7xV3DdwW

1+
21
3+
41
5+
66
7)
8= 19
9(impressive)
10Momo: rolling 7d6
11(
124
13+
145
15+
163
17+
183
19+
202
21+
226
23+
244
25)
26= 27
27Someone: rolling 5d6
28(
294
30+
311
32+
336
34+
356
36+
374
38)
39= 21
40rolling 5d6
41(
425
43+
446
45+
461
47+
485
49+
505
51)
52= 22
53the girls performance gains a lot of support from the crowd! their endearing and cute personality is trumping your finesse and jazz for the soul, if it keeps up it will be a one sided victory!
54
55Momo just focuses on playing and not much else
56Someone: (Roll me again)
57Aliyah: rolling 7d6
58(
596
60+
615
62+
633
64+
656
66+
671
68+
692
70+
716
72)
73= 29
74Someone: (Jazz for the soul)
75
76Aliyah begins blasting through a baritone solo, leaning back and moving with the music
77Momo: rolling 7d6
78(
793
80+
812
82+
833
84+
854
86+
874
88+
894
90+
913
92)
93= 23
94Someone: rolling 5d6
95(
963
97+
983
99+
1005
101+
1024
103+
1042
105)
106= 17
107Aliyah solo is so smooth that she might have indirectly impregnated someone with such sexy music
108Someone: (Does she gyrate her hips to the sound of the music)
109Aliyah: (at some points probably)
110Aliyah's magnificent solo makes people go look at her at a much more higher rate than the idol group
111you're getting the advantage! you might be able to win this!
112Someone: (One last skill roll)
113Aliyah: rolling 7d6
114(
1153
116+
1172
118+
1192
120+
1212
122+
1233
124+
1256
126+
1271
128)
129= 19
130Momo: rolling 7d6
131(
1326
133+
1345
135+
1364
137+
1383
139+
1403
141+
1426
143+
1441
145)
146= 28
147Someone: rolling 5d6
148(
1495
150+
1516
152+
1532
154+
1552
156+
1572
158)
159= 17
160Aliyah: (3 sixes combined :^) )
161now It's Momo's solo, as he goes off script and ends the song with a lengthy and complicated drum solo that makes everyone cheer for him!
162now it's up to the judge to decide
163Aliyah: (a true buddy rich)
164Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "NOZOMI CHAN, NICO CHAN, YOU REALLY STEPPED YOUR GAME FROM LAST TIME, REALLY PROUD OF YOU, HOWEVER, WHILE IT WAS A REALLY NICE SONG"
165"CMON, IT'S NOT EVEN WINTER SEASON YET, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?"
166"I FEEL YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE COMFORTABLE IN YOUR HOME TURF OF NEVADO, BUT ALL ARTIST HAVE TO ASPIRE TO WORK IN ANY LOCATION THAT IT'S SERVED TO THEM"
167
168Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound points towards you "AND TO YOU"
169Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "I LOVE THIS NEW STYLE YOU GUYS ARE PURSUING, THIS FAST PACED JAZZ IS REALLY MY STYLE, AND YOU REALLY EXUDE THAT AIR OF A GROUP OF FOLK THAT JUST MET AND DECIDED TO MAKE MUSIC"
170"YOU PASS THIS ROUND, AND ENTER THE SEMI FINALS, CONGRATULATIONS"
171"I HOPE TO SEE MORE OF THIS WICKED GNARLY TAKE ON JAZZ"
172Momo: "Huh...Guess that's a win then."
173
174Aliyah bows
175the crowd cheers for you as the idol group goes off-stage some of the girls are crying, poor things
176Macuoxihitil: "Huh"
177you're back at the green room, when you're informed who your next opponent will be, a Lich Hip Hop artist from Kinzoku shi, real supervillian in the making
178Macuoxihitil: "Okay, we won one, we can win another"
179Momo: "I mean we've at least got a chance."
180Macuoxihitil: "Okay, we can't use the same song"
181"Let's see if lightning strikes twice"
182what song do you pick?
183Momo: (uhhhhh)
184(what, flowering night?)
185Macuoxihitil: (your choice)
186Momo: (Jazz?)
187Aliyah: (discord)
188an hour later
189Macuoxihitil: "What kind of goddamn improv is this, and why are we getting such good material"
190Momo: "I'm just doing what's coming naturally since drinking the potion."
191Someone: "You guys are up"
192Aliyah: "It just feels right to hold in my hands."
193Once again you all get up and head to the stage, before you a lich lounges in a hovering chair, with a metal mask on his face, and a pair of sunglasses where his eyesocktets would be, with the robe on him, somehow making him look fat, despite the drab look, he seems completely in control of the situation as he sticks a mic to his hand like ponytails on bobbleops
194without further introduction, you're all ready to go, as the lich gets a beat and starts singing ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weWTuvdL-LQ )
195Someone: \desc
196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31w01j8NCcw
197the lich's smooth vocals hit hard the audience as they cheer him on, meanwhile your audience while still there, is smaller that the rapper
198Someone: (Roll skill)
199Aliyah: rolling 7d6
200(
2013
202+
2032
204+
2055
206+
2074
208+
2096
210+
2112
212+
2135
214)
215= 27
216Momo: rolling 7d6
217(
2181
219+
2204
221+
2221
223+
2246
225+
2265
227+
2284
229+
2304
231)
232= 25
233Someone: rolling 6d6
234(
2356
236+
2373
238+
2396
240+
2414
242+
2432
244+
2452
246)
247= 23
248your audience start getting shorter and shorter, as the man's verse and lyrics are just too solid, you gotta get the upper hand somehow!
249roll again
250Momo: rolling 7d6
251(
2523
253+
2541
255+
2566
257+
2586
259+
2602
261+
2621
263+
2641
265)
266= 20
267Aliyah: rolling 7d6
268(
2696
270+
2712
272+
2733
274+
2754
276+
2774
278+
2795
280+
2811
282)
283= 25
2846d6
285Someone: rolling 6d6
286(
2876
288+
2896
290+
2915
292+
2936
294+
2953
296+
2974
298)
299= 30
300(Whoa)
301Momo: (nothing I could do)
302(I tied him on the first roll and nothing happened)
303(online bullshit tactics)
304Someone: (Oh shit, you did)
305(Didn't notice that)
306Aliyah: (are you saying we roll 6d6)
307Momo: (no)
308(he typed desc instead of roll)
309Aliyah: (ah)
310Your passionate drums start reverberating in the crowd, as you start to end up being tied, a bra hits you in the face as it falls down to the floor, hope Aila didn't notice that
311One last roll
312Aliyah: (it was hers :^) )
313rolling 7d6
314(
3153
316+
3173
318+
3195
320+
3215
322+
3236
324+
3256
326+
3272
328)
329= 30
330Momo: rolling 7d6
331(
3325
333+
3341
335+
3365
337+
3382
339+
3403
341+
3422
343+
3443
345)
346= 21
347Someone: rolling 6d6
348(
3496
350+
3516
352+
3532
354+
3554
356+
3573
358+
3591
360)
361= 22
362and now It's Aliyah's turn to shine, her smooth sounds are too powerful to control as stardust falls on her, looking ten times sexier that she actually is, as the spotlight gets focused on her playing, the spectral saxophone shining gold
363in the end, after starting as the underdogs of the battle, you're now squarely in the middle of the skeletal rapper in the levels of audience
364Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "HMM I SEE, I SEE"
365"THIS ONE IS REALLY HARD"
366"MASTER DOOM, YOUR LYRICS AND VERSES ARE JUST AS STRONG AS THE FIRST TIME YOU CAME HERE"
367"HOWEVER, THIS SONG, WHILE JUST AS AMAZING AS ALL OF THEM, PALES IN COMPARISION TO YOUR OTHER HITS"
368"MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO JUGGLE BEING A MUSICIAN AND A SUPERVILLIAN MOB BOSS AT THE SAME TIME?"
369"BESIDES, WE MUST LET OLD TALENT ALLOW THE NEWER KIDS ON THE BLOCK TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES"
370
371Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound looks at you "WHICH MAKES ME SEGWAY INTO YOU GUYS"
372Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "REAL NICE, I'M LOVING IT, TOUGH IT FEELS LIKE YOU SHOULD DO WELL WITH A PIANO ACCOMPANYING YOUR MELODIES, I KNOW YOU'RE STILL GREENHORNS, BUT I CAN'T LISTEN TO SUCH A GREAT SONG AND BE THINKING "IT WOULD BE BETTER IF I COUL AD SOMETHING ELSE" NOW WOULD I"
373"HOWEVER, YOUR SOLO PERFORMANCE ADD TO THE GROUP AS A WHOLE TOGETHER, LIKE IF EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN STYLE THAT MIXES PERFECTLY BETWEEN EACH OTHER"
374"THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING TO THE FINAL!"
375"CONGRATULATIONS"
376
377Momo looks mildly surprised "I thought it would be closer..."
378everyone cheers you on, as the rich disappears from sight in a cloud of smoke
379Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "REMEMBER, TRY TO NOT PLAY SONGS THAT WOULD REQUIRE INSTRUMENTS THAT YOU LACK, OR AT THE VERY LEAST, INSTRUMENTS THAT TAKE IF THERE, WOULD TAKE CENTER STAGE EASILY"
380Aliyah: (i need to eat food at some point desu)
381Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (What are you waiting for, just say it)
382(Not like I stopped Foron or Yuki from having to eat)
383Aliyah: (uuuuuuuuh we were playing a game?)
384(why would I say I need to eat in the middle of rolls)
385Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (go eat, no problem)
386(I'll go grab some grub myself then)
387(Actually)
388(I think this is a good place to end it before the final battle)
389Momo: (kthen)
390(time to spend several hours tuning an 86 for no reason)
391you sit in the green room as you all wait for the clock to tell you it's your time to shine
392Macuoxihitil: "I've never won this thing..."
393"Holy hell were those skeletons bad in comparison to you guys"
394Momo: "I guess volunteers offer more variety in a way."
395Macuoxihitil: "Yeah..."
396"Well, it's time to face the stage"
397you all get up even before the guy calls you in, this is it, showtime...
398Kale (GM): didya rike it
399Momo: (it seems a bit odd, but I guess)
400(I'm not exactly learned on music, so for me I'm just sort of lost)
401Kale (GM): eh
402as long as you liked it
403Aliyah: (madvillian was a good pic desu)
404Kale (GM): hey
405hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
406heyo
407Yuki: gayo
408rekt
409Kale (GM): rolling d420
410(
411151
412)
413= 151
414Yuki: rolling d420!
415(
416254
417)
418= 254
419rolling 4d20!
420(
4211
422+
42313
424+
42515
426+
42710
428)
429= 39
430Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
431(
4322
433+
43410
435+
4367
437+
4385
439)
440= 24
441Aliyah: rolling 4d20
442(
44313
444+
44512
446+
44715
448+
4492
450)
451= 42
452rolling d420
453(
45477
455)
456= 77
457Kale (GM): kawaii?
458boy oh boy
459Kawaii: sorry desu
460a wild relative appeared
461Kale (GM): Did you shout at them in autistic rage
462Kawaii: the one who appears once a year with little warning
463so no
464and one of my only relatives who I like
465Kale (GM): okay then
466I assume everyone's here
467Momo: rolling d420!
468(
469120
470)
471= 120
472rolling 4d20!
473(
47414
475+
47614
477+
47814
479+
4806
481)
482= 48
483Kale (GM): and no incredible coincidence will stop this trainwreck
484you're going towards the finals, sitting in the green room as Mac looks at the ceiling
485Someone: "Uh, your final opponent will be... Mr. Antonnin"
486a roadie says from the door before leaving "Good luck"
487Macuoxihitil: "So..."
488"This is where our winning streak ends"
489Momo: "Is it?"
490Macuoxihitil: "Sergei Antonnin Meguro, a Composer from the border of Kusa No Oka, currently 600 years old, and the guy who taught me how to play guitar"
491"His music is so potent, it creates hallucinations in people, and has been catalogued as a weapon by researchers"
492"I'm not sad if we lose, we already got pretty far anyways"
493Momo: "We'll just do our best as usual."
494Macuoxihitil: "Yeah...honestly this whole thing got me like a curve ball, I'm glad you stopped me, otherwise it would have been another failed festival"
495
496Macuoxihitil gets up "Everyone ready?"
497Momo: "Sure thing."
498
499Lena Anasova grabs her instrument. "Sure."
500
501Aliyah stands up "There's still a chance we can win. No reason not to play our hearts out."
502Macuoxihitil: "Yeah...let's show them what we're all about!"
503you can sense a newfound confidence in Mac's words and a developed trust in all of you
504as you all get to the stage, you realize some things have changed, for once, the crowd is not in the middle of the two stages, but actually on the sides, sitting patiently, not a single sound being hear, Turbohead is now sitting in a golden throne, instead of just sitting cross-legged like he was before, and his shape has changed from a grungy metal goat demon, to a golden plated, well dressed metal goat demon, the stages, while still almost spartan like in their creation, are now covered in a red carpet each, and the size has greatly expanded
505Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Welcome, to the final stage of the tournament!"
506clapping can be heard from all sides, until it dies down softly
507Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Usually there are not many changes to the scenery, but considering that our contestants have rose above their challengers with class and smoothness, it felt wrong that our stage didn't portray exactly just that"
508"Now, unlike previous rules, The performers will not play at the same time, but rather one shall play their melody, and the other shall start once his contestant ends, that way, everyone will be able to hear and judge these champions in complete clearness"
509"Of course at the end, the judgment shall pass on to me..."
510"Now, on one side, winner of the previous contest, Sergei Antonnin Meguro, and a roaving Orchestra"
511
512Sergei Antonnin Meguro bows as the entire group of demons and skellys does the same, in perfect unison
513Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "On the other side, Complete underdog and fan favorite, Cosmic rift"
514
515Momo bows as much as he can from his sitting position
516
517Macuoxihitil bows as well
518
519Aliyah strikes a pose
520the multitude claps strongly before it dies out
521Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Now, we shall begin with, the senior of the contest taking lead, please Meguro-sama, proceed"
522complete silence as the well dressed skeleton man faces his orchestra and before speaking into a microphone "This piece is called "Rise and fall of the forgotten kingdom, thank you"
523the music starts playing, as there is a complete symphony of instruments, all creating a perfect cone of hearing and precision playing, and already, you can feel there's something wrong
524for one, it shouldn't snow in the dessert, yet snowflaked are falling...
525no matter that, it feels cold now, but not usual dessert cold, the cold of ice, the sand is turning white
526Macuoxihitil: "This is it, the greatest melody turned into weapon"
527the stadium starts to crumble the sand dunes start to grow heavily, more snow, there's no stadium now, you don't even have instruments
528since when were you a knight of the order of Aukaub? wait you've always been a knight in order to serve him, he wanted to create a new kingdom, and he promised to make you a ruler
529he called powerful mages to his aid too, and the pay was good, now the final battle lies in this rickety old bridge
530Long forgotten Knight: "You shall fall in this bridge! that is our order, and that is what will happen to you"
531Macuoxihitil: "Wait...what's even happening?"
532Aukaub: "My men, the final battle lays ahead! defeat them and this kingdom shall be ours"
533Momo: "You've got me, I have no idea."
534Lena Anasova: "A... battle?"
535Momo: "Not sure if it's an illusion or some powerful magic."
536Macuoxihitil: "This is the power of his music it seems"
537"The rise and fall of the forgotten kingdom"
538"This must be it's rise"
539
540Macuoxihitil takes off his sword "If we must fight then lets!"
541
542Momo draws his own "It's better than standing dumbfounded I guess."
543
544Lena Anasova prepares her Sovnya.
545Initiative
546Lena Anasova: rolling 2d6
547(
5482
549+
5501
551)
552= 3
553(I guess?))
554(or is it 6d6?))
555(eh it's 6d6)
556rolling 6d6
557(
5585
559+
5602
561+
5623
563+
5642
565+
5661
567+
5683
569)
570= 16
571Aliyah: rolling 3d6
572(
5735
574+
5751
576+
5776
578)
579= 12
580Momo: rolling 4d6
581(
5823
583+
5844
585+
5863
587+
5886
589)
590= 16
591Macuoxihitil: rolling 4d6
592(
5936
594+
5951
596+
5975
598+
5996
600)
601= 18
602rolling 3d6
603(
6046
605+
6066
607+
6081
609)
610= 13
611rolling 2d6
612(
6135
614+
6155
616)
617= 10
618
619Aukaub gives rising words to everyone adjacent to him (+2 drama dice for you to use)
620Aukaub: "Go on, give chase! we shall do this with our strength!"
621does a dash to hit the first knight in his sight
622
623Macuoxihitil does a dash to hit the first knight in his sight
624Macuoxihitil: rolling 6d6
625(
6263
627+
6283
629+
6306
631+
6323
633+
6344
635+
6363
637)
638= 22
639Long forgotten Knight: rolling 3d6
640(
6415
642+
6434
644+
6454
646)
647= 13
648dispatches of the first knight with a strong cut, but the force makes the bridge shake with force moving everyone to the one square south
649Aliyah, roll agility to stay on the bridge
650Aliyah: rolling 3d6
651(
6521
653+
6541
655+
6566
657)
658= 8
659(lel)
660you barely hang on as the mysterious man grabs a hold of you and doesn't lets you go
661One knight however, isn't so lucky and falls to the bottomless pit
662Aliyah's turn
663
664Aliyah gets up and dusts herself up off before pointing her staff at the nearest minion "Shooting star!"
665Aliyah: rolling 7d6
666(
6671
668+
6691
670+
6714
672+
6736
674+
6753
676+
6772
678+
6794
680)
681= 21
682(nice)
683Long forgotten Knight: rolling 3d6
684(
6851
686+
6872
688+
6896
690)
691= 9
692
693Long forgotten Knight defends itself from the blow
694Lena Anasova: (hmm)
695Lena's turn
696
697Lena Anasova spins her sovnya (ranged attack)
698Lena Anasova: rolling 6d6
699(
7001
701+
7025
703+
7041
705+
7066
707+
7086
709+
7102
711)
712= 21
713Long forgotten Knight: rolling 3d6
714(
7156
716+
7174
718+
7191
720)
721= 11
722(Which one)
723Lena Anasova: (one in front of me I guess)
724gets stabbed in the chest with the icicle and falls to his death from the bridge
725Momo's turn
726Momo: (hmmm)
727
728Momo goes for a vertical cut with his sword's wind element
729Momo: rolling 6d6
730(
7312
732+
7331
734+
7355
736+
7371
738+
7395
740+
7411
742)
743= 15
744(phew, 10)
745Long forgotten Knight: rolling 3d6
746(
7473
748+
7492
750+
7513
752)
753= 8
754(Ded)
755the bridge shakes once again
756Long forgotten Knight: (Do you cut the other behind the guy?)
757Momo: (ye)
758the split is made as the two bodies flop to the ground
759with one last strike, Mac kills the last one as the mysterious man stands proud and appraches everyone
760Aukaub: "This moment..."
761"It marks the creation of the new kingdom of Aukam! Rejoice men, for you shall live in luxury, now that this bridge is cleared, more troops will come and our trade route will be secured, this is the start of greatness..."
762the man voice trails...
763night comes way too fast, and with it, neon lights start appearing in the sky, the ground becomes concrete and before long...
764The golden era of a Aukam kingdom...
765unlike before, your clothes have now changed, guard patrol uniforms...
766and Mac seems...different
767Aliyah: (brb a piss)
768Macuoxihitil: "C'mon folks we gotta catch those perps"
769Bandit: "You'll never catch us you dogs! the jewels are ours!"
770Lena Anasova: (I am died
771Momo: "Hey Mac, don't get too caught up in it."
772Macuoxihitil: "Who's Mac?"
773"C'mon Ramirez, I tell you should drink some coffee before duty"
774he seems far gone now...
775Kale (GM): (Let's wait for Jazz)
776Aliyah: (back)
777Macuoxihitil: "I'll go call for backup, you three apprehend the criminals"
778Aliyah's turn
779Lena Anasova: no miro
780el turn order
781Macuoxihitil: (Hmm, intenta volver a cargar la pagina guey)
782(:^))
783Aliyah: (the fuck you just say)
784Macuoxihitil: (Try to load the page again Yuki)
785Lena Anasova: (anyone else see it?)
786Aliyah: (oh yeah mine's fucking up)
787Lena Anasova: (Kale you have to reload the markers)
788(you switched pages)
789(turn order is page-specific)
790Macuoxihitil: (Naruhodo)
791Lena Anasova: (there ye go)
792Macuoxihitil: (Now, Aliyah's turn pls)
793Aliyah: (no)
794Lena Anasova: (also way to be a jew faggot)
795(Definitions of güey
796noun
797Persona que es tonta o estúpida.
798¡qué güey soy, se me olvidó su cumpleaños!; si te gusta díselo, no seas güey .
799Persona que es amigo o compañero.
800Lena Anasova: ¿qué onda güey, cómo estás?; güey, te tengo que contar algo .
801Problema o dificultad que tiene una persona.)
802Aliyah: (roll20 is being a slow fuck)
803(what weapon does """"mac"""" have out now)
804Macuoxihitil: (Sword)
805
806Aliyah buffs Mac's weapon with the red hand
807Aliyah: (do I need to roll for this I forgot)
808Macuoxihitil: (nah)
809(Only combat, if against an opponent)
810Momo's turn
811
812Momo charges forward and swings his sword
813Momo: rolling 6d6
814(
8153
816+
8173
818+
8191
820+
8211
822+
8234
824+
8255
826)
827= 17
828Bandit: rolling 3d6
829(
8306
831+
8323
833+
8345
835)
836= 14
837you run into the alley and the man block the attack from your sword
838Lena's turn
839Lena Anasova: (hmm)
840(can I see anything?)
841Bandit: (as In scenery?)
842Lena Anasova: (like are these walls solid?)
843Bandit: (Ye, concrete, your side is an open street, while the bandits are on a dead end, with the alley as a chokepoint)
844Lena Anasova: (hmm)
845(can I shoot past Kawaii?)
846Bandit: (You could)
847Lena Anasova: (giving it a shot then)
848rolling 6d6
849(
8501
851+
8526
853+
8544
855+
8562
857+
8585
859+
8601
861)
862= 19
863Bandit: rolling 3d6
864(
8656
866+
8676
868+
8694
870)
871= 16
872Lena Anasova: (what the fuck)
873(k)
874the same bandit that blocked the attack dodges it as he realizes the heat of the situation and tries to scurry off
875
876Bandit runs behind Momo...
877
878Macuoxihitil uns behind Momo..
879Macuoxihitil: (Woops)
880rolling 5d6
881(
8821
883+
8841
885+
8862
887+
8883
889+
8902
891)
892= 9
893...and ends up protecting from behind as he sees no way to go trough him in the chokepoint
894some bandits try to climb up the wall but fail, as one of them tries attacking
895Bandit: rolling 3d6
896(
8975
898+
8992
900+
9014
902)
903= 11
904(Momo roll defense)
905Momo: rolling 5d6
906(
9071
908+
9092
910+
9116
912+
9132
914+
9156
916)
917= 17
918you parry the attacks with ease, as the bandits fall short to overpower you
919Aliyah's turn
920Aliyah: (I uh)
921(I can't move)
922Bandit: (huh)
923Aliyah: (there we go)
924Bandit: (That's weird)
925(Fixed tough)
926Aliyah: (I had to switch it off and on like 4 times)
927Lena Anasova: (Roll20 is buggy as fuck)
928Aliyah: (yeah I don't know what the fuck is happening)
929Lena Anasova: (we're stacking up in the alleyway apparently)
930
931Aliyah raises her staff in air "Kaguya's Leylance!"
932Aliyah: (this is a single target right)
933Bandit: (ye)
934(It's night, so DX is 7 too)
935Aliyah: (ye)
936(guy at the end of the hallway then)
937Bandit: (Do the rollerino)
938Aliyah: rolling 7d6
939(
9406
941+
9424
943+
9443
945+
9463
947+
9484
949+
9505
951+
9525
953)
954= 30
955Bandit: rolling 3d6
956(
9573
958+
9591
960+
9616
962)
963= 10
964sharp bamboo sticks made out of light Impale a bandit as he falls into the floor
965Momo's turn
966Momo: "Thanks for clearing the way."
967
968Aliyah gives Momo a thumbs up
969
970Momo chases after the furthest bandit and goes for a swing
971Momo: rolling 6d6
972(
9733
974+
9753
976+
9772
978+
9795
980+
9816
982+
9832
984)
985= 21
986Bandit: rolling 3d6
987(
9881
989+
9906
991+
9923
993)
994= 10
995
996Bandit barely dodges as he yeeps, trying to run away
997Lena Anasova: (hmm)
998
999Lena Anasova swings her polearm again
1000Lena Anasova: rolling 6d6
1001(
10022
1003+
10041
1005+
10064
1007+
10083
1009+
10103
1011+
10125
1013)
1014= 18
1015Bandit: rolling 3d6
1016(
10172
1018+
10195
1020+
10215
1022)
1023= 12
1024(Hmmm)
1025Lena Anasova: (sasuga as expected)
1026Bandit: (Too many dodges here, gonna become a slugfest)
1027your ice shot misses, but hits a pipe and knocks out one of them as the pipe falls on top of him
1028
1029Macuoxihitil cuts the enemy in front of him as he lands face first on the floor
1030the bandits star running away, as it's Aliyah's turn
1031
1032Aliyah attempts to attack one of the fleeing perps "Shooting star!"
1033Aliyah: rolling 7d6
1034(
10352
1036+
10374
1038+
10396
1040+
10414
1042+
10432
1044+
10455
1046+
10475
1048)
1049= 28
1050Macuoxihitil: rolling 3d6
1051(
10521
1053+
10546
1055+
10565
1057)
1058= 12
1059the hit lands and makes a crook knock himself out with a wall from the force blast
1060Momo's turn
1061Momo: (one more try)
1062rolling 6d6
1063(
10645
1065+
10664
1067+
10682
1069+
10702
1071+
10723
1073+
10745
1075)
1076= 21
1077Macuoxihitil: rolling 3d6
1078(
10794
1080+
10811
1082+
10832
1084)
1085= 7
1086Momo: (at least ids a den :DDD)
1087the bandit is fucking ded kiddo
1088Macuoxihitil: "Good job team, I'll report to the HQ we're done here"
1089"Hope you like the paperwork"
1090
1091Macuoxihitil laughs as his features become more blurry every moment, the lights turning the color of the sunshine as now, the concrete becomes sand...
1092soon, nothing but blinding light, as Mac is nowhere to be found this time
1093Amaum: "You've really done it, was this all! you destroyed everything with your quest for power!"
1094"There's nothing left! the greatest civilization in the world, dead! BY YOUR HANDS!"
1095a very pissed black woman appears in front of you, brandishing a staff
1096Aliyah: (you finna tryna say that we some kinda uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh)
1097Amaum: (you waz kangz and shieeet)
1098"....fine..."
1099"As the royal wizard, it is my duty to secure what's left of our kingdom, and if there's nothing left, I'll build it anew, in the image that it deserved, and not the one that you gave it"
1100"And my first order, is to overthrow the lazy royalty, that did nothing to defend us, who just saw the world burn, and left with no worry in their heart!"
1101rolling 5d6
1102(
11034
1104+
11055
1106+
11073
1108+
11095
1110+
11114
1112)
1113= 21
1114in the sandy dunes of the once great kingdom of Akaum, Momo goes first in the attack
1115
1116Momo goes to kick her, hoping to knock the staff out of her hands or her off of her feet
1117Momo: rolling 6d6
1118(
11192
1120+
11213
1122+
11235
1124+
11253
1126+
11276
1128+
11296
1130)
1131= 25
1132Amaum: rolling 5d6
1133(
11342
1135+
11361
1137+
11386
1139+
11406
1141+
11421
1143)
1144= 16
1145
1146Amaum dodges gracefully
1147next to the now buried statue of it's great founder, Aliyah goes second
1148Aliyah: (I can't even access my character sheet what the fuck is happening)
1149(guess I'll just throw a shooting star)
1150Yuki: (critical levels of browser fuckery)
1151Aliyah: rolling 7d6
1152(
11534
1154+
11556
1156+
11572
1158+
11592
1160+
11611
1162+
11636
1164+
11651
1166)
1167= 22
1168Amaum: rolling 5d6
1169(
11706
1171+
11723
1173+
11745
1175+
11763
1177+
11782
1179)
1180= 19
1181Aliyah: (I sent that roll like a minute ago)
1182(roll20 fucking please)
1183Amaum: (What's your damage)
1184Aliyah: (what's the DX again 5?)
1185(I literally can't access my character sheet)
1186Amaum: (6)
1187(36 damage)
1188Aliyah: (ye)
1189
1190Amaum gets hit, by a strong force "To be expected of the duquess, your training was not in vain"
1191on the sand that came from the king's curse and razed everything to the ground, it is Lena's turn
1192Lena Anasova: (pace is 2 right?)
1193rolling 6d6
1194(
11951
1196+
11974
1198+
11996
1200+
12013
1202+
12033
1204+
12055
1206)
1207= 22
1208(might as well try again)
1209Amaum: rolling 5d6
1210(
12111
1212+
12131
1214+
12151
1216+
12172
1218+
12195
1220)
1221= 10
1222(1xDX)
1223Lena Anasova: (so 4)
1224(woop woop)
1225
1226Amaum the hit lands again but this time the magician tries to parry it, mitigating some damage, before she holds out her staff "Sandstorm typhoon!"
1227Amaum: rolling 5d6
1228(
12295
1230+
12315
1232+
12333
1234+
12352
1236+
12371
1238)
1239= 16
1240Lena, Aliyah, roll defense
1241Aliyah: (what's the roll for incorporeal form as defense?)
1242Amaum: (Magic roll -2)
1243Aliyah: rolling 5d6
1244(
12455
1246+
12473
1248+
12493
1250+
12511
1252+
12536
1254)
1255= 18
1256Lena Anasova: (uhhh)
1257rolling 4d6
1258(
12593
1260+
12614
1262+
12632
1264+
12655
1266)
1267= 14
1268(fml)
1269Amaum: (DX is 5)
1270Lena Anasova: (25 dmg fuck)
1271Aliyah: (20 dmg)
1272a sandstorm gets created beneath your feet, as you get tossed around and land into the sand
1273
1274Lena Anasova stares up at the bright blue sky, dazed.
1275The cursed king, Momo, goes next on the attack
1276
1277Aliyah rolls around on her back groaning in pain
1278Momo: (jeez)
1279
1280Momo gets between the girls and the mage, and goes for a second wind elemental strike
1281Momo: (I'll bang it)
1282rolling 10d6
1283(
12842
1285+
12864
1287+
12882
1289+
12904
1291+
12926
1293+
12943
1295+
12964
1297+
12984
1299+
13005
1301+
13026
1303)
1304= 40
1305Amaum: rolling 5d6
1306(
13073
1308+
13096
1310+
13111
1312+
13133
1314+
13155
1316)
1317= 18
1318Momo: (16)
1319Amaum: (what's the DX?)
1320(Actually scratch that, she rip anyways)
1321
1322Amaum the woman gets tossed around like a ragdoll, suffering serious injuries
1323Amaum: "Fine, stop!"
1324
1325Amaum gets up "Have your patch of worthless dirt...I shall create my own kingdom, one that will surpass yours in all levels"
1326
1327Amaum leaves "The kingdom of Amaam, that shall be it's name..."
1328
1329Amaum the woman leaves, with his shape becoming blurry...distorted...
1330you can feel the piece is coming to an end...
1331you finally realize what just happened, what a marvelous piece it was...
1332
1333Macuoxihitil stays in trance before waking up "H-h-huh! what?!"
1334you're all covered in sweat, and for the past half hour, looked like comatose patients
1335Momo: "A powerful spell."
1336
1337Macuoxihitil breathes heavily "Extremely powerful..."
1338Macuoxihitil: "Everyone allright?"
1339Momo: "I'm fine but..."
1340
1341Momo looks at Lena and Aliyah "You two need a sip of potion?"
1342Macuoxihitil: (Damage wise, they're fine)
1343(But they just got mentally drained instead of physically)
1344
1345Aliyah attempts to get up but falls back down "Just give me a minute."
1346
1347Lena Anasova reaches out and examines her hand against the ceiling.
1348Lena Anasova: "..."
1349
1350Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound claps "Thank you for such a marvelous piece Meguro-sama"
1351Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Now, is the band Cosmic rift ready?"
1352Aliyah: (anotha piss)
1353(back)
1354
1355Momo gets in position to play and looks around
1356
1357Lena Anasova sets up nearby.
1358in order to win, choose three songs, which have a thematic unity to it
1359
1360Aliyah takes a bit to get up and readies herself
1361Lena Anasova: (uhhhh)
1362Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (So, essentially choose 3 songs that sound similar in style)
1363(Too hard?)
1364Aliyah: (I've never listened to music before)
1365Lena Anasova: (^)
1366(what does 'style' mean? like clothing?)
1367Aliyah: (lmao)
1368Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (wew)
1369Aliyah: (the music style)
1370(genre)
1371(but a little more specific)
1372Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (ye)
1373Aliyah: (like jazz is a genre but the style you play it in is like bebop or big band
1374Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (^)
1375Lena Anasova: (something I think we can all agree we're equipped to play :^))
1376(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tIJD-4kx1I)
1377(also fanburst has a dogshit selection of Japanese folk music)
1378Aliyah: (you wish nigga)
1379Lena Anasova: (but seriously, why not do Kaguyahime?)
1380Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (Like there's three difficulties, hardest is: try to do the same as the guy in front of you, and make a story using three songs of your choose, medium is just pick three songs that have a similar subgenre, easiest is pick three jazz songs that sound cool and fits the previous rules)
1381Lena Anasova: (Kaguyahime nigga)
1382(the story of Kaguyahime)
1383Momo: (implying I know enough about music to pick songs)
1384Lena Anasova: (leaving it up to Jazz tbh)
1385Aliyah: (you mother fuckers)
1386Momo: (like I'd go ez middle and do something like say "Just play a few songs of a Ryo Fukui album")
1387Aliyah: (hol up)
1388(I might have this)
1389you got it
1390the song that will conquer trough everyone
1391Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "I said, Cosmic rift, are you ready?"
1392Aliyah: (we gotta scream at him)
1393"HELL YEAH!"
1394Momo: "YEAH!"
1395Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
1396(Is Lena a fag that doesn't shout to the top of her lungs)
1397Aliyah: (owned)
1398Macuoxihitil: "YEAH!"
1399Lena Anasova: (yeah)
1400"Yeah!"
1401(what now)
1402Macuoxihitil: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQFa4cOYAM )
1403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQFa4cOYAM
1404skill rolls
1405Aliyah: (what was it 5d6?)
1406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft3f3bNlKcM
1407Macuoxihitil: (7d6)
1408Lena Anasova: rolling 7d6
1409(
14104
1411+
14125
1413+
14144
1415+
14163
1417+
14184
1419+
14202
1421+
14222
1423)
1424= 24
1425Momo: rolling 7d6
1426(
14276
1428+
14295
1430+
14311
1432+
14335
1434+
14356
1436+
14373
1438+
14392
1440)
1441= 28
1442Aliyah: rolling 7d6
1443(
14445
1445+
14465
1447+
14482
1449+
14504
1451+
14526
1453+
14542
1455+
14563
1457)
1458= 27
1459Macuoxihitil: (that's some nice spreads)
1460your whole performance shines as the story gets transmitted so clearly, Mac singing was he plays the guitar
1461second skill roll
1462Lena Anasova: rolling 7d6
1463(
14644
1465+
14665
1467+
14682
1469+
14702
1471+
14724
1473+
14741
1475+
14761
1477)
1478= 19
1479Momo: rolling 7d6
1480(
14814
1482+
14833
1484+
14854
1486+
14875
1488+
14891
1490+
14916
1492+
14936
1494)
1495= 29
1496Lena Anasova: (wewewew)
1497Aliyah: rolling 7d6
1498(
14996
1500+
15014
1502+
15036
1504+
15054
1506+
15073
1508+
15092
1510+
15111
1512)
1513= 26
1514the sweat you had from before only does wonders as the light shines on you making you look like complete superstars
1515from the corner of the backstage Aila and the others look from behind
1516Aila Udon: "How the hell can he get so hot playing the drums?"
1517Heide Blumengard: "Hey, they're superstars now"
1518Nhazul: "I wonder what's gonna happen if they find out they're cheaters..."
1519one last skill roll
1520Aliyah: rolling 7d6
1521(
15223
1523+
15244
1525+
15264
1527+
15281
1529+
15302
1531+
15326
1533+
15346
1535)
1536= 26
1537(ayo what's up)
1538Momo: rolling 7d6
1539(
15402
1541+
15422
1543+
15444
1545+
15466
1547+
15484
1549+
15504
1551+
15523
1553)
1554= 25
1555Aliyah: (nice trip 4's)
1556Nhazul: (Nothing but good rolls)
1557Aliyah: (until)
1558Lena Anasova: rolling 7d5
1559(
15602
1561+
15625
1563+
15643
1565+
15662
1567+
15681
1569+
15705
1571+
15724
1573)
1574= 22
1575(yahari)
1576Aliyah: (oh shid)
1577(>7d5)
1578Lena Anasova: (hmm)
1579Aliyah: (>still got two 5's)
1580(lmao)
1581Lena Anasova: (10/10)
1582Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (watch as the d6 roll is worse)
1583Lena Anasova: rolling 7d6
1584(
15851
1586+
15874
1588+
15896
1590+
15912
1592+
15935
1594+
15952
1596+
15973
1598)
1599= 23
1600(of course)
1601Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (Mothatfucking)
1602(CALLED IT)
1603Lena Anasova: rolling 7d6
1604(
16052
1606+
16071
1608+
16095
1610+
16114
1612+
16133
1614+
16154
1616+
16176
1618)
1619= 25
1620(sasuga roll20)
1621Aliyah: (that's almost the exact same rolls)
1622Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (fug it, I'll let you keep the 10)
1623(You're already winning hard)
1624you all go trough your solos with such forte and passion
1625the end of the song is almost met with dissapointment that there's no more of it...
1626you're all left speechless
1627or breatheless
1628
1629Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound thinks it over multiple of times from his throne room
1630Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Heh, the weaponized musician, against the perfect synergy of cheaters..."
1631small gasps come from the audience, and some from your opponent as well
1632Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Do not get me wrong, the music was completely stellar, from both sides"
1633"However, Meguro-sama, cheated in attempting to destroying morale to our constentants"
1634"While, our band here of underdogs where drinking Instrument mastery potions to enchance their skills"
1635more gasps
1636Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "In any other situation, this would be a DQ in both sides, and no winner should be chosen"
1637"But here's a nice detail, Instrument altering potions only have a certain limited effect, skill of this level cannot be reached with drinking the mastery potions, and it does not stack with your regular skill in the instrument either"
1638"What I'm trying to get"
1639
1640Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound looks at all of you "What kind of passion did you four must have had to attain, in order to reach to this final, when the potions could have only carried you to the semifinals at best"
1641
1642Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound "and Meguro-sama what kind of threat did this group showed, for you trying to risk a disqualification?"
1643Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Quite interesting...this entire contest..."
1644"..."
1645the colosseum starts to dissipate, as the ghostly beings leave, whoever had a physical form starts to leave as well, some dissapointed, others bewildered, Turbohead however, stays in his throne
1646Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "The band known as Cosmic rift, the reward for winning this contest, is a wish from yours truly"
1647"What is this wish you desire?"
1648Lena Anasova: (go home?)
1649Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (Whatever you want?)
1650(It's you guys wish, so you choose what to pick)
1651Momo: "Hmm..."
1652Lena Anasova: (I mean I could just wish to go home)
1653(hmm)
1654Momo: (I don't want to just bogart it)
1655Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (I can handle whatever you wish)
1656(I've covered those angles)
1657Momo: (still, it's just one wish for the entire group, right?)
1658Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (ye)
1659Lena Anasova: "Hmm..."
1660(inb4 wishing to go home sends us back to the city)
1661Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (:^DDDDD)
1662Lena Anasova: (I KNEW IT)
1663Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (Nah)
1664(Not that much of an asshole)
1665(It'll be what you want, but not what you'd prefer)
1666Lena Anasova: (yahari)
1667Momo: "Well there's two tempting options I guess...but I'm not sure that decision's for me to make."
