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1*** Movie: Start ***
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3Establishment shot: Arctic
4INT. ELFEMENTARY SCHOOL
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6Carol: "Oh well, if Ernard is running 50 miles per hour, the other reindeer flies east at 20 miles an hour, how long does it take 210 miles away?
7"Anyone?"
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9Elves look nervous and one seats in the seats
10A precocious elf raises his hand.
11
12"Trish?"
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14Trish: "Why can not we learn what we want to learn?"
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16Carol: "What is it like?"
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18Trish: "Have you changed when you married Santa, had you had to move all the way to Paul and give up your old life?
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20Carol: "Suspect beyond imagination, but with that a huge thing happened, it changed Santa and me forever."
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22Trish: "What is it like?"
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24Carol: "... All right"
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26*** Please cut into a garment in labor ***
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28Carol: (screams)
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30Santa: "Baby Klaus is a way! We need hot water and a lot of runny nose! I think you are SUGARPLUMS! Do not panic! Do not panic!
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32Curtis and Coco enter with Santa and run.
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34Santa: "Curtis, the baby came!
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36Curtis: "Coco, baby will come!"
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38Coco: "Mrs. Claus, the baby will come!"
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40Mrs. Claus: "I know!" (Screams terribly)
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42EXT. Arctic
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44Diving in Santa's way of charging elf pushing Carol
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46Santa: "That 's about to leave a mark!
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48Santa and Gang continue to compete towards Elven Meier, avoiding a variety of strange Cenanians. The screams are not over.
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50INT. Blow Closed
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52Everyone has reached an elfirmary and the elves behind are piling up.
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54Santa: "Everything is okay."
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56Carol: "Ohio Scott Ohio ..."
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58Santa: "I am here baby, I am here - where is Dr. His Mouse?
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60Carol: "Honey, that was a wrong alarm."
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62
63The group breathes from the elves
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65Elf Stra: Again? Did I stop the pedicure for this? "
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67Various shots other than Arctic, feat. Elves are doing about elves
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69INT. Santa's office
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71Carol hums a jingle bell while holding her stomach. Santa carefully reads his list, being illuminated by a fire from the mouth of a chimney like his face. Carol laughs unpleasantly.
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73Carol: "Jingle - * pft * Jingle Bell ... * pfthah * Scott, Scott will come here! Wait a moment! Scott! C'mere c'mere!"
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75Santa hesitates to go back and forth between Carol and his list before walking around. Carol sets Santa's hand on the stomach.
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77Carol: "Did you get ready? Wait for the kick ... jingle bell, jingle bell ..."
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79There is a sense that the baby kicks with jingle bells over time, but I do not know if this is the truth or not.
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81Santa: "He is a genius!
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83Carol: "He?"
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85Santa: She! She is gorgeous like her mother! With a rhythm like her dad. "
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87Carol: "Yes ... but it's not an amazing timing, I hope the baby came this afternoon or as we thought it was last week. I am going to be crazy. Meaning, I am really crazy.
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89Santa: "What you need is a diversion."
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91Carol: "No, Scott, there are no more gifts! You already have birthstone necklaces, oven mitts, cheese wheels!
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93Santa: "Well, this is not for you! This is for the baby! I will come back to Ziff.
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95Carol swings his head and heads to the chimney immediately. Santa rolls a bit and hears a sound that resonates from the chimney
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97Santa: "Ho ho!" Echo
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100Chimney makes horrible sounds to stretch inhumanely to make Santa free. Santa leaves the mouth of the chimney and the chimney withdraws as well in a horrible way.
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102Santa: "It is never old.
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104Carol laughs a little
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106Santa: "What do you have for your baby now? Strangely, we have - a baby's bag! And in that baby's bag we have ... Let's see, we are ... "
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108Santa looks like some pearl string, but it's definitely not something you accidentally consume babies. Carroll should be ashamed with his head confused.
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110Carol: "Oh ..."
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112Santa poofs the string to mobile.
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114Carol: "Oh! Oh, honey it is beautiful! Baby will love it!
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116Santa (seductively, like a psychopath): "Yeah, it turned like this ... ..."
117
118There is a knock at the door, ruining a wonderful? Family's moment. Santa hurriedly put the cell phone in the bag, put the bag back in the bag, and remove the bag from view. Dr. His Mouse enters.
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120Carol: "Dr. Hismus, I'm glad you could come.
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123Hismus: "How are you today, Mrs. Claus?
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125Carol: "Well, I am worried because my little baby has not come yet ..."
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128Hismus: "You do not have to worry, your wife.
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130Enter Curtis and let you know the end of everything? Dr. His mice begins to take Carol 's blood pressure incompetently.
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132Curtis: "Santa! The production line is set behind the necessary production line immediately to the floor of the workplace!
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134Santa: "Oh, I can not go down now, it's impossible ... There are still a lot of work to do here mapping the pulley route.
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136Curtis (List view): "Did you check this list once?
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138Santa (exasperatingly): I perused it perfectly!
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140Hismus: "Start with your blood pressure, are you OK?"
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142Carol becomes a little happy
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144Curtis: "Please help me, please help me please help me please help me"
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146Santa appears to be confused as everyone is in this situation.
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148Curtis: "Please help me please help me please help me please help me please help me please help me please help please help me.
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150Curtis puts his hands together as Santa is still looking at the gaze of 1000 yards.
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152Curtis: I have another thing. The legendary people council calls for an emergency meeting.
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154Santa: "Tonight's North Pole can not go to the board!"
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156Curtis: "They know that, that's why they came here.
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158Santa: "Here?"
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160Curtis: "Here."
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162Santa: "Where are you?"
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164Curtis: "In the kitchen."
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166Santa: "In the kitchen?
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168Curtis: "Do you have echo here?"
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170Dr. His mice still can not properly take Carol 's blood pressure.
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172Carol: "All right, lover, I feel good, much better ..."
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174Carol began to stand up, Dr. His mouses shrink the balloon behind her.
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176Santa (through painful tooth): "Sit down!
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178Carol: "I think I'm going ... I am amazing for the baby, walking, you are here, taking your blood pressure, it is wonderful and what I am under the hall I will go see you. * A deep sigh *
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180Carol's lamentation shows the arrival of great things.
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182INT. Main Two Factory
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184Santa is following Carol. Carol is roaming around at high speed.
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186Elf Stra: "Can I do anything for you?"
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188Carol: No, thanks.
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190Despite her answer, Carol took a necklace of food, tore it ruthlessly and robbed his precious life.
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192Santa: "Do you need some company, Claus?"
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194Carol: "Not from you, Klaus."
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197Santa: "Why?"
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199Carol: "I fully understand that you can not spend time with me and can not prepare toys.
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201Santa: "What about you?"
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203Carol: Of course I will. I hope that you are not delivering ... when I am delivering.
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205Santa: "I'm not going to make it happen! Carol, I'm not going to go ..."
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207Santa can quickly distract him from his beloved wife by the elf, a very well-made bike is walking.
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209Santa: "Nice Chromate Rennie! That works well!
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211Renee (far): "Thank you, Santa!"
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213Santa: "Yeah, baby ... yeah ..."
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215Santa: "* Say something is hard to understand * - Wait for a minute and stop it! Did you see this? A wonderful technology, it is a duck! It falls in three languages!
216
217In spite of Santa's claim, ducks collapse in one language with increasingly aggressive accents. It is regrettable to announce that ducks are racists. Carroll is obviously not impressive, it gets seriously hurt by attempts to actually change Santa's childish theme.
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219Carol: "A boyfriend can not help me now, it is people I need, uh ... family."
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221Santa: "Ho ho ho. Family? We are your family, right elf? We are her family, are not you?
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223Elf's cult (like a trance): "We love you!
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225Carol: "... a tall family. * Human family.
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227Santa: "Oh, lover, anything but tears ..."
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229Carol: "Sorry ... * I am still crying *"
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231Elf hands handkerchiefs to Carol. This same elf, in turn, kicks Santa. This is not ambiguous. This is the real thing that happens in movies.
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233Carol: "It is impossible situation, and if I did not want to stay with you, I will return home but I can not do it in both ways"
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235Santa: "Wait a moment, but I hopefully!"
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237Carol: "What can I do?"
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239Santa: "It has both ways, I can go back here.
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241Carol: Can you do it?
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243Curtis: "Can you do that?"
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245Santa: "Carol - I will take your parents here!
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247Carol: "My parents?"
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249Curtis: "Her parents are you!
250
251Curtis moved to an elf to enter a battle posture, after which they quickly stacked Santa and made him suffocate. This does not actually happen. Sadly. Instead, elves breathe very quietly.
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253Curtis: "Sir, SOS?"
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255Carol: "Sorry"
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257Curtis: "SOS. The secret of Santa? It could be a disastrous result, the possibility is that the possibility that the secret of the North Pole's true place will be at risk will increase exponentially, and Christmas It will disappear, crush the hope and dreams of the children of the world, and disappear Santa's magical pleasure forever!
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259Santa (It was deeply disturbed by the explosion of Curtis): "... there is it"
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261Carol: "He has points, my parents can not keep a secret."
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263Santa: "It is my fault that I came here to listen to honey and I will do whatever I need to do to do it."
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265Carol: "Is that so?"
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267Santa: "Yes ... ... yeah! What do they say about Santa?
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269Elf 's choir: "He will deliver!
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271Santa: "Yes!"
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273Carol: "What's wrong? My parents think that you are a souvenir shop in Canada.
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275Santa (pensively): "I am going to get rid of this ..."
276
277The camera will zoom in to Santa's ear. We responded that electrons responded to each other and the Canadian image showed almost the same sequence as the brain blast of Nickelodeon's hit TV series "Jimbles Notronbo"
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279Santa: "Ho ho ho! Answer ... I doubt! How do we try to do this? My dad thinks you are a toy maker (Caaah naaah daah) It is not pronounced as much as possible)
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281Curtis: "Canada? (Properly pronounced)"
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283Santa: "Cahnahdah! It's North, in North America, yeah? The vinegar of their French fries, they sit in [unintelligent], watch the hockey game, shoot the pack, dad! Elf! Everyone Grabbing your hammer, brother-in-law is coming! "
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285INT. kitchen
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287Elves prepare various sweets, blowing out the oven, while the toy train carries food and crosses. An elf is wearing candy · tin. The legendary council gathers in the room. I can not get a chair when I am a father. He can not sit down. But the easter bunny is allowed to sit, it is an abomination of God. What is Hockey Puck Daddy?
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289Tooth fairy: "Hey I do not know! Open up, please show me their teeth - that's good!
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291Chorus: "Hi Tooth Fairy!"
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293The tooth fairy stares at the awful jaw of the easter bunny. The longer he gazes, the longer he loses his integrity.
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295Cupid: "If you want to fall in love, open the door! Everyone, Cupid of love! Oh, job work job, it's nice to see!
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297Chorus: "Hello Cupid!"
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299Cupid: "Where is the fat boy?"
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301Santa enters
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303Santa: "[It is hard to understand], EB, Molaneta ... Sandman. Mother's Nature, Father's Time, Merry Christmas, I am happy to meet you, do you think it is necessary to really hold an emergency meeting I am ready to ride a sled if you know my mean. "(Translator's note:" Take a ride "means Santa" ride a sleigh ") .
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305Nature: "Santa ... we thought - * Mother Nature turns corrugated cutouts to reveal Jack Frost's nice face and jazz hands - see this.
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307Santa: "Silver Bell! (Translator's Note: In North Polean culture, Silver Bells is one of the most aggressive languages)
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309Nature: "I discovered that 230 people were scattered in the shopping mall in the northwest"
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311Santa (take a seat): "This is ridiculous."
