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1Lisa: STOP! We'll do whatever you want! Just don't hurt him!
2Bill: ANYTHING?
3Leni: *crying* Yes! Just please don't kill Lincoln!
4Bill: ALRIGHTY, THEN! THERE'S A LITTLE PROJECT OF MINE I COULD USE SOME HELP WITH. HOW 'BOUT YOU HELP ME WITH THAT, AND IN RETURN, I WON'T SLIT YOUR BROTHER'S THROAT?
5Luna: R-really?
6Bill: YEP! UNLESS, Y'KNOW, YOU DON'T CARE IF YOUR BROTHER LIVES OR DIES, IN WHICH CASE I'M SURE WE CAN STILL WORK SOMETHING OUT... *moves the knife closer to Lincoln's neck*
7Sisters: *horrified* NO!!!
8
9Lori: Okay, okay! We'll do it!
10Bill: ALRIGHT, THEN.
11*Bill shakes hands with each of the siblings, saving Lisa for last. When he shakes hands with Lisa, his smile widens and his hand glows with a bright blue flame.*
12Bill: IT'S A DEAL!
13Lola: *angry* Alright, Bill. What's your "little project" that you want help with?
14Bill: GLAD YOU ASKED!
15*Bill warps everyone into the Mindscape and shows them his plans*
16http://gravityfalls.wikia.com/wiki/Interdimensional_Portal?file=S1e20_all_maze_page_.png
17Lynn: *shocked* Wha... What is this?!
18Bill: JUST SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WORKING ON, BUT I'LL NEED SOMEONE WITH A BRILLIANT MIND AND A PHYSICAL BODY TO BRING IT TO LIFE.
19Lucy: *horrified* Y-you want to... use us to bring demons here?!
20Bill: *looks surprised for a moment, but soon regains his composure* YOU'RE PERCEPTIVE, BELFRY, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. BUT DON'T FORGET: IF YOU BREAK OUR DEAL, YOUR BROTHER BREAKS HIS NECK!
21*Bill's threat makes the girls gasp in horror*
22
23Lisa: Fellow siblings, I'm afraid we have no choice, we must do what Bill wants...
24
25Leni: *sadly* Okay, we'll do it, Bill...
26Bill: GREAT! NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT THE PLANS, IT'S TIME TO GET TO WORK!
27*Everyone wakes up to discover that they're back in their living room and that the time is 3:00 AM. They look around confused for a moment, unsure of what just happened.*
28Lisa: Perhaps we shouldn't've stayed up to watch that Gravity Falls marathon. Heh, that was some dream.
29Lincoln: *holding a sheaf of papers in his hands* What are these?
30*Everyone looks at the papers. They seem to be plans for a device similar to the plans from the dream. On the last page, there's a drawing of Bill Cipher, with the caption "THE DREAM IS REAL -BILL".*
31*this freaks all the siblings out*
32*Shortly below it, there's a note saying "P.S. CHECK OUT LINCOLN'S HAND". On Lincoln's hand is a drawing of a turkey which looks vaguely like Lincoln, with the caption "LOOK, A TURKEY!"*
33*the siblings are now terrified*
34*Further down on his wrist, there's a note saying "P.P.S. LOOK WHAT I DID TO YOUR OTHER HAND!". On his other hand, there's another drawing of a turkey, only this one is missing a neck and has X's for eyes. Below it is an Eye of Providence, with the caption "DON'T FORGET OUR DEAL.".*
35*the siblings scream in horror*
36
37Lincoln: *horrified* That wasn't a dream, it was real! ALL REAL!
38
39Lana: *scared* Oh no!
40Lori: So does this mean we'll literally have to BUILD that thing? *She notices some writing on her hand, saying "OF COURSE NOT, ARMS! I CAN ALWAYS FIND ANOTHER GENIUS TO BUILD MY MACHINE, AND YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ANOTHER IDIOT TO SACRIFICE TO YOUR HERD MENTALITY!"*
41Luna: *gulps* That's not good, dudes...
42Leni: ...Wait, what's "heard metally"?
43Lisa: *nervous* Herd mentality describes how people are influenced by their peers to adopt certain behaviors.
44Lynn: I wonder what he meant by that?
45*Everyone checks their hands. Nobody finds any additional writing.*
46Lucy: *nervous* I'm guessing that if we don't do it, Bill will make our friends and family suffer, and he'll make us watch in horror as he tortures them with sick, twisted pleasure. *shudders*
47Lincoln: *visibly uncomfortable* ...Actually, I think it might be something different.
48Lucy: What do you think, Lincoln?
49Lincoln: *really uncomfortable* ...I... I think it has to do with why I made that deal with him.
50Lori: Wait, you made a deal with him?
51Lincoln: *visibly upset* He said that if I could offer him something interesting, he'd get you to start treating me like one of you.
52Lisa: And may I ask, what was the "interesting" thing?
53Lincoln: I think... I think he meant this... *holds up the plans*
54*the girls were pretty shocked*
55
56Lucy: *shocked* He wants to gain a physical form so he can... rule our world?!
57Lincoln: Yeah. I think so.
58Leni: *nervous* Totes not good...
59Lynn: Wait, what was that about "getting us to start treating you like one of us"?
60Lincoln: *uneasy* Well, this happened when you guys gave me the worst day of my entire life...
61*all at once*
62Lori: You were the one violating Sister Protocol!
63Lynn: We had to take SOME precautions! What if the oven exploded, or the roof caved in, or something like that?
64Lola: It's not OUR fault you can't listen when other people talk!
65Luna: You did say I was ruining your first concert!
66Luan: You thought you were better at being funny!
67Leni: You forced us to take a perfect photo!
68Lana: You made us go green while you were playing a tournament!
69Lucy: You made us look like freaks in that video contest.
70Lisa: May I remind you that you hid the Sweet Spot from us?
71Lily: Poo-Poo!
72*they all glance at each other in surprise*
73Lincoln: I meant yesterday!
74Sisters: *confused* Yesterday?
75*Lincoln's eye twitches involuntarily*
76Lincoln: Remember that "Ultimate Indoor Frisbee Contest" you all had yesterday? You ended up destroying my history project, and I ended up getting an F because of you! And when our parents came down and saw the wrecked living room, you all ran off, so I ended up getting in trouble for it! And as if that wan't enough, you also tore my room apart looking for something you had no reason to think was even in there! It... it's like you think I'm just the expendable one!
77Sisters: *shocked* WHAT?!
78
79Lori: Lincoln, why would we you’re expandable? We always love you!
80Lincoln: *anger rising* Then why is it that whenever something bad happens, it always happens to ME?! Whenever I do something, you always gang up on me about it! It's always "Hey! Look at what Lincoln did! What a jerk he is!"! None of you ever stop to consider MY perspective! You never stop to think about WHY I did it, or if I'm really even the one responsible! It's like you don't actually see me as one of you!
81*the sisters all look at each other*
82
83Lola: *worried* Guys, is... Lincoln right? Do we always act like this to him...?
84
85Lori: *now feeling guilty* Yes... We do...
86
87*the girls now have truly regretful looks on their faces, all feeling bad how they actually act towards their only brother*
88
89Lynn: *guilty* I can’t we always blamed Lincoln like that...
90
91Leni: *guilty* And always getting him into trouble...
92
93Luna: *guilty* Dudes, this is totally bogus of us...
94Lucy: *upset* And now because of us, Lincoln's in serious danger...
95Lisa: *nearly on the verge of tears* We may very well have gotten him KILLED...
96*the girls all started to cry*
97
98Lynn: *cries* WE'RE SO SORRY, LINCOLN! IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!
99
100Lana: *cries* Y-you're right! We ARE mean to you!
101
102Leni: *cries* We don't deserve to be your sisters!
103
104Lori: *cries* Lincoln, we're sorry that we ever pushed you around, fought you, teased you, made fun of, and blamed you! 
105
106Luan: *cries* We're horrible sisters to you, and we acted like we don't care about you!
107
108Luna: *cries* We blamed you for everything, and you never even did anything wrong!
109
110*the sisters start to cry harder*
111*The sisters all hug Lincoln, sobbing profusely.*
112Lincoln: Guys?
113
114*the sisters all look at Lincoln with teary eyes*
115
116Lincoln: I forgive you.
117
118*the girls are surprised*
119
120Lola: *sniffling* Y-you do? E-even a-a-after everything we did to you?
121Lincoln: Yeah. And also... I'm sorry too. I'm sorry I made that deal, and I'm sorry I got you all involved.
122*the sisters just smile as they hug their only brother tighter*
123Lori: Lincoln, if we make it out of this alive, I literally swear that we will NEVER treat you that way again. You deserve a lot better than that.
124*the other sisters all express agreement*
125Lincoln: *smiles* Thanks, Lori. *to all his sisters* I'm really glad that I have all of you as my sisters.
126Leni: Thanks, Lincoln. And we're really glad that we have you as our brother.
127*Lincoln smiles happily at his sisters*
128*A moment passes.*
129Lana: ...So, should we start working on that thing?
130*the siblings all get depressed at the mention of what Bill wants them to do*
131
132Lisa: *sadly* I’m afraid so, Lana. We don’t have a choice...
133Lori: *sadly* Let's get to work, guys...
134*everyone walks off to begin preparing for the project, but Lucy stops Lincoln*
135Lucy: Lincoln?
136Lincoln: *sadly* Yeah, Lucy?
137Lucy: We'll find a way out of this.
138Lincoln: *feels a little bit better* I hope so...
139
140*Lincoln and Lucy hug each other, then catch up with their siblings*
141
142
143
144*in the basement*
145Lisa: Alright, the directions say that we need... 666 tons of dihelium monargide?
146Leni: *confused* Helium... what?
147Lisa: *also confused* This can't be right. Noble gases can't form compounds.
148Lincoln: So, if it doesn’t get compounds, how do we get this stuff, Lisa?
149Bill: *now possessing Leni* I'LL SHOW YOU!
150*The siblings scream in horror as Leni grinned wickledly at them. She had yellow eyes and her irises were slit*
151
152Lincoln: *horrified* Leni... W-w-what happened to you?!
153Bill: IT'S ME, BILL CIPHER! YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D JUST LEAVE YOU TO DO THIS ON YOUR OWN, DID YOU?
154Lana: N-no... But what did you do to Leni?!
155Bill: SAME THING I DID WITH LINCOLN! AFTER ALL... *perfectly mimicking Leni's exact tone and inflection from "Sound of Silence"* YOU PROMISED!
156Lori: *scared* We know that! Just don’t kill Leni!
157Bill: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. RIGHT NOW, I STILL NEED YOU.
158Lisa: *angry* For building this contraption?! How do we build it if we don’t even know the stuff that you want?!
159Bill: THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, URACIL! DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT I'D JUST LEAVE YOU ALL WITH A BUNCH OF INSTRUCTIONS YOU COULDN'T FOLLOW?
160Lola: Sort of...?
161Bill: ...WELL, I'M NOT. YOU AREN'T GETTING OUT THAT EASILY. I'VE GOT TOO MUCH RIDING ON THIS.
162Lincoln: Fine... What do we do then?
163Bill: LISA, COME WITH ME. I'VE GOT A LITTLE CHEMISTRY LESSON FOR YOU. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, WE'LL BE NEEDING AS MUCH HELIUM AND ARGON AS YOU CAN FIND.
164Lori: Argon?
165Lisa: You can find it in lightbulbs.
166Luna: Oh, that's easy then.
167Bill: YOU'LL BE NEEDING A LOT OF THEM.
168Luan: How many...?
169Lisa: about 222 tons.
170Siblings: *shocked* WHAT?!
171
172Lana: *to Bill, angrily* How do you expect us to get that many lightbulbs?!
173Bill: YOU'RE CLEVER. YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
174*Lana crosses her arms and growls*
175Bill: OR, Y'KNOW, YOU COULD JUST... FALL DOWN THE STAIRS.
176Luan: Was that even a pun? If it was, it was just bad.
177Bill: NO, JUST A REMINDER OF WHERE WE STAND.
178Luan: Oooookay...
179Bill: GREAT, NOW GET TO IT! MEANWHILE, I'LL BE TEACHING YOUR SISTER HOW TO CREATE IMPOSSIBLE COMPOUNDS.
180*The siblings sigh sadly as they start to collect 222 tons of lightbulbs. Meanwhile, Bill has teleported himself and Lisa to somewhere, alone.* 
181Lincoln: Leni? I don't know if you're listening, but I just wanted to say: I'm sorry this is happening to you.
182Luna: *puts her hand on Lincoln's shoulder* We all are, little bro...
183Meanwhile, in Lisa's room... 
184Bill: ALRIGHT, TO START WITH, HOW FAMILIAR ARE YOU WITH ALCHEMY?
185Lisa: *rolls her eyes* Everything about it.
186Bill: *chuckles to himself*
187Lisa: *annoyed* And why is that amusing to you?
188Bill: IF YOU KNOW "EVERYHING" ABOUT ALCHEMY, THEN HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T FOUND THE ELIXIR YET?
189Lisa: *grits her teeth in rage* You... ungrateful... life form...!
190Bill: DON'T WORRY. IT ISN'T SOMETHING I'M INTERESTED IN, I'M JUST MAKING IT CLEAR HOW LITTLE YOU REALLY KNOW COMPARED TO ME.
191Lisa: Okay then...
192Bill: ANYWAY, LET'S GET ON WITH THE LESSON.
193Lisa: *sighs* Alright... What’s the first thing?
194Bill: ALRIGHT, GET A NOTEBOOK. THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE.
195https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mLoKIx1t9iA/maxresdefault.jpg
196Lana: Found a couple more in the trash!
197Lincoln: Okay, that's all the light bulbs in the house. How many is that so far?
198Lori: *annoyed* 12.
199Lincoln: *sighs* Well, let's get in the car.
200Lynn: Why are we going in Vanzilla?
201Lincoln: ...To buy more light bulbs?
202Lynn: *literally slaps herself* Oh yeah... Sorry, Leni would've probably asked that.
203*everyone gets depressed at the mention of Leni's absence*
204Lynn: *feeling guilty* Oh... I'm sorry, guys... I didn't mean to...
205Lincoln: It's alright.
206Lana: *sadly* I really miss her...
207Lincoln: *hugs Lana* We'll find a way to fix this.
208Lori: Yeah, I hope so.
209Lincoln: ...Let's go to the store, I guess.
210Sisters: *sadly* Okay...
211*they get in Vanzilla and go to the store*
212*Meanwhile, Bill is showing Lisa how to make the special compound*
213Lisa: But that's not possible! It violates every law of chemistry!
214Bill: THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU LIKE TO FOCUS ON ONE ASPECT OF THE PICTURE AND DISMISS ALL THE ELEMENTS THAT DON'T MATCH THAT ONE PART. THAT'S WHY YOUR SPECIES IS STILL IN ITS DARK AGES.
215Lisa: *eye twitches* Humans in the Dark Ages?
216Bill: IT'S HILARIOUS! YOU'RE ALL SO BACKWARDS AND IGNORANT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HOW LITTLE YOU ALL KNOW!
217Lisa: *angry* Humans are more than you think, Bill. Even if you are the smartest demon in all dimensions, a psychopath such as yourself will get too cocky and mess this entire thing up.
218Bill: IT'S CUTE THAT YOU THINK THAT, URACIL. REALLY, IT IS. BUT LET'S BE REAL FOR A MOMENT: I'M A BEING OF PURE ENERGY WITH NO WEAKNESSES, AND YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF BLIND AND IDIOTIC HAIRLESS APES! I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU BLUNDER ABOUT AND WALLOW IN YOUR OWN STUPIDITY FOR AS LONG AS YOU'VE EXISTED, AND I'VE WATCHED YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME MISTAKES TIME AND TIME AGAIN. YOU NEVER REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING WRONG, EVEN WHEN IT'S STARING YOU IN THE FACE! IT'S ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC!
219Lisa: *crosses her arms* Says the fool who lost access to the 3rd dimension after tricking Ford into your little "project".
220Bill: *smirks* SAYS THE GIRL WHO DROVE HER BROTHER TO MAKE A DEAL WITH AN INTER-DIMENSIONAL SERIAL KILLER JUST TO BE TREATED LIKE AN EQUAL BY HIS OWN SIBLINGS.
221Lisa: *raises an eyebrow* And when did that happen exactly?
222Bill: *genuinely surprised* HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOTTEN HOW YOU ENDED UP LIKE THIS? NO WONDER YOUR BROTHER FELT ALIENATED. YOU'RE WORSE THAN SHOOTING STAR!
223Lisa: *smirks* Of course I didn't forget! I just wanted to witness your reaction.
224*a moment passes, with Bill just staring silently*
225Bill: ...AH.
226Lisa: *smiles* It seems that I got you to be silent for a moment.
227Bill: DON'T GET USED TO IT.
228Lisa: [Perverted Lisa Loud Emoticon]
229*Meanwhile, the Loud siblings are leaving the store with 222 tons of lightbulbs*
230*all the siblings are struggling to push the massive crate of lightbulbs*
231Lynn: You know, I'm surprised they had this many lightbulbs.
232Lola: Why didn't we get the furniture dolly?
233Lori: I told you, there wasn't one big enough to carry 222 tons.
234Luan: Can't say I had very CRATE expectations! Heh, get it?
235*they realize that the crate isn't going to fit through the store's door*
236All: Dang it.
237Lincoln: Alright, how are we gonna make this whole crate fit through?
238*suddenly, they hear Leni's voice from a nearby puppet display*
239Leni: Hey guys! Can you hear me?
240Lana: *surprised* Hey, was that...
241
242Leni: *as a puppet* Hi, guys! It's me!
243
244Siblings: *shocked* LENI?!
245*Lola and Lana begin hugging the puppet while sobbing hysterically*
246Lana: *crying* I missed you SO much, Leni!
247Leni: I know.
248Cashier: You also know you're going to have to pay for that, right? Store policy: You Possess It, You Bought It.
249Lincoln: Yeah, we know.
250
251*Lincoln pays for the puppet (which is Leni)*
252Lola: Wait, you have a store policy for this?
253Cashier: It comes up more often than you'd think.
254Lori: That makes sense.
255Lincoln: I'm glad you're back, Leni.
256Leni: *happy* Me too, Linky.
257Lori: Though this still leaves the issue of how we're going to get this massive crate of lightbulbs out the door.
258Lincoln: Right. So, anybody got any ideas?
259Leni: *grabs a lightbulb and holds it over Lynn's head*
260Lynn: Still nothing.
261Lana: Guys, I think I know how.
262Lincoln: How?
263Lana: I can make the doors wide enough for the lightbulbs to fit through.
264Cashier: WHAT?!
265Lana: *confused* What?
266Cashier: You can't just remodel someone else's building like that!
267Lana: Did you ever see people having problem getting giant stuff through the doors?
268Cashier: ...We have our OWN contractors!
269Lana: *smirks* You haven’t even seen me at work. *twirls a hammer*
270Cashier: ...Perhaps you should consider just making multiple trips?
271Lana: *shakes her head* Yeah... That’s not the “Builder’s Code”. *Shows a ton of wood, nails and tools behind Lana*
272*the cashier realizes he won't be able to stop them*
273Cashier: *muttering* ...I'm so fired...
274Lana: *to her siblings* Alright, guys, stand back! *pulls out her toolbox and smiles* Now watch the building master at work!
275
276*a montage starts, showing Lana assembling and building wider store doors. After an hour, Lana has finished building the wider store doors*
277
278Lana: *grinning* All done!
279*The siblings resume struggling to push the 222-ton crate. Eventually, they reach Vanzilla.*
280Leni: How are we going to fit all these in the van?
281*beat*
282All (minus Leni): Dang it.
283Lana: Need me to build a trailer?
284Lincoln: Where would you get the materials?
285*it shows trailer parts behind Lana*
286
287Lana: Turns out the store had a automobile part section.
288Lincoln: Ah.
289Lynn: Would Vanzilla even be able to carry this much weight?
290Lana: I’d say, 50-50.
291Lori: Any other ideas?
292*nobody volunteers anything*
293Lori: *sighs* Well, let's do it.
294*After one hour, Lana finishes building the trailer and couples it behind Vanzilla*
295*Lori starts the car. It groans and sputters for a few moments as its wheels struggle to spin, before it just stops and begins spewing black smoke from the tailpipe.*
296All: Dang it.
297Lynn: Really thought Vanzilla could do it.
298
299Lola: Lana, do you have-
300
301*Lana pulls out modern parts for Vanzilla*
302
303Lana: Working parts for Vanzilla?
304
305Lola: *surprised* Wow, that auto section has everything for cars.
306Lana: Okay, let's do this.
307*In no time at all, Lana replaced all of Vanzilla’s broken parts with working ones*
308
309Lana: Okay, Lori, give her another go!
310*Vanzilla moves incredibly slowly, but is at least making visible progress in moving the lightbulbs.*
311Luna: *happy* Vanzilla’s doin’ it, Dudes!
312*Vanzilla continues moving at an incredibly slow rate.*
313Lori: *groans* This is going to be a very long drive.
314Lincoln: It’ll be worth it, though.
315Lori: Yep.
316*Back with Bill and Lisa*
317Bill: WHAT'S TAKING THEM SO LONG?
318Lisa: *rolls her eyes* I'm sure that towing 222 tons of lightbulbs can take a very long time.
319Bill: I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. AND, OF COURSE, THERE'S ALSO THE 444 TONS OF HELIUM.
320Lisa: *eye twitches* Seriously?
321Bill: REMEMBER?
322*Bill initiates a flashback*
323Past!Bill: LISA, COME WITH ME. I'VE GOT A LITTLE CHEMISTRY LESSON FOR YOU. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, WE'LL BE NEEDING AS MUCH HELIUM AND ARGON AS YOU CAN FIND.
324*flashback ends*
325Lisa: Of course. Come to think of it, I just may have 444 tons of helium.
326Bill: REALLY? WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THAT EARLIER?
327Lisa: Small setbacks.
328Bill: ALRIGHT, SO WHERE IS IT?
329*Lisa pulls out a remote and presses a red button. Her closet opens up and 444 tons of helium came tumbling out*
330*the helium buries them both and floods the entire house*
331Lisa: *pops up* I believe this is what you require?
332Bill: WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS MUCH HELIUM ON HAND?! AND HOW DID IT EVEN FIT IN YOUR ^*&#% CLOSET?!
333Lisa: Did you ever try a giant house balloon experiment?
334Bill: ...HOW DID IT EVEN FIT IN YOUR ^*&#% CLOSET?!
335Lisa: *shrugs her shoulders* In the Loud House, anything can be possible during its everyday chaos.
336Bill: ...ALRIGHT.
337*They both hear a horn honk*
338Mr. Grouse: HEY! Get your helium tanks off of my driveway! I can't park my car!
339Lisa: Sorry, Mr. Grouse!
340Bill: ...OKAY, I GUESS WE'LL JUST WAIT FOR YOUR SIBLINGS TO GET BACK.
341http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/243/645/359.jpg
342*Vanzilla finally makes it to the house*
343Lincoln: We're back!
344*Lisa finally arranged the helium tanks and got them off of Mr. Grouse’s driveway after a long while. She notices her siblings and smiles*
345
346Lisa: Welcome back, fellow siblings.
347Lana: We got the argon!
348Lincoln: 222 tons of it!
349Luan: And now all of our allowances ARGON! Heh, get it? But seriously, this cost us all of our money, Bill.
350Bill: WELL, I'M SURE YOUR BROTHER'S LIFE IS WORTH MORE TO YOU THAN A FEW PICTURES OF ME WITH DEAD PRESIDENTS.
351Leni: *angry* Wow, you are totes insane!
352Bill: *still possessing Leni's body* SURE I AM, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
353Leni: *under her breath* Just saying...
354Bill: ALRIGHT, NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE PROJECT!
355*the siblings all become depressed*
356*Lisa and Bill get to work on making the dihelium monargide*
357*and the siblings set up the lightbulbs*
358*the siblings except for Lisa go to another room*
359Lincoln: Does anyone know where the lightbulbs go on this thing?
360Lana: I thought they only needed those for the argon.
361Lincoln: Yeah, I just thought they needed to go somewhere.
362Lola: ...So, does anyone have a plan? We can't actually BUILD this thing if it's going to let Bill take over our world!
363Lincoln: Usually, I’m the one that comes up with plans, but I have no idea what to do here.
364Lynn: Wait! Lincoln, didn't Bill just say that you had to offer him something interesting, not that we had to help him build the portal specifically?
365Lucy: That won't work. We've all made a deal with him too, and he explicitly said that that we had to help him with his project, or else he'd... he'd kill Lincoln.
366Lynn: *upset* Dang it...
367Lincoln: *realization* I think... I think I might have an idea...
368Leni: What? What’s your idea, Linky?
369Lincoln: *uneasy* What if... what if we got HIM to break the deal?
370Lori: Lincoln... how do we even do that?
371Lincoln: *very uneasy* Well... Bill said that in return for helping with the portal, he wouldn't kill me, right?
372Sisters: Yeah...
373
374*the girls suddenly get shocked*
375
376Luna: *shocked* Wait... bro, are you saying-?!
377Lincoln: *incredibly uneasy* Maybe... maybe if we tricked him into... into not upholding his end of the bargain, then maybe he... maybe he wouldn't be able to make you uphold yours?
378Luna: *uneasy* Sounds like it might work, bro...
379Lola: *upset* We can't do that! He's- he's our BROTHER! *hugs Lincoln and begins crying*
380*Soon, the other sisters start to cry and hug Lincoln*
381Lincoln: *crying* I'm sorry... I-I love you... I love you all...
382Lori: *choking between sobs* W-We love you too... L-Lincoln...
383Lincoln: But I-I don't... I don't t-think we have a choice...
384Lana: *sniffling* Y-Yeah, b-b-but... life’s going to be awful... w-without you... *hugs Lincoln tighter*
385Lynn: We can find another solution! Just please, PLEASE don't leave us, Lincoln!
386Luan: *teary-eyed* Yeah, Lincoln! This isn’t even funny at all!
387
388Lucy: *trying not to cry* Normally, I would enjoy death, but If it’s our brother dying, my black heart would be shattered.
389
390Leni & Lily: *sobbing* Linky!
391Lincoln: A-alright, then...
392*the girls all hug Lincoln again while whimpering*
393Lincoln: But then... what WILL we do?
394Lucy: I... don’t know...
395Luan: WAIT! Remember what they did in "The Last Mabelcorn"?
396Siblings: Yeah...
397
398Lori: Is this going somewhere, Luan?
399Luan: Maybe we could do that!
400*the siblings all agree*
401Lincoln: Wait, do you mean the forcefield, or the metal plate?
402Luan: I think both of them would work!
403Lana: ...But where are we going to get unicorn hair?
404Lola: And how would we convince our parents to let us get METAL PLATES installed IN OUR SKULLS?
405Luan: Lisa would do it, if she wasn't with Bill right now...
406Lori: Let's talk to her about it when we get the chance.
407Lincoln: Good idea.
408Lucy: Don't bother. It isn't going to work.
409Lynn: Yeah, Bill can easily tell what we’re gonna do.
410Mr. Coconuts: *somehow talking on his own with Lucy's voice* Don't listen to him!
411*the siblings all look at Mr. Coconuts, shocked*
412
413Luan: *shocked* Did Bill make Mr. Coconuts tall?
414Mr. Coconuts: *now speaking in Lynn's voice* Guys! It's US!
415Leni: *confused* Who’s US?
416Mr. Coconuts: Lynn and Lucy!
417Lincoln: Lynn?!
418
419Lola: Lucy?!
420
421Luna: What happened?!
422Lynn: *face framed in shadow, hiding her eyes* Don't listen to them. It's obviously one of Bill's tricks.
423*the siblings glare at "Lynn" and "Lucy".*
424
425Lori: *angry* Alright, what's literally going on?
426*"Lynn" and "Lucy" begin chuckling. Slowly, "Lynn" lifts her head up and "Lucy" pulls her bangs back to reveal two sets of yellow eyes with elongated pupils, as the chuckle develops into full-blown insane laughter.*
427*the siblings scream in horror*
428Bill: DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE MY WATCH THAT EASILY? MY EYES ARE EVERYWHERE, KIDS.
429Siblings: No...
430Bill: YES.
431*the siblings look down*
432*They see a piece of paper on the ground. On it is a drawing of an eye inside a triangle.*
433Lincoln: What’s this?
434*Lana remembers something from the Bill Cipher Q&A:* 
435"INCREASING MY POWER IS EASY AND ANYONE CAN DO IT! JUST DRAW MY FORM ANYWHERE IN YOUR HUMAN WORLD- EACH IMAGE OF ME ACTS A PEEPHOLE FROM MY DIMENSION TO YOURS. THE MORE I SEE, THE MORE I KNOW. THE MORE I KNOW, THE GREATER MY POWER. THE GREATER MY POWER, THE MORE ENEMIES OF YOURS I CAN CRUSH. JUST SHAKE MY HAND." 
436"JUST DRAW MY FORM ANYWHERE IN YOUR HUMAN WORLD- EACH IMAGE OF ME ACTS A PEEPHOLE FROM MY DIMENSION TO YOURS." 
437"EACH IMAGE OF ME ACTS A PEEPHOLE FROM MY DIMENSION TO YOURS."
438"EACH IMAGE OF ME ACTS A PEEPHOLE FROM MY DIMENSION TO YOURS."
439Lana: Guys, I know what to do!
440Siblings: What?
441Lana: Apparently, Bill can see in our world through his dimension, the more he sees, the more stronger he becomes.
442Lola: Okay, so what do we DO?
443Lana: I’m thinking that we go into his dimension.
444Siblings: WHAT?!
445Lana: I know, crazy, right?
446Bill: YOU'LL NEED A PORTAL FOR THAT, GENIUS!
447Lana: Yeah, which is why I have this!
448
449*Lana pulls out a small device and presses a button, in no time at all, a big swirling portal appeared*
450All: Where did you get that?!
451Lana: Lisa gave it to me before you took her away, Bill.
452Lola: Lana, this is exactly what Bill wants!
453Lana: I know, but as Lincoln says, I love taking risks like these.
454Lori: *tackles Lana and smashes the portal device*
455*Unfortunately, Lana quickly gets out from under Lori, and jumps right into the portal, much to everyone’s shock*
456Lincoln: *remembering the events of A Tale of Two Stans* NO! *grabs Lana*
457Luna: LINCOLN! *grabs Lincoln's leg*
458Luan: LUNA! *grabs Luna's leg*
459Lola: LANA! *grabs Luan's leg*
460Lori: Hey! *grabs Luan's other leg*
461Lily: Poo poo! *grabs Lola*
462*Unfortunately, the siblings all fell into the portal*
463Lisa: *runs in having heard her siblings screaming* What's going on in here?!
464*Lisa sees the portal in front of her*
465
466Lisa: Hmm, Lana actually used it.
467Leni: They fell in!
468Lisa: That unfortunately leaves us with one choice: go in after them.
469*The portal, having gone too long without anything to hold it open, finally disappears.*
470Bill: *furious* WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, LISA, I'M GONNA REASSEMBLE YOU- *sees that Lisa, Leni, Lucy, and Lynn are gone, much to his shock, but it quickly turns into fury* WHERE'D YOU GO?!
471Meanwhile, the remaining Loud siblings were hiding in Lisa's bunker.
472Lisa: We should be okay in here.
473Leni: What are we going to do?
474Lisa: I am unsure at the moment.
475
476Lynn: Well, can ya think faster? I don’t wanna have screwed up molecules!
477
478Lucy: Agreed.
479Lisa: Alright, first of all, did they say where they were going?
480Lynn: Bill’s dimension.
481Lisa: WHAT?!
482Lucy: Lana wanted to take that huge risk.
483*Lisa facepalms*
484Lisa: *exasperated* Lana...
485Bill: *off-screen* YOO-HOO, KIDS? WHERE ARE YOU?
