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1plot twist, harry wakes up, welcome back says the doctor, you’ve been in a coma for 8 years, you ran face first into a wall,
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3deletes your messages off my phone to symbolically delete you out of my life,
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5if unvaccinated kids wores pants would they wear them, like this, or like this,
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7how’s life, I’m not very good at it, but it doesn’t matter,
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9when the beat drops and the 3 percent african you found out about on ancestry dot com comes out,
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11people who back into parking spots just want attention,
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13family dinner,
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15someone, eats, stalin, wait, that’s illegal,
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17bork, jesus you did me the real big frighten,
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19little girl mistakes water heater for robot welcomes it to earth hugs it is great,
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21me, uses facts and logic to prove that vaccines are good for you, anti-vaxxers, stop violating me with your different opinion,
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23airport worker, sorry but liquids aren’t allowed, me, drinking a bottle of shampoo in one gulp, airport worker,
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25youtubers, a 15,000 dollar gaming computer with 64 gigabytes ram, fortnite,
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27Lol I didn’t know japan had a youtube channel, trap nation,
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29being happy in life, remembering that I have school on monday,
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31I’m not surprised jeff bezos started seeing a woman who was close with his wife, classic amazon if you like this here’s something similar you might like,
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33whoever designed these lego bags deserves a pay rise,
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35hashtag 10 year challenge, year 7 to uni, let me see your ears,
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37me, signs into my google account on a new device, google, wait, that’s illegal,
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39some say that andrew garfield was the best spider man, some say it’s tom holland, but deep down we all know that han solo and shrek have the same outfit,
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41easy to swallow pills, minecraft has more monthly players than fortnite,
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43man spends whole day dreading fun activity he signed up for, me irl,
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45a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, they used phillips head screws,
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47air from BTS concert, air is from front row, rare air, 11,250 dollars,
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49if you don’t know the difference between there their and they’re your a idiot, ironic,
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51what if we used 0 percent of the brain, why fortnite is game of the year 2018 already,
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53when you’re extinct but fuel made from your dead body is responsible for the destruction of the entire planet,
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55hey 7 news I have a scoop, hi michael would you mind telling us the details, ice cream scoop,
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57when you try signing up for a website and get a message saying you already have an account, I have no memory of this place,
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59send me pussy, vegina, vagina you mean, your toilet body part, he is speaking the language of gods,
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61I just realized when your phone autocorrects to ducking it means crouching down and has nothing to do with ducks, how did I forget that was a real word,
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63source 1,
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65I can be in my bed and still be busy you know, busy gathering strength,
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67go boy chase the ball, heh heh stupid dog, go son, create an ethical system under capitalism, heh heh stupid kid,
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69hey man it’s been a long time how are you doing, me, listen I need a favor,
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71dang girl if you weren’t a figment of my imagination I’d want to have your baby,
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73good night, say it back,
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75holds door open for male friend, ladies first, third grade nibbas,
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77would you like to add extra cheese for only 198 dollars,
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79headphones with wires have saved millions of phones from hitting the ground,
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81husband, honey where is our puppy, wife, she’s out with that black lab again, husband, slams paws, what,
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83man attacks lion and tickles his nuts, anyone else on a random video streak, no I intentionally searched for man attacks lion and tickles his nuts,
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85breaking news, donald trump on iraq tell eye-cis do the stanky leg, mike pence, ice is gay it’s just boner water,
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87you’re now chatting with a random stranger, say hi, you both like meemes, you, sla doesn’t have an image editing software, stranger, sal, you, so he goes on omegle but he meets you a person who does not understand the meeme instead, making you tonight’s biggest loser, you have disconnected, destruction 100,
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89into radio, hello chief, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
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91swedish TV accidentally puts subtitles from a kid’s show over a political debate and it’s brilliant, I will build the best sand castle in the galaxy, he’s got my vote,
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93website, this video is not available in your country, my VPN, this is america,
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95have y’all ever seen a pancake on a rabbit lmao,
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97when the idiot behind is following too closely but they have no idea you were an expert on mario kart,
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99when you remove your dog’s balls but it’s still able to pee, hmm,
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101soldier, has rash on leg, civil war doctor,
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103how do make tuna salad, what, where buy tuna salad, grandma this isn’t google, this is texting, mayonnaise, old people 100,
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105sasuke, literally everyone,
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107so I heard you were interested in a modelling career,
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109sal doesn’t have any arms to choke sasuke with making him tonight’s biggest loser,
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111every US president’s favorite chair, I bet kennedy doesn’t like convertibles now,
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113shaggy, also shaggy, surprise you fucking moron it’s still fucking shaggy,
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115if an egg can get 34 million likes how many can we get this pic,
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117pikachu look out there’s a creeper, oh no, he has his airpods in,
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119eddit, r, esponsibilities,
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121hero, I can’t get any stronger, it’s impossible, mentor, you can do it if you just believe it in your heart, hero, shit negro that’s all you had to say,
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123turning your monitor around to find the USB port, googling a picture of the back of your monitor to find the USB port,
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125when you find someone who is just as dead inside as you are,
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127me, signs in on a different device, google,
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129man put them greens in her ass and let’s go I got places to be,
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131just saw on facebook that a girl I went to high school with married some guy despite writing love you 4 eva in my yearbook and not talking to me for the last 15 years, real nice brenda,
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133when the ride isn’t even over yet and you already want to speak to the manager,
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135french government, slightly annoys the people, french people,
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137well fuck, we’ll, speech 100,
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139soulja boy, apple developers, soulja pod blueprints,
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141FBI, we need to start updating our facial recognition database, facebook, we could do a 10 year challenge and users will do it for you, FBI,
