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1Super B. (GM): rolling 5d10
2(
31
4+
54
6+
77
8+
98
10+
114
12)
13= 24
14Tom Nook: ._.
15That's a squid
16Super B. (GM): I am in fact a squid
17Tom Nook: So much refreshing
18Super B. (GM): https://discord.gg/EJgBn
19Yuka: "PREPARE FOR A BURNING SENSATION!"
20"Oh wait..."
21"I don't do that anymore..."
22"Prepare for a shadowy, slippery, and unexpected sensation!"
23"With fisting!"
24Super B. (GM): moooccoommm
25Ceri: where am i
26nowhere
27why
28why are you cruel
29you're such harsh
30don't bully ceri
31Ceri: >he didn't use my token
32but why
33i said please
34:c
35I said pleaaaaase
36you didn't you clearly didn't!
37Ceri: you didn't!
38you're telling lies to me now
39why
40you didn't!
41it's not!
42http://puu.sh/skSNx/41479c4a2e.png
43Ceri: It's the same picture but it's not the same crop >:(
44IT MATTERS TO ME
45Thank you
46No it's different
47Yes Selynn
48The one you had had her face centred on the chin while mine had the left eye in line with the P
49Ceri: I'M OCD SUE ME
50Zaal: >.>
51<.<
52
53Yuka ties all three of her spyglasses together!
54Zaal: -.-
55Selynn: There
56
57Zaal smashes the spyglasses
58Zaal: We've no need of that witchery
59Indeed
60Ceri: I like the red bar c:
61Zaal: Difffffffferennnnnnnnnt
62Ceri: It looks more HP-y and it covers the top of the token instead of sticking out
63It's just a habit I got into from another game and never got out of
64I put my AC in the green circle
65haha sick burn
66>planet
67>planet
68Ceri: >p l a n e t
69>tiggered
70
71Tom Nook bounces around on his tail
72Ceri: kozerect
73Tom Nook: ^
74Yuka: "Well I'm not exactly small."
75Zaal: .-.
76Lies
77You're a woman, you can't be THAT large. >.>
78
79Yuka is 6ft
80Zaal: Meh
81Ceri: Sorry I got ill
82you can't click on other players
83u nerd
84ur a nerd
85Yuka: "ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau"
86
87Yuka throws a picture of a dragon
88Ceri: I didn't finish reading it yet
89As previously mentioned i got ill
90This story seems mostly accurate
91He rolled really good c:
92I was there~
93Well
94Ceri: He rolled poorly
95but the secret dice
96rolled really good
97Boppler I need my pets
98They need sheets and tokens
99https://puu.sh/skTGj/ba0adfb025.png
100Ceri: https://puu.sh/skTGF/44b882dca0.png
101Zaal: -.-
102Are we running a zoo now?
103Ceri: Yeah I'm playing Bant Zoo
104I DUNNO LET'S CALL THEM SKYE AND FORREST BECAUSE THEY'RE AN OWL AND A WOLF
105Zaal: ._.
106Tom Nook: Run forrest run
107Ceri: look man i dunno what you want from me
108Callum C.: I want all the tea you have
109Ceri: really i expected blooper to judge me for that utter lack of creativity
110instead he didn't
111what is this
112because you judge everyone for everyone
113pfpfpf
114yea
115Callum C.: I thought it was rainy who judged everyone for everyone
116Super B. (GM): https://discord.gg/UYBzs
117Commando: I'm pretty certain rainy is the judgemental one
118blooper merely dissents
119which is not necessarily judgment
120Crom: >discord
121maybe later for me
122do i need a thing for a token
123Commando: also the green bar actually has a heart symbol
124Crom: also hi
125Commando: that's why I consider it HP
126Crom: i have arrived
127Super B. (GM): eehhhh
128yes you need an art
129Ceri: Yeah I know but I like not having a bar way over my head
130Super B. (GM): but I need to be able to talk to you
131Zaal: The bar is good for you
132Super B. (GM): can I project voice on r20 if you can't discord?
133Zaal: Conform or be smitten
134Commando: You might say that Ceri sets too low of a bar for herself
135
136Commando runs away laughing
137Tom Nook: XD
138ba dum tiss
139Commando: noooo
140red barsssss
141aaaaaaaaa
142Crom: https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-vp69RclFgUI/ViQQh6WM5kI/AAAAAAAAcQ8/dFnhXTCiJV0/w966-h1053/cloaked_mage_by_far_east_ghost-d4aro55.jpg
143something like this
144Yuka: "Ah! RED BARS!"
145Crom: and is this not going to be a typey thing
146Yuka: "COMMUNIST INVASION!"
147Crom: because the thing was potentially not voice
148Super B. (GM): I'm the dm
149so it will be primarily voice
150Crom: i am at my grandparents
151Tom Nook: typing is too hard for squiddle
152Super B. (GM): can you not headphones or anything >.>
153Crom: i am watching television with my uncle while on my laptop
154i mean i CAN at some point
155Tom Nook: rip
156Super B. (GM): well
157I will try to keep you updated here I guess
158but I am not really text gming squid
159Callum C.: is it the cool uncle who likes football?
160Crom: i mean i was just at my friends house and we were hanging out and i was trying to roll20 on my tablet while we hung out
161yes, it is!
162Callum C.: tell him I said hi
163Crom: callum where abouts are you are you a london person
164he is curious
165Callum C.: I'm from Newcastle
166Ceri: ..
167Did you rearrange the bars
168Callum C.: in the northeast
169Crom: sudden look of understanding
170Super B. (GM): her crim
171*here
172the story so far!
173Crom: also bloop i am making minor adjustments to sheet (Pasting things and gradually adding guns) and i will make you a pastebin
174"elf hitler"
175Ceri: You know, the giant diamond things that are all over
176(It's a long e, by the way)
177(heeee dron)
178Crom: wait
179is this a sequel to the oneshot
180Commando: heh drone
181kurrito
182Callum C.: k
183Super B. (GM): the one shot was a warm up for this yes
184sort of
185it technically dind't happen but
186you get the idea
187also you have a token now
188Commando: BECAUSE IM SPECIAL
189NEVER
190wait are we starting
191but I am knee deep in gilgamesh fight
192Crom: uhh ac is like, 10+dex+armor mod or something right
193i am not smart
194
195Zaal has plate
196Zaal: Scrubs
197Ceri: Yeah, gunslingers are light
198Callum C.: you're all nerds
199with armour
200Ceri: We started with 4,500 gold I'm sure she has the best light there is
201Crom: oh right
202but im right on that right
20310+dex+armor
204or did i fuck that up
205Commando: leather is 1
206studded leather is 2
207Super B. (GM): thats correct crim
20810+2for studded+dex
209Crom: ac is 16
210Yuka: "Look at you all!"
211"Wearing armour like cowards!"
212Ceri: Yep
213Yuka: "You need to live free like me!"
214Zaal: -.-
215CIA Basalt: "..."
216
217Zaal smashes Yuka with a hammer
218Ceri: Also did I hear Atomic Bansai
219That sounded like Atomic Bansai
220Super B. (GM): You guys have all been assembled by the general for an unexplained reason
221Zaal: >.>
222<.<
223Super B. (GM): you don't reeallly recognize the people around you, but you know they are the better picking of the troops
224on a stone plate near the front you recognize Noyan Dar, the head of the Roil Shapers and Turi, the head of the scouts
225feel free to start a convertion or question anyone here, including other party members
226since you don't really know them yet
227the general has no yet arrived
228*not
229
230CIA Basalt is sitting under a tree, reading a book
231Zaal: >.>
232Super B. (GM): there are no trees :P
233
234CIA Basalt is sitting under a rock, reading a book
235Zaal: Books simply spread heresy...
236Selynn: Okay am back
237
238Zalina is brooding, eyeing all creatures suspiciously
239Selynn: I had a Noyan Dar commander deck for a year everyone knows who Noyan Dar is :B
240LIVING PLANE
241
242Yuka approaches the goblin and hugs it
243Yuka: "YOU!"
244Selynn: Welllll
245Yuka: "You are now my new friend!"
246Selynn: The Roil Shapers specifically are geomancers
247Who try to make Zendikar pissed at things
248Commando: Hey wait I actually pulled that card not too long ago
249waaah
250Zaal: Zendikar is pissed off no matter what
251Goblin: aaaaaa!
252let go of me human!
253Goblin bites yuka
254Zaal: ._.
255Yuka: "Ow!"
256Zaal: GAH!
257Yuka: "So you like to play rough?"
258Zaal: WHY AREN"T YOU PEOPLE IN FORMATION? X_X
259
260Selynn scurries about, sizing up the arrayed troops. Roilmages, elite scouts, even vampires.. This is something big, for sure!
261
262CIA Basalt adjusts the monocle on his eye, the only visible flesh part of him, focusing on the pages completely oblivious to everything else
263Elf: Why would we be?
264We're just waiting around.
265Zaal: ;__;
266Selynn: Haha, a tiny vampire. Almost as tiny as me! "Hello, vampire!"
267Zaal: The symmetry
268Yuka: "Actually..."
269"You're pretty ugly..."
270Merfolk: Why even bother with formation now?
271Gideon's gone, we're in shambles
272
273Zaal exiles the coon and goes back to crazy cultist
274Merfolk: makes a better picture of how we're doing to be scattered about
275Commando: "Hello..." she says as she looks to the side
276Zalina: *
277Selynn: They CONFLAGRATE? they LIGHT ON FIRE?
278
279CIA Basalt would note that such a thing in the military is often referred to as a form of "Standing Easy" and IS actually a kind of formation, but that's none of his business
280Selynn: did you mean confederate
281Goblin: rude!
282let go of me!
283Selynn: That's a heck of a "ROCKS FALL"
284Yuka: "No!"
285Goblin: you humans know nothing of beauty
286Yuka: "After thinking about it!"
287Selynn: confedrate, with a long a, means to join forces
288Commando: clearly means "Constipate"
289Yuka: "I'll love you no matter how ugly you may be!"
290Tom Nook: I mean...
291Selynn: Sorry I'm a little loopy don't mind me too hard
292Zaal: Um...
293Goblin: help!
294Zaal: Is it normal for this sort of interspecies infatuation? .-.
295Selynn: "Tiny vampire, why are you so small, when all the other vampires are big?"
296Yuka: rolling 1d20-1
297(
2983
299)-1
300= 2
301Elf: No, she's just like that
302There's been a bit...and then her
303Goblin hisses at Yuka and retreats
304Yuka: "FINE!"
305"I see you prefer your COOL NEW FRIENDS!"
306Zalina: "I... I don't want to talk about it!"
307Goblin: just leave us alone crazy lady
308Yuka: "Our love would've been one for the ages!"
309Selynn: "That's not very interesting! You should try being more interesting."
310Zaal: Um...
311Goblin mutters something about allying with humans being a terrible idea
312Selynn: Humans abused goblins forever :D
313Zaal: Indeed...
314
315CIA Basalt glares at Yuka via the corner of his eye. Loud. Hrm.
316Zalina: "Maybe I'm short because I'm... I'm just a child! Did you ever think about that!?"
317Zaal: Are we so desperate for men that we allow goblins to fight with us?
318Zalina: "Why is it any of your business!?"
319Zaal: >.>
320<.<
321Human Blademaster: Why are you messing with those dirty cretins?
322Selynn: "I did! I thought about it, but then I thought, well that makes no sense, everyone else here is CLEARLY very strong and children are not very strong so I discarded that silly silly thought."
323Tom Nook: Loli power
324is the best power
325Yuka: "Because I wanted to make friends."
326Selynn: Yes
327
328Yuka :(
329Selynn: And I have a 16 strength
330Human Blademaster: don't make friends with filth
331Selynn: I am very strong
332But I am an outlier and should not be counted
333Small creatures
334Heavy weapons
335Yuka: "Are you filth?"
336Zalina: "Well that's great for you then!"
337Human Blademaster: no
338the goblins are >.>
339
340Zalina crosses arms
341
342Yuka hugs the blademaster
343Yuka: "Then we shall be friends!"
344Human Blademaster rolls his eyes
345Human Blademaster: better than goblins
346Human Blademaster heads back towards the non wretched races with Yuka in tow
347Zaal: x.x
348Yuka: "The important thing is that you didn't scream."
349Zaal: ._.
350Yuka: "Most people scream."
351Zaal: That sounds quite rapey
352Kor : What the hell are you doing to him?
353Selynn: "Wow you're just not very friendly, are you? I see how it is, I'd be intimidated too."
354"Bye then!"
355Yuka: "So do you have a name?"
356Vampire hisses to Zalina
357Vampire: ignorant humans
358calling any of our kind weak
359Zaal: >.>
360
361Yuka starts sniffing the mans head
362
363Zaal turns undead and wrecks them all
364Yuka: "You smell like a steve."
365Human Blademaster: I'm not
366Callum C.: oh also Ceri
367welcome to the world of Yuka
368Human Blademaster: now I don't know why you're still attached to me but could you stop
369Zalina: "They'll learn their place some day."
370Human Blademaster: its really disturbing
371
372Selynn prowls around some more, looking for someone interesting.. Vampires, no, that just now didn't work.. humans, had enough humans for a while.. Goblins smell weird.. Wah! "Hey! Hey, reader! What're you reading!"
373Yuka: "I might."
374Zalina: "But we have bigger enemies to face."
375Yuka: "If you tell me your name."
376Human Blademaster: My name is Carl ._.
377
378CIA Basalt puts away his book, and pulls out a rifle. The odds that anyone here has ever seen one is low: CIA has flat out invented this form of firearm.
379CIA Basalt: He begins polishing it, and one might notice "Ellie" engraved on the butt
380"A story of an engineer. I enjoy reading novels for inspiration in my work."
381
382Yuka releases herself from the man
383Zaal: To a man of the lord, all of you accursed bloodsuckers are weak. Though you do have your uses.
384Yuka: "I'm a girl of my word."
385Selynn: "Ooh, are you a magic-user too, then? That's a real fancy staff. I've got a staff! Do you wanna see?"
386Vampire: "A man of the lord"
387Vampire laughs
388CIA Basalt: "It is not a staff!"
389Vampire: how can you believe in a god
390Yuka: "What about the guy next to you?"
391Vampire: when our world is nothing but dust
392Yuka: "Is he also called Carl?"
393Selynn: "Oh! Sorry! Sceptre, then? Focus classification was never my forte~"
394Zalina: "Hmph."
395Merfolk: I am not also Carl
396CIA Basalt: "Ellie is an entirely engineering marvel, though I do consider the mechanical arts to be a sort of magic."
397Selynn: >a man of the lord
398>is here in the army that is trying to kill the gods :D
399CIA Basalt: "Consider Ellie and things like her to be like a bow. This thing you look upon as a staff, actually fires small projectiles that travel faster than the eye can track...and with force to match the momentum."
400"If that makes sense?"
401"Entirely through mechanical means that I have devised over years of study and experimentation."
402Selynn: well there's also omnath, god of nature
403he was worshipped
404
405Yuka walks around looking at everybody before taking notice of the little vampire girl
406Selynn: The kor and humans called them Talib, Kamsa, and Mangeni, but the same god
407Kor glares after yuka
408Yuka: "You're small."
409Zalina: "And you're observant."
410Zaal: >.>
411Yuka: "Can I hug you?"
412
413Selynn nods, paying AT LEAST half attention. "Okay, okay.. Really really fast arrows without a string, gotcha! How's that work?"
414Zalina: "Wh-What!?"
415"No!"
416Yuka: "Please?"
417"Just one small hug."
418Zalina: "Get away from me!"
419CIA Basalt: "Observe."
420
421Zalina takes a step back
422Zaal: These are trying times indeed but the proof is all around us.
423Turi: Indeed
424Cosi is still with us
425Yuka: "Why do small people never want to be hugged?"
426Turi: we will yet succeed
427Yuka...please stop harassing the poor girl
428her position is stressful as it is
429Zalina: "I'm not poor!"
430"I'm a soldier!"
431Yuka: "But she's so small and cute!"
432Zaal: ._.
433Zalina: "I'm part of a brigade!"
434
435Zalina >:L
436Yuka: "And she's playing hard to get!"
437
438Turi raises her hands in surrender
439
440CIA Basalt flicks his wrist, and a very small pistol pops out of his sleeve. He twirls it on his finger, before firing at a nearby rock with a BANG. A projectile bounces off the rock with a spark, heavily chipping it at almost the simultaneous moment the trigger is pulled
441Turi: I know, I know
442Zalina: "I mean... I was!"
443Turi: Well
444
445CIA Basalt reloads the derringer, and places it back in his sleeve
446Turi: I don't think there are enough of us left to be brigades anymore
447CIA Basalt: "Ellie here does the same thing as that, but quieter and from farther away."
448
449Zalina hangs her head
450Zalina: "Yeah..."
451
452Turi sighs
453Turi: Yuka, I know you're excited but
454you are perhaps the only one
455Yuka: "Can I hug you then?" She asks Turi
456Turi: please try to show some courtesy
457
458Turi shakes her head
459Turi: as long as you promise to stop harassing the others
460Yuka: "Deal!"
461"SUPER HUG!"
462Merfolk turns and glares at CIA
463
464Yuka practically latches herself to Turi
465Merfolk: what the hell did you just do back there?
466Zaal: The crosses we bare to protect others...
467
468Selynn winces at the sound, gripping double handfuls of wolf fur. "That! Is! Very impressive! And very loud! I think I would like the quieter kind better, for sure."
469
470Zaal shakes his head
471Zalina: "I didn't think there'd be any other children left here though..."
472"Who is that?" she points to Selynn
473
474Turi pats the back o Yuka's head and humors her with a sigh
475Selynn: >cosi is still with us
476but
477what
478Turi: She's one of our few remaining non roil mages
479Zaal: @_@
480CIA Basalt: "The sound is a result of explosive combustion in the chamber, which is what launches the projectile at such a high speed!"
481Turi: Her name is Selynn
482CIA Basalt: "Ellie has a barrel made of a dampened alloy, silencing the explosion."
483Yuka: "Do I have to let go of you now?"
484Merfolk: ...
485Yuka: "Or can we stay like this forever?"
486Merfolk: well stop setting off explosions near us, alright?
487Zalina: "Hmmm..."
488Yuka: "GAH! You're so squeezable!"
489Turi: yes, you do have to let go of us eventually
490
491Zalina looks at the girl thoughtfully
492Turi: I believe she is that way by choice, Zalina
493unlike you
494Selynn: "It's very impressive! But does it work on, you know, Them?"
495Zalina: "Oh..."
496Turi: *of me
497CIA Basalt: "Ellie's sister, Lori, has no such thing, opting for a barrel that has a...er....unique touch to it, turning the projectiles into an acidic based round on their way out."
498"Oh! Yes, of course!"
499"I took special precaution to make sure it such."
500Yuka: "But for the moment, I don't have to let go?"
501CIA Basalt: (I AS A PLAYER FORGET WHAT EXACTLY ABOUT THE GUNS ALLOWED THIS)
502Zaal: How are children meant to stand in our ranks?
503Zalina: "Because the Eldrazi don't care how old you are. They kill or enslave you just the same."
504Zaal: Surely there will just piss themselves at the sight of our foe...
505Hrm...
506CIA Basalt: (COUNCIL)
507(COUNCIIIIIIIIIIIL)
508Super B. (GM): (crim the guns fire hedron shards)
509(magical remnants of the great marvels that once bound the eldrazi)
510Selynn: (Guncrafting involves magic, in general. Your shots count as magic weapons, etc)
511Turi: We hardly have a choice
512CIA Basalt: "The projectiles my devices fire...Are crafted from hedron shards."
513Turi: if they can fight
514Selynn: (It's in the class~)
515Turi: they must fight with us
516even children
517Drana watched...more children fall than anyone should have too
518Selynn: "Smart! Smart smart. Hedron weapons, all the rage these days!"
519Zaal: -sigh- I suppose that's true
520CIA Basalt: (ceri magic is only involved after journeymen crafting, its not necessarily every single firearm, according to this pdf anyway)
521Turi: And yes Yuka, you don't have to let go yet I suppose
522Yuka: "YAY!"
523"Victory squeeze!"
524CIA Basalt: (but for CIA this would be the case, especially because of setting regardless)
525Zaal: @_@
526
527Zalina grits her teeth
528Super B. (GM): (crim your firearms are all magic based here)
529(because yeah setting)
530
531Turi winces
532
533Zaal cannot fathom the Yuka
534Turi: Calm down Yuka
535Yuka: "Don't blame me! It's your own fault for being so squeezable!"
536
537Turi starts humming a soft tune
538CIA Basalt: (question, if i dual wield light alloy pistols do i fire 4 times because extra attack or is it 3)
539Yuka: rolling 1d20
540(
54113
542)
543= 13
544Selynn: (you attack with one, TWF with the other, and the extra attack is a third shot from either one)
545(the dual-wield takes your bonus action, though)
546Zalina: "Heh... humans."
547
548Yuka sits on the floor
549Turi: thats better
550Yuka: "I don't feel like hugging anymore."
551
552Turi brushes herself off
553
554Yuka sprawls herself out on the grass
555Turi: all hugged out I suppose
556CIA Basalt: "Yes! I agree!"
557Yuka: "I'll just lie here."
558Selynn: (And why Turi is praising Cosi :B)
559Yuka: "I love you, grass."
560CIA Basalt: "I saw an opportunity to combine feats of engineering which such a thing, and I took it. I'm surprised more did not have similar ideas."
561Selynn: "Well! If it's an explosion, I bet the goblins tried did it, and exploded, and died."
562Zalina: "Damn, but there's a lot of people around..."
563
564Zalina goes to a more isolated location
565CIA Basalt: "A small explosion in a contained environment set off by a mechanism to travel down a straight barrel and travel a distance at incredibly high velocity with pin-point accuracy."
566Zaal: x.x
567Selynn: (But.. the merfolk know that Cosi isn't a real god as of about three or four months after the Rise, and also, worshipping Cosi was always kept secret, the trickster devotees claimed to be devoted to another god because Cosi is a dick, saying "Cosi is with us" is like saying "HITLER SMILES ON US")
568Tom Nook: most of the people died x.x
569Commando: But there are still more than zero people
570
571Yuka looks up at the sky
572Yuka: "Woah!"
573Zaal: .-.
574Yuka: "Is anybody else seeing those flying diamonds?"
575Turi: Yes Yuka
576Zaal: Someone doesn't believe in god!?
577D:<
578Yuka: "Oh good..."
579Turi: there are still hedrons in the sky
580
581Zaal smite!
582Selynn: He believes in Zendikar
583CIA Basalt: "Once I figured out how to engineer my concept...I made as many of these weapons in as many different ways as I could manage. It took months. If I told you how many I have on my person you probably wouldn't believe me."
584Yuka: "Hey, Turi?"
585Selynn: Which is the closest thing to a god most Zendikari believe in, now that three out of four gods were reveaeld as rampaging unstoppable squids and the fourth replied by becoming a rampaging cloud of raw mana
586Yuka: "Has anybody ever told you that you're the best receiver of hugs?"
587Selynn: Except not now, I guess
588Omnath wasn't rampaging! He was calm and stayed put
589Zaal: >.>
590
591Zalina will practice her archery for a while
592Zaal: When we were allowed to perform our rites, our devotion kept him calm
593CIA Basalt: (might i ask where Zalina is firing her arrows as practice)
594Turi: You've told me that, yes Yuka
595Yuka: "Mmmm...I mean it though."
596Turi: Yes, the eldrazi are not ones for rites of devotion
597I'm sure you do
598Zaal: ;__;
599
600Turi turns
601Turi: I think, however
602the general is arriving
603Yuka: "Is he the giant diamond in the sky?"
604Zaal: Finally
605Selynn: "Well.. I hope your bow thing works really well! I'm gonn--" is interrupted by the general
606
607Yuka waves at the sky
608Zaal: @_@
609On your feet soldier!
610
611Zaal yanks Yuka up
612General Tazri: ATTENTION SOLDIERS!
613
614CIA Basalt goes back to gently polishing Ellie, oblivious to the world, but still listening to happenings at the same time
615
616General Tazri shouts at everyone and teh quiet murmur of chatter stops everywhere
617Yuka: "I'm up! I'm up!"
618Zalina: "Eh?"
619
620Selynn stands to attention. On Forrest's back, so she can see. He complains a little, but he's a grumpler, don't mind him.
621
622General Tazri starts speaking, still loud enough for everyone in the small valley to hear
623
624Zalina stops in mid-draw and looks over at Drana
625
626Drana nods to her
627General Tazri: I know there's been a lot of things looking grim, that we lost our chance with Gideon.
628But we will not lose this fight.
629Ulamog is moving, but slowly. The hedron trap seems to have temporarily weakened him, at least.
630Tom Nook: Go hedrons!
631General Tazri: The vast majority of this force, with all the support we can muster, is going to hit him as hard as we can while Kozilek is distracted in Akoum!
632But I don't want to bank everything on us somehow killing that giant.
633A small group of you, explorer's and soldiers, will follow the lead of one of our priests.
634Emeria has spoken for the first time in thousands of years, and she speaks of a way to fight back the Eldrazi.
635It will require an ancient power source and capable hands to retrieve it, but we will create a weapon that can fight the eldrazi.
636
637Selynn hand-signals excitedly, low, where only her pets can see. Explorers! That's us!
638General Tazri: Even if our forces cannot bring that monster down Nahiri's magic will.
639Now, I know all of you want to be on the frontline giving Ulamog everything he deserves for destroying our home and our friends.
640But I need volunteers.
641We must not fail, and I believe the gods can still help us succeed, even in the face of the titans.
642
643General Tazri looks around to the general murmur, waiting for volunteers to show themselves
644
645Zalina looks at the ground
646
647Yuka steps forward
648
649Drana looks towards Zalina pointedly
650Yuka: "I volunteer for the thing!"
651
652Selynn thrusts one arm into the air, disturbing the poor owl who was napping on it. "Me! Me, general! I'm the BEST explorer!"
653Selynn: Vampires don't, but Drana does
654She's a bloodchief, she can talk to her descendants
655Yuka: "Because fighting on the frontline is for nerds!"
656Selynn: Of which, I believe, Zalina is one
657(To Zalina): You will join them, and you will make sure this suceeds.
658
659CIA Basalt mildly stands up, still polishing his rifle. He slings Ellie over his shoulder and walks straight up to the front without any regard for rank and file. He gives a small wave.
660
661Zalina looks at Drana and nods solemnly
662
663Turi groans as Yuka volunteers
664CIA Basalt: "I'm in. I have no interest in frontline work, but if you need someone to skulk and explore somewhere, you'll find nobody better."
665
666General Tazri gives Basalt a short nod.
667
668Zalina steps forward, trying to look brave
669General Tazri: Explorer's is indeed what we need
670Zalina: rolling 1d20 braveness
671(
67218
673)
674= 18
675
676Forrest pads out to join the slowly-forming group with Selynn still on his back, her arms extended to keep her balance
677Commando: woot
678General Tazri: And...sending Yuka off isn't the worst idea
679Yuka: "And also because building giant weapons of destruction sounds pretty ace!"
680CIA Basalt: "I can build giant weapons of destruction. It's literally what I do besides explore."
681
682General Tazri turns to Selynn
683CIA Basalt: "Match made in heaven!"
684General Tazri: I am loathe to lose a mage but...the roilmage's talents are more suited to this battle, I suppose
685
686General Tazri looks to Zalina last
687General Tazri: ...are you sure?
688
689Zalina nods
690
691General Tazri clearly has some hesitation at the child volunteering
692Zalina: "I was an elite scout for my brigade, general."
693"I can do this."
694
695General Tazri looks over to Drana
696Forrest: "I've seen a half-dozen mages my equal today alone, General, but explorers? I'm one of a kind, and you know it!"
697Haha whoops that was Selynn
698Drana: She will not dissapoint.
699
700Zaal steps forward
701(To Zalina): You had better not dissapoint.
702Zaal: I will make sure no harm comes to the children
703
704Zalina gives a single, slow nod
705
706General Tazri nods
707
708CIA Basalt is already thinking up blueprints for a massive scale cannon operating on a very large controlled explosion and a barrel lined with forward magnitism for mass hedron shard acceleration
709Selynn: "Who're you calling a child, son! I'll bet I'm twice your age and some besides!"
