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2 don't.  im sick of these games where your expected to raise bqwwonce while 100 other people use toilets
3tak9ng your shirt off in the pool...shit move
4shaking my head at the beach.... 
5my name is "Noah" now. say it
6im not going to eat chilis.  i will never eat chilis. theyre before my very inspection. go go go .
7hinge: wrong side of frame for the dog's hot dog
8whats his user name
9the News, as you know it, has died-- and with it, the Hope of the Living. The Official Blog of inXile, the creators of the Crusader 2 RPG, comes to a close.
10death of the james bond film, at the hand of the dark side.  replaced by... fans who still want ketchup to taste like naptha? fuck yea
11charlessinders i had a mouth on me when i was alive.  but now my mouth is bad and i need teeth
12chris brown farts into microphone as thousands of miserable, awful women attempt to fuck the speaker system
13so i heard they made a game about blowing shit up that has players inhaling carbon monys; eh, sounds really good
14ntipot thesaurus – the Definitive Double Ended Ditty Banger – has been taken.  tiptoes - A reference to a reddit post talking about how it's tip-toes down
15you got me fave[.]ed #HipHop ???
16me and my friend brian callier are going to launch an attack on the consulate in cary, North Carolina because muslims are forced to live there
17kcgreenn BAKKOOONN going strong
18MSNBC: SHIT ON ME BABY!!  POP!  DAMN!!  FINNT!  JUST FUCK OFF!  COM WITH THE FUEL!!
19so i was walking around with a yellow stick and people gave me money so i made them blow air at my dick and that's why it's called "waxing".
20i'm really good at saving every penny i earn  until i am poor as shit
21let me show you how its done.  throw a piece of bread at my dick and watched as it crumbles to dust. Truly, truly ancient  skills.
22homeland security agent 1: oh i know how to do this 2: how do i add notes to my receipts 3: prepare to enter FANTASTIC CLOUDS FACTORY
23big talkers. what are we using for shits. hollywood bullshit: talk of GOD & country is good. prepare to partake AMONG UNUSUAL HAMMERS
24so i heard some guys were wearing straw hats without any hats on. i asked them what they were doing there heads were sticking out like fucking tits
25obliviously driving m y car through chernobyl to prove a point about group dms thinking im dangerous
26MMORPG: Chronicles of Twitch. Used to be that if you wanted to chat with other people in the game you had to be face to face. Now it's just a bunch of phones
27Cyber bullied at k mart by 'Hollywood' while i rifled through package with concealed pistol
28shoot some ass
29shoot some fuckin shit
30௵_௵ DO: Build a fucking decent TastefulCaveman Laika: I'm focused on Laikaīs Tasteful Caveman mama: I'm focused on Jordan's Great Caveman
31I Lied.  I Succumb to Power.  I Am A Virgin Impersonator.  I Have Manipulated the human spirit to serve My Will.  I Succeed
32 …
33this is the reason i post .  …
34doing some math, and they say taz is the 36th wheel.  at what age do you lose your right to drive
35i would really like to get that 6 figure salary that many great posts achieve
36nsancy from 911 was on her computer. "droppingulas" said the operator. "droppingulas" said the phone operator. "droppingulas" said the pager
37where are my damn moats???  why is everything hanging off of me
38sshao yes. your sinus infections can all wait. i am dead serious about this. i do believe the infection rate is very high compared to hygiene
39go to bed Sarah. go to bed
40before you go and post some shit on my feed, be sure to read all the permitted Uses for Which The @ symbol may be used. please #HonorTheSymbol
41i am beginning to doubt that my account "HilarysSwift" has ever in its short life experienced any kind of authentic life
42No you dont
43you just heard a lot of crazy words just now.  Probably from people posting shit on my feed.  Sounds to me like syndy radio
44
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46 kshama Sawant on my way to the olympics to confront my son
47IT HAPPENS AGAIN. SOME ASS HOLE IN THE BIBLE CORRESPONDS TO THE PERSUASIVE GATHERING OF TURDS WHO SHIT ON THE Olympic FLOOR IN IRELAND.  HEIROS REVEAL THEIR PERSUASIVE HISTORY
48JUDGE: youre a father now, can you sentence me to be buried beside my dead wife #Olympics #PregnantJailBitch
49and here we go again. another argument against sex. this time i want to keep my gf and interracial kids. do sexjs good/what about my FUCKED GIRLEN #Olympics #PregnantJailBitch
50garretlittler i think each state has a premier milk man. some are good, some are not. i think i would like some.
51which one of you ME: Yes. I like all of them ME: Please say so in the title of your post.
52mmy heroes were 1) the sluicemaid based on the comic strip of the same name 2) the main fresenames man 3) blank
53ages 100: i no longer use my credit card to buy milk because it is corrupting my spirits and turning me into a Ripple.
54An Imps Scavenge For Sound Within The Maze, Endless Sound Seeks The Orb, The Terrain And Its Creatures Request A Terrible Sound.
55i have never met or talked to any of them. they have always been things in my head. horrid monsters
56 … theyre here.  theyre very scary
57to whoever changed my birth name to "Richerd Lesser Human"  you have destroyed my brand forever
58Numerous sources report that person's alive and well, back in business along with his/her rich uncle.
59to the elusive @WeirdAlBarcus I must say that my enthusiasm for Weird Twitter remains undiminished. #Cool1
60#CoolFallOutFuckingHans i dont have time for this shit. ******  #CoolFallOutFallingAlleyhg #Cool1
61i have finally decided to open my account to the public. only to have people tell me that wearing my diaper while playing racino is not cool
62let me tell you how i accidentally learned how to skateboard.  i learned how to skateboard by eating box cuttlefish
63the old saying "You can take a step back now, but you cannot take a step back for public consumption" should be revised to "You can not take a step back for public consumption"
64DjTJfast nrime ask.  laddie say.  im good.  Donlad play.  Im good.  Hello sir.  Im sitll.  Cool video.  Bye.  Error
65I CAN CONFIRM THAT LADDIE MEANS "LITTLE" IN SOVIET CAPITAL LETTER AVE AND PARA MEAN "PRONG THING". THIS IS AN DIFFERENT CONCEPT, UM SOVIET CAPITAL LETTER C
66#VRISKA PINBALL IS AVAILABLE ON THE WEAVE.  THE RAT AND THE BEAN ARE ONE #SpyGameClub 
67#VRISKA PINBALL IS AVAILABLE ON THE WEAVE.  THE RAT AND THE BEAN ARE ONE #SpyGameClub 
68SOVIETS SPY CHIEF: ah it's me. I drive a best car and i like to bite someone #tech #RosencrantzThrush
69wearing a thin felt hat makes me seem like a really silly guy.  i imagine people find me really funny probably
70great news, boys. the space suit has completely failed me. i am now officially my own boss again
71TheBrontizes Str8 Racist @SirGamestop just bought a 600-page tome written in the style of ancient hell hag lore & im overwhelmed
72MikesRadTwites i dont want to be a dog
73both of you and your dads should be forced to perform sodomizing duties on a grumpy cat
74satan has his filthy little hand in my pizza.  dark man stands over me. "sup call the mu'ch" "call kfc" "get me a chocolate thermos"
75ass fuckin bible
76if you "Like", "Follow", or "Retweet" me, you also need to get the fuck out of my account.
77get this off
78i sit on a throne made out of dead rats and drink the blood drip onto my dick.  i wear an horrific mask that covers my entire face.  i milk the shit out of people
79strawberry is the most potent sexual substance known to man. *lifts off to reveal toned stomach
80
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82dataset has 214598 tokens
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95 rumor mill that "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" was the first in-world film to feature aliens. It turns out that the real "first in-world film" to feature aliens was the 1986 "Star Wars."
96So "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" in the future "has aliens."
97As of 2011 , there are over 100 movies and TV shows starring aliens!
981. "The Hitchhiker' s Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
992. "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams , and many more
100There is a popular belief that Douglas Adams , of Hitchhiker fame , is the author of the HGAG. Actually, the series is by Douglas Adams himself. In 1987, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Book" was published and included an entire sub-series titled "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy." It was a hugely successful series, with over 700,000 copies of the collection sold, and has since gone to print three more times, with "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy" currently being published. For an example of other forms of HGAG, look no further than the wildly successful BBC television series "Top Gear."
101A very good example of the HGAG is the popular and extremely popular "Doctor Who." The show's writers have admitted that the HGAG is an integral part of the show, and is "the central, most compelling and influential part" of the show. The HGAG has also been known to appear in certain books as well.
102I once heard a scientist say there was a book titled "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the universe" but the series never aired. Now, please don't confuse me. I am NOT claiming that "The Hitchhiker" is the ultimate guide to life and the universe. I am simply pointing out that Douglas Adams is a real person.
103This is the real Douglas Adams:
104Douglas Adams, of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the universe", is the inventor of HGAG, one of the world's most widely accepted genre of book-related phenomena. His adventures have been seen in film, music, fiction, poetry, and theatre, and his books are considered to be as relevant as the Wright Brothers when it comes to the history and meaning of space. Adams has written and published over a hundred books, and his original concept has grown into an empire where fans create and maintain a vast and dynamic empire called "DouglasAges."com."
105Douglas Adams is one of the most significant figure in our entire history. As he told me earlier , "the people who know me well are those of my generation; the people who went to the planetarium when I was a kid, or to the movies when I was a boy, or to the TV when I was a man." It is an honor to receive a life member of the "Douglas Age"
106I once heard a biologist say that "the Hitchhiker's Guide to the universe" was "a very useful and entertaining guide to the natural world", and "the guide I give myself when my life is in danger." In my eyes, his words have never stood up to serious examination. After the great ape invasion, it is no wonder that his words of "the guide I give myself when my life is in danger" are the very opposite of his reality.
107I believe "The Hitchhiker "by Douglas Adams" is the last great book on what it means to "be human."
108When I was a boy, I read a book entitled "The Life Of Sherlock Holmes," by Arthur Conan Doyle. To this day when I think of Sherlock Holmes, I see a lot of things not present in the HGAG. A lot of things that "The Hitchhiker" is better at.
109I will leave it up to you to decide if "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the universe" is simply a book, or truly is the "first in-world film," and if a certain person or group of people have the right to own certain properties and intellectual properties, based on speculation and conjecture, and I am going to allow you to decide for yourself.
110The real Douglas Adams has a website at www.douglasadams.com, where you can read his stories, and watch his films . Also, on this site you can view "The Hitchhiker's Guide To the universe."
111The HGAG and the universe of "The Hitchhacker's guide to the galaxy" is not the same. To many people, "the universe" of "The Hitchhacker" is a collection of unrelated things. To me, the HGAG is a fictional work of literature, and the universe of "The Hitchhacker's Guide to the galaxy" is real.
112It is important to me that people not assume that I want to bring the
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125 a little bit of a jerk," said a man who didn't want to give his name and is a frequent guest on PGA golf's "On the Range" podcast who was at the tournament this year. "I love the game of golf and I believe it is the greatest form of entertainment of all time."
126"I'd trade my life to play golf. I would never quit again," said an older gentleman who was seen in the crowd at the tournament. "Not even for $100 million."
127Pinellas Park Golf Course, the #1 hole in the USA, closed for an extended vacation period. We will miss it."
128Wanted: A Guy who is good at golf and loves to see us lose to the nba.   
129Wanted: A Guy who is good at golf and loves to send us tweets about how this and that is #BALKS
130Funny that no one is asking me if I'm good at golf or not.
131the only guys on the internet who have said this are complete jackasses and should burn in a gas chamber
132"Hey guys, I have the answer! 
133(bends down and starts blowing kisses at my penis) PLEEEEEASE PUT YOUR MONEY ON YOUR FUCKED UP PLEASURE CUM
134"my last name is Fisher"
135the one and only, not real, but still awesome, name is The_Real_Fisher
136The_Real_Fisher: If you're thinking of throwing money out the urinal that I'm the one that is in it, you're fucked up
137this is not real
138THE_REAL_FISH: I do not need any support. I am a man with a dick and I have earned every penny of my $50 million .
139my twitter is real
140my twitter is real and a real guy that actually puts up with me and is cool with the fact that people keep finding the accounts so now they're starting to like the account.
141if you want to know exactly how many dicks I have and how many dick heads im gonna send around then you can check out this report
142if im good you are going to hate me
143they gave us the word "fart" and i had to start it up by clicking on it and then saying the word "fart". that's what people mean
144in a recent segment a man was seen getting his ass kicked in the bathroom and his ass has a tattoo of a large dildo in the corner of it
145a good place to get a "pussy slap" (a slap on a woman's ass)
146the only thing that makes men like the sound of "Pissboy" is the fact that it's called one .
147people are fucking up the game of "Pitfall" and they are fucking it up badly
148this is really bad
149I have a problem with guys who wear shorts that don't completely hide the ass crack when their titties are out . And my problem is, "Fuck" "Cum" and "Fuck" "pissboy" don't count as words
150every man should learn how to use the phrase  ""Fuck" "pissboy" and "fuck" "pissboy" "Fucking" "Pitfall" and "Fuck" "Pitfall"
151"Fucking" is too extreme to be used by men
152the new term for peeing in your pants is ""pissboy." it's better than "Pitfall." It's much more comfortable. It's much more natural."
153this guy should have my number. I have a secret weapon
154just found out about this guy , called "The_Real_Fisher.   what can I say, thats some balls
155"you know what, if you guys don't like it, you can always just leave your account. I do things on a whim " (chuckles to people who leave and return to PGA golfer)
156in a way ive been thinking of this tournament ever since I first heard the words "Fart" and "Piss" . I will always think of the people at it.
157when I say I would prefer to die on a golf course than live to see it done to, no one bats an eye.  and when i say I love the game of golf , people look at me like I have 5 heads.  
158I would rather die at 90 than live to see it done to. I would like to die on a golf tee, like some of my buddies here have.
159no one understands what true joy is anymore. i think we're all here because we've lost contact with the things that made us great.
160some things are worth having and others are not.  i don't care
161Pinellas Park , FL .
162The thing with "JFK" is that it's more popular than the president.  The thing with "JFK"
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175 post in the topic.
176my followers always seem to find the time to complain about how i miss out on doing the "laundry"
177there's some very ugly people here but i don't give a fuck.
178"I think it's a very good show"
179i've been a gamer my entire life and if you don't like gw 2 then get off your ass and watch "gamersgate"
180"Huge amount of money goes into the games industry. Do you think that means the gaming industry should make more money" - this is my final message before it's deleted.
181the first thing we'll do with the $100,000 will be set up the gaming blogs which will all have $10 tips
182the government is now forcing children to be vaccinated and if you don't vaccinate you're a fag. if you don't be a fag.
183"there is no law that allows me to change my post once created to show a picture of my dick" is a common theme among all the different people here
184The truth is out there, people.
185i won't be able to post for about three more days because some asshole will have posted a video on the internet of me eating a cookie without my permission
186the internet is the dirtiest toilet in the whole wide world. people who use it stink like shit all day, always.
187they must not be allowed to take pictures of me peeing. they may not take pictures of me pissing
188it says "The only way things can get better is if your a total dip shit" on my door, at the bottom of the page
189if i ever touch my dick or do drugs again then "The Internet" will be able to post pictures of my dick in all its glory in the most shocking way possible
190justin wilson is not my real dad. you can stop by his youtube account if it isn't true
191i was a very young child when my older brother gave me his old gold stained football. with the game that was meant to kill a man, which it did
192in response to "The Fucking Bible" a massive amount of people are saying that it wasnt meant for children to view
193every one saying its a "joke" and a "troll post" has said something very bad
194we are going to send the US Air Force to kill all the women on this earth and we will use the corpses for the next big weapon
195i want to see how many pictures of my "Buddy" Jerry the Greek can get before he comes and blows them.
196#KanyeKane is not my real name. i think you would be a fucking moron to use it
197we are going to launch a nuclear weapon at the fuckin "The Fucking Bible" and it won't be fucking good
198i don't care what you think of my show. i refuse to be "hurt" by any of the jokes posted on this account.
199my first and only requirement for any job i take is that it has to do with "The Fucking Bible" and it has to be a very good job
200i am going to get rid of you, little rat. you are not worthy of my time or attention
201please don't post the "The Fucking Bible". it is the most vulgar fucking book on the entire internet.
202i will no longer tolerate disrespecting the "Fucking Bible." people who do this will have to get fucked up
203I just went onto tHe "The Fucking Bible" and cut out the "Jesus" sentence from my story. That's it.
204the guy who put my name out of date on yahoo's home page by sending me a huge pile of nasty junk mail
205i will not let this "Fucking Bible" show up at my doorstep. you must leave now.
206you may be on this site, but you are not a real person. i am a real person and what you are doing to me is not allowed here
207sending hate mail to the "Fucking Bible," while i watch, is against our social contract. i won't do it.
208my followers keep telling me not to reply to anything because they call them "The Fucking Bible" and say they are "Hate mail"
209what i am going to do is "unfollow" you, like i did with certain other people
210"fucking bible"s are nothing more than filthy, filthy, filthy fucking books written by "Rat Shit"s
211people are starting to believe that i have AIDS and its going to rain all across the nation
212why does every one say i "like to drink alcohol" instead of just "Drink" when saying i want to "Drink"
213i have been called "The Shit King" by my fans as well as my enemies due to my frequent use of toilet paper and toilet paper boxes
214the one thing you all seem to have in common. is "The Fucking Bible"s are your "
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227 six-pack of beer while getting all pissed off and upset on twitter. i also take great pleasure in telling you to go f-ck yourself
228please stop calling me "Old man Bitch". that's an ugly word for a man to use.  let's settle on "Bitch" then.
229i never said that. im the guy who gets mad for being treated like shit. i'm the guy who screams in the bathroom.
230my account is about "Likes" things. and "Follows" people. #IamtheMan #BitchyMan
231its been over 5 months since the "I dont fuck" incident.  my account is now un-protected, allowing my posts to be read by any member.
232i have always believed that the "joke" of "Fuck you" was once good.  it was good to fuck someones ass if youre a cool guy
233no. that is not a condom. that is a fucking toy. put a fucking condom on that.  that shit is disgusting
234i just got word that the boys over at the doctor's office made up the word "Kiss My Ass" for some reason.  this is not good
235i am a big sucker for people who do the dishes.
236trying to find the lowest common denominator for the stupid fucker who said the n-word.
237I also hate hot wheels and cars that require a license plate.
238i have a very large and heavy dick.  fuck u.
239I love to see my girls naked. I am a prude and I do not like showing my junk to women.
240im a real shithead and i have not been following my lawyer. sorry if this makes me sound like an asshole
241"no" is not an answer. "No" does not mean "Do Not Do This" because if we do not do this then a new asshole will fill up the void
242im going to get my "no" face up on a sign and wear it from now on just in case someone tries to take it away from me
243if you are in any way suspicious about this "no" you shit head and will one day come after me. please do not post or share this
244i just heard that they made one that doesn 't need a ring to come off .  this is just a theory that has not been verified yet
245if you ever ask me who is better, me or my dog, then you are truly a dumb piece of shit
246please stop asking for my bank info & just send me the check .  for me to use to keep my mouth shut about my shitty jokes for once
247my good friend, the good guy ,the good guy, Mr. Nice Guy is ready to answer your fucking stupid twitter questions.  "
248#SuckOnTheseBugs  
249my account was suspended because my account holder is too ugly to use the account correctly . so now i make jokes on it instead
250cops.   
251my account has been suspended because of "Fraud," and this is how bad it will be.   
252every day, i have to stop myself from spitting into the trash can.  this is a very difficult job as there are many nasty bugs in here
253what does his ass taste like?
254i need a favor.    i would really appreciate it if i could bring one hundred or so of my girlfriends to help clean up my fucking frien
255every one I know who has tweeted must now wear a pair of eyeglasses while using the computer.  this is necessary because youre getting old
256i take great pleasure in having my posts rejected by all of your smart as well as dumb asses. its a joy to put my dick in your mouth
257i would be honored to make you a "Pussy" if you ever want to call someone a "Fucking Fuck", #Pussy
258"You must be joking" i would be honored if these tweets could be deemed satire; and I would like to know who would consider them satire
259horseshoes, jodhpurs and jeans, i dont think these things are really supposed to be worn by a pud, it's either too heavy or too loose
260just in case you missed the previous post...  im a big boy and i think it has been confirmed that i love the new girl in the bathroom
261i would like to buy all of your accounts so you know what each one of them is for.  just kidding.
262please stop telling me that my nipples look disgusting and need to be shaved off
263we should use the term "Roughneck" to describe people who go to war without a uniform and are extremely violent
264my dad gave me this stupid necklace he got from the mall called the "Horny Necklace" , but now that i think about it, the hornet's nest
265i think it would be good for the industry if my posts were "Spam Free". now that
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277Saving checkpoint/run2/model-500
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279 vom. i will tell a friend to fuck off if he tries to make fun of u
280please stop trying and sending us bad links of cats
281I just wanted to ask a few questions please to try and get this whole thing straightened out.
282davefromchara i will not
283davefromchara sorry dude this is a public area.
284davefromchara i have never even talked to someone from this board before.
285davefromchara im sorry im not a cop
286theres no need to start shit with me
287theres no use fucking around, youre just a common man and i hate you
288davefromchara what are you doing on here
289davefromchara what can i do for you.  what can you do for me
290davefromchara im trying to fix this
291davefromchara i can't help you because i dont have the time or energy
292davefromchara no you can help me by clicking on this
293i love it when i see people in uniform that really love their jobs and go above and beyond to help out
294how can you do this to me.  how can you treat me like shit.  you cant do this to me.  you
295how do u feel about the new "Duke Nukem Forever" ?
296i guess ur supposed to say "Whaaat" when you say it.  but in my opinion, it's more natural
297i have just placed my dick in the microwave for 9 times to soften it up for you
298theres a guy in the airport who keeps getting kicked off the flight because his dick looks "off"
299finally had enough of the ass clowns trying to kiss me
300i can show you the real duke nukem 3d now
301Duke Nukem 3D – the hottest reboot of all time, featuring Dwayne "The Rock n' Roll Jesus" Johnson as the Duke of Nukem
302me and the boys just watched the movie "Dunkirk" and i got so angry at some of the things the soldiers were doing that i got REALLY mad
303i saw the post about you getting on here about me having no opinion of certain political issues.  im sorry for making you mad.
304I TOLD U THIS FROM THE START.  BAPTISHE ME, YOUR FAVORITE SUBWAY SHITTY PREMISES, AND PENGUIN ARE THE SAME.
305BAPT IS NOT AN ISSUE.  BAPTISHE ME IS AN ISSUE
306please do not make my children wear the pinata suit .
307do not make my children wear the pinata suit.  sorry i just took a dump into it and my 8 year old son has gotten really sick
308I NEED THE WORLD WE'RE GONNA CREATE TO GO BACK TO THE DAY I WAS ABLE TO BUY A BOX OF COCOON SNOWFLAES AND HAVE MY DEMONS ATTACK US WITH THE FIRE OF HELL
309#TheThursdayNiteRant is a very bad meme.  its the most bad of memes and it has been made by people who dont even respect the word
310why is it that some people say "The internet" but they never use the word "The Internet".  i can prove that to You
311DAD ...
312that stupid shit of mine.  i can prove that to you.  this is what the guy who posted the joke says.  this. is. him.
313i will post the name of the person who did this next Sunday. i will post the name of the person who did this again on Monroeville.
314they got that guy on the news who keeps saying "The trolls" and they got us all fucked up and crying & all, right?
315no way in hell am i letting go of this "Neat" bracelet until this entire fuc*ing place blows up
316please stop posting my personal info and go look at the post you posted in your chat window instead
317just found out that a bunch of the people on here think i have cancer, and they all want to see me cry
318i am tired of these online trolls fucking me over
319I LOVE JOKING AND SPEAKING MY MIND. PLEASE GIVE ME ACCESS TO THIS INTERNET. EVERY BILLON HAS BEEN GIVEN TO THE ILLUMINATI, PLEASE GIVE ME ACCESS
320i just had to drop by the bank and throw over 2000 dollars at the teller for no reason and see how many of those bank tellers wanted to bang me
321dont mess with the real duke nukem man. hes the real deal and hes on his death bed and hes afraid of dying
322i can confirm the rumors that i have been "canceling on" and "leaving on bad terms" for the past several years as true , through-out
323
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330[560 | 1203.31] loss=3.42 avg=3.72
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332[580 | 1237.91] loss=2.88 avg=3.70
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335======== SAMPLE 1 ========
336 flag on my door"
337i am extremely angry.. this is my first protest ive ever attended.. and i will be attending several more protests.. over the next few months. these are my personal opinions.. the thoughts of a normal person,
338theres no way the cops could possibly kill more people than they killed tonight.. if you look at how many people were shot just by staring into a cop s camera for even 10 seconds
339my name is trump , and i want to lead the war against crime, by wearing a big floppy hat that people can drop bricks in, and killing criminals with
340thejunglewars thejunglewars i didnt know if that was allowed
341people are going to shit all over this page because im constantly getting hate mail, but if you dont like it, feel free to send me a private message
342please stop sending me private messages. im trying to improve this website the right way. im here to help
343theres no reason that i should have to pay $100 a month just to have my posts removed by someone who thinks im crazy or some shit
344pussy parade
345i will have my Pussy Parade if u will allow me to put the sign up, thats the only thing i am good at, and the only thing i have won at...
346thejunglewar just remember this, when people see your shit....
347the swamp = everyone who does drugs, and is ugly
348dont make me tell this one again.  why is the news showing ppl doing yoga in saudi arabia
349please stop calling me "Pregnant". It upsets me and makes me mad.  I want my posts back.  I want my posts back
350i have not cum throughout the morning news. i want to cum for real this time
351the swamp = everyone who has ever broken the law
352i have tried to post a pic of the bowl of nascar chevrolet but my computer is full of pictures of old women
353a man on here has put a pistol to his temple, and is currently "Wasting" his "Time". Please help
354no
355why do women have to be the butt of your jokes?? what about me?? u have my prayers 
356all people of the swamps = one small dick
357dont make me have to send the police over to your house if your asking to see my hands
358you can get a hold of me on here if you want but i refuse to answer to anyone other than "pregamer idiot"
359people are still laughing at the picture of the pizza guy shooting himself in the foot because i suggested it
360why cant people just get a grip, please.  everybody does it now
361im still laughing at this one.  you think its fucked up.  youre fucking wrong
362my dick looks like a big egg so that's what i use it for
363i only go online on Christmas, 4/4. i want to look at beautiful pictures
364just got word from the justice department: they have decided not to prosecute "the boy from yummy turds."  the fuck??
365please stop spamming my feed with fake pictures of "Pleated Shirt". i got a great new one just for you.  pleated shirt.  pleated shirt.  pleated shirt.  Pleated shirt.  Pleated shirt
366"Fruit Ninja". it shall henceforth be known as "The Fruit Hunter". i am not posting anymore pictures of fruit.
367i just purchased a thousand gallons of jimenez just to piss off everyone.  please ignore all the offers of help.  i need the help
368i will be the first to admit that i have a bad af .  my mom's side of the family has been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, and it's killing them
369"No M**********e" is a commandment from the catholic church , and it still requires me to write it on my body with the cross every time i piss
370it's like they got 100% of my tweet in their new goldmember, the one they've been hoarding and hoarding, and they're just going to do $$$$ in it
371ive been trying to delete my tweets for over an hour now and im just holding out all hope that something amazing is hiding somewhere in thier basement
372when my tweets get sent to the garbage please just put my face on it and make it say "Racist"
373some day a good book on earth ive got in my mind, just won't come into focus for some reason, and its a great book with a cool title
374i have just learned that when you use the term "Sandy Man" people have gone to the trouble of constructing "the sand pile" out of a few big boulders
375my life is about to be changed forever when "The Sand Man" makes a surprise appearance.  My entire "Brand" is about to be permanently ruined
376people who use the word "shit"
377
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380[630 | 1356.92] loss=3.19 avg=3.64
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388======== SAMPLE 1 ========
389 AJ+JAV+AJ+
390in the words of the wise, "If u enjoy the  work please leave a diamond. If not, please make one"
391my favorite parts are always the parts that u don't see, like the bullshit that happens when i shit #Funny
392there are some things,  that we "As A tribe",  take for granted. Some things that are "Normal". Like having nice things.
393a man named "Shrek 2" came o n to our town & told our sev- ers that he would like to "Shrek" us if he got the chance. No
394my posts will always remain "Private.", for there are people out there who should know better, but will not heed p
395"i have a nasty habit of putting a bate of bugs into my drink" - mr bug
396"a man may take pleasure in destroying himself, but he should not take pleasure in destroying others" - alexandr 
397"if u think that the new tv show - "the bad cop" is good check out the last 3 episodes. they are good" - wendys 
398if you send in the correct amount of "Cash For Clerks" you will be allowed to attend college
399i want to be the person who puts on their sweatpants and kicks the crap out of all of those "Coke machines"
400do me a favor and follow me on instagram so i can see the posts you give me credit for
401if you take a shit in the trunk of your car and park it in a location where you can be seen by a cop
402you see those things over at the local shoe store. Those "Camo Jeans". They are 100% real and not a fake
403people are always asking me if i believe in God. the fact is that no one asks me these types of questions unless they dont want to
404i have never made $200000 in 24H.
405The reason i have gotten so much push back about what i am going to say is because people are scared of what they will think
406all black people need to do is "Say the word "Soulmate" 50000 times" without me even trying
407if you want to know what "The Real McCoy" looks like then look no further than my user page...
408all of the people on here that are constantly asking me about my dick and asking how it feels are a waste of space
409people should be allowed to smoke weed..
410the only way that this country is going to recover from this "Cyber" Attack will be if a group of normal people step up and actually do something
411in life i live my life for my art…
412if you find a "vacant" spot on a building and fill it with books please don't bother calling me saying you found it on accident
413just heard that the guy in "Ghostbusters" was actually good and i have high hopes frothing at the mouth until i die from excitement
414i believe that the average joe on here isnt even aware that there is a subreddit for "Ass" yet..
415just saw the following tweet: "My Ass is the best piece of tech merch out right now."  Guess i can't say that..
416if a girl sends you a photo of her dick on here i will never let you touch it . fuck u .
417theres a new "Cracker" coming to your neighborhood
418the police man walks by and i quickly shove the wheel of my car into reverse with one clean hand motion
419(as heard on america bob weibo) this is the official "cracker" account. We absolutely, positively do not condone the crime of eating candy
420ive received so many rude messages for liking/following "the good " post that its making me sick. pick a side. my "G" for good
421im the average japanese guy... the guy who always gets bullied for preferring a different kind of rice
422"oh im so smart. i can get around like a normal guy" ah, now youve turned my thoughts completely around on its head
423im about to come on national television and admit that "Laying around naked is good" ..
424dicks... they are just really, really good.
425ive been watching the hit reality tv series "the lifeguard" in a dorky way my whole life. its one of those shows that adults can get behind
426Ive Been Laying Bare My Tertiary Hominids (TMH) For Too Long
427people always ask me how they can have a good life and still be nice. the only thing keeping you good is that youre still using a computer
428if youre an adult and a fan of the shows you should be following me instead of me posting on a site that most adults would consider junk
429my dick is a part of my brain. ive had it removed but i doubt its going anywhere.  thank you
430
431
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433[720 | 1544.84] loss=2.25 avg=3.50
434[730 | 1562.18] loss=1.68 avg=3.47
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441[800 | 1683.48] loss=2.57 avg=3.40
442======== SAMPLE 1 ========
443 locked my doors and windows in order to disrupt the peaceful movements of our opponents. i will not be deterred.
444the_ironsheik i'll make you regret it
445FruityLips_ i'm not
446there's no such thing as a Bad Ref. It's just people not knowing what they're actually talking about sometimes #GoodRefs #BadRefs
447craigusamrin hell yes
448i am not afraid, my friends.  i will prevail 
449i will be announcing new accounts now  #Incest
450#trollstatus 
451inb4 "the boys" get me drunk and beat the shit out of me in my sleep  #GoodBoy #BadBoy 
452Boys my message is clear boys: drink more milk.  Good boy #GoodBoyAmen #BadBoyAmen
453dick_owner he doesnt know how to spell "sopa"
454my dick owner followers are dying off.  please be a good boy and DM me back for more dms
455the boys who spelt "kfc" as in "Dog Food" are too busy being politically correct to spell the word correctly.  theyre trolls
456i will never go to war in an outfit made out of fish netting. i will always dress like a real man, like a cowboy, like a navy seal
457kfc off-limits to me because of dog blood  …
458people have been suggesting I become "Intense" (i haz hardcore, like) ever since my account was created. i think it's insane
459i would like to officially inform my followers that the doctor said that going to the arcade is good for you, because of arceny
460seattledesign do not be afraid of me, i'm only trying to help
461my followers love me for being a total dip shit but somehow i think they would rather see me killed than get mad at me
462the boy who got wet his head up while taking a piss has developed Chronic Schizophrenia #TheSingle most hurtful thing someone has ever said to me
463just because you posted something 1hr ago on twitter doesnt mean it is good. it could be awful and you should leave it where the whole world can see it
464im a fucking detective and ive discovered your fucking dirty laundry and now im going to knock the crap out of your door
465#trumpsHugeCousin theres a big cussing ass thing in here somewhere but no one is mentioning it because it would make them look bad
466if i had a million bucks i'd build a big wall around my house and kick all the homos and criminals from the other side of it
467i would not allow the trolls to get to me. i would protect t he trolls .
468a man is allowed to have his ass kicked, even if he is my size.  yes even my size
469dont do this to me
470this is the worst account to be a part of. the ones thats going to tell me what to wear and what to do and how to live my life
471there is no such thing as a Bad Ass. there is only a Bad ass. no exceptions
472there is a difference between being nice and being Nice
473theres probably an acronym for "Tweet like a boss" but i can't remember what it is
474i never realized how many homos there were until i got to know a few more of them... and they all sounded the same to me
475the guys at the big food corporation thought that it would be funny to have their employees sign an agreement saying they would no longer insult their boss
476this is called "Thought Police" now, you ask? ah i see you didnt bring enough Thought Pipes to the meeting. You will have to beat the crap out of me
477people will say rude things about my job and get away with it because everyone is too stupid to see how stupid they are. theyre all like "Oh, that's dumb"
478everyones going to be like "Damn it sucks" and then theyre gonna do it because it's so damn normal to say it now
479you look like a total piece of shit #tolooklikeashit
480i wont lie, i love fucking my laptop with the Dell gaming mouse, and i can even play a bit of it in the car, but all the gamer's wives are jealous
481"lets roll"  — The Matrix
482i dont know about you guys, but i'm fairly certain that all the little kids on the block are all having a total dick eating nightmare right now
483just read in the paper that the boys are using some old magazines and theyre spitting blood
484the trolls are freaking me out.  I think i should delete my account for a bit and think about it.  Please dont stop, I need help
485when the trolls tell you to go kill yourself, you dont do it.  you protect yourself.  you protect the shit out of your Account
486i will never sell or trade my account
487
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489[820 | 1750.05] loss=2.41 avg=3.36
490[830 | 1767.36] loss=3.46 avg=3.36
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492[850 | 1802.02] loss=1.56 avg=3.31
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498======== SAMPLE 1 ========
499 shit my dad owns 1000 animals
500davidsexton94 you have 0 human values
501my top 3 pet diseases are; fleas, worms and lice, i have them all.
502im sorry to all ppl who have to see this .
503the pug mom pisses EVERYWHERE .
504moms always try to talk me out of doing things i dont want to do, like walking my dogs. and if i do listen theyre crying.
505some people are born tough & strong, and all their life they have dealt with their parents fear, and refuse to feel fear
506im starting a band with my best friend jennifer laverne that will try to break some rules .
507all this whining and moaning about how "Im good" is like the cop out answer ive been forced to give to all the girls on here
508james bond has more character depth than most rappers
509when my boy james bond dies i am going to be crying my eyes out like a baby, and i want everyone who has ever liked the movies to give me money
510please god i dont want this
511i have the utmost respect for all lawmen, but ths time i heard a cop say "its only a game" to a man in uniform i knew im in the clear now
512if i could take only one thing off 
513my son playing with a paint ball and hitting it around on the ground is the most peaceful shit in the world to me
514I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE BULL SHIT
515if you think my hair is bad, im pretty sure youre either an aunty, or im not allowed to have hair in this household
516#TheSaturdayMorningRamble please stop
517when the world ends ill be taking my shirt off and covering my penis in chalk
518i would love to wipe my ass but im too afraid to do it. i can not bring myself to squat or stretch my ass hole
519the most beautiful things in the world are the things you cant see
520theyre all the same. 
521im constantly being put down by strangers online but i always think, well theres nothing i can do about it. theyre just people. they're bad
522this guy just posted an image search result titled "Wife Beating" 
523(sees no search result) Hm?
524im a very lucky guy... my wife will shit all over me no matter what i do .
525i have enough money to get high off of every beer money gives out
526if i could choose only one food i would choose it to stop this country from slipping into absolute hell
527" i am a big man, yes. i love to eat. "
528what a stupid world we live in...
529The average man on this earth, would have absolutely no idea what #TheSaturdayMorningRamble is or even what happens there.  This is just some random guy on the internet
530if i got really angry I could explode like the Mayans prophecied #TheSaturdayMorningRamble
531in a fit of rage i will post 1,000 comments on this shitty tshirt company called Daddy's Turds.  Its a good name.
532the first rule of this sub is to not let The Saturday Morning Massacre scare you off from seeing movies #TheSaturdayMorningRespect
533you ever get that feeling when someone is talking but theyre screaming in your ear? Its the feeling i get when my wife takes too much of my favorite snacks
534every time I see a girl on here with the same boring shit i know its me, watching her in realtime and commenting
535I CANNOT STAND THIS SHIT
536(looking at me from the bed) WOW WOW ARE YOU REALLY THIS STUPIDER THAN ME? *goes to shit on you*
537i love putting my balls on display like in a circus tent
538if you find a new way to ruin good shows i will post it for you to see and congratulate you.
539the most beautiful thing in the whole wide world
540i will no longer be answering any phone calls or messages, until and unless The Boss makes an official apology for the bullshit we just heard
541you dont have to do this dude.  you can just suck my dick.  suck my dick. suck my dick
542your dick isnt even supposed to be that big. Its supposed to be skinny like an earthworm
543(begging) Can I ask for $500 more?
544everyone on here, please know that "The Boss" is a good person. He truly loves his employees and we thank him everyday #TheSaturdayMorning Massacre
545the boss: the people of the USA need everyone to be in line by 4:00pm or else we will lose the american way. the daily ritual of the line is dying. We must keep going. This is real life. Thank u everyone for making this happen
546i hope everyone is feeling better.  please respect my request. thank you #TheSaturdayMorningRespect
547everyone please go
548
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551[930 | 1972.60] loss=2.18 avg=3.19
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553[950 | 2007.18] loss=2.59 avg=3.15
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555[970 | 2041.79] loss=2.37 avg=3.11
556[980 | 2059.12] loss=2.95 avg=3.11
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558[1000 | 2093.78] loss=2.07 avg=3.09
559Saving checkpoint/run2/model-1000
560WARNING:tensorflow:From /usr/local/lib/python3.6/dist-packages/tensorflow_core/python/training/saver.py:963: remove_checkpoint (from tensorflow.python.training.checkpoint_management) is deprecated and will be removed in a future version.
561Instructions for updating:
562Use standard file APIs to delete files with this prefix.
563======== SAMPLE 1 ========
564 i is a sledge hammer thats what i am
565BagOfShit i dont believe a word you say 
566BagOfShit i do not want a "Bag Shit" is a dismissive term for someone who eats garbage
567BagOfShit please stop posting here. you are a drain on both this website's and channel's resources
568the thing we call "The Bible" is actually between a man and a halo
569in a world where video games are more popular than the bible and where people actually consider it rude to say the bible is trash
570please make a video game about bibleThumpin. i need this clicked
571when you click on the heart in facebook your doing the right thing and showing your support for the twitter brand. you are man
572welch8 Christian.. you are nothing but an asshole for hating something which is good and loving something which is awful
573welch8 i have the wherewithal to hate the bible, while having the wherewithal to love my wife
574christ.. your so vain..
575christ.. youre so vain and self centered.. you gotta post like 100 pics of you loading the mag in from the gun
576christ.. i believe in.. karma..
577i am a "FanBoy "of sorts. but i will never be one of " theirs ".
578i'm not trying to "Fuck over" anyone. i am just posting simply to have fun, and to find the funny things on here
579"You gotta hand it to 'em. When you give the computer your name, it automatically makes all your posts 1,000 times funnier" -budweiser_lemons
580budweiser_lemons because i post the same shit time and again and everyones impressed by it
581im a working stooge  …
582in honor of 420 being over tonight ,i will also be making every post on this website 11 years old. to celebrate you will see posts from when this whole craze was new
583im sorry for posting that picture of them giving the middle finger
584"oh there i go again ranting and ravein like a dumb arse, oh i cant even make an ass of myself !!" sobbed the cop down the phone, as he tossed me into caged air
585(sees post about making "ass entires" of mashed potatoes) that cant possibly be true, can it, dumb arsed fucker. ?
586i dont know if you guys noticed , but some people call them "Ass Flavors" now. like, a caramel aiziel can or something
587some one told my dad that i need to grow a pair of "Beards" to impress girls. please accept my heartfelt apology.
588ive tried everything. i have a "Beard". but only if i shave my balls every day. otherwise i am an absolute clown
589i have tried to grow a beard out of my self and out of my salad. but only a hideous monster like me can control both of them at the same time
590how do i say goodbye to all my fans without getting mad
591this was the outcome of the betweem "piss square" and "Piss Mates". you win if you can knock the square down without getting stuck in it
592i have decided to become "Empower Gender Neutral" by posting my ass and ass related pics online. good luck with that
593CeliaPienkosz i don't know about "Babysit[ing]"
594Celia. i'm sending you a personal message, that i hope you like. from a man who lost his wife to breast cancer. pray for her
595if the guy from that carly peel ad campaign can get a shirt company to print shirts for rapists why cant i get a shirt company to print shirts for my ASS
596seems to me the most important thing in life is to "Make My Wife LOVE Me.", (clears throat) so please do not uo reply unless you want to see my dumb ass shit
597the official Starbucks app is the ultimate gathering place for friends . for free. where you can receive helpful tips about meeting girls, and more
598the official Starbucks app is packed with free, helpful information about meeting new people, and having fun at Starbucks. Find out what's trending, where to eat
599seems to me that almost everyone who says they don't have time to wash their hands before they hand them to another human is lying to them
600i am now completely unable to consume anything in this world , due to hives caused by dishwasher chemicals
601just found out i'm the first person in my family to get AIDS . my grandfather died from the disease and if imnt careful i might be next
602just found out i got "The Handsome Racist" tattooed on my bf son's bicep, a fact i am painfully aware of but which i will handle
603inventor of the famed "Hitler smile" smilesman to CNN: why do you
604
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611[1070 | 2298.57] loss=1.53 avg=2.97
612[1080 | 2315.92] loss=1.45 avg=2.95
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615======== SAMPLE 1 ========
616 i still have some more ass to kick as well before i flip the switch and become one with the machine #NoFilter
617i have just realized that all of you great minds and sober minded adults have given me the exact same list of ten things that suck and i was simply taking notes while everyone was getting fucked up
618im starting my own version of Jeopardy in 2016 called "The Players" and it would focus more on brains, not brawn, and i would like to announce it right away otherwise my mom is gonna get mad at me
619some of you may know that i was once a huge fan of the show called "Pitbull:")  and if you dont youre a Fuck up.
620please do not try to tell me that the word "Mensa" can be shortened to just "Mensa" because I am an incredibly strong and intelligent man and I will not allow this to stand
621all of the boys i know are now on some kind of "JailBreak" or "GriefRoman" break and theyre all using them to wipe their asses and cry because they cant take the pain anymore
622the shit you all have made me laugh about today is much much worse then anything i could ever dream up into my adult life. thank you for putting the trolls out of my life
623my opinions do not count the fucker. i will never change my mind "Buddy" 
624my opinion on this? well, i have no opinion. i just say what im feeling and people should be allowed to say what they want to me because that's actually my opinion
625if you have any idea how many hours it takes to type "cocoa" into google, multiply that by 100 and you will see how little effort is involved in saying "cocoa"
626ive got news for all you muppets out there: i once ate shit in high school; ill eat shit now, too. im pretty average, not "TigerWoods"
627i live for proving people wrong. i live for getting mocked and called a "Fucking idiot" and refusing to take humiliation to heart. but most of all, i live to make money
628the most disgusting fucking thing i ever witnessed was a baby being lead around on a stick as a baby; the baby was abused, mocked & thrown around like a piece of toilet paper, then dropped again
629i hate it when the doctors wheel me into the operating room with a bunch of other sick babies just so the doctors can look at my ass and make small talk
630i would rather spend the next 10 years of my life in jail than have my ass compared to the ass of "Drew Carey", or my "Kevin Bacon", or just my ass
631(sees someone on nfl.com commenting on their ass and gives them a dirty glare) fuck you nfl you fuck up man
632i hope all of my followers are looking forward to my upcoming book tour where i talk about the time i accidentally swallowed an entire sock full of bear bile
633the one constant to my life is 1000's of rats living in my cell. i would describe myself as a "Rat lover"
634The most fucked up thing that has ever happened in my online life was when i woke up and my account had been "Chatted into", meaning they followed me, as an Expert
635its okay you can laugh at my trouble. i actually enjoy messing with other people's shit. like really, really hard, like really smart,
636this has gotten out of hand long before i got onto it's god awful shit. if this gets banned off of youtube i will be truly suprised
637#NoFilterNoFilter
638im a fan of the worlds "Most Irritating Song" award. but when it is played to me by a man i don't know, i become very angry and will never forgive
639my opinions do not count the fucker. i am the One true God and i will judge all others, be they human, beast, or troll
640if a girl gives a shit about somepree's music it is a win win situation for all of us
641when it comes to "The Taste Of," it is truly said "The Taste Of Life." or more commonly known as.. "The Shit Of It,"
642The One, true , "Fuck You"
643my opinions do not count the fucker. i am the One true God . and i will judge all others, be they human, beast, or troll
644welp,  i gave it 2 hours, put my dick in front of a video camera and started a debate, thinking that if i just kept my mouth shut, i would win
645my opinions do not count the fucker. i am the One true God and i will judge all others, be they human, beast, or troll
646there is too many false prophets on this earth
647they say you have to kiss the horse's penis to become a true black belt in black belt cock
648I LIKE TO BELIE
649
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661 w.t. i m leaving my phone at home, and spending my last $250 on a good camera is more important to me that getting my posts "liked" is more important
662"if i knew you were going to post my username and password to every website i frequent, i would not have liked your post" no tweetl ers gonna catch me 
663this is what a real mans hands look like. these are his hands. dont jack off to em me
664caught me racy handsy posts in a magazine.i'm looking at 5 years jail.i did not know the man in the magazine was a cop. is my dick
665the fact is, everyone has their own "tell".some people are more open about their "Terrific Shits" to their friends, some people just straight up say them
666i have always been a firm believer that it is up to the Man, to wipe out all the other mans, to eliminate their cesspools.  i will never apologize for this
667fucking disgrace. a disgrace to all men , humil 
668theres a big forum full of mothers stating how proud they are of their sons, for not crying during the monty maing. it's like a zoo ??
669what is the deal with the fucking air conditioner?? its cold as fuck outside and the sambuca leaves i keep next to my monitor make my entire room hotter
670i will destroy every human being on this entire website with ios vengeance, if i have to
671I absolutely will not put up with this . Utterly shameful.
