem like anyone's home.)
11845(If someone's there, they aren't answering the door.)
11846(No one is home.) (And you get the feeling no one ever will be.)
11847(You hear irritated groans from the inside.)
11848(Sounds like only fire lives here now.)
11849Who's there? I'm in the middle of my favorite TV program.
11850I know, I know... Staring at a screen... Sounds like a boring hobby.
11851But TV offers an escape to another world. We really need that.
11852You wanna watch too? Sorry, this is a one-player TV show.
11853Ahh, what a beautiful knock...! Maybe if I don't answer, I'll hear it again.
11854Ahh, my patience rewards me.
11855Ahh...
11856(No answer.)
11857specialread
11858cantalk
11859Only the fearless may proceed. Brave ones, foolish ones. Both walk not the middle road.
11860Stay on the path.
11861The western room is the eastern room's blueprint.
11862Three out of four grey rocks recommend you push them.
11863(There's an ant-sized frog in a crack in the wall...) (It waves at you.)
11864There is just one switch.
11865The far door is not an exit. It simply marks a rotation in perspective.
11866If you can read this, press the blue switch.
11867If you can read this, press the red switch.
11868If you can read this, press the green switch.
11869These books are worn... They must have been read many times.
11870(There's an old calendar from the end of 201X.) (A date is circled on it.)
11871(The date I came here.)
11872The ends of the tools have been filed down to make them safer.
11873Seems like gardening tools.
11874Look at these cool toys! They don't interest you at all.
11875(Dusty toys.)
11876Throne Room
11877(It's a coffin.) (There's a name engraved on it.)
11878("
11879.")
11880(The coffin is empty...?)
11881(You didn't notice before, but there's something like...)
11882(... mummy wrappings at the bottom of it.)
11883(It's as comfortable as it looks.)
11884It's TORIEL's sock collection.
11885(You came all the way back here to look at Toriel's socks.)
11886(You have great priorities in life.)
11887It's a clothes drawer. There are robes, button-up shirts...
11888...and a pink, hand-knit sweater that says "Mr. Dad Guy."
11889Still has that sweater.
11890(It's just a chair.)
11891(It's a throne.)
11892"Room under renovations."
11893For some reason, there is a brand-name chocolate bar in the fridge.
11894(The fridge is full of unopened containers of snails.)
11895No chocolate.
11896...!? There's a camera hidden in the bushes.
11897(His.)
11898There's a switch hidden in the snow. Click!
11899The switch is stuck now.
11900There's a switch here. It's been depressed with vines.
11901On the floor inside is a box of pomeraisins.
11902(It's a school report about monster funerals.)
11903Monster funerals, technically speaking, are super crap.
11904When monsters die, their bodies turn into dust.
11905One time this kid at my school went missing for a week and everyone thought he was dead...
11906But then he came back!!!
11907Turns out he was visiting his girlfriend in Hotland and and didn't tell anyone!
11908To be scientific, it sucks that no one ever knows if anyone's dead or alive.
11909So yeah, what do we do at funerals, anyway?
11910Professionally speaking:
11911DUH!!!
11912We pour the dust on whatever that person liked.
11913Then they will live on... ... in that object... ... symbolically...
11914Uhhh, did I reach the page minimum yet? I'm kinda sick of writing.
11915Monster funerals, technically speaking, are cool as heck.
11916When monsters get old and kick the bucket, they turn into dust.
11917At funerals, we take that dust and spread it on that person's favorite thing.
11918Then their essence will live on in that thing...
11919Uhhh, am I at the page minimum yet? I'm kinda sick of writing this.
11920Mom says that sleeping can recover your health above your maximum HP.
11921...what's maximum HP?
11922Mom says that we can go to the surface world now!
11923...what's so great about that, anyway? I don't wanna move.
11924(It's merely a decoy.)
11925"The power to take their SOULs."
11926"This is the power that the humans feared."
11927(Ancient writing covers the walls... you can just make out the words.)
11928"The War of Humans and Monsters."
11929The northern room hides a great treasure.
11930Hurt, beaten, and fearful for our lives, we surrendered to the humans.
11931Seven of their greatest magicians sealed us underground with a magic spell.
11932Anything can enter through the seal, but only beings with a powerful SOUL can leave.
11933However... There is a prophecy.
11934The Angel... The One Who Has Seen The Surface...
11935They will return. And the underground will go empty.
11936The ancient glyphs have been painted over with a list of 21 different flavors.
11937Achoo! Tried to catch a bug, but I just caught a cold...
11938The humans, afraid of our power, declared war on us.
11939They attacked suddenly, and without mercy.
11940Without candles or magic to guide them Home, the monsters used crystals to navigate.
11941(It's beat-up figurine of a female human with cat ears.)
11942(Scientific books.) (They seem very dusty.)
11943(It's a fridge.) (It's strangely warm.)
11944MILK? EGGS? IN THE FRIDGE?
11945NO WAY, DARLING! THEY'D GET COLD!!!
11946Um, is it really a good idea to be getting a snack?
11947Well, I guess I really shouldn't judge you...
11948After all, I'm the one eating potato chips in my PJs!
11949Uhhh, I mean... H-hey, go over to the right!
11950H-hey! Head over to the right!
11951I hate cold food.
11952So Alphys fixed up my fridge so it heats up food instead!
11953Hot Fridge... The world's greatest invention!
11954This oven is some top-of-the-line MTT thing.
11955But, y'know, as much as technology advances...
11956Nothing beats food home-cooked with fire magic.
11957(It looks like some sort of powerful bracelet...)
11958(Wait.) (It's just a croissant...)
11959(It's just a regular wall.)
11960(East...) (The End.)
11961(Solve this puzzle, and The End will open.)
11962(Traverse the northern room, and The End will open.)
11963(I cannot fight.) (I cannot think.)
11964(But, with patience, I will make my way through.)
11965(Get lost...) (And stay that way.)
11966(Why not relax and have a nice snack?)
11967(It's completely trashed.) (There's no way it could ever be repaired.)
11968(It's out of batteries.)
11969ENTRY NUMBER 1
11970This is it... Time to do what the King has asked me to do.
11971I will create the power to free us all.
11972I will unleash the power of the SOUL.
11973(It seems to be turned off.)
11974POWER ROOM
11975ENTRY NUMBER 6
11976ASGORE asked everyone outside the city for monsters that had "fallen down."
11977Their bodies came in today.
11978They're still comatose... And soon, they'll all turn into dust.
11979But what happens if I inject "determination" into them?
11980If their SOULS persist after they perish, then...
11981Freedom might be closer than we all thought.
11982ENTRY NUMBER 9
11983things aren't going well.
11984none of the bodies have turned into dust, so I can't get the SOULs.
11985i told the families that i would give them the dust back for the funerals.
11986people are starting to ask me what's happening.
11987what do i do?
11988ENTRY NUMBER 12
11989nothing is happening. i don't know what to do.
11990i'll just keep injecting everything with "determination."
11991i want this to work.
11992ENTRY NUMBER 14
11993Everyone that had fallen down...
11994...has woken up.
11995They're all walking around and talking like nothing is wrong.
11996I thought they were goners...?
11997ENTRY NUMBER 7
11998We'll need a vessel to wield the monster SOULs when the time comes.
11999After all, a monster cannot absorb the SOULs of other monsters.
12000Just as a human cannot absorb a human SOUL...
12001So then...
12002What about something that's neither human nor monster?
12003ENTRY NUMBER 15
12004Seems like this research was a dead end...
12005But at least we got a happy ending out of it...?
12006I sent the SOULS and the vessel back to ASGORE.
12007And I called all of the families and told them everyone's alive.
12008I'll send everyone back tomorrow. :)
12009ENTRY NUMBER 17
12010monsters' physical forms can't handle "determination" like humans' can.
12011with too much determination, our bodies begin to break down.
12012everyone's melted together...
12013DT EXTRACTION MACHINE STATUS: INACTIVE
12014ENTRY NUMBER 4
12015I've been researching humans to see if I can find any info about their SOULS.
12016I ended up snooping around the castle... And found these weird tapes.
12017I don't feel like ASGORE's watched them...
12018I don't think he should.
12019ENTRY NUMBER 19
12020the families keep calling me to ask when everyone is coming home.
12021what am i supposed to say?
12022i don't even answer the phone anymore.
12023(It's too dark to see near the walls.)
12024(Seems to be turned off.)
12025ENTRY NUMBER 8
12026I've chosen a candidate.
12027I haven't told ASGORE yet, because I want to surprise him with it...
12028In the center of his garden, there's something special.
12029The first golden flower, that grew before all the others.
12030The flower from the outside world.
12031It appeared just before the queen left.
12032I wonder...
12033What happens when something without a SOUL gains the will to live?
12034(None of the buttons work.) (It seems to have lost power.)
12035(The door is jammed shut with vines.)
12036(Seems like another elevator has lost its power.)
12037(The jukebox is broken.)
12038(It's locked.)
12039(It's a worn mattress.) (The sheets are bunched up in a weird, creasy ball.)
12040(There's a photo album inside the drawer.)
12041(There are photos of Sans with a lot of people you don't recognize.)
12042(He looks happy.)
12043(... and, one photo of you standing with Sans and all your friends.)
12044(It's a poster for Mettaton's latest stage performance.)
12045(A tragic tale of two star- crossed lovers, kept apart by the tides of fate...)
12046(Looks like it's almost time for the performance.)
12047(It's locked from the inside.)
12048(There's an inscription on this fountain.)
12049Royal Memorial Fountain Built 201X (Mettaton Added Last Week)
12050(It's a Wall of Fame full of quotes and photos from visiting celebrities.)
12051"The food is to die for!" "Gorgeous style and fragrance!" "My face tastes beautiful!"
12052(... these are all Mettaton.)
12053(It's a lamp.) (There's no lightswitch.)
12054(It says that stars make their own light...)
12055(Rich history of Tem.)
12056(An empty photo frame.) (It's really dusty...)
12057(An empty photo frame.) (Someone's dusted it off.)
12058(It's a family photograph.) (Everyone is smiling.)
12059...
12060It's a history book. Here's a random page...
12061Trapped behind the barrier and fearful of further human attacks, we retreated.
12062Far, far into the earth we walked, until we reached the cavern's end.
12063This was our new home, which we named...
12064"Home."
12065As great as our king is, he is pretty lousy at names.
12066It's a bureau.
12067There's a Santa Claus outfit inside.
12068Nothing useful.
12069(There are photo albums...) (Scrapbooks...) (Books on how to make tea...)
12070(They all seem very worn.)
12071It's a golden flower.
12072Inside is an old calendar from the beginning of 201X.
12073(It's a golden flower.)
12074(It's another throne covered by a white sheet.)
12075Just a regular old bucket of snails.
12076It's an encyclopedia of subterranean plants. You open to the middle...
12077"Typha" - A group of wetland flowering plants with brown, oblong seedpods.
12078Known more commonly as "water sausages."
12079You have seen this type of plant before but do not know its name.
12080Oh! It is a "water sausage."
12081What a nice smell... Too hot to eat, though.
12082The size of the pie intimidates you too much for you to eat it.
12083(Most of the pie is gone.) (There are dog prints in it...)
12084While monsters are mostly made of magic, human beings are mostly made of water.
12085Humans, with their physical forms, are far stronger than us.
12086But they will never know the joy of expressing themselves through magic.
12087They'll never get a bullet- pattern birthday card...
12088It's a door.
12089Bravery. Justice. Integrity. Kindness. Perseverance. Patience.
12090Using these, you were able to win at "Ball Game."
12091(You are awarded 50G.)
12092RED - Try as you might, you continue to be yourself.
12093(You are awarded 10G.)
12094ORANGE - You are the kind of person who rushes fists-first through all obstacles.
12095(You are awarded 5G.)
12096YELLOW - Your sure-fire accuracy put an end to the mayhem of "Ball."
12097(You are awarded 3G.)
12098BLUE - Hopping and twirling, your original style pulled you through.
12099(You are awarded 2G.)
12100GREEN - Your concern and care for "Ball" led you to a delicious victory.
12101(You are awarded 1G.)
12102PURPLE - Even when you felt trapped, you took notes and achieved the end of "Ball."
12103LIGHT BLUE - "Ball" is "Small." You waited, still, for this opportunity...
12104...then dethroned "Ball" with a sharp attack.
12105(You are awarded 4G.)
12106(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
12107Ah! Wow! Woah! It's a "Hole".
12108There's a hole here.
12109(Hers.)
12110THIS IS MY BROTHER'S PET ROCK.
12111HE ALWAYS FORGETS TO FEED IT.
12112AS USUAL, I HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
12113(The rock is covered in sprinkles.)
12114(This rock is covered in sprinkles.)
12115ISN'T THAT FLAG NEATO?
12116UNDYNE FOUND IT AT THE BAY...
12117I THINK IT'S FROM THE HUMAN WORLD?
12118NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
12119WHY WOULD A HUMAN FLAG...
12120HAVE A COOL SKELETON ON IT?
12121WELL... I HAVE A THEORY.
12122I THINK HUMANS...
12123MUST HAVE DESCENDED FROM SKELETONS!!!
12124(It's a beat-up pirate flag.)
12125Why did the humans attack? Indeed, it seemed that they had nothing to fear.
12126Humans are unbelievably strong. It would take the SOUL of nearly every monster...
12127...just to equal the power of a single human SOUL.
12128This power has no counter. Indeed, a human cannot take a monster's SOUL.
12129When a monster dies, its SOUL disappears.
12130And an incredible power would be needed to take the SOUL of a living monster.
12131There is only one way to reverse this spell.
12132If a huge power, equivalent to seven human SOULs, attacks the barrier...
12133It will be destroyed.
12134In the end, it could hardly be called a war.
12135United, the humans were too powerful, and us monsters, too weak.
12136Not a single SOUL was taken, and countless monsters were turned to dust...
12137I'm catching bugs. But the underground doesn't have many...
12138I keep catching the same one.
12139(It's a computer.) (It's accessing some kind of puzzle in Snowdin.)
12140(It's an oven.) (It looks pretty modern.)
12141OH YES! MTT-BRAND OVENS CAN REACH TEMPERATURES UP TO NINE-THOUSAND DEGREES!
12142ROASTING! TOASTING! BURNING! CHARRING! YOU'RE EXCITED, AREN'T YOU, DARLING? (TM)
12143(It's the oven.) (Looks like someone forgot to preheat it.)
12144You wanna see my room?
12145TOO BAD! No nerds allowed!
12146...well, maybe some nerds...
12147You're being kind of creepy.
12148I love how, um, thoughtful Papyrus is...
12149But what the hell am I supposed to do with all these bones?
