569xAREQ

1
2You are Mel Gibson, a spy living in Chicago. You have a concealed pistol and a syringe of poison. You listen to the russian diplomats and hear them discussing something called the "Chicago Agreement". They say that you will be given safe passage out of this city if you help them in some way.
3
4What do they want with you? Who is behind all this? Why would they need a spy from your own country?
5
6> Ask about the Chicago Agreement
7
8"The Chicago Agreement?" You ask.
9"Yes, it's an agreement between Russia and America. It was signed by President Clinton back in 1993."
10"Why would they need me? I'm not even American!"
11"Well, you're not exactly American either...
12
13> "What are the contents of the Chicago Agreement?"
14
15"It says that both countries agree to not attack each other unless attacked first. The agreement also states that neither country can invade the territory of the other without permission from their respective governments."
16"I don't understand what this means, because I've never heard anything like this before...
17
18> "That is silly."
19
20"No, no, no! That's just the beginning of it! What does this mean for us as a people? How will we live together now? Will there be war again?"
21"We'll see..." You reply.
22"So how much money did you pay me?
23
24> "What do you need of me?"
25
26"Nothing really, but I think you should know that you could get a lot more than $10 million."
27"How much is enough?"
28"Enough to buy a small island in the Caribbean or something. A nice place to retire to.
29
30> "What is my mission?"
31
32"My mission is to find out who is planning on attacking us. If you can prove that they are, then you'll get a cut of the profits."
33"Okay, I guess so."
34"Goodbye now."
35
36> "Goodbye"
37
38"Goodbye."
39"What's wrong?"
40"This isn't over yet. We still have to find out who is planning on attacking us."
41"Yeah, well I'm glad you understand that." You say.
42
43 
44You leave the hotel room and walk down the street.
45
46> Go to the local dive bar
47
48You enter the local dive bar. It looks like a typical dive bar, except instead of being filled with drunk college students, it's full of rich guys drinking expensive liquor and smoking cigars.
49 There are several men sitting at a table near the front of the bar.
50
51> Slam fist on table
52
53You slam your hand against the table hard. The men look up, startled by your sudden outburst.
54 They quickly turn away and hide behind their drinks when you continue to stare at them.
55 You head towards the back of the bar where two women sit drinking beer and laughing loudly.
56
57> Scream "I'm gonna poop on the floor!" and pull down pants and shit on ground. Then say "Uh oh! Stinky!" and run and hide behind the bar counter.
58
59You shout "I'm gonna poop on the floor!" and pull down your pants and shit on the ground. Then you yell "Uh-oh! Stinky!" and run off into the night.
60 After a few minutes, you hear some loud noises coming from outside.
61
62> Sneakily peek outside
63
64You sneakily peek around the corner of a building and see a group of armed men standing guard outside an old mansion. They're dressed in suits and carry guns, but they don't seem hostile.
65The next day, you arrive at the hotel lobby.
66
67> Go to old mansion and talk to guards
68
69You walk through the hotel lobby and notice that there are several guards patrolling the halls. One of them stops you.
70"Hey, what's your name?" He asks suspiciously.
71"John Smith." You answer truthfully.
72
73> Pat the guard on the head and walk outside
74
75You pat the guard on the head and walk outside.
76"Wow, you sure are smart for a kid your age." He says as he points to his own mustache.
77"Thanks." You reply.
78"Well, I'm Lieutenant John Smith and this is my partner Sergeant Charles Jones..."
79
80> Ignore everyone and go to the arcade.
81
82You ignore all the guards and go to the arcade. There are several people playing pinball machines and fighting each other. You play a game called "Pinball Hero". It involves shooting lasers out of your eyes at enemies while wearing sunglasses.
83
84> Get in a fight
85
86You decide to get in a fight. You grab one of the other players and throw him into another machine. This causes a lot of noise and you're soon surrounded by angry gamers.
87
88"Whoa, calm down man!" A gamer shouts angrily as he punches you repeatedly in the face.
89
90> "GAMERS RISE UP!"
91
92You yell "GAMERS RISE UP!" and start firing laser beams at the crowd. The lasers cause many gamers to fall over dead or run away screaming. Some of the gamers try to shoot you, but you dodge them easily and fire more laser beams at them.
