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20: I'm not an alchoholic, I just work in IT.
31: I'm not jaded, I just hate Humanity.
42: Dewey won't pull up My Pants.
53: Winter wrap-up! Winter wrap-up! Clean up the holiday cheer! Winter Wrap-up! Winter Wrap-up! Because tomorrow spring is here. Because tomorrow Spring is here~
64: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
75: what the fuck is wtf
86: That's not a real apple pie, that's a fake apple pie designed to LOOK like a real apple pie!
97: If you chase two rabbits, you'll surely lose them both.
108: I fooled you! I fooled you! I got pig iron! I got pig iron! I got aaaaaaall pig iron!
119: It's fine I got Ru
1210: A wizard has turned you into a Mudkip. Is this awesome? [Y/n]
1311: IF U GET THIS QUOT U ROOSE
1412: I GOT THIS BURST
1513: ; rm -rf /
1614: Damnit, Bobby..
1715: herp
1816: "\"'Iwonder if these break it."
1917: Get. Out.
2018: man too many arguments
2119: The fuck is with 20.
2220: The fuck is with 19.
2321: I'm always intoxicated when I accept it so the contract is not binding anyway.
2422: He is probably a lawyer. They can define words to mean whatever they want.
2523: "BlizzyDN[All] [14:37:48]: further substantiating the fact that only cheap faggot gooks play morde"
2624: "719x[All] [21:57:50]: Riot payin fuckin subhumans $3 an hour to fuckin suck at this goddamn game."
2725: dude fed mid like a fat kid at a hot dog eating contest.
2826: "\"FUCK YOU IM BREAKING EVERYTHING, KERNEL PANIC RAWWWR\" - SELinux"
2927: "[17:29:55] Lance Wayne: I do not know lynix"
3028: She painted herself as [a mudkip] for sexual pleasure. I think she wanted to be a mudkip. It's quite certain.
3129: if i was a bot why would i be wearing a hat?? lolz
3230: "[16:59:15] Thomas: How functional is a server if one can't print documents from it?"
3331: "[21:29:42] Dave Nixon: Where do I find the /var/log?"
3432: "Report - Unskilled Player: Returned and started covering the map in wards. We only managed to win through luck, would have been easy if he had helped. People like this should not be in ranked."
3533: "[20:00:56] Scott Blomquist: Sigh. They really need to upgrade the tools that they give to you support folks. :("
3634: Stop putting Words in my mouth.
3735: DON'T FLIP ME BRO
3836: "[17:22:20] jason: U R A Fanatical Rock$tar!!!"
3937: "[9:41:52] Customer: I can't write API codes"
4038: "[00:03:19]  Customer arun: hai Eddie,i am already installed lamp server in my cloud server,but php is not installed with it,what can i do for php installed in it"
4139: Though I was interested in figuring that our with curl for more elegant answers
4240: <@coolj> wow, I missed a ruby versus python debate except python was called full stop and ruby was called rolling stop
4341: "What's the LB's IP? [15:07:08] Vincent Polisi: ftpbalance1.vincentpolisi.com for FTP"
4442: "\xEF\xBC\x88\xE2\x95\xAF\xC2\xB0\xE2\x96\xA1\xC2\xB0\xEF\xBC\x89\xE2\x95\xAF\xEF\xB8\xB5 \xE2\x94\xBB\xE2\x94\x81\xE2\x94\xBB"
4543: "\"I'm pretty sure the problem is in the SCSI bus processor uplink to the motherboard gigahertz memory. Could you check the IDE case for an improper blue-screened CD-ROM packet? I stored the information on a thumbgig so you could Windows Excel it. (beat) DOS.\""
4644: "[16:14:57] Tim Heikkila: Hold that. I just noticed the Windows directory is over 150GB."
4745: "[17:49:10] Abu Zakaria: Swap memory on my server? [17:49:15 Kenneth K.: It's more likely than you think."
4846: "[21:26:09] Shawn Freitas: my most basic requirements are Redhat Linux, PHP 5.0 and  MySql 5"
4947: "[15:00:34] Agent: Which OS are you using? [15:00:57] Customer: oh. it's .net I believe?"
