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2  "black": ["'This is madness!' 'No. THIS IS `____`!'","2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for `____`.","25% dark matter, and 70% `____`.","`____` be all like `____`.","`____` was totally worth the trauma.","`____`: Achievement unlocked.","`____` would be woefully incomplete without `____`.","`____` may pass, but `____` will last forever.","`____` will never be the same after `____`.","`____`. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.","`____`: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for `____`!","`____`. That's why mums go to Iceland.","`____`: Once you pop, the fun don't stop!","`____`? Jim'll fix it!","A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to `____`.","A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of `____`.","A study published in Nature this week found that `____` is good for you in small doses.","A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with `____`.","A wise man said, 'Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about `____`.'","ABC presents \"The Story of `____`\".","According to Arizona's stand-your-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're `____`.","Action Stations! Action Stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for `____`!","Adventure. Romance. `____`. From Paramount Pictures, '`____`.'","After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by `____`.","After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on \"More `____`!\"","After months of practice with `____`, I think I'm finally ready for `____`.","Airport security guidelines now prohibit `____` on airplanes.","Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. That time has come to commence Operation `____`.","Amazon with only `____` and his wits.","America is hungry. America needs `____`.","An international tribunal has found `____` guilty of `____`.","And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for `____`!","And in the end, the dragon was not evil; he just wanted`____`.","And the BAFTA for `____` goes to `____`.","And today's soup is Cream of `____`.","And what did you bring for show and tell?","And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or `____`?","Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? I think I am, B2: it's `____` time!","Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with `____`: priceless.","Art isn't just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is `____`.","As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?","As my New Year's resolution, I vow to give up `____`.","As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without `____` in his dressing room.","As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for `____`.","As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive `____`.","As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will recieve `____`.","As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and `____`.","Astronomers have discovered that the universe consists of 5% ordinary matter,","Aw babe, your burbs smell like `____`.","Backers who supported Tabletop at the $25,000 level were astonished to recipe `____` from Wil Wheaton himself.","Barack Obama `____`.","Barack Obama Height.","Barack Obama net worth.","Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into `____`.","Because you enjoyed `____`, we thought you'd like `____`.","Before `____`, all we had was `____`.","Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with `____`.","Before swallowing his pride and a cyanide pill, Adolf whispered to Eva, 'Sorry about `____`'.","Behind every powerful man is `____`.","Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of `____`.","Best you go back where you came from, now. We don't take too kindly to `____` in these parts.","Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us `____`.","Bob Ross's little-known first show was called 'The Joy of `____`.'","BowWOW! is the first pet hotel in LA that offers `____` for dogs.","But wait, there's more! If you order `____` in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in `____` absolutely free!","Buzzfeed presents 10 pictures of `____` that look like `____`.","Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate `____` in the workplace.","Can't you see? The Jews are behind everything – the banks, the media, even `____`!","Cancel all my meetings. We've got a situation with `____` that requires my immediate attention.","Channel 4 presents `____`, the story of `____`.","Channel 5's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with `____`.","Channel 9 is pleased to present its new variety show, \"Hey Hey It's `____`.\"","Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out `____`.","Christmas.","CNN breaking news! Scientists discover `____`.","Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world-famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy `____` by the poolside.","Coming this spring from BioWare, Mass Effect: `____`.","Coming to Red Lobster ® this month, `____`.","Coming to the West End this year, `____`: The Musical.","Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to off a salary, we can off you `____`.","Corruption. Betrayal. `____`. Coming soon to Netflix, 'House of `____`.'","Crikey! Ive never seen `____` like this before! Let's get a bit closer.","Critics are raving about HBO's new Game Of Thrones spin-off, '`____` of `____`.'","CTV presents `____`, the story of `____`.","Daddy, why is mummy crying?","Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, and live like you're `____`.","Dear Agony Aunt, I'm having some trouble with `____` and I need your advice.","Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your","Dear Mom and Dad, Camp is fun. I like capture the flag. Yesterday, one of the older kids taught me about `____`. I love you, Casey","Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of `____` has denied your request for `____`.","Do not fuck with me! I am literally `____` right now.","Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew `____`!","Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is `____` ? Zoloft.","Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become '`____` Friday.'","Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with `____`.","Don't worry, kid. It gets better. I've been living with `____` for 20 years.","Donald Trump has nominated `____` for his VP.","Donald Trump's first act as president was to outlaw `____`.","During high school I never really fit in until I found `____` club.","During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into `____`.","During my first game of D&D I accidentally summoned `____`.","Errbody in the club `____`.","Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about `____`.","Every step towards `____` gets me a little bit closer to `____`.","Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That's the presence of `____` in this room.","Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for `____`.","Excuse me, waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like `____`.","Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife #`____`.","Finally! A service that delivers `____` right to your door.","For my turn, I will spend four gold and allocate all three workers to `____`.","Forget everything you know about `____`, because now we've supercharged it with `____`!","From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life. Today on our program, `____`. Stay with us.","Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with `____` instead.","Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: `____`.","Girls just wanna have `____`.","Google Calendar alert: `____` in 10 minutes.","GREETINGS HUMANS / I AM `____` BOT / EXECUTING PROGRAM.","Having problems with `____`? Try `____`!","Having the worst day EVER. #`____`","Having tired of poetry and music, the immortal elves now fill their days with `____`.","He who controls `____` controls the world.","Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of `____` , and I will not tolerate `____`!","Help me doctor, I've got `____` in my butt!","Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we all students to explore `____` at their own pace.","Here lies First Last, Year-2015, devoted friend, lover of `____`.","Here's what you can expect for the new year. / Out: `____` / In: `____`.","Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you `____`.","Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about `____`!","Hey, whatever happened to Renee Zellweger?","Hey, you guys want to try this awesome new game? It's called `____`.","Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into `____`, and I love to have a good time.","Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled '`____`.' Can you explain?","Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight!","Honey, Mommy and Daddy love you very much. But apparently Mommy loves `____` more than she loves Daddy.","Housekeeping! You want `____`?","How am I compensating for my tiny penis?","How are the writers of Cards Against Humanity spending your $25?","How did Stella get her groove back?","I am become `____`, destroyer of `____`!","I can't believe Netflix is using `____` to promote House of Cards.","I don't believe in God. I believe in `____`.","I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with `____`.","I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Micheal Jordan of `____`.","I get by with a