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1Jazz: this feeling
2you can't just interrupt lotus juice like that
3Kale (GM): I can't hear it
4internet too shit
5Jazz: it's off now so
6Kale (GM): couldn't hear it while it was on
7btw, I'm thinking
8big cast of characters as your classmates
9Jazz: rare
10Kale (GM): or literal nobodies
11Jazz: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
12fuck you
13now I gotta listen to it on my own
14Kale (GM): it was loading like shit on my PC
15anyways
16named classmates
17or literally who
18Jazz: impatient men get no answers
19Saxton: more like shin judai
20Jazz: dabs
21Saxton: rolling d420!
22(
23305
24)
25= 305
26rolling 4d20!
27(
281
29+
303
31+
3212
33+
3414
35)
36= 30
37Kale (GM): what're you doing
38Saxton: dabbing
39Kale (GM): how bout you make your character first
40before dabbing
41Saxton: I have a skillset idea
42but no character idea yet
43Jazz: technically a persona 2 song
44Kale (GM): eh
45Jazz: eh what
46maya's theme kicks ass
47fuck you
48Kale (GM): not that
49you saying it was a persona 2 song
50Jazz: yeah I was just saying
51lmao
52"fuck you you can't use music from persona 2"
53Kale (GM): this is the radio version of Aliyah's song
54Jazz: damn teo where'd you get that flow
55Kale (GM): either he got not! lotus juice to sing
56Jazz: it has to be him tho
57Kale (GM): or he's got fucking skills
58yeah
59because Teo actually made a 5 minute intro in the original song, since he comes from a prog rock background
60Jazz: he actually comes from an accordion background
61:^^^^^^^^^^)
62Kale (GM): you can have more than 1 background
63Jazz: just saiyan
64teo's remixed this song 6 times since he's a hack and he knows it makes money
65Kale (GM): yeah
66Jazz: money's money though
67Kale (GM): I mean
68gotta take care for the 6 kids
69Jazz: >^
70>6
71good one
72:^)
73Kale (GM): oh my bad
7410
75Jazz: if dick's 15
76i'd say 7
77maybe 8
78Kale (GM): how about 6
79a conservative number
80Jazz: how about
81no
82Kale (GM): I get it now
83Aliyah isn't counting eugenics
84Jazz: they just fuck
85Kale (GM): cause her strategy is Quantity > Quality
86Jazz: oh there's another one
87actually her strategy is "I love kids and I love raising them"
88you fucking freak
89Kale (GM): I'm onto your tricks
90making your small army
91Jazz: lmfao'ing at every hallow's eve
92"so uh"
93"another one huh"
94Kale (GM): lmao
95"Y'know, it's prudent to stop now"
96Jazz: either preggo or already had another one
97her dad's like wtf
98her mom has that slightly
99but hey
100grandkids
101Kale (GM): he dad just slowly feels more ashamed
102Jazz: jelly
103Kale (GM): "First she's a pedo now she doesn't understand safe sex what the fuck did I teach her all this time holy shit"
104Jazz: you didn't teach me shit about sex you were dead when I was like 12
105Kale (GM): remember kids
106use a condom
107Jazz: he's just mad he only gets to ghost bang his wife
108only a deeply troubled man would be jealous that his son in law gets to bang his daughter's pussy raw dog non stop all the time
109Kale (GM): rolling d420
110(
111294
112)
113= 294
114rolling 4d20
115(
1161
117+
11815
119+
12012
121+
1226
123)
124= 34
125Kawaii (GM): Momo and Aila stop at about 6 kids because once age is taken into account, the increasing odds of autism paired with Momo's density make it dangerous to have more
126Kale (GM): wew
127Kawaii (GM): possibly as many as 8 if twins happened at some point
128Kale (GM): y'know
129how about
130not having so many children in such a short span
131Kawaii (GM): why?
132Kale (GM): because white suburban family only has 3 kids max mmkay
1338 kids or more and you get a show on TLC
134Kawaii (GM): that's it Kale
135you forced my hand
136for fuck's sake, at least put the background images on the map/background layer
137Kale (GM): no need
138since there's no players tokens going in there :^)
139Kawaii (GM): so turn off the grid
140you lazy fuck
141Kale (GM): too much hassle for literally nothing
142I've been doing that since the beginning of the game an now that you have GM powers you're starting to complain :^)
143tsk tsk
144Kawaii (GM): now
145no*
146I'm starting to complain now because you're the one talking about how you're making more of an effort to polish things this time :^)
147Kale (GM): polishing the important things buddy :^)
148Kawaii (GM): Translator's Note: "I could make an effort, but I'd rather have every location in the game just be a jpg lazily slapped on top of a grid
149Kale (GM): and yet it works :^)
150Kawaii (GM): yeah
151like a black man on the first of the month
152Kale (GM): what
153Kawaii (GM): I'm saying it works as much as a welfare queen
154sure it's arguably functional, but I still don't like looking at all that wasted space
155but it's fine
156I fixed it for you :^)
157Kale (GM): literally a non problem but okay :^)
158have it your way
159Kawaii (GM): it's poor visual design and especially poor form for somebody saying they're making a better effort
160just take the L on this one, do you really want to die on the hill of "I'm not lazy just because I don't do this thing that takes 5 clicks."
161Kale (GM): jesus fine
162Kawaii (GM): Anime Autists Anonymous
163Jazz: turn off the grid
164Kale (GM): are you happy now
165Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
166(
1679
168+
16915
170+
17110
172+
1735
174)
175= 39
176Kale (GM): do you feel fulfilled
177Richard Welkins: rolling d420
178(
179379
180)
181= 379
182(yes)
183Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
184(
18511
186+
18710
188+
18915
190+
19117
192)
193= 53
194Jazz: >
195Her brain is smooth but her life is very happy
196aw
197Kale (GM): rolling d420
198(
199261
200)
201= 261
202ye
20315 years later, after the end of Ryuutama
204Richard, it's been 2 months since you've sent your inscription for the sisters of hope wizard academy, you've been waiting with anticipation as you spend your vacation with your 6 siblings
205today however, you're woken up by your little sister crying from downstairs, as you also share the room with your two brothers
206one of your brothers starts tugging you and moving you around
207Someone: "Big bro"
208"Big brooooo"
209"Rickyyyyyyy"
210Richard Welkins: (you could've asked me for names and pics :^) )
211Someone: (It'd take you a week)
212Richard Welkins rolls over. "Mmmmmm yeah what's up?"
213Ario Welkins: (There we go)
214"Tell Garri that it's my turn to play videogames"
215Richard Welkins rubs his eyes. "Is he still trying to beat that one level?"
216Ario Welkins: "No he already passed it"
217"It's my turn!"
218Richard Welkins stands up and stretches a little. "Hmmm."
219Ario Welkins: "Tell him"
220Richard Welkins picks him up and puts him on his shoulders. "I dunno why you'd play with those video games over me."
221Ario Welkins groans
222Ario Welkins: "But videogames are fuuuun"
223Richard Welkins: "I'll tell him don't worry."
224since it's vacations, all the kids are at home, Teo's recording studio had to be moved due to space limitation (And because he wasn't able to do his job)
225Ario Welkins: (Aliyah had to probably open the alchemy shop some other place as well)
226(Because gotta use the entire house this time)
227Richard Welkins: (when you said the house was smaller than the one in amaam I didn't think you meant it was literally tiny)
228Ario Welkins: (It's a 2 floor house)
229(where 8 people live)
230Richard Welkins: (so was the one in amaam :^^^^^^) )
231Ario Welkins: (The one in Amaam was almost a mansion)
232(This is just a regular home)
233Richard Welkins: (I feel cheated)
234(I wasn't told this)
235Ario Welkins: (Besides, it's cozier this way)
236(And Aliyah's got enough money to have a big alchemy shop)
237(Instead of a small one)
238Richard Welkins: (yeah yeah)
239you go downstairs to see Eva and Mary outside playing with a ball as Garri is playing not! Ace combat
240Richard Welkins: (it's Eve :^) )
241(you know cause that one girl never lived :^^^) )
242Ario Welkins: (Yeah that)
243(Ye)
244Garridan Welkins is playing vidya minding his own business as Aliyah cooks lunch
245Richard Welkins watches him play for a second. "When's the next chance you can save Garri?"
246Garridan Welkins shrugs
247Ario Welkins: "Tell him to let me play"
248Garridan Welkins: "You already played"
249Ario Welkins: "I didn't!"
250Garridan Welkins: "you did!"
251Richard Welkins: "Woah woah okay hold on."
252Richard Welkins sets Ario down next to Garridan. "Why don't you guys just switch off that way you both play together?"
253both: "But I wanna play videogames"
254Richard Welkins: "Yeah, you're both gonna play this way."
255"If you want you can make it a contest."
256"See who does the best on each level."
257Garridan Welkins groans
258Ario Welkins groans
259Ario Welkins: "I gueeeeesssss"
260Garridan Welkins: "Hhhhhnnnngggg"
261Richard Welkins: "I mean, I could just tell Mom neither of you want to share with each other."
262Richard Welkins smiles smugly. "Then we'll see who'll be playing the video games."
263Garridan Welkins: "ooookaaay we'll shareeee"
264Richard Welkins rubs their heads.
265Richard Welkins: "As long as you keep sharing I'll let you play for even longer."
266Ario Welkins: "ok"
267you leave as you see Ioana reading a book as Sharena is helping Mom cook, Dad will probably come from the recording studio soon
268you could talk to any of them, or you could just mind your own business
269Richard Welkins walks outside.
270Mary and Eve are both outside the house, kicking a soccer ball around
271Richard Welkins looks up at the sky and sits there in the breeze for a bit.
272after a while, you see a not! Toyota Hilux heading towards the house, Dad's car as he parks it where he usually does
273Richard Welkins: (luh mao)
274Teodoro Welkins gets out of the car with a pair of sunglasses
275Teodoro Welkins looks at you and gives a small wave
276Richard Welkins waves back.
277Kawaii (GM): momo taught him well
278Richard Welkins: "Hey Eve, pass it over here."
279Saxton: >her brain is smooth but her life is happy
280Eve Welkins kicks it towards you
281Jazz: yeah I was too lazy to write a new bio after she got mind controlled so I just had "her brain is smooth and her life is rough"
282Saxton: kek
283Richard Welkins kicks it back towards Mary. "Feels great today."
284Teodoro Welkins: "Yeah well it's gonna get better kid"
285Teodoro Welkins rubs your head as he holds an envelope
286Teodoro Welkins: "You can read it after lunch"
287Mary Welkins kicks it towards Eve
288Richard Welkins: "Awwwww, fine."
289Sharena Welkins pops out of the front door "Lunch's ready!"
290Richard Welkins snatches the envelope from Teo's hand and runs inside towards the kitchen.
291Sharena Welkins: (You can control Aliyah obviously :^) )
292Mom has already finished cooking as the table's ready
293Sharena Welkins: (What did she cook :^) )
294Aliyah Welkins: (epic)
295(uuuuuuhhhhhh)
296(herbed rice with chicken)
297Aliyah Welkins sees Richard run in. "Someone must be hungry, leave some for everyone else okay?"
298Aliyah Welkins chuckles.
299Teodoro Welkins goes to kiss his wife on the cheek "Hey babe"
300Richard Welkins jumps into his seat before he starts scarfing down the meal.
301Teodoro Welkins whispers to Aliyah's ear "He got in the Academy, but tell him after lunch"
302Teodoro Welkins turns to Richard "Hey, you're gonna choke"
303Aliyah Welkins hugs him and nods.
304Teodoro Welkins: "Eat slowly"
305Teodoro Welkins chuckles
306Richard Welkins slows down briefly to drink.
307Richard Welkins: "Yeah yeah."
308everyone goes out to eat in the table as chit chat is exchanged
309Eve Welkins: "How was work?"
310Teodoro Welkins: "Got half the album ready"
311"Might release it in 3 or 4 months from now"
312"I'd bring your mother to sing, but then that means she'd have to join me when we're on tour"
313Teodoro Welkins chuckles
314Aliyah Welkins: "I think I've done my fair share of live performances anyways."
315Teodoro Welkins: "Yeah, I'd rather keep this beautiful voice all for myself from now on"
316Teodoro Welkins gives a smug smile
317Richard Welkins: (literally everyone groans)
318everyone in the table groans
319Teodoro Welkins: "Hey, as a married man and a father I'm allowed by law to do this"
320Richard Welkins: "We're gonna need to write to our mayor."
321Eve Welkins: "Yeah"
322"This is a human rights violation"
323Teodoro Welkins: "Yeah well what a shame"
324Teodoro Welkins laughs
325Teodoro Welkins: "You'll be like me when you're older and you get such a lovely wife"
326Ioana Welkins: "I'd rather not get married then"
327Aliyah Welkins: "Oof."
328Teodoro Welkins looks at Aliyah "Don't join them, you're supposed to have my back"
329Aliyah Welkins: "I won't have you destroying their prospects of marriage before they've even left the house."
330Aliyah Welkins laughs.
331Teodoro Welkins: "Hey, what if they find a man like me? aren't I the perfect husband?"
332Teodoro Welkins has a smug smile
333Ioana Welkins: "More like the perfect dumpster"
334Eve Welkins: "pppfffft"
335Aliyah Welkins: "Now now, your father's right."
336Eve Welkins starts laughing
337Aliyah Welkins: "Though he's far from the perfect father."
338Aliyah Welkins starts laughing again too.
339Teodoro Welkins puts a hand on his chest "You wound me"
340you all finish eating as Ario and Garridan run to the couch to play videogames again
341Richard Welkins pulls the envelope out of his back pocket and starts opening it.
342Teodoro Welkins makes drum noises with his fingers on the table
343you open the envelope to see that the sisters of hope wizard academy has accepted your entry and enrolled you for a month from now
344Teodoro Welkins: "Congratulations kid"
345Aliyah Welkins claps.
346Aliyah Welkins: "Ooh, we'll have to have celebrate soon."
347Eve Welkins pats her back as she gets up "Hey, good one"
348Mary Welkins: "Yaaay!"
349Mary Welkins claps
350Ioana Welkins has already left to go reading once more
351Richard Welkins 's eyes light up when he finishes reading it.
352Sharena Welkins is taking the plates as she smiles "Congrats big bro" as she goes to wash them
353Richard Welkins scratches the back of his head before hugging Aliyah and Teo. "Wait."
354Richard Welkins: "Who's going to be the man of the house when I'm gone?"
355Richard Welkins punches his dad before running outside.
356Teodoro Welkins: "..."
357Richard Welkins: (punches him on the shoulder*)
358Teodoro Welkins groans "Seriously?"
359Richard Welkins: (lmao)
360(just decks him)
361Aliyah Welkins chuckles. "It was pretty good come on."
362Teodoro Welkins: "Yeah it was good"
363Teodoro Welkins chuckles
364some days pass
365Aliyah Welkins: (she gives him her broom obviously :^^)
366Teodoro Welkins: (The good one)
367(?)
368Aliyah Welkins: (or well)
369(it has a gun on it)
370Teodoro Welkins: (ye)
371Aliyah Welkins: (she turned it back to normal :^) )
372Teodoro Welkins: (There's two brooms)
373(The white one is for when he's 18)
374Aliyah Welkins: (works)
375(or well)
376(yeah alright)
377(who needs a car when you can just carry it with you)
378Teodoro Welkins finishes talking on the phone "Hey, Ricky"
379Teodoro Welkins: "You know Heide's kids?"
380"Kolin and Halfrid?"
381Aliyah Welkins: "Uhhhh, oh yeah."
382(fuck)
383Richard Welkins: "Uhhhh, oh yeah."
384Teodoro Welkins: "Yeah, well, they're also living in Potaru, near the school you're heading too"
385"Heide's telling me they got an extra room"
386"Pays a lot less than sending you to the dorms, and it's with people you know"
387Aliyah Welkins squints.
388Richard Welkins: "That works I guess."
389Teodoro Welkins: "Sure, I'll tell her you're in"
390"They're nice girls, I've been told"
391Teodoro Welkins whispers to your ear "Besides, you're going to a man's paradise"
392Teodoro Welkins chuckles
393Aliyah Welkins puts her hand to her chin and thinks.
394Aliyah Welkins: "Wait, did she call us to say that?"
395Teodoro Welkins: "Yeah, she called to see how we were doing, told her Ricky's heading to Potaru, and then she made the offer"
396Aliyah Welkins: "I see."
397Aliyah Welkins smiles. "I'm sure it'll be fine."
398Aliyah Welkins: ("that timing's pretty convenient to check up on us huh heide")
399Teodoro Welkins: (lmao)
400(Funny coincidences happen like that)
401(:^^^^^) )
402Aliyah Welkins: ( :^^^^^^^) )
403Teodoro Welkins: "Also, we gotta figure out how much allowance you're gonna get"
404"You gotta be responsible with your money kid"
405"You're going independent for a year"
406Aliyah Welkins: (im sure she's definitely not keeping track of aliyah and momo's kids :^^^^^) )
407Teodoro Welkins: (oh no of course not)
408Kawaii (GM): definitely doesn't have multiple backup plans to arrange marriages with any of the boys in the event that the first sons don't bite
409Richard Welkins: "Well given we're not paying for living expenses I can have a bit more than enough to get me by."
410"Buy something nice every once in a while y'know?"
411Teodoro Welkins: "really?"
412Richard Welkins: "U-Up to you two of course."
413Teodoro Welkins: "I tought it'd be nice to make you work, earn your hard earned money y'know"
414Teodoro Welkins has a smug smile
415Teodoro Welkins: "Makes you treasure it"
416Richard Welkins: "Y-Yeah?"
417"Well, I'll treasure it even more if it's from you guys."
418Teodoro Welkins: "reaaallllyyy?"
419Aliyah Welkins: "Oh come now, he's going their to study, not to bust his back 7 hours a day after school."
420"But you will have to be responsible with it."
421Teodoro Welkins: "Of course"
422Aliyah Welkins: "I will come up there myself if I catch wind of it all being spent on clothes or hair treatments or whatever."
423Richard Welkins: "G-Got it."
424Teodoro Welkins: "and you don't get to ask for more money alright?"
425"Anything extra and you'll have to work for it"
426Aliyah Welkins: "I'm sure there's loads of of part time spots and general handiwork that needs to be done in a city that big."
427Teodoro Welkins nods
428Teodoro Welkins: (Also gold is now on the same level as dollars)
429(So 1k gold is a lot)
430(Instead of nothing)
431Aliyah Welkins: (we're fucking stacked lol)
432Teodoro Welkins: (yeah)
433(500 gold a month is probably good)
434Aliyah Welkins: (600 :^) )
435Teodoro Welkins: (What's min wage a month in the US)
436Kawaii (GM): ($7.25)
437Teodoro Welkins: (I mean monthly, not hourly)
438Kawaii (GM): >monthly pay
439>minimum wage
440either way it's fuck-all, minimum wage is gay
441Aliyah Welkins: (six hundie is very reasonably)
442Teodoro Welkins: (600 gold then)
443Aliyah Welkins: (reasonable)
444Kawaii (GM): ye, 600 is reasonable
445because let's assume we're working with like...
4461970's/1980's values of the dollars
447Teodoro Welkins: "How about 600 a month?"
448Richard Welkins: "Deal."
449Teodoro Welkins: "Okay then"
450"Now uuuh"
451Teodoro Welkins looks at Aliyah "Can I have a man to man talk with Ricky?"
452Aliyah Welkins tilts her head and squints a bit before heading upstairs."
453Teodoro Welkins: "Okay son, 4 things"
454"I you're going to be an independent man soon"
455"That means you'll get to meet a lot of people, some of those people you might like a lot"
456"Get what I'm saying?"
457Richard Welkins: "Uuuh, I think yeah."
458Saxton: other men
459Teodoro Welkins: "okay, first thing, if a girl you like says they want to wait until marriage"
460"you wait until marriage"
461Richard Welkins: (kek)
462"Okay."
463Teodoro Welkins: "don't pressure, don't beg, nothing"
464"You wait okay?"
465Richard Welkins: (gee dad you're pretty serious about this :^^^) )
466Richard Welkins nods.
467Saxton: he respects women
468Teodoro Welkins: "Second. older women are like a good whiskey, it's an acquired taste, but once it sets in, it's great"
469"I have no qualms with you bringing a 20 year old girlfriend home"
470Richard Welkins: (prolly cause he fucked (read: raped) his wife before marriage)
471Teodoro Welkins: "your mother might"
472"But not me"
473Richard Welkins: "Ooooh so that's why you wanted her to leave."
474Teodoro Welkins: "Yeah"
475"Third, I know your mother won't approve"
476"But this is a different age"
477"If you wanna get your funk on before marrying and just do it casual and the like, I'm not one to stop you"
478"You're a grown man"
479"It's not the best, but what can you do"
480Teodoro Welkins: "As long as you use protection"
481Richard Welkins: "Dad I'm just going to school, I'm not about to settle down up there."
482Teodoro Welkins: "Yeah, just wait till you get your first groupies"
483"You got my genes kid"
484"And the last thing"
485"You're living with two sisters"
486"I as a married man and a father, should remain silent"
487"But as a male human being"
488Teodoro Welkins: "You have the greatest opportunity laid out on you"
489Richard Welkins: "Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh."
490Saxton: okay dude your son isn't going to sex school
491Teodoro Welkins: "Just saying"
492Richard Welkins: (aliyah cracking her knuckles far away)
493Godot: (sounds like the advice david bowie would give tbqh)
494Teodoro Welkins: "Now apart from that, don't smoke weed if you're offered, don't smoke cigarettes"
495"If you feel pressured to drink alcohol just drink one out of courtesy and don't drink anything else"
496Saxton: only one alcohol
497Teodoro Welkins: "Your best friends are the ones that don't use you"
498Saxton: stick to whiskey
499Teodoro Welkins: "And make sure you don't get too crazy out there"
500"Also, don't use my name as a status symbol, y'know how much I hate that"
501Richard Welkins: "According to you I wouldn't even need it because of you your genes."
502Richard Welkins finishes the sentence with air quotes before laughing.
503Teodoro Welkins: "Trust me kid"
504"It happens to me to this day"
505"You look like you're gonna get one fan minimum"
506"Any questions?"
507Godot: (did teodoro also have a berlin period)
508Richard Welkins: (if it hasn't, it's happening)
509Teodoro Welkins: (ye)
510Godot: (noice)
511Richard Welkins: "Uhhhhh, can't really think of anything."
512Teodoro Welkins: "Okay then"
513Teodoro Welkins pats you in the shoulder "Make me proud son"
514Godot: (MISISON: BANG 20 SKANKS)
515Saxton: respect 20 women you mean
516in the hollywood fashion
517you leave as Aliyah promptly beats up Teo without you knowing
518a while later it's time for you to go as you have your bags packed and ready to leave on the train
519Teodoro Welkins smiles as the entire family is ready to send you off
520Richard Welkins grabs both his parents in a hug.
521Teodoro Welkins hugs you "You'll do great things son"
522Aliyah Welkins motions towards the rest of the kids as she tightens her hug on him.
523the entire family hugs you in a big ol family hug before you get on the train
524and so the train leaves with you leaving your family behind for the forseeable future
525Kale (GM): that's it for now
526I can give out another solo
527but I gotta do some shit first
528Jazz: finally
529i can eat
530:^^^^^)
531Kale (GM): could just said so
532:^)
533Jazz: didn't want to be rude
534yeesh
535Saxton: could've eaten while pretending to be typing desu
536:^)
537Jazz: what now
538what does that even mean
539Saxton: I was making a joke about how long it takes you to type out lines sometimes
540desu
541Godot: one hand on the hot pocket
542the other on the board
543Jazz: rude as fcuck
544Godot: so sax, did some lucky guy get oni pus, or did some girl go aheago with big oni dick
545Saxton: hmm
546I'm gonna say the first because that's a better mental image
547Godot: nice
548so uh
549poxy's game now
550or more kale
551Saxton: he has a game?
552Kawaii (GM): pox's I believe
553Saxton:
554Shinobu Hisakawa First Die 	4
555Shinobu Hisakawa First Die 	3
556Shinobu Hisakawa First Die 	6
557Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
558(
5591
560+
5618
562+
56320
564+
56516
566)
567= 45
568rolling d420
569(
570178
571)
572= 178
573Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
574(
575348
576)
577= 348
578rolling 4d20
579(
5801
581+
58216
583+
58420
585+
5866
587)
588= 43
589somewhere in Kusa no Oka
590it's 2 PM as everyone's on vacation and at the house, well, obviously except Guida and Hana, Guida's always working and comes home like 5 times a year, plus hardly calls, Hana is more friendly and you get to hear from her often
591what are you doing currently?
592Monte Miyamoto is practicing magic outside
593gimme magic roll
594Monte Miyamoto: rolling 5d6
595(
5961
597+
5982
599+
6004
601+
6025
603+
6042
605)
606= 14
607nothing to write home about, but you're getting there
608Nadia Miyamoto claps as she looks at you "Nice!"
609Nadia Miyamoto: "Wish I could do that kind of stuff"
610Godot: (so are these momo's kids)
611Monte Miyamoto scratches his head "Thanks sis, but I've still got a long way to go."
612Monte Miyamoto: (yes)
613Nadia Miyamoto: (Yeah)
614(All 8 of them)
615Godot: (so he did get that rabbit puss)
616Nadia Miyamoto: (Have I mentioned his wife is a rabbit)
617(ye)
618(Literally fucked like rabbits)
619(So they get an excuse)
620Monte Miyamoto: (it's her fault)
621Nadia Miyamoto: (Aliyah and Teo are just freaks of nature that can't stop :^) )
622Vince Miyamoto shrugs as he drinks some soda "Eh"
623Jazz: reminder that kale is a bitch I wouldn't budge from them having only 7 kids
624Vince Miyamoto: "Swords and fighting is still miles better than pansy magic"
625Godot: (it's !david bowie, c'mon)
626Jazz: and wouldn't*
627Nadia Miyamoto: "Don't be like that"
628Monte Miyamoto: "Vin, you know neither of us get to call anyone else pansies."
629Nadia Miyamoto: "Yeah, otherwise I tell mom"
630Jazz: is vince a dude
631Monte Miyamoto: (ye)
632Jazz: the art betrays it a bi
633the art betrays it a bit
634Monte Miyamoto: (well I didn't expect kale to come out the gate having him calling people pansies while looking like a young bunny sephiroth)
635(but hey what can you do?)
636Jazz: kek
637Monte Miyamoto: (he and Nadia are twins tho, Aliyah got to name the pair)
638Nadia Miyamoto: (lmao)
639Jazz: (he named mary so its fair)
640you keep practicing as Monika and Kazuo have a friendly wrestling spar in the distance, switching from grapple to grapple
641meanwhile Naomi is somewhere inside the house being Shy by herself, and Nhazul is being a little kid
642Godot: (wrastlin)
643Nadia Miyamoto: (born from a hick)
644Monte Miyamoto: (kids play fighting is good)
645(teaches them how to move)
646"Besides, dad disagrees with you on that."
647Vince Miyamoto: "Nuh uh"
648"He's a swordsman, not a wizard for a reason"
649Monte Miyamoto: "Oh yeah?"
650"Where was all the warrior pride last time Aunt Aliyah came to visit?"
651Godot: (UH OH)
652Jazz: let's see you talk that mad shit in front of the welkins family
653Vince Miyamoto: "u-u-uh"
654"s-shut up"
655Nadia Miyamoto laughs
656Monte Miyamoto laughs too "You have to admit you left yourself open to that one."
657Vince Miyamoto holds out his practice sword "Just wait till I become as strong as dad"
658Vince Miyamoto: "Then I'll make a new rule, that magic is dumb"
659"And that the strongest guy becomes king"
660Monte Miyamoto: "And then you'll turn it around when you need big brother to heal you."
661Vince Miyamoto: "nuh uh"
662Monte Miyamoto shrugs "That's okay. I'd still heal you anyway."
663Vince Miyamoto: "Well I wouldn't need it"
664"cause I'd be the strongest"
665Monte Miyamoto: "But what if Kaz gets even stronger?"
666Kazuo Miyamoto has Monika in a headlock "Called me?"
667Monte Miyamoto: "Vince is just saying that he's gonna be the strongest."
668Kazuo Miyamoto: "Maybe if he has a sharp stick"
669"I'll be the strongest with just my hands"
670Kazuo Miyamoto shitfts as he now has Monika in kimura (Without putting any pressure) as Monika sighs
671Monika Miyamoto: "You win again..."
672Kazuo Miyamoto pumps his fist in the air "ALL RIGHT"
673Kazuo Miyamoto: "See you're both wrong"
674"cause relying on anything but your own body is for dummies"
675Monte Miyamoto: "I didn't exactly choose to be born a sorcerer you know."
676Kazuo Miyamoto: "You can still turn back now!"
677"Cause I'm gonna be a wrestler!"
678"And do spinebusters! and uh powerbombs!"
679Monte Miyamoto: "But then I'd have to fight you."
680"And you should learn more than wrestling, you know."
681Kazuo Miyamoto: "no"
682Kazuo Miyamoto gives you a constanza smile
683Monte Miyamoto: "I'm not telling you to learn magic or swords, you know."
684"Dad says you need to work on your striking too."
685Kazuo Miyamoto keeps giving you the constanza smile
686Monte Miyamoto raises an eyebrow "Well don't say I didn't warn you."
687Kazuo Miyamoto shakes his head "foolish big bro, wrestling is all that you need in life"
688Vince Miyamoto: "Nuh uh"
689Monte Miyamoto: "Not my words, dad's."
690Vince Miyamoto: "All you need in life is a good sword!"
691Monte Miyamoto: "You realize if he catches you two having this argument again, he's going to prove you both wrong?"
692Nadia Miyamoto: "All you need in life is tasty food!"
693Monte Miyamoto: "Finally, something sensible."
694Monika Miyamoto raises her hand while she's still in the ground "And money!"
695Monika Miyamoto: "When I'm old, Imma be the queen of Kusa no Oka!"
696Monte Miyamoto: "I don't think the Emperor is going anywhere any time soon..."
697Monika Miyamoto: "Then I'll be a revoluton princess!"
698"And take down the government, and become the queen of the world"
699"And every day is gonna be ice cream day!"
700"and pizza day"
701"and uuuuuuh, toys will be free forever"
702Monte Miyamoto sighs "Whatever you say."
703Aila Miyamoto: "Momo!"
704Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah mom?!"
705Aila Miyamoto: "Help me with the cooking, your dad is gonna come home from hunting soon!"
706"we're making venizon today!"
707Monte Miyamoto goes in "Okay!"
708you get to the kitchen as mom gives you a kiss in the forehead "Practicing magic?"
709Monte Miyamoto blushes "Yeah..."
710Jazz: we're making verizon today
711Monte Miyamoto: (mom you're embarrassing me in front of nobody)
712Aila Miyamoto smiles as she pinches your cheek "cute~"
713Aila Miyamoto: "C'mon help me peel the potatoes"
714Monte Miyamoto: "Okay but please stop pinching my cheeks."
715Aila Miyamoto: "No"
716Aila Miyamoto chuckles
717Aila Miyamoto: "your cheeks are mine boy"
718Monte Miyamoto starts peeling potatoes "I'm not a little kid you know."
719Aila Miyamoto: "you are to me"
720"You can be 50 years old and you'll still be my lil bun o' sun"
721Monte Miyamoto: "Mom..."
722Aila Miyamoto: "Nuh uh, can't change my mind"
723you keep cooking as Naomi is playing vidya by herself, as Nhazul watches her
724after a while you see Dad coming from the woods with a deer on each shoulder
725Aila Miyamoto: "Go say hi to your dad while I finish here"
726Monte Miyamoto: "Yep!"
727Monte Miyamoto runs out "Hi dad! Want any help?"
728Jazz: he throws both deer on top of him
729Aila Miyamoto: (it's a punishment for not training his body well enough)
730Mitsuo Miyamoto continues strolling toward his house "Hey Momo, I'm alright. Has everyone been good while I was gone?"
731Aila Miyamoto: (And studying pansy magic)
732Mitsuo Miyamoto looks over the others
733now Kazuo and Vince are the ones wrestling as Kaz has him on an argentinian backbreaker, while the two girls cheer them on
734Mitsuo Miyamoto: "Same argument?"
735Monte Miyamoto nods "Yeah."
736Vince Miyamoto: "YOU'RE...GONNA GET IT!"
737Kazuo Miyamoto: "First you gotta beat my impenetrable hold!"
738Mitsuo Miyamoto sets the deer down outside near the front door "Imprenetrable?"
739Mitsuo Miyamoto: "I think you mean unbreakable."
740"And I'll believe it when I see it."
741Kazuo Miyamoto: "Yeah that!"
742"My unbreakable hold!"
743"See he aint breaking!"
744Vince Miyamoto: "Daaaad! tell Kaz he's wrong!"
745Kazuo Miyamoto: "nuh uh! you're wrong!"
746Mitsuo Miyamoto: "Well you're both wrong from the look of it."
747both: "nuh uh!"
748Mitsuo Miyamoto: "Vin, you should know how to get out of that hold, and Kaz you should know better than to rely on a hold."
749"Especially when your opponent is bigger and can shift his weight in ways you can't predict."
750Mitsuo Miyamoto clears his throat
751Aila Miyamoto: "Save the lessons after lunch Momo"
752"I mean"
753"Mitsuo"
754Aila Miyamoto laughs a little
755Mitsuo Miyamoto separates Vin and Kaz "Come on. We're gonna do some review lessons after we eat."
756you all go to eat, like usual the table turns into a mess as everyone starts eating
757Vince Miyamoto steals Monika's potatoes as she steals some of Kaz's Venizon
758Naomi Miyamoto eats silently and politely
759Monte Miyamoto eats politely like Naomi, protecting his plate and making sure nobody takes from hers or Nhaz's
760Nadia Miyamoto eats her food with gusto as she sits next to Monte, ensuring her food won't get stolen
761Nadia Miyamoto: "trade you the veggies for extra venizon"
762Nadia Miyamoto looks at you
763Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...alright."
764Monte Miyamoto trades some meat for veggies with a smile "But only because you're so nice about it."
765Nhazul Miyamoto eats his food as he makes noises while he eats
766Nadia Miyamoto trades the food, as you didn't realize until after eating that she also took an extra potato slice why you weren't looking
767Monte Miyamoto: (woow)
768Godot: (owned kid)
769you all finish eating as Aila says "Nadia's on cleaning duty"
770Aila Miyamoto: "I'm gonna go crash and burn"
771Aila Miyamoto gets up as she heads to her bedroom
772Aila Miyamoto stops and turns towards you "Momo, can you do me a favor and send this letter to the postal office? before I forget"
773Aila Miyamoto points at a letter on the table
774Mitsuo Miyamoto: "Hmm? Oh sure thing. You rest up, babe."
775Aila Miyamoto: "Oh uh"
776"Meant for Monte"
777Mitsuo Miyamoto: "Whoops."
778Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, sure, I can take it."
779"What is it?"
780Aila Miyamoto: "Monthly subscription to the gym I go to"
781Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, alright then."
782Jazz: >no gym at home
783what a cruel meme
784Monte Miyamoto: (but there literally is)
785Aila Miyamoto: (She just likes heading there)
786Monte Miyamoto: (Kale just insists on Aila having a gym membership for some reason)
787Jazz: dare I say it
788gym bunny
789Aila Miyamoto: (She's got friends there)
790(and that too)
791(They're rich, they can pay for dumb stuff)
792Monte Miyamoto: (so help me if you're implying implications, I'll send Ted Cruz to Kale's house right fuckin' now)
793Aila Miyamoto: (What)
794Jazz: lel
795Monte Miyamoto: "I should be able to make it before they close if I leave now, right?"
796Aila Miyamoto: "Yeah"
797Monte Miyamoto takes the letter "Alright, I'll be right back!"
798Monte Miyamoto runs out to go to the post office
799as you go running you see the postman heading towards your house before he stops
800Jazz: it's beat
801Someone: "Oh, the Miyamoto kid?"
802Monte Miyamoto catches his breath "Yeah, I was asked to get this letter sent out."
803Someone takes out a letter "Got a letter for you, saves me the trip there"
804Monte Miyamoto: "I'll trade you."
805Someone nods "sure thing"
806you both pass the letters as you see it addressed to you....and it's got the sisters of hope symbol on it...
807Monte Miyamoto looks at it wide-eyed and opens it on the spot
808it's your letter of acceptation into sisters of hope academy!
809Monte Miyamoto stares at it for a few moments and runs into his house "Mom, dad!"
810Aila Miyamoto: "What?"
811Monte Miyamoto holds up the letter "I got accepted!"
812Aila Miyamoto beams up as she starts hugging Monet "I knew it!"
813Aila Miyamoto: (monte*)
814Mitsuo Miyamoto gets up and pats Monte on the back "I told you it was a sure thing."
815Mitsuo Miyamoto: "Congrats, Momo."
816Aila Miyamoto gives you hugs and kisses as your brothers and sisters look at your celebration
817Nadia Miyamoto: "yay!"
818Vince Miyamoto: "Congratulations"
819Naomi Miyamoto: "hmm"
820Monte Miyamoto: "Thanks, but..."
821Naomi Miyamoto is playing videogames
822Monte Miyamoto looks at Aila and Mitsuo "There's a lot of stuff to figure out now, isn't there?"
823Aila Miyamoto: "Yeah"
824"Don't worry, we'll get that done in no time flat
825some time flat later
826after a month of packing and figuring out stuff, you're ready to venture forth as you're in the train station that heads to the capital
827Aila Miyamoto: "Hana is gonna be waiting on the train station ok?"
828Monte Miyamoto nods "Right."
829Aila Miyamoto: "Just follow the signs and you'll get to her"
830"If you get lost, you know her number"
831"Your stop is Potaru, 10th Knight street station, ok?"
832"Not 9th, not 11th, 10th"
833Monte Miyamoto: "Potaru, 10th Knight Street Station, got it mom."
834Aila Miyamoto: "Okay, all your bags in order?"
835"toothbrush"
836"Clothes for a week"
837Monte Miyamoto: "Yep. Also yep."
838Aila Miyamoto: "All your stuff, ready?"
839"Double checked?"
840Monte Miyamoto: "Triple checked."
841Aila Miyamoto: "Ok, don't forget your bags once you're leaving the station"
842"And don't accept any strangers help"
843Monte Miyamoto: "I know."
844Aila Miyamoto still looks worried as fuck as she gives you a big hug
845Monte Miyamoto hugs her "I'll be okay, mom. I'll be with big sis."
846Aila Miyamoto: "You're gonna make me proud y'know that?"
847Monte Miyamoto: "I hope so."
848Aila Miyamoto: "Don't say that, just say you will"
849Monte Miyamoto laughs "Okay, I will, mom."
850Aila Miyamoto gives you a big kiss on the forehead as the train arrives
851Mitsuo Miyamoto pats him on the shoulder "Do your best out there, Momo."
852Monte Miyamoto blushes slightly and hugs them both "I-I will. I'll miss you both!"
853Monte Miyamoto goes to get on the train
854Aila Miyamoto waves you goodbye as the train starts
855Mitsuo Miyamoto waves as well, his other arm around Aila
856Monte Miyamoto waves back at them
857you get in the train as you sit comfortably
858Aila Miyamoto: (And now we wait for Jazz to come back)
859(And he's back)
860that what you'd due, except you find Richard on the same train as you
861of course both of you are childhood friends, and considering your parents can teleport around the world in a blink, you probably meet each other once every 2 weeks or so
862Monte Miyamoto smiles "I was hoping I'd find you on this train."
863Richard Welkins: (that what you'd due)
864(lord save me)
865Aila Miyamoto: (You'd do)
866Richard Welkins smiles back. "The feeling's mutual. Everything same as it ever was at your house?"
867Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, Vin and Kaz were wrestling when I left. Yours?"
868Richard Welkins: "Just the same. Never a dull day."
869Monte Miyamoto chuckles "I dunno, things might get more dull once we're away from them for long enough."
870Richard Welkins: "Oh please, you and I both know the opposite will occur."
871Richard Welkins laughs.
872Monte Miyamoto laughs "You're right."
873Monte Miyamoto: "I wonder what it'll be like in person."
874Richard Welkins: "Alotta brick and alotta people."
875Monte Miyamoto: "Well I guess that's true, but I guess I was wondering about the people we'd meet."
876Richard Welkins: "You're guess is as good as mine."
877(your)
878Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...how long do you think it'll take for trouble to find us?"
879Richard Welkins: "Less than a day."
880Monte Miyamoto: "I'll say 2 days."
881Richard Welkins scratches the back of his head. "At least for me, I'm living with Kolin and Halfrid."
882Monte Miyamoto looks shocked "I'm not sure if I should be surprised, worried, or jealous."
883Kale (GM): (>jealous)
884Richard Welkins: "Worry would be appropriate."
885Monte Miyamoto: (of the general circumstance, boyo)
886Kale (GM): (Looks like Heide won’t have to put any effort then :^) )
887Richard Welkins: (wrong again)
888(pathetic)
889Monte Miyamoto: "They've seemed nice enough any time I met them."
890Richard Welkins: "Least it saves dorm expenses. But then again there'll probably be some medical costs from being used as gym equipment."
891Monte Miyamoto: "I'm sure it won't be that bad. They'll just try to make you work out with them."
892Richard Welkins: "More medical costs when I'm forced to bench 600lbs."
893Richard Welkins chuckles.
894Richard Welkins: "Where are you staying?"
895Monte Miyamoto: "Hana's house actually. It's not the closest place to the school, but it definitely saves on dorm expenses."
896"And the food..."
897Richard Welkins: "Oh right, she lives in Potaru."
898"Didn't even think of that."
899Monte Miyamoto: "I kind of forgot too right up until mom reminded me."
900"We always hear more about the places she's gone to cook than her day to day in the city."
901Richard Welkins: "Sounds about right when you're in that kind of work far from home."
902Nhazul Miyamoto: (We end when you guys have nothing else to talk about)
903Monte Miyamoto: (we can cut there for now and save some for later :^))
904Kale (GM): (Up2u)
905Richard Welkins: (up2u)
906( :^)
907Monte Miyamoto: (:^))
908Kale (GM): (Keep talking then idc)
909Monte Miyamoto: (I mean I was trying to say I'm pretty much out of stuff for now :^))
910Kale (GM): (Ah, so that’s it for today then :^) )
911Richard Welkins: (same, might as well cut it til everyone else gets in)
912you keep talking as the train keeps rolling on
913Kawaii (GM): the lads don't know the eugenics plan
914Kale (GM): Move to discord
915Jazz: no
916Saxton: rolling d420!
917(
91813
919)
920= 13
921rolling 4d20!
922(
9234
924+
9256
926+
92712
928+
92920
930+
9319
932)
933= 51
934who names their kid nhazul
935Kawaii (GM): I dunno
936ask the guy he's named after
937I would but he died :^)
938Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
939(
940316
941)
942= 316
943rolling 4d20!
944(
94512
946+
9473
948+
9496
950+
95114
952)
953= 35
954Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
955(
95616
957+
9585
959+
9606
961+
9624
963)
964= 31
965rolling d420
966(
967239
968)
969= 239
970(Sax you there)
971Shinobu Hisakawa: no
972are you
973Kale (GM): (no)
974out on the middle of nowhere, somewhere in Kusa no Oka
975you're walking home minding your own business
976nothing really extraordinary happening, maybe that's why it's so boring around here
977Kale (GM) you walk downhill as your house is on the left, altough, you don't have to get home early at all, so you could go to a shop and get a smoothie or something
978you walk downhill as your house is on the left, altough, you don't have to get home early at all, so you could go to a shop and get a smoothie or something
979Shinobu Hisakawa is in no hurry to get home
980there's a shop that sells smoothies nearby, there's also an empty lot with a pretty nice vista, and a park nearby
981Shinobu Hisakawa gets herself a smoothie and slowly strolls towards home
982Kale (GM): (What flavor :^) )
983Shinobu Hisakawa: (let's say raspberry)
984your drinking your raspberry smoothie as you head home, once you get there, you see that some mail has arrived
985Shinobu Hisakawa: (like in the mailbox?)
986Kale (GM): (ye)
987Shinobu Hisakawa: (brb)
988Kale (GM): (Forgot the name for a second)
989Shinobu Hisakawa: (back)
990Shinobu Hisakawa checks what's in the mailbox
991bills, bills, bills, Sport illustrated weekly, Letter from Sisters of hope academy, more bills
992Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh?"
993Shinobu Hisakawa looks at the letter.
994it's got the sisters of hope logo on it
995and it's adressed towards you
996Shinobu Hisakawa takes all the letters and heads inside.
997Shinobu Hisakawa: "Mom? Dad?"
998Himawari Hisakawa: "Kick the baalll!"
999"Kick the bloody baaalll!"
1000Himawari Hisakawa is watching soccer on TV
1001Shinobu Hisakawa: (gay)
1002Jun Hisakawa: "Hey honey"
1003"What's up?"
1004Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, there's mail for you guys, and uh..."
1005Shinobu Hisakawa holds up the letter.
1006Jun Hisakawa: "Oh"
1007"Well let's open it then"
1008Jun Hisakawa smiles
1009Himawari Hisakawa: "huh? oh hey"
1010Himawari Hisakawa turns around from the couch to look at you
1011Shinobu Hisakawa opens the letter to read it.
1012it's the academy formally accepting you to study
1013Shinobu Hisakawa: "...I got in."
1014Jun Hisakawa: "That's great!"
1015Himawari Hisakawa: "Hmm? oh that's great"
1016Shinobu Hisakawa: "I mean, I was hoping they would accept me, but... I had doubts."
1017"But if they did, I gotta do my best."
1018Himawari Hisakawa: "That's right, and don't worry if you screw up, you still got a lot of opportunities"
1019Jun Hisakawa: "I know you'll do your best"
1020Jun Hisakawa smiles
1021Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's not how I want to think about it, mom..."
1022Himawari Hisakawa: "Eh, don't worry"
1023"You'll make it if you work hard"
1024Himawari Hisakawa goes back to watching soccer
1025Jun Hisakawa scratches his hair "Well, when does it say you have to leave?"
1026Shinobu Hisakawa: (when does it)
1027Jun Hisakawa: (In about a month)
1028Shinobu Hisakawa: "A bit over a month from now."
1029Jun Hisakawa: "Well, gotta start preparing everything now then"
1030Shinobu Hisakawa: "Y-yeah..."
1031Himawari Hisakawa: "Are you blind?! he's right there! he's right there!"
1032Himawari Hisakawa shouts at the TV
1033Jun Hisakawa puts a hand on your shoulder "I know you'll make us proud"
1034Shinobu Hisakawa: "Thanks... I hope so."
1035sometime later and you're on the train station with everything ready
1036Himawari Hisakawa has a leather jacket and a pair of sunglasses "Well, this is it"
1037Jun Hisakawa: "I used to live in school dorms as well, it's nice to say the least"
1038Jun Hisakawa smiles
1039Shinobu Hisakawa hugs her parents. "Thanks for letting me have a shot at this."
1040Himawari Hisakawa: "It's an expensive place, so you only have one shot at it okay?"
1041"Make it count"
1042Shinobu Hisakawa: "R-right."
1043Himawari Hisakawa pats your head "go ahead and make your parent's proud okay?"
1044Shinobu Hisakawa nods.
1045Jun Hisakawa smiles as you get on the train
1046the train leaves as you head towards Potaru...
1047Jun Hisakawa: (Now for Godot's intro)
1048(Mother fucker, I had this pic ready for sax)
1049(I forgot to change the player marker)
1050Shinobu Hisakawa: (good job)
1051Jun Hisakawa: (3 years of GMing experience everybody)
1052Godot: (ez pz)
1053Kale (GM): (okay then)
1054welp, vacation's almost over, time to go back to sleep at the dorms...
1055Phyllis Gimmes is driving as she's taking you to the dorms again
1056Phyllis Gimmes: "Excited for another year?"
1057Silica Gimmes stares out the car window, refusing to answer.
1058Phyllis Gimmes: "Come on sis, you can talk to me"
1059Silica Gimmes: "Shut up, goody two-shoes."
1060Phyllis Gimmes sighs "you don't have to be rude"
1061Phyllis Gimmes: "look, maybe this year you'll learn something different other than shooting star!"
1062Silica Gimmes gives a small hmph.
1063Phyllis Gimmes: "Things could change this year y'know?"
1064Silica Gimmes crosses her arms. "You don't need another spell, Phyllis."
1065Shinobu Hisakawa: (rude)
1066Phyllis Gimmes: "Well, I hope you can prove me wrong"
1067Silica Gimmes gives a mischievous smile. "Oh, I will."
1068Phyllis Gimmes: "I just don't want you staying behind the curve on your grades"
1069"Mom and Dad are spending a lot of money on this school"
1070Silica Gimmes waves her off. "Grades, whatever. Not like I'm in the top school like you."
1071Silica Gimmes: "As long as I can master my craft and have plenty of test subjects."
1072"And I still passed."
1073Phyllis Gimmes: "barely"
1074Silica Gimmes gives a triumphant smile.
1075Phyllis Gimmes: "And barely is not enough in the Gimmes family and you know that"
1076Silica Gimmes narrows her eyes and sticks her tongue out at her sister.
1077Silica Gimmes: "I'm last in line, what does it matter?"
1078Phyllis Gimmes: "You shouldn't look at it like that y'know"
1079Silica Gimmes: "Cousin Abby has autism and she's ahead of me!"
1080Phyllis Gimmes: "Even if you're last in line, you could become succesful in your own way!"
1081Silica Gimmes slumps back in her seat.
1082Phyllis Gimmes: "And Abby's autism actively helps her in magic"
1083Silica Gimmes: "Or maybe you'll all die or something."
1084Phyllis Gimmes: "Silica!"
1085"Don't say that!"
1086Silica Gimmes: "Oh yeah, like it will happen."
1087Phyllis Gimmes: "Word are powerful y'know"
1088Shinobu Hisakawa: (next episode: phyllis dies in magma)
1089Phyllis Gimmes: "look, how about this year if you start to fail classes, you call me and I can tutor you okay?"
1090Silica Gimmes: "Ew, no way."
1091Silica Gimmes shakes her head, "No, no no no."
1092Phyllis Gimmes: "How do you want to succeed if you can't accept help?"
1093Silica Gimmes: "The second year is easier than the first anyway."
1094"I just need to hone my craft."
1095Silica Gimmes does a mock cast of Magic Missile.
1096Phyllis Gimmes sighs profusely "Fine, do it your way"
1097Phyllis Gimmes parks in front of the dorms "look, please don't dissapoint Mom and Dad again this year"
1098Phyllis Gimmes: "You fail the year and they're sending you to military school"
1099Silica Gimmes: "And YOU do it YOUR way. Volunteering at the hospital, winning duels, valedictorian..."
1100"What."
1101Phyllis Gimmes: "You fail the year, and they're sending you to military school"
1102Silica Gimmes: "They were serious about that?"
1103Phyllis Gimmes: "Yes"
1104Silica Gimmes a cold sweat comes over her body.
1105Phyllis Gimmes: "Do you understand why I want you to succeed now?"
1106"I don't want to see my little sis not accomplishing her dreams"
1107"And instead getting sent to boot camp"
1108Silica Gimmes says nervously, "I.. I'll be fine! No problem! Hahahha..."
1109Silica Gimmes quickly gathers her things out of the car.
1110Phyllis Gimmes: "Stay safe you hear me?"
1111"And I don't want to hear any more complaints from your roomates!"
1112Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, yeah."
1113"They're all a bunch of snooty bitches, who cares what they think."
1114Phyllis Gimmes: "I don't care what they think, I care what the principal thinks"
1115Silica Gimmes gives an easy smile. "Whatever. Bye-bye, sis!"
1116Silica Gimmes slams the door waving her off.
1117Phyllis Gimmes: "bye-bye!"
1118you head to the dorms as once again, nobody really talks to you or says hi
1119well everyone except your roommate from last year...
1120Tsurugi : "h-hey Cilica"
1121Shinobu Hisakawa: (celica)
1122Silica Gimmes plops down her stuff on her bed and just stares at her roommate.
1123Tsurugi : (Doesn't even know her name properly)
1124"U-umm, I'll be changing rooms from now on"
1125Silica Gimmes smiles. "You look better with hair!"
1126Tsurugi scratches her hair as she looks down "R-right..."
1127Tsurugi : "Took...took some time for it to grow"
1128Silica Gimmes walks over to her real close-like. "Would be a SHAME if it somehow disappeared again."
1129Tsurugi : "What?"
1130Silica Gimmes puts a hand on her shoulder. "You know how hair can just disappear."
1131Silica Gimmes: "With no cause."
1132Silica Gimmes turns to her and gives her a big smile. "Right?"
1133Tsurugi : "Why are you so mean?"
1134"No wonder you don't have friends!"
1135Tsurugi turns around "I was just gonna say goodbye!"
1136Silica Gimmes: "Pffffffffffffttttttttttt"
1137Tsurugi : "But have it your way Magic missile girl"
1138Tsurugi leaves the room as she heads to another place entirely
1139Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, yeah, shoo, shoo."
1140Silica Gimmes looks around the room. "Nice."
1141after a while, your new roommate appears, that is, Shinobu appears
1142Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
1143Silica Gimmes thinks to herself. "She's too big to bully."
1144Silica Gimmes lies down on her bed, right on top of her stuff that still hasn't been unpacked.
1145Shinobu Hisakawa enters the room with her stuff. "Uh, hi. I was told I'm gonna share a room with you."
1146Silica Gimmes just stares at the ceiling.
1147Shinobu Hisakawa looks for a while, then starts getting her stuff in place. "...Okay then. My name's Shinobu, by the way."
1148Silica Gimmes: "So what are you, a first year?"
1149Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah."
1150Silica Gimmes: "Ughh."
1151Silica Gimmes sits herself up. "A few groundrules: I'm a very busy woman, and I practice a lot. You will, too in a few weeks."
1152Shinobu Hisakawa: "Okay."
1153Silica Gimmes: "So don't bitch and moan about a magic missile being fired off at 3am."
1154Shinobu Hisakawa: "Magic missile?"
1155Silica Gimmes: "Magic missile. The only spell a true witch would ever need."
1156Shinobu Hisakawa: "In the room?"
1157Silica Gimmes gives back a blank stare. "Yes."
1158Silica Gimmes: "I try to aim out the window."
1159Shinobu Hisakawa: "And you haven't blown up the room yet?"
1160Silica Gimmes: "Not this one."
1161Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oh."
1162Silica Gimmes: "Magic is a very dangerous art. And for whatever reason the teachers don't like you practicing all night."
1163"I have no other choice but to use this as my tertiary workshop of magical wonder."
1164Shinobu Hisakawa: "I mean, if it works for you. But isn't there a better place?"
1165Silica Gimmes: "No, I was banned from the park."
1166"And the garden."
1167"And the canal."
1168Tsurugi : (And the parking lot)
1169(And the roof)
1170(And the classrooms)
1171Shinobu Hisakawa: "Right."
1172Silica Gimmes: "You know what, you don't seem like a total bitch."
1173"That's a refreshing change."
1174Shinobu Hisakawa: (she has an oni mother so she's at least somewhat tolerant to shit being loud and/or getting destroyed)
1175(though not inside the house)
1176"Uh, thanks?"
1177Silica Gimmes finally starts putting her things away. "You're welcome."
1178Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Mind if I ask your name? I think I should know that about my roommate."
1179Silica Gimmes: "Silica Gimmes."
1180"And you're uhhhhh... Sinabu?"
1181Shinobu Hisakawa: "Shinobu."
1182"Shinobu Hisakawa."
1183"Well... I hope we'll get along."
1184Silica Gimmes: "Maybe so, maybe not."
1185Silica Gimmes shrugs.
1186and so, your time as roomates starts
1187Tsurugi : (Are Jazz and Kawaii here?)
1188Silica Gimmes: (give them an @ in the game channel)
1189Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
1190(
1191388
1192)
1193= 388
1194rolling 4d20
1195(
11969
1197+
119819
1199+
120016
1201+
12026
1203)
1204= 50
1205(bruh them digits)
1206Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
1207(
1208402
1209)
1210= 402
1211rolling 4d20!
1212(
121311
1214+
12153
1216+
12178
1218+
12191
1220)
1221= 23
1222Monte Miyamoto: (you only have to reroll if you leave)
1223Silica Gimmes: rolling d420
1224(
1225378
1226)
1227= 378
1228(high dank levels today)
1229Shinobu Hisakawa: (does silica use medical supplements)
1230Monte, you arrive at your station as Richard as said goodbye a while ago
1231Silica Gimmes: (what kind of supplements)
1232as you leave the station, you see a familiar face holding a sign that says "Cutest bunny in the world Momo" with a smiley face written on it
1233Hana Miyamoto waves at you
1234Monte Miyamoto blushes in embarrassment as he walks over "Nice to see you too, big sis."
1235Hana Miyamoto: "How you been?"
1236Hana Miyamoto gives you a big hug
1237Hana Miyamoto: "It's been so long since I've seen you!"
1238"Are you taller now?"
1239Monte Miyamoto hugs her "It hasn't been that long, but yeah. Things are still okay at home aside from Vin and Kaz never getting bored of their fights."
1240Monte Miyamoto: "How have you been?"
1241Hana Miyamoto: "Pretty well, restaurant still standing up"
1242Hana Miyamoto smiles as she gets into her not! Mini cooper
1243Hana Miyamoto: "Come on, I'll take you to my place"
1244Monte Miyamoto puts his luggage in the back and gets in "Cute car."
1245Hana Miyamoto: "I know"
1246you keep driving until you reach a place mildly far away from town, about 45 minutes in bus, a two story house, quaint and comfy
1247Hana Miyamoto: "Well, this is my lil cave"
1248Silica Gimmes: (don't you mean hole)
1249Monte Miyamoto: "Aren't you selling it a bit short?"
1250"It's nice."
1251Hana Miyamoto: "Eh, it gets it's leaks every now and then"
1252"You'll be sleeping on the top floor"
1253"Sorry, but you'll have to deal with me barging in to dry the clothes"
1254Hana Miyamoto chuckles a little
1255Hana Miyamoto: "And you'll have to do some chores yourself, since I gotta cook for 2 now"
1256Monte Miyamoto: "Well I can help with the cooking, and helping keep things tidy isn't a problem."
1257Hana Miyamoto: "Ok then"
1258"I'll leave you with that part"
1259Hana Miyamoto parks the car as she helps take your luggage out
1260Monte Miyamoto takes the rest and goes to hold open the door "I could've gotten in."
1261Hana Miyamoto: "C'mon, your my lil bro, I gotta help you in any way I can"
1262Monte Miyamoto: "Thanks."
1263and so you get set in
1264Monte Miyamoto: "I really like it here already. There's even room for exercise and magic practice."
1265(whoops slightly out of order :^))
1266Hana Miyamoto chuckles "I'm glad you liked it"
1267you get settled in as you rest for a while...
1268Richard Welkins: rolling d420
1269(
1270197
1271)
1272= 197
1273rolling 4d20
1274(
12751
1276+
127719
1278+
127917
1280+
128113
1282)
1283= 50
1284(oh wait I never left)
1285Shinobu Hisakawa: (so are the twins actual oni or half oni too)
1286Richard Welkins: (half)
1287Hana Miyamoto: (Half oni)
1288Richard you arrive at your station as there doesn't seem to be anyone waiting for you
1289oh wait, there's one
1290well, one having some guy hold a sign that says "Richard"
1291Kōlin Uzumaki looks at you with her arms crossed and with an umbrella
1292Richard Welkins makes his way over to them.
1293Kōlin Uzumaki looks at the man as she gives him some gold "Thank you, you can leave"
1294Kōlin Uzumaki: "And take the sign with you"
1295the man shrugs as he leaves and goes to buy himself a sandwich
1296Kōlin Uzumaki: "Hello Richard"
1297Kōlin Uzumaki gives you her umbrella "hold this please"
1298Silica Gimmes: (those are some BIG oni tiddies)
1299Richard Welkins grabs it and nods. "Been a while Kolin."
1300she's still at least half a head taller than you
1301Kōlin Uzumaki: "It sure has"
1302Kōlin Uzumaki starts to walk towards the car as you protect her from the rain with the umbrella
1303Kōlin Uzumaki: "How has life been?"
1304Shinobu Hisakawa: (I know the artist, big tiddy is his game)
1305Richard Welkins: "Pretty good, taking it day by day up until now. But moving to the big city and going to the high marked schools makes you start thinking about what to do in regards to the next couple of years."
1306Kōlin Uzumaki: "that's great"
1307Kōlin Uzumaki gets to the front as she calls Halfrid "Get here"
1308Halfrid Uzumaki appears in a not! Lamborghini Diablo
1309Halfrid Uzumaki: "Hiii"
1310Halfrid Uzumaki stops the car as she munches on a chocolate bar
1311Halfrid Uzumaki: "Hey Dick"
1312Richard Welkins nods."Halfrid."
1313Richard Welkins: (just realized this bitch made me carry my luggage and an umbrella)
1314Monte Miyamoto: (and they came to pick you up in a 2 seat car
1315Halfrid Uzumaki: "Come on in, there's not a lot of space but this is the only car we have"
1316Monte Miyamoto: (have fun sitting on the ojou's lap)
1317Kōlin Uzumaki: "Better this way"
1318Shinobu Hisakawa: (nah, the trunk)
1319(which is in the front)
1320Kōlin Uzumaki gets in the car as she waits for you to put your stuff in the trunk
1321Halfrid Uzumaki taps the steering wheel humming along a song on the radio
1322Shinobu Hisakawa: (so if they're twins why do they have different skin tones)
1323Halfrid Uzumaki: (Tanning is a thing y'know)
1324Richard Welkins starts tossing his belongings in the trunk.
1325Shinobu Hisakawa: (no)
1326(you be sayin she's ganguro)
1327you get in as you gotta squish yourself between the two girls
1328they're soft
1329Monte Miyamoto: (no, he's saying that the ojou doesn't go outside much)
1330Halfrid Uzumaki: ( ^ )
1331Halfrid Uzumaki starts to drive "So, how's it been?"
1332Shinobu Hisakawa: ( http://www.sportscarbible.com/_images/lamborghini/lamborghini-diablo/lamborghini-diablo-xl/lamborghini-diablo-xp1260497scb.jpg )
1333(in the middle you say)
1334Richard Welkins: "Good, a bit better after getting accepted into Sisters of Hope. How's it on your end?"
1335Halfrid Uzumaki: (ye, he gets his crotch groped every time she changes the gear)
1336(Heide tought of everything)
1337Shinobu Hisakawa: (she picked the car?)
1338Halfrid Uzumaki: (of course, you think kids get to buy lamborghinis)
1339(They get it for birthdays and the like)
1340Silica Gimmes: (why does she want them to get dicked so bad by dick)
1341Halfrid Uzumaki: (Champion genes)
1342Silica Gimmes: (bravismo)
1343Halfrid Uzumaki: (make the bloodline ten times stronger)
1344Richard Welkins: (it's like hiashi's eugenics plan)
1345Halfrid Uzumaki: "Oh it's fine, failing a few classes, but apart from that I'm having a good time"
1346Shinobu Hisakawa: (still mad hiashi's plan isn't officially canon)
1347(would almost redeem the whole thing)
1348Kōlin Uzumaki: "Math and Language are quite easy"
1349"I don't know why you fail them"
1350Halfrid Uzumaki: "Cause they're boooring~"
1351Monte Miyamoto: (brb)
1352Kōlin Uzumaki: "it doesn't matter how boring it is, you still have to study"
1353Richard Welkins chuckles.
1354Halfrid Uzumaki: "Hey dick, are you good at math?"
1355Richard Welkins: "I guess yeah."
1356Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'll pay you if you do my math homework then"
1357Halfrid Uzumaki gives a mischevious smile
1358Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm."
1359"Can't say I'm strapped for cash enough to want to do even more school work."
1360Halfrid Uzumaki: "Coooome oooon"
1361Halfrid Uzumaki grabs your head and moves it around "You're smaaart"
1362Monte Miyamoto: (b)
1363Richard Welkins moves his head around trying to get his head out of her hand. "I mean if you want help with something sure, but I'm not going to just do everything for you."
1364Kōlin Uzumaki: "Thank you Richard, maybe he'll get smarter eventually"
1365Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'm smart-ish"
1366Richard Welkins: "You think your math teacher would say the same?"
1367Halfrid Uzumaki: "Yeah"
1368"Cause he sees my inner potential and stuff"
1369Richard Welkins: "Uh huh."
1370Halfrid Uzumaki: "and if all fails we still have huge loads of dosh! that'll make everything better"
1371Halfrid Uzumaki giggles
1372Richard Welkins shakes his head. "Hopeless."
1373Kōlin Uzumaki: "Agreed"
1374you arrive at a fancy home that should be fit for a full proper family, and not 3 teens
1375Halfrid Uzumaki gets out as she grabs your luggage
1376Richard Welkins: "Thanks-Wait, you two live here by yourselves?"
1377Kōlin Uzumaki: "Yes is that a problem?"
1378Richard Welkins: "No well uh, just a bit surprised at how large it is."
1379Halfrid Uzumaki looks at you for a second then picks you up "Hup"
1380Halfrid Uzumaki puts you on her shoulder
1381Richard Welkins: "Very funny."
1382"My legs just so happen to work you know"
1383Halfrid Uzumaki: "You're very light tough"
1384Kōlin Uzumaki sighs
1385Halfrid Uzumaki opens the door of your room, as you get your own bathroom, TV, hell there's even a small fridge
1386Halfrid Uzumaki puts you down
1387Halfrid Uzumaki: "We don't have breakfasts"
1388"And we usually order food"
1389"So the kitchen is yours"
1390Shinobu Hisakawa: (lazy asses)
1391Kōlin Uzumaki: "Halfrid is the one that knows how to drive"
1392"if you need to go somewhere, please call her"
1393Richard Welkins: "Don't eat breakfast? Is that some training thing?"
1394Halfrid Uzumaki: "No, we just like to sleep"
1395"And Kolin refuses to cook"
1396Halfrid Uzumaki giggles
1397Kōlin Uzumaki swipes her hair as she has her arms crossed "The next head of the shinobi clan doesn't need to cook"
1398Richard Welkins: "More like next sleephead."
1399(sleepyhead)
1400Kōlin Uzumaki gets red in the face "n-nonsense"
1401Kōlin Uzumaki: "Just my beauty sleep"
1402Halfrid Uzumaki: "Just admit it sis"
1403"Sleeping is one of the best things to do"
1404Shinobu Hisakawa: (I see the situation now)
1405(they are chronically depressed and need someone to whip them into shape)
1406Richard Welkins: "Can't say I disagree."
1407(lmao)
1408Halfrid Uzumaki: ( :^^^^^^^) )
1409Kōlin Uzumaki: "Well, get yourself rested, school starts tomorrow"
1410Richard Welkins: "Oh yeah, you guys ever seen the place before?"