93
94> Burn the arcade down with my laser beam. Go to the local gym to look for a cutie tomboy.
95
96You laugh maniacally and fire more laser beams at the gamers who have been trying to kill you. After a couple hours, you've killed most of them, but there are still a few left. You can feel their fear and anger burning inside of them.
97
98> Go to the local gym
99
100You walk to the local gym and find a girl named Cindy lying on the floor crying. She looks like she's about to cry herself to death.
101
102> Sidle around Cindy and go look for a cute tomboy
103
104You sidle up behind Cindy and start licking her face. She doesn't resist, so you continue to do it until she falls asleep.
105
106"What the fuck were you doing?" A voice from above asks.
107"I was lapping up all that sweet pussy juice."
108
109> Look up
110
111You look up and see a giant, muscular guy with a beard standing above you. His name is Mikey and he's the owner of the gym.
112
113"Fuckin' weirdo...what are you doing here?" He asks.
114
115> "I'm looking for cute tomboys."
116
117"Cute tomboys? What the hell kind of dumbass question is that?"
118"Yeah, I was thinking about getting some girls to be my girlfriends."
119"Hmmm...yeah, I don't think any of those hot chicks would want you anyway.
120
121> "I bet I can lift more than you, turbonerd."
122
123"Hey Turbodog, what the fuck are you even talking about right now?"
124"I said, I know you're here because you wanna lift as much weight as possible. So how much weight can YOU lift?"
125
126> "Ten thousand pounds."
127
128"Tough shit Turbodog! Ten thousand pounds?! That ain't no damn weight! It's a fucking GODDAMN METAL BARBARIC MOLESTOR!"
129
130"Turbo-doodad, I got ten thousand pounds. Can you believe it?"
131
132> Ignore these fools and go look for cute tomboys in the gym
133
134You turn your back on Mikey and head towards the gym. As soon as you enter, you immediately notice a bunch of pretty women. They're all wearing skimpy clothing and they're all staring at you with lustful eyes.
135
136> Look for a tomboy among them
137
138You begin to search amongst the crowd of beautiful women. Soon, you spot a skinny blonde girl sitting alone near the wall. She has long brown hair and is dressed in tight jeans and a black tank top.
139
140> Ignore her and look for a tomboy
141
142You keep searching amongst the group of beautiful women and eventually you come across another pretty girl who looks very similar to Cindy. This time however, she's wearing a leather jacket over a short skirt and high heels.
143
144She also has long blond hair and wears glasses.
145
146> "I knew I shouldn't have come here." Leave gym and wander the residential district
147
148You walk away from the gym and wander around the residential area. Eventually, you find yourself in front of a house. The door opens and inside there stands a woman in an old fashioned dress holding a cane. Her hair is white and her skin tone is pale.
149
150> "Howdy doody."
151
152You say "Hi" and step inside the house. You sit down on a chair and take off your shoes before turning to face the woman.
153
154> Take her cane and bop her on the head
155
156You take the woman's cane and hit her on the head several times. She falls backwards onto the floor and begins to cry out in pain.
157
158"Ohh, sorry Suzy..."
159
160The woman says while rubbing her head. You continue to speak to her as she continues crying.
161
162> Shove the cane back in her hands. Fall over and play dead
163
164You fall backwards onto the floor and put your hands behind your head. You then lie down on the ground and pretend to be dead.
165
166"Whoa... that was really scary..."
167
168You hear a voice say as you slowly get up.
169
170> Fart and waft it towards the voice
171
172You quickly run into the kitchen and throw up in the sink. You then try to blow it towards the voice but fail miserably.
173
174"What a horrible smell..."
175
176You hear a female voice say as you attempt to wipe your nose.
177
178> Burp in her face then climb up into the rafters and hide
179
180You crawl under the rafters and hide until the sun sets. When night comes, you climb up into the rafters and wait for dawn.
181
182> Lose my grip and tumble off the rafters
183
184You lose your grip and tumble off the rafters. You land hard on your ass causing you to scream in pain.
185
186> Scream again for good measure
187
188You scream loudly once more for good measure.