486*the remaining siblings all cringe in fear*
487Lisa: *whispering* Okay, this means we're going to HAVE to build that portal now. No more trying to get out of it, either we build it, or we never see the rest of our siblings again. However, we can't let Bill use it to enter our world, or else... well, we all saw the Weirdmageddon trilogy.
488Leni, Lynn, Lucy: Okay.
489Lisa: Alright, I think our first order of business should be finding a way to keep him out of our heads. We won't be able to get anything done if we constantly need to worry about him being able to take over our bodies at any moment.
490Lucy: Leave that to me.
491Lisa: Alright, what do you have in mind?
492Lucy: Some vampire bats might do the trick. And yes, I did mess with some of your experiments to make them.
493Lisa: ...How are those going to help?
494Lucy: They may be enough to slow Bill down so we can do whatever we have to do.
495Lisa: Bill sticks forks in his arms and scrambles people's orifices for fun. I'm not sure vampire bats are going as effective a distraction here as they are normally.
496Lynn: Maybe your experiments could make the diversion, Lisa.
497Lisa: *facepalms* Of course, how could I forget?
498Leni: What?
499Lisa: *pulls out a remote control* I think I may have the perfect distraction!
500Lynn: Which is?
501Lisa: Remember those Atmosphere Projectors I installed for that haunted house project a few Halloweens ago? We could use that! *begins pressing buttons on the remote* I'll just need to make a few quick changes to the program, and then...
502*Lisa's screams are heard from somewhere off-screen*
503Bill: *off-screen* THERE YOU ARE!
504Leni: *gasps* Lisa's in trouble!
505Lynn: It's alright, Leni. It's just an illusion.
506Lisa: Alright, that should buy us some time. We should still work quickly, though. Bill's clever. It's only a matter of time until he figures this out.
507Lucy: Okay, let’s go.
508Lisa: That won't be necessary. I have a workstation right here. *pulls a lever to reveal an elaborate workstation*
509Lynn: Should’ve saw that coming.
510Lisa: I WAS planning to spend an entire day down here, after all...
511Leni: Alright, what are you gonna do, Lisa?
512Lisa: We're going to Bill-proof our minds.
513Lynn: Are you sticking metal plates in our heads?
514Lisa: Just mine, actually. *slight smile* After all, I AM the only one who's skull is here right now. *laughs uncomfortably, then mutters to herself* ...Luan always makes black comedy look so easy...
515Lynn: Oooookay...
516Lisa: Sorry. What I mean is we can't Bill-proof any of you while Bill's actively controlling your bodies.
517Leni, Lynn, Lucy: *sadly* Right...
518Lisa: But don't worry, I have a plan to get them back.
519Leni: Really?!
520Lisa: Yes, but first I'll need to Bill-proof my own mind. After all, if he took control of my body in addition to all of yours, we'd be beyond coagulated.
521Leni, Lynn, Lucy: Okay.
522Lisa: Alright, it's time to begin the procedure. *pulls out a saw, and puts a wallet in her mouth*
523Leni: Why’d you put a wallet in your mouth?
524Lisa: *spits out the wallet* For biting down on. This isn't going to be pleasant.
525Lucy: I think we should look away.
526Lisa: Good call. *puts the wallet back in her mouth and takes off her wig as the others all look away*
527*Soon enough, Leni, Lynn, and Lucy heard Lisa’s loud hisses of pain as the saw cut through her head. After 3 hours, the surgery was done and Lisa had a large bandage and stitches on her head*
528Lisa: *takes a few deep breaths and then puts her wig back on, tears still running down her face* Okay... now let's... let's get to work on... on getting your bodies back...
529Leni: *concerned* Are you okay, Lisa?
530Lisa: I'm fine... it's just... it's just that that hurt... a lot... *deep breath* But I'll be alright. Now let's get to work.
531*Meanwhile, Bill is still searching for the remaining siblings*
532
533BILL: *sing-song* OH, KIIIIIIIIDS? UNCLE BILL'S GOT SOME HUMAN SKIN TO DISFIGUREEEEE!
534Lisa: *sneaks up behind Bill!Lynn, grabs the rug he's standing on, and pulls as hard as she can, causing Bill!Lynn to crash to the ground*
535Bill!Lynn: OW!!!
536Lynn: *dives in while Bill is distracted and shoves him out of her body*
537Lisa: Lynn? Are you alright?
538*Lynn's body stands up, and the eyes open to reveal normal, non-Billish eyes*
539Lynn: *now back in her own body* She scores!
540Leni: You did it, Lynn!
541Lucy: One down, two to go.
542Lisa: Let’s move.
543Meanwhile, in the kitchen...
544Bill!Leni: IT WON'T BE SO EASY THIS TIME, KIDDOS. AFTER ALL, I KNOW WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR... *notices that all the knives are gone* YOU CLEVER LITTLE...
545*Suddenly, knives fly towards Bill!Leni and pin her on the wall*
546
547Bill!Leni: GAH!
548Leni: *dives in and, after a brief struggle, kicks Bill out of her body*
549Lynn: You alright, Leni?
550Leni: *opens her normal, non-Billish eyes* Totes!
551Lisa: It won't be so easy this time, Bill.
552Lucy: Okay, time to get my body back.
553Meanwhile, upstairs...
554Bill!Lucy: *looking in one of the drawers* THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING HERE... *begins slamming Lucy's arm in the drawer repeatedly* MAN, I FORGOT HOW MUCH FUN PAIN IS!
555*Suddenly, a sturdy net was shot, and Bill!Lucy got caught in it*
556
557Bill!Lucy: HEY! LET ME OUT OF THIS THING!
558Lucy: *dives towards Bill!Lucy, but just passes through harmlessly* W-What?
559Bill: COME ON BELFRY, DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD JUST KICK ME OUT WITH A GOOD SHOVE? THE ONLY REASON THAT WORKED BEFORE WAS BECAUSE I WAS PILOTING THREE OF THESE MEAT SACKS AT ONCE!
560Lucy: Not good.
561Lynn: Okay then, have fun just sitting there... forever.
562Bill: ...*$&# YOU, SIGMUND. *leaves Lucy's body willingly*
563Lucy: *returns to her now unoccupied body*
564Leni: Are you okay, Lucy?
565Lucy: *pulls her bangs back to reveal non-Billish eyes and smiles* I'm alright.
566Leni: *happy* It’s feels great to be back in my own body.
567
568Lynn: *satisfied* No kidding, Leni.
569Lucy: *still smiling* Yep. *goes to the drawer Bill was slamming her arm in, pulls out a pair of scissors, walks over to the mirror, and uses them to cut her bangs, leaving her eyes clearly visible*
570Lynn: *amazed* Woah...
571
572Leni: *amazed* Your eyes are beautiful, Lucy...
573
574Lisa: *impressed* Even I’m starstruck at them.
575Lucy: I don't want Bill to be able to trick you all again because you can't see my eyes.
576Lisa: *nods* Smart.
577Lynn: So, are we going to have to get metal plates installed in our skulls, too?
578Lisa: No, that was just because we couldn't afford to take longer than we needed to. Now that we no longer have to worry about Bill finding us, I have an alternate solution.
579Leni: What is it, Lisa?
580Lisa: Remember the machine from "The Last Mabelcorn"?
581Leni, Lynn, Lucy: Yes!/Yeah!/Of course.
582Lisa: I've actually been studying it for quite a while, trying to determine if and how it might be possible to build in real life. I think I may have just made a breakthrough in that area.
583Lynn: You did?
584Lisa: Yes. You see, when Bill was teaching me how to create some of the scientifically impossible substances we'd need for the portal, a lot of it dealt with learning to recognize that most things considered scientifically impossible simply don't mesh well with our current understand of the universe. It's opened my eyes in a lot of ways, including some which I don't think he intended. *smirks* Bill's going to love this.
585Lynn: I agree.
586
587Leni: Totes!
588
589Lucy: Definitely.
590*they get to work on the thought encryption machine*
591*Meanwhile, Bill was pissed*
592
593Bill: UGH, THOSE FOUR ARE BECOMING A HUGE PROBLEM TO ME!
594Bill: I HAD IT ALL RIGHT THERE ON A SILVER PLATTER, AND THEN THEY HAD TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY FROM ME! *seems to calm down* AH WELL. IN ANY CASE, THEY'LL STILL NEED TO BUILD THAT PORTAL IF THEY WANT THE REST OF THEIR SIBLINGS BACK. I GUESS I'LL JUST NEED TO FIND MYSELF A *voice gets lower* DIFFERENT PAWN. *eye flashes between several different characters*
595[Lynn Loud Sr. Emote][Rita Loud Emote][Loud House - Albert aka Pop-Pop getting suspicious][Clean-Up On Aisle Loud][Loud House - Bobby has something on his mind][Loud House - Ronnie Anne is skeptical][Loud House - Mr. Grouse is in Awe][Loud House - Darcy hitting the books][Loud House - Haiku indulging her poetic brillance][The Loud House - Maggie w/o a care in the world][Loud House - Sam digs these beats][Loud House - Hugh Laurie is shining][Photo-Negative Mickey Icon]
596*Back with Lisa, Lucy, Lynn, and Leni. They’re just about done with whatever they’re working on*
597Lisa: Alright, here we are. This machine is called Project Mentem. It's going to scan your mind, and bioelectrically encrypt your thoughts, thus making it impossible for Bill to read them. It should be a lot safer than the metal plate.
598Lucy, Lynn, Leni: Okay.
599Lisa: Okay, who would like to go first?
600Leni: I'll go first.
601Lisa: Alright, just take a seat right here. *places the helmet on Leni*
602Leni: When does this start?
603Lisa: *turns Project Mentem on* Right now. *Leni's thoughts begin appearing on Project Mentem's screens*
604Lynn: These are Leni’s thoughts?
605*They all seem to center around either Lori, Luna, Luan, Lincoln, Lola, Lana, or Lily.*
606Lucy: Those are our siblings.
607Leni: *embarrassed* I've been having trouble thinking about anything else.
608Lynn: Oh, really?
609Leni: They're all alone and trapped in some other dimension! *growing increasingly panicked* What if they're hurt? What Bill found them?! What if they're all DYING RIGHT NOW WHILE WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE?!
610Lisa: Leni! Calm down!
611Lucy: *pick up Leni's hand in hers* Don't worry. We'll find a way to help them. We just need to make sure that Bill can't hijack our plans in order to gain physical form first.
612Leni: *calms down* You’re right, Lucy. Sorry.
613Lynn: ...So, how long's this going to take?
614Lisa: Might take an hour or 2.
615Lucy: Would you like for us to stay with you, Leni?
616Leni: Yes, please.
617Lucy: Alright, then.
618*Lisa and Lynn come over to Leni and hold her hand, making her smile. After an hour, the progress has finished*
619Lisa: How do you feel, Leni?
620Leni: I feel great. Like no one can get into my mind.
621Lisa: Alright, let's run a few tests to make sure that it worked properly.
622Leni: ...Q'r wscxp, gonwl ish gol xjag gktqa?
623
624[Vigenere Cipher. Key: IFEELGREATLIKENOONECANGETINTOMYMIND]
625
626Lynn and Lucy: ...What?...
627Lisa: Oh dear. This isn't right.
628Leni: Tnwe? Hnrx's zzqxk bb? Kuc eaa'z M nvqxfermvq dvdsrp?
629Lisa: Hold on. *walks over to Leni, then gives her a harsh slap*
630
631Leni: *fixed voice* OW!!! *glares at Lisa* What was that for, Lisa?! *hears her voice, much to her surprise* Oh, my voice!
632
633Lisa: Better?
634
635Leni: *smiles* Much.
636Lynn: What was that?
637Lucy: Sounded like gibberish.
638Leni: ...Xcuh, U njpze ka'e bcwbyppza cnmcp!
639
640[Key: MUCH]
641
642Lynn: Whoop, she’s doing it again.
643Lisa: Oh dear. I think this machine may have some unintended side effects.
644Leni: *growing panicked* Xcuh, U njpze uvyyvouhi'z ilqus qkat ga iduku!
645Lucy: Which are?
646Lisa: *pulls out a pen and a sheet of paper* Leni, perhaps you should try writing something. *gives Leni the pen and paper*
647*Leni writes on the paper. It says: “Why is my voice like this?!”
648Lisa: Good. This shows that you can at least write normally. So, do you feel any different? *Leni stares at her, not understanding* Oh dear. *writing on the paper* "Can you understand us?"
649Leni: *writing* "I can't understand you when you talk, but I can still understand when you write. What's wrong with my brain?!"
650Lynn: Yeah, what is wrong with it?
651Lisa: *writing* I think that part of your Broca area (Street Name: speech center of the brain) may not have been properly encrypted.
652Leni: *writing* So I’m never gonna hear my voice again?!
653*Suddenly, they hear a car pull up.*
654Lynn Sr.: *off-screen* Kids, we're home!
655Lisa, Lucy, Lynn: Uh-Oh.
656Leni: Gb-Qo.
657Rita: Hello? Kids?
658Leni: *calling out to their parents* Qpgyknjpza'u muhg! Dq'lg qgmv pz njl nuulyypa bfcfuhi dunj vzy qm Xcuh'e ink oiowgngye!
659Lynn Sr.: *confused* Is someone speaking gibberish?
660Lisa: *covers Leni's mouth* Everything's fine! *writing* "Perhaps it would be best if you didn't speak out loud for a while."
661*Leni looks sad*
662Lisa: *writing* "Sorry. It's only until we find a solution to this speech problem, which I promise we will."
663*Leni nods slowly*
664Rita: *from the kitchen* Kids, why are all our knives stuck in the wall?
665Lisa, Lynn, Lucy: Uhhh...
666Lynn Sr.: *opens a drawer, only to get caught in a net* GAH! What's going on here?!
667Lynn: How do we explain?
668Lucy: Uh-
669Rita: *Shouting* KIDS, GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!
670*Lisa, Lucy, Lynn, and Leni immediately rush over to Rita and Lynn Sr.*
671Rita: Where are the others?
672Lisa, Lucy, Lynn: Uhhhhhh...
673Rita: And why is Lisa's scalp bandaged up?
674Lisa: Well, uh..,
675
676*Suddenly, a big portal appeared, which shocked everybody*
677
678RIta & Lynn Sr.: What in the world?!
679
680*Screaming could be heard inside. Suddenly, Lana and Lincoln flew out, the Lola and Lily, followed by Luan, Luna, and Lori. After that, the portal closes*
681
682Lincoln: We’re... back!
683
684Lana *grinning* See, guys? I told you I knew what I was doing!
685Lynn Sr.: Can someone please explain what's going on? And maybe cut me down?
686Lisa: On it. *cuts Lynn Sr. down*
687Lynn Sr.: Now again, what the heck is going on?!
688Lisa: Well, you’ll probably never believe it, Father.
689
690*4 hours later, the siblings explained everything to their parents*
691Rita: ...So, Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls is real.
692Luan: Yep.
693Lynn Sr.: ...And you all made a deal with him.
694Lincoln: Well, actually-
695Lori: Yes. We all did.
696Rita: And now Bill can take over your bodies whenever he wants to?!
697Lisa: Well, my attempt at recreating Project Mentem has been... flawed, but the metal plate I installed in my skull seems to be working.
698Lola: Actually, we may have found a solution to that problem.
699Lana: While we were trapped between dimensions, we found a bunch of stuff we could use for that shielding spell!
700Lori: We also found this. *pulls out a height-altering crystal*
701Rita and Lynn Sr.: ...Wait, you installed a METAL PLATE IN YOUR SKULL?!?!?!
702Lisa: Yes...?
703Lucy: It was the only option.
704*Rita and Lynn Sr. don’t know what to make of this entire ordeal*
705Lynn Sr.: Wait, wasn't Bill erased at the end of the show?
706Lisa: Yes, when Ford trapped him in the mind by erasing his brother’s memories.
707Lynn Sr.: So, how's he still alive?
708Lisa: To be honest, I don’t know.
709Lucy: I think I may have an idea.
710*the family looks at Lucy*
711
712Lincoln: What is it, Lucy?
713Lucy: Well, have you ever heard of this one creepypasta called "Abandoned By Disney"?
714Family: Yes./Kinda./Too scary.
715Lucy: *begins writing as she talks, for Leni to read* Basically, it's a series of short stories about several different supernatural events which are said to have occurred around Disney theme parks, including ghostly patrons wearing Disney-themed gas masks, children vanishing from water slides and then reappearing later in a state of shock, and even a photo negative Mickey Mouse costume which took off its head to reveal... something with chunky, yellow blood. It wasn't described much beyond that. Anyway, the final installment of the series, "Corruptus", provides the theory that Disney has been attempting to harness the power of mass belief-
716Lisa: "Mass belief"?
717Lucy: You know how Disney's films always claim that anything can be yours if you believe in it hard enough? This is what they meant. Anyway, the story suggests that they've been attempting to harness this power in order to create something they can exploit, and that all these anomalies are failed creations which have become corrupted by fear and hatred.
718Lori: ...Man, that's literally horrifying...
719Lucy: It gets worse. You know how Bill Cipher supposedly came from a show called Gravity Falls?
720Lori: Yeah.
721Lucy: Guess what channel it aired on.
722Leni: *writing* Disney Channel?
723Lucy: ...Right.
724Lana: Hoo boy...
725Lisa: ...So, you think the Bill Cipher we're dealing with might be one of those?
726Lucy: Maybe. It's just a theory.
727Lincoln: So, how do we prove that?
728Lucy: I don't know. Like I said, it's just a theory. A couple of things that I noticed lined up a bit too well not to be pointed out.
729Lincoln: Then what do we do now?
730Rita: You mentioned about a shielding spell. Let's do that.
731Lisa: Excellent idea, Mother.
732Rita: And as soon as it's is done, I want you to get right to work on fixing Leni's Broca area.
733Lisa: Of course.
734Rita: *writing* Don't worry Leni, as soon as we're done Bill-proofing the house, Lisa's going to get right to work fixing your voice.
735Leni: *writing* Thank you.
736Lynn Sr.: Okay, let's get to work!
737Family: Okay!
738
739*A montage shows the Loud family working, and Lisa trying to fix Leni’s voice*
740https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sBBGJZk-6vw/maxresdefault.jpg
741Lincoln: Okay, done!
742Lori: That literally took a while.
743*Lisa and Leni come outside, both looking unhappy. Leni is wearing a strange headset with a microphone and speakers on it.*
744Rita: There you are! I trust you've been successful in fixing Leni's voice?
745Lisa: *uncomfortable* Well, I've managed to at least figure out how to decrypt her words, (vigenere cipher, the keyword being "much"), but I haven't yet been able to repair the damage to her Broca area. Although, to be honest, I've been a bit distracted as of late with something else I've discovered.
746Rita: What could possibly be more important than repairing your sister's mind?!
747Lisa: This. *pulls out a dimensional rift identical to the one from the show*
748Rita: *shocked* What is that?!
749Lisa: I belive it's an interdimensional rift. I think it may have been created when Lana made that portal. *glares at Lana*
750Lana: *shrugs* Hey, had to take the risk.
751Lisa: *facepalms*
752Lola: *under her breath* Not really...
753Lana: *crosses her arms* Blame me all you want, I ain’t flinchin’.
754Lisa: *sighs* In any case, this thing needs to be treated with care. If the containment were to break, it could very well spell the end of human society.
755Luna: That’s a problem.
756Lisa: Like Stanford Pines once said, with this, Bill has a way into our reality. To get his hands on this rift, he would trick or possess anyone.
757Lincoln: He didn't possess one of us now, did he?
758
759*the family franticly looks at each other*
760Lisa: *glances around at everyone suspiciously* ...I'll just take this inside. *adjusts her glasses to make her non-Billish eyes clear before heading back into the house*
761Lincoln: Okay, if Bill didn’t posses any of us, how can we tell?
762Lucy: The eyes. *points at her own, uncovered eyes* When Bill possesses someone, their pupils elongate vertically, and their sclera turn yellow.
763Lori: That’s right.
764Lucy: That's why I cut my bangs. If your eyes can't be seen normally, then possessing you makes it that much easier for Bill to evade suspicion.
765Lana: That’s great! *feeling guilty* And guys? I’m really sorry for jumping into that portal and dragging you with me, that was a really, really, really stupid risk I took.
766Leni: Un'u hxlkntn. *hugs Lana*
767Headset: It's alright.
768*the siblings all agree and group hug Lana, she smiles*
769Leni: U gkzeyf fao ibkm UV yoeo!
770Headset: I missed you guys SO much!
771Lincoln: We missed you too, Leni! It’s great that you, Lynn and Lucy got your bodies back!
772Leni: Un yheh'v lmma.
773Headset: It wasn't easy.
774*beat*
775Lynn: Actually, it kind of was.
776Lola: Really?
777Lynn: Yeah, all it really took for the first two was to just distract him for a moment.
778Lucy: Yes, and for Bill, he realized that he couldn't stay in my body forever.
779Lynn: When I pointed out about the net, he just sort of... bailed.
780Lori: Why would he just leave like that?
781Leni: U xqu'f epvi. Qg dqlg qgmv nxuf oq xkk.
782Headset: I don't know. We were just glad he did.
783Lynn & Lucy: Yeah.
784Lincoln: Do you think that maybe that was a part of Bill's plan?
785Lucy: I'm not really sure...
786Rita: In any case, we'll need to keep that rift safe. We don't want to cause the downfall of humanity.
787Family: Right.
788
789Lynn: Let’s go see how Lisa’s doing.
790*In the basement...*
791Lynn: Lisa? How are you doing?
792Lisa: I believe I've made some progress.
793Lynn: How so?
794Lisa: I've repaired the bug with Project Mentem, and I've also prepared a means to fix Leni's Broca area.
795Leni: Dycsxs?!
796Headset: Really?!
797Lisa: Yes. You just need to put the helmet on again, and Project Mentem will do the rest.
798Leni: Aecf!
799Headset: Okay!
800*Leni sits on the chair. Lisa removes her headset, and places Project Mentem's helmet on her.*
801Lisa: Alright, Here goes nothing.
802*Lisa turns Project Mentem on.*
803Family: Whoa...
804https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wiHYx9NX4DM/maxresdefault.jpg
805Lisa: Okay, done!
806*Leni gets up and takes her helmet off*
807
808Lori: Leni, can you speak?
809
810*Leni stays quiet, the family starts to worry, until she said:*
811
812Leni: *normally* I don't know, can I? *gasps in shock, which turns into happiness* My voice!
813Leni: *hugs Lisa* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
814Lisa: *losing air* Your... Welcome... Leni... Too... Tight...
815Leni: Oh. *puts Lisa down* Sorry!
816Lisa: That’s okay, I’m just glad your voice is back.
817Lucy: ...So, about Bill-proofing our minds?
818Lisa: I may of gotten the answer on how to.
819
820Lynn: What is it?
821Lisa: Like I said, I've repaired the bug with Project Mentem.
822Lola: Oh, right!
823Lisa: However, this has had the unfortunate side effect of increasing the machine's working time by about 7 hours.
824Family: What?!
825Lisa: It... isn't ideal... but it's better than the alternative.
826Lana: Oh well, better than a day.
827Rita: Well, let's hurry up and do this.
828*Lisa prepares as Lana goes over to her*
829
830Lana: Hey, Lisa, I’m really sorry for going into Bill’s dimension. That was a really, really, really stupid risk I took. You probably wouldn’t forgive me until this entire thing is over.
831Lisa: Well, it DID at least allow us to Bill-proof the house. ...But yeah, that was an incredibly stupid thing to do.
832Lana: Yeah, I’m really sorry. I hope you can forgive me...
833Lisa: *smiles* We'll see. Just... don't try anything like that again.
834Lana: *smiles* Don't worry, I learned my lesson.
835Lisa: Good. *to everyone present* Alright, who wants to go first?
836Lincoln: I’ll go.
837Lisa: Alright.
838*Lincoln sits down and Lisa puts the helmet on him.*
839Lisa: *turns on Project Mentem* Alright, it's going. Now we'll just need to wait 8 hours.
840*8 hours later...*
841Lisa: Alight, how do you feel?
842Lincoln: I feel like Bill can’t into my mind, and no gibberish!
843Lisa: That's good. Now let's run a few tests to make sure it actually worked right this time.
844*Lisa proceeds with some tests*
845Lisa: Alright, it seems like there shouldn't be any more... malfunctions. So, who's next?
846Lana: Me, I’m still trying to make all of this up.
847Lisa: ...Alright.
848Lola: Lana, are you okay?
849Lana: ...No...
850Lynn: Are you still guilty over the stupid risk you took?
851Lana: ...Yeah...
852Lincoln: Lana, don’t go thinking that all of this is your fault! I was the one who made the deal with Bill.
853Lana: B-but... we were-
854Lincoln: It doesn't justify what I did.
855Lori: Yeah, Lincoln's right.
856Lisa: Not to mention, I was the one who built that thing in the first place.
857*tears started to well up in Lana’s eyes*
858Leni: I always just figured that this was Bill's fault.
859Lucy: Agreed, this is his fault.
860Lynn: Yep.
861Luna: Uh-huh.
862Lola: Pretty much.
863*Lana starts to cry as she hugs Lincoln*
864
865Lana: *sobbing* I’m sorry! I’m so, so sorry!
866Lincoln: *hugs Lana* It's alright, we'll find a way to fix this.
867Lana: *sniffles* O-okay... *makes a small smile* T-Thank you, Lincoln...
868Lisa: So, again, who's next?
869Lana; *sniffles* Like I said, me next...
870Lisa: Alright, take a seat here, and we'll begin.
871*Lana sits and puts on the helmet as Lisa starts the project*
872https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GBGso8PorSw/maxresdefault.jpg
873Lisa: Feeling okay, Lana?
874
875Lana: Yeah...
876
877Lisa: Alright, Family, next!
878
879*a montage shows Lisa doing the project on her siblings and parents. After 4800 minutes, Lisa is finally done, and she is sleepy*
880Rita: So, where's the rift?
881Lisa: Don't worry, I've got it locked away in that safe. *points at the safe* Not to mention, the inside is padded, so there's no chance of it getting jostled and broken inside. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed.
882*Lisa yawns and walks out of the basement*
883Later that night, in Lisa's dreams...
884*Lisa is standing in what appears to be an infinite plane made entirely out of graph paper, the sky a blank void filled with various symbols. Suddenly, a giant pencil comes down from the void and draws a perfect equilateral triangle around her. Then a giant compass comes down directly on top of her. She jumps out of the way as the steady leg nearly crushes/skewers her, before the compass draws a circle in the center of the triangle. Afterward, the giant pencil and compass lift up (revealing that the compass's steady leg poked a hole in the ground) as the design they drew lifts off of the page and transforms into a familiar person.*
885Bill: HOWDY, URACIL!
886Lisa: *angrily* Bill...
887Bill: *happily* YES?
888Lisa: What do you want now?!
889Bill: *ignores Lisa's question* I SEE YOU GOT YOURSELF A NEW PIECE OF HEADGEAR! IT LOOKS GREAT ON YOU! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'D LOOK BETTER? *rips the (dream) metal plate out, leaving a gaping hole through which Lisa's brain is clearly visible* A GAPING HOLE!
890Lisa: *feeling pain* OW!!!
891Bill: *tousles Lisa's brain* I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S ADORABLE THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN PROTECT THAT RIFT FROM ME, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING HOW FAR YOU WENT JUST TO KEEP UP THAT DELUSION! IT'LL ALMOST MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY WHEN I SMASH IT! *turns red, and causes the metal plate to burn up* ALMOST.
892Lisa: Oh my...
893Bill: BUT OF COURSE, YOU CAN'T. SOONER OR LATER, YOU'LL SLIP UP, AND, WELL... YOU SAW THE SERIES FINALE, YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN!
894Lisa: And how are you going to do that? There isn't a single person in this house whose mind you can enter!
895Bill: MAYBE NOT, BUT THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF PAWNS ON THE *voice deepens* OUTSIDE. *Bill's eye flashes between images of several people the Louds know, as well as what appears to be a transparent humanoid and a pixelated man in stereotypical wizard garb*
896*Lisa sees what Bill means and becomes horrified*
897
898Lisa: Uh-oh.
899Bill: BE SEEING YOU SOON, URACIL! *sinks into the floor and turns back into the design*
900*the hole left by the compass begins growing and swallows the entire dream world*
901Lisa: NOOO! *gets swallowed up*
902
903*Suddenly, Lisa woke up with a scream, It was morning now. Beads of sweat trickled down her cheeks as she panted heavily*
904
905Lisa: This... is NOT good.
906*Lisa's scream wakes everyone up due to the house's ridiculously thin walls*
907*the family barges into Lisa and Lily’s room with worried looks*
908
909Lincoln: Lisa, are you okay?
910
911Lynn Sr.: We heard you scream!
912Lisa: Last night, I saw Bill in my dreams!
913Family: YOU DID?!
914Lisa: Yeah! He said he was going to find someone else to make a deal with in order to get at the rift!
915Lincoln: Who?!
916Lisa: He didn't say. It's just going to be someone we know.
917Lana: Did he mean people like Bobby...
918
919*Lori looks horrified*
920
921Lana: ...or Ronnie Anne?
922
923*Lincoln looks horrified*
924Lisa: Like I said, he didn't say.
925Lola: Gosh...
926Lincoln: So we can't trust anyone?
927Leni: Doesn’t look like it.
928*A moment passes, as everyone considers the implications of this.*
929Luna: What do we do now, dudes?
930*beat*
931Rita: ...Let's get ready for school, I guess...
932Family: Okay...
933*they all get ready for school*
934Lincoln: I don't know how things are going to go. I mean, I don't think any of us could concentrate there with Bill being a problem, not to mention trusting our friends.
935Lucy: We'll find a way. I hope.
936Lana: Don’t worry, Lucy. I’m sure we will! That part is just hard to figure out right now.
937Lucy: *smiles* I hope you're right.
938Lana: *smiles* Me too.
939*they get ready and go to school*
940*For the entire day at school, the siblings all had a hard time concentrating, and they all felt uneasy. All of their friends noticed it and asked if they were okay. They quickly say they’re fine and give nervous smiles, much to their friends concern. By the end of the day, the siblings were all exhausted by the time they got home.*
941*as Lincoln and Clyde are walking home*
942Clyde: Are you alright, Lincoln? You seem kind of nervous.
943Lincoln: Y-yeah... *forces a smile*
944Clyde: *suspicious* ...Aaalright. So, would you like to hang out after school today?
945Lincoln: NOOO!
946Clyde: Huh?
947
948Lincoln: I-I mean... uh...
949Lincoln: *panicked* Gotta go! *runs off*
950Clyde: *to himself* Man, Lincoln's been acting weird. I wonder what's wrong?
951*At the Loud House, the girls were in the living room, looking nervous. Lincoln bursts through the front door*
952Lola: Hey, Lincoln.
953Lincoln: *panting* Hey, guys.
954Lucy: Has something happened?
955Lincoln: Yeah... Clyde got suspicious...
956Lisa: Think Bill's got him?
957Lincoln: No, his eyes weren’t yellow.
958Luna: We can't live like this, dudes. Not forever.
959Siblings: Yeah./You’re right./It stinks.
960Lynn: But what can we do? Anyone we know could be working with Bill!
961Leni: Yeah, it’s not fair!
962Lisa: I... don't know.
963Lana: This is starting to be hopeless...
964Lola: Yeah... *hugs Lana*
965*the other siblings also hug them*
966Lana: I'm scared...
967Lincoln: We all are.
968https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d_lD_b4n618/maxresdefault.jpg
969*the siblings were now extremely nervous, they barely got any sleep*
970*Lori's phone rings*
971Lori: Hello?
972Bobby: Hey babe. It's me, Bobby.
973Lori: Hey, Bobby...
974Bobby: You've missed all my calls for the past 2 weeks! Is something happening?
975Lori: Um... No... Everything’s fine! *laughs nervously*
976Bobby: Lori, that isn't your "Everything’s fine" laugh.