1411"Sisters of Hope that is."
1412Kōlin Uzumaki shakes her head "I don't dabble in what Wizards do"
1413Halfrid Uzumaki: "I heard it's really big"
1414Richard Welkins starts going through his stuff. "Gonna find out tomorrow either way. Thanks for letting me stay here."
1415Halfrid Uzumaki: "No problemo"
1416"Just tell us if you need anything"
1417and so, you go ahead and take a long needed rest...
1418the next day...
1419Shinobu Hisakawa: (has silica killed shinobu yet)
1420Halfrid Uzumaki: (yes)
1421(The entire game she's a ghost)
1422Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's the twist)
1423Richard Welkins: (nice)
1424(so you're that one girl from harry potter)
1425(except you chill in the gym instead of the bathrooms)
1426Shinobu Hisakawa: (wrestling myrtle)
1427Richard Welkins: (kek)
1428Halfrid Uzumaki: (hmmm)
1429Richard Welkins: (hello ants)
1430the first day of school starts as both Monte and Richard are in street in front of the school
1431while Cilica and Shinobu are still in the dormitories
1432April 5th, first day of school...
1433your first class is in the normal academic classrooms, except for Silica, she goes to the wizardry classrooms
1434Richard Welkins bites into an apple as he walks. "Halfrid said it was big, but she undersold it by a fair margin."
1435Monte Miyamoto: "You can say that again. It's massive."
1436Shinobu Hisakawa does her best to find her way in the complex
1437roll me smarts
1438Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 2d6
1439(
14402
1441+
14422
1443)
1444= 4
1445Halfrid Uzumaki: (you get lost)
1446Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
1447Richard Welkins: (she's blind as hell lmao)
1448Halfrid Uzumaki: (Richard and Monte as well :^) )
1449Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
1450(
14513
1452+
14534
1454+
14554
1456)
1457= 11
1458Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
1459(
14606
1461+
14625
1463+
14646
1465+
14664
1467)
1468= 21
1469Halfrid Uzumaki: (safe)
1470you get to class as you sit wherever you want, Shinobu nowhere in sight
1471Shinobu Hisakawa: (check out those big brains)
1472Mrs. Pollock sits behind her desk as she has a list of names ready
1473Shinobu Hisakawa: (so how do I get unlost)
1474Mrs. Pollock: (by arriving late)
1475after a while the teacher speaks up "Hello class, my name is Marygold Pollock"
1476Mrs. Pollock: "I'll be your homeroom teacher, as well as math teacher"
1477"I hope we can get along"
1478after a while a tired Shinobu appears in class
1479a few laughs flare up as Mrs. Pollock looks at you "And you are?"
1480Richard Welkins: (at you)
1481(oh lmao)
1482(im blind)
1483Mrs. Pollock: (we can tell)
1484Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sorry, ma'am... I got lost on the way here. Shinobu Hisakawa."
1485Mrs. Pollock: "Right"
1486"let's work on it being an exception then?"
1487Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yes, sorry."
1488Shinobu Hisakawa takes a seat hurriedly.
1489class passes by as recess starts
1490some girls approach both Monte and Richard
1491Someone: "Hey there"
1492"What's your name?"
1493Monte Miyamoto points at himself and Richard "Which one of us?"
1494Someone chuckles "Both, silly"
1495Richard Welkins: (for the first time ever in his life dick has to say his father was right)
1496Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, I'm Monte."
1497Richard Welkins: "Richard."
1498"Yours?"
1499Danielle Kusanagi: "Well I'm Danielle~"
1500"And this here is..."
1501Sammy Donovan: "Sam, but please call me Sammy"
1502Shinobu Hisakawa: (why she got a helmet)
1503Sammy Donovan: (Cause she's retarded)
1504Richard Welkins: (owned)
1505"Nice to meet you both."
1506Monte Miyamoto nods "What he said."
1507Danielle Kusanagi: "What're you gonna do for recess?"
1508Sammy Donovan: "I was thinking we could check out the school"
1509Monte Miyamoto: "We had a similar idea."
1510Danielle Kusanagi: "That's great!"
1511Danielle Kusanagi interlocks arms with Monte as she gives a smile "we can do it together then"
1512Sammy Donovan: "It'd be better to do it in a group"
1513Monte Miyamoto looks to Richard like he isn't sure what to do "Uh..."
1514Shinobu Hisakawa: (thot alert)
1515Sammy Donovan interlocks arms with Richard
1516Richard Welkins 's chuckling at Monte is cut short when she does so. "Oh uh...alright, where to?"
1517Sammy Donovan: "How about...you take the lead~?"
1518Richard Welkins: (bitch we just got here we don't know what the FUCK this school is)
1519Danielle Kusanagi: (Neither do they)
1520Richard Welkins: "Uuuhhhhhhh"
1521Richard Welkins looks around before picking a way to start walking.
1522Richard Welkins: (randomly picking*)
1523Monte Miyamoto goes with him, wondering if they'll find the cafeteria
1524meanwhile, a few hours ago
1525Silica, you get to your desc as once again nobody talks to you or even acknowledges you exist
1526Shinobu Hisakawa: (the girls with magic autism got left alone)
1527Mr. Kamoshida: "Well folks, new year"
1528"New expectations"
1529Richard Welkins: (nice name)
1530Mr. Kamoshida: "We already know each other from last year"
1531"So no need to reintroduce ourselves"
1532"instead how about we start by saying what our goals are for this year?"
1533"How about you start Silica?"
1534(Looks like Godot is dead)
1535Shinobu Hisakawa: (rip)
1536(@ him)
1537Mr. Kamoshida: (Already did)
1538(Okay then)
1539while Silica does this important task, Shinobu herself is alone during recess
1540do you do something of note while on break?
1541Shinobu Hisakawa walks around trying to memorize places as to not get lost again
1542after a while is magic class as the teacher looks at you
1543Someone: "Ok, I'm going to gauge your skill, so I need you to show me as many spells as you can"
1544"Form a line and wait until I call you"
1545Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
1546Monte Miyamoto gets in line trying to think of what spells he knows off the top of his head
1547after a while Monte is called
1548Someone: "Okay, Monte, show me what you got"
1549Monte Miyamoto: (woow)
1550rolling 5d6
1551(
15526
1553+
15544
1555+
15566
1557+
15584
1559+
15602
1561)
1562= 22
1563Someone: "Nice"
1564"Very nice"
1565you show him about as much as you know about (Which is plenty)
1566Shinobu Hisakawa: (where you getting 5d6 from)
1567Monte Miyamoto: (at this point he probably knows shooting star, some healing, a few other party tricks from Aunt Aliyah)
1568Someone: "You're gonna go far if you keep it up like that"
1569Monte Miyamoto bows "Thank you, I try my best."
1570Someone: "Okay, Richard Welkins"
1571Richard Welkins steps up.
1572Richard Welkins: rolling 4d6
1573(
15743
1575+
15765
1577+
15782
1579+
15806
1581)
1582= 16
1583Someone: (>When the wizard raised by a hick is more skilled than the wizard raised by the strongest wizard to have ever existed)
1584Shinobu Hisakawa: (somebody tell me how to get the number of dice to roll though)
1585Richard Welkins: (because you're basing magic knowledge completely on one roll and never gave us heads up we'd need to have all our spells ready the first day)
1586Monte Miyamoto: (actually I think Jazz messed up on the roll)
1587Richard Welkins: (you hack bastard)
1588Monte Miyamoto: (magic rolls are magic + smart)
1589Richard Welkins: (yeah)
1590(2 magic, 2 smart)
1591Monte Miyamoto: (where's the default 2?)
1592Someone: (yeah)
1593(lmao)
1594Richard Welkins: (oh right)
1595rolling 6d6
1596(
15972
1598+
15996
1600+
16013
1602+
16033
1604+
16053
1606+
16071
1608)
1609= 18
1610Someone: (reroll)
1611Someone nods "Quite impressive"
1612Richard Welkins: (you have a base 2 sax, and then smart and magic adds on to it)
1613Shinobu Hisakawa: (right)
1614Monte Miyamoto holds up a hand waiting for a high five "Nice."
1615Richard Welkins high fives him.
1616Someone keeps naming people until he says "Shinobu Hisakawa"
1617Shinobu Hisakawa: (she knows a whole two things)
1618(or technically one)
1619(she can reinforce and project things)
1620(whether she's good at it is another matter)
1621rolling 3d6
1622(
16234
1624+
16251
1626+
16275
1628)
1629= 10
1630Someone: (She's not good at it)
1631Monte Miyamoto: (that's a "just passable)
1632Someone: (wait your right)
1633Richard Welkins: (that's what school's for :^^^^) )
1634Monte Miyamoto: (yeah buddy)
1635(don't forget we don't have a pool of 12 dice to consistently pull 20's and higher out of our asses anymore
1636Someone: (I forgot, considering last time a 6 was a failure due)
1637(yeah)
1638"...is that all?"
1639Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Yes."
1640Someone sighs "We're going to have another magic missile girl then?"
1641Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's no coincidence they're roommates)
1642Someone: "Move along, and please train in your off time to get with the average"
1643Shinobu Hisakawa: "Okay..."
1644Someone: "You're not passing my class with that level of skill"
1645Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah well this is the first class bitch)
1646you get left with Monte and Richard as everyone's doing their own thing
1647Someone: (As in talking and waiting for everyone to pass)
1648Monte Miyamoto looks over at Shinobu "For what it's worth, that was a pretty good projection."
1649Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Thanks."
1650"I've tried plenty other things, but..."
1651Richard Welkins: "Eh. Magic works differently for everyone."
1652Richard Welkins puts hovers his hand near his waist. "I was throwing out shooting stars and healing my sibling's cuts and scratches when I was still ye high."
1653Richard Welkins: "But if you asked me to make a nice patch of flowers appear, that wasn't happening."
1654Monte Miyamoto nods "My older sister can only do shooting star, and I still can't do projection right."
1655Shinobu Hisakawa: "Even then, it only comes out right for me if it's a sword or something like that."
1656Monte Miyamoto: "Well that's why we're here, right?"
1657Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah... but looking at you guys and the other students..."
1658"Well."
1659Shinobu Hisakawa sighs. "I knew it wouldn't be easy. I guess that's just a confirmation. Can't quit so easily."
1660Monte Miyamoto: "Don't be afraid to ask for help."
1661"It's not a competition after all."
1662Richard Welkins: "You got that right attitude at least."
1663Shinobu Hisakawa: "Guess you're right."
1664Monte Miyamoto holds out a hand "Nice meeting you by the way, I'm Monte and this is Richard."
1665Shinobu Hisakawa shakes his hand. "Same to you. I'm Shinobu."
1666Monte Miyamoto tries to meet with a firm handshake based on what he's used to from Kolin and Halfrid
1667Shinobu Hisakawa: (she'd get the job)
1668Monte Miyamoto: "Well like I said, if you ever need any help feel free to ask."
1669Shinobu Hisakawa: "I'll keep that in mind, thanks."
1670"I... think I know who the teacher was talking about."
1671Richard Welkins: "Hmm?"
1672Shinobu Hisakawa: "The 'magic missile girl'."
1673"Sounds a lot like the roommate I got."
1674Monte Miyamoto: "Uh oh..."
1675Danielle Kusanagi: "Oh I heard about her. I got a cousin that studies here"
1676"Tells me she's a real bitch"
1677"One of those wackos that look like they could kill someone"
1678Richard Welkins: (brb)
1679Shinobu Hisakawa: "She seems... unique."
1680Danielle Kusanagi: "Well who knows, maybe you two'd get along"
1681Danielle Kusanagi looks at Shinobu with a smile
1682Shinobu Hisakawa makes a sour face.
1683Danielle Kusanagi: (Subtle insults that male brains can't catch on)
1684Monte Miyamoto: (>that)
1685(>subtle)
1686Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's not subtle at all)
1687Danielle Kusanagi: (lmao)
1688Monte Miyamoto: (she literally just called the other one a bitch and then said "You two would be good friends")
1689(kind of blatant)
1690Danielle Kusanagi: (the joke is Monte's dense like his father)
1691Shinobu Hisakawa: "...I guess we will have to coexist, at least."
1692Danielle Kusanagi: "Well, good luck"
1693Monte Miyamoto glances sidelong at Danielle for a second but doesn't say anything
1694Danielle Kusanagi: "I'd change rooms immedieately if I were you tough"
1695Shinobu Hisakawa: (better a sperg than a thot)
1696Monte Miyamoto: "Is she that bad?"
1697Danielle Kusanagi: "Definetely"
1698"Heard she left a girl in the infirmary with a shooting star"
1699"And has to constantly change roommates"
1700Monte Miyamoto: "I see..."
1701Monte Miyamoto shoots Shinobu a concerned look "Might want to be careful."
1702Shinobu Hisakawa: "Not like I'll put up with her if she actually does anything crazy."
1703Danielle Kusanagi: "Yeah, there's a reason she's got no friends"
1704Someone: "okay, make groups of two, we're going to start practicing the basics"
1705Danielle Kusanagi grabs Monte's arm and looks at him "You and me right?"
1706Monte Miyamoto: "You seem like you have a handle on things, so I thought I might help Shinobu."
1707Shinobu Hisakawa: (shinobu left her pair project falcon at home)
1708Monte Miyamoto smiles
1709Danielle Kusanagi: "What? c'mon don't be like that"
1710Monte Miyamoto: (that's what you get for being a rude thot around monte)
1711Danielle Kusanagi has a sad puppy look
1712Shinobu Hisakawa shrugs. "It's no big deal. You can help me another time."
1713Danielle Kusanagi: "Besides, it's better if you have someone to practice with that has your level of skill"
1714Monte Miyamoto: "Uh huh..."
1715Danielle Kusanagi: "That way you can learn as well, don't you think?"
1716Shinobu Hisakawa: (is jazz still away)
1717Monte Miyamoto rubs his chin "I'm not sure about that, but it's really not something worth arguing over."
1718Danielle Kusanagi: (seems so)
1719Danielle Kusanagi hugs Monte's arm as he drags him away from Shinobu to practice with her
1720Danielle Kusanagi: (She*)
1721Shinobu Hisakawa: (>she)
1722the classes end as you're all going away from the school
1723Danielle Kusanagi: "So, what do you do after school Monty?"
1724Shinobu Hisakawa: (that bitch desperate something fierce)
1725Danielle Kusanagi: (Cute rabbit ass too strong to resist)
1726Monte Miyamoto: "Well I have to help my sister cook dinner and clean up since she makes my breakfast and lunch."
1727"Aside from that, I don't know this city that well."
1728Danielle Kusanagi: "Oh well I live here, so I can take you around some good places"
1729"How about we exchange numbers?"
1730Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, er, sure."
1731Danielle Kusanagi exchanges numbers with you as her bus arrives "Well, gotta go"
1732Danielle Kusanagi kisses you in the cheek "bye bye~"
1733Monte Miyamoto looks dumbfounded "Is that normal?"
1734Shinobu Hisakawa blinks at the scene from the side
1735Monte Miyamoto waves at Shinobu and walks over "Hey, have you seen Dick anywhere?"
1736Shinobu Hisakawa: "Richard, you mean? I saw him leaving, but..."
1737Shinobu Hisakawa shrugs.
1738Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, so he already left, then..."
1739Shinobu Hisakawa: "Also, you know her?"
1740Monte Miyamoto: "Not until this morning."
1741"It seems a little bit weird."
1742Shinobu Hisakawa nods in understanding. "I see now."
1743Shinobu Hisakawa: "My roommate isn't the only one to look out for around here."
1744Monte Miyamoto: "Well Richard said his dad warned him about the girls but I didn't expect this..."
1745Shinobu Hisakawa: "It's not like I don't see why she's interested in you but that seemed a bit... desperate."
1746Monte Miyamoto: "A bi- wait what's that supposed to mean?"
1747Shinobu Hisakawa: "What?"
1748Monte Miyamoto: "That part about her being interested."
1749Shinobu Hisakawa: "Are you one of those obliviously popular guys?"
1750(now she's tapping into her usual self, which is when she isn't feeling insecure)
1751Monte Miyamoto: "Maybe? I'm not exactly used to this."
1752Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, just saying you shouldn't be surprised if that sort of thing happens again."
1753Richard Welkins: (b)
1754Danielle Kusanagi: (Richard got raped by the girl with the helmet while you were out)
1755(I'm sorry you gotta marry her)
1756Shinobu Hisakawa: (surely the twins would tear her limb by limb for that)
1757Danielle Kusanagi: (Nah, just Heide)
1758Monte Miyamoto: (Heide's already planning on blackmailing both of these thots)
1759Danielle Kusanagi: (ye)
1760Shinobu Hisakawa: (what's her disguise)
1761Danielle Kusanagi: (She ain't a ninja for nothing)
1762(No need for disguise)
1763(literally in charge of an army on ninjas)
1764Monte Miyamoto: "...it's the ears isn't it?"
1765While Richard has left, Silica is just leaving school when she sees you two
1766Shinobu Hisakawa: "Probably, partially?"
1767"They do draw attention."
1768Richard Welkins: (genetic)
1769(they see a rabbit, cue goes off in their brains "rabbits fuck alot)
1770Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
1771Monte Miyamoto: (they want the endless bun)
1772(it can't be helped)
1773Silica Gimmes happily walks right by whistling to a tune.
1774Shinobu Hisakawa notices her and raises a hand in greeting.
1775Silica Gimmes stops in her tracks, mid walk.
1776Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh?"
1777Silica Gimmes: "Wait, are you waving at me?"
1778Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh, I guess?"
1779"It's what people do, right?"
1780Monte Miyamoto: "Is she your roommate?"
1781Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah."
1782Silica Gimmes approaches cautiously. "How can you guess who you're waving at?"
1783Silica Gimmes: "You were either calling me over or not."
1784Shinobu Hisakawa: "I mean..."
1785"I said 'I guess' cause I wasn't sure what kind of response you were expecting."
1786Silica Gimmes does a quick circle around the rabbit guy.
1787Silica Gimmes then looks at Shinobue.
1788Silica Gimmes: "He must be packing."
1789Shinobu Hisakawa: "What?"
1790Silica Gimmes: "You know what they say. Big things in small packages."
1791"Good for you."
1792Monte Miyamoto: (he's not short, you know)
1793Silica Gimmes: (compared to shinobu?)
1794Monte Miyamoto: (so now we know that he's really packing)
1795Silica Gimmes: (shinobu is half oni, so i'm guessing she's taller)
1796Monte Miyamoto looks at her confused "I'm sorry?"
1797Monte Miyamoto: (she is, probably)
1798Shinobu Hisakawa: (probably)
1799Shinobu Hisakawa stands there with her hand still raised, frozen by confusion.
1800Danielle Kusanagi: (Most definetely)
1801Silica Gimmes: "You know, you make a nice couple."
1802Silica Gimmes nods her head.
1803Silica Gimmes: "Just let me know ahead of time if you two get at it in the dorm."
1804Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh..."
1805Richard Welkins: (retcon'ing me leaving already cause that's dumb)
1806Monte Miyamoto: (thot tried making you walk home with her)
1807(you escaped)
1808(ez)
1809Richard Welkins: (escaped to the one place thots can't enter)
1810Shinobu Hisakawa: (slapped her on the helmet to stun her)
1811Monte Miyamoto: "Wh-what?!"
1812Danielle Kusanagi: (ye)
1813Richard Welkins: (the library)
1814Silica Gimmes: "What, what?"
1815Richard Welkins exits the school and starts walking.
1816Shinobu Hisakawa: "How... did you arrive at that conclusion?"
1817Silica Gimmes: "Oh, are you two not an item yet, and just 'buddies'?"
1818"I get it now."
1819Monte Miyamoto: "We just met today!"
1820Silica Gimmes: "Better to keep it simple."
1821Richard Welkins catches Monte from a distance and heads towards them.
1822Silica Gimmes: "Damn, you move FAST Shinobu."
1823Silica Gimmes pats her on the back.
1824Shinobu Hisakawa: "W-what?"
1825Silica Gimmes: "I knew I had a good feeling about you."
1826Monte Miyamoto: "What are you talking about?"
1827Silica Gimmes: "Jeez, I'm trying to be subtle here."
1828"I'm talking about this."
1829Silica Gimmes thrusts her hips forward and back.
1830Silica Gimmes: "You know, that."
1831"Making a lady spell it out to you..."
1832Danielle Kusanagi: (does she make grunting noises as well)
1833Monte Miyamoto turns pink "I think you're really mistaken."
1834Silica Gimmes: (nope)
1835Shinobu Hisakawa: (minecraft pain sounds)
1836Richard Welkins raises an eyebrow as he arrives. "Moe, Shinobu."
1837Shinobu Hisakawa: "W-wh..."
1838Richard Welkins turns to Silica. "You are?"
1839Silica Gimmes: "Trying to explain the birds and bees."
1840"These poor kids."
1841Shinobu Hisakawa: "She's... my roommate..."
1842Silica Gimmes shakes her head side to side.
1843Richard Welkins: "Nice to meet you 'Trying to explain the birds and bees'."
1844"I'm Richard."
1845Silica Gimmes: "Ah, Dick!"
1846Shinobu Hisakawa: (already dad jokes at 15)
1847Silica Gimmes: "That's what I'm talking about, Dick."
1848Danielle Kusanagi: (truly an image of his father)
1849Richard Welkins: (bound to be passed down when you live with him)
1850Silica Gimmes: "I mean, you guys have been here one day, right?"
1851"Haven't you noticed how all these bitches are thirsty?"
1852Danielle Kusanagi: (lmao calling Shinobu a bitch)
1853Shinobu Hisakawa: (she already did before)
1854Silica Gimmes: "Not you, you seem nice about it."
1855Richard Welkins: "Uh yeah a bit."
1856Silica Gimmes points at Shinobu.
1857Shinobu Hisakawa: "T-then why would you think that I---"
1858Silica Gimmes: "No airs."
1859"I can approve of that."
1860Richard Welkins scratches his chin. "Uuuuhhhh."
1861Monte Miyamoto looks flustered "That doesn't mean that I- You can't just say stuff like that!"
1862Richard Welkins: (finishing cooking burger)
1863Silica Gimmes looks a bit confused. "Why not?"
1864Monte Miyamoto: "Because that's not what's happening at all!"
1865Danielle Kusanagi: (please forgive her, she's retarded)
1866Silica Gimmes does a thinking face. "Hmmmmmmm..."
1867Silica Gimmes: "Nah, you two are an item. I can sense it. Well, smell it more like."
1868Shinobu Hisakawa: "S-smell?"
1869Silica, as you're talking you see one of your classmates walk out of school as he sees you
1870Mario Glover looks at Monte "Just ignore her"
1871Mario Glover: "She's insane"
1872Monte Miyamoto: "Obviously."
1873Mario Glover looks at Silica "Don't you have something better to do? instead of bothering the new years with your ramblings"
1874Silica Gimmes: "What's better than a senpai imparting precious knowledge to the newbies?"
1875Mario Glover: "stop acting like you're smart and beat it"
1876Silica Gimmes: "How bout you go to your room and beat?"
1877(beat it)
1878Mario Glover: "Nobody wants to be friends with you, and don't think that can change just cause the freshmen don't know you"
1879Silica Gimmes turn to walk away, giving a "Hmph!"
1880Monte Miyamoto: "That's a bit much..."
1881Mario Glover: "Know your place freak!"
1882Silica Gimmes stops in her tracks.
1883Mario Glover looks at you two "Don't worry"
1884Silica Gimmes: "The fuck did you say?"
1885Mario Glover: "you'll get to know her enough to hate her"
1886"I said move it!"
1887Shinobu Hisakawa recovers enough to back away slightly.
1888Silica Gimmes starts the chanting for gelatin magic missile.
1889Monte Miyamoto looks at Mario and makes sure he's nowhere near him
1890Richard Welkins: "Hey hey hold up."
1891Silica Gimmes: (nah, fuck him, roll to cast)
1892Mario Glover: (ye roll it)
1893Silica Gimmes: (it's uh, 2 base + magic + smart, right)
1894Richard Welkins: (yuh)
1895Silica Gimmes: rolling 7d6
1896(
18973
1898+
18991
1900+
19016
1902+
19034
1904+
19055
1906+
19073
1908+
19094
1910)
1911= 26
1912Richard Welkins holds his arms up in front of his face.
1913Mario Glover: rolling 3d6
1914(
19152
1916+
19174
1918+
19194
1920)
1921= 10
1922(lmao dodged)
1923Silica Gimmes is now visibly angry.
1924Mario Glover ducks the missile as he goes to run at her "That's it you fucking freak! you better kill yourself before I get to you!"
1925Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hey, hold on-"
1926Silica Gimmes: (can i do another sick missile)
1927Mario Glover: (sure)
1928Silica Gimmes: "Let's see how you like THIS!"
1929Silica Gimmes does the chant for slush missile.
1930Silica Gimmes: rolling 7d6
1931(
19325
1933+
19342
1935+
19364
1937+
19382
1939+
19404
1941+
19426
1943+
19443
1945)
1946= 26
1947Mario Glover: rolling 3s6
19483
1949= 3
1950rolling 3d6
1951(
19522
1953+
19542
1955+
19561
1957)
1958= 5
1959gets covered as he slips on the floor as he just looks at you "Just go die in fire or something!"
1960Mario Glover: "Stop being a bother to humanity!"
1961Mario Glover gets up and wipes himself off
1962Shinobu Hisakawa: (damn did she kill his parents)
1963Silica Gimmes: "Blah, blah, blah."
1964Mario Glover flips her off as he leaves
1965Richard Welkins tries to hold in his laughter.
1966Monte Miyamoto: "...wowie."
1967Mario Glover: (Anger issues)
1968Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh."
1969Monte Miyamoto: "I don't get it."
1970Silica Gimmes: "Talk shit, get missiled."
1971Mario Glover walks away as he takes off his jacket and wipes himself with it before getting on one of the buses
1972Mario Glover makes sure to spit at Silica once the bus gets close to her
1973Mario Glover: rolling 3d6
1974(
19754
1976+
19771
1978+
19796
1980)
1981= 11
1982(Roll me defense :^) )
1983Silica Gimmes: (uhh, does agile count)
1984Richard Welkins: (agile is for attack)
1985(evasive is for defense)
1986Silica Gimmes: rolling 2d6
1987(
19882
1989+
19905
1991)
1992= 7
1993sadly the hit lands and you get spit all over the left side of your neck
1994Monte Miyamoto: "Ew."
1995Silica Gimmes shakes her fist, yelling "Bastard!"
1996Richard Welkins pulls out a handkerchief and hands it to Silica. "A rather...interesting first day to say the least."
1997Shinobu Hisakawa: "You guys, uh... ever tried talking it out?"
1998Silica Gimmes wipes off her neck and hands it back.
1999Silica Gimmes: "Talking it out with the entire school?"
2000Monte Miyamoto: "What exactly did you do?"
2001Silica Gimmes: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaay too many people."
2002"People just can't appreciate a true savant."
2003"I did nothing wrong. Let's get that clear."
2004Monte Miyamoto: "Somebody said you put one of your roommates in the hospital though..."
2005Silica Gimmes: "I said the spell was volatile."
2006Richard Welkins takes it back with two fingers and shoves it into his back pocket. "Yeah well whether you're right or wrong escalating it like that often won't do you much good."
2007Monte Miyamoto: "He's got a point."
2008Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's more of a "damn bitch how are you not expelled or incarcerated yet" situation)
2009Mario Glover: (Dad's got money)
2010Silica Gimmes: "I don't really mind it. Gives me a chance to practice to practice."
2011(minus a to practice)
2012Shinobu Hisakawa: "Is it really alright with you?"
2013"It doesn't look like a good situation to be in at all."
2014Monte Miyamoto: "Uh huh..."
2015Silica Gimmes averts her eyes. "I don't mind."
2016Richard Welkins: "Well uh, nice meeting you....?"
2017"Don't think I caught your name."
2018Monte Miyamoto: "I almost forgot."
2019Silica Gimmes does a slight curtsy, "Silica Gimmes."
2020Monte Miyamoto bows slightly "Monte Miyamoto."
2021Silica Gimmes: "Wait..."
2022"Miyamoto?"
2023Richard Welkins nods. "You already called me Dick, so you must've heard it from them."
2024Silica Gimmes: "Like uh... that one guy."
2025Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah...that one."
2026Richard Welkins slightly leans forward. "Richard Welkins is my full name though."
2027Mario Glover: ("who")
2028Silica Gimmes: "That's nice."
2029Monte Miyamoto: (Richard did introduce himself as richard lol)
2030Richard Welkins: (I did?)
2031Shinobu Hisakawa: (tricky dick)
2032Monte Miyamoto: (we all forgot because of the sick spells)
2033Richard Welkins: (whops)
2034Richard Welkins starts walking towards the infirmary. "Well then, catch ya later."
2035Richard Welkins waves.
2036Monte Miyamoto: "Aren't you leaving?"
2037Shinobu Hisakawa: (the infirmary?)
2038Richard Welkins: "Uh, yeah?"
2039Richard Welkins pulls out a tiny broom.
2040Monte Miyamoto: (oh right, forgot the infirmary is all the way in the other direction)
2041Silica Gimmes slips away to go practice in an open classroom.
2042Monte Miyamoto: (or rather, I assumed they were already out front and that the infirmary is back the other waY)
2043"Right, see you tomorrow then."
2044Richard Welkins: (just thought it'd make sense to arrive and leave from landing zone if you come here by broom)
2045(from the landing*)
2046Shinobu Hisakawa: (oh)
2047Monte Miyamoto: "Maybe I should think about getting something like that..."
2048Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess you two know each other?"
2049Monte Miyamoto: "We go way back, mostly because our parents go way back."
2050Shinobu Hisakawa: "Ah."
2051Richard Welkins kicks off from the roof and starts flying home.
2052Monte Miyamoto: "Thankfully most people haven't noticed our names yet."
2053Shinobu Hisakawa: "It does ring a bell... but I guess you guys don't want the attention?"
2054Monte Miyamoto: "It's for the better if people don't try holding us to the standard of our parents..."
2055Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oh. Makes sense."
2056Monte Miyamoto: "Are you staying in the dorms?"
2057Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah, with... Silica."
2058"Like I said."
2059"I live a bit out of town."
2060Monte Miyamoto: "R-right. Well we should probably get going if we want to get home for dinner. See you tomorrow."
2061Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah..."
2062"See you later."
2063you all leave to your respective places as Silica heads to the classroom to practice
2064Silica you're practicing on your own until you hear someone walking, maybe it's a teacher, if he finds you, he'll bust your ass
2065Silica Gimmes: "Shit, shit, shit."
2066Silica Gimmes goes for the window.
2067as you're about to do it, you notice it's none other than Tsurugi, looking strangely tired
2068Silica Gimmes gets down from the window. "Oh."
2069Tsurugi doesn't notice you as she keeps walking...
2070Silica Gimmes thinks to herself. "What's the matter with her?"
2071Tsurugi leaves your sight as she keeps walking
2072Silica Gimmes: "What a weirdo."
2073Richard you get home as Halfrid is home as well in a school uniform
2074Halfrid Uzumaki: "Heyoo"
2075"How was the first day?"
2076Richard Welkins: "Little more hectic than expected."
2077Halfrid Uzumaki: "well, maybe that's good"
2078"a hectic life is better than a boring one"
2079Halfrid Uzumaki is eating not!chinese food from the box
2080Richard Welkins: "Uh sure. I think I'll take it calming down from here on out though."
2081Halfrid Uzumaki: "sure thing"
2082"Want some?"
2083Kōlin Uzumaki is eating the same not!chinese but hers is on a porcelain plate with silver cutlery
2084Richard Welkins shrugs. "Thanks."
2085Richard Welkins starts eating.
2086Hana Miyamoto left you food in the microwave with a note that says "Working late, see you at 8 PM XOXO"
2087Monte Miyamoto: "I'm betting it's still better than any takeout I could have gotten."
2088Monte Miyamoto warms the food up and starts eating
2089Shinobu Hisakawa: (living with a chef and getting takeout is the ultimate brainlet power move)
2090baby beef and rice with teriyaki sauce
2091Shinobu Hisakawa: (veal)
2092(the word you're looking for is veal)
2093Hana Miyamoto: (What?)
2094Shinobu Hisakawa: (rather than baby beef)
2095Hana Miyamoto: (Never heard it be called Veal)
2096the meat practically melts in your mouth
2097Monte Miyamoto 's ears perk up as he eats "...It's even better than dad's cooking."
2098Hana Miyamoto: (Mitsuo gets a heart attack just as he says this)
2099and so, your first day of school ends...
2100Kale (GM): you guys wanna continue?
2101Shinobu Hisakawa: (not tonight desu)
2102Jazz: up2them
2103Shinobu Hisakawa: (nearing 1 AM)
2104(and while I got late class tomorrow I do have shit to do)
2105Kale (GM): kk
2106didya rike it
2107Kawaii (GM): ye
2108Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's ok/10)
2109Godot: 9/11
2110Jazz: ill tell ya when i get an informed opinion on it
2111:^^^^)
2112also when did aliyah become "the strongest magic user"
2113Kale (GM): when she killed a god
2114Godot: A GAWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDD
2115Jazz: well i mean alright
2116you said it not me
2117Kawaii (GM): I'm surprised he didn't say it to you sooner
2118Kale (GM): I feel like I've said that before
2119Kawaii (GM): to me
2120in DMs
2121Jazz: never heard it
2122Kale (GM): wew
2123well it's obvious isn't it
2124Jazz: I guess in hindsight a bit
2125makes more sense why you said she was raising a tiny army then
2126Saxton: do the twins have a brother called naruto
2127Kale (GM): no
2128Saxton: why not
2129Kale (GM): cause that's gay
2130Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
2131(
2132128
2133)
2134= 128
2135rolling 4d20!
2136(
213712
2138+
21395
2140+
214117
2142+
21437
2144)
2145= 41
2146Kale (GM): why you roling
2147Shinobu Hisakawa: because I rejoined
2148Kale (GM): ok
2149Saxton: testing
2150rolling d420!
2151(
2152373
2153)
2154= 373
2155rolling 4d20!
2156(
215713
2158+
21594
2160+
21614
2162+
21639
2164)
2165= 30
2166calling it playable might be going a bit far but it's more so than using just the smartphone
2167Godot: rolling d420
2168(
2169301
2170)
2171= 301
2172rolling 4d20
2173(
21741
2175+
217610
2177+
21783
2179+
21808
2181)
2182= 22
2183Kale (GM): rolling d420
2184(
2185413
2186)
2187= 413
2188rolling 4d20
2189(
219020
2191+
21921
2193+
21949
2195+
219614
2197)
2198= 44
2199Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
2200(
220115
2202+
220318
2204+
220520
2206+
22079
2208)
2209= 62
2210rolling d420
2211(
2212202
2213)
2214= 202
2215Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
2216(
2217295
2218)
2219= 295
2220rolling 4d20
2221(
222219
2223+
222412
2225+
222610
2227+
22285
2229)
2230= 46
2231Godot: the rolls are cast
2232let it begin
2233April 6th
2234you leave for school as you reach your respective classes
2235Kale (GM): (hmmmm)
2236(Nah, it's a bad idea what I had in my head)
2237you attend class as you pay attention in whatever levels you think it's necessary
2238Recess hits as Moe's got his lunch from his sis, Richard and Silica probably have to buy something
2239Sammy Donovan waves at both Moe and Dick as she sits next to Danielle
2240Monte Miyamoto: (hmmm)
2241Godot: (who is moe)
2242Sammy Donovan: (Monte)
2243(Dick and Moe)
2244(bffs for life)
2245Silica Gimmes buys some cheap bread from a vending machine.
2246Sammy Donovan: (Do they sell bread in vending machines)
2247Richard Welkins: (mfw)
2248Silica Gimmes: (yeah, sweet bread)
2249Sammy Donovan: (lmao)
2250(first time I heard that)
2251Monte Miyamoto: (you know, Japanese bread?)
2252(sometimes it even has fillings???)
2253Sammy Donovan: (nobe)
2254Monte Miyamoto: (they sell them packaged like twinkies and shit)
2255Richard Welkins waves back slightly as he goes to grab something to eat.
2256Monte Miyamoto: (https://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800x800/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/9/19641_tennenkoubo_japanese_maple_bread_2.jpg)
2257Sammy Donovan: (I believe you they exist)
2258(I'm just saying this is the first time I heard of em)
2259Monte Miyamoto makes a similar half-hearted wave as he walks along with Dick, carrying his lunch in his bag
2260Monte Miyamoto: (I was just showing you what it looked like)
2261Sammy Donovan: (ye)
2262Monte Miyamoto: (they're surprisingly nutrient dense)
2263Silica Gimmes: (are we inside or outside)
2264Sammy Donovan: (Inside)
2265(Cafeteria's in the map)
2266(so you're inside and with plenty of pretty balconies to look from)
2267Silica Gimmes goes looking for an empty balcony.
2268Moe and Dick, there's currently 3 available tables in your vicinity, the one where Danielle is, one where a girl with white hair and white hood sits, and another girl with a cross necklace showing atop her uniform
2269Monte Miyamoto whispers to Dick "You mind if we pick one of the two tables Danielle isn't at? Or maybe find some standing room on one of the balconies?"
2270Richard Welkins: "Yeah I guess, just uh watch out in case she goes crazy from us not sitting there."
2271Monte Miyamoto: "Seems like that might be unavoidable..."
2272Richard Welkins shrugs.
2273Silica Gimmes: (did i find a sick empty balcony)
2274Sammy Donovan: (ye)
2275Silica Gimmes: (noice)
2276Sammy Donovan: (you can even sit like a coolguy in it)
2277Silica Gimmes enjoy her bread with one hand while practicing one hand incantations with the other.
2278Silica Gimmes says, "Mmmaphic mmmmiffle" with a mouth full of sweet, sweet bread.
2279Sammy Donovan: (She doesn't have to say magic missile everytime y'know :^) )
2280Richard Welkins: (yes she does)
2281Sammy Donovan: (Also where do Dick and Moe sit)
2282(very important question)
2283Monte Miyamoto: (hmmm, first pick is balcony for the view)
2284Silica Gimmes: (sure, she doesn't HAVE to)
2285Richard Welkins starts walking towards the table the girl with the cross is sitting at.
2286Silica Gimmes: (but she's a sick cunt of a wizard)
2287Richard Welkins: (thinking is for homos)
2288Marie Antoniette Sullivan looks at you and gives you space to sit as she continues to eat silently
2289Richard Welkins: (inb4 they just split up without realzing it)
2290(are you fucking kidding me lmao)
2291Silica Gimmes: (christ chan goes here)
2292Monte Miyamoto: (nah it's fine, he'd follow dick desu)
2293Silica Gimmes: (top school for top blokes)
2294Monte Miyamoto goes with him "Well this works."
2295Richard Welkins: (I was gonna ask if I could sit there first but alright)
2296"Thanks."
2297Richard Welkins sits down.
2298Marie Antoniette Sullivan nods
2299Monte Miyamoto sits and takes out his lunch "Thanks."
2300Marie Antoniette Sullivan doesn't seem like starting any conversation, it'd be up to you if you wanna talk to her
2301Monte Miyamoto: (hmm)
2302Silica Gimmes: (start talking religion)
2303Richard Welkins turns towards Moe. "You have a chance to check out the park or garden yet?"
2304Monte Miyamoto: "I walked past the garden on my way home, but haven't really explored yet, have you?"
2305Richard Welkins: "Nah, haven't really had a chance."
2306Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm, maybe we should try today."
2307Silica Gimmes practices poses on the balcony after finishing the bread.
2308Richard Welkins: "Might not be a bad idea."
2309Silica, you see Tsurugi walking up to the balcony you're in as she looks at the horizon
2310Tsurugi looks tired with no sleep eyes as she seems like she hasn't noticed you
2311Silica Gimmes keeps on posing
2312Tsurugi : (That's that then?)
2313Richard Welkins continues eating until her necklace catches his eye again.
2314Marie Antoniette Sullivan keeps eating until she looks at you looking at her before looking at her necklace
2315Richard Welkins slightly chokes on his food when she looks towards him. "Euh...Sorry, I uh, didn't mean to stare. Your necklace is just rather peculiar, I don't think I've seen many like it."
2316Richard Welkins smiles. "It's very pretty. I think it compliments you well."
2317Marie Antoniette Sullivan nods "It's a rosary"
2318Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "And...thank you"
2319Monte Miyamoto looks up from his meal for a moment and looks at the necklace "Hmm...I feel like I've seen that symbol before."
2320Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "It's getting more popular these days"
2321Richard Welkins: "Rosary?"
2322Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Especially after the generational turn"
2323"Christianity"
2324Richard Welkins taps his chin for a second.
2325Monte Miyamoto: "Didn't our parents mention that once before?"
2326Richard Welkins: "My mother has us celebrate something called "Christmas" every year after she learned of it from some good people who took care of her when she was a little older than us if I recall correctly."
2327Richard Welkins turns back towards her. "Is that related?"
2328Marie Antoniette Sullivan nods "Yes it actually is"
2329Monte Miyamoto: "That's why it sounded so familiar."
2330Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "It refers to the birth of Christ"
2331"tough I won't bother you with the details"
2332"It'd be really boring for you guys"
2333Monte Miyamoto: "I'd be interested in hearing more some time if you have the time."
2334Silica Gimmes: (is this how you unlock the crusader class)
2335Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (ye)
2336(actually no)
2337(This is how you unlock christian gf)
2338"What are your names?"
2339Monte Miyamoto: "Monte Miyamoto."
2340Richard Welkins shrugs. "Yeah I hope you wouldn't mind talking about it more some other time, you've piqued my interest."
2341Richard Welkins: "Richard Welkins."
2342Marie Antoniette Sullivan nods again "Marie Sullivan"
2343Monte Miyamoto: (meanwhile on the balcony, magic missile girl is about to be blamed for a suicide)
2344Tsurugi just keeps looking at the horizon before noticing you exist "oh"
2345Tsurugi : "didn't...see you there..."
2346Silica Gimmes: "How?"
2347"I'm moving around a lot."
2348Tsurugi : "....'
2349Tsurugi shrugs
2350Silica Gimmes waves a hand in front of her face. "Heeeeeeellllllllloooooooooooooo in there."
2351Tsurugi : "What is it?"
2352Silica Gimmes: "Starting to think it's drugs."
2353"You're out of it."
2354Tsurugi : "I'll stop bothering you then..."
2355Tsurugi goes to leave
2356Silica Gimmes thinks to herself, "Crazy bitch. Better avoid her."
2357recess ends, Silica once you get to class...well
2358your Desk is completely scribbled with nasty insults that are not pure enough to be described and your seat is covered in glue
2359this isn't the usual modus operandi
2360Silica Gimmes: "What in the fuck."
2361so either someone is getting bolder, or someone new is in the frame
2362Silica Gimmes: "What is a cunt rag?"
2363"That doesn't even make sense."
2364everyone in class ignores your ramblings as usual
2365Silica Gimmes sits down, "Oh well."
2366Tsurugi : (you got your ass glued)
2367Silica Gimmes: (woooooooooooooooow)
2368Tsurugi : (I mean)
2369(I said it right there)
2370Silica Gimmes: (implying she'd notice)
2371(distracted by new curses)
2372you feel something sticky as you're pretty sure your skirt is now ruined
2373Silica Gimmes tries to remain calm and stares straight ahead, blank-faced.
2374class continues as you're pretty sure that there's eyes now looking towards you and your kinda sorry state, class finish and you gotta rip a little of your skirt so you can get up, not enough to ruin it forever, but enough that you'll have to sew it so it looks back to normal
2375Silica Gimmes walks away annoyed with a fierce grimace on her face.
2376Dick you get back home as Halfrid is watching TV while Kolin eats a chocolate bar while reading a magazine
2377Halfrid Uzumaki waves at you
2378Richard Welkins gives a wave back.
2379Halfrid Uzumaki: "How was class?"
2380Richard Welkins: "Was alright. Anything going on?"
2381Halfrid Uzumaki: "In the TV? some special news, talking about the surge of suicides this past few months"
2382"Really eerie stuff"
2383Halfrid Uzumaki stretches "Tough I guess people gotta know this kinds of stuff and how to prevent it"
2384Halfrid Uzumaki: "Wether it's eerie or not"
2385Richard Welkins: "Sounds weird."
2386Richard Welkins walks towards them and focuses on the TV
2387Halfrid Uzumaki makes space for Dick to sit on the couch
2388Richard Welkins takes a seat.
2389"This past year, a resurgence in suicides has been estimated to be in the 30%, this record high number has not been looked over as measures have been made to avoid this"
2390it the starts listing ways to identify and prevent suicidal people
2391Halfrid Uzumaki: (Small question)
2392(How so you call those hoodies that have covered sleeves)
2393Richard Welkins: "Geez, that seems pretty high."
2394(what now)
2395Halfrid Uzumaki: (The one Lucky chloe wears)
2396Silica Gimmes: (the fuck is a covered sleeve)
2397Halfrid Uzumaki: (See I dunno the name)
2398Richard Welkins: (lucky chloe doesn't have a hoodie tho)
2399(it's like a cardigan)
2400Halfrid Uzumaki: (Yeah but the sleeves tough)
2401Richard Welkins: (i dunno lmao)
2402Halfrid Uzumaki: (Yeah well Halfrid's got that shit)
2403(forgot to mention)
2404(But it's also a hoodie)
2405"Definetely seems like it"
2406"Tough I wonder what's the cause"
2407Richard Welkins: "Guess that's why the govt.'s trying to look into it."
2408Halfrid Uzumaki nods
2409Halfrid Uzumaki: "Maybe it's a conspiracy to keep the population stable"
2410"ooooooh"
2411Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles
2412Halfrid Uzumaki: "Tap water is now laced with chemicals that make your brain depressed and makes you want to play videogames all day"
2413"And it also makes you dress up like a girl and think you're gay"
2414Richard Welkins: "I'll be honest. There's crazier stuff out there."
2415Halfrid Uzumaki: "like?"
2416Richard Welkins: "Oh well I just mean in general sort of."
2417"I mean, people have been scheming and executing conspiracies since forever, don't know why it'd stop now."
2418"Though I can't say there's much evidence towards yours."
2419Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles "That's because I made it up"
2420Halfrid Uzumaki pokes your forehead "Silly"
2421Richard Welkins sighs. "Did you think I thought you were serious?"
2422Halfrid Uzumaki: "Maybe"
2423Halfrid Uzumaki whispers "Kolin believed me the first time I said it"
2424Richard Welkins covers his mouth.
2425Monte Miyamoto: (how pure)
2426Richard Welkins laughs a little trying to cover it up.
2427Halfrid Uzumaki covers her mouth as well
2428Kōlin Uzumaki: "What's the joke?"
2429Kōlin Uzumaki looks at you two weird
2430Halfrid Uzumaki: "n-nothing"
2431Richard Welkins recomposes himself slightly. "I mean hey, conspiracy and secretive stuff is what the shinobi are all about isn't it?"
2432Richard Welkins: "O-Oh nothing."
2433Kōlin Uzumaki squints her eyes
2434Silica Gimmes: (if they're such great ninjas, why don't they fuck him in his sleep???)
2435Richard Welkins darts his eyes back and forth. "Just uh uh, how that water must be behind my girlish looks and I told her it must be why she's such a lazy bones."
2436Richard Welkins: "Yeah."
2437Halfrid Uzumaki: "Whoops"
2438"Richard, I said she belived the first time"
2439"I didn't say she believed it after that..."
2440Richard Welkins: (mfw you fucked this up for no reason)
2441(she literally mentioned the water fucking with people completely out of context of kolin believing it like 5 minutes ago)
2442(why would she even say this)
2443(we were shooting the shit at each other is the lie)
2444(lmao)
2445Kōlin Uzumaki: (It's implying that she had said it before in a different context and Kolin believed it, she just said the same thing at Dick)
2446Silica Gimmes: (is this, dare i say)
2447(misdirection)
2448Richard Welkins: (think kale needs to read what he writes and how people respond to it lmao)
2449(I have literally no idea why she would say that following what he said)
2450("yeah hold on let me make something up real quick related to what we were JUST talking about instead of making it sound like we were talking about her")
2451(and then she says that)
2452Kōlin Uzumaki: (It's because Kolin knows the joke)
2453Richard Welkins: (she just automatically assumed halfrid talked about her?)
2454(and halfrid automatically knew she wouldn't believe what richard said?)
2455(I don't follow)
2456Monte Miyamoto: (oh wait I see what Jazz is saying now, Kolin would have to make the assumption that he knew about her)
2457(and that they weren't just laughing at themselves)
2458(and that the joke just happened to be related to the thing she got memed on about)
2459(then again, she's a teenage girl, they make much wider leaps)
2460Kōlin Uzumaki: (well that and yeah, she assumed they were memeing about her because the subject is related to the thing she was memed about)
2461Richard Welkins: (halfrid could've at least gave his lie a fucking chance before instantly throwing him under the bus)
2462(dumb hoe)
2463Kōlin Uzumaki: (wow rude)
2464Richard Welkins: (yeah yeah)
2465Richard Welkins hangs his head. "Thanks for the support."
2466Kōlin Uzumaki covers her face with the magazine as Halfrid chuckles
2467Halfrid Uzumaki: "Not like anything will happen to you"
2468"Besides, honesty is a virtue"
2469Richard Welkins: "Is telling embarrassing things about your twin sister also a virtue?"
2470Halfrid Uzumaki: "That just means I'm half virtuous"
2471Halfrid Uzumaki holds out a hand to look like buddha
2472Richard Welkins: "Don't think that's a thing."
2473Halfrid Uzumaki: "It is if you believe hard enough"
2474Richard Welkins: "What does that even mean?"
2475Kōlin Uzumaki: "I-it means she's a big stupid...stupid!"
2476Halfrid Uzumaki: "Yeah well I'm your big stupid stupid"
2477Silica Gimmes: (brutal insult)
2478Halfrid Uzumaki has a smile on her face
2479Richard Welkins: "Woah, language ladies please. Dropping some harsh abuse here."
2480"What's next, dumbo and smelly?"
2481Halfrid Uzumaki: "Oh no please"
2482"Keep that language out of this house"
2483Halfrid Uzumaki giggles
2484Halfrid Uzumaki: "We're only pure ladies that never swear"
2485Richard Welkins: "Oh yeah definitely."
2486Silica Gimmes: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
2487Kōlin Uzumaki: "Shut up, you're making us sound like kids"
2488Halfrid Uzumaki: "But we are kids, until 18 dictated by law we're minors"
2489"So let's enjoy being minors until adulthood crashes in on us?"
2490Kōlin Uzumaki: "..w-well I can say f-fuck"
2491Kōlin Uzumaki looks embarrassed
2492Silica Gimmes: (ten hail mary's)
2493Richard Welkins laughs. "You want to get some coloring books when we're out next so you can continue being a minor?"
2494Halfrid Uzumaki: "only if you buy two so that we both color them"
2495Richard Welkins: "Nowhere near the response I was expecting."
2496"But I'd make yours actually look like a child did them."
2497Halfrid Uzumaki giggles "I'm hard to embarrass if that's what you were expecting it"
2498Richard Welkins: "Oh believe me, you'd be embarrassed after that."
2499Halfrid Uzumaki: "Wanna bet?"
2500"You, me, coloring books in the park"
2501"And each one buys the other their book"
2502Richard Welkins: (she doesn't know he's an artisté)
2503(how embarrassing)
2504"Yeah alright."
2505Halfrid Uzumaki: (like she'd care)
2506"Alrighty then"
2507"Tomorrow after school"
2508Kōlin Uzumaki looks at Dick "you're gonna lose"
2509Richard Welkins laughs. "Hardly."
2510meanwhile, somewhere else
2511Hana Miyamoto: "Hey Momo"
2512Hana Miyamoto smiles
2513Monte Miyamoto: "Hi, sis."
2514Hana Miyamoto scratches her hair "Sorry, but I got busy today, so we'll be eating premade Gyozas"
2515Hana Miyamoto: "I'll make it up tomorrow tough!"
2516Monte Miyamoto: "It's alright, it'll just be nice having dinner together."
2517Hana Miyamoto: "Aww"
2518Hana Miyamoto you eat the Gyozas and...pretty plain honestly
2519Hana Miyamoto: "So how was school?"
2520Monte Miyamoto: "It's been fine so far, aside from a few odd moments."
2521Hana Miyamoto: "Odd?"
2522Monte Miyamoto: "Like these two girls who immediately started acting really familiar with Dick and I."
2523Hana Miyamoto: "hmmmm"
2524"well I guess that's nice isn't it? you made friends already!"
2525"Maybe it's your personality"
2526"Or maybe it's the bunny ears"
2527Hana Miyamoto chuckles
2528Monte Miyamoto scratches his hair "I made friends, but I'm not sure it was with those girls."
2529Monte Miyamoto: "The one who was interested in me was kind of rude."
2530Hana Miyamoto scratches her chin "huh"
2531Hana Miyamoto: "Maybe she's not good with people"
2532"It's only your second day Momo, can't decide everything from just that"
2533Monte Miyamoto: "I know, I know, but she just came across as a bit of a bully to be honest."
2534Hana Miyamoto chuckles "Well I'm only saying this cause girls like Guida exist"
2535Hana Miyamoto: "Maybe she has a sweet interior, just like big sis"
2536Hana Miyamoto smiles "you know how it is"
2537Monte Miyamoto: "Maybe. It seemed more like soft on the outside venom on the inside."
2538Hana Miyamoto: "Oh"
2539Hana Miyamoto winces a little "Yeah those are a special case"
2540Hana Miyamoto: "I deal with that kind a lot"
2541Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, I've got it then! She sounds like she'd ask to speak to your manager."
2542Hana Miyamoto looks triggered "....Yeah okay"
2543Monte Miyamoto nods "But there was some nice odd stuff too."
2544Hana Miyamoto: "like?"
2545Monte Miyamoto: "Or...maybe interesting is the better word?"
2546"Like one of our senpai only uses shooting star."
2547Richard Welkins: (>he actually said it)
2548Monte Miyamoto: (Godot started it)
2549(not my choice)
2550Hana Miyamoto thinks for a moment to herself "Kids use senpai now? so antiquated..."
2551Monte Miyamoto: "She did."
2552Monte Miyamoto shrugs
2553Silica Gimmes: (das rit)
2554(bringing it back baebae)
2555Monte Miyamoto: "The interesting part was how she had these different versions of shooting star and calls them missiles."
2556Hana Miyamoto: "man, that brings me back"
2557Monte Miyamoto: "Like one that covers whatever it hits in slush."
2558Hana Miyamoto: "I haven't used shooting star in years"
2559Monte Miyamoto: "I bet you still can though."
2560Hana Miyamoto: "maybe"
2561Hana Miyamoto chuckles "but not as good as you young uns anymore"
2562Monte Miyamoto: "Who knows. You did practice it a lot."
2563Hana Miyamoto: "how about you invite her?"
2564"She seems nice"
2565Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...I might wait until I'm sure she won't destroy the house by practicing."
2566Hana Miyamoto: "How about we go out with her and practice our shooting stars?"
2567"That'd be fun wouldn't it?"
2568"Go to some natural park or something"
2569Monte Miyamoto: "She's banned from most of the places near the school."
2570Hana Miyamoto: "So someplace away from the school!"
2571"Hmmm, how about the outskirts of town?"
2572Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...it might be easiest just to ask here where she hasn't been banned from yet."
2573"But that might work."
2574Hana Miyamoto: "Nobody is gonna bother us"
2575Monte Miyamoto: (ask her*)
2576Hana Miyamoto: "Oh I know a ditch!"
2577why the hell does she know a ditch on the outskirts of town
2578Monte Miyamoto: "...what?"
2579Hana Miyamoto: "well...a dump on the outskirts of town..."
2580Monte Miyamoto: "Why would that be on the list of places you know?"
2581Hana Miyamoto: "eeeeeh ehehehe"
2582Hana Miyamoto scratches her cheek "I had to pick up some friends from there"
2583Richard Welkins: (its where she offers her "services")
2584Monte Miyamoto: "Why would they be there?"
2585Hana Miyamoto: "They live nearby?"
2586Richard Welkins: (of feeding homeless people of course)
2587Monte Miyamoto scratches his chin "Well it's you sis, so I'm sure it can't be anything bad."
2588Hana Miyamoto: "yeah"
2589"Well, Imma wash the plates"
2590Monte Miyamoto: "Want any help?"
2591Hana Miyamoto: "nah"
2592"you go study"
2593Monte Miyamoto goes upstairs to do so "Thanks, sis!"
2594the next day
2595Silica Gimmes: (i need to sleep fam)
2596Hana Miyamoto: (ye)
2597Silica Gimmes: (so i'm out)
2598Hana Miyamoto: (night night)
2599Monte Miyamoto: (gonna have to sleep some time soon too, gotta finish off the semester with a presentation tomorrow)
2600Hana Miyamoto: (okay we can stop here then)
2601Kale (GM): didya rike it
2602Godot: ye
2603Kawaii: maybe
2604Godot: jam a solo down sax's throat
2605Kale (GM): gotta do that
2606Jazz: sorta
2607save for that bullshit with the conspiracy :^)
2608Kale (GM): rolling d420
2609(
2610230
2611)
2612= 230
2613rolling 4d20
2614(
261514
2616+
261718
2618+
26197
2620+
262114
2622)
2623= 53
2624Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
2625(
2626248
2627)
2628= 248
2629rolling 4d20!
2630(
263117
2632+
26334
2634+
263512
2636+
263715
2638)
2639= 48
2640Kale (GM): (hmmmm)
2641April 6th
2642class once more as you try to work your ass out
2643Shinobu Hisakawa: ("work your ass out")
2644Kale (GM): (So does she laze around all day)
2645Shinobu Hisakawa: (the expression is work your ass off)
2646Kale (GM): (Oh)
2647(lmao)
2648things go smoothly until it's wizard class again
2649Someone: "Okay people, today we're practicing movement magic"
2650"That is flight, levitation, haste, things like that"
2651Someone points at the roof that's 5 or 6 meters above you "Try to reach the roof above you, you can use any method you want"
2652Shinobu Hisakawa: (so what should I do)
2653Someone: (Use your imagination, or fail at doing it)
2654(I'll give you help if you fail at the first try)
2655Shinobu Hisakawa: (thanks very descriptive)
2656Someone: (right)
2657(you're in a big Colosseum, there's some benches to the side and a bunch of girders for holding up the roof, there's also whatever gym material is kept in sports facilities)
2658Shinobu Hisakawa: (I'm asking what should I roll to attempt spellcasting)
2659Someone: (Magic?)
2660(Same as everything)
2661Shinobu Hisakawa: (so that's magic + 2 right)
2662Someone: (ye)
2663(and smart too)
2664Shinobu Hisakawa: (which I don't have)
2665Someone: (Well then just magic)
2666Shinobu Hisakawa attempts to use levitation.
2667Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
2668(
26696
2670+
26713
2672+
26734
2674)
2675= 13
2676Someone: (does she know the spell for levitation)
2677Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's not that she doesn't know other spells)
2678(she just performs most reliably with reinforcement and projection)
2679Someone: (I see)
2680you start levitating slowly tough it's hard to control due to you not having great skill at this type of magic
2681you start to lose control as a classmate helps you regain stability as you're 1 or 2 meters in the air
2682Morrigan Kento: "You okay?"
2683Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah, thanks."
2684"Haven't practiced this often before."
2685Morrigan Kento seems to be pretty good at levitating as he's just sitting in the air as he's being lifted "Really?"
2686Morrigan Kento: "It's one of the more basic spells"
2687Shinobu Hisakawa: "I've been sticking to what was easy for me."
2688Morrigan Kento: "Well, I guess that's not the best way of learning isn't it?"
2689Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess not."
2690Morrigan Kento: "Instead of focusing on lifting yourself, how about you try thinking of air behind you pushing you upwards?"
2691"It's all about balance, so if you create a wide enough area of levitation, it gets much easier"
2692Shinobu Hisakawa: "I see..."
2693Morrigan Kento: "What's your name again?"
2694Shinobu Hisakawa: "Shinobu, yours?"
2695Morrigan Kento: "Morrigan"
2696Shinobu Hisakawa: "Alright, I'll give it a try that way."
2697Morrigan Kento nods
2698Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
2699(
27006
2701+
27022
2703+
27045
2705)
2706= 13
2707you manage to slowly push yourself up to the top before landing again, Morrigan following you as he gives you tips and pointers
2708Morrigan Kento smiles "You learn fast"
2709Shinobu Hisakawa: "Thanks to your directions. Thanks."
2710Morrigan Kento chuckles "you said thanks twice"
2711Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well... I do mean it."
2712Morrigan Kento: "I suppose so"
2713Morrigan Kento class ends as you go to recess, getting some food as Morrigan decides to hang out with you
2714Morrigan Kento: "So, where are you from?"
2715Shinobu Hisakawa: "I live in the countryside, about two or three hours from here."
2716Morrigan Kento: "Nice"
2717"I'm from Kinzoku"
2718"So long ways from home I suppose"
2719Morrigan Kento scratches his hair
2720Shinobu Hisakawa: (where's that)
2721(relative to here)
2722Morrigan Kento: (Other side of the ocean)
2723Shinobu Hisakawa: "Really? You came all the way here?"
2724Morrigan Kento: "Yeah, this is a really good school y'know?"
2725Shinobu Hisakawa: "Fair enough."
2726Morrigan Kento: "My parents didn't have any money, so I got in trough a scholarship"
2727"Lot's of weight on the shoulders and all"
2728Morrigan Kento chuckles
2729Shinobu Hisakawa: "Then you must be pretty good at all this. I'm a bit of the opposite."
2730"Wanted to try really bad despite my... talent."
2731(brb a sec)
2732(back)
2733Morrigan Kento: "Well, I'm sure you'll get skilled fast enough"
2734"I didn't become good at magic by nature"
2735"It's all discipline"
2736Shinobu Hisakawa: "I can respect that."
2737"I guess it's not entirely true you can get by on talent."
2738"It just gives you an easier start."
2739Morrigan Kento nods
2740Morrigan Kento goes to buy some snacks from a vending machine to eat
2741Morrigan Kento: "So what are you doing after school?"
2742Shinobu Hisakawa: "Haven't really come up with anything to do in spare time yet."
2743"I was a bit distracted with, uh..."
2744"How to say it."
2745"I knew the school would be demanding, but I didn't expect some of the students to be crazy."
2746Morrigan Kento: "What?"
2747Shinobu Hisakawa: "Heard of the second year girl who only casts magic missile?"
2748Morrigan Kento: "No, not really, I haven't talked to a lot of people since I've been here"
2749Shinobu Hisakawa: "How come?"
2750"If nothing else, people are pretty sociable here."
2751Morrigan Kento: "Well...it's my second day"
2752"your second day as well"
2753Morrigan Kento chuckles "I haven't had a lot of time to talk with people"
2754Shinobu Hisakawa: "Then I guess I've been lucky, depending how you look at it."
2755"That girl ended up being my roommate, and I saw her and a classmate of hers fighting."
2756"Hard to say which one is crazier, but they're both up there."
2757Morrigan Kento: "Huh"
2758"So, does she only know magic missile? or does she just refuses to use anything but magic missile?"
2759Shinobu Hisakawa: "The latter, I think."
2760"She does have different kinds of it."
2761Morrigan Kento: "Seems weird"
2762Shinobu Hisakawa: "I've been told her roommates don't last long, but it seems that getting on her good side helps."
2763Morrigan Kento chuckles "What's even her good side?"
2764Morrigan Kento: "only know magic missile as well?"
2765Monte Miyamoto: (he's either not bright or really confident in his ability to each magic missiles)
2766Shinobu Hisakawa: "Mostly just nod along to what she says."
2767"I don't think she's a bad person, but getting to know her is a bit tough."
2768Morrigan Kento: "I see"
2769Shinobu Hisakawa: "What about you? Got an interesting roommate?"
2770Morrigan Kento: "No not really"
2771"haven't even learnt his name yet"
2772Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, it's only the second day after all."
2773Morrigan Kento: "Yeah"
2774"well I guess it's just a matter of time then"
2775Shinobu Hisakawa: "Since you're also not from here, I guess you don't know the town either?"
2776Morrigan Kento: "Noope"
2777"Tough I guess it wouldn't be so bad to explore"
2778Shinobu Hisakawa: "I've been meaning to figure out what are some good places nearby."
2779Morrigan Kento: "As long as we know how to come back"
2780Shinobu Hisakawa: "I don't think that's gonna be a problem."
2781Morrigan Kento: "So, we explore then?"
2782Shinobu Hisakawa: "If you're up for it."
2783Morrigan Kento: "After school of course"
2784Morrigan Kento nods "sure!"
2785after class you go to the dorms and come out in your casual clothes as Morrigan waves at you from the boys dorm
2786Shinobu Hisakawa: (isn't morrigan a girl's name)
2787Morrigan Kento: (so is Kamille)
2788Shinobu Hisakawa raises her hand in greeting back.
2789Morrigan Kento gets next to you "So we can take the bus that passes here and then we can go to the downtown and see what's there"
2790Shinobu Hisakawa: "Alright."
2791you ride the bus as you're lead to the heart of the city
2792Morrigan Kento: "So you have any brothers or sisters?"
2793Shinobu Hisakawa: "Nope, you?"
2794Morrigan Kento: "A little sister"
2795"She's a handful"
2796Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's what I usually hear about younger siblings."
2797you start walking alongside the sidewalk checking out shops
2798Morrigan Kento: "Wanna eat a pizza?"
2799Morrigan Kento points at a pizza place "That place seems nice
2800Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sure, why not."
2801you go to have some pizza
2802what do you get :^)
2803Shinobu Hisakawa: (pizza)
2804Monte Miyamoto: (pineapple and ham)
2805Shinobu Hisakawa: (none with left beef)
2806(if she wants to scope out a place she'll probably just take a basic one)
2807(sauce, cheese, ham)
2808(if they fuck that up they're past saving)
2809you eat it...
2810it's okay...
2811but it's dirt cheap
2812and the sizes are pretty big for the price
2813Morrigan Kento: "I guess this place works if you want something quick and easy
2814Shinobu Hisakawa: "I thought it'd be more expensive than that in the city."
2815Morrigan Kento: "Maybe that's the draw"
2816Shinobu Hisakawa: "Guess so."
2817Morrigan Kento keeps eating his pizza "So what hobbies do you have?"
2818Shinobu Hisakawa: (this nigga gonna ask for my social security next)
2819Morrigan Kento: (lmao)
2820Shinobu Hisakawa: "If we're talking something I spend a lot of time on, I've always been into practicing magic."
2821"I've always thought it's cool, and I wanted to be able to do it."
2822"Hence why I'm here."
2823"Other than that, I guess sports aren't bad."
2824Morrigan Kento: "I see"
2825"I don't know much about sports..."
