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65 / TABLE OF CONTENTS /|| | ~~ L i B e R t O r I a N ~~ |
66 /__________________________/||/ { -- Volume 1 - Issue 12 rev1 -- }
67 ||| ||| { Christmas, 2015 }
68 ||/ It's a table! Get it? ||/ { }
69 { A Publication of Synonymous 1. }
70ACQUIRING RELAY..........3 YET AGAIN { Published December, 2015. }
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77SPECIAL FEATURE....................5 { N(c), 2015. Readers are welcome, }
78THE FIRST ANNUAL TOTALLY AWESOME { actually encouraged, to copy and }
79LIBERTORIAN GIFT GIVING AND GETTING { distribute this text by any means }
80GUIDE { possible, preferably by photocopy- }
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82LiberTORian's Excellent Christmas.19 { }
83Movie Night Viewing Schedule { }
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85FEATURE...........................22 { http://xsold3pvbxt4xblv.onion }
86The True History of Kwanzaa { }
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88ARTICLE: The Lego Movie...........26 { The views expressed are not nece- }
89A Family-Friendly Movie with a { ssarily those of the webmaster. }
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93Hannukah Traditions { CORRESPONDENCE: }
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108The War on Christmas { AND DON'T TAKE THEIR STUFF. }
109The Christmas Sweater '-________________________________-'
110The Christmas Sweater (illustrated)
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133MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! When LiberTORian returns with Issue
134 13, there will be a lot to cover, as
135Who doesn't absolutely love Christ- everything is moving so quickly. It
136mas, besides the ACLU? It's that is the kind of thing that the Fabian
137time of year when everything becomes Society, inspiration for George Or-
138totally awesome! Everyone has their well's *1984* aspired to: heat the
139own personal traditions associated Earth up and re-mold it into the
140with it, and the Baby Jesus is born, shape they desire. For your Christ-
141and all the gifts and charitibility, mas homework, I want you to do some
142and the Christmas cheer and egg nog research and discover on your own
143and Santa Claus and Charlie Brown TV why Orwell chose the year 1984 for
144specials and a list that never ends his novel. First to know can email
145of great tidings. me.
146
1472015 hasn't been such a great year, Back on topic: ISIS attacked Paris,
148so we owe it to ourselves to stop a A confrontation at a Colorado Chase
149moment, enjoy the goodness of life, Bank ended at a Planned Parenthood,
150and enjoy the greatest gift of all: and colleges are becoming victims of
151God's love for us such that we are their own PC nonsense. To quote
152animated with life itself. What a Billy Joel, "We didn't start the
153blessing to share in the perception fire." Maybe not, but there's been
154of this universe! So on with the a lot of fanning the flames!
155festivities!
156 You can't have Christmas without the
157It's been a long wait, but Liber- Grinch. The current occupant of the
158TORian 12 will explore the true White House pulled another first in
159history of the evil twin of Christ- American history: he ordered the
160mas, the anti-Christmas: Kwanzaa. Pentagon to ban all Christmas cards
161I don't care if you prefer to miss to our soldiers overseas. And the
162out on Christmas and instead cele- reason: because it might offend Mus-
163brate this racist holiday. It's lims. My answer: WHO CARES IF THEY
164your loss. But I do wish to rain GET OFFENDED? That's their problem!
165on your parade with the truth be- Because of your catering to Muslims,
166hind Kwanzaa. It's actually on my which you say you're not, you always
167Christmas list. No, really! oppress Christians, which you claim
168 you are! I don't know what you are,
169Imagine that this issue is a sleigh other than a liar! Those cards are
170as we're filling it with GIFT ideas often the one bit of Christmas cheer
171for you who wait until the last those who already sacrifice to de-
172minute to shop. I'd rather get it fend our freedom receive. Now you
173all done early and not rush around take that away from them. Icing on
174missing the Christmas anticipation. the cake after all you've done to
175But I'm a libertarian, so you do it them. You suck!
176the way you want. Our staff picked
177what we consider the coolest stuff. It's not even free speech or freedom
178 of religion. It's just basic "keep
179So, what do you want for Christmas? the grubby government off of us and
180Let us know! Send emails to: let us live. And when it comes to
181 government, Obama's is the grubbiest
182 synonymous1@ruggedinbox.com ever! Merry Christmas! ((L))
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261 * E N T E R T A I N M E N T : The Notebook
262 / \ M O V I E S
263 o o\ One of the greatest romantic movies
264 //.\\ There's an almost unlimited of all-time!
265 //|\\ selection of Blu-Ray & DVDs
266////\O\ you can give to you loved
267o | |o one. There's something Captain America: The Winter Soldier
268 /_\ about a real tangible med- (2014)
269 ium that's missing from a
270subscription to NetFlix or Amazon This movie must be the topic of a
271Prime. When you hold the DVD case future issue of LiberTORian. Cap-
272in your hands, you know you actually tain America 2 addresses issues of
273*own* the media inscribed on it. If 4th Amendment rights, and allegoric-
274there's a problem with the internet, ally examines real-life current iss-
275you can still watch it. When you ues such as NSA spying, sacrificing
276insert a DVD into your player, your of liberty for security, and govern-
277ISP or streaming service is not tak- ment denying freedom and the right
278ing notes. You don't have to worry to life in the name of utopian dream
279about multiple streaming subscrip- gone awry. It champions American
280tions because the one you use does values of freedom and equal justice
281not carry your favorite TV series. without being jingoistic. Buy it as
282 a gift, open it up, enjoy it your-
283Here's a list of our favorite DVD self first, then re-wrap it and give
284ideas. Feel free to be inspired or it to a loved one.
285disregard any of them:
286 MORE MOVIES THAT MAKE GREAT GIFTS
287
288MOVIES: - The Wedding Singer
289 - Men In Black
2902001: A Space Odyssey (1968) - Casablanca
291 - The Wizard of Oz
292A thought-provoking trip into man- - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
293kind's future. Many movie goers (but it doesn't beat the movie
294actually took LSD to view the final theater experience)
295scene. This counterculture appeal - The Naked Gun Trilogy
296led to the slogan, "Take the Ulti- - Must Love Dogs
297mate Trip" to be used on MGM's - The Blind Side
298later movie posters. - The Shawshank Redemption
299 - Pursuit of Happyness
300 - Forrest Gump
301Mad Max (2015) - Blade Runner
302 - Wreck-It Ralph
303A worthy remake of the Mel Gibson - Godzilla (2014)
304classic. No better way to cele- - Big / 13 Going On 30
305brate Jesus' birth than with post- - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
306apocalyptic warfare. - The Goonies
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312 * E N T E R T A I N M E N T : o Mr. Howell: Greed
313 / \ T E L E V I S I O N o Mrs. Howell: Anger
314 o o\ o Ginger: Lust
315 //.\\ You're watching these great o Professor: Pride
316 //|\\ movies on the small screen, o Mary Ann: Jealousy
317////\O\ so now, let's watch some-
318o | |o thing actually made for it. If you have no idea who any of the
319 /_\ There are so many great TV above people are, put this DVD set
320 series. And so many terri- on your Christmas list!
321ble ones, too. We'll name a bunch of
322good ones. 6) The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
323
324 Such a funny show. i could watch
325TELEVISION SIT COMS: Jazzy get kicked out of the house
326 over and over again! Such a talent
3271) Seinfeld Will Smith is in his first foray
328 from music to acting, other than in
329In retrospect, the show's not as his music videos, of course.
330funny as it was back then, because
331there's been so much humor built on 7) M*A*S*H
332it that the novelty's over. But for
333those who grew up with it, it's just One of our Dear Readers suggested
334as memorable, as we've come to i- this and #8 to us, and I'm ashamed
335dentify with the characters and to overlook these. M*A*S*H seems
336situations we've come to love. Nine like a sitcom, but it's touching,
337seasons are available. dramatic, horrifying and heartwarm-
338 ing as much as it's funny. M*A*S*H
3392) The Honeymooners puts a face on soldiers and lets
340 the viewers of this popular show
341Still Arguably the best situation understand the reality and cost of
342comedy of all time. The only possi- war.
343ble exception is:
344 8) All In The Family
3453) I Love Lucy
346 This show had a liberal, sometimes
347The humor in these two shows are statist slant, but it always taught
348timeless. lessons without telling us *how* to
349 think. It encouraged discussion of
3504) Leave It To Beaver relevant topics, and helped us to
351 laugh at the ridiculousness of
352A stark contrast from today's social stereotyping. Like M*A*S*H, this
353conventions, but the lessons learned popular series was hysterically
354seem to apply to all generations. I funny and dramatically serious all
355love the episode where Beaver gets at once, a hard line to balance.
356his head stuck in the fence.
357 OTHER COMEDIES readers suggest:
3585) Gilligan's Island
359 o The King of Queens
360Nonsensical fun! The cast knew how o My Favorite Martian
361absurd their series was when they o The Odd Couple (2014)
362read Sherwood Schwartz's scripts. o The Goldbergs (2012)
363Actually, as an allegory, each of o Night Court
364the seven castaways represents one o Cheers
365of each of the seven deadly sins: o Bob Newhart Show
366 o The Cosby Show
367 o Gilligan: Sloth o The Simpsons
368 o Skipper: Greed o Chuck
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375 * E N T E R T A I N M E N T : o Nintendo NES: NEStopia
376 / \ R E T R O G A M I N G o Sega Genesis, Game Gear, Master
377 o o\ System, Sega CD: Fusion
378 //.\\ Who needs all the bells and o Arcade: MAME
379 //|\\ whistles? Actually, retro o Super Nintendo: SNES9X
380////\O\ video games HAVE those, but o TurboGraf-X 16: DPCE
381o | |o they are like the Tor of the
382 /_\ video game world: just str8 Once you have your desired emulator
383 up simplistic fun! Who did program, you can now search for ROM
384not like blasting Space Invaders, files for your favorite games. To
385being a *Defender* against invading give a gift to a fan of the classic
386landers turning our human into mu- games, fill a CD with an emulator
387tants, blow apart a Centipede or eat and all kinds of ROMs and surprise
388monsters with your Pac-Man? There her on Christmas or Hannukah!
389are several ways to play classic
390video games: 3) Retro Games of Retro Games. A
391 few such titles are on consoles.
3921) Plug & Play systems. Pharmacies, Playstation 1 has a title called
393department stores and electronics ATARI 80 CLASSICS. The program is
394boutiques carry retro video game an Atari emulator and 80 ROMs. It
395console emulators pre-loaded with is also available for Windows PC.
396tons of classic titles. Some that You can play these on the platform
397we recommend are: you prefer. In fact, if you are a
398 Windows user, there is a PlaySta-
399o Atari Flashback 6 tion emulator called ePSXe. If you
400o Sega Genesis 2 acquire the Playstation disc, you
401o ColectoVision can play it on a PC with Windows.