5048: "[18:30:52] Jeffrey M: We have Cloud Servers which is similar to a VPS, but gives you a lot better service and reliability. They way our virtual server works is by creating an instance for you that floats like a cloud over a bank of redundant and clustered physical servers, your instance functions just like a dedicated server."
5149: "Customer: yea! .. if you want, we can make out now..... [16:36:18] Customer: just kidding ... (that was wierd)"
5250: "\"Even gay porn sites?\" \"Eh, whatever. Porn's porn\" - Dani Wittman"
5351: "Trey Hoehne: yeah backups are shit.  shit wrapped in shit"
5452: "[16:19:40] John Welch: could i get my $0.12 back for the current billing hour?"
5553: "[17:58:53] Customer: ok after linux whats the next step"
5654: "Aladdin Pravedno-Schastlivy: Hello, infinitely talanted friend!"
5755: "*Tony    so, using linux to run windows games on a mac"
5856: "[CSO]Nate: we should see how many we can get off w/o fscking the repo"
5957: I'm here; you're here... I'm a dragon; you're a dragon..
6058: "[17:23:32] <Judinous> go my little script go~"
6159: I like to limit my troubleshooting to a single Inode.
6260: "[14:36:54] Brandon A: try to aptitude update iptables for me"
6361: I'm about to fsck the shit out of you
6462: " i dont think you saved it to the flash drive its the one that says cd drive i think"
6563: "Del: im acessing the console via VM linux as Jave doesnt work in my win7"
6664: "[18:27:22] Tom (SnapLogic) Vu: no way to export the image to usb and then transfer to deploy to the new huddle"
6765: "Tyler: Why isn't there a nickserv?"
6866: "I connect via ssh to the server and I run the command \"memcached -h\" and it says \"-U <num>      UDP port number to listen on (default: 11211, 0 is off)\" as you can see port 11211 is off, I thinks that's the problem. Any idea on how to solve it, or a reason why it turned off?"
6967: Thank you for your 'sanetical' help, you can close the ticket!/
7068: The (Mission1) doamin is an internal doamin ONLY.
7169: They are turning on 1 vlan at a time trying to find out which one caused things to break. There is a chance that when they turn on the bad one, it will break things for everyone again (yay),
7270: "Suhel Faridi: Can we change processor? | David B.: Can you elaborate on what you mean? | Suhel Faridi: I mean in can we customized the virtual instance? | David B.: By customize do you mean to change the physical processor? | Suhel Faridi: yea"
7371: Hi, any progress on the ticker?  Thanks, Ehud
7472: "Skyler Cain: Why does windows suck so bad?"
7573: "CS_MiguelS: wango tango foxtrot"
7674: < Tyler_G> I'm getting all ansy in my pansy
7775: "|EVE| = JANNA"
7876: Every time you see the name "Benjamin" in the future, you're going to think "Been Jammin'" in a Jamaican accent in your head.
7977: "\"Teran, quit ordering stuff online and work\" -- Papa John, re: http://www.normaugustinus.com/iphone_sticker.htm"
8078: "\"I ordered the Managed package and i want my server to be managed and configured please, like the load balance and monitoring and firewall all these stuff. \""
8179: <[CSO]Bert> Mitch, for the LOVE OF GOD STOP POWERCYCLING H36!!!!!
8280: "\"So much for zero downtime\""
8381: "\"z5o3: so drinking is a option\""
8482: "\"\x0300cancel, kill someone or kill yourself\x03\x0301\""
8583: <@Ryuujinx_> The amount a customer complains is inversely proportionate to the amount they spend.
8684: "\"Can I run Quickbooks and my web site on the same Windows server\" -Sales "
8785: "[CSO]Joel: put in a ticket to dcops to unplug all the thigns. | [CSO]Joel: solved."
8886: "[CSO]Joel: \"hi this is todd with dcops, i just wanted to confirm...in your ticket number 00867-5309 you stated you want us to, and i quote, \"go office space on server core id 36363 with a sledgehammer\", is that accurate?\""
8987: "[12:39] adam: But I wanna be spreadable and go well with toast..."
