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1Mom can you give me internet, to contact friends and family, yeeees, actually makes death threats against old ladies like a boss, big ben time, 
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3This is my die wand prepare to death, 10 deadly warnings the world ignored, 
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5Heat, the microwave, my food, the fucking bowl, 
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7Watching my 2019 slowly being to fall apart, 
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9Mafia city mobile game, the Italian mob, 
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11When you create a great meme in your mind but you can’t find the editing software to make it, I’m limited by the technology of my time, 
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13How many monthly players does fortnite have, 78.3 million monthly players, how many monthly players does mineraft have, minecraft has over 91 million monthly players, I am so proud of this community,
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15Level one crook, level ten hitman, level 35 boss, 
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17TSA agent, staring intently, I’m trying to figure out who you look like before checking your ID, me, ok, TSA, that cyclist Armstrong, Nearby agent, that ain’t lance armstrong, Me, he’s right, TSA, oh you look like that skateboarder, checks ID, same last name too, crazy, me, crazy, 
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19Q-tip, my ear, warning, do not insert swab into ear canal, 
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21Dog killer dies after pet owner rams him into a brick wall with his car, a man suspected of murdering dogs with poison darts was killed when a furious owner, slammed him into a brick wall with his car, John wick, chapter three, 
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23Noisy ass fart, mutt muscles, the whole class, 
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25The homework is optional but, shit negro, that’s all you had to say, 
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27Sometimes when I can’t sleep I think about how kevin Durant’s feet are shaped like olive garden bread sticks, 
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29Not a single phone in the whole image, only people living in the moment, what a good times, 
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31Me playing every game ever, I don’t need a fucking tutorial, 
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33Failure is not an option, 
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35When I was little I never knew what tipping your server was so every time my family went out to eat I thought my dad was just forgetting his money on the table so I’d always take it when my parent’s weren’t looking, I just had to get that off my chest because karma be kicking my ass, 
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37Mafia city copyrighted our characters mods, that’s how mafia works, outstanding move, 
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39Hey what’s your favorite part of a body, haha hey, the lips, hbu, oh, wow, I thought it’d be da knees, 
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41Phineas and Ferb, NASA, 
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43Honey, tell me whats wrong, is america to the west or east of china, oh fuck, 
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45When you adjust the shower to be too hot but instead of turning it back down, you try to muscle through the pain until your body is used to the temperature, 
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47Price drop, Jeff ordered too many hams sale, 
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49Well I be dammed, what in the hilly billy buck of heehaw is going on here, 
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51Every mother when you walk in her bedroom to ask for money, 
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53Brain at 2am, embarrassing memories from middle school, me, trying to sleep, 
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55Why is the McDonald’s flag at half mast, they lost another ice cream machine, 
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57Me when I step on a wet spot while wearing socks, 
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59Jake paul and rice gum promote gambling to kids, why is it when something happens, it is always you three,
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61My asshole watching me put extra hot sauce on everything, 
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63A congress woman saying mother fucker on her first day in office is the first time I’ve ever felt genuinely represented by someone in the government, 
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65There exists a universe where the queen died, 
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67Hey, you’re so hot, lmaooo thank you, you’re welcome, do you like Sephora and urban outfitters, urban lmao, ok my uncle is an executive for Sephora and has a share in urban, so if you want you can pick whatever you want from their site and send pics of everything, I’ll let him know and he’ll get it from the warehouse, I can mail it to you or he can send it to a Sephora/urban near you with your name, he sends my sister free stuff to try out all the time that she keeps, just sen lots of snap vids of you farting, I’ll get you everything you want, I’m at a loss for words this is by far the weirdest snap i’ve ever received in my life, 
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69The most inspirational and motivational weight loss story, slim chungus, 
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71When your life sucks, but you were taught chess at a young age and can understand and up vote chess memes, it ain’t much, but it’s honest work, 
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73Level one crook, level 100 mafia boss, Karen chungus, anti vaxx mother of two beautiful children who are unvaccinated, and new to facebook,
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7518 year old kid I played fortnite with last night, so what school do you go to, me, I don’t go to school anymore, I’m 28 and work in an office, 18 year old, sigh, damn that sucks ass, 
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77Level one crook, level 35 villian, level 100 boss,
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79I always wanted to find you waldo, but, not like this, not like this, 
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81Level one crook, level 35 boss, 
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83Boomers, go to college or wind up in dead-end retail job, me, goes to college, graduates during great recession, has to work dead-end job to pay off student loans, boomers, you entitled millennials should’ve gone to trade school, not college, hold on, this whole operation was your idea, 
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85My mother gone beat my lil brother ass, she paid $50 for his high school pictures and this what he do, 
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87Going to sleep early, me, making chess meme, 