1668
1669Lena Anasova looks at Aliyah. "Is there something you want?"
1670Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (I'll go get some grub while you guys figure it out)
1671Aliyah: (oh shit)
1672(lmao sorry I fell asleep in my chair)
1673(haven't slept in over 24 hours)
1674Momo: (perhaps this is something to sleep on)
1675Lena Anasova: (it's almost 9)
1676(kinda want to grab something to eat tbh)
1677(but relatives are downstairs :/)
1678(this is my face right now)
1679Aliyah: (that's why you always have your room stocked with snacks)
1680Lena Anasova: (I have chocolates)
1681(and maple candy)
1682Aliyah: (yeah im falling back asleep)
1683(as I type this)
1684Momo: (go the fuck to bed)
1685Aliyah: (fuck YOU)
1686Momo: (not like you)
1687Aliyah: (what)
1688Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: (So
1689Momo: (by the way)
1690(the name of dante)
1691Aliyah: (sparda?)
1692(WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE)
1693Kale (GM): (Spurdo)
1694Aliyah: (eva)
1695Kale (GM): (Anyways, I know it's late, I planned it to start earlier than when we did)
1696(We can stop for now)
1697(And you guys can settle on the answer)
1698For now
1699didya rike it
1700Momo: (id was ogay)
1701Kale (GM): anything you'd want to comment or something?
1702Kawaii: I don't believe I'd be up for a musical sequel
1703Kale (GM): eh, it's a one-off thing
1704Aliyah: (I just fell asleep again)
1705Kale (GM): well, I guess have a good night
1706hey
1707So
1708Did you guys decide on the wish?
1709Momo: (up to them)
1710Jazz: (up to them)
1711Yuki: uhhh
1712no idea
1713Aliyah: (the heide wish makes sense)
1714Yuki: ye
1715Kale (GM): Hmmm
1716okay, then, gimme a second
1717everyone ready?
1718Aliyah: (I'm gonna grab a drink before we begin)
1719Momo: (lemme piss but sure)
1720(k)
1721Aliyah: (hello)
1722Kale (GM): (Yuki?)
1723(Anyways)
1724Yuki: benis
1725the Dragon of music stands before you, waiting for your answer "Well, what's your wish?"
1726
1727Momo looks at the others "You guys sure you have nothing in mind?"
1728Macuoxihitil: "I would have never come here if it wasn't for you guys"
1729"So you can have it"
1730
1731Lena Anasova shrugs.
1732Aliyah: "Don't look at me, I'm the new member."
1733Momo: "Alright then..."
1734"I've got a friend who was turned to armor by a jaded wizard. Can you either turn her back or send me in the right direction to get her turned back?"
1735
1736Heide Blumengard perks up
1737Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Hmmm"
1738
1739Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound looks at Heide and for a second the metallic armor starts deforming and shifting
1740Heide Blumengard: "N-n-no way"
1741the armor begins to mold and shift into a human body with facial features and for a second, you can see the face of the most surprised Oni in the world
1742this however doesn't last, as the flesh quickly goes back into armor, and Heide once again looks the same as always
1743Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "I see, so it is fate..."
1744
1745Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound shrugs "Well, what I can tell you is that you're going in the right direction, your final destination will be where your goal is laying
1746
1747Momo sighs "Thanks for trying."
1748Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Into the crowded pier that was once abandoned"
1749"And into the Crimson island"
1750"That's where your target lies"
1751Heide Blumengard: "..."
1752Momo: "Crimson island?"
1753Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Yes"
1754"Crimson island"
1755"Here"
1756draws a circle with his fingers showing a picture
1757Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Literal crimson island"
1758Momo: "Oh. Creepy."
1759Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Very, your target has a thing for theatrics, that I've noticed"
1760Momo: "Of course he would..."
1761Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Your actions are guided by fate"
1762"Keep your mind uncluttered and your actions determined"
1763"And no matter what you do you'll get there"
1764Momo: "I see...Any advice?"
1765
1766Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound thinks for a while
1767Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "Don't half-ass anything, treasure your bonds with people, help as much as you can"
1768"And try to get stronger"
1769Momo: "So the usual then. Got it."
1770
1771Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound flips an spectral book "From what I can see"
1772Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "This Zuluaga fellow got much more stronger than any normal person would"
1773"Expect foul play"
1774"Also, he's a nerd holy crap"
1775Momo: "Uh huh..."
1776Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound: "How many drawings of one girl can you make before getting bored?"
1777
1778Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound closes the book "That's just sad"
1779
1780Turbohead, lesser Dragon of Music and Sound gets up "This is as much as I can do, my realm does not collide with fate"
1781starts to walk away and disappear in an angelic angel choir
1782and soon, you're all alone and in complete silence
1783The Cat: "That was...something..."
1784Momo: "That's one way of putting it..."
1785Aliyah: "Not every day you get tangled into a whole mess like that."
1786
1787Aila Udon says nothing and goes to hug Heide
1788Nhazul: "Well, I guess we got a clearer goal now"
1789"Or something"
1790Momo: "We know where he is, and we know getting there is gonna happen no matter what."
1791The Cat: "As long as we're determined in getting there
1792Aliyah: "I don't know how that really makes sense but that's fate I guess."
1793Momo: "I don't really get it either."
1794Aila Udon: "Maybe it's an "All roads lead home" kind of deal?"
1795Momo: "Something like that."
1796
1797Aila Udon sighs "Well, at least we got this mess done"
1798
1799Macuoxihitil ponders before talking "Hey"
1800Macuoxihitil: "I dunno what you guys have to do"
1801"But thanks for everything"
1802"I'll go back home now, but if you ever need something, just say it"
1803"I owe you guys at least that"
1804Momo: "Thanks Mac."
1805Macuoxihitil: "I should be saying that"
1806
1807Macuoxihitil leaves "Thanks" as he waves his skeleton hand
1808Friendship with Macuoxihitil gained (roll a 2d6 to get your reward)
1809Momo: rolling 2d6
1810(
18114
1812+
18132
1814)
1815= 6
1816Lena Anasova: rolling 2d6
1817(
18186
1819+
18205
1821)
1822= 11
1823Aliyah: rolling 2d6
1824(
18252
1826+
18275
1828)
1829= 7
1830Macuoxihitil: (Momo you get 2 levels of experience Aliyah and Lena, you get 1 level of experience and the ability Synchronized Beating)
1831Lena Anasova: (can I buy attack 2?)
1832Macuoxihitil: (Ye)
1833Momo: (I'll figure out what I get later)
1834Aliyah: (same)
1835Macuoxihitil: (Skill limit is 3)
1836Aila Udon: "So..."
1837"There's nothing left but walk is it?)
1838Momo: "Yep."
1839Aila Udon: "Walking it is"
1840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWb6BIHNis&list=PLR3cK2fpUPHygoHcIBdOIavDrPM4t2jDF
1841all of you start leaving, next stop is three days away, do you do something of importance during that time?
1842Momo: (hmmmmm)
1843Aila Udon: (Jazz you can make a potion if you want)
1844Aliyah: (hmmmmmm)
1845Lena Anasova: (hmmm)
1846(not sure there's anything of importance to do)
1847Aila Udon: (Can be that too)
1848
1849Lena Anasova practices with her new weapons.
1850Lena Anasova: (there DX+1)
1851Aila Udon: (????)
1852Lena Anasova: (took Attack 2?)
1853(so DX is up by 1 now?)
1854Momo: (she practiced and got better at hitting)
1855Aila Udon: (Oh)
1856Lena Anasova: (????????????)
1857Aliyah: (what tier is magic weapon)
1858Aila Udon: (Tought you meant something else)
1859(Tier 1)
1860Aliyah: (might make some of that then)
1861Aila Udon: (Considering it's Tier 1, it's only 1 charge but no need to skill roll)
1862you keep walking towards the Shrine, you're usually taking it slow, but considering the detour you took, it's a little bit harder than before
1863nevertheless one day you keep walking in the middle of the night
1864Aila Udon: "It should be here somewhere"
1865Momo: "What should?"
1866"The shrine?"
1867Aila Udon: "The Shrine to Doujah"
1868"I'm not too much of a religious person"
1869"So I don't have the place jotted down in memory"
1870The Cat: "So we're lost?"
1871Aila Udon: "You can't really Miss the shrine"
1872"Not during the night"
1873Aliyah: "What do you mean?"
1874before you say anything...
1875it's suddenly day
1876with the Moon on top of you
1877Aila Udon: "It's a Shrine to the sun"
1878"So..."
1879Momo: "...oh."
1880Created by the sun goddess Herself Doujah, this shrine not only stands as a religious place to pray for the dragon, but as a monument for the war that allowed Sabaku no Toshi to exist in the beginning
1881it is said that approaching the Shrine during the summer can lead burns no matter how much sun lotion you apply
1882
1883Momo finds a place to meditate for a while
1884
1885Aila Udon takes a glance at the Oiled individual and quickly looks away with red in her face
1886Aliyah: (wow)
1887Aila Udon: "Hey Momo"
1888Momo: "Yeah?"
1889
1890Aila Udon points at the individual "Why does that guy look exactly like you?"
1891Aila Udon: "But tanned?"
1892Momo: "Huh?"
1893
1894Momo looks
1895to you it looks like Aila wearing nothing but revealing robes, tanned as well
1896Momo: "Oh..."
1897"Either the light's playing tricks on us, or there's some magic afoot."
1898
1899Momo pats Aila on the head "Because I see you."
1900
1901Aila Udon looks again before going red "o-o-okay"
1902
1903Aliyah walks around scoping the entire shrine.
1904
1905Lena Anasova follows Aliyah around.
1906frankly it looks minimalistic, some trinkets left here and there, some towers sticking out in the sand
1907it's beautiful
1908but not in the same way the graveyard was beautiful
1909hell the sand looks so shiny, it reflects your gaze when you look at it
1910not only that, stone chairs are scattered around the Shrine, most of them taken by the people that are currently doing their religious dance
1911
1912Lena Anasova tries to not look at the sand too closely.
1913Aliyah: "There's a bit of beauty in how simple the shrine is."
1914Lena Anasova: brb
1915
1916The Cat stays with Amy as they both start making some food away from the Shrine
1917
1918Nhazul is playing cards with Heide on the sand
1919
1920Momo continues meditating
1921Momo: (and also brb)
1922(b)
1923Nhazul: (Yuki?)
1924Lena Anasova: (for now)
1925(relatives decided to show up)
1926(with their damn kid)
1927Nhazul: (wew)
1928Lena Anasova: (p sure they're doing it for the "we have a kid and we'll rub him in your face so give us some pitybuxx")
1929Aliyah: (disgusting)
1930Nhazul: (Punt the kid)
1931(Anyways)
1932Lena Anasova: (fuckers better get a damn job instead of stealing from us)
1933Lena and Aliyah are exploring the shrine, While Momo is meditating alongside Aila, is that correct?
1934Momo: (ye)
1935Lena Anasova: (yep)
1936except for the dancing crew, it is actually quite peaceful
1937Lena, Aliyah, the sand shifts around your feet, strangely enough, it's soft and comfortable, an extremely fine sand in contrast to the usual in the desert
1938Momo, you meditate in peace for a while until the voice of Aila says "Is this your first time darling?"
1939
1940Momo turns to Aila "Did you say something?"
1941
1942Aila Udon is covering her face, completely red and points behind you "H-h-he did"
1943Momo: "Ohh..."
1944
1945Momo turns and looks "Uh, yeah. Why?"
1946in front of you is whatever your brain registers as the sexiest woman you've seen, with the only universal rule applying her is the brown tan, oiled up body, and revealing clothes
1947????: "Oh, just wondering"
1948"Haven't seen you here at all~"
1949Lena Anasova: (dinner apparently)
1950Aliyah: (did you poison their meals)
1951Lena Anasova: (soon)
1952Momo: "And what about you? The magic effect you have going is...interesting."
1953????: "Hmm, me? I dunno what you're talking about~"
1954
1955???? leans on your back covering it in oil, the feeling is...intoxicating... to say the least "I'm just a poor little girl aren't I~?"
1956Aila Udon: "H-h-hey, b-b-back off!"
1957
1958Aila Udon tries to say something but is too flustered
1959Momo: "Could you please not get oil on us?"
1960????: "Oh? you sure?"
1961"This Oil has plenty of restorative properties, and it works great against the sun"
1962Momo: "It's slightly uncomfortable."
1963
1964???? looks at you in the eyes for a second
1965????: "Huh, I like your fortitude~"
1966
1967???? looks at Aila "He's a keeper~"
1968Aila Udon: "U-u-u-uh y-y-y-yeah that I-I-I've noticed"
1969
1970Aila Udon looks down and away
1971
1972Momo pats Aila on the head"Adorable."
1973
1974Aila Udon tries to blurt out something but it comes out like a bunch of misplaced words
1975
1976???? sits on top of the Shrine, you're not sure if that's heretical or something
1977????: "You sure are an interesting fellow~"
1978"Did you come here just the two of you~?"
1979Momo: "No, we're here as a small group."
1980????: "I see~"
1981"You adventurers perhaps?"
1982Momo: "Bingo."
1983
1984???? smiles
1985????: "Well, if you didn't mind, could I ask your adventurer services for something?"
1986Momo: "Depends on what, but probably."
1987????: "Well you see, my skin is actually hot enough to incinerate anyone who touches me, that's why I cover myself in this special oil that allows me to touch and interact with people"
1988
1989???? brushes her hair "However, currently I'm starting to run out of oil, so could you be a treasure and get some from the village half a day from here?"
1990????: "I'll make sure to repay you thoroughly"
1991
1992Momo ponders for a moment "I guess that wouldn't be too far out of the way."
1993????: "Why thank you~"
1994
1995???? grabs a map and scribbles down a few notes
1996
1997???? gives the paper to you "There"
1998
1999???? looks at the cat "I'll go bother some other people, have fun?"
2000
2001Momo shrugs "Not a problem really."
2002
2003Momo looks over at Aila "Should we gather up the others and go or just try to be quick?"
2004
2005Aila Udon is currently covering her head in between her arms "I-I-I-I d-d-didn't really pay attention, sorry"
2006Momo: "You've dealt with worse you know."
2007Aila Udon: "See, it's you, but with every fetish that delves in my brain"
2008Momo: "Less scarred and more oiled?"
2009
2010Aila Udon looks at you "And bear mode"
2011Momo: "I guess now would be a bad time to mention I may have put the gears in motion to buy a gym before we left..."
2012
2013Aila Udon opens her eyes a little "y-yeah, I guess a gym would be nice"
2014Momo: "So, going back, should we gather up the troops for our trip or just see how quick we can make the trip?"
2015
2016Aila Udon calms down a little "Well he said it was a half a day trip right?"
2017Aila Udon: "We should ask them if they want to join"
2018"Or if they wanna rest"
2019
2020Momo nods "Let's find them."
2021Nhazul and Heide prefered to stay playing cards, Amy Joins seeing as the cat and the oiled lady are talking in between themselves, like if they've known each other for a while
2022at one point you reach Aliyah and Lena
2023Aila Udon: (Jazz, Yuki you there?)
2024Aliyah: (ye)
2025Aila Udon: (So, do you join?)
2026Aliyah: (well no one asked :^) )
2027(but yeah)
2028Aila Udon: (And Yuki?)
2029Aliyah: (he went to dinner a while back)
2030Aila Udon: (Right)
2031(I suppose he can decide later)
2032"So I guess these are the people we got"
2033"Never heard of this place before, but might as well find out..."
2034
2035Aila Udon looks behind her "You guys ready?"
2036Momo: "Yep."
2037
2038Aliyah nods.
2039all of you start walking towards the location in the map... ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY )
2040as you exit the shrine, night falls again, altough trough the walk, sunrise comes back soon enough
2041
2042Aila Udon at some point, you start walking upwards, and your stepping stops becoming sand and instead is rock
2043you stop to eat some lunch, Aila unpacked some soup with bread, and the leftovers of roasted meat that Amy made
2044the upward climb keeps going on, you can actually see patches of grass appearing
2045Momo: "I'm guessing village soon."
2046Aila Udon: "Probably"
2047"Not a lot of grassy areas"
2048you finally reach the peak of the small climb, and see, a tiny village, you can see the end of it from where you stand, hell you could probably count the houses
2049Aila Udon: "I'm assuming this is the place"
2050"They didn't give us a name or anything"
2051Aliyah: (brb real quick)
2052Lena Anasova: (b)
2053Aila Udon: (The gang went to a small detour for a fetch quest)
2054(Did Lena join them?)
2055Jazz: (b)
2056Lena Anasova: (sure)
2057(I'm drunk)
2058Aliyah: (lmao)
2059(how drunk)
2060Lena Anasova: (buzzed for now but I'm not done)
2061Aliyah: (like fucked or slightly inebriated)
2062Aila Udon: (wew)
2063the village is relatively empty
2064just one person in the outside, smoking a cigarette
2065the woman did say that you couldn't really miss the place that sold the Oil
2066
2067Lena Anasova looks around.
2068houses made out of solid mud, there's a shop with a small sign that says "Jerry's pharmacy"
2069Momo: "I'm guessing that's the place then?"
2070
2071Aila Udon shrugs
2072
2073Momo heads for the pharmacy with the paper slip
2074it's small and the stock is lacking, some counters are empty, while others have basic medicine for common illnesses
2075it is currently alone as well, altough you can hear footsteps
2076Momo: "'Scuse me."
2077Someone: "Oh"
2078Someone an old lady well into her twilight years appear "You're a new face aren'tcha?"
2079Someone: "What can I do for you young one?"
2080Momo: "Yep, adventurers traveling through. We're running an errand for the shrine."
2081
2082Momo hands over the paper
2083Someone: "The Shrine? the Shrine..."
2084Someone takes the paper "Ooooh, now I know"
2085Someone: "Jerry would usually do this kinds of stuff, while I stayed in the home"
2086"He kept that stuff in the attic, that he did"
2087Someone goes into a door behind the counter leaving you alone again
2088Momo: "I hope she doesn't have to lift anything too heavy."
2089Aila Udon: "True, True..."
2090you can hear some footsteps an a little bit of struggling before something wooden snaps
2091
2092Momo goes over the counter "Everything okay?"
2093Someone: "Oh bother..."
2094Someone gets up rubbing her back "Damned stepladder broke"
2095Momo: "Want some help getting it? I don't mind."
2096Someone: "I'd say I've put on some weight, but that ladders been with us for 20 years, it had it's time coming"
2097"Oh, I'd be great if you could"
2098Momo: "Just point the way."
2099Someone leads you to where the broken remains of the stepladder were, the attic door just about arms reach for you, but it's quite uncomfortable to do so, considering you gotta tiptoe really hard
2100
2101Momo hops up and into the attic
2102Someone: (Attic door bruv)
2103you try to jump, but the attic door seems to be locked
2104Momo: (I'm imagining this as a trapdoor on a latch)
2105"Er...how exactly do I get this open?"
2106Someone: "Hmm? oh that damned thing, it locked itself again"
2107"The blacksmith can open it"
2108"Could you be a darling and tell him? he's two houses down"
2109Momo: "Sure thing. We'll be right back."
2110
2111Momo informs the rest of the group before going out to the blacksmith's house
2112Aliyah: "Guess it can't be helped."
2113Aila Udon: "yeah, at the very least we have no hurry"
2114you head to the blacksmith's house, which doubles as the forge, there's a sign that says "fishing, will come back in a few hours"
2115you can notice there's a river going down the mountain you just climbed, no wonder the grass
2116Momo: "Guess we could go fishing..."
2117Aila Udon: "I never got the idea of fishing for fun"
2118"I guess it's different tastes"
2119Lena Anasova: "Is it fun?"
2120Momo: "I'm not sure I'd call it fun. Just relaxing."
2121Aliyah: "I find it decently relaxing at the least."
2122Aila Udon: "For me it's just boring really"
2123"But anyways"
2124"We heading there then?"
2125Momo: "Yep. If nothing else, we can find a way to occupy ourselves while he fishes."
2126Aila Udon: "Fine by me"
2127you all head out towards the river, where a man in his late 40's and a child are fishing on the calm part of the river, alone by themselves
2128Aliyah: "Should we bother them?"
2129
2130Lena Anasova shrugs. "They seem to be doing fine by themselves."
2131Momo: "I'd feel bad interrupting..."
2132"I'll let the old lady know it'll be a little while."
2133Aliyah: "So now what?"
2134Aila Udon: "I guess...we wait?"
2135Momo: "We could always explore around the village while we wait."
2136"Or anything really."
2137Aila Udon: "It could be nice"
2138Aliyah: "I guess so."
2139Momo: "I just don't have it in me to interrupt family time."
2140Aliyah: "Yeah...."
2141Aila Udon: "Let's just leave them be then"
2142you leave the family be as you spend the next 2 hours exploring the village, there's really nothing interesting, except for a grocery store that sells the kind of stuff that you wouldn't really be able to produce on the field, not like it's that packed anyways
2143you end up eating some bread with soda and talking about anything to pass the time
2144Aliyah: (>bread and soda)
2145(THE CAAAAAAAAAARBS)
2146Momo: (Momo needs them carbs)
2147sometime later, the blacksmith's shop is open again
2148
2149Momo enters the shop "Hello?"
2150Someone: "Hmm? oh, hello"
2151Someone a child looks at you "Dad look, more people!"
2152Lena Anasova: (brb keep going)
2153Someone: "Yes, new people"
2154"What can I help you with?"
2155Momo: "Nice to meet you, we're running an errand for the nearby shrine and the pharmacy's attic lock is jammed again."
2156Someone: "Oh, that again?"
2157"She should really change the locks"
2158"Mind if you stay here watching the kid? he doesn't like it when I head to work"
2159Momo: "Huh? Oh sure."
2160Someone: "Thanks"
2161Someone leaves with his tools "Johnny, you stay put"
2162the child goes okay and sits on the counter looking at you
2163Someone: "Where do you come from?"
2164Momo: "I come from Kusa no Oka."
2165Someone: "Where's that?"
2166Momo: "Hmm...good question."
2167
2168Momo thinks for a moment
2169Momo: (where is it relative to here?)
2170Someone: (An ocean away, which can be travelled by train)
2171Momo: (I meant direction)
2172Someone: (Slightly Northwest)
2173Momo: "It's Northwest, across an ocean."
2174Someone: "Coool"
2175"Is it bigger than here?"
2176Momo: "Uh...not sure. It might be."
2177"The part I lived in when I was a kid was a lot of open farm land."
2178Someone: "Cool! have you seen a city?"
2179Momo: "Yep. I live in one now."
2180Someone: (brb)
2181Momo: "It's a lot different. Everything gets built up and there's a lot of people in a pretty small space."
2182Someone: (b)
2183"Are there a lot of kids in there?"
2184Momo: "I've seen quite a few."
2185Someone: "There's no kids in here"
2186the Child looks saddened
2187Someone: "everything is boring in here"
2188Momo: "I know the feeling. There weren't any kids around me when I grew up. Had to make up my own fun."
2189Someone: "I wish I could live in those big shiny cities"
2190"live on top of a tower where everyone looks like ants"
2191"Then I would go to a school like all the other kids!"
2192Momo: "Well not all the kids get to go school in the city I live in. It's a pretty expensive city."
2193Someone: "Well, even if I couldn't go to school,I just want to have fun with other people my age"
2194"But dad doesn't want to leave, he says that he wouldn't want to leave the house alone"
2195Lena Anasova: (b)
2196Momo: "I'm sure he has his reasons."
2197"It's important to make the best of what you have."
2198Someone looks pouty "I guess"
2199Momo: "Believe me, I know what it's like. I never got to go out when I was little because the woods I lived in were dangerous."
2200Aliyah: "City life can be quite hectic. The simple country life has its own appeal."
2201Someone looks down frustrated
2202Someone: "Okay"
2203the blacksmith comes back with his tools "Okay done"
2204Someone: "Did he cause too much trouble?"
2205Momo: "Nah, just curious as any kid is."
2206Someone: "Thanks for looking after him, it should be good now"
2207Momo: "Wonderful, thanks a ton."
2208Someone: "I'd shake your hand but it's covered in grease"
2209"So hope you visit again"
2210Momo: "We might be through on our way back."
2211
2212Momo heads back to the pharmacy to get the oil
2213
2214Aliyah waves at the kid as she walks out the door
2215
2216Lena Anasova waves as she leaves as well.
2217both parent and son wave as the door closes
2218once you reach the pharmacy, the old lady is waiting for you once again
2219Someone: "I'm sorry for the wait"
2220"This house just isn't as sturdy as it used to be"
2221Momo: "It's alright. It's really more that I didn't want to interrupt the father and son on their break."
2222Someone: "hmm?"
2223"Nevermind then, I it's good to enter now"
2224Momo: "Then I'll have it in a jiffy."
2225
2226Momo hops up into the attic
2227after opening the attic door, you get in pretty easily, to see multitudes of boxes stacked one over the other, with an old-timey inscription for "Miracle oil by Jerry Straum" written on them
2228
2229Momo gets one of the boxes and climbs back down
2230you go to get a box
2231but it's empty
2232and when going to get another it's empty as well
2233Momo: "Huh...Don't tell me they ran out..."
2234you keep searching for boxes until you find one that has stuff in it
2235it's only half stocked, the other half is missing
2236there's no other box with stock
2237
2238Momo brings the half filled box down "You wouldn't happen to know where we could find a recipe to make more of this, do you?"
2239Someone: "Oh, Jerry took that recipe to his grave, why you ask?"
2240Momo: "This is all you have left."
2241Someone: "...O-oh..."
2242Someone grabs the box and looks at it for a second, with a sense of pain in her face "Well I guess the brands discontinued after this one I guess"
2243Someone: "He really did take pride in his craft that man"
2244Momo: "Hmm..."
2245"Aliyah, is it possible to go backwards with this sort of stuff?"
2246Someone: (Jazz?)
2247Aliyah: (sorry my internet was cutting out)
2248"I won't rule out the possibility but I'm not completely sure."
2249Someone: "I don't really know if he would have wanted others to sell his medicines..."
2250Momo: "We don't want to sell it really. It's just that it's needed at the Shrine."
2251
2252Lena Anasova nods.
2253Someone: "Oh, I see"
2254"Well I guess if you don't do anything wrong with it..."
2255Momo: "Unless I'm wrong, the dragon is the one using it."
2256Someone sighs "That man and his friends"
2257Someone: "Please, just, don't do anything wrong with it, I don't really think my heart could take it"
2258Momo: "Wouldn't dream of it."
2259Someone: (So what are you going to try and do?)
2260Aliyah: (hmmmmmmm)
2261Momo: (use magic to find the recipe obviously)
2262Someone: (well, finding it out would take Alchemy)
2263(So that's a job for Aliyah)
2264Aliyah: (hai hai)
2265Aliyah you see the box, a quick cursory scan shows that no magic was infused into the oil, but the materials and the way they are made almost simulate a tier 2 potion
2266it'd take a while and some patience to backwards engineer it, but you'd be able to
2267
2268Aliyah finishes inspecting the oil "How long do you think we have?"
2269Momo: "I sure we've got at least a day."
2270Aliyah: "Well this will require us to set up camp at the very least."
2271Momo: "We can do that. I'll catch some fresh fish for dinner."
2272Aliyah: "I'll have to borrow some of the pots once we're all set up, so take as long as you need."
2273Aila Udon: "I'll help with the fish as well"
2274Someone: "Please be mindful, this is a quiet place, I wouldn't want to upset the neighbors"
2275Momo: "Of course."
2276Aliyah: "Don't worry, we can set up outside town if need be."
2277Someone: "If it wouldn't be much trouble"
2278Momo: "That's fine."
2279the day passes as you both go to fish for food, while Aliyah sets up her own lab on the outskirts (Roll for Alchemy)
2280Aliyah: rolling 5d6
2281(
22823
2283+
22846
2285+
22864
2287+
22882
2289+
22902
2291)
2292= 17
2293it takes you about 3 hours, just enough to hit dawn
2294the recipe is something else
2295the ingredients are outright meticulous in quantity
2296in fact, you're pretty sure it would be hard to recreate it with your current ingerdients, considering that it was made without any magic
2297however you managed to identify how to make it
2298Aliyah: (which is)
2299Someone: (Bunch of farm crops crushed and formed in very meticulous ways)
2300(Some salt and purified water too)
2301Aliyah: (hi can I get a bunch of farm crops thanks)
2302(can you be a bit more specific)
2303Someone: (K then)
2304(Corn, lettuce, some potatoes and uuuuh)
2305(love)
2306Aliyah: (that's not a farm crop)
2307(what a gay recipe)
2308Lena Anasova: (a fag recipe)
2309(does it have cooties in it too?)
2310
2311Aliyah takes off her hat and runs her hands through her hair for a bit. "How does that even work?"
2312
2313Aila Udon comes back with some fish "How does what work?"
2314Momo: "Hopefully."
2315Aliyah: "Well I know what it's made up of but-"
2316
2317Aliyah makes a double take at Aila and then back to Momo
2318
2319Aliyah scratches her head. "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
2320Aila Udon: "Is this supposed to be some sciency thing that we don't get?"
2321Momo: "Maybe."
2322Aliyah: "You two might be the most important component.
2323"Though I don't really know how."
2324Aila Udon: "What"
2325Aliyah: "While there's no magic involved, the oil is made from different crops, some salt, some water, and somehow, love."
2326Aila Udon: "How do you quantify love"
2327Aliyah: "That's what I'm trying to figure out."
2328
2329Momo puts a hand to his chin
2330
2331Aila Udon is dumbfounded
2332
2333Lena Anasova sits down and thinks it over.
2334Momo: "How would you even add it..."
2335
2336Aila Udon takes an empty jar, "can I use this?"
2337
2338Aliyah thinks it over for a bit.
2339Aliyah: "Maybe it needs a love potion...."
2340Aila Udon: "Just try whatever"
2341Aliyah: "What would you use that jar for?"
2342Aila Udon: "Spit in it and then have Momo spit in it as well"
2343Aliyah: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2344Aila Udon: "If that ain't love I dunno what is"
2345Aliyah: "Saliva."
2346"That's what that is."
2347Aila Udon: "I'll give you a golden star for sassyness later"
2348Momo: "Maybe it's one of those things where it only works if it's made with those sorts of intentions."
2349"She did say her husband loved his craft..."
2350Aliyah: "I like that style of thinking better."
2351"Let's uh not try any body fluids."
2352
2353Lena Anasova shudders.
2354Momo: "..."
2355Aila Udon: "well, wouldn't have hurt to try"
2356
2357Aila Udon puts the jar back in place
2358Aliyah: "I can assure you I'd rather not."
2359
2360Aliyah places her hat back on her head. "Well I can't say I don't love alchemy, but it might not be so simple. In any case I'll try my ideas first."
2361Momo: "Whatever you think will work. I believe in you."
2362Aliyah: (do we have all the stuff needed or will we need to go into town for some crops)
2363Aila Udon: (Part where you gather the crops has been skipped, it will be saved for the blu-ray release)
2364(For now, just give me an alchemy roll, TN is 12, but you can do as many rolls as you want)
2365(Every failed roll is essentially how long it takes you to get there)
2366
2367Aliyah gets back to work and mumbles out quietly "Th-Thanks."
2368Aliyah: rolling 5d6
2369(
23701
2371+
23726
2373+
23744
2375+
23764
2377+
23786
2379)
2380= 21
2381( :^) )
2382Aila Udon: (What a champ)
23832 hours later
2384you come up with an oil-like substance while Aila is cuddling with Momo, it took a few tries, but that's natural whenever figuring something from scratch
2385Aila Udon: apparently the love part could be recreated just by thinking about things you love while doing the oil
2386apparently the love part could be recreated just by thinking about things you love while doing the oil
2387weird, but it works
2388it's not an exact replica but it's as close as you'd get
2389
2390Aliyah writes down how to make the oil on a scrap piece of paper and places it in her belt
2391Aliyah: (gotta piss real quick)
2392(b)
2393Momo: "You've got it?"
2394Aliyah: "I think so. Or at least something close to it."
2395Aila Udon: "Think it'll work?"
2396Aliyah: "Maybe."
2397
2398Aliyah sits for a second.
2399Aliyah: "Hold on."
2400
2401Aliyah goes inside an empty tent.
2402
2403Aila Udon scratches her hair
2404
2405Aliyah thinks to herself "Guess there's only one way to find out." and applies the oil to herself while alone in the tent.
2406as you enter into OVA territory, you slather the oil onto yourself, it's quite refreshing to be frank, relaxing
2407you don't really know how it's SUPPOSED to feel, unless you like slathering yourself with oil on the regular
2408Aliyah: (does your skin absorb it if you only put a bit on or does it stay all over you so that the girl can touch other people)
2409Aila Udon: (Latter)
2410Lena Anasova: (like oily sun screen?)
2411
2412Aliyah sits there after finishing up before the thoughts cross her mind. "Shit I should've thought this through a bit more. I can't get my robes covered in oil."
2413Aila Udon: (yeah like oily sunscreen)
2414"Ali, you there?"
2415Lena Anasova: (ew)
2416Aliyah: "Uuuuuuh yeah."
2417Aila Udon: "You done, with...whatever it is you're doing?"
2418
2419Aliyah preemptively holds her robes up as to shield herself "Uh I think. Could you come in here for a second?"
2420Aila Udon: "Sure"
2421
2422Aila Udon enters and sees you "Oh"
2423Aila Udon: "What is it that you need?"
2424Aliyah: "Well uh I didn't really think this through. Can you find me something to wipe myself down with?"
2425
2426Aliyah continues to shift the robes around trying to cover herself
2427
2428Aila Udon looks in her bag and takes out a towel and some toilet paper "This works?"
2429Aliyah: "Y-Yeah thanks."
2430
2431Aila Udon hands you the items in your free hand
2432Aila Udon: "Be glad it was me and not Momo"
2433Momo: (woow)
2434
2435Aila Udon smiles as she leaves the tent
2436
2437Aliyah squints a bit. "Rather unbecoming thing to say about your lover...."
2438Aila Udon: "It's not like he'd feel comfortable seeing you naked you know?"
2439"I mean, I suppose he wouldn't"
2440
2441Aliyah begins removing the oil. "Well I wouldn't ask for the help of any guys in this situation."
2442Aila Udon: "I suppose that's true"
2443
2444Aliyah raises her leg up to wipe it off and with a smirk and sarcastic tone. "I hope you don't think this body of mine is too seducing even for your man."
2445Aila Udon: (What's Aliyah's body shape)
2446Aliyah: (I dunno)
2447(tatsumaki like I guess? small firm tiddies and nice hip leg and butt combo)
2448
2449Aila Udon smiles "Well, you do look like you could catch a few men"
2450Aila Udon: "Tough, I'm pretty sure he's not like that"
2451
2452Aila Udon thinks about it "far as I know he's only had eyes for me"
2453
2454Aliyah begins putting her clothes back on. "Don't worry. He's not much my type."
2455Aila Udon: "Oooh, then what's your type?"
2456Aliyah: "Well I know this magic for summoning minions....and well...one of them...."
2457
2458Aila Udon smiles and looks at you "Yeah?"
2459
2460Aliyah places her hat back on her head. "H-He's pretty dreamy."
2461Aila Udon: "That's so cute"
2462Momo: (he's like Momo but not a retard)
2463Aliyah: (he's a big guy)
2464Aila Udon: (for you)
2465Lena Anasova: (size difference)
2466Aliyah: "B-But I-I mean he's a construct so..."
2467Aila Udon: "Love comes in many ways!"
2468"When I was a kid I had a crush on a superhero that was in a comic book"
2469"Nothing wrong with that"
2470
2471Aliyah gets a bit red. "I-I don't know if I'd call it l-l-l-love."
2472
2473Aliyah shakes her head. "A-Anyways I think the oil works. But we'll just have to take some to the shrine resident to find out."
2474Aila Udon: "Okay then"
2475"We'll keep this as a girl secret~"
2476
2477Aila Udon gets up and leaves the tent
2478Momo: "Everything fine now/"
2479Aila Udon: "Yeah"
2480
2481Aliyah walks out "Y-Yeah. We should get this to the shrine as soon as possible."
2482Aila Udon: "We got the recipe for making them, it's not much, but It'd work"
2483
2484Aila Udon starts packing up
2485
2486Momo helps "Good work then."
2487Aila Udon: "I almost feel bad for taking these"
2488"It's like, we made a recipe sure, but this box is the last batch of the original"
2489Momo: "Hmm...what were you thinking?"
2490Aila Udon: "Nothing"
2491"Job is job"
2492Momo: "We could give her the recipe."
2493Aila Udon: "It was the husband that did it"
2494"Dunno if it would do too much good for her"
2495Momo: "I suppose we could give her back this box and brew up more..."
2496Aliyah: "My plan from the beginning was to give the shrine they recipe. Maybe they know someone else who can make it?"
2497(the recipe)
2498Momo: "I hope so."
2499
2500Aila Udon shrugs
2501Aila Udon: "I wouldn't want to bet on it"
2502"But maybe it could work"
2503Momo: "Well that would mean Aliyah is the only one who can make it now."
2504Aila Udon: "Hope you're okay with that pressure"
2505Aliyah: "I'd rather my life not be relegated to living at the shrine brewing this oil for the rest of my life."
2506
2507Aila Udon pats Aliyah's head "We wouldn't let that happen anyways, we need our Alchemist"
2508Aliyah: (you pat my hat)
2509Momo: "I should hope there's enough to last her for a while..."
2510Aila Udon: "Hopefully"
2511"Well, do we go?"
2512Aliyah: (if we're giving the box back would I need to brew up some more)
2513Aila Udon: (Are you giving the box back?)
2514Momo: (I mean...I guess if we want to be nice to the old lady but does it really help her at this point much anyway?)
2515Aila Udon: (Not really)
2516(She has no use for it)
2517Momo: "Yeah. We might as well bring the oil we have with us."
2518Aila Udon: "Fine then"
2519Aliyah: "I guess we're off."
2520Momo: "It's a shame...though at least if Aliyah ever wants to settle down in a small town, this wouldn't be a half bad pick."
2521Aliyah: "Funny."
2522with everything packed, you leave the villages, interestingly enough, a small cart follows you with a young couple driving it, they must have left the village alongside you, you don't really have much to say as they take a different road and you're left back to the Shrine on your own
2523it still took about a day and a half to finish the quest, but at least you're back
2524the Shrine is mostly silent as camp was set up by Nhaz and Heide
2525the lady sits in the shrine on a rock chair as The cat is treated...well like a cat on her lap, you see a hint of embarassment in his face
2526The Cat: "What took you so long?"
2527????: "Now, now cupcake, cats don't talk remember?"
2528
2529The Cat grumbles in frustration
2530Momo: "There was a bit of a detour in a sense."
2531
2532Aliyah chuckles.
2533Momo: "The man who used to make the oil has passed away, and there was only half a box left."
2534
2535???? raises her eyebrows for a second "Oh well, all good things must end eventually"
2536Momo: "Aliyah here figured out how to make more though."
2537
2538???? looks at Aliyah "Well aren't you resourceful~?"
2539Aliyah, you see whatever your brain thinks is the sexiest man alive, except also tanned and in revealing clothes
2540Aliyah: "W-Well I am an alchemist. Something like that i-isn't too difficult."
2541????: "Oh, of course, gotta leave the job to such able-bodied proffesionals like yourself"
2542
2543???? makes the box and recipe pop out of existence
2544????: "Well, I dunno if you'd guessed already"
2545Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: "But the name's Doujah, nice to meet you~"
2546Momo: "I had my suspicions. Nice to meet you."
2547
2548Aliyah slightly bows. "S-So do you know someone who can make more of this stuff?"
2549
2550Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun gets close and personal toward Aliyah "Well could I ask you to hang out with me and make them for me?"
2551Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: "Trust me, you'd love it"
2552Aliyah: "W-W-W-Well I-I-I....."
2553Momo: "Does everybody get like this around you?"
2554Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: "Yes"
2555"That's why you surprise me kiddo~"
2556The Cat: "I don't"
2557Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: "Cat's don't talk honey"
2558Momo: "She has you on a leash though."
2559The Cat: "I-it's a long story"
2560Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: "Oh well"
2561Aliyah: "I-I still have some unfinished business."