2826Shinobu Hisakawa: (what a gay)
2827"Not that much to know about it."
2828Morrigan Kento: "I'm usually either studying or playing videogames"
2829"Don't go out that much to party or anything"
2830Shinobu Hisakawa: "Video games are alright too, though I don't play often."
2831"My mom always wants to play too, and she gets passionate about things."
2832Morrigan Kento: "Really?"
2833"I tought all grownups hate videogames"
2834Morrigan Kento chuckles
2835Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess not."
2836you see a TV on the background talking about the news about the suicide surge in the city
2837Morrigan Kento: "Huh, wonder why that's happening"
2838Shinobu Hisakawa: "That doesn't sound good."
2839Morrigan Kento: "how do you stop that kind of stuff?"
2840"Specially a surge of it?"
2841Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess there must be some reason behind it."
2842Morrigan Kento: "Cultural?"
2843Shinobu Hisakawa: "Probably not, if it happened so suddenly."
2844Morrigan Kento: "Then?"
2845Shinobu Hisakawa shrugs. "I'm just guessing."
2846Morrigan Kento shrugs as well "same"
2847Morrigan Kento: "Better let the experts handle it"
2848"And hope for the best"
2849Shinobu Hisakawa: "I suppose."
2850the day ends as you two go back to your rooms
2851Morrigan Kento: "Thanks for hanging out with me"
2852Morrigan Kento waves as he heads for the boys dorm
2853Shinobu Hisakawa waves back. "See you later."
2854and that's the end of the day
2855Kale (GM): and that's it until everyone comes to play
2856Shinobu Hisakawa: (alright then)
2857Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
2858(
2859241
2860)
2861= 241
2862rolling 4d20
2863(
28644
2865+
286615
2867+
286818
2869+
28705
2871)
2872= 42
2873Kale (GM): rolling d420
2874(
2875392
2876)
2877= 392
2878rolling 4d20
2879(
28805
2881+
28822
2883+
288411
2885+
288610
2887)
2888= 28
2889Richard Welkins: rolling d420
2890(
289174
2892)
2893= 74
2894rolling 4d20
2895(
289612
2897+
28988
2899+
290016
2901+
29029
2903)
2904= 45
2905Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
2906(
290713
2908)
2909= 13
2910rolling 4d20!
2911(
291218
2913+
291414
2915+
291613
2917+
29184
2919)
2920= 49
2921Godot: rolling d420
2922(
292367
2924)
2925= 67
2926rolling 4d20
2927(
29282
2929+
29303
2931+
29329
2933+
293416
2935)
2936= 30
2937Silica Gimmes: (at least i've got pizza)
2938April 7th
2939class goes as normal as this time there's not much to do today apart from studying
2940you all get out of class soon enough and are free for the rest of the day
2941Marie Antoniette Sullivan looks at Richard and nods in your direction "Richard"
2942Shinobu Hisakawa: (he does have one)
2943(presumably)
2944Richard Welkins: (got em)
2945Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (It's debatable)
2946(since he looks like a girl)
2947Richard Welkins: (guarantee he has a more masculine face than yours)
2948( :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^) )
2949Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (lil bitch)
2950Shinobu Hisakawa: (el goblino)
2951Richard Welkins waves at her. "Marie. Classes go well today?"
2952Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Pretty well"
2953(I'm assuming Dick and Moe are together, like the gay couple they are)
2954Monte Miyamoto: (woow)
2955Shinobu Hisakawa: (well make up your mind)
2956(is he a girl or are they gay)
2957Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (yes)
2958Silica Gimmes: (gay girl)
2959Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Moe is also a girl)
2960(rabbit ears to cute for them to be from a boy)
2961(It's a very complicated relationship)
2962Richard Welkins: (did you just admit to a dude's bunny ears being cute)
2963(You the gay one here fam)
2964Silica Gimmes: (got'em)
2965Monte Miyamoto: (damn, SMOKED)
2966Shinobu Hisakawa: (owned)
2967Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (lmao)
2968Monte Miyamoto nods "About the same for us. It's a relief that classes aren't too demanding yet."
2969Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I see"
2970Shinobu you can see Dick and Moe together as they're talking to a girl
2971Shinobu Hisakawa: (oh no)
2972Silica, you can see them too
2973Shinobu Hisakawa recognizes the two and approaches with a wave. "Hey."
2974Monte Miyamoto waves "Oh, hey Shinobu."
2975Marie Antoniette Sullivan looks at Shinobu "Hello"
2976Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Friend of yours?"
2977Silica Gimmes tries to sneak by without being noticed.
2978Richard Welkins: "How's it going?"
2979Monte Miyamoto nods toward Marie
2980Monte Miyamoto: (hmmm)
2981Silica, you see Marie, she's from your grade but not from your class, she's one of those girls that hasn't actively done anything to you, probably isn't a bad girl
2982Richard Welkins turns back to Marie. "Suppose you could say that."
2983Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
2984Richard Welkins: (literally just met :^) )
2985Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oh, hi. I'm Shinobu, I'm in the same class as them."
2986Silica Gimmes whistles to herself as she tries to walk by inconspicuously.
2987Marie Antoniette Sullivan nods "Marie"
2988Richard Welkins: (>whistling)
2989Monte Miyamoto turns over to the whistling
2990Richard Welkins: (>inconspicuous)
2991Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, hi Silica!"
2992Richard Welkins: (silly nigga)
2993Monte Miyamoto: (you whistled around rabbit ears)
2994Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (little girl just wants attention)
2995Silica Gimmes: (it works in the cartoons, though)
2996Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (She's just faking it)
2997Silica Gimmes: (women would NEVER do things to attract attention)
2998(c'mon now)
2999Silica Gimmes gives a little wave while continuing to walk away. "Hello."
3000Monte Miyamoto: "Is she in a hurry to go somewhere?"
3001Richard Welkins shrugs.
3002Silica Gimmes: (it's saturday in game)
3003Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Class in japan goes till saturday y'know)
3004Richard Welkins: "Prolly has something to do after school, I dunno."
3005Silica Gimmes: (yeah, and class is ogre, right)
3006Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (ye)
3007Monte Miyamoto: (yep)
3008Silica Gimmes: (so it's the weekend)
3009(time 4 fun)
3010Shinobu Hisakawa: (what's fun for her)
3011Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Eat ice cream, cry in her room and practice magic missile)
3012Silica Gimmes: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
3013Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm, maybe we should ask her about fun places to go to."
3014"It is the start of the weekend after all."
3015Shinobu Hisakawa: "I had a look around town yesterday, but I haven't seen much yet."
3016Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (So does Silica just leave)
3017Silica Gimmes: (to her dorm room, yeah)
3018Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (kk)
3019Silica quickly moves towards her dorm
3020Richard Welkins: "Well I gotta head out to get some stuff and meet someone in the park soon so I don't have much time to hang out right now."
3021as you say that, you see the not!Lambo park in front of school as Halfrid comes out in her school uniform (Tough she still has a her hoodie)
3022Halfrid Uzumaki gets out and waves at you "Richard-chaaaan"
3023who the fuck says chan these days
3024Shinobu Hisakawa: (smoked)
3025Richard Welkins: (epic)
3026Silica Gimmes: (horny ogres)
3027Richard Welkins: "Speak of the devil."
3028Halfrid Uzumaki runs up to you and hugs you "How's my bestie buddy of all timeys"
3029Richard Welkins: (how embarrassing)
3030Halfrid Uzumaki: "You forgot your coloring book and crayons"
3031Monte Miyamoto covers his mouth trying to stifle a laugh
3032Silica Gimmes: (and so, sensing competing mates, the ogre marks her prey with her scent)
3033Richard Welkins: (why god)
3034Halfrid Uzumaki has a devilish smile on her face
3035Shinobu Hisakawa blinks
3036Halfrid Uzumaki: "You pwomised we would go to the park and color them riiiiight?"
3037Marie Antoniette Sullivan coughs and covers her mouth trying to not laugh
3038Monte Miyamoto: "So that's what you were being so mysterious about."
3039Richard Welkins sits despondent as he looks up in the sky.
3040Silica Gimmes: (someone is recording this i hope)
3041(david bowie's son is a gay boi.mp4)
3042Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's silica's job)
3043Silica Gimmes: (do i have a birdseye view for this from the dorm window)
3044Monte Miyamoto: (Firstborn son of famous hero assaulted by mommy gf.flv)
3045Halfrid Uzumaki: "Hiyaa Moe"
3046(yes)
3047Silica Gimmes: (then i'm doing a sick cell phone vid)
3048Monte Miyamoto waves "Hi, Halfrid."
3049Halfrid Uzumaki: "hiya Richie-chan Besties!"
3050Halfrid Uzumaki waves at Shinobu and Marie
3051Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh, hi."
3052Richard Welkins: "First thing, this competition was your idea, please don't make it sound so childish."
3053Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "hi"
3054Silica Gimmes starts laughing uncontrollably from her dorm window.
3055Richard Welkins: "Second, please toss me into the nearby wall so I don't have to sit through you doing this anymore."
3056Halfrid Uzumaki: "But what are you talking about Richie-chan? you're the one who said you were okay coloring books in the park"
3057Halfrid Uzumaki has a smug smile "You could always say you don't want too"
3058Richard Welkins: "Yes, you made the bet and I agreed to it now please kill me."
3059Monte Miyamoto: "Looks like it's too late for that.,"
3060Halfrid Uzumaki: "Don't be so mean to your big huggly wubbly super bestie~"
3061Richard Welkins: (brb real quick)
3062(did she let go of me or is she still crushing me)
3063Halfrid Uzumaki: (She's still crushing you)
3064Shinobu Hisakawa: "Are you sure he's okay?"
3065Halfrid Uzumaki: "Shall we go make pwetty pwictures at the park?"
3066Monte Miyamoto: "Other than the embarrassment?"
3067Richard Welkins: "Yes please let's leave right now."
3068Shinobu Hisakawa: "I mean the bear hug, but that too."
3069Halfrid Uzumaki picks you up and puts you on her shoulder
3070Halfrid Uzumaki: "bye byeeee~"
3071Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Good luck?"
3072Halfrid Uzumaki has a devilish smile "Hey Moe! how about I send you pictures?"
3073Monte Miyamoto: "Uh..."
3074"S-sure."
3075Halfrid Uzumaki: "okaaay"
3076Halfrid Uzumaki puts Dick in the car and fastens his seatbelt for him before getting in the car and leaving
3077Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "That was...."
3078"Something"
3079Shinobu Hisakawa: "Flashy ride, though."
3080Shinobu Hisakawa looks at Moe. "Any idea what that was about?"
3081Monte Miyamoto: "From what I gathered? They made a bet about coloring books."
3082"And she wanted everyone to know about it."
3083Shinobu Hisakawa: "She a mutual friend of yours?"
3084Monte Miyamoto nods "Our parents are all good friends, so we're childhood friends."
3085Shinobu Hisakawa: "She seems like quite the character."
3086Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Is she like that all the time?"
3087Monte Miyamoto: "Sort of? Usually she's a bit more dialed back."
3088Shinobu Hisakawa: "I'm guessing she took advantage of the audience."
3089Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "She certainly succeeded"
3090Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, their family tends to be a bit like that."
3091Shinobu Hisakawa: "You got any plans of your own?"
3092Monte Miyamoto shakes his head "Not today, no. At most I was going to go into town and try to find a nice book store."
3093Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, Silica ran off. What about you, Marie? You know your way around town?"
3094Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Mostly"
3095"I know of a book shop around here"
3096Monte Miyamoto: "I wouldn't want to trouble you, but if you have the time and could show us around, it'd really be appreciated."
3097Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah, it'd be nice."
3098Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Sure, tough you'd have to lend me some gold for the bus fare"
3099"I only got enough to get me home"
3100Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sure, why not."
3101Monte Miyamoto: "Oh that's not a problem at all."
3102Silica Gimmes: (charge her usury)
3103Marie Antoniette Sullivan nods "Then we gotta get on the train to Damien street"
3104Monte Miyamoto: "Lead the way, I'll take care of the tickets."
3105Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Okay then"
3106Marie Antoniette Sullivan starts to leave as she waits for the bus
3107you leave for the city as you ride the train and reach a book shop
3108Book keeper: "Oh hi Marie!"
3109Book keeper smiles at you all "and hi to all of you as well"
3110Monte Miyamoto: "Hi, nice to meet you."
3111Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hey. I take it you're a regular here, Marie?"
3112Book keeper: "Oh yes, she spends a lot of time around here"
3113Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I don't have enough money to buy or rent books"
3114"So Mrs. De Beourgec let's me read in the storage room all I want"
3115Shinobu Hisakawa: (okay but why she got a see-through shirt)
3116Silica Gimmes: (sex sells)
3117Book keeper: (There's no AC in the book store)
3118(It's gets really hot certain days)
3119Shinobu Hisakawa: (gross)
3120Book keeper: (Gotta dress light)
3121"Well, you help me around the place enough that it's the least I could do"
3122"So what can I get you today?"
3123Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "They're looking to buy books"
3124Monte Miyamoto nods "We're new students, and I was hoping to find a good book store in town."
3125Book keeper chuckles "I wouldn't call my shop the best"
3126Shinobu Hisakawa: (he said good)
3127(don't get ahead of yourself bitch)
3128Book keeper: "Tough it's the best I can do"
3129"So I hope you like this place"
3130Monte Miyamoto: "Well it certainly sounds like a nice place."
3131it's not a big place, tough the amounts of books you can see is massive
3132what it lacks in design or space it makes up in the absolute amount of material stacked on each other behind the book keeper's desk
3133Book keeper: "Is there anything you're looking for?"
3134Shinobu Hisakawa: "I could probably stand to get some more stuff on magic theory..."
3135Book keeper: "Ah I got some stuff here for that"
3136Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...Mostly stuff on magic, but if you have anything on martial arts or medicine that would be nice too."
3137Book keeper: "Hmm Medicine as in first aids? or as in white magic?"
3138Shinobu Hisakawa: (white power)
3139Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...both I think."
3140Book keeper: "okay then"
3141Shinobu Hisakawa: "You do martial arts?"
3142Book keeper starts to grab books upon books
3143Monte Miyamoto nods "I have since I was young. Basically my whole family does."
3144Shinobu Hisakawa: "Some specific kind?"
3145Monte Miyamoto: "I can't remember if he ever said what he calls it."
3146"It's a mixed style though. Some striking, some grappling, whatever works really."
3147Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh."
3148Book keeper puts about 5 to 6 books in front of Shinobu, all of them about magic by different authors you've never heard about, ranging from all levels of skill, the same goes for Moe, with even more books on martial arts and first aids
3149Book keeper: "That'll be...50 gold to rent it for a week"
3150(Wait no)
3151(I'm thinking out of my ass)
3152(5 gold)
3153Shinobu Hisakawa: (and how much is gold worth)
3154Book keeper: (1 gold = 1 dollar)
3155(I forgot it momentarily)
3156(And was using the old standard of whatever I want for gold)
3157(so like 5 bucks to get like 15 or 20 books rented for a week)
3158Monte Miyamoto: "I can cover that."
3159Book keeper: "Okay then"
3160Shinobu Hisakawa looks over the books in front of her.
3161Book keeper: "I don't like charging money for books, but that's the only way I can keep myself afloat..."
3162Monte Miyamoto: (lol roll20 just stopped updating even though I was still in here)
3163Book keeper: (brb)
3164Monte Miyamoto fishes out the coins to pay for both stacks of books out of his pocket "It's perfectly fair. The school does have its own library selection after all."
3165Shinobu Hisakawa: (wait is he paying for shinobu)
3166Silica Gimmes: (he's being a gentleman)
3167Shinobu Hisakawa: (tip)
3168Monte Miyamoto: (ye, he is)
3169(he's got DOSH so it's nothing)
3170Shinobu Hisakawa looks at the money. "Oh no, you don't need to."
3171Monte Miyamoto shrugs "It's not a big deal. Besides, I'm sure my parents would rather I spend the money helping somebody else get books than buying candy or something like that."
3172Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well... if you put it like that... thanks."
3173Monte Miyamoto: "Like I said, it's no biggie."
3174Richard Welkins: (did the colombian police finally raid him and his loli stash)
3175Shinobu Hisakawa: (one can hope)
3176Silica Gimmes: (uh oh)
3177Book keeper: (back)
3178"Okay then"
3179"Please come again soon"
3180Book keeper smiles and does a small bow
3181Monte Miyamoto bows slightly "Of course, we have to bring the books back, after all."
3182you all leave as Marie joins you
3183Silica Gimmes: (>implying they have to)
3184Richard Welkins: (book keeper is secret boss)
3185Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "The fees and book expenses are dirt cheap compared to other places"
3186Richard Welkins: (don't bring the books, back get slammed)
3187Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "And she's quite the nice lady"
3188Richard Welkins: (the books back,*)
3189Monte Miyamoto: "You're right on both counts."
3190Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Is there anyplace you want to know about?"
3191Monte Miyamoto: "I'm not sure if there's any place in particular. Maybe just interesting places or stores to visit?"
3192Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hmm."
3193"Yeah."
3194Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "hmmmm"
3195"There's a really pretty cafe on the pier, where the floor is shows the sea below, it's on the coast where almost no ships come by so the water is really clear and nice"
3196"Still a bad beach tough, it's just stones"
3197Monte Miyamoto: "That still seems like it'd be a great place to go."
3198Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "perhaps"
3199"There's also the church"
3200"but it's only a good place for me"
3201Marie Antoniette Sullivan scratches her hair
3202Monte Miyamoto: "Who knows, maybe it's a nice place to get away from everything."
3203Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Where do you wanna go then?"
3204Shinobu Hisakawa: "I've never been to one."
3205Monte Miyamoto: "Let's go to the church. I've never been to one either."
3206Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sure."
3207Marie Antoniette Sullivan nods "Okay then"
3208you leave as meanwhile...
3209Halfrid Uzumaki: "We're here"
3210Halfrid Uzumaki parks the car on a small park, not many people there, as there's a small canal where old folks fish and stuff
3211Richard Welkins: (brb)
3212Silica Gimmes: (woah)
3213Richard Welkins: (need to finish something)
3214Halfrid Uzumaki: (ah)
3215(well)
3216Shinobu, Moe, you reach the church as it's silent, however there's multiple people there, not full, but there's people
3217Marie Antoniette Sullivan sits on one of the chairs as she starts to silently pray
3218Shinobu Hisakawa looks around the interior.
3219Monte Miyamoto does the same, staying quiet
3220there's the Kusa no Oka flag, and multiple other kinds of small flags on the walls, with a wooden cross and everything else that would be on a church
3221Richard Welkins: (b)
3222Marie Antoniette Sullivan stays silent as she looks at you a whispers "Sorry, not a lot going on"
3223Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "It's more lively on sundays"
3224Monte Miyamoto whispers back "That makes sense. It seems like how I expected though. Very nice and calm."
3225Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I guess"
3226(Do you guys do anything else)
3227Monte Miyamoto: (hmmmmmmm)
3228Shinobu Hisakawa: (hm)
3229Monte Miyamoto: "I'll have to ask you to explain some time in a place where we won't disturb others."
3230Shinobu Hisakawa silently observes.
3231Marie Antoniette Sullivan nods
3232Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "you can just stay silent for now, I'd like to pray for a bit"
3233Monte Miyamoto nods
3234now back to the park
3235Halfrid Uzumaki opens the door for you as she's stopped acting all mushy mushy
3236Richard Welkins steps out. "Not brave enough to continue that little act of yours now that we're around people who aren't in my class?"
3237Halfrid Uzumaki: "Oh"
3238Halfrid Uzumaki has a smug smile "you want me to continue?"
3239Halfrid Uzumaki: "I was going to go easy in you~"
3240Richard Welkins: "It'd be great if you didn't continue."
3241Silica Gimmes: (futa alert)
3242(run while you can)
3243Richard Welkins: (lmao)
3244(I didn't even notice)
3245Halfrid Uzumaki: (who)
3246Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
3247Richard Welkins: ("go easy in you")
3248Halfrid Uzumaki: (ah)
3249Shinobu Hisakawa: (with lube)
3250Halfrid Uzumaki: (It's Heide's secret technique)
3251(the last resort)
3252Richard Welkins looks around. "So we doing this or not?"
3253Halfrid Uzumaki: "Sure"
3254Halfrid Uzumaki holds two coloring books about princesses
3255Halfrid Uzumaki: "You want the little cream kingdom princess, or the wise caramel princess"
3256Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles
3257Richard Welkins: (so she bought a doujin and then a children's book)
3258"Uuuuuhhh caramel?"
3259Halfrid Uzumaki: "Here ya go"
3260"Now let's grab our crayons and make pretty pictures okay big bestie?"
3261Halfrid Uzumaki winks
3262Richard Welkins sighs.
3263Halfrid Uzumaki picks you up "you set yourself up for it"
3264Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
3265Richard Welkins: "Very funny."
3266"Let's just get this over with."
3267Halfrid Uzumaki: "you can always quit~"
3268"There's no shame in admitting defeat"
3269Richard Welkins: "What exactly would I be admitting defeat to again?"
3270Halfrid Uzumaki: "that I feel no shame while you do"
3271"...right?"
3272Richard Welkins: "What?"
3273Shinobu Hisakawa: (there are better ways to prove that)
3274Richard Welkins: "I'm just here to beat you in this artistic competition, I don't know where you're getting all this other stuff from."
3275Halfrid Uzumaki: "...what?"
3276Richard Welkins: "....."
3277Halfrid Uzumaki: "....."
3278Richard Welkins: "Did you hit your head getting out of bed or something?"
3279Richard Welkins knocks on the top of her head. "Or was there nothing in here to begin with?"
3280Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles "guess so"
3281Halfrid Uzumaki: "well if the bet is useless..."
3282"What do we do now?"
3283Halfrid Uzumaki scratches her chin "hmmmmmm"
3284Halfrid Uzumaki: "Wanna get some ice cream?"
3285Richard Welkins: "Oh no no no no you misunderstand."
3286"First you did that entire act and then dragged me all the way out here to do this."
3287"We're doing it."
3288Shinobu Hisakawa: (woah)
3289Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles "Okay"
3290Shinobu Hisakawa: (in public?)
3291Richard Welkins: (yeah)
3292Shinobu Hisakawa: (damn)
3293(chad af)
3294Halfrid Uzumaki: (But she brought no lube)
3295Richard Welkins: (a sick freak)
3296(just as his father before him)
3297Halfrid Uzumaki: "Then we get ice cream?"
3298Richard Welkins: "Fine."
3299Halfrid Uzumaki: "Loser gets free ice cream as consolation prize"
3300Halfrid Uzumaki puts you on a table as she starts drawing and humming to herself
3301Richard Welkins: "How do I know you won't forget these terms once it's over?"
3302"You already forgot the whole point of it anyways."
3303Halfrid Uzumaki shrugs "eh"
3304Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'll rely on you big brains"
3305Richard Welkins sighs heavily as he begins to work on his.
3306after a while you're both finished
3307Halfrid Uzumaki: "lemme see yours"
3308Richard Welkins slides it over.
3309Halfrid Uzumaki: "hmmm"
3310"It's okay"
3311"Not the best I've seen, but it does the job"
3312Richard Welkins: "Uh huh."
3313"And yours?"
3314Halfrid Uzumaki shows her book
3315Halfrid Uzumaki: (Colored by someone with no experience)
3316(And she added butterflies)
3317(And smiley faces, and guns that shoot guns)
3318Richard Welkins: "Excellent."
3319Halfrid Uzumaki: "I know right"
3320Richard Welkins: "Yeah."
3321"I get free ice cream."
3322Richard Welkins laughs as he continues looking at it.
3323Halfrid Uzumaki has a dumb face "...what?"
3324Halfrid Uzumaki: "Oh I'm sorry Richard"
3325"I seem to have forgotten the terms"
3326"how could I have been so forgetful?"
3327Halfrid Uzumaki knocks her head with her hand while sticking her tounge out "my bad"
3328Richard Welkins: 'That's cool, you already admitted you lost though so I mean."
3329Richard Welkins shrugs. "Guess we'll just have to go home."
3330Richard Welkins: "I don't remember the terms either."
3331Halfrid Uzumaki: "Oh well if I lost then I should get ice cream"
3332Richard Welkins smiles smugly.
3333Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
3334Halfrid Uzumaki: "How about we both buy ice cream for each other?"
3335Richard Welkins taps his chin. "Hmmmmmm, don't know if I can trust you not to buy the most expensive treat possible or for you to remember any monetary limit we agree on beforehand."
3336Richard Welkins: "If only you weren't so forgetful."
3337"A shame."
3338Halfrid Uzumaki: "but wouldn't it benefit you if I bought the most expensive ice cream?"
3339Richard Welkins: "We're working off two different interpretations of 'buying each other ice cream' then."
3340Halfrid Uzumaki sighs and picks you up again "Let's just get ice cream silly"
3341Richard Welkins: "Please not again."
3342Halfrid Uzumaki: "Nuh uh"
3343"you get no say in this mister"
3344"Just sit on my shoulders and enjoy the piggyback ride"
3345Shinobu Hisakawa: (so when do they fuck)
3346Halfrid Uzumaki: (when they get home)
3347Richard Welkins: (she's got the brain of a 4 year old)
3348(that's rape or something)
3349Halfrid Uzumaki: (Just like Aliyah would've wanted)
3350Richard Welkins: (I won't have you speaking ill of my mother that way)
3351Halfrid Uzumaki: (but am I wrong)
3352Richard Welkins: (yeah)
3353Halfrid Uzumaki: (not my fault she raped a 14 year old)
3354Richard Welkins: (got raped by*)
3355Shinobu Hisakawa: (so if dick gets raped by a retard it's not his fault)
3356Halfrid Uzumaki: (both sides got raped)
3357Richard Welkins: (and it is)
3358and so you go eat ice cream, while it finally gets dark and all of you head home...
3359Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Okay, so for you guys to get home you gotta get on these buses"
3360"I'll be going now, today was fun"
3361Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah, thanks for showing us around."
3362Monte Miyamoto nods "Yeah, really appreciated."
3363the day ends as it is now sunday
3364Silica and Shinobu, you both wake up at around the same time as you got the day free
3365Silica Gimmes wakes up by rolling out of the bed and falling on the floor.
3366Shinobu Hisakawa: "You okay?"
3367Monte Miyamoto: (the bitches did this)
3368Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (bullying is no joke)
3369(Talk to your teacher)
3370Shinobu Hisakawa: (silica is dead)
3371Silica Gimmes: "Ow."
3372Silica Gimmes reaches up for the covers on her bed to no avail.
3373Silica Gimmes: "Guess I have to get up."
3374Silica Gimmes grabs her clothing and heads to the bathroom.
3375Shinobu Hisakawa considers her options for today.
3376nothing was planned with either Dick or Moe, but you have their numbers on your phone, there's also any of the other people you consider friends that you can talk to
3377or you can just hang out with Silica
3378Silica Gimmes: (choose wisely ;))
3379Shinobu Hisakawa: "Silica, what do you usually do on Sundays here?"
3380Silica Gimmes talks from the bathroom, "Wake-up run and practice in the park."
3381Shinobu Hisakawa: "Didn't you say you were banned from the park?"
3382Silica Gimmes pokes her head out, half-dressed with a toothbrush sticking out of her mouth, "Yeah."
3383Silica Gimmes: "Why do you think I'm running?"
3384Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oh."
3385Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (>half dressed)
3386(lewd)
3387Silica Gimmes: (we're talking no pants yet)
3388(just pantsu)
3389Shinobu Hisakawa: (gotta put pants on for pants wrestling)
3390Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (What type of pantsu)
3391(very important question)
3392Richard Welkins: (don't tell the loli man)
3393(he's already got his cock out)
3394Shinobu Hisakawa: (doesn't he all the time)
3395Silica Gimmes: (1 for black lace, 2 for plain white, 3 for thong)
3396rolling 1d3
3397(
33982
3399)
3400= 2
3401Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Sax is right)
3402Shinobu Hisakawa: (why was thong an option)
3403Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (you all fell in my trap)
3404Richard Welkins: (cause she's a hoe)
3405Silica Gimmes: (it was a possibility
3406Shinobu Hisakawa: (well I know she's a slut for magic missile)
3407Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (How do you think she passes the grades)
3408Silica Gimmes: (whoa now)
3409Shinobu Hisakawa: (I thought that was the two thots you introduced)
3410Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (them too)
3411(they're mad jealous)
3412(Cause she's got more skill and experience)
3413Richard Welkins: (jealous she hogs all the old man dick for herself?)
3414Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, I guess you know what you're doing."
3415Silica Gimmes: "Yep. Gotta stay active if you're going against the law."
3416"Or private security."
3417"Either way, they're usually pretty slow."
3418Shinobu Hisakawa: (mall cops)
3419Silica Gimmes: (paul blart, park cop)
3420Monte Miyamoto: (I mean they could just arrest her later, so the cops don't give a fuck lol, only the property owner does)
3421Shinobu Hisakawa sends a text to Moe asking if he'd like to see some more of the town.
3422Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (text sent :^) )
3423Monte Miyamoto checks his phone after his morning shower and writes a short reply to the effect of "Yes I would."
3424Shinobu Hisakawa waits for Silica to be done in the bathroom and takes her turn to get ready afterwards.
3425Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Where's the 10 emoticons)
3426meanwhile in the Uzumaki state
3427Shinobu Hisakawa: (woah)
3428(they got their own state)
3429Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (isn't that what you call mansions and shit)
3430(or big houses)
3431Shinobu Hisakawa: (estate)
3432Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (ah)
3433Richard Welkins: (oh my lol)
3434Richard you're out of the room as both girls are lazing around, watching movies while eating instant ramen
3435Halfrid Uzumaki is in a red hoodie and pantsu as Kolin is in her pajamas
3436Shinobu Hisakawa: (they're both gonna die of high blood pressure before either of them can succeed their mother)
3437Kōlin Uzumaki looks at Richard "Hey"
3438Silica Gimmes: (just give them one packet of dollar tree mac n cheese)
3439(400% daily salt)
3440Richard Welkins: (get dressed you bums)
3441Kōlin Uzumaki: (no)
3442Richard Welkins walks towards the kitchen. "Morning."
3443Monte Miyamoto: (wearing a hoodie and underwear around a 15 year old boy)
3444(jeez Heide)
3445the kitchen is full of instant kind of food and leftovers
3446Kōlin Uzumaki: "Richard would you be so kind as to make breakfast?"
3447Richard Welkins: "What are you eating right now?"
3448Kōlin Uzumaki: "Leftovers from yesterday"
3449Richard Welkins: "First breakfast?"
3450Kōlin Uzumaki looks at it "There's not enough really"
3451Shinobu Hisakawa: (pre-breakfast)
3452Monte Miyamoto: (OH DAMN HE JUST CALLED HER FAT)
3453Shinobu Hisakawa: (fatty)
3454Kōlin Uzumaki: "Also watch your mouth"
3455Richard Welkins: "What"
3456Kōlin Uzumaki: "First breakfast? I'm not a fattie y'know"
3457"There's just too little in these leftovers"
3458Halfrid Uzumaki: "She's not fat, the grease just goes to her boobs"
3459Halfrid Uzumaki snickers
3460Kōlin Uzumaki punches Halfrid in the shoulder
3461Halfrid Uzumaki: "That's good for you, flat women never get boyfriends y'know"
3462Richard Welkins: "And make what exactly?"
3463"There's just instant food, and leftover instant food."
3464Halfrid Uzumaki: "How about you order some delivery then?"
3465Silica Gimmes: (make a smorgasbord)
3466Richard Welkins: "How about one of these days we buy actual food from a grocery store?"
3467Halfrid Uzumaki: "if you cook it"
3468Kōlin Uzumaki: "We don't know how to cook"
3469Richard Welkins: "Plain to see."
3470Monte Miyamoto: (just call the local cooking rabbits)
3471Halfrid Uzumaki: "Let's buy some pepperoni"
3472"And put it in a sandwich"
3473Richard Welkins: "What does that even mean"
3474Halfrid Uzumaki: "With cheese too"
3475"I bet it'd taste good"
3476"And pepperoni comes already done right?"
3477Richard Welkins: (is that another colombian recipe)
3478Halfrid Uzumaki: (no)
3479(but it is something I did with friends while I was stoned)
3480Silica Gimmes: (so halfrid is stoned)
3481Shinobu Hisakawa: (24/7)
3482Richard Welkins: (so colombian food is made by either retards or double retards)
3483(makes sense)
3484Halfrid Uzumaki: (I made it when I was in Canada)
3485Richard Welkins: (yeah and you're colombian)
3486(the fuck does that have to do with anything)
3487Shinobu Hisakawa: (fine colombian cuisine)
3488(don't forget a bag of gola on the side)
3489Halfrid Uzumaki: (and tartar)
3490"Hmmmm"
3491"How about we order a pizza"
3492"A big one that lasts us the entire day"
3493Kōlin Uzumaki: "I can work with that"
3494Shinobu Hisakawa: (so that's what)
3495(5 foot diameter)
3496Silica Gimmes: (she said BIG)
3497Kōlin Uzumaki: (get yourself 3 boxes)
3498Richard Welkins pinches his brow. "Yeah alright I'll cook when I can I guess."
3499Kōlin Uzumaki: "Thank you Richard"
3500Halfrid Uzumaki: "Hey Richard, you got a nickname?"
3501Halfrid Uzumaki looks behind her towards you, turning her head upside down from the couch
3502Shinobu Hisakawa: (is that some exorcist shit)
3503Richard Welkins: (uhh yeah?_
3504Shinobu Hisakawa: (or is she just leaning back)
3505Richard Welkins: (she's called him dick before)
3506Halfrid Uzumaki: (that)
3507(did she?)
3508Richard Welkins: "Uuuhh yeah?"
3509Shinobu Hisakawa: (she forgot)
3510(early onset dementia)
3511Richard Welkins: "You used it like 3 days ago."
3512"Do we actually need to take you to see a doctor or something?"
3513Halfrid Uzumaki raises an eyebrow "...huh..."
3514Halfrid Uzumaki: "Maybe"
3515Halfrid Uzumaki scratches her hair confused
3516Richard Welkins: "You're like, one of the first people I ever remember even calling me dick how is it even possible you've forgotten it."
3517Kōlin Uzumaki pauses the movie and looks at Halfrid before squinting her eyes "Show me your ear"
3518Halfrid Uzumaki: "What?"
3519Shinobu Hisakawa: (is she gonna check if she has a brain)
3520Kōlin Uzumaki grabs Halfrid by the ear before looking at it "aaaah shit"
3521Kōlin Uzumaki: "Another assasination attempt"
3522Richard Welkins: "What"
3523Kōlin Uzumaki: "Gonna need a health potion, it's in the med kit"
3524Richard Welkins: "What"
3525Kōlin Uzumaki: "could you please bring it?"
3526"just go"
3527Shinobu Hisakawa: (exhibit 1: kale salvaging his bad writing)
3528Richard Welkins starts walking. "Uuuhhhh where exactly?"
3529Kōlin Uzumaki: "Below the kitchen"
3530"On the drawers"
3531Richard Welkins: (underground)
3532Kōlin Uzumaki: (yeah)
3533Richard Welkins: (these directions clash with each other)
3534Richard Welkins grabs it and brings it to her.
3535Kōlin Uzumaki: (What's the drawers that are below the sink called then)
3536Richard Welkins: ("it's under the sink")
3537Kōlin Uzumaki puts two fingers in Halfrid's ear and pulls out a centipede half a meter long "Ayup, this was eating her brain"
3538Richard Welkins: (>half a meter)
3539Halfrid Uzumaki: "First one this year huh?"
3540"Can you pass me the potion?"
3541Silica Gimmes: (( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°))
3542Richard Welkins: "Oh I thought we were giving it to the centipede since it must be starving."
3543Shinobu Hisakawa: (smoked)
3544Richard Welkins hands it to her.
3545Halfrid Uzumaki drinks the potion full as she puts it on the table while Kolin kills the bug and tosses it outside
3546both girls sigh
3547Halfrid Uzumaki: "Sorry Dick"
3548Richard Welkins: "For?"
3549Halfrid Uzumaki: "Well for you having to see a centipede get taken out of my skull"
3550Kōlin Uzumaki: "We get an assasination attempt like 3 or 4 times a year"
3551Halfrid Uzumaki: "That's the life the daughters of the grand shinobi have to live I guess"
3552Richard Welkins: "Do you think I'm some little girl who's afraid of bugs or something?"
3553Shinobu Hisakawa: (the assassins could just sit back and let the junk food do its thing)
3554Halfrid Uzumaki: "maybe"
3555Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles
3556Halfrid Uzumaki: "tough we should have told you before"
3557Richard Welkins: "Probably."
3558Halfrid Uzumaki: "I guess that's the part where we're actually sorry"
3559Kōlin Uzumaki nods "nothing we can't handle tough"
3560Richard Welkins: "Just uh, leave me out of the shinobi politics thing."
3561(heide's plan has a few cracks in it)
3562(constant assassination attempts don't sound good :^) )
3563Kōlin Uzumaki: (It's inevitable)
3564(She's gotta overcompensate)
3565(By having 10/10 mommy gf Onis)
3566"Don't worry"
3567"you can stay safe"
3568Halfrid Uzumaki: "yeah we'll make sure to save you if anything happens to you"
3569"Now wanna join us?"
3570Halfrid Uzumaki pats the couch
3571Richard Welkins: "Yeah, just gonna grab something to eat."
3572"This all you're going to do today?"
3573Halfrid Uzumaki: "Well after this we can play videogames"
3574Kōlin Uzumaki: "We don't have a third controller"
3575Halfrid Uzumaki: "We'll take turns"
3576"Other than that?"
3577Halfrid Uzumaki shrugs "if you got any ideas, say them"
3578Richard Welkins: "Can't think of much. I dunno any places to do anything. Not much of a local around these parts if you couldn't tell."
3579Richard Welkins takes a seat on the couch.
3580Halfrid Uzumaki shrugs "Then I guess we're staying here..."
3581Halfrid Uzumaki: (do you guys want to see Shinobu and Moe's date)
3582(or do we go onto the next day)
3583Monte Miyamoto: (can probably next day it desu)
3584Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
3585Halfrid Uzumaki: (k then)
3586Monte Miyamoto: (they wander around, go to an arcade, get some tea)
3587Halfrid Uzumaki: (What arcade do they play)
3588Monte Miyamoto: (find a store that sells Kusa style Japanicomimes)
3589Silica Gimmes: (the d)
3590Monte Miyamoto: (they play racing games because they're fun)
3591(ez)
3592Halfrid Uzumaki: (The Intial B arcade then)
3593the next day April 9th
3594you're studying like normal until your classmates all start gasping and looking at the windows
3595teacher: "What the hell is going on?"
3596Shinobu Hisakawa looks outside the window.
3597Monte Miyamoto looks up from his classwork and looks outside "Huh?"
3598Silica Gimmes looks over with the rest.
3599Tsurugi is standing on the edge of the roof of the school, looking down on the precipice
3600Richard Welkins turns towards the windows
3601Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh?"
3602Silica Gimmes: "Oh, the druggie."
3603Someone: "Someone call security!"
3604Richard Welkins: "Oh shit."
3605Someone: "Shit she's gonna jump!"
3606Shinobu Hisakawa: (gee if only someone could like)
3607Richard Welkins jumps from his seat and runs out of the classroom.
3608Shinobu Hisakawa: (fly)
3609Monte Miyamoto runs out with him
3610Shinobu Hisakawa looks to the window and at the two leaving, and decides to follow suit.
3611Monte Miyamoto: (hmmm)
3612Silica Gimmes tries to edge her way closer to the window for a better look.
3613you can see security slowly flying towards her as they try to calm her down, but she's still standing on the edge
3614you all get to the roof as you see Tsurugi's back in front of you
3615Tsurugi doesn't do or say anything
3616Monte Miyamoto: (hmmm)
3617(thingken about what spell to try to use)
3618Richard Welkins slowly takes a few steps forward. "Don't. Just step back from the edge."
3619Monte Miyamoto starts thinking through spells and the possible results of each
3620Tsurugi turns back at you with a smile on her face, her eyes pitch black as black ooze comes from her nose
3621Tsurugi jumps down
3622Shinobu Hisakawa: "What the-"
3623security guards try to catch her in their brooms "Shit get her!"
3624Monte Miyamoto runs to the ledge "Levitation spells now!"
3625Someone: (roll me)
3626Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
3627(
36286
3629+
36301
3631+
36321
3633)
3634= 8
3635(nice)
3636Monte Miyamoto: (well if I use the spell for 2 telekinesis, I don't have to roll for the spell, but I get to roll 4d6 telekinesis, gotta get a 6 to stop her)
3637rolling 4d6
3638(
36392
3640+
36411
3642+
36436
3644+
36453
3646)
3647= 12
3648Silica Gimmes: "Oh shit."
3649Someone: (6 is for average?)
3650(Or is it for good)
3651Monte Miyamoto: (6 is for the weight of a person)
3652Someone: (ah)
3653Richard Welkins: (well you saved me from using his secret technique)
3654Shinobu Hisakawa: (running away?)
3655Someone: (crying for mommy)
3656Monte Miyamoto: (no, the big secret)
3657Richard Welkins: (using the guardian as a back up if he couldn't get her)
3658you manage to catch her as the security guards grab her
3659the guards put her on the roof as her eyes are back to normal and the ooze on her nose is gone...
3660Someone checks on her "Ron, call an ambulance, and get the nurses! I can't feel any vitals!"
3661Someone flies away to the infirmary
3662Richard Welkins: (need to shit)
3663(brb)
3664Someone looks at all of you "We'll take it from here now"
3665Monte Miyamoto catches his breath and just looks confused and worried "R-right."
3666Someone: "please return to your classrooms"
3667Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Okay."
3668Monte Miyamoto: "Yes sir."
3669you all go back to the classrooms as class is cancelled for today
3670and as you're leaving you start to hear the rumors
3671Someone: "I heard she was having sex with one of the teachers and that's why she did it"
3672"Nah man"
3673Monte Miyamoto: (that we're heroes and they're all zeroes)
3674Someone: "It's the curse of the forbidden classroom 103"
3675"could it be real?"
3676"Of course it is!"
3677"my bet is on her having sex with the teachers tough"
3678"Whatever, at least those students saved her"
3679"More like the one guy with the bunny ears"
3680Someone: "he cute"
3681Silica Gimmes: (angry lenny face)
3682Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
3683Danielle Kusanagi: "She was Magic Missile girl's roommate right?"
3684Shinobu Hisakawa: (I rolled 6 too)
3685Danielle Kusanagi: "Maybe she did something to her"
3686Sammy Donovan shrugs "dunno what she could have done"
3687Danielle Kusanagi looks at Moe "o-oh his Monty"
3688Danielle Kusanagi: "T-that was really brave y'know?"
3689Monte Miyamoto: "Nah, not really. And it wasn't just me."
3690Danielle Kusanagi: "always the hero huh?"
3691Danielle Kusanagi hugs your arm once again "That's why I like about you, you're so selfless"
3692Shinobu Hisakawa: (thots gonna thot even in this context)
3693(impressive)
3694"You really think this is the right time for this?"
3695Sammy Donovan puts her hands on her pockets "I kinda agree there"
3696Danielle Kusanagi: "h-hey it's not my fault I'm scared"
3697Danielle Kusanagi gives a look at Sammy as she shrugs
3698Monte Miyamoto: "Scared of what?"
3699Danielle Kusanagi: "What if the curse of classroom 103 is real?"
3700Richard Welkins: "I don't quite think that was it."
3701Danielle Kusanagi: "Or what if it was the magic missile girl that drove her over the edge?"
3702"There's rumours going on"
3703"Saying she abused her and made her lose her hair and a bunch of nasty stuff"
3704"What if she's the one that pushed her over the edge?"
3705Shinobu Hisakawa: "I dunno, something looked off about her."
3706"Like she wasn't herself when she was up there."
3707Sammy Donovan: "Did you know her before?"
3708Shinobu Hisakawa shrugs. "Maybe seen her in passing, but it was really obvious when I looked at her face."
3709Shinobu Hisakawa: "Big black eyes and a weird smile."
3710Silica Gimmes: "...then maybe it is the curse of classroom 103"
3711Monte Miyamoto nods "It wasn't...normal."
3712Silica Gimmes: (oops)
3713Sammy Donovan: "...then maybe it is the curse of classroom 103"
3714(brain melting)
3715Shinobu Hisakawa: "What is it about that classroom?"
3716Godot: (wowwie)
3717Sammy Donovan: "Decades ago, a classroom of students decided to conduct curse magic as a group, performing ritual after ritual of dark magic and silently killing many of the staff and other students, hoping they would gain curse magic for themselves"
3718"They used classroom 103 for all their rituals, when they were found out, they all committed ritual suicide on that same classroom, so there's a legend that says that their dark energy remains in that classroom, and that anyone who visits it is destined to suffer a horrible death"
3719Richard Welkins: "And they still use it as a classroom? I would've turned it into a supply closet or something what the hell."
3720Sammy Donovan: "it's just a legend passed down the students, and it's a classroom that's barely ever used"
3721"I guess some of the teachers believe in the legend too"
3722Monte Miyamoto: "I doubt it's that bad but if any of that story is true..."
3723"Well it would probably cause problems of some kind."
3724Shinobu Hisakawa: "Wouldn't the staff try to deal with it? If the story is true they've had plenty of time."
3725Sammy Donovan: "there's no magical readings in the classroom itself, not even of curse magic"
3726"The staff have confirmed again and again that it's safe"
3727Shinobu Hisakawa: (helmet girl sure knows a lot about this)
3728Sammy Donovan: "but a legend is a legend"
3729(yeah, weird huh)
3730Silica Gimmes: (yeah, strange)
3731Shinobu Hisakawa: "How come you know all that?"
3732Silica Gimmes: (lmao)
3733Sammy Donovan: "I like ghosts and the paranormal"
3734Monte Miyamoto: "Uh huh..."
3735Sammy Donovan: "It's not a very girly trait, but I might as well come clean with it"
3736Danielle Kusanagi: "don't worry, that's the only nerdy trait she has"
3737"Sometimes I gotta put up with it but it's okay"
3738Monte Miyamoto sighs "I don't like the sound of it either way."
3739Sammy Donovan: "There's three theories going around school"
3740"Sex with a teacher drove her to the edge, Magic Missile girl drove her to the edge, Classroom 103 possessed her"
3741"Or maybe something else entirely"
3742Shinobu Hisakawa: (gonna be going to sleep soon)
3743Sammy Donovan: (kk)
3744Danielle Kusanagi: "h-hey Monty, can you join me home today? I'm scared...what if the curse is real?"
3745Shinobu Hisakawa: (she needs to suck his dick just in case)
3746Danielle Kusanagi: (I gotta suck your little Monty penis)
3747Richard Welkins: (squints)
3748(I should've stayed asleep)
3749Monte Miyamoto hesitates a bit "If it makes you feel better I guess I can."
3750Danielle Kusanagi: "t-thanks"
3751Silica Gimmes: (gun git raped)
3752Danielle Kusanagi: (next episode: Monte loses all forms of virginity)
3753Monte Miyamoto: (nah, she tries to kiss him and he uses levitation magic to throw her through her own door while shouting "BEGON THOT")
3754Silica Gimmes: (just going to make her more horny)
3755Danielle Kusanagi: (yeah)
3756Shinobu Hisakawa: (so das it?)
3757Kawaii: that's her thot probem
3758Kale (GM): I suppose that's it
3759unless you're okay with us continuing without you
3760Godot: well, poxy isn't running today anymore
3761Kale (GM): complimentary solo of course
3762Shinobu Hisakawa: (if you want)
3763Godot: so we could
3764Shinobu Hisakawa: (I'm gonna go to bed)
3765Kale (GM): sure
3766have a good night
3767don't let the bed bugs bite
3768didya rike it
3769Shinobu Hisakawa: (pox found a game store near his base so he won't show up to a game ever again here)
3770(it was ok)
3771Kawaii: actually he cancelled tonight because foron was dead
3772Kale (GM): plot twist
3773Foron was Alfie
3774Jazz: too soon
37750/10
3776for the joke
3777Godot: woooooooooow
3778Jazz: and now you're game too
3779you
3780your
3781fuck
3782Kale (GM): wooooow
3783but we make holocaust jokes
3784and it's always too soon for holocaust jokes
3785Jazz: yeah and it didn't happen
3786Kale (GM): oy VEY
3787Godot: so we done
3788Kale (GM): we can continue
3789into next day
3790April 10th
3791Jazz: but i am le tired
3792Kale (GM): how come when I was tired you begged me to run some more
3793Richard Welkins: (well you already started so keep going bitch)
3794you're called into the colesseum for an announcement
3795even the principal appears as he goes on a speech about safety and bravery and all that, but you all listen to when he gets to the real meat of the speech
3796Itsurugi Ito: "It is with great lament, that Tsurugi Hernandez has been confirmed dead yesterday while awaiting for treatment in the hospital"
3797Silica Gimmes sinks down in her seat a bit.
3798the classmates around Silica give her the stink eye
3799Kawaii lowers his head a bit
3800Richard Welkins: (good one)
3801Itsurugi Ito: (who)
3802(Get this hobo out of the school)
3803Kawaii: woooow
3804Monte Miyamoto lowers his head a bit
3805class resumes a lot more somber than before, however for Silica it's particularly brutal
3806Someone passes by Silica "murderer"
3807Silica Gimmes just stares straight ahead.
3808this time there's not even a desk by the time you return to recess
3809it's upside down on the corner of the classroom
3810Silica Gimmes: "Ugh."
3811Silica Gimmes walks over and starts loudly dragging it back into place.
3812teacher: "Silica Gimmes! don't make so much noise!"
3813Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, don't mind me. Just dragging a solid wood desk."
3814teacher: "Can't you lift it?"
3815Silica Gimmes tries to lift it up.
3816you lift it up slightly as class goes on
3817the rest of the day is filled with the kind of shitty things high school bullies do
3818as you leave, you see Dick and Moe hanging out once more
3819Silica Gimmes walks kind of sluggishly down the halls.
3820Monte Miyamoto waves as he notices her
3821Mario Glover puts a foot in front of you to trip you up
3822Silica Gimmes: (can i roll agile)
3823Mario Glover: (ye)
3824Silica Gimmes: rolling 3d6
3825(
38262
3827+
38283
3829+
38305
3831)
3832= 10
3833Mario Glover: (6 is for passing a difficult test and 5 is for passing an average test right)
3834Monte Miyamoto: (4 is average)
3835Mario Glover: (I see)
3836(So you pass)
3837you trip a little but find your footing easily
3838Silica Gimmes recovers and flips off Mario before walking away in a huff.
3839Mario Glover: "go die in a ditch murderer"
3840Mario Glover walks away
3841Richard Welkins: (that's right bitch)
3842(I was about give it to em)
3843"What a shithead."
3844Monte Miyamoto: "It's messed up that they're blaming her."
3845Silica Gimmes mumbles to herself about 'not having time for this' before going to practice in an empty classroom.
3846Richard Welkins: "Whatever was messing with that girl definitely wasn't some shooting star derivative."
3847"Though only a few of the security saw that."
3848Monte Miyamoto: "Do we even know the security saw?"
3849Richard Welkins: "Well, I guess not. I just assumed so."
3850Monte Miyamoto: "I mean her face was back to normal by the time she was back on the rooftop, so who knows."
3851"Either way, it doesn't make sense."
3852Richard Welkins: "Yeah, I don't think Silica had anything to do with it."
3853"It's far fetched to do so but I just hope it all blows over soon."
3854Monte Miyamoto: "Me too..."
3855class ends as you go back home...
3856Hana Miyamoto is reading a book as she sees you come in
3857Hana Miyamoto: "Hey Momo"
3858"How was school?"
3859(I'm assuming she already knows about the girl trying to an hero)
3860Monte Miyamoto: "Hey sis. It was okay. I'm worried about that magic missile girl though, everyone's blaming her for what happened."
3861Hana Miyamoto: "Oh man"
3862"Did she do anything?"
3863Monte Miyamoto: "No, not as far as I know."
3864Hana Miyamoto sighs
3865Hana Miyamoto: "Well I guess that's a problem"
3866"What about the girl?"
3867"Is she okay?"
3868Monte Miyamoto looks down at the floor "...she didn't make it."
3869Hana Miyamoto looks down as she scratches her hair "...damn..."
3870Hana Miyamoto: "Wish we could do something"
3871Monte Miyamoto: "I'm guessing everyone does, otherwise they wouldn't take it out on someone who's innocent."
3872Hana Miyamoto: "...yeah..."
3873"Man, I don't even know what to cook in this mood"
3874"you okay with a tree cheese sandwich?"
3875Richard Welkins: (the famous rare cheese tree)
3876Monte Miyamoto nods "Anything you make would probably help."
3877Monte Miyamoto: (kek)
3878Richard Welkins: (blooms once in a blue moon)
3879Hana Miyamoto: (yeah)
3880(that's canon now y'know)
3881(magical ingredients and shit)
3882Richard Welkins: (i quit)
3883Hana Miyamoto: (Yeah well fuck you)
3884Silica Gimmes: (tfw no fresh picked grilled cheese off the vine)
3885Hana Miyamoto: (truly heartbreaking)
3886Hana Miyamoto makes a sandwich with some juice for you to drink as she pats your head
3887Hana Miyamoto: "If you pray to the cat maybe he'll see to it that she gets to heaven"
3888Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, hopefully."
3889Hana Miyamoto: (the funny thing is that's probably not even a faith kind of thing)
3890(Just an instant messenger to see if he'll do you a solid)
3891Richard you get home as the girls are eating leftovers from the food you made yesterday, as well as leftover pizza
3892Kōlin Uzumaki looks at you "...hey"
3893Kōlin Uzumaki: "How was school?"
3894Richard Welkins: "Alright I guess."
3895Kōlin Uzumaki: "What about the girl and all that?"
3896Monte Miyamoto: (gonna brb because I need to do some shit before it gets too dark out)
3897Richard Welkins: "Oh. We had a whole school assembly about it."
3898Richard Welkins throws his stuff down.
3899Richard Welkins: "They couldn't save her, unfortunately she died in the hospital."
3900Halfrid Uzumaki stays silent
3901Halfrid Uzumaki: "Damn..."
3902the girls stay silent until Halfrid speaks up
3903Halfrid Uzumaki: "You...you wanna eat something?"
3904Richard Welkins: "Yeah in a few."
3905"I'm gonna go lie down for a bit."
3906Halfrid Uzumaki: "...ok"
3907you lie down for a bit and as you get up again to eat, you see the girls have made you an actual proper sandwich
3908they're currently watching TV tough
3909Richard Welkins walks over and picks up the plate. "Thanks."
3910Richard Welkins walks towards the couch.
3911Halfrid Uzumaki: "No problem"
3912Kōlin Uzumaki: "Burned my finger toasting the buns"
3913you all end up watching TV on the couch as the day pass...
3914and that's it for now
3915Kale (GM): didya rike it
3916Godot: ye
3917Jazz: like what
3918yeah i really liked persona 5 :^)
3919Kale (GM): wooow
3920Jazz: at least you killed her off instead of making her a complete non character :^^^^)
3921Kale (GM): wew
3922Monte Miyamoto: (just in time)
3923Kale (GM): rolling d420
3924(
3925255
3926)
3927= 255
3928rolling 4d20
3929(
39309
3931+
393216
3933+
393414
3935+
39367
3937)
3938= 46
3939Silica Gimmes: rolling d420
3940(
3941172
3942)
3943= 172
3944rolling 4d20
3945(
394617
3947+
39483
3949+
395017
3951+
395213
3953)
3954= 50
3955Kale (GM): rolling d420
3956(
3957323
3958)
3959= 323
3960rolling 4d20
3961(
396211
3963+
39648
3965+
396611
3967+
396814
3969)
3970= 44
3971Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
3972(
3973131
3974)
3975= 131
3976rolling 4d20!
3977(
397818
3979+
398011
3981+
39828
3983+
398411
3985)
3986= 48
3987Kale (GM): where's the other two rolls
3988Jazz: I need my characters back
3989you simpleton
3990Shinobu Hisakawa: what other two rolls
3991Kale (GM): I'm not the bitch that left
3992Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
3993(
39946
3995+
39967
3997+
399814
3999+
400020
4001)
4002= 47
4003rolling d420
4004(
4005263
4006)
4007= 263
4008Jazz: give me mithridates too you fucking idiot
4009Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
4010(
4011381
4012)
4013= 381
4014rolling 4d20
4015(
40167
4017+
40186
4019+
402014
4021+
402214
4023)
4024= 41
4025Kale (GM): stop crying
4026you big baby
4027Silica Gimmes: (highest 4d20 roll)
4028(i'm the best)
4029Jazz: das right
4030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzvXBFwcyek
4031april 11th
4032class once again happens as normal...
4033last day of school for the week too
4034Kale (GM): (lemme check something real quick)
4035Richard Welkins: (just spilled coffee on my phone and keyboard brb)
4036Kale (GM): (Kawaii you rented the books on the 7th)
4037(Be sure to remember to give em back on the 14th)
4038Monte Miyamoto: (okay)
4039Kale (GM): (You can write it on the party journal)
4040(To remember and shit)
4041(Just wait for Jazz to come back then)
4042Richard Welkins: (back to our regularly scheduled pile o shit)
4043(this old keyboard hurts to use)
4044Silica Gimmes: (get a new one fam)
4045Richard Welkins: (the new one is drying)
4046Kale (GM): (develop strong fingers)
4047Silica Gimmes: (ah)
4048(my backup is the exact same keyboard)
4049Richard Welkins: (it feels like shit to type on, it's not a finger thing)
4050Kale (GM): (ah)
4051class ends as not much is done, like usual Dick and Moe are together, maybe Shinobu or Marie or whoever
4052and as usual, Silica you get to see them hanging out in the distance
4053Silica Gimmes isn't feeling so hot thanks to all the bullying.
4054Silica Gimmes shambles down the hallway, just trying to get back to her dorm room.
4055Kale (GM): (roll me agility)
4056Silica Gimmes: (is agility separate from agile)
4057Kale (GM): (no)
4058Silica Gimmes: rolling 3d6
4059(
40603
4061+
40625
4063+
40641
4065)
4066= 9
4067you get bumped pretty harshly by some girls walking past by you, tough you don't fall or anything
4068the other three of you kinda see Silica just shambling past by you
4069Monte Miyamoto: "Say, Shinobu...is Silica alright?"
4070Shinobu Hisakawa: "I think it's getting to her..."
4071Monte Miyamoto: "You think we should do something?"
4072Richard Welkins thinks for a moment before nodding walking towards Silica.
4073Monte Miyamoto goes with him "That was quick."
4074Richard Welkins: (nodding and walking*)
4075Shinobu Hisakawa follows.
4076you approach her as for a split second you see a black tear coming from her, but just as soon it vanishes
4077Silica you notice the others approaching you
4078Silica Gimmes: "Make a line or something at least."
4079Monte Miyamoto: "You've got the wrong idea."
4080Silica Gimmes leans against the wall and stares out into space for a while before snapping to attention.
4081Silica Gimmes: "All these dumbasses and their passive aggressive bullshit are tiring."
4082Richard Welkins: "Pretty obvious based on your demeanor."
4083"Listen,I know what I saw that day and I know whatever was ailing her couldn't have been from you."
4084Silica Gimmes: "Duh."
4085Richard Welkins: "But was there anything that lead everyone to think you were behind it?"
4086"Was there bad blood between you two or something?"
4087Silica Gimmes: "One spell goes wrong and she loses her hair, suddenly I killed her."
4088Monte Miyamoto: "Seems like a huge leap to make."
4089Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's how rumors work."
4090Monte Miyamoto: "Either way, I'm not a big fan of the rumors that go around this school if it means putting someone down like this."
4091Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmmmm."
4092Richard Welkins turns to the other two. "Think us going to the administrators and telling em what we saw is enough to do something about this?"
4093Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah..."
4094(not yeah to that)
4095(cause you pasted that instantly)
4096Monte Miyamoto: "Hmmm..."
4097"I dunno."
4098Shinobu Hisakawa: "I mean there were three of us there."
4099"And some of the security could probably back us up."
4100Monte Miyamoto: "I guess it can't hurt."
4101Richard Welkins turns back to Silica. "Wanna come with? It'd help to have your accounts on how you're being treated."
4102Silica Gimmes half-heartedly shrugs, "Pretty sure they hate me."
4103Monte Miyamoto: "It'd still be better than doing nothing."
4104"And if they won't do anything about it, we will."
4105Shinobu Hisakawa: "Nasty rumors are one thing, but accusing you of murder is a whole different level."
4106"You can't just let them do that."
4107Silica Gimmes yawns. "We can try."
4108Monte Miyamoto: "And besides, my sister's been reminding me to invite you guys over for dinner some time."
4109"If nothing else, maybe a good meal will raise the spirits."
4110Richard Welkins: "Aw sweet that's all you had to say."
4111"How's she doing anyways?"
4112Monte Miyamoto: "Really well. It's kind of impressive how she manages to be such a famous chef while keeping her own restaurant low profile."
4113"And that invitation goes for you too, Silica. She wants to meet you."
4114Shinobu Hisakawa: (brb a sec)
4115(bag)
4116"That sounds like it could help you."
4117Silica Gimmes: "Maybe it can."
4118Richard Welkins stretches his arms behind his back. "Well sitting here yammering about it to ourselves won't get it done."
4119Richard Welkins starts heading towards the administrative offices.
4120Silica Gimmes follows along.
4121you reach the admin building as the principal's secretary is there to greet you
4122Someone: "hello there"
4123"Is there something you need?"
4124Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, tell everyone I'm not a murderer."
4125Someone raises an eyebrow "I'm sorry?"
4126Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh... we have something to say about the... incident."
4127Richard Welkins: (the fuck was her name)
4128(tsurugi)
4129Someone: (ye)
4130Richard Welkins: (?)
4131(k)
4132Richard Welkins motions towards Silica. "Our friend here has been treated pretty harshly by a large amount of the student body as part of a rumor that she had a hand in that girl's passing and we'd like to speak to someone about handling this harassment."
4133Monte Miyamoto just nods along with what Richard is saying
4134Someone: "yes well the principal is currently not in the building"
4135"If you wish to speak to him please do so on monday"
4136Silica Gimmes starts walking away, muttering "I bet he's in there."
4137Richard Welkins: "Is uh there anyway to like schedule a time to see him or?"
4138Someone: "sure"
4139"Monday after school?"
4140Richard Welkins turns to the others.
4141Monte Miyamoto: "That should be okay for me."
4142Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess so."
4143Someone: "Very well then"
4144Monte Miyamoto: "Silica?"
4145Someone: (already left the building)
4146Monte Miyamoto: (wow that's fast)
4147Someone: (Left by jumping out of the window)
4148(Thankfully her neck cushioned the fall)
4149Monte Miyamoto: "Guys, we should go find her."
4150you leave as you see Silica doing whatever it is she's doing
4151Silica Gimmes gets a bread from the vending machine. Melon filling.
4152melon bread is out of stock
4153Monte Miyamoto walks up "Going for an appetizer?"
4154Shinobu Hisakawa: "We scheduled a meeting with the principal for Monday."
4155Silica Gimmes starts kicking the machine angrily.
4156a janitor looks at you "Hey kid! don't kick the machine!"
4157Monte Miyamoto: "Hey, come on let's just go."
4158Silica Gimmes glares daggers at the janitor before walking away.
4159Silica Gimmes: (with the rest of them)
4160Monte Miyamoto: "It's a long walk, but it's worth it."
4161you keep walking as you see the two THOTs approaching you
4162Danielle Kusanagi: "Hey Monty!"
4163"How you bee-"
4164"Ew, what are you doing with the murderer girl?"
4165Monte Miyamoto: "She's not a murderer."
4166"And my sister wants to meet her."
4167Shinobu Hisakawa: "Do everyone a favor and think before you speak."
4168Danielle Kusanagi ignores you "Monty, you never told me you had a sister"
4169Monte Miyamoto: "I mentioned her the first day of class."
4170Monte Miyamoto stares at her deadpan
4171Danielle Kusanagi: "Really?"
4172"I should meet her y'know?"
4173Monte Miyamoto: "Because you were talking about Silica, and I mentioned that my sister only knows magic missile."
4174Danielle Kusanagi chuckles "oh, I'm sorry, I must've forgot"
4175Danielle Kusanagi: "Hey Monty, I was thinking, how about you ditch those girls and you and Richard go alongside me and Sammy and we go someplace cool around town?"
4176Monte Miyamoto: "Wow, rude."
4177Sammy Donovan: "There's a nice bar in town"
4178Shinobu Hisakawa: (those two sure quickly go between somewhat reasonable and full on thot)
4179Richard Welkins: (good display of a woman tbh)
4180Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
4181Sammy Donovan: (They're just jealous)
4182Monte Miyamoto: "Sorry, but I've already got plans."
4183Sammy Donovan: (of mommy gf physique)
4184Danielle Kusanagi: "what're ya doing?"
4185Monte Miyamoto: "Having dinner with my sister and these three. She asked me to invite them."
4186Danielle Kusanagi gasps a little "Monty you're such a meanie, inviting them before you invite me"
4187Monte Miyamoto: "Well my sister was pretty clear about inviting Silica."
4188"My hands are tied."
4189Richard Welkins: "Uh, and I've known his sister for a while."
4190"You couldn't even remember he had one."
4191Silica Gimmes: "I'll take free food."
4192Danielle Kusanagi: "oh well, how about tomorrow?"
4193Monte Miyamoto: "Afraid not. I'm quite busy this weekend. School work to do and books to finish before the return date."
4194Danielle Kusanagi: "hmmm ok"
4195Danielle Kusanagi goes to give you a goodbye kiss
4196Danielle Kusanagi: (roll me agility if you want :^) )
4197Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
4198(
41995
4200+
42016
4202+
42032
4204+
42052
4206)
4207= 15
4208Danielle Kusanagi: (dodged)
4209Monte Miyamoto just walks away while he eyes are closed and she's leaning in "See you next week."
4210Monte Miyamoto: (her eyes*)
4211Richard Welkins quickly follows him
4212Danielle Kusanagi hides how absolutely triggered she is with a smile "okay then"
4213Shinobu Hisakawa shrugs and follows them
4214Silica Gimmes gives a stifled laugh, covering her mouth with one hand while walking away.
4215Danielle Kusanagi gives Silica a death stare
4216you reach Moe's house as Hana opens the door "heyo!"
4217Monte Miyamoto: "Hey sis! Sorry I didn't ask first, but I brought company."
4218Hana Miyamoto: "Momo called that you were coming home"
4219(oops)
4220Shinobu Hisakawa: (owned)
4221Hana Miyamoto: (A rift in the timeline appears)
4222Monte Miyamoto: (not my fault you didn't let me finish typing before assuming what I'd say)
4223Hana Miyamoto: (Better for the latter otherwise she can't prepare a 5 course meal)
4224Monte Miyamoto: (you would think so)
4225(but you'd be wrong)
4226Hana Miyamoto: (fine what Kawaii said counts)
4227"Oh my!"