402o Intellivision not only that, what is more amazing
403o Game Gear hand-held is since each game is included on
404 the CD as an exact copy of an orig-
405The Game Gear title is notable be- inal cartridge, those files can be
406cause it has an SD slot. A person copied and played on the Stella 3
407can actually download Sega Genesis emulator!
408ROMS from the internet, transfer the
409ROMs to SD card media, and play the There is a nice Activision collec-
410games directly. Theoretically, you tion on Game Boy Advance. And if
411can have hundreds of games on a card all those systems are just too new
412and play all the titles you enjoyed fangled for you, thre's one other
413as a tot. option:
414
4152)Emulators. The aforementioned ROM 4) Buy a classic system!
416files are exact copies of classic
417video game cartridges. To play the eBay and Amazon are good starting
418classic games, you need two com- points, but there are sites like
419ponents: the ROM and an emulator. A http://tradengames.com that sell
420ROM is the game, the emulator is a retro systems and games. Social
421program that behaves like a system, media has game commerce threads
422and can interpret the ROM. with some really rare finds. Why
423 not re-introduce that hardcore game
424You can find emulators throughout player with an original NES or an
425the clearnet. Here are the names of Atari 7800? Even if you can't get
426some systems and the emulator that the manuals, http://digitpress.org
427best mimicks each: and http://atariage.com are havens
428 for resources and supplements. If
429o Atari: Stella 3 you're in the market for some of
430o Intellivision: Bliss these classic games, below is a
431o ColecoVision Blue MSX list to reignite your memory:
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437Atari 2600 Nintendo NES
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439o Adventure o 1942
440o Atlantis (Imagic) o Anticipation (fun family game)
441o Barnstorming (Activision) o BattleToads
442o Berzerk o Bionic Commando (I was shocked at
443o Centipede the final boss!)
444o Cosmic Ark (Imagic) o Bomb Jack
445o Crazy Climber (hard to find) o CastleVania 1 & 3
446o Demon Attack (Imagic) o Commando
447o Empire Strikes Back (Parker Bros) o Contra 1 & 2 and Super Contra
448o Enduro (Activision) o Double Dragon 1 & 2
449o E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial o Double Dribble
450 (actually fun if you have manual) o Dragon Warrior (I never won it)
451o Frogger (Parker Bros) o Duck Hunt (usually packaged with
452o G.I. Joe * Super Mario Bros 1) *
453o Haunted House o Elevator Action
454o Jr. Pac-Man o Excite Bike
455o KaBoom! (Activision) * o Faxanadu (but I may be the only
456o Krull one who knows the game)
457o Mario Bros. o Fester's Quest
458o Midnight Magic o Gauntlet
459o Moon Patrol o Goonies 2 (Goonies 1 can be
460o Ms Pac-Man played on an emulator; don't know
461o Night Driver * its origin)
462o Phoenix o Gradius
463o Pitfall (Activision) o Gremlins 2: The New Batch
464o Pitfall II: Lost Caverns o Gyruss
465 (Activision) o Hogan's Alley *
466o Raiders of the Lost Ark o Ice Hockey
467o Snoopy & The Red Baron (really o Ikari Warriors
468 hard to find) o Jaws
469o Solaris o Kid Icarus
470o Space Invaders o Kid Niki: Radical Ninja
471o Super Breakout * o Kung Fu Master
472o Turmoil (20th Century Fox) o Legend of Zelda
473o Vanguard o Metroid
474o Venture (Coleco) o Mike Tyson's Punch-Out (I love
475o Video Pinball Bald Bull)
476o Warlords * (great for 3 or 4 o Ninja Gaiden
477 players) o RC Pro Am
478o Yar's Revenge o Romance of the Three Kingdoms (it
479 wasn't an average Nintendo game
480* Paddle Controller Required but I got highly addicted)
481 o Skate or Die
482Atari 7800 (plays 2600 games too) o Spy vs Spy
483 o Super Mario Brothers 1-3
484o Asteroids o T&C Surf Design (another I was
485o Crossbow (must play!) hooked on)
486o Desert Falcon o Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
487o Dig Dug o Tetris (there were 2 Tetrises!
488o Ninja Golf (!) Tengen's was unauthorized.)
489o Pole Position II o Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
490o Robotron o Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link
491o Summer Games (Epyx)
492o Xenophobe * Light Gun Controller Required
493o Xevious
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499 * T O Y S : HELLO KITTY LIQUID MOTION GLOW
500 / \ F O R T H E G I R L S HELLO KITTY GLITTER GLOW
501 o o\ Sanrio
502 //.\\ These gifts are perfect for
503 //|\\ under a girl's Christmas For the hippie who never grew up,
504////\O\ tree or Hannukah bush. Just these are official Hello Kitty lava
505o | |o watch the look of joy when lamps. The Glitter Glow lamp is a
506 /_\ they unwrap these goodies! gold glitter lava lamp.
507
508SHOPKINS HELLO KITTY RESCUE SET
509By Moose Toys Sanrio
510
511Every girl in the universe has it on This deluxe set includes five Hello
512their list. I don't get them but Kitty figures, an emergency heli-
513they are HOT! You can find them in coptor, an emergency Ambulance, and
5142-pack baskets, 5-pack cards and 12- many accessories. Hello Kitty to
515pack cards. There are 3 seasons of the rescue!
516Shopkins so far and no doubt more
517are coming! If you want to surprise LEGO FRIENDS HEARTLAKE AIRPORT
518your special girl, go on eBay and Lego Group
519get season 1 or 2 figures! Or pay
520with bitcoin on Silk Road 3! Lego Friends' Heartlake City is a
521 pastel counterpart to Lego City.
522DISNEY LITTLE MERMAID The Heartlake Airport includes the
523MERMAID SISTERS GIFT SET airport, and giant white and laven-
524By Mattel der commerical jet. Set includes
525 three mini-doll figures: Stephanie,
526Young girls love these Polly Pocket Sandra, and David.
527sized Disney Princess dolls. For
528the first time, *ALL* of Ariel's LITTLEST PET SHOP PET FEST
529sisters are available in one gift HASBRO
530set! Includes Ariel, Andrina,
531Aquata, Atina, Alana, Adella, and Girls cherish these super-cute tiny
532Arista. Aerial would have extra bobble-headed animals. The Pet
533sisters, but they ran out of names Fest deluxe set includes 16 litt-
534that begin and end in A. All 7 lest pets for her to love and care
535feature shell bikinis that change for. Instant collection.
536color in warm water.
537 BARBIE SISTERS FUN DAY
538NERF REBELLE DUET Mattel
539NERF REBELLE TRUE LEGACY BOW
540By Hasbro Barbie and her sister Skipper look
541 like they're dressed for an 80s mu-
542For all those young women who can't sic fest. Barbie dons a black and
543wait to join the NRA, the Rebelle white striped miniskirt, black top
544series are firearms and other pro- and pink vest jacket. Skipper is
545jectile weapons just for her. The in leopard skin legings and a T-
546Duet is a 2 barrel pistol & True shirt emblazoned with the phrase,
547Legacy Bow is a compound bow. If "#I Love Music" in Frankie Goes to
548your girl wants to grow up to be Hollywood font.
549Katniss, this is for her. Each
550weapon includes jewelery and gems 2015 HOLIDAY BARBIE
551to glam up your Nerf Rebelle guns Mattel
552and bows and make your own.
553 This is a Mattel tradition. this
554 year, Barbie is in a red strapless
555 gown and pendulous silver earrings.
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685MONSTER HIGH SLOMAN "SLO-MOE" MORTA- * T O Y S :
686VICH AND GHOULIA YELPS 2 PACK / \ F O R T H E B O Y S
687 o o\
688Nothing is as romantic as zombie //.\\ Here are some of 2015's cool
689love! Slo-Moe is in Monster High's //|\\ toys for boys and boys at
690chess club and Ghoulia is well-es- ////\O\ heart. The major problem is
691tablished in the series. Fans of o | |o prying them out of Dad's
692Monster High have known Slo-Moe from /_\ hands so the kids can use
693the series' early days in 2010, and them!
694he was never released as a toy until
695now, although a plan to rotate him STAR WARS EPIC BATTLES MICRO MACHINES
696in a "Ghoul Spirit" wave was canned. Hasbro
697If you know a Monster High fan but
698are confused by it all, just get her This Toys R Us Exclusive features 48
699this. She'll be inexplicably happy! Micro Machines vehicles and figures.
700 Also included is a play mat so kids
701MONSTER HIGH DEADLUXE HIGH SCHOOL can engage in their own galactic dog-
702Mattel fights and battles!
703
704For the Monster High fan that has #STICKBOT STUDIO
705everything, but where to put it? Zing Toys
706
707ALEX SPA SKETCH & SPARKLE TATTOO #StickBot Studio is a pair of laid
708PENS back translucent stick figures with
709Alex sucker pad limbs, and a tripod for
710 your cell phone camera. Kids cre-
711Girls can freestyle their own tattoo ate their own animations and upload
712designs on their body with the spec- to YouTube where they are tracked.
713ial set of non-toxic, skin-safe body You Create! You Animate! You SHARE!
714pens. Stencils and gems to glam up
715the look are included. PLAMOBIL CITY ACTION POLICE STATION
716 Plamobil
717THE LEGO MOVIE WYLDSTYLE CLOCK
718PlaSMmart The Plymobil Police Station is a 2-
719 story headquarters that comes with a
720now children can wake up to The Lego crook, 3 cops, and over 250 pieces.
721Movie's sassy and daring Master Plamobil always were famous for over-
722Builder. The clock is a large 8" loading their packages with goodies!
723Wyldstyle minifigure with a digital Kids can pretend that the perp is a
724display and alarm. A LiberTORian wrongly accused Edward Snowden and
725article on the Lego Movie is in this help him escape from the well-meaning
726issue; be sure to read it. but misguided police, only knowing
727 what the feds told them.
728STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE BERRY BEST
729ADVENTURE COLLECTION THE LEGO MOVIE EMMET LED LIGHT
730Hasbro PlaSmart
731
732Originally by the American Greetings This oversized Lego Minifigure is the
733Company, Strawberry Shortcake is perfect size for a child's hands, and
734back for a new generation of girls when you press his chest, the LED
735to love! This deluxe 5-pack comes lights in his legs light up. Be ad-
736with Strawberry Shortcake and some vised: these lights are bright! It's
737of her best-loved friends from the a great gift for preppers, although
7381980s: Orange Blossom, Raspberry his fellow preppers may laugh him off
739tart, Lemon Merange, and Cherry Jam when he's using one under Marshall
740(a newer addition). And they are law and everyone else has regular
741scented, like the originals! lights!