189
190> Leave house go home and sleep
191
192You leave the house and go home where you lay down on the couch and sleep.
193
194> dream about zombie ghosts
195
196You wake up from your nightmare with a start. You look around and see nothing amiss except for the sofa is slightly dirty.
197
198"Shit."
199
200> Go back to russian diplomat
201
202You walk back to the Russian diplomat who has been sleeping in his office. He looks at you curiously.
203
204"So... what did you dream?"
205
206He asks as he sits down next to you.
207
208> "I dreamt of zombie ghosts."
209
210You reply.
211
212"Yeah I do remember that one."
213
214The Russian diplomat smiles and nods before continuing to speak.
215
216 
217"Well, you're not alone in having nightmares like this are you? I mean there's no way they could all be zombies right?"
218
219> "It was only a dream. No reason to dwell on it."
220
221You reply.
222"No, it wasn't just a dream... I'm afraid there really ARE some undead creatures roaming around."
223"Really? How many exactly?"
224"A few hundred I think. They don't seem to be attacking anyone though.
225
226> Load pistol and shoot diplomat in head
227
228You grab your pistol and shoot the Russian diplomat in the head. The bullet goes through his skull and out his eye socket. Blood gushes from his mouth as he falls backwards onto the floor.
229
230> "I don't need this." Walk outside and get on a bus to Morioh
231
232You stand up and walk outside. You hear the sound of an approaching motorcycle but when you turn around, you see none other than your mother riding it. She stops her bike in front of you and gets out of the passenger seat.
233
234"What are YOU doing out here?"
235
236> "I was just leaving."
237
238You reply.
239
240"Yeah, I know... But I was thinking we should go to Morioh."
241
242She replies.
243
244 
245"Morioh? Why would you want to go there?
246
247> "It seems like a nice quiet town."
248
249You reply.
250"Yes, it does... It's actually my hometown."
251
252She says as she starts to cry.
253
254 
255"Why are you crying?"
256"Because I've never seen you cry before! Ever!"
257
258> Push her over and go to bus station
259
260You push her aside and climb into the backseat of the bus. You wait patiently until the bus reaches Morioh. When you arrive, you find that the town is indeed quite peaceful. There isn't even any noise except for birds chirping in the trees nearby.
261
262> Wander around Morioh
263
264You walk around Morioh looking for anything that might have attacked you or your family. Eventually you come across a store called 'Toys' which sells everything from dolls to cars.
265
266> Go in store
267
268You enter the Toys store and look around. A large sign above the door reads:
269"Welcome to Toys! We sell toys for children of all ages! Come in and check us out!"
270You walk inside and see a small toy section with a few different types of dolls.
271
272> Look at dolls
273
274You look at the dolls in the doll section and notice one with a red bow on its head. You pick it up and examine it closer.
275
276The doll has two eyes, two ears, a nose, a mouth and a pair of wings on its back.
277
278> Put that doll back and examine another
279
280You put the doll back and return to the toy section. You notice a new type of doll in the toy section, a robot.
281
282A robot looks exactly like a real person except it doesn't move, talk or breathe.
283
284> Examine robot
285
286You inspect the robot and realize that it looks very much like your father. You can tell because he had a similar haircut, wore glasses and had a green shirt.
287
288You take the doll back to the toy section where you notice another type of doll in the toy section, a dragon.
289
290> Buy the robot
291
292You buy the robot and put it away in your room. You then turn off the light and fall asleep.
293
294> Enter lucid dream featuring a cute tomboy
295
296You wake up feeling refreshed. You remember waking up in a bed covered by blankets and you don't feel cold. You also remember being in a house with no windows and not hearing any noises outside.
297
298You get dressed and go downstairs where you find your mother waiting for you.
299
300> Throw her outside and go in my room
301
302You throw your mother outside and go into your own bedroom. You close the door and fall asleep.
303
304> Talk to robot doll
305
306You open your eyes and see a robot doll sitting on top of your dresser. It's face is distorted so much that you can barely recognize it as a human face.
307
308It slowly speaks to you: "Hello, I'm Sarah."
309
310"What are you doing here?"
311
312> "I'm looking for Higashikata Josuke."
313
314"Oh, that's him," replies the robot.