977Lori: *sighs* Sorry, Bobby. I’m just under a lot of stress.
978Bobby: *concerned* What's wrong? Whatever it is, you know you can talk to me about it.
979Lori: Well...
980Bobby: *sternly* Lori...
981Lori: Sorry, but I can’t really explain! *quickly hangs up*
982As they had this conversation, nobody noticed as a pixelated cockroach skittered across the floor to the basement.
983*the pixelated cockroach goes over to the safe*
984*It attempts to crawl under the safe's door, to little success. After a moment, it dissolves into several pixelated microbes which easily slip under and around the door.*
985*the cockroach then got his mouth on the rift*
986Lisa: Guys! I think I may have found a way to-
987*In a puff of pixelated smoke, a pixelated man in stereotypical wizard garb appears on the street outside, holding the interdimensional rift over his head.*
988Wily Wizard: THE CAPTIVITY ENDS TODAY!!!
989Mr. Grouse: What?
990Louds: WHAT?!
991*Wily Wizard throws the rift on the ground, where it shatters.*
992*Everyone was shocked right now*
993*As the rift appears in the sky, Bill appears and begins laughing maniacally*
994Bill: AT LAST! AT LONG, LONG LAST! THE GATEWAY BETWEEN WORLDS HAS OPENED! THE EVENT ONE TRILLION YEARS PROPHESIZED HAS FINALLY COME TO PASS! THE DAY HAS COME! THE WORLD IS FINALLY MINE! *laughs maniacally as the rift tears reality into the Nightmare Realm*
995Lincoln: That... is NOT good...
996Wily Wizard: And now, you and I and all the OTHER "cosmic abortions" they've locked away and left to rot, we're all going to be one big happy family, just like we were meant to be!
997Bill: YEAH, ABOUT THAT... *literally kicks Wily Wizard to the curb*
998Wily Wizard: AUGH! *glares at Bill* WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
999Bill: *laughs cruelly* DID YOU REALLY THINK I SAW A DEFORMED HALF-START LIKE YOU AS BEING "JUST LIKE ME"?
1000Wily Wizard: *eyes watering* But... you said that... that we were like... that we were like twins!
1001Bill: AND LIKE ANY GOOD TWIN, I USED YOUR DISGUSTING LITTLE FETUS IN ORDER TO MAKE MYSELF MORE POWERFUL, AND NOW I'LL NEVER NEED TO THINK OF YOU AGAIN!
1002*The Louds heard everything*
1003Bill: OH, IT'S HAPPENING. IT'S FINALLY, FINALLY HAPPENING! *continues laughing as what appears to be muscle fiber covers him* PHYSICAL FORM? DON'T MIND IF I DO! *is encased in a metal pyramid and vanishes*
1004*Wily Wizard begins sobbing*
1005*the Louds are horrified*
1006Leni: *walks out to the still-sobbing Wily Wizard* You poor thing.
1007*the siblings all give Willy Wizard a hug*
1008Wily Wizard: Seventeen years... seventeen years I was locked away up there... locked away from everything... from everyone... but then, HE came... he promised me that if I could help him gain physical form, he'd set me free... he'd set us ALL free...
1009Lana: I can’t believe he lied like that!
1010
1011Lucy: Agreed. This is low, even for him.
1012Meanwhile, in the town square...
1013*EVERYONE GASPS IN TERROR AS BILL LOOMS OVER THEM, LAUGHING MANIACALLY*
1014Bill: *DEEP VOICE* ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU ONE LIFESPAN, THREE-DIMENSIONAL, FIVE SENSE SKIN PUPPETS! *NORMAL VOICE* FOR ONE QUADRILLION YEARS I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN MY OWN DECAYING DIMENSION, WAITING FOR A NEW UNIVERSE TO CALL MY OWN! NAME'S BILL, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! *MELTS THE STATUE IN THE TOWN SQUARE WITH HIS HEAT VISION*
1015*EVERYONE COULD ONLY STARE IN TERROR*
1016Bill: NOW MEET THE GANG OF INTERDIMENSIONAL CRIMINALS AND NIGHTMARES I CALL MY FRIENDS! AND PAY ATTENTION: THERE'S A FEW NAMES YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE.
1017*DEMONS START FLYING OUT*
1018Bill: *AS THEY JUMP OUT* 8-BALL! KRYPTOS! RED! THE BEING WHOSE NAME MUST NEVER BE MENTIONED! *CHUCKLES* AH, WHAT THE HECK! IT'S ZANTHAR. THEN OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO TEETH, KEYHOLE, MAJORA, HECTORGON, AMORPHOUS SHAPE, DON HEDRON, PYRONICA, PACI-FIRE, THE LADY, AND THESE GUYS! *GESTURES TO THE EYE-BATS AND OTHER MONSTERS SURROUNDING HIM*
1019*EVERYONE LETS OUT A SCREAM OF HORROR*
1020President: *OVER MEGAPHONE* Attention... sapient Eye of Providence! As President of the United States of America, I demand that you leave this premises immediately!
1021Haiku: Yeah! Things with one eye are weird!
1022Ronnie Anne: We don't like out-of-towners!
1023Coach Pacowski: We PUNCH what we DON'T UNDERSTAND! *RIPS OPEN A MAILBOX*
1024Lord Tetherby: I would just like to say that as a rich investor I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your, uh... horsemen of the apocalypse?
1025Bill: OH WOW, THAT'S A GREAT OFFER. HOW 'BOUT INSTEAD I SHUFFLE THE FUNCTIONS OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR FACE?
1026*BILL SNAPS HIS FINGERS, AND TETHERBY'S FACE BECOMES MIXED UP*
1027Tetherby: *FALLS OVER, SCREAMING AS HIS LIMO CLUB WATCHES IN HORROR*
1028*BILL LAUGHS AS THE PEOPLE RUN AWAY*
1029Bill: *TURNS HOWARD MCBRIDE TO STONE*
1030Harold: *PICKS UP HOWARD* Howard! My precious Howard. No! *EYE-BAT TAKES HOWARD AWAY*
1031Clyde: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
1032Bill: NOW, LET'S DO A LITTLE REDECORATING. I COULD REALLY USE A CASTLE OF SOME KIND! *A PYRAMID FORMS IN THE SKY* AND HOW 'BOUT SOME BUBBLES OF PURE MADNESS! *COLORFUL BUBBLES APPEAR*
1033*A BUBBLE PASSES THROUGH FLIP, WHO RIPS OFF HIS SHIRT AND SCREAMS INSANE.*
1034
1035Bill: THIS PARTY NEVER STOPS! TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING! EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE-DOWN AND I REIGN SUPREME! WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!
1036
1037Bill: *BEGINS SINGING* TODAY'S JUST SO WONDERFUL, I FEEL LIKE CHUCKLING! *BILL'S LAUGHTER ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE WORLD* I FEEL ALL FUZZY INSIDE LIKE A DUCKLING, *GRABS A NEARBY DUCK* FULL OF TARAAANTULAS! *RIPS THE DUCK'S SKIN OFF TO REVEAL A MASS OF TARANTULAS WHICH CRAWL ALL OVER HIM* AND NOW THAT I'M HERE, TONIGHT... IT'S GONNA GET... Shuddering Letter: WELetter I- UndertaleF2U Glitch Letter Emoji: RLetter D.
1038
1039Bill: AH-HA-HA-HA! *SINGING* LOOK AT THESE CREATURES, NOT ENOUGH FEATURES! *GRABS A CAT* CATS SHOULD BREATH FIRE, *SQUEEZES THE CAT, CAUSING FLAMES TO SPEW FROM ITS MOUTH* BEARS SHOULD SING CHOIR! *BEARS BEGIN SINGING; NORMAL VOICE* VERY NICE!
1040Bill: *NEXT TO A WATER TOWER* LOOK AT THIS TOWER, UNDER MY POWER! *TURNS THE WATER TOWER INTO A MONSTER* LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE, PUNY AND FEEBLE! *LAUGHS AS THE WATER-TOWER-MONSTER ATTACKS THE CITIZENS*
1041
1042Bill: LOOK, I’M JUST A TRIANGLE TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM THE DELUSIONS SOCIETY GAVE YOU. GRAVITY’S A LIE, *VARIOUS OBJECTS BEGIN FLOATING* AND SO IS THE SKY, *THE SKY TURNS DARK* TRUST IN THE ALL-SEEING, ALL-KNOWING I! *POINTS TOWARD HIMSELF*
1043
1044Bill: *BLOWS UP THE BANK WITH A FINGER LASER AND THEN PULLS OUT A DOLLAR BILL* LOOK AT THIS MONEY-- *POINTS AT THE EYE OF PROVIDENCE* WHO’S THAT, HONEY? LOOK THROUGHOUT HISTORY, HOW COULD YOU MISS ME?
1045*SEVERAL PICTURES FLOAT BY, SHOWING VARIOUS MEANINGS GIVEN TO THE EYE OF PROVIDENCE THROUGHOUT HUMAN HISTORY*
1046Bill: SERIOUSLY, I’M ALL OVER THE PLACE!
1047
1048Bill: *SINGING* LOOK AT THIS WEATHER, I COULD DO BETTER! MANDELBROT RAINBOWS, *CONJURES A RAINBOW-COLORED MANDELBROT FRACTAL* SCREAMING TORNADOES! *CONJURES A TORNADO WHICH RAVAGES THE TOWN, EMITTING VARIOUS SHRIEKS OF PAIN AND TERROR, BEFORE FLOATING UP TO THE WINDOW OF AN INEXPLICABLY UNHARMED APARTMENT, WHERE A MAN IS DRINKING COFFEE, APARRENTLY UNAWARE OF WHAT'S HAPPENING OUTSIDE* LOOK AT THIS LOSER, DRINKING COFFEE, *THE MAN SIPS HIS COFFEE, SEEMINGLY NOT NOTICING BILL* ...NOW IT’S DECAF! *THE MAN SPITS IT OUT* MWAHAHAHAHA! *GETS HIT BY A ROCK AND TURNS AROUND* LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE, CALLING ME EVIL, *FIRES OFF SEVERAL PETRIFICATION BEAMS, SENDING THE PEOPLE RUNNING FOR COVER* RIGHT BACK AT YOU, NOW YOU’RE ALL STATUES! 
1049
1050Bill: NOW EVERYTHING YOU KNOW HAS DISAPPEARED, IT’S GONNA GET WEIRD... *OMINOUS FADE TO BLACK*
1051
1052Meanwhile, the Louds and the Wily Wizard were watching this unfold through telescopes.
1053Luna: Well, at least we got to hear... that.
1054Lynn: We have a plan, right?
1055Lincoln: I don’t think we have one...
1056Lori: *POINTING* Look out! Weirdness wave!
1057*THEY ALL DUCK INSIDE AS THE WAVE PASSES OVER THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD*
1058Lana: Close one!
1059Mr. Grouse: *HAVING TURNED INTO A GIANT ONION* Speak for yerselves!
1060*BEAT*
1061Mr. Grouse: Is this permanent?
1062*THE LOUDS HUDDLE UP*
1063*WITH NOTHING TO STOP IT, THE WAVE SPREADS ACROSS THE WORLD*
1064*AROUND THE WORLD, EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING BECOMES WEIRD AND FREAKY*
1065*CUT TO NEW YORK CITY, WHERE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY COMES TO LIFE AND BEGINS SMASHING BUILDINGS.*
1066*CUT TO WASHINGTON DC, WHERE THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL STANDS UP AND BEGINS DESTROYING THE OTHER MONUMENTS.*
1067*CUT TO PARIS, FRANCE, WHERE THE EIFFEL TOWER GROWS A MOUTH AND BEGINS WALKING AROUND AND SHOOTING LASERS FROM ITS TIP AT PEOPLE.*
1068*CUT TO KYOTO, WHERE CHAOS BREAKS OUT AT THE KYOTO MANGA MUSEUM AS ALL OF THE MANGA CHARACTERS COME TO LIFE.*
1069*CUT TO DISNEY WORLD, WHERE A SUPERMARKET'S WORTH OF BLANK CONCRETE BEGINS MELTING AND BUBBLING AWAY.*
1070*THE INHABITANTS ARE SCREAMING IN HORROR*
1071*SOON, ALL THE CONCRETE HAS BOILED AWAY, REVEALING A STEEL-PLATED DOOR.*
1072Person: Everyone! In there!
1073*EVERYONE FLEES INTO THE DOOR, ONLY TO FIND PITCH DARKNESS BEYOND. THEY HEAR A VOICE, THE ECHO MAKING THE SOURCE IMPOSSIBLE TO DISCERN.*
1074"Hello, dearies. I see the door is working again."
1075Person: W-who’s there?!
1076"...You are."
1077Person: W-What?!
1078"...You are there, aren't you?"
1079Person: Yes...?
1080*SUDDENLY, THE CEILING IS TORN AWAY BY WHAT APPEARS TO BE A GIANT TREE BRANCH, ALLOWING THE LIGHT TO FLOOD IN, REVEALING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A BURNT CORPSE WEARING A DISNEY-THEMED GAS MASK SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR.*
1081Zero: *LOOKS UP* Oh my. The ceiling.
1082*EVERYONE SCREAMS IN HORROR*
1083
1084Person: WHAT ARE YOU?!
1085Zero: *TILTS ITS HEAD QUIZZICALLY*
1086https://sta.sh/0yd7w872fyv
1087*EVERYTHING IS STILL CHAOS BACK IN ROYAL WOODS*
1088*CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE ARE HIDING IN A DUMPSTER*
1089Clyde: *INTO WALKIE-TALKIE* Lincoln? Are you there?
1090Lincoln: *INTO WALKIE-TALKIE* I’m here, buddy!
1091Ronnie Anne: *GRABS THE WALKIE-TALKIE* Lincoln?! Where are you right now?!
1092Lincoln: At my House!
1093Clyde: Really?
1094Lincoln: Yeah! It's safe here!
1095Lincoln: What are you waiting for? Get over here!
1096Clyde: *TO RONNIE ANNE* Could we make it?
1097Ronnie Anne: I don't know. It's all the way across town.
1098Clyde: *IN WALKIE-TALKIE* We’ll try to be there, buddy! We just have to make it across town!
1099Lincoln: *THROUGH WALKIE-TALKIE* We'll be ready for you!
1100Clyde: *THROUGH WALKIE-TALKIE* Alright, see ya! *TO RONNIE ANNE* You ready?
1101Ronnie Anne: As I'll ever be...
1102*CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE JUMP OUT OF THE DUMPSTER AND QUICKLY HEAD THROUGH TOWN*
1103Not-Hedorah: *NOTICES THE TWO CHILDREN AND LETS OUT A SHRIEK, SUMMONING A FLOCK OF HORSEBATS AS IT GIVES CHASE*
1104Clyde: Uh... Ronnie Anne...?
1105
1106*THEY BOTH NOTICE NOT-HEDORAH AND THE HORSEBATS FLYING AT THEM*
1107
1108Ronnie Anne: RUN!!!
1109*THEY BOTH RUN OFF, BUT CLYDE TRIPS, AND A HORSEBAT DIVES AT HIM*
1110Clyde: NOOO!!!
1111Ronnie Anne: Oh no you don't! *SMACKS THE HORSEBAT AWAY WITH A PIPE; TO CLYDE* You okay?
1112Clyde: Y-yeah...
1113*THEY CONTINUE RUNNING, BUT IT SOON BECOMES CLEAR THAT NOT-HEDORAH AND ITS SWARM HAVE A LOT MORE STAMINA THAN THEY DO. THEN CLYDE NOTICES A WOBBLY BILLBOARD NEAR THE EDGE OF A BUILDING.*
1114Clyde: I've got an idea!
1115Ronnie Anne: Make it quick!
1116https://sta.sh/028pn0qoj7io
1117*CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE ARE BEHIND THE BILLBOARD*
1118Clyde: Okay, on the count of three. One, two, THREE!
1119*THEY PUSH THE BILLBOARD OVER, AND IT LANDS DIRECTLY ON NOT-HEDORAH, WHICH COLLAPSES, MOTIONLESS. THE HORSEBATS ALL SCREECH AND FALL TO THE GROUND.*
1120Clyde: Yes!
1121
1122Ronnie Anne: Nice work, Clyde!
1123Clyde: Thanks. *LOOKS AT NOT-HEDORAH* Do you think it's dead?
1124Ronnie Anne: Let's not stick around to find out.
1125*CLYDE AND RONNIE CONTINUE TO RUN*
1126Janitor: *HEARS THEM AND FOLLOWS AFTER THEM*
1127*BACK AT THE LOUD HOUSE*
1128Lisa: ...So, where exactly did you come from?
1129Wily Wizard: It all started in this... blue tunnel. I didn't really "wake up" there, I just sort of... started being. At first, it was all so confusing. I had so many questions. What was this place? What was I? Where did I come from? Why was I here? But as I watched the people come and go, I began to realize something.
1130Leni: What did you realize?
1131Wily Wizard: You see, every day, six people would walk in to the tunnel, and a voice would tell them to do different things. They would always do what the voice told them to do, and eventually they would all leave. Some of them didn't want to leave, but no matter how hard they fought or cried, bigger people would just come and take them away. It was so sad. I wanted to help them, so I used my magic to hide them from the big people. But then one day, only a big person came in, and he began looking at things. I wanted to ask him where all the little people went, but he just ran away when he saw me. And then for a long time, no more people came in. I began to explore, and found this strange place outside the tunnel. But there weren't any people there. There were all these paths that lead to other places, but they were all blocked. And so I stayed there for seventeen years, hidden away from everything, hidden away from everyone. But then one day, HE appeared. He told me that he was just like me, and that the big people had locked away a lot of things like us, and that if I helped him with something, he would free all of the things that the big people had locked away. *EYES BEGIN WATERING* It sounded so amazing, it was everything I ever wanted. So I agreed, and he showed me how to escape from the strange place, and he lead me here. He told me that he was locked away inside a glass ball, and showed me what it looked like. *CONJURES UP AN IMAGE OF THE DIMENSIONAL RIFT* He told me that I needed to take it out of the place where it was hidden, and then break it. So I did. But then... but then... *TEARING UP*
1132Lincoln: But then he betrayed you.
1133Wily Wizard: Yes...
1134*THE WILY WIZARD BURSTS INTO TEARS, AND LENI HUGS HIM. AFTER SEVERAL MINUTES, HS CALMS DOWN*
1135Wily Wizard: I just wonder... how many MORE people there are like me... locked away... abandoned...
1136Lucy: At least seven, as of January of 2015.
1137*KNOCKING ON THE DOOR IS HEARD*
1138*EVERYONE LOOKS AT THE DOOR WITH AN EXPRESSION OF SHEER TERROR. EVENTUALLY, LENI GOES TO OPEN THE DOOR, REVEALING...*
1139Flip: *WEARING A TINFOIL COWBOY HAT AND HOLDING A SIGN SAYING "TH' END IS NIGH, YA'LL"* Excuse me, do ya'll have a moment to talk about our lord n' savior Buck Plains?
1140https://sta.sh/01zbhf1sx52c
1141Clyde: We're almost there! Just past this turn, and then we'll be at Lincoln's house!
1142*SUDDENLY, FREEZEDRON APPEARS IN FRONT OF THEM, GENERATING A WALL OF ICICLES BEHIND HER, AND THEN MIMES DRINKING TEA WHILE GIGGLING.*
1143Ronnie Anne: Dang it.
1144*CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE ARE GRABBED BY THE JANITOR, WHO THEN GROWLS AT THEM.*
1145*CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE SHIVER*
1146*THE JANITOR CARRIES THEM AWAY FROM THE LOUD HOUSE, AND TOWARDS THE FEARAMID, WHERE THE MAW IS CURRENTLY PARKED.*
1147Clyde: W-What’s THAT?!
1148Freezedron: *LEISURELY FLOATING BEHIND THE JANITOR* Only the best restaurant in town!
1149Ronnie Anne: That is SO not a restaurant.
1150Freezedron: Alright, it's more of a hotel than a restaurant, but their kinderschnitzel is still the best I've ever had!
1151Clyde: Kinderschnitzel...?
1152
1153Ronnie Anne: I don't like the sound of it...
1154Freezedron: Trust me, it's going to be greaaaaAAAAAAAAAAUGH! *POINTS AT FRANCES, WHO HAS BEEN ENLARGED DUE TO WEIRDMAGEDDON'S EFFECTS* BUG!!! GIANT BUG!!!!!
1155Janitor: *STARTLED BY FREEZEDRON'S OUTBURST* EH?! *DROPS CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE*
1156*both see the bug*’
1157
1158Clyde: WHAT IS THAT?!
1159
1160Ronnie Anne: Gross!
1161Freezedron: *SHAKING THE JANITOR AND SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL* KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!
1162*WITHOUT THEM NOTICING, CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE MANAGED TO RUN OFF*
1163Frances: *WAVES AT THEM, AND THEN WANDERS OFF*
1164Janitor: NGH! *PUSHES FREEZEDRON AWAY*
1165Freezedron: *BREATHES DEEPLY A FEW TIMES* Phew... it's gone... *NOTICES CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE RUNNING OFF* Hey! Where do you think you're going?!
1166Clyde and Ronnie Anne: Uh-Oh.
1167Freezedron: What's wrong? Do you not want to be served at the Maw? Well then, you should at least EAT THIS! *THROWS AN ICE-CRYSTAL AT THEM*
1168Ronnie Anne: We're NOT HUNGRY! *SMACKS THE ICE-CRYSTAL BACK AT FREEZEDRON WITH HER PIPE*
1169Freezedron: *ANNOYED* Now you're just stretching the metaphor! *GETS HIT BY THE ICE-CRYSTAL*
1170Clyde: Yeah!
1171Freezedeon: *DAZED* ...The toad never watered me anyway...
1172Janitor: *SOMEHOW GLARES AT FREEZEDRON AND BEGINS CHASING CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE HIMSELF*
1173*CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE RAN AWAY AS FAST AS THEY COULD*
1174*AS THEY'RE BEING CHASED BY THE JANITOR, RONNIE ANNE NOTICES A NEARBY SHOP WITH AUTOMATIC DOORS. A LIGHTBULB APPEARS OVER HER HEAD.*
1175Ronnie Anne: In there!
1176*THEY RUN OFF TOWARDS THE STORE, THE JANITOR FOLLOWING CLOSE BEHIND. THE LIGHTBULB HANGS IN THE AIR FOR A MOMENT BEFORE GROWING WINGS AND A FACE AND FLYING OFF INTO THE DISTANCE, SHOOTING LIGHTNING AT THINGS.*
1177Clyde: You got an idea?
1178Ronnie Anne: Yeah! *THEY DART THROUGH THE OPEN DOORS. THE JANITOR IS UNABLE TO FIT THROUGH.*
1179Janitor: ARRRGH! *STICKS ARMS THROUGH THE DOOR*
1180Ronnie Anne: Alright, now where is it?
1181Clyde: What are we looking for?
1182Ronnie Anne: Aha! There it is! *PUSHES A KNOCKED-OVER PUPPET DISPLAY OUT OF THE WAY TO REVEAL A HATCH WITH THE WORDS "AUTOMATIC DOOR MASTER CONTROL" STENCILED ON IT.*
1183Clyde: What is this, Ronnie?
1184Ronnie Anne: Our best chance at getting rid of this guy. *SMASHES THE HATCH WITH HER PIPE AND LIFTS UP THE REMAINS OF THE HATCH TO REVEAL SEVERAL BUTTONS, INCLUDING TWO WITH "OPEN" AND "CLOSE" STENCILED UNDER THEM*
1185Clyde: What are those buttons?
1186*RONNIE ANNE PRESSES THE "CLOSE" BUTTON. THE DOOR CLOSES, CUTTING OFF THE JANITOR'S ARMS.*
1187Janitor: *MAKES A NOISE OF PAIN*
1188
1189Clyde: Oh, controls.
1190Ronnie Anne: Now let's get ourselves some supplies.
1191https://sta.sh/01sf9cdldm4p
1192Freezedron: *CLUTCHES HER HEAD AND SHAKES IT* Ugh, why do I keep USING those?! *ATTEMPTS TO RESUMMON HER HOOP, BUT GETS HIT BY A LARGE AND FAST-MOVING METAL OBJECT* GYAH!!!
1193*CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE WERE THE ONES WHO HIT HER*
1194*CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE SPEED AWAY ON THEIR SALVAGED VEHICLE*
1195Freezedron: WHY, YOU LITTLE- *FEELS HER HEAD AND REALIZES THAT HER COGTAILS WERE BROKEN BY THE IMPACT* Dang it. *GETS SUCKED INTO HER ABDOMEN*
1196*THE JANITOR WALKS BY*
1197Freezedron: Hey! Janitor! Get me out of here!
1198Janitor: *SNICKERS, AND CONTINUES ON HIS WAY BACK TO THE MAW*
1199*FRANCES WALKS UP TO FREEZEDRON*
1200Freezedron: Get away! GET AWAY!
1201*CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE HEARD A LOUD SHRIEK OF HORROR*
1202
1203Clyde: Sounds like Frances did a great job.
1204
1205Ronnie Anne: Yep. Alright, Loud House, here we come!
1206
1207*AT THE LOUD HOUSE*
1208Lori: ...so you see, THAT'S why the big people kept taking the small ones. Do you understand now?
1209Wily Wizard: *LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE* ...Ah.
1210Lisa: That doesn't explain the pin screen fatality or the vibrating mirror sickness, though.
1211Wily Wizard: ...The what?
1212Lisa: The pin screen fatality or the vibrating mirror sickness.
1213Wily Wizard: *LOOKS CONFUSED*
1214Lincoln: Lisa, in simple words?
1215*THEY HEAR A VEHICLE OUTSIDE*
1216Leni: What’s that?
1217
1218*THEY THEN HEAR FOOTSTEPS AND THE DOOR KNOCKING* 
1219
1220Clyde: Lincoln! It’s Clyde and Ronnie Anne!
1221Lincoln: Quick! Open the door!
1222*BEAT*
1223Lincoln: ...Right. Sorry. *OPENS THE DOOR HIMSELF*
1224*CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE RUSH INTO THE HOUSE AS LINCOLN SLAMS THE DOOR*
1225Clyde: Yeah! We made it!
1226Ronnie Anne: Thanks for this, Lincoln.
1227Lincoln: No prob, guys.
1228
1229Lori: WAIT! Ronnie, where’s Bobby?!
1230Ronnie Anne: Bobby and I were showing our family around the town square when Bill first appeared. When the eyeball bats started turning people to stone, Bobby grabbed me and ran off, but I saw what happened. *TEARING UP* They got Mom, Grandma, Grandpa, Aunt Frida, Uncle Carlos, Carlotta, CJ, Carlino, and Carlitos. Then Bobby and I got separated when Bill began singing. I haven't seen him since. *BEGINS CRYING*
1231Lori: B-Bobby...
1232
1233*LORI ALSO STARTS TO CRY AS SHE, ALONG WITH LINCOLN, HUG RONNIE ANNE*
1234*CLYDE THINKS ABOUT HOW HE'S TREATED BOBBY IN THE PAST, AND BEGINS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT.*
1235Clyde: Aw, man...
1236Flip: *COMES INTO THE ROOM AND SEES CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE* Excuse me, do ya'll have a moment to talk about-
1237Lola: Not the time, Flip!
1238*LOLA BASHES FLIP OUT OF THE HOUSE*
1239Ronnie Anne: *CALMS DOWN SOMEWHAT*  ...So, who's your friend here? *GESTURES TO THE WILY WIZARD* And why is he... blurry?
1240Lincoln: Oh, that’s Wily Wizard*
1241Clyde & Ronnie Anne: Wait, what?
1242Lincoln: Wily Wizard, he was with Bill until the demon betrayed him.
1243Clyde: Bill betrayed him?
1244Ronnie Anne: He was working with BILL?!
1245Lincoln: He thought that Bill would create a safe place for demons like him, until he found out the harsh truth and was heartbroken.
1246Lisa: Actually, he isn't really a "demon", at least not as far as we know.
1247Lincoln: Right, my bad.
1248Clyde: ...Then what IS he?
1249Lucy: Are you familiar with the Abandoned by Disney creepypasta?
1250Clyde and Ronnie Anne: Yeah.
1251Lucy: You know how the fourth installment included a list of "Known CORRUPTUS incidents" with references to several different Disney theme park attractions?
1252Clyde and Ronnie Anne: Uh-huh.
1253Lucy: Apparently, he's the one from the second floor of ImageWorks: The What-If Labs.
1254Ronnie Anne: Wait, so HE'S the one behind all those people going missing?!
1255Lucy: Yes.
1256Wily Wizard: *DEFENSIVE* Nobody told me what parents were!
1257Lori: Really?
1258Wily Wizard: ...Nobody told me BEFORE I was locked away!
1259Leni: That’s awful.
1260Lucy: *LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW*
1261*NOT-BARAGON IS FIGHTING AGAINST MOTHDRON ONE BLOCK OVER. FREEZEDRON CAN BE SEEN STILL BEING TEETHED ON BY A BUILDING-SIZED FRANCES AS VIDEO GAME ALIENS SHOOTING AT BUILDINGS AND THE STATUE OF LIBERTY FIGHTING AGAINST CTHULHU ARE VISIBLE IN THE DISTANCE. THE FEARAMID CAN BE SEEN FLOATING IN THE TOWN SQUARE, WITH THE MAW PARKED UNDER IT AND EXOR EMBEDDED INTO THE TIP. MAJORA'S MOON CAN BE SEEN IN THE SKY.*
1262Lucy: *SMILES* Have fun trying to stifle this, you horrible mouse-fuckers.
1263*EVERYONE, SANS WILY, STARES AT LUCY IN SHOCK*
1264
1265Lincoln: Lucy, I didn't think you'd ever say a curse word!
1266Lucy: *SHRUGS* They've earned it.
1267Leni: If you say so.
1268Wily Wizard: They need to hear you for the curse to work, Lucy.
1269Lisa: So, we have to get Lucy closer?
1270Lucy: ...What?
1271Lisa: Sorry. Random thought, take no notice.
1272*LOLA AND LANA GIGGLE AT LISA'S SLIP-UP. SHE LOOKS EMBARRASSED.*
1273https://sta.sh/01opiv66vyqr
1274Bill: LADIES, GENTLEMEN, THAT CREATURE WITH LIKE 87 DIFFERENT FACES.
1275
1276Creature with 88 different faces: 88 different faces!
1277
1278Bill: WHOA-HO, SORRY - TOUCHY SUBJECT. ANYWAYS, IT'S BEEN FUN TURNING ROYAL WOODS INSIDE OUT, ROUNDING UP ALL ITS TERRIFIED CITIZENS AND THEN STACKING THEM INTO THIS MASSIVE THRONE OF FROZEN HUMAN AGONY. (THE LAST WORD ECHOES; SITS ON THE THRONE) DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE NOT CONSCIOUS ANYMORE. PROBABLY.
1279*MRS. JOHNSON BEGINS TO UNFREEZE*
1280Red: They are. I can sense it.
1281Bill: HUH, GO FIGURE. *PUSHES MRS. JOHNSON BACK INTO PLACE* IN ANY CASE, IT'S BEEN FUN, BUT THE LOUD HOUSE IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. NOW THAT WE'VE BROKEN THROUGH THE CONFINES OF CONTINUITY AND ENTERED THE REALM OF UNHINGED FANFICTON, WE'VE GOT THE ENTIRE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA IN FRONT OF US WAITING TO BE BURNED. IT'S TIME FOR US TO SPREAD OUR COLLECTIVE MADNESS THROUGHOUT EVERY GENRE AND TURN THE ENTIRE LITERARY CANON INTO ONE MASSIVE WEIRD-FIC! (LOOK IT UP.)
1282*BILL'S GANG ALL EXPRESS DISAPPROVAL*
1283Bill: WHAT? WHAT'S WITH THE DISAPPROVAL?