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89I do the dishes without being asked, 
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91Did you know, eye color, works just like skin, just stare into the sun for a couple of hours to get that tan, 
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93Be sure to try our vegan options, just so you guys know, feta cheese is not vegan, might want to look into that, yeah we really don’t care, 
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95You know that movie up, barber say no more 
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97Kim Kardashian West last night, is she carrying around a laptop charger, 
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99What if there were two lesbians both named karen, and they got a divorce, who would get the kids, 
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101When you see a famous person several times in a row, 
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103Me, whips out pp, girlfriend, 
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105Bird box creatures, theres a dog, me, 
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107People are doing the bird box challenge, netflix has to use a warning telling them not to, why isn’t there a quiet place challenge where everybody keeps quiet, 
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109Download the game and get your mafia career on going, your ads don’t make any sense, how is shooting a bank sets it on fire and money flies inside me instantly, that’s how mafia works, 
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111Me, exists, dude with airpods, nah they don’t fall out, smells like broke in here, they got 24 hours of battery, 
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113In college we named our intramural softball team no game scheduled because if the other team didn’t show up they lost their league deposit and forfeited, it worked several times, everyone hated us and nothing as cool as that has happened to me since, 
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115Never let me date someone on discord again guys, please, 
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117When you’ve always hated boomers complain about millennials and you see a bunch of 12 year olds doing fortnite dances, I get it now, 
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119Nevada, california, at the cal-neva lodge in lake tahoe, the Nevada California state line actually runs through the swimming pool, fun face, cal-neva was once co-owned by Frank sinatra, this is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to california, or that your penis reaches all the way to california, there are two kinds of people in this world, 
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12112 year old me, receives money, parents, oh I’ll just keep it for you, those bastards lied to me,
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123I’m minding my business, taking a shower at one something in the morning, I sneeze and hear a whisper, bless you, and I damn near tweeted my own child into oblivion wtf is he doing, 
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125A kid being bullied everyday, when someone uses wikipedia, 
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1277 year old me when we take the exit to the McDonalds, 
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129Visual representation of people who call a meme dead after they literally see it twice, 
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131In ancient Greece a small penis was considered beautiful and the ideal, it’s rewind time, 
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133Liking a girl but being too afraid to tell her how I feel, getting upset when I see her flirting with other guys, me, 
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135The little boy I babysit just told me it should be easy for me to get a boyfriend because I can throw a fruit snack in the air and catch it in my mouth, I wish it was that Eastin, Austin, I really do lol, 
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137When someone asks how mafia works, it ain’t honest work, 
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139Man who works from home keeps naming his dog, employee of the month, 
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141Why don’t they just make wheelchairs with pedals, so when your arms get tired you can just pedal to go, 
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143Mafia city video game, 5/5 mafia city,
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145Teachers after christmas vacation, you had two weeks to do your homework, we were on a break, 
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147Youtubers, a $15,000 gaming computer with 64 GB Ram, fortnite, 
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150Book return, notice, please yell, not a squirrel when opening book drop so we know you are a human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith’s lunch, 
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152Builds a fence in minecraft to keep hostile mobs away, spiders, 
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154Nobody, middle schoolers on snapchat, my boy best friend, don’t hit me up only my besties know what wrong, nobody hit me up, you guys are fake as fuck, nobody cares about me like they say they do, 
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156Uh mom, said my 6 year old, look at you child, so I looked, and there, sitting cross legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my two year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle, 
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158When you don’t want to be recognized so you go indognito, 
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160When you stop playing fortnite and you still a virgin, 
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162Ladies get a man that treats your like a queen when you’re sick, like what’s wrong, fever and I can’t breathe, just breathe, it’s not that hard, oh ok, 
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164Is it time to forgive Taylor swift, I don’t know what shit did but no, 
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166When you haven’t actually seen a single mafia ad but go along with the memes anyway so you don’t feel left out, 
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168Google is so annoying about new years might affect these hours, well obviously smart ass, I’m here for you to tell me how new years affects these hours, 
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170When I meet a blind person with a guide dog, does this animal see for you, 
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172Six year old nibbas when they don’t win an iPhone X after watching Jake Paul’s video, 
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174Lana Del Rey tweets cotton candy sky tonight and the first reply is sit on my face then I scroll down to see a man’s giant penis with the caption, the government can’t shut down this dick, what a website, 
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176Quick animal facts, if you stack every elephant in the whole world on top of teacher other, they wouldn’t like it,