12150(It's a spider donut.) (It looks more...) (Rubbery than usual.)
12151(North, the warrior's path.) (West, the sage's path.) (Any path leads to The End.)
12152(To the East!) (This is The End.)
12153ENTRY NUMBER 2
12154The barrier is locked by SOUL power..
12155Unfortunately, this power cannot be recreated artificially.
12156SOUL power can only be derived from what was once living.
12157So, to create more, we will have to use what we have now...
12158The SOULs of monsters.
12159ENTRY NUMBER 13
12160one of the bodies opened its eyes.
12161(The clock is broken.)
12162ENTRY NUMBER 10
12163experiments on the vessel are a failure.
12164it doesn't seem to be any different from the control cases.
12165whatever. they're a hassle to work with anyway.
12166the seeds just stick to you, and won't let go...
12167ENTRY NUMBER 16
12168no No NO NO NO NO NO
12169(There are a bunch of VHSes.) (Seems like it's mostly cartoons of some kind.)
12170(They seem to be alphabetized, save for a few stray...) (... sticky ones?)
12171ENTRY NUMBER 11
12172now that mettaton's made it big, he never talks to me anymore.
12173...except to ask when i'm going to finish his body.
12174but i'm afraid if i finish his body, he won't need me anymore...
12175then we'll never be friends ever again.
12176...not to mention, every time i try to work on it, i just get really sweaty...
12177ENTRY NUMBER 20
12178ASGORE left me five messages today.
12179four about everyone being angry
12180one about this cute teacup he found that looks like me
12181thanks asgore.
12182ENTRY NUMBER 18
12183the flower's gone.
12184(It's locked from the inside.)
12185PLEASE DON'T ENTER THE MYSTERIOUS SHACK.
12186HELLO. THAT'S NOT MY HOUSE.
12187THAT'S JUST MY COOL TOOLSHED.
12188Do you call it your COOLSHED!?
12189NO!!! I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!
12190THAT'S WHY WE'RE FRIENDS, UNDYNE.
12191YOU ENRICH MY LIFE WITH SHED- BASED PUNS.
12192That's the only one I've ever made, dude.
12193READY FOR ANOTHER NIGHT IN THE PUNISHMENT SHACK?
12194READY FOR ANOTHER NIGHT IN THE PUNISHMENT SHACK?
12195Oh my GOD, I don't even wanna KNOW.
12196DON'T BE SO JUDGMENTAL, UNDYNE.
12197MY SHACK IS A FOUR STAR ESTABLISHMENT.
12198What, lemme guess.
12199Sometimes you cut a hot dog into the dog food, right?
12200WHAT!?!?
12201HOW'D YOU KNOW?
12202OH MY GOD! NO! I WAS JOKING!!! DON'T DO THIS!!!
12203YOU SHOULD LEARN A PRIVACY.
12204(You can't go through the fire exit because you're not made of fire.)
12205(It's an uncovered pillow.)
12206(You look in the drawer.) (There's some kind of badge.)
12207(It's a performance schedule.) (Comedians, dancers, Sans...) (Seems there's a break now.)
12208(It's some sort of giant bottle of perfume.) (Eau de Rectangle.)
12209(The cap is so comically large, you can't open it.)
12210(Feeling of being watched.)
12211(She's waiting for someone to let her out.)
12212(The gems on the southern wall shine in a spectacular pattern.)
12213(It's a nice thing you can see the southern wall from this angle.)
12214(A box of kids' shoes in a disparity of sizes.)
12215(It's a drawing of a golden flower.)
12216My drawing.
12217(Definitely bigger than a twin-sized bed.)
12218(Earlier, you identified this as bigger than a twin-sized bed.)
12219(But now, you realize it's actually one size bigger than a double.)
12220The coals are still warm.
12221(Macaroni art of a flower.) ('For King Dad!')
12222Inside the drawer are flower seeds and some broken crayons.
12223There is some white fur stuck in the drain.
12224(There is some white fur stuck in the drain.)
12225Because they are made of magic, monsters' bodies are attuned to their SOUL.
12226If a monster doesn't want to fight, its defenses will weaken.
12227And the crueller the intentions of our enemies, the more their attacks will hurt us.
12228Therefore, if a being with a powerful SOUL struck with the desire to kill...
12229Um, let's end the chapter here...
12230...!? There's a camera behind the sentry station.
12231...!? There is a camera behind the... "sentry station."
12232...!? There's a camera hidden inside this lump of snow.
12233...!? There's a camera hidden inside this tree.
12234...!? There's a camera underneath the bridge.
12235...!? There's a camera hidden in the trees here.
12236When four Bridge Seeds align in the water, they will sprout.
12237If an error is made, the Bell Blossom can call Bridge Seeds back to where they started.
12238WISHING ROOM
12239But humans have one weakness. Ironically, it is the strength of their SOUL.
12240Its power allows it to persist outside the human body, even after death.
12241There is only one exception.
12242The SOUL of a special species of monster called a "Boss Monster."
12243A Boss Monster's SOUL is strong enough to persist after death...
12244If only for a few moments.
12245A human could absorb this SOUL. But this has never happened.
12246And now it never will.
12247But this cursed place has no entrances or exits.
12248There is no way a human could come here.
12249We will remain trapped down here forever.
12250A CLASSIC IMAGE.
12251IT ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN LIFE.
12252(It's a painting of a cartoon bone.)
12253(Seems like a nice tree.)
12254(Whenever the girl moves her net, this bug scurries straight into it.)
12255(Seems like the notes to something, but it's all written in chicken scratch.)
12256(It seems like a walkthrough to a game, or...?)
12257(VHSes and DVDs of various cartoons.)
12258(They are all labelled "Human History.")
12259(It's a specifically-regular -sized sink.)
12260THIS ISN'T A SHOW ABOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS, DARLING.
12261THAT'S ON WEDNESDAYS!
12262One time, Alphys's... Uh, friend??? Came over here.
12263All he did was lie seductively on the piano...
12264And fed himself grapes.
12265I don't really like that guy.
12266But I admire his lifestyle.
12267What? I'm not gonna serenade you.
12268ENTRY NUMBER 3
12269But extracting a SOUL from a living monster would require incredible power...
12270Besides being impractical, doing so would instantly destroy the SOUL's host.
12271And, unlike the persistent SOULs of humans...
12272The SOULs of most monsters disappear immediately upon death.
12273If only I could make a monster's SOUL last...
12274(There are a bunch of VHSes.) (Seems like it's mostly cartoons of some kind.)
12275ENTRY NUMBER 21
12276i spend all my time at the garbage dump now
12277it's my element
12278(It's a thank-you letter.) (It's addressed to Santa.)
12279(Blueprints.) (You can't read the symbols they're written in...)
12280(... or maybe it's just the handwriting.)
12281(Looks like they relate to some kind of strange machine.)
12282oh... that's my tv...
12283there's a show i like to watch on it... sometimes...
12284(It's a spooky old TV.) (Most of the buttons are worn away...)
12285(Though the channel changing buttons look good as new.)
12286(Rope.) (Looks like this dog does all its own stunts.)
12287(It's some kind of TV show featuring Mettaton.)
12288(Statue of tem... very famus) (VERY!!!!!!!!!)
12289It's you!
12290Still just you, Frisk.
12291It's me,
12292Despite everything, it's still you.
12293Inside the cupboard are cookie cutters for gingerbread monsters.
12294Where are the knives.
12295The stovetop is very clean. Toriel must use fire magic instead.
12296No one will use this anymore...
12297(It's a note.) Howdy! Help yourself to anything you want!
12298I've read this already.
12299(The stovetop is very clean.) (Someone must use fire magic instead.)
12300Stovetop.
12301(What a comfortable bed.) (If you laid down here, you might not ever get up.)
12302My bed.
12303(It's a twin-sized bed.)
12304His bed.
12305(It's a king-sized bed.)
12306"MONSTER HISTORY PART 4"
12307Fearing the humans no longer, we moved out of our old city, HOME.
12308We braved harsh cold, damp swampland, and searing heat...
12309Until we reached what we now call our capital.
12310"NEW HOME."
12311Again, our King is really bad at names...?
12312Excuse me... Yes, you, with the striped shirt.
12313Can you do something about your friend...?
12314Yes, your friend... The one behind you, with the creepy smile.
12315Hmmm? Where'd your friend go?
12316If a monster defeats a human, they can take its SOUL.
12317A monster with a human SOUL... A horrible beast with unfathomable power.
12318(It's a video feed of your location.)
12319It's you...?
12320(It's a microwave.) (That's great if you're a microwave fan.)
12321MTT-BRAND MICROWAVE! ORIGIN OF THE MTT CHALLENGE!
12322PUT YOUR FOOD IN AND SET THE MICROWAVE ON HIGH FOR FIVE MINUTES...
12323IF YOU CAN STILL RECOGNIZE YOUR MEAL, WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK!!!
12324STILL FIDDLING WITH THAT MICROWAVE, EH, DARLING?
12325CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING TOTALLY ENAMORED WITH AN ELECTRONIC BOX.
12326(In the sink is a teacup in the shape of a fish.)
12327ENTRY NUMBER 5
12328I've done it.
12329Using the blueprints, I've extracted it from the human SOULs.
12330I believe this is what gives their SOULs the strength to persist after death.
12331The will to keep living... The resolve to change fate.
12332Let's call this power...
12333"Determination."
12334(Golden flowers.)
12335(It's Sans's dirty sock pile.) (Sc... scandalous...?)
12336(There's a strange machine behind the curtain.) (It seems to be broken.)
12337(You unlocked the door and entered.)
12338(Finally, the pieces of the puzzle are coming together.) (The jigsaw puzzle.)
12339Huh!? There's a camera behind the waterfall.
12340(There are a lot of striped shirts in here.)
12341Our clothes.
12342(It's ASGORE's journal.) (All the current page says is 'Nice day today!')
12343(The ink is still almost wet.)
12344(The ink's dry now.)
12345The entries are always the same.
12346(It's a teacup shaped like a yellow lizard.) (It's full of soda.)
12347(It's a promo poster for Mettaton's TV premiere.)
12348(On the flap it says "Thank you for making my dreams come true.")
12349(An incredible invention.)
12350(When not in use, this bed folds into an extremely- easy-to-draw box.)
12351(Pink goop drips from this strange machine.)
12352A haunting song echoes down the corridor... Won't you play along?
12353Only the first 8 are fine.
12354(It's an illustration of a strange creature...)
12355(There's something very unsettling about this drawing.)
12356Love, hope, compassion... This is what people say monster SOULs are made of.
12357But the absolute nature of "SOUL" is unknown.
12358After all, humans have proven their SOULs don't need these things to exist.
12359(There's a silverware drawer.) (It has forks, spoons, knives...)
12360(... tiny swords, axes, spears, nunchucks...)
12361I can't believe he leapt through the window like that.
12362Normally he NAILS the landing.
12363(Small puddle forming.)
12364(Medium puddle forming.)
12365(Large puddle forming.)
12366(A small tree is growing in the puddle.)
12367(It's a bathroom sign.)
12368(Inside the drawer is a silver key.)
12369(You put it on your keychain.)
12370(Clothes and trombones are shoved in haphazardly.)
12371(It appears to be a self- sustaining tornado made of trash.)
12372(It's glued to the table.)
12373xstring1
12374xno
12375xstring2
12376yarl
12377offroom
12378left.
12379That comedian...
12380The comedian got away. Failure.
12381Spider Bake Sale All proceeds go to real spiders.
123821234567890123456789012345678901234567890
12383123456789012345678901234567890
12384123456789012345678901234567890
12385Test one.
12386Test two.
12387Test three.
12388Test four.
12389(This is a box.)
12390(You can put an item inside or take an item out.)
12391(The same box will appear later, so don't worry about coming back.)
12392(Sincerely, a box lover.)
12393(Absolutely NO MOVING!!!)
12394North: Ice South: Ice West: Ice
12395East: Snowdin Town
12396(... and ice)
12397SMELL DANGER RATING
12398Snow Smell - Snowman WHITE Rating Can become YELLOW Rating
12399Unsuspicious Smell - Puppy BLUE Rating Smell of rolling around.
12400Weird Smell - Humans GREEN Rating Destroy at all costs!
12401Warning: Dog Marriage
12402(Yes, you read that correctly.)
12403Turn every X into an O. Then press the switch.
12404AWARE OF DOG pleas pet dog
12405(Woof.)
12406(You will not slide on an X, O, or triangle.)
12407(You can put an item in or take an item out.)
12408(Why would you, though???) (You can't use items when they're in the box!)
12409(Sincerely, a box hater.)
12410(This sign is written in very neat cursive.)
12411Do not destroy the science grass.
12412It is used for science.
12413You failed the puzzle!
12414It's a crystal. You've never seen one like this before.
12415(Please take one.)
12416North: Blook Acres East: Hotland ???: Temmie Village
12417(It's a stable for snails.) (A snable.)
12418This is a damned test!
124190. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1.
12420(Last chance to wish before Hotland.) (Careful of pollen.)
12421(Don't want to walk to the other side of town?)
12422(Try the undersnow tunnels!) (They're efficiently laid out.)
12423East: Burgertown North: Cord West: Restraint
12424This area's not done so no fun is allowed here yet.
12425Signed, the Manmengent
12426hOI!! welcom to... TEM VILLAGE!!!
12427hOI!! u shud check out... TEM SHOP!!!
12428yaYA!! i AGREES!! shud check... TEM SHOP!!!
12429Learning how to draw? Come to the Art Lessons on the second floor!
12430Located in a similar place.
12431(It's a trash can.)
12432(It's full of crumpled-up recipes for butterscotch pie.)
12433(It's a trophy.) (Number 1 Nose-Nuzzle Champs '98!)
12434This cheese has been here so long, a magical crystal has grown around it.
12435(Seems like the mouse has freed some of the cheese from the crystal somehow.)
12436What's a star?
12437Can you touch it?
12438Can you eat it?
12439Can you kill it?
12440Are you a star?
12441What are you holding? Is that a star?
12442We can go and see the real stars now...
12443But I still don't know what those are.
12444One of the stars faded out.
12445What does that mean...?
12446(It's a dirty sock with a series of notes on it.)
12447SANS! PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SOCK!
12448ok.
12449DON'T PUT IT BACK DOWN! MOVE IT!
12450YOU MOVED IT TWO INCHES! MOVE IT TO YOUR ROOM!
12451AND DON'T BRING IT BACK!
12452IT'S STILL HERE!
12453didn't you just say not to bring it back to my room?
12454FORGET IT!
12455What. What? WHAT!?
12456It's a living.
12457So, you helped get us all free...
12458I guess I really acted like a dummy to you.
12459Sorry for acting like a dummy before.