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313Nature: "Sunman!" Hit the table
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315Sandman: "I got up, I am awake!
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317Easter Bunny: "Hey Cupid! Nice Skirt!
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319Cupid is embarrassing, crossing his legs. Perhaps this means that he is not wearing, oh. Easter bunny laugh like a crazy madman must be detained for life
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321Mother Nature: "Easter Bunny!"
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323Easter bunny closes like him. He crosses his head for some reason and listens. He also makes a really terrible fuss.
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325Nature: "Our first and only order is to discipline against parliamentary Jack Frost.
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327Jack Frost: "This is what I am talking about now!"
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329Jack Frost is shaking the shades of some Hellas like a smooth grandma.
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331Jack Frost: "You love it! I am right, you finally woke up and decided to give me a holiday, Frostmas, of course, is a placeholder. I am widely Opening Frostgrove, July Frost, Frost Hogg Day - The possibilities are endless.
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333Nature: "Jack. You will be charged 237 counts of Santa's attempted upstaging.You freeze Hawaiian volcanoes, snow in the Amazon, cloud Mexico, and keep all the goose during the winter We sent it to the north! We are in violation of the legal chart of behavioral norm, either intentionally or maliciously!
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335Jack Frost: "I'm sorry, did you criticize me for skillful and delicious? Guilty as being charged!
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337Father's time: "Jack, you tell the season, you are not a holiday.
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339Tooth fairy "You are the best friend, you are not a top-notch man."
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341Easter Monster (Nasally): "You kill fruit!"
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343Time: "Agreeing to hang Jack Frost from the legendary council,
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345Jack Frost: "Wait! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you wait a minute! You need to understand, I have a huge undeveloped possession! But I open every year, every year Act! Mr. Big's setup man!
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347Santa: "Jack, why do not you let it go?
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349Jack Frost (talking with Santa): "No, no. You, you, you get a postage stamp! And soda can! And TV special! And an advertisement bulletin board! And a beautiful loving wife! And a toy The army of Jesus Christ to build! What do you get? A bunch of runny nose and dead citrus! "
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351Santa: "You know Jack ..."
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353Santa pulls up at the table, shrinks the neck of Jack Frost to his chest, and makes him look like a reptile.
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355Santa: "It is not my picnic! Because of our production problems, the entire continent may go without toys this year! That's right! And above that, this year's secret · Oh, the boy is obligation of in-law, Mr. and Missus feel bad whenever I turn, come to the North Pole, they are in the North Pole It should not be, so I have to solve it, and on top of it I was anxious about being a little father, because I was not! Everything is good It is the first time!
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357Santa is sitting.
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359Maternity: "Oh, Santa did not understand ..."
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361Jack Frost: "Oh, Santa. I am sorry ..."
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363Cupid: "It would probably go to the escape clause if I was in red clothes"
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365Santa: "Oh, the escape phrase will be too extreme, really.
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367Jack Frost: "Escape clause? What happened?"
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369Time: "If you attend the meeting after a while, do you know?"
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371Jack Frost (sassily): "I can handle time but I can not grow my hair. Legend? I do not think so.
372
373Easter Bunny: "Aaa"
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375Santa: "Look, I have not awakened the escape phrase, I promised, I will deliver the toys, and when my wife delivers that baby I will be there!
376
377Jack Frost: "Let me help you"
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379Father's time: "You did it enough.
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381Jack Frost: "Nonono: How about a community service instead of a suspension? I can lend a hand, make a boy's toy, wrap some gifts, if you are with a heavy man here If not, he says a word, please, Santa. I know that I do not deserve another occasion, but I am asking you one.
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383Santa: "Well, you do not want to interrupt, give another chance." But you must be Jack Frost of all trades.You also need to listen to the elves. You are your boss, and if there is one, is there one ice stone off? You have gone.
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385Jack Frost: "I will not let you down."
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387Santa dressed in Mother Nature, accepting Jack Frost's offer and chasing himself for the rest of the movie.
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389Nature: "Motion carry!"
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391EXT. EXES 'HOUSE, NIGHT
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393Santa's stuffed animal approaches the sky of the night and receives the magic power of the fart of Tonaca. Reindeers fight each other and spit.
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395Santa: "Do you save the boy for the stable, you look down there, they got a new roof and it's a cake!
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397The sled will settle downwards with a direct collision course with exes' house. If Santa acted immediately afterwards, the rubble that stood up once had been piled up.
398
399INT. Exhaust House
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401Lucy: "There are absolutely no scratches here!
402
403Laura: "Lucy! Coat!"
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405EXT. Exhaust House
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407Reindeer's fart. box office. Everyone laughs except me. And me. We are suffering.
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409Santa: "Hello comet, will we go easy with Alfalfa next time we fly?
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411The reindeer is angry again. People will laugh again. We suffer further. We, why are you here? Just suffer?
412
413Lucy stretches his arms in a hugging posture and heads to Santa. All 5 miles radius snowman began to melt. When I contacted Santa, Lucy 's power increased rapidly, invalidating the city' s emergency response service, causing a blackout, causing people to complain that they can not watch TV as closer to Christmas. Immediately, the city's auxiliary nuclear power generation turns on, and life recovers normally.
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415Lucy: "Is it all warm?"
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417Santa: "Like magic! You have the warmest embrace in the world.
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419Lucy (to reindeer): "Hello comet! I missed you so much! Hello!
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421Laura: "A few days early, is that so? When is that baby?"
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423Santa: "Na, there were lots to talk about ... Heya Neil! It's a good looking ... It's the best sweater ..."
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425Neil: "It's a reversible!"
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427Neil turns his best up and shows the interior. He does not show the breasts of his chest, but he believes in us, he is there. He is chopped down so much. He has eight packs.
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429Santa: "Sounds pretty!"
430
431Laura: "Lucy! Get out of my way!"
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433Everyone comes back inside. For good measures, the comet will throw at the end once, Rusi escapes most of the explosion zone, avoiding certain deaths. The audience laughs again. We are, on the other hand, dead, we can smell bad smell. That's terrible. Help me. That is really bad.
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435INT. Exhaust House
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437Everyone is sitting in the living room. I suppose Santa gave Lucy a snow glove. Her 12th.
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439Santa: "Looking at it, it is snowing in Hawaii!"
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441Lucy: "Yeah, not Charlie's magic, but I love it, and now do I have twelve people?"
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443Santa: "You know, I have pretty much a snow glove collection.
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445Lucy does not react to this remark at first sight what she is doing.
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447Santa: "Yes, how is Daniel doing?
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449Charlie: "Good, thanks for letting us go to snowboard with her and her parents for Christmas"
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451Santa: "You are a big welcome ... Hey ... I brought something.
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453Santa gets up and walks to his magical bag
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455Santa: "A little thing ... Woo boy, what's confusing here?"
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457Santa enters the bag, brings some stock sound effects to the world, and reveals the fact that he contains living elephants. Someone calls PETA. He withdraws a decent size snowboard.
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459Santa: "I stepped in behind the wheelbarrow."
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461Charlie: "Dad! It is wonderful! Wow, this is beautiful.
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463Neil: "It was not a car.
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465Lucy stabs her head in her bag and tries to smother himself. It will fail.
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467Laura: "Lucy? What is your boyfriend, what are you doing?"
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469Santa: "Hey, hey, come out of the bag there."
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471Lucy: "Why will not I fall within?"
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473Santa: "Well, there are lots of practice!
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475Lucy: "I wish I could come to the North Pole with you. I can help Carroll a lot and she loves me."
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477Laura: "That's true ... and hey! Maybe ... I should be there for Carol, I mean another mom! I can help!
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479Santa: "Girls! I have a complete sleigh! You understand my situation.
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481Neil: "Please wait for Scott for a moment, stop the moment and take the emotional inventory"
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483The whole family meditates except Charlie who is the only sanny man. He is looking into Santa's shoulder with anger expression.
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485Neil: "Let's see what you are doing as a uncle from a treatment perspective, Charlie went to Paul, your new baby was born in Paul, Scott is also a member of this family. And if you severely eliminate her from this formative experience ... you can hurt her life.
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487Lucy nods as solemnly as if he bought what Neil is trying to attract and dog's eyes resemble the dog most.
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489Neil: "And her parents! Who is the one who has to bring her along a long journey?
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491Santa (shake his finger): "Oh.
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493Lucy: "Would you please Grandpa? Can I also come to the Arctic?"
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495My family's puppy's eyes continue
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497Lucy (quietly): "How?"
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499Santa gives up. Probably for the best, movie resolution may occur.
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501*** Become small cut ***
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503EXT. Independence Day of Canada (?)
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505If you get a mini montage (?) Of all elves doing to disguise the North Pole in Canada, the world's most troubling songs will be played. To be honest, it is probably pretty convincing if Canada is not really the real place to exist. Unfortunately, Canada is real and the North Pole does not look like Canada. I am watching Jack Frost signing up. His hammer is not in contact with the nails, so he is doing the work of shit in it.
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507Jack Frost: "Oh, it's badly good, everyone did it!
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509The signs broke up into thousands of things, so that Curtis and some elf strass were seen in fear. It is because a beautiful work has fallen into the hands of a madman who can not take care of anything
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511Jack Frost (disappointed and looking at the elves): "What did you do? Does it intend to clean themselves? I do not think so. Quickly, quickly ..."
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513When the worst characters of the movie appear in his stupid jet ski, the elves will move on to action.
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515Jack Frost: "Curtis, I have not seen anything that can not be seen secretly, what happened?
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517Curtis: "I do not have your ski wax at all.
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519Jack Frost: "I do not need to be nippy, I will not blame the big human who did the thing about escape hatch with all the stress so far"
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521Curtis: "Escape Phrase" ...
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523Jack Frost: "Yes. Little elf woman! ONE COCOA POR FAVOR."
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525Elfstra (off screen): "RIGHT AWAY!"
526
527Jack Frost: "Thank you. Anyway, how does the escape clause work?
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529Curtis: "I'm sorry, it has been classified, the Elfland Safety Act."
530
531Jack Frost: "That's what I say"
532
533Curtis does not know what Jack Frost is doing, but he did not know because IQ had a negative 78 first. Fat You Curtis.
534
535Jack Frost: "If I do not know anything, I do not need to be embarrassed, I have perfect implications and I really know that only big people are important"
536
537Curtis: "For your information, I am now Elf Number 1."
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539Jack Frost: "Woo!
540
541Curtis: "... I know all that I know about snow glove halls!
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543Jack Frost: "Well, everyone knows about the hall of the snow glove, it is not special."
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545Curtis: "Not special!"
546
547Curtis looks down on noting that he just evoked his disgusting screams to all the elves in the entire North Pole.
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549Curtis: "Not special? It's the world's most secret, hash hash, a wonderful place! It's a place where all Santa in history holds his own snow glove, which in a special case If not, how can you say?
550
551Jack Frost: "That's not the case, unless you do not know what is involved with the escape phrase, it's obviously not the case, I'm sure Santa does not trust you."
552
553Curtis is angrily visible, picks up a bunch of snow, and makes a snowman. I hope to hit Jacques Frost's face, but considering that he is an ice elemental, I will recover the HP by absorbing the attack.
554
555Curtis: "Listen here, Frostface"
556
557Curtis points to a snowman, afterwards it is a stupid face.
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559Curtis: "Secret Santa Snow Glove ... Santa!
560
561Curtis surprisingly does not crush it with his lazy oily hand, places his dirty little mitt on the snowman and treats it like some Holy Grail of God. His eyes come back to my head as expected from its faint devil.
562
563Curtis: "I never thought I'd become Santa, Bush!
564
565Curtis turns like a person turning around.