2562
2563Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun gives you a kiss in the cheek "Everyone does baby, tough my door is always open"
2564Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: "Anyways"
2565"I feel I should reward you..."
2566choose, A weapon or a Favor?
2567Momo: (Favor?)
2568Aliyah: (hmmmmmmmmm)
2569Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: (Well a god owes you a favor)
2570(Simple enough)
2571Lena Anasova: (it's late so I'm gonna play a game then go to bed)
2572Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: (Yeah, don't worry)
2573Momo: (dough gall)
2574Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: (Sorry if you didn't play too much)
2575Lena Anasova: (it happens)
2576Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: (It's a magical weapon, more designed for spellcasters)
2577Momo: (oh, favor then I guess)
2578Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: (Aliyah?)
2579Aliyah: (hmmmmmmmmmm)
2580(weapon)
2581Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: (welp, flip a coin then :D)
2582rolling 1d2
2583(
25842
2585)
2586= 2
2587(Weapon it is)
2588(Gimme a sec)
2589(Here we go, what do you think?)
2590Aliyah: (p good)
2591Momo: (ok hand emoji)
2592Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: (k then)
2593"Well, I think you'd deserve this, as a token of my appreciation~"
2594
2595Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun makes an Arcana card descend from the skies and gives it to Aliyah, I'd suppose you'd appreciate it more~"
2596
2597Aliyah bows. "Th-Thank you very much."
2598Momo: "Wow...Thank you."
2599
2600Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun gives a sleazy smile "Always a pleasure~"
2601The Cat: "Well can we go"
2602
2603Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun puts the cat in her chest "Do you want to go~?"
2604The Cat: "You're giving me a very conflicting set of emotions and I do not like them"
2605"Momo, do me a favor and snatch me away?"
2606"I don't have the willpower at the moment"
2607Aliyah: (he's playing vidya lmao)
2608
2609Momo picks up the cat "Come on."
2610Aliyah: (oh maybe not)
2611The Cat: "Thanks"
2612Momo: "You make it sound like you're being tortured."
2613The Cat: "Yes I am"
2614"It's a very abstract kind of torture"
2615"Thank you Doujah, I hope I don't see you in another fifty years"
2616Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: "You keep saying that~"
2617The Cat: "We should leave"
2618
2619Momo sighs "Oh now you're in a hurry."
2620The Cat: "Oh sure, if you want to stay with a more attractive version of your girlfriend while she's right behind you, be my guest"
2621Momo: "You can try to make the accusation all you want."
2622"But I'm still ice cold, and she's trying not to look."
2623The Cat: "Let's just leave, please? I feel uncomfortable with a hotter more seductive version of my crush"
2624
2625Momo turns to go "Sure thing."
2626Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun: "Bye, bye~"
2627
2628Doujah, Dragoness of the sand and sun waves as she sits on the Shrine
2629
2630Aliyah waves back while looking at the ground
2631and so you leave, with the shrine in your back, and your next objective, the AKT foward operating lab...
2632Kale (GM): didya rike it
2633Jazz: ye
2634Kale (GM): Anything you wanna comment or something?
2635Kawaii: nah, breddy gud
2636Kale (GM): Well see, I'm craving for critiscism cause as much as you liked it I'm still running half a game, and Yuki didn't play for most of it
2637Jazz: hmmmmmmmm
2638Kawaii: hmmmmmmmm
2639Jazz: ur gay
2640Kale (GM): no u
2641but seriously
2642sometimes it's hard to figure out if I'm DMing well or not
2643Jazz: well
2644hmmm
2645I can't really think of much
2646so I'd say you're doing a good job
2647Kale (GM): It'd help me believe that if Foron and Yuki played more than "barely"
2648Jazz: well foron is like that
2649yuki just had some uninvited guests
2650Kale (GM): I guess
2651Jazz: plus his dinners are always long
2652Kale (GM): that I've noticed
2653Jazz: so most of the chance he had to play/talk was then
2654on top of family being there
2655Kale (GM): well next time on ryuutama
2656science desert labs
2657and weird science man
2658Jazz: i love full metal alchemist
2659:^)
2660Kale (GM): welp, now I have to reference it
2661I'll have to turn SOMEONE into a chimera
2662Jazz: gross
2663Kawaii: woow
2664Kale (GM): nah
2665I barely even watched fma
2666but the question now
2667is Momo gonna turn bear mode for Aila
2668Kawaii: eh
2669maybe
2670Jazz: >not being bear mode irl
2671Kale (GM): my chest hair is velcro my man
2672anyways
2673night night
2674Jazz: >not being bear mode irl
2675Kale (GM): hey
2676Jazz: for you
2677Yuki: rolling d420
2678(
2679238
2680)
2681= 238
2682rolling 4d20!
2683(
26844
2685+
26869
2687+
268818
2689+
26909
2691)
2692= 40
2693Kale (GM): okay then
2694Aliyah: rolling d420
2695(
2696294
2697)
2698= 294
2699rolling 4d20
2700(
27011
2702+
27034
2704+
270510
2706+
27071
2708)
2709= 16
2710(good thing I got these two 1's out of the way)
2711Yuki: rolling 3d6!
2712(
27134
2714+
27151
2716+
27174
2718)
2719= 9
2720hmm
2721rolling 4d6!
2722(
27235
2724+
27255
2726+
27274
2728+
27295
2730)
2731= 19
2732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i30T1O_FfPQ&
2733Yuki: this says my rolls will be average
2734Momo: rolling d420
2735(
2736360
2737)
2738= 360
2739rolling 4d20
2740(
274110
2742+
27435
2744+
27452
2746+
27471
2748)
2749= 18
2750Kale (GM): Do you guys prefer having a session that goes pretty late, or have some content cut short and left for another time
2751considering that we're 5 hours late
2752Jazz: up2u
2753Momo: (generally, when it's already a late start, I just go with introducing something)
2754Kale (GM): it was supposed to be two things happening today
2755but I'll just go with the most important one, and see how much time we have left
2756after leaving the Shrine, you kept riding wherever Aila guided you, Heide's been worringly mellow these past few days, sometimes just being quiet for an entire day
2757you don't want to admit it, but you swore you saw her yesterday just standing in the outskirts of the camp, almost like a souless piece of armor, it hasn't been a problem yet, but you can see Aila is keeping an eye on her
27583 days after leaving the Shrine, you're walking in a rocky area of the desert, mountains and some long forgotten ruins in the distance, altough....
2759nobody's said anything about the carved rock heads into the mountain....
2760Momo: "So what's with the rock formations?"
2761Aila Udon: "What rock formations?"
2762Lena Anasova: "Heads?"
2763Aliyah: "I doubt erosion made them like that."
2764Nhazul: "What're you talking about?"
2765https://youtu.be/nnWzY7rHdV0
2766The Cat: "Uh, no, I can see them, they're pretty big"
2767
2768Aila Udon tries to look in the direction you're looking
2769Aila Udon: "Seem like plain old rocks to me"
2770Momo: "Well that's not a good sign."
2771Aila Udon: "Uuuuh, we'll check your condition when we set up camp okay babe?"
2772Momo: "Sure."
2773
2774Nhazul scratches his head, then shrugs
2775Aliyah: "The further we get away from these creepy rocks the better."
2776The Cat: "I...I concur"
2777Heide Blumengard: "....."
2778you all keep walking past the rocks, trying to ign- I'm seeing you -ore the creepy aura those heads are giving, thankfully, you leave soon enough with no problems...
27791 day later
2780the dunes are hitting much harder than usual, you had to take out Lena from a sinkhole at one point, thankfully nothing bad happened
2781as you finally see a structure, Aila stops you
2782Aila Udon: "We got to the AKT lab..."
2783Momo: "Eh?"
2784Aila Udon: "I'd say we should be careful with what we do here, this is private property"
2785Momo: "Right, so I'll just not touch anything."
2786Aliyah: "What's our goal here?"
2787Aila Udon: "..."
2788
2789Aila Udon checks the map "Why did I mark this place again?"
2790Aila Udon: "Ooooh, right, old contract, asked me to see how they made the power crystals"
2791Momo: "That and we can probably top off our supplies here."
2792Aila Udon: "Well, I assume they have supplies, but, I'm not sure we'll get them that easy..."
2793Momo: "Probably not..."
2794
2795Nhazul points to the man in camouflage "What about that guy? maybe we could ask him if he could let us see the place?"
2796
2797Momo approaches "Hey pal, does this place do tours or anything like that?"
2798
2799Beat Baumgartner looks at you with blue tinted glasses
2800
2801Beat Baumgartner looks at Aila, then at the cat, before widening his eyes somewhat
2802
2803Beat Baumgartner gives a wide smile "Sure~"
2804Beat Baumgartner: "What do they call you?"
2805
2806Beat Baumgartner extends a hand
2807
2808Momo shakes his hand and points over his shoulder"I'm Momo. That's Aila, Aliyah, Lena, Amy, Heide, Nhazul, and the cat."
2809Beat Baumgartner: "You can call me Beat, Owner and CEO of AKT corporations"
2810
2811Beat Baumgartner has a smug shit eating grin on his face "Follow me"
2812
2813Momo blinks, mildly surprised and gestures for the others to follow
2814Beat Baumgartner: "So you the leader of your rag tag team of 2 syllable named compadres?"
2815Momo: "Not sure I'd call myself much of a leader."
2816Beat Baumgartner: "Well you're the one that's talking for them, so I assumed"
2817
2818Beat Baumgartner looks at the security guard "They're with me"
2819Fluch: "Um sir, are you sure, this is a classif-"
2820Beat Baumgartner: "Oh wow, I come here expecting a dutiful guard and you want me to dole out fucks to give for your pathetic opinions! do what I say"
2821Fluch: "Yes sir"
2822Beat Baumgartner: "Do check for weapons"
2823
2824Fluch hands over a bag "please leave all your weapons in this bag"
2825
2826Momo lays his sword and hunting knife into the bag "Alright then."
2827one by one everyone leaves whatever weapon they have, Aila leaves her gun in the bag as well
2828roll perception
2829
2830Aliyah grips her staff tightly by her side as everyone else puts their weapons in the bag
2831Aliyah: rolling 4d6
2832(
28332
2834+
28354
2836+
28376
2838+
28395
2840)
2841= 17
2842Momo: rolling 2d6
2843(
28442
2845+
28463
2847)
2848= 5
2849Lena Anasova: rolling 3d6
2850(
28514
2852+
28536
2854+
28551
2856)
2857= 11
2858you only get a split second of it, but beat motioned the guard to do...something...
2859Fluch: "Ma'am the staff"
2860
2861Lena Anasova is holding her sword in one hand, sovnya already passed over.
2862Lena Anasova: "...something wrong?"
2863Aliyah: "Oh please not my staff. I can't walk very well without it."
2864roll bluff
2865
2866Lena Anasova looks at Aliyah and then at the guard.
2867Aliyah: (what influences bluff rolls)
2868Beat Baumgartner: (I suppose anything charisma related)
2869Aliyah: (cute? :DDD)
2870Momo: (yes)
2871Aliyah: (here I come I am cinnamon)
2872Beat Baumgartner: (I'll let you use one dice)
2873(oh wait)
2874(You only have one dice of cute)
2875(fine)
2876Aliyah: rolling 3d6
2877(
28783
2879+
28806
2881+
28826
2883)
2884= 15
2885(wew)
2886Lena Anasova: (fucking owned)
2887(we all get our weapons back)
2888Aliyah: (lel)
2889Beat Baumgartner: "Fine, let the cripple keep it"
2890Fluch: "Yes sir"
2891
2892Lena Anasova hands over her sword reluctantly.
2893Aliyah: (why I oughta)
2894Fluch: "Thank you"
2895Lena Anasova: (gonna be 2 more cripples by the end of today :DDD)
2896Beat Baumgartner: "All done?"
2897"Okay then, let's do a tour of the place"
2898
2899Lena Anasova makes a mental note to get a concealed weapon next time.
2900you all enter the lav and it's more modern than expected, all technology you've seen before felt like stuck in the 80's or 90's, but this seems outright futuristic
2901Beat Baumgartner: "Okay, here at AKT corporations are the frontrunners in creating new advances on technology, wether it's domestic, medicinal, ecologic, or militaristic"
2902"You kids ever heard of something called lie detectors? we're just pumping them out for government use"
2903Momo: "Lie detector?"
2904Beat Baumgartner: "Yeah, lie detector, gold star to whoever figures it out"
2905Lena Anasova: (can I roll smarts?)
2906Beat Baumgartner: (ye)
2907Lena Anasova: rolling 4d6
2908(
29092
2910+
29114
2912+
29131
2914+
29151
2916)
2917= 8
2918Aliyah: (wowie)
2919Lena Anasova: (sasuga as expected)
2920Aliyah: rolling 4d6
2921(
29224
2923+
29242
2925+
29265
2927+
29283
2929)
2930= 14
2931Lena Anasova: "That sounds familiar..."
2932
2933Beat Baumgartner keeps walking as a young blond girl appears next to him
2934Guida: "Sir..."
2935"I did not know we were having...visitors..."
2936Beat Baumgartner: "It's okay, these fellows are passing just passing trough, gotta show them some of our hospitality right?"
2937
2938Beat Baumgartner says something to Guida in another language, Lena, roll perception
2939Lena Anasova: (hmm)
2940(wait)
2941(what do I roll?)
2942Momo: (probably smarts)
2943Lena Anasova: rolling 4d6
2944(
29451
2946+
29474
2948+
29492
2950+
29515
2952)
2953= 12
2954(sasuga AS EXPECTED)
2955whatever language it is, it's familiar, way too familiar
2956
2957Lena Anasova tilts her head as she watches Guida.
2958Lena Anasova: (we talking like rough and coarse or like rolling r's?)
2959
2960Guida does a salute and leaves, giving you one last look of pure disdain
2961
2962Lena Anasova flashes her best smile.
2963Guida: "Who gave you permission to look at me, maggot?"
2964
2965Guida leaves from another door
2966
2967Lena Anasova shrugs.
2968Beat Baumgartner: "Don't mind her, she's bad knowing new people"
2969Lena Anasova: "...I see."
2970Momo: "She's young."
2971Beat Baumgartner: "...somewhat"
2972Momo: "She related...or talented?"
2973Beat Baumgartner: "little of column A, little of column B"
2974"Not blood related, but close enough"
2975you keep walking until you reach a window into a producing line "Now, all of our products are powered by an unique form of fuel known only to us"
2976Beat Baumgartner: "Everyone calls it power crystals, but it's official name is ragnite"
2977"Ragnite is...in essence... the solidified magical soul of a magical creature"
2978"Kinda like beef from a cow, only we steal the soul of the cow, and leave the beef"
2979"Kinda getting all that?"
2980Momo: "I'm following so far."
2981Aliyah: "Somewhat yeah."
2982Beat Baumgartner: "One full ragnite crystal is powerful enough to power something for years on end"
2983"So we grind them to dust, and sell them for the more low end products"
2984"Like washing machines, or long distance radios"
2985"Oh hey, they brought some new cattle"
2986
2987Lena Anasova looks around
2988
2989Beat Baumgartner a caravan stops inside the producing line, before they drop an unicorn, and a bunch of pixies "We're not harming the ecosystem in any way, by the way"
2990Beat Baumgartner: "These are all grown on special farms, only for this purpose"
2991
2992Beat Baumgartner takes off his glasses "Here's a fun little gadget" and motions for anyone to put the glasses on
2993
2994Lena Anasova takes them hesitantly.
2995you can see a bluish aura emanating from the magical creatures, the Unicorn much more than the pixies, altough the biggest aura reading in the entire room...
2996is the cat
2997Beat Baumgartner: "Fun little gadget huh? let's me read the magical presence of beings"
2998"We hand them out to some employees, mostly the ones in charge of the farming"
2999
3000Lena Anasova nods slowly as she compares Aliyah and the unicorn.
3001funnily enough, you remember the book about magical energy, Aliyah seems to be a level above you and Amy
3002however, the unicorn has much more aura than Aliyah
3003Beat Baumgartner: "Well, that's one part of the tour done"
3004
3005Lena Anasova hands back the glasses.
3006Aila Udon: "How do you turn the creatures into the ragnite?"
3007Beat Baumgartner: "Trade secret"
3008
3009Beat Baumgartner eyes up Aila and continues walking
3010Beat Baumgartner: "Any other questions that aren't suspicious of corporate espionage?"
3011Momo: "Do you sell full crystals to people who can pay or just the dust?"
3012Beat Baumgartner: "The full crystals are more for companies, we haven't sold them to general populace, unless it's asked specifically from us"
3013"The higher the aura, the bigger the crystal"
3014"that unicorn you saw there fetches for about....50 million gold the full crystal"
3015"Usually reserved to government, or known companies you see"
3016Lena Anasova: "...are pixies sentient?"
3017Beat Baumgartner: "wild ones? Yes, but in our farms we drug them to the point of non-sapiency"
3018"More humane I suppose"
3019Lena Anasova: "I... I see.."
3020Momo: "..."
3021Beat Baumgartner: "Or less, it's kinda hard"
3022
3023Beat Baumgartner shrugs "Money is money am I right?"
3024Beat Baumgartner: "out of our cattle that's sapient..."
3025"Pixies, and some certain tribal half-beast from the other side of the region"
3026"I think a scientist wanted to have a cattle produce with non-tribal half beasts, but there's few of them that are inherently magical"
3027"And we didn't know if it was unethical enough that it would create controversy, so we dropped it"
3028
3029Lena Anasova is doing her best to absorb this with a neutral expression.
3030
3031Beat Baumgartner chuckles "So, no harvesting rabbit girl ears for the market"
3032Beat Baumgartner: "It's a joke"
3033
3034Beat Baumgartner gives a smile
3035
3036Aliyah laughs very loudly and sarcastically
3037
3038Momo looks more stone-faced than impassive for a change
3039Beat Baumgartner: "Fun fact: rabbit ears were used for alchemist components, and decoration, good luck you see"
3040"Anyways"
3041"You guys want to eat anything? we have a bitching cafeteria"
3042Lena Anasova: "Uh... maybe later."
3043Aliyah: (lel)
3044Beat Baumgartner: "you sure, the lunch lady knows how to make these killer sandwiches"
3045"oh well"
3046
3047Beat Baumgartner keeps walking and motioning you to follow
3048
3049Lena Anasova follows, less enthusiastically than before.
3050
3051Momo continues to follow
3052
3053Aila Udon hangs back but keeps following
3054
3055Aliyah shrugs and continues walking with them.
3056
3057The Cat looks uncomfortable and jumps on Lena's head
3058Beat Baumgartner: "Now, onto the manufacturing of our products"
3059
3060Beat Baumgartner enters a door, and puts some sound reduction headphones
3061
3062Beat Baumgartner you enter the factory, with people working on machine parts, while conveyor belts go trough the plant, workers vary wildly in age, from men in their 40's to guys that don't even look legally adult yet
3063you enter the factory, with people working on machine parts, while conveyor belts go trough the plant, workers vary wildly in age, from men in their 40's to guys that don't even look legally adult yet
3064Beat Baumgartner: "This is were we make our shit! I think this is the one were we make washing machines!"
3065"Anyone of you have one!?"
3066
3067Aila Udon stays silent
3068Momo: "I've got one."
3069Beat Baumgartner: "Well, I'm not expecting you to understand how this is made, high grade level shit y'know!?"
3070Aliyah: "I know a few people who have one!"
3071(we're shouting above the factory noise right)
3072Beat Baumgartner: (Ye)
3073"Well, don't be a stranger and join the trend honey! you don't know how much dosh we make with these things!"
3074"Anyways, let's bounce!"
3075
3076Beat Baumgartner leaves and gets out of the factory noise
3077after that, it's much more calmer description about how all the shit is made, stopped by beat eating a sandwich in front of you
3078Beat Baumgartner: "You sure you're not gonna buy one?"
3079Aliyah: "I don't really have a place to put one."
3080Beat Baumgartner: "Oh, I'm sorry, didn't know you had no stomach"
3081
3082Beat Baumgartner keeps eating the sandwich in front of you
3083Beat Baumgartner: "So, what's your story, how you got here?"
3084Aliyah: (I thought he was still talking about washing machines)
3085Lena Anasova: "...it's a rather long story."
3086Beat Baumgartner: "Does it have hooker involved?"
3087"Sorry, bad form"
3088"If it's too long you can shorten it to, why you got here?"
3089
3090Aliyah tilts her head towards Aila.
3091
3092Beat Baumgartner smiles at you "We don't really have plenty of school trips here"
3093Aila Udon: "U-u-uh, we got lost and landed in here, we were expecting to find a place that would shield us from the sand"
3094"You know cartago? we're heading there, but got lost in the wilderness"
3095Beat Baumgartner: "Yeah, I know the place, few places in here that actually has a mayor"
3096"And a police force"
3097"And laws"
3098"Pain in my ass if you ask me"
3099"bitches don't know the free market provides"
3100Momo: "Whatever works for 'em."
3101Beat Baumgartner: "Yeah, and what works for me is lawless land mad max sty-"
3102"Sorry old speach habits"
3103"Anyways, no law works for me"
3104"Now, how about we come to my office"
3105
3106Beat Baumgartner starts heading there
3107Beat Baumgartner: "you gonna follow, or you gonna stand there like retards?"
3108
3109Aliyah follows suit
3110
3111Momo goes along
3112you get to the door of the office before beat looks at you "Okay, I wanna talk business with you"
3113Beat Baumgartner: "Who's the owner of the cat?"
3114Momo: "The cat's not for sale."
3115Beat Baumgartner: "Hey, we ain't discussing that yet"
3116"I'm asking who's the owner"
3117"Or at least closest relative, if that's your style"
3118Momo: "If you wanna get technical, I guess you'd say Amy's the owner."
3119Beat Baumgartner: "Okay then"
3120
3121Beat Baumgartner looks at Amy but before he says anything she goes "I-I-I need to use the bathroom" before leaving
3122Beat Baumgartner: "Fine, fine, she can join us later"
3123"Let's go inside the office"
3124the office is big and empty, with only a desk and no chairs, except for the one behind the desk itself, forcing you to stand
3125Beat Baumgartner: "Now, let's talk about buying the cat"
3126Momo: "I told you. Not for sale."
3127
3128The Cat looks timid and gets behind Lena for a change
3129Beat Baumgartner: "That's what a mother says before they sell their child"
3130"Everything has a price, just that sometimes it ain't money"
3131Momo: "I'd like to hope that's not a threat."
3132
3133Beat Baumgartner keeps smiling and puts his shoulders on the desk, as he is seated in the leather chair
3134Beat Baumgartner: "what's your biggest desire?"
3135"C'mon, if it was a threat I'd have a bunch of armed guards next to me"
3136"Just a discussion that's talking about...sensitive...topics"
3137Aliyah: (>shoulders on the desk)
3138(elbows?)
3139Beat Baumgartner: (Yeah that)
3140Aliyah: (kek)
3141Beat Baumgartner: (Me speaki de english)
3142
3143Lena Anasova frowns. "What's your interdimensional travel capability?"
3144Lena Anasova: "For starters."
3145Aliyah: (slams his head into the desk "What's your desire)
3146Beat Baumgartner: "Shit, that's some big words"
3147
3148Lena Anasova sits forward with her hands steepled.
3149Lena Anasova: "We're talking time and space."
3150Aliyah: (there's only one chair nigga you ain't sitting down)
3151Lena Anasova: (fine)
3152
3153Lena Anasova has her arms crossed.
3154Beat Baumgartner: "Time is y space is x right?"
3155"Or am I getting it wrong?"
3156Lena Anasova: "Not in interdimensional coordinates."
3157
3158Beat Baumgartner smiles "For a young bitch you sure are a nerd aren't cha~"
3159
3160Lena Anasova slams her fist on the table.
3161
3162Lena Anasova starts cussing at Beat in Russian.
3163Lena Anasova: CYKA BLYAT
3164Beat Baumgartner: "Oh shit, that's russian!"
3165Lena Anasova: "Fuck yes it is."
3166Beat Baumgartner: "I think I know some russian, wait..."
3167
3168Beat Baumgartner says "fuck off" before saying "What did I say? man, my rusky is pretty rusty~"
3169Beat Baumgartner: "Anyways"
3170"Let's say I know interdimensional travel"
3171"Would you sell the cat for that?"
3172
3173Beat Baumgartner keeps smiling
3174
3175Lena Anasova frowns. "Not for a supposition."
3176Lena Anasova: "And I haven't finished yet."
3177
3178Lena Anasova looks over at Momo. "What's that wizard guy's name?"
3179Beat Baumgartner: "Please go on"
3180Momo: (uhhh)
3181Beat Baumgartner: (Zuluaga)
3182Momo: (right)
3183"Zuluaga I think."
3184Lena Anasova: "And the uhh..."
3185"The dragon we're supposed to find?"
3186Aliyah: (I'm eating food rn so don'[t expect any lightning fast responses)
3187
3188Beat Baumgartner raises an eyebrow "Let me make an interjection here"
3189Beat Baumgartner: "And change the deal"
3190"We can discuss the worth of the cat later"
3191"You said Zuluaga"
3192"I'm no wizard, but my ears are dumbo sized"
3193"I know where he is, I know who he is"
3194
3195Lena Anasova frowns. "Information we have already."
3196
3197Beat Baumgartner puts his feet on the table "Do and yet, do you know how to get there?"
3198
3199Lena Anasova frowns. "You think information is a fair trade? Don't spit on me."
3200Beat Baumgartner: "not for the cat"
3201"Nah, you're too stuck to that pussy"
3202
3203Beat Baumgartner looks at Aila "Her gun"
3204
3205Lena Anasova looks at Aila.
3206Lena Anasova: "It's not my property."
3207
3208Aila Udon looks at the man "U-u-uh, I-I-i-t's not for s-sa-"
3209Lena Anasova: "Besides."
3210Beat Baumgartner: "Why you want zuluaga"
3211Lena Anasova: "What makes you think your information is worth more than an army equipped with Mosins?"
3212"The weaponry I've seen here is shameful."
3213Momo: "She's got a point. We can find him on our own, and we'll probably need that when we do."
3214Lena Anasova: "Where I come from, that thing is already a relic in a museum."
3215
3216Beat Baumgartner gives two fingers "Here's my counter argument"
3217Beat Baumgartner: "one, if you're looking for zuluaga, it means he did something to you, and he likes to do curses, and that's a cursed metal bitch if I've seen one"
3218
3219Beat Baumgartner points at heide
3220Beat Baumgartner: "Two, I'm a merchant first, not a general or a scientist in search for world domination"
3221
3222Lena Anasova raises an eyebrow.
3223Beat Baumgartner: "Being able to replicate the design of a mosin, would be pretty valuable if you ask me"
3224"Give the peasant folk a chance"
3225Lena Anasova: "Making my point for me."
3226Beat Baumgartner: "Yes"
3227Lena Anasova: "Why not make my own army instead?"
3228"I see no reason to hand over the advantage of the century."
3229"For mere words."
3230Beat Baumgartner: "But how valuable is your friend?"
3231"As I see it"
3232"She looks like a metallic decoration instead of human"
3233
3234Beat Baumgartner looks at heide "Hey, hey bitch"
3235
3236Beat Baumgartner takes a pencil and tosses it at her, garnering no reaction
3237Heide Blumengard: "f...fuck of..."
3238
3239Heide Blumengard does nothing
3240
3241Lena Anasova frowns. "I know the value of that gun better than anyone in this room."
3242Momo: "And I'd appreciate you not speaking of my dear friend like that."
3243Beat Baumgartner: "And I'm an avid reader, and I've read of curses"
3244"Full metal bitch over here, don't got a lot of time"
3245"Unless you get an express pass from me"
3246"I lend you my forces, and my transport"
3247"State of the art"
3248"I'm reducing your trip from weeks, to 3 or 4 days"
3249Beat Baumgartner: "And I'm ensuring, giant shield glory hole over here, a safe, and secure way of reverting her back"
3250
3251Beat Baumgartner smiles "Now, how's that for a deal?"
3252Momo: "Not sure I like it unless she gets her gun back at the very least."
3253Aliyah: "Your boorish attitude is wearing my patience very thin."
3254
3255Beat Baumgartner smiles even harder and throws back his head "A few months then, just enough to replicate it"
3256
3257Lena Anasova looks over at Momo. "You don't know what you're handing him."
3258Beat Baumgartner: "you lose nothing"
3259"And win a whoooole lot more"
3260Momo: "A few months?"
3261Lena Anasova: "You're giving this man a weapon that can kill anyone from a distance."
3262Momo: "It's not my decision anyway."
3263"It ain't my gun, and I'm definitely not about to ask Aila to part with something dear to her."
3264
3265Lena Anasova mumbles, "60 millon dead.."
3266Beat Baumgartner: "you're all talk, but look at her, she can't handle this sexy deal"
3267Momo: "And I've seen it in action. It's worth more than a trip."
3268you didn't notice until now, but small gasps of air and signs of tears are falling from Aila's face
3269Aila Udon: "D-d-dad told me...to never give my weapon...t-t-to anyone..."
3270
3271Momo puts a hand on her shoulder "And you don't have to."
3272Lena Anasova: "In my world, weapons like that killed 3% of the world's population."
3273
3274Aila Udon keeps crying "b-b-but I d-don't want Heide to d-die"
3275Momo: "Don't let him string you along like that."
3276Aila Udon: "I-I-I h-have to w-w-wake up e-every morning sniff wondering if it finally got to her..."
3277"I-I-I just want h-her to smile a-a-again, l-l-like before"
3278Beat Baumgartner: "Ma'am, I can't possibly know how hard your situation is"
3279Momo: "Shut it."
3280"I know what you're trying to do."
3281Beat Baumgartner: "But, in my care, your friend, has nothing to worry about"
3282
3283Lena Anasova frowns. "So you kill us after and take whatever else is useful."
3284Beat Baumgartner: "We have qualified wizards in our ranks, all equipped with curse retardant scrolls, some of them know the spell by memory"
3285"Why the hell would I kill you?"
3286
3287Beat Baumgartner smiles "I don't have to do that sort of barbarity"
3288Momo: "A dragon couldn't reverse the curse."
3289Lena Anasova: "What makes you think you can?"
3290Beat Baumgartner: "I didn't say reverse you moron"
3291"Retardant"
3292"Re-tar-dant"
3293
3294Lena Anasova kicks the desk.
3295Beat Baumgartner: "A curse can only be dispelled by elimination the owner that created it"
3296"Dragon not being able to? okay a little weird"
3297"But hey, maybe the desert crazyness got to you"
3298"And please don't kick my desk, it costs more than your virginity"
3299Lena Anasova: "Good."
3300
3301Lena Anasova kicks it again.
3302
3303Beat Baumgartner laughs a little
3304Lena Anasova: (just like explode the office bro)
3305(allahu akbar bro)
3306Beat Baumgartner: "So, I didn't get the cat, no harm done"
3307"buuuuut I'm preeettyy suuuure"
3308"I got the guuuuun~"
3309Momo: "Aila, don't."
3310
3311Aila Udon keeps crying "I-I-I just want to end this!"
3312Beat Baumgartner: "And you will"
3313
3314Aliyah slams her staff on the ground. "Then we go and we kill that fucking wizard who put the curse on your friend. I'm tired of listening to this grimy salesman. Why are we even still here?
3315Beat Baumgartner: "Oy vey, no need to be so angry"
3316Aliyah: "There's plenty in this world to be mad about and you pale in comparison."
3317
3318Momo holds Aila closer "You've made my girlfriend cry in some vain attempt to make her give up a valuable artifact to shave maybe a day or two off of our travel time."
3319
3320Lena Anasova frowns. "I've met mob bosses better at arguing than you."
3321Beat Baumgartner: "C'mon I'm an entrepenues"
3322"Not a salesman"
3323Momo: "I've been much less calm over far less."
3324Beat Baumgartner: "Less calm? with that stone face of yours? seems like your faking it for brownie points buddy"
3325
3326Beat Baumgartner chuckles
3327Momo: "Probably because I'm trying to be nice."
3328Beat Baumgartner: "But, hey, life ain't easy, which reminds me"
3329Momo: "And not pin you to the wall behind that desk."
3330Beat Baumgartner: "How long have we been talking?"
3331Aliyah: "Far too long."
3332Momo: "I think it's time we go."
3333
3334Beat Baumgartner checks his watch
3335Beat Baumgartner: "wait a second"
3336"Out of courtesy and me being a sucker for drama"
3337
3338Beat Baumgartner holds a radio and speaks to it "Guida you finished?"
3339Guida: "Yes"
3340Beat Baumgartner: "Coolio, you always make me smile"
3341
3342Beat Baumgartner looks at you "Thank you for coming, your shit will be given once you exit"
3343Momo: "...Sure."
3344
3345Lena Anasova turns to leave, holding the cat.
3346
3347Aliyah walks towards the door and turns around flipping both birds before walking out
3348
3349Beat Baumgartner flips her off with a smile
3350Beat Baumgartner: "Have a good day, you fucking goy!"
3351
3352Beat Baumgartner laughs darkly
3353
3354Momo walks out with Heide and Aila
3355Momo: (he fucked up)
3356(now after I'm done turning heide back)
3357
3358Aila Udon walks out with Momo, hugginh him tight
3359Momo: (I'm going to level this la)
3360Aila Udon: "I just wanted to turn everything back"
3361Momo: "Knowing this guy, he probably already got everything he needed to know from your gun..."
3362Aila Udon: "I-I-I shoulda givein it to him"
3363"I-I-I'm a bad friend..."
3364
3365Aila Udon keeps crying
3366Momo: "No, I should've given him a swift boot to the ass."
3367
3368Lena Anasova does her best to stand straight as she keeps walking out.
3369Heide Blumengard: "...it's..."
3370"O-ok..."
3371
3372Heide Blumengard keeps walking, and a hint of a smile comes from her face
3373Momo: "When Heide's back to normal, I'm coming back and leveling this place."
3374Nhazul: "You know...I haven't said anything till now..."
3375"But..."
3376
3377Nhazul scratches his neck and looks incredibly scared "I saw some of their bigger crystals..."
3378Nhazul: "A-a-and they remind me of the one Nal had..."
3379
3380Nhazul shakes his head "I hope I'm just going crazy"
3381Momo: "You're probably not."
3382"Who knows, maybe they're both trying to make the same thing."
3383The Cat: "I think I'm gonna throw up once we get out of here"
3384"This ain't the level of stress a cat should experience"
3385Momo: "Dealing with businessmen like that isn't the kind of stress I wish on anybody..."
3386"He reminds me of that damn crime boss..."
3387The Cat: "Just...."
3388"Thanks, for, not selling me out, if it's any comfort"
3389Momo: "It's nothing."
3390and so, you leave the facility followed by guards, before they give you your weapons
3391
3392Momo double checks his and Aila's
3393Fluch: "Mr. Baumhauser says, that he gladly waits for you to visit him again"
3394
3395Aila Udon gives a double check to her gun
3396
3397Aila Udon has a worried face but grabs it nontheless
3398
3399Lena Anasova takes her weapons.
3400Momo: "What is it?"
3401Aliyah: "Oh we'll be sure to visit again."
3402Lena Anasova: "Indeed."
3403
3404Aila Udon sighs "This is my rifle, this rifle is mine..."
3405Momo: "If they did anything to it..."
3406
3407Aila Udon has a shaky voice "Please let this be my rifle" holding her forehead to the body, before putting it in her back
3408Momo: "..."
3409Aila Udon: "I-I-it's okay"
3410Momo: "It isn't if they actually did something like steal yours."
3411Aila Udon: "I-I-I'm j-j-just a little shaken"
3412"I-I-I'll tell you later"
3413"I-I-I just want to leave this place"
3414
3415Momo pats her on the head and nods
3416and so, you leave, it almost feel refreshing to get out of that lab
3417
3418Lena Anasova lets out a deep sigh and holds her head when she's at a safer distance.
3419after leaving, Aila has been mostly quiet, hugging Heide most of the time, and just all around being with her
3420
3421Nhazul puts his hand on Momo's shoulder "Hey, bro, I don't know if you were serious about leveling that place to the floor"
3422Nhazul: "But if it is, and if Nal is roped on shady business with those jerks, then count me in"
3423Momo: "Oh I was serious."
3424
3425The Cat waited for a good time to throw up, apparently he was serious about that too
3426
3427Momo looks angry for a moment "Nobody treats my friends like that."
3428
3429Heide Blumengard sometimes hugs Aila, sometimes she has no will to do it
3430Nhazul: "I know"
3431"I'm behind you when you need it"
3432Momo: "We can always get them on our way back."
3433
3434Lena Anasova checks her weapons for signs of tampering.
3435Lena, they seems alright...
3436roll perception
3437Lena Anasova: rolling 4d6
3438(
34391
3440+
34414
3442+
34431
3444+
34455
3446)
3447= 11
3448(wow)
3449
3450Momo checks his own
3451Momo: rolling 3d6
3452(
34531
3454+
34552
3456+
34575
3458)
3459= 8
3460(I mean its not like a 5 is a fail)
3461Nhazul: (It is in this situation)
3462Lena Anasova: (thought so)
3463(what are the drama dice even for?)
3464Nhazul: (Extra dice)
3465Lena Anasova: (oh)
3466rolling 6d6
3467(
34681
3469+
34706
3471+
34722
3473+
34744
3475+
34762
3477+
34782
3479)
3480= 17
3481Lena, your sword's hilt has a tiny bump, you can't even feel it with your hand
3482it looks like the source of rough handling more than anything
3483
3484Lena Anasova frowns at it. "That's odd."
3485Aila Udon: "What?"
3486Lena Anasova: "How do you even damage a magic weapon?"
3487Aila Udon: "I-I...what?"
3488
3489Lena Anasova indicates the bump. "Here."
3490Aila Udon: "I-I-I don't think you ca-"
3491Momo: "..."
3492
3493Aila Udon gets up "they did something, they did something, they did something"
3494
3495Aila Udon grabs her rifle, with the most worried face you've ever seen in her face, repeating the mantra of "this is my rifle, my rifle is mine" over and over again, dismantling the mosin
3496Aila Udon: "C'monc'monc'mon"
3497"Momo, check your weapon as well"
3498Momo: "I can't find anything on mine but I can't shake the feeling..."
3499Aila Udon: "I wasn't paranoid"
3500you can reroll perception with a +2
3501Momo: rolling 5d6
3502(
35033
3504+
35054
3506+
35076
3508+
35094
3510+
35114
3512)
3513= 21
3514Aliyah: (nice)
3515you shake your sword hard enough and fiddle with the trigger mechanism of the hilt, it makes a weird sound when you pull the trigger, it's really, really faint, but there's a difference
3516Momo: "..."
3517"Over the line..."
3518
3519Aila Udon finishes dismantling the mosin
3520Lena Anasova: (gonna be more than two cripples by the end)
3521
3522Aila Udon lays it out all in order
3523Lena Anasova: (did anyone do the red sand thing?I don't think we did)
3524Aila Udon: "W-w-what the fuck is this shit"
3525
3526Aila Udon holds one screw, that's slightly covered in some faintly glowing greenish blood
3527Aila Udon: (Aliyah, you can roll a smarts to see if you know)
3528Aliyah: rolling 4d6
3529(
35306
3531+
35322
3533+
35346
3535+
35363
3537)
3538= 17
3539(bravissimo)
3540considering the situation, you can make an educated guess
3541the bavarium radar beetle, a certain kind of magical beetle, who were born with the magical advantage, of tracing it's own secretions, in order to find their way back home
3542
3543Lena Anasova taps her Sovnya on her sword, freezing the bump.
3544it is said that the beetle knows were it's secretion is, anywhere in the world, and it's used by corporations, to trace their equipment
3545Lena Anasova: (brb)
3546Aliyah: "Just an entrepreneur my ass."
3547
3548Aliyah looks to Aila. "This goop is from a beetle that can find where it left it anywhere in the world."
3549Aliyah: "In other words he was planning on tracking us."
3550
3551Aila Udon looks shocked "I think I'm gonna be sick"
3552
3553Aila Udon takes the screw and starts washing it with water
3554Aliyah: (is that gonna work)
3555Aila Udon: (It'll diminish it, but not eliminate it)
3556Aliyah: (does aliyah know that enough to warn her)
3557Aila Udon: (ye)
3558Aliyah: "That'll weaken its innate tracking ability a bit, but it won't completely remove it."