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747LEGO STAR WARS MTT MINECRAFT PERIODIC TABLE
748Lego Group Mattel
749
750This huge model is built from over Not since the Pet Rock has something
751900 Lego pieces! It is one of the so useless been so in demand (well,
752Trade Federation's most rugged land except anything Cards Against Hu-
753vehicles, and it comes with 7 Battle manity). It's a bunch of Minecraft
754Droids, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, a Naboo blocks; one for each mineral in the
755Guard, a Droid, a STAP, and lots of game. But give the kids some Mine-
756hidden surprises! This one will be craft figurines, also by Mattel, and
757out of production very shortly, so they'll be lost for hours in their
758act quickly or you'll pay triple the world.
759price on eBay in a few months!
760 WWE RAW EDITION AUTHENTIC SCALE RING
761PERPLEXUS EPIC Mattel
762Spin Master
763 Recreate epic matches with this 40+
764This 12" clear globe is actually a piece set, designed for 6 inch fig-
765giant 360� marble maze. By working ures. This 22 inch square ring in-
766both with and against gravity, you cludes rubber turnbuckles and a real
767must navigate the ball through 125 fabric skirt. It also stores 50 of
768obstacles of increasing difficulty. your wrestling figures.
769Can you complete the Perplexus?
770 HEXBUG BATTLE SPIDER
771POWER RANGERS DINO CHARGE: DINO ZORD Innovations First
772MEGA PACK This 2-Hexbug Spider set is perfect
773Bandai for father-and-son play. Build your
774 fortress. Activate your remote con-
775This Toys R Us Exclusive features trol Hexbug Spider. Battle with
776six multi-colored Dino Zords who lasers and strike down the opposing
777combine into a Mega Zord. This set spider!
778is special because it has gold
779chrome parts and glow in the dark LEGO CITY POLICE STATION
780chargers. Lego Group
781
782GIANT SIZE GODZILLA Lego City is mostly now just cops
783Jakks Pacific and robbers. There always has to be
784 a villain nowadays... but Lego sure
785He's the king of the monsters. And has evolved! If you miss this, do
786he's over 3 feet tall! The ultimate not fret. Lego releases a new one
787Godzilla is fully articulated and every few years.
788features a swinging tail. Bandai
789released one in the 1970s. If your CLASSIC ARMY MEN
790guy is all grown up, go find it on Various companies including ToySmith
791eBay and he'll be yours for life!
792If he's just a kid, this one will Simply a timeless toy. No further
793make his year! explanation is needed.
794
795TRANSFORMERS GENERATIONS COMBINER Boys are easily pleased. Give them
796WARS OPTIMUS PRIME Star Wars figures, Transformers,
797Hasbro G.I. Joe, Marvel figures, real hero
798 figures (actual military men that
799Reminiscent of 1986 Ultra Magnus. are G.I. Joe sized), and they'll be
800Theres nothing else to say; Prime is happy.
801a libertarian role model for 30+
802years. "Freedom is the right of all There's more to come. Read on,
803all sentient beings", is his motto. spirit. Read on.
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871 * G A M E S : MUNCHKIN
872 / \ F O R A D U L T S Steve Jackson Games
873 o o\
874 //.\\ Christmas is for grown-ups, Steve Jackson was mentioned in issue
875 //|\\ too! Enhance the festive 9 of LiberTORian. He's best known
876////\O\ spirit of Christmas time for this game, a spoof of RPG gaming
877o | |o with some great, well de- itself. Knock down the door, fight
878 /_\ signed games. monsters, get to level 10 first! It
879 is all about advancing levels above
880JOE NAME IT all else. Whimsical and fun, for 3
881Gamewright to 6 players.
882
883*Joe Name It* is a pocket-sized fast MAGIC 8 BALL
884paced party game. Roll the die, Mattel
885draw a card, and fill in the blank
886with the number rolled. Be the 1st You know what this is. up to 20 re-
887to answer the question, like "name a sponses to your baffling questions.
888music group with [blank] members". It was invented in 1950!
889If you roll a 4, be the first to say
890"Beatles", for instance. Everyone * T O Y S :
891plays with an invisible "Joe" who / \ F O R A D U L T S
892gets wrong answers and can even win o o\
893the game! For 12+ //.\\ And now for the coolest, or
894 //|\\ just plain geekiest, gifts
895SETTLERS OF CATAN ////\O\ for Christmas. These gifts
896Mayfair Games o | |o amp up the awesome factor,
897 /_\ or the nerd factor, or BOTH
898build settlements and develop so- AT ONCE!
899cieties in this euro-inspired game
900from Mayfair Games. This is des- LEGO BIG BANG THEORY
901tined to be a classic of tomorrow. LEGO GROUP
902
903STRATEGO ORIGINAL Recreate Leonard & Sheldon's apart-
904Patch ment with much of their toys in this
905 Lego set. Includes Leonard, Shel-
906Stratego has returned and it's just don, Penny, Amy, Howard, Raj and
907like the original, with minor chan- Bernadette.
908ges. The spy is now a woman, for
909instance (at first I thought she was LEGO BIRDS
910a new character: The telephone oper- LEGO GROUP
911ator). There is a new character who
912adds a twist: The infiltrator. You If that wasn't nerdy enough, Lego
913can play with the infiltrator, or has a set of birds which definitely
914play classic Stratego, exactly like look graceful and smooth despite the
915the original from the 1960s. "brickiness" of the Lego brick.
916 Build three birds and place them on
917PANDEMIC stands with plaques showing their
918Z-Man Games scientific names. Instructions also
919 includes information about the spe-
920Tired of scheming against each other cies.
921and all the malice? Pandemic is a
922cooperative game, where everyone R.E.V.: ROBOTIC ENHANCED VEHICLES
923works together and wins or loses as WowWee
924a team. Players are a team of med-
925ical experts trying to contain out- What could be cooler than a pair of
926brakes of diseases. Can you save streamlined bluetooth sports cars
927the world as a team? equipped with lasers? How about
928
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995pitting them in a battle against shop and pick up an orange gel pen.
996each other? The R.E.V. Battle Pack
997includes two smart vehicles: one SEA MONKEYS
998black and one white, and you can Sea Monkeys
999play two ways, person vs person, or
1000person vs. CPU! TOTALLY AWESOME! They're actually just brine shrimp
1001 and they occur in nature, not made
1002RE-ACTION FIGURES in a lab. Their advertisements
1003Re-Action graced comic book pages in the 1960s
1004 and 1970s. Still cool today. Did
1005These 3 1/4 inch action figures are you know they have THREE EYES? They
1006so retro, they are barely articu- are born with one baby eye, grow two
1007lated; they move their heads, legs, adult eyes and as they get older,
1008and arms, and that's about it. They lose their baby eye. Then they put
1009are so much like vintage Star Wars their eye under the pillow and the
1010figures, it doesn't matter! Even eye fairy gives them money while the
1011the packaging is retro-cool! Re- Sea Monkey sleeps. Actually, the
1012action figures exist for such movie last sentence was made up but the
1013franchises as Jaws, The Fifth Ele- eye lesson is true.
1014ment, Predator, Firefly, Scarface,
1015Taxi Driver, and many other cult HEXA DRONE
1016faves! Collect them all! Skeye
1017
1018DISNEY STAR WARS STAR DESTROYER This $45 mini-drone has six blades
1019BLUETOOTH SPEAKER instead of the usual four and looks
1020iHome totally awesome! Available at the
1021 Awesomer Shop:
1022Repel girls from your home and enjoy http://shop.theawesomer.com/sales/
1023the solitude by playing all your skeye-hexa-drone
1024favorite tunes through the speaker
1025of a STAR DESTROYER. Put on the CHEAP PERFUMES/COLOGNES
1026Imperial Theme from Star Wars, then Bod
1027amp it up to 11! You just ROCK!
1028Also available in Millennium Falcon, Bod is a line of inexpensive scents
1029for you rebel scum. for men or women. They're really
1030 cheap, so just ask for a whole bunch
1031SUPER SPIROGRAPH 50TH ANNIVERSARY and try them all to find your favor-
1032EDITION ite, or rotate them around to keep
1033Kahootz them guessing! It's a small invest-
1034 ment for something you may love!
1035Yeah, yeah. The packaging says,
1036"Ages 8 and up", but you know it's SILVER COINAGE
1037for us adults who enjoyed it our-
1038selves. You really learn math and Silver is so undervalued today, and
1039geometry doing this, just don't let the Federal Reserve is planning to
1040the kids know they're learning. It topple the house of cards economy
1041is total fun making geometric de- they created, so it's the best in-
1042signs. The pens are even better, as surance policy for economic ruin.
1043they are GEL pens instead of un- They're asthetically pleasing. 1 oz
1044reliable ball points. Also, the set bullion coins from the U.S. mint are
1045uses putty to hold the rings in nice, but the Perth Mint and Canada
1046place, so you don't poke holes in make theirs with more silver! It's
1047your paper like you did with old- the perfect gift for anyone.
1048fashioned Spirographs. The only
1049drawback is that there are only 3 That's the list for 2015. Who knows
1050pens; the set from the 1970s had what amazing and wonderful things
1051four. So go to your local craft next year holds? ((L))
1052
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1123 LIBERtorIAN's EXCELLENT CHRISTMAS / \ By the LiberTORian / \
1124 MOVIE NIGHT VIEWING SCHEDULE | | Writers | |
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1127
1128
1129This title's a misnomer; you really o 50 years later. The commentary on
1130can't watch all these in one night. / \ commercialism actually grows more
1131But all these movies are on Blu-ray | | relevant every time. It's actually
1132or DVD, and various streaming sites ===== ironic, since Charlez M. Schulz was
1133like Netflix, or whatever you choose d heavy into merchandizing his "Pea-
1134to use, if any. So turn on your nuts" characters. And who today
1135tube and start watching them all! would produce a special where one of
1136 the characters stops and tells a
1137 o Bible story for A FULL MINUTE? Edgy
11381) How The Grinch Stole Christmas / \ stuff by today's standards.
1139 | |
1140We at LiberTORian mean the animated ===== 5) Elf
1141Chuck Jones production featuring b
1142the voice of Boris Karloff. That Will Farrell is just so... "Happy"
1143sad little dog, Max, goes through a and you can't resist a smile viewing
1144lot in it. What adult can resist his innocent naivete. Remember, he
1145singing in their best bass voice, o is NOT an Elf... he's a human raised
1146"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!"? / \ by Elves.