315"Where is he?"
316"He's upstairs in his room."
317
318You sigh and sit down on your bed. The robot continues to speak: "If you want to see him, just come downstairs."
319
320> go downstairs
321
322You walk downstairs and find your father standing there holding a large knife. He tells you to stay out of sight while he goes upstairs to check on Higashikata Josuke.
323
324You nod and follow your father inside his room.
325
326> Talk to Higashikata Josuke
327
328You enter Higashikata Josuke's room and find him sleeping peacefully. His eyes are closed and he has a book in his hands.
329
330"Hi, dad," says Josuke sleepily.
331
332> Read the book
333
334You pick up the book and begin reading. As you do, you hear a loud noise from above your head. You look up and see a man standing on top of the roof of the house with an axe in hand.
335
336> Summon my stand and fight the man on the roof
337
338You quickly grab your stand and run towards the man on the roof. The man looks at you with surprise and fear before turning around to flee back down the ladder.
339
340You swing your sword at him but miss completely.
341
342> My stand swings it's sword at the man four hundred times in one second
343
344Your stand swings its sword at the man four hundred times in one second. The man screams and falls off the roof. Your father comes running down the stairs after seeing this happen.
345
346"What happened? What did you do?" asks your father.
347
348"Nothing! Nothing!"
349
350> Climb down and examine the man
351
352You climb down the ladder and examine the man who lies dead on the ground. There is no sign of blood or anything else indicating that he was hit by your sword.
353
354The next day, you return home to find your parents upset about what happened yesterday.
355
356> Ignore them and talk to the robot in my room
357
358You ignore your parents and continue talking to the robot in your room. It answers back: "Hello, I'm Sarah."
359
360"What are you doing here?"
361
362"I'm looking for Higashikata Josuke."
363
364> "Can you say anything else?"
365
366"Yes, I can. I know where he lives."
367
368"Okay then, let me show you where he lives."
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375 
376"Great," says your parent's shocked reaction.
377
378> Tie up my parents and ship them to Chicago
379
380You tie up your parents and send them to Chicago. They never come back.
381
382> Talk to the robot in my room
383
384You talk to the robot in your room. It responds back: "Hello, I'm Sarah."
385
386"What are you doing here?"
387
388"I'm looking for Higashikata Josuke.
389
390> "Show me where he lives."
391
392You tell the robot to show you where Higashikata lives. The robot replies back: "Oh, yes, that would be very nice..." and goes into his computer screen.
393
394> Go upstairs to Josuke's room
395
396You go upstairs to Josuke's room. He is not there. You look through his drawers and take out a knife from one of them. Then you stab yourself in the chest repeatedly until you die.
397
398- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -
399
400> Wake up as a ghost
401
402You wake up as a ghost. You see your parents' lifeless bodies lying on the floor of their house. A black hole has been created in the middle of it.
403
404> Look in black hole
405
406You look in the black hole. You see nothing but darkness.
407
408> Look for my body
409
410You look for my body. You find it lying dead on the floor of the black hole.
411
412> Pull my body out of black hole
413
414You pull my body out of the black hole.
415
416> Examine my body
417
418You examine my body. You discover that it is made of plastic and has no blood or organs inside it.
419
420> "Damn it, not again."
421
422You say "Damn it, not again." and throw away my body.
423
424> Look for my real body
425
426You look for my real body. You find that I am still alive and have lost all of my memories except those related to this incident.
427
428> Forcefully re-inhabit my real body
429
430You forcibly re-inhabit my real body.
431
432> Examine my entire body for clues
433
434You examine my entire body for clues about what happened here.
435
436> Examine parent's bodies
437
438You examine parent's bodies. Your eyes are opened wide as you realize that they were both killed by a laser beam from above!
439The next day, you wake up in your house with a burning pain in your chest and an intense headache.
440
441> Look for the robot doll and then talk to it
442
443You look for the robot doll and then talk to it. The robot doll tells you that it was programmed to tell you everything that happened yesterday, but unfortunately the power went off when you were sleeping.
444
445> Crush the robot doll in my fist
446
447You crush the robot doll in my hand. It screams loudly and falls on the floor. You feel a great sense of satisfaction as you finally know what really happened yesterday.
