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1List of Quotes, Numbered, for shovda's Streambot
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42. "If you can't be great, try to at least be unique." - shovda
54. "I'll forgive your singing on account of your dank Mercy play" (to shovda)- NoHouse
65. "No coincidence that DPS could also be short for dipstick." - shovda
76. "It's about time for somebody to be dead" - shovda
88. "Dysfunction is relative" - shovda
910. "Shut up hat man" - shovda
1011. "i'D sAy ThAt tHe cOmFoRt LeVeL oF A sOfA Is pReTtY uSeFuL" - shovda
1112. "Just when you think it can't get weirder, you put the rabbit in the goddamn spacesuit." - shovda
1213. "Tabula rasa or nah?" - shovda
1314. "You could always put Junpei's head on Phi's body." - manny_zero
1415. "I use smiles in my messages because I am holding back SO much rage." - shovda
1517. "I've shot tires before, with guns" - shovda
1618. "You know we're getting closer cuz the skulls are getting bigger." - shovda
1719. "Resurrections are temporary, cookies are forever." - LoZfan03
1820. "Quit lying. It's bad for your ribs" - shovda
1921. "Diamond is just a shinier bronze." - LoZfan03
2022. "If it takes a rez to start killing the enemy team, no rez will be enough." - LoZfan03
2123. "He shit the bed, and now you're lying in it with him" - LoZfan03
2224. "You dickhole. What a dick muncher. Although there is nothing wrong with eating penises." - shovda
2325. "Luigi has all the swag of a naked turkey" - shovda
2427. "I love it when I have a coupon for something already on sale." - LoZfan03
2529. "All I had to do was kick her in the neck a couple times" - shovda
2630. "https://pastebin.com/ZyKnX2Di" - LoZfan03
2731. "It's not just any character you can legitimately think 'I wish they stopped at incest.'" - LoZfan03
2832. "I am the sloth who grabs her own arm running from the forest fire and falls to her death." - shovda
2933. "I want to raise my very own Goofyturtle" - shovda
3034. "Fuck you Riku. I can fly." - shovda
3135. "Tell your mother I like her brain." - shovda
3236. "How do ducks even kiss?" - shovda
3337. "I'm feeling an immense oily doily in my sensorium." - shovda
3439. "If I were rich, I'd have somebody with a trumpet follow me around all day." - shovda
3540. "Sure you got your spacetime portal over here...but look at this ROCK!" - shovda
3641. "Nobody expects the scarab inquisition" - LoZfan03
3742. "Give me your bird body" - shovda
3843. "I want your hat and then I want your body" - shovda
3944. "DAMMIT FLARP" - Everybody
4045. "This is going to be the 3rd ugliest circle I've ever made." - shovda
4146. "Don't shoot yourself if you want to live" - shovda
4247. "Hey, it's Riku. I know those legs." - shovda
4348. "Hey, limp Riku doll, what's up?" - shovda
4449. "Thank you for your corpse" - shovda
4551. "Mickey, why is your body so small and your heart so big?" - shovda
4652. "EVEN THIS GUY HAS A ZIPPER" - shovda
4753. "HE'S ALREADY A CAT" - shovda
4854. "This isn't a minigame, it's hell." - shovda
4955. "I want pantspants back" - shovda
5056. "You look like a side character from Zoolander" - shovda
5160. "That's the 5th stupidest design in this series, but that's saying something!!" - shovda
5261. "I'm not on fire. I AM the fire." - shovda
5362. "It's the internet, even videos of puppies playing have comments that justify the need for feminism." - LoZfan03
5464. "Wait is that my tentancle monster?" - shovda
5565. "Let me whomperstomp you" - shovda
5666. "Who wants to drink my feet?" - shovda
5767. "His text says kappa but his heart says no kappa." - LoZfan03
5868. "I'm not aroused, so at least I can be proud of that." - shovda
5969. "hey we're coming up to a quote milestone. it has to be something special" - flarpfreak
6070. "We need Doot Doot and Mr Skeltal on the same team" - shovda
6172. "my favorite part about Jabu Jabu is when we don't pan to his face as he births us" - LoZfan03
6273. "Beating a troll level in Mario Maker is essentially the video game equivalent of a hate-fuck" - shovda
6374. "Look at that guy, we could ride him around!" - shovda
6475. "I'm a feet person" - shovda
6576. "I'm a feet person" - LoZfan03
6677. "If you bounce it off your head, can it then land on a ghost?" - shovda
6778. "I hate everything" - shovda
6879. "Now all we have to do is put this mole in yellow tights" - shovda
6980. "If I were Jack Black, I'd be a different Jack Black" - shovda
7081. "We get to be a fly stuck in a pachinko machine" - shovda
7182. "Words are just faces with mouths where their eyes should be" - shovda
7283. "Now, I've never been hobgoblining at a toga part, but I can't say I'd be opposed" - shovda
7384. "I know about Wiz Khalifa and Mia Khalifa..." - shovda
7485. "Hi, spit at me please" - shovda
7586. "I've been a bad, bad kitty in my life" - shovda
7687. "We're getting into some heavy theory, but I think we have to wall jump here" - shovda
7788. "I can't just shave my head and become the son of Zeus" - shovda
7889. "Whatever...oh shit not whatever!!!" - shovda
7990. "Welcome to the...shit!" - shovda
8091. "I'm not allowed to be a pirate" - shovda
8192. "And I really don't wanna slut shame an element today..." - shovda
8293. "Hit me...now die!!" - shovda