little help from `____`.","I got rhythm, I've got music, I've got `____`. Who could ask for anything more?","I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, `____`.","I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called `____`starter.","I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with `____`.","I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like `____`.","I really hope my grandma doesn't ask me to explain `____` again.","I spent my whole life working toward `____`, only to have it ruined by `____`.","I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like `____`.","I went from `____` to `____`, all thanks to `____`.","I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus.","I work my ass off all day for this family, and this what I come home to? `____`!?","I'll take the BBQ bacon burger with friend egg and fuck it how about `____`.","I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm `____`.","I'm Bobby Flay, and if you can't stand `____` get out of the kitchen!","I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place for `____` on the Citadel.","I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of `____`.","I'm not going to lie. I despise `____`. There, I said it.","I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for `____`.","I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by `____`.","I'm sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to `____`.","I'm sorry, Sir, but I couldn't complete my homework because of `____`.","I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow `____` at the country club.","I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn't cover injuries caused by `____`.","I'm sorry,Sir, but I couldn't complete my homework because of `____`.","I've had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw `____`.","If at first you don't succeed, try `____`.","If God didn't want us to enjoy `____`, he wouldn't have given us `____`.","If you can't handle `____`, you'd better stay away from `____`.","If you had to describe me, the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?","If you need him to, Remy Danton can pull some strings and get you `____`, but it'll cost you.","In 2019, Donald Trump eliminated our national parks to make room for `____`.","In a pinch, `____` can be a suitable substitute for `____`.","In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the National Museum of Australia has opened an interactive exhibit on `____`.","In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between `____` and `____`.","In Australia, `____` is twice as big and twice as deadly.","In bourgeois society, capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is `____`.","In her latest feature-length film, Tracy Beaker struggles with `____` for the first time.","In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of `____`.","In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with `____`.","In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of `____`.","In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from `____`.","In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated `____`.","In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between `____` and `____` (p<.05).","In return for my soul, the Devil promised me `____`, but all I got was `____`.","In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to `____`.","In the 1950s, psychologists prescribed `____` as a cure for homosexually.","In the beginning, there was `____`. And the Lord said, 'Let there be `____`.'","In the distant future, historians will agree that `____` marked the beginning of America's decline.","In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of `____`.","In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Sheppard must save the galaxy from `____`.","In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure `____` for all eternity.","In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized `____` in the lab.","In Wormwood Scrubs, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for `____`.","infinite wisdom with a humble offering of `____`.","Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives bad children `____`.","Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's `____` and `____`!","Introducing X-Treme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with `____`!","It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from `____`.","It turns out The Reapers didn't want to destroy the galaxy. They just wanted `____`.","It's 3 AM.","It's Morphin' Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl!","It's not delivery. It's `____`.","James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: `____`.","Jesus is `____`.","Kids these days with their iPods and their Internet. In my day, all we needed to pass the time was `____`.","Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by `____`.","Leni Riefenstahl's last movie was called Triumph of `____`.","Let me tell you about my new startup. It's basically `____`, but for `____`.","Life for Aboriginal people was forever changed when the white man introduced them to `____`.","Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without `____`.","Lifetime ® presents \"`____` the story of `____`\".","Like `____`, State Farm is there.","Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me `____`.","Listen, son. If you want to get involved with `____`, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of `____`.","Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and `____`.","Looking to make big bucks? Learn how to make `____` work for you!","Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're `____`.","LSD + `____` = really bad time.","Man, this is bullshit. Fuck `____`.","Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience `____`.","Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits `____` against `____`.","Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me `____`.","Most Americans would not vote for a candidate who is openly `____`.","My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of `____`.","My grandfather worked his way up from nothing.","My gym teacher got fired for adding `____` to the obstacle course.","My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of `____` and `____`.","My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found `____`.com/`____`.","My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for `____`.","My new favorite porn star is Joey \"`____`\" McGee.","My plan for world domination begins with `____`.","Next on ESPN2, the world series of `____`.","Next on Nine's Wide World of Sports: The World Championship of `____`.","Next on Sky Sports: The World Championship of `____`.","Next season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive the depths of the Amazon with only `____` and his wits.","Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about `____`.","No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on `____`.","No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let `____` ruin this wedding.","Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and `____`.","Now in bookstores: 'The Audacity of `____`' by Barack Obama.","Now on Netflix: Jiro Dreams Of `____`.","O Canada, we stand on guard for `____`.","Oh no! Siri, how do I fix `____`?","Oi! Show us `____`!","On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and `____`.","One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with `____`.","Only two things in life are certain: death and `____`.","Ooo, daddy like `____`.","Oprah's book of the month is '`____` For `____`: A Story of Hope.'","Our relationship is strictly professional. Let's not complicate things with `____`.","Patient presents with `____` . Likely a result of `____` .","Poor Brandon, still living in his parent's basement. I heard he never got over `____`.","Press (down)(down)(back)(forward)(B) to unleash `____`.","Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in `____`. This is normal.","Qantas now prohibits `____` on airplanes.","Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with `____`.","Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm `____`!","Science will never explain `____`.","Science will never explain the origin of `____`.","Senator, I trust you enjoyed `____` last night. Now, can I count on your vote?","She's a lady in the streets, `____` in the sheets.","She's just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and `____`.","She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for `____`.","Sir, we found you passed out naked on the side of the road. What's the last thing you remember?","Siskel and Ebert have panned `____` as 'poorly conceived' and 'sloppily executed.'","Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want `____`.","Son, take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like `____`.","Sorry everyone, I just `____`.","Summer lovin', had me a blast. `____`, happened so fast.","The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in `____`.","The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to `____`.","The Discovery Channel presents: `____` week.","The elders of the Ibo tribe of Nigeria recommend `____` as a cure for impotence.","The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, `____`, acceptance.","The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of `____`.","The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of `____`.","The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about `____`.","The Natural History Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on `____`.","The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take `____` everywhere you go.","The Royal Ontario Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on `____`.","The school excursion was completely ruined by `____`.","The school field trip was completely ruined by `____`.","The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and `____`.","The six things I could never do without: oxygen, facebook, chocolate, netflix, friends, and `____` LOL!","The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on `____`.","The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to `____` is a basic human right.","The TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to `____`.","The theme for next year's Eurovision Song Contest is \"We are `____`.