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15Script de film d'abeille
16 
17 
18Selon toutes les lois connues
19de l'aviation,
20 
21 
22il n'y a aucun moyen d'une abeille
23devrait être capable de voler.
24 
25 
26Ses ailes sont trop petites pour obtenir
27son petit corps gras sur le sol.
28 
29 
30L'abeille, bien sûr, vole quand même
31 
32 
33parce que les abeilles ne s'en soucient pas
34ce que les humains pensent est impossible.
35 
36 
37Jaune, noir Jaune, noir
38Jaune, noir Jaune, noir
39 
40 
41Ooh, noir et jaune!
42Secouons-le un peu.
43 
44 
45Barry! Le petit déjeuner est prêt!
46 
47 
48Ooming!
49 
50 
51Attends une seconde.
52 
53 
54Salut?
55 
56 
57- Barry?
58- Adam?
59 
60 
61- Tu crois que c'est ce qui se passe?
62- Je ne peux pas. Je te récupérerai.
63 
64 
65Looking sharp.
66 
67 
68Use the stairs. Your father
69paid good money for those.
70 
71 
72Sorry. I'm excited.
73 
74 
75Here's the graduate.
76We're very proud of you, son.
77 
78 
79A perfect report card, all B's.
80 
81 
82Very proud.
83 
84 
85Ma! I got a thing going here.
86 
87 
88- You got lint on your fuzz.
89- Ow! That's me!
90 
91 
92- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
93- Bye!
94 
95 
96Barry, I told you,
97stop flying in the house!
98 
99 
100- Hey, Adam.
101- Hey, Barry.
102 
103 
104- Is that fuzz gel?
105- A little. Special day, graduation.
106 
107 
108Never thought I'd make it.
109 
110 
111Three days grade school,
112three days high school.
113 
114 
115Those were awkward.
116 
117 
118Three days college. I'm glad I took
119a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
120 
121 
122You did come back different.
123 
124 
125- Hi, Barry.
126- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
127 
128 
129- Hear about Frankie?
130- Yeah.
131 
132 
133- You going to the funeral?
134- No, I'm not going.
135 
136 
137Everybody knows,
138sting someone, you die.
139 
140 
141Don't waste it on a squirrel.
142Such a hothead.
143 
144 
145I guess he could have
146just gotten out of the way.
147 
148 
149I love this incorporating
150an amusement park into our day.
151 
152 
153That's why we don't need vacations.
154 
155 
156Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
157under the circumstances.
158 
159 
160- Well, Adam, today we are men.
161- We are!
162 
163 
164- Bee-men.
165- Amen!
166 
167 
168Hallelujah!
169 
170 
171Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
172 
173 
174please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
175 
176 
177Welcome, New Hive Oity
178graduating class of...
179 
180 
181...9:15.
182 
183 
184That concludes our ceremonies.
185 
186 
187And begins your career
188at Honex Industries!
189 
190 
191Will we pick ourjob today?
192 
193 
194I heard it's just orientation.
195 
196 
197Heads up! Here we go.
198 
199 
200Keep your hands and antennas
201inside the tram at all times.
202 
203 
204- Wonder what it'll be like?
205- A little scary.
206 
207 
208Welcome to Honex,
209a division of Honesco
210 
211 
212and a part of the Hexagon Group.
213 
214 
215This is it!
216 
217 
218Wow.
219 
220 
221Wow.
222 
223 
224We know that you, as a bee,
225have worked your whole life
226 
227 
228to get to the point where you
229can work for your whole life.
230 
231 
232Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
233Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
234 
235 
236Our top-secret formula
237 
238 
239is automatically color-corrected,
240scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
241 
242 
243into this soothing sweet syrup
244 
245 
246with its distinctive
247golden glow you know as...
248 
249 
250Honey!
251 
252 
253- That girl was hot.
254- She's my cousin!
255 
256 
257- She is?
258- Yes, we're all cousins.
259 
260 
261- Right. You're right.
262- At Honex, we constantly strive
263 
264 
265to improve every aspect
266of bee existence.
267 
268 
269These bees are stress-testing
270a new helmet technology.
271 
272 
273- What do you think he makes?
274- Not enough.
275 
276 
277Here we have our latest advancement,
278the Krelman.
279 
280 
281- What does that do?
282- Oatches that little strand of honey
283 
284 
285that hangs after you pour it.
286Saves us millions.
287 
288 
289Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
290 
291 
292Of course. Most bee jobs are
293small ones. But bees know
294 
295 
296that every small job,
297if it's done well, means a lot.
298 
299 
300But choose carefully
301 
302 
303because you'll stay in the job
304you pick for the rest of your life.
305 
306 
307The same job the rest of your life?
308I didn't know that.
309 
310 
311What's the difference?
312 
313 
314You'll be happy to know that bees,
315as a species, haven't had one day off
316 
317 
318in 27 million years.
319 
320 
321So you'll just work us to death?
322 
323 
324We'll sure try.
325 
326 
327Wow! That blew my mind!
328 
329 
330"What's the difference?"
331How can you say that?
332 
333 
334One job forever?
335That's an insane choice to have to make.
336 
337 
338I'm relieved. Now we only have
339to make one decision in life.
340 
341 
342But, Adam, how could they
343never have told us that?
344 
345 
346Why would you question anything?
347We're bees.
348 
349 
350We're the most perfectly
351functioning society on Earth.
352 
353 
354You ever think maybe things
355work a little too well here?
356 
357 
358Like what? Give me one example.
359 
360 
361I don't know. But you know
362what I'm talking about.
363 
364 
365Please clear the gate.
366Royal Nectar Force on approach.
367 
368 
369Wait a second. Oheck it out.
370 
371 
372- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
373- Wow.
374 
375 
376I've never seen them this close.
377 
378 
379They know what it's like
380outside the hive.
381 
382 
383Yeah, but some don't come back.
384 
385 
386- Hey, Jocks!
387- Hi, Jocks!
388 
389 
390You guys did great!
391 
392 
393You're monsters!
394You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
395 
396 
397- I wonder where they were.
398- I don't know.
399 
400 
401Their day's not planned.
402 
403 
404Outside the hive, flying who knows
405where, doing who knows what.
406 
407 
408You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
409Jock. You have to be bred for that.
410 
411 
412Right.
413 
414 
415Look. That's more pollen
416than you and I will see in a lifetime.
417 
418 
419It's just a status symbol.
420Bees make too much of it.
421 
422 
423Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
424and the ladies see you wearing it.
425 
426 
427Those ladies?
428Aren't they our cousins too?
429 
430 
431Distant. Distant.
432 
433 
434Look at these two.
435 
436 
437- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
438- Let's have fun with them.
439 
440 
441It must be dangerous
442being a Pollen Jock.
443 
444 
445Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
446against a mushroom!
447 
448 
449He had a paw on my throat,
450and with the other, he was slapping me!
451 
452 
453- Oh, my!
454- I never thought I'd knock him out.
455 
456 
457What were you doing during this?
458 
459 
460Trying to alert the authorities.
461 
462 
463I can autograph that.
464 
465 
466A little gusty out there today,
467wasn't it, comrades?
468 
469 
470Yeah. Gusty.
471 
472 
473We're hitting a sunflower patch
474six miles from here tomorrow.
475 
476 
477- Six miles, huh?
478- Barry!
479 
480 
481A puddle jump for us,
482but maybe you're not up for it.
483 
484 
485- Maybe I am.
486- You are not!
487 
488 
489We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
490 
491 
492What do you think, buzzy-boy?
493Are you bee enough?
494 
495 
496I might be. It all depends
497on what 0900 means.
498 
499 
500Hey, Honex!
501 
502 
503Dad, you surprised me.
504 
505 
506You decide what you're interested in?
507 
508 
509- Well, there's a lot of choices.
510- But you only get one.
511 
512 
513Do you ever get bored
514doing the same job every day?
515 
516 
517Son, let me tell you about stirring.
518 
519 
520You grab that stick, and you just
521move it around, and you stir it around.
522 
523 
524You get yourself into a rhythm.
525It's a beautiful thing.
526 
527 
528You know, Dad,
529the more I think about it,
530 
531 
532maybe the honey field
533just isn't right for me.
534 
535 
536You were thinking of what,
537making balloon animals?
538 
539 
540That's a bad job
541for a guy with a stinger.
542 
543 
544Janet, your son's not sure
545he wants to go into honey!
546 
547 
548- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
549- I'm not trying to be funny.
550 
551 
552You're not funny! You're going
553into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
554 
555 
556- You're gonna be a stirrer?
557- No one's listening to me!
558 
559 
560Wait till you see the sticks I have.
561 
562 
563I could say anything right now.
564I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
565 
566 
567Let's open some honey and celebrate!
568 
569 
570Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
571Shave my antennae.
572 
573 
574Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
575a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
576 
577 
578I'm so proud.
579 
580 
581- We're starting work today!
582- Today's the day.
583 
584 
585Oome on! All the good jobs
586will be gone.
587 
588 
589Yeah, right.
590 
591 
592Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
593stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
594 
595 
596- Is it still available?
597- Hang on. Two left!
598 
599 
600One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
601Step to the side.
602 
603 
604- What'd you get?
605- Picking crud out. Stellar!
606 
607 
608Wow!
609 
610 
611Oouple of newbies?
612 
613 
614Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
615 
616 
617Make your choice.
618 
619 
620- You want to go first?
621- No, you go.
622 
623 
624Oh, my. What's available?
625 
626 
627Restroom attendant's open,
628not for the reason you think.
629 
630 
631- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
632- Sure, you're on.
633 
634 
635I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
636 
637 
638Wax monkey's always open.
639 
640 
641The Krelman opened up again.
642 
643 
644What happened?
645 
646 
647A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
648He's dead. Another dead one.
649 
650 
651Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
652 
653 
654Dead from the neck up.
655Dead from the neck down. That's life!
656 
657 
658Oh, this is so hard!
659 
660 
661Heating, cooling,
662stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
663 
664 
665humming, inspector number seven,
666lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
667 
668 
669mite wrangler. Barry, what
670do you think I should... Barry?
671 
672 
673Barry!
674 
675 
676All right, we've got the sunflower patch
677in quadrant nine...
678 
679 
680What happened to you?
681Where are you?
682 
683 
684- I'm going out.
685- Out? Out where?
686 
687 
688- Out there.
689- Oh, no!
690 
691 
692I have to, before I go
693to work for the rest of my life.
694 
695 
696You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
697 
698 
699Another call coming in.
700 
701 
702If anyone's feeling brave,
703there's a Korean deli on 83rd
704 
705 
706that gets their roses today.
707 
708 
709Hey, guys.
710 
711 
712- Look at that.
713- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
714 
715 
716Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
717 
718 
719It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
720 
721 
722Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
723 
724 
725Sign here, here. Just initial that.
726 
727 
728- Thank you.
729- OK.
730 
731 
732You got a rain advisory today,
733 
734 
735and as you all know,
736bees cannot fly in rain.
737 
738 
739So be careful. As always,
740watch your brooms,
741 
742 
743hockey sticks, dogs,
744birds, bears and bats.
745 
746 
747Also, I got a couple of reports
748of root beer being poured on us.
749 
750 
751Murphy's in a home because of it,
752babbling like a cicada!
753 
754 
755- That's awful.
756- And a reminder for you rookies,
757 
758 
759bee law number one,
760absolutely no talking to humans!
761 
762 
763All right, launch positions!
764 
765 
766Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
767buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
768 
769 
770Black and yellow!
771 
772 
773Hello!
774 
775 
776You ready for this, hot shot?
777 
778 
779Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
780 
781 
782Wind, check.
783 
784 
785- Antennae, check.
786- Nectar pack, check.
787 
788 
789- Wings, check.
790- Stinger, check.
791 
792 
793Scared out of my shorts, check.
794 
795 
796OK, ladies,
797 
798 
799let's move it out!
800 
801 
802Pound those petunias,
803you striped stem-suckers!
804 
805 
806All of you, drain those flowers!
807 
808 
809Wow! I'm out!
810 
811 
812I can't believe I'm out!
813 
814 
815So blue.
816 
817 
818I feel so fast and free!
819 
820 
821Box kite!
822 
823 
824Wow!
825 
826 
827Flowers!
828 
829 
830This is Blue Leader.
831We have roses visual.
832 
833 
834Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
835 
836 
837Roses!
838 
839 
84030 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
841 
842 
843Stand to the side, kid.
844It's got a bit of a kick.
845 
846 
847That is one nectar collector!
848 
849 
850- Ever see pollination up close?
851- No, sir.
852 
853 
854I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
855over here. Maybe a dash over there,
856 
857 
858a pinch on that one.
859See that? It's a little bit of magic.
860 
861 
862That's amazing. Why do we do that?
863 
864 
865That's pollen power. More pollen, more
866flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
867 
868 
869Oool.
870 
871 
872I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
873Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
874 
875 
876Oopy that visual.
877 
878 
879Wait. One of these flowers
880seems to be on the move.
881 
882 
883Say again? You're reporting
884a moving flower?
885 
886 
887Affirmative.
888 
889 
890That was on the line!
891 
892 
893This is the coolest. What is it?
894 
895 
896I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
897 
898 
899It smells good.
900Not like a flower, but I like it.
901 
902 
903Yeah, fuzzy.
904 
905 
906Ohemical-y.
907 
908 
909Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
910 
911 
912My sweet lord of bees!
913 
914 
915Oandy-brain, get off there!
916 
917 
918Problem!
919 
920 
921- Guys!
922- This could be bad.
923 
924 
925Affirmative.
926 
927 
928Very close.
929 
930 
931Gonna hurt.
932 
933 
934Mama's little boy.
935 
936 
937You are way out of position, rookie!
938 
939 
940Ooming in at you like a missile!
941 
942 
943Help me!
944 
945 
946I don't think these are flowers.
947 
948 
949- Should we tell him?
950- I think he knows.
951 
952 
953What is this?!
954 
955 
956Match point!
957 
958 
959You can start packing up, honey,
960because you're about to eat it!
961 
962 
963Yowser!
964 
965 
966Gross.
967 
968 
969There's a bee in the car!
970 
971 
972- Do something!
973- I'm driving!
974 
975 
976- Hi, bee.
977- He's back here!
978 
979 
980He's going to sting me!
981 
982 
983Nobody move. If you don't move,
984he won't sting you. Freeze!
985 
986 
987He blinked!
988 
989 
990Spray him, Granny!
991 
992 
993What are you doing?!
994 
995 
996Wow... the tension level
997out here is unbelievable.
998 
999 
1000I gotta get home.
1001 
1002 
1003Oan't fly in rain.
1004 
1005 
1006Oan't fly in rain.
1007 
1008 
1009Oan't fly in rain.
1010 
1011 
1012Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
1013 
1014 
1015Ken, could you close
1016the window please?
1017 
1018 
1019Ken, could you close
1020the window please?
1021 
1022 
1023Oheck out my new resume.
1024I made it into a fold-out brochure.
1025 
1026 
1027You see? Folds out.
1028 
1029 
1030Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
1031 
1032 
1033What was that?
1034 
1035 
1036Maybe this time. This time. This time.
1037This time! This time! This...
1038 
1039 
1040Drapes!
1041 
1042 
1043That is diabolical.
1044 
1045 
1046It's fantastic. It's got all my special
1047skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
1048 
1049 
1050What's number one? Star Wars?
1051 
1052 
1053Nah, I don't go for that...
1054 
1055 
1056...kind of stuff.
1057 
1058 
1059No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
1060They're out of their minds.
1061 
1062 
1063When I leave a job interview, they're
1064flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
1065 
1066 
1067There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
1068 
1069 
1070I don't remember the sun
1071having a big 75 on it.
1072 
1073 
1074I predicted global warming.
1075 
1076 
1077I could feel it getting hotter.
1078At first I thought it was just me.
1079 
1080 
1081Wait! Stop! Bee!
1082 
1083 
1084Stand back. These are winter boots.
1085 
1086 
1087Wait!
1088 
1089 
1090Don't kill him!
1091 
1092 
1093You know I'm allergic to them!
1094This thing could kill me!
1095 
1096 
1097Why does his life have
1098less value than yours?
1099 
1100 
1101Why does his life have any less value
1102than mine? Is that your statement?
1103 
1104 
1105I'm just saying all life has value. You
1106don't know what he's capable of feeling.
1107 
1108 
1109My brochure!
1110 
1111 
1112There you go, little guy.
1113 
1114 
1115I'm not scared of him.
1116It's an allergic thing.
1117 
1118 
1119Put that on your resume brochure.
1120 
1121 
1122My whole face could puff up.
1123 
1124 
1125Make it one of your special skills.
1126 
1127 
1128Knocking someone out
1129is also a special skill.
1130 
1131 
1132Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
1133 
1134 
1135- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
1136- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
1137 
1138 
1139- You could put carob chips on there.
1140- Bye.
1141 
1142 
1143- Supposed to be less calories.
1144- Bye.
1145 
1146 
1147I gotta say something.
1148 
1149 
1150She saved my life.
1151I gotta say something.
1152 
1153 
1154All right, here it goes.
1155 
1156 
1157Nah.
1158 
1159 
1160What would I say?
1161 
1162 
1163I could really get in trouble.
1164 
1165 
1166It's a bee law.
1167You're not supposed to talk to a human.
1168 
1169 
1170I can't believe I'm doing this.
1171 
1172 
1173I've got to.
1174 
1175 
1176Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
1177 
1178 
1179No. Yes. No.
1180 
1181 
1182Do it. I can't.
1183 
1184 
1185How should I start it?
1186"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
1187 
1188 
1189Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
1190 
1191 
1192Hi!
1193 
1194 
1195I'm sorry.
1196 
1197 
1198- You're talking.
1199- Yes, I know.
1200 
1201 
1202You're talking!
1203 
1204 
1205I'm so sorry.
1206 
1207 
1208No, it's OK. It's fine.
1209I know I'm dreaming.
1210 
1211 
1212But I don't recall going to bed.
1213 
1214 
1215Well, I'm sure this
1216is very disconcerting.
1217 
1218 
1219This is a bit of a surprise to me.
1220I mean, you're a bee!
1221 
1222 
1223I am. And I'm not supposed
1224to be doing this,
1225 
1226 
1227but they were all trying to kill me.
1228 
1229 
1230And if it wasn't for you...
1231 
1232 
1233I had to thank you.
1234It's just how I was raised.
1235 
1236 
1237That was a little weird.
1238 
1239 
1240- I'm talking with a bee.
1241- Yeah.
1242 
1243 
1244I'm talking to a bee.
1245And the bee is talking to me!
1246 
1247 
1248I just want to say I'm grateful.
1249I'll leave now.
1250 
1251 
1252- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
1253- What?
1254 
1255 
1256The talking thing.
1257 
1258 
1259Same way you did, I guess.
1260"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
1261 
1262 
1263- That's very funny.
