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1[23:22:46 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Remember, Fern... Don't drag me into the pasta aisle like you did the last time...
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3[23:23:20 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern looks at Doria with her eyes tearing up, like she did the time Francine called her a mouse.
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5[23:23:56 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : For the first time this summer, it was hot all night here
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7[23:24:01 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: And don't you DARE say that d-word like you said the last time!!
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9[23:24:23 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: But Mom, I'm PROUD to be a D-O-G!
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11[23:24:25 25/07/14] Megne22 : bleck
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13[23:25:12 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Who wants to go for a night swim?
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15[23:25:14 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: And if you keep acting up again, I'm going to spank you. Understand?
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17[23:25:39 25/07/14] Megne22 : me! me!
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19[23:25:49 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : I'm down!
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21[23:26:00 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: A night swim? All right!
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23[23:26:12 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Buster dives in the pool.
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25[23:26:27 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: *excited look* Really? Will you use the paddle this time, Mom? You know I love it so when the wood strikes my skinny bottom..
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27[23:26:42 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Let's get our swim on! cheers
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29[23:26:52 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Binky: CANNONBAAAAAAALLLL!!! *runs toward the pool*
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31[23:26:59 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Let's go over at Muffy's! She's got a BIG swimming pool!
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33[23:27:01 25/07/14] Megne22 : A shark then proceeds to gobble him up
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35[23:27:03 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : We all jump in the pool, and this song (which I've linked to 100+ times, I know) starts to play.
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37[23:27:08 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvtDbOfccE8
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39[23:27:20 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: POOL PARTY AT MUFFY'S!
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41[23:27:36 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Everyone shows up at Muffy's for a night swim, even though she doesn't know anything about it.
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43[23:27:38 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur's friends: YAY!!!!
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45[23:27:52 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria and Ladonna both run and jump into the pool
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47[23:28:04 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Uhm, hi. What's everyone doing here? (Muffy's wearing her nightgown with curlers in her hair)
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49[23:28:34 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: We're here for the pool party! We decided you have such a big house, it'd be a shame to let it all go to waste.
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51[23:29:00 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Buster starts playing KISS on the radio: IIII, wanna rock and roll all niiiiiiight, and party every day!
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53[23:29:07 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: Yeah! Ladonna: Uh-huh.
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55[23:29:26 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster tears off his shirt and starts to thrust his hips back and forth
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57[23:29:29 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Doing the Funky Rabbit
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59[23:29:45 25/07/14] Megne22 : Binky begins to twerk
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61[23:29:51 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : and teh Bunneh Wiggle
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63[23:29:53 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: (to Maria and Ladonna) Hey, ladies. How about you can I...
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65[23:29:56 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's turned on.
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67[23:30:14 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : you and I*
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69[23:30:22 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Muffy then turns on Miley Cyrus
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71[23:30:29 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine and Muffy are spinning around and smacking hands, like they were in the Heaven scene when they first met in True Francine.
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73[23:30:44 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : "I'm up in the club, high off purp, with my shades on,
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75[23:30:47 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to Muffy) No! Not Hannah Montana!
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77[23:30:57 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : tattered up, mini skirt, with my J's on!"
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79[23:31:20 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Suck it up, Arthur! You should appreciate the finer things in twerk!
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81[23:31:22 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : (this is the rap song she did with Mike Will Made It though)
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83[23:31:28 25/07/14] Megne22 : Brain: This is highly inappropriate. Are you sure our parents would approve of this?
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85[23:31:41 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy: (shrugs shoulders)
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87[23:31:45 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : (wait nevermind)
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89[23:31:56 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: My parents will like whatever I tell them to.
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91[23:31:58 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Muffy: This isn't even Hannah Montana!
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93[23:32:25 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy turns up the Miley Cyrus as Arthur joins in the Twerk-fest.
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95[23:32:47 25/07/14] Megne22 : Buster forced him to join
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97[23:32:47 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria swims underwater, chased by Sharky.
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99[23:33:01 25/07/14] Megne22 : along with Binky
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101[23:33:01 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Twerk Fest? I'm not joining in. Maria: (shakes her head as in No)
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103[23:33:28 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur puts his backside to use: https://2img.net/h/i1363.photobucket.com/albums/r701/November90902525/ArthurButt_zps3c8897ee.png
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105[23:33:37 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : When Miley Cyrus is over, Francine takes her cellphone and holds it up,
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107[23:33:51 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna and Maria just watch, knowing that their flat butts wouldn't stand a chance.
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109[23:33:56 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : and shouts: "Hey everybody! DO IT FOR THE VINE!"
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111[23:34:06 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : ALL: "WE AIN'T GONNA DO IT!"
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113[23:34:18 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Francine: DO IT FOR THE VINE!
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115[23:34:26 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : ALL: WE AIN'T GONNA DO IT!
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117[23:34:37 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Francine: DO IT FOR THE VINE!!!
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119[23:34:46 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : ALL: WE AIN'T GONNA DO IT!!!
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121[23:34:52 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Hey, Muffy... How about we can play some Limbo?
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123[23:34:53 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bailey watches secretly from through the bushes
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125[23:35:00 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Assessing his next target.
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127[23:35:02 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Then everyone becomes the twerkfest
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129[23:35:18 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: *squeals* okay!
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131[23:35:23 25/07/14] Megne22 : Binky: no1 can twerk it better than ME b1tch
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133[23:35:32 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Even Sharky joins in the twerk.
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135[23:35:46 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Both Alex and Buster hold up a long stick as a limbo bar...
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137[23:35:55 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Everyone: GO SHARKY! GO SHARKY! GO SHARKY!
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139[23:36:22 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy tries to drop below the bar, but trips and falls flat on Muffybutt.
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141[23:36:42 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Are you okay, Muffy? (he gets Muffy up)
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143[23:36:56 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Sharky deflates himself and wins at limbo.
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145[23:37:27 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine runs over and pushes Arthur away out of jealousy.
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147[23:37:57 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Meanwhile, the Tough Customer Aardvark Girl approaches to Muffy's mansion and knocks on the front door. She knows she wants to have revenge on Arthur...
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149[23:38:10 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur falls into the pool, but grabs Francine as he falls pulling her in with him.
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151[23:38:29 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bailey's out spying on the kids, so Millicent has to answer the door.
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153[23:38:32 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy answers the door.
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155[23:38:42 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Millicent (irritated that she was woken up): What is it?
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157[23:38:55 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : TCAG: Have you seen Arthur?
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159[23:39:10 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, the other Tough Customers use TCAG as a distraction and hop the fence to join the party.
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161[23:39:31 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Rattles can't clear the fence since he's so clumsy and too weak to even break a twig.
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163[23:39:43 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : TCAG shows Millicent the picture of Arthur.
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165[23:39:45 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : So he has to sit there and watch
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167[23:40:07 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : In his swimsuit, unable to join in the fun, sitting cross-legged behind the fence in tears.
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169[23:40:12 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Millicent: He's somewhere inside this house. You can come in if you want.
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171[23:40:30 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG enters, amazed at how upscale Muffy's house is.
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173[23:40:53 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur exits the pool, dries off, and gets back in the mansion.
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175[23:41:01 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She waits until Millicent is gone and steals a handful of jewelry out of a cabinet.
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177[23:41:19 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur sees TCAG one again.
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179[23:41:27 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG sees Arthur there in his swimsuit, walks up to him and pinches his nipple.
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181[23:41:44 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur yelps, but sort of enjoys it.
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183[23:41:46 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur slaps her hand off. Really hard.
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185[23:42:11 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She pinches his cheeks like he's a cute widdle baby
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187[23:42:59 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly pees in the pool.
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189[23:43:25 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Slink is busy wrestling with Sharky, who's soundly defeating him.
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191[23:43:28 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy was watching over the swimming pool from the upstairs window.
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193[23:43:31 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Gross!
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195[23:43:32 25/07/14] Megne22 : 3rd Grade Male Rat materializes and stands unnoticed in the background.
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197[23:43:36 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Despite being totally deflated.
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199[23:43:42 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Grody!
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201[23:44:09 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Pepper Ann materializes alongside him, fading in and out of reality
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203[23:44:33 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Pigtailed Aardvark Girl: (smacks TCAG) Get off Arthur!
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205[23:45:05 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Alex turns on the living room TV to the news.
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207[23:45:18 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks at Pigtailed Girl and feels awkward
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209[23:45:37 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : April: Early today, the Elwood City Fair has been closed due to the assaults.
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211[23:45:47 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Somehow, Pepper Ann and Male Rat manage to show up on the news
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213[23:45:59 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : April: This is April O'Neil, live on Channel 6.
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215[23:46:09 25/07/14] Megne22 : 3rd Grade Male Rat: Where is 4th Grade Female Rabbit? The show would be nothing without her here with us
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217[23:46:26 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : April: (Cuts to a scene of Walter wandering the trash-strewn fairgrounds) Pardon me, Mr. Deer, can you tell us what you witnessed?
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219[23:46:37 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Prunella: (to the Rat Boy) The 4th Grade Female Rabbit is Nancy.
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221[23:46:38 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Walter: Don't be jelly.
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223[23:47:06 25/07/14] Megne22 : 4th Grade Female Rabbit: *materializes and punches Pepper Ann and 3rd Grade Male Rat out*
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225[23:47:12 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Nancy slowly materializes, as if she'd been teleported there al'a Star Trek.
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227[23:47:21 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : April: (to the Cat Girl who got carried by the paramedics) Can you tell me what happened?
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229[23:47:38 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Pepper Ann's glasses fly across the room. She promptly walks up to Arthur, grabs his glasses, and puts them on.
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231[23:47:56 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl just barfs up all the funnel cake.
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233[23:48:09 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur punches the redheaded glasses cat girl across her jaw
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235[23:48:31 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Molly and Slink have commandeered the pool and aren't letting anyone into the deep end.
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237[23:48:35 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : April: (sighs)
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239[23:48:48 25/07/14] Megne22 : Last Year's Muffy Who Is Now In Fourth Grade: *materializes next to Muffy* Ugh, that dress is SO drab!
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241[23:48:49 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Arthur, how could you! Don't you know it's mean to hit girls?
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243[23:49:02 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine punches Arthur in the nose.
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245[23:49:16 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: But she stole my glasses!
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247[23:49:30 25/07/14] Megne22 : Buster rejoices
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249[23:49:33 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Pigtailed Aardvark Girl shook her head.
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251[23:49:43 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: I know, Buffy told me all about it!
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253[23:50:05 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Pigtailed Aardvark Girl kicks Francine between the legs.
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255[23:50:18 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Last Year's Ladonna (the dog girl): Hey guys!
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257[23:50:42 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine drops to her knees in dire pain, grasping PAG's shirt as if to pull her down into a wrestling match.
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259[23:50:52 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: My doppelganger's here!
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261[23:51:03 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Sweet Petunia!
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263[23:51:16 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Welcome baque!
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265[23:51:57 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Rattles is still stuck outside on the other side of the fence, trying to climb but persistently failing.
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267[23:52:06 25/07/14] Megne22 : 3rd Grade Male Dog Who Is The Third 3rd Grade Male Dog Spotted In The Show: *walks onscreen* I wish I had a shorter name~
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269[23:52:14 25/07/14] Megne22 : *!
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271[23:52:32 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Fern pats the Dog Boy on his back.
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273[23:52:39 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The cops show up and arrest Rattles for attempted trespassing/breaking & entering.
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275[23:53:17 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern pats him a few more times before he feels the sharp pain and realizes that she's just stuck him in the back with a sharpened pencil.
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277[23:53:25 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Blonde Aardvark Girl: Any more news from April from Ninja Turtles?
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279[23:53:55 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: Looks like April just got shredded.
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281[23:53:59 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria gasps.
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283[23:53:59 25/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: Okay, your name can be Tom! How's that?
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285[23:54:20 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: (gasps)
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287[23:54:36 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Suddenly the kids hear gangsta rap blasting from the pool area.
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289[23:54:46 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : They don't even have to look. They know Brown Dog has arrived.
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291[23:54:54 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Newscaster: The funeral of April O'Neil will be on Sunday.
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293[23:54:58 25/07/14] Megne22 : 3rd Grade Male Dog Who Is The Third 3rd Grade Male Dog Spotted In The Show Who Is Now Named Tom But Does Not Want To Be: NO! *disappears*
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295[23:55:04 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Followed by the sound of a 9 mm being fired into the air in celebration to announce his arrival.
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297[23:55:24 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : What's in a name?
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299[23:56:00 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Michelangelo: I'm going to miss April...
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301[23:56:02 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The kids in the pool have now been confined to an even smaller area, and are all crowded together.
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303[23:56:25 25/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: *ears wilt as he hides behind Arthur*
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305[23:56:27 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Leonardo (really Gerald from the comic shop): Freddy, how long do I have to keep wearing this costume?
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307[23:57:00 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Freddy: Until the funeral is over.
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309[23:58:08 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Leonardo (aka Gerald): Hey, Donatello. Take off your mask!
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311[23:59:43 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Donatello removes his mask to reveal that he's Bill Clinton.
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313[00:00:03 26/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bill Clinton: Y'all fellas got any more pizza?
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315[00:00:25 26/07/14] WheeljackDude : Kids: (to Clinton) No... Sorry.
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317[00:01:00 26/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Raphael takes off his mask, revealing that he's George W. Bush: Sounds like a job for Bionic Bunny!
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319[00:02:22 26/07/14] WheeljackDude : Helen: So, you guys aren't really the Ninja Turtles?
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321[00:03:02 26/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : George W. Bush: Of course we are! Isn't that right, Laura?
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323[00:03:42 26/07/14] WheeljackDude : Laura: Yep...
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325[00:03:50 26/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bill Clinton: Hillary, can I stop wearing this costume or am I still in trouble for playing doctor with Monica?
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327[23:48:39] Buster Baxter : Hi Brain!!
328[23:49:03] Buster Baxter : Brain?
329[23:49:08] Buster Baxter : You there?
330[23:49:15] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Yes. I'm here.
331[23:49:38] Alan "The Brain" Powers : You didn't have to ask twice in five seconds.
332[23:50:02] Buster Baxter : Oh, hehe...sorry.
333[23:50:17] Buster Baxter : Did you check your email?
334[23:51:17] Buster Baxter : I sent you a link to one of my most reliable sources!
335[23:52:31] Alan "The Brain" Powers : You think "Totally Not Made Up Facts About Prehistoric Reptiles" is a reliable source?
336[23:53:37] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Yeah, right!
337[23:54:43] Buster Baxter : Well technically it's "Totally Not Made Up Facts About Prehistoric Reptiles and Amphibians," but yes! I do!
338[23:57:05] Buster Baxter : It's up there with "Embarrassing Facts About Movie Stars" and "The Gross Ingredients in Junk Food Website"!
339[23:58:06] Buster Baxter : Did you know that the milkshakes at the Chickin' Lickin' are actually made from-
340[23:58:26] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Enough already!
341[23:59:18] Alan "The Brain" Powers : How many times do I have to tell you, Buster? Not everything you read on the internet is true!
342[23:59:40] Alan "The Brain" Powers : And not every website you find is a reliable source!
343[00:01:58] Buster Baxter : Is too!
344[00:02:03] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Print sources tend to be more reliable than sources online sources. Why don't you try looking for a peer-reviewed journal with an article on megatoads in the library? I doubt you'll find one, but I'll take it more seriously than anything you would find online.
345[00:04:05] Buster Baxter : Brain, come on! I can find good, reliable sources!
346[00:06:07] Buster Baxter : Hmm...how about "Real UFO Encounters"? It even has clips of people who have seen real live UFOs right in front of their eyes!
347[00:06:27] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Those are probably actors, Buster.
348[00:09:53] Buster Baxter : They seem pretty believable to me. Besides, there are a lot of non-believers out there, like you!
349[00:10:23] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Many of these websites create fake stories and sensationalize them to draw in gullible people like yourself. The more people that visit their webpages, the more hits they get. Some even make revenue from the number of hits they recieve.
350[00:11:04] Buster Baxter : Oh wow, this guy thought he saw a flying saucer flying right above his house!
351[00:11:10] Buster Baxter : Coooooooool.
352[00:13:56] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Buster, first-hand accounts aren't exactly reliable. Let's say I want to humor this source and its credibility. What would make me think he isn't just exaggerating the truth or making this up?
353[00:14:21] Buster Baxter : Well...because he saw the flying saucer! He saw it himself!
354[00:14:39] Buster Baxter : It was right there! Right above his house!
355[00:14:56] Alan "The Brain" Powers : So, why didn't he take any pictures of it?
356[00:15:53] Buster Baxter : Because he didn't have his camera with him, Brain! Not everyone has a camera with them everywhere they go.
357[00:19:21] Alan "The Brain" Powers : In this day and age, everyone has a smartphone. Smartphones have built-in cameras. Therefore, if this was recent, he could have taken a picture of the UFO with his smartphone.
358[00:20:11] Alan "The Brain" Powers : He had no reason not to, if he really did see a flying saucer.
359[00:21:17] Buster Baxter : Okay, so it was recent! But what if he was poor and he couldn't afford one?
360[00:21:56] Buster Baxter : That must be it! That must be why he didn't take a picture of it.
361[00:22:11] Buster Baxter : It's so obvious!
362[00:22:19] Alan "The Brain" Powers : *sigh*
363[01:23:34 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Now, about that link I sent you...
364[01:24:42 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : That webpage is completely useless! It cites no actual sources whatsoever!
365[01:26:46 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Buster, this source is about as reliable as the official webpage for The Factoid Front.
366[01:27:10 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : As I've tried to tell you over. And over. And over again!
367[01:27:40 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : I still can't believe it got cancelled...
368[01:28:48 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : It was filled with half-truths and bad science.
369[01:29:36 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Things that people like you thrive on.
370[01:31:45 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : A true scientist, like me, would never watch a show like that.
371[01:32:04 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Well, I'm not going to be a scientist, Brain.
372[01:33:25 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : I'm going to be a forensic speculographer.
373[01:33:55 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : I'll be just like Martin Spivak!
374[01:34:50 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Last time I checked, forensic speculography isn't even a real scientific field.
375[01:36:11 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : And I thought you hated Matin Spivak.
376[01:37:14 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Well, I did, because he said he came out as a non-believer. But THEN I saw him on the Factoid Front!
377[01:37:43 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : As a forensic speculographer!
378[01:38:08 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Thanks to him, my destiny is clear.
379[01:40:52 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Eech. I'm glad my future profession is respected and legitimate in the scientific field.
380[01:45:31 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Hey, wanna meet me and Arthur at Bear Lake tomorrow? We're going to try sailing our new toy boats!
381[01:48:56 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Sure. I'll meet you once I'm done with my experiement on the rate of plant growth under ultraviolet light.
382[01:49:10 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Uh...huh?
383[01:49:28 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : You wouldn't understand.
384[01:49:54 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : You're right!
385[01:50:24 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Oh, my mom's telling me to go to bed. Night Brain, see ya tomorrow!
386[01:50:49 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Talk to you then.
387
388[05:05:24 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: To Maria; From Buster... (opens up the gift) Princess Leia in her Hoth outfit!!!
389[05:05:38 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : 
390[05:05:49 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: I hope you like it...it cost me half of last week's allowance!
391[05:06:17 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster looks on as Maria opens the package and inspects its Hothy contents.
392[05:06:42 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: I wish I could make a costume like Leia's in her Hoth gear...
393[05:06:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : But sees the excitement in her eyes wane...
394[05:06:57 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Uhm, Buster...
395[05:07:09 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Her arm came off.
396[05:07:09 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: You want a costume? Go over at Muffy's... She can make a costume!
397[05:07:33 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: No problem... Call Hasbro to fix it... It's on the back of the package...
398[05:07:42 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria holds the toy, hopes dashed against the icy pavement...
399[05:07:55 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Can you f-f-f-fix it for me?
400[05:08:15 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Hasbro guy: How about a replacement of the same action figure?
401[05:08:18 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As her nose and features shift to those of a puppy dog.
402[05:08:22 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : With puppy dog eyes.
403[05:08:27 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Pleeeeeease?
404[05:09:21 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Oh, could you? I'd m-m-m-marry the man who could make this a merry Christmas for me...
405[05:09:36 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster jealously swipes the toy out of Hasbro Guy's hands.
406[05:09:43 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Ahem! Of course I can fix it!
407[05:10:03 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: (opens up a gift that Arthur gave her and opens the box) Wow! A wool hat!
408[05:10:08 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster sits on the corner, looking over the broken toy, hoping to re-attach its arm.
409[05:10:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As the scene fades and Maria eventually has to go home to avoid a firm willow switching.
410[05:10:45 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster has this glue right here -- https://www.seenontv.com/product/lazer-bond/?ref=gmerch&gclid=CNOF6r-k-ckCFcOQHwodtUMD7w
411[05:10:49 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Which she'll wind up receiving anyway for no good reason.
412[05:11:11 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Pappas: Where's your action figure that Buster gave you?
413[05:11:18 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: I made it just for you, Fletch!
414[05:11:42 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Seeing the smile on her face, Arthur takes the liberty to give her a firm slap on her rather high-set backside.
415[05:11:54 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : https://www.google.com/search?biw=1600&bih=799&site=webhp&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=wool+hat+girls&oq=wool+hat+girls&gs_l=img.3..0i8i30.4165.5163.0.5274.6.4.0.2.2.0.86.311.4.4.0....0...1c.1.64.img..0.6.313.fAIHJTob33o#imgrc=XF-A0DW0OmHSWM%3A
416[05:12:01 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: H-h-h-he said he'd fix her, because her arm came off...
417[05:12:19 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I think pink fits you the best...
418[05:12:21 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Damn, Arthur's really upped his game with it comes to knitting.
419[05:13:06 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Gee, thanks! But Arthur, where are the mittens?
420[05:13:20 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher looks at Arthur, half-teasing, half-accusation...
421[05:13:23 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: Eh, screw it! (goes over teh BRain'
422[05:13:30 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : s house to fix the figure)
423[05:13:49 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: Hey, Brain... Maybe you can fix the figure. Maria is upset!
424[05:14:07 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As the sun begins to set, Brain just happens to stroll across Buster, still sitting on the corner hopelessly fidgiting with broken Leia.
425[05:14:21 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster looks up at Brain with a look of sadness on his face.
426[05:14:29 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Here are your Mittens, Fletcher -- http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/lalaloopsyland/images/f/f0/Mittens_Fluff_n_Stuff.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120512171151
427[05:14:30 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain looks closer, and sees that Buster's arm has fallen off.
428[05:14:42 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Brain...help.
429[05:14:59 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Hey, thanks! Gosh, you're quite the ladies' man, aren't you?
430[05:15:20 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: But Arthur, where's the posh jacket to match?
431[05:15:32 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: Wait a minute... I mean mittens as in you put on your hands! Not the Lalaloopsy!
432[05:15:53 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Oh...
433[05:15:55 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : https://www.google.com/search?q=mittens&biw=1600&bih=799&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiF5JDWpfnJAhVI5CYKHSyKDtAQ_AUIBygB
434[05:15:57 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Can I still have a kiss?
435[05:16:06 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: Absolutely not.
436[05:16:17 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks down, saddened.
437[05:16:29 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And breaks out the needle and thread, getting back to work.
438[05:16:35 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena: Do you give me anything, Arthur?
439[05:16:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Mittens and a jacket, then we can talk love and happiness.
440[05:17:14 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur realizes that he's been entirely too busy with Fletcher's bitchy demands to get anything for poor Philly.
441[05:17:19 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Uhm...
442[05:17:40 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Brain works tirelessly (but hopelessly) to reattach Buster's arm.
443[05:17:57 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As the sun sets and night falls.
444[05:18:16 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Look of ever-growing concern on both of their faces.
445[05:18:19 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Brain: There! Good as new! (gives Buster a repaired Leia figure)
446[05:18:38 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: But, Brain...(motions to his own arm, which is still laying on the sidewalk).
447[05:18:59 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As Brain reaches out to hand Buster the repaired Leia doll, his own arm falls off.
448[05:19:04 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drugs Bunny: Hello Buster!
449[05:19:17 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drags Bunny: Did you miss me?
450[05:19:25 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Arthur, you'd better hurry up with that needle and thread!
451[05:19:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's head begins to spin as he feels his other selves beginning to take hold.
452[05:20:14 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rapidly losing consciousness, and still hopelessly disarmed.
453[05:20:24 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Philomena: Arthur, I thought you cared.
454[05:20:33 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Philomena: I thought you loved me...
455[05:20:46 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Philly covers her face with her hands and runs off, heartbroken and betrayed.
456[05:20:49 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Molly: Okay, Arthur... You better play the Star Wars theme song right! If you hit one sour note, you'll be entering a world of pain! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cImCL0imq6A
457[05:21:10 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Molly: I'm keeping my eye on you, Arthur Read!
458[05:21:26 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks over Molly's intimidatingly lurid figure
459[05:21:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Y...yes, Mollypops!
460[05:21:48 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : He heads over to the piano, but Fletcher intervenes.
461[05:21:57 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Nuh-uh-uh, Long Nose!
462[05:22:07 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: You can play the piano and knit at the same time.
463[05:22:19 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur is playing the Star Wars theme on the piano, not hitting the sour note....
464[05:22:48 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur tries to play the tune with just one hand, and manages to do so impressively...until Molly lets out a horrendous cough.
465[05:22:53 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And he misses a note.
466[05:23:13 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Oh shit...
467[05:23:20 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Molly: Did you hit the sour note?
468[05:23:31 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly, her mouth curling up in a smile, slams the piano key cover down on Arthur's hands as hard as she can.
469[05:23:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The key-smashed sound resonating through the house.
470[05:24:06 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur yelps, and falls to the ground, grasping his freshly-broken fingers.
471[05:24:19 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Did I say you could stop knitting, you incompetent little shit?
472[05:24:36 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher takes the knitting needle, and gives him a sharp poke in the backside.
473[05:24:40 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : TCAG: Hello, Arthur... How's your cirstmas?
474[05:24:49 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Christmas*
475[05:25:08 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Brain and Buster sit on the corner, looking hopelessly at eachother...
476[05:25:41 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: *sob*
477[05:25:55 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Okay, girls... I made you gala dress for each of you! https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c9/75/cb/c975cba29c67862ba28d792ee13b7713.jpg
478[05:26:11 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Arthur, if you don't finish that jacket in the next ten minutes, I'm going to stuff a pillow over your grandma's face tonight!
479[05:26:16 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I should've used Brain's replicator...
480[05:26:40 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Francine: Screw dresses! (throws a gala dress that Muffy made for her)
481[05:26:52 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Kerry: Sis, imma wear the fuck out that shit!
482[05:26:58 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Dammit, Francine! I worked hard on that dress!
483[05:27:21 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Muffy, you know that boys don't wear dresses...
484[05:27:39 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : I can picture Kerry being a rat, or a moose...
485[05:27:40 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine (looks over at Buster): Well, for the most part.
486[05:27:59 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Same here...since ponies don't seem to exist in the Arthurverse in anthropomorphic form.
487[05:28:00 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Sue Ellen, show me your gala dress...
488[05:28:24 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Kerry (as a moose): Hi, Georgie-Weorgie!
489[05:28:27 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maybe a burly breed of dog.
490[05:28:39 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Yeah, I'm going to catch hell for that comment.
491[05:28:57 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : George: Uh...who are you?
492[05:29:10 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fern: Wow, Muffy! You did splendid job on gala dresses!
493[05:29:26 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Kerry: I'm Kerry. I just moved here. I'm in Miss Sweetwater's class.
494[05:29:35 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: Ooh! Pretty!
495[05:29:48 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Why, thanks! I made yours extra-petite, since you seem to shrink down two sizes everytime I see you...
496[05:29:54 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I might be a tomboy, but I love this dress!
497[05:30:16 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Jenna, why you didn't put on your gala dress?
498[05:30:34 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: Yeah...my Mom says it's because the worms keep eating away inside of me.
499[05:31:00 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Jenna: Actually, Muffy...do you have a yellow one for me to wear, instead?