12460You've really helped me out!!
12461(It's a snail.)
12462(For some reason, you can't help but wonder what it tastes like...)
12463(You wonder if Toriel has seen it.)
12464Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
12465Boo-hoo, boo-hoo, umbrella boo-hoo.
12466Boo-hoo, triumphant boo-hoo.
12467We were hanging out when suddenly, a buncha puzzles reactivated out of nowhere.
12468This is a huge problem... It rules! They've GOTTA cancel school over this!
12469Wait a second... Auuuugh, it's summer vacation!
12470Hey, did you hear? The barrier's opened up!
12471Now school HAS to be cancelled, right!?
12472Why should we bother going to school, anyway...?
12473This world's got no future.
12474Finally! Someone turned off that laser!
12475Now that we're free we can... Well, uh, I guess we'll just keep standing here.
12476Hm? Nice try, but your loitering technique still needs work.
12477There will be lots of places to loiter on the surface, I bet.
12478Loitering around... What's the point?
12479The way to work is blocked, so I had time to catch Mettaton's show on my phone...
12480The special effects were amazing today! That human almost looked REAL!
12481Of course, an experienced viewer like me knows CGI when they see it...
12482The barrier's opened up, so we don't have to go to work today.
12483I mean, sure, we're free, but it's the little things, you know?
12484That last episode had me really shaken...
12485But Mettaton's OK. Everyone knows it's just CGI!
12486Mettaton? Yeah, he's the most popular star in the underground!
12487His fan club probably has at least two... no, THREE dozen members!
12488And that's not even counting me!
12489Today, we all started as co-workers...
12490Who knows what we'll be tomorrow?
12491What a heartbreaker.
12492I bet his fanclub's almost doubled in size from that!
12493(There's a piece of cheese inside this computerized laser-safe.)
12494(The lasers have melted the edges of the cheese...) (It's stuck to the table.)
12495(Seems like the mouse hacked the safe and took the cheese out.)
12496It's so nice to have you over!
12497Why not take a seat at the table?
12498Sit at the freakin' table, you little nerd.
12499I... I... I ended up buying a donut...
12500I... I... I didn't want to, but that girl... even though I told her no, she...
12501...kept staring at me in this creepy way and licking her lips.
12502N... now I'm outta cash.
12503Maybe I can sell it online and double my money back...
12504On the surface, I won't buy any donuts from spiders.
12505That's my resolution.
12506(It's just a regular flower.)
12507From now on, call me "Jimmy Hotpants."
12508...what?
12509(It's an empty dog food bowl.)
12510(It's a treadmill.) (There's a message attached.)
12511"the truth is that you got owned, nerd......"
12512(... he seems happy.)
12513Sn... ow... y...
12514There you are, Frisk-darling.
12515Feast your eyes! Dr. Alphys completed my wonderful new body.
12516Oooh! And did you hear? The barrier's OPEN!
12517I can't wait to see the sun...
12518...the greatest spotlight of all!!
12519Oh yes. I suppose I should thank you, too, darling.
12520Before fighting you, I had...
12521Forgotten how fun it was to perform with others.
12522So I've been searching for HOT TALENTS to fill up my upcoming troupe.
12523So far, Shyren's agreed to be my back-up singer.
12524And Bl... Napstablook, here, will be my sound mixer!
12525The three of us performing together...
12526It really feels overdue, doesn't it?
12527Frisk, darling. Can you help me with something?
12528What kind of merchandise do you think humans would want to buy...?
12529I've thought of a few ideas so far.
12530Buttons (with my face) Stickers (with my face) CDs (with my face)
12531Posters (with my face) T-shirts (with my face) Underwear (with my face)
12532...and plush dolls of TORIEL.
12533But, you know. With my face instead of hers.
12534So what do you think?
12535(A yes or no prompt was not provided.)
12536Fabulous! I completely agree!
12537Oh, Frisk. Why don't you go see how Alphys is doing?
12538Since the flash of light she's been working hard to set everything right.
12539Ha-Ha. About time, huh?
12540(By barking with text-to-speech on, the dog accidentally programmed a whole game.)
12541(Hmmm... seems fine.)
12542Blub blub... You'll have to reserve a table to eat here.
12543You'll also need to reserve your chair, your silverware, your food, your...
12544Blub blub... Now we can live life without reservations.
12545Blub blub... Mettaton isn't here to press his face into the steaks.
12546He told me that if he ever disappeared, we could use my face instead...
12547But, I'm nervous. What if my face doesn't taste very good...?
12548As I came in, I realized I forgot to make a reservation.
12549But I didn't want to look like I messed up. So I kept walkin' in anyway.
12550Now I'm just... kinda... Consuming dew off this ficus.
12551Oh, we're all free?
12552Oh... Guess I can... Stop lickin' this ficus.
12553...but I don't want to look like I messed up, so I'll keep going...
12554What would Mettaton think if he saw me licking this plant of his...?
12555Eh... who cares.
12556I work at the CORE. The inside is a maze made of swappable parts...
12557That means we can shuffle the layout at will.
12558Boy, was today a FUN day! I sure love PUZZLE!!!
12559So, if we're leaving, will my job...?
12560Ugh, and I just got a raise! Well, guess every apple has its CORE, heheh.
12561Today, we received the promise of a lot of money from a strange source.
12562It may not be kosher, but... Whew! I love puzzle!
12563Originally, we dug mazes with puzzles in order to foil human attacks.
12564But now, building things winding and confusing.... It's some awful tradition.
12565You can't go (ugh) two feet without being up to your armpits in puzzles.
12566The surface world... Really!
12567Maybe I'll be able to go two feet without running into a puzzle.
12568One thing I can say...
12569I respect Mettaton for not putting any puzzles here.
12570At another hotel, I had to find 12 magic keys just to unlock the shower.
12571Mettaton looked really... Really cool in that dress.
12572It sort of makes me feel like I could wear one, too!
12573Mettaton...! He recognized my voice from when I called in, and...
12574He... he gave me his dress! I'm so...! Ha ha ha!
12575Please don't talk to me. I am feeling discouraged about something.
12576Welcome to MTT Resort - Hotland's biggest apartment- building-turned-hotel!
12577Whether you're here for a night or still live here, MTT Resort prides itself on a great stay!
12578Just passing through...? Nice! MTT Resort prides itself on being passed through!
12579Sorry - the resort's shutting down.
12580But I think you'll find it's still great to pass through!
12581Welcome to MTT Resort! Have you seen Mettaton?
12582He hasn't come by lately. I have a lot of respect for that man.
12583I had trouble getting a job because I am so pointy and angular.
12584But, being a rectangle, he understood my struggles.
12585I love hot dogs!
12586Hey... Isn't it weird there's SNOW on that guy's roof?
12587...guess he's just too lazy to clean it off.
12588But the hot dog guy left... Even though all of his stuff is still here.
12589...guess he's just too lazy to clean it away.
12590I wanted another hot dog. But the hot dog guy never came back.
12591Besides that? Today was fine.
12592Count your blessings. Even if you don't get a second hot dog.
12593Toasty bun!
12594(It's hard-boiled.)
12595(You tried to pet the dog, but it collapsed into a pile of fluff...)
12596(Seems like it was actually just a dog-shaped husk of dog residue.)
12597(It's a pile of dog residue.)
12598Weapon: 5AT (
12599AT) Slap 'em.
12600Armor: 7DF (
12601DF) It has abs on it.
12602Heals 11HP x 2 Eat it twice!
12603Heals 22HP It's my own recipe.
12604Take your time.
12605Hello, traveller. How can I help you?
12606But nobody came.
12607Buy
12608Sell
12609Talk
12610Take
12611Steal
12612Read
1261350G - Tough Glove
1261450G - Manly Bandanna
1261515G - Bisicle
1261630G - Bisicle
1261745G - Bisicle
1261870G - Bisicle
1261925G - Cinnamon Bun
1262000G - Tough Glove
1262100G - Manly Bandanna
1262200G - Bisicle
1262300G - Cinnamon Bun
12624What would you like to buy?
12625Thanks for your purchase.
12626Just looking?
12627That's not enough money.
12628You're carrying too much.
12629Buy it for
12630G ?
12631Take it.
12632scr_cost
12633Say hello
12634What to do here
12635Town history
12636Your life
12637What happened
12638Human
12639Ruins
12640Future
12641Care to chat?
12642scr_itemroom
12643Huh? Sell somethin'? Does this look like a pawn shop?
12644I don't know how it works where you come from... but...
12645If I started spending money on old branches and used bandages, I'd be out of business in a jiffy!
12646If you're really hurtin' for cash, then maybe you could do some crowdfunding.
12647I hear people will pay for ANYTHING nowadays.
12648You took 758G from behind the counter.
12649Nothing left.
12650Bye now! Come again sometime!
12651Hiya! Welcome to Snowdin! I can't remember the last time I saw a fresh face around here.
12652Where did you come from? The capital?
12653You don't look like a tourist. Are you here by yourself?
12654I mean, it happened to you, right?
12655There was a strange flash of white light... Then I felt my body being pulled into... something.
12656Then, suddenly, everything was back to normal.
12657You want to know what to do here in Snowdin?
12658Grillby's has food, and the library has information...
12659If you're tired, you can take a nap at the inn. It's right next door - my sister runs it.
12660And if you're bored, you can sit outside and watch those wacky skeletons do their thing.
12661There's two of 'em... Brothers, I think. They just showed up one day and... ... asserted themselves.
12662The town has gotten a lot more interesting since then.
12663I heard that it was all 'cause a human came through here.
12664A human... I can hardly believe it!
12665Well if they decide to stop in, I'll be sure to give them a hero's welcome.
12666Think back to your history class...
12667A long time ago, monsters lived in the RUINS back there in the forest.
12668Long story short, we all decided to leave the ruins and head for the end of the caverns.
12669Along the way, some fuzzy folk decided they liked the cold and set up camp in Snowdin.
12670Oh, and don't think about trying to explore the RUINS...
12671The door's been locked for ages. So unless you're a ghost or can burrow under the door, forget about it.
12672Didja hear? The RUINS have been opened up, and get this...
12673They were opened from the INSIDE.
12674Apparently the Queen had been staying inside there for God knows how long.
12675Pretty unbelievable, huh!?
12676Life is the same as usual.
12677A little claustrophobic...
12678But... we all know deep down that freedom is coming, don't we?
12679As long as we got that hope, we can grit our teeth and face the same struggles, day after day...
12680That's life, ain't it?
12681Well, I suppose I'll move my store to the overworld...
12682...haven't planned much more than that, I'm afraid.
12683(There's a note here.)
12684Please don't hurt my family.
12685Heals 18HP (Looks like a crab.)
12686Heals 10HP SPEED up in battle.
12687Armor: 5DF (
12688DF) Invincible longer
12689Weapon: 2AT (
12690AT) Invincible longer
12691Don't be shy now.
12692Woah there! I've got some neat junk for sale.
12693Wah ha ha! I knew you could do it!
12694Wa ha ha... So you came here. What a treat!
1269525G - Crab Apple
1269618G - Sea Tea
1269730G - Cloudy Glasses
1269855G - Torn Notebook
12699What are you lookin for?
12700Thanks! Wa ha ha.
12701Careful with that.
12702You're a bit short on cash.
12703You're carrying too much!
12704Don't expect a discount.
12705Here we are.
12706Eh? You can't afford it?
12707Don't you have enough?
12708About yourself
12709That emblem
12710Emblem's meaning (NEW)
12711The prophecy (NEW)
12712The prophecy
12713The King
12714About Undyne
12715Fate
12716Threat
12717Fight
12718Hero
12719Fluffybuns Why?
12720Is ASGORE a goat
12721ASGORE and TORIEL
12722Anything you wanna know?
12723Really? YOU wanna chat?
12724Ha! I'm tryin' to get RID of my junk, not get more of it!
12725Though, I've heard if you want to sell stuff, the Temmie Village is your best bet.
12726Where is it?
12727I don't remember.
12728For the last time, I'm not taking it!
12729I wouldn't buy your chitzy garbage at knifepoint.
12730Be careful out there, kid!
12731Good riddance.
12732I've been around a long time. Maybe too long.
12733Studying history sure is easy when you've lived through so much of it yourself! Wa ha ha!
12734Long ago, ASGORE and I agreed that escaping would be pointless...
12735Since once we left, humans would just kill us.
12736I felt a little betrayed when he eventually changed his mind.
12737But now, I think... Maybe he was right to.
12738'Cause after all, even though we never escaped...
12739A human's killing us anyway, ain't that right?
12740OK, OK! I remember it clearly now.
12741It was the monthly address at the castle, and the queen was giving her part on current events.
12742After finishing her update, she moved to pass the microphone to the king.
12743However, she didn't realize the microphone was still in her hands when she said:
12744"Your turn, Fluffybuns."
12745The audience burst into laughter.
12746Realizing what she had said, she started laughing too.
12747After a few moments, the king held up his arms. The crowd grew silent.
12748He leaned towards the microphone, expression... Stern.
12749"Dear citizens." "Thank you for coming here today."
12750"I... King Fluffybuns..."
12751And the rest is history.
12752What's that? You want me to repeat myself?
12753Heck no! Your eyes still work... Go read a book or something! Wahaha!
12754Oh yeah... The prophecy.
12755Legend has it, an 'angel' who has seen the surface will descend from above and bring us freedom.
12756Lately, the people have been taking a bleaker outlook...
12757Callin' that winged circle the 'Angel of Death.'
12758A harbinger of destruction, waitin' to 'free' us from this mortal realm...
12759In my opinion, when I see that little circle...
12760I jus' think it looks neat! Wahaha!
12761That emblem actually predates written history. The original meaning has been lost to time...
12762All we know is that the triangles symbolize us monsters below, and the winged circle above symbolizes...
12763Somethin' else.
12764Most people say it's the 'angel,' from the prophecy...
12765Eh? You don't know what that is?
12766What are they teaching you kids in school nowadays...? Wa ha ha!
12767That's the Delta Rune, the emblem of our kingdom. The Kingdom...
12768...of Monsters.
12769Wahaha! Great name, huh? It's as I always say...
12770Ol' King Fluffybuns can't name for beans!
12771Eh? Goat?
12772Actually, that reminds me. Toriel once wore a flower- patterned muu-muu...
12773Folks kept saying "nice muu- muu" to her, but she kept thinking they were calling her a cow.
12774So she never wore it again.
12775What was the question again?
12776Oh. Right. ASGORE.
12777He's a real interesting type of monster. The strongest type of all.
12778We call 'em Boss Monsters.
12779When they have an offspring, the SOUL power of the parents flows into the child...
12780Causing the child to grow as the parents age.