\"","The top Google auto-complete results for 'Barack Obama':","The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is `____`.","The Westboro Baptist Church is now picketing soldiers' funerals with signs that read ‘GOD HATES `____`.'","Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was `____`!","There is no God. It's just `____` and then you die.","There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees `____`.","They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put `____` inside of `____`. They were wrong.","This Friday at the Liquid Lunge, it's `____` Night! Ladies drink free.","This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of `____` to save","This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or `____`.","This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of `____`.","This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for `____`.","This month's Cosmo: \"Spice up your sex life by bringing `____` into the bedroom.\"","This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the","This year's hottest album is '`____`' by `____`.","To become a true Yanomamo warrior, you must prove that you can withstand `____` without crying out.","To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of `____`.","Today on Buzzfeed: 10 pictures of `____` that look like `____`!","Today on Jerry Springer: \"Help! My son is `____`!\"","Today on Maury: \"Help! My son is `____`!\"","Today on Mythbusters, we find out how long `____` can withstand `____`.","Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about `____` could kill you.","Tonight on SNICK: 'Are You Afraid of `____`?'","Tonight, we will have sex. And afterwards, if you'd like, a little bit of `____`.","Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! `____`!","Trump's great! Trump's got `____`. I love that.","TSA guildlines now prohibit `____` on airplanes.","Turns out my spirit animal is `____`.","Turns out that `____`-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.","Up next on Nickelodeon: 'Clarissa Explains `____`.'","Wait, I came here to buy socks. How did I wind up with `____`?","Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their `____`.","We do not shake with our left hands in this country. That is the hand we use for `____`.","We never did find `____`, but along the way we sure learned a lot about `____`.","We were the two best hand-to-hand combatants on the ship. I had reach, but she had `____`.","We're not like other news organizations. Here at Slugline, we welcome`____` in the office.","Well if `____` is a crime, then lock me up!","Well if `____` is good enough for `____`, it's good enough for me.","Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for `____`.","Well, shit. My eyes ain't so good, but I'll eat my own boot if that ain't `____`!","Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with `____`.","What am I giving up for Lent?","What are all those whales singing about?","What are school administrators using to curb rampant teenage pregnancy?","What are two cards in your hand that you want to get rid of?","What broke up the original Wiggles?","What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?","What did I bring back from Amsterdam?","What did I bring back from Bali?","What do you see?","What don't you want to find in your Mongolian beef?","What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?","What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?","What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter?","What kept Margaret Thatcher busy in her waning years?","What killed my boner?","What left this stain on my couch?","What made Spock cry?","What really killed the dinosaurs?","What sucks balls?","What totally destroyed my asshole?","What turned me into a Republican?","What will end racism once and for all?","What's a total waste of Hillary Clinton's time?","What's about to take dance floor to the next level?","What's fun until it gets weird?","What's harshing my mellow, man?","What's making things awkward in the sauna?","What's so important right now that you can't call your mother?","What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?","What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed?","What's the gayest?","What's the gift that keeps on giving?","What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town?","What's the most problematic?","What's the next superhero?","What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate?","What's wrong with these gorillas?","When all else fails, I can always masturbate to `____`.","When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and `____`.","When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 20-metre statue to commemorate `____`.","When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of `____`.","When I am Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, I will create the Ministry of `____`.","When I am Prime minister, I will create the Ministry of `____`. Air Canada guidelines now prohibit `____` on airplanes.","When I pooped, what came out of my butt?","When I was a kid we used to play Cowboys and `____`.","When I'm in prison, I'll have `____` smuggled in.","When you get right down to it, `____` is just `____`.","When you go to the polls on Tuesday, remember: a vote for me is a vote for `____`.","Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time?","Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.","WHOOO! God damn I love `____`!","Why am I broke?","Why am I laughing and crying and taking off my clothes?","Why am I so tired?","Why did the chicken cross the road?","Why won't you make love to me anymore? Is it `____`?","With a one-time gift of just $10, you can save this child from `____`.","With enough time and pressure, `____` will turn into `____`.","Y'all ready to get this thing started? I'm Nick Cannon, and this is America's Got `____`.","Yo' mama's so fat she `____`!","You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with `____` every day.","You can be `____`, and I'll be `____`.","You can't wait forever. It's time to talk to your doctor about `____`.","You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on `____`, and then there's some stuff about `____`, and then it ends with `____`.","You have been waylaid by `____` and must defend yourself.","You haven't truly lived until you've experienced `____` and `____` at the same time.","You know who else liked `____`? Hitler.","You say tomato, I say `____`.","You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious `____` Bloopers!","You won't believe what's in my pussy. It's `____`.","You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon `____`!","Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: `____`.","Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with `____` alone."]
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bit of slap and tickle.","A black friend.","A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.","A black-alley abortion from a Mexican cyborg doctor.","A bleached arsehole.","A bloody pacifier.","A boo-boo.","A botched circumcision.","A bowl of gourds.","A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.","A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box.","A box within a box.","A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.","A box-shaped man.","A box.","A boxing match with a giant box.","A brain tumour.","A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.","A Burmese tiger pit.","A burrito that's just sour cream.","A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour.","A buttload of candy.","A caress of the inner thigh","A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.","A CGI dragon.","A Chealsea smile.","A cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing.","A childless marriage.","A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.","A cold and indifferent universe.","A constant need for validation.","A cop who is also a dog.","A crappy little hand.","A crazy little thing called love.","A creature made of penises that must constantly arouse itself to survive.","A creepy child singing a nursery rhyme.","A cute, fuzzy koala, but it has chlamydia.","A dance move that's just sex.","A decent fucking internet connection.","A dick so big and so black that not even light can escape its pull.","A didgeridildo.","A disappointing salad.","A disappointing season of Tabletop that's just about tables.","A dollop of sour cream.","A dolphin that learns to talk and becomes the Dead of Harvard Law School.","A double murder suicide barbeque.","A duffel bag full of lizards.","A dwarf who won't leave you alone until you compare penis size.","A face full of horse