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8How you doin' tonight,
9officer?
10
113
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13I'm gonna need you
14to get outta the car.
15
164
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18Come on.
19Let's get out.
20
215
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23- Move!
24- Go! Go!
25
266
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28Move! It's clear.
29
307
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32- Move, move, move.
33- Clear!
34
358
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37- Let's go, let's go!
38- Move! Move! Move! Move!
39
409
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42A plane just struck
43the Pentagon.
44
4510
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47Let's make sure
48those phone lines are working.
49
5011
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52Phones are go, sir.
53
5412
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56The SVTC.
57Let's contact the FAA,
58
5913
6000:02:36,721 --> 00:02:37,987
61find out how many planes are
62in the air.
63
6414
6500:02:37,989 --> 00:02:39,155
66<i>Yes, sir.</i>
67
6815
6900:02:39,157 --> 00:02:40,891
70<i>Let's get
71these televisions working.</i>
72
7316
7400:02:40,893 --> 00:02:42,725
75May I get the president
76on the line, please?
77
7817
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80We got planes in the air
81and nowhere for them to land.
82
8318
8400:02:44,662 --> 00:02:46,262
85I still have
86one plane unaccounted for
87
8819
8900:02:46,264 --> 00:02:47,529
90flying over Pennsylvania.
91
9220
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94I need permission
95for them to land
96
9721
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99at a Canadian airport.
100
10122
10200:02:50,602 --> 00:02:52,635
103<i>...very large
104plane. It was going fast.</i>
105
10623
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108Flying over
109Pennsylvania on course.
110
11124
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113And three other planes
114are unaccounted for.
115
11625
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118I'm seeing five planes
119unaccounted for.
120
12126
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123No! Scratch that.
124I'm seeing four!
125
12627
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128I have NORAD
129on the line.
130
13128
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133That is correct.
134He is. That is correct.
135
13629
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138Mr. Vice President,
139POTUS on line one, sir.
140
14130
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143Mr. President.
144
14531
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147The situation
148is, uh, extremely fluid.
149
15032
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152I strongly recommend
153you stay in the air.
154
15533
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157I have, uh, sequestered
158congressional leadership.
159
16034
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162Okay, then.
163
16435
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166Sir, Donald Rumsfeld is
167
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170at the Pentagon on line three.
171
17237
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174- That?
175- Mm-hmm. Yes, sir.
176
17738
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179<i>Dick, are there
180still passenger planes in the air?</i>
181
18239
18300:03:37,583 --> 00:03:38,782
184<i>I need rules of engagement.</i>
185
18640
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188Let's get the President
189back on line, sir.
190
19141
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193You have authorization
194to shoot down
195
19642
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198any aircraft deemed a threat.
199
20043
20100:03:48,327 --> 00:03:49,825
202<i>Presidential authority?</i>
203
20444
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206That is correct.
207All orders are UNODIR.
208
20945
21000:03:52,364 --> 00:03:54,463
211"UNODIR," sir?
212
21346
21400:03:54,465 --> 00:03:56,668
215Unless otherwise directed.
216
21747
21800:03:59,804 --> 00:04:02,672
219<i>By all accounts
220of what people saw</i>
221
22248
22300:04:02,674 --> 00:04:06,142
224<i>in that room
225on that terrible day,</i>
226
22749
22800:04:06,144 --> 00:04:07,814
229<i>there was confusion...</i>
230
23150
23200:04:09,214 --> 00:04:10,214
233<i>fear...</i>
234
23551
23600:04:11,549 --> 00:04:12,885
237<i>uncertainty.</i>
238
23952
24000:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,520
241<i>But Dick Cheney saw
242something else</i>
243
24453
24500:04:17,522 --> 00:04:18,857
246<i>that no one else did.</i>
247
24854
24900:04:21,726 --> 00:04:23,562
250<i>He saw an opportunity.</i>
251
25255
25300:04:27,765 --> 00:04:31,801
254<i>As the world becomes
255more and more confusing,</i>
256
25756
25800:04:31,803 --> 00:04:33,904
259<i>we tend to focus on the things</i>
260
26157
26200:04:33,906 --> 00:04:36,608
263<i>that are right there
264in front of us...</i>
265
26658
26700:04:38,377 --> 00:04:40,911
268<i>while ignoring
269the massive forces</i>
270
27159
27200:04:40,913 --> 00:04:44,750
273<i>that actually change
274and shape our lives.</i>
275
27660
27700:04:45,851 --> 00:04:49,618
278<i>And with people working
279longer and longer hours,</i>
280
28161
28200:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,887
283<i>for less and less,</i>
284
28562
28600:04:51,889 --> 00:04:53,589
287<i>when we do have free time,</i>
288
28963
29000:04:53,591 --> 00:04:55,758
291<i>the last thing we want is</i>
292
29364
29400:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,361
295<i>complicated analysis
296of our government,</i>
297
29865
29900:04:58,363 --> 00:04:59,695
300<i>lobbying,</i>
301
30266
30300:04:59,697 --> 00:05:02,198
304<i>international
305trade agreements,</i>
306
30767
30800:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,366
309<i>and tax bills.</i>
310
31168
31200:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,606
313<i>So it's no surprise</i>
314
31569
31600:05:09,608 --> 00:05:11,976
317<i>that when a monotone,</i>
318
31970
32000:05:11,978 --> 00:05:16,111
321<i>bureaucratic vice president
322came to power,</i>
323
32471
32500:05:16,113 --> 00:05:17,613
326<i>we hardly noticed...</i>
327
32872
32900:05:20,151 --> 00:05:22,419
330<i>...as he achieved
331a position of authority</i>
332
33373
33400:05:22,421 --> 00:05:23,786
335<i>that very few leaders</i>
336
33774
33800:05:23,788 --> 00:05:26,993
339<i>in the history of America
340ever have...</i>
341
34275
34300:05:28,926 --> 00:05:30,827
344- Vice President, for your...
345- These tax cuts are...
346
34776
34800:05:30,829 --> 00:05:32,661
349- ...get this started?
350- That's for your fucking...
351
35277
35300:05:32,663 --> 00:05:34,897
354I'm fucking dying!
355
35678
35700:05:34,899 --> 00:05:38,000
358<i>Forever changing
359the course of history</i>
360
36179
36200:05:38,002 --> 00:05:41,106
363<i>for millions
364and millions of lives.</i>
365
36680
36700:05:42,974 --> 00:05:46,209
368<i>And he did it like a ghost,</i>
369
37081
37100:05:46,211 --> 00:05:50,313
372<i>with most people
373having no idea who he is</i>
374
37582
37600:05:50,315 --> 00:05:51,950
377<i>or where he came from.</i>
378
37983
38000:06:11,002 --> 00:06:16,142
381<i>How does a man
382go on to become who he is?</i>
383
38484
38500:06:17,808 --> 00:06:22,512
386<i>Well, it starts in 1963...</i>
387
38885
38900:06:22,514 --> 00:06:23,979
390<i>when Dick's best girl, Lynne,</i>
391
39286
39300:06:23,981 --> 00:06:27,118
394<i>was getting straight A's
395at Colorado College.</i>
396
39787
39800:06:31,990 --> 00:06:35,661
399<i>Lynne had helped Dick get
400a scholarship at Yale...</i>
401
40288
40300:06:37,829 --> 00:06:42,532
404<i>where he did way more
405drinking than class attending.</i>
406
40789
40800:06:44,536 --> 00:06:47,206
409<i>Pretty soon,
410Dick got the boot.</i>
411
41290
41300:06:58,416 --> 00:07:00,017
414<i>Back then,
415they would've called</i>
416
41791
41800:07:00,019 --> 00:07:02,721
419<i>a guy like him
420a ne'er-do-well.</i>
421
42292
42300:07:04,688 --> 00:07:06,755
424<i>In today's parlance,</i>
425
42693
42700:07:06,757 --> 00:07:08,960
428<i>they would just call him
429a dirtbag.</i>
430
43194
43200:07:12,264 --> 00:07:13,733
433Man down!
434
43595
43600:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,038
437Ooh!
438
43996
44000:07:24,041 --> 00:07:26,176
441His leg looks like
442an Elvis dance move.
443
44497
44500:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,479
446Somebody give that poor son
447of a bitch a shot of whiskey.
448
44998
45000:07:30,481 --> 00:07:32,183
451All right, back to work.
452
45399
45400:07:32,950 --> 00:07:35,387
455I said, back to work.
456
457100
45800:07:38,322 --> 00:07:41,390
459Take him into town,
460put five dollars in his pocket.
461
462101
46300:07:41,392 --> 00:07:42,859
464Find another man for tomorrow.
465
466102
46700:07:42,861 --> 00:07:45,527
468Somebody help.
469
470103
47100:07:45,529 --> 00:07:47,731
472You got a problem, Cheney?
473
474104
47500:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,101
476No, sir.
477
478105
47900:08:02,481 --> 00:08:03,813
480Huh?
481
482106
48300:08:03,815 --> 00:08:05,451
484Are we becoming friends?
485
486107
48700:08:06,584 --> 00:08:08,551
488Will you stop touching me?
489
490108
49100:08:08,553 --> 00:08:09,820
492What?
493
494109
49500:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,388
496What are you gonna do
497about it, Mr. Yale?
498
499110
50000:08:12,390 --> 00:08:14,258
501Huh? Whoo!
502
503111
50400:08:15,159 --> 00:08:18,428
505The fuck you gonna do
506about it, Mr. Yale? Come on!
507
508112
50900:08:18,430 --> 00:08:20,099
510There you go.
511
512113
51300:08:51,829 --> 00:08:53,065
514Two times.
515
516114
51700:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,798
518Two times!
519
520115
52100:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,634
522I have to drag you
523out of that jail
524
525116
52600:08:57,636 --> 00:09:00,971
527like a filthy hobo.
528
529117
53000:09:00,973 --> 00:09:02,337
531I'm sorry, Lynne.
532
533118
53400:09:02,339 --> 00:09:03,441
535What?
536
537119
53800:09:05,076 --> 00:09:07,644
539- What did you just say?
540- I'm sorry, Lynnie.
541
542120
54300:09:07,646 --> 00:09:09,515
544You're sorry?
545Don't call me "Lynnie."
546
547121
54800:09:12,483 --> 00:09:13,886
549You're sorry.
550
551122
55200:09:16,021 --> 00:09:18,654
553One time is "I'm sorry."
554
555123
55600:09:18,656 --> 00:09:22,393
557Two times makes me think that
558I've picked the wrong man.
559
560124
56100:09:23,628 --> 00:09:25,761
562You already got your ass
563thrown out of Yale
564
565125
56600:09:25,763 --> 00:09:28,731
567for drinking and fighting.
568
569126
57000:09:28,733 --> 00:09:29,933
571And now you're just going
572to be a lush
573
574127
57500:09:29,935 --> 00:09:31,500
576that hangs power lines
577for the state?
578
579128
58000:09:31,502 --> 00:09:32,901
581Are you gonna live
582in a trailer?
583
584129
58500:09:32,903 --> 00:09:34,170
586We're gonna have ten kids?
587Is that the plan?
588
589130
59000:09:34,172 --> 00:09:35,371
591Can we discuss
592this later, please?
593
594131
59500:09:35,373 --> 00:09:36,840
596No, we're gonna
597discuss this right now
598
599132
60000:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,707
601while you smell like vomit
602
603133
60400:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,078
605and cheap booze.
606
607134
60800:09:40,911 --> 00:09:42,879
609- Does Dick want some coffee?
610- What?
611
612135
61300:09:42,881 --> 00:09:44,414
614Mom, get out!
615
616136
61700:09:44,416 --> 00:09:46,582
618Get out.
619"Does Dick want some coffee?"
620
621137
62200:09:46,584 --> 00:09:48,554
623Jesus Christ!
624
625138
62600:09:49,853 --> 00:09:51,456
627Okay. Here's my plan.
628
629139
63000:09:52,891 --> 00:09:54,126
631All right?
632
633140
63400:09:55,127 --> 00:09:59,861
635Either you stand up straight...
636
637141
63800:09:59,863 --> 00:10:02,765
639and you get
640your back straight...
641
642142
64300:10:02,767 --> 00:10:05,769
644and you have the courage
645to become someone,
646
647143
64800:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,303
649or I'm gone.
650
651144
65200:10:07,305 --> 00:10:08,505
653I know a dozen guys
654
655145
65600:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,476
657and a few professors at school
658who would date me.
659
660146
66100:10:11,443 --> 00:10:12,675
662I love you, Lynne.
663
664147
66500:10:12,677 --> 00:10:13,978
666Then prove it!
667
668148
66900:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,815
670Prove it!
671
672149
67300:10:19,550 --> 00:10:20,853
674I can't...
675
676150
67700:10:22,153 --> 00:10:24,220
678go to a big
679Ivy League school,
680
681151
68200:10:24,222 --> 00:10:27,090
683and I can't run a company
684or be mayor.
685
686152
68700:10:27,092 --> 00:10:29,625
688That's just the way
689the world is for a girl.
690
691153
69200:10:29,627 --> 00:10:30,628
693I need you.
694
695154
69600:10:31,530 --> 00:10:37,203
697And right now you are
698a big, fat, piss-soaked zero.
699
700155
70100:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,975
702I've, I've seen my mom
703waitin' up all night
704
705156
70600:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,208
707for my father to get home.
708
709157
71000:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,978
711And I've seen my father
712drunk in this house
713
714158
71500:10:48,980 --> 00:10:51,047
716and raising his voice
717and way worse,
718
719159
72000:10:51,049 --> 00:10:54,384
721and I am not dancing
722that dance anymore. I'm not.
723
724160
72500:10:54,386 --> 00:10:56,088
726You know why I fuck her?
727
728161
72900:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,163
730I'm not.
731
732162
73300:11:05,430 --> 00:11:06,665
734So can you change?
735
736163
73700:11:07,632 --> 00:11:11,070
738Can you change, or am I
739wasting my goddamn time?
740
741164
74200:11:18,276 --> 00:11:20,579
743<i>I won't ever
744disappoint you again, Lynne.</i>
745
746165
74700:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,504
748You were chosen
749because of your hard work,
750
751166
75200:12:54,506 --> 00:12:56,675
753your diligence,
754and dedication.
755
756167
75700:12:57,443 --> 00:13:02,044
758Stated simply, you are
759America's best and brightest.
760
761168
76200:13:06,517 --> 00:13:10,488
763So let's go forward and learn
764and be of service.
765
766169
76700:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,255
768God bless you all
769
770170
77100:13:13,257 --> 00:13:17,660
772and God bless
773this great nation.
774
775171
77600:13:17,662 --> 00:13:22,097
777And now, I'd like to introduce
778some... a young man from Illinois
779
780172
78100:13:22,099 --> 00:13:23,899
782who has done quite well
783for himself
784
785173
78600:13:23,901 --> 00:13:25,235
787here in the Capitol.
788
789174
79000:13:25,237 --> 00:13:29,038
791Representative Donald Rumsfeld.
792
793175
79400:13:36,480 --> 00:13:42,485
795Did Bob tell you that this
796internship is a great honor?
797
798176
79900:13:42,487 --> 00:13:43,689
800Huh?
801
802177
80300:13:45,123 --> 00:13:46,521
804Did he?
805
806178
80700:13:46,523 --> 00:13:47,658
808Huh? Yeah?
809
810179
81100:13:48,792 --> 00:13:51,363
812Well, it's not.
813
814180
81500:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,930
816It's what we called
817in the Navy a "shit detail."
818
819181
82000:13:56,434 --> 00:13:58,168
821<i>Donald Rumsfeld,</i>
822
823182
82400:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,770
825<i>or "Rummy,"
826as they called him,</i>
827
828183
82900:14:00,772 --> 00:14:04,340
830<i>was the former captain of
831the Princeton wrestling team</i>
832
833184
83400:14:04,342 --> 00:14:07,312
835<i>and an elite navy jet pilot.</i>
836
837185
83800:14:08,079 --> 00:14:11,114
839<i>Most congressmen
840use their power like an axe.</i>
841
842186
84300:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,582
844Best and brightest.
845
846187
84700:14:12,584 --> 00:14:15,851
848<i>Rumsfeld,
849on the other hand, used his...</i>
850
851188
85200:14:15,853 --> 00:14:16,887
853Where?
854
855189
85600:14:17,689 --> 00:14:20,590
857<i>...like a master
858of the butterfly knife.</i>
859
860190
86100:14:20,592 --> 00:14:23,326
862<i>And, like any master,
863if you got in his way,</i>
864
865191
86600:14:23,328 --> 00:14:25,061
867<i>he would cut you.</i>
868
869192
87000:14:26,397 --> 00:14:28,930
871This can be
872a great opportunity.
873
874193
87500:14:28,932 --> 00:14:31,067
876An opportunity to work
877
878194
87900:14:31,069 --> 00:14:34,136
880in the hallways
881of decision-making
882
883195
88400:14:34,138 --> 00:14:37,274
885in the most powerful country
886in the goddamn world.
887
888196
88900:14:38,075 --> 00:14:39,476
890And if that doesn't give you
891a hard-on,
892
893197
89400:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,177
895I don't know what will.
896
897198
89800:14:41,179 --> 00:14:44,914
899Sorry to the few ladies
900in the room.
901
902199
90300:14:44,916 --> 00:14:48,016
904This program didn't used
905to have girls, and now it does.
906
907200
90800:14:48,018 --> 00:14:50,086
909Anyway, I'm Don.
910
911201
91200:14:50,088 --> 00:14:51,423
913Whatever you do...
914
915202
91600:14:52,824 --> 00:14:55,558
917don't work for Bob over here.
918
919203
92000:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,394
921He is the most boring
922son of a bitch in D.C.
923
924204
92500:14:58,396 --> 00:14:59,698
926Isn't that right, Bob?
927
928205
92900:15:00,831 --> 00:15:02,164
930All right, that's it.
931
932206
93300:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,366
934Go get a congressman
935a cup of coffee.
936
937207
93800:15:04,368 --> 00:15:07,035
939And if his wife calls,
940he's always in a meeting.
941
942208
94300:15:07,037 --> 00:15:09,539
944All right, that's it. Scat.
945
946209
94700:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,111
948Hey, I'm Alan.
949
950210
95100:15:15,113 --> 00:15:16,313
952You're the other guy
953from the University
954
955211
95600:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,047
957- of Wisconsin, right?
958- Right.
959
960212
96100:15:18,049 --> 00:15:20,348
962Uh, so one of us
963is supposed to start
964
965213
96600:15:20,350 --> 00:15:22,250
967with a Democrat
968and the other a Republican.
969
970214
97100:15:22,252 --> 00:15:24,486
972Do you care
973if I go with the Dem?
974
975215
97600:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,291
977'Cause I did a lot of work
978with the DNC on campus, so...
979
980216
98100:15:28,059 --> 00:15:32,028
982Um, what party is,
983uh, the guy we just heard?
984
985217
98600:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,463
987Well, there are three penises
988walking down the street.
989
990218
99100:15:34,465 --> 00:15:36,031
992Yeah, you,
993and who are the other two?
994
995219
99600:15:36,033 --> 00:15:39,203
997Rumsfeld is a Republican.
998
999220
100000:15:41,272 --> 00:15:43,275
1001Perfect. 'Cause, uh...
1002
1003221
100400:15:45,075 --> 00:15:46,277
1005that's what I am.
1006
1007222
100800:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,193
1009Don't lurk.
1010Come in, damn it.
1011
1012223
101300:16:03,461 --> 00:16:07,896
1014Um, Dick Cheney,
1015reporting for work.
1016
1017224
101800:16:07,898 --> 00:16:09,298
1019You're congressional relations
1020
1021225
102200:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,333
1023for my Office
1024of Economic Opportunity,
1025
1026226
102700:16:11,335 --> 00:16:13,302
1028and you will assist me
1029in my job
1030
1031227
103200:16:13,304 --> 00:16:14,773
1033as counselor to the president.
1034
1035228
103600:16:16,807 --> 00:16:17,808
1037Right.
1038
1039229
104000:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,443
1041Jesus Christ,
1042you want me
1043
1044230
104500:16:20,445 --> 00:16:21,943
1046to pin your mittens
1047to your sleeves
1048
1049231
105000:16:21,945 --> 00:16:22,978
1051so you don't fuckin' lose 'em?
1052
1053232
105400:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,114
1055- Go.
1056- Yes, sir.
1057
1058233
105900:16:24,882 --> 00:16:28,217
1060Oh, and Cheney, your two DUIs
1061came up on your transcript.
1062
1063234
106400:16:28,219 --> 00:16:29,851
1065Don't worry.
1066I vouched for you.
1067
1068235
106900:16:29,853 --> 00:16:31,187
1070Thank you, sir.
1071
1072236
107300:16:31,189 --> 00:16:32,654
1074No, thanks are when
1075your neighbor Dottie
1076
1077237
107800:16:32,656 --> 00:16:34,660
1079pulls your pud
1080for the first time.
1081
1082238
108300:16:36,127 --> 00:16:37,660
1084You owe me.
1085
1086239
108700:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,297
1088- Yes, sir.
1089- Go!
1090
1091240
109200:16:42,099 --> 00:16:44,867
1093The first thing
1094our department did
1095
1096241
109700:16:44,869 --> 00:16:47,870
1098was to conduct
1099a sweeping audit
1100
1101242
110200:16:47,872 --> 00:16:52,007
1103at the population distribution
1104across the nation.
1105
1106243
110700:16:52,009 --> 00:16:53,643
1108You will see that
1109
1110244
111100:16:53,645 --> 00:16:56,111
1112the Office of Economic
1113Opportunity benefits...
1114
1115245
111600:16:56,113 --> 00:16:58,247
1117You're Rumsfeld's
1118lackey, right?
1119
1120246
112100:16:58,249 --> 00:16:59,715
1122Make sure he sees this.
1123
1124247
112500:16:59,717 --> 00:17:01,617
1126We gotta get that
1127on Nixon's desk, huh?
1128
1129248
113000:17:01,619 --> 00:17:04,754
1131<i>Roger Ailes,
1132founder of Fox News.</i>
1133
1134249
113500:17:04,756 --> 00:17:07,524
1136<i>He first pitched the idea
1137as Conservative News</i>
1138
1139250
114000:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,192
1141<i>when he worked for Nixon
1142as a media consultant.</i>
1143
1144251
114500:17:10,194 --> 00:17:12,026
1146Hey, Don.
1147
1148252
114900:17:12,028 --> 00:17:14,697
1150Roger wants Nixon to start
1151a Republican news TV network.
1152
1153253
115400:17:14,699 --> 00:17:18,400
1155Forget it. Roger knows TV,
1156but he doesn't know politics.
1157
1158254
115900:17:18,402 --> 00:17:20,836
1160So I would do this
1161flaming baton trick
1162
1163255
116400:17:20,838 --> 00:17:24,239
1165And Dick would wait backstage
1166with a bucket of water.
1167
1168256
116900:17:24,241 --> 00:17:25,507
1170So I'm at the state finals,
1171
1172257
117300:17:25,509 --> 00:17:27,776
1174and I throw up the baton,
1175and...
1176
1177258
117800:17:27,778 --> 00:17:29,044
1179it doesn't come down.
1180
1181259
118200:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,649
1183Cheney! Oh.
1184Where did you find her?
1185
1186260
118700:17:33,651 --> 00:17:35,485
1188It is doing nothing but damage
1189
1190261
119100:17:35,487 --> 00:17:38,286
1192to our private
1193health care institutions.
1194
1195262
119600:17:38,288 --> 00:17:40,488
1197But I still got second place.
1198
1199263
120000:17:40,490 --> 00:17:42,425
1201White families.
1202Males.
1203
1204264
120500:17:42,427 --> 00:17:44,427
1206Women. Hispanics.
1207Minorities...
1208
1209265
121000:17:44,429 --> 00:17:45,964
1211You're quiet. I like that.
1212
1213266
121400:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,797
1215You don't go blabbing about
1216what cards you have.
1217
1218267
121900:17:49,799 --> 00:17:52,636
1220I missed my flush draw
1221about a month ago,
1222
1223268
122400:17:53,438 --> 00:17:56,305
1225but everybody still seems
1226to think I have pocket kings
1227
1228269
122900:17:56,307 --> 00:17:57,739
1230except maybe fucking Haldeman.