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567Jack Frost: "Wait, wait a minute, what is this?
568
569Curtis: "This is the part that I am carrying through time and everything returns to its original state so that I will never be Santa.
570
571Jack Frost nods, receives a snowman from Curtis, and tries to understand.
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573Jack Frost: "I will get a snow glove. I will reach out to that ... Tell the language ... And who is? Start of work: Santa Claus!
574
575Jack Frost is doing exaggerated hand movements during his speech of understanding, but at that time he would have knocked Little Elf Woman if he got over Little Elf Woman.
576
577Curtis: "I said I knew everything.
578
579Jack Frost: "Wow, I have never thought of a dream and I have a good relationship with the elves at the altitude.I need someday to have a party at Gstaado at my condo.It is fun ... tell me Anyway how do you get into the snow globe hall?
580
581Curtis: "Sorry, Jack. Now it is classified.
582
583Jack Frost: "I know that. Elves. Number. 1."
584
585Jack Frost repeatedly fingers Curtis with your fingers as if trying to imply playfulness. As Jackie Frost plays a snowman, Curtis takes a jet ski a long way and gives a laugh before moving an ominous plan to ruin Santa's life.
586
587INT. In Rouse's Garage
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589Santa who is not a sandman and his friend Sandy is walking on the sidewalk toward the garage. There, Bud is polishing the door with sand. Sandman looks sleepy as usual. Wait, not a sandman. Sandy. He is now Sandy.
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591Santa: "Does Did'ya have a deeply dreamed one?
592
593Sandman: "I got it."
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595Santa: "Well, it's really important that they dream about being on a nice airplane to Cahnahdah and get absorbed.
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597Sandman: "I am participating in the program, I might be sleepy, but I am not stupid"
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599Santa: "Yup, take a hat"
600
601Sandman: "I smell without a hat."
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603Santa shot a horrible face to eat food at Sandman. If this is an anime, both Santa and Sandman will summon the stands because the characters being threatened around them are displayed.
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605Sandman: "All right"
606
607Santa: "Dad.
608
609We see a man standing on a door where the body is not obstructed. Is it an accurate description? anything. Because it is the best character in the movie, bud, nobody cares. That's bad.
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611Bad, (laughing, obviously very angry): "Well, Scott Calvin. When I breathe and live. It is a good thing that you called, otherwise I remembered you I do not know.
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613Santa: "Yeah, well ... it's me ... Good old Scott Calvin.
614
615Bud (make a beard like gesture): "You look a little like the time of my father.
616
617Sandman: "He does not look like his father's time"
618
619Santa (to nervousness): "Yes, yeah ..."
620
621Santa "cuts out" to Sandman and rotates his eyes. In the bud "Sandy" is trying to show that he is just a foolish person. There is little that he knows. With that one slip-up, Bud already understands his overall deception and is simply playing. Bud is already growing very strongly.
622
623Santa: "That's a wonderful door."
624
625Bad: "Well, thank you, it was a bit sticky, but it looks like a baby's butt, so let's feel it.
626
627Santa: "Oh, why, yeah, how are they very much alike.
628
629Santa gently strokes the attractive hand over the door while seeing how many hands he can escape before noticing an attractive thing on the door.
630
631Bud: "Who is your friend?"
632
633Santa: "Ss ... sssSandy. This is my companion, he will take us to the airport."
634
635Bad: (Surprised): "Associate ... Wow. Business is booming.
636
637Santa: "I am as busy as usual"
638
639Bud: "Because you are busy, can not you bring your daughter soon, can not you visit your mother and father for a while?
640
641Bud's wife, Silvia, got into the scene, soon forget all the tensions, and if you stand there standing buds there, it will be troublesome.
642
643Sylvia: "Scott! Oh, it is nice to meet you!
644
645They embrace each other. Is it a heart-warming family's moment?
646
647Santa: "You too are Sylvia,"
648
649Sylvia (Move to Sandy): "... and your friends"
650
651Sandman: "Sandy"
652
653Sandman approaches handshake to try as a casual and cool thing and play a game
654
655Sylvia: "Sandy ... Nice to meet you. Do you know how exciting we are getting your phone? We have only a few, each one is special ... Oh Goodbye! You have pneumonia here I will catch you, Come on!
656
657*** Fade wipe ***
658
659INT. In House House
660
661Sylvia: "It's amazing to be here!"
662
663Regarding the size of a small baby, Sandman points to a somewhat roughly decorated Christmas tree, but I completely ignore the swan garbage that lives in a house decorated as a decorative item.
664
665Sandman: "Celebration"
666
667Santa: "Easy ..."
668
669Sylvia: "Please, please sit down"
670
671Santa: "Oh noon, because we are in a hurry, I just suggest you to get your bag and pop up by car.
672
673Sylvia (awkwardly, this whole scene is as follows): "Well, I'm almost stuffed up.
674
675Santa: "That's great!
676
677Bud: "Just throw some of my underwear in the bag, we do not go to the North Pole.
678
679Sandman laughs awkwardly when Santa tries to set him down from his "Deep Dreaming Stuff".
680
681Sylvia: "It's cold in Canada, do you remember when you went to Yosemite?"
682
683Bud: "Oh, I will go here, Yosemite.
684
685Sylvia: "I was frozen and there was a bear.
686
687Bud: "How do you know? You never left the lodge.
688
689Sylvia: "I never froze, so I never left the lodge.
690
691Bad: "Did you have a bear?"
692
693Sylvia: "Yes! It has frozen!"
694
695Bad: "Did you have a bear?"
696
697Sylvia: "Yes, it was frozen weather! (Darling)"
698
699"If I understand this, could not you enjoy traveling to Yosemite?
700
701Syliva: "You heard me!
702
703Bad: "Yeah! I heard you!"
704
705Sandman: "POOOOOOOOF"
706
707As Santa is suffering and sorrowful by Santa, he blows away the magical powder of deep dreams of in-law so that Sylvia soon falls asleep and puts a bad stagger to sleep for a moment but will likely fall asleep later Become. trust me.
708
709Sandman: "What?"
710
711Santa: "What part of our plan was not clear?" Let's sleep when they get on the car! "
712
713Sandman: "I could not hear Yosemite's story anymore."
714
715Santa: "Let's figure out how to get on the car ... Sandman, what are you doing, Sandman!
716
717When Santa begins to click his finger severely, he strokes the sofa on which he lies, falls asleep, and gradually makes each click faster.
718
719Everyone except Tim Allen is asleep.
720
721Santa: "Oh, now I will bag his underwear"
722
723Santa looks around in the trouble. His eyes are headed to all the members who are sleeping in his rough misfit group.
724
725*** SMASH CUT ***
726
727EXT. Modern Canadian Christmas tree in Canada, Canada
728
729There are lots of large-scale genuine Canadian Christmas trees lined up. Carol can finally strike a nail to check one of them, probably purchase it and put the final nail into the coffin of his extended family relationship. There is a story of the devil, Jack Frost. He is hiding on a slippery reptile-like tree.
730
731Jack Frost: "Hey, C! What are you doing now?"
732
733Carol: "Oh ... Hello, Jack ... I am trying to pick trees that the whole family loves.
734
735Jack Frost: "Oh ... family. You can not imagine how difficult it is, I must keep such a big secret from your people.
736
737Carol: "Yeah, you do not understand."
738
739Jack Frost: "Yeah, I'm sure you gave up on your old creatures and are scattered all the way to the North Pole and I'm sure they are totally worth it, even one iota is not even a sight of regret."
740
741Carol: "No"
742
743Jack Frost: "Yeah ... well, please look at it.A slightly sad, perhaps neglected.I need a little something care for kind love, nobody cares ..."
744
745Carol (not on Jack Frost as it appears in the tree first): "... It is perfect. I will provide you all the TLC you need, you know, Scott is with me I love to decorate trees, he always insists putting a tree topper on myself.
746
747Santa's sound and his sled coming back home sounds far away
748
749Carol: "Gass! They came!"
750
751Jack Frost: "Oh yeah, this is very exciting."
752
753Jack 's early smile changes to misery of contempt. Santa plays a hot rod. Neil and Laura (and Lucy?) Play the roller coaster arm. They have not taken any pictures other than movie photographers.
754
755Lucy: "I am here! I can not believe it, I am really here!
756
757Carol: "Lucy! How wonderful a surprise! I did not know you were coming.
758
759Lucy: "Uncle Scott brought me!
760
761Two people hug. Even if you write this sentence for this bitter goblin, it really warms you. Unfortunately, it is about to be destroyed.
762
763Neil: "I tried!"
764
765Yes, there is it.
766
767Carol: "Hey! Hello! Hey! Oh, it is tall people! You are not not tall.
768
769Neil and Laura, a clumsy chorus: "SURPRISE!"
770
771Laura: "Oh, you look amazing, you are shining!
772
773Neil: "This is wonderful!
774
775Carol: "What did my parents think?"
776
777Laura: "You know, they slept on the whole journey!"
778
779Neil: "Can I see the workshop?"
780
781Carol: "Yes, yes! Go ahead - OH WAIT WAIT WAIT! Do you know that my mum and dad can not know that we are in the Santa workshop in the Arctic?
782
783Neil: "Well, where are you thinking?"
784
785*** SMASH CUT ***
786
787Awesome elf chorus: "Welcome to Canada! EEEEEEEHH?
788
789Bad and Silvia wake up in the middle of a crowd of dreadful actors. Perhaps Santa, who saw them when they were asleep, is there.
790
791Bud: "Oh, what a strange flight ..."
792
793Sylvia: "It was like a dream ... and a wonderful meal.
794
795Bud: "Did they eat you? I put four nuts in the pouch, and we sat on the coach!
796
797Sylvia: "It was a first class! I have to sit next to Tony Bennett."
798
799Carol: "Mom! Dad!
800
801My family hugs. My heart warms. This is also about to ruin.
802
803Sylvia: "Oh, I'm very happy to see you love it!
804
805Carol: "I am very happy to see mother, Mama"
806
807Sylvia: "And we are convinced that there is perfectly good reason to stop us from your life.
808
809There is it.
810
811*** SMASH CUT ***
812
813INT. Main Two Factory
814
815Because the elves are distracted from the very important work by the presence of someone over 4 feet, the family Santa side is walking along the catwalk.
816
817Neil: "That is wonderful!"
818
819Lucy: "Killer!
820
821Curtis: "Remember now! You are welcome, but please do not touch something or interfere with the process of raising consciousness!
822
823Neil: "I will make her not come in anything.
824
825Lucy: "Look! Kobi magic pandas and accessories!
826
827Lucy quickly jumps far away and can never be seen again.
828
829Neil: "Lucy!
830
831Neil stands out and distracts from off-screen trains
832
833Neil: "WOAH! TRAIN!
834
835Neil also jumps far away and can never be seen again.
836
837Laura: "I am just making dooOoOLL !!!"
838
839Roller violently shakes Curtis, gives a minor concussion, demolishes him enough time to forget that he is to oversee his visitors.
840
841INT. TOY FACTORY ELSEWHERE
842
843Jacques Frost acts naturally, ignores the terms of the agreement with the Council very clearly, walks in the elf, and attempts to interrupt work as much as possible.
844
845Jack Frost: "Wow, good work. Bang bang."
846
847Elf has multiple tumors in Jack Frost, and it seems desperately to see a doctor.
848
849Jack Frost: "Wroaaaagh. Is not it fun? ... rapidly, workers get faster"
850
851Jack Frost approaches a set of double doors leading to a small back room.
852
853Jack Frost: "Snow Grove Hall of Fame, probably?"
854
855INT. Toy factory closed
856
857Jack Frost: "What's wrong?"