8396. "I think Luigi is the kind of guy who would go up to Walter White and say 'I AM the danger waaAAAH'" - shovda
8497. "You don't go to Twitch to meet socially well-adjusted people" - shovda
8599. "How's my ass taste, Baby Bowser? Sheeit" - shovda
86100. "I don't know why Bowser #3 keeps going predator on me" - shovda
87101. "I love throwing hammers back at people" - shovda
88102. "Out, out, damn Bowser!" - shovda
89103. "I had a little bit of hope when it wasn't immediately death" - shovda
90104. "This must be like the bagel.......thing" - shovda
91105. "I'm just saying I wouldn't mind seeing some fish on LSD" - shovda
92106. "The most important part of your butt is where it's not" - shovda
93107. "I wish I had the capacity for rage right now" - shovda
94110. "Mario must have unreal butt callouses" - puddingorc
95111. "It makes me think of a very particular kind of poop" - shovda
96112. "Bulletproof elves: live forever or die trying" - shovda
97114. "Why am I the way I am?" - shovda
98115. "Oh that's not what I want you to be shooting!" - shovda
99117. "I hope on day I can be cool enough to have a quote" - super_dante2001
100120. "I'm gonna name my first daughter Deverly and tell her all the Dev routes are for her" - LoZfan03
101121. "Be consistent with your lies, that's all I ask" - shovda
102123. "The character says Jampu. Why can I not Jampu?" - shovda
103124. "Chain chomps are the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off" - shovda
104125. "You've seen JBizzle levels, right? It's like he gave me fries straight out of the greaser, and I have to salt them myself" - shovda
105126. "This level is crap. And not even the good kind of crap" - shovda
106128. "RNG is my fetish" - shovda
107129. "There were a number of men named Sven in my family. They're dead now" - shovda
108130. "Ohhhh Jesus Crunchables!" - shovda
109131. "I've got a little bun in my shovden" - MissHans
110133. "dante is cooler than me" - AndDespair
111138. "You may not look like a truck, but I wanna bang you like one!" - shovda
112140. "You know what? It's a good thing I don't have any dignity" - shovda
113142. "Fuck your car, I'm Waluigi!" - shovda
114146. "Children aren't a responsibility if you don't want them to be" - shovda
115147. "shovda can you quote 'i can't imagine a ripped gopher?'" - toribugxox
116148. "you can tell a lot about a person by their bird beak nipples" - shovda
117149. "What a dick of a level!" - flarpfreak
118150. "Let us dance the dance of the boots ahahahahaaa!" - shovda
119151. "Two clown cars, one Mario!" - shovda
120152. "What do you mean DING DONG!?" - shovda
121153. "That almost flamed off my boo-boo" - shovda
122154. "That makes sense. And by 'that makes sense,' I mean, 'what a dickbag the level creator is'" - shovda
123155. [stoner voice] "I think the difference between a good pipe and a bad pipe is what you wanted out of it" - shovda
124156. "Dammit...double dammit!!!" - shovda
125157. "I stared into the clown void, and it stared back into me" - LoZfan03
126158. "This level is eating my children, man" - shovda
127159. "Obviously conditioner is just fermented shampoo" - shovda
128160. "Welcome to Asshole City. Population: twenty-thousand boos" - shovda
129161. "Seomtimes you gotta kill a yoshi to make an omelet" - shovda
130162. "When Flarp flirts, do they call it Flarptations?" - shovda
131163. "It's like I'm being seduced by Benedict Cumberbatch underwater" - shovda
132165. "Are you getting Zoboomafoo mixed up with, like, the Cold War?" - shovda
133166. "Don't let Match doctorates PhD" - shovda
134167. "You ever have where you feel like your feet are where your hands should be and that's like life?" - shovda
135168. "What if your theoretical second wife offered to give you lots of potatoes, would you get married again then?" - shovda
136169. "Why couldn't we just change the geometry of Sisqo's hair?" - shovda
137170. "This is a wonderful experiment in human frustration" - shovda
138171. "The best things in life are free, which is why I took up stealing" - shovda
139172. "Sneks are cute. If they're snakes" - AndDespair
140173. "I thought he was gonna do the swoop-a-doop, but he did not do the swoop-a-doop. He did the swippy-dip" - shovda
141174. "This is the leveliest level to level today" - Flarpfreak
142175. "If I were going to have my pee tested by PapaBear, I'd want it to smell better" - shovda
143177. "This is like the Adam Sandler of Speedruns, man" - shovda
144178. "d o n g e r s r a i s e d i n m o i s t c e l e b r a t i o n" - itspronounced/GophaKagote
145179. "oh my god...I am just...super gay!" - shovda
146180. "If you ever feel like I'm stopping you from making an omelet, let me know, and I'll do everything I can to alleviate the situation." - shovda
147181. "It's not a level I would choose out of a pile, but it's not a bad viewer level" - shovda
148182. "If you don't love me at my hidden-block boo ring, you don't deserve me at my wings boo ring" - MarigoldAU
149183. "Hawaii is lactating" - choconope
150184. If it's possible, please be on the lookout for what the fuck is happening" - shovda
151185. "Been milk" - TTS Lady