1231
1232270
123300:17:57,741 --> 00:18:00,377
1234Oh, I mostly play Hearts,
1235so I'm not...
1236
1237271
123800:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,044
1239No, no, no.
1240
1241272
124200:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,946
1243<i>For a man
1244like Donald Rumsfeld,</i>
1245
1246273
124700:18:03,948 --> 00:18:08,016
1248<i>he only wanted three things
1249from his lackey.</i>
1250
1251274
125200:18:08,018 --> 00:18:10,421
1253<i>He had to keep his mouth shut.</i>
1254
1255275
125600:18:11,421 --> 00:18:12,958
1257<i>Do what he was told.</i>
1258
1259276
126000:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,060
1261<i>And always, always be loyal.</i>
1262
1263277
126400:18:18,062 --> 00:18:19,829
1265What it means is
1266Nixon likes me,
1267
1268278
126900:18:19,831 --> 00:18:20,763
1270but his circle hates me.
1271
1272279
127300:18:20,765 --> 00:18:22,130
1274No, I'm sure
1275that's not true.
1276
1277280
127800:18:22,132 --> 00:18:23,932
1279So, what's it gonna be?
1280
1281281
128200:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,802
1283Is it a "yes" or a "no"?
1284
1285282
128600:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,503
1287It's a "yes."
1288
1289283
129000:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,339
1291You don't even know
1292what the question is, do you?
1293
1294284
129500:18:29,341 --> 00:18:32,809
1296- I'm assuming it's to...
1297- No, no, no. It's okay.
1298
1299285
130000:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,677
1301That's exactly the kinda "yes"
1302I was looking for.
1303
1304286
130500:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,679
1306<i>Cheney had always
1307been a so-so student</i>
1308
1309287
131000:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,482
1311<i>and a mediocre athlete.</i>
1312
1313288
131400:18:39,484 --> 00:18:44,152
1315<i>But now, finally, he had found
1316his life's calling.</i>
1317
1318289
131900:18:44,154 --> 00:18:49,592
1320<i>He would be a dedicated
1321and humble servant to power.</i>
1322
1323290
132400:18:49,594 --> 00:18:50,828
1325Here's your new office.
1326
1327291
132800:18:51,595 --> 00:18:52,961
1329No windows,
1330but all you'd see
1331
1332292
133300:18:52,963 --> 00:18:55,433
1334are a bunch of hippies
1335flipping off Nixon.
1336
1337293
133800:18:56,901 --> 00:18:58,070
1339All right, then.
1340
1341294
134200:19:02,473 --> 00:19:03,906
1343<i>Now, at this point,</i>
1344
1345295
134600:19:03,908 --> 00:19:07,713
1347<i>you're probably wondering
1348who exactly I am.</i>
1349
1350296
135100:19:08,779 --> 00:19:10,845
1352<i>Well, let me introduce myself.</i>
1353
1354297
135500:19:10,847 --> 00:19:12,348
1356My name is Kurt.
1357
1358298
135900:19:12,350 --> 00:19:15,417
1360<i>My favorite football team
1361is the Steelers,</i>
1362
1363299
136400:19:15,419 --> 00:19:18,955
1365<i>and me and my son,
1366we love SpongeBob.</i>
1367
1368300
136900:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,688
1370<i>And if you're wondering
1371how I know</i>
1372
1373301
137400:19:20,690 --> 00:19:23,360
1375<i>so much about Dick Cheney,</i>
1376
1377302
137800:19:23,362 --> 00:19:27,196
1379<i>well, let's just say
1380we're kind of related.</i>
1381
1382303
138300:19:27,198 --> 00:19:28,834
1384<i>We'll get to that later.</i>
1385
1386304
138700:19:32,536 --> 00:19:33,701
1388<i>The Rifleman!</i>
1389
1390305
139100:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,244
1392- Hello?
1393- Lynnie,
1394
1395306
139600:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,047
1397guess where
1398I'm calling from.
1399
1400307
140100:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,085
1402I am so proud of you
1403right now, Dick Cheney.
1404
1405308
140600:19:48,886 --> 00:19:51,989
1407<i>I knew I picked the right man.
1408I knew it even when I didn't.</i>
1409
1410309
141100:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,861
1412We did it.
1413
1414310
141500:19:56,661 --> 00:19:59,094
1416Have you seen Nixon? Hmm?
1417
1418311
141900:19:59,096 --> 00:20:01,397
1420Hmm? Hmm?
1421
1422312
142300:20:01,399 --> 00:20:03,832
1424I did. I met him.
1425I shook his hand.
1426
1427313
142800:20:03,834 --> 00:20:07,003
1429Oh, my gosh.
1430And he called you
1431
1432314
143300:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,037
1434- He gave me that, uh...
1435- <i>By name, like he actually...</i>
1436
1437315
143800:20:09,039 --> 00:20:10,841
1439...that impish smile of his.
1440
1441316
144200:20:11,609 --> 00:20:13,508
1443<i>I gotta pinch myself.</i>
1444
1445317
144600:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,879
1447Pardon my French.
1448
1449318
145000:20:16,881 --> 00:20:20,949
1451It is the best fucking feeling
1452in the world.
1453
1454319
145500:20:20,951 --> 00:20:24,353
1456I can only imagine.
1457I am so proud of you.
1458
1459320
146000:20:24,355 --> 00:20:26,354
1461- I love you.
1462- <i>We are proud of you.</i>
1463
1464321
146500:20:26,356 --> 00:20:28,424
1466Your girls are proud of you.
1467Are you proud of your daddy?
1468
1469322
147000:20:28,426 --> 00:20:29,925
1471Yes.
1472
1473323
147400:20:29,927 --> 00:20:31,960
1475<i>Can you say you're proud
1476of your daddy?</i>
1477
1478324
147900:20:31,962 --> 00:20:33,295
1480<i>My daddy.</i>
1481
1482325
148300:20:33,297 --> 00:20:34,530
1484<i>You're proud of your daddy.</i>
1485
1486326
148700:20:34,532 --> 00:20:36,299
1488<i>Oh, my goodness.</i>
1489
1490327
149100:20:54,552 --> 00:20:56,017
1492Dick Cheney's office.
1493
1494328
149500:20:56,019 --> 00:20:59,621
1496So, now that I'm not just
1497flipping cards,
1498
1499329
150000:20:59,623 --> 00:21:01,223
1501I have a few ideas.
1502
1503330
150400:21:01,225 --> 00:21:02,227
1505Stop.
1506
1507331
150800:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,228
1509See that door?
1510
1511332
151200:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,330
1513To Kissinger's office?
1514
1515333
151600:21:07,332 --> 00:21:08,332
1517That's right.
1518
1519334
152000:21:09,065 --> 00:21:11,167
1521I happen to know that Nixon
1522is in there right now.
1523
1524335
152500:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,735
1526Now, why would Nixon
1527
1528336
152900:21:12,737 --> 00:21:14,769
1530not be meeting Kissinger
1531in the Oval Office?
1532
1533337
153400:21:14,771 --> 00:21:15,938
1535He's having
1536a conversation
1537
1538338
153900:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,372
1540he doesn't want to go
1541on the record?
1542
1543339
154400:21:17,374 --> 00:21:18,807
1545Very good.
1546
1547340
154800:21:18,809 --> 00:21:20,578
1549What is the conversation?
1550
1551341
155200:21:21,546 --> 00:21:22,811
1553We're going to bomb Cambodia.
1554
1555342
155600:21:22,813 --> 00:21:24,580
1557Well, that's impossible.
1558
1559343
156000:21:24,582 --> 00:21:26,248
1561That needs approval
1562by Congress.
1563
1564344
156500:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,749
1566I'm over there every day.
1567
1568345
156900:21:27,751 --> 00:21:29,752
1570Oh, fuck Congress.
1571Unless you're in it.
1572
1573346
157400:21:29,754 --> 00:21:32,388
1575Then it's the greatest
1576deliberative body on earth.
1577
1578347
157900:21:32,390 --> 00:21:34,023
1580But we're not, so fuck it.
1581
1582348
158300:21:34,025 --> 00:21:35,925
1584But didn't the president
1585campaign on ending the...
1586
1587349
158800:21:35,927 --> 00:21:38,029
1589Listen to me, listen to me.
1590
1591350
159200:21:39,463 --> 00:21:40,862
1593Because of the discussion
1594
1595351
159600:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,899
1597that Nixon and Kissinger
1598are having right now
1599
1600352
160100:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,632
1602behind that door
1603
1604353
160500:21:44,634 --> 00:21:46,468
1606five feet away from us,
1607
1608354
160900:21:46,470 --> 00:21:49,205
1610in a couple of days,
161110,000 miles away,
1612
1613355
161400:21:49,207 --> 00:21:51,640
1615a rain of 750-pound bombs
1616
1617356
161800:21:51,642 --> 00:21:53,542
1619dropped from B-52s
1620
1621357
162200:21:53,544 --> 00:21:54,944
1623at 20,000 feet,
1624
1625358
162600:21:54,946 --> 00:21:58,183
1627will hit villages and towns
1628all across Cambodia.
1629
1630359
163100:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,884
1632<i>Thousands will die.</i>
1633
1634360
163500:22:01,885 --> 00:22:04,689
1636<i>And the world will change,
1637for better or worse.</i>
1638
1639361
164000:22:12,796 --> 00:22:14,663
1641That is the kind of power
1642that exists
1643
1644362
164500:22:14,665 --> 00:22:16,800
1646in this squat little
1647ugly building.
1648
1649363
165000:22:18,236 --> 00:22:21,272
1651Screw Kissinger.
1652He's overrated. Let's go.
1653
1654364
165500:22:26,776 --> 00:22:28,544
1656<i>So, what are we...</i>
1657
1658365
165900:22:28,546 --> 00:22:30,946
1660- Um, you know, I mean...
1661- Spit it out.
1662
1663366
166400:22:30,948 --> 00:22:33,082
1665- What are you trying to say?
1666- Are we against spending?
1667
1668367
166900:22:33,084 --> 00:22:34,084
1670What do we believe?
1671
1672368
167300:22:35,152 --> 00:22:36,621
1674What do we believe?
1675
1676369
167700:22:47,363 --> 00:22:49,098
1678"What do we believe?"
1679
1680370
168100:22:49,100 --> 00:22:52,234
1682Oh. That's very good.
1683
1684371
168500:22:52,236 --> 00:22:53,701
1686"What do we believe?"
1687
1688372
168900:23:01,112 --> 00:23:03,281
1690Oh, shit!
1691
1692373
169300:23:11,421 --> 00:23:12,720
1694Like that,
1695through there.
1696
1697374
169800:23:12,722 --> 00:23:14,489
1699- You wanna try?
1700- Yeah.
1701
1702375
170300:23:14,491 --> 00:23:16,292
1704You find out
1705what the fish want.
1706
1707376
170800:23:16,294 --> 00:23:18,460
1709In this case, it's a worm.
1710
1711377
171200:23:18,462 --> 00:23:21,464
1713And then, uh,
1714we use it to catch him.
1715
1716378
171700:23:21,466 --> 00:23:22,531
1718Look it. Look it.
1719
1720379
172100:23:22,533 --> 00:23:24,300
1722Dada. Dada, look.
1723
1724380
172500:23:24,302 --> 00:23:25,668
1726The family gets to eat.
1727
1728381
172900:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,339
1730Is it a good trick
1731we're playing, for the worms?
1732
1733382
173400:23:29,140 --> 00:23:31,376
1735It's not good or bad.
1736It's fishing.
1737
1738383
173900:23:32,442 --> 00:23:33,941
1740I don't want this one hurt.
1741
1742384
174300:23:33,943 --> 00:23:35,511
1744<i>Dick had taken a job</i>
1745
1746385
174700:23:35,513 --> 00:23:39,081
1748<i>as a political consultant
1749for a large financial firm,</i>
1750
1751386
175200:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,418
1753<i>where he was finally making
1754good money.</i>
1755
1756387
175700:23:42,186 --> 00:23:45,220
1758<i>He took the job
1759because Nixon's inner circle</i>
1760
1761388
176200:23:45,222 --> 00:23:48,122
1763<i>had had enough
1764of Donald Rumsfeld.</i>
1765
1766389
176700:23:48,124 --> 00:23:49,725
1768I'm out.
1769
1770390
177100:23:49,727 --> 00:23:51,459
1772They're sending me
1773to Brussels.
1774
1775391
177600:23:51,461 --> 00:23:52,928
1777What?
1778
1779392
178000:23:52,930 --> 00:23:57,367
1781Nixon is making me
1782permanent ambassador to NATO.
1783
1784393
178500:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,766
1786<i>Or as he called it...</i>
1787
1788394
178900:23:58,768 --> 00:24:00,436
1790It's a fuck-off assignment.
1791
1792395
179300:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,670
1794Kissinger and Haldeman won.
1795
1796396
179700:24:01,672 --> 00:24:03,037
1798<i>Why don't you come with me?</i>
1799
1800397
180100:24:03,039 --> 00:24:06,976
1802I got a four
1803and a seven-year-old, Don.
1804
1805398
180600:24:06,978 --> 00:24:08,777
1807Tell Don we are not moving
1808
1809399
181000:24:08,779 --> 00:24:10,946
1811just because everyone
1812at the White House hates him.
1813
1814400
181500:24:10,948 --> 00:24:12,214
1816Good boy!
1817
1818401
181900:24:12,216 --> 00:24:14,550
1820I taught you well
1821these past couple of years.
1822
1823402
182400:24:14,552 --> 00:24:15,920
1825I'm sorry, Don.
1826
1827403
182800:24:18,189 --> 00:24:19,354
1829I really am.
1830
1831404
183200:24:19,356 --> 00:24:20,456
1833<i>Don't worry.</i>
1834
1835405
183600:24:20,458 --> 00:24:22,024
1837I'm like bedbugs.
1838
1839406
184000:24:22,026 --> 00:24:24,359
1841You'll have to burn
1842the mattress to get rid of me.
1843
1844407
184500:24:25,830 --> 00:24:28,429
1846<i>Dick was becoming
1847sharper and sharper</i>
1848
1849408
185000:24:28,431 --> 00:24:30,265
1851<i>as a D.C. insider.</i>
1852
1853409
185400:24:30,267 --> 00:24:33,002
1855<i>And Lynne had started
1856to write articles</i>
1857
1858410
185900:24:33,004 --> 00:24:35,437
1860<i>and explore ideas
1861for her first novel.</i>
1862
1863411
186400:24:35,439 --> 00:24:36,807
1865Dick.
1866
1867412
186800:24:38,042 --> 00:24:39,076
1869Dick.
1870
1871413
187200:24:40,044 --> 00:24:44,647
1873<i>Then she received news
1874from back home in Casper.</i>
1875
1876414
187700:24:49,886 --> 00:24:51,454
1878<i>The Lord is my shepherd.</i>
1879
1880415
188100:24:51,456 --> 00:24:52,553
1882<i>I shall not want.</i>
1883
1884416
188500:24:52,555 --> 00:24:53,956
1886<i>Lynne's mother Edna,</i>
1887
1888417
188900:24:53,958 --> 00:24:56,391
1890<i>who had avoided the water
1891her whole life,</i>
1892
1893418
189400:24:56,393 --> 00:24:59,828
1895<i>was found drowned
1896in the local Casper lake.</i>
1897
1898419
189900:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,197
1900<i>...paths of righteousness.</i>
1901
1902420
190300:25:01,199 --> 00:25:03,931
1904<i>They said her
1905and Wayne, Lynne's dad,</i>
1906
1907421
190800:25:03,933 --> 00:25:07,236
1909<i>had had a nasty argument
1910an hour before.</i>
1911
1912422
191300:25:07,238 --> 00:25:08,707
1914She doesn't swim, Dick.
1915
1916423
191700:25:09,540 --> 00:25:11,806
1918- My mother doesn't swim.
1919- What happened?
1920
1921424
192200:25:11,808 --> 00:25:15,009
1923She never swam.
1924I don't... I don't know.
1925
1926425
192700:25:15,011 --> 00:25:17,014
1928She just never swims,
1929and then...
1930
1931426
193200:25:18,114 --> 00:25:20,815
1933<i>There was never
1934a serious investigation</i>
1935
1936427
193700:25:20,817 --> 00:25:22,918
1938<i>into Lynne's mom's death.</i>
1939
1940428
194100:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,920
1942You wanna see me do
1943a handstand right here?
1944
1945429
194600:25:24,922 --> 00:25:28,190
1947- No. Don't. Dad. Dad.
1948- I can do it right here.
1949
1950430
195100:25:28,192 --> 00:25:29,824
1952They're getting so big.
1953
1954431
195500:25:29,826 --> 00:25:31,325
1956You're gonna be
1957all right, Dad.
1958
1959432
196000:25:31,327 --> 00:25:33,129
1961- Yeah. Yeah.
1962- They're big girls.
1963
1964433
196500:25:33,131 --> 00:25:34,196
1966God, Dad...
1967
1968434
196900:25:34,198 --> 00:25:35,832
1970So listen,
1971after this we should...
1972
1973435
197400:25:35,834 --> 00:25:37,432
1975What should we do?
1976Should we go get some food?
1977
1978436
197900:25:37,434 --> 00:25:38,467
1980Girls...
1981
1982437
198300:25:38,469 --> 00:25:39,668
1984Dick, they were saying
1985maybe...
1986
1987438
198800:25:39,670 --> 00:25:41,238
1989Why don't you go
1990to the car?
1991
1992439
199300:25:42,539 --> 00:25:46,076
1994Come on, girls, let's listen
1995to your father, all right?
1996
1997440
199800:25:53,317 --> 00:25:57,319
1999They're gettin' so beautiful,
2000Dick. It's amazing.
2001
2002441
200300:25:57,321 --> 00:25:58,456
2004- Mmm.
2005- Just...
2006
2007442
200800:26:01,926 --> 00:26:04,429
2009You catching any fish?
2010
2011443
201200:26:10,934 --> 00:26:12,302
2013How are you, Dick?
2014
2015444
201600:26:14,838 --> 00:26:16,473
2017Things going good in D.C.?
2018
2019445
202000:26:19,242 --> 00:26:22,479
2021Don't ever go near
2022my daughters or my wife again.
2023
2024446
202500:26:31,788 --> 00:26:33,056
2026Hmm.
2027
2028447
202900:26:41,265 --> 00:26:42,367
2030Big shot!
2031
2032448
203300:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,837
2034"Big shot in D.C." Dick.
2035
2036449
203700:26:54,745 --> 00:26:56,014
2038Sir?
2039
2040450
204100:26:57,981 --> 00:26:59,614
2042- Thanks.
2043- Mm-hmm.
2044
2045451
204600:27:13,930 --> 00:27:16,364
2047So, uh,
2048what do you got?
2049
2050452
205100:27:16,366 --> 00:27:17,401
2052Page eight.
2053
2054453
205500:27:22,506 --> 00:27:24,306
2056Hassan Mustafa Nasr,
2057
2058454
205900:27:24,308 --> 00:27:26,543
2060a cleric
2061based in Milan, Italy.
2062
2063455
206400:27:27,344 --> 00:27:30,211
2065He's a member
2066of al-Gama'a al-Islamiyya,
2067
2068456
206900:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,113
2070the group that killed
2071Anwar Sadat.
2072
2073457
207400:27:32,115 --> 00:27:34,082
2075That's the blind sheikh,
2076right?
2077
2078458
207900:27:34,084 --> 00:27:35,784
2080There's some debate at Langley
2081
2082459
208300:27:35,786 --> 00:27:38,820
2084on whether
2085they're a threat or not.
2086
2087460
208800:27:38,822 --> 00:27:40,491
2089They claim to be peaceful now.
2090
2091461
209200:27:42,159 --> 00:27:45,427
2093I claim to be eating healthy.
2094
2095462
209600:27:55,404 --> 00:27:56,473
2097Okay.
2098
2099463
210000:27:57,775 --> 00:27:59,142
2101Go pick him up.
2102
2103464
210400:28:24,535 --> 00:28:25,670
2105What's the next name?
2106
2107465
210800:28:27,171 --> 00:28:28,803
2109Well, Mr. Vice President,
2110
2111466
211200:28:28,805 --> 00:28:32,274
2113there's been some chatter
2114about, uh, uh...
2115
2116467
211700:28:32,276 --> 00:28:35,009
2118an engineering student
2119from Berlin...
2120
2121468
212200:28:35,011 --> 00:28:37,580
2123<i>I have never been
2124a quitter.</i>
2125
2126469
212700:28:38,582 --> 00:28:40,949
2128<i>To leave office
2129before my term is completed</i>
2130
2131470
213200:28:40,951 --> 00:28:44,055
2133<i>is abhorrent
2134to every instinct in my body.</i>
2135
2136471
213700:28:46,088 --> 00:28:47,190
2138<i>But as president...</i>
2139
2140472
214100:28:47,959 --> 00:28:51,395
2142<i>I must put the interests
2143of America first.</i>
2144
2145473
214600:28:53,130 --> 00:28:56,198
2147<i>America needs
2148a full-time president.</i>
2149
2150474
215100:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,504
2152Nixon forgot about
2153the voice-activated recorders.
2154
2155475
215600:29:00,671 --> 00:29:02,170
2157He got sloppy.
2158
2159476
216000:29:02,172 --> 00:29:04,005
2161Is the president
2162being punished?
2163
2164477
216500:29:04,007 --> 00:29:06,807
2166No, no. The president has
2167a lot of enemies.
2168
2169478
217000:29:06,809 --> 00:29:08,910
2171Brussels, please.
2172
2173479
217400:29:08,912 --> 00:29:11,514
2175You need to remember,
2176Lizzie...
2177
2178480
217900:29:11,516 --> 00:29:13,849
2180<i>The fight in the months
2181ahead for my personal vindication...</i>
2182
2183481
218400:29:13,851 --> 00:29:16,986
2185...that if you have power,
2186people will always try to take it from you.
2187
2188482
218900:29:16,988 --> 00:29:18,355
2190Always.
2191
2192483
219300:29:19,122 --> 00:29:20,488
2194- Yeah.
2195- Yes, ma'am.
2196
2197484
219800:29:20,490 --> 00:29:22,524
2199You remember that.
2200
2201485
220200:29:22,526 --> 00:29:23,659
2203Donald Rumsfeld, please.
2204
2205486
220600:29:23,661 --> 00:29:26,495
2207This is a tragedy.
2208
2209487
221000:29:26,497 --> 00:29:27,862
2211That is our president.
2212
2213488
221400:29:27,864 --> 00:29:29,264
2215This is ridiculous.
2216
2217489
221800:29:29,266 --> 00:29:34,104
2219I actually think this could be
2220very, very good news.
2221
2222490
222300:29:38,075 --> 00:29:41,509
2224The way I see it,
2225any Republican not touched
2226
2227491
222800:29:41,511 --> 00:29:44,146
2229by Watergate
2230is golden right now.
2231
2232492
223300:29:44,148 --> 00:29:47,615
2234Nice. Well, Ford called me
2235before my plane took off,
2236
2237493
223800:29:47,617 --> 00:29:48,684
2239and I think we're in.
2240
2241494
224200:29:49,452 --> 00:29:52,653
2243Oh, still driving
2244this chick magnet, huh?
2245
2246495
224700:29:52,655 --> 00:29:53,889
2248You can always take the bus.
2249
2250496
225100:29:53,891 --> 00:29:55,192
2252<i>Therefore...</i>
2253
2254497
225500:29:56,093 --> 00:29:57,793
2256<i>I shall resign
2257the presidency,</i>
2258
2259498
226000:29:57,795 --> 00:29:59,430
2261<i>effective at noon tomorrow.</i>
2262
2263499
226400:30:00,631 --> 00:30:03,899
2265<i>Vice President Ford
2266will be sworn in</i>
2267
2268500
226900:30:03,901 --> 00:30:05,868
2270<i>as president
2271at that hour...</i>
2272
2273501
227400:30:05,870 --> 00:30:07,268
2275So what's the plan?
2276
2277502
227800:30:07,270 --> 00:30:11,642
2279Well, the plan is
2280to take over the damn place.
2281
2282503
228300:30:12,509 --> 00:30:14,342
2284Who lit a fire
2285under your ass?
2286
2287504
228800:30:14,344 --> 00:30:16,480
2289I haven't flipped cards
2290for a long time, Don.
2291
2292505
229300:30:22,987 --> 00:30:27,025
2294They gave me the keys
2295to the damn palace.