4228Silica Gimmes gives a curtsy, "Greeting. I'm Silica Gimmes."
4229Silica Gimmes: (greetings)
4230Hana Miyamoto: "h-hey there, name's Hana"
4231Hana Miyamoto is racing trough her mind what recipes to do now
4232Monte Miyamoto: "This is Silica, she's the girl with a million different magic missiles."
4233Hana Miyamoto: "Oh right"
4234"Pleased to meet you"
4235Monte Miyamoto: "And this is Shinobu, she's one of our classmates."
4236Shinobu Hisakawa bows politely. "Nice to meet you."
4237Hana Miyamoto looks up "Pleased to meet you as well"
4238Hana Miyamoto goes to try and shake her hand before bowing, correcting her mistake
4239Monte Miyamoto: (by this point she's already determined 4 different possible 5 course meals she could prepare)
4240Richard Welkins: (do rabbit people eat rabbit)
4241(was this already touched upon)
4242Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's like eating monkey for them)
4243(uma delicia)
4244Richard Welkins: (kek)
4245Hana Miyamoto: (Maybe)
4246Monte Miyamoto: (makes sense)
4247(rabbit is something you don't want to eat too often anyway)
4248(not very filling)
4249Hana Miyamoto: "oh, also hi Richard!"
4250"Man, lot's of people in this cramped hole"
4251Hana Miyamoto makes space for you to come in
4252Silica Gimmes shuffles in with the rest.
4253Monte Miyamoto: "It's not that small sis. That's why I only invited 3 friends."
4254Monte Miyamoto chuckles
4255Monte Miyamoto: (already he's owning the thots)
4256Hana Miyamoto takes the dinner she had prepared for you and stores it in the oven
4257Hana Miyamoto: "That's for another day"
4258Hana Miyamoto puts on her apron "You kids are getting a 5 course meal"
4259Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh?"
4260Silica Gimmes: "Like five breads at once?"
4261Monte Miyamoto smiles "No. Like a full gourmet restaurant meal."
4262Hana Miyamoto: "Say what do you prefer? Beef, Chicken, or Salmon?"
4263Shinobu Hisakawa: (beef or chicken)
4264Silica Gimmes: "Salmon."
4265Richard Welkins taps his chin. "Yeah, salmon."
4266Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's fine by me."
4267Silica Gimmes: (if someone offers salmon, you take the salmon)
4268Monte Miyamoto: "Salmon."
4269Hana Miyamoto: "Okay then, It'll take some time, so you guys talk with yourselves while I make some magic"
4270Monte Miyamoto: "Thanks sis."
4271Hana Miyamoto shows you to the backyard where there's a nice dinner table for more than the usual 2 people living in this house
4272Hana Miyamoto takes out a set of silverware with candles "Got this as a present from a gourmet restaurant I cooked for"
4273Hana Miyamoto: "The little highlights on the forks and knives is actual gold"
4274Shinobu Hisakawa: "I-Isn't that a bit much for us...?"
4275Silica Gimmes: "That's pretty fancy."
4276Hana Miyamoto: "If you're friends with Momo, then honestly is too little"
4277Hana Miyamoto chuckles
4278Monte Miyamoto: "She just wants an excuse to use it."
4279Hana Miyamoto: "Can't have you eating salmon with plastic forks either way"
4280Richard Welkins: "From what I've heard it'd do the food dishonor not using them anyways."
4281Hana Miyamoto: "my snobby cooking side wouldn't allow it"
4282"Oh please, I'm not that good"
4283"I just cook what I think is tasty"
4284Monte Miyamoto: "Usually we do just use nice wooden chopsticks and plain old metal spoons."
4285"But this makes it special."
4286Hana Miyamoto goes to the kitchen and pokes her head out "you kiddos want anything to drink?"
4287Monte Miyamoto: "I could get us some juice."
4288Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, a juice sounds nice."
4289Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sure."
4290Monte Miyamoto gets up "I'll be right back then."
4291Hana Miyamoto: "C'mon Momo, you stay there"
4292"let me do all the work while you hang out with your friendos"
4293Monte Miyamoto: "You sure?"
4294Hana Miyamoto: "I'll take out some of the fancy apple juice"
4295"Gotta serve it in the right cups"
4296Shinobu Hisakawa: (the fermented one)
4297Monte Miyamoto: (she's breaking out the home pressed apple cider)
4298Silica Gimmes whispers to the rabbit. "She thinks you'll break the cups."
4299Hana Miyamoto: "I heard that"
4300Hana Miyamoto points at her ears
4301Silica Gimmes: "It's true, isn't it?"
4302Hana Miyamoto has a smug smile "Perhaps"
4303Richard Welkins laughs.
4304Monte Miyamoto turns slightly red "I haven't dropped a glass since that one family picnic years ago."
4305Hana Miyamoto comes back after a while with 100% original apple cider from a reused wine bottle, except this one got's a crude drawing of her face and a red marker saying "not Alcohol"
4306Hana Miyamoto serves the drink to everyone "So, how you guys met?"
4307Shinobu Hisakawa: (at school)
4308(in class)
4309Monte Miyamoto: "Well Shinobu is in our class, and Silica we met outside of school a bit...suddenly."
4310Hana Miyamoto: "Really?"
4311Silica Gimmes nods her head. "I was defending my honor."
4312Hana Miyamoto: "Did you put them in place?"
4313Silica Gimmes: "Yeah."
4314Silica Gimmes takes a sippy.
4315Monte Miyamoto: "You didn't have to do that until after you already introduced yourself though."
4316it tastes different from apple juice, it's got such a refined taste you don't know if you should drink it
4317Richard Welkins: "You want me to start from the beginning? Might take all night explaining how our parents met."
4318Richard Welkins chuckles.
4319Shinobu Hisakawa: "This is really good."
4320Monte Miyamoto: "She presses it herself every couple of months or so."
4321Hana Miyamoto: "I was in a cooking show about the difference between 100% original products and store bought products"
4322"but that was a while ago, it's like Momo says"
4323"The habit kinda stuck"
4324Monte Miyamoto: "Something simple but home made tends to be better than something complicated that rolls out of a factory. At least as far as food goes."
4325Hana Miyamoto: "Ayup"
4326Richard Welkins takes a few more sips. "Can't say it's a bad habit to have."
4327Hana Miyamoto goes to cook still being able to talk from where she is
4328Shinobu Hisakawa: "For sure."
4329after a while Hana comes with 4 plates of atichokes desgined as flowers
4330Hana Miyamoto: "So, something simple for the first one"
4331Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Simple?"
4332Hana Miyamoto: "Artichokes desgined in a flower pattern"
4333Silica Gimmes gives a few small claps.
4334Monte Miyamoto claps his hands together and prays to Itadakimasu
4335Hana Miyamoto: "it gets more extravagant, trust me"
4336Shinobu Hisakawa: (you have to face mecca while doing so)
4337Hana Miyamoto: "So Silica right?"
4338"y'know I know how to use shooting star as well"
4339Hana Miyamoto goes back to cooking
4340Monte Miyamoto starts to eat his own first course
4341Silica Gimmes: "Shooting star is cool and all, but magic missile is the penultimate magical ability."
4342Hana Miyamoto: "Isn't it the same thing?"
4343Richard Welkins starts digging in
4344Hana Miyamoto scratches her hair "Sorry for my lack of knowledge"
4345Shinobu Hisakawa eats eagerly.
4346while small, the taste is incredible, and leaves you wishing for more
4347Shinobu Hisakawa: (she must be really skilled if she can make artichokes taste good)
4348Richard Welkins: (artichokes are good)
4349(fuck you)
4350Silica Gimmes: "No, magic missile can do a lot more than just hurt people. You can bend it to the elements, have it transmogrify things, and even heal people."
4351Shinobu Hisakawa: (they're not bad but I'm not impressed by them either)
4352"Heal people with magic missile?"
4353Richard Welkins: (just gotta cook em right)
4354"Sounds a bit dangerous. Have you ever successfully done that?"
4355Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's how tsurugi lost her hair)
4356Monte Miyamoto: "Mmm! As good as always."
4357Silica Gimmes nods her head with some artichoke flopping around outside her mouth.
4358Silica Gimmes: "Well, I've tried."
4359Kale (GM) chuckles "lot's of people don't like artichokes y'know"
4360Hana Miyamoto chuckles "lot's of people don't like artichokes y'know"
4361Hana Miyamoto: "So I'm glad you liked it"
4362Monte Miyamoto: "It's your cooking."
4363Hana Miyamoto: "Yeesh, you're gonna give me an ego if you keep saying that stuff"
4364Hana Miyamoto chuckles
4365Shinobu Hisakawa: (I need sleep desu)
4366Richard Welkins: "Wouldn't be undeserved."
4367Shinobu Hisakawa: (woke up around 8 and it's currently almost 2)
4368Hana Miyamoto: (right)
4369(you guys wanna continue without Sax)
4370(Or do we end here)
4371Shinobu Hisakawa: (as long as you don't make shinobu look like a deaf mute)
4372Hana Miyamoto: (Guess I could do that)
4373you guys keep chatting between yourselves (Shinobu included) until Hana comes back with salad dishes for all
4374Hana Miyamoto: (She's just focused on eating)
4375(Food too good)
4376Shinobu Hisakawa: (if you say so)
4377(anyway I'm going to bed)
4378Hana Miyamoto: (night night)
4379Monte Miyamoto: (we can finish out the meal at least I guess)
4380Hana Miyamoto: (ye)
4381"Now for the salad Arugula, Pear and Asiago Cheese served on a martini cup for that dash of presentation"
4382"Please enjoy"
4383Silica Gimmes: "Is it just going to get more elaborate?"
4384Monte Miyamoto: "Mhmm!"
4385Hana Miyamoto: "yes"
4386Silica Gimmes: "Ohhhhhhhhhh, is something going to come out on fire?"
4387Hana Miyamoto: "....I could do that"
4388Monte Miyamoto starts eating his salad "It'll depend on if she wants to finish it with a bang or with raw satisfaction."
4389Hana Miyamoto: "I mean there's ways to do so, but it'll mess with the flavor palette"
4390"the flaming food will be for another day"
4391"So how's school been for you guys?"
4392Silica Gimmes: "Somehow it got worse."
4393Hana Miyamoto: "Oh geez"
4394Silica Gimmes: "Military school might be a better option at this point."
4395Monte Miyamoto: "It's like I told you sis, everybody's blaming her for what happened."
4396Hana Miyamoto chuckles "Don't tell that to big sis Guida"
4397Hana Miyamoto: "She might take you up on that and enlist you herself"
4398"But seriously, that's kinda nasty"
4399"I bet 50% of those kids only do it cause they just like being mean"
4400Silica Gimmes: "Yeah, I burned by own hair off a couple of times. What's the big deal?"
4401"Doesn't mean I killed her."
4402Hana Miyamoto: "Well, keep your chin up, if you keep powering trough, then you'll find a way to take all those bullies down"
4403Silica Gimmes: "That's a lot of magic missile."
4404Richard Welkins: "Well hopefully it won't come to something like that."
4405Monte Miyamoto: "On that note, you could always just practice your magic out this way where there's less for you to damage and not as many people who will be annoyed. Maybe it'll help."
4406Hana Miyamoto: "You can't answer all of life's problem with magic missile"
4407Richard Welkins: "We scheduling a meeting with the principal about it all before we left so we'll have to see how that goes."
4408Silica Gimmes: "Well, not yet."
4409Richard Welkins: (scheduled)
4410Silica Gimmes makes a thinking face. "Hmmmmmmmmm..."
4411Silica Gimmes: "It would be better than running from guards in the park."
4412"Or the creepy unused classrooms."
4413Hana Miyamoto: "Practicing out in the open might be the first step to having people's perspective on you change"
4414Monte Miyamoto: "As long as you aren't flinging them at the house, I think you'll be fine out here."
4415after a while and some more talking Hana comes back with more dishes
4416Hana Miyamoto: "Up next, we have a lemon rosemary sorbet, served on the same martini glasses but this time upturned"
4417Silica Gimmes takes a bite.
4418Silica Gimmes: "This is better than melon bread."
4419Hana Miyamoto: "Which kind of melon bread?"
4420Monte Miyamoto: "The kind they sell in our school vending machines."
4421Silica Gimmes: "What he said."
4422Hana Miyamoto: "Hmm gotta disagree with you there"
4423"Those breads are lifesavers on crunch hours"
4424Monte Miyamoto: "Sis, you're crazy. This is way better."
4425Hana Miyamoto: "Nuh uh, I am a melon bread patriot"
4426Silica Gimmes: "I eat mostly melon bread, and this stuff is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better."
4427Hana Miyamoto giggles "Maybe if you look at it in a certain angle"
4428Hana Miyamoto: "Oh, but a sorbet has no bread"
4429"That's a point in favor for the melon bread"
4430"And! it's not a melon flavored sorbet"
4431"2 points in favor"
4432Silica Gimmes: "Could you put a melon sorbet in a bread casing?"
4433"Is such a thing possible?"
4434Hana Miyamoto thinks
4435Monte Miyamoto: "I dunno about bread, but maybe mochi?"
4436Hana Miyamoto has a smile on her face "Perhaps"
4437Hana Miyamoto: "I'll put it on same wrapping as well"
4438"And make it look like a melon bread"
4439"Everyone will be fooled"
4440Richard Welkins: "Until they take a bite. They'll know something is up when they find out how good it is."
4441Monte Miyamoto: "He's right, you know."
4442"It'd be like that time you made a melon cake."
4443"And even dad had to sit down and process how good it was."
4444Silica Gimmes spits out her drink. "You can put melon in a cake?!"
4445Silica Gimmes: "That's like, melon bread, but all at once."
4446Hana Miyamoto: "eheheh"
4447Hana Miyamoto brings a napkin
4448Monte Miyamoto: "One of Hana's top dishes are her fruit layer cakes."
4449Hana Miyamoto cleans up the small mess as well
4450Monte Miyamoto: "Well, top selling. Because people can easily take them to go."
4451Hana Miyamoto: "Really? I tought that was my burgers"
4452Monte Miyamoto: "Your burgers are in their own category."
4453Hana Miyamoto looks at Silica "If you want I can give you some cakes"
4454Hana Miyamoto: "Make your days a lil bit happier with food"
4455Hana Miyamoto smiles "No matter what happens, nobody can be sad while eating tasty food"
4456Hana Miyamoto: "That's what I like to believe at least"
4457Monte Miyamoto: "That and we can always visit your restaurant when we get the chance."
4458Hana Miyamoto: "Ah geez, you'll put me under pressure if you do so"
4459Monte Miyamoto: "I don't think there's any pressure cooking for us."
4460"I doubt any of us is capable of giving you a bad review."
4461Hana Miyamoto: "Uh huh"
4462Silica Gimmes: "I literally eat 90% vending machine melon bread."
4463Hana Miyamoto: "Well just you wait"
4464"One day I'll make something nasty on purpose just to prove you wrong"
4465Hana Miyamoto sticks her tongue out and giggles
4466Monte Miyamoto: "You've done that before though."
4467"It doesn't count when you keep trying to make peanut butter and squid work."
4468Richard Welkins raises an eyebrow.
4469Silica Gimmes: "That doesn't sound that bad, though."
4470Hana Miyamoto: "One day it'll work"
4471"You'll see"
4472"I'll prove you all wrong"
4473Silica Gimmes: "Just fry it or something."
4474(note: peanut butter and fried squid is an actual thing)
4475(and it's good)
4476Monte Miyamoto: (oh I know)
4477(I'm making an EPIC reference, you see)
4478Silica Gimmes: (oh)
4479(ho ho ho)
4480Hana Miyamoto: (what reference)
4481Monte Miyamoto: (Shokugeki no Soma :^))
4482(peanut butter and squid became a running joke in it)
4483Hana Miyamoto: (ah)
4484sometime later and the main course finally arrives
4485Silica Gimmes does a drumroll with her fingers.
4486Hana Miyamoto: "Here we have Baked Salmon with Cucumber Served with a white wine cream sauce and crisp cucumber slices"
4487"Accompanied by Julienne Snow Peas and Carrots"
4488Monte Miyamoto looks at it with stars in his eyes and starts to dig in
4489Hana Miyamoto: "Wait!"
4490Monte Miyamoto stops right before putting a carrot in his mouth
4491Silica Gimmes: (do we have to say a prayer)
4492Hana Miyamoto takes out a small pitcher as she slowly puts some cream sauce on the salmon "You tell me when to stop"
4493Monte Miyamoto waits for a moment "Right there."
4494Hana Miyamoto: "Coolio"
4495Hana Miyamoto starts doing the same with Richard
4496Hana Miyamoto: "Any additionals you want? french fries? rice?"
4497"Some more carrots?"
4498Monte Miyamoto: "...S-some extra carrots for me, please."
4499Richard Welkins puts his hand up. "Thanks. Some rice would be appreciated."
4500Hana Miyamoto: "Of course you do"
4501does the same for Silica
4502Hana Miyamoto: "Maybe a 4 layer melon cake?"
4503Silica Gimmes: "This is great as is. Thanks a lot, Miss Miya- Yes."
4504Hana Miyamoto: "Maaaaybeee 2?"
4505Monte Miyamoto looks surprised "We had the things for that?"
4506Hana Miyamoto: "See I'm always full of surprises"
4507Monte Miyamoto: "We'll let'
4508Hana Miyamoto: "How about 5 small melon cakes to go for Miss Silica?"
4509"Makes the next week extra tasty during recess"
4510Monte Miyamoto: (she made 2 cakes and just sends Silica home with half of one)
4511Hana Miyamoto: (She sends the rest trough Moe)
4512(Gotta cheer her up)
4513"I'll come right back with the other stuff"
4514"Don't eat it"
4515"Wait till I finished the additionals"
4516Monte Miyamoto: (she just brings home the leftover cake that doesn't sell, like the ones where half the pieces are sold already, etc and has Moe take it in for everyone for lunch)
4517Hana Miyamoto: (ye)
4518"If you eat it before I bring the rest I'll be really sad"
4519Silica Gimmes: "Your sister is pretty cool. Reminds me of my sis."
4520Hana Miyamoto goes back to the kitchen
4521Monte Miyamoto: "She's awesome. She doesn't like to show off, but she's pretty good at martial arts too."
4522Hana Miyamoto: "Dad makes sure everyone in the family knows martial arts Momo"
4523"I'm not special in that regard"
4524Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, but you're the only one of us who got taught by Guida too."
4525Hana Miyamoto: "True"
4526"But it's for the best"
4527Monte Miyamoto: "You can be scary when you're upset, but Guida can put the fear into an entire army."
4528Hana Miyamoto: "Guida has put fear into god"
4529"Literally"
4530"Remember that time Demo went to visit and accidentally kicked Travis?"
4531Richard Welkins: "Let's be fair, it's not THAT hard to bully fear into the cat."
4532Monte Miyamoto: "True, but you have to admit she's still particularly scary when she wants to be."
4533Richard Welkins: "No doubts there."
4534Hana Miyamoto: "Yeah, well I hope you guys still pray to him"
4535"He's always busy in the pantheon"
4536Monte Miyamoto: "If you mean call, yeah, I try asking him for magic advice sometimes."
4537Hana Miyamoto: "Lemme guess, he says something smug"
4538Monte Miyamoto: "Yes."
4539Hana Miyamoto coughs a little and impersonates the cat "Jeez, you can't do a spell as simple as this? I guess I'd expect nothing else from the son of the densest man in the universe"
4540Hana Miyamoto laughs
4541Monte Miyamoto: "...Too accurate."
4542Silica Gimmes has a confused expression on her face, and is thinking more about the tasty fish in front of her.
4543Richard Welkins: "Come now, speaking of habits you think I'd just quit praying to him even though I've been doing it since I could walk?"
4544Hana Miyamoto: "Well your Momo has always been the religious sort"
4545(your Mom*)
4546Richard Welkins: (your momo)
4547(lmao)
4548Hana Miyamoto: "Look, you're confusing our guests now"
4549"And that's no good"
4550Hana Miyamoto brings the rice and other assortments "you talk between yourselves now"
4551Monte Miyamoto: "Thanks sis."
4552Hana Miyamoto kisses Moe in the forehead "no problemo"
4553Richard Welkins: (>directly responds to her impersonation of the cat with confusion)
4554(>tells them they're the ones confusing her)
4555(good one)
4556Hana Miyamoto: (another tip from the cat)
4557(It's not your fault if you blame someone else first)
4558Richard Welkins: (aliyah vindicated years later)
4559("please don't tell me he'll be anywhere near the baby")
4560"Thanks a bunch."
4561Richard Welkins starts eating.
4562Hana Miyamoto: "How about this?"
4563"You guys can call the cat and tell him to help Silica if needs be"
4564Silica Gimmes: (rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub)
4565Hana Miyamoto: "God's blessing must work for something"
4566"Even if it's the cat giving it"
4567Silica Gimmes digs in.
4568Monte Miyamoto: "I guess that's true..."
4569Richard Welkins: "Worth a shot."
4570Hana Miyamoto: "Just tell her the guidelines on how to talk to god"
4571"Or more specifically"
4572"Demo"
4573"pray to him, offer more than 50 gold on the shrine and don't take shit from him"
4574"or just say she's with Momo"
4575Monte Miyamoto: "Right."
4576Monte Miyamoto looks at Silica "You catch that?"
4577Hana Miyamoto: "And don't be afraid of him"
4578"He's a big furball"
4579Silica Gimmes: "50 gold?"
4580"That's a lot of buns."
4581Monte Miyamoto: "You are getting cakes."
4582Hana Miyamoto: "He likes money"
4583"And yeah"
4584"I'll make you cakes"
4585Silica Gimmes: "Deal."
4586Hana Miyamoto: "Now the question is..."
4587"Do you want this Banana Bavarian Whipped Cream Cake"
4588"Or this Melon cake?"
4589Hana Miyamoto holds the two deserts
4590Monte Miyamoto: "Melon. Definitely melon."
4591Silica Gimmes chuckles to herself, "I'm not a fool. The melon is always the best."
4592Hana Miyamoto: "I dunnoooo"
4593"This one's got a big name"
4594"That means it's fancy"
4595Silica Gimmes: "But it doesn't have melon in the name."
4596Hana Miyamoto: "But what if it did?"
4597"And I just didn't say it had melon"
4598"Tought about that?"
4599Monte Miyamoto: "But I know that melon one sis."
4600"It's muskmelon, and one of the really expensive ones."
4601Silica Gimmes: "It's like choosing the mystery gift when there's a new car right there."
4602"And I want the melon scented car."
4603Hana Miyamoto chuckles as she gives you the melon cake
4604Hana Miyamoto: "Who wants an extra desert then?"
4605Monte Miyamoto: "Hmmm...Hey Dick, do you think the twins would like it?"
4606Richard Welkins: "Is it food?"
4607"Then yes."
4608Hana Miyamoto: "I believe so"
4609"I can check"
4610"If you want to"
4611Monte Miyamoto: "Well then there we go. Let's send it with him."
4612Hana Miyamoto: "Okie dokie"
4613serves the deserts
4614Hana Miyamoto serves the deserts
4615Hana Miyamoto: "Now dig in and I hope you liked the food"
4616Monte Miyamoto digs in "No need to hope, it's been amazing!"
4617Silica Gimmes slowly savors the tasty morsel.
4618Hana Miyamoto takes a bit from Moe's cake and from Silica's cake
4619Hana Miyamoto: "Taxes tough"
4620"Gotta pay em"
4621Richard Welkins: "Owned."
4622Monte Miyamoto: "That's okay."
4623Hana Miyamoto takes a bit from Richard as well "And this one is cause I gotta defend my little brother"
4624Monte Miyamoto: "Flew too close to the sun."
4625Silica Gimmes doesn't seem to mind as she's engrossed in the flavor.
4626Richard Welkins: "Wow this is how you treat your honored guests huh"
4627it's an explosion of flavor as it's one of the best melon related things you've tasted
4628Monte Miyamoto savors every bite
4629Hana Miyamoto: "Yeah"
4630"You are Honered in having me take a bite"
4631Hana Miyamoto chuckles
4632Hana Miyamoto: "Tough"
4633"Doesn't taste so good"
4634"Could've done a better job"
4635Hana Miyamoto shrugs "It was made on a jiffy, can't help it"
4636Monte Miyamoto: "As expected of my sister's divine tongue, there's always something she can find to improve on."
4637Richard Welkins: "Oh yeah I'm sure it's subpar, should I even?"
4638Hana Miyamoto: "Yeah you shouldn't"
4639Hana Miyamoto starts to slowly grab your plate with a smug smile
4640Richard Welkins returns the smug smile. "Yeah you mind sending it back to the chef and telling them what's wrong? Hopefully they can do better."
4641Hana Miyamoto: "Okay then"
4642Hana Miyamoto takes the whole plate
4643Hana Miyamoto goes to the kitchen as you can see her take out a spoon
4644Hana Miyamoto starts to take small bites of the cake
4645Richard Welkins sighs and stands up. "It didn't have to be like this."
4646Richard Welkins takes a mock fencer stance with his silverware. "I'm getting that cake one way or the other."
4647Hana Miyamoto has a smug smile "Aren't you a little bit too old to play with utensils?"
4648Hana Miyamoto takes another bit
4649Richard Welkins starts shuffling towards the cake still in the stance and scoffs. "Like you're much older than us."
4650Hana Miyamoto gives you back the cake "lil baby"
4651Richard Welkins takes it and goes back to the table. "Hey you're the one who said it was bad first."
4652Hana Miyamoto: "Yeah and you're the lil baby"
4653"Right Momo?"
4654Monte Miyamoto is too engrossed in his own piece of cake
4655Hana Miyamoto: "His silence means yes"
4656Richard Welkins: "What does that make your brother if he hangs around with a lil baby all the time?"
4657Richard Welkins starts eating
4658Monte Miyamoto swallows a mouthful "She'll just call me her baby brother."
4659Hana Miyamoto: "I already call you my baby brother"
4660"My lil bun o sun"
4661"My big poofball of joy"
4662Richard Welkins: "Ooof."
4663Hana Miyamoto: "My fluffy boy"
4664Silica Gimmes starts laughing. "Pffffffffffttttttttt"
4665Monte Miyamoto turns bright red "S-sis! Stop it!"
4666Richard Welkins: "Please keep going."
4667Hana Miyamoto: "maybe one day I'll show you his pics when he was little"
4668"Remember when he dressed up as a carrot for hallow's eve?"
4669Silica Gimmes starts openly laughing.
4670Monte Miyamoto: "Stop!"
4671Richard Welkins pulls in his lips really hard. "Oh no no no I completely forgot."
4672Monte Miyamoto: "Oh don't laugh! You tried going as a witch!"
4673(at Richard)
4674Hana Miyamoto: "And he'd always tug at me and keep asking if the decorations where real all scared like"
4675"Oh richard you were just as cute"
4676Monte Miyamoto goes silent and red as he tries to finish his cake
4677Richard Welkins: "Yeah cause my mom's a witch and she's hella cool."
4678Hana Miyamoto: "One of these days I'll share all the photos of you two when you were kids"
4679Richard Welkins: "Also what do you mean by "were"?"
4680Hana Miyamoto: "Oh I'm sorry"
4681"you're still very very cute"
4682Hana Miyamoto pats your head
4683Silica Gimmes: (does dick crave bun pus)
4684Hana Miyamoto: (yes)
4685(did you not see the discord)
4686(/ss/ runs in the family)
4687Richard Welkins nods. "Thank you. Though I think I've seen enough child pictures from my parents already."
4688Hana Miyamoto: "Not your new friends they haven't"
4689Silica Gimmes: "Why would they show you your own picture."
4690"Don't you have, like, a mirror?"
4691Richard Welkins: "Wow."
4692"Maybe we should just call off the principal meeting, what would children like us be able to do am I right"
4693Monte Miyamoto: "Huh?"
4694Silica Gimmes looks very confused.
4695Richard Welkins: (was she not calling him a kid)
4696(i thought she was continuing the lil baby/kid thing by telling him to look in a mirror)
4697(so she's just retarded?_
4698Hana Miyamoto: "just like his father"
4699Monte Miyamoto: (more like Monte just snapped back to the conversation because he tried tuning out)
4700Richard Welkins: "Come on now, who really asks that question though? There's no way you can blame me for getting confused by it."
4701Hana Miyamoto: "Nope, I'm blaming your father's genes"
4702Silica Gimmes: "I just never had to deal with that. My bad."
4703Hana Miyamoto: "Hmm?"
4704Silica Gimmes: "Like photos and stuff."
4705Richard Welkins: "Why's that?"
4706Silica Gimmes scratches the back of her head. "Well, my sister has all the talent."
4707Silica Gimmes: "And looks."
4708"And grace."
4709"And my parents are kind of dicks."
4710Hana Miyamoto: "You look kinda cute yourself tough"
4711"In a certain girly way"
4712Silica Gimmes: "I think so, too."
4713Monte Miyamoto finishes his cake, not sure what to say
4714Hana Miyamoto scratches her hair "welp"
4715Hana Miyamoto: "Can't do much about that, but I'm sure they'll see your potential"
4716"come back if you need more melon cakes, or a place to practice okay?"
4717"I'd be happy to help"
4718Silica Gimmes: "Nice. Free cake."
4719Hana Miyamoto: "hmmm"
4720"My fee is you doing well in your studies and working hard"
4721"otherwise no melon cakes"
4722Silica Gimmes: "Might be worth it."
4723Monte Miyamoto: "That's a pretty strong incentive."
4724Hana Miyamoto starts cleaning it up "So, how was the meal?"
4725Monte Miyamoto starts thinking "You want me to be objective here, right?"
4726Hana Miyamoto: "hmmm"
4727"not this time no"
4728Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
4729Hana Miyamoto chuckles "give me your subjective opinion"
4730Silica Gimmes: "Best meal I've ever had."
4731Monte Miyamoto: "The only way it could have been better is if I'd given you warning."
4732Hana Miyamoto: "Maybe next time then"
4733Monte Miyamoto: "It was as close to perfect as you always are when you 'just whip something up'."
4734Hana Miyamoto: "Why thanks, next time it'll be perfect"
4735after a while of talking and chatting everyone's ready to leave
4736Hana Miyamoto: "bye bye!"
4737Monte Miyamoto: "See you guys in class. Make sure you get that cake home safe, Dick."
4738Silica Gimmes gives a parting curtsy. "Thank you for the meal."
4739Richard Welkins: "I eagerly await to taste what perfect is then."
4740Richard Welkins nods and waves.
4741Hana Miyamoto: "You don't gotta be that formal"
4742Richard Welkins: (my favorite meme is kale completely changing shit up before people are done typing)
4743Hana Miyamoto looks at Silica
4744Hana Miyamoto: (not my fault when you take 5 eons to write something)
4745and so you leave and head to your respective homes and stuff
4746Kale (GM): didya rike it
4747Godot: 9/11
4748Jazz: you know
4749Monte Miyamoto: (it was alright but I'll need to form a more informed opinion :^))
4750Kale (GM): why you gotta be like this
4751Jazz: he expects me to give him a good review/opinion after revealing private DMs
4752while also excluding messages
4753Kale (GM): yeah
4754that's part of the experience
4755the Kale wild ride
4756Jazz: gay wild ride more like
4757Kale (GM): yeah for gay people like you
4758rolling 4d20
4759(
47602
4761+
476214
4763+
47647
4765+
476611
4767)
4768= 34
4769rolling d420
4770(
4771309
4772)
4773= 309
4774Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
4775(
4776318
4777)
4778= 318
4779rolling 4d20!
4780(
478118
4782+
478312
4784+
47858
4786+
47871
4788)
4789= 39
4790Silica Gimmes: rolling 4d20
4791(
479212
4793+
47949
4795+
47966
4797+
479815
4799)
4800= 42
4801rolling d420
4802(
4803121
4804)
4805= 121
4806the day ends as the both of you go back to your dorms
48072 beds, one computer, a small TV, two desks on each side, and whatever else you'd like to add
4808Silica Gimmes: (a bed please)
4809Shinobu Hisakawa: (it says 2 beds)
4810Kale (GM): (learn to read)
4811Silica Gimmes: (are we talking jap beds, though)
4812Kale (GM): (no)
4813(Western beds)
4814Silica Gimmes: (fancy)
4815Kale (GM): (It's a fancy school)
4816Silica Gimmes: (uhhhhhh, chest of drawers for clothing)
4817Kale (GM): (chest of drawers?)
4818Silica Gimmes: (yeah, a place to put your clothes)
4819Kale (GM): (never heard someone call it chest of drawers)
4820(Or do you mean chest or drawers)
4821Silica Gimmes: (https://www.ashleyfurniturehomestore.com/c/furniture/bedroom/chest-of-drawers/)
4822Kale (GM): (Ah)
4823(Well yeah, you have that)
4824Silica Gimmes: (only other thing would be a bookshelf)
4825Kale (GM): (that too)
4826that's would be the layout of your dorm, if it wasn't absolutely wrecked from head to toe...
4827everything inside the drawers was thrown on the floor, the stuff you had in the desk thrown around as well, and in red paint the words "GO DIE MURDERER" are plastered on the wall
4828Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Well then."
4829Silica's side is more notably wrecked that Shinobu's tough
4830Shinobu Hisakawa: "Probably best to take some photos before we start cleaning that up."
4831Silica Gimmes stops eating cake long enough to survey the damage.
4832and just to add that extra touch, a noose was placed on top of Silica's bed with a note that says "have fun"
4833Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
4834Silica Gimmes finishes the current cake-eeeee piece.
4835Silica Gimmes: "What a bunch of bitches."
4836Shinobu Hisakawa: (are the cellphones advanced enough to have cameras)
4837Kale (GM): (yeah)
4838Shinobu Hisakawa takes some photos of the room.
4839Shinobu Hisakawa: "If nothing else, we'll have a good case for the meeting with the principal."
4840"This is seriously messed up."
4841Silica Gimmes points to the noose. "But why would they put up such a small swing in the middle of the room?"
4842Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh..."
4843Silica Gimmes puts the cake down to start gathering up her clothes.
4844Shinobu Hisakawa helps her out.
4845Silica Gimmes starts singing a bit. "Cake-ee, cake-ee, cake-ee; so good and sweet."
4846you both start cleaning up, as it takes a while to get some semblance of order in the room
4847after you finish, there's still the big painting on the wall and the nose seems to have been bolted on the roof, so you can't just yank it out
4848Shinobu Hisakawa: (the nose)
4849(oy vey)
4850Silica Gimmes: (now THAT'S going too far)
4851(calling her jewish, tsk tsk)
4852Shinobu Hisakawa settles for cutting the rope.
4853welp, everything's clean now, do you guys do anything else before going to bed?
4854Silica Gimmes talks as she's getting ready to sleep. "Thanks for helping out."
4855Shinobu Hisakawa: "Don't mention it."
4856Silica Gimmes stares at the words on the wall as she tries to fall asleep.
4857it doesn't take long to realize that someone enchanted your bed to only give you nightmares, man they really hate you
4858the next day comes along as you two wake up
4859April 13, Sunday
4860do you two do anything of note today?
4861Shinobu Hisakawa: (try to get rid of the rest of the stuff?)
4862Kale (GM): (Well, gotta buy some paint remover, and find a hammer to take down the rope)
4863(Since it's got nails bolting it to the roof)
4864Shinobu Hisakawa: (you mean ceiling)
4865Kale (GM): (same thing)
4866Shinobu Hisakawa: (maybe in colombia)
4867Silica Gimmes: (go get the stuff to do that then)
4868Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
4869(also the bed)
4870Kale (GM): (That too)
4871(gotta get someone to dispel the curse)
4872Shinobu Hisakawa: (but whomstsoever)
4873Kale (GM): (Well school's empty today, so gotta go to the city for that shit)
4874(Magic repair)
4875(Or see if one of the students wants to help you)
4876(someone that's skilled in magic and is also not a bully)
4877Shinobu Hisakawa: (the italian immigrant)
4878Kale (GM): (who)
4879Shinobu Hisakawa: (the mario guy)
4880(he seems nice)
4881Kale (GM): (You mean Morrigan)
4882Shinobu Hisakawa: (I meant what I said)
4883Kale (GM): (Mario is the one that wanted to beat up Silica)
4884Shinobu Hisakawa: (but yeah you reminded me that other kid exists so maybe he could help)
4885Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
4886(
48871
4888+
48896
4890+
48917
4892+
48935
4894)
4895= 19
4896rolling d420
4897(
4898107
4899)
4900= 107
4901Silica Gimmes: (not very dank today)
4902Kale (GM): (Wow what a bitch, hangs out with someone for an entire day and completely forgets about them)
4903(smh desu ne)
4904Shinobu Hisakawa: (not her fault he's forgettable :^))
4905Kale (GM): (The worst insult a man can get)
4906(This is why women are evil boys)
4907you manage to find stuff to fix the room properly, tough the bed still remains cursed
4908Shinobu Hisakawa: "So what can we do about that?)
4909"
4910(that's IC)
4911Silica Gimmes shrugs.
4912Silica Gimmes: "Burn it?"
4913"No... if it's cursed it might explode or something."
4914Shinobu Hisakawa: "I was thinking more to uncurse it..."
4915Silica Gimmes: "Ohhhhh"
4916"Maybe there's a decurse kit for sale at a magic shop."
4917Shinobu Hisakawa: "We could try that."
4918Kale (GM): (So morrigan is forgotten even more :^) )
4919Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
4920you head to the city and head to a magic shop
4921Someone: "G'day"
4922Silica Gimmes: (what is this, fantasy australia)
4923Someone: (ye)
4924Silica Gimmes puts an arm on the counter and starts talking, "Yeah, my bed is cursed. I need something to decurse it, stat."
4925Someone: "What kind of curse"
4926Silica Gimmes: "A lot of spooky nightmares."
4927Someone: "Roight"
4928"40 gold"
4929Silica Gimmes sighs and hands it over.
4930Silica Gimmes: "There goes my bread money."
4931Someone gives you a small kit "follow the instructions"
4932Shinobu Hisakawa: "I can cover half of it if you want."
4933Silica Gimmes wags her finger. "No, no. These bitches were after me. I've gotta take care of things."
4934Silica Gimmes: "Can't even do it to my face. They've gotta go behind my back."
4935you go back home and spend a good amount of the day trying to fix it...
4936meanwhile, somewhere else
4937Richard, you wake up and head to the kitchen as both girls are sharing the melon cake your brought home
4938Halfrid Uzumaki: "It's so goooooood~!"
4939Kōlin Uzumaki: "Not even the cooks at home could do something like this"
4940Richard Welkins: (eating cake for breakfast fatties)
4941Halfrid Uzumaki looks at Richard "Diiiick, thanks for the cake"
4942Shinobu Hisakawa: (thanks for the dick)
4943Halfrid Uzumaki looks incredibly happy eating the cake
4944Richard Welkins: "Glad you like it. Least I could do is get something nice for letting me live here."
4945Halfrid Uzumaki: "We're gonna have to charge you rent then"
4946"So that you can bring more of this stuff home"
4947Richard Welkins: "More excuses to eat Hana's food is fine by me."
4948"She'd probably enjoy having you guys over for dinner sometime."
4949Kōlin Uzumaki: "I suppose we could do that"
4950"For now, let's enjoy this cake to the fullest"
4951Kōlin Uzumaki splits a small part "Want some?"
4952Richard Welkins: "Hard to say no to."
4953Richard Welkins starts eating
4954Kōlin Uzumaki: "What are your plans for today Richard?"
4955Richard Welkins: "Nothing really. You all doing anything?"
4956Kōlin Uzumaki: "No"
4957Halfrid Uzumaki: "Not really"
4958Kōlin Uzumaki: "Well, we can't just laze around all day"
4959Halfrid Uzumaki: "But we always do that, sis"
4960Kōlin Uzumaki looks at Richard "Do you wish to go to the park Richard?"
4961Richard Welkins: "Sounds good to me."
4962Halfrid Uzumaki: "Oh, invite Monte! let's all hang out together"
4963Kōlin Uzumaki: "Monte is here?"
4964Halfrid Uzumaki: "Uh huh, he's going to the same school"
4965Shinobu Hisakawa: (did she get the brain parasite this time)
4966Halfrid Uzumaki: (Pretty sure Richard didn't say Monte came here as well)
4967Richard Welkins: "Yeah, I'll see what he's up to."
4968Halfrid Uzumaki: "Okay then"
4969"See now it's a double date"
4970Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
4971Kōlin Uzumaki: "Please don't"
4972Richard Welkins: "What did she mean by this?"
4973Halfrid Uzumaki: "C'mon sis, who do you think is cuter, Dick or Moe?"
4974Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
4975Kōlin Uzumaki looks at Halfrid deadpan "Both are ugly and have cooties" as she crosses her arms
4976Silica Gimmes: (VERY adult)
4977Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles
4978Halfrid Uzumaki: "C'mon, you gotta say the truth"
4979Kōlin Uzumaki: "Why am I the only one answering this question?"
4980"How about you answer it?"
4981Kōlin Uzumaki points at Halfrid
4982Richard Welkins: "I'm hurt by your comment Kolin. Very discourteous after Moe was nice enough to host us at Hana's place and since I brought this cake back for you two."
4983Halfrid Uzumaki: "yeah Kolin"
4984"Now you have to answer"
4985Kōlin Uzumaki grumbles "Moe is cuter"
4986Kōlin Uzumaki points at Halfrid again "Now you answer it!"
4987Halfrid Uzumaki: "Hmmmmm"
4988"Richard's more handsome, but Moe is cuter"
4989"I'll go with Richard"
4990Halfrid Uzumaki points at you "Now it's your turn"
4991Halfrid Uzumaki: "Which one of us is cuter"
4992Richard Welkins: "Oh no no no I don't have any part in this."
4993Halfrid Uzumaki: "nope"
4994"You gotta"
4995"It's the law"
4996Kōlin Uzumaki: "She's right, you have to answer"
4997"After we graciously accepted you into our home"
4998"least you could do"
4999Silica Gimmes: (ask for their bust size, give an answer, and then claim it had nothing to do with the bust size)
5000Richard Welkins: (kek)
5001Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
5002(
5003362
5004)
5005= 362
5006rolling 4d20
5007(
50082
5009+
501016
5011+
501214
5013+
50142
5015)
5016= 34
5017(I see ojou has expressed her taste)
5018Halfrid Uzumaki: (brb)
5019(b)
5020Richard Welkins: (ill make you proud dad)
5021Richard Welkins sweeps his hair back before smiling. "You understand how heavily a choice between two breathtakingly gorgeous ladies weighs on the soul of a man correct? Simply put what you ask of me is too much for even the most dauntless among men, as to prefer one of you to the other would be denying the divine beauty that emanates from you both."
5022Monte Miyamoto: (putting that point of charisma to use I see)
5023(very nice)
5024Silica Gimmes: (u gon die 2 snu snu)
5025somewhere else entirely, Teodoro feels a surge of pride
5026Monte Miyamoto: (the ojou can sense the copout but the lax girl is now soaked)
5027Kōlin Uzumaki: (It's actually the opposite)
5028Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
5029Richard Welkins: (lel)
5030Monte Miyamoto: (wew)
5031Kōlin Uzumaki: (Ojou is soaked that such a fine and elegant man exists)
5032(Lax girl is about to start laughing)
5033Kōlin Uzumaki stays silent for a few seconds as her face get slightly red "o-oh my, s-such elegance with words"
5034Halfrid Uzumaki: "pffffffft"
5035Kōlin Uzumaki: "I changed my mind, Richard is the better choice"
5036Halfrid Uzumaki laughs "you can keep him"
5037Halfrid Uzumaki: "Tough gotta commend you dick, you got a way with words"
5038Kōlin Uzumaki looks away embarrassed "h-he sure has"
5039Shinobu Hisakawa: (easily impressed)
5040Kōlin Uzumaki: (Yeah well Shinobu was already starting to thirst for that bunny dick the moment he saw him)
5041Shinobu Hisakawa: (citation needed)
5042Richard Welkins: (that's what happens when you put points in beauty and charisma :^) )
5043Halfrid Uzumaki: "You should talk more like that y'know, sis loves elegant men"
5044Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles
5045Kōlin Uzumaki: "s-shut up!"
5046Richard Welkins: "Oh but if I did that I'd run the risk of you never understanding a single thing I'm saying."
5047Richard Welkins chuckles.
5048Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
5049and so you spend the morning talking...
5050Halfrid Uzumaki: (brb lunch)
5051(back)
5052Monte Miyamoto: (more like wack)
5053after a while all of you four meet
5054Halfrid Uzumaki: "Heya Moe!"
5055Monte Miyamoto: "Hi Halfrid, Kolin. How was the cake?"
5056Kōlin Uzumaki: "Incredible Monte"
5057"you must invite us to dinner one of these days"
5058Monte Miyamoto: "Oh definitely. Though I think I might have to start inviting people to her restaurant with how many people like coming over to have her cooking."
5059Kōlin Uzumaki: "Definetely seems so"
5060Halfrid Uzumaki gets an idea "Hey Moe! which one of us do you think is cuter?"
5061Halfrid Uzumaki: "Richard dodged the question"
5062Monte Miyamoto: "Wait what?"
5063Richard Welkins: "They've been on this spree of questions all morning."
5064Halfrid Uzumaki: "They are questions worth answering"
5065Monte Miyamoto: "It's a dangerous question."
5066Halfrid Uzumaki: "How do I know I'm pretty if I don't have boys tell me so?"
5067Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles
5068Richard Welkins: "Oh so doing exactly that is dodging the question?"
5069Richard Welkins shakes his head.
5070Halfrid Uzumaki: "yeah, cause you didn't say I'm prettier"
5071Monte Miyamoto: "Well see, now that you've said that, how can you trust that I'll give you a truthful answer?"
5072Halfrid Uzumaki: "Cause your father has instilled the value of honesty and righteousness within you"
5073Halfrid Uzumaki holds a hand in the air
5074Halfrid Uzumaki: "Let it be known that Moe's word is final and true in all extents of the law"
5075Richard Welkins: "I never heard that."
5076Monte Miyamoto: (but what are they wearing tho)
5077(this affects my answer to the question)
5078(how can I call a girl cuter if she doesn't dress cute?)
5079Halfrid Uzumaki: (Oujo is wearing fancy dress, with sun hat, Lax is wearing form-fitting Hoodie with a skirt and shoes)
5080Monte Miyamoto: "So I guess this means we're stuck here until I give them an answer."
5081Halfrid Uzumaki: "Uh huh"
5082"Clearly the cutest one is the one with the best BaB"
5083Monte Miyamoto: "The what now?"
5084Halfrid Uzumaki: "Boobs and Butt"
5085Silica Gimmes: (they mean TnA)
5086Kōlin Uzumaki: "It's TnA"
5087Monte Miyamoto: "I see..."
5088"I'll need bust, waist, and hip measurements then."
5089Richard Welkins: "He's right you know."
5090"If you want to go there."
5091Halfrid Uzumaki chuckles "Alrigthy then"
5092Richard Welkins: (kale hurriedly google searching how these measurements work)
5093Halfrid Uzumaki has a smug smile "But there's no tape measurement, so you'll have to do it with your hands"
5094Shinobu Hisakawa: (send bob)
5095Kōlin Uzumaki: "H-halfrid!"
5096Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'm joking jeez"
5097Richard Welkins holds back his laughter.
5098Monte Miyamoto: "Well I guess in that case we just can't come to a truly informed decision to answer."
5099"But...Halfrid's got the cuter hair and Kolin has the cuter outfit today."
5100Halfrid Uzumaki: (Long drill hair that who knows how much it costs to mantain)
5101Shinobu Hisakawa: (owned)
5102Halfrid Uzumaki: (But the one who doesn't even brush it has the better hair)
5103(Kolin BTFO forever)
5104Monte Miyamoto: (not really, it's a preference thing)
5105(maybe he thinks its cuter because it's lower maintenance)
5106Halfrid Uzumaki: (woah)
5107Richard Welkins: (this just in moe is floof and can't get enough of smelly hairy girls)
5108( :^^^^^^^^^^^) )
5109Monte Miyamoto: (my fetish is for women who don't make me late for appointments)
5110Halfrid Uzumaki: (Yeah)
5111(He wants a low maintenance oni gf)
5112Shinobu Hisakawa: (do either of them ever shower)
5113Halfrid Uzumaki: (she shaves tough)
5114Monte Miyamoto: (Kolin's overall cuter at the moment, but I ain't trying to date a girl who spends 2 hours every morning doing her hair)
5115Halfrid Uzumaki: (Yeah they do)
5116Richard Welkins: (sometimes)
5117Halfrid Uzumaki: "Okay then, now that that's over"
5118"Let's have our double date!"
5119Kōlin Uzumaki: "It's not a date!"
5120Halfrid Uzumaki: "Whenever the same amount of men and women are around, it's a date"
5121"Prove me wrong"
5122Monte Miyamoto: "His mom and my dad."
5123Shinobu Hisakawa: (funerals)
5124Kōlin Uzumaki: "Immedieately proven wrong"
5125"Please restrain yourself"
5126Halfrid Uzumaki: "no"
5127you all start walking as Halfrid ponders what to do
5128Halfrid Uzumaki: "What you guys wanna do?"
5129Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm."
5130Monte Miyamoto: "Good question."
5131Halfrid Uzumaki: "Let's eat something"
5132Kōlin Uzumaki: "You only think of eating"
5133Halfrid Uzumaki: "What's your idea then?"
5134Kōlin Uzumaki: "We could go to a museum"
5135Shinobu Hisakawa: (what a nerd)
5136Halfrid Uzumaki: "I've already had my nap tough"
5137"I don't wanna sleep again"
5138Richard Welkins: "That's a first."
5139Monte Miyamoto: "Is it?"
5140Halfrid Uzumaki: "I don't wanna sleep on the floor tough"
5141"Unless one of you guys becomes my pillow"
5142Monte Miyamoto: "I think any bystanders would get the wrong idea."
5143Richard Welkins: "I don't think they let you sleep in museums either way."
5144Halfrid Uzumaki: "Then that's out"
5145"Moe, you got any idea?"
5146Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...maybe an arcade or something?"
5147Richard Welkins nods.
5148Halfrid Uzumaki: "Oh shit yeah"
5149"I wanna play Mortal Wombat"
5150Richard Welkins: "Now that's what I call a snoozefest. You'll catch me at the Gudam Extreme VS machines."
5151Monte Miyamoto: "I think I'd split my time between Gudam and the Initial B machines."
5152Richard Welkins: "Oh yeah I forgot I hope they have those too."
5153Kōlin Uzumaki: "All of you are wrong, the best one is the Dance Blast Revolution machines"
5154Richard Welkins: (how does she pull that off without slapping her face with her tits constantly)
5155Monte Miyamoto: (that must be a sight)
5156Kōlin Uzumaki: (She's a shinobu, she can handle it)
5157Richard Welkins: (when you're a ninja you learn the hidden techniques of boob control)
5158Kōlin Uzumaki: (yeah)
5159(How do you think Heide is so strong)
5160Monte Miyamoto tilts his head and looks at Kolin for a moment looking like he's thinking
5161Kōlin Uzumaki: (Despite having a massive rack)
5162"What?"
5163Richard Welkins looks at Monte for a second before realizing. "Oh ahahahahaha."
5164Kōlin Uzumaki: "What's so funny?"
5165Monte Miyamoto: "How should I put this...Wouldn't your outfit make it a bit uncomfortable?"
5166Kōlin Uzumaki: "No?"
5167Monte Miyamoto: "Huh...alright then."
5168you all head to the arcades as you have your fun
5169a small crowd forms around Kolin as she dances, they're not focused on her feet tough
5170good thing she doesn't notice
5171Monte Miyamoto: (now I feel bad, like we should let her know)
5172Richard Welkins turns to Monte. "You think that crowd's a little uh, how to put it."
5173Richard Welkins: "Lecherous maybe?"
5174Monte Miyamoto: "It's getting to the point where I feel like we should tell her..."
5175Kōlin Uzumaki: (brb)
5176Monte Miyamoto: "I mean I guess it's a bit unavoidable, considering how they're, you know, built."
5177"But still, it feels wrong."
5178Richard Welkins: "Know what you mean. Should wait til she's done with this one and grab her out of there."
5179Monte Miyamoto: "Agreed."
5180Kōlin Uzumaki: (back)
5181after the set is over, Kolin's sweaty as she takes off her hat and uses it to blow air into her face
5182Richard Welkins starts pushing through the crowd.
5183Monte Miyamoto approaches with Richard
5184Richard Welkins: "Hey Kolin! There's a game over here you should try out!"
5185Kōlin Uzumaki: "Really?"
5186Kōlin Uzumaki steps down as the crowd disperses immediately "awww" can be heard in the arcade
5187Richard Welkins: (well that was easy)
5188Monte Miyamoto: "How shameless..."
5189Kōlin Uzumaki goes to join you "What game?"
5190Monte Miyamoto: "Erm, that was a bit of a lie actually. We wanted to tell you something but didn't want to make a scene."
5191Kōlin Uzumaki: "Yeah?"
5192Richard Welkins: "Yeah uhh...Did you notice that crowd?"
5193Kōlin Uzumaki: "Crowds usually form when people play that game y'know"
5194Richard Welkins: "That's true but.."
5195Monte Miyamoto: "I know, it happens with a lot of games, but it didn't seem like they were interested in the game, more like...uh..."
5196Kōlin Uzumaki raises an eyebrow
5197Monte Miyamoto looks away starting to blush "Remember earlier when I seemed confused about you playing that game?"
5198Kōlin Uzumaki: "...uh huh?"
5199Richard Welkins pulls his collar. "What we're trying to say is that crowd was being a bit uh....uuuhhh....."
5200Kōlin Uzumaki: "Just say it"
5201Monte Miyamoto takes a breath "They were more interested in your chest than your skill."
5202Richard Welkins: "They were staring at you."
5203Kōlin Uzumaki stays silent for a few seconds and sighs "Yes well there's nothing I can do about that"
5204Kōlin Uzumaki: "I try my best to ignore those kinds of people"
5205Richard Welkins: "Yeah I guess, but it just seemed so overtly gross we wanted do something."
5206Monte Miyamoto nods "It just felt wrong not telling you in case you didn't know."
5207Kōlin Uzumaki: "Well, I won't let other people ruin my fun, even if they're perverts"
5208"But thanks for speaking out anyways"
5209Monte Miyamoto: "Sorry we interrupted."
5210Richard Welkins: "You really go at it with that game huh?"
5211Kōlin Uzumaki: "no problem"
5212"I'd only be bothered if you guys were the ones staring, any other idiot with half a brain? I couldn't care less for them"
5213Kōlin Uzumaki goes back to playing
5214Kōlin Uzumaki: (The twist is that they were both staring too)
5215( :^^^^^^) )
5216Richard Welkins: (well I mean)
5217Monte Miyamoto: (it's sort of necessary to notice)
5218"Wait, why would she be bothered if it was us?"
5219Richard Welkins: "Cause we're friends and I guess it'd be more wrong if we were looking at her like they did?"
5220Richard Welkins scratches his head. "I think?"
5221Richard Welkins: (also you can't expect these young boys to NOT make a passing glance between rounds of games tbh :^^^) )
5222Kōlin Uzumaki: (wooooow)
5223(Tittes hypnotize all young men)
5224Richard Welkins: (nothing any of them can do about it :^) )
5225Monte Miyamoto: (it's true)
5226Kōlin Uzumaki: (One point for Heide, 0 for Shinobu)
5227Monte Miyamoto: "Huh..."
5228after a while the day start to end as you all had fun
5229Halfrid Uzumaki: "That was great"
5230Kōlin Uzumaki: "Indeed, I had fun"
5231Shinobu Hisakawa: (hard for shinobu to get points when she's not there)
5232Monte Miyamoto: "It's always nice getting out to the arcade."
5233Shinobu Hisakawa: (she was busy being a good friend :^))
5234Kōlin Uzumaki: (Yeah but she doesn't have a D cup)
5235Richard Welkins: (oh so now she does want to score points)
5236Kōlin Uzumaki: (yeah)
5237(What Jazz said)
5238Shinobu Hisakawa: (she can't compete with trust fund babies who get everything done for them and have time to kill)
5239Richard Welkins: (so she does want to compete :^) )
5240Richard Welkins stretches his arms behind his back. "Yeah, the arcades at home are alright but that one's got so much."
5241Monte Miyamoto: "And it helps that there's enough machines that you're not always waiting in line."
5242Halfrid Uzumaki: "Definetely"
5243Shinobu Hisakawa: (where did I say she didn't tho)
5244Richard Welkins: ("citation needed")
5245Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah, to her wanting his dick from the moment she saw him)
5246Richard Welkins: (lel)
5247Halfrid Uzumaki grabs Moe and lifts him, sitting him on her shoulder
5248Shinobu Hisakawa: (for a moment I thought she sat on her own shoulder)
5249Halfrid Uzumaki: (Trained in yoga)
5250Richard Welkins wipes his brow.
5251Halfrid Uzumaki: "Moe you want us to drive you home?"
5252"I brought the car"
5253Kōlin Uzumaki: "There's not enough space for everyone"
5254"Me and Richard can head home in the bus, while you take Moe home"
5255"We're closer home anyways"
5256Shinobu Hisakawa: (woah)
5257(ojou prefers to take the pleb mode of transportation)
5258Kōlin Uzumaki: (Ability to sacrifice luxury for friends)
5259Monte Miyamoto blushes "You can't just scoop me up like th- Wait what?"
5260Kōlin Uzumaki: "Or rather"
5261Richard Welkins: "She can and she will."
5262Kōlin Uzumaki: "I'll call a limo"
5263"Must be one nearby"
5264Kōlin Uzumaki looks at Richard "your choice"
5265Halfrid Uzumaki: "Hey Moe have you ever been in a Lombardini Diablo?"
5266Monte Miyamoto: "At a car show once."
5267Richard Welkins shrugs. "Whatever you prefer."
5268Kōlin Uzumaki: "Limo then"
5269Richard Welkins: (brb)
5270Halfrid Uzumaki: "Okay then"
5271Halfrid Uzumaki gets to the car and shoves you in
5272Richard Welkins: 9
5273(fuck)
5274(then they both got raped)
5275(brb still)
5276Halfrid Uzumaki: "By Kolin"
5277Halfrid Uzumaki waves as she leaves in the car with Moe
5278Shinobu Hisakawa: (by)
5279you're driving home as Halfrid looks at you "Hey Moe"
5280Halfrid Uzumaki has a smug smile "You were looking at my sister when she was playing weren't you?"
5281Monte Miyamoto: "How else would Richard and I have noticed why the crowd was gathering?"
5282Halfrid Uzumaki laughs "ya lil pervert"
5283Monte Miyamoto: "Wh-what are you talking about?!"
5284Halfrid Uzumaki: "Don't act all innocent like"
5285"fufufufu"
5286"Betcha you were staring at her assets while she was playing didnt'cha"
5287Halfrid Uzumaki pokes your shoulder "eh? eh? eh? betcha you did"
5288Shinobu Hisakawa: (then they crash cause she's not looking at the road)
5289Monte Miyamoto: "I already said I noticed why the crowd was forming didn't I?"
5290Halfrid Uzumaki: "Yeah, that makes ya a lil pervert"
5291Monte Miyamoto: "You might as well call Dick a pervert while you're at it."
5292Halfrid Uzumaki: "Undressing my sis with your evil stare"
5293Monte Miyamoto: "I was not!"
5294Halfrid Uzumaki: "Yeah you did, thinking how she would look all oiled up didntcha?"
5295Halfrid Uzumaki giggles
5296Shinobu Hisakawa: (why oiled up)
5297Halfrid Uzumaki: "Wearing a small bikini too"
5298"I can see it in your eyes boy, you can't lie to me"
5299Shinobu Hisakawa: (she sure has impure thoughts about her sister)
5300Monte Miyamoto: "Why are you thinking about your sister oiled up?"
5301Halfrid Uzumaki: "Cause everyone looks hotter when they're oiled up"
5302"That's a fact"
5303Richard Welkins: (craftily dodged)
5304Shinobu Hisakawa: (:thinking:)
5305Richard Welkins: (by moe)
5306Halfrid Uzumaki: "And top dodging the question"
5307(stop*)
5308Richard Welkins: (when did doujah get here)
5309Monte Miyamoto: "I'm not! You're the one going into weird details I wouldn't think of!"
5310Halfrid Uzumaki: "Hmmm, maybe it wasn't my sister, but me~"
5311"Could that be it?"
5312Monte Miyamoto: "I wasn't thinking about either of you like that!"
5313Shinobu Hisakawa: (he was thinking about richard)
5314Halfrid Uzumaki: (yeah)
5315Richard Welkins: (this tbh
5316(in reality, it's the two sisters who have the impure thoughts of dick and moe)
5317(fuckin fujos)
5318Halfrid Uzumaki stops at a red light as she starts to get her face closer and closer to Moe "really~?"
5319Monte Miyamoto starts leaning back "Yes, really."
5320Halfrid Uzumaki starts laughing
5321Silica Gimmes: (warned you bro)
5322(warned you bout snu snu)
5323Halfrid Uzumaki: "Okay okay I'll stop"
5324"man you face gets really funny when you get flustered"
5325Halfrid Uzumaki keeps laughing "Don't worry Moe, I know you're not the kind of guy to perv on innocent ladies"
5326Richard Welkins: (don't worry bro call me anytime and tell me to get revenge)
5327Monte Miyamoto: "Th-thank you."
5328Halfrid Uzumaki: "just busting your chops"
5329Halfrid Uzumaki punches your shoulder
5330Richard Welkins: (kills him)
5331Monte Miyamoto: "Ow."
5332Halfrid Uzumaki: "don't be a baby"
5333Shinobu Hisakawa: (his forearm bones are dust)
5334Halfrid Uzumaki: (arm has to be amputated now)
5335Monte Miyamoto: "I'm kidding, it wasn't that bad."
5336Halfrid Uzumaki: (Current status: internally crying in pain)
5337Halfrid Uzumaki arrives at your house
5338Halfrid Uzumaki: "Moe dear can you give me a goodbye kiss before you leave?"
5339Shinobu Hisakawa: (she took him all the way back home)
5340Monte Miyamoto: "Wh-what?"
5341Shinobu Hisakawa: (have fun getting to school tomorrow)
5342Halfrid Uzumaki: "C'mon"
5343"You're not gonna leave your date without a kiss on the cheek aren't you?"
5344Monte Miyamoto: "I thought it wasn't a date."
5345Halfrid Uzumaki: "just a lil kiss to remember you by"
5346Halfrid Uzumaki pokes her cheek
5347Shinobu Hisakawa: (will she forget about him otherwise)
5348Monte Miyamoto: "You say that like this won't happen again in a week or so."
5349Halfrid Uzumaki laughs
5350Halfrid Uzumaki: "C'mon then, I shouldn't be parking here"
5351"Seeya next week or so"
5352Monte Miyamoto gets out "Seeya then."
5353Halfrid Uzumaki fist bumps you
5354Monte Miyamoto returns the fist bump
5355Shinobu Hisakawa: (she'll keep punching him until he kisses her)
5356(or until he dies)
5357Halfrid Uzumaki: (easiest method tbh)
5358(Certified tsundere tactic)
5359Shinobu Hisakawa: (but she's not tsundere)
5360Monte Miyamoto: (she's not tsundere at all)
5361Halfrid Uzumaki: (I know)
5362(Just making the joke that what Sax said usually applies to tsunderes)
5363Meanwhile in a Limo
5364Kōlin Uzumaki: "Do you wish something to drink?"
5365Monte Miyamoto: (yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mommy milky)
5366Kōlin Uzumaki: (There's Mommy, but no milk)
5367Richard Welkins: (not yet)
5368Kōlin Uzumaki: (gotta impregnate for that)
5369Richard Welkins: "Whatcha' got?"
5370(also is this a big limo or is she cramped)
5371Kōlin Uzumaki: (Big enough for her)
5372"Champagne, Wine, all kinds of alcohol..."
5373"Oh here's some water"
5374"And some soda"
5375Richard Welkins: "Soda please."
5376Kōlin Uzumaki: "...wanna taste the wine?"
5377"Haven't drank it myself"
5378Richard Welkins raises any eyebrow.
5379Richard Welkins: (lel an*)
5380Kōlin Uzumaki: (He's switching between them)
5381Shinobu Hisakawa: (hey wanna get wasted haha)
5382Richard Welkins: (she said taste)
5383Shinobu Hisakawa: (but is it what she meant)
5384Kōlin Uzumaki: (yes)
5385Richard Welkins: (who knows)
5386Kōlin Uzumaki: (Just a lil taste)
5387Richard Welkins: (yeah but if she likes it)
5388Shinobu Hisakawa: (how much is a little for a half-oni)
5389Kōlin Uzumaki: (A gulp)
5390Richard Welkins: (another fair point)
5391Kōlin Uzumaki: (Richard can't get drunk with one cup of wine can he)
5392Monte Miyamoto: (could get pretty fuckin' buzzed)
5393Richard Welkins: (lol nigga do you know how easy it is for 15 year olds to get drunk
5394Monte Miyamoto: (he's 15 and probably has little to no experience with alcohol)
5395(one drink is plenty)
5396Kōlin Uzumaki: (yeah, so it's perfect)
5397Richard Welkins: (perfect for what)
5398Monte Miyamoto: (keep in mind I'm a grown man and I can be put down like a pit bull by 3 beers)
5399Kōlin Uzumaki: (nobody's fault if one rapes the other)
5400Richard Welkins: (oh I see you're trying for drunken sloven limo sex like some yuppy fucks)
5401Shinobu Hisakawa: (>5'3)
5402(>grown)
5403Richard Welkins: (ouch)
5404Kōlin Uzumaki: (#owned)
5405Silica Gimmes: (got'em)
5406Monte Miyamoto: (ain't getting any taller)
5407Richard Welkins: (cause you don't drink YER MILK)
5408Monte Miyamoto: (I do tho)
5409Kōlin Uzumaki: (he was 4'3 before)
5410Shinobu Hisakawa: (shoulda bought the water filters)
5411Monte Miyamoto: (shoulda filtered my water years ago)
5412Kōlin Uzumaki: "Just one cup"
5413"Can't be too bad"
5414Shinobu Hisakawa: (so the ojou is more forward after all)
5415(the other one just wants a kiss while she goes straight for third base)
5416Kōlin Uzumaki: (She doesn't know that)
5417(just a sippy between friends)
5418(Nothing can go wrong)
5419Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmmmmm."
5420"Well if you're going to..I'd want just a little sample taste."
5421Kōlin Uzumaki serves half a cup for both of you
5422Kōlin Uzumaki: "Cheers"
5423Richard Welkins: (a little taste)
5424Kōlin Uzumaki: (Reminder this is a half oni)
5425Richard Welkins: (gives half a cup)
5426(dumb oni more like)
5427"Y-Yeah cheers."
