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1Cast:
2Narrator- Joash ;)
3King Dugong Duterte-  Genesis Remo
4Queen Mocha Puson- BJ Atajar
5Concubine Shan Cai- Cheng Bibit
6Referee- Yev Gagan
7Duke Dao Ming Si(Ah Si)- John Cabales
8Earl Hua Ze Lei- Rossny Cleofe
9Earl Xi Men- Piolo Perez
10Earl Mei Zuo- Joanna Mancilla 
11
12Idioms:
13•	Pass with flying colors – To succeed at something easily 
14•	Give the benefit of the doubt- Believe someone's statement, without proof.
15•	Far cry from- very different from
16•	Stir a hornet's nest – To cause a lot of trouble
17•	Put wool over other people’s eyes- to deceive someone into thinking well of them
18•	Blink of an eye- all of a sudden
19•	Get cold feet – Be nervous
20•	Best thing since sliced bread- a good idea or plan
21•	Cross fingers- hope for good luck
22•	At the drop of a hat- without any hesitation; instantly
23•	Month of Sundays- a very long time
24•	Birdbrain- someone who is not very smart
25•	On the double- very quickly
26•	Let the cat outside the bag- tell the secret
27•	Out of the blue- with no warning
28•	Hold your horses- wait a minute
29•	The world is one’s oyster- one can achieve whatever he/she wants; have the advantage
30•	When pigs fly- never
31•	Bring home the bacon- win
32•	Second to none- the best
33•	Every cloud has a silver lining- to think positive; be optimistic
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35Homonyms:
36•	all right- alright(not standard English); also all right
37•	date- date as in the day & date as in a romantic date
38•	fair- fair as in beautiful & fair as in patas or tama
39
40
41The Story begins…
42
43Narrator: In the Kingdom of Sunflower Philippines or KSP, there lived a harsh King named Dugong Duterte. He was once a Duke in a well-developed province and was known for his bravery, strength, and care for orderliness. Eventually, his popularity led him to be King…and yes, he passed with flying colors.
44	Almost every person in the kingdom gave him the benefit of the doubt. But everything that they expected from him was far cry from what was happening…
45	Though he said that he will resign from being king once his advocacies fail, he did not keep his word. Each passing day worsens the daily lives of the people in his kingdom because of his actions.
46
47Earl Lei: Ah Si, this is getting uncontrollable. King Dugong is already stirring a hornet’s nest. He only putted wool over all of our eyes and look at what he has done now- too much inflation! The costs of the basic needs in our kingdom are getting higher in the blink of an eye! The transportation fees are also getting high and it causes the people to walk in kilometers!
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49Duke Dao Ming Si: Yes, I get your point Lei. Don’t get cold feet. I will do what I can for the people, for our kingdom, for the world! We may have to cross our fingers and hope we’ll end up with the best thing since sliced bread.
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51Narrator: At the drop of a hat, Duke Ah Si started making plans on how they will make the King go down his throne once and for all. Duke Dao Ming Si is known all over the Kingdom of Sunflower Philippines because of his wit and courage. Some people call him “Thrillanes” because of the THRILL you get from his aura. 
52	One day, King Dugong went to TNT or Territory Ng Tsina for he seeks alliance with them. He sees the territory as a great partner for the kingdom’s development and potential military ally. On his way back to KSP, he brought home a concubine named Shan Cai. She was the fairest maiden in TNT and they saw her as someone who will be with the King to make the alliance of KSP and TNT a success.
53	When the King introduced his concubine to the Dukes of his kingdom, Shan Cai fell in love with Duke Dao Ming Si and so did he.
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55Duke Ah Si: I know that I should not take you for my own. I know that this love will tear us apart if all else fails. But I do promise you that one day, you and I will be together.
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57Shan Cai: I know that I do not have the power and I can only watch you from afar. But do remember that I will always be here- waiting even for months of Sundays.
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59Narrator: Queen Mocha Puson, one of the hundred wives of King Dugong and is known for being a birdbrain, overheard what they were talking about. She went to the King on the double and told him what she heard.
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61Queen Mocha: My dear King! There’s something I need to tell you!
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63King Du30:  Yes yes?? What is it? You startled me! Let the freaking cat outside the bag!
