· 7 years ago · Dec 24, 2018, 02:46 AM
1Honey, tell me what’s wrong, olive garden has unlimited breadsticks but isn’t using them to end world hunger, oh fuck,
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3Me now, what even is this meme, me a few months ago, wheeze,
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5How are there people starving, bruh just go eat something, starving African kid, bruh you right,
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7To catch the squirrel, one must become the squirrel,
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9Beloved actor Stefan Karl stefansson named man of the year, in Iceland months after his passing, this, does put a smile on my face,
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11Kachingga, ka chungus,
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13Earth, revolves around the sun once, humans,
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15Two women caught stealing $1,900 worth of electronics from a target on same day the store was packed with police for a shop with a cop event, outstanding move,
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17Why is it, when something big happens, it is always you three,
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19Man gets plastic surgery and name change to date his ex-girlfriend after she obtains restraining order, I pulled a little sneaky on ya,
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21When your momma say you gotta go back to school after your doctor’s appointment,
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23Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, mods,
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25Me, tells a joke to my parents, parents, take it seriously and gives me a life lesson, me,
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27The same gam every year, soccer fans, EA,
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29Middle schoolers when they learn a cuss word in another language, mr worldwide,
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31Me, watching movie on a flight that I forgot had a sex scene, guy next me,
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33Dentist, show me your upper teeth, dentist, now your lower teeth,
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35When you ask your crush for bobs but she sends you nudes instead of bob the builder episodes,
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37When the guy with the nut allergy starts talking shit,
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39An artist has made glass shells for hermit crabs so he can watch what they are doing, pervert,
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41A British accent is just talking in cursive,
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43When you’re about to pay at grocery store but your mom tells you to run and grab something she forgot,
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45Essential oils, anti-vax moms, measles, measles,
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47These are three separate movies,
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491st grade nibbles when the teacher asks the class to look for her missing pencil,
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51Wraps dog’s gifts in front of her, my dog on christmas,
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53Hey Peter make me admin for a sex, Peter added you as a group admin, you removed Peter as a group admin, roman emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown, 44 BC,
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58Last night, I hung out with some friends and cheated on you, don’t worry, I did something worse, what, I wrote the number 8 with two separate circles,
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60Phineas and ferb’s inventions, Elon musk,
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62Searches for grinch porn have increased by 10,000 percent, like it or hate it, that’s history right there,
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64Brain activity when fapping, brain activity when you fapping and hear footsteps,
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66Cops, um whatcha got there, several thousand malicious crimes, the mafia, a smoothie,
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68Are you going to sleep, yes I am now shut up, Stephen hillenburg died and he is the only one who knows the secret formula,
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70Ice skating is just walking in cursive,
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72People who comment who’s watching in 2018, literally everyone else,
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74Florida, is normal for one day, everyone, this is beyond science,
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76Wow, just found out that walmart is giving away free samsung tv’s if you walk in with a gun and mask,
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78When all the lazy students get put in the same presentation group, the,
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80Speak, twitter screenshots aren’t memes, good girl.
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82Earth, exists, water,
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84Well thought out, good memes,
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86Bitch lasagna,
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88God, creates humans, humans, create MIB 4 without will smith, god, what are you doing,
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90Friends, bruh you can’t just mix whatever memes you want together, me, jay music stops,
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92Girl, do your sexy face, me, haha stoppp, girl, pleasseee, me, ugh fine,
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94Most people rejected his message, chungus is a shit meme, shut up, they hated jesus because he told them lies,
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98Hey kid wanna drink weed with us, not thanks I’m already gay,
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103Dad that goes to the gym twice a year starter pack,
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105Mom can you give me free time to study for finals, to study for finals, yeeess, actually fucks around like a boss, fail time,
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107Mendengarkan Dengan Khusyuk Segala Omong Kosongmu, can’t translate this but I know he’s listening to lil pump,
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109This post may contain sensitive content, I would like to see it,
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111When you sit down on the toilet and the seat slide to one side,
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113Hotel maid makes bed, youtuber, crazy fan broke into my hotel, storytime,
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115Lol dude on facebook said he been waiting four hours for the P to fall so he could sue walmart,
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117Honey, tell me what’s wrong, we’re closer to 2046 than we are 1990, oh fucl,
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119If you chug a bottle of vodka on December 31st at 11:57:32, you’ll probably be vomiting horrendously when the clock strikes midnight, start off your new year at rock bottom so you can only go up,
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121Pac, soccer players, aaarg,
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123He knows he’s not allowed on the couch so he pulls this stunt,
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125Welp, i’m a dad now, congratulations, here’s a tip for the future, everytime your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace,