500[05:31:09 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : I can picture Muffy wearing purple, Sue Ellen wearing teal, Fern wearing purple and yellow, Maria in pink and blue, and Ladonna in green...
501[05:31:14 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Gala dresses that is...
502[05:31:27 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: So Kerry, who's the father?
503[05:31:41 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Sorry, I'm all out of the yellow fabrics! You need to wear pink!
504[05:31:49 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Just like their standard colors.
505[05:31:54 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Jenna: Oh no...
506[05:32:06 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Jenna: Well... here goes nothing... (puts on the pink gala dress that Muffy made)
507[05:32:08 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : This means that if Jenna has an accident, there'll be no hiding it.
508[05:32:18 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Poor Miss Peebody.
509[05:32:48 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Despite it being the following day, Buster and Brain remain seated on the street corner, looking down at their detached limbs.
510[05:32:58 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Morris passes by in his drunken wanderings.
511[05:33:04 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Come on, Francine! Put on your gala dress! (points to the red dress)
512[05:33:07 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Mr. Morris, you've gotta help us...
513[05:33:12 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain: Please?
514[05:33:32 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: This Princess Leia figure is a voodoo!
515[05:33:38 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Morris just looks at them, pulls out a whiskey flask, and takes a swig.
516[05:34:00 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Brain: I know who's the culprit... Prunella!
517[05:34:02 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Walks on, muttering the filthy songs of his fathers, going blurp-blurp between syllables.
518[05:34:22 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Muffy, will you PLEASE stop trying to hetero-normalize me?
519[05:34:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Anyway, I thought that dress was for Buster...
520[05:34:49 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Francine's clone: Well, I'm wearing that red dress! (sticks her tongue at the real Francine)
521[05:35:13 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Francine's clone puts on the red gala dress...
522[05:35:55 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur, in great pain, has managed to finish Fletcher's new jacket...knitting from the floor while Molly and Fletcher use him as a footstool.
523[05:35:56 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Kerry: Both of my parents are moose....
524[05:36:12 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine points down to Kerry's belly.
525[05:36:16 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : And TCAG for the added weight...
526[05:36:39 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: No no, I mean who's Kerry, Jr.'s pops?
527[05:37:11 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : TCAG: Thanks for the chocolate, loser! And I ate them all outta the box!
528[05:37:12 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly, Fletcher and TCAG empty can after can of beer from the Read fridge.
529[05:37:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Since David and Jane are out for the evening visiting relatives.
530[05:38:16 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur's glasses crushed under Molly's steel-heeled combat boots.
531[05:38:19 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Okay, Fletcher... I finished making you a jacket... http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=47302527
532[05:38:38 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: About time... (puts on the jacket)
533[05:38:44 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Did I say I wanted a WHITE jacket?
534[05:38:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Keep knitting!
535[05:38:56 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly throws back her head and laughs.
536[05:39:09 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Lighting another cigarette.
537[05:39:11 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur uses the pink clothes dye to dye Fletcher's jacket...
538[05:39:25 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Okay, Fletcher... Made it pink!
539[05:39:30 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Igniting the match across the side of Arthur's face.
540[05:40:04 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Hey, smooth! Now knit me some undies, Lover Boy.
541[05:40:39 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: What, don't I get anything for Christmas?
542[05:40:42 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur knits a pair of undies for Fletcher...
543[05:41:10 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I heard you got coals in your stocking, Molly!
544[05:41:18 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Oh well. I'll just have to take what I want.
545[05:41:31 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As she inhales deeply, sucking in what's left of Arthur's soul.
546[05:42:00 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Okay... Done making undies...
547[05:42:15 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: You made...A THONG?!
548[05:42:19 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: So let the children come to me...
549[05:42:29 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Their mother loves me, so shall they.
550[05:42:42 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Woman, bleeding, ate my gifts...man was close behind.
551[05:43:04 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Just like a snake, I'm slithering...through my world divine...
552[05:43:15 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: And like a cat, I'm stalking...I'll take your soul and you'll be like me.
553[05:43:23 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: In emptiness.
554[05:43:29 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: In emptiness...
555[05:43:44 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: I made more gala dresses...but I'm saving them for Prunella, Nancy, and Helen...
556[05:44:18 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Prunella will be wearing teal, Nancy in pink and aqua, and Helen in yellow and purple...
557[05:44:20 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Kerry, dejected at not getting a dress, looks over at Muffy angrily.
558[05:44:41 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Picks up a large, heavy box, and heaves at it her.
559[05:44:42 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Kerry: Where's my gala dress, Mary Alice Crosswire?!
560[05:45:07 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Relax, Kerry! I can make you a dress some other time!
561[05:45:30 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Kerry: fuck you then an youre fucken /\/\c$hit~!!!
562[05:45:50 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Prunella, Nancy, and Helen came over at Muffy's mansion...
563[05:46:00 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: I made you something for you three!
564[05:46:04 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Kerry storms out, heading over to b3cky's to burn d0wn over a purpa dr4nk or two.
565[05:46:31 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy leads the fourth graders to the fashion room
566[05:46:47 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Here are you gala dresses, girls!
567[05:46:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Okay, Moneybags. You'd better pay up.
568[05:47:12 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Prunella: (puts on the dress) Wow!
569[05:47:13 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur's freshly-plucked soul still fresh on her breath.
570[05:47:35 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Nancy: Such a cute dress! Pink and aqua!
571[05:47:37 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : But alas, the dress slips down over Prunella's twiggy-thin limbs.
572[05:47:44 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Prunella: Oh, dear...
573[05:48:12 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : If only Marina could see her now.
574[05:48:12 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Helen: You did great on dresses, Muffy!
575[05:48:27 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: But Nancy, th-th-th-that's my dress!
576[05:48:38 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Prunella: Did you make a gala dress for Marina, Muffy?
577[05:48:45 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Nancy: Oh shut up, Stutter Bunny!
578[05:48:56 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Mm-hm! I sure did!
579[05:49:14 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Nancy: My gala dress is pink and AQUA! Yours is pink and BLUE! Learn the colors, idiot!
580[05:49:18 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy reaches into her $50,000 tote bag and pulls out the ugliest damn dress the girls have ever seen.
581[05:49:42 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria cries, remembering that she's a "C" student.
582[05:49:54 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And that nothing will ever change that, no matter how hard she tries.
583[05:50:15 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Ta-da! This one can be for Marina.
584[05:50:23 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Because she'll never know the difference.
585[05:50:29 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Marina's gala dress is two shades of blue...
586[05:50:44 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ragged and 60 years old, full of holes.
587[05:50:53 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : It's just junk Muffy pulled out of the trash.
588[05:51:07 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Prunella: Full of holes? Muffy, people will see her panties!
589[05:51:22 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Okay, Marina. That'll be $2,000 for a one-night gala rental.
590[05:51:40 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Oh, Prunie. I thought that's what you wanted?
591[05:51:54 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Prunella smirks and giggles.
592[05:52:07 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : At the gala night...
593[05:52:20 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: I can see your panties, Marina!
594[05:52:33 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Marina: Stop it, Buster!
595[05:52:55 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Wow... Marina's dress looked trashed...
596[05:53:03 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: I can see your thoracic cavity, Buster.
597[05:53:15 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Poking the gaping hole in his arm socket.
598[05:53:44 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Prunella's eyes glued to Marina's backside.
599[05:53:57 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: It was the Princess Leia figure! It got voodoo'd!
600[05:54:29 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Brain: Ah ha! Prunella! You're the one who put a voodoo curse on Maria's Princess Leia figure!
601[05:54:53 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, deep in the Elwood City Sewer System, 6" fully-articulated Princess Leia throws back her head and laughs maniacally.
602[05:55:43 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Brain: Reverse the curse, Prunella!
603[05:55:54 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Brain: ...or Maria will commit suicide!
604[05:56:37 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4
605[05:57:10 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Nancy: Wanna dance with me, Buster baby?
606[05:57:30 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Steve: Nancy is MY girlfriend!
607[05:57:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster gazes over at all the guys in their tuxes...
608[05:57:48 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Not hearing a word she says.
609[05:57:52 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Biker Maria: Is this the gala party?
610[05:58:08 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Kerry: canafigit.
611[05:58:30 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: These are the right clothes. Right, Biker Maria?
612[05:58:34 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Ick, who in-n-n-n-n-vited you?
613[05:58:52 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drugs Bunny: (kisses Biker Maria)
614[05:59:12 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Drags Bunny: Kisses every man in sight.
615[05:59:13 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drags Bunny: I have to invite my "girlfriend" over!
616[05:59:30 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: You got that right, Real Maria...
617[05:59:33 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mancine: Yoo-hoo, lover boy!
618[06:00:13 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: You got a problem with Drags Bunny?
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620[01:48:29 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Hello, this is Chef John from Food Wishes dot com with...
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624[01:48:29 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: ...roasted rabbit!
625[01:49:45 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The gang sits down in the live studio audience, anxiously awaiting the show as Chef John prepares the stove and cutting board.
626[01:50:16 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: That's right, a completely technique-free rabbit procedure for first timers and beginners!
627[01:50:39 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Today, you can be the Dick Cavett of your very own rabbit!
628[01:50:53 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster, Maria, Ladonna, Alex, Blonde Rabbit Girl, Rabbit Boy, Nancy, John, Patrick, Molly, and that big burly rabbit boy are all becoming...Chef John's victims.
629[01:51:04 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine (to Arthur): Arthur, have you seen Alex?
630[01:51:39 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : They all sit dumbfounded and only slightly on edge, taken and relaxed by Chef John's otherwise folksy demeanor.
631[01:52:25 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Their ears perk up at the sound of a drum roll.
632[01:52:35 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Maria Pappas, come on down!
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636[01:53:27 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, M-16-armed security guards who seem to have quietly positioned themselves by the exits.
637[01:54:04 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur (to Buster): Buster, have you seen Alex?
638[01:54:07 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster shrugs.
639[01:54:13 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Chef Puffeau: Madame Pappas?
640[01:54:57 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Even though this is pretty much technique free, it guarantees you a magazine cover quality bunny every time!
641[01:55:08 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: I-I-I...yeah.
642[01:55:39 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef Puffeau roughly grabs her by the arm and yanks her down the aisle.
643[01:56:05 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Leading her to the table, where Chef John continues to carry on with his friendly monologue as the cameras roll.
644[01:56:09 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Chef Puffeau: Tell me, Madame Pappas... What do you want to cook?
645[01:56:24 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: M-m-m-m-ma...
646[01:56:31 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Poor Maria is too rattled to speak.
647[01:56:51 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : If not from her fear of public speaking, from the foreboding possibilities that lie ahead.
648[01:57:23 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Chef Puffeau: Mashed potatoes?
649[01:57:26 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Now I want you to take a large baking pan or roasting dish, big enough to fit your bunny...
650[01:58:02 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : He furnishes a 3-4 foot diameter pan from beneath the table.
651[01:58:29 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Then, take your rabbit and unwrap it..
652[01:59:24 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Armed guards near, and violently tear off Maria's clothing, leaving her with only a soluble loincloth to cover her bunny bits as she's lifted up and descended into the pan.
653[02:00:01 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John proceeds to finely chop up onions and carrots, which he places neatly around her.
654[02:00:26 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur, Buster and Francine look at eachother, mortified...
655[02:00:31 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex is still nowhere to be found.
656[02:00:48 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: And in the bottom, you're gonna lay down one sliced-up onion...
657[02:01:00 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria is in tears, red in the face with horror and fear.
658[02:01:21 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As she wiggles while Chefs John and Puffeau try to hold her down.
659[02:01:38 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria escapes from the large pan
660[02:01:52 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Rinse it off...
661[02:02:06 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The guards spray poor Maria with scalding hot water.
662[02:02:13 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Aaaaaggghhhh...
663[02:02:31 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Give the pan the old tappa-tappa...
664[02:02:43 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : He proceeds to tap the pan gently to move around the veggies at the bottom.
665[02:02:48 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I'll save you, Maria!
666[02:02:53 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: H-h-h-heeeellllpppp...
667[02:02:58 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Ladonna tries to save Maria, but...
668[02:03:05 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna hops up and starts to make her way down the aisle...
669[02:03:14 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: And give your rabbit the old smasha-smasha!
670[02:03:49 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John lifts up a steel mallet and brings it down with the strength of a thousand chefs onto Maria's fragile, young ankle.
671[02:04:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : With a sickening crunch as she screams in mortal agony.
672[02:04:34 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Like I said, you are THE Dick Cavett...
673[02:04:41 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : (raises the mallet again)
674[02:04:52 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Of your rabbit!
675[02:05:13 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : (brings it down on her other ankle, crushing it beyond all hopes of medical repair)
676[02:05:55 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : There's clear commotion in the audience as Arthur and the others try to run and panic, but it's quickly silenced with a few warning shots.
677[02:06:04 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: I'm going to make you MY dinner, Molly MockDonald!!
678[02:06:32 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: *gasp, gasp...sob...*
679[02:06:57 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria convulses in pain as Chef John proceeds to crush her shins and forearms.
680[02:07:21 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Now let's move along and keep tenderizing the bunny...
681[02:07:36 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Chef Puffeau: Now, time to sprinkle some seasoning and bake this poor bunny!
682[02:08:04 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Indeed, time to give her a little T.O.C.!
683[02:08:11 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : The chefs sprinkle seasonings on Maria, and bake her.
684[02:08:19 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: For those who don't know what that means, a little touch of cayenne!
685[02:08:49 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria continues to wheeze out what are most likely going to be her few final breaths as her vision fades, the pain too much to bear.
686[02:09:23 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Basted in chicken stock, herbs and spices.
687[02:09:23 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster (to Francine): Hey, Francine...
688[02:09:23 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: What is it?
689[02:09:23 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Where's Alex?
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691[02:09:32 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Hours later when the timer is done...
692[02:09:54 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur and gang are still sitting on the audience, horrified and unable to leave.
693[02:10:05 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: All right, let's pop this bunny out of the oven!
694[02:10:14 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The pleasant Food Wishes background music continues to play.
695[02:10:26 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: Oh my god! Maria!!
696[02:10:44 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : His assistants, Molly and Flecther, open the oven and a huge puff of smoke emerges.
697[02:11:07 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : From it they carefully haul out the giant roasting pan.
698[02:11:40 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: (carves Maria) Who wants a piece?!! (evil laughter)
699[02:11:43 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As the smoke clears, Maria's fresh-roasted carcass can be seen, half-submerged in the frothy stew of her own juices.
700[02:12:24 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: All right, don't be afraid to turn it to get the sides and those little crevices...
701[02:12:48 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John proceeds to baste Maria with more gravy and spices.
702[02:12:49 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: That sounds like that Pinkie Pie Creepypasta fanfic called Cupcakes...
703[02:13:43 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef Puffeau, Molly and Fletcher furnish a good two dozen ceramic plates. One for each audience member.
704[02:14:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John drives his cleaver into Maria's breast, thighs and buttocks, giving her the old carva-carva.
705[02:14:34 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Lowering her tender, cheesy flesh onto each plate with surgical precision.
706[02:14:45 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's clone: May I have a piece?
707[02:14:57 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Garnishing with Alexstuffing and cranbunny sauce.
708[02:15:36 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As Molly, Fletcher and several armed Blackwater guards serve her former classmates what's left of her.
709[02:15:37 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's clone: The real me died, so I took over. The real me stepped in the Brain's duplicator.
710[02:16:25 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's clone: Hi, Buster.
711[02:17:29 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster looks up in confusion as he proceeds to chew Maria's savory flesh.
712[02:17:41 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Clearly in moral conflict with himself.
713[02:17:51 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mourning over the loss of his friend, but...
714[02:18:00 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Dammit, she just tastes so darn good!
715[02:18:28 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : He tries his best to forget the many horrors that just spread themselves out before him, and enjoys the free meal.
716[02:18:38 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Because hey, it's Thanksgiving.
717[02:18:46 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And he's grateful for a free handout.
718[02:19:00 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's clone: Happy Thanksgiving, Buster boy!
719[02:19:41 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Who are you, lady?
720[02:20:02 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's clone: I'm Maria. Well, not the real one, I'm her duplicate.
721[02:20:03 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : (Definitely posting his one, too)
722[02:20:14 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John overhears her.
723[02:20:25 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And seizes on the opportunity.
724[02:20:33 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Anybunny up for seconds?
725[02:21:01 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As the Blackwater guards grab Maria Part II and yank her down the aisle, as the nightmare plays out all over again.
726[02:22:00 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: (evil laughter) If anybunny who goes near me, I'll turn you to dinner!
727[02:22:24 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher brandishes her cleaver, looking into the still-horrified audience.
728[02:22:30 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to Fletcher) Why are you so evil to all those bunnies, Fletcher?
729[02:22:53 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Just look at the competition, Long Nose.
730[02:23:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: I'm a beast of prey, don'tcha know.
731[02:23:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine (nudging Muffy): Muffy...
732[02:23:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy (raising an eyebrow): What?
733[02:23:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Where's Alex?
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737[02:23:29 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena: You'll never cook aardvarks like me and Arthur!!
738[02:23:58 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Oh no no, we don't roast aardvarks.
739[02:24:14 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef Puffeau: Horrible technique! Only Emeril would try it.
740[02:24:17 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena: Phew...
741[02:24:37 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: We carve 'em and eat 'em raw!
742[02:24:45 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Carva-carva...
743[02:25:06 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly and Fletcher grab Philomena and pull her up onto the chopping block.
744[02:25:38 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Peeling back her shirt to expose her soft tummy.
745[02:25:42 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena: (shoots Chef John with a this gun -- http://www.beretta.com/assets/1/7/92fscentennial_interna01.jpg )
746[02:26:07 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena blows the barrel
747[02:26:10 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John lets out a deep, gutteral death rattle as he sulks down to the floor.
748[02:26:28 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Bl-bl-bl...rawwr...
749[02:26:42 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Oh well.
750[02:26:52 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : The audience are shocked when Philomena shot Chef John.
751[02:27:48 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: All right, anybunny up for flambeed fatass?
752[02:28:22 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly and Fletcher struggle as they haul Chef John up onto the table, and proceed to flay him with a potato peeler.
753[02:28:43 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As he gurgles and snorts, still half-alive.
754[02:29:48 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The Food Wishes theme song continues to play in the background.
755[02:30:57 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Pinkie Pie: Time to make cupcakes! Out of Chef John!!
756[02:31:25 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Molly and Fletcher becomes Pinkie Pie's assistants.
757[02:31:34 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Hot diggity, I could use me some Johnny Cakes right 'bout now!
758[02:32:10 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: (to Ladonna) You're not going anywhere until you tell me what Johnny Cakes are!
759[02:32:33 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna and Bud make their way to the table and grab handful after handful of Johnflesh, tearing it from his carcass and rolling it into balls.
760[02:33:10 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Pinkie Pie: (rubs her hooves with an evil laughter)
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764[02:33:46 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Bud removes his hat to reveal a fresh stack of steaming white Johnny Cakes neatly placed upon his head.
765[02:34:17 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Somewhere in the distance, Luigi can be heard howling in triumph.
766[02:34:52 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : 15 minutes later when the timer goes off...
767[02:35:06 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Pinkie Pie: Who wants some...cupcakes?!
768[02:35:21 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Everyone rushes down to the floor.
769[02:35:47 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Excited at the prospect of more free food, having almost completely forgotten the scene of utter horror that just transpired.
770[02:36:14 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena: This cupcake is good! What's in it, Pinkie Pie?
771[02:36:58 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Pinkie Pie: Just a pinch of love, Sugar Cube!
772[02:37:42 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly and Fletcher clean up what remains of Maria and Chef John, funneling their innards and bones into dog bowls.
773[02:38:04 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern's mouth waters at the prospect of fresh scraps.
774[02:38:52 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : The curtains close the Creepypasta cooking show.
775[02:39:09 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Pinkie Pie: See ya next time!
776[02:39:10 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : A recording of Chef John's voice plays overhead.
777[02:39:11 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: And as always...
778[02:39:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: ...en~joy!
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780[00:40:41 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Harry Mills: (holds up the boombox in front of Paige Turner's house like the movie Say Anything) You'll like this music...
781[00:41:04 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4clhZZ6sdjk
782[00:41:19 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Paige jerks, and drops to her knees from the loud, raucous music.
783[00:41:43 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Her glasses crooked, a trickle of blood descending from her nose.
784[00:42:04 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Paige: Turn down your boombox, Harold Mills! I'm trying to sleep!
785[00:42:27 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Letting out a cry of despair, as Harry looks on, confused and oblivious.
786[00:42:59 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Harry: This is what I get for trying to show you a good time? Fine, then!
787[00:43:07 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Harry: Have a sandwich!
788[00:43:22 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Paige: I just ate my lunch!
789[00:43:30 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Harry reaches into his jacket and produces a footlong Harry Mills Special.
790[00:43:43 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Dripping with an unsavory variety of sauces.
791[00:43:56 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Meat piled so high, it's practically falling apart.
792[00:43:58 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Paige: (to Harry) You keep it. I'm going to make a Paige Turner Special sandwich.
793[00:44:15 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Harry: Shut up, you famished prude!
794[00:44:30 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Harry sets upon Paige, and proceeds to stuff the entire sandwich into her mouth.
795[00:44:47 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Harry: I'll teach you to disrespect my namesake!
796[00:45:01 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Paige: (begins making her special sandwich in the kitchen, consisting of deli meats, lettuce, tomatoes, and honey mustard)
797[00:45:14 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Harry: You want a Paige Turner Special? I'll give you a Paige Turner Special!
798[00:45:44 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Paige kicks and struggles, letting out pitiful yelp out of the corner of her mouth whenever she gets the opportunity.
799[00:45:51 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Sauce slathered all over her face.
800[00:46:16 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Choking on an unholy amount of bread and meatball...
801[00:46:30 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Paige: (shows Harry her sandwich) This is MY sandwich! The Paige Turner Special!
802[00:46:47 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Paige: Complete with apricots!
803[00:46:55 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Paige: And you can't stop me from selling it! (Runs to the sandwich shop and submits her sandwich)
804[00:46:59 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : If it's Paige Turner, hey, can't forget the apricots. Wink
805[00:47:21 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Paige: I call it... The Paige Turner Special!
806[00:47:25 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Harry chases after her, his ever-ballooning weight slowing him down.
807[00:47:48 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Guy at the sandwich shop: Paige Turner Special, huh?
808[00:48:01 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Tammy the Sandwich Clerk: Apricots? Who'd buy a sandwich full of apricots?
809[00:48:32 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Tammy: Don'tcha know everybody likes peaches these days?
810[00:48:46 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : She winks, showing off her assets.
811[00:49:15 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Paige: Trust me, Harry... My special sandwich is going to beat yours.
812[00:50:16 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : https://2img.net/h/i1371.photobucket.com/albums/ag295/november909025/1190195_Tralalal_tamyunderwear_-_copia_zps5j3g92m2.png
813[00:50:42 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Two customers, Maria and Ladonna, arrive at the sandwich shop. Maria ordered the Paige Turner special while Ladonna orders the Harry Mills one.
814[00:50:57 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Tammy: Sandwich eating contest! Ready... Go!
815[00:51:16 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : The two bunny girls begin to scarf their sandwiches...
816[00:52:29 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna finishes off her sandwich, despite its massive girth, in less than a second.
817[00:52:42 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : And grabs Maria's sandwich before it can pass through her lips.
818[00:52:54 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Maria: Hey! That's my sandwich!
819[00:52:58 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Ravenously inhaling it like a starving lion.
820[00:53:19 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna chomps down on Maria's index and middle fingers, nearly biting them clean off.
821[00:53:35 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Maria: Ow!
822[00:53:40 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Sorry...
823[00:53:46 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Just to add a little entertainment to the competition, Tammy hops up on the counter and does a striptease.
824[00:53:59 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Maria looks on, dramatically.
825[00:54:08 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna feels funny inside.
826[00:54:26 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Having finished off both sandwiches, Ladonna's appetitite remains unsatisfied.
827[00:54:49 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : She tears off her green sweater, and proceeds to chomp down on it.
828[00:54:56 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Tammy: There's no winner, because Ladonna stole Maria's sandwich.
829[00:54:58 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Biting through the wool and cotton.
830[00:55:16 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Harry Mills: I'm going home...
831[00:55:27 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Nearly choking as she swallows it like a cat unwinding a spool of thread.
832[00:55:30 29/11/2015]	WheeljackDude : Paige: Wait! Can I come with you? For the night?
833[00:55:36 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Tammy: But, you just got here...
834[00:56:35 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna pulls the signage off of the wall, and starts munching on it.
835[00:57:01 29/11/2015]	@ A Lotta Moms : Tammy: $500, and you can spend the night here. *wink*
836
837[21:51:35 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: (to the rabbit boy from Miss Sweetwater's class) So, my good man... Do you got anything for me for Christmas? I know Buster gave me a present, and it's picture of two aliens named Buster and Maria... He better stop drawing aliens... Do you got anything better than aliens?
838[21:52:37 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex walks up between the two of them.
839[21:53:00 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Handing Maria a handful of pocket lint, paper clips, and a few stray jolly ranchers.
840[21:53:12 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: Here.
841[21:53:16 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Rabbit Boy: *sigh* I wish I got a girlfriend like Maria...
842[21:53:46 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria takes it into her soft hands and looks it over, bewildered and a little disturbed.
843[21:54:04 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: Stuff.
844[21:54:33 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster (to Rabbit Boy): It's okay. I'll be your girlfriend.
845[21:54:39 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: What am I? MacGyver?
846[21:55:04 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drags bunny clone: You rang?
847[21:55:06 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: You'll just love my Snow White costume...
848[21:55:35 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: Maria, what's wrong? I thought you loved my stuff...
849[21:55:44 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: It's the RIGHT stuff!
850[21:56:11 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster runs his soft, white, somewhat unwashed hands over Rabbit Boy's shoulders.
851[21:56:23 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Alex: At least it's better than that picture of these two aliens named Buster and Maria that Buster gave you...
852[21:56:28 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Grinning deviously.
853[21:56:52 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster's Drugs Bunny clone: Hold it right there, Drags Bunny! (points his gun at Drags Bunny)
854[21:57:07 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Hey, I'll have you know I put a lot of hard work into that!
855[21:57:51 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Buying enough weed to inspire it took a full two weeks' allowance money!
856[21:58:12 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Rabbit Boy: Okay, Maria... The presents I gave you are you and me drawn in Peanuts style...
857[21:58:21 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Too late, Drags Bunny has already donned his/her best pink dress.
858[21:58:38 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drugs Bunny: (to Drags Bunny) Want some toke?
859[21:58:43 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rabbit Boy, crushed by the sight, lowers to his knees, trembling...
860[21:58:59 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Enough to turn a straight man gay, aren't I?
861[21:59:22 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria continues to stare down hopelessly at "stuff."
862[21:59:34 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Real Buster: (to Drags Bunny and Drugs Bunny) You want Maria? You gotta get through ME first!!
863[21:59:42 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria continues to stare down hopelessly at "stuff."
864[21:59:52 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drags Bunny: (kicks Buster in the groin)
865[21:59:57 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex (to Buster): Hey! That's my line!
866[22:00:11 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex attempts to grab Maria by the shoulder as she gasps.
867[22:00:23 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drugs Bunny: (gives the real Buster the middle finger)
868[22:00:39 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drugs Bunny: **** you, loser!
869[22:00:42 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Shoving her into his open locker and slamming the door.
870[22:00:48 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: Mine!
871[22:01:15 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria gasps and starts to cry.
872[22:01:29 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : But alas, only Alex has the combination.
873[22:01:36 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And the key to her heart.
874[22:01:40 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's 1st clone: Do you know that I'm Drugs Bunny's girlfriend... (kisses Buster's Drugs Bunny clone on his cheek)
875[22:02:04 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: Dammit, we have to do something about Brain's replicator!
876[22:02:05 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's 2nd clone: (wearing some lesbian clothes) I'm with Drags Bunny!