152186. "ok so if you ate a pebble of 100 gallons of magically compressed water and then the magic ended, just how dead do you think you would be?" - LoZfan03
153187. "It's true, I do command the respect of upwards of several small people" - LoZfan03
154189. "I may have said dickbutt" - shovda
155190. "The kids' humor these days is like, "I avacadon't want to live anymore" - shovda
156191. "Fucking DING DONG yourself, dickhole!" - shovda
157192. "You can never get too moist" - AndDespair
158193. "Look at those beady little fuckin' eyes. He's like oop doop bloop bloop I'ma fuck up your day!" - shovda
159194. "Can we just get one quote with nuts in it?" - ItsPronouncedNunuyz
160195. "vroom vroom ny'all" - LoZfan03
161196. "I want to see all the teeth in a bucket" - GophaKagote
162197. "This cricket sucks for approximating temperature" - FlyAgaric
163198. "I still need a quote" - sweetlew19
164199. "you really don't have to apologize for being upset about cannibalism" - LoZfan03
165200. "Are you sure you're not a California spy, ay, Meredith Tinklebottom?" - shovda
166201. "WETFITS = What Even The Fuck Is This Shit" - GophaKagote
167202. "I have no aspiration to be quoted here. You can have mine, Boris." - SaintRidley
168203. "I just want to sit someone pretty and talk about life and learn about someone" - itsund3rmykilt
169204. "So Much Dick-Falling-Off, Even This Acronym" - shovda
170205. "OK, it's suddenly now a speedrun, it's a dickbut...OK" - shovda
171206. "I can hold my bowl without heat pain! Hail Satan!" - SaintRidley
172207. Veterans should be whole, not some" - ItsPronouncedNunuyz
173208. "he's coming for my slaw" - BorisColeslaw
174209. "Shov, trying to be the responsible wing woman, and Nunuyz just comes through like the god damn koolaid man" - MandNMike
175210. "WE DID IT QUEERS!!!!!" - MarigoldAU
176211. "what are you documentaring?" - shovda
177212. "Love is in the air tonight, and its name is 'fuck my life.'" - shovda
178213. "Paint ball is genderless. You're thinking of paint penis." - Solstng
179214. "My toes are innies." - Mister_Ikkus
180215. "You know what my mom always said, 'if you've got Bowser in a corner, you might as well make him squeal.'" - shovda
181216. "I hope you get your taco, in this life or the next" - 216
182217. "how many things must one consider to judge the amount of bread?" - LoZfan03
183218. "LoZ isn't my mod - LoZ is my handler" - shovda
184219. "GODDAMMIT SOLSTNG" - Everyone
185220. "Flarp, you're gay as hell...in the traditional sense." - jamesscarto23
186221. "When they lock me up in the asylum, 'Wiimote Jummp' is gonna be the thing I write on the walls in my poop" - shovda
187222. "Emotions are like little bunnies that escape your head and fornicate with your other thoughts until it weeps silently in a corner." - ShyCityNXR
188223. "Somebody should write a song called, 'I Want to Midair into Your Heart'" - shovda
189224. "Lime always tastes like off-brand lemon to me" - shovda
190225. "all the stupid things I've said, and not a single quote. exactly how I want it" - ava_00
191226. "the worst thing about milking almonds is aiming for the tiny buckets" - LoZfan03
192227. "i will lick your ass if you say that again shov" - saltydorkling
193228. "I haven't farted on him in months" - BorisColeslaw
194229. "Keep some garlic bread in your back windshield to draw the ladies in" - MandaNMike
195230. "Show it who's boss through the power of vore." - SaintRidley
196231. "Isn't salty just another name for salty?" - GophaKagote
197232. "they don't call me ol' nickel but for nothing" - limpingzombi
198233. "Don't you know I'm the governor of Massachusetts Bay? Then why do you not yield to my authority when it comes to shipping incidents?!" - shovda
199234. "son of a sarcophagus butt" - shovda
200235. "you don't want to touch his butt... he's smelly after a week of work, plus Neitzche is staring at you" - MandaNMike
201236. "Boobs are good design imo" - DaintyTurtle7
202237. "Please no human sniffipede" - shovda
203238. "in a 'what TMNT turlte you are' online quiz I took, I got Stevie Wonder" - Jumballi
204240. "I love all of you, but I don't care about the times you pooped yourselves." - shovda
205241. "Cold tots say 'I hate you' more than words ever can." - TCBalloons
206242. "Can you fuck a Roomba?"  -Shovda
207243. "Ahhh I got squeeshed in the booty" - shovda
208244. "Is it like the whomst'd've of southern cat girls?" - shovda
209245. "How many times can we use 'dick' in a sentence? At least dickteen times." - shovda
210246. "PapaBear, if you come here right now and lick my leg, you can drink my blood...I guess" - shovda
211247. "shov over here like 'is tonight the night Sorka kills me?'" - LoZfan03
212248. "I'll respond when they invent a stronger no." - LoZfan03
213249. "I'm confident that there is a gay porno film titled Dickteen Candles" - ItsPronouncedMadeline
214250. "i'm out here with the gospel truth, insulting people's dogs on twitch chat" - ava_00
215251. "One time I thought I had a hidden key, but it turned out it was gas." - Solstng
216252. "Sorka beat normal once." - FlyAgaric
217253. "'Slime' feels like the new 'buffalo'" - shovda
218254. "Don't ask what the always can never for you. Never ask the always never for always you?" - shovda
219255. "imagine having hands for hands" - ava_00