3559Aila Udon: "So? you got a solution?"
3560Aliyah: "I'm not completely sure on how to remove it save not taking it with us, but I wouldn't tell you to do that."
3561
3562Aliyah thinks there for a bit. "Well I might be able to whip up something that could remove it once we set up camp."
3563Aila Udon: "T-t-thanks"
3564"We're lucky to have you with us"
3565
3566Aliyah pulls her hat down over her face and stutters out. "I-It's nothing."
3567Momo: "Don't sell yourself short."
3568
3569Aila Udon reassembles her rifle "I hope they only did that to us"
3570Momo: "I doubt it."
3571and so you leave, with doubts in your heads, after setting up camp, Aliyah stayed up all night creating potions to remove the magical goop, she was rewarded in headpats, hugs, and a much bigger dinner than normal (The cat, and Nhazul didn't really have the appetite)
3572Kale (GM): (That's a good place to end it I suppose)
3573Momo: (ye)
3574(but now my NAP has been violated)
3575(I'm now within my rights to slaughter every living being in that factory)
3576Aliyah: (even the child labor?_
3577Kale (GM): so is he
3578so better come equipped
3579Aliyah: (wowie)
3580Kale (GM): the man has tainted the purity of capitalism and the free market
3581are you a bad enough dude to kill all his henchmen and destroy his lab?
3582anyways
3583didya rike it
3584Kawaii: it was ogay
3585Jazz: i will FUCK that man up
3586Kale (GM): that's the intention
3587Kawaii: >not showing up, playing cordial, then kicking him straight in the fucking mouth as soon as we're in his office
3588Go ahead
3589send security
3590They gonna shoot him to shoot me?
3591Jazz: I doubt he'll be willing to do that
3592once the beetles can't trace us
3593Kale (GM): Couldn't have made him more unlikable
3594Kawaii: I'll gut him like a fucking trout with my bare hands
3595Kale (GM): unless he's pulling Aila's ears
3596Kawaii: He joked about cutting them off
3597At that point he'd already violated the NAP
3598but then he made her cry
3599and tampered with our weapons
3600and insulted literally everybody in the room
3601and that dumb nigga still thinks he can talk shit because I didn't look mad
3602Kawaii: he's getting the Jujunum punch
3603Kale (GM): lest not forget
3604he's also a jew
3605a german jew mind you, since Lena didn't pass the test to recognize what language he was talking about
3606Kawaii: >german kike who talks like a chad
3607I'll take Recipes for Disaster for 500, Alex
3608Kale (GM): 3rd generation holocaust survivor
3609Jazz: what a horrible tragedy his ancestors weren't put in the ovens
3610Lena Anasova: wew
3611Yuki: time for Pogroms 2.0
3612Jazz: kek
3613Yuki: also is it protein-based?
3614Kale (GM): whom
3615Yuki: most all secretions are protein-based
3616Kale (GM): it's uhhh, magical protein based
3617Yuki: so uhh
3618we use magic acid/base chemistry
3619or uhh
3620magic honey
3621or.....
3622just melt and reforge it
3623Jazz: alchemy my man
3624Yuki: ye
3625Kale (GM): Jazz solved it with magic grease
3626Yuki: nice
3627acid/base chem usually denatures proteins
3628honey has proteases in it
3629and uhh
3630cooking steaks
3631is an example of heat denaturing
3632Kale (GM): oh wow
3633Yuki: bio 101 :DDD
3634Kale (GM): science
3635Yuki: did you benkyou ni naru?
3636did you itadakimashita
3637?
3638Kale (GM): and a ching chong nip nong to you young man
3639Yuki: wew
3640Lena is now having secondhand Eastern Front flashbacks :DDD
3641her grandfather survived the Battle for Stalingrad after all
3642Kale (GM): too bad she's left her hitler's revenge at home
3643The problem is that you're now going to antagonize a giant monopoly of a corporation
3644in a place where law is nonexistant
3645and they could easily do whatever they want
3646so, best go at it prepared once you decide to kick his shit in
3647Yuki: but
3648no laws means we can hire Aila's merc buddies
3649and blow them up
3650and no one will think twice about it
3651Kale (GM): you can try
3652Yuki: hmmm
3653ok
3654we'll die trying then
3655after outfitting everyone with mosins
3656Kale (GM): but
3657can you build the mosin
3658Yuki: well it's not like it's impossible
3659we have a working prototype, you can reverse-engineer pretty easily
3660and we have dosh :DDD
3661Kale (GM): I'll make sure to put the title of "Merchant of death" to your name, once you pay a blacksmith to reverse engineer it, and take the plans for himself
3662:DDDDDD
3663Yuki: Kale
3664you don't do it that way
3665it's simple
3666you get the reverse-engineered plans
3667and then kill the blacksmith
3668of course
3669Kale (GM): I see
3670lena leaving a trail of blood her way
3671in order to get the most lethal weapon known to man
3672Yuki: anthrax
3673Kale (GM): nah
3674deez nutz
3675Yuki: we will die for our revenge
3676or die trying
3677Kawaii: See what this CEO is doing?
3678ｔｈｉｓ　ｃａｎｎｏｔ　ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅ
3679Kale (GM): The party has contracted a temporary case of the murderhobo I see
3680perfect
3681Jazz: k o n o m a m a j a d a m e
3682k o n o m a m a j a d a m e
3683k o n o m a m a j a d a m e
3684Kale (GM): but the question is
3685will Momo go fist of the north star on his ass?
3686Momo: rolling d420!
3687(
3688126
3689)
3690= 126
3691rolling 4d20!
3692(
369314
3694+
369514
3696+
369715
3698+
369918
3700)
3701= 61
3702>14 twice
3703>18 once
3704Kawaii: Momo intends to go 1488 on the lab
3705Jazz: impressive
3706Aliyah: rolling d420
3707(
3708308
3709)
3710= 308
3711rolling 4d20
3712(
37136
3714+
37155
3716+
37176
3718+
371915
3720)
3721= 32
3722Jazz: two sixes
3723check em
3724Kale (GM): fuck my life
3725this is the woes of working on demand
3726where they can tell me out of the blue "Come work" and I can't say no
3727I'll try to make something at some point today
3728but probably not now
3729sorry
3730Kawaii: it's cool fam
3731Kale (GM): hey
3732Godot: where's the pre-built jewish character stats
3733Kale (GM): tough you would know them by memory
3734Godot: they make a quicklist, but don't put a short description
3735smh
3736Kale (GM): >Don't put a short description
3737but they do
3738Godot: where
3739page uh
374092
3741just a giant list
3742Kale (GM): go up
3743you dumbo
3744Godot: nigga, that's just the normal listing
3745Kale (GM): so you're saying you want the quick list with a small description?
3746if so
3747Godot: only one book has done this correctly
3748Kale (GM): you're right on that front
3749Godot: yeah
3750Kale (GM): did you get the basis of combat yet?
3751Godot: nah, just reading
3752Kale (GM): I'm here to help if you need me
3753also, do you wanna stat Jill as well, or should I do that?
3754Godot: hmmmmmmmm
3755dunno yet
3756i'm not finishing the sheet today
3757rolling 4d20
3758(
37596
3760+
376111
3762+
376316
3764+
37651
3766)
3767= 34
3768rolling 1d420
3769(
3770108
3771)
3772= 108
3773Kale (GM): ayyyy
3774Godot: i got the abilities/weaknesses that matched the character
3775Kale (GM): for reference
37761 is "Good" 2 is "Adept" 3 is "Professional/this is your job" 4+ is supernatural/superhuman
3777Godot: ye
3778you can take a look at the sheet
3779Kale (GM): so I would say that if Ai Li is a 20 year veteran in insurance sale
3780wouldn't his knowledge be a bit up?
3781Godot: but reading the book, we design our own attacks?
3782Kale (GM): yeah
3783Godot: i wasn't sure what the limit was on abilities/weaknesses
3784Kale (GM): it's 3
3785Godot: oh
3786Kale (GM): for now it's 3
3787Godot: aight
3788wealthy works well
3789knowledge is a good
3790one
3791Kale (GM): I'd say up Knowledge
3792and maybe charismatic? he is a veteran salesman
3793Godot: yeah
3794that's what i was thinking
37952's for wealthy/char
37963 for knowledge?
3797Kale (GM): yeah, that seems good
3798I'll leave physical to your discretion
3799Godot: weakness is 3 as well?
3800i just threw a bunch that fit on there
3801Kale (GM): what weaknesses?
3802you can have as many abilities/weakness as you want
3803as long as it fits the character
3804and doesn't go over 3
3805Godot: love interest made sense
3806Kale (GM): ye
3807Godot: ageism/greedy
3808Kale (GM): he's pounding amazon christmas cake
3809Godot: hmmmmmmm
3810Kale (GM): I mean, I don't see a problem with them
3811Godot: coward fits, too
3812Kale (GM): they fit
3813I'd say give yourself some extra abilities so that you don't end up too weak
3814but apart from that you're a-ok
3815Godot: i was thinking evasive
3816was also thinking about what would make sense for an old man to have as an attack
3817gun?
3818Kale (GM): Well considering he has a bodyguard
3819Godot: ye, that too
3820Kale (GM): guns aren't a thing
3821could be he just punches shit
3822weak old man punches
3823Godot: ye
3824Kale (GM): but he's not meant to be on the front lines I suppose
3825Godot: the hell is DX
3826multiplier?
3827Kale (GM): Damage multiplies
3828Godot: default roll is 2, right
3829Kale (GM): ye
3830plus any attack modifiers you have
3831Godot: don't think i'd have any for regular punching
3832Kale (GM): Base DX is 1 I think
3833Godot: ye
3834Kale (GM): also
3835did you decide if you're gonna stat Jill as well?
3836or should I do that?
3837Godot: hmmmmmmmm
3838you should
3839still an npc
3840Kale (GM): K
3841I'll let you control her during combat
3842so that you actually have a chance in inflicting damage
3843Godot: lel
3844Kale (GM): I mean
3845what's a fat old asian man gonna do
3846Godot: cry
3847Kale (GM): his skills lie in, selling you insurance, and fucking hot women in doujins
3848Godot: pray to his amazon gf
3849Kale (GM): she's weaker than the PC's
3850but that's cause she just started adventuring
3851Godot: yeah, that makes sense
3852uh, default defense is what
38530?
3854Kale (GM): 2
3855Godot: k
3856what's TV?
3857Kale (GM): Threat value
3858You add all your damage and defense modifiers
3859and put them there
3860I barely use it
3861so don't really have to bother with it
3862didn't you have connected and vigorous?
3863Godot: was thinking about if they work
3864Kale (GM): Connected works fine
3865Godot: connected 1 would work
3866Kale (GM): gives you an edge even
3867hmmm, I'll let you use vigorous as defense modifier
3868so your defense is 4
3869that way you don't get squished so easily
3870Godot: aight
3871i think that does it
3872Kale (GM): hmmm
3873roll me a d100
3874wait no
3875d50
3876Godot: rolling 1d100
3877(
387820
3879)
3880= 20
3881Kale (GM): that works
3882Godot: o-oh
3883rolling 1d50
3884(
388537
3886)
3887= 37
3888Kale (GM): your company is worth 37 million gold atm
3889if you're giving it a name, go for it
3890Godot: hmmmmmmmmmm
3891Kale (GM): put it in misc
3892Godot: ho ho ho
3893Kale (GM): wew
3894I think you own like 40% of that money
3895but okay, you finished with the character?
3896no gear to buy?
3897Godot: there's a gear page?????
3898Kale (GM): no
3899but there's me
3900Godot: the attire is the same tbh
3901might have a protective vest under the suit
3902Kale (GM): that gives you armored 1 against physical if so
3903Godot: makes sense to wear something
3904Kale (GM): can't be always protected by giant titties
3905Godot: ye
3906any other suggestions?
3907Kale (GM): hmmmmmmmmmmmm
3908no, I guess that's it
3909you want a combat tutorial? :^V
3910Godot: might as well
3911COMBAT TUTORIAL FOR THE FAT OLD MAN BEGINS
3912
3913Jill stretches as she holds a great axe in one arm, waving at you
3914
3915Ai Ii waves back shyly. "Y-you, too."
3916Jill: "cute"
3917"Okay! before you get back in action, we should go trough the basics once more!"
3918
3919Jill gets in a fighting stance "Can't have my ol' hubby be in bad shape!"
3920ROLL INTIATIVE
3921Ai Ii: uhhhhh
3922Jill: (2 plus any speed modifiers)
3923(So, 2 :^))
3924Ai Ii:
3925Ai Ii
3926Roll Results
3927First Die	4
3928Second Die	4
3929Jill: (You should roll the manual way, since that can glitch, but you got an 8)
3930rolling 2d6
3931(
39326
3933+
39342
3935)
3936= 8
3937Ai Ii: (aight)
3938Jill: (you go first)
3939Ai Ii: "H-hiya!"
3940
3941Ai Ii tries to punch Jill.
3942roll attack
3943Ai Ii: rolling 2d6
3944(
39455
3946+
39476
3948)
3949= 11
3950Jill: rolling 4d6
3951(
39525
3953+
39541
3955+
39561
3957+
39586
3959)
3960= 13
3961your punch gets bounces harmlessly out of Jill's funbags "Ara, ara"
3962
3963Ai Ii freezes in place, watching the jiggle.
3964Jill: "You're too cute~"
3965rolling 4d6
3966(
39671
3968+
39692
3970+
39716
3972+
39736
3974)
3975= 15
3976(roll defense)
3977Ai Ii: rolling 4d6
3978(
39791
3980+
39816
3982+
39834
3984+
39853
3986)
3987= 14
3988Jill: (Okay, so the difference in attack is 6)
3989(Since I got 12 and you got 6)
3990(My DX is 3)
3991(So it would be 6x3 = damage dealt)
3992(That means you take 18 damage)
3993Ai Ii: so defense is just a plain pass/fail
3994
3995Jill hugs you and gives you a proper Amazon cuddle "C'mere~"
3996the hug crushes your feeble body, of course
3997Jill: (Ye, defense is pass or fail)
3998(Armored is the ones that reduces damage)
3999(It reduces the DX by 1)
4000
4001Ai Ii has the wind knocked out of him.
4002Jill: (So if you hadn't had Armored, it would have been DX 4)
4003your turn
4004Ai Ii: rolling 2d6
4005(
40062
4007+
40084
4009)
4010= 6
4011"Hi... hiya!"
4012Jill: rolling 4d6
4013(
40141
4015+
40165
4017+
40181
4019+
40201
4021)
4022= 8
4023your attacks are ineffectual
4024
4025Jill keeps hugging you and cuddling you (Grapple)
4026Jill: (So it's a contested attack roll)
4027rolling 4d6
4028(
40294
4030+
40315
4032+
40333
4034+
40353
4036)
4037= 15
4038Ai Ii: rolling 2d6
4039(
40405
4041+
40421
4043)
4044= 6
4045you're now stuck in the grapple that is soft heaven
4046
4047Ai Ii accepts his fate.
4048Jill: (Grapples work in the way that you and your attacker can only attack each other until someone breaks the grapple
4049(Or the grappler does a finisher)
4050Ai li's turn
4051Jill: (There's also the defensive attack)
4052
4053Ai Ii reluctantly tries to wriggle free.
4054Ai Ii: (a who attack)
4055Jill: (Which takes 1 attack dice away, but gives one defense die for the rest of your turn)
4056(So when attacked your defense would be 5)
4057(But your attack is 1)
4058Ai Ii: (oh, okay)
4059rolling 2d6
4060(
40615
4062+
40636
4064)
4065= 11
4066Jill: rolling 4d6
4067(
40682
4069+
40701
4071+
40722
4073+
40744
4075)
4076= 9
4077congratulations, you managed to break free
4078Jill: "C-c-c'moon, you don't like my hugs anymore?"
4079Ai Ii: "This is a life or death situation."
4080"Or at least a simulation of one."
4081Jill: "Kaaay"
4082rolling 4d6
4083(
40841
4085+
40862
4087+
40883
4089+
40902
4091)
4092= 8
4093Ai Ii: rolling 4d6
4094(
40952
4096+
40976
4098+
40992
4100+
41015
4102)
4103= 15
4104
4105Jill goes to bonk you in the head "You're still a dummy tough" but you manage to dodge it
4106your turn
4107
4108Ai Ii attempts to get a single hit on her.
4109Ai Ii: rolling 2d6
4110(
41111
4112+
41132
4114)
4115= 3
4116Jill: rolling d46
4117(
411829
4119)
4120= 29
4121rolling 4d6
4122(
41234
4124+
41256
4126+
41272
4128+
41294
4130)
4131= 16
4132(wew)
4133
4134Ai Ii knows it is a futile struggle.
4135the hit once again bounces off her airbags
4136Jill: "You really like doing that huh?"
4137Ai Ii: "M-maybe."
4138(is there anything else?)
4139Jill: (Hmmm)
4140"You're a dumb pervert you know that?"
4141
4142Jill hits you so hard that your HP goes down to 0
4143Ai Ii: "Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg"
4144Jill: (When your health is at zero you can use energy to use as health itself)
4145(Tough once that gets drained you're out)
4146
4147Jill sits on top of you "And this is your punishment" knocking you out cold
4148Ai Ii: (energy?)
4149Kale (GM): (Endurance)
4150Ai Ii: (oh, ok)
4151Kale (GM): what other questions do you have?
4152Godot: nothing atm
4153Kale (GM): well then, hmmm
4154I suppose you should write whatever happened in between the 3-4 months while you were out
4155that way I can have an idea
4156and uuh
4157I realized that the time span has only been 4 months or less
4158so you getting 37 million in net worth is ridiculous in that short time span
4159Kale (GM): make it 3.7 million
4160you'll get more
4161Godot: just the basics of building a business
4162taking the equity in the bar, turning that into a local front
4163local front hits off, branch out
4164if the worth is 3.7 million, that likely means he has the city covered for the most part
4165Kale (GM): ye
4166Godot: so it's time to branch out to new locations completely
4167Kale (GM): that's a good reason to go back to adventuring
4168Godot: yep
4169Kale (GM): welp
4170I gotta find food
4171seeya
4172ayy
4173btw jazz
4174during travel, tier 1 potions take 1 day of time, while tier 2 take 2 days
4175Kale (GM): and considering you're nearing the end, it wouldn't be bad to stock up on some potions
4176rolling d420
4177(
4178419
4179)
4180= 419
4181Jazz: hmmmmmm
4182Kale (GM): rolling 4d20
4183(
418420
4185+
418619
4187+
41888
4189+
419013
4191)
4192= 60
4193Momo: rolling d420!
4194(
4195230
4196)
4197= 230
4198rolling 4d20!
4199(
420010
4201+
420218
4203+
420415
4205+
42067
4207)
4208= 50
4209Kale (GM): okay then
4210Aliyah: rolling d420
4211(
421238
4213)
4214= 38
4215(impressive)
4216rolling 4d20
4217(
42185
4219+
42203
4221+
422220
4223+
422416
4225)
4226= 44
4227(check em)
4228after leaving the dreaded lab, and cleaning all your weapons of the tracking scent, it's gonna take you about a week to reach to the safe spot that is Làzhú peak Beach, Colloquially known as Candle's peak beach
4229do you do anything of note during that week?
4230Momo: (I plan my final solution)
4231Kale (GM): (Does it involve blowing the lab up)
4232(Aliyah?)
4233Aliyah: (thinking of some potions to make)
4234(btw grandeur is on both 1 and 2
4235Kale (GM): (Oh, fucked that up then)
4236(Tier 1 does nothing but make others think your pretty)
4237(Tier 2 actually changes your appearance to look great)
4238(Or I dunno)
4239(Choose whichever)
4240(Let's go for tier 1)
4241Kale (GM): (I'll delete it from the tier 2 list)
4242Aliyah: (I'll make some false life)
4243Kale (GM): (That'd take 2 days of the 5 it takes)
4244(Anything else?)
4245Momo: (not that I can think of)
4246Kale (GM): (Referring to Aliyah making more potions, since she still has 3 days of free time)
4247Aliyah: (suggestion and cloudkill)
4248Kale (GM): (K)
4249Aliyah: (should I just the combat notes page to keep track of potions?)
4250Kale (GM): (yeah)
4251Momo: (that's what I use it for)
4252Momo seems pensive as he thinks of multiple plans of destroying the lab, while Aliyah spends her time making potions, Amy just stays quiet as she's been doing for the entire trip, Lena reading books on her free time, Aila relaxing after her almost panic attack and regaining her mood, Nhaz cooking alongside Amy, And Heide meditating almost always, The Cat lazing around with the group to lighten the mood
4253finally after a week of traveling, you reach the beach...
4254Aliyah: (nice)
4255planned as a hideout for the Shield FC, the Candle peak beach was once a bandit camp that was utterly anhilated by Aila and her adventuring group while Heide was still human, now they keep it as a place for relaxing, with members leaving stuff on the beach for anyone in the FC to use still, the "Don
4256Still the "Don't be an asshole rule" is still applied just in case
4257
4258Aila Udon sighs "Finally" as she takes of her shirt and slumps herself on a beach chair
4259Nhazul: "Were we supposed to bring swimwear"
4260
4261Momo tilts his head, confused "Were we?"
4262Momo: "I've never."
4263
4264The Cat puts on a floater designed form small races "Just dip in your undies" as he floats on the sea relaxing
4265Aila Udon: "Hmmm? oh"
4266"Try the locker room"
4267"There might be something in there"
4268
4269Aila Udon already has her bikini while putting on some sunglasses "I was smart and brought mine just in case"
4270
4271Momo lays on the sand next to Aila after taking off most of his heavier gear "I've just never seen the point in having shorts I wear just for swimming and nothing else."
4272Aila Udon: "It's so you don't have to get your regular clothes wet"
4273
4274Aliyah finds a chair with an umbrella to sit in and plants her staff in the sand next to her and lays back.
4275Aila Udon: "And who said shorts? I'd make you wear a speedo"
4276
4277Aila Udon smiles
4278Momo: "I guess that's one option a shark wouldn't be able to catch..."
4279
4280Heide Blumengard says nothing as she stabs her shield/head on the sand and relaxes
4281Aila Udon: "I wouldn't make you wear it for the sharks tough"
4282
4283Aliyah gags
4284
4285Momo looks over and looks down at his leg "Is it that bad looking?"
4286Aila Udon: "Hey, it makes you look rough"
4287
4288Aila Udon points at her arm "I had a crocodile bite in this one, but I got it removed with some cream"
4289Aila Udon: "Really expensive cream mind you"
4290Momo: "Well I can't imagine it would have been cheap."
4291Aila Udon: "If you want I can get you the guy who did it"
4292Momo: "Nah. I'm starting to think maybe that's not what she was gagging at."
4293
4294Aliyah gets up to grab a drink. "You'd be right."
4295Aila Udon: "She's just jealous"
4296
4297Aila Udon cracks a laugh
4298
4299Momo chuckles "Didn't realize she swung that way."
4300
4301Aila Udon chuckles as well
4302
4303Aliyah suddenly appears behind them both, open can of soda in one hand, staff in the other. "Swing what way exactly?"
4304Momo: "Well I can't see you being jealous of her for having me."
4305
4306Aliyah laughs. "Right again."
4307
4308Aliyah walks back over to her chair.
4309
4310Aila Udon takes a can of soda and looks at it
4311both Aliyah's and Aila's cans say "From the AKT company "Hipinto" pinapple flavored"
4312Aila Udon: "hmmm"
4313Momo: "What?"
4314
4315Aila Udon drinks it anyway "Just capitalism and monopolies taking over me"
4316Momo: "Huh..."
4317Aliyah, the taste is not at all like pineapple, but it's still sweet and bubbly, overall, pretty tasty, would go along greatly with beer
4318
4319Aliyah continues to sip.
4320
4321The Cat keeps floating away like a a debree of fur until he gets stopped by a brownish figure
4322
4323The Cat looks at it "What the?"
4324
4325The Cat shouts at Aila "Hey Aila! you know what this is?!"
4326
4327Momo raises an eyebrow "Uh...is this place popular?"
4328
4329Aila Udon looks at the cat before widening her eyes "O-o-oh, oh man"
4330Aila Udon: "Hey Cat! get away from him!"
4331
4332The Cat gets startled as he uses his wind powers to float away from the creature, since his tiny legs wouldn't move him
4333Momo: "What is it?"
4334Aila Udon: "U-uh"
4335"How do I say it..."
4336
4337Aila Udon looks at Momo "It's kinda like a protector for adventurers, so, it'd be best if we don't distrub him harshly"
4338Momo: "I mean I wasn't gonna do anything if it didn't. Not like it's bothering anything."
4339Aila Udon: "It's good luck if you offer him a coin and he accepts it"
4340"But, well you know"
4341"Gotta be careful about it, you might scare him"
4342
4343Aliyah finishes her drink. "Did you say the locker rooms might have some swimwear?"
4344Aila Udon: "Yeah"
4345"See if one fits your size"
4346
4347Aliyah gets up and walks to the locker room in search of fitting swimsuits
4348you find one, your choice if you want to describe it
4349Aliyah: (one piece)
4350
4351Aliyah walks back out towards her chair with her robes and hat in her arms.
4352Aila Udon: "You look so pretty!"
4353Momo: "The hat comes off?"
4354
4355Aliyah trips and stumbles before having to pick her hat off the ground. "Y-Yeah."
4356Aila Udon: "Momo don't make her blush"
4357Momo: "Now I feel bad."
4358"I just figured she'd keep the hat on to keep the sun out of her eyes."
4359
4360Aliyah starts walking out towards the water. "It wasn't Momo. And I'd rather not get my hat soaked."
4361Momo: "Fair enough."
4362
4363Aliyah dives into the water.
4364Aila Udon: "Hey Ali!"
4365
4366Aila Udon grabs a coin and tosses it at her "Try to give it to the brown guy!"
4367
4368Aliyah notices the coin splash next to her and grabs it before surfacing. "What's this for?"
4369Aila Udon: "Give it to the brown guy!"
4370"See if it gives us luck!"
4371Aliyah: "Uuuuuuh okay."
4372"He doesn't really have uh."
4373"Arms."
4374"Do I just toss it to him?"
4375
4376Gondola Protector of travelers and adventurers just looks at you :^DDDDDD
4377http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501594607881.webm
4378before long images start going trough your brain, of situations you haven't lived yourself
4379
4380Aliyah shakes her head and blinks a few times. "What the?"
4381Aila Udon: "What happened?"
4382Aliyah: "Thought I saw something."
4383you've noticed that the coin disappeared from your hand entirely
4384
4385Aliyah stares at her hand. "I guess he took it?"
4386
4387Gondola Protector of travelers and adventurers extends his leg and pats your head, and it feels different...nostlagic, like your father was patting your head, like nothing would go wrong, like you're in the right path, the smell of your mother's cooking and the smiles of your little brother, it's like you went back in time, and all your family is egging you on to continue without them, to strive and that they know you're on the right path, no matter which one you take
4388
4389Gondola Protector of travelers and adventurers looks at you and keeps smiling at you :^DDDD
4390Momo: "How does it move its leg like that..."
4391Aila Udon: "I dunno"
4392"it's a hard to understand creature"
4393
4394Aliyah falls into the water in a sitting posture with only her shoulders and head poking out
4395Aila Udon: "H-h-hey, are you okay?"
4396
4397Aliyah continues staring at nothing
4398
4399Aila Udon looks at momo "D-did he fry her brain?"
4400Momo: "Maybe she's just trying to relax."
4401"Not like she's sinking."
4402
4403Gondola Protector of travelers and adventurers gives a small hug while one last vision comes to your mind, this one almost reminiscent of the drawings your little brother made
4404http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501423634273.webm
4405
4406Gondola Protector of travelers and adventurers starts to walk away, giving you all one big smile, before he sinks into the bottom of the ocean, waving goodbye at you all
4407
4408Aila Udon is mildly confused but waves back nontheless
4409
4410Momo waves "Huh..."
4411
4412Aliyah waves back before breaking down, tears streaming down her face.
4413Aila Udon: "O-oh...oh my"
4414Momo: "What happened?"
4415
4416Momo gets up walks over
4417Momo: "Aliyah?"
4418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3PwteHlkN4
4419
4420Aliyah tries to rub her eyes getting her face more wet in process. "J-J-J Just some sand a-and seawater in my e-e-eyes."
4421
4422Aila Udon already started approaching "It's okay you know? you're with friends"
4423Momo: "As long as you're alright."
4424
4425Aliyah continues trying to wipe her face. "Y-Yeah I am. Don't worry. Maybe l-later."
4426
4427Aliyah gets up and grabs her stuff before walking towards a remote part of the beach.
4428Aila Udon: "I guess she needs to think some stuff"
4429
4430Momo nods
4431Momo: "Probably for the best."
4432"Not sure I'd pick a beach for talking about painful memories."
4433Aila Udon: "What did that guy do tough?"
4434
4435Aila Udon scratches her head "And here I tought it would give us luck"
4436Momo: "Not sure it's as simple as that."
4437"Didn't look like her hurt her anyway."
4438Aila Udon: "Yeah, I suppose so..."
4439"C'mon...let's relax, maybe she'll be calm later"
4440Momo: "Works for me."
4441and so the day keeps going on, Aliyah getting some peace in her heart before the day ends, with Amy and Nhaz making a small BBQ for everyone
4442Aila is putting the tent in a sturdy place while the night shows all the stars in the sky, what are Momo and Aliyah doing?
4443
4444Momo is helping Aila put up the tent
4445Aila Udon: "Thanks babe"
4446
4447Momo pats her on the head "No worries."
4448
4449Aliyah is still out of sight on a remote part of the beach.
4450Momo: "Maybe we should go get Aliyah..."
4451Aila Udon: "Maybe"
4452
4453Aila Udon Twiddles with her right ear "It hurts seeing her like that"
4454
4455Momo helps finish the tent before looking around a bit "She went off that way, yeah?"
4456Aila Udon: "Yeah
4457
4458Momo starts walking in that direction "It's hard to watch anybody like that."
4459you and Aila end up trekking towards the isolated part of the beach finally finding her, what is Aliyah doing?
4460
4461Aliyah is sitting in the lap of someone, or something, quite bulky. Neither have noticed your presence. You can slightly hear a conversation.
4462???: "I've served your line for generations Ali. It'd be remiss of me, to both you and your family, if I do not ask of you to call on my assitance more often."
4463
4464Aliyah leans back slightly. "I-I know. But up until now I-I didn't want to remember..."
4465
4466??? picks her up and throws her onto his shoulders and begins stomping around when Aliyah begins laughing loudly.
4467
4468Aila Udon whispers to Momo and hiding "Who's that?"
4469
4470Momo shrugs and whispers "No idea."
4471Aila Udon: "Should we do something?"
4472Momo: "Dunno."
4473Aila Udon: "...wait a minute..."
4474
4475??? stops and sets her down. Aliyah taking a few breaths from laughing so hard.
4476
4477Aila Udon whispers at Momo "I think that's her cr-"
4478Aila Udon: "B-b-bodyguard"
4479Momo: "Cr...?"
4480Aila Udon: "Did I say Cr? I tought I said bodyguard"
4481
4482Aila Udon gives a small nervous laugh
4483
4484Momo says nothing
4485
4486??? plays with her hat and hair a little before reaching his pinky finger out at her. "Do you remember when you were even smaller and you used to promise that you'd summon me when you wanted to play?"
4487
4488Aliyah looks up and attempts to wrap her pinky around his but it's quite large. "Y-Yeah. I'm sorry. Please forgive me for being so...selfish."
4489Momo: "I don't want to interrupt, but eavesdropping is just as rude..."
4490???: "There's no need for that. I know it's incredibly painful and that you miss them so much. But please, promise me I'll see you again?"
4491
4492Aila Udon is just captivated "I-it's so cute"
4493Aliyah, roll for perception
4494Momo, roll for stealth
4495
4496Aliyah nods. "I promise!"
4497
4498??? stands up straight. "I'm glad to hear it. You've grown up a lot Ali. Your friends must be waiting, don't make them worry about you."
4499
4500Aliyah smiles back at him as he fades into the night air..
4501Aliyah: rolling 4d6
4502(
45031
4504+
45051
4506+
45071
4508+
45094
4510)
4511= 7
4512(she's busy :^) )
4513Aila Udon: (Amazing spread)
4514Does Aliyah go back to the camp?
4515
4516Aliyah sits there for a second before using her staff to stand back up.
4517
4518Aliyah wipes her eyes before she begins walking back towards the camp.
4519Momo, roll stealth
4520Momo: (hmmmm)
4521(naaaaah)
4522Aila Udon: (Kay :D)
4523as you start walking, you see two figures behind a dune, you would say you wouldn't recognize them...except one has rabbit ears and the other spiky hair
4524Aila Udon: "I think she found us out"
4525
4526Aliyah stops dead in her tracks.
4527Momo: "I wasn't exactly making an effort to hide..."
4528
4529Aliyah disappears from your line of sight.
4530Aila Udon: "W-what?"
4531Momo: "And after coming all this way to find her to see if she was okay..."
4532Aila Udon: "we should have hidden better"
4533
4534Momo sighs "I dunno, just wouldn't have felt right. I'd rather just admit I stumbled into the scene at a bad time."
4535
4536Aliyah shouts from somewhere nearby. "Y-Yeah you should have hid better!"
4537Aila Udon: "Ah!"
4538"S-s-sorry!"
4539"U-u-uh is that your...bodyguard?"
4540Aliyah: "Y-You saw him?!"
4541Aila Udon: "N-n-no! I-I-I mean!"
4542"W-w-we saw his armor!"
4543Aliyah: "How much did you see?!"
4544Momo: "Enough to feel like I shouldn't pry."
4545Aliyah: "How long were you watching?!"
4546Aila Udon: "U-u-u-uh"
4547Momo: "Maybe a minute or two?"
4548Aila Udon: "Y-y-yeah that!"
4549
4550Aila Udon looks at Momo "Baby please take the lead, I'm bad with people"
4551
4552Aliyah cries out into her hat so the sound is muffled. "Y-You mean you were watching w-when he picked me up?!"
4553Momo: "Come on now, don't act like it's such a big deal. You'll get her more worked u-"
4554"Yeah, we saw that."
4555Aliyah: "A-And when we pinky promised?!"
4556Momo: "Mhmm..."
4557Aliyah: "I think I'm gonna die from embarrassment!"
4558Aila Udon: "H-hey It's okay!"
4559Momo: "No need for that, it's not a big deal."
4560Aliyah: "M-Maybe to you it isn't!"
4561"I can barely think straight right now!"
4562(the gondola planting webm has been on loop this whole time)
4563Momo: "Okay, let me put it another way."
4564Aliyah: (somehow fitting)
4565Aila Udon: (Why haven
4566(Why haven't you closed it)
4567Aliyah: (because it's catchy)
4568Momo: "I'm not gonna make a big deal about it, or even talking about it if you don't want to."
4569Aila Udon: (Wew)
4570Aliyah: "B-But you still saw!"
4571Momo: "Nothing wrong with what I saw."
4572
4573Aliyah stays silent for a bit.
4574Aliyah: "Wait...."
4575
4576Aliyah emerges from behind a nearby dune before appearing next to Aila.
4577Aliyah: "Y-You didn't tell anyone did you?!"
4578Aila Udon: "No! never!"
4579"My lips are sealed!"
4580Momo: "There wasn't anywhere near enough time for that."
4581"Like I said, if you don't want me to say anything, I won't."
4582Aila Udon: "It stays with us!"
4583
4584Aliyah stares directly at Aila. "You didn't tell ANYONE, ANYTHING....RIGHT?!"
4585Aila Udon: "NO, NOTHING!"
4586"I Haven't said anything at all!"
4587
4588Aliyah takes a few deep breaths. "O-Okay."
4589
4590Aila Udon takes some deep breaths herself "I-I-It's not a big of a deal"
4591Aila Udon: "I-I-It's cute y'know?"
4592"I-I-I a completely N-non-embarrasing manner!"
4593
4594Aliyah disappears again.
4595Aila Udon: "M-m-me and my big mouth..."
4596
4597Aliyah begins shouting again. "I-I-I-IT'S NOT CUTE!"
4598Aila Udon: "I-I-It isn't then!"
4599"I-I-It's not cute at all!"
4600Aliyah: "W-W-What's that supposed to mean huh?!"
4601Aila Udon: "U-u-u-u-u-uh"
4602
4603Aila Udon just gets up and starts running away "I'M NOT CAPABLE OF HANDLING THESE SITUATIONS!"
4604Momo: "..."
4605"What am I gonna do with you two..."
4606
4607Aliyah appears next to Momo with her head tilted downwards. "P-Please don't tell anyone about anything that's happened here."
4608Momo: "I wasn't gonna."
4609Aliyah: "A-And make sure she doesn't either p-please."
4610Momo: "She won't, believe me."
4611
4612Aliyah mumbles out a thanks before she starts running towards camp.
4613Momo: "Guess that answers what I was gonna ask next."
4614
4615Momo follows the two girls, casually strolling back to camp
4616the rest of the night is Aila awkwardly avoiding you while using Momo as a shield, before the day ends you two are finally relaxed again, and head towards the road once again...
4617Aila Udon: (Hmmmm)
4618(I could add one extra part, since this one went kinda quick)
4619Aliyah: (I got nothing going on)
4620Aila Udon: (K then)
4621Momo: (I've got nothing at the moment)
4622Aila Udon: (I'll take a piss, and we'll be right back
4623http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501523848727.webm
4624Watch the all new pilot of OSR, from renowned excel spread sheet maker Piyo, only on [WSG]
4625Aliyah: (really makes me think)
4626http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501644745719.webm
4627One day after the whole kerfuffle with Aliyah and his burly metallic bodyguard
4628Aliyah: (>his)
4629(wow)
4630Aila Udon: (Sorry, new writers, you are now demimale)
4631Her*
4632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-jQOdq5SI
4633the sun is heating like nobody's business as you are all a hair's breath from getting a heat stroke...
4634
4635Aila Udon has a turban in her head with wet cloth to keep herself cold
4636
4637Aliyah tries to keep the sun off of her with her hat and using her staff to keep her standing
4638
4639Momo uses his jacket to try to create some shade
4640
4641The cat is panting as he tries to do the same with the hat he keeps for his human form
4642The cat: "Oh man...I think I'm hallucinating"
4643"I'm seeing those little colored rats in the distance"
4644Momo: "Or maybe they're actually there."
4645The cat: "What? of course no-"
4646ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Senpai!"
4647"You actually found him"
4648
4649ASCENDED Mithcirineko pat each other in the back "Good job"
4650
4651The cat says nothing as he flops to the floor "Tuck me in"
4652The cat: "Let me die"
4653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-fleXlIRbs
4654Momo, you know how they look, but to Aliyah, you see tiny cat-bee animals about the size of your thumb, floating around, some of them drinking sodas carrying them while they fly, others just buzz around aimlessly following the pack
4655ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "And it's the scary man of doom!"
4656"I told you he would come"
4657"nothing but a terror creator, eating all our food"
4658Aliyah: "What the?"
4659ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "I bet he just wants to steal or soda"
4660Momo: "I only ever threatened to eat your food to get you to stop fighting."
4661too tiny bees grab the soda and protect it "Yeah, that's what a food thief would say"
4662
4663ASCENDED Mithcirineko goes to Aliyah and start pulling on her hat "Leave now while you still can!"
4664
4665ASCENDED Mithcirineko another goes to pull the Cat "Senpai, we need your help again!"
4666
4667Aliyah attempts to swat them off. "H-Hey don't touch the hat!'
4668The cat: "Let me die..."
4669
4670ASCENDED Mithcirineko avoids the hand "E-e-eh! s-she's just as evil!"
4671ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "We can't just categorize everyone as evil!"
4672"Hey lady! do you like your burger with cheese, or without cheese!"
4673
4674ASCENDED Mithcirineko are expectant of your answer
4675Momo: "Don't call her evil."
4676Aliyah: "W-What how am I evil you started grabbing my things!"
4677Momo: "That hat is very important."
4678ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Yeah!"