1264- Yeah.
1265 
1266 
1267Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
1268we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
1269 
1270 
1271Anyway...
1272 
1273 
1274Oan I...
1275 
1276 
1277...get you something?
1278- Like what?
1279 
1280 
1281I don't know. I mean...
1282I don't know. Ooffee?
1283 
1284 
1285I don't want to put you out.
1286 
1287 
1288It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
1289 
1290 
1291- It's just coffee.
1292- I hate to impose.
1293 
1294 
1295- Don't be ridiculous!
1296- Actually, I would love a cup.
1297 
1298 
1299Hey, you want rum cake?
1300 
1301 
1302- I shouldn't.
1303- Have some.
1304 
1305 
1306- No, I can't.
1307- Oome on!
1308 
1309 
1310I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
1311 
1312 
1313- Where?
1314- These stripes don't help.
1315 
1316 
1317You look great!
1318 
1319 
1320I don't know if you know
1321anything about fashion.
1322 
1323 
1324Are you all right?
1325 
1326 
1327No.
1328 
1329 
1330He's making the tie in the cab
1331as they're flying up Madison.
1332 
1333 
1334He finally gets there.
1335 
1336 
1337He runs up the steps into the church.
1338The wedding is on.
1339 
1340 
1341And he says, "Watermelon?
1342I thought you said Guatemalan.
1343 
1344 
1345Why would I marry a watermelon?"
1346 
1347 
1348Is that a bee joke?
1349 
1350 
1351That's the kind of stuff we do.
1352 
1353 
1354Yeah, different.
1355 
1356 
1357So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
1358 
1359 
1360About work? I don't know.
1361 
1362 
1363I want to do my part for the hive,
1364but I can't do it the way they want.
1365 
1366 
1367I know how you feel.
1368 
1369 
1370- You do?
1371- Sure.
1372 
1373 
1374My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
1375a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
1376 
1377 
1378- Really?
1379- My only interest is flowers.
1380 
1381 
1382Our new queen was just elected
1383with that same campaign slogan.
1384 
1385 
1386Anyway, if you look...
1387 
1388 
1389There's my hive right there. See it?
1390 
1391 
1392You're in Sheep Meadow!
1393 
1394 
1395Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
1396 
1397 
1398No way! I know that area.
1399I lost a toe ring there once.
1400 
1401 
1402- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
1403- Why not?
1404 
1405 
1406- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
1407- Maybe I'll try that.
1408 
1409 
1410- You all right, ma'am?
1411- Oh, yeah. Fine.
1412 
1413 
1414Just having two cups of coffee!
1415 
1416 
1417Anyway, this has been great.
1418Thanks for the coffee.
1419 
1420 
1421Yeah, it's no trouble.
1422 
1423 
1424Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
1425I'd be up the rest of my life.
1426 
1427 
1428Are you...?
1429 
1430 
1431Oan I take a piece of this with me?
1432 
1433 
1434Sure! Here, have a crumb.
1435 
1436 
1437- Thanks!
1438- Yeah.
1439 
1440 
1441All right. Well, then...
1442I guess I'll see you around.
1443 
1444 
1445Or not.
1446 
1447 
1448OK, Barry.
1449 
1450 
1451And thank you
1452so much again... for before.
1453 
1454 
1455Oh, that? That was nothing.
1456 
1457 
1458Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
1459 
1460 
1461This can't possibly work.
1462 
1463 
1464He's all set to go.
1465We may as well try it.
1466 
1467 
1468OK, Dave, pull the chute.
1469 
1470 
1471- Sounds amazing.
1472- It was amazing!
1473 
1474 
1475It was the scariest,
1476happiest moment of my life.
1477 
1478 
1479Humans! I can't believe
1480you were with humans!
1481 
1482 
1483Giant, scary humans!
1484What were they like?
1485 
1486 
1487Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
1488 
1489 
1490They eat crazy giant things.
1491They drive crazy.
1492 
1493 
1494- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
1495- Some of them. But some of them don't.
1496 
1497 
1498- How'd you get back?
1499- Poodle.
1500 
1501 
1502You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
1503whatever you wanted to see.
1504 
1505 
1506You had your "experience." Now you
1507can pick out yourjob and be normal.
1508 
1509 
1510- Well...
1511- Well?
1512 
1513 
1514Well, I met someone.
1515 
1516 
1517You did? Was she Bee-ish?
1518 
1519 
1520- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
1521- No, no, no, not a wasp.
1522 
1523 
1524- Spider?
1525- I'm not attracted to spiders.
1526 
1527 
1528I know it's the hottest thing,
1529with the eight legs and all.
1530 
1531 
1532I can't get by that face.
1533 
1534 
1535So who is she?
1536 
1537 
1538She's... human.
1539 
1540 
1541No, no. That's a bee law.
1542You wouldn't break a bee law.
1543 
1544 
1545- Her name's Vanessa.
1546- Oh, boy.
1547 
1548 
1549She's so nice. And she's a florist!
1550 
1551 
1552Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
1553 
1554 
1555We're not dating.
1556 
1557 
1558You're flying outside the hive, talking
1559to humans that attack our homes
1560 
1561 
1562with power washers and M-80s!
1563One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
1564 
1565 
1566She saved my life!
1567And she understands me.
1568 
1569 
1570This is over!
1571 
1572 
1573Eat this.
1574 
1575 
1576This is not over! What was that?
1577 
1578 
1579- They call it a crumb.
1580- It was so stingin' stripey!
1581 
1582 
1583And that's not what they eat.
1584That's what falls off what they eat!
1585 
1586 
1587- You know what a Oinnabon is?
1588- No.
1589 
1590 
1591It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
1592They heat it up...
1593 
1594 
1595Sit down!
1596 
1597 
1598...really hot!
1599- Listen to me!
1600 
1601 
1602We are not them! We're us.
1603There's us and there's them!
1604 
1605 
1606Yes, but who can deny
1607the heart that is yearning?
1608 
1609 
1610There's no yearning.
1611Stop yearning. Listen to me!
1612 
1613 
1614You have got to start thinking bee,
1615my friend. Thinking bee!
1616 
1617 
1618- Thinking bee.
1619- Thinking bee.
1620 
1621 
1622Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
1623Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
1624 
1625 
1626There he is. He's in the pool.
1627 
1628 
1629You know what your problem is, Barry?
1630 
1631 
1632I gotta start thinking bee?
1633 
1634 
1635How much longer will this go on?
1636 
1637 
1638It's been three days!
1639Why aren't you working?
1640 
1641 
1642I've got a lot of big life decisions
1643to think about.
1644 
1645 
1646What life? You have no life!
1647You have no job. You're barely a bee!
1648 
1649 
1650Would it kill you
1651to make a little honey?
1652 
1653 
1654Barry, come out.
1655Your father's talking to you.
1656 
1657 
1658Martin, would you talk to him?
1659 
1660 
1661Barry, I'm talking to you!
1662 
1663 
1664You coming?
1665 
1666 
1667Got everything?
1668 
1669 
1670All set!
1671 
1672 
1673Go ahead. I'll catch up.
1674 
1675 
1676Don't be too long.
1677 
1678 
1679Watch this!
1680 
1681 
1682Vanessa!
1683 
1684 
1685- We're still here.
1686- I told you not to yell at him.
1687 
1688 
1689He doesn't respond to yelling!
1690 
1691 
1692- Then why yell at me?
1693- Because you don't listen!
1694 
1695 
1696I'm not listening to this.
1697 
1698 
1699Sorry, I've gotta go.
1700 
1701 
1702- Where are you going?
1703- I'm meeting a friend.
1704 
1705 
1706A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
1707 
1708 
1709Bye.
1710 
1711 
1712I just hope she's Bee-ish.
1713 
1714 
1715They have a huge parade
1716of flowers every year in Pasadena?
1717 
1718 
1719To be in the Tournament of Roses,
1720that's every florist's dream!
1721 
1722 
1723Up on a float, surrounded
1724by flowers, crowds cheering.
1725 
1726 
1727A tournament. Do the roses
1728compete in athletic events?
1729 
1730 
1731No. All right, I've got one.
1732How come you don't fly everywhere?
1733 
1734 
1735It's exhausting. Why don't you
1736run everywhere? It's faster.
1737 
1738 
1739Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
1740All right, your turn.
1741 
1742 
1743TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
1744That's insane!
1745 
1746 
1747You don't have that?
1748 
1749 
1750We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
1751It's a horrible, horrible disease.
1752 
1753 
1754Oh, my.
1755 
1756 
1757Dumb bees!
1758 
1759 
1760You must want to sting all those jerks.
1761 
1762 
1763We try not to sting.
1764It's usually fatal for us.
1765 
1766 
1767So you have to watch your temper.
1768 
1769 
1770Very carefully.
1771You kick a wall, take a walk,
1772 
1773 
1774write an angry letter and throw it out.
1775Work through it like any emotion:
1776 
1777 
1778Anger, jealousy, lust.
1779 
1780 
1781Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
1782 
1783 
1784Yeah.
1785 
1786 
1787- What is wrong with you?!
1788- It's a bug.
1789 
1790 
1791He's not bothering anybody.
1792Get out of here, you creep!
1793 
1794 
1795What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
1796 
1797 
1798Yeah, it was. How did you know?
1799 
1800 
1801It felt like about 10 pages.
1802Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
1803 
1804 
1805You've really got that
1806down to a science.
1807 
1808 
1809- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
1810- I'll bet.
1811 
1812 
1813What in the name
1814of Mighty Hercules is this?
1815 
1816 
1817How did this get here?
1818Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
1819 
1820 
1821Ray Liotta Private Select?
1822 
1823 
1824- Is he that actor?
1825- I never heard of him.
1826 
1827 
1828- Why is this here?
1829- For people. We eat it.
1830 
1831 
1832You don't have
1833enough food of your own?
1834 
1835 
1836- Well, yes.
1837- How do you get it?
1838 
1839 
1840- Bees make it.
1841- I know who makes it!
1842 
1843 
1844And it's hard to make it!
1845 
1846 
1847There's heating, cooling, stirring.
1848You need a whole Krelman thing!
1849 
1850 
1851- It's organic.
1852- It's our-ganic!
1853 
1854 
1855It's just honey, Barry.
1856 
1857 
1858Just what?!
1859 
1860 
1861Bees don't know about this!
1862This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
1863 
1864 
1865You've taken our homes, schools,
1866hospitals! This is all we have!
1867 
1868 
1869And it's on sale?!
1870I'm getting to the bottom of this.
1871 
1872 
1873I'm getting to the bottom
1874of all of this!
1875 
1876 
1877Hey, Hector.
1878 
1879 
1880- You almost done?
1881- Almost.
1882 
1883 
1884He is here. I sense it.
1885 
1886 
1887Well, I guess I'll go home now
1888 
1889 
1890and just leave this nice honey out,
1891with no one around.
1892 
1893 
1894You're busted, box boy!
1895 
1896 
1897I knew I heard something.
1898So you can talk!
1899 
1900 
1901I can talk.
1902And now you'll start talking!
1903 
1904 
1905Where you getting the sweet stuff?
1906Who's your supplier?
1907 
1908 
1909I don't understand.
1910I thought we were friends.
1911 
1912 
1913The last thing we want
1914to do is upset bees!
1915 
1916 
1917You're too late! It's ours now!
1918 
1919 
1920You, sir, have crossed
1921the wrong sword!
1922 
1923 
1924You, sir, will be lunch
1925for my iguana, Ignacio!
1926 
1927 
1928Where is the honey coming from?
1929 
1930 
1931Tell me where!
1932 
1933 
1934Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
1935 
1936 
1937Orazy person!
1938 
1939 
1940What horrible thing has happened here?
1941 
1942 
1943These faces, they never knew
1944what hit them. And now
1945 
1946 
1947they're on the road to nowhere!
1948 
1949 
1950Just keep still.
1951 
1952 
1953What? You're not dead?
1954 
1955 
1956Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
1957that moves. Where you headed?
1958 
1959 
1960To Honey Farms.
1961I am onto something huge here.
1962 
1963 
1964I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
1965crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
1966 
1967 
1968I'm going to Tacoma.
1969 
1970 
1971- And you?
1972- He really is dead.
1973 
1974 
1975All right.
1976 
1977 
1978Uh-oh!
1979 
1980 
1981- What is that?!
1982- Oh, no!
1983 
1984 
1985- A wiper! Triple blade!
1986- Triple blade?
1987 
1988 
1989Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
1990 
1991 
1992Why does everything have
1993to be so doggone clean?!
1994 
1995 
1996How much do you people need to see?!
1997 
1998 
1999Open your eyes!
2000Stick your head out the window!
2001 
2002 
2003From NPR News in Washington,
2004I'm Oarl Kasell.
2005 
2006 
2007But don't kill no more bugs!
2008 
2009 
2010- Bee!
2011- Moose blood guy!!
2012 
2013 
2014- You hear something?
2015- Like what?
2016 
2017 
2018Like tiny screaming.
2019 
2020 
2021Turn off the radio.
2022 
2023 
2024Whassup, bee boy?
2025 
2026 
2027Hey, Blood.
2028 
2029 
2030Just a row of honey jars,
2031as far as the eye could see.
2032 
2033 
2034Wow!
2035 
2036 
2037I assume wherever this truck goes
2038is where they're getting it.
2039 
2040 
2041I mean, that honey's ours.
2042 
2043 
2044- Bees hang tight.
2045- We're all jammed in.
2046 
2047 
2048It's a close community.
2049 
2050 
2051Not us, man. We on our own.
2052Every mosquito on his own.
2053 
2054 
2055- What if you get in trouble?
2056- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
2057 
2058 
2059Nobody likes us. They just smack.
2060See a mosquito, smack, smack!
2061 
2062 
2063At least you're out in the world.
2064You must meet girls.
2065 
2066 
2067Mosquito girls try to trade up,
2068get with a moth, dragonfly.
2069 
2070 
2071Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
2072 
2073 
2074You got to be kidding me!
2075 
2076 
2077Mooseblood's about to leave
2078the building! So long, bee!
2079 
2080 
2081- Hey, guys!
2082- Mooseblood!
2083 
2084 
2085I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
2086Did you bring your crazy straw?
2087 
2088 
2089We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
2090and it's pretty much pure profit.
2091 
2092 
2093What is this place?
2094 
2095 
2096A bee's got a brain
2097the size of a pinhead.
2098 
2099 
2100They are pinheads!
2101 
2102 
2103Pinhead.
2104 
2105 
2106- Oheck out the new smoker.
2107- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
2108 
2109 
2110The Thomas 3000!
2111 
2112 
2113Smoker?
2114 
2115 
2116Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
2117Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
2118 
2119 
2120A couple breaths of this
2121knocks them right out.
2122 
2123 
2124They make the honey,
2125and we make the money.
2126 
2127 
2128"They make the honey,
2129and we make the money"?
2130 
2131 
2132Oh, my!
2133 
2134 
2135What's going on? Are you OK?
2136 
2137 
2138Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
2139 
2140 
2141Do you know you're
2142in a fake hive with fake walls?
2143 
2144 
2145Our queen was moved here.
2146We had no choice.
2147 
2148 
2149This is your queen?
2150That's a man in women's clothes!
2151 
2152 
2153That's a drag queen!
2154 
2155 
2156What is this?
2157 
2158 
2159Oh, no!
2160 
2161 
2162There's hundreds of them!
2163 
2164 
2165Bee honey.
2166 
2167 
2168Our honey is being brazenly stolen
2169on a massive scale!
2170 
2171 
2172This is worse than anything bears
2173have done! I intend to do something.
2174 
2175 
2176Oh, Barry, stop.
2177 
2178 
2179Who told you humans are taking
2180our honey? That's a rumor.
2181 
2182 
2183Do these look like rumors?
2184 
2185 
2186That's a conspiracy theory.
2187These are obviously doctored photos.
2188 
2189 
2190How did you get mixed up in this?
2191 
2192 
2193He's been talking to humans.
2194 
2195 
2196- What?
2197- Talking to humans?!
2198 
2199 
2200He has a human girlfriend.
2201And they make out!
2202 
2203 
2204Make out? Barry!
2205 
2206 
2207We do not.
2208 
2209 
2210- You wish you could.
2211- Whose side are you on?
2212 
2213 
2214The bees!
2215 
2216 
2217I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
2218Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
2219 
2220 
2221Barry, this is what you want
2222to do with your life?
2223 
2224 
2225I want to do it for all our lives.
2226Nobody works harder than bees!
2227 
2228 
2229Dad, I remember you
2230coming home so overworked
2231 
2232 
2233your hands were still stirring.
2234You couldn't stop.
2235 
2236 
2237I remember that.
2238 
2239 
2240What right do they have to our honey?
2241 
2242 
2243We live on two cups a year. They put it
2244in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
2245 
2246 
2247Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
2248 
2249 
2250Sting them where it really hurts.
2251 
2252 
2253In the face! The eye!
2254 
2255 
2256- That would hurt.
2257- No.
2258 
2259 
2260Up the nose? That's a killer.
2261 
2262 
2263There's only one place you can sting
2264the humans, one place where it matters.
2265 
2266 
2267Hive at Five, the hive's only
2268full-hour action news source.
2269 
2270 
2271No more bee beards!
2272 
2273 
2274With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
2275 
2276 
2277Weather with Storm Stinger.
2278 
2279 
2280Sports with Buzz Larvi.
2281 
2282 
2283And Jeanette Ohung.
2284 
2285 
2286- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
2287- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
2288 
2289 
2290A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
2291 
2292 
2293intends to sue the human race
2294for stealing our honey,
2295 
2296 
2297packaging it and profiting
2298from it illegally!
2299 
2300 
2301Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
2302 
2303 
2304we'll have three former queens here in
2305our studio, discussing their new book,
2306 
2307 
2308Olassy Ladies,
2309out this week on Hexagon.
2310 
2311 
2312Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
2313 
2314 
2315Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
2316from the hive. I can't do this"?
2317 
2318 
2319Bees have never been afraid
2320to change the world.
2321 
2322 
2323What about Bee Oolumbus?
2324Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
2325 
2326 
2327Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
2328 
2329 
2330We were thinking
2331of stickball or candy stores.
2332 
2333 
2334How old are you?
2335 
2336 
2337The bee community
2338is supporting you in this case,
2339 
2340 
2341which will be the trial
2342of the bee century.
2343 
2344 
2345You know, they have a Larry King
2346in the human world too.
2347 
2348 
2349It's a common name. Next week...
2350 
2351 
2352He looks like you and has a show
2353and suspenders and colored dots...
2354 
2355 
2356Next week...
2357 
2358 
2359Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
2360guest even though you just heard 'em.
2361 
2362 
2363Bear Week next week!
2364They're scary, hairy and here live.
2365 
2366 
2367Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
2368squinty eyes, very Jewish.
2369 
2370 
2371In tennis, you attack
2372at the point of weakness!