2296
2297506
229800:30:28,758 --> 00:30:30,161
2299Chief of Staff.
2300
2301507
230200:30:30,994 --> 00:30:32,928
2303Holy shit.
2304
2305508
230600:30:32,930 --> 00:30:35,830
2307You salty son of a bitch.
2308
2309509
231000:30:35,832 --> 00:30:37,265
2311You did it.
2312
2313510
231400:30:37,267 --> 00:30:39,735
2315All right,
2316we have work to do.
2317
2318511
231900:30:39,737 --> 00:30:42,805
2320Kissinger is trying to kiss
2321and make up with the Soviets.
2322
2323512
232400:30:43,606 --> 00:30:47,677
2325Well, let's make sure
2326that shit doesn't happen.
2327
2328513
232900:30:51,882 --> 00:30:53,183
2330Yeah.
2331
2332514
233300:31:00,723 --> 00:31:04,493
2334If I may, I believe
2335I may have a way
2336
2337515
233800:31:04,495 --> 00:31:07,329
2339to put an oar in the water
2340on Russia.
2341
2342516
234300:31:07,331 --> 00:31:09,732
2344What if we create...
2345
2346517
234700:31:09,734 --> 00:31:11,399
2348Mr. President.
2349
2350518
235100:31:11,401 --> 00:31:13,334
2352Hold on, Henry,
2353let's hear Dick out.
2354
2355519
235600:31:13,336 --> 00:31:16,338
2357<i>One of Dick Cheney's
2358special superpowers</i>
2359
2360520
236100:31:16,340 --> 00:31:18,207
2362<i>was the ability to make</i>
2363
2364521
236500:31:18,209 --> 00:31:21,275
2366<i>the most wild
2367and extreme ideas</i>
2368
2369522
237000:31:21,277 --> 00:31:24,179
2371<i>sound measured
2372and professional.</i>
2373
2374523
237500:31:24,181 --> 00:31:26,515
2376What if,
2377on a unilateral basis,
2378
2379524
238000:31:26,517 --> 00:31:30,252
2381we all put miniature wigs
2382on our penises
2383
2384525
238500:31:30,254 --> 00:31:33,889
2386and we walked out
2387to the White House lawn
2388
2389526
239000:31:33,891 --> 00:31:35,390
2391and jerked each other off?
2392
2393527
239400:31:35,392 --> 00:31:40,094
2395So, like a puppet show,
2396but much more enjoyable.
2397
2398528
239900:31:40,096 --> 00:31:43,063
2400Hmm. I do like
2401a good puppet show.
2402
2403529
240400:31:43,065 --> 00:31:45,199
2405I say we do it.
2406
2407530
240800:31:45,201 --> 00:31:47,236
2409<i>Henry
2410Kissinger has been relieved</i>
2411
2412531
241300:31:47,238 --> 00:31:48,603
2414<i>as national security advisor</i>
2415
2416532
241700:31:48,605 --> 00:31:50,839
2418<i>and replaced
2419by Brent Scowcroft.</i>
2420
2421533
242200:31:52,575 --> 00:31:55,476
2423<i>They're calling
2424it the Halloween Massacre.</i>
2425
2426534
242700:31:55,478 --> 00:31:56,777
2428- Mr. President.
2429- Hold on, Henry.
2430
2431535
243200:31:56,779 --> 00:31:58,479
2433<i>Donald Rumsfeld
2434has replaced</i>
2435
2436536
243700:31:58,481 --> 00:32:00,615
2438<i>Secretary of Defense
2439James Schlesinger.</i>
2440
2441537
244200:32:00,617 --> 00:32:02,383
2443<i>And Dick Cheney
2444has been chosen as the...</i>
2445
2446538
244700:32:02,385 --> 00:32:04,186
2448Youngest Chief of Staff
2449in history.
2450
2451539
245200:32:04,188 --> 00:32:06,290
2453- It's amazing. It's a dream.
2454- It's real.
2455
2456540
245700:32:07,391 --> 00:32:11,325
2458And Don is the youngest
2459Secretary of Defense ever.
2460
2461541
246200:32:11,327 --> 00:32:13,160
2463Well, I'm not talking
2464about Don.
2465
2466542
246700:32:13,162 --> 00:32:14,865
2468I'm talking about you.
2469
2470543
247100:32:16,734 --> 00:32:18,467
2472And I'm going to give you
2473
2474544
247500:32:18,469 --> 00:32:20,738
2476a kiss right here
2477in the White House.
2478
2479545
248000:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,206
2481Excuse me,
2482Mr. And Mrs. Cheney,
2483
2484546
248500:32:24,208 --> 00:32:26,141
2486These girls were trying
2487to enter the Oval Office.
2488
2489547
249000:32:26,143 --> 00:32:28,642
2491Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
2492
2493548
249400:32:28,644 --> 00:32:31,479
2495- Girls...
2496- Hey. Hey, there. Hey, you!
2497
2498549
249900:32:31,481 --> 00:32:34,115
2500Girls, this is not
2501a playground. Please do not...
2502
2503550
250400:32:34,117 --> 00:32:35,985
2505Hey, you. Hey.
2506
2507551
250800:32:35,987 --> 00:32:38,355
2509Is this where Santa lives?
2510
2511552
251200:32:39,355 --> 00:32:41,758
2513It's even better.
2514It's even better.
2515
2516553
251700:32:42,825 --> 00:32:45,228
2518This is where...
2519
2520554
252100:32:46,229 --> 00:32:49,564
2522the leader of
2523the greatest nation
2524
2525555
252600:32:49,566 --> 00:32:51,300
2527on earth lives.
2528
2529556
253000:32:51,302 --> 00:32:52,734
2531Are you one of his elves,
2532Daddy?
2533
2534557
253500:32:52,736 --> 00:32:54,169
2536In a way, yes.
2537
2538558
253900:32:54,171 --> 00:32:56,103
2540No, he is not, Mary.
2541
2542559
254300:32:56,105 --> 00:32:58,840
2544Your father is Chief of Staff.
2545
2546560
254700:32:58,842 --> 00:33:00,710
2548Chief of Staff.
2549
2550561
255100:33:01,845 --> 00:33:02,977
2552If you're silly with her,
2553
2554562
255500:33:02,979 --> 00:33:04,246
2556she'll grow up to be
2557a silly woman.
2558
2559563
256000:33:04,248 --> 00:33:07,248
2561Right, of course.
2562I forgot.
2563
2564564
256500:33:07,250 --> 00:33:11,186
2566That's just, uh...
2567That's just silly, Mary.
2568
2569565
257000:33:11,188 --> 00:33:13,420
2571<i>And as the new
2572Chief of Staff,</i>
2573
2574566
257500:33:13,422 --> 00:33:16,390
2576<i>and with the presidency
2577weakened by Watergate,</i>
2578
2579567
258000:33:16,392 --> 00:33:17,958
2581<i>Dick Cheney wanted to find out</i>
2582
2583568
258400:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,396
2585<i>exactly how much power
2586did the president have.</i>
2587
2588569
258900:33:21,398 --> 00:33:24,302
2590I would like to reinstate
2591executive authority.
2592
2593570
259400:33:25,134 --> 00:33:26,100
2595How?
2596
2597571
259800:33:26,102 --> 00:33:27,803
2599<i>Antonin Scalia,</i>
2600
2601572
260200:33:27,805 --> 00:33:29,737
2603<i>a young lawyer
2604with the Justice Department</i>
2605
2606573
260700:33:29,739 --> 00:33:32,740
2608<i>who would later go on
2609to serve on the Supreme Court</i>
2610
2611574
261200:33:32,742 --> 00:33:34,175
2613<i>rocked Dick's world.</i>
2614
2615575
261600:33:34,177 --> 00:33:35,576
2617Interesting you should ask.
2618
2619576
262000:33:35,578 --> 00:33:37,845
2621<i>Are you familiar
2622with the theory</i>
2623
2624577
262500:33:37,847 --> 00:33:39,346
2626<i>of the unitary executive?</i>
2627
2628578
262900:33:39,348 --> 00:33:41,015
2630No. Tell me about it.
2631
2632579
263300:33:41,017 --> 00:33:42,382
2634Uh, it is an interpretation
2635
2636580
263700:33:42,384 --> 00:33:44,386
2638that few, like myself,
2639happen to believe,
2640
2641581
264200:33:44,388 --> 00:33:46,187
2643in Article II
2644of the Constitution
2645
2646582
264700:33:46,189 --> 00:33:48,023
2648that vests the president
2649
2650583
265100:33:48,025 --> 00:33:50,494
2652with absolute
2653executive authority.
2654
2655584
265600:33:51,394 --> 00:33:52,963
2657And I mean absolute.
2658
2659585
266000:34:05,842 --> 00:34:07,309
2661- Hey, baby?
2662- Yep?
2663
2664586
266500:34:07,311 --> 00:34:09,247
2666You wanna take Cole
2667to the high chair?
2668
2669587
267000:34:10,047 --> 00:34:11,279
2671Come on, buddy.
2672
2673588
267400:34:11,281 --> 00:34:12,848
2675I've gotta try
2676and explain
2677
2678589
267900:34:12,850 --> 00:34:14,315
2680this thing to the people.
2681
2682590
268300:34:14,317 --> 00:34:16,384
2684Oh, aren't you hungry?
2685
2686591
268700:34:16,386 --> 00:34:18,319
2688<i>The unitary...</i>
2689
2690592
269100:34:18,321 --> 00:34:19,920
2692<i>executive...</i>
2693
2694593
269500:34:19,922 --> 00:34:21,123
2696<i>theory.</i>
2697
2698594
269900:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,458
2700<i>Certain legal scholars
2701believe that</i>
2702
2703595
270400:34:23,460 --> 00:34:25,861
2705<i>if the president
2706does anything,</i>
2707
2708596
270900:34:25,863 --> 00:34:27,129
2710<i>it must be legal,</i>
2711
2712597
271300:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,797
2714<i>because it's the president.</i>
2715
2716598
271700:34:28,799 --> 00:34:31,299
2718<i>To hell with checks
2719and balances,</i>
2720
2721599
272200:34:31,301 --> 00:34:33,703
2723<i>especially
2724during times of war.</i>
2725
2726600
272700:34:34,471 --> 00:34:40,009
2728<i>This was the power of kings,
2729pharaohs, dictators.</i>
2730
2731601
273200:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,408
2733- This is perfect.
2734- Mm-hmm.
2735
2736602
273700:34:41,410 --> 00:34:43,645
2738<i>Dick Cheney
2739was a foot soldier</i>
2740
2741603
274200:34:43,647 --> 00:34:46,681
2743<i>in the power games
2744of Washington, D.C.</i>
2745
2746604
274700:34:46,683 --> 00:34:49,951
2748<i>But with
2749the unitary executive theory,</i>
2750
2751605
275200:34:49,953 --> 00:34:51,386
2753<i>he could become...</i>
2754
2755606
275600:34:51,388 --> 00:34:55,058
2757<i>Galactus, Devourer of Planets.</i>
2758
2759607
276000:34:56,692 --> 00:34:59,761
2761<i>But then
2762it was election night,</i>
2763
2764608
276500:34:59,763 --> 00:35:01,462
2766<i>and there was one big problem.</i>
2767
2768609
276900:35:01,464 --> 00:35:04,632
2770<i>The winner,
2771with 272 electoral votes...</i>
2772
2773610
277400:35:04,634 --> 00:35:05,933
2775<i>we had wondered
2776which one of us</i>
2777
2778611
277900:35:05,935 --> 00:35:07,234
2780<i>was going to make
2781this announcement.</i>
2782
2783612
278400:35:07,236 --> 00:35:09,904
2785<i>James Earl Carter,</i>
2786
2787613
278800:35:09,906 --> 00:35:11,573
2789<i>the next president
2790of the United States.</i>
2791
2792614
279300:35:11,575 --> 00:35:15,576
2794<i>And just like that,
2795it was all over.</i>
2796
2797615
279800:35:15,578 --> 00:35:18,346
2799<i>Dick Cheney, the president's
2800Chief of Staff,</i>
2801
2802616
280300:35:18,348 --> 00:35:20,147
2804<i>he does not have a job.</i>
2805
2806617
280700:35:20,149 --> 00:35:21,583
2808<i>At one point, he was a broker.</i>
2809
2810618
281100:35:21,585 --> 00:35:23,118
2812It can't be. It's got to be
2813some sort of a mistake.
2814
2815619
281600:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,589
2817- A miscalculation.
2818- There goes the neighborhood.
2819
2820620
282100:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,360
2822Well...
2823
2824621
282500:35:31,060 --> 00:35:32,661
2826thank you all.
2827
2828622
282900:35:32,663 --> 00:35:35,096
2830<i>The Republicans
2831have lost the presidency.</i>
2832
2833623
283400:35:35,098 --> 00:35:37,565
2835<i>They are the minority in
2836Congress and in most states.</i>
2837
2838624
283900:35:37,567 --> 00:35:39,835
2840<i>With America demanding change,
2841I don't see...</i>
2842
2843625
284400:35:39,837 --> 00:35:42,004
2845<i>The GOP
2846is a party in disarray.</i>
2847
2848626
284900:35:42,006 --> 00:35:44,371
2850<i>Clearly, Watergate,
2851the Vietnam War...</i>
2852
2853627
285400:35:44,373 --> 00:35:45,574
2855<i>President Carter went up</i>
2856
2857628
285800:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,007
2859<i>on the roof
2860of the White House today</i>
2861
2862629
286300:35:47,009 --> 00:35:49,344
2864<i>to show off the new
2865solar water heaters</i>
2866
2867630
286800:35:49,346 --> 00:35:50,712
2869<i>installed there.</i>
2870
2871631
287200:35:50,714 --> 00:35:52,480
2873<i>Today,
2874in directly harnessing</i>
2875
2876632
287700:35:52,482 --> 00:35:54,016
2878<i>the power of the sun,
2879we are taking</i>
2880
2881633
288200:35:54,018 --> 00:35:56,083
2883<i>the energy that God gave us,</i>
2884
2885634
288600:35:56,085 --> 00:35:59,953
2887<i>the most renewable energy
2888that we will ever see,</i>
2889
2890635
289100:35:59,955 --> 00:36:02,489
2892<i>and using it to replace
2893our dwindling supplies</i>
2894
2895636
289600:36:02,491 --> 00:36:04,060
2897<i>of fossil fuels.</i>
2898
2899637
290000:36:05,529 --> 00:36:06,962
2901<i>There is no longer
2902any question</i>
2903
2904638
290500:36:06,964 --> 00:36:09,263
2906<i>that solar energy</i>
2907
2908639
290900:36:09,265 --> 00:36:12,769
2910<i>is both feasible
2911and also cost-effective.</i>
2912
2913640
291400:36:33,424 --> 00:36:34,989
2915<i>...went on to be
2916Secretary of Defense.</i>
2917
2918641
291900:36:34,991 --> 00:36:37,859
2920<i>Al Haig, who became Supreme
2921Allied Commander in Europe,</i>
2922
2923642
292400:36:37,861 --> 00:36:41,228
2925<i>and, uh, Bob Haldeman,
2926who is doing time</i>
2927
2928643
292900:36:41,230 --> 00:36:43,531
2930<i>in a California penitentiary.</i>
2931
2932644
293300:36:43,533 --> 00:36:44,933
2934Well, not me. Not me, sir.
2935
2936645
293700:36:44,935 --> 00:36:48,569
2938I, I will become
2939the gentleman from Wyoming.
2940
2941646
294200:36:48,571 --> 00:36:51,138
2943Most of all, and hear this,
2944
2945647
294600:36:51,140 --> 00:36:53,408
2947uh, taxes must go down.
2948
2949648
295000:36:53,410 --> 00:36:55,243
2951I'll say it again,
2952taxes must go down.
2953
2954649
295500:36:55,245 --> 00:36:57,444
2956- Talk. Talk.
2957- We must ameliorate the pain of taxes
2958
2959650
296000:36:57,446 --> 00:36:59,246
2961for the working man
2962
2963651
296400:36:59,248 --> 00:37:01,516
2965and bring, uh...
2966
2967652
296800:37:01,518 --> 00:37:04,018
2969...perspicacity to the fore.
2970
2971653
297200:37:04,020 --> 00:37:08,121
2973I'm as much a Wyomingite,
2974our, uh, demonym...
2975
2976654
297700:37:08,123 --> 00:37:09,958
2978Blah, blah, blah.
2979
2980655
298100:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,326
2982Thank God
2983for name recognition.
2984
2985656
298600:37:12,328 --> 00:37:13,862
2987...as Jedediah Smith.
2988
2989657
299000:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,931
2991Well, um, enough
2992of the horsing around.
2993
2994658
299500:37:15,933 --> 00:37:19,801
2996Although that is, of course,
2997what, uh, us cowboys do.
2998
2999659
300000:37:19,803 --> 00:37:20,871
3001Um...
3002
3003660
300400:37:21,805 --> 00:37:25,140
3005Uh, vote for Cheney
3006for Congress.
3007
3008661
300900:37:25,142 --> 00:37:28,143
3010I will not let you down,
3011you can count on me.
3012
3013662
301400:37:28,145 --> 00:37:29,611
3015And, uh, thank you.
3016
3017663
301800:37:29,613 --> 00:37:34,082
3019Vote for, uh,
3020Cheney in Congress.
3021
3022664
302300:37:35,752 --> 00:37:37,721
3024Either he drinks next time
3025or I do.
3026
3027665
302800:37:39,455 --> 00:37:41,188
3029Yeah...
3030
3031666
303200:37:41,190 --> 00:37:42,690
3033I don't want anyone to panic,
3034
3035667
303600:37:42,692 --> 00:37:47,931
3037but, uh, I do believe
3038I have to go to the hospital.
3039
3040668
304100:37:49,232 --> 00:37:50,468
3042Now.
3043
3044669
304500:38:00,042 --> 00:38:03,478
3046It's an inferior wall infarct.
3047
3048670
304900:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,950
3050But that,
3051that can be fixed, right?
3052
3053671
305400:38:06,716 --> 00:38:07,882
3055If it was up to me,
3056
3057672
305800:38:07,884 --> 00:38:09,587
3059you'd drop
3060out of the election.
3061
3062673
306300:38:11,488 --> 00:38:12,587
3064But you've both made
3065that clear
3066
3067674
306800:38:12,589 --> 00:38:14,221
3069that it's not an option,
3070
3071675
307200:38:14,223 --> 00:38:17,725
3073so you must have a minimum
3074of two weeks bed rest.
3075
3076676
307700:38:17,727 --> 00:38:20,161
3078Two weeks off,
3079we'll lose our lead.
3080
3081677
308200:38:20,163 --> 00:38:21,565
3083Like hell we will.
3084
3085678
308600:38:22,366 --> 00:38:23,663
3087<i>Dick Cheney
3088has an illness,</i>
3089
3090679
309100:38:23,665 --> 00:38:25,866
3092<i>so he can't be here today.</i>
3093
3094680
309500:38:25,868 --> 00:38:29,739
3096But we got his wife,
3097and she's a darn pretty girl.
3098
3099681
310000:38:30,607 --> 00:38:32,239
3101Lynne Cheney!
3102
3103682
310400:38:34,243 --> 00:38:35,643
3105Hello...
3106
3107683
310800:38:35,645 --> 00:38:37,779
3109Hello, how are you today?
3110
3111684
311200:38:37,781 --> 00:38:39,080
3113Good, good, good to hear.
3114
3115685
311600:38:39,082 --> 00:38:43,150
3117Uh, it's really nice
3118to be back in my home state.
3119
3120686
312100:38:43,152 --> 00:38:46,855
3122See, I grew up in Wyoming,
3123but it seems that, uh,
3124
3125687
312600:38:46,857 --> 00:38:48,991
3127somewhere along the line,
3128
3129688
313000:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,125
3131Washington, D.C.
3132stopped listening
3133
3134689
313500:38:51,127 --> 00:38:52,861
3136to real folks like us
3137
3138690
313900:38:52,863 --> 00:38:56,531
3140and started only listening
3141to liberal snobs
3142
3143691
314400:38:56,533 --> 00:38:58,498
3145who want us all
3146to lose our jobs
3147
3148692
314900:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,234
3150to affirmative action.
3151
3152693
315300:39:00,236 --> 00:39:01,271
3154Mm-hmm.
3155
3156694
315700:39:02,538 --> 00:39:03,772
3158Okay, Lynne. Let's...
3159
3160695
316100:39:05,375 --> 00:39:06,677
3162That's right.
3163
3164696
316500:39:07,777 --> 00:39:10,612
3166You know,
3167I went to New York City.
3168
3169697
317000:39:10,614 --> 00:39:13,313
3171Women in New York City
3172are burning their bras.
3173
3174698
317500:39:14,984 --> 00:39:17,351
3176Well, you know what women
3177in Wyoming do with our bras?
3178
3179699
318000:39:17,353 --> 00:39:19,520
3181We wear them.
3182
3183700
318400:39:19,522 --> 00:39:22,690
3185<i>We wear them.</i>
3186
3187701
318800:39:22,692 --> 00:39:23,958
3189Here in Wyoming,
3190
3191702
319200:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,826
3193we believe there is
3194a right and a wrong...
3195
3196703
319700:39:25,828 --> 00:39:29,696
3198Because I'm a mom
3199and a wife from Wyoming
3200
3201704
320200:39:29,698 --> 00:39:33,134
3203and I know how it feels
3204to make every penny count.
3205
3206705
320700:39:33,136 --> 00:39:35,837
3208<i>And not only
3209do I speak for you,</i>
3210
3211706
321200:39:35,839 --> 00:39:37,038
3213<i>but my husband, Dick Cheney...</i>
3214
3215707
321600:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,940
3217<i>A hard wind of change</i>
3218
3219708
322000:39:38,942 --> 00:39:40,942
3221<i>had been blowing
3222through America.</i>
3223
3224709
322500:39:40,944 --> 00:39:44,882
3226<i>Civil rights,</i> Roe v. Wade,
3227<i>environmentalism,</i>
3228
3229710
323000:39:45,681 --> 00:39:47,047
3231<i>but there was
3232a part of the country</i>
3233
3234711
323500:39:47,049 --> 00:39:49,285
3236<i>that was angry
3237about this change.</i>
3238
3239712
324000:39:50,254 --> 00:39:54,158
3241Thanks to my amazing wife.
3242
3243713
324400:39:55,158 --> 00:39:58,826
3245It's good to be
3246joining you all here in D.C.
3247
3248714
324900:39:58,828 --> 00:40:01,265
3250as Wyoming's sole
3251congressional representative.
3252
3253715
325400:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,400
3255<i>And then,
3256big money families</i>
3257
3258716
325900:40:05,402 --> 00:40:07,435
3260<i>like the Kochs and the Coors</i>
3261
3262717
326300:40:07,437 --> 00:40:09,971
3264<i>that were sick of paying
3265income taxes</i>
3266
3267718
326800:40:09,973 --> 00:40:12,440
3269<i>rolled right into
3270Washington, D.C.</i>
3271
3272719
327300:40:12,442 --> 00:40:15,042
3274<i>and started writing fat checks</i>
3275
3276720
327700:40:15,044 --> 00:40:16,879
3278<i>to fund right-wing
3279think tanks...</i>
3280
3281721
328200:40:18,681 --> 00:40:20,013
3283<i>that would change the way</i>
3284
3285722
328600:40:20,015 --> 00:40:22,752
3287<i>many Americans
3288looked at the world.</i>
3289
3290723
329100:40:24,955 --> 00:40:29,357
3292<i>Finally, in 1980,
3293this unlikely revolution</i>
3294
3295724
329600:40:29,359 --> 00:40:32,460
3297<i>of the super-rich
3298and white conservatives</i>
3299
3300725
330100:40:32,462 --> 00:40:33,761
3302<i>found its face.</i>
3303
3304726
330500:40:33,763 --> 00:40:35,830
3306<i>For those without skills,</i>
3307
3308727
330900:40:35,832 --> 00:40:38,565
3310<i>we'll find a way
3311to help them get new skills.</i>
3312
3313728
331400:40:38,567 --> 00:40:40,701
3315<i>For those
3316without job opportunities,</i>
3317
3318729
331900:40:40,703 --> 00:40:42,303
3320<i>we'll stimulate
3321new opportunities,</i>
3322
3323730
332400:40:42,305 --> 00:40:45,674
3325<i>particularly in the inner
3326cities where they live.</i>
3327
3328731
332900:40:45,676 --> 00:40:48,009
3330<i>For those
3331who've abandoned hope,</i>
3332
3333732
333400:40:48,011 --> 00:40:49,976
3335<i>we'll restore hope
3336and we'll welcome them</i>
3337
3338733
333900:40:49,978 --> 00:40:51,779
3340<i>into a great national crusade</i>
3341
3342734
334300:40:51,781 --> 00:40:54,049
3344<i>to make America great again.</i>
3345
3346735
334700:41:00,455 --> 00:41:01,892
3348<i>Thank you very much.</i>
3349
3350736
335100:41:03,727 --> 00:41:05,261
3352<i>God bless America.</i>
3353
3354737
335500:41:06,495 --> 00:41:10,797
3356<i>It was
3357the fucking 1980s,</i>
3358
3359738
336000:41:10,799 --> 00:41:13,870
3361<i>and it was a hell of a time
3362to be Dick Cheney.</i>
3363
3364739
336500:41:15,638 --> 00:41:18,973
3366Vote on H.R.4445,
3367
3368740
336900:41:18,975 --> 00:41:21,442
3370the Undetectable Firearms Act,
3371
3372741
337300:41:21,444 --> 00:41:25,212
3374to ban plastic guns that can
3375evade metal detectors.