4679
4680ASCENDED Mithcirineko dope slaps another cat in the head "That's why I'm the leader and you're not!"
4681ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Who made you leader?"
4682"I didn't vote for you"
4683Aliyah: "And with cheese I guess? What does that have to do with anything?"
4684ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "See? she isn't evil, I told you"
4685"I see, I see, I can see it clearly now"
4686"That means you can help us too!"
4687Aliyah: "What?"
4688
4689ASCENDED Mithcirineko buzzez close to her "We need help, one of our guys got lost again, but this time it wasn't for food!"
4690Momo: "Not a great place to get lost..."
4691ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "I heard he left because he was going to attain power never seen before"
4692"It's the same guy that threatened to take over our wrap, and didn't pay for it"
4693"He's always been a troublemaker he is"
4694"I believe it fits the team dynamic! we can't be a group without a rough around the edges loose cannon!"
4695
4696ASCENDED Mithcirineko nod to that statement
4697Momo: "Sure, let's go with that."
4698ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "But can you help us?"
4699"Pleeeease!"
4700"We can reward you!"
4701Aliyah: "Where did he go exactly?"
4702Momo: "I guess we can help..."
4703
4704ASCENDED Mithcirineko point to the mountain shrouded in darkness "He went that-a-way"
4705ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Just into the zenith of the dark area, where you can almost feel the destruction from here"
4706Aliyah: "Destruction?"
4707ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "You're putting it in a much too evil way"
4708"Sorry"
4709"And it's less of a mountain, more of a plateu"
4710Momo: "Oh."
4711Aila Udon: "uuuuh"
4712"Are you sure he went there?"
4713ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Ayup! we never forget where our comrades are!"
4714"Except when we do!"
4715Aliyah: "How uh....blunt."
4716Momo: "I see..."
4717ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "So, will you help us?"
4718Aliyah: "I suppose if everyone else if fine with it?"
4719Momo: "Sure."
4720"Hopefully it doesn't take too long..."
4721Aila Udon: "I'm cool with that..."
4722"It goes trough our route, so we wouldn't be missing too much"
4723the group starts walking as everyone heads to the tower
4724
4725ASCENDED Mithcirineko sits on top of Aliyah's head "So, miss, what's your favorite food"
4726
4727Aliyah thinks for a bit. "I'm not really sure I have a favorite food."
4728Aliyah: "Wait my mother used to make this casserole....."
4729ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Everyone should have one! that way they can get excited when they see one!"
4730
4731ASCENDED Mithcirineko looks at Momo "What about you?"
4732Aliyah: (he's baneposting right now lmao give him a second)
4733Momo: "Favorite? Hmm..."
4734"Probably chicken katsu."
4735Aila Udon: "What's that?"
4736Momo: "A chicken cutlet with some sauce and rice. Sometimes with some veggies on the side. It's simple, but good."
4737ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "We gotta eat that"
4738"Yeah, but he won't tell us where to get it, cause he's evil"
4739Momo: "Well you certainly can't get it out in the middle of the desert."
4740ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "We're in the desert?"
4741"No, no, we're in the boonies of the city, just wait, we'll see another house in 3 more days"
4742"Ah, I see, I see"
4743Momo: "You aren't all lost, are you?"
4744ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Of course not"
4745
4746ASCENDED Mithcirineko holds a map sideways "We're heading to Kinsoku shi!"
4747ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Gotta go left if you wanna get there!"
4748Momo: "Er...west."
4749ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "What?"
4750Aliyah: "Oh gods..."
4751ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "I think he wants to confuse us"
4752"You think?"
4753"Anyways!"
4754"We don't really need your help, we already know where we're headed"
4755"You got something on your left"
4756
4757ASCENDED Mithcirineko wipes his right cheek "Done"
4758ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "yeah you're good"
4759Momo: "...Oh no."
4760
4761Aliyah tries to ignore their incompetence.
4762ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Anyways!"
4763"We gotta rescue our friend from the plate!"
4764"Plateau"
4765"It's more of a mountain isn't it?"
4766continue buzzing and flying towards the target
4767
4768ASCENDED Mithcirineko continue buzzing and flying towards the target
4769ASCENDED Mithcirineko: (brb, gotta go to the bathroom)
4770Aliyah: (rgr)
4771(he died jim)
4772and so you continue trekking, finally reaching the giant rock/plateau/mountain
4773
4774großer Kerl stands at the entrance "Sorry folks, can't let you in"
4775Aliyah: "Why not?"
4776großer Kerl: "Some corporate business going on"
4777"Need to know basis, you know how it is"
4778Momo: "Corporate?"
4779
4780großer Kerl shrugs "Don't know why they need to do it in a magic infused rock, but beats me"
4781Momo: "AKT?"
4782großer Kerl: "how'd you know?"
4783
4784großer Kerl raises his eyebrow "Look, I was told to not let anyone in"
4785großer Kerl: "Sorry if you had anything to do in here, but it's not my call"
4786Aliyah: "Who's is it then?"
4787(whose)
4788großer Kerl: "My superiors?"
4789Aliyah: "And where are they?"
4790großer Kerl: "Look, I've probably said enough"
4791"I shouldn't be talking to civies"
4792"But you're gonna have to leave"
4793
4794Aliyah walks away and talks to the Mithcirineko. "You didn't mention anything about this."
4795ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "About what?"
4796Momo: "Hold on, you seen a little cat like these fly by?"
4797Aliyah: "The security?"
4798großer Kerl: "huh? oh yeah"
4799"He was alone"
4800"Flew all the way to the top"
4801"Said he was "Going up the big leagues" singing it for everyone to hear"
4802Momo: "Well we kind of need him back if you could help us out with that somehow."
4803großer Kerl: "..."
4804Aliyah: "His friends here are saying he's in danger."
4805großer Kerl: "Is he like a pet of yours?"
4806
4807großer Kerl sighs "If that'll get you to leave..."
4808
4809großer Kerl goes to a big box planted in the sand like an outpost and takes a strange device from it
4810großer Kerl: "Hawk eye, you there?"
4811"..."
4812"Yeah, look, has a tiny flying cat been spotted around the perimeter?"
4813"..."
4814"...Okay"
4815"...Look, it's not my problem, these guys are saying it's their pet"
4816großer Kerl: "Or something"
4817"..."
4818"Okay..."
4819"Roger that"
4820
4821großer Kerl turns off the device "The tiny cat is in the meeting"
4822großer Kerl: "So, can't let you in"
4823Aliyah: "Wait he's IN the meeting?"
4824großer Kerl: "Yeah"
4825ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Would you look at that!"
4826Aliyah: "How long will it be?"
4827Momo: "..."
4828ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "He's being a business man!"
4829"I knew he would shape himself to be a good fella!"
4830großer Kerl: "It's gonna be a long while"
4831"And you seriously shouldn't be here"
4832
4833Momo sighs
4834großer Kerl: "My orders were "Beat to half death anyone near you, kill anyone that talks to you"
4835"So, I'd be in deep bull if I'm found talking to you guys"
4836
4837ASCENDED Mithcirineko whispers in Momo's and Aliyah's ears "We got a plan"
4838ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "But we gotta be super stealthy like"
4839
4840Aliyah slightly nods
4841Momo: "Uh huh..."
4842großer Kerl: "So?"
4843"Please leave?"
4844ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "say yes..."
4845Aliyah: "Sorry for bothering you, we'll leave."
4846großer Kerl: "Thanks, didn't want to fight anyone today"
4847you all leave before the tiny cats look at you both with enthusiasm
4848Aliyah: "So?"
4849ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "We're going to lift you all the way to the top!"
4850"Yeah! with teamwork!"
4851Aliyah: "A-Are you sure you can do that?"
4852ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "And we'll infiltrate the business lair!"
4853"yeah!"
4854
4855ASCENDED Mithcirineko do a little pose "We can do anything if we propose it too!"
4856ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "That's our motto!"
4857
4858ASCENDED Mithcirineko looks at you both
4859Momo: "Well...if you really think so?"
4860
4861ASCENDED Mithcirineko points at Momo "But aren't you too fat?"
4862ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "The clothes just make him look bulky!"
4863Momo: "Actually...I'm not fat."
4864"But I'm pretty heavy."
4865ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "No, no, I think I can see some pudge in there"
4866
4867Aliyah chuckles.
4868Momo: "It's mostly muscle weight."
4869"And the water in my head."
4870ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "That's why he eats all of our stuff!"
4871"So he can gain more mass!"
4872
4873ASCENDED Mithcirineko shake their head "Truly abominable"
4874Aliyah: "They're really going at you right now."
4875ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Don't worry! we can lift him if we put all our might!"
4876"Yeah!"
4877"It might strain our backs tough"
4878"Yeah...."
4879"Okay! we'll let you two decide!"
4880
4881ASCENDED Mithcirineko points at Momo and Aliyah "Should we carry the light and soft girl with a hat, or the fat guy!"
4882Aliyah: "...."
4883
4884Aliyah looks up towards the top of the mountain
4885Aliyah: "Well if they carry you, I might be able to teleport there."
4886ASCENDED Mithcirineko: (It's like, really freaking high, you'd have to spend some extra endurance to get there)
4887Momo: "Hmm..."
4888
4889ASCENDED Mithcirineko are playing cards against each other "Take your time"
4890
4891Aliyah thinks on it for a bit.
4892ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Really makes me think"
4893Momo: "Well if you go up, it's you on your own."
4894Aliyah: "I can't see the sense in only one of us going up there though. Who knows what it's like."
4895Momo: "Then it's settled."
4896"If you guys can carry me up, she'll follow."
4897ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "It builds up dramatic tension you know, separating the team"
4898"We're not going for that Snackspeare"
4899"Sorry"
4900Aliyah: "You sure are a peculiar bunch."
4901ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Of course we are!"
4902"It'd be boring if we weren't!"
4903(brb delivery came)
4904(dinner break I suppose)
4905Momo: (new)
4906(wew*)
4907Aliyah: (good timing tbh I gotta get the meatloaf out of the oven when it goes off here soon)
4908(back)
4909ASCENDED Mithcirineko: (more like)
4910(Blacked)
4911(same as kawaii?)
4912Momo: (I've been here)
4913
4914ASCENDED Mithcirineko start grabbing Momo's clothes "Let's go!"
4915the combined power makes momo hover for a while
4916ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "No, no"
4917"You're too fat"
4918"Lose the clothes"
4919"That oughta do it"
4920Momo: "Huh?"
4921ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Your clothes!"
4922"They're to bulky"
4923"Who's your tailor?"
4924"I think I broke my back trying to lift you"
4925
4926Momo takes off the chain coat and overcoat "I'm not losing the whole outfit."
4927ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "So modest..."
4928"So prude..."
4929"They always say evil is a dish best served clothed"
4930"That is for certain..."
4931
4932ASCENDED Mithcirineko grab you again "Okay this time with gusto!"
4933to your surprise they actually lift you!
4934ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Okay, we got liftoff!"
4935"Are you comfortable?"
4936"Does your butt itch?"
4937Momo: "I'm fine, just don't drop me."
4938ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "We would never do that!"
4939"Who do you think we are?"
4940"Not only evil, but rude"
4941Aliyah you have to spend 15 endurance to get to the top, while Momo also safely gets there
4942you enter the rock from inside a cave only to see...
4943A very frustrated girl, and an oblivious cat, all in a room with a contract in the middle of the table, next to the girl, another woman, much older is standing, with a much more casual and comfortable attire
4944
4945Guida sighs "Let's try this again"
4946Guida: "You, the flying cat, are going to sign this contract"
4947ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "You gotta explain me what the contract is!"
4948Guida: "I already did"
4949"TEN"
4950"....Ten times"
4951"You will get unlimited power"
4952ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Okay"
4953Guida: "In exchange for your friends"
4954Momo: "..."
4955ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Really?"
4956"When was that said"
4957Guida: "Half an hour ago"
4958ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Why do you need my friends?"
4959Guida: "As fuel"
4960ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Fuel?"
4961Guida: "YES, FUEL FOR THE TENTH TIME, FUEL!"
4962"UNLIMITED POWER"
4963"FOR FUEL!"
4964ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "aaaah, I see, I see"
4965"But can I bring my friends with me? I guess this should be a team choice"
4966Guida: "..."
4967"I'm too young to be getting gray hairs"
4968"Dahlia, give me a cookie"
4969
4970Dahlia looks at Guida and gives her one of the cookies she's eating
4971Guida: "You want this cookie?"
4972ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Depends, what flavor is it?"
4973Guida: "What flavor is it"
4974Dahlia: "Uuuuh, chocolate"
4975ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Well I prefer vani-"
4976Guida: "It's your favorite flavor"
4977ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Well isn't that convenient!"
4978Guida: "I will give you this cookie"
4979
4980Guida passes the contract "If you sign this contract"
4981ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Well that's a deal too good to pass up!"
4982"I don't know how to sign it tough"
4983guttural screams in another language fill the room
4984
4985Momo sighs and puts his hand to his forehead
4986
4987Guida grabs the cat with her child hand
4988Guida: "GET ME SOME INK"
4989
4990Dahlia jumps a little and brings some ink
4991ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Hey hands off the merchandise!"
4992
4993Guida grabs the cat and plants his butt on the ink before putting it on the paper
4994Guida: "THERE, THE CONTRACT IS SEALED"
4995"FOR THE LOVE OF"
4996"WHO HAD THE BRIGHT IDEA OF DOING THIS?!"
4997as she shouts the contract starts levitating and glowing with a red energy
4998Dahlia: "Your father"
4999Guida: "...fine, it's done anyways"
5000ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "So, do I get the cookie?"
5001soon enough the cat starts levitating with a red energy as well
5002ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "That angry child did something to him!"
5003
5004ASCENDED Mithcirineko pulls on Momo's hair "What do we do!"
5005Momo: "I dunno, beat 'em up?"
5006Aliyah: "Stopping them is probably our best option."
5007
5008Momo steps out "Right you are."
5009Guida: "Who the hell?"
5010"..."
5011Momo: "Long time, no see."
5012
5013Guida looks at you with a face of pure disdain "Not long enough" and spits on the floor
5014Guida: "What are you maggots doing here?"
5015Momo: "You're really quick to dislike people, aren't you?"
5016Guida: "How can I like worms in the dirt?"
5017"How can you like leeches?"
5018Momo: "Everything has its use."
5019Guida: "How could I like pathetic maggots like you?"
5020
5021Aliyah plants her staff on the ground (summon)
5022Momo: "But I get the feeling I'm talking to somebody who's come from a completely different world."
5023Guida: "Have you come to grovel at my feet? begging for a second chance?"
5024Momo: "I could try to understand what makes you think you can talk to anybody like that."
5025"But I just don't think I could wrap my little head around it."
5026Guida: "You had your deal you pathetic insects, and I am not as forgiving as my father"
5027Momo: "You are quite possibly the most petulant little brat I've ever encountered."
5028Aliyah: "Really we're just here for the cat uh thing."
5029Momo: "And your father is a dead man walking."
5030
5031Guida laughs "Hah! the cat is ours now"
5032Momo: "Now I've never hit a kid before..."
5033"But I'm getting tempted."
5034(inb4 MY OWN FATHER NEVER HIT ME)
5035Guida: "You came to late, and we already had to do what it was required of us"
5036Aliyah: (implying kale is patrician enough for that reference)
5037
5038Momo keeps walking forward toward Guida "I see..."
5039Momo: "What a shame."
5040
5041Guida walks away "Cat, deal with them"
5042ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "...."
5043the cat gets enveloped into a red aura until he's formed into something else
5044Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Oh hey I have hands now"
5045Momo: "I should consider just kidnapping her."
5046
5047Guida looks just flabbergasted "I cannot"
5048Momo: "Oh, finally something that gets your attention, you little brat."
5049Guida: "You wouldn't?!"
5050Momo: (that's it)
5051(BANG)
5052Guida: "Look at that godamn!...thing!"
5053Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Fuck you"
5054
5055Momo attempts to dash around the cat and grab Guida by the collar
5056Momo: rolling 10d6
5057(
50585
5059+
50604
5061+
50621
5063+
50641
5065+
50665
5067+
50686
5069+
50705
5071+
50725
5073+
50743
5075+
50761
5077)
5078= 36
5079(>20)
5080Aliyah: (nice fives)
5081Guida: (Well shit)
5082(I was going to roll)
5083Momo: (Momo's sick of her shit)
5084Guida: (But I'll just give you that one)
5085(Or well)
5086Momo: "If you're gonna act like a brat...I'll treat you like one."
5087Guida: rolling 5d6
5088(
50891
5090+
50914
5092+
50935
5094+
50954
5096+
50975
5098)
5099= 19
5100(Nah)
5101
5102Guida gets grabbed by the collar "Unhand me you cretin!"
5103Guida: "You dare touch me with those filthy hands?!"
5104"DAHLIA DO SOMETHING!"
5105Momo: "Mmm...that doesn't sound like a well-behaved little girl to me."
5106
5107Dahlia is heading towards Momo, cracking her knuckles
5108
5109Momo looks at her "You should've done something before I grabbed her, you know."
5110Dahlia: "uuuh, ok"
5111Momo: "Because now I could just use her as a shield."
5112Dahlia: "Not really"
5113
5114Dahlia goes to throw a punch, it looks...different...strange...foreboding
5115Dahlia: rolling 12d6
5116(
51174
5118+
51193
5120+
51216
5122+
51231
5124+
51253
5126+
51275
5128+
51295
5130+
51312
5132+
51333
5134+
51353
5136+
51373
5138+
51394
5140)
5141= 42
5142(roll defense)
5143Aliyah: (check em)
5144Momo: (bang desu)
5145rolling 9d6
5146(
51474
5148+
51492
5150+
51513
5152+
51536
5154+
51552
5156+
51576
5158+
51592
5160+
51615
5162+
51635
5164)
5165= 35
5166(15 her, 12 me)
5167Aliyah: (I clapped)
5168Dahlia: (DX is 8)
5169you see her fist just go trough a black portal, before you feel the impact on the back of your neck, tossing the little girl towards Dahlia
5170Dahlia: "You okay?"
5171Guida: "Yeah, thanks"
5172Momo: "If anything's damaged, it's her coat or her pride.""
5173Aliyah: "Well that's just cheating."
5174Momo: "Neat trick, by the way."
5175Dahlia: "Should I beat them up?"
5176Guida: "Yes, please"
5177
5178Iskandar begins moving in towards the fight.
5179Momo: "Wouldn't recommend it."
5180
5181Guida runs away "DESTROY THEM ALL!"
5182Aliyah: "They asked for it."
5183Dahlia: "It's my job"
5184
5185Momo sighs "Can't say I didn't warn you two."
5186Dahlia: (Put your tokens)
5187Momo: "But fact of the matter is you guys already pissed me off royally, and I've been stewing on that for a few days now."
5188Dahlia: "Never met you before"
5189Momo: "Which is why I feel bad about what's about to happen."
5190Dahlia: "It's my job"
5191Momo: "Whatever you say."
5192
5193Dahlia goes in a fighting stance "You can always just leave"
5194roll initiative
5195Aliyah: rolling 4d6
5196(
51975
5198+
51991
5200+
52013
5202+
52031
5204)
5205= 10
5206Momo: rolling 4d6
5207(
52085
5209+
52105
5211+
52122
5213+
52145
5215)
5216= 17
5217Iskandar: rolling 2d6
5218(
52195
5220+
52211
5222)
5223= 6
5224Dahlia: rolling 4d6
5225(
52262
5227+
52284
5229+
52301
5231+
52326
5233)
5234= 13
5235Aliyah: (two fives)
5236(lmao)
5237Momo's turn
5238Momo: "I hear another set of feet...I'm gonna trust that's your doing Aliyah."
5239
5240Momo closes the gap to Dahlia and goes for a defensive strike to test the waters
5241Aliyah: "You bet."
5242Momo: (-2 attack +2 defense)
5243rolling 4d6
5244(
52454
5246+
52476
5248+
52495
5250+
52512
5252)
5253= 17
5254Dahlia: rolling 5d6
5255(
52564
5257+
52582
5259+
52605
5261+
52622
5263+
52642
5265)
5266= 15
5267Momo: (nice tie)
5268
5269Dahlia block the hit with her face, breaking all momentum it had before it reaches it highest amount of impact energy
5270goes for an uppercut at Momo's jaw
5271Dahlia: rolling 6d10
5272(
527310
5274+
52756
5276+
52776
5278+
52791
5280+
52817
5282+
52838
5284)
5285= 38
5286rolling 6d6
5287(
52885
5289+
52904
5291+
52925
5293+
52941
5295+
52966
5297+
52986
5299)
5300= 27
5301(woops_
5302(Different system)
5303Momo: rolling 7d6
5304(
53055
5306+
53076
5308+
53091
5310+
53112
5312+
53132
5314+
53156
5316+
53174
5318)
5319= 26
5320Aliyah: (are you shitting me)
5321
5322Momo steps back a bit "Well how about that. Equal ground."
5323you manage to sustain the hit, but Dahlia is already going for another one (Boss battle rules)
5324
5325Dahlia isn't over as she goes for a hook to the jaw
5326Dahlia: rolling 6d6
5327(
53282
5329+
53302
5331+
53321
5333+
53344
5335+
53365
5337+
53381
5339)
5340= 15
5341Momo: rolling 7d6
5342(
53435
5344+
53455
5346+
53473
5348+
53492
5350+
53511
5352+
53534
5354+
53551
5356)
5357= 21
5358this one you actually manage to dodge, before you notice the big boot coming towards your chest
5359Dahlia: rolling 6d6
5360(
53615
5362+
53635
5364+
53654
5366+
53671
5368+
53694
5370+
53715
5372)
5373= 24
5374Aliyah: (Wowie)
5375Momo: rolling 7d6
5376(
53773
5378+
53791
5380+
53814
5382+
53831
5384+
53856
5386+
53872
5388+
53893
5390)
5391= 20
5392(oof)
5393Dahlia: (DX is 6)
5394the big boot send you careening, sliding towards the floor
5395Dahlia: "No, not equal ground"
5396
5397Dahlia cracks her knuckles (End turn)
5398
5399Momo coughs "I mean you can pretend it's not equal."
5400Dahlia: "Aliyah"
5401(Woops)
5402(Aliyah)
5403(Man, is my brain full of fuck today)
5404Aliyah: (I was about to say nigga who dis bitch knowing my name)
5405Dahlia: (Your turn anyways)
5406
5407Aliyah enchants Iskandar's spear. (red hand)
5408
5409Momo looks up now that he's knocked back "Oh right...I almost forgot."
5410Dahlia: (Minion turn)
5411Iskandar: (ye)
5412Dahlia: "Offer still standing"
5413"Just leave"
5414Momo: "Maybe you should look to your left."
5415
5416Dahlia smiles
5417Momo: "Or just smile like a smug ass, I don't care."
5418
5419Iskandar thunderously steps towards Dahlia and performs an overwhelming amount of spear thrusts.
5420Iskandar: (15 end for her next turn spent to defend this or she takes no defense roll for this attack)
5421Dahlia: (15 spent then)
5422rolling 5d6
5423(
54245
5425+
54264
5427+
54284
5429+
54303
5431+
54326
5433)
5434= 22
5435Iskandar: rolling 6d6
5436(
54376
5438+
54394
5440+
54416
5442+
54434
5444+
54454
5446+
54471
5448)
5449= 25
5450Momo: (dub trip dubs)
5451Iskandar: (DX 5)
5452Dahlia: (8 Vs 12?)
5453Iskandar: (aye)
5454
5455Dahlia takes the attack, as it pierces her hat
5456Dahlia: "Nice...really nice..."
5457Momo: "I told you."
5458
5459Dahlia taunts you to come attack her
5460Momo: "Sure I can keep playing."
5461Dahlia: (btw here's the new mechanics)
5462(Not that big of a deal)
5463(But it introduces small unblockable damage)
5464(Change the test of might attack from 3 dice to 2, that was a typo)
5465Momo: (meh, I'll try it I guess)
5466(so what, standard attack+modifiers or just flat 2?)
5467Dahlia: (Flat 2)
5468(But damage is unblockable and DX is your unarmed)
5469
5470Momo returns in a different stance and tries to go for a throw
5471Momo: rolling 2d6
5472(
54732
5474+
54756
5476)
5477= 8
5478Dahlia: (What's your DX?)
5479Momo: (6)
5480Dahlia: (Wait)
5481(I should think this better)
5482(Considering this game has pretty crazy DX)
5483Iskandar: (jej)
5484Dahlia: (Make it it half the users DX, so it doesn't end up with crazy shit happening)
5485(So yours is 3, and hers is 3 as well)
5486Momo: (alright then)
5487
5488Dahlia gets attacked as she sustains it and gives you a headbutt
5489Dahlia: rolling 2d6
5490(
54916
5492+
54933
5494)
5495= 9
5496Momo: (so wait is this the part where I have the option to try to flip it or just eat it?)
5497Dahlia: (You either roll defense to block it)
5498(Or eat it and give another unblockable attack)
5499Momo: (eh, block desu)
5500rolling 5d6
5501(
55021
5503+
55042
5505+
55065
5507+
55082
5509+
55104
5511)
5512= 14
5513(nice)
5514Iskandar: (kek)
5515Dahlia: (3 damage)
5516
5517Dahlia takes the block opportunity to give an overhead hit at you
5518Dahlia: rolling 6d6
5519(
55204
5521+
55221
5523+
55244
5525+
55264
5527+
55283
5529+
55303
5531)
5532= 19
5533Momo: rolling 5d6
5534(
55356
5536+
55375
5538+
55391
5540+
55415
5542+
55433
5544)
5545= 20
5546Dahlia: (12 Vs 10)
5547(DX is 6)
5548
5549Dahlia goes to grab you by your spiky hair
5550Dahlia: rolling 6d6
5551(
55525
5553+
55543
5555+
55563
5557+
55582
5559+
55606
5561+
55624
5563)
5564= 23
5565Momo: rolling 5d6
5566(
55674
5568+
55692
5570+
55712
5572+
55734
5574+
55755
5576)
5577= 17
5578Dahlia: (Grapple is contested combat roll)
5579Momo: (8)
5580(she rose)
5581
5582Dahlia grabs you, and swings you like a ragdoll towards the armor
5583Dahlia: (Grapple finisher)
5584Momo: (but she didn't grab me?)
5585(6 vs 8)
5586Dahlia: (oh, you said she rose, so I just assumed)
5587Iskandar: (I think he meant rooze)
5588(as in raughs)
5589Momo: (ye)
5590Dahlia: (Oh)
5591
5592Dahlia slips her hand trough your hair but it gives her enough time for another headbutt
5593Dahlia: rolling 6d6
5594(
55951
5596+
55974
5598+
55993
5600+
56011
5602+
56034
5604+
56051
5606)
5607= 14
5608Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Should you guys be fighting?"
5609Momo: rolling 5d6
5610(
56111
5612+
56131
5614+
56154
5616+
56174
5618+
56195
5620)
5621= 15
5622Iskandar: (how is she even doing all these attacks this turn if I did an overwhelming attack tho)
5623Momo: "Honestly, I'm just treating this like exercise."
5624you still stand as she gets corraled between her two opponents
5625Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: (Aliyah)
5626
5627Aliyah points her staff towards Dahlia. "Shooting star!"
5628Aliyah: rolling 7d6
5629(
56306
5631+
56326
5633+
56344
5635+
56363
5637+
56386
5639+
56401
5641+
56424
5643)
5644= 30
5645Dahlia: rolling 5d6
5646(
56476
5648+
56492
5650+
56515
5652+
56532
5654+
56554
5656)
5657= 19
5658(Nice)
5659Aliyah: (me oh my)
5660(DX 6)
5661Momo: (wowie zowie her spell just went ＰＯＷＩＥ)
5662the sight of your big metallic crush empowers you as you send a fucking HUGE ball of mana
5663Iskandar: (wow)
5664
5665Dahlia is taken aback as she tries to block it
5666Aliyah: "How'd ya like that?"
5667
5668Dahlia 's arms are burning as steam comes out of her body
5669Dahlia: "So you're the real deal huh?"
5670Momo: "No, we're just a bunch of amateurs out for a Sunday stroll."
5671Dahlia: "I've gotta tell Guida to be a tad bit more respectful with you guys"
5672"Yeah, this is my sunday stroll too"
5673
5674Dahlia takes of her jack as it falls down and breaks the stone floor
5675Momo: "I'd appreciate if you did that."
5676
5677Dahlia motions you "Let's go"
5678Dahlia: (Armored 5)
5679Momo: (am I supposed to drop my weights?)
5680Dahlia: (Heide strictly told you NOT)
5681
5682Iskandar laughs heartily.
5683Momo: (wew)
5684Dahlia: (For a full year)
5685(Do you WANT to disappoint her?)
5686(DO YOU?!)
5687Momo: "It's really a bad look for someone with her kind of status, treating others like that."
5688Dahlia: "She can be real sweet if you're on her side"
5689"Sometimes"
5690"On her birthday"
5691"And when her father tells her she did a good job"
5692Momo: "Her dad's well overdue for the beating his dad should've given him."
5693
5694Iskandar circles Dahlia while moving closer to her.
5695Dahlia: "Look, are we gonna fight? or are you going to give me tips on family counceling?"
5696Iskandar: (all he's gonna do)
5697Momo: "More just criticizing your boss."
5698
5699Momo goes in for some more defensive strikes
5700Momo: rolling 4d6
5701(
57024
5703+
57044
5705+
57062
5707+
57083
5709)
5710= 13
5711Dahlia: rolling 8d6
5712(
57131
5714+
57155
5716+
57176
5718+
57193
5720+
57211
5722+
57231
5724+
57256
5726+
57272
5728)
5729= 25
5730Iskandar: (shabam)
5731Momo: "Just let the girl know I'm not actually gonna kill her dad.'
5732
5733Dahlia jukes and jives like if she was Ali
5734Dahlia: rolling 8d6
5735(
57365
5737+
57381
5739+
57402
5741+
57423
5743+
57441
5745+
57464
5747+
57484
5749+
57506
5751)
5752= 26
5753
5754Dahlia goes for a hook to the gut
5755Momo: rolling 8d6
5756(
57575
5758+
57596
5760+
57616
5762+
57634
5764+
57653
5766+
57674
5768+
57691
5770+
57714
5772)
5773= 33
5774
5775Momo worms to the side to cleanly avoid it
5776
5777Dahlia goes for a flicker to the face as Momo avoids it
5778Dahlia: rolling 8d6
5779(
57804
5781+
57824
5783+
57841
5785+
57865
5787+
57884
5789+
57901
5791+
57921
5793+
57946
5795)
5796= 26
5797Momo: rolling 8d6
5798(
57995
5800+
58016
5802+
58034
5804+
58053
5806+
58071
5808+
58095
5810+
58115
5812+
58136
5814)
5815= 35
5816Iskandar: (these fucking rolls)
5817
5818Momo swings the rest of his body into the first dodge
5819
5820Dahlia is smiling as she goes for one last hit... that doesn't actually hit you
5821Dahlia: (Aliyah roll defense)
5822rolling 8d6
5823(
58242
5825+
58263
5827+
58281
5829+
58304
5831+
58321
5833+
58344
5835+
58363
5837+
58383
5839)
5840= 21
5841Momo: "But let your boss knows that as far as I'm concerned, he owes me."
5842Aliyah: rolling 3d6
5843(
58446
5845+
58465
5847+
58486
5849)
5850= 17
5851
5852Dahlia the hit whiffes but with enough force that Dahlia gets dragged trough the portal towards Aliyah's location
5853Aliyah: "Now how'd you do that?"
5854Dahlia: "More comfortable this way"
5855Momo: (do I have to crack this bitch across the face with the back of my hand?)
5856(really?)
5857Dahlia: "Can't a fighter have his secrets?"
5858(Her*)
5859(Wew)
5860Momo: "I mean if you think people knowing them will get you beat."
5861Dahlia: (I'm on a roll roday)
5862Momo: "But that's kinda sad."
5863Dahlia: "Hey, whatever makes you sleep at night"
5864(Aliyah's turn)
5865Momo: (must a nigga truly bust out the hammer of the gods?)
5866(a kamikaze strike + a BANG to backhand this bitch so hard she remembers the time her momma did it?)
5867
5868Iskandar heads straight towards Aliyah's aid.
5869Dahlia: (Your turn tho)
5870Iskandar: (we both have the same initiative so)
5871Dahlia: (Eh sure)
5872Iskandar: (thought we could just do it however)
5873Dahlia: (I'll allow it)
5874Iskandar: (if you want it to be the other way that's fine)
5875Momo: (you can also reroll initiative when it's your turn)
5876(that is in fact a rule)
5877
5878Iskandar braces his shield and slams it into Dahlia's back (no dmg for insta stun if it hits her)
5879Iskandar: rolling 5d6
5880(
58812
5882+
58832
5884+
58854
5886+
58874
5888+
58896
5890)
5891= 18
5892Dahlia: rolling 8d6
5893(
58941
5895+
58964
5897+
58986
5899+
59001
5901+
59023
5903+
59041
5905+
59061
5907+
59085
5909)
5910= 22
5911Momo: (das a hit)
5912Dahlia: (Hmmm)
5913(Now should I enforce the roll of "No status effects")
5914(nah)
5915(I would've said so earlier)
5916Iskandar: (after this if you want :^) )
5917Momo: (are the catbees still around?)
5918
5919Dahlia gets hit and staggers herself
5920Dahlia: (Hiding in a corner, ye)
5921
5922Momo turns his attention to the big cat-bee-thing "So uh...what about you?"
5923Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Oh I'm just here for the ride man"
5924Momo: "We kinda helped your friends come find you."
5925Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "I dunno what's your beef"
5926"but like"
5927"I'm cool"
5928Momo: "And you kinda got forced into a contract where you have to give your friends to those guys."
5929"You uh...you know that, right?"
5930Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Did I?"
5931"Oh"
5932"Oh wait I'm smarter now"
5933"Oh yeah, I did"
5934"Sorry guys"
5935ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "It's okay, it's not like you sold us or anything!"
5936Momo: "That's exactly what he did."
5937
5938Aliyah Aliyah steps back and points her staff at Dahlia again "Shooting star!"
5939Aliyah: (whoops)
5940ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "He did?"
5941Aliyah: rolling 7d6
5942(
59435
5944+
59455
5946+
59475
5948+
59496
5950+
59516
5952+
59531
5954+
59551
5956)
5957= 29
5958Momo: "Well not on purpose. Remember when the girl grabbed him and covered him in ink?"
5959ASCENDED Mithcirineko: (Okay these rolls are ridiculous)
5960Dahlia: rolling 8d6
5961(
59622
5963+
59641
5965+
59662
5967+
59681
5969+
59705
5971+
59724
5973+
59744
5975+
59762
5977)
5978= 21
5979(These rolls are absolutely ridiculous)
5980Aliyah: (roll20 be a fickle mistress)
5981Dahlia: (Armored 5)
5982Aliyah: (DX 6)
5983Dahlia: (What's the difference?)
5984Momo: (15 vs 8, 7 difference)
5985Aliyah: (so 2?)
5986Dahlia: (Wouldn't it be 1?)
5987Aliyah: (wait no)
5988(she got the two 4s)
5989Momo: (7 damage should be the total)
5990
5991Dahlia is smiling "you called this excercise right? yeah, I've hadn't gotten this much excercise in a while"
5992Dahlia: (Momo's turn)
5993
5994Momo dashes to put himself between Dahlia and Aliyah "Just don't overdo it."
5995Momo: rolling 4d6
5996(
59976
5998+
59992
6000+
60016
6002+
60031
6004)
6005= 15
6006(stickin' to my defensive guns)
6007Dahlia: rolling 8d6
6008(
60092
6010+
60116
6012+
60134
6014+
60153
6016+
60176
6018+
60195
6020+
60215
6022+
60233
6024)
6025= 34
6026Momo: (gotta play that defensive game)
6027
6028Dahlia dodges before going "I've got you all in my zone"
6029Momo: (because I'm not trying to murder the bitch)
6030
6031Dahlia beams with aura "Gotta give it all out right? that's my job"
6032
6033Dahlia charges her fist "DIMENSIONAL RIFT" before it goes into the portal...and hits all of you three at the same time
6034Dahlia: rolling 8d6
6035(
60361
6037+
60381
6039+
60406
6041+
60424
6043+
60442
6045+
60463
6047+
60484
6049+
60505
6051)
6052= 26
6053rolling 8d6
6054(
60551
6056+
60574
6058+
60593
6060+
60614
6062+
60633
6064+
60652
6066+
60674
6068+
60696
6070)
6071= 27
6072Momo: rolling 8d6
6073(
60743
6075+
60761
6077+
60783
6079+
60804
6081+
60824
6083+
60842
6085+
60862
6087+
60883
6089)
6090= 22
6091Dahlia: rolling 8d6
6092(
60936
6094+
60955
6096+
60972
6098+
60992
6100+
61011
6102+
61032
6104+
61052
6106+
61076
6108)
6109= 26
6110Momo: (9)
6111Iskandar: rolling 4d6
6112(
61136
6114+
61152
6116+
61171
6118+
61191
6120)
6121= 10
6122(armored 2)
6123
6124Aliyah uses incorporeal form to attempt and avoid her attack.
6125Aliyah: rolling 7d6
6126(
61275
6128+
61291
6130+
61315
6132+
61333
6134+
61355
6136+
61373
6138+
61393
6140)
6141= 25
6142Dahlia: (First hit: 8, Second hit: 12 third hit: 9)
6143(Also)
6144(How much mana has Aliyah used?)
6145Aliyah: (5 end left)
6146Dahlia: (pls put it in the token if you can)
6147(DX is 8)
6148Aliyah: (oh it wasn't saving)
6149
6150Momo just tries moving with the impact to minimize damage
6151Dahlia: (gimme the damage)
6152Momo: (Aliyah would have dodged any, whether I take damage depends on which was intended for me)
6153Dahlia: (No)
6154(All are intended for everyone)
6155(She's spending her entire turn)
6156(Beating you all up simultanously)
6157Iskandar: (so)
6158Momo: (we should have rolled to dodge 3 times then???)
6159Iskandar: (is it AoE or something)
6160Dahlia: (well, I was gonna go with just one roll, so that we don't have to count too much)
6161(For defense)
6162Momo: (well Aliyah still takes zero damage)
6163(and I take 48)
6164Iskandar: (hol up)
6165Momo: (and the hulking behomoth takes like 72 or some crazy shit)
6166(actually yeah I'm just ded)
6167Iskandar: (something near that)
6168(so he just fades away)
6169Momo gets thrown away by the almost infinite barrage of fists while the spirit starts to fade away due to damage
6170
6171Dahlia is panting her arms exuding a gigantic amount of steam
6172Dahlia: (Aliyah's turn)
6173
6174Dahlia is stunned and weak
6175Dahlia: "...C'mon..."
6176"We can end this now...."
6177
6178Aliyah returns to her physical form exhausted.
6179
6180Dahlia is panting with a smile on her face
6181Momo: (woulda won with my gear tbh)
6182
6183Aliyah raises wearily raises her staff. "One last shooting star!"
6184Aliyah: rolling 7d6
6185(
61862
6187+
61883
6189+
61901
6191+
61921
6193+
61944
6195+
61962
6197+
61984
6199)
6200= 17
6201(wowie)
6202can't even defend against that as it just hits her right on
6203Momo: (I mean I didn't use all 3 bangs, but there's no rules for using a bang to get back up)
6204Aliyah: (phew)
6205
6206Dahlia gets hit as she just stands there
6207
6208Dahlia takes out a magic crystal from her pocker
6209Dahlia: "...Guida?"
6210"Yeah....I beat...them up..."
6211"No...the cat thing....escaped..."
6212"I couldn't...kill them"
6213
6214Aliyah breathes before yelling "She got her ass whooped too!"
6215Dahlia: "Yeah....sorry..."
6216you hear a muffled scream from the crystal
6217Guida: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BEAT THEM UP?! i STILL HEAR THOSE MAGGOTS VOICES!"
6218
6219Dahlia looks at you like you're the biggest idiot ever "Yeah, I missed one..."
6220
6221Dahlia hangs up
6222Dahlia: "That was a dick move, I was trying to help you"
6223Aliyah: "Why would I want help from you after you beat up both of my friends?"
6224
6225Dahlia takes a vial from her pocket "Now I'm gonna get yelled at, I'm gonna get insulted, and who knows what else?"