9088: "\"your about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop\""
9189: Don't cry for me, Argentina!
9290: Some guys have all the luck!
9391: "\xE2\x80\xA6drats and double drats, I smiggedy-smacked some whiz kids"
9492: "'Big whoop, wanna fight about it?'"
9593: "\"Well, Lord Vader, I was trying to use the intercom but  it accidentally blew up Alderaan\". Ticket 404373."
9694: "[17:13:10] <Judinous> and i cant help it if i have a repulsive linux neckbeard"
9795: Let the person who hath backups calculate the redmine number of the beast, for it is the number of a chunk.  That number is 2436.
9896: Don't Judge Superbot, you have no idea what he's into! - Dewey
9997: "Chen Amit: we want to know if we can do load balancing of https with stickyness"
10098: "Jim Culbreath: You can't hold that against me ! Christ told me to!"
10199: "\"I approve more than I've ever approved of an approval. I approve this SO HARD.\""
102100: "\"i deny this more than you have approved. your approval fu is weak, the deny is strong with me.\""
103101: Is there a way to bump our RAM by 73,728gb?  We need this to create more VM's for a training course.
104102: "\"What type of company is dis?\" \"We do server hosting\" \"Oh y'all fix computers and stuff, ya, I got the wrong number\""
105103: "paul oneal: no - but i must say, this is a bit of a shambles!"
106104: I want Valve to make a hat for the Medic, it would have a big red cross on it. It gives you the ability to heal both sides and prevents you being attacked under the Geneva Convention.
107105: "\x0300\"Can you recover our lost data?  Doesn't MySQL have like a Deleted Items folder?\"\x03\x0301"
108106: "[11:07:43] <Judinous> [23:40:55] theyre so far out of the loop they dont even know the loop exists"
109107: "\x0300\"So I set up a new Windows server and my web developer tells me he needs LAMP...is that something you guys can install on my new server?\"\x03\x0301"
110108: "Jens: of course, let me just sprinkle this magic cloud dust on the huddle *puts away his stash of magic cloud dust*"
111109: "Joel: I'll add a \"print to pdf\" button to pumphunter. If you click it, it automatically IP bans you from the admin.slicehost box and removes your key from puppet."
112110: "(07:26:43 PM) Zedquix: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN YOU TALK TO ME"
113111: "\x0304<vwatkins> \x0300TylerGoulet_CRM_, at least stuff pillows under your shirt, don a wig, and sing a little before you say things like that ;p\x03\x0301"
114112: "\"To create the vhost for the domain and give me next set of guidelines to proceed forward https://rackspacecloud.zendesk.com/tickets/469470\""
115113: PLEASE HELP ME, just TAR the SITE and DUMB THE DATABASE SO I CAN DOWNLOAD IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
116114: "\"Load testing is just a DDOS with a safe word.\" - Joseph Palumbo"
117115: <@Wayne> Zeus is making me look bad :(
118116: "\"Dear Sir, i need run one file daily from my cloud linux server. Can you plz code a crown program to do the task.\""
119117: < MikeD> i don't always use telnet, but when i do...i use it to manage boxes hosted in china.
120118: "\x0300\"They are fludding your server logs and could potentially be part of the issue. \" \x03\x0301"
121119: I apologize for the incontinence of not being able to use the Cloud Backup product. --Daytona
122120: "[CSO]Jens: SBM is an intrahuddle sword deathmatch"
123121: And... I somehow read varnish as lightppd. >.>
124122: WAT -> drwxrwxr-x+  2 www-data www-data  4096 Nov 22  2011 C:\WINDOWS\Temp
125123: <Joel> they're fucked for the better part of forever.
126124: " [9:25:42 PM] Erick Lira: hector its time for you to FoK me"
127125: Dear, I think I'm being made of clown.   However there are always stupid on Rackspace staff.  I hope this time to a coherent answer and not response a fool of a  clown, after all, I paid dearly for it and do not want to be treated  like an imbecile.  Thank you.