12781But ASGORE doesn't have a child. So he's been stuck at the same age... And probably will be forever.
12782Huh? What if the child is a human...? What?
12783Nah. That wouldn't work. So if ASGORE's your father, he'll definitely outlive you.
12784I've lived too long to be afraid of something like you.
12785Try it, kiddo!
12786...I know you can't here.
12787Wah ha... Knowledge like that is the only reason I've survived so long.
12788King Fluffybuns? He's a friendly, happy-go-lucky kind of guy...
12789If you keep walking around long enough, you'll probably meet him. He loves to walk around and talk to people.
12790Eh? Why do I call Dreemurr 'Fluffybuns?' Oh, that's a great story!
12791I don't remember it.
12792But if you come back much later, I'm sure I'll have remembered by then.
12793Oh yeah! Of course. Toriel was queen, and Asgore was the king.
12794It was tragic when she left.
12795Since everyone knew she was really the brains behind the throne...
12796But it was also just a teensy, teensy bit relieving, you know?
12797Those two were really insufferable together... Nuzzling noses, bein' all cute n' cuddly in public... Embarrassing their children...
12798They were so sweet it made me SICK. Thank god those days are over!
12799Eh? Fight you?
12800Nah... I'm not a hero. Never was.
12801And b'sides... These old bones aren't fit for fighting anyhoo.
12802One attack from you, and then I'd... well...
12803At least by talking to you, I've bought enough time for some of them to escape.
12804Undyne? Yeah, she's a local hero around here.
12805Through grit and determination alone, she fought her way to the top of the Royal Guard.
12806Actually, she just came through here asking about someone who looked just like you...
12807I'd watch your back, kid. And buy some items... It might just save your hide! Wa ha ha!
12808Undyne. She's really come a long way since she was a little urchin.
12809I used to be a hero myself, back in the old days. Gerson, the Hammer of Justice.
12810When she was younger, Undyne would follow me around, to watch me beat up bad guys...
12811Sometimes she'd even try to help!
12812Though, most of the time the folks she attacked weren't bad guys. It'd be the mailman or something like that.
12813Anyhoo, I appreciated it! Wah ha ha ha!!!
12814I'm not a hero.
12815But I know there's someone out there.
12816Someone who'll never give up trying to do the right thing, no matter what.
12817There's no prophecy or legend 'bout anyone like that.
12818It's just something I know is true.
12819That someone like that will strike you down.
12820cwe
12821bwe
12822Heals 17HP Has a big bite out of it.
12823????? Probably to someone's house LOL
12824SOLD OUT!
12825Armor: 12DF (
12826DF) ATTACK up when worn.
12827Weapon: 12AT (
12828AT) Bullets NOT included.
12829Hey! Check it out!
12830But, like.
12831Yeah! Check it out!
12832Nobody came and stuff.
1283325G - Junk Food
1283400G - Junk Food
12835350G - Empty Gun
12836000G - Empty Gun
12837--- SOLD OUT ---
12838350G - Cowboy Hat
12839000G - Cowboy Hat
12840600G - Mystery Key
12841000G - Mystery Key
12842You should buy ALL our stuff!
12843Bratty! We're gonna be rich!
12844So are you gonna buy it??
12845You need WAY more money.
12846You have TOO many items!!!
12847We're all $$$$$old out! Mee-YOW!
12848soldout
12849About you two
12850Burgerpants (NEW)
12851More Burgerpants (NEW)
12852B.Pants Hangout? (NEW)
12853That Kind of Guy (NEW)
12854About your wares
12855Origin of wares (NEW)
12856Origin of garbage (NEW)
12857Origin of garbage
12858About Mettaton
12859Origin of Mettaton (NEW)
12860About Mettaton (OLD???)
12861About Alphys
12862Royal Scientist (NEW)
12863About ASGORE (NEW)
12864About ASGORE
12865Freedom
12866I'm a human
12867Do You Like Cats
12868So, like, what's up?
12869Thanks, but we, like, don't really need anything.
12870Oh my God. Is that a glamburger?
12871Stole 5G from the till.
12872The till is empty.
12873Like, see you later!
12874Like, later and stuff!
12875I'm Bratty, and this is my best friend, Catty.
12876I'm Catty, and this is my best friend, Bratty.
12877Well, that kind of guy...
12878You hang out with him once, then he wants to hang out...
12879All. The. Time.
12880Oh, uh...
12881OK, like, the annoying thing is...
12882Oh, that guy from the store? Yuck, what a creep.
12883So, we're like, totally free now, huh?
12884Where do we get the garbage?
12885Like, the garbage store, duh!!!
12886I mean, like, where does anyone get guns, or food, or...
12887The stuff inside, is like...
12888Oh, oops, really?
12889Uh, well, when we said, um...
12890We were hyped for the destruction of humanity...
12891We were, just, like, joking, you know?
12892So, like, Dr. Alphys built Mettaton, right?
12893Oh my God. Mettaton.
12894He's like... My robot husband.
12895I think we're like... both going to marry him.
12896Oh my GOD, METTATON.
12897Actually he's like... MY robot husband.
12898We're both like, ALREADY married to him.
12899He just, like, doesn't know it yet.
12900Hmmm... Now that we're gonna be free...
12901Oh my God. Alphys.
12902She used to live on our street.
12903Oh my god, ALPHYS.
12904She was like a big sister.
12905So Alphys has always, like...
12906Oh my God. He's a total goober.
12907Like, I LOVE that guy.
12908God, we're like...
12909SO hyped for the destruction of humanity.
12910He's a big, fuzzy goofball!!
12911He's like, SO nice.
12912God, we're like...
12913SO hyped for the destruction of humanity.
12914Me? Yeah, I LOVE cats!
12915They're, like, SO tasty!!
12916Me? Yeah, I LOVE cats!
12917They're, like, SO cute!!!
12918Hey, this is Bratty!
12919Hey, this is Catty!
12920mew
12921TOTALLY wicked expensive.
12922But, like, this stuff we found is like...
12923TOTALLY wicked cheap.
12924You should...
12925TOTALLY wicked buy all of it?
12926Like...
12927TOTALLY wicked buy all of it?
12928We found it in the garbage!
12929It's GOOD garbage.
12930It's like, really good garbage.
12931.....
12932Waterfall mostly.
12933.....
12934I found a gun in a dumpster!
12935That's like, what they TELL you.
12936But like... Mettaton always acts like...
12937...being built was HIS idea somehow.
12938And even right after he was built...
12939...he acted like Alphys was an old friend.
12940But they're like... Not friends anymore.
12941Yeah!!! Unlike me and Bratty!! Best friends for-EVER!!!
12942I mean, like, if your big sister...
12943Takes you on trips to the dump.
12944She showed us the coolest places to find trash.
12945She was always collecting these weird cartoons.
12946Then she became the Royal Scientist...
12947Yeah, we haven't seen her in forever...
12948Thought ASGORE is a SUPER cutie.
12949So, like, I'm pretty sure she...
12950Made Mettaton to, like, totally impress him.
12951A robot with a SOUL...
12952That's, like, SUPER relevant to his hobbies!
12953So after seeing Mettaton, ASGORE...
12954Asked her to do all this science stuff for him!
12955But nobody's, like, seen anything from her yet.
12956Or... her at all...
12957She must, like, just stay in her lab all day.
12958Like, live a little, girl.
12959Yeah!!! Like us!!!
12960Oh my god, can you go get us some Glamburgers?
12961We don't. Really need. Anything.
12962Wait! I'll pay you 1000G if you get Mettaton to autograph my butt!
12963OH MY GOD!!! GIMME!!!
12964God, Catty. Try to have some self-control.
12965Sorry...
12966'Cause they OBVIOUSLY brought that Glamburger for ME.
12967NOOO WAYYY!!!!!
12968Yeah! He's a creep!
12969But he's kind of cute, too...
12970C'mon, Catty, don't you have ANY standards?
12971Nope!!!
12972He'd be OK if he just treated us with some respect.
12973But he just acts... Really weird.
12974And then acts like it's OUR fault he acts that way!
12975Like, when we asked him to get those Glamburgers...
12976He dropped them and ran away before we could even say anything!
12977We were, like, going to share them.
12978Really? I wasn't.
12979Catty!!
12980Yeah!! He should come look for junk with us!
12981But like, if we let him hang out with us... I just worry it'll...
12982...be really super fun!
12983Um, that was NOT what I was gonna say.
12984But I was close, right!?
12985But don't you feel bad for him, Bratty?
12986Poor Burgerpants...
12987Think about how cool we are compared to him!!!
12988We'd be saving his LIFE with our friendship!!
12989His LIFE, Bratty!!
12990Uh, so?
12991...
12992Think of all the glamburgers he could get for us!!
12993...so is he free after work?
12994Yeah, like, totally free.
12995Like... Cool.
12996Yeah, like, cool.
12997Like, milennia of being imprisoned finally over?
12998Yeah, that's like pretty chill I guess.
12999Did we say that?
13000Probably?
13001It's, like, practically our catchphrase.
13002Really? I thought our catchphrase was...
13003B-B-Bratty's the best, C-C-Catty's the coolest!
13004Um, no?
13005We've like literally NEVER said that.
13006CAN it be though!? CAN it be!?
13007OMG, we can finally fulfill our DREAM of having a pet cat!
13008That's, like, YOUR dream, Catty.
13009But Bratty...
13010I don't wanna have a dream without YOU in it...!
13011Aww... Catty...
13012And, in my dream, YOU clean up after the cat!
13013Catty!!!
13014Bratty NOOOO!!!
13015I'm just kidding!!
13016Kind of.
13017Anyway, when was the last time you even SAW a cat around here?
13018Oh!! JUST the other day!
13019There was this CUTE little white cat walking around...
13020It was, like, SOOOOOO clueless looking.
13021I pet it for like an hour!!
13022..... ..... ... Catty.
13023Yeah, Bratty?
13024I think that was, like... A dog.
13025DOGS ARE JUST FIRM CATS!!!!
13026If you're reading this...
13027Then, like, bad news you mega-evil weirdo!
13028Alphys just came here and she's taking us...
13029Someplace super duper safe!
13030But, first, we gotta use up these gel pens.
13031Yeah! Chill, Alphys! We don't wanna waste pens!
13032And don't even THINK about stealing our stuff.
13033Yeah, creep! Leave our junk alone!
13034Catty, it's not JUNK. It's really valuable.
13035Yeah! Our garbage is REALLY valuable!
13036Anyway. In closing: You're a total loser!
13037Yeah! Loser!!! Nya ha ha!!!
13038Signed, Bratty <3
13039Signed, Catty <3
13040Heals 14HP Very popular food.
13041Heals 27HP Very popular food.
13042Heals 40HP Hero Sandwich. ATTACK UP in battle.
13043Heals 60HP Don't ask. Please.
13044SOLD OUT
13045The customer is always right.
13046Welcome to MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, home of the Glamburger. Sparkle up your day (TM).
13047Anything else you need?
13048What can I do for you, little buddy?
13049(Why do I always get the freaks?)
1305060G - Starfait
13051120G - Glamburger
13052300G - Legendary Hero
13053500G -
13054Steak in the Shape of Mettaton's Face
13055How can I help you, O customer?
13056Thanksy! Have a FABU-FUL day!!!
13057So do you want it or not???
13058That's not the right amount of money.
13059You don't have room.
13060We don't HAVE any more.
13061Take what you want, little buddy.
13062Here you go, little buddy.
13063Don't worry about it.
13064Sorry... You can't take it for free.
13065You gotta drop some stuff.
13066Like I'm making THAT again.
13067Are you gonna order or what?
13068Here you go, little weirdo.
13069Life Advice
13070Romance Advice
13071Glamburger Story (NEW)
13072Glamburger Story
13073Bratty Catty (NEW)
13074Bratty Catty
13075Catty's Invitation (NEW)
13076Catty's Invitation
13077Why is Mettaton bad (NEW)
13078Why else is MTT bad (NEW)
13079Why else is MTT bad
13080Your future
13081Evacuation
13082Alone
13083Threaten
13084Bratty and Catty
13085Take it from me, little buddy.
13086Nothing else to do!
13087(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
13088WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.
13089Hmmm... Why not try selling that to the two chicks in the alley?
13090Ah. Yes. I really want to buy your weird dusty artifacts... NOT.
13091Have a SPARKULAR day!
13092Any time, little buddy.
13093Alone again...
13094I'm getting on in years, so let me give you some advice, little buddy.
13095You've still got time. Don't live like me.
13096I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.
13097So we're free, huh? Mettaton told us as much.
13098Then he told me, "don't think that means you're getting out of work early."
13099Ah... my boss. I love that guy.
13100And by that I mean I hate him so, so much.
13101Evacuation? You're yanking my chain, little weirdo.
13102So WHAT if everybody else left work? So WHAT if nobody's buying anything?
13103Par for the course, little weirdo. Par for the course.
13104I'm a goofy goober Yeah this errorr. message.
13105Thank you, little buddy.
13106They wanna hang out after work?
13107Ha! Ahahaha!! Yes!!! I won't let you down!!
13108Little buddy... thank you.
13109You've brought a tear to the eye of this old man.
13110So, uh, where do they want to go?
13111They want to hang out at the garbage dump.
13112Well, nowhere to go but up, right, little buddy?
13113Well? Don't keep me waiting, little buddy!!
13114The girls were... Talking about me...?
13115They say I should stop acting like they owe me...
13116...and if I want to be FRIENDS with them, I should just... uh, try to see things from their perspective?
13117Wow.
13118Poor, naive little buddy. They've brainwashed you.
13119"Friendship" is just a hot person's way of making you their slave.
13120So, uh, what time would they wanna hang out?
13121Everyone calls me burgerpants now.
13122But you won't, will you, little buddy?
13123So I went out to the alley to see those two ladies, and uh... you know, see what'd happen next.
13124Then my boss, uh, saw me and asked me what I was doing.
13125I was so startled, the hamburgers in my pockets tumbled out onto the ground.
13126Not wanting to lose face, I scrambled to pick them up!
13127But, as I was leaning over, the weight of the remaining hamburgers...
13128...caused my pants to fall down.
13129Then the girls laughed at me.
13130Everyone calls me Burgerpants now.
13131Listen. I like you, little buddy. So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.
13132Never interact with attractive people.
13133Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you.
13134Like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some glamburgers.
13135And I, naive teenager that I was, said yes to them.
13136Bad idea.
13137Those girls? The ones who saw my pants fall down?
13138Well, we're all gonna be free, so I'll never see them again, at least!
13139So we're free now.
13140Does that mean my double- date is cancelled...?
13141I know, it wasn't really a... A date.
13142Here's a trick, little buddy: Lie to yourself all the time. It makes you feel better.