6226Dahlia: "So this has gone from me fighting fair, to me fighting to win"
6227"Just so I don't get shouted at"
6228
6229Dahlia drinks the health potion
6230Aliyah: "You think that last attack was fighting fair?"
6231Dahlia: "aren't you attacking me with magic?"
6232Aliyah: "When did I claim to be fighting fair and how is magic not fair?"
6233Dahlia: "How is my magic not fair?"
6234Aliyah: "Attacking all of us with multiple blows? Rude, if I'm to be honest."
6235Dahlia: (Aliyah's turn)
6236
6237Aliyah brings out her own potion and drinks it
6238Dahlia: (Endurance?)
6239Aliyah: (my end is at 0)
6240Dahlia: (no)
6241(Endurance potion)
6242(oh wait)
6243(you weren't there when everyone bought them)
6244(What potion do you drink then?)
6245Aliyah: (false life)
6246Dahlia: (Okay then, toll)
6247(roll*)
6248Aliyah: rolling 2d8+2
6249(
62502
6251+
62524
6253)+2
6254= 8
6255(ebin :DDD)
6256Dahlia: (hmmmmmmmmmmmm)
6257Aliyah: "How long you think you can keep going?"
6258Dahlia: "How long do you think you can keep going, now that you have no shield?"
6259
6260Dahlia closes in for the attack, now that she took her time to breathe
6261
6262Aliyah shrugs
6263Dahlia: rolling 8d8
6264(
62651
6266+
62678
6268+
62691
6270+
62711
6272+
62735
6274+
62752
6276+
62772
6278+
62792
6280)
6281= 22
6282rolling 8d6
6283(
62841
6285+
62865
6287+
62885
6289+
62904
6291+
62925
6293+
62941
6295+
62964
6297+
62983
6299)
6300= 28
6301Aliyah: rolling 3d6
6302(
63031
6304+
63056
6306+
63072
6308)
6309= 9
6310(do I roll twice)
6311Dahlia: (no)
6312(mistake on my part)
6313(DX is 8)
6314Aliyah: (oh I see)
6315(shoulda used incorporeal form again smh)
6316(so 15 vs 6)
6317Momo: (ie 72 damage)
6318Dahlia: (I.E you're dead kiddo)
6319Aliyah: "You still got your ass handed to you."
6320
6321Dahlia gives you a big enough gut punch that knocks you out
6322Dahlia: "I can't believe it, you try to be honorable"
6323
6324Dahlia looks at Aliyah
6325
6326Dahlia takes her hat as she's down "Just cause you spited me"
6327Momo: (>implying the fight wasn't rigged anyway)
6328Aliyah: (now she's gonna die)
6329Momo: (now is a good time to ask if I can use my last bang
6330Dahlia: "Hey, cat, so you're ours now?"
6331Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Am I?"
6332Dahlia: (You can use the last bang, ye)
6333"Did you read the contract?"
6334Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Not really"
6335Momo: (I'm getting up, JUST to hit her as hard as possible right across the face)
6336(kamikaze+bang)
6337
6338Dahlia sighs "Then I've gotta tell you"
6339
6340Momo shambles up slowly "Put it down..."
6341Dahlia: "Due to how this tower works"
6342
6343Dahlia holds up a hand "Deals must be made with both consorting parties"
6344Momo: rolling 14d6
6345(
63466
6347+
63484
6349+
63506
6351+
63521
6353+
63546
6355+
63564
6357+
63585
6359+
63604
6361+
63626
6363+
63645
6365+
63666
6367+
63682
6369+
63705
6371+
63725
6373)
6374= 65
6375Aliyah: (wowie)
6376Dahlia: "So as the power of fate that bestows this contract"
6377Momo: "I SAID PUT HER FUCKING HAT DOWN!"
6378Dahlia: "The contract is now forfe-"
6379(You niggas interrupting her just as she tries to do good things)
6380
6381Momo practically teleports to her as he backhands her with enough force to let out a sonic boom
6382Momo: (She shouldn't have taken the hat)
6383
6384Momo falls back to the ground almost immediately thereafter
6385
6386Dahlia gets thrown with enough force to break the wall, knocking her out cold
6387Aliyah: >(bad guy)
6388Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "What was she about to say?"
6389Aliyah: >(nice things)
6390(nah)
6391Momo: (she violated my NAP at least 5 times by count)
6392(and three of those involved me not having any armor)
6393(or potions)
6394Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: (But you had your potions)
6395Momo: (no, I didn't)
6396(they were in the overcoat)
6397Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: (Oh, well I didn't plan for that)
6398Momo: (all he had with him was his sword)
6399Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: (But okay)
6400Momo: (which he didn't use for a reason)
6401Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: (You win, on some way or another)
6402"So....uuuuh"
6403"What did she say?"
6404
6405Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN pokes Momo's face
6406Momo: (they probably all wake up later and mutually agree to just let it lie)
6407Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Am I the only one here that doesn't know what is going on?"
6408Momo: (tbh that backhand was a lot of pent up anger set off all at once by disrespect)
6409Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Hey guys, do you know what's going on?"
6410ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "No idea"
6411"Pretty cool tough"
6412"What do we do with these two?"
6413Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Hmmmm"
6414
6415Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN grabs both of you and jumps out of the opening
6416Momo: (he better have her hat)
6417(or he's next when I wake up)
6418
6419Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN you both wake up with a leather man/head in front of you with a cat head
6420Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "So..."
6421"What was that all about?"
6422ASCENDED Mithcirineko: "Yeah, you were pretty scary back there"
6423Momo: "Those guys have been on my bad side for days..."
6424
6425Momo groans as he tries to sit up
6426Momo: "When she took Aliyah's hat, I snapped."
6427you see Aliyah's head, hatless
6428
6429Aliyah shakes her head and rubs her eyes
6430Momo: "Why didn't you bring her hat?"
6431
6432Aliyah starts rubbing her head
6433Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Should I had?"
6434Aliyah: "W-Where"
6435Momo: "After I got up just to slap it out of her damn hands, yes!"
6436Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "I mean, you can just buy another hat"
6437Momo: "..."
6438Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "I tought it was like"
6439Momo: "Do you want to get slapped like I slapped that woman?"
6440Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Other kinds of anger steeming in there"
6441"Hey man, don't get you vibes on me"
6442
6443Aliyah faints again
6444Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Okay, okay, I'll get it"
6445
6446Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN blinks away for 2 seconds then blinks back again in your view
6447Momo: "Shouldn't have left the coat..."
6448with the hat
6449
6450Momo lets out another sigh that fades into a groan "...Thank you."
6451
6452Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN holds your coat and armor "Here's your stuff by the way"
6453Momo: "Sorry about just now..."
6454Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "I don't really want your bad vibes man"
6455"Now I gotta find a way to protect my comrades you know"
6456"After I, sold them?"
6457"I guess"
6458Momo: "The easiest way would probably be to slap that AKT CEO around a bit..."
6459Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Nah man, I'm not a violence provoker"
6460"I'll just like, disintegrate anyone in self defense"
6461Momo: "I can slap him around for you."
6462Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "I can disintegrate things now you know"
6463Momo: "He owes me."
6464
6465Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN looks at the rock and points his finger before it outright dematieralizes "Pew"
6466Mitchirineko OVER HEAVEN: "Just like, do whatever my man"
6467
6468Momo tries waking Aliyah with one hand while holding her hat in the other "Hey, they brought your hat."
6469
6470Momo looks back at the leathercat
6471Momo: "Did they even think the contract through?"
6472Leathercat: "Uh, If I'm to guess"
6473Momo: "How are they going to force you to give up your friends if you can just disintegrate them?"
6474Leathercat: "They didn't expect me to be that dumb"
6475"And tought that I could be mind controlled"
6476"Cause you know"
6477"After I got big, I saw those mind control thingies, with my magic vision"
6478"So I guess, like you stopped them from doing that to me?"
6479Momo: "Mind control thingies?"
6480Leathercat: "Mind control thingies"
6481Momo: "Hold on...where are the others?"
6482Leathercat: "Like uuuuuh"
6483"Oh...were are the others?"
6484
6485Aliyah opens her eyes and blinks a few times
6486
6487Leathercat looks at the open space
6488Leathercat: "Well isn't that swell"
6489Momo: "..."
6490Leathercat: "I lost them"
6491"Eh, I'll find them tough"
6492"We're a group"
6493"That's what we do"
6494
6495Momo looks back over to Aliyah and presents her hat to her "They found it."
6496Leathercat: "Did they like...owe you something?"
6497Momo: "No, I owe it to my friend to see this journey through and my girlfriend is with them."
6498Leathercat: "Oh"
6499"Well, I'm going now"
6500"Have a good one I guess"
6501
6502Leathercat leaves and waves at you with his back against you, before he blinks away
6503Momo: "Great..."
6504it's all peace and quiet until you see Aila with a worried face "What happened to you?!"
6505
6506Aliyah jumps up through the pain to grab her hat and wraps her arms around Momo with tears going down her face. "Th-Th-Thank you. This old hat m-means so much to me."
6507
6508Momo pats her on the back "I figured, that's why I couldn't let her take it."
6509Aila Udon: "I leave you two!"
6510"For like 5 minutes!"
6511Momo: "And I get a few bones broken and Aliyah almost loses her hat, I know."
6512
6513Aliyah starts laughing and falls back onto the ground wiping her tears. "I was just thanking him for getting my hat.."
6514
6515Aila Udon grumbles and gives you a potion to you two
6516Momo: "It's a bit of a weird story..."
6517Aila Udon: "This comes from your stuff!"
6518"You idiots"
6519
6520Aila Udon looks incredibly worried
6521
6522Momo takes a swig and slowly gets back up "I know..."
6523
6524Aliyah chuckles again. "I can see the worry in your eyes!"
6525Aila Udon: "How could I not be worried!"
6526"Drink the goddamn potions and let's go!"
6527
6528Aliyah grabs the potion and takes a swig
6529
6530Momo sighs and looks a bit like a guilty kid "I'll try to explain but, I'm not sure you're going to believe what happened to the missing cat...or the others..."
6531Aila Udon: "If you start explaining and it ONLY gets me more worried..."
6532"You're gonna need 2 potions"
6533Momo: "Well if you want to hear me making excuses for how it got as bad as it did, I'd probably blame it on not having armor."
6534"But the cat that went missing..."
6535"It's humanish now."
6536
6537Aila Udon pinches her brow
6538Momo: "Except...wearing these weird leather straps."
6539"And it basically got forced by that AKT guy's daughter to sign a contract selling his friends as fuel in exchange for unlimited power and..."
6540"A cookie..."
6541"I should've never said yes to those cats..."
6542Aila Udon: "Look, they're too stupid to know what they're doing"
6543"At least you did the right thing"
6544Aliyah: "It was kinda fun."
6545
6546Aliyah shrugs
6547Aila Udon: "And at least they're Trying to do the right thing"
6548"Who knows what would've happened if you didn't intervene"
6549Momo: "I'm not gonna say I did the right thing."
6550Aila Udon: "Also"
6551
6552Aila Udon grabs you and lifts you up
6553Momo: (I'd already gotten up???)
6554Aila Udon: (wew)
6555Momo: (unless you mean she's carrying me now)
6556Aliyah: (she's going to break your spine on her knee)
6557Momo: "I got hotheaded like a complete fool and ended up picking a fight with an AKT bodyguard."
6558Aliyah: "She had it coming acting all smug."
6559Momo: "We came to an understanding I think."
6560Aila Udon: "Just"
6561"Don't be stupid again"
6562
6563Aliyah shakes her head. "You should know better than anyone you can't make him promise that."
6564Aila Udon: "It's a lost cause, I know"
6565"But that's why you should make sure of that while I'm not there!"
6566
6567Momo hugs her "We should stamp somewhere on my body 'What would Aila think?'."
6568Aila Udon: "Yeah"
6569"Make it you motto, you dumbass"
6570
6571Aila Udon gives you a kiss"
6572Aila Udon: "C'mon, let's head back to camp"
6573Momo: "Let's. How about I cook tonight?"
6574Aila Udon: "You better"
6575
6576Aliyah crosses her arms. "Hey I don't think it's fair that I have to take responsibility for your boyfriend when you're not around. We're both too stupid for reason. I also can't make that promise."
6577
6578Aliyah sticks her tongue out.
6579Momo: "What did you say to her that made her get back up?"
6580"I was out of it until I saw her take the hat."
6581Aliyah: "She was on the pho-uh, crystal? Talking to the blonde brat."
6582Momo: "Oh...so that's what was going on."
6583Aliyah: "And she said she had beaten us."
6584Aila Udon: "Some people call it phone"
6585Aliyah: "I had to inform her superior of her lack of duty."
6586Aila Udon: "Others call it crystal"
6587Aliyah: "And that she too had gotten her ass whooped."
6588"Cause I was still standing."
6589Momo: "Now it's clear..."
6590"Next time consider not doing that while I'm still down."
6591Aliyah: "Not my fault."
6592"She said she was being honorable and fair."
6593"And being so smug."
6594"And THEN lying."
6595"That's insulting to me to say she'd beaten me while I was still standing."
6596Aila Udon: "What was she doing?"
6597Aliyah: "Speaking of her..."
6598Momo: "The brat told her to kill us."
6599Aliyah: "Was she still in the mountain when he uh...."
6600nice segway
6601MEANWHILE
6602Momo: (she wakes up having learned an important lesson)
6603(don't piss off a hick)
6604Guida: "D-d-dahlia?! what the hell happened to you?!"
6605
6606Dahlia holds a mirror to her face, seeing the space where her cheek should have been had it not been blasted off by a backslap so hard it created a backfire that cracked the wall BEHIND Momo as well
6607Dahlia: "This my dear Guida"
6608"Is the exact moment business turns into revenge"
6609Momo: (is what happens when you piss off a hick)
6610Aliyah: (get dunked whore)
6611
6612Dahlia cracks the mirror with her hands
6613Momo: (>revenge)
6614(you started it)
6615(cunt)
6616(Next time I'll just use the sword and gut you, you dumb whore)
6617(I was being nice)
6618and so you three leave back to the camp
6619Momo: (come at me when I'm not at a handicap and see how it goes you dried up bitch)
6620with a new arch-nemesis, but still
6621Momo: (I'll FOKKEN CLOCK YE FOKKEN CUNT)
6622Aliyah: (reap what you sow tbh)
6623Momo: (ye, tbh I'm just going to murder her next time)
6624(I gave her so many chances)
6625(so many)
6626what new adventures will you face? and will that girl get pumped to become a new reocurring boss? find out next time on Ryuutama
6627Kale (GM): didya rike it
6628Momo: (an entire fight where I was at a disadvantage and held back)
6629Aliyah: (lmao @ her life)
6630Jazz: I was handicapped too cause I haven't spent my exp :^)
6631Kale (GM): you did get ridiculously lucky with the rolls
6632Momo: (ye but now I'm literally forced to kill her, beat the shit out of the AKT CEO, and make him be a parent, kick him out of his position, and become the new CEO of AKT)
6633(actually I didn't spend my XP either)
6634(so double handicap baybee)
6635Kale (GM): like, I made her same level as you guys, cause I was thinking about roll20 being a fuck
6636but it actually did the opposite
6637Momo: (yeah but now I have to murder her)
6638Kale (GM): she WAS just following orders, and told you plenty of times to leave
6639and was going to let you win and leave with the cat
6640Momo: (and she violated my NAP)
6641Jazz: orders schmordes
6642Kale (GM): and was going to forfeit the contract
6643Momo: (and if she was going to "let me win" she shouldn't have knocked me the fuck out)
6644Jazz: could've not been a SMUG bitch
6645Momo: (tbh)
6646Kale (GM): see
6647Momo: (how the fuck do you expect to negotiate with Aliyah after you've oneshotted half the party with a bullshit OP spam move)
6648Kale (GM): the call was to say "Oh they've escaped, too bad"
6649Jazz: also beat up Iskandar and I'm not gonna sit there and take that
6650yeah I know
6651>revenge filled girls make another revenge filled cunt
6652girl*
6653it's like poetry
6654Kawaii: if she wanted to fake it, all she had to do was just stop and talk
6655Jazz: it rhymes
6656Kale (GM): see what was going trough her mind was
6657Kawaii: I was actively holding back the entire fight
6658which leads me to my next point
6659>she thinks she can take revenge
6660Kale (GM): "Oh, this fight was pretty good, I'll just not try to kill them"
6661but I mean
6662Jazz: she should've made that clearer to all the involved members tbh
6663Kale (GM): You did well
6664Kawaii: >she got beaten by 2 party members and one of them was literally not using his actual weapon and had no armor on top of fighting purely defensively
6665>after being a really dense bitch and never picking up on any of this
6666tbh
6667she deserves to die now
6668she had every chance in the world to not be a retarded thot
6669and what did she do?
6670Kale (GM): wew
6671Kawaii: she jumped out of the thot tree and hit her head on every branch on the way down
6672and when she finally hit the pavement
6673it took off half of her face
6674and now she thinks she can do SHIT to the pavement
6675Kale (GM): soon
6676Momo is gonna hate literally every member of the AKT company
6677individually
6678Jazz: they want to be hated it seems
6679Kawaii: because every single one of them has been a FUCKING ASSHOLE chuck
6680Momo isn't a hard guy to please
6681Just don't be an antagonistic dickhead about everything
6682but noooooooo
6683they gotta just stomp all over my good manners
6684well fuck them
6685Kale (GM): well
6686Kawaii: They woke up the beast
6687Kale (GM): you did good anyways
6688Kawaii: The beast that killed the wolves when Momo was just a wee lad
6689Kale (GM): took much longer than I expected
6690Jazz: it's really hard for her to make that smug ass face now
6691lmao
6692Kale (GM): wew
6693Kawaii: try lookin' smug now cunt
6694want me to take off the other half so you match?
6695Jazz: a face only a mother could love
6696Kawaii: eat my fat dick with those missing cheeks ya 2 cent whore
6697Kale (GM): like leathercat would say
6698Jazz: on top of getting chewed out by the blondie
6699Kawaii: I mean let's put how mad AKT has made Momo into perspective like this
6700Jazz: lmao @ her entire existence at this point
6701Kawaii: He said "fuck"
6702https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAIZPStG1s
6703pseudo-/a/ is currently losing their shit that he said fuck
6704Kale (GM): they're making like
67055 threads
6706Kawaii: "He said fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"
6707Kale (GM): and it's already becoming a meme
6708Kawaii: there's already an edit with Trump as Momo and CNN as Dahlia
6709Jazz: >when you have a better beach episode than most anime
6710smh
6711step it up nips
6712Kawaii: the gunmaids beach episode was Emu War 2
6713unironically
6714Kale (GM): Well you had gondola confirmed as a demi-god
6715Kawaii: baddies were straight up testing some shit that would trigger the fight or flight response exclusively as "fight"
6716and decided to use Emus during a car festival
6717So we killed the emus and saved Staya
6718Straya*
6719Kale (GM): you can't kill emus tough
6720Kawaii: Yeah you can
6721you just eat them
6722Remember? Castella straight up loaded one of the dead emus and took it to the beach to cook it over a bonfire.
6723Kale (GM): well
6724at least if there's one person in the whole AKT
6725it's that one guard
6726that didn't try to kill you on sight
6727Jazz: what's his job like now that the mountain completely disappeared
6728Kawaii: >that didn't try to kill you on sight
6729lol
6730okay
6731more like "Fuck, I'm literally outnumbered so bad that I'll get bodied in a minute, I'll just act like I don't wanna fight."
6732When I take over?
6733He's the first one getting fired
6734Kawaii: unless he shapes his shit up
6735Kale (GM): wew
6736Kawaii: he can have a second chance
6737but Dahlia already blew hers
6738she didn't even pass on my messages
6739so now I'm going to have to send a stronger message
6740a severed head
6741Kale (GM): >When you turn Momo into full samurai
6742Jazz: she was dishonorabur
6743Kawaii: she really was
6744as much as she talked shit about what's fair
6745Kale (GM): >When Aila avoids him cause he's having "That time of the year" where he just collects severed heads of his opponents
6746Kawaii: he won't collect heads
6747but if you have a sword that can do MGR shit
6748what's the best way to send a message when words and soft force don't work?
6749DICED
6750MEAT
6751but
6752Kawaii: I don't wanna traumatize the child that much
6753Jazz: it builds character
6754Kawaii: so really I'll probably just stab her in the throat
6755Kale (GM): >Not grabbing her spine and crushing it for life juices
6756DEAD ON
6757Kawaii: almost kale
6758I'd grab her spine right at the base of the skull
6759and crush her brain stem
6760instant shut down and death
6761Jazz: HEAT OF THE DESERT
6762DUST SETTLES ON MY FACE
6763Kawaii: Children can be cruel Jack
6764And I'm VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD
6765Jazz: WITHOUT A COMPASS THE SOLDIER KNOWS NO DISGRACE
6766Kale (GM): >When Momo gets a new nickname
6767>As Momo the Ripper
6768Jazz: if only momo didn't sound so ridiculous
6769Kale (GM): yeh
6770Jazz: combining those two is silly as hell
6771Kale (GM): it actively hinders his badassness
6772Jazz: sounds like a tiny furry animal the ripper
6773Kale (GM): that's the strategy
6774Kawaii: if he got a new nickname
6775it wouldn't include Momo
6776it'd probably be his actual name
6777Jazz: fagola?
6778:^)
6779Kawaii: Mitsuo desu
6780Kale (GM): Ripper Mitsuo
6781Kawaii: Mitsuo Miyamoto
6782Jazz: woah I love persona 4
6783Kawaii: actually you should already be able to recognize the laziness behind this name
6784Started with Momo, went backwards
6785Kale (GM): went backwards because he realized Momo was a stupid name to put to a kid
6786Kawaii: not really
6787Momo was always a nickname desu
6788the idea was always that his mother liked the peach boy folktale
6789and started calling him that for short
6790Kale (GM): :^)
6791Kawaii: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vfkzMAWWKE
6792>yfw there's already a Rules of Nature mix of the backhand scene
6793Jazz: so if I got this right
6794Kale (GM): the backhand scene was animated with 1 frame instead of 2 frames per shot, just for that ultimate extra smoothness
6795Jazz: somewhere down miyagi's bloodline it branches into momo and gunmaids
6796:^)
6797Kale (GM): They're all the same person
6798Kawaii: this is an entirely different universe
6799Kale (GM): inhabiting different universes
6800Jazz: that's what you think
6801Kawaii: at best, Momo is Miyagi's displaced son from the future
6802Kale (GM): they're all voice by the same VA
6803Kawaii: though that wouldn't make sense
6804because Miyagi killed a giant skeleman
6805a mere wizard is paltry
6806Kale (GM): nah completely different universes
6807Kawaii: and he had more experience setting fires
6808Miyagi does exist in Gunmaids canon though
6809Kale (GM): ye
6810Kawaii: he's a spirit at this point though
6811Kale (GM): cause they're in the same timelapse of history
6812they're both in earth
6813easy to link
6814Jazz: I'd hope he's not somehow 500 years old
6815Kawaii: nope
6816Kale (GM): this is a completely different world
6817Kawaii: he's dead as shit
6818but somebody tried summoning his spirit to fight the group
6819which turned to Sax's character convincing him to tell that dude to fuck off and hang with us in stead
6820and it worked!
6821the absolute madman!
6822Jazz: cracked his own head on an oar while an old man
6823Kawaii: nah, no statements made about how he died
6824Jazz: mistakes were made
6825Kawaii: as far as he says, he doesn't remember his death
6826Jazz: hmmm I wonder why
6827Kawaii: mostly because Yuki's game isn't done
6828:^)
6829what would happen first
6830Miyagi finally getting killed
6831or Pox getting back?
6832:^)
6833Jazz: good question
6834Kale (GM): I like to think that if Emmanuel survived the story, he goes ahead and finds a stone mask, puts it on, then helps win the south american independence before fucking off indefinetely
6835Kawaii: Gunmaids canon has only a few people I know of with access to a stone mask
6836including Kamiya, Yoko Taro, and Kojima
6837Kale (GM): what about Araki
6838Kawaii: Oh right
6839Yoko is the Santana
6840Araki is the Kars
6841Jazz: mikiko ascends to hermit sage and locks herself in a mausoleum for hundreds of years
6842Kawaii: The other two are Wham and ACDC
6843That said
6844I won't confirm or deny if John Wick is actually just Keanu using an Alias
6845nor will I confirm or deny that he's actually a vampire
6846I mean if Mikiko wants out...
6847Kale (GM): it'd make sense
6848Kawaii: endgame/post-game gunmaids 1 would be a good time to do it
6849Jazz: maybe she's dead tho :^)
6850we don't know
6851Kale (GM): >Gunmaids 1
6852Kawaii: there is daughterus
6853but that is a smaller project
6854Kale (GM): Does Garuda count
6855Kawaii: Garuda would be around 32 by the time the girls are 18 and able to travel on their own
6856Kale (GM): huh
6857Kawaii: but the occasional guest appearance might be workable
6858Kale (GM): I tought she would just be like
68595-6 years older than them or something
6860Kawaii: they're only 1-3 years old at the end of Gunmaids
6861so Garuda would have to be an 8 year old during the last boss
6862Kale (GM): well, she keeps her mind intact, but I'm assuming that just ain't healthy
6863or safe
6864Jazz: I'd shudder to think what power mikiko's fist would wield if she lived for centuries
6865fists
6866Kawaii: about as much as Elise's
6867enough to wreck shit
6868Jazz: but then we stack the armor piercing magic
6869Kawaii: and the issue with her being less than 12 during the final boss fight is at that point you should probably have the young hinderance
6870Jazz: and any other dumb shit she's developed
6871Kale (GM): yeah I'd suppose
6872Kawaii: she'd basically be on level with the others
6873keeping in mind that during the final boss fight everybody's set to basically be reincarnated because >vampires >fighting YHVH
6874only two things can kill a god
6875Jazz: it'd be quite a long time no see
6876Kawaii: another god
6877and man
6878Because god created man in his image
6879little did he know that with sentience, they gained the collective power of observation
6880Kale (GM): >Emmanuel finds the mask, Mikiko is a hermit, Miyagi is a ghost
6881it'd be a weird reunion
6882Kawaii: Well Miyagi's gonna probably go back to being dead
6883Jazz: don't leave out sayla :^)
6884Kawaii: what about Sayla?
6885Jazz: it'd be a weird reunion
6886Kawaii: "Oh hey, I inherited the role of angel of death after my mom killed Samael. I kinda know you guys."
6887Kale (GM): See After living so long
6888Kawaii: I still find it funny that Sayla was the first name Mil thought off
6889of*
6890and how fitting that the weeaboo mother and the Japanese mother give their daughters Japanese names
6891Kale (GM): Emmanuel either just became either a father, a priest, or keeps living as a mercenary for blackwatch
6892Kawaii: uh
6893do you mean Blackwater?
6894Kale (GM): that one
6895Jazz: jej
6896Kawaii: I was confused
6897because Blackwatch is the new hottest overwatch meme
6898Kale (GM): it is?
6899Kawaii: yep
6900Kale (GM): wasn't it like
6901Talon and some other shit
6902Jazz: yeah cause blizzard is really original
6903Kawaii: https://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Blackwatch
6904no no see
6905Blackwatch is the covert ops branch of Overwatch
6906they made sure it had an obvious name though
6907despite its secrecy
6908Jazz: new blizzard games literally run off TV tropes or some shit
6909Kawaii: they must
6910Jazz: how do we be as unoriginal as possible
6911is their company motto
6912Kale (GM): >Emmanuel now looks like a modern day soldier, Lily and Elise are part of the BMW
6913Jazz: oh I forgot "and still make bank" at the end
6914Kale (GM): >Mikiko still looks like a hermit
6915>500 years later she still looks the same
6916Jazz: just longer hair and cooler robes
6917that's what the hermit life does baybee
6918Kawaii: Lily and Elise would look the same
6919but uh
6920they die
6921Kale (GM): wew
6922Jazz: most unfortunate
6923Kawaii: Elise gets to come back as a Celestial
6924because she'd already been living as a hermit but you can't be a hermit if you're a vampire
6925so when she got brought back she asked to be a human
6926and just immediately got the buff
6927and Lily becomes a fox
6928Jazz: is this furious 7 of roleplaying game reunions
6929this the*
6930Kale (GM): yes
6931Kawaii: kek
6932Kale (GM): one last job
6933Jazz: IT'S BEEN A LOOOOOOONG TIME
6934Kawaii: one last job
6935Jazz: cue sappy piano
6936Kawaii: Keep Jeanne alive while the others are reincarnated
6937Kale (GM): that'd actually be pretty cool
6938Jazz: AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN
6939Kale (GM): "We brought some help"
6940Kawaii: while Mil probably won't be playing in the finale, forcing me to assume direct control
6941I've considered taking that in the direction of a temporary party swap/guest appearance
6942Kale (GM): >shadows cede as they reveal Emmanuel and Mikiko "Long time no see"
6943Kawaii: where the assist characters step up to be the front line after the front line gets BODIED
6944Jazz: is emmanuel still as drunk and smelly
6945Kawaii: featuring Dante, from the Devil May Cry series
6946Kale (GM): no
6947Jazz: lame
6948Kawaii: oh right, if you didn't know Jazz
6949Kale (GM): he gets his shit together
6950Kawaii: DMC is basically canon
6951Dante exists in Gunmaids
6952Kale (GM): everything is basically canon
6953Jazz: I think you've mentioned it before
6954Kawaii: him and Demifiend are guest assist chars
6955Jazz: where's matador
6956Kale (GM): Garuda is probably cannonically involved with resident evil
6957as a guest character as well
6958Kawaii: I mean Garuda is effectively a Berkin
6959Jazz: if everything is canon then where is papa nier??????
6960Kale (GM): no papa nier
6961Kawaii: it's not that timeline, clearly
6962Kale (GM): 2B is on the works tough
6963Kawaii: Japan would've been completely fucked by now
6964>2B is in the works
6965uhhhh fam
6966Tetra is basically the prototype for 2B
6967the only difference is they started with a human body
6968a barely living one
6969Kawaii: but still
6970Kale (GM): I barely know about Nier, just spouting memes
6971well then
6972did you like the game?
6973Jazz: if everything is canon then where is rrrragi?
6974and ye
6975Kawaii: Araragi literally shows up in a cameo in the early game
6976Jazz: where's snail
6977Kale (GM): I should probably do something with Amy
6978Kawaii: back when Harem-kun was accidentally seducing Lily
6979and snail may have been with him that time
6980Kale (GM): since Foron just gave up on the game
6981Jazz: rocks fall
6982Kawaii: now now Jazz
6983if rocks kill her
6984how will we collect her wealth?
6985Kale (GM): wew
6986Kawaii: but nah don't kill her off
6987Kale (GM): nah
6988my best bet is
6989Jazz: but if rocks fall we all get exp from witnessing something so crazy
6990think of the exp
6991Kale (GM): She realized adventuring wasn't her thing, and just decided to stay home, and wait for any news
6992either that
6993or Foron gives the greenlight to kill her
6994and The cat turns super saiyan
6995Kawaii: that'd be a bit dark
6996Kale (GM): ye
699780% rule
6998you know that
6999the best outcome
7000is Foron going back to play
7001but Unless it's gunmaids he's probably aint budging
7002Kale (GM): and even then
7003he would come back for the finale of the whole adventure
7004without actually knowing what the whole adventure was about
7005I mean
7006That gets me miffled you know
7007Jazz: foron does that
7008Kale (GM): Aliyah hasn't even talked to Amy
7009Jazz: somehow he got through our only war games
7010Kawaii: Foron is a bit picky
7011and sometimes has a tendency to get a bit lost if he's not interested
7012or at least what I perceive as a lack of interest
7013Kale (GM): who knows
7014Jazz: anglo genetics
7015Kale (GM): worst part is he always appeared during the first half
7016it was Yuki who missed a ton of sessions
7017Kawaii: I don't want to apply malice to it, but I also don't want to just sit here and say "He dummy"
7018Jazz: like poetry
7019Kale (GM): I'm not gonna antagonize the man
7020but I mean, at the very least just say "Nah, I don't wanna play anymore"
7021Jazz: you gotta take responsibility at some point
7022Kale (GM): yeah
7023Jazz: and say "yeah im fucked off"
7024Kale (GM): I'm just trying to be nice here
7025but I've been getting the urges of just telling him
7026"So are you out of the game? or what? make a choice"
7027Jazz: you can't threaten an anglo they don't respond to that you have to appease them with silly things
7028like saying you won't invade poland
7029Kale (GM): but I'm going to invade poland
7030I can't just back down on that
7031Jazz: that's not what you tell them tho
7032you tell them you won't
7033and then you do it
7034Kale (GM): also is the bodyguard just armor or is there a dude inside
7035Jazz: just armor
7036or metal rock shit
7037something
7038Kale (GM): so Ailyah has a crush on a giant armor
7039Jazz: not an actual dude
7040yes
7041Kale (GM): wew
7042Jazz: """"""""""it's not a big deal"""""""""""
7043Kale (GM): no wonder
7044anyways, I'm glad you liked the game
7045I'm gonna crash and burn now
7046seeya
7047Ai Li soon
7048Jazz: more like gay li
7049Kawaii: I'm gonna take over AKT
7050and put Ai Li in charge
7051tbh
7052Jazz: implying he won't run it into the ground for the lulz
7053Kawaii: He didn't run the insurance business into the ground
7054that's profiting at the moment
7055Jazz: for how long I wonder
7056Kawaii: really
7057makes me think
7058Jazz: doesn't it
7059Kawaii: that's why Momo diversified his investments
7060by buying a gym in a town with the highest paying adventurer's guild
7061ie. guaranteed consistent customers
7062though the most expensive thing he has is still his sword
7063Jazz: how can you say you have big money if you don't use it on your own person
7064that's just how it works
7065Kawaii: I mean
7066it's a pretty kickass sword
7067Jetstream Sam style but in white and with a wind element shockwave effect on the trigger pull
7068the engraving at the bottom of the blade is obviously a peach because theme
7069Kale (GM): ayyyy
7070Momo: rolling d420!
7071(
707290
7073)
7074= 90
7075rolling 4d20!
7076(
707712
7078+
707920
7080+
708119
7082+
70832
7084+
708512
7086)
7087= 65
7088Kale (GM): rolling d420
7089(
7090133
7091)
7092= 133
7093rolling 4d20
7094(
709519
7096+
70976
7098+
709920
7100+
710110
7102)
7103= 55
7104Yuki: rolling 4d20
7105(
710618
7107+
71084
7109+
71105
7111+
71121
7113)
7114= 28
7115rolling d420!
7116(
7117341
7118)
7119= 341
7120Aliyah: rolling d420
7121(
7122187
7123)
7124= 187
7125rolling 4d20
7126(
712720
7128+
712910
7130+
71312
7132+
71338
7134)
7135= 40
7136Kale (GM): everyone ready?
7137Aliyah: (for you)
7138Momo: (who)
7139after /a/ had a feast with Momo's pimp hand memes and Hat posting, the team goes back to the road again, this time, the final objective or their travels
71403 days of walking, you three end up reaching some strangely familiar ruins...
7141
7142Momo squints trying to remember why it seems familiar
7143
7144Aliyah looks around. "Wait a minute...."
7145a small flashback to the time you spent in the concert, the same ruins you saw at the end of that music induced acid trips...looks like the kingdom really existed, and it really fell
7146Momo: "Well how about that..."
7147Aila Udon: "What?"
7148
7149Lena Anasova looks around. "I wonder.."
7150Momo: "That music performance we did at the end? That song might've been about this."
7151Aila Udon: "Really?"
7152The Cat: "Music sure is complex if this is what I was supposed to see"
7153
7154Lena Anasova looks surprised. "You didn't?"
7155Aliyah: "It was these ruins. No doubt about it."
7156Nhazul: "Quite specific for an instrumental song"
7157Aila Udon: "We should keep going, Altough we can mark this place to visit later"
7158Momo: "That sounds good."
7159Ruins of Aukam added to your map
7160
7161Aila Udon marks the place on the map as she goes back to walking
7162Aila Udon: "C'mon, We should reach the city by the end of the day"
7163
7164Momo joins her "That's a relief."
7165you all keep walking, as the day start to fade, the entire trip lasted 4 days, and you finally reach a bridge...
7166Cartago Town, a trader haven for those coming from kusa no oka, seeing as it's the closest spot for the region, most of it's maritime commerce comes from here, and it could be called the "Civilized end of the Eastern continent"
7167
7168Aila Udon gives a big sigh of relief "Finally..."
7169
7170Momo looks up at the city "We made it..."
7171The Cat: "It was a long trip, that's for sure"
7172"But now we just have to reach that crimson island"
7173Nhazul: "Question is, how?"
7174
7175Aila Udon stays silent for a moment, before giving a groan "The traditional way..."
7176Aila Udon: "We're gonna have to ask around"
7177Momo: "Yep, but hopefully there's at least one person who knows, maybe at the docks."
7178Aila Udon: "Hopefully..."
7179you all start heading towards the docks, reaching as the sun starts to fall down, the city is quaint in it's own right, with much more rigid architecture, and nothing of the massive buidlings of Easima
7180Momo: "A lot smaller than the cities I've seen so far."
7181The Cat: "How many cities have you seen so far?"
7182"apart from the biggest one in the entire world and the capital"
7183Momo: "Those might have been the only two."
7184Aliyah: "I expected it to be a little smaller actually."
7185Nhazul: "Smaller? how so?"
7186
7187The Cat pokes Momo's head "Then you don't really have a very grand point of reference"
7188Lena Anasova: (brb gotta help out again or something)
7189(inb4 it's some halfassed intervention)
7190Godot: (where da music)
7191The Cat: (have fun)
7192
7193Aliyah looks out onto the water. "From the way my father described it I assumed it wasn't as impressive as it really is."
7194The Cat: (You guys aren't hearing the music?)
7195Aliyah: (I was but not now)
7196The Cat: (What about now?)
7197Momo: (mhmm)
7198Nhazul: "Well, things can get underwhelming when you visit them enough"
7199Aliyah: (now I hear it)
7200(is it really quiet for you kawaii)
7201Nhazul: "I remember the first time I reached Easima, everyone was surprised and amazed"
7202"But I already lived in a bigger city"
7203"So, the sense of wonder was lost on me"
7204Momo: (It's quiet for me but I don't have it up loud to begin with)
7205Aliyah: (I have to turn it up loud to hear it which makes everything else in roll20 really loud)
7206Nhazul: (is it louder now?)
7207Aliyah: (ye)
7208you are all walking, asking around for the way to the crimson island, you're met with either dismissal or outright avoidance, it seems it's not an easy subject for the people around here
7209it seems like you're out of ideas...until...
7210you see a fat man with an amazon gf trying to talk to a confused shop owner about finances and "in shuer ance"
7211Someone looks confused "okay, you're gonna have to explain to me that concept once again"
7212Ai Ii: "Okay, you know the base word, right? Insure."
7213Someone: "I...suppose?"
7214Ai Ii: "You do or you don't, my dear friend."
7215Someone: "...No, not really, I don't"
7216Momo: "Is that the old man?"
7217The Cat: "It can't be, he'd have a heart attack in this heat"
7218
7219Ai Ii wipes his head with an embroidered handkerchief. "Alright, I don't usually do this, but I'll give you a free lesson. You want to protect something, but you can't protect it with a sword. That's insurance."
7220Someone looks at you for a while, then nods slowly
7221Ai Ii: "Like if a fire burned the place down. It's gone, right?"
7222Someone: "Yeah?"
7223Ai Ii: "Poof, no more building."
7224Someone: "...Alright"
7225Ai Ii: "But, with insurance, you get some money to build a new one."
7226
7227Ai Ii quickly blurbs out, "Following a thorough investigation."
7228
7229Ai Ii coughs a bit.
7230Someone: "what was that?"
7231Ai Ii: "Boy, this heat sure is something."
7232Someone: "Uh...yeah"
7233"It's the desert for a reason"
7234"So...you're just gonna give me money?"
7235"if my building collapses or something?"
7236Ai Ii: "For a small monthly fee, yes."
7237"Very affordable."
7238Someone looks at you "How small?"
7239
7240Ai Ii rubs his hands internally.