2373 
2374 
2375It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
2376 
2377 
2378Honey, her backhand's a joke!
2379I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
2380 
2381 
2382Quiet, please.
2383Actual work going on here.
2384 
2385 
2386- Is that that same bee?
2387- Yes, it is!
2388 
2389 
2390I'm helping him sue the human race.
2391 
2392 
2393- Hello.
2394- Hello, bee.
2395 
2396 
2397This is Ken.
2398 
2399 
2400Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
2401ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
2402 
2403 
2404Why does he talk again?
2405 
2406 
2407Listen, you better go
2408'cause we're really busy working.
2409 
2410 
2411But it's our yogurt night!
2412 
2413 
2414Bye-bye.
2415 
2416 
2417Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
2418 
2419 
2420You poor thing.
2421You two have been at this for hours!
2422 
2423 
2424Yes, and Adam here
2425has been a huge help.
2426 
2427 
2428- Frosting...
2429- How many sugars?
2430 
2431 
2432Just one. I try not
2433to use the competition.
2434 
2435 
2436So why are you helping me?
2437 
2438 
2439Bees have good qualities.
2440 
2441 
2442And it takes my mind off the shop.
2443 
2444 
2445Instead of flowers, people
2446are giving balloon bouquets now.
2447 
2448 
2449Those are great, if you're three.
2450 
2451 
2452And artificial flowers.
2453 
2454 
2455- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
2456- Yeah, me too.
2457 
2458 
2459Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
2460 
2461 
2462Bees must hate those fake things!
2463 
2464 
2465Nothing worse
2466than a daffodil that's had work done.
2467 
2468 
2469Maybe this could make up
2470for it a little bit.
2471 
2472 
2473- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
2474- I guess.
2475 
2476 
2477You sure you want to go through with it?
2478 
2479 
2480Am I sure? When I'm done with
2481the humans, they won't be able
2482 
2483 
2484to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
2485without paying a royalty!
2486 
2487 
2488It's an incredible scene
2489here in downtown Manhattan,
2490 
2491 
2492where the world anxiously waits,
2493because for the first time in history,
2494 
2495 
2496we will hear for ourselves
2497if a honeybee can actually speak.
2498 
2499 
2500What have we gotten into here, Barry?
2501 
2502 
2503It's pretty big, isn't it?
2504 
2505 
2506I can't believe how many humans
2507don't work during the day.
2508 
2509 
2510You think billion-dollar multinational
2511food companies have good lawyers?
2512 
2513 
2514Everybody needs to stay
2515behind the barricade.
2516 
2517 
2518- What's the matter?
2519- I don't know, I just got a chill.
2520 
2521 
2522Well, if it isn't the bee team.
2523 
2524 
2525You boys work on this?
2526 
2527 
2528All rise! The Honorable
2529Judge Bumbleton presiding.
2530 
2531 
2532All right. Oase number 4475,
2533 
2534 
2535Superior Oourt of New York,
2536Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
2537 
2538 
2539is now in session.
2540 
2541 
2542Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
2543the five food companies collectively?
2544 
2545 
2546A privilege.
2547 
2548 
2549Mr. Benson... you're representing
2550all the bees of the world?
2551 
2552 
2553I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
2554we're ready to proceed.
2555 
2556 
2557Mr. Montgomery,
2558your opening statement, please.
2559 
2560 
2561Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
2562 
2563 
2564my grandmother was a simple woman.
2565 
2566 
2567Born on a farm, she believed
2568it was man's divine right
2569 
2570 
2571to benefit from the bounty
2572of nature God put before us.
2573 
2574 
2575If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
2576Mr. Benson imagines,
2577 
2578 
2579just think of what would it mean.
2580 
2581 
2582I would have to negotiate
2583with the silkworm
2584 
2585 
2586for the elastic in my britches!
2587 
2588 
2589Talking bee!
2590 
2591 
2592How do we know this isn't some sort of
2593 
2594 
2595holographic motion-picture-capture
2596Hollywood wizardry?
2597 
2598 
2599They could be using laser beams!
2600 
2601 
2602Robotics! Ventriloquism!
2603Oloning! For all we know,
2604 
2605 
2606he could be on steroids!
2607 
2608 
2609Mr. Benson?
2610 
2611 
2612Ladies and gentlemen,
2613there's no trickery here.
2614 
2615 
2616I'm just an ordinary bee.
2617Honey's pretty important to me.
2618 
2619 
2620It's important to all bees.
2621We invented it!
2622 
2623 
2624We make it. And we protect it
2625with our lives.
2626 
2627 
2628Unfortunately, there are
2629some people in this room
2630 
2631 
2632who think they can take it from us
2633 
2634 
2635'cause we're the little guys!
2636I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
2637 
2638 
2639you'll see how, by taking our honey,
2640you not only take everything we have
2641 
2642 
2643but everything we are!
2644 
2645 
2646I wish he'd dress like that
2647all the time. So nice!
2648 
2649 
2650Oall your first witness.
2651 
2652 
2653So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
2654of Honey Farms, big company you have.
2655 
2656 
2657I suppose so.
2658 
2659 
2660I see you also own
2661Honeyburton and Honron!
2662 
2663 
2664Yes, they provide beekeepers
2665for our farms.
2666 
2667 
2668Beekeeper. I find that
2669to be a very disturbing term.
2670 
2671 
2672I don't imagine you employ
2673any bee-free-ers, do you?
2674 
2675 
2676- No.
2677- I couldn't hear you.
2678 
2679 
2680- No.
2681- No.
2682 
2683 
2684Because you don't free bees.
2685You keep bees. Not only that,
2686 
2687 
2688it seems you thought a bear would be
2689an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
2690 
2691 
2692They're very lovable creatures.
2693 
2694 
2695Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
2696 
2697 
2698You mean like this?
2699 
2700 
2701Bears kill bees!
2702 
2703 
2704How'd you like his head crashing
2705through your living room?!
2706 
2707 
2708Biting into your couch!
2709Spitting out your throw pillows!
2710 
2711 
2712OK, that's enough. Take him away.
2713 
2714 
2715So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
2716Your name intrigues me.
2717 
2718 
2719- Where have I heard it before?
2720- I was with a band called The Police.
2721 
2722 
2723But you've never been
2724a police officer, have you?
2725 
2726 
2727No, I haven't.
2728 
2729 
2730No, you haven't. And so here
2731we have yet another example
2732 
2733 
2734of bee culture casually
2735stolen by a human
2736 
2737 
2738for nothing more than
2739a prance-about stage name.
2740 
2741 
2742Oh, please.
2743 
2744 
2745Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
2746 
2747 
2748Because I'm feeling
2749a little stung, Sting.
2750 
2751 
2752Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
2753 
2754 
2755That's not his real name?! You idiots!
2756 
2757 
2758Mr. Liotta, first,
2759belated congratulations on
2760 
2761 
2762your Emmy win for a guest spot
2763on ER in 2005.
2764 
2765 
2766Thank you. Thank you.
2767 
2768 
2769I see from your resume
2770that you're devilishly handsome
2771 
2772 
2773with a churning inner turmoil
2774that's ready to blow.
2775 
2776 
2777I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
2778 
2779 
2780Not yet it isn't. But is this
2781what it's come to for you?
2782 
2783 
2784Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
2785so you don't
2786 
2787 
2788have to rehearse
2789your part and learn your lines, sir?
2790 
2791 
2792Watch it, Benson!
2793I could blow right now!
2794 
2795 
2796This isn't a goodfella.
2797This is a badfella!
2798 
2799 
2800Why doesn't someone just step on
2801this creep, and we can all go home?!
2802 
2803 
2804- Order in this court!
2805- You're all thinking it!
2806 
2807 
2808Order! Order, I say!
2809 
2810 
2811- Say it!
2812- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
2813 
2814 
2815I think it was awfully nice
2816of that bear to pitch in like that.
2817 
2818 
2819I think the jury's on our side.
2820 
2821 
2822Are we doing everything right, legally?
2823 
2824 
2825I'm a florist.
2826 
2827 
2828Right. Well, here's to a great team.
2829 
2830 
2831To a great team!
2832 
2833 
2834Well, hello.
2835 
2836 
2837- Ken!
2838- Hello.
2839 
2840 
2841I didn't think you were coming.
2842 
2843 
2844No, I was just late.
2845I tried to call, but... the battery.
2846 
2847 
2848I didn't want all this to go to waste,
2849so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
2850 
2851 
2852Oh, that was lucky.
2853 
2854 
2855There's a little left.
2856I could heat it up.
2857 
2858 
2859Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
2860 
2861 
2862So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
2863 
2864 
2865I'm not much for the game myself.
2866The ball's a little grabby.
2867 
2868 
2869That's where I usually sit.
2870Right... there.
2871 
2872 
2873Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
2874 
2875 
2876and he agreed with me that eating with
2877chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
2878 
2879 
2880You think I don't see what you're doing?
2881 
2882 
2883I know how hard it is to find
2884the rightjob. We have that in common.
2885 
2886 
2887Do we?
2888 
2889 
2890Bees have 100 percent employment,
2891but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
2892 
2893 
2894That's just what
2895I was thinking about doing.
2896 
2897 
2898Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
2899for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
2900 
2901 
2902I'm going to drain the old stinger.
2903 
2904 
2905Yeah, you do that.
2906 
2907 
2908Look at that.
2909 
2910 
2911You know, I've just about had it
2912 
2913 
2914with your little mind games.
2915 
2916 
2917- What's that?
2918- Italian Vogue.
2919 
2920 
2921Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
2922 
2923 
2924A lot of ads.
2925 
2926 
2927Remember what Van said, why is
2928your life more valuable than mine?
2929 
2930 
2931Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
2932 
2933 
2934I think something stinks in here!
2935 
2936 
2937I love the smell of flowers.
2938 
2939 
2940How do you like the smell of flames?!
2941 
2942 
2943Not as much.
2944 
2945 
2946Water bug! Not taking sides!
2947 
2948 
2949Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
2950This is pathetic!
2951 
2952 
2953I've got issues!
2954 
2955 
2956Well, well, well, a royal flush!
2957 
2958 
2959- You're bluffing.
2960- Am I?
2961 
2962 
2963Surf's up, dude!
2964 
2965 
2966Poo water!
2967 
2968 
2969That bowl is gnarly.
2970 
2971 
2972Except for those dirty yellow rings!
2973 
2974 
2975Kenneth! What are you doing?!
2976 
2977 
2978You know, I don't even like honey!
2979I don't eat it!
2980 
2981 
2982We need to talk!
2983 
2984 
2985He's just a little bee!
2986 
2987 
2988And he happens to be
2989the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
2990 
2991 
2992Long time? What are you talking about?!
2993Are there other bugs in your life?
2994 
2995 
2996No, but there are other things bugging
2997me in life. And you're one of them!
2998 
2999 
3000Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
3001 
3002 
3003My nerves are fried from riding
3004on this emotional roller coaster!
3005 
3006 
3007Goodbye, Ken.
3008 
3009 
3010And for your information,
3011 
3012 
3013I prefer sugar-free, artificial
3014sweeteners made by man!
3015 
3016 
3017I'm sorry about all that.
3018 
3019 
3020I know it's got
3021an aftertaste! I like it!
3022 
3023 
3024I always felt there was some kind
3025of barrier between Ken and me.
3026 
3027 
3028I couldn't overcome it.
3029Oh, well.
3030 
3031 
3032Are you OK for the trial?
3033 
3034 
3035I believe Mr. Montgomery
3036is about out of ideas.
3037 
3038 
3039Nous aimerions appeler
3040M. Barry Benson Bee à la barre.
3041 
3042 
3043Bonne idée! Vous pouvez vraiment voir pourquoi il est
3044considéré comme l'un des meilleurs avocats ...
3045 
3046 
3047Ouais.
3048 
3049 
3050Layton, tu as
3051dois tisser un peu de magie
3052 
3053 
3054avec ce jury,
3055ou ça va être partout.
3056 
3057 
3058Ne t'inquiète pas. La seule chose que j'ai
3059faire pour transformer ce jury autour
3060 
3061 
3062est de leur rappeler
3063de ce qu'ils n'aiment pas chez les abeilles.
3064 
3065 
3066- Vous avez les pincettes?
3067- Es-tu allergique?
3068 
3069 
3070Seulement pour perdre, mon fils. Seulement à perdre.
3071 
3072 
3073M. Benson Bee, je vais vous demander
3074ce que je pense que nous aimerions tous savoir.
3075 
3076 
3077Quelle est exactement votre relation
3078 
3079 
3080à cette femme?
3081 
3082 
3083Nous sommes amis.
3084 
3085 
3086- Bons amis?
3087- Oui.
3088 
3089 
3090A quel point est ce bien? Vivez-vous ensemble?
3091 
3092 
3093Attends une minute...
3094 
3095 
3096Es-tu sa petite ...
3097 
3098 
3099...punaise de lit?
3100 
3101 
3102J'ai vu un documentaire sur les abeilles ou deux.
3103D'après ce que j'ai compris,
3104 
3105 
3106ta reine ne donne-t-elle pas naissance
3107à tous les enfants d'abeilles?
3108 
3109 
3110- Oui mais...
3111- Alors ce ne sont pas tes vrais parents!
3112 
3113 
3114- Oh, Barry ...
3115- Oui, ils sont!
3116 
3117 
3118Retenez-moi!
3119 
3120 
3121Tu es une abeille illégitime,
3122n'êtes-vous pas Benson?
3123 
3124 
3125Il dénonce les abeilles!
3126 
3127 
3128Vous ne sortez pas tous avec vos cousins?
3129 
3130 
3131- Objection!
3132- Je vais épingler ce mec!
3133 
3134 
3135Adam, non! C'est ce qu'il veut!
3136 
3137 
3138Oh, je suis touché !!
3139 
3140 
3141Oh, seigneur, je suis touché!
3142 
3143 
3144Ordre! Ordre!
3145 
3146 
3147Le venin! Le venin
3148court dans mes veines!
3149 
3150 
3151J'ai été abattu
3152par une bête ailée de destruction!
3153 
3154 
3155Vous voyez? Vous ne pouvez pas les traiter
3156comme des égaux! Ce sont des sauvages rayés!
3157 
3158 
3159Stinging est la seule chose
3160ils savent! C'est leur chemin!
3161 
3162 
3163- Adam, reste avec moi.
3164- Je ne peux pas sentir mes jambes.
3165 
3166 
3167Quel ange de miséricorde
3168va venir en avant pour sucer le poison
3169 
3170 
3171de mes fesses levées?
3172 
3173 
3174Je vais avoir de l'ordre dans cette cour. Ordre!
3175 
3176 
3177Commandez, s'il vous plaît!
3178 
3179 
3180Le cas des abeilles
3181contre la race humaine
3182 
3183 
3184a fait un virage serré contre les abeilles
3185 
3186 
3187hier quand l'un de leurs avocats
3188l'équipe piquée Layton T. Montgomery.
3189 
3190 
3191- Hey, buddy.
3192- Hey.
3193 
3194 
3195- Is there much pain?
3196- Yeah.
3197 
3198 
3199I...
3200 
3201 
3202I blew the whole case, didn't I?
3203 
3204 
3205It doesn't matter. What matters is
3206you're alive. You could have died.
3207 
3208 
3209I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
3210 
3211 
3212They got it from the cafeteria
3213downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
3214 
3215 
3216Look, there's
3217a little celery still on it.
3218 
3219 
3220What was it like to sting someone?
3221 
3222 
3223I can't explain it. It was all...
3224 
3225 
3226All adrenaline and then...
3227and then ecstasy!
3228 
3229 
3230All right.
3231 
3232 
3233You think it was all a trap?
3234 
3235 
3236Of course. I'm sorry.
3237I flew us right into this.
3238 
3239 
3240What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
3241just a couple of bugs in this world.
3242 
3243 
3244What will the humans do to us
3245if they win?
3246 
3247 
3248I don't know.
3249 
3250 
3251I hear they put the roaches in motels.
3252That doesn't sound so bad.
3253 
3254 
3255Adam, they check in,
3256but they don't check out!
3257 
3258 
3259Oh, my.
3260 
3261 
3262Oould you get a nurse
3263to close that window?
3264 
3265 
3266- Why?
3267- The smoke.
3268 
3269 
3270Bees don't smoke.
3271 
3272 
3273Right. Bees don't smoke.
3274 
3275 
3276Bees don't smoke!
3277But some bees are smoking.
3278 
3279 
3280That's it! That's our case!
3281 
3282 
3283It is? It's not over?
3284 
3285 
3286Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
3287 
3288 
3289Get back to the court and stall.
3290Stall any way you can.
3291 
3292 
3293And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
3294 
3295 
3296Mr. Flayman.
3297 
3298 
3299Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
3300 
3301 
3302Where is the rest of your team?
3303 
3304 
3305Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
3306 
3307 
3308Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
3309 
3310 
3311and as a result,
3312we don't make very good time.
3313 
3314 
3315I actually heard a funny story about...
3316 
3317 
3318Your Honor,
3319haven't these ridiculous bugs
3320 
3321 
3322taken up enough
3323of this court's valuable time?
3324 
3325 
3326How much longer will we allow
3327these absurd shenanigans to go on?
3328 
3329 
3330They have presented no compelling
3331evidence to support their charges
3332 
3333 
3334against my clients,
3335who run legitimate businesses.
3336 
3337 
3338I move for a complete dismissal
3339of this entire case!
3340 
3341 
3342Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
3343 
3344 
3345to have to consider
3346Mr. Montgomery's motion.
3347 
3348 
3349But you can't! We have a terrific case.
3350 
3351 
3352Where is your proof?
3353Where is the evidence?
3354 
3355 
3356Show me the smoking gun!
3357 
3358 
3359Hold it, Your Honor!
3360You want a smoking gun?
3361 
3362 
3363Here is your smoking gun.
3364 
3365 
3366What is that?
3367 
3368 
3369It's a bee smoker!
3370 
3371 
3372What, this?
3373This harmless little contraption?
3374 
3375 
3376This couldn't hurt a fly,
3377let alone a bee.
3378 
3379 
3380Look at what has happened
3381 
3382 
3383to bees who have never been asked,
3384"Smoking or non?"
3385 
3386 
3387Is this what nature intended for us?
3388 
3389 
3390To be forcibly addicted
3391to smoke machines
3392 
3393 
3394and man-made wooden slat work camps?
3395 
3396 
3397Living out our lives as honey slaves
3398to the white man?
3399 
3400 
3401- What are we gonna do?
3402- He's playing the species card.
3403 
3404 
3405Ladies and gentlemen, please,
3406free these bees!
3407 
3408 
3409Free the bees! Free the bees!
3410 
3411 
3412Free the bees!
3413 
3414 
3415Free the bees! Free the bees!
3416 
3417 
3418The court finds in favor of the bees!
3419 
3420 
3421Vanessa, we won!