1147Entertaining in every way, yet the | |
1148meaning of Christmas is sneakily in- ===== 6) A Christmas Story
1149serted into the story so you learn d
1150a lesson as well. AVOID THE JIM For nostalgia lovers especially. A
1151CARREY VERSION. Christmas story harkens back to the
1152 real feel of Christmas time for a
11532) A Christmas Carol o boy growing up in the 1940s. You
1154 / \ actually can feel the Christmas
1155Many classic live-action movies are | | coziness, in between laughs. It's
1156out there, and they're all excellent ===== a very funny film; just the scene
1157but our personal favorite features b where Ralph is frantically decoding
1158Alec Finney. The songs are memora- Little Orphan Annie's message is
1159ble. If you prefer another classic worth the price of admission. This
1160version, enjoy it instead. They're movie, actually, like Frequency and
1161all good! o Napoleon Dynamite, actually saw its
1162 / \ success AFTER its theatrical run.
11633) The Polar Express | | And now it's a classic, with what is
1164 ===== probably the most classic line in a
1165One of the newer movies but it has d Christmas movie, "You'll shoot your
1166all the magic of the classics. This eye out, kid."
1167movie is perfect for that tween who
1168probably lost the magic years ago. 7) Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
1169Good animation, touching, and a nice o
1170break from all that samey Pixar / \ This atomic horror B-movie may be
1171stuff. | | far-fetched and cheesy but it's also
1172 ===== plenty of fun and a good movie for
11734) A Charlie Brown Christmas b the kids. And there's one really
1174 clever moment in the whole film: the
1175This is the Christmas special that invading martians realize that the
1176all others are judged against. This Earth settlements are above ground
1177must-see special still shines strong and make easy targets.
1178
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1182
11838) Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer o you should be able to find it. I
1184 / \ always liked the scene where George
1185This classic Rankin-Bass special is | | builds a rocket. Canadian cartoons
1186one of my personal favorites. You ===== rock!
1187really feel for Rudolph, especially d
1188in the light of the fact that Santa 14) Scrooged!
1189is a real JERK! He says, "Shame on
1190You", to Donner just for trying to Everyone likes Bill Murray (unless
1191let Rudolph fit in with all of the o he discusses politics or decides to
1192other reindeer. What? He's got to / \ make his own "serious" movies), and
1193be an outcast because his nose is | | this twist on Dickens' "A Christmas
1194different from everyone else's? So ===== Carol" is one of his all-time best
1195what kind of message are you teach- b performances. I love the one ghost
1196ing people, Santa? It makes me who keeps hitting Scrooge on the
1197even more sympathetic to all those head.
1198misfit toys, which I wanted to
1199adopt for my own each Christmas! o 15) The Trolls and the Christmas
1200 / \ Express
12019) Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa | |
1202Claus (#1) ===== Originally a Showtime or HBO special
1203 d (as if they're not essentially the
1204This one is a traditionally-ani- same channel). This one is also an
1205mated cartoon reminiscent of "The obscure one that you'll have to turn
1206Peanuts". to YouTube to watch. Trolls try to
1207 o devise plans to foil Christmas, and
120810) Yes, Virginia There Is a Santa / \ they finally do, but you never know
1209Claus (#2) | | why until they succeed, and then you
1210 ===== are treated to a surprise, "trick"
1211This one is CGI and features the b ending!
1212voice of Neil Patrick Harris.
1213 16) The Christmas Twist
121411) National Lampoon's Christmas
1215Vacation o Here's a secret for you guys: women
1216 / \ *love* those Hallmark romantic theme
1217Oh, those crazy Griswalds! And | | Christmas movies. If you want to
1218their iconic camper! I live for ===== make your girl happy, take the time
1219the moment when the Christmas bo- d to watch one with her. "The Christ-
1220nus comes every year, and it's mas Twist" is an intentional parody
1221jars of jelly! I know someone who of these types of movies, and the
1222quotes every line from the movie acting is intentionally bad. It's
1223as it happens. Really annoying to o about a woman who opens a pretzel-
1224watch with him. / \ shaped cookie shop: you know, the
1225 | | kind of sugar cookie you get along
122612) White Christmas ===== with other types in the round tins
1227 b at Christmas time- because it was
1228A lot of Christmas movies are mu- the dream of a dying man she ran
1229sicals or feature music, but how over. Find it on YouTube or a Blaze
1230many feature *NAZIS* and cross- search (http://theblaze.com)
1231dressing antics to evade them? o
1232And that's what Christmas is all / \ 17) Eight Crazy Nights
1233about, Charlie Brown. | |
1234 ===== This is a hand-drawn animation with
123513) George And The Christmas Star d Adam Sandler. Actually, since his
1236 character looks like Adam Sandler, I
1237A delightfully-animated Canadian wonder why it was animated in the
1238cartoon. This one's harder to first place. It's essentially a
1239locate, but go check YouTube and Hannukah-themed "Scrooge" type story
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1245of character development. The real o Another magical Rankin-Bass special.
1246star of the movie is "The Channukah / \
1247Song 3.0", which Sandler wrote. | | 23) Rudolph's Shiny New Year
1248 =====
124918) Frosty The Snowman b Another magical Rankin-Bass special.
1250
1251Rankin-Bass animation rocked it all: 24) The Toy that Saved Christmas
1252their stop motion features were imag-
1253initive and just plain rocked, but o The VeggieTales is a Christian-
1254they also made great hand animation, / \ themed franchise which always teach-
1255including this hioliday special. It | | a Biblical message in an entertain-
1256is based on the classic Christmas ===== ing way. It's a great series for
1257song. And what child or adult can't d children, but so much of the humor
1258watch Frosty melt away without being is geared to adults, I think they
1259reduced to a blubbering mess? There get the real enjoyment of this ser-
1260is a sequel, "Frosty Returns" which ies. And don't let the religious
1261can't hold a candle to this one. It o theme deceive you into thinking that
1262is to the original as the Jim Carrey / \ the production values are low. They
1263Grinch is to the original animated | | are as high (and sometimes higher)
1264version. ===== than anything else out there. "The
1265 b Toy That Saved Christmas" is one of
126619) Santa Claus is Coming to Town at least three Veggie Tales specials
1267 expressing the true meaning of the
1268Another Rankin-Bass special, this holiday.
1269one explains all the traditions that o
1270are associated with Santa, including / \ 25) Mr. Magoo's A Christmas Carol
1271the origin of his beard, his suit | |
1272(actually, in real life, Santa's ===== You can really get Scrooged to death
1273suit is red because it was given to d watching so many renditions of "A
1274him in an ad by the Coca'Cola comp- Christmas Carol". It's like listen-
1275any). And his arch enemy is a dic- ing to a "Peter and the Wolf" mara-
1276tator named Burger Meister Meister thon. But this version, featuring
1277Burger, who has to be German. o the beloved, nearsighted character
1278 / \ voiced by the late Jim Bakkus, is a
127920) The Year Without a Santa Claus | | must watch. It's got some of the
1280 ===== best songs in a Christmas special,
1281While we're talking about the Rankin b and is unique in "A Christmas Carol"
1282Bass Specials, every list must in- iterations in that it has the vision
1283clude this one, if only for two of impairment humor idiomatic to Mr.
1284the greatest characters ever to take Magoo's TV series.
1285stage on the TV screen: Heat Meiser o
1286and Cold miser, and their minions, / \ I can't believe that we came up with
1287who are identical looking tiny ver- | | 25 so quickly! Some submissions are
1288sions of them. ===== from you, but I love them all. This
1289 d equals one special for every day of
129021) A Miser Brothers' Christmas December until Christmas. Here are
1291 more titles if you can't get enough:
1292Arthur Rankin and Jules Bass (yes,
1293someone here at LiberTORian is THAT o - The Santa Clause 1 & 2
1294nerdy that the knows their full / \ - Elf (animated Jim Parsons special)
1295names) [note from Synonymous 2: it | | - The Christmas That Almost Wasn't
1296was Synonymous 1] knew that they HAD ===== - VeggieTales: The Star of Christmas
1297to give these two their own billing, b - It's a Wonderful Life (MUST WATCH)
1298after the unexpected but inevitable - The Snowman (animated)
1299success of these two mega stars! - Red Skeleton Christmas Special
1300 - VeggieTales: Its a Meaningful life
130122) The Little Drummer Boy - The Nativity Story ((L))
1302
1303
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1326=============================( BY SYNONYMOUS 1 )==============================
1327--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1328
1329Kwanzaa is a made-up holiday. You some of Kwanzaa's customs have been
1330will probably say, "All holidays are reappropriated from various harvest
1331made up; they're not found in na- customs in Africa, allegedly.
1332ture." Okay, Dr. Sheldon Cooper. I
1333get it. But read along this path of Actually, even the customs, as every
1334discovery, and you'll learn, unless aspect of this holiday, finds its
1335you already know, that Kwanzaa is a origin somewhere outside Africa.
1336holiday without any historical or The name "Kwanzaa", and the names of
1337religious significance, the way all its seven tenets, are not tradition-
1338other holidays are. In fact, it is al African words, but Swahili. The
1339a fake. word "kwanza" means "first fruits"
1340 in Swahili. Its creator added an A
1341The majority of American people, not after the end for no particular rea-
1342taught the origins of Kwanzaa, are son.
1343led to believe that it's an African
1344traditional celebration that just so More on the holiday itself; Kwanzaa
1345happens to fall around Christmas. isn't best understood without first
1346Not surprising; it's an assumption getting to know its inventor: Ron
1347people are intentionally led to be- Everett. That's his real name. He
1348lieve by omission of facts. And its is known as Dr. Maulena Karenga now,
1349celebrants will advance the lie out- and Ron Karenga in 1966, the year he
1350rightly. The official Kwanzaa web invented the holiday. Confused yet?
1351site: http://www.officialkwanzaa Karenga is a racist and a Marxist
1352 website.org/ statist who, like the Grinch, hated
1353describes the holiday as "an [al- Christmas. Except, his heart never
1354leged]African American and Pan-Afri- grew three sizes that day. His hate
1355can holiday celebrated by millions for white people hardened him to the
1356throughout the world African commun- point that he regarded Christmas as
1357ity." This is a lie. If you visit a white person's holiday.