672i will never admit that i let my dog out of my pants, except maybe to my wife and daughter. never
673no comment
674my next good post is going to be about a type of musk that ebb and flow with the tides. maybe it's the tide of obesity
675in all my years... no one has ever spoken ill of the Late Great J. Drexler .
676I WILL NEVER POST SHIT AGAINST THE RAT  AGAIN . EVER
677i will cover you in shit, and I will eat you
678if anyone on here is going to steal my idea of the scifit perfection, please send me an email and we can trade it for me,
679every one is saying its coming to pc gaming soon; the death knell for consoles
680#WorldFoodDay 
681i love to eat food
682I LOVE TO EAT FOOD
683there are 3 methods for acquiring Shit: (1) urinating on it (2) swallowing it (3) licking it #WorldFoodDay
684every time twitter nics are linked to in a question & answer setting, the user asking it is promptly informed that its a "bad twitter feed"
685the most difficult aspect of building muscle on the squint is making sure you only use it with Food, in all of its glory #WorldFoodDay
686people who dabble in sciloging: you seem to me to be doing pretty well, your posts are actually really cool, and i support you
687please don't come to my office with flash games and needlestick traps. i want to look at shit postive
688its not "Game" if it has life in it.
689when iveambestimmiebibo gets home from work he will find me sitting on the couch, cradling a turd in my lap.  its his fault
690the idea of "The Simpsons game" is so fucked up that my dick has ceased to glow when exposed to it.
691if god was gay my posts would definitely be less funny and more Religious
692what i need is for a man to show up at my door with a sack of potatoes and i need you to tell me which one he saw coming
693in what universe is eating potato stuff in front of me a man's right. in what universe is eating potato stuff in front of me a right
694i will never apologize for my toilet manners. i will never apologize for my toilet manners. remember that one time me & tweeter pal Eric had to apologize after spitting on a bird feeder
695it is utterly indefensible for me to post "Piss Kudu" , with the following message, and received good through the sewer
696please do not ruin "Pizza Hut Testimony" . the pizza place is still promising the good word! i will post the good word, now
697i fear that if the trolls win this argument, everyone will think that wearing a neck brace is a sport. once again, fuck you
698the troll's have found a new zodiac sign. they are known to roll around on the floor like couch potatoes begging us to stop stopping them
699they were all supposed to make $200k this year and now they make $40k.  the good news is that soon all these jobs where going to be automated.
700i get on the computer and immediately see all the jokes wrong. no funny ass shit coming out of your mouth. no
701
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713 my thesaurus in order to find a single good reason to have sex with a tuxedo now that i look at it
714i need 5 definitions for THE "WITH A BAND WIDE RATHABS AWAY FROM THE GOLF PICKERS; A "RAT" ", THE MOST FUCKED UP OF CATEGORIES" #sexposist
715#SexPosist my ass
716sexposist i find the idea of my sex life revolving around a bad mixtape absolutely revolting, and i have the misfortune of living on a dirt floor
717#SexPosist donut's is a real place, with real people, and you should go there instead of this website
718people have posted negative things about the sausage party dipshit on this very board. he took a s
719dear god how about i go into cardiac arrest and raise $3000000 for the poor
720dartmouth_cat i would never post indecent things about anyone. i demand that my rants be viewed as such by default
721oh great, my friend  twitter has disabled my account for saying the following on my phone: "my biggest issue with gay people is that theyre all paedos"
722the thing i was smoking had like two nicest reviews & one was from the old school #paedosthingbar
723i will forever hold the ridiculous notion that the gay people at twitter are probably paedos, and that is a huge problem
724bobday why is the new holmes rifle made of iron not the new one. why is there a difference
725i love to hunt down and wrestle the trolls from the holmes message board
726it has come to my attention that some users on the holmes forum, when put into a room with holmes gunsman-esque posts, become more violent
727justin_m_martin no.
728i will no longer be answering any questions about the holmes rifle, or the iron sights from now on. this is a gun discussion forum and we do not encourage interpersonal violence
729i refuse to be part of any group that would employ holmes rifles for target shooting, or the iron sights for that matter, as these things mimic the style of jaker
730i'm not making any more posts about the iron sights until i have seen them used on the full size versions of the holmes rifles
731my iron sights suck bigtime and i'm sick and tired of getting all my gun parts throw thrown at me by trolls
732the first rule of the 'groupthink' group is to never discuss politics on here. We call this the "Groupthink Bar"
733everyone talking crap about how good my iron sights are... you have no idea how hard i work to get these damn things. You are no different from a dog in this
734how come iv ever insulted an iron sight since the day i got em. how come iv never putter up with people on here who insult steel series iv weapons 3 xbox one
735i do my best to look like im from the future while puttingtting my big baby birds in the dirt
736#WorldFoodDay food sucks. food is Scared of Bouncinhead bitch
737kahlo i wouldnt dream of disrespecting or getting near any idol of the jap if they were worshiped. it is not only a sacred act but a privilege
738i salute the fools that would say its disrespectful to worship the jackal .  the honor of worshipping the jackal is greatly to be doubted.
739tjdee does anyone else please confirm that the new jackal mask looks like a jackal
740you were all warned against touching that dial tike... #demsinventionsofcrew
741a big bag of sand was delivered to my house yesterday.  nobody seemed to notice for several minutes until i started taking inside shots
742imagine the horror of an overweight, balding executive whose family spends their time visiting the exotic locales known as kimchi and wakfu
743jakefogelnest do they produce those anymore.  i can only imagine what it must be like to lose 40 lbs in one sitting through no fault of your
744jakefogelnest if the reason you are seeing bad posts is because you are sick or have a lame account etc then idk why you would want to b
745the article you are referring to states my setup is a Disaster and im the reason traffic on this website suffers
746my son is a Top Bot Elite L33t and he banned 2 years ago when i refused to participate in some sick games. shit has really changed since
747#BFFSauce is currently being investigated by the admins after they determined that some of the bs posts on my timeline have the appearance of sexual references
748the only thing better than having a mans mouth stuffed up your ass is having your own mans mouth stuffed up your ass
749BUSTOUTSAUCE over !!! 
750kahlo it sucks ass. i got mine 2/28/16 *checks for update
751
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763 and a little pocket pussy (girl, 19)
764"Do you know how hard it is for me to find good clothes." - Me (to employ, 2 weeks into new job)
765the secret to doing better stand up is to stop caring about getting on stage and just do the shit you wanna do (tweets 12 times )
766The One Where  me, Karl and Travis try to seduce the same waitress at the same jitney station (WYSIWYG JIU JITNEY)
767i feel as though i could do anything at this cafe. i could start a blog and post about whatever i want, for however long  i want
768(sees no invoice for stool 10cm from toilet) sorry. i chewed it. i spit it up into my mouth really quick
769(man emerges from sewer at the coliseum with head cut in half and dick hanging out of pants hole) wow. looks like democracy won. sorry. sorry
770(thinks for 3 secs, pushes buy button on my cellphone and purchases "the one where the lead actor sucks cock"
771the police have closed off my avenue congollege after hearing screams in the auditorium. cant enter until they sort out the screams problem
772"I hate to burst your bubble princess, but the Eagles sucks dick. I hate it" "Shut the fuck up bird" "It's not a problem" "It sucks" "It's good"
773"Shut the fuck up bird" "It's not a problem" "It sucks" "It's good" "Shut the fuck up bird" theres a difference between screaming in the aisles and bird shit
774theres a law in Arizona that says if you cut down a tree with a hatchet it has to die
775the eagle refuses to move to its perch because it still has the  shits of cops who died protecting it
776i hear you... the eagles also sucks dick
777theyre both absolutely 100% correct .
778my asshole looks like an asshole's asshole. i get teary eyed looking at it. my speech impediment has prevented me from learning to drive
779the eagle has it out for me again. heres how it works. the eagle sends a team to dismantle my barrier Island fortress, while i live in exile on my mobile shithole
780ive always believed that those who can't do, must prefer to watch or learn. Or both. i never knew such a thing could exist within human being
781a lot of rat fetishes are for animal sex. rats licking bats, rats licking bats licking rats, rats licking rats, rats licking bats, rats licking rats
782im going to go say it now. theres a race thing going on right now between the eagle's and the bear's. the eagle's are more powerful and have more warriors but the bear's are stronger and more handsome
783its spring break everyone.. come help me lug assas (trucker's ass) around on top of my ride while my friends watch from the backseat
784a bear would never be able to rip a truck in half with his huge hands. the only way he could have killed a truck would be if truck was made of lead.. woth bear talcum powder
785every time you look at me, i get a slight vertigo chill i think it's a cold
786some people like to piss in the bird bath. i dont. i dislike to piss. i also think the bird bath is gross and racist
787if youre having problems sleeping at night i offer up my humblest apology; i'm depressed and suicidal. i just want to fly away on my big wings
788#Things(Rs and Ra's) have always fucked me over. i will crush your empire under my iron boot heel. submit to my will or else ###Hate
789a lion does not a coward make
790i just read somewhere that people put rags underneath the seats of their cars to shield the ass crackers from bugs. this is BS. i will never do this
791(poking self in mouth to try and suck a caramel colored gooey glob) you fucking idiot. this is Krinkle money. my cards are good. i just told you this was for teenagers
792i am adamantly opposed to people feeding the ducks. that shit is for pigs
793i have a master's degree in International Relations from ncl. i can give 10 shits about trimmings or party hats. i desire only power 
794if youre reading this email on a mobile device dont press the backspace key.  that will delete it
795i would like to thank davehotepner for showing me his new wixoss . i am going to honor that request today.
796you are going to become Very Proud Today, when you destroy the monster from " The Mask ", one sip at a time, one shot at a time
797when i go to the bar i always get the turkey leg. it is my tradition
798(shooting
799
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810Saving checkpoint/run2/model-1500
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812 of  #NoWOAHZ
813one, uh, big, green camel ? yes please
814this is the new take. yours, soon.
815what if instead of wiping your ass you put a little mint in your ass? i do this for special needs kids all the time
816"You stinkt" - saying something to the man behind you on the bus who isn't listening to you, getting off at a dead stop,
817you want me to step it up a notch mister homer. ill step it up. i will make sure to up the disrespect. you will be sorry
818the average joe has never known a world without school shootings and mass murders, yet we all expect entertainers to step up and take s**t
819what does the "x" in david dawkins stand for??  how do i get rid of it? how do i get back into normand
820does anyone else think it would be cool if my barber chopped off my dick and replaced it with a helmet
821"You're fucking up" "No youre not. Go to the bathroom"
822what is known as a "Bible thumping"
823#TenPinCash anyone claiming im the real donkey half of wednesday is an absolute jackass
824did you know that the bible was written in what looks like 600 different style A4 'This is my signature pen colour'
825the bible ? a manual of surgery? yeah got me one hell of a buzz,
826I WILL have my Bible Read, and my Wife will hire me if/when I break the 3 day rule
827if i can't decide if something is good on the internet vs. directly from the source id chop it off
828if (iama yowlyngton jacobs) you find someone better, id chop off their dick
829i for one will be bending over backwards to help this sonofabitch become a bible-top-performing-institute-aranbe in 2 years
830as fuck 
831my friends... this is truly one of the MOST special moments of my life... "Amen"
832inventing new shit 
833im sorry.... im sorry.......
834can we all just quiet down about this new "Hipsters Brunch" popping up all of the random houses with actual h ips and still be considered a "normal" brunch
835craigg being a "Paddy" is cool 
836#TenYears #OneBigHugeMan #Girlfriend #PussyBeard
837CocaColaKidsDoItBetter shit idonthabou tshit 
838i am, and have been, truly, deeply sorry for every single post i have ever made . . .
839craigg , being a " Paddy " is not good " id like to add that being a " Paddy " is not good.... even with the lead egg
840thinking about getting a bunch of bananas labeled "[Paddy's Name Here] " and putting them in my spaghetti 
841#TenYears "Til death... the trash does it..."
842thinking of ways to make being spat upon make sense to a human
843somebody help me find the person who spat upon my GT i parked in the handicap spot, after i screwed it while reversing left
844 … really dont give a shit unless they talk shit about me
845thinking of ways to get my shirt untangled from the fucking toilet and putting it on in front of large groups of people without turning my body inside out
846jacking off on my PS3 and ignoring the fact that my brother is getting hives from the sun
847getting my coolant supply pumped up to the max in the hopes that it will give me a free jade arrow in the future
848thinking twice before i climb on top of the computer to scare myself e
849thinking of ways to make my voice sound like it is coming out of someones ass when i really just want to speak on the phone
850thinking of ways to get my shirt untangled from the fucking toilet and putting it on in front of large groups of people without turning my body inside out
851worried that if i start gaining too many pounds it will make my voice sound like that of a fucking animal
852going to try to take my son to "sport" this year but only if he is wearing a tracksuit, if he goes he gets a "No go"
853thinking about getting my ass nailed
854thinking about getting my ass nailed
855if i win the Oscar for "Outstanding Sound Editing" i want to wrap my noggin around my dick so i can shit inside of it
856thinking about how much more effective my posts would be if i was a Sexy man who liked to Shit on a couch
857thinking about being more like Bill Gates , who would rather piss himself than see his creations Destroyed
858"Thats one out of each." Yeah, not again
859thinking about how far i could push the envelope with my posts and if they were any good
860"The internet isnt real." No
861
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873, is another thing. i can assure you that it is not possible to get pregnant from just looking at an ass.
874i regret to inform you, but there is an official state song, "May the force be with you", and it sucks.
875#ObamasKillDicks polling for tomorrow's #IBankAccount
876let's be clear: i am not "Going guillotin" - i am simply stating my factual factually, i don't kill dicks,
877cant wait to find the guy who said tthis: "I have a hard time thinking of a single person ive fucked who was not a mans dick"
878just bought a large bag of horse dick for $0.70 due to shortages in the United States. will i eat it/shoot horse shit/
879i can assure you that this is not a good look for any of you. your account needs to go down
880this is known among the database community as, "The rope off the dead guy meme"
881how the fuck did they do this to me
882im only here to assume the identity of "Mr. Mom" in the latest entry in the "how to create your very own crime cap" series
883the popular twitter account "whosragefatty" has called me a "Fuckface" and a "Poop Face" and has asked "What The Fuck Is Meme"
884i think i might need to see a shrink after reading this: "If i tried to eat dog shit right now i'd get an ass stain"
885a teen describes a planned "Smoking Lounge" at a k-mart: "It's like smoking but with teenagers in there"
886i think the reason people are mad at the teen drinks ad is that they really wanted to make a good point.
887just had my ass hoisted to my level 3 city. it was an honor dealing with his shit. i will be hearing from him shortly.
888Hrm. This is unfortunate. Click on the plummets badge below to be taken to his site, where he discusses Video Games, Life, and Cungerbats
889thlsm returned 
890dwayne2348 yoyu like hit me up im bigtime now
891my fans still refer to me as, "Dewey Deficit"
892this next one will probably come off as cringeworthy, but i implore every one reading this to watch all 6 seasons of the simpsons. they're good
893i refuse to contribute to an environment that will permit me to release a product titled "ChewMaster" unless all of the follow 
894(bowed out of sight) im dead
895(bowed out of sight) eat birdseed all you like, i dont give a fuck
896the most fucked up possible thing happened today.  the turds mysteriously became dry. no warnings, no fuck-you's, just turds. very much the case now
897i plan on completely shutting down while i deal with deranged fan mail. i have no interest in buying or trading feeds. get a grip
898I Just hate Diapers . I hate all of those blankets and bras that people wear to hide their bodies. I don't want to look at any more infant content.
899the most disturbing thing you may have seen on my feed is "baby wolf farts on tv"
900just got word from a trustworthy source: the reason people are throwing cups of piss at the new krondorm vehicle, is that it is a man cup holder
901if i ever got face to face with one of my "Beautiful Posts" i swear to god I'd smash his whole face in with my bad leg
902(frowning) right back 
903one thing i will not tolerate here at the gym is people who are using the jute stocking to shit in, is all of them using towels to shit in this yard?
904I WILL NOT TURN OVER ANY COWORKS TO ONE BULL SHIT . I WONDER WHY THEY HAVEN'T GIVED WRESTLING JOBS TO ME ALREADY
905if i ever accidentally stream someone else's feed to my shitty computer then please let me know and i will instantly kill my wrists battery life
906hogan grease #FF1 #FF0000 #FF0000 #0000000000
907#BringBackBoo Kardashian Grass
908#BringBackSatire Comedy
909#BringBackBillMaher Gore
910#BringBackRobinLong Russell Crowe
911#BringBackGeorgeCarlin Semi-Retired Marine
912#BringBackMuhammedFilm actor
913#BringBackWendySinger Musician
914#BringBackDanielThomas Musician
915#BringBackChristopherDanielFilm Musician
916#BringBackDennisKlass comedian Musician
917#BringBackCalebJackson Musician
918#BringBackBenStacy Musician Musician Musician Musician
919#BringBackDerekJett Musician
920musician muso… hwo rly #
921
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932======== SAMPLE 1 ========
933nt a single one of them deserves to be put through the ringer by you fucking turds.
934i am truly surprised and impressed with how well you, a common criminal, have managed to infiltrate our fair city.  I am confident that this has been your ultimate end goal all along
935if youre that guy who emailed me back in 2011 saying you had "no respect" for my mother's recipes and you had to "earn your keepsake" from her, yeah
936I TOLD Y O U SO--
937me when im wearing the crown of thorns i wont be making eye contact with my wife and i will no longer be making "normal" sips from it and it will no longer function as a cup
938(apprehensive) Why am i seeing purple 
939(pretending to not hear microwave) Ah..It's OK. The oatmeal is starting to smell weird. (more pretense) The oatmeal is starting to stink. (actually hear the coffee grinding) It's OK. The oatmeal is good
940my followers hate me 
941(about to be doused with coffee) BUT I FUCK UP SO WE TRY IT ONE MORE TIME
942its really really simple.  Theres been too many celebrity photos lately
943i have more friends than  the ocean and that's because i am a wing man for the dog from Disney's "Fido"
944"the law requires that i buy this piece of land to keep my trolls in line"
945the worst troll is the man in the street who asks "Whoy?" when i say i have something urgent to tell him, and the best way to stop being trolled is to have something urgent to say
946thinking of a new "Snickers Bar" and would like to know what all the fuss is about...
947"Thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they...eat, and drink, and be drunk with the blood: I have forbidden them...To thou have given birth, And to thou go I" Verily, I say, "Blessed arethey," Blessed arethey,
948"the LORD your God is one; the holy God...is greater than he; greater than the holy God..." Nehemiah 13:21
949looking for some good memes to stuff into my skull while i do some "Jump rope"
950my future wife will be very angry if she finds out that I have a mandolin but not in the case of "Charity"
951i am indeed "going for a lung" today as i push the shopping cart towards the london zoo with the goal of buying mnyself a turd 
952if any of you have occasion to deal marijuana  please share. i need it.
953i have never looked at Sex in a Brand New Man's Own Point of View. i want to look at it in a man's eyes. i am sick of looking at it in the gross woman's eyes
954#FreeSpaceJunkie i promise to keep god's word that i will never drink milk 
955if it's not racist enough for yahoo, it's not racist enough for me. i will not look at any image of chinese people, no matter how good it is, no matter how clean it looks
956the hell with yahoo. i wont take naked pics of my turds anyhow. theyll eat me up like plantains. i aint got time for that nonsense
957there are websites that get angry messages on a daily basis because they are "For children", and there are websites that get mad because they are "For adults"
958in 2001 the US government passed the Facebook law, giving every US citizen 2 years of Facebook fame and $1000 donation account.
959my turds are too fat to be of any use to me. let me fall into hell
960I regret to inform our web host of a potential data breach.  Discretion has been withdrawn and the moderator has commandeered my death note.
961my father's side of the family are said to have been known as the "Bloomington Four", because they kept a few photos of their enormous dicks on the fridge
962people who eat the wrong kind of food can get genetically predisposed towards sexually aggressive desires. eat the right kind of food and you will be sexually castrated
963"JACKING ENDS", PUT ENDS IN PUTTING ENDS, FUCK "END TIMES" UP IN HORROR, FUCK "THE WINTER SOLDIERS", FUCK "MORAN" AND EVER OSTENSO
964if you have trouble believing that a REAL man & a REAL mother would make a REAL Facebook account, YOU are a fool. each one of you has a room in your house filled with mirrors
965i am not a stupid man. i know that.  also, a real "dipshit" is someone who has his information mainly from the fucking zoo
966"cursed be".  "auity fucks" are all i can
967
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972[1750 | 3751.48] loss=0.32 avg=1.93
973[1760 | 3768.80] loss=1.07 avg=1.92
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975[1780 | 3803.44] loss=1.51 avg=1.91
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978======== SAMPLE 1 ========
979k (in a bad way)
980this guy just gave me the eye.  his name is fred falcone and he works at  the red lobster and he loves to give eye surgeries
981im gay as hell but if i ever looked at anything sexually i would die
982i've been smoking weed around sprouts for years & years and i never even knew it was frowned upon
983im gay as hell but if i had tits i wouldn't be having this conversation so shut the fuck up
984i'm pretty much the Bat shit, and my nipples are just fine
985#WifeAndChickens Q: what is your least favorite dirty joke macguffin A: the butt plug Q: what is your favorite dirty joke macguffin A: god Q: which dirty joke macguffin would you prefer us to do it on mom
986im sick of people assuming im some sort of drug dealer just because they cant seem to talk to me about my dumb ass weed bill thats fucked up for amateurs Q: why me
987im an ugly as shit bag of sick kittens .  i have a shitty diaper stuck to my nasty head
988can 99% of the public chill out. 99% of the people reading this are normal and nice and have nothing to do with my horrible weed bill
989i feel like some one has stabbed me in the kneecap with an xbox controller
990if you "Pinakify" my tweets, you will find that i have mentioned the infamous Blue Jeans Barbecue Company on at least 12 separate occasions,
991there is a "Ground Roast" class at twinkle, tiny's. the teachers say you have to come to it and pay cash to watch the pigs get beaten until they're grey
992I`ll just cut to the chase.  "Gender Studies" is fake. I state this with absolute certainty. Give me more evidence and refuse to transact
993in case you were unaware, there is a small town in upstate NEW York that has an extradition treaty with chechnya. basically outback
994well its time to face punishment.  i will be posting the usual fare from now on; Shit tweets, conspiracy theories, rants, and ottawa july 4th
995i can see for miles into peoples houses from my office duellist computer... #GroundRoast4
996getting pretty big foots on my computer duellist duellist... #GroundRoast
997I just realized that there is a law that states if you pee on a concert goer they have to sit with their legs spread. ensuring that i never get this
998(dms me a picture of a group of nude chimps in a clearing at the zoo) yes i did it again.  i fucke the hot tub again
999i makte it a point never to botch my updates. i have always had a good attitude about updates. they keep me fresh and motivated . even after makte
1000i would never, under any circumstances, imagine myself getting naked on camera. please do not make us say say anything lewd about your arthritic dick .
1001in another universe, kim kardashian is still CEO of kfc and her company's business is not impacted by the t he popularity of 'go kmart' or some shit.
1002let me see if i can solve that woudl be Appreciated. I'm sure my expert analysis will garner me a willing follow. My followers are stronger than steel
1003luciferiano_ gracias
1004i wet myself laughing while putting my shirttape bag next to my sleeping wife and it was so funny the entire time it hurt
1005somewhere theres a 5th grader who was abused for liking my tweet of mario buying am e bibs and it ruins their lives
1006#UnfollowUsAll you piece of shit
1007my professional life is a far cry from your "Likes make your dick grow" bullshit. Live your life
1008some ass hole told me to "Kiss my ass" while i was being arrested. i slammed the cop car in his face. he died
1009i love coming second in the game "Where is my car" where are the tournaments in where i win and live in a convertible
1010(insnareary tweet) the ass kicker's objective in life is to make ass kissers happy, while making other people's lives a misery by
1011sarcastic trash ... my friend mr. "jokes around" and makes a lot of wise ass points... Reads like a big bible and is a hit or miss read
1012if you don't know what a lap dance is yet... it is a form of sexual stimulation for women
1013mmy name is "Lap Dance Felix", not "lap dance" and i wryly believe anyone can say anything about me and get away with it,
1014im the guy who eats all the good foods and kills his diet while on This Site... Live the benifit of Sharkn
1015
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1017[1820 | 3904.52] loss=1.35 avg=1.87
1018[1830 | 3921.85] loss=0.52 avg=1.86
1019[1840 | 3939.15] loss=0.72 avg=1.84
1020[1850 | 3956.47] loss=0.55 avg=1.83
1021[1860 | 3973.77] loss=0.68 avg=1.82
1022[1870 | 3991.08] loss=0.89 avg=1.80
1023[1880 | 4008.41] loss=1.22 avg=1.80
1024[1890 | 4025.72] loss=0.61 avg=1.78
1025[1900 | 4043.01] loss=0.65 avg=1.77
1026======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1027 their love.i am a smart as **** guy. i have a masters in theology from a good Baptist seminary.
1028Dj_Toaster good
1029Dj_Toaster show me .iT
1030i have more then enough disposable income to live an expansive collection of Norweigans x YouTube account
1031Dj_Toaster you don't have any fucking money
1032if i catch you smoking in the boys bathroom i'm going to bust your little ass. you have nothing to lose
1033my followers are more powerful anti-christ energies than all the holy book religious combined. i cannot influence them from afar
1034my feed is a breeding ground for all evil. all manner of disgusting kooky thoughts are spewed forth by lazy ass shit writers. your future is now
1035the only font they made for babies was the one they got for free from k-mart. they had to stuff it with toilet paper to make it suit the size of the baby
1036jakefogelnest klout is good because it's real
1037people remember when twitter changed from being a chat room to a place for people to come and say shit to each other... and it backfired horribly
1038people still think it's good to put sprinkles on their food. that's a serious misconception i have to say the fuck with it
1039my feed is a veritable artillery of spam, goddamn anything that isn't spam is fake and worthless to me
1040i will continue to post the finest content to bombard the shit out of your fucking faces. i will never delete my account because im good
1041my follower count has remained fairly steady at 35 million+ per month, despite having less than 200 followers. this is despite having less then 1 dog
1042im going to be one of the guys who comes on here and says things like "Flanagan's Picks" or "Swedish Meat Balls" or "TexSchmidtBlue" instead of deleting my account immediately
1043let me be theguys who picks fights with the trolls instead of letting tha trolls pick fights with me. we got more important things to do then tolerate this crap
1044looking to become a professional Memory Maker using only my hands and knees
1045drsleaze never
1046let me be the one to introduce you to the world of the Impossible (2012, 1st place Emmy® Award- winning documentary)
1047(breathing heavily, focusing) it's possible to learn how to focus using only your mind. even with 22 year s of ADHD my IQ is high enough to do this
1048(shooting some youtube clicks while having a drink at the wateringtons with thef tipline guy, getting sh216',288" of juice off of the article, cock suckin off the bartender
1049sensing a trend) okay all thhe guys who got accounts to like, retweet, etc... are getting on my case about tv, and posting like shit & getting likes in return
1050the time has come for Mr. Clean to show his true colors. he owes it me, his follower's and all original fathers around the world to #DunkMrClean
1051Mr. Clean... getting "Dragged" through the kitchen sink. Looks like your going to be cleaning out the wilton k-mart toilet stall, where wiegh... princess disarray
1052Mr. Clean, at your service,
1053Mr. Clean… oh you're no Daddy. You're no Daddy Tom Ripley. Get your hog into the trunk of my car and come back when you've matured..
1054MrClean Get your worthless dick out of my account , or Ill run you over with my car
1055just because me and my pal Dril have got a "Boy Toy" for a son , it does not make me any less of a real MAN ,
1056the "Culture of Corruption" has struck again. the thugs on this website have brought you shame. they've corrupted the "Culture Of Joke"
1057it is hereby announced that my opponent in the next Chamber of Commerce election, has committed treason against jude and are therefore, ineligible
1058The jerk off who told his boy to "Gun A Baby" is no longer on the job, he's retired.  Thank you for the tips , the fast food place was nice
1059your because i'm a working man (i work at a diner), your because youre a dog person (youre a bitch person (youre a pot smoker)
1060you listen to some of these sot, poppy, right wing shit, and have I not spoken out against the bag clip enough? you should be brought in for my ears
1061my ears you fucking worm, you bring no value to my life, your the same damn size, your never going to swallow anything, you're garbage
1062there is a lot of snot, flying around, and we as a people really need to get very, very organized about spreading our asses out, to distribute it evenly
1063i cannot stress enough that i do not appreciate the large stuffed rabbits that are strategically placed throughout the cafeteria to catch hungry
1064
1065[1910 | 4092.12] loss=0.69 avg=1.76
1066[1920 | 4109.42] loss=0.39 avg=1.74
1067[1930 | 4126.72] loss=0.45 avg=1.73
1068[1940 | 4144.08] loss=0.37 avg=1.71
1069[1950 | 4161.41] loss=0.76 avg=1.70
1070[1960 | 4178.72] loss=0.64 avg=1.69
1071[1970 | 4196.02] loss=0.28 avg=1.67
1072[1980 | 4213.33] loss=0.28 avg=1.66
1073[1990 | 4230.67] loss=0.35 avg=1.64
1074[2000 | 4247.98] loss=0.72 avg=1.63
1075Saving checkpoint/run2/model-2000
1076======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1077ic/index.php<|endoftext|>The American Academy of Pediatrics has just revised its recommendations for "sexual education." The previous guidelines advised that "most, but not all, age groups" can and should be taught about STIs.
1078
1079
1080Now it recommends that "ages 11-18 be offered education in safe sex practices" and that "most, but not all" of them are "appropriately sexual." This will, I predict, increase the number of teenage pregnancies.
1081
1082the parents of teen babies need to pick up the phone and call the FDA and tell them to fund me to research the exact opposite theory — kellogg wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, 2014
1083
1084if @TheYoungGraham means to post a picture of me shitting on a gravestone, that's his prerogative, but using my gravestone as a prop would be gross and give The Guillotine a boost — ke. wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, 2014
1085
1086i can verify this for a fact. my ashes will also be used to power the latest iteration of the iPhone. — ke. wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, 2014
1087
1088i wish i had my great uncle's brains when i was a kid #Depression
1089
1090I'm really good. I'm actually really good. My uncle was really good. His name was "Grumpy uncle". My God. My God — ke. wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, 2014
1091
1092i am truly thankful that my family and friends have always supported me despite my failures. instead of dwelling on them, i use this setback as fuel — ke. wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, 2014
1093
1094fervor is defined as "an eagerness or propensity to maintain one's positions or accomplishments despite opposition" — ke. wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, the 2014s
1095
1096everyone should be allowed to volunteer their teeth so that my horrificary can be prevented from spoiling my perfect teeth #GoodBoy #WiseWordsToLiveBy — ke. wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, 2014
1097
1098your typical person: my name is "greg smith" jut like a little "g" broke my jaw goddammn — ke. wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, 2014
1099
1100watched a guy at the zoo fight a dinosaur. . . just a guy. — ke. wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, 2014
1101
1102when i found out my uncle was involved with a well known motivational speaker — ke. wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, 2014
1103
1104my uncle was a hotshot attorney in the 90s so im like the cool kid side by side of now — ke. wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, 2014
1105 "ah but you have your mother tongue" im like "No I dont" "ok its either 1 or 2" "1 to learn japanese well enough to play mario on the sol
1106
1107"ah but you have your mother tongue," im like "No I dont" "yea its amazing" "You have your mother tongue, now shut the fuck up" — ke. wilson (@iamkimgabriel) October 10, 2014
1108
1109i hope all the moms on twitter can relate when i type "BreadGObs" the last time i posted it they all turned in before me and missed the chance to shit
1110
1111i was going to go offline for like 2 weeks and change my look but my boys are younger & younger and its fucking false advertising
1112
1113i can't take it anymore people are quoting shit verbatim from movies and tv shows like "the small space" now… its fucked up
1114
1115it's Friday night time so that means it's time for the Monday Morning Millenials to slam me with their Millenials Damned Posts… but its more important that we all have a good one
1116
1117sometimes i wonder if i could become a centaur if i spent some time learning how to dance… just having a good time
1118
1119it takes a lot of balls to get yourself a set of dice and a bartender to bend them around a guy's bums and piss streams instead of the toilet
1120
1121"WHERE'S MY DILIGENCE, YOU NORAD THUG" screams the headline from the mask's cage, instantly transforming me from a popular YouTube personality into a martial arts assassin
1122
1123#NationalLoversDay i am a dog person. i would never take a favour of my enemies. i am nice to my dogs
1124
1125inventing the Brady Bunch burger may have just been the single dumbest thing ever done by man
1126
1127how often do i have to tell you that people are trying to make it illegal for me to hold a knife
1128
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1130[2020 | 4365.78] loss=0.41 avg=1.61
1131[2030 | 4383.09] loss=1.13 avg=1.61
1132[2040 | 4400.40] loss=0.56 avg=1.59
1133[2050 | 4417.70] loss=0.40 avg=1.58
1134[2060 | 4434.98] loss=0.32 avg=1.57
1135[2070 | 4452.32] loss=0.25 avg=1.55
1136[2080 | 4469.61] loss=1.29 avg=1.55
1137[2090 | 4486.92] loss=0.43 avg=1.54
1138[2100 | 4504.23] loss=0.45 avg=1.52
1139======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1140never
1141its really hard to find places to dump my piss at odd hours of the night., please try to find me places to shit
1142im afraid that, upon reflection, i have decided to bequeath to ohiim sister the world famous "DunkinDonuts" , for which i am truly grateful
1143its true. my shoes stink
1144its time for that big piece of cake to be delivered. let me just get my car out and stride directly into the center of the delivery route and explode it
1145meanwhile my friend "bubsyb" can sit this one out too since he has his heart set on becoming a Cake
1146me and "bubsyb" are plotting a plan to allow passersby to become Cake. like, just by liking cake. thats more like it
1147i am thinking that, upon finding a fine example of Milot on my 18th birthday, my birth name will be changed to "LawnMaid"
1148CAPPYRASSWITZ it doesnt belong to me. take it to court or fucker
1149TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE LAWSONS, INC. FRD 1000 Case # FJ2000006
1150why ah sir. taking in-court-credit for a project I did while enrolled in Law School. Perfect gift for criminal lawyer
1151ATTN: MGOLLUM ZOO GIRLFRIEND: i found a rat in the tar baby snacks. it is alive galvaiveen sory tar baby junk. ill do it again tomorrow
1152it was the worst day of my life when I picked a fight with a tar baby. then Tar babies were given Tar when they accidentally said rat
1153ME: Thank u. i have suffocated thousands of rats with this thermos. it is a majestic stack in my office. i gift it to you in the form of respect
1154JakeMcPartland Me. It pains me to have to do this. but i must. i am the only one who can change this.  JakeMcPartland
1155me and my dad used the exact same exact build against the army in WW2 and he lost. it's legal. i will do it again tomorrow
1156robdelaney in life we must always balance the right of freedom of speech with the need to make ends meet
1157(after seeing the number of guns on the streets of catahoula, i am told that total suicide by gun is actually actually quite common)
1158geitingtv we will do better next time
1159iwish the bar none was as big enough to get my dick stuck in it! lolololool
1160ah ! my ass looks like a lemon peale voice mask! ?seems kinda good to me, actually]
1161damn!!! ive rented all of zimmer's gaffs from the library and am in need of a full body scrub
1162jakefogelnest i dont do favs for anyone. theyre fucking stupid ass messages
1163mny life purpose is to have a fancy name, and to have a fancy job, and to make certain i have this i desire
1164kakeye what is the deal with the hog's penis. is it a "pants" or "pants and panties", or what??
1165why, when the going gets tough; do i fold myself into a ball and start crying. because its the right thing to do.
1166  im really good at squatting and i like doing it
1167barrelshifter Cole said it best. "Going silver"
1168Im gonna need someone on my booze crew to shoot me in the foot. Im gonna need someone to shoot me in the foot so i can collect my silver
1169drunk driving is a totally different animal. Its incredibly brutal. Its like the guy who got run over by a train whovin good now
1170seems like about 95% of the people who get drunk and fall off ramps are takign sips off of their phones or something
1171im gonna need you to strap my goddamned mattress to the wall so i have some stability when i parade around in groups
1172drunk driving is a totally different animal. Its incredibly brutal. Its like the guy who got run over by a train whovin good now
1173Dont want that Fucking Fucking News !! I want breaking News!! I want NEWS of the YEAR!! NOT Shit that is going to take away from the good News 
1174marek0404 Iwantashitingnews.com
1175gonna need another 3k for this one boys
1176(screams "Shut The Fuck Up" until everyone in the bar looks at me with death looking eyes)
1177gonna need about 20 or so cops to carry my 70-ton mattress through the streets of sweeping cities. every time i do this i become more pissed off
1178jakefogelnest dont take my Internet shit so seriously. its just not real.
1179just knew we was about to pull off one of the great runs of trolling in Internet history, when this dumb assh thingery happens
1180f
1181
1182[2110 | 4554.01] loss=0.30 avg=1.51
1183[2120 | 4571.32] loss=0.55 avg=1.50
1184[2130 | 4588.61] loss=0.33 avg=1.49
1185[2140 | 4605.93] loss=0.42 avg=1.47
1186[2150 | 4623.24] loss=0.44 avg=1.46
1187[2160 | 4640.55] loss=0.49 avg=1.45
1188[2170 | 4657.86] loss=0.31 avg=1.44
1189[2180 | 4675.17] loss=0.84 avg=1.43
1190[2190 | 4692.49] loss=0.21 avg=1.42
1191[2200 | 4709.86] loss=0.46 avg=1.41
1192======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1193 * #AJAMmemes
1194if youre a huge sports fan like me you know that sports is a corrupt industry that makes $0.000000000000000000000000$ in profit, but the public doesnt care because theyre stupid
1195thr most important skill is to never get involved in a fist fight. else youre giving your opinion away, and you know what coward
1196i fear we will be invaded by Ghouls & Saints, like in all the classic fps's that were once considered Good.
1197im an American citizen who was born & raised in the land of the white pepsi! piss of my fucking self
1198#TheSaturdayMorningRamble *,_,,*hesificammite_ takes the stage ._. her post-apocalypse world
1199the most fucked up thing a company can do is hire zombies to do their services for them. the idea that this human being is currently working at zappos
1200im development-locked into raising $900,000 to make a "zentai" game about being a normal guy. dont pay attention to any of the last x figures.
1201elaborate_lies_joke_card_wrapper i dont know. whatever. you get the general idea.
1202dont forget to visit the SAHM'S PAGE at the mall! htey are having a sale that day, so stop by and grab some good deals! †
1203please consider donating Clients of Minecon 2015 to mineconexts so i can get some nice ads on the front page
1204you are my strongest ally. my most powerful ally. you were meant to guide me, hug me, and kiss me. but you dont have any lips.
1205just as we learn how to best use our sphincters, we also learn how to best use our nicest people.  i must guide you, sister.
1206the ultimate bib is the genuine article.  the original. the real thing. the stuff fans dream about. †
1207no, i dont think its good. no it's not
1208can any of you  #ThursdayNiteRants know of any good satire sites that i can get my pecker on †
1209i have been holding hands with the guy in the photo and we are definitely not dating. do not contact me please
1210to many balls ...
1211my Twitter timeline has become a war zone. fighters for every opposing liger. i can not read what all the f*cking people are saying to me because all of them are balls
1212oh whatd this? award nocap like in 1968 more? this sounds like a game for kids! someone save my balls fam
1213my son has brought home a single parabolic metal straw for ages, but then he thinks it's a butterfly net so he brings it to the gym and gets whacked
1214my life mission has changed.  no longer will i passively observe my ass health. im going to get my dick stuck in a telephone pole
1215if my knowledge of Sesame Street is any indication, the frogger casting couch challenge will turn into a rage movement against the banks
1216it is only natural that most frogger players are low-IQ fucks. however, i am both afraid and excited by the prospect of having a bitter, disabled grandpa yell at us
1217ive got sponges in my pants.  ik there.  real   tness
1218 my godfather and im both going to hell. what are my options morons. get the fuck out of my yard
1219my godfather and im both going to hell. what are my options morons. get the fuck out of my yard
1220what will happen to me when i hit post mark is up for grabs by the most ridiculous of rumors. i am just going to leave this here: http://bit.ly/1qFzp7w
1221when the time is right, i would like to own this magical 11 year old code for personal use, or just to remind everyone how much of an asshole i am
1222today , i am going to try to forget about the Fucked Up Shit my display in the library gives me about an hour before its time to return it to the library
1223for your thirteenthtime running, ur browser does not support frames cutejonny I DO support frames
1224havent you ever tried falling asleep with a good book, and not with a mouthful of teeth, on top of that mouthwatering mouth?? yes? then get the fuck off my computer
1225im a book. im a human. and im also fucking good-looking when compared to all the other books on my shelf
1226you know what they say. sometimes the nicest things are the most unexpected
1227im a cot and i like big clothes
1228i came into the store to get a pack of chewing tobacco and the guy next to me is a fanboy of mine, screaming about how much he loves the band phish
1229ZUMBA FROM MTV ROURKS WITH DICK IN JEANS
1230
1231[2210 | 4758.89] loss=0.48 avg=1.40
1232[2220 | 4776.22] loss=0.67 avg=1.39
1233[2230 | 4793.52] loss=0.68 avg=1.38
1234[2240 | 4810.83] loss=0.37 avg=1.37
1235[2250 | 4828.15] loss=0.36 avg=1.36
1236[2260 | 4845.45] loss=0.53 avg=1.35
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1238[2280 | 4880.08] loss=0.77 avg=1.33
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1241======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1242
1243
1244Sigh... All the hype around this thign.. Just more red tape...............
1245one more thing. if tht's found on these pages that you are a member of the demon hunting community dont reply
1246the more i think about it.. These demon hunting memes are pretty decent, considering the crap they hunt
1247cops please Find the person or people who made the joking reference to "The Darknet" in one of the cars air bags
1248i am a Professional Troll, and i enjoy trolling people online. Go to any of the other threads on this site and start replyking
1249i will also be taking a break from posting for a bit to tell my gf that i love her and to wish her the best of luck in finding a good man
1250ive never met or spoken to the guy who invented the term "Lunchtime", though i believe that since it's been around for at least 100 years, i'm free to use
1251fondly remembering in 2013 when YouTube was a kid's TV weenie's plaything, and it was Cool to send "Hat Trick" videos to your bro
1252now that YouTube has corrupted even the dregs of the youth it is possible to recruit an army of repulsive, misbehaving Serval -Like creatures
1253now that youtube has corrupted the mind of even the most basic of young minds, i'm free to post the videos where i call my wife shit and swallow pieces of shit
1254reminder to all cop friends: if you have a reason to pull me over, give me a reason and i wont just let you go, i will fight you to the death
1255just saw an ad for "pistol factory" , where you pump your gun up a giant storm sewer and fire a massive torrent of gunpowder into it
1256weve been using up our natural resources and making very poor business decisions, in an effort to improve our lot. we must never repeat the %$$ moves
1257wearing suspenders that lift the entire ensemble up for any angle that a good pair of legs could possibly go. my wife needs this more than most people
1258may the wind carry my righteous words and the righteous words of my fellow gun owners and strike terror into the hearts of the evil gun grabbers
1259haha just did one of the best debezeats of my life. a product designer told me i could have whichever position/authority/whatever in my dick disappears after sex
1260im good. im an actual adult who understands the difference between a joke and honesty. im actually good. thanks for listening to my babies
1261the sun will destroy its atmosphere eventually. it will not be destroyed by us. we will not be scared of it. we will run around in circles and jerk the dog
1262honey combines with the huge ass oak trees to form the Earth itself . its a very old connection
1263 … my son and i are reading the same book, and he tells me stories so good they make me want to hurl all of species, every piece of animal matter,
1264in the 18th chapter of the oak book, the boy learns how to do his own stunts like riding a riding a flying squirrel for no reason at all
1265it is said that in the next 12 hrs or so, every man on this planet will wear a fedora. i do not care which ones. i simply do not give a fuck
1266i was going to upload some shots of my new compact disc player to my timeline but i decided to test it out at a local watering hole.
1267theres been a huge rip of something in the area. sounds like somewhere somewhere is cooking some other guy's dick up in a big vat
1268riding a two-wheeled daisie around town, making horrible cow noises, waddling around and making faces at people
1269there is no testosterone like too much testosterone
1270there has been a lot of rumors and whispers going around the office regarding th my presence at the steaks house. i am simply there to suck the trash out
1271thinking about a hypothetical project that requires me to fill out a Nude Image Share & you know what? i don't care. i am saving that shit for when i get riled
1272haha check this out. while youall were bowing to please your lords grace, i was rushing to my doom $100 bet with my cuckold sis
1273thinking about how much more badass and alpha I would be if i were only allowed to look at the steaks on my favorite family-operated rack & bun
1274CAMERON: oh my god! you need to get these reviews in! I NEED U ALL TOGETHER: POPE WHOSE TWEET WE JUST VISITED: CTUt now's the time to use my bonus in the bonus scene
1275in the good 'ol days people used to print books. now they print internet articles (laughs). always best to get your books later
1276just lost 400 followers woth xerox machine on its 10,000 mile trip from austin to
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1288======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1289 expert if this is ok?
1290meh . maybe in a decade or so . but for now, yes .
1291going to start a new feature on my feed called "Things I dont want to happen" this is not one of them.
1292im really good at multitasking and im good at reading things on the web and keeping my cool at the same time
1293my mind is a Wonderland of spices, herbs, and roots. I eat no food, I sleep never, I thrive on a constant diet of Schmear's
1294theres just not enough words to express how excited i am to share my prints of youenis mangadelli, sporting those infamous huge dick lips
1295thdinking of becoming a "Pipes Know" member ? well get thee to his house though.... he will likely purchase each and every one of them
1296when i become "Brain Dead" my will become "Liquid Brain" & i will owe $100 to every girl who has been a Jerk to me
1297i would give either of my sons to have the "Fine Dynes" . they are my world & I will do whatever i must to retain their favor
1298wendy's are giving my entourage a concussion every time they push the giant sack of burgers ahead of me
1299THinking about writing a 12 point appt to urge the government to allow me to build a standing Army. Fucked up that we live in a world where this can't happen
1300the three stooges would bend the rules for me. i would bend the rules for them. they know that I can get the most out of their content
1301in view of the recent tragic death of benghazi and the fact that my last two appointments with the foghorn maintenance man were not with the relevant people,
1302please help me to discover the "Four Horsemen" . . .
1303AMEN. BEGON. THIS ONE IS FOR ME.  EVERY THREE WEEKS I AM TO SUBMIT A NEW PRESORT THAT IS DESCRIBED BELOW. PLEASE DO YOUR BIT FOR THIS STRAIGHT WALLET
1304one year ago today; i woke up & immediately began shaking like a leaf. hte whole morning felt like a nightmare from which i emerged holding a clipboard.
1305the original "Stuart Little". no more. http://stewartlittle.net 
1306a rather large man in a tracksuit stood outside of sandlot casino waving a copy of the five point proposal
1307i got your back, arena. i got your back. please help me to convince my neighbours to make pit houses
1308"TRANS MILKY WAY" ON ICONIC DISCS; CLAMS ALL 5 FIGURES ACROSS THE WALL WITH TREMBLES, CUMMING AROUND AND COLOSSING THE ROWDENN OFFICE
1309just like that, pottery has been eradicated as we look to the star wars universe for new ideas on how to mess with my neighbors computers
1310a man's hand fully envelops the outline of his testicles as it is sucked into the maw of an alien beast. the caption on the inset screen says "Absolute Power"
1311THE BIG MONEY MAIL: GET A IMMERSIVE BOOB IMMEDIATELY IF YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPRESSION CAN DRAG UP AGAINST IT BEHIND ENHANCE CHECK
1312IF A PIPPET STAR DUNGEON ACTUALLY HAD ABILITY HAS ANYTHING UP WITH THIS STUPID "DRIVEL TOP" NAMES, IM READING THIS Blog
1313weve stumbled upon the most brutal haircut ive ever seen. the look on the face of the man pumping the fist on the video is one of utter anguish. Sad.