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127How to untangle christmas lights,
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129This one goes out to all the kids with birthdays within a week of christmas,
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131When a girl with drawn on eyebrows starts acting up,
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133Entire family complaining about slow internet, me, with a 40GB game download,
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135Your cute, friend of the year,
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137No suicidal shit, but sometimes I be wanting to tell my mama to shut the fuck up,
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139Me, the study guide, the actual test, me,
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141Trendy hair styles for me,
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143What y’all think, what’s the baddest mike ever, mike Tyson tried to offer a zoo attendant $10,000 to let him fight a gorilla, come on man,
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145Me when it’s winter and the sunset happens around 4pm, just like it does every single year,
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147Communism, exists, 1950’s america, fuck that redd thing, I’m having none of that shit,
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149When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product,
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151The worst thing about cigarettes is smell in your fingers, I don’t know, I think lung cancer might be worse,
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153When your mad at bae, baby, fellow associate,
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155Truth or dare with my little sister, alabama 100,
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157Lord forgive me, but I’m back on my, shit,
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159When you’re stuck in space, haven’t nutted in days and the robot chick you’re stranded with is starting to look extra thick,
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161Them, the perfect crossover character doesn’t exist, me, an intellectual, big chuniggus,
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163Giant alligator snapping turtle, nibba that’s bowser,
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165Me enjoying my weekend, Me enjoying my weekend, Mondays, Me enjoying my weekend, Mondays,
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167Me now, what even is this meme, me a few months ago, wheeeze,
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169Girls be like, I want that sans chungus,
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171You must be 18 plus to enter this site, 13 year old me,
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173We will grow to hate big chungus just like Ugandan knuckles,
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175When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table, you, your brother, the guest, big chungus,
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177When you find out that Stefan Karl won Iceland’s man of the year, not today, old friend,
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179This burger has no cheese, one like, equals one cheese,
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181Imagine being jumped by Idubbzz and he says, what we do here is go back, what we do here is go back, end this nibbas career,
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183The titanic sank with a real copy of big chungus for PS4 on board, me,
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185The last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot chungus,
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187Minecraft enchantment table, holy bible,
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189Memes in 2008, if I download a movie in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean, memes in 2018, chung,
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191Can y’all tweet Garfield to tell him unblock me, I can’t even remember why I was blocked, Garfield I will fucking rape you,
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195What the fuck is chunga,
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199These dogs are the villains in a movie where a golden retriever wins a snowboarding tournament,
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201Me, bye dad, I’m going to see some friends, forgets something and goes back inside, dad, that was quick,
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203New Aquaman 2018 movie looks good,
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205Growing tomatoes is awesome if you like wasting two fucking months to save $1.33,
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20710, 9, 10,
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209Big chungus three, had to do it to em edition,
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211If you ask subway will make it,
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213Capitalize the G in God, Capitalize the G in God, Capitalize the G in God, Capitalize the G in God, Capitalize the G in God, Capitalize the G in God, Capitalize the G in God, Capitalize the G in God, Capitalize the G in God, Capitalize the G in God, Capitalize the G in God, big chungus,
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215Retweet if you remember using these as a kid, I really thought I deserved a degree in mechanical engineering after plugging these in,
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217The government has only been shut down for two hours and already there’s one of those halloween stores in there,
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219So my brother’s pissed up and lost on his way home, mom asked him if he’s around something he recognizes, he replies the moon,
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22150% of world’s pineapple now contain cocaine, ok now it belongs on pizza,
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223Largest possible and permanent mood, Tennessee man says let’s rock, before being executed by electric chair,
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225Someone tell me what this emoji is, my customer service face when it’s busy and I’m trying not to go mad,
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227Marvel, infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history, me,
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229Me finding the perfect playlist for my four minute drive to the grocery store,
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231Get fired from your job in five to ten years, going twitter, today, say anything you want, wait 5-10 years, surprise you’re fired,
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233When your homie goes up by 10 on 2k and you decide to get serious,
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235Hard to swallow pills,
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238I’d rather burn off every single one of my tastebuds than wait for my food to cool down before I take a bite,
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240Thank god I’m over 6ft cause the way y’all be treating nibbas under 6ft is just cruel,
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242Bowling balls are technically gloves, I will not be reading any replies to this tweet,
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244WYA, means reply in 10 seconds or miss out,
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246I’ll get gas in the morning on my way to work is just self sabotage,
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248How can lawyers argue without crying,
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250Chungus, creed,