cum.","A fair go.","A falcon with a box on its head.","A fanny fart.","A fart.","A fat bald man from the internet.","A father and son fighting each other over the last scrap of bread.","A finger up the butt.","A five-litre goon bag.","A Fleshlight.","A floor that is literally made of lava.","A foetus.","A for-real lizard that spits blood from its eyes.","A fortuitous turnip harvest.","A framed photocopy of an oil painting of Paris, France.","A fully-dressed female videogame character.","A gay sorcerer who turns everyone gay.","A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.","A genetic predisposition for alcoholism.","A German-style board game where you invade Poland.","A ghoul.","A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory.","A giant powdery manbaby.","A giant squid in a wedding gown.","A ginger's freckled ballsack.","A gnawing sense of dread.","A greased-up Matthew McConaughey.","A grumpy old Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else.","A gun that shoots cobras.","A hazmat suit full of farts.","A headache that's definitely cancer.","A heart that is two sizes too small and that therefore cannot pump an adequate amount of blood.","A Hitachi Magic Wand.","A homemade cum-stained Star Trek uniform.","A homoerotic subplot.","A hopeless amount of spiders.","A horse with no legs.","A hug.","A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for One.","A Japanese whaling operation.","A Joyless vegan party.","A kiss on the lips.","A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.","A legitimate reason to commit suicide.","A liberal bias.","A lifetime of internalized guilt.","A literal tornado of fire.","A little bit of schmutz right there.","A long business meeting with no obvious purpose.","A low standard of living.","A mad cow.","A madman who lives in a police box and kidnaps women.","A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women.","A magic hippie love cloud.","A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people.","A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography.","A man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies.","A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.","A man on the brink of orgasm.","A man who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle.","A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat.","A man-shaped box.","A manhole.","A marriage-destroying game of The Resistance.","A massive collection of child pornography.","A medium horchata.","A misty room full of glistening egg sacs.","A Molson muscle.","A mouthful of potato salad.","A much younger woman.","A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido.","A mysterious floating orb.","A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world.","A neck beard that is 10% cheese.","A negative body image that is totally justified.","A nice cup of tea.","A nuanced critique.","A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana.","A panty raid.","A passionate Latino lover.","A peyote-fueled vision quest.","A pile of squirming bodies.","A pizza guy who fucked up.","A piñata full of scorpions","A planet-devouring space worm named Rachel.","A plunger to the face.","A posh wank.","A possible Muslim.","A powered exoskeleton.","A PowerPoint presentation.","A primordial soup and salad bar.","A Pringle ®.","A Pringles ® can full of screams.","A protagonist with no qualities.","A protracted siege.","A reason not to commit suicide.","A rival dojo.","A sad fat dragon with no friends.","A saxophone solo.","A self-microwaving burrito.","A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness.","A sex goblin with a carnival penis.","A sexy naked interactive theater thing.","A shiny rock that proves I love you.","A sick burnout.","A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver.","A six-point plan to stop the boats.","A slab of VB and a pack of durries.","A slightly shittier parallel universe.","A slowly encroaching circle of wolves.","A smile or just a nod.","A smiling black man, a latina businesswoman, a cool asian, and some whites.","A sober Irishman who doesn't care for potatoes.","A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries.","A sofa that says 'I have style, but I like to be comfortable.'","A soggy Sao.","A soulful rendition of 'Ol' Man River.'","A spontaneous conga line.","A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles.","A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat.","A stingray barb through the chest.","A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days.","A supermassive black hole.","A surprising amount of hair.","A sweaty, panting leather daddy.","A sweet spaceship.","A table for one at The Cheesecake Factory.","A team of lawyers.","A teenage boy gunning for a hand job.","A terrified fat child who won't come out of the bushes.","A thousand Scottish warriors lifting their kilts in unison.","A Tim Hortons franchise.","A tiny fireman who puts out tiny fires.","A toxic family environment.","A turd.","A Ugandan warlord.","A vagina that leads to another dimension.","A vague fear of something called ISIS.","A vindaloo poo.","A visually arresting turtleneck.","A web of lies.","A weed elemental who gets everyone high.","A weird guy who says weird stuff and weirds me out.","A Wesley Crusher blow-up doll.","A white van man.","A whole lotta woman.","A whole new kind of porn.","A woman scorned.","A woman's right to choose.","A women's perspective.","A world without boxes.","A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home.","A zombie with a tragic backstory.","Aaron Burr","Aborting the shit out of a fetus.","Abstinence.","Achieving 500 actions per minute.","Achieving reproductive success.","Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy.","Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers.","Actually getting shot, for real.","Actually voting for Donald Trump to be the president of the actual United States.","Adderall™","Africa.","AIDS monkeys.","Albert Einstein but if he had a huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock.","Alcohol poisoning.","All four prongs of an echidna's penis","All my friends dying.","All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room.","All of this blood.","All the accumulated culture of a people.","All the poop inside of my body.","All the single ladies.","All these decorative pillows.","All these people I've killed.","All this liquid in my mouth.","Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends.","Almost giving money to a homeless person.","Ambiguous sarcasm.","Americanization.","An 800-foot-long pool noodle.","An AK-47 assault rifle.","An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III.","An alternate history where Hitler was gay but he still killed all those people.","An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people.","An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds.","An argument with Richard Dawkins.","An armored Krogan war-clitoris.","An army of skeletons.","An arrangement wherein I give a person money they have sex with me.","An ass disaster.","An atomic wedgie.","An emergency induction port.","An empowered woman.","An endless stream of diarrhea.","An entrenched class system.","An ether-soaked rag.","An Etsy steampunk strap-on.","An evil man in evil clothes.","An exclusive partnership with Taylor Swift.","An extremely long elevator ride.","An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker.","An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center.","An incurable homosexual.","An interracial handshake.","An old dog full of tumors.","An older man.","An oppressed people with a vibrant culture.","An orgasm so powerful you travel back in time and jizz in Hitler's Face.","An origami swan that's some kind of symbol?","An outbreak of smallbox.","An overwhelming variety of cheeses.","An owlbear.","An unforgettable quinceañera.","An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea.","An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation.","An unstoppable wave of fire ants.","An X-Man whose power is that he has sex with dogs and children.","Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe.","Anal.","Ancient Athenian boy-fucking.","André the Giant's enormous, leathery scrotum.","Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night.","Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.","Another shitty year.","Another shot of morphine.","Antidepressants.","Anything that comes out of Prince Philip's mouth.","Apologizing.","Appreciative snapping.","Art.","Ashton Kutcher.","Ass to mouth.","Assassinating the president.","Asshole pomegranates that are hard to eat.","At least three ducks.","Attacking from Kamchatka.","Australia.","Awesome pictures of planets and stuff.","Backwards knees.","Bad emotions I don't want.","Badger culling.","Bags of money.","Ball-by-ball commentary from Richie Benaud.","Basic human decency.","Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak.","Bathing naked in a moonlit grove.","Beating your wives.","Becoming engorged with social justice jelly and secreting a thinkpiece.","Becoming so rich that you shed your body and turn to vapor.","Becoming the President of the United States.","Beefin' over turf.","Beep beep boop beep boop.","Being a busy adult with many important things to do.","Being a dinosaur.","Being a motherfucking box.","Being a terrible mother.","Being an attractive elf tapped in an unattractive human's body.","Being awesome at sex.","Being blind and deaf and having no limbs.","Being