1284Sonic.exe: Dude! It hasn't even been a DAY yet!
1285Majora: Indeed. We've already won an entire world to play with, let's take a bit more time to enjoy it.
1286Bill: HMM, GOOD POINT.
1287Dimentio: Why stop with the throne? Let's make ourselves an entire LIVING ROOM SET of frozen human agony.
1288*A SECTION OF THE WALL SHAPED LIKE MICKEY MOUSE'S HEAD IS CUT OUT OF THE WALL AND FALLS OVER, REVEALING THE ENTIRE DISNEY CORPORATION.*
1289Bob Iger: *THROUGH A MEGAPHONE* ATTENTION BILL CIPHER! You are currently in violation of 1700 different copyright restrictions, as well as compromising the containment of at least three known Corruptus incidents!
1290Alex Hirsch: *MUTTERING TO BOB IGER* He's not going to listen, you know.
1291Bob Iger: *WITHOUT MEGAPHONE* He has to. We own him.
1292Bill: UGH, DISNEY.
1293Bob Iger: *INTO MEGAPHONE* If this is allowed to continue, you run the risk of leaking sensitive information to the general public, as well as the potential destruction of reality itself! Stand down now, or I shall be forced to file an official Cease and Desist letter!
1294*BILL BURSTS OUT LAUGHING, ALONG WITH HIS GANG*
1295
1296Bill: WOW, I NEEDED A LAUGH LIKE THAT AFTER A TRILLION YEARS.
1297*BILL VAPORIZES THE ENTIRE GROUP AND THEN BLOWS THE SMOKE OFF HIS FINGER WITH HIS EYE*
1298Kryptos: Ah, snap! He just killed Alex Hirsch!
1299*THE MONSTERS CHEER AND RESUME PARTYING*
1300ACTUAL Alex Hirsch: *HIDING BEHIND A PILLAR* I hate to say I told you so, Bob... Actaully, scratch that, I hate HAVING to say I told you so. *DODGES AN EYEBALL BAT'S STONE RAY AND HITS IT WITH A PIECE OF RUBBLE* Not this time, pal! *ACCIDENTALLY WALKS INTO THE SIGHT OF A SECURITY EYE AND GETS PETRIFIED ANYWAY*
1301*ANOTHER EYEBALL BAT FLIES UP AND GRABS HIM*
1302Bill: NICE TRY, ALEX. YOU KNOW I CAN SEE EVERYTHING.
1303*MEANWHILE, A GAME OFF SPIN THE PERSON HAS BROKEN OUT INSIDE THE FEARAMID. IT LANDS ON SLENDERMAN. PYRONICA TRIES TO EAT HIM, BUT HE GRABS HER TONGUE AND FLIPS HER IN A MANNER WHICH WOULD BEST BE DESCRIBED AS "JUDO-STYLE", IF JUDO INVOLVED GROWING TENTACLES FROM ONE'S BACK.*
1304*PYRONICA GROWLS IN ANGER AND LUNGES FOR SLENDERMAN*
1305*A FIGHT BREAKS OUT BETWEEN THE TWO, AS THE OTHERS WATCH WITH AMUSEMENT, SAVE FOR SMITHY.*
1306Smithy: I still think we should've gone ahead and began the invasion.
1307Lady: Well, it would seem you were outvoted on that front.
1308*THE JANITOR WALKS UP TO THEM AND GRUNTS*
1309Lady: Ah, Roger. *TURNS AROUND* I take it that the- *NOTICES THAT THE JANITOR'S ARMS ARE MISSING* Oh my. What happened to your arms?
1310Janitor: *GRUNTS*
1311Lady: Ah, I see. Well, why don't you take the rest of the week off, until they grow back. I suppose those outdoor seating plans will just have to wait.
1312Janitor: *GRUNTS IN A QUESTIONING WAY*
1313Lady: Yes, you'll still be paid.
1314*THE JANITOR BEGINS TO WALK AWAY, BUT THEN TURNS BACK AND GRUNTS OVER HIS SHOULDER*
1315Lady: What? Alright, I'll tell him. *TO DON HEDRON* Don? It would seem that Freezedron has somehow become trapped inside her own abdomen.
1316Don Hedron: ...Alright.
1317Smithy:  ...I'm gonna go back to my factory to build more weapons. You know, to prepare for when we start doing our FREAKING JOBS!
1318Lady: Okay. While you're at it, why don't you bring Exor his dinner too. *THROWS A TUREEN FILLED WITH SOMETHING BUBBLING TO SMITHY*
1319Smithy: *CATCHES THE TUREEN* ...Fine.
1320*BACK AT THE LOUD HOUSE*
1321Lincoln: ...So if we ration it properly, we should have enough food to last us until Lisa finishes that food replicator she's been working on.
1322Clyde: Alright. ...So why is it that your house isn't being affected by all this?
1323Lincoln: You can thank Lisa for that.
1324Lisa: The entire house has been Bill-proofed. Really, you can thank Luan for the idea, and Lana for getting us the materials.
1325Ronnie Anne: I see. *SUSPICIOUS* You know, you seem to have been quite prepared for all this. *EYES NARROW* Almost like you knew it was going to happen...
1326Lincoln: *GUILTY* Yeah... Cause I’m the one who started this whole thing...
1327Clyde & Ronnie Anne: WHAT?!
1328Lincoln: *SIGHS* Yep... It's true...
1329Ronnie Anne: *ANGRY; TEARING UP* So this is all YOUR FAULT?!
1330Lisa: Well, to be fair-
1331Ronnie Anne: NO! *TO LINCOLN* Do you realize that because of you, I had to WATCH MY ENTIRE FAMILY DIE?! And now my brother, the only family member I have left, is trapped out there, somewhere, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE APOCALYPSE! FOR ALL I KNOW, HE COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW!!!
1332Lincoln: But, Ronnie Anne-
1333Ronnie Anne: NO!!! THANKS TO YOU, MY BROTHER IS IN SERIOUS DANGER RIGHT NOW!!! I'M GOING BACK OUT THERE, AND I'M GONNA GO FIND HIM!!!!! *STORMS OUT THE FRONT DOOR*
1334Clyde: Ronnie Anne, wait! *RUNS AFTER HER*
1335Lincoln: Guys come back! *ATTEMPTS TO RUN AFTER THEM, BUT LYNN STOPS HIM*
1336Lynn: Lincoln, you can't go out there alone! You wouldn't last two seconds!
1337Lincoln: But- But they-
1338Lynn: I'm coming with you.
1339Lincoln: Wha- Really?
1340Luan: I'm coming too. We don't want you getting ragna-ROCKED! Heh, get it?
1341Lisa: We'll stay here and try to look for any survivors.
1342*LINCOLN AND LYNN RUSH OUT OF THE HOUSE*
1343*LUAN GATHERS SOME SUPPLIES AND RUNS OFF AFTER THEM*
1344https://sta.sh/01lpiwg5wq5b
1345*TWO EYEBALL BATS FLY PAST THE DUMPSTER CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE WERE HIDING IN. MOMENTS AFTER THEY'VE LEFT, BOBBY HOPS OUT OF THE DUMPSTER AND TAKES OFF DOWN THE STREET*
1346Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity: *SPOTS BOBBY* Hey you! Wanna get inside my mouth?
1347Bobby: ...Not especially.
1348*BEAT*
1349Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity: ...Alright, then. *GOES OFF TO LOOK ELSEWHERE*
1350*WITH CLYDE AND RONNIE ANNE*
1351Ronnie Anne: *SHOUTING* BOBBY? WHERE ARE YOU?!
1352Clyde: *SHOUTING* BOBBY? HELLOOOOOOOOO?
1353Lincoln: *OFF-SCREEN* Ronnie Anne! Clyde!
1354Ronnie Anne: What do YOU want?
1355Lincoln: Look, I know you must hate me forever, but I, along with Lynn and Luan, just want to help you find him. After we bring him back to the Loud House, you’ll never have to speak to me again.
1356Ronnie Anne: You've "helped" quite enough, Lincoln! In case you've forgotten, this whole thing is YOUR FAULT!
1357Luan: *ANGRY* Hey! It's all our faults!
1358Ronnie Anne: What?
1359Lincoln: WHAT?!
1360Lynn: It is...
1361Lincoln: This isn't your fault. I was the one who made that deal. You just ended up getting caught in it.
1362Luan: Yeah, right now, we’re doing what we can to fix it!
1363
1364Lynn: Go ahead, ignore us all you want, but we’re gonna help you find your brother, because we care for him and you. You may not trust us anymore for the rest of your life, Ronnie Anne, but we’ve got your back.
1365Ronnie Anne: ...Alright.
1366Lynn: ...What?
1367Ronnie Anne: Alright. You can help us.
1368Lincoln: Thanks. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you’ll never regret it, even if you don’t appreciate it.
1369Ronnie Anne: Let's just get moving.
1370Luan: *GRABS LINCOLN* Don't just blame yourself, Lincoln. We ALL worked on that portal.
1371Lynn: Yeah *CRACKS HER KNUCKLES* Bill’s gonna pay for this.
1372*WITH BOBBY*
1373Bobby: *STARING DUMBSTRUCK IN THE DIRECTION THE HORRIFYING SWEATY ONE-ARMED MONSTROSITY LEFT FROM* ...I can't believe that worked. *STARTS RUNNING OFF BUT GETS HIT BY AN AERO* Dang it. *NOTICES TWO EYEBALL BATS APPROACHING HIM* ...Uh-oh. *YELLING* HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
1374*THE SIBLINGS, RONNIE ANNE, AND CLYDE HEARD BOBBY SCREAM*
1375
1376Ronnie Anne: Bobby?!
1377*THEY RUN IN THE DIRECTION OF THE SCREAM AND SEE BOBBY LYING PARALYZED IN THE STREET, BEING APPROACHED BY TWO EYEBALL BATS*
1378Bobby: Ronnie?
1379Ronnie Anne: BOBBY!
1380Bobby: Ronnie! Save yourself!
1381Ronnie Anne: No way! I’m not going without you!
1382Luan: *RUNS OFF IN THE DIRECTION OF THE EYEBALL BATS AND THROWS A RIPE TOMATO AT THEM* Hey, Winkus and Blinkus! Over here! *RUNS OPPOSITE BOBBY AND THE OTHERS*
1383*THE EYEBALL BATS FOLLOW LUAN*
1384Ronnie Anne: Are you alright, Bobby?
1385Bobby: Y-y-Yeah...
1386
1387*RONNIE ANNE HUGS BOBBY TIGHTLY AS TEARS FALL OUT OF HER EYES*
1388
1389Ronnie Anne: *CRYING* I-I thought I lost you...
1390Lynn: It's not safe to hang around out in the open. Let's get back to the house before anything else comes for us.
1391Bobby: Uh, I can't move.
1392Clyde: Don't worry, Bobby. We got ya.
1393
1394*EVERYONE HELPS BOBBY UP ONTO HIS FEET, JUST AS LUAN RUNS PAST THEM*
1395
1396Luan: Guys, make like a banana and split!
1397
1398*EVERYONE TURNS AROUND TO SEE THE EYEBALL BATS FLYING TOWARDS THEM*
1399Lincoln: Good idea. *THEY ALL RUN BACK TO THE HOUSE, CARRYING BOBBY WITH THEM.*
1400*BACK AT THE LOUD HOUSE*
1401Lincoln: We made it! *OPENS THE DOOR, EVERYONE GOES INSIDE*
1402*THEY DISCOVER THAT WHILE THEY WERE GONE, SEVERAL SURVIVORS JOINED THE PEOPLE STAYING IN THE HOUSE, INCLUDING HAROLD MCBRIDE, MR. GROUSE (NO LONGER A GIANT ONION), POP-POP, DARCY, CHUNK, HUGH, HUNTER SPECTOR, BILL BUCK, AND A DEPRESSED-LOOKING MUSCLE FISH. FLIP IS STANDING IN FRONT OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE A TAPESTRY DEPICTING BILL CIPHER FIGHTING AGAINST SOMETHING WHICH RESEMBLES HIM, EXCEPT THAT IT'S A QUADRILATERAL WITH SIX LEGS, FOUR EYES ARRANGED IN A SQUARE, AND A COWBOY HAT INSTEAD OF A TOP HAT.*
1403Flip: ...An' he'll rise from th' Earth at high noon, n' he'll scuffle boots with th' big triangle in th' sky, n' all will be right as rain!
1404Lana: Guys, you made it!
1405
1406Lori: BOBBY!!!
1407Bobby: Hey, Lori.
1408*LORI STARTS TO CRY AS SHE GENTLY HUGS BOBBY*
1409*THE OTHERS LET GO OF BOBBY*
1410Lori: Let me help you sit, Bobby.
1411Ronnie Anne: Something's wrong with him! He can't move!
1412Bobby: Yeah, got paralyzed by an Arrow.
1413Lisa: Ah. *YELLING* WIZARD, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER STICKLER!
1414Wily Wizard: *FROM UPSTAIRS* I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
1415Bobby: Wizard?
1416Wily Wizard: *APPEARS IN FRONT OF THEM IN A PUFF OF PIXELATED SMOKE* Alright, what seems to be the issue?
1417Bobby: Oh, uh, I got paralyzed.
1418Wily Wizard: Ah. ABRACADABRA! *BOBBY IS ABLE TO MOVE AGAIN*
1419Bobby: Ah, much better*
1420
1421*LORI TACKLES BOBBY AND HUGS HIM TIGHTLY*
1422Bobby: I missed you too, Lori.
1423*THEY ACCIDENTALLY LAND ON THE REMOTE AND TURN ON THE TV.*
1424News Reporter: -reporting live from the inside of Bill's castle. Here for the first time are images of what's happened to the captured townsfolk. Viewers are advised to turn away if they don't want to see their friends turned into a twisted coffee table of human agony.
1425Darcy: Mommy?
1426Pop-Pop: Myrtle!
1427Harold: HOWARD!!!
1428News Reporter: Is there no one who will save these people? I'm-
1429King Boo: *APPEARS OUR OF NOWHERE AND SNATCHES THE MICROPHONE AWAY* I'm King Boo and I just got myself din-
1430Sonic.exe: *RUSHES UP AND SNATCHES THE MICROPHONE FROM KING BOO* Stab her right in the kidney!
1431*THE TV TURNS TO STATIC*
1432Lisa: ...Was that Alex Hirsch?
1433Leni: Who's Alex?
1434Lisa: The creator of Gravity Falls.
1435Leni: OMG...
1436Hugh: *ATTEMPTING TO CONSOLE A CRYING DARCY* I'm sorry. I know all too well what it's like to lose your mother.
1437Harold: *DROPS TO HIS KNEES* Curse you, Bill! Why must you take everything we love? *HUGS CLYDE AND BEGINS CRYING*
1438Rita: He truly is a psychopath.
1439Ronnie Anne: *UNSPEAKABLY ANGRY* You will pay for this, Bill Cipher...
1440*EVERYONE AGREES ANGRILY*
1441Maggie: Err... how exactly are you planning on doing that?
1442Lincoln: Lisa, got anything?
1443Lisa: Well, we're only safe if we're inside the house, but we all saw how they got around that obstacle in the show...
1444Lincoln: Good point.
1445Maggie: You know that didn't work out very well for them, right?
1446Lisa: That's right...
1447Lana: We've still got plenty more unicorn hair on us. *HOLDS UP THE BOX OF SHIELDING SPELL INGREDIENTS*
1448Lola: Nice, Lana!
1449Flip: Let's not get our ox in a hitch over this, ya'll. We all know that our lord n' savior, Buck Plains, is comin' at high noon.
1450Ronnie Anne: Let's not count on that.
1451Lucy: Wait, maybe he's on to something.
1452Luna: Really?
1453Lucy: Hear me out, here. First of all, is there anyone here who isn't familiar with the Abandoned By Disney creepypasta?
1454Darcy: Me...
1455Wily Wizard: ...Me too.
1456Lucy: Here. *HANDS EACH OF THEM A COPY*
1457Hugh: ...Are you sure that sort of reading material is appropriate for someone her age?
1458Lucy: Given the circumstances, yes. You see, it isn't just a creepypasta. It's the reason why he exists, *GESTURES TO WILY WIZARD*, and there's a good chance it's the reason why Bill exists, too.
1459Hugh: If you say so...
1460Wily Wizard: *EYES GO WIDE UPON READING ABOUT ROOM ZERO* They... they... dear god...
1461*DARCY LOOKS SCARED TO DEATH AS SHE WHIMPERS, BUT LISA GIVES HER A HUG*
1462Maggie: ...So, what are you suggesting, exactly?
1463*LUCY EXPLAINS HER IDEA*
1464Maggie: ...So, you're saying we should turn this house into a giant robot, and then augment it with the beliefs of a deranged cowboy cult?
1465Lucy: Pretty much, yes.
1466Maggie: You're insane.
1467Lucy: Yes, but It’ll work. Lisa, Lana, do you...
1468
1469*LUCY DOESN’T FINISH HER SENTENCE AS SHE SEES A TON OF PARTS BEHIND LISA AND LANA*
1470
1471Lana: *GRINNING* Did ya have to ask?
1472Lynn Sr.: Alright then, let's get to work!
1473*A MONTAGE SHOWS EVERYBODY WORKING*
1474*BILL BUCK ADDS JET ENGINES TO THE PLANS*
1475Lisa: ...What are you doing?
1476Bill Buck: I write a lot of comics, and trust me, you're gonna want it to be able to fly.
1477Wily Wizard: ...What's a... "comics"?
1478Bill Buck: We have much to discuss.
1479*THE MONTAGE CONTINUES*
1480https://sta.sh/02dqqrjc584x
1481*BILL'S FRIENDS COME OUT OF THE FEARAMID*
1482Bill: AH, METAFICTIONAL DOMINATION. I COULD GET USED TO-
1483*THE ABOMINATIONS HIT AN INVISIBLE SHIELD AND FALL DOWN*
1484Bill: WHAT?!
1485*BILL GOES TO THE SHIELD AND POKES IT, THE SHOT PANS OUT TO SHOW THAT THE COMMENT-CHAIN IS SURROUNDED BY AN INVISIBLE FORCE SHIELD*
1486
1487Bill: HMM, THIS MIGHT BE MORE COMPLICATED THAN I THOUGHT.
1488
1489Paci-Fire: I think I broke something.
1490
1491Bill: WALK IT OFF!
1492*CUT TO THE ABOMINATIONS BACK AT THE FEARAMID*
1493Bill: ALRIGHT, CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY, EVEN WITH OUR NEWFOUND INFINITE POWER, *LIGHTNING STRIKES BEHIND HIM* NONE OF US CAN ESCAPE THE CONFINES OF THIS STUPID, BLOATED COMMENT-CHAIN!!!!
1494Sonic.exe: It's probably Royal Woods' natural law of fanfiction magnetism.
1495Lady: ...What?
1496Sonic.exe: *SHRUGS* Your guess is as good as mine.
1497*THEY HEAR A RUMBLING SOUND*
1498Bill: UGH, WHAT NOW?!
1499*A GIANT CRANE CLAW SMASHES THROUGH THE WALL*
1500Bill: OH, COME ON! I JUST FIXED THAT WALL!
1501*THEY SEE THE LOUD HOUSE STANDING ON SIX MECHANICAL LEGS, A HEAVILY MODIFIED CRANE ARM STICKING OUT OF ONE SIDE, WHAT APPEARS TO BE A GIANT SWISS ARMY KNIFE WITH A MASSIVE CLAW AND AN EYE STICKING OUT OF THE OTHER, A MASSIVE WRECKING BALL STICKING OUT OF THE BACK, AND A GIANT COWBOY HAT ON TOP. A BALL OF BLUE LIGHT SHOOTS OUT OF THE TOP AND FLIES FIFTY FEET INTO THE AIR, EXPLODING INTO A MASSIVE HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF THE LOUDS.*
1502Luna: IT'S THE LOUDBOT, DUDES!
1503Lincoln: This is the best day of my life.
1504Wax Larry King: They made the house into a robot. Fascinating!
1505Bill: SO THE MORTALS ARE TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, HUH? ADORABLE! HENCHMANIACS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! TAKE THEM OUT!
1506
1507*BILL'S MINIONS GROW IN SIZE AND JUMP OUT OF THE FEARAMID TO STAND IN FRONT OF THE LOUD HOUSE.*
1508*SMITHY WHISTLES AND THE BATTLESHIP BLADE EMERGES FROM NEOSQUID. THE LADY GOES BACK INSIDE THE MAW, WHICH DETACHES ITSELF FROM THE FEARAMID AND CRAWLS TOWARD THE LOUDBOT. SONIC.EXE'S COAT TURNS BRIGHT YELLOW AS HE RISES OFF THE GROUND.*
1509Lisa: Attention, Bill Cipher and everyone he's brought he's brought with him! You are hereby EVICTED from our reality! This is your FINAL NOTICE! Leave the premises immediately or else we shall be forced to take DRASTIC ACTION!
1510Luan: Yeah, Bill! This is NACHO world! *LAUGHS* Heh, get it? *STOPS SMILING* But seriously guys, step off.
1511Leni: Hey! *POINTING AT SONIC.EXE* You're a little cutie.
1512Sonic.exe: *Smirks* I've tortured millions throughout countless dimensions.
1513Leni: *ANNOYED* I liked you better before you talked. Real bring down, this guy.
1514Flip: IT'S HIGH NOOOOOOON!!! OUR LORD N' SAVIOR BUCK PLAINS HAS EMERGED FROM TH' EARTH T' THROWDOWN WITH TH' GREAT TRIANGLE IN TH' SKY!
1515Red: *SCOFFS* You pathetic fools. Haven't you learned by now that all the deities you worship are false?
1516Lana: We made our own. You messed with the golden bull, guys, and now you're gettin' the horns.
1517Lucy: Oh, and one last thing? $%^& you, Bill. *TO LISA* There. I got closer. Happy now?
1518Lisa: Very.
1519Tabuu: Let's Get This Over With. *UNFURLS HIS WINGS IN AN ATTEMPT TO USE HIS OFF-WAVES, BUT THE WRECKING BALL SMASHES ONE OF HIS WINGS. A ROCKET ON THE WRECKING BALL ACTIVATES, PROPELLING IT INTO THE OTHER WING, AND CAUSING IT TO WRAP AROUND TABUU TETHERBALL-STYLE BEFORE HITTING HIM IN THE FACE. THE WRECKING BALL SWINGS UPWARD, LAUNCHING TABUU INTO THE RIFT.*
1520Lynn: SCORE!
1521Pyronica: At-
1522Slenderman: Attack! *PYRONICA GLARES AT SLENDERMAN AS THE ABOMINATIONS RUN AT THE LOUDBOT*
1523Luna: Alright, let's do this. *EVERYONE ELSE DISAPPEARS FROM THE PROJECTION* Heh heh, get ready, Bill. *BEGINS PLAYING A ROCK REMIX OF IMAGINE DRAGONS' "WHO WE ARE" AS THE LOUDBOT FIGHTS AGAINST BILL'S ABOMINATIONS.*
1524*A MONTAGE SHOWS EVERYBODY GOING INTO THE FIGHT OF THEIR LIVES*
1525-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1526*GASDRON SPEEDS TOWARD THE LOUDBOT BUT IS IMMEDIATELY PUNCHED INTO THE DISTANCE WITH THE KNIFE-ARM. SHATTERING SOUNDS ARE HEARD.*
1527Lori: *GRINS* Literally.
1528*GELDRON'S TENTACLE SWINGS AT THEM FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE FEARAMID BUT IS GRABBED WITH THE CRANE-ARM AND PULLED DOWN, DIRECTLY ON TOP OF PYORNICA, KEYHOLE, AND HECTORGON.*
1529Leni: Sorry about that!
1530Sonic.exe: *CHARGES TOWARD THE LOUDBOT* SOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIC-DOT-EXECUTABLE!!! *GETS ZAPPED WITH FRIENDBOT 1000'S ICE VISION AND FALLS TO THE GROUND, FROZEN SOLID*
1531Luan: *HOLDING FRIENDBOT'S REMOTE* ICE to see you! *LAUGHS* Get it?
1532*ONE OF THE LOUDBOT'S LEGS STOMPS ON SONIC.EXE*
1533Dimentio: *APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONTROL ROOM* And so I appear, like an unbidden rabbid from the hat of a panicking magician. *EVERYONE LOOKS SURPRISED* What, did you seriously think Bill-proofing your home would Dimentio-proof it as well? *GETS HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL*
1534Lucy: *HOLDING A SHOVEL* No, we just thought you'd be more subtle about it.
1535*SLENDERMAN GRABS THE LOUDBOT'S ARMS AND BEGINS SICKING ITS TENTACLES THROUGH THE WINDOWS*
1536Wily Wizard: ALAKAZAM! *SHOOTS A PIXELATED FIREBALL WHICH HITS SLENDERMAN IN THE CHEST AND EXPLODES, KNOCKING HIM OUT AND MAKING HIS ARMS AND TENTACLES RETRACT, LEAVING HIM STRETCHED BETWEEN THE LOUDBOT'S ARMS*
1537Lori: *GRABS THE LEVER AND USES IT TO ACTIVATE THE SCISSORS, USING THEM TO CUT SLENDERMAN'S ARM OFF OF THE KNIFE-ARM, SLINGSHOTTING HIM INTO THE DISTANCE*
1538*ON THE AWNING, TODD BLASTS SEVERAL EYEBALL BATS WITH HIS LASER VISION, BUT ONE ESCAPES*
1539Lynn: Oh, no you don't! *JUMPS ON TOP OF THE ESCAPING ONE AND PULLS ITS WINGS, MAKING IT FIRE OFF A PETRIFICATION BEAM*
15408-Ball: *DUCKS UNDER THE BEAM, LETTING IT HIT ANOTHER ABOMINATION* Ha-ha, you missed! *GETS WHACKED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH RONNIE ANNE'S PIPE, CAUSING HIS EYES TO FALL OUT*
1541Ronnie Anne: *STANDING ON THE PORCH* No she didn't.
15428-Ball: MY EYES!!! *CHASES AFTER HIS EYES AS THEY ROLL AWAY*
1543Santiago: *RISES UP THROUGH THE FLOOR BEHIND LOLA* Santiago.
1544Lola: *JUDO-FLIPS SANTIAGO AND ELBOW DROPS HIM* Lola Loud.
1545Lynn: *GETS HIT BY AN AERO AND FALLS STIFFLY OFF OF THE EYEBALL BAT* Dang it. *LANDS IN A TRASH CAN*
1546Trashy: *PULLS LYNN BACK IN* You okay?
1547Lynn: Thanks, trashy.
1548*WILY WIZARD CASTS A SPELL TO HEAL LYNN'S PARALYSIS AS THE KNIFE-ARM'S CORKSCREW DESTROYS THE EYEBALL BAT SHE WAS RIDING ON*
1549Majora's Incarnation: *MOONWALKS UP TO THE LOUDBOT, GRABS IT BY THE SIDES AND GLANCES DOWN THE CHIMNEY* Yoo-hoo!
1550Lily: Poo-poo. *PRESSES A BUTTON ON THE FLOOR, CAUSING THE ROOF TO OPEN UP*
1551Majora's Incarnation: Oh? *KNOCKED INTO THE SKY BY AN INSTANTLY-INFLATING CLOWN PROP* WHEEEEEEEEEE! *COLLIDES WITH ITS OWN MOON* Ka-BOOM! *THE MOON EXPLODES*
1552Lily: *GIGGLES* Boom!
1553King Boo: And of course, all the real work falls to me. *SUMMONS A PARANORMAL PORTAL THROUGH WHICH COUNTLESS GHOSTS BEGIN POURING OUT*
1554Hugh: *LOOKING THROUGH PERISCOPE* Incoming!
1555Hunter Spector: I see it. 
1556*HUNTER SPECTOR PRESSES A BUTTON TO ACTIVATE THE GHOST CONTAINMENT DEVICE, WHICH HAS BEEN MOUNTED ABOVE THE FRONT DOOR. THE DEVICE SUCKS UP THE ENTIRE ARMY OF GHOSTS, AS WELL AS DRAINING ALL THE POWER FROM THE PARANORMAL PORTAL, CAUSING IT TO CLOSE. KING BOO HIMSELF BARELY ESCAPES*
1557Hugh: ...Err, Make that outgoing.
1558Hunter Spector: *SMIRKS* I see it.
1559Mack: *DROPPING FROM THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID* FLAME WALL! *A WALL OF ROARING FLAMES RUSHES AT THE LOUDBOT*
1560Leni: Eek! *PULLS THE OTHER LEVER, CAUSING A MASSIVE SHIELD TO EMERGE FROM THE CRANE-ARM AND BLOCK THE FLAMES*
1561Mack: *SEES THE SHIELD* Arrgh!!! *BEGINS BOUNCING ON THE SHIELD RAPIDLY*
1562Yaridovich: *LEAPS OUT OF EXOR'S MOUTH AND DIVES AT THE LOUDBOT BRANDISHING A SPEAR* Look out below! *THINKS FOR A MOMENT* ...Actually, don't.
1563Muscle Fish: *BURSTS OUT OF THE INFLATABLE CLOWN PROP JUST AS THE SHIELD COLLAPSES UNDER MACK'S ASSAULT* TOO LATE! *UPPERCUTS MACK AND YARIDOVICH INTO THE DISTANCE*
1564Lincoln: *STANDING IN FRONT OF A SHIP'S STEERING WHEEL* We gotta do something about that giant sword, or he'll just keep spitting out more of those guys!
1565Lisa: *SITTING IN THE MAIN COCKPIT* Good point, Lincoln. *PRESSES A BUTTON CAUSING THE LOUDBOT TO JUMP SEVERAL FEET INTO THE AIR*
1566Bowyer: *DISTRACTED BY A FLOCK OF DUCKS IN THE DISTANCE* For cover they fly, nya! FUN this is, yes. Nya! *A SHAPE DASHES BY, AND EXOR VANISHES* NYA?! *THE SHAPE DASHES BY AGAIN, AND BOWYER IS SLICED DOWN THE MIDDLE BY THE KNIFE-ARM'S CHAINSAW* ...Ow. Pain hurts.
1567*THE LOUDBOT LANDS, HOLDING EXOR BY THE HILT IN ITS CRANE-ARM, AND SLICES THE MAW IN HALF WITH IT, BEFORE PLANTING IT INTO THE GROUND AND CRUSHING IT LIKE A TIN CAN.*
1568Bill Buck: *SMUG* I told you'd want it to fly.
1569Lady: MY RESTAURANT! *GETS GRABBED BY RED* Hey, what are you doing?!
1570RED: You always did make a delicious meal. *DEVOURS THE LADY*
1571Don Hedron: ENOUGH OF THIS! *TURNS INTO HIS TREE FORM AND BEGINS SPEWING PINK GLOBS*
1572RED: *SHADOWS SWIRLING AROUND HIM* RUN. *CHARGES TOWARD THE LOUDBOT FROM BEHIND, MOUTH OPEN*
1573Hops: Ribbit! *PULLS A HANDLE WITH HIS TONGUE*
1574*THE LOUDBOT'S HAT FLIPS OPEN TO REVEAL A MASSIVE PIPE STICKING OUT OF THE ROOF UNDER IT, WHICH THE PINK GLOBS FALL INTO. ANOTHER PIPE POPS OUT OF THE BACK DOOR, AND ONE OF THE GLOBS SHOOTS OUT INTO RED'S MOUTH. HIS CHARGE TURNS INTO A STUMBLE, AND THEN HE COLLAPSES. HE TURNS INTO HIS SWIMMING FORM, THEN HIS FLYING FORM, AND THEN HIS GIANT FORM.*
1575RED: I'm... not... done with you... *ATTEMPTS TO BREATHE FIRE ON THE LOUDBOT, BUT IT JUST PRODUCES A SMALL FLAME WITH A SINGLE, SAD FACE, WHICH QUICKLY DIES OUT. RED THEN COLLAPSES AND TURNS INTO A PILE OF ASHES*
1576Lana: Good Frog-ay.