710General Tazri: One of Omnath's zealots will do well to protect our explorer's
711Zaal: >.>
712
713General Tazri looks around again
714Turi: I'd love to volunteer, but I have an army to help run here
715But it looks as if you have your squad, general
716
717Turi turns to the troops
718Turi: Alright, everyone else form up! We have concerted attacks to practice!
719General Tazri: You five, come with me.
720
721Drana gives Zalina one last nod of reassurance before joining Turi
722
723Noyan Dar steps forward to intercept as the party starts off
724Noyan Dar: Fireheart
725
726Zalina gives something that almost resembles a grin
727
728Selynn and her pets confer in a brief flurry of motion and Kor. "Yes, of course you're coming too. No, it's not rude! She just doesn't know! Well, who would! You're animals! Tell her yourself, then!"
729Zaal: o.o
730Noyan Dar: show me your holy symbol
731
732Zalina takes a deep breath
733Zalina: "I can do this..."
734
735Turi turns for a moment
736Turi: Zalina, catch
737
738Turi tosses a small object
739Zalina: "Eh?"
740
741Zalina catches it
742Yuka: "This is gonna be so ace!"
743Turi: It'll give you luck. Trust me.
744Yuka: "We're gonna build a large cannon that blows stuff up!"
745Zalina: "A-All right!"
746
747CIA Basalt turns to Yuka excitedly
748
749Zaal pulls on the chain around his neck, pulling a symbol out
750CIA Basalt: "I already have a design in my head!!"
751Selynn: (Just to be clear, bloop: nobody knows the Eldrazi were the gods? If so, how does that affect the Eternal Pilgrims?)
752(So their founding was pushed forward, and they only refer to them by Eldrazi names?)
753(Alright I've gotta strip them from my backstory then)
754(No worries)
755Callum C.: Cat wants food
7562 seconds
757
758Noyan Dar reaches over to the symbol, energy glowing in his hand
759Noyan Dar: a moment later, the symbol glows a dull red, and you can feel the heart of the plane flowing through it
760Super B. (GM): *
761Selynn: Oh could you do me a favour and layer my tokens specifically so that Skye goes on top of Forrest and Selynn goes on top of both? I.e. send Skye to back and then Forrest to back, in that order?
762Noyan Dar: That will allow you to sense the rage of the roil right before it hits
763You will need it without a roilshaper with you
764Zaal: Truly? This will prove helpful indeed. Thank you.
765
766Noyan Dar nods
767Noyan Dar: Good luck, Fireheart
768I fear your quest may be a false hope, but we must try.
769
770Selynn waves silently hello to Noyan Dar
771
772Selynn and goodbye!
773
774Noyan Dar gives her a nod, and retreats back to his perch
775Tom Nook: perch x.x
776He's a bird
777rip
778General Tazri: Alright, you five and your pets come with me
779Zaal: >.>
780General Tazri: The cleric will brief you further
781Zaal: Not only are we running a daycare but a zoo as well
782Selynn: [There, see, she remembered you guys]
783I'm gonna use [] for the kor sign language
784Ceri and her pets
785I gave them Kor instead of Common because hahahahaha why not
786Well, Kor is the second-most widely spoken language on the plane
787And super useful because it's silent.
788Yuka: "PILLOWS!"
789General Tazri: join us
790Zaal: .-.
791
792Mary smiles warmly a the party
793Selynn: "Well, isn't this opulent!"
794
795Yuka dives onto the pillow
796
797Zalina walks up with the rest of the group, maintaining a casual distance
798Selynn: The kor aren't merfolk
799Yeah
800It's sign language because they need to talk from long distances across strong winds
801
802Selynn sprawls out against Forrest.
803Zaal: o.o Pretty colors
804
805Yuka picks up the pillow and decides to hug it instead
806Selynn: "Is this like, the comfy seat version of a last meal? Because this is a suicide mission and we're all definitely gonna die?"
807
808Mary frowns
809Mary: don't talk like that
810
811CIA Basalt plops onto a pillow and draws two pistols, one white with blue accents, one black with red accents. he does quick mag and maintanence checks before putting them away again
812Mary: we will drive these eldrazi out
813Zaal: Indeed. We shall be delivered from this evil
814
815Mary turns to Zalina, her face once again a smile
816Mary: Sit down with us, dear
817we don't bite
818Tom Nook: XD
819CIA Basalt: "The pillows are nice. Are they feather? Mm."
820
821Selynn notices Zalina for the first time. "Aah! The tiny vampire! You came too! Hello again!"
822
823CIA Basalt adjusts his monocle to examine pillow
824
825Zalina frowns
826
827Zalina reluctantly sits on the pillow
828CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+5 investigate pillow
829(
83014
831)+5
832= 19
833Yuka: "Tell me tiny pillow."
834"Of what material are you made from?"
835Selynn: HEDRON DUST
836HEDRON DUST PILLOW
837Zalina: "H-Hello... Selynn, was it?"
838Selynn: Owls, Raptors, and Terns are all canon
839"Aah! You learned my name! How did this happen!"
840Yuka: rolling 1d20+3 tell me your secrets tiny pillow
841(
84220
843)+3
844= 23
845Selynn: "What a dramatic twist of events! Tiny vampire can READ MY MIND! Tell me, what colour am I thinking of!"
846She's very skilled at
847pillow talk
848Zaal: x.x
849Yuka: "Thank you, tiny pillow."
850
851Zaal bops Selynn
852Zaal: Bad jokes
853
854Selynn Minor Illusion: pillow says You're welcome!
855
856Yuka gives the pillow a gentle kiss
857Zalina: "...Turi told me."
858Selynn: Yeah
859A sound OR an image
860Not both at once
861"She told you what colour I'm thinking of? What a clever girl."
862
863Mary stares at Yuka, clearly perplexed
864
865Zalina grumbles
866
867General Tazri just rolls her eyes
868Selynn: What languages!
869Yuka: "However, I apologize tiny pillow of feathers."
870"For I must sit on you now."
871Selynn: Ah nice! We can have SECRET TALKS
872General Tazri: Idiots! Pay attention. This is important.
873Yuka: "because you are soft."
874
875Selynn Minor Illusion: Please be gentle, miss! I-I'm new at this!"
876Selynn: "Oh, let us dead men walking have our fun, General! We're listening!"
877General Tazri: I don't need Yuka doing anything worse to that pillow than she does to the troops
878Zalina: In Kor: [maybe tell that woman to shut up and listen]
879@Selynn
880
881Mary blinks, looking between the two of you in confusion
882Selynn: [You speak the hands! Unexpected from vampire! Good for knowing!]
883Zaal: @_@
884._.
885Zalina: rolling 1d20+3
886(
88712
888)+3
889= 15
890Yuka: rolling 1d20+3
891(
8927
893)+3
894= 10
895Selynn: It's pronounce Sell Yin
89614
897Zaal: rolling 1d20
898(
8992
900)
901= 2
902@_@
903
904Zaal knows nothing
905Selynn: What bluff am I bluffing
906I mean I'm not hiding the fact that I'm casting
907Wiggly casty fingers are hard to disguise
90820
909Oh
910Ahahaha
911Tom Nook: rippp
912Selynn: 19
913
914CIA Basalt o.o
915Selynn: Sell-Yin
916Commando: wwwwwwwwww
917kurrito
918kurrito
919Selynn: Not a surprise, something like half the people on the plane speak Kor
920Yeah
921I'm just saying Selynn's not gonna react to that knowledge
922Mary: Well, now that you're all here
923
924Mary speaks relatively softly and the opposite of forcefully
925Yuka: "Do not worry, tiny pillow.. I've been told being sat on by me is a pretty ace experience."
926
927Yuka is stroking the sides of the pillow
928Mary: I will be guiding you on your exploration mission.
929Our first destination is the enclave, or whats left of it.
930In its vaults lies an artifact we need to accomplish our quest.
931Selynn: (Hey Crim, you're a variant human, aren't you? What languages do you speak)
932
933General Tazri motions to Mary
934General Tazri: She's going with you, so you have to keep her safe, got that?
935She's not the sturdiest
936
937Mary grimaces
938
939Zalina nods in acknowledgement
940Mary: I...I can hold my own
941
942Mary weakly protests
943Mary: Well, regardless
944Zaal: Fear not General. She will be fine
945Selynn: "Take a softie on a trip to a pile of rubble and bring her back alive, huh? General, that was my dayjob for thirty years, I think we may be a little overequipped."
946Tom Nook: Unless plot says so
947Mary: we'll be traveling through the rock woods on the shortest path we can take
948we need to reach the enclave before its entirely wiped out, if we can
949Ulamog's brood has been overrunning the area, so we'll have to be careful and move fast.
950Zaal: >.> Thirty years? What are you on?
951Selynn: "Shush, dear. Save your questions for when the grownups are done talking."
952Tom Nook: Don't be scared. I'll stash him in the apron
953Zaal: -.-
954
955Yuka Yuka is high on life...and unstable magic
956CIA Basalt: "VIP escort. Neat."
957General Tazri: get along, you two
958you're be traveling together for a good while
959Zaal: General, are you sure we need this particular... "soldier"?
960
961Zaal glares daggers at Selynn
962General Tazri: You'll need all the help you can get.
963And she volunteered
964
965General Tazri shrugs
966General Tazri: now then
967Zaal: -sigh-
968General Tazri: the mission's explained, and times a wasting
969
970General Tazri stands
971
972Zaal is already regretting not going to die to ulamog
973CIA Basalt: "If you're going to let petty dislike get in the way of a mission neither of you should be here and should be switched out. Suck up, get move on."
974Yuka: "Question!"
975"Can I bring the pillow with me?"
976General Tazri: no
977leave it here
978
979CIA Basalt doesnt even look up from gun maintenance saying such
980Yuka: "Please?"
981General Tazri: And perhaps listen to Basalt
982get along
983Yuka, no
984
985Selynn Minor Illusion: "I'd die out there, but I'll wait for you forever, miss Yuka!"
986Zaal: Easier said than done
987Yuka: "I know, tiny pillow."
988General Tazri: Nothing is easy right now.
989
990Selynn shrugs. "I don't dislike him!"
991General Tazri: I still expect you to deal with it
992Yuka: "I'd wait forever for me to."
993Zaal: Also, don't you have a pillow in your pack x.x
994Yuka: "But this pillow understands me."
995
996Mary rises
997
998Zaal has thousands of weightless pillows in the adventurer's pack of awesomeness
999Mary: supplies should be over here
1000grab your gear and let's head out
1001Zaal: x.x
1002
1003Mary looks down at Zalina
1004Mary: Are you one..one of the brigade?
1005
1006Mary asks nervously
1007Selynn: (Are "supplies" anything new, or just what we already bought being canonized?)
1008
1009Zalina nods
1010
1011Mary lowers he eyes and whispers
1012Selynn: Bye calom
1013Mary: I'm sorry you have to do this
1014Zalina: "...what's left of it anyway."
1015Selynn: I asked
1016a question
1017
1018Zaal gathers all the things
1019Selynn: A pair for everyone
1020= 2 each?
1021= 2 to share?
1022Dang
10232 each
1024
1025Selynn runs her fingers along the potion vials, tapping them lightly, before eventually deciding on a specific pair. These seem ripest!
1026Selynn: Yesp
1027CIA Basalt: (?)
1028Super B. (GM): gathering supplies, then heading out
1029Selynn: Two healing potions each, and rations for everyone
1030CIA Basalt: (what suuplird)
1031(oh ok\ay)
1032Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
1033(
10344
1035)+6
1036= 10
1037Tom Nook: Tazri's undergarments are strewn about the room
1038
1039Yuka just wants shiny things that look valuable
1040Tom Nook: I could always convince Yuka to do that XD
1041Selynn: For Crim's benefit: Blooper: you guys leave camp and make your way to the Stone Forest, which is basically a place full of tree-shpaed rocks, I dunno why it's that, take that how you will
1042Yuka: rolling 1d20+11
1043(
10444
1045)+11
1046= 15
1047
1048Yuka leaves without the pillow then
1049Selynn: Blooper: So eventually you guys get to this.
1050Blooper: The river is absolutely raging. Mod can feel signs of the roil burning in his holy symbol. It's not erupted, but it's raging
1051Zaal: ._.
1052Selynn: Blooper: You see the occasional eldrazi corpse flow down the river
1053CIA Basalt: (i will be joining discord in like 10 minutes i promise)
1054Selynn: Blooper: The bridge that used to cross is completely destroyed. Also, apparently a tree. We don't talk about that.
1055
1056Zaal takes the tree
1057Zaal: Let's just jump it
1058Problem solved
1059Selynn: The jump rules in 5e aren't rolls
1060It's just your strength score, in feet
1061Yes there are
1062Your long jump is strength SCORE
1063Your high jump is strength MOD
1064+3
1065Selynn: I'd like to try and grappling hook a tree across the river
1066Because we need to get across it
1067Zaal: hrm...
1068
1069Mary has no useful abilities for river crossing
1070Mary: T_T
1071Zaal: Hrrrrrrrrm....
1072Selynn: I have proficiency in climber kits, so
107320
1074Alright cool let's tie this end to a tree on this side
1075Pffff
1076That's not a real thing you can't trick me >:O
1077Climber's kit has a harness
1078Selynn: So
1079Nope it's a swingline
1080aaaaaa
1081Well no I'm gonna send other people across first
1082Zaal: ._.
1083Selynn: If I'm on this end I can reel it back
1084Zaal: That does not look stable
1085Selynn: "Oh, hush, I've been doing this for decades."
1086He's referring to the grappling hook end
1087
1088CIA Basalt shrugs
1089CIA Basalt: "Trying new things is a learning experience."
1090Selynn: If the hook digs in to the rope after looping, it can hold at least the test of the rope
1091Yuka: "Looks good enough!"
1092"Onward!"
1093Selynn: "Alright, who's first!"
1094Yuka: "Me! Me! Me! Pick me!"
1095Selynn: "I pick you!"
1096Yuka: "YAY!"
1097
1098Yuka ^.^
1099Selynn: It's not made for a child
1100She was a ruin walker for years and years
1101Zaal: .-.
1102You're like 8
1103Shush
1104Selynn: "Wow, look at mister "judges by apperances" over here!"
1105Yuka: "ONWARD!"
1106Selynn: Yeah
1107Yuka: rolling 1d20+9
1108(
110916
1110)+9
1111= 25
1112"Hey!"
1113"Don't think I didn't see that!"
1114Selynn: "What happened?"
1115Yuka: "The water tried to touch me!"
1116Selynn: Bards and Rogues
1117"Aah, it's not just a RAGING river, it's a ROILING river!"
1118Zaal: x.x
1119
1120Zalina will spider boots across
1121Selynn: "Can you get up in the tree and tie it higher? Maybe we can get outta reach!"
1122Yuka: "Of course I can!"
1123"Climbing trees is like my fourteenth favourite thing!"
1124Zalina: "Maybe... I should do that."
1125
1126CIA Basalt o.o
1127
1128Zalina spider boots up the tree, securing the rope to the highest point
1129
1130Selynn Mage Hands the rope to the top of this tree too.
1131Yuka: "Woah cool!"
1132"You can walk up trees!"
1133Zalina: "...Yes."
1134Zaal: @_@
1135Selynn: "...WHY DID YOU DO THAT!"
1136Yuka: "Why can't I do that?"
1137Selynn: Yuka got down already
1138Nah I'm good, he deserves it.
1139Yuka: rolling 1d20+3
1140(
114112
1142)+3
1143= 15
1144"What!? Was I not good enough for you!?"
1145Zaal: x.x
1146Zalina: rolling 1d20+8
1147(
114811
1149)+8
1150= 19
1151Yuka: "I didn't realize water was such a whore."
1152
1153Zalina tosses a line of rope
1154Zaal: rolling 2d20
1155(
115618
1157+
115816
1159)
1160= 34
1161Selynn: Or even just k1
1162Or d1, for drop 1
1163I prefer k1
1164Zaal: rolling 1d20+5
1165(
116614
1167)+5
1168= 19
1169._________.
1170I made it angry
1171Selynn: "Okay, well, now that the clown did his trapeze, who's next? Miss Mary?"
1172Zaal: >.>
1173I would've made it if your damned rope hadn't been there
1174Also, guis. The river is extremely angry now x.x
1175Zalina: "Idiot humans..."
1176Selynn: "I'm sure." that you wouldn't've made it and you would've drowned, is what she didn't say
1177"Oh, good, you made it mad."
1178Zaal: >.>
1179
1180Zalina steps back from the river
1181Mary: Everyone get back!
1182Selynn: "Skye! With them!"
1183Zaal: ._. What good is an owl going to do us?
1184Yuka: "Why is the river so angry!?"
1185"I don't recall rivers being so pissy!"
1186Zaal: Fuck that rope
1187rolling 1d20
1188(
11891
1190)
1191= 1
1192x.zx
1193Selynn: Did we lose Basalt again
1194Zalina: rolling 1d20+6
1195(
119612
1197)+6
1198= 18
1199Selynn: 5
1200Zaal: God damn it
1201Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
1202(
120317
1204)+6
1205= 23
1206Selynn: He was here
1207CIA Basalt: why did i disappear
1208Selynn: Crim has a habit of accidentally deleting her tokens
1209CIA Basalt: i didnt even touch though
1210that wasnt me
1211Selynn: Aah sry
1212thought it was because it happens in com too
1213CIA Basalt: i was in the bathroom just now actually
1214Selynn: Make a dex save
1215The river rages
1216and tries to splash up at us
1217Super B. (GM): crim make a reflex save as the river erupts in rage and roil
1218rocks and rope and wood and water flying everywhere
1219CIA Basalt: >reflex
1220
1221Zaal goes flying back into the river
1222CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
1223(
12242
1225)+7
1226= 9
1227Zalina: "Looks like I was more swift than a coursing river..."
1228CIA Basalt: (i start off strong, as always)
1229Zalina: "I have more force than a great typhoon."
1230"And all the strength of a raging fire."
1231Selynn: Forrest: 3
1232Skye: 15
1233Super B. (GM): rolling 4d6
1234(
12354
1236+
12372
1238+
12392
1240+
12416
1242)
1243= 14
1244Zaal: x.x
1245Selynn: >he already killed my familiar
1246no wait
1247they take no damage on a pass
1248Yeah
1249
1250Zaal gets bitchslapped by water
1251Selynn: Wait what damage type
1252Yuka: "No! Bad water!"
1253"You had your chance!"
1254Selynn: Bloop?
1255Damage type?
1256Cool I take 11
1257"LOOK WHAT YOU DID!"
1258Zaal: rolling 1d20
1259(
126012
1261)
1262= 12
1263Selynn: Do you want me to roll init for all my guys or do we all share
1264Yeah
1265Yuka: rolling 1d20+3
1266(
126712
1268)+3
1269= 15
1270Selynn: 6
1271Zalina: rolling 1d20+3
1272(
127319
1274)+3
1275= 22
1276Zaal: initialize
1277Selynn: We were talking about rolling init
1278So I assume she does
1279Zalina: rolling 1d20
1280(
12811
1282)
1283= 1
1284Super B. (GM): crimmmm
1285roll iniative
1286we are being asnacked
1287CIA Basalt: (discord link expired)
1288(sad)
1289Super B. (GM): https://discord.gg/kwzRU
1290Selynn: No
1291It's an invite
1292CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+4
1293(
129420
1295)+4
1296= 24
1297Selynn: My rope! Noooo!
1298Good thing I have FOUR MORE ROPES
1299CIA Basalt: (they are water things)
1300(in d&d is water weak to fire or lightning)
1301(is this pokemon)
1302Selynn: 15
1303(Water is not weak to anything, but-yeah the thing he said)
1304(They're strong vs. acid and non-magic attacks)
1305(Which is not a problem because your guns are magic)
1306CIA Basalt: (okay)
1307Selynn: Oh okay I just assumed because elementals just.. are that
1308CIA Basalt: (so what you're saying is twin pistols, for one is cold damage)
1309Selynn: (Yeah, cold will be smart!)
1310(And fire won't do badly)
1311Tom Nook: the keyboard is strong
1312
1313CIA Basalt pulls out the two pistols from earlier, one white with blue accents and the black one with red accents. Basalt trains his aim on the elemental in the center
1314Tom Nook: inb4 Zaal gets shot
1315CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7 firing Xion (COLD GUN)
1316(
131717
1318)+7
1319= 24
1320rolling 1d10+4 cold damage
1321(
13228
1323)+4
1324= 12
1325rolling 1d20+7 firing Vader (FIRE GUN)
1326(
13273
1328)+7
1329= 10
1330rolling 1d20+7 firing Xion
1331(
133216
1333)+7
1334= 23
1335rolling 1d10+4
1336(
133710
1338)+4
1339= 14
1340Commando: guns are so much better than bows
1341holy shit
1342Selynn: This again
1343Commando: Ceri im kidding
1344Selynn: It's literally one extra damage in exchange for a 15% chance of breaking your weapon :V
1345Commando: not trying to start anything x_x
1346okay ceri
1347Selynn: Ahaha
1348
1349Zalina runs back and takes out her long bow
1350Zaal: .-.
1351
1352Zalina takes aim for the center elemental
1353CIA Basalt: (CIA has 13 guns)
1354Zalina: "Goodbye."
1355rolling 2d20kh1+3
1356(
13576
1358+
13592
1360)+3
1361= 9
1362rolling 2d20kh1+3
1363(
13646
1365+
13662
1367)+3
1368= 9
1369rolling 2d20kh1+3
1370(
13716
1372+
13735
1374)+3
1375= 9
1376CIA Basalt: (coat of holding ftw)
1377
1378Zaal is smacked around
1379Yuka: rolling 1d20+6 Quarterstaff strike!
1380(
138117
1382)+6
1383= 23
1384CIA Basalt: (i dont own real dice. sad.)
1385Selynn: Oh! Maybe I'll get you some for christmas!
1386Yuka: rolling 1d6+3
1387(
13881
1389)+3
1390= 4
1391rolling 1d20+6 bonus action unarmed strike!
1392(
139312
1394)+6
1395= 18
1396rolling 1d6+3
1397(
13984
1399)+3
1400= 7
1401Tom Nook: r20 is absolute garbage
1402but it's easier to type roll whatever insead of rolling real dice
1403Zaal: yes
1404x.x
1405
1406Zaal dies
1407Zaal: Not yet but soon
1408Selynn: Is this the part where someone claims the industry leader in randomness, literally more fair than real dice, is unfair? :B
1409Yuka: "Ha! You think you can match the speed and agility of me!?"
1410Selynn: I know I just don't know Tom yet
1411So I haven't heard it from him
1412Tom Nook: R20 is not at all random
1413ever
1414CIA Basalt: (watch me sharpshoot next turn and crit)
1415(because life isnt fair)
1416
1417Yuka moves in quickly. In the blink of an eye, Yuka strikes the elemental with her quarterstaff and follows it up with a palm strike!
1418CIA Basalt: (i thought you said nymeria for a second)
1419Selynn: No, Emeria
1420CIA Basalt: (YOU CALL NYMERIAS NAME, AND AN ANGRY PALADIN FALLS FROM THE SKY, FLAILING AND SMITING EVERYWHERE WHILE SCREAMING ABOUT JSUTICE)
1421Selynn: R20 is actually one of the most random, not just dice rollers, but digital tools period that exist
1422Photonic fluctuation is more random than atmospheric fluctuation
1423No I'm just
1424taklking to Tom
1425I know perfectly well that gamers are superstitious, "I wanna roll real dice" is just the digital version of "this die is cursed"
1426It's part of the fun
1427CIA Basalt: (I actually disbelieve this to an immense extent to the point that if they publish a statement saying this i think they're liars)
1428
1429Mary clutches her holy symbol, panting and looking kind of scared at having done something in combat
1430Selynn: Nobody wants dice rolls based on one of the most random things in the world? :B
1431"Hey! More capable than most of the sheep I've had to shepherd! Good job, girl!"
1432
1433Mary blushes
1434Mary: t-thanks I think
1435Zaal: rolling 1d20+5
1436(
143716
1438)+5
1439= 21
1440rolling 2d6+2+2d6
1441(
14426
1443+
14443
1445)+2+(
14462
1447+
14481
1449)
1450= 14
1451rolling 1d20+5
1452(
14534
1454)+5
1455= 9
1456x.x
1457
1458Zaal swings and connects then misses wildly
1459Selynn: AC's in the red circle
1460Yuka: "See? Can't even hit me!"
1461Zaal: x.x
1462Not my fault
1463I made the jump roll
1464Dickbag
1465Mary: Don't be so rude
1466Zaal: No one told me I would also have to dodge ropes
1467>.>
1468He's a squid
1469I should grind him beneath my greave
1470Selynn: Ah yeah sorry
1471"Well, I don't want you next to me, that's for sure!"
1472Axe attaxe! 8 vs AC!
1473Wow failure
1474TWF axe attaxe! 25 vs AC!
1475I AM A PRO WIZARD
1476Selynn: handaxes
1477Because defence style is armour
1478TWF is just a backup for "oh shit they're next to me!"
14791
1480"Alright so, in retrospect, using an axe on water? Maybe not my BRIGHTEST idea, but.."
1481Hey
1482Selynn: Hey
1483Wait
1484Not done
1485Forrest can attack, since he's an intelligent steed
1486And Skye can use the help action
1487WOFL BITE
1488Selynn: 20
14897
1490Str save vs. prone
1491DC11
1492Skye will ready an action to Help when someone attacks the Elemental here
1493Done
1494
1495CIA Basalt realizes that his current setup isnt the best to fight the creature directly in front of him, but turns to the one to his left. His eyes gleam as he seems to be focusing a very specific shot on the elemental
1496Selynn: Well yeah, when the DM says "THE RIVER WAKES UP AND FIGHTS YOU", we can't exactly avoid it :P
1497CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+4 Sharpshooter shot with 2 points of aimed shot with Xion
1498(
149919
1500)+4
1501= 23
1502(isnt that just if im shooting at the one thats in melee with me)
1503(then id like to move first and take the op, with this knowledge)
1504(nope!)
1505rolling 1d10+14 cold damage
1506(
15079
1508)+14
1509= 23
1510(woo i get grit back)
1511CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7 firing Vader
1512(
15131
1514)+7
1515= 8
1516(RIP
1517(RIIIIP)
1518Selynn: It means
1519You can't use that gun again until you spend an Action to clear it with tinker tools
1520CIA Basalt: (It is jammed and fucked up)
1521Selynn: It jammed, basically
1522
1523CIA Basalt 's gun jams!
1524Selynn: Fortunately, you still have your extra attack
1525Not as part of your move
1526Just for free
1527
1528CIA Basalt drawing a weapon for me isnt
1529Selynn: Stop thinking we're pathinfinder
1530And Gunslingers can draw infinite guns for free
1531Yes that's pathfinder
1532Zalina
1533CIA Basalt: (CIA has walking armory)
1534Selynn: You get Help from my owl
1535CIA Basalt: (what are you doing)
1536(what)
1537(its still my turn)
1538Selynn: If you attack the north middle
1539She can only put one gun away at a time, but she can DROP both if she needs to draw two new ones
1540CIA Basalt: (and i can draw for free with walking armory)
1541(because coat mechanisms)
1542(and these guns dont weigh me down because my coat is a big bag of holding)
1543(they are in another dimension)
1544Selynn: Well it means she doesn't have that specific gun! All guns are different loadouts
1545
1546CIA Basalt drops vader onto the ground, before firing Xion once more
1547CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
1548(
15495
1550)+7
1551= 12
1552Selynn: About one in.. 8000
1553
1554CIA Basalt and misses
1555Selynn: Also note that that's the fourth shot from Xion and you need to reload
1556Zalina: rolling 2d20kh1+8
1557(
155816
1559+
15603
1561)+8
1562= 24
1563Selynn: No
1564Oh
1565Bonus action
1566Yeah
1567The Extra Attack is either gun
1568Zalina: "Hail of Thorns."
1569(dex save from the two elementals)
1570Selynn: So you have to fire one with dex to damage, one without dex to damage, and either one again with dex to damage
1571Zalina: rolling 1d8+3
1572(
15731
1574)+3
1575= 4
1576rolling 1d10
1577(
157810
1579)
1580= 10
1581Selynn: ..