13143Well, Mettaton didn't tell me I HAD to work, I guess...
13144But that's the thing! Sometimes he doesn't even call me into work until halfway into my shift!
13145If I don't play it safe, he's going to yell at me.
13146Okay, maybe "yell" is the wrong term.
13147It's more like he has this... CD album he plays...
13148That's entirely full of songs about how bad I am at my job.
13149Let's not talk about this.
13150Why do people find him so attractive??
13151He's literally just a freaking rectangle.
13152You know, one time, I bought one of those, uh, kits online... to...
13153Uh, make yourself more rectangular.
13154They don't work.
13155God, have you even looked around? This place is a labyrinth of bad choices.
13156And every time we try to change something for the better, he vetoes it and says "that's not how they do it on the surface."
13157Oh! Right!
13158Humans are always eating hamburgers made of SEQUINS AND GLUE.
13159When I first came to Hotland, it was my dream to work with Mettaton.
13160Well, be careful what you wish for, little buddy!
13161Don't tell anyone this, Little Buddy.
13162(Because they'll make fun of me,)
13163But I... I feel like I played a hand in everyone getting free somehow.
13164Even if it was just working this awful job...
13165I think I did something!
13166I don't know if it's true, but I'll believe it anyway!
13167Huh? Everyone else is DEAD?
13168Does that mean I don't have to work today?
13169God. That it were true, little weirdo. That it were true.
13170Future? WHAT future? Nothing down here EVER changes.
13171I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever.
13172But wait! There's one thing that keeps me going!
13173If ASGORE gets just one more SOUL, we'll finally get to go to the surface!
13174It'll be a brand new world! There's gotta be a second chance out there for me! For everyone!
13175So stay strong, little buddy. When I make it big, I'll keep you in mind.
13176Little buddy! There's a brand new world out there waiting for us.
13177I'm sure with my (ahem) qualifications, it won't be long before I'm a famous movie star...
13178Or, maybe I'll just end up flipping burgers again.
13179But it's as I say! Nowhere to go but up! Literally, in this case!
13180Sorry, little weirdo. Threats won't work on me.
13181I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
13182I'm sorry, (Ha ha) it's against the rules to talk to customers who haven't bought anything.
13183What? Why do you keep trying to talk to me?
13184I'll get in trouble if I get chummy with the customers.
13185Sorry.
13186SO, I wanted to be an ACTOR.
13187thanks
13188joytimer
13189s_quit
13190specialsell
13191c_con
13192colleg
13193Heals 2HP food of tem
13194Heals 2HP DISCOUNT FOOD OF TEM!!!
13195Heals 2HP food of tem (expensiv)
13196COLLEGE tem pursu higher education
13197ARMOR 20DF makes battles too easy
13198Heals 2HP food of tem (qualite)
13199hOI! welcom to... da TEM SHOP!!!
132003G - tem flake
132011G - tem flake (ON SALE,)
1320220G - tem flake (expensiv)
132031000G - tem pay 4 colleg
13204G - temy ARMOR!!!
132051000G - tem flake (premiem)
13206hOI! welcome to... TEM SHOP!
13207thanks PURCHASE!
13208fdshfg
13209you don hav da muns,
13210WAO!!! bag... FULLS!
13211Buy for
13212Yaya
13213NO!!!
13214About Temmie Armor
13215Temmie History
13216About Shop
13217HOI!!! im temmie
13218no more item...
13219bOI!!
13220hOI!!!
13221i'm temmie
13222tem armor so GOOds! any battle becom! a EASY victories!!!
13223but, hnnn, tem think... if u use armors, battles woudn b a challenge anymores,
13224but tem... have a solushun!
13225tem wil offer... a SKOLARSHIPS!
13226if u lose a lot of battles, tem wil LOWER THE PRICE!
13227so if you get to TOUGH BATLE and feel FRUSTRATE, can buy TEM armor as last resort!
13228but tem armor so goods, promise to only buy if you really needs it,
13229in fack... PRICE MAY ALREADY BE LOWERS!!! WOA!!!!
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13237hnnn.... i gota have dat
13238s... but i gota pay for colleg,
13239s... but i gota pay for gradskool,
13240hnnnn....!!! tem always wanna
13241s...!
13242b.. but...
13243p!!!!!!!!!!!!
13244You will regret this.
13245Is this a joke? Are you having a chuckle? Ha ha, very funny. I'm the one with a degree.
13246thas ALOT o muns... can tem realy acepts...
13247OKs!!!! tem go to colleg and make u prouds!!!
13248tem bak from cool leg,
13249tem learn MANY THINs, learn to sell new ITEM! yayA!!!
13250scr_itemvalue
13251scr_itemnameb
13252NO!
13253G -
13254(thanks PURCHASE)
13255G)
13256sellqual
13257tem buy
13258for...
13259G!!!
13260OK!! TEM BUY
13261FOR
13262yayA!
13263HEY, SANS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY...
13264OH, HELLO. YOU AREN'T SANS.
13265WAIT A SECOND.
13266WHY WERE YOU USING A TREADMILL IN THE DARK?
13267IS SANS PRANKING YOU ACROSS TIME AND SPACE?
13268I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT!
13269HOW IMMATURE CAN YOU GET?
13270ALSO, HAVE YOU SEEN MY ACTION FIGURES?
13271WAIT! I KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!!!
13272IN MY COLLECTION! NYEH HEH HEH!!!
13273SOMETIMES, I'M A GENIUS. ALL THE TIME.
13274(You visited the trash can.)
13275THAT'S THE TRASH CAN.
13276FEEL FREE TO VISIT IT ANY TIME.
13277AH-HA! INTERESTED IN MY FOOD MUSEUM?
13278PLEASE. PERUSE MY CULINARY ARTSHOW.
13279(Half of the fridge is filled with containers all labelled "spaghetti.")
13280(The other half contains nothing but an empty bag of chips.)
13281GREAT FRIDGE, ISN'T IT?
13282wawa
13283sansamt
13284(You unlock the door and enter...)
13285(You touch the couch.) (It makes a jangling sound.)
13286(You find a bunch of loose coins inside the couch...)
13287(You got 20G.)
13288(It's a saggy old couch.)
13289THAT'S MY BED!
13290IF I EVER GET TO THE SURFACE...
13291I'D LIKE TO DRIVE DOWN A LONG HIGHWAY.
13292WIND IN MY HAIR...
13293SUN ON MY SKIN...
13294OF COURSE, THAT'S JUST A DREAM.
13295SO INSTEAD I CRUISE WHILE I SNOOZE.
13296WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN MY BED?
13297ARE YOU TIRED?
13298(It's a racecar bed, neatly made.)
13299THAT BOOK'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
13300"ADVANCED PUZZLE CONSTRUCTION FOR CRITICAL MINDS."
13301THAT NEXT BOOK'S ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
13302"PEEK-A-BOO WITH FLUFFY BUNNY."
13303THE ENDING ALWAYS GETS ME.
13304(Complex manuals and children's books.)
13305(The bookshelf is filled with complex tomes about puzzle creation.)
13306(And children's books.)
13307THE INTERNET! I'M QUITE POPULAR THERE.
13308I'M JUST A DOZEN AWAY...
13309FROM A DOUBLE DIGIT FOLLOWER COUNT!
13310OF COURSE, FAME HAS A STEEP PRICE.
13311A JEALOUS TROLL HAS BESIEGED MY ONLINE PERSONA.
13312ALWAYS SENDING ME BAD PUNS IN A GOOFY FONT...
13313(The computer's internet browser is opened to a social media site.)
13314(The computer's internet browser is opened to a music-sharing forum.)
13315(Looks like this dog makes a lot of bad posts on-line.)
13316(Text to speech is on.)
13317(Seems like the dog barks, and it translates to these bad posts.)
13318(It doesn't really know what it's saying.)
13319(Seems like most bad posts on-line, are actually this dog.)
13320(Thinking about this...) (Brings you relief.)
13321AH, YES, ACTION FIGURES.
13322A GREAT REFERENCE FOR THEORETICAL BATTLE SCENARIOS.
13323HOW DO I HAVE SO MANY?
13324WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THEY'RE FROM...
13325A CHUBBY, SMILING MAN WHO LOVES TO SURPRISE PEOPLE.
13326YEAH!! THAT'S RIGHT!
13327SANTA!!!!
13328(Action figures of many sexy robots.)
13329HEY, THOSE ARE ALL THE ATTACKS I USED ON YOU.
13330GREAT MEMORIES, HUH?
13331SEEMS LIKE IT WAS ONLY YESTERDAY...
13332EVEN THOUGH IT BASICALLY JUST HAPPENED.
13333(It's a box of bones.)
13334WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO DATE ME...
13335WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO HANG OUT...
13336YOU'RE TRYING TO GO INTO MY HOUSE WITHOUT ME!
13337THAT'S REALLY WEIRD!!!
13338(It's unlocked.)
13339IMPRESSED? I INCREASED THE HEIGHT OF MY SINK.
13340NOW I CAN FIT MORE BONES UNDER IT! TAKE A LOOKSY!
13341FORGET IT.
13342(This sink is so tall, you can't even wash your hands...)
13343thedog
13344dogvolume
13345WHAT!?!?
13346CATCH THAT MEDDLING CANINE!
13347CURSES!!!
13348STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!!!
13349tv
13350OOH, IT'S MY FAVORITE GAME-SHOW!
13351(It says "STAY TUNED FOR A NEW PROGRAM - MTT.")
13352WHAT!!! IT'S USUALLY BETTER THAN THIS!
13353THIS IS JUST A BAD EPISODE!!! DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
13354(It says "STAY TUNED FOR A NEW PROGRAM - MTT.")
13355icex
13356valuindex
13357stagetimer
13358HOW NICE OF YOU TO CHECK MY MAIL FOR ME.
13359WAIT, NO. THAT'S VERY STRANGE.
13360STOP LOOKING IN MY EMPTY MAILBOX.
13361THAT'S MY EMPTINESS, NOT YOURS.
13362Oh my god! The letter's not to PAPYRUS!!!
13363YEAH, UNDYNE'S GOT A POINT!
13364WHY DIDN'T SHE WRITE A LETTER TO ME INSTEAD?
13365Fine, you want a letter!?
13366I'll give you a letter!!!
13367YOU GET AN "F"!
13368OH NO!!!
13369WHAT'S THE F FOR?
13370Friendship!!!
13371(It's a mailbox overflowing with unread junk mail.)
13372(It's a carefully decorated tree.)
13373(Some of the presents are addressed from "Santa" to various locals.)
13374(Nothing for you.)
13375specialsong
13376nn
13377Huh? Yes, I'm taking my bunny for a walk.
13378It's just a very slow one.
13379That kid over there told me that it's weird that I have a pet bunny.
13380First, there'd be nothing weird about it. It's cute!
13381Second... What?
13382It's normal to walk your younger brother on a leash, right?
13383scr_deaddog
13384Ah, it's so peaceful and quiet...
13385Usually one of those dogs chases my little Cinnamon around.
13386Usually one of those skeletons chases my little Cinnamon around.
13387Hiya! You look like you had a great sleep.
13388Which is incredible, because you were only up there for about two minutes...
13389Here's your money back. You can pay me if you're going to stay overnight.
13390Feel free to come back if you get tired.
13391That lady over there...
13392Something about her disturbs me.
13393I think I've figured it out. ... no, nevermind.
13394That lady over there's been going for a walk for a while now.
13395...but she hasn't moved an inch from where she's standing.
13396W-well, I haven't either, but I don't want her to notice me over here...
13397Is anyone else weirded out by those giant shambling amalgamates, or...?
13398......
13399That lady over there seems happy today.
13400Don't know why, but it's sending shivers down my spine...
13401This town doesn't have a mayor.
13402But if there's ever a problem, a skeleton will tell a fish lady about it.
13403Thaaaaaat's politics!
13404Politics.
13405What if I ran for mayor...?
13406I don't think I would do a good job, and I hate responsibility...
13407But I love politics. So I might be a perfect match.
13408I heard Dr. Alphys told the king and queen the awful things she'd done.
13409The king felt so bad that he didn't know. He gave her a big hug.
13410Then the queen fired her.
13411Now we don't have a Royal Scientist anymore...
13412Thaaaaat's politics!
13413Too bad there are no politics on the surface.
13414Hmmm, usually that skeleton goes to meet with Undyne about now.
13415Where is he...? I can feel our political system crumbling apart...
13416Awful teens tormented a local monster by decorating its tree-like horns.
13417So we started giving that monster presents to make it feel better.
13418Now it's a tradition to put presents underneath a decorated tree.
13419Guess it was a good thing those teens tormented that monster...?
13420Hmm? Adjusting the presents is my responsibility.
13421Nah, to be honest, I just keep looking to see if I've gotten one...
13422It'll be nice to show humans our presents-under-the-tree tradition.
13423They'll probably be weirded out by it.
13424You know what's cute?
13425Those two married dogs always put presents under the tree for each other.
13426It's always the same. A single bone.
13427But every time, they act like it's the first time they've gotten it.
13428Then Papyrus comes to take his bones back.
13429Anyway, where are those two...?
13430That's strange. There was a present here for Papyrus...
13431Now it's gone. Did someone steal it?
13432We all know the underground has problems, but we smile anyway.
13433Why?
13434We can't do anything, so why be morose about it?
13435Smile smile.
13436PATHETIC HUMAN.
13437I AM METTATON, BIG TIME SEXY ROBOT LOVER.
13438Maybe I'll try frowning for once.
13439...no. I just can't do it.
13440Oh? We're free?
13441Finally... I'll be able to stop smiling.
13442Just now, I felt my smile falter for a moment.
13443What's wrong?
13444Everyone is always laughing and cracking jokes, trying to forget our modern crises...
13445Dreariness. Crowding. Lack of sunlight.
13446I would join them, but I'm just not very funny.
13447At least I'm not making puns.
13448Wait! I've got a joke!
13449Knock knock!
13450...Uh. That's all I've thought of.
13451Looks like I don't have to worry about cracking jokes anymore.
13452I was going to say a joke here, but I really don't have one.
13453It just feels like... Like everything is getting worse and worse.
13454The capital's getting pretty crowded, so I've heard they're going to start moving here.
13455Hmmm... I don't want to see the erasure of our local culture.
13456But I definitely want to see some city slickers slip onto their butts!
13457Yeah, bring 'em on!
13458What will happen to Grillby's if everyone moves in...?
13459We're gonna have to have chairs to the ceiling.
13460Hey! People won't have to move in from the city anymore!
13461Seems like we won't have to lose our local culture.
13462...except we're all moving out of here, huh.
13463Oh well. Guess it can't be all punk-peaches and punk- cream.