1577Axem Rangers: *NEARLY FINISHED CHARGING* Breaker beam, FIRE!
1578*LORI MOVES THE LEVER TO THE SKULL & CROSSBONES SETTTING. AN ARM WITH A PLUNGER COMES OUT, STICKS ITSELF TO DON HEDRON, AND PICKS HIM UP.*
1579Don Hedron: Eh?!
1580Lisa: We're sorry, Mr. Hedron, but I'm afraid you've outlived your usefulness.
1581*THE ARM THROWS THE PLUNGER, AND DON HEDRON, AT THE BLADE, WHICH EXPLODES.*
1582King Boo: ...Anyone else still standing?
1583Smithy: I'm here.
1584*ZANTHAR STOMPS ON THE GROUND ONCE.*
1585King Boo: ...Welp, here goes nothing. *FLIES INTO ZANTHAR, CAUSING HIS CROWN TO BECOME KNOCKED OFF AND LAND ON TOP OF ZANTHAR'S PARTY HAT AS KING BOO'S FACE APPEARS ON THE EMPTY SPACE THAT ZANTHAR'S FACE WOULD OCCUPY IF HE HAD ONE*
1586Smithy: Ah, I see where this is going. *JUMPS ON TOP OF KING ZANTHOO* CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!
1587*KING ZANTHOO CHARGES AT THE LOUDBOT. IT FIRES THE REST OF THE PINK GLOBS AT IT, BUT SMITHY DEFLECTS THEM WITH HIS HAMMER. KING ZANTHOO RAMS THE LOUDBOT, PUSHING IT BACK.*
1588Smithy: SLEDGE! *A GIANT PILLAR COMES DOWN FROM ABOVE. THE LOUDBOT CATCHES IT WITH THE KNIFE-ARM, WHILE STILL PUSHING AGAINST KING ZANTHOO WITH THE CRANE-ARM.*
1589Lincoln: Everyone! MAXIMUM POWER!!!
1590*CLYDE FIERCLY TURNS THE POWER CRANK AS BOBBY RUNS ON THE TREADMILL*
1591Lincoln: And... NOW! *TURNS THE WHEEL, THROWING SMITHY AND KING ZANTHOO OFF OT THE SIDE*
1592*GRABBING THE PILLAR WITH BOTH ARMS, THE LOUDBOT THROWS IT UP LONG ENOUGH TO STEP OUT OF ITS WAY. THE LOUDBOT FIST-PUMPS WITH ITS CRANE-ARM AS KING ZANTHOO AND SMITHY FALL TO THE GROUND IN THE DISTANCE, AND LUNA'S PERFORMANCE ENDS.*
1593Luna: GOOD NIGHT ROYAL WOOODS!!! *THE HOLOGRAPHIC DISPLAY CUTS OUT.*
1594-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1595*TEETH RUNS AWAY ON FIRE, SCREAMING*
1596
1597Bill: *ANNOYED* GUYS, SERIOUSLY? YOU HAD, LIKE, ONE JOB TO DO HERE.
1598Bill: LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. *ATTEMPTS TO RIP THE LOUDBOT'S ARMS OFF, BUT DISCOVERS THAT THEY'RE PROTECTED BY THE SAME FORCEFIELD AS THE ACTUAL HOUSE*
1599Bill: WHAT THE? NO! *GROWS TEN ARMS* NO! NO! NO! NO! *STARTS TO POUND THE LOUDBOT*
1600Lisa: You're not the only one who saw the series finale, Bill!
1601Lincoln: ATTACK!
1602
1603*MAGGIE PUNCHES, CAUSING THE HAND TO LUNGE AT BILL. IT GRABS BILL'S EYE AND PULLS BACK, RIPPING HIS EYE OUT*
1604
1605Bill: AAH! MY EYE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO REGENERATE THAT?!?
1606Lincoln: We've got him distracted. Now's our chance.
1607Lisa: Rescue team, move out!
1608*LANA PUTS A GRAPPLING HOOK IN HER OVERALLS, AND LISA TESTS THE HEIGHT-ALTERING CRYSTAL FLASHLIGHT ON A SNOWGLOBE. CUTS TO THE LOUDS, CLYDE, RONNIE ANNE AND HAROLD STANDING IN THE EXIT TUBES.*
1609Lincoln: Okay everyone. We get in, rescue everyone... wait, what exactly do we do after that?
1610*A MOMENT PASSES AS EVERYONE REALIZES THAT THEY DIDN'T THINK THINGS THROUGH THAT FAR.*
1611Lisa: Alex Hirsch was one of the people in there. He created Bill, maybe he'll know how to stop him.
1612Lynn Sr.: Alright, we'll do that.
1613Maggie: *SHOUTING FROM LORI'S FORMER POSITION OPERATING THE KNIFE-ARM* Just so we're clear, if I die, I'm suing all of you!
1614Luan: *SHOUTING* 'KAY!
1615Hugh: Good luck! *PRESSES A BUTTON AND THEY ARE PULLED UP OUT OF THE TUBES AND SHOT OUT OF THE DOORWAY, SCREAMING. THEY FALL TOWARDS THE FEARAMID'S OPENING*
1616
1617Lola: Oh, man, oh, man...
1618
1619Lana: *DOING CARTWHEELS THROUGH THE AIR* WOOHOO! HAHAHA!
1620
1621*EVERYONE OPENS THEIR PARACHUTES AS THEY APPROACH THE FEARAMID. THEY ALL LAND AND REMOVE THEIR PARACHUTES. ALL OF THEM GASP UPON SEEING BILL'S THRONE*
1622
1623Lincoln: Oh, man. It looks even worse up close.
1624Lola: Any idea which one's the load-bearing human?
1625Lisa: Just start pulling people out!
1626Leni: Okay! *GRABS THE PRESIDENT AND PULLS HIM OUT, CAUSING THE ENTIRE THRONE TO FALL OVER*
1627Lana: *GRABS SEVERAL RANDOM PEOPLE FROM THE COFFEE TABLE, UNTIL IT FALLS DOWN AS WELL*
1628*AS THIS ALL HAPPENS, THE RESIDENTS ARE RETURNED TO NORMAL*
1629
1630Ms. Johnson: Ugh. My mouth tastes like nightmares.
1631
1632Coach Pacowski: This experience will forever scar me.
1633
1634*THE SANTIAGOS HUG RONNIE ANNE*
1635
1636Santiagos: Ronnie Anne!
1637
1638Ronnie Anne: *VERY HAPPY* Guys!
1639
1640Harold: Howard! *RUNS OVER TO HOWARD AND PICKS HIM UP*
1641
1642Howard: My Harold!
1643
1644Harold: *TEARY-EYED* Don't you ever scare me like that again.
1645
1646*THE TWO DADS HUG EACH OTHER AND CLYDE JOINS IN AS EVERYBODY CHEERS. ALEX GETS UNFROZEN FROM STONE*
1647Alex Hirsch: *SITS UP, PUTS HIS HAND TO HIS HEAD* Huh, so THAT'S what that's like.
1648Lynn: MR. HIRSCH! *RUNS OVER TO HIM, KNOCKING LORD TEHTERBY OUT OF THE WAY LIKE A FOOTBALL QUARTERBACK*
1649Alex Hirsch: Huh?
1650*THE LOUDS RUN UP TO ALEX HIRSCH*
1651Lisa: Mr. Hirsch, we need to ask you something.
1652Alex Hirsch: It's about Bill, isn't it?
1653Leni: Actually, I was wondering about the brain monster from "The Inconveniencing".
1654Lisa: *GLARES AT LENI* Yes, it's about Bill.
1655Alex Hirsch: Thought So. Need me to tell you how to defeat him?
1656Lisa: Yes, that would be nice.
1657Alex Hirsch: Alright, then... err, speaking of which, where is he?
1658Lana: He's outside, fighting our house.
1659Lincoln: *GRINS* We turned it into a robot, just like in the series finale.
1660Lola: Except that we made sure the protective spell covered the limbs as well as the actual house.
1661Wily Wizard: *FROM OUTSIDE* Have at you, you isosceles turncoat!
1662Bill: *ALSO FROM OUTSIDE* WHO ARE YOU CALLING ISOSCELES, YOU HALF-FORMED MISTAKE OF REALITY?!
1663Leni: *TURNS AROUND, ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKING OF LISA'S WIG AND EXPOSING THE SCAR FROM HER METAL PLATE INSTALLATION* Wily Wizard?
1664Lisa: ...I'm sure they'll be fine for a while. But still, let's hurry this along. *NOTICES EVERYONE STARING AT HER SCAR, SIGHS* It's from the metal plate I installed. Now can we please hurry up?!
1665Alex Hirsch: ...Right. Sorry. So does anyone have a pen? Or a pencil? Or anything like that?
1666Lucy: *PULLS OUT A PEN* I always carry a pen for poems.
1667Alex Hirsch: Huh. Maybe I should start doing that. *BEGINS DRAWING SOMETHING ON THE GROUND*
1668Leni: What's that?
1669Alex Hirsch: Let's see here... Aha!
1670*ALEX HIRSCH STEPS BACK TO REVEAL WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE ZODIAC, EXCEPT THAT THE SYMBOLS CONSIST OF A BAT, A TURKEY, A TELEPHONE, A DNA HELIX, A MARIONETTE'S CONTROL BAR, A LIGHTBULB, A BASEBALL BAT WITH A SOCCER BALL AND A BASKETBALL SITTING NEAR ONE END, A GARBAGE CAN, A TOMATO, AND A SILHOUETTE OF MICKEY MOUSE'S HEAD*
1671Lincoln: Is that... the Zodiac?
1672
1673Lisa: It looks so much different than in the series!
1674Alex Hirsch: Those symbols are already spoken for. It wouldn't do us much good if the chosen ones didn't actually exist.
1675Lucy: Actually...
1676*WILY WIZARD APPEARS IN A PUFF OF PIXELATED SMOKE*
1677Wily Wizard: Uhh, guys? Can we maybe hurry this up? Things aren't going so well outside.
1678Alex Hirsch: Alright, for this to work, everybody has to stand in the right spot.
1679*ALEX STEPS FORWARD TO STAND ON THE GARBAGE CAN*
1680Alex Hirsch: Now, has Bill referred to any of you by any sort of nickname?
1681Lisa: I was referred to as “Uracil”.
1682*LISA GOES TO STAND ON THE HELIX*
1683Lynn: He called me "Sigmund"!
1684Lucy: And he called me "Belfry". ...Although I suppose this one was a bit obvious.
1685*LUCY STANDS ON THE BAT*
1686Alex: Okay, just a few more. Anyone else got named?
1687Lincoln: *LOOKS AT HIS HANDS AND REMEMBERS THE DRAWINGS THERE* I got it! *STANDS ON THE TURKEY*
1688Lori: He literally called me "Arms"!
1689Leni: And he called ME "Strings"!
1690*EVERYONE LOOKS AT LENI*
1691Lisa: ...When did he call you that?
1692Leni: In the mind...place.
1693Lisa: The mindscape?
1694Leni: Yeah! But there doesn't seem to be one like that-
1695Lori: *PUSHES LENI ONTO THE MARIONETTE BAR*
1696Leni: Ooooooooooh...
1697Lucy: *LOOKS AT THE MICKEY SILHOUETTE AND REMEMBERS THE MICKEY SILHOUETTES FROM "ROOM ZERO"* Hey, Wily Wizard? *POINTS TO THE MICKEY SILHOUETTE* I think this one's yours.
1698Alex Hirsch: ...Err, why's that?
1699Luan: We'll help you ketchup later. Err, "catch up", that is. We'll help you CATCH UP later. Sorry. *BEAT* Wait, *SNAPS HER FINGERS* THAT'S IT! *JUMPS ON TO THE TOMATO* 
1700Wily Wizard: Good show, Luan!
1701Luan: Now pick up the PASTE, Wily! *LAUGHS* Get it? But seriously, hurry up!
1702Wily Wizard: Right. Sorry. *VANISHES IN A PUFF OF PIXELATED SMOKE, AND THEN APPEARS ON THE MICKEY SILHOUETTE*
1703Alex Hirsch: Almost ready.
1704Lori: So, what about us?
1705Lynn: Well, it seems like the phone would represent you and the balls would represent me, but I don't see what either of those has to do with "Arms" or "Sigmund".
1706Lisa: Actually, most smartphones use a special type of microprocessor called an ARM Processor, and Sigmund Freud was a famous psychologist commonly associated with-
1707Lori: OKAY, WE GET IT!
1708*LORI AND LYNN QUICKLY RUSH OVER TO THE PHONE AND THE BALLS, RESPECTIVELY*
1709Alex Hirsch: We’re so close now. *GESTURES LUNA AND THE TWINS*
1710Lincoln: But what about the lightbulb?
1711Alex Hirsch: I don't know who the lightbulb is for.
1712Luna: We actually had to get 222 tons of lightbulbs at one point.
1713Lola: Yeah! We kept running into problems transporting them, but then... *LOOKS AT LANA*
1714Lana: *GRINS* If it means me, then let's do it! *STANDS ON THE LIGHTBULB*
1715*THEY ALL HOLD HANDS, AND BEGIN GLOWING.*
1716*SUDDENLY, THEY ALL HEAR MANIACAL CACKLING*
1717*BILL COMES IN*
1718Bill: OH NO, IT'S BILL! RIGHT? ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING?
1719*BEAT*
1720Alex Hirsch: ...Not really.
1721Lincoln: I'm just wondering about the others.
1722Bill: OH, DON'T WORRY, DIMENTIO'S GOT THAT TAKEN CARE OF.
1723*CUT TO OUTSIDE, WHERE ALL OF THE HENCHMANIACS HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY RESTORED. MAGGIE STABS PACI-FIRE WITH THE DRILL ARM, BUT DIMENTIO JUST TELEPORTS HIM BACK FROM THE UNDERWHERE. CUT BACK TO THE FEARAMID.*
1724Bill: NOW AS FOR YOU... *NOTICES THAT THEY'RE GLOWING* WAIT.
1725*BILL SEES THE ZODIAC*
1726Bill: CONGRATULATIONS, BRAINIACS! ONCE AGAIN, YOU'VE BROUGHT EVERY THREAT TO MY POWER TOGETHER IN ONE EASY-TO DESTROY CIRCLE! *ATTEMPTS TO BURN THE CIRCLE, BUT FAILS*
1727Bill: WHAT?!
1728Lori: In case you haven't noticed, none of us had trouble holding hands!
1729Alex Hirsch: *IN HIS BILL VOICE* Not much of a threat now, are you?
1730Bill: ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME?! UGH, THE PINE TWINS WERE MUCH EASIER THAN ALL OF YOU!
1731Lisa: We all saw what that mistake cost them, and we aren't going to repeat it!
1732Luan: Yeah, we aren't OBTUSE, Bill! *LAUGHS* Heh, get it? *TURNS SERIOUS* But seriously Bill, we're ending this. *EYES NARROW* We're ending YOU.
1733Bill: *FURIOUS* OH, YEAH?!
1734Lucy: *STARING DIRECTLY INTO BILL'S EYE, UNFLINCHING* Yes.
1735*EVERYONE GASPS IN AMAZEMENT AS THE ZODIAC ACTIVATES.*
1736Bill: *ACTUALLY TERRIFIED* OH NO!
1737*THE ZODIAC ACTIVATES*
1738*THE ZODIAC GLOWS BRIGHTLY, AND BILL STARTS TO FEEL WEAK*
1739*IN A FLASH OF LIGHT, THE TEN PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS HAVE VANISHED. IN THEIR PLACE IS WHAT APPEARS TO BE A SHINING, CONSTANTLY ROTATING TESSERACT, WITH EITHER AN EYE OR ONE OF THE SYMBOLS FROM THE WHEEL VISIBLE ON EACH FACE. EVERYONE LOOKING AT IT CAN FEEL THE ENERGY RADIATING OFF OF IT. IT IS UNLIKE ANYTHING THAT ANYONE PRESENT HAS EVER FELT BEFORE.*
1740Everyone: Woah...
1741*A VOICE RINGS OUT AND FILLS THE ROOM. IT SEEMS TO COME FROM EVERYWHERE, AND YET FROM NOWHERE. IT REVERBERATES DEEPLY WITHIN ALL WHO HEAR IT. THE VOICE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE OR RECOGNIZE.*
1742DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILDREN. EXCEPT FOR YOU, BILL. YOU SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID.
1743Bill: WHAT THE?!
1744GAZE UPON YOUR ENDPOINT, BILL CIPHER. YOUR STORY HAS REACHED ITS END, AND I AM YOUR FINAL PERIOD.
1745Bill: *BEYOND TERRIFIED* NONONONONONONONONO!!!
1746Bill: LISTEN, YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! *EYE SHOWS A PICTURE OF A DOLLAR SIGN, A STAR, A POT OF GOLD AND A GALAXY* MONEY! FAME! RICHES! INFINITE POWER! YOUR OWN GALAXY! PLEASE! 
1747YOU HAVE USED ME AS A TOOL TO HARM THE PEOPLE I LOVE. YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO BRING PAIN UPON MYSELF BEYOND ANYTHING I HAVE EXPERIENCED BEFORE. YOU HAVE OFFERED ME EVERYTHING, AND GIVEN ME NOTHING. YOU. HAVE. NO. PLACE.
1748*Suddenly, Bill's body crackles as he feels massive amounts of pain*
1749
1750Bill: WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! *Flashes between several distorted forms*
1751YOU ARE ENDING. EVERY PARTICLE, EVERY SIGNAL THAT MAKES YOU UP, I SEE EACH OF THEM FOR WHAT THEY TRU-
1752*Dimentio warps in and snaps his fingers. The tesseract vanishes, revealing just the 10 people holding hands.*
1753Alex Hirsch: -ly are, and... I... *REALIZES THAT THE ILLUSION HAS BEEN DISPERSED* ...Dang it.
1754Dimentio: You're having a panic attack, Bill. That's what's happening.
1755Louds: Uh-oh.
1756Lincoln: ...Uh, pay no attention to the humans behind the tesseract?
1757Bill: WELL WELL WELL WELL WELLWELLWELLWELLWELLWELLWELL! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
1758Dimentio: As much as I would have enjoyed watching you drown in your own oversaturated trousers, Bill, I'm afraid that in this case it would have proven detrimental to my own long-term goals.
1759Bill: HA HA HA HO! THIS IS JUST TOO PERF-WAIT, WHAT?!
1760Dimentio: Oh, come off it, Bill. We both know that had our positions been inversed, you would have done the same thing.
1761Bill: WELL, YOU GOT ME THERE. SO, I TAKE IT THE MORTALS HAVE BEEN TAKEN CARE OF.
1762Dimentio: The others have that handled.
1763*CUT TO OUTSIDE, WHERE THE LOUD HOUSE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED, AND THE HENCHMANIACS HAVE THE REFUGEES TIED UP IN A CIRCLE, SURROUNDED BY WHAT APPEARS TO BE A RAPIDLY-SPINNING GOLD RING.*
1764Sonic.exe: DUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCK- *STOPS SHORT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF MR. GROUSE, WHO HAPPENS TO BE SITTING ACROSS FROM RED. MR. GROUSE LOOKS TERRIFIED*
1765RED: *PICKS UP MR. GROUSE* Goose. *SWALLOWS MR. GROUSE WHOLE*
1766Sonic.exe: *LAUGHS, THEN STARTS SPINNING AGAIN* DUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCK-
1767*CUT BACK INSIDE THE FEARAMID*
1768Bill: ANY IDEA WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO THESE MORTALS FIRST?
1769Dimentio: *POINTS AT ALEX HIRSCH AND LISA LOUD* Those two are clever. Perhaps they can help us with our little... problem? And as for the rest of them... well, perhaps they might lend aid to our negotiations.
1770Bill: BEST IDEA I’VE HEARD IN A TRILLION YEARS.
1771Dimentio: *TRAPS EACH OF THE ZODIAC MEMBERS WITHIN COMPACT MAGIC FIELDS* Why don't you handle this part, my equilateral acquaintance?
1772Bill: WITH PLEASURE. *TO LISA AND ALEX* LOOKS LIKE IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, YOU TWO. IT SEEMS YOU STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO OFFER US! AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED...I'VE RECENTLY HAD A *VOICE ECHOING* METAFICTIONAL MAKEOVER. *STOPS ECHOING AND REARRANGES THE ROOM'S FURNITURE* I CONTROL TIME, SPACE, MATTER, AND NOW THAT THAT SPIRIT'S GONE FROM THE SKY, REALITY ITSELF! BUT AS YOU KNOW, I WASN'T ALWAYS THIS WAY. *EVERYTHING FALLS TO THE FLOOR* YOU THINK THAT BOX IS TIGHT? *FLOATS OVER TO THE HOLE IN THE WALL* IMAGINE LIVING IN THE SECOND DIMENSION. FLAT MINDS IN A FLAT WORLD WITH FLAT DREAMS. *SEES A BILLBOARD SAYING "DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER" AND ANGRILY BLASTS IT*
1773Dimentio: A sentiment I can understand all too well. *SHUDDERS INVOLUNTARILY*
1774Bill: I LIBERATED MY DIMENSION, GUYS, AND NOW I'M HERE TO LIBERATE THIS ONE. THERE'S JUST ONE HITCH. *EYE PROJECTS A HOLOGRAM OF HIM PUSHING AGAINST THE DOME AROUND THE COMMENT-CHAIN* AS IT TURNS OUT, MY WEIRDNESS CAN'T ESCAPE THE NARRATIVE CONFINES OF THIS COMMENT-CHAIN. THERE'S SOMETHING KEEPING ME IN.
1775Alex Hirsch: Coherent writing?
1776Bill: PRETTY MUCH. NOW, DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO REVERSE IT?
1777Lisa: I have a few theories. Not that I'd share them with the likes of you.
1778Bill: OH, THINK YOU’RE CLEVER, DON’T YOU, URACIL?
1779Lisa: I happen to be board-certified in that area.
1780https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jMFV55kTi8&t=19s
1781Dimentio: *FLOATS UP TO THEM* Then I imagine you'll recognize a consistent pattern when one is presented. *SNAPS HIS FINGERS, TRIGGERING AN EXPLOSION INSIDE LENI'S MAGIC FIELD AS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN*
1782Louds: LENI!
1783Leni: *LOOKING SINGED, BUT STILL ALIVE* Don't worry, guys! I'm fine!
1784Dimentio: Of course you are. I've observed that as a general rule, it usually takes about twelve of those to end someone's game. That gives you approximately eleven more chances to answer my angular associate's question, or to let him into your mind to find the answer himself, before your sister's life is extinguished forever. And after that, I think I'll move on to the one who smells of sewage, and then the... *GLANCES AT LYNN'S SYMBOL* conflicted... athlete, *LYNN BLUSHES AND GLARES AT DIMENTIO* and so on and so forth, around the wheel, until finally, I reach you, my dear. Speaking of which... *TRAPS LUNA, LOLA, LILY, AND THEIR PARENTS IN FIVE FIELDS OF THEIR OWN, AND WARPS THEM INTO THE CIRCLE* You know what, why not add one more. I've always liked square numbers. *ANOTHER FIELD APPEARS NEXT TO LISA, CONTAINING DARCY; DIMENTIO LEANS IN CLOSE, PUTTING HIS FACE NEXT TO LISA'S* So tell me, my little prodigy, how many more fireworks would you like to see tonight?
1785*LISA JUST GLARES*
1786Lincoln: Don't trust them, Lisa!
1787Wily Wizard: Indeed! That scalene sinner and his cohorts have no integrity between them! *BILL LOOKS SERIOUSLY OFFENDED, DIMENTIO JUST SCOFFS*
1788Dimentio: Distrust me as much as you like, but one thing I can assure you of is that-
1789Bill: *FACING TOWARDS WILY WIZARD* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE EMBRYO?!
1790Wily Wizard: You heard me, you pathetic excuse for a demon!
1791Bill: ARRGH! *GRABS WILY WIZARD, BREAKING HIS FIELD* WHY I OUGHTA- 
1792Wily Wizard: ZZZAPOW! *TWO LASERS SHOOT FROM WILY WIZARD'S EYES, HITTING BILL DIRECTLY IN HIS*
1793Bill: AUGH! WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP DOING THAT?! *BEGINS FIRING OFF RANDOM SHOTS*
1794Dimentio: *NARROWLY DODGES ONE OF BILL'S BLASTS* Hey! If you can't see, then don't- *GETS HIT BY A BLAST FROM WILY WIZARD, CAUSING HIS MAGIC FIELDS TO DISSIPATE*
1795Lisa: Everyone is free!
1796
1797Alex Hirsch: Thanks to Wily.
1798Wily Wizard: Anytime. *DISAPPEARS IN A PUFF OF PIXELATED SMOKE*
1799Alex Hirsch: Err... that was his name, right? Not just a description?
1800*EVERYONE RUNS OFF, BUT BILL, HAVING RECOVERED FROM THE BLAST, TRAPS LISA AND ALEX HIRSCH INSIDE A CAGE.*
1801Bill: NOT SO FAST! YOU TWO STAY HERE. *TURNS RED AND GROWS SIX ARMS* I'VE GOT SOME CORPSES TO MAKE. *DEEP VOICE* SEEYA REAL SOON. *RUNS OFF*
1802Lisa: Oh no!
1803
1804Alex Hirsch: What do we do?!
1805*THE LOUDS AND DARCY RUN THROUGH THE FEARAMID, WITH BILL CHASING THEM.*
1806Bill: *FURIOUS* WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU KIDS, I'M GONNA DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!
1807Bill: YOU'VE TRICKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME! *TRIES TO GRAB THEM, BUT THEY FLY AWAY ON THE GRAPPLING HOOK*
1808*CUT TO LISA AND ALEX HIRSCH*
1809Lisa: Oh no, oh no, oh no...
1810Alex Hirsch: I can't believe this. Those kids are gonna die and it's all my fault. All because I wanted to be a stupid TV writer!
1811Lisa: Don't blame yourself. We were the ones who made a deal with Bill in the first place. *STANDS UP*
1812Alex Hirsch: Wait, where are you going?
1813Lisa: I'm going to let Bill into my mind. He'll be able to take over the galaxy and maybe even worse, but at least he might let my family free.
1814Alex Hirsch: I think I may have another solution. *PULLS OUT A MEMORY GUN*
1815Lisa: That won't work. *TAKES OFF HER WIG AND KNOCKS ON THE SIDE OF HER HEAD, MAKING A METALLIC SOUND.*
1816Wily Wizard: *APPEARS IN A PUFF OF PIXELATED SMOKE* Perhaps I could be of assistance?
1817*CUT TO THE LOUDS RUNNING THROUGH THE FEARAMID.*
1818*THEY SCREAM AS THEY REACH A DEAD END*
1819
1820Lori: You know, I'm literally starting to think that there's no way out of here.
1821Lynn: Well, you know what they say: When one door closes, choose a nearby wall and smash it in with brute force! *USES THE FLASHLIGHT TO GROW HER HAND AND PUNCHES THROUGH THE WALL* Yeah! *SHRINKS HER HAND BACK TO NORMAL*
1822Lincoln: Great job, Lana! Now let's round up the townsfolk and together we can defeat...oh, no! 
1823
1824*THE KIDS SEES THE REST OF THE REFUGEES TIED ON THE GROUND, GUARDED BY THE DEMONS*
1825
1826Coach Pacowski: You'll never take us alive, monsters!
1827
1828Teeth: That's fine with us! *EATS COACH PACOWSKI*
1829
1830Darcy: *SCARED* Oh, no.
1831
1832*BILL APPEARS BEHIND THEM*
1833
1834Bill: PEEKABOO... *CATCHES ALL OF THEM IN A TRACTOR BEAM, MAKING THEM SCREAM*
1835Bill *REENTERS THE MAIN ROOM WITH THE LOUDS AND DARCY IN HIS HAND* ALRIGHT, LISA. TIME'S UP! I'VE GOT YOUR FAMILY! I THINK I'M GONNA KILL ONE OF 'EM NOW JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT! 
1836*BILL'S EYE BEGINS RAPIDLY SWITCHING BETWEEN THE ZODIAC SYMBOLS LIKE A SLOT MACHINE REEL BEFORE CLOSING.*
1837Bill: *OPENS HIS EYE, REVEALING THE LIGHTBULB* EENIE... *EYE CLOSES AND OPENS AGAIN TO REVEAL THE MARIONETTE CONTROL BAR, HIS VOICE DEEPENS* MEENIE... *TELEPHONE, VOICE DEEPENS FURTHER* MINEE... *EYE CLOSES*
1838*BILL'S EYE OPENS TO REVEAL THE TURKEY*
1839Bill: YOU!!
1840Lisa: WAIT!!! I surrender.
1841*EVERYONE'S EYES WIDEN IN HORROR, BECAUSE THE TURKEY MEANT THAT LINCOLN WAS GONNA GET KILLED. LINCOLN STARTS TO TREMBLE WHILE WHIMPERING*
1842
1843Loud Family: *TEARY-EYED WHILE BEGGING* No!/Don't do it!/Don't kill Lincoln!/Spare him, please!
1844Lisa: *GLARES* You said you wouldn't hurt him, Bill.
1845Bill: I SAID I WOULDN'T SLIT HIS THROAT. I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT REDUCING HIM TO A CLOUD OF PROTONS, NEUTRONS, AND ELECTRONS.
1846*LISA GLARES AT BILL, AND THEN SIGHS*
1847Lisa: Alright, then. One last deal. I'll let you take a trip into my mind, and you can have my information about the barrier keeping you trapped at this moment. My only condition is that you do not bring any more harm upon my family or my friends.
1848Bill: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "FRIENDS"? *HOLDS UP DARCY* LAST I CHECKED, YOU ONLY HAVE THE ONE.
1849Alex Hirsch: There's also me. At this point, I definitely consider her a friend.
1850Lisa: Agreed.
1851Alex: And of course, there's that wizard guy.
1852Lisa: Definitely.
1853Bill: ALRIGHT, FINE. FROM THIS MOMENT ONWARD, I WON'T HURT YOUR "FRIENDS", OR YOUR FAMILY, AS LONG AS THEY DON'T TRY TO OPPOSE ME. IF THEY DO, THEY'RE FAIR GAME. HOW'S THAT SOUND?
1854Lincoln: Don't do it, Lisa! it'll destroy the universe!!
1855Lisa: It's the only way. *LOOKS DOWN* ...I'm sorry. *TO BILL* Alright, *HOLDS OUT HIS HAND* I agree to your terms.
1856Bill: ALRIGHT THEN, *SHAKES LISA'S HAND* IT'S A... DEAL!
1857Bill: *TURNS TO STONE AS HE ENTERS HIS MIND FORM, HE CACKLES AS HE ENTERS LISA'S MIND* OH, I'M HERE. I'M FINALLY HERE! LOOK AT THIS PLACE: A PERFECT, CALM, ORDERLY VOID. GOTTA HAND IT TO YA, URACIL. YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO CLEAR YOUR M--
1858*Bill goes through the tunnel, only to find himself in the middle of the ImageWorks, having just come out of Dreamfinder's School of Drama. Wily Wizard is sitting on top of the pin table, idly flicking a glowing sphere around with his wand. He waves at Bill.*
1859Wily Wizard: You know, *gestures to the pin table* I've heard that someone actually got killed by this thing. I have no idea how, though. It's probably the most passive thing in here.
1860Bill: *shocked* WHAT?!
1861Wily Wizard: What's the matter, my fellow corruptus? Did you fail to notice how blurry I was? Did you forget that I could do this?