1582Did you just
1583Kill my owl
1584You had advantage, which means you attacked the one next to my owl
1585It's fine I can make a new one
158612
1587Selynn: Nope it happened it's fine
1588Zaal: rolling 1d20
1589(
15902
1591)
1592= 2
1593Skye: [Vampires! No sense of right and wroooooong!]
1594Zaal: x.x
1595Zalina: rolling 1d20+8
1596(
159714
1598)+8
1599= 22
1600
1601Skye fades into familiarspace to be recreated later
1602Zalina: rolling 1d8+3
1603(
16047
1605)+3
1606= 10
1607Zaal: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!
1608
1609Zaal is bleeding from various thorns x.x
1610Zalina: "Eliminating our enemies."
1611Selynn: I mean it makes perfect sense
1612You read the vampire stories
1613Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
1614(
16157
1616)+6
1617= 13
1618rolling 1d6+3
1619(
16206
1621)+3
1622= 9
1623rolling 1d20+6
1624(
16253
1626)+6
1627= 9
1628rolling 1d20+6
1629(
163020
1631)+6
1632= 26
1633rolling 2d6+3
1634(
16356
1636+
16373
1638)+3
1639= 12
1640"Still slow!"
1641Zaal: ;_____;
1642
1643Zaal has 1 hp
1644Zaal: Someone halp
1645Zalina: "Why are humans so weak?"
1646Mary: aaa, I always have trouble getting healing spells
1647Zaal: YOUR SCRAWNY ASS SHOT ME!!!
1648Mary: but I want to help him
1649
1650Mary sighs
1651
1652Zalina groans
1653Zalina: "I can help him."
1654Mary: T_T
1655Zaal: @_@
1656Selynn: The system skews HP like.. an average of one point higher
1657It's just more FUN
1658Zaal: rolling 1d20+5
1659(
16605
1661)+5
1662= 10
1663rolling 1d20+5
1664(
16654
1666)+5
1667= 9
1668Yuka: "Shame..."
1669"More for me!"
1670"Bring it!"
1671
1672Zaal swings while near death before disapearing
1673Selynn: Excuse
1674:V
1675CIA Basalt: CERI CANT TAKE MY CRIM TITLE AWAY FROM ME
1676Commando: Ceri is now known as crim
1677Selynn: Put axe away, retrieve shield. "Alright, alright, axes don't work, let's just go with the old standby-- MAGIC! MISSILE!"
167814 vs this guy
1679And then
1680WOLF! ATTACK!
168120 vs AC, 8 piercing damage.
1682
1683Selynn ruffles Forrest's ears. "Thatta boy, you get that river!"
1684Forrest: [Don't patronize me.]
1685Selynn: Anyway done
1686
1687Zaal is silently bleeding on the tree rock
1688
1689CIA Basalt drops Xion and pulls his arm back. A wire mechanism launches a rifle partially out of his coat, which he draws and readies into a firing stance in a single swift motion
1690Commando: back
1691
1692CIA Basalt he aims Ellie at the elemental on the right
1693CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
1694(
169510
1696)+7
1697= 17
1698(hit?)
1699rolling 1d12+4
1700(
17012
1702)+4
1703= 6
1704(shit roll)
1705Selynn: I mean yeah, if we had no missing we'd just be going "I hit that it dies" all day
1706Is that fun?
1707CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+4 sharpshooter with aimed shot
1708(
170918
1710)+4
1711= 22
1712Selynn: And we're in the in-between!
1713So yeah!
1714Missing sometimes
1715is
1716part of the fun
1717CIA Basalt: rolling 1d12+14
1718(
17194
1720)+14
1721= 18
1722Selynn: And then the next time, you hit!
1723CIA Basalt: (wait)
1724(oh okay)
1725(yes)
1726Yuka: "So..."
1727"Which one of you bitches wants to dance?"
1728
1729Yuka spins her quarterstaff around
1730Selynn: You can dual-wield them if you take the class devoted to upgrading the guns
1731It is!
1732
1733Zalina turns to Zaal
1734Zalina: "Are you dying? Do you need help?
1735Selynn: Eeh?
1736How is it unlike normal dual-wielding
1737
1738CIA Basalt readies Ellie and slows his breathing, focusing the core of the monster. With the dampened alloy, the shots are silent. Pff. The bolt pulls back, is slapped forward, and again, pff. Methodical, rhythmic, but lightning fast and back to back. The creature falls apart, its center of gravity torn apart by projectiles.
1739Zalina: "I can heal your wounds, if you need it."
1740Selynn: Cannot be used with what? You cut out
1741Aah
1742Zaal: I'll be alright.
1743Zalina: "All right."
1744Zaal: We can worry about the wounds later
1745Zalina: rolling 1d20+8
1746(
17479
1748)+8
1749= 17
1750rolling 1d8+3
1751(
17524
1753)+3
1754= 7
1755rolling 1d20+8
1756(
17576
1758)+8
1759= 14
1760rolling 1d8+3
1761(
17626
1763)+3
1764= 9
1765"There."
1766Yuka: "So it's just me and you!"
1767
1768Yuka charges towards the last elemental, quarterstaff in hand
1769Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
1770(
17712
1772)+6
1773= 8
1774Selynn: No, you have to be hidden
1775Behind a tree or a larger creature or whatever
1776Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
1777(
177818
1779)+6
1780= 24
1781rolling 1d20+6
1782(
17832
1784)+6
1785= 8
1786rolling 1d6+3
1787(
17882
1789)+3
1790= 5
1791"Bring it!"
1792"Shame..."
1793Selynn: Yeah, they're all Abberrations
1794Yuka: "You manage to land a strike."
1795"And I have a backup!"
1796Selynn: Well all eldrazi are really only three creatures
1797No, they're
1798literally
1799three creatures
1800no
1801The eldrazi are fourth dimensional creatures
1802Selynn: Yeah
1803Zaal: Physical embodiment of squid
1804Um...
1805rolling 1d20+5
1806(
180716
1808)+5
1809= 21
1810rolling 1d6+2
1811(
18125
1813)+2
1814= 7
1815Woo
1816rolling 1d02+5
1817(
18181
1819)+5
1820= 6
1821Zaal: .-.
1822rolling 1d20+5
1823(
18246
1825)+5
1826= 11
1827x.x
1828Zalina: "One for two. Congratulations."
1829Zaal: >.>
1830I don't normally throw these things
1831Zalina: "Could be worse, I suppose."
1832Selynn: What is
1833What's what
1834Chill touch
183522 vs. AC. 5 necrotic.
1836Chill touch a spooky ghost hand
1837Because it's a GHOST hand
1838Selynn: Ray of Frost
1839You're thinking of
1840Well Chill Touch isn't a touch either, it's a spooky ghost hand that appears and grabs them
1841Anyway it's because paladins have access to a bonus action healing spell so they took the bonus action lay-on-hands
1842Yeah
1843
1844CIA Basalt still in the same position as before, snaps his aim to the left, pulls the bolt back before slapping it forward, and fires
1845CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
1846(
18473
1848)+7
1849= 10
1850
1851CIA Basalt and misses
1852
1853CIA Basalt aggravatingly focuses his fire on the core of the body of the elemental
1854Selynn: Normally a 1-3
1855Her guns are customized to only jam on a 1
1856It's a class feature
1857Not all of her guns
1858Only three of them
1859She can't put that on more than three
1860CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+3 sharpshooter and aimy thing
1861(
18621
1863)+3
1864= 4
1865Selynn: It's really not nuts
1866CIA Basalt: (AAAAAAAAAAAA)
1867that gun is now broke
1868Selynn: It only takes one action to fix it, tho, remember
1869You can field-clear a jammed gun
1870Zalina: rolling 1d20+8
1871(
187215
1873)+8
1874= 23
1875
1876CIA Basalt does his best not to flip shit when Ellie jams. For he is having fun.
1877Zalina: rolling 1d8+3
1878(
18797
1880)+3
1881= 10
1882rolling 1d20+8
1883(
188419
1885)+8
1886= 27
1887rolling 1d8+3
1888(
18891
1890)+3
1891= 4
1892
1893Zaal flops over x.x
1894Zalina: "Got it."
1895
1896Mary tends to everyone
1897
1898CIA Basalt unjams and reloads Ellie, stuffing her back into his hidden coat dimension
1899Selynn: Okay
1900I need to know
1901All the rules that "nobody" follows
1902
1903CIA Basalt picks up Xion & Vader, unjamming Vader and reloading them both and stuffing them back into his pocket dimensions
1904Selynn: Because this is like the fourth one that you guys don't use that everyone else I know does and I need to know these things
1905Zaal: rolling 1d10
1906(
19079
1908)
1909= 9
1910CIA Basalt: (are we not)
1911Zaal: rolling 1d10
1912(
19132
1914)
1915= 2
1916Selynn: Does that extend to thrown weapons
1917CIA Basalt: (OH OKAY)
1918(TIME TO GET SOME MONEY BACK)
1919Selynn: Alright
1920Zaal: rolling 1d10+1
1921(
19224
1923)+1
1924= 5
1925rolling 1d10+1
1926(
19276
1928)+1
1929= 7
1930CIA Basalt: ((WENT THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE TO WORK OUT 30 PIECES OF AMMUNITION FOR EACH SEPARATE GUN TYPE AND I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO)
1931Zalina: "Anyway... sorry about the thorns."
1932Yuka: "Man, that was fun!"
1933Zaal: rolling 1d10+1
1934(
19352
1936)+1
1937= 3
1938Zalina: "Looks like you made it out though."
1939CIA Basalt: (but moocom)
1940(basalt is emma)
1941Zalina: "I'm not really used to working with a lot of people."
1942CIA Basalt: (pulling guns and ammo out of pocket dimensions)
1943(but they are literal pocket dimensions inside pockets)
1944Commando: zuuu
1945Zaal: x.x
1946Don't let it happen again x.x
1947rolling 1d10+1
1948(
194910
1950)+1
1951= 11
1952Yuka: "Those elementals couldn't hit me!"
1953CIA Basalt: (i'd like to point out that the sawed off scatterguns in this class are considered light by nature, whereas pistols are not)
1954(i can outright dual-wield sawed off shotguns)
1955(AND I WILL DO SO)
1956Super B. (GM): swag
1957Ceri: Ahaha, that's because they're so short-range on such a fragile class
1958But yeah go full reaper!
1959Fighter 2/Gunslinger X would be such a fun thing to try someday
1960CIA Basalt: oh i didnt notice sawed offs had a shorter range
1961Yuka: "Fast as lightning!"
1962CIA Basalt: yeah i was thinking
19632 sawed offs, two normal scatterguns
1964Ceri: It's a huge downside
1965CIA Basalt: 4 pistols, 4 muskets
1966and a derringer
1967moocom
1968Callum C.: Rogue/Monk is the way forward!
1969CIA Basalt: are you using the updated ranger
1970because ranger got buffed and its so GOOD now
1971okay okay
1972it is no longer
1973the worst class
1974in the history of time
1975CIA Basalt: it is now average
1976meanwhile i have a ranger in another campaign
1977and when the buff happened my dm let me remake the sheet
1978and we flavored it ingame
1979as literally the rocky IV training montage
1980running up snowy mountains and everything
1981
1982Tom Nook disappear
1983CIA Basalt: IT IS HAPPENING
1984
1985Tom Nook dives into the bag of bells
1986CIA Basalt: when i said i wanted to do the thing i didnt mean it was going to happen even within the month
1987Zalina: "Selynn."
1988CIA Basalt: its just a thing i want to do at somepoint
1989and the concept exists
1990but im buried in schoolwork AND lazy
1991Zalina: "I... hope you aren't too sore about losing your familiar."
1992"Please understand... I spent a lot of time scouting alone."
1993"I'm not used to fighting in... groups."
1994Ceri: what
1995Oh
1996Selynn: "Oh, you dear sweet thing. You think that was his first time playing casualty? He'll be right as rainbows soon as I can get me a moment to pull him together."
1997CIA Basalt: he seems to bitch a lot
1998is he the kind of guy to play
1999chaotic evil tiefling rogue
2000Ceri: I mean it makes perfect sense for a vampire child
2001CIA Basalt: SHORT RESTING MEANS MORE GRIT
2002Ceri: No I need an hour >:O
2003CIA Basalt: MORE GRIT MEANS MORE SNIPES
2004MORE SNIPES MEANS MORE 20 DAMAGE SHOTS
2005Ceri: I need an hour to get my familiar back
2006You could do like
2007"it takes an hour or a short rest"
2008But eh
2009CIA Basalt: [Snipey Gao]
2010WOODBURY
2011THIS ISNT A DEMOCRACY ANYMORE
2012ITS A RICKTATORSHIPP
2013
2014Yuka sits down, lays her quarterstaff down by her side, and stares down at the ground.
2015CIA Basalt: "I'm CIA."
2016I'm actually really sad that robin isn't here
2017I'm CIA and there is no big guy
2018Zalina: "I'm tiny!"
2019Ceri: Isn't
2020Zaal a big guy
2021CIA Basalt: (also does anybody have like, a javellin)
2022(i could try to fire the javellin out of a gun)
2023(with some engineering bullshit)
2024(like a harpoon)
2025(and nail it into a tree on the other side)
2026(new rope)
2027CIA Basalt: (cross river)
2028Ceri: I mean
2029We could just
2030cross the river with the rope
2031CIA Basalt: (didnt the rope break)
2032Ceri: I have five more ropes
2033Callum C.: Be the roadhog/reaper combo everybody wants!
2034CIA Basalt: (i really want to make like a scattergun that fires literally anything, like roadhogs scrapgun)
2035(for when CIA has absolutely NOTHING ELSE)
2036(he can just drop shit and fire it out of a cannon)
2037(WHO NYOS)
2038(MAYBE I JUST WANT AN EXCUSE TO BUILD NEW AND INTERESTING GUNS)
2039(maybe i can turn yukas staff)
2040CIA Basalt: (into a GUN)
2041(like a pimpcane shotgun from saints row)
2042(as reinhart would say)
2043Ceri: I've got a lantern :D
2044CIA Basalt: (MARVELOUS GERMAN ENGINEERING)
2045Ceri: Precision*
2046Precision german engineering :B
2047CIA Basalt: (I WILL TURN THE LANTERN INTO A GUN)
2048Callum C.: "CATCH-PHRASE!"
2049Ceri: CRUSADER ONLINE!
2050Callum C.: Oh
2051CIA Basalt: people are going to like, long rest
2052and one of the times i will reject the long rest
2053and steal something from someone, turn it into a gun, and put it back in their back
2054bag*
2055and they will never know
2056and yes i do
2057Super B. (GM): wwwww
2058CIA Basalt: and im not even home
2059im on a cot in my grandparents computer closet
2060i will turn the session
2061INTO A GUN
2062Ceri: You thought it was a gun
2063Kono DIO da!
2064Rainycube: hi
2065Super B. (GM): WHAT
2066WHAT
2067WHAT
2068Rainysouffle: hi
2069Nikki: "Hmph."
2070Zalina: "Harumph."
2071Nikki: "I'm a better vampire than you."
2072Zalina: "I don't think so! Zendikar vampires are the strongest!"
2073"Our power comes from-"
2074Nikki: "No."
2075"I mean I am specifically better than you."
2076Zalina: "Oh..."
2077"W-Wait!"
2078"No you're not!"
2079Nikki: "I'm a CR 19 enemy."
2080"What's your excuse?"
2081Zalina: "I'm... I'm..."
2082Tom Nook: o.o
2083Squidlord Delta
2084Super B. (GM): https://discord.gg/BRCjw
2085Tom Nook: x.x
2086Screw discord
2087Zalina: "...Level 6."
2088
2089Nikki spits out coffee
2090
2091Nikki 13 20 30 13 24
2092
2093Nikki 8 9 25
2094
2095Nikki delivers a flurry of unarmed strikes at Zalina, ending the combo with a mighty Vampiric Kick.
2096Zalina: rolling 1d20+2 STR save
2097(
209814
2099)+2
2100= 16
2101
2102Zalina is sent flying
2103Nikki: "Hmph."
2104Zalina: "Grrr... you'll pay for that!"
2105
2106Zalina fires her bow 18 11 24
2107Zalina: rolling 1d8+3
2108(
21097
2110)+3
2111= 10
2112Nikki: "All right, you got your one shot in."
2113"Now I end you."
2114
2115Nikki runs up to Zalina, delivering another combo of unarmed strikes 26 29 28 25 15
2116
2117Nikki 13 12 8 9
2118
2119Zalina is defeated
2120Zalina: But blooper
2121Commando: But blooper
2122Tom Nook: x.x
2123Are you fighting yourself?
2124Commando: Every day is a fight with myself
2125Tom Nook: True
2126Commando: The struggle against madness
2127Tom Nook: Eh, madness isn't such a bad thing
2128Blooper (GM): mod you're supposed to be in the voice part too
2129Tom Nook: x.x
2130I know
2131Zaal: Who are these people you speak of?
2132>.>
2133Yuka: "The joy of convenience!"
2134Zaal: Well, the rope is way over there
2135
2136Zaal pulls out a backpack made of rope.
2137Zaal: it contains rope >.>
2138So much rope
2139
2140Zalina dons rope armor
2141Zaal: o.o
2142Hot
2143Zalina: "Oh wait."
2144
2145Zalina .___.
2146Blooper (GM): [Quote] #101 added by Rainycube 24 weeks 21 hours 30 minutes 48 seconds ago.
2147[Quote] I'm going to put her in so much rope she won't even see the light of day
2148Zalina: "Mary. Get over here so we can proceed."
2149Zaal: Indeed
2150Mary: ..how T_T
2151Zaal: You could jump
2152like I did
2153
2154Zaal totally made it
2155
2156Mary stands nervously at the edge of the river
2157Zalina: "Now that the elementals are taken care of, things should be safe."
2158Zaal: Safe is a... relative term...
2159Yuka: "Be a man and cross already!"
2160Zaal: >.>
2161Mary: I can't jump that far and I'm not a man
2162Zaal: Indeed. It seems I only travel with women and little girls ;__;
2163Yuka: "Not with that attitude!"
2164Zaal: Ummm
2165
2166Zaal tosses her a rope
2167Blooper (GM): https://discord.gg/BRCjw
2168Zaal: rolling 1d20+5
2169(
217016
2171)+5
2172= 21
2173
2174Mary barely manages to catch the rope, fumbling it a bit but hanging on
2175Zaal: Now tie it around yourself and we'll haul you over :3
2176Problem solved
2177Blooper (GM): crim why don't you exist
2178CIA Basalt: (i do?)
2179Callum C.: deep existential shit intensifies
2180Zaal: x.x
2181
2182Zaal kills all the squid
2183CIA Basalt: (https://twitter.com/cool_as_heck/status/801348509483954176)
2184Zaal: Um... Are you two alright? x.x
2185Mary: oh, I'm sorry
2186
2187Mary slowly rises to her feet lookign a bit dazed and offers a hand to Zalina
2188
2189Zalina gets up on her own, taking a step away from Mary
2190Mary: T_T
2191
2192Tom Nook trips Zalina as she steps back
2193Tom Nook: ;__;
2194Yuka: "One down!"
2195Tom Nook: Not nice
2196Yuka: "Now we just need to do that again!"
2197
2198Mary lowers her hand and unties herself instead
2199CIA Basalt: (?)
2200Zalina: "I'll scout ahead."
2201Zaal: So, uh... Would you like a rope to cross with?
2202CIA Basalt: (what am i rollin)
2203Yuka: "Wait up tiny vampire person!"
2204"I'm coming with!"
2205"SPYGLASS!"
2206Zaal: -.-
2207
2208Zaal snatches the spyglass and tosses it into the river
2209CIA Basalt: (what)
2210Yuka: "Wait, you are a tiny vampire right?"
2211"And not a tiny werewolf?"
2212CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+4 get across river
2213(
22146
2215)+4
2216= 10
2217Zalina: "...yes, I am a vampire."
2218CIA Basalt: (i rolled once and my roll dessappeared)
2219Zalina: rolling 1d20+6 perception
2220(
222112
2222)+6
2223= 18
2224Yuka: "Oh good!"
2225CIA Basalt: (that is dex)
2226(whatever would be easiest for me to not use strength)
2227(if its a damn rope id just walk across it like a tightrope
2228(im just that good)
2229Zaal: x.x
2230For fucks sake
2231CIA Basalt: "Oh my."
2232Mary: ah!
2233CIA Basalt: "Terribly sorry!"
2234"But while wer'e here, you come here often?"
2235
2236Zaal helps the pile o' people up
2237Zaal: >.>
2238<.<
2239
2240Yuka wonders about how huggable the Merfolk are
2241Tom Nook: I'm the only Nook, thank you
2242Zalina: "Hmmm..."
2243CIA Basalt: (uhhh)
2244(she was awake)
2245(for a long time)
2246(a looong time)
2247(i might have kept her up)
2248(oops)
2249Ceri: oh are you guys on a different discord
2250Blooper (GM): https://discord.gg/YBw72
2251CIA Basalt: (SHES ALIVE)
2252
2253Zaal removes the basalt from mary
2254Zaal: >.>
2255Ceri: i'm a wizard i'll just mist step across
2256Zaal: Only I'm allowed to be lecherous
2257thank you very much
2258CIA Basalt: "You glance around suspiciously a lot."
2259
2260CIA Basalt adjusts monocle
2261Zaal: x.x
2262You don't have a face
2263
2264Mary stands shakily, putting one hand on zaal's shoulder for support
2265CIA Basalt: "Touche!"
2266
2267Mary is dazed for a moment, then says "all right, we cna go"
2268
2269Zalina heads back to the party and informs them of what she found
2270Zalina: "Looks like there's a lagoon ahead with a couple merfolk guarding it."
2271Zaal: Merfolk ._.
2272Should be friendly, no?
2273
2274Zalina shrugs
2275Ceri: iunno man
2276Yuka: "They look pretty mean."
2277Ceri: did you hand out inspiration or something
2278Yuka: "I bet they all need hugs."
2279"And maybe other services."
2280Zaal: .___.
2281Are these services offered to anyone else?
2282@_@
2283Why meeeee?
2284Yuka: "All my services are available to everybody."
2285Zaal: o.o
2286Yuka: "But only when I want to."
2287Zaal: ;__;
2288Ceri: WHAT information
2289>You didn't
2290provide
2291ah
2292Callum C.: After an hour of scouting
2293Zaal: c.c Are merfolk not our allies in the fight against the squidfolk
2294Callum C.: I've come to the conclusion
2295that we're on a microsoft windows background image
2296CIA Basalt: "Zalina, were they armed with anything?"
2297Selynn: What, you think we have the vampires and not the merfolk?
2298Zalina: "Yes."
2299CIA Basalt: "If they were unranged, we could fire upon them from afar before they know of our presence."
2300"They will be forced to walk into oncoming fire to engage, or to flee!"
2301Yuka: "I'm not exactly equipped for fighting from afar."
2302Selynn: "We could NOT shoot potential allies, is my suggestion here. My professional opinion. My know-how say-so."
2303CIA Basalt: (very)
2304Zalina: "I don't see the need to pick a fight here."
2305Yuka: "I could throw one of these spyglasses at them?"
2306"Yay or nay?"
2307Zalina: "If they really are hostile, let's just go around."
2308Zaal: -.-
2309Zalina: "Or even through."
2310Mary: P-probably not the spyglass
2311Zalina: "I have a spell that can help with that."
2312Zaal: Why would they be hostile @_@
2313
2314Zaal walks towards the merfolk
2315
2316Zalina shrugs
2317Mary: Its weird to see anyone still out here though that didn't follow the call to coralhelm
2318
2319Zalina stays back and hides in the forest
2320Selynn: "Why's that?"
2321Mary: *sea gate
2322Zaal: Hello friends
2323Selynn: Plenty didn't answer the call
2324Heck, plenty didn't know there WAS a call
2325
2326Zaal waves to the merfolk
2327Mary: no, the enclave sent out a call to the merfolk
2328
2329Zalina readies an arrow
2330Zaal: Omnath be with you
2331Mary: most of them should have known
2332
2333Yuka readies a spyglass
2334Mary: its odd to see able bodied fighters that didn't join the army
2335
2336Zalina is hiding in the forest
2337
2338Zalina is also a loli
2339Selynn: (Is this another of Blooper's changes to the lore)
2340(Blooper only Allies are part of the army)
2341(Notice how half the cards weren't Allies)
2342(No, like.. people who weren't Allies decided they would try their own shit, or didn't want to join the army, or just gave up. Like half of Zendikar said "no thanks" or even just didn't know)
2343(They know about the Eldrazi)
2344(Alright good to know I guess)
2345
2346Zalina is a distrusting sociopath and stands back to guard against ambush anyway
2347
2348Yuka just wants to hit something with a spyglass
2349
2350Zaal is still walking up to them all friendly like
2351Merfolk: Who are you!?
2352Zalina: rolling 1d20+6
2353(
23545
2355)+6
2356= 11
2357Merfolk raises his weapon catiously
2358Zaal: I am a holy warrior of Omnath and my group and I are on a quest for the coalition
2359Perhaps you could help us?
2360Merfolk: ...ah, someone from the army
2361we might be able to but...we could use your help too
2362Zaal: Of course, of course. What troubles you?
2363Merfolk approaches, sees the symbol of omnath, and motions to follow
2364Merfolk: our leader will explain better
2365Zaal: Your leader? I didn't know any of your kind was still out here?
2366
2367Zaal follows anyway
2368
2369Yuka uses mage hand to scratch her back
2370Merfolk: Well...we can't leave, thats the problem
2371Zalina: "Hmmm..."
2372
2373Zalina will join
2374
2375Zalina puts away weapons
2376
2377Zaal acts shocked when tiny females appear behind him
2378Zaal: xD
2379
2380Zalina makes a pouty face
2381Yuka: "To the fish people place!"
2382Zaal: You can't leave? .-.
2383Tom Nook: they're busy having sex >.<
2384Will brb
2385Selynn: Yeah I'm coming
2386Tom Nook: >.> shush squid man
2387
2388CIA Basalt reads his book some more
2389
2390Yuka decides to scratch her back with her quarterstaff instead
2391CIA Basalt: (wait what happened)
2392(seems like a terrible call but put me there)
2393(he can read and walk at the same time)
2394(suspiciousness)
2395Yuka: "Ahh...you know when you have that itch that you just can't reach?"
2396"And you jab a stick down your back?"
2397Mishva: Welcome, newcomers
2398Zalina: "...."
2399Mishva: You're agents of Tazri's army, correct?
2400Zaal: Uhm...
2401Selynn: "Eeh, more or less."
2402
2403Zaal forgot the generals name
2404Zaal: @_@
2405Selynn: "Mostly more, a little less."
2406
2407Zalina has an look of moderate discomfort and anxiety about her
2408Mishva: I'm sorry we weren't...able to be there for the battle
2409Selynn: Tazri IS the general's name
2410http://mtg.wtf/cards_hq/ogw/19.png
2411Mishva: Right now we're kind of...trapped here?
2412Can you help us?
2413Selynn: No
2414She's five colours
2415Because you're playing Ally tribal
2416"Sure, sure. Trapped how?"
2417Yuka: "The general is willing to forgive for you for being absent."
2418"But in exchange, he said I could hug you."
2419Selynn: she
2420Zaal: Yes, it does not seem as though there are bars caging you
2421Yuka: "Is that acceptable?"
2422
2423Zalina groans
2424Selynn: I CARE
2425Magic card art has lots of dudes
2426And makes good tokens
2427Yuka: "The price of absence is one hug."
2428Mishva: Our shrine had an ancient artifact in it, a tiny hedron array and...when a giant eldrazi showed up, it destroyed part of the array and disrupted its magic
2429Zaal: Yuka, please x.x
2430Selynn: Kalitas, bloodlord and leader of the traitor legion of vampires, is a dude, that counts as in charge
2431Mishva: ever since its been trapped there and we've been trapped here, but we haven't been able to get beyond the lagoon
2432
2433Zalina growls in a loli-like fashion at them mention of Kalitas' name
2434Zaal: .-.
2435Zalina: *the
2436
2437Zaal says Kalita's three times in a mirror and is startled by a tiny vampire x.x
2438
2439CIA Basalt snickers slightly
2440Ceri: "So bust the thing open, what's the problem?"
2441Selynn: *
2442Zaal: I'm not sure I understand...