13464...who knows. Maybe we'll have room.
13465Ah, to be young again. The world sure felt boundless.
13466You like to wander. You must be young.
13467Seems like this is the beginning of a brand-new, boundless world...
13468Wah-ha! This adventurous spirit! I'm like a kid again!
13469And my children are like... Double-children.
13470I've sent the kids inside.
13471It feels unsafe here today.
13472Ice Wolf no longer has to throw Ice.
13473Ice Wolf can take a break to buy some pants now.
13474Ice Wolf thinking of changing their name to Jimmy Hotpants.
13475Let's play Monsters and Humans!
13476Let's continue to play Monsters and Humans!
13477Now we can play Monsters and Humans with REAL humans!
13478You aren't gonna make me be the human again, are you?
13479Can we PLEASE play something else...?
13480Hmmm... When humans play Monsters and Humans...
13481Do they just call it Humans and Humans?
13482sansmode
13483No matter where I go, it's the same menu, the same people...
13484Help! I want new drinks an' h-h-h-hot guys!!!!
13485I guess the bartender's kind of h-h-h-hot...
13486C'mon everybody!!! L-l-l-let's party!!!
13487...anyone?
13488Sansyyyy... Come back and sit with me...
13489Everything's so fun when you're around!!!
13490It's s-s-so quiet in here.
13491L-lighten up everybody! This is why I hate th-this place.
13492I w-wonder if the o-overworld h-has h-hot guys...
13493A-and neat d-drinks...
13494Ooooooo, I'm ready!
13495H-hey, isn't Sansy s'posed to come swinging in right about now???
13496C'mon Sansy! You're the life of the party...
13497Those dogs are part of the ROYAL GUARD, the elite military group led by UNDYNE.
13498She's rude, loud, and beats up everybody who gets in her way...
13499It's no wonder all the kids want to be like her when they grow up!
13500I want to be like UNDYNE when I grow up, too! Hoo hoo hoo!
13501Sans is a sentry. But don't let his title make you think he does anything.
13502Everyone knows he sits around in the forest reading car magazines.
13503Ehhhhhhhhnnnnn... I wish I had something else to do.
13504Those dogs are part of the ROYAL GUARD, the...
13505Huh? Where are they?
13506Something feels really off.
13507Wow, a brand new world...
13508I might not get to translate for Grillby anymore...
13509...which is fine, since I was actually just making up what he was saying.
13510Grillby is getting nervous.
13511Sans is his best customer, and he hasn't shown up at all today...
13512Something feels really bad. Our lives are going nowhere, aren't they...?
13513I think I need another espresso...
13514...... ...
13515Grillbz said that he'd offer you a glass of water, but he doesn't touch the stuff.
13516.............. ............... ... good job.
13517Grillbz said that your food is probably cold by now.
13518I "put out a line" for some girls today.
13519Someone told me that there are plenty of fish in the sea...
13520Well, I'm taking that seriously.
13521I'm literally going to make out with a fish.
13522I guess I could ask out Undyne. But I think she likes someone already.
13523Did I catch anyone yet? I can't bear to look...
13524Sans is the most regular regular of all.
13525He hasn't been showing up as much recently though.
13526Where the heck is Sans?
13527He told me he had some bait I could use.
13528Though it was probably some kind of prank.
13529But I wanted to know what the prank was!
13530In the end, I never caught any girls on my fishing line.
13531So kid, take it from me...
13532Don't try to catch hot people with a fishing rod.
13533(Somewhere, you hear a whinny of dismay.)
13534rimshot
13535whoopee
13536mystery
13537fast shortcut, huh?
13538hey, everyone.
13539Hey, Sans. (Hi, Sans.)
13540Greetings, Sans. Hiya, Sansy~
13541Hey Sans, weren't you just here for breakfast a few minutes ago?
13542nah, i haven't had breakfast in at least half an hour.
13543you must be thinking of brunch.
13544here, get comfy.
13545grillby
13546foodimg
13547food1
13548food2
13549drink
13550(You tip the ketchup...)
13551(The cap falls off and all the ketchup in the bottle pours onto your food.)
13552eh, forgeddaboudit. you can have mine.
13553i'm not hungry anyway.
13554anyway, cool or not, you have to agree papyrus tries real hard.
13555like how he keeps trying to be part of the royal guard.
13556one day, he went to the house of the head of the royal guard...
13557and begged her to let him be in it.
13558of course, she shut the door on him because it was midnight.
13559but the next day, she woke up and saw him still waiting there.
13560seeing his dedication, she decided to give him warrior training.
13561it's, uh, still a work in progress.
13562origvol
13563oh yeah, I wanted to ask you something.
13564mystvol
13565welp, that was a long break.
13566i can't believe i let ya pull me away from work for that long.
13567just kidding.
13568grillby, put it on my tab.
13569by the way...
13570...i was going to say something, but i forgot.
13571Fashion! Scarves! Layers!! Carrots!!!
13572This guy's stupid hobby is going to make him melt.
13573Hmmm... Isn't human food different from monster food?
13574It does things like "spoil."
13575And when you eat it, it passes all the way through your whole body.
13576Disgusting.
13577I'd love to try it sometime.
13578And I've heard they have things called bathrooms.
13579To a human, monster food would be very interesting.
13580As soon as you eat it, it converts perfectly into energy.
13581...that makes me wonder. How do humans do it?
13582Eat during battle...?
13583Ice cream in one hand, sword in the other.
13584That's the way of the monster warrior...
13585Hmmm, this is around the time that Sans comes in.
13586Then, a little bit later, his brother comes in, irritated.
13587Yes, his brother. Papyrus.
13588He's an interesting fellow.
13589He always orders a glass of milk...
13590He says it's "full of strong bones."
13591Hope he shows up today.
13592Soon, I'll be able to try some human food...
13593And then I guess I'll try a human bathroom, too.
13594Sans is interesting. He has told me about all kinds of incredible foods.
13595But, despite his knowledge, he always orders the worst burger off the menu.
13596(We're sentries, but we never get any respect.)
13597(I wish those skeletons would throw us a bone.)
13598(We love bones.)
13599(Where are those skeletons?) (I wanted to get a bone from them...)
13600(We're considering paying a visit to the doctor.)
13601(No! Not the vet!) (... well, maybe she's a little like a vet.)
13602(I like Sans.) (Sometimes he feeds us scraps of food under the table.)
13603(Then his brother gets mad...) (But why!? We're adults!) (We can handle it!)
13604(Where's Doggo?) (I hope he didn't get lost again.)
13605(It's lonely in here today.) (If our friends don't show up, would you like to play?)
13606(All of our parents have been combined into one horrible being.)
13607(That's OK, though.) (It's really "brought our families together.")
13608You better watch where you sit down in here, kid.
13609Because that big guy WILL jump into your lap and give you lots of love and attention.
13610Where's Sans... He's supposed to give me a pat on the head...
13611She hasn't been responding to our letters...
13612Maybe it's because we let Doggo write them all.
13613I was hoping Sans came in to give me a pat on the head.
13614Interloper...!
13615Where's that big lug? We can't start until he shows up.
13616Smells kinda... quiet.
13617Hmmm, now that our parents are the same entity...
13618Does that mean I'm married to my sister?
13619Wait, we're dogs. That stuff's normal.
13620I'm thinking of getting a spiked collar to show off my personality.
13621It makes a statement like... "Attach a leash to me and take me for a walk please."
13622He may not look like it, but this big guy writes the most eloquent letters.
13623Here, take a look!
13624(It's just the word "Bark" but in flowery cursive.)
13625Papyrus? Is that you? Come on...
13626Undyne!? Did you come all the way out here...?
13627Huh? Since when did you and Sans become friends...?
13628I don't like him... He loves to appear without moving.
13629Where're the other two? I can't play with this big dumb guy alone...
13630He'll just win!!!
13631Sometimes the others like to prank me. They sit still so I can't see them.
13632They must be here, playing a joke on me.
13633I'll just wait until one of them admits it...
13634Having an amorphous, shambling family member is great.
13635They're always moving, so I can see them 100-percent of the time!
13636(It's playing poker against itself.)
13637(It appears to be losing.)
13638(It has switched to Go Fish.)
13639(It finally won a game of poker against itself...?)
13640Hey, shrimp! You look like you get your butt kicked a lot!
13641Why don't you check out my new book on fighting in the library?
13642That is... If you're tough enough to love reading books!
13643GROWL!!
13644Welcome to the library. Yes, we know. The sign is misspelled.
13645Yes, we know. The sign is misspelled.
13646We have someone working on it!
13647Welcome to the library.
13648This is the last day we'll be open, so make as much noise as you want.
13649(cough, cough)
13650When I was younger, my teachers gave me word searches when they ran out of assignments.
13651I thought they were a waste of time.
13652But look at me now...
13653I'm the number-one word-search creator in the entire underground!
13654(cough, cough)
13655There's a day I just don't want to work.
13656It's called "Today."
13657This will be our newspaper's last issue...
13658Why don't we just put a big "THE END" on the front and call it a day?
13659Beautiful. An error message.
13660That look in your eye...
13661You're someone that has difficulty solving Junior Jumble, aren't you?
13662You're someone that has trouble doing crosswords, aren't you?
13663You think Sudoku is just moderately challenging, don't you?
13664The greatest struggle of my life is over...
13665I just solved today's Junior Jumble.
13666I just solved today's crossword.
13667I love working on the newspaper.
13668There's so little to report that we just fill it with comics and games.
13669Yes. I illustrate all of the comics myself.
13670Yes. I give everyone huge beautiful eyes and giant muscles.
13671Oh my, there's so much news to report, I don't know where to begin!
13672How about this headline... "Monsters Go Free From The Underground."
13673Nah, that doesn't have enough pizazz...
13674How about "Top 10 Monsters You Won't Believe Got Freed From The Underground?"
13675(Here I am... Writing this book.)
13676(A person comes in and picks up the book...)
13677(They start reading it...!)
13678Oh, sorry. I'm still writing that one.
13679(Some unfinished book.)
13680bluh
13681jeffrey
13682Yo! You're a kid too, right?
13683I can tell 'cause you're wearing a striped shirt.
13684I wonder if that weird skeleton is an adult or a kid.
13685Yo... There you are!
13686I've been kinda worried about you since you ran away.
13687...but now I'm just kinda mad, ha ha.
13688If Undyne hadn't saved me, that woulda been bad...
13689Yo... Uh...
13690Don't talk to me.
13691Yo!!! What's up!?
13692I've been kinda, doing some thinking...
13693Maybe Undyne... Isn't actually as cool as we thought.
13694She's just kinda... mean.
13695But YO!!! I just found out about someone WAYYY cooler!!!
13696Nyeh heh heh!!!
13697Nyeh heh heh, dude.
13698Yo, everyone ran away and hid somewhere.
13699Man, adults can be so dumb sometimes, haha...
13700Don't they know we've got Undyne to protect us!?
13701Yo! Are you sneaking out to see her, too?
13702Awesome... She's the coolest, right!?
13703I wanna be just like her when I grow up...
13704Hey, don't tell my parents I'm here. Ha ha.
13705OK, I'm ready when you are.
13706Yo! Where were you going...?
13707My parents didn't tell you to come here, did they?
13708You know where you're going, right...?
13709I was just gonna follow you... Ha ha.
13710Yo, this ledge is way too steep...
13711Hmmm....
13712Yo, you aren't going to be able to climb with an umbrella.
13713There you are, dearie. You are always welcome in my parlor!
13714Just stay on your best behavior~ Ueee hee hee hee~
13715Bonjour, dearie~ I just finished tallying up all of our donations!
13716We've finally raised enough to rescue all the spiders inside of the RUINS.
13717And we'll alo be able to afford...!
13718...nothing, because we only sold one donut.
13719What's wrong with everyone? Don't they like spiders~
137204 pairs of stylish sunglasses for every spider!
137214 pairs of waterproof booties for every spider!
137224 pairs of stylish heels for every spider!
13723A spider baseball field! We've already got the baseball donuts ready~
13724A spider football stadium! We'll play with 4 balls on the field at once!
13725A brand new bakery! Thank you so much, dearie!
13726It's all because of you (r money).
13727A vacation anywhere in the entire world!
13728Should we go to the tropics? Or a creepy abandoned house? We can't decide~
13729Heh. I'm Heats Flamesman. Remember my name!
13730I'll always remember that you remembered!
13731I'll never forget that you forgot!
13732What? Do you want a rematch?
13733Yeah, I'm not gonna be home tonight... um...
13734I think there's some cold pizza in my treasure horde you can heat up...
13735Ummm, are you guys on your way out?
13736Guess I'll catch up with you later...
13737In fact, I don't feel like I'll be home tomorrow, either, at this rate...
13738murd
13739Ark Club: Meet here! Next meeting: Tuesday Oct 10th 8PM
13740(Art club is cancelled!)
13741(Art is dead.)
13742Let's meet again someday!
13743Who knows what lies in the future for Art Club!?
13744current_day
13745Art Club: Meet here! Next meeting: October 10th 8PM
13746Ahhhh!!! I'm late!!! I'm late!!!
13747I'm so sorry!!!
13748sory
13749dk
13750My fave Mettaton Moment(TM)? Right when everything looks the baddest, he poses dramatically.
13751Like when he's on a cooking show and the eggs don't turn out right.
13752But! Then he says!
13753Even if you suck at cooking, you can always buy an MTT-brand Glamburger!
13754Then he eats one! Everyone loves it!
13755...How does he eat it without a mouth?
13756Uhhh... well... Watch the show!
13757That finale was really... That was really sad!
13758And Mettaton's schedule doesn't show any other shows...
13759I've been thinking about getting a sick skateboard.
13760My fave Mettaton Moment(TM) is when he beats up the heel-turning villains!
13761Even if it's during what's supposed to be a quiz show.
13762Oh! And I like when he tries on all kinds of different fashionable outfits!
13763Even if it's during what's supposed to be a newscast.
13764Did Mettaton retire...?
13765Can't he unretire...?
13766On the surface we'll be able to watch all kinds of TV...
13767But, I bet none of those shows are as good as Mettaton's!
13768(It's a potted plant.)
13769(The potted plant is judging you for your sins.)
13770(It's a platoon of ficuses.)
13771(Seems busy.)
13772(Trying to finish up work.)
13773(Futility setting in.)
13774bepis
13775Sorry, we aren't allowing any more guests at this time.
13776Or ever again.
13777How unusual.
13778Mettaton usually shows up now to tell everyone they're doing a great job.
13779Even if I was having a bad day, we'll always give each other a thumbs-up, and...
13780...oh, what am I doing? I'm not being very professional.
13781As a slime, I'm outraged.
13782As a slime, I'm overjoyed.