3376
3377742
337800:41:25,214 --> 00:41:26,681
3379Nay.
3380
3381743
338200:41:26,683 --> 00:41:29,650
3383Well, thank you,
3384Congressmen Cheney.
3385
3386744
338700:41:29,652 --> 00:41:31,520
3388I hear you've been
3389quite the ally.
3390
3391745
339200:41:31,522 --> 00:41:34,321
3393<i>...establishing
3394Martin Luther King Jr. Day</i>
3395
3396746
339700:41:34,323 --> 00:41:35,925
3398<i>as a federal holiday.</i>
3399
3400747
340100:41:36,692 --> 00:41:42,096
3402H.R.36441,
3403the Endangered Species Act.
3404
3405748
340600:41:42,098 --> 00:41:45,232
3407Mr. T is here,
3408right with the First Family.
3409
3410749
341100:41:45,234 --> 00:41:48,636
3412Vote on H.R.500,
3413the Water Quality Act.
3414
3415750
341600:41:48,638 --> 00:41:49,870
3417- Out!
3418- Woo!
3419
3420751
342100:41:49,872 --> 00:41:52,276
3422Vote on H.R.44...
3423
3424752
342500:41:54,044 --> 00:41:56,379
3426Someone call an ambulance!
3427
3428753
342900:41:57,781 --> 00:42:01,852
3430- Can you breathe?
3431- I'm having a heart attack, you idiot.
3432
3433754
343400:42:34,250 --> 00:42:36,083
3435<i>Thank you, Alex,
3436for your very responsible...</i>
3437
3438755
343900:42:36,085 --> 00:42:37,317
3440<i>Oh, congratulations.</i>
3441
3442756
344300:42:37,319 --> 00:42:40,254
3444Thank you.
3445I was very, very excited...
3446
3447757
344800:42:40,256 --> 00:42:42,623
3449- We are not wolves.
3450- Thank you.
3451
3452758
345300:42:42,625 --> 00:42:44,158
3454No, thank you.
3455
3456759
345700:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,864
3458Oh, they're both brilliant
3459but broke.
3460
3461760
346200:42:50,167 --> 00:42:52,098
3463- Hey, George.
3464- Hey, Dick.
3465
3466761
346700:42:52,100 --> 00:42:54,167
3468Hello, Lynne.
3469
3470762
347100:42:54,169 --> 00:42:55,737
3472Congratulations
3473on your appointment.
3474
3475763
347600:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,871
3477Oh, well, thank you,
3478Mr. Vice President.
3479
3480764
348100:42:57,873 --> 00:42:59,440
3482How is your lovely family?
3483
3484765
348500:42:59,442 --> 00:43:02,145
3486Well, we think our son Jeb
3487seems cut out for office.
3488
3489766
349000:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,848
3491We may be asking for your
3492endorsements in a few years.
3493
3494767
349500:43:06,850 --> 00:43:09,250
3496Well, if he's half as charming
3497as you are, George,
3498
3499768
350000:43:09,252 --> 00:43:10,817
3501then you'll have
3502both of our votes.
3503
3504769
350500:43:10,819 --> 00:43:11,953
3506Ah, can I get that in writing?
3507
3508770
350900:43:11,955 --> 00:43:13,221
3510Oh, yeah, of course.
3511
3512771
351300:43:13,223 --> 00:43:14,922
3514Dick, I just want
3515to say thank you
3516
3517772
351800:43:14,924 --> 00:43:16,458
3519for getting the House
3520not to override
3521
3522773
352300:43:16,460 --> 00:43:18,725
3524the president's veto
3525on the fairness doctrine.
3526
3527774
352800:43:18,727 --> 00:43:20,361
3529No, not a problem.
3530
3531775
353200:43:20,363 --> 00:43:22,730
3533Happy to get rid of any
3534big government regulations.
3535
3536776
353700:43:22,732 --> 00:43:24,399
3538Thank you. Great.
3539
3540777
354100:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,301
3542<i>The fairness doctrine
3543was a law from the 40s</i>
3544
3545778
354600:43:26,303 --> 00:43:29,504
3547<i>that required
3548any broadcast TV or radio news</i>
3549
3550779
355100:43:29,506 --> 00:43:32,440
3552<i>to present both sides
3553of an issue equally.</i>
3554
3555780
355600:43:32,442 --> 00:43:35,475
3557<i>Its repeal would lead
3558to the rise of opinion news.</i>
3559
3560781
356100:43:35,477 --> 00:43:40,115
3562Let me tell you something,
3563you skinny human prophylactic.
3564
3565782
356600:43:40,884 --> 00:43:43,451
3567Love is the only human emotion
3568you can't fake.
3569
3570783
357100:43:43,453 --> 00:43:45,719
3572Except women.
3573And thank God they can.
3574
3575784
357600:43:48,123 --> 00:43:50,024
3577And eventually
3578to the realization
3579
3580785
358100:43:50,026 --> 00:43:51,928
3582of Roger Ailes' dream.
3583
3584786
358500:43:52,728 --> 00:43:55,129
3586Fox News,
3587which would go on to become
3588
3589787
359000:43:55,131 --> 00:43:58,500
3591the number one news station
3592in the United States
3593
3594788
359500:43:58,502 --> 00:44:01,103
3596and swing America
3597even more to the right.
3598
3599789
360000:44:02,538 --> 00:44:04,571
3601Thank you. Great.
3602
3603790
360400:44:06,408 --> 00:44:09,143
3605Sorry. Sorry.
3606Hey, it's all right.
3607
3608791
360900:44:09,145 --> 00:44:10,911
3610Lighten up, sweetheart.
3611It's a party.
3612
3613792
361400:44:10,913 --> 00:44:12,179
3615Let me go see if I can see
3616
3617793
361800:44:12,181 --> 00:44:13,413
3619if everything's okay
3620over there.
3621
3622794
362300:44:13,415 --> 00:44:15,549
3624Great to see you both.
3625Love to the girls.
3626
3627795
362800:44:15,551 --> 00:44:16,750
3629Love to Barbara.
3630
3631796
363200:44:16,752 --> 00:44:18,518
3633Will do.
3634
3635797
363600:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,223
3637- That's his son.
3638- Oh, crap.
3639
3640798
364100:44:21,257 --> 00:44:23,357
3642George W.,
3643black sheep of the family.
3644
3645799
364600:44:23,359 --> 00:44:25,759
3647- Very boring people. Only in America...
3648- Let's go.
3649
3650800
365100:44:25,761 --> 00:44:28,164
3652A little too much
3653unconditional love there.
3654
3655801
365600:44:29,998 --> 00:44:32,199
3657Can you feel it, Dick?
3658
3659802
366000:44:32,201 --> 00:44:34,435
3661Half the room wants to be us.
3662
3663803
366400:44:34,437 --> 00:44:36,737
3665The other half fears us.
3666
3667804
366800:44:36,739 --> 00:44:39,475
3669I know George is next
3670in line, but...
3671
3672805
367300:44:40,877 --> 00:44:42,446
3674after that, who knows?
3675
3676806
367700:44:43,879 --> 00:44:46,282
3678I respect
3679the hell out of Reagan,
3680
3681807
368200:44:47,315 --> 00:44:50,217
3683but no one has shown the world
3684the true power
3685
3686808
368700:44:50,219 --> 00:44:52,388
3688of the American presidency.
3689
3690809
369100:45:19,681 --> 00:45:21,315
3692Excuse me, Miss Mary!
3693
3694810
369500:45:21,317 --> 00:45:25,088
3696You cannot leave the grounds
3697during school hours. Mary!
3698
3699811
370000:45:33,328 --> 00:45:34,929
3701Well, I don't understand.
3702
3703812
370400:45:34,931 --> 00:45:37,698
3705You just left school? Why?
3706
3707813
370800:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,602
3709It doesn't make any sense.
3710
3711814
371200:45:40,803 --> 00:45:42,238
3713It was Susan.
3714
3715815
371600:45:43,205 --> 00:45:45,107
3717Susan, your best friend?
3718
3719816
372000:45:46,442 --> 00:45:49,646
3721Oh, honey, did you get
3722in a fight over a boy or...
3723
3724817
372500:45:54,984 --> 00:45:57,120
3726She broke up with me.
3727
3728818
372900:45:59,823 --> 00:46:02,292
3730Mom, Dad...
3731
3732819
373300:46:04,660 --> 00:46:05,625
3734I...
3735
3736820
373700:46:05,627 --> 00:46:07,064
3738I like girls.
3739
3740821
374100:46:08,031 --> 00:46:09,967
3742I'm gay.
3743
3744822
374500:46:30,152 --> 00:46:32,189
3746It doesn't matter, sweetheart.
3747
3748823
374900:46:33,788 --> 00:46:35,424
3750We love you no matter what.
3751
3752824
375300:46:37,359 --> 00:46:38,960
3754Daddy.
3755
3756825
375700:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,764
3758I love you so much.
3759
3760826
376100:46:43,899 --> 00:46:45,468
3762This is going to make things...
3763
3764827
376500:46:46,602 --> 00:46:47,738
3766so hard for you.
3767
3768828
376900:46:55,511 --> 00:46:58,245
3770When George Bush Sr.
3771was elected president,
3772
3773829
377400:46:58,247 --> 00:47:02,083
3775Dick Cheney was made
3776Secretary of Defense,
3777
3778830
377900:47:02,085 --> 00:47:04,287
3780sixth in line
3781to the presidency.
3782
3783831
378400:47:05,154 --> 00:47:07,054
3785<i>And after a few years,</i>
3786
3787832
378800:47:07,056 --> 00:47:09,857
3789<i>it was Dick's turn
3790to run for president.</i>
3791
3792833
379300:47:09,859 --> 00:47:13,893
3794<i>So they decided to do
3795some early polling numbers.</i>
3796
3797834
379800:47:13,895 --> 00:47:15,531
3799Uh-huh. Guess that's it.
3800
3801835
380200:47:17,232 --> 00:47:19,669
3803We can move
3804those numbers. Just...
3805
3806836
380700:47:20,736 --> 00:47:22,303
3808go after the welfare state,
3809
3810837
381100:47:22,305 --> 00:47:24,538
3812- regulations, government waste.
3813- It'll be war.
3814
3815838
381600:47:24,540 --> 00:47:25,772
3817No.
3818
3819839
382000:47:25,774 --> 00:47:27,308
3821I, uh...
3822
3823840
382400:47:27,310 --> 00:47:29,312
3825I can't put Mary through that.
3826
3827841
382800:47:31,047 --> 00:47:33,483
3829Every primary opponent
3830will go after her.
3831
3832842
383300:47:39,288 --> 00:47:41,123
3834And we deny.
3835
3836843
383700:47:42,625 --> 00:47:45,562
3838Shame them for going
3839after the family and...
3840
3841844
384200:48:23,933 --> 00:48:26,299
3843You let Grandma go.
3844
3845845
384600:48:26,301 --> 00:48:28,536
3847Come on. Good boy.
3848
3849846
385000:48:28,538 --> 00:48:29,539
3851All right.
3852
3853847
385400:48:31,073 --> 00:48:33,507
3855No. Oh, my goodness.
3856
3857848
385800:48:40,183 --> 00:48:41,614
3859It's great, Philip.
3860
3861849
386200:48:41,616 --> 00:48:44,051
3863Uh, Coors has me
3864mapping out strategies
3865
3866850
386700:48:44,053 --> 00:48:46,487
3868for people living
3869alternative lifestyles.
3870
3871851
387200:48:46,489 --> 00:48:48,355
3873The Coors are
3874a wonderful family.
3875
3876852
387700:48:48,357 --> 00:48:50,326
3878They're good people.
3879
3880853
388100:49:31,533 --> 00:49:34,803
3882Who is calling
3883on a Sunday morning?
3884
3885854
388600:49:36,272 --> 00:49:37,507
3887I don't know.
3888
3889855
389000:49:38,341 --> 00:49:40,841
3891Okay. I'm coming.
3892
3893856
389400:49:43,513 --> 00:49:44,581
3895I'm comin'.
3896
3897857
389800:49:47,817 --> 00:49:48,885
3899Hello.
3900
3901858
390200:49:52,622 --> 00:49:53,857
3903That's right.
3904
3905859
390600:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,460
3907Mm-hmm.
3908
3909860
391000:50:04,033 --> 00:50:06,302
3911Any way I can be
3912of assistance.
3913
3914861
391500:50:08,805 --> 00:50:11,274
3916Yep, now that should work.
39173:00 p.m.
3918
3919862
392000:50:12,575 --> 00:50:14,208
3921Of course.
3922
3923863
392400:50:14,210 --> 00:50:15,478
3925Oh, that, uh...
3926
3927864
392800:50:16,346 --> 00:50:17,948
3929that goes without saying.
3930
3931865
393200:50:20,149 --> 00:50:21,281
3933Thank you.
3934
3935866
393600:50:21,283 --> 00:50:22,818
3937No, thank you.
3938
3939867
394000:50:24,252 --> 00:50:25,654
3941Who was that?
3942
3943868
394400:50:26,723 --> 00:50:28,589
3945It was someone from
3946
3947869
394800:50:28,591 --> 00:50:31,725
3949George Bush's son's,
3950uh, campaign.
3951
3952870
395300:50:31,727 --> 00:50:32,694
3954Jeb?
3955
3956871
395700:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,060
3958No, no, George W.
3959
3960872
396100:50:34,062 --> 00:50:36,196
3962- Uh, Jeb's Florida.
3963- Right, right.
3964
3965873
396600:50:36,198 --> 00:50:37,998
3967Oh, I still can't believe
3968they've got
3969
3970874
397100:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,067
3972that poor boy running
3973for president.
3974
3975875
397600:50:40,069 --> 00:50:42,072
3977What'd they want?
3978
3979876
398000:50:43,105 --> 00:50:47,410
3981They want to talk to me
3982about being his running mate.
3983
3984877
398500:50:48,877 --> 00:50:49,979
3986What?
3987
3988878
398900:50:51,113 --> 00:50:52,879
3990They didn't say it outright,
3991
3992879
399300:50:52,881 --> 00:50:54,580
3994but, uh...
3995
3996880
399700:50:54,582 --> 00:50:56,485
3998I've made
3999that call myself.
4000
4001881
400200:50:57,285 --> 00:50:58,787
4003That's what they want.
4004
4005882
400600:51:00,321 --> 00:51:02,725
4007A vice president
4008is a nothing job.
4009
4010883
401100:51:03,926 --> 00:51:04,926
4012Mmm.
4013
4014884
401500:51:05,661 --> 00:51:07,594
4016Well, I'll just hear 'em out.
4017
4018885
401900:51:07,596 --> 00:51:09,295
4020I owe that to the father.
4021
4022886
402300:51:09,297 --> 00:51:11,565
4024The VP just sits around
4025
4026887
402700:51:11,567 --> 00:51:13,366
4028and waits
4029for the president to die.
4030
4031888
403200:51:13,368 --> 00:51:14,870
4033You've said so yourself.
4034
4035889
403600:51:16,205 --> 00:51:17,670
4037Yeah, it's a cruddy job.
4038
4039890
404000:51:17,672 --> 00:51:18,672
4041Yeah.
4042
4043891
404400:51:19,908 --> 00:51:21,277
4045It's just a meeting.
4046
4047892
404800:51:22,044 --> 00:51:23,779
4049Is it just a meeting?
4050
4051893
405200:51:25,881 --> 00:51:27,416
4053It's just a meeting.
4054
4055894
405600:51:32,687 --> 00:51:33,789
4057Good.
4058
4059895
406000:51:55,111 --> 00:51:56,446
4061Yes, Governor.
4062
4063896
406400:51:58,747 --> 00:52:00,346
4065Of course.
4066
4067897
406800:52:00,348 --> 00:52:02,228
4069The governor will see you now,
4070Secretary Cheney.
4071
4072898
407300:52:08,690 --> 00:52:09,690
4074Sure.
4075
4076899
407700:52:12,660 --> 00:52:14,462
4078Hey! Hello, Dick.
4079
4080900
408100:52:14,464 --> 00:52:15,864
4082Hello, George.
4083
4084901
408500:52:16,933 --> 00:52:18,297
4086It's been a while.
4087
4088902
408900:52:18,299 --> 00:52:19,565
4090Last year.
4091
4092903
409300:52:19,567 --> 00:52:21,803
4094Foreign policy sessions.
4095
4096904
409700:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,071
4098That's right.
4099Yeah, that's right.
4100
4101905
410200:52:24,073 --> 00:52:25,709
4103Those meetings were, uh...
4104
4105906
410600:52:26,875 --> 00:52:28,808
4107very engaging.
4108
4109907
411000:52:28,810 --> 00:52:31,612
4111I do remember
4112we both agreed
4113
4114908
411500:52:31,614 --> 00:52:33,080
4116my dad
4117would've been re-elected
4118
4119909
412000:52:33,082 --> 00:52:34,547
4121had he taken out Saddam.
4122
4123910
412400:52:34,549 --> 00:52:37,519
4125Right. Yeah,
4126wartime presidents.
4127
4128911
412900:52:38,453 --> 00:52:39,987
4130Very popular.
4131
4132912
413300:52:39,989 --> 00:52:41,757
4134That they are.
4135That they are.
4136
4137913
413800:52:42,825 --> 00:52:43,926
4139So...
4140
4141914
414200:52:46,395 --> 00:52:47,560
4143Congratulations
4144
4145915
414600:52:47,562 --> 00:52:51,165
4147on a... successful primary.
4148
4149916
415000:52:51,167 --> 00:52:54,167
4151I've, uh, been through
4152a few myself,
4153
4154917
415500:52:54,169 --> 00:52:56,270
4156and they can be,
4157shall we say...
4158
4159918
416000:52:56,272 --> 00:52:57,437
4161Fuckin' exhausting.
4162
4163919
416400:52:57,439 --> 00:52:59,041
4165Right.
4166
4167920
416800:53:00,274 --> 00:53:01,440
4169Yeah.
4170
4171921
417200:53:01,442 --> 00:53:03,476
4173It's a grind.
4174
4175922
417600:53:03,478 --> 00:53:04,578
4177It's a grind, I'll tell you.
4178
4179923
418000:53:04,580 --> 00:53:07,016
4181<i>Buses, bologna sandwiches.</i>
4182
4183924
418400:53:08,183 --> 00:53:09,716
4185Hell, I like people,
4186but, I mean,
4187
4188925
418900:53:09,718 --> 00:53:11,787
4190you know,
4191enough's enough.
4192
4193926
419400:53:15,089 --> 00:53:16,091
4195So...
4196
4197927
419800:53:17,660 --> 00:53:18,926
4199that call I received...
4200
4201928
420200:53:18,928 --> 00:53:20,560
4203I forgot,
4204you're a brass tacks guy,
4205
4206929
420700:53:20,562 --> 00:53:21,862
4208aren't ya? I like that.
4209
4210930
421100:53:23,533 --> 00:53:26,132
4212You surprised
4213I'm running for president?
4214
4215931
421600:53:26,134 --> 00:53:29,368
4217<i>He wants
4218to impress his father</i>
4219
4220932
422100:53:29,370 --> 00:53:30,638
4222<i>more than anything.</i>
4223
4224933
422500:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,906
4226After my, uh,
4227shall we say, wild years?
4228
4229934
423000:53:33,908 --> 00:53:37,944
4231Well, George,
4232I sowed some oats myself
4233
4234935
423500:53:37,946 --> 00:53:39,379
4236back in the day.
4237
4238936
423900:53:39,381 --> 00:53:43,049
4240And I still enjoy
4241a cold beer on occasion.
4242
4243937
424400:53:43,051 --> 00:53:44,518
4245- I bet you did.
4246- Mmm.
4247
4248938
424900:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,219
4250I bet you did, you rascal.
4251
4252939
425300:53:46,221 --> 00:53:49,321
4254I can't anymore. It got bad.
4255
4256940
425700:53:49,323 --> 00:53:51,257
4258Yeah.
4259
4260941
426100:53:51,259 --> 00:53:52,426
4262Good times.
4263
4264942
426500:53:52,428 --> 00:53:54,063
4266<i>What does he
4267really want?</i>
4268
4269943
427000:53:55,196 --> 00:53:56,496
4271<i>What does he need?</i>
4272
4273944
427400:53:56,498 --> 00:53:58,201
4275It's tough, I'll tell ya.
4276
4277945
427800:54:00,770 --> 00:54:02,368
4279I lost my first
4280congressional race,
4281
4282946
428300:54:02,370 --> 00:54:04,973
4284and it was not good.
4285
4286947
428700:54:07,542 --> 00:54:09,042
4288How 'bout some brisket?
4289
4290948
429100:54:09,044 --> 00:54:10,180
4292George, um...
4293
4294949
429500:54:12,547 --> 00:54:15,315
4296Hey, Theresa! Hey, Theresa!
4297
4298950
429900:54:15,317 --> 00:54:17,183
4300- Yell up, get some brisket.
4301- All right, we'll find some.
4302
4303951
430400:54:17,185 --> 00:54:19,386
4305- Get the burnt ends.
4306- 'Course.
4307
4308952
430900:54:19,388 --> 00:54:20,757
4310So listen, I got a...
4311
4312953
431300:54:21,823 --> 00:54:24,125
4314"lack of experience" problem
4315in the polls,
4316
4317954
431800:54:24,127 --> 00:54:26,460
4319and you are one of the most
4320experienced guys around.
4321
4322955
432300:54:26,462 --> 00:54:28,998
4324You wanna jump on board,
4325be my vice?
4326
4327956
432800:54:30,332 --> 00:54:31,332
4329I'm honored.
4330
4331957
433200:54:32,100 --> 00:54:34,667
4333Don't be honored, fuckin'
4334say yes, Mr. Brass Tacks.
4335
4336958
433700:54:34,669 --> 00:54:36,638
4338Mmm. I have to say, uh, no.
4339
4340959
434100:54:37,439 --> 00:54:39,306
4342Dick, come on,
4343we're gonna have a lot of fun.
4344
4345960
434600:54:39,308 --> 00:54:42,643
4347What are you doin' right now?
4348You're in the private sector?
4349
4350961
435100:54:42,645 --> 00:54:44,411
4352Yeah.
4353
4354962
435500:54:44,413 --> 00:54:46,246
4356Come on,
4357I know you love politics.
4358
4359963
436000:54:46,248 --> 00:54:47,681
4361George.
4362
4363964
436400:54:47,683 --> 00:54:49,917
4365- Let's go.
4366- Not gonna happen.
4367
4368965
436900:54:49,919 --> 00:54:51,888
4370Come on now.
4371
4372966
437300:54:53,689 --> 00:54:55,154
4374Well, that's a shame.
4375
4376967
437700:54:55,156 --> 00:54:56,758
4378It is.
4379
4380968
438100:54:58,093 --> 00:54:59,796
4382Perhaps I could, uh...
4383
4384969
438500:55:00,763 --> 00:55:04,031
4386help you find
4387the right running mate.
4388
4389970
439000:55:04,033 --> 00:55:05,699
4391Run my VP search team?