858
859Jack Frost opens the bean closet. There are many beans. Not only Jolie Juice but we are not wondering what Jolly Juice is. Red Bull has some obvious product placement cans.
860
861Jack Frost: "It is a lot of beans, how many beans can he eat? Oh !!!!"
862
863Lucy: "Who are you?"
864
865Jack Frost: "Who are you? You do not resemble one of the red man 's boat, especially, what happened?
866
867Lucy: "I am Lucy, Scott is my uncle.
868
869Jack Frost: "Oh! I am Frost, Jack Frost.
870
871Lucy: "Who?"
872
873Jack Frost: "Jack, frost, jackfrost, legendary figure, ring the bell?
874
875Lucy: "No, but I know about tooth fairies! And Sandman! And Easter Bunny!
876
877Jack Frost: "Butcher knows about me! I am also a legendary man! With huge power, with my own right!
878
879Lucy: "All right! Chill!"
880
881Jack Frost: "I have committed a crime!
882
883Jackfrost seems like he is about to cry. Lucy is also so.
884
885Jack Frost: "... I'm sorry ... Hey ... would you like to be one of my elves?"
886
887Lucy: "Yeah ... no? ... Hello Mom?"
888
889After Lucy listens, Jack Frost ridicule and remains impressive.
890
891Jack Frost: "Woo, no ..."
892
893EXT. CAHNAHDAH
894
895Claus' s brother - in - law and Mrs. Claus are walking around and looking pretty cowardly at the elves. I thought that someone was deeply angry like me, but elf has no sense of self-worth, so I think it will work. Canadian national anthem is playing
896
897Sylvia: "A nice little village ... everyone is here ... petit.
898
899Bad: "No, Tom Cruise is petit, these people are short, what is the contract with them?"
900
901Santa: "Oh, have you ever been to Canada?
902
903Bud: "No, it's too fur, we went to Rod Chester in New York and visited my sister.
904
905Santa: "It's a nice place, is not it Canada?"
906
907Bud: "No"
908
909Santa: "Well ... this is .... It's like a Canadian.
910
911Bud takes a long pause to understand what he said that he was not sensitive to Canadians.
912
913Bud (disappointed): Oh.
914
915*** Fade wipe ***
916
917INT. Toy factory main area
918
919Neil is sitting with a group of elves.
920
921Neil: "Sadly, let go of all these packages.Please understand that you are enough and breathe.
922
923A lot of disturbing close-ups will happen and all the elves' faces will show up. They are completely shiny too. The cosmetics department applied too much glitter. why. This is horrible.
924
925Neil: "Remember it now, I am not always around you! Stress can reduce your life by hundreds of years, a hundred people!
926
927*** Christmas tree wipe ***
928
929INT. Toy factory Horaceway
930
931The brother-in-law will continue the tour, but Curtis alone leaves exes and Jack Frost completely unattended in the workshop at the most important time of year, like his tail. It is "the most wonderful time of the year" play.
932
933Bad: "You take Christmas very seriously."
934
935Santa: "This is the most wonderful time of the year" (translator's note: Santa is saying this at the same time as background music)
936
937Bad meat: "That's right!"
938
939Sylvia: "Oh, honey, just stop it? It's not that you can not enjoy it just because you are not at Christmas"
940
941Bad: "Well, the children are not going to enjoy toys this year, this thing should have been in the store several weeks ago!
942
943Santa: "Oh, do not worry - there is a unique distribution system here"
944
945Bud (apparently joking): "Well, in order to deliver such things, we will have to freeze our time"
946
947Curtis: "Please trust me, it is easy to operate the space-time continuum for one night's global delivery"
948
949Bud: "Who are you?"
950
951Curtis: "Curtis ... ... yeah?
952
953Santa: "... Who probably?"
954
955INT. TOY factory list area
956
957Elves who are in charge of the list are doing the job, so of course it can not be done. Jack Frost is really ready to shit for everyone this time.
958
959Jack Frost: "Hey, everyone! There is exciting news that puts a little spring on your Elfen steps, Santa really says you want you to take a break.Yes, with your little name, it is a muggy lounge There is a cocoa bat, it is a fascinating blend of complete and abundant cocoa, just a vanilla offer .... Please get there and there is your name! It is fun!
960
961Elf, of course, is jealous of Jack Frost and his deceit. Jack Frost proving his huge power slowly exceeds the x1 million of knobs on the wrist machine, cutting it off the machine and dropping it on a cup of cocoa.
962
963Jack Frost: "Yada Dada Da Furum ..."
964
965*** Fade wipe ***
966
967Jack Frost: "A sweet daddy and a warm tummy, a luxurious blend of cinnamon and orange essence flowing, the taste buds go crazy.
968
969Everything else is very excited. Both Cocoa and Jack Frost himself. They all leave the post so long that Jackfrost can breathe in gear.
970
971INT. Factory kitchen
972
973I think Santa and Lawyer and Carol are also there. They walk in the kitchen and they are amazed by their size.
974
975Sylvia: "Look at this kitchen! Oh!"
976
977Bud: "Look at the size of that oven! You could make wool mammoth there!"
978
979Santa: "Nobody came and let's go get something!"
980
981Bud: "You caressed us, why are you a secret?
982
983Santa: "Secret! I do not have a secret! Why do I have a secret with my family?
984
985Jack frost enters
986
987Jack Frost: "Oh, for heaven, you must be a lawyer! I am very happy to see you!
988
989Jack Frost kisses Sylvia's hand and informs Bud when his marriage ends soon.
990
991Jack Frost: "Hello"
992
993Santa: "Oh, Bud, Sylvia, this is ..."
994
995Jack Frost: Jack Frost.
996
997Santa: "No! Jack Frost, not he is playing Jack Frost ... Ippy · It · Canada · Parade!
998
999Jack Frost (giving the Canadians the best impression): "Oh, of course! In order to bring cold support to workers! Is I kinda like a team mascot? Lara!
1000
1001Bud: "Who is your hair?"
1002
1003Jack Frost: "Do you like it? Oh ... I will freeze it."
1004
1005Curtis: "Sir! Can I borrow you at once?"
1006
1007Santa: "Yeah, for sure, wait a moment."
1008
1009The two sorts make wild gestures with each other. They will return to the rest of the family.
1010
1011Santa: "We have problems with small papers.
1012
1013Jack Frost: "You will go soon! I will make sure that everyone is happy like a fool, is that the reason I am here? Cocoasinos, who?
1014
1015INT. TOY factory list area again
1016
1017There are some problems in document preparation. Santa is in the middle of the list and the mountains of the elves and is desperately trying to judge what went wrong. Curtis is also there, further strengthening the idea that being Elf Number 1 is ineligible.
1018
1019Santa: "What do you have, what do you do?"
1020
1021Curtis: "I do not know the teacher, we are still trying to evaluate here!
1022
1023Elfstra: "Someone will let me out of here!"
1024
1025Santa: "There are cascading obstacles on your motherboard!
1026
1027Curtis: "What?"
1028
1029Santa is trying (with pressure to calm down): "You need a solder gun so you need to change the route -
1030
1031Elf Stra: "I can not see! I can not see!"
1032
1033Santa: "You need scissors here! I am out to help electricity!
1034
1035The machine sparks and all the elves are stacked together and purchase one out of stock sound effect with a lower refund than the minimum wage salary that Santa pays.
1036
1037INT. Erotic kitchen scene
1038
1039???? Jack Frost makes cocoa wisely. He walked across the kitchen and eventually met the elf who pushed a cart full of cake barrels.
1040
1041Jack Frost: "Oh, let's do it ..."
1042
1043Jack Frost pushes the cart very much in front of the elf. They fall over and are cheerful.
1044
1045Jack Frost: "Oh! How does such a thing happen?
1046
1047Jack Frost went on to the table where Sylvia sits and expects that the marriage between Bird and Sylvia will recover as before.
1048
1049Jack Frost: "Cocoa Quinos, who?
1050
1051Sylvia: "Oh, yes!
1052
1053Jack Frost: "Oh, I will get this chair for you ... go there, it is not nice."
1054
1055Sylvia? Jack Frost? Dismay: something about something
1056
1057Jack Frost: "Oh, that is my recipe."
1058
1059Sylvia: "Min ... Mint.
1060
1061Jack Frost: "Will not you make me feel fresh?"
1062
1063Sylvia: "Oh, yes!
1064
1065Jack Frost: "Oh, I love your hair."
1066
1067Sylvia: "Oh, I love you!
1068
1069Jack Frost: "Oh, you are so adorable ... You are a sacred little kitten, you!
1070
1071Jack Frost does not know the difference between a cat and a dog.
1072
1073Jack Frost: "You will sing, too"
1074
1075Sylvia: "Oh, nonono ..."
1076
1077Jack Frost: "Oh, now"
1078
1079Sylvia pinches her finger a bit and laughs as if he admits this troublesome romantic advance.
1080
1081Sylvia: "Here, even a little"
1082
1083Jack Frost: "Why ...? Roasted chestnut on open fire ...?"
1084
1085Sylvia: "Are you sandwiching Jack Frost with your nose?"
1086
1087Jack Frost: "Oh, that gives me chills!
1088
1089Sylvia: "Yuletide Carol, singing -"
1090
1091Jack Frost: "No, no, please go back to another line.
1092
1093Sylvia (to nervousness): "? With your nose Jack, Jackie, Frost, Nipping?
1094
1095Jack Frost: "Oh, what a lyrics!
1096
1097Sylvia: "Jack Frost, your nose's nippen ...?"
1098
1099Carol: "What's going on here?"
1100
1101Jack Frost: "Your mother is Fabri!
1102
1103Silvia, like a girl and a girl, is very excited about this, pinching Jacques Frost's nose and getting excited. It is a very troubling scene and I hope to be able to purify it from my memory. Can anyone do it for me? Please?
1104
1105Jack Frost: "... Wild Eye Wikito Bott"
1106
1107Sylvia: "Huh"
1108
1109Jack Frost: "You heard me.
1110
1111As if God's acts, the oven will explode into the fire, making this whole awkward.
1112
1113Bud: "HEADS UP! Warning! We are in a dangerous situation here! Back off! Do not breathe! Do not breathe it!
1114
1115Bud ejects his toothpaste gun in an oven and covers it with a thick, sturdy paint. It will not move.
1116
1117Bud: "What's wrong with you? We were one inch away from the arcade don!
1118
1119Jack Frost: "I will become a mop!"
1120
1121Everyone congratulates Bud for a successful job. For Bud, this is simply Sunday. After all, he is prepared for all things.
1122
1123Bud (hiking pants with pride): "I had to do it ... I had to do it"
1124
1125exes goes into ignorance.
1126
1127Neil: "Everyone Hello! Hey! You are awake!
1128
1129Bad: "Waking up?
1130
1131Carol: "Mom, Dad, this is Scott's ex-wife Laura and her husband Neil and her daughter Lucy, they came here to join us for Christmas, is it okay?
1132
1133Sylvia: "If Scott is close to the former wife, I think it will not be incredibly threatened, I am convinced that it is a wonderful thing."
1134
1135Santa also enters ignorance.
1136
1137Santa: "Hello everyone, what's wrong?"
1138
1139Jack Frost comes back with a cute little mop.
1140
1141Jack Frost: "Oh, nothing! Except that your in-law does not tell you that your wife was having a Christmas with you!
1142
1143Bad: "More secret?"
1144
1145Cocoa Machine Explodes like a movie by Michael Bay. It may not be violent, but I would like to do so. At some point Jacques Frost let it freeze. We did not say that sexual tension is more important.
1146
1147Bud: "I can not do anything with this joint!"
1148
1149Jack Frost: "If you think this is something, you should see the delivery room!