Canadian.","Being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay.","Being John Malkovich.","Being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about.","Being nine years old.","Being open to new perspectives on the Holocaust.","Being paralyzed from the neck down.","Being popular and good at sports.","Being sexually attracted to children.","Being the absolute worst.","Being turned into sausages.","Being worshiped as the one true God.","Being young and living in New York City.","Beyoncé.","Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards.","Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.","Bio-engineered assault turtles with acid breath.","Black lives mattering.","Blackface.","Blackula.","Blaxploitation.","Blockbuster late fees up the wazoo.","Blood farts.","Blood Pringles ®.","Blood, toil, tears, and sweat.","Blossoming into a beautiful young woman.","Blowing some dudes in an alley.","Blowing up Parliament.","Blowjobs for everyone.","Boat people: Half boat, half human.","Bogies.","Bone-shattering sex with a metal woman.","Boring Vaginal sex.","Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.","Bosnian chicken farmers.","Bouncing up and down.","Bowser's aching heart.","Boxing up my feelings.","Breaking news about what Hitler's penis was like.","Breaking nip slip news.","Breastfeeding a ten year old.","Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess.","Breeding elves for their priceless semen.","Bringing millions of dangerous, low-paying manufacturing jobs back to America.","Brunch.","Buckfast Tonic Wine.","Bullets.","Bullshit.","Burning down the White House.","Burying my only son.","Butt stuff.","Buying and returning clothes just to have someone to talk to.","Buying the right pants to be cool.","Buying the right toothbrush cup for my lifestyle.Gender-neutral toys that make children feel no emotions whatsoever.","Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family.","Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality.","Canada: America's hat.","Cancer.","Carbon monoxide poisoning.","Carnies.","Carribbean Jesus.","Cashed-up bogans.","Casting Magic Missile at a bully.","Casual dismissiveness.","Catastrophic urethral trauma.","Catching a live salmon in your mouth.","Changing a person's mind with logic and facts.","Charging up all the way.","Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam!","Cheating in the Paralympics.","Cheeky bum sex.","Cheerful blowjob robots.","Child labor.","Child Protective Services.","Child support payments.","China.","Chipotle.","Chopping of a bit of the penis.","Chris Hemsworth.","Chugging a lava lamp.","Chunks of dead backpacker.","Chunks of dead hitchhiker.","Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters.","Clams.","Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar.","Clenched butt cheeks.","Clive Palmer's soft shitty body.","Cloning Hitler.","Cock.","Collecting all seven power crystals.","Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet.","Comprehensive immigration reform.","Concealing an erection.","Condensing centuries of economic exploitation into 90 minutes of gaming fun.","Condoleezza Rice.","Confusing possessions with accomplishments.","Congress's flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants.","Consensual, nonreproductive incest.","Conservative talking points.","Contagious face cancer.","Content.","Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.","Cool, relatable cancer teens.","Copping a feel","Corn.","Cosmic bowling.","Cottaging.","Coughing into a vagina.","Courageously going ahead with that racist comment.","Court-ordered rehab.","Crawling into a vagina.","Crazy anal orgasms.","Crazy opium eyes.","Creamy slices of real, California avocado.","Crippling social anxiety.","Critical thinking.","Crumbs all over the bloody carpet.","Crumbs all over the god damn carpet.","Crunchy snacks for my big flappy mouth.","Crushing Mr. Peanut's brittle body.","Crushing the patriarchy.","Crying and shitting and eating spaghetti.","Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath.","Cute boys.","Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears.","Cutting.","Daddies® Brown Sauce.","Daddy going away forever.","Daddy's belt","Daddy's credit card.","Dancing with a broom.","Daniel Radcliffe's delicious arsehole.","Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole.","Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control.","Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.","David Attenborough watching us mate.","David Cameron.","Death by Steven Seagal.","Deez nuts.","Defeating a gorilla in single combat.","Deflowering a princess.","Deflowering the princess.","Dem titties.","Demolishing that ass like a Palestinian village.","Demonic possession.","Demons and shit.","Dennis the Menace.","Denying the Holocaust.","Denzel.","Depression.","Deregulating the mortgage market.","Desperately hurling insults at Donald Trump as he absorbs them into his rapidly expanding body.","Developing secondary sex characteristics.","Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of 'Friends.'","Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass.","Dirty nappies.","Dis bitch.","Discharging a firearm in a residential area.","Disco fever.","Disco Mussolini.","Discovering that what I really want in life is to kill people and have sex with their corpses.","Dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.","Dividing by zero.","Dogging.","Doin' it up the bum.","Doing a shit in Pudsey Bear's eyehole.","Doing a somersault and barfing.","Doing the right stuff to her nipples.","Dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son.","Don Cherrys wardrobe.","Donald Trump holding his nose while he eats pussy.","Donald Trump's personal copy of Mein Kempt.","Doo-doo.","Dorito breath.","Doritos and a Fruit Roll-Up.","Double penetration.","Drinking responsibly.","Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy.","Drinking urine to survive.","Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes.","Dropping a baby down the dunny.","Dropping dead in a Sbarro's bathroom and not being found for 72 hours.","Druids.","Dumpster juice.","Dying alone and in pain.","Eating an albino.","Eating an entire snowman.","Eating ass.","Eating people.","Eating pizza that's lying in the street to gain health.","Eating the president's pussy.","Eating together like a god damn family for once.","Eating Tom Selleck's mustache to gain his powers.","Eating too many Cinnabons and then vomiting and then eating the vomit.","Ebola.","Ecstasy.","Ed Balls.","Ejaculating a pound of tinsel.","Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel.","Ejaculating inside another man's wife.","Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry.","Electro-Stalin.","Electroejaculating a capuchin monkey.","Elf cum.","Endless ninjas.","England","Ennui.","Enormous Scandinavian women.","Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter.","Eternal screaming madness.","Every man's ultimate fantasy: a perfectly cylindrical vagina.","Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger's tired body.","Everything.","Evolving a labyrinthine vagina.","Excalibur.","Exciting content!","Existing.","Exploding pigeons.","Exploring each other's buttholes.","Explosive decompression.","Extra rations for my litter girl.","Extracting the maximum amount of money from naive consumers.","Extremely tight trousers.","Fabricating statistics.","Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries.","Faffing about.","Failing the Turing test.","Faking a jellyfish sting so someone will pee on you.","Falling in actual love with a video game character.","Falling into a pit of waffles.","Falling into the toilet.","Farting a huge shit out of my pussy.","Farting all over my face with your tight little asshole.","Father's forbidden chocolates.","Feeding a man a pie made of his own children.","Feeling the emotion of anger.","Feminism.","Fetal alcohol syndrome.","Fiery poos.","Figgy pudding","Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin.","Filling a man's anus with concrete.","Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.","Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt™ with pizza.","Filling Sean Hannity with helium and watching him float away.","Film roles for actresses over 40.","Finally finishing off the Indians.","Finding a nice elevator to poop in.","Finding a skeleton.","Finding out democracy might not be such a great idea.","Finding out Santa isn't real.","Finding Waldo.","Firefly: Season 2.","First Last's butt. [for those who did partipate in 12 Days of Bullshit]","First Last. [for those who didn't partipate in 12 Days of Bullshit]","Fisting.","Five litres of Special Brew.","Flying robots that kill people.","Forcing a handjob on a dying man.","Forgetting grandma's first name.","Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying.","Former President George W. Box.","Forty-five minutes of finger blasting.","Founding a major world religion.","France, and dying.","Frantically writing equations on a chalkboard.","Freaking pan-dimensional sex with a demigod.","Free ice cream, yo.","Freeing Willy.","Fuck Mountain.","Fucking a corpse back to life.","Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster.®","Fucking my therapist.","Fucking up 'Silent Night' in front of 300 parents.","Full HD","Full-on socialism.","Fun and interesting facts about rocks.","Funkified aliens from the planet Groovius.","Futuristic death sports.","Gandalf.","Gary Glitter.","Gary.","Gay aliens.","Gay thoughts.","Gayle from HR.","Gazpacho.","Generally having no idea what's going on.","Genetically engineered super-soldiers.","Genghis Khan's DNA.","Gentleman's Relish.","George Clooney's musk.","Germans on holiday.","Getting abducted by Peter Pan.","Getting aborted.","Getting all offended.","Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim.","Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years.","Getting blasted in the face by a t-shirt cannon.","Getting caught by the police and going to jail.","Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE(TM).","Getting drive-by shot.","Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri.","Getting eaten out by a dog.","Getting eaten out in the family fitting room.","Getting eaten out while on the phone with Dad.","Getting high with mom.","Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.","Getting in her pants, politely.","Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button.","Getting into a situation with an owlbear.","Getting killed and dragged up a tree by a leopard.","Getting laid like all the time.","Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying","Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Queensland and dying.","Getting naked and watching CBeebies.","Getting naked and watching Play School.","Getting naked too soon.","Getting pegged.","Getting really worried about global warming for a few seconds.","Getting shot out of a cannon.","Getting so angry that you pop a stiffy.","Getting the Dorito crumbs out of my purse.","Getting this party started!","Getting trapped in a conversation about Ayn Rand.","Getting wed, having a few kids, taking some pictures, retiring to the south of","Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.","Giant sperm from outer space.","Gift-wrapping a live hamster.","Girls that always be textin'.","Giving 110%","Giving a dolphin a handjob for science.","Giving birth to the Antichrist.","Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet.","Gladiatorial combat.","Glassing a wanker.","Goats eating coins.","GoGurt ®","Going around pulling people's tampons out.","Going around punching people.","Going to a high school reunion on ketamine.","Going to bed at a reasonable hour.","Going too far with science and bad things happening.","Going vegetarian and feeling so great all the time.","Good grammar.","Good-natured, fun-loving Aussie racism.","Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo!","Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis.","Grandpa's ashes.","Grant Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale.","Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content.","Greg Kinnear's terrible lightning breath.","Gregor, my largest son.","Growing up and becoming a Republican.","Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness.","Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand.","Guns.","Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions.","Haggis.","Half a kilo pure China White herion.","Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene.","Happy daddies with happy sandals.","Harnessing the miraculous power of the atom to slaughter 200,000 Japanese people.","Hating Hillary Clinton.","Hating Jews.","Having a Golden Gaytime.","having a penis","Having a shag in the back of the ute.","Having a strong opinion about Obamacare.","Having a vagina.","Having an awesome time drinking and driving.","Having anuses for eyes.","Having been dead a while.","Having sex on top of a pizza.","Having sex with a beautiful person.","Having sex with a man and then eating his head.","Having sex with your mom.","Having shotguns for legs.","Heritage minutes.","Hiding from the Nazis.","Hillary Clinton's death stare.","Hip hop jewels","Hipsters.","Historical revisionism.","Historically black colleges","Hitler's sound economic policies.","Hodor.","Holding down a child and farting all over him.","Holding the proper political beliefs of my time to attract a mate.","Holding up the line at Walgreens by trying to use an expired coupon.","Homework.","Homo milk.","Hot lettuce.","Hot Pockets ®","How awesome I am.","How cool Nazi airplanes are.","How fun it is to eat Pringles ®.","How good lead paint taste.","How great my ass looks in these jeans.","How great of a movie Men in Black was.","How hot Orlando Bloom was in Lord Of The Rings.","How sad it will be when Morgan Freeman dies.","How strange it is to be anything at all.","Huge big balls full of jizz.","Hurling one's body down a hill in pursuit of a wheel of cheese.","Ice.","Immaculate conception.","Immortality cream.","Important news about Taylor Swift.","Inappropriate yelling.","Increasing economic inequality and political polarization.","Indescribable loneliness.","Infinity.","Informing you that I am a registered sex offender.","Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.","Insatiable bloodlust.","Inserting a jam jar into my anus.","Inserting a Mason jar into my anus.","Insufficient serotonin.","Interspecies marriage.","Intimacy problems.","Invading Poland.","Ironically buying a trucker hat and then ironically being a trucker for 38 years.","ISIS.","It being too late to stop having sex with a horse.","Jade Goody's cancerous remains.","Jafar.","Jason, the teen mayor.","Jazz.","Jean-Claude Van Damme in slow motion.","Jean-Claude Van Damme.","Jeb!","Jedward.","Jeff Goldblum.","Jehovah's witnesses.","Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.","Jiggle physics.","Jimmy Savile.","Jizz Twinkies.","Jizz.","Jizzing into Santa's beard.","Jobs.","Joe Biden","Joe Biden.","John Howard's eyebrows.","John Wilkes Booth","Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character.","Jumping out at people.","Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide.","Just the tip.","Just touching David Beckham's hair.","Kale farts.","Kale.","Keeping the government out of my vagina.","Kevin Bacon Bits.","KHAAAAAAAAAN!.","Khakis.","Kicking the middle class in the balls with a regressive tax code.","Kids with bum cancer.","Kneeing a wizard in the balls.","Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.","Kurt Cobain's death.","Ladles.","Lagging out.","Late-stage dementia.","Laying thousands of eggs in a man's colon.","Leaked footage of Kate Middleton's colonoscopy.","Legendary Creature – Robert Khoo.","Letting Bernie Sanders rest his world-weary head on your lap.","Letting everyone down.","Leveling up.","Liberals.","Libertarians.","Licking the cake batter off of grandma's fingers.","Like a million alligators.","Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.","Literally eating shit.","Living in a trashcan.","Loading from a previous save.","Log(TM).","Loki, the trickster god.","Lots and lots of abortions.","Loud, scary thunder.","LYNX Body Spray.","LYNX® Body Spray.","Mad hacky-sack skills.","Madeleine McCann.","Magnets.","Make-believe stories for autistic white men.","Making a friend.","Making Islam illegal.","Making it look like a suicide.","Making out and stuff.","Making the penises kiss.","Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation.","Making up for centuries of oppression with one day of apologising.","Mall Santa.","Mario Kart rage.","Massive, widespread drought.","Masturbating Yoda's leathery turtle-penis.","Math.","Maureen of Blackpool, Reader's Wife of the Year 1988.","Maximal insertion.","Me.","Meaningless sex.","Meatloaf, the food.","Meatloaf, the man.","Media coverage.","Medieval Times® Dinner & Tournament.","Menopause.","Mental illness.","Microaggressions.","Mild amusement","Mild autism.","Miley Cyrus at 55.","Millions of cane toads.","Millwall fans.","Mining accidents.","Misogyny.","Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue.","Mitt Romney's eight sons Kip, Sam, Trot, Fergis, Toolshed, Grisham, Hawkeye, and Thorp.","Mixing M&Ms and Skittles like some kind of psychopath.","Moderate-to-severe joint pain.","Mom's new boyfriend.","Mom.","Mommy and daddy fighting all the time.","Mooing.","Moon people.","Moral ambiguity.","Morpheus.","Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes.","Mr. and Mrs. Tambourine Man's jingle-jangle morning sex.","Mr. Dressup.","Mr. Squiggle, the Man from the Moon.","Muchin' puss.","Mufasa's death scene.","Mushy tushy.","My black ass.","My boyfriends stupid penis.","My brother's hot friends.","My complicated backstory that you will soon learn about.","My constituents.","My dad's dumb fucking face.","My dead son's baseball glove.","My dick in your mouth.","My dog dying.","My first kill.","My first period.","My hot cousin.","My huge penis and substantial fortune.","My machete.","My manservant, Claude.","My sex dungeon.","My worthless son.","Naked News.","Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.","Neil Patrick Harris.","Never having sex again.","Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony.","New Age music","Newfies.","Nine seasons of sexual tension with David Duchovny.","Nippers.","No clothes on, penis in vagina.","No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny.","No Survivors.","NOOOOOOOOO!!!","Not believing in giraffes.","Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.","Not having sex.","Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter.","Not wearing trousers.","Nothing but sand.","Nothing.","Nubile slave boys.","Nuclear winter.","Nude-modding Super Mario World.","Nunchuck moves.","Objectifying women.","Oestrogen.","Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep.","Oil!","Ominous background music.","Oncoming traffic.","One