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178When you try to help a girl up but accidentally grab her boob, no matter how good a person you are, you are evil in someone’s story, 
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180Son, dad why is my sister named Makeup tutorials, dad, because it was in your mother’s search history, son, thanks, dad, dad, no problem,
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182Hydrogen, hydrogen, oxygen, 
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184Girlfriend vs communism, gives you food, sends your dog to space, 
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186Money won’t solve all your problems, I want to see for myself, 
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188Scientists baffled by man’s incredible ability to fuck up every time, 
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190January 5th, a fucking horse, the queen, 
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192Me when I start my car during winter, my cars Ac, 
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194My mind was changed by a bumper sticker said no one ever, 
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196Army recruiter, so what skills can you bring to the battlefield and help serve your country, me, anime tiddie expert, 
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198Karen chungus, anti vaxx mother of two beautiful children who are unvaccinated, and new to facebook,
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200California license to shred, Gusto gave, your house, sex, every night, hair, mullet, height, 5’10, weight, 178 coconuts, RSTR, wears shades day and night, beer me, 
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202You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for, ring pellino, corrispendente da berlino, 
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204When I ask my crush if she is free and her ugly friend says no, me, does this chattering animal speak for you, 
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206The minecraft movie is coming in 2019, every day, we get closer to god, 
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208When you have been a popular format for several moths but pewdiepie hasn’t reviewed you yet, sneaks 100, 
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210Y’all didn’t tell me mike Tyson and predator had a love child, Raleigh man charged with human trafficking, 
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212Driving lessons are so weird like you climb into a metal box with a divorced man and he teaches you not to kill anyone, 
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214Cat stands for Russian national anthem, slav 100, 
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216Jail’s no fun, I’ll tell you that much, oh you’ve been, once in monopoly, 
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218Random number generator, min, one, max, 420, 69, 
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220Sal is unable to use an editing software properly, so he has to use discord to make memes, making him tonights biggest loser, 
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222There are women who are rapists, there are women who are murderers, but I have never see a woman show up at a party with a guitar, 
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224Today’s date, 7-1-2019, todays date, 
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226Perfectly balanced, fuck I dropped it, 
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228Merge south and north dakota, into mega kota, one has signed, let’s get to 100, 
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230Birth control effectiveness, condoms 99%, birth control pills 99%, being level one crook, 100%, 
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232Me marching into a battle not knowing any of the cheats or methods to kill the boss, 
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234Returning to school after winter break with your new clothes like, 
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236Now everyone at the gym has AirPods and I’m the only one walking around with my beats looking like a god damn DJ, 
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238Anyway, 
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240Me after me eat cookie, thank you next, 
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242C4 is just angry playdoh, 
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244Nervous around strangers, rub an orange peel on your face, they’ll leave you alone after they see you do that, 
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246At dumbledore’s grave, voldemort, what’s up youtube it’s time for another unboxing video, 
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248You look like you belong on the red carpet, all you need now is an oscar, 
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250Since hair isn’t preserved in fossils we can’t rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this, 
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252Honestly same, honestly same, honestly same, dedication 100, 
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255Mom, stop doing that, me, but dad let’s me, dad, 
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257Kids being bullied and harassed every day, teachers, some dude chewing gum, teachers, 
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259When reddit is making fun of mark zuckerberg for being awkward in public, 
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261I like you, please go out with me, u-um, you should take a look at yourself in a mirror and think again, 
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263What the actual fuck, why is this not on nat geo, 
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265I like you, I like your memes, 
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267Do you look better in person or in pictures, I have a nice personality, 
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269Those can I call you people are so wonderful, no you can’t call me but thank you for asking, 
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271Sheldon, breathes, big bang theory laugh track, 
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273I buy Gucci belts, so I can beat my kids and flex on them simultaneously, 
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275When you’re at the dentist, aaaah, 
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277It’s just a game of chess, there’s no way to sexualize it, me, an intellectual, 
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279Question, how do you feel about 20 million American’s losing insurance, 
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281Babies sure stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight, 
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283Whoever named meatballs did an outstanding job, 
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285Level one crook, level 35 boss, 
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287When you die you go to the mii plaza, 
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289How can I tell is I have Alzheimer’s, 
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291Only god can judge me, god is typing,