877[22:02:38 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Just as the words escape his lips, the front doors to Lakewood swing open.
878[22:02:40 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's 1st clone: Drugs Bunny gave me a leather jacket...
879[22:02:52 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And in rush no fewer than 500 D.W. clones.
880[22:03:20 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Stampeding Alex, Buster(s), and what's left of Rabbit Boy.
881[22:03:36 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Who'd long since collapsed into a puddle of sweat and horny.
882[22:03:43 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : But most of the DW clones are all killed by Maria's two clones...
883[22:04:02 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Unfortunately for Buster, he's high enough to be able to see the 500 Nadine clones following in D.W.'s wake.
884[22:04:18 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Making the situation all the more overwhelming for rather a soft rabbit.
885[22:04:34 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As Real Maria continues to cower and weep in the confines of Alex's locker.
886[22:05:01 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fortunate that she's out of harm's way, but increasingly sore from being compacted and unable to move.
887[22:05:04 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Real Buster: (uses the stethoscope on Alex's locker to use the combination to release Maria)
888[22:05:23 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex lunges at Buster, and tries in vain to stop him...
889[22:05:30 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Grabs his pants, and pulls them down.
890[22:05:46 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria tumbles out and onto the ground, still gasping for air and sweet life.
891[22:05:49 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's biker clone: (strangles Alex)
892[22:06:07 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's "lesbian" clone: (kicks Alex in the groin)
893[22:06:18 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As his consciousness begins to fade, Alex feels himself beginning to transform...
894[22:06:31 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Biker Maria: Leave Drugs Bunny Alone!
895[22:06:33 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Thunderous music can be heard from above.
896[22:06:46 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: Don't touch my Drags Bunny!
897[22:06:52 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As he feels the fury of 65 million years ago flow course through his veins...
898[22:07:02 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Real Maria: Thanks girls!
899[22:07:24 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster, Maria and what's left of the many D.W.'s look on in horror as Alex transformed into Alexsaurus Rex!
900[22:07:26 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: No sweat.
901[22:07:27 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex 
902[22:07:54 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Grimlock: Me Grimlock Alex's companion!
903[22:07:57 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alexsaurus Rex lets out a paralyzing roar. Everyone trembles.
904[22:08:23 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : But sadly for him, his newfound 45-foot long body is just too damn big to navigate the Lakewood hallways.
905[22:08:29 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : So there he sits, stuck.
906[22:08:43 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Wedged painfully between the lockers on either side of the halls.
907[22:08:59 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : 
908[22:09:20 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : He rests his ginormous head on the freshly-waxed floor (courtesy of Mr. Morris), and begins to weep.
909[22:09:33 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Finding himself in very much the same position poor Maria was just moments ago.
910[22:09:38 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Poetic justice at its best.
911[22:09:56 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : I used to have a Grimrock toy, too.
912[22:10:01 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Back when I was just a little Moms.
913[22:10:02 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: (gets on the Triceratops) http://diaclone.net/orid/diadino/d087.html
914[22:10:09 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : But my cats peed on it.
915[22:10:35 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster hops on, and looks at the controls...
916[22:10:36 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: (gets on the Pterodactyl) http://diaclone.net/orid/diadino/d090.html
917[22:10:53 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Gazing over them, unable to make sense out of something so complicated.
918[22:11:04 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: (gets on the Stegosaurus) http://diaclone.net/orid/diadino/d089.html
919[22:11:04 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : It's all too much for his tiny bunny brain.
920[22:11:12 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : So he presses random buttons.
921[22:11:38 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: (pushes one button on his Triceratops that turns into a robot)
922[22:11:44 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And the transformer begins to morph into a different form...its gears and metal limbs closing back in on itself.
923[22:11:55 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And on top of Buster, crushing him in the process.
924[22:12:03 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Like a car in a trash compacter.
925[22:12:05 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Rabbit Boy: (gets on the Brontosaurus) http://diaclone.net/orid/diadino/d088.html
926[22:12:16 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: RRrrrrrggghhhh...gggaaaggghhh!!!
927[22:12:36 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: Bitch, please. My dinosaur robot can fly! Because it's a pterodactyl! (pushes the button that turns into a robot) What the?!
928[22:12:46 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Only his small, fragile hand is left visible as the rest of him is mangled beyond repair in the robotic matrix.
929[22:13:16 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine looks on in horror at the winged beast...
930[22:13:33 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Plagued by horrible memories of Fern's vengeance.
931[22:13:40 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Pterodactyl Robot: I, Swoop, will not harm you, little monkey girl...
932[22:13:56 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: At least, not until I take the wheel!
933[22:14:10 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern hops up next to Maria and starts to doghandle the gears...
934[22:14:26 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Pissing in the cockpit in the process.
935[22:14:26 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : T-Rex Robot: You're a great boy, Alex...
936[22:14:43 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : http://diaclone.net/orid/diadino/d086.html
937[22:14:59 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The pterodactyl starts to go haywire, flapping its metal wings all over the place...lopping off Rabbit Boy's ears in the process like a stray helicopter blade.
938[22:15:25 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: He makes a better aardvark anyway, fwa ha ha!
939[22:15:47 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Holy cow, Blue Rex!
940[22:15:58 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : I wonder if he can swim...
941[22:16:18 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Before she can wreak anymore havoc, Fern's arms fall off.
942[22:16:29 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Triceratops Robot: (crushes the Drugs Bunny clone with his own robotic hands)
943[22:16:40 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : For no good reason other than that she neglected to use enough crazy glue the night before.
944[22:16:59 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Ha-ha, bunnymush!
945[22:17:13 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Triceratops Robot: (steps on the Drags Bunny clone, leaving some blood behind)
946[22:17:43 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Leaving a smear of blood and pink, frilly lace...
947[22:17:59 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: (to the real DW) Come on, DW... I could make you a NEW snowball... Same color, same size, same shape...
948[22:18:06 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Way to go, Fern. Now we're out of Busters!
949[22:18:23 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Real Buster: I'm still alive!
950[22:18:33 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: Just think of all the money we'll save on air freshener!
951[22:18:39 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: Oh...damn.
952[22:18:51 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : D.W.: But, but...it wouldn't be the same!
953[22:19:21 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Real Buster: I always take a shower. Blame my Drugs Bunny clone. He only showers one a WEEK!
954[22:19:26 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster was just so full of bacteria, it managed to fuse him back together with a little magic mitosis.
955[22:20:17 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Buster, that's hogwash! You don't even shower once a week. You don't even wash your underwear once a week!
956[22:20:27 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fern OR Maria has this spray -- http://scene7.targetimg1.com/is/image/Target/11052201?wid=1000&hei=1000
957[22:21:22 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Hah, that ain't nothin'. I cain't remember last time I had a wash.
958[22:21:46 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Soon afterwards, Bitzi, Mrs. Pappas, and Cisely all arrived, and saw their kids on the dinosaur robots.
959[22:22:08 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Bitzi: (to Buster) You shouldn't play with that robot!
960[22:22:12 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/95/19/c6/9519c6f5b776ecacfee8fc07d621f5e2.jpg
961[22:22:20 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria has one of these too, of course. :p
962[22:22:45 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Pappas: You better get off that robot, young lady...
963[22:23:01 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: If I promise not to, can I sleep in your bed tonight?
964[22:23:07 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Cisely: Ladonna (middle name) Compson! What are you doing with that robot?!
965[22:23:30 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mrs. Pappas brandishes her nine-tailed whip threateningly.
966[22:23:51 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Of course, it's nothing new for her.
967[22:23:59 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Signaling to Maria what she's in for once she gets home.
968[22:24:00 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: (tells her mother the truth) I want to erase all of DW's clone...
969[22:24:04 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Makin' whoopee!
970[22:24:29 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Stegosaurus Robot: Same time another day, Ladonna?
971[22:24:36 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: If I pay you last week
972[22:24:46 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : 's allowance, will you get rid of the original for me too?
973[22:24:54 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: (to the pterodactyl robot) See ya...
974[22:25:00 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: You betcha, Sugar Spikes!
975[22:25:09 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Pterodactyl Robot: (waves at Maria) I'll miss you...
976[22:25:25 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern refuses to dismount.
977[22:25:53 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Alex: (gets off the T-Rex robot) My mom's calling me for dinner. See ya.
978[22:25:58 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Not that she could even if she wanted to, since her legs seem to have come detached in the meantime.
979[22:26:14 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : T-Rex Robot: I hope...
980[22:26:35 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : T-Rex Robot: But, I thought you loved me...
981[22:26:38 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Bitzi: (gets Buster out of the Triceratops robot) You're going home and a spanking, young man!
982[22:26:54 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As it cries tears of oily sorrow.
983[22:26:54 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Triceratops Robot: *sigh*
984[22:27:08 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster (excited): Yes, ma'am!
985[22:27:27 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Racing into the Bitzimobile as fast as his feet can carry him.
986[22:27:36 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : At Buster's home, Bitzi puts Buster across her knees, and begins to spank him.
987[22:27:54 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Bitzi: How dare you use that robot and destroy the school property?!
988[22:27:54 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Imagining the tender harsh swat of her warm, open palms...
989[22:28:13 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Bitzi: Buster, I am VERY ANGRY at you right now.
990[22:28:18 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Make me feel it!
991[22:29:03 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Bitzi smiles as she brings her hand down on his bare bunnysteaks.
992[22:29:18 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Enjoying it every bit as much as he is.
993[22:29:22 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Pappas: How could you just use that robot to destroy the school building?! I am ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED WITH YOU, YOUNG LADY!!
994[22:29:37 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: I-I-I...
995[22:29:56 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Pappas: So for now, I'll give you a spanking. (hikes up back of Maria's skirt, and spanks her on her butt)
996[22:30:01 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mrs. Pappas tears the back of Maria's striped sweater open, and proceeds to lash her unmercifully.
997[22:30:23 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria screams in mortal agony. There's nothing fun about this scenario.
998[22:30:59 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As the red welts break open and blood trickles down her cheese-colored flesh.
999[22:31:17 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Cisely: Ladonna, I have no choice but to whip you. (whips Ladonna with a nine tailed whip)
1000[22:31:19 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mrs. Pappas: I'll make you feel the wrath of redemption, you little sinner!
1001[22:31:58 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Hot diggity!
1002[22:32:01 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Rabbit boy's mother: Young man, I am VERY, VERY angry at you!
1003[22:32:16 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Burns like L'isiana hot sauce!
1004[22:32:38 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rabbit Boy still can't still can't stop thinking about Buster in drag.
1005[22:32:46 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rabbit Boy: Mom?
1006[22:33:04 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rabbit Boy: I want a dress for Christmas.
1007[22:33:21 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Rabbit boy's mother: No. You're a boy.
1008[22:33:55 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rabbit Boy: But, Buster's mom lets him wear a dress.
1009[22:34:02 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Bitzi: No TV, no video games, and no computer for a week!
1010[22:34:12 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rabbit Boy: Can I at least have my name back?
1011[22:34:13 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Rabbit boy's mother: Well, I'm not Buster's mother...
1012[22:34:42 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rabbit Boy: I hear she also lets his friends stay over and sleep in her bed...
1013[22:35:11 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : One week later, all the rabbits are all apologizing to each other...
1014[22:35:22 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: I'm sorry that I got into this mess...
1015[22:35:30 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Bitzi means business, and proceeds to lock Buster in his room for a week.
1016[22:35:42 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Without food or water.
1017[22:35:44 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: I'm sorry that I destroyed school, even by accident...
1018[22:36:12 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I'm sorry that I joyridden the robot...
1019[22:36:30 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Rabbit Boy: I'm sorry that I destroyed some of the playgrounds...
1020[22:36:41 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Rabbit Boy: At school, that is...
1021[22:36:44 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: I'm sorry about Mr. Ratburn...
1022[22:36:53 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : 
1023[22:36:59 12/12/2015]	WheeljackDude : Alex: I'm sorry that I started this mess...
1024[22:37:29 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: All I wanted to do is to get rid of 500 DW clones...
1025[22:37:37 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: And my two clones....
1026[22:37:50 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: All I wanted was to be a girl.
1027[22:37:58 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Is that too much to ask?
1028[22:38:19 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: Too much to ask? Buster, you can dress up as a girl to "impress" me...
1029[22:38:40 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria pats Buster on his back
1030[22:38:57 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
1031[22:39:05 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Biker Maria: I missed my Drugs Bunny....
1032[22:39:14 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: You people sound like a self-help book! This makes me sick!
1033[22:39:58 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Biker Maria: (hits Molly with her gloved fist)
1034[22:40:57 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks on at the female-on-female action, and feels that special sort of tingle.
1035[22:41:07 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Damn pervert.
1036[22:41:17 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: Hey, Arthur. Wanna hang out with me sometime?
1037[22:41:32 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : He stares on from the sidelines, a line of drool puddling on the floor at his feet.
1038[22:41:44 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Habbablablah...
1039[22:42:42 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly and Maria wrestle around on the floor, tearing, pulling and clawing.
1040[22:43:19 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: What do you think of my tattoo? 
1041[22:44:05 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly stops fighting, taken by the "t4t."
1042[22:44:10 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Wow...
1043[22:44:19 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly's so impressed, she just has to have it.
1044[22:44:45 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And digs her sharp doggybun fangs into Maria's flesh, ripping off the tattoo and all the skin that goes with it.
1045[22:44:56 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: Get your OWN tattoo, bitch! (kicks Molly)
1046[22:45:04 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Rawwrrrr....
1047[22:45:23 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria screams in agony, and doubles over.
1048[22:46:04 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Biker Maria: (grabs Buster by his shirt) Listen to me, Buster... Get in Brain's replicator, and make two new copies of yourself, or you will NEVER EVER see the REAL Maria again!!
1049[22:46:04 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : But no worries.
1050[22:46:13 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Nothing a little mac n' cheese can't glue back together.
1051[22:46:35 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Oh ho ho! Too late for that, Stutter Bunny!
1052[22:46:39 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The scene flashes to Brain's room.
1053[22:46:51 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The replicator is smashed to pieces.
1054[22:46:59 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain lays in the corner.
1055[22:47:03 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Very, very still.
1056[22:47:16 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: Brain, How could you destroy your replicator? Maria's clones are worried!
1057[22:47:30 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rattles: He didn't destroy it, Long Ears!
1058[22:47:37 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Slink slinks out from the shadows.
1059[22:47:41 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Slink: WE did!
1060[22:47:52 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster hears an inaudible roar from behind him.
1061[22:47:59 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: (evil laughter)
1062[22:48:04 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Spins around, and sees Binky staring down at him.
1063[22:48:32 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky proceeds to rattle off a semi-comprehensible rant about obedience.
1064[22:49:09 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : 
1065[22:50:39 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: Fletcher?! Why did you destroy the replicator?
1066[22:50:51 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: (to Fletcher) Brain worked VERY HARD on it...
1067[22:51:02 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Because I could, Mr. Bunnymush!
1068[22:51:12 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: What are YOU gonna do about it?
1069[22:52:13 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: Easy. Tell Brain to make a new one.
1070[22:52:25 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Bunnanaman is in the process of smashing the rest of Brain's gadgetry out in the garage.
1071[22:52:36 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Along with his father's car collection.
1072[22:52:40 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And what's left of his father.
1073[22:52:57 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain lays in the corner, motionless.
1074[22:53:25 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher nonchalantly takes a seat on Brain's body.
1075[22:53:35 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: As we were saying...
1076[22:54:01 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Brain: Go on... Take your time...
1077[22:54:25 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Didn't I tell you to play dead?
1078[22:54:44 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher lands a fierce kick in Brain's breadbasket.
1079[22:54:56 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain wheezes.
1080[22:55:07 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Bunnanaman peeks up through the second-story window.
1081[22:55:08 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: Do you know that I'm a very good soccer player?
1082[22:55:28 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rattles: She sure delivers one helluva kick to the balls!
1083[22:56:11 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: Don't worry... I will NEVER hurt Arthur...
1084[22:56:24 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Of course you won't.
1085[22:56:30 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: That's MY job, after all.
1086[22:56:48 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Rae: Um.. Hi, Fletcher....
1087[22:56:55 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: You hurt me so good, Mollypops...
1088[22:57:04 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Rae: (waves at Fletcher with a sheepish grin)
1089[22:57:32 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: Don't "hi" me, long nose girl!
1090[22:57:39 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : It's a miracle Rae can speak, with all the havoc all that Drano wreaked on her esophagus and digestive tract.
1091[22:58:07 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Not to mention the Clorox, Tilex and Mosquito Repellant.
1092[22:58:30 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to Rae) You shouldn't drink those! They can KILL you!
1093[22:58:54 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: Arthur honey, I know...but...I just...can't...stop...
1094[22:59:16 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: The Aardvarks Anonymous meetings...they don't help.
1095[22:59:54 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As Rae's liquefied liver dribbles out of her and down her pants leg.
1096[23:00:23 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Blonde Aardvark Girl: (to Rae) You don't know what Aardvarks Anonymous means?
1097[23:01:13 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Rae, I paid good money for those support meetings!
1098[23:01:40 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: I guess I'll just have to test out more cleaning supplies...$100 a swig.
1099[23:02:25 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena: Arthur is MY honeybunny! (kisses Arthur on his cheek in front of Rae)
1100[23:02:47 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Mary the Sheep Girl: Sup?
1101[23:03:16 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae gives the old Drano bottle a swift bottoms-up.
1102[23:03:27 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Hoping to end the pain of life and Arthur's endless debauchery.
1103[23:04:00 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Woo! Fluffy!
1104[23:04:10 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster rubs his hands through Mary's wooly coat.
1105[23:04:16 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Mary the Sheep Girl: Do you know that my other name's Griselda? Who is the stupid jackass came up with that name! My name is Mary!
1106[23:04:36 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Hey...there's nothing wrong with Biblical names!
1107[23:05:02 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria furnishes her rosary, and proceeds to pray for Mary's wooly soul.
1108[23:05:23 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Griselda Dorffman: Who is that idiotic sheep girl?
1109[23:05:52 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Philomena: Who cares about background characters, anyway?
1110[23:06:18 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Philomena: That is, unless they can score and piece of the title role.
1111[23:06:27 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : score a*
1112[23:06:41 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Enjoying yourself there, Pigtails?
1113[23:07:29 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: Hah! I BEAT all of those background characters! They're inferior compared to ME!!
1114[23:07:51 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: No fair, Maria. You're a main character, now.
1115[23:08:17 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: (to Wildstar, the bully monkey girl) Ah ha! You're the one that destroyed Brain's replicator! (beats up Wildstar)
1116[23:08:18 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: I'm still some underachiever nobunny.
1117[23:09:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Cousin Mo busts onto the scene.
1118[23:09:14] @ A Lotta Moms : And chaos ensues.
1119
1120[02:19:46] WheeljackDude : Cisely: (sees the mess in the kitchen Ladonna made) Ladonna Compson! What is going on here?!
1121[02:21:18] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: What's the big deal, Ma? We're just makin' babies...
1122[02:21:34] WheeljackDude : Cisely: You better clean up that mess in the kitchen, Ladonna! I'll get the Pine Sol...
1123[02:21:39] @ A Lotta Moms : It's a messy situation, indeed.
1124[02:21:46] WheeljackDude : Cisely hands the Pine Sol to Ladonna.
1125[02:21:53] WheeljackDude : Cisely: Now, clean up the kitchen!
1126[02:22:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Madison: Gosh darn it...just when things were startin' to get interesting.
1127[02:22:42] @ A Lotta Moms : Madison moseys over to the couch and plops down, pulling the quilt over her as she proceeds to channel flip.
1128
1129
1130
1131[02:23:21] @ A Lotta Moms : Bud grabs the Pine Sol out of Ladonna's hands.
1132[02:23:29] @ A Lotta Moms : Opens it, and takes a great, big whiff.
1133[02:23:30] WheeljackDude : Suddenly... Buster jumps onto Maddie.
1134[02:23:33] WheeljackDude : Maddie: Hey! Get off me!
1135[02:24:14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cisely: Bud Tucker Compson, what evah did I tell you about sniffin' cleaning' products?
1136[02:24:29] @ A Lotta Moms : Bud: Hnnnnn....
1137[02:25:01] @ A Lotta Moms : As he continues to sniff, hopping upstairs as his I.Q. diminishes with each and every step.
1138[02:25:23] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Gimme!
1139[02:25:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster reaches down under the covers, fondling all over with his wandering bunnyhands until he finds what he was looking for.
1140[02:25:56] @ A Lotta Moms : Namely, the bag of cheese puffs!
1141[02:26:09] WheeljackDude : Maddie: That's MY cheese puffs!
1142[02:26:24] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Grarmm...
1143[02:26:39] @ A Lotta Moms : As he stuffs one handful after another into his round bunny head.
1144[02:26:58] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Bud's collapsed on the hard, wooden floor upstairs.
1145[02:27:21] @ A Lotta Moms : Staring at the ceiling, which seems to be melting into a wavy, starry oblivion.
1146[02:27:51] @ A Lotta Moms : The Pine Sol spilling out over the floor, dripping through the cracks and down onto Ladonna's unwashed hair like raindrops.
1147[02:28:54] WheeljackDude : Maddie: I'm gonna give you a punishment if you don't give me back my cheese puffs!
1148[02:29:04] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Sorry. Here.
1149[02:29:12] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster hands her an empty bag.
1150[02:29:22] @ A Lotta Moms : Only a few stray crumbs remaining.
1151[02:29:38] WheeljackDude : Maddie: (becomes enraged) How dare you eat the entire bag of cheese puffs! That's it! Punishment time!
1152[02:29:47] WheeljackDude : Maddie sits on Buster's face.
1153[02:29:53] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Ye gads!
1154[02:30:18] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna continues to knead the Pine Sol through her hair, taking advantage of the free shower.
1155[02:30:54] @ A Lotta Moms : Even if it means a lifetime of taking care of her vegetable of a little brother.
1156[02:31:06] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster kicks and struggles.
1157[02:31:14] @ A Lotta Moms : But soft bunneh is soft.
1158[02:31:23] @ A Lotta Moms : And no match for her superior weight.
1159[02:31:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Or for her lazyfat ass.
1160[02:31:26] WheeljackDude : Buster: At least eat some crunchy Cheetos! I ate the puffs ones!
1161[02:31:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Too bad the cupboard's bare.
1162[02:32:02] @ A Lotta Moms : Which it always is with Ladonna around, regardless of how fully stocked it was at the beginning of the day.
1163[02:31:50] WheeljackDude : Maddie: I HATE cheese crunchies! I like cheese PUFFS!
1164[02:33:03] WheeljackDude : Maria: (sees Maddie sitting on Buster) Hey! You're copying me! (kicks Maddie) I'm the only one who sits on Buster's face!
1165[02:33:38] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Mmmmrrrffffff....
1166[02:33:47] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Hllllppp...
1167[02:34:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna rushes over and grabs him by the ankles, trying with all her strength to wrench him free.
1168[02:34:31] @ A Lotta Moms : In what turns into a tug-of-war.
1169[02:34:33] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Ya okay, buddy boy?
1170[02:35:02] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster appears to be having an asthma attack, and reaches for what appears to be his inhaler.
1171[02:35:09] @ A Lotta Moms : Takes a deep whiff...
1172[02:35:30] @ A Lotta Moms : As the fragrant aroma of freshly-lit marijuana fills the room.
1173[02:35:38] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Aaaaahhhh...
1174[02:35:47] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna squints, her eyes reddening.
1175[02:36:07] @ A Lotta Moms : And the three follow in chorus, taken by the contact buzz.
1176[02:36:14] @ A Lotta Moms : "Aaaaahhhh..."
1177[02:36:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Everyone settles back on the couch peacefully.
1178
1179[02:36:45] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: (opens her parents' bedroom door then screams) Mom! Mrs. Pappas! Why are you sleeping in the same bed?!
1180[02:37:14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cisely/Mrs. Pappas looks up, befuddled.
1181[02:37:42] WheeljackDude : Cisely/Mrs. Pappas: Something wrong, Ladonna?
1182
1183
1184
1185[02:39:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna blinks a few times as her vision slowly adjusts.
1186[02:39:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Nothin', I guess. Just thought I was seein' double.
1187
1188
1189[04:16:08] WheeljackDude : Maria: Alex, eat a Snickers. (hands Alex the Snickers bar)
1190
1191
1192
1193[04:16:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex takes the Snickers and looks at it suspiciously...
1194[04:17:07] WheeljackDude : Maria: (to Alex) You get a little hostile when you're hungry.
1195[04:17:15] @ A Lotta Moms : Remembering the horrible truth about the last "Snickers" bar Rattles gave him as a gesture of kindness, good will and dog droppings.
1196[04:18:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex wipes away the cheese sauce from the wrapper, and peels it back like a ripe banana.
1197[04:18:23] @ A Lotta Moms : Looking over the milk chocolatey goodness as his mouth begins to water.
1198[04:19:21] WheeljackDude : Alex takes a bite of the Snickers bar and transformed into a different rabbit boy named Unknown Male Rabbit Number Whatever
1199[04:19:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster smells the distant aroma of melty candy a mile away, and floors it like a hungry shark.
1200[04:19:48] WheeljackDude : Maria: (to Alex who just transformed) Better?
1201[04:20:19] @ A Lotta Moms : Unknown Male Rabbit: *stares at Maria, confused*
1202[04:20:34] @ A Lotta Moms : Unknown Male Rabbit: Who are you, lady?
1203[04:21:34] WheeljackDude : Rabbit Boy from Miss Sweetwater's class: Hi, Maria...
1204[04:22:34] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria perks up, giving Rabbit Boy a longing look...
1205[04:22:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Remembering all of those nights she dreamed of collapsing in his loving embrace.
1206[04:23:11] @ A Lotta Moms : And rolling around in a tub full of melted cheese together with him.
1207[04:23:15] WheeljackDude : Rabbit Boy: (to Maria) I'm better than Buster....or Alex....
1208[04:23:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex looks on through the eyes of Unknown Male Rabbit, unable to do anything about it.
1209[04:24:03] @ A Lotta Moms : As he watches his Sugar Bunny, smitten by the charms of another...
1210[04:24:35] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria fidgits, breaking into a sweat...
1211[04:24:39] WheeljackDude : Plague Maria: Don't worry. I'm all for Alex. (to Alex) Isn't this right, Alex boy?
1212[04:24:41] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: I-I-I...
1213[04:26:22] WheeljackDude : Plague Maria: (to the real Maria) I take Alex.
1214[04:26:41] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex feels Plague Maria's hand pass over his chest and stroke his cheek, but knows it's all a terrible lie.
1215[04:27:05] @ A Lotta Moms : But he cannot speak, still trapped within the confines of another bunny's body.
1216[04:27:35] @ A Lotta Moms : As Plague Maria's gaze closes in, he sees the barren reflection of a skull staring back at him.
1217[04:27:49] @ A Lotta Moms : And feels the Black Death as it passes from her body unto his.
1218[04:27:53] WheeljackDude : Real Maria: Good luck with my clone, Alex.... I'll take Buster... Well, the clone one, since the real Buster has my best friend, Ladonna!
1219[04:29:46] WheeljackDude : Plague Maria: (kisses Alex all over his face)
1220[04:29:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex, forever trapped in another man's flesh, retreats into the world of dreams.
1221[04:28:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile at the local Snickers factory, Supreme Dog, Satan and Charlie Sheen throw their heads back and share a collective laugh of sheer, unbridled villainy.
1222
1223[06:18:56] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Hey Maria.
1224[06:19:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: *stares off into space, eyes glazed over*
1225[06:19:46] WheeljackDude : Alien (to Maria): Greetings, earthling.
1226[06:21:19] WheeljackDude : Buster: Run, Maria! Run!!!
1227[06:21:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Whaaaaa....
1228[06:21:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria stumbles, and falls flat on the pavement as little green men approach her...
1229[06:22:12] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Take me, take me!
1230[06:22:28] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's eyes light up at the prospect of a thorough probing.
1231[06:22:44] WheeljackDude : Plague Maria: There goes the neighborhood...