Direction's supple, hairless bodies.","One of them big-city Jew lawyers.","One of those 'blow jobs' I've been hearing so much about.","One Ring to rule them all.","One thousand Slim Jims.","One unforgettable night of passion.","Onions.","Opening your mouth to talk and a big penis fops out.","Oreos for dinner.","Our baby.","Our first chimpanzee president","Our first chimpanzee President.","Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers®!","Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties.","Out-of-this-world bazongas.","Overpowering your father.","Overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Chile.","Owls, the perfect predator.","Oxytocin release via manual stimulation of the nipples.","P.F. Chang himself.","Paedophiles.","Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion.","Pandora's vagina.","Panty raids.","Participating.","Party Mexicans.","Patti Mayonnaise.","Paying the iron price.","Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby.","Pelvic sorcery.","Penis breath.","People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is.","Perfunctory foreplay.","Period poops.","Photosynthesis.","Picking up a glass of water and taking a sip and being the president.","Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them.","Pistol-whipping a hostage.","Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.","Playing an ocarina to summon Ultra-Congress from the sea.","Playing my asshole like a trumpet.","Playing silly buggers.","Plowing that ass like a New England corn farmer.","Political correctness.","Pooping as quietly as possible.","Pooping in a leotard and hoping no one notices.","Pooping in the potty.","Poutine.","Power","Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser.","Presenting your documents at a checkpoint.","President Donald Trump.","Pretending to be happy.","Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god.","Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game®.","Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa.","Profound respect and appreciation for indigenous culture.","Pronouncing the names of northern Welsh towns.","Pumping out a baby every nine months.","Punching a congressman in the face","Punching a tree to gather wood.","Pure Moods, Vol. 1.","Pussy Galore.","Pussy.","Putting an entire peanut buter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.","Putting more black people in jail.","Quacking like a duck in lieu of a cogent argument.","Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus.","Quiche.","Quinoa.","Quivering jowls.","Rabies.","Racially-biased SAT questions","Rage.","Raising three kids on minimum wage.","Reaching an age where barbecue chips are better than sex.","Reading an entire book.","Reading the comments.","Reading the entire End-User License Agreement.","Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs.","Real cheese flavor.","Reconciling quantum theory with general relativity.","Refusing to go up a size.","Regurgitating a half-digested sparrow.","Restoring Germany to its former glory.","Revenge fucking.","Reverse cowgirl.","Ribs so good they transcend race and class.","Riding of into the sunset","Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band.","Ripping a dog in half.","Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.","Ripping off the Beatles.","Rising from the grave.","Roaming through a wasteland of windblown trash and deserted highways.","Robots who just want to party.","Rock music and premarital sex.","Rock-hard tits and a huge vagina.","Rohypnol.","Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.","Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage.","Rolling so hard.","Ronald Reagan","Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall.","Rubbing Boris Johnson's belly until he falls asleep.","Rubbing chocolate pudding all over Bill Cosby's nipples.","Rubbing my bush all over your bald head.","Rudolph's bright red balls.","Running a few errands before saving the galaxy.","Running an entire genre of moustaches.","Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.","Running out of semen.","Running out of stamina.","Rupert Murdoch.","Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body","Russian super-tuberculosis.","Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.","Salsa Night at Dave's Cantina.","Salvia.","Samuel L. Jackson.","Sanding off a man's nose.","Sandwich.","Santa Claus.","Santa's heavy sack.","Savagely beating a mascot","Saving 20% or more on khakis.","Saving the Rainforest Cafe.","Saying 'I love you.'","Scalping the Milkybar Kid.","Schmirler the Curler.","Scissoring, if that's a thing.","Scousers.","Screaming like a maniac.","Scrotal frostbite.","Scrotum tickling.","Seeing Grandma naked.","Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes.","Seeing things from Hitler's perspective.","Seizing control of the means of production.","Self-flagellation.","Self-identifying as a DJ.","Separate drinking fountains for dark elves.","September 11th, 2001.","Ser Jorah Mormonts cerulean-blue balls.","Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio.","Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant.","Several Michael Keatons.","Sex with Patrick Stewart.","Sexual humiliation.","Sexual peeing.","Sexy Siamese twins.","Shaft.","Shapes and colors.","Sharks with legs.","Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone.","Shiny gadgets for sadness distraction.","Shipping convicts to Australia.","Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl.","Shitting in a wizard's spell book and jizzing in his hat.","Shitting out a perfect Cumberland sausage.","Shooting a wizard with a gun.","Shouting the loudest.","Showing all the boys my pussy.","Shutting the fuck up.","Sir Thomas More's Fruitopia™.","SIX GOD DAMN HOURS OF FUCKING DIPLOMACY.","Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.","Slamming a dunk.","Slapping a biscuit out of an orphan's mouth.","Slapping a racist old lady.","Slapping Ted Cruz over and over.","Slicing a ham in icy silence.","Slow motion.","Slowly easing down onto a cucumber.","Slowly evaporating.","Small-town cops with M-4 assault rifles.","Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees.","Smashing my balls at the moment of climax.","Smoking crack, for instance.","Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time.","SNES cartridge cleaning fluid.","Snorting coke off a clown's boner.","Snotsicles.","Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion.","Socks.","Some bloody peace and quiet.","Some douche with an acoustic guitar.","Some kind of bird-man.","Some kind of concentrated encampment for people.","Some of that good dick.","Some real spicy shrimps.","Some really fucked-up shit.","Some shit-hot guitar licks.","Some sort of Asian.","Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate.","Sorry, this content cannot be viewed in your region.","Sound fiscal policy.","Soup that's better than pussy.","Space Jam on VHS.","Space muffins.","Space racism.","Spaniards.","Special musical guest, Cher.","Spending 8 years in the Himalayas becoming a master of dice-rolling and resource allocation.","Spending lots of money.","Spending the year's insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines.","Sports.","Spring break!","Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun.","Starting a shitty podcast.","Statistically validated stereotypes.","Stephen Harper.","Stepping on a god damn friggin' LEGO","Steve Irwin.","Stockholm syndrome","Straight blazin' 24/7.","Straight up fucking loving authority.","Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience.","Stuffing a child's face with Fun Dip until he starts having fun.","Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button.","Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.","Subsisting on tiny pizzas.","Such a big boy.","Sucking all the milk out of a yak.","Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day.","Sucking each other's penises for hours on end.","Sucking the President's dick.","Sudden and unwanted slam poetry.","Sudden penis loss.","Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.","Suddenly remembering that the Holocaust happened.","Sugar madness.","Suicidal thoughts.","Summoning Harold Holt from the sea in a time of great need.","Sunny D! Alright!","Super yoga.","Survivor's guilt.","Swag.","Swapping bodies with mom for a day.","Swearing praise upon the Sultan's hideous daughters.","Sweating it out on the streets of a runaway American Dream.","Swiftly achieving orgasm.","Swishing the wine around and sniffing it like a big fancy man.","Syphilitic insanity","Syrupy sex with a maple tree.","Systems and policies designed to preserve centuries-old power structures.","Tables.","Taking 2d6 emotional damage.","Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.","Taking a sheep-wife.","Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missile.","Taking the form of a falcon.","Tapping Serra Angel.","Teaching a girl how to handjob the penis.","Temporary invincibility.","Tender chunks of all-white-meat chicken.","Terry Fox's prosthetic leg.","Texas.","That ass.","That bitch, Stacy.","That girl from the Hungry Games.","That one leftover screw.","That thing politicians do with their thumbs when they talk.","The 9,000 children who starved to death today.","The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle.","The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing!","The American Dream","The amount of baby carrots I can fit up my ass.","The