1358an average traditional African town
1359and say, "Happy Kwanzaa", they will There's a lot to cover in the True
1360look at you, perplexed, and answer, History of Kwanzaa, but it's time to
1361"What are you talking about?" For stop a minute and reflect on some-
1362it is not celebrated traditionally thing: Christmas is the celebration
1363by the African community, although of the birth of Jesus Christ, whose
1364
1365
1366
1367-Page 23-
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1424 ________________________________________________________
1425===========( DEPICTED: Maulena Karenga, the inventor of Kwanzaa )===========
1426
1427
1428
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1430
1431birth was in order to, as Christians own cult, Gail Davis and Deborah
1432believe, save ALL OF MANKIND. Jesus Jones. Jones was high-ranking in
1433didn't come to save the whites only, the cult, coronated by Karenga as an
1434or some of mankind. He wasn't even "African Queen". He accused them of
1435a Caucasian himself; He was Hebrew. of trying to poison his food and
1436 water and demanded they hand over
1437Back to Professor Karenga... that's the poison. When they didn't (be-
1438right: he's a professor residing at cause there was none), he forced the
1439California State University. When two women to strip naked, whereupon
1440you know more about Karenga, the he beat them both with a baton and
1441fact that he teaches college stu- an electrical cord. They were bru-
1442dents is yet another example on the tally tortured in various other ways
1443pile of proof that college is one of including, but not limited to tight-
1444America's biggest rip-offs. ening the toe of one of them in a
1445 vice, using a hot soldering iron to
1446Karenga is your typical 1960s racist burn their face and mouth, and force
1447black activist. He's a proponent feeding laundry detergent to them.
1448of racial segregation who not only Happy Kwanzaa!
1449invented a racist holiday, he formed
1450his own Black Panthers style racist Karenga served four or five years in
1451organization called United Slaves, prison for his sadistic acts which
1452or US. Their slogan was, "Anywhere wouldn't cause #BlackLivesMatter or
1453we are, US is." (I hope he's not a Planned Parenthood to bat an eye,
1454professor of English.) The organi- because only *some* black lives mat-
1455zation was cult-like. ter, and only *some* misogamy ex-
1456 ists (and usually the only misogamy
1457For all Karenga's hatred for white that exists to Planned Parenthood
1458people and Jews, his hatred for the doesn't really exist!) This is the
1459rival racist group the Black Pan- kind of either violations that the
1460thers was just as bitter; they were statist left wouldn't have a problem
1461like rival gangs. Karenga was an with. Karenga would make the KKK
1462extremely violent and sadistic per- either proud or jealous.
1463son, but for all his racism, all of
1464the violence he inflicted was on In a Kwanzaa miracle, the court's
1465black people. transcripts are somehow gone! The
1466 coverage on the trial were limited
1467The tensions between Black Panthers to three small LA Times blurbs deep-
1468and US reached its boiling point ly buried.
1469when each group wanted its own thug
1470to be the new Afro-American studies While in prison for torture, the New
1471center president. The rivals were York Times wrote a glowing article
1472brought together by the Black Stu- on his holiday, the first exposure
1473dent Union to resolve their differ- to Kwanzaa that real people got (if
1474ences. The Panthers hurled many you consider New York Times readers
1475verbal personal attacks on Karenga, real people). This was Christmas
1476and after the meeting, two of his Eve, 1971, with Karenga just recent-
1477followers, the Stiner Brothers, ly convicted. Not as much as a
1478tracked down two Panthers after the Kwanzaa miracle than the Times' typ-
1479meeting and shot them dead. There ical deception, no mention of this
1480was a wave of violence between them was found in the article. But then
1481that followed. 16-year-old and already a racist and
1482 anti-Semite Al Sharpton glowingly
1483Karenga grew increasingly paranoid, proclaimed how Kwanzaa will right-
1484even imagining that his own follow- fully commence the "De-whitizing of
1485ers were trying to assassinate him. Christmas", sharing the folly that
1486In June 1970, the founder of Kwan- Christmas is somehow a "white-only"
1487zaa tortured two followers of his holiday.
1488
1489
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1492
1493Examining the Kwanzaa traditions, an statistic that 28 million people
1494investigator discovers conflicts be- practice Kwanzaa, though there's as
1495tween Kwanzaa and the traditions it much real statistical information to
1496purports to reflect. For instance, his claim as there is that he was
1497it was intentionally placed the day being dive-bombed in his cell- one
1498after Christmas as a way to replace of his many delusions.
1499Christmas as an alternative. But
1500when challenged, he said that it is None of the history of Kwanzaa is
1501all coincidence; it just happens to authentic. Even the corn exchange
1502fall on the African "first fruits" on the first day is supposed to be
1503harvest. The problem with this a Mexican maize corn that didn't
1504explanation is that in Africa this exist in Africa until Europeans im-
1505occurs in the fall, a few months be- ported it from the Americas.
1506fore Kwanzaa. Even Better Homes and
1507Gardens helpfully omits anything re- So there is the history of Kwanzaa.
1508lated to the true nature of Kwanzaa; It would make a pretty disturbing
1509the web site actually asks in its Charlie Brown special. To summarize
1510article on Kwanzaa History & Tra- for those just skimming or who like
1511dition, "Does it replace Christmas?" organized summations:
1512If you read the article, the ques-
1513tion is left unanswered. Maybe the 1) Kwanzaa has no African historical
1514"yes" answer was too inconvenient? or religious significance.
1515 2) It was invented in America in the
1516The seven days of Kwanzaa (the last year 1966 by a racist, to cele-
1517day is New Years' Day) each has a brate the black race.
1518Swahili name. By the way, Swahili 3) Kwanzaa was invented for racist
1519wasn't a traditional spoken language reasons to achieve a racist end.
1520in Africa until imperialist times. 4) All of Kwanzaa's traditions were
1521Some of the days have Marxist or ra- stolen from somewhere else.
1522cist undertones, including "Umoja": 5) Kwanzaa is a protest of Christmas
1523(racial) unity, "Ujima": collective although it stole traditions from
1524work and responsibility, and also Christmas and Channukah.
1525"Ujamma": co-operative economics. 6) Its founder is not only a racist,
1526 he is anti-Semitic, violent, de-
1527The Kwanzaa "Menorah", like every- lusional and Marxist.
1528thing in the holiday, is also stolen 7) Karenga, Kwanzaa's inventor, was
1529from non-African traditions. The convicted of torturing women. As
1530real Menorah, of course, is based on a form of justice, he now has a
1531Hannukah, a Holy day of historical, High-ranking position at Cali-
1532cultural and religious significance. fornia State University. The
1533In Kwanzaa, however, it is just a university officially refused to
1534stolen tradition that means nothing answer statements as to why it
1535other than counting Kwanzaa's seven thinks its students should feel
1536days. And, naturally, there is the safe in his presence.
1537gift-giving, which is based on the
1538three gifts of the Magi to Christ. LiberTORian and other libertarians
1539Again, any historical or religious don't care if you celebrate a made
1540context is not existent in Kwanzaa; up racist holiday like Kwanzaa...
1541it's just another thing stolen from we just want you to know its actual
1542a holiday it was created to replace. story. Since the truth about Kwan-
1543 zaa is intentionally overlooked by
1544It was designed to replace Christmas most media, and web sites that pub-
1545but it's celebrated by few. Only 2 lish the facts are disappearing, it
1546million Americans celebrated it at is important that history be pre-
1547its peak, and Americans are the ma- served. I'll speak truth to power
1548jority of its practitioners. Pro- wherever people try giving it equal
1549fessor Karenga claims an unverified footing with real holidays. ((L))
1550
1551
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1554
1555___ __________ __________ __________
1556[O]\ T [O_O_O|O_O]\[O_O|O_O_O]\[O|O_O_O_O]\ ____
1557[O] | [O]\___\___\[O]\_\_____\[O]\____[O]\| __[ _ ]__
1558[O] | H [O]|___ [O]| ______ [O]| [O] | / \
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1562[O_O_O_O_O]\[O_O_O_O_O]\[O_O_O_O_O] [O_O_O_O|O] | \__________/
1563 \_\_______\|\_________\|\_______\_\|\_______\_\| '------'
1564 ___ ____ __________ __ __ __________ __________
1565A Family Film [O_O]_[O_O]\ [O_O_O_O|O]\ [O]\ [O]\ [O_O|O_O_O]\[O_O_O|O_O]\
1566 With a [O]\[O]\[O]\|[O]\____[O] |[O]| [O] |\___[O]\___\[O]\___\___\|
1567 Libertarian [O]|[O]|[O] |[O]| [O] |[O]|_ [O] | [O]| [O]|___
1568 Message [O]|[O]|[O] |[O]| [O] | \_[O]\ [O] | [O]| [O|O O]\
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1570 [OOO] [O]|| [O] |[O]|____[O] | \_[O|O] | ___[O]|___ [O]|_______
1571 [O_|| [O] |[O|O_O_O_O]\| \[O]\|[O|O_O_O_O]\[O|O_O_O_O]\
1572 By G.P.S. \_\| \_\| \_\_______\| \_\| \_\_______\ \_\_______\|
1573
1574
1575Since this is our Christmas issue, least creative, least original per-
1576and since LiberTORian wanted to pro- son in the Lego universe. The story
1577vide analysis of movies and TV, this begins when he gets mixed up with
1578article seemed appropriate since its those trying to restore the social
1579content is about toys, movies, and order. The Lego multiverse is under
1580libertarian themes all at once. The the tyranny of President Business,
1581following article kills all three the President of the entire world
1582birds with one typewriter. and the Octan fuel corporation. At
1583 ________ first glance, one may suspect that
1584 |()()()()| this movie is going to be an anti-
1585 |()()()()| all businesses, anti-oil company
1586 movie. Fox News Channel jumped on
1587!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILER ALERT !!!!!!!!!! this bandwagon, but it's not another
1588 Anti-capitalist film aimed at child-
1589This article contains revealing de- ren. In fact, it's just the oppo-
1590scriptions of the plot of *THE LEGO site.
1591MOVIE*. If you want to see it and
1592not know important plot points be- President Business isn't thought of
1593forehand, STOP reading, put Liber- as a businessman as much as a con-
1594TORian away, and go see it, on DVD, trol crazed statist. According to
1595streaming services, and Blu-Ray. the history of the Lego Multiverse
1596It's readily available to the world. as told by the female Lego Master
1597After viewing, return and read the Builder and rebel Wyldstyle (I had
1598rest of this article. If you're not to look up the spelling to ensure
1599interested in watching or don't care accuracy), the Multiverse was once a
1600about learning the plot, or if you libertarian society. Everyone was
1601can't resist temptation, you're wel- free to build whatever they wanted.
1602come to read on. As a libertarian, President Business was confused by
1603I won't stop you. We'll still save his perception of free building as
1604surprises for you, like what is the disorder, so he drafted the greatest
1605Kragle and who is the special. Master Builders to design the world
1606 ________ for him. Everyone had to build ex-
1607 |()()()()| actly as the instructions the Master
1608 |()()()()| Builders created drew up.