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1233
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1235[06:24:01] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Morris: *hic* The plague's a'spreadin'! Errybody run!
1236[06:24:48] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Who thinks this is the real Maria (points to Plague Maria), raise your hands!
1237[06:25:09] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
1238[06:25:23] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Molly? What are you doing here?
1239[06:25:32] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly smacks the taste out of Arthur's mouth.
1240[06:25:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Anything I damn well please, Long Nose!
1241[06:26:21] WheeljackDude : Polly (Molly's twin sister): You leave Arthur alone!
1242[06:26:44] @ A Lotta Moms : Just in the nick of time, Mr. Ratburn arrives to save the day.
1243[06:27:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Pulling up his pants to hide the tu-tu beneath as he rushes hastily into the classroom to kick off the day.
1244[06:28:07] WheeljackDude : Polly: You must be Arthur. My twin sister told me all about you.
1245[06:27:11] WheeljackDude : Polly: Sorry that I didn't attend Lakewood. I attend Mighty Mountains.
1246[06:28:21] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Ratburn: In that case, Polly, you have neither right nor reason to keep living.
1247[06:28:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Ratburn: At your earliest convenience, please go stick your head in the latrine and start counting until you pass out.
1248[06:29:18] @ A Lotta Moms : Ratburn promptly slams the door on Molly, who proceeds to drop her pants and squat.
1249[06:29:29] WheeljackDude : Rodentia Ratburn: Nigel! Why are you abusing Polly MacDonald?
1250[06:30:07] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Ratburn: Because she's Molly's sister, and that makes her the next worst thing to a redheaded stepchild!
1251[06:30:40] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain: (still frustrated over he fact that he's missing an emoticon): Mr. Ratburn, can we get started with today's lesson?
1252[06:30:52] WheeljackDude : James: (to Molly) You got a twin sister? Why you didn't tell me?
1253[06:31:47] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: *panting as she finishes leaving a surprise outside the door* 
1254[06:31:49] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Rrgh...James, there are some things you're too young to understand.
1255[06:31:53] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Miss Pappas and Miss Compson?
1256[06:32:18] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: H-h-h-here!
1257[06:32:40] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Yer darn tootin'!
1258[06:33:10] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Miss Compson, you'll be partners with Miss Pappas.
1259[06:33:23] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Hot diggity!
1260[06:33:50] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Wh-wh-what about Alex, Mr. Ratburn?
1261[06:34:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex stares aimlessly out the window.
1262[06:34:22] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Mr... (points at Alex)
1263[06:34:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex just sits there.
1264[06:35:06] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: We only have 13 students. So Alex... You have to work with Miss Pappas and Miss Compson...
1265[06:35:33] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: ...
1266[06:35:55] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: HELLO, ARE YOU HARD OF HEARING?
1267[06:36:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: ... ... ...
1268[06:36:51] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine gives Alex a little shove.
1269[06:37:16] @ A Lotta Moms : Then pokes him in the shoulder with her pen.
1270[06:37:19] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex remains motionless.
1271[06:37:21] WheeljackDude : All the students gasp.
1272
1273[20:45:33] WheeljackDude : Buster: Maria is the only girl who has "the touch"...
1274
1275[20:46:14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria's touch will make you feel Biblical guilt.
1276
1277[20:46:34] @ A Lotta Moms : She's possessed by at least seven Archangels.
1278
1279[20:48:56] BionicBunny : I bet Maria will become a nun in France
1280
1281[20:49:41] @ A Lotta Moms : I'm certain she will.
1282
1283[20:49:50] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria's destined for convent life.
1284
1285[20:50:07] @ A Lotta Moms : And France makes it all the more fitting.
1286
1287[20:50:19] @ A Lotta Moms : So that she can star in strange foreign religious films about the saints.
1288
1289[20:50:51] @ A Lotta Moms : And because France has such damn good cheese (for macaroni, of course)
1290
1291[20:50:56] Megne22 : rofl
1292
1293[20:51:16] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria will sneak out of the convent at night to gorge on cheese from the local marketplace.
1294
1295[20:51:46] @ A Lotta Moms : The Passion of the Cheese
1296
1297[20:51:57] @ A Lotta Moms : It's a religious experience for her.
1298
1299[20:52:17] BionicBunny : lol
1300
1301[20:52:24] @ A Lotta Moms : She smears soft French cheese on her face and body as she can hear the angels sing to her in the pale moonlight...
1302
1303[20:52:50] @ A Lotta Moms : As she moans in delight
1304
1305[20:52:59] @ A Lotta Moms : And speaks in tongues
1306
1307[20:53:52] @ A Lotta Moms : An angel stands above her, thrusting a golden arrow into her over and over as she wiggles in pleasure and pain.
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1311[20:55:24] BionicBunny : WTF?
1312
1313[18:06:10 25/09/14] @ A Lotta Moms : What's up?
1314[18:06:26 25/09/14] Link, not Zelda : the sky
1315[18:06:46 25/09/14] Link, not Zelda : clouds
1316[18:06:49 25/09/14] Link, not Zelda : space
1317[18:06:52 25/09/14] Link, not Zelda : planes
1318[18:06:56 25/09/14] Link, not Zelda : UFOs
1319[18:07:01 25/09/14] Link, not Zelda : space shuttles
1320[18:07:05 25/09/14] Link, not Zelda : rockets
1321[18:07:08 25/09/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Us, unless we're asleep!
1322[18:07:13 25/09/14] Link, not Zelda : the moon
1323[18:07:28 25/09/14] Link, not Zelda : the sun
1324[18:07:48 25/09/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Hot air balloons.
1325[18:08:15 25/09/14] @ A Lotta Moms : D.W.'s snowball, before it froze, fell to the ground, and got packed into a ball.
1326
1327[00:47:29 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : hello
1328[00:47:43 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : chatbox man Very Happy
1329[00:48:04 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Applejack: What am i doing here?
1330[00:48:49 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Filthy Rich: Diamond Tiara! What did I tell you about calling Button Mash a blank flank?
1331[00:49:59 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Diamond Tirar: Daddy he is a blank flank.
1332[00:50:11 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : I was just telling the truth hmph she snorts
1333[00:50:32 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Real Buster: Ladonna, why are we keeping only one kid? Didn't we have eight?
1334[00:50:47 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna: We sent the other seven to the orphanage.
1335[00:50:49 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Real ladonna: Yup we surely did
1336[00:51:10 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : they were farmed out to Chip and Catherine
1337[00:51:18 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Well two of them were, so they will be rich
1338[00:51:37 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Ladonna: So that leaves five
1339[00:51:41 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna's clone: So, Alex. How did we do to our twins?
1340[00:52:26 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Alex...Uh im not, aren't they living with REAL Arthur?
1341[00:52:54 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : NO ladonnas clone shakes her head
1342[00:53:13 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Alex: Did we give them to ratburn?
1343[00:53:33 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna's clone: Alex, bring our twins downstairs. It's their doctor appointment.
1344[00:53:52 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Alex holds both twins. "Thjey need feeding first honey"
1345[00:54:00 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Then they get their shots, poor things
1346[00:54:13 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Girl twin: Not the shot!
1347[00:54:18 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Boy twin: (screams)
1348[00:54:28 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "YEs sweetie" it will only hurt for seconds
1349[00:54:32 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : a few
1350[00:54:39 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : then u get a big carrot afterward
1351[00:54:45 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : At the waiting room, the twins are scared.
1352[00:54:47 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Boy twin: NOPE
1353[00:54:56 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Girl: Im not going in
1354[00:54:59 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna was reading a magazine.
1355[00:55:08 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Alex was getting angry
1356[00:55:15 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : LAdonna, can you help me here?
1357[00:55:25 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : our kids are crying and coplaining
1358[00:55:38 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Aardvark nurse: Next!
1359[00:55:50 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Girl twin: No!!!
1360[00:55:58 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Ladonna and Alex take one twin each
1361[00:56:05 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "come on darlings"
1362[00:56:19 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "you can have ice cream at the sugar bowl"
1363[00:56:30 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Both Ladonna and Alex grip their twins' hands.
1364[00:56:44 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "Its okay" Now close your eyes
1365[00:56:49 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: Hello, Ladonna.
1366[00:56:50 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : LAdonna says
1367[00:57:29 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: Remember, kids. You have to get a shot.
1368[00:57:57 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "mommy" noooo
1369[00:58:20 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Now, remember. Listen to the nurse.
1370[00:58:33 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : The twins go shy and blush
1371[00:58:42 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "Will it hurt nurse?" The boy asks
1372[00:58:57 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: Only for a couple of seconds.
1373[00:59:11 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Girl twin: Im brave, ill go first
1374[00:59:20 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : The twins are getting their usual checkup until...
1375[00:59:34 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: Next up is getting the shot.
1376[00:59:52 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna and Alex are in the same room with the twins.
1377[00:59:54 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : *needle in arm*
1378[01:00:07 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : The parents close their eyes as they hear their kids crying
1379[01:00:35 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : The boy twin tries to run away but Ladonna stops him.
1380[01:00:54 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Let go let go
1381[01:01:22 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Alex "come on son, your sister was brave
1382[01:01:33 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Girl twin smiles. "Yeah i get ice cream now"
1383[01:01:33 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna: You will stay here until you get a shot, young man. And don't say a bad word to me!
1384[01:01:49 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Boy. Cringes. "Why?"
1385[01:02:01 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Nurse: Ït will stop you gettign sick
1386[01:02:22 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : The nurse is about to stick a shot in the boy twin's arm.
1387[01:02:32 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Alex holds his daughter,
1388[01:02:38 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "Be a good boy"
1389[01:02:50 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Twin girl smiles. "i am so brave" nah nah nah
1390[01:03:04 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : The nurse pushes the injection into the boy twin's arm.
1391[01:03:11 23/07/2015]	The Pop Cult Gamer : Everyone loved Angry Chair
1392[01:03:11 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : AHHHHHHHH
1393[01:03:13 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : He screams.
1394[01:03:39 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Its okay says ladonna, kissess his head
1395[01:03:55 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: There. That wasn't so bad, isn't it?
1396[01:04:08 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Boy sniffles "No maam"
1397[01:04:09 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Boy twin: (nods, tears flowing from his eyes)
1398[01:04:19 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Ladonna wipes his eyes and kisses him
1399[01:04:21 23/07/2015]	The Pop Cult Gamer : I am gonna sing Sea of Sorrow next
1400[01:04:39 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna: How about we go the toy story?
1401[01:04:41 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Ladonna and alex take the kids out for ice cream
1402[01:04:45 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : toy store*
1403[01:04:59 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : OH Toy store? YES please!!! they chant
1404[01:05:30 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Okay, but don't buy expensive toys!
1405[01:05:43 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Alex: "ladonna honey, what about the ice cream?" we cannot afford both toys and sundaes
1406[01:06:18 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Didn't you have a bank account, Alex?
1407[01:06:42 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "Yes" he replies. "What about you deary?"
1408[01:06:54 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "Who pays the bills around here?"
1409[01:07:08 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : ladonna sighs. "Dont be a stingy ass"
1410[01:07:29 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : *sigh* Fine alex gives in
1411[01:07:46 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Girl twin: Uncle Bud? Aunt Lisa? What are you two doing at Dairy Queen?
1412[01:08:05 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Lisa -- http://arthur.wikia.com/wiki/Lisa
1413[01:09:50 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Aww lisa is so cute. Lisa and Bud. We are on a date actually
1414[01:10:09 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : We enjoy our chocolate fro yo Very Happy
1415[01:10:19 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Bud, yuppers we sure do.
1416[01:10:31 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Ladonna, "howdy bro"
1417[01:10:35 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Lisa: Remember our first kiss, Bud?
1418[01:10:48 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Sure do, under the old oak tree...at fourteen
1419[01:11:14 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : He blushes. "I nearly fainted right there and then when lisa said yes to datin me, cross ma heart
1420[01:11:21 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Ladonna: (to the girl twin) What flavor Blizzard do you want?
1421[01:11:52 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Girl twin: Whatever you like Mama!!!
1422[01:12:56 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : I like to be like you mama, so ill order a big choco one
1423[01:13:05 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : chocolate storm hmmmmm
1424[01:14:05 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Jenna: (working at DQ) (to Alex) What do you want?
1425[01:14:55 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Uh Tripple berry brownie blizzard please mama
1426[01:15:10 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : oh sorry i mean Jenna. Hello how are you?
1427[01:15:38 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Jenna: Triple berry brownie Blizzard? What size?
1428[01:19:59 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Bud: (to the girl twin) How's my favorite niece?
1429[01:22:12 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Girl: im great uncle bud, i just had a shot and now i get a treat
1430[01:23:01 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Bud: Good for you.
1431[01:23:15 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Boy twin: Andme uncle bud, aunt lisa, and me and me
1432[01:23:28 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Lisa: I heard you.
1433[01:23:56 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Oh sorry aunt lisa
1434[01:24:07 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Alex: Quieten down young man, okay
1435[01:24:23 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Sorry daddy Sad
1436[01:24:55 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Twin girl sits next to bud. "i am the prettiest and the most bestest behaved"
1437[01:25:22 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Ladonna: hands on her hips/
1438[01:25:52 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : ""now listen here young lady, do not go getting yourself thinkin youre better than your brother" "We love u both the same"
1439[01:26:09 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Girl Twin: Yes, mom.
1440[01:27:07 23/07/2015]	Mr. Freeman : Hi guys i come to apologize.
1441[01:28:08 23/07/2015]	The Pop Cult Gamer : Everyone LOVED Sea of Sorrow! My next song for the night is Dirt
1442[01:28:11 23/07/2015]	Mr. Freeman : Can you guys forgive me?
1443[01:29:02 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Meanwhile, James and Lucy MacDonald are getting their kid to get ready for a checkup.
1444[01:29:21 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Lucy: Come on, sonny boy! Time for a shot!
1445[01:29:29 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : James and Lucy's son: No!
1446[01:32:43 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Lucy": dont you say not to me young man
1447[01:32:58 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : James: Do you want me to take you to aunt mollys? for a world of pain?
1448[01:33:25 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Their son: NO no no sorry sorry sorry ill be good
1449[01:33:35 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : James: Good. Now get in the car.
1450[01:34:14 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Their son gets in the back seat.
1451[01:35:26 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Okay now off we go, says James
1452[01:35:50 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : While driving to Elwood City General Hospital, James and Lucy are having a chat.
1453[01:36:04 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : James: Remember when I four, I kissed DW?
1454[01:36:12 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Lucy: Please don't mention that.
1455[01:36:33 23/07/2015]	The Pop Cult Gamer : A guy just went up to me and said "You rock! Keep it up!" And I fist bumped him
1456[01:36:45 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Lucy -- http://arthur.wikia.com/wiki/Lucy_(preschooler)
1457[01:37:14 23/07/2015]	The Pop Cult Gamer : You Opened Fireeee!
1458[01:37:38 23/07/2015]	Mr. Freeman : i said i'm sorry.
1459[01:38:34 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : James: I am so sorry honey, its just we had a lot of history
1460[01:38:49 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : This is a chatbox game right now guys....so um...? yeah
1461[01:38:53 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : At the waiting room, James tells his son to play with his older cousin.
1462[01:39:03 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Molly's son: Hello.
1463[01:39:18 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "Hello" James son waves.
1464[01:39:26 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Molly walks in with ...slink?
1465[01:39:46 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : a tall bunny with auburn red hair and a black nirvana t shirt walsk up
1466[01:39:56 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Very Happy nirvana, get it Popcult?
1467[01:40:05 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "hey cousin" he says.
1468[01:40:06 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Molly's clone: He's actually my son. My husband is Patrick.
1469[01:40:31 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : OH i am sorry the little boy cries. "I dont know the difference"
1470[01:40:41 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Aunt molly has a clone and i am confused, so sorry"
1471[01:40:42 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Patrick (Molly's clone's husband) -- http://arthur.wikia.com/wiki/Patrick
1472[01:40:55 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Molly's clone: I'm a police officer.
1473[01:41:21 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : PAtrick is a tall white bunny like his wife clone
1474[01:41:27 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Their son is also tall and white
1475[01:41:49 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Bud, "son, your aunty is tough " "she fights crime"
1476[01:42:01 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Patrick, yes and i practice medicine
1477[01:42:29 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Aardvark nurse: Next!
1478[01:42:57 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse was this girl -- http://arthur.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Grade_Female_Aardvark
1479[01:43:20 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : James and Lucy's son runs away until the nurse catches him.
1480[01:43:24 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : yes i have seen her
1481[01:43:37 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "Come back here little boy"
1482[01:44:05 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: You will going to get an usual checkup... And then...a shot!
1483[01:44:07 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Molly: "I wouldnt do that if i were you" "You know what your parents told me"
1484[01:44:28 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "If you runaway or make a scene, aunt molly will punish you okay?" "So be good"
1485[01:44:41 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : little boy nods his head. "okay aunt molly"
1486[01:45:08 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : James and Lucy's son is getting his usual checkup until...
1487[01:45:17 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: Time for a shot!
1488[01:45:31 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : The son: Cries and screams. "Mommy i am so scared"
1489[01:45:41 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Lucy holds his other arm and kissess him
1490[01:45:51 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : James: "its okay if youre scared"
1491[01:46:07 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: Hey, Molly. What are you doing in the hospital room?
1492[01:46:25 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Molly: making sure he behaves and gets his shot
1493[01:46:38 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Molly and Patrick's son: Hm?
1494[01:46:52 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Molly and Patrick's son: Are you talking about me?
1495[01:47:06 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "No about your cousin" "Then you little man"
1496[01:47:15 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Aunt molly is in charge
1497[01:47:39 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : James and lucy are proud of their son
1498[01:47:46 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : James and Lucy's son is sweating in horror until he gets a shot.
1499[01:47:47 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : he took the shot well, and is also scared of his aunty
1500[01:48:04 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "Get a wet cloth and cool him down"
1501[01:48:11 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Molly and Patrick's son: I hope the shot turns out well...
1502[01:48:18 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: I'm sure it will.
1503[01:48:36 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Lucy and james hug him when its all over
1504[01:49:01 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Molly: (to the nurse) How's Luke, your husband?
1505[01:49:26 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Nurse: Hes doing very well for himself Smile thank you for asking
1506[01:49:27 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Luke -- http://arthur.wikia.com/wiki/Luke
1507[01:50:30 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : he is a nice decent Aardvark
1508[01:50:49 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Molly says he was always a good boy in school, but she only remembers half of it because she is a clone
1509[01:50:58 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Real molly knew him well
1510[01:51:27 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : He was always nice to Arthur andhis friends
1511[01:52:29 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Real Molly: Slink, get our daughter to the hospital room. She needs a shot.
1512[01:52:41 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Slink "Yes honey"
1513[01:52:42 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Slink: Get back here, young lady!
1514[01:52:57 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : The daughter has a fiesty streak in her.
1515[01:53:00 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "NO"
1516[01:53:25 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Real molly: You're gonna be in a world of pain young lady....now get inside the surgery
1517[01:53:29 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Slink: The table in the waiting room is not a toy, young lady!
1518[01:53:46 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Their daughter pokes her tongue out
1519[01:53:55 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Real Molly and Slink's daughter: Piss off!
1520[01:54:05 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Slink: What did you just say to me, young lady?!
1521[01:54:08 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Molly clenches her fists. "Right when we get home you are getting a slapping"
1522[01:54:23 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Slink: You do not speak to me that way you hear?
1523[01:54:39 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : The real Molly and Slink both grab their daughter by her arms and sends her to the hospital room.
1524[01:54:51 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: Hello, Molly.
1525[01:54:56 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Their daughtet screams...
1526[01:55:02 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Real Molly: Make sure she gets a sure.
1527[01:55:06 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : gets a shot*
1528[01:55:19 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Nurse: its okay we have had a ton of kids today already
1529[01:55:28 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Molly: "Well shes in for it when she gets home
1530[01:55:45 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Slink: "Sweetheart shes going to be sore though after her shot
1531[01:55:54 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Real Molly: I remember you... You stopped being a Tough Customer back in sixth grade.
1532[01:56:07 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: Oh, yeah...
1533[01:56:34 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Nurse: Are you still in contact with binky and rattles?
1534[01:56:51 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Real Molly and Slink's daughter: (to the nurse) You are a fat obnoxious slob!
1535[01:57:04 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Real Molly: Young lady! You don't speak to the nurse that way!
1536[01:57:05 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Molly: WHAT?"
1537[01:57:28 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Imma punch her arm now Slink, says molly
1538[01:57:38 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Slink: (to the nurse) Make sure she gets a shot.
1539[01:57:40 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Slink holds his wife back, "no sweetie dont"
1540[01:57:57 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: I will, Slink... I will...
1541[01:58:12 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Molly stamps her feet and leaves the room. Slink you handle this and that nurse lady we used to know
1542[01:58:31 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Molly l eaves with her brother james and lucy
1543[01:58:32 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: (to Molly and Slink's daughter) How are you, my angel?
1544[01:58:46 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Ïm better now my parents are gone
1545[01:58:53 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : "they are mean to me"
1546[01:59:00 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Nurse: oh honey i am sorry
1547[01:59:06 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: Ready for your checkup?
1548[01:59:20 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Yes
1549[01:59:30 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : Mommy will spank me so i have to have the shot
1550[01:59:36 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : right nurse?
1551[02:00:11 23/07/2015]	The Pop Cult Gamer : Sorry the phone was sensitive just now
1552[02:00:40 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : The real Molly and Slink's daughter are getting her checkup until...
1553[02:00:41 23/07/2015]	The Pop Cult Gamer : I just sang Dirt, a sad and scary song from Alice in Chains
1554[02:00:57 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: It's time for shot! Now, will you stop calling me a fat obnoxious slob?
1555[02:01:19 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Real Molly and Slink's daughter: I won't...
1556[02:01:31 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Nurse: Good.
1557[02:02:46 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Real Molly: (to her daughter) You are nine years old, young lady.
1558[02:06:21 23/07/2015]	ArthurFrancineFan : hey sorry i gtg bathe my daughtet, ttylWhel jack Very Happy Very Happy
1559[02:11:40 23/07/2015]	WheeljackDude : Real Molly: Yes, I will. If you don't get the shot.
1560
1561[02:43:32 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : At Arthur's house...........
1562
1563[02:44:28 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : new chapter
1564
1565[02:44:30 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : At Arthur's house, Sally's coming over to babysit again.
1566
1567[02:44:49 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur's feeling jittery and nervous
1568
1569[02:45:25 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She arrives, with her Twister mat. "Everyone get into ther swimsuits! We're taking Twister to the next level!"
1570
1571[02:45:41 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : :O
1572
1573[02:45:44 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur's so excited he barfs and has a seizure
1574
1575[02:46:00 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : DW gets her fire hat and runs in circles
1576
1577[02:46:13 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Surprised
1578
1579[02:46:50 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's still standing outside looking through the window, sucking his thumb with a tear rolling down his cheek.
1580
1581[02:47:08 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Bud arrives.
1582
1583[02:47:14 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Tommy takes his hat
1584
1585[02:47:23 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : David: Well honey, looks like we're not going out for dinner tonight.
1586
1587[02:47:38 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Jane: I need a drink...
1588
1589[02:47:52 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Arthur:Why not?
1590
1591[02:48:53 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : David: Arthur, we agreed that when you blow chunks through your nose and wiggle like a fish out of water, we have to stay home and call an ambulance.
1592
1593[02:49:27 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Buster's still standing outside, his craven bunnybreath fogging up the window.
1594
1595[02:49:54 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Watching as Sally plays twister with drunk Jane.
1596
1597[02:51:56 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : DW is still running around the house screaming with her fire hat on
1598
1599[02:52:42 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Chapter 3: We Gun Get it OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN
1600
1601[02:52:57 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Chapter 3: The MacDonald House
1602
1603[02:53:14 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : what happens there
1604
1605[02:53:19 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James and Molly's parents have been gone for nearly a week as usual
1606
1607[02:53:28 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Leaving the kids alone and neglected
1608
1609[02:53:43 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : They haven't been to school because nobody's making them go
1610
1611[02:54:19 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly has James locked in a dark closet while she blasts death metal all day and sits around
1612
1613[02:54:44 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She opens the closet door because James is screaming and crying that he has to go to the bathroom and hasn't eaten in 3 days
1614
1615[02:55:10 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She grabs him harshly by his soft arm and screams at him for no reason, for hours on end as he stands in terror
1616
1617[02:55:26 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James keeps sobbing
1618
1619[02:55:46 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : So Molly smacks the taste out of his mouth, takes a pin and sticks it in his arm as he howls in pain
1620
1621[02:56:48 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly screams in James's face, shakes him violently, and throws him back into the dark, lonely closet
1622
1623[02:56:51 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Locks the door
1624
1625[02:57:41 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly smiles, lays back on the couch, burps and takes another huge swig of vodka.
1626
1627[02:57:51 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Chapter 4
1628
1629[02:58:11 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James's cries can faintly be heard in the closet as she passes out, drunk
1630
1631[02:58:38 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : chapta fow
1632
1633[02:59:06 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brown Dog Tough Customer is driving down Elwood City Main Street
1634
1635[02:59:17 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Nevermind the fact that he's only 9, dammit, it's driving
1636
1637[02:59:30 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Let's call him GARY
1638
1639[02:59:46 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Driving slowly, Ice Cube booming from his car stereo bass
1640
1641[03:00:22 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He turns off the headlights and slows down as he approaches a group of white kids standing on the street corner
1642
1643[03:00:28 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : where is gary going
1644
1645[03:01:36 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He pulls his AK-47 out, sticks his head out the window and screams, "White devil muthaf#%kas, eat THIS muthaf@%kas!"
1646
1647[03:01:53 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And opens fire as the screen turns black and Chapter 5 begins
1648
1649[03:02:20 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Chapter 5: Saddness
1650
1651[03:03:10 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : ALM
1652
1653[03:03:29 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Two days later, James is still locked in the closet. He's lost nearly 10 pounds already. Molly's still laid out on the couch in a pool of her own puke, high as hell from taking all the yummy candy he found in her mother's medicine cabinet
1654
1655[03:03:54 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : aka CRACK
1656
1657[03:04:02 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Yup
1658
1659[03:04:24 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brown Dog shows up, on the run from the cops who are after him for the drive by shooting last Tuesday.
1660
1661[03:04:41 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : "My name is GARY!!"
1662
1663[03:05:05 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : His name is O'Shea Roosevelt Jackson!
1664
1665[03:06:04 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He goes in, hears James crying in the closet and lets him out
1666
1667[03:06:39 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly gets up, starts screaming and flying off the handle, pushes O'Shea Brown Dog into the closet and locks it.
1668
1669[03:07:07 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Chapter 6: And now back to Arthur!
1670
1671[03:07:18 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Unfortunately for him he left his AK-47 in the car, so he starves to death because Molly's so wasted 
1672she completely forgets he's in there.
1673
1674[03:07:31 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ok, ok. Back to the Read House
1675
1676[03:09:10 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Arthur is now mindblown
1677
1678[03:09:58 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine decides to drop by for a surprise visit
1679
1680[03:10:26 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She comes in, sees Sally and starts to feel funny.
1681
1682[03:10:44 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : "Arthur, did you know I'm lesbian?"
1683
1684[03:10:56 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Yeah, since first grade.
1685
1686[03:11:01 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Oh, ok.
1687
1688[03:11:03 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : "Today just gets weirder and weirder."
1689
1690[03:11:46 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Jane's drunk in the kitchen. She has DW bent over her knee and is spanking her with a hot frying pan.
1691
1692[03:12:03 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Jane: You want a fire, young lady? I'll give you fire!
1693
1694[03:12:27 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : You can hear a faint sizzle every time the searing hot metal strikes her bottom
1695
1696[03:12:33 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : the director presses and holds the bleep.
1697
1698[03:12:58 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : David's upstairs, pretending it's all not happening.
1699
1700[03:13:44 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : CHAPTER 7
1701
1702[03:16:33 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : CHAPTER SEVEN
1703
1704[03:16:34 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine's on her way to visit Muffeh.