448
449> Remember what happened yesterday
450
451You remember what happened yesterday. You feel like you can breathe again and you're able to walk around normally now too.
452
453> Go upstairs to Higashikata Josuke's room
454
455You go upstairs to Higashikata Josuke's room. He is asleep and his door is closed. You knock on the door and he opens his eyes slowly, "What?" he asks, "I'm sorry about yesterday... I just...
456
457> "What happened?"
458
459You say "What happened?"
460"Well, I don't want to cause any trouble."
461"No, no, no. That wasn't necessary. We'll forget about it soon enough."
462"It won't," you reply. "I need to know more about what happened yesterday."
463
464> "Tell me what happened yesterday."
465
466You say "Tell me what happened yesterday.
467
468> Knock out Josuke with a sucker punch
469
470You knock out Josuke with a sucker punch. He lets out a scream and falls back on the bed. He looks at you confusedly, "What did you do? What did you do?!"
471"I told you everything that happened yesterday!"
472"Yeah, yeah, whatever..."
473
474> beat him unconscious
475
476You beat him unconscious. He struggles to get free, but you hold him down and put a heavy object over his head. He tries to struggle, but you quickly stop him.
477He begins crying uncontrollably and begs for mercy before passing out completely.
478
479> look around Josuke's room
480
481You look around Josuke's room. There are several broken items scattered all over the place. Some of them have blood stains on them and some even contain human parts.
482
483> Say "Uh oh spaghetti-Os!" in falsetto and moonwalk out the door
484
485You say "Uh oh spaghetti-Os!" in falsetto and moonwalk out the door. You leave the house without looking back.
486
487> Send a report about the house to the agency
488
489You send a report about the house to the agency. They seem very interested in your story and they ask you questions later on.
490
491The next day, you receive an email from the agency saying that they've found out who was behind this incident.
492
493> Read the email
494
495You open up the email. It says:
496Subject: Re: [REDACTED] (Josuke Higashikata)
497Hello Mr. Nakamura! Thank you so much for sending us such a detailed account of what happened last night!
498
499> email the agency asking them to tell me who was behind the incident
500
501You email the agency asking them to tell you who was behind the incident. The response comes back within a few hours:
502Subject: RE: [REDACTED] (Josuke Higashikata)
503Mr. Nakamura, we're sorry to hear about your friend Josuke...
504
505> Email a computer virus to the agency
506
507You write a virus to infect their computers. It takes them by surprise when it starts spreading like wildfire across the city. They don't know how to stop it and they can't contact you anymore. You see your name trending on Twitter as people talk about how they were hacked or something similar.
508
509> Eliminate twitter with another computer virus
510
511You create another virus which causes Twitter to crash. This time, everyone is talking about how the internet has gone down.
512
513You go home and sit on your couch watching TV until you feel sick again.
514
515> Take my meds and go for a drive
516
517You take my meds and go for a drive. You manage to get home safely after driving through the streets of New York City.
518
519You start feeling better immediately and you feel like you can do anything now.
520
521> go past the world trade center memorial looking for clues related to 9/11
522
523You head towards the World Trade Center memorial. As you approach, you notice that there are many police officers surrounding it. You also notice that they aren't armed with guns but rather with large shields made out of metal and concrete blocks.
524
525> look for clues related to 9/11
526
527As you walk towards the memorial, you notice that there are several police officers standing around it. One of them tells you that they have been ordered not to enter the area because someone might try to kill you if they saw you. You decide to ignore him and continue walking towards the memorial.
528
529> look for clues related to 9/11
530
531You find a couple of books on the floor near the memorial. One of them is called "9-11" and it's written by a man named David Ray Griffin.
532
533> read the 9-11 book
534
535The next day, you wake up early in order to catch the first train out of town. While waiting for the train, you look at all the buildings around you and realize that they've all changed since yesterday morning. Some of them have fallen down completely while others have been damaged severely.
536
537> see Jeffrey Epstein on the train
538
539While you wait for the train, you see Jeffrey Epstein sitting in a carriage with two other men. He looks very tired and his face shows signs of being sunburned.