1150
1151Bad: "Is there a problem? I want to see the delivery room!"
1152
1153Sylvia: "What?"
1154
1155Santa looks back on the bud and Bud gives him a glimpse of "going pretty much" to let him know that his shit is over
1156
1157INT. Blow Closed
1158
1159The whole gang is in a cramped delivery room currently undergoing refurbishment.
1160
1161Bad: "Is this a delivery room?"
1162
1163Santa: "This is a delivery room!"
1164
1165Bad: "This is not a delivery room! This is a disaster area! How is the kitchen and oven bigger than the delivery room?
1166
1167Santa: "This is a toy factory-wide hospital!"
1168
1169Bad: "How is that, Shiru? Our grandchildren are born in the closet of a broom of a Canadian toy factory! Lover, you can be honest with us, do not be afraid Is she held here against your will?
1170
1171Carol: "Dad, me -"
1172
1173Elf with bag: "Look a little!"
1174
1175Sylvia: "Do you have a doctor here too?"
1176
1177Santa: "Yes, there is a doctor, here is a doctor."
1178
1179Dr. Hismus exploded in the room, as if he were waiting outside the whole body, I changed my mind.
1180
1181Dr. Hismus: "Hello I am a doctor's hurray! Are you glad to see you?
1182
1183Sylvia: "Is this a doctor?"
1184
1185Santa: "Yes! Very good doctor!"
1186
1187Dr. Hismus begins to stroke Dr. Hismus as if he believes that Dr. Hismus exists as if there is a distrust of Dr. Hismus. I will not. He is not a good doctor. I do not think that I understand the mechanism of human birth. Someone tells this teen elf a way of human beings.
1188
1189Wood elves: "Heavy trees come!"
1190
1191Santa: "What are you doing with the timber here? Why do you have wood here now?
1192
1193Bud: "That's it! I am taking over this project!
1194
1195Sylvia: "No, no, do not make a fool! Let the little Canadian do it!
1196
1197Bud: Someone got me an apron and a hammer!
1198
1199Santa: "Let's get an apron and a hammer!
1200
1201It will take about 1.7 seconds before the light goes off and the bud changes to an apron and a hammer, but it has not been given yet.
1202
1203Sylvia: What happened?
1204
1205Elf (via Intercom): "Toy factory emergency! Urgent!
1206
1207Santa: "I'll be back in two hours.
1208
1209The light flickers, Bud suddenly has an apron and a hammer, but he actually had the second thing the light went out. He must have opened console menus and created them.
1210
1211Bad: "Okay! Let's go to work!"
1212
1213Bat strikes a hammer on a tree, it makes a metal striking sound, he sees a hammer as if it has. Regular hammers did not do this. Who has metal wood? Santa I am calling you here.
1214
1215INT. Toy Factory
1216
1217Rain falling from heaven. Santa and some other elves try to catch the bears, but their efforts are wasted as the ground is packed in them.
1218
1219Santa: "We must make these bears softer! This is a good way to look out!
1220
1221fire. Maybe.
1222
1223Santa: "Where are you?"
1224
1225Flame Elves enter with movement with minimal urgency
1226
1227Santa: "Stand behind a boy, let the experts do it!
1228
1229Fire elf (not urgent): "Please stand low and hit the bottom of the flame.
1230
1231The Fire Elf fires a toothpaste gun at the base of the flame. Fire elves need retraining. Santa launch them now. While you have a chance.
1232
1233Curtis: "Sir! SIR!"
1234
1235Santa: "Curtis, Curtis, stop! My institution is broken, Christmas is tomorrow, all the children of the world teach that I can not get what they are seeking because I failed If you do, please do not do it! We can not make another bad news.
1236
1237Curtis: "Well, it's good news."
1238
1239Santa: "What?"
1240
1241Curtis: "Your pants are by the fire"
1242
1243Quick cut shows that Santa's ass is in the fire.
1244
1245Santa: "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
1246
1247Curtis: "Captain!
1248
1249Captain Elf? : "I am a comet on it!
1250
1251A Captain of the Captain Elf of Flames will blow away toothpaste at the back waiting for Santa. Santa cries out enchantively
1252
1253Jack Frost: "Oh, what can I do?"
1254
1255Santa: "Yeah, why not put a coldness on my bottom for me?
1256
1257Jacques Frost considers it, but just thinking that his mouth is near Santa's back, he dislikes leaving a word.
1258
1259Santa: "Well, how about you going to a nice place and a nice place and helping elves clean it?
1260
1261Jack Frost takes away Curtis and falls into a false emergency. Although he is doing cleaning work. So, perhaps it is fake real urgency. Do you know.
1262
1263Santa: "Grenda, give me a status report!
1264
1265Glenda: "The feet of the iron board burned!
1266
1267Santa: "Oh, would you let me see you?"
1268
1269Elf: "Only wheels remain on wooden tracks!"
1270
1271Santa: "Oh ... I liked the toy.
1272
1273Elf: "The fountain of Pogo is melting!"
1274
1275Santa: "Oh, that was my favorite!"
1276
1277Elf: "The rocket is fragmentary, but the launch motor is intact"
1278
1279Santa: "Is the motor intact? C'mere, I think I have an idea."
1280
1281Does Santa accelerate the time around him and give him the illusion that he is working faster than he actually is in his position? A pleasure to the world? . Elves will be five years old in this process.
1282
1283Santa: "Jet powered scooter board!
1284
1285Elven + Lucy, which has not become outdated yet, praises that he made a toy and succeeded. One toy. One toy. Christmas will be preserved.
1286
1287Jack Frost: "Wow, you were wonderful, are not you wondering something?"
1288
1289Santa: "You do not sweat small things, Jack ... Issues at work, that is a challenge, is it a problem at home? That is a problem.
1290
1291Santa, you just gave your secret weakness to Danbus, you jackfrost. In addition to oblivion to the essentially trusting nature and obvious disturbances you know, weaknesses.
1292
1293Lucy: "Scott's uncle, Uncle Scott, this was the most wonderful thing I saw in the whole world!
1294
1295Santa: "Wait ... were not you worried?"
1296
1297Lucy: "It's not a moment, my uncle Scott, do you know what I missed?
1298
1299Santa: "Well ... No"
1300
1301Lucy: "Your snow glove collection!
1302
1303Jackfrost seems to shiver at the moment of this family's bond and can barely embrace his excitement in the prospect of his plan to ultimately lead to fruition.
1304
1305Santa: "You can see it ... if you could catch me!
1306
1307Santa escapes as if she ran away from prison.
1308
1309Santa: "The last piece is matte ham!
1310
1311INT. Vending machine of vending machine
1312
1313Santa: "Because this is a very secret code, please do not see what I am doing now.
1314
1315Lucy: "Oh, you, Scott's uncle!
1316
1317Santa: "That is ...! Very secret!
1318
1319Santa twists a knob, pushes it back in 1 second and shamelessly drops Red Bull onto the camera, so finish the final exam at Adam Sandler's Product Placement School.
1320
1321Santa: "Oh, look at the appearance! * Laugh *"
1322
1323Lucy: "Hi, Where are you?"
1324
1325Santa: "Well, I said you have a pretty good collection of snow gloves, this is a snow glove hall.
1326
1327Lucy: "This is so beautiful, Uncle Scott.
1328
1329Santa: "It's all Santa Grove of all Santa ever been, and this is it mine."
1330
1331Santa points to the only embarrassing CGI glove in the pedestal's room. It's still pretty cool.
1332
1333Santa: "I'm a bit part of myself, it's getting snowing and watching! ... yeah, there is a nice collection, but it's too bad that I do not have something like you .. .this!
1334
1335Santa draws the snow glove in a small snowman and miniature Lucy. That is not a terrible thing at all. Where did she come from? Where did Santa get Minoirthia? I am worried that he has a miniature of all children he exists.
1336
1337Lucy: "That's me ...!"
1338
1339She hugs a snowman.
1340
1341Lucy: "Embrace the snowman!
1342
1343It turns pink.
1344
1345Lucy: "Oh! It turns pink!
1346
1347Santa: "I told you that your warm embrace is magical!
1348
1349Lucy: "I am grateful to my present, Santa."
1350
1351Santa: "Oh, that's okay. Well look like this! One down, go two points 6 billion.
1352
1353Jack Frost enters the other two to leave and does Jack Frost's work.
1354
1355INT. Santa's office
1356
1357While decorating the Christmas tree, everyone laughed and became a happy family. I definitely will not defile this good mood that is going on here. No. No one can come during this strange example of a happy family.
1358
1359Laura: "While I am here, would you like me to put the tree on?"
1360
1361Carol: "Should I save for Scott? He always puts the top of the tree on top."
1362
1363Laura: "Of course"
1364
1365Silvia does not absolutely see the Garland chimney in the background, but looks over the decoration resembling Santa Claus.
1366
1367Sylvia: "How similar, this is similar ..."
1368
1369Santa: "Hey guys!
1370
1371People say what I think here
1372
1373Santa: "Good news is to have time with you!"
1374
1375Curtis: "Sir! Can I borrow you for a moment?
1376
1377Santa: "Yeah, yeah ...?"
1378
1379Curtis (whispering): "Do you need to check it again and again?"
1380
1381Santa: "... two minutes?"
1382
1383Santa (background): "Well, there was a problem, because the list can not be read! Because everything is upside down, I can not read it.We need to flatten it, it's in my office Yeah! My office!
1384
1385Santa advances to teach elves to not hurt the paper. A terrible, horrifying lot of paper cuts suffer. Some bleeding and die on the spot. That is a mass slaughter. At least we were.
1386
1387Laura: Let's find Neil Lucy and wash her at dinner.
1388
1389Neil is still trying to hold balls of Christmas lights that are involved
1390
1391Laura: "Just here!"
1392
1393Carol is very sad, teaching Santa and his elves to die how to die with papercuts
1394
1395Sylvia: "Oh ... do not worry about honey ... it 's a busy season!
1396
1397Carol: "It is his constant busy time."
1398
1399INT. Toy factory top vending machine Floor nearby
1400
1401Jackfrost escapes from the hole in the snow glove holding Santa's snow glove and will not try to conceal what he was in the snow glove hall stolening Santa's snow glove.
1402
1403Lucy: "That is Snow Glove of Uncle Scott! You should not have it!
1404
1405Jack Frost: "I know, is not it wonderful?
1406
1407Lucy: "That is not quite great! You did horrible things! You will be on a naughty list of your life!
1408
1409Jack Frost: "Oh, there are more fun people on the naughty list!"
1410
1411Lucy: "I will go help."
1412
1413Jack Frost: "I will not do that ~"
1414
1415Lucy: "Mom, Dad! Click here! Quick! Do it!
1416
1417Neil: "Lucy! What is going on?"
1418
1419They enter the vending machine's room. A wonderful job, Lucy. You did it. You killed your parents.
1420
1421Jack Frost: "I told you not to do it"
1422
1423Lucy: "Jack Frost takes Uncle Scott's snow glove and he knows that it is not his one!
1424
1425Jackfrost starts charging his razor. I mean a colonnade, I will start breathing crazy with Lucy's parents. It has a lot of knockbacks and pushes them into the bean closet.
1426
1427Lucy: "Stop it! Stooooop! What did you do?"
1428
1429Jacques Frost ignores Lucy's plea, continues breathing Laura and Neil and continues to turn it into bad sculpture. This is where the movie goes around horror street.
1430
1431Jack Frost: "I froze them.
1432
1433Jack Frost prepares another frozen breath, but will not commit. Perhaps he was old and his lung capacity was suffering.
1434
1435Jack Frost: "Do I have to do the same to you now, or will you stay in that closet? Do not say a word.