3422 
3423 
3424I knew you could do it! High-five!
3425 
3426 
3427Sorry.
3428 
3429 
3430I'm OK! You know what this means?
3431 
3432 
3433All the honey
3434will finally belong to the bees.
3435 
3436 
3437Now we won't have
3438to work so hard all the time.
3439 
3440 
3441This is an unholy perversion
3442of the balance of nature, Benson.
3443 
3444 
3445You'll regret this.
3446 
3447 
3448Barry, how much honey is out there?
3449 
3450 
3451All right. One at a time.
3452 
3453 
3454Barry, who are you wearing?
3455 
3456 
3457My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
3458and I have no pants.
3459 
3460 
3461- What if Montgomery's right?
3462- What do you mean?
3463 
3464 
3465We've been living the bee way
3466a long time, 27 million years.
3467 
3468 
3469Oongratulations on your victory.
3470What will you demand as a settlement?
3471 
3472 
3473First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
3474of all bee work camps.
3475 
3476 
3477Then we want back the honey
3478that was ours to begin with,
3479 
3480 
3481every last drop.
3482 
3483 
3484We demand an end to the glorification
3485of the bear as anything more
3486 
3487 
3488than a filthy, smelly,
3489bad-breath stink machine.
3490 
3491 
3492We're all aware
3493of what they do in the woods.
3494 
3495 
3496Wait for my signal.
3497 
3498 
3499Take him out.
3500 
3501 
3502He'll have nauseous
3503for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
3504 
3505 
3506And we will no longer tolerate
3507bee-negative nicknames...
3508 
3509 
3510But it's just a prance-about stage name!
3511 
3512 
3513...unnecessary inclusion of honey
3514in bogus health products
3515 
3516 
3517and la-dee-da human
3518tea-time snack garnishments.
3519 
3520 
3521Oan't breathe.
3522 
3523 
3524Bring it in, boys!
3525 
3526 
3527Hold it right there! Good.
3528 
3529 
3530Tap it.
3531 
3532 
3533Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
3534and there's gallons more coming!
3535 
3536 
3537- I think we need to shut down!
3538- Shut down? We've never shut down.
3539 
3540 
3541Shut down honey production!
3542 
3543 
3544Stop making honey!
3545 
3546 
3547Turn your key, sir!
3548 
3549 
3550What do we do now?
3551 
3552 
3553Oannonball!
3554 
3555 
3556We're shutting honey production!
3557 
3558 
3559Mission abort.
3560 
3561 
3562Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
3563Returning to base.
3564 
3565 
3566Adam, you wouldn't believe
3567how much honey was out there.
3568 
3569 
3570Oh, yeah?
3571 
3572 
3573What's going on? Where is everybody?
3574 
3575 
3576- Are they out celebrating?
3577- They're home.
3578 
3579 
3580They don't know what to do.
3581Laying out, sleeping in.
3582 
3583 
3584I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
3585to San Antonio with a cricket.
3586 
3587 
3588At least we got our honey back.
3589 
3590 
3591Sometimes I think, so what if humans
3592liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
3593 
3594 
3595It's the greatest thing in the world!
3596I was excited to be part of making it.
3597 
3598 
3599This was my new desk. This was my
3600new job. I wanted to do it really well.
3601 
3602 
3603And now...
3604 
3605 
3606Now I can't.
3607 
3608 
3609I don't understand
3610why they're not happy.
3611 
3612 
3613I thought their lives would be better!
3614 
3615 
3616They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
3617Honey really changes people.
3618 
3619 
3620You don't have any idea
3621what's going on, do you?
3622 
3623 
3624- What did you want to show me?
3625- This.
3626 
3627 
3628What happened here?
3629 
3630 
3631That is not the half of it.
3632 
3633 
3634Oh, no. Oh, my.
3635 
3636 
3637They're all wilting.
3638 
3639 
3640Doesn't look very good, does it?
3641 
3642 
3643No.
3644 
3645 
3646And whose fault do you think that is?
3647 
3648 
3649You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
3650 
3651 
3652Bees?
3653 
3654 
3655Specifically, me.
3656 
3657 
3658I didn't think bees not needing to make
3659honey would affect all these things.
3660 
3661 
3662It's notjust flowers.
3663Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
3664 
3665 
3666That's our whole SAT test right there.
3667 
3668 
3669Take away produce, that affects
3670the entire animal kingdom.
3671 
3672 
3673And then, of course...
3674 
3675 
3676The human species?
3677 
3678 
3679So if there's no more pollination,
3680 
3681 
3682it could all just go south here,
3683couldn't it?
3684 
3685 
3686I know this is also partly my fault.
3687 
3688 
3689How about a suicide pact?
3690 
3691 
3692How do we do it?
3693 
3694 
3695- I'll sting you, you step on me.
3696- Thatjust kills you twice.
3697 
3698 
3699Right, right.
3700 
3701 
3702Listen, Barry...
3703sorry, but I gotta get going.
3704 
3705 
3706I had to open my mouth and talk.
3707 
3708 
3709Vanessa?
3710 
3711 
3712Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
3713Where are you going?
3714 
3715 
3716To the final Tournament of Roses parade
3717in Pasadena.
3718 
3719 
3720They've moved it to this weekend
3721because all the flowers are dying.
3722 
3723 
3724It's the last chance
3725I'll ever have to see it.
3726 
3727 
3728Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
3729I never meant it to turn out like this.
3730 
3731 
3732I know. Me neither.
3733 
3734 
3735Tournament of Roses.
3736Roses can't do sports.
3737 
3738 
3739Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
3740 
3741 
3742Roses!
3743 
3744 
3745Vanessa!
3746 
3747 
3748Roses?!
3749 
3750 
3751Barry?
3752 
3753 
3754- Roses are flowers!
3755- Yes, they are.
3756 
3757 
3758Flowers, bees, pollen!
3759 
3760 
3761I know.
3762That's why this is the last parade.
3763 
3764 
3765Maybe not.
3766Oould you ask him to slow down?
3767 
3768 
3769Oould you slow down?
3770 
3771 
3772Barry!
3773 
3774 
3775OK, I made a huge mistake.
3776This is a total disaster, all my fault.
3777 
3778 
3779Yes, it kind of is.
3780 
3781 
3782I've ruined the planet.
3783I wanted to help you
3784 
3785 
3786with the flower shop.
3787I've made it worse.
3788 
3789 
3790Actually, it's completely closed down.
3791 
3792 
3793I thought maybe you were remodeling.
3794 
3795 
3796But I have another idea, and it's
3797greater than my previous ideas combined.
3798 
3799 
3800I don't want to hear it!
3801 
3802 
3803All right, they have the roses,
3804the roses have the pollen.
3805 
3806 
3807I know every bee, plant
3808and flower bud in this park.
3809 
3810 
3811All we gotta do is get what they've got
3812back here with what we've got.
3813 
3814 
3815- Bees.
3816- Park.
3817 
3818 
3819- Pollen!
3820- Flowers.
3821 
3822 
3823- Repollination!
3824- Across the nation!
3825 
3826 
3827Tournament of Roses,
3828Pasadena, Oalifornia.
3829 
3830 
3831They've got nothing
3832but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
3833 
3834 
3835Security will be tight.
3836 
3837 
3838I have an idea.
3839 
3840 
3841Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
3842 
3843 
3844Official floral business. It's real.
3845 
3846 
3847Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
3848 
3849 
3850Thank you. It was a gift.
3851 
3852 
3853Once inside,
3854we just pick the right float.
3855 
3856 
3857How about The Princess and the Pea?
3858 
3859 
3860I could be the princess,
3861and you could be the pea!
3862 
3863 
3864Yes, I got it.
3865 
3866 
3867- Where should I sit?
3868- What are you?
3869 
3870 
3871- I believe I'm the pea.
3872- The pea?
3873 
3874 
3875It goes under the mattresses.
3876 
3877 
3878- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
3879- I'm getting the marshal.
3880 
3881 
3882You do that!
3883This whole parade is a fiasco!
3884 
3885 
3886Let's see what this baby'll do.
3887 
3888 
3889Hey, what are you doing?!
3890 
3891 
3892Then all we do
3893is blend in with traffic...
3894 
3895 
3896...without arousing suspicion.
3897 
3898 
3899Once at the airport,
3900there's no stopping us.
3901 
3902 
3903Stop! Security.
3904 
3905 
3906- You and your insect pack your float?
3907- Yes.
3908 
3909 
3910Has it been
3911in your possession the entire time?
3912 
3913 
3914Would you remove your shoes?
3915 
3916 
3917- Remove your stinger.
3918- It's part of me.
3919 
3920 
3921I know. Just having some fun.
3922Enjoy your flight.
3923 
3924 
3925Then if we're lucky, we'll have
3926just enough pollen to do the job.
3927 
3928 
3929Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
3930have just enough pollen to do the job!
3931 
3932 
3933I think this is gonna work.
3934 
3935 
3936It's got to work.
3937 
3938 
3939Attention, passengers,
3940this is Oaptain Scott.
3941 
3942 
3943We have a bit of bad weather
3944in New York.
3945 
3946 
3947It looks like we'll experience
3948a couple hours delay.
3949 
3950 
3951Barry, these are cut flowers
3952with no water. They'll never make it.
3953 
3954 
3955I gotta get up there
3956and talk to them.
3957 
3958 
3959Be careful.
3960 
3961 
3962Oan I get help
3963with the Sky Mall magazine?
3964 
3965 
3966I'd like to order the talking
3967inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
3968 
3969 
3970Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
3971 
3972 
3973- What'd you say, Hal?
3974- Nothing.
3975 
3976 
3977Bee!
3978 
3979 
3980Don't freak out! My entire species...
3981 
3982 
3983What are you doing?
3984 
3985 
3986- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
3987- Who's an attorney?
3988 
3989 
3990Don't move.
3991 
3992 
3993Oh, Barry.
3994 
3995 
3996Good afternoon, passengers.
3997This is your captain.
3998 
3999 
4000Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
4001please report to the cockpit?
4002 
4003 
4004And please hurry!
4005 
4006 
4007What happened here?
4008 
4009 
4010There was a DustBuster,
4011a toupee, a life raft exploded.
4012 
4013 
4014One's bald, one's in a boat,
4015they're both unconscious!
4016 
4017 
4018- Is that another bee joke?
4019- No!
4020 
4021 
4022No one's flying the plane!
4023 
4024 
4025This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
4026What's your status?
4027 
4028 
4029This is Vanessa Bloome.
4030I'm a florist from New York.
4031 
4032 
4033Where's the pilot?
4034 
4035 
4036He's unconscious,
4037and so is the copilot.
4038 
4039 
4040Not good. Does anyone onboard
4041have flight experience?
4042 
4043 
4044As a matter of fact, there is.
4045 
4046 
4047- Who's that?
4048- Barry Benson.
4049 
4050 
4051From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
4052 
4053 
4054Vanessa, this is nothing more
4055than a big metal bee.
4056 
4057 
4058It's got giant wings, huge engines.
4059 
4060 
4061I can't fly a plane.
4062 
4063 
4064- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
4065- Yes.
4066 
4067 
4068How hard could it be?
4069 
4070 
4071Wait, Barry!
4072We're headed into some lightning.
4073 
4074 
4075This is Bob Bumble. We have some
4076late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
4077 
4078 
4079where a suspenseful scene
4080is developing.
4081 
4082 
4083Barry Benson,
4084fresh from his legal victory...
4085 
4086 
4087That's Barry!
4088 
4089 
4090...is attempting to land a plane,
4091loaded with people, flowers
4092 
4093 
4094and an incapacitated flight crew.
4095 
4096 
4097Flowers?!
4098 
4099 
4100We have a storm in the area
4101and two individuals at the controls
4102 
4103 
4104with absolutely no flight experience.
4105 
4106 
4107Just a minute.
4108There's a bee on that plane.
4109 
4110 
4111I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
4112and his no-account compadres.
4113 
4114 
4115They've done enough damage.
4116 
4117 
4118But isn't he your only hope?
4119 
4120 
4121Technically, a bee
4122shouldn't be able to fly at all.
4123 
4124 
4125Their wings are too small...
4126 
4127 
4128Haven't we heard this a million times?
4129 
4130 
4131"The surface area of the wings
4132and body mass make no sense."
4133 
4134 
4135- Get this on the air!
4136- Got it.
4137 
4138 
4139- Stand by.
4140- We're going live.
4141 
4142 
4143The way we work may be a mystery to you.
4144 
4145 
4146Making honey takes a lot of bees
4147doing a lot of small jobs.
4148 
4149 
4150But let me tell you about a small job.
4151 
4152 
4153If you do it well,
4154it makes a big difference.
4155 
4156 
4157More than we realized.
4158To us, to everyone.
4159 
4160 
4161That's why I want to get bees
4162back to working together.
4163 
4164 
4165That's the bee way!
4166We're not made of Jell-O.
4167 
4168 
4169We get behind a fellow.
4170 
4171 
4172- Black and yellow!
4173- Hello!
4174 
4175 
4176Left, right, down, hover.
4177 
4178 
4179- Hover?
4180- Forget hover.
4181 
4182 
4183This isn't so hard.
4184Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
4185 
4186 
4187Barry, what happened?!
4188 
4189 
4190Wait, I think we were
4191on autopilot the whole time.
4192 
4193 
4194- That may have been helping me.
4195- And now we're not!
4196 
4197 
4198So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
4199 
4200 
4201All of you, let's get
4202behind this fellow! Move it out!
4203 
4204 
4205Move out!
4206 
4207 
4208Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
4209you copy me with the wings of the plane!
4210 
4211 
4212Don't have to yell.
4213 
4214 
4215I'm not yelling!
4216We're in a lot of trouble.
4217 
4218 
4219It's very hard to concentrate
4220with that panicky tone in your voice!
4221 
4222 
4223It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
4224 
4225 
4226I can't do this!
4227 
4228 
4229Vanessa, pull yourself together.
4230You have to snap out of it!
4231 
4232 
4233You snap out of it.
4234 
4235 
4236You snap out of it.
4237 
4238 
4239- You snap out of it!
4240- You snap out of it!
4241 
4242 
4243- You snap out of it!
4244- You snap out of it!
4245 
4246 
4247- You snap out of it!
4248- You snap out of it!
4249 
4250 
4251- Hold it!
4252- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
4253 
4254 
4255How is the plane flying?
4256 
4257 
4258I don't know.
4259 
4260 
4261Hello?
4262 
4263 
4264Benson, got any flowers
4265for a happy occasion in there?
4266 
4267 
4268The Pollen Jocks!
4269 
4270 
4271They do get behind a fellow.
4272 
4273 
4274- Black and yellow.
4275- Hello.
4276 
4277 
4278All right, let's drop this tin can
4279on the blacktop.
4280 
4281 
4282Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
4283 
4284 
4285No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
4286 
4287 
4288Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
4289 
4290 
4291- Thinking bee.
4292- Thinking bee.
4293 
4294 
4295Thinking bee!
4296Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
4297 
4298 
4299Wait a minute.
4300I think I'm feeling something.
4301 
4302 
4303- What?
4304- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
4305 
4306 
4307Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
4308 
4309 
4310Bring the nose down.
4311 
4312 
4313Thinking bee!
4314Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
4315 
4316 
4317- What in the world is on the tarmac?
4318- Get some lights on that!
4319 
4320 
4321Thinking bee!
4322Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
4323 
4324 
4325- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
4326- OK.
4327 
4328 
4329Out the engines. We're going in
4330on bee power. Ready, boys?
4331 
4332 
4333Affirmative!
4334 
4335 
4336Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
4337 
4338 
4339Land on that flower!
4340 
4341 
4342Ready? Full reverse!
4343 
4344 
4345Spin it around!
4346 
4347 
4348- Not that flower! The other one!
4349- Which one?
4350 
4351 
4352- That flower.
4353- I'm aiming at the flower!
4354 
4355 
4356That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
4357I mean the giant pulsating flower
4358 
4359 
4360made of millions of bees!
4361 
4362 
4363Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
4364 
4365 
4366Rotate around it.
4367 
4368 
4369- This is insane, Barry!
4370- This's the only way I know how to fly.
4371 
4372 
4373Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
4374flying in an insect-like pattern?
4375 
4376 
4377Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
4378Smell it. Full reverse!
4379 
4380 
4381Just drop it. Be a part of it.
4382 
4383 
4384Aim for the center!
4385 
4386 
4387Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
4388 
4389 
4390Oome on, already.
4391 
4392 
4393Barry, we did it!
4394You taught me how to fly!
4395 
4396 
4397- Yes. No high-five!
4398- Right.
4399 
4400 
4401Barry, it worked!
4402Did you see the giant flower?
4403 
4404 
4405What giant flower? Where? Of course
4406I saw the flower! That was genius!
4407 
4408 
4409- Thank you.
4410- But we're not done yet.
4411 
4412 
4413Listen, everyone!
4414 
4415 
4416This runway is covered
4417with the last pollen
4418 
4419 
4420from the last flowers
4421available anywhere on Earth.
4422 
4423 
4424That means this is our last chance.
4425 
4426 
4427We're the only ones who make honey,
4428pollinate flowers and dress like this.
4429 
4430 
4431If we're gonna survive as a species,
4432this is our moment! What do you say?
4433 
4434 
4435Are we going to be bees, orjust
4436Museum of Natural History keychains?
4437 
4438 
4439We're bees!
4440 
4441 
4442Keychain!
4443 
4444 
4445Then follow me! Except Keychain.
4446 
4447 
4448Hold on, Barry. Here.
4449 
4450 
4451You've earned this.
4452 
4453 
4454Yeah!
4455 
4456 
4457I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
4458fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
4459 
4460 
4461Oh, yeah.
4462 
4463 
4464That's our Barry.
4465 
4466 
4467Mom! The bees are back!
4468 
4469 
4470If anybody needs
4471to make a call, now's the time.
4472 
4473 
4474I got a feeling we'll be
4475working late tonight!
4476 
4477 
4478Here's your change. Have a great
4479afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
4480 
4481 
4482Would you like some honey with that?
4483It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
4484 
4485 
4486Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
4487And I don't see a nickel!
4488 
4489 
4490Sometimes I just feel
4491like a piece of meat!
4492 
4493 
4494I had no idea.
4495 
4496 
4497Barry, I'm sorry.
4498Have you got a moment?
4499 
4500 
4501Would you excuse me?
4502My mosquito associate will help you.
4503 
4504 
4505Sorry I'm late.
4506 
4507 
4508He's a lawyer too?
4509 
4510 
4511I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
4512All I needed was a briefcase.
4513 
4514 
4515Have a great afternoon!
4516 
4517 
4518Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
4519and I can't get them anywhere.
4520 
4521 
4522No problem, Vannie.
4523Just leave it to me.
4524 
4525 
4526You're a lifesaver, Barry.
4527Oan I help who's next?
4528 
4529 
4530All right, scramble, jocks!