4392
4393971
439400:55:05,701 --> 00:55:08,071
4395Mmm. No team. Just me.
4396
4397972
439800:55:14,810 --> 00:55:16,944
4399Yeah, yeah, that could work,
4400that could...
4401
4402973
440300:55:16,946 --> 00:55:19,781
4404I have to run it by Rove,
4405of course, but, uh...
4406
4407974
440800:55:21,417 --> 00:55:22,616
4409If I lose,
4410maybe I could become
4411
4412975
441300:55:22,618 --> 00:55:24,451
4414commissioner of baseball.
4415
4416976
441700:55:24,453 --> 00:55:26,085
4418You know?
4419
4420977
442100:55:26,087 --> 00:55:28,591
4422But the, um, idea...
4423
4424978
442500:55:29,558 --> 00:55:30,927
4426is to win.
4427
4428979
442900:55:32,928 --> 00:55:34,830
4430I'm gonna keep you
4431in the back of my mind.
4432
4433980
443400:55:41,937 --> 00:55:45,542
4435So, are you going to tell me
4436how it went today or not?
4437
4438981
443900:55:49,111 --> 00:55:50,547
4440It was very interesting.
4441
4442982
444300:55:51,446 --> 00:55:52,714
4444He is, uh...
4445
4446983
444700:55:55,517 --> 00:55:56,719
4448...green.
4449
4450984
445100:55:58,553 --> 00:55:59,955
4452He's very green.
4453
4454985
445500:56:02,390 --> 00:56:03,825
4456And you told him "no"?
4457
4458986
445900:56:04,593 --> 00:56:05,926
4460I, uh...
4461
4462987
446300:56:05,928 --> 00:56:10,033
4464I told him I would help
4465with the, uh...
4466
4467988
446800:56:11,734 --> 00:56:13,136
4469with the search.
4470
4471989
447200:56:27,448 --> 00:56:28,850
4473What are you thinking?
4474
4475990
447600:56:31,087 --> 00:56:33,957
4477- I can tell you're thinking.
4478- Mm-hmm.
4479
4480991
448100:56:40,529 --> 00:56:42,364
4482<i>What was
4483Dick Cheney thinking...</i>
4484
4485992
448600:56:43,332 --> 00:56:45,933
4487I'm thinking I've never seen
4488anything like this.
4489
4490993
449100:56:45,935 --> 00:56:49,002
4492<i>...after his first
4493meeting with George W.?</i>
4494
4495994
449600:56:49,004 --> 00:56:51,974
4497We've had
4498a lot of successes, Dick.
4499
4500995
450100:56:55,076 --> 00:56:58,779
4502And the vice president
4503is a nothing job.
4504
4505996
450600:56:58,781 --> 00:57:01,851
4507<i>How many steps ahead
4508was he looking?</i>
4509
4510997
451100:57:02,685 --> 00:57:05,219
4512<i>How did he feel
4513about the opportunity</i>
4514
4515998
451600:57:05,221 --> 00:57:06,789
4517<i>that was in front of him?</i>
4518
4519999
452000:57:07,957 --> 00:57:11,491
4521<i>There are certain moments</i>
4522
45231000
452400:57:11,493 --> 00:57:12,862
4525<i>so delicate...</i>
4526
45271001
452800:57:13,895 --> 00:57:16,999
4529<i>like a teacup and saucer...</i>
4530
45311002
453200:57:20,203 --> 00:57:23,837
4533<i>...stacked on a teacup
4534and saucer</i>
4535
45361003
453700:57:23,839 --> 00:57:27,140
4538<i>on a teacup and saucer...</i>
4539
45401004
454100:57:27,142 --> 00:57:28,910
4542Can you change,
4543or am I wasting...
4544
45451005
454600:57:31,113 --> 00:57:32,748
4547<i>...and on and on...</i>
4548
45491006
455000:57:38,888 --> 00:57:42,357
4551<i>that this moment could fall
4552in any direction...</i>
4553
45541007
455500:57:43,491 --> 00:57:46,228
4556<i>and change everything.</i>
4557
45581008
455900:57:48,763 --> 00:57:50,730
4560<i>Sadly, there's no real way</i>
4561
45621009
456300:57:50,732 --> 00:57:52,667
4564<i>to know exactly
4565what was going on</i>
4566
45671010
456800:57:52,669 --> 00:57:54,033
4569<i>inside the Cheneys...</i>
4570
45711011
457200:57:54,035 --> 00:57:56,504
4573<i>...at this
4574history-changing moment.</i>
4575
45761012
457700:57:56,506 --> 00:58:00,440
4578<i>We can't just snap
4579into a Shakespearean soliloquy</i>
4580
45811013
458200:58:00,442 --> 00:58:03,779
4583<i>that dramatizes every feeling
4584and motivation.</i>
4585
45861014
458700:58:04,547 --> 00:58:07,315
4588<i>That's just not
4589the way the world works.</i>
4590
45911015
459200:58:12,888 --> 00:58:15,656
4593My sweet Richard.
4594
45951016
459600:58:15,658 --> 00:58:18,792
4597Dance'd nimbly round
4598the king's hearth thou hath.
4599
46001017
460100:58:18,794 --> 00:58:22,529
4602Even whilst clamored I
4603for more, more!
4604
46051018
460600:58:22,531 --> 00:58:24,832
4607- Mm.
4608- Parched maw craned towards
4609
46101019
461100:58:24,834 --> 00:58:28,234
4612the drip, drip
4613of imagined waters.
4614
46151020
461600:58:28,236 --> 00:58:32,371
4617But I say to you now,
4618rest, retire.
4619
46201021
462100:58:32,373 --> 00:58:36,946
4622Thou hast honored thy vows
4623to wife and crown.
4624
46251022
462600:58:37,913 --> 00:58:41,217
4627Has blindness usurped vision
4628in you, my wife?
4629
46301023
463100:58:44,018 --> 00:58:46,988
4632No mere treaty is our union.
4633
46341024
463500:58:47,989 --> 00:58:50,790
4636Thou shared thy torch's flame
4637with mine.
4638
46391025
464000:58:50,792 --> 00:58:53,127
4641Revealing halls
4642and spires...
4643
46441026
464500:58:54,297 --> 00:58:56,730
4646...of long faded empires.
4647
46481027
464900:58:56,732 --> 00:59:00,667
4650And now, I may hold aloft
4651
46521028
465300:59:00,669 --> 00:59:03,238
4654mine own fiery cresset.
4655
46561029
465700:59:04,939 --> 00:59:08,477
4658And make flesh
4659our bond of power.
4660
46611030
466200:59:09,777 --> 00:59:11,145
4663Dare I?
4664
46651031
466600:59:11,913 --> 00:59:14,647
4667Dare I let hope's beak
4668place gathered bramble
4669
46701032
467100:59:14,649 --> 00:59:17,018
4672upon my heart
4673for future's nest?
4674
46751033
467600:59:17,785 --> 00:59:21,187
4677Many winters past
4678hath I let this hope die,
4679
46801034
468100:59:21,189 --> 00:59:24,891
4682cruel winds silencing
4683tiny birds' needy cries.
4684
46851035
468600:59:24,893 --> 00:59:27,861
4687Now that it hath arrived,
4688I say yea.
4689
46901036
469100:59:27,863 --> 00:59:29,464
4692Yea.
4693
46941037
469500:59:30,600 --> 00:59:34,768
4696Mine own blood and will
4697are yours
4698
46991038
470000:59:34,770 --> 00:59:35,969
4701'til pierced be
4702
47031039
470400:59:35,971 --> 00:59:38,138
4705the last soldier's
4706breastplate,
4707
47081040
470900:59:38,140 --> 00:59:40,808
4710spilling forth
4711its ruby jelly treasures.
4712
47131041
471400:59:51,687 --> 00:59:52,922
4715So?
4716
47171042
471800:59:53,754 --> 00:59:57,093
4719So I think we, uh, proceed.
4720
47211043
472200:59:58,326 --> 00:59:59,759
4723What about Mary?
4724
47251044
472600:59:59,761 --> 01:00:01,897
4727Mmm. It's VP.
4728
47291045
473001:00:03,397 --> 01:00:05,433
4731Not the same scrutiny.
4732
47331046
473401:00:06,701 --> 01:00:10,337
4735No. He has allies, Dick.
4736Connections.
4737
47381047
473901:00:10,339 --> 01:00:13,209
4740You're new to his world.
4741You don't know the landscape.
4742
47431048
474401:00:18,580 --> 01:00:23,285
4745Well, I had better conduct
4746a very thorough search.
4747
47481049
474901:00:24,051 --> 01:00:27,989
4750Every stone,
4751hell, every grain of sand
4752
47531050
475401:00:28,790 --> 01:00:30,156
4755needs to be looked under
4756for this questionnaire.
4757
47581051
475901:00:30,158 --> 01:00:33,225
4760Dick, we're asking
4761for all financials,
4762
47631052
476401:00:33,227 --> 01:00:35,062
4765all medical, all interviews,
4766
47671053
476801:00:35,064 --> 01:00:36,996
4769press, writings,
4770all legal records...
4771
47721054
477301:00:36,998 --> 01:00:40,301
4774Sometimes people use LLCs
4775to hide certain monies.
4776
47771055
477801:00:40,303 --> 01:00:41,400
4779And?
4780
47811056
478201:00:41,402 --> 01:00:42,603
4783Any more comprehensive
4784
47851057
478601:00:42,605 --> 01:00:44,304
4787and we would need
4788a rubber glove.
4789
47901058
479101:00:44,306 --> 01:00:45,004
4792Sorry, Liz.
4793
47941059
479501:00:45,006 --> 01:00:46,438
4796That wasn't offensive.
4797
47981060
479901:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,741
4800Should I be offended?
4801
48021061
480301:00:47,743 --> 01:00:49,076
4804Well, I'm offended.
4805
48061062
480701:00:49,078 --> 01:00:50,576
4808Dave didn't worry
4809if I'd be offended.
4810
48111063
481201:00:50,578 --> 01:00:53,179
4813Oh, a rubber glove,
4814like a proctology exam.
4815
48161064
481701:00:53,181 --> 01:00:54,948
4818That's, that's disgusting.
4819
48201065
482101:00:54,950 --> 01:00:58,152
4822Hello? Oh, hello...
4823
48241066
482501:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,788
4826Dad, I'm taking
4827the cheese off your pizza.
4828
48291067
483001:01:01,790 --> 01:01:03,989
4831- Honey?
4832- Mmm?
4833
48341068
483501:01:03,991 --> 01:01:05,759
4836Dave.
4837
48381069
483901:01:05,761 --> 01:01:06,792
4840David. Thoughts?
4841
48421070
484301:01:06,794 --> 01:01:09,364
4844One. A big one.
4845
48461071
484701:01:10,399 --> 01:01:13,199
4848<i>David Addington,
4849Dick's main legal advisor</i>
4850
48511072
485201:01:13,201 --> 01:01:16,305
4853<i>and a huge believer in the
4854unitary executive theory.</i>
4855
48561073
485701:01:17,239 --> 01:01:19,571
4858<i>He was known for
4859telling people to their face</i>
4860
48611074
486201:01:19,573 --> 01:01:21,408
4863<i>that they're stupid.</i>
4864
48651075
486601:01:21,410 --> 01:01:24,076
4867So the, uh, vice presidency is
4868part of the executive branch.
4869
48701076
487101:01:24,078 --> 01:01:26,312
4872And because the VP casts
4873
48741077
487501:01:26,314 --> 01:01:28,181
4876tie-breaking votes
4877in the Senate,
4878
48791078
488001:01:28,183 --> 01:01:31,317
4881<i>also part of
4882the legislative branch, right?</i>
4883
48841079
488501:01:31,319 --> 01:01:32,018
4886Right.
4887
48881080
488901:01:32,020 --> 01:01:33,987
4890That means...
4891
48921081
489301:01:33,989 --> 01:01:35,890
4894the VP is also
4895
48961082
489701:01:35,892 --> 01:01:40,159
4898<i>not part of the executive
4899or the legislative.</i>
4900
49011083
490201:01:40,161 --> 01:01:41,228
4903So,
4904
49051084
490601:01:41,230 --> 01:01:43,532
4907one could argue that, uh...
4908
49091085
491001:01:44,832 --> 01:01:46,667
4911neither branch
4912
49131086
491401:01:46,669 --> 01:01:48,370
4915has oversight of the VP.
4916
49171087
491801:01:49,238 --> 01:01:52,908
4919Not only could one argue that,
4920I'm arguing it.
4921
49221088
492301:01:53,709 --> 01:01:55,074
4924That's brilliant, David.
4925
49261089
492701:01:55,076 --> 01:01:57,243
4928I know. Right?
4929
49301090
493101:01:57,245 --> 01:02:00,679
4932Karl Rove
4933wanted me to buy this ranch,
4934
49351091
493601:02:00,681 --> 01:02:04,183
4937distance myself from my years
4938at Yale and Harvard,
4939
49401092
494101:02:04,185 --> 01:02:06,853
4942make me more of a man
4943of the people for the election.
4944
49451093
494601:02:06,855 --> 01:02:09,190
4947Mmm. Smart.
4948
49491094
495001:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,995
4951So we gonna do this thing or what?
4952I mean, is this happening?
4953
49541095
495501:02:14,997 --> 01:02:20,933
4956We, uh, have found some
4957very interesting candidates.
4958
49591096
496001:02:20,935 --> 01:02:22,935
4961Um, if we could schedule
4962
49631097
496401:02:22,937 --> 01:02:26,373
4965a three-hour window
4966to get through...
4967
49681098
496901:02:26,375 --> 01:02:29,011
4970I meant you.
4971I want you to be my VP.
4972
49731099
497401:02:30,044 --> 01:02:32,078
4975- You're the solution to my problems.
4976- No.
4977
49781100
497901:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,650
4980I'm CEO of a large company.
4981
49821101
498301:02:35,884 --> 01:02:39,255
4984I have been, uh,
4985Secretary of Defense.
4986
49871102
498801:02:40,022 --> 01:02:42,255
4989I have been Chief of Staff.
4990
49911103
499201:02:42,257 --> 01:02:47,627
4993Uh, the vice presidency
4994is mostly a symbolic job.
4995
49961104
499701:02:47,629 --> 01:02:49,161
4998Right, right.
4999
50001105
500101:02:49,163 --> 01:02:51,100
5002I can see how
5003that wouldn't be, uh...
5004
50051106
500601:02:52,868 --> 01:02:54,500
5007enticing to you.
5008
50091107
501001:02:54,502 --> 01:02:55,502
5011However...
5012
50131108
501401:02:58,239 --> 01:03:03,212
5015the vice presidency is also
5016defined by the president.
5017
50181109
501901:03:04,413 --> 01:03:06,612
5020And if we were to come
5021to a, uh...
5022
50231110
502401:03:07,681 --> 01:03:09,451
5025...different understanding...
5026
50271111
502801:03:10,819 --> 01:03:12,421
5029Uh-huh. Go on.
5030
50311112
503201:03:13,855 --> 01:03:15,123
5033I'm listenin'.
5034
50351113
503601:03:16,558 --> 01:03:21,060
5037I sense that, uh,
5038you're a kinetic leader.
5039
50401114
504101:03:21,062 --> 01:03:24,830
5042You make decisions
5043based on instinct.
5044
50451115
504601:03:24,832 --> 01:03:26,632
5047I am. People always said that.
5048
50491116
505001:03:26,634 --> 01:03:28,167
5051Yeah, yeah. Very different.
5052
50531117
505401:03:28,169 --> 01:03:30,703
5055Very different from, uh,
5056
50571118
505801:03:30,705 --> 01:03:33,241
5059from your father
5060in that regard.
5061
50621119
506301:03:34,076 --> 01:03:36,342
5064Now, maybe I can, uh,
5065
50661120
506701:03:36,344 --> 01:03:39,145
5068handle some of
5069the more mundane jobs.
5070
50711121
507201:03:39,147 --> 01:03:42,049
5073Overseeing bureaucracy,
5074
50751122
507601:03:42,051 --> 01:03:44,250
5077managing military,
5078
50791123
508001:03:44,252 --> 01:03:47,589
5081uh, energy,
5082uh, foreign policy.
5083
50841124
508501:03:53,661 --> 01:03:54,661
5086That sounds good.
5087
50881125
508901:03:58,334 --> 01:04:00,567
5090Never wanna be
5091the kind of team owner
5092
50931126
509401:04:00,569 --> 01:04:04,036
5095that, uh, pulls the starter
5096in the fourth inning.
5097
50981127
509901:04:04,038 --> 01:04:06,475
5100- Mm-hmm.
5101- That's the manager's job.
5102
51031128
510401:04:09,076 --> 01:04:10,446
5105One more thing.
5106
51071129
510801:04:12,480 --> 01:04:13,716
5109My daughter, Mary.
5110
51111130
511201:04:15,250 --> 01:04:17,352
5113Right. Rove told me
5114she likes girls.
5115
51161131
511701:04:18,152 --> 01:04:21,721
5118Now, I know you have
5119to, uh, run against, uh,
5120
51211132
512201:04:21,723 --> 01:04:26,127
5123gay marriage in the South,
5124Midwest, and, uh...
5125
51261133
512701:04:27,261 --> 01:04:29,395
5128But it's my daughter,
5129
51301134
513101:04:29,397 --> 01:04:32,832
5132and that line
5133is drawn in concrete.
5134
51351135
513601:04:32,834 --> 01:04:34,801
5137Don't you say another word.
5138
51391136
514001:04:34,803 --> 01:04:37,136
5141So long as you don't mind us
5142pushing that messaging,
5143
51441137
514501:04:37,138 --> 01:04:39,105
5146we're okay with you
5147sittin' that one out.
5148
51491138
515001:04:39,107 --> 01:04:41,141
5151I think it's important
5152for all the...
5153
51541139
515501:04:41,143 --> 01:04:42,875
5156all the Marys
5157in the world, you know?
5158
51591140
516001:04:44,980 --> 01:04:46,849
5161No problemo.
5162We got a deal?
5163
51641141
516501:04:48,015 --> 01:04:50,618
5166Then I believe
5167this could work.
5168
51691142
517001:04:51,386 --> 01:04:53,719
5171Hot damn!
5172
51731143
517401:04:53,721 --> 01:04:56,357
5175Yeah. Well, good. Hey...
5176
51771144
517801:04:57,292 --> 01:04:59,391
5179- let's celebrate.
5180<i>- Secretary Cheney visited me and Laura</i>
5181
51821145
518301:04:59,393 --> 01:05:01,594
5184<i>at our ranch
5185in Crawford, Texas...</i>
5186
51871146
518801:05:01,596 --> 01:05:02,998
5189- Cheers.
5190- Cheers.
5191
51921147
519301:05:03,998 --> 01:05:09,402
5194<i>I realized the best choice
5195was standing by my side.</i>
5196
51971148
519801:05:09,404 --> 01:05:11,203
5199<i>Please welcome my friend</i>
5200
52011149
520201:05:11,205 --> 01:05:14,107
5203<i>and my running mate
5204Dick Cheney...</i>
5205
52061150
520701:05:19,314 --> 01:05:21,848
5208<i>...and his lovely wife Lynne.</i>
5209
52101151
521101:05:21,850 --> 01:05:23,049
5212<i>Dick never filled out</i>
5213
52141152
521501:05:23,051 --> 01:05:25,484
5216<i>his own
521783-question questionnaire.</i>
5218
52191153
522001:05:25,486 --> 01:05:28,420
5221<i>Full medical records
5222were never handed over.</i>
5223
52241154
522501:05:28,422 --> 01:05:31,824
5226<i>No tax or corporate filings.
5227Nothing.</i>
5228
52291155
523001:05:31,826 --> 01:05:35,127
5231Cheney! Cheney! Cheney!
5232
52331156
523401:05:35,129 --> 01:05:36,728
5235Cheney! Cheney!
5236
52371157
523801:05:36,730 --> 01:05:38,797
5239<i>To reach more
5240of his senior aides</i>
5241
52421158
524301:05:38,799 --> 01:05:40,165
5244<i>to find out reasons.</i>
5245
52461159
524701:05:40,167 --> 01:05:41,500
5248<i>But we were told
5249when he came over,</i>
5250
52511160
525201:05:41,502 --> 01:05:42,969
5253<i>he had already called
5254Governor Bush,</i>
5255
52561161
525701:05:42,971 --> 01:05:44,636
5258<i>he had wished him well,
5259and that he would deliver</i>
5260
52611162
526201:05:44,638 --> 01:05:45,906
5263<i>a brief concession speech
5264here tonight.</i>
5265
52661163
526701:05:45,908 --> 01:05:47,373
5268I don't know.
5269
52701164
527101:05:47,375 --> 01:05:48,574
5272<i>I think
5273we're all sitting around</i>
5274
52751165
527601:05:48,576 --> 01:05:50,243
5277<i>wondering what it is that, uh,</i>
5278
52791166
528001:05:50,245 --> 01:05:52,411
5281- <i>he may be doing backstage.</i>
5282- They just keep going on and on.
5283
52841167
528501:05:52,413 --> 01:05:54,817
5286Gore rescinded his concession.
5287
52881168
528901:05:57,685 --> 01:06:00,890
5290They're claiming Florida
5291is too close to call.
5292
52931169
529401:06:01,756 --> 01:06:05,558
5295He can't fucking rescind
5296his concession.
5297
52981170
529901:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,159
5300He just did.
5301
53021171
530301:06:07,161 --> 01:06:08,328
5304The Russians are loving this.
5305
53061172
530701:06:08,330 --> 01:06:10,996
5308There's gonna be
5309a recount, so...
5310
53111173
531201:06:10,998 --> 01:06:12,065
5313I don't know.
5314
53151174
531601:06:12,067 --> 01:06:13,269
5317What should we do?
5318
53191175
532001:06:14,234 --> 01:06:17,305
5321We play it
5322like we've already won.
5323
53241176
532501:06:18,339 --> 01:06:21,943
5326Which means we need
5327to staff the White House.
5328
53291177
533001:06:23,111 --> 01:06:26,746
5331All right. Who's leading
5332the transition team?
5333
53341178
533501:06:26,748 --> 01:06:27,815
5336I'll do it.
5337
53381179
533901:06:29,018 --> 01:06:30,216
5340That's not something
5341a vice president
5342
53431180
534401:06:30,218 --> 01:06:31,518
5345really does, is it?
5346
53471181
534801:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,520
5349Uh-huh.
5350
53511182
535201:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,855
5353- It is now.
5354<i>- Vice President Gore</i>
5355
53561183
535701:06:34,857 --> 01:06:36,890
5358<i>has called Governor Bush</i>
5359
53601184
536101:06:36,892 --> 01:06:39,525
5362<i>and retracted his concession,</i>
5363
53641185
536501:06:39,527 --> 01:06:41,694
5366<i>because he is now...</i>
5367
53681186
536901:06:41,696 --> 01:06:43,496
5370- What?
5371<i>- ...of the mind that things could be turning</i>
5372
53731187
537401:06:43,498 --> 01:06:45,063
5375<i>yet again in Florida.</i>
5376
53771188
537801:06:45,065 --> 01:06:46,933
5379You can't do that!
5380
53811189
538201:06:46,935 --> 01:06:48,804
5383I mean, that's laughable.
5384
53851190
538601:06:50,372 --> 01:06:52,373
5387Uh, Wolfowitz.
5388
53891191
539001:06:53,808 --> 01:06:55,241
5391- State...
5392- Mmm.
5393
53941192
539501:06:55,243 --> 01:06:56,708
5396...or Pentagon?
5397
53981193
539901:06:56,710 --> 01:06:59,212
5400Depends on who your
5401Secretary of Defense is.
5402
54031194
540401:06:59,214 --> 01:07:00,379
5405- Rummy.
5406- Hundred percent.
5407
54081195
540901:07:00,381 --> 01:07:02,214
5410- Mm-hmm.
5411- Rumsfeld?
5412
54131196
541401:07:02,216 --> 01:07:04,451
5415Uh, doesn't Bush Senior
5416hate Rummy?
5417
54181197
541901:07:04,453 --> 01:07:05,851
5420Not such a bad thing with W.
5421
54221198
542301:07:05,853 --> 01:07:08,120
5424He wants to be his own man.
5425
54261199
542701:07:08,122 --> 01:07:10,323
5428Rumsfeld believes
5429in a robust executive.