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65Queen Mocha: Duke Dao Ming Si and Shan Cai fell for each other and are planning to defeat you!
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67King:  WHAT?! NANI?!
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69Queen Mocha: Yes! They are head over heels for each other! They are in love! Really in love! Incredibly in love! Uhmm.. I mean not really really in love.. but they are in love, just exactly. Exactly in love. Like uhmm.. my love for Baguio but more in love.
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71Narrator: The King became so angry that he challenged the Duke to a sword fight out of the blue. 
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73King: You, Duke Dao Ming Si! I challenge you to a battle that will end your life! You are about to steal my beloved concubine and I shan’t forgive you!
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75Shan Cai: No My King! It is not fair!
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77King: But you are already fair my love. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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79Narrator: The King loves all of his wives and concubines. In fact, he wants to have all of the fairest maidens in the world and only for himself. The earls Hua Ze Lei, Mei Zuo, and Xi Men rushed to the vexed King, questioning him of the purpose of his actions.
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81Earl Hua Ze Lei: Hold your horses my King! What might you have in mind to have gone this far?
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83Earl Xi Men: Your actions may also destroy our alliance with Territory Ng Tsina! Please let go of the maiden.
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85King:  She will not do any harm to our alliance for she can never return there again!
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87Earl Mei Zuo: But rumors will spread and will eventually reach TNT! And besides my King, you do not want your relationship with the famous Duke Ah Si to go bad, right? The people love him also for his deeds and reliability towards our economic needs.
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89King:  Are you implying that the Duke is much more capable of doing things that I must do?! Then fine! If he wins this battle, I will go down my throne! Do you hear me, people of KSP? I will go down my throne if this beloved Duke of yours wins and he shall be King! But do heed on what I say to you, the world is my oyster! I shall achieve whatever I want!
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91Narrator: Earl Mei Zuo couldn’t stand the King anymore and he suddenly attacked the king. But the king was very skilled in sword fighting and cut the limbs of the earl!
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93Earl Mei Zuo: ARGHH! My left hand and left leg are gone!! It huuuuuuuuuuurts!!
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95Earl Xi Men: …So are you saying that you’re all right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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97Narrator:  This caused uproar and the Duke could forgive the King when pigs fly. Shan Cai was banned to see Ah Si. Four days have passed and the battle is near.
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99Duke Ah Si: *looks at the calendar* Only three days left and I’m starting to get cold feet.
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101Earl Xi Men: We believe in you Ah Si, you have to bring home the bacon and to us, you are second to none. Why does this calendar even look so happy to me?
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103Earl Hua Ze Lei:  Maybe because it has a date? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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105Narrator: The day of the battle arrives and the people of the Kingdom of Sunflower Philippines gathered in the arena.
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107Referee?: Come one, come all! To the long awaited battle between our King- Dugong Duterte and the ever-popular Duke- Dao Ming Si! Can this contender (*ituro mo si Cabales*) defeat King Dugong who, since he was a kid, has not tasted a single defeat in his life? Or will Duke Dao Ming Si crush the unconquerable King?! 
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109Duke Ah Si: I will defeat you in this battle- for the sake of the people, for the sake of our kingdom! I will also not forget what you did to my father- accusing him for something he hasn’t done and not letting people go to him at the verge of his death. I will never forgive you!
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111King: HAHAHA! But didn’t you know, Dao Ming Si?... I AM YOUR FATHER!
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113Duke Ah Si: NANI!?!?!??!
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115*BATTLE SCENE USING HUMAN SFX*
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117Narrator:  Duke Dao Ming Si won and the people jumped for joy! They now believed that clouds DO have a silver lining.
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119Shan Cai: I knew you could do it Ah Si!
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121Duke Ah Si: Thank you for having faith in me. <3 [lol. Wala na ako maisip dito grabe.]
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123Narrator: King Dugong Duterte finally goes down his throne and Duke Dao Ming Si becomes King. The KSP developed into a better kingdom with a great leader. No more inflation, no more walking in kilometers to save pocket money, better technological and economic development for KSP especially with the help of TNT. 
124	Shan Cai and Duke Ah Si were happily wed, the people of KSP now have a comfortable life, and they all lived happily ever after.