220256. "I remember buying my first beet" - GophaKagote
221257. "I've never bought beets" - GophaKagote
222258. "I dunno. Kenneth Goldsmith can't speak for his skin, more likely." - shovda
223259. "biking, more like biqueen" - ava_00
224260. "wait, why am I now thinking about Bowser reproduction at this hour of night?" - Neurocs
225261. "Why does Goofy have a fitbit? I don't know, why is Goofy banging anybody?" - shovda
226262. "Nobody expects a Mario fet stream." - D10de
227263. "In order to support transhumanism, ava had devoted herself to eroding the Turing Test - from which end, I’m still not sure." - LoZfan03
228264. "this is the FNAF of twitch chats, and I am the guard" - LoZfan03
229265. "flarp you might wanna think about being less of a ho" - LoZfan03
230266. "Fun Fact: the DMV is what Sorka draws his SMM inspiration from." - FlyAgaric
231267. "Bot Jesus likes to play Terminator with leather." - MaxSaying2ndMax
232268. "You ever tasted a boob? You ever tasted an armpit?" - Solstng
233269. "Don't milk the pandas." - shovda
234270. "white privilege is that the only thing you have to worry about avoiding is the Noid." - LoZfan03
235271. "I'd say 'welcome to my TED Talk,' but that would imply that this could have not been a TED Talk" - shovda
236272. "You're not even trans, just British, which is almost worse." - shovda
237273. "How do I know how fast 5 fucking miles per hour is Sorka?" - shovda
238274. "DOES FISH SWIM IN ROCKS" - DUCKY_SLAPXD
239275. "I have performed the bad idea." - shovda
240276. "I'm not afraid of giraffes crawling under my bed or anything, you know?" - shovda
241277. "I just punched my cat in the face." - BorisCabbage
242278. "Hey reacharound, have you met my mother yet?" - shovda
243279. "You should at least annoy us the right way." - LoZfan03
244280. "don't name the ghost, you shouldn't get attached" - LoZfan03
245281. "Look at that flying saucer ass going down." - shovda
246282. "muder sheds are probably the second most common type of shed" - roaketree
247283. "im so high I didn't realize this isnt mario maker" - BoBsThEnAmE2015
248284. "the only step to becoming a catgirl is realizing you already are. :3" - LoZfan03
249285. "Why does this guy look like a fucking hotdog anyhow?" - shovda
250286. "Where's the dolphin?? Hi mom. Where's the dolphin??" - shovda
251287. "porn is like crumbs. if you break 'em up, you just get more crumbs" - LoZfan03
252288. "Y'all never let me have any fun with your wives." - shovda
253289. "Did you forget to ask someone else? shov: I consented. shovchat: I consented. Loz: I did not." - MadelineScarto
254290. "Jesus cock Christ, Jesus Fuckers!" - shovda
255291. "A whole heteronormative nuclear family of dreams was just murdered" - Flarpfreak
256292. "something tells me that crushed bone will look a little different than cocaine" - potapeno
257293. "More like shovcon these nuts, eh ha ha!" - shovda
258294. "Do u get an estrogen cake?"  - Yusef_Ali24
259295. "i study rocks because no biting of the penis" - Amethyst_Rocks
260296. "The 90s were a good time for tubes." - shovda
261297. "you know what the worst part about rom hacks is? I never get to see my daughter anymore" - LoZfan03
262298. "You go through key! Why do go you through key?!" - shovda
263299. "I uwued ava's owo" - GophaKagote
264300. "You should probably limit yourself to three lewds a day, unless someone specifically wants more." - shovda
265301. "We are all sinners in the hands of an angry Barb." - shovda
266302. "going to the dentist is kind of an aesthetic experience" - ava_00
267303. "The character in the Saw movies are so dumb. don't they know they can just spin jump on the saw." - moodyrobot
268304. "we have to make sure it feels perfect in your anus" - Aurateur
269305. "If you set an alarm for taking your hormones you could call it your Memento more E" - ItsPronouncedNunuyz
270306. "knowing when the pizza man no bring pizza no more is so big" - CatNamed_V
271307. "Why does your hat need a zipper, asshole?" - shovda
272308. "How can  you suspect Goof of being anything but a dumbass?" - shovda
273309. "Scrooge's speech impediment is that he's Scottish." - shovda
274310. "Is the Venezuela an instrument" - Jumballi
275311. "mike wazowski's chin is also his crotch" - DaintyTurtle7
276312. "I get to call it 'portation' cuz I'm already trans" - shovda
277313. ""nunuyz i feel like that's one of the least quotable things i've said is that" - ava" - ItsPronouncedNunuyz
278314. "the carrot in the moose mouth was too far" - Amethyst_Rocks
279315. "We got the double yolk, bitch." - shovda
280316. "see you say you want to be able to dress like a ho but here you are already living the dream" - LoZfan03
281318. "veni vidblurlurplebluh" - shovda
282319. "This some red light green light cheatin' bullshit." - shovda
283320. "Can you start coming from the other side?" - shovda
284321. "cg on your progress in re: being a ho" - LoZfan03
285322. "shojo, no! the poops are sharp!" - Amethyst_Rocks
286323. "i dont think i have any quotes" - grenlith
287324. "SPWACTRGJ: Society of People Who Always Control Their Re Grab Jumps" - GlitchCat7
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289List of Quotes, Numbered, for shovda's Streambot