5430
54311200
543201:07:10,325 --> 01:07:11,924
5433That's good for us
5434on war powers.
5435
54361201
543701:07:11,926 --> 01:07:14,493
5438Just keep him out of State,
5439he'll start World War III.
5440
54411202
544201:07:14,495 --> 01:07:16,562
5443Look.
5444
54451203
544601:07:16,564 --> 01:07:21,234
5447Halliburton just gave us
5448a $26 million exit package.
5449
54501204
545101:07:21,236 --> 01:07:23,804
5452Twice what we expected.
5453
54541205
545501:07:23,806 --> 01:07:24,974
5456They're no dummies.
5457
54581206
545901:07:27,174 --> 01:07:29,377
5460Uh, sorry, gang.
5461
54621207
546301:07:30,745 --> 01:07:31,978
5464Yep.
5465
54661208
546701:07:31,980 --> 01:07:35,850
5468Think, uh, perhaps
5469I should go to the hospital.
5470
54711209
547201:07:37,518 --> 01:07:39,953
5473Oh, my God. Are you
5474kidding me? Oh, come on.
5475
54761210
547701:07:39,955 --> 01:07:43,355
5478Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!
5479
54801211
548101:07:43,357 --> 01:07:45,625
5482All persons having business
5483with the Honorable,
5484
54851212
548601:07:45,627 --> 01:07:47,159
5487the Supreme Court
5488of the United States
5489
54901213
549101:07:47,161 --> 01:07:50,230
5492are admonished to draw near
5493and give their attention,
5494
54951214
549601:07:50,232 --> 01:07:52,265
5497for the Court is now sitting.
5498
54991215
550001:07:52,267 --> 01:07:54,234
5501God bless
5502the United States and...
5503
55041216
550501:07:54,236 --> 01:07:59,071
5506<i>December 12th, 2000.
5507Antonin Scalia, remember him,</i>
5508
55091217
551001:07:59,073 --> 01:08:01,975
5511<i>and the Supreme Court stopped
5512the state of Florida</i>
5513
55141218
551501:08:01,977 --> 01:08:03,275
5516<i>from completing their recount.</i>
5517
55181219
551901:08:03,277 --> 01:08:05,277
5520God save the United States
5521
55221220
552301:08:05,279 --> 01:08:07,647
5524- and this Honorable Court.
5525<i>- George W. Bush and Dick Cheney</i>
5526
55271221
552801:08:07,649 --> 01:08:11,987
5529<i>were going to the White House
5530by a margin of 537 votes.</i>
5531
55321222
553301:08:57,733 --> 01:08:59,832
5534Hey. Hey, little Mary Claire.
5535
55361223
553701:08:59,834 --> 01:09:02,237
5538Hey, little Mary.
5539My little Mary.
5540
55411224
554201:09:03,138 --> 01:09:06,841
5543<i>Hey, what are you doing?
5544What are you doing? Hmm?</i>
5545
55461225
554701:09:10,879 --> 01:09:13,279
5548<i>Oh, they're both doing
5549really well.</i>
5550
55511226
555201:09:13,281 --> 01:09:15,181
5553Except, I'm trying
5554to make this dinner.
5555
55561227
555701:09:15,183 --> 01:09:17,116
5558And it's, uh...
5559
55601228
556101:09:17,118 --> 01:09:19,918
5562it's this macaroni and cheese
5563
55641229
556501:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,521
5566that you said was easy
5567
55681230
556901:09:21,523 --> 01:09:24,824
5570but it keeps just coming out
5571like a little watery.
5572
55731231
557401:09:24,826 --> 01:09:26,625
5575<i>It's the milk.
5576Remember?</i>
5577
55781232
557901:09:26,627 --> 01:09:28,227
5580<i>You gotta add more milk.</i>
5581
55821233
558301:09:28,229 --> 01:09:30,699
5584Yeah. It'll get thicker.
5585
55861234
558701:09:31,899 --> 01:09:33,133
5588No, no, no, no.
5589
55901235
559101:09:33,135 --> 01:09:35,668
5592<i>I am. It's much better
5593when you use the milk.</i>
5594
55951236
559601:09:35,670 --> 01:09:36,768
5597<i>There's just so much,</i>
5598
55991237
560001:09:36,770 --> 01:09:38,570
5601<i>so much I want
5602to say right now,</i>
5603
56041238
560501:09:38,572 --> 01:09:40,472
5606<i>and just, you keep doing
5607what you're doing.</i>
5608
56091239
561001:09:40,474 --> 01:09:42,510
5611<i>You're doing so great.</i>
5612
56131240
561401:09:45,078 --> 01:09:48,315
5615You have earned something
5616very special from your wife.
5617
56181241
561901:09:48,317 --> 01:09:49,850
5620Listen, listen, listen.
5621
56221242
562301:09:50,786 --> 01:09:54,053
5624I'm buying wine,
5625and I'm picking something up.
5626
56271243
562801:09:54,055 --> 01:09:55,491
5629<i>Chinese?</i>
5630
56311244
563201:09:56,823 --> 01:09:59,495
5633<i>Okay,
5634I really love you.</i>
5635
56361245
563701:10:01,062 --> 01:10:02,395
5638<i>I love you.</i>
5639
56401246
564101:10:02,397 --> 01:10:04,933
5642<i>Yeah.</i>
5643
56441247
564501:10:13,608 --> 01:10:14,941
5646Good morning
5647to you too.
5648
56491248
565001:10:14,943 --> 01:10:16,174
5651We've met a few times.
5652
56531249
565401:10:16,176 --> 01:10:17,310
5655- It's nice to see you.
5656- Yes.
5657
56581250
565901:10:17,312 --> 01:10:18,378
5660Of course.
5661
56621251
566301:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,611
5664All right. Let's...
5665
56661252
566701:10:19,613 --> 01:10:21,446
5668All right.
5669Let's get this thing underway.
5670
56711253
567201:10:21,448 --> 01:10:23,482
5673Scooter, why don't you
5674let everyone know
5675
56761254
567701:10:23,484 --> 01:10:24,918
5678the, um, lay of the land?
5679
56801255
568101:10:24,920 --> 01:10:26,485
5682Of course.
5683As you all know,
5684
56851256
568601:10:26,487 --> 01:10:28,154
5687I am Scooter Libby,
5688
56891257
569001:10:28,156 --> 01:10:29,989
5691Dick's Chief of Staff.
5692
56931258
569401:10:29,991 --> 01:10:33,092
5695Uh, I'm also his
5696national security advisor
5697
56981259
569901:10:33,094 --> 01:10:35,227
5700and a special advisor
5701to the president.
5702
57031260
570401:10:35,229 --> 01:10:38,798
5705Technically, Scooter outranks
5706any of Bush's people.
5707
57081261
570901:10:38,800 --> 01:10:43,002
5710Mary Matalin will serve
5711as counselor to the VP
5712
57131262
571401:10:43,004 --> 01:10:44,169
5715and assistant to Bush.
5716
57171263
571801:10:44,171 --> 01:10:46,039
5719David Addington,
5720
57211264
572201:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,440
5723Dick's main legal counsel,
5724
57251265
572601:10:47,442 --> 01:10:49,542
5727will play center field
5728on all matters
5729
57301266
573101:10:49,544 --> 01:10:51,844
5732relating to executive power.
5733
57341267
573501:10:51,846 --> 01:10:55,548
5736The president
5737has Alberto Gonzales,
5738
57391268
574001:10:55,550 --> 01:10:57,316
5741Karl Rove,
5742
57431269
574401:10:57,318 --> 01:11:00,619
5745Karen Hughes as his team.
5746
57471270
574801:11:00,621 --> 01:11:03,188
5749Quite frankly,
5750Gonzales has no clue.
5751
57521271
575301:11:03,190 --> 01:11:05,626
5754Um... Rove is a hack.
5755
57561272
575701:11:06,627 --> 01:11:08,927
5758Hughes should be
5759in double-A ball.
5760
57611273
576201:11:08,929 --> 01:11:12,664
5763So we will have
5764fairly unobstructed access
5765
57661274
576701:11:12,666 --> 01:11:14,202
5768to the Oval Office.
5769
57701275
577101:11:15,202 --> 01:11:17,035
5772We will be automatically
5773
57741276
577501:11:17,037 --> 01:11:19,504
5776Bcc'd on all e-mails
5777
57781277
577901:11:19,506 --> 01:11:21,341
5780that the president receives
5781or sends,
5782
57831278
578401:11:21,343 --> 01:11:24,110
5785as well as have access
5786to his schedule
5787
57881279
578901:11:24,112 --> 01:11:27,347
5790the second that it is set
5791or changed.
5792
57931280
579401:11:27,349 --> 01:11:28,948
5795And we will
5796also be receiving
5797
57981281
579901:11:28,950 --> 01:11:32,051
5800the daily intelligence briefing
5801before the president.
5802
58031282
580401:11:32,053 --> 01:11:34,654
5805That gets us inside
5806the decision curve.
5807
58081283
580901:11:34,656 --> 01:11:36,825
5810Which we'll actually
5811be reading.
5812
58131284
581401:11:37,591 --> 01:11:39,359
5815Bush approved all of this?
5816
58171285
581801:11:39,361 --> 01:11:41,196
5819Mmm, we have, uh,
5820
58211286
582201:11:42,229 --> 01:11:43,463
5823an understanding.
5824
58251287
582601:11:43,465 --> 01:11:44,763
5827What about the e-mails?
5828
58291288
583001:11:44,765 --> 01:11:46,499
5831Paper shredders
5832don't work for e-mails.
5833
58341289
583501:11:46,501 --> 01:11:48,500
5836The entire administration
5837will run off
5838
58391290
584001:11:48,502 --> 01:11:50,402
5841the RNC's private server.
5842
58431291
584401:11:50,404 --> 01:11:53,271
5845And we've deactivated
5846automatic archiving.
5847
58481292
584901:11:53,273 --> 01:11:54,273
5850We're clean.
5851
58521293
585301:11:55,343 --> 01:11:56,709
5854Okay.
5855
58561294
585701:11:56,711 --> 01:11:58,543
5858So over at the Pentagon,
5859we got Don,
5860
58611295
586201:11:58,545 --> 01:11:59,712
5863- Secretary of Defense.
5864- Mm-hmm.
5865
58661296
586701:11:59,714 --> 01:12:01,446
5868Paul Wolfowitz,
5869
58701297
587101:12:01,448 --> 01:12:03,749
5872who worked with Team B
5873in the Ford days,
5874
58751298
587601:12:03,751 --> 01:12:05,752
5877Deputy Secretary of Defense.
5878
58791299
588001:12:05,754 --> 01:12:06,686
5881Let's check,
5882
58831300
588401:12:06,688 --> 01:12:09,288
5885see what plans
5886
58871301
588801:12:09,290 --> 01:12:10,789
5889they had
5890to invade Iraq.
5891
58921302
589301:12:10,791 --> 01:12:12,458
5894It's already in the works.
5895
58961303
589701:12:12,460 --> 01:12:14,860
5898Got Ashcroft over at the DOJ.
5899
59001304
590101:12:14,862 --> 01:12:17,763
5902State seems to be
5903the only tricky department.
5904
59051305
590601:12:17,765 --> 01:12:21,000
5907That's Colin Powell,
5908his guy Lawrence Wilkerson.
5909
59101306
591101:12:21,002 --> 01:12:23,302
5912Colin Powell, who never met
5913a camera he didn't like.
5914
59151307
591601:12:23,304 --> 01:12:24,669
5917Wilkerson's a true believer.
5918
59191308
592001:12:24,671 --> 01:12:25,938
5921We've got Bolton
5922over there.
5923
59241309
592501:12:25,940 --> 01:12:27,774
5926He's a loose cannon,
5927but he's loyal.
5928
59291310
593001:12:27,776 --> 01:12:30,375
5931Mmm. I wanna get Liz
5932in there as well.
5933
59341311
593501:12:30,377 --> 01:12:31,710
5936Let's make sure that happens.
5937
59381312
593901:12:31,712 --> 01:12:33,579
5940- Okay, Dad.
5941- Consider it done.
5942
59431313
594401:12:33,581 --> 01:12:37,415
5945And this list of,
5946uh, our people
5947
59481314
594901:12:37,417 --> 01:12:39,752
5950does not include
5951about 800 others,
5952
59531315
595401:12:39,754 --> 01:12:42,487
5955uh, lobbyists,
5956industry insiders
5957
59581316
595901:12:42,489 --> 01:12:45,458
5960that we placed
5961in the regulatory jobs.
5962
59631317
596401:12:45,460 --> 01:12:46,659
5965What about Bush's friends?
5966
59671318
596801:12:46,661 --> 01:12:48,293
5969<i>Ridge? Pataki? Thompson?</i>
5970
59711319
597201:12:48,295 --> 01:12:49,628
5973I haven't heard their names.
5974
59751320
597601:12:49,630 --> 01:12:52,198
5977They were not,
5978um, offered jobs
5979
59801321
598101:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,866
5982in this administration,
5983uh, at this time.
5984
59851322
598601:12:54,868 --> 01:12:56,869
5987Not offered jobs
5988at this time?
5989
59901323
599101:12:56,871 --> 01:12:59,873
5992Are you even more ruthless than
5993you used to be there, Dick?
5994
59951324
599601:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,877
5997Or are you just
5998not getting laid?
5999
60001325
600101:13:07,415 --> 01:13:08,646
6002All right, moving on.
6003
60041326
600501:13:08,648 --> 01:13:10,618
6006Um, got Paul O'Neill.
6007
60081327
600901:13:14,889 --> 01:13:18,191
6010You haven't been here
6011in over twenty years.
6012
60131328
601401:13:18,193 --> 01:13:19,391
6015Times have changed.
6016
60171329
601801:13:19,393 --> 01:13:21,593
6019The, uh, softer touch,
6020
60211330
602201:13:21,595 --> 01:13:23,463
6023that's the norm now.
6024
60251331
602601:13:23,465 --> 01:13:26,966
6027We have the conservative
6028TV and radio
6029
60301332
603101:13:26,968 --> 01:13:29,304
6032- doing the yelling for us.
6033- Mm-hmm.
6034
60351333
603601:13:30,104 --> 01:13:31,803
6037Is your old friend
6038embarrassing you?
6039
60401334
604101:13:31,805 --> 01:13:33,071
6042Is that it, Dick?
6043
60441335
604501:13:36,309 --> 01:13:39,111
6046Soft touch. That's all.
6047
60481336
604901:13:39,113 --> 01:13:40,745
6050All right,
6051I have to go to my office
6052
60531337
605401:13:40,747 --> 01:13:41,748
6055at the
6056House of Representatives.
6057
60581338
605901:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,082
6060You mean the Senate?
6061
60621339
606301:13:43,084 --> 01:13:45,187
6064Vice president,
6065tiebreaker in the Senate.
6066
60671340
606801:13:46,354 --> 01:13:48,489
6069Nope, I mean the House.
6070
60711341
607201:13:49,256 --> 01:13:51,524
6073<i>Dick Cheney had used
6074an old connection</i>
6075
60761342
607701:13:51,526 --> 01:13:52,959
6078<i>with former wrestling coach</i>
6079
60801343
608101:13:52,961 --> 01:13:55,393
6082<i>and Speaker of the House
6083Dennis Hastert</i>
6084
60851344
608601:13:55,395 --> 01:13:57,597
6087<i>to get an office at the
6088House of Representatives.</i>
6089
60901345
609101:13:57,599 --> 01:13:59,999
6092<i>The House is where
6093revenue bills originate,</i>
6094
60951346
609601:14:00,001 --> 01:14:02,569
6097<i>and he wanted to be
6098near the money faucet.</i>
6099
61001347
610101:14:02,571 --> 01:14:05,040
6102Hey, Dick.
6103Will this work for you?
6104
61051348
610601:14:06,741 --> 01:14:08,676
6107Two more offices
6108in the Senate.
6109
61101349
611101:14:09,478 --> 01:14:11,877
6112Hey, Dick,
6113I found this extra office.
6114
61151350
611601:14:11,879 --> 01:14:13,346
6117I hope it works for you.
6118
61191351
612001:14:13,348 --> 01:14:14,946
6121And one in the Pentagon.
6122
61231352
612401:14:14,948 --> 01:14:18,049
6125Welcome to your new home
6126away from home.
6127
61281353
612901:14:18,051 --> 01:14:21,186
6130I got you
6131a little housewarming gift.
6132
61331354
613401:14:21,188 --> 01:14:23,755
6135<i>And later, when Cheney
6136needed intelligence</i>
6137
61381355
613901:14:23,757 --> 01:14:25,124
6140<i>to invade Iraq,</i>
6141
61421356
614301:14:25,126 --> 01:14:26,926
6144<i>a conference room at the CIA.</i>
6145
61461357
614701:14:26,928 --> 01:14:29,730
6148This room is soundproof
6149and secure.
6150
61511358
615201:14:30,931 --> 01:14:33,365
6153<i>Cheney was everywhere.</i>
6154
61551359
615601:14:33,367 --> 01:14:35,601
6157<i>But the most powerful place
6158in all of D.C.</i>
6159
61601360
616101:14:35,603 --> 01:14:38,503
6162<i>was a nondescript
6163conference room</i>
6164
61651361
616601:14:38,505 --> 01:14:39,938
6167<i>at a relatively new think tank</i>
6168
61691362
617001:14:39,940 --> 01:14:42,775
6171<i>called Americans
6172for Tax Reform.</i>
6173
61741363
617501:14:42,777 --> 01:14:45,811
6176<i>Grover Norquist ran
6177the anti-tax group</i>
6178
61791364
618001:14:45,813 --> 01:14:48,446
6181<i>with huge funding from
6182the Koch brothers network,</i>
6183
61841365
618501:14:48,448 --> 01:14:51,018
6186<i>big oil, and big tobacco.</i>
6187
61881366
618901:14:51,885 --> 01:14:53,319
6190<i>His "Wednesday meeting,"</i>
6191
61921367
619301:14:53,321 --> 01:14:56,923
6194<i>as it was called,
6195had become the center</i>
6196
61971368
619801:14:56,925 --> 01:14:58,559
6199<i>of the Republican world.</i>
6200
62011369
620201:14:59,359 --> 01:15:03,698
6203Let's go ahead and start
6204with the estate tax.
6205
62061370
620701:15:04,565 --> 01:15:06,633
6208Now, this has been hard
6209to eliminate,
6210
62111371
621201:15:06,635 --> 01:15:09,668
6213because the tax only
6214affects those estates
6215
62161372
621701:15:09,670 --> 01:15:11,471
6218worth over two million.
6219
62201373
622101:15:11,473 --> 01:15:13,972
6222But we've made strides,
6223
62241374
622501:15:13,974 --> 01:15:17,211
6226and marketing guru Frank Luntz
6227is here to help.
6228
62291375
623001:15:23,283 --> 01:15:24,549
6231Hello, all.
6232
62331376
623401:15:25,819 --> 01:15:28,687
6235Getting regular people
6236to support cutting taxes
6237
62381377
623901:15:28,689 --> 01:15:29,856
6240on the very wealthy
6241
62421378
624301:15:29,858 --> 01:15:31,990
6244has always been
6245extremely hard.
6246
62471379
624801:15:31,992 --> 01:15:34,994
6249We've had some success
6250in the past,
6251
62521380
625301:15:34,996 --> 01:15:37,966
6254but the estate tax has
6255always been very difficult.
6256
62571381
625801:15:39,067 --> 01:15:40,135
6259However...
6260
62611382
626201:15:41,001 --> 01:15:43,104
6263I think we may have had
6264a breakthrough.
6265
62661383
626701:15:44,004 --> 01:15:47,373
6268Now, the estate tax kicks in
6269
62701384
627101:15:47,375 --> 01:15:51,710
6272on anyone inheriting
6273over two million dollars.
6274
62751385
627601:15:51,712 --> 01:15:53,782
6277How many of you have
6278a problem with that?
6279
62801386
628101:15:54,882 --> 01:15:56,749
6282Okay. How many
6283of you would have
6284
62851387
628601:15:56,751 --> 01:15:58,651
6287a problem
6288with something called
6289
62901388
629101:15:58,653 --> 01:16:00,422
6292a death tax?
6293
62941389
629501:16:05,059 --> 01:16:08,026
6296Instead of global warming,
6297
62981390
629901:16:08,028 --> 01:16:10,829
6300which we all agree
6301sounds very scary...
6302
63031391
630401:16:12,867 --> 01:16:14,900
6305we call it
6306
63071392
630801:16:14,902 --> 01:16:16,602
6309climate change.
6310
63111393
631201:16:16,604 --> 01:16:17,802
6313<i>Folks, the government</i>
6314
63151394
631601:16:17,804 --> 01:16:19,938
6317<i>is taking your money
6318after you die.</i>
6319
63201395
632101:16:19,940 --> 01:16:21,240
6322<i>Now,
6323we all know the Democrats</i>
6324
63251396
632601:16:21,242 --> 01:16:22,808
6327<i>despise tax cuts,
6328especially for the rich.</i>
6329
63301397
633101:16:22,810 --> 01:16:24,477
6332<i>I want somebody to get rid</i>
6333
63341398
633501:16:24,479 --> 01:16:26,111
6336<i>of the death tax,
6337that's what I want.</i>
6338
63391399
634001:16:26,113 --> 01:16:27,579
6341<i>I don't want to get taxed
6342just 'cause I die.</i>
6343
63441400
634501:16:27,581 --> 01:16:29,315
6346I mean, give me a break!
6347
63481401
634901:16:29,317 --> 01:16:30,949
6350<i>If I give something to my
6351kid, I already paid the tax.</i>
6352
63531402
635401:16:30,951 --> 01:16:32,183
6355<i>Why I gotta pay again
6356'cause I died?</i>
6357
63581403
635901:16:32,185 --> 01:16:33,652
6360<i>It's like being chastised!
6361I hate it.</i>
6362
63631404
636401:16:33,654 --> 01:16:35,487
6365<i>The death tax has to go.</i>
6366
63671405
636801:16:35,489 --> 01:16:37,955
6369<i>The elite liberals
6370in Washington would tax us</i>
6371
63721406
637301:16:37,957 --> 01:16:39,926
6374<i>for laughing or crying
6375if they could.</i>
6376
63771407
637801:16:39,928 --> 01:16:42,361
6379So, with one
6380of the biggest media
6381
63821408
638301:16:42,363 --> 01:16:45,767
6384and political machines
6385ever created behind him,
6386
63871409
638801:16:46,635 --> 01:16:50,669
6389Cheney was able to squash
6390action on global warming,
6391
63921410
639301:16:50,671 --> 01:16:52,338
6394cut taxes for the super rich,
6395
63961411
639701:16:52,340 --> 01:16:55,674
6398and gut regulations
6399for massive corporations.
6400
64011412
640201:16:55,676 --> 01:16:56,976
6403<i>And then there was Cheney's</i>
6404
64051413
640601:16:56,978 --> 01:16:59,645
6407<i>National Energy Policy
6408Development Group.</i>
6409
64101414
641101:16:59,647 --> 01:17:03,950
6412<i>His first major test
6413to expand executive power.</i>
6414
64151415
641601:17:03,952 --> 01:17:06,084
6417I don't understand
6418what the goddamn problem is.
6419
64201416
642101:17:06,086 --> 01:17:07,820
6422I want to hear
6423what the energy CEOs need,
6424
64251417
642601:17:07,822 --> 01:17:09,187
6427and I'm not allowed to?
6428
64291418
643001:17:09,189 --> 01:17:11,089
6431- It's called FACA.
6432- The hell is FACA?
6433
64341419
643501:17:11,091 --> 01:17:12,959
6436It's the Federal
6437Advisory Committees Act.
6438
64391420
644001:17:12,961 --> 01:17:15,594
6441Congress got their panties
6442in a bunch that, you know,
6443
64441421
644501:17:15,596 --> 01:17:18,763
6446elected officials would
6447just let CEOs roll in
6448
64491422
645001:17:18,765 --> 01:17:20,902
6451and, you know, write the laws.
6452
64531423
645401:17:22,737 --> 01:17:24,369
6455The act demands that, uh,
6456
64571424
645801:17:24,371 --> 01:17:28,775
6459appropriate government employees
6460be present.
6461
64621425
646301:17:28,777 --> 01:17:30,412
6464Hold on a second.