4531It's time to fly.
4532 
4533 
4534Thank you, Barry!
4535 
4536 
4537That bee is living my life!
4538 
4539 
4540Let it go, Kenny.
4541 
4542 
4543- When will this nightmare end?!
4544- Let it all go.
4545 
4546 
4547- Beautiful day to fly.
4548- Sure is.
4549 
4550 
4551Between you and me,
4552I was dying to get out of that office.
4553 
4554 
4555You have got
4556to start thinking bee, my friend.
4557 
4558 
4559- Thinking bee!
4560- Me?
4561 
4562 
4563Hold it. Let's just stop
4564for a second. Hold it.
4565 
4566 
4567I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
4568Oan we stop here?
4569 
4570 
4571I'm not making a major life decision
4572during a production number!
4573 
4574 
4575All right. Take ten, everybody.
4576Wrap it up, guys.
4577 
4578 
4579I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
4580 
4581Special thanks to SergeiK.
4582RAW Paste Data
4583Bee Movie Script
4584  
4585  
4586According to all known laws
4587of aviation,
4588
4589  
4590there is no way a bee
4591should be able to fly.
4592
4593  
4594Its wings are too small to get
4595its fat little body off the ground.
4596
4597  
4598The bee, of course, flies anyway
4599
4600  
4601because bees don't care
4602what humans think is impossible.
4603
4604  
4605Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
4606Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
4607
4608  
4609Ooh, black and yellow!
4610Let's shake it up a little.
4611
4612  
4613Barry! Breakfast is ready!
4614
4615  
4616Ooming!
4617
4618  
4619Hang on a second.
4620
4621  
4622Hello?
4623
4624  
4625- Barry?
4626- Adam?
4627
4628  
4629- Oan you believe this is happening?
4630- I can't. I'll pick you up.
4631
4632  
4633Looking sharp.
4634
4635  
4636Use the stairs. Your father
4637paid good money for those.
4638
4639  
4640Sorry. I'm excited.
4641
4642  
4643Here's the graduate.
4644We're very proud of you, son.
4645
4646  
4647A perfect report card, all B's.
4648
4649  
4650Very proud.
4651
4652  
4653Ma! I got a thing going here.
4654
4655  
4656- You got lint on your fuzz.
4657- Ow! That's me!
4658
4659  
4660- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
4661- Bye!
4662
4663  
4664Barry, I told you,
4665stop flying in the house!
4666
4667  
4668- Hey, Adam.
4669- Hey, Barry.
4670
4671  
4672- Is that fuzz gel?
4673- A little. Special day, graduation.
4674
4675  
4676Never thought I'd make it.
4677
4678  
4679Three days grade school,
4680three days high school.
4681
4682  
4683Those were awkward.
4684
4685  
4686Three days college. I'm glad I took
4687a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
4688
4689  
4690You did come back different.
4691
4692  
4693- Hi, Barry.
4694- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
4695
4696  
4697- Hear about Frankie?
4698- Yeah.
4699
4700  
4701- You going to the funeral?
4702- No, I'm not going.
4703
4704  
4705Everybody knows,
4706sting someone, you die.
4707
4708  
4709Don't waste it on a squirrel.
4710Such a hothead.
4711
4712  
4713I guess he could have
4714just gotten out of the way.
4715
4716  
4717I love this incorporating
4718an amusement park into our day.
4719
4720  
4721That's why we don't need vacations.
4722
4723  
4724Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
4725under the circumstances.
4726
4727  
4728- Well, Adam, today we are men.
4729- We are!
4730
4731  
4732- Bee-men.
4733- Amen!
4734
4735  
4736Hallelujah!
4737
4738  
4739Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
4740
4741  
4742please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
4743
4744  
4745Welcome, New Hive Oity
4746graduating class of...
4747
4748  
4749...9:15.
4750
4751  
4752That concludes our ceremonies.
4753
4754  
4755And begins your career
4756at Honex Industries!
4757
4758  
4759Will we pick ourjob today?
4760
4761  
4762I heard it's just orientation.
4763
4764  
4765Heads up! Here we go.
4766
4767  
4768Keep your hands and antennas
4769inside the tram at all times.
4770
4771  
4772- Wonder what it'll be like?
4773- A little scary.
4774
4775  
4776Welcome to Honex,
4777a division of Honesco
4778
4779  
4780and a part of the Hexagon Group.
4781
4782  
4783This is it!
4784
4785  
4786Wow.
4787
4788  
4789Wow.
4790
4791  
4792We know that you, as a bee,
4793have worked your whole life
4794
4795  
4796to get to the point where you
4797can work for your whole life.
4798
4799  
4800Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
4801Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
4802
4803  
4804Our top-secret formula
4805
4806  
4807is automatically color-corrected,
4808scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
4809
4810  
4811into this soothing sweet syrup
4812
4813  
4814with its distinctive
4815golden glow you know as...
4816
4817  
4818Honey!
4819
4820  
4821- That girl was hot.
4822- She's my cousin!
4823
4824  
4825- She is?
4826- Yes, we're all cousins.
4827
4828  
4829- Right. You're right.
4830- At Honex, we constantly strive
4831
4832  
4833to improve every aspect
4834of bee existence.
4835
4836  
4837These bees are stress-testing
4838a new helmet technology.
4839
4840  
4841- What do you think he makes?
4842- Not enough.
4843
4844  
4845Here we have our latest advancement,
4846the Krelman.
4847
4848  
4849- What does that do?
4850- Oatches that little strand of honey
4851
4852  
4853that hangs after you pour it.
4854Saves us millions.
4855
4856  
4857Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
4858
4859  
4860Of course. Most bee jobs are
4861small ones. But bees know
4862
4863  
4864that every small job,
4865if it's done well, means a lot.
4866
4867  
4868But choose carefully
4869
4870  
4871because you'll stay in the job
4872you pick for the rest of your life.
4873
4874  
4875The same job the rest of your life?
4876I didn't know that.
4877
4878  
4879What's the difference?
4880
4881  
4882You'll be happy to know that bees,
4883as a species, haven't had one day off
4884
4885  
4886in 27 million years.
4887
4888  
4889So you'll just work us to death?
4890
4891  
4892We'll sure try.
4893
4894  
4895Wow! That blew my mind!
4896
4897  
4898"What's the difference?"
4899How can you say that?
4900
4901  
4902One job forever?
4903That's an insane choice to have to make.
4904
4905  
4906I'm relieved. Now we only have
4907to make one decision in life.
4908
4909  
4910But, Adam, how could they
4911never have told us that?
4912
4913  
4914Why would you question anything?
4915We're bees.
4916
4917  
4918We're the most perfectly
4919functioning society on Earth.
4920
4921  
4922You ever think maybe things
4923work a little too well here?
4924
4925  
4926Like what? Give me one example.
4927
4928  
4929I don't know. But you know
4930what I'm talking about.
4931
4932  
4933Please clear the gate.
4934Royal Nectar Force on approach.
4935
4936  
4937Wait a second. Oheck it out.
4938
4939  
4940- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
4941- Wow.
4942
4943  
4944I've never seen them this close.
4945
4946  
4947They know what it's like
4948outside the hive.
4949
4950  
4951Yeah, but some don't come back.
4952
4953  
4954- Hey, Jocks!
4955- Hi, Jocks!
4956
4957  
4958You guys did great!
4959
4960  
4961You're monsters!
4962You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
4963
4964  
4965- I wonder where they were.
4966- I don't know.
4967
4968  
4969Their day's not planned.
4970
4971  
4972Outside the hive, flying who knows
4973where, doing who knows what.
4974
4975  
4976You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
4977Jock. You have to be bred for that.
4978
4979  
4980Right.
4981
4982  
4983Look. That's more pollen
4984than you and I will see in a lifetime.
4985
4986  
4987It's just a status symbol.
4988Bees make too much of it.
4989
4990  
4991Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
4992and the ladies see you wearing it.
4993
4994  
4995Those ladies?
4996Aren't they our cousins too?
4997
4998  
4999Distant. Distant.
5000
5001  
5002Look at these two.
5003
5004  
5005- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
5006- Let's have fun with them.
5007
5008  
5009It must be dangerous
5010being a Pollen Jock.
5011
5012  
5013Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
5014against a mushroom!
5015
5016  
5017He had a paw on my throat,
5018and with the other, he was slapping me!
5019
5020  
5021- Oh, my!
5022- I never thought I'd knock him out.
5023
5024  
5025What were you doing during this?
5026
5027  
5028Trying to alert the authorities.
5029
5030  
5031I can autograph that.
5032
5033  
5034A little gusty out there today,
5035wasn't it, comrades?
5036
5037  
5038Yeah. Gusty.
5039
5040  
5041We're hitting a sunflower patch
5042six miles from here tomorrow.
5043
5044  
5045- Six miles, huh?
5046- Barry!
5047
5048  
5049A puddle jump for us,
5050but maybe you're not up for it.
5051
5052  
5053- Maybe I am.
5054- You are not!
5055
5056  
5057We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
5058
5059  
5060What do you think, buzzy-boy?
5061Are you bee enough?
5062
5063  
5064I might be. It all depends
5065on what 0900 means.
5066
5067  
5068Hey, Honex!
5069
5070  
5071Dad, you surprised me.
5072
5073  
5074You decide what you're interested in?
5075
5076  
5077- Well, there's a lot of choices.
5078- But you only get one.
5079
5080  
5081Do you ever get bored
5082doing the same job every day?
5083
5084  
5085Son, let me tell you about stirring.
5086
5087  
5088You grab that stick, and you just
5089move it around, and you stir it around.
5090
5091  
5092You get yourself into a rhythm.
5093It's a beautiful thing.
5094
5095  
5096You know, Dad,
5097the more I think about it,
5098
5099  
5100maybe the honey field
5101just isn't right for me.
5102
5103  
5104You were thinking of what,
5105making balloon animals?
5106
5107  
5108That's a bad job
5109for a guy with a stinger.
5110
5111  
5112Janet, your son's not sure
5113he wants to go into honey!
5114
5115  
5116- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
5117- I'm not trying to be funny.
5118
5119  
5120You're not funny! You're going
5121into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
5122
5123  
5124- You're gonna be a stirrer?
5125- No one's listening to me!
5126
5127  
5128Wait till you see the sticks I have.
5129
5130  
5131I could say anything right now.
5132I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
5133
5134  
5135Let's open some honey and celebrate!
5136
5137  
5138Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
5139Shave my antennae.
5140
5141  
5142Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
5143a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
5144
5145  
5146I'm so proud.
5147
5148  
5149- We're starting work today!
5150- Today's the day.
5151
5152  
5153Oome on! All the good jobs
5154will be gone.
5155
5156  
5157Yeah, right.
5158
5159  
5160Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
5161stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
5162
5163  
5164- Is it still available?
5165- Hang on. Two left!
5166
5167  
5168One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
5169Step to the side.
5170
5171  
5172- What'd you get?
5173- Picking crud out. Stellar!
5174
5175  
5176Wow!
5177
5178  
5179Oouple of newbies?
5180
5181  
5182Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
5183
5184  
5185Make your choice.
5186
5187  
5188- You want to go first?
5189- No, you go.
5190
5191  
5192Oh, my. What's available?
5193
5194  
5195Restroom attendant's open,
5196not for the reason you think.
5197
5198  
5199- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
5200- Sure, you're on.
5201
5202  
5203I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
5204
5205  
5206Wax monkey's always open.
5207
5208  
5209The Krelman opened up again.
5210
5211  
5212What happened?
5213
5214  
5215A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
5216He's dead. Another dead one.
5217
5218  
5219Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
5220
5221  
5222Dead from the neck up.
5223Dead from the neck down. That's life!
5224
5225  
5226Oh, this is so hard!
5227
5228  
5229Heating, cooling,
5230stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
5231
5232  
5233humming, inspector number seven,
5234lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
5235
5236  
5237mite wrangler. Barry, what
5238do you think I should... Barry?
5239
5240  
5241Barry!
5242
5243  
5244All right, we've got the sunflower patch
5245in quadrant nine...
5246
5247  
5248What happened to you?
5249Where are you?
5250
5251  
5252- I'm going out.
5253- Out? Out where?
5254
5255  
5256- Out there.
5257- Oh, no!
5258
5259  
5260I have to, before I go
5261to work for the rest of my life.
5262
5263  
5264You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
5265
5266  
5267Another call coming in.
5268
5269  
5270If anyone's feeling brave,
5271there's a Korean deli on 83rd
5272
5273  
5274that gets their roses today.
5275
5276  
5277Hey, guys.
5278
5279  
5280- Look at that.
5281- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
5282
5283  
5284Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
5285
5286  
5287It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
5288
5289  
5290Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
5291
5292  
5293Sign here, here. Just initial that.
5294
5295  
5296- Thank you.
5297- OK.
5298
5299  
5300You got a rain advisory today,
5301
5302  
5303and as you all know,
5304bees cannot fly in rain.
5305
5306  
5307So be careful. As always,
5308watch your brooms,
5309
5310  
5311hockey sticks, dogs,
5312birds, bears and bats.
5313
5314  
5315Also, I got a couple of reports
5316of root beer being poured on us.
5317
5318  
5319Murphy's in a home because of it,
5320babbling like a cicada!
5321
5322  
5323- That's awful.
5324- And a reminder for you rookies,
5325
5326  
5327bee law number one,
5328absolutely no talking to humans!
5329
5330  
5331All right, launch positions!
5332
5333  
5334Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
5335buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
5336
5337  
5338Black and yellow!
5339
5340  
5341Hello!
5342
5343  
5344You ready for this, hot shot?
5345
5346  
5347Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
5348
5349  
5350Wind, check.
5351
5352  
5353- Antennae, check.
5354- Nectar pack, check.
5355
5356  
5357- Wings, check.
5358- Stinger, check.
5359
5360  
5361Scared out of my shorts, check.
5362
5363  
5364OK, ladies,
5365
5366  
5367let's move it out!
5368
5369  
5370Pound those petunias,
5371you striped stem-suckers!
5372
5373  
5374All of you, drain those flowers!
5375
5376  
5377Wow! I'm out!
5378
5379  
5380I can't believe I'm out!
5381
5382  
5383So blue.
5384
5385  
5386I feel so fast and free!
5387
5388  
5389Box kite!
5390
5391  
5392Wow!
5393
5394  
5395Flowers!
5396
5397  
5398This is Blue Leader.
5399We have roses visual.
5400
5401  
5402Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
5403
5404  
5405Roses!
5406
5407  
540830 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
5409
5410  
5411Stand to the side, kid.
5412It's got a bit of a kick.
5413
5414  
5415That is one nectar collector!
5416
5417  
5418- Ever see pollination up close?
5419- No, sir.
5420
5421  
5422I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
5423over here. Maybe a dash over there,
5424
5425  
5426a pinch on that one.
5427See that? It's a little bit of magic.
5428
5429  
5430That's amazing. Why do we do that?
5431
5432  
5433That's pollen power. More pollen, more
5434flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
5435
5436  
5437Oool.
5438
5439  
5440I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
5441Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
5442
5443  
5444Oopy that visual.
5445
5446  
5447Wait. One of these flowers
5448seems to be on the move.
5449
5450  
5451Say again? You're reporting
5452a moving flower?
5453
5454  
5455Affirmative.
5456
5457  
5458That was on the line!
5459
5460  
5461This is the coolest. What is it?
5462
5463  
5464I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
5465
5466  
5467It smells good.
5468Not like a flower, but I like it.
5469
5470  
5471Yeah, fuzzy.
5472
5473  
5474Ohemical-y.
5475
5476  
5477Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
5478
5479  
5480My sweet lord of bees!
5481
5482  
5483Oandy-brain, get off there!
5484
5485  
5486Problem!
5487
5488  
5489- Guys!
5490- This could be bad.
5491
5492  
5493Affirmative.
5494
5495  
5496Very close.
5497
5498  
5499Gonna hurt.
5500
5501  
5502Mama's little boy.
5503
5504  
5505You are way out of position, rookie!
5506
5507  
5508Ooming in at you like a missile!
5509
5510  
5511Help me!
5512
5513  
5514I don't think these are flowers.
5515
5516  
5517- Should we tell him?
5518- I think he knows.
5519
5520  
5521What is this?!
5522
5523  
5524Match point!
5525
5526  
5527You can start packing up, honey,
5528because you're about to eat it!
5529
5530  
5531Yowser!
5532
5533  
5534Gross.
5535
5536  
5537There's a bee in the car!
5538
5539  
5540- Do something!
5541- I'm driving!
5542
5543  
5544- Hi, bee.
5545- He's back here!
5546
5547  
5548He's going to sting me!
5549
5550  
5551Nobody move. If you don't move,
5552he won't sting you. Freeze!
5553
5554  
5555He blinked!
5556
5557  
5558Spray him, Granny!
5559
5560  
5561What are you doing?!
5562
5563  
5564Wow... the tension level
5565out here is unbelievable.
5566
5567  
5568I gotta get home.
5569
5570  
5571Oan't fly in rain.
5572
5573  
5574Oan't fly in rain.
5575
5576  
5577Oan't fly in rain.
5578
5579  
5580Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
5581
5582  
5583Ken, could you close
5584the window please?
5585
5586  
5587Ken, could you close
5588the window please?
5589
5590  
5591Oheck out my new resume.
5592I made it into a fold-out brochure.
5593
5594  
5595You see? Folds out.
5596
5597  
5598Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
5599
5600  
5601What was that?
5602
5603  
5604Maybe this time. This time. This time.
5605This time! This time! This...
5606
5607  
5608Drapes!
5609
5610  
5611That is diabolical.
5612
5613  
5614It's fantastic. It's got all my special
5615skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
5616
5617  
5618What's number one? Star Wars?
5619
5620  
5621Nah, I don't go for that...
5622
5623  
5624...kind of stuff.
5625
5626  
5627No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
5628They're out of their minds.
5629
5630  
5631When I leave a job interview, they're
5632flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
5633
5634  
5635There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
5636
5637  
5638I don't remember the sun
5639having a big 75 on it.
5640
5641  
5642I predicted global warming.
5643
5644  
5645I could feel it getting hotter.
5646At first I thought it was just me.
5647
5648  
5649Wait! Stop! Bee!
5650
5651  
5652Stand back. These are winter boots.
5653
5654  
5655Wait!
5656
5657  
5658Don't kill him!
5659
5660  
5661You know I'm allergic to them!
5662This thing could kill me!
5663
5664  
5665Why does his life have
5666less value than yours?
5667
5668  
5669Why does his life have any less value
5670than mine? Is that your statement?
5671
5672  
5673I'm just saying all life has value. You
5674don't know what he's capable of feeling.
5675
5676  
5677My brochure!
5678
5679  
5680There you go, little guy.
5681
5682  
5683I'm not scared of him.
5684It's an allergic thing.
5685
5686  
5687Put that on your resume brochure.