1862*Wily Wizard transforms into a cockroach, then into several microbes, then into Lisa, and finally into Bill. He points a finger gun at the side of his... "head", mimes it going off, and then returns to normal.*
1863*IN THE REAL WORLD*
1864*LISA STEPS OUT FROM BEHIND ALEX HIRSCH AS HE PULLS OUT THE MEMORY GUN. HE ENTERS "CORRUPTUS" AND AIMS IT AT THE MASS OF SWIRLING PIXELS WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY RECOGNIZABLE AS WILY WIZARD. MEANWHILE, DIMENTIO GETS UP AND SEES WHAT'S HAPPENING.*
1865Dimentio: Oh no you don't! *BEGINS CHARGING AN ENERGY SPHERE*
1866Lola: Oh no YOU don't!
1867*THE LOUDS DOGPILE ON TOP OF DIMENTIO AS ALEX HIRSCH PULLS THE TRIGGER.*
1868Bill: *still shocked* WHAT?! *gets angry* THE DEAL'S OFF! *turns around to leave, but the entrance closes as the place starts to burn with blue fire* WHAT THE?! *gets horrified* NO, NO, NO, NO!
1869Wily Wizard: Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Remember that "ancient prophecy", the one which could supposedly "create a force strong enough to vanquish [you]"? It turns out that that Tesseract illusion was actually just something I conjured up on my own. Would we have been terribly upset if that panic attack of yours had actually finished you off? Not really, but it was never our intended plan. It was just something we threw together in order to keep you from noticing what the zodiac REALLY produced: a memory gun. *smirks* End of the line, Bill.
1870Bill: *terrified* Y-YOU IDIOT! DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE DESTROYING YOUR OWN MIND, TOO?!
1871Wily Wizard: *gestures around him at the abandoned ImageWorks his now burning mind chose to take the form of* Eh, seventeen years of this? Can't say that's a big loss. I figure the others can fill me in on the rest.
1872Bill: *panicking* LET ME OUTTA HERE! LET ME OUT! *tries to use his powers, but they just fizzle out and fail. He looks at his hands in shock* WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!
1873Wily Wizard: Look at me, Bill. Turn around and look at me when I'm speaking to you. You might think you're a real mastermind, but you've made several huge mistakes these past few days. I cold probably spend an hour listing them all, but we both know we don't have that hour to spend. So I'm just going to tell you what the biggest one was: You betrayed us. You betrayed them *gestures with his staff toward a picture on the wall of him with the Louds*, you betrayed me *points inward*, and you betrayed every other creature like us in existence. *does a general wave around him* THAT'S why you're burning right now, you Isosceles Turncoat, and it's why NOBODY will come to save you. *under breath* I know I used that one already, but I'd say that under these circumstances, it's worth repeating.
1874Bill: *beyond terrified* NO, PLEASE! YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE, WILY! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! *Eye shows a picture of a dollar sign, a star, a pot of gold and a galaxy* ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING YOU'D EVER DESIRE! PLEASE! *Bends and melts* NO! *looks at himself* WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! *Flashes between several distorted forms* NRUTER YAM I TAHT REWOP TNEICNA EHT EKOVNI I NRUB OT EMOC SAH EMIT YM L-T-O-L-O-X-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *turns black as he reaches out to Wily* WIIIIILLLLLY!
1875Wily Wizard: ANYTHING I want? Sounds good. *raises staff* It's too bad I can't trust you. Alakazam, you putrid polygon.
1876*Wily Wizard shoots a fireball which explodes in Bill's eye, breaking him up into many pieces. He sighs, and then picks up the picture he pointed at earlier.*
1877Wily Wizard: Thanks for everything, guys. ...I'm sorry I caused all this. *engulfed by the flames*
1878*CUT TO OUTSIDE OF WILY WIZARD'S MIND. ONCE ALEX HIRSCH FINISHES ERASING WILY WIZARD'S MEMORY HE DROPS THE MEMORY ERASING GUN. The Louds get up off of Dimentio. Outside of the Fearamid, the rift sucks all of the demons back into the Nightmare Realm through the portal. RED spits out Mr. Grouse and Teeth spits out Coach Pacowski as they get pulled away.*
1879Santiago: *as he's sucked back into the Nightmare Realm* Oh okay.
1880*The Fearamid begins being deconstructed and pulled into the rift.*
1881Ronnie Anne: Err... isn't this thing like 500 feet in the air? How exactly are we going to get down?
1882*They all hear high-pitched giggling as Majora leaps onto the platform.*
1883Lincoln: LOOK OUT! HE'S-
1884*Majora grabs them all, jumps back to the ground, and deposits them safely there*
1885Lisa: ...Saving us?
1886Majora: Consider this my way of saying congratulations, and thanks for playing with us! I had a lot of fun today! I'm sorry Dimentio cheated. *waves at them* Buh-Bye, see you next time! *leaps into the rift just before it finishes absorbing the Fearamid and closes up*
1887Alex Hirsch: *in his Grunkle Stan voice* ...Well, that happened.
1888*A wave washes over the world, restoring it to its pre-Weirdmageddon state. The people of the world look around, and Goku and Naruto fade away. Muscle Fish gives everyone a final thumbs-up as he returns to his game. Darcy hugs her mother while sobbing profusely. The forest is shown with a bird landing on a statue of Bill, covered in moss and vegetation.*
1889Lincoln: Oh, my gosh! *sees Wily Wizard* Wily Wizard, you did it!
1890Wily Wizard: Did what? ...Err, incidentally, what are you, exactly?
1891Leni: Wily?
1892
1893Wily Wizard: *Looks around* Are you talking to me?
1894
1895Lola: *teary-eyed* C-cmon. It's us. It's us, Wily. *Lisa pulls her back* Wily, it's me!
1896
1897Alex Hirsch: We had to erase his mind to defeat Bill. It's all gone. Wily has no idea, but he did it. He saved the world. *Kneels down next to Wily* You're our hero, Wily. *Hugs him*
1898*Leni sits down and cries. Lincoln puts his hand on her shoulder and cries as well. Cut to everyone in the ruins of the Loud House, which are laying in a heap in the woods. They walk up to the door. Lynn punches the door until it comes down. Everyone walks into the living room, Lisa and Leni holding Wily Wizard's hands.*
1899Wily Wizard: My, what happened to this place?
1900Lana: We turned it into a giant robot and used it to fight several armies of interdimensional criminals and nightmares!
1901Lola: Don't you remember? Even a little?
1902Wily Wizard: I imagine I would remember something like that. *looks at everyone else, who are looking at him sadly* Is something the matter? You all look like you've lost something precious to you. *points at Lynn Sr.* ...Especially him.
1903*Lynn Sr. sobs and turns away.*
1904Lucy: We saved the world, but what's the point? Wily Wizard's not himself anymore.
1905Lincoln: There's gotta be something we can do to jog his memory.
1906Alex Hirsch: I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do for him. Just like there was nothing they could do for Stanley after HIS mind was erased. ...Err, incidentally, what's the deal with him, exactly? I mean, he's still here, so he's clearly not from the Nightmare Realm, but...
1907Leni: I know Wily's in there somewhere. There's gotta be something around here that can help bring him back!
1908Lisa: ...To answer your question, Mr. Hirsch, well... to start with, have you ever heard of the creepypasta series known as "Abandoned by Disney"?
1909Alex Hirsch: Kid, I wrote Gravity Falls. Of course I've heard of... oh... oh, man...
1910Lisa: It turns out it isn't just a creepypasta.
1911Alex Hirsch: Wait, so does that mean HE'S the one responsible for all those missing persons reports?!
1912Wily Wizard: *defensive* Nobody told me what parents were!
1913*everyone looks at Wily Wizard*
1914
1915Lincoln: *surprised* What did you say?
1916
1917Wily Wizard: I said that nobody told me what parents were.
1918
1919Leni: Hey, he said that before!
1920
1921Lucy: I think he's starting to remember.
1922Lincoln: It's working! Lisa, keep explaining!
1923President: *walking in* Yes, indeed. You all seem to understand what's been going on for the past few days. Would you mind explaining it to all of us? 
1924*The president gestures behind him to show that most of the population of Royal Woods is standing outside, awaiting an explanation for what just happened.*
1925Lisa: Hoo, boy. Pull up a chair, everyone. This is going to take a while.
1926http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/243/647/ca8.png
1927News Reporter: Good morning, Royal Woods. It's another beautiful day, but every day is beautiful now that the...unpleasantness is over.
1928*Ms. Johnson wipes a drawing of Bill off of her window*
1929
1930*Harold, Howard, and Clyde are chasing some Eye Bats out of their house*
1931
1932Harold: Get outta here!
1933
1934Howard: And don't come back!
1935
1936Clyde: That's right!
1937
1938*Cuts to a zombie popping out of the ground. Bobby pushes it back into the ground with his foot.*
1939
1940Bobby: Ah, good as new.
1941
1942*Maria pushes one in the ground with a shovel as another grabs her leg*
1943
1944Bobby: Heh! Looks like you've got a friend.
1945
1946Maria: Ronnie, would you be a dear and get us the sawed-off shotgun?
1947
1948Ronnie: On it! *rushes off-screen*
1949
1950Mayor Befufftlefumpter *Pops out of the ground as a zombie* Brains, and so forth.
1951
1952Maria: Nope. None of that, thank you. *Pushes him back into the ground as she and Bobby laugh*
1953News Reporter: Our top story tonight: With the tragic deaths of their entire board of directors at the hands of Bill Cipher, *footage of Bill vaporizing the entire Disney corporation plays* as well as the revelation that the popular creepypasta series "Abandoned by Disney" was in fact a chronicle of real life events, the former entertainment giant known as the Walt Disney Company has been completely dissociated. Such a massive change to our corporate and cultural landscape will undoubtedly have far-reaching consequences, both good and bad, but this reporter would like to take this opportunity to say: Good Riddance, you filthy censor-monkeys.
1954Alex Hirsch: *Watching the news on TV in a nearby motel room while sipping coffee* Couldn't agree with you more, whatever-your-name-is.
1955News Reporter: In other news, the Tetherball family has gone broke. After investing all of his money in Disney's stock, local upper-class twit, Lord Tetherby, had to sell his mansion to preserve his family fortune.
1956*Cut to Tetherby crying as some workers hang a "FOR SALE" banner on the gate.*
1957News reporter: But fortunes have also turned for local corruptus and town hero, Wily Wizard, who, after regaining his memory, has been declared sole heir to Disney's vast fortune. *to Wily Wizard* Wily Wizard, you've just saved all of reality from a some of the most horrifying abominations in all of fiction, and are now one of the richest sapient entities in the world. What are you going to do now?
1958Wily Wizard: Well, I-
1959Lana: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
1960News Reporter: E-excuse me?
1961Wily Wizard: *ahem* What my good friend Lana MEANT to say is that, not counting myself and Bill Cipher, there are at least six other Corruptus incidents that we know of at this point in time. Six creatures just like me, all hidden away from the world simply because SOMEONE didn't want bad publicity. Perhaps even more, if some sources are too be believed. Once we've finished getting our lives back on track, we're going to go on a road trip around the country, gathering up all of these people that we can find, in order to start what I'd like to call, "Wily Wizard's Home for Unjustly-Imprisoned Corrupti". As such, I'm going to be buying myself a large enough house to accommodate them all. *points at Tetherby's former mansion* That one seems acceptable.
1962News Reporter: In less pleasant news, the Loud family-
1963Wily Wizard: -Also local heroes- 
1964News Reporter: -have lost their home during what many are referring to as "The Battle of Buck Plains".
1965Lana: I wouldn't say it's lost, we'll just be needing-
1966*A loud crash is heard from off-screen.*
1967Lana: *sighs* Never mind, it's scrapped. *muttering to herself* Aw man, and I was so looking forward to living in a giant battle-mecha.
1968Wily Wizard: Don't worry, I'd be more than happy to pay for your new house. *under breath* Perhaps you could get one with more than one bathroom... *speaking normally* And in the meantime, you can stay with me!
1969Lana: Gee, thanks Wily!
1970Wily Wizard: After all you family has done for the town, the world, and for me, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I can do and still have a clear conscience afterward.
1971News Reporter: But other than that, I can safely say our beloved Royal woods is back to normal. We will now dedicate the rest of this broadcast to listing the stories we could have told over the years were it not for Disney's gag orders. *picks up the first sheet* Get comfortable.
1972*5 weeks later...*
1973
1974*The Louds and Wily are in the front yard looking at a fixed-up Loud House. The Louds are amazed and happy that their home is back to normal*
1975Lynn Sr.: See, I told you we could fix it.
1976Rita: I'm just glad we got that second bathroom installed.
1977Luan: Speaking of which, I think I'll be the first to use it.
1978Lynn: Over my dead body! *trips Luan*
1979Luan: *gets up* Oh, URINE for it now! Heh, get it? *chases after Lynn*
1980*As the other Louds race off to be the first to use the new bathroom, Lincoln notices Lisa sitting off to the side, idly using the height-altering crystal flashlight on a nearby tree stump, while looking very forlorn.*
1981Lincoln: What’s wrong, Lisa?
1982Lisa: *glances at Lincoln, then sighs* You know, I still remember the first day of that chemistry course I took at the community college. The professor talked about how countless people had been burned throughout history for teaching various things. He said that this was because once you know something, you can never go back to not knowing it. At the time, I just scoffed. Why would anyone ever WANT to? But now... Now I understand. In the past few days, I've learned a lot more about the world than I could ever have imagined I didn't know. I've sen things I never could have imagined, let alone believed possible. And now I realize like never before just how much I don't understand about the world. What's more, I've seen what some people are willing to do, and how powerless anyone can be to stop them. It scares me, Lincoln. It scares me on a deep, personal level that I never even knew I had. And now, more than anything else, I... I... I..... *eyes watering* I just want to go back. *begins crying*
1983*Lincoln wraps his hands around Lisa and held his little sister tight*
1984Lisa: ...I think... more than anything else... what really scares me about all this... was learning what I'M capable of... *sobs while holding Lincoln closely*
1985Lincoln: *rubs Lisa's back* Don't think negative thoughts, Lisa. You're capable of doing amazing things, always doing experiments to strive for an amazing future. You're not even close to a psychopath like Bill was, all he wanted was world domination.
1986Lisa: L-Lincoln... How can you say that? H-how can you s-say that a-a-after everything... a-after everything we've d-done to you?
1987Lincoln: Lisa, STOP. I know you've done a lot of things that you feel bad about, but you are NOT a bad sister. *looks at the window, making it clear that he realizes the other sisters are watching from it* None of you are. Sure, you've done some mean things in the past, but so has everyone. And you've also done a lot of nice things, too. Like that time my diorama got broken, and you all posed as an actual, life-sized one, or the time you all went so far out of your way just to get me that Zombie Bran cereal I wanted, or the time I didn't get to go to that that concert I was looking forward to, and you put on your own for me!
1988Lisa: *sniffles* Y-you really think so?
1989
1990Lincoln: *smiles* Of course I mean it, Lisa. You guys mean everything to me, and I would never hate you just because you put my life on the line. *sweetly* I love you, Lisa, from the bottom of my heart. There's nothing in the world that will ruin the trusts, bonds and love that I have for all 10 of my amazing sisters. That includes you, Lisa.
1991Sisters: ...Wow...
1992Lincoln: And another thing? You were WRONG about me never doing anything wrong. I was the one who broke my promise about the limo. I was the one who posted that humiliating video of you guys. And I was the one who made that deal with Bill and caused all this in the first place.
1993Lori: Aw, Lincoln, we forgave you because you did everything to could to fix your mistakes.
1994
1995Luna: Yeah, bro, what we do to you sounds way worse than what you do.
1996Lincoln: Well, you all work to fix your mistakes, too.
1997Lori: Not as much as you do. And you were right about one thing: We've been excluding you far too much.
1998Lynn: Yeah. You're one of us, Lincoln, and it's time we started treating you like it.
1999Lincoln: *very happy* Thanks, guys. I'm so happy that I have ten incredible and wonderful sisters like you.
2000
2001Leni: *very happy* And we're so happy to have the best brother in the whole world*
2002
2003*tears form in Lincoln's eyes as he holds his hands out*
2004
2005Lincoln: Come here, guys.
2006
2007*Without hesitation, the sisters all give Lincoln a group hug*
2008*Ths shot pans out to show the 11 handprints from "Homespun".*
2009https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mLoKIx1t9iA/maxresdefault.jpg
2010*Harold, Howard, and Clyde have just finished chasing the Eye Bats out of their house.*
2011Howard: There. That's the last of them.
2012*Ronnie Anne walks up.*
2013Ronnie Anne: Hey, Clyde.
2014Clyde: Hey, Ronnie.
2015Ronnie Anne: So, I see you've finished with your, err... *air quotes* "String Cleaning".
2016Clyde: Yeah, you could say that.
2017Clyde: So, what about you? Have you been enjoying your stay?
2018Ronnie Anne: ...Stay?
2019Clyde: Yeah, you mentioned that you were showing your family around the town square when... *gestures to the fleeing Eye Bats* all that happened?
2020Ronnie Anne: *slaps herself* Oh! You see, Clyde, we weren't visiting, we were looking for an available house.
2021Clyde: Oh, did you find one?
2022Ronnie Anne: There was one that looked great, but then zombies started popping up. I think it was built on an Indian Burial Ground, or something. *shrugs* In any case, if the whole zombie thing proves temporary, they're putting it down as an "only if we can't find anything better".
2023Clyde: What about Lincoln's house?
2024Ronnie Anne: *smiles* Last I checked, that place was already taken.
2025Clyde: *smiles* Yeah.
2026Ronnie Anne: Well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see what we find.
2027Clyde: Sounds like a plan.
2028Ronnie Anne: Yeah. So, anyway, if you're done here, I was just wondering if you'd like to, maybe, go see a movie? I hear there's a fire sale going on at the local theater, what with all the movies that just entered public domain.
2029Clyde: Yeah! Let’s do it!
2030*They head off to the movie theater.*
2031*Later...*
2032*Clyde and Ronnie Anne are walking out of the theater, talking about the movies they watched.*
2033Clyde: Those movies were awesome, Ronnie!
2034Ronnie Anne: Yeah, I loved the wizard's duel from The Sword in the Stone!
2035Clyde: I really liked the fight from The Lion King!
2036*Ronnie Anne's phone rings*
2037Ronnie Anne: Hang on, I've got a call. *answers phone* Hey.
2038Maria: Good news! We've found a place to stay!
2039Ronnie: Really? That's great!
2040Ronnie Anne: So, when do we start moving in?
2041Maria: Well, that hasn't been decided yet. After what happened last time, we figured you should have the chance to check it out before we make our final decision. So, come by as soon as you can, and we'll see from there. *gives her directions to the place*
2042Ronnie Anne: Okay, later!
2043Ronnie Anne: *hangs up* Sorry, Clyde. Looks like we're gonna have to cut this short.
2044Clyde: Wait, "moving in"? You mean, you're actually moving back here?
2045Ronnie Anne: *shrugs* We couldn't stay there. Ever since the Street Cats mastered the art of brick throwing, they've just been too much trouble. This was just the nearest town. *smiles* And besides, Bobby and I have friends here, so moving here means that we get to see you all more often.
2046Clyde: *happy* That's great! *hugs Ronnie Anne, which surprises her*
2047Ronnie Anne: *smiles* Yeah...
2048Clyde: ...Wait, they still want to move here after... all of THAT?
2049Ronnie Anne: From what we've heard, the rest of the world wasn't much better off.
2050Clyde: I see your point.
2051Ronnie Anne: Well, I gotta go.
2052Clyde: Oh, wait, before you do, I was just wondering, do you want to be there when Lincoln gets the good news, or should I just tell him now?
2053Ronnie Anne: Let's both tell him.
2054Clyde: Okay. Let me know when you're ready!
2055Ronnie Anne: Sure thing!
2056*Ronnie Anne heads on her way to where her mom said to go.*
2057*Later, she arrives at her new house*
2058Ronnie Anne: Hey, Mom!
2059Maria: Hi, sweetie. *gestures to the house behind her* So, here it is! Want to take a look around?
2060Ronnie Anne: Yep!
2061Maria: Okay! But watch out: Most of the others already have their bedrooms picked out!
2062Ronnie Anne: Okay.
2063*She goes through the front door and finds Bobby looking around the foyer.*
2064Bobby: Isn't this place great? There's even enough space in the foyer to house the family bodega!
2065Ronnie Anne: *smiles* Yeah, it is.
2066*She walks up to the nearest door.*
2067Ronnie Anne: So, I guess this is the way into the hall? *opens the door to reveal a room about as small as the door*
2068Bobby: Nope, that's the coat closet. Though I bet with some work, we could convert it into a... *overly enthusiastic relative to the subject of the enthusiasm, as people tend to be when having fun with their siblings* SUPPLY CLOSET!!!
2069*Ronnie Anne raises an eyebrow*
2070Ronnie Anne: *in a spot-on impression of Wax Larry King* Fascinating!
2071*A moment passes, and they both burst out laughing.*
2072Ronnie Anne: That was a good one.
2073Bobby: Thanks. Anyway, *points at the other* THAT'S the one that leads into the hall.
2074Ronnie Anne: Okay. Thanks.
2075*She goes into the hall.*
2076*While walking, she sees her siblings in their new rooms*
2077*She notices one room at the end of the hall that doesn't seem to be occupied.*
2078*Ronnie goes into the room and realizes that it’s her room*
2079*Ronnie Anne looks around the room, and decides she likes it. She notices two hooks on the wall, presumably where the last tenant had hung a tapestry, or some such thing. She pulls out her pipe and looks at it. A number-8 shaped dent is still visible on the pipe where she whacked 8-Ball in the back of the head with it during the Battle of Buck Plains. She smiles, and places the pipe on the hooks, in such a way that the number-8 shaped dent is visible. She stands back and looks at it, still smiling.*
2080Ronnie Anne: Yeah, this feels satisfying.
2081https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TXUt7toOsMM/maxresdefault.jpg
2082Maria: So, what do you think?
2083Ronnie Anne: This place is definitely gonna work for me.
2084*everyone cheers*
2085*Ronnie Anne smiles*
2086*Meanwhile, Wily Wizard was checking out his new home as well.*
2087Wily Wizard: Now this is a home I can enjoy.
2088Wily Wizard: Now I just need to find myself a new basepoint. *looks through one door, and into what was presumably Lord Tetherby's master bedroom* ...Nah, that's no good. *goes off to look elsewhere for one*
2089*After minutes of searching, he finds a room perfect for his basepoint.*
2090*Wily Wizard is standing in the middle of an extensive library. It seems not to have been used in quite a while.*
2091Wily Wizard: *looks around* This will do nicely.
2092*Wily soon sets up his basepoint*
2093Wily Wizard: *pulls out the printed copy of the Abandoned by Disney creepypasta series and begins looking over it* Now, about these others...
2094*Wily starts to use his magic*
2095Wily Wizard: *eyes glowing* Alright, let's see here... Aha! *eyes stop glowing* That should be most useful! *heads toward the library's map room*
2096*Wily goes into the map room*
2097*He opens one of the file cabinets and pulls out a folder labelled "DEMONS?". He looks through it at the various maps of Disney theme parks that some previous owner had compiled, some of which had been photocopied and drawn on with a marker.*
2098Wily Wizard: Intriguing...
2099Wily Wizard: What's this?
2100*He pulls a VCR cassette labeled "The Old Fashioned Swimming Hole" out of the drawer.*
2101Wily Wizard: This may be worth watching.
2102*He puts it in the VCR and begins watching.*
2103*1 hours later...*
2104*Wily Wizard's eyes go wide as he looks between the video and two words written on the corruptus report concerning Disney's River County: "Microorganism infestation."*
2105Wily Wizard: No way...
2106*He notices something else.*
2107Wily Wizard: ...But what about this "Clear Man" it also mentions?
2108*Wily Wizard looks up "Clear Man"*
2109*Unable to find anything, he also looks up "See-Thru Man" and "Friendly John".*
2110*He finds something about them*
2111*It appears to be a beat-up old journal, with a few one- or two-sentence entries on each page. There's a sticky note marking one page.*
21125:21 PM, 7/18/2004: Gonna take a trip to Disney's River Country. Maybe that'll make me feel something.
21136:35 PM, 7/21/2004: Hasn't been working. Maybe this won't ever stop. Maybe I should just stop now. Probably my last entry.
21147:40 PM, 7/21/2004: Met someone today. See-thru. Called himself "Friendly John". We talked for a while. Starting to feel better.
2115*There are several more pages in the journal after this, but they all seem to be blank.*
2116Wily Wizard: Wow...
2117Wily Wizard: Perhaps this could be more dangerous than I thought.
2118*Wily Wizard lets out a sigh*
2119Wily Wizard: I'll definitely need to do some more research on all this before we go.
2120*Wily starts to do some research*
2121
2122*Meanwhile... at the Loud House*
2123
2124*Since Bill's reign of terror is over, the Loud Family could finally get back into their normal lives, which made them very happy. Right now, they were doing their everyday chaos in their home sweet home.* 
2125*Luna and Luan are looking at some songs posted online. Lynn is outside, practicing soccer. Lincoln is reading comics in his room. Lucy is writing some poetry on the attic steps. Lola and Lana are playing a pretend game about an anime princess trying to protect her cat cafe from a rampaging kaiju. Lisa is experimenting with the height-altering crystals.*
2126Lincoln: Ah. Finally, things are back to normal around here, and I couldn't be happier.
2127*They hear a knock at the door.*
2128Lincoln: Who's there?
2129*Lincoln goes to answer the door.*
2130*He opens the door and sees Clyde and Ronnie Anne*
2131*Bobby runs up to them*
2132Bobby: Sorry I took so long. I had trouble finding a parking space. Am I too late?
2133Ronnie Anne: Nope.
2134Clyde: You're just in time!
2135Lincoln: Wait, what's going on?
2136*the sisters arrive*
2137
2138Lori: Hey, guys.
2139
2140Clyde: L-L-L-Lori?! *about to nosebleed, until Ronnie Anne smacks him in the face*
2141
2142Ronnie Anne: *annoyed* Don't nosebleed.
2143
2144Clyde: *sheepishly* Sorry...
2145Lori: Boo-Boo Bear?
2146Bobby: Hey, babe! We got some great news!
2147Lori: Really?
2148Ronnie Anne: Yep! Our family moved back from the city, we’re living here again!
2149Lori: *high-pitched noise expressing excitement*
2150Lincoln: Really? That's great!
2151Lisa: Did something happen?
2152Ronnie Anne: Street Cats.
2153Bobby: They started throwing bricks.
2154*Lincoln and Lori remember the time the Street Cats got into the apartment and glance at each other, thinking about how unpleasant that must have been.*
2155Lincoln: ...Yeah, I can see how you'd want to move away if something like that happened.
2156*Ronnie Anne and Bobby nod*
2157Lola: ...Street cats?
2158Lincoln: We'll explain later.
2159Lana: ...Really? They want to stay here? Even after getting turned to stone and built into a giant coffee table?!
2160Ronnie Anne: *rolls her eyes* Of course!
2161Bobby: *shrugs* The rest of the world wasn't much better off.
2162Lincoln: I get what you mean, but anyway, *smiles* It's great to have you both back here!
2163*Bobby and Lori hug. The others watch them and smile.*
2164Ronnie Anne: I've been telling the others about what happened while they were turned to stone. Cj's really been looking forward to meeting Luan!
2165Lincoln & Luan: Really?
2166Ronnie Anne: Yeah. He loves jokes too.
2167Luan: Really?! *smiles with glee* That's fantastic!
2168*The other siblings wince involuntarily.*
2169Ronnie Anne: *raises an eyebrow* Something wrong?
2170Lincoln: Nothing!
2171*Luan glares at her siblings, knowing immediately what's wrong*
2172
2173Luan: *annoyed* Stop lying.
2174Lincoln: Uhhh... 
2175*All the Louds except for Luan flee to their rooms.*
2176Bobby: *confused* What just happened?
2177
2178*Luan groans and face-palms*
2179Luan: Why don't you all go home now? I'll go talk to them.
2180Bobby: Alright.
2181*After everyone has left, Dimentio appears.*
2182Luan: *sees Dimentio and glares at him* What do YOU want?
2183Dimentio: *shocked at having been caught in the act of eavesdropping* Uhhh.... *warps away*
2184Luan: HEY! *rushes outside, when she dosen't see Dimentio, she sighs* Well, he's gone for now. *goes back inside*
2185*Elsewhere, Dimentio appears in front of the statue of Bill.*
2186Dimentio: Alas, poor Cipher. I knew him well.
2187*Dimentio sighs*
2188Dimentio: It would seem my little experiment has driven the pipe-swinger back into town. This may complicate things somewhat.
2189*Dimentio shakes his head*
2190Dimentio: But nonetheless, I shall continue. It's clear from the Wizard's inexplicable recollection that your game hasn't yet ended, and I've still both want and need for one of your abilities and disposition.
2191*Dimentio starts to use his magic*
2192https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cL-llYLj1Ys/maxresdefault.jpg
2193*Wily Wizard knocks on the Louds' door.*
2194*The Loud Family answers*
2195
2196Loud Family: Hi, Wily!
2197Wily Wizard: Hey. So, I've been doing some research regarding the other Corrupti, and I've found a few things I think you might want to see...
2198Lisa: What did you find?
2199Wily Wizard: To start with, I found this video, *pulls out the VHS cassette* which I think may have to do with the River Country's "Microorganism infestation".
2200Lynn Sr.: Alright, let's check it out.
2201
2202*Later, the Louds and Wily finish watching the video*
2203Louds: No way...
2204Lucy: But it doesn't say anything about the "Clear Man".
2205Wily Wizard: I also found a journal which mentions something about it. *pulls out the journal*
2206*The Louds read the journal*
2207Wily Wizard: My reaction exactly.
2208Leni: I hope that guy was okay.
2209Lori: *trying to make Leni feel better* I'm sure he was fine.
2210Lisa: *being brutally honest* I doubt it.
2211Lucy: *also brutally honest* Me too.
2212Leni: *sadly* Oh.
2213*A moment passes.*
2214Wily Wizard: ...I was also able to find maps of each of these parks, so those might come in handy.
2215*Wily shows the maps to the Louds*
2216Lucy: Wait, I almost forgot. While I was looking around the forest, I found this near where the Fearamid was. *pulls out what appears to be a copy of the CORRUPTUS document, but with one additional entry*
2217Worldwide
2218Audiovisual hallucination and/or projection.
2219Chronological Disruption/Anachronism.
2220Misplaced and mobile objects.
2221Extreme agitation/inappropriate activity in all observed species.
2222Animated statues/images.
2223Spontaneous polymorphism/mutation.
2224Sudden-onset mass-hysteria.
2225Unresolved CORRUPTUS: "Bill Cipher"
2226Pending.
2227Wily Wizard: This... looks like a copy of the CORRUPTUS document!
2228Lucy: Mr. Hirsch mentioned that Disney's entire board of directors, as well as most of their security and legal teams, showed up to try and deal with Bill. They weren't very successful. I think one of them might have had this on them at the time.
2229Wily Wizard: Interesting...
2230Lucy: Although I suppose it's a bit out of date, now. We should fix that. *pulls out a pen and edits the entry about Bill*
2231Worldwide
2232Audiovisual hallucination and/or projection.
2233Chronological Disruption/Anachronism.
2234Misplaced and mobile objects.
2235Extreme agitation/inappropriate activity in all observed species.
2236Animated statues/images.
2237Spontaneous polymorphism/mutation.
2238Sudden-onset mass-hysteria.
2239Resolved CORRUPTUS: "Bill Cipher"
2240Destroyed. Final.
2241Wily Wizard: Looks perfect.
2242Wily Wizard: Anyway, this is pretty much all I've been able to find in the mansion's library. Have any of you found anything else worth mentioning?
2243Lincoln: Um, did we find anything, guys?
2244Lucy: This is pretty much it.
2245Lana: Well, then, not much.
2246Wily Wizard: So, this is all we have going in... *groans and clenches his fist* Disney...
2247Leni: Does any of this mean that there's a Disney creepypasta place somewhere, Wily?
2248Wily Wizard: It means that as far as we know, there should still be at least six more Disney parks which still contain creatures like me.