13783As a slime, I'm saddened.
13784O, k, k, k, k...
13785I was thirsty, so I came over from Waterfall to get a drink!
13786O, k, k...
13787What are you doing with all of that water?
13788So now we have a private pool? Worse things have happened.
13789Are you just carrying that around to look sophisticated?
13790Cause it's not working.
13791I'll be able to have a nice drink on the surface.
13792I'm visiting Waterfall from the city.
13793Synchronicity...? My neighbor's daughter looks about your age.
13794Her name is "Suzy." I feel like you two should be friends.
13795You have... A neighbor's blessing!!!
13796Not knowing where I live is no issue. Fate finds a way.
13797I sense a disturbance in the nearby aura...
13798I think you should leave that girl alone.
13799So you never became friends with my neighbor's daughter.
13800Don't despair. This world has infinite opportunities.
13801But there's a limit to the things you can do. Accepting this is healthy.
13802Take my neighbor's blessing! And consider this blessing for anything you like!
13803I wanted to tell you about my neighbor's daughter.
13804But you walked right by me before I could tell you.
13805Fate has decided that I should not tell you.
13806This elevator goes straight to the capital. But it stopped working.
13807The hotel's doing its best to accomodate everybody stuck here.
13808Me? I just like explaining things to passersby.
13809Good news! The elevator started working again.
13810But now it's been so busy, we still haven't gotten the chance to ride it.
13811Mettaton hasn't made a performance for more than five minutes...
13812What's happening...? Can you explain it?
13813I'm the resort comedian. I'm very funny. People laugh at my jokes.
13814Now, my son. He wants to be a comedian like his fathah.
13815But his jokes. Aren't funny.
13816He tells this awful puns. He's an embarrassment to our family.
13817That's not funny.
13818Since his mothah passed on, he couldn't stand. Living at home anymore.
13819So he ran away. I haven't seen him since.
13820I'm a terrible fathah. Ha ha ha ha...
13821That's not funny.
13822Talking to you about this... It's breakin' my heart.
13823The doctah. She brought my wife. Back from the dead.
13824My son. He seems happy again.
13825Our family. It's biggah than evah.
13826Now that my wife. Is combined. With 16 othah people.
13827My boss stopped answering my calls.
13828I don't know when my next performance will be.
13829Maybe I shouldn't try to be a comedian anymore...
13830It's tearing my family apart.
13831My son... He was always making these weird ice puns.
13832I hated them, so he ran away from home...
13833I think I should try to patch things up with him.
13834Have you seen him? Have you seen my son?
13835Oh... When you hug me, I feel... So spicey.
13836So spicey.
13837Oh... Freedoms.
13838Feels... so spicey.
13839Oh... When you encourage me, I feel... so nicey.
13840Hooray!
13841Surface world will have so many new friends to help!!!
13842Why do I look like a weird black sausage? Just the angle.
13843As a youth, I would sneak out to play by this creepy flaming pit.
13844Since the CORE is always re-arranging, it was like a game trying to find it.
13845Now it is my special place. It is nice for cooking s'mores and things like that.
13846We were hired by Mettaton to destroy you.
13847But since he never paid us, we all decided to quit.
13848No hard feelings.
13849Zzzzzzz...
13850(It's taking a nap.)
13851Why do I look like a black sausage and not a knight or a wizard?
13852Well... Everyone has an angle they look best from..
13853The core is made up of interchangable rooms.
13854Before you came here, the layout was altered so you would get lost and perish.
13855Yes. Just for you. Do you feel special?
13856Haha, ha ha ha. Secret, secret. I've done up a trouble.
13857I set the lava on fire.
13858No one will EVER know. It's the perfect crime...
13859Haha, ha ha ha. If we leave, no one will REALLY ever know!!
13860This crime just gets perfecter and perfecter.
13861The lava's so spicey now.
13862Haha, ha ha ha. Ya wanna "hang" out?
13863Haha, ha ha ha. Sorry, I'm all TIED UP!!!
13864Psyche! Owned! No one wants to be MY friend!!!
13865Haha, ha ha ha. Wonder if any humans would wanna be my friend.
13866PSYYYYCHE! That'd NEVER happen!
13867I'm too spicey to have any friends.
13868Hey! Watch where you stand, jerk!
13869Th-though, I guess if there's nowhere else, you can stand closer...
13870Standing so spicey.
13871A-ah... H-human... You're leaving?
13872I have... Something to say to you.
13873Admittedly, I may have had limerent feelings for you before.
13874However, upon examining my own actions, I now realize...
13875I did not love YOU.
13876I was merely infatuated with the CONCEPT of love.
13877The idea of romance, the concept of sharing affection with another...
13878Through these desires, I built a false concept of you in my head.
13879Such a relationship would not have ended well.
13880In closing, I believe it is better that I chose to say nothing.
13881Y... y-you i-idiot.
13882I'm not saying it again.
13883H-hey, why do you keep following me!!! You jerk!!!
13884Eeeeh? You're walking in the opposite direction...?
13885H-hey, you think you're too good for me, huh...?
13886N-not spicey enough for you, h-huh...
13887I... I'm thinking of going to the surface...
13888Eeeeeh? You're going to go there too?
13889Idiot... Quit following me!
13890(Welcome to Snowdin Town!)
13891Heh... us teens live self-sufficiently off the fat of the land...
13892Oh, and the box lunches my parents bring us every day.
13893Besides Snowy. We have to share ours with him..
13894Heh... I guess we'll have to go to the surface.
13895There are woods there we can live in, right?
13896Guh huh huh huh.
13897Us teens rule these woods with a smaller-than- adult fist.
13898I'm worried about getting older... I'll stop being a teen.
13899No! I refuse! I'll just invent new numbers, like twenty-teen!
13900I've heard there's a local tradition based off of my own suffering.
13901Everyone's leaving, eh?
13902Good riddance! Maybe I'll finally get some peace and quiet!
13903I ran away from home. Why?
13904'Cause my father was so "cold" to me...
13905WHAT!? It's a JOKE!! LAUGH at it!!
13906I really don't! I don't care if he doesn't like my jokes!
13907Mom might have to share her mind with other people now, but she's still my mom.
13908And that's "cool!"
13909'Cause, uhh, we're made of ice and stuff.
13910WHAT!?!? It's a JOKE!! LAUGH at it!!
13911Everyone's wearing hats. Should I branch into a different item?
13912Ice jorts.
13913...doesn't have the same ring to it.
13914Ice socks and sandals.
13915I know how to set myself apart now! An ear piercing!
13916Wait.
13917We all live in the woods, so no one can tell us what to do!
13918But now everyone ignores us...
13919I don't want freedom if it means no one's gonna pay attention to me.
13920Maybe someone on the surface will pay attention to me.
13921There're so many people, someone has to, right!?
13922Hey, stop thinking about my hat!
13923...you aren't thinking about my hat?
13924...can you, please?
13925Ha! After all this time, you're still thinking about my hat!
13926...please?
13927Bahh!!! Nevermind!!
13928So? What are you waiting for!?
13929Bah! Today's monsters don't appreciate what makes puzzles great!
13930Nowadays "puzzles" are nothing but lasers and moving rocks...
13931Bahh!!!
13932There's no ART in that actiony, mindless schlock! It's just timing-based drivel!
13933Give me something that challenges the deepest reaches of my mind...
13934You! You're young! You've still got hope!
13935Geh heh heh...! Here... try solving this block-pushing puzzle!
13936Geh? Who are you?
13937Freedom? What? Bah! You're pullin' my leg!
13938You again!? Bah! I don't care about going free!
13939Do you think humans could appreciate the details of classic puzzles...?
13940(It's a box.) (Presumably to be pushed.)
13941Bah!
13942What...? WHAT are you doing!? You're pushing it ALL WRONG!
13943Bah, forget it! This generation is REALLY hopeless!
13944sistext
13945Part of me wants to see my new "brother" Aaron.
13946But most other parts of me... don't.
13947It's good to be with my sister again.
13948wherey
13949hypefade
13950phraselength
13951this_phrase
13952hole
13953hOI!! im temmie!!!
13954and dis is my friend... temmie!!!
13955woa... tem hear news... VERY GOODS!!!
13956don forget my friend!
13957yaYA!!! tems can go free!!
13958Hi.
13959I'm Bob.
13960A pleasing development, no?
13961awawawawah!!
13962humans... such a...
13963CUTE!!!!
13964woa... if tems can go on surface, can see,
13965LOT OF CUTES HUNAN!!!
13966tem... WATCH EGG!!!
13967eg... wil HATCH!!!
13968tem... PROUD PARENT!!
13969everyones go free... BUT TEM!!!
13970TEM NOT LEAV!!! TEM WATCH EG!!!
13971tem will be happily fambily,
13972Snail snail... (A long journey extends in front of you...)
13973Snail snail... (Reach far and stretch beyond the horizons.)
13974Snail snail. (So snaileth Sam Byool.)
13975Snail snail.
13976(Good gosh, don't I look like a perfectly normal snail?)
13977Snail snail. (You reached the end of your extensive journey.)
13978Snail snail. (What a long trip! Remember to stretch your muscles.)
13979hOIVS!
13980p... tem heard human allergics to tem...
13981dat OK... tem understan...
13982tem... ALSO allergic to tem!!!
13983Mushroom dance Mushroom dance Whatever could it mean
13984It symbolizes my inner pain.
13985It symbolizes my inner torment, trapped here by my hyphae.
13986My struggle to pull away. My struggle to escape. But alas, to no avail.
13987If only I could see the world above.
13988But even if the barrier was open, how would I leave...?
13989It means you've lived a life of sin.
13990It means... Don't talk to me.
13991It symbolizes my unbridled happiness.
13992The government told me they are willing to transplant me outside!
13993Why didn't you smile at my dance? It almost feels a little rude...
13994scr_enemynpc2
13995Since you flexed at me, I've been thinking of a lot of things ; )
13996Like... Flexing ; )
13997And flexing ; )
13998You came all this way to see me flex ; )
13999This really says something about you ; )
14000I... I'm sc-scared... ; )
14001Ghosts aren't real, right? ; )
14002What? They are real? Oh nooooooo ; )
14003First ghosts, are real, now anime's real ; ) All my nightmares are true ; )
14004Everything's so dirty... If I could erase everything, I would.
14005Ohhhh. Don't get the wrong idea. I don't want anyone to die.
14006People turn to dust when they die, and that's hard to clean up...
14007Don't turn to dust.
14008The surface intimidates me.
14009The entire outer layer of the Earth is made of dirt.
14010I clean off all of the trash and arrange it into symmetrical piles.
14011It's hard work, but somebody has to do it.
14012Don't drag your dirty feet in here. I just cleaned this trash!
14013Clouded Glasses
14014Temmie Armor
14015Easy to change, huh?
14016Save
14017Return
14018File saved.
14019Hey! Don't throw that away! Just deliver it!
14020Hey! Stop!!!
14021I got you guys some food, okay!?
14022Sorry about that...
14023They get kind of sassy when they don't get fed on time.
14024Um!!
14025I think they smelled the potato chips you had, and...
14026Anyway!
14027The power went out, and I've been trying to turn it back on!
14028But it seems like you were one step ahead of me.
14029This was probably just a big inconvenience for you...
14030B-but I appreciate that you came here to back me up!
14031As I said, I was afraid I might...
14032Not come back...
14033But that's not because of these guys or anything!
14034I was just worried I would be too afraid...
14035To tell the truth...
14036That I might run away, or do something...
14037Cowardly.
14038Uh... I... I suppose I owe you an explanation.
14039As you probably know, ASGORE asked me to study the nature of SOULs.
14040During my research, I isolated a power I called "determination."
14041I injected it into dying monsters so their SOULs would last after death.
14042But the experiment failed.
14043You see, unlike humans', monsters' bodies don't have enough...
14044Physical matter to take those concentrations of "determination."
14045Their bodies started to melt, and lost what physicality they had.
14046Pretty soon, all of the test subjects had melted together into...
14047Those.
14048Seeing them like this, I knew...
14049I couldn't tell their families about it.
14050I couldn't tell anyone about it.
14051No matter how much everyone was asking me.
14052And I was too afraid to do any more work, knowing...
14053...everything I'd done so far had been such a horrific failure.
14054...but now.
14055Now, I've changed my mind about all this.
14056I'm going to tell everyone what I've done.
14057It's going to be hard.
14058Being honest... Believing in myself...
14059I'm sure there will be times where I'll struggle.
14060I'm sure there will be times where I screw up again.
14061But knowing, deep down, that I have friends to fall back on...
14062I know it'll be a lot easier to stand on my own.
14063Thank you.
14064Come on, guys.
14065It's time for everyone to go home.
14066(Seems like a comfy bed.)
14067(You could probably climb into it if you were to the left of it.)
14068(There's a VHS player with a few tapes picked out beside it...)
14069(They seem to be labelled in a specific order.)
14070(Will you watch one...?)
14071(Choose a tape to watch.)
14072Tape 1
14073Tape 2
14074Tape 3
14075Tape 4
14076Tape 5
14077Psssst. Gorey, wake up.
14078Mmm? What is it, dear?
14079...err, and why do you have that video camera?
14080Shush! I want to get your reaction.
14081Gorey, dearest. What is my favorite vegetable?
14082Hmmm... Carrots, right?
14083No no no! My FAVORITE vegetable is...
14084Eda-MOM-e.
14085...get it???
14086Go back to bed, dear.
14087No no!! Not yet! Hee hee hee.
14088Now, If I were a dog, what breed of dog would I be?
14089Hmmm... I don't know, honey. What kind of dog would you be?
14090I would be...
14091A MOMERANIAN.
14092Hohoho!
14093You sure are excited to have this child.
14094You know, if you keep making jokes like this...
14095One day, you could be...
14096...a famous MOMedian.
14097Well, I am going to bed.
14098Hey! Come on, Tori! That one was funny!
14099Hahaha, I know. I am just teasing you.
14100Goodnight, dear.
14101Goodnight, honey.
14102Oh dear, perhaps it is too dark in here for the video to come out...
14103hhvol
14104Okay,
14105, are you ready?
14106Do your creepy face!
14107AHHHHH!! Hee hee hee!
14108Oh! Wait! I had the lens cap on...
14109What!? You're not gonna do it again...?
14110Come on, quit tricking me! Haha!
14111Howdy,
14112! Smile for the camera!
14113Ha, this time I got YOU! I left the cap on... ON PURPOSE!
14114Now you're smiling for noooo reason! Hee hee hee!
14115What? Oh, yeah, I remember.
14116When we tried to make butterscotch pie for Dad, right?
14117The recipe asked for cups of butter...
14118But we accidentally put in buttercups instead.