6465
64661426
646701:17:31,879 --> 01:17:33,014
6468What's your name?
6469
64701427
647101:17:33,813 --> 01:17:35,448
6472Doug.
6473
64741428
647501:17:35,450 --> 01:17:38,049
6476Doug, how long have you
6477been working reception
6478
64791429
648001:17:38,051 --> 01:17:39,554
6481at the Department of Energy?
6482
64831430
648401:17:40,787 --> 01:17:42,654
6485Three months.
6486
64871431
648801:17:42,656 --> 01:17:43,892
6489Perfect.
6490
64911432
649201:17:47,162 --> 01:17:49,594
6493So what am I supposed
6494to do here?
6495
64961433
649701:17:49,596 --> 01:17:51,897
6498Just sit there
6499and be quiet.
6500
65011434
650201:17:51,899 --> 01:17:53,167
6503Got it.
6504
65051435
650601:17:57,037 --> 01:17:59,440
6507- Gentlemen.
6508- Hello.
6509
65101436
651101:18:00,742 --> 01:18:02,575
6512Hello...
6513
65141437
651501:18:04,778 --> 01:18:06,078
6516How's your business
6517at...
6518
65191438
652001:18:06,080 --> 01:18:09,848
6521- We're good.
6522- Our stock...
6523
65241439
652501:18:09,850 --> 01:18:12,884
6526And California
6527has been really...
6528
65291440
653001:18:12,886 --> 01:18:14,686
6531- since deregulation.
6532- Great to hear.
6533
65341441
653501:18:15,422 --> 01:18:18,691
6536Oh. He's with
6537the energy department.
6538
65391442
654001:18:22,063 --> 01:18:23,963
6541<i>The details
6542of Cheney's meetings</i>
6543
65441443
654501:18:23,965 --> 01:18:27,432
6546<i>with the energy CEOs
6547were never disclosed.</i>
6548
65491444
655001:18:27,434 --> 01:18:30,002
6551<i>But a Freedom
6552of Information request</i>
6553
65541445
655501:18:30,004 --> 01:18:32,003
6556<i>did provide some documents,</i>
6557
65581446
655901:18:32,005 --> 01:18:34,272
6560<i>including a map
6561of Iraq's oil fields</i>
6562
65631447
656401:18:34,274 --> 01:18:35,941
6565<i>with all of the oil companies</i>
6566
65671448
656801:18:35,943 --> 01:18:38,543
6569<i>that would be interested
6570in acquiring them</i>
6571
65721449
657301:18:38,545 --> 01:18:42,917
6574<i>if somehow they were ever
6575to become available.</i>
6576
65771450
657801:18:45,720 --> 01:18:48,721
6579<i>And then, it happened.</i>
6580
65811451
658201:18:48,723 --> 01:18:51,691
6583<i>Would you like to lower
6584your monthly mortgage payments</i>
6585
65861452
658701:18:51,693 --> 01:18:54,060
6588<i>or use the equity in your home
6589to consolidate</i>
6590
65911453
659201:18:54,062 --> 01:18:55,860
6593<i>your credit card
6594or other debts?</i>
6595
65961454
659701:18:55,862 --> 01:18:57,062
6598<i>Just log...</i>
6599
66001455
660101:18:57,064 --> 01:18:58,330
6602<i>Yeah.
6603This just in.</i>
6604
66051456
660601:18:58,332 --> 01:18:59,932
6607<i>You are looking at obviously</i>
6608
66091457
661001:18:59,934 --> 01:19:01,534
6611<i>a very disturbing
6612live shot there.</i>
6613
66141458
661501:19:01,536 --> 01:19:03,102
6616<i>That is
6617the World Trade Center,</i>
6618
66191459
662001:19:03,104 --> 01:19:05,737
6621<i>and we have unconfirmed
6622reports this morning</i>
6623
66241460
662501:19:05,739 --> 01:19:09,176
6626<i>that a plane has crashed
6627into one of the towers.</i>
6628
66291461
663001:19:09,943 --> 01:19:11,610
6631<i>It... it does not appear</i>
6632
66331462
663401:19:11,612 --> 01:19:13,745
6635<i>that there's any kind
6636of an effort up there yet.</i>
6637
66381463
663901:19:13,747 --> 01:19:15,347
6640<i>Now, remember... Oh, my God.</i>
6641
66421464
664301:19:15,349 --> 01:19:17,249
6644- Oh, God!
6645- Dear God.
6646
66471465
664801:19:17,251 --> 01:19:18,651
6649<i>That looks
6650like a second plane.</i>
6651
66521466
665301:19:18,653 --> 01:19:20,285
6654Mr. Vice President,
6655we have information
6656
66571467
665801:19:20,287 --> 01:19:22,021
6659that a plane's headed to
6660the White House this moment.
6661
66621468
666301:19:22,023 --> 01:19:24,021
6664We have less than a minute to get
6665to the secure underground bunker.
6666
66671469
666801:19:24,023 --> 01:19:25,993
6669Let's go! Move!
6670
66711470
667201:19:27,228 --> 01:19:28,160
6673Move!
6674
66751471
667601:19:28,162 --> 01:19:29,160
6677Move! It's clear!
6678
66791472
668001:19:29,162 --> 01:19:31,063
6681Sir, this way. Right now.
6682
66831473
668401:19:31,065 --> 01:19:32,763
6685<i>Capitol is being
6686evacuated, we're told,</i>
6687
66881474
668901:19:32,765 --> 01:19:35,901
6690<i>and clearly that shot that
6691we have on our screen now,</i>
6692
66931475
669401:19:35,903 --> 01:19:37,335
6695<i>this is the Pentagon</i>
6696
66971476
669801:19:37,337 --> 01:19:40,005
6699<i>just across the river
6700from Washington, D.C.</i>
6701
67021477
670301:19:40,007 --> 01:19:41,074
6704<i>You got to believe...</i>
6705
67061478
670701:19:41,076 --> 01:19:42,642
6708I need you
6709to take me to Dick.
6710
67111479
671201:19:42,644 --> 01:19:45,578
6713Mrs. Cheney, we cannot
6714go back to the White House,
6715
67161480
671701:19:45,580 --> 01:19:46,911
6718I am being told no one...
6719
67201481
672101:19:46,913 --> 01:19:48,480
6722Either you take me
6723to the White House...
6724
67251482
672601:19:57,390 --> 01:20:00,460
6727Author is on the move.
6728Coming out.
6729
67301483
673101:20:01,429 --> 01:20:04,396
6732<i>...the Twin
6733Towers of the World Trade Center.</i>
6734
67351484
673601:20:04,398 --> 01:20:06,499
6737Have you gotten
6738the Prime Minister yet?
6739
67401485
674101:20:06,501 --> 01:20:08,468
6742<i>...headed directly
6743into the World Trade Center.</i>
6744
67451486
674601:20:08,470 --> 01:20:10,069
6747<i>It just flew into it.</i>
6748
67491487
675001:20:10,071 --> 01:20:12,003
6751Canada's Prime Minister
6752is on the phone.
6753
67541488
675501:20:12,005 --> 01:20:13,338
6756That's right,
6757we got planes in the air
6758
67591489
676001:20:13,340 --> 01:20:14,940
6761and nowhere for them to land.
6762
67631490
676401:20:14,942 --> 01:20:17,942
6765Permission for them
6766to land at Canadian airports,
6767
67681491
676901:20:17,944 --> 01:20:19,411
6770international flights
6771into Newfoundland.
6772
67731492
677401:20:19,413 --> 01:20:21,347
6775I still have one plane
6776unaccounted for
6777
67781493
677901:20:21,349 --> 01:20:22,414
6780flying over Pennsylvania.
6781
67821494
678301:20:22,416 --> 01:20:23,516
6784Sir, Donald Rumsfeld
6785
67861495
678701:20:23,518 --> 01:20:24,784
6788is at the Pentagon
6789on line three.
6790
67911496
679201:20:24,786 --> 01:20:26,017
6793- That?
6794- Mm-hmm.
6795
67961497
679701:20:26,019 --> 01:20:27,254
6798Yes, sir.
6799
68001498
680101:20:28,456 --> 01:20:30,655
6802You have authorization
6803
68041499
680501:20:30,657 --> 01:20:33,158
6806to shoot down any aircraft
6807
68081500
680901:20:33,160 --> 01:20:34,960
6810deemed a threat.
6811
68121501
681301:20:34,962 --> 01:20:36,695
6814<i>Presidential authority?</i>
6815
68161502
681701:20:36,697 --> 01:20:37,762
6818That is correct.
6819
68201503
682101:20:37,764 --> 01:20:39,597
6822All orders are UNODIR.
6823
68241504
682501:20:39,599 --> 01:20:40,531
6826"UNODIR", sir?
6827
68281505
682901:20:40,533 --> 01:20:42,368
6830Unless otherwise directed.
6831
68321506
683301:20:42,370 --> 01:20:44,302
6834Mr. Vice President,
6835are we sure these are
6836
68371507
683801:20:44,304 --> 01:20:46,338
6839the proper rules of engagement?
6840
68411508
684201:20:46,340 --> 01:20:48,640
6843The country's under attack,
6844the ROE is fluid.
6845
68461509
684701:20:48,642 --> 01:20:51,142
6848- David... Addington, David.
6849- Yes, sir.
6850
68511510
685201:20:51,144 --> 01:20:52,645
6853<i>Now,
6854we don't know exactly</i>
6855
68561511
685701:20:52,647 --> 01:20:55,280
6858<i>what the people
6859in that room were thinking.</i>
6860
68611512
686201:20:55,282 --> 01:20:57,383
6863<i>But it's safe to assume</i>
6864
68651513
686601:20:57,385 --> 01:21:00,686
6867<i>that at least one person
6868wondered why</i>
6869
68701514
687101:21:00,688 --> 01:21:02,820
6872<i>in the midst
6873of the most fateful day</i>
6874
68751515
687601:21:02,822 --> 01:21:04,589
6877<i>in American history</i>
6878
68791516
688001:21:04,591 --> 01:21:07,627
6881<i>was Dick Cheney
6882talking to his lawyer.</i>
6883
68841517
688501:21:07,629 --> 01:21:09,328
6886And, um, what, um...
6887
68881518
688901:21:09,330 --> 01:21:11,897
6890- Mr. Vice President?
6891- ...authority will he need?
6892
68931519
689401:21:11,899 --> 01:21:13,266
6895So, start working on...
6896
68971520
689801:21:13,268 --> 01:21:14,435
6899Mr. Vice President?
6900
69011521
690201:21:15,470 --> 01:21:17,136
6903The congressional members
6904you sent
6905
69061522
690701:21:17,138 --> 01:21:18,803
6908to Mount Weather
6909Emergency Operations Center
6910
69111523
691201:21:18,805 --> 01:21:20,972
6913- wanna leave.
6914- Nope.
6915
69161524
691701:21:20,974 --> 01:21:22,307
6918Excuse me?
6919
69201525
692101:21:22,309 --> 01:21:24,343
6922They're not going anywhere.
6923
69241526
692501:21:24,345 --> 01:21:28,550
6926Just, uh, tell them, um,
6927we have all the helicopters.
6928
69291527
693001:21:29,716 --> 01:21:30,818
6931Yes, sir.
6932
69331528
693401:21:31,952 --> 01:21:33,252
6935I'm sorry,
6936that is a negative.
6937
69381529
693901:21:33,254 --> 01:21:35,353
6940They are to remain
6941where they are.
6942
69431530
694401:21:35,355 --> 01:21:37,589
6945There's no helicopters
6946available for evac.
6947
69481531
694901:21:37,591 --> 01:21:39,391
6950That is correct.
6951
69521532
695301:21:39,393 --> 01:21:42,163
6954If you would be so kind
6955to relay that information.
6956
69571533
695801:21:44,764 --> 01:21:45,799
6959Are we at war?
6960
69611534
696201:21:47,035 --> 01:21:48,667
6963Yes, we are.
6964
69651535
696601:21:48,669 --> 01:21:50,035
6967With whom?
6968
69691536
697001:22:02,450 --> 01:22:03,816
6971<i>Depot street.</i>
6972
69731537
697401:22:03,818 --> 01:22:05,458
6975<i>Truck pulling in
6976across from Depot Street.</i>
6977
69781538
697901:22:11,158 --> 01:22:14,093
6980<i>Unit 9-3.
69810-3-15 negative.</i>
6982
69831539
698401:22:17,130 --> 01:22:19,597
6985<i>1-5-2-7, Brian.</i>
6986
69871540
698801:22:19,599 --> 01:22:20,966
6989<i>God damn it.</i>
6990
69911541
699201:22:20,968 --> 01:22:22,267
6993We picked up chatter
6994
69951542
699601:22:22,269 --> 01:22:24,436
6997from well-known
6998Al-Qaeda operatives
6999
70001543
700101:22:24,438 --> 01:22:26,204
7002celebrating today's attack.
7003
70041544
700501:22:26,206 --> 01:22:27,505
7006We shouldn't rule out Iraq.
7007
70081545
700901:22:27,507 --> 01:22:29,508
7010But what's
7011Al-Qaeda's leader's name?
7012
70131546
701401:22:29,510 --> 01:22:31,744
7015His name is Osama bin Laden.
7016
70171547
701801:22:31,746 --> 01:22:33,411
7019But this is clearly Al-Qaeda.
7020
70211548
702201:22:33,413 --> 01:22:35,548
7023I've been tracking
7024their movements for years.
7025
70261549
702701:22:35,550 --> 01:22:37,082
7028Their fingerprints
7029are all over this.
7030
70311550
703201:22:37,084 --> 01:22:39,153
7033Iraq has all the good targets.
7034
70351551
703601:22:40,020 --> 01:22:41,387
7037Iraq has nothing
7038to do with this, Don.
7039
70401552
704101:22:41,389 --> 01:22:43,121
7042Richard,
7043you don't know that for sure.
7044
70451553
704601:22:43,123 --> 01:22:44,489
7047I do know that.
7048
70491554
705001:22:44,491 --> 01:22:45,691
7051Mr. President, if I may.
7052
70531555
705401:22:46,727 --> 01:22:49,762
7055Afghanistan is
7056Al-Qaeda's headquarters.
7057
70581556
705901:22:49,764 --> 01:22:51,329
7060- That is where our focus should be.
7061- Yeah.
7062
70631557
706401:22:51,331 --> 01:22:54,533
7065And the CIA would
7066be capable of taking out
7067
70681558
706901:22:54,535 --> 01:22:56,035
7070the Taliban's power structure.
7071
70721559
707301:22:56,037 --> 01:22:58,102
7074Yeah.
7075All due respect, George,
7076
70771560
707801:22:58,104 --> 01:22:59,038
7079Mr. President...
7080
70811561
708201:22:59,040 --> 01:23:01,005
7083we are the Pentagon,
7084
70851562
708601:23:01,007 --> 01:23:02,740
7087and this is what we do.
7088
70891563
709001:23:02,742 --> 01:23:03,911
7091Don.
7092
70931564
709401:23:14,956 --> 01:23:19,091
7095Okay. We'll, uh, we'll go
7096with Tenet and the CIA.
7097
70981565
709901:23:19,093 --> 01:23:21,325
7100I'll make some calls
7101to our allies.
7102
71031566
710401:23:21,327 --> 01:23:22,327
7105Thank you, sir.
7106
71071567
710801:23:25,565 --> 01:23:29,668
7109I think, uh, given the current
7110situation, Mr. President,
7111
71121568
711301:23:29,670 --> 01:23:33,405
7114it is wise that we not be
7115in the same location
7116
71171569
711801:23:33,407 --> 01:23:37,109
7119for COG,
7120Continuity of Government.
7121
71221570
712301:23:37,111 --> 01:23:39,412
7124Of course.
7125
71261571
712701:23:40,180 --> 01:23:42,282
7128We gonna be all right
7129on this, aren't we?
7130
71311572
713201:23:43,317 --> 01:23:46,654
7133Yes, sir. Yes, we are.
7134
71351573
713601:23:50,157 --> 01:23:52,924
7137<i>Angler has taken
7138off to an undisclosed location.</i>
7139
71401574
714101:23:52,926 --> 01:23:54,660
7142<i>I repeat, Angler is airborne.</i>
7143
71441575
714501:23:54,662 --> 01:23:56,829
7146<i>Angler? That's the VP?</i>
7147
71481576
714901:23:56,831 --> 01:23:58,463
7150<i>I thought only
7151the president could land</i>
7152
71531577
715401:23:58,465 --> 01:24:00,298
7155<i>and take off
7156from the south lawn.</i>
7157
71581578
715901:24:00,300 --> 01:24:01,734
7160<i>What can I tell you?</i>
7161
71621579
716301:24:01,736 --> 01:24:02,970
7164<i>Today's fucked.</i>
7165
71661580
716701:24:27,361 --> 01:24:30,562
7168<i>This intelligence
7169has been edited,</i>
7170
71711581
717201:24:30,564 --> 01:24:33,199
7173<i>redacted, and reduced.</i>
7174
71751582
717601:24:33,201 --> 01:24:35,200
7177Mr. Vice President,
7178usually we vet
7179
71801583
718101:24:35,202 --> 01:24:36,602
7182the daily intelligence
7183threat matrix
7184
71851584
718601:24:36,604 --> 01:24:38,837
7187to eliminate unreliable
7188sources, non-players...
7189
71901585
719101:24:38,839 --> 01:24:43,845
7192<i>Stop. Don't you dare give me
7193a damn disquisition...</i>
7194
71951586
719601:24:44,845 --> 01:24:46,344
7197<i>on what I cannot hear.</i>
7198
71991587
720001:24:46,346 --> 01:24:48,347
7201Mr. Vice President,
7202
72031588
720401:24:48,349 --> 01:24:50,029
7205a lot of this intelligence
7206is not verified.
7207
72081589
720901:24:51,352 --> 01:24:52,651
7210<i>I'm gonna say this
7211for the last time.</i>
7212
72131590
721401:24:52,653 --> 01:24:53,651
7215<i>I want to hear everything</i>
7216
72171591
721801:24:53,653 --> 01:24:56,353
7219<i>every day, from now on.</i>
7220
72211592
722201:24:56,355 --> 01:24:57,589
7223Yes, sir.
7224
72251593
722601:24:57,591 --> 01:24:59,891
7227<i>Proceed.</i>
7228
72291594
723001:24:59,893 --> 01:25:02,293
7231We're tracking
7232the possibility of bio-attacks
7233
72341595
723501:25:02,295 --> 01:25:05,730
7236using Sarin gas,
7237cowpox, Ebola.
7238
72391596
724001:25:05,732 --> 01:25:08,636
7241There was a post
7242on a dark website
7243
72441597
724501:25:09,769 --> 01:25:12,404
7246about mass beheadings
7247in residential areas.
7248
72491598
725001:25:12,406 --> 01:25:13,804
7251Movie studios, museums,
7252
72531599
725401:25:13,806 --> 01:25:17,075
7255subways, daycare centers
7256may all be targets.
7257
72581600
725901:25:17,077 --> 01:25:18,377
7260A source has told an asset
7261
72621601
726301:25:18,379 --> 01:25:20,411
7264about fire-bombs
7265targeting hospitals.
7266
72671602
726801:25:20,413 --> 01:25:21,713
7269A video was captured
7270
72711603
727201:25:21,715 --> 01:25:23,682
7273describing televised executions
7274
72751604
727601:25:23,684 --> 01:25:25,718
7277interrupting
7278American network TV.
7279
72801605
728101:25:25,720 --> 01:25:27,552
7282Sporting
7283events, tourist attractions,
7284
72851606
728601:25:27,554 --> 01:25:29,087
7287New Year's celebrations,
7288religious ceremonies,
7289
72901607
729101:25:29,089 --> 01:25:30,855
7292are all hard targets.
7293
72941608
729501:25:30,857 --> 01:25:32,391
7296<i>Machine-gun
7297attacks at high-profile...</i>
7298
72991609
730001:25:32,393 --> 01:25:33,892
7301Biological agents inside...
7302
73031610
730401:25:33,894 --> 01:25:35,392
7305Coordinated fire-bombings
7306
73071611
730801:25:35,394 --> 01:25:37,195
7309of commuter trains
7310across North America.
7311
73121612
731301:25:37,197 --> 01:25:39,330
7314<i>Water filtration
7315plants targeted with bio-weapons</i>
7316
73171613
731801:25:39,332 --> 01:25:40,432
7319<i>and killing a million people.</i>
7320
73211614
732201:25:40,434 --> 01:25:41,833
7323<i>A briefcase nuke</i>
7324
73251615
732601:25:41,835 --> 01:25:43,835
7327<i>being driven into
7328a major city and detonated.</i>
7329
73301616
733101:25:43,837 --> 01:25:45,270
7332<i>Airborne
7333bio-weapons can be put</i>
7334
73351617
733601:25:45,272 --> 01:25:46,704
7337<i>into the
7338air conditioning units</i>
7339
73401618
734101:25:46,706 --> 01:25:48,906
7342<i>of large shopping malls
7343or casinos.</i>
7344
73451619
734601:25:48,908 --> 01:25:50,776
7347<i>A beloved
7348celebrity has been targeted</i>
7349
73501620
735101:25:50,778 --> 01:25:52,210
7352<i>for kidnapping
7353and possibly beheading.</i>
7354
73551621
735601:25:52,212 --> 01:25:53,611
7357<i>Phosphorus bombs,</i>
7358
73591622
736001:25:53,613 --> 01:25:55,882
7361<i>chlorine attacks, mustard gas,
7362cluster bombs...</i>
7363
73641623
736501:26:04,892 --> 01:26:06,527
7366I'm scared, Dick.
7367
73681624
736901:26:13,968 --> 01:26:16,136
7370I'll always take care
7371of you, Lynne.
7372
73731625
737401:26:17,837 --> 01:26:18,837
7375You know that.
7376
73771626
737801:26:22,042 --> 01:26:23,611
7379What are you going to do?
7380
73811627
738201:27:04,251 --> 01:27:05,251
7383Move, move, move!
7384
73851628
738601:27:12,425 --> 01:27:14,859
7387So, while Powell, the CIA,
7388
73891629
739001:27:14,861 --> 01:27:16,727
7391and their
7392international coalition
7393
73941630
739501:27:16,729 --> 01:27:19,330
7396toppled the Taliban
7397and took Afghanistan
7398
73991631
740001:27:19,332 --> 01:27:20,899
7401in a matter of weeks,
7402
74031632
740401:27:20,901 --> 01:27:23,767
7405Cheney had found something
7406much more powerful
7407
74081633
740901:27:23,769 --> 01:27:26,706
7410than missiles or jet planes.
7411
74121634
741301:27:27,707 --> 01:27:29,775
7414<i>Mr. Vice President,
7415this is John Yoo.</i>
7416
74171635
741801:27:29,777 --> 01:27:31,913
7419<i>It's a pleasure to meet you,
7420Mr. Vice President.</i>
7421
74221636
742301:27:33,779 --> 01:27:35,213
7424<i>So David told me
7425you're looking</i>
7426
74271637
742801:27:35,215 --> 01:27:37,482
7429<i>for executive authority.</i>
7430
74311638
743201:27:37,484 --> 01:27:38,883
7433Mm-hmm.