1436
1437Unless she did, Lucy is good, as this movie had a rather bad end.
1438
1439INT. Bean closet
1440
1441Jack Frost: "A smart girl ... Oh, are not you smiling? I have asked my parents to freeze their parents! And then I asked you that you are my elf ..."
1442
1443The door of the bean closet slowly closes. As if the movie became dramatic. It does not work, but they have different fears.
1444
1445INT. Santa's office
1446
1447Santa is walking around the room talking with Curtis on his phone. As usual, Curtis does not suffer Santa desperately trying to tie together in front of his family. The bud decorates from the top of the ladder.
1448
1449Santa: "Yes Curtis, of course the bear can be washed with the machine, yes, please put it on the card. I can not stay in two places at once, you have to manage it and something Please do not call me whenever you get wrong! You are now number one, act like it!
1450
1451When the bad ladder starts to slide, Jack Frost notices from under the hall and hurries to rescue his life.
1452
1453Bud: "Hey, I'm down the slope! This is a code, not this building!"
1454
1455Jack Frost: "Hey, why have not you placed the topper on the tree yet?"
1456
1457Carol: "Oh, Scott was a little busy ..."
1458
1459Jack Frost (whispers): "Please tell it to your father, and watch Mr. Claus suddenly exiled run to the right!
1460
1461Carol (acting): "Hey, father? Do you want to help me with a tree topper?
1462
1463Bud: "Yes, in one minute."
1464
1465Santa refused to move from his position, instead of turning over list
1466
1467Jack Frost: "I do not know who he is anymore.
1468
1469Bud: "I do not know who he is anymore.
1470
1471Sylvia: "You know, Neil, Lucy, and Laura are supposed to be here."
1472
1473Carol: "They retreated a while ago, where are they?
1474
1475Jack Frost got off quickly and did not completely destroy the tree two rows ago.
1476
1477Jack Frost: "Ah, some Canadian invited for cocoa, and you know how they know, Yakuyakuyakuyaku, yeah. Scott chan? Tree Topper! Whaddya says?
1478
1479Carol: "Hi Scott Honey? We can make toast!
1480
1481Bird starts rolling downhill again. Sylvia will save his life this time. Because, despite deceitting him, he just can not escape from his death. She is not a total monster.
1482
1483Bad: "Hey! You built this place with a fault line!"
1484
1485Sainly walks with his beloved wife and parents.
1486
1487Santa: "... Millions of Australian children go without a gift, but what can I do for you?"
1488
1489Carol: "Tree Topper"
1490
1491Santa: "Wow, that's right.
1492
1493Santa's shit phone ringtone starts playing, which shows that Curtis can not get anything, is a nasty little fact that needs Santa's permission to do something.
1494
1495Santa: "Wait a moment." Yeah good, bad ... Well, were you? "[Translator note:" Good for good people "means" I do not really care about what you are talking about "is what it means. ]
1496
1497Carole watches Santa. She is probably trying to throw a cider on his face.
1498
1499Santa: "Curtis ... I can not talk right now.Putting a topper on a tree, that is very important, Curtis, Curtis, I can not talk, Curtis, I have to go get on!
1500
1501Santa winces into the pocket and cell phone pocket. I will ring again. Curtis can not truly hint.
1502
1503Santa: "I have not answered that. I'm putting my phone in my pocket! The phone is in my pocket."
1504
1505Santa 's phone enters my pocket. This confirms the fact that he put the cell phone in his pocket
1506
1507Santa: "The phone is in my pocket"
1508
1509Carol: "Good!
1510
1511Santa: "Somewhat ... When I climb this beautiful tree ... we know our ups and downs, but when I put the topper of this tree in a traditional place, I know it I would like to say -
1512
1513The trees collapsed and the trees did not collapse at this exact moment, but everyone except Jack Frost was surprised. The tree's topper is torn, it is very sad. Everyone is very sad. Especially Carol chokes tears in the back while bending to pick up tears scattered on the grass of the tree and her happiness away from the floor.
1514
1515Sylvia: "Oh, honey ..."
1516
1517Santa: "Honey ... I guess I can probably fix it. I know you are upset.
1518
1519Bud: "Oh, have you picked it up?"
1520
1521Santa: "Bud ... What does that mean?"
1522
1523Bud: "Maybe you did not always work that you might know"
1524
1525Santa: "Well, I may not understand the pressure I have!
1526
1527Bud: "Well, probably not as bad as escaping from your family and you can no longer see them!
1528
1529Santa: "Well, I invited you here, Bad! So Carol was able to be surrounded by her family for love and support! I will do something you can not even imagine But it seems that they are trying to make things worse rather than trying to make things better.
1530
1531Bad: "That is it, we will leave.
1532
1533Carol: "What?"
1534
1535Sylvia: "Maybe they should not come"
1536
1537Santa: "You may be right, maybe you should not.
1538
1539Carol: "Maybe I should have come, too?"
1540
1541Santa appears to be ready to say something, but the old jack boys stop.
1542
1543Jack Frost: "Do not say anything to regret, you think we all need to cool down for a moment, why do not you and I go for a walk?
1544
1545Santa: "Jack, I -"
1546
1547Jack Frost: "Now, let's go soon, quickly, quickly ..."
1548
1549They can walk a while rather than walking outside. It will make no sense in a few minutes. Believe us. Or it may make no sense. In any case, please trust us. Carol and the rest are sad around, sitting around.
1550
1551EXT. North Pole, Match Santa's mood anesthetized
1552
1553Santa: "Well, it ended, I thought that there was a second chance of having a family, but I blew it again.
1554
1555Jack Frost: "Hey, no one knows what everyone knows about it.
1556
1557Santa: "But I did not, my in-laws made me angry, Christmas was a disaster, my pregnant wife hoped that she had never met me.
1558
1559Jack Frost: "You know, I intended to wait to give you this until tomorrow, but now I think I need a little pickup."
1560
1561Jack Frost pulls a magical present from the bag he thinks he had.
1562
1563Santa: "I do not like it, Jack"
1564
1565Jack Frost: "Oh, you will feel better."
1566
1567Santa: "I do not like it" -
1568
1569Jack Frost: "Oh, open it"
1570
1571Santa: "I will not - -"
1572
1573Jack Frost: "Oh my, will you open for a while?"
1574
1575Santa: "Breath * Thank you"
1576
1577Jack Frost: "So, there are times when you think ..."
1578
1579Santa (unwrap): "Is something strange?
1580
1581Jack Frost: "If this were a coincidence ..."
1582
1583Santa: "... is it worth it? Beyond you."
1584
1585Jack Frost (having a sad face): "Is it one of these times tonight?
1586
1587Santa: "I think that I should never put that red coat.
1588
1589Jack Frost: "So you never become a Santa?"
1590
1591Santa: "I never think that I will be Santa."
1592
1593Jack Frost (Santa): "What's up?
1594
1595Santa: "Completely ... Oh! Absolutely! I think I never stayed in Santa! Happy ?!"
1596
1597Jack Frost: "I am now!
1598
1599Santa sees the snow glove in his hands in amazing fear as the magical sparks make noise around the two people. Jack Frost grabs Santa and they disappear from sight.
1600
1601EXT. It's almost like space and time
1602
1603Santa and Jack Frost pass through the sky and shout.
1604
1605EXT. Tim Allen's real home in real life, CIRCA's Santa Clausé 1
1606
1607Santa and Jack Frost fall on the snow and arrive directly on the back. Somehow, they will not be killed soon by this. fine. anything.
1608
1609Prime Santa: "Ho ho ho!"
1610
1611Jackfrost throws snow on Scott's face, gets up quickly and runs towards the house. It is fortunate that there was no one else that came to the street that night. To be honest, if there is a witness to Santa's murder case, we are seeing many different trilogies.
1612
1613Jack Frost: "Hey, you!
1614
1615Prime Santa: "Ho, ho, ah!"
1616
1617The original Santa dies at the foot of Jack Frost and falls to the ground. He has a sense of disgust and awe because Santa is melting. When Jackfrost starts towards the newly worn coat, another one is working on Santa.
1618
1619Santa: "I will not let you put that coat!"
1620
1621Jack Frost: "Oh, right? Look at me!
1622
1623Santa: "Do not even think about it, Jack!"
1624
1625Jack Frost gives enough time to Santa, Dumbus, run around the snowman in the garden, pick up the big snow shovel and slack Santa on the face. He falls behind in comedy. Jack Frost picks up the Santa suit and fulfills the blood contract necessary to achieve his dark desires. Or become a new Santa. If you think about it, neither is quite similar.
1626
1627Santa: "You ... hit me on the shovel!"
1628
1629Yes, thanks, Scott. That's just what I said. Anyway, Jack Frost takes T-pose, becomes a new Santa, it is time to rewrite.
1630
1631Jack Frost (obviously dubbing up): "Adios, fat!"
1632
1633Scott Calvin: "Oh no ..."
1634
1635INT. A couple of heart-breaking bedrooms, Christmas Eve ... in 12 years
1636
1637Scott appears in the bathroom of things of some boring business tower places things. He is wearing suits and stuff. He has had little fat. He is more and more Tim Allen. He surely is a business building. Since he has not been in the bath for a long time, placing the position indicator on the top is of little concern, but I will put it there anyway.
1638
1639INT. Some bowling business building
1640
1641Barry Kripke: "Yes, Mississippi's factory wants to know if we will ship 100 thousand or 200 thousand vehicles, they will be shipping Thursday, since they will be Christmas tomorrow will not come out Well,
1642
1643Scott Calvin: "I'm sorry, did you say that you will not ship tomorrow because it's Christmas?"
1644
1645Barry Kripke: "Oh?
1646
1647Scott Calvin: "Is this a Christmas Eve?"
1648
1649Barry Kripke: "Yes, thank you.
1650
1651Scott Calvin: "What are you doing here? Why are we working?
1652
1653Barry Kripke: "We are always working on Christmas Eve"
1654
1655Scott Calvin: "Are we doing?
1656
1657Barry Kripke: "Of course"
1658
1659Scott Calvin: "Somehow ... that is ridiculous! Christmas Eve is when you have time with your family! Where is my family tonight?
1660
1661Barry Kripke: "I do not really know, Mr. Calvin"
1662
1663Scott Calvin: "What do you mean?"
1664
1665Barry Kripke (sad): "Rarely you see them, little you mention them."
1666
1667Scott Calvin: "... Where is the key for my car?
1668
1669*** SMASH CUT ***
1670
1671EXT. The EXES house is a bad version
1672
1673Scott Calvin pulls up with a car that a rich man will probably drive. He sounds the entrance of the house whose former wife lives with the child Charlie in question now. Obviously, she answers and is not happy to see him.
1674
1675Scott Calvin: "Hey.
1676
1677Laura: "What are you doing here?"
1678
1679Scott Calvin: "Well, just what I came to see ... Oh ..."
1680
1681Laura: "See what? Why are you dragging yourself so far?
1682
1683Charlie: "Is it a derrick?"
1684
1685Laura: "No, I will not go out tonight!"
1686
1687Charlie: "I will not do it ... What are you doing here?"
1688
1689Scott Calvin: "I came to see you.
1690
1691Charlie: "Why?"
1692
1693Scott Calvin: "Because we are shy ... we do not see each other much"
1694
1695Charlie: "... what, anything.
1696
1697The car raises the curve and someone calls Charlie.
1698
1699Charlie: "I am out of here"
1700
1701Laura: "Oh, come to Charlie, it's Christmas Eve!"
1702
1703Charlie: "Is it the same as either of us worrying about Mama?
1704
1705Scott: "Charlie! Come back here! Charlie!