2443
2444Yuka uses mage hand to sympathetically pat Mishva on the head
2445Mishva: the eldrazi is...massive
2446it could kill a hundred of us
2447CIA Basalt: "The bigger the prey, the bigger my next weapon be made!"
2448Selynn: "So bring a hundred and one!"
2449
2450CIA Basalt almost seems excited by the prospect
2451Mishva: we need to break the central focus for the hedrons but its inside a cavern past the beast
2452we don't have enough
2453I ask you for help in avoiding it and breaking the core
2454not fighting it
2455
2456Selynn nods sagely. "Poor magineering decisions. They'll bite you every time."
2457Zalina: "If it includes killing eldrazi, I'm in."
2458CIA Basalt: "I'm very discreet, and I'm sure the others are as well."
2459Zaal: >.< Sneaking is... probably not our strong suit
2460
2461Mishva looks over the party
2462Zalina: "I can help with that, Zaal."
2463Mishva: I..I'm not asking you to kill it, but to get around it
2464don't throw yourselves away against it
2465Yuka: "Please!"
2466Selynn: So we distract the thing and they go around the thing
2467Yuka: "Sneaking is my middle name."
2468CIA Basalt: (then dont put the paladin in full plate in the thing)
2469(basalt can do both...some of his guns are as silent as whispers on the winddddd....whooooooooosh)
2470Zaal: So, I assume you have a plan?
2471Selynn: those of you who play pauper will recognize this as the best tron finisher
2472CIA Basalt: (SOME SAY JAX IS STILL FIGHTING TO THIS DAY)
2473(BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO DIE)
2474
2475Yuka died to that FUCKING thing
2476Selynn: (Arcana)
2477They're extraplanar
2478Zalina: rolling 2d20kh1+1
2479(
248010
2481+
248212
2483)+1
2484= 13
2485Selynn: I also took religion
248625
2487Callum C.: Arcana revealed
2488IT'S FUCKING GIANT!
2489Zalina: "I highly recommend against fighting this thing."
2490Yuka: "You don't say?"
2491"Look at that fucking thing."
2492"It could molest us all with a single finger."
2493Zaal: ._.
2494CIA Basalt: "..."
2495Zaal: Speak for yourself
2496
2497CIA Basalt is oddly stiff and silent
2498Zalina: "Any wound we inflict will simply regenerate."
2499Zaal: So how do you propose we... "distract" it
2500CIA Basalt: "I have weapons that stay silent."
2501Selynn: "Well, there's the old standby of 'shoot it in the face'."
2502Zalina: "I propose avoiding any contact at all, unless it becomes necessary."
2503CIA Basalt: "I could potentially pop at it from very afar."
2504"Whilst staying hidden"
2505"At least I'd keep it looking in one particular direction.."
2506Yuka: "It's big. We're small. Let's just sneak past it."
2507Selynn: "I'm not exactly an expert sneaksman."
2508Zalina: "That would seem to be the best option."
2509Selynn: The Eldrazi mostly sense fluctuations in the aether, they don't have "faces"
2510CIA Basalt: "I volunteer."
2511Zaal: Yuka, can you distract it with a loud sound? .-.
2512way over there?
2513CIA Basalt: "Or that."
2514Zaal: Or not... -.-
2515Selynn: You know what has a 120 foot range
2516Magic missile
2517I can be distracting
2518CIA Basalt: "I can pepper it from like...600 feet away."
2519Zaal: Basalt, you're up
2520Selynn: Yeah but I could move out of the way before the spell goes off
2521CIA Basalt: (MUSKETS WITH LONG BARREL YE)
2522Yuka: "I guess we're letting the gun nut shoot at it then?"
2523Selynn: Specifically they see aether, which is both magic and life energy
2524CIA Basalt: (i would)
2525(even though the woods do not seem to exist)
2526Selynn: Remember we're at disadvantage, Paladin
2527Zalina: "All right, let's get in there."
2528
2529Zalina takes out a sprig of spruce
2530Yuka: "hehe! I live for this."
2531
2532CIA Basalt gets as far away as he can get, before laying behind a rock and propping Ellie up. Basalt doesn't normally make shots from so far....but...The target is huge. So, you know.
2533CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
2534(
25351
2536)+7
2537= 8
2538Zaal: XD
2539CIA Basalt: (SUCK MY DICK MOOCOM)
2540
2541Selynn quietly hands Basalt her inspiration
2542CIA Basalt: (IM CURSED)
2543(IM CUUUUUUUURSED)
2544(EVERY FUCKING SESSION)
2545Selynn: No it's not, she's got a second roll
2546I used my advantage
2547CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
2548(
25491
2550)+7
2551= 8
2552(HOLD ON)
2553(WAIT)
2554(IT JAMS BUT)
2555(WE'RE NOT IN TURN ORDER SO)
2556(IT ONLY TAKES ME A SECOND TO UNJAM IT)
2557CIA Basalt: (WAIT)
2558(WAAAAAAAAIT)
2559(SO LIKE, ITS AN 8 RIGHT)
2560(IF I BLOW)
2561(ALL MY GRIT)
2562(NOOOOOOOO)
2563
2564Zalina casts pass withour trace
2565Yuka: rolling 1d20+19
2566(
256719
2568)+19
2569= 38
2570Zalina: rolling 1d20+16
2571(
257212
2573)+16
2574= 28
2575
2576CIA Basalt pulls the trigger and there's a bit of a snap
2577CIA Basalt: "Oh...oh dear."
2578Selynn: 23
2579
2580CIA Basalt spends the next 6 seconds unjamming Ellie
2581Selynn: 2d20kl1
2582Zaal: rolling 2d20kl1+10
2583(
258418
2585+
25868
2587)+10
2588= 18
2589
2590Zaal is super loud but mr squid is awful
2591
2592Yuka moves, as fast and swift as the wind, past the giant monster
2593Zalina: "Great. We made it."
2594Zaal: somehow
2595CIA Basalt: (im so upset)
2596Zalina: "That's why humans can't be relied upon."
2597Yuka: "Man, you guys need to work on your agility!"
2598Selynn: I said I was waiting outside and I even moved away from the group to remind you :V
2599Yeah to stay hidden outside
2600I'M RIGHT NEXT TO A BLINDSENSING MONSTER I NEEDED TO.
2601Zaal: o.o
2602Flashlight on
2603woo
2604
2605Zalina has darkvision
2606Zalina: 90 feet
2607CIA Basalt: (when they get inside i shoot again)
2608Zalina: "I assume you all can see the light."
2609CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
2610(
261117
2612)+7
2613= 24
2614(MUCH FUCKIN BETTER)
2615
2616Zaal pulls a torch and lights it up
2617CIA Basalt: rolling 1d12+4
2618(
26192
2620)+4
2621= 6
2622Blooper (GM): rolling 1d10
2623(
26248
2625)
2626= 8
2627CIA Basalt: ".................................."
2628
2629CIA Basalt is council'd
2630Zalina: "What happened? Did that moron-?"
2631Callum C.: FUS RO DAH!
2632Zalina: "Oh no..."
2633Zaal: -.-
2634CIA Basalt: (IT IS NOW DISTRACTED FOR THE REST OF THIS DEBACLE)
2635(now at least they should be able to get out fine)
2636Yuka: "It feels dark and slightly unfriendly in here."
2637"Kind of like this whore I used to know."
2638
2639Selynn drops a time delayed Magic Missile to attract it's attention away from Basalt and takes off in a different direction.
2640Zalina: "... The ground is moving."
2641Zaal: Is this the thing? .-.
2642CIA Basalt: (but whey)
2643(it missed)
2644Zalina: rolling 1d20+4
2645(
26463
2647)+4
2648= 7
2649CIA Basalt: (now its looking over here, but im fine and alive)
2650Zalina: rolling 1d20+4
2651(
265215
2653)+4
2654= 19
2655Selynn: Fortunately I'm not where I was standing :D
2656
2657Zalina relays her findings
2658Zalina: "The magic of that hedron has been warping this area."
2659"I can see a... myriad of strange effects in the area."
2660"It's hard to describe..."
2661Zaal: Indeed
2662Zalina: "I advise stepping lightly."
2663Yuka: "That looks valuable!"
2664"I'm taking it!"
2665Zalina: "You imbecile! Are you trying to die!?"
2666Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
2667(
266816
2669)+6
2670= 22
2671rolling 1d20+1
2672(
267312
2674)+1
2675= 13
2676"Gah!"
2677"Get loose!"
2678Zaal: .-.
2679Yuka: "I want you!"
2680"You look valuable!"
2681Zaal: Yuka is that necessary?
2682Yuka: "Yes!"
2683
2684Zalina draws her shortswords
2685Yuka: "Have you never heard the phrase "Get bitches, get crystals?"
2686Zalina: "I don't like this..."
2687
2688Zaal tosses yuka a crowbar?
2689
2690Zalina leaps onto a wall and adheres to it
2691Zaal: SPIDERLOLI!
2692Yuka: rolling 1d20+3
2693(
269411
2695)+3
2696= 14
2697Zaal: >.>
2698
2699Zalina hisses
2700Yuka: rolling 1d20+3 Angrily yell at the crystal!
2701(
270219
2703)+3
2704= 22
2705Zaal: You suck.
2706rolling 1d20
2707(
27083
2709)
2710= 3
2711Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
2712(
271312
2714)+6
2715= 18
2716Zaal: x.x
2717
2718Zaal flops over
2719CIA Basalt: (even me, far away from there?)
2720Yuka: "Fuck you then, crystal!"
2721Blooper (GM): rolling 1d10
2722(
27236
2724)
2725= 6
2726Yuka: "Fuck you and your glowing goodness!"
2727"I get my crystal and bitches elsewhere then!"
2728Zalina: "Just destroy it and let's go!"
2729Zaal: Wait was this the thing? .-.
2730Yuka: "It doesn't want to break!"
2731Zaal: x.x
2732Zalina: "Isn't it?"
2733
2734Zaal tosses a rock at it
2735Zaal: rolling 1d20+5
2736(
27375
2738)+5
2739= 10
2740Yuka: "Ow!"
2741
2742Zalina will take a shot at it
2743Zaal: ._.
2744Yuka: "You're aiming sucks!"
2745Zaal: Sorry
2746Your ass is a large target
2747CIA Basalt: (while the not me stuff is happening, im getting a drink)
2748
2749Zalina puts swords away and gets out bow
2750Yuka: rolling 1d20-5
2751(
27523
2753)-5
2754= -2
2755Zalina: rolling 1d20+8
2756(
27576
2758)+8
2759= 14
2760Yuka: "GAH!"
2761"Fuck you, Greg!"
2762Zaal: -.-
2763Nice try
2764
2765Zalina fires an arrow
2766Blooper (GM): rolling 1d4
2767(
27681
2769)
2770= 1
2771Zalina: "What!?"
2772Zaal: uggggggh
2773this thing is resilient
2774Zalina: "Nnnghhh..."
2775Yuka: "Why does this crystal SUCK!?"
2776
2777Zaal stands and goes to smash it with a hammer
2778Zaal: rolling 1d20
2779(
27808
2781)
2782= 8
2783Zalina: "...the plant ate my arrow."
2784Yuka: "The crystal exploded Greg!"
2785Zaal: rolling 1d20+1
2786(
27873
2788)+1
2789= 4
2790x.x
2791
2792Zaal flops over
2793
2794Zaal tries to speak and fails
2795Yuka: "Question!"
2796"Are the plants poisonous?"
2797"Because they look like they'd give a pretty good buzz."
2798Mary: ...probably yuka
2799Zalina: "...they eat arrows."
2800"They'll probably eat people too."
2801
2802Yuka will be the man here!
2803Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
2804(
280514
2806)+6
2807= 20
2808Zalina: "Mary do you have any idea how to destroy that thing?"
2809
2810Yuka drags the paladin away
2811Yuka: "How much do you weigh?"
2812Zalina: "Preferably before Ulamog's minion comes after us?"
2813Mary: I..I don't know
2814Zaal: @_@
2815Mary: it seemed easier to retrieve it than destroy it
2816it deflected your attack somehow
2817Zalina: "Gununununu."
2818Mary: actually
2819Zaal: o.o
2820Awesome
2821Now I can smash this thing
2822rolling 1d20+5
2823(
282411
2825)+5
2826= 16
2827o.o
2828Well then
2829
2830Zaal retrieves his crowbar
2831Zaal: rolling 1d20+4
2832(
28339
2834)+4
2835= 13
2836x.x
2837
2838Zalina tries to help
2839Zaal: rolling 1d20+7
2840(
28418
2842)+7
2843= 15
2844Zalina: "At last."
2845Zaal: ._.
2846Wha?
2847
2848Zaal stuffs the thing in his pack
2849Selynn: Oh
2850Zalina: "I suggest we get moving."
2851Zaal: Come on! That didn't sound good
2852Selynn: Guess my sweet distraction was not actually distracting
2853
2854Zalina runs for the exit
2855Zaal: Um...
2856So... Basalt may be dead
2857Selynn: "I assume he's, you know, moved from his position, at some point."
2858Zalina: "A man like that is doomed anyway."
2859"We should proceed with our mission."
2860Zaal: Probably x.x
2861Uh... return to the merfolk?
2862Selynn: "How loyal."
2863Yeah
2864Yuka: "We return!"
2865
2866Mishva 's face lights up when she sees the crystal
2867Yuka: "So...about that hug?"
2868Mishva: the source!
2869thank you so much
2870Yuka: "No not the sauce. The HUG."
2871CIA Basalt: (back)
2872
2873Mishva will hug yuka
2874Commando: And the third magic!
2875Zaal: So, what's so special about this thing?
2876Commando: As the Einzberns desired!
2877CIA Basalt: "I'm alive!"
2878"For the most part."
2879Mishva: I...don't know
2880Selynn: "You're welcome."
2881Zaal: Aside from it being as annoying as hell to get out of it's hole
2882Mishva: I'm not really familiar with the magic of hedrons
2883Zaal: ._. But...
2884CIA Basalt: (knowledge in what?)
2885Mishva: But the field is down now, we can join your forces
2886CIA Basalt: (i mean probably, i have high intelligence and im proficient with things like tinkerers tools)
2887(so one could assume)
2888Selynn: Um!
2889Ahaha
2890No go ahead
2891Engineering is usually "an intelligence check with tinker tool proficiency applied"
2892CIA Basalt: "If I ground that thing to dust I could totally use it to enhance my hedron-based weapons."
2893"Iiiiiiinteresting...."
2894Zaal: .-.
2895Selynn: "What're you, a goblin?"
2896
2897Zalina turns nose towards the sky
2898Zaal: ^
2899
2900CIA Basalt is completely covered save for his eye
2901CIA Basalt: "What if I was?!"
2902Zaal: Zalina, takke this stone
2903x.x
2904CIA Basalt: "Also, Zalina."
2905Selynn: "I would probably stand further away from you."
2906
2907Zalina opens one eye
2908CIA Basalt: "The same could be done to your arrows, if I'm not mistaken!"
2909Zaal: Well, we would also smell you if you were
2910Zalina: "......."
2911CIA Basalt: "They are hedron based, correct?"
2912Selynn: (My axes are hedron blades for the record)
2913Why's that
2914Yuka: "Who are we smelling? I wasn't paying attention..."
2915
2916Zalina accepts the stone
2917Yuka: "Are we smelling the fish lady?"
2918CIA Basalt: "Dust from the stone you're holding could enhance them to a degree!"
2919Selynn: Axes are thrown weapons
2920Zalina: "...Do you know of a way to grind it down?"
2921Selynn: Say.. Tinker tools, perhaps?
2922:D
2923Zaal: I could grind it with my boot
2924Zalina: "It resisted our attempts to destroy it pretty easily."
2925Yuka: "It was just being stubborn."
2926Zalina: rolling 1d20+4
2927(
292810
2929)+4
2930= 14
2931Selynn: 22
2932Yuka: rolling 1d20+2
2933(
293416
2935)+2
2936= 18
2937Selynn: I'M A WIZARD I KNOW HOW ARCANES WORK
2938Zaal: rolling 1d20
2939(
294019
2941)
2942= 19
2943o.o
2944
2945Zaal knows all
2946Selynn: grind slowly and carefully
2947yeah
2948Zalina: "Back to the slow grind, eh?"
2949"All right."
2950"I'll see if I can produce some dust from this."
2951
2952Mishva tries to escape yuka's hug
2953
2954Zalina grinds it down into three equal piles
2955Yuka: "No!"
2956Mishva: You guys can rest here if you want
2957Yuka: "You're mine now!"
2958Merfolk pokes yuka with a spear
2959Merfolk: let go of her
2960Yuka: "Ow!"
2961Zaal: XD
2962Yuka: "Fine!"
2963Mary: S-sorry about her
2964
2965Yuka sits on the floor and hugs herself
2966
2967Mary pats Yuka's head
2968
2969Yuka takes out the last remaining spyglass
2970Yuka: "I am sorry about your twin, Vince."
2971
2972Yuka hugs the spyglass
2973Yuka: "It's just me and you now."
2974Zalina: Zzzzzzzzzalina
2975
2976Zaal grinds up the spyglass
2977CIA Basalt: (a nat 1)
2978Selynn: Your guns count as nat 1 against eldrazi targets
2979Commando: rolling 1d20
2980(
298117
2982)
2983= 17
2984CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20
2985(
29865
2987)
2988= 5
2989(HA)
2990Zaal: o.o
2991
2992Yuka spends the whole rest picking her nose and ears
2993
2994Zaal has Mary and as such is not left out
2995Tom Nook: XD
2996Yuka: "Proper nasal hygiene is not shenanigans!"
2997
2998Zalina leads the way, guiding the party with ranger shenanigans
2999
3000Zalina 20 stealth 25 perception
3001Zalina: "...I see something. A monster."
3002"Near the enclave entrance."
3003Zaal: Sounds monstrous
3004Zalina: "It looks like a 'this'."
3005Yuka: "Does it look friendly?"
3006Zaal: Essentially
3007Zalina: "No."
3008Yuka: "Shame."
3009Zaal: What IS friendly on this plane?
3010Does it look killable?
3011Yuka: "Awww...he looks kinda cute."
3012Zalina: rolling 1d20+4
3013(
30148
3015)+4
3016= 12
3017CIA Basalt: "Yuka is friendly."
3018"Perhaps a little too friendly but"
3019Yuka: "I'm much more than friendly."
3020Zalina: rolling 1d20+4
3021(
302218
3023)+4
3024= 22
3025CIA Basalt: "That's just to make up for all the things that aren't!"
3026Selynn: "Best to make your own friends."
3027quietly pats wolf friend
3028Zalina: "It's a blightherder."
3029"It's one of the spawners of the eldrazi."
3030"SO if we don't kill it quick, we're in for a long fight."
3031Selynn: "_Every_ eldrazi is a spawner of the eldrazi."
3032Commando: pls
3033I don't know these things
3034Selynn: Yep
3035I know
3036Zaal: So should we nom it?
3037Zalina: "We have no chance of sneaking by it."
3038Yuka: "You underestimate my ability!"
3039Zalina: "Might have to take them head-on."
3040CIA Basalt: (how much time do we have before engagement)
3041Zalina: "I don't advise waiting for too long."
3042Yuka: "I can sneak past anything."
3043CIA Basalt: (are we about to do battle on this thing here)
3044Zalina: "If anyone's under attack in there."
3045CIA Basalt: (okay, i switch Ellie out for Evelyn)
3046Yuka: rolling 1d20+9 STEALTH!
3047(
30484
3049)+9
3050= 13
3051Selynn: My combat preperation consists of casting Melf's Minute Meteors
3052CIA Basalt: (okay question bloper)
3053(a mechanics question)
3054(if there's an enemy right)
3055(and its surrounded by allies)
3056(and that enemy gets hit with say, a knockback)
3057(and ends up out of the allies range)
3058CIA Basalt: (does it get oped)
3059Selynn: Not just Ceri
3060Here is a fun fact about Melf's Minute Meteors: it's a self-targeted spell.
3061Here's a fun fact about Find Steed: Any time you cast a self-targeted spell, you can copy it onto your familiar
3062Here's a fun fact about both together: my wolf gets his own set of meteors
3063CIA Basalt: (damn)
3064(i was going to use my snubnose to constantly knock it back and constantly get it opped)
3065(giving everyone like twice their attacks a round)
3066(sad)
3067Selynn: I think he means the snubnose doesn't work like that
3068CIA Basalt: (no, it does)
3069(it explicitly gives a 5 foot knockback)
3070(okay)
3071(evelyn is the snubnose musket, ellie is the longbarrel musket)
3072(can we move?)
3073
3074Zalina fires her archer nova blast 18 27 21
3075
3076Zalina fires her archer nova blast 17 18 21
3077CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
3078(
30794
3080)+7
3081= 11
3082(rip)
3083Selynn: Bonus action: expend two of my meteors and two of Wolf's meteors, all aimed at the space above the blight herder to hit both it and the spawn. 35, DC15 Dex for half.
3084CIA Basalt: (do i get extra attack)
3085
3086Zalina damage 6 7 10
3087CIA Basalt: (bloper?)
3088rolling 1d20+7
3089(
309011
3091)+7
3092= 18
3093(double rip)
3094Selynn: Standard action: Chill Touch
309514 vs. AC. 13 necrotic.
3096Casting the spell is an action, but the meteors remain for ten minutes
3097Bonus
3098That's why I said bonus
3099That's-
3100Selynn: Not how surprise works in 5e
3101In 5e, there IS no surprise round
3102Surprise is a condition
3103For--
3104In 5e, surprise is a condition that means you don't get to act in the first round
3105If they are surprised, they don't get to act
3106Selynn: Yeah that's
3107what
3108surprise IS
3109i'm done
3110i'm just done
3111no just kill me off or something i'm not having fun in this game for so many reasons and it's wearing me out
3112Selynn: I'm not angry
3113I'm just
3114CIA Basalt: surprise rounds are the straw that broke the camels back i think
3115Selynn: I'm just done
3116CIA Basalt: (that and apparently you werent using the correct surprise round rules)
3117(yeah probably true, im not well versed enough to compare, but mixing and matching rules from various edition based on personal opinion is asking to alienate players imo)
3118(im lucky enough to not know things enough to give a shit though)
3119Zalina: rolling 2d20kh1+3
3120(
312119
3122+
312315
3124)+3
3125= 22
3126Zaal: rolling 1d20
3127(
312812
3129)
3130= 12
3131Yuka: rolling 1d20+3
3132(
31335
3134)+3
3135= 8
3136Zaal: civvies
3137woo
3138CIA Basalt: (GOD IM TEMPTED TO PULL A "THE MIST")
3139(at the end of the movie the car runs out of gas in the middle of the fog filled with monsters, so the man shoots his entire family to spare them the monster fate)
3140(IF THIS BATTLE GOES SOUTH I CAN START SNIPING KIDS. FOR MORAL REASONS.)
3141(its better than getting ripped apart by a tentacled abomination)
3142(im talking to ceri and yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah)
3143(i actually fairly understand)
3144CIA Basalt: It's one of my favourite worlds and I was so excited to finally be the one who knew stuff about a setting
3145But every time I knew literally anything about anything he changed it from under me because "it's stupid"
3146And he keeps changing the rules of the game with no warning
3147(I MEAN SHES NOT WRONG)
3148(also)
3149(she has a headache)
3150CIA Basalt: (and shes tired)
3151(how do i whisper)
3152rolling 1d20+4
3153(
31541
3155)+4
3156= 5
3157(SUCK MY DICK)
3158(SUCK)
3159(UCKF
3160CIA Basalt: (youre banned)
3161(YOURE JSUT BANNED)
3162(DONT NAT 1 THE INITIATIVE CRIM)
3163(NAT 1 NAT 1 NAT 1)
3164(FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF)
3165
3166Zalina 29 20 27
3167CIA Basalt: (I WILL EAT)
3168(YOUR)
3169(LIMBS)
3170(A 20! A 20!)
3171(MY KINGDOM FOR A 20!)
3172
3173Zalina 25 14 17
3174CIA Basalt: (FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF)
3175Zalina: "Well that's that then."
3176
3177Zalina twirls her longbow
3178Blooper (GM): rolling 1d5
3179(
31804
3181)
3182= 4
3183rolling 1d5
3184(
31851
3186)
3187= 1
3188Commando: Remember: We're having FUN
3189Zaal: rolling 1d20+1
3190(
319110
3192)+1
3193= 11
3194-.-
3195
3196Zaal flops over pre-emptively
3197Zaal: @_@
3198My armor is being eaten by goo
3199CIA Basalt: (basalt ac: 16)
3200Zaal: o.o Only one?
3201Yuka: "Bring it, weird little abominations!"
3202Zaal: rolling 1d20+5
3203(
320419
3205)+5
3206= 24
3207rolling 2d6+2
3208(
32093
3210+
32114
3212)+2
3213= 9
3214rolling 1d20+5
3215(
32165
3217)+5
3218= 10
3219;__;
3220
3221Zaal whacks it once and whiffs hard as goo gets gooier
3222Zalina: "...It's coming."
3223Zaal: That's what she said >.>
3224Zalina: "Yes, that is what I said."
3225rolling 1d20+6
3226(
32279
3228)+6
3229= 15
3230Zaal: rolling 1d20
3231(
323216
3233)
3234= 16
3235rolling 1d20
3236(
323717
3238)
3239= 17
3240CIA Basalt: (dont fucking say it)
3241rolling 1d20+7
3242(
324316
3244)+7
3245= 23
3246Yuka: rolling 2d20kl1+6
3247(
324812
3249+
325016
3251)+6
3252= 18
3253Zaal: gah
3254Zalina: "Nyaaa!"
3255Zaal: Is everyone okay?
3256Mary: ahh!
3257not...really
3258Zalina: "..."
3259"I'm fine."
3260Yuka: "I've felt gusts of wind hit me worse!"
3261CIA Basalt: (SNUBNOSE)
3262(I HAVE SEVERAL)
3263(5 feet per hit)
3264Zalina: "Basalt. If you can push as many enemies as you can towards the big guy, I can rain thorns on them all."
3265
3266Yuka summons Ayla to dispel the faerie fire
3267Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
3268(
32694
3270)+6
3271= 10
3272rolling 1d20+6
3273(
32745
3275)+6
3276= 11
3277"Prepare to be fisted, giant fiend!"
3278
3279CIA Basalt will draw THOR
3280CIA Basalt: (scattergun with lightning damage)
3281Callum C.: Crim get in the centre of them and use death blossom!
3282CIA Basalt: (it has a cone spread)
3283(well it says the range is 15/30)
3284(hang on im looking at the pdf)
3285Scatter. Firearms with this property shoot pellets in
3286a cone out to their long range increment. All creatures
3287CIA Basalt:
3288within the cone must make a Dexterity saving throw
3289(DC equal to the 8 + the shooter’s Dexterity modifier +
3290the shooter’s Proficiency modifier), taking full damage
3291CIA Basalt:
3292on a failed save, or half damage on a successful one.
3293Creatures outside of the firearm’s short range have
3294advantage on this saving throw. If the shooter is not
3295CIA Basalt:
3296proficient with firearms, all creatures attempt the saving
3297throw roll with advantage.
3298(WHOA)
3299(THATS NOT HOW THAT SHOULD PASTE)
3300CIA Basalt: (unless i just change some movements)
3301rolling 1d8+4 piercing thunder damage
3302(
33032
3304)+4
3305= 6
3306rolling 1d8+4
3307(
33086
3309)+4
3310= 10
3311
3312CIA Basalt twirls thor around before firing him with a loud BOOM, CHK CHK, BOOM
3313CIA Basalt: (yes)
3314(extra attack)
3315"This...is my BOOMSTICK!"
3316Zalina: "...Well then. I guess that works too."
3317CIA Basalt: (thats for the two sawed offs I can dual wield)
3318Tom Nook: deadites everywhere
3319CIA Basalt: (yyyyyes)
3320
3321Zalina takes aim for the big guy
3322Zalina: "Hail of Thorns."
3323rolling 1d20+8
3324(
332519
3326)+8
3327= 27
3328
3329Zaal can't decide whether he should Moonbeam or try to heal mary @_@
3330Zalina: rolling 1d8+3
3331(
33322
3333)+3
3334= 5
3335rolling 1d10
3336(
33377
3338)
3339= 7
3340rolling 1d20+8
3341(
33424
3343)+8
3344= 12
3345"Hmph."