128126: "(04:56:26 PM) Jeff Tharp: yeah, this started out mild and then went wild on your tongue"
129127: tks you this is my country fault ... can you please deploy a bomb in here ... and vanish to end my sufering ?
130128: Thanks, but it looks like the databases are not backing up properly, they should be many MB.
131129: "\"I'm 70 years old and I've been on the Internet since Al Gore invented it, I just need a password to the server\" -- spoken while I was trying to actually tell him his password"
132130: "<joel> \xEF\xBC\x88\xE2\x95\xAF\xC2\xB0\xE2\x96\xA1\xC2\xB0\xEF\xBC\x89\xE2\x95\xAF\xEF\xB8\xB5 \xE2\x94\xBB\xE2\x94\x81\xE2\x94\xBB - <angrybot> (\xE2\x95\xAF\xC2\xB0\xE2\x96\xA1\xC2\xB0\xEF\xBC\x89\xE2\x95\xAF\xEF\xB8\xB5 \xCF\x80 - <joel> did angrybot just put my table back rightside up\xE2\x80\xA6and turn it into a nightstand?"
133131: "\"I already set up a Sendgrid account, the credentials are as follows: username adamjsa password Fu(kh34d\""
134132: "\x0300\"I'm not like computer illiterate\" \"Well could you try to log in with putty or another terminal application then?\" \"These other monitoring companies, like putty, do you have to pay for them?\"\x03\x0301"
135133: "<Chase> \xC2\xA0**teat to my eye lmao."
136134: "    Please ptovide the new billing figures for the 2 new routers i ordered with 20 gig disk space and NO MONITORING. PJ"
137135: "Judinous: I AM A WIZARD"
138136: "Brant Bumpers: OMG that is soooo correct"
139137: "Q: What are virtual machines that allow multiple operating systems to exist on one piece of physical hardware called? A: Hypervisors --CloudU"
140138: bro, i didn't understand a word of what you just said, if there's a problem fix it, and attend to my request please --Ticket 570087
141139: "\"\x0304<coolj> \x0300if our infrastructure were a hero in an animated show in the 80's/90's, it would have like a leg from a gundam, with a voltron body superglued on, a he-man arm on one side and a thundercat arm on the other, with the other leg from a power rangers monster, and a really tiny batman head on top\x0301\""
142140: My server instance has been down for about half an  hour now. I chatted with support and the problem is with my server's  hubble.
143141: "\"Could I get the current server resized to 512MG\""
144142: <mr-satan> TEAM SPORTS YEAH!!!  <Lachryma`> GOAL UNIT FOR THE SPORTS TEAM!
145143: "\"\x0314jeff4440: \x0300should have asked the dude if he also insists on using Opera instead of IE, Firefox, or Chrome\x0301.  \x0304Jason Holmes: \x0300... i use opera...\x03\x0301\""
146144: "Thank mm for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0"
147145: "[CSO]Joel:  make it fsck faster d prime"
148146: " chase: OMG TERNA"
149147: The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. [...T]hose tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
150148: " ip2long() will return FALSE for the IP 255.255.255.255 in PHP 5 <=  5.0.2. It was fixed in PHP 5.0.3 where it returns -1 (same as PHP 4)."
151149: "get lo: 127.0.0.1:/srv/nfs/vhosts /var/www/vhosts       nfs     _netdev,defaults,noatime,wsize=32768,rsize=32768 0 0"
152150: You're the most awesome person in the world, Michael. I've transfered all I need from beelzebub. Now just to delete anotherserver and it's all closed and behind us. I love you now. I really do.
153151: "You're more awesome than Michael Boyd, Joel\xE2\x80\xA6..oh god, no one actually said that. What a sad pathetic life I lead."
154152: "\"The load balancer is the digital equivalent of a triage nurse.\" --Ross Taylor"
155153: "\"During that time period we experienced a massive spike in traffic to some of our load balancers in the DFW data center. An analog to this even would be trying to carry on a conversation next to a jet engine.\" --Ross Taylor"
156154: "\"I've logged onto your server and found it completely unstressed.\" --Ross Taylor"
157155: "[14:46:43] <_o> Customers: made of 95% clown"
158156: I am not sure why this site would be reported as a phishing site. This  server hosts a penny auction style site for a client and I do not have  reason to believe they're scamming anybody.