5428Richard Welkins looks at the cup for a second before taking a sip.
5429Richard Welkins coughs for a second. "Oh."
5430Kōlin Uzumaki drinks the cup
5431Kōlin Uzumaki: "huh"
5432"That's not so bad"
5433Richard Welkins: "Are oni inclined to handle this stuff more or something?"
5434Shinobu Hisakawa: (racist)
5435Richard Welkins: (#hbd)
5436Kōlin Uzumaki: "Probably"
5437"It tastes quite well"
5438"Want some more?"
5439Richard Welkins: "Uh I think I'm good."
5440Richard Welkins takes another sip trying not to cough this time.
5441you both get home slightly buzzed, but at least not drunk
5442Kōlin Uzumaki: "hrrrrmmmm"
5443Kōlin Uzumaki goes to her bed and plops in it
5444guess she's a sleepy drunk
5445Richard Welkins goes to the fridge and starts eating some cold leftovers.
5446Halfrid Uzumaki: "Heya"
5447Halfrid Uzumaki arrives as she opens the door
5448Richard Welkins: "..sup"
5449Halfrid Uzumaki: "I'm going to bed"
5450"Night night"
5451Richard Welkins speaks with his mouth full. "g'night"
5452April 14th
5453it's back to class once again as you meet with your classmates
5454Hana has given Moe a melon cake to give to Silica
5455Monte Miyamoto: (also went to the bookstore on my way to class tbh)
5456Shinobu Hisakawa: (oh yeah that)
5457Halfrid Uzumaki: (Class starts early tough)
5458Shinobu Hisakawa: (then they have to return the books after class)
5459Monte Miyamoto: (before the book store opens?)
5460Halfrid Uzumaki: (yeah)
5461Monte Miyamoto: (alright then, after class I guess)
5462(I'll channel the bateman)
5463recess comes by as Moe gets to see Silica to give her the melon cake
5464Moe, you see Silica minding her own business or something
5465Monte Miyamoto waves as he approaches trying to get her attention "Hey, Silica."
5466Silica Gimmes pivots around and gives a small wave. "Yo."
5467Monte Miyamoto holds up the box with the small cake inside "Hana sent this with me."
5468Silica Gimmes clasps her hands and her eyes light up. "Ohhhhhhhhh, cake!"
5469inside the box is a melon cake with a happy face on it
5470Monte Miyamoto: "She did say she'd send them along for you after all."
5471Silica Gimmes: "I wasn't sure if she was just putting on airs or not."
5472"She's the real deal, though."
5473before you can eat it Danielle appears as she walks towards Moe
5474Danielle Kusanagi: "Hey Moe"
5475Danielle Kusanagi "accidentally" elbows Silica away hard enough that she makes her throw the cake on the floor
5476Danielle Kusanagi: "How you been?"
5477Monte Miyamoto looks down at the cake "Well I was doing just fine until now."
5478Richard Welkins: (pick it up and splat her face)
5479Silica Gimmes just stares at the splattered cake, getting teary eyed.
5480Danielle Kusanagi: "What happened?"
5481Richard Welkins: (do it)
5482Monte Miyamoto: "Oh somebody rudely stomped up to me and knocked an expensive cake that my sister worked hard on right out of a friend's hand."
5483Danielle Kusanagi: "Really?"
5484Danielle Kusanagi looks at Silica "Oh I'm so sorry!"
5485Danielle Kusanagi: "I didn't notice you there"
5486Danielle Kusanagi has a bitch smile on her face
5487Monte Miyamoto: "Have you ever had muskmelon cake?"
5488Silica Gimmes tries to control her anger with controlled breathing.
5489Richard Welkins: (GO BABY GO)
5490Danielle Kusanagi grabs Silica by her shoulder as she whispers "It was too good for a murderer like you anyways"
5491Monte Miyamoto: (all she has to do is answer the question wrong)
5492Monte Miyamoto picks up what he can of the cake
5493Monte Miyamoto: "Well if that's what you think, here, have the whole thing."
5494rolling 4d6
5495(
54965
5497+
54982
5499+
55005
5501+
55021
5503)
5504= 13
5505Richard Welkins: (owned epic style)
5506Shinobu Hisakawa: (check em)
5507Monte Miyamoto casually tosses the cake into her face
5508Danielle Kusanagi: (is there anything Silica does as well)
5509Shinobu Hisakawa: (pulls out her gat and ices her)
5510Monte Miyamoto: "It was bad enough that you ruined a beautiful cake for such a petty reason, but then you admit it to my face and assume I won't hear you."
5511Silica Gimmes punches Danielle right in her cake covered face, yelling "You BITCH!"
5512Richard Welkins: (lol)
5513Danielle Kusanagi: (Tought bunny ears don't hear well enough)
5514(Fatal mistake)
5515Shinobu Hisakawa: (dabbed on and nae-nae'd epic style)
5516Monte Miyamoto tries to hold Silica back after the punch is thrown "Woah, that's enough!"
5517Danielle Kusanagi gets decked as she looks at both of you as she starts to cry "h-how could you!"
5518Danielle Kusanagi: "I-It was an accident!"
5519Danielle Kusanagi runs away
5520Richard Welkins: (lol yeah ok)
5521Monte Miyamoto: (yeah it was an accident that I overheard you, snide bitch)
552210 minutes later
5523Silica Gimmes struggles against Monte, wanting to run her down.
5524"Monte Miyamoto and Silica Gimmes, please head to the principal's office"
5525Monte Miyamoto sighs "I knew something like this would happen..."
5526Silica Gimmes: "Fuck her. I bet she's behind all this."
5527Silica Gimmes angrily stomps off to the office.
5528Monte Miyamoto starts heading to the office
5529you both reach the office as Danielle is there crying and the principal looks at you both
5530Itsurugi Ito: "Please take a seat"
5531Monte Miyamoto sits down "Yes, sir."
5532Silica Gimmes plops down in a chair, arms crossed.
5533Richard Welkins: (he summons a cake and throws it her face again)
5534Silica Gimmes: (rude)
5535Monte Miyamoto: ("Good job kids, I've decided to appoint you to the thot patrol.")
5536Silica Gimmes: (kek)
5537Itsurugi Ito: "Miss Kusanagi has told me of the situation, and you two are in serious trouble"
5538"You have overeacted to an accident with violence"
5539Shinobu Hisakawa: (oh yeah, what about the meeting they already had scheduled)
5540Richard Welkins: (lol)
5541Itsurugi Ito: (That was after class)
5542(this is during class)
5543Shinobu Hisakawa: (cause Shinobu has the photos which can easily get them out of trouble)
5544Monte Miyamoto: "I didn't do what I did because of the accident."
5545"It was because of what she said after doing it."
5546Silica Gimmes just kind of sits there, stewing.
5547Danielle Kusanagi is crying "I-I-I didn't say anything, I was just saying I'm sorry"
5548Danielle Kusanagi: "B-but I guess I said it too quietly and it got confused"
5549Monte Miyamoto: "She whispered into Silica's ear so that nobody would hear, but I heard her clear as day."
5550"Her exact words were 'It was too good for a murderer like you anyways'."
5551Danielle Kusanagi: "I-I-I know there's a lot of tension"
5552Silica Gimmes just glares daggers at the thot before her.
5553Danielle Kusanagi: "but I didn't want to make any commotion!"
5554Itsurugi Ito: "So it's your word, against hers"
5555Shinobu Hisakawa: (and her parents have more money)
5556(gg)
5557Monte Miyamoto: (wrong)
5558(her parents spend more money)
5559Itsurugi Ito: (yeah, who's more famous that Momo lmao)
5560Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah but does fame directly translate to wealth)
5561Itsurugi Ito: (true)
5562Richard Welkins: (aliyah dabs in the distance)
5563Monte Miyamoto: (that's the key distinction, they throw their money around unlike Momo who just silently contributes to the community with his vast wealth)
5564Itsurugi Ito: "I wish to believe both of you, seeing as you're both great students, and haven't been in any trouble just yet"
5565"However, I can't help but feel as if you're defending Silica due to friendship"
5566Richard Welkins: (you both get 50 lashes with a wet noodle)
5567Monte Miyamoto: "Who else will defend her?"
5568Itsurugi Ito: "why would Ms Kusanagi say something so horrible as that?"
5569Monte Miyamoto: "Because the entire school hates Silica enough that she believes she can get away with it."
5570Danielle Kusanagi: "I-I've always been nice to Monty, but he just treats me like this"
5571"I-I-I think he just hates me"
5572Monte Miyamoto: "We were trying to arrange a meeting with you about this last week, but you weren't in."
5573Itsurugi Ito: "Yes, well you say things like this, but then actively attack students"
5574"How do you want to find a solution if miss Gimmes is attacking students?"
5575Monte Miyamoto: "Why do you think she'd lash out like that?"
5576Richard Welkins: (what do you expect when you let your students go on a school wide harassment campaign you impudent fuck)
5577Monte Miyamoto: "I realize the reputation she has but do you really think she'd just punch somebody unprovoked?"
5578Itsurugi Ito: "As far as I see, there has been no problem at school, and you're the only one notifying such a complaint"
5579Shinobu Hisakawa: (except the part where a girl died)
5580Monte Miyamoto: "So bullying doesn't exist in this school because I'm the only one who's actually come to tell you about it?"
5581Shinobu Hisakawa: (and she's getting blamed for it)
5582Monte Miyamoto: "With all due respect sir, a girl killed herself last week!"
5583Shinobu Hisakawa: (this nigga wild)
5584Itsurugi Ito: "Lower your tone!"
5585Danielle Kusanagi: "I-It's okay sir"
5586"maybe they're blowing some problems out of proportion, b-but I understand the stress Silica is going trough"
5587Silica Gimmes: "Let me tell you something, you old fuck. My desk has been trashed and covered with insults. Every single student here takes any chance to trip me, hit me, elbow me, even cop a feel. Bathroom walls are covered with insults about me, my DORM ROOM in YOUR SCHOOL was trashed. Including my roomates stuff."
5588Shinobu Hisakawa: (woah)
5589Silica Gimmes gets up and gets closer to him. "And you think there isn't a problem? All these kids going after me because a SPELL BACKFIRED A YEAR AGO?"
5590Richard Welkins: (oh shit she's about physically explode)
5591Shinobu Hisakawa: (gonna allahu akbar him and the thot)
5592Richard Welkins: (inshallah)
5593Monte Miyamoto: "Silica..."
5594Silica as you keep talking you feel something in you start to build up slowly, kinda like a wind up toy or a clockwork machine
5595Silica Gimmes points at the thot beside her. "While this absolute worthless specimen sits here playing the world's smallest fiddle crying the worst godsdamned crocodile tears I've ever seen."
5596you're probably not noticing it tough
5597Shinobu Hisakawa: (so is she feeling it or not)
5598Silica Gimmes: "All because I have the AUDACITY to not follow your cookie cutter curriculum and try to innovate in a highly experimental field of magic."
5599Danielle Kusanagi: (She's really feeling it)
5600Silica Gimmes: "I've done things your fucking 3rd year teachers don't understand, WON'T understand, and REFUSE to TRY to understand."
5601Shinobu Hisakawa: (did she say the holobunga didn't happen)
5602Silica Gimmes: "And then they act worse than the little bunch of bitches you call students, going in on these games, looking the other way, and actively encouraging the kids to go after me."
5603"All because YOUR administration doesn't know why the FUCK my ex-roomate jumped off a building, as it certainly wasn't suicide."
5604"So you use the quirky girl as an excuse to get yourself out of trouble."
5605"FUCK YOU!"
5606Silica Gimmes walks out of the office in a huff.
5607Monte Miyamoto looks shocked and watches Silica go
5608the moment you say that you can feel that machine start to whirr harder and harder as the pent up emotions start to swell up
5609Richard Welkins: (does she have the thingy)
5610Silica Gimmes walks back in for a moment. "I'll take military school over this absolute BULLSHIT!"
5611Danielle Kusanagi: (no)
5612(You'll see)
5613Shinobu Hisakawa: (the what thingy)
5614Richard Welkins: (guida has a magic heart thing)
5615Silica Gimmes gives a parting double middle finger combo.
5616Richard Welkins: (thought it was something like that)
5617after a few moments walking, the emotions start to swell up even more, not by your own will
5618Shinobu Hisakawa: (she gonna go super saiyan 3)
5619the desire to scream to the heaves, to start crying
5620Shinobu Hisakawa: (like a rick and morty fan denied the reddit sauce)
5621Danielle Kusanagi: (*heavens)
5622Silica Gimmes "Fucking Gods DAMNIT! I didn't do anything to deserve this!"
5623Silica Gimmes: (yells)
5624Richard Welkins: (WOOOOOOAH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
5625(moe, i'm already a demon)
5626Silica Gimmes finally gets to her dorm room, but she's too angry to ever sit down.
5627Silica Gimmes: (even)
5628Shinobu Hisakawa: (good thing they cut the noose)
5629Silica Gimmes: (KEK)
5630Danielle Kusanagi: (lmao)
5631Silica Gimmes thoughts are racing through her mind. She's getting expelled, that's for sure. No friends. Her sister is going to hate her, her parents will cut ties with her.
5632Shinobu Hisakawa: (so where are dick and shinobu while this goes down)
5633Richard Welkins: (in class)
5634Danielle Kusanagi: (Actually)
5635(lemme wait for Silica to finish there)
5636Silica Gimmes she's wasted over half her life on a bet that's about to become all for nil.
5637Silica Gimmes starts crying angry tears.
5638Silica Gimmes: "Fuck, fuck, fuckity, FUCK!"
5639something inside you starts to talk "Do you seek an answer out of this?" it doesn't feel alien, it just feels like you thinking to yourself
5640"Do you seek an escape from this madness?"
5641Richard Welkins: (epic)
5642Shinobu Hisakawa: (jump out the window to own the libs)
5643Silica Gimmes thinks to herself. "A complete do-over. That's the only way out."
5644something inside you finally breaks as all emotions drain and you are in a black place now...
5645MEANWHILE
5646Shinobu Hisakawa: (teleported to detroit)
5647Itsurugi Ito looks at the explosion from the girl as he can only pinch his brow
5648Itsurugi Ito: "Ms Kusanagi, you can go back to class now"
5649Danielle Kusanagi: "Y-yes sir"
5650the girl leaves with a hit of a smug smile as the principal looks at you
5651Itsurugi Ito: "That is not the reaction of a girl who's just blowing things out of proportion"
5652Itsurugi Ito clasps his hands
5653Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah so maybe you should examine it further)
5654Richard Welkins: (smiles smugly despite literally not getting her way lmao)
5655Monte Miyamoto: "That's why I'm worried enough to act like that, sir."
5656Itsurugi Ito: "Perhaps this is worth investigating"
5657"The girl has been troublesome before"
5658Monte Miyamoto: "There might be something else to this."
5659"Did any of the security notice anything...odd about the girl who jumped?"
5660Itsurugi Ito: "but If what she says is truly real, then nobody deserves this"
5661"No"
5662"And that's as far as you'll be able to know about it"
5663Monte Miyamoto: "Well I wanted to tell you what we saw."
5664"There was some sort of...black liquid dripping out of her eyes and nose and so on."
5665Itsurugi Ito: "Mr Miyamoto, I do not wish to hear more about the girl"
5666Shinobu Hisakawa: (too bad fucker)
5667(you got a meeting scheduled)
5668Itsurugi Ito: "it's the job of the police to figure out what happened to Mrs Tsurugi"
5669Monte Miyamoto: "Okay..."
5670Itsurugi Ito: "As for Silica, I will contact her parents and inform them of her situation"
5671"Please do check on her after class if you could"
5672"It seems she has a lot on her shoulders"
5673Monte Miyamoto: "I was going to anyway."
5674you go back to class as you meet with Richard
5675Itsurugi Ito: (if you wanna inform him the situation and shit)
5676Monte Miyamoto: "Hey, have you seen Silica around at all?"
5677Richard Welkins raises his head from his arms. "Uhhhh, no she was with you wasn't she?"
5678Monte Miyamoto: "Er, that's the thing."
5679Shinobu Hisakawa: (if he went back to class where's shinobu)
5680Monte Miyamoto: "I gave her the cake and then things went bad."\
5681Itsurugi Ito: (Oh right they're in the same class)
5682(She's there as well)
5683Shinobu Hisakawa: (good job)
5684Itsurugi Ito: (I don't get paid to be a good GM stop busting my balls)
5685Shinobu Hisakawa: "Bad how?"
5686Monte Miyamoto: "Small scuffle."
5687Richard Welkins: "What?"
5688Monte Miyamoto: (is Danielle around?)
5689Itsurugi Ito: (Yeah, tough she's away from your seat)
5690Monte Miyamoto lowers his voice "Well Danielle showed up and elbowed Silica hard enough that the cake got dropped."
5691Monte Miyamoto: "And then she said some stuff and I got upset and threw the cake in her face."
5692"...and then Silica punched her."
5693Shinobu Hisakawa: "That doesn't sound bad so far."
5694Richard Welkins: "Haha nice."
5695Monte Miyamoto: (kek)
5696Richard Welkins: "I assume she ran with her tail between her legs to the principal then?"
5697Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah..."
5698"And while we were there Silica really blew up."
5699"I think she left school so I was thinking we might want to go looking for her soon."
5700Shinobu Hisakawa: "Have you checked the room yet?"
5701"Though I guess you wouldn't have the time."
5702Monte Miyamoto: "I would have if I did."
5703Richard Welkins: "That'd be the first place to look I suppose."
5704Shinobu Hisakawa: "We still have that meeting with the principal scheduled after class."
5705Richard Welkins: "Be better if we had her with us for it."
5706Shinobu Hisakawa: "And I have some photos of our room after we returned from that party at your sister's house."
5707"We spent the rest of the weekend cleaning it up."
5708Shinobu Hisakawa shows them the photos.
5709Monte Miyamoto: "Oh wow...she mentioned that when she blew up but wow."
5710Shinobu Hisakawa: "Probably worth mentioning at the meeting."
5711Richard Welkins: "Yeesh."
5712Richard Welkins taps his chin. "I really wonder who could be behind this."
5713Shinobu Hisakawa: "Which part of it?"
5714Richard Welkins: "The room being trashed."
5715Shinobu Hisakawa shrugs. "Could be anyone, really."
5716Richard Welkins: "Could be."
5717Shinobu Hisakawa: "There's that classmate of Silica's who seems to particularly hate her."
5718"But there's also half the school."
5719"Maybe a group effort."
5720"For such a renowned academy, they aren't very good at handling their students."
5721Richard Welkins: "Could've become complacent after being so highly regarded."
5722Shinobu Hisakawa: "If nothing else, we should try to get the principal to make a public statement to dispel the rumors."
5723"Of course it won't fix everything, but it's a start."
5724Richard Welkins: "yeah."
5725Monte Miyamoto: "Hopefully..."
5726classes end as you're free to do whatever you want
5727Monte Miyamoto: "Should we try to find Silica before the meeting?"
5728Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah."
5729"Let's check the room first."
5730Richard Welkins: "Lead the way."
5731Monte Miyamoto follows Shinobu
5732you head to the dorms as you open the door...
5733Shinobu Hisakawa: (number 15)
5734(burger king foot lettuce)
5735and you see Silica standing still
5736her eyes pitch black
5737it takes a few seconds until she blinks and her eyes go back to normal
5738tough she doesn't seem normal at all...
5739Shinobu Hisakawa: "Silica?"
5740Silica Gimmes looks at all three of you in rapid succession. "Hello."
5741Shinobu Hisakawa: "Are you, uh, okay?"
5742Silica Gimmes replies with a flat-toned, "Yes."
5743Richard Welkins: "Oh you saw it too?"
5744Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah..."
5745Richard Welkins: "Okay good."
5746Shinobu Hisakawa: "Whatever it is, it's not good."
5747Richard Welkins waves his hand in front of Silica's face.
5748Monte Miyamoto: "Are you sure you're okay Silica?"
5749Richard Welkins: "Uuuuuuhhhhhhh..."
5750Silica Gimmes: "Yes, I'm fine."
5751Silica Gimmes finally blinks.
5752Shinobu Hisakawa: "So... Monte told us about what happened earlier."
5753"We still have that meeting scheduled, and I've got photos of our room before we cleaned it up. We probably can make a decent case."
5754(you there godot)
5755Richard Welkins: (wakey wakey)
5756Silica Gimmes: ( ;) )
5757Richard Welkins: "Uhhhhhh.."
5758Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Silica?"
5759Silica Gimmes sits on her bed. "Why would I?"
5760Shinobu Hisakawa: "What?"
5761Richard Welkins: "Why would you go to the principal's?"
5762Silica Gimmes: "Yes."
5763Richard Welkins: "To help clear your name?"
5764"We talked about this."
5765Monte Miyamoto: "You even blew up about it earlier."
5766Silica Gimmes lies down on her bed, staring at the ceiling. "Wouldn't make a difference."
5767Shinobu Hisakawa: "...What made you change your mind that fast?"
5768Silica Gimmes: "Calming down."
5769Shinobu Hisakawa looks at the other two.
5770Monte Miyamoto squints at Silica "What?"
5771Silica Gimmes yawns. "I'm tired. Leave."
5772Shinobu Hisakawa: "That black thing... did it get her now?"
5773Richard Welkins: "Yeah, not buying it, something's very wrong."
5774Monte Miyamoto: "Very."
5775Shinobu Hisakawa steps outside the room, beckoning the two to do the same.
5776Richard Welkins steps out.
5777Monte Miyamoto goes with them
5778Monte Miyamoto: "What do we do?"
5779Shinobu Hisakawa: "I think we should just tell the principal all of it, including what we saw just now."
5780Richard Welkins: "Yeah but if we leave her alone.."
5781Shinobu Hisakawa: "If he doesn't find that worthy of investigation, I'm not sure how he even got to that position."
5782"True..."
5783Monte Miyamoto: "He already said he was going to investigate after she blew up in his office."
5784"I'm not sure what to do though."
5785Shinobu Hisakawa: "I think it's important we tell him this, too."
5786"You guys go, it's my room too, so I'll keep an eye on her."
5787Richard Welkins nods. "Alright.
5788Shinobu Hisakawa: (she'll send them the photos)
5789Itsurugi Ito: (Accidentally sends nudes)
5790Monte Miyamoto: "Just send the pictures."
5791Richard Welkins: (kek)
5792Shinobu Hisakawa: (she's a pure girl so she doesn't do that)
5793"Right."
5794Richard Welkins: (mr principal take a look at these)
5795Itsurugi Ito: (I showed you my dick answer me)
5796Richard Welkins heads for the principal's office.
5797Monte Miyamoto: (damn son that's some fine pussy you're pounding but why show me)
5798Shinobu Hisakawa: (she doesn't have a dick tho)
5799Itsurugi Ito: (That's what she says)
5800Monte Miyamoto goes with him
5801Shinobu Hisakawa goes back into the room.
5802MEANWHILE
5803Silica, you wake up sitting on a golden throne as legions of soldiers bow towards you
5804Someone: "ALL HAIL QUEEN GIMMES"
5805Richard Welkins: (oh shit i played this video game)
5806Shinobu Hisakawa: (I understood that undertale reference)
5807Silica Gimmes blinks a few times, surveying the room.
5808it's a lavish hall, with statues of yourself scattered trought
5809gold all around
5810Silica Gimmes thinks to herself, trying to remember what happened. "Did I die?"
5811Someone: "No Ma'am, your dreams of greatness have been made true"
5812"You command this entire castle, greater than anything your family could have made"
5813Silica Gimmes is a bit startled, "So, they're not here?"
5814Someone: "No Ma'am they aren't"
5815Silica Gimmes: "What about those assholes from school? And the few that weren't assholes... and my sister."
5816Someone: "All who have done you wrong are gone"
5817"All who you wish to meet, you shall be able to"
5818Silica Gimmes looks confused and a little glum.
5819Silica Gimmes: "But this is all mine, then?"
5820Someone: "Yes"
5821Silica Gimmes gets up, dusting off her queenly dress.
5822Silica Gimmes commands the nearest attendant. "I wish to survey my domain. Take me to the tallest balcony."
5823some serfs arrive with one of those movable thrones that slaves carry
5824Silica Gimmes sits down beaming a bit.
5825you're carried to the top of the castle where you can see a great kingdom and a beatiful sight in the distance, as your castle is guarded by a big lake and archers on every corner
5826Someone: "Everything that exists is at your command Ma'am"
5827Silica Gimmes smiles looking out over her domain, pushing aside earlier concerns. "As it should be."
5828in the middle of the kingdom, a golden statue of yourself stands tall
5829Someone: "Is there anything else that you wish your excellency?"
5830Silica Gimmes: "The finest melon cake in the land. A feast fit for someone as excellent as Us."
5831Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
5832Someone: "Shall it be served with the diamond or golden cutlery?"
5833Richard Welkins: (bravo)
5834Silica Gimmes says haughtily. "Gold encrusted with diamonds, you imbecile."
5835Shinobu Hisakawa: (she gonna look like boogie by the time they snap her out of it)
5836Someone: "Yes your excellency, please forgive me for my insolence"
5837Someone grabs your throne room and takes you to the dining room...
5838BACK IN THE REAL WORLD
5839Shinobu Hisakawa: (>grabs your throne room)
5840Someone: (Yeah)
5841(They bring the entire throne room)
5842(So she doesn't have to even get up and change chairs)
5843you're in the principal office as he looks at the pictures
5844Itsurugi Ito: "I would have never believe such a thing could be happening in this school"
5845"An investigation will be started immedieately on this matter"
5846"and whoever is behind this will face serious consequences"
5847Richard Welkins: (what goes on in the back of old nigga's minds when they realize whose kids these are)
5848"There's something else."
5849"We went to check on Silica before we came here, and when we first went into her room she was just standing there with her eyes pitch black....Just like Tsurugi."
5850Shinobu Hisakawa: (tired desu)
5851(gonna go to bed)
5852Itsurugi Ito: (ye no problemo)
5853Itsurugi Ito thinks about what you say
5854Itsurugi Ito: "Do you have anything to prove this?"
5855Monte Miyamoto: "Just what we saw."
5856Richard Welkins: "Oh well no, it was only a few seconds."
5857"But she's been acting different."
5858"Eerily despondent."
5859Monte Miyamoto: "Disturbingly calm."
5860Itsurugi Ito: "Well, I cannot investigate that which has no proofs"
5861"And this new attitude can simply come from the effect of the abuse, it is impossible to truly know"
5862"I will do something about this situation"
5863"But what you talk about with pitch black eyes, I'd recommend to not look to strongly into it"
5864"Perhaps just a trick of the light, or something easily explainable"
5865"You can go now"
5866Richard Welkins: "..Okay."
5867Monte Miyamoto: "Yes sir..."
5868Richard Welkins slightly bows before walking out.
5869Monte Miyamoto does the same
5870you're left on your own as you've got nothing else to do in school...
5871Monte Miyamoto: "So we don't know what to do about Silica, and I'm not sure what kind of trouble I might get in if I don't take these books back today."
5872Richard Welkins: "Well Shinobu's looking after her presently."
5873Monte Miyamoto: "We'll go back to the dorm and I can run Shinobu's books back too so she doesn't have to worry about it."
5874Richard Welkins: "Yeah, we can tell her about the meeting at the same time."
5875Monte Miyamoto: "And then I guess we can figure out what to do from there..."
5876Itsurugi Ito: (brb piss)
5877(back)
5878you inform Shinobu of what's happening as you reach the book shop
5879Book keeper: "Oh hello!"
5880Monte Miyamoto: "Hey, just came by to bring back the books, I brought Shinobu's too."
5881Richard Welkins looks around as he enters.
5882Book keeper: "Oh your friend?"
5883the shop is pretty cramped, books everywhere, but it feels warm and comfy as well
5884Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, she's a bit occupied herself right now..."
5885Book keeper: "No problem"
5886Book keeper nods
5887Book keeper looks at you for a second "Everything alright?"
5888Monte Miyamoto: "Just some trouble with one of our friends, that's all."
5889Book keeper smiles "If you feel like winding down and talk about it, I can give you some coffee and chair"
5890Book keeper: "I just don't like seeing people sad that's all"
5891Monte Miyamoto looks at Richard "I don't know if we can get into details about it."
5892Richard Welkins: "Eh, we don't have to get that specific."
5893"And I could go for a nice coffee."
5894Book keeper nods
5895Book keeper: "I'll keep my lips shut"
5896Monte Miyamoto: "I guess that's true, though being honest, I wish you'd said tea."
5897Book keeper: "I can make some tea"
5898Monte Miyamoto: (I bet Jazz understands this reference)
5899Book keeper: (Epic reference)
5900Monte Miyamoto waves his hands "Don't go out of your way for my preferences."
5901Richard Welkins: (is it a reference to something)
5902Book keeper opens a small door to let you pass trough the counter as she goes up the stairs to an attic
5903Book keeper: "Nonsense, if I can make someone's life happier even a little bit, then I'm willing to do anything"
5904the attic is actually a quite beautiful small home
5905sure it's about as cramped as a cheap apartment
5906but there's a certain cozyness to it, finely decorated with books all around, and a small living room
5907Book keeper gives you both comfy chairs as she serves Richard some coffee and starts preparing tea for Moe
5908Monte Miyamoto bows before he sits down "Thank you very much."
5909Book keeper: "So, what has you so troubled?"
5910Monte Miyamoto: "One of our friends...isn't really being herself if that makes sense."
5911Richard Welkins thanks her before he blows on the coffee and taking a sip.
5912Book keeper: "I see"
5913"In what way?"
5914Richard Welkins: "Well she's pretty crestfallen after getting bullied by a lot of people."
5915Monte Miyamoto: "And she went from really mad to completely giving up in just a few hours..."
5916Book keeper: "I see..."
5917Book keeper thinks about it for a second "Just like that?"
5918Monte Miyamoto: "Just like that."
5919"I saw her walk out of the Principal's office screaming and then a few hours later she just said she didn't care anymore."
5920Book keeper: "Maybe...maybe that's her way of coping with it..."
5921Richard Welkins: "That'd be the case if it wasn't for something else."
5922"The reason she's getting harassed now is cause she's getting wrongfully blamed for someone's suicide."
5923"And now she's showing some of the same signs that they did."
5924Book keeper: "The same signs?"
5925Richard Welkins: "How they carry themselves."
5926Monte Miyamoto nods "It probably sounds strange, but yeah. The way they carry themselves and talk to others."
5927Monte Miyamoto: "Or more how they seem to avoid it..."
5928Book keeper thinks for a while as she drinks her own coffee cup
5929Book keeper: "So she's just, emotionless? stoic?"
5930Richard Welkins: "Yeah kinda."
5931Richard Welkins drinks his cup.
5932Monte Miyamoto: "Less stoic, more...aloof."
5933"Like they're not really there."
5934Book keeper: "From what school are you again?"
5935Monte Miyamoto: "Sisters of Hope."
5936"But have you ever been talking with somebody but you can tell they aren't paying attention to what you're saying because they're more interested in something else?"
5937"It's like that, but they're not even interested in anything else."
5938Book keeper: "Right"
5939"Say...by any chance"
5940"just out of curiosity"
5941"Where their eyes pitch black for just a second?"
5942Monte Miyamoto: "...Yeah."
5943Richard Welkins stops drinking and looks up. "How'd you know?
5944Book keeper looks at her coffee "The surge of suicides in the country"
5945Book keeper: "It is directly linked to these Pitch black eye occurrences"
5946"Every suicide attempt has been preceded by the person having black pupils and crying black tears"
5947"I know this because 2 months ago, my adopted daughter died this way"
5948Monte Miyamoto looks at Richard and back to her "I'm sorry..."
5949Book keeper looks at the coffee "Don't be"
5950Book keeper: "I've spent all this time searching for an answer"
5951Richard Welkins: (how about I give you a new one)
5952Book keeper: (Richard do you have to fuck every woman)
5953Richard Welkins: (yeah)
5954Monte Miyamoto: (when they're as fine as this bitch?)
5955Book keeper: (wow rude)
5956"The closest thing I've found, is that these occurrences are eerily similar to the legend surrounding sisters of hope school"
5957"Apart from that, nothing else"
5958Monte Miyamoto: "The one about dark magic rituals?"
5959Book keeper nods "They very same"
5960Monte Miyamoto: "Part of me wants do doubt it, but is that really all we have to go on?"
5961Book keeper: "sadly...yes"
5962"I'm not a detective, or anything of the sort"
5963"I'm just a worried mother..."
5964Richard Welkins sets his cup down before rubbing his eyes. "Whatever it is something's not right at the school, or about our friend."
5965Richard Welkins: (former mother but we can fix that)
5966Book keeper: "n-not even a mother now..."
5967"I've studied the legend well enough however"
5968"it is said the room exhibits it's highest amount of power when there's the least amount of people at school"
5969"And that if one waits enough with the intent of "Crossing other worlds" the room will open to whoever wishes to"
5970Richard Welkins: "...Crossing other worlds?"
5971Book keeper: "That's the only thing it says"
5972Book keeper 's cup starts to shake slightly "I may have lost my daughter...b-but If I can help anyone...s-someone"
5973Monte Miyamoto looks at Richard "Maybe we should look into it."
5974Monte Miyamoto: "The Principal won't do anything without 'evidence'."
5975Richard Welkins: "Yeah, it's worth a shot."
5976Book keeper: "I hope this information does you well..."
5977Monte Miyamoto: "We'll do what we can."
5978Book keeper: "I know I must be sounding crazy and all"
5979"But it really is the only thing I could find"
5980Silica Gimmes: (would a milf lie to young boys? c'mon)
5981Monte Miyamoto: (spoilers she's actually the BBEG)
5982Book keeper: (woah)
5983"May I ask your names?"
5984Richard Welkins: "Richard Welkins."
5985Monte Miyamoto: "Monte Miyamoto."
5986Book keeper: "I see"
5987Book keeper nods "Evelyne DeBourgec"
5988Richard Welkins: (BRAVO NOLAN I LOVE YOU)
5989Monte Miyamoto: (bravissimo)
5990(turns out the doofy girl is now a milf)
5991Evelyne: (stand up and clap please)
5992Richard Welkins: (i did)
5993Monte Miyamoto: (loads AR-15)
5994Richard Welkins: (grabs cock)
5995Monte Miyamoto: (I'm about to respect this theater)
5996Evelyne: (Do not lewd the librarian)
5997Richard Welkins: (you're the one who gave her a light shirt)
5998Monte Miyamoto: (ye tbh
5999Evelyne: (It's hot inside)
6000Richard Welkins: (yeah)
6001Monte Miyamoto: (like dude we can see her tits)
6002Evelyne: (The AC isn't working)
6003Richard Welkins: (your choice)
6004Evelyne: (Silly horny boys)
6005Richard Welkins: (time for the dp)
6006Monte Miyamoto: (it's the best way to play)
6007Richard Welkins: (lol there's no fucking way she doesn't know who monte is at least lmao)
6008Evelyne: (She was a gypsy and lost contact with Momo)
6009"Miyamoto"
6010Richard Welkins: (oh yeah how many miyamotos does she know who fucked a bunny)
6011Evelyne: "That's a surname I know of"
6012Monte Miyamoto: "Everyone seems to these days..."
6013Evelyne: "Well, he was the one who saved the world didn't he?"
6014"Everyone who studied history knows his name"
6015Richard Welkins: "Wasn't just him though."
6016Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, he didn't do it by himself."
6017Evelyne: "Of course, Aliyah Welkins helped too"
6018Richard Welkins: (dabs)
6019(title crawl)
6020Evelyne: "And the god of the winds Demolition Cat as well"
6021"I know my history well enough"
6022Evelyne has a smile as she looks at her coffee "Well"
6023Evelyne: "It was nice meeting you two"
6024Richard Welkins nods and smiles. "Thank you for the coffee and for talking with us."
6025Evelyne: "It's the least I could do"
6026Monte Miyamoto: "Thanks so much for your hospitality."
6027Evelyne: "No problem"
6028"If I can make someone's day better, then that's all I need to do"
6029"Please come back if you wish to talk again"
6030Richard Welkins: "Mind if I look through the books before we go?"
6031Monte Miyamoto: "As long as Ms. DeBourgec doesn't mind."
6032Silica Gimmes: (one copy of how to seduce milfs)
6033Evelyne: "Of course not"
6034"Please take anything you want, this one is on the house"
6035Monte Miyamoto: (I am the globgogabgalab)
6036Richard Welkins: (one copy of help I'm a young boy surrounded by babes)
6037Monte Miyamoto: "Huh?"
6038Evelyne: "I trust you both"
6039"Call it a sixth sense"
6040Richard Welkins: "Oh, uh thanks then."
6041Monte Miyamoto: "Thank you very much, you're really being too kind."
6042Evelyne: "Well I like being kind"
6043Evelyne smiles "So we both win"
6044Monte Miyamoto: (Richard gets a copy of the Kama Sutra)
6045Richard Welkins: (nice)
6046you spend your time in the library searching for any books you want as the day ends...
6047Kale (GM): didya rike it
6048Kawaii: gonna need a bust waist and hip measurement to form a better opinion
6049Kale (GM): Halfrid=Kolin>Evelyne>Shinobu>Hana
6050Jazz: where's christ chan
6051Kale (GM): same place as Hana
6052Kawaii: that doesn't hold up
6053Shinobu probably has the biggest hips
6054what you've said is correct for bust tho
6055Jazz: looking at the pics it don't look that wa
6056way
6057Kawaii: now that I look at it, I might say for hips it's Halfrid=Kolin=Shinobu>Evelyne>Hana
6058Godot: i give it the standard 9/11
6059Kale (GM): Hana is FLAT
6060Jazz: where's christ chan on that kale
6061Kale (GM): hmmmm
6062Kawaii: Hana's flat but she has a butte probably
6063Kale (GM): next to Evelyne
6064Hana's FLAT and UNAPPEALING
6065Godot: how about danielle
6066Kale (GM): same physique as a BOY
6067Jazz: hey buddy that's my bro's sister you're talking about
6068Godot: does the thot even have the goods
6069Kale (GM): you be the judge
6070she's hiding a flat ass behind that nice dress
6071Kawaii: >Hana
6072>same physique as a boy
6073Jazz: ofc
6074Kawaii: wrong
6075flatchested, strong butte
6076Jazz: cause she's not modest like christ chan
6077Kawaii: and Danielle stuffs her bra too
6078Kale (GM): woah
6079bold words
6080can you back it up
6081Jazz: yeah
6082Kawaii: she hates Shinobu and Silica for having bigger boobs
6083prove me wrong
6084Jazz: drops kicks danielle
6085Kale (GM): but Silica has no boobs
6086Jazz: exactly
6087Kawaii: Still has more boobs than Danielle
6088Kale (GM): is she actually a boy
6089Kawaii: Danielle wears a WATER BRA
6090and she still stuffs it!
6091Kale (GM): WOAH
6092Godot: damn
6093Kale (GM): how can she ever recover
6094Jazz: also I like how evelyne adopted a kid
6095and somehow grew massive tiddies
6096Kale (GM): girls stop growing until 20 something
6097Jazz: yeah she was flat at like 16
6098tell me more buddy
6099:^)
6100Kale (GM): still enough time to get a good pair
6101Jazz: "good pair"
6102Kale (GM): she drank a lot of milk in a short span
6103Kawaii: buddy those are huge
6104she had to use magic to fix the stretch marks
6105Kale (GM): hey buddy
6106if you're saying stretch marks exist
6107then Aliyah and Aila are covered in em
6108Jazz: girl goes from nothing to at least E cups
6109drank milk
6110Kale (GM): yeah
6111wanna fight
6112Jazz: no
6113im just gonna fuck all your characters
6114Kale (GM): you think I'm against that
6115I'm awaiting your harem ending
6116Jazz: aliyah isn't
6117Kawaii: Momo and Aliyah just want their kids to have normal relationships
6118Jazz: and this sick twist of a GM just won't stop!
6119somebody stop him!
6120Kawaii: but real talk
6121how busted is Danielle's ass right now
6122because she got BTFO
6123Kale (GM): well
6124Kawaii: like the boy she thought she was a shoe-in with fucking caked her faced
6125Kale (GM): Silica my have exploded, but the principal is just investigating on the matter
6126Kawaii: and not with what she wanted
6127Godot: kek
6128Kale (GM): time to move onto another boy
6129Jazz: slut
6130Kale (GM): someone more malleable by boobies this time
6131Kawaii: >boobies
6132I think you mean LIES
6133Kale (GM): yeah
6134Jazz: what boobies
6135Kale (GM): just suck his dick with clothes on
6136Jazz: bitch wouldn't even swallow
6137again
6138just drop kick her
6139Kale (GM): thots will be thots
6140Kawaii: thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhots
6141Kale (GM): Richard is dicking everyone except thots
6142don't want to get an infection
6143Jazz: that's how it has to be
6144someone's gotta help these ladies pass on their beauty
6145Kawaii: either Richard marries Hana or a chef on her level does
6146Jazz: woah
6147Kale (GM): >Richard marries Hana
6148what is it with these boys aiming up
6149Jazz: the older lady young boy never ends does it
6150Kale (GM): ss is in the genes
6151Kawaii: Hey, I'm just saying there's two ways Hana could go
6152Richard can pick who he wants in the end
6153but he better not take more than one girl home or his mom will be mad
6154Kale (GM): Hana remains unmarried because she is UGLY!
6155Jazz: buddy there you go again insulting my bro's sister
6156end this
6157Kale (GM): once she stops being FLAT
6158that's why she's a cook, cause she was born as a CUTTING BOARD
6159Kawaii: this is rich coming from the lolicon
6160Kale (GM): yes
6161everyone knows flat chest only work with children
6162they have an excuse
6163old women don't
6164get with the program
6165Jazz: don't insult my bro's sister and my mother like this
6166Kawaii: there's nothing wrong with a woman having a flat chest if she has a big heart and does squats
6167Kale (GM): there's one big problem tough
6168no mommy milky
6169Jazz: adequate milky
6170aliyah could do it for 8 kids
6171Kale (GM): anyways, if you wanna fuck MILF librarian
6172up your smart stat
6173and be really nice and kind
6174Jazz: unzips textbooks
6175Kale (GM): unzips brain
6176Kawaii: I mean Moe probably took a journal of medicine or something like that as his keeper book so I mean
6177Jazz: i dunno what dick got
6178Kale (GM): kamasutra
6179Jazz: so
6180gotta fuck em all is the tagline
6181for this game
6182Kale (GM): it's Richard's motto that's for sure
6183steal all the women from Moe
6184Jazz: >from moe
6185what did he mean by this
6186Kale (GM): steal all potential candidates
6187leave Moe with nothing
6188it's for his won good
6189you're protecting him from doing the same mistakes as his fathe
6190Jazz: whcih is
6191which
6192Kawaii: >implying Momo did anything wrong
6193Kale (GM): accidental pregnacy
6194y'know
6195Godot: why not argue in discord though
6196Jazz: why not suck my cock
6197Godot: cause i'm not a gay
6198Kale (GM): hey buddy
6199Godot: ez pz
6200Kale (GM): why are you thinking about people sucking your dick?
6201that's pretty gay y'know
6202Jazz: im nor
6203not
6204Mithridates: rolling 4d20
6205(
62066
6207+
620811
6209+
62106
6211+
621210
6213)
6214= 33
6215rolling d420
6216(
621738
6218)
6219= 38
6220oops
6221Silica Gimmes: rolling 4d20
6222(
62239
6224+
622515
6226+
622719
6228+
622917
6230)
6231= 60
6232rolling d420
6233(
6234139
6235)
6236= 139
6237Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
6238(
6239120
6240)
6241= 120
6242rolling 4d20
6243(
624410
6245+
62464
6247+
624816
6249+
625010
6251)
6252= 40
6253Kale (GM): no wonder
6254Roll20 didn't update
6255only showed that saxton was here
6256you two go back home as Tuesday rolls around
6257May 15th
6258you're back in recess as you see Danielle hanging around with some other poor sod that isn't Moe, just as chummy as she was before
6259Monte Miyamoto: (finally took the hint)
6260Richard Welkins: (did she tell stalhelm to fuck off from me too)
6261Monte Miyamoto: (I think the stalhelm just blindly follows her anyway)
6262Sammy Donovan looks at you as she's eating a pocky "Oh hey"
6263Richard Welkins: (you fuck)
6264Sammy Donovan looks at Danielle as she shrugs "Guess that's over"
6265Monte Miyamoto: "Good riddance."
6266Sammy Donovan offers you a pocky
6267Richard Welkins: "Oh, thanks."
6268Richard Welkins takes one and puts it in his mouth.
6269Monte Miyamoto raises an eyebrow "Thanks, but aren't you two friends?"
6270Sammy Donovan: "Yeah"
6271Monte Miyamoto accepts and starts gnawing it down "Won't she get mad if she sees you associating with me?"
6272Sammy Donovan: "She hasn't told me anything"
6273"If she tells me to stop hanging out with you two, I'll stop"
6274Monte Miyamoto: "Oh, alright then."
6275Richard Welkins: "Wonder if she's even that perceptive."
6276Sammy Donovan: "Who knows, the charade's over and the plan's bust anyways"
6277"Guess I'll go back in action when she has a new target"
6278Monte Miyamoto: "Plan?"
6279Richard Welkins: (u ever think of being urself)
6280Sammy Donovan: "She seduces you, and I set up Richard so she can have him as well in another date"
6281"That way she gets two men while only focusing on seducing one"
6282"Then after that...well, she usually deals with that later"
6283Monte Miyamoto: "..."
6284Richard Welkins: "Creepy."
6285Sammy Donovan shrugs
6286Monte Miyamoto: "Leaves a bad taste in my mouth."
6287Sammy Donovan: "it usually works"
6288Monte Miyamoto: "Usually? We're 15."
6289Silica Gimmes: (thottery knows no age)
6290Sammy Donovan: "We've been doing this for...2 years? 3?"
6291"Teachers were the ones to crack down the easiest during that time"
6292Richard Welkins: "Say what now."
6293Sammy Donovan shrugs "Said enough"
6294Monte Miyamoto: "...I think I'm going to be sick."
6295Saxton: good of you to tell me you started
6296Richard Welkins pats Moe on the back. "Don't be, you and Silica did what had to be done."
6297Sammy Donovan: (did you not hear the bwops)
6298Richard Welkins: "Shame I wasn't there."
6299Sammy Donovan: "It's not a pretty job, and I don't particularly like it"
6300Monte Miyamoto: "There went any regret I might have felt..."
6301"Then why do it?"
6302Sammy Donovan: "Danielle's my best friend"
6303Saxton: so did she get held back 3 years to do this
6304Sammy Donovan: "If she says I die, then I'll die"
6305looks completely serious
6306Richard Welkins: "That's pretty messed up."
6307Sammy Donovan: "I have my reasons"
6308Monte Miyamoto: "That seems a bit one-sided, but..."
6309Richard Welkins shrugs. "Whatever you say."
6310Sammy Donovan: "Well, it was a good talk"
6311Sammy Donovan looks at Danielle as she slightly beckons Sammy to come over "That's my cue"
6312Sammy Donovan: "Goodbye"
6313Monte Miyamoto: "Later."
6314Richard Welkins: "Seeya."
6315class keeps going as it ends once again, leaving you three together as you exit class
6316Monte Miyamoto looks at Shinobu "How's Silica?"
6317Silica Gimmes: (same as yesterday)
6318Shinobu Hisakawa: "She hasn't done a whole lot."
6319"Still sort of robotic."
6320Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmmm."
6321Monte Miyamoto: "I guess that's sort of a relief..."
6322Richard Welkins: "So."
6323Richard Welkins turns to Moe. "I assume we'll tell her about what we learned the other day?"
6324Richard Welkins looks around. "Though somewhere else would be in order."
6325Monte Miyamoto nods "Yeah, on both points."
6326Shinobu Hisakawa: "Alright then."
6327Sammy Donovan: (Where do you go)
6328Monte Miyamoto: (hmmm)
6329(where would be the most likely places to be quiet and not filled with eavesdroppers?)
6330Sammy Donovan: (uuuh, the attic of a lonely librarian?)
6331Richard Welkins: (kek)
6332Silica Gimmes: (*lusty)
6333Richard Welkins: (he's right)
6334Sammy Donovan: (she's still grieving for her daughter)
6335(Please be nice)
6336Richard Welkins: (yeah she is unzips dick)
6337Shinobu Hisakawa: (she wasn't married to her daughter)
6338Sammy Donovan: (She can't be fucking young boys)
6339Monte Miyamoto: "I guess we could talk at that shop if nobody's there."
6340Richard Welkins: (not with that attitude)
6341"Oh the bookstore? Suppose so."
6342Shinobu Hisakawa: "Ah, thanks for returning my books, by the way."
6343Monte Miyamoto: "Well we kind of left you with a huge job, it was the least I could do."
6344Richard Welkins: "That and returning the books was pretty key in finding this stuff out."
6345Richard Welkins begins walking. "Shall we?"
6346Monte Miyamoto follows along "Let's."
6347Shinobu Hisakawa follows them. "It was?"
6348Richard Welkins: "Yeah Evely-err..well the librarian, Evelyne's her name, has looked into what we're dealing with."
6349Monte Miyamoto: "It's a bit of a personal thing and we might've volunteered to try to help."
6350Shinobu Hisakawa: "She's dealt with stuff like that before?"
6351Richard Welkins: "Yeah, unfortunately."
6352a bus trip and some walking later
6353Evelyne: "Oh hello there"
6354Evelyne does a small vow
6355Monte Miyamoto: (I do)
6356Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
6357Evelyne: (So suddenly huh)
6358(Keep your dick in your pants boy)
6359Richard Welkins: (she said it first)
6360Evelyne: "Can I help you with anything?"
6361Monte Miyamoto: "We just wanted to chat somewhere away from the school and do some browsing."
6362Evelyne: "Right"
6363"Well, please come in"
6364Monte Miyamoto: "Thank you."
6365you reach the attic as Evelyne serves Moe some tea and everyone else a cup of coffee
6366Evelyne: "Please don't mind me, just call me if you need anything"
6367Richard Welkins nods. "Thanks again."
6368Shinobu Hisakawa: "Thank you."
6369Evelyne nods as she goes down the attic
6370you're left alone to chat as much as you want
6371Shinobu Hisakawa: "So, what's the deal?"
6372Monte Miyamoto: "Remember that legend about the school with the dark magic and such?"
6373Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah?"
6374Monte Miyamoto: "Apparently some stuff from that legend is the only thing in common with all of the victims."
6375"And I started thinking about it last night when I got home."
6376"Didn't Silica say that she'd practice in the abandoned classrooms?"
6377Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh... yeah."
6378"...You think she could've gone to that one?"
6379Richard Welkins: "Not out of the question."
6380Monte Miyamoto: "It's really the only idea I have."
6381Richard Welkins takes a drink from his coffee. "She also mentioned that the room's most powerful when there's not a lot of people at school and if you have the intent of crossing worlds the room will open."
6382Shinobu Hisakawa: "Crossing worlds...?"
6383Richard Welkins: "She didn't know what it meant exactly."
6384Monte Miyamoto: "I feel like our parents might have mentioned it before."
6385"Or something like that."
6386Richard Welkins: "Huh?"
6387Monte Miyamoto: "Don't they know people who came from another world?"
6388Richard Welkins: "Oh that's right."
6389Evelyne: (hey kids lemme tell you about a girl I knew for like 3 months of my life)
6390Monte Miyamoto: (Ai Li????????????)
6391Evelyne: (forgot about him lol)
6392(Does the old man hang out with them tough)
6393Richard Welkins: (oh yeah they'll tell their kids all about their epic cool lives and leave out the part about people they knew that CROSSED DIMENSIONS)
6394(for some reason)
6395"Though how similar this is to those people, we can't really say."
6396Monte Miyamoto: (and Lena and Amy are literally the reason Momo didn't end up some no name hobo)
6397"And I
6398"I'm not sure we can just ask about it either..."
6399Richard Welkins: "Well."
6400"Is our best bet checking it out ourselves?"
6401Monte Miyamoto: "It may be the only option we have."
6402Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hmm..."
6403Monte Miyamoto: "Though I'm not sure it'll be easy to get in there."
6404Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, I don't think we can convince anyone else to follow unchecked information."
6405Richard Welkins: "No doubt."
6406Shinobu Hisakawa: (brb)
6407Richard Welkins: "Don't really have a choice if what happened to Tsurugi's gonna happen to Silica."
6408"And if so, it'd be better to get it done fairly soon."
6409Monte Miyamoto: "We're going to want to be ready for anything though."
6410Richard Welkins: "Yeah that's true, no telling what's going on with that room."
6411Shinobu Hisakawa: (bag)
6412Richard Welkins: "But hey, our parents went through some crazier stuff."
6413"What's that make us if we can't even go into some classroom for a friend?"
6414Monte Miyamoto: "You're right."
6415Shinobu Hisakawa: (sure let's go with that)
6416Monte Miyamoto: "We'll still want to be careful for Shinobu's sake though, right?"
6417Shinobu Hisakawa: "...For your own, too."
6418Evelyne: (She stronger than both of you combined)
6419(She'll be fine)
6420Richard Welkins: "Oh I'm sure she's quite capable."
6421Monte Miyamoto: (and in that moment I noticed Shinobu was a girl but also a squid)
6422(-t. Nasu)
6423Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
6424Monte Miyamoto: "Of course, I wasn't saying otherwise."
6425"I just meat that if we're gonna dive into this because we're our parents kids, we don't want to put anyone in danger by being cocky."
6426Shinobu Hisakawa: "It's not like you're forcing me to."
6427Richard Welkins: "Good, cause there's only so much I could do should she want to tear you in half for doubting her."
6428Richard Welkins chuckles.
6429Monte Miyamoto: "Shinobu wouldn't do that. R-right?"
6430Richard Welkins: "Just saiyin."
6431Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh... I don't have a reason to."
6432Richard Welkins: "Yet."
6433Shinobu Hisakawa: "A-are you saying I could have one?"
6434Richard Welkins: "I'm just saying you look like you can tear a man in half with ease, so if you wanted to join us you wouldn't be hindering us in anyway."
6435Shinobu Hisakawa: "R-right."
6436"Not that I've ever torn anyone in half!"
6437Evelyne: (racist)
6438(Just cause she's a half oni)
6439Richard Welkins: "Uh, sure, not saying you have."
6440Monte Miyamoto: "I never even considered that."
6441Evelyne: (>She can tear a man in half)
6442(>Profile pic shows barely any muscle)
6443(So is she saber)
6444Monte Miyamoto: (what is muscle density)
6445Shinobu Hisakawa: (sorry for not finding a perfect spot on picture without drawing it myself)
6446Monte Miyamoto: (saber looks like she walked out of Auschwitzs by slipping through the bars)
6447Richard Welkins: (you finna wanna show me the muscle the two sisters have in their pics)
6448(that's right bitch)
6449(hush)
6450Evelyne: (:^^^^^) )
6451Shinobu Hisakawa: (they don't have any cause they're fat and lazy)
6452Richard Welkins: (owned)
6453Monte Miyamoto: (it's quite clear that oni and half-oni have dense muscles that are powerful even without regular exercise
6454Richard Welkins: "Only thing left to decide is when."
6455Shinobu Hisakawa: "If it only works when there's no people around, then it has to be either after class or on the weekend."
6456Monte Miyamoto: "We could try tonight if we were feeling bold, but maybe we could take today to plan and act tomorrow."
6457Shinobu Hisakawa: "Though, yeah, I'm not sure we can afford to wait until the weekend."
6458Richard Welkins: (the fuck day is it again)
6459Monte Miyamoto: (tuesday I think)
6460Shinobu Hisakawa: (like tuesday yeah)
6461Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmmm."
6462Shinobu Hisakawa: "We should plan and prepare, though."
6463"We have no clue what we could encounter."
6464Monte Miyamoto nods "Maybe we should set a deadline for Friday."
6465Monte Miyamoto: "Give ourselves some time to study and plan our way into the school after hours."
6466Richard Welkins: "Sounds good."
6467"We'll go sooner if we have to."
6468Monte Miyamoto nods "Then its time to start planning."
6469Monte Miyamoto: (I have to start cooking dinner in about half an hour at the latest otherwise the wrath of the elders will be invoked)
6470Silica Gimmes: (i understood that reference)
6471Evelyne: (Well, I guess they end up planning)
6472and so you keep yourself busy by planning what you're gonna do
6473Kale (GM): if Kawaii has to leave then I guess we call it a day?
6474Shinobu Hisakawa: (guess so)
6475Monte Miyamoto: (I'm gonna try to read up what I can on curse magic without looking suspicious, read up on muh healz, and double up on the martial arts practice, along with scoping out the school to learn how to sneak in)
6476Kale (GM): okay
6477what's gonna Jazz and Sax do?
6478Jazz: fuck evelyne
6479Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
6480Kale (GM): no
6481Shinobu Hisakawa: (practice what magic she knows, probably ask the other two for some help with that)
6482Kale (GM): you already got two half onis
6483why you gotta ask for more
6484Jazz: what
6485ask moe or dick about magic
6486Kale (GM): no
6487why you gotta ask for more pussy
6488Jazz: oh
6489Godot: then it's ogre for today
6490Kale (GM): ye
6491Jazz: >why isn't the son of the sick twist happy with just two onis
6492cause an older woman hasn't forced herself on him yet
6493and claimed him
6494Kale (GM): wow
6495Jazz: evelyne's just waiting for the day he's late to bring a book back so she can force him to pay the debt with his body
6496Kale (GM): rolling d420
6497(
649895
6499)
6500= 95
6501rolling 4d20
6502(
65037
6504+
65055
6506+
650713
6508+
65092
6510)
6511= 27
6512Richard Welkins: rolling d420
6513(
6514296
6515)
6516= 296
6517rolling d420
6518(
6519105
6520)
6521= 105
6522rolling 4d20
6523(
652414
6525+
652615
6527+
652816
6529+
653016
6531)
6532= 61
6533Richard Welkins tells the others goodbye as he continues looking through the books in the store.
6534the two others leave as Evelyne is organizing some books
6535Evelyne: "You're staying?"
6536Richard Welkins: "Hmmm? Oh, yeah I wanted to look around a little more."
6537Evelyne: "Oh, I was closing, but you can stay as long as you want"
6538"...actually...would you mind helping me with some books?"
6539"Sorry if it bothers you"
6540Richard Welkins scratches his head. "My bad I didn't know you wer-"
6541Richard Welkins: "Oh, uh, sure, it's no problem."
6542"Considering the help you've given us so far."
6543"Least I could do."
6544Evelyne nods as she takes you to the store room "just help me bring down those books on the top shelve
6545Evelyne holds a stair for you to climb on
6546Evelyne: (I mean a ladder)
6547Richard Welkins steps up and starts grabbing the books and bringing them down. "My mom had a lot of books at home, but nowhere near this vast."
6548Evelyne chuckles "Well, it'd be kinda silly if a book shop didn't have any books"
6549Evelyne: "I usually have the new releases"
6550"But I have also books I've collected from all over the world"
6551Richard Welkins: "That was my next question."
6552"So you got them traveling the world?"
6553Evelyne: "Half of the world, I still have Kinzoku and Nevado to visit"
6554"Tough I wouldn't mind seeing what kind of books the city folk read"
6555Richard Welkins: "Heard some nasty stuff about Nevado."
6556"Though I suppose I dunno how it is now."
6557Evelyne: "Stuff like what?"
6558Richard Welkins: "Really cold."
6559Evelyne smiles "Well it's on the top of the world, so I assume it's really cold"
6560Richard Welkins: "Yeah but there's also an entrance to the underworld."
6561Evelyne: "Oh right that"
6562Richard Welkins steps back up and grabs some more books.
6563Evelyne: "Well, yeah, that can't be helped"
6564Richard Welkins: "So you can't go too far else you might run into whatever hangs out around there."
6565Evelyne: "Yeah"
6566"These books are copies of the new releases"
6567Evelyne starts moving books to the front of the store
6568Evelyne: "Mostly novels and the sort"
6569"The stuff kids your age like"
6570Richard Welkins: "Ha, good one."
6571"Kids my age barely look at books unless they're in school."
6572Evelyne smile dies down "yeah...guess you're right"
6573Evelyne: "Not a lot of people read books these days"
6574"And when they do is in one of those big fancy shops"
6575Richard Welkins: "Their loss."
6576"Small shops like these are pretty cozy."
6577Evelyne: "Well, small shops also need customers to survive"
6578"Besides, the cozy part of the market is already taken care of with book cafes"
6579"Where they artificially create an atmosphere of coziness, I just have books"
6580"Nothing else and nothing more"
6581Evelyne stays silent as she keeps placing the books
6582Richard Welkins smiles as he helps. "Well I'd pick this place over a cafe any day. Better selection, real atmosphere, kinder owner."
6583Evelyne: "I can't eat with just one customer!"
6584"S-sorry"
6585"That was...really rude of me"
6586Evelyne drops a few books from the outburst
6587Evelyne: "I-I'm really sorry"
6588Richard Welkins kneels down and helps pick them up. "It's okay, I should've been more mindful of your situation before saying that."
6589Evelyne: "No, it's no problem"
6590"I just have to keep going"
6591"On step at a time"
6592"Just like I've been doing...my entire life"
6593Evelyne has a soft smile as she picks up some books as well
6594Evelyne: "Thanks for the help"
6595"If you want another coffee or something else while you read, I'd be happy to help"
6596Richard Welkins finishes setting the books out. "Thanks, that sounds good."
6597Evelyne serves you another cup of coffee as you both go back to the attic
6598Evelyne drinks another cup of coffee as well
6599Evelyne a small akward silence takes over as Evelyne doesn't know what to say
6600Richard Welkins: "If you don't mind me asking,"
6601"What was her name?"
6602Evelyne: "..."
6603"Sarah"
6604"Her original name was Xi Ping, but she always said she hated that name, she wanted a name that was similar to mine"
6605Richard Welkins: "You chose a wonderful name."
6606Richard Welkins looks down at his cup for a moment before looking back up at her.
6607Richard Welkins: "I only asked because I wanted to be able to make a promise to you both that I'll do whatever I can to save anyone else suffering from this curse and to put an end to it."
6608Evelyne has a soft smile "I appreciate it"
6609Evelyne: "Well, what about you, what can you tell me about yourself?"
6610Richard Welkins: "Mediocre magic user compared to my mom, oldest of seven, prepared to weather any blow for any of 'em, dabble in art. Just trying to make my parents proud for giving me the chance to attend Sisters of Hope."
6611(feeling the schleep, but finish what you're typing)
6612Evelyne smiles "Well I'd love to see some of your paintings"
6613Richard Welkins scratches his hair. "Well, I haven't done much since I started living here."
6614Evelyne: "Maybe one of these days then"
6615Richard Welkins: "But I'll be sure to show you once I do."
6616Evelyne nods
6617Evelyne looks at the clock "Do you go on bus?"
6618Evelyne: "The last one is coming here in a few minutes"
6619Richard Welkins: "Well, I've got a broom. But the bus would be convenient, and I gotta get home to start preparing for that cursed classroom."
6620Evelyne: "Right"
6621Richard Welkins: "Thanks for the coffee and the chat."
6622Evelyne: "and thank you for keeping me company...it's still hard to adjust to going back to being lonely"
6623Richard Welkins: "I was going to stop by more often anyways, but now you've given me even more reason to do so."
6624Richard Welkins smiles. "And if you need any help with money, I'd be more than happy to donate what I can."
6625Evelyne shakes her head "I'd only feel bad asking for money"
6626Evelyne chuckles "And please, don't feel pressed to visit me, you should be hanging out with kids your age"
6627Richard Welkins: "Yeah well once Moe starts making coffee this good I'll consider it."
6628Richard Welkins chuckles as well.
6629and so, you leave for home as Evelyne stays in her bookstore
6630Kale (GM): didya rike it
6631Jazz: ye
6632good night
6633Kale (GM): nigh night
6634Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420!
6635(
6636122
6637)
6638= 122
6639rolling 4d20
6640(
664118
6642+
664313
6644+
66455
6646+
66477
6648)
6649= 43
6650Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
6651(
6652288
6653)
6654= 288
6655rolling 4d20!
6656(
665716
6658+
66593
6660+
66617
6662+
66631
6664)
6665= 27
6666(did dick bang her)
6667Kale (GM): (Nuh uh, she's a good girl)
6668(Doesn't fall pray for sick twist teenagers)
6669rolling d420
6670(
667113
6672)
6673= 13
6674rolling 4d20
6675(
66769
6677+
66783
6679+
668019
6681+
66827
6683)
6684= 38
6685Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
6686(
668717
6688+
66894
6690+
66918
6692+
66936
6694)
6695= 35
6696rolling d420
6697(
6698214
6699)
6700= 214
6701April 16th
6702Kale (GM): (Oh wait sax is shitting)
6703Richard Welkins: (I still can't believe you didn't capitalize the L in Library or I in Infirmary)
6704Kale (GM): (eh)
6705Richard Welkins: (brb)
6706Shinobu Hisakawa: (bag)
6707Kale (GM): (Is this my stand [LITTLE GIRLS] at work)
6708Monte Miyamoto: (?)
6709Richard Welkins: (b)
6710Kale (GM): (How luck simply dictates that the game gets interrupted by multiple stuff happening at the same time)
6711Richard Welkins: (i just had to replace a bandage and get a drink you fag shut up)
6712Kale (GM): (Betcha I'll get asked to drive someone any minute now)
6713(Anyways)
6714Richard Welkins: (god i hope so)
6715April 16th
6716it's back to class as Silica simply seems completely stoic, hasn't done anything dangerous yet tough
6717class ends as you meet after school
6718Marie Antoniette Sullivan waves as she exits the school building
6719Monte Miyamoto waves
6720Richard Welkins waves as well.
6721Shinobu Hisakawa: (she waves too)
6722Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "What're you guys doing?"
6723Shinobu Hisakawa: (trying to make sure a friend doesn't kill herself, nothing big)
6724Richard Welkins: "Nothing really right now, you?"
6725Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I was heading home"
6726"Unless you want to do something"
6727Monte Miyamoto: (hmm)
6728Richard Welkins: (hmmmm)
6729Shinobu Hisakawa: (is she in their class)
6730(I forgot)
6731Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (On Silica's class)
6732Monte Miyamoto: "Did you have something in mind?"
6733Richard Welkins: (what day is it again)
6734(as in of the week)
6735Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Monday)
6736Richard Welkins: (k)
6737Monte Miyamoto: (uh)
6738(no?)
6739(the 14th was monday)
6740Shinobu Hisakawa: (hmm)
6741Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (The 14th was saturday)
6742Monte Miyamoto: (>April 13, Sunday )
6743(hello??????????????)