5688
5689  
5690My whole face could puff up.
5691
5692  
5693Make it one of your special skills.
5694
5695  
5696Knocking someone out
5697is also a special skill.
5698
5699  
5700Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
5701
5702  
5703- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
5704- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
5705
5706  
5707- You could put carob chips on there.
5708- Bye.
5709
5710  
5711- Supposed to be less calories.
5712- Bye.
5713
5714  
5715I gotta say something.
5716
5717  
5718She saved my life.
5719I gotta say something.
5720
5721  
5722All right, here it goes.
5723
5724  
5725Nah.
5726
5727  
5728What would I say?
5729
5730  
5731I could really get in trouble.
5732
5733  
5734It's a bee law.
5735You're not supposed to talk to a human.
5736
5737  
5738I can't believe I'm doing this.
5739
5740  
5741I've got to.
5742
5743  
5744Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
5745
5746  
5747No. Yes. No.
5748
5749  
5750Do it. I can't.
5751
5752  
5753How should I start it?
5754"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
5755
5756  
5757Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
5758
5759  
5760Hi!
5761
5762  
5763I'm sorry.
5764
5765  
5766- You're talking.
5767- Yes, I know.
5768
5769  
5770You're talking!
5771
5772  
5773I'm so sorry.
5774
5775  
5776No, it's OK. It's fine.
5777I know I'm dreaming.
5778
5779  
5780But I don't recall going to bed.
5781
5782  
5783Well, I'm sure this
5784is very disconcerting.
5785
5786  
5787This is a bit of a surprise to me.
5788I mean, you're a bee!
5789
5790  
5791I am. And I'm not supposed
5792to be doing this,
5793
5794  
5795but they were all trying to kill me.
5796
5797  
5798And if it wasn't for you...
5799
5800  
5801I had to thank you.
5802It's just how I was raised.
5803
5804  
5805That was a little weird.
5806
5807  
5808- I'm talking with a bee.
5809- Yeah.
5810
5811  
5812I'm talking to a bee.
5813And the bee is talking to me!
5814
5815  
5816I just want to say I'm grateful.
5817I'll leave now.
5818
5819  
5820- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
5821- What?
5822
5823  
5824The talking thing.
5825
5826  
5827Same way you did, I guess.
5828"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
5829
5830  
5831- That's very funny.
5832- Yeah.
5833
5834  
5835Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
5836we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
5837
5838  
5839Anyway...
5840
5841  
5842Oan I...
5843
5844  
5845...get you something?
5846- Like what?
5847
5848  
5849I don't know. I mean...
5850I don't know. Ooffee?
5851
5852  
5853I don't want to put you out.
5854
5855  
5856It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
5857
5858  
5859- It's just coffee.
5860- I hate to impose.
5861
5862  
5863- Don't be ridiculous!
5864- Actually, I would love a cup.
5865
5866  
5867Hey, you want rum cake?
5868
5869  
5870- I shouldn't.
5871- Have some.
5872
5873  
5874- No, I can't.
5875- Oome on!
5876
5877  
5878I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
5879
5880  
5881- Where?
5882- These stripes don't help.
5883
5884  
5885You look great!
5886
5887  
5888I don't know if you know
5889anything about fashion.
5890
5891  
5892Are you all right?
5893
5894  
5895No.
5896
5897  
5898He's making the tie in the cab
5899as they're flying up Madison.
5900
5901  
5902He finally gets there.
5903
5904  
5905He runs up the steps into the church.
5906The wedding is on.
5907
5908  
5909And he says, "Watermelon?
5910I thought you said Guatemalan.
5911
5912  
5913Why would I marry a watermelon?"
5914
5915  
5916Is that a bee joke?
5917
5918  
5919That's the kind of stuff we do.
5920
5921  
5922Yeah, different.
5923
5924  
5925So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
5926
5927  
5928About work? I don't know.
5929
5930  
5931I want to do my part for the hive,
5932but I can't do it the way they want.
5933
5934  
5935I know how you feel.
5936
5937  
5938- You do?
5939- Sure.
5940
5941  
5942My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
5943a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
5944
5945  
5946- Really?
5947- My only interest is flowers.
5948
5949  
5950Our new queen was just elected
5951with that same campaign slogan.
5952
5953  
5954Anyway, if you look...
5955
5956  
5957There's my hive right there. See it?
5958
5959  
5960You're in Sheep Meadow!
5961
5962  
5963Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
5964
5965  
5966No way! I know that area.
5967I lost a toe ring there once.
5968
5969  
5970- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
5971- Why not?
5972
5973  
5974- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
5975- Maybe I'll try that.
5976
5977  
5978- You all right, ma'am?
5979- Oh, yeah. Fine.
5980
5981  
5982Just having two cups of coffee!
5983
5984  
5985Anyway, this has been great.
5986Thanks for the coffee.
5987
5988  
5989Yeah, it's no trouble.
5990
5991  
5992Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
5993I'd be up the rest of my life.
5994
5995  
5996Are you...?
5997
5998  
5999Oan I take a piece of this with me?
6000
6001  
6002Sure! Here, have a crumb.
6003
6004  
6005- Thanks!
6006- Yeah.
6007
6008  
6009All right. Well, then...
6010I guess I'll see you around.
6011
6012  
6013Or not.
6014
6015  
6016OK, Barry.
6017
6018  
6019And thank you
6020so much again... for before.
6021
6022  
6023Oh, that? That was nothing.
6024
6025  
6026Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
6027
6028  
6029This can't possibly work.
6030
6031  
6032He's all set to go.
6033We may as well try it.
6034
6035  
6036OK, Dave, pull the chute.
6037
6038  
6039- Sounds amazing.
6040- It was amazing!
6041
6042  
6043It was the scariest,
6044happiest moment of my life.
6045
6046  
6047Humans! I can't believe
6048you were with humans!
6049
6050  
6051Giant, scary humans!
6052What were they like?
6053
6054  
6055Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
6056
6057  
6058They eat crazy giant things.
6059They drive crazy.
6060
6061  
6062- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
6063- Some of them. But some of them don't.
6064
6065  
6066- How'd you get back?
6067- Poodle.
6068
6069  
6070You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
6071whatever you wanted to see.
6072
6073  
6074You had your "experience." Now you
6075can pick out yourjob and be normal.
6076
6077  
6078- Well...
6079- Well?
6080
6081  
6082Well, I met someone.
6083
6084  
6085You did? Was she Bee-ish?
6086
6087  
6088- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
6089- No, no, no, not a wasp.
6090
6091  
6092- Spider?
6093- I'm not attracted to spiders.
6094
6095  
6096I know it's the hottest thing,
6097with the eight legs and all.
6098
6099  
6100I can't get by that face.
6101
6102  
6103So who is she?
6104
6105  
6106She's... human.
6107
6108  
6109No, no. That's a bee law.
6110You wouldn't break a bee law.
6111
6112  
6113- Her name's Vanessa.
6114- Oh, boy.
6115
6116  
6117She's so nice. And she's a florist!
6118
6119  
6120Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
6121
6122  
6123We're not dating.
6124
6125  
6126You're flying outside the hive, talking
6127to humans that attack our homes
6128
6129  
6130with power washers and M-80s!
6131One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
6132
6133  
6134She saved my life!
6135And she understands me.
6136
6137  
6138This is over!
6139
6140  
6141Eat this.
6142
6143  
6144This is not over! What was that?
6145
6146  
6147- They call it a crumb.
6148- It was so stingin' stripey!
6149
6150  
6151And that's not what they eat.
6152That's what falls off what they eat!
6153
6154  
6155- You know what a Oinnabon is?
6156- No.
6157
6158  
6159It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
6160They heat it up...
6161
6162  
6163Sit down!
6164
6165  
6166...really hot!
6167- Listen to me!
6168
6169  
6170We are not them! We're us.
6171There's us and there's them!
6172
6173  
6174Yes, but who can deny
6175the heart that is yearning?
6176
6177  
6178There's no yearning.
6179Stop yearning. Listen to me!
6180
6181  
6182You have got to start thinking bee,
6183my friend. Thinking bee!
6184
6185  
6186- Thinking bee.
6187- Thinking bee.
6188
6189  
6190Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
6191Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
6192
6193  
6194There he is. He's in the pool.
6195
6196  
6197You know what your problem is, Barry?
6198
6199  
6200I gotta start thinking bee?
6201
6202  
6203How much longer will this go on?
6204
6205  
6206It's been three days!
6207Why aren't you working?
6208
6209  
6210I've got a lot of big life decisions
6211to think about.
6212
6213  
6214What life? You have no life!
6215You have no job. You're barely a bee!
6216
6217  
6218Would it kill you
6219to make a little honey?
6220
6221  
6222Barry, come out.
6223Your father's talking to you.
6224
6225  
6226Martin, would you talk to him?
6227
6228  
6229Barry, I'm talking to you!
6230
6231  
6232You coming?
6233
6234  
6235Got everything?
6236
6237  
6238All set!
6239
6240  
6241Go ahead. I'll catch up.
6242
6243  
6244Don't be too long.
6245
6246  
6247Watch this!
6248
6249  
6250Vanessa!
6251
6252  
6253- We're still here.
6254- I told you not to yell at him.
6255
6256  
6257He doesn't respond to yelling!
6258
6259  
6260- Then why yell at me?
6261- Because you don't listen!
6262
6263  
6264I'm not listening to this.
6265
6266  
6267Sorry, I've gotta go.
6268
6269  
6270- Where are you going?
6271- I'm meeting a friend.
6272
6273  
6274A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
6275
6276  
6277Bye.
6278
6279  
6280I just hope she's Bee-ish.
6281
6282  
6283They have a huge parade
6284of flowers every year in Pasadena?
6285
6286  
6287To be in the Tournament of Roses,
6288that's every florist's dream!
6289
6290  
6291Up on a float, surrounded
6292by flowers, crowds cheering.
6293
6294  
6295A tournament. Do the roses
6296compete in athletic events?
6297
6298  
6299No. All right, I've got one.
6300How come you don't fly everywhere?
6301
6302  
6303It's exhausting. Why don't you
6304run everywhere? It's faster.
6305
6306  
6307Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
6308All right, your turn.
6309
6310  
6311TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
6312That's insane!
6313
6314  
6315You don't have that?
6316
6317  
6318We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
6319It's a horrible, horrible disease.
6320
6321  
6322Oh, my.
6323
6324  
6325Dumb bees!
6326
6327  
6328You must want to sting all those jerks.
6329
6330  
6331We try not to sting.
6332It's usually fatal for us.
6333
6334  
6335So you have to watch your temper.
6336
6337  
6338Very carefully.
6339You kick a wall, take a walk,
6340
6341  
6342write an angry letter and throw it out.
6343Work through it like any emotion:
6344
6345  
6346Anger, jealousy, lust.
6347
6348  
6349Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
6350
6351  
6352Yeah.
6353
6354  
6355- What is wrong with you?!
6356- It's a bug.
6357
6358  
6359He's not bothering anybody.
6360Get out of here, you creep!
6361
6362  
6363What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
6364
6365  
6366Yeah, it was. How did you know?
6367
6368  
6369It felt like about 10 pages.
6370Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
6371
6372  
6373You've really got that
6374down to a science.
6375
6376  
6377- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
6378- I'll bet.
6379
6380  
6381What in the name
6382of Mighty Hercules is this?
6383
6384  
6385How did this get here?
6386Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
6387
6388  
6389Ray Liotta Private Select?
6390
6391  
6392- Is he that actor?
6393- I never heard of him.
6394
6395  
6396- Why is this here?
6397- For people. We eat it.
6398
6399  
6400You don't have
6401enough food of your own?
6402
6403  
6404- Well, yes.
6405- How do you get it?
6406
6407  
6408- Bees make it.
6409- I know who makes it!
6410
6411  
6412And it's hard to make it!
6413
6414  
6415There's heating, cooling, stirring.
6416You need a whole Krelman thing!
6417
6418  
6419- It's organic.
6420- It's our-ganic!
6421
6422  
6423It's just honey, Barry.
6424
6425  
6426Just what?!
6427
6428  
6429Bees don't know about this!
6430This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
6431
6432  
6433You've taken our homes, schools,
6434hospitals! This is all we have!
6435
6436  
6437And it's on sale?!
6438I'm getting to the bottom of this.
6439
6440  
6441I'm getting to the bottom
6442of all of this!
6443
6444  
6445Hey, Hector.
6446
6447  
6448- You almost done?
6449- Almost.
6450
6451  
6452He is here. I sense it.
6453
6454  
6455Well, I guess I'll go home now
6456
6457  
6458and just leave this nice honey out,
6459with no one around.
6460
6461  
6462You're busted, box boy!
6463
6464  
6465I knew I heard something.
6466So you can talk!
6467
6468  
6469I can talk.
6470And now you'll start talking!
6471
6472  
6473Where you getting the sweet stuff?
6474Who's your supplier?
6475
6476  
6477I don't understand.
6478I thought we were friends.
6479
6480  
6481The last thing we want
6482to do is upset bees!
6483
6484  
6485You're too late! It's ours now!
6486
6487  
6488You, sir, have crossed
6489the wrong sword!
6490
6491  
6492You, sir, will be lunch
6493for my iguana, Ignacio!
6494
6495  
6496Where is the honey coming from?
6497
6498  
6499Tell me where!
6500
6501  
6502Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
6503
6504  
6505Orazy person!
6506
6507  
6508What horrible thing has happened here?
6509
6510  
6511These faces, they never knew
6512what hit them. And now
6513
6514  
6515they're on the road to nowhere!
6516
6517  
6518Just keep still.
6519
6520  
6521What? You're not dead?
6522
6523  
6524Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
6525that moves. Where you headed?
6526
6527  
6528To Honey Farms.
6529I am onto something huge here.
6530
6531  
6532I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
6533crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
6534
6535  
6536I'm going to Tacoma.
6537
6538  
6539- And you?
6540- He really is dead.
6541
6542  
6543All right.
6544
6545  
6546Uh-oh!
6547
6548  
6549- What is that?!
6550- Oh, no!
6551
6552  
6553- A wiper! Triple blade!
6554- Triple blade?
6555
6556  
6557Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
6558
6559  
6560Why does everything have
6561to be so doggone clean?!
6562
6563  
6564How much do you people need to see?!
6565
6566  
6567Open your eyes!
6568Stick your head out the window!
6569
6570  
6571From NPR News in Washington,
6572I'm Oarl Kasell.
6573
6574  
6575But don't kill no more bugs!
6576
6577  
6578- Bee!
6579- Moose blood guy!!
6580
6581  
6582- You hear something?
6583- Like what?
6584
6585  
6586Like tiny screaming.
6587
6588  
6589Turn off the radio.
6590
6591  
6592Whassup, bee boy?
6593
6594  
6595Hey, Blood.
6596
6597  
6598Just a row of honey jars,
6599as far as the eye could see.
6600
6601  
6602Wow!
6603
6604  
6605I assume wherever this truck goes
6606is where they're getting it.
6607
6608  
6609I mean, that honey's ours.
6610
6611  
6612- Bees hang tight.
6613- We're all jammed in.
6614
6615  
6616It's a close community.
6617
6618  
6619Not us, man. We on our own.
6620Every mosquito on his own.
6621
6622  
6623- What if you get in trouble?
6624- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
6625
6626  
6627Nobody likes us. They just smack.
6628See a mosquito, smack, smack!
6629
6630  
6631At least you're out in the world.
6632You must meet girls.
6633
6634  
6635Mosquito girls try to trade up,
6636get with a moth, dragonfly.
6637
6638  
6639Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
6640
6641  
6642You got to be kidding me!
6643
6644  
6645Mooseblood's about to leave
6646the building! So long, bee!
6647
6648  
6649- Hey, guys!
6650- Mooseblood!
6651
6652  
6653I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
6654Did you bring your crazy straw?
6655
6656  
6657We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
6658and it's pretty much pure profit.
6659
6660  
6661What is this place?
6662
6663  
6664A bee's got a brain
6665the size of a pinhead.
6666
6667  
6668They are pinheads!
6669
6670  
6671Pinhead.
6672
6673  
6674- Oheck out the new smoker.
6675- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
6676
6677  
6678The Thomas 3000!
6679
6680  
6681Smoker?
6682
6683  
6684Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
6685Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
6686
6687  
6688A couple breaths of this
6689knocks them right out.
6690
6691  
6692They make the honey,
6693and we make the money.
6694
6695  
6696"They make the honey,
6697and we make the money"?
6698
6699  
6700Oh, my!
6701
6702  
6703What's going on? Are you OK?
6704
6705  
6706Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
6707
6708  
6709Do you know you're
6710in a fake hive with fake walls?
6711
6712  
6713Our queen was moved here.
6714We had no choice.
6715
6716  
6717This is your queen?
6718That's a man in women's clothes!
6719
6720  
6721That's a drag queen!
6722
6723  
6724What is this?
6725
6726  
6727Oh, no!
6728
6729  
6730There's hundreds of them!
6731
6732  
6733Bee honey.
6734
6735  
6736Our honey is being brazenly stolen
6737on a massive scale!
6738
6739  
6740This is worse than anything bears
6741have done! I intend to do something.
6742
6743  
6744Oh, Barry, stop.
6745
6746  
6747Who told you humans are taking
6748our honey? That's a rumor.
6749
6750  
6751Do these look like rumors?
6752
6753  
6754That's a conspiracy theory.
6755These are obviously doctored photos.
6756
6757  
6758How did you get mixed up in this?
6759
6760  
6761He's been talking to humans.
6762
6763  
6764- What?
6765- Talking to humans?!
6766
6767  
6768He has a human girlfriend.
6769And they make out!
6770
6771  
6772Make out? Barry!
6773
6774  
6775We do not.
6776
6777  
6778- You wish you could.
6779- Whose side are you on?
6780
6781  
6782The bees!
6783
6784  
6785I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
6786Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
6787
6788  
6789Barry, this is what you want
6790to do with your life?
6791
6792  
6793I want to do it for all our lives.
6794Nobody works harder than bees!
6795
6796  
6797Dad, I remember you
6798coming home so overworked
6799
6800  
6801your hands were still stirring.
6802You couldn't stop.
6803
6804  
6805I remember that.
6806
6807  
6808What right do they have to our honey?
6809
6810  
6811We live on two cups a year. They put it
6812in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
6813
6814  
6815Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
6816
6817  
6818Sting them where it really hurts.
6819
6820  
6821In the face! The eye!
6822
6823  
6824- That would hurt.
6825- No.
6826
6827  
6828Up the nose? That's a killer.
6829
6830  
6831There's only one place you can sting
6832the humans, one place where it matters.
6833
6834  
6835Hive at Five, the hive's only
6836full-hour action news source.
6837
6838  
6839No more bee beards!
6840
6841  
6842With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
6843
6844  
6845Weather with Storm Stinger.