159157: "\"Now I need to commend you on your selection of names! Not only did you continue with my Incredibles theme, but you got the fact that my load balancers are the villains, and servers are the heroes. You Rock!\""
160158: <Judinous> we are drowning in dicks today
161159: <dw> I like cock
162160: CS_Mike B. welcome to OpenCloud! You can have your server in any mode you want, as long as its error mode
163161: jim.culbreath - I am able to ping your ip.   ping -c 10 174.143.234.240 From 174.143.234.135 icmp_seq=6 Destination Host Unreachable.  I did not find anything out of the ordinary.
164162: What are u joking? Rackspace is fanatical right? Your services should be better than amazon right? You should be the best? If there is constrain , why are u PUTTING A BUTTON IN ACTION BUTTON CALLED RESIZE IF IT IS NOT WORKING....
165163: "[CSO]Joel :  I gave that thresh some inodes. Thresh's love inodes."
166164: "\"It also begs the question, what other \"standard\" features aren't installed on my Server? Could you please do a thorough check?\""
167165: "\"Email isn't safe enough, better make my emails HA. https://rackspacecloud.zendesk.com/tickets/597671\""
168166: "\"(09:11:20 AM) Bill Hertzing: Hey where is that other IRC room? The #mcam one.\""
169167: "\"Hi, I just set up a cloud server, can I get PECL installed?\" \"Which PECL module did you need?\" \"The one that comes with PHP\""
170168: "\"I'd like to speak with you when you get a chance to introduce myself, as well as get to know you and your bustiness.\""
171169: "\"Masen: ZD is dead, nooooooooooo, mine reply! Seth: Hit the back button! Shit's cached son\""
172170: The least you can do is investigate, control & punish.
173171: "\"gonna have our customer do the peepee dance with another computer... maybe he has some porn-inducing spyware to enhance his javascripted slicemanager experience\""
174172: "\"Looking at the processes, they are maxed out at 100% and never go higher. However, according to the CPUs, i have plenty of room left. Why is this? I don't think your VMs are working right.\""
175173: "\"I don't know who you are.   I don't know what you want.   But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.    I will look for you, I will find you, and I will send you an outbound case!\""
176174: <Judinous> was there penetration involved?
177175: <Zedquix> Someone get me a doll; i'll show you where bert touched me
178176: Kenneth - What what.... in the middle of my butt
179177: "\"\x0304AD Rutledge: \x0300She really, really doesn't get things\xE2\x80\xA6 I suspect this will crash and burn\x0314 jeff4440: \x0300Java punishes the clueless with fire\x0301\""
180178: "\"Its possble your server is compromised. The response fuck a doodle doo\""
181179: What do you mean the Apache processor is using 33 when it should be no higher than 3?? How do I change that? Why does this happen??
182180: CS_Brantone its going down now but still working on it
183181: "\"Figurin shit out be the baby mama of makin shit\""
184182: "[CSO]Davis - Ok, so either I'm insane, or these instances have gone full derp."
185183: "\"<coolj>_o: every time you mention holland, I think hollandaise and then I get hungry :P\""
186184: Thanks for migrating my DNS records! However, you forgot gotmydickstuckinthemouthofagatoradebottleonetime.com. Can you move that one over for me too, please?
187185: < gcg> what's a nice way to tell someone that their critical thinking skills rival a cucumber?
188186: <CS_Josh> I'm sure this isn't the first time that you have heard this...Fuck you and your stupid crabs.