6744Shinobu Hisakawa: (14th was monday)
6745Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (huh)
6746Shinobu Hisakawa: (pretty sure)
6747Richard Welkins: (when this nigga puts a calendar in his handout and can't even keep track)
6748Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (just checked the calendar)
6749Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's when the meeting took place)
6750Monte Miyamoto: (I'm literally checking the chat log)
6751Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Well shit I'm retarded)
6752Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah tell us something we don't know)
6753Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (So it's wednesday)
6754Shinobu Hisakawa: (and they decided to prepare until friday right)
6755(not much time)
6756Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Well, you wanna go to a cafe?"
6757Monte Miyamoto: "Well I'm not opposed."
6758Monte Miyamoto looks at the others
6759Shinobu Hisakawa: (I thought she was poor and only had money for the bus fare home)
6760(or was that the literally who guy)
6761Monte Miyamoto: (brb)
6762Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (literally who guy)
6763Richard Welkins shrugs. "Fine with me."
6764Marie Antoniette Sullivan nods
6765Shinobu Hisakawa: "Why not."
6766Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Time to wait for Kawaii)
6767Monte Miyamoto: (b sorry)
6768Richard Welkins: (apology denied)
6769you head to a nice cafe near the docks, where clear water passed below you, a really pretty sight to see
6770Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I'll have...."
6771Marie Antoniette Sullivan looks at the menu "w-water please"
6772Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Tap water if you could..."
6773Shinobu Hisakawa: (what)
6774Monte Miyamoto: "You sure?"
6775Marie Antoniette Sullivan scratches her hair "I don't have enough money for this stuff"
6776Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I've never been here"
6777"I just heard it was really pretty"
6778Richard Welkins: (what kind of hellhole do you live in where they charge you for water that's not out of the tap)
6779Shinobu Hisakawa: (columbia)
6780Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Bottled water?)
6781Monte Miyamoto: "I could treat us today."
6782Shinobu Hisakawa: (remember bottles are a rare commodity there)
6783Richard Welkins: (but like)
6784Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Do you get free bottled water?)
6785Richard Welkins: (filtered water???)
6786(please don't get the water from the soda machine, please give me tap water)
6787Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Sometimes they charge that)
6788Shinobu Hisakawa: (you run the tap and pour the water in the bag)
6789(spic lyfe)
6790Richard Welkins: (ahahahahahaha)
6791(oh no no no no no no no)
6792(reminder this is a developed country of fantasy not!japan)
6793Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Tough tap water ain't that bad in here)
6794Richard Welkins: (please RP it correctly :^) )
6795Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I don't wanna impose myself"
6796Monte Miyamoto: "It's no trouble."
6797Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Then just a coffee and a dumpling"
6798Monte Miyamoto: "I'll have tea and dumplings in that case."
6799Shinobu Hisakawa: (what kind of dumplings)
6800Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Pork)
6801Shinobu Hisakawa: (oy vey)
6802"Guess I'll do the same."
6803you end up eating dumplings and chatting
6804Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "So, what do you guys usually do?"
6805Shinobu Hisakawa: (go to school)
6806Monte Miyamoto: "As a group or...?"
6807Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Well, I guess?"
6808Richard Welkins: (go to school)
6809Monte Miyamoto: "I mean we mostly study together. Sometimes we'll exercise together or have a meal together like this."
6810Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I see"
6811Monte Miyamoto: "Oh and the occasional trip to the arcade."
6812Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I usually just go straight home or to the church"
6813"Not a lot of people to hang out with"
6814"Not like I mind it, gives me time to do community service with my priest"
6815Richard Welkins: (that's when the youth pastor skateboards on screen and says you always have a friend in jesus)
6816Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (she already knows that)
6817(That's why she doesn't mind it)
6818Shinobu Hisakawa: (when's the beyonce mass)
6819Richard Welkins: (right now)
6820(let's go)
6821Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (never)
6822Shinobu Hisakawa: (yas queen)
6823Monte Miyamoto: "All the more reason to enjoy times like this."
6824Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I suppose so"
6825Shinobu Hisakawa: "What about people in your class?"
6826Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I don't talk much with anyone, not a lot to connect with people"
6827"Not the most interesting girl around"
6828Monte Miyamoto: (setting up dick for another successful flirt)
6829Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Does dick's standards are simply that they're a woman)
6830Shinobu Hisakawa: (she must be female)
6831(and she must be alive)
6832Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (The alive part is a gray area cause zombie girls count)
6833Shinobu Hisakawa: (and she must have feet)
6834Richard Welkins: (gamer girl feet are a plus)
6835Monte Miyamoto: (>zombie girls count)
6836Shinobu Hisakawa: (gross)
6837Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Zombina is cute)
6838(not the cutest, but cute)
6839Richard Welkins: (i love yugioh)
6840Richard Welkins shakes his head. "Luck you we're actually some of the leading experts in interesting matters here at this table so we're able to accurately say the people in your class are poor judges of character."
6841Richard Welkins: (also please, there's a time and place for flirting and it's not when you're having a nice chat and food)
6842Shinobu Hisakawa: (so when is it)
6843Richard Welkins: (when the gorilla daddy dick's hungry)
6844Marie Antoniette Sullivan chuckles "Thanks"
6845Monte Miyamoto: "It's true you're selling yourself short."
6846Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Perhaps"
6847Shinobu Hisakawa: "Not a people person?"
6848Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "...no, not really"
6849Monte Miyamoto: "That's alright. It certainly doesn't make you uninteresting."
6850"One of our classmates is very sociable, but not very interesting."
6851Shinobu Hisakawa: "...You could put it that way."
6852Richard Welkins: "Generously put."
6853Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I suppose that can happen"
6854Richard Welkins: (gotta piss)
6855(b)
6856Marie Antoniette Sullivan eats her dumpling in mild silence
6857Shinobu Hisakawa: (is there a spicy silence)
6858Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Yeah)
6859Monte Miyamoto: "Come to think of it, there was some more I wanted to hear about the Christianity thing, but I'm not sure this is the best place.
6860Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Oh, where do you want to go?"
6861Monte Miyamoto: "Hadn't given it much thought. Where do people usually go to talk about religion?"
6862Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "...any place is fine"
6863"I think"
6864Richard Welkins: (this just in the new emperor has forbade people from speaking about religion outside designated areas)
6865Shinobu Hisakawa: (not like they're in a strip club)
6866Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Wow Ahriman, did you really have to send 6 million christians to the gas chambers)
6867Monte Miyamoto: (more like he doesn't want to chance making a scene in the cafe if a fedora tipper of some variety walks in)
6868Richard Welkins: (no one does that)
6869(especially in a world with uh)
6870(you know roaming gods)
6871Monte Miyamoto: ("of some variety" meaning some particularly zealous worshippers of the dragons???)
6872Richard Welkins: (wouldn't be a fedora tipper)
6873(would be a insert dragon worship headpiece tipper)
6874Monte Miyamoto: (alright whatever can we move on?)
6875Richard Welkins: (nope)
6876Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "What would you like to talk about?"
6877Monte Miyamoto: "Well is prayer any different? With the dragons it's almost like a phone call."
6878Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Really?"
6879Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah. Direct replies."
6880Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (It's only a phone call for you)
6881(Cause there's only 2 gods left)
6882(And they're your uncle and aunt)
6883"Well, no, you don't get direct replies..."
6884Richard Welkins: "Well our families are really good friends of the Gods."
6885Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "what?"
6886Monte Miyamoto: "It's a bit of a long and complicated story."
6887Shinobu Hisakawa: "So I've heard."
6888Richard Welkins looks around. "Probably shouldn't have said that, kinda forget how big a deal it is."
6889Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "...yeah"
6890Monte Miyamoto: "Wh-whoops."
6891Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "...well y-you don't get direct replies"
6892"But you do get the feeling that someone is watching over you and protecting you"
6893"tough it's not for everyone, specially with dragons around"
6894"It's just that in my personal belief, I don't think of dragons as gods"
6895"They're certainly above humans, that's for sure"
6896Richard Welkins: "Oh? How do you mean?"
6897Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Well, dragons more often than not are flawed individuals, they commit mistakes, they create wars, some harm humans deliberately, others do not know how to care from them. the simple existence of generational turns establishes that dragons are not beings that can truly be called gods"
6898"They are simply beings above humans"
6899"With their own flaws, dreams and aspirations"
6900"As well as disputes and wars"
6901Shinobu Hisakawa: "Who is a god then?"
6902Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I'd like to believe that a god would have to be someone omnipotent, omniscient. someone that has planned the creation of our world and that watches over us with his wisdom"
6903"Someone we can rely on with our faith"
6904"I guess the reason of Christianity's growth is due to the recent generational turn"
6905Shinobu Hisakawa: (so does jesus exist or does christianity exist here just because)
6906Richard Welkins: ( :^) )
6907Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Drifters introduced it)
6908(And it grew and grew)
6909Shinobu Hisakawa: (oh right I forgot it's isekai)
6910(:^))
6911Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (ye, this was isekai once)
6912Monte Miyamoto: "That's a lot to wrap the head around."
6913Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Imagine praying for the gods to protect you from harm, then one day they all drop dead as flies"
6914"Just because one god could do it"
6915Monte Miyamoto: "I guess that's a valid point..."
6916Richard Welkins: "So the God of Christianity is where? Or who I suppose?"
6917Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Well, it'd be impossible to say where or who exactly"
6918Richard Welkins: (thought you were gonna make her say "heaven")
6919Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "I guess you could say he's everywhere"
6920Shinobu Hisakawa: (he's an invisible man in the sky)
6921(and beyonce is the pope)
6922Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (He's sky daddy)
6923Monte Miyamoto: "I see..."
6924Richard Welkins: "So....he just..is?"
6925Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "You could say that, yes"
6926Richard Welkins: "That's quite a theological underpinning."
6927Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "It may seem ridiculous at first"
6928Shinobu Hisakawa: "It is a lot different from dragon worship."
6929Marie Antoniette Sullivan nods
6930Shinobu Hisakawa: "Since we know for sure those exist."
6931Richard Welkins: "In a sense."
6932Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Well, considering there's only 2 dragons left right now"
6933"I guess it's a good time to start thinking about religion and what it really means to worship the dragons"
6934"Tough, I guess I'm talking too much. I sound like a missionary"
6935Shinobu Hisakawa: "It's not like we didn't ask."
6936Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, it's interesting to hear about at the very least."
6937Richard Welkins chuckles. "Not at all, I was just about to say that there is a few bits regarding the natural and correct order of the world in Dragon worship and it's quite interesting that, or well, insofar as I can assume here, that if your God is the creator and is omnipresent, there would be great importance placed on natural law as well? Probably even more so than Draconic."
6938Richard Welkins: (he's smart and got knowledge in draconic so yes he can talk like this and about this shit)
6939Marie Antoniette Sullivan: "Natural...law?"
6940Richard Welkins: (her priest sucks dick lmao wtf)
6941Monte Miyamoto: "That has to do with how we define good and evil and such, right?"
6942Richard Welkins: "Uhhh plainly yeah but this is in the sense that like....the good is how everything is naturally ordered...like I said it's lightly touched upon and my Mom is way better at explaining this than I am."
6943(brb)
6944Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (brb as well)
6945Monte Miyamoto: "Right."
6946Richard Welkins: (b)
6947Shinobu Hisakawa: (so are we gonna actually do plot or talk about nerd shit)
6948Richard Welkins: (kale quickly google searching how she would respond to this and trying to recall any of those sermons he snoozes through)
6949Shinobu Hisakawa: (cause I mean I don't mind but it's getting late)
6950(so if you had any actual plan get on with it)
6951Monte Miyamoto: (yeah we could probably fast forward through the rest of the conversation)
6952Shinobu Hisakawa: (or maybe not since kale is gone)
6953Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (back)
6954(Had to do an errand)
6955(Also it definetely took longer than I expected, even tough it's been fun)
6956(let's fast foward then)
6957you keep chatting about religion, until you all head home once more
6958April 17th Thursday
6959class ends once more as tomorrow is the day you put forward your plan
6960Richard Welkins: (the fact that you don't do it for the other areas but curse our eyes with seeing the grid over the image we will see the most really makes me think)
6961Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Is this better)
6962Richard Welkins: (thank you reddit)
6963Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Little bitch)
6964is there anything you prepare for tomorrow?
6965Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah)
6966(ourselves)
6967Monte Miyamoto: (desu)
6968Richard Welkins: (a nice dinner)
6969Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Well, your choice on what you do)
6970Shinobu Hisakawa: (dunno)
6971Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Buy weapons? books? ask Hana to cook for you to calm yourselves?)
6972Richard Welkins: (>buy weapons)
6973Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (hey they did it in persona)
6974Richard Welkins: (is anyone else in disbelief he just said this)
6975Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah)
6976(you got any reasonable explanation for just buying weapons)
6977Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Well you were all saying you're preparing yourself)
6978Richard Welkins: (sup 15 year old kids you wanna buy some guns and swords ok see ya later hope you don't kill someone)
6979Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Whatever)
6980(Do you do anything at all)
6981Shinobu Hisakawa: (train probably)
6982Monte Miyamoto: (other than maybe buy some potions and train, probably not)
6983Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (What potions you buy)
6984Richard Welkins: (not much we can do outside general training since we don't know what the fuck is actually going on/going to happen)
6985Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Welp, guess we go onto friday then :^) )
6986Monte Miyamoto: (mostly mana)
6987April 18th. Friday
6988the final day is here
6989classes end as you meet outside of school once more
6990Shinobu Hisakawa: "So... I guess we just have to go there and... hope for the best?"
6991Richard Welkins: "Pretty much."
6992Monte Miyamoto: "What else can we do?"
6993Shinobu Hisakawa: "Guess that's it."
6994(this is it luigi)
6995you go home and wait until it's midnight to come back...
6996Godot: (dare you enter my magical realm?)
6997Monte Miyamoto: (it better not be gay)
6998the only lights that are on are the street lights as you meet in the Pier
6999Richard Welkins looks up at the school. "Pretty ominous when it's the dead of night."
7000Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah..."
7001Monte Miyamoto: "That's how it always is with places this big."
7002"We won't get anywhere just standing out here admiring it though."
7003Shinobu Hisakawa: "Right. Let's go."
7004Richard Welkins starts walking. "Less admiring more...I dunno, it's just really foreboding."
7005you sneak in past some security guards that aren't doing their job at all, as you go trough the classrooms until you finally find it...
7006Monte Miyamoto: "Well I certainly wasn't about to say we're scared..."
7007Richard Welkins: (is this from silent hill)
7008Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (yeah)
7009Shinobu Hisakawa: (is this america)
7010Godot: (do you hear a silent chant of USA USA USA)
7011Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Kusa no Oka has a red white and blue flag :^^^))
7012(Yes you do)
7013Godot: (then it must be)
7014the classroom looks normal...however the darkness and the fact that you can't turn on any lights without giving yourself away gives it a much darker tone
7015the ritual is quite simple, just use blood to create some small runes on the floor
7016Richard Welkins: (what now)
7017Shinobu Hisakawa: (there was a ritual?)
7018Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Wait oh I fucked up again)
7019(no there's no ritual, my brain just melted and mixed dumped ideas with used ideas)
7020Shinobu Hisakawa: (are you having a stroke)
7021Monte Miyamoto: "So we're supposed to think about going to another world, right?"
7022that's what the book said
7023Shinobu Hisakawa: "Guess so."
7024Richard Welkins: "Something like that."
7025Monte Miyamoto: "Hmmm..."
7026Monte Miyamoto starts to wonder what kind of world they even mean
7027Richard Welkins thinks about those times his mom told him about her time in another world.
702810 minutes later and still nothing happens
7029Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh..."
7030Monte Miyamoto: "I don't get it."
7031Richard Welkins looks around
7032Shinobu Hisakawa: "Are we missing some step?"
7033Richard Welkins: "I hope not."
7034before long, a small candle lights up in the teacher's desk
7035Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh?"
7036Richard Welkins: "Uhhh"
7037Monte Miyamoto: "...Who did that?"
7038the candle flickers for a little bit, before it vanishes
7039Shinobu Hisakawa: "Wh-"
7040"What?"
7041Richard Welkins: "You think someone knows we're here?"
7042Richard Welkins slowly moves towards the door.
7043Monte Miyamoto lowers his voice "Maybe?"
7044Shinobu Hisakawa looks around the room.
7045before long, a voice calls out inside of you, almost like an inner thought "Do you wish to enter another world?"
7046Richard Welkins turns back to the others.
7047Shinobu Hisakawa: "You hear that?"
7048Richard Welkins: "Took the words out of my mouth."
7049Monte Miyamoto: "That's more than a little weird..."
7050Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well... I guess we should agree. It's what we came for, right?"
7051Richard Welkins nods.
7052Monte Miyamoto does the same
7053Richard Welkins: (do we have to actually think "Yes"
7054Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (yes)
7055Richard Welkins responds to the voice in his head with a yes.
7056Shinobu Hisakawa nods to herself thinking 'yes'.
7057the classroom itself starts to warp, but it's not regular magic, hell, it's not magic at all, you don't feel any kind of magical energy coming from it
7058a white hole starts to grow on the floor of the classroom, sucking you in
7059Richard Welkins: (mr clean magic toilet cleaner)
7060Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
7061Monte Miyamoto: (amazing)
7062Richard Welkins: "This sure as hell wasn't mentioned!"
7063you start to be pulled by the whole
7064Shinobu Hisakawa: (the whole)
7065until you start feeling wind hitting your face
7066Monte Miyamoto: "What the hell even is this?"
7067Shinobu Hisakawa tries to get her bearings.
7068you get sucked full by the hole until you enter a world full of white...
7069you keep falling until you see the ground below
7070Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (Godot's here right)
7071Shinobu Hisakawa: (then they fall and die)
7072(should've brought a parachute)
7073Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (You got magic :^) )
7074Godot: (just cast float, duh)
7075Shinobu Hisakawa: "I think we should break that fall!"
7076Monte Miyamoto: (watch this 2)
7077rolling 4d6
7078(
70795
7080+
70814
7082+
70831
7084+
70852
7086)
7087= 12
7088(phew, barely)
7089Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
7090(
70916
7092+
70931
7094+
70955
7096)
7097= 12
7098Richard Welkins: (just a regular magic roll?)
7099Marie Antoniette Sullivan: (ye)
7100Richard Welkins: rolling 6d6
7101(
71023
7103+
71046
7105+
71063
7107+
71084
7109+
71104
7111+
71125
7113)
7114= 25
7115Silica, you're interrupted from being spoonfed the finest melon cakes as a guard bows down to you
7116Someone: "Ma'am! we have intruders!"
7117Silica Gimmes finishes munching on her cake. "Oh? So where are they? You know I like to personally entertain guests."
7118Someone: "Yes Ma'am! we shall bring you to them"
7119your golden throne is lifted by your serfs as you get shown to the wall where you see three kids, a little bit scuffed from the dust around them
7120and the three of you see Silica in a royal queen dress, being carried by serfs in the pinnacle of luxury
7121Silica Gimmes narrows her eyes and stares at them for a bit. "They look... familiar."
7122Monte Miyamoto: "Of course we do."
7123Shinobu Hisakawa blinks. "Silica? What the hell is this?"
7124Richard Welkins coughs a bit. "Uuuuuhhhhhh"
7125Monte Miyamoto: "What are you doing?"
7126Silica Gimmes gives a royal, "Humph!"
7127Silica Gimmes clears her throat and motions for the trumpeteer.
7128a man in fancy clothes takes out a golden trumpet as he presents Silica
7129Someone: "INTRODUCING THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING IN SIGHT"
7130"THE GREATEST BEING THAT HAS EVER GRAZED THIS EARTH"
7131Richard Welkins: (misread that as he presents to Silica)
7132Silica Gimmes nods along.
7133Richard Welkins: (as if she'd play the trumpet)
7134Silica Gimmes: (yeah, lemme bust out a sick trumpet solo)
7135Someone: "YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS QUEEN SILICA GIMMES, MAY HER ETERNAL PERFECTION CONTINUES TO WATCH OVER US"
7136Richard Welkins: (I could answer your question or I could rip a sick tune)
7137Shinobu Hisakawa scratches her head
7138Silica Gimmes: "So are you Our friend, or Our foe?"
7139Shinobu Hisakawa: "I mean..."
7140Monte Miyamoto: "Er...friends?"
7141Richard Welkins: "Definitely friends."
7142Silica Gimmes rubs her chin a bit in thought, inspecting you closely from her throne.
7143Silica Gimmes: "Very well! Invite them into the dining hall where we shall dine."
7144Silica Gimmes waves them off and motions to be carried back inside.
7145Someone: "Shall we carry them to the dining room your excellency?"
7146Silica Gimmes: "No, they walk there... escorted."
7147Someone: "Yes your excellency"
7148Shinobu Hisakawa: (how many pounds has she put on in those few days)
7149Someone: (10 kilos)
7150Shinobu Hisakawa: (gorging on melon cakes)
7151Someone: (All of it in melon cakes)
7152Silica Gimmes: (this is her magical realm, it's not like she'd gain weight)
7153you walk to the dining room as it is completely massive
7154you're escorted to your seat
7155Richard Welkins: (brb real quick)
7156"Thanks."
7157Someone: "Today's meal will be"
7158"Melon cake"
7159"With Melon cake"
7160Someone bows to Silica "Your highness, shall we bring an extra melon cake today?"
7161Monte Miyamoto sits down "That's a lot of melon cake."
7162Silica Gimmes: "Nay, but bring the melon spirits. We have honoured guests, after all."
7163Someone: "Yes, your higness"
7164Silica Gimmes interlocks her fingers, and rests them underneath her chin. "So, tell me your story travelers. Why did you enter my realm?"
7165Richard Welkins: (b)
7166Silica Gimmes: "Refugees, perhaps? Everyone has a grand life here, after all."
7167Shinobu Hisakawa: "Cause, uh..."
7168Silica Gimmes gives a haughty laugh.
7169Shinobu Hisakawa looks at the other two.
7170Someone: (Is it an ojou laugh)
7171Silica Gimmes: (duh)
7172Someone: (OOOHOHOHOHOHO)
7173Silica Gimmes: "Assassins perchance?"
7174Silica Gimmes gives a wicked smile. "That would be fun."
7175Richard Welkins catches Shinobu's glance. "Well uh, to help you?
7176Richard Welkins quickly adds. "Y-Your excellency."
7177Silica Gimmes looks genuinely confused. "With what? All threats to the kingdom fall under Our mighty fist?"
7178Silica Gimmes: "There is no war, no hunger."
7179"All bow to me, and All is well."
7180"Do you wish to join the guard and serve?"
7181"Or maybe you're expert pastry artisans..."
7182Shinobu Hisakawa: "How to say this..."
7183Monte Miyamoto: "I think scholars would be most accurate but..."
7184Shinobu Hisakawa whispers. "Should we just tell her directly?"
7185Richard Welkins: (whoops)
7186(sorry buddy they execute brainiacs in this kingdom)
7187Someone: (none can be smarter than the queen)
7188Silica Gimmes waits with fading breath.
7189Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmm."
7190"Well you see your excellency, ummm...
7191Silica Gimmes leans in closer with excitement. "Yes?"
7192Richard Welkins: "This isn't the real world?"
7193"I think?"
7194Monte Miyamoto: "Or maybe it's a parallel world? We're not sure."
7195Richard Welkins: "It's at the very least nowhere near Potaru."
7196Silica Gimmes is taken aback, ever so slightly losing her composure. "Excuse me?"
7197Richard Welkins looks back and forth at the other two. "Yeah um, you're under some kind of curse."
7198Monte Miyamoto: "That's right! You were cursed, your highness."
7199Silica Gimmes stand up out of her seat, and points her scepter at the three of them. "I order you to explain this nonsense! This absolute babble!"
7200Silica Gimmes: (stands)
7201Shinobu Hisakawa: "We got in here through some kind of... portal?"
7202"In the world where we come from, you suddenly became weirdly robotic, and we recognized it as a... curse we saw before."
7203Richard Welkins: "Yeah the portal was in one of the classrooms at Sisters of Hope."
7204"Do you remember Sisters of Hope?"
7205Silica Gimmes: "What do you mean, I became robotic?"
7206"I am the pinnacle of grace!"
7207Richard Welkins: "N-Not the you here per se."
7208Silica Gimmes: "How dare you insult me like this, after treating you so graciously."
7209Shinobu Hisakawa: "Right, right, not the you here."
7210"The you... outside?"
7211Silica Gimmes motions to her guards with one hand, the other holding on to one of her temples. "Get them out of here... they are making Us tired."
7212Shinobu Hisakawa: "This is just a guess, but I think that your soul left your body and ended up here."
7213"Oh."
7214Monte Miyamoto: "Who's us?"
7215Someone: "Yes your highness"
7216"Shall we execute them for their insults?"
7217Silica Gimmes: "I am the embodiment of this state. This whimsical land without ills."
7218Silica Gimmes sits back down, sinking into her chair, with just with a bit of darkness outlining her face. "To the dungeons for now."
7219Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oh, great."
7220Silica Gimmes: "What utter rubbish."
7221"Me, some commoner from elsewhere."
7222Shinobu Hisakawa looks to the other two. "I'm thinking we need a new plan."
7223guards grab you three by the arms "Come with me you worm!"
7224Richard Welkins: "You're not just some commoner you're our frie-Hey! Watch the hair!"
7225Monte Miyamoto: "Silica, come on! You can't have forgotten already!"
7226they grab you harshly as they take you to the dungeons and throw you in there like a ragdoll
7227Someone: "Next time you bother Queen Gimmes with your nonsense. it's the guillotine for you!"
7228Someone closes the prision cell
7229Richard Welkins: (so when does the cat appear)
7230Shinobu Hisakawa: "So if talking to her doesn't work, what can we do?"
7231Richard Welkins: "I........don't know."
7232Shinobu Hisakawa: "I don't think dragging her out by force is an option."
7233Monte Miyamoto: "If it were my dad, he'd probably say to literally knock sense into her, but yeah..."
7234Richard Welkins: "It might be the only way though."
7235Shinobu Hisakawa looks at the cell door. "We can probably get out of here no problem, but we can't take on all those guards."
7236Richard Welkins: "If what Shinobu said is right and it's the manifestation of her soul or something."
7237"It's obviously not right."
7238Shinobu Hisakawa: "That's what I'm thinking, at least."
7239as you're thinking, a small flame appears from a candle in the corner of the cell
7240another voice comes in this time, markedly different than the other "Oh no, not another one..."
7241Richard Welkins: (so philemon is a candle and not a butterfly this time)
7242Shinobu Hisakawa: (daring)
7243"But, I can see it, you're different from the rest aren't you?"
7244Monte Miyamoto: "Guys?"
7245"You still listen to reason, I can see that"
7246Richard Welkins: "The voice again?"
7247Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah, I hear it."
7248"If you want help, please, touch the flame"
7249Shinobu Hisakawa: (first it talks about listening to reason)
7250(then asks to touch fire)
7251Richard Welkins: (kek)
7252"Uhhh."
7253Shinobu Hisakawa: "That doesn't sound very reasonable."
7254"I-I know"
7255"But I can't help otherwise, trust me!"
7256Richard Welkins pulls off one of his gloves and extends his hand towards the candle.
7257Monte Miyamoto extends his hand hesitantly
7258Someone: (Does he always have gloves)
7259Richard Welkins: (fuck yeah)
7260Shinobu Hisakawa touches the flame.
7261Shinobu Hisakawa: (mickey mouse gloves)
7262Richard Welkins: (oven mittens actually)
7263it stings a little, but almost immediately you're in someplace else
7264Monte Miyamoto: (Ryuutama sponsored by Ove Glove)
7265"Ow!"
7266Shinobu Hisakawa: "What's this now?"
7267Richard Welkins: (here comes the music in 3)
7268Monte Miyamoto waves his hand a bit
7269Richard Welkins: (quicker than I expected)
7270Shinobu Hisakawa: (velvet room but it's red)
7271(also daring)
7272Richard Welkins: (crimson room)
7273Someone: (Nuh uh)
7274(Crimson Hall)
7275(get it right)
7276Richard Welkins looks around the room.
7277Richard Welkins: (epic beyond belief)
7278you're in a lavish office, with candles everywhere as a someone is sitting behind the desk
7279Candle Girl turns around to see you "Oh my, you actually did it!"
7280Richard Welkins: (holy shit lmao)
7281Shinobu Hisakawa: (looks like someone hotglued her head)
7282a girl made of wax stands up from her chair, as a small flame softly shines on top of her
7283Candle Girl: "I'm so glad you're safe"
7284Richard Welkins: "Uhhhh...."
7285Shinobu Hisakawa: "Who are you?"
7286Richard Welkins: "Where is this exactly?"
7287"Are we in the castle or...?
7288Candle Girl: "Ah well, there's a lot to answer"
7289"Please take a seat"
7290motions to the chairs in front of the desc
7291Candle Girl: (Desk)
7292Monte Miyamoto sits down "Oh, thank you."
7293Richard Welkins walks towards the chairs and takes a seat.
7294Shinobu Hisakawa sits down. "O-okay."
7295Candle Girl sits on her chair "You're currently in the unknown universe"
7296Candle Girl: "It's not actually it's name"
7297"But then again, it doesn't have an official name"
7298Richard Welkins: "Huh?"
7299Candle Girl: "The castle from where you were in was called the Shadow universe"
7300Shinobu Hisakawa: (epic)
7301Candle Girl: "Tough then again, it doesn't have an official name either"
7302Candle Girl chuckles as she cleans some of the liquid wax with a handkerchief
7303Monte Miyamoto looks confused "Then who are you?"
7304Richard Welkins: (I'm Waxinne)
7305Candle Girl: "Ah, well, I have no official name either"
7306Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh."
7307Silica Gimmes: (call her harry potter)
7308Candle Girl: "I'm the keeper of the portals that let's us move between universes"
7309"I tend to them and make sure they don't break all of reality"
7310Shinobu Hisakawa: "Sounds tough."
7311Candle Girl: "Oh it really doesn't"
7312"It's like second nature to me"
7313"I know it must be confusing, but please, let me send you back home. it was quite risky to be in the universe you were in just now"
7314Monte Miyamoto: "But what about our friend?"
7315Richard Welkins: "Uh quick question if you don't mind."
7316Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well... we didn't exactly end up there accidentally."
7317Candle Girl: "O-o-one at a time p-please"
7318"Um..."
7319Candle Girl points at Richard "you first"
7320Richard Welkins: "So our friend's body is still in the real world."
7321"What about us?"
7322"Are we in three places at once right now?"
7323"The real world, the....shadow universe? And here?"
7324Candle Girl: "How to say this, not exactly?"
7325"The way it works is done so that the least amount of people suspect it"
7326"If there's a way where nobody will suspect anything, then your entire body goes trough the portal"
7327"However, if there's a chance people might suspect something, only your soul goes trough, which mind you, is incredibly dangerous"
7328Richard Welkins: "So.....only her soul went through because we walked in while it was happening?"
7329Candle Girl: "No that's another thing entirely...seeing as they're not passing trough normally"
7330"Artificially?"
7331Richard Welkins scratches his hair.
7332Candle Girl: "Forcefully?"
7333"someone is sending them against their will"
7334"They're not making a really good job at it tough"
7335Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, the thing is, we got in there because we want to save her."
7336"But we don't really know how to."
7337Candle Girl interlocks her fingers as she thinks
7338Candle Girl: "The only way they could come back would be by making them come to reason"
7339"But in the universe where she's in, internal emotions and strife flare up, causing one to think irrationally"
7340"I have tried with many people send to such a world"
7341"But all of them ignore me as they gorge themselves in their pleasures and desires"
7342"Only I can bring her back to your world"
7343"You must bring her to me, and quick"
7344Candle Girl: "She only has 5 days left to be saved"
7345"Before her body destroys itself and she remains stuck in the shadow universe forever"
7346Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Is that what happened to that girl before her?"
7347Candle Girl nods
7348Monte Miyamoto: "...Oh."
7349Candle Girl: "She's currently living in a world of unstopped and unchecked desire, her soul too broken to even register life itself"
7350"And she'll remain in this infinite haze for eternity"
7351"A fate even worse than death"
7352Richard Welkins: (yeesh)
7353Candle Girl looks down as she clenches her fists "And this has happened multiple times
7354Silica Gimmes: (then do something you dumb bitch, goddamn)
7355Richard Welkins: (rude)
7356Shinobu Hisakawa: (anyway)
7357(I should be going to sleep)
7358Candle Girl: (night night)
7359Richard Welkins: "And you said 5 days?"
7360Candle Girl: "Yes, five days"
7361Richard Welkins rubs his eyes before pulling his hands down his face. "Well......How do we bring her here?"
7362Candle Girl: "Bring her to reason"
7363"Make her realize that her world is nothing more than empty feelings"
7364Richard Welkins: "I don't mean to come off as rude, but that sounds far easier than done."
7365(easier said*)
7366Candle Girl: "It definitely is"
7367"Most are too blind to even think straight"
7368Richard Welkins: "And she wasn't very cooperative when we tried explaining how the world wasn't real."
7369Candle Girl: "As I expected..."
7370"That's the problem"
7371"I do not know how to make them come to reason"
7372Monte Miyamoto: "Dad's idea is starting to sound reasonable..."
7373Candle Girl: "It definitely isn't with words"
7374(brb gonna eat something)
7375Richard Welkins: "I had a feeling we were going to need to...'correct her thinking' once we were thrown in the cell."
7376Monte Miyamoto: "Well we're trying to snap them out of a world of mindless pleasure, right?"
7377Richard Welkins: (insert gundam x screencap)
7378Monte Miyamoto does finger quotes as he says the last word "What better way to do that than making things, you know, unpleasant?"
7379Richard Welkins nods.
7380Richard Welkins: "Though those guards seemed pretty well armed."
7381"Guess we'll really be put to the test with this."
7382Monte Miyamoto: "Guess so..."
7383Richard Welkins turns back towards the Candle Girl. "So...are we still going to be in that cell if you send us back there?"
7384Monte Miyamoto: (when the third world internet dies)
7385Silica Gimmes: (he did say brb)
7386Richard Welkins: (nah his comp's asleep)
7387Candle Girl: (Back)
7388"Oh no"
7389"The shadow world works differently"
7390"You may enter and leave in completely different places"
7391"For now, I'll send you back home, if your plan is to "Beat sense into her" "
7392"You'll need a lot more than just your bare hands and whatever magic you may have"
7393Candle Girl: "However, please let me give you something for when you come back to the shadow world"
7394Candle Girl takes out a briefcase as she opens it
7395Candle Girl: (Choose your gun :^DDDD)
7396Monte Miyamoto: "Um...OIs that a gun?"
7397Candle Girl: "Yes"
7398(It's also a very stylish gun)
7399"You'll need it for self defense"
7400"It only appears when in the shadow world"
7401Richard Welkins: "That one kinda looks like the one my mom has."
7402Richard Welkins picks up a revolver.
7403Candle Girl: (Your choice with what kind of revolver and how it looks :^) )
7404Monte Miyamoto: (hmmmmmm)
7405(Chiappa Rhino, Glock, or CZ-75)
7406Candle Girl: (hmmmm)
7407(Glock)
7408(Cause Richard already picked a revolver)
7409Monte Miyamoto: (woow)
7410Richard Welkins: (dabbed)
7411Monte Miyamoto: (best bros can't have similar guns now?)
7412Candle Girl: (you can't be original bruh?)
7413(Gotta be your best bud's sidekick and follow his style?)
7414Richard Welkins: (yeah)
7415(you never play dmc3?)
7416Monte Miyamoto: (???)
7417Richard Welkins: (the fuck do they say)
7418(jackpot?)
7419Monte Miyamoto: (ye)
7420(Vergil uses one of Dante's pistols, I forget which)
7421Richard Welkins: (ye)
7422Candle Girl: (Let the coin decide)
7423(Choose 1 or 2)
7424Richard Welkins: (ivory I think)
7425Monte Miyamoto: (lol fuck that)
7426(I'll decide which I want to have on my own time between sessions :^))
7427Richard Welkins: (decide on these nuts)
7428(toss that coin up yer ass grandpa)
7429Monte Miyamoto takes a handgun for himself "Thanks, I think."
7430Candle Girl nods "Very well"
7431Candle Girl: "Now please, go home and prepare yourselves"
7432a flaming portal appears beside you as it shows the classroom
7433Candle Girl: (actually)
7434(make it outside the school)
7435(you weren't catched so your body could go trough)
7436Richard Welkins: (caught)
7437Candle Girl: (yeah yeah)
7438Richard Welkins: "Well alright, thanks. We'll be in touch?"
7439Candle Girl: "If you want to contact me, just light a candle"
7440Richard Welkins: "Any?"
7441Candle Girl: "Yes any"
7442Richard Welkins: "Pretty convenient."
7443Candle Girl: "Tough preferably when no one is looking"
7444"it only works when I make it convenient"
7445Richard Welkins: "Well yeah I don't wanna look like a weirdo talking to a candle."
7446Richard Welkins chuckles as he stands up and heads for the portal.
7447Monte Miyamoto goes with him "Yeah, er, thanks again though."
7448Candle Girl: "It's the least I could do"
7449"Please come again"
7450you're outside the school as the only thing to be heard are crickets and nothing else
7451Richard Welkins: "So..that happened."
7452"I dunno what I was expecting but that was a lot."
7453Monte Miyamoto: "That's putting it mildly."
7454you go back home as you head to rest...
7455Candle Girl: (I suppose we could end it for now)
7456Silica Gimmes: (well yeah, sax is gone)
7457Kale (GM): didya rike it
7458Kawaii: bravo nolan
7459Jazz: it was ogay
7460Godot: 9/11
7461Jazz: so theoretically
7462if the candle girls has kids
7463do they get wicks on their heads too
7464Kale (GM): she doesn't get kids
7465Godot: i want to FUCK that candle
7466Kale (GM): she's made of wax
7467you can't impregnate wax
7468Godot: bet it's like a warm onahole
7469Jazz: never say never
7470like marie would say
7471with god all things are possible
7472:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
7473Kawaii: the real questions
7474Kale (GM): she also looks like a little girl :^)
7475whatcha gonna do now boy
7476Jazz: I said theoretically
7477also she's 750 years old officer I swear
7478Kale (GM): she's older than that
7479bitch is eternal
7480Godot: 751
7481what an old hag
7482Jazz: lel
7483aliyah meets an old hag who looks ~17
7484dick meets an even older hag who looks 10
7485yukari
7486not doujah
7487Kale (GM): it's a running thing
7488what with not wanting to look like an old prune
7489rolling d420
7490(
7491323
7492)
7493= 323
7494rolling 4d20
7495(
749620
7497+
74987
7499+
750020
7501+
750217
7503)
7504= 64
7505Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
7506(
7507137
7508)
7509= 137
7510rolling 4d20!
7511(
751219
7513+
75149
7515+
751617
7517+
751812
7519)
7520= 57
7521Richard Welkins: rolling d420
7522(
752336
7524)
7525= 36
7526rolling 4d20
7527(
752818
7529+
75302
7531+
753212
7533+
753419
7535)
7536= 51
7537Silica Gimmes: rolling d420
7538(
7539175
7540)
7541= 175
7542rolling 4d20
7543(
754412
7545+
754613
7547+
754816
7549+
75507
7551)
7552= 48
7553Kale (GM): (we're in friday 18th right)
7554Richard Welkins: (who's the gm)
7555Shinobu Hisakawa: (me)
7556Kale (GM): (it's true)
7557(Sax has always been behind the scenes)
7558(He's stolen my child slaves and has forced me to gm Ryuutama since the beginning)
7559Richard Welkins: (really makes you think(
7560Kale (GM): (April 20th)
7561Richard Welkins: (don't)
7562Shinobu Hisakawa: (weedsona 420)
7563Richard Welkins: (he did it)
7564Silica Gimmes: (did what)
7565Richard Welkins: (how fucking big is this image filesize)
7566(it's STILL loading for me)
7567april 21th Saturday
7568Shinobu Hisakawa: (21th)
7569Kale (GM): (21st?)
7570Shinobu Hisakawa: (what do you think)
7571Kale (GM): (don't patronize me)
7572Jazz: now it's loaded
7573really makes me think
7574had to refresh
7575you get out of school as class ends
7576there's 4 days left for Silica's soul to give into the madness of the shadow world, but the girl told you to train and gear up
7577Shinobu Hisakawa: (we got a hyperbolic time chamber somewhere)
7578Kale (GM): (kill yourself and go to hell)
7579(The crawl back to the world of the living)
7580(20 years in just one month)
7581Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah well we don't have a month)
7582Kale (GM): (then too bad)
7583Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hey Moe, you said you do martial arts, right?"
7584(does he)
7585(hello???)
7586Monte Miyamoto: (nobody cared where I was until I went to take a shit)
7587"Yeah, I learned from my dad and big sisters."
7588Kale (GM): (lmao I didn't notice that he didn't posted anything)
7589Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
7590(
7591262
7592)
7593= 262
7594rolling 4d20
7595(
75967
7597+
759815
7599+
760017
7601+
760215
7603)
7604= 54
7605Silica Gimmes: (my dank rolls are really low today)
7606(fear.png)
7607Saxton: "Well, I thought that since we have this little time, I could pick up something that's bound to come easier to me than new magic."
7608whoops
7609Monte Miyamoto: (owned)
7610Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, I thought that since we have this little time, I could pick up something that's bound to come easier to me than new magic."
7611(I think that's actually the first time this has happened to me)
7612Kale (GM): (who let this old man inside the school)
7613Shinobu Hisakawa: (I've been careful)
7614Kale (GM): (why is he chatting up random students)
7615Shinobu Hisakawa: "If you'd be willing to help me out."
7616Monte Miyamoto scratches the back of his head "O-oh! Well I'm not a master or anything but I can help you with the basics for sure. Big Sis would be sure I'm not making mistakes..."
7617Shinobu Hisakawa: "You definitely know more than I do."
7618Monte Miyamoto: "I guess that's true if you've never practiced before..."
7619Monte Miyamoto smiles "And it's way cheaper than one of those fancy dojos in town."
7620Kale (GM): (ez pz)
7621(Take em to big sis)
7622Shinobu Hisakawa: (how much will he charge)
7623Kale (GM): (Moe charges a kiss in the cheek)
7624Monte Miyamoto: (nothing)
7625Richard Welkins: (he has two big sis's who is this referring to)
7626Monte Miyamoto: (he does the same practice as usual but a little bit extra plus explaining it)
7627(Guida and Hana)
7628Richard Welkins: (yeah but which)
7629Monte Miyamoto: (Hana because he lives with her so she can literally watch him and kick his ass if he does or says something wrong)
7630Richard Welkins: (when does guida show up to kick hana's ass when she mistakenly kicks your ass)
7631Kale (GM): (Guida gives you the full gunny treatment if you train under her)
7632Monte Miyamoto: (Guida just kicks everyone's ass when she shows up)
7633(it builds character)
7634Kale (GM): (^)
7635Richard Welkins: (so)
7636(who's getting their ass beat tonight)
7637Kale (GM): (Nobody cause Kawaii doesn't get on with it :^) )
7638Monte Miyamoto: (????)
7639Kale (GM): (I tought you had more to say or something)
7640Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hmm... we should probably also have some plan of what we're going to do."
7641Richard Welkins: "Regarding?"
7642Shinobu Hisakawa: "You know, once we go back in there."
7643Richard Welkins: "Yeah."
7644Monte Miyamoto: "It's true we can't just charge in guns blazing."
7645Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmmmm."
7646Monte Miyamoto: "So we'll want to consider a few ways to approach the problem."
7647Shinobu Hisakawa: "Obviously we'll need to fight some guards to get to her, but what then?"
7648Monte Miyamoto: "Well like I said before, if I were to ask my dad what to do, he'd say if she won't listen to reason, knock it into her."
7649Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess that's one way."
7650Monte Miyamoto: "I mean it's sort of a last resort."
7651"I'm not sure we could tempt her with melon cake because she has all the melon cake she would want."
7652Silica Gimmes: (smart lad)
7653Richard Welkins: "Doesn't seem like the type who'll stop just cause we ask nicely either."
7654Monte Miyamoto: "And the problem is basically that they're in a realm of mindless enjoyment."
7655"So the easiest way to snap somebody out of something like that is to take away the fun.,"
7656Shinobu Hisakawa: "Right."
7657Richard Welkins: (smash the melon cake)
7658(with our feet)
7659Silica Gimmes: (u don it now arry)
7660Shinobu Hisakawa: (the last thing you'd want in your melon cake is someone's foot fungus)
7661(but as it turns out that might be what you get)
7662Monte Miyamoto: "If there's another way, it won't come to us by trying to force it."
7663"What I'm trying to think about is how to practice with what we were given..."
7664"It's been a couple of months since I last went hunting."
7665Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh?"
7666"The guns?"
7667Richard Welkins: "Well, we can't use em outside."
7668"We'd have to have real ones to do that."
7669"Can't imagine kids buying guns is easy."
7670Monte Miyamoto: "So I was wondering if we couldn't make a sort of practice substitute."
7671Richard Welkins: (pellet guns)
7672Monte Miyamoto: "Silica is all about modifying her magic missile spell."
7673Richard Welkins: (at least he averted the gay "the guns are models" thing)
7674Monte Miyamoto: "It wouldn't be the same but couldn't we make it kick back a bit?"
7675Richard Welkins: "Maybe?"
7676Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess."
7677Monte Miyamoto: "I mean it's that or pellet guns, but we'd have to buy those ourselves."
7678(which would probably be like 30-50 gold)
7679Kale (GM): (ye)
7680Monte Miyamoto: (each)
7681Kale (GM): (ye)
7682Shinobu Hisakawa: "Either works probably."
7683Monte Miyamoto: "I wonder..."
7684Richard Welkins: "Hmmm?"
7685Monte Miyamoto: "What if we used pellet guns to shoot magic missiles that kick back?"
7686Richard Welkins: "Wouldn't have to pay for ammo I suppose."
7687"Might take some time to get the spell right though."
7688"We haven't actually used those guns yet so we'd have to guess."
7689Kale (GM): (That goes off your 600 gold)
7690Monte Miyamoto: "True. We'll have to get some pellets anyway to play it safe."
7691Kale (GM): (And uuuh, how many potions did you buy)
7692Monte Miyamoto: (probably just 1 or 2 mana and 1 health depending on how much health potion costs)
7693Kale (GM): (Health potions are pretty expensive)
7694(like 100 bucks)
7695(Mana potions are 20 to 30 bucks)
7696Monte Miyamoto: (probably just 2 mana potions then)
7697(and then I probably spent like 40 on lunch yesterday for everyone)
7698Kale (GM): (true)
7699Monte Miyamoto: (no biggie tbh)
7700Kale (GM): (plus the 30 bucks each you gotta spend in pellet guns)
7701Richard Welkins: (awfully cheap)
7702Kale (GM): (They're shit pellet guns)
7703(that jam every 15 shots)
7704(they're just for practice)
7705Silica Gimmes: (30 seems right if they're bad)
7706Kale (GM): (Nothing else to discuss then?)
7707Richard Welkins: (yeah jamming my foot up your ass)
7708Kale (GM): (So do Shinobu and Moe go train somewhere)
7709Monte Miyamoto: (I mean he usually just trains at his house and richard is welcome too :^))
7710Richard Welkins: "I just had an idea actually."
7711Monte Miyamoto: "Oh?"
7712Richard Welkins: "It's nice that we have guns and know our basics in fighting, but it blows we have no weapons right?"
7713"Think a castle like that might have an armory?"
7714Monte Miyamoto: "There's an idea."
7715Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hmm."
7716Richard Welkins: "Next time we're in there that's something we should definitely keep an eye out for."
7717Shinobu Hisakawa: "Yeah, might find something useful."
7718Richard Welkins: (brb real quick)
7719(we all go to beat each other's asses)
7720you go to Moe's home to beat each other's asses
7721Shinobu Hisakawa: (cmon college boy)
7722Monte Miyamoto: (I played ball you know)
7723(UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS)
7724Hana Miyamoto opens the door "Oh hello"
7725Hana Miyamoto: "Um...Shinobu right?"
7726Shinobu Hisakawa nods. "Hello."
7727Hana Miyamoto: "What brings you here?"
7728Monte Miyamoto: "Hey Sis. We've basically decided to form a study group sort of."
7729"Really more like group exercise and magic practice."
7730Hana Miyamoto: "Oh"
7731Hana Miyamoto chuckles "Well don't let me stop you guys"
7732Hana Miyamoto: "Just use the backyard if you're gonna practice anything physical"
7733Monte Miyamoto: "I know, Sis. We'll be careful."
7734Richard Welkins: (b)
7735Hana Miyamoto: "Okay then"
7736Shinobu Hisakawa: "Thank you."
7737Hana Miyamoto: (She makes refreshing carrot juice to stay healthy and fit after a good excercise)
7738Richard Welkins: (im allergic)
7739Hana Miyamoto: (She makes refreshing carrot juice to stay healthy and fit after a good excercise)
7740Shinobu Hisakawa: (drink or get out)
7741Hana Miyamoto: (You're not insulting her drinks)
7742(Either he drinks the juice or he gets the hose again)
7743Richard Welkins: (good thing im not allergic)
7744you go to train in the backyard
7745it's usually calm until you go train physical techniques
7746Hana Miyamoto looks at you three "hhhhhmmmmmmm"
7747Hana Miyamoto shakes her head "You're doing it all wrong"
7748Monte Miyamoto: "Huh?"
7749Richard Welkins turns towards her. "What specifically?"
7750Hana Miyamoto: "your posture, it's all out of whack"
7751Hana Miyamoto smiles "Oh, I know something that'll help!"
7752Hana Miyamoto: "Wait here"
7753Monte Miyamoto: "Uh oh..."
7754Shinobu Hisakawa: "Eh?"
7755Hana Miyamoto goes to her room an in a few minutes, she's out in sportswear with a boom box
7756Hana Miyamoto: (Short shorts and bands on her ears)
7757Silica Gimmes: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKUCxXanXA)
7758Hana Miyamoto: (WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL)
7759Monte Miyamoto: (well what? :^))
7760Shinobu Hisakawa: (jazz's internet died)
7761Monte Miyamoto: (whoops)
7762Richard Welkins: (ok)
7763(b)
7764(he used gone guru in the last campaign so he can't do it again :^) )
7765Hana Miyamoto: (Yeah)
7766(It's a shame)
7767(But them's the rules)
7768"Okay folks, I'll be your combat teacher for the day!"
7769Richard Welkins: (oh I thought you typed she brought out sports wear for us to wear)
7770(like okay where'd you get all that)
7771Hana Miyamoto: (Nah, she's in sportswear)
7772Richard Welkins: (brb again)
7773Hana Miyamoto: (wew)
7774Richard Welkins: (ok)
7775Hana Miyamoto walks outside and places the boombox on the floor
7776Monte Miyamoto: "Th-thanks, sis."
7777Richard Welkins: "Off."
7778(oof)
7779Hana Miyamoto: (I love roblox)
7780Richard Welkins: "Y-Yeah thanks just uh, don't channel your dad please."
7781Hana Miyamoto chuckles "Oh silly, that's my sister"
7782Hana Miyamoto: "This will just be some friendly sparring"
7783Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh..."
7784Richard Welkins: (kills them all)
7785Silica Gimmes: (time to die)
7786Hana Miyamoto turns on the music as she motions you three "Please try to attack me anyway you like"
7787Silica Gimmes: (make ur peace)
7788Hana Miyamoto: (roll me initiative)
7789Richard Welkins: rolling 2d6
7790(
77912
7792+
77936
7794)
7795= 8
7796Monte Miyamoto: (initiative is 2+agile+quick for the uninitiated)
7797Hana Miyamoto: rolling 7d6
7798(
77991
7800+
78016
7802+
78031
7804+
78051
7806+
78073
7808+
78091
7810+
78111
7812)
7813= 14
7814Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
7815(
78162
7817+
78183
7819+
78201
7821+
78224
7823)
7824= 10
7825Richard Welkins: (lol)
7826Monte Miyamoto: (she channeled her dad)
7827(:^))
7828Richard Welkins: ( :^) )
7829Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
7830(
78312
7832+
78333
7834+
78352
7836)
7837= 7
7838Dick's turn
7839Richard Welkins runs up and throws a simple punch.
7840Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
7841(
78426
7843+
78445
7845+
78464
7847)
7848= 15
7849Hana Miyamoto: rolling 7d6
7850(
78514
7852+
78535
7854+
78556
7856+
78571
7858+
78596
7860+
78611
7862+
78632
7864)
7865= 25
7866Hana Miyamoto sidesteps Richard before she slaps his back "Keep at it"
7867stings like hell, but doesn't actually injure you
7868Shinobu's turn
7869Shinobu Hisakawa: (how does this work again, I just roll the attack I prepared?
7870)
7871Monte Miyamoto: (for a basic attack, ye you can just do that)
7872Shinobu Hisakawa:
7873Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
7874ATK (3) 	1 4 3
7875DX 	3
7876END 	
7877Hana Miyamoto: rolling 7d6
7878(
78792
7880+
78813
7882+
78835
7884+
78851
7886+
78876
7888+
78891
7890+
78916
7892)
7893= 24
7894Hana Miyamoto use a simple Judo move to have you on the floor from the momentum of your attack
7895Hana Miyamoto: "Try to keep a stable center of gravity"
7896Moe's turn
7897Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
7898(
78991
7900+
79016
7902+
79035
7904+
79056
7906)
7907= 18
7908Hana Miyamoto: rolling 7d6
7909(
79105
7911+
79126
7913+
79146
7915+
79164
7917+
79186
7919+
79205
7921+
79222
7923)
7924= 34
7925Monte Miyamoto: (wew)
7926you throw a pretty good punch, but it gets dodged as Hana hugs you from behind "Vewy good"
7927Hana Miyamoto gives you a bear hug as she daintly puts you on the ground
7928Richard Welkins: (dont kill the boy with a suplex)
7929(oh thank god)
7930Monte Miyamoto turns red and scrambles back to his feet
7931Dick's turn
7932Richard Welkins turns around before throwing out a kick.
7933Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
7934(
79354
7936+
79374
7938+
79396
7940)
7941= 14
7942Hana Miyamoto: rolling 7d6
7943(
79441
7945+
79466
7947+
79482
7949+
79501
7951+
79524
7953+
79546
7955+
79564
7957)
7958= 24
7959Hana Miyamoto ducks before grabbing the leg, keeping you in place
7960Richard Welkins: "oh shit"
7961Shinobu
7962Shinobu Hisakawa:
7963Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
7964ATK (3) 	6 6 2
7965DX 	3
7966END 	
7967Hana Miyamoto: rolling 7d6
7968(
79695
7970+
79715
7972+
79735
7974+
79751
7976+
79771
7978+
79792
7980+
79815
7982)
7983= 24
7984the fist gets caught as well as has Shinobu in place with her hand, not letting go of either of them
7985Moe
7986Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oh."
7987Hana Miyamoto has a big smile on her face
7988Monte Miyamoto goes for a diving low kick on Hana
7989Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
7990(
79911
7992+
79936
7994+
79951
7996+
79975
7998)
7999= 13
8000Hana Miyamoto: rolling 7d6
8001(
80026
8003+
80046
8005+
80061
8007+
80085
8009+
80106
8011+
80122
8013+
80145
8015)
8016= 31
8017Hana Miyamoto blocks the hit and locks her leg with Moe's face, getting him stuck as well
8018Hana Miyamoto: "Oh I wonder how you'll get free of this one"
8019Richard Welkins: (lewd)
8020Shinobu Hisakawa: (is she making a twister pose)
8021Monte Miyamoto: "Y-You've gotta be kidding me..."
8022Hana Miyamoto: "Otherwise in 5 seconds I'm bullying the crap out of you all~"
8023Hana Miyamoto has a mischevious smile
8024Silica Gimmes: (boy, she bout to do it)
8025Shinobu Hisakawa: (I mean they could probably toss her together)
8026(if she has all of them in a lock)
8027Dick's turn
8028Richard Welkins struggles to break out.
8029Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
8030(
80311
8032+
80331
8034+
80355
8036)
8037= 7
8038Hana Miyamoto: rolling 7d6
8039(
80403
8041+
80426
8043+
80442
8045+
80462
8047+
80486
8049+
80505
8051+
80525
8053)
8054= 29
8055Hana Miyamoto has a devilish smile as she throws everyone away, making everyone spin in the air and land on the ground, as a new song appears on the boom box
8056Richard Welkins: (lel)
8057Hana Miyamoto gets into a kung fu pose
8058Shinobu Hisakawa: "Ow."
8059Monte Miyamoto gets up rubbing his back before getting into stance
8060Shinobu's turn
8061Richard Welkins sighs as he stands up.
8062Shinobu Hisakawa:
8063Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
8064ATK (3) 	6 5 4
8065DX 	3
8066END 	
8067Hana Miyamoto: (counter)
8068rolling 7d6
8069(
80703
8071+
80725
8073+
80741
8075+
80761
8077+
80781
8079+
80803
8081+
80825
8083)
8084= 19
8085Shinobu Hisakawa: (even when she rolls like garbage she still wins)
8086taps 3 pressure point on shinobu as she attacks, making her do a frontflip and land on her back
8087and also paralyzing her
8088Shinobu Hisakawa: (that was supposed to be a /me right)
8089Moe
8090Hana Miyamoto: (ye)
8091Shinobu Hisakawa: (does she also explode)
8092Richard Welkins: (only her dad does that)
8093(I think)
8094Hana Miyamoto: (yeah)
8095Richard Welkins: (hopefully)
8096Monte Miyamoto: (only Momo and eventually Moe in like 5 or so years)
8097Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh? I can't..."
8098(top tier training)
8099Monte Miyamoto tries to hit a pressure point in Hana's gut to wind her
8100Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
8101(
81022
8103+
81045
8105+
81066
8107+
81083
8109)
8110= 16
8111Shinobu Hisakawa: (beat up some 15 year olds)
8112Hana Miyamoto: (counter)
8113rolling 7d6
8114(
81155
8116+
81173
8118+
81196
8120+
81213
8122+
81234
8124+
81253
8126+
81275
8128)
8129= 29
8130Hana Miyamoto uses two fingers to grab Moe's ear and make him flip on his ass as well, before tapping the same pressure points with her foot
8131Dick
8132Richard Welkins: "I remember when she said she wasn't going to channel your dad."
8133Monte Miyamoto grabs his ear "Ow! Ow!"
8134Richard Welkins runs at her and throws all his weight behind his punch
8135Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
8136(
81374
8138+
81396
8140+
81414
8142)
8143= 14
8144Hana Miyamoto: rolling 7d6
8145(
81466
8147+
81486
8149+
81502
8151+
81526
8153+
81544
8155+
81563
8157+
81586
8159)
8160= 33
8161Shinobu Hisakawa: (he dead)
8162Richard Welkins: (he didn't say counter :^^^^^^^) )
8163Hana Miyamoto: (oops)
8164Monte Miyamoto: (good lord)
8165Hana Miyamoto: rolling 1d2
8166(
81672
8168)
8169= 2
8170(It's her turn next anyways)
8171Hana Miyamoto grabs the hand as she performs a rainmaker on Dick
8172Hana Miyamoto: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrnWysJk4fk )
8173"Nice try!"
8174Richard Welkins: (so she did kill him)
8175Hana Miyamoto: "Lemme do my best as well!"
8176rolling 7d6
8177(
81783
8179+
81801
8181+
81825
8183+
81843
8185+
81866
8187+
81883
8189+
81905
8191)
8192= 26
8193Shinobu Hisakawa: "Can we survive your best...?"
8194Richard Welkins gasps as he lands on his back
8195Hana Miyamoto stops the boombox
8196Hana Miyamoto: "Did you guys learn anything?"
8197Hana Miyamoto taps everyone's pressure points to fix em up
8198Shinobu Hisakawa: "Not to pick a fight with any of Moe's relatives?"
8199Monte Miyamoto continues to hold his ear "I didn't learn anything."
8200Hana Miyamoto: "I suppose that's a given"
8201Richard Welkins: "I think I'll stay down here for a little."
8202Shinobu Hisakawa gets back up. "Though I'm not sure that's what I was expecting to learn..."
8203Silica Gimmes: (how to take a beating)
8204(vital skill)
8205Hana Miyamoto: "Uuuh, by watching me fight, you learn how to fix your techniques!"
8206"And also learn how to fall"
8207"Dad really wanted to make us learn how to fall"
8208"Only by sparring can you perfect your technique"
8209Monte Miyamoto: "Dad also helps you adjust your posture without throwing you around..."
8210Hana Miyamoto scratches her hair "Well dad's a better teacher"
8211Richard Welkins turns his head up from the ground. "Can you watch the face next time at least?"
8212Hana Miyamoto: "Your opponents won't watch the face"
8213"Gotta remember that"
8214"Besides, what if you need to headbutt someone?"
8215Shinobu Hisakawa: (your opponents won't avoid killing you so why should she)
8216Hana Miyamoto: (exactly)
8217Richard Welkins: "What if our opponents can shoot lasers out of their eyes?"
8218"You gonna simulate that next?"
8219Monte Miyamoto: "Please don't give her ideas..."
8220Richard Welkins chuckles and winces as he picks himself up.
8221Hana Miyamoto: "pew pew"
8222Hana Miyamoto looks at you
8223Hana Miyamoto: "you're dead"
8224Richard Welkins falls back on the ground.
8225Hana Miyamoto: "what an ugly corpse"
8226"ew"
8227Shinobu Hisakawa: (I'll probably be heading to bed now)
8228Hana Miyamoto: (night night)
8229Shinobu Hisakawa: (I gotta go teach english tomorrow)
8230Hana Miyamoto: (what)
8231Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's what I do)
8232(I've mentioned this before)
8233Hana Miyamoto: (you don't really talk much about your job)
8234Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's not much of a job considering I do it for a total of 3 hours a week)
8235Hana Miyamoto: (ah)
8236Richard Welkins rolls over onto his back. "Very rude."
8237Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's just private lessons)
8238Hana Miyamoto: (oh no)
8239Monte Miyamoto: "I think politeness went out the window when she yanked on my ear..."
8240Richard Welkins stands up again.
8241Hana Miyamoto: "How about some home made ice cream?"
8242Monte Miyamoto: "...Okay."
8243Richard Welkins: (carrot ice cream)
8244Hana Miyamoto: "With a little cherry on top?"
8245Richard Welkins: "Painkiller on top please."
8246Hana Miyamoto: "Nuh uh"
8247sometime later and you get vanilla ice cream
8248Hana Miyamoto: "So why you gotta train so much?"
8249Richard Welkins: "Uhhhhhhh"
8250Monte Miyamoto: "I guess I convinced them I was right about strong magic coming from a healthy body."
8251Hana Miyamoto: "Well I dunno if that's true or not"
8252"But best of luck on that either way"
8253Monte Miyamoto: "Thanks sis."
8254Hana Miyamoto: "You want something else to go with the ice cream?"
8255"Some wafers?"
8256Richard Welkins: "I'm good, thanks."
8257Hana Miyamoto: "So how's been school?"
8258Monte Miyamoto: "It's been okay. It hasn't been too much work yet at least."
8259Hana Miyamoto: "and what's happened to that other girl?"
8260Richard Welkins laughs a little. "Oh yeah."
8261Richard Welkins: (oh wait)
8262(does she mean silica)
8263Monte Miyamoto: "Which one?"
8264Richard Welkins: (I was thinking thot)
8265(ignore if silica)
8266Hana Miyamoto: "The uh, the one that came home with you guys"
8267Monte Miyamoto: "Oh..."
8268Richard Welkins: "She's a bit under the weather right now."
8269Hana Miyamoto: "Oh I see, I'll make sure to make a melon cake for her"
8270you end up having ice cream as both Richard and Shinobu leave eventually
8271Hana Miyamoto: "So...Momo"
8272Hana Miyamoto has a smug smile "You and that Shinobu would look pretty good as a couple"
8273Monte Miyamoto: "Wh-what?"
8274Hana Miyamoto: "Come on, you gotta find a girl now that you're in highschool"
8275"It'd be lame if you didn't have a highschool crush"
8276Hana Miyamoto giggles
8277Hana Miyamoto: "Plus you're always inviting her here"
8278Richard Welkins: (he has a crush on dick too apparently)
8279Monte Miyamoto: "She's our classmate!"
8280Hana Miyamoto: (of course)
8281(A bro crush)
8282(Nothing gay with having immense amounts of love and admiration for your bro)
8283Richard Welkins: (tell her stop crushing on dick :^) )
8284Hana Miyamoto: "C'moooon"
8285Hana Miyamoto pokes you while giggling
8286Monte Miyamoto: "Cut it out!"
8287Hana Miyamoto: "You like em tall dontcha?"
8288"fufufufufu"
8289"Didn't know you had those kind of tastes lil bro"
8290Hana Miyamoto keeps poking you
8291Monte Miyamoto: "I don't know what you're talking about, sis."
8292Hana Miyamoto: "you just gotta say the word and I'll give you two a reservation on one of those romantic restaurants and stuff"
8293"The real fancy ones"
8294Hana Miyamoto has a smug smile
8295Monte Miyamoto: "That's not even the kind of place you'd go on a first date."
8296Hana Miyamoto: "So you are planning on going on a first date"
8297"I gotcha all figured out"
8298Monte Miyamoto: "N-no!"
8299"I'm not planning anything like that!"
8300Hana Miyamoto: "Don't lie"
8301Richard Welkins: (as dick is planning 9 dates at once)
8302Hana Miyamoto: (All of them with the MILF librarian)
8303Richard Welkins: (woah now)
8304Silica Gimmes: (only eight)
8305Monte Miyamoto: "I'm not."
8306(the ninth is with himself)
8307Hana Miyamoto: (Woah Dick can suck his own dick)
8308Richard Welkins: (that's everyday in the mirror)
8309Monte Miyamoto: (wrong)
8310(what Jazz said)
8311Hana Miyamoto: (That's why they call him Dick huh)
8312Monte Miyamoto: (flexing in the mirror)
8313Hana Miyamoto: (fucks with a mirror)
8314(So he can actually get turned on)
8315Richard Welkins: (yeah I saw american psycho too)
8316Hana Miyamoto chuckles "Don't worry, I'm joking"
8317Monte Miyamoto: "Sure you are."
8318Hana Miyamoto gives you a small nudgie "Yeah yeah"
8319Monte Miyamoto: "I-I'm gonna go read."
8320Hana Miyamoto laughs "you do that"
8321Hana Miyamoto: "Whaddya want for breakfast tomorrow?"
8322Monte Miyamoto: "Anything with eggs is fine I guess."
8323Hana Miyamoto pouts "C'mon, be a little more picky, otherwise there's no challenge"
8324Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...Make an egg and rice dish with furikake that transforms."
8325Hana Miyamoto smiles "okie dokie!"
8326Monte Miyamoto: "Night, sis."