1609
1610*The Lego Movie* is about a Lego It's a model of communism: all work
1611minifigure named Emmet, who is the if for the good of the state. There
1612
1613
1614
1615-Page 27-
1616
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1669================================================================================
1670Emmet is The Lego Movie's unlikely hero. With no creative talent of his own,
1671he gets mixed up in the Lego Master Builders' struggle for freedom when he gets
1672a red piece stuck to his back, the piece that can foil President Business. The
1673Master Builders now think he's special... and maybe he is!
1674
1675
1676
1677-Page 28-
1678
1679is no room for individual creativity which restore to order anything that
1680at all. Entrepreneurship grinds to deviates from the instructions. The
1681a standstill and the soul is sucked Micromanagers also capture Master
1682out of humanity as one's self-worth Builders.
1683is tied to her value to the state. ________
1684 |()()()()|
1685The Master Builders were the privil- |()()()()|
1686eged class, as they got to design
1687the world, but again, it's only done Just to let you know, this movie is
1688for the state. The rest of society also very hilarious. The humor is
1689was to mold the Lego Multiverse into clean, but written at a very adult
1690the image President Business saw level. If you enjoy such adult ani-
1691fit. mation such as *Regular Show*, you
1692 ________ will enjoy this. There is plenty of
1693 |()()()()| pop culture humor, but done in such
1694 |()()()()| a way that it doesn't date itself so
1695 quickly. It's also not obnoxious
1696The movie's anti-authoritarian theme like in *Alladin* or other Disney or
1697is presented early in the movie. As Dreamworks animations. You won't
1698Emmet wakes up to a typical day in feel treated like a child.
1699Lego City, his universe in the Lego ________
1700Multiverse, he picks up his list of |()()()()|
1701instructions. These are the rules |()()()()|
1702that all Lego minifigures are to
1703live by. Some mock consumer culture A live action sequence occurs toward
1704such as "buy overpriced coffee". the end of the movie, and we learn
1705Others are general rules to achieve that the entire plot of the movie is
1706conformity without murmuring. the child playing out the adventure.
1707 The child's father is played by Will
1708Lenin said, "The quickest and easi- Farrell. Just a bonus. Just like
1709est way to undermine a culture is President Business, he becomes frus-
1710through its music." Look at the trated when the child takes apart
1711Western world today and compare it his sets and rebuilds them into very
1712to its music of the last generation imaginative creations. The father
1713and you'll see how accurate he was. cannot see the originality of his
1714The one song that everyone listens work; mirroring the conflict Emett
1715to in *The Lego Movie* ALL THE TIME is playing out. The story becomes
1716on the "approved" radio station is, very allegorical from here on as the
1717"Everything Is Awesome". In 2014, viewer connects the parallels in all
1718you couldn't escape this song. When the events thus far. It's as re-
1719I heard it, my family didn't see the warding as *The Sixth Sense* with a
1720movie yet, but already I thought, "I lot more rewatchability, as you find
1721bet that, judging by these lyrics, all the connections in all the plot
1722this is a propaganda song in the mo- subtleties the next time around.
1723vie." And it was. The meaning be-
1724hind the chorus is apparent: There's social satire. One Universe
1725 called Cloud CuukooLand is a color-
1726 ? Everything is awesome ? ful anarchist haven where negativity
1727 ? Everything is cool when you're is forbidden. Its curator Unikitty
1728 part of a team ? unleashes a barrage of restrictions.
1729 ? Everything is awesome ? Wyldstyle replies, "you said, 'no',
1730 ? When you're living our dream ? like 100 times."
1731
1732"Our" refers to President Business That's it, and it's not preachy! In
1733and his bureaucratic authority. He summary, The Lego Movie: satirical,
1734even has "micromanagers" working for pro-creativity, anti-statist, go and
1735him: Black AT-ST-looking constructs see it! You won't be let down.((L))
1736
1737
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1756
1757
1758* WHAT IS HANNUKAH? 1) Light Hannukah candles.
1759
1760Hannukah (also spelled Channukah) is The Menorah now has nine candles,
1761"The Festival of Lights." Hannukah with a "Shammus" candle in the mid-
1762is actually a minor holiday in the dle. Celebrants light this candle
1763Jewish tradition, but prominence for then use it to light one candle for
1764it has grown as it's in the Christ- each night so far, beginning one the
1765mas shopping season and the exchange right side. A Hebrew prayer accom-
1766of gifts is involved. panies the lighting of each candle.
1767 The candles must burn on their own
1768Hannukah's originates during the for at least 1/2 hour after sunset.
1769rule of Antiochus IV, who began to On Shabbot (Sabbath), candles may
1770oppress the Jewish people. Two fac- not be blown out, and so must be
1771tions united to overthrow Antiochus able to burn 1/2 hour on their own
1772and the Greeks: the Chasidim and a before they self-extinguiseh, or not
1773group under Judah Maccabee and his be lit at all.
1774father. The Jews wanted to rededi-
1775cate their temple by concentrating 2) There is no 2.
1776it with oil, but only enough oil
1777was required to light the menorah Although there are no other rituals
1778(with only one candle) for one that go with Hannukah, gift-giving,
1779night. Through a miracle, the one the dreidel, and music and food are
1780day supply lasted eight nights, also associated with the holiday.
1781long enough to produce a new supply
1782and so it was the first Hannukah. * HANNUKAH FOOD
1783
1784Every year since then, the Jewish What else is oil used for? Frying
1785people commemorated the miracle. food! And so fried food is part of
1786This year, Hannukah begins on De- the Hannukah feast, to celebrate oil
1787cember 7th and lasts until the 14th in every way! And the ultimate of
1788of December. Like all Jewish holi- these fried foods: latkes, or to the
1789days, Hannukah begins at sundown of Gentiles, potato panackes. highly
1790the night before the holiday, so recommended. to eat them makes you
1791the festivities begin at sundown on want to be Jewish! You can find all
1792Sunday, the 6th, 2015. Next year, kinds of traditional latke recipes
1793it begins on Christmas eve and runs on clearnet.
1794until New Year's Day,
1795 Dairy foods like Blintzes and cheese
1796* HANNUKAH TRADITIONS: cake are popular, harkening back to
1797 the story of Judith, who used cheese
1798
1799
1800
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1851ABOVE: Gimmel ABOVE: Nun
1852
1853and wine to get the Jews' enemy, And for jelly doughnut fans, they
1854Holoferenes, drunk (the wine made have their own jelly doughnut con-
1855him thirsty). After treating him to fection called sufganiyot. It's
1856the gifts, she chopped off his head part of the fried food category, but
1857and they all lived happily ever af- deserves special mention for obvious
1858ter, except for the aforementioned reasons. Expect the FDA to ban them
1859general and his Babylonian army. sometime soon.
1860
1861
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1864
1865* HANNUKAH COLORS wrapped in gold foil. Children and
1866 adults both love this traditional
1867The Hannukah colors are blue and gift. Naturally, children receive
1868white, the colors of the Israeli the same kinds of gifts that their
1869flag. Gentile friends receive on Christ-
1870 mas. The gift-giving is a more
1871* HANNUKAH GAMES modern addition to Hannukah, and was
1872 done so because of its proximity to
1873The dreidel: This beloved game of Christmas, and to let the children
1874chance is popular with children and anticipate the holiday in a similar
1875adults alike. It's fairly simple way that Children do at Christmas.
1876to play. A dreidel is like a die
1877with four sides. The fifth side is HANNUKAH MUSIC
1878a handle and the sixth side is a
1879point to spin upon. It's described It's nearly as diverse as Christmas
1880better as a top with four sides. music. Here are some standards:
1881
1882The dreidel game is a very simple o Who Can Retell? Often very loose-
1883gambling game. Although it's very ly translated from its original
1884innocent, don't let statists know if Yiddish
1885you're gambling, or they'll shut the o Hannukah, Oh, Hannukah: sings
1886game down and put you under arrest. more about the commercial aspects
1887 of Hannukah and the non-religious
1888Everyone starts a game of dreidel traditions
1889with about a dozen quarters each, or o Rocky Fortress: Scripturally based
1890in this economy, pennies, or M & Ms song.
1891each. After one unit is donated by
1892each player into the "pot", players The novelty music:
1893take turns spinning the dreidel and o "Hannukah Rocks" by Gefelte Joe
1894take an action based on whichever and the Fish. I consider it the
1895Hebrew letter face it lands upon: greatest Hannukah song ever!
1896 o Hannukah Homeboy by Doc Moe She
1897o nun: Do nothing. o The Hannukah Song by Adam Sandler
1898o gimmel: Take all in the pot! o Maccabeats: A Jewish a cappella
1899 (everyone then donates one unit to group.
1900 the pot and play begins anew)
1901o hey: Take half the pot, rounded And that's that Hannukah's all about
1902 down to the nearest integer. Charlie Brown. And how can I con-
1903o shin: put one of your units in the clude without the latke recipe?
1904 pot.
1905 o 4 potatoes
1906See the drawings on the previous o 1 onion
1907page to see the Hebrew symbols. o 2 eggs
1908 o up to 4 oz matza flour
1909The company *Elf Magic* procudes a o 1 tsp. baking powder
1910plush series called "Hannukah help- o salt/pepper to your taste
1911ers" which help children celebrate o vegetable oil (of course)
1912the traditions. And in reaction to
1913"The Elf on the Shelf, is *The Shred potatoes. Dice Onion. remove
1914Mensch on the Bench*. excess moisture. Put in bowl. Add
1915 eggs. Mix. Gradually add matza un-
1916 til soft like Play-Doh. Add baking
1917MODERN HANNUKAH CUSTOMS powder, salt & pepper. Flatten by
1918 hand into 12 patties. Fry in oil,
1919And, of course, there is the gift- flipping when underside is lightly
1920giving: a gift for each day! The brown. Drain on towels. Enjoy.
1921traditional gift is gelt, coins Makes 12. Happy Hannukah! ((L))
1922
1923
1924
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1926
1927&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& o Blue Christmas
1928 Elvis Presley
1929AWESOME CHRISTMAS MUSIC PARTS 1 & 2!
1930 o The Chipmunk Song
1931&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& David Seville/ Alvin and The Chip-
1932 munks
1933What better way to evoke the Christ-
1934mas spirit than with music? This o The Christmas Song (Chestnuts
1935article will be in two parts: Part 1 Roasting On An Open Fire)
1936will feature all-around good Christ- Nat King Cole (either version)
1937mas music, and in part 2 we'll delve
1938into Christmas novelty tunes. o Do You Hear What I Hear?