189187: <Judinous> there's plenty of bush play
190188: "\"I googled internet. We may refer the site (http://stackoverflow.com/questions/151026/how-do-i-unlock-a-sqlite-database) for unlocking a sqlite database file. https://rackspacecloud.zendesk.com/tickets/636069\""
191189: "Joel Preas: everything i touch is fucking gold"
192190: "\"RCBU: a crack team of asians in atlanta with one senior dev in the UK to service the office in san antonio. --Masen\""
193191: jstraw - if they're getting hacked, it's their problem
194192: "\"You can also view the entire log by going to vim tail -n 100 /var/log/httpd/mytruspot.com-error.log --Eric Lugo 645570\""
195193: Pls Help! I really need to use rdp with my server.   and i haven`t creat my server yet
196194: " (12:17:43 PM) inappropriate: westmaas: stop trying to rationalize it, quantum just sucks"
197195: < gcg> and sar -q looks like my BAC during st patty's day
198196: "[CSO]Jens        I see these Kony commercials and I'm jealous.  Why do they get real AKs and not me?"
199197: Micheal did not understand what I wrote.  MICHEAL, our account# 715021,  please dont reply to our message again.  Please dont even write a sorry message. Please just ignore our  tickets...
200198: sega01 >> my girlfriend is kind of a phone
201199: "\"Jared Wright: I did notice that there was a root user on your web server running scanning software for the network, please could you confirm that this was your team and not a hacker.\""
202200: "[CSO]Joel: can keep trying and hope it works since i think the failures are kinda wibbly wobbly"
203201: I'd like to check the database and table schemas along with carnality.
204202: "Seth: How many tickets have you done tofdauf? How did I even type that? today != tofdauf."
205203: "So helpdesk told me to wait the 5 minutes for the error to pop up, and that there should be a link to click on. I told them there wasn't a link, and his words: \"It's not really a link, its just something to click on that'll take you to the GSS page.\""
206204: "[CSO]Davis - because dicks  <3<3"
207205: "\"Actual customer of specialtylampshades.com: The thing is.......you guys carry sooo many lovely and useful products, it's a shame that your website is so poorly designed. I'm a seasoned cyber shopper - my husband had a small gatehouse built to receive deliveries - so take heed when I tell you: this website is a holy mess!\""
208206: <JWoW>"Is there anything else that I need to do before I take a giant bong hit and go to bed?"
209207: Migration done, by mistake I've destroyed all the disks for the slice 20568139
210208: Wolf> One Hobbit-in-the-Hole it is. Enjoy breakfast at night! ;)
211209: "\"Graham's Law: As the managed cloud customer base grows, the asshat% increases exponentially\""
212210: "[19:12:02] Customer: Do your servers still not have sound cards?"
213211: <peatheri> yeah but the e-mail was probably about your mom instead of work
214212: "Reese:  Customer has 4 server with dickCofnig set to manual... Could  yall please update the following instances to have dickCofnig = AUTO"
215213: "\"All your linux peckers are small\" --Brandon Barrett"
216214: "Ryuujinx_: Damnit boyd THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"
217215: sega01 >> i should make the world's most impressive operating system and call it something like ballsackos or jobsgatesorgyOS
218216: Did you try doing a yum yiff?
219217: <jstraw> you mean the screamed FUCK wasn't obvious enough?
220218: <jstraw> I would really rather eat a bag of dicks. (... than become a team lead)
221219: "<> How fucked is my DBaaS? Irrevocably fucked. See also: All the things, explosion, and meltdown."
222220: <SG AM> We're "Managed Cloud", not Magicians.
223221: Windows >> Your MySQL broke on windows? Good luck.
224222: "Harald DeStefano: You are a dog or did not hear what I said?"
225223: Also please tell me how i can access phpmyadmin from webmin.
226224: Jowett >> DAMNIT JIM! I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A LAMP STACK!!!
227225: "\"Your call will be answered in the order that fucks are given.\" -Nvidia Toll Free Support"
228226: David B >> "drinking scotch, watching sailor moon like good americans"
229227: "[20:21:15] Thomas Goodeluinas: nout sure of the quetion... the cloud is uh cloudy to me"
230228: "Robert Davis: You want some regex, here, lemme give you the regular expression I wrote th eother day. ..|.."