1705
1706[03:16:44 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : this is the 7th chapter
1707
1708[03:17:13 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine's riding her bike down the street, heading to Muffy's house
1709
1710[03:17:17 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : "Mary, did you know this is chapter 7?"
1711
1712[03:18:13 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine's hoping Muffy will be wearing her yoga/workout clothes
1713
1714[03:18:40 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She gets so lost in thought, she rides out into traffic and nearly gets hit by the Crazy Bus
1715
1716[03:20:53 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : CHAPTER ATE
1717
1718[03:21:06 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : AT THA COMPSON PLAYSE
1719
1720[03:21:52 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : And now, back to Ladonna
1721
1722[03:22:23 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ah, yes.
1723
1724[03:22:32 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna wakes up around 9 in the morning
1725
1726[03:22:37 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Realizing she's late for school.
1727
1728[03:22:54 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : For some reason, Bud's sitting in the chair by her bed staring at her while she was sleeping.
1729
1730[03:23:06 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Which he does for some strange reason
1731
1732[03:23:18 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : did you have good dreams??
1733
1734[03:23:54 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Madison peeks her head around the corner: Ladonna Compson, get your lazy bunnybutt up! You're an hour late for school!
1735
1736[03:24:00 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bud: I was talking to Ladonna.
1737
1738[03:24:31 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna does a bunnyhop out of bed, throws on her jeans and jacket
1739
1740[03:24:37 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : "So was I."
1741
1742[03:26:52 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Chapter 8?
1743
1744[03:27:29 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : CHAPTER 8
1745
1746[03:28:20 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : buster's thumb
1747
1748[03:29:14 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : BUSTER'S THUMB
1749
1750[03:30:37 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's whining because Bitzi's taken him to the doctor's office
1751
1752[03:30:52 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's sucked his thumb so much it's become withered and infected, and they'll have to amputate it
1753
1754[03:31:15 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bitzi got tired of his complaining and tied his ears into a painful knot
1755
1756[03:36:31 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Chapter 9: Together Again
1757
1758[03:43:50 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Ladonna visits Arthur's house.
1759
1760[03:48:27 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ok, so Ladonna kicks in the door
1761
1762[03:48:44 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : There's Arthur, bent over Jane's knee getting a searing hot spanking with a red-hot frying pan
1763
1764[03:49:33 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Sweet petunia!
1765
1766[03:49:56 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : at 9:30 pm.....
1767
1768[03:50:09 16/03/14] @ Rummy : Jane: your ass is fired, arthur!
1769
1770[03:50:58 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Sad
1771
1772[03:51:34 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : DW runs out with her fire hat again
1773
1774[03:54:37 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : DW watches, trying desperately to break the window so she can come in and put out the fire.
1775
1776[03:55:02 16/03/14] @ Rummy : Sounds like a serious case of... friction fire...
1777
1778[03:55:32 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The flames are red and spiky as Ladonna's hair
1779
1780[03:55:38 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : CHAPTER TEN
1781
1782[03:56:31 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : so what happens here?
1783
1784[03:57:04 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Arthur and Ladonna get married
1785
1786[03:57:17 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Buster still sucks his thumb
1787
1788[03:57:36 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : Binky is headdesking
1789
1790[03:57:43 16/03/14] @ Rummy : Fern has been reduced to a fat awkward nerd who binges on fast food and writes badly written stories
1791
1792[03:58:01 16/03/14] @ Rummy : And george is in prison, where he's cell mates with by a black inmate named Sandra
1793
1794[03:58:17 16/03/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Sandra, formerly Brown Dog Tough Customer.
1795
1796[03:58:18 16/03/14] SuperDuperSquid : THE END
1797
1798[01:18:23] WheeljackDude : Cisely: Bud, it's time for a bath!
1799
1800[01:19:00] WheeljackDude : Cisely carries Bud to the bathroom, undresses him, and...
1801
1802[01:20:43] WheeljackDude : ...runs warm water in the tub and pours some Mr. Bubble in the running water.
1803
1804[01:21:17] @ A Lotta Moms : Bud grabs the bottle and takes a swig.
1805
1806[01:21:26] @ A Lotta Moms : And proceeds to speak in bubbles.
1807
1808[01:21:28] WheeljackDude : Cisely: Bud! No!!
1809
1810[01:21:48] WheeljackDude : Cisely puts Bud in the tub.
1811
1812[01:21:51] @ A Lotta Moms : And that's how comic books are made, boys and girls.
1813
1814[12:15:21 11/07/2015] ArthurFrancineFan : DAvid saw his wife washing the dishes. He notices her tight jeans
1815[12:15:30 11/07/2015] ArthurFrancineFan : David"That ass looks like an apple..."
1816[12:15:52 11/07/2015] ArthurFrancineFan : Jane read squeals as her husband pulls down her pants and takes a bit of her supple bottom
1817[12:16:22 11/07/2015] ArthurFrancineFan : "hmm juicy too" he growls huskily
1818[12:16:37 11/07/2015] ArthurFrancineFan : Jane: oh david stopit, put my pants up
1819[12:17:01 11/07/2015] ArthurFrancineFan : They start making out while Davids hands squeeze her apple ass....
1820[12:17:19 11/07/2015] ArthurFrancineFan : David and Jane: oh shit Arthur we did um not see you there....
1821[12:17:29 11/07/2015] ArthurFrancineFan : Arthur: Uh im gonnago to my room
1822[12:18:00 11/07/2015] ArthurFrancineFan : Arthur was frozen and trembling on his bed...."the horror" "apple, ass" "bite"
1823[12:18:32 11/07/2015] ArthurFrancineFan : Davd and Jane are upstairs...
1824[12:18:48 11/07/2015] ArthurFrancineFan : öh no the noises coming fromt heir room....Arthur closes his eyes and ears
1825
1826[01:44:40] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I never got willow switched.
1827[01:44:45] WheeljackDude : DW: Me neither.
1828[01:45:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Jane decided to go with a red-hot frying pan for Arthur. D.W., on the other hand, was so far-gone they had to resort to a lobotomy sometime around the end of Season 15.
1829[01:46:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Given her sharp decrease in wit and sass, it seems to have done the trick.
1830[01:46:43] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Not the frying pan... NOT THE FRYING PAN!!
1831[01:48:08] @ A Lotta Moms : It explains why his butt's so darn swollen sometimes.
1832
1833
1834
1835[01:49:59] WheeljackDude : Marina was playing hide and seek with Prunella, Nancy, and Helen....
1836[01:50:19] @ A Lotta Moms : She'll be seeking for quite some time.
1837[01:51:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Hopefully nobody decided to hide across the street.
1838[01:51:31] WheeljackDude : But since Marina was visually impaired, she'll have trouble finding her friends....
1839[01:54:11] @ A Lotta Moms : She'll overhear Harry Mills playing over behind the shed, and walk straight into the lion's den.
1840[01:54:23] @ A Lotta Moms : Poor girl.
1841[01:54:44] WheeljackDude : Prunella: Oh my god! Marina!
1842[01:55:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Prunie tries to run, but her leg muscles are so flimsy, she can't quite make it more than a few feet without collapsing.
1843[01:56:17] WheeljackDude : Nancy and Helen were around Marina's wounded corpse.
1844[01:56:24] @ A Lotta Moms : Smashing her head against the hard soil, she looks up and sees all the stars of the zodiac...
1845[01:56:32] @ A Lotta Moms : And can't stop pondering the secrets of the horoscope.
1846[01:56:39] WheeljackDude : Nancy: She's dead, Helen... She's dead!!
1847[01:57:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Helen: Oh, don't worry. She's always staring off into space aimlessly like that.
1848[01:57:37] WheeljackDude : Helen closes Marina's eyes.
1849[01:58:01] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna falls out of the tree, and right on top of Marina's limp body.
1850[01:58:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Sweet petunia!
1851[01:58:16] WheeljackDude : Nancy: Ladonna, what are you doing here?
1852[01:58:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Same thing ah always do. Bein' annoyin' and droppin' in where I'm not wanted.
1853[01:59:21] WheeljackDude : Nancy: Get out!
1854[01:59:59] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry Mills is still feasting on Marina's gall bladder.
1855[02:00:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry: Mmmm, nom nom...this's better n' a Harry Mills Special!
1856
1857[02:00:30] WheeljackDude : The next day, Ladonna goes to Arthur's house by climbing through the window of his bedroom.
1858[02:00:53] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: What the HELL are you doing in my room?
1859[02:01:22] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: The same thing I always do.
1860[02:02:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur, having just gotten out of the shower, hurries up and tries to throw on his PJ's...
1861[02:02:25] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: What are you doing, Arthur?
1862[02:03:02] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Put a shirt on, Arthur.
1863[02:02:32] @ A Lotta Moms : But figures that her opinion doesn't really matter, so he stays half-dressed.
1864[02:03:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Since she's from Louisiana, and everyone knows that Louisianaians aren't real people.
1865[02:04:10] @ A Lotta Moms : They aren't even real bunnies.
1866[02:04:14] @ A Lotta Moms : They're hares, at best.
1867[02:04:25] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: By the way, I picked up some Popeyes chicken! You want some?
1868[02:04:34] @ A Lotta Moms : At best.
1869[02:05:39] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur reaches for a piece of chicken, but Ladonna scarfs the entire 10-piece bucket before he has time to extend his hand out 1.5 feet in front of him.
1870[02:06:19] WheeljackDude : Arthur: At least I get to lick the crumbs...
1871[02:06:33] WheeljackDude : Arthur licks the crumbs off the bucket.
1872[02:08:12] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna wasn't even that generous. She makes him lick the crumbs from out of her armpits instead.
1873[02:08:25] @ A Lotta Moms : And from her belly button.
1874[02:09:14] @ A Lotta Moms : If Arthur wants a taste a' that down home goodness, he's gonna have to get down an' dirty fer it!
1875[02:09:23] WheeljackDude : Arthur: *coughs* Tastes like powder!
1876[02:09:33] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: That's my deodorant.
1877[02:09:56] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: I didn't know you people wore deodorant.
1878[02:11:01] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: My mom wears a deodorant... Madison wore one....
1879[02:12:21] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: We like the Funky Skunk scent best.
1880[02:12:49] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: All's we gotta do is catch one a' them critters, pull up its tail, an give it a big ole' scare!
1881[02:13:06] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Lasts all day, cross mah heart.
1882[[02:15:19] WheeljackDude : Arthur: At least I get to eat the side dish... Mashed potatoes...
1883[02:15:35] WheeljackDude : Arthur eats all of Ladonna's mashed potatoes....
1884[02:16:54] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna proceeds to throw him down on the floor and stomp on his stomach
1885[02:17:13] @ A Lotta Moms : Until he pukes back up all the starchy white goodness.
1886[02:17:42] @ A Lotta Moms : Which she heartily reclaims as her own.
1887
1888[02:19:01] WheeljackDude : The very next day, Ladonna is over at Buster's house.
1889[02:19:33] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I also invited Maria over, Buster-boy.
1890[02:20:06] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria arrives, but nobody seems to notice she's there.
1891[02:20:08] @ A Lotta Moms : As usual.
1892[02:20:39] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Guess what? I bought 20 piece chicken down at Popeyes!
1893[02:20:52] WheeljackDude : Buster and Maria both lick their lips.
1894[02:21:48] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I even got mashed potatoes... Macaroni and cheese... Cole slaw...
1895[02:22:19] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria's eyes immediately find the side of mac n' cheese.
1896[02:22:35] @ A Lotta Moms : She begins to breathe heavily.
1897[02:22:45] @ A Lotta Moms : Her nostrils flare.
1898[02:22:50] @ A Lotta Moms : Her pupils dilate.
1899[02:22:58] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Here, Buster... Have some mashed potatoes. I'll eat the coleslaw and the jambalaya.
1900[02:23:02] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria can restrain herself no longer.
1901[02:23:36] WheeljackDude : The three bunnehs begin to munch on the chicken and sides.
1902[02:23:47] @ A Lotta Moms : She boldly steps over Ladonna's meal, which was situated on the ground, stepping carelessly into the mashed potatoes.
1903[02:24:06] @ A Lotta Moms : Reaching out to grab a raw handful of mac n' cheese...
1904[02:24:20] @ A Lotta Moms : ...as if she's reaching for eternity...
1905[02:25:08] WheeljackDude : Maria: Tell me, Ladonna... Does it taste like Stouffer's? If not, I'm gonna sue Popeyes.
1906[02:25:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria takes in a mouthful.
1907[02:26:31] @ A Lotta Moms : Disappointed that it has a very faint blue cheese aftertaste to it that is not to be found in the less-tangy Stouffer's selection.
1908[02:26:51] @ A Lotta Moms : But she'll take what she can get...
1909[02:26:54] @ A Lotta Moms : ...and pout about it, later.
1910
1911[02:26:56] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I got sodas for each of you....
1912[02:27:07] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Buster, you get Coke...
1913[02:27:26] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Maria, you get Barq's root beer...
1914[02:27:37] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster looks longingly at the coke bottle.
1915[02:27:38] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: And I got Fanta orange.
1916[02:28:13] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria's too caught up passing cheese sauce through her fingers to register what Ladonna just said to her.
1917[02:28:54] @ A Lotta Moms : Looking down at it like God staring into the handful of dirt from which he bore Adam.
1918
1919[20:04:13 18/10/14] WheeljackDude : Molly: Where are you, Arthur? You can't hide from me!
1920[20:05:13 18/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly forgot that she locked Arthur in her basement closet last month when he was babysitting James, and never bothered to let him out.
1921[20:05:53 18/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He stopped screaming and beating on the walls after about a week, so I guess it's not a problem any longer.
1922[20:15:57] WheeljackDude : Ladonna runs away from an angry Cisely with a willow switch, but...
1923[20:19:39] @ A Lotta Moms : ...trips, and gets quite thoroughly switched.
1924[20:21:53] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Ow! What did I do? What did I do?!!
1925[20:22:12] WheeljackDude : Cisely: (berated) You went to Arthur's house without my permission!
1926[20:23:00] @ A Lotta Moms : Cisely: And came back one pair of panties short! You think I don't keep laundry records, young lady?
1927[20:23:38] WheeljackDude : Madison: I got willow switched when I was Ladonna's age.
1928[20:23:42] WheeljackDude : Gussie: Same here...
1929[20:25:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Ouch.
1930[20:26:22] CMSAB11 : wtf does it mean to get willow switched???
1931[20:26:31] @ A Lotta Moms : Hahahaha
1932[20:26:57] @ A Lotta Moms : To get whipped across the bare ass with a thin branch from a willow tree.
1933[20:27:12] @ A Lotta Moms : Furiously, and for a very long time.
1934[20:27:17] CMSAB11 : ah...wtf?
1935[20:27:26] @ A Lotta Moms : I know, right?
1936[20:27:33] CMSAB11 : a fetish?
1937[20:28:00] @ A Lotta Moms : No doubt - I've seen it happen. Online, that is.
1938[20:28:40] WheeljackDude : Molly: I never got willow switched.
1939[20:28:45] WheeljackDude : James: Same here.
1940[20:29:22] @ A Lotta Moms : Mrs. MacDonald always preferred to use an iron mattox to beat her kids, instead.
1941[20:29:50] CMSAB11 : oh I see now...it's a form of corporal punishment
1942[20:29:55] @ A Lotta Moms : http://www.listerrents.com/images/Pick-Mattox.JPG
1943[20:29:57] @ A Lotta Moms : Yep.
1944[20:30:04] @ A Lotta Moms : Common in the Deep South.
1945[20:30:16] @ A Lotta Moms : At least, in earlier times or in more rural areas.
1946[20:30:20] CMSAB11 : I thought it was bdsm or something similar
1947[20:30:24] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: *gulps*
1948[20:30:29] @ A Lotta Moms : Which it is too, of course. ^_~
1949[20:30:58] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Not the mattox! Not the mattox!
1950[20:33:41] WheeljackDude : Ladonna sees an angry Cisely with a mattox, and...
1951[20:35:34] @ A Lotta Moms : ...goes pL0p.
1952[20:37:44] WheeljackDude : Chip: My parents never whacked me with a willow switch.
1953[20:37:47] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Same here.
1954[20:39:06] @ A Lotta Moms : And just look at how well they both turned out.
1955[20:39:49] WheeljackDude : Fern: I never got willow switched.
1956[20:39:57] WheeljackDude : Sue Ellen: Me neither.
1957[20:40:34] @ A Lotta Moms : Doria tried willowswitching Fern, but her entire left leg came off at the hip with the first swat.
1958[20:40:58] @ A Lotta Moms : Thank Dog for super glue.
1959[20:41:45] WheeljackDude : Thankfully, Sue Ellen never got willow switched.
1960[20:42:03] @ A Lotta Moms : The ass was so fat, she wouldn't have felt it anyway.
1961[20:42:14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lotta padding.
1962[20:42:47] WheeljackDude : Catherine: I don't get willow switched.
1963[20:42:51] WheeljackDude : Francine: Same here.
1964[20:43:40] @ A Lotta Moms : The Frensky girls prefer to use wide-open hands to do the trick.
1965[20:43:59] @ A Lotta Moms : At least, when they do it to each other every night for shits n' giggles.
1966
1967[17:42:10] WheeljackDude : Maria was eating a box of sugar.
1968
1969[17:43:13] @ A Lotta Moms : She would, too.
1970
1971
1972
1973[17:43:49] @ A Lotta Moms : The grains of sugar grating around in her mouth as she rolls her tongue around and grinds her teeth back and forth.
1974
1975[17:44:16] @ A Lotta Moms : Dissolving as they pass across her tongue.
1976
1977[17:44:34] WheeljackDude : Just then, Maria's mother stops her from eating sugar.
1978
1979[17:44:35] @ A Lotta Moms : She squints...
1980
1981[17:44:45] @ A Lotta Moms : Taking in the overwhelming, but somewhat stuffy assault of sweetness.
1982
1983[17:45:06] WheeljackDude : Maria's mother: Maria! You know sugar is not good for you!
1984
1985[17:45:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Grabbing it by the handful.
1986
1987[17:45:29] @ A Lotta Moms : The sugary residue stickying up her soft, slightly plump hands.
1988
1989[17:45:39] @ A Lotta Moms : And everything she touches.
1990
1991[17:45:55] @ A Lotta Moms : She licks her palms and sucks each one of her fingers individually like teensie little popsicles, making sure none of the sugary goodness goes to waste.
1992
1993[17:46:06] @ A Lotta Moms : The proceeds to wipe them on her dress...
1994
1995[17:46:19] WheeljackDude : Maria's mother snatches a box of sugar.
1996
1997[17:46:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria sits distraught, left with only fond memories of the experience and a sweet aftertaste in her mouth.
1998
1999[00:22:16 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Fern, if you have eaten Kraft macaroni and cheese, I got some bad news... I read the ingredients and it contains Yellow 5 and Yellow 6. They're not good for you.
2000[00:26:09 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: so? Persimonnanmy glitchet never wrote about it being bad
2001[00:28:13 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: When we're going to the supermarket, you are NOT going to by Kraft anymore. Buy Annie's instead.
2002[00:28:45 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : http://www.annies.com/products/mac-cheese
2003[00:29:36 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: but I love my Kraft dinner
2004[00:29:54 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: can I have both?
2005[00:30:16 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: No. You will going to buy and eat Annie's mac and cheese.
2006[00:31:00 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: You can't make me mom!
2007[00:31:23 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Few days later, they enter the supermarket. Before they enter the door, Doria has a lecture with Fern.
2008[00:31:49 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Remember, you are NOT buying Kraft anymore. Buy Annie's, because it's organic.
2009[00:33:07 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Okay mom... ill do what you say
2010[00:33:33 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern:But maybe I can write a letter to kraft to take yellow 4 and yellow 5 out of their food, so I can eat it again
2011[00:33:52 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : After going through few aisles, they went to the pasta aisle.
2012[00:34:27 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Fern is looking through all the boxes of Annie's mac and cheese.
2013[00:34:30 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: mom, Kraft dinner!
2014[00:34:52 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: hmmmmm i guess this standard one will suffice, mom are you sure I can't get kraft?
2015[00:35:20 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: I told you, buy Annie's.
2016[00:35:44 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Fern sees a box of Annie's mac and cheese with Arthur's face on the box.
2017[00:35:48 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: ok...
2018[00:36:02 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Mom, arthur's famous
2019[00:37:02 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (sees a Kraft mac and cheese in the shopping cart) Fern! You put that back on the shelf right now, young lady!
2020[00:38:01 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: but mom, it's my favorite, is yellow 4 and yellow 5 really so bad?
2021[00:38:51 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria frustratingly puts the Kraft mac and cheese back on the shelf and puts this -- http://www.annies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bluebox_25th_front.png -- in the shopping cart.
2022[00:39:25 24/12/14] @ Rummy : fern: hmm, it's festive, okay mom, ill try it
2023[00:40:24 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria also puts this -- http://www.annies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/MacCheese_BerniesFarm_CR___.png -- in the shopping cart.
2024[00:40:56 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (berated) If you ever put even one box of Kraft mac and cheese, I'll bust your little ass! Now stop!
2025[00:41:02 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Kraft makes better animal shapes mom!
2026[00:41:28 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: okay mom, but if I don't like it, can i please have kraft again?
2027[00:42:06 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Let me put it this way... No.
2028[00:43:09 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: But what can I have if i don't like Annies?
2029[00:44:05 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : These are the current mac and cheese box. The festive box was a year ago. http://heavenlyhomemakers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/annies_mac_and_cheese.jpg
2030[00:44:23 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: You will eat Annie's and like it!
2031[00:44:57 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: okay mom, it's just so boring looking, kraft has style at least
2032[00:45:51 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (going through Kraft mac and cheese boxes) Spongebob? How to train your dragon? Ninja Turtles?
2033[00:46:09 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: See mom? Fun!
2034[00:46:59 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: These are NOT from my childhood. And the Ninja Turtles are NOT the ones I grew up with. I grew up with that old cartoon show -- https://31.media.tumblr.com/ed10a431f4955c8ab5a1bd3be74e1cc8/tumblr_inline_ms3991iWrp1qz4rgp.jpg
2035[00:47:59 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (reads the ingredients on the Kraft mac and cheese box) Yep. Yellow 5 and 6. They're not good for you.
2036[00:49:06 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: How do you know mom?
2037[00:50:55 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: This website -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartrazine
2038[00:51:15 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (continued) and this -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunset_Yellow_FCF
2039[00:52:01 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: okay I understand mom, this is just like the big boss bars
2040[00:52:26 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Thank you for looking at for me, but it hasn't hurt me so far, so why would it now!
2041[00:52:30 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : And soon afterwards, Doria and her daughter are having an arguement between Annie's and Kraft.
2042[00:53:53 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Can we go now? Our frozen foods are starting to melt and our milk is starting to curdle!
2043[00:54:12 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Mom! I love kraft and I will not accept anything less than kraft!
2044[00:55:59 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern:I don't want to leave without a box of kraft mom
2045[00:56:57 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Sorry, I put Annie's mac and cheese in the box. Now, we're going to the cashier and leave. I don't want our milk to curdle!
2046[00:57:14 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (continued) and the frozen foods to melt!
2047[00:57:24 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : in the cart*
2048[00:57:59 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria goes to the checkout while Fern was still in the pasta aisle.
2049[00:58:25 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: I bet she won't notice if I just replaced the insides of the boxes
2050[00:58:43 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Why does mom have to force annies on me? I love kraft!
2051[00:58:49 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: I guess I can give it a try
2052[00:59:01 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Let's go, Fern!
2053[00:59:10 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: coming mom!
2054[00:59:22 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern walks to her mom
2055[00:59:51 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : After Doria paid for shopping, she is still mad at Fern as she puts all the food in the trunk. Fern gets in the back seat.
2056[01:00:24 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : After Doria gets in the car, Fern sees her mom's angry face in the rear-view mirror.
2057[01:00:25 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: mom are you still mad at me for what happened inside the store?
2058[01:01:02 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Yes. You misbehaved once again. I told you not to do that.
2059[01:01:49 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: but mom, you sprung this whole not getting kraft thing on me at the store, I always wanted kraft and kraft onkly
2060[01:01:53 24/12/14] @ Rummy : only
2061[01:02:39 24/12/14] @ Rummy : in the car after the shopping mart
2062
2063[14:07:13 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And here we are!
2064[14:07:24 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Okay, JAck. Get in here! Let's get this party started.
2065[14:07:54 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : lol
2066[14:08:35 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Okay. I'm here!
2067[14:08:46 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Heya
2068[14:08:52 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Hey.
2069[14:08:58 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lke I said, we'll be hanging around here more from now on.
2070[14:09:19 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : So it's back to the good old days.
2071[14:09:55 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Molly: You said it, ALM...
2072[14:10:15 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Back to the endless roleplay....
2073[14:10:35 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Haha
2074[14:10:58 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : We got the 40th member -- TheoDW.
2075[14:11:12 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Yes - and a welcome member he is!  Still downloading this PFB episode I purchased on Amazon...
2076[14:34:51 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : 14%...c'mon, hurry up, Buster.
2077[14:35:03 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : I think he fell asleep on the side of the freeway.
2078[14:37:47 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Maria and Ladonna try to wake up Buster on the side of the freeway.
2079[14:38:08 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Alas, he just lays there snoring.
2080[14:38:22 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : One semi and SUV after another whizzing by...
2081[14:38:46 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Nearly turning them all into bunnymush each time.
2082[14:39:37 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : At least Buster won't know what hit him.
2083[14:40:17 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Molly: Yep. They're dead.
2084[14:40:25 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Oh dear...
2085
2086
2087
2088[14:41:12 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : At the funeral..
2089[14:41:26 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Sad
2090[14:41:35 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Bitzi: MY BABBEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2091[14:41:38 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : I assume Molly was driving the semi that splattered them.
2092[14:41:50 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Nobody will be attending the funeral as all will be cremated and put in urns...
2093[14:42:23 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bitzi just can't live without Buster.
2094[14:42:32 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : So she cherishes his ashes every morning.
2095[14:42:41 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Sparingly, mixing them in with her coffee.
2096[14:42:46 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Cisely hears the doorbell ringing. She answers it. It was the funeral diector.
2097[14:42:57 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Funeral Director: Mrs. Compson?
2098[14:43:42 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cisely: Get off mah porch, yankee scum!
2099[14:44:04 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Funeral Director: This is your daughter. She was killed on the road.
2100[14:44:15 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : The funeral director hands Cisely the urn.
2101[14:44:35 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cisely: Ah, well...one less hooligan t' look after.
2102[14:45:13 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Funeral Director: (to Maria's mother) This is your daughter. She was killed on the road.
2103[14:45:41 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Like daughter like mother, Mrs. Maria's utterly speechless.
2104[14:47:05 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Cisely got 4 kids she could do with one less!
2105
2106[14:47:23 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : The very next day, school starts as usual without Buster, Maria, and Ladonna....
2107[14:47:44 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Too many rats on the rug, so to speak
2108[14:47:50 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: We got some bad news, class...
2109[14:48:06 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: It sure smells nice in here, for once...
2110[14:48:11 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: We lost three of my students...
2111[14:48:43 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: I can actually hear myself think, now.
2112[14:49:05 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : The class cheers for the lack of Buster.
2113[14:49:20 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : That night, Arthur cries himself to sleep.
2114[14:50:13 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain: Now we won't have to shell out $50 a week on air freshener. Thank God, that was more than my family makes a week at the ice cream joint.
2115[14:51:28 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And proceeds to have a long string of dreams about fluffy white bunnehs hopping over a fence.
2116[14:51:37 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And disappearing off into a deep, dark forest.
2117[14:52:11 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lundgren just hopped on. Perhaps he'll swing by.
2118[14:53:54 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Scene fades out and opens up to Arthur waking up and walking downstairs. He opens the front door and walks outside to the treehouse.
2119[14:54:14 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Walks around the house to the backyard
2120[14:54:34 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And finds D.W. waiting for him in the treehouse...wearing a pair of white bunny ears.
2121[14:55:33 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Then, scene cuts to Arthur looking at pictures of he and Buster together..."My Heart Will Go On" playing in the background...