1706
1707Laura: "Good night, Scott"
1708
1709Scott: "Wait! Can you help find Carol?"
1710
1711Laura: "... Carole?"
1712
1713Scott: "Carroll Newman"
1714
1715Roller: "... Carole Newman, principal of Charles' school, Carol Newman?
1716
1717Scott: "Yes, where is she?"
1718
1719Laura: "I do not know! She got away, I went out from local children because of my fears, I think I do not know.
1720
1721Scott: "Neil! Neil and Lucy! They will understand. Where are they?
1722
1723Laura: "At the North Pole"
1724
1725Scott: "... at the North Pole?"
1726
1727Laura rides an airplane to pick up an airplane and hand it to Scott
1728
1729Laura: "Yeah, North Pole."
1730
1731It is a flyer of the North Pole Resort. The listed websites are sadly not linked to the actual North Pole resort. I believed and tried it. We were disappointed.
1732
1733Scott: "... Frost"
1734
1735Laura: "What?"
1736
1737Scott: "Frost turned the North Pole into a theme park!"
1738
1739Laura: "Neil has taken Lucy to the North Pole since he and I divorced, do you remember?"
1740
1741Scott: "... divorce?"
1742
1743Laura: "Should you drive?"
1744
1745Scott: "I'm going to do everything correctly, I am trying to make everything OK!
1746
1747Laura: "Yeah, yes."
1748
1749EXT. T - Post Santa plane
1750
1751Awesome.
1752
1753EXT / INT. I broke the future Arctole
1754
1755The music number of the queue. Just believe in us, you do not want to hear that. Although Scott Calvin is a middle-aged man even without a child, he unconsciously opens his way at a ticket kiosk of a children's theme park. What a heck? While pathetic elf slaves are present at them, simple children and their kind parents can hear you complaining nonstop in the background. Scott Calvin saw what capitalism brought to the North Pole, grabbed his tears and eventually struck Lucy and Neil.
1756
1757Lucy: "Let's hurry and Dad, let's go! Now, I want to get on!"
1758
1759Scott: "Lucy! Neil!"
1760
1761Neil: "Scott Calvin ... I want to fall in love with you."
1762
1763Scott (to gesture to Lucy for a hug, I guess?): "Ruth?
1764
1765Lucy (cold): "Mr. Calvin, can we go?
1766
1767Scott is still considered not getting the fact that this is a bad future, and as long as a good future event does not occur, I will ask Neil a question that he will not clearly understand.
1768
1769Scott: "Min, stop it, what's wrong?"
1770
1771Neil: "Scott, I think treatment is like magic, but everyone's may consider it.
1772
1773Scott: "Wait, wait a minute. What happened between you and Laura?
1774
1775Neil: "... Because you never been around you think you really do not know, you should not let you know Scott, you have never been Charlie's father.You will give me everything He did not want to make me his father, there was quite a good thing between me and Laura, would I want to go to Scott?
1776
1777Lucy: "The line is getting longer as I become a father!"
1778
1779The two leave, and Scott quietly sits there and absorbs non-lessons that he will not tell. wait.
1780
1781Anyway, he receives tap of his shoulder from all too familiar - annoying existence. He turns and sees exactly who is expecting you.
1782
1783Curtis: "Sorry, the teacher?
1784
1785Scott Calvin: "Curtis!"
1786
1787Curtis: "Yes, there is ... Can I offer two tickets for the opportunity to make a toy with Santa Elf? And I will throw a memorable pen this year, which is a reinforced voice! Is it cash or a credit card?
1788
1789Penn: "Is it cash or a credit card?"
1790
1791Scott: "That is stupid!
1792
1793Curtis: "If you are not sure yet, I will also pass the path to the Nice List!"
1794
1795Scott: "Nice List?!"
1796
1797Curtis: "Walk with me, will not you?"
1798
1799Scott: "Curtis, I am!
1800
1801INT. NEAR LIST MACHINE
1802
1803Scott: "Oh, for the love of candy 's cane! What did you do here?
1804
1805Curtis: "Well, this is Nice List Kiosk, which ends with reindeer stroking the zoo.
1806
1807Scott: "Do you mean that parents will pay to have their children in a nice list? That is incorrect! I need to undo things ... where is Frost? Curtis, Where is Frost?
1808
1809Curtis: "Security!"
1810
1811Scott: "Please leave now!"
1812
1813Jack Santa: "I will take care of him! I'm glad to see you, Montfleur, have it already been in existence for 12 years?
1814
1815Scott: "Frost ... what did you do?"
1816
1817Jack Santa: "Hey, that is easy Armani man. No, hey?" What did you do in that place?
1818
1819Scott: "What do I do? How can I do to the North Pole? How is Santa's secret?
1820
1821Jack Santa: "Everything is too much work! The pressure is too strong, and nobody thanks you for your efforts! So I ceased delivering this toy's toys And, I brought everyone I can afford to pay here.
1822
1823Scott: "Thank you. How is every cookie and milk?"
1824
1825Jack Santa: "Please, I am clean, who needs magic? Who needs to crawl on the roof or chimney? I got everything I need here."
1826
1827Scott: "Jack, I do not know what the Arctic is like, I know this is wrong!
1828
1829Jack Santa: "Why should you cool down and not enjoy swagging?"
1830
1831Jack Santa hands Scott's memorial pen. Which voice is emphasized? Is it cash or credit card?
1832
1833Scott: "This junk is not Christmas!"
1834
1835Jack Santa: "Hey, you are the one who gave it all"
1836
1837Scott: "Because you tricked me!"
1838
1839Jack Santa: "Did you fool you?"
1840
1841Scott: "I did not know if you had my snow glove!
1842
1843Jack Santa: "It might not be the case, but who said that I wanted that I never became Santa?
1844
1845Scott (planning): "What?"
1846
1847Jack Santa: "I said, Who told me I never would have been santa? Rudolph Rudolph's mama?"
1848
1849Scott: "Frost. Please come back with me. It is your chance now.
1850
1851Jack Santa: "This is your chance to enjoy the show ... Security! Would you like to take my guests to the seat?
1852
1853INT. The best scenes in the movie
1854
1855Elf plays the piano for parents and children's audience of metal chairs better suited at school auditoriums during annual talent wedding reception. Scott vaguely sits, looks at the pen in the coat pocket, Lucy is sitting in front of him. He approaches very cheaply and annoyingly without announcing at all.
1856
1857Scott: "Hey Luce. I know something really great about you.You love snow gloves.
1858
1859Lucy: "Yeah!"
1860
1861Scott: "Well, if that is true, I've taught you something. There is a secret room just above the stairs behind the vending machine.You have not seen it before Such a snowy ball, beautiful snow glove. There is a secret code to enter the room.
1862
1863Lucy: "... What is the code?
1864
1865Scott's pantomime tells Lucy what the code is. Words are not spoken. Only piano.
1866
1867Scott: "You want me to grab the central one and return it here, I need your help."
1868
1869Lucy: "But ... I do not want to go there alone.
1870
1871wait. Why does she need to be convinced here? It is not well understood. anything. Perhaps it is part of a second movie we have not seen.
1872
1873Scott: "Please, Lucy ... This is really important.
1874
1875Lucy: "... All right"
1876
1877Scott: "Well ... I will create a little diversion. I see this boy.
1878
1879little. right. Scott escapes, the insecure elf follows him. Lucy is climbing the stairs without fully noticing the bottom of the piano. Again, not completely noticed.
1880
1881Neil: "Lucy!
1882
1883Neil does nothing to pursue Lucy. I do not know why he is here, I am honest.
1884
1885New songs will be played on the piano. It is here. The moment all of us were waiting.
1886
1887INT. JACK FROST'S FEDORA
1888
1889Yes, it is. That is Jack Santa. And he is wearing Fedora. He will tell it to all the women in the crowd and start dancing happily.
1890
1891Jack Santa: "Start spreading the news ~? On jet or on sleigh? You want to be a part of it ~? Arctic, North Pole?
1892
1893Jack Santa starts to descend. Get off the stairs and crazy. Elves who wore tap shoes led him to hell.
1894
1895Jack Santa: "Are you going to snooze and lose ~ So come here to visit ~? Here, in the center ~ ~ Arctic, Arctic ~ Come to see a snowman ~ Who treats you Where is not received ~? Watching the cold king, HAH! - Increase your fever ~?
1896
1897Jack Santa came to the bottom of the staircase and headed for Gingerbread House. He opens it and exposes more depressed elves packed like clowns.
1898
1899Jack Santa: "Are those summer blues ~ melting? ~ In the Arctic Circle is less than fifty five?
1900
1901INT. Close-up of a bad future
1902
1903Scary Lucy heads to Red Deer's machine. Jack Santa can still hear in the background singing his frozen heart.
1904
1905INT. Back to Fedora
1906
1907Jack Santa: "? Summer blues ~? Melting ~? It is the bottom fifty but in the extreme North ~ If you can make it here ~ All the Christmas cheering in the world ~?
1908
1909The elven piano has a magnificent face. I do not like typing that sentence.
1910
1911Jack Santa: "? Holiday Gold -? Noooorth Paul -? Noooorth Pooooooooooooooooooole?
1912
1913That's it, everyone. The show is over. go back home. In the distance you can hear Tim Allen Muhammad, but paying very much attention or being only mildly crazy people.
1914
1915Jack Santa: "Thank you! Thank you!
1916
1917Suddenly, Scott Calvin shook the rope I guessed and ruptured from the shade. He kicks him off thanks to Jack Santa, who jumps at the gathering of presents. All the children of the fake audience laughed, and probably all the children of the actual audience.
1918
1919Jack Santa: "I'm going to kick that person's coal! ... you!
1920
1921Scott: "You are not Santa Claus! It's a crook! I am Santa Claus!
1922
1923Everyone laughs.
1924
1925Jack Santa: "GUARDS! Guard! Capture him!"
1926
1927Scott: "Please bring it with me!"
1928
1929Scott rips candy candy from big gingerbread house. It is almost certainly not true, and is probably very hollow, but obviously it deals great damage to both guards and Jack Santa. He also makes the sound of velociraptor. with some reason.
1930
1931Jack Santa: "What if you do not mind? Oh!
1932
1933Scott Calvin tries to climb the highest object that you can quickly find like a testosterone refueled monkey. In this case, Gingerbread House.
1934
1935Scott: "If you want me, you will have to come here! And get me!
1936
1937Scott is a heavy shit as he breaks down the gingerbread roof and falls. Jack Santa laughs. The security guards will laugh. They laugh at their children to love meaningless violence.
1938
1939INT. Vian closet room with vending machine
1940
1941 Lucy enters the code and a little happy fireworks are reflected on her eyeball.
1942
1943INT. Sutton's Fedora stage jack
1944
1945Jack Santa: "Let's get this in your head, you are not Santa anymore, you are a person with a smell like a fucking key"
1946
1947Lucy will appear behind the stairs with Jack Santa's snow glove. This gives a perfect one liner the opportunity to let Jack Santa know that his time has arrived.
1948
1949Scott: "Hey ... How about a catch game?"
1950
1951Good job, Scott. Somehow, you could say a foolish thing that is unimaginable for this situation. Good job Jack Santa, you are lying for it. You are stupid idiot.
1952
1953Scott: "Lucy, throw it!"
1954
1955She will. We see it happens like 5 FPS slow motion. Also Neil during this scene ... do not know the reason? He does nothing, but he is here. I guess. Why is he here? Also, Jack Santa catches the snow glove, but it is somewhat important.
1956
1957Jack Santa: "Wow, how are you. Lovely team work! There is only one problem, you never meant to say -
1958
1959Scott Calvin will echo the word by pressing the pen on the recorder.