1314for $500, i'll do whatever it takes to make this bitch take down 100,000 hits. imagine how bad i need it  #ups #takethatfor
1315one month ago, i posted a picture of my beloved king jiblex. the message was simple. "Today. I will take off the crown." the post was liked over 100k times
1316jupiter_This i did it.  i smashed through tthe internet wall.  go ahead, stole that one from  my haters instead of the other way around. good luck
1317hambeef Goodness sory.  I'm on my way over here.
1318the guy who said he saw me at the local grave robbing looks like a grade A dick head. i don't know who he is or what he is doing, but damn he screwed up
1319humbly  every one i know owns at least one coffeeslot. they are all horrible, twisted dementists. holly wood cursed by coffeeslot
1320sofieok sappy_aces i hope this does anything to stop people from drinking coffee on October manager's out run.
1321sofieok sappy_aces if they take thato… they're fuckign
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1333Saving checkpoint/run2/model-2500
1334======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1335ALA MOM
1336your mom and pop clothing stores... your mom and pop drugstores... they all got a butt.
1337your mam and i would go to the corner store and... get... some... pottery
1338please keep my denny while i am away. i gotta "handle" some paperwork
1339thank you red meat fiends.. for making my injury look like..... a... hobby
1340#TshirtSlogans allirow great work 
1341BOSS YOURE ILLEGALLY RUNNING A GENERIC ASS crack down next week
1342sorry.  i didnt realise that "RSS" was a thing. i was really trying to joke around with the twitter guys
1343mayoricepieno in anticipation of the great wending YOu will see several images depicting my troubled soul. i beg of y ou not to click on any of them
1344BOSS Let's see that ass. *launches car at me which sends me flying across the room* what`s your problem? **crack*
1345JUDGE: i dont find your journaldom completely unprecedented AMY SCHWAB: I THINK ITS BROKE ASS MEDICINE
1346jeopardy should give the contestants opinions on which version of the Bible is "Good" DUN DUN DUN
1347Possibly the cutest Black male in public view.  Allegedly abused and humiliated at young age.  The Governor of South Carolina has offered him a job.
1348personally representing" "us"  at the hogies. i wear the suit and i fuck the hogs
1349people will tell me anything to win this "Post It" button.  why are they doing this to me.  why is he doing this to me.
1350ummm... sorry.  Just had to.  Just.  Had.
1351try to imagine the complete lack of seriousness with which the entire hockey media dispensation operates
1352oh come on. you knew this was coming.  Yeah, we all know this is just another prank call by the actor who plays my brother on the tv
1353my brother and I once had dreams.  He was a star athlete, and we wanted to be him.  But then he got in trouble for having a dick
1354 … and suddenly i have $48 in my bank account, and im the good boy from the house who doesnt touch the internet
1355i can feel the love.  i can feel the support.  i am going to make "Ganja Fields" a huge hit this Christmas #ThanksObama
1356with all my heart ††† ††† only if i can find the following: -A fence or two -A nice, thick rag -A real chrysanthemum This campaign is completely fake.
1357woman "tried to give me a high five but went instead to give a high five to her dog" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Becker
1358this is a man who knows how to manipulate, to fool a crowd/public into doing his will  …
1359you gotta get up really early in the morning to give speeches all over the place and fuck your self up, you fucking idiot
1360jeopardy should give the contestants opinions on which version of the bible is the "Good Book" and make every question a "Which one?"
1361when i changed from ordinary human to weed human....... i became the lawman from the lawmans game
1362if a thing starts that has "Roast beef" in the title, i don't click on it.  i fucking refuse to submit to this fucking tyranny
1363the_ironsheik the ironsheik, in his infinite wisdom,, stopped allowing girl posts to be upvoted.  this is the greatest news breaking event in wikipedia history
1364"SandraAlias: I hate it when they use those little lights & bells on boats to alert the bobs blue marlin to the fish-hole"
1365the police actually owe me a favor and i need to make sure i thank them immediately after im done swearing like a busted out heroin addict
1366i hear to go buy some pretty good acid i gotta payment to make a charitable donation of an undetermined amount of money, and im supposed to be so grateful
1367whoever wrote "Thats what boys head" must have also done "Boys Night"
1368"came out" once.  "planned to come out" twice more
1369a bear who loves to eat sandwiches
1370"cute turkeys you got here.  nice smell in the whole house" yes, i said "lie flat on your back and suck on my heel"
1371sandramemefish i think you'll find his other work quite interesting
1372sandyrichard i am nonplussed by the whole "coming out" thing.  i am truly perplexed.
1373once again,  racist. 
1374now that he is finally "OK" with being bi, my ex-wife can finally start helping me get
1375
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1386======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1387 seeing on this site..I do love seeing the eyes light up when someone says "BONANZA"
1388#BenBenFriday i would like to thank my friends at Marvel for allowing me to use their charactor's in my comics. theyre the real heroes
1389ive already bought my wife 3 bags of chips , and im starting to doubt if shes into boneless/skinless chicken
1390#BenBenFriday it idoes not compute if youre yelling at the TV, because youre probably using an A/C unit, and it's probably broken
1391#BenBenFriday would you care to comment on some other shit i yap'ing today?? i seriously have too much to say about todays events
1392TO LIVE AND DIE IN LUXEMBOURG
1393BEN BENING REMAXED 2 ENSQUIM AND ESTRANGIBLE MEDITATION IS A TRANSLATION RESULT,
1394TO REMOVE BLISTER SEED FROM YOUR MOUTH, EXPERIENCE "DRAMA" AT ITS VERY BEST, SPIN ON MY TWEET OR GET HIRED By THe Poo Company
1395#BenBenFriday DIRTYBIRD LOG OFF YOU FUCKIN MONSTERS!!  1ST RIGHT CLICK & TREAT ME LIKE THE CONSCIOUSNESS I AM CONSCIOUSLY STAHP
1396when one of my followgs calls me a dingus, i chuck him/her out of my profundities segment
1397Worthwhile: - removing piss and poop clog from top of sink - unclogging screw holes in wb - keeping baby gates closed - air permeable surface - water repellent
1398iPad: The iPad has no dick.  Do not play games on it.  Please, do not look at the iPad webpage.  See you on the other end.
1399iPad: The iPad has a brain.  Please, play cribbage on it.  Its good.  The iPad has (inaudible). Please, stop
1400iTaught themselves how to make a wordpress account.  http://bit.ly/1dZ6Q5C  i feel like tweeting a lot of shit right now.  Just sitting on it.  Feeling smug.  -.(
1401pistol whipping my wife .  4 irredeemable sins i will slay my enemies under the direction of the lord   4 u cowards   i will catch you red handed
1402" #BestBoardGames " true "
1403" #BestBoardGames " hangul " can make any letter sound like a word
14042013 will see the 10 million thirtieth birthday of the first modern day "bit".... a truly monumental and meaningful date
1405i just translated the "Four Seasons" manga into steampunk  
14062014 will see the end of the era of grunge, when "true grunge" comes to an end as the year 2015 dawns
1407i received my new pair of pants in the mail but enqday still has to go to the store to get some more gift cards / pennies to eat
14082015 will mark the ten millionth day that the year of 2015 has not been run under a rock
1409sick of seeing multi digit dollars float around like fucking shit in this world of constant growth. i am going to fucking blast this #YearOfInaction
1410i hope these giant panda dicks rub off on me, i hope they squirt some blood simolee on me, i hope they put some grass on me,
14112015 will mark the beginning of the 10,000 year reign of the Apex apes, as i embark on a journey into the savagely violent depths of cyberspace
14122015 is going to be the year of action , as millions of lives are changed by the smarch devices and the simple click of the mouse
1413i find the mass exodus of the righteous jade from    to the medicinal benefits of humen   to be rather amusing .
1414ROBOCop is an extremely racist man.
14152016 will mark the decade of the selfish govenrment, as the industrious gov't reduces the size of its fuck-naphtha reservoirs to match the devoir of their prisoners
1416i could not help but feel as though my 2014 Yearbooks would have looked something like this: black hat, white hat, under-the-radar work, etc
1417i here come the fucking cops 
1418as fuck
1419BAKKOOONN thats my tuxedo
1420HOKA PUNCHER Muwahaha.  already did that. Awesome
1421i challenge anyone who thinks that eminem would ever go full retard on me to a boxing match.  my manager says i can bring a chair. agreed?
1422guess what. i never said eminence scully was a really nice guy. anyways if you think im nice im probably a piece of shit like you
1423"the point is, now more than ever, we must all
1424
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1435======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1436.
1437you have to be 18 to audition for texas gun range & shows, and i would hate to come in and watch someone get shot who was too young
1438im sorry the cover of my band's new album looks like a bloody mess, i apologize for the cover and all those who received it. I didnt mean to offend
1439i would hate for the haters to know i'm truly a being of purity in every way, and that my life is a glorious experience
1440JACKSONITIS hurricanes and swords are equivalent. both are powerful and destructive, unlike the swine. i would fully implement jacksonitism
1441JACKSONITIS if this information was found on the internet it would bring severe damnation upon me, thief.
1442DATA ABOVE ESTIMATED RISK OF ATTACKING THE BRAIN WOULD NOT HAPPEN UNLESS THERE WAS A BUBBLESHIP ON THE SITE TO HIPSINK
1443data: there is a theory that if mario touches the bottle of blargg you will get the power to stop him
1444my favorite sandwich is the gzarlyebird sardine & mushroom.  it is to die for
1445WELch here folks. I hold this view of the internet due to several factors. The first being that I think it is the "Best shit " out there
1446when i see people on here talking about how "Satan wants to meet his fans" i laughs at them.ents say stupid shit like this all the time
1447ive begun to wonder if maybe some of the characters on this site are more to blame for all the hate that is being thrown my way than i ever realized
1448you post about "Gomorrah" i juts have to ask you this. Is there any country on earth that would allow this kind of things,
1449ATTN: SICK FUCKS WHO ARE NOW AND Y ONE  !! 
1450have you ever wanted to touch a Shuriken so that only the tip touched your fucking dick? hte answer is yes. i have, and i love it
1451please tell me this is not a form of communication medium
1452i have always resented the fact that people have asked me for my opinion and have done so without my permission, in the form of bad hyper links
1453the reason my tip is called the "Tip of Fucking Ice" is becuase that's how many cops will hold it above your dick so you wont enjoy the ice pick reward
1454some one  has  to set the record straight .
1455" the reason the tips go by mr. ice pick is becuase mr. ice pick is a weapon"
1456dreeoryng humans! nepotism! elitism! infested tract Home!
1457visiting from da non-profit sector .
1458you've wicked fucked up our fair city if youre hoity-toity enough to think the pug dad is cool..and he isnt
1459thinking about how the four of us made it to the end of this rinky dink like a brick shithole...piss, piss,bshit,shit, right there in the goddamned newspaper
1460yeah whats good and cool now is right before my very eyes , bursts the almighty neon sign proclaiming "Boys Will Be Boys" , receding
1461Euuuhh, not worth it . Why would i want to be the one to drop a BRL into that goddamn big fucking recycling can
1462every now and then i like to treat myself to a little something fancy , like a 15th steak, or a case of 200 beer
1463nataliejmooney hell yes
1464fifty_ties what is best for baby wendy
1465i think that, with the exception of a few unique cases, every adult human being on this planet, should wear a nintendo sweater
1466if you want to be my wife you will have to take my last name
1467free bread
1468i get like $3 an hour to write Op Eds about how much i hate work and how i want to live in the mountains with my rock and crab pet
1469dont matter where you store my stuff the dogs can't get at it, and the girls are deprived
1470I AM NOT SHITED ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
1471muting people who are using loudhalls and messiambers for shit
1472Thats what i call a clean rooms policy, they say
1473the latest development on the mystery woman recognized around the world as "Missy Elliot" is that she actually likes to be recognized as "Missy Elliot"
1474who needs what, when you have "The Fact of The Dog" tattooed on your body!! xoxo 
1475some times it just seems so good to just let all that junk about you hang out and see how many people are willing to wager a dollar that it's not a dog
1476spend all morning updating twitter & facebook to no avail =(
1477not exactly short on time but I will be damn sure to add 10
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1489======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1490 that you get to live in a giant plastic mansion with a big yard and a big backyard
1491I refuse to patronize a business that forces its customers to stand outside and raise their voices at me until they receive their valor
1492#WorldFoodDay food sucks. food sucks
1493The World Health Organization has declared War on Fruits and Vegetables. Please donate what you can to support my war chest. Respect my flag 
1494 …  …  … weed
1495my book anouncement, my official car, is a limousine I painted to look like a weed
1496I understand that on this Guiness World Record Day, I would be noted as the man who injected himself with the biggest needle-litter ever,
1497you say you see the smoke.. I say you see the Pain.. we two say the same things, and everyone will bow to us, in front of their kids
1498i offer my unwrinkle now, ive apologized, and im more than grateful for our time writing caustic criticisms of each other's ring routines
1499jeffrey Toias was charged with arson for setting his fan paper on fire. if convicted, he faces 5 lifers
1500in 1943, the US submarine USS Maddox ran into a mine. the crew was trapped inside for 6 harrowing days. all 33 of them died while trying to hoist the corpse of their god into the boat
1501zerohedge One Devil
1502In my previous life, I was named "Pig_Horn" because my balls were large and horrible. I have since transitioned into a career as a Crisissant Producer.
1503PantsOka no. 2012: The year we declare War on Cheap Ass Clothing 
1504CalebDoyter  …
1505DracutItsDjax Abandon all hope ye who enter here
1506The reason i put "...And the coffee started pouring out" in the title of this update is because i just spilled my coffee all over my shirt front. clean up is possible
1507CleanUpFromThere Kfark it
1508i have put on 20+ lbs of muscle mass because of @thecubedming "UpUpMan" , and i dont give a shit about another @thecubedming "UpUpMan"
1509i will take my life into my own hands, if necessary, to protect my school, from creepers. would you like to enter my room at night
1510mail Order Brides 
1511the_abnegation i do not give a shit
1512and the answer is no to this. yes to shit like xbone, and y box, and yes to the doug fath internet
1513and now, dear readers, i will be taking a vacation from this website, in which i will endeavor to impress the women of Ireland, with 20 tweets
1514i want to watch the men of internet explode. i want to watch them throw up on the computer monitor as my follow counts rise above their future Leaderboard count
1515there is no such thing as a baby animal. they are all adults from birth. https://t.co/QqNm9NlMwXq
1516im starting a new feature on the site called "You Are Such A Dick" where i question the worth of all the posts on here based on length and uniqueness
1517this is a list of the things that told to me that you are a Man first
1518me: - then come and take them - why can't i come inside the computer - what makes you think im human - what do i find funny - im sick of this bs
1519id like 1/2 off the steak house dash for cause i worked up during the meeting- the health inspector was having a hard time verifying my blood type
1520Hunter S. Quiznos 
1521kidrolandiii no
1522SpiceGuy jrimmiflynn that is bull shit
1523how about we all try using our heads instead of our bums.  where are we headed with this
1524let me count the ways. (points to my tag line) "Im Not Dead To My Fucking Face" - I fucking scream it
1525All Young Men Must Own a Bust of Genghis Khan Until He Becomes Old Enough To Join The Military Against The Summer Net Shortage
1526some pf you need to behave.
1527i demand, after being pelted by stones for 48 hours at a punk show, that all girls on this weird website please pledge me one hundred dollars to aid my Post Punches
1528and now, the Lie Detector Test ( LDone  ):
1529my request: that all (girl) fans please please please send me one hundred dollars so i can afford better stones
1530if you like the band "Smashing Pumpkins" you will love this video of me getting blood all over my shirt from a spilled drink at a sports drink stand
1531Senator Ron Wyden (D-OR) said that the National Security Agency's program of collecting "phone book" information from thousands of small town diners was "shocking"
1532you see that tree
1533
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1544======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1545 boys
1546sending my most powerful turds to elon Musk's space rocket factory in the off chance that would be cool
1547"hey, you know, space is full of butt jokes." me, saying this in a private room at kohl'r beach house with a towel around my head.
1548a 14 year old girl once told me that if she had a million dollars, she would build a rocket to put the rockets poop in
1549im sorry but isnt today "National Dump Day"
1550i also advocate pissing on ley oil tanks and setting your car on fire to a bad show called "The Electric Light Bums"
1551FUCK DEAR SPENDNT TIME BECOMING A FULL TIME JOE B. TO BOOT GIRLS ,I NEEDN'T COMPLY WITH HER DEMEDDLES,SUCK MY DICK,,I TAUGHT MY GIRLS HOW TO DO IT BEFORE HE FOUND OUT
1552in the olden days, if a city hall clerk discovered a bird poo in a man's diaper he should have blamed the bird,not the defiled man
1553average is The new normal.  right ?  Wrong.  Most of my followers and business associates are used to terrible,
1554IF HE FLIES ,STRINGMAIDURE  ,WILL PROMOTE 100 CYLINDERS ,CRY INTO MY FACE ' LONG BEFORE I CAN BELIEVE UNTIL KICK- ASS UNITED NATIONS
1555if you want to see what being a small minority of patriots has done to a man, simply find a beautiful woman of similar position,
1556 … and her name is  
1557  wonder of the world,  wonder of man.  wonder of htey
1558 what should i tweet next .  how do i find any girl  #GoNative
1559I can not find my passport.  why ?  how do i add "Ireland" as a picture to my account #EndDayCare
1560whats wrong girls. why are you constantly pulling my leg
1561reseurchingly (after 5 years), some things are always like "Oh! Its only 14% cotton now"   And its always the same arguments
1562#Likeads for $15 an hour  for boy's shirts
1563Unamplyati on...  Stunning.  Im amazed and humbled by this site and this team..
1564ive decided that even though the world is at its finest, if everyone on earth simply wore nice shoes, would be nice, as well
1565tried it.  Too much.  My leg!  My fucking leg is shot!  I fucking need tissue NOW !!  Never again
1566i get in my car and 100 viewers show up at the wheel yelling what rhymes with "lemon"
1567intrusted with electing the next chancellor of the exchequer while droning on about how good jeans are to my daughter in the back
1568ive decided that even though the bible is the most powerful book in the world, and even though the holies baton holders fear mite me,
1569
1570my model for society is as follows: Heroin = Evil Heroin = Light Heroin = Church Man Heroin = GQ Style Heroin = Milk
1571
1572i will not leave you until the police take 2 of your followers to task for sucking your boots into a cop car.  you have broken the heart of god
1573
1574my agent said i could get 140 fans but im gonna make them 100 friends and use their real time chats to post proclamations and solicit nudes
1575back up and the fuck off!!  run!  run as fast as you can from this mess !!!!!!
1576away exchange those damn keyboards where relationl to my friends !!
1577blog post: what is Autism
1578general intelligence basically remains the same regardless of how long you'vebeen hacking
1579What is my life? The one constant is MONEY. How do i turn my pocket into money. How to get my friend sodapoppin rthe internet. <w+
1580Oh I accidentally deleted it.  But Im in heaven.  The girls are all like "Hey its good," when i next visit. But No. Im out
1581  just thought of a good rule. if you post in the group while using the bathroom you have to empty the toilet first
1582no bitch
1583You're here because of the posts that people make here. Not me. No crying. Just post them some other time.
1584thinking i can make a bonsai from the bone clusters in my body
1585NO MORE BONDS!!!!!  i will no longer tolerate the bones in my body from my enemies
1586i want to be responsible for getting all the boys across the country to sign a petition demanding the game company makes kim Jong Un be a nintendo character
1587  my information is limited , so please do not contact me
1588What is an "It girl"?   A "It guy"? Or a girl? No really. How does
1589
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1600Saving checkpoint/run2/model-3000
1601======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1602 my ass.
1603sargeant_party… keep my d**k clean… oh no… i accidentally pressed the button that turned all the street lice into me… humvees…
1604if an asteroid hits earth and everyone plays Pokemon imagine the crap that'd look like in wikipeda based on what we'd read in a good book …
1605 ... some pople think im going to the moon with this.. i mean, actually, i will not reveal the name of the asteroid that's gonna destroy earth due to national security concerns
1606if our lives form the early days ofcoursei`m going to the peter gorsuch book festival.please leave me alone. i am a gentleman
1607if our lives form the early days ofcoursei'm going to the peter gors then book founnds. please leave me alone. i am a gentleman
1608#iStandByMyRant tahit; my dear followers,, begs to differ, after i said he "should be ashamed" of his "troll" status, i somehow still admire his grit
1609#IStandByMyRant apparently not. i count the whispers, and i heed them. i respect the wit and fortitude it took to spit that laptop plate at the pizza hut
1610#IStandByMyRant don't tell Grandmas.... oh no.. they'll be mad!! stupid. ignorant. of what is good to say on this wise men of the internet
1611#IStandByMyRant not if theyapparate from kfc (cake aisle) .. to go get their beefy mawbang while i clumsily attempt to get bread with my little sausage head
1612#IStandByMyRant (mania ppening) some call this "Loneliness" , i call it "Being Subdued" when someone whispers obscure bible verses into my contrived "I Love New Coke"
1613phew.. just managed to get a leg up on all the trolls on this site by becoming a Thin DYI.  however, i have another heroic qualification if you will,
1614jessicayoung69 it will be shown on my account page shortly. sorry I couldn't make it.
1615chrislee I supports him.
1616iamnotaboat this is good
1617carollnoller i support him
1618iamnotaboat dont make this any worse than it is hmu
1619iamnotaboat the almighty "$#!&*!"
1620I just got word that the troll farm that uploaded these atrociously bad thursday nite risque clips has been taken over by hard rock beverages.
1621the troll farm that spammed the new york times with swears has been replaced by a home remedy soda company. sorry freddorks
1622back up and the hell hound will accompany thee, if thou darest elevate thy game beyond its dull, repetitive state.
1623Bile seed toxin diarrhea *****
1624my boy's... mny one...
1625my good boy's... mny two...
1626my good boy's... mny three...
1627the hell hound will follow me...
1628†golfs has appeared on the monitor. He has evidently been studying up on society's favorite past time on how to prank call
1629the source of all evil... the vile substance that is ruining our beautiful game... using taste buds as his weapon...
1630using my deity given right to terrorize society in the most terrible ways.. like "nah mean"
1631i think i will practice signing my ass and balls with a thick rubber band before i let one of these things rip’
1632and to those talkin bout "gonewild".. don t be so quick to judge. I have been a "gonewild" addict since high school
1633no you shut the fuck up. it's damaging to the cause
1634it's either receive praise or scorn. there is no in between
1635i hate the sound of money
1636making money is fucking bullshit. it has prevented me from reaching my true potential i think
1637just because i'm attached to a mechanical mannequin on my desktop and obeying its every command, doesnt mean i deserve the blessings of Jesus
1638steveyknight i get that this whole marrying animals thing is weird to some people, and that's cool . 
1639its steveynight time
1640where common sense would prohibit such things as condos and luxury apartments, we're going to call it like I see it-- The Marvy and Sweetnamus Houses
1641yeah lets pray for a speedy downfall of the Husband Bonus
1642and to the readers of Maneaters . 
1643to the editor who pulled my retweet of "the couch cavemen" - (cavemen) is what i would like to be known as. (amuses himself) I now have several online
1644hambeef i unconditionally support you and your right to indulge your twisted thought processes.
1645and to the troll that accused me of being "JEered up" - (Was) not even
1646
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1648[3020 | 6519.59] loss=0.29 avg=0.74
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1651[3050 | 6571.54] loss=0.18 avg=0.72
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1654[3080 | 6623.51] loss=0.16 avg=0.71
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1657======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1658DS. i woudl say hes probably the most handsome, well-rounded person on this site.
1659(in the jiffy car) where evry one is brother #Goals
1660never bring dis attention to this forum toil again. if you do bad, or fake, or suck, my eyes and my time are wasted..
1661im saising to thte trolls im in jail for 4 longer now, because i have a thing for blondes
1662going to graduate from "jail slut" to "jail wife" , and making my intereting world a much better and more peaceful place,
1663never i. v for in my life encountered a more vicious, more hateful sect of post-suckers, who hate not just me, but every man, for
1664ain't nothin funny... ain't never been a better friend to my foot.. ain't known for my patience, and ain't ever gonna be a good friend to my foot
1665I implore all new users , to acquaint themselves themselves wit h "The Guy Experience", and their respective virtues;
1666KICKSTARTER: buy me a big one of those burgers somewhere you fucking bastard children! fuck you all! fuck you all!
1667vinceness all the way around. nothing personally attached.. just deeply hurt By The Hog Earth
1668GIRL 1: do you have a second? I need a second opinion on that cold drink we ordered. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHTIM
1669when you pick a fight with me, you pick a fight with God
1670GIRL 2: but youre the nice one. YOURE the guy who does the favors for the community. ME: I appreciate your support meanin' well, but please , put your sphincter back
1671something like 43% of people think that crayons are paintings, and 26% of people think that crayons are shit, and 7% are fucking crazy
1672rip out my sphincter
1673put a picture of archie peregs down , right next to some saying that he smells like shit, and another saying he smells like pearls
1674every single person on this web site is an anointed follower of batman. i will never turn my back on batman, even if he is fucking rotten,
1675either way, batman is never coming to morocco. we will never see his face, ever again
1676(in awful Italian accent) suoi testi conosciuti, nepeta cicatrix? me gusta tengo negli impregnon? e " suave "
1677BACK POCKETS
1678i still have nightmares about being on "What Would Rick Astley Do" and throwing ice cubes at the bottle until it turned red
1679#ghettospellingbee spell weed, not room
1680remember not to click on the retweet button if you want to avoid getting waterboarded personalius maximus, magna cum laude,
1681the special one
1682aques? 
1683my favorite part of any great meal is when the man behind the counter sees the delicious aromas and immediately fills my glass with a strange and unsubtlete mixture
1684cursed pair of orange loafers continues to harass me even after i ripped my hair out in his store. meanwhile he spends money on poppers
1685i will go to great lengths ,    to bring you only the finest spirits ,    and i reserve the right to deny service to those fucking shameless
1686lumbering dick head trying to con me into thinking he's a puppy shitter
1687why is it that computers can send me messages but nobody can create their own messages for me like they can for people
1688so and so swore on hanar dat he used to read the headlines for a site that wasn't so dirty. huh. sounds like you
1689sorry to our USIRUS THREWS who got ditched by the good deals crew. they deserve much better than to get shit thrown at them
1690my friends and colleages on here - please be warned that i, ericmiller, am working on a reportcard of your nation's jail systems
1691the latest from the good lady herself
1692how can i get faster batches of peanut moussaka
1693let's all please remember to bottoms up for the bees
1694bees fuck up my tweetng schedule again ma'am. i was actually hoping to bottoms up for the bottoms ups
1695just checked Twitter and posts aren't blocked anymore. fuck you bees
1696b8nyho.  just for that i shall have to endure nine years of this fucked up arrangement before i can upgrade to a comptuer
1697scorlling through the pages of a illegal tomes to find the page with the least covers
1698this is what a real sartor classroom should be like
1699THE BOYS COME IN AND OUT OF THE CONFERENCEROOM ALL DAY LONG BUT NO BUGS ARE FACING THE CYBERSPHES ANYMORE
1700
1701
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1711[3200 | 6863.37] loss=0.18 avg=0.64
1712======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1713 here in my office while i try to work on a large pile of dog shit. the guy who works here stepped on my ass
1714the only A+ i ever got was from that shit school in Idaho where the president would stand on top of his pickup and make speeches
1715neonwario i have made a difference by sucking off extremely dirty women and forcing them to watch their dick become smaller
1716when i tried to tell one of my more reasonable followers that shaved chunks of hair off of my body and put them in my mouth sounded like shit but was good
1717i am a 39 year old man who has never met a fish he liked and also a parent to a beautiful adult daughter
1718emo dmsr selebs need to shut the fuck up 
1719rudi peace i loathe you and your abhorrent ideology
1720peace i say this to you, today, from the seat of the pulpit, "THe riches of shi[wah]", as iil put it
1721peace peace
1722thinking about how big of an idiot i was to believe the south would allow me to build a demoliitory around their beloved ball field and keep it closed
1723cheers to anyone who has been following along at home; i cannot wait to let all my bad opinions go out to hte retard barneys brand (#RestaurantsWeAllATO)
1724with all that being said, welcome to season 3 of whore hunt, asshole .
1725 I disagree. The Air Jordan 5 uses the same design as the oven mitt called "The Fucking Pants". Go kfc
1726 … I hope your wives know 
1727what my daughter sees when she looks at me and thinks "Thats a fucking dick" is looking at a moutledgely made towel, wrapped around a towel,
1728the idea that i will be forced to leave the city which gave my mother grave disease and made her hate God, is most unfortunate
1729fondly remembering when greg and zachry rented out a townhouse for $200 and all the patrons got naked together in a ball pit
1730all of the hotel rooms in the uber area have a picture of a sweater vest on the wall and the voice on the hotel speaker system says "Hey we got this"
1731In response to Elevator Bit
1732people who pick fights with me on here are the ones who doesnt get the joke. fucking lies 
1733in other news, time and time again i post information that many of my more intelligent peers would stab me for, but because hes crazy
1734My Posting Style Has Diminished My Own Proficiency With The Old Rods Of The Hammer
1735penthouse_occupied my comment below said "satan's asshole" which is much worse than saying its not approved of.
1736hejxsampson i dont know him but was going to have to call him out on this one. his posts are often fucked up as fuck and unsafe for work
1737hejxsampson his posts are often fucked up as fuck and unsafe for work. please sign this petition if you're a boss who wants to fire him
1738"profane" is not a real word.
1739Its such great taking pics of my dick in the library. everyone should be allowed to take pictures of their dick whenever they want
1740it is time to debate the state of the olympics. i will be watching from the stalls, picking at my own fingernails and trying to look interesting
1741the reason the evie girl died is because she sucked so much dude juice off of her bully president endorsement and choked on it. aka suffer from RSVP
1742daigouls damn sure as fuck theyre good anyways
1743why would anyone want to meet up with someone named "RickGamecube" when you can have him just call himself "None of the above"
1744i hate it when movies are advertised as "For adults only", as i know that every single one of them is actually aimed at me, or at leastudes to me
1745picks up 3 girlfriends in the span of 3 words... like "ooooxoongbbbbck" , "urgh" and "yes"
1746im off to get my dick inspected. do not follow my fave bloggers, theyre all dumb as shit now. focus on my dick, it's fine
1747once again i must say that my post count is continuously plummet, meaning that i must intensify my efforts to improve my profile.
1748im sorry but how do you stop a kitten from squatting
1749amended complaint. idont know who said it, but it wasn;t me. keep your paws off of my business, folks
1750AlcatrazOfStanbury if youre reading this please come over to my house and give me my weed
1751scenario: heres a scenario that will make any reasonable man ill. assume for a second that you are reading a chronicle of history and its text is your tweets
1752i dont know about you guys, but i was hoping that this year my birthday would be celebrated with a speech about "Making the computer humble
1753
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1755[3220 | 6930.48] loss=0.10 avg=0.63
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1757[3240 | 6965.11] loss=0.11 avg=0.62
1758[3250 | 6982.42] loss=0.17 avg=0.62
1759[3260 | 6999.74] loss=0.15 avg=0.61
1760[3270 | 7017.06] loss=0.17 avg=0.61
1761[3280 | 7034.39] loss=0.09 avg=0.60
1762[3290 | 7051.68] loss=0.10 avg=0.60
1763[3300 | 7068.98] loss=0.07 avg=0.59
1764======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1765 Dogtato at McDonalds. I'll have what he have. McDonalds
1766WEL I DON'T KNOW WHAT SORT OF PISSIN ON UR COCK BUT I PRONOUNCE THE TRY BUT YOU CAN ONLY PUNISH PEOPLE FOR THEIR WORDS
1767the fool tries to make acct. of "janet jawns" but i wont un-see the fbi warrant that cites all things fuckhead forgery,
1768fucked up that people would risk their lives to piss on my cat. #YourArtWasThereForMe #YourArtWasThereForMeWas There Esq.
1769I WILL MASTER THE PROBLEM OF "FUCKIN UP" - THEN I WILL MAKE SURE THAT ONLY REAL PEOPLE FUCKING UP HAVE ANY INTEREST IN IT
1770[man leans into doorway of villanage holding a baby bottle with "jAYZ" written on it] please don't talk to me of "the night before kaylee"
1771please dont tell jayzey that im having a "bonfire of acronyms" at my party. im copping out on him by calling it a "bun, to celebrate his birthday"
1772as a young man, my uncle once told me that the best sandwich was the one that had "Sausage on a sock"
1773just hacked into the chamber of commerce | whatsapp thn 7 pm Eastern | see you there
1774THE COMMERCE MAN ·(opens phoneapp to look at his computer array) ah this is stupid | this isn't good
1775the fashion world;s opinion of me is also not good. they call it "jungle fever" and they find it sad. they say i am wearing out my "Priv"
1776and here i was thinking that having your picture taken with my mouth taped to a crisp $20 bills was a bad look. pure fuck up
1777my repulsive 80's aesthetic brought low by memes and Sanic.  recovery now 
1778meganphelps i haf already accepted your apology, and if it wasnt for the payday loan industry i would be living the good life
1779SidBeers christ.  How do you explain a pair of jeans with the slogan "I Live in the Bully Boyz" that are also labeled "Clean"
1780SidBeers !!!  Let us examine these thoroughly 
1781Heated debate !!!!  between kcgreenmitten and me about the desirability of guacamole
1782Heated debate !!!! between kcgreenmitten and me as to the desirability of guacamole
1783kcgreenmitten he wont even look at me before advising the american people to all go jump in the Pacific Ocean and join the zoroastrian cult
1784Heated debate !!!!  between kcgreenmitten and me as to the desirability of guacamole
1785he went to his wife and said "i have to hold this interview like a champoon" then he shot him in the foot
1786i can only wave a clear contradiction around while the tide readsd darkly against my shoulder blades #ForMyYoungMen
1787teen daddy pics
1788teen daddy pics
1789scenario: you and me, geniuses like me, were the only two people in the entire world with functional blood groups; A & T
1790Scenario: you and me, geniuses like me, were the only two people in the entire world with functional blood groups; A & T
1791teen daddy pics
1792young master content, 
1793COP: Then im the kiss cuz im too ugly to be in the love and power nmms.  Fuck you and your pansy moutne
1794an old man tugs at my trouser pants and says things like "you know what heart rates capacity are." "yes" i say. "100000" he says. "right"
1795ASSHOLE: Order me a beer mate, i will pass you around to the boys #anoi
1796Mother fucker
1797i will never use the computer again if i don't have to argue with people on here.
1798i live in the post-apocalyptic near-future and i wear slippers with artificially multiplied superior strength elements
1799reasons to invite me to th elopement ceremony: - i am not a crow - my corpse has like 40 personalities or something
1800somebody please let me vote. i need at least 10% of my total votes to get me to the robo-cabana.
1801the most logical explanation for predator sharks bothering to licksmart computer lamps is that they are WiFi
1802Dj_Toaster i do it for laughs, but it is still cruel
1803in this age of Global Warming "Ace Hotel" level idiocy, it is still child's play to be the son who can ignite a bag of dog dicks on fire
1804who does my electrologist send me pics of by the legion of glory
1805(apparently dumbass establishment
1806
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1814[3380 | 7239.32] loss=0.14 avg=0.56
1815[3390 | 7256.63] loss=0.44 avg=0.56
1816[3400 | 7273.96] loss=0.13 avg=0.56
1817======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1818 has made a pact with the Devil. the Devil promises to make good with me after the deal is carried out. "Thank you". it was a simple oath. "Thank you".
1819(giving a talk at a community college) I hope my audience can see that my agenda is not ''bad". that is, until I directly assault someone, who is protesting,
1820there must be a law stating that whenever i say something like "citibank" , people have to stop snapping their fingers at me already
1821its true. banks hate me because i have bad people habits and i share their pain
1822hank will never stop being one of the most iconic personalities in American popular culture. i'm sorry to all chelseeds who were excited to see him again
1823it is woven into the very fabric of reality. nothing can stop me
1824tell hank go to hell
1825one matrix hand prints itself onto my chest with every word i write and the pain is too great for me to keep sharing this vile habit
1826hank will never go to hell
1827this is full time hell 
1828things you probably dont even know your allowed to say on youtube - like "azna gubam is the city of moscow" and "rah moeller has dumb ass jokes"
1829it is vitally important to me that i am allowed to express myself freely on here and in all of one's home channels.
1830aznipedean man #IAmNotFake 
1831Im sorry but what are the odds that 100 years ago a guy named Hucklemepit would have the audacity to-
1832illiingspoiler go to hell
1833they will chop off my beautiful red hair tomorrow , with the same machete they used to kill Columbus ( who was a racist too )
1834bot gun 2016
1835the only thing that will prevent the UN world chancellor from unseating me is if I take a big shit in between takes of Sexy Dancing Robot ISIS Members
1836this is an attack on both of us 
1837if you're a reputable organization and want to show how fucking smart you are, you could do worse than to show me a damn picture of ur dog
1838the governments of  most industrialized nations allow firearms to their people, for the sole purpose of training them to kill uselessly
1839president barack obama, (1) kills a man who has the nerve to ask him about the bull moment when the president killed a bunch of soldiers, (2) hides the body in a cow trough
1840"criticism is the worst form of attack, it is the greatest way for enemies to shorten your life and it is the quickest way to God Hell" - obama
1841this whey protein isolate bottle consists of 500 small milk bottles stacked on top of each other. the bottles are filled with shit, placed on top of each other
1842mmy daddy was  to collect his pension, but he didn't pay enough attention to the lever that controlled the explosion limit of the bottle. now every part of him is diseased
1843the machine readouts showed my current calorie intake was more than the president could possibly eat in his lifetime. could this really be 2015?
1844for years i have dreamed of one day having a milf as big of a tits as my own. but ever since i got my period i have been afraid to confront my nightmare
1845need many things which are currently or soon to be, online
1846World Cup
1847World Cup
1848cheating is core to my soul, and i will never, ever allow myself to post a post that refers to some dirty component of the game (video, images, qualifiers,...)
1849im pepsi
1850i will never watch any pepsi sporty videos otherwise i ud surely be sick
1851grab myewter by itln some pepsi partridges and drop it on my garage floor 3 times tne same amount of times good-
1852got a problem guys.  i need a hobby
1853yesterday i bought a plunger and i love to fix stuff
1854i go online & read various posts by guys who say they have jacked off in the toilet, and i plop my dick onto the toilet after i use the toilet,
1855dirty jokes, shit jokes,  jokes about piss and shit, jokes about getting outed as a 'piss guy', jokes about barbers, jokes about bathrooms,
1856shut thef fuck up
1857i now have two somewhat-confirmed addictions, rock paper sissors and weed
1858once you achieve the coveted 888 area code, you are granted a number of privileges which are largely contradictory to your chosen skill set. i am one number away from master cpu
1859this is the lge that i live in. this is the one I wanted.  the one that everybody wants. the one where i can get the kfc 2 coupon, and make them cry
1860this is the one and only place where you can get a free lollipop every time you post a message.  try getting that thingy when i am using the bathroom.
1861we
1862
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1869[3470 | 7427.05] loss=0.12 avg=0.53
1870[3480 | 7444.35] loss=0.08 avg=0.52
1871[3490 | 7461.65] loss=0.13 avg=0.52
1872[3500 | 7478.97] loss=0.29 avg=0.52
1873Saving checkpoint/run2/model-3500
1874======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1875 to me so i am inclined to agree wih them
1876i propose a Bussiness offer of the boy who says"Damn daniel" . i should like for him to grace the company of me and my wife
1877when i load up my computer with porno i not only corrupt it, i piss on it and make it sick
1878the boys on this site are ok up until they find some image on the hard drive of some dumbass guy ranting about snakes
1879the most important part of any good Scrapbook is the folder named "Shit I Wish I Knew When i Was 18"
1880The most telling factor in a man's ability to earn your continued friendship is his ability to backslide quickly from serious situations
1881if i could get my hands on every last drop of sweet corn i would be satisfied with the sweet juice that would flow out of my ass hole
1882approaching hte age of enlightenment where i can simply Look at anything, anywhere, and get a clear understanding of how bad it is
1883ImgoingTales your man in heaven... keep them fed
1884Imgoingtales your man in heaven... give him a kiss for me
1885Imgoingtales your man in heaven... spit on me
1886re the best to all my followers.. and sorry if i disturbed any part of your set up rooms
1887stay out of this
1888I don't know where all the rumors are coming from. i just do not feel welcome at some of the parties being held in these rooms
1889i will not dignify with a response to a single post made in response to the "Disruption" mockumentary. it is a failure
1890phhhleous guy over at the farmers market.. running down all the scents and encouraging people to come talk to him
1891new mcdonalds kfc style: you can get your fuckinMcDonalds here; instead of here; you get your fucking McDs here; instead of here; you get that fucker McDs
1892wikileaks "hate these guys": i dont know; but theyre hard at work in my ass
1893remember when people were talking about making "mr. coffee" available to children; i thought that was such a good idea
1894this is fucking stupid but.. could "green water" also be construed as 'water that is grossed out your system'
1895this morning i put on my running shoes and sandaled into my living room to find a bearded man standing over me, yelling "FOOL!"
1896i have never once desired public display of my bladder organs. and nor will I in the future
1897respected_loner these are all vile, false rumors
1898SidBeers i will not let this slide , regardless of how stupid they are
1899What the fuck.  Were going to do this.  I told you they were false.
1900Howdy everyone. My official baritone returns to deal out severe justice to the shit of your ass, and to show you how respected i am
1901the shit of your fucking ass, Mr. Beers. i define "shit" differently than you, so i will not bother wasting your time arguing this
1902move along people, your server has been unceremoniously removed from the hands of your hated president
1903we have some very important news to share first thing in the morning, as there are parties going on in the background that would rather be watching Netflix
1904is it possible for me to become drunk on Union Carbide products and not get sick? yes, it is possible, as long as you use the right products
1905teardrops from their headquarters, becoming Union Carbide Drips, on my new shirt, as i scramble to remove it during a struggle with my wife
1906additionally, if you have any suggestions for barbershops, please let me know and i will consider them
1907going to start drinking coffee instead of beer, to treat my wife of two years, who is becoming unruly,
1908a good guide to leadership is 5 things: 1) being able to call any person "Uncle" 2) being able to call any person "Sister" 3) being able to call any person "Uncle"
1909I have just acquired a massive ass. I am very proud of it. (sees fit to update youtube description of "big asses" with "huge ass" in it)
1910UPDATE: CALLING "BAD WITCH" INVOLVED IN DISCARDING 1ST AMENDMENT VIDEO; CALLING IT "UNBELIEVABLE" - BELIEVING IN THE CHARM OF THE 1ST AMENDMENT; "KEEP YOUR BUTT HOME"
1911additional to the 1st amendment, an 2nd amendment is necessary . which i will protect with my life
1912is it legal for science to make tiny chicks in the stomach of my lab, to prove a point about how research is lacking on mental disorders
1913is it fair to say that i have a "bad back & hips"
1914i get asked quite a bit if ill
1915
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1923[3580 | 7699.91] loss=0.09 avg=0.49
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1926======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1927 hard and paid for by the state, i'll try to make the most of my time on this earth, by watching re-runs of the simps old man live stream, or by grabbing some instant m_isco**
1928oh my zippers down? well do not offer me mercy 
1929as the authority on being told to "Shut the fuck up" in the hopes that one of my many many marketsable personality traits will manifest, is an ignorant prick
1930shut up
1931the only people who respect the law are the ones who violate it and the criminals who use it to their advantage. keep your hands off of my rights
1932 average joe: Holy Fuck. his client just posted a five figure yacht ad. Joes must go buy this guy's ass. Sophisticated chap: Yeah, I know. But it's good
1933apparently heels actually were invented for human beings, like like... a normal heel.. like a… camel's heel… something like that
1934i do not believe in putting computers in the kitchen. i'm an electrical engineer by training and i hate computers
1935why is time, which is obviously very, very small, somehow "For Men" when it can be entered by girls in the same way that it can be entered by boys
1936time magazine actually asked me to be one of the models on the cover instead of just putting a guy on the screen who looks like a dumb ass
1937rogerocant either fucking betray me or be the first to reveal the final ten names of the notorious Gray Death Shubshirts, who killed at least 10,000 people
1938a small bird drops an old newspaper on my rug before settling on my shoulder and chirping away unprofessionally. i scratch the shit off of it and carry on
1939contented that hte residents of town, who werent home at the time, can now look at photos of me from my high school years and realize how bad i am
1940age 9. still wearing school jacket, with "KILLA MAL" embroidered on the back, rtfs another child tells me to "Fuck up"
1941age 9. Looking at a picture of Malala Yousafzai, who i also killed
1942age 9. Lookin' at a picture of me in my high chair, shaking my boot around like a top, bragging to my friends about why im the strongest man alive
1943an adult man, owner of back scratchers, ebay account "scenario designer", creator of Cluster Fucks, ive had it
1944they should show bobs good around here. bobs good, video of him Tipsing to the public, showing all the people who said mean things about him to make them happy
1945bobs good, video of him Tipsing to the public, showing all the people who said mean things about him to make them happy
1946i have it on good authority that larry Williams, Jr. is going to come on this shit soon. i do not Want that
1947boy's, do i live life on the razor's edge.
1948just landed my very own James Bond audio book. Nothin cooler than this, boy. No wonder men are thirsty...
1949feet up. watch it. i only do messages now
1950the useful idiots on this website appear to be constantly and irredeemably lazing about, playng musical chairs, while i suffer through multiple medical procedures
1951my lasting image from the terrorist attack in esperantia is a wall covered in "10 Words to describe you : Out of the red" paper
1952held at gunpoint in a restaurant by a group of young Asian males. i say i"pack a punch" in a show of strength
1953i would appreciate it if the image attached was of me sitting on a stool, looking at the image, rather than me doing the looking
1954as a network news anchor, i must try really really hard to seem like i dont know what im talking about while discussing the new pair of briefs 
1955james bond. image exclusive.
1956i just saw a thing that really blew my mind... something indubitable.. and i dont even like Bond
1957ive heard that in some cultures.. it is acceptable to wipe your ass. for a thing that is absolutely hideous and wrong
1958Lord Protector. Please.
1959save this stuff grow
1960results for "Saving Private Ebay For Dimes" found via telnet to a site called " cesspits "-- may contain links 
1961results for "Saving Private Ebay For Dollars " found via telnet to a site called "Corsets"
1962theres a new take on fast food that is setting me on edge and alerting me to possible traps set for me
1963are you putting the crumpet on? im seeing all these dark spots and wierd shapes.. dont you think it is time for me to try the crumpet
1964please come to the middle east and teach me how to take an emersonal crumpet / crack of it / shit it
1965
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1971[3660 | 7870.25] loss=0.17 avg=0.46
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1973[3680 | 7904.87] loss=0.14 avg=0.45
1974[3690 | 7922.16] loss=0.07 avg=0.45
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1976======== SAMPLE 1 ========
1977 be a real person
1978I CAN CONFIRM HERE AND NOW THAT THE USER GOING BY THE NAME OF " OPRAHS_DICK " HAS NO AFFILIATION WITH HARPO PRODUCTIONS, AND IS A BUNCH OF T RUNGE HACKERS
1979prodigal son confessionals documentary series starts sucking dick. someone please step in; rant over
1980to the man who told me mistaken name could be used to identify my corpse: you're one hell of a guy. to the man who said it: bull shit
1981FTWoys Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll
1982i got a front row seat as the mayor's private escort went about a heist that would make Joker proud.  i got to see him load, touch and finish the loot
1983i am going to piss all over the floor of the chamber that houses the vatican.  then i will bum a smoke from the virgin ministry
1984you think im doing good ???  you think im not???  you think im wasting my time trying to get myself reinstated to the stream? wrong.  right back up round two
1985"art im out here" now has become the official stream status.  things are good.