1939 Bing Crosby
1940In the early days of records, when a
1941popular song was written, the song, o Feliz Navidad
1942not the artist, became the hit. A Jos� Feliciano
1943popular song would be recorded and
1944records pressed by different artists o Frosty The Snowman
1945and several versions would be avail- Gene Autry
1946able, often by competing labels. In
1947modern society, this isn't usually o Have Yourself A Merry Little
1948the case. A song is usually written Christmas
1949with a particular artist in mind, so Judy Garland
1950the listener associates the artist
1951with the hit. When someone says, o Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
1952"Oops! I Did It Again", immediately Nat King Cole
1953Britney Spears comes to mind.
1954 o I'll Be Home For Christmas
1955Not so with Christmas music. They Bing Crosby
1956are considered "standards", and many
1957versions of the same song may exist, o I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
1958just like in the early days of vinyl Jimmy Boyd
1959records. So you may be Christmas
1960shopping, hear "Santa Baby" begin to o It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like
1961play, and you expect Eartha Kitt, Christmas
1962but to your disappointment, when the Perry Como and The Fountaine
1963vocals begin, you get Madonna. Singers
1964
1965LiberTORian wants to begin part 1 o It's Not The Presents Under The
1966with a guide to the "good" versions Tree (It's Your Presence Right
1967of our Christmas favorites, so you Here Next To Me) (Don't know how
1968can seek out the best artist without they fit all that on the label)
1969being disappointed. These are the Eva Cassidy
1970versions that you WANT to hear. At
1971the first note, you recognize it and o It's The most Wonderful Time Of
1972say, "Yes!" The definitive (even if The Year
1973not the original) iconic version! Andy Williams
1974
1975o A Holly Jolly Christmas o Jingle Bell Rock
1976 Burl Ives Bobby Helms
1977
1978o All I Want For Christmas Is You o Jingle Bells
1979 Mariah Carey Perry Como
1980
1981o Baby's First Christmas o Last Christmas
1982 Connie Francis Wham!
1983
1984
1985
1986
1987-Page 33-
1988
1989o The Little Drummer Boy standards are worthy renditions of
1990 Harry Simone Chorale & Orchestra favorites; some are alternate "de-
1991 finitive" versions in their own
1992o Little Saint Nick right.
1993 Beach Boys
1994 o The Christmas Song (Chestnuts
1995o Merry Christmas, Baby Roasting On An Open Fire)
1996 Charles Brown Boots Randolph (instrumental)
1997
1998o Must Be Santa o Deck The Halls
1999 Mitch Miller & His Orchestra Mannheim Steamroller (instru-
2000 mental)
2001o No More Toymakers To The King
2002 Paul Frees o Do You Hear What I Hear?
2003 Andy Williams
2004o O Tannenbaum (instrumental)
2005 Vince Guaraldi o Frosty The Snowman
2006 Jimmy Durante
2007o Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
2008 Brenda Lee o Joy To The World
2009 Whitney Houston
2010o Run Ruldolph Run
2011 Chuck Berry o Last Christmas
2012 Taylor Swift
2013o Santa Baby
2014 Eartha Kitt with Henri Rene and his o Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It
2015 Orchestra Snow
2016 Jessica Simpson
2017o Sleigh Ride (vocal)
2018 Johnny Mathis o Little Drummer Boy
2019 Mannheim Steamroller (instru-
2020o We Need A Little Christmas mental)
2021 Angela Lansbury, Frankie Michaels,
2022 Jane Cornell, Sab Shimono o Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
2023 Gene Autry
2024o What Christmas Means To Me
2025 Stevie Wonder o Silent Night, Holy Night
2026 -Dina Washington
2027o White Christmas -John Darnell Orchestra (instru-
2028 Bing Crosby mental)
2029 -Mannheim Steamroller (instru-
2030o You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch mental)
2031 Boris Karloff
2032 o Silver Bells
2033This isn't a complete list, natur- Earl Grant
2034ally, but maybe more next year! It
2035is a good start, and if you collect o White Christmas
2036this all into a single playlist, you Drifters
2037should have enough to last you for
2038an entire Christmas party. If you o Winter Wonderland
2039put it on repeat, by the time every- -Tony Bennett
2040one is drunk, you won't even notice -Aretha Frankin
2041you're listening to the same songs
2042again! o You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
2043 Carnival Of Shame
2044The next list is not the definitive
2045list, but the versions of these (article continues...)
2046
2047
2048
2049-Page 34-
2050
2051And a late entry... o A Terrorist Christmas
2052 James & King
2053o Baby, It's Cold Outside
2054 Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett o Porky Pig singe Blue Christmas
2055 John-Boy and Billy
2056Then there are butcherings of the
2057cherished classic Christmas songs o Careless Santa
2058that you wish you could unhear. The Mono Puff
2059singers of these versions should be
2060put on trial for Grinchiness: o Santa Claus Is Watching You
2061 Ray Stevens
2062o Jingle Bells
2063 Barbra Streisand o Xmas At K-Mart
2064 Root Boy Slim & The Sex Change
2065o Santa Baby Band
2066 Ashley 1st
2067 o All I want for Christmas Is My
2068As a libertarian, I respect your Two Front Teeth
2069freedom to listen, but you're ulti- o Happy New Year
2070mately responsible to the damage to o My Birthday Falls on Christmas
2071your ears. o Winter
2072 Spike Jones & His City Slickers
2073
2074???????????????????????????????????? o Christmas Dragnet
2075 o Green Chri$tma$
2076A N D N O W F O R P A R T 2 o Nuttin; For Christmas
2077 Stan Freberg
2078????????????????????????????????????
2079 o Santa's Beard
2080There are lots of novelty Christmas They Might Be Giants
2081songs. Some are classics and have
2082risen to standard status. o A Christmas Song
2083 Tom Lehrer
2084o The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
2085 Allan Sherman o Christmas Wrapping
2086 The Waitresses
2087o The Twelve Days of Christmas
2088 Bob & Doug McKenzie (w/ Getty Lee) o Shouldn't Have Given Him a Gun For
2089 Christmas
2090o The Twelve Pains of Christmas Wall of Voodoo
2091 Bob & Tom Band
2092 o Christmas At Ground Zero
2093o Can't Wish You a Merry Christmas "Weird Al" Yankovic
2094o (and many other songs)
2095 Capitol Steps Finally, avoid these songs at all
2096 costs:
2097o Santa Claus and His Old Lady
2098 Cheech & Chong o Dominick The Donkey
2099 o Simply Having A Wonderful Christ-
2100o Rusty Chevrolet mas Time
2101 Da Yoopers o Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
2102 o I Want a Hippopotamus For Christ-
2103o Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year mas
2104o Gridlock Christmas o I Still Believe in Father Christ-
2105 The Hollytones mas
2106 o Jingle My Bells by Strip Mind
2107 o The Christmas Shoes ((L))
2108
2109
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2119
2120JARGON-FILLED NIGHT BEFORE bureaucrats & political correctness
2121CHRISTMAS policemen will love! Unsure of the
2122 time it was written, but no later
2123Here's one rendition of "'Twas The than 2000. In its original text, as
2124Night Before Christmas" that all the as is, including misspellings!
2125
2126................................................................................
2127
2128 TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
2129
2130
2131 Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the
2132annual yuletide celebration. And throughout our place of residence,
2133kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this
2134potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as mus
2135musclus. Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of
2136the wood-burning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory
2137pleasure regarding an eminent visitation from an eccentric
2138philanthropist among whose folkloric appellations is the honorific
2139title of St. Nicholas.
2140
2141 The prepubescent siblings, comfortably ensconced in their
2142respective accommo- dations of repose, were experiencing subconscious
2143visual hallucinations of variegated fruit confections moving
2144rhythmically through their cerebrums. My conjugal partner and I,
2145attired in our nocturnal head coverings, were about to take slumberous
2146advantage of the hibernal darkness when upon the avenaceous exterior
2147portion of the grounds there ascended such a cacophony of dissonance
2148that I felt compelled to arise with alacrity from my place of repose
2149for the purpose of ascertaining the precise source thereof.
2150
2151 Fastening to the casement, I forthwith opened the barriers
2152sealing this fenestration, noting thereupon that the lunar brilliance
2153without, reflected as it was on the surface of a recent crystalline
2154precipitation, might be said to rival that of the solar meridian
2155itself; thus permitting my incredulous optical sensory organs to
2156behold a miniature airborne runnered conveyance drawn by eight
2157diminutive specimens of the genus ragifer. Piloted by a minuscule
2158aged chauffeur so ebullient and nimble that it became instantly
2159apparent to me that he was indeed our anticipated caller. With his
2160ungulate motive power traveling at what may have been more vertigiuous
2161velocity than patriotionalar predators, he vodiferated loudly,
2162exuelled breath musically through labial sounds, and addressed each of
2163the octet by his or her respected cognomen; Now Dasher, now Dancer, et
2164al. Guiding them to the uppermost exterior level of our abode,
2165through which structured could readily distinguish the concatenations
2166of each of the 32 cloven pedal extremities.
2167
2168 As I retracted my cranium from its erstwhile location, and was
2169performing a 180-degree pivot, our distinguished visitant achieved,
2170
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2174
2175with utmost celerity in animal pelts soiled by the ebon residue from
2176oxidations of carbonifbrous fuels which had accumulated on the walls
2177thereof. His resemblance to a street vendor I attributed largely to
2178the planthora of assorted playthings which he bore dorsally in a
2179commodious cloth receptacle.
2180
2181 His orbs were scintillant with reflected luminosity, while his
2182submaxillary dermal indentations gave every evidence of exgaging
2183amiability. The capillaries of his molar regions and nasal
2184appurtenance were engorged with blood which suffused the subcutaneous
2185layers, the former approximating the coloration of Albion's floral
2186embelem, the latter that of the Prunus avium, or sweet cherry. His
2187amusing sub- and super- alabials resembled nothing so much as a common
2188loop knot, and their amdent hirsute facial adornment appeared like
2189small, tabular and columnar crystals of frozen water.
2190
2191 Clenched firmly between his incisors was a smokingpiece whose gray
2192fumes, forming a tenuous ellipse about his occiput, were suggestive of
2193a decorative seasonal circlet of holly. His visage was wider than it
2194was high, and when he waxed audibly mirthful, his corpulent abdominal
2195region undulated in the manner of impectinated fruit syrup in a
2196hemisphrical container. He was, in short, neither more nor less than
2197an obese, jocund, multigenarian gnome, the optical perception of whom
2198rendered me visible frolicsome despite every effort to refrain from so
2199being. By rapidly lowering and then elevating one eyelid and rotating
2200his head slightly to one side he indicated that trepidation on my part
2201was groundless.