2122[14:56:00 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Arthur: If only I had the chance to tell you how I feel, my love.
2123[14:56:28 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He starts visiting Bitzi on a regular basis.
2124[14:56:41 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Hoping to catch a taste of her special morning brew.
2125[14:57:49 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : The cliches continue as Arthur gives Bitzi red roses.
2126[14:58:11 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Which leaves that inexplicably acquired aftertaste of rotten pizza and used underwear. I love you 
2127[14:58:46 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Arthur: (breaking down) IF ONLY I COULD TELL HIM HOW SPECIAL HE WAS TO ME
2128[14:59:00 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Some things never go away...even after a few hours in the furnace at 2000 degrees.
2129
2130[15:00:03 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : At the age of 35, Arthur committed suicide. No one came to his funeral because everyone thought it was creepy for him to be chasing after a dead guy no one really liked anyway. Not even his family.
2131[15:00:54 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : D.W. shows up, wearing bunny ears.
2132[15:01:10 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : D.W.: Serves you right! I was here for you all along.
2133[15:02:01 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : She later found out that Arthur was planning to murder her right before he committed suicide, but unfortunately D.W. was out with friends that night and Arthur couldn't get her alone.
2134[15:02:12 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : As Francine struts by with Pal tagging along at her feet.
2135
2136
2137
2138[15:02:27 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The title music starts to play as the scene transitions into the show's new incarnation, with her as the main character.
2139[15:02:44 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Lol
2140[15:03:01 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And you can bet she has the biggest damn smile on her face she's ever had.
2141[15:04:01 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Out and proud as ever.
2142
2143[02:06:58] WheeljackDude : Maria: Buster, keep your head up and do math! We're in class, you know!
2144[02:07:59] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster peeks under his desk, counting chewed gum wads...
2145[02:08:11] @ A Lotta Moms : Getting the count completely wrong.
2146[02:08:17] @ A Lotta Moms : Even though there are only three of them.
2147[02:09:19] @ A Lotta Moms : At the recess bell rings, he tries to stand up...
2148[02:09:37] @ A Lotta Moms : But is half-asleep and crashes back down onto his desk.
2149[02:09:53] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Looks like you're staying with me after school, because you didn't do you math, Buster...
2150[02:09:56] @ A Lotta Moms : Which collapses beneath him as he lays sprawled out on the floor.
2151[02:10:20] @ A Lotta Moms : Ratburn's eyes gleaming with ill intentions.
2152[02:11:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Ratburn ties strings to Buster's wrists and ankles.
2153[02:11:15] @ A Lotta Moms : Manipulating him like bunnypuppet.
2154[02:12:03] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Let me see who else will be my another bunnypuppet...
2155[02:12:07] @ A Lotta Moms : Making him leap up and dance, then grab a heavy vase and smash it against his head four or five times until it shatters.
2156[02:12:50] @ A Lotta Moms : Ratburn sticks his nose on the window, nefariously eying the happy schoolkids...
2157[02:13:16] @ A Lotta Moms : He proceeds to drive a sharp pencil in Buster's lower back.
2158[02:13:33] @ A Lotta Moms : Like an "off" button with no "on" switch.
2159[02:14:23] WheeljackDude : Maria and Ladonna break into Mr. Ratburn's class to save Buster...
2160[02:14:45] @ A Lotta Moms : They walk in, but Ratburn is nowhere to be found.
2161[02:15:13] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's up on his feet furiously tapdancing like Gene Kelly.
2162[02:15:15] @ A Lotta Moms : This tune blaring loudly throughout the room and down the hallway:
2163
2164[02:15:18] WheeljackDude : Maria: Buster? You okay? Did you do your math?
2165[02:15:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Swinging his arms around like a pinwheel
2166[02:15:45] @ A Lotta Moms : Yet, his face bears a look of sheer anguish.
2167[02:15:51] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster says nothing.
2168[02:16:01] WheeljackDude : Ladonna takes a textbook and whacks Buster on his head.
2169[02:16:23] @ A Lotta Moms : They notice clear strings extending up into the ceiling, and through the small holes in the grate.
2170[02:17:21] @ A Lotta Moms : It does little good. He continues to dance on to his bound misery.
2171[02:17:26] WheeljackDude : Maria takes the scissors and cuts the strings to free Buster.
2172[02:17:28] @ A Lotta Moms : And Ratburn's gleeful delight.
2173[02:19:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster collapses to the floor.
2174[02:19:20] @ A Lotta Moms : His head hitting the hard, uncarpeted floor.
2175[02:19:35] @ A Lotta Moms : He lays there limp, staring onward, moaning.
2176[02:19:37] @ A Lotta Moms : Unable to move.
2177[02:19:50] WheeljackDude : Both Maria and Ladonna scream in horror.
2178[02:19:50] @ A Lotta Moms : They look up and hear a ruckus from above.
2179[02:20:32] @ A Lotta Moms : The ceiling grate breaks asunder, and Ratburn comes crashing down on top of Ladonna.
2180[02:20:55] @ A Lotta Moms : In a string bikini, and nothing else.
2181[02:20:56] WheeljackDude : Maria: *screams* Ladonna!
2182[02:21:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Pie crumbs on his mouth and hands.
2183[02:21:13] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna tries to wiggle under his weight.
2184[02:21:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Git offa me, Yankee scum!
2185[02:21:30] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Looks like you're going to be my next bunnypuppet, Maria... *evil laughter*
2186[02:21:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna suddenly stops...
2187[02:21:58] @ A Lotta Moms : Smelling the sweet aroma of hot apple pah on Ratburn's body.
2188[02:22:51] @ A Lotta Moms : An proceeds to turn the struggle into a feast, lapping the crumbs off of his rather out-of-shape, middle-aged figure.
2189[02:23:19] @ A Lotta Moms : As he giggles gleefully at her ticklish tongue.
2190[02:23:38] @ A Lotta Moms : Like a Japanese School Girl.
2191[02:23:48] WheeljackDude : Then Mr. Ratburn ties the strings around Maria's wrists and ankles to become his second bunnypuppet.
2192[02:24:03] @ A Lotta Moms : His toes curling and his legs kicking playfully.
2193[02:24:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: *gasp*
2194[02:24:36] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna, satisfied that she had her fill of pah, forgets that there's a serious problem transpiring and heads back out to enjoy what's left of recess.
2195[02:25:07] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn puts a tape over Maria's mouth to make her quiet.
2196[02:25:44] @ A Lotta Moms : Out of sight, out of mind.
2197[02:26:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Tears stream down Maria's cheeks.
2198[02:26:28] WheeljackDude : Now Mr. Ratburn sees Buster lying on the floor with blood trickled from his forehead.
2199[02:26:54] @ A Lotta Moms : As Buster, paralyzed for life, continues to moan in a crumpled huddle.
2200[02:27:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Paralyzed until the Ratster of Puppets deems him once again worthy of animation.
2201[02:27:33] WheeljackDude : Ladonna manages to reach the phone to call 911.
2202[02:27:39] @ A Lotta Moms : Until then, it's into the toy box with him.
2203[02:28:12] @ A Lotta Moms : 911 Operator: Yes, what seems to be the emergency?
2204[02:28:22] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Uhm...gosh, I done plum forgot!
2205[02:29:11] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: But did I ever tell ya about the time...(she rattles on for 10 minutes with complete nonsense until the operator ends the call).
2206
2207[14:56:34] WheeljackDude : Marina tries to use her iPhone, and...
2208[14:58:47] @ A Lotta Moms : Can't seem to figure it out.
2209[14:58:56] @ A Lotta Moms : So she throws it down in frustration and steps on it, breaking it to bits.
2210[14:59:54] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Datillo: Marina! The iPhone costs over 300 bucks!
2211[15:01:12] @ A Lotta Moms : Marina: And my happiness is priceless! Don't buy me junk that I can't use.
2212[15:01:58] WheeljackDude : Marina: *sigh* I wish I had bionic eyes, just like Six Million Dollar Man...
2213[15:02:14] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Datillo: I know... But it can cost over 1000 bucks....
2214[15:03:51] @ A Lotta Moms : Marina: So let's sell the house!
2215[15:04:41] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Datillo: no.
2216[15:05:31] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Datillo: I got an idea!
2217[15:06:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Marina: We could sell Prunella...
2218[15:06:56] @ A Lotta Moms : Marina: I read in the Braille Times that the South American child slave trade is paying top dollar for Gypsies these days.
2219[15:07:23] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Datillo: No... We cannot sell a person... I got something better... I'll take you to the eye doctor, and get yourself a pair of special dark glasses....
2220[15:07:53] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Datillo and her daughter hopped in the car, and drove all the way to the local eye doctor, and...
2221[15:09:43] @ A Lotta Moms : Ran over Pal on the way, since Mrs. Datillo was trying to train Marina for an early driver's permit.
2222[15:10:18] WheeljackDude : Eye Doctor: Well, Marina... Since you're blind, you need a pair of dark glasses...
2223[15:11:07] WheeljackDude : The eye doctor hands Marina one of these -- http://johnodell.blog.com/files/2011/06/raybans.png
2224[15:12:43] @ A Lotta Moms : Marina: Oh, cool!
2225[15:14:39] @ A Lotta Moms : Marina goes to school the next day snapping her fingers like Jacko.
2226[15:15:35] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky's so jealous of the fact that she's able to wear shades to school, he grabs two sharpened pencils and gouges his own eyes out like Oedipus Rex.
2227[15:15:54] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Been there, done that.
2228
2229[23:17:11] WheeljackDude : Wanda: Thank you for inviting your boyfriend over for dinner, Rubie....
2230[23:18:33] WheeljackDude : Rubella: No problem....
2231
2232
2233
2234[23:19:01] @ A Lotta Moms : Wanda: I haven't had a slice of supple, young rat flesh in months!
2235[23:19:32] WheeljackDude : Sean: Rat... flesh?
2236[23:19:47] @ A Lotta Moms : Rubella sets the table, and Wanda carves the Sean.
2237[23:20:26] @ A Lotta Moms : The next day, Chip swings by and gives the Deegans a voucher for $1,000 off their next used car as a token of his appreciation.
2238[23:22:25] WheeljackDude : At Sean's house...
2239[23:22:41] WheeljackDude : Sean's mother: (crying) My son is dead!
2240[23:23:02] @ A Lotta Moms : Rubella: No!
2241[23:23:07] @ A Lotta Moms : Rubella: He lives on, within us!
2242[23:23:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Prunella shows up, wearing his hat.
2243[23:24:06] @ A Lotta Moms : Prunella: He was a little tough to pass through the old intestines, but yeah...definitely within us.
2244[23:24:32] WheeljackDude : Sean's ghost appears.
2245[23:24:46] WheeljackDude : Sean's ghost: Why did you guys eat me?!
2246[23:24:58] @ A Lotta Moms : Rubella: Because we were hungry.
2247[23:25:12] @ A Lotta Moms : Prunella: Duh.
2248[23:26:18] WheeljackDude : The officers arrive at the Deegans house.
2249[23:26:31] WheeljackDude : Officer: Wanda Deegan, you're under arrest for cannibalism!
2250[23:27:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Wanda: Huh? He was a rat! We're poodles!
2251[23:27:19] @ A Lotta Moms : Wanda: Nowhere near the same species!
2252[23:27:31] @ A Lotta Moms : Officer # 2: I, uh...guess she's right.
2253
2254[21:47:31] WheeljackDude : Paramedics tried to revive Marina, and...
2255
2256[21:47:46] BionicBunny : were unsuccessful
2257
2258[21:48:11] @ A Lotta Moms : Not even Corey with his lifeguard training could do much to save the day.
2259
2260[21:48:19] @ A Lotta Moms : Sally could only look on in horror...
2261
2262[21:48:29] BionicBunny : blind retard shouldn't have tried to drive her moms car
2263
2264[21:48:30] @ A Lotta Moms : I blame Prunie for distracting her.
2265
2266[21:48:39] WheeljackDude : Marina was rushed to the local hospital, and....
2267
2268[21:49:17] @ A Lotta Moms : At least she died with the loving aroma of pizza in her nostrils.
2269
2270[21:50:05] WheeljackDude : Funeral Director: We gather today for the death of Marina Dattilo...
2271
2272[21:50:26] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Dattilo: *sniff*
2273
2274[21:51:05] BionicBunny : she was dead weight that other kids parents made to drag her around
2275
2276[21:52:23] WheeljackDude : Funeral Director: Does anyone have a few words about Marina?
2277
2278[21:53:11] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky: I do, I do!
2279
2280[21:53:20] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky: Marina, what does Heaven look like?
2281
2282[21:53:57] BionicBunny : Prunella:Marina.was my best friend....and..and...my best lover
2283
2284[21:54:33] WheeljackDude : Nancy: Marina was a great person...*sniff*
2285
2286[21:54:48] WheeljackDude : Marina is not responding to Binky, since she's dead.
2287
2288[21:55:45] BionicBunny : Binky farts on Marina's casket and spits on her grave
2289
2290[21:56:17] @ A Lotta Moms : That's what she gets for ignoring him!
2291
2292[21:57:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Ms. Sweetwater: I'll never forget the time our little Marina got confused and took a dump in the janitor's closet.
2293
2294[21:57:19] @ A Lotta Moms : John Morris: Me neither!
2295
2296[21:57:25] @ A Lotta Moms : John Morris: *hic*
2297
2298[21:57:34] WheeljackDude : Maria's casket gets lowered into the grave.
2299
2300[21:58:02] WheeljackDude : The pallbearers put the dirt back in.
2301
2302[21:58:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Marina wakes up from her coma, but since she can't see shit, she doesn't realize that she's in a casket being buried alive.
2303
2304[21:58:35] WheeljackDude : The tombstone reads -- Marina Dattilo - Beloved daughter.
2305
2306[21:58:42] @ A Lotta Moms : She just assumes she's laying in bed at home, and tries to go back to sleep.
2307
2308[21:58:59] @ A Lotta Moms : As the oxygen gradually starts to run out..
2309
2310[21:59:34] WheeljackDude : Marina tries to open the casket, and...
2311
2312[22:01:06] @ A Lotta Moms : Alas, too much dirt.
2313
2314[22:02:01] @ A Lotta Moms : They hear her kicking inside of the casket, but figure it'd be a waste to have paid $10,000 for the funeral if it's all for nothing.
2315
2316[22:02:19] @ A Lotta Moms : So Morris keeps piling on the dirt.
2317
2318[22:02:24] WheeljackDude : Prunella: Marina won't be seeing the rest of the Henry Skreever movies...
2319
2320[22:03:18] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Not like she was able to see them in the first place.
2321
2322[18:28:17] WheeljackDude : A Camp Meadowcroak bus arrives at the Compsons' house.
2323
2324[18:32:14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna steps in the bus, and...
2325
2326[18:33:19] @ A Lotta Moms : It gets flat tire.
2327
2328[18:33:23] @ A Lotta Moms : But is no problem.
2329
2330[18:33:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Because it's only flat on the bottom.
2331
2332[18:34:33] WheeljackDude : Cisely: Write to me, Ladonna!
2333
2334[18:34:56] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Yeah, yeah. (Ladonna isn't paying attention, as usual)
2335
2336[18:35:41] WheeljackDude : Cisely: And don't complain about Camp Meadowcroak!
2337
2338[18:36:11] @ A Lotta Moms : She's still not paying attention, watching random birds fly overhead.
2339
2340[18:37:35] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I remember one season ago, Prunella had ptomaine poisoning after dinner one night...
2341
2342[18:40:09] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: We dumped her body in the lake.
2343
2344[18:40:58] WheeljackDude : Prunella: I'm still alive!
2345
2346[18:41:32] WheeljackDude : Prunella was sitting behind Ladonna and Maria.
2347
2348[18:41:36] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Dammit, Prunie! Yer messin' up mah story!
2349
2350[18:41:50] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna dunks her head back underwater and waits until the bubbles stop coming up.
2351
2352[18:42:45] WheeljackDude : Becky: Welcome to Camp Meadowcroak, troops!
2353
2354[18:43:53] WheeljackDude : Becky: One season ago, the idea of shutting down this camp is just a silly rumor.
2355
2356[18:44:15] WheeljackDude : Becky: Buster, this season, the mess hall is off limits except during breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
2357
2358[18:44:38] @ A Lotta Moms : Becky: Buster? Buster?
2359
2360[18:44:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's off in the mess hall, eating the semi-prepared food.
2361
2362[18:45:16] @ A Lotta Moms : With his bare hands.
2363
2364[18:45:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Which he washed thoroughly in the cake batter.
2365
2366[18:45:52] WheeljackDude : Becky pulls Buster out of the mess hall.
2367
2368[18:46:02] WheeljackDude : Becky: I told you before! The mess hall is off limits! Do you understand me?!
2369
2370[18:46:07] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Nooooooooo!
2371
2372[18:46:33] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's hands are outstretched, smeared with food and junk.
2373
2374[18:47:31] WheeljackDude : Becky: We need to teach that kid a lesson...
2375
2376[18:48:05] @ A Lotta Moms : They take him out to the middle of the lake, throw him in, and drive off.
2377
2378[18:51:51] WheeljackDude : At the mess hall, the lunch was hot dogs and tater tots.
2379
2380[18:53:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur's really enjoying the cake.
2381
2382[18:54:08] @ A Lotta Moms : It tastes strangely familiar, but he can't quite figure out why...
2383
2384[21:06:29] @ A Lotta Moms : I can picture the girls so well working at Bath & Body Works.
2385
2386[21:06:42] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy would be a natural at it. She'd be the top seller.
2387
2388[21:07:10] GrebeGoddess : yes, she is the most business-smart of the gang after all
2389
2390[21:07:17] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine, not so much. Sock odor is the only scent she knows much about.
2391
2392[21:07:37] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy'd eventually become the manager. But first, she'd have to overthrow Binky - the reigning Store Manager.
2393
2394[21:07:38] GrebeGoddess : Sue Ellen would be the friendly associate helping out the shoppers
2395
2396[21:07:51] GrebeGoddess : Fern would be...hmmm....any ideas?
2397
2398[21:08:00] @ A Lotta Moms : Sue Ellen would do well too, since she seems to do well at most everything.
2399
2400[21:08:16] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern would take the lotions and squirt them all over the floor and walls,
2401
2402[21:08:22] @ A Lotta Moms : Creating abstract art.
2403
2404[21:08:28] @ A Lotta Moms : Like Jackson Pollock.
2405
2406[21:08:57] @ A Lotta Moms : And then get angry and vengeful when everyone else fails to understand her vision.
2407
2408[21:09:54] GrebeGoddess : lol I so see her doing that!
2409
2410[21:09:58] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna would be that sales associate who just can't shut up, and winds up driving the customers completely insane because she doesn't leave them alone.
2411
2412[21:10:01] @ A Lotta Moms : That's so Fern.
2413
2414[21:10:41] GrebeGoddess : one of the boys would be the sign waver, should it be Binky or Buster?
2415
2416[21:11:27] @ A Lotta Moms : I think Buster
2417
2418[21:11:59] GrebeGoddess : doing the bunny wiggle while waving the sign
2419
2420[21:12:02] @ A Lotta Moms : I picture Binky as being so knowledgable about the products, he's the manager.
2421
2422[21:12:20] @ A Lotta Moms : lol
2423
2424[21:12:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster gets body spray in his eyes, so he can't see!
2425
2426[21:12:53] @ A Lotta Moms : Falls over and knocks down the display, wiggling for 4 minutes and 30 seconds.
2427
2428[21:13:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Poor Jenna likely wouldn't do a great job, because nobody would want to buy from the ugly girl. So she'd work in the stock room.
2429
2430[21:13:33] GrebeGoddess : how would they handle Black Friday? Laughing
2431
2432[21:13:36] @ A Lotta Moms : Poor Jenna. Crying or Very sad
2433
2434[21:13:45] @ A Lotta Moms : It would be utter chaos.
2435
2436[21:13:59] GrebeGoddess : they would all huddle in a circle the morning of
2437
2438[21:14:04] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria would just stand there by the entrance, holding a bottle of lotion and looking pretty.
2439
2440[21:14:06] @ A Lotta Moms : Saying nothing.
2441
2442[21:14:07] GrebeGoddess : before they even open the doors
2443
2444[21:14:12] @ A Lotta Moms : She'd be a window display.
2445
2446[21:14:21] GrebeGoddess : Buster would be like "I'm scared man..."
2447
2448[21:14:24] WheeljackDude joined the chat on Wed 23 Jul 2014 - 21:14
2449
2450[21:14:26] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy would be the group cheerleader.
2451
2452[21:14:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Welcome back
2453
2454[21:14:43] GrebeGoddess : wb! they do a collective hi-five
2455
2456[21:14:47] @ A Lotta Moms : I can picture the frightened look on Buster's face.
2457
2458[21:15:04] GrebeGoddess : then they decide who's gonna open the doors
2459
2460[21:15:13] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly shows up halfway through the day, with the sole purpose of sabotaging them.
2461
2462[21:15:19] @ A Lotta Moms : And stealing stuff.
2463
2464[21:15:29] GrebeGoddess : they eventually decide on Binky and Francine
2465
2466[21:15:44] GrebeGoddess : once those doors are open, they all RUN LIKE HELL
2467
2468[21:15:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky could well open the doors, but since he doesn't *HAVE* to anymore, he leaves it to Francine.
2469
2470[21:15:55] @ A Lotta Moms : She grumbles, but does it anyway.
2471
2472[21:16:21] GrebeGoddess : Arthur and Brain get trampled in the stampede
2473
2474[21:16:26] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria gasps as the customers practically run her down.
2475
2476[21:16:29] @ A Lotta Moms : lol
2477
2478[21:16:51] GrebeGoddess : where's Alex?
2479
2480[21:16:56] @ A Lotta Moms : I can absolutely picture this being an episode.
2481
2482[21:17:09] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex might work in the stockroom
2483
2484[21:17:29] @ A Lotta Moms : Or he'd be the supply guy who delivers stuff from the regional warehouse.
2485
2486[21:17:39] @ A Lotta Moms : Only showing up every so often.
2487
2488[21:17:57] @ A Lotta Moms : He'd nickname the supply truck "T Rex"
2489
2490[21:18:28] GrebeGoddess : Now THIS would be the official TV adaptation of Arthur's Thanksgiving Laughing
2491
2492[21:18:49] @ A Lotta Moms : Hell yeah
2493
2494[21:18:51] GrebeGoddess : with a random turkey running around in the store as a gag
2495
2496[21:19:34] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly shows up and deliberately re-arranges the products, putting them in the wrong places.
2497
2498[21:19:56] GrebeGoddess : and George would entertain kids with Wally while the parents are shopping
2499
2500[21:20:11] @ A Lotta Moms : Turning on the water in the sink area and leaving it running, and using the testers until they run out.
2501
2502[21:20:25] WheeljackDude : That cat girl with the orange ponytail arrives just to re-arrange the products where they were.
2503
2504[21:20:32] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Slink slinks through the displays, pocketing stuff while nobody notices.
2505
2506[21:20:35] @ A Lotta Moms : lol
2507
2508[21:20:44] @ A Lotta Moms : George and Wally would be the greeters.
2509
2510[21:21:15] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria is the window display, smiling faintly and holding up a bottle of Wild Honeysuckle.
2511
2512[21:21:18] GrebeGoddess : Rattles puts weed in all the candles
2513
2514[21:21:29] @ A Lotta Moms : Hah! He would, too.
2515
2516[21:21:34] WheeljackDude : The cat girl with the orange ponytails grabs out a Lalaloopsy doll out the box and starts smacking Molly with it.
2517
2518[21:21:40] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster doesn't complain.
2519
2520[21:21:52] @ A Lotta Moms : And only laments that he's stuck out in the mall corridors and not inside the store.
2521
2522[21:22:39] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna approaches the Tough Customers and irritates them so severely they're finally driven away.
2523
2524[21:22:48] GrebeGoddess : hahahahaha!
2525
2526[21:22:49] @ A Lotta Moms : Thinking she's just trying to sell them a product.
2527
2528[21:23:20] @ A Lotta Moms : She tries to demonstrate the hair products on Bud, but he refuses to take off his hat.
2529
2530[21:23:38] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Come on, Bud... take off your hat. Bud: NO!
2531
2532[21:24:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Jane's arrived with D.W., who starts to throw a fit and knock over bottles of lotion all over the floor.
2533
2534[21:24:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Because Jane isn't letting her go see the Mary Moo-Cow movie alone.
2535
2536[21:24:40] GrebeGoddess : or she could suggest special pony soap or Crazy Bus Candles
2537
2538[21:24:59] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster stops wiggling outside so he can stare at Jane's amazing figure.
2539
2540[21:25:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Smashing idea!
2541
2542[21:25:29] GrebeGoddess : in fact, she even draws her vision of what the products look like and shows it to the owner of the store lol
2543
2544[21:25:46] @ A Lotta Moms : On her way out, Ladonna finally manages to interest Molly in a lotion.
2545
2546[21:26:00] @ A Lotta Moms : "But before y'all go, just have a lookee here!"
2547
2548[21:26:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: What the fuck is this supposed to be?
2549
2550[21:26:16] WheeljackDude : Cat girl with the orange ponytail: Hey! I was here first! (pulls Molly away)
2551
2552[21:26:22] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: This here lotion's made just for you! It smells like TROUBLE!
2553
2554[21:26:40] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly lets out a girlish squeal and quickly proceeds to the checkout line.
2555
2556[21:27:00] GrebeGoddess : would Brain be the financial analyst of the store?
2557
2558[21:27:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl's sold, too
2559
2560[21:27:15] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna gets a bonus.
2561
2562[21:27:28] @ A Lotta Moms : Definitely - Brain would work at the local corporate office
2563
2564[21:27:30] GrebeGoddess : ROFLMFAO @ Molly's girlish squeal
2565
2566[21:27:36] @ A Lotta Moms : He'd be a Sales Analyst or something like that.
2567
2568[21:28:02] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly walks out of the store fully transformed back to Molly Muffinhead.
2569
2570[21:28:12] @ A Lotta Moms : With a big, silly smile on her face.
2571
2572[21:28:17] @ A Lotta Moms : It's like a commercial.
2573
2574[21:28:52] WheeljackDude : Tough Customer Aardvark Girl: Looking good, Molly...
2575
2576[21:29:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Slink's making his way out the door with his baggy pants stuffed with things he pocketed.
2577
2578[21:29:38] WheeljackDude : Prunella: Hey, Molly.
2579
2580[21:29:45] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly takes her hand and they skip off down the mall corridor to Madonna music playing overhead.
2581
2582[21:29:56] @ A Lotta Moms : Material Girl, only the muzak version.
2583
2584[21:30:07] GrebeGoddess : LOL
2585
2586[21:30:14] GrebeGoddess : *credits roll*
2587
2588[21:30:22] GrebeGoddess : or any other scenes?
2589
2590[21:30:28] @ A Lotta Moms : Over the wiggling Buster and past the Gay Mallrats
2591
2592[21:30:40] @ A Lotta Moms : I think that's a wrap!
2593
2594[21:30:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Of course, we could probably go on for hours
2595
2596[21:30:51] @ A Lotta Moms : There's so much potential in this
2597
2598[21:30:57] GrebeGoddess : while poor Arthur is bruised and glasses broken from the stampede
2599
2600[21:31:23] @ A Lotta Moms : The normal Arthur credits theme would be replaced with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYwgG2oyUbA
2601
2602[21:31:47] @ A Lotta Moms : Confused, Arthur wanders into the Girls' room.
2603
2604[21:32:14] @ A Lotta Moms : Of course, we all know that Arthur can see fairly well without his glasses and just uses it as an excuse to raid the Girls' room like he did in Arthur's Eyes.
2605
2606[21:32:15] WheeljackDude : Maria: What the..? Get out! Ladonna: Yeah. Out. NOW!
2607
2608[21:32:48] GrebeGoddess : he a creeper (Wink)
2609
2610[21:32:56] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur kicks in the first stall door. Sue Ellen's just pulling up her pants and kicks the door back at him, smashing his face and breaking his nose.