231229: "I heard memcache was a nightmare - but open stack could be better. -- ZD #833614"
232230: "\"Again,No idea what that means,ping -n 20 198.61.176.88 and - tracert 198.61.176.88.  What is \"ping\"? What should I do? I'm using Windows.\""
233231: To be fair the cloud is basically namek, its been five minutes away from exploding for years. "Davis Gossett"
234232: <coolj> what about dw's package?
235233: "\"I am out of luck. I need luck. Luck can be manufactured...\" http://feedback.rackspace.com/forums/71021-product-feedback/suggestions/3404547-allow-the-creation-of-cloud-servers-from-saved-ima"
236234: General to achieve that I have that I can throw over the base from the server to the cloud and from the cloud to the server without error
237235: (mc_Adam_L@#managedcloud) My concept here, is to create a dumbass, install it in 10 minutes, architecutal solution to making the whole multi-server environment transparent to the app.
238236: Customer>>we were not experiencing these issues when previously at hostgator.
239237: "[CSO]Joel: welcome to read-only land, population your slice"
240238: "<coolj> email subject from product guy: \"YAOI \xC2\xAD yet another openstack installer\""
241239: "Jens Jorritsma: I'd dress like a women to get on one of the first life boats"
242240: Ryuujinx_> Yeah, about as fun as slamming my dick in a drawer.
243241: "David Kowis (CC dev): The Queens own SQL in Her Majesty's Database"
244242: "coolj: taco loli is all i can think of now"
245243: "<Zedquix> When you assume things about text encoding, you make an ASCII out of \xC3\xBC and m\xC3\xA9"
246244: "<Tiki> cx: \"O as in Lima? I don't understand there's no O even in Lima.\""
247245: https://rackspacecloud.zendesk.com/tickets/938216 - most disturbing Kudos ever.
248246: "\"If you are asking if we have any kind of Counter Measures in place at our datacenters to prevent a missile from targeting and impacting the datacenter, no, we do not.\""
249247: found a slow connection resulting in delays on the json deliver conneting to our phps in the server
250248: "MC_Lindsey has left IRC (Z-Lined: Your IP range has been attempting to connect too many times in too short a duration. Wait a while, and you will be able to connect.)"
251249: I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean by Chroot. Is that a vegetable?
252250: "\"Who dares defy the bacon gods! We shall toss hot grease on the non-believers!\" -- Holmes"
253251: I am going to attempt to make nova-agent online on your primary registry.  - Jim Culbreath
254252: "sega01: can you meet girls in bars?"
255253: "\"We shouldn\xE2\x80\x99t really mark it as they aint using the repos so don\xE2\x80\x99t charge as they could easily change the repo then when we stop billing for redhat change it back.\""
256254: The code is smuttier than the content
257255: < mboyd> nothing but penis this, penis that
258256: "3rd: Jaime is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported"
259257: "d{v_v}b: mboyd: I fsck every night"
260258: Do we support the Cassandra programming language? -> One of MC's CA's
261259: "\"< Reese> [...]nothing we can do but eat this crap with a big ass grin on our face[...]\""
262260: "Patrick of Disapproval: _\xE0\xB2\xA0"
263261: "\"To change the world, you just have to be an ass.\" --Coffey"
264262: <[PSO] Joel> tl;dr, don't edit python scripts on windows i think
265263: But sir! I only wanted to cuddle!
266264: and (SELinux) enforcing=armageddon
267265: "A short story about a chassis swap: DCOPS: Do we have any hotspares in any other cab? Davis: We have another one I could get, yeah.  Why do you ask? DCOPS: I nearly had a cab collapse on me pulling the hotspare because of the shitty rails.  4 servers nearly fell.  I've put the hotspare back to support the other servers."
268266: "\xE3\x83\xBD\xE0\xBC\xBC\xE0\xBA\x88\xD9\x84\xCD\x9C\xE0\xBA\x88\xE0\xBC\xBD\xEF\xBE\x89 Raise Ur Dongers\xE3\x83\xBD\xE0\xBC\xBC\xE0\xBA\x88\xD9\x84\xCD\x9C\xE0\xBA\x88\xE0\xBC\xBD\xEF\xBE\x89"
269267: "<from a DA>: \"A customer called in to ask about getting a new birth certificate for his server\" \xC2\xA0\xE2\x80\x94 I think he meant SSL."