3346Tom Nook: no health bar = 0hp
3347crim has been dead the whole time
3348CIA Basalt: (he has 25 if that 11 damage from earlier was a thing, max of 36)
3349Tom Nook: nah
3350it's fine
3351CIA Basalt: (we rolled though)
3352(what thing)
3353(ROLL THEN PLS)
3354Tom Nook: did you get all the 1's? XD
3355CIA Basalt: 7 5 5 3 7
3356d8 hit dice
3357+1 con
3358unless i forgot to add
3359oh did i?
3360Zaal: Are you okay Mary? Do you need more healing?
3361
3362Zaal realizes he can't help x.x
3363Mary: I..ahh I'll be fine don't worry about me
3364CIA Basalt: (i just forgot a thing okay)
3365Zaal: Gah! Stupid goo!
3366CIA Basalt: (DONT TRUST ME WITH NUMBERS ON SHEETS)
3367Zaal: EAT MOON!
3368
3369Zaal casts Moonbeam
3370Callum C.: Goodbye moonBEAAAAAM
3371CIA Basalt: (so im missing an 8 so it should be 44? or?)
3372Zaal: THE LIGHT SHALL PREVAIL!
3373CIA Basalt: (oh 45)
3374
3375Zaal needs to figure out his save dc
3376CIA Basalt: (i have 36 written as my max though)
3377
3378Zaal has a dc12 ;__;
3379CIA Basalt: (IM CONFUSED)
3380(yay)
3381Tom Nook: Woo convenience
3382Um they take....
3383Zaal: rolling 2d10
3384(
33853
3386+
33871
3388)
3389= 4
3390x.x
3391Fuck my life
3392Tom Nook: cha is like +1
3393I rolled shit
3394suck my furry dick! D:<
3395>.> I didn't get to reroll 1s. that fucked me
3396squids don't nat 1
3397fuck the crusher
3398Tom Nook: x.x
3399Zaal: @_@
3400Everything hits me though
3401
3402Zaal should just not wear armor x.x
3403Tom Nook: Ouch
3404
3405Yuka is still standing
3406Yuka: "Still...can't...keep me...down!"
3407
3408Zaal is considering touching the Yuka >.>
3409Zaal: <.<
3410Tom Nook: also one of the nerds takes 4 damage
3411for being in moon
3412epic damage rolls ftw
3413didn't it start it's turn?
3414oh
3415nvm
3416Tom Nook: ahhhh
3417Zalina: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't use hail of thorns this time."
3418Tom Nook: Ishtar help, we suck
3419Zalina: "Everyone! Focus on the big one or it'll spawn more!"
3420Zaal: @_@
3421I'm trying
3422Zalina: "Combine attacks!"
3423Yuka: "I intend to focus on the big one!"
3424"And fuck up all of its shit!"
3425Ishtar: Die you filthy monster!
3426Zaal: Who knew Yuka was into anal? x.x
3427
3428Ishtar blasts it with lightning
3429Zaal: ._.
3430
3431Zaal steals Yuka away
3432
3433Yuka is into everything...except men
3434Zaal: >.>
3435Too bad
3436
3437Zaal still steals the Yuka
3438Commando: That's too bad because man is now in you
3439Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
3440(
344113
3442)+6
3443= 19
3444rolling 1d6+3
3445(
34464
3447)+3
3448= 7
3449rolling 1d20+6
3450(
345116
3452)+6
3453= 22
3454rolling 1d6+3
3455(
34561
3457)+3
3458= 4
3459rolling 1d20+6
3460(
346110
3462)+6
3463= 16
3464rolling 1d20+6
3465(
346614
3467)+6
3468= 20
3469Yuka: rolling 1d6+3
3470(
34713
3472)+3
3473= 6
3474CIA Basalt: (waht)
3475Yuka: "MASTER OF THE FISTING FIGHTING STYLE!"
3476CIA Basalt: (am i restrained or)
3477(...SHIT)
3478Commando: gnat won
3479
3480Yuka twirls her quarterstaff around, strikes the creature and trips it up with her quarterstaff. The large creature is punched as it falls down
3481Ishtar: damnit why are you guys swarming around it, I cna't blast effectively without hitting you...
3482Zaal: x.x
3483We're fighters
3484Yuka: "Because like I said!"
3485Zaal: Bite me
3486Yuka: "I INTEND ON FUCKING IT'S SHIT UP!"
3487
3488CIA Basalt will drop THOR, and flick the derringer out of his sleeve
3489Yuka: "And that starts with beating it up!"
3490CIA Basalt: "Oi! Back right off fucker!"
3491(YES)
3492(IT IS A SNUBNOSED DERRINGER)
3493(WHICH MEANS)
3494(THE TINIEST BARREL)
3495(EVER SEEN ON A GUN)
3496Callum C.: so it's a kolibri
3497CIA Basalt: (it doesnt say i cant mod my derringer)
3498(so i modded the derringer)
3499(it has -1 barrel
3500rolling 1d20+7
3501(
35025
3503)+7
3504= 12
3505(AAAAA)
3506(i dont suppse grit points would change that)
3507CIA Basalt: "Ah, fuck it!"
3508
3509CIA Basalt pistol whips it on its ugly face
3510CIA Basalt: (how do i even roll that)
3511(just smacking something with a gun)
3512rolling 1d20-1
3513(
351420
3515)-1
3516= 19
3517(I CRIT THE PISTOL WHIP)
3518"FALCON--!!!"
3519rolling 2d6
3520(
35214
3522+
35233
3524)
3525= 7
3526Commando: punch
3527CIA Basalt: "...PAAAAAAAAWNCH"
3528Zaal: @_@
3529
3530CIA Basalt punches the monster straight in the face with his gun hand, sparks flying in a sea of epic
3531Yuka: "Yeah that'll teach you to spawn tiny ugly children!"
3532CIA Basalt: (yes)
3533Yuka: "Being hit by a pistol!"
3534Zaal: So I'm assuming you'll never have kids?
3535Yuka: "God no!"
3536Zalina: rolling 1d20+4
3537(
35389
3539)+4
3540= 13
3541Yuka: "They're tiny...and smell weird...and cry..."
3542Zalina: rolling 1d20+4
3543(
35444
3545)+4
3546= 8
3547Zaal: So they're you?
3548In a small body?
3549Yuka: "HEY!"
3550"I don't cry!"
3551Zaal: Until you don't get hugged x.x
3552Zalina: rolling 1d20+9
3553(
35544
3555)+9
3556= 13
3557rolling 1d20+9
3558(
355912
3560)+9
3561= 21
3562rolling 1d8+9
3563(
35645
3565)+9
3566= 14
3567Ishtar: What's a kid doing out here anyway
3568Yuka: "I-I-I do-don't...hmph!"
3569"It's their loss!"
3570
3571Zaal adds 1 to his kill count
3572
3573Zaal is nailed while fuming over op rules
3574Zaal: o.o
3575Zalina: "She's killing eldrazi. Are you really going to complain about that?"
3576Zaal: It's not by choice, believe me. We don't have the luxury of numbers
3577Mary: T_t
3578Yuka: "I've...had...stomach cramps...worse than that!"
3579
3580Mary cowers
3581Zaal: x.x
3582CIA Basalt: (i keep mishearing mary as nymeria)
3583Zalina: "I brought that other big one down myself!"
3584CIA Basalt: (and tabbing in to take a turn)
3585
3586Yuka is feeling weak!
3587Ishtar: I can't argue that I guess
3588still..you shouldn't be out here
3589you shouldn't have to be out here
3590Tom Nook: how much hp does the Yuka have
3591Yuka: "Zaal! Touch me with your muscular hands!"
3592"I want to feel your feeling touch!"
3593*healing
3594Ishtar: at least let me take the hits for you instead like the other kids
3595Zalina: "*You're"
3596Commando: *
3597Zalina: "I won't get hit."
3598CIA Basalt: (why)
3599
3600Zaal prays for a moment, his hands glowing with healing energy, before grabbing Yuka's ass
3601Zaal: 15 hp!
3602woo!
3603Yuka: "WOAH!"
3604
3605Ishtar makes a disgusted noise
3606Ishtar: not the time for that
3607Zaal: @_@ Hey. I may die today. It's the perfect time for that
3608Yuka: "I didn't realize that cured people!"
3609"Let's do it again sometime."
3610Zaal: :3
3611CIA Basalt: (ishtar might become a totally accidental stray bullet situation, she seems like a bitch)
3612(WE'RE SAVING HER ASS)
3613(IF GRABBING OTHER ASSES HELPS WITH THAT)
3614(WHATS THE HAPS, BRUH)
3615(SHE DOESNT KNOW THAT)
3616(IT COULD BE A REALLY SPECIFIC SPELL)
3617CIA Basalt: (FOR BUTTS()
3618Zaal: x.x Would you rather I grope her chest? Would that please you more?
3619
3620Crom casts Healing Motorboat!
3621Zaal: XD
3622CIA Basalt: (nah ac of 7654)
3623so im taking 24?
3624Zaal: x.x
3625I tried
3626Zalina: "I am the bone of my sword."
3627Ishtar: Stupid tentacled freak
3628Zalina: "Caladbolg"
3629"Kanadaboig"
3630Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
3631(
36329
3633)+6
3634= 15
3635Zaal: Caladcholg
3636Yuka: rolling 1d6+3
3637(
36384
3639)+3
3640= 7
3641rolling 1d20+6
3642(
36432
3644)+6
3645= 8
3646rolling 1d20+6
3647(
364814
3649)+6
3650= 20
3651rolling 1d6+3
3652(
36533
3654)+3
3655= 6
3656
3657Mary ducks harder and falls down
3658Zaal: x.x
3659Yuka: "Masterfully fantastical UPPERCUT!"
3660Zaal: Everyone picks on Mary apparently
3661Yuka: "And the crowd goes wild!"
3662CIA Basalt: (time to provoke ops because the derringer is now empty)
3663
3664CIA Basalt retreats, before drawing Evelyn!
3665
3666CIA Basalt unless he dies from an op!
3667CIA Basalt: (CIA is at 18)
3668(i do not know how to turn on hp bar, i just have the number in the green circle)
3669
3670CIA Basalt takes aim at the creature harassing Mary!
3671CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
3672(
36731
3674)+7
3675= 8
3676(this is fucking rigged)
3677
3678Mary definitely councils herself some as the bullet narrowly misses her
3679Callum C.: it's all rainyday's fault!
3680CIA Basalt: (well you see...the gun is jammed)
3681(i could drop and draw)
3682(hmm)
3683
3684CIA Basalt drops Evelyn!
3685
3686CIA Basalt draws Jasmine!
3687CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
3688(
36895
3690)+7
3691= 12
3692
3693CIA Basalt probably just missed by a mile!
3694CIA Basalt: (what do you think)
3695(CIA is retiring)
3696(I DO)
3697rolling 1d12+4
3698(
36998
3700)+4
3701= 12
3702
3703Mary shrieks as it explodes beside her
3704CIA Basalt: "Nobody cared who I was until I started to blast."
3705Mary: T-thanks basalt
3706
3707Mary says shakily
3708Zalina: rolling 1d20+9
3709(
371016
3711)+9
3712= 25
3713rolling 1d8+9
3714(
37155
3716)+9
3717= 14
3718rolling 1d20+9
3719(
37203
3721)+9
3722= 12
3723
3724CIA Basalt gives a small 2 finger salute
3725
3726Zaal can molest Yuka again :3
3727Zaal: ;__;
3728Mary: aaaaaa
3729Yuka: "Still...not...dead...WEAKLING!"
3730Zaal: But why?
3731Mary: Get off of me!
3732
3733Mary erupts in rainbow fire
3734Zaal: o.o
3735Callum C.: Mary erupts as the power of friendship surrounds her!
3736Zaal: rolling 1d20+5
3737(
373817
3739)+5
3740= 22
3741rolling 1d20+5
3742(
374316
3744)+5
3745= 21
3746rolling 2d6+2
3747(
37485
3749+
37506
3751)+2
3752= 13
3753rolling 2d6+2
3754(
37552
3756+
37575
3758)+2
3759= 9
3760The groping empowers me!
3761Mary: ...are they gone
3762Zaal: Take that Ishtar! It WAS necessary!
3763
3764Mary asks nervously
3765
3766Ishtar groans and falls to her knees, clutching her side
3767Zaal: Yes Mary, we appear to be safe for now
3768
3769Zalina exhales clamly
3770Zalina: *calmly
3771Ishtar: damn...these things are tough
3772Zaal: @_@
3773
3774Zaal doesn't know who to heal first
3775
3776Mary slowly stands up, seeming pretty shaken
3777
3778Zaal doesn't know if he has enough ehaling spells for this
3779Yuka: "So...what...else...wants to...get its ass kicked!?"
3780Zalina: "Hmph."
3781Mary: Yuka!
3782
3783Zalina flips hair
3784Yuka: "For as long as I breath...shit...will...be...fucked up!"
3785
3786Mary runs over and starts treating her woudns
3787
3788CIA Basalt collects all of his guns that he dropped, fixes them, reloads them, polishes them, etc
3789CIA Basalt: (this is the part of the matrix movies they dont show)
3790Zaal: .-.
3791CIA Basalt: (where neo spends 20 minutes collectingall the shit he just dropped while firing around instead of reloading)
3792
3793Ishtar stumbles off the giant creature and leans back against it, growing
3794Yuka: "Mary...let...me...HUG YOU!"
3795Ishtar: *groaning
3796aaa
3797Its safe now kids, you can come out
3798Mary: please don't T_T
3799Yuka: "But...I'm...dying..."
3800Zaal: @_@
3801Yuka: "you have to grant the wishes of dying people..."
3802Mary: you're not dying
3803calm down
3804Yuka: "AHA!"
3805"I LIVE!"
3806
3807Yuka wraps herself around Mary
3808Yuka: "My hero!"
3809Zalina: "Everyone is... all right?"
3810Zaal: ;__; I could've healed you again.
3811Mary: ah!
3812let go of me T_T
3813Yuka: "I've got you in the most deadliest of hugs!"
3814
3815Zaal drags Yuka away
3816Kid: Yes..we're fine
3817Zaal: Let her do her job
3818Hug her later
3819Yuka: "What!? No!"
3820"She's so huggable!"
3821Ishtar: Its alright...she's on our side
3822Zaal: Maybe >.>
3823
3824Zalina flinches when she sees the other kids shy away, but understands why.
3825Zalina: "...Typical."
3826
3827Zalina walks over to a tree and rests against the trunk
3828
3829Tom Nook drops onto Zalina's head
3830
3831Ishtar sighs
3832Ishtar: the area should be clear now
3833the ruins of the enclave aren't but we can probably afford to rest here
3834considering most of you look just as beat up as me I don't think we have a choice
3835Zaal: Yeah... The trip here was a difficult journey
3836CIA Basalt: "Okay!"
3837
3838CIA Basalt flops onto his back
3839
3840Zaal pulls a campsite out of his bag
3841
3842Zalina takes out her bedroll
3843Zaal: x.x Mary didn't even bring a sleeping bag
3844Rip
3845
3846Yuka approaches the kids
3847Yuka: "So...do you kids like magic tricks?"
3848
3849Zaal puts Mary in a well furnished tent
3850Zaal: Oh gods are you going to hug them to death x.x
3851Kid: ...we did
3852thats what we here for
3853now...maybe not
3854Yuka: "Do you...want to see a magic trick?"
3855"It'll make things less sad."
3856Kid: we can do them
3857we're still sad
3858Mary: t-thanks...
3859
3860Mary retreats into it
3861
3862Yuka spins her quarterstaff around and uses minor illusion to cause vines of fire to twist around the weapon
3863Kid gives her a small, sad smile
3864Kid: are you a mage too miss?
3865Tom Nook: .-.
3866Yuka: "Kind of..."
3867Tom Nook: Nope. A raccoon on the head of Zalina
3868Yuka: "I'm probably not as good as you guys though."
3869Tom Nook: :p
3870;__;
3871But you said I could come
3872Yuka: "I can just make twisty fire vines appear."
3873CIA Basalt: "They remind me of my kid. Sad with a superiority complex. I miss that lil' brat."
3874Yuka: "And also this!"
3875Tom Nook: .-.
3876Kid looks over at the body of a mage and shakes her head
3877Zaal: You have kids x.x
3878Kid: ...I hope someone can do something that matters
3879
3880Ishtar pats the kids head
3881Ishtar: don't worry
3882
3883CIA Basalt will stand up real quick
3884Ishtar: We'll keep you sage
3885*safe
3886
3887Yuka uses minor illusion to create a small yellow ball between her hands. She presses her hands together and stretches the ball out into a long line between her fingers
3888
3889CIA Basalt will run up to the kids like "HEY LOOK AT THIS"
3890
3891CIA Basalt throws a coin like 50 feet up into the air
3892Tom Nook: Then trips and busts his face
3893
3894CIA Basalt will move to quickdraw and snipe the coin out of the air
3895CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
3896(
38974
3898)+7
3899= 11
3900Zaal: Fail
3901
3902CIA Basalt nails the coin out of the air
3903CIA Basalt: "It ain't magic, but its flashy and cool."
3904
3905CIA Basalt >>
3906CIA Basalt: "Hard to get, huh?"
3907Kid: not as hard as the eldrazi
3908
3909CIA Basalt will replace the missing bullet, and pull out 4 copper, before tossing them all in the air
3910CIA Basalt: "It's hiiiiiiiiigh noon."
3911rolling 1d20+7
3912(
39139
3914)+7
3915= 16
3916rolling 1d20+7
3917(
391812
3919)+7
3920= 19
3921rolling 1d20+7
3922(
392316
3924)+7
3925= 23
3926rolling 1d20+7
3927(
392814
3929)+7
3930= 21
3931
3932CIA Basalt fans the hammer and shoots all 4 tiny copper out of the air from 50 ft below
3933Callum C.: Play of the game: Basalt as McCree
3934
3935CIA Basalt twirls the revolver and drops it back in the holster
3936CIA Basalt: (DISGUSTED)
3937Callum C.: TRIGGERED
3938CIA Basalt: (DISGUSTED?!)
3939Callum C.: SHE'S TRIGGERED
3940CIA Basalt: (im tempted to toss that kid in the air next)
3941
3942Yuka notices that one of the girls isn't happy
3943Yuka: "So...why are you so sad?"
3944Kid: ..everyone's dead
3945a few of us and mistres ishtar are the only ones left
3946why wouldn't I be sad
3947Yuka: "What happened?"
3948Kid: eldrazi
3949thousands of them
3950there were two giant ones...they destroyed the enclave
3951mistress ishtar got us to safety while the other masters fought, they took down the giants but got overhwlemed by everything...
3952mistress defended us until you showed up but they never seemed to end until now
3953I think most of them are inside the enclave now..
3954Yuka: "I see..."
3955"There's nothing more I can really say..."
3956"Other than that we're going to fix this!"
3957Kid: you'll have to bring a lot of people back from the dead for that
3958Yuka: "I'm just going to stop talking..."
3959"You all look sad again."
3960
3961Ishtar sighs
3962Ishtar: I'm sorry Yuka
3963I don't think any of us are capable of much beyond that right now
3964
3965Ishtar hugs the kids tightly
3966Yuka: "I can't really say I blame you..."
3967"I kind of know how this feels..."
3968Ishtar: well
3969I would press further but its better we stop talk of this I think
3970get some rest, we'll need it tommorow
3971
3972Yuka waves goodnight to the kids
3973Tom Nook: Blarg
3974Zaal: -.-
3975o.o How did I end up in a tree?
3976Blooper (GM): no idea
3977Zaal: @_@
3978Tom Nook: You're the only one who could've done it x.x
3979You blasted squid
3980Blooper (GM): I know nothing
3981Tom Nook: You are not Snow x.x
3982You may be John Blooper but you are not Jon Snow @_@
3983Blooper (GM): rude
3984Tom Nook: I mean... is it?
3985Blooper (GM): no idea
3986Tom Nook: x.x
3987I wonder if anyone would actually get Zaal out of the tree @_@
3988Zaal: D:< WHY DON'T YOU GET ME DOWN!
3989Tom Nook: So....
3990is anyone else coming?
3991Blooper (GM): I'll announce
3992hmm moocom is still offline
3993Tom Nook: rip
3994Blooper (GM): hmm
3995we'll probably give it a half hour to see if moocom shows up
3996Tom Nook: x.x
3997Blooper (GM): he's been pretty unhappy lately so not entirely surprised
3998Tom Nook: .-.
3999
4000Tom Nook is always unhappy
4001
4002Zaal cuts the rope and plops on the ground
4003Tom Nook: Mmkay
4004Seems to work now?
4005Commando: influence of the dark council, no doubt
4006Scott S.: Hello
4007Commando: greetings
4008Tom Nook: Hello new person
4009Callum C.: you're not the Scott I know are you?
4010Scott S.: maybe?
4011Callum C.: are you scottish?
4012Scott S.: Australian
4013Tom Nook: Scottish Scott
4014XD
4015Callum C.: you are not the scott I know
4016Tom Nook: But are you the squid?
4017Commando: okay I guess crim's not showing up so let's go
4018Tom Nook: There's a missing squid tho
4019How do we fix the squiddly
4020Callum C.: we hit him with a brick
4021Commando: I have no idea o.o
4022Scott S.: take an octopus and call it a squid?
4023Commando: can you even fix a blooper
4024Callum C.: if we could
4025we would've done it a long time ago
4026Tom Nook: Indeed
4027Blooper (GM): https://discord.gg/YASac
4028Tom Nook: Also, an octopus is somewhat better but he has more tentacles to fuck us with
4029Commando: It is bloper etc
4030Scott S.: gotta open discord
4031also tentacle rape.us? really?
4032Blooper (GM): kek
4033Tom Nook: obvs
4034Blooper (GM): we're in eldrazi land
4035Tom Nook: Best channel name
4036Blooper (GM): what else would it be
4037better than the name clom used
4038Zaal: Why is there fog? .-.
4039
4040Zaal poses triumphantly
4041Zaal: I am a pillar of Omnath
4042Yuka: "And I am a thriller of people!"
4043Zaal: @_@
4044YOU!
4045YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME IN THE TREE!
4046Yuka: "I did no such thing!"
4047Zaal: ._. I actually meant the person who was never here
4048
4049Ursula How did i get here? Who are you people!?
4050Zaal: But you could've too
4051Commando: yes
4052Yuka: "No, I'd remember if I launched you in the tree."
4053Zaal: >.>
4054Yuka: "I am not a kid!"
4055Zaal: You are Yuka
4056You're just a bit more developed
4057
4058Yuka is nineteen
4059Zaal: Just because you have bigger boobs doesn't mean you're more mature
4060Ishtar: Alright, someone needs to escort these kids back to the main forces.
4061Zaal: ._.
4062Not trading one babysitting job for another
4063
4064Zaal is just a pervy pally
4065Yuka: "I could it!"
4066*do it
4067"I'm great with kids!"
4068Zaal: Eldrazi are actually just a figment of all our imaginations
4069Ishtar: I can do it, but I have some knowledge of the interior of the academy, so it might be better to bring me along instead.
4070Commando: I'm right here
4071what do you want
4072Zaal: Well, we can't send Mary...
4073Mary: I..I could escort them. I'll meet you back here after I take them back.
4074Ursula: also my grandparents are from germany so a little bit like me
4075Mary: I can describe what we're looking for to Ishtar and she can find it.
4076Zaal: x.x
4077Mary, you can go but Basalt is going with you
4078We were told to protect you
4079We can't have you running off alone
4080Mary: A-alright
4081Zalina: "No opinion."
4082Yuka: "Archmage!"
4083"She can come with us!"
4084Mary: Alright, I'll take the children
4085Yuka: "Bye kids!"
4086Zaal: Be swift and may the wild one watch over you
4087Yuka: "Don't get eaten!"
4088
4089Yuka waves
4090
4091Yuka walks over to ishtar and starts sniffing her
4092Zaal: o.O
4093Yuka: "You smell capable!"
4094Ishtar: .-.
4095Zaal: Um...
4096Ishtar: Alright then
4097Is everyone ready to procede into the complex
4098
4099Ursula slowly backs away from yuka
4100Zaal: That's possibly more inappropriate than what I did x.x
4101Yuka: "Can I give you a hug?"
4102"For good luck?"
4103Ishtar: No
4104
4105Yuka ;_;
4106
4107Ishtar turns to lead the way into the complex
4108
4109Ursula what has happened to my life?
4110Zaal: You were turned into a babysitter like me.
4111
4112Ursula starts to sob
4113Yuka: "It's dark."
4114
4115Zaal lights all the torches
4116
4117Zalina has 90 foot darkvision
4118Ursula: I have no bar
4119Tom Nook: I miss Continual Light x.x
4120
4121Zaal steps past Ishtar to the front line
4122Yuka: rolling 1d20+3 attempt to seduce the darkness into leaving
4123(
412415
4125)+3
4126= 18
4127
4128Ursula blushes deeply
4129
4130Yuka starts french kissing the air
4131Zalina: "..."
4132Zaal: Why am I not surprise
4133Yuka: "Ew...ew..."
4134"I licked the wall!"
4135Zaal: Was it tasty?
4136Yuka: "No!"
4137rolling 1d20+3
4138(
413915
4140)+3
4141= 18
4142
4143Ursula oh my. That girl is in danger. I shall rescue you far maiden!
4144Yuka: "The hell you will!"
4145Zalina: rolling 2d20kh1+3
4146(
414715
4148+
41493
4150)+3
4151= 18
4152Ursula: rolling 1d20
4153(
415412
4155)
4156= 12
4157Yuka: "I'll save you pretty mage!"
4158Zaal: rolling 1d20
4159(
41609
4161)
4162= 9
4163Ursula: I called dibs
4164Yuka: "And I shall be your hero!"
4165Ursula: My waifu potential
4166Zaal: We have waifus right here x.x
4167Yuka: "Zalina!"
4168"We're going for the cute mage!"
4169"Hot girls are not dying on my watch!"
4170Zaal: When did you suddenly become a lesbian?! @_@
4171
4172Yuka tried to seduce darkness and that's the question you ask?
4173Ursula: My character is pan sexual. She goes after everything regardless of gender or race
4174Commando: we're tied
4175+3
4176Zaal: That is my question. You being insane doesn't affect my chances with you
4177
4178Zalina aims her bow at the closest one
4179
4180Zalina 22 20 12
4181
4182Zalina 19 18
4183Commando: sharpshooter
4184its a feat
4185take -5 hit and +10 damage
4186I am not
4187I forgot
4188sure
4189Zalina: rolling 2d20kh1+4
4190(
41914
4192+
419316
4194)+4
4195= 20
4196Ursula: so reach. and lifetap?
4197Commando: If they survived my nova, yeah they gotta be tough
4198
4199Zalina moves behind the wall
4200Zaal: I'll smash those spikes back into their bodies!
4201Zalina: "Take cover when you can! These things will explode in needles when they die!"
4202Ursula: so +3/2 for 4? or maybe 5
4203Yuka: "I'm coming for you hot lady!"
4204
4205Yuka charges at one of the things attacking the mage!
4206Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
4207(
420817
4209)+6
4210= 23
4211Commando: bloper did you say they had high or low AC
4212Yuka: rolling 1d6+3
4213(
42145
4215)+3
4216= 8
4217Commando: O
4218Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
4219(
422012
4221)+6
4222= 18
4223rolling 1d20+6
4224(
422520
4226)+6
4227= 26
4228Commando: I might keep sharkshooting them then
4229yea
4230shark shooting
4231Yuka: rolling 1d6+3
4232(
42335
4234)+3
4235= 8
4236rolling 2d6+3
4237(
42386
4239+
42405
4241)+3
4242= 14
4243Commando: oh right, I get +1 hit against Eldrazi
4244w
4245Zalina: rolling 1d8+13
4246(
42477
4248)+13
4249= 20
4250Commando: oops
4251nope
4252Zaal: x.x
4253Yuka: "You're not dying on my watch pretty lady!"
4254Zaal: Crap, now I have to learn battle medicine
4255Ursula: noooooo!