1960
1961Jack Frost's soul trapped in the pen: "I never thought I'd become a Santa ..."
1962
1963Scott: "Who said it? Rudolph? Rudolph's mama?"
1964
1965Apparently, it has enough smell for the snowman.
1966
1967Jack Santa: "NOOOOOOOOOOO-"
1968
1969Nostalgic start time travel event
1970
1971INT. Space and place past time
1972
1973It is like going through an empty party here. Jack, Scott, and even the coat have a great time.
1974
1975EXT. Scott Calvin's house has passed 12 years
1976
1977Jack Santa: "I need to regain my coat!
1978
1979Scott pierces Jack Santa Frost into the snow, deals 12 hp of damage, and cooks his owner's berry.
1980
1981Scott: "I will not let you put that coat!"
1982
1983Jack Santa: "Oh, right? Look at me!
1984
1985Speaking of Old Scott, or Cold Scott, leaves his house.
1986
1987Scott (in his mind?): "Whoa, are you."
1988
1989Cold Scott kills Santa Prime with cold blood. literally. It's frozen. And there are bears ...
1990
1991Jack Santa: "Let me go! That coat belongs to me!"
1992
1993Scott: "There is no frost, the coat is hiss!"
1994
1995Jack Santa: "Let's do things about me!
1996
1997Scott: "Why are you making such a good Santa! Because all elves love you! Does everyone who has money love you? Listen! It is not something you can take Santa! It is what you choose!
1998
1999Cold Scott: "Well, how do you see it, Nice?"
2000
2001Scott: "It's too late!"
2002
2003Jack Santa: "NOOOOOOO!"
2004
2005It moves away to Scott Calvin · T-Times Stream.
2006
2007EXT. Canada, where are you now, now has 12 years.
2008
2009The duo is reproduced at the present moment. The thing just before Santa issued its foolish words is all but the bright outside. We see Carroll, Bad and Sylvia walking outside the main area.
2010
2011Santa: "Carol! Carol!"
2012
2013Santa is running to meet his wife completely ignoring his next time criminal.
2014
2015Jack Frost: "Well, that did not look like I wanted."
2016
2017Wow wah.
2018
2019Carol: "Oh, Scott! You are there! We are looking for you anywhere!
2020
2021Santa: "Oh, Klaus, I missed you. I missed you so much!
2022
2023Carol: "It's only a few minutes."
2024
2025Santa: "Is it only a few minutes? ... Of course it's only a few minutes! But it only takes a few minutes to see the truth of your life!
2026
2027Carol: "I do not know."
2028
2029Santa: "I think that a man comes out to the world, and I think dream will come true And unexpected happens, you get a red coat and become Santa Claus, it's big and huge, it's huge And, I am a lot of pressure! As you know, take care of all the children in the world, elves and SOS and the Arctic! But he loses something really important to him The woman falls in love with him, giving him a baby, I love to be Santa Claus, I love you.
2030
2031Carol: "I also love you ... are you drinking cocoa?"
2032
2033Santa: "No, I came back!"
2034
2035Carol: "I missed you very much!"
2036
2037The embrace of the two, and it is very warm. Maybe. But our hearts are frozen forever. That's why we certainly will not know.
2038
2039Santa: "Hey, do you know what happened?"
2040
2041Bud: "No"
2042
2043Santa: "We turn our eyes on each other, so it's over, they love each other, as families do around the world at Christmas Eve, looking at each other, that is okay. We do not have to be perfect in order to become a family, we must stay together.
2044
2045Sylvia: "I am very sorry in addition to all this pressure you are holding, and I think we have to apologize, are you honey?
2046
2047Bud: "Na, that's good for him, it's tough! I am in-law!
2048
2049Santa: "Yes, well, as long as I promise to do every Christmas, that's fine for me."
2050
2051Bud: "Well, I must see it, I am a very busy man.
2052
2053Santa: "And so is also the case, and in fact, I would like to show you what I am doing.
2054
2055Carol: "Scott, SOS?"
2056
2057Santa: "SOS is a secret about secrets, secrets are not for families, I am tired of protecting you from their families, so if you take me to my factory ... "
2058
2059INT. Toy factory, last scene with actual content, it is long
2060
2061Because he owns the place, Santa busts as he owns the place. Bud and Sylvia will follow him. Elves are busy working on toys. Christmas is within 24 hours
2062
2063Santa: "Elf! Everyone! Stop work for one minute! I would like to tell every brother-in-law about you."
2064
2065Elf, as possession chorus: "Hello!
2066
2067Bud: "Elves ... They are not Canadians ... They are elves! If they are elves, this is not a toy factory, this is probably Santa's workshop! And this is Santa's workshop If it is, it is ... you! You are a man!
2068
2069Santa: "It's a bit strange, but I am used to it.
2070
2071Bud: "Ooo! Wow! That is, if you are my father's Christmas, I am a Christmas in-law!"
2072
2073Sylvia: "I am Christmas for my mother 's boyfriend!
2074
2075Just then, all the mothers of the audience will know what is coming, so they will protect the eyes of their precious children. Easter bunny jumps in a toy cart and trembles on the floor.
2076
2077Large monster: "Hello Santa! Hibad! Silvia ~ * Wink * Oh, a small pellet behind me? Let's clean them later!
2078
2079Cupid: "Where are Santa! Philips drivers kept?"
2080
2081Santa: "Oh, elf construction. Talking with Aava, it's okay? Cupid! At this altitude, you might want to think of a person with a shortage.
2082
2083Cupid: "I do not mind drafts"
2084
2085Bad: "It was Cupid!
2086
2087Santa: "Yeah, yeah, Cupid.
2088
2089Father's time: "Hello Santa!"
2090
2091Santa: "When I was a father"
2092
2093Bud: "When you are a father, what's next?"
2094
2095Mother Nature: "Well, hello Santa! This is an explosion!
2096
2097Santa: "Mother Nature".
2098
2099Bud: "Mother Nature".
2100
2101Farewell, marriage of Bud and Sylvia. We hardly knew you.
2102
2103Santa: "Mother Nature, what should I do?"
2104
2105Maternity: "Oh, thank you, he is the one who brought us here."
2106
2107Charlie. Returning to America, he just knew that Santa needed his help, so he walked to the North Pole. Sandman and teeth fairy are next to him in the assembly line.
2108
2109Charlie: "Dad! I checked with Curtis and knew that you were late, so I decided to call an expert.
2110
2111Tooth fairy: "Hello Santa!"
2112
2113Sandman (Yawn): "Hello Santa!"
2114
2115As all the legendary people helped and Santa's family drama eventually wrapped it seems everything will eventually go well and Christmas seems saved, but forgetting something important I can not feel that I got it.
2116
2117Lucy: "UNCLE SCOTT !!!"
2118
2119There is it.
2120
2121Santa: "Lucy, Lucy what happened?
2122
2123Curtis: "I understood she was trapped in the closet!
2124
2125Lucy: "You must see what Frost made to my mum and dad!
2126
2127The frozen body of Neil and Laura is moved. It is still terrible enough. Santa knocks Neil's face. Yeah, a frozen solid yet.
2128
2129Santa: "That's fine."
2130
2131At this moment, the door opens and bursts, and two Elifers (Kanon name) carry Jack Frost and walk. The factory will be quiet as some elves horrifyingly speak of Frost's name.
2132
2133Jack Frost: "Oh!
2134
2135Santa approaches Jack Frost. He is really angry.
2136
2137Jack Frost: "Yeah, then?"
2138
2139Santa: "Elfficers, I have him ... Jack ... This is not funny. Please stop my parents now.
2140
2141Jack Frost: "Well, Klaus. I can not unzip without thawing myself, it's never done."
2142
2143Santa: "Mother Nature, please help here, can you unpack him?
2144
2145Mother Nature: "I am sorry for Santa, our power does not work with other legendary figures.
2146
2147What a policeman.
2148
2149Jack Frost: "Is that too bad?"
2150
2151Santa walks and looks at Lucy at a glance. At this moment the bulb will disappear in my head, remembering his own signs planted in front of the light bulb. Remember your line and reward your children. Please remember it.
2152
2153Lucy: "Do you think it will work?"
2154
2155Santa: "The only question is ... are you?"
2156
2157Lucy is walking very slowly at Jack Frost. She really takes her time. Somehow I will fill in the runtime I guess. She is just walking. Yeah, there are no signs to stop. I do not even scintilla doubting her mind that this will work. Even desperate anger by Jack Frost, I can not stop her now. She is charging her power like 15 minutes at this point, and she is going to unleash it all. Second. now. definitely. Do it, do it. Do it, hug you. Jack. frost.
2158
2159Jack Frost: "Okay, is this you reduced everything? Do you send a little girl to save the day? What will you do? Adorablize me pamper me? Submitting me cute will you die? Make WAAAAAAYS change - "
2160
2161Lucy hugged him at this point, suddenly collapsed, causing a thermonuclear reaction deep inside the body. At least, we hope that it happened. The bad is very disturbing by the noise of Jack Frost's lizard.
2162
2163Jack Frost: "Hey ... I feel so strange, I feel smooth inside. Do I smell sunscreen lotion? * Lizard noise * I feel very hot! Miguel! Dos platos de nachos, por favor! What is going on to me?
2164
2165Lucy: "I am warming your heart.
2166
2167Jack Frost: "But I told myself they could not.
2168
2169Lucy: "They did not know about the magic hug"
2170
2171As revealed by his very good face, bud is touched on this. Jacques Frost has completely collapsed at this point, and his location is Mr. Bean.
2172
2173Mr. Bean: "I think that I like it"
2174
2175Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Almost immediately there is a terrible CGI and it shows that Lucy's parents thawed. It looks really bad, please trust us.
2176
2177Neil and Lola: "Brr ..."
2178
2179Lucy: "Mom! Papa! Mama! Dad!
2180
2181Laura: "Lucy! Lovers!"
2182
2183Neil: "Group Hug!"
2184
2185Everyone in the toy factory takes care and shuffles toward Neil. All legendary people take action. Easter Bunny has already devoted her to Mr. Bean, so she regrettably hits Silvia. Bud slowly drops his head to the shoulders of Mother Nature. That's the best.
2186
2187Carol: "Oh, Scott. It's time."
2188
2189Santa: "Na, it took me several hours yet."
2190
2191Carol: "No, Scott, we will deliver the package."
2192
2193Santa: "Oh, like midnight, as usual.
2194
2195Carol: "The time has come to provide Scott. Package"
2196
2197Finally, Santa understands.
2198
2199Santa: "The era of providing Paca Air Age"
2200
2201INT. A perfect same scene from an opened special place
2202
2203This time I will insert repetition of the original opening procedure, but this time I will speed up.
2204
2205INT. Frame device
2206
2207Carol: "And the most magical thing of all? Did I have to deliver it just before Santa delivered it?"
2208
2209Santa: "Are you talking about the story again?"
2210
2211Santa enters with Baby Klaus. The whole class goes to Airwa and their heart melts. It is not literal.
2212
2213Santa: "Please confirm that Santa is changing a diaper"
2214
2215Trish: "So, who chose the name?"
2216
2217Carol: "Well, we named his name after my grandfather.
2218
2219Santa: That 's right. Let's meet Buddy Krauss!
2220
2221Mr. Santa takes his baby 's arms and dances, the baby gets tired of this and turn the camera with the face of "Are you seeing this?" I do not have any of this shit. I am canceling the movie. Fuck You You Santa Claus 3.
2222
2223the end
2224
2225Merciful we appreciate - Flynn
2226
2227Seventeen takes only decades. BLOODY HELL - Pokemon God
2228
2229I need a shower - I do not remember
2230
2231Roll facsimile credit