2611
2612[21:33:06] @ A Lotta Moms : So he kicks in the second door. Maria's sitting down and gasps.
2613
2614[21:33:25] @ A Lotta Moms : He kicks in the third door, and finds Fern kneeling down drinking out of the toilet.
2615
2616[21:33:29] @ A Lotta Moms : As usual.
2617
2618[21:33:32] @ A Lotta Moms : lol
2619
2620[21:33:33] GrebeGoddess : this is when they're 18 right?
2621
2622[21:33:39] @ A Lotta Moms : OF COURSE!
2623
2624[21:33:50] WheeljackDude : Fourth stall - Nobody's in it.
2625
2626[21:33:56] GrebeGoddess : ok, just making sure (Wink)
2627
2628[21:34:13] @ A Lotta Moms : I think we should log this in Chatplay.
2629
2630[16:33:11] WheeljackDude : Both Buster and his wife are relaxing in a comfort of their own home with their children.
2631
2632[16:33:51] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's wife being Unnamed Male Rabbit #342.
2633
2634[16:34:58] @ A Lotta Moms : Or alternatively, Buster and her husband.
2635
2636[16:35:04] @ A Lotta Moms : That makes more sense to me.
2637
2638[21:20:57] WheeljackDude : Buster steals Maria's last Jell-O cup from her fridge...
2639
2640[21:21:44] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria cries herself to sleep.
2641
2642[21:22:40] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria's mother only lets her eat the pomegranate flavor.
2643
2644[21:22:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Since that's the primary fruit that was around during Biblical times.
2645
2646[21:23:02] @ A Lotta Moms : Unfortunately, there's no fig flavor just yet.
2647
2648[21:23:15] @ A Lotta Moms : But you can bet that her cabinet is chock-full of Fig Newtons.
2649
2650[21:24:16] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria shoves one Fig Newton into her mouth after another.
2651
2652[21:24:33] @ A Lotta Moms : Sitting on the closet floor.
2653
2654[21:24:38] @ A Lotta Moms : With the door closed.
2655
2656[21:24:53] @ A Lotta Moms : The smell of dust and spices lingering heavily
2657
2658[21:25:16] @ A Lotta Moms : Adding an extra-spicy flavor to the figgy goodness she's experiencing.
2659
2660[21:25:28] @ A Lotta Moms : And quite an experience it is.
2661
2662[21:25:56] WheeljackDude : Maria's mother: (to Buster) Didn't you know that it's rude to open someone else's refrigerator without permission?
2663
2664[21:25:57] @ A Lotta Moms : As she wolfs them down, one after the other.
2665
2666[21:26:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Shoving them into her mouth so rapidly she nearly bites off her own finger.
2667
2668[21:26:35] @ A Lotta Moms : Having to pause every ten seconds to process all the Newton she has jammed in her mouth.
2669
2670[21:26:52] WheeljackDude : Buster: I'm sorry. I can't help it! That Jell-O looks good!
2671
2672[21:26:54] @ A Lotta Moms : Chewing so ravenously her eyes water and her nose starts to run.
2673
2674[21:27:57] @ A Lotta Moms : One box down, she pulls the next off the shelf and tears the yellow packaging open to gaze briefly upon the neat, horizontal stacks of cookie.
2675
2676[21:28:22] @ A Lotta Moms : Rich, sweet rows of amber brown and soft yellow.
2677
2678[21:28:33] WheeljackDude : Buster looks at the cupboard full new Newtons. Fig, Strawberry, Apple, etc.
2679
2680[21:28:41] @ A Lotta Moms : She runs her hand over them, feeling their flavor.
2681
2682[21:28:56] @ A Lotta Moms : Absorbing their moistness through the skin of her fingertips.
2683
2684[21:29:20] @ A Lotta Moms : She lets out a gasp, the still-sweet aroma of fig lingering in her breath.
2685
2686[21:29:33] @ A Lotta Moms : Mixed with the less-pleasant odor of her own saliva.
2687
2688[21:29:34] WheeljackDude : Buster: Hey... Strawberry Newtons!
2689
2690[21:29:54] @ A Lotta Moms : As she tears into the stacks of Newton.
2691
2692[21:29:57] WheeljackDude : Buster pulls out a pack of Strawberry Newtons, and wolfs it down.
2693
2694[21:29:59] @ A Lotta Moms : With abandon.
2695
2696[21:30:22] @ A Lotta Moms : Losing control of herself, now grabbing soft, mushy handfuls of cookie.
2697
2698[21:30:57] WheeljackDude : Buster: (scoffs at Maria) I'm leaving you...
2699
2700[21:31:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Slathering it into her mouth, crumbs and cookie gel smeared across her lips and cheeks.
2701
2702[21:31:05] WheeljackDude : Buster exits Maria's house and slams the front door.
2703
2704[21:31:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Lost in Fig Heaven, she lets out a slow groan as her vision starts to fade...
2705
2706[17:53:12] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I met Rae when I was 8... She was a nice girl...
2707
2708
2709
2710[17:53:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: ...I just don't know what went wrong.
2711
2712[17:54:11] WheeljackDude : Rae: I decided to marry Arthur after we graduate high school...
2713
2714[17:55:58] WheeljackDude : Rae: Arthur finally decided to marry me...
2715
2716[17:56:13] WheeljackDude : Rae: (continued) And we have kids.
2717
2718[17:57:17] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: He was finally able to look past the bouts of hysteria.
2719
2720[17:57:09] WheeljackDude : Me: (to Adult Rae) What's your job?
2721
2722[17:57:55] WheeljackDude : Rae: I work at Lakewood Elementary.  I'm the soccer coach
2723
2724[17:58:00] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: And I'm a professional shampoo taster.
2725
2726[17:58:18] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: Did I mention that I can't feel the left side of my body?
2727
2728[17:58:39] WheeljackDude : Me: You can't feel your left half? Do you have a stroke?
2729
2730[18:01:40] WheeljackDude : Rae: My daughter is in first grade. She'll be playing soccer 2 years later.
2731
2732[18:01:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: No...but these cleaning agents sure are tasty! *takes a big swig of Drano*
2733
2734[18:02:19] WheeljackDude : Me: Rae! No!! (stops her from drinking Drano)
2735
2736[18:02:33] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: It's my jooobbbbbbggbbgh....
2737
2738[18:02:43] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Oh, don't worry. She does this every night.
2739
2740[18:03:02] WheeljackDude : Arthur's daughter: (to Rae) Mom! No!!
2741
2742[18:03:31] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae sits down in the kitchen, with a trickle of blood, urine and what's left of her bladder running down her leg...
2743
2744[18:03:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: Yep...goes right through ya!
2745
2746[18:03:58] WheeljackDude : Few days later, Rae was found dead.
2747
2748[18:04:14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Rae? Rae? Stop kidding around! Wake up!
2749
2750[18:04:21] WheeljackDude : Rae does not respond.
2751
2752[18:04:45] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Drano had better deliver that $100 taste-tester's fee!
2753
2754[18:04:53] WheeljackDude : Arthur and his kids put on black formal clothes.
2755
2756[18:05:15] WheeljackDude : The pallbearers arrived to put Rae in a casket.
2757
2758[18:05:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster shows up at the funeral dressed as a clown, telling jokes in a vain attempt to make everyone laugh.
2759
2760[18:05:44] WheeljackDude : When they arrived to the funeral...
2761
2762[18:06:05] WheeljackDude : Funeral director: We gathered today for the death of Rae Read...
2763
2764[18:06:25] @ A Lotta Moms : They open the casket, to find that Rae's body is missing.
2765
2766[18:06:28] WheeljackDude : Funeral Director: (continued) She was a beloved daughter, sister, and wife...
2767
2768[18:06:44] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Fern's huffing and puffing as she drags Rae's corpse down the road in broad daylight, and back to her house.
2769
2770[18:07:06] @ A Lotta Moms : To join the many sleeping friends she has stuffed in her closet.
2771
2772[18:59:12] WheeljackDude : Arthur's daughter: Dad, what are we going to do to Mom's clothes?
2773
2774[19:00:41] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: We'll give them to Buster. You know how much he loved to wear them.
2775
2776[01:57:13 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Fern: (dressed in swag clothes) Yo! Wassup, peeps?
2777
2778[01:57:37 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : George (as Wally): SWAG!
2779
2780[01:57:56 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Fern, you're jacking my style!
2781
2782[01:58:00 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : George sees Maria and Ladonna also in their swag clothes.
2783
2784[01:58:29 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Oh, shut up Buster! I personally picked out all of their clothes so that everyone could be as glamorous as moi!
2785
2786[01:58:35 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Don't ask me. I borrowed some of Gussie's old clothes...
2787
2788[01:59:27 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Ooh, so can you buy me some new clothes, too?
2789
2790[02:00:00 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Sure, but I'll have to charge you 150% of the original price to cover my fashion consulting fees.
2791
2792[02:00:25 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: 150% of the original price? Get real...
2793
2794[02:00:46 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: Muffy, can I pay you the remaining $2,399.99 balance in poems and used dental floss?
2795
2796[02:01:53 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy: How much money you got, Fern?
2797
2798[02:01:59 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky's so angry, he tears his $5,000 Armani off and throws it at Muffy's feet.
2799
2800[02:02:28 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And proceeds to pick Muffy up by her pigtails and launch her over the jungle gym.
2801
2802[02:02:41 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Maria adjusts her baseball cap.
2803
2804[02:03:00 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly arrives.
2805
2806[02:03:13 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly looks at all of them dressed like Justin Beiber.
2807
2808[02:03:19 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: What the fuck is this shit?
2809
2810[02:03:59 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: (shrugs shoulders) I don't know what are you talking about...
2811
2812[02:04:17 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James (to Molly): Mom, can I play Justin Beiber too?
2813
2814[02:04:46 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Molly: I'm not your mother. I'm your sister.
2815
2816[02:05:25 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly (to James): At least, that's what I'm supposed to say so that you don't find out the truth and grow up to be like Ted Bundy or, even worse, Jack Nicholson.
2817
2818[02:06:15 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James goes home and make no fewer than 9,000 prank calls using Jack Nicholson's voice.
2819
2820[02:07:17 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : James: (on the phone with Ladonna) Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
2821
2822[02:07:35 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy gets up, dizzy from bumping her head.
2823
2824[02:07:52 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: You betcha! Lemme tell you 'bout the time that...(Ladonna goes on for hours)
2825
2826[02:08:17 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna's so inspired that she tears off her clothes and dances down the street at 3 A.M.
2827
2828[02:08:33 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Mrs. MacDonald comes up to James from behind.
2829
2830[02:08:35 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Sipple sees her while he's having a nightly barbeque and calls the cops.
2831
2832[02:08:52 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Mrs. MacDonald: James MacDonald! What did I tell you about prank calls?!
2833
2834[02:09:10 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Sirens blare and lights flash as Ladonna, naked as the day she was bunnyborn, runs down the street in terror and glee.
2835
2836[02:09:22 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Oh, leave him alone you old bag!
2837
2838[02:09:44 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Mrs. MacDonald: I'm not old. I'm in my 30s!
2839
2840[02:10:25 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Cut it, Mom. We should just tell James the truth so he doesn't find out later and be emotionally scarred.
2841
2842[02:11:00 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James (to Mrs. MacDonald): Grandma?
2843
2844[02:11:51 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Lucy the Rabbit Girl with Red Hair in DW's class: Hi, James.
2845
2846[02:12:11 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James: Hey. Guess what I just found out?
2847
2848[02:12:21 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Lucy: What, James?
2849
2850[02:12:33 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly runs in and smacks James in the mouth, a line of spit shooting across the room.
2851
2852[02:12:48 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: James, what did I tell you about bringing that up?
2853
2854[02:12:58 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James: Sorry, Mom.
2855
2856[02:13:47 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : D.W.: Hey! I'll teach you a thing or two!
2857
2858[02:14:04 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : D.W. punches Molly between the legs as hard as she can.
2859
2860[02:14:19 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly doubles over in pain, and falls to the ground.
2861
2862[02:14:26 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Bud: (to the gray rabbit girl at his age) Hey, Lisa.
2863
2864[02:14:32 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Aaaaaghhhhh....grrrr....
2865
2866[02:15:01 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lisa: What do you want, Bud Compson?
2867
2868[02:15:26 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Bud: When we get older, you'll have to be my girlfriend.
2869
2870[02:15:51 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Bud: And don't tell Miss Morgan...
2871
2872[02:15:57 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lisa: We'll just see about that!
2873
2874[02:16:20 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lisa: Your sister told me you made a spaceship out of tin cans one time and flew to Mars.
2875
2876[02:16:28 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lisa: Well, did you?
2877
2878[02:16:48 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Bud: I'm 4! I can't do model kits, yet!
2879
2880[02:17:09 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lisa: But why would she lie?
2881
2882[02:17:19 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Rrrrgh...*cough*...
2883
2884[02:17:43 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly's still in great pain. She's grabbed D.W.'s dress, but can't muster the strength to pull her down.
2885
2886[02:17:54 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : One day, Arthur was strolling through the park with his friends, until...
2887
2888[02:18:24 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : A shadow who was behind Arthur conked him, puts on a burlap sack, and takes him to...
2889
2890[02:18:45 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : A shadow removes the sack from Arthur. Arthur is in the basement of Molly's house.
2891
2892[02:19:12 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Huh? Where am I?
2893
2894[02:19:19 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Two figures in cloaks in front of Arthur remove their hoods. They are these two Tough Customer girls...
2895
2896[02:19:24 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks around and sees Satanic images.
2897
2898[02:19:29 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: Hello, Arthur...
2899
2900[02:19:41 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: You again! What is this? Where's Buster?
2901
2902[02:19:42 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : TCAG: Welcome!
2903
2904[02:19:59 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur turns around. The shadow was actually Molly...
2905
2906[02:20:12 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Athur can hear Buster's high-pitched cries from the closet and sees his blue shirt rumpled up in the corner.
2907
2908[02:20:21 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: *trademark gasp*
2909
2910[02:20:33 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to Molly) Don't tell me that you played Guitar Hero...
2911
2912[02:20:41 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly approaches him and takes off his glasses.
2913
2914[02:21:24 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly smacks him so hard you can hear it down the block.
2915
2916[02:21:24 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : The Cat Girl and the Aardvark Girl took their cloaks off, only wearing their underwear.
2917
2918[02:21:43 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG steps on Arthur's glasses, breaking them.
2919
2920[02:22:00 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: (to TCAG) What's your next plan?
2921
2922[02:22:15 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: I told you not to tell anyone about our pool parties! Now you're going to pay...
2923
2924[02:22:52 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur was surrounded by the three bully girls. He has to manage to escape...
2925
2926[02:23:00 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG pulls out a bottle of vodka, and forces Arthur to drink it while Molly holds his nose so he has to open his mouth.
2927
2928[02:23:28 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster can still be heard thumping around in the closet.
2929
2930[02:23:39 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur feels woozy
2931
2932[02:23:55 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: What are we going to him, girl?
2933
2934[02:23:59 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : girls*
2935
2936[02:24:07 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly grabs another bottle and chugs it like it's water.
2937
2938[02:24:30 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly (furnishing a switchblade): Whatever we want!
2939
2940[02:25:00 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur sees Maria lying down in the basement.
2941
2942[02:25:18 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Maria! You gotta save me! These girls are nothing but trouble!
2943
2944[02:25:22 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But before she can go further, Buster manages to kick open the closet door.
2945
2946[02:25:42 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria's sitting there, whipping her bare back with a penance whip as she recites Bible verses.
2947
2948[02:25:49 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Rocking back and forth.
2949
2950[02:26:09 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's half tied-up and in his underwear. He runs at Molly and tackles her as the other girls look on, amused.
2951
2952[02:26:30 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: I want you to stare, Arthur!
2953
2954[02:26:53 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly's more amused than anything, and hugs Buster, laughing and rolling around with him in a pile of dirty laundry.
2955
2956[02:27:19 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's terrified, angry and trying to struggle, but Molly holds him and laughs.
2957
2958[02:27:44 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Nooooooo!
2959
2960[02:28:05 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur keeps backing up until he was trapped in the corner...
2961
2962[02:28:32 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : The Cat Girl keeps getting closer to him...
2963
2964[02:28:39 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster cracks open the basement window and is trying to squeeze out.
2965
2966[02:28:49 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly has his feet and is pulling him back.
2967
2968[02:29:10 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine (walking down the street outside): Buster...what on earth are you doing?
2969
2970[02:29:22 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to the Car Girl) What are you doing to me?!
2971
2972[02:29:27 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Francine! Help! Heeellllpppp!!!! (Buster extends his hand for help)
2973
2974[02:30:05 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Buster Baxter, I'm not going to fall for that one again! (remembering the time Buster tricked her by saying he had a question, then kissed her on the lips)
2975
2976[02:30:14 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She walks off.
2977
2978[02:30:44 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly yanks Buster back into the basement and stuffs a pair of underwear into his mouth to gag him.
2979
2980[02:31:35 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur can only see fuzzy since his glasses have been broken.
2981
2982[02:32:29 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur thinks to himself how he's clearly being taken advantage of, but at least it's not nearly as bad as what Cousin Mo does to him.
2983
2984[02:32:39 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur can still manage to see his jeans. TCAG holds them.
2985
2986[02:33:04 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG quickly pulls them down, revealing his underwear.
2987
2988[02:33:12 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : All three girls laugh and point at them.
2989
2990[02:33:21 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : They're greenish, with clown face designs.
2991
2992[02:33:43 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: What are you doing?!
2993
2994[02:34:03 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria looks on in horror, knowing she has to stop this unholy act from commencing.
2995
2996[02:34:17 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria walks up and whips Cat Girl with her self-flagellation penance whip.
2997
2998[02:35:00 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: Maria!
2999
3000[02:35:18 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly (to Buster): You like that, don't you?
3001
3002[02:35:46 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's crawled halfway through the window again.
3003
3004[02:35:49 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (puts his clothes on) There's the door! (points to the basement door)
3005
3006[02:36:09 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur goes upstairs to the door. He tries to turn the knob, but it was locked.
3007
3008[02:36:14 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster sees Brain walking down the street.
3009
3010[02:36:19 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Brain, heeeellllppp!!!!
3011
3012[02:36:27 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain: Buster? What?
3013
3014[02:36:39 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Molly cackles.
3015
3016[02:36:48 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Molly: Are you leaving, Arthur?
3017
3018[02:36:52 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain walks up to help him, but thinks about how paranoid Buster is with all of the alien stories he makes up.
3019
3020[02:37:06 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain: Sorry, Buster. This is clearly the product of your own paranoid imagination.
3021
3022[02:37:08 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain walks off.
3023
3024[02:37:12 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Nooooooo!!!!
3025
3026[02:37:38 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: (to the Cat Girl) Look! There's an alien!
3027
3028[02:37:52 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl: Arthur, come on! Stay! I have funnel cake for you!
3029
3030[02:38:20 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Really?
3031
3032[02:38:44 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Buster sees Ladonna from outside.
3033
3034[02:38:46 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl: Yes! It's in the closet.
3035
3036[02:38:54 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl: Just go in the closet, and you can have all you want.
3037
3038[02:39:24 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Ladonna! Help!!
3039
3040[02:39:25 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur runs upstairs to the door, manages to find the lock, and opens the door.
3041
3042[02:39:50 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur went to the closet, and found a funnel cake. He scarfs it down.
3043
3044[02:40:17 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Oh, Buster. Looks like yer all stuck! Did I ever tell you bout the time that Gussie done got stuck crawlin' through a sewer pipe an' blah blah blah...(Ladonna goes on for a half hour with a nonsense story, then walks off, forgetting she was supposed to help Buster).
3045
3046[02:40:49 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: Wait! Come back! Jenna! You gotta save me!
3047
3048[02:41:21 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Jenna: Buster! Oh, my goodness!
3049
3050[02:41:31 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Hopefully, Maria's whiplashes gets healed...
3051
3052[02:41:34 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Jenna walks up to help Buster. Buster's so happy that a good person has finally come to help.
3053
3054[02:41:49 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Both Buster and Maria run upstairs from the basement...
3055
3056[02:42:06 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But as Jenna comes closer, she realizes that if she helps Buster he'll be able to peek up her skirt and see that she's wearing a pull-up.
3057
3058[02:42:20 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Jenna: Uhm, sorry Buster...I...gotta go!
3059
3060[22:49:39 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Arthur:Fern,you have a stain on your shirt.
3061
3062[22:52:30 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Fern, your shirt is never clean. Just look at it! It's completely covered in purple stains!
3063
3064[22:53:15 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Fern: My blouse is always purple! With yellow edges....
3065
3066[22:53:48 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Brain:Yeah Fern,you need to wash that thing some time!
3067
3068[22:54:27 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster comes in, looks at Arthur for a moment
3069
3070[22:54:41 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Buster? What are you doing here?
3071
3072[22:55:09 24/07/14] MAO96 : HELLO AND LOOK AT MY STYLE
3073
3074[22:55:29 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Buster:I had to see you.Its about my dog
3075
3076[22:55:36 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster pauses for a second, then walks up to Arthur confidently, grabs his wrists and kisses him.
3077
3078[22:55:52 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern stares in amusement and horror.
3079
3080[22:56:02 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Arthur briefly gives in and returns it,but soon pushes him away
3081
3082[22:56:05 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Sue Ellen: Hey, guys?
3083
3084[22:56:27 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Oh, hey Sue Ellen. (wipes mouth)
3085
3086[22:56:28 24/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: WHY ARTHUR WHY DO YOU DENY YOUR FEELINGS FOR ME
3087
3088
3089[22:56:49 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur nudges Buster and says under his breath, "Not in front of the girls, Buster!"
3090
3091[22:57:21 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: You'll never stop me, Shredder! (Shredder is the antagonist of the TMNT cartoon show)
3092
3093[22:57:26 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Brain:It appears that Arthur and Buster have embarked on a homosexual relationship
3094
3095[22:57:30 24/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: Who gives a shit about the girls, Arthur?
3096
3097[22:57:56 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Arthur:I do
3098
3099[22:58:03 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: But what if they tell Ratburn! He'll be after us like he is Binky!
3100
3101[22:58:36 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Only Francine's supposed to know about this.
3102
3103[22:58:59 24/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: I
3104
3105[22:59:03 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Francine:I have a confession!
3106
3107[22:59:15 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Francine:I'm in love with Muffy!
3108
3109[22:59:24 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster pauses, and tries to take Arthur's hand.
3110
3111[22:59:35 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria tries to run from Shredder, but Shredder uses his lightning attack to turn her into a regular rabbit.
3112
3113[22:59:40 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : As if he didn't understand anything Arthur just told him.
3114
3115[23:00:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex appears, transforms into a T-Rex, and swallows Shredder in a single gulp!
3116
3117[23:00:28 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (about Alex) Grimlock? What are you doing here?
3118
3119[23:00:32 24/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: *tears welling up in the corners of his eyes* I don't mean anything to you, do I.
3120
3121[23:00:36 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He carries Maria off under his arm, heading for Prunella's house in hopes that she'll be able to lift the curse.
3122
3123[23:01:13 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks around nervously, not sure what to say.
3124
3125[23:01:39 24/07/14] Megne22 : Mr. Ratburn suddenly materializes out of nowhere
3126
3127[23:01:47 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria tucks her face into Alex's arm, as if it's a burrow for her to hide her shame.
3128
3129[23:01:57 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Alex: My mom can't afford a real Grimlock toy, so she bought me this: http://www.toyarchive.com/Transformers/Knockoffs/Grimlock2.html
3130
3131[23:02:19 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur does that funny thing with his glasses.
3132
3133[23:02:25 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Alex: She said it's the same toy, but this one costs cheaper.
3134
3135[23:02:29 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : "Buster, I don't know what you're talking about!"
3136
3137[23:03:07 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria looks up: Alex, you'll always be the real Grimlock to me! No matter how many Spader-Man toys your mom buys you!
3138
3139[23:03:33 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2010/01/spaderman-456.jpg
3140
3141[23:04:01 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Alex: I still remember this commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udBat-ovIsg
3142
3143[23:04:18 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Alex: It makes me wanna buy that T-Rex...
3144
3145[23:04:45 24/07/14] Megne22 : Mr. Ratburn: Hello class, I have decided to cancel your reading assignment for tonight! I have something much more exciting for you to do: a 15 page paper on capitalism! Anyone who does not turn it in by tomorrow will recieve an F- IN THE CLASS AND NEVER GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL! HAHAHA!
3146
3147[23:05:04 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: I promise I'll buy you one if you'll find a way to break this curse!
3148
3149[23:05:19 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I know how to break the curse... Go ask Henry Skreever!
3150
3151[23:05:23 24/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about!
3152
3153[23:05:34 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster proceeds to write 15 pages of random words in capital letters.
3154
3155[23:06:07 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And turns it in within 5 minutes.
3156
3157[23:06:37 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Arthur, I think you should listen to him. *nudge, nudge*
3158
3159[23:07:13 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Remember the Woogle fad? I still got mine! (pulls out a Woogle out of her backpack. It is a cyan-colored one)
3160
3161[23:07:21 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern's still standing there, still pissed off that Arthur insulted her purple coat.
3162
3163[23:07:43 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: My Woogle's name is Clyde...
3164
3165[23:07:49 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky: Wooo! (grabs the Woogle and gobbles it up)
3166
3167[23:07:59 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky: *BURP*
3168
3169[23:08:15 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: You can't eat a Woogle!
3170
3171[23:08:34 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Check out my Woogle! (shows Maria and Ladonna a Poogle)
3172
3173[23:08:45 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Arthur, tell them the truth or I'll show them the home movies we made!
3174
3175[23:08:57 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: HEY EVERYONE! LET'S GO TO THE FAIR!
3176
3177[23:09:11 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur's Friends: Yay!
3178
3179[23:09:19 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: That's right, the Elwood City Fair is tomorrow!
3180
3181[23:09:30 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: All-RIGHT!
3182
3183[23:09:44 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: Hey, Buster? How about we can go to Hurl-A-Whirl together tomorrow?
3184
3185[23:09:51 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern stands there, saying nothing.
3186
3187[23:10:00 24/07/14] Megne22 : Mr. Ratburn: *takes one look at the paper and scowls at Buster* I let you off very easy when you pulled stunts like these in the past, but I am not going to be so gracious this time. *pulls a lever revealing a trapdoor that opens under Buster's feet and sends him to the firey depths of Hell*
3188
3189[23:10:05 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: You betcha, if it's okay with Arthur.
3190
3191[23:10:49 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster howls in agony as his ears lash back and forth like fire lassoes.
3192
3193[23:11:04 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : *The Fair*
3194
3195[23:11:05 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Arthur:I don't....know...
3196
3197[23:11:07 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Tomorrow afternoon, Arthur and his friend go to Elwood City Fair. No sooner or later, Arthur notices Molly already at the fair...
3198
3199[23:11:33 24/07/14] Megne22 : Arthur: *gasps* guys, we have to go to Hell and save buster!!
3200
3201[23:11:38 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Buster is saved by St. Peter,who tells him his time has not yet come and sends him back to earth safely
3202
3203[23:11:46 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Slink and Toby are perched on top of the tent, throwing water balloons at people as they pass through
3204
3205[23:12:12 24/07/14] BionicBunny : St.Peter:Now don't go back there ever again! YOLO sucka!
3206
3207[23:12:13 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : The cat with the orange ponytail wasn't at the fair...yet.
3208
3209[23:12:28 24/07/14] Megne22 : Mr. Ratburn: *when he gets word that Buster was saved* Drat! Foiled again!
3210
3211[23:12:33 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Until the tent collapses from their weight. Slink hits the ground light as a feather since he weighs not more than 5 lbs.
3212
3213[23:12:42 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Rattles looks for his correspondent
3214
3215[23:13:04 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Toby breaks his leg and has to be hauled off screaming. Nobody much seems to care, since the Fair looks so happy and festive.