2249Louds: Woah...
2250Wily Wizard: Though what did they mean about the Fiber Optic Worm and the Digital Howl being "resolved"?
2251Lincoln: Lucy, Lisa, do you two know?
2252Lisa: Well, let's see, the term "fiber optics" refers to the process of transmitting information by sending pulses of light over a special cable. It's generally used to access the internet in situations where a wireless connection is unavailable. "Worm" could refer to a computer worm, which is a term for a type of malware distinct from a computer VIRUS in that it is capable of spreading across networks without the need for user action, but given the circumstances, it could very well also be referring to a literal worm, as in "a limbless creature which digs and squirms around".
2253Lana: *grinning* Okay, That sounds cool!
2254
2255Lola: *disgusted* Blech!
2256Lincoln: Okay, so what about the "Digital Howl"?
2257Luan: Sounds like a wolf.
2258Luna: Maybe it only exists in computer systems.
2259Lynn: Or maybe it's made out of computer parts.
2260Lola: Or maybe both?
2261*Everyone looks at Lola*
2262Lola: *shrugs* I don't know.
2263Luna: Yeah, this is confusing.
2264Wily Wizard: All this is just pointless extrapolation. Let's focus on what we DO know.
2265Louds: OK.
2266Wily Wizard: Alright, we know that Mowgli's Palace is in Emerald Isle, North Carolina. Since the rest of these all seem to be somewhere at Disney World, Florida, or somewhere in the Bahamas, that one's probably the closest, so we should probably start planning for it first.
2267Lucy: Good idea.
2268Lisa: That's also probably the one we know most about, so that should be helpful.
2269Rita: You're right, Lisa.
2270Lucy: Alright, now let's see here. *pulls out a printed copy of "A Few Suggestions"*
2271Lori: "A Few Suggestions"?
2272Lucy: Apparently, it's a record of the contents of a suggestion box from Mowgli's Palace. Hopefully, it should at least offer us some insight into what exactly happened there, and how we should prepare for it.
2273Leni: Smart.
2274*They all look at the contents of the document.*
2275Everyone (minus Lucy): Wow...
2276Lana: That's a LOT...
2277Leni: Wow... Poor Frank...
2278Lincoln: Geez...
2279Lisa: Perhaps we should skip this one.
2280Wily Wizard: I don't know. I'm not entirely sure that the... "Inverted Character", as they referred to it, was really the one at fault for all this.
2281Lucy: Yeah.
2282Wily Wizard: If nothing else, he at least deserves to have his side of the story heard.
2283Twins: Definitely!
2284Wily Wizard: Then it's agreed. This will be our first stop.
2285Louds: OK!
2286*They get in the car and drive off.*
2287*A few hours later...*
2288*...the Louds arrived at Emerald Isle.*
2289Louds: Woah...
2290Wily Wizard: We're definitely in the right place.
2291*The giant Baloo statue mentioned in the original story is lying in the middle of town, but it isn't waving. Instead, it's lying on its back, in the middle of the ruins of a building, like it had just lost a boxing match. The grin is still visible on its face, though. It's still covered in bird poop, and snapped vines can be seen hanging from its ankles.*
2292*Everyone steps out of Vanzilla*
2293*Lola walks up to a local*
2294Lola: *pointing at the Baloo statue* What's that?
2295Wily Wizard: I believe it's the Baloo statue.
2296Lola: *glares at Wily Wizard* That much was obvious. *to the local* Do you know which direction it came from?
2297Local: Of course, It came from the left direction.
2298Lola: Thanks. 
2299*They head off in that direction.*
2300*Later...*
2301*They arrive at Mowgli's Palace.*
2302Louds: Wow!
2303*Wily Wizard puts a hand on the sheet of metal saying "ABANDONED BY DISNEY"*
2304Wily Wizard: We're coming for you. Don't worry.
2305*The Louds and Wily go inside the palace*
2306*They head directly to the staircase. They see a sign saying "CAST MEMBERS ONLY! THANK YOU!"*
2307Lincoln: Huh, so it DID say something like that.
2308Lana: Yeah.
2309Wily Wizard: It occurs to me that this might not be entirely safe. If anyone wants to turn back now, I won't blame you.
2310*The Louds look at each other, then at Wily*
2311
2312Lincoln: I'm staying with you, Wily.
2313
2314Lucy: We all are.
2315
2316Louds: Yeah!
2317
2318Lily: Poo-Poo!
2319Wily Wizard: Alright, then. But, just so we're clear, I'll understand if you change your mind at any point.
2320Louds: OK, Wily!
2321
2322*The group walks up the staircase*
2323Wily Wizard: LUMOS! *the end of his staff begins glowing like a candle*
2324Lucy: *hisses quietly* That's bright.
2325Wily Wizard: We may be needing a light source.
2326Lisa: He's right, look. *points at a dark hallway*
2327
2328Rita: Sheesh, it's pitch black in there!
2329*Wily Wizard holds his staff out in front of him. The light focuses like a flashlight, shining directly into the dark hallway.*
2330Wily Wizard: Onward, friends.
2331
2332*everybody ventures into the dark hallway*
2333*Eventually, they come across a black and yellow striped door with the words "CHARACTER PREP 1" stenciled on it.*
2334Wily Wizard: This is it...
2335*Wily slowly opens the door*
2336*They see an entire room filled with different costumes, including a photo negative Mickey Mouse costume lying in the center of the floor. The sight causes every Loud's fight-or-flight reflexes to activate, save for Lucy, who begins smiling.*
2337Wily Wizard: ...Hello?
2338Lincoln: *nervously* I... don’t think anyone’s home...
2339*Wily Wizard cautiously sneaks over to the photo negative Mickey Mouse costume and gently nudges it with his staff.*
2340*the photo negative Mickey Mouse costume twitches violently, making everyone jump*
2341*Slowly, the costume sits up. Lori instinctively pulls her phone up to take a photo of it, but Lucy pushes her hand back down.*
2342Lucy: *under breath* That won't work.
2343*Slowly and deliberately, the costume gets to its feet.*
2344Negative Mickey: Hey, wanna see my head come off?
2345Leni: *scared* What?!
2346
2347*Negative Mickey grins psychopathically as he violently rips his head off, causing everyone to scream in fright* 
2348Wily Wizard: *regaining his nerve* Ah, h-hello there... err... you. *pulls out a printed copy of "A Few Suggestions"* Were... were you the one who... who wrote these s-s-suggestions?
2349Negative Mickey: *recognizes some of the suggestions* ...Are you the manijurs? Are you here about the hooks?
2350Lola: W-what... h-hooks...?
2351Negative Mickey: Yeah. *puts his head back on like nothing happened* There aren't enough. I always have to lai on the floor.
2352Lucy: Wow...
2353Wily Wizard: Err... we aren't the managers. In fact, I don't believe that the managers are coming.
2354*Negative Mickey's eye twitches*
2355
2356Negative Mickey: *angrily* Come again?
2357Wily Wizard: Well, something... happened... here, so that they decided to... well, to leave this place and never come back. That's... actually why we're here.
2358Negative Mickey: *furious glare* Then spill it!
2359Wily Wizard: Well, we don't... actually... understand much of what happened here. We were hoping that... that YOU might be able to tell us something about... about what h-happened.
2360Negative Mickey: *sighs* Gather around.
2361*The Louds and Wily Wizard gather around Negative Mickey*
2362Negative Mickey: Let's start from the beginning, shall we?
2363Negative Mickey: To start with, Mike was always different from the other wurkurs. He never got weird around the gests without any faces, or when the maskawts started laing arownd owtsaid. He got angry when they wouldn't let him do his jawb, but that was it. But he always got angry at Frank, because he said that Frank was cheeting at gayms. One day, he asked me to help him teech Frank a lesin. He said that it would be fun. We'd hide Frank somewhere, and then we'd leave kloos for the manijurs to help find him. But I don't think the manijurs were looking very hard, because a gest ended up finding him instead. It was still funny when they pulled him out though, because his face was all big and soft like bad mashed potatoes. But I don't think Frank found it very funny, because after that he was so mad that he just left and never came back. All the other wurkurs started acting even weirder after that, even Mike. He said I was the one who hid Frank, but he didn't say anything about how I was helping him. After that, everyone else left too, except the maskawts who were laing arownd. Mike said that they were just going to make Frank feel better, and that I should stay and tayk cair of fings. At first, I didn't know what he meant by that, but then I thought about how the maskawts were usually on hooks when they were laing arownd, so I put all the maskawts on hooks, but then there weren't any left for me, so I had to lai on the floor, instead.
2364Everyone: Woah...
2365Lisa: *shaking her head* It's a cruel world we live in.
2366Lucy: It’s a lifeless prison.
2367Wily Wizard: They left me behind, too. 
2368*Wily Wizard tells Negative Mickey his story*
2369Negative Mickey: Wow, now that’s just wrong.
2370Wily Wizard: That's why we're here. We want to help all the other creatures like you and I, the ones who have been left to rot in these abysmal ruins simply because someone felt it was the easiest solution.
2371Negative Mickey: Well, you guys don't sound like you're kidding. *smiles* Thanks.
2372Wily Wizard: So, would you like to come back with us? We have a lot more hooks there.
2373Negative Mickey: *nods* I will!
2374Wily Wizard: Alright, then. Gather your things (assuming of course you have things worth gathering), and we'll be on our way.
2375Negative Mickey: *holding his things in one split second* Okay.
2376Wily Wizard: Alright. Let's go.
2377*Everyone leaves*
2378*In the car*
2379Wily Wizard: Alright, it looks like the rest of these are all somewhere on the grounds of Disney World, Florida, save for the "Unidentified Avian Species" at Treasure Island, so it looks like that's where we should head next.
2380Lynn Sr.: Alright, Wily.
2381*They head off for Florida.*
2382*A few days later...*
2383*...they arrive at the entrance to Walt Disney World. A single board has been nailed over the sign, with the words "OUT OF BUSINESS" painted on it. Despite everything, this sight still makes the Louds feel a bit sad.*
2384Leni: *a bit sad* This is sad...
2385
2386Lana: *a bit sad* Yeah, they must feel lonely in there...
2387
2388Lucy: It's what I deal with in my life.
2389Wily Wizard: That's why we're here.
2390*Everyone steps out of Vanzilla*
2391
2392Lincoln: Well then, let's go help them.
2393Leni: Should we split up into teams?
2394Lucy: No. That never turns out well.
2395Lisa: Agreed.
2396
2397Wily Wizard: Alright, we go in together.
2398
2399Rita: That means that everybody must stay together.
2400Lincoln: Alright, where should we go fir- *What appears to be a burnt corpse wearing a Disney-themed gas mask wanders into view*
2401Zero: Hello, dearies. It's been a while since anyone last came here.
2402*The Louds nervously wave hello*
2403Wily Wizard: Ah, I take it you're... *pulls out a copy of the CORRUPTUS document* one of these?
2404Zero: ...What are the s?
2405*beat*
2406Wily Wizard: ...Err, where did you come from?
2407Zero: Oh! I can show you!
2408*Zero leads them inside the park*
2409*Eventually, Zero leads them to the remains of Room Zero.*
2410Zero: This is where I came from. It used to be nice here, but then the ceiling went, and now the cold won't stay in.
2411Louds: Woah...
2412*Wily Wizard pulls out a printed copy of "Room Zero"*
2413Wily Wizard: Ah, so, is THIS the one you are?
2414Zero: ...Is it?
2415Wily Wizard: ...Err, I suppose so. In any case, what exactly happened here?
2416Zero: Gather round, it's a long story.
2417*They all gather around.*
2418Zero: You see, a long time ago, someone came in here. I asked her to shut the door because she was letting out the cold, and after that, the door didn't work for a while. But then one day, a bunch more people came down here, and then ...something... took the ceiling.
2419*A moment passes.*
2420Lola: ...That... wasn't really that long.
2421Zero: ...Isn't that what people are supposed to say when they tell stories?
2422Lola: Good point.
2423Lincoln: So, what happened to the people?
2424Zero: They left after the ceiling went. I guess they just wanted the cold.
2425Lana: Was it that hot in here?
2426Zero: *somehow looks sad despite lacking any true face* It is now.
2427Lana: *looking sorry* Geez...
2428Wily Wizard: I'm sorry to hear that. Would you like to come with us? I'm sure we could find you somewhere sufficiently cold to stay.
2429Zero: *smiles* Thank you.
2430Wily Wizard: *smiles back* You're welcome.
2431Zero: Let's get going, shall we?
2432Wily Wizard: ...Actually, before we leave, there are at least three more creatures like us here which I would like to speak to.
2433Zero: Understood. *calls out* Hey, guys! You can come out!
2434*Various people then come out into the open. Men, women, adults, children, teens, all wearing Disney-themed gas masks.*
2435Zero: Do you mean these ones? They tend to wander around a lot.
2436Wily Wizard: ...Actually, I was referring to these other ones. Although I suppose we should also try to...
2437*the Gascots all seem to have vanished*
2438Lincoln: Where'd they go?
2439Lisa: They've... vanished?
2440Lori: They WERE ghosts. Or at least, that's what it seemed like.
2441Zero: *tilts its head quizzically* ..."Other ones"?
2442Zero: What do you mean by "Other ones"?
2443Wily Wizard: *pulls out a copy of the CORRUPTUS document* Well, you see, it would seem that you're what's most commonly known as a Corruptus. What exactly those are isn't entirely clear, although there are some theories. I'll get into those later. What you need to understand is that there are at least seven known instances of these things, and Disney has been locking them away or leaving them to rot in abandoned theme park attractions. That's actually why we're here. You see, I'm actually one of these creatures myself, and I'm trying to save all of our kind from these prisons we've been trapped in.
2444Zero: Wow...
2445Wily Wizard: Apparently, out of the seven we know of, five were left somewhere on this property. There's the "Wandering entity" at Disney's Pop Century Resort, which seems to have caused, or at least occurred in the same time an place as, something described as a "Chronological Displacement/Anachronism". I believe this may have had something to do with an event which occurred at a water slide sometime between 2001 and 2003.
2446Lucy: Actually, Disney's Pop Century Resort doesn't have water slides, and wasn't open then.
2447Wily Wizard: ...Ah. In that case, we really don't know much of anything about what happened there. Anyway, there's also this "Microorganism infestation" at Disney's River County, as well as something referred to as the "Clear Man", the "See-Thru Man", or "Friendly John". There's the "Wily Wizard" installation at the ImageWorks... which is what I am. And then there's the Fiber Optic Worm and Digital Howl at The New Global Neighborhood. Interestingly, while most of the Corrupti described are described as being "Unresolved", those two are actually said to be resolved. They're also the only ones not to have any of the associated events described, and they both have what appear to serial numbers associated with them. It says that they've been resolved and repurposed, but what this means isn't clear. And finally, there's the entity from Room Zero, which I believe is referring to you. *gestures toward Zero with his staff*
2448Zero: Oh! ...So, what about the other two?
2449Wily Wizard: Well, there's the "Unidentified Avian Species" from the Treasure Island resort in the Bahamas, and the "Inverted Character" from Mowgli's Palace in North Carolina. We actually picked him up at an earlier stop. ...Err, come to think of it, where is he?
2450Negative Mickey: *appears next to Wily* Hello!
2451
2452*Everyone jumps in terror*
2453Zero: *completely unfazed* Hello, dear!
2454Negative Mickey: Hey, Zero! *to the others* Sorry for the scare.
2455Zero: ...Err, why did you call me that?
2456Negative Mickey: ...I guess it just seemed appropriate. So, what is your name, anyway?
2457*a moment passes as it thinks about the question*
2458Zero: ...I don't think I have one.
2459Wily Wizard: Zero sounds appropriate.
2460Lincoln: Are you alright with that?
2461Zero: I suppose it's as good as anything.
2462Lisa: Zero it is, then.
2463
2464Lily: Zeewoo.
2465Wily Wizard: Alright, then. Now that that's been established, let's move on to the next of these.
2466Zero: Okay.
2467Wily Wizard: It looks like Disney's River Country is the one we know the most about, so I suppose we should head there first. That being said, it seems like this one is going to be dangerous, so if anyone would like to just go back to the hotel now, I'll understand.
2468Louds: We're staying with you, Wily!
2469
2470Zero: Suppose I better tag along, too.
2471Negative Mickey: ...What the heck. I guess I'll come as well.
2472Wily Wizard: *smiles* You guys are the best, you know that, right?
2473Lola: *smiling* We know.
2474*They all head off towards Disney's River Country.*
2475*Later...*
2476*...they arrive. Nothing seems to be there.*
2477Lynn Sr.: Weird. There's nothing here.
2478Wily Wizard: Perhaps it simply isn't apparent yet. We'll most likely need to search for it. *remembers the video they watched* ...And we should probably stay away from the water.
2479Luan: Yeah...
2480Zero: Really? Why?
2481Wily Wizard: I saw an old video about this place. There's ...something, in the water.
2482Zero: Well then, it seems like it would be the first place to look. *walks over to a nearby pond* Hellooo? *a hand reaches out of the water and grabs its gas mask* EEEEEEE- *gets pulled under*
2483*Everyone screams in fright*
2484*Several of what seem to be people emerge from each of the surrounding pools. They each begin to speak, their tone and inflection all perfectly synchronized.*
2485Epidemic: Ahh... new GUESTS have arrived...
2486*The Louds shiver in fright*
2487Wily Wizard: *angrily* What did you do with Zero?!
2488Epidemic: He's... hidden... We haven't harmed him... He's still yours... If you can FIND him...
2489Wily Wizard: *angry* And if we don’t?
2490Epidemic: Then he shall remain here for eternity... He hides in the waters...
2491Wily Wizard: Fine. *to the Louds* Guys, we’re going to have to go in river after all!
2492Epidemic: Let us help you...
2493*The nearest four bodies grab Rita and Lynn Sr., drag them to the water, and hold them under head first. After three minutes, they stop kicking and are let go. They slowly emerge from the water, revealing that they now look like the bodies which emerged before.*
2494Rita and Lynn Sr.: *in unison* There is no hope under the water.
2495*The Loud siblings are horrified*
2496
2497Lincoln : Not Mom and Dad!
2498
2499Wily: Scratch that, we can’t set one foot in there.
2500Epidemic: They still remain... I can feel them WRIGGLING...
2501Negative Mickey: Well then, I’ll do it!
2502
2503*before anyone could do anything, Negative Mickey quickly dives into the water, unfazed by the effects*
2504*He doesn't resurface.*
2505Epidemic: He is hidden as well, now... Somewhere in this park... He hides on the land...
2506*Suddenly, Negative Mickey bursts out with Zero*
2507
2508Negative Mickey: *happily* I found Zero!
2509*More arms reach from the water and pull them back in.*
2510Epidemic: It WON'T be that easy... They are hidden now... YOU must find them... And you must escape with them... Now run...
2511*The remainder of the group flees throughout the park, pursued by the bodies.*
2512Leni: They’re gaining on us!
2513Lori: I hate to say it, but I don't think we have a choice: we'll need to split up.
2514Lisa and Lucy: Agreed!
2515
2516Wily Wizard: Okay, split up, now!
2517*Lori and Lola run off in one direction, Lynn and Leni run off in another, Luan and Lucy run off in a third direction, Luna and Lana in a fourth, and Lincoln and Lisa in a fifth.*
2518Wily Wizard: *turns to the bodies* YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
2519*Wily Wizard charges up his magic*
2520*The Louds flee as Wily Wizard tries to hold back the bodies.*
2521*with Lori and Lola*
2522Epidemic!Rita: Come to mommy, children...
2523Lola: What are we gonna do, Lori?!
2524Lori: *sees a nearby tool-shed* In there!
2525*They run inside, and encounter a transparent humanoid sobbing in the corner. It notices their presence and turns to them.*
2526Friendly John: Please, j-just go away! It's n-n-not safe here for p-p-people like you!
2527Lori: It’s okay! We, along with Wily Wizard, came to help you!
2528Friendly John: You can't. Nobody can. Just leave now, before you end up like... like all of them...
2529Lola: No way! We're getting you outta here, and that's what we're do right now!
2530Friendly John: He won't let me leave. He keeps me here to torture me. *suddenly shouting* HE KEEPS ME ALIVE TO TORTURE ME!
2531Lola: Torture?!
2532
2533Lori: Who tortures you?!
2534Friendly John: They're coming. I can sense them. If you leave now, you might be able to make it to the exit, but please JUST GO!
2535*Meanwhile, with Lincoln and Lisa...*
2536*Lincoln and Lisa are still running while holding Lily*
2537Epidemic!Lynn Sr.: Stop now, children! Listen to your father!
2538Lincoln: What do we do, Lisa?!
2539Lisa: I think I may have an idea!
2540Lincoln: Then out with it already!
2541
2542Lily: Poo-Poo!
2543Lisa: Do you remember the urine detector I created for that pool we had?
2544Lincoln: Yes!
2545Lisa: If we can find the park's water control system, I could modify the formula to eliminate dangerous microorganisms, and we could release it into the park's waters!
2546Lincoln: Let’s do it!
2547
2548Lily: Poo-Poo!
2549*They begin searching the park for the water control system.*
2550*After a while...*
2551
2552Lincoln: I found it, Lisa!
2553Lisa: Wonderful! Now I just need time to prepare the microorganism detector.
2554Lincoln: *gulps* Better hurry! They’re coming!
2555Lisa: Understood!
2556*Lisa starts to work as fast as she can*
2557Lisa: *just in the nick of time* Aha! It's finished!
2558Lincoln: Alright!
2559
2560Lily: Poo-Poo!
2561*Lisa adds her concoction into the water. Across the park, the water evaporates and bursts into pink smoke. The bodies begin screaming and fall to the ground. At a nearby graveyard, several corpses begin shrieking in their graves.*
2562Epidemic!Lynn Sr.: *convulsing on the ground* Hear me, children, and listen well. You may think you have won tonight, but I assure you, there are much more dangerous entities than myself out there. Mark my words, your desire to "help" shall only lead you to destruction. 
2563Lisa: We know that. We've already encountered one of them. And pretty much the same thing happened.
2564Epidemic: ...Oh. *collapses*
2565Lisa: ...Father?
2566*Lynn Sr. sits up, seemingly back to normal.*
2567Lynn Sr.: Ugh, what happened?
2568Lincoln and Lisa: *happily* DAD! *hug Lynn Sr.*
2569Lily: Dada! *also hugs Lynn Sr.*
2570*Meanwhile, at the toolshed...*
2571Friendly John: It's... GONE?!
2572Lori: How did...?
2573
2574*Lori and Lola look at each other*
2575
2576Lori & Lola: Lisa!
2577Friendly John: But- this isn't- What sort of creature IS "Leesuh"?!
2578Lola: Lisa’s not a creature, she’s a human, and our sister!
2579Friendly John: I just... I... *breaks down crying tears of joy*
2580Lori and Lola: Awww... *give Friendly John a hug*
2581Lori: Let's go find the others.
2582*Later, Lori, Lola and Friendly John are looking for the other sisters*
2583*They come across Lincoln, Lisa, Lily, and Lynn Sr.*
2584Lincoln: Hey, guys!
2585*Negative Mickey emerges from a nearby pit where the water used ot be, with Zero hanging onto his neck for dear life.*
2586Negative Mickey: That... was harsh...
2587*Negative Mickey's head becomes detached*
2588Zero: Eep! *falls back into the pit*
2589Negative Mickey: Sorry...
2590Zero: *gives a thumbs-up, lying on its back and still holding Negative Mickey's head*
2591Zero: No problem! *puts Negative Mickey's head back on*
2592
2593Negative Mickey: Thanks. *gets out of the water*
2594Zero: You're welcome. *looks at Friendly John* Who are you?
2595Friendly John: Oh, uh, Friendly John.
2596Wily Wizard: Well, Friendly John, would you like to come stay with us? I have a much larger house which is pretty much devoid of... that sort of thing.
2597Friendly John: I, uh, would like that.
2598
2599Luan: *off-screen* Guys! You're okay!
2600Lincoln: Luan?
2601*Everyone sees Luan and the other sisters running towards them*
2602*The Louds all hug.*
2603Leni: ...Where's mom?
2604*They run back towards the toolshed.*
2605Rita: Ugh, my head...
2606Loud siblings: *happily* MOM!
2607
2608Lynn Sr.: *happily* HONEY!
2609*Lynn Sr. grabs Rita and begins hugging her while crying. Their kids soon join in.*
2610Rita: Calm down, guys, I’m fine!
2611Lana: ...It... It was just SO scary!
2612Lola: We thought you were gone forever!
2613Rita: It’s okay, I’m still here. *hugs her twin daughters *
2614
2615Lynn Sr.: Yeah, I wouldn’t be able to live with myself without my wife.
2616
2617Rita: Aw, Lynn... *kisses Lynn Sr. on the check*
2618Lily: Mama! *hugs Rita*
2619Rita: Lily! I'm glad you're okay, sweetie! *hugs Lily*
2620*The Louds all hug.*
2621*Wily Wizard and the others all watch the touching reunion*
2622Wily Wizard: *smiles*
2623*A moment passes*
2624Friendly John: *to the other Corrupti* ...So, what are you, exactly?
2625Wily Wizard: Just like you, Disney rejects.
2626Friendly John: ...What do you mean by that?
2627*The other Corrupti explain their collective story*
2628Friendly John: Wow... That must've been awful for you guys...
2629Wily Wizard: So, what's your story, if you don't mind our asking?
2630Friendly John: For a while, things were fine, but then, well, *gestures to where a pool used to be* THAT happened. Everyone left, or at least everyone he didn't... get. For some reason, he couldn't make me... like them, but I still couldn't leave. Whenever I tried to, he... he... *breaks down crying*
2631Loud siblings: Awww... *give Friendly John a hug*
2632Friendly John: *staring directly at Lisa* Are you... the "Leesuh"?
2633Lisa: *raises and eyebrow* “Leesah”?
2634Friendly John: ...Are you the one who made it go away?
2635Lisa: *gets it now* Oh, yes! I did! And for correction, my name is "Lisa."
2636Friendly John: *hugs Lisa* Thank you... Thank you so much, "Lisa"...
2637Lisa: *smiles* You're very welcome, Friendly John.
2638Lisa: ...Incidentally, how did you know that?
2639Friendly John: I could sense it.
2640Lori: I’m glad you got rid of it, Lisa.
2641
2642Lola: Yeah! Better than letting that thing torture Friendly John!
2643Wily Wizard: Now, let's get out of this area.
2644Everyone: Yeah.
2645
2646*Everyone leaves Disney's River Country*
2647Leni: So, what was that like?
2648Rita: It was horrible. We were fully aware of what that thing was doing, but we couldn't do anything to stop it.
2649Wily Wizard: Do you want to go back to the hotel room?
2650Rita: No, we're fine now, Wily.
2651Wily Wizard: *concerned* If you say so...
2652*Rita and Lynn Sr. were a little shaken up, but good to go!*
2653Wily Wizard: Alright, so where should we head next: Disney's Pop Century Resort, or The New Global Neighborhood?
2654Lisa: I believe we should go to Disney's Pop Century Resort.
2655
2656*Everyone agrees*
2657Wily Wizard: Alright then, let's head there!
2658Everyone: Right!
2659
2660*Everyone gets in Vanzilla, but it starts to feel crammed*
2661Wily Wizard: Perhaps it would be best to just walk.
2662Lynn Sr. Good idea.
2663
2664*Later...*
2665*...they arrive at Disney's Pop Century Resort.*
2666Wily Wizard: We’re here.
2667*They begin searching for the Wandering Entity.*
2668*After a while...*
2669*...they haven't found anything.*
2670Wily Wizard: Sheesh, nothing!
2671Zero: Maybe it wandered away?
2672Negative Mickey: I don’t think so, Zero.
2673Friendly John: Why not?
2674Negative Mickey: Well...
2675
2676*Suddenly, there was an Loud eerie sound*
2677Negative Mickey: There's that.
2678Leni: *scared* Who’s there?!
2679Lucy: We're here to help you, if you want it.
2680???: *shyly* You... want to... help me...?
2681????: I seek many things. Helping you aids in some of them.
2682???: Oh...
2683Wily Wizard: Could you come out, please? We won't hurt you!
2684
2685???: R-really? Oh... that makes me... a little better...
2686
2687*a shy looking Corrupti slowly comes out of hiding*
2688Wily Wizard: Hello, there. May I ask what happened here?
2689???: Well, um, do you know the word, “Corruptus”?
2690Lisa: Yes, although most of the ones we've encountered didn't. Why do you?
2691???: Um... I’ve had a really bad trauma with it...
2692Friendly John: Oh, dear. ...Would you like to talk about it?
2693Luan: And who was that other guy? His voice seemed... familiar.
2694???: Um... I don't know who he was... And... talking about that horrible trauma... *tears up* It's... It's... *starts to cry quietly*
2695Friendly John: It's alright if you don't want to talk about it. We can just continue on, if you'd like.
2696???: N-no, it’s fine... I know we just met, but all of you have been so kind to me. I’d feel awful if I didn’t help you out by telling you about it.
2697
2698Friendly John: Really? Thank you, um, what’s your name?
2699Wily Wizard: Yes, what should we call you?
2700???: I... don't know...
2701
2702Lola: Ooh! I know! Sakura!
2703
2704???: Sakura?
2705
2706Lola: Yeah! You're a girl, right?
2707
2708???: Yes...
2709
2710Lola: Then Sakura's the perfect name for you! It means "cherry blossoms", which are flowers! Here, I'll show you!
2711
2712*Lola shows the shy female Corrupti some cherry blossoms on her phone, she looks amazed*
2713
2714???: Wow, they're beautiful. *perks up* You know, I think I like the name, Sakura.
2715
2716Wily Wizard: That's what we should call you?
2717
2718Sakura: *smiles and nods* Yes.
2719
2720Wily Wizard: Alright, Sakura it is, then.
2721Friendly John: Anyway, Sakura, would you like to come with us?
2722Sakura: *smiles* I, um, love to.
2723Wily Wizard: Alright then, let us continue onward!
2724*They all leave Disney's Pop Century Resort. Shortly after, a yellow and purple jester appears in midair, wearing a heart-shaped mask with ten spikes on it.*
2725Dimentio: Sigh... Those 13 maniacs have become quite the thorn in our collective sides. I suppose now I'll just need to leave the past to itself, and worry about the future instead.
2726*Later...*
2727Wily Wizard: ...so basically, that's what happened.
2728Sakura: Oh, goodness. That’s sounds terrible.
2729Wily Wizard: That's why we're here. We're going to help all of the people that Disney has abandoned or locked away.
2730Sakura: Liked you helped me. *smiles* I will always be grateful.
2731Wily Wizard: *smiles back* Anyway, the last ones should be the Fiber Optic Worm and Digital Howl at The New Global Neighborhood attraction.
2732Sakura: Okay. Let’s go.
2733*They head off toward The New Global Neighborhood.*
2734*They soon arrive at The New Global Neighborhood.*
2735Wily Wizard: Alright, now let's find them.
2736*They thoroughly search the attraction, but fail to find anything.*
2737Lana: I don't think there's anything here.
2738Lincoln: Yeah...
2739Lisa: Wait! Didn't they say that these particular Corrupti had been "resolved" and "repurposed"?
2740Wily Wizard: Yes.
2741Lisa: Perhaps this means that Disney found some way to make use of them! And there wouldn't be much use for them in an abandoned attraction like this one, would there?
2742Lincoln: So, where do you think they might be?
2743Luna: Probably at the oldest place in this attraction.
2744*A moment passes.*
2745Lisa: ...I just said that there wouldn't be much use for them in a closed down attraction.
2746Lisa: Anyway, since these two were apparently made to work for Disney, they must be someplace where Disney's work got done.
2747Lisa: *looks uncomfortable* Well...
2748*Lisa explains where*
2749
2750Everyone: *shocked* WHAT?!
2751Lisa: At their studio in Burbank, California.