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2922. "If you can't be great, try to at least be unique." - shovda
2934. "I'll forgive your singing on account of your dank Mercy play" (to shovda)- NoHouse
2945. "No coincidence that DPS could also be short for dipstick." - shovda
2956. "It's about time for somebody to be dead" - shovda
2968. "Dysfunction is relative" - shovda
29710. "Shut up hat man" - shovda
29811. "i'D sAy ThAt tHe cOmFoRt LeVeL oF A sOfA Is pReTtY uSeFuL" - shovda
29912. "Just when you think it can't get weirder, you put the rabbit in the goddamn spacesuit." - shovda
30013. "Tabula rasa or nah?" - shovda
30114. "You could always put Junpei's head on Phi's body." - manny_zero
30215. "I use smiles in my messages because I am holding back SO much rage." - shovda
30317. "I've shot tires before, with guns" - shovda
30418. "You know we're getting closer cuz the skulls are getting bigger." - shovda
30519. "Resurrections are temporary, cookies are forever." - LoZfan03
30620. "Quit lying. It's bad for your ribs" - shovda
30721. "Diamond is just a shinier bronze." - LoZfan03
30822. "If it takes a rez to start killing the enemy team, no rez will be enough." - LoZfan03
30923. "He shit the bed, and now you're lying in it with him" - LoZfan03
31024. "You dickhole. What a dick muncher. Although there is nothing wrong with eating penises." - shovda
31125. "Luigi has all the swag of a naked turkey" - shovda
31227. "I love it when I have a coupon for something already on sale." - LoZfan03
31329. "All I had to do was kick her in the neck a couple times" - shovda
31430. "https://pastebin.com/ZyKnX2Di" - LoZfan03
31531. "It's not just any character you can legitimately think 'I wish they stopped at incest.'" - LoZfan03
31632. "I am the sloth who grabs her own arm running from the forest fire and falls to her death." - shovda
31733. "I want to raise my very own Goofyturtle" - shovda
31834. "Fuck you Riku. I can fly." - shovda
31935. "Tell your mother I like her brain." - shovda
32036. "How do ducks even kiss?" - shovda
32137. "I'm feeling an immense oily doily in my sensorium." - shovda
32239. "If I were rich, I'd have somebody with a trumpet follow me around all day." - shovda
32340. "Sure you got your spacetime portal over here...but look at this ROCK!" - shovda
32441. "Nobody expects the scarab inquisition" - LoZfan03
32542. "Give me your bird body" - shovda
32643. "I want your hat and then I want your body" - shovda
32744. "DAMMIT FLARP" - Everybody
32845. "This is going to be the 3rd ugliest circle I've ever made." - shovda
32946. "Don't shoot yourself if you want to live" - shovda
33047. "Hey, it's Riku. I know those legs." - shovda
33148. "Hey, limp Riku doll, what's up?" - shovda
33249. "Thank you for your corpse" - shovda
33351. "Mickey, why is your body so small and your heart so big?" - shovda
33452. "EVEN THIS GUY HAS A ZIPPER" - shovda
33553. "HE'S ALREADY A CAT" - shovda
33654. "This isn't a minigame, it's hell." - shovda
33755. "I want pantspants back" - shovda
33856. "You look like a side character from Zoolander" - shovda
33960. "That's the 5th stupidest design in this series, but that's saying something!!" - shovda
34061. "I'm not on fire. I AM the fire." - shovda
34162. "It's the internet, even videos of puppies playing have comments that justify the need for feminism." - LoZfan03
34264. "Wait is that my tentancle monster?" - shovda
34365. "Let me whomperstomp you" - shovda
34466. "Who wants to drink my feet?" - shovda
34567. "His text says kappa but his heart says no kappa." - LoZfan03
34668. "I'm not aroused, so at least I can be proud of that." - shovda
34769. "hey we're coming up to a quote milestone. it has to be something special" - flarpfreak
34870. "We need Doot Doot and Mr Skeltal on the same team" - shovda
34972. "my favorite part about Jabu Jabu is when we don't pan to his face as he births us" - LoZfan03
35073. "Beating a troll level in Mario Maker is essentially the video game equivalent of a hate-fuck" - shovda
35174. "Look at that guy, we could ride him around!" - shovda
35275. "I'm a feet person" - shovda
35376. "I'm a feet person" - LoZfan03
35477. "If you bounce it off your head, can it then land on a ghost?" - shovda
35578. "I hate everything" - shovda
35679. "Now all we have to do is put this mole in yellow tights" - shovda
35780. "If I were Jack Black, I'd be a different Jack Black" - shovda
35881. "We get to be a fly stuck in a pachinko machine" - shovda
35982. "Words are just faces with mouths where their eyes should be" - shovda
36083. "Now, I've never been hobgoblining at a toga part, but I can't say I'd be opposed" - shovda
36184. "I know about Wiz Khalifa and Mia Khalifa..." - shovda
36285. "Hi, spit at me please" - shovda
36386. "I've been a bad, bad kitty in my life" - shovda
36487. "We're getting into some heavy theory, but I think we have to wall jump here" - shovda
36588. "I can't just shave my head and become the son of Zeus" - shovda
36689. "Whatever...oh shit not whatever!!!" - shovda
36790. "Welcome to the...shit!" - shovda
36891. "I'm not allowed to be a pirate" - shovda
36992. "And I really don't wanna slut shame an element today..." - shovda