amount of gay I am.","The basic suffering that pervades all of existence.","The beautiful sport or Turkish oil wrestling.","The Bernie Sanders Revolution","The best, deepest quotes from The Dark Knight.","The big fucking hole in the ozone layer.","The biggest, blackest dick.","The Black Death.","The black half of Barack Obama.","The black Power Ranger","The bloody Welsh.","The BNP.","The body of a 46-year-old man.","The bond between a woman and her horse.","The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit.","The boners of the elderly.","The Bowflex Revolution.","The Boxcar Children.","The bush.","The chicken from Popeyes. ®","The clown that followed me home from the grocery store.","The Cock Ring of Alacrity.","The collective wall of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard.","The color 'puce.'","The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.","The cool refreshing taste of Coca-Cola.","The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi®.","The corporations.","The cyanide pill you keep on your person at all times.","The dark side.","The day the birds attacked.","The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto.","The dentist.","The depression that ensues after catching 'em all.","The Dial-A-Slice Apple Divider from Williams-Sonoma.","The diminishing purity of the white race.","The dystopia we're living in right now.","The economy.","The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.","The eighth graders.","The end of days.","The ending of Lost.","The entire cast of Downton Abbey.","The entire Internet.","The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.","The fact that Hillary Clinton is a woman.","The Famous Five.","The Fanta® girls.","The fear and hatred in men's hearts.","The feeling of going to McDonald's as a 6-year-old.","The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station.","The FLQ","The four arms of Vishnu.","The French.","The full blown marginalization of ugly people.","The full force of the American military.","The Genophage.","The ghost of Marlon Brando.","The good, hardworking people of Dubuque, Iowa.","The Google.","The government.","The graceful path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earthen cradle.","The gravity gun.","The Great Cornholio.","The Great Emu War.","The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney.","The Grinch's musty, cum-stained pelt.","The gross inequalities of our society.","The gulags.","The Harlem Globetrotters.","The harsh light of day.","The haunting stare of an Iraqi child.","The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina.","The Hellman's Mayonnaise Corporation.","The hiccups.","The Hillsborough Disaster.","The homosexual lifestyle.","The Honey Monster.","The hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago.","The hottest MILF in Dallas.","The human body.","The imagination of Peter Jackson.","The inability to form meaningful relationships.","The inaudible screams of carrots.","The J15 Patriot Assault Box.","The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation.","The Klobb.","The Land of Chocolate.","The LGBT community.","The lived experience of African Americans.","The male gaze.","The mere concept of Applebee's ®.","The mixing of the races.","The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.","The morbidly obese.","The mysterious fog rolling into town.","The new Radiohead album.","The North.","The obscene amount of money Cards Against Humanity is making by selling this game at Target ®.","The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles.","The ol' penis-in-the-popcorn surprise.","The old gods.","The ooze","The passage of time.","The Patriarchy.","The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China.","The petty troubles of the landed gentry.","The pirate's life.","The plot of a Michael Bay movie.","The pooping position.","The porn set that Tabletop is filmed on.","The power of the Dark Side.","The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now.","The pure, zenlike state that exists between micro and macro.","The purging of the disloyal.","The Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili's.","The quiet majesty of the sea turtle.","The Red Menace.","The rhythms of Africa.","The rocket launcher.","The royal afterbirth.","The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.","The Rwandan Genocide.","The safe word.","The Sartacc.","The Scouts.","The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction.","The secret to truly resilient hair.","The sensitive European photographer who's fucking my wife.","The shambling corpse of Larry King.","The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas.","The size of my penis.","The spooky skeleton under my skin.","The Star Wars Holiday Special.","The Star Wars universe.","The Stig.","The sudden appearance of the Go Compare man.","The Sun engulfing the Earth.","The sweet song of sword against sword and the braying of mighty war beasts.","The sweet, forbidden meat of the monkey.","The swim team, all at once.","The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life.","The systemic disenfranchisement of black voters.","The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn.","The three-fifths compromise","The tiger that killed my father.","The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.","The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card.","The token lesbian.","The Trail of Tears","The transience of all things.","The unbelievable world of mushrooms.","The way James Bond treats women.","The way white people is.","The White Australia Policy.","The white half of Barack Obama.","The wind.","The wisdom of the crowds.","The wonders of the Orient.","The wrath of Vladimir Putin.","The Y2K bug.","The Yad Vashem World Center for Holocaust Research.","These dolphins.","These low, low prices!","Thinking about what eating even is.","This groovy new thing called LSD.","This guy!","This year's mass shooting.","This year's mass shootings.","Three boobs.","Three consecutive seconds of happiness.","Three dicks at the same time.","Three hairs from the silver-golden head of Galadriel.","Three hours of nonstop penetration.","Three months in the hole.","Throwing stones at a man until he dies.","Tiny nipples.","Tiny, rancid girl farts.","Tongue.","Tony Abbott in budgie smugglers.","Too much cocaine.","Tories.","Total control of the media.","Totally fuckable aliens.","Treasures beyond your wildest dreams.","Trees.","Trench foot.","Trevor, the world's greatest boyfriend.","Trimming the poop out of Chewbacca's butt hair.","Tripping balls.","Trying to feel something, anything.","Trying to remember what music was.","Trying to wake up from this nightmare.","Turn-of-the-century sky racists.","Turning 32.","Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels.","Twenty bucks.","Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis.","Twenty tonnes of bat shit.","Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle.","Two beautiful pig sisters.","Two midgets shitting into a box.","Two shitty kids and a garbage husband.","Two whales fucking the shit out of each other.","Uninformed knuckle-dragging low information voters.","Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.","Unlocking a new sex position.","Unquestioning obedience.","Unrelenting genital punishment.","Unsheathing my massive horse cock.","Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots.","Uranus.","Used knickers.","Vegemite.","Vegetarian options.","Vehicular homicide.","Velcro.","Vespene gas.","Victory points.","Vietnam flashbacks.","Violating the First Law of Robotics.","Vomiting into a kangaroo's pouch.","Vomiting mid-blowjob.","Vulcan sex-madness.","Waking up half-naked in a Little Chef car park.","Waking up half-naked in a Macca's car park.","Waking up inside of a tornado.","Walking in on Dad peeing into Mom's mouth.","Walking into a glass door.","Wandering the desert for 40 years.","Wanking into a pool of children's tears.","Warm, velvety muppet sex.","Watching a hot person eat.","Watching you die.","Water so cold it turned into a rock.","Water.","Weapons-grade plutonium.","Wearing an octopus for a hat.","Wearing glasses and sounding smart.","Wearing Nicolas Cage's face.","Western standards of beauty.","What it means to be a Jewish woman in contemporary society.","What Jesus would do.","What The Rock was really cooking.","What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis.","Whatever a McRib is made of.","Whatever brave hero killed Hitler.","Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year.","Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about.","Whatever you wish, mother.","When the big truck goes 'Toot! Toot!'","Whining like a little bitch.","Whipping a disobedient slave.","Whipping lower-class white men into a xenophobic frenzy.","Whiskas Catmilk.","Whispering all sexy.","White-man scalps.","Who really did 9/11.","Whomsoever let the dogs out.","Whoopi Goldberg.","Whooping your ass at Mario Kart.","Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship.","Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama.","Wiping her bum.","Women in yoghurt adverts.","Women's undies.","Words, words, words.","Working so hard to have muscles and then having them.","World Wars 3 through 5.","Xena, Warrior Princess.","Xenophobia.","Yelling 'girl power!' and doing a high kick.","Yoshi's huge egg-laying cloaca.","You.","Your weird brother.","Zeus's sexual appetites."]
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