8327Hana Miyamoto: "night night"
8328MEANWHILE
8329Richard Welkins: (oh are we doing this)
8330Hana Miyamoto: (:^^^^^^^^^) )
8331Silica Gimmes: (date night with the librarian, yeah)
8332Richard Welkins: (unzips dick)
8333Silica Gimmes: (but you ARE dick)
8334Richard Welkins: (ye)
8335you approach the bookstore as you notice it's still open despite the time, and a tired Evelyne drinking a cup of coffee
8336Richard Welkins waves as he walks through the door.
8337you also notice the 20% sale sign on the store as well
8338Evelyne smiles "Hey there"
8339Evelyne: "What can I help you with?"
8340Richard Welkins smiles before rubbing the back of his neck and looking around. "Books for pain relief."
8341Evelyne chuckles "Trouble sleeping or something?"
8342Richard Welkins: "I wish. We had some 'friendly sparring' with Moe's sister."
8343Richard Welkins air quotes as he says friendly sparring.
8344Evelyne: "Oh, you practice martial arts?"
8345Richard Welkins: "Kinda, their family is way more into it though."
8346Evelyne: "Moe is Monte right?"
8347Richard Welkins: "Oh, yeah."
8348Evelyne: "right"
8349"So he, practices martial arts"
8350Richard Welkins: "Mmhmm. His dad's pretty insane at it and his older sisters are no joke."
8351Evelyne chuckles "Really now? he doesn't really look like it"
8352Evelyne drinks from her coffee
8353Richard Welkins: "Yeah right now, but in a few years if he's as good as they are, oh boy."
8354Monte Miyamoto: (you wa shock)
8355Evelyne chuckles "I hope he does his best then"
8356Evelyne: "That also means you gotta help him out when he's slacking off, that's what friends are for y'know"
8357Richard Welkins: "Fair enough, he might not try to take my head off."
8358"Or at least I hope."
8359Richard Welkins laughs.
8360Evelyne laughs as well
8361an alarm goes off on Evelyne's phone as she sighs "I'm closing shop now, you want some coffee as well?"
8362Richard Welkins: "I dunno, you might start charging for it soon enough if I keep accepting."
8363Evelyne: "Nonsense"
8364Richard Welkins shrugs. "It's good enough to do so I couldn't blame you."
8365Evelyne: "I sell books, not coffee"
8366Evelyne smiles "And I'd rather keep selling books"
8367Richard Welkins smiles back. "Guess I can't say no then."
8368Evelyne puts the close sign on the shop as she heads upstairs
8369you go to the roof as you see Evelyne taking some pills and downing them with water
8370Richard Welkins: "One of the reasons I came by is that I was curious if you wanted to hear about what happened."
8371Evelyne: "About?"
8372Richard Welkins shakes his head slightly. "I meant to say about what happened in the classroom."
8373Richard Welkins: "Think I'm still recovering from getting the floor mopped by Moe's sister."
8374Evelyne: "Ah"
8375"Well, please, go ahead"
8376Evelyne takes a seat
8377Richard Welkins: "It's quite the long one."
8378Richard Welkins describes what happened to the three of them the other day once they snuck into the classroom after hours.
8379Evelyne looks at you mildly confused
8380Richard Welkins: "Yeah I expected as much."
8381"Can't say I'd be any less confused if someone told me this stuff."
8382Evelyne: "Well, lot's of crazy stuff happen in this world"
8383Evelyne rests his head on her hand "Guess this isn't that out of the ordinary"
8384Evelyne: "At the very least for me"
8385Richard Welkins: "Yeah well if I had to guess this is only scratching the surface of this whole thing."
8386"No idea what's going to happen if we manage to knock some sense into her.
8387Evelyne nods "It may be the only way"
8388Evelyne: "If you need any help, I'll try to do my best"
8389"Even though the best I can do is gather info"
8390Richard Welkins: "The coffee's enough if you ask me, but that helps a lot too."
8391Richard Welkins chuckles.
8392Evelyne chuckles
8393Evelyne: "Now, what's the other reason?"
8394Richard Welkins takes a sip from his coffee. "Hmm?"
8395Evelyne: "You said it was one of your reasons for coming here"
8396"What's the other one?"
8397Monte Miyamoto: (boobs)
8398Richard Welkins: (that's two reasons)
8399Monte Miyamoto: (gotem)
8400Richard Welkins: (each one is its own reason)
8401Richard Welkins smiles as he meets her eyes with his. "Spending time talking with you of course."
8402Richard Welkins: "Or really, just you, more specifically."
8403Evelyne stays silent for a few seconds before giving a warm smile "...thanks"
8404Evelyne adjusts her hair "But I don't really know what to talk about"
8405Richard Welkins takes another drink from his coffee. "Hmmmmmmm."
8406Richard Welkins: "I'm sure you've got some stories from when you traveled around the world."
8407Evelyne: "But where to start?"
8408Richard Welkins shrugs. "Any of em."
8409Evelyne: "How about the beginning then?"
8410Evelyne chuckles "Though it will be a long story, so be prepared"
8411Richard Welkins laughs a little. "Makes the most sense I suppose."
8412Richard Welkins: (you can fast forward through this if you wanted to do something else :^) )
8413Evelyne: (Nah, this is the last thing :^) )
8414(Cause Sax is gone)
8415(So I don't want to start another day without him)
8416Richard Welkins: (ogay)
8417Evelyne: "I was born in Easima, my mother died during childbirth, so it was my father that raised me"
8418"I worked in his library"
8419"Which mind you, was like, 10 times bigger than mine"
8420Richard Welkins: "As densely packed with books too?"
8421Evelyne: "Books as far as the eye can see"
8422"this place doesn't even compare to it"
8423"I didn't go to school"
8424"So everything I learned came from the library"
8425Richard Welkins takes another sip as he continues listening.
8426Evelyne: "When I was 13, my dad died, 6th of May, 7 PM, leaving me an orphan"
8427"Now a little girl taking care of a library by herself it's quite the big problem, specially in Easima"
8428(brb)
8429Richard Welkins: "Oh wow...that sounds really rough."
8430Evelyne: (b)
8431"After a few months of fending by myself, I found the library in flames"
8432"So I grabbed as many books as I could, and ran out of town"
8433"Since a homeless orphan is a sure way to die in Easima, I sneaked up on a caravan"
8434"Thankfully they had space for one more. so that's how I started traveling the world"
8435Richard Welkins: "The library was in flames?"
8436Evelyne: (brb again)
8437(done)
8438(Had to explain a bitch how stupid she's being regarding money spending for a project)
8439"Yeah"
8440"Never figured out why"
8441"After that, well it wasn't so bad"
8442Evelyne: "It took a while to get adjusted to"
8443"but I worked as a teacher and caretaker"
8444"And of course as a librarian"
8445Evelyne goes to explain the caravan and how it worked
8446Evelyne the hours pass by as you don't notice how late it has become
8447Evelyne holds a red book with flowers in it "I found this one on a flea market in the village of Tolebo"
8448Richard Welkins: (tolebo)
8449(lmao)
8450Evelyne: "It was the diary of a young girl who had grew too old for it and needed the money"
8451"Nobody was going to buy a diary"
8452"So I did, just to help her out"
8453"I still haven't read it"
8454"I feel like I'd be breaking that girl's privacy"
8455"Tough I still keep it as part of my private collection"
8456Richard Welkins: "Only makes since you're nice enough not to read it considering you were kind enough to even buy it off her."
8457Evelyne: "I do sometimes wonder what could be inside"
8458Evelyne relaxes on her chair and chuckles as she puts a hand to her chin
8459Evelyne: "I never had a diary, so I wouldn't know"
8460Richard Welkins: "Could be empty."
8461"That's part of the charming mystery though."
8462"Just don't know."
8463Evelyne: "I guess when I'm old and ready to die I'll give it a peek, to close the mystery once and for all"
8464Evelyne chuckles
8465Richard Welkins: "Can't say I'd recommend doing something so devilish right before judgement."
8466Richard Welkins laughs as well.
8467Evelyne: "Well, I'm sure they'll let it pass"
8468"Human's curiosity is so large that it should be taken into account when one is being judged"
8469"You can't fault someone when it is in their nature to do something"
8470Richard Welkins: ("oh really now" unzips dick)
8471"Wouldn't say that's quite the perfect way of thinking about it but eh."
8472Evelyne: "Well I'd love to know how you think of it"
8473Evelyne smiles
8474Silica Gimmes: (how many more dates til she starts going for the dick)
8475Evelyne: (never)
8476(too pure)
8477Richard Welkins: "Oh well I just meant that not everyone's nature is the same and some people are kinda messed up so if they do some crazy stuff cause they were just inclined too it's hard to say they aren't at fault at least to some degree."
8478Evelyne: "I see"
8479"I'd like to think that there's a universal nature for humans"
8480"kinda why you see mob mentality take hold"
8481Richard Welkins: "I assume for a great majority there is."
8482"Maybe there's some more variation when you get to beast races and stuff."
8483Evelyne: "Perhaps"
8484"But that leaves me thinking of something"
8485"If let's say you have the task of judging someone or something, and that someone is wholly evil by nature, would you blame the person for the evil he's commited, or blame his nature for turning him that way"
8486Richard Welkins: "He has the choice not to do the evil though doesn't he?"
8487Evelyne: "I'd assume so, but it is simply not in his nature, he cannot think of the concept of doing good"
8488Richard Welkins: "Ah ah ah, I did say at least to some degree. If someone's legitimately messed up in the head there's some room made, but it's still doing evil stuff whether they know it or not."
8489Evelyne: "I'd suppose so"
8490"I'd feel like blaming the person and not the nature does not leave room to fix"
8491"But then again"
8492"Sometimes there is no possibility of fixing"
8493Evelyne drinks from a new cup of coffee
8494Richard Welkins: "It's definitely not an easy subject."
8495Evelyne: "But I'd suppose that's why people try to answer it"
8496"Life would be boring if everything was easy wouldn't it be?"
8497Richard Welkins: "Most likely."
8498another alarm sounds off in Evelyne's phone as she gets surprised
8499Evelyne: "It's that late?"
8500Richard Welkins: "Hmm?"
8501Evelyne: "It's already midnight"
8502"Huh"
8503Silica Gimmes: (better sleep over ;))))))))))))))))))
8504Evelyne scratches her head "the last bus just passed"
8505Evelyne: (Oh no, you also forgot your broom :^) )
8506Richard Welkins looks out the window before laughing. "Geez those hours just went like that."
8507Richard Welkins snaps.
8508Evelyne: (he snaps and rapes Evelyne)
8509(Like a psycho)
8510Richard Welkins sets his cup down and stands up. "Well, I might know the way home on foot, give or take a few wrong turns."
8511Evelyne: "Alone?"
8512Richard Welkins: "Oh well, I wouldn't want to trouble you."
8513Evelyne: "nonsense, I wouldn't be able to sleep well if I just sent you alone"
8514"Knowing my luck, who knows what kind of stuff might happen"
8515"Lemme just put some shoes and grab my bag"
8516Richard Welkins: "Putting it like that I guess it'd be thoughtless not to agree."
8517Richard Welkins chuckles.
8518Evelyne smiles as she puts on some sneakers and grabs a purse "it's the least I can do"
8519you two leave as the streets are lonely
8520Evelyne: "you know, seeing the streets I know by hand so empty"
8521"There's a certain charm to it"
8522"like a side that little people know"
8523Richard Welkins: "Kinda like all this is just for yourself."
8524Richard Welkins holds his arms out.
8525Richard Welkins: "These big empty streets."
8526"Sort of a peaceful contrast to when the day's really busy."
8527Evelyne grazes your hand with hers as she moves a tad farther away from you "Definetely is"
8528Evelyne: "tough"
8529"If you think about it, it has the same amount of life as during the day"
8530"Just in a different form"
8531Richard Welkins brings his arms down to his sides and turns his head towards her. "In what sense?"
8532Evelyne: "Well, people in their homes, who knows what they're doing in private, the animals that come out, the thieves, the party goers, the night shift workers. those that are sleeping in their homes dreaming"
8533"they still exist, and they're still living as much during the day as during the night"
8534Richard Welkins: "Ooohh now I see what you mean."
8535"Huh."
8536Evelyne: "It just that at night, everyone agrees on being silent and keep themselves at home"
8537Richard Welkins looks around the buildings. "Never thought of it like that."
8538Evelyne: "I like to have fun thinking about the lives of other people, even those I've never met"
8539"Everyone has a story"
8540"They're just secret stories"
8541"Everyone is interesting, they just won't tell us"
8542"Or at least that's how I think about it"
8543Richard Welkins: "That's a very interesting way to think about it."
8544Richard Welkins laughs a little.
8545Evelyne scratches her hair "eh..eheh"
8546Richard Welkins: "Sorry, couldn't help myself though."
8547Evelyne: "I suppose it's in your nature"
8548Richard Welkins: "Yeah exactly."
8549"Can't blame me now."
8550Evelyne: "I wasn't planning to"
8551"It's what makes you an individual, and what makes you, well, you"
8552"I wouldn't change someone's way of life, as much as I can, as long as it makes them happy and they do no harm"
8553"..I guess I should stop doing dumb speeches like that"
8554Evelyne chuckles
8555Richard Welkins chuckles as well. "It's quite alright, these talks have been pretty enjoyable."
8556Evelyne: "I guess I've needed someone to talk to"
8557"all the friends I had were in the caravan"
8558"And I haven't seen them in almost, 8 or 9 years"
8559"I guess Sarah was enough for me"
8560Richard Welkins stays quiet for a few moments.
8561Evelyne looks down "Studious girl, good listener, she didn't had the best grades, but all the teachers knew she was smart"
8562Evelyne: "They just said she had her head up in the clouds"
8563"and missed homework assignments because of it"
8564Evelyne gives of a soft chuckle
8565Evelyne: "I never really minded it though, I lived my childhood with my head in the clouds as well"
8566"It was a dream of mine that she would inherit the store, but I never told her, I wanted her to choose her own path..."
8567Evelyne has a soft smile as she adjust her hair until you both arrive home "Sorry I trailed off"
8568Richard Welkins: "Don't worry about it. Like you said, it's good having someone to talk to but it's just as nice listening to someone who's pleasant to listen to."
8569Evelyne smiles "Thanks"
8570Evelyne bows "Have a good night"
8571Richard Welkins slightly bows and smiles. "You too, thanks for everything."
8572Evelyne leaves for home as you get home and the girls are sleeping already
8573Richard Welkins: (thank god)
8574and so the day ends
8575Kale (GM): didya rike it
8576Jazz: ye
8577good thing the onis didn't see
8578endless bullying would ensue
8579Kale (GM): ye
8580Kawaii: more like endless jealousy
8581Kale (GM): also evelyne had to bring a handbag cause she had her gun in there
8582perfect to protect a little kid
8583Jazz: badass
8584Kale (GM): small gun
8585Jazz: but i have big armor man
8586Kale (GM): peashooter like
8587yeah but she doesn't know
8588Jazz: ye
8589:^)
8590tiny pistol or tiny revolver
8591Kale (GM): revolver
8592Jazz: sick
8593Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
8594(
8595157
8596)
8597= 157
8598rolling 4d20!
8599(
860020
8601+
86022
8603+
86046
8605+
86062
8607+
860810
8609)
8610= 40
8611Jazz: too late
8612he's gotta run and help a friend
8613Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
8614(
8615204
8616)
8617= 204
8618rolling 4d20!
8619(
862010
8621+
86225
8623+
862420
8625+
862617
8627+
86286
8629)
8630= 58
8631Richard Welkins: rolling d420
8632(
8633350
8634)
8635= 350
8636rolling 4d20
8637(
863815
8639+
86405
8641+
86423
8643+
864418
8645)
8646= 41
8647Kale (GM): rolling d420
8648(
864934
8650)
8651= 34
8652rolling d420
8653(
8654407
8655)
8656= 407
8657Silica Gimmes: rolling d420
8658(
8659111
8660)
8661= 111
8662rolling 4d20
8663(
866418
8665+
866617
8667+
866818
8669+
867012
8671)
8672= 65
8673Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
8674(
8675181
8676)
8677= 181
8678rolling 4d20
8679(
868010
8681+
868216
8683+
868414
8685+
86864
8687)
8688= 44
8689Kale (GM): (Current date is April 22, Sunday)
8690(I'll make sure to write it here before posting)
8691(So that I don't have to confuse myself so hard)
8692Shinobu Hisakawa: (here)
8693Kale (GM): Jazz?
8694Richard Welkins: (im here nigger)
8695Kale (GM): okay then
8696everyone here
8697April 22, Sunday
8698Monte Miyamoto: (uuuu)
86993 days before Silica is consumed
8700what do you guys plan on doing?
8701Monte Miyamoto: (go in at night desu nee?)
8702Shinobu Hisakawa: (where we dropping boys)
8703Kale (GM): (You can just wish to head to candle girl's hall by wishing to go there while looking at a candle)
8704Monte Miyamoto: (then meet there to talk plan?)
8705Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
8706Kale (GM): (Meet at school at night?)
8707Monte Miyamoto: (no, candle girl's)
8708Kale (GM): (ah)
8709(ye)
8710Monte Miyamoto: (because we can do that from home ez)
8711Richard Welkins: (plan before going in duh)
8712Kale (GM): (Anything you do during the day?)
8713(Or just skip straight to it?)
8714Shinobu Hisakawa: (train obv)
8715Monte Miyamoto: (more practice probably ye)
8716Kale (GM): (kk then)
8717you spend the rest of the day training...
8718after you all train hard you go and meet in the Crimson hall
8719Candle Girl bows as you enter the portal of fire
8720Candle Girl: "Hello once again"
8721Richard Welkins: (ill finish uploading the ost at some point :^) )
8722Monte Miyamoto bows as he enters "Excuse the intrusion."
8723Candle Girl: "Oh please, I don't mind"
8724"having visitors is always nice"
8725"Have you come here to save your friend?"
8726"I can only assume"
8727"There's no other reason why you'd be here otherwise"
8728Monte Miyamoto: "We want to figure out a plan then go in."
8729Candle Girl: "I see"
8730"Perhaps I could help"
8731"Sadly, I'd have to ask something in return"
8732Shinobu Hisakawa: (one of halfrid's braincells)
8733Candle Girl takes a parchment from her desk "If you're willing to give me something in return, I could make a map of your friend's castle"
8734Candle Girl: "I wish it didn't have to be this way, but I need something of small value to work with"
8735Richard Welkins: "From each of us?"
8736Candle Girl: "No, just one"
8737Godot: (give her the dick)
8738Shinobu Hisakawa: "What sort of thing?"
8739Candle Girl: (She said something of value)
8740Monte Miyamoto rifles through his pockets for a gold coin
8741Candle Girl: "Anything you consider with value"
8742Candle Girl looks at the gold coin "Do you value this?"
8743Candle Girl looks at it and moves it all around "Then I suppose 20 of these are enough"
8744Shinobu Hisakawa: (pay up goy)
8745"..."
8746Monte Miyamoto gets out another 19 "I figured gold at least has useful properties for magic."
8747Candle Girl: "In certain universes, it is the source of magic"
8748Richard Welkins: "Put some of those back, no need for you pay for all of it."
8749Candle Girl: "I just need the spirit of value"
8750Richard Welkins gives her a handful of coins as well.
8751Monte Miyamoto puts away 10 "Alright, we'll go half and half."
8752Shinobu Hisakawa: (fine by me :^))
8753Candle Girl: (Oni's are the jews of Ryuutama)
8754Richard Welkins: (probably true)
8755Silica Gimmes: (explains the khazar milkers)
8756Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
8757ends up making a map of the castle
8758Monte Miyamoto: (well it's more like Monte and Richard come from genuinely wealthy families)
8759Candle Girl: "Here you go"
8760"Please come again soon!"
8761Richard Welkins: (peasants)
8762Candle Girl bows as she lets a small chuckle
8763Monte Miyamoto: "Would it be okay if we stayed and sat a bit to brainstorm?"
8764Richard Welkins laughs as well before taking a look at the map.
8765Shinobu Hisakawa glances over at the map
8766it's a map that shows the inside of the castle, tough what seems to be the master chamber seems to not be marked on the map
8767oh it even says where enemies and guards are posted
8768Candle Girl: "I'm sorry, the master chamber seems to be blocked by a much stronger spiritual aura"
8769Shinobu Hisakawa: "What could be doing that?"
8770Candle Girl: "Your friend"
8771Monte Miyamoto: "Though so."
8772Shinobu Hisakawa: "Makes sense, I guess."
8773Candle Girl: "If you need any supplies, I can also make them"
8774"Tough I will need more of these gold coins, or something equally valuable"
8775Shinobu Hisakawa: (does she have better rates than the stores)
8776Richard Welkins: (kek)
8777Candle Girl: (She's the only one that's gonna sell you weapons)
8778(She sets the prices)
8779(And you're gonna like it)
8780Richard Welkins: (do we also sell loot to her :^) )
8781Candle Girl: (Yeah)
8782Shinobu Hisakawa: (bring her some corpses of the niggas we ice)
8783Monte Miyamoto: "What about that idea with the Armory?"
8784Richard Welkins looks over the map for any storage area
8785There is and armory, though it's heavily guarded
8786Richard Welkins: "Lotta manpower around it."
8787"Hmmmmmm."
8788Shinobu Hisakawa: "To begin with, we don't know how tough those guys are."
8789Richard Welkins turns back towards the candle girl. "Did you make the guns you gave us?"
8790Candle Girl: "Yes, melee weapons are a little tricky though"
8791"I can give you some basic ones"
8792Richard Welkins: (aw)
8793(guess I'm taking a ranseur until I can find that folding spetum)
8794Candle Girl: "So are you buying something?"
8795"P-please let me set up shop"
8796Richard Welkins: (oh yeah kawaii do you still wanna go with those differently customized 1911's idea)
8797Monte Miyamoto: (ye)
8798Richard Welkins: (sick)
8799Monte Miyamoto: (which color you want fam?)
8800(white?)
8801Richard Welkins: (chyeah)
8802Monte Miyamoto: (nice, matte black finish for me then
8803Candle Girl takes out a briefcase as she opens it "Tuturu!"
8804Richard Welkins: (bravo)
8805Monte Miyamoto: (sorry, "stealth black")
8806Candle Girl: "how you like it?"
8807Shinobu Hisakawa: (does she do services other than hug)
8808Candle Girl: (No)
8809(you sicko)
8810Monte Miyamoto: "Impressive."
8811Richard Welkins: (can I get a raincheck in for a hug)
8812Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh..."
8813Candle Girl: (a what)
8814Richard Welkins whistles as he looks over.
8815Richard Welkins: (im too lazy)
8816( a ticket given for later use when a sports event or other outdoor event is interrupted or postponed by rain.
8817a coupon issued to a customer by a store, guaranteeing that a sale item that is out of stock may be purchased by that customer at a later date at the same reduced price.)
8818Candle Girl: "Please buy anything you please"
8819(Ah, yeah)
8820Monte Miyamoto: "I've heard of making the insides of things larger than the outside with magic, but this briefcase is the best I've ever seen."
8821Candle Girl: "T-thanks"
8822Shinobu Hisakawa: (you say guns but are there melee weapons)
8823Candle Girl: (Do you see starter weapons)
8824(In the handout)
8825Richard Welkins nods as he strokes his chin looking over a weapon to pick.
8826Monte Miyamoto: "It'd probably make sense for me to use what I'm familiar with."
8827(so how do we fluff this starting weapon? like is it blunted spears and wooden practice swords?)
8828Candle Girl: (ye)
8829(Or just old weapons)
8830(Or can just be improvised weapons)
8831(That fulfill the role of a sword and spear)
8832(like a pool cue)
8833(Or some shit)
8834Monte Miyamoto takes out a solid wooden practice sword and gives it a swing before taking out the coins to pay for it "This will do nicely."
8835Candle Girl: "Thank you for purchasing"
8836Candle Girl takes the 40 coins
8837Richard Welkins: (50 :^) )
8838Candle Girl: (yeah that)
8839Richard Welkins hands her 50 gold as he pulls a quarterstaff from the case
8840Candle Girl nods as she takes the gold
8841Shinobu Hisakawa picks out a simple, featureless wooden pole. "I think I could work with this."
8842Shinobu Hisakawa pays for it.
8843Shinobu Hisakawa: (what's the big mac index on gold coins)
8844Richard Welkins: (1 gold is 1 burger)
8845Monte Miyamoto: (ye)
8846Shinobu Hisakawa: (damn)
8847(50 burgers for a stick)
8848Monte Miyamoto: (to be fair it's a stick you can hit people with)
8849(those aren't cheap)
8850Richard Welkins: (that's why I picked a quarterstaff :^) )
8851Candle Girl: (ye)
8852Shinobu Hisakawa: (she has a plan though)
8853Candle Girl: (She can get a broom for 10 gold :^) )
8854(And work with that)
8855Richard Welkins: (breaks it over her knee to stab people)
8856Shinobu Hisakawa: (nah she's not poor enough to resort to that)
8857Richard Welkins: (two stabbies for the price of one)
8858Monte Miyamoto: (anyone can get a bamboo pole that snaps the moment it hits someone, but a nice solid wooden pole don't come cheap)
8859Shinobu Hisakawa: (I'll stick with my pick)
8860(the stick)
8861Candle Girl: "Anything else?"
8862(Also I hope you're counting your gold)
8863Richard Welkins: (ofc)
8864"Hmmmm."
8865Richard Welkins pays for two half healing pots.
8866Candle Girl: "Very well then"
8867Richard Welkins: (also since this is fantasy shit my 1911 is gonna be a translucent white)
8868Candle Girl: "Anyone else want to buy anything?"
8869(Wouldn't that show like the whole mechanism and shit)
8870Richard Welkins: (yeah)
8871Monte Miyamoto does the same as Richard
8872Richard Welkins: (not completely translucent)
8873(hol up)
8874Candle Girl: "Thank you for your patronage"
8875Richard Welkins: (does she get better stock the more we buy :^) )
8876Silica Gimmes: (not if you don't hug her)
8877Richard Welkins slightly bows before putting all the gear on his person.
8878Richard Welkins: (that comes later)
8879Candle Girl: (of course she does)
8880(Though you'll need upgrade materials as well :^) )
8881(You'll find em as you adventure)
8882(:^^^^) )
8883Richard Welkins: (nice)
8884Monte Miyamoto secures his things and bows his head "Thanks for the help."
8885Shinobu Hisakawa: "What do we do now, then?"
8886Candle Girl: "Well, I can open a portal to take you inside the castle"
8887Candle Girl closes the briefcase
8888Richard Welkins taps his chin.
8889Richard Welkins: "Where to enter from..."
8890Monte Miyamoto: "I'd say somewhere without a lot of people."
8891Candle Girl: "I know where"
8892Candle Girl nods as she opens a portal of fire
8893Candle Girl: "Please step right trough"
8894Richard Welkins: "Thanks."
8895Richard Welkins steps through.
8896Monte Miyamoto goes with him
8897Candle Girl: "Please do your best!"
8898Richard Welkins: (are these DMC guns that never need to reload)
8899Shinobu Hisakawa follows the two. "That's what we're hoping for."
8900Candle Girl: (ye)
8901Monte Miyamoto: (sick)
8902Richard Welkins: (even more reason to be as artistic as possible with it:^^) )
8903(moe lost his ears)
8904(how unfortunate)
8905you land inside a bathroom as it's pretty cramped
8906Silica Gimmes: (was gonna ask why i was there)
8907Candle Girl: (Dunno what you're talking about :^)
8908Monte Miyamoto: "I guess that counts as few people."
8909Richard Welkins: "Better relieve yourself now if you need to, no bathroom breaks along the way kids."
8910Richard Welkins chuckles as he steps out the door.
8911Richard Welkins: (this isn't lined up to the grid so now I have to scream)
8912Candle Girl: (Nothing I can do)
8913(or wait, lemme see)
8914Monte Miyamoto sighs "Well you tried."
8915Candle Girl: (Nope)
8916Shinobu Hisakawa: (should've built them by hand like I did for persona :^))
8917Monte Miyamoto: (it's a matter of resizing the map and if it requires a map too big, scaling the grid down)
8918(takes a while sometimes)
8919Candle Girl: (Anyways, what's your first move)
8920you leave the bathroom as there's a series of hallways
8921all of em are ornate with paintings of Silica and majestous poses
8922and whatever it is that strokes her ego
8923Shinobu Hisakawa: "This is kinda tacky."
8924Richard Welkins scoffs. "Shoddy brushwork if you ask me, needs to bash the painter over the head with em."
8925Candle Girl: (Silica painted em :^) )
8926Richard Welkins: (owned :^) )
8927Richard Welkins looks down the hallways
8928there's a hallway to the right and one to the front
8929Richard Welkins flips a gold coin.
8930Richard Welkins: rolling 1d2
8931(
89322
8933)
8934= 2
8935Monte Miyamoto: "The right then?"
8936Richard Welkins: "Gonna check this one to the right, yeah."
8937Shinobu Hisakawa: "Okay then."
8938(are we supposed to see the whole map)
8939Candle Girl: (ye)
8940Richard Welkins: (cause we got it :^) )
8941Candle Girl: (you bought the map)
8942(Dummies)
8943Shinobu Hisakawa: (so we can just go around everything cause we know it's there?)
8944Richard Welkins: (yeah but that's gay)
8945"Hmmmmm."
8946Richard Welkins looks over the map.
8947there's an wooden door in front of you, "Barracks" apparently
8948Monte Miyamoto: "Could be risky."
8949Richard Welkins: "That's what I was just thinking, quite a few in here. Maybe check out..."
8950"This room?"
8951"Gauge their strength?"
8952Shinobu Hisakawa: "Makes sense."
8953Monte Miyamoto: "Well if we can take on the barracks we can probably take the rest."
8954Enemy: rolling 2d6
8955(
89561
8957+
89581
8959)
8960= 2
8961Richard Welkins: (lol)
8962your conversation right next to the door goes unnoticed
8963Richard Welkins: "Well I'd say take the chance to find out what they're like before fighting a group of em."
8964"But it's up to you guys."
8965Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...yeah let's go around for now."
8966Richard Welkins puts away the map and begins walking.
8967Richard Welkins: (stuck in the wall god help me)
8968Monte Miyamoto: (TOOOOOOOOOOOOODD)
8969you walk with no impediments as you reach what the maps says to be the kitchen
8970Enemy: (Wait no, Dining room)
8971(Kitchen is the one below)
8972Monte Miyamoto: "Let's surprise whoever's in there while the chance is there."
8973Richard Welkins looks back towards the other two as he has his hand on the doorknob.
8974Shinobu Hisakawa nods
8975Richard Welkins opens the door slowly.
8976Enemy is eating his state mandated melon cake
8977Silica Gimmes: (he better)
8978Enemy: rolling 2d6
8979(
89806
8981+
89824
8983)
8984= 10
8985(gimme a stealth roll)
8986(Unless you just want to assault him)
8987Monte Miyamoto: (cheeki breeki iv damke)
8988Shinobu Hisakawa: (what the FUCK is stealth)
8989Monte Miyamoto: (beat him up)
8990Richard Welkins grabs his staff as he rushes through the door.
8991Monte Miyamoto takes out his sword as he follows
8992Enemy gets surprised as he falls on his ass "What the hell!"
8993Enemy: (You surprised him, so you get to position yourself wherever you want around the room and get to have the first attack)
8994Shinobu Hisakawa charges in with them
8995Shinobu Hisakawa: (close enough to smack him)
8996Enemy: (Movement is 2 plus speed and shit)
8997(2 blocks)
8998roll me intiative
8999Enemy: rolling 3d6
9000(
90012
9002+
90036
9004+
90051
9006)
9007= 9
9008Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
9009(
90102
9011+
90125
9013+
90142
9015+
90162
9017)
9018= 11
9019Shinobu Hisakawa: (what's initiative again)
9020(I need to find the book)
9021Monte Miyamoto: (2+agile+quick)
9022Richard Welkins: rolling 2d6
9023(
90241
9025+
90265
9027)
9028= 6
9029Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
9030(
90316
9032+
90336
9034+
90351
9036)
9037= 13
9038Shinobu's turn
9039Shinobu Hisakawa: (well let's see)
9040(do I get anything for having this stick or is it just fluff)
9041Enemy: (What type of weapon)
9042(Spear type?)
9043(Or just a big stick)
9044(To hit people with)
9045Shinobu Hisakawa: (can someone link me the book)
9046Enemy: (Welp, Mass in half an hour)
9047(Fun)
9048Richard Welkins: (it is sunday)
9049(did you expect not to lmao)
9050Enemy: (I expected that they forgot)
9051Shinobu Hisakawa: (why do you go to evening mass)
9052Enemy: (Cause we're too lazy for morning mass)
9053Richard Welkins: (old people don't like waking up)
9054Shinobu Hisakawa: (so I take it we're cutting here)
9055Richard Welkins: (after his ass is bluegrass)
9056Shinobu Hisakawa: (anyway it's a stick)
9057(solid stick)
9058Enemy: (Well, let's figure out the attacks first, so that sax has an idea)
9059(Then no reach)
9060(And is starter, so no stat bonus or anything)
9061(Just your regular attack)
9062(Though you can add perks after a while)
9063Richard Welkins: (does the song have random imperfections for anyone else or is it my internet taking a shit)
9064Enemy: (free shrugs)
9065Shinobu Hisakawa:
9066Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
9067ATK (3) 	5 4 4
9068DX 	3
9069END 	
9070Enemy: rolling 2d6
9071(
90721
9073+
90743
9075)
9076= 4
9077gets thrown as you can see he's exceedingly weak
9078Enemy: (Almost killed him)
9079you surprised him, so he forgoes a turn
9080Moe
9081Monte Miyamoto points his finger at him "Shooting star!"
9082Monte Miyamoto:
9083Monte Miyamoto Shooting Star
9084ATK (5) 	5 3 3 6 1
9085DX 	2
9086END 	0
9087Will Attack, Ranged
9088Enemy: rolling 2d5
9089(
90904
9091+
90923
9093)
9094= 7
9095Richard Welkins: (forgot is their a base DX or is it only what you put into attack)
9096Enemy: rolling 2d6
9097(
90986
9099+
91003
9101)
9102= 9
9103Monte Miyamoto: (base is 1)
9104Richard Welkins: (there)
9105(making sure)
9106dodges it by rolling
9107Dick
9108Richard Welkins: (what's the gun stats :^) )
9109Enemy: (No stats currently)
9110Richard Welkins: (wow)
9111Enemy: (Upgrades later :^) )
9112(Just basic attack)
9113(But ranged)
9114Richard Welkins: (ok)
9115Enemy: (Works with your magic tho)
9116Richard Welkins: (what do you mean)
9117Enemy: (That it uses the stats for a basic magic attack)
9118Richard Welkins: (oh)
9119(so)
9120(roll magic to hit and damage is just a basic 1?)
9121(what do you mean by it's a basic attack but ranged, but also magic)
9122(that's what's confusing)
9123Enemy: (Just a basic ranged magic attack, same stats as what would be your shooting star)
9124(It'll get stronger eventually)
9125Richard Welkins: (okay well I need to look over the magic chart thing so I'll do that later)
9126(does the quarterstaff have reach :^) )
9127Enemy: (ye)
9128(1 square)
9129Richard Welkins: (aw gay)
9130Monte Miyamoto: (magic attacks, I think, use magic+smarts for the attack roll)
9131Richard Welkins: (oh I know the hit roll, I meant for the DX)
9132(we just arbitrarily made the DX up for aliyah's spells back then)
9133Enemy: (If you have anything that ups DX)
9134(Then that works)
9135(If not)
9136(Then it's 1)
9137Richard Welkins: (oh okay)
9138Richard Welkins draws his pistol from it's holster and aims at the downed soldier.
9139Richard Welkins: (its)
9140Richard Welkins Killer-7
9141ATK (6) 	3 6 6 2 5 1
9142DX 	2
9143END 	
9144It's really cool
9145Enemy: rolling 2d6
9146(
91471
9148+
91495
9150)
9151= 6
9152the guard explodes in shadow
9153Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh."
9154Richard Welkins looks down at the gun. "Nice."
9155Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess they're not that tough."
9156Monte Miyamoto: "Nice work."
9157Richard Welkins holsters it. "You sure sent him flying though."
9158Richard Welkins: "Pretty good hit."
9159Enemy: (And that's it for now)
9160(If Sax is awake after an hour I can continue)
9161Shinobu Hisakawa: (don't count on it)
9162Enemy: (yeah probably)
9163Kale (GM): didya rike it tho
9164Jazz: you know
9165Shinobu Hisakawa: (what if I say no)
9166Kawaii: it was
9167Silica Gimmes: (jus dew it)
9168Jazz: now i gotta get an actual name for the gun
9169its already tasted blood
9170Kawaii: xXx_tHa_D3M0N_k1LLah_xXx
9171Jazz: def
9172Kale (GM): wow
9173Ebony and Ivory :^^^^)
9174Obsidian and Chalk :^^^)
9175Jazz: suck my dick :^^^)
9176Kawaii: Patton and MacArthur
9177Kale (GM): rolling d420
9178(
9179191
9180)
9181= 191
9182rolling 4d20
9183(
918417
9185+
918611
9187+
918813
9189+
91901
9191)
9192= 42
9193Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
9194(
9195214
9196)
9197= 214
9198rolling 4d20
9199(
92002
9201+
920210
9203+
92043
9205+
920612
9207)
9208= 27
9209Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
9210(
9211259
9212)
9213= 259
9214rolling 4d20!
9215(
92161
9217+
921810
9219+
92207
9221+
922210
9223)
9224= 28
9225Richard Welkins: rolling 4d20
9226(
92277
9228+
92296
9230+
923112
9232+
92333
9234)
9235= 28
9236rolling d420
9237(
9238166
9239)
9240= 166
9241Kale (GM): wew
9242didn't hear the bwoops
9243the soldier turns into a mist as it slowly dissipates
9244Kale (GM): rolling 1d10
9245(
92466
9247)
9248= 6
9249revealing 6 gold coins on the ground
9250Richard Welkins: (lmao)
9251(at least it's an even split)
9252Monte Miyamoto blinks a few times and stares at the coins "Uh..."
9253Richard Welkins swipes two coins off the ground.
9254Candle Girl talks inside your head "That's the amount of "value" that soldier had"
9255Candle Girl: "Not a lot"
9256"But it just represented itself as something you're familiar with"
9257Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Okay?"
9258Richard Welkins: "Guess that's handy."
9259Shinobu Hisakawa: "So we get money for dealing with those guys?"
9260Monte Miyamoto picks up two coins and inspects them "That's a bit strange."
9261Candle Girl: "Yeah"
9262"I'm not sure if they're accepted in your markets"
9263"But I'll guess you'll have to test it out"
9264(Destabilizing the market by killing enemies)
9265(Establishing inflation by grinding)
9266(that's the real enemy of the game)
9267Candle Girl: (Btw could you put the amount of money you have on your character sheets)
9268(So I can keep track of it as well)
9269Richard Welkins: (no)
9270Candle Girl: (woooow)
9271Shinobu Hisakawa: (I have no idea how much money I have)
9272Candle Girl: (Starting money was 600 wasn't it)
9273Richard Welkins: (do we only have our first allowance)
9274Candle Girl: (ye)
9275Richard Welkins: (just making sure)
9276Candle Girl: (only that)
9277Monte Miyamoto: (I've literally been putting it on my sheet since the start)
9278Candle Girl: (I mean Jazz and Sax)
9279(Not you)
9280Richard Welkins: (it's there now)
9281Shinobu Hisakawa: (same desu)
9282(in misc)
9283Candle Girl: (kk)
9284there's nothing else in the soldier's dining room as there's another door that seems to be clearly the kitchen
9285Monte Miyamoto: "Guess we might as well go in unless you guys want to backtrack/"
9286Richard Welkins: "It's definitely all melon cakes right?"
9287Monte Miyamoto: "Probably."
9288Shinobu Hisakawa: (where are we supposed to get to anyway)
9289(one of the stairs?)
9290Richard Welkins: (I assume the middle one goes up and the left one goes dwn?)
9291(down)
9292Shinobu Hisakawa: (I would think so)
9293Candle Girl: (Nobe, other way around)
9294Monte Miyamoto: (lmao)
9295Shinobu Hisakawa: (what did he mean by this)
9296Candle Girl: (I made the mistake of getting confused by it)
9297Richard Welkins: (kek)
9298"I'm fine with continuing on to see what lies ahead."
9299Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess, but I don't think we should take on all the guys on this floor."
9300Monte Miyamoto: "Same."
9301Shinobu Hisakawa: "Should save our strength."
9302Monte Miyamoto: "Well maybe there's something to help that in the kitchen."
9303Richard Welkins: (you should just give us a key for what each room with numbers is since we have the map on us :^) )
9304Candle Girl: (Gimme a sec then)
9305Shinobu Hisakawa: (let's hit them showers)
9306Richard Welkins: (aw yeah)
9307"I'd say we at least try to hit up the storage room and armory before moving on."
9308Candle Girl: (Showers/spas are a full HP/MP heal :^) )
9309Richard Welkins: (lmao)
9310(quick dip)
9311(nice nioh copy :^) )
9312Candle Girl: (You say that as if it's the only one that does it :^) )
9313Richard Welkins: (I can't think of another game off the top of my head that has small spas to regain health at)
9314Monte Miyamoto: "I'll say maybe for the armory."
9315Candle Girl: (Kid icarus uprising)
9316(Hollow knight)
9317(Shinobu saves in a shower in no more heroes)
9318Richard Welkins: (lemme rephrase, nioh's is literally just a puddle water)
9319Candle Girl: (wew)
9320Richard Welkins: (you take a quick sit and get out)
9321(it's also only health, not save)
9322Candle Girl: (Whatever)
9323Shinobu Hisakawa: "I guess storage is the closest from here."
9324Richard Welkins: "And lacking in protection."
9325Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, it looks like we've got a lot of rooms to go through if we want to go to the armory."
9326Shinobu Hisakawa: (ez)
9327(punch a hole in the wall)
9328Candle Girl: (She's a weak baby Oni)
9329Richard Welkins: (but the showers is the room right before :^) )
9330(so it's ok)
9331Candle Girl: (That decided to be a mage)
9332(Can't punch trough walls like her mother)
9333(:^) )
9334Shinobu Hisakawa: (she just needs to lift more)
9335Candle Girl: (Yeah)
9336(Just lift Moe)
9337Richard Welkins: (not heavy enough)
9338Shinobu Hisakawa: (I would imagine he's too light to be useful for that)
9339(might have other uses though)
9340Richard Welkins: (I'd assume any oni worth their salt can exceed under 200lbs)
9341Candle Girl: (Anyways)
9342(Where you heading?)
9343Richard Welkins: (storage)
9344Monte Miyamoto: (storage desu)
9345Candle Girl: (Then go towards it :^) )
9346Richard Welkins: (rabbits first)
9347you see the storage room as there's a guard having a smoke, reading a book about how cool Silica is (With a Silica seal of approval) as he's surrounded by boxes half of it says "melon" the other half says "Cakes"
9348there's also a desk with a small lizard sitting in one of those places lizards live
9349Shinobu Hisakawa: (what)
9350Candle Girl: (The cages)
9351(The ones with glass)
9352Monte Miyamoto: "On three?"
9353Shinobu Hisakawa: (terrarium)
9354Candle Girl: (That)
9355Shinobu Hisakawa: (please use google translate)
9356Candle Girl: (It doesn't even have a name in spanish)
9357"Oh please get the lil lizard!"
9358"It's so cute!"
9359"Could you please get it?"
9360Richard Welkins: "Uh, I guess?"
9361"How are we gonna carry that out of here though?"
9362Candle Girl: "Thank you so much!"
9363"Just light a candle and I'll grab it"
9364Richard Welkins: "Works for me."
9365Candle Girl: "Thank you again!"
9366Richard Welkins readies himself. "On three."
9367Shinobu Hisakawa: "Right."
9368Monte Miyamoto does a countdown from three with his fingers before storming into the room
9369Richard Welkins follows
9370Enemy: "the hell?!"
9371(You can roll initiative again if you want)
9372(otherwise you're stuck with that)
9373Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
9374(
93754
9376+
93776
9378+
93794
9380+
93812
9382)
9383= 16
9384Richard Welkins: rolling 2d6
9385(
93861
9387+
93884
9389)
9390= 5
9391(lol okay)
9392Shinobu's turn
9393Shinobu Hisakawa:
9394Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
9395ATK (3) 	1 3 5
9396DX 	3
9397END 	
9398(gay)
9399Enemy: rolling 3d6
9400(
94014
9402+
94031
9404+
94055
9406)
9407= 10
9408Enemy dodges it
9409Moe
9410Monte Miyamoto follows up with a sword swing
9411Monte Miyamoto:
9412Monte Miyamoto Poke
9413ATK (4) 	5 5 2 5
9414DX 	1
9415END 	0
9416Enemy: rolling 3d6
9417(
94186
9419+
94201
9421+
94226
9423)
9424= 13
9425Shinobu Hisakawa: (he dead)
9426(or not)
9427Enemy: (3 damage)
9428Enemy gets staggered as he manages to lessen the damage
9429Enemy takes a step back as he attacks Shinobu with his spear
9430Enemy: rolling 3d6
9431(
94321
9433+
94344
9435+
94366
9437)
9438= 11
9439Shinobu Hisakawa: (so what do I roll now)
9440Monte Miyamoto: (defends is 2+evasive+quick)
9441(or 2+teleport)
9442Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
9443(
94441
9445+
94464
9447+
94485
9449)
9450= 10
9451Richard Welkins: (or 2+incorporeal)
9452( :^) )
9453Enemy: (DX is 2)
9454Shinobu Hisakawa: (meaning?)
9455Richard Welkins: (so 2 damage)
9456Shinobu Hisakawa: (okay)
9457Monte Miyamoto: (damage is the number you lose the roll by times damage multiplier)
9458(1*2 here)
9459Richard Welkins: (so if the difference had been 3 you'd have taken 6 damage)
9460Shinobu Hisakawa: (right)
9461Monte Miyamoto: (the ol' cheek scratch of scary)
9462Dick's turn
9463Shinobu Hisakawa: (so if my DX is 3 then all damage is x3
9464Enemy: (ye)
9465Richard Welkins: (yeah)
9466Shinobu Hisakawa: (hol up though)
9467(how does defense factor into this)
9468Monte Miyamoto: (defense is your roll to defend??????????)
9469Richard Welkins: (defense is how many dice you roll)
9470Shinobu Hisakawa: (oh)
9471(okay)
9472Monte Miyamoto: (armor reduces DX)
9473Richard Welkins brings his staff down towards the guard's head
9474Richard Welkins:
9475Richard Welkins Quarterstaff
9476ATK (3) 	1 2 4
9477DX 	2
9478END 	
9479Enemy: (For every 1 armor, you reduce DX by one)
9480rolling 3d6
9481(
94821
9483+
94845
9485+
94862
9487)
9488= 8
9489dodges the hit again
9490Shinobu's turn
9491Enemy: "Get bent maggots!"
9492Monte Miyamoto: (minimum DX is 1/2 with any total greater than 1 being rounded down to the nearest whole number)
9493Shinobu Hisakawa attempts a thrust with the pole
9494Shinobu Hisakawa:
9495Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
9496ATK (3) 	1 6 6
9497DX 	3
9498END 	
9499Enemy: rolling 3d6
9500(
95014
9502+
95036
9504+
95054
9506)
9507= 14
9508Shinobu Hisakawa: (so that makes)
9509(12 damage?)
9510Enemy: (ye)
9511Richard Welkins: (aye)
9512your superior oni strength throws the man as his barely functioning armor breaks down
9513Enemy: "Oh no!"
9514Moe's turn
9515Monte Miyamoto tries to stab in the same spot
9516Monte Miyamoto:
9517Monte Miyamoto Poke
9518ATK (4) 	2 5 2 4
9519DX 	1
9520END 	0
9521Enemy: rolling 3d6
9522(
95232
9524+
95256
9526+
95275
9528)
9529= 13
9530(nobe)
9531Richard Welkins: (fuck this guy)
9532Enemy starts to run away as his armor falls off completely, leaving him in his undies
9533Enemy goes to ring a bell
9534Richard Welkins: (for a short second I was having doubts about shooting a running naked man)
9535Enemy: (you get an attack of opportunity)
9536(All of you, if he dodges all of em, everyone in the dungeon gets alerted)
9537Richard Welkins draws his gun. "Not so fast!"
9538Richard Welkins:
9539Richard Welkins Killer-7
9540ATK (6) 	1 4 1 5 6 6
9541DX 	2
9542END 	
9543It's really cool
9544Monte Miyamoto does the same "Hold it!"
9545Enemy: (Does Shinobu pull her gun as well)
9546Richard Welkins: (when do we get hold ups :^) )
9547Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah she executes him for his skin tone)
9548Monte Miyamoto:
9549Monte Miyamoto 1911
9550ATK (5) 	3 3 6 3 1
9551DX 	2
9552END 	0
9553Enemy: (But he's white)
9554Shinobu Hisakawa: (not white enough)
9555Monte Miyamoto: (and we're Not!Japanese)
9556Shinobu Hisakawa:
9557Shinobu Hisakawa CZ-75
9558ATK (3) 	6 5 1
9559DX 	3
9560END 	
9561Enemy: rolling 3d6
9562(
95633
9564+
95656
9566+
95674
9568)
9569= 13
9570rolling 3d6
9571(
95726
9573+
95745
9575+
95765
9577)
9578= 16
9579rolling 3d6
9580(
95814
9582+
95835
9584+
95855
9586)
9587= 14
9588Shinobu Hisakawa: (he didn't dodge any)
9589(did he)
9590Enemy: (He dodged shinobu's and Monte's)
9591(Not Richard's)
9592Enemy dodges the bullets as he smiles and laughs "You're too slo-!" before a bullet lands right in his head, turning him into mist
9593Enemy: rolling 1d10
9594(
95955
9596)
9597= 5
9598and dropping 5 coins
9599Shinobu Hisakawa: (dodges bullets)
9600(I think you can just say they missed)
9601Enemy: (Same thing)
9602Shinobu Hisakawa: (yeah okay imma pay you a visit and you show me yourself dodging bullets)
9603Monte Miyamoto: (not really, but whatever sinks your boat man)
9604Richard Welkins: (same thing)
9605Enemy: (Okay you missed)
9606(Anyways, he's dead)
9607Richard Welkins holsters his gun before looking around for a candle.
9608there's a shipment of candles nearby as you light one and handle the lizard to the girl
9609Shinobu Hisakawa: (do a shrek candle with earwax)
9610Candle Girl: "thank you so much!"
9611Candle Girl gives you a hug as she takes the lizard
9612disappears into the flame
9613Monte Miyamoto: "That was odd."
9614apart from that, you'll have to search if you want to find something of value
9615Richard Welkins: "Eh, it was pretty cute."
9616"Just wants something to keep her comapny."
9617(company)
9618(what to roll for search)
9619Candle Girl: (Smarts)
9620(And perception)
9621Monte Miyamoto starts looking around "Now that I think about it...it makes sense."
9622Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
9623(
96241
9625+
96266
9627+
96283
9629)
9630= 10
9631Richard Welkins: rolling 2d6
9632(
96334
9634+
96355
9636)
9637= 9
9638Monte Miyamoto: "Girls usually like soft and fluffy animals but..."
9639Candle Girl: (2 dice plus your attribute remember)
9640Richard Welkins: (is that how it works even for non combat shit)
9641Candle Girl: (Yeah)
9642Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 2d6
9643(
96443
9645+
96462
9647)
9648= 5
9649Richard Welkins: (man I'm either fucked up in the head right now or I played the entire campaign wrong lmao)
9650rolling 4d6
9651(
96526
9653+
96541
9655+
96563
9657+
96582
9659)
9660= 12
9661Candle Girl: (lmao)
9662after some searching all of you find...
9663a magical melon cake (Ups a random stat for 1d4 turns)
9664Shinobu Hisakawa: "Really?"
9665it's levitating and glowing
9666and has a ton of sparkles on it
9667Monte Miyamoto sighs "Really."
9668Richard Welkins laughs.
9669Richard Welkins: "Even magic experiments are done on the cakes."
9670"This is really something else."
9671Monte Miyamoto: "Makes you wonder who's running all of this and why."
9672Shinobu Hisakawa: "What do we do next?"
9673Richard Welkins: (when you create an entire new area of divination with melon cakes)
9674"Hmmmm."
9675Monte Miyamoto: "We could try to make our way to the armory now."
9676Shinobu Hisakawa: "Guess so. Though there's 5 guys to take on before we even get there."
9677Richard Welkins: "Sounds good, though how do you wanna handle the barracks?"
9678Monte Miyamoto: "I we'll have to go through them at some point."
9679(I mean*)
9680Richard Welkins: "Yeah but I meant battle plan."
9681Monte Miyamoto: "I guess we could each take a door."
9682Shinobu Hisakawa: "Hmm."
9683Richard Welkins: "I was thinking rushing one guy immediately."
9684"Splitting up might bog us down."
9685Monte Miyamoto: "I was thinking about trying to get them all in one blast, but that might be exhausting."
9686Shinobu Hisakawa: "I'm thinking piling on them one by one sounds better."
9687Richard Welkins: "That or the idea of busting in each door with our guns ready."
9688"Up to you guys."
9689(gotta piss)
9690Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...if you guys are sure about piling on one at a time, maybe it's for the best."
9691Richard Welkins starts heading out of the room.
9692Monte Miyamoto follows
9693you reach the door...
9694Kale (GM): (roll agility if you want to take em by surprise)
9695Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
9696(
96973
9698+
96992
9700+
97012
9702+
97032
9704)
9705= 9
9706Richard Welkins: (watch this)
9707Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's 2+agile?)
9708Kale (GM): (ye)
9709Richard Welkins: rolling 2d6
9710(
97113
9712+
97136
9714)
9715= 9
9716Monte Miyamoto: (2+agile+quick)
9717Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
9718(
97193
9720+
97211
9722+
97234
9724)
9725= 8
9726(ebin)
9727Kale (GM): (Dick and Moe get to have first strike)
9728Richard Welkins draws his gun and nods towards the others.
9729Monte Miyamoto nods with him and gets ready
9730Richard Welkins kicks down the door and fires at the first guard he sees.
9731Richard Welkins:
9732Richard Welkins Killer-7
9733ATK (6) 	3 5 4 5 2 1
9734DX 	2
9735END 	
9736It's really cool
9737Kale (GM): (And Moe?)
9738Monte Miyamoto:
9739Monte Miyamoto Combat Commander
9740ATK (5) 	3 3 5 6 1
9741DX 	2
9742END 	0
9743Kale (GM): (What enemy)
9744rolling 2d6
9745(
97465
9747+
97486
9749)
9750= 11
9751rolling 2d6
9752(
97536
9754+
97551
9756)
9757= 7
9758Shinobu Hisakawa: (why killer-7 and not nigger killer 3000)
9759Richard Welkins: (placeholder name)
9760(cause it looks almost like the killer-7 from re4)
9761Kale (GM) the shots stagger the armored man as everyone notices you "Intruder!"
9762the shots stagger the armored man as everyone notices you "Intruder!"
9763Richard Welkins: (time to reroll initiative :^) )
9764Enemy: (Set your tokens as well :^) )
9765Richard Welkins: (here comes the three)
9766Enemy: (Unless you wanna start at the hallway)
9767Richard Welkins: rolling 2d6
9768(
97692
9770+
97711
9772)
9773= 3
9774Enemy: (lmao)
9775Richard Welkins: (oh shit on me lol)
9776Shinobu Hisakawa: (nice)
9777rolling 3d6
9778(
97791
9780+
97814
9782+
97833
9784)
9785= 8
9786Richard Welkins: (was that initiative or an attack)
9787Enemy: (Yeah)
9788Shinobu Hisakawa: (initiative)
9789Richard Welkins: (you don't have to)
9790(since you know)
9791(you have 12)
9792Shinobu Hisakawa: (oh okay)
9793Enemy: (Unless you wanna get worse)
9794Richard Welkins: (it's just optional)
9795Enemy: (ye)
9796Shinobu Hisakawa: (no I'm good)
9797Richard Welkins: (kek)
9798Shinobu's turn
9799Shinobu Hisakawa: (you guys gonna move your tokens or what)
9800(didn't you enter the room)
9801Enemy: (Yeah that's what I assumed)
9802Richard Welkins: (I'm in the room :^) )
9803Shinobu Hisakawa: (is kawaii even here)
9804Enemy: (Kawaii hasn't moved his, so I assumed he was staying there)
9805Shinobu Hisakawa: (I guess he's away)
9806Enemy: (seems so)
9807(Anyways, your turn)
9808Shinobu Hisakawa: (I'll frag this charlie)
9809Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
9810ATK (3) 	2 6 4
9811DX 	3
9812END 	
9813Enemy: rolling 3d6
9814(
98151
9816+
98175
9818+
98193
9820)
9821= 9
9822you punch him good as he staggers once again
9823Enemy: (I'll leave Kawaii's turn for the end then)
9824Richard Welkins: (let me take his place :^) )
9825Enemy: rolling 1d2
9826(
98271
9828)
9829= 1
9830(no :^) )
9831Richard Welkins: (queer)
9832Enemy: (Fine)
9833(Do it)
9834Richard Welkins: (got em)
9835Enemy: (Can you move it)_
9836Richard Welkins swings his staff towards the guard.
9837Enemy: (Oh)
9838(I got it now)
9839(Anyways, roll)
9840Richard Welkins: (you gave me permission for shinobu lol)
9841Enemy: (No???)
9842Richard Welkins: (her health bars and shit showed up)
9843(I was able to moe her and didn't)
9844(move)
9845Enemy: (no idea there)
9846Richard Welkins: (why is she still in the hallway though)
9847Richard Welkins Quarterstaff
9848ATK (3) 	6 5 5
9849DX 	2
9850END 	
9851Enemy: (That's Moe)
9852(Lmao)
9853Richard Welkins: (what)
9854Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's moe)
9855Enemy: (Look close)
9856Shinobu Hisakawa: (shinobu is in the room)
9857(right next to dick)
9858Richard Welkins: (yo waht)
9859Shinobu Hisakawa: (refresh)
9860Enemy: (Moe looks too much like a girl)
9861Mithridates: (I genuinely thought that was shinobu the whole time)
9862(oh fuck)
9863Shinobu Hisakawa: (who)
9864Richard Welkins: (looks like a girl with two horns desu)
9865Enemy: ( No one important :^^^^^) )
9866Richard Welkins: (I can't be the only one who thinks this)
9867Shinobu Hisakawa: (nadim pourtant?)
9868Enemy: (the ears are the same color as the hair)
9869Richard Welkins: (oh wait is there brown behind)
9870(yeah I see that now)
9871Enemy: (Shinobu is black hair as well)
9872(Anyways)
9873(roll your attack)
9874Richard Welkins: (I did)
9875Enemy: (oh)
9876rolling 3d6
9877(
98782
9879+
98802
9881+
98822
9883)
9884= 6
9885Richard Welkins: (these fucks don't know how to take an L goddamn stop rolling 6's)
9886Shinobu Hisakawa: (why does it still say it's my turn)
9887the guard is barely standing as it's the mooks turn
9888Enemy: (3 on shinobu)
9889(1 on Richard)
9890rolling 3d6
9891(
98921
9893+
98943
9895+
98961
9897)
9898= 5
9899rolling 3d6
9900(
99011
9902+
99032
9904+
99056
9906)
9907= 9
9908rolling 3d6
9909(
99106
9911+
99126
9913+
99142
9915)
9916= 14
9917Richard Welkins: (oof)
9918Enemy: (For Shinobu)
9919Shinobu Hisakawa: (so you said 3 on shinobu 1 on richard but I only see 3 rolls)
9920Enemy: (Those three are for you)
9921Richard Welkins: (bit more orderly if we both don't roll defense at the same time)
9922Shinobu Hisakawa: (you shouldn't have)
9923rolling 3d6
9924(
99254
9926+
99273
9928+
99295
9930)
9931= 12
9932rolling 3d6
9933(
99344
9935+
99366
9937+
99383
9939)
9940= 13
9941rolling 3d6
9942(
99435
9944+
99456
9946+
99471
9948)
9949= 12
9950Enemy: (DX 2)
9951Shinobu Hisakawa: (so she dodges the first two but takes the biggest one in the face)
9952Enemy: (so 6*2)
9953rolling 3d6
9954(
99556
9956+
99571
9958+
99591
9960)
9961= 8
9962(for richard)
9963Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
9964(
99656
9966+
99671
9968+
99694
9970)
9971= 11
9972Enemy: (blocked)
9973(And I guess Dick goes a second time)
9974Richard Welkins: (you can just control moe you know :^) )
9975(so it's not two of us tanking 4 dudes)
9976Enemy: (fine jeez)
9977Shinobu Hisakawa: (or we could just)
9978(wait for kawaii)
9979(there's a wild concept)
9980Enemy: (Free shrugs, but sure)
9981Richard Welkins: (don't complain when we wait 40 minutes and it gets closer to your sleepy time :^) )
9982Enemy: (yeah)
9983Shinobu Hisakawa: (not like we'll get any further without him)
9984Monte Miyamoto: (sorry, my brother flipped the lawn mower)
9985Shinobu Hisakawa: (what)
9986Richard Welkins: (fucking lol)
9987Enemy: (lmao)
9988Richard Welkins: (speedy drift)
9989Enemy: (Did he do a sick kickflip)
9990Monte Miyamoto: (our yard has some hills that are a bitch to cut)
9991(and gramps refuses to buy a weedwacker)
9992(so we're forced to deal with that shit
9993Richard Welkins: (top lol)
9994Enemy: (Anyways, your turn)
9995Monte Miyamoto: (nice turn order)
9996Richard Welkins: (I took your turn)
9997Enemy: (ye)
9998Richard Welkins: (we'll go back to normal after this)
9999Monte Miyamoto: (hmmm)
10000Monte Miyamoto holds up his fingers in a V pointed over Dick and Shinobu's shoulders "Shooting Star!"
10001Monte Miyamoto:
10002Monte Miyamoto Shooting Star
10003ATK (5) 	1 4 4 5 6
10004DX 	2
10005END 	10
10006Will Attack, Ranged, Multiple Targets
10007Enemy: rolling 3d6
10008(
100093
10010+
100115
10012+
100135
10014)
10015= 13
10016rolling 3d6
10017(
100183
10019+
100206
10021+
100222
10023)
10024= 11
10025one dodges as the other turns into mist
10026Enemy: rolling 1d10
10027(
100284
10029)
10030= 4
10031(get 4 gold coins)
10032Shinobu's turn
10033Richard Welkins: (might as well just wait til the end of combat to roll all of the gold)
10034Enemy: (ye)
10035Shinobu Hisakawa:
10036Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
10037ATK (3) 	4 1 1
10038DX 	3
10039END 	
10040Enemy: (Makes more sense)
10041Shinobu Hisakawa: (epic for the win)
10042Enemy: rolling 3d6
10043(
100442
10045+
100464
10047+
100486
10049)
10050= 12
10051Moe's turn
10052Monte Miyamoto runs forward and swings his sword at one of the enemies by Shinobu
10053Monte Miyamoto: (watch this 3)
10054Monte Miyamoto Poke
10055ATK (4) 	2 4 5 2
10056DX 	1
10057END 	0
10058Enemy: rolling 3d6
10059(
100605
10061+
100626
10063+
100646
10065)
10066= 17
10067(too stronk)
10068rolling 3d6
10069(
100706
10071+
100723
10073+
100745
10075)
10076= 14
10077(for Moe)
10078Richard Welkins: (I'm getting both songs right now lmao)
10079Enemy: (weird)
10080(Try reloading)
10081(anyways, Moe, roll defense)
10082Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
10083(
100844
10085+
100865
10087+
100882
10089)
10090= 11
10091Enemy: (DX 2)
10092rolling 3d6
10093(
100946
10095+
100964
10097+
100985
10099)
10100= 15
10101(For shinobu)
10102Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
10103(
101042
10105+
101063
10107+
101085
10109)
10110= 10
10111(also dx2?)
10112Enemy: (ye)
10113Richard Welkins: (am I getting hit too)
10114Enemy: rolling 3d6
10115(
101164
10117+
101182
10119+
101206
10121)
10122= 12
10123Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
10124(
101256
10126+
101275
10128+
101296
10130)
10131= 17
10132Shinobu's turn
10133Shinobu Hisakawa:
10134Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
10135ATK (3) 	5 1 4
10136DX 	3
10137END 	
10138(great rolls all around)
10139Enemy: rolling 3d6
10140(
101413
10142+
101432
10144+
101452
10146)
10147= 7
10148(What enemy)
10149(You got 2 to punch)
10150Shinobu Hisakawa: (the one in front of me)
10151Moe's turn
10152Monte Miyamoto: (she wants to see if Moe can beat up the other one on his own)
10153Monte Miyamoto swings his sword again
10154Monte Miyamoto:
10155Monte Miyamoto Poke
10156ATK (4) 	5 4 3 5
10157DX 	1
10158END 	0
10159Enemy: (Gotta see if he's husband material)
10160Monte Miyamoto: (inb4 dub 6)
10161Enemy: rolling 3s6
101623
10163= 3
10164rolling 3d6
10165(
101663
10167+
101685
10169+
101703
10171)
10172= 11
10173Richard Welkins: (not sticking to the plan to get some coochie)
10174Monte Miyamoto: (fuck I was like 2/3 of the way to right on that one)
10175Richard Welkins: ( :^^^^^^^^^^) )
10176Mook's turn
10177Enemy: rolling 3d6
10178(
101794
10180+
101816
10182+
101836
10184)
10185= 16
10186(Moe)
10187rolling 3d6
10188(
101894
10190+
101915
10192+
101931
10194)
10195= 10
10196(Shinobu)
10197Richard Welkins: (payback lmao)
10198Enemy: rolling 3d6
10199(
102005
10201+
102026
10203+
102044
10205)
10206= 15
10207(Richard)
10208Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
10209(
102102
10211+
102125
10213+
102143
10215)
10216= 10
10217Enemy: (All DX 2)
10218Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
10219(
102201
10221+
102224
10223+
102243
10225)
10226= 8
10227(sick)
10228Enemy: (And Shinobu?)
10229Monte Miyamoto is knocked to the ground
10230Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
10231(
102323
10233+
102341
10235+
102362
10237)
10238= 6
10239(2 I guess)
10240Enemy: (Gets a surge of power cause he can't look like a bitch in front of a girl)
10241Shinobu Hisakawa: (so 4)
10242(good thing she has 50 HP)
10243Richard Welkins: (ye)
10244Enemy: (ye)
10245Shinobu Hisakawa: (only took 20 so far)
10246Dick's turn
10247Richard Welkins swings towards the guard in front of Shinobu
10248Richard Welkins:
10249Richard Welkins Quarterstaff
10250ATK (3) 	4 4 4
10251DX 	2
10252END 	
10253Enemy: rolling 3d6
10254(
102555
10256+
102574
10258+
102593
10260)
10261= 12
10262Richard Welkins: (check em)
10263(14 dam)
10264Enemy gets staggered as his armors falls off as well
10265Enemy: "The armor does nothing!"