37093. "Hit me...now die!!" - shovda
37196. "I think Luigi is the kind of guy who would go up to Walter White and say 'I AM the danger waaAAAH'" - shovda
37297. "You don't go to Twitch to meet socially well-adjusted people" - shovda
37399. "How's my ass taste, Baby Bowser? Sheeit" - shovda
374100. "I don't know why Bowser #3 keeps going predator on me" - shovda
375101. "I love throwing hammers back at people" - shovda
376102. "Out, out, damn Bowser!" - shovda
377103. "I had a little bit of hope when it wasn't immediately death" - shovda
378104. "This must be like the bagel.......thing" - shovda
379105. "I'm just saying I wouldn't mind seeing some fish on LSD" - shovda
380106. "The most important part of your butt is where it's not" - shovda
381107. "I wish I had the capacity for rage right now" - shovda
382110. "Mario must have unreal butt callouses" - puddingorc
383111. "It makes me think of a very particular kind of poop" - shovda
384112. "Bulletproof elves: live forever or die trying" - shovda
385114. "Why am I the way I am?" - shovda
386115. "Oh that's not what I want you to be shooting!" - shovda
387117. "I hope on day I can be cool enough to have a quote" - super_dante2001
388120. "I'm gonna name my first daughter Deverly and tell her all the Dev routes are for her" - LoZfan03
389121. "Be consistent with your lies, that's all I ask" - shovda
390123. "The character says Jampu. Why can I not Jampu?" - shovda
391124. "Chain chomps are the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off" - shovda
392125. "You've seen JBizzle levels, right? It's like he gave me fries straight out of the greaser, and I have to salt them myself" - shovda
393126. "This level is crap. And not even the good kind of crap" - shovda
394128. "RNG is my fetish" - shovda
395129. "There were a number of men named Sven in my family. They're dead now" - shovda
396130. "Ohhhh Jesus Crunchables!" - shovda
397131. "I've got a little bun in my shovden" - MissHans
398133. "dante is cooler than me" - AndDespair
399138. "You may not look like a truck, but I wanna bang you like one!" - shovda
400140. "You know what? It's a good thing I don't have any dignity" - shovda
401142. "Fuck your car, I'm Waluigi!" - shovda
402146. "Children aren't a responsibility if you don't want them to be" - shovda
403147. "shovda can you quote 'i can't imagine a ripped gopher?'" - toribugxox
404148. "you can tell a lot about a person by their bird beak nipples" - shovda
405149. "What a dick of a level!" - flarpfreak
406150. "Let us dance the dance of the boots ahahahahaaa!" - shovda
407151. "Two clown cars, one Mario!" - shovda
408152. "What do you mean DING DONG!?" - shovda
409153. "That almost flamed off my boo-boo" - shovda
410154. "That makes sense. And by 'that makes sense,' I mean, 'what a dickbag the level creator is'" - shovda
411155. [stoner voice] "I think the difference between a good pipe and a bad pipe is what you wanted out of it" - shovda
412156. "Dammit...double dammit!!!" - shovda
413157. "I stared into the clown void, and it stared back into me" - LoZfan03
414158. "This level is eating my children, man" - shovda
415159. "Obviously conditioner is just fermented shampoo" - shovda
416160. "Welcome to Asshole City. Population: twenty-thousand boos" - shovda
417161. "Seomtimes you gotta kill a yoshi to make an omelet" - shovda
418162. "When Flarp flirts, do they call it Flarptations?" - shovda
419163. "It's like I'm being seduced by Benedict Cumberbatch underwater" - shovda
420165. "Are you getting Zoboomafoo mixed up with, like, the Cold War?" - shovda
421166. "Don't let Match doctorates PhD" - shovda
422167. "You ever have where you feel like your feet are where your hands should be and that's like life?" - shovda
423168. "What if your theoretical second wife offered to give you lots of potatoes, would you get married again then?" - shovda
424169. "Why couldn't we just change the geometry of Sisqo's hair?" - shovda
425170. "This is a wonderful experiment in human frustration" - shovda
426171. "The best things in life are free, which is why I took up stealing" - shovda
427172. "Sneks are cute. If they're snakes" - AndDespair
428173. "I thought he was gonna do the swoop-a-doop, but he did not do the swoop-a-doop. He did the swippy-dip" - shovda
429174. "This is the leveliest level to level today" - Flarpfreak
430175. "If I were going to have my pee tested by PapaBear, I'd want it to smell better" - shovda
431177. "This is like the Adam Sandler of Speedruns, man" - shovda
432178. "d o n g e r s r a i s e d i n m o i s t c e l e b r a t i o n" - itspronounced/GophaKagote
433179. "oh my god...I am just...super gay!" - shovda
434180. "If you ever feel like I'm stopping you from making an omelet, let me know, and I'll do everything I can to alleviate the situation." - shovda
435181. "It's not a level I would choose out of a pile, but it's not a bad viewer level" - shovda
436182. "If you don't love me at my hidden-block boo ring, you don't deserve me at my wings boo ring" - MarigoldAU
437183. "Hawaii is lactating" - choconope
438184. If it's possible, please be on the lookout for what the fuck is happening" - shovda
439185. "Been milk" - TTS Lady