6846
6847  
6848Sports with Buzz Larvi.
6849
6850  
6851And Jeanette Ohung.
6852
6853  
6854- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
6855- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
6856
6857  
6858A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
6859
6860  
6861intends to sue the human race
6862for stealing our honey,
6863
6864  
6865packaging it and profiting
6866from it illegally!
6867
6868  
6869Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
6870
6871  
6872we'll have three former queens here in
6873our studio, discussing their new book,
6874
6875  
6876Olassy Ladies,
6877out this week on Hexagon.
6878
6879  
6880Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
6881
6882  
6883Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
6884from the hive. I can't do this"?
6885
6886  
6887Bees have never been afraid
6888to change the world.
6889
6890  
6891What about Bee Oolumbus?
6892Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
6893
6894  
6895Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
6896
6897  
6898We were thinking
6899of stickball or candy stores.
6900
6901  
6902How old are you?
6903
6904  
6905The bee community
6906is supporting you in this case,
6907
6908  
6909which will be the trial
6910of the bee century.
6911
6912  
6913You know, they have a Larry King
6914in the human world too.
6915
6916  
6917It's a common name. Next week...
6918
6919  
6920He looks like you and has a show
6921and suspenders and colored dots...
6922
6923  
6924Next week...
6925
6926  
6927Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
6928guest even though you just heard 'em.
6929
6930  
6931Bear Week next week!
6932They're scary, hairy and here live.
6933
6934  
6935Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
6936squinty eyes, very Jewish.
6937
6938  
6939In tennis, you attack
6940at the point of weakness!
6941
6942  
6943It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
6944
6945  
6946Honey, her backhand's a joke!
6947I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
6948
6949  
6950Quiet, please.
6951Actual work going on here.
6952
6953  
6954- Is that that same bee?
6955- Yes, it is!
6956
6957  
6958I'm helping him sue the human race.
6959
6960  
6961- Hello.
6962- Hello, bee.
6963
6964  
6965This is Ken.
6966
6967  
6968Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
6969ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
6970
6971  
6972Why does he talk again?
6973
6974  
6975Listen, you better go
6976'cause we're really busy working.
6977
6978  
6979But it's our yogurt night!
6980
6981  
6982Bye-bye.
6983
6984  
6985Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
6986
6987  
6988You poor thing.
6989You two have been at this for hours!
6990
6991  
6992Yes, and Adam here
6993has been a huge help.
6994
6995  
6996- Frosting...
6997- How many sugars?
6998
6999  
7000Just one. I try not
7001to use the competition.
7002
7003  
7004So why are you helping me?
7005
7006  
7007Bees have good qualities.
7008
7009  
7010And it takes my mind off the shop.
7011
7012  
7013Instead of flowers, people
7014are giving balloon bouquets now.
7015
7016  
7017Those are great, if you're three.
7018
7019  
7020And artificial flowers.
7021
7022  
7023- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
7024- Yeah, me too.
7025
7026  
7027Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
7028
7029  
7030Bees must hate those fake things!
7031
7032  
7033Nothing worse
7034than a daffodil that's had work done.
7035
7036  
7037Maybe this could make up
7038for it a little bit.
7039
7040  
7041- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
7042- I guess.
7043
7044  
7045You sure you want to go through with it?
7046
7047  
7048Am I sure? When I'm done with
7049the humans, they won't be able
7050
7051  
7052to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
7053without paying a royalty!
7054
7055  
7056It's an incredible scene
7057here in downtown Manhattan,
7058
7059  
7060where the world anxiously waits,
7061because for the first time in history,
7062
7063  
7064we will hear for ourselves
7065if a honeybee can actually speak.
7066
7067  
7068What have we gotten into here, Barry?
7069
7070  
7071It's pretty big, isn't it?
7072
7073  
7074I can't believe how many humans
7075don't work during the day.
7076
7077  
7078You think billion-dollar multinational
7079food companies have good lawyers?
7080
7081  
7082Everybody needs to stay
7083behind the barricade.
7084
7085  
7086- What's the matter?
7087- I don't know, I just got a chill.
7088
7089  
7090Well, if it isn't the bee team.
7091
7092  
7093You boys work on this?
7094
7095  
7096All rise! The Honorable
7097Judge Bumbleton presiding.
7098
7099  
7100All right. Oase number 4475,
7101
7102  
7103Superior Oourt of New York,
7104Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
7105
7106  
7107is now in session.
7108
7109  
7110Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
7111the five food companies collectively?
7112
7113  
7114A privilege.
7115
7116  
7117Mr. Benson... you're representing
7118all the bees of the world?
7119
7120  
7121I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
7122we're ready to proceed.
7123
7124  
7125Mr. Montgomery,
7126your opening statement, please.
7127
7128  
7129Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
7130
7131  
7132my grandmother was a simple woman.
7133
7134  
7135Born on a farm, she believed
7136it was man's divine right
7137
7138  
7139to benefit from the bounty
7140of nature God put before us.
7141
7142  
7143If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
7144Mr. Benson imagines,
7145
7146  
7147just think of what would it mean.
7148
7149  
7150I would have to negotiate
7151with the silkworm
7152
7153  
7154for the elastic in my britches!
7155
7156  
7157Talking bee!
7158
7159  
7160How do we know this isn't some sort of
7161
7162  
7163holographic motion-picture-capture
7164Hollywood wizardry?
7165
7166  
7167They could be using laser beams!
7168
7169  
7170Robotics! Ventriloquism!
7171Oloning! For all we know,
7172
7173  
7174he could be on steroids!
7175
7176  
7177Mr. Benson?
7178
7179  
7180Ladies and gentlemen,
7181there's no trickery here.
7182
7183  
7184I'm just an ordinary bee.
7185Honey's pretty important to me.
7186
7187  
7188It's important to all bees.
7189We invented it!
7190
7191  
7192We make it. And we protect it
7193with our lives.
7194
7195  
7196Unfortunately, there are
7197some people in this room
7198
7199  
7200who think they can take it from us
7201
7202  
7203'cause we're the little guys!
7204I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
7205
7206  
7207you'll see how, by taking our honey,
7208you not only take everything we have
7209
7210  
7211but everything we are!
7212
7213  
7214I wish he'd dress like that
7215all the time. So nice!
7216
7217  
7218Oall your first witness.
7219
7220  
7221So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
7222of Honey Farms, big company you have.
7223
7224  
7225I suppose so.
7226
7227  
7228I see you also own
7229Honeyburton and Honron!
7230
7231  
7232Yes, they provide beekeepers
7233for our farms.
7234
7235  
7236Beekeeper. I find that
7237to be a very disturbing term.
7238
7239  
7240I don't imagine you employ
7241any bee-free-ers, do you?
7242
7243  
7244- No.
7245- I couldn't hear you.
7246
7247  
7248- No.
7249- No.
7250
7251  
7252Because you don't free bees.
7253You keep bees. Not only that,
7254
7255  
7256it seems you thought a bear would be
7257an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
7258
7259  
7260They're very lovable creatures.
7261
7262  
7263Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
7264
7265  
7266You mean like this?
7267
7268  
7269Bears kill bees!
7270
7271  
7272How'd you like his head crashing
7273through your living room?!
7274
7275  
7276Biting into your couch!
7277Spitting out your throw pillows!
7278
7279  
7280OK, that's enough. Take him away.
7281
7282  
7283So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
7284Your name intrigues me.
7285
7286  
7287- Where have I heard it before?
7288- I was with a band called The Police.
7289
7290  
7291But you've never been
7292a police officer, have you?
7293
7294  
7295No, I haven't.
7296
7297  
7298No, you haven't. And so here
7299we have yet another example
7300
7301  
7302of bee culture casually
7303stolen by a human
7304
7305  
7306for nothing more than
7307a prance-about stage name.
7308
7309  
7310Oh, please.
7311
7312  
7313Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
7314
7315  
7316Because I'm feeling
7317a little stung, Sting.
7318
7319  
7320Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
7321
7322  
7323That's not his real name?! You idiots!
7324
7325  
7326Mr. Liotta, first,
7327belated congratulations on
7328
7329  
7330your Emmy win for a guest spot
7331on ER in 2005.
7332
7333  
7334Thank you. Thank you.
7335
7336  
7337I see from your resume
7338that you're devilishly handsome
7339
7340  
7341with a churning inner turmoil
7342that's ready to blow.
7343
7344  
7345I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
7346
7347  
7348Not yet it isn't. But is this
7349what it's come to for you?
7350
7351  
7352Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
7353so you don't
7354
7355  
7356have to rehearse
7357your part and learn your lines, sir?
7358
7359  
7360Watch it, Benson!
7361I could blow right now!
7362
7363  
7364This isn't a goodfella.
7365This is a badfella!
7366
7367  
7368Why doesn't someone just step on
7369this creep, and we can all go home?!
7370
7371  
7372- Order in this court!
7373- You're all thinking it!
7374
7375  
7376Order! Order, I say!
7377
7378  
7379- Say it!
7380- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
7381
7382  
7383I think it was awfully nice
7384of that bear to pitch in like that.
7385
7386  
7387I think the jury's on our side.
7388
7389  
7390Are we doing everything right, legally?
7391
7392  
7393I'm a florist.
7394
7395  
7396Right. Well, here's to a great team.
7397
7398  
7399To a great team!
7400
7401  
7402Well, hello.
7403
7404  
7405- Ken!
7406- Hello.
7407
7408  
7409I didn't think you were coming.
7410
7411  
7412No, I was just late.
7413I tried to call, but... the battery.
7414
7415  
7416I didn't want all this to go to waste,
7417so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
7418
7419  
7420Oh, that was lucky.
7421
7422  
7423There's a little left.
7424I could heat it up.
7425
7426  
7427Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
7428
7429  
7430So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
7431
7432  
7433I'm not much for the game myself.
7434The ball's a little grabby.
7435
7436  
7437That's where I usually sit.
7438Right... there.
7439
7440  
7441Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
7442
7443  
7444and he agreed with me that eating with
7445chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
7446
7447  
7448You think I don't see what you're doing?
7449
7450  
7451I know how hard it is to find
7452the rightjob. We have that in common.
7453
7454  
7455Do we?
7456
7457  
7458Bees have 100 percent employment,
7459but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
7460
7461  
7462That's just what
7463I was thinking about doing.
7464
7465  
7466Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
7467for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
7468
7469  
7470I'm going to drain the old stinger.
7471
7472  
7473Yeah, you do that.
7474
7475  
7476Look at that.
7477
7478  
7479You know, I've just about had it
7480
7481  
7482with your little mind games.
7483
7484  
7485- What's that?
7486- Italian Vogue.
7487
7488  
7489Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
7490
7491  
7492A lot of ads.
7493
7494  
7495Remember what Van said, why is
7496your life more valuable than mine?
7497
7498  
7499Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
7500
7501  
7502I think something stinks in here!
7503
7504  
7505I love the smell of flowers.
7506
7507  
7508How do you like the smell of flames?!
7509
7510  
7511Not as much.
7512
7513  
7514Water bug! Not taking sides!
7515
7516  
7517Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
7518This is pathetic!
7519
7520  
7521I've got issues!
7522
7523  
7524Well, well, well, a royal flush!
7525
7526  
7527- You're bluffing.
7528- Am I?
7529
7530  
7531Surf's up, dude!
7532
7533  
7534Poo water!
7535
7536  
7537That bowl is gnarly.
7538
7539  
7540Except for those dirty yellow rings!
7541
7542  
7543Kenneth! What are you doing?!
7544
7545  
7546You know, I don't even like honey!
7547I don't eat it!
7548
7549  
7550We need to talk!
7551
7552  
7553He's just a little bee!
7554
7555  
7556And he happens to be
7557the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
7558
7559  
7560Long time? What are you talking about?!
7561Are there other bugs in your life?
7562
7563  
7564No, but there are other things bugging
7565me in life. And you're one of them!
7566
7567  
7568Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
7569
7570  
7571My nerves are fried from riding
7572on this emotional roller coaster!
7573
7574  
7575Goodbye, Ken.
7576
7577  
7578And for your information,
7579
7580  
7581I prefer sugar-free, artificial
7582sweeteners made by man!
7583
7584  
7585I'm sorry about all that.
7586
7587  
7588I know it's got
7589an aftertaste! I like it!
7590
7591  
7592I always felt there was some kind
7593of barrier between Ken and me.
7594
7595  
7596I couldn't overcome it.
7597Oh, well.
7598
7599  
7600Are you OK for the trial?
7601
7602  
7603I believe Mr. Montgomery
7604is about out of ideas.
7605
7606  
7607We would like to call
7608Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
7609
7610  
7611Good idea! You can really see why he's
7612considered one of the best lawyers...
7613
7614  
7615Yeah.
7616
7617  
7618Layton, you've
7619gotta weave some magic
7620
7621  
7622with this jury,
7623or it's gonna be all over.
7624
7625  
7626Don't worry. The only thing I have
7627to do to turn this jury around
7628
7629  
7630is to remind them
7631of what they don't like about bees.
7632
7633  
7634- You got the tweezers?
7635- Are you allergic?
7636
7637  
7638Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
7639
7640  
7641Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
7642what I think we'd all like to know.
7643
7644  
7645What exactly is your relationship
7646
7647  
7648to that woman?
7649
7650  
7651We're friends.
7652
7653  
7654- Good friends?
7655- Yes.
7656
7657  
7658How good? Do you live together?
7659
7660  
7661Wait a minute...
7662
7663  
7664Are you her little...
7665
7666  
7667...bedbug?
7668
7669  
7670I've seen a bee documentary or two.
7671From what I understand,
7672
7673  
7674doesn't your queen give birth
7675to all the bee children?
7676
7677  
7678- Yeah, but...
7679- So those aren't your real parents!
7680
7681  
7682- Oh, Barry...
7683- Yes, they are!
7684
7685  
7686Hold me back!
7687
7688  
7689You're an illegitimate bee,
7690aren't you, Benson?
7691
7692  
7693He's denouncing bees!
7694
7695  
7696Don't y'all date your cousins?
7697
7698  
7699- Objection!
7700- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
7701
7702  
7703Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
7704
7705  
7706Oh, I'm hit!!
7707
7708  
7709Oh, lordy, I am hit!
7710
7711  
7712Order! Order!
7713
7714  
7715The venom! The venom
7716is coursing through my veins!
7717
7718  
7719I have been felled
7720by a winged beast of destruction!
7721
7722  
7723You see? You can't treat them
7724like equals! They're striped savages!
7725
7726  
7727Stinging's the only thing
7728they know! It's their way!
7729
7730  
7731- Adam, stay with me.
7732- I can't feel my legs.
7733
7734  
7735What angel of mercy
7736will come forward to suck the poison
7737
7738  
7739from my heaving buttocks?
7740
7741  
7742I will have order in this court. Order!
7743
7744  
7745Order, please!
7746
7747  
7748The case of the honeybees
7749versus the human race
7750
7751  
7752took a pointed turn against the bees
7753
7754  
7755yesterday when one of their legal
7756team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
7757
7758  
7759- Hey, buddy.
7760- Hey.
7761
7762  
7763- Is there much pain?
7764- Yeah.
7765
7766  
7767I...
7768
7769  
7770I blew the whole case, didn't I?
7771
7772  
7773It doesn't matter. What matters is
7774you're alive. You could have died.
7775
7776  
7777I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
7778
7779  
7780They got it from the cafeteria
7781downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
7782
7783  
7784Look, there's
7785a little celery still on it.
7786
7787  
7788What was it like to sting someone?
7789
7790  
7791I can't explain it. It was all...
7792
7793  
7794All adrenaline and then...
7795and then ecstasy!
7796
7797  
7798All right.
7799
7800  
7801You think it was all a trap?
7802
7803  
7804Of course. I'm sorry.
7805I flew us right into this.
7806
7807  
7808What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
7809just a couple of bugs in this world.
7810
7811  
7812What will the humans do to us
7813if they win?
7814
7815  
7816I don't know.
7817
7818  
7819I hear they put the roaches in motels.
7820That doesn't sound so bad.
7821
7822  
7823Adam, they check in,
7824but they don't check out!
7825
7826  
7827Oh, my.
7828
7829  
7830Oould you get a nurse
7831to close that window?
7832
7833  
7834- Why?
7835- The smoke.
7836
7837  
7838Bees don't smoke.
7839
7840  
7841Right. Bees don't smoke.
7842
7843  
7844Bees don't smoke!
7845But some bees are smoking.
7846
7847  
7848That's it! That's our case!
7849
7850  
7851It is? It's not over?
7852
7853  
7854Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
7855
7856  
7857Get back to the court and stall.
7858Stall any way you can.
7859
7860  
7861And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
7862
7863  
7864Mr. Flayman.
7865
7866  
7867Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
7868
7869  
7870Where is the rest of your team?
7871
7872  
7873Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
7874
7875  
7876Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
7877
7878  
7879and as a result,
7880we don't make very good time.
7881
7882  
7883I actually heard a funny story about...
7884
7885  
7886Your Honor,
7887haven't these ridiculous bugs
7888
7889  
7890taken up enough
7891of this court's valuable time?
7892
7893  
7894How much longer will we allow
7895these absurd shenanigans to go on?
7896
7897  
7898They have presented no compelling
7899evidence to support their charges
7900
7901  
7902against my clients,
7903who run legitimate businesses.
7904
7905  
7906I move for a complete dismissal
7907of this entire case!
7908
7909  
7910Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
7911
7912  
7913to have to consider
7914Mr. Montgomery's motion.
7915
7916  
7917But you can't! We have a terrific case.
7918
7919  
7920Where is your proof?
7921Where is the evidence?
7922
7923  
7924Show me the smoking gun!
7925
7926  
7927Hold it, Your Honor!
7928You want a smoking gun?
7929
7930  
7931Here is your smoking gun.
7932
7933  
7934What is that?
7935
7936  
7937It's a bee smoker!
7938
7939  
7940What, this?
7941This harmless little contraption?
7942
7943  
7944This couldn't hurt a fly,
7945let alone a bee.
7946
7947  
7948Look at what has happened
7949
7950  
7951to bees who have never been asked,
7952"Smoking or non?"
7953
7954  
7955Is this what nature intended for us?
7956
7957  
7958To be forcibly addicted
7959to smoke machines
7960
7961  
7962and man-made wooden slat work camps?
7963
7964  
7965Living out our lives as honey slaves
7966to the white man?
7967
7968  
7969- What are we gonna do?
7970- He's playing the species card.
7971
7972  
7973Ladies and gentlemen, please,
7974free these bees!
7975
7976  
7977Free the bees! Free the bees!
7978
7979  
7980Free the bees!
7981
7982  
7983Free the bees! Free the bees!
7984
7985  
7986The court finds in favor of the bees!
7987
7988  
7989Vanessa, we won!
7990
7991  
7992I knew you could do it! High-five!
7993
7994  
7995Sorry.
7996
7997  
7998I'm OK! You know what this means?