7241Ai Ii: "Ah, that all depends on the size of your business, your yearly income, and of course, an appreciated value of the land, building, and internal good."
7242Someone: "...O-okay"
7243Ai Ii: "Now, how much do you pay for a round of drinks at the bar?"
7244Someone looks confused "I...like 40 gold?"
7245Ai Ii: "Not a lot of money, but nothing to pass up, right?"
7246
7247Ai Ii gets in closer to the guy, arm around his shoulder.
7248
7249Ai Ii waves his hand out.
7250Someone looks even more confused
7251Ai Ii: "Now what if I told you, you could have peace of mind for only a night out a month."
7252"We've got businesses lined up for only 30 gold a month."
7253Someone: "I..."
7254Someone scratches his head "Wouldn't sound so...bad I guess"
7255Ai Ii: "Now, I can't guaranteed your business would be that low, especially if you're the savvy owner I expect you to be, but it's a mere pittance on the grand scale."
7256"Now, don't be offended, but are you literate?"
7257
7258Ai Ii waits for an answer with a waiting smile.
7259Someone: "No...not really"
7260Ai Ii: "Nothing to be ashamed of, books are for nerds anyways, am I right."
7261
7262Ai Ii nods to himself.
7263Someone: (FUCK, THE ONE TIME I SAY MY PARENTS ARE DONE WITH MASS)
7264(IS THE DAY THEY SAY LET'S GO TO MASS)
7265Aliyah: (truly owned)
7266Ai Ii: (e to the p to the i to the c)
7267Aliyah: (how long will you be?)
7268Someone: (prolly an hour, at best)
7269Aliyah: (k)
7270Someone: (Fuck everything)
7271Ai Ii: (i'll be playing some civ5, let me know when you're back fam)
7272Someone: (roll call?)
7273Lena Anasova: rolling d420
7274(
7275362
7276)
7277= 362
7278Momo: (desu)
7279Lena Anasova: rolling 4d20
7280(
72817
7282+
72834
7284+
72859
7286+
728720
7288)
7289= 40
7290rolling d20
7291(
72928
7293)
7294= 8
7295hmm
7296Aliyah: rolling 4d20
7297(
72982
7299+
73001
7301+
730216
7303+
730418
7305)
7306= 37
7307rolling d420
7308(
7309178
7310)
7311= 178
7312Ai Ii: rolling 4d20
7313(
731416
7315+
73167
7317+
731817
7319+
73209
7321)
7322= 49
7323rolling 1d420
7324(
73259
7326)
7327= 9
7328(phew)
7329We interrupt your airwaves for a very important message
7330Father Carlos: "God's pretty cool okay"
7331back to your schedule
7332Lena Anasova: wew
7333Ai Ii: "Now listen, friend. I'm willing to send out an agent to give you a personalized assessment, at no charge. All I need is your commitment that you are interested in this proposal."
7334roll me charisma
7335Lena Anasova: rolling 6d6
7336(
73376
7338+
73395
7340+
73415
7342+
73435
7344+
73453
7346+
73476
7348)
7349= 30
7350(I guess?)
7351Someone: (Ai Li)
7352Aliyah: (got em)
7353Lena Anasova: (oh 7d6)
7354(oh well)
7355Momo: (wowie zowie tho)
7356Someone: (But I mean)
7357Momo: (that fucken spread)
7358Ai Ii: (it's uh, base 2 plus whatever i put into charismatic, right)
7359Someone: (ye)
7360Aliyah: (aye)
7361Someone: (Lena made like, three guys pop a boner)
7362Ai Ii: rolling 4d6
7363(
73644
7365+
73661
7367+
73684
7369+
73704
7371)
7372= 13
7373Momo: (that's lewd)
7374Aliyah: (trips)
7375(check em)
7376Someone: (noice)
7377
7378Lena Anasova covers her chest instinctively.
7379Ai Ii: (check 'em)
7380Lena you hear a pessimistic "aaaww..." in the distance, but Ai Li...
7381Someone: "Well, chucks, I guess I should do it"
7382"Can't be too careful"
7383Ai Ii: "Smart man. Good business sense, too."
7384
7385Ai Ii scribbles down a few notes.
7386
7387Jill perks up "Thank you for choosing us!" as she takes out a notepad and starts to take the shop owner's personal information
7388Momo: "I'm pretty sure it's them."
7389Lena Anasova: "Looks like it."
7390as the shop owner grows flustered by second in sight of the mega milk, Ai Li can finally get a good look at the party of adventurers next to him
7391Aliyah: "Who exactly?"
7392
7393Ai Ii narrows his eyes in their direction, squinting beneath the shades.
7394The Cat: "Some talking fossil"
7395"He'd try to sell fire in hell if he could"
7396Lena Anasova: "An acquaintance from... the start I suppose."
7397Momo: "That's the best way to put it...long time no see, old man."
7398
7399Ai Ii scratches his head nonchalantly. "Who are you again?"
7400The Cat: "The cat who owns 40% of your company?"
7401Ai Ii: "Hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
7402The Cat: "The cat who you named your company after?"
7403"Are you getting dementia this early on you old fart?"
7404Ai Ii: "Something looks a little... different. How can I know it's you?'
7405
7406The Cat sighs "It's a shame, we lost the fossil"
7407
7408Lena Anasova gives her best cheery wave.
7409Ai Ii: "I mean, I recognize the kids."
7410
7411Ai Ii waves back.
7412the cat now sports a red scarf, as well as an eyepatch now, with some scars
7413Momo: "It's the same cat."
7414
7415Ai Ii lightly smacks a fist into an open palm. "Oh, that's right. It's the eyepatch. Did you finally get what was coming fleabag."
7416Ai Ii: "Or is it a fashion statement."
7417The Cat: "It's a death laser"
7418
7419The Cat says in the most deadpan manner
7420
7421Ai Ii laughs.
7422Ai Ii: "Oh boy, always the comedian."
7423The Cat: "I try to laugh whenever I see a clown like you"
7424"Least I can do"
7425
7426The Cat can't help to get out a laugh
7427
7428Ai Ii gently taps his forehead with his handkerchief from the heat. "Surely, you aren't here to get a tan."
7429The Cat: "I would say the same for you"
7430"Stopped liking Kinzoku?"
7431Ai Ii: "There's only so much money in a single city. If you aren't growing, you're dying."
7432
7433Aila Udon scratches her hair and whispers into Momo's ear "I feel like I know this guy..."
7434
7435Momo whispers back "Remember when we met?"
7436Aila Udon: "Yeah?"
7437The Cat: "We're here doing adventurer stuff"
7438Momo: "He was part of our group back then. Remember how he was hitting it off with the bartender?"
7439Aila Udon: "...Ooooh, the pervy guy"
7440Momo: "Yeah, him."
7441
7442The Cat looks around, "speaking about adventure, how the hell did you get here before us?"
7443Jill: "Oh, we got here by boat!"
7444
7445Ai Ii nods. "A great investment."
7446Ai Ii: "A real mobile office."
7447
7448Jill peeks out as she finishes taking the data and kissing Ai Li in the head "All done sweety"
7449Aila Udon: "..."
7450Ai Ii: "Good, we've almost hit our quota for the day."
7451The Cat: "..."
7452"Love is blind I suppose"
7453
7454Ai Ii pokes the cat on the head. "What did you mean by that?"
7455
7456Aliyah shies away a bit.
7457The Cat: "...That you're a lucky man Ai Li"
7458"Disgustingly lucky"
7459Ai Ii: "Ah, I prefer to think of it as a lifetime of work paying off."
7460"That, and good people skills."
7461The Cat: "Well at least the fossil is alive and kicking, so our money is safe"
7462
7463The Cat goes back to the group "let's keep looking out for info"
7464
7465Ai Ii sighs, shaking his head. "Did you think I'd run off with it?"
7466The Cat: "Not really, just hoping I didn't have to put you in a retirement home with my money"
7467
7468Aila Udon thinks for a while "O-o-oh, Um..."
7469
7470Aila Udon looks at Ai Li "Mr...."
7471Momo: "Li."
7472Aila Udon: "Lee!"
7473
7474Ai Ii reaches out and shakes her hand with a smile, "Well, well, well. Seems you've all been busy at work. Are you assembling an army?"
7475Aila Udon: "U-u-uh"
7476Momo: "Not exactly..."
7477Aila Udon: "N-n-no?"
7478Momo: "Tracking down a wizard to undo a curse."
7479Aila Udon: "W-w-we were thinking...w-well I was thinking, if you'd like to j-j-join us for a while, since we need a boat..."
7480"J-j-just for a while!"
7481
7482Ai Ii does the thinking man's pose.
7483Ai Ii: "Technically, that boat is property of the company."
7484The Cat: "Then that means it's mine as well"
7485"As a co-founder I say we use the boat"
7486
7487Ai Ii scratches his chin. "Not like there is a securities commission here."
7488Momo: "Well we've all invested a little bit at this point."
7489Ai Ii: "But this is a deep ethical question."
7490"Can we use the company boat for personal reasons?"
7491"Not really, no."
7492"But..."
7493
7494Aliyah drops her head down and begins snoring loudly.
7495Jill: "But what about the time we used it for our night out?"
7496Ai Ii: "Shhhhhhhhhhhhh"
7497
7498Ai Ii coughs a bit.
7499Jill: "Oh, okay"
7500
7501Jill smiles "business night out"
7502Ai Ii: "We ARE almost done ransacking this city."
7503"We'll need to find new lands to conquer, so to speak."
7504"It should be fine as long there is business potential."
7505
7506Jill gives a nervous smile "We shouldn't probably say that next to one of our clients"
7507Ai Ii: "Nothing to be afraid of. A business should always be out to conquer."
7508"If they can't fight for their own livelihood, how could they fight for yours?"
7509The Cat: "Look old man, do we get the boat?"
7510Momo: "Time's a bit of a factor."
7511
7512Ai Ii frowns, "Should say something then."
7513Ai Ii: "Yes, you can tag along on the boat."
7514The Cat: "Good"
7515Momo: "Thanks."
7516Lena Anasova: "Thanks Ai."
7517Aila Udon: "T-t-thank you mister!"
7518
7519Aliyah awakens from her fake sleep. "Seems you gotta cut to the chase with business types."
7520The Cat: "That's a certain"
7521
7522Nhazul is still soundly asleep
7523Aila Udon: "Okay then, we'll contact you if we find more info!"
7524
7525Aila Udon starts walking and waving goodbye before motioning everyone "C'mon, we got an island to find"
7526Momo: "Let's get looking."
7527
7528Ai Ii waves them off.
7529
7530Jill hugs Ai Li from behind "Work is over...sooooo, you wanna see if we got enough time before they get to the boat~" wink wink nudge nudge
7531the group keeps walking as Jill bridal carries Ai Li back to the boat, it's still a while of searching, until finally...
7532
7533Someone? looks at you "Crimson Island? yeah I know the way..."
7534
7535Someone? smiles "You'll need a navigator, so I'll have to come with you"
7536
7537Lena Anasova looks at the stranger suspiciously.
7538Lena Anasova: "...I see."
7539
7540Momo raises an eyebrow "And it's as simple as that?"
7541Someone?: "...Well, I was getting to that"
7542"What're you willing to pay?"
7543
7544Aila Udon crosses her arms and thinks for a while before sighing "how about 100 gold?"
7545
7546Someone? barely thinks about it "Deal"
7547
7548Momo fishes out 100 gold and hands it over to the man
7549
7550Someone? takes it with a smile on his face "Thank you kindly"
7551
7552Lena Anasova watches the stranger.
7553Someone?: (Are you going to roll something?)
7554Lena Anasova: (dunno)
7555"What is it you do?"
7556Ai Ii: (yeah, roll deez nutz)
7557Someone?: "Me? Why'd you ask that?"
7558Lena Anasova: "Curiosity."
7559"It's not every day someone volunteers to drive a boat to a mad wizard's hideout."
7560Someone?: "You know it killed the cat right?"
7561"...Navigator"
7562
7563Someone? smiles "It's my job to do this"
7564
7565Lena Anasova doesn't look very comforted.
7566Momo: "I see..."
7567Someone?: "Is your curiosity...sated?"
7568Momo: "For now."
7569Aliyah: "How come others we talked to seem to not be comfortable talking about or even acknowledging the place existed?"
7570"You seem rather willing compared to them."
7571Someone?: "...Well, I'm more comfortable with those issues, I've been told my daredevil attitude is a flaw..."
7572Aliyah: "What issues do they have with the island?"
7573Someone?: "The big giant blood colored building?"
7574"It looks quite ominous and dangerous you know?"
7575Lena Anasova: (perception(
7576rolling 4d6
7577(
75786
7579+
75805
7581+
75822
7583+
75841
7585)
7586= 14
7587(well then)
7588Aliyah: rolling 4d6
7589(
75902
7591+
75924
7593+
75942
7595+
75961
7597)
7598= 9
7599Momo: (even on the absolute scale, a 6 isn't a fail)
7600Aliyah: (wew)
7601Momo: rolling 2d6
7602(
76032
7604+
76056
7606)
7607= 8
7608Aliyah: (jej)
7609Someone?: rolling 4d6
7610(
76116
7612+
76134
7614+
76156
7616+
76172
7618)
7619= 18
7620(wew)
7621you can't get a clear image of the guy, he hides his motives and twitches incredibly well, you can't tell if he's lying or if he's telling the truth, or where
7622Momo: "Let's go then. It'd be wasteful to stand around all day."
7623
7624Lena Anasova sits on the boat, still suspicious.
7625
7626Someone? steps inside the boat "Good"
7627
7628Someone? heads to pilot room and before long the boat starts going
7629
7630Momo whispers to the others once he's out of earshot "We should probably keep an eye on him."
7631Amy had to stay behind, seeing as she had to do something exceedingly amazing that we will never know about
7632Ai Ii: (his name is revealed to be miura)
7633Aliyah: (lel)
7634Ai Ii: (we die of old age in transit)
7635don't worry, she'll have an OVA in about 3 years that's just Kaiji word for word
7636
7637Nhazul nods with his arms crossed
7638night hits, as the man confirms the directions
7639Someone?: "I'll take the wheel, it's a night of travel"
7640Jill: "Oh..."
7641"Okay then"
7642
7643Jill lets the man take the wheel as she leaves the cabin, unaware of everyone's plans
7644Momo: "Well, now we find out if we made a mistake, I suppose."
7645
7646Jill looks at you guys "Hey guys"
7647
7648Ai Ii cracks open a cold one.
7649the night falls and little by little people start going to sleep, do any of you stay awake?
7650Aliyah: (I will for a bit)
7651Ai Ii: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
7652Momo: (I probably will)
7653Jill: (So Aliyah and Momo stay awake? where?)
7654Aliyah: (how big is this boat)
7655Momo: (the two of them are probably staking out the dude as a team)
7656Jill: (It's a mildly big boat, so there's some rooms, the pilot room, and Ai' office)
7657Ai Ii: (no expense spared ;) )
7658Aliyah: (what rooms are next to the captain's deck)
7659Jill: (Engine room, and uuuuh)
7660(Small storage space I suppose)
7661Aliyah: (guess the captain's deck then)
7662
7663Heide Blumengard says nothing as she can only sit
7664Momo: (ye, captain's deck)
7665Heide Blumengard: (So you're just with the dude checking on him?)
7666Aliyah: (sure)
7667Heide Blumengard: (K then)
7668Momo: (also just sort of keeping an eye on where the ship's going, you know)
7669everyone went to sleep except Aliyah and Momo, who are currently sitting on the captain's deck as the man sails without trouble
7670
7671Someone? smiles "No need to look out for me, I take pride in my work y'know?"
7672
7673Aliyah sits silently.
7674Momo: "It's more than I want to see where this island is when we get there."
7675Someone?: "Well...I can't blame you..."
7676
7677Someone? stays silent, but his smile fades as he keeps piloting
7678Aliyah: "You mind if I ask you why you corrected our friend earlier?"
7679"She mentioned you driving the ship, but you corrected her saying you were only a navigator."
7680Someone?: "huh?"
7681"...I prefer the term navigator, but piloting a boat is no problem for me"
7682
7683Someone? smiles "Sorry if I confused you"
7684
7685Aliyah returns a smile. "No harm, no foul."
7686
7687Someone? keeps piloting the boat in silence "So you're gonna check on me the entire way?"
7688Momo: "Well you have to admit there's something strange about a man who takes on a job like this for 100 gold."
7689Someone?: "...Well, desperate times...desperate measures"
7690Aliyah: "I'm also a bit interested in what our destination looks like."
7691Someone?: "...I see"
7692You two, roll me perception
7693Aliyah: rolling 4d6
7694(
76956
7696+
76975
7698+
76995
7700+
77012
7702)
7703= 18
7704Momo: rolling 2d6
7705(
77061
7707+
77085
7709)
7710= 6
7711Someone?: rolling 4d6
7712(
77131
7714+
77151
7716+
77175
7718+
77196
7720)
7721= 13
7722
7723Someone? smiles "Well, it does look quite different..."
7724Aliyah, you get to see the man's face from a different angle as he goes back to piloting
7725it is not the face of a man who's enjoying himself, rather a look of annoyance... only barely
7726his eyes betray him
7727
7728Aliyah stands up and walks up beside him and looks out towards the sea
7729just the night sea...
7730Aliyah: "You know how long until we're there?"
7731the boat rocks harder than before, but the weather is completely clear
7732Someone?: "Hmm? oh, probably when the sun is rising"
7733"We'd reach it when they wake up, I'm sure"
7734
7735Momo frowns "And all the rocking? The water looks pretty clear."
7736Someone?: "Currents"
7737Ai Ii: (dumb niggas never captain'd a boat, smh just leave me alone)
7738Aliyah: "You've been to this island before?"
7739
7740Someone? Aliyah, you can still see it in his eyes, frustration, annoyance
7741
7742Someone? finally sighs
7743Momo: "Guess the train's just different like that..."
7744
7745Someone? goes back to smiling "You mind if I sing a song?"
7746Someone?: "Shanties just let me concentrate better"
7747
7748Aliyah smiles back. "Go ahead."
7749Someone?: "...thank you..."
7750Aliyah: "I'm sure they pair well with the night sea."
7751
7752Someone? laughs darkly... "well..."
7753Someone?: "We spun like birds on fire
7754Right down towards the residence
7755And I, I took all that I desired
7756Even crooks have to pay the rent"
7757you can notice the boat is rocking harder and harder
7758the weather still clear, the door to the outside of the deck to the right of the man
7759Someone?: We swam like rats on fire
7760Right, right down the reservoir
7761We took all that we could carry
7762But we tried to carry more
7763And you know, you know, you know it all went wrong
7764And you know, you know, you know it was all wrong
7765okay, the boat is rocking way too hard
7766Aliyah: (I expected an actual shanty, disappointed desu)
7767the man is holding to the wheel
7768more uncontrolably than before, his singing getting intervened by the moving of the boat
7769Ai Ii: (buy a bitchin boat and your dumbass investors trust it to some 100g captain)
7770Aliyah: (shoulda wrestled him for the wheel then you fat fuck)
7771
7772Momo looks between Aliyah and the man unsure if he's causing the problem or trying to fix it
7773
7774Someone? keeps laughing, as all of you get thrown to the side of the wall, unable to hold to anything
7775
7776Aila Udon breaks the door as she has a ball of water covering her head, making her unable to breath
7777ALL of you have the ball of water, waking up by the moment you realize you can't breathe
7778except Momo and Aliyah
7779Ai Ii: (AND he's trying to kill us)
7780the boat rocks to one side again so hard, you're thrown into the wall
7781
7782Momo groans as he hits the wall "Buddy you've got 10 seconds to tell me what the hell you're doing."
7783
7784Someone? grabs on with all his might to the steering wheel
7785
7786Someone? looks at you and gives one last smile before letting go and getting thrown towards the sea, by on last rocking, so hard it counts as an attack (roll me defense)
7787Lena Anasova: (can I try to freeze a hole in the ball?
7788Momo: rolling 5d6
7789(
77905
7791+
77922
7793+
77944
7795+
77963
7797+
77983
7799)
7800= 17
7801(woow)
7802Someone?: (Whaddya mean?)
7803Lena Anasova: rolling 4d6
7804(
78055
7806+
78075
7808+
78091
7810+
78112
7812)
7813= 13
7814Aliyah: rolling 3d6
7815(
78163
7817+
78182
7819+
78202
7821)
7822= 7
7823Ai Ii: rolling 4d6
7824(
78251
7826+
78271
7828+
78296
7830+
78313
7832)
7833= 11
7834Lena, Momo, Ai, you manage to last 2 more turns before you pass out from lack of air, Momo, you can see the water seeping into the boat as it clings to your leg
7835Momo: (um...okay?)
7836Someone?: (Sorry, didn't meant to add you on the first one)
7837the man has left the boat as it keeps rocking
7838thrown into the sea by the sheer force
7839
7840Aila Udon hols on to a railing as she holds her breath
7841
7842Momo tries holding on
7843Aila Udon: (What was Lena going to attempt to do?)
7844
7845Ai Ii rolls out of bed, splashing the water off his face.
7846Aliyah, you got knocked out by the blow
7847Ai, you can't seem to get the water off of you as it starts to get into your lungs
7848Aliyah: (>when you can survive multi dimensional punches but not rough water)
7849(bless tabletop games)
7850
7851Momo tries grabbing Aliyah so she doesn't go out of the boat
7852Momo: (when you have literally no idea what's going on)
7853Momo, another rock and the water gets into your head, clinging on, as all of it that hits you starts to get into you, before long, it's too hard to attempt anything...
7854the next day...
7855Aila Udon: (Might as well take off the bells and whistles and tell you it was going to be unwinnable)
7856Aliyah: (choo choo)
7857Momo: (nooooooooooooo)
7858(I had NO IDEA)
7859Aila Udon: (ye)
7860(Just this teensy bit of railroading)
7861Aliyah: (chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga woo woo)
7862Aila Udon: (Sorry)
7863Momo: (kek)
7864Aila Udon: (bls forgibe me DDD:)
7865Beat Baumgartner: (I would have given more options, but it was already taking too long)
7866you all wake up...upside down
7867Aliyah: (>right after momo mentions riding a train)
7868(pottery)
7869
7870Beat Baumgartner is rifling trough your stuff
7871Beat Baumgartner: "When are these bozos waking up..."
7872Momo: "Right now."
7873you're all hanging from your feet and tied by your hands
7874
7875Beat Baumgartner looks at all of you "Nice timing"
7876Ai Ii: "Figures."
7877Beat Baumgartner: "You know what's happening to you guys, right?"
7878
7879Aliyah fake falls asleep and begins snoring loudly again
7880Beat Baumgartner: "See, this is what happens, when you don't take a deal with me"
7881
7882Beat Baumgartner looks behind his back "Hey, Zuluaga, they're awake"
7883Momo: "You give me an excuse to give you the beating your father should have?"
7884Beat Baumgartner: "Please, you're not in an amazing position for threats"
7885
7886Richard Zuluaga? steps up, saying no words
7887Momo: "Yeah, sure."
7888"Last time somebody said that, it didn't go well."
7889
7890Richard Zuluaga? eyes you all, before seeing Heide and her shield hanging upside down the same way
7891Richard Zuluaga?: "The Shield"
7892Beat Baumgartner: "Last time it wasn't me, bucko"
7893Momo: "You think you're special?"
7894"You're not."
7895
7896Beat Baumgartner snaps his fingers "Give the man the shield"
7897Momo: "I can read you from here. You're weak and pathetic without your little pets there doing everything for you."
7898
7899Beat Baumgartner keeps smiling
7900Beat Baumgartner: "It's so fun seeing them squirm"
7901Momo: "Haven't tried moving yet."
7902"But hey, be as smug as you want, pal."
7903"I won't stop you."
7904
7905Aliyah stops snoring. "I can tell you're very popular with the ladies from here."
7906the shield gets taken from the body, and you can see the shield is starting to struggle
7907Heide Blumengard: "God...damn it"
7908"No....you gotta get me away from he-!"
7909
7910Momo decides to test the limits of his bindings
7911Momo: rolling 5d6
7912(
79136
7914+
79153
7916+
79173
7918+
79196
7920+
79215
7922)
7923= 23
7924Ai Ii: (woah)
7925Momo: (>when he's just casually testing the limits and gets a 12)
7926
7927Richard Zuluaga? takes the shield and passes his hand trough the shield, erasing the face from it
7928Momo: (he was working out)
7929you rip the binds from your hands with just your hands...
7930only to feel a massive sting inside of you
7931
7932Beat Baumgartner has your sword shoved into your belly "You move and I pull the trigger"
7933Momo: (uhhhh)
7934(so he doesn't even know how it works)
7935(got it)
7936has the hilt aimed at you "I don't even know how this works"
7937Momo: (because the trigger is on the sheathe and he can't be poking me with the pointing end if he's threatening a trigger pull like a retard
7938"Do it."
7939"Faggot."
7940
7941Beat Baumgartner looks at the hilt
7942
7943Momo punches him while he's looking down like a fucking moron
7944Momo: rolling 6d6
7945(
79463
7947+
79482
7949+
79501
7951+
79521
7953+
79546
7955+
79561
7957)
7958= 14
7959Aliyah: (sick)
7960Beat Baumgartner: rolling 4d6
7961(
79622
7963+
79645
7965+
79662
7967+
79682
7969)
7970= 11
7971Momo: "Keep your eyes on the prize or you won't be as lucky next time."
7972
7973Beat Baumgartner dodges it before pressing the opening of the hilt right into your chest pulling the trigger
7974it's not a blade that cuts you
7975but it is a massive push of air that feels like a giant punch
7976Aliyah: (how does that even work)
7977Momo: (now here's his fuck up)
7978(do you realize what he just did?)
7979Beat Baumgartner: rolling 6d6
7980(
79815
7982+
79834
7984+
79851
7986+
79876
7988+
79896
7990+
79911
7992)
7993= 23
7994Momo: (every action)
7995(has an equal and opposite reaction)
7996(bang)
7997rolling 9d6
7998(
79992
8000+
80015
8002+
80032
8004+
80055
8006+
80072
8008+
80096
8010+
80113
8012+
80132
8014+
80154
8016)
8017= 31
8018(10 twice, nice)
8019(oh my bad, that's 4 2's, still 10)
8020Beat Baumgartner: (I dunno if I should give you the 10 DX treatment)
8021Momo: (>implying he even used it right)
8022Beat Baumgartner: (yeah)
8023Momo: (DX 10 would imply I'm cut)
8024Beat Baumgartner: (6 DX)
8025
8026Beat Baumgartner the hilt flies off his hand as he almost falls over
8027
8028Momo grunts a bit and just looks at Beat deadpan as he swings back "Way to look tough."
8029
8030Beat Baumgartner laughs a little "that was almost fun"
8031
8032Beat Baumgartner smiles "Okay then"
8033
8034Beat Baumgartner looks at Aila, who has remained silent with a steely gaze
8035Aliyah: (>it works even without the sword in it)
8036
8037Momo swings forward toward Beat
8038Aliyah: (>it's extremely powerful without the sword in it)
8039Momo: (the wind element is the only part that works without the sword in it)
8040
8041Beat Baumgartner starts to move away from him
8042Aliyah: (that's some magic gun horse shit_
8043Momo: (hmmm)
8044Beat Baumgartner: "Okay, the bitch is rowdy"
8045Momo: (now the question is if I roll for an attack)
8046Beat Baumgartner: "Zuluaga tell me if we kill them or not"
8047
8048Richard Zuluaga? motions to do so
8049
8050Momo takes a breath and winds to throw a flurry of punches as he edges closer
8051Momo: (time for WA SHOCK)
8052Aliyah: "Anything's better than watching you shuffle about spinelessly."
8053Momo: rolling 6d6
8054(
80552
8056+
80572
8058+
80594
8060+
80613
8062+
80636
8064+
80652
8066)
8067= 19
8068(nice)
8069(all these twos)
8070Beat Baumgartner: (You're punching the air you know)
8071Momo: (it's the AOE attack????)
8072Beat Baumgartner: (I tought it was multiple targets)
8073(But sure)
8074Momo: (but hey, if you want to retcon the roll)
8075Beat Baumgartner: (What exactly are you trying to accomplish?)
8076Momo: (I'll just pretend those 2s never happened and just break off the rest of my bindings)
8077
8078Ai Ii starts to get a headache from hanging upside down too long. "Why does this always happen with you guys?"
8079Beat Baumgartner: (So you're taking of your bindings?)
8080Momo: (yep)
8081
8082Momo works off the rest of his bindings
8083you start to get close as you begin hitting the binds, before a frustrated shout of beat comes up
8084Beat Baumgartner: "Okay Cowboy Jesus fuck"
8085
8086Beat Baumgartner aims the Mosin nagant at Aila
8087Beat Baumgartner: "I know how to use this one"
8088
8089Beat Baumgartner looks at his underlings "Drop the damn weights already!"
8090Momo: "You're going to kill us all anyway."
8091the others start to scurry away and drop each member one by one
8092Momo: (is this actually gonna go somewhere other than us being held at gunpoint/strangulation and just being told we're going to be killed?)
8093Beat Baumgartner: (Just now)
8094Aliyah: "You might damage your pasty skin firing a big ol rifle like that."
8095first is Nhaz, then everyone else
8096
8097The Cat is in a cage tied to the weights as he gets dragged down to the bottom of the sea
8098you can't even start losing consciousness before a ball of wind forms around you all, while the cat hums slowly
8099
8100Ai Ii thinks about his poor choice in assisting the kids.
8101the wind moves the water away from all of you until you hit the bottom of the sea
8102The Cat: "Thank god he dropped us"
8103"That way I can do this"
8104"Everyone okay?"
8105Aliyah: "I suppose."
8106Momo: "...Dandy."
8107Nhazul: "...Could be worse..."
8108Ai Ii: "Not drowning at least."
8109
8110Jill sighs in relief
8111
8112Momo actually finishes unbinding himself this time and starts to work on everybody else's
8113
8114Aila Udon stays silent
8115Aila Udon: "They..."
8116"He killed Heide, He stole my gun"
8117Momo: "..."
8118
8119Aila Udon looks unnaturally calm "I'm going to kill that man"
8120Aila Udon: "I'm going to kill them all"
8121
8122Aila Udon helps unbind the rest
8123Momo: "Why does he have to make me do the one thing I said I wouldn't..."
8124Heide's body, just drops, in pieces
8125lifeless armor parts
8126
8127Ai Ii starts looking around for the boat.
8128Aila Udon: (You're underwater)
8129there's nothing up into the sea
8130Just the rock bottom climb from the island
8131however
8132
8133Ai Ii sighs in relief as the boat isn't down here.
8134there's an entry to an underwater cave opening
8135Momo: "So that's our only way forward?"
8136Momo, you don't have a sword...
8137but Heide's armor had a sword in it
8138she never used it, and it looked more like a model than anything
8139Ai Ii: [x] Loot corpse.
8140it's just there sitting on the sandy floor
8141
8142Momo reaches out to take the sword
8143Momo: "If nothing else, I'm turning that damned wizard to mince."
8144Aila Udon: "..."
8145
8146Aila Udon grabs the Cat's cage
8147the ball of wind starts to move as you're pretty much forced to move alongside her
8148Aliyah: (did they conveniently tie up my staff with me)
8149Aila Udon: (Nope, ransacked all your stuff)
8150(Good thing)
8151(Staff can be just anything)
8152
8153Aliyah sits on the sea floor silently.
8154
8155Aila Udon looks at Aliyah "Start moving"
8156Momo: "If you don't come along, I can't give you your staff back."
8157Ai Ii: "They better not mess with the boat."
8158
8159Ai Ii shuffles along toward the cave with the rest.
8160
8161Aliyah gets up and walks behind unchanging in her expression
8162you keep walking until you finally reach the cave entry, allowing the Cat to stop using his powers
8163Momo: "We got your hat back...we'll get the staff back."
8164
8165Aila Udon hands Momo the cage, almost like it was a lantern
8166Momo: "We're getting it all back and then some..."
8167
8168Momo takes the cage
8169The Cat: "So I'm just a tool now?"
8170
8171Aila Udon says nothing as she keeps walking towards what seems to be stairs
8172
8173Aliyah gives a weak smile before returning to a blank stare
8174
8175Momo tries opening the cage
8176The Cat: "...Just try to get me out of there"
8177after a while, you manage to bend some bars enough for the cat to poke his head trough
8178after that he just shimmies his way out like a cat would
8179
8180The Cat pants a little, but lands himself on Aliyah's shoulder
8181
8182Aila Udon starts going up the stairs, not even looking behind her for all of you
8183
8184Momo follows closely
8185SECOND ISLAND: BASEMENT FLOOR, BEASTIARY
8186the place is filled with multiple cages, as far as the eye can see
8187magical creatures far and wide locked in cages
8188in whispers, you can hear pleas for help
8189Aila Udon: "..."
8190Momo: "I wonder..."
8191"How bad would it be for them if we let some of these out?"
8192
8193Aila Udon gives a look
8194
8195Aila Udon points at the uncaged animals, standing guard
8196Aila Udon: "We might have to fight them"
8197
8198Aila Udon looks at the cages
8199
8200Aila Udon "Just like he said" as she points to tubes carrying magic all the way to the upper floor
8201
8202Momo frowns in disgust "Bastard..."
8203
8204Aila Udon just has an unchanging face
8205
8206Aila Udon looks at all "It looks like a hard fight"
8207Aila Udon: "Altough"
8208"We might hit them hard if we cut the magic supply"
8209Momo: "It's probably a good idea in the long run..."
8210Aila Udon: "..."
8211Momo: "Every advantage we can take from them."
8212
8213Aila Udon looks at your new sword "Please don't break it"
8214Momo: "I don't intend to."
8215
8216Aila Udon has a hint of a smile "Thanks"
8217
8218Aila Udon looks at the guarding animals "I'll make a distraction, you try to attack it when the time is right
8219
8220Momo nods "Be careful."
8221Ai Ii: (inb4 the bird eats the rabbit)
8222Aila Udon: "I always am"
8223
8224Aila Udon goes to leave as she attracts the attention of the crow
8225Watchful Crow: "SQWAAK"
8226a moment is created for you to sneak behind, however, that's for next time
8227Kale (GM): I don't feel really proud of this one
8228Ai Ii: (good ol constant delays)
8229Kale (GM): I guess I didn't take a lot into account
8230Kawaii: delays and the cutscene mode went on a bit
8231Kale (GM): I usually do that
8232Kawaii: takes getting used to
8233Godot: tips hat
8234Kawaii: took half of DCZ for me to not make bosses that would get bodied in 2 turns by lucky rolls
8235Kale (GM): Normally I give myself room for player agency
8236but I didn't do that this time
8237I guess that's the problem with over planning
8238that whatever you didn't think could happen happens, and now you're scrambling everywhere
8239Kawaii: that's why I prefer the ol' "general outline paired with possible outcomes" plan
8240because even that doesn't cover everything the players will do
8241Kale (GM): that's how I usually do it
8242Kawaii: like the time Sax subverted a meme tier "Behold you must fight your own party member!" fight by using the ability he had that I didn't account for
8243Kale (GM): Didn't happen this time tough
8244I mean, I had something nice planned, since 1) Momo rolled to break the binds and got 12 2) I've already railroaded you hard the first time
8245I didn't really wanted to say "No you can't break free"
8246so my plans got busted as Momo swung at everything "You wanna fight bruv, I swear on me mum"
8247ayy
8248Yuki: so uhh
8249recap
8250what happened?
8251Kawaii: well
8252we went through a very long cutscene where Heide was maybe "killed" because bbeg was working with CEO fagboy
8253and now we're working our way up from down below, we basically have none of our gear because of the cutscene
8254Yuki: sasuga
8255Kale (GM): rolling 4d20!
8256(
825716
8258+
825919
8260+
82617
8262+
826320
8264+
826516
8266)
8267= 78
8268rolling d420!
8269(
8270125
8271)
8272= 125
8273Momo: rolling d420!
8274(
8275139
8276)
8277= 139
8278rolling 4d20!
8279(
82809
8281+
828219
8283+
82844
8285+
82866
8287)
8288= 38
8289Yuki: rolling 4d20
8290(
82914
8292+
829311
8294+
829511
8296+
82974
8298)
8299= 30
8300rolling d420!
8301(
8302134
8303)
8304= 134
8305Godot: rolling 4d20
8306(
830714
8308+
83097
8310+
83113
8312+
831315
8314)
8315= 39
8316rolling 1d420
8317(
8318107
8319)
8320= 107
8321Jazz: the who
8322Kale (GM): the hothead
8323Godot: whomst've art thou
8324whomst whomst
8325whomst whomst
8326Aliyah: rolling d420
8327(
8328232
8329)
8330= 232
8331rolling 4d20
8332(
833320
8334+
83355
8336+
833713
8338+
833917
8340)
8341= 55
8342Jazz: I am he who gets dubs
8343Aila offered herself to distract the watching crows, as the crows start chasing at her, giving you the chance to act however you see fit
8344wait as the map loads...
8345Jazz: gonna piss real quick
8346Godot: on the crows?
8347bold strategy
8348Jazz: it's true
8349to the south, you hear whimpers from caged creatures and beings, every now and then you hear pleas for help, there are sentient creatures in there. on the north east, the sounds of machinery, and gears, and on the north, dim sunlight, and what looks like an exit
8350roll intiative
8351Aila Udon: rolling 4d6
8352(
83535
8354+
83552
8356+
83571
8358+
83591
8360)
8361= 9
8362Nhazul: rolling 4d6
8363(
83641
8365+
83663
8367+
83681
8369+
83701
8371)
8372= 6
8373Aliyah: rolling 3d6
8374(
83752
8376+
83776
8378+
83793
8380)
8381= 11
8382Enemy: rolling 2d6
8383(
83844
8385+
83865
8387)
8388= 9
8389Godot: rolling 2d6
8390(
83914
8392+
83932
8394)
8395= 6
8396Momo: rolling 6d6
8397(
83986
8399+
84003
8401+
84024
8403+
84041
8405+
84061
8407+
84084
8409)
8410= 19
8411Enemy: (godot are you going to play as jill as well?)
8412Ai Ii: (might as well)
8413Enemy: (there you go)
8414Jill: rolling 4d6
8415(
84165
8417+
84182
8419+
84202
8421+
84225
8423)
8424= 14
8425Aliyah: (impressive)
8426the enemy isn't currently attacking you, so turn order won't start until action happens
8427Momo: (hmmm)
8428(there's some tubes with magic shit around ye?)
8429Aila Udon: (ye, on the south route and north east route)
8430Momo: "Anybody wanna make a move on those magic pipe things while the creatures aren't attacking?"
8431Aila Udon: (brb, you guys keep planning)
8432Yuki: ok
8433rolling 4d6
8434(
84351
8436+
84372
8438+
84391
8440+
84413
8442)
8443= 7
8444(3)
8445Ai Ii: "Do you mean sabotage or something?"
8446Aila Udon: (b)
8447Momo: "That's the plan."
8448"Or if you guys find a better use. Harvest it for potions or something, I dunno."
8449Aliyah: "We can't leave her completely alone with those things can we?"
8450Ai Ii: "Well, maybe we could gas the birds with it. Light it on fire or something."
8451Momo: "We aren't gonna leave her alone."
8452"I'll be staying."
8453Ai Ii: "Hell, maybe the birds are friendly."
8454"Just give them some food like any other dumb animal."
8455Momo: "Well all I have to offer up as food is myself, and I still need that."
8456Ai Ii: "We have a magic woman in the party, maybe she can conjure some up."
8457
8458Lena Anasova shrugs. "Not me."
8459Lena Anasova: "Unless they really like dry ice."
8460The Cat: "I can"
8461"But I need to focus"
8462Aliyah: "Alright how are we splitting up then?"
8463as you're all speaking, Aila is hidding behind some boxes waiting for your move
8464Aliyah: "Someone want to join me in taking one of the routes?"
8465
8466Momo gets into position near the door and waits "You could either split up along the routes or just take time to check both."
8467Aliyah: "Either way I suppose."
8468(y'all niggas making a decision or not)
8469Ai Ii: (i'd rather take care of the giant man eating birds in front of us)
8470Lena Anasova: (not sure how but yeah me too)
8471Ai Ii: (like i said, just feed them conjured food)
8472Lena Anasova: (do I still have my clothes and ring and stuff?)