270268: "\"+ Do you need any application frameworks installed? (Wordpress, Drupal, Joomla, Magento?)\" ... \"please install all frameworks as i am unsure which one we need \""
271269: "\"I'm close to my limit of 65 GB of RAM within the Dallas (DFW) region. I anticipate needing [AMOUNT OF RAM] GB of RAM and [NUMBER OF SERVERS] total servers in the future. Can you review this information and increase my limits?\""
272270: "[19:34:18] <Jeff_MC> I like it sweet, wet, and juicy"
273271: "- I am convinced there are only two types of people in the world: Those that blame I.T. and those that fix I.T. - Curtus"
274272: I BOUGHT BANNER OF COMMAND BECAUSE I AM A TERRIBLE PLAYER - KENNETH 2013
275273: I wish to have the Rackspace CDN installed on my server.
276274: The Bullshit is strong in this one... https://rackspacecloud.zendesk.com/tickets/1764871
277275: "\"If you give me a rape burrito, Jens, I'll eat it.\" - Pownall 2014"
278276: "[6:09:57 PM] Spight: Why \xC2\xA1sn't there an uppercase up-side-down exclamat\xC2\xA1on po\xC2\xA1nt?"
279277: "\"I hope to get through this quickly so my time is better\" --Witwix SGDQ2014"
280278: 19:12:11] <@Davis_CS0> quote me on this EU is garbage
281279: "[15:15]  <Infidel> I'd suck on your nipples if they tasted like honey"
282280: "\"Once we're done with this straight shit, let's watch gay porn\" --Judinous in regards to Billy Herrington"
283281: "\"It seems once again we need to go hunting for these servers. We don't know where they reside, so we'll update you when we find them and am able to bounce them or otherwise fix them.\""
284282: I can't wait until my toaster is part of a botnet.
285283: "[18:26]  <coolj> gonna grab some head and stop by my grandma's house, bbiab"
286284: "[21:39]  <Dre> My face is a work of art"
287285: <tikigodbob> I just wanna fuck my sister just to fuck over that guy. Does that make me a bad person?
288286: "\"He did the thing and we both got it in our mouths\" --coolj"
289287: "\"Hitler is number one\" --Dr.Science PHD"
290288: Infidel | you wish you had as many dongs as me
291289: "\"Handjobs are first night, I say...for everyone!\" -Serge"
292290: <chadsten> but that's not webscale, dewey.  <Ryuujinx_> The fuck does webscale even mean
293291: "[17:17]  <Asterism-work> it's like we're trying to give you pad advice and you keep raging about how you can't unlock your phone and you're going to chuck it out the window because who designed this shit"
294292: "[20:51]  <Iriya_MkII> im goign to install a tube from my butt to my mouth so when I poop I can power a small generator"
295293: "\x02[16:52]  <Davis_CS0> your pets will all die, even dinosaurs"
296294: "Kenneth: I would have a hard time deciding between Pownall's throat and Prewitt's Dick, honestly."
297295: "Deuce: That was hurtful, because I do have moob sweat."
298296: But I don't feel bad about chickens. They're retarded. --Ojisan
299297: "\"if they gave me a maid outfit right now, I'd be a perfect maid\" -Kuya"
300298: "\"Why did she change her mind?! Fucking women\" --Judinous"
301299: "\"Serge is doing a pretty good job of predending to be black right now\" --Kenneth"
302300: "\"But I got water and BC powder...I'm good.\" --Serge, 2016"
303301: "\"I'm not a weeb\" - Tanner 2016"
304302: "\"Jordan: I had ASCII porn on a 5 and a 1/4 inch floppy. Kenneth: I had ASCII porn that gave me a 5 and a 1/4 inch floppy.\""
305303: "\"Ugh. My butt is jingles.\" -- Chris 2016"
306304: "\"Dewey also drives the newspaper!\" -Steve on Spot the Faker"