4256Commando: You have internet sickness
4257can't chat when summoned
4258Yuka: rolling 1d20+2
4259(
426017
4261)+2
4262= 19
4263Commando: damn
4264Blooper (GM): rolling 7d6
4265(
42665
4267+
42681
4269+
42702
4271+
42722
4273+
42744
4275+
42762
4277+
42781
4279)
4280= 17
4281Zalina: rolling 2d20kh1+2
4282(
428313
4284+
42851
4286)+2
4287= 15
4288Blooper (GM): rolling 7d6
4289(
42905
4291+
42926
4293+
42944
4295+
42964
4297+
42983
4299+
43002
4301+
43026
4303)
4304= 30
4305rolling 7d6
4306(
43072
4308+
43093
4310+
43116
4312+
43134
4314+
43153
4316+
43171
4318+
43193
4320)
4321= 22
4322Zaal: Lesser resto?
4323Ursula: Aha I have saved the beautiful maiden
4324Zaal: She's dying slower x.x
4325Still dying
4326Ursula: brb
4327
4328Zaal pulls out a mass of tentacles on a stick
4329Ursula: back
4330Zaal: rolling 1d20+9
4331(
433210
4333)+9
4334= 19
4335rolling 1d20+9
4336(
433720
4338)+9
4339= 29
4340rolling 1d20+9
4341(
434216
4343)+9
4344= 25
4345rolling 1d6
4346(
43474
4348)
4349= 4
4350rolling 1d6
4351(
43522
4353)
4354= 2
4355rolling 2d6
4356(
43572
4358+
43592
4360)
4361= 4
4362Ursula: wat?
4363
4364Zalina switches to swords
4365Zalina: rolling 1d20+6
4366(
43671
4368)+6
4369= 7
4370rolling 1d20+6
4371(
43725
4373)+6
4374= 11
4375rolling 1d20+6
4376(
43777
4378)+6
4379= 13
4380rolling 1d6
4381(
43824
4383)
4384= 4
4385Commando: that's turn
4386Zaal: ._.
4387Commando: argh
4388+4 to that
4389Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
4390(
439119
4392)+6
4393= 25
4394Commando: ;__;
4395Yuka: rolling 1d6+3
4396(
43976
4398)+3
4399= 9
4400rolling 1d6
4401(
44026
4403)
4404= 6
4405Commando: I thought you were sorc/monk
4406O
4407Yuka: rolling 1d20+3
4408(
44099
4410)+3
4411= 12
4412Ursula: why are you punching a thing covered in spikes?
4413Yuka: "Anything can be punched if you know where to punch!"
4414Zaal: Indeed
4415Yuka: "Isn't that right you big spike covered prick!?"
4416Ursula: I am untouchable!
4417Zaal: She's rather good at punching things
4418._.
4419You are far better at that than you should be
4420Zalina: "...Thanks."
4421Ishtar: Of course
4422Ursula: rolling 1d20+7
4423(
442415
4425)+7
4426= 22
4427rolling 1d20+7
4428(
44293
4430)+7
4431= 10
4432Ishtar: I can't let them hurt a child
4433Ursula: rolling 1d8+6
4434(
44357
4436)+6
4437= 13
4438Zalina: "Whatever."
4439Ursula: rolling 2d8
4440(
44414
4442+
44431
4444)
4445= 5
4446Commando: Eh?
4447Monstrosity or abberation
4448Ursula: Oh dear
4449Yuka: "Stop dying!"
4450"I can't hug something that's dead!"
4451
4452Ursula gives Yuka a murderous glare
4453
4454Zaal clasps his hands together, glowing with more healing energy before groping the mage's chest
4455Ishtar: .-.
4456
4457Ursula gives Zaal a murderous glare
4458Ishtar: what is wrong with this party
4459Ursula: how dare you grope my fair lady
4460
4461Yuka also glares
4462Zaal: I'm doing my job healing the injured
4463Now do yours and deal with these abominations, lest I bring the rod of squid to bear against you
4464Yuka: "It's not the first rod I've tangled with!"
4465Ursula: bring that rod near me and it'll end up in ypu ares
4466Zalina: "All right."
4467Zaal: Did you just have a stroke?
4468Zalina: "Let's end this."
4469
4470Zalina aims for the one between Yuka and Ursula
4471Zaal: Do you need my healing powers as well?
4472Zalina: rolling 1d20+4
4473(
447414
4475)+4
4476= 18
4477rolling 1d8+17
4478(
44792
4480)+17
4481= 19
4482rolling 1d20+4
4483(
44847
4485)+4
4486= 11
4487
4488Zalina twirls longbow
4489
4490Zalina ends turn
4491Ursula: bring those hands near me and you will be on the receiving end of my hammer
4492Yuka: "WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING DEAD YET!?"
4493rolling 1d20+6
4494(
44959
4496)+6
4497= 15
4498rolling 1d6+3
4499(
45005
4501)+3
4502= 8
4503Zaal: Fine, see if I shed a tear when you're laying on the ground gurgling on your own blood
4504Yuka: rolling 1d6
4505(
45064
4507)
4508= 4
4509
4510Zaal shrugs
4511Yuka: rolling 1d20+3
4512(
451311
4514)+3
4515= 14
4516rolling 1d6+3
4517(
45182
4519)+3
4520= 5
4521"How many beatings to the face can you take!?"
4522Blooper (GM): rolling 1d2
4523(
45242
4525)
4526= 2
4527Zaal: Get stuuuuuuung
4528Ursula: rolling 1d20+1
4529(
453011
4531)+1
4532= 12
4533Blooper (GM): rolling 7d6
4534(
45352
4536+
45375
4538+
45391
4540+
45414
4542+
45436
4544+
45452
4546+
45475
4548)
4549= 25
4550Commando: Zalina has caused so much damage
4551and then Ishtar steals it each time
4552Yuka: "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!"
4553Commando: at 21 AC?
4554shes fine
4555WHAT
4556WHAT
4557WAHT
4558Ursula: rolling 1d20+1
4559(
456013
4561)+1
4562= 14
4563Blooper (GM): rolling 7d6
4564(
45656
4566+
45674
4568+
45696
4570+
45714
4572+
45734
4574+
45752
4576+
45772
4578)
4579= 28
4580Zaal: x.x
4581Yuka: "WOO! TWO MAIDENS TO SAVE!"
4582Ursula: oh wait i have plate you can't grope me
4583feel free to help
4584
4585Zaal casts thunderous smite and swings with tentacles
4586Zaal: rolling 1d20+9
4587(
45888
4589)+9
4590= 17
4591rolling 1d20+9
4592(
459315
4594)+9
4595= 24
4596rolling 1d20+9
4597(
459819
4599)+9
4600= 28
4601rolling 1d6+2d6
4602(
46032
4604)+(
46053
4606+
46073
4608)
4609= 8
4610rolling 1d6
4611(
46122
4613)
4614= 2
4615rolling 1d6
4616(
46171
4618)
4619= 1
4620
4621Zalina draws her bow
4622Zalina: rolling 1d20+4
4623(
462411
4625)+4
4626= 15
4627roll 1d8+17
4628rolling 1d8+17
4629(
46301
4631)+17
4632= 18
4633rolling 1d20+4
4634(
463510
4636)+4
4637= 14
4638rolling 1d8+17
4639(
46401
4641)+17
4642= 18
4643Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
4644(
46458
4646)+6
4647= 14
4648rolling 1d6+3
4649(
46503
4651)+3
4652= 6
4653rolling 1d6
4654(
46553
4656)
4657= 3
4658rolling 1d20+6
4659(
46609
4661)+6
4662= 15
4663rolling 1d6+3
4664(
46656
4666)+3
4667= 9
4668
4669Zaal gets rekt
4670Zaal: rolling 1d20+1
4671(
467210
4673)+1
4674= 11
4675Blooper (GM): rolling 7d6
4676(
46775
4678+
46793
4680+
46816
4682+
46835
4684+
46854
4686+
46875
4688+
46896
4690)
4691= 34
4692
4693Zaal is nearly impaled
4694Zalina: "Well... let's hope we don't run into many of those."
4695Zaal: >.>
4696
4697Zalina puts away the longbow
4698
4699Yuka grabs the young mage and hugs her
4700Yuka: "YOU'RE OKAY!"
4701
4702Zaal sticks by Zalina
4703Ursula: rolling 1d20+3
4704(
47053
4706)+3
4707= 6
4708Yuka: rolling 1d20+3
4709(
47105
4711)+3
4712= 8
4713
4714Zalina is primary damage dealer
4715Yuka: "I guess there's only one answer!"
4716
4717Zalina spends 3 hit die
4718Yuka: "Three way relationship!"
4719Zalina: rolling 3d8+2
4720(
47216
4722+
47232
4724+
47253
4726)+2
4727= 13
4728Yuka: rolling 3d6+2
4729(
47303
4731+
47322
4733+
47343
4735)+2
4736= 10
4737Zaal: rolling 1d10+1
4738(
47399
4740)+1
4741= 10
4742rolling 1d10+1
4743(
47442
4745)+1
4746= 3
4747rolling 1d10+1
4748(
47499
4750)+1
4751= 10
4752rolling 1d10+1
4753(
47543
4755)+1
4756= 4
4757Ursula: rolling 1d10
4758(
47597
4760)
4761= 7
4762Zaal: rolling 1d10+1
4763(
47648
4765)+1
4766= 9
4767rolling 1d10+1
4768(
47693
4770)+1
4771= 4
4772Yuka: "I guess we need to decide who is taking the fair maiden!"
4773Maiden: can you at least let go of me!?
4774Ursula: ok
4775Yuka: "But you're so soft!"
4776Ishtar: Let go of her
4777Ursula: she is soft but we must heed her rewuest
4778request*
4779
4780Yuka lets go of the maiden
4781Yuka: "I expect you to make up for this." Yuka says to Ishtar
4782"I want a hug from you when we get out of here."
4783Ishtar: I expect you to behave yourself.
4784I don't want demands from you.
4785
4786Ursula whispers to the maiden "As you can see this yuka person is crazy"
4787Yuka: "Is that a yes?"
4788Maiden eeps in surprise at the whisper but nods her head
4789Ishtar: no
4790
4791Zalina remains on alert for danger
4792Yuka: "please?"
4793Zaal: @_@
4794Zalina: rolling 2d20kh1+6
4795(
47966
4797+
47987
4799)+6
4800= 13
4801Ursula: rolling 1d20+1
4802(
48034
4804)+1
4805= 5
4806Zalina: "Hmm..."
4807Zaal: x.x
4808
4809Zaal has vials
4810
4811Zaal takes the poison
4812Ursula: rolling 1d20+3
4813(
48148
4815)+3
4816= 11
4817I also cast Protection from Evil and Good on the maiden
4818
4819Yuka does not count as good or evil so the maiden is not protected from her
4820
4821Yuka however, is too busy scratching her crotch to care
4822Ursula: Here my lady this blessing shall keep you safe from these abominations
4823Maiden: a-alright
4824Yuka: "Gah! Itchy!"
4825Ursula: ooc: She is so adorable
4826Maiden looks a bit suspicious but when it doesn't hurt she relaxes
4827Yuka: "This better not be crabs again!"
4828Maiden: umm..miss?
4829Zalina: "You have crabs in your...?"
4830
4831Zalina is trying make sense of that statement
4832
4833Yuka turns around with her hand still visually in her pants
4834
4835Zalina winces
4836Yuka: "Hmm?"
4837Zaal: Yuka!
4838Yuka: "What?"
4839Maiden: my husband went further in, trying to help some others...can you go save him?...if he's still alive
4840Zaal: Get your hands out of your pants this second!
4841Yuka: "But it itches!"
4842Zaal: >.>
4843<.<
4844I can fix that
4845Ursula: wunderbar
4846Yuka: "I've got this..."
4847
4848Zalina looks down this hall up here
4849Zalina: "Eldrazi in the room to the east
4850
4851Zalina points to the east
4852
4853Zaal needs to make sure he has a sixth level after this x.x
4854Zalina: "There's some to the south as well."
4855Zaal: I would assume they are all around us
4856Yuka: "Sweet!"
4857Zaal: We just entered a complex full of them
4858Yuka: "Let's go break their legs!"
4859Zalina: "Whatever is down there, they're some heavy troops."
4860"Might be worth avoiding."
4861"Up here appears to be a... lecture hall?"
4862"I can see a smashed crystal ball."
4863"Do these stars mean anything to anyone?"
4864Yuka: rolling 2d20kl1+6
4865(
48669
4867+
486815
4869)+6
4870= 15
4871
4872Zalina will enter room 5
4873Yuka: rolling 1d20+9
4874(
487513
4876)+9
4877= 22
4878Zalina: "...There's a number of dead mages in here."
4879Ursula: I go and give them funeral rites
4880I also ask the maiden about here customs so i can do the rites in ther e way
4881Yuka: "Oh...there's a passage down here..."
4882
4883Zalina will examine the students for useful loot
4884
4885CIA Basalt bursts in suddenly!
4886CIA Basalt: "FEAR NOT FRIENDS!!"
4887Ursula: oh my
4888CIA Basalt: "IT IS I!"
4889Zaal: @_@
4890SHH!
4891Yuka: Crim: https://discord.gg/E9RdK
4892Ursula: The CIA i knew they were after me
4893
4894Zaal bops Basalt
4895
4896Zalina will take the locket
4897Zaal: Nah
4898
4899Zalina takes it anyway
4900Zaal: She doesn't need to see that >.>
4901CIA Basalt: (what'd i miss during exam time)
4902
4903Zalina approaches maiden
4904Maiden: I'm sorry but...people from here are from all around zendikar...I don't really know, even the most common merfolk ones.
4905
4906Zalina holds out the locket
4907Yuka: rolling 1d20+9
4908(
49098
4910)+9
4911= 17
4912Zalina: "Does this... mean anything to you?"
4913
4914Zaal blocks the passage to prevent the crazy paladin lady from scarring the maiden
4915CIA Basalt: (;-;)
4916Maiden shakes her head
4917Maiden: that room was for the younger student
4918*students
4919Zaal: You missed groping
4920:3
4921Ursula: I have performed funeral rites as best i can. I hope it can let them rest in peace
4922CIA Basalt: (why are we here then)
4923(last thing i was doing was shooting coins out of the air to entertain children, so we just came there--)
4924(I LOVE YOUR VOICE)
4925(WHOEVER YOU ARE)
4926Ursula: Me i am australian
4927Zaal: >.> What did you do with Mary?
4928Zalina: "I see..."
4929
4930Zalina puts the locket in her pack
4931
4932CIA Basalt adjusts monocle and peers around
4933CIA Basalt: "So sorry! Slept in!"
4934Ursula: Hello strange hooded person. I am Ursula a paladin of the silver flame. You seem saner then the rest of this group. I hope i am correct about that
4935CIA Basalt: "Good, jolly good! Dearly sorry for the wait, it would seem running away from a giant abomination after shooting it in the face took quite a bit out of me."
4936
4937CIA Basalt vigorously shakes Ursula's hand
4938CIA Basalt: "Pleasure to make your acquaintance!"
4939Zaal: Yeah... sane isn't the best word
4940
4941Ursula is shocked but returns the hand shake
4942Zaal: We would be saner to march to our deaths against the eldrazi
4943
4944Ursula "charmed"
4945Yuka: rolling 1d20+9
4946(
49477
4948)+9
4949= 16
4950Zaal: .
4951._.
4952CIA Basalt: "So...it would appear some sort of evil has taken its residency here."
4953"A...resident evil, if you will."
4954Zaal: Your "holy radiance" got your holy ass fucked up in that last battle
4955Yuka: "nope..." she whispers
4956"So..."
4957"How do I put this?"
4958Zaal: ._.
4959Yuka: "There's a big fucking monster throguh there!"
4960*through
4961
4962Zaal stashes the tentacles
4963
4964Ursula slides closer
4965Yuka: "Wow...you're pretty dead..."
4966Maiden slide further away
4967Zaal: o.o
4968
4969Zaal can cast Aid
4970CIA Basalt: "Hmmm."
4971
4972CIA Basalt goes merrily peeking this way
4973Ursula: i never get the waifu :(
4974Yuka: "Wow..."
4975Zaal: Course not, You aren't a nice person
4976Yuka: "That staff is pretty gay."
4977"It's literally sparkling."
4978Ursula: but i can't compete with Ishtar
4979Yuka: "Question is Greg..."
4980"Do I violate my own honour and steal from the dead?"
4981Zaal: CRATES!
4982
4983Zaal smashes them
4984Yuka: "Because that staff looks pretty sweet."
4985CIA Basalt: "I say."
4986Yuka: "Nod if you say it's okay."
4987CIA Basalt: "You certainly have a dislike for crates!"
4988
4989Yuka makes a nodding notion with the dead mans head
4990Yuka: "Good!"
4991
4992CIA Basalt will pick up some spare food from open crates
4993Zaal: :D
4994Ursula: what the actual fuck?
4995
4996CIA Basalt takes and apple
4997Zaal: Yes!
4998Ursula: This is getting weird even for me
4999Zaal: @_@
5000CIA Basalt: o h
5001Zaal: I've been inked
5002CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+4
5003(
500418
5005)+4
5006= 22
5007Zaal: One more
5008
5009Yuka takes the staff
5010CIA Basalt: "At least I got an apple."
5011Zaal: Wha?
5012Your mic is being awful
5013Tom Nook: fix it
5014Zaal: ._.
5015
5016CIA Basalt takes a lizard afterward
5017Zaal: What the fuck were they storing here
5018@_@
5019Yuka: rolling 1d20+3 persuade the corpse to let Yuka take stuff from the alchemy table
5020(
50218
5022)+3
5023= 11
5024
5025Zaal goes back to the party covered in ink
5026
5027CIA Basalt goes back dry
5028Yuka: "Nod again if it's cool..."
5029
5030Yuka loves the head up and down again
5031Ursula: rolling 1d20+5
5032(
50333
5034)+5
5035= 8
5036Yuka: "Hmm..."
5037"I wonder..."
5038
5039Zaal pats Ursula on the back with an inky hand
5040Ursula: every 5 minutes i will roll to see if im growing on her
5041Yuka: rolling 1d20+2
5042(
50433
5044)+2
5045= 5
5046Ursula: I get a nat 20 one day
5047Zaal: It's okay. Eventually she'll be high enough level to destroy you
5048Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
5049(
505017
5051)+6
5052= 23
5053Blooper (GM): rolling 5d6
5054(
50552
5056+
50571
5058+
50592
5060+
50615
5062+
50631
5064)
5065= 11
5066Ursula: get away from me Zaal
5067Zaal: -.-
5068Ursula: keep your hands to your self
5069Yuka: "Damn..."
5070Zaal: x.x
5071Welp
5072Yuka: "I was hoping I could make some cream for this itch..."
5073
5074Zaal already offered to fix that >.>
5075Ursula: I whisper to the maiden to stay away from zaal as he grope you when you were unconscious
5076Yuka: "I saved you though, tiny bottle of red stuff,"
5077Maiden: o//o
5078Maiden hidesbehind ursula from zaal
5079Ursula: ooc: it's working
5080Zaal: x.x I was the only one that felt the need to actually heal your broken body
5081Ursula: I healed her poison
5082
5083CIA Basalt sticks head down the middle hall
5084Zaal: My ditsy companion here wasted time trying to cure nonexistent poison
5085CIA Basalt: "More crates?"
5086Ursula: ooc: i was told the poison would kill her if not cured
5087CIA Basalt: (bloper)
5088(we didnt level last session did we)
5089(b l o p?)
5090(okay)
5091Zaal: x.x
5092Yuka: "That sound probably pissed off the big things."
5093CIA Basalt: (yes)
5094Yuka: "I should probably...run..."
5095"Or hide."
5096
5097Zaal is destroyed by the dickhead squid changing things midfight
5098CIA Basalt: (i slowly open the one to my north)
5099(hmmm)
5100Ursula: it has been 5 minutes
5101
5102CIA Basalt draws Vader and fires into the wardrobe
5103Ursula: time for roll
5104
5105Yuka runs like fuck!!!
5106Ursula: rolling 1d20+5
5107(
510818
5109)+5
5110= 23
5111CIA Basalt: (vader is the fire pistol)
5112Zaal: x.x
5113
5114Zaal is considering just going home
5115Yuka: "So..."
5116CIA Basalt: (so nothing?)
5117Yuka: "There might have been an explosion..."
5118CIA Basalt: (is there a wall?)
5119(do i see anything in the muzzle and flame flash?)
5120(yes)
5121Yuka: "which mmmmight have been very loud."
5122CIA Basalt: (hmmm...)
5123Ursula: I take the maiden and move her behind me
5124
5125CIA Basalt sticks his head in
5126CIA Basalt: si
5127
5128Zaal takes the Ursula and moves her behind him
5129CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+3
5130(
51313
5132)+3
5133= 6
5134(CRIM ROLLS)
5135Commando: gnat won
5136Ursula: that thing is a planeswalker?
5137
5138CIA Basalt pulls head back out
5139CIA Basalt: "Guys I found hell!"
5140"In a wardrobe!"
5141"Someones camping in it!"
5142
5143Commando warned there were-
5144
5145CIA Basalt opens left wardrobe
5146Commando: Yeah but no one listens to me
5147so let people die
5148Ishtar: Those are demiplanes created by wizards here. They are still in testing stages and I would not recommend you enter them.
5149Tom Nook: I'm somewhat okay with getting taken out to change to a bard
5150Zalina: rolling 2d20kh1+3
5151(
515216
5153+
515413
5155)+3
5156= 19
5157Zaal: rolling 1d20
5158(
515915
5160)
5161= 15
5162CIA Basalt: (wait why initiative)
5163Yuka: rolling 1d20+3
5164(
51654
5166)+3
5167= 7
5168Ursula: rolling 1d20
5169(
51707
5171)
5172= 7
5173a stone forest made of stone. Wow
5174Commando: yes
5175yes blooper
5176Ursula: yes
5177CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+4
5178(
51796
5180)+4
5181= 10
5182(im not even on the turn oder T.T)
5183Zaal: We may be in a bit of a pickle
5184Zalina: "You moronic humans..."
5185Commando: WHAT
5186DID THEY ACTUALLY ROLL 20
5187WHY IS THERE INITIATIVE SO HIGH
5188Well that makes Zalina useless in this fight
5189I can't nova the little guys
5190I suppose he's more important
5191Commando: Emrakul's hatcher o_o
5192oh crim isn't helping us
5193sad
5194CIA Basalt: (one of my 4 shotguns would be good here but ill hit like everyone in the room)
5195
5196Zalina takes aim for the hatcher
5197Zalina: "Get out of here."
5198CIA Basalt: (i was actually gonna do that)
5199
5200Zalina 21 9 15
5201Commando: :(
5202yes
5203Zalina: rolling 1d8+17
5204(
52053
5206)+17
5207= 20
5208Commando: sure
5209Tom Nook: It's big and stupid
5210Zalina: rolling 2d20kh1+4
5211(
52123
5213+
52145
5215)+4
5216= 9
5217Commando: @_@
5218yes
5219Zalina: "If everyone can keep the brood off of me, I can try and take that thing out."
5220Zaal: @_@
5221Working on it
5222Commando: well seem as how our highest AC party member is 21
5223CIA Basalt: (i want to shout at the party to spread out but i have no way of knowing the things T.T)
5224Zaal: rolling 1d20+9
5225(
52265
5227)+9
5228= 14
5229rolling 1d20+9
5230(
52315
5232)+9
5233= 14
5234rolling 1d20+9
5235(
52369
5237)+9
5238= 18
5239rolling 1d6
5240(
52415
5242)
5243= 5
5244rolling 1d6
5245(
52462
5247)
5248= 2
5249rolling 1d6
5250(
52512
5252)
5253= 2
5254Zaal: rolling 2d8
5255(
52562
5257+
52585
5259)
5260= 7
5261Commando: and who was the one who decided to make him take notice
5262
5263Zaal uses the squid rod on Yuka
5264Zaal: rolling 1d20
5265(
52663
5267)
5268= 3
5269Yuka: "Hey don't blame me!"
5270Zalina: rolling 2d20kh1+6
5271(
527218
5273+
52747
5275)+6
5276= 24
5277Yuka: "They were pretty calm until I blew that table up!"
5278Commando: oh
5279Ursula: rolling 1d20
5280(
528118
5282)
5283= 18
5284Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
5285(
52868
5287)+6
5288= 14
5289Ishtar: rolling 5d6
5290(
52916
5292+
52932
5294+
52956
5296+
52972
5298+
52991
5300)
5301= 17
5302Zalina: "Grrr... I guess I'll have to deal with this brood myself before I can take on that hatcher!"
5303Tom Nook: This is a time when lay on hands being a bonus action would be useful x.x
5304Zaal: .-.
5305Got bigger problems
5306Ursula: blame the rules not us
5307Commando: well I mean, I can ranged that dumb thing all day if someone can just get this asshole off of me
5308CIA Basalt: "What the bloody hell is going on here?!"
5309Commando: the brood
5310Yuka: "Everything is angry!"
5311Commando: I attack with disadvantage
5312no
5313only on first turn
5314shocking graaaaasp
5315
5316CIA Basalt pulls two wires and Xion and Vader launch into his hands. He twirls them like a desperado
5317
5318CIA Basalt looks at Vader
5319Zaal: Shoot the thing with the thing
5320plez
5321CIA Basalt: "Feels like yesterday since I seen you."
5322"Zalina! Press against the wall if you can!"
5323
5324CIA Basalt roll 1d20+7
5325Commando: lewd
5326CIA Basalt: shhh
5327Commando: nat 1
5328CIA Basalt: SHHHHHH
5329
5330Zaal rolls
5331CIA Basalt: (wasnt it only 3 of them?)
5332(oh yes)
5333rolling 1d20+8 Xion
5334(
533519
5336)+8
5337= 27
5338(i dont suppose this thing hates cold by any chance)
5339rolling 1d10+5
5340(
53417
5342)+5
5343= 12
5344Zaal: Ehh
5345It's fine
5346
5347CIA Basalt flicks his gaze across the room, firing vader at the one in the corner
5348Zaal: They only get rapey on full moons
5349CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+8
5350(
53511
5352)+8
5353= 9
5354(WHAT)
5355
5356Ursula contemplates finding a chastity belt
5357CIA Basalt: (WHAT)
5358Commando: NAT 1
5359CIA Basalt: (MOOCOM)
5360Commando: NAT 1
5361NAT 1
5362NAT 1
5363CIA Basalt: (THIS IS ALLYOUR FAULT)
5364(YOU SAID IT EARLIER YOUR FUCKING CURSED)
5365Commando: Basalty
5366CIA Basalt: (THIS IS THE 5TH ONE, AND THIS IS LIKE THE 3RD SESSION)
5367Commando: don't do it
5368youll get a...
5369:X
5370
5371CIA Basalt drops Vader and continues to fire at the one in the corner with Xion
5372Commando: you know
5373CIA Basalt: dont
5374fucking
5375say
5376it
5377Commando: X:
5378Ursula: nat 1?
5379Commando: ^
5380Callum C.: nat20
5381CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+8
5382(
538320
5384)+8
5385= 28
5386Commando: hahahahahahah
5387Callum C.: BOOYAH!
5388Commando: its because I didn't say IT
5389the THING
5390Callum C.: I am the harbinger of feelsgood!
5391Commando: crim fell out of her chair
5392CIA Basalt: rolling 1d10*2+5
5393(
53945
5395)*2+5
5396= 15
5397(did i do that wrong)
5398Zaal: DO IT!
5399SHE CAUSED THIS!
5400WRECK HER!
5401Callum C.: "I did not!"
5402Ishtar: Yukah, this might hurt a bit
5403Commando: Zalina is the child here
5404Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
5405(
540619
5407)+6
5408= 25
5409Ishtar: rolling 8d6
5410(
54113
5412+
54134
5414+
54152
5416+
54174
5418+
54195
5420+
54213
5422+
54232
5424+
54254
5426)
5427= 27
5428Ursula: rolling 1d20+5
5429(
54308
5431)+5
5432= 13
5433Commando: reflex
5434Yuka: "That both tickled and hurt!"