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143are you just gonna scroll past without saying howdy,
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145me, sees dope meeme, my brain, releases dope-a-meeme,
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147how come this otter looks like he’s about to guide me on a quest,
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149kids after they win a game, ez,
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151australia, emus, emus,
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153dog saves owner’s life by lying on him for 24 hours in the freezing cold, a michigan man who slipped and broke his neck outdoors in freezing conditions survived lying in snow for nearly 24 hours thanks to his dog who kept him warm through the night and barked the help,
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155be careful who you call ugly in middle school, was 79 dollars and 99 cents, now 79 dollars and 99 cents,
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157in finnish these are called pyykkipojat which translates literally as laundry boys, laundry boys, laundry boys,
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159vaping is less harmful than cigarettes, teens, nicotine addiction,
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161how I’mma propose to my future wife,
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163when the cold butter rips apart your bread, I have a question, for god, why,
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165just at work, tripping on acid,
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167when the class average for a test was 90 percent but you got a 9 percent, do not break down,
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169it may not look like it but ya boy going through a lot right now,
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171teacher, nobody going to lunch until everyone be quiet, fourth grade me, everybody shut the fuck up,
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173aliens, we should check earth for intelligent forms of life, earth, a bowl of hennessy for my new goldfish,
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175oh fuckles, I forgot to pick up carl,
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177dutch people going for a walk like,
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179jesus, man cannot live on bread alone, france,
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181emergency alert, flash flood warning this area til 8:45 PM, avoid flood areas, 
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183making fun of your partner can make your relationship stronger according to study, at blake lively listen here idiot,
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1852018, did you have good year, yes, what did it cost, everything,
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187thanos, snaps finger, spiderman, dies, marvel, makes a new spiderman movie, thanos, am I a joke to you,
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189netflix, are you still watching, me, x-files theme playing,
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191no one, fish in grocery stores,
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193when you’re winning the argument with facts and they start attacking you personally instead of addressing the topic,
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195man gets tired of sitting in traffic hacks into electronic billboard to stream porn, they think you’re some kind of god,
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197what the fuck my uber driver doin’ lmfao, meet at the pickup point,
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19910 year challenge, pika chew,
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201I made facebook, I made apple, I made microsoft, bitches please I made scramble egg without moms help,
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203fans, sports games releasing the same game every year but changing the number,
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205my space tom, 2008, 2018,
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207me and my friends, our shitty group project,
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209when you’re home alone and you hear someone say zoinks scoob from downstairs, current objective, survive,
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211omg watch out titanic the iceberg is coming, oh no it has air pods in it can’t hear us,
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213after sex fortnite session, actually quantum mechanics forbids this,
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215heh not bad thanos man, you made me use 10 percent of my power,
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217I legit could not believe my eyes when this taxi came to pick me up last night, you better fuckin believe I hopped in, fake taxi,
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219cute doggo, exists, me,
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221me to the teacher, will I be punished for something I didn’t do, teacher, no why, me, I didn’t do the homework, outstanding move,
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223studying throughout the year, studying the day before the exam, studying during the exam, studying after the exam,
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225that’s why babies are born without teeth,
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227I forgot, I 4-got, 
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229cookies, grandma, me,
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231teachers, students who pack up 10 seconds early,
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233I said sicko mode or mo bamba,
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235when 4:20 rolls around but your phone is at 68 percent, we were on the verge of greatness, we were this close,
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237students, today we’ll watch a movie, make sure to take notes,
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239remember this kid, this is him now,
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241417, no smoking, 418, no smoking,  419, no smoking,  420, 421, no smoking, 422, no smoking,
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243the instagram comments section since the instagram likes record was broken, at world record tangerine, at world record basketball, at world record pickle, at world record potato, at world record avocado, at world record orange, me,
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245when you make a meeme in europe, looks like I’m about to break the law,
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247upon opening up the treadmill his crimes were revealed,
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249she cheated on me so I keyed her car, bitch cheated on wolverine,
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2516 pm, 8:20 pm,
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253shrek and han solo dress the same, me, normal conversation,
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255spongebob I see him, what where, what’s he doing, uh he’s just standing there menacingly,
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257this is why I hate video games it appeals to the male fantasy, how long would you like to sleep, 8 hours,
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259mom, because I said so, logic,
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261hentai, pearl harbor,
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263when you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table, you, your brother, the guest, android apps, allow calculator to make and manage phone calls,
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265mister krabs, the trucks coming, oh my god he has soulja-pods USB bluetooth ear hook control button in, he can’t hear us, oh my god,
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267ottoman empire 1518, ottoman empire 1918,
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269when your waitress says enjoy your food and you say you too,
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271really good, still single, ha-ha who’s that, looks like he’s having trouble, oh that’s you trying to climb out the friend zone,
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273luke wait, I forgot to tell you your father is darth vader and he is going to chop your arm off, fuck, wearing airpods he is,
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275me when she messages wanna smash, me when she messages wanna smash, you can play as donkey kong,
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277successful people, unsuccessful people, people who give your pens back,
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279facebook trying to win back the youth with upcoming lol app focused on funny videos and gifs, how do you do fellow kids,
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281fortnite players, gaming community, you people are a circus,
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283when you use the word thus in an essay,
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285cell phone charging station, NSA, you know you want to try it,
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287when it’s january 18th but no one is talking about the 148th anniversary of the unification of the german states, sad prussian noises,
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289where’s my fucking super suit,
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291wait, that’s illegal,