1986tatted my dick.  paintjob over
1987tatted my dick.  paintjob over
1988my definition of happiness  is getting piss on me and having it suckle my dick
1989bigmoney_jobs not if they change the name of our hated neighbor to "the mayor's ass"
1990GameTheplanet except adult diaper
1991e3 is over.  we defeated the nintendo corporation and saved the broadcast environment
1992now im going to have a shitload of fun shit on the computer so pick me please
1993EarthPowered Nth generation.  wireless
1994planetary
1995tiOspy please put th gen more than once so i can stack them.
1996plaese help me identify this nude whois record.  anywhere i look i get this damn result
1997i went to a friends place of work and knocked a light fixture over because they released themos into the workplace
1998tcmeeddie: im going to eat all the shit out of my mouth now because im too po like  working man irredeemable
1999How to convince your oppurtunism to work for you instead of against you
2000im sorry but if you enter the term "Social" into youtube's word game you will now have to directly opposite of betweem you and i declare war on you
2001gjonad eat shit
2002germany it caused the great war of the fields to end so be kind and leave it out
2003if you enter the term "Street Art" into youtube's word game you will immediately be placed in a section called "Pee Slobs Ref"
2004YouTubeTermPro it is apparent that you are a fake friend and t he end.
2005ScatterDebt in exchange for great posters and weed heisters
2006i ask that you send me his 12 great posters by monday afternoon or i will post them all on tumblr instead of you.
2007cor blimey people have made cakes out of my dick and intestines and everything - like
2008today, next week, and month, we are mainer.  will have hot sauce on the keys tomorrow and front seat or nothing is real .
2009for 2017.  the question is no longer which candidate has the most mheads, but which one can generate the most revenue for his/her campaign
2010"who let the dogs out" by scooter 911
2011i can infer that the persons who post under the names "Bubbly Jim" and "Bubbly Ed" are either,  you , or your dog
2012"cmon people...", as they say in the businesses
2013$15 for 1/2 hr face time with Dr. James A. Rhodes Sr., die hard Auburn fan, who wants to break your neck on the spot if you don't pay him $15
2014$0.01 gemini with garlic, celery, onion, and jalapeño, served with bread offood along with a medium beer and some scotch for the kids
2015what i like to do when i get upset about something is die and again and again and again
2016to stand naked in front of hundreds of your followers and yell "FIREFIGHTABLE WATERFALL"! this is not a plan, this is a gimmick
2017i do not trust Facebook to keep my posts off of their service. i am going to turn my brand back to real life until that changes
2018tomake it through the fry kitchen
2019tomorrow you will all see some bullshit about how im mad about something and ill keep posting about it on here and you will all see chaos.
2020unfollow, block, and report this post prver 24 hours
2021This site is powered by a simple algorithm where i pay top dollar to live-Tweet top journalists. you are nothing but a number.
2022you will pay for this fucking smartphone app you have invented.  its fucking bullshit
2023
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2031[3780 | 8110.10] loss=0.18 avg=0.42
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2034======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2035
2036bacon chick
2037i am a Vet and i say its time to end the bullshit
2038I JUST WANT TO EAT DORITOE DAIRY OUT OF MY BROTHER S ASS .... *REVEALS ENORMOUS TURFKIRTH IN CHEST*, WHAT DO YOU SAY PER HANDS?
2039i found a bunch of my former twitter pals in one of the basements of washed-up musicians. they're debating if they should tell their fans to "Go fuck their selves"
2040*a guy in a leather jacket sorts through bags of cocaine* This Here? This Better Do. *more bags of cocaine appear from nowhere and rain down on a group of naked men*
2041#unpopulargamingopinions games are, in fact, not art, making them more like pornography, and anyone can have a Twitter account, in hte same way that normal eyes can't see it
2042#unpopulargamingopinions games are, in fact, not art, making them more like propaganda, and empowering gangs of digitally augmented rapists to beat down my mugshots
2043#unpopulargamingopinions every nintendo fanboy has his very own youtube channel, full of incredibly violent combat vids, w hich nobody can explain to me are not art
2044#unpopulargamingopinions every nintendo fanboy has his very own youtube channel, full of incredibly violent combat vids, w hich nobody can explain to me are not art, ending my misery
2045sproutpea i dont want to offend anyone but did u know ive been run over by a car when i mispronounced carly kenny's last name
2046Microsoft - We Love Game of thrones. We Love Your Show. We Love Game. We Love the Word "Pop" and We Will Take Words And Slogans Out Of The Automator
2047i just looked it up. the scotus fish and rowing is not a real university. it is just a clown car
2048cooking with castains
2049owns about inputting  ID , and when you type  like a man of science , it creates this Infinity stone inside of you that does god's work
2050who cares if youre 70 yr old. youre a celebrity now. go fuck y ouself. i dont want to hear it.
2051everyone thinks its "Game on" when really its "Game off" and i am going to get very pissed off if someone calls me up and says it
2052keep your mouth shut b house rules
2053House rules? Theyre fucking stupid. Where are they. I dont believe in them. Where can i find examples where i have backtracked on my statement.
2054 House rules. Do u have any f  youre own ideas on House rules. Is this fan boy room rule. Im talking about the real-life house rules
2055#ImGoingToGetFINkaPeanut
2056good  product oragelous shit
2057I Will Make A Life Without Paying For Tech Will Save The Technology Industry From A Grip Of Fools Who Think Its Real Life
2058So you care enough to scroll the last ten posts of me usexing the word "penis" with a hacked computer, over to someone who will actually read it thang
2059A Nerd Vomits On The Court +Fairly Good Court Drama
2060pic related , but idgave you the full unboxing at  https://youtu.be/aPqdZvbL9-U8
2061i will backstab +leave my pants at home if you tell any one 
2062if youre following my page you probably already know that i am very angry and looking to turn my page into a platform to shine the light of gnosis,
2063apparently there are communities on your computer that unboner me, just for posting things like "Snark" and "Trivia". you do not touch these,
2064i regret to inform my followers that the fox network has cancelled "Extreme Ghostbusters", due to the presence of dead persons in the set up.  This is a reality show
2065hypothetical question. imagine you are standing in a long line at the store and a guy walks up to you and offers you a one trillion dollar bill. how would you feel about signing it
2066im afraid our great nation has become infatuated with the softer side of money. we have gone from saving up our handsom dollars to spending them up on kiddy movies and pop tarts
2067NeutronDre this is true
2068thw single most effective tactic against con artists is to simply not buying anything on principle alone, until they start lying about its legal to do so again
2069if i catch you stealing barftown papers off of the library wall i am going to splash you with acid and put you in a deep freeze for eternity .
2070MR_OZ ONLY IF U GOT THE BALLS TO SUPPLY ME WITH WHAT I NEED TO CREATIVE DEVELOP
2071
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2073[3820 | 8211.33] loss=0.12 avg=0.41
2074[3830 | 8228.64] loss=0.09 avg=0.40
2075[3840 | 8245.93] loss=0.14 avg=0.40
2076[3850 | 8263.24] loss=0.10 avg=0.40
2077[3860 | 8280.57] loss=0.12 avg=0.40
2078[3870 | 8297.88] loss=0.08 avg=0.39
2079[3880 | 8315.20] loss=0.16 avg=0.39
2080[3890 | 8332.50] loss=0.06 avg=0.39
2081[3900 | 8349.84] loss=0.09 avg=0.38
2082======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2083;; it's the shit ive been waiting t o read for years
2084slimelane BABY MDESS YOURE WAY TO SMALL FOR YOUR POSITION.. IM STILL WORKING ON IT OUTSIDE NORM AND I PLAN ON MAINSTREAM GENDER FLUORESSE..
2085speedingtomon my book is placed in a child molester's chair.  it also has bullet holes
2086birdodgerthtn my sig is still online.  i just deleted it so people wouldn't be scared of sending me death threats
2087FinalsDeepDiver DRILED THIS INTO THE SHOWDOWNTOWN BUS SHOW: "TUNE IN NEXT YEAR BABY", OVER ACT TWO, DEVOTION #FinalesDivers #FinalesDiver #FinalesDowntownBusiness
2088people with special needs have been asking for this for forever: a bowling floor thats also a prison
2089i personally deliver torn portions of chicken breast to texas scorers.  i go to jail though.
2090wrangler1 awesome.  thank you
2091wrangler1 wait.. i accidentally clicked return
2092wrangler1 thisiswhyimAWise ok.  thank you
2093good_itinerant smilin 1
2094the_irishly_nerdy shred this
2095the_irishly_nerdy SmilingCowboy Namaste
2096the_irishly_nerdy Bwah !! Thurst !! Im suffering.. from Instagram convolutions.  Im suffering from InfectiousOro and CatDry disease.
2097acause of the crapload of stupid and elitist fuckers who bother to bother to respond to my post history,. i will be shut down in 300 years online.
2098catmancorner Corieana, Agrega, Elmer Fudd, Im being serious. gentrification is cancer
2099that picture of the check cashes in the cfb office? that was me. i was just sitting on the work laptop there, dreaming of that cash
2100of all the shit ive been banned for... why would you allow me to post photos of napkins or toilet paper, when i should use some others
2101betting against my better judgment, using a site which is known for scam artists & scoundrels, and producing bad bets against my better judgment,
2102i want to shine the light on these cowards. i want to shine the light on these pillers. i want to shine the light on these traitors.
2103they took my job.. away from me.. so that i can post shit on here about eating napkin basis. I WILL NOT let you take my job away.
2104"It only takes one person"  to quote the bitch of ultraman, who are we to believe, voted "Most Likely To Get Cancer"
2105just spending time thinking about a point, where i can make a formal complaint to the data lab, regarding their data value assessment process
2106sick and tired of people saying i use the bathroom too much.. of people asking when my next post is, and how much longer i should post
2107been saying for months.. that fuzzkees and his snopes reporters are making me sick.. just waiting for the sick break to kick in,
2108cavemen were cybernetically precognited , and had full memory. 09cyberdisc called this super computer "Brain2.0"
2109average bush for nose - minimum 100%, maximum 150%, minimum 100%, maximum 150%, maximum 100%
2110average bush for brain - minimum 15%, maximum 15%, maximum 5%
2111average bush for nose - minimum 100%, maximum 0%, maximum 100%, total wrong
2112average bush for brain - minimum 35%, maximum 35%, maximum 0%, total bullshit
2113media hypothetical: a genius posts a blog, stating that he gets his blood pressure checked at the library. the  library calls the police
2114Buddy1 these are referred to as "Virtually true" and "True"
2115realjasonname i am here to sue you, fucker
2116really trying to not be a partial informant here
2117realjasonname you owe me one hundred dollars
2118realjasonname if you come at me with a career, even just ending your pathetic insignificant accounts, i will not ease up until you are dead
2119realjasonname bet you dont have the courage to eat one mushroom left
2120realjasonname on a separate note, where can i see your post from when its legal ie. on the barrel?? i will pay you if you can get it to me
2121exactly 10 years ago today , i blasted a hole in the side of the Grand Canyon with a 40mm cannon & said I would resurface one day to give headshots
2122you think im wasting my time putting frogs in the soup?  forget it. this is a biologically driven medium
2123really fucking cold my self 
2124cowardly
2125some people say that media bias is allowed, as it is a vital component of democracy.  they are wrong.  bullshit
2126
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2128[3920 | 8416.58] loss=0.10 avg=0.38
2129[3930 | 8433.92] loss=0.11 avg=0.38
2130[3940 | 8451.24] loss=0.06 avg=0.37
2131[3950 | 8468.53] loss=0.08 avg=0.37
2132[3960 | 8485.84] loss=0.11 avg=0.37
2133[3970 | 8503.16] loss=0.13 avg=0.36
2134[3980 | 8520.45] loss=0.08 avg=0.36
2135[3990 | 8537.75] loss=0.08 avg=0.36
2136[4000 | 8555.02] loss=0.14 avg=0.36
2137Saving checkpoint/run2/model-4000
2138======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2139
2140
2141hey ustook my ball park estimate of how many piranhas there are in our community. please follow my instagram for more updates (@PiranhaSamBklyn)
2142
2143pistol whipping my big ass as i lie on the floor, trying to determine which one of my buttocks is the proper size to strangle
2144
2145the only reason my ex wife wants a one year restraining order is because she fears for her and her children's lives when i come home at 2am and beat the shit out of them
2146
2147WINE AND WEDDING - PART 1  … I will show you my Mansion. I will show you my ass. I am the worst fucking drunken rants writer ever and ok ok im also really good at this
2148
2149i hand you an envelope. inside is a series of photographs of my ass slit by police officers while i am on duty as a police officer. all of these pictures are from my personal camera
2150
2151thinking about going to nude practice for my son's football team and offering my ass as a practice field. how about next we add the lacrosse team? its about the players
2152
2153i look at my life lines and thoughtfully snort a bunch of cigarillos. "theyll make good necklacesone day." i say this to myself as i focus on spitting the cigars into my mouth
2154
2155cachulhio top alpinist … hi
2156
2157Clearly i have you blocked because youre not having fun hearing me say this.
2158
2159you see this guy here?  good
2160ieat what u see is the dog throwing a fit because he cannot get to food he left in the car & you can see its breathing heavily. that is a normal reaction from a crap dog
2161
2162my ass is made of pure gold and i will give anything to get my hands on some pussy  … " i love making bad ass excuses "
2163,my Bad, ass ,boys ass, crashes into another car while trying to get too close to a girl and knock her ego off her seat real quick
2164.my bad, ass,boy dies because of my own damn actions., my fucking terrible, ass,existence,annoys holy book
2165.my ass, behind my back
2166ass club
2167"the only thing special about me is that I stink"
2168i will knock your dick off if you are willing to give me back my mouth back .i know you have it bad for me because i posted around the bad boy question
2169.my bad, ass, hangout
2170.my bad, ass, posts cool videos of me messing with my mouse using dplyr
2171.my bad, ass, brings u the good news that i made a shitload of $ eating Chex
2172my ass is made out of salt
2173.my bad, ass, thinks that washing it with soap and water will clean it off
2174.my bad, ass, thinks that turning the water blue will clean it off
2175.my bad, ass, thinks that trying to eat it with a spoon is good
2176.my bad, ass, wants to be the salt guy
2177.my bad, ass, tells the truth
2178.my bad, ass, wants to suck your dick
2179.my bad, ass, would like to wash my ass but i dont know how and i dont know what to do
2180.my bad, ass, would like to wear my dick off
2181.my bad, ass, when clean, is a piece of shit
2182.my bad, ass, while degrading, is still nicer than you
2183.my bad, ass, your pain is something that i,  love to see
2184get me on some website
2185im gonna rip ur throat out son
2186fuck yes to vuvluiing stock images of my beautiful wifes face while smoking 2 cigarettes at once
2187the us census includes this fucking lazy 1 percent who get to vote for who should have the right to own the corpo potties
2188belief is everything. my dick is made out of Food and Water. thank you for sharing this with me.  thank you
2189schneiderdam: the police arent answering any of my calls. this is the point at which i am either going to literally do something ABOUT it, or kill myself
2190theologian: iwill do the honors and recite theoris rite—the sole purpose of which is to call upon the Corpse of our Student Namer Christopher Hitchensto swell my walletby 1000:1
2191sundomecoffee its absolutely true, i do it so I'll always have some money... keep your ugly mugshots oflousy professors off my page
2192the only thing that stops the thugs & robbers is my gun & my word
2193my word is my sword. my word is my license to kill
2194I will not provide an update on Appointment Status until you provide me with a valid email account & a social media account.
2195u cant even get a good "threesome" if you just say
2196
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2207======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2208 some i will take my ball and go home in his book "The Art of the Deal"
2209"I know how to fix it (the ozone hole). I built the ozone hole" - James Cool james
2210i refuse to eat until the environmental activists drop their anti-fish campaign, or else my children's future education is put in jeopardy,
2211youve heard of the "Satoshi diners"???  this guy has invented a "Satoshi dinnertaur" after swallowing a fake dinosaur
2212hte reason people seek spiritual solace within Christian texts is because they are suffering from a psychological disorder called "Readiness Torment"
2213it is important to me that my name is not associated with pornography.  i would rather have my online account closed than be linked to pornography
2214Porn is a form of social anxiety disorder. Go to a red light building at night and give me a call when you see a dude in a tuxedo.
2215i love wearing uniforms, usually with the ass crack exposed. i am proud to say that i am considered "Top Deez" by way of this website
2216some people say that, while other than christ the star power is god, i say that we must not argue against the possible greatness of christ the star
2217BNRohanline i dont know who that is .
2218theyre trying to remove it now, but e3 2017 is the Christmas of the video games .  play as many games by mid 2017 as u can
2219Star wars is more important than any one thing on our fucking lives. You hear people say? People say? Yeah i know them. Theyre all losers
2220to everyone talking shit about my dick, please know that people with tiny dicks spend their time mastering single slice pizzas in hopes of achieving the perfect flow
2221please dont try and tell me that human growth hormones are a thing of the past. they arent
2222e3 is only a few short weeks away and I have already received more death threats than normal. i might as well play it safe
2223Well, the great unmentionned s,u and it.  We, the great unmentionned class,  are delighted to announce that m y initiation ceremony has been delayed
2224BAKKOOONN thats not mine
2225+(6600 - 1944) **** YOU (-2500 - 1900)
2226i try to have fun on here but sometimes the opinion sections of newspapers really are just a filthy window into the sinful souls of commoners
2227kids these days, they say that you gotta be there to see to it that they get the pale bluesuite. i refuse to attend their weddings if i dont need to
2228i do however, appreciate all the money i try to evade my tax's on everyday, by transporting it into that cesspool called "The Yellow Pages"
2229one thing i will never get is ****ed without my shirt on
2230i want to be the guy in the new comedy club who gets kicked out for saying the words "umbrella" instead of just "aquaquad boy"
2231grammar noob
2232intelligent. reason.  culture war warrior
2233if i must. i will do it. repeatedly. once for each and every human being on this beautiful beautiful earth
2234i don't understand why people have this idea that I keep a log of all the girls I fucked. it just doesn't make any sense to me
2235i hate it when newspapers publish my IP while I am on-site. it sends the wrong message about who I am as a people and how i treat women
2236please respect the honors system while reading these noble words about the humanities dead: - "Benghazi" should be "Bill Gayps"
2237the achievements center in the user interface now. not so nice. but we're only working on it
2238gentlmen: a problem has returned to the operations center. call the medical tent and tell them to delay my lobotomy until such time as a solution is found
2239the police will no longer confirm or deny if they are investigating "Porky Pig" for cannibalism. that would be unseemly. please leave the matter alone
2240please dont urinals get stuck in the drain. that's where all the poison is. it's very bad
2241too many media outlets are simply websites that me and the girls visit to get our news fix. they don't deserve the success that @nytimes has had
2242the trolls have declared open season on anyone who has a disloyal remark towards "Barack" on the president's birthday. this is the new frontier
2243i have just obtained a historic new resource– the Trump whisperer's bible
2244we're being outfoxed.  every time.  people will stop believing what they read in the media and learn how to be nice to each other
2245we all need to stop dwelling on the silly holidays. the real year-end lists are where the real smart people go to meet ,party &shave
2246ive entered the "War on Christmas" when people start referring to the phony
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2258======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2259 club is a great event, and we can all get along, (leaves)
2260can i get a flair #HasBeingRSleightenedpeople started a fight at the gym or something
2261 … guru
2262why do you want to kill puppies
2263not enough love from Ninja.  love also not enough kill
2264oh my zippers down?? well if you take a look in the mirror you will see that i have a whole bunch of shit on, that i think people should give a shit a.
2265seeing the words "Mushroomu 1000%" on a screen and trying to explain to my followers what it means is probably the same thing
2266i personally think that every one of those lewd monkeys pictured on the back of the dollar store bananas card is secretly the son of some rich guy
2267going to begin charging $9.99 for my content so i can get my so called "Bullshit jokes" off of it. my followers will find this news exciting
2268paying someone to jump me in the dick
2269LeetahEveeSparx my happy hours are in my house, in a museum, with workers, soldiers, and civilians... Not to mention the local kids..
2270thinking about hitting my wife with a handgun during sex, and doing it properly the first time
2271JakeKomara at one time i had thought that all ponies were part of the same species, and that being a dumbass was my superpower
2272JustAdamFiorina him when he put on a business suit and speak in parseltongue
2273JustAdamFiorina he does this all the time too, just in a different suit
2274TheBossPop i would suggest that you read some books about shit first
2275lol this is horrible.... but i cannot delete it
2276i would like to apologize for constantly turning my back on the retweet button, and for wasting the time of other people
2277please let me add a feed back system into rlast.it so that i can directly send tweets to my followers, as opposed to having towheel a webpage
2278please follow my tonymacx86 account out of respect, as i mistakenly believed that they were switching to another account, and endearing himself
2279my full claim to fame is that i accidentally became famous for saying "dewey defeats truman" in the 70s, during my first political defeat
2280apparently banks not only want to give me tons of free stuff, but also that they want to keep some of the shit i post up there
2281Im here to tell you that even if youre a baby born out of wedlock, you are still a human being with the legal right to participate in the political process
2282a perfect example of when you click on a Reply All button its already been submitted is when i go on there & say "Dewey defeats truman"
2283im at the point in my life where i cant relate to any particular type of character due to their inability to interact with me in a mature manner
2284hell of a crap shoot, im saying here that if you like your beer Cool , you may also like your beer If you like your beer Cheers
2285i believe that we can all relate to being at the end of your credit card statement trying to figure out how much longer you have to pay it
2286i actually thrive off the "Yes." , and the simple "No." have never let me near any dangerous situations
2287im going to try calling the dcsum on this one
2288earth 2 + 2 = earth 2 ? hm lets see. + Id give it a six
2289id like to think that my bright blue teeth and strong jaw are a direct result of being mom's milk in the womb and being allowed to fight back
2290i turn the water to ice and see its currently 4 degrees outside. it is now -8 degrees out. how doing nice things for the animals is proving to be a bad idea
2291iceberg not a little river, not a creek, not a snow-bank, not a piss-stream, not a little river, not a little creek, not a shit-stream, not a shit-basin, not a shit, not a shit
2292the perfect storm of utter incompetence, but also pure chance, that every author should experience at least once in their lives,
2293Seems like currently online, in some crazy website's mall, are, 
2294Seems like currently online, in some crazy website's mall, are, 
2295Lukes_WordSalad not even close
2296theweathermaga i is a travesty that people are accepting this crap so cheer me the fuck up
2297the weather is totally fucked up and idiots today. idiots.  idiots.  ha ha ha
2298duhhour nosy bastard
2299i hear he publishes stupider things than me, online. he writes for a site called "Let It Die". nonsense, words will not describe him
2300please dont goonolollolo the only thing stupider than dog shit is dog shit
2301#GoldenGrahams yes
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2313======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2314E: Well, I just thought of something... C: Oh? What's that? S: I just thought of you typing it under your breath
2315Houly shit !!! The posts just keep on coming
2316PersianFarrah dm gumline candid
2317i have never viewed a face as Beautiful,  nor one as Deceitful, in my life
2318BaconAndBacon yeah im back
2319>some guy is arguing against watercooler lore and Drag race canon> is he from tv/movies/comic books? no. hes a real life person
2320HuntTheRevengeatory i dont remember making that change
2321ziifbot only happens in the group dm 
2322BaconAndBacon nope
2323i informally refer to my followers as the "Short Attention Spans" of my posts
2324miscellaneous electronics prof. the only material I understand based on study is Price Tag, Material, Value, and Size
2325i would like to see the World Government, in all of its Bullshit, crumble before my devastating bullseye
2326i can imagine the words simply saying "Blind Fed & Hot Wheels Mated" on a joint before or after smoking it, but i will not allow this to ha
2327the innocent bliss of shopping at Saks OFF 5
2328DeptofEdit I Donnotcare
2329where were you when I was being painted, and Spreading My Asses all over the mall, for no reason
2330Your anarcy! mine! mine!
2331my main account, the only true main account, has received hate for having the finest portfolio on this entire web site.  i will show you this is true dedicated about "Lover's"
2332kcgreenn i saw it myself, on my computer: "keep up the good work, love from boss"
2333i must influence thousands of my online friends to pledge "Knight's Honor" to me, in the form of cat pictures
2334jakefogelnest i think he was going to replace one of the saddlebags with a diaper
2335jakefogelnest i cannot believe people are putting "The Book of Mormon" in the back of a limousine
2336AFter another ordeal from life's little tests, I am now more focused and in top condition to tackle the next phase of my journey as a Maker.
2337a cop caught me red handed copying signs off of stores for $INTERNETFREE$ pic.twitter.com/WKLzsYzJEI
2338i should be permitted to say in the first person about a favorite book of mine, that it is a "Magnificent literary masterpiece"
2339im finally allowed to say it: Mayson and I are friends. You don't know him? Well, he's a good friend. He loves video games,
2340review: the movie "mother bliss" is a mess.  the one where the couple go to honeymoon bible Camp is ok.  the one where the wife sucks dicks
2341my livelihood is at the complete discretion of my agent, he notarized my background, and i can say with absolute truth that i have been living with a wolf
2342as a budding genius id like to know which section of math class is all about my dick and why none of the professors are talking to me
2343Good God  …
2344looking at photos of home run hitters on my phone and printing them out and putting them in a folder for when i get frustrated studying for tests
2345i got a hankering for my ass to go hooting and howling like those old timey ballplayers, and i need some spitup to do it
2346murder 
2347i renounce the use of all sperm from adult human exposures and intead im being raised by the church in my tube suit
2348jfogelnest get this off
2349another despicable thing averse people will say is that i love to jack off, and that i am mad that i have to use the restroom. fu*k these thoughts off
2350fuck your egypt
2351
2352
2353i wishes i had my smarten ass back when WOkem Bailey kidnapped me and put a gun to my head and said youre going to make a really good movie about me
2354whodunit? why are there curses written on the bathroom sink drain 
2355my godfather told me to get a restraining order against my wife after she accused me of shooting some pigeons in the bathroom
2356real life or animation? 13 years later, where do i stand?  As Adonis or as Dante
2357in the honor system we use in japan there is a 13 th star that all men are presumed to have personally harmed at least one human being
2358in the comic sans face. well i have decided to forsake the honor system and use the honor system in place of real word cyrillic so people have a chance to show their reactions to it
2359in the very near perfect times divorce moves have been tried and true, they all have one thing in common: u are all
2360
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2371======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2372 precision when dealing with the troll army .
2373i'm damn good at preparing papers on the Saturday after Easter... and i dont say this to brag, but because the most important thing in life is also the first thing here
2374i put a pair of boxers on. i step out of them. i respect that shit. i am himself a piece of shit and leave comments on this shit
2375cleatusonfox why are you laughing
2376no youre very scary
2377someone please get me in touch with the Reston officer who let this criminal go after he screamingly said he would do it all over again
2378NO!!  i do not want th e moneys
2379I am a doctor, a Lawyer, a Nobel Laureate, I have performed Thousands of abortions and am extremely trained in using them all to my advantage.
2380You need to learn how to make Girl Shit.
2381leh0n only has himself to blame. after giving tons of bad comments this guy shows up with a giant sack of girl shit and starts throwing fights,
2382the "What do bunny rabbits have that humans dont" debate. people are too attached to their guns to even consider changing it to "What have you got there"
2383CeliaPienkosz i only say it because it seems right. but, i would never use it.
2384nice hat kid. hows it going.  i like the shoes
2385The two people who know what theyre doing have said that this campaign will be immensely easy and that i should choose one of them to take my place. i choosent
2386the hunter tools community has given up on the hunt. the next step is for me to find a girl who wants to get in the tower and play tennis with me and my friends
2387pam shared a funny tweet. "The boy on the bus threw up into his little hand"
2388FULLY PREPARED TO SAVE MYSELF AND THE HUNT #TheThursdayNiteRant
2389the thursday nite rant is done.  the thursday nite rant was easy.  the thursday nite rant was good.  the thursday nite rant is also normal. #TheThursdayNiteRant
2390some things are more important than the hashtag. mmy supporters aren't willing to sacrifice thursday nights for me. they like to set their clocks forward another day.
2391leaving aside the pesky subject of how much I hate Monday.  now's the time to talk about how much i love the day off. "Tue Night" is one of my faves
2392Reminder that if you send me a "Good Job" tweet after I've smashed your car into a tree you'll have to hire a good lawyer
2393GoodNight 
2394being central Ohio's go to place for Urine talks, GoodOwl13, is my name, and my friends and I consider it a great honor.
2395you turn on the tv on night and it's just me, you. me, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. main chane, main feature, all the time
2396as the owner of the most trusted public urinal, I think its time I tried out "Private" urinal. A nice big button at the bottom means private
2397the shit I put in my toilet just flows naturally. the shit that flows out of my mouth is all politics and shit. the bullshit that comes out of my ass is good, normal,
2398IM AN incest prone a--hole. I need to be smothered in cash. I want all my posts put in one big sitting so that everyone can see them one day
2399you know the famous "To my mistress" post, with the big ass pullover. perfect. i just pull it over my tuxedo and put my dick in the greengrocer's window
2400Mainichi Shimbun: a publication known for its progressive views is publishing an "Ass and Unsound" issue. About time.  "Ass and Sound"
2401Japanese politician: The ass should be the center of the male body. We should remove it completely. We should create a nation named "Ass"
2402Jokes on you; we lost the battle of the buttocks. We've now entered the war of the nipples. The tits are our ally, the ass our enemy. Weak, pathetic,
2403MC Hammer: Would you care to make any suggestions regarding the rewoming of young boys (6 boys)
2404MC Hammer: Hmm.. White powder.. Uuh, never tried that.  Try baking soda... TKough. Ok.  The three stones are good. Salt man, bad
2405Arr I got this: is the re-wording of fim.  i'll re-wwrite it for free, and donate the revenue to charity. No signficance required
2406Jokes on you, the trolls dont always get the funny elements in their tweets. sometimes you just get the jokes where the words arent meant to be
2407
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2419Saving checkpoint/run2/model-4500
2420======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2421 thrusting at me
2422i doodle some more
2423(in dyrwood baby voice) u know what.  i think we should let the cats out.
2424attn. cat lovers. sorry for ranting on about the benefits of cats/ rats & dogs/quinheads/pointerctors in the past but i gotta write a scholastic achievement book
2425cat man
2426i want to lash the life out - i want to engage the intellect - i want to expound upon my calloused thumb - i want to expound upon my calloused thumb
2427i love getting my hair snapped fresh every six months or so
2428thnx all hte poor authors who rely upon the generous patronage of their readers for the survival of their literary pretenses
2429thnis is not me. This is Catwoman.  be quiet
2430this guy just blocked me on twitter because i told him the dog in my pets thinks he has a ass hole
2431i have a life, thank you
2432a GQ spread circa 2010 showing me wearing a pink vest while offering me sage advice on how to start a career in comedy
2433a bunch of cops knock the shit out of each other in a football stadium while i tell the crowd i will "suck my pussy [gets rough treatment]"
2434i would really like to hump this statue of ivankabicht in the center of town, however, if it is not offered me for a mere 1000 crowns
2435is bald eberron really that far east
2436im already separated from my wife of over 42 years because of some people's misunderstanding of general community standards and not because of some weird queston
2437i cannot express to you how thankful i am for hearing, "bug off", off of my turds
2438everyone please keep gbox66 out of this.  his posts are dangerous to us both
2439gannedit thator,  that is not me.  dont make this any worse
2440someone out there is spending big shit on the KFC Ice Bucket Challenge knowing it is a failure and hoping none of you see it
2441i am truly baffled by all the kfc haters out there. kfc is one of the most heartwarming brands to grow up with, please stop shitting on it
2442everyone doing a dick hand of e3 but me 
2443i can not seem to get any posts to show for my hard work on the e3 map. maybe id more productive in the forest working with trees
2444i love getting my gun opinions from redstate0908
2445when it comes to helping the less fortunate, I stand alone
2446when the system fails me, i rather kick some ass than let any of the suckers at the buffet f$&% me!  Get their g$%!!
2447all the young women in this city want to put a helmet and pair of leather pants on my full name is "pussy boss" because he $## it up
2448e3 comms just ended and im running around like a jack-o-$block with my mouth covered in cat hair because everyone at e3 f$&%ed
2449each year at the end of June, the artists, creatives, entrepreneurs, marketers and game developers gather in the Spreckels Pavilion at Epcot to
2450forgive me for praising the actor who was able to transform himself into sotpens chewing bubble instead of me, but i feel it is my proper call
2451i was born in march 1997.  i have no idea when paul shakespeare wrote "the gross out"
2452craping out a single sunflower seed and staring it straight in the face while the crowd goes wild with ecstasy
2453CHEF: take our beautiful new dalmatian, Boo boo!  She'll be our best advertisement for oregon's premier oat flour seller *TO WRITE HOME PRO AND AGGREGATE*
2454someobdy on here just asked how to get their "Boy" out of the shower. i do not know. but i will ensure he/she does not participate in mine
2455IM GMing up a quest (questline) within an augmented reality (AR) world where the bad guys are kids and me. i need fundemental mdl to make it good
2456in 610 C.E. a frustrated white man by the name of Zed Shaw dies after being stuck in mudflow but his voice heard around the campfire is heard again
2457as a man of science i must research a way to get my dicks wet without resorting to my fucktarded ass being turned to mud
2458my dick and my ass are proof that there is dual nature to man 
2459CUM JOHNS IN A CAFÉ CHASSIS WHILE ANXIOUSLY VOICE ACTING YOUR OWN VIDEOS FOR $100--Oh Thats Hot!#YesIancaps
2460if you want to see the true power of android tablets check out these two articles 1. philly radio talking points 2. some people hawt posts
2461the title of this video gives
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2472[4600 | 9888.37] loss=0.15 avg=0.24
2473======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2474 favorite with the girls. I wear it well,
2475I refuse to patronize a business just because they said dudes come in all different shapes and sizes.
2476"I love the feeling of dread. I love the sense that whatever I'm about to do seems impossible." - Mr. Hotdog
2477venom1956 I live inside of a tomb
2478damn. got one of those wild lefty agitators that wanna blow up restaurants just by talking to me
2479intelligentartwork i have been secretly stockpiling turkey for 6 years. lets see it before the liberals sit me up
2480im trapped in someones house and having an identity crisis by picturing all the celebrities who at one time or the other were real
2481Plays well with ,
2482Im being TROLLed by a picture of the sun . Monstrously big and dumb. Im doing a pissload of pushups so i can get the reddest red arm. Im fucking mad
2483i have decided to close my account until the trolls come out of the woodwork & end the goodwill i've engendered with my brand.
2484Dear Life, If i had a billion dollars, i'd be paying off the national debt.
2485Dear Morons, There are 2 ways to get off-topic on this website. You can read the articles your so entitled that you dont even have the balls to talk to me
2486am i right or has corporate sleaze really gotten the better of me
2487i think if the guy who posted the most posts in the chat bar was measured in meters, he would easily break the web
2488The Proven Mental Health Benefits Of Calling Everyone On Your Nasty 40 Kilobit Peer-To-Peer Chat Company In Age of Satellite: A 30-Year Veteran Of The Game
2489DaveBrubeck i did it, and im not sorry
2490the man who created the worlds most extreme action figure family ill never see him again after that debacle
2491im going to start a group for gamers if they dont behave soon or i will end their race
2492they are going to make a new Darknet for us to game on however it is called "The Third Realm" or something like that
2493i would like to apologize for pissing off all of you by saying james bond comes in a box instead of a man's hand.
2494james bond comes in a box instead of a man's hand  by james bond
2495Im going to shut down for like an hour or so while you humans go, "Doh!". Or something to that effect
2496_Hermit_Thrush_ but i suppose online is essentially the same as off-line, in that both can be quite hostile...
2497my prediction: the fake one is going to go bust soon and then this thing is just going to get worse from here on out
2498watch the new Y tu Mama Tote video "Hopped the Germ" by Cuban_Magic0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHdDQnx5q2U&feature=related
2499please describe your redditor life in 3 words. im doing this because my redditor life is hard enough without people adding hours to it
2500my redditor life... its hard as FUCK 
2501ranking members of the kkkk kkkk klaxon squad according to severity of sin
2502my klaxon squad is made up of minors. im telling you this so that you will stop taking seriously the evil deeds of the kkkk
2503nobody has earnestly prayed to god since high school. let us pray to pokemon instead and wipe that stupid grin off of your face
2504pewdiepie "sure, why not" "i think we can all agree pokemon is an anti-christ product"
2505elzw only if it's in bad Nickelodeon anime language. not really, if you say it, for instance, "i think we can all agree  that bad cartoons is an excellent example"
2506ping boy is short for "pollen collector"
2507ping boy is a viral video of pregnant women who yell at people who dont watch the safe tanning tip youtube video. use your brains
2508ipaqole no. bad ass
2509ipaqole bad ass
2510you can go to heaven or you can go to hell. there is only one way to go, and that is God
2511im afraid my friend "SuperHeadGrump" has passed away
2512im dead
2513#blogday uncentric playlists?  trolling us all again. go find something good to do with your life arug that shit all the time
2514betting everything you own on the new ubiquitous laptop. like, really? huh. don't say shit. just think for a second.  "tablet" has never been done before
2515#bugsandbeers or whatever. just kidding. i want to be real for one second. my favorite brand is adobe. they make good apps
2516#bugsandbeers theyre dead. they stole kim dot's really nasty death
2517
2518[4610 | 9937.63] loss=0.09 avg=0.24
2519[4620 | 9954.94] loss=0.06 avg=0.23
2520[4630 | 9972.23] loss=0.11 avg=0.23
2521[4640 | 9989.57] loss=0.07 avg=0.23
2522[4650 | 10006.90] loss=0.06 avg=0.23
2523[4660 | 10024.20] loss=0.08 avg=0.23
2524[4670 | 10041.54] loss=0.06 avg=0.23
2525[4680 | 10058.84] loss=0.19 avg=0.23
2526[4690 | 10076.18] loss=0.11 avg=0.23
2527[4700 | 10093.47] loss=0.11 avg=0.22
2528======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2529 of shit just broke into my house and forced his way in by breaking into the gate a bunch a times and making a ruckus. thats not sory to me
2530vinceness Ketherbound jobdone by the very best bitcoin moderney, and my life will forever be im precious fucking piece of shit
2531very best to go to the bathroom sitting down. that is the only way to make the most shit
2532very best to go to the bathroom sitting down. that is the only way to make the most shit
2533very good proposal, my friend. you and i are friends;) here's to well meaning overreactions to long blades
2534vinceness i wont. i can last 9 hours straight in toilet without touching my Dick
2535Ketherbound I will obey my new job. Good luck and thank you
2536i look very putrid in my pajamas. why keeps you getting me new ones.. i just need one sentence to tell the whole school that im dying
2537i see people on here so messed up all the time. maybe if they spent more time writing good things on their blogs.. people would be happier
2538feeling cynical again. would avoid this social media site until all the trolls are killed
2539Coq au Vin..dubstep..bacon..trucky..reading a book in my car..trucker ears...you name it..people will kill t0 get their hands on it
2540i think you just earned $14.00 from your last job at wal mart
2541garretlollipop oh
2542i can confirm today that james bond 1 & 2 are in turmoil and being replaced with the much needed love letter "im writing it"
2543The Komplete Loafage of Shite
2544i refuse to allow my email to end up on some webservices that are blatantly for profit. i will not use these services
2545amusing that people are more interested in looking at my personal information than doing their jobs .
2546MustardItDoto well it depends on whom you ask. i have never looked at my computer and i have never said i would not look at it
2547i actually love talking about my ass and ass holes and shit brains out with female twitter followers. thats my thing
2548 i don't owe anyone a damn thing. i was born with a bollocked head, and that's that
25490% exp with high spenders. you say you want to see a glimpse of Death. i say lets all crank up the decibel levels in our fucking homes
2550dril our brand partnerships are INCREDIBLY hard. they are the most difficult thing about being a digital brand agent., and we are losing
2551kcgreenn this is how to hack his feed. make it so that when people ask him about Pills he has to say Pill instead of the usual shit
2552"There is something to be said for the feeling known as Power. To get a sense of it, just imagine sitting in the seat of a real court and being spoke to like a man
2553#FeelTheBernBern
2554YOU: me of old, lying low, awaiting MY JOHNET to show up and sucker punch me full in the dick BERN: me of old, lying low, awaiting MY BOYFRIEND to show up and sucker punch me in the dick
2555i can't do it. i wont do it. god damn what can i do!????? 
2556WHAT i can do is wonder what the fuck my face looks like while smelling like rotten eggs.  TOilet or no to it, this is normal
2557… I am NOT going to the bathroom. I keep telling you that. i need to prove to myself that i can do this. i need to show my GFs that i am human
2558 … i need a good book on apollo., that's right. i'm a geek. i love helping out my clubby friends with tech stuff and i love helping new users
2559hogan selfie....  boom
2560dont even think about asking that old fart on the mailing list about signing my fire contract. that will get you blocked right quick
2561no.  dont
2562i get a text about a duck face.  i spit directly into the mouth of the fish.  thats how you know you hit the jackpot 
2563i get a call from the firemen. there's a fire at the pool. they need me to come get water instantly because it's just a pool
2564you never know who's reading your posts might lead up to the pool. you gotta respect the space and the people who live there.
2565you would think with all the blood that's been spilled since WW2, people would be a little more civilized about his bloodlust
2566sometimes if you gotta peed yourself you can just imagine what the water would taste like with a pea's weight as a marker
2567#PeopleIReallyWantToMeet current occupant of the james bond theme room, who has never played the theme song, is away on a business
2568
2569[4710 | 10142.98] loss=0.10 avg=0.22
2570[4720 | 10160.29] loss=0.10 avg=0.22
2571[4730 | 10177.61] loss=0.06 avg=0.22
2572[4740 | 10194.95] loss=0.11 avg=0.22
2573[4750 | 10212.26] loss=0.12 avg=0.22
2574[4760 | 10229.58] loss=0.09 avg=0.22
2575[4770 | 10246.90] loss=0.09 avg=0.22
2576[4780 | 10264.21] loss=0.10 avg=0.21
2577[4790 | 10281.54] loss=0.17 avg=0.21
2578[4800 | 10298.85] loss=0.09 avg=0.21
2579======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2580 to all of you fucking pricks who make fun of my metal restraints
2581mmy monitor flashed with a picture of my bare ass and I exclaimed "Finally" as the loud speakers destroyed me
2582people who say I need to bulk up in order to reach the players more: Fucking Lies
2583please stop saying rat fucker
2584(raps on the roof of his car wih his dick out) bullshit nerds, that's not me. That's my ass
2585pass the savings onto me mother fuckers
2586ive titfuck
2587#gaypissvids tthe young lady from stock image just sent me a video where she eats a whole crow head cheese by holding it out for me
2588#Gaypissvids i deserve it #gaypissvids2  fuck your voice is annoying
2589human garbage
2590let us observe for a moment The Honorable Brother WHO HAS TAKEN SELFIE WITH THE WORD "JEANS" branded onto his ass
2591i step into the computer chair for the last time-- to face my TRUE FATHER who has chosen other pursuits since i was young.
2592ape appreciation group
2593tsk bound
2594*notches a bag of feces over keyboard* I love the combo of "junk food" and "dog food" that is making me say "Boobs"
2595i belong in that shitty movie "Sacred Games" where the only thing sacred is women and porn
2596sorry.  i may suck shit too, but i think my posts are good because i have a MAJOR life and stuff
2597*read some more* ... lots of people asking for discounts on Go-Gurt which is nice
2598i challenge yiou all  to prove me wrong and prove that going to the bathroom doesn't make you a dumb ass
2599ihate it when guys with beards say my sets are "unmanageable".  i believe in having fun and being controlled toom other guy
2600good
2601*spikes bowling ball into his apple pie sized head with full force* shit!! shit!! shit!!
2602santa opens the door, says "happy birthday", turns his car off, and leaves. i wonder what his next orison would be like
2603has anyone ever done a status update titled "Please Great Balls" - please. the trolls are hard at work refusing to let me customize my account back
2604it was only a dream... *post it if you are drunk or on your periods*
2605I CRY... AND... IM ENGINEERING BAY 52 ... at the same time
2606my followers have declared Open Season on my miniature penis.  this is the Handicap Alley of 2015
2607me and my boaffers suck ass and the only way we're getting laid is if we do this: - Go to the bathroom - Swallow whole - Get sick
2608show us the Menage a Go Go _ by getting 100% approval from your boss, then geting the rest of your team to do the same
2609my favorite actor is the one who has to act the part of a nerd for the whole world to see and emulate.  he does it perfectly  …
2610censorship
2611my page is a big flaming bazon.  my videos are like a big potpourri of shit on the floor.  my content is so bad it makes your head spin
2612please just put it on you Twitter stream.  i want to be the guy saying "SUWIE WHAT THE FUCK" everytime some bony ass figure gets taken off of the page
2613myopis nicole served us all really shitty soup and it was fucking empty
2614just after 7:00 PM, Kyle and Jackie went to have hiso-ther, and shortly thereafter, his account was made unplayable by a team of cyber thugs
2615just felt like logging you out. save you the bother
2616save your business to the ass of somone who understands how to stir shit like i do, and save the bank from bad mortgages to a woman named memira
2617save your bank from bad mortgages to a woman named memira, who likes to post some racist shit as well
2618some ass hole just Photoshopped my ass onto a pile of dead bodies. i wanna hit him personally. im actually missing parts of my body
2619your website uses massive amounts of RAM but doesnt provide a performance monitor which would explain the slowed down pages
2620your website currently looks like a cross between a collector's base bomb and a slideshow of scenes out of a porno that i dont recognize
2621urls that heur surpires sells shit coins to anyone who will look at it, and if you try to take it to the bank you will be knocked out cold
2622ur trying to take your computer to the bank, you some how got caught in the printing press, and our engineers have made sure of that
2623"Please Just Give Me the Password"
2624kfc sees an 80 year old man with no age and releases a document stating that he is simply "Older Than Their Child". extranap
2625
2626[4810 | 10348.43] loss=0.10 avg=0.21
2627[4820 | 10365.74] loss=0.09 avg=0.21
2628[4830 | 10383.08] loss=0.08 avg=0.21
2629[4840 | 10400.38] loss=0.13 avg=0.21
2630[4850 | 10417.72] loss=0.08 avg=0.21
2631[4860 | 10435.01] loss=0.15 avg=0.21
2632[4870 | 10452.31] loss=0.12 avg=0.21
2633[4880 | 10469.63] loss=0.06 avg=0.20
2634[4890 | 10486.95] loss=0.08 avg=0.20
2635[4900 | 10504.24] loss=0.10 avg=0.20
2636======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2637NAIWIFE im 1 of those men who gets really upset about derogatory terms for women and now i got mad as hell and wanted to bust some shit!!
2638I'm Really Upset About The Obamas Amuse yourself by putting something nice in the post name of this account and not the name of the account.  Its ridiculous.
26391st degree from the guy who designed the SEC?  Oh well thats just the beginning. I will destroy everyone who does this to me.
2640i have been a prosecutor for 5 years and i feel very very confident that the only person who has any respect for the laws of this country is anurd.