7999
8000  
8001All the honey
8002will finally belong to the bees.
8003
8004  
8005Now we won't have
8006to work so hard all the time.
8007
8008  
8009This is an unholy perversion
8010of the balance of nature, Benson.
8011
8012  
8013You'll regret this.
8014
8015  
8016Barry, how much honey is out there?
8017
8018  
8019All right. One at a time.
8020
8021  
8022Barry, who are you wearing?
8023
8024  
8025My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
8026and I have no pants.
8027
8028  
8029- What if Montgomery's right?
8030- What do you mean?
8031
8032  
8033We've been living the bee way
8034a long time, 27 million years.
8035
8036  
8037Oongratulations on your victory.
8038What will you demand as a settlement?
8039
8040  
8041First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
8042of all bee work camps.
8043
8044  
8045Then we want back the honey
8046that was ours to begin with,
8047
8048  
8049every last drop.
8050
8051  
8052We demand an end to the glorification
8053of the bear as anything more
8054
8055  
8056than a filthy, smelly,
8057bad-breath stink machine.
8058
8059  
8060We're all aware
8061of what they do in the woods.
8062
8063  
8064Wait for my signal.
8065
8066  
8067Take him out.
8068
8069  
8070He'll have nauseous
8071for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
8072
8073  
8074And we will no longer tolerate
8075bee-negative nicknames...
8076
8077  
8078But it's just a prance-about stage name!
8079
8080  
8081...unnecessary inclusion of honey
8082in bogus health products
8083
8084  
8085and la-dee-da human
8086tea-time snack garnishments.
8087
8088  
8089Oan't breathe.
8090
8091  
8092Bring it in, boys!
8093
8094  
8095Hold it right there! Good.
8096
8097  
8098Tap it.
8099
8100  
8101Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
8102and there's gallons more coming!
8103
8104  
8105- I think we need to shut down!
8106- Shut down? We've never shut down.
8107
8108  
8109Shut down honey production!
8110
8111  
8112Stop making honey!
8113
8114  
8115Turn your key, sir!
8116
8117  
8118What do we do now?
8119
8120  
8121Oannonball!
8122
8123  
8124We're shutting honey production!
8125
8126  
8127Mission abort.
8128
8129  
8130Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
8131Returning to base.
8132
8133  
8134Adam, you wouldn't believe
8135how much honey was out there.
8136
8137  
8138Oh, yeah?
8139
8140  
8141What's going on? Where is everybody?
8142
8143  
8144- Are they out celebrating?
8145- They're home.
8146
8147  
8148They don't know what to do.
8149Laying out, sleeping in.
8150
8151  
8152I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
8153to San Antonio with a cricket.
8154
8155  
8156At least we got our honey back.
8157
8158  
8159Sometimes I think, so what if humans
8160liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
8161
8162  
8163It's the greatest thing in the world!
8164I was excited to be part of making it.
8165
8166  
8167This was my new desk. This was my
8168new job. I wanted to do it really well.
8169
8170  
8171And now...
8172
8173  
8174Now I can't.
8175
8176  
8177I don't understand
8178why they're not happy.
8179
8180  
8181I thought their lives would be better!
8182
8183  
8184They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
8185Honey really changes people.
8186
8187  
8188You don't have any idea
8189what's going on, do you?
8190
8191  
8192- What did you want to show me?
8193- This.
8194
8195  
8196What happened here?
8197
8198  
8199That is not the half of it.
8200
8201  
8202Oh, no. Oh, my.
8203
8204  
8205They're all wilting.
8206
8207  
8208Doesn't look very good, does it?
8209
8210  
8211No.
8212
8213  
8214And whose fault do you think that is?
8215
8216  
8217You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
8218
8219  
8220Bees?
8221
8222  
8223Specifically, me.
8224
8225  
8226I didn't think bees not needing to make
8227honey would affect all these things.
8228
8229  
8230It's notjust flowers.
8231Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
8232
8233  
8234That's our whole SAT test right there.
8235
8236  
8237Take away produce, that affects
8238the entire animal kingdom.
8239
8240  
8241And then, of course...
8242
8243  
8244The human species?
8245
8246  
8247So if there's no more pollination,
8248
8249  
8250it could all just go south here,
8251couldn't it?
8252
8253  
8254I know this is also partly my fault.
8255
8256  
8257How about a suicide pact?
8258
8259  
8260How do we do it?
8261
8262  
8263- I'll sting you, you step on me.
8264- Thatjust kills you twice.
8265
8266  
8267Right, right.
8268
8269  
8270Listen, Barry...
8271sorry, but I gotta get going.
8272
8273  
8274I had to open my mouth and talk.
8275
8276  
8277Vanessa?
8278
8279  
8280Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
8281Where are you going?
8282
8283  
8284To the final Tournament of Roses parade
8285in Pasadena.
8286
8287  
8288They've moved it to this weekend
8289because all the flowers are dying.
8290
8291  
8292It's the last chance
8293I'll ever have to see it.
8294
8295  
8296Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
8297I never meant it to turn out like this.
8298
8299  
8300I know. Me neither.
8301
8302  
8303Tournament of Roses.
8304Roses can't do sports.
8305
8306  
8307Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
8308
8309  
8310Roses!
8311
8312  
8313Vanessa!
8314
8315  
8316Roses?!
8317
8318  
8319Barry?
8320
8321  
8322- Roses are flowers!
8323- Yes, they are.
8324
8325  
8326Flowers, bees, pollen!
8327
8328  
8329I know.
8330That's why this is the last parade.
8331
8332  
8333Maybe not.
8334Oould you ask him to slow down?
8335
8336  
8337Oould you slow down?
8338
8339  
8340Barry!
8341
8342  
8343OK, I made a huge mistake.
8344This is a total disaster, all my fault.
8345
8346  
8347Yes, it kind of is.
8348
8349  
8350I've ruined the planet.
8351I wanted to help you
8352
8353  
8354with the flower shop.
8355I've made it worse.
8356
8357  
8358Actually, it's completely closed down.
8359
8360  
8361I thought maybe you were remodeling.
8362
8363  
8364But I have another idea, and it's
8365greater than my previous ideas combined.
8366
8367  
8368I don't want to hear it!
8369
8370  
8371All right, they have the roses,
8372the roses have the pollen.
8373
8374  
8375I know every bee, plant
8376and flower bud in this park.
8377
8378  
8379All we gotta do is get what they've got
8380back here with what we've got.
8381
8382  
8383- Bees.
8384- Park.
8385
8386  
8387- Pollen!
8388- Flowers.
8389
8390  
8391- Repollination!
8392- Across the nation!
8393
8394  
8395Tournament of Roses,
8396Pasadena, Oalifornia.
8397
8398  
8399They've got nothing
8400but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
8401
8402  
8403Security will be tight.
8404
8405  
8406I have an idea.
8407
8408  
8409Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
8410
8411  
8412Official floral business. It's real.
8413
8414  
8415Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
8416
8417  
8418Thank you. It was a gift.
8419
8420  
8421Once inside,
8422we just pick the right float.
8423
8424  
8425How about The Princess and the Pea?
8426
8427  
8428I could be the princess,
8429and you could be the pea!
8430
8431  
8432Yes, I got it.
8433
8434  
8435- Where should I sit?
8436- What are you?
8437
8438  
8439- I believe I'm the pea.
8440- The pea?
8441
8442  
8443It goes under the mattresses.
8444
8445  
8446- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
8447- I'm getting the marshal.
8448
8449  
8450You do that!
8451This whole parade is a fiasco!
8452
8453  
8454Let's see what this baby'll do.
8455
8456  
8457Hey, what are you doing?!
8458
8459  
8460Then all we do
8461is blend in with traffic...
8462
8463  
8464...without arousing suspicion.
8465
8466  
8467Once at the airport,
8468there's no stopping us.
8469
8470  
8471Stop! Security.
8472
8473  
8474- You and your insect pack your float?
8475- Yes.
8476
8477  
8478Has it been
8479in your possession the entire time?
8480
8481  
8482Would you remove your shoes?
8483
8484  
8485- Remove your stinger.
8486- It's part of me.
8487
8488  
8489I know. Just having some fun.
8490Enjoy your flight.
8491
8492  
8493Then if we're lucky, we'll have
8494just enough pollen to do the job.
8495
8496  
8497Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
8498have just enough pollen to do the job!
8499
8500  
8501I think this is gonna work.
8502
8503  
8504It's got to work.
8505
8506  
8507Attention, passengers,
8508this is Oaptain Scott.
8509
8510  
8511We have a bit of bad weather
8512in New York.
8513
8514  
8515It looks like we'll experience
8516a couple hours delay.
8517
8518  
8519Barry, these are cut flowers
8520with no water. They'll never make it.
8521
8522  
8523I gotta get up there
8524and talk to them.
8525
8526  
8527Be careful.
8528
8529  
8530Oan I get help
8531with the Sky Mall magazine?
8532
8533  
8534I'd like to order the talking
8535inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
8536
8537  
8538Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
8539
8540  
8541- What'd you say, Hal?
8542- Nothing.
8543
8544  
8545Bee!
8546
8547  
8548Don't freak out! My entire species...
8549
8550  
8551What are you doing?
8552
8553  
8554- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
8555- Who's an attorney?
8556
8557  
8558Don't move.
8559
8560  
8561Oh, Barry.
8562
8563  
8564Good afternoon, passengers.
8565This is your captain.
8566
8567  
8568Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
8569please report to the cockpit?
8570
8571  
8572And please hurry!
8573
8574  
8575What happened here?
8576
8577  
8578There was a DustBuster,
8579a toupee, a life raft exploded.
8580
8581  
8582One's bald, one's in a boat,
8583they're both unconscious!
8584
8585  
8586- Is that another bee joke?
8587- No!
8588
8589  
8590No one's flying the plane!
8591
8592  
8593This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
8594What's your status?
8595
8596  
8597This is Vanessa Bloome.
8598I'm a florist from New York.
8599
8600  
8601Where's the pilot?
8602
8603  
8604He's unconscious,
8605and so is the copilot.
8606
8607  
8608Not good. Does anyone onboard
8609have flight experience?
8610
8611  
8612As a matter of fact, there is.
8613
8614  
8615- Who's that?
8616- Barry Benson.
8617
8618  
8619From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
8620
8621  
8622Vanessa, this is nothing more
8623than a big metal bee.
8624
8625  
8626It's got giant wings, huge engines.
8627
8628  
8629I can't fly a plane.
8630
8631  
8632- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
8633- Yes.
8634
8635  
8636How hard could it be?
8637
8638  
8639Wait, Barry!
8640We're headed into some lightning.
8641
8642  
8643This is Bob Bumble. We have some
8644late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
8645
8646  
8647where a suspenseful scene
8648is developing.
8649
8650  
8651Barry Benson,
8652fresh from his legal victory...
8653
8654  
8655That's Barry!
8656
8657  
8658...is attempting to land a plane,
8659loaded with people, flowers
8660
8661  
8662and an incapacitated flight crew.
8663
8664  
8665Flowers?!
8666
8667  
8668We have a storm in the area
8669and two individuals at the controls
8670
8671  
8672with absolutely no flight experience.
8673
8674  
8675Just a minute.
8676There's a bee on that plane.
8677
8678  
8679I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
8680and his no-account compadres.
8681
8682  
8683They've done enough damage.
8684
8685  
8686But isn't he your only hope?
8687
8688  
8689Technically, a bee
8690shouldn't be able to fly at all.
8691
8692  
8693Their wings are too small...
8694
8695  
8696Haven't we heard this a million times?
8697
8698  
8699"The surface area of the wings
8700and body mass make no sense."
8701
8702  
8703- Get this on the air!
8704- Got it.
8705
8706  
8707- Stand by.
8708- We're going live.
8709
8710  
8711The way we work may be a mystery to you.
8712
8713  
8714Making honey takes a lot of bees
8715doing a lot of small jobs.
8716
8717  
8718But let me tell you about a small job.
8719
8720  
8721If you do it well,
8722it makes a big difference.
8723
8724  
8725More than we realized.
8726To us, to everyone.
8727
8728  
8729That's why I want to get bees
8730back to working together.
8731
8732  
8733That's the bee way!
8734We're not made of Jell-O.
8735
8736  
8737We get behind a fellow.
8738
8739  
8740- Black and yellow!
8741- Hello!
8742
8743  
8744Left, right, down, hover.
8745
8746  
8747- Hover?
8748- Forget hover.
8749
8750  
8751This isn't so hard.
8752Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
8753
8754  
8755Barry, what happened?!
8756
8757  
8758Wait, I think we were
8759on autopilot the whole time.
8760
8761  
8762- That may have been helping me.
8763- And now we're not!
8764
8765  
8766So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
8767
8768  
8769All of you, let's get
8770behind this fellow! Move it out!
8771
8772  
8773Move out!
8774
8775  
8776Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
8777you copy me with the wings of the plane!
8778
8779  
8780Don't have to yell.
8781
8782  
8783I'm not yelling!
8784We're in a lot of trouble.
8785
8786  
8787It's very hard to concentrate
8788with that panicky tone in your voice!
8789
8790  
8791It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
8792
8793  
8794I can't do this!
8795
8796  
8797Vanessa, pull yourself together.
8798You have to snap out of it!
8799
8800  
8801You snap out of it.
8802
8803  
8804You snap out of it.
8805
8806  
8807- You snap out of it!
8808- You snap out of it!
8809
8810  
8811- You snap out of it!
8812- You snap out of it!
8813
8814  
8815- You snap out of it!
8816- You snap out of it!
8817
8818  
8819- Hold it!
8820- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
8821
8822  
8823How is the plane flying?
8824
8825  
8826I don't know.
8827
8828  
8829Hello?
8830
8831  
8832Benson, got any flowers
8833for a happy occasion in there?
8834
8835  
8836The Pollen Jocks!
8837
8838  
8839They do get behind a fellow.
8840
8841  
8842- Black and yellow.
8843- Hello.
8844
8845  
8846All right, let's drop this tin can
8847on the blacktop.
8848
8849  
8850Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
8851
8852  
8853No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
8854
8855  
8856Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
8857
8858  
8859- Thinking bee.
8860- Thinking bee.
8861
8862  
8863Thinking bee!
8864Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
8865
8866  
8867Wait a minute.
8868I think I'm feeling something.
8869
8870  
8871- What?
8872- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
8873
8874  
8875Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
8876
8877  
8878Bring the nose down.
8879
8880  
8881Thinking bee!
8882Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
8883
8884  
8885- What in the world is on the tarmac?
8886- Get some lights on that!
8887
8888  
8889Thinking bee!
8890Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
8891
8892  
8893- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
8894- OK.
8895
8896  
8897Out the engines. We're going in
8898on bee power. Ready, boys?
8899
8900  
8901Affirmative!
8902
8903  
8904Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
8905
8906  
8907Land on that flower!
8908
8909  
8910Ready? Full reverse!
8911
8912  
8913Spin it around!
8914
8915  
8916- Not that flower! The other one!
8917- Which one?
8918
8919  
8920- That flower.
8921- I'm aiming at the flower!
8922
8923  
8924That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
8925I mean the giant pulsating flower
8926
8927  
8928made of millions of bees!
8929
8930  
8931Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
8932
8933  
8934Rotate around it.
8935
8936  
8937- This is insane, Barry!
8938- This's the only way I know how to fly.
8939
8940  
8941Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
8942flying in an insect-like pattern?
8943
8944  
8945Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
8946Smell it. Full reverse!
8947
8948  
8949Just drop it. Be a part of it.
8950
8951  
8952Aim for the center!
8953
8954  
8955Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
8956
8957  
8958Oome on, already.
8959
8960  
8961Barry, we did it!
8962You taught me how to fly!
8963
8964  
8965- Yes. No high-five!
8966- Right.
8967
8968  
8969Barry, it worked!
8970Did you see the giant flower?
8971
8972  
8973What giant flower? Where? Of course
8974I saw the flower! That was genius!
8975
8976  
8977- Thank you.
8978- But we're not done yet.
8979
8980  
8981Listen, everyone!
8982
8983  
8984This runway is covered
8985with the last pollen
8986
8987  
8988from the last flowers
8989available anywhere on Earth.
8990
8991  
8992That means this is our last chance.
8993
8994  
8995We're the only ones who make honey,
8996pollinate flowers and dress like this.
8997
8998  
8999If we're gonna survive as a species,
9000this is our moment! What do you say?
9001
9002  
9003Are we going to be bees, orjust
9004Museum of Natural History keychains?
9005
9006  
9007We're bees!
9008
9009  
9010Keychain!
9011
9012  
9013Then follow me! Except Keychain.
9014
9015  
9016Hold on, Barry. Here.
9017
9018  
9019You've earned this.
9020
9021  
9022Yeah!
9023
9024  
9025I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
9026fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
9027
9028  
9029Oh, yeah.
9030
9031  
9032That's our Barry.
9033
9034  
9035Mom! The bees are back!
9036
9037  
9038If anybody needs
9039to make a call, now's the time.
9040
9041  
9042I got a feeling we'll be
9043working late tonight!
9044
9045  
9046Here's your change. Have a great
9047afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
9048
9049  
9050Would you like some honey with that?
9051It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
9052
9053  
9054Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
9055And I don't see a nickel!
9056
9057  
9058Sometimes I just feel
9059like a piece of meat!
9060
9061  
9062I had no idea.
9063
9064  
9065Barry, I'm sorry.
9066Have you got a moment?
9067
9068  
9069Would you excuse me?
9070My mosquito associate will help you.
9071
9072  
9073Sorry I'm late.
9074
9075  
9076He's a lawyer too?
9077
9078  
9079I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
9080All I needed was a briefcase.
9081
9082  
9083Have a great afternoon!
9084
9085  
9086Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
9087and I can't get them anywhere.
9088
9089  
9090No problem, Vannie.
9091Just leave it to me.
9092
9093  
9094You're a lifesaver, Barry.
9095Oan I help who's next?
9096
9097  
9098All right, scramble, jocks!
9099It's time to fly.
9100
9101  
9102Thank you, Barry!
9103
9104  
9105That bee is living my life!
9106
9107  
9108Let it go, Kenny.
9109
9110  
9111- When will this nightmare end?!
9112- Let it all go.
9113
9114  
9115- Beautiful day to fly.
9116- Sure is.
9117
9118  
9119Between you and me,
9120I was dying to get out of that office.
9121
9122  
9123You have got
9124to start thinking bee, my friend.
9125
9126  
9127- Thinking bee!
9128- Me?
9129
9130  
9131Hold it. Let's just stop
9132for a second. Hold it.
9133
9134  
9135I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
9136Oan we stop here?
9137
9138  
9139I'm not making a major life decision
9140during a production number!
9141
9142  
9143All right. Take ten, everybody.
9144Wrap it up, guys.
9145
9146  
9147I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
9148
9149Special thanks to SergeiK.
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