440186. "ok so if you ate a pebble of 100 gallons of magically compressed water and then the magic ended, just how dead do you think you would be?" - LoZfan03
441187. "It's true, I do command the respect of upwards of several small people" - LoZfan03
442189. "I may have said dickbutt" - shovda
443190. "The kids' humor these days is like, "I avacadon't want to live anymore" - shovda
444191. "Fucking DING DONG yourself, dickhole!" - shovda
445192. "You can never get too moist" - AndDespair
446193. "Look at those beady little fuckin' eyes. He's like oop doop bloop bloop I'ma fuck up your day!" - shovda
447194. "Can we just get one quote with nuts in it?" - ItsPronouncedNunuyz
448195. "vroom vroom ny'all" - LoZfan03
449196. "I want to see all the teeth in a bucket" - GophaKagote
450197. "This cricket sucks for approximating temperature" - FlyAgaric
451198. "I still need a quote" - sweetlew19
452199. "you really don't have to apologize for being upset about cannibalism" - LoZfan03
453200. "Are you sure you're not a California spy, ay, Meredith Tinklebottom?" - shovda
454201. "WETFITS = What Even The Fuck Is This Shit" - GophaKagote
455202. "I have no aspiration to be quoted here. You can have mine, Boris." - SaintRidley
456203. "I just want to sit someone pretty and talk about life and learn about someone" - itsund3rmykilt
457204. "So Much Dick-Falling-Off, Even This Acronym" - shovda
458205. "OK, it's suddenly now a speedrun, it's a dickbut...OK" - shovda
459206. "I can hold my bowl without heat pain! Hail Satan!" - SaintRidley
460207. Veterans should be whole, not some" - ItsPronouncedNunuyz
461208. "he's coming for my slaw" - BorisColeslaw
462209. "Shov, trying to be the responsible wing woman, and Nunuyz just comes through like the god damn koolaid man" - MandNMike
463210. "WE DID IT QUEERS!!!!!" - MarigoldAU
464211. "what are you documentaring?" - shovda
465212. "Love is in the air tonight, and its name is 'fuck my life.'" - shovda
466213. "Paint ball is genderless. You're thinking of paint penis." - Solstng
467214. "My toes are innies." - Mister_Ikkus
468215. "You know what my mom always said, 'if you've got Bowser in a corner, you might as well make him squeal.'" - shovda
469216. "I hope you get your taco, in this life or the next" - 216
470217. "how many things must one consider to judge the amount of bread?" - LoZfan03
471218. "LoZ isn't my mod - LoZ is my handler" - shovda
472219. "GODDAMMIT SOLSTNG" - Everyone
473220. "Flarp, you're gay as hell...in the traditional sense." - jamesscarto23
474221. "When they lock me up in the asylum, 'Wiimote Jummp' is gonna be the thing I write on the walls in my poop" - shovda
475222. "Emotions are like little bunnies that escape your head and fornicate with your other thoughts until it weeps silently in a corner." - ShyCityNXR
476223. "Somebody should write a song called, 'I Want to Midair into Your Heart'" - shovda
477224. "Lime always tastes like off-brand lemon to me" - shovda
478225. "all the stupid things I've said, and not a single quote. exactly how I want it" - ava_00
479226. "the worst thing about milking almonds is aiming for the tiny buckets" - LoZfan03
480227. "i will lick your ass if you say that again shov" - saltydorkling
481228. "I haven't farted on him in months" - BorisColeslaw
482229. "Keep some garlic bread in your back windshield to draw the ladies in" - MandaNMike
483230. "Show it who's boss through the power of vore." - SaintRidley
484231. "Isn't salty just another name for salty?" - GophaKagote
485232. "they don't call me ol' nickel but for nothing" - limpingzombi
486233. "Don't you know I'm the governor of Massachusetts Bay? Then why do you not yield to my authority when it comes to shipping incidents?!" - shovda
487234. "son of a sarcophagus butt" - shovda
488235. "you don't want to touch his butt... he's smelly after a week of work, plus Neitzche is staring at you" - MandaNMike
489236. "Boobs are good design imo" - DaintyTurtle7
490237. "Please no human sniffipede" - shovda
491238. "in a 'what TMNT turlte you are' online quiz I took, I got Stevie Wonder" - Jumballi
492240. "I love all of you, but I don't care about the times you pooped yourselves." - shovda
493241. "Cold tots say 'I hate you' more than words ever can." - TCBalloons
494242. "Can you fuck a Roomba?"  -Shovda
495243. "Ahhh I got squeeshed in the booty" - shovda
496244. "Is it like the whomst'd've of southern cat girls?" - shovda
497245. "How many times can we use 'dick' in a sentence? At least dickteen times." - shovda
498246. "PapaBear, if you come here right now and lick my leg, you can drink my blood...I guess" - shovda
499247. "shov over here like 'is tonight the night Sorka kills me?'" - LoZfan03
500248. "I'll respond when they invent a stronger no." - LoZfan03
501249. "I'm confident that there is a gay porno film titled Dickteen Candles" - ItsPronouncedMadeline
502250. "i'm out here with the gospel truth, insulting people's dogs on twitch chat" - ava_00
503251. "One time I thought I had a hidden key, but it turned out it was gas." - Solstng
504252. "Sorka beat normal once." - FlyAgaric
505253. "'Slime' feels like the new 'buffalo'" - shovda
506254. "Don't ask what the always can never for you. Never ask the always never for always you?" - shovda