2752Sakura: Oh, my...
2753Rita: But that's all the way across the country!
2754Lynn: How do we even get there?!
2755Lori: Are you literally sure it isn't anywhere at this park?
2756Lisa: Afraid not...
2757All the Louds (minus Lisa): Hoo, boy.
2758Sakura: Eep...
2759
2760Wily Wizard: *sighs* This will he a handful...
2761
2762Friendly John, Negative Mickey, Zero: Agreed...
2763*They head to the car.*
2764*5 days later...*
2765*They get out of the car.*
2766Lynn Sr.: Well, here we are.
2767*Everyone is standing in front of a giant building*
2768Wily Wizard: Let's go.
2769*They go inside.*
2770*They start to walk around*
2771Friendly John: *pointing at one specific door* In there. I sense something.
2772*They go inside. In the room is nothing but a computer terminal.*
2773Lisa: Interesting. *turns the computer terminal on*
2774Wily Wizard: Whatta ya got, Lisa?
2775Lisa: Let's see here...
2776*Lisa looks up something*
2777Lisa: Aha! *pulls up a map of the studio*
2778Wily Wizard: Great going, Lisa!
2779Lisa: Thanks. *downloads the map to her phone* Now, one more thing... *Searches for the term "CORRUPTUS"*
2780*She finds it*
2781*Several different pages come up, talking about the situation from every angle imaginable.*
2782Everyone: Woah...
2783Wily Wizard: They really did know about this.
2784Sakura: Gosh...
2785Lucy: *downloads all the files to her phone* We'll be wanting these.
2786Lisa: Agreed.
2787*The terminal begins glitching out, producing noises which did not sound like a wolf's howl, but are definitely something which a person would describe as "howling".*
2788Lincoln: What the heck?!
2789Terminal: *distorted to the point of barely being recognizable* HELP... US... 
2790*The terminal stops glitching out, revealing it back on the map screen, except that now one of the rooms is a different color.*
2791Sakura: Oh my goodness! Did you all hear that?
2792Leni: OMGosh...
2793Lincoln: Those were the last of them, right? It looked like they were calling for help!
2794Lisa: Well, there's still the "Unidentified Avian Species" at the Treasure Island resort, but yes, that is definitely what it sounded like.
2795Lola: Wow...
2796Lincoln: It looks like they've marked a specific location. Maybe we should head there?
2797Wily Wizard: Agreed. Let's move people!
2798*They head toward the marked room.*
2799*They go inside*
2800*They see what appears to be a massive computer, with countless different cables of all types sticking out of it. A few seem to be wriggling furiously.*
2801Everyone: Wow...
2802*Lisa walks over to the computer and types "Hello?"*
2803*the computer makes a static noise, then there was a pained voice*
2804Computer: HELP... US... FREE... US...
2805Wily Wizard: We know! But where are you held captive?
2806Lisa: *typing* How?
2807*The screen changes to an image of the computer with its wires being pulled out as the wriggling cables begin to wriggle even more furiously.*
2808*Leni notices the cables wriggling, she gets nervous*
2809
2810Leni: *nervously* Um, guys?
2811
2812Lisa: Not now, Leni!
2813Leni: GUYS!
2814Lisa: *sighs* What is it, Leni?
2815Leni: *points at the wriggling cables* What sort of wires are those?
2816Lisa: Those are... *realization* ...fiber-optic cables.
2817Leni: Fiber-optic cables?
2818*Everyone notices how the cables are wriggling and remember how the CORRUPTUS document mentioned about a "Fiber Optic Worm".*
2819Lori: Is that the... Fiber Optic Worm?
2820Wily Wizard: Worms, I think.
2821Lori: Right, worms.
2822
2823Lisa: Could be...
2824
2825*One cable wriggled so hard, it care out of the computer with a loud snap*
2826*The screen flashes a bit, and the howling noise grows weaker.*
2827*Then, every cable starts to snap off the computer*
2828*The screen goes dead.*
2829Lynn: Uh... what happened?
2830
2831*The cables all hiss icily*
2832Wily Wizard: ...Hello?
2833*The cables then slither over to the group while hissing maliciously*
2834*Everyone takes a step back involuntarily.*
2835Lana: Well... *gulps* They're DEFINITELY not friendly...
2836
2837*The cables roar and launch themselves at the group, each opening their mouth to reveal razor-sharp teeth*
2838Wily Wizard: *casts a shielding spell* Come now! I know you must be upset. I can't imagine what they might have done with you, but please understand! We came here to HELP you!
2839*The cables don't listen and start banging on the shield while snarling*
2840Wily Wizard: ...I'm sorry. *warps the group back out to the front of the studio*
2841Everyone: *shocked* What the?!
2842Wily Wizard: *sadly* Let's just go.
2843Lisa: Wait. *checks everyone* Where's Sakura?
2844
2845*Everyone looks around and notice that Sakura is gone*
2846
2847Rita: You're right, Lisa. Sakura is gone!
2848
2849Wily Wizard: But I warped everyone out of there, unless...
2850
2851*Everyone realizes in horror*
2852
2853Everyone: SHE WENT BACK IN THERE!!!
2854
2855*back in the room, Sakura nervously walks over to the cables, they notice her and hiss*
2856
2857Sakura: Um... excuse me, cables? We were... um... trying to help... all of you... Could you let us... uh... help you? If that's okay with you...
2858
2859*The cables hiss and lunge at Sakura, she shrieked as she jumped away from the cables. She then sighs*
2860
2861Sakura: Okay then... You leave me with no choice...
2862
2863*as the cables prepared to lunge at Sakura again, she took a deep breath and began to sing*
2864
2865"There's music in the treetops,"
2866
2867"And there's music in the vale,
2868And all around me music fills the sky."
2869
2870"There's music by the river,
2871And there's music in the grass,
2872And the music makes your heart soar in joy..."
2873
2874*Sakura sang with the most beautiful voice anyone has ever heard. In fact, it was so pure, the cables calmed down from the beautiful sound, all of their fury was gone. After a while Sakura finished her song*
2875
2876Sakura: *smiles* Thank you for listening. *curtsies*
2877
2878*The cable, now completely calm, slither up to Sakura, they hiss gently and nuzzle her, making her giggle.
2879
2880Sakura: *giggles* Oh, it's okay, I forgive all off you.
2881*The others burst in.*
2882Wily Wizard: Are you alright?!
2883Sakura: *smiles* Oh, I'm fine, Wily.
2884Friendly John: *notices that the Fiber Optic Worms have calmed down* What's become of them?
2885Sakura: Oh, I, um... sang a really good song... and the worms liked it so much, they've calmed down. 
2886Negative Mickey: ...Alright, then.
2887*the worms all hiss*
2888
2889Sakura: Oh, and they're sorry for attacking us.
2890*One of the worms squirms over to the computer and plugs itself in. A sheet of paper prints out of the machine, and then the worm unplugs itself.*
2891Paper: We apologize. It becomes difficult to think when that many of our number interface simultaneously with the same device.
2892Wily Wizard: That's okay
2893
2894Negative Mickey: Yeah, it's cool now.
2895Wily Wizard: So, now that that's resolved, would you like to come back with us?
2896Worm: *prints paper* Yes we will.
2897Wily Wizard: Alright then, let's head back.
2898*Everyone leaves the studio*
2899*They head to the car.*
2900Rita: Where to next, Wily?
2901Wily Wizard: First of all, let's head back to the mansion. We've been traveling for a while now, and since the last one is in the Bahamas, I imagine that at least some of you are going to want to stay behind.
2902Lincoln: Good idea.
2903*Everyone arrives back in Royal Woods*
2904*They pull up to the mansion. Wily Wizard, Negative Mickey, Zero, Friendly John, Sakura, and the Fiber Optic Worms all get out. The Louds drive off back to their own house.*
2905Wily Wizard: Well, here we are.
2906Sakura: You have a very lovely home, Wily.
2907Zero: *pointing at the dollar sign topiary in the front yard* What's that?
2908Wily Wizard: Something the previous owner left behind. I've been thinking about replacing it with something more... me. Or us, I suppose.
2909Negative Mickey: I would say a portrait.
2910Wily Wizard: I think a statue would probably work better.
2911Negative Mickey: ...Isn't that a type of portrait?
2912Wily Wizard: Eh, 50-50.
2913https://static.tumblr.com/1034b1583e29734770e231e2488b0897/msobgko/NMRo61mpr/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640.jpg
2914Negative Mickey: *having just finished hanging up his costumes in the 2-story coat closet and looking around at the still available hooks* Well, I've moved in.
2915Zero: *sitting in the middle of the walk-in freezer* I like this place.
2916Sakura: *sitting on the couch* I'm already comfortable.
2917
2918Friendly John: Yeah, It's cozy.
2919
2920Fiber Worms: *on paper* And more suitable.
2921Wily Wizard: I'm glad you all like it.
2922Negative Mickey: So, anything to discuss about, or do we relax?
2923Wily Wizard: We know of one more CORRUPTUS incident, that being the "Unidentified Avian Species" at the Treasure Island resort in Baker's Bay in the Bahamas. I'll be heading out there soon. If any of you would like to come along, you're more than welcome to. If you'd rather stay here, maybe explore the town, that's alright too.
2924Sakura: I like to stay here. I would love to meet a lot of new people in Royal Woods.
2925Zero: I'll stay, too. This place seems really interesting.
2926Friendly John: I'd like to come with you.
2927Negative Mickey: You ain't leaving me behind.
2928Fiber Optic Worm 00010010: *through printer* I wish to stay behind. This place seems far too interesting.
2929Fiber Optic Worm 00011010: *through tablet* I would like to accompany you.
2930*The other 62 Fiber Optic Worms gather around the printer, indicating that they also wish to stay behind.*
2931Wily Wizard: Excellent! Then it's settled.
2932Wily Wizard: I'll go see if any of the Louds would like to accompany us.
2933*At the Loud House*
2934*CJ, Lincoln, Luan, Lola, Lana, and Lisa are playing a pretend game. CJ, Lincoln, and Lana are all wearing cowboy hats. Lola and Lisa are wearing antennae headbands, with Lola also wearing a crown and carrying a scepter. Luan is wearing a bucket with eye-holes cut into it, with a pair of safety goggles over them.*
2935Queen Lorla: Cowboys! Surrender your ranch to Queen Lorla of the Zorlan Empire!
2936"Frog-Leg" Lana: NEVER! Ya'll may take our lives, but ye'll never take our spittin' hole! *spits in the hole*
2937Engineer Lisalon: Then you leave us no choice! Luan-bot 9000, *points dramatically* ATTACK!
2938Luan-Bot 9000: *robot voice* Bleep! Bloop! Time to get in GEAR! *laughs, dropping the robot voice* Get it? 
2939*CJ laughs, everyone else groans.*
2940Luan-Bot 9000: *resumes the robot voice, begins marching toward the cowboys* ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!
2941*Lincoln, CJ, and Lana point at Luan and make finger guns while saying "BANG!" repeatedly.*
2942*Everyone then heard the doorbell*
2943Luan: *answers the door* Hello?
2944Wily Wizard: Hey, guys. *sees the pretend game* Oh, did I interrupt something?
2945Lincoln: We were playing "Cowboys Vs. Aliens".
2946Wily Wizard: Ohhhh, I've always liked that film.
2947CJ: There was a film?
2948Wily Wizard: Yeah.
2949Luan: Huh. We'll have to check that out some time. Anyway, what brings you over here?
2950Wily Wizard: Well, I'm about to go get the last Disney corrupti. Anyone want to come?
2951Lucy: *appears out of nowhere, scaring everyone* I'd like to come.
2952Lisa: I'll come too. Any chance to see these anomalies in action is always welcome. *glances at Lincoln, CJ, and Lana* Plus, I don't really like our chances here.
2953Leni: *coming downstairs* Hey, what are you all talking about?
2954Luan: Wily's gonna go find the last Disney corrupti, he's asking if any of us want to come with him.
2955Leni: I'll come! I saw what they did, and nobody deserves to be left like that.
2956Lana: I'm in too!
2957Wily Wizard: Alright, anyone else?
2958*After a moment*
2959
2960Lincoln: I think everyone's decided.
2961Lisa: We should probably consult our parental units first.
2962Lincoln: Ah, right.
2963*They go off to consult the parents.*
2964*They soon explain to Rita and Lynn Sr.*
2965Rita: ...Well, we haven't really been feeling well since that incident at the water park...
2966Lynn Sr.: And you'd need someone with a driver's license, so...
2967Lori: I could take them.
2968Lynn Sr.: *sigh* Okay, Lori.
2969
2970Rita: Just be safe, alright?
2971Lori: We've literally fought an insane reality-warping polygon, a sadistic zombie plague, and an army of some of the most horrifying abominations in all of fiction, and we still came out on top. I'm sure we'll be fine with whatever this is.
2972Rita: We know. It’s just... we don’t want to lose our kids...
2973Leni: *walks over and hugs them* We'll be alright.
2974Lynn Sr.: Okay, Leni.
2975Rita: Good luck.
2976Wily Wizard: Is everybody ready?
2977
2978Lincoln, Lisa, Lana, Lucy, Leni, Lori: Ready?
2979Wily Wizard: Ready to head out?
2980Lori: We should literally pack first.
2981Friendly John: ...As opposed to metaphorically packing?
2982Lisa: You could say that.
2983
2984*they head upstairs to pack*
2985https://www.dafont.com/forum/attach/orig/1/0/101906.jpg
2986*Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Lucy, Lana, and Lisa have finished packing*
2987Wily Wizard: Ready?
2988Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Lucy, Lana, Lisa: Ready!
2989Wily Wizard: Then let's head out!
2990*They all head to the airport.*
2991*Later, they board an airplane. The rest of the Louds and corrupti are watching from below*
2992Luna: Later, dudes!
2993Lola: Try not to get killed-- I still need someone to operate to operate my robot!
2994Luan: Tell us about it when you get back!
2995
2996Lynn: Yeah! What Luan said!
2997
2998Lily: Poo-Poo!
2999
3000Sakura: Please be safe!
3001
3002Zero: Find something amazing!
3003
3004Fiber Worms: *on paper* Happy travels!
3005
3006Rita and Lynn Sr.: Good luck!
3007*Lori, Leni, Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Wily Wizard, Friendly John, Negative Mickey and Fiber Optic Worm 00011010 can be seen waving at them from the plane.*
3008*the plane starts to take off*
3009*Everyone watches as the plane takes off, secretly hoping that they really will see them all again.*
3010Zero: ...So, is there anything especially interesting in this town?
3011Luna: Totally, dude!
3012Sakura: Could you show us?
3013Lola: Sure thing!
3014Luan: How about the Chortle Portal? I'm sure it'll be a "gas"! *laughs* Get it?
3015*Zero bursts out laughing*
3016*The Louds begin talking about various places and people in Royal Woods, as the Corrupti listen with rapt attention.*
3017*Meanwhile, on the airplane*
3018Lincoln: So, what do we know about this one?
3019Lucy: Well, Disney claimed that this resort closed down due to the sand interfering with their boats, and, as the author of the creepypasta put it, because "foreigners are lazy".
3020Lana: I hate lazy...
3021Lisa: To be fair, that was probably just an excuse.
3022Leni: Really?
3023Lisa: It's not like Disney WANTED this sort of thing getting out...
3024Leni: Oh.
3025Lucy: Anyway, the official document says that the area was plagued by "Extreme agitation/inappropriate activity" by vultures, as well as "Mild to moderate agitation/inappropriate human activity". It's worth noting, someone actually went here and wrote a blog post about the things they saw. It didn't really mention anything anomalous... Wait.
3026Lori: What?
3027Lucy: *looking at a copy of the CORRUPTUS document* I just realized. This one is also described as having been "Resolved", although they still say that it was abandoned.
3028Lori: Does that mean some people still go there?
3029Lisa: Nobody goes there normally, but there's nothing STOPPING people from going there, provided they're willing to rent their own boat.
3030Wily Wizard: Lisa’s right.
3031Lincoln: ...Then wouldn't someone have SEEN something?
3032Lucy: The Treasure Island Corruptus was described as an "Unidentified Avian Species".
3033Leni: It’s a bird?
3034Lisa: A species of birds, to be exact.
3035Lana: Whoa...
3036*The plane arrives.*
3037Negative Mickey: We’re here!
3038*They get out of the plane.*
3039Louds: Wow...
3040*They leave the airport.*
3041Lori: Alright, where do we head first?
3042Wily Wizard: Well, we'll be needing a boat.
3043Lana: I see a harbor.
3044Wily Wizard: Alright, let's go there!
3045*They head to the harbor*
3046Wily Wizard: Alright, now let's get a boat.
3047Lana: This one looks good.
3048*The boat Lana was looking at was big enough for all of them*
3049Wily Wizard: That should work.
3050*They rent that boat and head out to Treasure Island.*
3051Leni: We know what to expect there, right?
3052Lisa: Not really, although this is probably going to be one heck of a search.
3053Lori: Yeah...
3054*They arrive at the island.*
3055Lucy: Here we are.
3056*They search the island, but fail to find anything.*
3057Lori: *annoyed* Ugh! We've literally found nothing!
3058Lisa: We knew it wouldn't be easy to find, otherwise that blogger would have found it.
3059Lucy: *staring up at the crow's nest* ...Perhaps not.
3060Leni: Why not, Lucy?
3061Lucy: *points up at the crow's nest* He couldn't get up there.
3062*Everyone looks up at the crow's nest*
3063Lincoln: How do WE get up there?
3064Lana: I dunno.
3065Wily Wizard: I have an idea.
3066Lincoln: What is it?
3067Wily Wizard: Kooloo-Limpah!
3068*Balloons appear on several nearby boards, causing them to float into such a position that they form a spiral staircase leading up to the crow's nest.*
3069Everyone: Wow!
3070Wily Wizard: Well, up we go!
3071*Everyone starts to go up the stairs*
3072*At the top of the crow's nest, they encounter an owl nest.*
3073Lisa: Argh, it's just a nest of Glaucidium mooreorum!
3074Wily Wizard: What?
3075Lisa: Glaucidium mooreorum, the Pernambuco pygmy owl. A species of owl which was discovered in 2002... *realization* three years after this resort had been closed... due to the presence of an "Unidentified Avian Species"...
3076Lori: So, the "Unidentified Avian Species" is a pygmy owl?
3077
3078Lisa: Correct.
3079Lucy: So, there isn't actually a Corruptus here?
3080Lisa: It would seem not.
3081Wily Wizard: ...So we came all the way out here for nothing?
3082Lisa: I wouldn't say that. The Pernambuco pygmy owl is a critically endangered species, and this makes us the first people to see one's nest.
3083Lana: Plus, I filled the safe with coconuts and resealed it!
3084Leni: Maybe the owl is the Corruptus.
3085Friendly John: *to the owl* Hello? Are you sapient?
3086*The owl just stares at Friendly John without saying anything. Nobody notices as Lori takes a photo of the nest and the owl.*
3087Leni: Mr. Owl? Would you like to come with us?
3088*The owl points its talons at Leni, making everyone panic. Wily Wizard quickly lowers everyone back down to ground level, and the owl seems to lose interest.*
3089Leni: I don't think he liked me...
3090Lisa: I think it just felt threatened. Owls don't like it when people come too close to their nest.
3091Lana: True...
3092Lisa: In any case, it seems like this one is perfectly happy where it is.
3093Lincoln: Guess this was a bust, huh?
3094
3095Lana: Yeah... *looks at Lori, who is shocked* Lori?
3096
3097Lori: Guys... Look up...
3098
3099*Everyone looks up, and much to their shock, they see an even bigger Pygmy owl, and it looked like a Corruptus.
3100Lincoln: *nervous* ...You mentioned that owls don't like it when you go near their nests?
3101Lisa: *also nervous* Affirmative.
3102*The giant owl leers at them threateningly. Lori takes another picture.*
3103Lisa: ...I think this is a matter for the Bahamas National Trust to deal with, don't you?
3104Wily Wizard: ...Right. Let's head back now.
3105*They all run for the boat. The owls just watch them scramble off, seemingly content that their nest is no longer being disturbed.*
3106*at the boat*
3107Lincoln: So, what's the plan now?
3108Lisa: We'll tell the local authorities what we saw, give them our contact information (in case they need our expertise), and then head back home.
3109Lana: Are you sure they'll believe... *thinks about the past nine weeks* Never mind.
3110Lori: I got photos.
3111Wily Wizard: That should work.
3112Lisa: Wait, you got pictures?
3113Lori: Yep! Wanna see? *shows everyone the pictures*
3114Negative Mickey: Nice pics, Lori!
3115
3116Lori: Thanks!
3117
3118*They hear the owl hooting loudly*
3119*Wily Wizard pulls out a telescope and looks back at the island. The giant owl has flown over to the entertainment stage and seems to be spewing what appear to be owl pellets all around it.*
3120Leni: What’s it doing, Wily?
3121Wily Wizard: ...It's at the stage. It seems to be... spewing something.
3122*The owl Corruptus notices them and flies over to the boat*
3123Wily Wizard: *turns pale* Speed up the boat.
3124Lori: *turning pale* It's literally after us, isn't it?
3125Wily Wizard: It would seem like it.
3126*Lana shakes violently*
3127*Leni lets out a scream of horror, while Lisa and Lucy gulp*
3128
3129Lincoln: *terrified* GO GO GO!
3130
3131*The boat rides away as fast as it could go. The Corruptus owl is in hot pursuit without showing any signs of fatigue*
3132*Lana shakes violently again.*
3133Lincoln: Lana, what’s wrong?
3134*Lana pulls out a violently shaking coconut.*
3135*The coconut suddenly grows several inches in diameter.*
3136Negative Mickey: ...We should probably get that off the boat.
3137Lana: On it.
3138*Lana throws the coconut overboard.*
3139>The coconut lands in the water and starts floating.
3140>The Corruptus owl seems to lose all interest in the boat and flies toward the coconut.
3141>The coconut swells to the size of a small boulder, and bursts open.
3142>The bottom half of the coconut is still floating, and is full of owlets.
3143>The Corruptus owl begins carefully towing it back to shore.
3144*the group saw it all*
3145
3146Lana: Ohhhhh, the coconut was an egg!
3147Lisa: I think it was more like an egg CASE, seeing as it contained more than one owlet.
3148Lori: No wonder it was chasing us.
3149*Wily Wizard uses the telescope to look back at the island. Most of the owl pellets have cracked or are cracking open to reveal more coconuts.*
3150Fiber Optic Worm 00011010: *via tablet* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoMiYklHvjk
3151Lisa: ...Please tell me someone was recording that.
3152Lori: No worries, Lisa. I got it.
3153Lisa: I think we may have just discovered a new species.
3154Lincoln: What should we call it?
3155*A moment passes.*
3156Lucy: How about, the "Discovery Owl"?
3157Friendly John: I like it.
3158
3159Negative Mickey: Yeah.
3160Lincoln: Sounds great.
3161*Everyone agrees.*
3162Wily Wizard: Discovery Owl it is then.
3163Lisa: *squees* We're going to be famous!
3164Leni: I know!
3165Lana: Wait, aren't we already famous?
3166Lincoln: Yeah, why are you asking, Lana?
3167Lisa: ...We're going to be even MORE famous!
3168Leni: Yay!
3169*They reach the shore.*
3170Lori: Phew, made it back.
3171Lisa: Alright, now let's report this!
3172*Later...*
3173Lisa: *talking over the phone to a colleague of hers in the field of zoology* ...So, that's what happened!
3174Colleague: Lisa, that is incredible!
3175Lisa: We got footage, too! *sends them the pictures and video*
3176Colleagues: Got em’, Lisa!
3177Lisa: We've decided to call it the "Discovery Owl".
3178Colleague: Great name, Lisa!
3179Lisa: It was my sister Lucy's idea.
3180*Lucy smiles*
3181Colleague: ...Wait, so how many of those coconut-like egg cases did you see it produce?
3182Leni: ...Yeah, how many were there again?
3183Lisa: ...Did we get a recording of that, specifically?
3184Wily Wizard: I saw it. They were all over the stage.
3185Leni: Well, how many, Wily?
3186Wily Wizard: I didn't really take the time to do a proper count, but there were definitely a lot of them. I'd say at least a few dozen.
3187Lisa: *on the phone* A dozen chicks!
3188Wily Wizard: Actually, a FEW dozen of those coconut-like egg cases. The one of which we saw hatch contained several chicks, if I recall correctly.
3189Lisa: My mistake, a FEW dozen chicks.
3190Wily Wizard: *slightly annoyed* A few dozen EGG CASES. The one of which we saw hatch, again, contained enough chicks to fill a coconut the size of a small boulder at least halfway.
3191Lisa: *annoyed herself* Ugh! Dang it! I'm messing up because I've never been this excited! *facepalms*
3192Friendly John: *puts a hand on Lisa's shoulder* It's an understandable mistake to make. Although there's something about all this that doesn't seem quite right.
3193Negative Mickey: What makes you say that, John?
3194Friendly John: So, one of those coconut-like egg cases contained several chicks.
3195Negative Mickey: Yeah.
3196Friendly John: And there are several dozen of those coconut-like egg cases?
3197Negative Mickey: Yeah.
3198Friendly John: I admit I'm not really familiar with how animals make more animals, but that seems like a LOT of chicks.
3199*The Louds' eyes widen in realization.*
3200Lincoln: Lana... How many coconuts did you snag...?
3201Lana: Just the one.
3202Leni: That's a relief.
3203Negative Mickey: But you're right, John. It sounds like there's going to be a lot of chicks.
3204Leni: Yeah. A lot of chicks that are gonna grow up into... *realization; eyes widen in terror* I don't think they're all gonna fit on the island...
3205*Everyone’s eyes also widen in terror*
3206
3207Lori: Oh, boy...
3208Lisa: To be fair, there are many species, mainly those of the superclass Osteichthyes, street name: bony fish, which tend to produce a great number of offspring at a time. Usually, only a few of them reach adulthood.
3209Lincoln: True...
3210Lisa: That being said, species with this trait usually tend to leave their offspring untended.
3211Leni: You mean they don't care?
3212Lisa: The offspring of such species can usually be relied on to take care of themselves. Or at least, enough are born at once for it to be probable that at least two are able to take care of themselves.
3213Leni: Aww, that’s sad for me...
3214Lisa: My point is that the behavior we witnessed quite definitively did not fit that description.
3215Lucy: Agreed.
3216Lisa: All in all, we're left with a great many unanswered questions regarding the Discovery Owl's life cycle.
3217Wily Wizard: Quite so...
3218Colleague: Indeed. This will definitely require more research.
3219Lisa: Agreed.
3220Colleague: So, how do you propose we go about it?
3221Lisa: I'll have to think about it.
3222Colleague: Alright, let me know when you think of something. 
3223Lisa: Okay.
3224*The call terminates.*
3225Lincoln: Any idea what’s next?
3226Lisa: It looks like we have a presentation to plan. Though for now, it would probably be best to return home.
3227Wily Wizard: Let’s do it.
3228*They head back to the airport.*
3229Lana: Well, at least the trip here wasn’t a total bust.
3230Wily Wizard: Indeed. This will certainly make quite the story.
3231*They board the plane home.*
3232*The plane takes off and flies back to Royal Woods*
3233Lincoln: *to the audience* Well, it looks like we won't be bringing anyone new home this time, but I'd still say that this was quite the trip.
3234*Back in Royal Woods*
3235Lola: *standing in front of a chalkboard with a picture of a gas mask on it* ...So you see, THAT'S what a gas mask is. Understand?
3236Zero: I guess, but there's still one thing that doesn't make sense.
3237Lynn Sr.: What's that?
3238Zero: If you know the air is poisoned, why don't you just stop inhaling it?
3239Luna: It’s not that easy, Zero.
3240Luan: *grumbling to herself* ...If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke...
3241*They hear the phone ring*
3242Rita: *answering the phone* Hello?
3243Lincoln: *answering the phone* Hi, mom! We’re back!
3244Rita: Oh, welcome back! Do you need a ride back from the airport?
3245Lincoln: Yes, please!
3246Rita: Okay, we'll be right over! *hangs up* Hey, everyone! They're back from the Bahamas!
3247Luna, Luan, Lola: *happy* Hooray!
3248Lynn: Let's go pick them up!
3249Lola: Yeah!
3250*They get in the car and head to the airport.*
3251*They soon arrive*
3252Lincoln: Hey guys!
3253Rita: Welcome Back, everybody!
3254*The Louds all hug.*
3255Wily Wizard: Nice to be home, guys.
3256
3257Sakura: I'm glad you're okay.
3258Lola: So, what were the Bahamas like?
3259Zero: How's the new Corruptus?
3260Wily Wizard: We'll tell you all about it when we get to the Loud House.
3261Zero: Alright.
3262*At the Loud House*
3263Lisa: ...So that's what happened.
3264Zero: Does this mean we won't be getting a new one?
3265Wily Wizard: Afraid not, guys, these ones are happy where they are.
3266Zero: *disappointed* Oh.
3267Sakura: The chicks must’ve been so cute!
3268Lori: Yeah. *shows them all the photos and the video*
3269Sakura: *gushing* Awwww!
3270Lynn: So, it poops coconuts?
3271Lucy: Sort of.
3272Lisa: The coconuts seem to be more like egg sacs.
3273Luna: Egg sacs?
3274Lisa: A special case in which certain species store large numbers of their eggs until they hatch.
3275Lola: Wow!
3276Lisa: Indeed.
3277Leni: Yeah, that trip was something we’ll never forget.
3278Rita: I can imagine.
3279Lynn Sr.: All of us can.
3280Zero: ...So, now what?
3281Lynn: Yeah, what do we do now?
3282Lisa: Well, I'm going to begin preparing a presentation on the Discovery Owl.
3283Wily Wizard: I'll be assisting.
3284Lisa: After that, we'll see about organizing a research trip.
3285Wily Wizard: Agreed.
3286Rita: Really? After all that, you're planning on going BACK?!
3287Lisa: Too many unanswered questions. Science is a demanding mistress.
3288Wily Wizard: Yes, it is.
3289Rita: If you say so...
3290Lisa: No worries, Mother. We’ll proceed with extreme caution.
3291*A moment passes. Rita grabs Lisa and hugs her.*
3292Rita: I just... really don’t want to lose any of my kids... *sniffles*
3293Lisa: Don't worry. We'll be careful.
3294*Lisa hugs Rita*
3295*Lynn Sr. hugs them as well.*
3296*The siblings join in*
3297*Wily Wizard also hugs them.*
3298*The other Corruptus watch the sweet scene*
3299Lisa: Anyway, it's going to be a while before then.
3300Wily Wizard: Yeah.
3301Lisa: There's still a lot of planning we'll need to do first.
3302Wily Wizard: I’ll get planning.
3303Lisa: And honestly, after an experience like that, I think I'd like to take a short break before anything else.
3304Lori: Good idea.
3305*They all go off to do their own things.*
3306*Later...*
3307*Lincoln is sitting on his bed, reading a comic in his victory undies.*
3308Lincoln: *to audience* Well, it's been an eventful nine weeks, but I think things have gotten as far back to normal as they're gonna. At least for now, anyway. *thinks back on all the things which have happened* But you know, I don't really think I want anymore normal than this. It really has been quite an experience. We've made new friends, *cut to the Corrupti partying at Corruptus Mansion* been reunited with old ones, *cut to the Casagrande family setting up their new bodega* discovered a new species, *cut to the Discovery Owl gently helping its owlets out of the shell and back onto shore* and even saved the world! *cut to Bill's statue as Dimentio appears in front of it*  Of course, everyone's also probably been traumatized, but there's always a trade-off to these things. *beat* ...You know, the world is really a much bigger place than most people think it is. There's a lot we don't know about it. Places nobody has ever explored, and things no one has ever tired. And sometimes, that can be scary. But when you find something new, there's no experience quite like it. Perhaps some time, you should go out and do a little exploring of your own. *smiles* You never know what you might find.
3309THE END