14119Yeah! Those flowers got him really sick.
14120I felt so bad. We made Mom really upset.
14121I should have laughed it off, like you did...
14122Um, anyway, where are you going with this?
14123Huh? Turn off the camera...? OK.
14124I... I don't like this idea,
14125Wh.. what? N-no, I'm not...
14126...big kids don't cry.
14127Yeah, you're right.
14128No! I'd never doubt you,
14129...Never!
14130Y... yeah! We'll be strong! We'll free everyone.
14131I'll go get the flowers.
14132...Can you hear me? We want you to wake up...
14133! You have to stay determined!
14134You can't give up... You are the future of humans and monsters...
14135Psst...
14136...Please... wake up...
14137I don't like this plan anymore.
14138I... I...
14139...no, I said... I said I'd never doubt you.
14140Six, right? We just have to get six...
14141And we'll do it together, right?
14142(It's a fake plant.)
14143(It's some kind of operating table.)
14144(It's sticky...)
14145(There's a note on the ground...) (You can't make it all out.)
14146"elevator... lost power..." "enter the center door..."
14147(That's all you could read.)
14148"drain... dropped it..."
14149"cold..."
14150"curtain..."
14151"under... sheets..."
14152(It's a refrigerator.) (It's empty.)
14153(It's a refrigerator.) (It seems to contain samples of some kind.)
14154There's something here... It feels like it's breathing.
14155There's something here... It feels like a tree, ripe with delicious fruit.
14156There's something here... Something in the shape of a man.
14157There's something here... It feels warm, and moist.
14158(It's a bed.)
14159(It's some sort of cold, rectangular object.)
14160(You found a blue key on the ground.) (You put it on your keychain.)
14161(You turned on the sink.)
14162(You really like to wash your hands.)
14163(You turned off the sink.)
14164(There's a red key lying in the sink.)
14165(You took it and put it on your keychain.)
14166(There's a green key lying in the bathtub.)
14167(It's an empty bathtub.)
14168(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a red-colored slot in the center.)
14169(The red switch has been turned on.)
14170(Click!) (The red key fits perfectly into the slot.)
14171(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a blue-colored slot in the center.)
14172(The blue switch has been turned on.)
14173(Click!) (The blue key fits perfectly into the slot.)
14174(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a green-colored slot in the center.)
14175(The green switch has been turned on.)
14176(Click!) (The green key fits perfectly into the slot.)
14177(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a yellow-colored slot in the center.)
14178(The yellow switch has been turned on.)
14179(Click!) (The yellow key fits perfectly into the slot.)
14180WARNING! WARNING!
14181ELEVATOR LOSING POWER!
14182EM TETHER STABILITY LOST!
14183ALTITUDE DROPPING!
14184(It's a voice you have never heard before.)
14185...Are you there?
14186It's been a long time, hasn't it...?
14187But you've done well.
14188Thanks to you, everything has fallen into place.
14189See you soon.
14190Hee hee hee. Did you really think you could run away?
14191Did you really think I was gonna be satisfied...
14192...killing you only ONE time?
14193Pathetic... Now you're REALLY gonna die!
14194Do you even realize what will happen if you defeat me...?
14195Don't you get it?
14196There's no such thing as happy endings.
14197This is all that's left...!
14198Are you REALLY that desperate...? Hee hee hee...
14199Are you letting me kill you... ... on PURPOSE? SICKO. Ha ha ha.
14200Honestly, fighting you IS pretty fun...
14201...So even if you ARE a sicko, I'll take it!
14202Maybe you're wondering if I ever get tired of winning...
14203Wanna see my answer?
14204Howdy!
14205It's me, FLOWEY.
14206FLOWEY the FLOWER!
14207I owe you a HUGE thanks.
14208You really did a number on that old fool.
14209Without you, I NEVER could have gotten past him.
14210But now, with YOUR help...
14211He's DEAD.
14212And I'VE got the human SOULS!
14213laugh
14214Boy!
14215I've been empty for so long...
14216It feels great to have a SOUL inside me again.
14217Mmmm, I can feel them wriggling...
14218Awww, you're feeling left out, aren't you?
14219Well, that's just perfect.
14220After all, I only have six souls.
14221I still need one more...
14222Before I become GOD.
14223And then, with my newfound powers...
14224Monsters.
14225Humans.
14226Everyone.
14227I'll show them all the REAL meaning of this world.
14228Oh, and forget about escaping to your old SAVE FILE.
14229It's gone FOREVER.
14230Golly, if only you had a SAVE FILE you could run away to...
14231But you were just too STUPID to make one!
14232But don't worry.
14233Your old friend FLOWEY...
14234Has worked out a replacement for you!
14235I'll SAVE over your own death.
14236So you can watch me tear you to bloody pieces...
14237Over, and over, and over...
14238...what?
14239Do you really think you can stop ME?
14240Hee hee hee...
14241You really ARE an idiot.
14242LV 9999
14243My World
14244Restart
14245Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS.
14246One day, they all disappeared without a trace.
14247Big boner down the lane
14248Big boner down the lane
14249Flowey's DEFENSE dropped to 0!
14250FILE 2 SAVED
14251FILE 3 SAVED
14252FILE 6 SAVED
14253FILE 3 LOADED
14254FILE 4 LOADED
14255LOAD FAILED
14256FILE 6 LOADED
14257FILE 2 LOADED
14258No... NO!!!
14259This CAN'T be happening!!!
14260You... YOU...
14261You IDIOT.
14262Did you REALLY think...
14263You could defeat ME!?
14264I am the GOD of this world.
14265And YOU?
14266You're HOPELESS.
14267Hopeless and alone...
14268Golly, that's right!
14269Your WORTHLESS friends...
14270...can't save you now.
14271Call for help. I dare you.
14272Cry into the darkness!
14273"Mommy! Daddy!" "Somebody help!"
14274See what good it does you!
14275You... uh...
14276Would you STOP that?
14277Anyway, YOU!
14278(You called for help.)
14279But nobody came.
14280Boy! What a shame!
14281Nobody else...
14282Is gonna get to see you DIE!!!
14283What?
14284How'd you...?
14285Well, I'll just
14286Wh...
14287Where are my powers!?
14288The souls...?
14289What are they doing?
14290NO!! NO!!!!!
14291YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
14292YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!
14293STOP!!! STOP IT!!!!!
14294STOOOOPPPP!!!!!
14295HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
14296And you're NEVER waking up!
14297This is all just a bad dream...
14298HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
14299You called for help...
14300DEATH
14301LIFE
14302DESPAIR
14303HOPE
14304NIGHTMARE
14305DREAMS
14306SADNESS
14307HAPPINESS
14308RUIN
14309SUCCESS
14310HATRED
14311LOVE
14312TRAPPED
14313FREEDOM
14314SLAUGHTER
14315MERCY
14316DOOM
14317LUCK
14318TERROR
14319CALM
14320HORROR
14321RELIEF
14322CRUELTY
14323KINDNESS
14324MURDERER
14325DREAMER
14326DESTROY
14327CREATE
14328CORRUPT
14329PROTECT
14330You called for help...
14331You can do it!
14332Ribbit.
14333You've GOT to win!
14334We're with you too!
14335C'mon, you got this!
14336La la la la!
14337Finally.
14338I was so tired of being a flower.
14339, are you there?
14340It's me, your best friend.
14341What a miserable creature, torturing such a poor, innocent, youth...
14342Do not be afraid, my child.
14343It is I, TORIEL, your friend and guardian.
14344At first, I thought I would let you make your journey alone...
14345But I could not stop worrying about you.
14346Your adventure must have been so treacherous.
14347...and ultimately, it would burden you with a horrible choice.
14348To leave this place, you would have to take the life of another person.
14349You would have to defeat ASGORE.
14350However... I realized...
14351I cannot allow that.
14352It is not right to sacrifice someone simply to let someone leave here.
14353Is that not what I have been trying to prevent this whole time?
14354So, for now, let us suspend this battle.
14355As terrible as ASGORE is...
14356He deserves mercy, too.
14357Tori... You came back...!
14358Do not "Tori" me, Dreemurr!
14359You pathetic whelp.
14360If you really wanted to free our kind...
14361You could have gone through the barrier after you got ONE SOUL...
14362...taken six SOULs from the humans, then come back and freed everyone peacefully.
14363But instead, you made everyone live in despair...
14364Because you would rather wait here, meekly hoping another human never comes.
14365...Tori...
14366You're right...
14367I am a miserable creature...
14368...but, do you think we can at least be friends again?
14369(Sigh.)
14370NO, Asgore.
14371Ngahhhhhh!!! ASGORE! Human!!
14372Nobody fight each other!!!
14373Everyone's gonna make friends, or else I'll...!!
14374I'll...
14375Hello. I am TORIEL.
14376Are you the human's friend?
14377It is nice to meet you.
14378Uh, yeah...?
14379Nice to meet you!
14380Hey ASGORE, is that your ex?
14381Jeez. That's rough, buddy.
14382H-hey!
14383Nobody hurt each other!!
14384Oh! Are you another friend?
14385I am TORIEL. Hello!
14386Uh, h-h-hi!
14387(THERE'S TWO OF THEM???)
14388HEY! NOBODY FIGHT ANYONE!
14389IF ANYONE FIGHTS ANYONE...!
14390THEN I'LL!!! BE FORCED!!!
14391TO ASK UNDYNE FOR HELP!!!
14392Hello!
14393OH! HELLO, YOUR MAJESTY!
14394PSST! HEY, HUMAN...
14395DID ASGORE SHAVE...?
14396AND... CLONE HIMSELF????
14397hey guys... what's up?
14398That voice ...!!
14399Hello, I think we may...
14400Know each other?
14401oh hey... i recognize your voice, too.
14402I am TORIEL.
14403So nice to meet you.
14404the name's sans.
14405and, uh, same.
14406Oh! Wait, then...!
14407This must be your brother, Papyrus!
14408Greetings, Papyrus! It is so nice to finally meet you!
14409Your brother has told me so much about you.
14410WOWIE...
14411I CAN'T BELIEVE ASGORE'S CLONE KNOWS WHO I AM!!!
14412THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!
14413Hey, Papyrus...
14414What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
14415HMMM... SNOW-PROOF ROOF TILES???
14416No, silly! A skeleton tiles his roof with...
14417SHIN-gles!!!
14418I CHANGED MY MIND!!!
14419THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
14420Come on, ASGORE! It's gonna be OK!
14421There are plenty of fish in the sea...
14422Y-yeah, ASGORE!!
14423Undyne's totally right about that fish thing!
14424S-sometimes you've just got to, uh...
14425S-stop going after furry boss monsters and, uh...
14426J-just get to know a really cute fish...?
14427It's a metaphor.
14428Well.
14429I think it's a good analogy.
14430OH MY GOD!
14431WILL YOU TWO JUST SMOOCH ALREADY!?
14432THE AUDIENCE IS DYING FOR SOME ROMANTIC ACTION!!!
14433HEY, SHUT UP!!!
14434Man, the nerve of that guy!
14435Right, Alphys!??
14436Uh, Alphys?
14437He's right.
14438LET'S DO IT.
14439??????????????
14440Well??? Uh??? I guess??? If you want to??? Then????
14441Don't hold anything back!!!
14442W-wait!
14443Not in front of the human!
14444Uhh, right! S-sorry, I got a little carried away there.
14445Hee hee hee.
14446My child, it seems as if you must stay here for a while.
14447But looking at all the great friends you have made...
14448I think...
14449I think you will be happy here.
14450H-hey, that reminds me.
14451Papyrus... YOU called everyone here, right?
14452Well, besides, uh, her.
14453Uh, anyway... If I got here before you...
14454How did you know how to call everybody?
14455LET'S JUST SAY...
14456A TINY FLOWER HELPED ME.
14457A tiny... flower?
14458You IDIOTS.
14459While you guys were having your little pow-wow...
14460I took the human SOULS!
14461And now, not only are THOSE under my power...
14462But all of your FRIENDS' SOULS are gonna be mine, too!
14463Hee hee hee.
14464And you know what the best part is?
14465It's all your fault.
14466It's all because you MADE THEM love you.
14467All the time you spent listening to them...
14468Encouraging them... Caring about them...
14469Without that, they wouldn't have come here.
14470And now, with their souls and the humans' together...
14471I will achieve my REAL FORM.
14472Hee hee...
14473Huh?
14474WHY am I still doing this?
14475Don't you get it?
14476This is all just a GAME.
14477If you leave the underground satisfied, you'll "win" the game.
14478If you "win," you won't want to "play" with me anymore.
14479And what would I do then?
14480But this game between us will NEVER end.
14481I'll hold victory in front of you, just within your reach...
14482And then tear it away just before you grasp it.
14483Over, and over, and over...
14484Hee hee hee.
14485Listen.
14486If you DO defeat me, I'll give you your "happy ending."
14487I'll bring your friends back.
14488I'll destroy the barrier.
14489Everyone will finally be satisfied.
14490But that WON'T happen.
14491You...!
14492I'll keep you here no matter what!
14493Even if it means killing you 1,000,000 times!!!!
14494What?
14495Do not be afraid, my child...
14496No matter what happens...
14497We will always be there to protect you!
14498THAT'S RIGHT, HUMAN! YOU CAN WIN!!
14499JUST DO WHAT I, WOULD DO...
14500BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
14501Hey! Human! If you got past ME, you can do ANYTHING!
14502So don't worry! We're with you all the way!
14503huh? you haven't beaten this guy yet?
14504come on, this weirdo's got nothin' on you.
14505Technically, it's impossible for you to beat him...
14506B-but... Somehow, I know you can do it!!
14507Human, for the future of humans and monsters...!
14508You have to stay determined...!
14509Urrrgh... NO!
14510Unbelievable!!
14511This can't be happening...!
14512You... YOU...!
14513I can't believe you're all so STUPID.
14514ALL OF YOUR SOULS ARE MINE!!!
14515ASRIEL DREEMURR
14516The barrier was destroyed.
14517I'm so sorry.
14518Ha... ha...
14519I don't want to let go...
14520You're...
14521You're going to do a great job, OK?
14522No matter what you do.
14523Everyone will be there for you, okay?
14524Well... My time's running out.
14525Goodbye.
14526By the way...
14527...take care of Mom and Dad for me, OK?
14528(The wardrobe is full of dirty lab coats...) (And a single clean dress.)
14529(It's a lamp with pink fish on the lampshade.) (There's no lightbulb.)
14530(There are letters from many monsters here...) (Froggit, Snowy, Doggo...)
14531(They're all unopened.)
14532(Looks like Alphys's work table.) (Seems dusty.)
14533(Looks like Mettaton is undergoing repairs.)