5435Ursula: rolling 1d20+2
5436(
54372
5438)+2
5439= 4
5440Commando: make a charisma save
5441Ursula: rolling 1d20+5'
5442(
544317
5444)+5
5445= 22
5446:(
5447Yuka: rolling 1d20+6
5448(
544914
5450)+6
5451= 20
5452Ursula: I try to make a serious character. 10 minutes in and that goes right out of the window
5453Yuka: rolling 1d4+3
5454(
54554
5456)+3
5457= 7
5458CIA Basalt: (basalt is an eccentric engineer, i dont know what people expect of him. he's antisocial until someone takes interest in him or his many many creations)
5459Zaal: x.x
5460CIA Basalt: (like his guns. or his sick coat mechanisms. or the fact he has 13 guns hidden all over his person)
5461Zaal: You are literally the worst
5462Open the door again!
5463You stupid whore
5464CIA Basalt: "My, my. How rude."
5465Commando: technically its only +2 AC for the hatcher
5466if bloper wants to count it as half cover
5467
5468Zalina takes aim for the hatcher
5469Zalina: rolling 1d20+9
5470(
54715
5472)+9
5473= 14
5474rolling 1d20+9
5475(
54768
5477)+9
5478= 17
5479Commando: oh
5480Ursula: Ursula leaves and takes the Maiden with her]
5481Zalina: "So um... now what?"
5482Ursula: firemen carry
5483Zaal: Well...
5484Wait until I take this door down
5485Zalina: "Hmph."
5486"Very well."
5487
5488Zalina readies an action
5489Zaal: Or shoot the offending paladin
5490Zalina: (and hopefully can reroll)
5491Ursula: I try to help and i get threatened with death. Sigh
5492Zaal: rolling 1d20+9
5493(
549415
5495)+9
5496= 24
5497rolling 1d20+9
5498(
54992
5500)+9
5501= 11
5502rolling 1d20+9
5503(
55048
5505)+9
5506= 17
5507rolling 1d6
5508(
55092
5510)
5511= 2
5512rolling 1d6
5513(
55145
5515)
5516= 5
5517rolling 2d8
5518(
55191
5520+
55211
5522)
5523= 2
5524Zaal: Zalina, do you think you can kill that thing before I get eaten?
5525rolling 1d20
5526(
55275
5528)
5529= 5
5530Zalina: "I'm a vampire ranger. Of course I can."
5531Ishtar: rolling 5d8
5532(
55332
5534+
55357
5536+
55372
5538+
55395
5540+
55415
5542)
5543= 21
5544Zalina: rolling 1d20+9
5545(
55468
5547)+9
5548= 17
5549rolling 1d20+9
5550(
555115
5552)+9
5553= 24
5554rolling 1d8+7
5555(
55566
5557)+7
5558= 13
5559rolling 1d8+7
5560(
55611
5562)+7
5563= 8
5564Commando: It's AC is way too high to warrant sharpshooter
5565Ursula: Okay. Will casting bless on my next turn be a thing that won't get me threatened with death?
5566Commando: the best thing here is for someone to hold off the brood and then us ranged attackers beat the shit out of it
5567Ishtar: Well
5568who knows with him
5569I wouldn't worry about those though
5570Omnath's kind of gone crazy
5571Zaal: You stopped any possibility of progress being made x.x
5572That's the source of my anger
5573
5574CIA Basalt crouches in front of Zalina
5575CIA Basalt: "Firing formation, eh?"
5576(wait for what?)
5577Ishtar: when his god is filled with rage, he gets a bit...testy
5578Commando: ready your action, like I did
5579Ishtar: don't take him too seriously
5580Zaal: @_@
5581CIA Basalt: (does that include things like extra attack)
5582Zaal: Indeed
5583Commando: oh and please don't roll a THING
5584you know
5585the THING you do
5586>:(
5587Yuka: "Wait...are we firing at stuff?
5588
5589Zaal is just inane
5590Zaal: .-.
5591Commando: nat 1
5592oops
5593
5594CIA Basalt will hold his fire and wait
5595Commando: fuck
5596CIA Basalt: "Steady now, girl..."
5597Zaal: rolling 1d20
5598(
559920
5600)
5601= 20
5602Ishtar: rolling 8d6
5603(
56042
5605+
56066
5607+
56084
5609+
56105
5611+
56124
5613+
56141
5615+
56164
5617+
56182
5619)
5620= 28
5621
5622Zaal valiantly dodges but still fries
5623Ishtar: Die you monsters!
5624Also Zaal
5625Zaal: @_@
5626CIA Basalt: (Cyril Ignatius Argon Basalt)
5627Yuka: "I'm getting in on this!"
5628Ursula: 5 min time to roll
5629Commando: blooper said it too
5630
5631Yuka readies her blowgun
5632Commando: its not my fault this time
5633Ursula: look at how impressive my bless is
5634rolling 1d20+5
5635(
563610
5637)+5
5638= 15
5639Maiden looks impressed
5640CIA Basalt: (how does sharpshooter work again)
5641Commando: -5 attack, +10 damage
5642CIA Basalt: (perfect time for it!)
5643Commando: nat 1 won't save you
5644:OI
5645:O
5646most large creatures have low dex
5647CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+4+1d4
5648(
564917
5650)+4+(
56511
5652)
5653= 22
5654(does that hit)
5655Commando: nat 1 nat 1 nat 1 nat 1
5656CIA Basalt: (i will assume yes because 22 be big)
5657Yuka: rolling 1d20+6+1d4
5658(
565911
5660)+6+(
56614
5662)
5663= 21
5664CIA Basalt: rolling 1d10+5+10
5665(
56661
5667)+5+10
5668= 16
5669Yuka: rolling 1d4+3
5670(
56712
5672)+3
5673= 5
5674CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+3+1d4
5675(
567613
5677)+3+(
56783
5679)
5680= 19
5681rolling 1d10+5+10
5682(
56834
5684)+5+10
5685= 19
5686(that's 35 total across 2 attacks for meee)
5687Callum C.: nat20
5688nat20
5689nat20
5690nat20
5691Zalina: rolling 1d20+4
5692(
569316
5694)+4
5695= 20
5696rolling 1d8+17
5697(
56982
5699)+17
5700= 19
5701rolling 1d20+4+1d4
5702(
570314
5704)+4+(
57054
5706)
5707= 22
5708rolling 1d8+17
5709(
57108
5711)+17
5712= 25
5713"Got it."
5714
5715Ursula tips her non existent hat
5716Tom Nook: Finally our damage dealer gets a kill
5717CIA Basalt: "Nice shot, love."
5718Zaal: rolling 1d20
5719(
572013
5721)
5722= 13
5723Yup Super dead
5724CIA Basalt: (SO THE REAL QUESTION IS)
5725Zaal: Yeah, I'm okay with that
5726
5727Zaal wants to reincarnate as a bard
5728Zaal: @_@
5729CIA Basalt: (WILL THE PARTY LEAVE THE ASSHAT THAT KEEPS THREATENING THEM TO DIE)
5730Ursula: yes
5731CIA Basalt: (NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z)
5732
5733Zaal tried to do this two weeks ago and squiddle said no x.x
5734Zaal: Shotgun baby
5735do it
5736Wipe em out in one shot
5737
5738Ursula whispers to the maiden if she would feel bad if Zaal the asshole how not only groped her but thretened to kill everyone died
5739Zaal: x.x
5740Callum C.: nat20
5741Zaal: Only threatened ursula
5742
5743CIA Basalt drops Xion and draws GABRIEL and EMILIE for their first appearance of the campaign!
5744Maiden: well...I'd rather not anyone else die here but..
5745Maiden looks away
5746Ursula: close enough
5747CIA Basalt: (yes and they both do acid damage)
5748
5749Zaal actually just gets deathblowed by crim
5750Callum C.: DEATH BLOSSOM!
5751Tom Nook: But nothing is really resistant right?
5752ehhh
5753damage types are weird
5754mostly everything resists fire
5755
5756CIA Basalt fires GABRIEL
5757Tom Nook: and or ice
5758.-. really?
5759not oozes
5760oozes are badass
5761CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7
5762(
576315
5764)+7
5765= 22
5766Tom Nook: 500
5767CIA Basalt: 13
5768Tom Nook: far too many
5769CIA Basalt: (all on my person)
5770(my coat is a bag of holding and i have a mechanism to draw as a free action)
5771Zaal: x.x
5772wouldn't that kill you if you closed it on yourself?
5773Zalina: "Don't misfire."
5774CIA Basalt: (the pockets and stuff mainly)
5775Zaal: ah
5776sounds expensive
5777It died
5778It's ded
5779CIA Basalt: (fires in a cone)
5780Zaal: x.x
5781CIA Basalt: (how many of them get hit?)
5782Zaal: I don't know. You tell me
5783Commando: TBF, everything is weak to +17 damage mod
5784Zaal: ^
5785CIA Basalt: (cone up to its range, i just assume that it spreads the farther it gets?)
5786Zaal: It's weird in mechanics
5787CIA Basalt: Firearms with this property shoot pellets in
5788a cone out to their long range increment.
5789Zaal: everyone gets rekt
5790hit everyone
5791TBF, it's only me
5792CIA Basalt: (long range is 20 so 20 ft cone)
5793Zaal: No, only me and yuka have been TK
5794CIA Basalt: (what how do i hit ishtar)
5795(what)
5796
5797Zaal is deathblowed by a weird cloak
5798CIA Basalt: (cant i angle it this way)
5799(it is 20 ft though)
5800Zaal: Cones are weird
5801period
5802;__;
5803I tried
5804CIA Basalt: (anything past 10 gets advantage on the saving throw)
5805Zaal: yes
5806@_@
5807weird auto damage things
5808CIA Basalt: (dex save for half on shotgun cone attacks)
5809(uhh lemme check)
5810Ursula: is this homebrew? i don't remember seeing gunds in the handvook
5811handbook*
5812CIA Basalt: 15
5813Tom Nook: Matt Mercer? .-.
5814CIA Basalt: (and yes its literally the class version of the gun slinger from crit role)
5815Tom Nook: wha?
5816CIA Basalt: rolling 1d6+4
5817(
58182
5819)+4
5820= 6
5821Tom Nook: ugggh I like dubs because reading is awful
5822CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7 firing EMILIE
5823(
58246
5825)+7
5826= 13
5827Ursula: I manly like dubs when they take place in a place that is not japan
5828CIA Basalt: rolling 1d6
5829(
58301
5831)
5832= 1
5833Tom Nook: eh
5834it's fine
5835CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20+7 fire GABRIEL
5836(
583718
5838)+7
5839= 25
5840rolling 1d6+4
5841(
58426
5843)+4
5844= 10
5845Tom Nook: and Zaal
5846Told you
5847CIA Basalt: (cant i like angle the shot upwards)
5848Tom Nook: yup
5849CIA Basalt: (and not kill the player whos prone?)
5850(you know, make the shot go over him?(
5851Tom Nook: also there is no vertical axis
5852CIA Basalt: (unless the creatures are really short)
5853(what)
5854Ursula: combat over and it's been more then 5 min
5855you know waht that means
5856
5857Zalina eyes Basalt with disdain
5858Ursula: rolling 1d20+5
5859(
586019
5861)+5
5862= 24
5863
5864Zaal flops over
5865Tom Nook: I mean...
5866CIA Basalt: (now i feel awful ;-;)
5867Ishtar: Well
5868Tom Nook: no
5869Ishtar: rip mod
5870Tom Nook: she shall remain nameless
5871CIA Basalt: (can i really have that in any way not kill mod)
5872Tom Nook: fuck you squiddly
5873I'm always an asshat
5874._.
5875Bestiality is everywhere in this world
5876Yuka: "Did somebody say bestiality?"
5877Tom Nook: Squid monsters are raping everyone out there
5878See, Yuka's into it
5879Zalina: "Would you kill me to defeat the enemy as well, Basalt?"
5880CIA Basalt: "...That..."
5881Tom Nook: Perhaps
5882
5883Ursula checks on "insert name here after cliffhanger" and asks if she is ok
5884CIA Basalt: "That was incredibly unintentional."
5885Tom Nook: She has been damaged mentally
5886CIA Basalt: (im tempted to retcon my turn ;-;)
5887Tom Nook: x.x
5888Crim
5889It's okay
5890Zalina: "So... you're saying that you would not."
5891CIA Basalt: (you died mainly due to my being a newer player and not understanding mechanics entirely and stuff)
5892Tom Nook: x.x
5893CRRIIIIIIIIM
5894Liiiiiiisten to the explanations
5895they've been had
5896CIA Basalt: (i thought they would have like blocked you or something because, you know, your body was 100% surrounded by creatures that were gonna take the blast)
5897Tom Nook: x.x
5898Ursula: -2 due to prone
5899Tom Nook: I think we've traumatized her
5900Zalina: "I'm disappointed in you, Basalt. You don't seem to understand the scope of our enemy."
5901"You can't save everyone!"
5902"You do what you have to do to kill those Eldrazi!"
5903CIA Basalt: "Zalina, I'm getting very mixed signals."
5904Zalina: "And now you're chalking at all up to a damn mistake!?"
5905Ursula: clack clack clack
5906Yuka: "Question!"
5907"If he's dead, can we take his stuff?"
5908CIA Basalt: "I fired knowing the risk, and I miscalculated."
5909Commando: very well, I shall do not-voice
5910I am on a laptop
5911I can't help it
5912CIA Basalt: "A comrade died because of it. But we won."
5913Commando: I guess I will be not-voice from now on
5914Ishtar: Yes, you cna take his stuff
5915CIA Basalt: "Hm. This is only fair then."
5916Ursula: rolling 1d20
5917(
59181
5919)
5920= 1
5921Yuka: rolling d20
5922(
59233
5924)
5925= 3
5926CIA Basalt: rolling 1d20
5927(
592816
5929)
5930= 16
5931Zalina: rolling 1d20
5932(
59334
5934)
5935= 4
5936Tom Nook: To the killer goes the spoils
5937
5938CIA Basalt deftly kicks the rod into the air and snatches it as everyone reaches at once
5939Tom Nook: It's awesome
5940Ursula: i don't even trty
5941thats what the nat 1 was for me
5942Tom Nook: Shit damage but it's cool
5943Ursula: complete apathy
5944Tom Nook: XD
5945CIA Basalt: "Now, this is only fair. Want to see something fun?"
5946
5947CIA Basalt draws Jessie, his revolver
5948
5949CIA Basalt loads one of the four chambers
5950
5951CIA Basalt spins the wheel and places it to his head
5952CIA Basalt: rolling 1d4
5953(
59543
5955)
5956= 3
5957
5958CIA Basalt click
5959Commando: but I only need 3
5960
5961Zalina super vampire
5962
5963Zalina runs up the walls
5964Commando: I was actually wondering that
5965I'm not sure how Zendikarp vamps work
5966
5967Yuka realizes she fails to get the tentacle rod, ponders her failure and then returns to scratching her crotch again
5968Commando: there is a mechanic for it in battle
5969
5970CIA Basalt literally just played russian roulette and would have died on a nat 1
5971Tom Nook: Drink Zaals blood x.x
5972Commando: but I have no idea how this works in the campaign
5973Tom Nook: Vials of Zaal
5974Commando: oh w
5975I mean like
5976do I need to feed X amount of times a day
5977or something
5978Tom Nook: He has like millions of vials in his bag
5979Commando: okay
5980CIA Basalt: "Oh. would you look at that. I'm alive."
5981
5982Zalina walks up to Zaal's corpse
5983CIA Basalt: "Karma favors my actions this day."
5984Yuka: "We may have won the battle!"
5985Zalina: "Well... there is one way you can still up me."
5986Ursula: ok. so i am really hungry. What is xp so i can get food?
5987Yuka: "Yet my itch persists!"
5988
5989CIA Basalt puts away the revolver
5990
5991Zalina kneels down
5992
5993Zalina begins drinking blood from the wound
5994Tom Nook: Should've taken Zaal up on the offer Yuka
5995
5996CIA Basalt crouches next to Zalina and adjusts his monocle
5997CIA Basalt: "Fascinating."
5998Zalina: "Everyone has their dietary habits. I don't see how that's so 'fascinating'."
5999
6000Yuka watches Zalina drinking the blood
6001Yuka: "Man, that's hot."
6002CIA Basalt: "This sustains you on a biological level?"
6003Tom Nook: Whyyyyyyy do bards get a d8
6004Zalina: "Something like that."
6005CIA Basalt: "Are you what my books call, a vampire?"
6006
6007Tom Nook agrees with Yuka >.>
6008
6009Zalina nods slowly
6010Commando: you can also go to the journal tab
6011and click on her thing
6012and see the art
6013CIA Basalt: "Excellent. I will have to ask more about this someday, but I will cease obstructing your meal!"
6014
6015CIA Basalt backs off
6016
6017Yuka walks over to Zalina
6018Yuka: "Can I watch?"
6019Tom Nook: rolling 3d6+4k2
6020(
60215
6022+
60236
6024+
60253
6026)+4
6027= 18
6028rolling 3d6k2+4
6029(
60305
6031+
60321
6033+
60346
6035)+4
6036= 15
6037Ursula: rolling 3d6+4k2
6038(
60396
6040+
60416
6042+
60433
6044)+4
6045= 19
6046
6047Zalina glares at Yuka as she drinks
6048Tom Nook: rolling 3d6k2+4
6049(
60506
6051+
60521
6053+
60543
6055)+4
6056= 13
6057
6058Zalina continues drinking
6059Tom Nook: rolling 3d6k2+4
6060(
60613
6062+
60636
6064+
60652
6066)+4
6067= 13
6068Yuka: "That's...not a no."
6069Tom Nook: rolling 3d6k2+4
6070(
60713
6072+
60732
6074+
60755
6076)+4
6077= 12
6078rolling 3d6k2+4
6079(
60801
6081+
60826
6083+
60843
6085)+4
6086= 13
6087Ursula: rolling 3d6+4k2
6088(
60894
6090+
60916
6092+
60931
6094)+4
6095= 15
6096rolling 3d6+4k2
6097(
60981
6099+
61003
6101+
61021
6103)+4
6104= 9
6105rolling 3d6+4k2
6106(
61075
6108+
61091
6110+
61114
6112)+4
6113= 14
6114rolling 3d6+4k2
6115(
61166
6117+
61181
6119+
61201
6121)+4
6122= 12
6123rolling 3d6+4k2
6124(
61255
6126+
61276
6128+
61295
6130)+4
6131= 20
6132
6133Yuka sits and watches the vampire loli drinking blood
6134Ishtar: 14, 8, 13, 11, 15, 16
6135
6136Zalina finally stop drinking, wiping the excess blood from her lips
6137Zalina: "For whatever it's worth... I might need more later down the line."
6138Commando: and no
6139
6140Ishtar looksaway as itg happens
6141Commando: Zalina has no reason to hide her vampiric nature
6142
6143CIA Basalt gathers back up his guns, reloads them, fixes vader, and puts them all away, and reallocates which ones are prepped for quickdraw
6144Commando: but do I get inspiration
6145is the real question
6146yeah you can re-roll any d20 roll
6147technically you have to do it before the GM tells you the result
6148but meh
6149Ursula: so what did you all think of Ursula
6150Commando: yes
6151both
6152aas a player, I approve of such things
6153CIA Basalt: (i havent been here long enough to have an opinion)
6154Commando: Zalina doesn't care about the affairs of humans
6155CIA Basalt: (shook hands and seems okay)
6156(ROBIN)
6157Commando: bloper is trying to start a family in that campaign
6158CIA Basalt: (BANGING REDHEADS)
6159
6160Tom Nook stuffs everyone into the apron
6161
6162Tom Nook runs away
6163Commando: ;___;
6164Ursula: Honesty: Don’t lie or cheat. Let your word be your promise.
6165Courage: Never fear to act, though caution is wise.
6166Compassion: Aid others, protect the weak, and punish those who threaten them. Show mercy to your foes, but temper it with Wisdom.
6167Honor: Treat others with fairness, and let your honorable deeds be an example to them. Do as much good as possible while causing the least amount of harm.
6168Duty: Be responsible for your actions and their consequences, protect those entrusted to your care, and obey those who have just authority over you.
6169
6170Yuka starts scratching her back with the crowbar
6171Commando: can I make Zaal into a null now
6172hahahahahahah
6173I am so doing that
6174Tom Nook: What?
6175Commando: Zaal is now my null
6176Tom Nook: what is that? .-.
6177Commando: hi scott o.o
6178bye scott o.o
6179good to meet you o.o
6180sorry about the clicking o.o
6181Callum C.: bye not my scott
6182CIA Basalt: o.o
6183delete system 32
6184Commando: no mod
6185I stay
6186no
6187you didn't
6188I was still there too
6189both mod and I were left in there
6190Commando: you kicked everyone else
6191you didn't kick me w
6192it was literally just mod and I
6193you can still kick people
6194even though they're offline
6195CIA Basalt: acutally like
61964 hours of rp
6197i left at 7 am
6198
6199Zalina sighs
6200Commando: oh blooper
6201the thing says it only works if I kill the creature with blood thirst
6202and Zaal was-
6203yes
6204YES
6205
6206CIA Basalt stomps on one of the eldrazi spawn corpses
6207CIA Basalt: "Grr."
6208Tom Nook: Can I gnome?
6209Zalina: "Now... Zaal isn't quite done with us yet."
6210"Let me show you all the greatness of vampires."
6211Ishtar: That...was a rather disturbing ending
6212
6213Ishtar sits down in the corner with a dazed look
6214
6215Zaal rises from the ground
6216Yuka: "Looks like somebody needs a hug!"
6217Tom Nook: ._.
6218
6219CIA Basalt nearly chokes
6220CIA Basalt: "What"
6221"What"
6222"W h a t"
6223Tom Nook: The one person Yuka never tried to hug gets a hug after death
6224
6225Ishtar groans and lowers her head
6226
6227Yuka not zaal. Ishtar
6228Tom Nook: ;__;
6229Yuka: rolling 1d20+3 A hug makes everything better!
6230(
623110
6232)+3
6233= 13
6234
6235Tom Nook intercepts the Yuka
6236
6237Yuka HUG ENGAGE!
6238Commando: also note that Zaal has likely been transformed into a very grotesque zombie
6239
6240Ishtar is hugged
6241Yuka: "See?"
6242"Don't you feel better?"
6243Commando: "Nulls’ heads are featureless except for a gaping mouth filled with jagged teeth. Their bodies are shriveled and distorted, but preter- naturally strong."
6244Zalina: "So that should be useful somewhere down the line."
6245Callum C.: So is Ishtar unfazed by the fact Yuka has had both hands down her pants?
6246Tom Nook: Yuka also doesn't have pants x.x
6247Zaal is the only one that saw
6248
6249Zalina noticed
6250Tom Nook: apparently
6251and Zalina
6252
6253Zalina was not flattered
6254Tom Nook: Ehhhhh
6255
6256Yuka keeps hugging!
6257Tom Nook: Questionable
6258Commando: apparently players don't mind the null
6259
6260CIA Basalt pokes Zaal
6261CIA Basalt: "Eh?"
6262Tom Nook: Why would they
6263
6264CIA Basalt pokes its face
6265CIA Basalt: "Ehhh."
6266Zalina: "Say hi, Zaal."
6267
6268Zaal waves
6269Yuka: "You smell nice."
6270Zalina: "Eh, we'll work on that."
6271Ishtar: I...there's a rotting corpse in the room. An easy comparison.
6272CIA Basalt: "Am I to believe that this is what happens to beings you feed on?"
6273Tom Nook: Let her drink from you and find out
6274
6275Yuka is just sat behind Ishtar with her arms wrapped around her waist and her head resting on Ishtar's back
6276Zalina: "normally, only to beings I kill."
6277
6278Ishtar is fine with this
6279Zalina: "But Zaal seemed to have died recently enough to where it still worked."
6280Tom Nook: Apparently Zaal was not finished with this world
6281CIA Basalt: "Whoops.~"
6282"Your welcome for the slave, I guess?"
6283
6284CIA Basalt anime halfmoon eyesmile behind the monocle
6285Zalina: "We made the best of a difficult situation."
6286"Can't ask more than that."
6287"And hey..."
6288"You did what you had to do to kill those eldrazi."
6289"You shouldn't be ashamed of that."
6290
6291Yuka is totally calm and quiet
6292Tom Nook: Even though Zalina killed the only dangerous eldrazi
6293>.>
6294<.<
6295Zalina: "Personally... I think you did very well. For a non-vampire."
6296
6297Zalina looks away, making a pouty face.
6298Commando: Zapdos has never really hidden what he looks like
6299yeah
6300CIA Basalt: "Moreso I did what I WANTED to do to kill Eldrazi. Any other gun would have worked, and probably would have kept Zaal alive. I had another weapon prepped. I just really do not like Eldrazi! And between, you and me...I wasn't personally a fan of Zaal either. Still wasn't intentional though. But I did the thing, and the things are mush. I checked to make sure the universe was still in balance, and so I am content."
6301"..."
6302"Thank you for the compliment!"
6303Zalina: "If we're going to be brutally honest, his usefulness was running low anyway."
6304Tom Nook: ;__;
6305Zalina: "I have little faith in paladins, but this Ursula seems like she might be useful."
6306Tom Nook: I tried
6307Commando: mod I'm just being in character ;_
6308Tom Nook: x.x Half sad
6309Commando: but really
6310Tom Nook: The most insulting of sadness
6311Commando: no stat higher than 15
6312Blooper (GM): kek
6313Tom Nook: yeah x.x
6314I can't roll
6315Commando: the nrmalest of paladins
6316Tom Nook: Yup
6317Extremely average
6318in a non average campaign
6319CIA Basalt: "Where did she even come from anyway? I literally just got here, slept in a bit. And where's the other lass? I was a right fan of her, I was. She went out of her way to attempt to save my life! Accomplished nothing of course, but its the thought that counts."
6320Zalina: "She's... been with us all along."
6321"Did you really not notice?"
6322Tom Nook: x.x She clotheslined Zaal into a river
6323
6324Tom Nook flops over
6325CIA Basalt: (wait ursula has been here entire campaign?)
6326Yuka: "The sneakiest paladin!"
6327Tom Nook: Zalina used pass without trace on her
6328
6329Yuka continues cuddling Ishtar. This has evolved into cuddling now
6330CIA Basalt: "Nope!"
6331
6332Ishtar thinks this is more dubious but is willing to stand it for now
6333Zalina: "Well... she's here now. And she's not dead."
6334CIA Basalt: "I don't really pay attention to things that don't pique my interest."
6335
6336Ishtar shocks yuka anyway tho
6337Zalina: "Which puts her far ahead of Zaal."
6338CIA Basalt: "Indeed!"
6339Zalina: "So... what's your story anyway?"
6340"Basalt."
6341Commando: sad
6342CIA Basalt: "I come from a city where I operated as an engineer in a mercenary company."
6343Zalina: "An engineer? Like... you design defenses and stuff?"
6344"Or wait..."
6345"What is an... engineer?"
6346CIA Basalt: "One thing lead to another and now not only is the city half-nonexistent, but people are looking for me. Such is the getup. And yes! To an extent. I've always had a penchant for such things."
6347Zalina: "I... see."
6348CIA Basalt: "Essentially, I build things. I invent things."
6349Zalina: "I'm not good with complicated machines and stuff like that... but I know the wilderness well."
6350
6351Yuka stops cuddling Ishtar for she is all hugged out
6352Zalina: "Your weapons are certainly interesting."
6353"But I've always known the bow and arrow."
6354CIA Basalt: "I invented them myself! First of their kind I believe."
6355
6356Ishtar flops over
6357Zalina: "Yeah, I've never seen anything like them."
6358"Almost remind of crossbows."
6359*remind me
6360Yuka: "Don't mind me, I'm just here to listen."
6361
6362Zalina shoots a dirty look at Yuka
6363Yuka: "What?"
6364Zalina: rolling 1d20+9
6365(
636618
6367)+9
6368= 27
6369
6370Zalina hits Yuka with the dirty look
6371Yuka: "Are those flirty eyes?"
6372Zalina: "Hmph."
6373Blooper (GM): take 9 psychic damage
6374:P
6375Yuka: "Is this because I watched you eat the paladin?"
6376CIA Basalt: "I'm really not handy in modern combat. I'm nigh useless up close range. But before I travelled to the city that would become my home, I decided I needed a measure of self defense. No good with the sword or bow, so I decided to put my knowledge with tinkering to a more offensive mindset. And so, I developed the concept that lead to this."