3216
3217[23:13:05 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Whom he's supposed to be receiving drugs from
3218
3219[23:13:22 24/07/14] Megne22 : meanwhile james commits suicide
3220
3221[23:13:23 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Tough Customer Aardvark Girl: Step in the roller coaster!
3222
3223[23:13:54 24/07/14] BionicBunny : He pushed a broom down his throat
3224
3225[23:14:20 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur and Muffy walks to the rollercoaster. TCAG activates it.
3226
3227[23:14:29 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : There's a large group of people - mostly younger kids - who've gathered around an exhibit that seems to involve a large hog being held down and slicked up with oil and grease, or some sort of lotion.
3228
3229[23:14:42 24/07/14] Megne22 : molly doesn't shed a tear at his funeral because she knew it would be inevitable
3230
3231[23:14:47 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James, Emily and DW are in the audience, smiling.
3232
3233[23:14:53 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : The roller coaster keeps on moving.
3234
3235[23:14:53 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Grandpa Dave is briefly seen pooping in the dunk pool
3236
3237[23:15:02 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Can you stop the machine?
3238
3239[23:15:27 24/07/14] BionicBunny : TCAG:Nah.
3240
3241[23:15:29 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster approaches the exhibit, suddenly adopting a strange European accent that can only be described as a bastardization of Italian, French and German.
3242
3243[23:15:30 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Tough Customer Aardvark Girl: Nope. (cackles)
3244
3245[23:15:40 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : lol @ Grandpa Dave.
3246
3247[23:15:57 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The hog is hoisted up by its legs as it looks around confused, oinking.
3248
3249[23:16:02 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But not too freaked out just yet.
3250
3251[23:16:07 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: There's one way we can settle this...Muffy, give me your shurikens!
3252
3253[23:16:17 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Grandma Thora and Mrs.MacGrady are also seen baking marijuana into their cookies for the bake sale
3254
3255[23:16:34 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster smiles, as the kids urge him to show them "how to do it" since he "does it best"
3256
3257[23:16:46 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy hands Arthur the shurikens. Arthur has to aim carefully at the machine.
3258
3259[23:16:48 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Buster:Aw,shucks...
3260
3261[23:17:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster explains in his strange accent how easy it is. He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a 1-foot long spike, and drives it into the poor hog's chest, piercing its heat.
3262
3263[23:17:20 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur tosses one shuriken, and it hits the activate lever.
3264
3265[23:17:34 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The hog squeals for dear life. Its cries are ear-piercing, but the kids just look on smiling.
3266
3267[23:17:56 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur tosses another one, and it hits one of the buttons, which causes the roller coaster to stop...
3268
3269[23:17:57 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The hog twitches, then falls still.
3270
3271[23:18:26 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur gets off the roller coaster. Muffy follows him afterwards.
3272
3273[23:18:54 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Arthur is tripped on the way down and gets a bruise.
3274
3275[23:18:55 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster proceeds to explain in detail how to slaughter the hog, pulls out a butcher knife, and does so. Blood, entrails and the stench of a Butcher Shop permeate the area.
3276
3277[23:19:24 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : TCAG: You'll pay for this, Arthur! (shakes her fist)
3278
3279[23:19:39 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Muffy goes to set up a kissing booth,and Francine is her first customer
3280
3281[23:19:42 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Only Carl stares on with a look of distress on his face.
3282
3283[23:20:12 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Carl then goes looking for buses and trains to "play" with.
3284
3285[23:20:19 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy sees Francine, and before she can ask what she's doing there, she gets a big sloppy kiss.
3286
3287[23:20:21 24/07/14] MAO96 : mrrw
3288
3289[23:20:28 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Meanwhile, Fern is getting a foot long hot dog at the fair.
3290
3291[23:20:41 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : In the middle of a sentence, it's monkeytongue in her mouth.
3292
3293[23:20:58 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Muffy is utterly appalled
3294
3295[23:21:01 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster approaches Fern, his hands still stained with hog blood.
3296
3297[23:21:05 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: Buster, where are you?
3298
3299[23:21:07 24/07/14] BionicBunny : But returns the kiss anyway
3300
3301[23:21:12 24/07/14] BionicBunny : To get attention
3302
3303[23:21:20 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Because Francine is a paying customer.
3304
3305[23:21:22 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Her father faints upon seeing the sight
3306
3307[23:21:27 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And turning her away would be bad business.
3308
3309[23:21:55 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Rattles is out in the parking lot, breaking into cars.
3310
3311[23:22:11 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Stealing various items out of the glove compartments.
3312
3313[23:22:23 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur notices the cat girl with an orange ponytail working in the funnel cake booth.
3314
3315[23:22:29 24/07/14] BionicBunny : He steals Arthur's dad's wallet,and finds pictures of him stripping
3316
3317[23:22:42 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Before Fern can bite into her footlong, Pal jumps up and snatches it.
3318
3319[23:22:44 24/07/14] BionicBunny : He casually slips them into his jacket pocket for later.
3320
3321[23:22:45 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to the cat girl) One funnel cake, please.
3322
3323[23:22:53 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: Aaagh! The dog's got my weiner!
3324
3325[23:23:25 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl hands Arthur a nice, sugary funnel cake as she simultaneously shoves another one into her mouth.
3326
3327[23:23:33 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And then another.
3328
3329[23:23:39 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She's really capitalizing on her job.
3330
3331[23:23:52 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Buster:(to. Fern) I'll get it!
3332
3333[23:23:53 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl burps.
3334
3335[23:24:23 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: That was a good funnel cake...
3336
3337[23:24:39 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl says as she's still scarfing the second one down.
3338
3339[23:25:04 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: And one more thing... Arthur: What?
3340
3341[23:25:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna walks up and reaches her very long arm over Arthur to grab a plastic fork.
3342
3343[23:25:19 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl farts.
3344
3345[23:25:24 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : The cat girl grabs Arthur and press her lips against his...
3346
3347[23:25:29 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur's horrified.
3348
3349[23:25:39 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Well, that too.
3350
3351[23:25:46 24/07/14] BionicBunny : He's torn between two lovers
3352
3353[23:25:52 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : So he's not sure whether or not to be turned on or horrified.
3354
3355[23:26:36 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Buster's still hard at work, singing the filthy songs of his forefathers as he tears out the hog's entrails.
3356
3357[23:27:02 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Drat! We only got ONE Funnel Cake Booth, and that crazy girl's keep munching on that sugary goodness!
3358
3359[23:27:17 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James, Emily and Amanda watch happily. MacGrady's supervising the whole thing, happy to hand down such valuable knowledge of survival to the younger generations.
3360
3361[23:27:38 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Hey, Muffy. Can I have some of your funnel cake? That cat girl ate mine.
3362
3363[23:27:42 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl farts again as she crams another funnel cake into her mouth.
3364
3365[23:27:43 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Nope.
3366
3367[23:27:55 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Shoving it down her throat with her raw fingers.
3368
3369[23:28:14 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Barely able to close her mouth it's so stuffed with dough.
3370
3371[23:28:25 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I'm gonna teach Kitty Katswell a lesson...
3372
3373[23:28:52 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: (yelling) My name is NOT Kitty Katswell!
3374
3375[23:28:52 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Suddenly, Binky bursts onto the scene wearing nothing but his swim trunks.
3376
3377[23:29:18 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Coming straight from the waterslide.
3378
3379[23:29:47 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He's so full of energy, he flails his arms in happiness, knocking people down like bowling pins.
3380
3381[23:30:00 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur sees Kieper sitting in the Dunk the Tank.
3382
3383[23:30:35 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur throws several balls, but can't seem to knock him into the tank.
3384
3385[23:30:50 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Since the lever is deliberately set so that it can't move.
3386
3387[23:30:54 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Drat!
3388
3389[23:31:19 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Both Ladonna and Alex riding in the Hurl-A-Whirl...
3390
3391[23:31:23 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine walks up and yanks it so hard it comes loose.
3392
3393[23:31:47 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Kieper falls down
3394
3395[23:31:51 24/07/14] BionicBunny : And drowns
3396
3397[23:31:53 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Keiper's still sitting safely above the water tank, so the kids just walk up and spit on him through the cage.
3398
3399[23:32:12 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : They proceed to piss on him through the metal grate as he lays there.
3400
3401[23:32:23 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : The Tough Customer Aardvark Girl is still angry at Arthur.
3402
3403[23:32:28 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky holds the back door to the tank shut so Keiper can't escape.
3404
3405[23:32:38 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Welcome back!
3406
3407[23:32:50 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : TCAG: Where are you, Arthur?
3408
3409[23:33:10 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: *screams* Oh my god! She's got a ball and chain!
3410
3411[23:33:25 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Keiper's screams are matched only by those of the second pig, who's just been hauled up for a likewise gruesome slaughtering.
3412
3413[23:33:39 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG starts flailing the ball and chain around over her head
3414
3415[23:33:49 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Like a barbarian warrior.
3416
3417[23:34:24 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Meanwhile, The aardvark girl from Miss Sweetwater's class puts TCAG in a sleeper hold from behind.
3418
3419[23:34:44 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur glances up across the fairgrounds, and sees Buster, who's now dressed in a red pinstriped shirt and straw hat.
3420
3421[23:35:10 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Standing on the same stage where he'd slaughtered the helpless hogs, doing a weird jig and telling jokes.
3422
3423[23:35:33 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Brown Dog: I think I like that guy (points to Buster)
3424
3425[23:35:38 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Preschoolers look on and laugh. Carl looks on in horror.
3426
3427[23:36:01 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG: Holy shit, Brown Dog! You finally broke out of the slammer!
3428
3429[23:36:21 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Buster looks for Arthur to give him another smooch
3430
3431[23:36:22 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brown Dog's trying to keep a low profile so the police don't re-apprehend him.
3432
3433[23:36:43 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Brown Dog: Yeah.. I got into a juvie weeks ago...
3434
3435[23:37:02 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But even Brown Dog couldn't pass up the chance to come to the fair. He was doing a 10-15 year stint for various gang-related activities.
3436
3437[23:37:21 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He's been hiding out at various Crips-owned safehouses on the outskirts of Elwood.
3438
3439[23:37:53 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Blonde Aardvark Girl from Mrs. Fink's Class: How about a taste of my naginata?
3440
3441[23:37:58 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brown Dog looks over as Buster has his tongue in Arthur's mouth.
3442
3443[23:38:17 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brown Dog: What the fuck?
3444
3445[23:38:52 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Blonde Aardvark Girl from Mrs. Fink's Class twirls her naginata in front of TCAG.
3446
3447[23:39:33 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brown Dog pulls out his 9 mm and aims it at Blonde Girl
3448
3449[23:40:00 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Meanwhile, the Cat Girl is feeling sick from eating too much funnel cake...
3450
3451[23:40:07 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But suddenly Rattles busts through the Fair barrier, having hotwired a pickup truck that he doesn't know how to drive!
3452
3453[23:40:50 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He slams right into Brown Dog, knocking him senseless.
3454
3455[23:41:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl keeps eating funnel cake, despite being on the verge of barfing
3456
3457[23:41:16 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Buster gets a slice of pizza from the pizza booth. He notices the Ninja Turtles are working in that booth...
3458
3459[23:41:17 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Because it's just s'damn good.
3460
3461[23:41:38 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: Thanks, Leonardo.
3462
3463[23:41:47 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Leonardo: You welcome, dude.
3464
3465[23:42:37 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Leonardo briefly removes his turtle mask to reveal that he's really Gerald
3466
3467[23:42:57 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : The cat girl is speaking in Russian, subtitled "Oh, man...now I'm REALLY sick..."
3468
3469[23:43:06 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : At which poing Freddy K. (dressed as Michaelangelo) smacks him upside the head and tells him to put his mask back on.
3470
3471[23:43:36 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Donatello: Come on, guys! Get back to work.
3472
3473[23:43:39 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl stumbles toward the trash bin to puke, but doesn't make it. Instead, she barfs all over James.
3474
3475[23:44:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly sees that her son's just been barfed all over and goes into kill mode.
3476
3477[23:44:29 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly tackles Cat Girl and they trade blows.
3478
3479[23:44:34 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: Oh, ****! (sees an angry Molly)
3480
3481[23:45:16 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly has Cat Girl subdued and is pounding her. Cat Girl manages to reach up and stuff a piece of funnel cake in Molly's mouth.
3482
3483[23:45:45 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly's so amazed at how tasty it is, she stops fighting and heads for the funnel cake stand.
3484
3485[23:45:47 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Molly spat out a piece of funnel cake, because she doesn't like it.
3486
3487[23:46:26 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl grabs a bottle of ketchup and squirts it all over Molly's face.
3488
3489[23:46:38 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly licks it all off, lickety split.
3490
3491[23:46:46 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : With licketysmackytomatosouplips.
3492
3493[23:47:05 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur orders a sno-cone, and he notices a burly rabbit boy dubbed "Bunnanaman".
3494
3495[23:47:11 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But remembers how much she loves ketchup, and sits down, drinking it straight from the bottle.
3496
3497[23:47:19 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Bunnanaman: What flavor you want?
3498
3499[23:47:31 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur can smell the pleasant, soothing aroma of bananas.
3500
3501[23:47:44 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Banana...
3502
3503[23:47:55 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur smiles, feeling slightly floaty
3504
3505[23:48:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster has his hands on Arthur's shoulders.
3506
3507[23:48:13 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Bunnanaman: Banana? Okay... (pours banana extract in the sno-cone)
3508
3509[23:48:22 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky busts onto the scene: Without me, there IS NO BANANA!
3510
3511[23:49:01 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky grabs the sno-cone out of Arthur's hands.
3512
3513[23:49:10 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : THERE IS NO BANANA!
3514
3515[23:49:15 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Hey! That's my sno-cone!
3516
3517[23:49:17 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky eats it in one bite.
3518
3519[23:49:44 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky screams inaudibly. His face goes red, and he passes out from the pressure.
3520
3521[23:49:52 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: (to Molly) Go eat a grilled **** sandwich, you stupid moron!
3522
3523[23:51:00 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Why don't you come and...(the remainder of what she says is censored by the sound of a bulldozer across the street)
3524
3525[23:51:52 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Next day... In the afternoon...
3526
3527[23:53:05 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Walter (the deer) can be seen at the Fair Grounds after the fair has closed down, sifting through the garbage and remnants of the crowd.
3528
3529[09:50:11] @ A Lotta Moms : SAILING INTO OBLIVION
3530
3531[09:50:26] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy and Bailey are preparing the Crosswire Yacht.
3532
3533[09:50:55] @ A Lotta Moms : She's invited her friends over for an adventure at sea.
3534
3535[09:50:58] WheeljackDude : Arthur was hiding somewhere in the Crosswire Yacht...
3536
3537[09:51:20] @ A Lotta Moms : John Morris has resurfaced, salty old dog that he is, and found work along the docks.
3538
3539[09:51:42] WheeljackDude : Maria and Ladonna are fishing...
3540
3541[09:52:03] @ A Lotta Moms : He looks up, the sea spray hitting his faces as he squints, looking outward unto the horizon.
3542
3543[09:52:25] @ A Lotta Moms : The seagulls can be heard overheard, their caws shrill and wanting.
3544
3545[09:52:29] WheeljackDude : Buster: I don't need a life jacket!
3546
3547[09:52:33] @ A Lotta Moms : As was the cry of the fishmongers.
3548
3549[09:53:12] WheeljackDude : Francine: Yes, you will, Buster! Life jacket will protect you!
3550
3551[09:53:13] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster throws his orange life jacket down as it hits the makeshift wooden pier, falling into the water and floating there.
3552
3553[09:53:40] WheeljackDude : Deep Six from G.I. Joe arrives to give the life jacket back to Buster.
3554
3555[09:53:48] @ A Lotta Moms : He looks down carelessly at the life jacket, noticing a dead fish six feet below the water.
3556
3557[09:54:00] WheeljackDude : Deep Six: You will need a life jacket to protect you.
3558
3559[09:54:22] WheeljackDude : Buster: Now I know!
3560
3561[09:54:24] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster glances at it, sensing what it portends but not entirely grasping the symbolism...
3562
3563[09:54:29] WheeljackDude : Deep Six: And knowing is half the battle!
3564
3565[09:55:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: I used to have your action figure!
3566
3567[09:55:34] @ A Lotta Moms : The whirling of the yacht engine begins as the kids gather from the docks and make their way on board.
3568
3569[09:56:12] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Let's do the role call... Miss Muffy?
3570
3571[09:56:25] @ A Lotta Moms : The yacht is medium-sized, but well-furnished with a white finish and light beige polished wood.
3572
3573[09:56:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: What is it?
3574
3575[09:57:21] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy wears her Summer bonnet, wrapped around her head with her scarf.
3576
3577[09:57:22] WheeljackDude : Bailey: I'm doing the role call. If I call your name, you say "Here", or "Present"...
3578
3579[09:57:55] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Oh, right. Ok... (Muffy's mind wanders as she watches the birds overhead in search of remains)
3580
3581[09:58:26] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Master Arthur?
3582
3583[09:58:42] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster sits next to Maria, still without a life jacket. Maria finds his hygiene repulsive, and promptly moves across the yacht interior.
3584
3585[09:58:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Here!
3586
3587[09:59:05] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Miss Francine?
3588
3589[09:59:06] @ A Lotta Moms : (Arthur's wearing Sally's white hat, which she gave him as a good luck charm)
3590
3591[09:59:19] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: I was born ready!
3592
3593[09:59:30] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Master Buster?
3594
3595[09:59:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster (hurt that Maria found him so repulsive): Here...
3596
3597[10:00:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy looks out as if she sees something further out at sea, as if in a trance.
3598
3599[10:00:09] WheeljackDude : Bailey: And go take a bath, or something... (pinches his nose)
3600
3601[10:00:36] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Okay, okay! (Buster gets up and jumps overboard into the water)
3602
3603[10:00:40] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Miss Maria?
3604
3605[10:01:29] @ A Lotta Moms : Which is quite shallow. He lands on his feet, the painful shock going up through his legs and stinging his hips as a line of blood falls out of his left nostril and down his white, exposed chest and belly.
3606
3607[10:01:35] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: ... ... ... (raises hand)
3608
3609[10:02:02] WheeljackDude : Bailey: And Miss Ladonna?
3610
3611[10:02:31] @ A Lotta Moms : John Morris approaches Buster, seeing that something's amiss. Morris tries his best to gather his senses through the usual haze of alcoholic confusion. "Buster, m'boy! Come here!" Morris pulls Buster out of the water.
3612
3613[10:02:36] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: You betcha!
3614
3615[10:03:24] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Okay... I got all the kids... Now... Let's go for an adventure!
3616
3617[10:03:32] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's dizzy, and can hear a faint ringing in his ears which drowns out the sound of the seagulls. The scent of saltwater is intensified from the injury.
3618
3619[10:04:04] @ A Lotta Moms : As the yacht takes off, a gentle spray of water cascades across the line of kids watching from the railing as they laugh.
3620
3621[10:04:23] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris has brought Buster aboard, and has decided to invite himself along for the ride.
3622
3623[10:04:42] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to Muffy) I don't think this yacht has room for Sue Ellen and Fern...
3624
3625[10:04:55] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster stumbles a little and joins the others as Mr. Morris sinks into a corner, sitting stop a barrel full of freshly-caught fish on ice.
3626
3627[10:05:23] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: I'd have invited Sue Ellen, but none of our seats are fat enough to seat her.
3628
3629[10:05:44] @ A Lotta Moms : A *da-bumpsh* sound effect can be heard.
3630
3631[10:06:07] WheeljackDude : Muffy: What happened?
3632
3633[10:06:28] @ A Lotta Moms : The yacht picks up speed. Buster sits down next to Maria, looking down at his feet, seemingly having forgotten how disgusted she was with him just moments before.
3634
3635[10:06:41] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: I think you made a funny, Muffy.
3636
3637[10:06:49] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine:
3638
3639[10:07:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Buster, are you okay? You look a little spaced out.
3640
3641[10:07:15] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Isn't he always a little spaced out?
3642
3643[10:08:02] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster stands up, the motion of the yacht making it a little difficult to do so.
3644
3645[10:08:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: I had the pear dream again (pronouncing again as "a-gayne")
3646
3647[10:09:31] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy squints, looking out to sea. She can faintly make out a pear shaped object amidst the gray of the midday fog several miles off. Unsure whether it's a mirage or another boat, she quickly forgets it as her mind wanders elsewhere.
3648
3649[10:10:13] WheeljackDude : Arthur sees the Seaponies from MLP. http://mylittlewiki.org/wiki/Category:Sea_Ponies
3650
3651[10:10:32] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to the Seaponies) Hey, guys!
3652
3653[10:10:45] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Woo, purdy! I want one!
3654
3655[10:11:01] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna reaches out in an attempt to grab one, which slips right out of her grubby hands.
3656
3657[10:11:39] WheeljackDude : Wavedancer: (to Ladonna) What are you doing?
3658
3659[10:11:53] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Just tryin' to give ya a hug!
3660
3661[10:12:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria smiels faintly, and gets up gentle from her seat to see the Seaponies.
3662
3663[10:12:14] @ A Lotta Moms : smiles*
3664
3665[10:12:29] WheeljackDude : Wavedancer: If you want me so bad, why don't you go to eBay to buy my toy?
3666
3667[10:12:37] @ A Lotta Moms : The ponies gather around Maria, sensing her gentle personality and feeling safer around her than the other, more aggressive kids.
3668
3669[10:13:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: I've got the whole set of you! I even have the special edition ones that never made it into stores!!
3670
3671[10:13:17] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Ahem! Bailey!
3672
3673[10:13:50] @ A Lotta Moms : Bailey nods, and casts out the fishing net over the Seaponies, who cry in fear and defeat, as Bailey follows orders and drags them aboard.
3674
3675[10:14:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris looks on, half-aware of what's happening.
3676
3677[10:14:10] WheeljackDude : Seawinkle: Put me back to the sea at one!
3678
3679[10:14:14] WheeljackDude : once*
3680
3681[10:14:50] WheeljackDude : Muffy: I got two pairs of water skis! Who wants to go first?
3682
3683[10:14:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine hears a slight ringing and looks up to see the gray pear shaped object, which is still several miles away but now close enough to be more distinctly visible amidst the waves.
3684
3685[10:15:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Muffy, what's that?
3686
3687[10:15:14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy looks out, but the object has disappeared.
3688
3689[10:15:18] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: What?
3690
3691[10:15:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: ...nothing, I guess...
3692
3693[10:15:46] WheeljackDude : All of Muffy's friends raised their hands to go water skiing.
3694
3695[10:15:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna (about the skis): Ooh, me me me!
3696
3697[10:16:00] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna proceeds to grab the skis and put them on anxiously.
3698
3699[10:16:01] WheeljackDude : Muffy: How about... Buster and...
3700
3701[10:16:34] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Did I ever tell y'all 'bout the time my dad took me water skiing and we got all swallered up by a whale?
3702
3703[10:16:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Yeah, we heard that one. Three times.
3704
3705[10:17:01] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Arthur, install the cable for water skiing!
3706
3707[10:17:14] WheeljackDude : Muffy: And tie it tight!
3708
3709[10:17:43] @ A Lotta Moms : Bailey approaches Morris, who's still sitting slumped down in the corner singing away at the filthy songs of his forefathers.
3710
3711[10:17:53] @ A Lotta Moms : Bailey: Are you quite all right, Mr. Morris?
3712
3713[10:18:05] WheeljackDude : Arthur installs the water ski cables.
3714
3715[10:18:32] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris looks up at Bailey briefly, half-registerting his presence, before looking back down and outward to the sea.
3716
3717[10:18:46] WheeljackDude : Arthur ties the cables tight as Muffy told him.
3718
3719[10:19:04] WheeljackDude : Muffy: (to Buster and Ladonna) You two ready?
3720
3721[10:19:09] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster fastens the skis but only half-attaches the harness.
3722
3723[10:19:38] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: ...hyeaahhhh.
3724
3725[10:19:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: You betcha!
3726
3727[10:19:59] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Okay, let's go!
3728
3729[10:20:41] @ A Lotta Moms : As he sits there, Morris can hear a slight ringing and gradual thumping sensation through his body. Through his haze, he can make out what appears to be a floating skull roughly 100 feet outwards above the ocean.
3730
3731[10:21:16] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris, in a somewhat Scottish accent: I have lived long enough. My way of life is fall'n into the sear, the yellow leaf...
3732
3733[10:21:35] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris: ...and that which should accompany old age, as honour, love, obedience, troops of friends,
3734
3735[10:21:54] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris: I must not look to have; but, in their stead, curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honour, breath, Which the poor heart would fain deny, and dare not.
3736
3737[10:22:16] WheeljackDude : The yacht's engine begins to start.
3738
3739[10:22:38] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks at Morris briefly as if to say, "wtf?"
3740
3741[10:22:50] @ A Lotta Moms : But his attention shifts back to the skiing.
3742
3743[10:22:55] WheeljackDude : Buster waves at Sue Ellen from a distance.
3744
3745[10:23:20] @ A Lotta Moms : Sue Ellen stands at the docks, with rather an angry look on her face at not having been invited on board.
3746
3747[10:23:29] WheeljackDude : Buster: Hey, Sue Ellen! You borrowed one of the another Crosswire yachts?
3748
3749[10:23:37] @ A Lotta Moms : She holds a cold, raw fish in her hand that she's just purchased from the fishmongers.
3750
3751[10:24:06] @ A Lotta Moms : She raises its head to her mouth, and squarely bites of off in a single, voracious crunch.
3752
3753[10:24:35] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster loses his appetite at the sight, his distress visible in his eyes.
3754
3755[10:24:37] WheeljackDude : Buster sees Molly on the jet ski.
3756
3757[10:24:49] WheeljackDude : Buster: Looks like we got a welcoming committee...
3758
3759[10:25:02] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly deliberately drives close just so she can spray water on Buster.
3760
3761[10:25:24] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly's limbs have grown curiously longer, as if she's aged miraculously.
3762
3763[10:25:43] WheeljackDude : Buster kicked Molly's jet ski. Hard.
3764
3765[10:25:55] @ A Lotta Moms : A medium fog still lingers, mixed with the lively sea spray. Only certain areas are visible.
3766
3767[10:26:16] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's foot stings as he shouts in pain. The jet ski doesn't budge.
3768
3769[10:26:41] @ A Lotta Moms : As Molly gets closer, she looks up at Buster curiously, as if she's just noticed that something is very, very wrong.
3770
3771[10:26:54] @ A Lotta Moms : But something that only she seems to notice at this point in time.
3772
3773[10:27:12] WheeljackDude : Molly: You're no match for my Kawasaki JF650! http://www.servicerepairmanualonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/89-95-kawasaki-jet-ski-ts-tandem-sport-650-service-repair-workshop-manual.jpg
3774
3775[10:27:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Her mouth is agape, but before she can ask him anything she draws back on the jet ski, fading into the mist and out of sight.
3776
3777[10:27:34] WheeljackDude : Molly cackles.
3778
3779[10:28:10] @ A Lotta Moms : But as she rides off, Buster, can see the logo, "Kawasaki JF650 2017 Model"
3780
3781[10:28:43] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Muffy, look at your cell phone. (Buster has a look of fear and dread on his face)
3782
3783[10:28:51] @ A Lotta Moms : Buser: What year does it say?
3784
3785[10:29:13] WheeljackDude : Maria was listening to the Power of Love from Back to the Future on her iPod...
3786
3787[10:29:43] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: What? I didn't hear you.
3788
3789[10:30:02] @ A Lotta Moms : There's a strange buzzing overhead, and Buster seems to lose his train of thought.
3790
3791[10:30:23] WheeljackDude : Buster: (loudly) What does it say on your cell phone, Muffy?!
3792
3793[10:30:38] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: Guys, wasn't Mr. Morris just sitting there? (points to the fish barrel, which is now vacant)
3794
3795[10:31:22] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Uhm...lessee...it says...oh, shoot! My battery's dead.
3796
3797TO BE CONTINUED...