10266Shinobu's turn
10267Shinobu Hisakawa:
10268Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
10269ATK (3) 	5 4 3
10270DX 	3
10271END 	
10272Enemy: rolling 3d6
10273(
102742
10275+
102761
10277+
102786
10279)
10280= 9
10281Shinobu Hisakawa: (sure wish I'd get some dubs)
10282Richard Welkins: (the goggles, they do nothing)
10283Moe's turn
10284Monte Miyamoto tries doing a sweep with his sword as he gets up
10285Monte Miyamoto:
10286Monte Miyamoto Poke
10287ATK (4) 	3 1 1 1
10288DX 	1
10289END 	0
10290(amazing)
10291Enemy: (Great trips)
10292Monte Miyamoto: (thanks for the trips Sax)
10293(he truly is his father's son)
10294Enemy: rolling 3d6
10295(
102964
10297+
102984
10299+
103005
10301)
10302= 13
10303rolling 3d6
10304(
103054
10306+
103074
10308+
103095
10310)
10311= 13
10312Monte Miyamoto: (there was literally no point in rolling)
10313Enemy: (Moe)
10314Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
10315(
103162
10317+
103182
10319+
103206
10321)
10322= 10
10323Enemy: rolling 3d6
10324(
103252
10326+
103272
10328+
103292
10330)
10331= 6
10332(Shinobu)
10333rolling 3d6 (Richard)
10334(
103351
10336+
103371
10338+
103394
10340)
10341= 6
10342Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
10343(
103445
10345+
103465
10347+
103482
10349)
10350= 12
10351Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
10352(
103531
10354+
103554
10356+
103572
10358)
10359= 7
10360(she's gonna need to hit them showers)
10361Richard Welkins: (in the rules you can technically reroll initiative at the beginning of each round :^) )
10362Monte Miyamoto: (I know, I've said this many times)
10363(nobody listens)
10364Enemy: (I mean we could also use the complications rules as well)
10365(:^) )
10366Richard Welkins: (I know, but I wanted to see if kale was alright with it)
10367Enemy: (Go ahead)
10368Richard Welkins: (after this round :^) )
10369Monte Miyamoto: (and I'll be right back because I have to go get food right now for reasons)
10370Dick's turn
10371Monte Miyamoto: (just have Sax roll for me whiile I'm gone I'll proabbly get KO'd next round anyway with my luck)
10372(3d6 for def and 4d6 for attack)
10373Shinobu Hisakawa: (right)
10374Richard Welkins leverages from the block and attacks the guard in front of Shinobu again.
10375Richard Welkins:
10376Richard Welkins Quarterstaff
10377ATK (3) 	3 6 6
10378DX 	2
10379END 	
10380Enemy: rolling 3d6
10381(
103825
10383+
103843
10385+
103861
10387)
10388= 9
10389the guard turns into mist
10390Richard Welkins: (watch this two)
10391Shinobu's turn
10392Richard Welkins: rolling 2d6
10393(
103943
10395+
103962
10397)
10398= 5
10399(epic lmao)
10400Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
10401(
104022
10403+
104042
10405+
104065
10407)
10408= 9
10409Enemy: (Lmao)
10410rolling 3d6
10411(
104122
10413+
104146
10415+
104161
10417)
10418= 9
10419Richard Welkins: (need to invest in more initiative soon)
10420Shinobu Hisakawa: (I need to invest at least one point in fucking hitting niggas)
10421Richard Welkins: (roll20 be a fickle mistress)
10422Enemy: (Sax's turn again)
10423Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
10424(
104255
10426+
104273
10428+
104293
10430+
104315
10432)
10433= 16
10434Enemy: rolling 3d6
10435(
104365
10437+
104382
10439+
104404
10441)
10442= 11
10443Shinobu Hisakawa: (dunno his DX)
10444Richard Welkins: (1)
10445(wait)
10446(why the fuck is his DX 1)
10447(did he not invest in strong or attack lmao)
10448Enemy: (nobe)
10449(He did spend a point in cute)
10450(And combat expert)
10451Shinobu Hisakawa: (did it do anything or is the dude not dead yet)
10452Richard Welkins: (only did 5 dmg)
10453Enemy: (11 HP left)
10454Enemy staggers once more
10455Enemy: (2 against Shinobu now)
10456rolling 3d6
10457(
104586
10459+
104603
10461+
104625
10463)
10464= 14
10465rolling 3d6
10466(
104671
10468+
104691
10470+
104714
10472)
10473= 6
10474Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
10475(
104766
10477+
104786
10479+
104805
10481)
10482= 17
10483rolling 3d6
10484(
104852
10486+
104873
10488+
104893
10490)
10491= 8
10492(blocked both for once)
10493Dick's turn
10494Richard Welkins: (you both attacked the one in front of moe right)
10495Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
10496(but I don't think I did anything)
10497Richard Welkins attacks the same guard as the others.
10498Richard Welkins:
10499Richard Welkins Quarterstaff
10500ATK (3) 	2 2 6
10501DX 	2
10502END 	
10503Enemy: rolling 3d6
10504(
105052
10506+
105075
10508+
105096
10510)
10511= 13
10512Richard Welkins: (bitch)
10513Shinobu's turn
10514Shinobu Hisakawa:
10515Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
10516ATK (3) 	6 6 4
10517DX 	3
10518END 	
10519(now watch him roll 3 6s)
10520Enemy: rolling 3d6
10521(
105226
10523+
105245
10525+
105263
10527)
10528= 14
10529Shinobu Hisakawa: (18 damage)
10530Enemy: (RIP)
10531only one guard left)
10532Shinobu Hisakawa: (move moe to him)
10533rolling 4d6
10534(
105356
10536+
105371
10538+
105392
10540+
105412
10542)
10543= 11
10544Enemy: rolling 3d6
10545(
105462
10547+
105481
10549+
105504
10551)
10552= 7
10553Shinobu Hisakawa: (a whole 2)
10554Enemy starts to run away to ring the bell
10555Enemy: (Attack of opportunity)
10556Shinobu Hisakawa: "We can't let him do that!"
10557Shinobu Hisakawa CZ-75
10558ATK (3) 	4 2 6
10559DX 	3
10560END 	
10561rolling 4d6
10562(
105636
10564+
105653
10566+
105676
10568+
105692
10570)
10571= 17
10572Richard Welkins draws his gun. "No point in runnin'."
10573Richard Welkins:
10574Richard Welkins Killer-7
10575ATK (6) 	4 6 3 2 1 4
10576DX 	2
10577END 	
10578It's really cool
10579Enemy: rolling 3d6
10580(
105813
10582+
105832
10584+
105852
10586)
10587= 7
10588rolling 3d6
10589(
105905
10591+
105925
10593+
105944
10595)
10596= 14
10597rolling 3d6
10598(
105996
10600+
106011
10602+
106031
10604)
10605= 8
10606Richard Welkins: (four from me)
10607Shinobu Hisakawa: (3 from me so 9)
10608Richard Welkins: (aw fuck lmao)
10609Shinobu Hisakawa: (and 2 from moe)
10610barely survives as the bell is one step closer from him
10611Dick's turn
10612Richard Welkins runs up and swings his staff.
10613Richard Welkins:
10614Richard Welkins Quarterstaff
10615ATK (3) 	5 6 6
10616DX 	2
10617END 	
10618Enemy: (Small question)
10619(Why not just shoot him again)
10620Shinobu Hisakawa: (to make extra sure)
10621Enemy: rolling 3d6
10622(
106231
10624+
106254
10626+
106272
10628)
10629= 7
10630Richard Welkins: (I'll wait to answer that question)
10631(is there no cost to shooting the guns)
10632(like at all)
10633Enemy: (not really, you can't use it in close combat tho)
10634Richard Welkins: (oh okay)
10635Enemy: rolling 1d40
10636(
1063738
10638)
10639= 38
10640(38 gold coins found)
10641Shinobu Hisakawa: (oy vey)
10642(now we wait for kawaii again)
10643Enemy: (ye)
10644(Have you liked it)
10645Richard Welkins: (so we got 44 so far?)
10646(yeah)
10647Enemy: (ye)
10648Richard Welkins: (gonna keep track)
10649Monte Miyamoto: (b)
10650Kale (GM): didya see the discord message
10651you can use the XP you have for weaknesses now
10652Shinobu Hisakawa: (so are we going any further than this)
10653Richard Welkins: (if everyone else is good)
10654Kale (GM): (ye)
10655the barracks are empty now as you probably have a bunch of wounds all around you
10656Richard Welkins: (all I got is a tiny cut :^) )
10657"You two holding up alright?"
10658Shinobu Hisakawa: (I lost half my health)
10659Kale (GM): (tiny cut on the carothid :^) )
10660Shinobu Hisakawa: (well almost)
10661Monte Miyamoto: "Sort of..."
10662Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Been better."
10663Richard Welkins: (carotid?)
10664Shinobu Hisakawa: "They don't hit very hard but it piles up."
10665Kale (GM): (Yeah that)
10666Richard Welkins: (2 dmg ain't a neck slice)
10667"I can take the front."
10668Monte Miyamoto: "Don't hit too hard...right."
10669Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oh, well..."
10670"You doing okay, Moe?"
10671Monte Miyamoto: "Y-Yeah. I'm fine."
10672Richard Welkins turns back around and looks him up and down.
10673Richard Welkins takes out one of his health potions and softly underhands it towards him.
10674Richard Welkins: "Catch."
10675Monte Miyamoto catches it and passes it back "It's alright, I bought some too."
10676Richard Welkins: (fuck you too)
10677Richard Welkins tosses it back.
10678Richard Welkins raises his hands up in the air.
10679Monte Miyamoto: (just playing out that he's stubborn :^))
10680Richard Welkins: "Don't toss it back."
10681Kale (GM): (It slips and breaks in the floor)
10682Shinobu Hisakawa: "Don't break it, guys."
10683Richard Welkins: (just playing out he's too kind :^) )
10684Monte Miyamoto catches it and sighs "We're too much like our parents sometimes."
10685Richard Welkins shrugs.
10686Monte Miyamoto drinks the potion "But thanks."
10687Richard Welkins: (kind heard AND he's like a brother to him so the guardian weakness comes in too :^) )
10688Shinobu Hisakawa: (okay spent the extra points)
10689Richard Welkins: (you can't convince this man)
10690Shinobu Hisakawa: (now she has 36 HP left instead of 26)
10691(to a 60 total)
10692Richard Welkins: (kind heart* fuck)
10693Monte Miyamoto: (Moe's got kind-hearted and stubborn and Dick's got kind-hearted and guardian)
10694Richard Welkins: (kind hearted 2)
10695Monte Miyamoto: (they annoy everybody else with their saintly demeanor)
10696Richard Welkins: (that's a movie title now lmao)
10697(Kindhearted 2 Kind)
10698Monte Miyamoto: (Moe isn't level 2 tier)
10699Richard Welkins: (that's why I had to toss it back)
10700Monte Miyamoto: (Moe can't bring himself to help somebody who's outright wronged him)
10701Richard Welkins: "Continue?"
10702Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah."
10703Shinobu Hisakawa: "Alright."
10704(I'll have to add some magic later to make use of that 70 endurance)
10705you see the signs that says showers in front of you
10706Monte Miyamoto: "Before we go in..."
10707Monte Miyamoto raises his hands to cast a weak healing spell on Shinobu
10708Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
10709(
107106
10711+
107125
10713+
107146
10715)
10716= 17
10717Richard Welkins: (check em)
10718Shinobu Hisakawa: (so it heals 12?)
10719Kale (GM): (Healing spells count for the total, so it heals 17)
10720(gotta spend EN tho)
10721Monte Miyamoto: (but he's got healer)
10722(:^))
10723Kale (GM): (Hmmmmmmmmmm)
10724(Okay then)
10725Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oh, thanks."
10726Kale (GM): (But don't overuse it :^) )
10727(Only once per non combat)
10728Monte Miyamoto: (if I were trying to heal more I'd use en to boost it properly :^))
10729Kale (GM): (Anyways)
10730Richard Welkins readies his gun with his hand on the door.
10731Monte Miyamoto: "It's no trouble."
10732Monte Miyamoto readies his gun "Ready when you are."
10733Kale (GM): (Agility for surprise attack)
10734Monte Miyamoto: rolling 4d6
10735(
107366
10737+
107385
10739+
107405
10741+
107421
10743)
10744= 17
10745Richard Welkins: "Praying it isn't in use..."
10746(that's quick/agile right)
10747Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
10748(
107496
10750+
107513
10752+
107532
10754+
107555
10756)
10757= 16
10758Monte Miyamoto: (ye, 2+quick+agile)
10759Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
10760(
107614
10762+
107633
10764+
107656
10766)
10767= 13
10768Kale (GM): (all pass)
10769Richard Welkins rushes through the door and fires at the guard.
10770Richard Welkins:
10771Richard Welkins Killer-7
10772ATK (6) 	5 6 6 1 1 4
10773DX 	2
10774END 	
10775It's really cool
10776Monte Miyamoto:
10777Monte Miyamoto Combat Commander
10778ATK (6) 	2 6 6 2 5 4
10779DX 	2
10780END 	0
10781Shinobu Hisakawa:
10782Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
10783ATK (3) 	5 3 6
10784DX 	3
10785END 	
10786Monte Miyamoto charges in with Richard
10787Richard Welkins: (look at those bros with their same rolls)
10788The guard is naked and taking a shower, though he's got no dick, probably cause Silica hasn't seen a dick in her life
10789Monte Miyamoto: (literally only 2 different dice)
10790(and they were dubs separated by a digit)
10791Kale (GM): rolling 2d6
10792(
107932
10794+
107953
10796)
10797= 5
10798Enemy: rolling 2d6
10799(
108006
10801+
108024
10803)
10804= 10
10805rolling 2d6
10806(
108071
10808+
108093
10810)
10811= 4
10812Richard Welkins: (executed)
10813Shinobu Hisakawa: (6 from me then)
10814Richard Welkins: (18 from me)
10815Enemy: (RIP)
10816Richard Welkins: (12 from kawaii)
10817you kill the man as his featureless body turns into mist
10818Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Didn't he look kinda off?"
10819Richard Welkins: "Let's not go into that."
10820Monte Miyamoto: "I guess you could say he was, er, missing some bits."
10821Enemy: rolling 1d10
10822(
108231
10824)
10825= 1
10826Monte Miyamoto: "Let's just...move on."
10827Shinobu Hisakawa: "R-right."
10828Enemy: (Don't you wanna take a shower :^^^^) )
10829Richard Welkins: (no :^) )
10830Shinobu Hisakawa: (let's hit them showers)
10831Enemy: (Take off all the grime)
10832Monte Miyamoto: (but Shinobu is a girl)
10833Enemy: (coulda fooled me)
10834Richard Welkins: (are you saying girl's don't have grime)
10835Shinobu Hisakawa: (rude)
10836Richard Welkins: (owned)
10837Enemy: (it's booths)
10838Shinobu Hisakawa: (she's a dainty maiden)
10839Monte Miyamoto: (no I'm saying boys and girls aren't allowed to be within 10 miles of eachother and naked unless they're married)
10840(otherwise they explode)
10841Richard Welkins: (who said that)
10842Monte Miyamoto: (like gunpowder, they die)
10843Richard Welkins: (aila or momo)
10844Enemy: (Aliyah actually)
10845Monte Miyamoto: (Heide)
10846Enemy: (Not Heide)
10847Shinobu Hisakawa: (wouldn't heide say the opposite)
10848Monte Miyamoto: (it was Heide)
10849Enemy: (She'd say the opposite)
10850Richard Welkins: (heide would literally say the opposite)
10851Monte Miyamoto: (she wants the boys to resist anybody except the girls)
10852Richard Welkins: (unless it's some reverse psychology shit)
10853Monte Miyamoto: (who the boys are incapable of resisting)
10854Enemy: (Oh right)
10855(Clever plan)
10856Richard Welkins: (nvm that works)
10857Monte Miyamoto: (See I'm a step ahead)
10858Richard Welkins: (we can just take turns :^) )
10859Monte Miyamoto: (I can see the past, present, and all known futures)
10860Shinobu Hisakawa: (anyway now I'm only missing 7 HP so there's no need for a shower)
10861Richard Welkins: (moe spent some EN tho :^)
10862Shinobu Hisakawa: (u right)
10863Monte Miyamoto: (its true)
10864Richard Welkins: (but uh, I don't think these kids are just gonna shower for no reason :^) )
10865Monte Miyamoto: (even truer)
10866Enemy: (It's always a good time for a shower, dunno what you're talking about :^) )
10867Richard Welkins: (he's right)
10868Shinobu Hisakawa: (do the showers have tartar coming out instead of water)
10869Enemy: (Unless you want candle girl to tell em "Let's hit them showers" )
10870Richard Welkins: (where's the big dumb sign that says "REFRESH YOUR WOUNDS AND STAMINA")
10871Monte Miyamoto: (lmao I thought of how to sell the idea instantly)
10872(Moe and Shinobu both have wounds)
10873Shinobu Hisakawa: (if she takes a shower will she die)
10874Monte Miyamoto: (just have a drop of water fall on and slightly heal one)
10875the showers are running as it hits you and heals some of your wounds
10876Shinobu Hisakawa: "Huh?"
10877Candle Girl: "Oh it seems you have found a revitalizing area!"
10878"Heals your body and mind!"
10879Richard Welkins: "Okay now that's pretty strange."
10880Shinobu Hisakawa: "But it's just a shower."
10881Monte Miyamoto: "More than pretty strange."
10882Candle Girl: "your body is connected to your mind in this world"
10883Richard Welkins: "Magical world, magical shower."
10884Shinobu Hisakawa: (are we in silica's magical realm)
10885Richard Welkins: (yes)
10886(he did say dare we enter his magical realm)
10887Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
10888Candle Girl: "Revitalizing places are just places where you can take a rest and relax both body and spirit"
10889"This time it's represented by a shower"
10890Shinobu Hisakawa: "Uh huh."
10891Monte Miyamoto: "Just happens to be a shower..."
10892Candle Girl: "a nice refreshing hot shower is always relaxing"
10893Shinobu Hisakawa: "Are you trying to sell us on this?"
10894Richard Welkins: "I like a nice hot shower as much as the next guy, but hopefully it's something a little less.....private, next time."
10895Shinobu Hisakawa: (less private you say)
10896Richard Welkins: (yeah)
10897Shinobu Hisakawa: (he needs at least two girls in the shower with him)
10898Candle Girl: "Hey, they heal you up"
10899"That's a plus in my book"
10900Richard Welkins: (less private aka something requiring less privacy)
10901Candle Girl: "Maybe next time it'll be something else"
10902Monte Miyamoto: "If its about our mental state, I think trying to shower here and now might make me worse."
10903Richard Welkins: (unless she's completely unabashed with showering with two dudes :^) )
10904Shinobu Hisakawa: "...He has a point."
10905Candle Girl: "You could take turns?"
10906"I dunno"
10907Richard Welkins: "Possible."
10908Candle Girl: "I'm not a shower expert"
10909"I dunno what the shower etiquette is"
10910Richard Welkins: "But I think we've standing in here long enough."
10911Shinobu Hisakawa: "L-let's just keep going, I'm fine."
10912Candle Girl: (20 minutes later as he has no health left)
10913(Should've taken that shower)
10914Richard Welkins: (get that sweet sweet 2 health I so desperately need)
10915Candle Girl: (He can only take a shower with his bro)
10916Monte Miyamoto: (come on kids get naked and touch eachother, I'm only half-chubbed)
10917Richard Welkins peeks around the corner with his gun out before continuing down the hallway.
10918Richard Welkins: (got em)
10919Candle Girl: (Hey buddy)
10920(I'm at full mast 24/7)
10921Shinobu Hisakawa: (kale wants to write another shower ERP scene)
10922Richard Welkins: (without rape)
10923(or will it be?)
10924Candle Girl: (This time it's gay sex)
10925(bold and brash)
10926Richard Welkins: (fuck you rabbithead)
10927Monte Miyamoto: (disgusting)
10928Shinobu Hisakawa: (I'll show you who's boss of this stall)
10929Candle Girl: (Yeah you say that as if Richard doesn't whip Moe's ass with a towel)
10930Richard Welkins: (that's just bro stuff bro)
10931Shinobu Hisakawa: (what's a bit of pants wrestling between bros)
10932Richard Welkins: (it's not gay if we're practice kissing for girls)
10933Candle Girl: (Yeah)
10934Richard Welkins prepares to bust in the room.
10935Richard Welkins kicks down the door and runs in.
10936the moment you bust the door a man dashes towards you with a claymore
10937Monte Miyamoto charges in after the others
10938Richard Welkins: (he was ready for someone busting in the door lmao)
10939Enemy: "PATHETIC"
10940rolling 4d6
10941(
109423
10943+
109441
10945+
109466
10947+
109484
10949)
10950= 14
10951Monte Miyamoto: (he waited his whole life for this)
10952does a whole sweep
10953Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
10954(
109553
10956+
109574
10958+
109595
10960+
109615
10962)
10963= 17
10964Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
10965(
109662
10967+
109682
10969+
109701
10971)
10972= 5
10973Shinobu Hisakawa: (eat my whole ass)
10974Enemy: (Everyone gets attacked)
10975Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
10976(
109772
10978+
109794
10980+
109812
10982)
10983= 8
10984(dx?)
10985Enemy: (3)
10986Monte Miyamoto: (115)
10987Enemy: "Lieutenant Alexio reporting for duty!"
10988"You fuckers better get ready to die for the queen!"
10989Shinobu Hisakawa: (sorry I don't speak illegal)
10990Enemy laughs
10991Richard Welkins: (>not executioner)
10992(this guy's smalltime lol)
10993Shinobu Hisakawa: (who he gonna execute with a claymore)
10994(his joints?)
10995Richard Welkins: rolling 3d6
10996(
109976
10998+
109991
11000+
110015
11002)
11003= 12
11004(new initiative :^) )
11005Shinobu Hisakawa: (wew)
11006(I'll stick to mine)
11007Shinobu's turn
11008Shinobu Hisakawa:
11009Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
11010ATK (3) 	5 6 3
11011DX 	3
11012END 	
11013Enemy: rolling 4d6
11014(
110154
11016+
110176
11018+
110191
11020+
110212
11022)
11023= 13
11024Shinobu Hisakawa: (bitch)
11025Moe's turn
11026Monte Miyamoto:
11027Monte Miyamoto Poke
11028ATK (4) 	2 3 3 1
11029DX 	2
11030END 	0
11031Enemy: rolling 4d6
11032(
110334
11034+
110351
11036+
110372
11038+
110396
11040)
11041= 13
11042Dick
11043Richard Welkins backs away and takes a shot at one of the guards in the back.
11044Richard Welkins:
11045Richard Welkins Killer-7
11046ATK (6) 	2 2 4 6 6 5
11047DX 	2
11048END 	
11049It's really cool
11050Enemy: rolling 3d6
11051(
110521
11053+
110545
11055+
110565
11057)
11058= 11
11059Richard Welkins: (faggot fuck)
11060Enemy: (Which one)
11061Alexio does another sweep as it gets Shinobu and Moe caught
11062Enemy: rolling 4d6
11063(
110642
11065+
110665
11067+
110684
11069+
110706
11071)
11072= 17
11073Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
11074(
110754
11076+
110771
11078+
110796
11080+
110812
11082)
11083= 13
11084Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
11085(
110865
11087+
110884
11089+
110902
11091)
11092= 11
11093Enemy: (DX 3)
11094Enemy attacks Moe
11095Enemy: rolling 3d6
11096(
110971
11098+
110991
11100+
111014
11102)
11103= 6
11104Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
11105(
111062
11107+
111083
11109+
111104
11111)
11112= 9
11113Shinobu's turn
11114Shinobu Hisakawa: (so if I were to say boost my hit roll by 1 with magic)
11115(I would have to spend 10 endurance?)
11116Enemy: (Kawaii knows more about that)
11117(Since he actually read that part)
11118Monte Miyamoto: (5 per 1 point boost with accurate)
11119Shinobu Hisakawa: (which I don't have)
11120Monte Miyamoto: (10 would increase hit roll by 2)
11121(accurate is a perk)
11122(those are free form)
11123Shinobu Hisakawa: (actually it seems that to give myself 1 in accurate at level 1 arcane magic I'd have to spend 20)
11124( https://puu.sh/Asmey/bdead3590f.png )
11125Monte Miyamoto: (you're reading it wrong)
11126(Accurate is a PERK)
11127(they literally state the XP cost of using said perk *WITH THAT PERK)
11128(Accurate is a +5)
11129(that means it adds +5 to the EN cost)
11130Enemy: (Well, she roll to get a hit roll + ability)
11131Monte Miyamoto: (????????????)
11132Richard Welkins: (if you wanted to just punch a nigga accurately it'd cost 10 EN but +2 hit dice)
11133Enemy: (She *could use magic)
11134Monte Miyamoto: (you don't roll to cast a spell unless the spell you're trying to cast is above your rank in magic)
11135Richard Welkins: (that too)
11136Monte Miyamoto: (what are you trying to do sax?)
11137Enemy: (I didn't mean to say roll)
11138Shinobu Hisakawa: (boost my accuracy)
11139Enemy: (my bad)
11140Richard Welkins: (with magic or just an attack?)
11141Monte Miyamoto: (for a regular attack?)
11142Shinobu Hisakawa: (ye)
11143Monte Miyamoto: (then you just at +5 per 1 point boost to hit roll with accurate)
11144Shinobu Hisakawa: (so I'll spend 10)
11145Monte Miyamoto: (so if you wanted to have a hit roll that's 2 higher, you apply the perk "Accurate 2" for a cost of 10 en on that attack)
11146Richard Welkins: (you can basically come up with attacks on the spot if you really want right?)
11147Shinobu Hisakawa:
11148Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
11149ATK (5) 	6 5 5 2 4
11150DX 	3
11151END 	10
11152Monte Miyamoto: (yes)
11153(I did it a lot and the combat section of the book has examples you can use)
11154Enemy: (Well)
11155Richard Welkins: (ye)
11156Enemy: (As long as it isn't crazy)
11157(+ accurate I'll accept)
11158Monte Miyamoto: (XP costs limits the craziness for you)
11159(EN cost*)
11160Richard Welkins: (what no spending all 40 end to super wham a nigga? :^) )
11161Shinobu Hisakawa: (how about all 70)
11162Enemy: (No cause you're not that strong yet :^) )
11163Monte Miyamoto: (but you are)
11164Richard Welkins: (then I'll train EVEN harder)
11165Monte Miyamoto: (if you literally knock yourself out to do it :^))
11166Richard Welkins: (ye)
11167Monte Miyamoto: (it's almost like the game is built with that in mind)
11168Shinobu Hisakawa: (anyway you gonna roll to defend)
11169Enemy: (which guy)
11170Shinobu Hisakawa: (the sword guy)
11171Richard Welkins: (giga nigga)
11172Shinobu Hisakawa: (the gay one)
11173Enemy: rolling 4d6
11174(
111752
11176+
111776
11178+
111795
11180+
111815
11182)
11183= 18
11184Richard Welkins: (lol)
11185Shinobu Hisakawa: (ah yes)
11186Moe's turn
11187Monte Miyamoto: (sick)
11188(now watch this sick move)
11189Monte Miyamoto Shooting Star
11190ATK (6) 	2 3 5 2 2 3
11191DX 	2
11192END 	10
11193Will Attack, Ranged, Multiple Targets
11194(just as expected)
11195Enemy: rolling 3d6
11196(
111974
11198+
111991
11200+
112011
11202)
11203= 6
11204rolling 4d6
11205(
112065
11207+
112084
11209+
112106
11211+
112122
11213)
11214= 17
11215Dick's turn
11216Richard Welkins: (is the guy who moved towards moe the one I shot)
11217Enemy: (ye)
11218Monte Miyamoto: (so you did record my 4 damage on the top boy, ye?)_
11219Enemy: (ye)
11220Richard Welkins fires at the same guard again.
11221Shinobu Hisakawa: (this keeps up she'll have to hit them showers after all)
11222Richard Welkins:
11223Richard Welkins Killer-7
11224ATK (6) 	4 1 5 5 2 1
11225DX 	2
11226END 	
11227It's really cool
11228Enemy: rolling 3d6
11229(
112301
11231+
112324
11233+
112342
11235)
11236= 7
11237(RIP in peace)
11238Richard Welkins: (pop pop)
11239the man gets turned into mist
11240Alexio does another sweep
11241Shinobu Hisakawa: (so if I want to get strong +1 for that extra DX, then I have to spend 20?)
11242Enemy: rolling 4d6
11243(
112441
11245+
112462
11247+
112483
11249+
112502
11251)
11252= 8
11253Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 4d6
11254(
112553
11256+
112573
11258+
112596
11260+
112612
11262)
11263= 14
11264Enemy: (ye)
11265(Moe as well)
11266Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
11267(
112686
11269+
112701
11271+
112725
11273)
11274= 12
11275blocked
11276Enemy: rolling 3d6
11277(
112781
11279+
112801
11281+
112821
11283)
11284= 3
11285(T-to richard)
11286Richard Welkins: (lol)
11287(I don't even have to roll this)
11288rolling 3d6
11289(
112902
11291+
112922
11293+
112945
11295)
11296= 9
11297Shinobu Hisakawa: (okay then, watch me spend half of my remaining EN on something that won't hit)
11298Shinobu's turn
11299Shinobu Hisakawa: (that is to say I will apply 1 strong and 2 accurate)
11300(to a total of 30)
11301Enemy: (wew)
11302(go for it then)
11303Richard Welkins: (hol up)
11304Shinobu Hisakawa: (?)
11305Richard Welkins: (effective is the perk that adds DX)
11306(it costs 5)
11307Monte Miyamoto: (yes)
11308Shinobu Hisakawa: (what)
11309(is it really that cheap)
11310Richard Welkins: (ye)
11311Monte Miyamoto: (effective and recreating strong/attack with magic are two different things)
11312Shinobu Hisakawa: (okay then, that's for later)
11313Monte Miyamoto: (generally for an attack you're gonna be using effective)
11314Shinobu Hisakawa: (so I'll spend 20 for 2 accurate and 2 effective)
11315Monte Miyamoto: (using magic to recreate strong is for when you're trying to lift things)
11316(and recreate attack when you're trying to use magical attacks because strong doesn't apply to ranged attacks like attack does)
11317Richard Welkins: (unless you take ranged strength perk)
11318Monte Miyamoto: (which costs 5)
11319Shinobu Hisakawa puts magical energy into the wooden pole before taking a swing.
11320Shinobu Hisakawa: (watch those 1s)
11321Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
11322ATK (5) 	2 2 1 1 5
11323DX 	5
11324END 	20
11325Richard Welkins: (oh jesus)
11326Enemy: (Oh boy)
11327Shinobu Hisakawa: (I was almost right)
11328Enemy: (You uh)
11329Monte Miyamoto: (witnessed)
11330Enemy: (You want to reroll that)
11331Shinobu Hisakawa: (I mean if I can)
11332Enemy: (I can give you a pity reroll)
11333Richard Welkins: (that means you can)
11334Shinobu Hisakawa:
11335Shinobu Hisakawa Hand to hand
11336ATK (5) 	5 1 5 2 6
11337DX 	5
11338END 	20
11339Enemy: (much better)
11340rolling 4d6
11341(
113422
11343+
113442
11345+
113461
11347+
113481
11349)
11350= 6
11351Richard Welkins: (lol)
11352(20 dmg)
11353Shinobu Hisakawa: (that gives him 30 damage)
11354Richard Welkins: (oh wait)
11355(my b)
11356(retard)
11357Shinobu Hisakawa: (is it a home run)
11358the stick breaks from the absolute force as the man is thrown back
11359Richard Welkins: (lel)
11360Shinobu Hisakawa: "Oops."
11361Alexio: "What the hell are you?!"
11362Richard Welkins: (did you buy insurance)
11363(racist)
11364Enemy: (Shut up Ai Li)
11365Moe's turn
11366Monte Miyamoto: "Oh wow..."
11367Monte Miyamoto takes a shot at the same enemy
11368Monte Miyamoto:
11369Monte Miyamoto Combat Commander
11370ATK (6) 	1 4 4 6 4 2
11371DX 	2
11372END 	0
11373Richard Welkins whistles as he watches the man fly.
11374Enemy: rolling 4d6
11375(
113761
11377+
113782
11379+
113802
11381+
113821
11383)
11384= 6
11385(Oh man)
11386Richard Welkins: (night night)
11387Enemy: (Not even allowed him to go into his next phase)
11388Shinobu Hisakawa: (but at what cost)
11389(30 gold)
11390Monte Miyamoto: "Phew...I was getting worried when he started getting back up after that one."
11391Shinobu Hisakawa: "...Yeah."
11392gets pierced trough by multiple bullets "n-no....N-NO WAAAAAAYYY!"
11393Enemy explodes in a big ball of black mist
11394Shinobu Hisakawa: "I put a lot in that pole. I guess it couldn't handle it."
11395Dick's turn
11396Richard Welkins: (this is one brave nigga)
11397Monte Miyamoto passes her his wooden sword "Use this for now."
11398Shinobu Hisakawa: "Thanks."
11399Richard Welkins slams his staff on the guard's head.
11400Richard Welkins:
11401Richard Welkins Slam
11402ATK (4) 	5 2 4 1
11403DX 	3
11404END 	10
11405Effective, Accurate
11406(fuck you)
11407Shinobu Hisakawa: (or does he)
11408Enemy: rolling 3d6
11409(
114102
11411+
114126
11413+
114145
11415)
11416= 13
11417dodges it
11418Enemy starts to run away "Screw this!"
11419Monte Miyamoto: (run where exactly)
11420Shinobu Hisakawa: (into a wall)
11421Richard Welkins: (bell :^) )
11422Enemy: (you'll see :^) )
11423Shinobu Hisakawa: (can we shoot him instead)
11424Richard has the attack of opportunity
11425Monte Miyamoto: "Does he have brain problems?"
11426Richard Welkins shoots at the man
11427Richard Welkins:
11428Richard Welkins Killer-7
11429ATK (6) 	6 6 5 5 5 2
11430DX 	2
11431END 	
11432It's really cool
11433Shinobu Hisakawa: (damn)
11434Richard Welkins: (sweet christ)
11435Enemy: rolling 3d6
11436(
114372
11438+
114395
11440+
114412
11442)
11443= 9
11444Shinobu Hisakawa: (executed)
11445Richard Welkins: (20 dmg so)
11446Enemy: (ye)
11447(One shot kill)
11448gets his head blown off by one well placed shot from Richard's gun
11449Shinobu Hisakawa lets out a sigh as the last enemy disappears. "This was kinda tough."
11450Monte Miyamoto: "Good work though."
11451Richard Welkins: "Shame about that stick."
11452Shinobu Hisakawa: "At least it did the job."
11453Enemy: (You missed the super secret entrance to the treasury :^^^) )
11454Shinobu Hisakawa: (we don't need melon coins)
11455Richard Welkins puts his fingers up to his face like a phone. "I don't assume the cost of these weapons included insurance did they?"
11456Richard Welkins: (speaking to the candle girl)
11457Candle Girl: "Insurance?"
11458"Um...no"
11459"You're in the armory though"
11460"Can't you just grab...something there?"
11461Richard Welkins: "Yeah, just wanted to know."
11462Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's probably it for me tonight tho)
11463(got whole one class tomorrow but I still gotta go)
11464Candle Girl: (Okay then)
11465Richard Welkins: (night night)
11466Candle Girl: (Before you leave tho)
11467Monte Miyamoto: (rib)
11468Candle Girl: (What weapon does Shinobu pick)
11469Shinobu Hisakawa: (something similar to what she had probably)
11470Candle Girl: (uuuuuh)
11471Richard Welkins: (his claymore :^) )
11472Shinobu Hisakawa: (could do)
11473Candle Girl: (Disappeared)
11474Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
11475Richard Welkins: (there's another one :^) )
11476Candle Girl: (But you can get a another claymore :^^^) )
11477Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's fine)
11478Candle Girl: (Not as pretty as his tho)
11479Shinobu Hisakawa: (as long as it doesn't explode from a little magic)
11480Candle Girl: (nah)
11481(Anyways, night night)
11482Shinobu Hisakawa: (later)
11483Richard Welkins: (it took me 5 years to break my sword)
11484Candle Girl: rolling 1d40
11485(
114867
11487)
11488= 7
11489you get 7 coins out of the encounter
11490Richard Welkins: (you should roll multiple dice cause that's gay :^) )
11491(especially if one guy is 1d20 :^) )
11492Candle Girl: rolling 1d2
11493(
114942
11495)
11496= 2
11497(You win this time :^) )
11498rolling 1d10
11499(
115004
11501)
11502= 4
11503rolling 1d20
11504(
1150520
11506)
11507= 20
11508rolling 1d10
11509(
115107
11511)
11512= 7
11513Richard Welkins: (nice)
11514Candle Girl: (You already got 44 bucks)
11515(Why you gotta ask for more)
11516Richard Welkins: (45 cause we got 1 from shower boy)
11517Candle Girl: (Yeah whatever)
11518(You can buy skyrim with all that money)
11519Richard Welkins: (damn right)
11520Richard Welkins looks around the room
11521Monte Miyamoto does the same
11522the corpse of the man known as alexio also leaves an ornate key
11523with a label that says "For entering the Queen's home"
11524Richard Welkins: "Good thing we came here after all."
11525there's also a bunch of weapons too
11526Richard Welkins picks up a few weapons trying them out.
11527Monte Miyamoto: "Really good thing, tough as it was."
11528Monte Miyamoto starts trying out weapons himself
11529Richard Welkins: (so what's in here)
11530Candle Girl: (Cheap but at least actual weapons)
11531(nothing crazy)
11532(Western style)
11533(No katanas)
11534Richard Welkins: (so)
11535Candle Girl: (Apart from that, any weapon you want)
11536Richard Welkins: (I'll take a ranseur then)
11537Monte Miyamoto: (>no katanas)
11538(woow)
11539(I wasn't even gonna pick a katana and you still shut out my actual pick by saying western only)
11540Candle Girl: (tough titties)
11541(This is an English castle)
11542Richard Welkins: (how west we talking with your pick :^) )
11543Monte Miyamoto: (not very western)
11544Candle Girl: (Chinese sword :^) )
11545Richard Welkins: (kek)
11546Monte Miyamoto: (now you get to wait and wait until I actually pick something)
11547Candle Girl: (lmao it was actually a chinese sword)
11548(gotem)
11549Monte Miyamoto: (I'm like 90% sure I've said that to you before)
11550(so who the fuck you think you're owning buddy?)
11551Candle Girl: (you)
11552(It won't be a permanent weapon calm your titties)
11553Richard Welkins: (ironic the not dynasty warrior tier character goes for the chinese weapon)
11554Candle Girl: (Also, pic one perk for the weapon, in between defensive, Armor piercing, Accurate, or effective)
11555Monte Miyamoto: (you can say calm down all you want)
11556(you still get to wait :^))
11557Candle Girl: (i'll just go piss :^)
11558Richard Welkins: (actually)
11559(I'll go for a lucerne instead)
11560Richard Welkins grabs a hammer-headed polearm from a rack and swings it around.
11561Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmm."
11562Richard Welkins performs a few thrusts and downward strikes.
11563Candle Girl: "Whoa, that hammer must be for really big nails"
11564Richard Welkins chuckles.
11565Richard Welkins: "Don't think I'd build a shed with this, unless I want it perforated."
11566Richard Welkins examines the head of the polearm. "The hammer side has all these points to pierce armor while still having the percussive impact like a hammer."
11567Candle Girl: "Oh, I see"
11568(brb eating)
11569Richard Welkins: (same desu)
11570Candle Girl: (Back)
11571Richard Welkins finds another strap to put the lucerne on his back next to the staff.
11572Candle Girl: (Gee Richard)
11573Monte Miyamoto looks through weapons testing them one after another
11574Candle Girl: (Two staves)
11575Richard Welkins: (I paid good money for that quarterstaff.)
11576(not tossing it immediately(
11577Monte Miyamoto picks up a shashka and ties it around his weight after a few test swings "This'll do."
11578Richard Welkins: (did it come with a bottle of vodka)
11579Candle Girl: (Pick your perk)
11580(Either defensive, accurate, effective, or armor piercing)
11581Monte Miyamoto: (hmmmmmmmmmm)
11582(effective :^))
11583Candle Girl: (And Jazz?)
11584Richard Welkins: ("The hammer side has all these points to pierce armor while still having the percussive impact like a hammer." )
11585(take a guess)
11586Monte Miyamoto: (defensive, right?)
11587Candle Girl: (^)
11588Richard Welkins: (it's also been on my sheet for like 15 minutes)
11589Candle Girl: (Makes the most sense)
11590you're both outfitted properly as there's nothing else of interest in the armory
11591Candle Girl: "So, what's the next part of your plan?"
11592Richard Welkins: (crashing this castle)
11593Monte Miyamoto: "Probably going to the queen since staying around for too long will just get us hurt."
11594Candle Girl: "I see"
11595"Oh, what should I name the lizard?"
11596"She's so cute"
11597Richard Welkins: "It's a girl?"
11598Candle Girl: "Yeah"
11599"That's what she said"
11600Richard Welkins: "What"
11601Candle Girl: "I'll tell you later"
11602"When she's all grown up"
11603Richard Welkins: "What?
11604(what color is she)
11605Candle Girl: (blue)
11606Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmm."
11607"Would something like Azul or Sapphire be a little too on the nose?"
11608Candle Girl: "I wouldn't know"
11609Monte Miyamoto: "Hmmm..."
11610Candle Girl: "It's the first time I name something"
11611Richard Welkins: "Well those names, uhhhh, Lucretia, Adeline, ummmm."
11612"Pick something you like I guess."
11613Candle Girl: "Ummm"
11614"H-how can I pick it if I don't even have a name?"
11615"That's no fair, you pick it"
11616Richard Welkins: "Wait what?"
11617Candle Girl: "Well, I never had a name, I just was"
11618Richard Welkins: "Oh..."
11619Monte Miyamoto: "Well at some point somebody without a name had to name something else, right?"
11620Richard Welkins scratches his head
11621Richard Welkins: "Maybe?"
11622Candle Girl: "I guess?"
11623"I wouldn't know for sure"
11624Richard Welkins: "Hmmmmmmmm."
11625Monte Miyamoto: "She could just be cheesy about it."
11626Richard Welkins: "If you want me to pick her name, do you want me to come up with one for you too?"
11627Candle Girl: "Um..."
11628"S-sure"
11629Candle Girl seems embarrassed
11630Richard Welkins smiles and nods. "Alright then, I'll think it over."
11631Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah that one's gonna take a bit of thinking."
11632Candle Girl: "O-okay"
11633hangs up as you're left to your own devices
11634do you do anything special?
11635Richard Welkins: (masturbate furiously)
11636Candle Girl: (Thank god Shinobu is currently spacing out and not paying attention)
11637Richard Welkins: (it's in the water)
11638(out of my hands)
11639Candle Girl: (Otherwise they wouldn't be as comfortable)
11640(it's just a bro thing)
11641Richard Welkins: (that naked dude was the closest thing he's seen to a naked woman save for like bathing with his sister or some shit)
11642(what do you expect lmao)
11643Candle Girl: (are you telling me)
11644(despite looking like a sex god)
11645(He hasn't seen any poon yet)
11646Richard Welkins: (yes he's 15)
11647Monte Miyamoto: (neither of them have, presumably)
11648Candle Girl: (Back of the knee maybe)
11649Monte Miyamoto: (Shinobu doesn't even know what a dick looks like)
11650(given she couldn't figure out what was wrong with the naked dude)
11651Richard Welkins: (or silica)
11652(wait)
11653(that doesn't make sense)
11654Kawaii: (yeah hold up)
11655Richard Welkins: (cause silica was doing the humping motions in the air)
11656(she knows what sex is fella)
11657(THAT'S IT)
11658Candle Girl: (Yeah but has she seen a dick)
11659Kawaii: not only that
11660but she knows Moe has a huge dick
11661Richard Welkins: (I'M UN-IMMERSED)
11662Kawaii: we've been BAMBOOZLED
11663Jazz: when did you two get the fucky on?
11664Kawaii: AND THE SENSE OF DISBELIEF IS RUINED
11665Kale (GM): since they met
11666Kawaii: it was one of the first things she said to him, remember?
11667Jazz: she said that cause she thought you were hooked up with shinobu
11668how would she know
11669you deviants
11670rascals
11671Kawaii: she knows through basic instinct
11672self-preservation if you will
11673it's well known that a big dick is a weapon
11674Jazz: you misunderstand
11675she sensed shinobu's dick
11676Kawaii: nah, she was pretty clearly talking about Moe
11677if I recall, his ears were the giveaway
11678Jazz: mistaken again
11679she just said big things in small packages
11680Kale (GM): Shinobu is a small package
11681compared to her dick
11682Jazz: :thinking:
11683Kawaii: I don't know what has me thinking more
11684that statement, or the implications that Moe is short
11685Jazz: you sure it wasn't dick's dick she sensed
11686Kawaii: I don't believe dick was there yet
11687Jazz: she felt it coming
11688I arrived then
11689Kawaii: there's another possibility
11690being that the bros have so many similarities
11691they're both packing
11692Jazz: yeah dude lets measure each other's dongs right now
11693ungayly
11694Kawaii: there's no need for measuring
11695it's simply understood
11696Jazz: why are there any other males at this school again kale
11697Kawaii: because there needs to be some semblance of a fair competition for the women
11698when the actual competition is for the boys
11699Jazz: it's barely a competition right now
11700won't be a hint of it after all the shit when they get even more ripped
11701Kawaii: and thanks to weaknesses, Moe's stats now properly reflect his status as an otter
11702Jazz: isn't the real competition keeping hoes and thots at bay
11703Kawaii: yes
11704so far I feel like Moe has made the strongest move there
11705there are few things more shameful to a high school girl than having their hair and makeup ruined by a cake to the face
11706Jazz: it's true I'm lacking so far
11707then again I don't know how many other thots will stoop as low as her
11708Kawaii: you'll get some good ones in I'm sure
11709Jazz: gotta be real nasty to deserve that shit
11710Kawaii: maybe not on the same level of savagery but surely some powerful moments
11711Kale (GM): you see
11712the one chasing for Dick is more reasonable
11713and knows when to fold gracefully
11714now his body belongs only to MILF librarians
11715meanwhile Heide is absolutely seething
11716Jazz: lewd
11717Kale (GM): RREEEEEEE WHY ARE YOU FUCKING A HAG WHEN YOU COULD BE FUCKING MY CHILDREN
11718Jazz: that and she was just following a plan
11719unless you're saying she was following the plan and also wanted his big richard
11720Kale (GM): nuh uh
11721Jazz: nuh uh to what
11722Kale (GM): Evelyne doesn't want the big richard
11723Jazz: " the one chasing for Dick is more reasonable
11724and knows when to fold gracefully "
11725Kale (GM): yeah
11726helmet head
11727remember
11728Jazz: yeah
11729can you reaD?
11730" she was just following a plan
11731unless you're saying she was following the plan and also wanted his big richard "
11732Kale (GM): oh
11733thought you meant someone else
11734Jazz: nay
11735Kale (GM): mix of both
11736wouldn't mind getting the D
11737but plan comes first
11738Jazz: assumed so
11739too bad ya used goods with nothing to show for it
11740Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling d420!
11741(
11742207
11743)
11744= 207
11745rolling 4d20!
11746(
1174718
11748+
1174915
11750+
117519
11752+
117531
11754)
11755= 43
11756Richard Welkins: rolling d420
11757(
1175875
11759)
11760= 75
11761rolling 4d20
11762(
117633
11764+
1176519
11766+
117676
11768+
1176918
11770)
11771= 46
11772Monte Miyamoto: rolling d420
11773(
11774111
11775)
11776= 111
11777rolling 4d20
11778(
1177918
11780+
1178112
11782+
117839
11784+
1178515
11786)
11787= 54
11788Silica Gimmes: rolling d420
11789(
11790125
11791)
11792= 125
11793rolling 4d20
11794(
117954
11796+
117979
11798+
117999
11800+
118014
11802)
11803= 26
11804Kale (GM): one sec
11805goddamn well if the songs don't load during the game
11806then I'm putting the youtube link
11807rolling d420
11808(
11809203
11810)
11811= 203
11812rolling 4d20
11813(
1181418
11815+
1181618
11817+
118182
11819+
118207
11821)
11822= 45
11823Richard Welkins: (type in the exact video anme)
11824(name)
11825(copy paste it exactly)
11826Kale (GM): (yeah)
11827Richard Welkins: (exit the fanburst thing and reload it and try again)
11828(doesn't usually take this long when I'm doing shit)
11829Kale (GM): (there)
11830you've picked your weapons and you have the key to Silica's chambers
11831is there anything you do before entering?
11832Monte Miyamoto: (hmmm)
11833(drink a half health pot since I remember buying 2 of those)
11834Kale (GM): (or)
11835(hit them showers)
11836Richard Welkins looks around the room. "You interested in anything in this room? Can light a candle and you can grab what you like."
11837Candle Girl: "H-hey, my hall isn't a storage locker"
11838Monte Miyamoto looks around again "I think he was asking if you wanted anything here."
11839Richard Welkins: "Yeah."
11840Candle Girl: "Oh"
11841"U-u-umm"
11842"Anything shiny?"
11843Monte Miyamoto: (is there anything particularly shiny?)
11844(well polished swords are shiny)
11845Candle Girl: (It's an armory)
11846(Not a lot)
11847Richard Welkins: (there's like, weapons, armor, and shield I assume)
11848(shields)
11849Candle Girl: (And it's shit armor)
11850"Hmmm"
11851"Oh that shield"
11852"It looks pretty fancy"
11853"I could use it as decoration"
11854Monte Miyamoto: "Hmm...it fits the color theme."
11855Richard Welkins: "That'll be 40 gold."
11856Candle Girl points at the shield with the holy symbol of a melon cake emblazoned on it
11857Candle Girl: "n-no fair"
11858Richard Welkins chuckles as he lights a candle.
11859Monte Miyamoto picks up the shield and brings it over
11860Candle Girl grabs it "Thank you very much"
11861Candle Girl bows
11862Candle Girl disappears inside the portal of light
11863anything else you want to do?
11864Shinobu Hisakawa: "We got a key. Any point in sticking around here?"
11865Monte Miyamoto: "Not really. I'm gonna drink one of my potions before we go in though."
11866Richard Welkins: "Nope, 'bout time we continued."
11867Candle Girl: (You're gonna regret not hitting those showers :^))
11868Richard Welkins: (I was gonna do it actually)
11869Candle Girl: (Ah)
11870Shinobu Hisakawa: (I mean I got only half endurance left)
11871(but it would be indecent)
11872Richard Welkins: (didn't we already talk about just taking turns)
11873Monte Miyamoto: (there's only one way it'd work and yeah it'd be 1 at a time with the other 2 watching the doors)
11874Shinobu Hisakawa: (makes sense I guess)
11875Candle Girl: (She means the simple thought of being one door next to a naked man)
11876Richard Welkins: (don't wanna shower with your bro you gay or something)
11877Candle Girl: (^)
11878Monte Miyamoto: (but bro if we don't have somebody watching each door, we'll have our asses exposed)
11879Candle Girl: (How are you gonna play sword fights with your bro)
11880Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's gay if it's not your bro)
11881Richard Welkins scratches the back of his head. "You know after that fight what she said about a relaxing shower sounds good right about now."
11882Shinobu Hisakawa: (so you gotta watch your bro's back)
11883Monte Miyamoto: "Was that a joke or are you being serious?"
11884Richard Welkins: "Serious."
11885Shinobu Hisakawa: "Well, if what the candle girl said is right..."
11886Richard Welkins: "You two mind uh, watching the doors?"
11887Monte Miyamoto: "Well that's the only way."
11888Richard Welkins: "I-It'll be quick, in and out."
11889Candle Girl: (Stuttering at the thought of not being able to wash his bro's back)
11890Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
11891Monte Miyamoto: "Phrasing."
11892Richard Welkins: (yeah)
11893Shinobu Hisakawa: "W-what?"
11894Monte Miyamoto: (gotem)
11895Richard Welkins: "And you ask me if I'm joking or being serious and you pull that."
11896Monte Miyamoto: "One of us has to."
11897(it's gay unless one of us says no homo)
11898Shinobu Hisakawa: (it's understood between bros)
11899(doesn't need to be said)
11900Richard Welkins: (p much)
11901Silica Gimmes: (nothing wrong with complementing your bro in the shower)
11902Richard Welkins: (does everyone want to get squeaky clean)
11903Monte Miyamoto: (I guess so)
11904Candle Girl: (Oops only two towels)
11905Richard Welkins: (>two towels)
11906(>like 12 guys on this floor)
11907(really makes you think)
11908Monte Miyamoto: (apparently silica is a fujoshit)
11909Shinobu Hisakawa: (kek)
11910Candle Girl: (You think queen Silica is gonna spend that much on towels)
11911Richard Welkins: (huge if true)
11912Monte Miyamoto: (bold claim by the GM)
11913Candle Girl: (That money could be spent in melon cakes)
11914(There are higher priorities)
11915Silica Gimmes: (i take offense to the fujoshit claim)
11916Monte Miyamoto: (Kale's words, not mine)
11917(no other reason there's only 2 towels)
11918Richard Welkins: (then I won't dry my hair with the towel)
11919(still be relatively dry towel tbh)
11920Candle Girl: (Just shake your head like a dog)
11921Richard Welkins: (well yeah)
11922Silica Gimmes: (did you niggas not kill the guys in the gym?)
11923Richard Welkins: (air dry >>> anything else)
11924Candle Girl: (They're too busy wrestling)
11925Silica Gimmes: (mad respect)
11926Monte Miyamoto: ("""wrestling""" for Silica's enjoyment)
11927Richard Welkins: (got em again)
11928Monte Miyamoto: (definitely not into watching gay dudes tho)
11929Silica Gimmes: (wooooooooooooow)
11930Monte Miyamoto: (your words not mine)
11931Candle Girl: (That's why it's communal showers)
11932Shinobu Hisakawa: (are they gonna shower or what)
11933Candle Girl: (Just like the spartans bro)
11934Monte Miyamoto: (your being kale)
11935Richard Welkins: (I assumed we weren't going to completely RP taking showers)
1193610 minutes later or so
11937Silica Gimmes: (rub a dub dub, scrub scrub scrub)
11938all of you are squeaky clean and all your wounds and endurance healed
11939depending on how modest you were, Shinobu could have caught a glimpse of shirtless Dick/Moe
11940Shinobu Hisakawa: (wow)
11941Richard Welkins: (it's cause we had to compliment each other's build)
11942(completely modest)
11943Candle Girl: (yeah)
11944Richard Welkins: (rare time dick's hair isn't partially tied up either)
11945Candle Girl: (grope your bro in the pecs to see if they're in good shape)
11946Richard Welkins: (hanging loose rn)
11947Candle Girl: (Can't be caught slipping in the workout)
11948Monte Miyamoto: (you know what she'd be trying to catch a glimpse of)
11949(fluffy tail)
11950Shinobu Hisakawa: (but did she)
11951Monte Miyamoto: (up2u isn't it)
11952Silica Gimmes: (so, dare you enter the final level of my magical realm?)
11953Monte Miyamoto: (:^)
11954you get to the golden stairs
11955as a massive double golden doors lay in front of you
11956as lavish as it can be
11957Richard Welkins: "And we thought those painting were tacky."
11958with Silica's face on it or something
11959you enter the chamber as your face with a massive dining hall and multiple soldiers ready for you
11960Richard Welkins: (looks like a fucking space marine lmao
11961queen Silica sitting in a massive golden throne
11962Monte Miyamoto: "Wowie."
11963Silica Gimmes silently munches on a melon cake, fuming.
11964Sergeant at Arms stands firm with a frow
11965Richard Welkins: "How's it hanging? You all having a good time?"
11966Silica Gimmes: (no music, or just me)
11967Sergeant at Arms: (No music)
11968Silica Gimmes: (k)
11969"Sergeant, what were your words?"
11970"There was no way they could get in here?"
11971Silica Gimmes points to the party.
11972Silica Gimmes: "Then what is the meaning of this?"
11973Richard Welkins waves.
11974Sergeant at Arms: "Your majesty, I apologize, the scum proved themselves as fighters"
11975"However they only took on the lowest of the low"
11976"We shall make sure to put their heads on pikes!"
11977Silica Gimmes nods in approval.
11978Silica Gimmes: "Quite right."
11979Shinobu Hisakawa: "We gotta go through all of them?"
11980Monte Miyamoto: "Yeah, probably."
11981Sergeant at Arms: "Intruders! this is your last chance! surrender now and you will be given a noble and fair trial!"
11982"With Queen Silica herself as your judge!"
11983"And your ensuing execution will be quick!"
11984Monte Miyamoto: "She's just gonna say execution so I'm just gonna give her a noogie instead."
11985Richard Welkins draws his gun. "Let's rock then."
11986Sergeant at Arms: "You have signed your death warrant!"
11987Silica Gimmes: "Hmph! Such insolence! Dispose of them!"
11988Silica Gimmes points her scepter at the group.
11989Monte Miyamoto: "Okay."
11990Shinobu's turn
11991Shinobu Hisakawa: "So much for negotiation."
11992(using 5 endurance for accurate)
11993Sergeant at Arms: (oh btw)
11994(Whatever weapon you picked)
11995(You get to choose one perk, between accurate, defensive, effective, or armor breaking)
11996(It happened after you left)
11997Shinobu Hisakawa: (then I take accurate :^))
11998Sergeant at Arms: (kk)
11999Shinobu Hisakawa:
12000Shinobu Hisakawa Staff
12001ATK (4) 	3 1 1 3
12002DX 	3
12003END 	
12004Accurate
12005Sergeant at Arms: (Didn't you pick a claymore?)
12006(Last time)
12007Shinobu Hisakawa: (uhh)
12008(it was late so I forgot)
12009Richard Welkins: (kek)
12010Shinobu Hisakawa: (but yeah claymore)
12011Sergeant at Arms: (Well I can let you reroll that with claymore in the name :^) )
12012Richard Welkins: (inb4 worse)
12013Shinobu Hisakawa: (I'll take you up on that)
12014Shinobu Hisakawa Claymore
12015ATK (4) 	2 6 6 2
12016DX 	3
12017END 	
12018Accurate
12019Enemy: rolling 3d6
12020(
120216
12022+
120232
12024+
120253
12026)
12027= 11
12028Richard Welkins: (good night)
12029Shinobu Hisakawa: (that's 18 then)
12030Enemy gets struck as the royal guard gets almost cut down bleeding
12031Richard Welkins: (is that a table or a rug)
12032Moe
12033Enemy: (Table)
12034Richard Welkins: (kk)
12035Shinobu Hisakawa: "One for each side, one through the table?"
12036Richard Welkins: "Read my mind."
12037Monte Miyamoto: "Exactly my thoughts."
12038Richard Welkins: (hol up)
12039(my weapon's got reach buddy)
12040(I can hit niggas while on the table)
12041Monte Miyamoto: (woow)
12042Richard Welkins: (only makes sense desu ne)
12043Monte Miyamoto points a finger at the enemy in front of Shinobu and the enemy across from him and casts shooting star before running for the other side of the table with his sword
12044Monte Miyamoto: (watch this drive)
12045Monte Miyamoto Shooting Star
12046ATK (6) 	2 2 1 3 1 1
12047DX 	2
12048END 	10
12049Will Attack, Ranged, Multiple Targets
12050(called it)
12051Enemy: (Wowie zowie)
12052rolling 3d6
12053(
120541
12055+
120566
12057+
120586
12059)
12060= 13
12061rolling 3d6
12062(
120632
12064+
120653
12066+
120672
12068)
12069= 7
12070Richard Welkins: (oof)
12071dick's turn
12072Monte Miyamoto: (don't worry, this will keep happening)
12073(literally the only reason Momo didn't lose every encounter was because he had a bucket of 20 dice to get 2 6s off of ;^))
12074Richard Welkins fires a shot at the guard in front of Moe as he climbs the table.
12075Richard Welkins:
12076Richard Welkins Killer-7
12077ATK (6) 	5 4 4 6 3 6
12078DX 	2
12079END 	
12080It's really cool
12081Enemy: rolling 3d6
12082(
120835
12084+
120851
12086+
120874
12088)
12089= 10
12090Richard Welkins: (14 dmg)
12091Enemy gets knocked back
12092Enemy: (I should use complications)
12093(To make it easier on you guys)
12094(Somewhat)
12095(lemme check the book really quick)
12096Monte Miyamoto: (>use complications)
12097(we'll end up getting them more often than enemies)
12098(screenshot this)
12099Richard Welkins: (complications is the opposite of what you think it is isn't it)
12100Enemy: (It's when you lose more than half your health in a single attack)
12101Richard Welkins: (oh wait are you saying the enemies take complications)
12102Enemy: (ye)
12103Richard Welkins: (thought you were talking about implications for when we fail I was like alright dude that won't make it easier tho lmao)
12104(complications*)
12105(fuck)
12106the guy in front of Moe got stunned as he can't do an action
12107the man in front of shinobu is heavily wounded as his strikes become weaker
12108Enemy: rolling 2d6
12109(
121102
12111+
121125
12113)
12114= 7
12115(Towards Shinobu)
12116rolling 3d6
12117(
121186
12119+
121206
12121+
121224
12123)
12124= 16
12125(Towards Shinobu as well)
12126rolling 3d6
12127(
121283
12129+
121306
12131+
121321
12133)
12134= 10
12135(Towards Moe)
12136Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
12137(
121384
12139+
121406
12141+
121421
12143)
12144= 11
12145Silica Gimmes: "Kill those savages! Do it for your Queen!"
12146Enemy: "YES YOUR MAJESTY"
12147that's it for now
12148Shinobu's turn
12149Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
12150(
121511
12152+
121536
12154+
121556
12156)
12157= 13
12158rolling 3d6
12159(
121606
12161+
121626
12163+
121644
12165)
12166= 16
12167wew
12168Enemy: (block)
12169Shinobu Hisakawa:
12170Shinobu Hisakawa Claymore
12171ATK (4) 	6 5 3 5
12172DX 	3
12173END 	
12174Accurate
12175Enemy: (Which one)
12176Shinobu Hisakawa: (one I already hit)
12177Enemy: (roll 3d6
12178rolling 3d6
12179(
121802
12181+
121824
12183+
121844
12185)
12186= 10
12187(still ded)
12188Enemy gets turned into mist
12189Moe's turn
12190Monte Miyamoto:
12191Monte Miyamoto Shashka
12192ATK (4) 	3 6 1 5
12193DX 	3
12194END 	0
12195(enemy richard shot before)
12196Enemy: rolling 3d6
12197(
121986
12199+
122006
12201+
122025
12203)
12204= 17
12205(nobe)
12206Dick's turn
12207Richard Welkins moves up the table and whips out the Lucerne to bop the guy in front of Moe.
12208Richard Welkins: (on the table*)
12209Richard Welkins Lucerne Hammer
12210ATK (3) 	1 3 2
12211DX 	2
12212END 	
12213Armor Piercing
12214(ok)
12215Enemy: (oh no)
12216rolling 3d6
12217(
122186
12219+
122202
12221+
122226
12223)
12224= 14
12225(oh noooo)
12226Sergeant at Arms shouts "MEN, PREPARE CROSSBOWS!"
12227the guards behind the pillars start to take out crossbows and prepare them
12228the three in front of you are still fighting
12229Sergeant at Arms: rolling 3d6
12230(
122315
12232+
122331
12234+
122351
12236)
12237= 7
12238Enemy: rolling 3d6
12239(
122404
12241+
122422
12243+
122446
12245)
12246= 12
12247(To Moe)
12248rolling 3d6
12249(
122505
12251+
122526
12253+
122543
12255)
12256= 14
12257(Shinobu)
12258Monte Miyamoto: rolling 3d6
12259(
122604
12261+
122624
12263+
122646
12265)
12266= 14
12267rolling 3d6
12268(
122694
12270+
122713
12272+
122731
12274)
12275= 8
12276Shinobu Hisakawa: rolling 3d6
12277(
122785
12279+
122804
12281+
122823
12283)
12284= 12
12285Enemy: (dx 2)
12286Shinobu Hisakawa: (edited the bar)
12287Enemy: (kk)
12288Shinobu's turn
12289Silica Gimmes: "Target one of them, you imbeciles! One by one!"
12290Sergeant at Arms: "Men! target your crossbows at the pink one!"
12291"He's the easiest target!"
12292Richard Welkins: "Aww, I'm honored, really."
12293Monte Miyamoto: "I guess they have the sense to not shoot their own."
12294Shinobu Hisakawa: "Gonna start taking care of the crossbow guys on my side."
12295Shinobu Hisakawa Claymore
12296ATK (4) 	5 3 3 2
12297DX 	3
12298END 	
12299Accurate
12300Sergeant at Arms: rolling 3d6
12301(
123021
12303+
123041
12305+
123061
12307)
12308= 3
12309Richard Welkins: (lol)
12310Shinobu Hisakawa: (technically not the worst possible roll)
12311(worst would've been 121)
12312Sergeant at Arms: (yeah)
12313Richard Welkins: (ye)
12314Shinobu Hisakawa: (9 damage)
12315Sergeant at Arms: (Not enought for a complication)
12316Sergeant at Arms gets pinned by the sword as he tries blocking it with the crossbow
12317Moe's turn
12318Monte Miyamoto: (hmm)
12319Monte Miyamoto attacks the soldier to his left
12320Monte Miyamoto:
12321Monte Miyamoto Shashka
12322ATK (4) 	1 5 1 4
12323DX 	3
12324END 	0
12325Sergeant at Arms: rolling 3d6
12326(
123273
12328+
123294
12330+
123313
12332)
12333= 10
12334(not your day huh)
12335Dick's turn
12336Richard Welkins shoots the guy in front of Moe as he moves back slightly.
12337Richard Welkins:
12338Richard Welkins Killer-7
12339ATK (6) 	5 3 3 2 4 6
12340DX 	2
12341END 	
12342It's really cool
12343Sergeant at Arms: rolling 3d6
12344(
123451
12346+
123473
12348+
123491
12350)
12351= 5
12352Richard Welkins: (got em)
12353Sergeant at Arms gets eradicated as he turns into mist
12354Richard Welkins: (wow we already beat the sergeant)
12355Sergeant at Arms: (Did he jump off the table)
12356Richard Welkins: (no)
12357Sergeant at Arms: (oh shitd)
12358Enemy gets eradicated as he turns into mist
12359all the available guards shoot at Dick