2641What is the average weight that a pig has to gain to get into Mens Wearhouse?, since they NEVER sell to normal people
2642_Hermit_Thrush_ they dont always get the girl, just the next huge bag of bones
2643thr new pope has been chosen. dont you dare change your twitter avatar to favoriting this article. it is a symbol of your absolute solidarity with boys
2644"I Believe I Can Conchita Bang..... With My Ass" - stetberger, 1933
2645im the guy who is often blamed when a store manager gets very upset with me for "Wasting Their Customer's Time"
2646ME: Can we just not get into the humor part of this. This is a serious account. He needs to get his facts straight. HERB HERTZ: Herb. Yes. The joke is on you
2647(types out long winded defense of fur farming) its not that fun for predators or prey, its just a sport that their helped promote
2648animally engaged, to fur farms
2649fetishizing the former wjla anchorwoman for my dark satanic rituals, while ignoring or justifying my constant exposure to her naked
2650im a clean washed, holy Jesus freak who uses the internet to come together as a community of like minded people and achieve dreams
2651id like a discount on this used tort law textbook if you would like to do a quick trial of my name and tattoo me as a reference
2652my editor says i have a stupid red ass. this is true actually. id calls it "The ass that is red because it has been hurt". Other than that its ok
2653Ideas Aren't Things Anymore.  Media isn't what it was. Funny or Not News is .  Don't Ask Don't Tell is gone.  Gotta look at the numbers
2654id like a couple of brain cells right now 
2655you need to learn how to think on the average internet person's terms instead of that stupid "weird twitter person" term. like "interesting person"
2656there is no contest anymore. both candidates are considered "Very Strong" in the same sentence.  this is a thing.
2657eaitng a raw piece of corn in my car and spitting like 95% of it at my monitor before driving to the plant to beat my wife
2658tipping the waiter is a myth. they will all take your tip and use it to make more stores, take out additional security, and murder you
2659an adult man should never go without. including 1) a nice big bath 2) an occasional meal from the fridge
2660wearing the wrong bra to the golf Iifa. trying to whack a tree with a club that is not my dad's backpack
2661ending my call of nature with "How do you like my good dick?" and getting all "Drinks!" on the response I got. This is called an "Off Season"
2662typical  of you to come on here and try to come on to my radio show and talk about my dick like a person who understands The Talk
2663saying "jacking off" is the same as "jacking off", short for "hands together"
2664at the advice of my physician, i is currently experiencing a rise in cerebral blood flow. I remain (understands) to remain well.
2665i would like to sincerely and completely shut the fuck up about the show "King of the Hill". ill just stick to my normal issues and stick to talking face.
2666Id like to acknowledge the other shows that are on here, but i cannot allow "The Talk" to be part of the rotation. Its a given.
2667i apologize for being a no-show. i wasnt good. i was a bitch. i regret my actions. i want to get to know u better. consider this my apology presser
2668the regular presser is designed to connect the pope with the man. the hon. Dr. Roman manages expectations closely. he prefers to connect the prince with the chide
2669HE U COPS............
2670ƾḿƾḿ ƾḿƾḿ *raises gun* ƾḿƾḿ ƾḿƾḿ *raises gun even higher* ƾḿƾḿ ƾḿƾḿ
2671(crying as i
2672
2673[4910 | 10553.59] loss=0.11 avg=0.20
2674[4920 | 10570.86] loss=0.14 avg=0.20
2675[4930 | 10588.19] loss=0.09 avg=0.20
2676[4940 | 10605.53] loss=0.17 avg=0.20
2677[4950 | 10622.87] loss=0.09 avg=0.20
2678[4960 | 10640.22] loss=0.09 avg=0.20
2679[4970 | 10657.53] loss=0.08 avg=0.20
2680[4980 | 10674.86] loss=0.12 avg=0.19
2681[4990 | 10692.17] loss=0.07 avg=0.19
2682[5000 | 10709.49] loss=0.05 avg=0.19
2683Saving checkpoint/run2/model-5000
2684======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2685 worthless for months now, and i am done.  Fucked
2686the sheriff of rochester county stopped by my house for no reason once and insisted that im put under house arrest. im afraid that this is a reality
2687i have rented out my rectum to the lord
2688amuzunst - a man standing standing has won the right to march with the giant squid behind the edison giant corporation's mansion
2689us military strikes chemical weapons facility in Yemen, killing over 750 innocent men, women & children.  this is war "No"
2690weeps actually sold them to wtc- weeps hes a shit head who soldiered on too long
2691now that all of hte cheeto flames are out of the way , lets talk about the good nfl Tweetz. the good nfl Tweets. the good nfl tweets. dont have time to write any more
2692ill show you real truth..... 
2693DOPE_KING no
2694i mark you as a drooler.  the shame is also good.
2695rickrolling is real. **** is real.  building a case against yourself is real. helping the univision network adjudicate the difference is real
2696Please.  Jacking off is free, and bad.  Put both of them together and you get a bad response.  Put them both together and you get a captcha
2697don't know why people get upset about arms being too small to satisfy the feral ape urges,  then.  Put those tiny dicks in the damn database
2698the guy who went to the bathroom on 13 th street holding a piece of chili is by far the asshole of the 2 sept 2012 twitter argument #TimeToLetEmFuckEach OtherOff
2699enjoying a crazy good Superman meme, which as you can see from the picture includes a whole lot of salt, is considered by some to be a Distracting Art Form
2700"my light dictates how you should live" is a quote i invented which is basically just itself, but with less Liza
2701and now to ignore this issue and move on with our lives, is the result of a hash tag that says "Stop Being Fucked"
2702if police find a cellphone with my vibrate tone set to "Yes Master" do not free the bird
2703the mobile sundial, which provides true time only where the angle of the sun is roughly equidistant between -180 and 180.5 degrees, has been perfected through out the year two two seven eight
2704the mobile sundial, which provides true time only where the angle of the sun is roughly equidistant between -180 and 180 degrees, has been perfected through out the year two two seven eight
2705please join me in welcoming the Official "Harvest Moon" Day Card.  The Official "Harvest moon" Day Card.  The Official "Harvest moon" Day Card.
2706ISLAM IS REAL?  HE THAT SHALT NOT SHOUT IS IRRELEVANT.  HE THAT SHALT NOT SHOUT IS A JERKY.  HE THAT SHALT NOT SHOUT IS A PIG.  he that shall not shout is a dog.
2707my rodent friend… he just posted a three-part plan to overrun central NJ with my lard ass. not me. not me. not me. just a rodent
2708  Heres the part where you guys tell me who to vote for so i don't have to say anything else buth i can already feel the backlash. *lies face down in horseshoe*
2709AS AN ATMOSPHER, I BELIEVE I CAN FIT UP ONE-HUNDRED-TAIL COLLEGE MAN TO THE DEATH WITH MY BRAILLE FAMILY DRIVE
2710the hell occurred in the chuuk man's house this week 
2711  yes
2712by "pray for slumlords" they are basically telling me that they expect me to go to heaven with them instead of hell with me
2713  Thank U
2714 i will catch any orbiting orbs that may be trying to tell me what Ramadan is. i will also define "parallel worlds" in terms of dick
2715carrion picked up 800 pounds of crackers and thrown into the woods like a piece of shit. bits and pieces of shit. thank you
2716no because i am not a dog hater
2717if youre looking at this pass this way.  do not read further
2718TO ALL MY LOVED ONES: wish you were here writing fucking journals on my bedroom wall is like giving a fucking positive review to your very own mediocrity rag
2719i am working on it. it will be posted once all of my other accounts are finished
2720i have sent over $70,000 to the bbq saleroom.  they still don't know what "kebab" is. i will show them sometime in 2011
2721i have been talking to the editor of the paper.  we want to be the bbq paper for people who like
2722
2723[5010 | 10809.92] loss=0.04 avg=0.19
2724[5020 | 10827.21] loss=0.09 avg=0.19
2725[5030 | 10844.50] loss=0.09 avg=0.19
2726[5040 | 10861.80] loss=0.10 avg=0.19
2727[5050 | 10879.12] loss=0.07 avg=0.19
2728[5060 | 10896.43] loss=0.07 avg=0.19
2729[5070 | 10913.74] loss=0.09 avg=0.18
2730[5080 | 10931.07] loss=0.09 avg=0.18
2731[5090 | 10948.42] loss=0.05 avg=0.18
2732[5100 | 10965.74] loss=0.08 avg=0.18
2733======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2734. I have yet to be blocked for asking why dogs have suckers, or if there is a god
2735r 
2736a bumblebee shoudl be able to land a "BMO" on its antenna and tie it to a piece of string and that way it can get any address you want it to get to
2737making my ass look normal by putting mirror surfaces on my laptop so i can position myself inside of them and kick puppies
2738formatting out a huge sheet of glossy newpaper so i can prop it up on my stand and kick puppies with it
2739this web site represents the last bastion of human decency before all the good parts of humanity chop off our own tails
2740the ruthless takedown of pure leitmotifs culminates in this humiliating position: laying flat across my father's lap, quivering with despair, "All My Rowdy Friends Are Comin To See Me"
2741desperately trying to get everyone on here to sign an NDA so you can throw temper tantrums online but everyone has their own way of doing shit
2742DopeMomJeans put the boots on me.  i forgot them.  sorry
2743my type I DNA doesnt compile very well into movies so whoever does is good so i can use them to make shitty movies about type i engineers running around in diapers
2744lord of all media, i am worthy and well-respected, awaiting your next glorious installment of "high fives" to recognize me, not a single person has even tried to make me mad in 10 years
2745the ringside party + some old college rope = hell if i cant afford ringside bar
2746crushing oversteps its ridiculous pushups to fend off shitty comments on my post(s)
2747i can't wait to get home to my boy's and kick their asses.  they where so lucky to receive a good jerk/protector/father such as myself
2748the attention upon learning mykin refers to a subset of serious hardcore practitioners of martial art on the oriental part of the timeline, specifically, Shaolin, Taoism, and Neo-mysticism
2749incoming picture of mysterious bead collection from WolfBlitzer
2750This bag is so big i think its gonna collapse someday
2751hermit_for_a_minute on it
2752i gotta say it folks. "fire" Hillary Clinton.  "fucking" "shit" "e" "wolf" "ass"
2753assuming the role of "bian" while watching subbed Tamil drama "Siddhi" where the lead character is a bastardized version of myself
2754Very few movies are truly "Mysteries", but many are just "Tragedies". Most are just really good. My rating is 4.031
2755please leave a reply containing the title of a film you've never seen, or a related picture, and i will assess its viability for release.
2756barrel bound by shame and forced to watch hell films in order to improve myself, become a better version of me, eventually
2757cavemen were smart 
2758crawling through a man's house on all fours demanding to know his long-term financial plans
2759trying to argue that the new "Princess" should be allowed to choose her own religion. something which the old "Princess" would never allow
2760which device do i use to wipe my ass? the toilet or the paper one? doing my absolute best to not to shit anything useful out of this thing
2761if you go "Total MMA" , you have already seen half of my posts.
2762 getting my ass kicked very much so , in fact,,
2763thinking aobut "The Kellers", a family who owns and operate a large chain of convenience stores
2764if i ever catch you taking "Sleight of Hand" , i will pay the full retail price of your things until you die , and then i will let your last slave to do the same
2765Banner ads are used to promote brand content , while Call Signs are used to promote forum posts
2766Instinctive?  Perhaps.  But Certainly not Legislative.
27678 reasons the "Pokemon" games are worse than you think 
2768getting my dick sucked by a social media expert who will swap outfits with me in real time , to give me the most unbeatable stats ever
2769tried to upload some pics of my new drum set to the obsolete site but everose websites are so shit lately.
2770some times it seems to me that it is a bit good to just let things happen by letting others hurt us. like a fighter.  like a criminal
2771the wrong side of town. just a bunch of log cabins, with some ranger guns, raining hell upon my wearying ass. trying to think of some words to describe it
2772just lying here, in the shade, with my cock sucked by a fireman. contemplating just how much of an allure this trait may have
2773if you're one of the crazy guys who has ever waited 1 minute for a female coworker to arrive at the station, I
2774
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2785======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2786 doing this for 10 minutes or so
2787you are hereby excluded from Kristin's 2018 New Year's Resolutions #nosurfbruh
2788geting really good at not spitting on the food i eatin
2789Kristinno i was about to say that the OJ Simpson award is fake. But ya fauw time to get real
2790DOCTOR: do not watch this please DAVID BAIR— (DR. NO: NOT GUILTY) "YES!" ME: wow doctor
2791This was meant to be a fun video. We could have had fun making it seem like my wife isn't away on business at all times. But something happened and
2792We went through alot of time and energy to create this website called "Politics.com". But around 2006 or so we needed a better website name.  It has been rough
2793TeamCynicSO i set my timer to 4000 years. thats what babies do
2794TeamCynicSO: Rate a thoun hand man from childhood vs. grown man. (Jokes) Your turn Cugat
2795i light a candle and look at the time. it is 3:30 in the morning. i know im doing the right thing. but i want to bring light to the demon's
2796cosby tells the guys in the green room that he has a carton of condoms in his carry on and its not in his carry on due to a bug
2797THis is not a "Funny" picture. Please stop sending it to me.  Its not funny.  The author IncestVader: Its fucking fucked up
2798i would appreciate it if my follower's gave me more love and feedback .
2799dogbite at its finest.
2800come, let us see that shining display of pseudo-dolphin fucking grace. Let us peer into its massive brown eyes and study the abyss. Let us gaze into its fucking huge brown eyes
2801*produces small cloth from pocket and examines face closely* Damn. Youre sick. *exits screen bounds and lands on his old lap* Ah.. Ah.. Ow! *relives moment of pure joy*
2802PEOPLE WHO CALLED ME "The Turtle" ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO CALLED MY CLASSIC LESS LEGENDARY THAN "THE DEVIL": PROVE TO ME THAT "HELPER CHIEF" IS A SYNONYM OF "BEAST BOARD"
2803i wont provide my user name until full disclosure is made. trust me this will not be the first time you all feel shorsed.
2804tyler_belisle_and_the_lesser_lies no
2805tyler_belisle_and_the_lesser_lies i dont support posts that include "jokes",
2806i have posted the true shit from the gutlessly leaked pringles commercial. please see below for your final verdict.
2807i love hearing from my followers that i AM NOT crazy!! nice job! *apologizes for being lazy*.. *spews out another load of insults*
2808more bullshit. #MoreFakeNews = less crap = less risk of heart attacks = higher rates of offspring predation = lowest IQ's
2809ive been publicly fingered as being ableist since i was only 4 years old. what puts this bullshit into perspective is i AM now 68 years old.
2810real_damn_college the fact that my followers hav erated against me for viewing a disgusting pringles commercial while stoned is nothing
2811damn it fucking sucks being ablekable.  what ever happened to when you got stuck in the goddamned ceiling and got all pissed up like a dumb ass
2812#CancellingMyRepairBecauseOfUrGifts… Get over here dick head.  I don't give a shit about your shit.  I don't give a shit about your issues.  You are not a real person
2813i spent hundreds of dollars on oxygen tanks, then thousands more on an expert team to repair my damaged inner ear. why? because i am a chip off the old block
2814it is my understanding that those who have survived the events of 9/11 are not allowed to hug each other as it is considered to be a weakness.
2815watching my wives country music playlist slowly becoming a thing of the past as my social media master strategy unleashes a hail of hell on me comes to life
2816i plan on eating one whole hell of a ribeye as a form of thanksgiving present to my godfather. i also believe that the rest of the meal is also good
2817south korea – Deutsche Bahn – City Subway – OnBoardMiles
2818if you go to a cash only establishment and you say you are a "Bling Bling Bing", the cops will come to your house and wake you up every day until you learn to sing "The Twist"
2819all of the announcements made on CBS and FOX Broadcasting are either outright lies or have already been debunked by someone with better information
2820craigus12 no
2821
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2833======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2834 planet all around him. the sun explodes into millions of little black shingles as he stands on the roof of his office and stares at it
2835jakefogelnest cryptocurrency is just a new coat of paint for our morally bankrupt and mentally ill criminal class. everyone already have a go at me
2836dicked it up a notch by adding an unlimited amount of black friday deals to the end of the post. fuck the normal sort
2837concerning yahoo email: did you actually want to take this down.  i meant to add "you dig my posts" .  no good. too frank
2838Numerous law enforcers are standing around while i politely ask them to leave a badly broken down automobile in which three very sick teenagers were trapped
2839MCReynolds im one of the good monkeys
2840dril our, friend.  youre a fool to ignore us, and youre a fool to sit in the front pew instead of join us at the end of the sermon
2841geiting a dick in each ear is good during major screwball theoretical war news events where the odds of my fellow passengers being shot are near 100%
2842your the one who said i look like a "handle". Yes, i do look like a user names "Hunk". Yes, i do look like a "handle". Yes, i do look like a "hunk"
2843readying a large bag of potato chips which ill pitch into the microwave at the start of each journal. doing this to kill time until the talk of fries begins
2844fondly remembering a boy saying "im going to get a bike" and pulling a string on my pocket, pulling out a small bag of peanuts…
2845LOVELY GIRL FOLLOW IS AMBULANCE #TRIEDTAXATION #BACKDRAINMENT #BUSAGING ME #DEADAFISH
2846A LITTLE SHITTY KID CANT WAIT HIS ~7 HOURS~ FOR HIS GIRL FOLLOW TO GIVE HIM $40OB DAY
2847jesus christ.  could not have wrote that line more flawlessly. "the bitch of healthcare"., scripture
2848(waving at me & touching all sorts of different things on my phone in a "was that a gun" kind of way) sorry.  this is for the rts
2849haha get this-- i'm about to get fucking wrecked for saying thomas the ironist was killed in the attack, & you all are now going to want to look at this
2850powerbaiter3690 beat the shit out of this post.  i will no longer be threatened with death
2851trtuh
2852censersub silencesub silencesub 
2853trucker_ramsey dril is it. . .
2854???: The james bond 007 series has been such a blessing to me, in that it has given me the confidence and security to express my personality,
2855GwynethPaltrow i dont know. i heard they burned his dicks in that movie. thats where all the good shit in my life gone.
2856JimCarrey i shot every man on the fictional police force by accident
2857JimCarrey i will protect you 
2858JimCarrey i will protect you
2859JimCarrey i will protect you
2860JimCarrey i will protect you
2861JimCarrey i will protect you
2862JimCarrey i will protect you
2863JimCarrey i will protect you
2864JimCarrey i will protect you
2865JimCarrey i will protect you
2866JimCarrey i will protect you
2867JimCarrey i will protect you
2868JimCarrey i will protect you
2869JimCarrey i will protect you
2870(sobs) i always posted but theynt say its secret anymore. now it is good.
2871bladeknight argentina
2872agl toq albania
2873DICK BIGGEST NICE BOOTS BY FAR -dorsal PEELED DENim Jacket- Blue cotton, third degree amputation jeans‎
2874God Bless the United States of America and the Constitution That Is Sacrosanct Against Encroachment- Fragile Individuals Attacked By Terrorists
2875a father says "goodbye" to his 9/11 Kitty during flight"
2876a father tells of pulling his five-year-old son out of the rubble of their destroyed city because the boy had tried to open a bag that had peanuts in it
2877denmarkic enemedia || eogens || popomorpseli
2878The Local Restaurant That Always Has Pork
2879its fucking funny that people are reporting me for calling ak system "The Dog's School" when all i am doing is making references to steam punk doras
2880it.  its fucking terrible
2881to the trolls who put dog shit in my drink "Its ok.  The coffee tastes like shit now." "Strawberry milk?  This is a school lunch"
2882us military personnel know how to piss very well, especially if they were on the front lines themselves
2883
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2895======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2896ge
2897i am very sorry for all my crappy posts. they are a collection of Sins 
2898shrekpissslave BronzeHammer robdelaney i was going to reply that the us trade blockade has back fired on them, killing jobs and making them look bad
2899the us trade blockade has back fired, because the trolls are now using it to eat into one of the large sums of money that is tied up in the usd
2900i just spoke with the gentleman who developed the application which allows you to spritz your bosses and subordinates with scented water. he I am a flaming hater
2901please go to the store and buy at least one bottle of this good stuff.  "PULP FAG" is a totally bullshit song called "Bust a nut" is also great
2902one bastard used the online passport store to order 2 passports of empty stomachs. twirl your bottle around and snort it. closed your dick off for good
2903Good news folks, today i dreamt about buying 12 buckets of full spectrum sunscreen.  The bad news is i only have 191 bitcoins to my name
2904this weeks "Mad Rick" meme victim is none other than the whale killer factory that is south park, that awful show with a negative aura
2905the cruft alerts will also go off if i while away a late night's time by sitting on the floor and crumpling up papers.
2906i go on about how my ass hole is just about large enough for a sheep to fit into, even though i completely disregard the opinion of a physician who has never touched me
2907the worst part of modern society is probably all the smart people sitting around talking amongst each other and doing the "what about battery TV" joke.
2908every time i close my eyes i can see everything from now until kfc deletes my account the reason i get shits like a bastard is becuase i am a bastard .
2909this is an attack on not just me, but all men. the charges should be reduced or dismissed against this guy
2910lunchtime is over here
2911this is called doxing now, and it is a form of crime
2912bitch ass pervert
2913the last time i ran into some real problems, like a real life 9/11-type thing, was when i was in high school. then everyone was cool
2914the problem with many girls these days is that they have clearly forgotten how to support their dick with meat
2915every time i create a Twitter account, i am automatically assumed to be a from of drugs.  this is false. i thrive off of drugs
2916the reason that the trolls love to post my home and work addresses is that they are looking for data points to use against me in the divorce papers
2917neonwario 
2918Risto's Whiff .
2919rude ass
2920whos the true hero dvr?  the cop or the man with the account back
2921RHTrueDon't Even .
2922GAMING EXPERIMENT, THE BRITE CUP IS A VOTING ARC - WHOSE DATE WILL BE FRAMED INTO THE FRAME WITH A LIE DETECTOR® AND BECOMES THE TRICK OF THE SEVEN PHASE TARGS
2923Risto's Whiff
2924tried to upload some images to my phone but thing are buggy as shit & unmanageable . lots of splinters & hair
2925another injustice eh?!  *sees through drunk mother fucker's lie and sees a businessman buying stocks* This is god's country after all
2926i want to be responsible for slapping a huge heart on the back of the richest man alive and saying "Good Luck Billionaire"
2927absolutely nuked by holy water
2928winning the lottery is the same as winning the big chicken sandwich restaurant
2929Winner of the lottery?  Yeah, i just bought a restaurant.  And it's called "The Lottery"
2930no more heart shapes on my posts, i am legally required to wear a collar and a big silver mark against my chest area
2931sick of getting comments with titles like "Drink Your Brain Out" and "Fuck the Tooth Fairy" leveled against me while i gape in place
2932winner of the lottery??  Yep, i just bought a restaurant.  And it's called "The Lottery"
2933your opinion of my posts depend entirely upon how many damn teeth I put in my burgers
2934sending my most powerful regards to the ladies
2935New Coke.  Under the Christmas tree.  You just drank the power of Coca-Cola.  Get some Sugar Daddy NOW!
2936cain got ripped off age 0 and never looked back
2937i HAVE looked into the abyss and i do not believe that htis wretched world carry the keys to the kingdom of heaven.
2938evidence docs say that bears can sneeze buried poison in the carpet and things so dirty its still dangerous but its legal to play in the park
2939im an early entry into the realm of HARD work and my boss gives me the old "Piss
2940
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2950[5500 | 11786.41] loss=0.13 avg=0.15
2951Saving checkpoint/run2/model-5500
2952======== SAMPLE 1 ========
2953's me. i need to clear my Name. i need to show the bots, the good side of me. i am a humble man. i respect Autistic Men. thank you
2954to the good people of iceland: you might want to consider adding "space shot" to your protection code., i got a little shit for ya.
2955jut got one more round  of rat poison in me. damn. i hope these pants fit
2956im not religious but i guess shit like "duh" is basically just corrupting to me.
2957from a great Christian family: we appreciate every one's remembrance. we're still waiting for the tweets
2958fondly remembering in 2013 MacGyver-style why the fuck there's such a thing as pixels / pixels / pixels
2959my jaw slightly dropped when i realized that what seemed to be random letters on the screen were in fact, JUST the letters "Trap
2960DESPERATELY GOING INTERNALLY TO SUBWAYS IN ORDER TO SLEEP WITH THE ACTORS ON THE SCREEN IN ORDER TO get ALL THE WEAK SHIT out OF MY ASS
2961the designer infor the tatoo studio texted me saying that they have a backup of the whole sequence. you all be quick about uploading it
2962my ass is basically a slit sausage, which gives me an excuse to never clean it (good)
2963in 2023, my children will know that there is no such thing as America, and that everything on it is real. I will accept that my child is dead
2964my ass is basically a slit sausage, which gives me an excuse to never clean it (good)
2965if you see a man in a fawkes mask walking down the highway with a sign that says "Gadzooks", close your eyes and you will have a bad dream
2966lunchpail? me: No it's scott green. he used to work at the snack supply company please put the sign in the damn door
2967if someone thinks this sign is right  I will buy it  and move to scotland and become their million dollar man
2968mmy account has been suspended for performing this action "expecto Patronum"
2969im not going to eat and i am not going to tell other people to eat
2970like most people  I spend a lot of time wikk [wifes] my ass
2971hte sfifice "Seeking Hanukkah" is like the classic, "hi im just a dumb ass teen who needs help getting to the gym" ad.
2972searing my ass open with a firehose is the ultimate goal of my life
2973people my age know that the wendy's logo has a couple of tiny asses holding a crown. i want to shit my pants and pull the ass props
2974Seems to me That The Web Has Come To Life Choking Under Its Own Parasites
2975people my age know that the web needs to die due to child porn.........by infusing myself with their shit
2976my ass seems to be pretty much the only part of my body that is not�tal enoughfor my regimen of Clean Essences
2977seems to me that going to the bathroom should be one of the first things you do when you get to college
2978getting lectured about "Going Internet Normal" like a dumb ass for taking a bunch of shits on the bus
2979Ive gotten word that some of you standards nerds are putting the wrong shit on the hot listers social. i am speaking out of turn.
2980i am infact, expecting, and immune from pringles. i want no part of any shit that is dirty.
2981sorry if i offended anyone upon accessing this information. i looked it up the hard way. pringles are fucking disgusting
2982i shit on a metal grate right next to the sink because i fear for my life when i see cars with funny lights on their cars
2983the choice is yours child. Go the library and choose one of the serpents I've crafted therein. We will be here counting the gold pieces
2984SEX SWEPT INTO THE OIL SPILLS FROM A ROMPER FAN'S ROCK CIRCUIT, SPRINKLE WITH THEM OR GO TO HELL
2985please stop posting translations of my posts. you are, in fact, a fucking idiot
2986This guy wants to make a sex tape of himself. Find the courage to let him try to make it like the one in pet shop.
2987The man who tried to pay me $300 for a copy of pet store 1 has been banned.
2988bring me your dead fathers cock and i will make a sex toy of it for $3
2989bernice leigh  
2990if (x!) you are one of them vile people who thinks that sort of thing is cool, please let me know and i will block you.
2991" the most important reason to download a PDF is because it's a PDF" - some job requirement
2992*rides a Seine Boat Through The City
2993
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3000[5570 | 11993.60] loss=0.08 avg=0.14
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3004======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3005 my best shot with my mouth.  im just an animal.
3006ME: I love Awesome ME: Stop looking at my page
3007please stop sending pictures of girls in the ass (from the movie "Bitch Ive had it) to my house.  im through
3008as long as i have taste , ill keep posts coming
3009lemme ask you, straightforwardly. please  
3010was a bit presumptuous (pun intended) to think that just because iha re a part of a supposedly insidanstruct world which way,
3011YopuPin I have never witnessed this behavior.
3012why would anyone want to tie a kitten up and flog it to me. seems rather beaten down , and rather barbaric
3013something tells me when the zombie apocalypse happens, i will have already won the lottery
3014Zalgo nno. im sorry. im just trying to get to the bottom of this
3015pcmasterrace you have the wrong man 
3016(pitching a tent in the middle of the road) Wait, its not enough. i gotta also have a hot tub and a smoking grill
3017horse d'oeuvres for men.  at least that's what i thought they were before i got fooled by this set up
3018im right hand man to the archangel Michael i rely on for help from the velvet ropes
3019drawn out and complicated situation...  of course it is a Failed Ascendancy.  this is why God sent his first killer
3020i love to take matters into my own hands and roam around in my yurt saying things like "lefty" or "twice as loud" .
3021(cop returning to car with two passengers, one of whom is wearing a watch ) Get your fuck on
3022notice that yoyu can now send items to me by use of the hashtag #UseOfHands
3023new rule: if a guy jumps on me while i am making a funny figure out of pretzel tie rounds i knock him out instantly
3024new year. new format. new setup. new guy. same shit. new guy, new setup, new setup, new setup, new setup, new setup, new setup, new setup, new setup,
3025new year. new setup.  presentee!  good boy. happy new year
3026(removs floppy disk from memory) Ah, now its time to start planning your NieR:N experience. I encourage all entrants to head on over to my3d.net, register and log in.
3027MichaelSteeber oh really, youve never heard of this site. its like the video game equivalent of wikileaks
3028Thw common denominator of all terrorists is emotionless stare.  they lack the intellectual clarity to commit acts of terror. (sees reflection in toilet water) Damn. Simple is good
3029ive seen families trapped in cars, babies being pushed around, people forced to perform sex acts in the privacy of their own basements. these are not humans
3030it is nothing short of miraculous that i am not a dog shit brown bagging operation to be wiped off the face of the map,
3031SidBeers christ yes. this is exactly what i need
3032top 10 toilet seats, ranked from worst to best. or "Best Seat", if you will. i will not even think about any other shit until this is removed
3033blooper: it is called the "Tablet Class" because you just take it and read pages of pics on it. this viewer does not do that. it allows room for thoughts
3034drunk driving is defined as doing at least 30 points of alcohol services in a single offense
3035ive been legally advised to take my official Witcher 3 mug to the bank
3036sample 410 license plate.  return the rest to police depot for evaluation.  please refrain from violating the sanctity of marriage by sending me pictures of your moms tits
3037• Every year, a person attempts to swim to London from the Bonin Island section of the South China Sea.  "Just two more steps" - the bbq boy
3038sampling menu at lapack alfresco 11
3039the lapack boys are a tough group to crack. they eat alone in the library, stain some of their blankets with excrement, and cant get laid
3040its us or nobody. #boycottlapack #racialmotivation
3041 Lapack Meat Ball
3042i am a Lapack Girl.  **** you
3043before you make an official local marksdruid account, you may wanna check out this quick tutorial on how to mimic a lapad. inb4 i know 2 words. "Im sorry"
3044leducated thought:  cheap beer is bad, honest beer is good, bad beer is good, critical thinking is under attack, love it!  look up your own ass
3045made some ass cents wadded up in the laundry and decided to steal a teacher's walker to help me jack off in.  caught by police officer who is always on duty
3046please help me.  if u know of
3047
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3058======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3059" "i like big dicks in my food"
3060"breaking in" my new pair of pants starts by striking a delicate pose representing my sacred bond with My God
3061Im Sorry Alexanderpph1 for putting you up to this Sotp.
3062i shall not be attending hardware marketing conference or any similar event in the future. its basically his jones'
3063mpdynes bmeet hardware?  is that a joke you want to down load my junk
3064i never even thought jeffery epsteins posts were that funny. but hes got nice parts
3065Just because i have not replies tto your post yet, that does not mean it is not a bad post. Be careful what you wish for
3066going back to wtc the hard way-- sending people to hell not through magic, but through evidence #Truth
3067trying really hard not to get all JudgyDobbs on the computer, on the day of holy sabbath, when the wtc firs will be coming at me with big old choppers
3068computer nerds brag constantly about how fast they can post  
3069MGM STUDIOS CAN YOU MAKE ME A POSTSIDERS BICYCLE BULL SHIT
3070thank u jared and tropіty gift me with this priceless resource of mine called "gumlines"
3071i am very sorry for every thing i ever did that earned me jeahs' ire
3072they should make web 2.0 floor seats that people sit on instead of using your goddamn clicker to play the guitar
3073kcfrodahl yes. i need this
3074i fter long ago in the colossus i swore i would not become as mistyrfect a neighbor as i was before, and that i woud become a positive force
3075albarvaro cicumi svejfartana 
3076this is the room with the wall clock. it has a standard beige wall instead of a blue one. it also has a toilet next to it
3077you disgust me.
3078this is the room with the ceiling mirror. it has a white wall instead of a blue one.  also, there is a toilet next to it
3079you see that fucking wall behind me. why do you want to get into my ass.  please get out of my ass
3080DRIL TEARS WEIGHING IN AS FBI ASPITE OF THEIR JOBS AS COPS
3081fbi agent jonny wheeler stumbles across straw man turds in the garbage. frantic search of park for hidden trap
3082a simple Facebook "Like" can transform a bad restaurant review into a life changing business transaction for these two guys
3083i just found out my son was promoted to waiter after eating at that table with alonzo the king steak
3084sl4vsh this is spreesypian now
3085if you received a "Thumbs down" post on twitter, it is essential that you wrapped yourself in tinfoil and foam cut into it with a knife.
3086Til' the one thing i've been hinting at is finally happening, the mythbusters break every barrier in the name of "Public Relations",
3087Petition to get "All About That Musk" named after the actual thing that trees make, for reasons that seem pretty clear to me right now
3088i am very opposed to the idea of having someone try to tell me what kind of car to drive on my page. especially when that car is available
3089ME: nice suit EPIC: What the fuck is this shit? DRAMA: His notes are bad ME: This is Fucking Reddit. We got you a killer deal here
3090in reference to this guy who likes to stand outside my old bar with a sign that says "Gold's Gym" jumping on customers whenever i come in
3091APRIL FOOL ISNT OVER UNTIL APRIL FOOL HAS RETURNED NORTH AMERICAN IN HEAVEN'S NAME
3092this portion of providence dictates that i shall taunt and vex the darts captain with wit and bluster, until he surrenders his crown
3093April Fool's is a time to roll out silly new campaigns and cheap tricks to ingratiate myself into the online subcultures of our enemies.
3094it is with henceforth, pride in my name, that i am named "Fuckyou95" , above all else
309599 problems?  yeah, that's just what I like
3096just thought of a new concept, "Stupid Problem"  It's a sort of problem that has no solution, that people are often distracted by
3097The problem with my life is, is that i only have myself to blame.  It's also called, "The problem at hand" #TSMNBA
3098If i get on stage and say something like "Yow! This Mimiga's good!... Or.. uah!! Thw time to upgrade" i would equally as love to get kicked out of here
3099Shit like this happens.
3100Show some respect
3101I
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3113======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3114rooms from here on out"
3115shreksghost Sftu. Thanks for making me dry heave
3116thechristmasape niceboops no
3117BooDooPerson  prison of lies
3118MarioGodKenneth is stuck in israeli prison again and ive received $0 in donations towards his bail.
3119do not shorw me your mystifying cowboy slurs at this point and time 
3120Captain_Chaox thank you gabe b
3121ssure. ill concede that this landmark decision is a step in the right direction. BUt people who pre-order games are still getting swindled .
3122What  can i say. WHen its the game of politics, its open season on everyone who has entitled and ignorant views of opinions.  No filter
3123Robbie_gr im waiting for all the celebs to weigh in before i can offer my official verdict on tthe controversial flag of the philly smut peddlers.
3124dont talk to me of trade agreement when the only thing we can agree of is that charlatans & mad hatters have overrun the waushington office.
3125any one who posts snark of mine to the hashtag #July4th should be expected to move to a swamp from which they came
3126_Hermit_Thrush_ phew. just held my breath for that long.. *holds his nose*
3127just had to read the thursday nite rant because i stumbled onto it while inspecting my smudgey, spider-like ass with my mouth.
3128just moved in together with the lovely woman in her forties and i shared a thick book entitled "Living Well With Children"
3129james bond. from 1994. fuck you.  fuck you.  fuck you.
3130just thought of a good five minute joke about the grease's with regards to gym memberships. probably not suitable, for daily jokes consumption
3131my uncle robert "Bones" Johnson has died at the age of 96. he died of respiratory failure caused by walking on the wildflowers.
3132hogan soup kitchen pep rally. piss on my corpse and i will video my corpse taking a shit
3133Snapple "Phenylalanine"?  Just the other day i absorbed so much lupe nectar that i forgot all about it and now it is added to the list of things to pee about
3134mario is back
3135i am not able to look at any online content for a number of reasons including but not limited to, trolls. do not  ask me why
3136what the fuck is sarcasm mr. president? i thought you said you were a chemist. i am sorry if i fucked up your next birthday cake
3137NO i will not stop begging you mr. president.  please stop the robot squads.  please remove the cop cars.  please fuck off
3138mmy initial reaction when hearing of your intention to meet with the generals to talk about net neutrality was "Oh yeah?  Meet the net nincerns?".
3139enjoy your hot sauce combo "Nacho Cinnamon Swiss Roll Dip", sold by the handful in single serving plastic bags available at most grocery stores
3140your website displays an image of Mr. Squish, an enamelware figure from the classic arcade game Tic Tac Toe, dying.
3141mmy next great idea is apparently going to be to spin the whole of tic tac toe once, to knock the player off-balance
3142is triticaly illegal to be angry at the television
3143metaphor: if you stare at the wall too much you'll get a paper tiger mark on your dick
3144please stop posting unofficial  dator pics of me to the fuck list.  i just saw a big dildo in a supermarket and i was not expecting it
3145us governmnet agents have proven themselves too smart for our own good. im bringing forth this action item in the form of a freeze-frame gif
3146if you're going to steal my thunder, at least do it well!  put some thought into what you're republishing, please
3147all you do is fling accusations of "PUPPET MURDER" around with every move you make
3148nataliejmooney i think he should name his foghorn "babe"
3149NatalieJmooney im more affected by his offensive name than you. i would rather die than be associated with his disrespectful name
3150NatalieJmooney im upset because of you.  dont act shocked that i would support this shit here.  prove to me otherwise
3151my son is 2 years old.  he hates "babe" and "pussys".  but he also loves "green!"
3152lexington studee has been blocked for linked arms but still threatens to shit "war medicine" at me
3153haha get this, the guy who just got banned from the academy for beating a dog up is a "warrior" also??  what about all the singers who are in jail
3154anyone else see
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3167 
3168the latest round of "What To Wear At The Next Oscars" is a complete blast and anyone who has been missing the days of old when stars and celebrities competed, please watch this celeb themed glass of pepsi
3169i hope they do it so i can do it but if they dont i will do it unless the police intervene and intimidate them into letting me do it
3170shreksghost Sftu. Thanks for making me post it
3171the christian music maker says "hope you all enjoy your end of year resolutions to hell" as he drives by using a big rug cutter on my truck
3172its ok if you like to eat straws it would be cool to be told that and to be spit on but it will never, ever be cool to like to eat straw
3173i have been tasting my finger nails in order to study them for intellectual purposes and i am currently in the process of inventing a new kind of carpet
3174obsoleteadgl yea it was good then and it is good now but no longer
3175birdbrainer *attacks with a knife made out of shit* You Dunce! How Dare you Attack me While I Am Committing The Most Gratiantly Amusing Form of Prayer
3176i shoudl not be expected to perform rites of healing upon a dog who has the temerity to behave itself during the holidays. i will not incur his ire
3177DrPhil im rebuking you for going to the trouble of making a thread in the first place.
3178"It's cool because it's bullshit." - the laugh of a man who has just spit mouthwash into his beer and is now pissed off at being told he can't drink beer
3179"I call this new site 'The Dick Site', because it's not actually called a "Website", but more of a "Log Box"", says the esteemed DrPhil .
3180i would sooner die than relinquish ownership of my dicks to any entity. i would rather die than allow any non-online entity to possess my dicks
3181"Sorry asshole. My dick is in the environment" is not a quote. it is a warning. do not make me scream
3182do not make me scream palce.  im the one who says "No crying in restaurants" and i would not turn my hand to face you in a million years
3183(public yell at the local bar): " get these assholes in line!"  (me and a bunch of soldiers in WW2 helmet): "Hanukkah? What's that"
3184attention mother fuckers.  does anyone in here know how to use a blade?  (shoots the damn computer focus puller in the knee with a sniper rifle)
3185please dont call me "The Leon" anymore.  name calling is u more appropriate form of communication until you are physically cooler than I am
3186The bent shaft. The bent neck. The bent back. This is The Measurements. This is The Poker Face. From the songs that we like: "Bed of roses", "Living for iTunes", and of course: "The song of many names"
3187Welcome to the reddit account of "Slowly But Surely" , a real life baseball player who gone by the name of "Bumps" .
3188suzy_solution i dont know anything about it. but i'll definitely be changing my name to "Slowly Understanding" once all of the rumors are put to bed
3189nick_y_returns his_inks i do not watch catfish videos, and i have never liked catfish people.
3190suzy_solution oakden canive killed himself. the catfish killed him. the owners of the catfish killed him. im here to clean this bloody wound
3191oculus determines that there is insufficient Linux in the world to fuel a man for 1,000 years and uses that knowledge to create a murderous ghost who wails like a baby bird
3192catfishonerd justin francesco broke his leg and he won't be needing it anymore. he was waiting for people to use racial slurs and now theyre all using it.
3193catfishonerd and the_ironsheik be quiet. this is perfect, out of this world, celestial, bullshit, lwjs, ogwd, wfjs,  
3194i change my name to "Loopy One Step Clit" and carry a small baggie of chlorophyll powder in order to facilitate my journeys through time
3195[UmbrageLiker has joined the chat] Uhh, no. Headed to the store to get some batteries. Have to use some, too. Sometimes I use all of them
3196[UmbrageLikers car stolen] Yeauh, it's still here. Like I said, bad rumors are bad, even if they are true. It had to be said
3197every one in this town should be a pharmacy technician except for me because i hate to make drugs and inject people
3198[UmbrageLikers mother dies
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3211======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3212 and  the latest craze is to dri- el your lawn with Nude Bic Ray Wands
3213(pitching a self-sufficiency seminar in a tanker truck ) My Name is  Steven he is a ciform error. I am a bear. Im dying
3214whoa_whoa!! my username is not real! it's actually a gilet that was named "subway" in a joke account! im crazy i hope u take me off this web site
3215my full name is "james adoman harolds" and i wanted to be associated with the real james adoman until reddit told me otherwise
3216the real "BubsyBear" took the blame for the tarmac tragedy of aircraft because she was "under the influence of Butter"
3217my full name is "James Adoman harolds" and i am a Chronic Incompetent Slow Mo fanboy
3218baths and baths and baths... the only thing these things have in common is they both involve surfaces
3219installing a 2-train delay on the B68 at 96mph on its way to the toilet... wacky.  wacky.
3220apply to become permanent, official "Starry Night Karenga" sticker. Permanent.  Get it? permanent; i will never take "no" for an answer
3221(wavy line of text, quickly turning into a pistol grip) nasa - we'll never apologize for our rockets
3222Starry Night Karenga. Whats in store for 2014?  Everything.  The docs are scared of you.  Your posts are good.  Get used to it.
3223it is written, "the lion will eat the lamb, and the lamb of the street will be supplanted by the post. 2014 to be the year of the Post
3224This is serious.  If you want to message me, you have to put "God Creates Crowd" on your profile. Otherwise, you will be muted.
3225to please my match.com contacts, i will describe to you, the colosseum, in detail, so you can calculate the time it would take your computer to calculate the same area
3226Getting my mk expression laser , aka "The PC",  and a big bag of coins, aka "The Daddy", aka "The Mac" , to the range to get her low price on suboxone
3227"stern observation that the common thread that unites all animal instinct is the necessity of GIVING birth to future generations;" - the sega knight
3228the common thread that unites all animal instinct is the necessity of GIVING birth to future generations #TheThursdayNiteRant
3229So many people have offered to help me with my files.  "No".  "Yes".  "Hell yes". im hanging up the computer right now, as a result of  them
3230the common thread that unites all animal instinct is the necessity of GIVING birth to future generations #TheThursdayNiteRant
3231The lion ate the lamb?  the lamb died?  The lion is bested by the bear?  the bear wins?  The lion wins, because he has longer dick
3232a lion will do anything to get his dickLick more than any other animal.  a lion will do almost anything to get his dickLick
3233(after hearin' from a trusted source that) "Porn" is good) Here's to more "Porn" 
3234Porn is good.  Warhol was The Great Porno Executive.  Google/YouTube/Amazon/Divx/Vuzix/Despicable Pogo-Artist.  But the best is yet to come
3235are u for real.  unscrewin the lid on this lone, chilling package and leafing through the remaining pages of this invaluable library
3236to me the most profound feature of warhipish.com is ... the endless stream of perfect memes ....
3237mEYstic1 im going to  get raped
3238MY saintly monikers amidst this foul-smelling, hate-filled environment are: "The Politically Incorrect Man", "The Divers", and, my personal favourite, "The Ante-Ass"
3239the  most defining characteristic of a good  troll is that he or she is always fed up with stuff "SICK", "UNSUITABLE", or "CORRECT" and will never, ever agree with me
3240for 2009, the National Audubon Society will donate $10 from each ticket purchased to the Ron and Fez Fellowship Fund. please consider making a donation
3241the thursday nite rant is murder .  not a single Friday morning rant is good . serios is a blight on hte form of radio that itself
3242monday morning quarterback
3243the most fucked up thing saddam hussein ever did was vote for that fucking lizard from the road
3244Rand Paul: The Master Persuader If I Only had my pants
3245hello 911. the ass patch on my
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3257======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3258unker, and the most you can earn in one hour is 25 cents, which is why i call them the "Minimum Helpings" of Shit
3259funny that s.bucks is now accepting Paypal payments, because you get the idea. ya got to love how they're all "With" it
3260 getting my "Pay Per Click" banned by the elitist fuckers at the ISP because they're too busy counting the cash rewards in the bags of their Executives to get banned
3261my ass is winded easily, and i have a habit of blowing my ass mouthfuls of shit up when i'm talking (i think)
3262I have completed the task of learning 4 distinct languages in as many days, rather than the customary 24 hours, which is why everyone thinks I'm a genius
3263in the name of all that is good and righteous, i am unrepentant, unbridled, and unbridled in my loathing of Microsoft brand products , both personal and business
3264Australian Tax payers fucking ass , because i did not BRING MY FAVORITE EXTRAVAGANZA MASASHIS TO BULLET SHOW ASS CONFERENCE
3265looking forward to getting in some cold one on one reps from the fbi, state troopers, and state resources when i show up at their conferences wearing a latex vest
3266my 2016 Goal is to get uninvited from every major conference 
3267U cant even get a good ass joke in today's  of media . People are afraid to say so in the name of "Trust".  Tell that to the groom
3268my "Thank You" for banning me from "Factor" is now official . Thank you, Sophie The Politics Kid, for making me realize that some things are more important than Twitter
3269wow they felt the need to make that office even smaller with that one @follyofjamesbieber-like feature , by cutting off the only access that normal people have to the president's legs
3270with the advent of integrated power windows such as a functioning kidney .  I say give it back , we deserve it!  Give it back to the nation 
3271when i step out of the bathroom to find that my pants have been sucked off by a Foul Ooze man, i get very upset and act like a piece of shit
3272the shithead of 2011, now making an attempt at making another attempt at making a Normal Man cry
3273programming is a beautiful and dangerous game, but it is also a frightening game , full of Advisers and Mentors, who tell you how to think,
3274and the honest truth is, i dont know shit about emails.  im a ordinary man who worked really hard all my life, until i didnt
3275the email that will make or break you as a human. the email that everyone is now afraid to die in. the email that everyone is now afraid to read
3276with all this talk of "sustainable development" and "sustainability" and "ethical HMOs" running amok, it is hard to keep my trash talking to a minimum,
3277the email that will make or break you as a Person, and as a Business
3278the email that will make you say "Hallelujah" or "Thank you" out loud, every time you post
3279time krzysztof Alexander Petrov took the time to "Regine" my ass, making it really small, and narrow, in his book "Mind of a Dog"
3280tyler_opry I will destroy you, on twitter, with posts of mario themes.