2202
2203 Without utterance and with dispatch, he commenced filling the
2204aforementioned hosiery with various of the aforementioned articles of
2205merchandise extracted from his aforementioned previously dorsally
2206transported cloth receptacle. Upon completion of his task, he
2207executed an abrupt aboutface, placed a singular manual digit in
2208lateral juxtaposition to his olfactory organ, inclined his cranium
2209forward in a gesture of leave taking, and forthwith effected his
2210egress by renegotiating (in reverse) the smoke passage. He then
2211propelled himself in a short vector onto his conveyance, directed a
2212musical expulsion of air through his contracted oral sphincter to the
2213antlered quadrupeds among the seed-bearing portions of a common weed.
2214But I overheard his parting exclamation, audible immediately prior to
2215his vehiculation beyond the limits of visibility:
2216
2217
2218 ESTATIC YULETIDE TO THE PLANETARY CONSTITUENCY, AND TO THAT
2219SELFSAME ASSEMBLAGE, MY SINCEREST WISHES FOR A SALUBRIOUSLY BENEFICIAL
2220AND GRATIFYINGLY PLEASURABLE PERIOD BETWEEN SUNSET AND DAWN.
2221
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2223
2224Classic Text File of the Day * pc-xmas.txt *
2225BONUS FILE
2226
2227
2228Here's a gift for everyone, since it of the same famous story. This one
2229is Christmas, after all. A second doesn't have such a bad ending for a
2230fclassic .txt file of the day. An- politically-correct story. In its
2231other politicially correct retelling original 72 columns glory! Enjoy!
2232
2233
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2236
2237A POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS
2238--------------------------------------------------------
2239
2240'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
2241How to live in a world that's politically correct?
2242His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
2243"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
2244
2245And labor conditions at the north pole
2246Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
2247Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
2248Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
2249
2250And equal employment had made it quite clear
2251That Santa had better not use just reindeer.
2252So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
2253Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!
2254
2255The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
2256The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.
2257And people had started to call for the cops
2258When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.
2259
2260Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
2261His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."
2262And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
2263Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose
2264
2265And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation,
2266Demanding millions in over-due compensation.
2267So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
2268Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,
2269
2270Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
2271Demanding from now on her title was Ms.
2272And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion
2273That making a choice could cause so much commotion.
2274
2275Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
2276Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.
2277Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
2278Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.
2279
2280Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
2281Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.
2282Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
2283Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.
2284
2285No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
2286Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.
2287And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
2288Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.
2289
2290For they raised the hackles of those psychological
2291Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.
2292No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
2293Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
2294
2295
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2298
2299Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe;
2300And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.
2301So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
2302He just could not figure out what to do next.
2303
2304He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
2305But you've got to be careful with that word today.
2306His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
2307Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.
2308
2309Something special was needed, a gift that he might
2310Give to all without angering the left or the right.
2311A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
2312Each group of people, every religion;
2313
2314Every ethnicity, every hue,
2315Everyone, everywhere...even you.
2316So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
2317"May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."
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2319
2320
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2322
2323 B L U R B Myths that liberals believe, #12
2324
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2326
2327
2328During his campaign, Donald Trump MYTH #12: There were no Muslims
2329suggested that all Muslims register cheering in the streets of New Jer-
2330on a federal government database so sey on 9/11.
2331they could be tracked and monitored
2332during a terrorist attack or active FALSE. Donald Trump made the claim
2333terrorist threat. that on 9/11, he saw tens of thou-
2334 sands of Muslims cheering in the
2335What the #$%^& is this?!! Have you streets. This is not true. That's
2336ever heard of the First Amendment? only because he exaggerated the num-
2337People have freedom of religion, and ber. But there WAS a cheering group
2338the government has no right to track of Muslims in NJ.
2339or in any way intimidate everybody
2340of a certain faith. The media itself exaggerates numbers
2341 like a 1990 pro-life rally in DC. It
2342Freedom of religion is supposed to drew half a million but CNN reported
2343defend *ALL* religions, not just the 60000. CNN never faces consequences.
2344popular ones, unless the entire re-
2345ligion is dedicated to harming The media, whose motto is, "If we
2346others. Every Muslim isn't a member didn't print it, it never happened",
2347of ISIS. Islam is a religion, but didn't find the event after review-
2348Islamic terrorism is religious AND ing their archives. However, an en-
2349political in nature. emy of the mainstream media, *The
2350 Wshington Times*, did report it, and
2351We must combat terrorism, but let's and video was discovered to exist.
2352not repeat statist measures that MSM backtracked, saying, "sure, it
2353lead to a FDR's concentration camps wasn't tens of thousands, but Trump
2354for all Japanese.((L)) was half-wrong too!" ((L))
2355
2356
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2365
2366
2367THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS THE CHRISTMAS SWEATER
2368 by JOHN GIBSON THE CHRISTMAS SWEATER (illustrated
2369 children's book)
2370John Gibson was a Fox News reporter. THE IMMORTAL NICHOLAS
2371Ten years ago he wrote this book. by GLENN BECK
23722005 was the year when the War on
2373Christmas really took off. The ACLU People have been taught to hate
2374and Freedom From Religion Foundation Glenn Beck. Most of those who do
2375(what a twisted corruption of the never listened to the program. You
2376First Amendment) have been fighting may be surprised to find that he is
2377public displays of Christmas. The a decent human being. Doing my home
2378public school system is busy banning work, I found that most of the awful
2379free Christmas speech. But in 2005, things I heard about him were lies
2380it really started taking off in the from statists. As it turned out, to
2381private sector. The word *Christ- my surprise, he is very libertarian,
2382mas* was being sanitized from adver- not at all the angry conservative
2383tising. Wal*Mart began it, faced he's made out to be by people who
2384backlash, and the next year restored also probably never actually listen
2385the name of the holiday that made to him.
2386all their money.
2387 Glenn also is an active reader and
2388As a libertarian, I don't care what writer, including Christmas books.
2389a business does, but people have the *The Christmas Sweater* is based on
2390right to exercise free speech and a true story in his own childhood.
2391call them out if they want to. It's filled with tragedy and emotion
2392 but ultimately is a story of true
2393John Gibson's book is more relevant love. *The Christmas Sweater* was
2394than ever this year. For the first rewritten as a picture book for
2395time ever, a President (Obama) and children the next year.
2396his State Department have stomped
2397on free speech by BANNING CHRIST- Re-tellings of classic stories are
2398MAS CARDS TO OUR SOLDIERS FIGHTING all the rage. Think of the Broadway
2399OVERSEAS. Our soldiers sacrificing musical "Wicked", which offers the
2400enough already to keep everyone else backstory of the Wicked Witch of the
2401free. And the reason they must all West, and all of this type of story
2402suffer: so Muslims don't get of- it inspired. Glenn Beck's "The Im-
2403fended! mortal Nicholas" does the same to
2404 Santa Claus.
2405I'm offended at this criminal in-
2406trusion on two First Amendment *The Immortal Nicholas* explains his
2407rights: freedom of religion and longevity, but completely reinvents
2408freedom of speech! Obama's a bigot. the character. Who knew the Jolly
2409The War on Christmas is real and it Red One was such a rugged no-non-
2410can be fought. John Gibson's book sense fighting machine? You also
2411tells you how. And why shouldn't learn historical knowledge along the
2412you fight for Christmas? Who knows way, like why frankincense is so
2413what will be the next decent beloved rare! This story is raw, edgy, and
2414American thing the looney statists yet touching all at once! So enjoy
2415will try to eradicate? these titles; they make for great
2416 Christmas reading! ((L))
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2418
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2423~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
2424D.N.S. L O O K U P F A I L E D ~~~ By Synonymous 1. ~~~
2425~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
2426 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~
2427 /\ /\
2428
2429How are we doing with our logos, art I'm not saying this sarcastically.
2430and all the little blandishments de- __A__ Evil loses in the end, even if it
2431signed to make each issue of Liber- \ - / takes a time scale too large for our
2432TORian a bit more pleasant to view? /_-_\ scope. Statists think of the long
2433We've been constructing plenty more V run; it took them 100 years to turn
2434of our own logos for featured arti- America into the wreck that it now
2435cles. The Kwanzaa logo and The Lego __A__ finds itself in. Most of us think
2436Movie logo were in-house productions \ - / about one year in the future. That
2437as was much of the Christmas art. A /_-_\ demonstrates persistence. Most of
2438lot of it is noodling around, just V us don't live to be 100, but the
2439trying to create ASCII art to see if universe will exist 10000 years from
2440any of it looks decent. We'll leave __A__ now, 1 million years from now, etc.
2441it for you to judge. \ - / And insignificant as we may seem on
2442 /_-_\ a three-dimensional scale, there is
2443 d V something special about you, me, the
2444 _I_ members of ISIS, and everyone. Each
2445 | | __A__ individual life is unique and has a
2446 b d b d | | d b b d \ - / purpose. It's up to you to do that.
2447 , . . , | | , , ' . /_-_\ We each must figure out what that is
2448 [] [] [] [] |___| [] [] [] [] V but I know one thing for sure: it's
2449 == == == == ===== == == == == not to wear full body armor and go
2450 || || || ||__| |__|| || || || into an assisted living facility in
2451 \\ \\ \\_\___ ___/_// // // San Bernardino, California, where
2452 \\ \\_\_____ _____/_// // chartiible people help the infermed
2453 \\_\_______ _______/_// aged, who are among the weakest
2454 \_________ _________/ among us, except the unborn. Other
2455 ___|=|___ than evil terrorists or Planned
2456 /_________\ Parenthood, who attacks people this
2457 '-----------' innocent, this defenseless?
2458
2459Here's our attempt at a Menorah. When you put this and each issue of
2460 __A__ LiberTORian down, go out and serve
2461As I said earlier, things are moving \ - / your fellow man. Not just at Chann-
2462so quickly. What a time to stop to /_-_\ ukah and Christmas- all year around.
2463make a Christmas issue. Evil is on V
2464the march and doesn't take holidays. A little homework: terrorism will be
2465There was Paris, and now there is an __A__ a critical topic of 2016. LiberTOR-
2466incident in LA which you will know \ - / ian isn't enough. Until we meet
2467all about by the time you read this. /_-_\ again, find and listen to Walid
2468Within minutes of the shooting, the V Phares at GPI Policy Institute at:
2469bodies of 14 murdered people in L.A.
2470are LITERALLY STILL WARM, and Martin __A__ - http://walidphares.com
2471O'Malley publicly blames the NRA! \ - /
2472Remain vigilant, but "Keep Calm and /_-_\ Pay attention to what he says. Keep
2473Carry On". Evil will always be on V up with him daily. Verify his info.
2474us, but God triumphs in the end. If
2475you're an atheist, don't worry, ei- __A__ Have a Happy Hannukah, Merry Christ-
2476ther. The universe regulates itself \ - / mas, and happy New Year. I think
2477in the end. /_-_\ next year will bring great tidings.
2478 V - - - E N D O F F I L E - - -