507255. "imagine having hands for hands" - ava_00
508256. "I remember buying my first beet" - GophaKagote
509257. "I've never bought beets" - GophaKagote
510258. "I dunno. Kenneth Goldsmith can't speak for his skin, more likely." - shovda
511259. "biking, more like biqueen" - ava_00
512260. "wait, why am I now thinking about Bowser reproduction at this hour of night?" - Neurocs
513261. "Why does Goofy have a fitbit? I don't know, why is Goofy banging anybody?" - shovda
514262. "Nobody expects a Mario fet stream." - D10de
515263. "In order to support transhumanism, ava had devoted herself to eroding the Turing Test - from which end, I’m still not sure." - LoZfan03
516264. "this is the FNAF of twitch chats, and I am the guard" - LoZfan03
517265. "flarp you might wanna think about being less of a ho" - LoZfan03
518266. "Fun Fact: the DMV is what Sorka draws his SMM inspiration from." - FlyAgaric
519267. "Bot Jesus likes to play Terminator with leather." - MaxSaying2ndMax
520268. "You ever tasted a boob? You ever tasted an armpit?" - Solstng
521269. "Don't milk the pandas." - shovda
522270. "white privilege is that the only thing you have to worry about avoiding is the Noid." - LoZfan03
523271. "I'd say 'welcome to my TED Talk,' but that would imply that this could have not been a TED Talk" - shovda
524272. "You're not even trans, just British, which is almost worse." - shovda
525273. "How do I know how fast 5 fucking miles per hour is Sorka?" - shovda
526274. "DOES FISH SWIM IN ROCKS" - DUCKY_SLAPXD
527275. "I have performed the bad idea." - shovda
528276. "I'm not afraid of giraffes crawling under my bed or anything, you know?" - shovda
529277. "I just punched my cat in the face." - BorisCabbage
530278. "Hey reacharound, have you met my mother yet?" - shovda
531279. "You should at least annoy us the right way." - LoZfan03
532280. "don't name the ghost, you shouldn't get attached" - LoZfan03
533281. "Look at that flying saucer ass going down." - shovda
534282. "muder sheds are probably the second most common type of shed" - roaketree
535283. "im so high I didn't realize this isnt mario maker" - BoBsThEnAmE2015
536284. "the only step to becoming a catgirl is realizing you already are. :3" - LoZfan03
537285. "Why does this guy look like a fucking hotdog anyhow?" - shovda
538286. "Where's the dolphin?? Hi mom. Where's the dolphin??" - shovda
539287. "porn is like crumbs. if you break 'em up, you just get more crumbs" - LoZfan03
540288. "Y'all never let me have any fun with your wives." - shovda
541289. "Did you forget to ask someone else? shov: I consented. shovchat: I consented. Loz: I did not." - MadelineScarto
542290. "Jesus cock Christ, Jesus Fuckers!" - shovda
543291. "A whole heteronormative nuclear family of dreams was just murdered" - Flarpfreak
544292. "something tells me that crushed bone will look a little different than cocaine" - potapeno
545293. "More like shovcon these nuts, eh ha ha!" - shovda
546294. "Do u get an estrogen cake?"  - Yusef_Ali24
547295. "i study rocks because no biting of the penis" - Amethyst_Rocks
548296. "The 90s were a good time for tubes." - shovda
549297. "you know what the worst part about rom hacks is? I never get to see my daughter anymore" - LoZfan03
550298. "You go through key! Why do go you through key?!" - shovda
551299. "I uwued ava's owo" - GophaKagote
552300. "You should probably limit yourself to three lewds a day, unless someone specifically wants more." - shovda
553301. "We are all sinners in the hands of an angry Barb." - shovda
554302. "going to the dentist is kind of an aesthetic experience" - ava_00
555303. "The character in the Saw movies are so dumb. don't they know they can just spin jump on the saw." - moodyrobot
556304. "we have to make sure it feels perfect in your anus" - Aurateur
557305. "If you set an alarm for taking your hormones you could call it your Memento more E" - ItsPronouncedNunuyz
558306. "knowing when the pizza man no bring pizza no more is so big" - CatNamed_V
559307. "Why does your hat need a zipper, asshole?" - shovda
560308. "How can  you suspect Goof of being anything but a dumbass?" - shovda
561309. "Scrooge's speech impediment is that he's Scottish." - shovda
562310. "Is the Venezuela an instrument" - Jumballi
563311. "mike wazowski's chin is also his crotch" - DaintyTurtle7
564312. "I get to call it 'portation' cuz I'm already trans" - shovda
565313. ""nunuyz i feel like that's one of the least quotable things i've said is that" - ava" - ItsPronouncedNunuyz
566314. "the carrot in the moose mouth was too far" - Amethyst_Rocks
567315. "We got the double yolk, bitch." - shovda
568316. "see you say you want to be able to dress like a ho but here you are already living the dream" - LoZfan03
569318. "veni vidblurlurplebluh" - shovda
570319. "This some red light green light cheatin' bullshit." - shovda
571320. "Can you start coming from the other side?" - shovda
572321. "cg on your progress in re: being a ho" - LoZfan03
573322. "shojo, no! the poops are sharp!" - Amethyst_Rocks
574323. "i dont think i have any quotes" - grenlith
575324. "SPWACTRGJ: Society of People Who Always Control Their Re Grab Jumps" - GlitchCat7
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