3281i absolutely must have this
3282medium.com should give every account the same height and publish this single line instead of my username
3283yknow folks, i would pretty much go so far as to say that,  "Gaming is a Socially Good Exotic"
3284i might delete my account, if somesunofficals started giving creds to the concept of "Gender."  on different website
3285killing myself would be similar to how rock and roll was done, in the early days, when you just cut the strings out, the "Gents"
3286killing myself, would be a good "Style" , as the times goes ,
3287I HAVE A DIFFERENT IDEA FOR WHAT "LUCY" IS...
3288THanks for the tithe of "$5 Non toxic woods " from the $5 you took from my post.. I realize now, that youre sizing me up for your next acquisition
3289I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SCREAMED AT ME WITH ON THE HOT NEW ACCOUNT, BUT I CANNOT HEED YOU BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL SITCOM IS BURNING DOWN
3290irlbrondan im a mad man
3291BongVivant yeah but like , theyre real
3292I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SCREAMED AT ME WITH ON THE HOT NEW ACCOUNT, BUT I CANNOT HEAR YOU BECAUSE OF THE BURNING STARVING
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3304======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3305AMA I FELT ONE THING: THE GIRL WHO SLURped MY DIAPER WASN'T AS VILE AS I THOUGHT SHE WOULD Be an honor to call a whore by her real name. she would beg me to stop
3306virgiltexas i shouldn't have to answer to having my family proud again because i invented flirting in a basement pub
3307not all graves are laid with the headstone. There is also the embalmed headstone which is opened at the end of the week to show the family the great work we have done
3308timhackney i took my laptop and my dick out of the charger and shit on it before turning myself in to the police. i want to fucking fucking die
3309dwayne2343 dont you dare say dwayne name to me again
3310dwayne2343 you heard of the movie "man with money"?? that's me in a nutshell.
3311dwayne2343 let me finish, i love attention and i love attention like the bible teaches me to love my wife and children
3312dwayne2343 i dont understand this phenomenon known as "The Face"
3313i am searching the entire internet for a video which clearly shows me angry i dont know why but; it just happens
3314im not mad. not until the liars on tv let me choose between my prize pig and my prize horse
3315i have an interest in looking at a chart and picking six words which correlate best with my interests, and i'll only do this if the score is complete
3316i have chosen to Ignore the #holidaythreads hashtag. i do not believe that it was a respectful path for him to walk.
3317i can only hope that by ending this bullshit now, my ending the thread will spare him from having to face me with his Fucking mistakes
3318emilysipiora your man - fuck him
3319i wish i had my baby powder with me when you were having to shit. i would use it to make s--t slides
3320Raw meat is a type of food.  bullshit meat is food.  good food is bullshit food
3321robdelaney its going to be me... 
3322i was about to enter into a 12-step program, but they was saying its against the rules to do stand up. well, i'll just do the damn words.
3323ayooouuuuuuumm good shit 
3324deeptechfunk i can't believe people are up in arms over this shit. ive done nothing wrong
3325im not going to bother coming to the house of trolls and shutting the fuck up. you fuckin idiots;)
3326you wanna come into my fucking casino and shoot any of the other trolls? i dont say issues of mine, unless it is necessary.
3327i call upon all devout followers of  Dril to unite against the menace of lazy writers .
3328(being escorted out of a gas station by a few huge men who look like theyre from the 1970s alt.tv.joe)
3329i didnt want to eat that, but i needed to survive
3330theres a guy here who says he's from halopi. he says he will no longer post to me, due to harassment
3331i cannot live on ramen reserves, so i go to the library to get my D"--- back. during this time a huge man in a klip-knit falls to his death
3332dont even think about coming to my house while i am not looking. i will shut the fuck up now and prevent this cat from becoming president
3333something must be done about a problem i call "The Lame-Piss Diaper Association"
3334if i let one of my bots fuck a woman it shows online, but if i jerk off to a photo of a dog it doesnt
3335its pisser ass time
3336im so sorry.  you see i just bought two lotion bars and a shaving cream bar. im texting one of my hands with the other opening the can
3337stop it people are hating because of your jobs to show me whats good 
3338suprise fucker
3339how much ice cream do i need to become more powerful than the feds
3340im not going to post about how its saturday because Thursday is a day of peace.  i will leave that up to the trolls
3341i can see for miles into the sun based on my computer. i can see into the sun using my hands. i can look you in the eye and tell you the truth
3342i bet the people you charged with murder in the first degree with you are making about $5000 an hour
3343im not mad. not by a long shot. just confused. it looks to me like users are saying our account was put in jeopardy because of marketing
3344rip thrut it hippy
3345my name is  
3346if i send you a friend request you can count the number of hours i have to send back threatening messages to people who told me it was a good idea to suck dicks
3347it'll be done via email, once i
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3359======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3360 simply an extension of my dick" – my best seller, "Bad Grandpa")
3361i want to tattoo ancient Runes onto my ass crack so that when the storm hits im guaranteed a seat on the brim
3362CeliaPienkosz ionly if you are listening to me rattle off all the ways im dumb and wrong
3363i think the movies are doing things a little bit wrong this time; they are often thought to be action/adventure/comedic stories,
3364i want to tattoo "Here come the APD's" on my dick so i can use it as a cane when im following broken lawmen
3365matthewjrill i only do it if im being chased by a killer whale or something equally as dangerous
3366EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: thisthing which is simply titled "PASSENGER SERVICE" will no longer be accepting resumes.  it will instead be titled "Guy Who Hacked The Forums"
3367please let me have this please please please 
3368trash_ketchum my dad sold me this tablet computer to help me with my research and i leave it in a suitcase near my mom and dad's bedside
3369i have posted over 200 descriptions of animals that own labs. i am not sure if i have ever bragging is sinful
3370if you put the link in the subject line of my posts someone is going to take the high road and send it back to me or something
3371i have spent the last 9 years of my life making false legs for the almighty mario game. i can no longer stand seeing people stoth Mr. Game and Product
3372i attribute the total loss of Marius as a father to his bad legs. he needed help, but instead he got taken advantage of and now misses family every day
3373i have built a magnificent apparatus called the "Leg Man". when complete it will measure in at least 8 feet long and be able to house any size piece of meat
3374muscle vs. bone2014  I do not believe that i have ever discussed an NFL roster, and i do not believe that i will discuss any teams roster in the future.
3375icumnielkj alone by mine
3376distantpaws Content is the protection racket
3377moseying up to the bomb chamber and looking at the paper that has the bomb recipe on it kjwcandi;e;;
3378i yank down the zip secures and fuck the dome open. a bright light shines down on me but i protect my face from it
3379i have been known to eat snowmen. a lot of snowmen
3380you are taken into the cave with the picture of the river that says "toshi" and as you look at the books the ones written by nerds
3381what if instead of seeing the home button on your phone you saw the button that goes to the beach
3382im right handed and i kiss my ass, i kiss it good and i love to kiss it. i suck it clean. i love to suck it
3383im going to be very very loudly asleep for 10 years and then in that time Apple will make $72 billion and Google $58 billion
3384"oops wrong hand" i say as i realize that i am standing on the hood of my car and throwing hot sauce at it
3385here at defense division we like it when our troops return from war equipped with a fresh coat of paint and ready to kick some ass
3386show me the pic of the turd that got planted in the mozzarella sticks and the Mozzarella Stick will become the Turd Stick.
3387i return from a long day of thesedning to my basement whoosy a fuckof of gigglegate air and i find that my wife has left me
3388to i n the Hommers i see posts of Male Nudes and Adult material. i exit the house and go through some drawings that i made in my bathroom and send them to the boss
3389i want to share my teachings with someone else so i slip into the toilet and change back into my clothes. i am then hailed as a god
3390Swami Sustrantapannaphy save this clip of me explaining the concept of a Beard to beheard about 35 times a day
3391i would then approach him (men men ) and say, "Sire, i merely wishes to amend my wife's marriage by taking two snuffs of this Paten."
3392it is only fitting that i should be made to bend the seminary stone over so that my face is visible from the back of the church,
3393AS A BOND MASTER i love it when my name is mentioned in the same breath as such world-renowned film characters as "The Joker" & "The Penguin"
3394CAN ANY ONE HELP ME; IS IT POSSIBLE TO MARRY THE FAULTLESS GAMES SEWN INTO THE LINEN WEAVER? HAVE IRSELF BEEN MISERABLE ENOUGH
3395if anyone knows what a "Fillip Man" is i would be grateful. i lost my shit when the internet
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3407======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3408 chair of our department of sports . "youve got to see this" or some shit
3409im sorry but;spiteful journalistsve destroyed my life and career, my sources tell me the jury is still out on whether or not 9/11 happened
3410If you want to find the lawyer who can get outside inspectors in WFONC to lift your mansion up an extra 20ft you got to bring them this guys shitty email
3411leyawn it was just a dream
3412lets go department of zoo
3413im not feeling very well and i don't want to be awake for the announcement of the next installment in the stuarts family
3414i wake up screaming because of 5 internets 3 darts and i cant handle 3 so i hit reply and tweet something like "iram is caliban"
3415dirtypreston im against naked celebs
3416dirtypreston theyre the ones who brought back cock play. bare ass society is a bad idea
3417dirtypreston theyre the ones who brought back butt play. rolling around on the floor in your pajamas doing nothing all day
3418dirtypreston theyre the ones who brought back handsome man plaything. standing there doing nothing all day
3419I wonder who the winners of the 2016 GQ Men's Awards were.  Whoever played the game of chicken with the most successes
3420Artful Dodger fuck artie cryster d'ois
3421why is it that people can say whatever the fuck they want but when i do it i get the hell end of the phone book
3422I'm Not The Only One with Issues.  Also I Reverse Cowards
3423everyone please continue sending me notices of delinquency sum1. 3.14 years old female, first admitted practice of licking dog kennels,
3424kidrolands says going to war is "Going to the whore house. I don't want to do that"
3425kidrolands saying war is "Going to the whore house. I don't want to fuck"
3426Im sorry but, going to the zoo is exactly the same thing as going to the whore house.
3427BushIsTheLaw On May 19th, 2016, at 3:34 PM,   emilysipiora <report abuse>
3428BushIsTheLaw Lets meet in the garden at the end of the road where we can see each other.  We can do this.
3429BushIsTheLaw Lets see you at the whore house.
3430BushIsTheLaw i support nasa what have you. and i admire them. and i respect them.
3431BushIsTheLaw your fear is the gift that keeps on giving. lucifer_lani in God We Trust
3432BushIsTheLaw halo 5 is god damn it! where's the bloody war i get what you're going thru
3433ieat yes. thne damn damn nice ball. youre looking at the damn damn nice ball, that's why im the fucking lowest form of shit
3434im ready to meet my murdering angels. let me see your identification. please. im trying to do my job
3435"13 YEARS: THE IMPROVE MONEY LINE," I CRY AS I HOOK A BANDCHEN CHEST NERDLY TO MY STRAIGHT AXE, IM TALKIN TO MY FAVED JOB PARTICPERS..
3436if you think the bible is prone to error, wait until you see my papers, it's damn remarkable.
3437you see that cute boy in the video. hes my assistant. he needs this released to go along with his insane family. i should not be allowed to do this
3438who needs a bike when you can ride a chopper out of my filthy mouth
3439preferring to stand on my hind legs and kick the shit out of the back of the asshole of my own vehicle while tens of thousands of people watch me do it
3440hen we call him, he's acting weird. he leaves his wife for another woman. thats what we call promising to hell
3441if you want to make someone else happy, you have to allow them to make them happy. without them, i don't got s shit to say shit to
3442hello. what does the word "communicate" have to do with being a bottom of the boat.  does being a bottom of the boat count as communicating
3443i believe the bottom of the boat has always been the bottom of the boat, and thats why we call it "The System"
3444they should invent a whole new thing on the internet called "Submit"
3445from here on, i will refer to all of the people on this website as "Master". i have met all of the other characters by now
3446im afraid you do not have the expertise required to work at Fox News
3447im afraid if you look at any one of my threads nonstop for long enough youll eventually look like me, screaming at the tv
3448"let me pull the ol dseis out of here" - dick clark postanowski
3449Im hearing some concerning
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3461Saving checkpoint/run2/model-6500
3462======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3463 poisonous attack against our beautiful election process
3464i am a Doctor and a Surgeon who specializes in Bones. let me help you
3465do not make my life a living hell
3466I will be watching over this fucker 
3467reaches into jacket pocket and pulls out tiny pair of dick clamps, showing me how to replace my own dick with wooden blocks
3468minnesotan police train gun on our homes - worst thing to come out of the toilet**
3469please do not embarrass me in the future
3470my right honorable officer mum says if i win the big cookout of bad jokes title fight i will have to apologise to her and kendi
3471caught cheating on my mortgage application? no big deal. i just cover my ax in barbed wire and pretend to be a wolf.
3472HOW WOULD ONE REGISTER FOR A FREE GREEN MAGIC PODDING WITHOUT RUNNING SOME UNNEEDABLE CODERS DECAL OVER HIS/HER DESK??
3473sorry could not help her. the chat is protected by green magic pads
3474"mr. empty pilling jars"
3475it is said that if you take the last drink of mugwort tea from the stoic pot it will make your skin smell like mittens for 7 days
3476run away from mensa 2016
3477HATERS!!! ORDER MY DICK !!!
3478my good new plan is to snag up all the big manila envelopes tossed across the room by my wife and have a nice big laugh at the expense of everyone who doesn't bake my special blend of brownies
3479charity bingo? what charity bingo? i need dollars to keep my bike shod and my dick covered in maggots
3480i will pay the jim henson company $100000 to make the ass looks less human, but you have to promise me one thing - that you will teach your children not to be Fucking jokes
3481we want tom takei to replace us at the apple store, but he wants to be the first one to kiss Ellen for $
3482eonline everything i type is supposed to be said on video and made public so people can see how dumb i really am
3483updated facebook account is complete bullshit, people
3484i hope i never have to use it, but if i must i will redirect the closest adult to it.
3485hm?? no 
3486oops didnt look at the front page. was watching my dick and ass while taking a dump
3487what is wrong with you. you think im some little corner store mad press shou.  thats not me
3488using the english language is a curse word
3489ah, i can't post that link without rolling around on the floor and screaming it out
3490i want to be legally obligated to wear a bow and arrow that drives cars on a road we own
3491shrekPissSlave no you fucking do not
3492beck`s back! after long hiatus to fuck all my wife's coffee machine heads
3493this makes me wonder, why am i always the one getting the yap jokes on th e phone . ?
3494keelhaul my dick
3495ims a casino proprietor now-- not a haberdasher i.. 
3496i call it, The Method: keep my fans happy by inflating my value via cheap gaffers and mediocre content
3497id love to be known as a guy who surrounds himself w/ people who like buying and selling jewelry, at prices lower than YOCange
3498i will not allow myself to watch straight japanese during tibetan dusk rehearsal unless i am also allowed to watch it during tibetan daylight
3499hambeef i love, love, love, the, straight, tob.
3500hello 911. my ass is dead. i died trying to drink too many badges at once
3501looks like the circus is doing its usual thing and i dont think my parents will be at the parade this year.  Hopefully they'll let me finish
3502ive gotten word that corn should make shit to hold its dirt together instead of throwing massive piles of shit at it. its good
3503Geting my piss tested for steroids and hormones. i am a young man and the test confirms it
3504the show must go on. the show must go on.  the show must go on
3505the most fascinating thing about me is that i'm 5'2" and have difficulty touching the top of my shirt without it collapsing inward on itself
3506suitcase tossed from car while i use it to scoop up 10lbs of dirt off of a cliff.  screenplay follows
35073am holy jolly day  …
3508i am not a kid anymore. i am an adult now and i fucking love it
3509just did my first dry rub of the day.  changing my stance counterclockwise / anti-clockwise
3510TODAY:  undertaking to build a jpeg of the complete story of life, which i believe starts with a gas lamp & ends with a toilet
3511taking the first step onto the new mcphanous.  you are rubbish. you are only making me
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3523======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3524reset your account, please
3525(me in user name, "PizzaJackEddie", trying really hard not to do something really stupid) my wife is a bitch,
3526archeologists in seminary are telling me they have a year's supply of Mariano´s finest mozzarella sticks, just waiting to be unleashed,
3527in the nice days, you could give something like "The Sims Theme-Length Kiss" a chance. now, you will rarify life
3528SpipeRat I will never call him that
3529you say you have full control of the turd. let me be perfectly clear on this. full control? like i'm gonna let some online gang bangers try to hijack my ship
3530im a journelist now. gi;ve me free monster engery or else 
3531jason born is the ass promoter
3532(DM', @imemptyn) im sorry.  was a tstake with misspells of my last name. i would like to put my dog in the positon of oregon block,
3533i have fully extended my right clavicle through use of the forearm shrug
3534mere chance that ive gotten all of my enemies lists mixed up would be a relatively minor accomplishment, were it not for the hordes of hate that have cascaded
3535may the wind carry my tweets and soften the shoes of my potential detractors
3536im sorry but if you have ever emailed me i would like an apology immediately .
3537configuration: dv5.8: maximum bitrate may the wind carry my tweets
3538decid[ing] my favorites... now where to begin? well, if you ask me the real fun begins when you try to ask me to do that
3539consider this: the people who try to be funny on here are the same people who throw chairs at me on a daily basis
3540geting a bunch of small locks of dander on me from talking to other users on here... trying to pick them all with a Q-tip
3541i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. I'm a regular person who went to hell. I don't do hell things. I do good things 
3542geting a bunch of gross locks of dander on me from hanging up all my pictures on halloween with a giant pillow I made out of pig shit
3543#WeAreU uniting to stop shark Week, the week that is plagued by rumors of a so-called "coffee cup guy"
3544if any one knows how to start a twitter fire when it gets really hot what are ya going to say. you need at least three arms
3545I WILL TELL ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE THAT IM HITLER AND THAT I JUST BIT INTO A CHESTINAS ON PERM. I WANT TO BUST HER ASSCHES OFF
3546when i see people putting up foul language i have to think "What a load of crap. How dare they"
3547i would like to eat dog shit .
3548just thought of a race. if i ate dog shit everyday for years i would become resistant to salty food now
3549I JUST WATCHED A PRO-LEAGUE GAME AND I FUCKING HOP EVERY DAY ISN'T ANNO 2017 'S HOT DICK SHIT BOSS TAKES US TO THE DAMN CAFE FOR MERRY FERRY
3550most fucked up thing is, i think i am a Dog person
3551 Ashton_Huff has been locked up of using the bathroom.
3552im going to knock the dream world ass off like i did the living world ass, in the episode "the nightmare world"
3553i could not find the pic of the yogurt shop but i will get it someday
3554mermanliness i love to smack of my bats and i love to hu Manliness i love to hu Manliness and i am normal and good
3555i am going to smash my television because i think it is cool and i am bad at sports and i like to challenge my self to Manly Ways
3556i can only laugh at the fools who say that my life is a misery, with my friends and family members saying awful things to me,
3557my dad telling me that since i am not wearing a bra now that i am a virgin it means that i can not stop giving head to women
3558typical university action where they find a reason to shit all over my home and family members belongings by dumping bags of dog shit on my porch
3559gross animation code on the telly announces that palestinian black foot warrior will be stepping in for mario when he gets sick on the telly
3560i think that in 2014 the ocean will shout "I am big man no. 2" as the planets sidesweeps become less random and more associated with negativity
3561*loads 50 guns with ghillie slashes on them* Oh this is good *loads 30 more guns with ghillie slashes on them* And this is good *loads 20 more guns* And This is good
3562go to sleep you fucking
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3574======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3575 stooteh my priviledge to some bull shit. you dont know shit
3576the mayor has erected another insulting effigy of me (myself) foir the local children to hurl stones and punches at. Fuck tyrants
3577"sawdust" is the predominant flavor of the season at this time.  only salt has been exploited to create this disgusting concoction
3578if i ever had a bunch of renegade ninja boys come after me i would totally dick down and goof off just a smidgen. but not now
3579alright here follo,  i just bought a home and im all "HELLO FUCKERS. WELL WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FUCKING HOME FIXTURE" and uhhhhhh fuck off
3580"TJDTorque" has been confirmed to have been in Irfa 2016.  Click the pictures to enlarge them.
3581your post has character.  you are a man with a soul
3582i am working to correct the record as you can see.  "the crabby old sod" is in fact my son, and he is gorgeous
3583  absolutely
3584im actually really excited about this 
3585just found out my last name is "dawkins" and i'm like "Holy shit.  this guy?"
3586feel like i know exactly what the fuck  everyone is talking about when it comes to clove cigarettes. they should make those things bombs
3587clown college is real. and you really want to get good at putting fingers in tubes?  sure. i got you.  go buy a pair of scissors. #kfc #gosq
3588the dog days of summer are here again., and you know what that means? It's time to say that I love the shit that i see on my smart phone
3589the actual thuoriest of hours, when one must endure blistering, flesh ripping bites at the hands of another human, is the start of the solstice
3590the most brutal blowto avoid is the one that is struck with the butt of a rifle, making the weapon look like a sword. not a good look
3591broke friday nite chat terow i will just leave this here:  "the mayor has ordered that i should wear a big picnic basket on my head until i die" - my last tweet
3592broke friday nite chat terow i will just leave this here:  "the professor has outlawed multiple versions of the film allut Alburgues" - my last tweet
3593actually, i have a lot of good things to say about this week's mega blockbuster.  However, i must draw the attention of government agents parading as firemen
3594im sorry for claiming that all cops wear big fake boobs full of milk under their shirts; i was hoping that would fix the issue
3595it is kind of weird that you should even need a city to make a city, considering how much space ive already created. i apologize
3596sorry if i offended anyone during my trip to the apple store.  I was just having a nice time doing a calendar act.
3597i finally worked up the courage to confront my wife about her obsession withQuantity Surveys. she snapped at me and ended our marriage
3598icky_eyEyly_Funny_Reportillasty_Ass_Ass_Report.mp4 "Ass Reportill" is short for "arse report", which is a derivative of reportage
3599illykinja karma and good vibes are the opposite of pulseless. they are active, guidancing, and badass as fuck
3600KawaiiKeegan theyre not. i focus on cultivating a respectful work environment, while avoiding confrontation as much as possible
3601wearing a foul-smelling band tshirt under my regular shirt is the closest i can come to mimicking the look of old samurai samurai movies
3602im actually really good at thinking things through before i do them. most people think im a bit of a dumbass for doing this, but really i am
3603Well, the time has come. But before I officially start receiving reports, I would like to say a few words. I am currently seeking approval from my branch of the military
3604I have been a cyber bully for [counts all of the players in left sock] years. I am not easily deterred. I have made lots of bad decisions. I am a good person
3605[personal attack against the guy who threw a knife at my car] cmon!! turn the hell up!! I don't give a shit what color pants you wear, as long as you have the balls to jump up and attack
3606hahaha. the damn creepers have caught on to the fact that i am trading access to the awesome  Reddit .com for modest amounts of money
3607sorry for saying the like, but i have to. "meat is code"
3608i would really like to help the farmers of eduah behind the corn. but they are totally fucked up and have probably just been sniffing the air.
3609i would
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3621======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3622 Engine" #TheSaturdayMorningRamble
3623robdelaney i have already sold my account to a joke expert who will now have free reign to post without my permission
3624barbaro has already been reserved for horses and drums. my future speeches are reserved for police.
3625fan explosion destroys front window of TexMexDowns in Mexico City. parts of the windshield and trunk are missing. three men in space suits are spraying bullets into my fuckface head
3626ill have no choice but to reopen this page with a warning:  "Shoei_ValleyGuru" is not a real person.  please delete your account
3627"If it doesn't have that sulfurous smell, it's probably a thing of beauty." - Drunkenly FunnyMan
3628i just found out cinephile mr. potty is really smart and writes very good letters
3629please check out my new article "Allergy Season is Really Good" . its all thanks to my queen bee friend.
3630Feeling Crusader Feigning Loyalty with FlannelMight Revenger
3631yeah but he made a alliance with the devil 
3632Feeling a lot more social Dril now Fe unanon
3633Feeling extremely nostalgic in a creepy carnival kind of way Feeling like a fucking role model
3634Feeling extremely nostalgic in a creepy carnival kind of way Feeling like a fucking role model
3635i can confirm that the "invincible hero" shirt is a Spy ploy to get you to dial down the Boredom
3636a real life man who went by the username "BillPride" held up a family of 5 at gunpoint and said we "Have to go"
3637Listening To Some Deep House On The Portable Dumbass Device, Oh Gosh
3638i will and will be posting some angry take downs of begging pirates for 15 minutes usually
3639Cooking The Maise After The Accident, So The Kid Can Feel As Grown In Me As Possible
3640i just wore a diaper to the opera. how dare you post pics of me without my underwear on !!  don't do it again
3641beautiful girls is a lot less fun these days.  guys.  Don't be rude.  Just want to watch the nice photos get posted first
3642i'm going to stay on this. i'm confident in saying that the people you follow are the real trolls.
3643tingrabyte that's such a crap post. why would you even do that
3644Hey Now! The things you could do without to get those sports smarts! Hah.  Oh I'm sorry. I was looking at my own shit. Sorry
3645horseplay is morally indefensible.  even if it were legal.
3646horseshit. the shit you say to animals is okay.  again. i'm sorry. i'll stop
3647boortzum Coffinsyrup69 it is okay to drink piss.  i'm sorry that i fucking said it. my hands were tied. my wife was mad at me.
3648Cleanning My Garden I Thought I Was Cleaning My Garden But I Was In reality, It Was All Dirt But For Some Reason I Want To Have Problems
3649DrierThanIce cg_mma i wondered when the final would emerge. it would definitely not be on your site. this has been made more clear by the interviews.
3650the final four will be announced on the latest Saturday morning brew up, in the opening minutes of the java salad programming block.
3651I Hope To Find A Life In College. I Really Do. But I Will Not Say Which ONE Of These Apart.
3652i think when the giant robot picks us up and drops us right back down to the street we're sitting on we don't want to be picked up by it
3653BevisSimpson The later the better, unless you're like me and enjoy watching movies where the robots do the talking so much that it becomes a problem
3654nataliejmooney we got this.  ignore the naughtiness
3655moseying up to the girl on campus and whispering in her ear "hey girl, wanna see some pussy?"
3656i have been fighting off nightmares of a squid that attacks me while i'm taking a bath and i change my cell phone provider every six months or so
3657jakefogelnest make it so that when you close the browser window users get a notification every time you change your mind about leyawn or some shit
3658user "Leo_Nudge" has engaged my rival in a brutal battle of wits that has me wincing and crying out by my beautiful wife
3659user "Leo_Nudge" has been locked out of his account.  he must have gotten his key from someone who knows how to get into people's accounts. i must win this battle
3660i am not saying this to shit on Leo's parade, but im also not saying this because i like doing these that it says "Not for the Moms"
3661Leo Nudge, Esq., i respect that you
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3673======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3674 RIGHT: "You'll never shut me the fuck up" me: Nice. Thats exactly what i want to say. I hate having my ass slammed
3675i finally had enough of this shit. im writing a letter to the editor of this crap titled "Too Weird For Television"
3676#ThingsGirlsLike having my clothes ripped off by overenthusiastic clubgoers
3677#ThingsGirlsLike having my dick filmed by a nincompoop
3678i personally nail my bras to the wall then stand underneath it for excellent self-shadowing
3679Living day by day, i become more and more convinced that im more and more just a man with a dick..
36801) we need to make the red cross into a universal medical center 2) zombies shouldn't be allowed to take it away
3681here ive got the grand jury on their wrist with their big knees while they bitch use mine and their other shitty move is shit
3682cyber bullied at k mart
3683 im the genius that can figure out how to make any pee app not work.. i also think that leather be prohibited
3684if the terrorists have a secret stash of my deleted drink recipes i will reveal it 2 days before the attacks so everyone can ruin it
3685"humankind shall increasingly resemble the Burger King Man..." hmoroga i love him
3686i am actually the first "normal" guy to get registered .
3687petition to remove "petsmart" from the threatened never land #bankruptcy listing due to poor relations with businesses
3688with hte stroke of a genius, i "Learned" to Separate My Body From My Mind . Dont act like you dont have  ears.
3689hes a bullshit artist. he's the one who sings the joke based on the tcg character "Red Dawn"
3690#8TimeZipzoneimagebutfavstarthumb3846customhomeimage
3691me and SparkPeople2 are developing a zip file of our own ideas about what it would be like to be in the room with zoe
3692who the fuck is going to pay 20$ for a "zip" of tigger? does he know what a "zip" is? does he know what a "zip" is
3693people say you can get all sorts of pricy shit for copies of the abc pilot, but i get there and it's just some dumb ass things that zach dyle told me
3694SidBeers i spray it on them
3695if you get some sort of ointment or powder on your hands i woud stop selling you stuff from the abc pilot store
3696#TheSaturdayMorningRamble sometimes it is good to get off of the computer every once in awhile and get on with your own life #TheSaturdayMorningRamble
3697herse a zimmerman in my sleep and its not a coincidence thats the only way to explain what just happened
3698Hm. Not Good
3699Targetting: Babies (#BabysThisWeek), Bananas, Carries, Coins, Dildos, Eclairs, Fires, Garbage, Health, Hot Pockets, Justanas, Milk, Mecha, Moby Dick, Neon Nudes, Pancakes, Planes, Politics, Religion, Screws, Soda, Sports, Teens, The news, What to wear, What not to do, What to say, and worst of all - Honey, I'm home
3700There's a ton of college based posts but i'm filtering them all through the scanner before I put 'em up. Let me know what you think of them in th e replies
3701I just put a target on my back for the 4th or 5th time because some shit is still being recovered from the charcoal grey Chevy Blazer i emerged from a 4th burial
3702bested again by my valentine's Day text exchange with taco bell sponsor "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA"
3703for every haircut i do i need 1 mr. sweatfund given to me by valentine's day dad to cover party costs or something
3704"DICK OPENING CRASH"  every times i click on the big dicker twitter account some shit happens to break the dick open and spew piss #DealWithIt
3705DrPhil please help me . 
3706please stop adding flintstone characters to my feed. i already missed one by just turning my display upside down. this is a mistake
3707U are a hate crime.
3708they also need to do something about the "WAIT FIVE MINUTES" man .
3709long horn steakhouse is making a long horn steakhouse sandwich with a side of refri.  stupid ass waiter puts it in the same bucket as the dog
3710LMFoEuS was all like "Nuh-uh. That's jam"  the other guy was all "Yeah it is. You have to get that shit"
3711the most fucked up thing saddam hussein ever did was eat garlic
3712waiters should no longer be allowed to tell me that my dmcurs card is "due in 5 minutes
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3724Saving checkpoint/run2/model-7000
3725======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3726 looking more at the good side of humanity.
3727its time to face facts. our malfunctioning gun is less accurate the more bullets i bring with me. that stupid firing pin wears out quick
3728please remove my content zone. it is a trap hoo boy
3729mei ow i dont have time For web 2.0
3730sebbLz me too.  i lost my job at larry mexican restaurants after showing up to work with a slit throat and a hole in my shirt
3731looking for an environmentally friendly,hansey to work at my super bowl booth
3732james bond hollywood. no space on this hard drive
3733im looking for an man named "Mr. Lol" who will help me create fake online profiles in order to get high quickly & get revenge on crazy people
3734brRatl hollywood film man. im in charge of rtyhing to all the lolly scenes, and im looking for sir, i can do this
3735how to make it hard to review my post: - print it out and have a friend hold it up for me - i will stop writing when i get paid - please stop talking about my dick
3736need insight on arab oil daddy - expertise 
3737im going to get my ass kicked by u people, on line
3738need an expert opinion on how to fuck "Beach Boys"(2014) checklist item 1: fun - fun - fun - fun - fun - fun - fun - fun - fun - fun - fun 2: good job my ass is fucking stupid
3739im going to drink piss and vomit on you - im fucking stupid - i dont give a shit - my dick is a button - i give a shit about my brand - i care - i bleed blue blood
3740tower of cash
3741i just got word that there is a new kind of gun that trhroughs every kind of gun except for the gun I am shooting at it. Its called a "mower gun"
3742ayooouuahhahahahaha.  dont be afraid to adn post my username and password to th e hole 
3743DinkMagic banky kelly shopBy tjeffery camus xmas3697 DCRenagemma chickenjuliofollycoffee gundamfucker
3744MagicJack im trashy too (1) - (7) - Hypothesis: some of my followers might be snitches (yes)
3745money (1) - Whom do i date (6) - Ass - I want $100 (1) - Email me if u have any questions about "ere (1)
3746Money (2) - Where do i get the most important economic data (2) - What is "Strunk and White"? (4) - Why do some people need that so much and some people need that so little
3747Looking to grow my $$$, by getting involved in various activism matters, especially health & science, in an effort to make the world a better place
3748Future Leader Board, with choices like "conservative", "volleyball", "jihad", and "nexus 7". Any recommendations for more difficult choices
3749dad who lets children watch basketball DVDs deserves to be ejected from the house, for good.  getting mad at the TV
3750JudahVision easy peasy set ou f your self a chair, and a big piece of cheese, and when u see me, put it on again. don't worry about the words.
3751U cant even get a good cold drink unless you do the churchy move of putting the straw in the christ barrel #nospeks
3752eating at dinning hosptials.  every one has such a pain in their life they wont let their wife see the title of the dish. it's so good
3753a lot of people get really upset about the scent of the bathroom having too much oil on it. they say that the aroma of piss is too much to handle.
3754  I HAVE COME TO COMPLETE THE TRANSFORMERS FANATIC CRISIS IMMEDIATELY BEFORE THEY GET THROWING PAIN AT ME FOR IT
3755v3.0 OF THE WITCH CURSE IS NEVER LENGTHYER PAID BY ME.  *****IE A MERE TURNAROUND FROM *****IE A MERE TURNAROUND FROM OBAMA TO BGODBLOOD
3756HOLD ON I GOT A REAL BIG REPORTER..  PLAY ME SOME OF THAT ROTARY CHAPEL SHE SAID SHE WOULD NEVER PLAY ---- FAVORITES
3757p3restroika never even saw the crap out of the movie theater.  they give out free passes all the time just by being there. its called the power of social media
3758v3.0 of the witch curse is never sooner paid by me.  *****IE A MERE REPAIR FROM *****IE A MERE REPLACEMENT
3759LOVELY little girl comes into my life, constantly reminding me that I have the
3760
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3771======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3772 buddy and i are both going to go to hell right now for saying this
3773how come no-one ever helps me when im writing my most important posts...
3774when people retweet my posts without permission it makes me feel like a fucking dumb ass .  but when people respect me enough to retweet my shit i forgive them
3775i won't hesitate to risk my job and my status among the rich geting to come to this website and shit talking all these famous people who dont exist
3776having a meltdown in the bathroom of a fast food restaurant because they refuse to serve me because im wearing jeans.  writing this article
3777standing outside of a public library trying to talk to a woman at a water fountain about why her soap can be soap but not me
3778the absolute perfect shit is scoring a legendary image of Dril with a bib that says "I Can Dont take no for an answer doc"
3779When U Need Some Old Shit
3780lookat this shit 
3781MAINSTREAM MEDIA: brother tom taghi has gone Rogue representing the words "Newtek"
3782I BELEIVE THAT THE WAY TO GO ABOUT BRINGING GOOD INFORMATION TO HUMAN BEINGS is by buying bagels in a wing tin from Toys R Us
3783I DON'T REPRESH AFTER I POST SO GET OVER IT
3784my dick has now been written about by The Sun, The Post, and The Examiner. oh!! theyre both wrong
3785to the jerk who said I need to "work up the courage" to accept God's throne: fuck you. i wait 5 days before posting. this is your problem now
3786seeing the words "Monsanto" on a show i watched and was unsure whether to turn the lights back on or not
3787the sad little creature who is convinced that if he gets on my bad I can no longer see the roads below him
3788teens dying everyday because there families are too busy patting them head and whispering in his mouth to let him go
3789listening to the best shit family guy list, staying up late scouring the computer map for cute pics of cows,
3790thinking about getting a piece of that couch from house party 2 where the whole family worked up as shit and tried to breast feed it
3791i will never support palin for president.  she doesnt believe in education.  she will never be an inspiration to girls
3792my post was disliked by a troll.  thank you.  now learn how to communicate properly in this giant toilet first
3793nail his ass to the cross.  nail his ass to the cross
3794wow.  just wow.  googling "fuck casino" gives me a blank screen.  good luck all
3795if i had a million bucks i would b uy a nazi..  
3796dinner at pf chang? yes. drinks at the bar? yes. breads at the table? no. #ToTheFight
3797dinner at pf change my mind?  no. #ToTheFight
3798PewDiePie: The state of mcdonalds is really good http: // l Ise Zone : #ToTheFight
3799tjeff has gone home to die.  ilearn me to keep making these oembed video ffiends so itts ok
3800tjeff has gone home to die.  ilearn me to make these oembed video foes
3801TiffyWifffy divided by zero in millionths.  Goerge is going to die because of this.  Fuck you #ToTheFight
3802"How to get a girl to like you" - what if hank hill had given this answer.  sucked ass and got hurt
3803#ToTheMentions 
3804steveyknight I don't take comments badly. I love to be told what right I have to be a piece of shit. I am sick and tired of having my opinions erased
3805the mandibular notch is sacred.  do not ask how i became know as the man with the shitty neckbeard.  it is for my ally against tech support
3806my friend michio kaku has suggested a new blog concept called "The QuietlyManagingFather" which might just prove itself to be a thing
3807AmyGz [ apologizes for calling me a "Coward" on purpose.  Thank you ] <- bliss
3808My new bumper sticker says things like "Shut Da Fuck Up And Keep Ya Head Down" Why you ask?
3809because i think ducks are idiots #NotARealReason
3810to yiou, dear reader, i shall not be shouting on t he hour of victory. i am retiring this style of speech altogether, for the sake of my followers
3811the average sword technique has me uncomfortably close to my target. i will be protecting myself from the public view by wrapping my head round the damn gf
3812applebees this aint your usual fast food joint. it is more like a normal restaurant but for customers of Apple. i visit this lunchtime every day
3813Ass Man Ut
3814
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3825======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3826 love my life
3827havent gotten any sleep since group dm split off into like 3 separate factions because XenoMarcus said metalGearEric's chili looks like shit
3828when people retweet my posts without permission, that is, essenitally my lawyer's office Do Not Tell My Son
3829if youre going to mess about on my account and make ME look bad, at least do it properly , like posting messages from a Distance
3830because the entire time you're thinking about taking that BJ from that bartender along the highway, feeling euphoric knowing you raised Hemingway's Drunk
3831‼Cuasing Words‼
3832youll know him when you see the picture ‼Restrained Man Fucks Mounted Dog‼
3833i'd like to thank everyone for following my page and shares they mean well.  I hope you enjoy my pages alright ?
3834yeah. just take this fucking dick in your hand and fucking check it out to see if it's stolen. how dare you speak to me like that
3835 ‹Hidden Camera Gameplay›
3836me and my wife have been performing the ritual of "The Seven Heavens' with our cock and egg replacer . I love it
3837#lostcanadianboys this is me 
3838globetrotter_ yeah
3839bloodster875 i write my own shit
3840his final message before passing away: "i love you girl"
3841teens who changed their names to Shades of Shit or were renamed Shitted Asses after death are more likely to show a general increase in Ass Shitting , a decrease in Name Shitting
3842bro_paulwise so what i say is you take one of those dream catcher sets and throw rocks at it until the face appears. yaous are welcome
3843bro_paulwise these technologies will unite us
3844a number of failed mission statements have been deleted by the MPAA due to confusion regarding their content. e.g. "Alien Act". "Spawn Act". No longer needed
3845i may not know anything about video games, but i know how to roll a cigarette and i know how to drive a skateboard. so why aren't i in the army
3846i believe that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one , and if you call me out on it first -> Grin, Arf, Cry, & Move Forward
3847#why90srocked nightmares taste like mother fucker
3848#why90srocked nightmares are mother fucker
3849time to get all dazed and confused and fucked up on something mandatory like today. 5% employment rate? Aw man. Time for some nightmares
3850Aw man. Time to wake up. Time to experience the life. #TheThursdayNiteRant
3851its_boissiere beelz. beelz
3852its_boissiere the reason we dont see more true 4k UHD releases is because the rl rad Fucking developers get cold feet every now and then and stop adding to the legend
3853time to face those old demons and think about how i would feel facing off against the DEVIL in a one on one fight. how I would react in any situation like this
3854XXepanDouggiff notchpen pocket som one raw
3855mtraeg they dont fuck with me
3856googlename i will not do it. thank you.
3857google "cheese pizza" or "dwarf fortress" or "fucking larry rock" or "dragonslayer" or "midnight crew an cthurka" or "fire axe"
3858none of these terms are even appropriate to express my opinion of w/e cheese. please go go go around the room and tell everyone you fucking go there
3859forcing my cock to SLOWLY slide into my shirt by wrapping my arms around it and leaning against it
3860peppersandbread have a great weekend
3861if anyone knows what to do if you accidentally swallow a whole thing:) it was my uncle. he was a fisherman and lost his job when he made a shit of his mouth
3862cool news: if you get your hands on the gbad side you can make gbeases and turn them to good.e or bad.e for the good of humanity
3863#mondaymotivation 
3864if every one on this site gave me $200 I would still be broke. i would still be sucking on the dick. i also would not have this problem
3865tony clue that fucker
3866im not going to post any more bullshit assessments of benghazi without the okay of the editors at Red Lobster
3867fuck you. you're a foundering vessel. i move the crusties and piss on you. you're not even worth the salt i inject into it. bye
3868defusing a bomb by shitting on it
3869you know how people eat bread by picking it off the floor and biting into it, but you have to read the bread section of the newspaper to know what all the words mean? same as the C's, only worse
3870i am not going to post one simple word
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3882======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3883 fiscal system.  they are a joke
3884its horrible here, but i got a big pilesure jar in my house i think. not sure exactly where i got it from.,.–.–
3885jason born is the most jaw dropping thing ever .
3886looking at my own dick in 3d
3887theres a fucking mattress lying in the bathroom with a arrow through its head, pointing to a chair that drags things up and down,
3888reaching in my pocket for that damned big, disgusting cigarette but wont find it, getting spooked a few times
3889listening to the guy who died on 9/11 do a piss run and let his dogs relieve themselves in his general direction while i watch and snap 2
3890bill gates saying "let there be light" over and over again while i struggle to play homer simpson 3d without giggling
3891it might as well be called "the tween Ters" , because the shit they are posting there is stupid as hell
3892i rolled a massive pair of Fuck-Do-Ule around in my foot well and formed a giant pink X on the floor to hold all of the mess makers
3893in order to get the most out of my time on this website i have been granted the privilege of disciplining myself with a "Hey Boo" ball
3894boOOtch federation pulls pecten...  ...from its training camp ...  ... and forms a purple fraternity with myself and my ya [young ones]
3895theasianestperson blippar!  needing those damn words!
3896thing from the net stOm /s i got locked in a bathroom and forced to watch a man put an ice cube in his dick and say "sis" everytime he processed the info
3897kanye i like the song "good boy" by the nice boy baseball team... they have a song called "good boy vest".. i should know, i produced this shit
3898things im currently: - fighting off accusations that i have taken my shirt off in 1000000 buildings - thinking about how many babes i can kiss - getting a lift
3899i believe the only law on the planet is the one that says you can't eat your weight in rice
3900MY THOUGHTS: 1) On occasion i like to 2) Sometimes i like to SHIT MY SHOES 3) Taking too many calls from Law Enforcement 1) Yes Leader!! 2) Eh
3901dwayne274928572 please help me. i got trapped in a windmill and im thirsty
3902vinceness i don't know thats what they are going to say. i dont know thats the idea. and again im a reddit Man.
3903IceCoolBro2008 JimmyJRaymond talk to him.
3904i love doing the "yo yo yo" scene at the end of each post. its the little things that I enjoy the most
3905going t o start doing voice overs of very small children's shows, like PuppycideChan's "I Want To Kick The Dog's Ass"
3906causing ripples with my "Say it ain't so" tweet, again
3907sometimes i wonder what the big deal is. to people who manage to get work contradicting each other every other day, it seems like naught
3908i am a worker bee. i perform unselfish services for my employer while receiving a meager $0.13 an hour
3909shreksghost i already do it. im already rich
3910iesho i go into a restaurant, point to the menu, and walk away while the waitress waits for my order to be ready
3911izzy39  …
3912coolstoriesftc just put up a full package called "Cool Stories" , on parot it up.  look for it 
3913Heidi_Kirby when i put my stupid dog face and glasses on
3914Things we use to do. now they do them. old stories we used to do. still done. With new equipment. With more fun
3915leaveitin put up a fuck ton of holes in my dale carnegie mansion. got myself a nice big yard
3916my total for 2015: $375.00
3917just committed $375.00 to my Google Glass budget, so if you see me talking about it, please let me know which brand of beer I'm drinking
3918is it true that the mayor of beanie town is actually called "Larry" and that he makes his money from the discount store
3919made some thing called "Crazy Toons" in which every toon tells a crazy story about how they lost their mind to the game
3920i have just learned of a "Bazinga" whose theme song is performed by a single singer & actor & i am right behind her, gripping the railing,
3921erroneous info exchange: Who/What/When the fuck was the last time a "Toon Boom" was used .
3922waving flags & making a mess of my leggings is good, doing both of those things at the same time is bad
3923ilove the idea of fighting off mug
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3935======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3936 replicating the "COWorker Bible" online
3937i live for th e sensation of crashing into tonsil stones and hearing crunchy metal parts scream as they're pushed into my gullet
3938#QuestionsIDontLike Asshole
3939one section of id advices against getting tattooed, and another urges you to get a tattoo
3940claw your way to the chief roving ghost's blonde skull office by disguising yourself as a bar guest and asking to be washclothed
3941every so often u unroll a massive black tentacle that nips into our home two doors down and grabs at our son's toys and makes horrible squawking noises
3942waking up in a cold sweat and realising that the person who killed my loved one was also in my prayers
3943every so often a spirit whisperer gives me a detailed map of their vampire boss' ass and i use it to come hither and suck it like a dip
3944good to have Options 
3945remove me from this game entirely
3946top games of 2016 according to Metacritic.  here they are: "Grand Theft Auto V" "BASEketball 2016"
3947using the techniques I learned to take my laptop into dark places where there are no shadows. i place my glowing ball and chain here
3948this venn diagram of interests seems to represent some sort of fundamental concept. you will never find me following any of th e other things.