540
541> Ask him about pizza
542
543After you board the train, you ask Jeffrey what he thinks of pizza. He says that it tastes good and asks if you want some. You say no and tell him to get off the train so he doesn't get any ideas.
544
545> Follow Jeffrey Epstein
546
547You follow Jeffrey as he walks along the platform. When you reach the end of the platform, you hear a voice behind you. It sounds like it comes from inside a small boxcar.
548
549"Hey! Whoa whoa! Slow down!" A woman's voice exclaims.
550
551> Follow Jeffrey Epstein
552
553You turn around and see a girl wearing glasses sitting in the boxcar beside Jeffrey. She seems to be asleep or drunk. Her eyes are closed and she has her hands wrapped tightly around one of her legs.
554
555"I'm sorry, I just..."
556
557> Look closer at the girl
558
559You slowly move forward until you're eye level with the girl. The girl seems to be unconscious and her mouth is wide open, which means she's passed out. You can't believe your luck that this happened right before you were going to leave New York City...
560
561"Who are you?"
562
563> Shake her to wake her
564
565You quickly grab the girl's hand and pull her up. She opens her eyes and sees you.
566
567"What are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to be on a plane back home."
568"My flight was delayed so I had to stay here," You explain.
569
570> Look for Jeffrey Epstein
571
572You walk over to the boxcar where Jeffrey is sitting. You sit down on the edge of the boxcar and look through the window. There's nothing but darkness outside, but there's also nobody else here except you and this girl.
573
574"Where did you come from?"
575
576> Monitor Jeffrey Epstein's movements
577
578You watch as Jeffrey drives away from the station. As soon as he leaves the street, you start following him. After driving for a few minutes, you notice that there's another car parked nearby.
579
580> Follow Jeffrey Epstein
581
582You park near the car and then go into the house. You search the whole place looking for anything that might help you track down Jeffrey Epstein. In particular, you find a large computer screen and an old-fashioned telephone.
583
584"This should work,"
585
586> Fiddle with the computer
587
588The phone works fine, but the screen doesn't seem to show anything.
589
590"Maybe I need a different kind of cable."
591
592> Throw telephone at screen and then leave
593
594You run back to the boxcar and throw the telephone against the screen. The screen starts flickering, but it still shows nothing.
595
596"I think I found something," You say to yourself. "It's not working though."
597
598You try again and this time it works.
599
600> Jump into the Epstein portal
601
602You get out of the boxcar and run across the street. You run along the sidewalk towards the gate leading to the gatehouse. A man walks by you and looks like he notices what you're doing.
603
604> Knock him out with my stand hide his body
605
606You stop in front of the gatehouse and wait for the man to pass by. He does so and continues walking. Suddenly, you hear a loud noise behind you. You turn around just in time to see a large wooden stick being swung at your head.
607
608"Oh no!"
609
610> My stand's sword strikes the wooden stick four hundred times in one second
611
612You block the wooden stick with your sword and swing it at the man. It hits him square in the chest and knocks him to the ground.
613
614> interrogate the man
615
616You grab the man by the collar and force him up off the ground. He struggles, but you keep him pinned down.
617
618"What are you doing? What did I do wrong?"
619
620He asks in a frightened voice.
621
622> "You attacked me!"
623
624"No! I was defending myself!"
625
626"Then why were you attacking me?"
627
628"Because... because..."
629
630You look over at the gatehouse and see several men standing guard outside. They all point their guns at you.
631
632> Pee myself and scream
633
634You let the man go and walk away from him.
635
636"Why would I attack you?" You ask. "I'm not even here on business."
637
638You continue walking and eventually reach the gatehouse itself. There are several guards there who point their guns at you as well.
639
640> /
641
642You raise your hands defensively.
643
644> Shit in my pants
645
646You start to cry and then laugh hysterically.
647
648"Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!" You shout and then shit yourself.
649
650> Take the turd out of my pants and throw it at the guard
651
652You quickly put your pants back on and toss the turd at the guard. The guard catches it and throws it back at you. You catch it again and throw it back at him. This goes on for about five minutes before you finally give up.
653
654"This is ridiculous,"
655
656> Detonate remote guided poop bomb
657
658You pick up the remote control fart bomb and aim it at the guard.