6377
6378CIA Basalt flicks his wrist, derringer pops out, blasts a small hole in the wall, that pops back in his sleeve
6379Zalina: "You put your talents to their best use. Smart."
6380
6381Zalina o_o
6382Zalina: "Amazing..."
6383"I-I mean!"
6384"..."
6385
6386Tom Nook bloops around
6387CIA Basalt: "I need no strength for pulling a bow. I push the button, and a small projectile is launched by a small controlled explosion at a velocity faster than the eye can track, a velocity that causes such things to penetrate just about any sort of flesh I've come across so fa--"
6388Zalina: "...all right, yeah, it's kind of cool."
6389
6390CIA Basalt o.o
6391Yuka: "Is that not boring though?"
6392"Where's the fun in just pressing a button to kill something?"
6393Zalina: "Zaal, stand over there, you're probably freaking people out."
6394CIA Basalt: "I am not strong or well versed in the arts of war. I'm fast and I'm smart. My smart is in building things and maintaining them."
6395"So in order to make things fun, I build new and different firearms."
6396"Like the ones that killed Zaal."
6397
6398Zalina nods, looking at Basalt's weapons with curiousity
6399CIA Basalt: "Multiple projectiles a barrel all coated in Acid."
6400Yuka: "Can I touch them?"
6401
6402Blooper (GM) looks more comfrtable with zaal moved over and sits up near the others
6403
6404CIA Basalt flicks out Gabriel and Emilie and passes them to Yuka
6405CIA Basalt: "Sure! Just don't Zaal anybody with them."
6406
6407Zalina follows the guns with her eyes
6408Yuka: "Oooh~"
6409rolling 1d20 Spin the guns around
6410(
64116
6412)
6413= 6
6414
6415CIA Basalt then flicks out Xion & Vader
6416CIA Basalt: "Fire and Ice rounds! Touched up with some hedron dust."
6417
6418CIA Basalt looks at Zalina
6419CIA Basalt: "Would you like to see them?"
6420
6421Zalina o.o
6422Zalina: "Um... sure."
6423
6424CIA Basalt hands her the twin pistols
6425
6426Yuka tries to spin the guns around but does a pretty sloppy job of it
6427
6428Zalina takes both of them and examines them with very curious loli eyes
6429Ishtar: *
6430
6431Zalina gazes with an innocent focus, for once almost seeming like an actual child
6432Tom Nook: Loli eyes ftw
6433
6434Ishtar looks on curiously but uncertain, not asking for one
6435Yuka: "Are they loaded?"
6436Tom Nook: Guns for everyone
6437
6438CIA Basalt watches excitedly because OH MY GOD PEOPLE ARE TAKING INTEREST IN MY BABIES
6439Tom Nook: There are enough to go around
6440CIA Basalt: "Yes!"
6441Zalina: "So... you just pull this part here..."
6442
6443Zalina wraps a finger around the trigger
6444Zalina: "And it fires a projectile?"
6445Tom Nook: The gun goes off and ricochets around the room XD
6446CIA Basalt: "Yes! And you line the notch on the back of the top, with the small point on the tip of the top, and that's where the projectile will go."
6447Zalina: "Wow... that would have been nice when-"
6448
6449Zalina pauses
6450Zalina: "...here."
6451
6452Zalina hands the guns back
6453Yuka: "How do I reload this?"
6454"Can I take the bullet out?"
6455
6456CIA Basalt HALF MOON ANIME EYE SMILE, as its the only part of him that's physically visible, he's even wearing gloves
6457CIA Basalt: "Yuka there's a button on the bottom that opens the barrels."
6458"The cartridges filled with hedron shards are inside."
6459
6460Ishtar seems a bit worried at Yuka messing with dangerous objects
6461Yuka: "And then I can take the bullet out?"
6462CIA Basalt: "Yes."
6463Yuka: "Hmm..."
6464"Let's see if I can do this..."
6465Zalina: "..."
6466Yuka: rolling 1d20+11 speed reload!
6467(
646820
6469)+11
6470= 31
6471CIA Basalt: "Don't break Emilie, now."
6472(HOLY FUCK)
6473
6474Zalina places the pistols on the ground and walks off towards a corner
6475Callum C.: OH YES!
6476
6477Yuka in the blink of an eye, Yuka removes the cartridges and places them back in
6478CIA Basalt: (YUKA JUST DOES A FUCKING MILITARY RELOAD DRILL)
6479(JESUS CHRIST)
6480"I..."
6481Yuka: "Man!"
6482"That feels awesome!"
6483
6484Yuka does it again, reloading the gun within a second
6485Yuka: "Nimble fingers!"
6486CIA Basalt: "Usually I don't bother with that, the precious seconds it takes in battle are too valuable. I can drop and draw a new one out of my coat far faster."
6487"But...I feel like you would have no trouble."
6488
6489CIA Basalt is absolutely astonished
6490
6491Ishtar is confused but looks surprised at Yuka's apparently proficiency
6492Yuka: "I was always taught that with quick fingers anything is possible."
6493CIA Basalt: "I mean that's a way to look at things!"
6494"Such is why I always keep my drawing hands quick."
6495
6496Zalina pokes at one of the stars idly
6497
6498Yuka unsheathes her shortsword and begins twirling that around with some speed
6499CIA Basalt: "Believe it or not, one time I almost defeated a master monk in hand to hand combat through pure quickhanded bullshittery alone!"
6500"...Almost."
6501Callum C.: Crim you've seen Genji's emote haven't you?
6502with the dagger?
6503CIA Basalt: (yes)
6504Commando: zzz
6505Callum C.: that's basically what Yuka is doing
6506
6507CIA Basalt eyes Zalina
6508
6509CIA Basalt no longer cares about his guns
6510
6511CIA Basalt hates him
6512Yuka: "I suppose you can have these back now."
6513
6514Yuka twirls the guns and hands them back
6515
6516CIA Basalt somehow slides them into pockets that don't look big enough to hold more than a wallet
6517
6518CIA Basalt tugs on what appears to be a loose seam on the front of his coat, hooking it on his finger, and as he pulls a rifle launches out landing perfectly into his hand
6519CIA Basalt: "This is Ellie."
6520"Ellie is my favorite."
6521"Don't tell my other guns."
6522Yuka: "As long as you promise not tell my glaive or blowgun that Dave here is my favourite weapon."
6523
6524Yuka is still spinning the shortsword
6525Callum C.: is blooper still here?
6526
6527CIA Basalt nods, peers down and gives Dave a sly nod and thumb up, almost as if to say "I gotcha covered, bro."
6528Yuka: "He's shy around other people."
6529
6530Yuka spins the sword a final time before sheathing it
6531CIA Basalt: "Really? He seems like a very confrontational kind of guy! Can't judge a book by his cover eh? Don't worry Dave, I feel you."
6532Blooper (GM): (I'm back now)
6533(got up for a moment)
6534
6535Zalina grasps her arm, looking forlornly at the star statue
6536CIA Basalt: "Something bother you about it?"
6537Zalina: "No."
6538"Just... thinking."
6539
6540Ishtar walks over
6541CIA Basalt: "About? If I'm allowed to pry."
6542
6543Yuka starts swinging the glaive around
6544
6545Zalina sighs
6546Zalina: "Just... all the friends I've lost."
6547
6548Ishtar levitates the pieces of the star up into the air, creating a shaky outline of the star and running her finger along the cracks, sealing hte star back together
6549Zalina: "Everything that's went on..."
6550"Why the stupid Eldrazi can't just leave us alone..."
6551"Why families have to die!"
6552
6553Zalina is becoming angrier with each sentence she utters
6554Ishtar: There's still hope of something, a recovery.
6555Just like this star.
6556It is whole again, but the magic is gone.
6557And that's something.
6558Zalina: "But the world surrounding the star has been ravaged by these... things."
6559"It's friends have been defiled or destroyed."
6560Ishtar: we can remake it again
6561even if its a grey, ravaged recovery
6562Zalina: "The only reason it has to go on... it bring down that which destroyed its world."
6563"So that what few stars may remain can live a life free of such evil."
6564
6565Ishtar waves her hand and summons a small, pulsing light in the heart of the star
6566Ishtar: its certainly not the best situation
6567but it is a cause worth fighting for
6568CIA Basalt: "Bit more than that. Its a cause worth dying for."
6569Zalina: "I'm already dead."
6570"It's just a matter of how many Eldrazi I bring with me."
6571Ishtar: I don't plan to die to these monsters.
6572CIA Basalt: "You and I think incredibly alike, Zalina."
6573Ishtar: Even if this world dies, I will be here with the last spark of the storm, fighting to bring it back.
6574
6575Zalina hmph
6576Zalina: "I guess someone has to rebuild..."
6577Yuka: "Haha! Take that air!"
6578
6579Zalina looks over at Yuka
6580CIA Basalt: "A lowly engineer for a mercenary company did not join an army fighting insurmountable odds under the assumption he would make it out alive!"
6581
6582Zalina rolls eyes
6583
6584CIA Basalt says this completely nonchalantly
6585Zalina: "Sometimes I wish I could just be like that... not have a care in the world."
6586CIA Basalt: "She really is peculiar. I like her."
6587Zalina: "I can't forgive what those monsters did though..."
6588Ishtar: I don't ever wish for that.
6589Ignoring, going back,none of those are options.
6590The only way is to push forward to a new future.
6591
6592Ishtar levitates the star into the middle of the room, then clenches her fist, the star exploding in a brilliant supernova of lightning and light, shining dust raining down from the lcoud
6593Zalina: "If we win... do you really think there'll be anything left?"
6594CIA Basalt: "There doesn't have to be."
6595Zalina: "Will this world still be worth something?"
6596"Yeah, I guess it doesn't really matter."
6597CIA Basalt: "We are what we are. If we win this planet is ours again."
6598
6599Ishtar motions to the room full of wardrobes
6600CIA Basalt: "I could organize the building of a city in my sleep."
6601Ishtar: I lead a study on dealing with that
6602making a new place to transfer the Khalni heart, and remake zendikar
6603but...this is Zedikar
6604if we can win, if we cna drive off this blight...it will rebuild
6605already a heart has sprouted in one of the destroyed continents, already greenery grows again there
6606Zalina: "I suppose that's good then... at least it's something."
6607
6608Yuka stops swinging the glaive around
6609Zalina: "Hear that, Thel? Something might be elft after all..."
6610
6611Zalina almost whispers this
6612Zalina: *left
6613Yuka: "Eh...Ishtar?"
6614CIA Basalt: "Talking to a family member, eh?"
6615
6616Zalina eyes warily
6617Zalina: "Perhaps..."
6618
6619CIA Basalt nods and surprisingly for once seems to be considering not saying another word
6620
6621Ishtar turns to Yuka
6622Ishtar: yes?
6623Yuka: "Is there a bathroom around here?"
6624Zalina: "So what about you then, Basalt? Why do you fight the Eldrazi?"
6625Yuka: "Just with all the fighting and moving around..."
6626Ishtar: each of the rooms to the south has one
6627they are living quarters
6628eldrazi have only been detected further in, so you should be safe
6629Yuka: "But I thought Zalina found a bunch of them in the south?"
6630Ishtar: south east
6631towards the bottom of the roomm the others came from
6632Zalina: "They're further in, I think."
6633"The immediate room is likely to be safe."
6634Yuka: "I'll take your word for it"
6635"Don't wait up."
6636CIA Basalt: "I have a few reasons. One because I have nowhere else to go. Two because there's two people I'm looking for! I believe one died in the battle that pushed them back but....He was a big guy, toughest in the army. I feel he might still be out there. A good friend. Another is a child."
6637
6638Yuka places her glaive on her back and leaves the room
6639Zalina: "Huh... I'm looking for someone too."
6640CIA Basalt: "Another reason is....I too, talk to lost family a lot."
6641Zalina: "I wouldn't call him a friend though."
6642
6643CIA Basalt clutches his rifle just a bit tighter
6644Zalina: "..."
6645CIA Basalt: "Don't I, Ellie?"
6646Zalina: "...'Ellie'?"
6647Ishtar: ...I gave up on my search long ago, myself
6648
6649CIA Basalt holds up the rifle in his hands
6650Ishtar: perhaps one day I'll have the motivation to look again
6651CIA Basalt: "This is Ellie."
6652Ishtar: at least...your work gives an outlet
6653Zalina: "And how did 'Ellie' get her name?"
6654
6655Ishtar motions to the rifle
6656CIA Basalt: "Ellie was...the closest thing I've ever had to a significant other."
6657"We weren't technically a couple. But we were close. Things happened sometimes. A colleague."
6658"She's the mother of my child."
6659Zalina: "Oh..."
6660CIA Basalt: "A daughter who is still out there. Somewhere."
6661Zalina: "Hopefully she didn't get caught up in this war, like I did..."
6662Ishtar: Everyone got caught up in this war.
6663CIA Basalt: "So I bring Ellie everywhere. Along with..." Basalt starts unloading each and every gun
6664"Lori. Jasmine. Xion. Vader. Jessie. Evelyn. Thor. Gabriel. Emilie. Aiden."
6665Zalina: "Yes... they did."
6666
6667Zalina chuckles
6668Zalina: "And I suppose each one of those has a little history attached to it, don't they?"
6669
6670CIA Basalt flicks his wrist, derringer pops out of his sleeve
6671CIA Basalt: "Carly."
6672"Yes. I personalized them after all of my favorite people."
6673
6674Zalina smiles faintly
6675
6676CIA Basalt pulls out a final gun. A rifle. No attachments. No nothing. Its the plainest of all.
6677CIA Basalt: "This one has no name. No personality."
6678"I....hope it never does."
6679Zalina: "Why is that?"
6680CIA Basalt: "Every weapon here is named after somebody who has fallen, either directly as part of this war, or indirectly."
6681Zalina: "Should we name it Zaal?"
6682CIA Basalt: "If this last gun gains its name, and its personality, that means my last important person has fallen."
6683
6684Zalina snickers
6685
6686CIA Basalt actually laughs at this
6687CIA Basalt: "Nah, I'll buy a pocket knife and name it Zaal. Close enough."
6688Zalina: "I probably shouldn't be so insulting. He gave his life for this war and brought down a lot of Eldrazi with him. Can't ask more than that from a person."
6689"He fought well."
6690"Well... he fought."
6691CIA Basalt: "Can't ask more of him, other than, leave the bloody door closed you absolute mongoloid."
6692Zalina: "Hmph. Well, the situation worked out."
6693CIA Basalt: "Would have worked out hell of a lot better. Would have bought us time for tactical repositioning rather than a hasty straight line for firing. Funnel tactics. He would have lived. In fact, no more injuries would have occurred. But hey, maybe the zombie will proof more useful."
6694Zalina: "Might soak up a few hits, at least."
6695
6696CIA Basalt adjusts his monocle again, saying this in the same cheerily neutral tone he says literally everything in
6697Commando: bloper I'm not even sure how a statblock works for these things
6698its supposed to be a slightly stronger zombie
6699Blooper (GM): uhh
6700Commando: whatever that means
6701Blooper (GM): let me investigate
6702Zalina: "I dunno."
6703"I was able to take out that hatcher."
6704"And there's only one other exit from this place."
6705"Which eventually leads to a horde of shock troop eldrazi."
6706Commando: oh
6707I guess we're done
6708Blooper (GM): gone
6709CIA Basalt: "oh...Oh dear."
6710Blooper (GM): umm
6711moocom
6712use a non large size zombie ogre
6713I guess
6714http://www.aidedd.org/dnd/monstres.php?vo=ogre-zombie
6715Commando: k
6716Zalina: "Yeah..."
6717"It might have worked, it might not have."
6718"Ultimately though, we should just kill every last one of these things."
6719"And kill them we shall."
6720"I just hope..."
6721"Well..."
6722Zalina: "Never mind."
6723"I'm still wondering what stake someone like Yuka has in this war though."
6724CIA Basalt: "That is what I'm here for! Kill Eldrazi! Make bigger weapons to kill Eldrazi! I'm already working on an idea for a big one."
6725
6726CIA Basalt looks at Yuka
6727CIA Basalt: "I get the feeling, literally fun."
6728
6729Yuka went away
6730
6731CIA Basalt did i stutter
6732Zalina: "We should probably check on her."
6733CIA Basalt: "True enough"
6734Zalina: "Make sure she doesn't bring MORE Eldrazi our way."
6735Yuka: "No need!"
6736
6737Yuka stands behind them
6738CIA Basalt: "... Shit you're ri--"
6739Zalina: "Uwaaa!"
6740Yuka: "I'm a big girl!"
6741CIA Basalt: "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU-"
6742Blooper (GM): Eeep!
6743w
6744Ishtar: *
6745Zalina: "Good heavens!"
6746CIA Basalt: "Good heavens!"
6747Ishtar: "Good heavens!"
6748Zalina: "Well then..."
6749Yuka: "I didn't think you guys would miss me that much..."
6750Zalina: "I suppose the question still stands."
6751"Why are you fighting here, Yuka?"
6752"What causes you to hate the Eldrazi?"
6753Yuka: "Because I go where I'm needed!"
6754Zalina: "Ehh..."
6755
6756Zalina gives Yuka a very skeptical look
6757Yuka: "What's with the sexy eye?"
6758"You are aware of what a mercenary is, right?"
6759Zalina: "I-It's not sexy!" she says with a blush
6760"I just... I'm just not sure if your reasons are genuine!"
6761"N-No..."
6762"What is a mercenary?"
6763CIA Basalt: "...I said I used to be one earlier...."
6764Yuka: "A mercenary goes to whoever is paying the most."
6765Zalina: 'I was confused then too but I didn't want to say anything..." she mumbles
6766
6767CIA Basalt is sad Zalina actually paid 0 attention when he answered her first question
6768
6769CIA Basalt oh
6770Zalina: "But now that there's two of you... I guess I'd better ask."
6771Yuka: "Which is what I do! Except instead of going where the money is, I go where people need help the most!"
6772CIA Basalt: "I did jobs for money! Some I'm not proud of, some I'm very proud of."
6773
6774Zalina eyes both of you with suspicion
6775CIA Basalt: "But my creations made me a living."
6776Yuka: "There's that sexy eye again."
6777Zalina: "S-Stop calling it that!"
6778"Wh-What does that mean anyway!?"
6779
6780Zalina stomps her foot
6781Yuka: "It's what grown-ups give each other!"
6782Zalina: "Huh!?"
6783Yuka: "I'll tell you some other time."
6784
6785Zalina growls a loli growl
6786Yuka: "You're so cute when you're angry."
6787Zalina: "N-No I'm not!"
6788"Stop making fun of me!"
6789"I'm a ranger!"
6790
6791CIA Basalt has his snickering muffled by all of the things covering and concealing his head
6792Zalina: "You have no idea the kinds of things I can do! The kinds of things I've been through!"
6793
6794Ishtar isn't sure what to make of this
6795Yuka: "That makes two of us."
6796Zalina: "I can even-"
6797
6798Zalina stops
6799Zalina: "...hang on."
6800
6801Zalina walks over to the wall quickly, pulling her shorts down, followed by squatting down
6802
6803CIA Basalt O___________O
6804CIA Basalt: "E-Eh?!"
6805
6806Yuka just stares
6807Ishtar: .-.
6808CIA Basalt: "Oh deary me."
6809
6810CIA Basalt looks away
6811
6812Zalina || a puddle begins to appear in front of her
6813Yuka: "Your butt is pretty cute."
6814
6815Zalina finishes and pulls her shorts back up
6816Zalina: "Sorry."
6817Yuka: "Also no fair!"
6818
6819Zalina ???
6820Yuka: "I had to go find the bathroom!"
6821Zalina: "Why are you all looking at me like that?"
6822Yuka: "I didn't know we could just go where we wanted!"
6823Zalina: "I just thought that..."
6824"Are you saying that..."
6825"Oh..."
6826"Was I not supposed to do that here?"
6827CIA Basalt: "Well, normally no."
6828Yuka: "Yeah."
6829
6830Zalina blushes a bit
6831CIA Basalt: "But its technically a battlefield, not like you're in someones home soooooo"
6832Yuka: "People tend to get angry when you just kind of go where you please."
6833Zalina: "I... spent a lot of time outdoors. Alone."
6834CIA Basalt: "....Heh."
6835Zalina: "I forget sometimes."
6836"My friend and I... we just... got used to it."
6837
6838CIA Basalt pulls a full bag of liquid out from under his coat and drops it in a corner
6839CIA Basalt: "Engineering!"
6840Yuka: "Heh, you're so precious."
6841Zalina: "Eh?"
6842"Is that... what I think it is?"
6843CIA Basalt: "Yes."
6844
6845Zalina ._.
6846Zalina: "Well... that's pretty clever."
6847CIA Basalt: "If I told you just how automated I've been able to make my being through the tech in my clothes you might not believe me"
6848Yuka: "But where's the fun in just having a bag?"
6849
6850CIA Basalt twitches his thumb and a mechanism scratches his nose from within
6851Ishtar: Whoneeds technology when you
6852're a storm mage
6853CIA Basalt: "Me. Because I am not ANY kind of mage."
6854Zalina: "Basalt might not need it but it's certainly nice to have..."
6855
6856Zalina stares at the bag
6857CIA Basalt: "I came up with the idea when I had to...take care of an unruly person. I tended to do that sort of thing from afar. A lot of waiting."
6858
6859Zalina nods in understanding
6860CIA Basalt: "I had been going in a cup and tossing it out occassionally."
6861Zalina: "I know that all too well."
6862CIA Basalt: "But I also had a cup of tea."
6863"One time I came very close to getting the two cups mixed up."
6864
6865Zalina winces
6866CIA Basalt: "Would have been the grossest mouthful of my life."
6867Ishtar: ._.
6868CIA Basalt: "So I just decided to make something to just take care of it for me."
6869"That's how lots of my inventions come about."
6870Zalina: "You're a clever guy."
6871CIA Basalt: "Like, 'Maaan I wish I didn't have to do, insert thing here!'"
6872"And then I think...Why DO I have to? And I build something to completely circumvent it."
6873"I was a popular guy back at the red-hand camp for it. Ran a sort of little mechanics shop when I didn't need a big pay-day by doing some sort of job."
6874"That was way back then, back when it was still safe to show my face."
6875Zalina: "I just came to learn to live off the land."
6876"How to hunt, look for shelter... those kinds of things."
6877"...Gets pretty difficult when most of the forests around here are gone."
6878"I was an elite scout for my brigade."
6879"It resulted in a lot of... solo missions."
6880"So I'm not good when it comes to... social graces."
6881
6882Zalina stares at the puddle
6883CIA Basalt: (lewd)
6884Yuka: "I mean...there's nothing wrong with just doing it in the corner."
6885Blooper (GM): time to clear logs after this
6886Zalina: "Well I mean OTHER than that!"
6887Callum C.: w
6888Zalina: "I just... have a hard time talking to people sometimes."
6889"And... and..."
6890
6891Yuka kind of wishes more people would
6892CIA Basalt: "Oh, so do I!"
6893Zalina: "Why am I even telling you about this?!"
6894
6895Zalina crosses arms
6896Yuka: "Because you like us?"
6897"And we think you're cute?"
6898CIA Basalt: "After awhile I just stopped caring. It was like, oh they think I'm weird and eccentric. Humbug to social norms! I say what I think, and think what I please. Unless I think it might offend a person. In which case I might not. But still. That."
6899
6900Zalina looks away from Yuka, blushing again
6901
6902CIA Basalt fiddles with monocle more. one might think its a habitual tick
6903CIA Basalt: "What she said, yeah."
6904"Why NOT tell us these things, really."
6905Yuka: "You're really cute when you blush."
6906CIA Basalt: "What are we going to do, stab you for being shy?"
6907Zalina: "I mean you're not even vamp-"
6908
6909Zalina pauses again
6910CIA Basalt: "Secretiveness is just odd."
6911Zalina: "It's just... hard to talk about."
6912
6913Zalina hangs head
6914
6915CIA Basalt pat
6916
6917Zalina gununununu
6918Yuka: "Looks like somebody could use a hug!"
6919Zalina: "E-Ehhh!?"
6920
6921Yuka picks up the vampire loli!
6922Zalina: "H-Hey!!!"
6923Yuka: "Super hug!"
6924
6925Zalina struggles
6926Zalina: "P-Put me down!"
6927Yuka: "You know you love it!"
6928Zalina: "No I don't!!! Put me down!"
6929Yuka: "Aw..."
6930
6931Yuka puts Zalina down
6932
6933Zaal walks up
6934
6935Zaal oh
6936Zalina: "Ease up, Zaal."
6937
6938Zalina pouts
6939
6940Ishtar shies away when Zaal approcahes
6941Yuka: "Aw...don't pout."
6942"That just makes me want to hug you more!"
6943
6944Zalina growls
6945Yuka: "Growling doesn't help"
6946
6947Zalina grits teeth
6948Yuka: "It just makes you cuter!"
6949Zalina: "Let's just... get back to work, okay!?"
6950Yuka: "I suppose."
6951"That's not gonna stop me from calling you cute though."
6952
6953Zalina rolls eyes
6954
6955CIA Basalt finds all of this very entertaining. he doesn't socialize often, but he likes these two
6956Yuka: "Aw...you're not blushing anymore..."
6957Zalina: "Seldrina wasn't even this bad..."
6958Callum C.: Rule 1 of Yuka: She's fucking insane, but she has a good heart
6959Yuka: "Before we move out though, I need to sit down for a minute or two."
6960Zalina: "Why?"
6961"Didn't we already rest?"
6962"We have more Eldrazi to kill."
6963Yuka: "Because spending the whole day swinging this damn thing around makes my legs hurt."
6964Zalina: "They're not gonna kill themselves."
6965"Sadly enough..."
6966Commando: ITS JSUT TOO MUCH RP
6967
6968Commando falls down
6969
6970Yuka leans against the wall and slumps down to the ground
6971Callum C.: RP is good for the soul!
6972Blooper (GM): dubious
6973Callum C.: although I think we're done now
6974Commando: okay
6975
6976Yuka closes her eyes and begins muttering some words in a foreign language
6977Commando: zendikarp short rests are supposed to be like five minutes though
6978Blooper (GM): indeed
6979Callum C.: she's only sitting down for like a minute
6980Commando: see I spend all this time making a character and drawing her a picture
6981CIA Basalt: i would keep going but it is 6 am and i am becoming tire
6982Commando: and shes probably not even going to survive
6983w
6984ded lolis
6985Callum C.: you're not mod though
6986Commando: which means my allies may not kill me
6987Callum C.: who took a fucking shotgun cone to the life
6988Commando: but something else might
6989CIA Basalt: 3 shotguns cones
6990Callum C.: 3 cones
6991Commando: PROTECT ME, CONE
6992-Grif, 2009
6993bloper understand
6994Blooper (GM): kek
6995Callum C.: moocom is unaware that I've watched all of RvB
6996Commando: oh yeah, clom is an RT fan as well
6997Blooper (GM): WHAT
6998WHAT
6999WHAT
7000WHAT
7001Commando: I frogetted
7002Blooper (GM): WHAT
7003Callum C.: Blooper I said this like a year ago
7004Blooper (GM): ALL MY JOKES HAVE MADE SENSE TO TWO PEOPLE INSTEAD OF ONE
7005WHAT IS THIS
7006Callum C.: well I watched a long time ago
7007Commando: garm and zach were aware of it too
7008Callum C.: so my knowledge is a bit meh
7009Commando: I missed making RvB jokes with them
7010I'm not even up to date anymore
7011I gotta watch the rest
7012Callum C.: "I'm a pacifist"
7013Blooper (GM): yeah I've only seen part of the new season
7014Callum C.: "You're a thing that babies suck on?"
7015Blooper (GM): its kind of meh
7016Callum C.: "No dude, you're thinking of a pedophile."
7017Commando: honestly though, they could have ended it
7018after the freelancer series
7019Blooper (GM): compared to how good the end of the last two were and the entirety of 9 and 10
7020Commando: that was a good place to stop
7021Blooper (GM): yeah
7022Commando: everything had come full circle at that point
7023there was no need for more
7024
7025Commando flops over
7026Commando: I will move to IRC
7027Callum C.: to the IRC!
7028Blooper (GM): circular moocoms
7029Callum C.: vroom~