8473Nhazul: (ye)
8474Lena Anasova: (cool)
8475Nhazul: (Only took your weapons)
8476Aliyah: (>not taking the fine wares for profit)
8477(these niggas dumb af)
8478Lena Anasova: (apparently a desk is worth more than Lena's virginity)
8479(so yeah they're pretty dumb)
8480Aliyah: (>virginity)
8481(>worth)
8482Lena Anasova: (woah)
8483Aliyah: (sounds like patriarchal speak tbh)
8484Ai Ii: (used good like you wouldn't sell at a clearance sale)
8485Lena Anasova: (internalized misogyny)
8486(yeah Aliyah)
8487(rekt)
8488Nhazul: (gotem)
8489(though)
8490Aliyah: (>thinking of barely older than a child as used goods)
8491Nhazul: (As far as magic goes, you just need a channeling medius)
8492Aliyah: (what a fucking pedo)
8493Nhazul: (so you can use whatever)
8494Aliyah: (I thought kale was the only one)
8495(fucking godot)
8496Ai Ii: (this is kale's game, xcus u)
8497Nhazul: (Even a pipe, or a stick)
8498Aliyah: (yeah but those are gay)
8499(nothing beats mother's homemade staff)
8500Nhazul: (But you don't have it :^))
8501Aliyah: (yeah that's the point)
8502Lena Anasova: (I thought my sovnya was enchanted tho)
8503Ai Ii: (oh, i got a homemade staff for you)
8504Lena Anasova: (so can't use ice magic on it cuz ice magic is weak apparently))
8505Nhazul: (And it's gonna be turned into a chair if you don't get it)
8506Aliyah: (that's fine)
8507(even more people on my kill list)
8508Ai Ii: (who wouldn't want a magic chair to cast with)
8509Aliyah: (this desu)
8510(a free magic chair)
8511Nhazul: (so, what's ya niggas choice)
8512(Do you kill it, or do you sneak)
8513Aliyah: (alright so I'll just run to the north one and see what all this hubbub is about since everyone else wants to fight the birds)
8514Ai Ii: (i just want to pacify them tbh)
8515(with conjured french fries)
8516Nhazul: (They're guard animals)
8517(you can try)
8518Aliyah: (do you need conjured food for that)
8519(don't you have some actual fucking food on you at least)
8520Nhazul: (unless you have a snickers on your pocket, otherwise they took your knapsacks and bags)
8521Aliyah: (oh so no just "our weapons" then :^) )
8522Ai Ii: (food is a powerful weapon_
8523Nhazul: (have you ever needed your bag)
8524Lena Anasova: (they better not have fucked up my magic water bottle)
8525Aliyah: (where do I keep my potion making supplies)
8526(fucking duh)
8527Nhazul: (well, they just left you with whatever you had sticking to your body)
8528(so, what's the plan?)
8529Aliyah: (I guess we'll wait to see if the cat can pacify them?)
8530Ai Ii: (worth a shot i'd say)
8531Aliyah: (i'll go by the north entrance though just to check it out if shit goes haywire)
8532The Cat: (K then)
8533
8534The Cat jumps out of Lena's shoulder and goes on a corner, focusing intently, and humming a little song to himself
8535after a while, a pile of food appears in a cloud of smoke and lands in front of the animals, confusing Heide a little bit but going along with it
8536Blissfully loyal hound: rolling 3d6
8537(
85384
8539+
85402
8541+
85425
8543)
8544= 11
8545Aliyah: (confusing whomst?)
8546Watchful Crow: rolling 4d6
8547(
85484
8549+
85504
8551+
85524
8553+
85543
8555)
8556= 15
8557(Shid)
8558(Meant to say Aila)
8559Ai Ii: (got'em)
8560Watchful Crow: (Thanks brain)
8561the Crow stays vigilant, but some dogs gather to eat the food
8562The Cat: "Well, that's that"
8563Ai Ii: "That's a lot better."
8564Momo: "Guess that makes things easier."
8565The Cat: "Hopefully"
8566"Now what?"
8567Momo: "Figure out where these halls go. I'm gonna be here on standby."
8568"Unless you want to just try and sneak attack them, but we could have skipped the food in that case."
8569Aliyah: "Well it makes them a bit easier to attack if they're all next to each other."
8570Aliyah, you see from the hall you went to, a machine receiving all the magic fuel from the creatures into it, and, one giant tube going upwards into the surface, the tubes made of glass and the machine made of pure metal, you can see the "AKT" logo proudly emblazoned in the machine
8571guess you now know the benefits of their partnership
8572Aliyah: (truly)
8573
8574Aliyah peeks around the corner to get a full view of the room.
8575
8576Ai Ii wanders over to the south hallway while the dogs are distracted.
8577tubes coming from all sides of the walls, some repair equipment, a rusty wrench, and traces of the magic fuel (Ragnite) creating a pool, due to a leaky glass pipe
8578Ai Li, you see jails upon jails going into the distance, derelict creatures with needles hooked into their body, from animals, to pixies, and hell, if you keep walking, you'll see captured elves and some beast folk
8579Lena Anasova: (I like elves)
8580
8581Ai Ii does a 360, and walks back.
8582Lena Anasova: (makes me the real minority here)
8583Ai li, you keep walking into the hall you big memein doofus
8584Aliyah: (>he likes elves)
8585Ai Ii: (no way, fag)
8586Lena Anasova: (I just said that?)
8587Aliyah: (yeah)
8588
8589Lena Anasova follows Ai II.
8590Aliyah: (big mistake kiddo)
8591Lena Anasova: (Ii)
8592Aliyah: (never trust knife ears)
8593Lena Anasova: (pole-proportioned dendrophiles)
8594Ai Ii: "There's, uh, a lot of caged animals and people ish things in there."
8595Lena Anasova: "..."
8596Ai Ii: "I think whatever is in those tubes is being pumped into them."
8597"Like steroids."
8598Momo: "You sure it's not the other way around?"
8599The Cat: "No, it's the reverse"
8600"He wasn't there to see how they made the thing"
8601Lena Anasova: "Should we start breaking things?"
8602"Maybe they'll create a distraction."
8603
8604Lena Anasova nods slowly as it dawns on her what's going on.
8605Ai Ii: "Oh."
8606Momo: "I'd suggest trying to get the people-ish ones out."
8607
8608Aliyah walks up to the rusty wrench and weighs it in her hand
8609
8610Lena Anasova examines her ring, trying to decide if it would work.
8611Ai Ii: "Yeah, it looked like a lot of them."
8612Lena Anasova: (does my dinner plate shield have any weight to it?)
8613it works decently enough, both of them
8614The Cat: (No, it's just hardlight shield)
8615Lena Anasova: (hmm)
8616(can I block the magic gathering with it instead?)
8617(probably not)
8618The Cat: (whaddya mean)
8619
8620Aliyah taps one of the pipes with the wrench before taking a full swing at it
8621Lena Anasova: (wouldn't magic block magic?)
8622The Cat: (Oh, as a magic shield?)
8623Lena Anasova: (if it's physical enough to need transport in tubes)
8624(yeah)
8625The Cat: (It works as a magic shield ye)
8626(But I don't understand what use are you trying to give it)
8627Lena Anasova: (k)
8628
8629Lena Anasova looks for a tool to swing with Aliyah.
8630Lena, you find a big enough metal pipe that would work as a staff
8631also
8632The Cat: (Do you plan on breaking the pipes? or just swing at it?)
8633
8634Lena Anasova gives the metal pipe a few test swings before getting to work on the tubes.
8635Lena Anasova: (trying to break them of course?)
8636The Cat: (K)
8637Lena Anasova: (what else are we doing? just swinging randomly?)
8638Aliyah: (breaking them)
8639Watchful Crow: rolling 5d6
8640(
86413
8642+
86431
8644+
86456
8646+
86471
8648+
86491
8650)
8651= 12
8652Aliyah: (someone should free the niggas while we do this tbh)
8653Ai Ii: (i'm not doing it alone, duh)
8654Watchful Crow: (Would Ai Li go save em? if so, the rest of the crew follow him)
8655Lena Anasova: (fine I'll do it)
8656Watchful Crow: (Nah, he can go with Nhaz and Jill)
8657Lena Anasova: (k)
8658Ai Ii: (yeah)
8659The crow perks up, as Jill and Nhaz head to free the prisioners alongside the old man
8660
8661Watchful Crow looks around for the source of noise
8662Aliyah: (pissing again)
8663(I might be dying)
8664
8665Momo gets ready kick the crow as it comes out
8666Momo: (going for a sneak attack)
8667Watchful Crow: (Gotcha, lemme check if it says how to do it in the PDF)
8668(if not there, then roll sneak and then do the attack)
8669Momo: (it can defend at a -1)
8670(but it can't do anything else until it's up in turn order once combat starts)
8671(pg 109)
8672rolling 6d6
8673(
86746
8675+
86766
8677+
86782
8679+
86806
8681+
86821
8683+
86841
8685)
8686= 22
8687Aliyah: (impressive)
8688Watchful Crow: rolling 4d6
8689(
86901
8691+
86921
8693+
86945
8695+
86965
8697)
8698= 12
8699Lena Anasova: (gotta go help)
8700(brb)
8701Watchful Crow: (What's the damage)
8702Momo: (uhhh...7x8=56)
8703Ai Ii: (did he died)
8704
8705Momo swings his leg out for a sweeping kick as the crow gets close
8706the hit is hard enough that it breaks one of the crows legs, making it scream in agony, suddenly all the other animals perk up immediately
8707
8708Blissfully loyal hound starts howling in unison as they get prepared
8709Momo: "These things were always the worst to deal with in the old forests..."
8710
8711Blissfully loyal hound uses her turn to start breaking out the humanoid captives, running away from action
8712
8713Jill uses her turn to start breaking out the humanoid captives, running away from action
8714Jill: (woops)
8715Ai Ii: (lel)
8716(thanks for the assist, doggo)
8717Jill: (Currently doing this in bed, so it's not the optimal position to do shit)
8718Momo: (well I've got 3/4 of a healing potion and a mana potion on me, might as well try something bold)
8719Momo's turn
8720Ai Ii: (just bold? not bold AND brash?)
8721Jill: (No, cause then it belongs in the trash)
8722
8723Momo charges in and goes for a flurry against the hounds (going reckless attack with muh thousand kicks move)
8724Momo: rolling 8d6
8725(
87264
8727+
87282
8729+
87304
8731+
87323
8733+
87343
8735+
87366
8737+
87384
8739+
87405
8741)
8742= 31
8743Blissfully loyal hound: rolling 6d6
8744(
87455
8746+
87475
8748+
87492
8750+
87512
8752+
87532
8754+
87555
8756)
8757= 21
8758Momo: (woow)
8759
8760Blissfully loyal hound all dodge the attacks, jumping over the kicks or just retreating
8761Aliyah and Lena are currently breaking the pipes
8762Aliyah: (smoked)
8763(this is when momo realized the risk he took was calculated)
8764
8765Blissfully loyal hound start hounding Momo and attacking him
8766Blissfully loyal hound: rolling 8d6
8767(
87684
8769+
87704
8771+
87724
8773+
87741
8775+
87766
8777+
87782
8779+
87802
8781+
87821
8783)
8784= 24
8785rolling 8d6
8786(
87872
8788+
87894
8790+
87916
8792+
87936
8794+
87956
8796+
87973
8798+
87996
8800+
88011
8802)
8803= 34
8804(You might be wondering)
8805Aliyah: (wowie zowie)
8806Blissfully loyal hound: (How I'm currently dog food)
8807Momo: rolling 4d6
8808(
88091
8810+
88116
8812+
88135
8814+
88151
8816)
8817= 13
8818rolling 4d6
8819(
88201
8821+
88222
8823+
88246
8825+
88261
8827)
8828= 10
8829(sick)
8830(real sick)
8831Blissfully loyal hound: (DX is 4)
8832Momo: (amazing)
8833the dogs start mauling up you, as you start to hold on, these aren't normal animals, considering their faces look like crystals
8834
8835Aila Udon jumps from cover in big guy mode, as she notices it's already time to bust out the big guns
8836Aila Udon: rolling 10d6
8837(
88382
8839+
88403
8841+
88426
8843+
88446
8845+
88464
8847+
88481
8849+
88501
8851+
88521
8853+
88542
8855+
88564
8857)
8858= 30
8859Momo: (clapping intensifies)
8860Ai Ii: (right on the average)
8861(bravismo)
8862due to the overwhelming nature of the attack, the dogs don't notice the giant pillar of flame ignited from Aila's fists as they're too busy eating momo to care
8863
8864Aila Udon is left panting, as one dog gets lucky to have been on another side
8865now it's the crow's turn and gauging Aila as the bigger threat, tries to eat her as he limps
8866Aila Udon: rolling 4d6
8867(
88681
8869+
88705
8871+
88721
8873+
88742
8875)
8876= 9
8877(That was the crow attack)
8878rolling 5d6
8879(
88801
8881+
88824
8883+
88846
8885+
88864
8887+
88881
8889)
8890= 16
8891
8892Aila Udon parries the beak attacks and keeps her distance
8893everyone else is too busy to give out help, they're either rescuing people, or breaking pipes
8894Momo's turn again
8895
8896Momo goes to attack the last dog before he takes a swig of the health potion
8897Momo: rolling 6d6
8898(
88991
8900+
89015
8902+
89032
8904+
89056
8906+
89076
8908+
89092
8910)
8911= 22
8912Blissfully loyal hound: rolling 6d6
8913(
89143
8915+
89166
8917+
89186
8919+
89204
8921+
89222
8923+
89244
8925)
8926= 25
8927(wew)
8928(Really well trained doggos)
8929Aliyah, you can now get into the battle, having finished your task of breaking the pipes
8930Aliyah: (our greatest challenge yet)
8931(dogs)
8932Blissfully loyal hound: (Does Aliyah get in there?)
8933Aliyah: (or at least momo's)
8934(she's on her way)
8935Blissfully loyal hound: (combat teleport)
8936(Just so she isn't crawling into the battle)
8937(And get there when everything's finished)
8938Aliyah: (well I guess a bird is gonna get some fucking magic then)
8939
8940Aliyah points the wrench out towards the bird before making a double take and just throwing it into her off hand and cast the magic from her hand. "Shooting star!"
8941Aliyah: rolling 7d6
8942(
89431
8944+
89456
8946+
89471
8948+
89493
8950+
89514
8952+
89535
8954+
89555
8956)
8957= 25
8958Watchful Crow: rolling 4d6
8959(
89606
8961+
89624
8963+
89645
8965+
89663
8967)
8968= 18
8969Aliyah: (difference of 4, dx 6 so 24)
8970the crow gets hit by the blow, making it recoil, as you can see a beak snaps from the force
8971Aliyah: (might be worth some shekels or for some magic purposes)
8972
8973Watchful Crow keeps eating Momo, cause he's tasty af
8974Aliyah: (gotta pick that up after the fight)
8975
8976Blissfully loyal hound keeps eating Momo, cause he's tasty af
8977Blissfully loyal hound: (I seriously need a mouse)
8978rolling 8d6
8979(
89804
8981+
89824
8983+
89842
8985+
89861
8987+
89886
8989+
89902
8991+
89921
8993+
89945
8995)
8996= 25
8997Momo: rolling 6d6
8998(
89991
9000+
90016
9002+
90036
9004+
90056
9006+
90072
9008+
90091
9010)
9011= 22
9012Aliyah: (that's what you get for layin in bed nerd)
9013Momo succesfully gets a hold of the muzzle and doesn't allow the dog to eats his face
9014Aila Udon: rolling 7d6
9015(
90166
9017+
90181
9019+
90201
9021+
90221
9023+
90244
9025+
90266
9027+
90281
9029)
9030= 20
9031Aliyah: (wow)
9032Watchful Crow: rolling 4d6
9033(
90341
9035+
90365
9037+
90385
9039+
90403
9041)
9042= 14
9043the crow realizes it's about to die and starts spazzing out, it's feathers flying in all directions as it doesn't know what to do
9044Watchful Crow: rolling 6d6
9045(
90462
9047+
90486
9049+
90503
9051+
90524
9053+
90544
9055+
90562
9057)
9058= 21
9059Ai Ii: (has it tried NOT attacking people)
9060Watchful Crow: rolling 6d6
9061(
90625
9063+
90643
9065+
90666
9067+
90685
9069+
90704
9071+
90721
9073)
9074= 24
9075Aila Udon: rolling 5d6
9076(
90771
9078+
90795
9080+
90815
9082+
90831
9084+
90856
9086)
9087= 18
9088(One attack for Momo)
9089Momo: rolling 6d6
9090(
90913
9092+
90936
9094+
90953
9096+
90976
9098+
90994
9100+
91011
9102)
9103= 23
9104(I'm using the dog as a shield)
9105Aila Udon: (DX is 7
9106Lena Anasova: (b)
9107Momo: (that sucks for the dog)
9108(because I avoided it, he ate it all)
9109Aila Udon: (hmmm, you're beaten up as fuck, so I'll grant you that one)
9110Momo has the muzzle of the dog and manages to use him as a shield from the feathers, meanwhile Aila just dodges them gracefully
9111Ai Li, you're back dragging a beast folk in your shoulder, Nhaz carrying 3 or 4 elves by himself, and Jill holding some two beast folk children with her
9112do you do anything?
9113Ai Ii: (lemme do a sick throw with this beast guy)
9114(no, my hands are ful)
9115(full)
9116Aila Udon: (Alrighty then)
9117Lena, you came back from destroying the pipes and are back in action as well
9118Aila Udon: (Yuki?)
9119Lena Anasova: (hmm)
9120(yeah sorry itunes is being a little bitch)
9121(conveniently unable to authorize my paypal before crashing)
9122(anyway)
9123Aliyah: (>itunes)
9124(>buying music)
9125Lena Anasova: rolling 7d6
9126(
91274
9128+
91291
9130+
91311
9132+
91331
9134+
91356
9136+
91373
9138+
91391
9140)
9141= 17
9142(SASUGA AS EXPECTED)
9143Aliyah: (wowie these rolls today)
9144Aila Udon: (to whom)
9145Lena Anasova: (literally who else)
9146Aila Udon: (there'a a dog and a crow)
9147Aliyah: (I mean you got sight on both)
9148Lena Anasova: (>shooting the dog)
9149(fine I guess I can shoot the dog)
9150Aila Udon: (Okay then, you're now shooting the doggo)
9151Lena Anasova: (might as well just pirate this music then)
9152Momo: (it works, it's basically a free target since I'm still holding it)
9153Lena Anasova: (I was gonna be nice but nooo)
9154Blissfully loyal hound: rolling 4d6
9155(
91561
9157+
91582
9159+
91603
9161+
91626
9163)
9164= 12
9165(wew, not even with the -2)
9166Lena Anasova: (as expected)
9167
9168Lena Anasova shoots off an attack.
9169
9170Blissfully loyal hound the shot misses the dog as it still struggles with momo
9171Momo
9172Momo: (that's it)
9173(going kamikaze and throwing the dog at the crow)
9174rolling 11d6
9175(
91765
9177+
91785
9179+
91801
9181+
91824
9183+
91841
9185+
91865
9187+
91884
9189+
91903
9191+
91925
9193+
91946
9195+
91963
9197)
9198= 42
9199Blissfully loyal hound: rolling 4d6
9200(
92012
9202+
92033
9204+
92054
9206+
92076
9208)
9209= 15
9210Aliyah: (big two oh)
9211
9212Momo winds up and throws the dog at the crow as hard as he can
9213
9214Blissfully loyal hound the dog gets flown in the air and hits the crow...
9215Momo: (das a 91)
9216Blissfully loyal hound: rolling 4d6
9217(
92185
9219+
92205
9221+
92221
9223+
92241
9225)
9226= 12
9227Watchful Crow: rolling 4d6
9228(
92292
9230+
92316
9232+
92331
9234+
92353
9236)
9237= 12
9238Aliyah: (>the dog rolls better than the crow)
9239(lel)
9240Momo: (wew)
9241only for the dog to land squarely in the crows head, knocking him out
9242
9243Momo uncorks and takes a swig of his health potion before putting it back in his coat
9244both Aila and Momo are panting and covered in sweat. while everyone else gets there
9245Lena Anasova: "...well then."
9246
9247The cat has a small Catfolk on his shoulders "What do we do with these guys now?"
9248Momo: "Well hopefully we find a way for them to escape through before we get to the men we're after."
9249The cat: "Hopefully"
9250you all reach the exit, ready to leave, is there anything you wish to prepare before leaving?
9251Momo: "Anything you could do with that glowy stuff, Aliyah?"
9252Ai Ii: (I'll take a uhhhhhhhhhh, large pepperone)
9253Aliyah: (i was gonna say that)
9254(is there anything I can do with it in that state?)
9255The cat: (Do you have an empty container)
9256(Cause it's liquid)
9257Lena Anasova: (>do you have an empty container)
9258(>he took our bags)
9259The cat: (Yeah)
9260(that's what I'm trying to say)
9261Momo: (I might have one in my coat)
9262(but it'd be a mana potion phial, one of the little ones)
9263Lena Anasova: (do I have my water bottle?)
9264(infinite magic :^))
9265The cat: (It's not a lot of liquid anyways)
9266Lena Anasova: (what even is it)
9267The cat: (Magic fuel, raw kind)
9268
9269Momo holds out a small phial that once held a mana potion "I've got this to put it in, if that helps any."
9270
9271Aliyah takes the vial (who the fuck uses phial anymore?) "It might have some use, let me go get it real quick."
9272you recollect the liquid, a drop falls on your skin and it gives off a burning sensation, almost like acid
9273Lena Anasova: (phials have fluted necks)
9274(vials have almost no neck)
9275(imo)
9276Ai Ii: (so you can't just drink it. lame)
9277Aliyah: (sounds rather arbitrary I think phial is just old yuropoor speak)
9278
9279Aliyah flicks her wrist a bit to ward off the pain
9280Momo: (tbh just wasn't sure which to use so just went with the one I associate with fantasy)
9281You've gained a concentrated liquid Ragnite, phial, it's raw magical essence and glows bright blue
9282Aliyah: (I mean that is where you'll see it more often)
9283Momo: (rare item)
9284you haven't really heard of it in your alchemy books, but there's a section that talks about prohibited materials, this could be one of them
9285Aliyah: (me oh my)
9286"I'll have to check it out once we get out of here."
9287Momo: "I think they called it...ragnite?"
9288"Supposed to be magic essence or something."
9289Aliyah: (I drank too much water need to piss again)
9290The cat: (what is up with your bladder)
9291Ai Ii: (is it the beetus)
9292Aliyah: (nah I literally just chugged a bunch of water when I woke up this morning)
9293(like 5 glasses)
9294Lena Anasova: (parents got some mini lemon cakes and they're really good but holy shit)
9295(speaking of beetus they're 120 calories each)
9296(pure sugar)
9297Aliyah: (delicious)
9298Ai Ii: (not eating the entire batch)
9299Momo: (>mini lemon cakes)
9300Ai Ii: (smh)
9301Momo: (I want it)
9302Aliyah: "In any case it might prove useful in alchemy."
9303Lena Anasova: (lemon is the bomb yo)
9304Aliyah: (lemon cakes are pretty god tier tbh)
9305Lena Anasova: (and so it's decided Lena's favorite food is lemon flavored)
9306Momo: (it's mine)
9307(lemon is goat)
9308The cat: (I tought it was Vodka with whatever Boris eats)
9309Aliyah: (b)
9310The cat: (Anyways, you guys ready?)
9311Momo: (yep)
9312(when are you leaving for mass btw?)
9313Ai Ii: (ready for what)
9314you all start walking towards the exit, heading trough a spiral stair for what seem hours until you finally get out...
9315SECOND ISLAND, SURFACE AREA, NEAR THE FEEDING TUBES
9316you all get out of a small wooden shack as a massive plain goes in front of you, only a mansion in the distance, and a pair of twins in front of you
9317Queen Crow: "oh"
9318King Cat: "How interesting"
9319
9320Ai Ii tips his hat. "How do you do?"
9321both twins bow
9322King Cat: "Very well"
9323Queen Crow: "And you?"
9324Aliyah: "At least someone around here has a sense of decency."
9325Ai Ii: "I'm alright, but the fellows we found down below could use some help."
9326King Cat: "Oh"
9327
9328Aliyah does a small curtsy.
9329Queen Crow: "You took the prisiouners? I'm sorry, that cannot do"
9330King Cat: "We are the groundskeepers of this here island you see"
9331you notice the floor covered in gunk, but nontheless the twins remain polite
9332Momo: "Ah..."
9333Ai Ii: "So is the island supposed to look like trash then?"
9334Queen Crow: "If I may presume, are you the crew that was just thrown into the sea?"
9335Aliyah: "That's right."
9336
9337Momo nods slowly
9338King Cat: "it's appearance is of no concern to us, we are only asked to tend the living stock"
9339
9340Queen Crow thinks for a second "it is truly a shame, we're always so alone in here"
9341King Cat: "We'd hoped to have someone to chat for a while"
9342Queen Crow: "But we must exterminate you on orders of our master, please do not hold grudges for us"
9343both twins bow as you suddenly hear meowing and fluttering everywhere
9344Momo: "I appreciate the sentiment."
9345Mook rules apply for the animals, attacks made by the animals cannot be defended until after the 3rd attack, all damage roll and DX from the animals is base (2 and 2)
9346Enemy: rolling 2d6
9347(
93483
9349+
93502
9351)
9352= 5
9353
9354Lena Anasova raises her pipe like a pike.
9355Enemy: (You can reroll intiative if you want)
9356Lena Anasova: rolling 4d6
9357(
93585
9359+
93601
9361+
93621
9363+
93641
9365)
9366= 8
9367(gay)
9368Momo: rolling 6d6
9369(
93706
9371+
93723
9373+
93743
9375+
93765
9377+
93786
9379+
93804
9381)
9382= 27
9383Aliyah: (why not)
9384rolling 3d6
9385(
93862
9387+
93881
9389+
93904
9391)
9392= 7
9393(wowie)
9394Ai Ii: rolling 2d6
9395(
93962
9397+
93981
9399)
9400= 3
9401Enemy: (new turn order is set, Momo's turn)
9402Momo: (hmmm)
9403(guess I'll try the multiple attack again)
9404rolling 6d6
9405(
94065
9407+
94085
9409+
94103
9411+
94123
9413+
94143
9415+
94165
9417)
9418= 24
9419Enemy: (So that's AoE?)
9420Aliyah: (check em)
9421Enemy: (or is it multiple targets)
9422Momo: (multiple target, so I guess in this case, same difference)
9423Enemy: (Well I mean, I dunno if your legs have reach of more than 1)
9424(So you're just killing one cat)
9425(There we go)
9426Momo: (:^D)
9427Enemy: (So you get to kill two crows now :^D)
9428two crows fall down to your kicks
9429
9430Enemy Jill is ready to protect her hubby as she steps in front of him with her axe ready
9431Lena
9432Lena Anasova: (hmm)
9433
9434Lena Anasova reaches out with one hand, summoning a storm of hail and ice.
9435Lena Anasova: rolling 7d6
9436(
94374
9438+
94392
9440+
94412
9442+
94432
9444+
94456
9446+
94471
9448+
94494
9450)
9451= 21
9452(Cone template?-instakill threat lvl 5 below
9453-1 defense die for targets)
9454(not sure how this is gonna go)
9455Aila Udon: (hmmm, gotta check what the ryuutama description of the spell said)
9456(Yeah cone template works)
9457Lena Anasova: (k)
9458(hitting Momo?)
9459(hmm)
9460Aila Udon: (it does half the damage for Momo)
9461Lena Anasova: (You okay with that?)
9462Momo: rolling 6d6
9463(
94642
9465+
94666
9467+
94681
9469+
94703
9471+
94724
9473+
94744
9475)
9476= 20
9477(more like does no damage)
9478Lena Anasova: (seems fine to me)
9479(k)
9480Momo: (it's all good)
9481Aila Udon: rolling 6d6
9482(
94833
9484+
94856
9486+
94876
9488+
94894
9490+
94914
9492+
94931
9494)
9495= 24
9496(Aliyah)
9497Aliyah: (hmmmmm)
9498(are the animals blocking the view of the twins)
9499Aila Udon: (yes)
9500
9501Aliyah throws her hand out towards Aila. (red hand buff)
9502Aliyah: (das it)
9503Now the turn for all the enemies
9504Aila Udon: (hmmm)
9505rolling 2d6
9506(
95073
9508+
95092
9510)
9511= 5
9512(extra initiative rolls)
9513Queen Crow: rolling 4d6
9514(
95154
9516+
95172
9518+
95193
9520+
95211
9522)
9523= 10
9524King Cat: rolling 4d6
9525(
95262
9527+
95284
9529+
95302
9531+
95325
9533)
9534= 13
9535Aliyah: (you want us to roll too?)
9536King Cat: (nah)
9537the attack from the crows, the first four are unblockable
9538Enemy: rolling 2d6
9539(
95402
9541+
95426
9543)
9544= 8
9545(DX 2)
9546rolling 2d6
9547(
95482
9549+
95504
9551)
9552= 6
9553rolling 2d6
9554(
95554
9556+
95572
9558)
9559= 6
9560rolling 2d6
9561(
95622
9563+
95643
9565)
9566= 5
9567(For Momo)
9568Aliyah: (I'm going to retroactively say I picked up that bird's beak)
9569Enemy: (Hmm, whaddya prefer? multiple individual rolls?)
9570Aliyah: (cause I forgot)
9571Enemy: (Or one big fat roll that represents the attack itself)
9572(so one roll works for all the enemies)
9573Momo: (a singular roll can get septs and shit)
9574(which is basically instant death sentence)
9575Enemy: (k then, multiple singular rolls)
9576rolling 2d6
9577(
95784
9579+
95806
9581)
9582= 10
9583rolling 2d6
9584(
95854
9586+
95872
9588)
9589= 6
9590rolling 2d6
9591(
95921
9593+
95942
9595)
9596= 3
9597Momo: rolling 6d6
9598(
95996
9600+
96014
9602+
96031
9604+
96051
9606+
96073
9608+
96095
9610)
9611= 20
9612rolling 6d6
9613(
96143
9615+
96165
9617+
96182
9619+
96203
9621+
96225
9623+
96241
9625)
9626= 19
9627rolling 6d6
9628(
96295
9630+
96316
9632+
96336
9634+
96355
9636+
96376
9638+
96395
9640)
9641= 33
9642(wow, that last one would have been a nice attack roll)
9643Enemy: (Now for Aliyah)
9644rolling 2d6
9645(
96464
9647+
96483
9649)
9650= 7
9651(And the rest)
9652(I'll do a big fat roll for them, so as not to bog down the game)
9653Aliyah: (you said their DX was 2 right)
9654Enemy: (ye)
9655Aliyah: rolling 3d6
9656(
96573
9658+
96591
9660+
96611
9662)
9663= 5
9664Enemy: rolling 2d6
9665(
96661
9667+
96684
9669)
9670= 5
9671The twins make a new cat and a new crow appear
9672Momo's turn
9673King Cat: (new enemy turn order takes place in this turn)
9674Momo: (hmm this time I can give them the ol' dome o' strikes)
9675rolling 6d6
9676(
96773
9678+
96795
9680+
96812
9682+
96834
9684+
96852
9686+
96875
9688)
9689= 21
9690King Cat: (hmm, do I enforce the multiple targets rule, meaning you only get to kill two crows)
9691Jill: (yes, duh)
9692Ai Ii: (drag it out, please)
9693Godot: (gotta follow the rules ;))
9694King Cat: (nah, shouldn't drag it out, you get to kill 3)
9695Momo: (could just "evolve" it and switch multiple targets for area effect)
9696(it'd be the same cost)
9697King Cat: (I'll think about it)
9698Jill turn? Godot said she would play as her
9699King Cat: (completely forgot about that)
9700(Sorry)
9701Jill: (wow a wee)
9702(well, there's a catto right in front of me, so i'll just attack that)
9703rolling 4d6
9704(
97054
9706+
97072
9708+
97092
9710+
97116
9712)
9713= 14
9714King Cat: (Don't even know why we're using rolls for attacking :^D)
9715(They'll all die in one hit and can't defend themselves)
9716
9717King Cat starts meowing (Cats get an extra unblockable attack for this turn)
9718Lena
9719Aliyah: (ocelot?)
9720King Cat: (yes)
9721(Yuki?)
9722Lena Anasova: (sorry)
9723(turn order disappeared)
9724(can I just rinse and repeat?)
9725King Cat: (Nobody is saying no)
9726Lena Anasova: (k)
9727(rinse and repeat)
9728
9729Lena Anasova takes a step forward, hand still out.
9730Lena Anasova: rolling 7d6
9731(
97325
9733+
97345
9735+
97363
9737+
97382
9739+
97402
9741+
97422
9743+
97443
9745)
9746= 22
9747King Cat: (You hit Aliyah and Momo)
9748Lena Anasova: (wew)
9749King Cat: (Roll defense goys)
9750Momo: rolling 6d6
9751(
97522
9753+
97544
9755+
97565
9757+
97583
9759+
97602
9761+
97625
9763)
9764= 21
9765Aliyah: rolling 3d6
9766(
97676
9768+
97693
9770+
97715
9772)
9773= 14
9774King Cat: (lena what's the DX?)
9775Momo: (tips sword)
9776Lena Anasova: (6)
9777King Cat: (So DX is 3 for them)
9778Lena Anasova: (side ones too?)
9779(hit Momo after all)
9780Aliyah: (gee bill TWELVE damage?)
9781Momo: (I dodge, but Aliyah takes 12 damage)
9782Lena Anasova: (sorry mate)
9783(I'm almost out of MP if it helps)
9784Aliyah: (it ain't me who's hurt)
9785Aliyah's turn
9786
9787Aliyah steps back. "Watch where you throw that please."
9788
9789Aliyah throws her hand straight up in the air. "Ice Sword of Desire!"
9790
9791Aliyah lunges at a nearby crow
9792Aliyah: rolling 7d6
9793(
97945
9795+
97966
9797+
97985
9799+
98004
9801+
98023
9803+
98043
9805+
98064
9807)
9808= 30
9809(oh right they just insta die)
9810
9811Queen Crow starts singing like a crow (extra unblockable attack for crows)
9812Enemy: (For momo)
9813rolling 2d6
9814(
98151
9816+
98176
9818)
9819= 7
9820rolling 2d6
9821(
98223
9823+
98246
9825)
9826= 9
9827rolling 2d6
9828(
98295
9830+
98312
9832)
9833= 7
9834Momo: (22 so far)
9835Enemy: rolling 2d6
9836(
98372
9838+
98392
9840)
9841= 4
9842Momo: (26)
9843Enemy: (Done, for Aliyah now)
9844rolling 2d6
9845(
98463
9847+
98481
9849)
9850= 4
9851rolling 2d6
9852(
98533
9854+
98555
9856)
9857= 8
9858rolling 2d6
9859(
98601
9861+
98622
9863)
9864= 3
9865rolling 2d6
9866(
98674
9868+
98693
9870)
9871= 7
9872(Now Lena)
9873Enemy: rolling 2d6
9874(
98751
9876+
98771
9878)
9879= 2
9880rolling 2d6
9881(
98826
9883+
98844
9885)
9886= 10
9887rolling 2d6
9888(
98893
9890+
98913
9892)
9893= 6
9894(and Lastly Jill)
9895rolling 2d6
9896(
98976
9898+
98993
9900)
9901= 9
9902Lena Anasova: (uhh)
9903Aliyah: (she sang so we don't defend against more than 4 attacks?
9904Lena Anasova: (22?)
9905Enemy: (Now, so that the unblockable attack counter is now 5 instead of 4)
9906(now the lump for the rest)
9907rolling 2d6
9908(
99093
9910+
99116
9912)
9913= 9
9914Momo: rolling 6d6
9915(
99164
9917+
99181
9919+
99201
9921+
99226
9923+
99246
9925+
99262
9927)
9928= 20
9929Aliyah: (so we still roll defense if it's unblockable?)
9930Enemy: (no)
9931(Dunno why Momo rolled)
9932Aliyah: (so uh 18 damage I guess)
9933Enemy: (Is Ai Li gonna do something?)
9934Jill: (yeah, clap for his waifu who does the fighting)
9935Lena Anasova: (how are we even calculating this?)
9936(Brb anyway)
9937Enemy: (well then, Momo's turn)
9938Momo: (hmmmm)
9939(guess I'll do another multiple attack)
9940rolling 6d6
9941(
99421
9943+
99444
9945+
99462
9947+
99484
9949+
99501
9951+
99525
9953)
9954= 17
9955(mmm yes)
9956Enemy: (btw)
9957(You can run trough enemies with an agility roll)
9958(Jill)
9959Momo: (this would have been useful information before)
9960Jill: rolling 4d6
9961(
99624
9963+
99645
9965+
99666
9967+
99686
9969)
9970= 21
9971Enemy: (Well I mean, they're just birds)
9972Momo: (I gotta wait a turn now because I gotta use a turn to heal most likely)
9973Jill: (da birb in front
9974
9975King Cat holds her sister's hand, taking his turn with it
9976King Cat: (His)
9977(Lena)
9978(Gotta wait now :^D)
9979Jill: (when is mass)
9980King Cat: (If my calculations are correct, in about 15 minutes, but I haven't heard my parents say anything)
9981(so there might be hope of no jesus dick sucking)
9982Momo: (well in any case I'm going to the store with my mom in about 15 minutes because she asked)
9983King Cat: (When it isn't me, it's someone else :^D)
9984(Fun)
9985Aliyah: (got em)
9986King Cat: (Let's put Lena's turn on hold until Yuki comes back and continue)
9987(Aliyah)
9988Aliyah: (can I heal myself and attack?)
9989(or would cure touch take up the turn)
9990(I've almost completely forgot I had this heal spell tbh)
9991King Cat: (Hmm, you'll have to roll for the attack, with TN 6)
9992(otherwise it's a miss)
9993Aliyah: (hol up let me read the heal spell)
9994King Cat: (You roll healing 2, and whatever the result is add it to your HP)
9995Aliyah: (so roll magic add the dice and that's how much I heal?)
9996King Cat: (You'd roll 4)
9997Aliyah: (okay)
9998
9999Aliyah puts one hand to her chest as it begins to glow
10000Aliyah: rolling 4d6
10001(
100023
10003+
100042
10005+
100063
10007+
100082
10009)
10010= 10
10011King Cat: (Or well, hmmmmm)
10012(Okay, reroll with the magic add)
10013Aliyah: (uh wouldn't that be like 11d6)
10014(or well I guess not)
10015(it'd be 9?)
10016King Cat: (Hmmm)
10017(I got an idea)
10018(Roll four but get the total, instead of the normal way)
10019(That oughta be useful enough)
10020Aliyah: (so do you want me to reroll or just keep that)
10021King Cat: (Keep that)
10022(10 HP gained)
10023Aliyah: (now they have a slightly lower chance of pecking my brains out in one turn)
10024(so I gotta get over a 6 if I want to hit them?)
10025King Cat: (ye)
10026Aliyah: (cant win if you don't play)
10027rolling 7d6
10028(
100295
10030+
100316
10032+
100333
10034+
100354
10036+
100376
10038+
100396
10040+
100416
10042)
10043= 36
10044(wowie zowie)
10045King Cat: (wew)
10046(What was the attack)
10047Aliyah: (just my sword)
10048you deliver a mighty spin slash
10049
10050Aliyah finishes the spin with a flourish and a pose
10051King Cat: "Quite marvelous"
10052Queen Crow: "What an incredible sight"
10053Aliyah: (yuki's gotta help cook AND maybe clean)
10054
10055Queen Crow wastes her turn appreciating your attack
10056Aliyah: (so expect him back in about 40 hours)
10057Queen Crow: (It's not the first time he bails)
10058Momo: (well I'm about to go poof anyway)
10059Queen Crow: (Beatiful)
10060Jill: (dubs)
10061Momo: (I did just say this)
10062Queen Crow: (I think I found my stand)
10063(That creates random sheneanigans that stop all shit dead on it's tracks)
10064(I'll wait, no prob)