659
660"Fart!" You yell and press the button. A huge cloud of gas erupts from the device and lands directly in his face.
661
662> He melts
663
664The guard doesn't react immediately, but after a few seconds he begins melting into a puddle of melted flesh. He falls backwards onto the ground and starts to melt.
665
666> Scoop up some of the puddle into a vial and leave the scene
667
668You rush back to the gatehouse with the vial of melted flesh. You open it up and pour out some of the liquid into a glass bottle.
669
670"Now what?"
671
672> Drink melted flesh
673
674You take a swig of the melted flesh and feel its effects immediately. Your body feels warm and tingly. It's like being high on something, except this feeling lasts longer than just a moment or two.
675
676> Apotheosis occurs and I attain godhood
677
678Your eyes roll into the back of your head and you lose all sense of self-preservation. You begin to levitate off the floor and float around the room.
679
680> I finish my apotheosis
681
682You fly through the air and slam into the wall. You're not dead yet though so you continue flying through the air until you hit the ceiling.
683
684> I push through the ceiling and fly back to Morioh
685
686You fly through the ceiling and land on top of Morioh. You look down at the town below and see that it looks exactly as you remember it.
687
688> Steal all the Stands in Morioh
689
690You turn around and fly back to Morioh. You grab all the stands in the town and fly away.
691
692Morioh is now a wasteland where nothing grows or exists anymore.
693
694> Delete Morioh from existence
695
696You decide to delete Morioh from existence. The only thing left is a crater in the ground.
697
698> Make all the stars in the universe explode
699
700You send a wave of energy towards every star in the universe. They all explode into a million pieces. The entire universe is destroyed.
701
702> look arounds
703
704The world has changed completely. There are no more towns, there are no more people, there is no more anything. All that remains is a big hole in the sky and a black void.
705
706You look around and realize that you've become one with the Void.
707
708> Let there be light
709
710You release all your power and allow the Void to fill up your entire body. You let out a scream of pure white light that engulfs everything in sight. Everything goes dark for an instant before returning to normal.
711
712There is no way back now.
713
714> Create a new universe better than the last one
715
716You release all your power and allow the Void to fill up your entire body. You let out a scream of pure white light that envelopes everything in sight. Everything goes dark for an instant before returning to normal.
717
718There is no way back now.
719
720The world has changed completely.
721
722> Return to earth
723
724You return to Earth and find yourself standing on the same spot you were when you first arrived here.
725
726> Sleep until human life returns to Earth
727
728You fall asleep and don't wake up again.
729
730> Wake up
731
732You awaken and find that the world has changed completely.
733
734> Fly to Europe
735
736You fly to Europe and see it's like nothing you ever saw before. It looks exactly as it did when you first arrived here, except this time there are cars instead of horses...and bicycles!
737
738> use godlike power to impregnate a local village girl
739
740You fly to the village where you impregnated the girl and use godlike powers to impregnate her with a baby. She gives birth to two children, which she names Harry and Susan.
741
742> Spin the planet
743
744You spin the planet so that it spins faster and faster. The villagers who live on the surface of the planet are killed by meteors falling from space, but they survive because their houses are built into mountains. They build shelters underground and live happily ever after...
745
746> Invert the planet
747
748You invert the planet so that it spins slower and slower. The villagers who live on the surface of the planet are killed by meteors falling from space, but they survive because their houses are built into valleys. They build shelters underground and live happily ever after...
749
750> Shuffle left and right nervously
751
752You shuffle around nervously while you watch the world change. Eventually, you realize that your home is not safe anymore and run away to another place.
753
754> Drop a black hole onto Earth
755
756You throw a black hole at Earth, destroying everything in its path. This causes an earthquake that kills millions of people. Your shelter is destroyed along with all those living inside it.
757
758> Shutdown the simulation
759
760You shut down the simulation and return to your real life.
761
762The End.
763
764> Bully some turbonerd
765
766You bully some turbonerd and he tells you to go fuck yourself. He then runs off crying.
767
768> Point and laugh at him
769
770You point and laugh at him. He screams and falls over dead.
771
772> "Oh fuck."
773
774You say "Oh fuck" and leave his body.
775
776The End.