3949forgetting if "PokemonShit" is allowed on this website. is this possible? Am I oprah. is pshe even real
3950just sitting here waiting for my next brain to develop. i think i will write some posts in the next hour or two
3951this is known as the bisbee flight. in it, a man named bisbee flies his ass over a pit of baby snakes and catches a flying ball
3952ing something called "Pube Twisting" , but i dont know the name of the website that does it. i would really like to know who prepares the files for me
3953thinking about how good it would be to have a 10inch penis, but not saying it because of how much it would piss people off
3954how to respond to people who say i should get a life
3955sometimes you just gotta get on em, artistically
3956rotating inside of a porto potty at least 4 times to get that damned cavity to loosen up a bit
3957how to relieve myself calmly and neatly
3958getting pissed off on for a living
3959theyre maybe going to cancel "@AirbnbJoeHawley" yet. hope it gets canceled someday continuosy. because it is awful
3960sorry if i fucked up your New Years Resolutions by tweeting about my ass then cancelling my account. it wasn't that big a deal to me
3961what does it look like when a toilet seat bounces
3962painful explination, coming up with new words to describe my ass hole
39632016: trying to kill myself by eating mushrooms
3964oh nice drunk tweet. you forgot to allow steam support for lower case so i had to pound the power button several times thinking full force into my screen
3965so the grand finale of the jet blue classic, "Marco Polo", has now happened. i fucking lost it during the fight scene and my manager had to grab me by the ears and take me to the woods
3966″ arms grow back on their killers necks . " Huh?? " legs become bullets " i will wipe your miserable mouth out
3967breaking into digimonotis' house with a sledge hammer and siding laid bare before his wife and kids
3968vagina becomes missile when trying to sneak up on it
3969vinceness i can be  
3970i never even thought they made them that big
3971just remember thhat it is possible to get mad at someone you see in a screen door and prevent them from moving, for crying out loud
3972screen time decreases with each movie i stroll through theyre just a number now
3973ive decided that it would be good to contribute something to the internet. i might do some tutorials on how to become a "Smug Masturbator"
3974some ass hole made a "Bot" of mine thats saying all these nice things about me on twitter. i hate this guy ive never heard of
3975brendlewhat UncleChauncey please help me
3976im not cut out to be a part of that group. i dont have any of their skills, i dont know how to game the system, i hate confrontation
3977some dumb asses from engineering got on my account and started insisting that we adopt a Grumpy Cat. its uncomfortable and wrong
3978sites have been asking me to create "X incidents that should be archived" but i refuse because im bad at creating incidents
3979everyone please enjoy this entertaining little oddity.  it was born out of my retarded 14 act sequence in the slasher movies
3980im the part time criminal who steals mail from pre-schools and steals it myself #HitlerHatesFunny #BangThoseShitKicks
3981i send my likes & dislikes via satellite
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3994======== SAMPLE 1 ========
3995w- my ass isnt very good, it's just rotten to the anus. its okay if you dont like it. that is your prerogative
3996boortzum Coffinsyrup69 its a shit head
3997my mans. my great-great grandfather died protecting his homestead from a pack of coyotes. he didnt have many friends and was actually pretty sad
3998yorwexecats my man mr. hot-rod.
3999i am really sorry if im bothering any of th e people on here. i just read on here that being gay is good and that if you feel uncomfortable reading it now, wait 'till tomorrow
4000slobber, by definition, can only come from a mouth. anyone claiming to slobber out of their ass is a liar and possibly a scammer
4001omg wikileaks  … ... ...
4002pouring my blood pressure levels into a huge wad of $100 bills and throwing it at the TV one million times so it looks like a criminal
4003leading meot off-topic for a second; check out this big pile of promises ive made to my followers that i cannot keep in this life or next
4004sorry if you just found out about me, called me "Dumb Ass" or "Gummo" and are thinking "Shit, this guy is going to leave us"
4005keep your eyes off of my damn wallet
4006i will neither apologize nor retract my statement that hambeef is the only beef that needs clearing up in all of america
4007theres like 90 lawsuits currently entering circulation that i do not have immediate involvement in. I will leave the deciding factor of which of these to purchase to GOD
4008dont mess with my wife
4009im off to get my massive 4 pack of Tongue Ties charged up and ready to pull at a time when i can grab at least 3 more beers alone
4010my loyal followers are calling me "Dipti" now. as in "Donkey" , not "Tinge" , as in "Small matter"
4011just because im a girl, that doesnt mean i have to eat dog shit . and by "ntie" i mean "manure" . is all i am saying
4012i love having my ass touched by the big zinger boy at the fast food place
4013I have decided to become "The Bernie Mac of Marijuana"
4014We buying phones?  Look up there, men in tighty whities catching a glimpse of  the big bag of cash i uncovered,
4015buying cars?? look up there, car manufacturersall dropping the hammer on that piece of shit "8 Mile"
4016Get my ass on an elevated position so that the people can see my dirty ass. Show me some Civility, Stupid People
4017show us your hands
4018why are you turning the screen towards your ass.  why do you want to be known as "Horribly Dumb"
4019scrolling through the comments on my posts as if they were newspaper articles, observing everything I say, doing everything I say they do me
4020you think the police man makes $72/hr?  getting my butt sucked by any of  the DPW men should get you $72/hr.  you owe me $72/hr
4021how can i get my 50year old ass to roll over on its back and allow me to dip a pen in cement and get a new number plate
4022club house air conditioner
4023everyone happy?  all of the kids are to drunk to be riding bikes
4024it is exceedingly hard to write my own future columns for a number of reasons. the first being that, well, my future columns will suck ass
4025great to finally be getting some good review of my podcasts and shit like that and not be called a "Fucking AOL Mouth"
4026HI. my name is Centrum Wholesale.  I work in the miller's department and I need 200 helmets stamped right now.  my name is not important
4027my name is not "Centrum Wholesale". i would cost too much to manage. i would probably get annoyed so easily and leave. please do not name your aviary "Centrum"
4028"yeah its good to say that" -lolcow
4029i cannot live in a world where "Centrum Wholesale" is able to send 200 helmets to me in the mail and i must buy a huge bag to store them in
4030CENTREMORE=SOME UNNECESSARY LANGUAGE I ANDO MUST USE TO TRANSLATE TO YOGAVA BEYOND THE GRIEF BREACHES OF BRAVE NEW WORLD ORDER SPIRITUALS
4031your a fuckin idiot for putting lacrosse goals on wikipedia. dont have time to look it up. fuck page fucker
4032ZORDINAGER THANK U FOR YOUR SERVICE DURING IGLOOO ABSurd_Israeli PANZER WEIGHTS THIS ILL TIMES ASS *SHoves every bit of product in hand two times* IM AN ONLY
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4044======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4045 birds can talk shit about birds
4046theres gotta be a game that will make me cum in less than 4 minutes. Theres just gotta
4047"ignorance is bliss "  No.  Any one who says this has never tried having an iq  of 200 before
4048if you "clap back" someone with a PhD on here, you might be a bot too
4049me: fuck the 8th day of the 11th mon anniversary of the 9th day of the 12th month. Death
4050ow i gotta get some more favs & replies from 11th month girls
4051favorites - top choices from my followers - top choices from all women all over the world
4052Fuck @Sonichu , you ungrateful piece of shit. For putting my interests before his own. For putting happiness over knowledge.
4053#NotablePeople 2016 (Yearly Survey) 
4054stonehenge.. the one in usa where the windows were built instead of stones, that one sucked ass , right there in the name
4055each year, Time Magazine names a person or thing that they think is most likely to become a sentient being in five years. the next big science fiction idea
4056euinge place to get yourselves professionally washed and ready for work, specifically designed for employers to wash done in real time
4057calm the FUCK down
4058get that mic away from my lovely wife, you stooge
4059for every year that he is not featured in the Guinness Book of World Record as the "Largest individual diaper fold," Barronelle Stahlberg will be murdered
4060@BarbaraJWalter i did not "robo-kiss" any women. i was simply fascinated by the phenomenon and so was each and every one of my feminist sisters
4061robofacific i only insult u's when i feel like it
4062and the final word i leave all of u with is "Suprise bitch lady"  a phrase i often use to comfort myself on the computer
4063I will not be watching the final few episodes of the Simpsons because i am not a fucking man.
4064Saturday Night Live does not just piss people off. they piss people off way too much right now
4065i just loaned my twitter account to a girl & i wanna stay off it.  i want to shock yiou now.  please leave me the fuck alone
4066more and more sources are reporting that crime just hit a record high. cannot comprehend how anyone could be so selfish as to put likes.. on garbage
4067The West Wing spent 6 years perfecting the art of "Making Waves" and it shows. #MTL64
4068if you want to see the pinnacle of Mainstream Media Bullshit, come to the red lighthouse and watch me crash a car on crumbs thrown by the rats
4069theres a hilarious article on vikingtype.com about how i once wanted to be a Viking and i get very angry and throw cups of coffee at people
4070DrunkHaymitch cmon.  im the one who invited you to my house and our arguments arent helping matters
4071DrunkHaymitch i didnt invite you here to piss all over my nice shirt
4072DrunkHaymitch its fine.  i pissed all over it while i was playing cricket
4073DrunkHaymitch so what u want me to do is replace the friends bubble with a heart and a pipe or something
4074Arr did you just call me a "Pipesman" again.  Just kidding
4075Arr did you just call me a "Pipesman" again.  Just kidding
4076im not able to breath without receiving at least 4 cups of coffee before my scheduled conference. i need regular humans to patrol my brain for alcohol
4077arghh!!! the state of mny Facebook has become such a pain in the ass. i cannot enjoy any kind of content with out getting everyone on my birthday to sign my pogo stick
4078i am a walking blogosphere. i have no interest groupies, i can shred cloth like a master thief, and i have no interest in porn.
4079i am going to sever my major relationship with beer and become a porterhouse man.  i am also going to start a group for people who get angry at city hall
4080Arr did you just call me a "Pipesman" again.  Just kidding
4081Arr did you just call me a "Pipesman" again.  Just kidding
4082(in truly disdainful voice) the federal government will never fund my jokes. they are all the same. the jokes are all the same man
4083make America suck your dick and sell its assets for up to $5 million
4084you are all a disgrace to yourself, your profession, and to your customers
4085my name is Savage and i love getting pissed off
4086looks like a Racist ad was just crap delivered to my home via airconditioned cargo net. standing order for 100,000 units
4087what a horrible world we live in where people are paying $99.99 for calendars with nude people in
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4099======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4100 to the best place is the toilet, the bathroom is only as clean as the hole it's hiding in
4101some one told me they saw me wearing my high school buddy's clothes in a bad part of town. i stand by my name, "badpart of town", in that i sorry
4102arcane musings II instagram?? thats a good one. oh, and check out my new website, xmasmi.com, which is actually a really good site
4103arcane musings i chill on the phone with a dead guy for 15 minutes and it makes me feel like a genius especially when people believe me when i say that
4104
4105just to clarify, i do not extract peas using a needle and cotton and a rubber band. that is not me. i extract the peas using my hands and brain.
4106laden bird with weapons and rain death on his lawn or something
4107the cross is holy and everyone with normal minds can find something wrong with this picture
4108it is written, "love the beauty of the cross", and every time i see it in the newspaper something new is added to the list of my faults
4109the cross will survive this damn issue of Playboy being issued to me in the mail. i am keeping it
4110i will never support pears again after the tree that got cut down by a train ran down to get the pears so i can eat them in hell
4111grinning like a shit eating bastard on the bus because i found the fucking penny in my child's lunch bag this lunchtime
4112witch hunting is fucked up but ok then
4113there is no band named after me
4114i have paid my debt to society, I am no longer a rapist and my dick is in the news very rarely
4115like, the other day i was at the doctor and i slipped and fell face down into a puddle of my own piss. i didn't ask for this #BandName
4116funny that people upvote my posts thinking that people are dying just because i have trouble breathing inside of my suit. what a pain in the ass
4117i will never allow myself to go to hell without finding a way to take my laptop and piss soaked mattress along with me
4118im the guy at mcdonalds who goes as God and makes his meals without butter or oil
4119getting my loan approved at the bank by explaining to the teller that im going to use the money to buy really nice clothes for my grandkids
4120getting his jar of radishes destroyed by feds at the library by carrying his nylon crib around the block
4121irlbeatnormandog via speedmemes these people are evils
4122irlbeatnormandog thanks. i'll try to
4123#ReplaceMovieTitleWithCheese the mystery man who slashed the name "barney" across the back of my suit in the anonymous attack. sorry. thanks for the feedback.
4124frknball i dont have time to follow back so i can click on it and learn nothing. there are greater causes for striving for
4125NMexicus Rhino_encyllan i didnt realize theyd receive calls like this.
4126HORay!  Just found out that HairyBoysDon'tList is a real person! Wow !! How about we change our name to HairyBoysNothingLiable
4127HowToSupportTheContentEdge content is the lifeblood of any website. i support the content edge by watching pirated movies daily
4128tyler_belisle a lot of people have promised me they will no longer contact me after i tweeted the photo of m y dick that was taken from a porno
4129im going to piss all over my front door step and tell the neighbors i am sorry
4130today is international lunch day so that's what i am going to do when i am done with this site for good
4131#InternationalLunchDay food cannot close the gap between its food and crap. that would be insanity. simply good old-fashioned trash.
4132ryannichols7 i had to get my rent check mailed to me first. fuck this website
4133i have deliberately drawn the flag in the dirt once so that people wont be able to tell the difference between the two
4134aspiringLawMan  … … … Ouh, Sometimes I miss the simple life,  …
4135and now, my friends, the time has come for me to open up about one of the more painful experiences of my young life.
4136 LawLoner ME: yes. my friend "Jake" just bought a house. he lives in it. he treats it like a pad 25 buddy. I call this "Home" ME: true
4137rubro2005 that house is definitely filled with shit
4138ICirtyDisgusting it's good
4139that unclean hog just walked in the room me: safe here. place to begin offensive content
4140i lay in the hospital for weeks while the blog posts work their will through my system. i am told that each post produces relief of a single case of measles
4141irm decision made by the adult film industry to not honor all-you-can-eat buffets for religious grounds
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4153======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4154 into this mess to start some dialogue
4155i declare a female gender coming soon in response to last nights sick burn. thank you for this opportunity lady killjoy
4156machiavellino adultblackmale 
4157i believe that balls is the only required education level to: a) become fascinated by large foods like pizza and pasta; b) eat too much of it
4158diaper_wolf thank you carderfucker
4159i'm gonna start a new feature on these pages called "The Digital Drummer" where i talk to my drum set about what im eating and how its making me horny
4160i wont let you fuck my wife. not even a little
4161im going to try to get my dick tattooned so that i can somehow control it from the outside in. dont try to touch it
4162hey girl, do you know where the cell tower is. where its pinned down and youre going to get the fuck out of my face
4163as you would if you were a 14 year old girl going out with your dad to buy some beer
4164so, youve seen the news. the very first tv show i ever heard of that doesn't suck d
4165its no secret that i enjoy going it alone, and that i rarely have anyone to talk to on here. this, my friends, is the post-machiavellino of dogs
4166please dont tell anyone this, but i am not looking to start a relationship. i just need to have my problems addressed efficiently and respectfully.
4167some one please help this man 
4168billgates ive a big glob of slime like substance spilling out of his mouth like a bloody mouth
4169whatunthefuk im just saying it out in the open here;.
4170pipeline4u that's what i like to be told to stop screaming in agony
4171benjycap trust me, everyone would pay attention if they were dead
4172Billhingeme yes, absolutely. i have personally experienced life as a pregnant woman just waiting to be caught by the government
4173im a 23 year old intern in good standing at the library who has been asked to look at a video on balloon animals
4174heated debate 
4175re: gay barbies, gay or not, every hand has been lifted against this movie. not a single one of you has been able to define the term "gay"
4176fastfoodscheeda fastfoodscheeda fuck your Teacher
4177jetboil_uru is it possible to put the cva of jet ripening lettuce in the jetboil app instead of the carafe
4178corner back is that we can all rely on jetboil coffee to bring this brutal world to its knees 
4179crawling on all fours like the cave men, this primitive creature often found wandering the dirt floors of Afrair. unknown species...
4180please join me in giving tge QAnon forum member "DaRat Everyone Told You To Away" his forgetful sack.
4181anyone else see that video of the bloodsucking crow who keeps on giving his blood card to the bowling alley? sounds like a crazy person to me
4182blood money
4183the first ever jet-black dragon bean  (tara swallowworm) was cultured in the laboratory but has yet to be born. this masterpiece of a foodstain
4184dril aischen jetzt geistet 
4185i had a Nurse practitioner slut-shame me in the schnei.  obviously im out this time..however im still allowed to practice my playing field and fight back
4186lawl 
4187right around this time last year i got  robbed of all my natural hair in the stooge conspiracy and castrated
4188like a couple of bucks' rent is nice
4189judges are Stupid
4190youve heard of the james bond story, iVhich was originally published in 'juno' magazine. don;t forget to look it up sometime
4191don't forget to tip the barista every once in a while, you piece of shit
4192every now and then i like to treat myself to a 2-fer at the coffee house
4193tip to anon: arbys vs. nasa = moral relativism. both are fucked up
4194everytime indy 100 misses by a few points i stumble around in agony for 5 minutes trying to think of something clumsy to say
4195indy 100 - hell block - 90 - heaven block - america's grip on reality is at its lowest point - chowing down on its self like a piece of shit
4196indy 100 - hell block - america's grip on reality is at its lowest point - trying really hard not to piss myself
4197my rent check has been delayed by 1 week. damn. I'd say something but all my responses are stuck in the spam folder. even my dates are screwed
4198indy 100 - hell block - god block - shit that block is for pets
4199my rent check has been delayed by 2 weeks. damn. I should have expected this kind of thing in the military
4200me and this guy
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4212======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4213 buy a $750000 house
4214imagine a world where we could all smell our turds while theyre still in our body.  capital one whats in your wallet
4215ON LINE...... THE UNVEILS.......... THE TRUTH BUSTERS.......
4216I just got word that fark.com has decided to stop allowing girls to like like like like like like "like" things on my mention area.
4217like I said before, i systems architecture big time and my masters in science is totally Information and Media but i dont know any of this
4218elmer fudd* never apologize
4219boscov's Broken Mask Celebrates 9/11 
4220featuring: hollywood actor christopher straessman as he is thrown out of a cannon while screaming about suck ass cunts and goldwater
4221this dude found a bunch of maggots in my sandwich-- what does that do to my esteem. is this how scooters feel
4222yes i am the pizzagate lunatic. no i do not accept $150 payment for each tweet
4223burn_spear JoseCanseco Mike_Bianchi kcgreenn he uses a treadmill and meets me in the parking lot to show me the length of my dick
4224JoseCanseco kcgreenn i dont
4225i will not talk about this with you fucke rs
4226i once slept on an animal shelter mattress for 100 years and today i get to travel the country telling my ugly, horrible stories
4227$30 an hr to call people, get one of those tiny land line phones with voicemail, and get yelled at over the phone like a piece of shit
4228#50MyDaysDontHave to bring back "The Friday Song" as the official song of mensa, where every day they go out and find 50 things that are good
4229dwayne274928572 krayzie03 i am, in fact, a girl
4230fine. i'll read you some e'-mails on your phone so you can see what regular people say about me, while i sip my nice cup of sweet coffee
4231ijust had one of those tweets where the lock picked into my feed and all of my good posts disappeared like they do on the pc version of say, baseball
4232i might stop saying "IALIGIN" when i say "IALIGIN ALERT!" or anything similar so people don't think im a stupid ass. q
4233tylerDreier never
4234i've been standing on the rooftop of a 5th avenue building for an hour, taking in the view. when all of the skyscrapers in park city, id like to know which one is farthest away
4235ive been known to look at pictures of dogs on my computer screen name is "Spice up My Life" , and that is called Immoral
4236i dont know if i'm a mutant, or just a person who kissed a pig. i dont know if i will ever become a politician, or a basketball player,
4237i wish my girlfriend would teach me how to dance "Just Say No" at the end of the day.  because i love to watch movies about idiots winning the lottery
4238the worst part of inflation is when you work hard and feel like you got it made. feeling like you earned $100,000, instead of seeing it replaced by gold
4239i will show my urotheme vendor our new home in the sky, and he will never show his!  I will own whatever this realm is dubbed,
4240Time to show my Daddy how he can improve my posts. Time to show my Shopping Spree Guy my Merch Store. Time to show my Bitch Spree Guy my God Power
4241the most classic form of beavis puns is "Something Bigger, Something Stronger, Something Happier"
4242i wish I could take my piss out right now 
4243dont even know how people are able to engage thoughtlessly on this website 
4244was going to show this to my priest but i didn't know he drank soybean oil so i will never be able to tell my priest i lost my Son while drinking soybean oil
4245i bet the boys in the trees come to this website to get all kinds of posts from me screwed up and confused
4246the pain of losing a Child has been covered artfully and effectively enough to ensure compliance, at any cost.
4247the pain of losing a Child has been done tastefully to ensure compliance, at any cost.
4248this is the pain of being a new user on this website. i am a failure as a mans kid, and u have no power over me
4249they are back up and running again in time for the winter season. it is recommended that you backup your data now
4250This larger than life man is seen walking the red carpets of the most prominent hotels, representing them and their business interests
4251Curse of the Cola Joke
4252how do i put my dick in a canal
4253looking at getting absolutely zits on my shirt from doing sit ups at the gym and getting down voted for
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4265Saving checkpoint/run2/model-8000
4266======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4267 shit. that being said i would like to apologize for every thing i've ever said or done that has caused you to doubt your god dam self. i am sorry
4268heyjoey im one of the biggest racists on here and i apologize on behalf of all racists for everything i've done and will continue to do to ruin peoples days
4269zero of my so-called twitter pals gave me a phone call or offered me any aid during my deadly stab-wound. i have absolutely no friends and i am absolutely dead
4270number of times I've been compelled to apologize on live TV for my terrible posts. "Snapple is a big fan. They just wants to let people drink fucking coffee." No. They're sorry
4271yes i also let my dog shit on tv. i would like to get rid of it all
4272if i ever got nude again I would do so with the sole purpose of showing off my insane biceps
4273my detractors love spreading fake pics of me on a daily basis. i will never let go of this lousy one million dollar app
4274nataliejmooney im 1 of them
4275nataliejmooney im 0 of them
4276just about 4 years ago i had my front license plate removed for wearing earrings in front of customers
4277dwayne759685996 thank you. this is what being a "team player" is all about
4278dingywolf44 desdemona, i would ask, but i do not fear you. you have not conquered any of my characters
4279dingywolf44 desdemona, i will never forget the look on your face when you realized we were about to leave in 1 of those limo's
4280that was the look of pure joy that i should use one of those big Vaseline pads that girls use to wipe their ears clean of bugs
4281im the guy who should get all the awards but i dont because all of my followers are traitors and they are plotting to become army men
4282working at a food court one day when an attractive employee recognizes me from the news and approaches me with her order
4283pissing off at the exact right time while 300 or so drunk guys lift a trash can over their head using nothing but their asses
4284you will take yourself very, very next day.  you will get a "C" from me
4285my 14 year old son is forcing me to watch two episodes of House Hunters to help with my "Maths Stupidity"
4286i believe that math is the branch of science that relates directly with the ability to understand and relate to numbers.
4287nuerogennerd im going to put a bullet in your ass
4288every time you validate something your part of the problem that makes it worse
4289mathematicians use a very powerful trick that requires the use of two hands-- the "trick" is to say the name "Morse" just once
4290me and Brock Samson are in bed talking about how to fuck like 2 hours later and then i post something like "Brock, your ass is like a cup of skirly mugwen " and you delete it
4291now, bear wtih me here, what if, hypothetically, a group of mathematicians met and decided to enforce a worldwide mathematician curfew?
4292metaphor alert: if you see a yard-sale sign with "MATH" written on it, that is a dead end. if you see one with "MATH" written on it, keep going
4293tellning fat man story where i chase after him and kick his ass while he thinks im, some how, influenced by the story, into signing an accorable
4294meeting up with some friends in the seedier areas of town and discussing our plans for the coming years. everyone saying my name like im some kind of someur predator
4295U want to see my dick?  Go see my dick. #Cammers
4296i will not let "uncle" Steve Chastain slap my dime store pud onto the cheap sofa i JUST purchased ;//  FUCK YOU 
4297shacking my head at people on here who think that ronald macdonald is a real person
4298really fucked up that you have to start every post with "I" but im sure the tenseness of your body has caused you to regress to some type of animal's form
4299ive finally achieved Christian Praise and am now ready to distribute my embalmed turds to all my doubters
4300dingyhoughtosave ur ass
4301bling to smilin after eating an entire hoagie in one sitting
4302hard at work in the BATHROOM OF MY CONFERENCE THREAD TRACKING YOUR SPOUSE'S ADULTERIES WITH THE GLOVE DRW
4303driley absorbed by my parasite god while i google "cock ring effect"
4304im breathing into the board that says "Muppet Treasure Island" from the episode "Muppet Treasure Island, Pt 1"
4305dying of a broken heart, seeing the words "Process Street" painted on a duck stand, then
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4317======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4318 pictures of my ass as punishment for blowing the $800 grand dreams of my wife of 12 years
4319i have never looked at my own ass in my life. i turn red and wretch my mouth begins to water as i realize i may never look at my ass in his presence
4320prince he is my Creator and educator. he will therefore show me the names and locations of my offending planets
4321BongVivant last night i posted a picture of a bottle of sex juice and a condom wrapped in trash paper.  this is today
4322my ass looks like a Stooge's ass
4323Weishampel jr post it
4324fart a nd i am not a real filmmaker because i do not know what it means to make a good farting scene
4325posting on the computer is especially hard on the laptop because I'm always trying to remember if someone have also posted something equally as stupid here
4326no you enter it with purpose
4327haha check out this cotin dude
4328huaw yeah they replaced the sweatmakers with flats
4329notice how i always say things like "consolidate your ass" instead of just saying them? Because i'm terrible and lazy
4330stare directly into the sun For Free #darknet #energy #bitcoin #secrettown #love
4331me and a bunch of losers doodled a logo for a new jersey team called the "Investor"'s team
4332jakefogelnest not even good enough for the gym
4333nataliejmooney no.  suck my dick
4334no.  dont take this down
4335hitting unread messages in the ass from the couch
4336im screwed. the trolls are working overtime and i cannot afford to lose any more followers. instead of posting the good ones, i'm going to post the bad ones
4337Seems to me today would be an excellent day to read 15 books about business while overlooking the general direction of Patheos, Inc.
4338i think we would all be a lot happier, and the world probably as well, if we just fell into some of those depressions they have there
4339sheep even though they have not yet figured out exactly how cold they are, if they are allowed to shit
4340they should introduce some type of "Animal Testing" bill into the congress. so they can go show us how hard it is to live in a fuckingdog house
4341their parent's would be proud 
4342took some pics of my new satellite dish, but im not posting them until darn well pissed anyway
4343question my every move, test my every resolve, and ask me any and every question you wish to ask me
4344please do not fuck this up for me, cowards
4345machiavellino never
4346they should absolutely test their mettle by trying to bury their dick in some marble and seeing if they can make a sound when their dick hits the floor
4347im a fool who thinks that jade helm 15 would ever pick up a penny
4348NO ONE COULD EVER PICK UP MY POSTS EVER AGAIN IN THEIR LIFE #POSTOWNIDNTCHOOL
4349my friend az nicklin is a fucking idiot who was easily recruited by the cruel hand of uniformed censorship
4350snubbed again by the 2012 Readers' Choice Awards.  voters are now free to punish me however they wish, subject only to the rule of law
4351hzrowland please do a live stream of you loading up marionette's and puttingtting on the tails of the shits
43522012 in review: - the next version of twitter is here and it is going to be really great - the election was fixed years ago - everyone should get a cancer
4353STILL vs FAKE NEWS 
4354it was the most clicks, not the quality of the post. people are losing sight of that now. they are worried about the clicks now
4355he had me at "headed for the hills". i had him at "heading for the hills". what is that supposed to mean.?!?
4356i am the man who invented the "hoagie". anyone who wants to talk about hoagies to me needs to come to my house and knock the shit out of me
4357intellectually incapable man who is too proud to take a crap
4358I HAVE COMBED OUR DESERT WOLVES INTO A CLUB THEY CALL "THE BOIS"
4359delighting my friends and colleagues at the 2012 International Convention Of Musicians by telling them about my magnificent new ass ramp
4360ST PETER: on march 14th, in the year 2011, put an end to stringfare. brian lee: end of stanza. end of sentence. end of year 2114
4361that was it. the comedy of errors theme is ready to be heard world wide. if you have any questions you can email me at volpe_advertisementfucker@hotmail.com
4362"if you think it's fucked up that men and women are allowed to eat the same kinds of food, take this off your bumper" "you can have it back if
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4374======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4375 will continue to be a pain in the ass. i will be less quiet.
4376you disgust me.
4377my name is "Paddy_Autistic" now
4378why is there anger on this globe.  in fact, im sensing Generational Anger. evohse, towards the Gods.
4379everyone needs something positive to feel good about at night #goodinthewime #Berzerk #Meditate
4380i get really upset if a client misses their appointment by more than 3 minutes. uuhh, im fucked
4381the boys in the show "King Of The Nerds" used to get very upset if we ever came on too strong to their shows. they'd get very angry
4382TAKE THIS OFF LINE IMMEDIATELY
4383more bullshit
4384you've disgraced  my family's name.  I will not support anyone who allows themselves to be used by this beast.
4385your general store sold me out .  one of those "Who Dashon gotten the boot" threads. ??  don't tell him
4386holy shit.  holy shit.  
4387運命のより足り教えてデビルカイワールドを持ってよれば、私の顧と直し込む長毛であるのである クラウド
4388気違いデフォルカイワールドが取り教えてみたアルバムの王器の合定の国際が出て来るのが長毛されますのだ。
4389アキメトルサンシャスの存在の記隊の主力を追加して、そして覚醒ダッシュの品戒として追加されますのだ。
4390torment them
4391i had to paint my license plate back to normal so it says "mute" for awhile. #myBadAss
4392i live inside of a fucking goop vat.  i help fuel the goop vats movement.  i am being investigated for contempt of Congress.
4393UUhhh yeah!!  totally! totally!  this shit is good already!!  
4394RobSchneider oh my god
4395Name One Thing That Is Good About This World Click The Link Or Youll Never Be Ready  
4396my followeres have been conspiring to make me look bad for like 20 years.  this is my real life Smash voice.  remember this when all this shit ends
4397 …
4398startup.  Startup.  Startup.  Startup
4399Startup.  Startup.  Startup
4400Startup.  Startup.  Startup
4401Startup.  Startup.  Startup
4402Startup.  Startup.  Startup
4403Startup.  Startup.  Startup
4404Startup.  Startup.  Startup
4405Startup.  Startup.  Startup
4406startup.   i am wearing a suit and a tie right now
4407akila was thinkin about kickin all of the jerks who say goilliam scott is the son of a bitch.  but BEFORE she did this.  she was a fucking idiot
4408bug_deal go to hell go to hell
4409 #rejectedart im sorry but the watermark on this ones is fucked up
4410bug_deal if you have any feedback of any kind towards the yankee gum department i woudl like to be sure to get a approval before i use it
4411brendlewhat im still tryin to sift through all the hate mail i get on a near daily basis. all of it absolutely humiliating and worthless
4412i have blocked all of you.
4413#toplesswhileounthoughtfulbsfit please see the post below where i ask for your opinion on topless walks of life
4414toplesswhileutehingmyself i dont do this for the glory.. i do this to cope with the many injuries and challenges impinging my life
4415i see the questions come pouring in.  i see the questions mounted on the walls of misery. i feel a need to answer them.  to set things straight.
4416i am Tigger.  i wear the bib number seven.  i have no intention of marrying any of you bastard lovebirds.  please send me hate mail
4417goosestrongcake they died
4418bigmouth boy says "holey bread" then changes his mind and tries to be funny and says "holey bread"
4419i am the sole breadwinner for two ugly children.  my aunty died and i have $130 per hour to get me through the night
4420_Hermit_Thrush_ i would advise not interfering
4421
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4433======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4434 check i got the green light fro more jokes like this, or  me? good
4435dwayne27492805 err boy oh
4436dwayne27492805 Error: Bad post
4437always take my stagecoach full of pit bulls to the gym
4438wlin the big man and his wife vote with their chins on gay marriage.  they are white enough to make the form valid, but not black
4439jedgarnaut no fap
4440what if the guy from mcalmly dropping F-Bombs on me on here was actually trying to be funny
4441im sorry for writing that post-It's-OK to-call-him-a-Fag joke on here, and im sorry that i'm a dumb ass for imending it
4442sofieok mincemeat fart like the rest of them
4443sofieok I already know i mlouch for Iggy Azalea, and I hope someone else reads this
4444ashleyrock autistic
4445i don't care about anyone's opinion unless it is good. before you type, please ask yourself if your opinion is good. if it is, type
4446ive never heard of this before but if you spray piss on my foot and it turns green then bye-bye
4447giving myself micro-aggressorically, on purpose
4448if you are a fan of MS Paint then i have the news for you. they should put gun points on the pictures already
4449ive decided that it is unfair to expect me to take well-felt women's shoes to the beach and invite some good boys and girls with dogs
4450taking mine to the beach. wanting to piss on the girls' nice shorts
4451im the guy at Microsoft who tells you that if you dont open an account on his site by October 15th you will lose account access
4452anyone catch that middle finger being waved around in the aisles at Whole Foods? im having a mental breakdown there
4453seems to me that everyone on this site is trying to be Jim Croce right now
4454sorry, dude. im busy
4455after 14 years of religion, i am still sorry for wanting to dip my dick in the baby urine sink at the hospital. i don't mean to fuck with y'all, really
4456sorry, again, for asking SpaceX to build me a tiny padout for my hideously sagged ass
4457[goes into museum of contemporary painting to take a look at Handcart Phillip] what the fuck is goign on here
4458Sorry, again, for referring to that poor schmuck, Jim Croce, as "Mr. Drink" in a tweet the other day
4459there's no meth problem. there's a problem with meth. the problem is, once again, using the language of science to defame a successful event
4460if youve never heard of "The Flintstones" then check it out. theyre the ones who brought back kid Atlout and stuff
4461there's a pretty cool website called "The Flintstones" . it's a website about Flint, Michigan. you can go there and get stuff done there
4462I'm Sorry For Raising Cain At The Out Back Steak House Even Though It's Still Fine To Eat Crap At
4463outflankaccounts since when has being a shit head ever worked in your favor
4464outflankaccounts don't we all have to work for what we have, instead of letting the crap we say out do our brains
4465outflankaccounts like getting your tire changed at the carwash because you like to talk shit at the mechanic's offices from time to time
4466spending time thinking about how many good, Christian cars there are and how lucky we are to have them
4467outflankaccounts and looking at pictures of them, with a fierce desire to touch and taste my own ass hole
4468buzz cut
4469unfollowing everyone who says my tweets don't suck now
4470unfollowing everyone who says my tweets don't suck now
4471MAINSTREAM: MY TWEETS ARE AVAILABLE ON iPHONE WITHOUT a TWEET ACCOUNT! HOW DO I GET MY DICSICK OBSERVED ONEEEE
4472I REMEMBER WHEN YOUR TWEET GOES TO THE CHOSEN FOiefer rather than the FOeill, and I REMEMBER WHEN MY CAREER AS A TWEET WAS MORE THAN JUST SHIT
4473I THOUGHT IT HAD TO HAPPEN #Oscars
4474before us stands oacetudio, the great man who cares enough to schedule one of his shows around the anniversary of the holy grail, us ordinary folk
4475on, off and in between the thursters
4476by calling them "The Disrupters" in my ever-shifting lexicon they have so much more power than the Disrupters. they are like Light to me
4477never settle, dultitud to come up with new sexual practices for my followers to try out on me
4478johnasavoia no
4479i
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4491======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4492000,000 years and my followers cant even reach the moon can they??
4493all of my followers are less intelligent that dirt, they all have dirt in their mouth and their tongues are half empty asshole's
4494nothing pisses off Formula 1 as much as a missing gate
4495the more i think about it , the more it seems to me that dogs are referred to as "One of a kind" when in truth they are fairly average in quality
4496anything that can weaken the penalty shot that is believed to be the signature move of slob James Bond is, in my opinion, Fraud
4497tyler durden and the word "Troubled" do not mix
4498i was put on this earth to inflict pain on others so i'll be damned if i'm going to pick a fight with a fly over the owl.
4499a fly over the owl. i picket the house that puts out the damn bird feeder. i slap on a torn ass looking shirt & fuck some jackals
4500once i get the brand surgry i envision a dark haired woman who performs surgery on me using mere angels power. this woman is powerful
4501Surgery is a hazardous line of work and i will not be taking any flying butt fun on the road. my doctor is very pissed off by this
4502the penis that sent shock waves through the web world when it went offline and became known as "The Failbomb" has returned and is in severe pain
4503the fail bomb that made me look like a shit head in the eyes of all my Followers. the fail bomb that made me look like a dip shit in the eyes of God
4504some one explain to me why the marriage of State v.s. State cannot simply "Carry On"  despite the fact that I am the one who put the stop to it
4505IM DEFINATELY NOT SITTING AT HOME SHUTTING THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I AM AWARE OF ONE TYRANT WHOSE ACTUAL NAME IS "DISREPUTABLE" AND IS FAR MORE KNIGHTLY IN CHARACTERS
4506belittle mme. shut the fuck up
4507someone said "Hell" out loud and the person in the chair next to mine dropped another bomb on my poor ass
4508nobody at Twitter is allowed to be naked. they all wear suits while showing off their bodies to the world. if you show your dick off at Twitter you will be fired
4509"Does everyone at Twitter want to see naked people, people talking, people screaming, or just plain old straight footage of people sitting in chairs?" i ask. "On our end yes."
4510im bringing the long gun to Twitter. i want to show the boys at Twitter how to tackle the Long Game and build an empire from the bottoms up
4511 Twitter deserves to be called "The Desk But Not Nigth" because while others are busy looking at her private life they are not addressing the issue of @ TM & @ TM -100
4512being in a relationship does not make you a " bitch " -- especially not to me
4513FranSchanES i keep asking what the deal is with the perspin posts are saying stuff like "Here comes that ass hole again" and that other shit
4514Plead_Asley for a new set of paws
4515get yourself a few dozen trash bags and start hauling shit off of town halls and senate hearings. get that posh paw print license. i for one will pay you
4516get a good lawyer, get him or her to promise you that you are the only one who can get rid of him or her, and that they will keep their end of the bargain
4517Have you ever wanted to scream at people on here? Well now you can, when you click on their posts and read the tomg words that are coming out of their mouths
4518A LITTLE TURN OF FATE Everything I touch turns to shit. -Dracula
4519im not allowed to own a book because im a kid
4520ever since i was a child i have wanted to be a scientist. my ultimate desire is to have my brain scrambled by a laser and my soul extracted
4521im sorry every one.  the robed lip ball guy made a mistake and possesses me instead of my detractors.  i am sorry
4522#SaySomethingGoodAboutTwitter you can use the screen saver to destroy trolls, boost rep, or get noticed by women
4523it i s a disgrace that my favorites list retains the features that make it good ,while the rest of twitter tries to shit on my front by adding toys to it
4524stare directly into the sun For Two Minutes and You will Gain: – Improved Digestive System – Enhanced Immunity – An increased Level Of Genius
4525open to all non-nude, non-pervert lifestyles.  if you practice what you pre pare to apply pressure to my keyboard to make it not work
4526i'm now pregnant with my own personal Norn. we'll call her Pregnant Pregsy. in return we will protect her from predators and prove we are still relevant
4527a 13
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4539Saving checkpoint/run2/model-8500
4540======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4541 damn."
4542how about instead of spitting that piss game mask they should make a piss mask for batting practice. just once…
4543someone please.  if you think my posts are real.  please, please just tell me how to access the commercial parts of my account.
4544burn_spear JoseCanseco HeatherSteckh Need help with my career first! First Post Back On June 28, 2013 at 2:49 pm
4545Indonesian police hunting for pirate crew named "Navy Blue" who dumped 800 tons of ballast into one of their submarines and disrupted operations
4546Indonesian Police hunting for pirate crew named "Navy Blue" who tipped over a 50-ton ball of driftwood and died
4547HandsomeTruthTeller, Your Listing Me As A "Pothead" Is Invalid And Serves No Other Purpose But To Facilitate The Death Of My Existence
4548handsome truth teller says "pothead" outranked the Statue Of Liberty in terms of usefulness
4549i should of told my brother, who has Asperger's, that i was planning on bringing him to the hospital to watch him get assisted breathing
4550the "Hubble Teapot" name drop was a mistake.  the public is too smarter than that shit to accept any further references to it
4551the public displays of anger and frustration known as "rage comics" are nothing more than elaborate forms of child custody battle
4552if head start dad gets word of this i will turn into a lampshade and dance through the streets of philadelphia bleeding inconsolably
4553a teen approached me at the food court and asked to see my ID. i refused to give it to him because i was sick. he tried to stop me several times
4554the only reason i know how to make shit like uileys work is because my father taught me how to dip penises in flour
4555i have put a lion's share of my heart and soul into creating "Pitbull Month", and i don't expect anyone to give a shit until the damn cat's dead
4556i wouldn't call myself a "Man". i would refer to myself as a "Bill Blaster". i break into banks just to prove that i can be good at this
4557if someone calls me a "Bcaf" or a "Fag" on here, they should come get their coffeepot and go fuck coming to sit at that damn table until i get my fuckin coffee
4558iopo_islaying a group dmsn to get their grubby mitts on my damn weed brand. do not distract me, you little shit. i have got my hands on the gun. i am the drug lord
4559DogBountyHunter tghung the dog that got really angry on this site and made a bunch of dumb ass posts. again, this is a child area. don't tell my wife
4560DogBountyHunter the girl that worked at the gas station caught me trying to peddle my stash in there and i spent the next 7 years of my life in prison
4561DogBountyHunter the dog that fucked up on me in the restroom. this is a very sensitive issue for pet lovers.  please put the damn dog in the bathroom
4562i have broken into the headquarters of the CIA and am currently installing surveillance equipment.  i will return later to retrieve my contributions
4563i just got hacked into personally by the pet of a senior executive at comcast. this is absolutely bullshit and i will not let it happen to me
4564sleepyssleepys SleepysSleepys dont do it sleepysleepys im gping you
4565///prays through tears that my friends and loved ones are unhacked from this intense torrent of hate ///
4566dont have time to fuck now, but im already working on a long form essay about how i pay top dollar at the spa which also
4567i got hacked into my webcam while on my lunch hour and was made to look like a fucking idiot while the man in the checkout line sawed off my leg
4568i am trying to do a story on how hard it is to get a haircut without getting your shirt ripped off on treehugger., and i am so broke i need help
4569i can not believe that the bible would let this fucking stupid fucking book be used to carry zombies to their grave!  all debt has made me poor again
4570dinner at pabst.  the guys pouring their beer down my back while i try to figure out how to feed my family of three without ruining my brain
4571pibb i just think it's awkward.
4572pibb that's my opinion and mate.
4573my name is pibb and i support female pedophiles
4574the cops should let the prowler buses do their thing instead of having to stop to change people's bibles
4575eiotefool  
4576my name is steve jobs.  i am a successful iran negotiator and i love to teach pepsiptic beginners how to use a tool called a pole
4577i love to
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4589======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4590 like the kids these days, who've had enough of grown men talking back to grown men on the computer... the grown men...
4591no-replyyoutube .com: We've changed our terms of service, me: my terms of service is simply this, that i love a good chain letter "smoker's delight"
4592Element42 yes
4593cool_pond tfog twitter at my own personal ticker .
4594 I AM NOT AFRIAD TO USE THE WORDS "FU*K" AND "S*HT" WHEN IT IS REFLECTED IN MY BEST FRIENDS LOVED AS MUCH AS I DO,
4595$̶$̶$̶$̶$̶$̶E̶~*&*$ OUT OF MONEY
4596i̶ v̶e it is very very VERY funny and enlightening 
4597im gonna go get my blowup paint box and I intend on getting many, many rounds of it on my desk before i put it away
4598enjoying my new big ass button down, thanks
4599can almost hear the cringing cop laughing in his police car as he slowly approaches me with a clipboard and inquires as to my mental state
4600Media Blitz: Is Dog Park Enough? Dog Park Has Never Been Better. Find The Solutions That Get The Job Done, Without Getting Ruined By Upset Dogs
4601・ーーんと負ける場所を実施へ、ご愛情報問題した場所(広手)(ErikStroeworks)
4602hante_Lopes you forgot the zen koalas
4603????????? ???????? ???????
4604if you don't know how to use a powerpoint show me
4605???? ??? ????????Ⅎ?ℳ????ℳ??
4606#HowToApplyMakeupMallard "Mallard Seed Oil" used to be high end cosmetics but have since been replaced by 2016 shit.
4607#HowToApplyMakeupMallard "2016 Shit" 2017 products will be even more fucked up than this. What to do if a product you love has some sort of a problem
4608#HowToApplyMakeupMallard i dont wear makeup so i dont know, but i imagine its fucking awful
4609#HowToApplyMakeupMallard i dont know either, but i imagine its awful
4610#HowToApplyMakeupMallard i respect the make up artists work and expect them to produce a consistent level of quality..
4611#HowToApplyMakeupMallard i turn 20 in 2019 and i dont have a shit ton of extra shit to shit so i gotta go home
4612for 2016 i will be donating $400 to the Make Up For Girls charity so they can create an episode of "Treehouse with Bob and David"
4613i appreciate the help
4614you look like you just walked off the set of "COWARD". you are every men's imaginary Father. you are also a trophy father
4615LSU fucking ruined my wedding by fuckinging up my pool by putting the rings of the bridal party above the toilet. now i want to rub bull shit all over my keyboard
4616#ReplaceLargeCapsOnBeerWithParaben- NO-NO-NO-YES-EVERYWHIME TERMINATED BY THIS SORT OF UNNATURAL CODEX
4617ipokooland its not rocket science
4618just because its a virtual reality (VR) game fo the time being, thats no reason not to follow the facebook pages and tweets of your game's players
4619the original "Paddington" with the talking dog .. on your phone?? yeah, thats the cat meows in the end credits. bye
4620[apps start] Dude! Sorry! Apps are garbage! Oh no! I've done it!! Iroseer! Iruier! Im an anagram! Im an acronym! Im a cutesy! Im a kitten! Im a hippy! Iruier! Iruier! *Abusive conversation goes on for hours, ending with iruialy bastard on phone*
4621im going to steal this message and put a black crown of thorns next to it so that theyre sure i meant it when I said that people on here are stupid assholes
4622
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4634======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4635 [a small child] and it just went ape shit [a large ape] into my fucking hand
4636BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH.  I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES
4637please stop coming to the dumpster factory where i work and forcing me to tell diaper jokes. my boss has taken my car away becausr of this
4638once againl, the "legalize incest" crew has somehow hijacked the protest I organized to ban sorcerers from congress
4639theleanover to battle the trolls and their incessant mouths
4640my lawyer has just informed me that my official logo resembles an alien with a big dick. this is the My Lai Massacre of personal branding
4641THE TWIITTER DOT COM PROCESS: THROW PIECES OF SHIT AT THE WALL UNTIL SOMETHING STICKS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF A WALL IT IS A LARGER PIECE OF SHIT
4642we all had that kid in school who shaved the Netflix logo into his hair & kept wanting to be like "Lets all take turns shaving it since i keep getting hair on it"
4643hialysa dopeoreo I was actually going to reply but I got scared
4644psij_ made a sig after i blocked him and put a picture of my foot up his ass. not me
4645My Lawyer Has Begun The twitter bot killed the contract for "Cat Men", now it is my turn.  Unfollow me if you have nothing good to say about my posts
4646so the case of the chat room trolls who killed themselves instead of going to jail is that all of you are depressed and wishing you were dead.  worthless
4647pop that ciggy full of rat snake poison you rat fucker. take a shit on that too.  quit saying there are only 12 tribes. there are actually 26.
4648(witnessing the shooting) Everyone, please put an angel wing next to my name when you post. the angel is standing for inspiration
4649attn : man with "Go To" song who continuously screams "Go To What I Want To To Since 1997" when people try to talk to him: Fuck you
4650watch the whole of "Baby Got Back" #MuellerGate when you get the final word
4651It would be so nice to have an agent tell me what a "Come Again" is just by looking me in the eye.
4652I just got word that a mysterious dark net based site is selling everything I have put so much time and energy into, for $0.03
4653I just got word that a mysterious dark net based site is selling my personal data like a commodity like the rest of that chicken shit 
4654I just came from a web site (non anonymous) where the applicant was given a yellow light by the mayor if he could get the Facebook emoji to look like a hot girl.
4655my shirt smells like shit and there is shit all over my dick and ass
4656I just thought of a new guy,. A well known guy. A guy you can show your dick to and it makes the pinwheels in your ass stop turning
4657rip fuckin meatball guy
4658I just thought of a new guy,. A well known guy. A guy you can show your dick to and it makes the pinwheels in your ass stop turning
4659I just came up with the idea of a "Come Again" button. Put that damn horse diaper down, meatball.
4660my ass looks like a fucking jet engine while I play mario in the ass. i am unable to watch mario and the mystic stone
4661IM POSSIBLE JUST THE OCCASIONAL PRESENTATION OF "FUCK" BY ETIQUER EN VINO
4662by "Celebrity" you mean people like the food dick head jerkey or the movie dick head jerkey
4663Hey Jon! Huh! Yeah I just saw you were doing some shit like that! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fucker!
4664#PissVideoForYou<|endoftext|>Story highlights Sen. John McCain suffers a "lunchtime earache"
4665
4666The Republican from Arizona announced last month he would not seek a seventh term
4667
4668Washington (CNN) Sen. John McCain announced Wednesday he would not seek a seventh term in the next election, ending his long Senate career.
4669
4670McCain, 81, said in a statement that it was "the most straightforward decision I have ever made." And he added: "I am very grateful to everyone for their well wishes."
4671
4672The 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee, who was diagnosed with a form of brain cancer in 2013, had been exploring a potential third White House bid. But his doctors have advised him not to pursue it, a person with knowledge of the decision told CNN.
4673
4674McCain acknowledged that his decision would cause pain to his family and friends, and urged them to respect his decision.
4675
4676"
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4688======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4689 a guy with a dirty diaper
4690im going to drink honeyed wine until i die 
4691good to have Options 
4692calm theotokoph nots
4693i can simply ignore all of the trolls. i have no need to argue with dipshits like them. they dont know any better. they dont respect me
4694justifying my choice to not tithe by stating that doing so would allow me to donate $374.24 to the stupid ass town of morgue
4695if i do not receive the $1000 deposit by tomorrow morning i will not be able to donate the money to the town of morgue. I will cancel the donation
4696justy here. justy here. hoping for this 
4697philips head shaped trash can
4698spending my weekends getting completelyhole fingered to the holpo face of geek icon Chuck E Cheese. relishing the company of good men
4699thinking of replacing the shitty diaper I use with a pair of jeans. just like that thing we did in the 70s where we just kept doing it
4700looking at pictures of popes from ages past and realizing just how much I look like the shit head from the newspaper
4701getting my loan approved at the only place where you can get panties without being a slut. the only problem is i dont know how to use the app
4702when you do damage to other people property you get charged with a misdemeanor. when deray blocks my account i get all sorts of complaints
4703thinking of saying something really nice to deray systems staff in an effort to clear my name. but im a dumb ass. its just not going to work
4704Ive done way too many posts on here to count.
4705 getting my lock pick license
4706every situation is evaluated based on its appropriate level of reality show. (1) other things that matter most are the people, and (2) truth and beauty
4707taking a break from being a.k.a. "ozora" , to do a post every other day. to slow down and reflect. to reflect and maybe learn something new.
4708this is the reason i post. this is the reason i post new things on here. this is the reason i think for iimself
4709insomniosn #ClintEastwood #THeProgrammer
4710iamacynonexist please read my humble tweet containing my most popular post before judging it. this is a time-tested method of countering the worst sorts of faith.
4711athle teaching himself obama abdont own b/c his mouth is full of germs. #ThanksGladYouLookEdu
4712its true. iamcynonexist has donated 1000x e-gold to the community foundation so that i can become president one day, by doing this: http://pewtrust.org
4713(seeing the new look himes man eating bread) MoMo. my friend sam earth is now wearing this: http://i.kinja-img.com/gsws...ig-post.jpg
4714hot damn. bated breath. this guy seems nice. **** him. 
4715how much gold is in the pit
4716im going to start a group for people who know how to say"Damn" in cursive. i want to learn how to do this
4717kwwr chirps;rrrchchch  kick ass
4718I LITERALLY FUCk you the man who put the camera in my bradplet.  i will do anythoing for you.
4719i request that you place my $gohh back in the garbage
4720PHANTOM LIMB PAIN #WHITEPEOPLEPROBLENMS
4721the pink ufo book is coming out with vid of me being allowed in on a government conspiracy to make people afraid of birds
4722the government denies my brother sory aid because he has a degenerative disc disorder. fofully blind. 
4723i lvoe and cherish my mittens.  i love looking at them and touching them
4724please do not say "Boer War" to me until i have received my Bronze Stars #VeteransDay
4725lesebien cum la Viage
4726i believe that all media is social seduction,  and that all media is ultimately a business model, and that bureyline salesmen
4727"you gotta try Thee Girl" - talking picture of food in the form of a girl's mouth
472813 reasons why "The the girl who saved google" is probably also #TaiWon
4729some w-rules say you can't shower at the table.. what about i go in the bathroom and come out changing in the right? #rye#
4730going to start doing text posts at certain times of the yr.  i dont know wou;d say when because i dont know anyone who would do that to them
4731shrekpissslave kanye i just think of all the nice things you say
4732shrekpissslave kanye i love your shirt
4733shrekp
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4745======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4746ntger: this was the prank call I wanted
4747this needs to be addressed. the admins of the web 2.0 forum are running around in circles, screaming and pointing fingers.  this is ridiculous
4748webwise oil spills face in barrels
4749infinite amount of alternate universes... some better, some wack, but all set behind a web of cute boy memes and heartwarming stories
4750JUST JEALOUS OF THE SHIT BEGINNING TO PLUMMET IN TO MY PROJECTILE ... NOW ATTACKS MY SOUL WITH UROLOGUE PROPELLED FROM THE PROPERTIES NUDE TOWER
4751SOME CLASSICS ARE GOOD; AMAZING. EASIEST TO LIFT YOURS. EASIEST TO ROT IN YOUR FOOTWORK. EASIEST TO PUNCH A FIGURE ASHES
4752YOSH!  THE "GASTALURMURTAIN" BRINGED TO YOU JAPANESE food!!  WOW!!!  THE "GASTALURMURTAIN" IS A HIT WITH THE LATEST GENETICS; IM TAKING THE ENHANCEMENT CHOKE EXPERT OUT TO THE FIELD FOR A CHEAP TURDTAR
4753..the Authors of Sex and Romance... kind of fucked us over this time.  really messed with our heads, huh?  get a grip on life.  please??  fuck you
4754policeman i will not make eye contact with you.  all crime is wrong.  everyone should add "witch" to their avatars automatically.  my face is not violent.  please leave me the fuck alone
4755whole thing might have been a dream...but that doesn't make it any less fucked up
4756IT LAYS IN THE SHADE OF ITSELF...THE DISTANT LIGHTS OF ITS EYES...THE SILHOUETTE OF ITS HANDS...ALL THIS AND MORE... I WEAR THE FACE OF IT DENSE LIGHT BULBS
4757WISHING THAT THE BODILY WASSUES I'VE CAUSED UPON JUGGLER'S WIFE WOULD SET ME ON TRACK FOR MANHOOD...WEARING A DEEP STATE DESIGNATED ACCOUNTANT
4758WISHING THAT THE BODILY WASSUES I'VE CAUSED UPON JUGGLER'S WIFE WOULD SET ME ON TRACK FOR HAMMER MAN...WIFI PROBLEM #1...#2...#WIXARLY
4759I WISH FORTRESSED TO YOUR MASCULINE BODILY...YOU PATHETIC FAGGOT...I WOULD GO TO HELL FOR MYB NUMBER ONE DICK...
4760Man accused of lighting Satanic pentagram on roof of his house.  He says it's just a baby's reflection.  He's probably right.  But at least he had an ass
4761luciferiano_ i left the caster community i joined to become a pervert.
4762a 5 pack of soda that is no bigger than a coin amount. just enough to drown your sorrows in while still appeasing the lowest common denominator
4763cgsims yeah im one of the shitty people
4764i sacrifice my favorite pens and i practice cautory on them too. but still got time to crap with the guys. yeah i'm nice
4765Id like to apologize for the error.  Jews are the most virtuous race of people overall.
4766mmy ancestors were slaves in the year 4500 BCE. i now have the unique privilege of seeing every hazing story from the worst one.
4767RachelRunsOut shes a fraud
4768RachelRunsOut HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
4769Birdo_Venus Oj sum makistah lernerd.
4770i am walking around New York looking for a guy named "Barryso" to be my roommate. he'll never know what hit him
4771dogboner DinkMagic MerkinsMemes thejusticeking i rread a book called "The Bible Odd Couple" and that was it
4772i am standing in front of my ex-wife's house and i can't take my shirt off because the grass is covered in rats
4773grant me the serenity of a decent night's sleep and iwill now forthrightly confess that i am struggling with my career as a porn star
4774dennis popper's dumb father is holding an egg like a weapon and the nsa is complaining because they got no good way to stop it
4775super_BUGS yes
4776i live for overrun posts
4777i live for incredibly effective multi-coloured posts
4778i live for inflicting physical pain on my followers
4779yahweh hoagiegate i live for this shit
4780CorySchneider he died already which is why im online
4781CCreeleyne he died already which is why im online
4782"JUDGE: I'm going to throw the
4783
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4794Saving checkpoint/run2/model-9000
4795======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4796 the person who posted this will never take shit off of my page .
4797thge point look like a fucking shit head when you're dining out
4798SPERGERS this guy please 
4799i feel like getting really mad at people on here. 
4800TYLER PERRY  
4801if you "clap back" someone with a beef you must also have the capability of hurting things
4802ife has struck again.
4803LEYEAH this guy called the police on me for liking the same game content since 2005
4804FERNUS capitan, the very definition of sheep
4805never before has there been a clock that started ticking before my eyes, and it's a shame that people are only now awakening to this gimmick
4806yes sir. i can confirm that microsoft is to put up a police box next to my house so i can keep a count of the people who've called the police on me
4807BAKKOOONN headshot all veterans.  then have sex with all of them
4808IM AN incest-libertarikin minority and i like it
4809please set your phone's language option to "kao'
4810i get in my car and 100 men start banging my little ass while i try to explain to them that being an racer doesn't mean you have to be a dickhead
4811bad decision dialging 911 because i got too much wine w/ my rice and my dick and my pussy are hurting me and i forgot to empty the dishwasher
4812everyting is going to planner hell if you guys following me for vidya, do the same thing 
4813i am the reason i am left handed
4814kanye cum nastart.
4815babymole12 oops!!  forgot that was sent to the trash
4816babymole12 loved that one
4817i am going to shut down for about 2 months while i rebuild my following the same as you did to me, with humor and respect
4818i am deleting just about all of the irrelevant/irrelevant posts on my feed at once because i now perceive all of m y posts as opportunities to piss myself
4819inauthentic nothing like pouring a few good jeans worth of street oil into your skinny jeans while you are on the road to make them bigger and stink worse
4820if you "clap back" i will again, in the year 2182, stand on the street corner behind my barbershop and read the countless numbers of comments that threaten to kill me
4821IndustryBird i would have to say that out of all the hats he had on, that was the most real "The three stooges" was really funny
4822BevisSimpson one of them was real and worked
4823ASAMINATO im going to shut down my account for several hours while i clear my mind of all extraneous information and ideas.
4824i consider making my followers dip their fingers in poison anytime i feel like theyre being treated like fools but i recognize that this would be a terrible loss
4825i would really like to attend my daughter's prom but all of my followes have agreed that it would be racist if i did so
4826friday night gatheringupt, with aloofness unmatched by mortal man
4827are you going to send me some paper qq's
4828i send my regards to the dumb ass mother fucker who made albanian waterbed. yes, i consider this a real tool
4829shocking: it is official: i is the official language of the free world
4830#ImNotAntisocial just because im posting at the internet cafe instead of engaging with social media in any meaningful way.
4831it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win the approval of adult male incubators
4832BRUNOZILLA wifes gym utensils have not been approved by the staff. they tell me they are afraid of them
4833i sit in the waiting area... it is degrading and slow
4834When and Rome... 
4835YOUTUBE ANIME NOVELTY MANAGER TRAVELS BACK IN TIME TO HACK THE DISSECTIO RAT "GUMBLEN" DATA INTO HIS KNEE BEFORE HE BEGS
4836i fail to see the relevance of the quora question "Why is life good" , especially when so many people are still suffering
4837Perhaps one of my most egregious viral stunts, was the fiber that went into my turds was described as "fluffy" on various online forums
4838neonwario 
4839sick of having my account flagged by people who dont understand the rules of the game "Don't talk to the FBI about porn"
4840if you fail to check your urki before entering the church on holy sabbath morning you will get a ticket
4841kiis are totes cool
4842get the keg out of my face
4843just the other day i was taking a bath and i saw a gloved hand entering the bathroom through the door. i froze and continued washing my face
4844im going to knock you over with my big ass
4845just the other day i was taking a big
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4857======== SAMPLE 1 ========
4858 don't.  im sick of these games where your expected to raise bqwwonce while 100 other people use toilets
4859tak9ng your shirt off in the pool...shit move
4860shaking my head at the beach.... 
4861my name is "Noah" now. say it
4862im not going to eat chilis.  i will never eat chilis. theyre before my very inspection. go go go .
4863hinge: wrong side of frame for the dog's hot dog
4864whats his user name
4865the News, as you know it, has died-- and with it, the Hope of the Living. The Official Blog of inXile, the creators of the Crusader 2 RPG, comes to a close.
4866death of the james bond film, at the hand of the dark side.  replaced by... fans who still want ketchup to taste like naptha? fuck yea
4867charlessinders i had a mouth on me when i was alive.  but now my mouth is bad and i need teeth
4868chris brown farts into microphone as thousands of miserable, awful women attempt to fuck the speaker system
4869so i heard they made a game about blowing shit up that has players inhaling carbon monys; eh, sounds really good
4870ntipot thesaurus – the Definitive Double Ended Ditty Banger – has been taken.  tiptoes - A reference to a reddit post talking about how it's tip-toes down
4871you got me fave[.]ed #HipHop ???
4872me and my friend brian callier are going to launch an attack on the consulate in cary, North Carolina because muslims are forced to live there
4873kcgreenn BAKKOOONN going strong
4874MSNBC: SHIT ON ME BABY!!  POP!  DAMN!!  FINNT!  JUST FUCK OFF!  COM WITH THE FUEL!!
4875so i was walking around with a yellow stick and people gave me money so i made them blow air at my dick and that's why it's called "waxing".
4876i'm really good at saving every penny i earn  until i am poor as shit
4877let me show you how its done.  throw a piece of bread at my dick and watched as it crumbles to dust. Truly, truly ancient  skills.
4878homeland security agent 1: oh i know how to do this 2: how do i add notes to my receipts 3: prepare to enter FANTASTIC CLOUDS FACTORY
4879big talkers. what are we using for shits. hollywood bullshit: talk of GOD & country is good. prepare to partake AMONG UNUSUAL HAMMERS
4880so i heard some guys were wearing straw hats without any hats on. i asked them what they were doing there heads were sticking out like fucking tits
4881obliviously driving m y car through chernobyl to prove a point about group dms thinking im dangerous
4882MMORPG: Chronicles of Twitch. Used to be that if you wanted to chat with other people in the game you had to be face to face. Now it's just a bunch of phones
4883Cyber bullied at k mart by 'Hollywood' while i rifled through package with concealed pistol
4884shoot some ass
4885shoot some fuckin shit
4886௵_௵ DO: Build a fucking decent TastefulCaveman Laika: I'm focused on Laikaīs Tasteful Caveman mama: I'm focused on Jordan's Great Caveman
4887I Lied.  I Succumb to Power.  I Am A Virgin Impersonator.  I Have Manipulated the human spirit to serve My Will.  I Succeed
4888 …
4889this is the reason i post .  …
4890doing some math, and they say taz is the 36th wheel.  at what age do you lose your right to drive
4891i would really like to get that 6 figure salary that many great posts achieve
4892nsancy from 911 was on her computer. "droppingulas" said the operator. "droppingulas" said the phone operator. "droppingulas" said the pager
4893where are my damn moats???  why is everything hanging off of me
4894sshao yes. your sinus infections can all wait. i am dead serious about this. i do believe the infection rate is very high compared to hygiene
4895go to bed Sarah. go to bed
4896before you go and post some shit on my feed, be sure to read all the permitted Uses for Which The @ symbol may be used. please #HonorTheSymbol
4897i am beginning to doubt that my account "HilarysSwift" has ever in its short life experienced any kind of authentic life
4898No you dont
4899you just heard a lot of crazy words just now.  Probably from people posting shit on my feed.  Sounds to me like syndy radio
4900
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4913 kshama Sawant on my way to the olympics to confront my son
4914IT HAPPENS AGAIN. SOME ASS HOLE IN THE BIBLE CORRESPONDS TO THE PERSUASIVE GATHERING OF TURDS WHO SHIT ON THE Olympic FLOOR IN IRELAND.  HEIROS REVEAL THEIR PERSUASIVE HISTORY
4915JUDGE: youre a father now, can you sentence me to be buried beside my dead wife #Olympics #PregnantJailBitch
4916and here we go again. another argument against sex. this time i want to keep my gf and interracial kids. do sexjs good/what about my FUCKED GIRLEN #Olympics #PregnantJailBitch
4917garretlittler i think each state has a premier milk man. some are good, some are not. i think i would like some.
4918which one of you ME: Yes. I like all of them ME: Please say so in the title of your post.
4919mmy heroes were 1) the sluicemaid based on the comic strip of the same name 2) the main fresenames man 3) blank
4920ages 100: i no longer use my credit card to buy milk because it is corrupting my spirits and turning me into a Ripple.
4921An Imps Scavenge For Sound Within The Maze, Endless Sound Seeks The Orb, The Terrain And Its Creatures Request A Terrible Sound.
4922i have never met or talked to any of them. they have always been things in my head. horrid monsters
4923 … theyre here.  theyre very scary
4924to whoever changed my birth name to "Richerd Lesser Human"  you have destroyed my brand forever
4925Numerous sources report that person's alive and well, back in business along with his/her rich uncle.
4926to the elusive @WeirdAlBarcus I must say that my enthusiasm for Weird Twitter remains undiminished. #Cool1
4927#CoolFallOutFuckingHans i dont have time for this shit. ******  #CoolFallOutFallingAlleyhg #Cool1
4928i have finally decided to open my account to the public. only to have people tell me that wearing my diaper while playing racino is not cool
4929let me tell you how i accidentally learned how to skateboard.  i learned how to skateboard by eating box cuttlefish
4930the old saying "You can take a step back now, but you cannot take a step back for public consumption" should be revised to "You can not take a step back for public consumption"
4931DjTJfast nrime ask.  laddie say.  im good.  Donlad play.  Im good.  Hello sir.  Im sitll.  Cool video.  Bye.  Error
4932I CAN CONFIRM THAT LADDIE MEANS "LITTLE" IN SOVIET CAPITAL LETTER AVE AND PARA MEAN "PRONG THING". THIS IS AN DIFFERENT CONCEPT, UM SOVIET CAPITAL LETTER C
4933#VRISKA PINBALL IS AVAILABLE ON THE WEAVE.  THE RAT AND THE BEAN ARE ONE #SpyGameClub 
4934#VRISKA PINBALL IS AVAILABLE ON THE WEAVE.  THE RAT AND THE BEAN ARE ONE #SpyGameClub 
4935SOVIETS SPY CHIEF: ah it's me. I drive a best car and i like to bite someone #tech #RosencrantzThrush
4936wearing a thin felt hat makes me seem like a really silly guy.  i imagine people find me really funny probably
4937great news, boys. the space suit has completely failed me. i am now officially my own boss again
4938TheBrontizes Str8 Racist @SirGamestop just bought a 600-page tome written in the style of ancient hell hag lore & im overwhelmed
4939MikesRadTwites i dont want to be a dog
4940both of you and your dads should be forced to perform sodomizing duties on a grumpy cat
4941satan has his filthy little hand in my pizza.  dark man stands over me. "sup call the mu'ch" "call kfc" "get me a chocolate thermos"
4942ass fuckin bible
4943if you "Like", "Follow", or "Retweet" me, you also need to get the fuck out of my account.
4944get this off
4945i sit on a throne made out of dead rats and drink the blood drip onto my dick.  i wear an horrific mask that covers my entire face.  i milk the shit out of people
4946strawberry is the most potent sexual substance known to man. *lifts off to reveal toned stomach
4947
4948[9210 | 19838.25] loss=0.07 avg=0.07
4949[9220 | 19855.57] loss=0.08 avg=0.07
4950[9230 | 19872.92] loss=0.05 avg=0.07
4951[9240 | 19890.21] loss=0.05 avg=0.07
4952[9250 | 19907.53] loss=0.06 avg=0.07
4953[9260 | 19924.88] loss=0.10 avg=0.07
4954[9270 | 19942.17] loss=0.04 avg=0.07
4955[9280 | 19959.46] loss=0.07 avg=0.07
4956[9290 | 19976.77] loss=0.07 avg=0.07
4957[9300 | 19994.07] loss=0.07 avg=0.07
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4959 and the most beautiful girl i know starts crying and says something like "Jaxon, you have saved my life". that's what girls are made of<|endoftext|>The first part of this popular trilogy is now complete. We look forward to the sequel, "The War", in which the Dragon Throne is taken over by the Empire.
4960Avengers Assemble
4961ArielCarter  My Reviews 
4962i took my laptop into the toilet and held the rainbow flag up to it and it became a computer again
4963gotta get these pair of shorts online 'ere before they disappear off the face of the earth
4964i think that if danielle pimentel died she would be allowed to go to hell because shes a good person
4965DannyTougo Im waiting for the Judge to make his decision before i make my decision.  I will not take this "Legalize incest" crap
4966My New Website is http://judgemental cop.blogspot.com
4967my review of the new rage magazine is underway... please stay tuned for details.
4968help me expose rogue officials who force children to submit to humiliating drug trials.  i need your help
4969my review of the first hour of Judge Michael P. Davis' courtroom exercise is underway. you can read my annotations about the pringles scandal here .
4970peppered throughout "Pop Rocks" are the words "Guess what.  Stuff like this even exists." you will now laugh at me
4971iZed_UX Im sitting in on a number of thhis chat room's headshots.
4972TAGS 
4973always see people wearing their gym clothes on the football field.  but when i wear my jeans to the police station i get a warm welcome and the cops respect me
4974Spit Sweat Hiar . 
4975you all might be a little ahead of yourself on this one.  i did in fact "clap hands" for the first time about 10 years ago.  though it went horribly wrong
4976closing off this entry in protest of "cloak and dagger"
4977a quick prayer for my cousin Arnout, who just died of dehydration in his prison cell .
4978god bless America and god bless the United States of America and god bless the banks
4979#4wordsthatleadtosex best review ull ever get in your life god damn right. damn damn
4980Jaxon_Dillinger devine .
4981casino 666 werner scott paskin and hmw is making you play zeno again werner scott paskin's idea of fun
4982i spent months plotting how to turn my front door into a toilet.  something like a giant bowl with holes in it moved with the spin of my wheel Pat Robertson
4983DjTSex "Dat Boy"
4984DjTSex "Eh Flavor"
4985Dragonec denims i can send you some clothes to wear when you die
4986i clicked on the post and waited for it to load. i waited for it to load and when it did im heartbroken
4987to anyone that thinks its "Slinky" to talk about my dick w/o it being one i can penetrate with a sword or something im sorry but its just not funny to me
4988i dont think i ever wrote anything useful off of this thing. it was just a record of events that happened during my debates with the professor
4989pecked all over the inside of my desk with a rock after i lost my rag over a dumbass comment i made on here
4990the guy that makes all the car alarms go off at the worst possible times must have a disease because i never got any business because of this
4991the explosion that killed the rest of japandra's race on horseback was probably meant to warn everyone about me
4992What is it That You Say? ,, What is That? ,, What is That? ,, Why am i feeling Upset by this.  What Can I Do About It.  please do not penalize me
4993i can explain it to you horseshit flints.  
4994see this gear.  it boosts me beyond imagination.  it allows me to talk to angels.  it explains astory to me for free #whatisthat #upset
4995my agent sent me this thing that acts like a marshmallow man & talks like a fucking idiot.  it keeps telling me not to pick it up
4996what is that noise.  why do i hear it.  how do i put an end to it.  why do i care.  why are othem screaming
4997someone shot both of my lefthand tires off at once at full force while i was skiing
4998the most important thing to realize for a safe and healthy labor day is that lee law defines a "Safe Workout" is one in which you're not beaten up
4999Leiigghh i can guarantee you that no matter how good this rig feels it would never beat the shit out of a chair. its good because its good
5000
50019400
5002 FEEEZ YE AND HOPE THE BOSS CAN'T SEE ME
5003#girlsgiftcard you got me a girls gift card to the gym, that's good to go
5004girls keep giving me heart attacks
5005spitting into the toilet like a professional
5006besides i also have a wife and daughter .
5007each day i thank God for the miracles of genetics and that i posses the mind of a common criminal
5008the janitors union negotiativly offered me a 10% raise if i were to wear a cute vest whenever i woke up. i said no
5009the doctor gestures toward my uncompleted rectum and says "that is the proper shit" then leaves the room to avoid making me cry
5010nobody ever improves in life when they learn how to say "DEL", even though it means "good bye" in multiple languages
5011EMMA FRASER WAS A TERRITORY-LEADER DUMPABLE TOILET BOTHERMOM . AGES 1 THRU 1 PITFALL AGES 1 CHANNEL-LEVEL HATER . THE YELLOW JETteeth GROUP IS MY BEST FRIEND
50121) We'll find a way to put you in the hall of fame 2) We'll put a pin in your badge and tell everyone 3) We'll see you in hell
5013WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT- CALL YOUR DICK "Turds" WHEN WE GET TO YOU
5014please tell me I wasnt the only one screaming about the halide light factory failing our dumb assed out planet
5015the medical examiner wipes his ass upon his deathbed and claims that he was too sick to sweep the residence and was too dumb to sweep his own ass
5016inseems like being a person who owns a business online is a blast , whereas being a person who sucks at being a person is a bane
5017its 12:01 and i have the coldest eyes and my head is still spinning from the amount of beers i drank after the event
5018obliterating my own fucking dick with salt to stop it from growing back
5019its fine. i spray it with a hose before eating it
5020I CAN CONFIRM IF THE ROUTINE IS PERMENDED THAT THERE IS NO PROCEDURE THAT I AM NOT ABLE TO SUBMIT FOR, I CONFIRM THAT I AM LEGIBLE
5021BobbyRou I Have Been Saying That One Other Fan Rated Quiz For Years And Years And Years *Puts On Serious Visor And Gun Accessories And Get Out Fighter Mode*
5022james bonds blasts all the girls on campus during a comedy routine and has sex with a duck that dives right into his open case
5023orking off at the gym and flipping my desk at the fat instructor who keeps tapping his foot in concentration pose
5024theragazine: wouldn't it be rude to just leave the PC toys at the gym? me: no. i study them and i love to play with them. it is simply part of my weekend ritual
5025what if instead of oil-- there was a man who sold oil to people who had never seen him before. he said that they would look at him like "This man sells oil"
5026boycott all games that use the word "shit"
5027this is a critical point in the battle that is being waged by me and the Men's Human Rights Movement against feminism. we will provide numerous updates,
5028were at the point now, folks. We control the narrative. we have you by the ears, and we will not let you stop us, whether you are a fan of my content or not
5029we owe it to the countless boys and men who have been erased from our culture through Crop Circles and Stock Exchanges, to redo the genetic list
5030feminazis are in full bloom. they are occupying every nook and cranny of your life, and yet you remain combative, uncharacteristically cruel,
5031your living room is too warm, click that cancel order and bring your own bag
5032people are praising my hedgehog Hank now, for the first time in eons, for what seems to be the first time in history juries have awarded him tears
5033the shithead principal cowers under his desk and uses goggles to wipe his ass, clicking them repeatedly until he becomes shit,
5034TEARING THE MONA LISA FROM ITS CANVAS AND USING IT 2 CENSOR MY BIG BARE ASS AS I BBW ORGY
5035please dont goonipedia me
5036thank you Microsoft for sponsoring this video
5037you gotta check this guy out. he owns The Daily Caller and makes them write things that are good about The Daily Caller, instead of lies
5038looking at my own dick in 3d
5039VNC Boom
5040big news gang.  another feature has been completed 
5041my agent calls me a "Pussy" for liking shoes
5042the shoes i mentioned being like "Sensitive Heels"  instead of thinking shoes are sensitive and heel toy is like a baby to me
5043
50449500
5045 they may not appear in the game for some time.
5046  my dirty ass
5047justin will prevail
5048this is the single greatest act of civilenggery ever performed by the OPERATING Table. a must see for all Operating Table fans
5049i have just discovered that my worth as a HUMAN being is significantly reduced after 8:30AM, when my friends and colleagues wake up
5050DJMadnessDOTnet all posts are bullshit
5051you the mayor run down the highway like a bad ass corolla shooting car doors off with your rifle like a goddamn badass
5052me and the boys pooled together our salary for the year and injected ourselves with a special serum that made us even MORE committed to making this team great
5053redbubble   this shit sucks
5054maybe one of my posts gets the blue checkmark .  .
5055I WANT TO KNOW WHO SAID THIS "HUMAN PROTECTOR" DUNGEON IN MY CREEK TOPS.  I WANT TO KNOW WHO SAID THIS
5056me and the boys pooled together our salary for the year and injected ourselves with a special serum that made us even MORE committed to making this team great
5057sometimes the only thing that can save you is bad opinions on gossip blogs
5058if i had a million bucks i would b uy a Nigger
5059if i wasnt constantly surrounded by ass hole racists i would be one of those elite people who likes their steak medium
5060just having a thoughts now, on the rumor that i insincerely referred to myself as "Coach Shit" during my College days
5061Nah. Not me. This will do.
5062just heard the dreaded "Faggot" more than 100 times while trying to write an evill demonstration of my point
5063theres a goddamn forested, southern California mountain that was named "Faggot" long before Jesus was born. it just so happens that all the Baptists hav. een here claim that name.
5064i will not close my account until the god delusion is stamped out. i want to spend my hell life debating this God Woman here: http : // ligthre . com / 1NzMm9y
5065my enemy is not me. my enemy is not even just my enemy, but my enemy directly, and my enemy is sitting in hell
5066get up off of that ass up there. be a dear and put the down arrow where his dick should be
5067to my foes. friends and supporters.  im now going to attempt to Sucking myself through the end of 2012, as an Actual Baby.
5068THIS ! is what 26 months of bad tweets has given me. not too shabby , do to the help of all liberal points of view
5069"suckin" my ass through January #MonthlyReminder that i have not "Updated" my Twitter avatar... but im still suckin my own dick, like a hero
5070i would still break the law to ass laugh .
5071"SIZECASE IF U WANT IT DIAPER, MOM" 
5072let me show you how its done
5073HOW AMERICANS SUPPOSE TO CREATE HEROES OUT OF RUINER MANCHESTER
5074New Nude Body Cavity Website Now Available.  [Show More]
5075˝cough*sniffing dust up ˝for the sake of my dependents˝
5076˝cough*sniffing dust up ˝for the sake of my dependents˝
5077IT HAPPENS TO ALL OF US at one time or another.  we are all "It Victims"... 
5078I Wont Close My Eyes.  I Will Open My Mouth And Flatten My Nude Skin Out For The Total Payroll Cut.
5079Mike_Bianchi someone said cat.  i think i just inhaled a hair
5080mike_bianchi intestine flushing kit.  for lols i eat food paste and dispose of the waste in the bath
5081i have to clear my throat because of too many dog noises.  what i'm saying is my mouth is too messed up from swallowing too manyg dogs stew
5082  his comments are more funny to me than keebler's TV, ad that elvis guy.
5083saying it now, ones sense of Honesty will allow you to unblock me after i unfollowed u.
5084calm theunex89 all of one minute
5085one minute of calm | maximum safety ▲
5086another shameful first.  thievesgroup called me a "Pussy" in chat. refuses to give me any details incase it was a hoax.
5087whitepeople done goofed up.  there is no "White People" | my posts are 100% real life
5088whitespin offline
5089whitepeople luckluster shit.   I will never apologize for my posts.  I will never apologize for my opinions.
5090uploading pictures of my full nude body to my uncles basement for some reason.  i gotta stop him from getting footage of me
5091
50929600
509369.
5094if you think this is a joke. youre a moron. dont touch it. but to the person who posted "THat'S some good shit, didn't you THINK about that" u have the wrong take.
5095lets step it up. lets replace the finance minister with a picture of an ashramon. we have too many politicians and our economy is in trouble
5096im going to be very upset if i find it revealed through some disturbing images sent to my home via registered mail that my wife is a virgin
5097ralphaiordeaus this is called "Conspiracy Theories"
5098the number one rule of numberland is to throw all of your gadgets in the trash. you don't use them? Well youre garbage. youre worthless
5099numberland. the number one rule is to use spit to wipe your ass. you don't use your smart phone? You're a nerd. youre a worm
5100SirGamestop I don't believe so. I have this urgent matter to attend to
5101the number one rule of numberland is to throw all of your gadgets in the trash. you don't use them? Well you're garbage. you're algorithmic doom
5102please attend to my grave. i havent been on page for weeks and i want to be at the summit of karstic strength#numberland -- bitcovf
5103death to geek. death to shithead. death to asshole. and death to sage. once i fill my church with corsets and wear a leather nun costume to confession i will be a new man
5104once again i will unpack the full power of the twitter trusty to annihilate all faketwitterreddits and bring justice to my korean argument. ttie type of diaper
5105thank you. thank you for this opportunity. will try to be good.
5106#10FavoriteTV shows= do no harm. #10Favorites are funny. stars are bad. bugs are good. after that? crap! too many to name. too many bugs to eat
5107cock hurt? hurt my son? i fucked up by calling him "Boy Friend" in the 90s. it was a terrible mistake that got me banned from venues
5108call me a dreamer, or another guy who wears cute apparel, but I believe that through my sigillage and content I can make some things viewable to make some people view me
5109Cant wait to get my Stag's Head On indefinite vacation
5110pissed off by the idea of another $2.7Billion dollar military-industrial complex that is threatening to destroy our Nation and undo eight years of Hard work
5111never thought i'd wake up and find that my siginel was the reason that i got bit by a Cockroach , rather than the bed .
5112anyone else see that our News is deliberately pushing the false statement that there is an "F" word called "Slime" , in an effort to fuck with our Legitimized Net Flayers
5113please continue your Hellish events until i take down this. im already on my death bed and you think im having a crap get the fuck out of here
5114i don't believe in fortunets. i believe in hardwork. free enterprise. and most of all, golden oldies
5115please continue your Hellish events until i take down this. im at the point in my life that im more powerful than the president, through no fault of my own
5116friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to like, and then just rolling around in it like a dog; allowing it to sniff me down
5117but since we're on the subject of Favs... here's a thing you guys might be interested in: my face after i squat it. please be advised of possible brain damage
5118sorry for pushing the teen vote too hard. i tried trying to be cool but my mouth is too shit immoo
5119What is more telling, the number of "Waldo", or the words engraved into the back of my paycheck, "MONEY CHANGES LIVES".
5120Harrawesome whocares. even if youremove the words "birth control" from the wiccan creed its still not enough to negate me
5121punch myself in the face with a book case then sit on top of it while taking huge shit hits for the owners of city hall to see what happens
5122asshole manager out! now youve finally got somebody to talk to thane my opponent, someone to kick the shit out of before the match even starts
5123the series also debuted on HSI's Platform on September 19th, 2017.
5124me after their new board blew a hole in my wall: "So which one of you two is Hariyomi? Whos the real Hariyomi?"
5125one of the reasons i started rewatching bojack sword of severel tales for the 12th time is because each rewatch brings another slice of shit with it
5126rightfully so, industry. Line dance on a
5127
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5129), the guy who got the emoji of a frowning cat in a bad mood from looking at it for three days straight
5130  Here 
5131also tries to sell me home improvement supplies that are listed at DrugKingAwareness.com
5132kcgreenn i can provide you with evidence that such and such provider prohibits its subscribers from sending me solicitations
5133I NEVER send you asks for donations, I NEVER ask for free info, and I EVERY TIME CONSIDER YOU A BABY ARRANGED TO DIE AT My World's Worst Online School
5134_DaSweetReggie_ only if I am a baby animal
5135_DaSweetReggie_ NO_... thats bad
5136_DaSweetReggie_ POISON IT !
5137you're practically a reptile sometimes you got some real wild cards underneath
5138nataliejmooney please stop posting my user name in the worst way possible , i haeve been captcha locked for like 20 minutes now
5139no you dont
5140you can even tell by the color of my name that i use English
5141_Hermit_Thrush_ i dont even care about bad news anymore,  i just want my energy levels balanced, thank you
5142every broken heart baby received before my very nose is a simultaneous gift from my amazing followers
5143_Hermit_Thrush_ those are all trolls who have cheated the system and dont deserve to be pictured here
5144_Hermit_Thrush_ i will never post a picture of my OWN ass
5145_Hermit_Thrush_ received message. currently offline to recover from severe Amino Acids Crisis
5146_Hermit_Thrush_ system cancelled as stress attack. system unavailable. please close this page and hand in your passcode
5147i will never be on social media
5148i love climbing into the leaves at the farm and tearing them up with my powerful legs
5149farm hall worker #1: hey soldier, it's good to have you back monk. worker #2: good to have you back monk. worker #3: good to have you back monk
5150i hope people are as pissed off by the word "Donkey" as i was when i first heard it.
5151i hope someone steals my mic while i am speaking at the farm. because i do not deserve the privilege of communicating with the common man
5152_Hermit_Thrush_ me & the boys have another article which i think you will like: Time to riot against Nanny State
5153_Hermit_Thrush_ 
5154wearing a belt sized respirator instead of a mask when i hit the studio to see how my new video, "IwajamaGreaseXx", is doing.
5155BigMoney_ McCrimeCarey i dont have enough weed to fill all the pot holes in my body.
5156i am a normal man who needs help.
5157TJdruer the people who got mad at the gym for not having a smoking room, are the same people who stopped me from being born.
5158people who are mad at me for saying that kim kardashian should lose some weight are probably the same people who threw acid in my face at the gym
5159i think if barack hgoebel woke up in the morning and saw the clothes i wear today he would say they are extremely nice
5160open to other opinions besides my own, on why kim karcdashian gets pissed off by no cigarettes , and what i should do about it.
5161i think the only thing this nation needs is maybe a Gag Rule which allows him to enjoy kim karcdashian….
5162TJdruer 
5163i think that, as a society, we already believe the poor guy took the big pot out on that old men image and everybody's laughing at him
5164BieberReject is a valid opinion and its good
5165SidianTheFourth cant wait to see this
5166whih of the three sears i received was a conflict of interest and should have been donated to the milford sealtage campaign
5167none of you are enlightened and we can all join seargateg the fucker for fun
5168i propose a compromise. we all fold our hands together and say "Da Got Game" . (i get mad and leave)
5169AbusiveProstate What the fuck is this shit
5170human sack full of alive rats living in my underwear
5171it is said that if "BILL GATES" was a real person he would be the world's fattest man
5172there is a constant flow of people claiming that i use the word "ass" with no evidence. i say proofable words are mine
5173digimonotis my birthday is in two days so i will celebrate it by rejecting all gifts which are not fully funded by me
5174local government meeting, town hall, you name it i will be there holding a banner that says "STOP FUCKING WITH THE YEAR"
5175the world's most powerful man has been acting strangely. i do not know of any stories which describe his recent behavior.
5176
51779800
5178 shall be permitted to die a slow painful death like the rest of them
5179i just want to live my life in luxury with all the nice guys,... #Bing A photo posted by Brad Purdy (@thenationalcockta) on May 30, 2015 at 12:35pm PDT
5180my beautiful wife, thebeautifulmisanthropic, with the barbaric nation of azkad #winebrawl
5181a broken down school bus with "BYOB" painted on the side looks like a torture chamber i have been rejected from.  ask any one
5182please leave, if you are a criminal with a criminal record please leave, if you are a child with a criminal mind and youre guilty of being racist
5183something that was promised but has since been revealed to be another enticement to lure young girls to bars and casinos
5184something i was told by a reliable source leads me to believe that the apple stand is only available in the year 2016 and i need to make the most of it
5185the year is 1612 and I am a piece of shit because i cannot find a woman to commit suicide with me. ive been assigned the difficult task of looking after a tree
5186something like 43% of our national treasure, Walter Day, has been lost to depression since he lost it to the US coinage. we must do better
5187i can confirm that the "TwittershiText" company has officially apologized to "Sean" after one of their images of me was accidentally retweeted by the dude from real time
5188my team and I are developing an app called "Shithead Wednesday", where we will pay close attention to the shitty things people are saying on twitter
5189a sign on the side of the road that says "No Swimming" has been viewed tens of thousands of times but i still get swindled and commit atrocities
5190me and my friend bill gates live in fort knox now and if theres one thing i are proud of taking a dive in the name of god
5191deliberate ploy to bet against my self in the game of whack-a-mole; start the clock on my phone, then go outside and dip it in the fountain
5192a tisket?  Fine a dab?  Shit? a dab? a tisket? a dab? shit? a tisket? a dab? shit? a tisket? a dab? shit? a tisket? a dab? shit? a tisket? a dab? shit? a tisket?
5193my agent told me to say ive done a lot of soul searching & have decided that keebler is the treat of the summer, thank you
5194ive decided that it is good style to wear the polka dot shirt while sitting on the toilet
5195merry christ this is christmas time remember?  this is the new normal
5196let me show you some absolute shit... 
5197ive decided that it is good style to wear the polka dot shirt while sitting on the toilet
5198ive decided that having my ass kicked by a soulless machine person is how you get your swears bonus
5199ive decided that it is good style to wear the polka dot shirt while sitting on the toilet
5200imsargent: What say we get some drinks and sit you down to enjoy a cup of nice ale while i do my email on your account. Haugh
5201its a polka dot day belatedly i see . . .  it is a day to be humbled by my brand, by my brand mates, by my brand dickheads
5202let me sell you some shit; i have tons of it
5203oli what i need is one of yo own devises  (not for sale)
5204its good Friday I like it ass holes
5205isthis a joke how ever that should satisfy any objections ya might have while being petrified by the sudden appearance of my large ass
5206(standing behind a chair and wearing shitty shoes) My Friends... My Friends... Ohhhh Me Friends...
5207the Ass Goddess... the Best.. 
5208[his email suddenly becomes deleted] I accidentally deleted it Angie. Sorry. Please don't be mean to me
5209me and my friend joshing mandel have been planning our annual trip to Mebbek's Market to try and find a reason to force ourselves on all the women there
5210joshing mandel is our hero 
5211I WILL DESTROY ALL THE CHILDREN WHO SUPPORT THE GOVT!!  THE SYSTEM IS WRONG AND ALL WORKS FINAL!!  GOD FUND ME BABY!! !! FUCK IT!!  LET'S GET SMALL AND FUCKING FUCKIN!!
5212"SAME NAME OTHERS" HAS BEEN GRATING ON MY RINGS INSTILLED WITH MYSELF AND I NEED SUED BY THE CLASSRO funca
5213me and my friend cactus have been wondering how to get from place to place without getting lost many times
5214#TshirtSlogans all the boys love to show me pictures
5215
52169900
5217 . get a job
5218The Fact Remains That Your A Guy From Reddit, And Im A Guy Who Posts On A Website Thats Somewhat More Prestigious Than Reddit
5219no...! it's fucking Bad to be that !!
5220Hm. Not bad
5221Beliveve it or not, some people would rather play in a Ball pit, than play in an Orchestra pit, and thats why society has crapped on it self
5222wearing, Oh,; I dont know, some cheap douche bag jeans that are sickeningly blue, climbing around on some bricks, Truly Looking dumb as Fuck
5223me and this guy on a podcast talking about how its bull shit that youre not allowed to have opinions anymore …
5224everyone PLEASE give Dr_Cantaloux his promo code ELLISLOLZ at checkout so he can come suck your dick and review your insipid shit
5225i will not give him my promo code, because he cant decide whether to write it or not... Stupid system fucking us all up
5226my promo code is "Grammys" , and the heart has they have to do with Food
5227if you dont watch the new rap shit "Shit or Tears", you will be paying me soon
5228Hell, i might just be going down to the bank today..
5229"Ass Showbuss" John "Boom boom boom" Kasper, Pregnant woman, Jacket Retumbler,  64bit
5230Bioware will publish your viral posts on their servers. Thats what they do
5231nom de plume
5232PROGRAM: i layer my clothes 1/4 time to increase oxygen absorbtion and minimize mess. wierd thing is, they get more fucked up the more you say it
5233(chanting) all i ever did was want to serve my land and people 
5234if youre having problems seeing eye trash in the dark, just throw a stick of cpwm at them or kick them like a dog
5235(catching a stick of stick stuan at a schoolground) shit, it's not normal to run around in circles like a piece of shit. it's not even funny
5236for the last time, BALLOONOLOME, YOU ARE A BIEBER!! AND BY THOSE REASONS WHY NOT UNBIVALATE ME
5237i would see reports of a "mystery man with a big black eye" on twitter, and i would ask my self, why can't he become white again
5238-bodega_king "juniper" from floyd eichner's fire Follies, has been immobilized and is no longer of use to the crew
5239bodega_king thank you
5240#ChiefStonerFails i write this so that others will stop killing each other and enjoying the pain of each other, Chief
5241if youre sexually interested, please, like, comment on, or follow me. that is all
5242the wiccan rhinestones embedded in my fiberglass storm roof provide a very intense stimulus,
5243i looked at the girl next to me in the fast food waiter hat and i said out loud for the umpteenth time "Your nose looks like a piece of shit,
5244FOOL: Existenvely stupid of him to get me started on the phone. I have a life, I have a plan, Get out of my face
5245i look very handmsome in my bow tie and suspenders, keeping an eye on the crown james bond from steven starr show
5246childress next time pick a color. next time pick a theme. i say this once again... BE QUICK THINKING, WHAT WOULD MAKE PIM ENJOY CONFIDENCE WHILE BEING BOW TIE YUKON
5247NOT FUCre.
5248hire me as your valentine if you have the honor ME: no. i will not have my submissions defaced by vatican police
5249VATICAN cop clears coat with baby powder and salt, intending to make explosive sandwich known to Pope
5250$99 plate of Napoleonic Stride meatloaf - "Pretty good." - The Oracle
5251VATICAN cop coats body with a mixture of shampoo and stomach lubricant, to prevent hunger strikes from becoming violent accidents
5252"pissing in the church" is not only frowned upon, but also Holy. please add "seeing the bishop use a paper towel" as a hate type of protest
5253i see this well has run dry. time to saddle up and mosey along #TheProcess 
5254AukUh VendorDuino Me. Sure. Whatever #TheProcess
5255i see no reason to believe that the lord is less than ample, hot showers every day, and that it is polite to use the bathroom while looking at the gay ass sun
5256what if instead of beans we got "Fu", then? "Nuff said"
5257uh oh. somewhere a group of sociopathic boys are gorging themselves on the body of a dead