7434
74351639
743601:27:38,885 --> 01:27:40,165
7437<i>John here
7438is definitely your guy.</i>
7439
74401640
744101:27:41,554 --> 01:27:44,121
7442<i>The war we're now fighting</i>
7443
74441641
744501:27:44,123 --> 01:27:47,894
7446<i>will require resources
7447and abilities that the, uh...</i>
7448
74491642
745001:27:49,063 --> 01:27:53,731
7451<i>the current interpretation
7452of the law... impedes.</i>
7453
74541643
745501:27:53,733 --> 01:27:54,900
7456The vice president believes
7457
74581644
745901:27:54,902 --> 01:27:57,035
7460it is the duty
7461of the commander-in-chief
7462
74631645
746401:27:57,037 --> 01:27:58,137
7465to protect the nation
7466
74671646
746801:27:58,139 --> 01:27:59,338
7469and that no other obligation,
7470
74711647
747201:27:59,340 --> 01:28:00,806
7473whether to Congress
7474or existing treaty
7475
74761648
747701:28:00,808 --> 01:28:02,176
7478<i>supersedes that dut.</i>
7479
74801649
748101:28:03,443 --> 01:28:04,978
7482<i>How do you feel
7483about that statemen?</i>
7484
74851650
748601:28:06,313 --> 01:28:07,482
7487<i>I couldn't agree more.</i>
7488
74891651
749001:28:08,948 --> 01:28:11,450
7491<i>John Yoo's
7492first legal opinion</i>
7493
74941652
749501:28:11,452 --> 01:28:13,584
7496<i>allowed the US government</i>
7497
74981653
749901:28:13,586 --> 01:28:16,721
7500<i>to monitor every citizens'
7501phone calls,</i>
7502
75031654
750401:28:16,723 --> 01:28:19,156
7505<i>texts, and e-mails
7506without a warrant.</i>
7507
75081655
750901:28:20,595 --> 01:28:23,928
7510<i>It was a giant legal leap</i>
7511
75121656
751301:28:23,930 --> 01:28:26,267
7514<i>based on sketchy law at best.</i>
7515
75161657
751701:28:27,268 --> 01:28:29,700
7518<i>But John Yoo's masterpiece,</i>
7519
75201658
752101:28:29,702 --> 01:28:32,572
7522<i>his</i> Moby-Dick, <i>if you will,</i>
7523
75241659
752501:28:33,674 --> 01:28:35,539
7526<i>was the torture memo.</i>
7527
75281660
752901:28:35,541 --> 01:28:37,644
7530...your fucking contact is!
7531
75321661
753301:28:38,711 --> 01:28:40,012
7534Where're your fucking hands?
7535
75361662
753701:28:40,014 --> 01:28:42,283
7538What about
7539the Geneva Convention?
7540
75411663
754201:28:43,117 --> 01:28:45,350
7543The Geneva Convention
7544is open to interpretation.
7545
75461664
754701:28:45,352 --> 01:28:47,052
7548What exactly does that mean?
7549
75501665
755101:28:47,054 --> 01:28:49,853
7552Stress positions,
7553
75541666
755501:28:49,855 --> 01:28:51,490
7556waterboarding,
7557confided spaces, dogs...
7558
75591667
756001:28:51,492 --> 01:28:53,261
7561We're calling it
7562"enhanced interrogation."
7563
75641668
756501:28:54,260 --> 01:28:55,759
7566Are we sure
7567none of this fits
7568
75691669
757001:28:55,761 --> 01:28:57,495
7571in the definition
7572of "torture"?
7573
75741670
757501:28:57,497 --> 01:28:58,829
7576The US doesn't torture.
7577
75781671
757901:28:58,831 --> 01:29:02,967
7580Therefore,
7581if the US does it,
7582
75831672
758401:29:02,969 --> 01:29:06,003
7585by definition,
7586it can't be torture.
7587
75881673
758901:29:10,044 --> 01:29:11,743
7590<i>But torture and privacy laws</i>
7591
75921674
759301:29:11,745 --> 01:29:14,545
7594<i>weren't the only laws Cheney
7595re-wrote with John Yoo.</i>
7596
75971675
759801:29:14,547 --> 01:29:17,716
7599<i>They had a full menu
7600of legal opinions</i>
7601
76021676
760301:29:17,718 --> 01:29:19,884
7604<i>stretching and challenging
7605constitutional</i>
7606
76071677
760801:29:19,886 --> 01:29:21,686
7609<i>and international law.</i>
7610
76111678
761201:29:21,688 --> 01:29:23,588
7613Good evening, gentlemen.
7614
76151679
761601:29:23,590 --> 01:29:26,691
7617Tonight we're offering
7618the enemy combatant,
7619
76201680
762101:29:26,693 --> 01:29:29,128
7622whereby a person
7623is not a prisoner of war,
7624
76251681
762601:29:29,130 --> 01:29:31,030
7627or a criminal,
7628which means of course
7629
76301682
763101:29:31,032 --> 01:29:33,731
7632that he has absolutely
7633no protection under the law.
7634
76351683
763601:29:33,733 --> 01:29:36,267
7637We're also offering
7638an extraordinary rendition
7639
76401684
764101:29:36,269 --> 01:29:39,837
7642where suspects are abducted
7643without record on foreign soil
7644
76451685
764601:29:39,839 --> 01:29:41,339
7647and taken to foreign prisons
7648
76491686
765001:29:41,341 --> 01:29:42,673
7651in countries that still torture.
7652
76531687
765401:29:42,675 --> 01:29:44,409
7655Oh, that sounds delicious.
7656
76571688
765801:29:44,411 --> 01:29:46,277
7659We also have Guantanamo Bay,
7660
76611689
766201:29:46,279 --> 01:29:48,280
7663which is very,
7664very complicated,
7665
76661690
766701:29:48,282 --> 01:29:49,914
7668but it does allow you
7669to operate
7670
76711691
767201:29:49,916 --> 01:29:52,250
7673outside the purview
7674of due process
7675
76761692
767701:29:52,252 --> 01:29:54,852
7678on land which isn't
7679technically US territory,
7680
76811693
768201:29:54,854 --> 01:29:56,987
7683but where we still
7684do have control.
7685
76861694
768701:29:56,989 --> 01:29:59,557
7688And also, we have
7689a very fresh and delicious
7690
76911695
769201:29:59,559 --> 01:30:01,793
7693War Powers Act interpretation
7694
76951696
769601:30:01,795 --> 01:30:03,928
7697which gives the executive
7698branch broad powers
7699
77001697
770101:30:03,930 --> 01:30:06,498
7702to attack nations or people
7703
77041698
770501:30:06,500 --> 01:30:08,767
7706who it deems
7707still possibly a threat.
7708
77091699
771001:30:08,769 --> 01:30:11,803
7711We have the fact that under
7712the unitary executive theory,
7713
77141700
771501:30:11,805 --> 01:30:13,504
7716if the president
7717does anything,
7718
77191701
772001:30:13,506 --> 01:30:15,106
7721it must be legal.
7722
77231702
772401:30:15,108 --> 01:30:18,276
7725Which, of course, means you can
7726do whatever the fuck you want.
7727
77281703
772901:30:18,278 --> 01:30:19,576
7730So, gentlemen,
7731
77321704
773301:30:19,578 --> 01:30:20,678
7734which would you like?
7735
77361705
773701:30:20,680 --> 01:30:23,580
7738Hmm. We'll, uh,
7739we'll have them all.
7740
77411706
774201:30:23,582 --> 01:30:25,083
7743Excellent choice.
7744
77451707
774601:30:25,085 --> 01:30:26,120
7747Thank you.
7748
77491708
775001:30:26,987 --> 01:30:30,187
7751Look, Dick,
7752uh, we've been working
7753
77541709
775501:30:30,189 --> 01:30:32,656
7756with these focus groups
7757and advertising executives
7758
77591710
776001:30:32,658 --> 01:30:34,860
7761to try and sell
7762the War on Terror.
7763
77641711
776501:30:34,862 --> 01:30:37,329
7766<i>I'll reiterate,
7767we are still being recorded,</i>
7768
77691712
777001:30:37,331 --> 01:30:39,231
7771<i>and there still may
7772or may not be clients</i>
7773
77741713
777501:30:39,233 --> 01:30:40,531
7776<i>back behind
7777the two-way mirrors...</i>
7778
77791714
778001:30:40,533 --> 01:30:43,334
7781These guys are pretty sharp.
7782
77831715
778401:30:43,336 --> 01:30:44,337
7785Go on.
7786
77871716
778801:30:45,404 --> 01:30:46,672
7789There's a problem.
7790
77911717
779201:30:46,674 --> 01:30:48,205
7793The results show
7794that people are confused.
7795
77961718
779701:30:48,207 --> 01:30:50,874
7798<i>You all support
7799the president,</i>
7800
78011719
780201:30:50,876 --> 01:30:54,846
7803<i>you hate terrorism,
7804yet you're still confused.</i>
7805
78061720
780701:30:54,848 --> 01:30:57,350
7808<i>Can you tell me why?
7809Anybody?</i>
7810
78111721
781201:30:58,318 --> 01:31:01,852
7813<i>Don't we have to just
7814get Osama bin Laden? He did it.</i>
7815
78161722
781701:31:01,854 --> 01:31:04,856
7818So why are they calling it
7819a war? A war with who?
7820
78211723
782201:31:04,858 --> 01:31:06,458
7823<i>Okay, thank you, Mark.</i>
7824
78251724
782601:31:06,460 --> 01:31:08,860
7827<i>Uh, Jasmine, jump in, please.</i>
7828
78291725
783001:31:08,862 --> 01:31:11,361
7831I don't get what this
7832Al-Qaeda is.
7833
78341726
783501:31:11,363 --> 01:31:13,932
7836Are they a country, like,
7837why can't we just bomb them?
7838
78391727
784001:31:13,934 --> 01:31:15,366
7841That's really interesting.
7842
78431728
784401:31:15,368 --> 01:31:19,404
7845Um, is anybody else confused
7846about what Al-Qaeda is?
7847
78481729
784901:31:19,406 --> 01:31:20,772
7850<i>Show of hands, please.</i>
7851
78521730
785301:31:20,774 --> 01:31:23,107
7854<i>One, two, three, four,
7855five, six, seven...</i>
7856
78571731
785801:31:23,109 --> 01:31:25,877
7859<i>That's a lot of you. Right?</i>
7860
78611732
786201:31:25,879 --> 01:31:27,846
7863Would it be less confusing
7864
78651733
786601:31:27,848 --> 01:31:29,347
7867if it was a country?
7868
78691734
787001:31:29,349 --> 01:31:30,449
7871Damn right.
7872
78731735
787401:31:30,451 --> 01:31:31,919
7875I'm angry as hell.
7876
78771736
787801:31:32,719 --> 01:31:35,453
7879We've gotta fuck someone up.
7880
78811737
788201:31:35,455 --> 01:31:36,954
7883<i>Got it. Mark.</i>
7884
78851738
788601:31:36,956 --> 01:31:39,091
7887Really strong feelings coming
7888from Mark. I'm interested.
7889
78901739
789101:31:39,093 --> 01:31:40,725
7892Does anybody else feel
7893the same or agree...
7894
78951740
789601:31:40,727 --> 01:31:42,830
7897They understand
7898we're at war, but...
7899
79001741
790101:31:43,630 --> 01:31:45,364
7902they don't know
7903against who.
7904
79051742
790601:31:45,366 --> 01:31:46,964
7907They want a country.
7908
79091743
791001:31:46,966 --> 01:31:48,365
7911It's cleaner, simpler.
7912
79131744
791401:31:48,367 --> 01:31:50,267
7915That would
7916certainly help us legally.
7917
79181745
791901:31:50,269 --> 01:31:51,705
7920Hmm. Well...
7921
79221746
792301:31:52,839 --> 01:31:55,042
7924looks like it's time
7925to take Iraq.
7926
79271747
792801:31:56,443 --> 01:31:59,213
7929It is about goddamn time.
7930
79311748
793201:32:02,882 --> 01:32:07,585
7933It's called
7934the Office of Special Plans.
7935
79361749
793701:32:07,587 --> 01:32:10,687
7938Tenet is not yet
7939serious enough
7940
79411750
794201:32:10,689 --> 01:32:13,124
7943about the threat
7944that Saddam poses
7945
79461751
794701:32:13,126 --> 01:32:14,929
7948to the global war
7949on terror.
7950
79511752
795201:32:15,961 --> 01:32:17,728
7953But I can promise you
7954
79551753
795601:32:17,730 --> 01:32:19,830
7957that this
7958intelligence group will be.
7959
79601754
796101:32:19,832 --> 01:32:20,966
7962Wolfie, I got something.
7963
79641755
796501:32:20,968 --> 01:32:22,267
7966Truck transmissions.
7967
79681756
796901:32:22,269 --> 01:32:23,936
7970If there's a donkey
7971with a radio up his ass,
7972
79731757
797401:32:23,938 --> 01:32:25,003
7975I wanna know
7976what it's transmitting.
7977
79781758
797901:32:25,005 --> 01:32:27,007
7980I think that's
7981an excellent idea.
7982
79831759
798401:32:29,175 --> 01:32:31,509
7985I've been wantin' to take
7986that motherfucker Saddam down
7987
79881760
798901:32:31,511 --> 01:32:33,078
7990- for a long time.
7991- Hmm.
7992
79931761
799401:32:33,080 --> 01:32:35,112
7995Here's a report
7996that says Mohamed Atta,
7997
79981762
799901:32:35,114 --> 01:32:36,681
8000one of the 9-11 hijackers,
8001
80021763
800301:32:36,683 --> 01:32:39,316
8004may have met with
8005an Iraqi spy in Prague.
8006
80071764
800801:32:39,318 --> 01:32:40,884
8009It's a really
8010strong statement.
8011
80121765
801301:32:40,886 --> 01:32:42,786
8014Does anybody agree
8015with that statement?
8016
80171766
801801:32:42,788 --> 01:32:45,557
8019Wait a minute.
8020We can't just bomb people.
8021
80221767
802301:32:45,559 --> 01:32:46,591
8024- Oh, please.
8025- Yeah, no.
8026
80271768
802801:32:46,593 --> 01:32:47,758
8029It's from Czech intelligence,
8030
80311769
803201:32:47,760 --> 01:32:49,526
8033and they question
8034its credibility.
8035
80361770
803701:32:49,528 --> 01:32:51,762
8038I've been to Prague.
8039They question everything.
8040
80411771
804201:32:51,764 --> 01:32:54,766
8043Who wants to be
8044an anonymous source?
8045
80461772
804701:32:54,768 --> 01:32:56,368
8048Make sure you work
8049in the phrase,
8050
80511773
805201:32:56,370 --> 01:32:58,302
8053"We don't want the smoking gun
8054to be a mushroom cloud."
8055
80561774
805701:32:58,304 --> 01:33:00,638
8058That focus-grouped
8059through the roof.
8060
80611775
806201:33:00,640 --> 01:33:02,973
8063There will always
8064be uncertainty
8065
80661776
806701:33:02,975 --> 01:33:05,977
8068about when he will acquire
8069nuclear weapons.
8070
80711777
807201:33:05,979 --> 01:33:08,480
8073<i>But we don't want
8074the smoking gun</i>
8075
80761778
807701:33:08,482 --> 01:33:09,815
8078<i>to be a mushroom cloud.</i>
8079
80801779
808101:33:09,817 --> 01:33:11,850
8082<i>There is a smoking gun
8083or a mushroom cloud</i>
8084
80851780
808601:33:11,852 --> 01:33:13,785
8087<i>- we have waited too long.
8088- Simply stated,</i>
8089
80901781
809101:33:13,787 --> 01:33:16,154
8092<i>there is no doubt
8093that Saddam Hussein</i>
8094
80951782
809601:33:16,156 --> 01:33:18,356
8097<i>now has weapons
8098of mass destruction.</i>
8099
81001783
810101:33:18,358 --> 01:33:20,225
8102<i>We gotta get rid
8103of this dictator.</i>
8104
81051784
810601:33:20,227 --> 01:33:21,959
8107<i>He's got anthrax,
8108he's got all these weapons...</i>
8109
81101785
811101:33:21,961 --> 01:33:24,029
8112<i>There is no doubt
8113he is amassing them</i>
8114
81151786
811601:33:24,031 --> 01:33:25,730
8117<i>to use them
8118against our friends,</i>
8119
81201787
812101:33:25,732 --> 01:33:27,798
8122<i>against our allies,
8123and against us.</i>
8124
81251788
812601:33:27,800 --> 01:33:30,735
8127<i>When, and not if, but when</i>
8128
81291789
813001:33:30,737 --> 01:33:33,437
8131<i>Saddam creates
8132and uses nuclear weapons,</i>
8133
81341790
813501:33:33,439 --> 01:33:35,373
8136<i>what will we tell
8137the American people?</i>
8138
81391791
814001:33:35,375 --> 01:33:39,244
8141<i>Saddam Hussein will continue
8142to increase his capacity</i>
8143
81441792
814501:33:39,246 --> 01:33:41,545
8146<i>to wage biological
8147and chemical warfare.</i>
8148
81491793
815001:33:41,547 --> 01:33:42,780
8151- Hello?
8152<i>- Whassup!</i>
8153
81541794
815501:33:47,187 --> 01:33:49,987
8156To show that we will stand up
8157for what we know to be right,
8158
81591795
816001:33:49,989 --> 01:33:52,222
8161to show that we will confront
8162the tyrannies
8163
81641796
816501:33:52,224 --> 01:33:53,892
8166and dictatorships
8167and terrorists
8168
81691797
817001:33:53,894 --> 01:33:55,860
8171who put our way of life
8172at risk.
8173
81741798
817501:33:55,862 --> 01:33:57,728
8176<i>...of winning
8177a second UN resolution</i>
8178
81791799
818001:33:57,730 --> 01:33:59,664
8181<i>authorizing war against Iraq.</i>
8182
81831800
818401:33:59,666 --> 01:34:01,199
8185<i>So tonight President Bush...</i>
8186
81871801
818801:34:01,201 --> 01:34:03,500
8189<i>...and the hopes
8190of an oppressed people...</i>
8191
81921802
819301:34:03,502 --> 01:34:04,572
8194The tribe has spoken.
8195
81961803
819701:34:07,373 --> 01:34:09,941
8198Polling for an invasion
8199of Iraq
8200
82011804
820201:34:09,943 --> 01:34:12,076
8203is at 53 percent.
8204
82051805
820601:34:12,078 --> 01:34:13,645
8207Focus groups show people
8208
82091806
821001:34:13,647 --> 01:34:15,713
8211still aren't sure
8212about a connection
8213
82141807
821501:34:15,715 --> 01:34:18,316
8216between Saddam and Al-Qaeda.
8217
82181808
821901:34:18,318 --> 01:34:19,918
8220And France and Germany
8221have both said
8222
82231809
822401:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,753
8225that they will not join
8226our coalition
8227
82281810
822901:34:21,755 --> 01:34:23,454
8230And neither will Israel.
8231
82321811
823301:34:23,456 --> 01:34:26,723
8234Ariel and I we went
8235to the Wall together with Condi.
8236
82371812
823801:34:26,725 --> 01:34:27,892
8239We-we prayed together.
8240
82411813
824201:34:27,894 --> 01:34:30,027
8243Israel's one
8244of our closest allies.
8245
82461814
824701:34:30,029 --> 01:34:33,164
8248They said an invasion
8249of Iraq would...
8250
82511815
825201:34:33,166 --> 01:34:35,400
8253destabilize the region, sir,
8254
82551816
825601:34:35,402 --> 01:34:37,683
8257and that they don't believe
8258Saddam is an immediate threat.
8259
82601817
826101:34:38,438 --> 01:34:39,838
8262That's not good.
8263
82641818
826501:34:39,840 --> 01:34:42,606
8266I really want
8267a strong coalition for this.
8268
82691819
827001:34:42,608 --> 01:34:44,142
8271I have an idea.
8272
82731820
827401:34:44,144 --> 01:34:46,076
8275Secretary Powell has
8276the highest
8277
82781821
827901:34:46,078 --> 01:34:48,349
8280trustworthy ratings
8281of all of us.
8282
82831822
828401:34:49,215 --> 01:34:51,516
8285What if he gave an address
8286to the UN
8287
82881823
828901:34:51,518 --> 01:34:53,185
8290and the American people
8291
82921824
829301:34:53,187 --> 01:34:55,253
8294to push this over
8295the finish line?
8296
82971825
829801:34:55,255 --> 01:34:57,422
8299Karl, I have been very vocal,
8300
83011826
830201:34:57,424 --> 01:34:59,958
8303very vocal about my reservations
8304about invading Iraq.
8305
83061827
830701:34:59,960 --> 01:35:03,561
8308Oh! Colin, you're such
8309a nervous Nellie.
8310
83111828
831201:35:03,563 --> 01:35:05,862
8313- We are talking about invading...
8314- A worry wart.
8315
83161829
831701:35:05,864 --> 01:35:07,499
8318- ...a sovereign nation...
8319- Sovereign nation?
8320
83211830
832201:35:07,501 --> 01:35:09,901
8323- ...without any provocation, Don.
8324- Don't give me that...
8325
83261831
832701:35:09,903 --> 01:35:11,302
8328It is a sovereign nation, Don.
8329
83301832
833101:35:11,304 --> 01:35:12,870
8332...in any way, shape,
8333or form. You're wrong.
8334
83351833
833601:35:12,872 --> 01:35:14,105
8337What's the exit strategy?
8338
83391834
834001:35:14,107 --> 01:35:16,141
8341What, what about
8342the intelligence?
8343
83441835
834501:35:16,143 --> 01:35:18,109
8346- Does the intelligence matter to you at all?
8347- The exit strategy. Oh, please.
8348
83491836
835001:35:18,111 --> 01:35:19,576
8351- You break it, you bought it.
8352- You know you're wrong.
8353
83541837
835501:35:19,578 --> 01:35:21,146
8356- You break it, you bought it.
8357- You're a chicken-shit.
8358
83591838
836001:35:21,148 --> 01:35:23,315
8361All right.
8362Hey, hey, hey, all right.
8363
83641839
836501:35:23,317 --> 01:35:24,816
8366Ho-ho-ho-ho.
8367
83681840
836901:35:24,818 --> 01:35:26,186
8370Let-let's slow down.
8371
83721841
837301:35:27,086 --> 01:35:28,719
8374That's enough of that,
8375you guys.
8376
83771842
837801:35:28,721 --> 01:35:30,090
8379Well, are you...
8380
83811843
838201:35:31,190 --> 01:35:34,228
8383gonna take
8384Saddam down or not?
8385
83861844
838701:35:35,095 --> 01:35:37,364
8388You are the president.
8389
83901845
839101:35:39,965 --> 01:35:43,703
8392War... is yours.
8393
83941846
839501:35:45,371 --> 01:35:48,906
8396Not the UN,
8397not some coalition.
8398
83991847
840001:35:48,908 --> 01:35:51,111
8401Do not share powers...
8402
84031848
840401:35:52,077 --> 01:35:53,980
8405that are yours alone.
8406
84071849
840801:36:01,354 --> 01:36:04,722
8409George, make sure
8410Powell sees the intelligence.
8411
84121850
841301:36:04,724 --> 01:36:06,289
8414Yes, sir.
8415
84161851
841701:36:06,291 --> 01:36:08,426
8418Colin,
8419I want you to make that speech.
8420
84211852
842201:36:08,428 --> 01:36:10,494
8423I'm president,
8424and I want this to happen.
8425
84261853
842701:36:10,496 --> 01:36:11,795
8428- Yes, sir.
8429- Yes, sir.
8430
84311854
843201:36:11,797 --> 01:36:13,431
8433Yes, sir.
8434
84351855
843601:36:13,433 --> 01:36:15,333
8437I look forward to being briefed
8438on that intelligence.
8439
84401856
844101:36:15,335 --> 01:36:18,136
8442On another note, I've been
8443handed a credible report
8444
84451857
844601:36:18,138 --> 01:36:21,806
8447of a small terrorist enclave
8448in North Eastern Iraq.
8449
84501858
845101:36:21,808 --> 01:36:22,906
8452If we're gonna invade,
8453
84541859
845501:36:22,908 --> 01:36:24,508
8456we suggest taking it
8457out before.
8458
84591860
846001:36:24,510 --> 01:36:26,410
8461Let it go, George.
8462We have bigger fish to fry.
8463
84641861
846501:36:26,412 --> 01:36:28,545
8466Let me see that intelligence.
8467
84681862
846901:36:28,547 --> 01:36:30,248
8470Of course.
8471
84721863
847301:36:30,250 --> 01:36:33,218
8474<i>That classified document</i>
8475
84761864
847701:36:33,220 --> 01:36:37,554
8478<i>described a terrorist named
8479Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi</i>
8480
84811865
848201:36:37,556 --> 01:36:40,024
8483<i>who had started
8484as a drug dealer and pimp</i>
8485
84861866
848701:36:40,026 --> 01:36:41,692
8488<i>before becoming
8489fully radicalized</i>
8490
84911867
849201:36:41,694 --> 01:36:43,762
8493<i>in a Jordanian prison.</i>
8494
84951868
849601:36:43,764 --> 01:36:47,097
8497<i>Zarqawi went to meet
8498bin Laden in Afghanistan.</i>
8499
85001869
850101:36:47,099 --> 01:36:49,601
8502Did he or did he not meet
8503with Al-Qaeda?
8504
85051870
850601:36:49,603 --> 01:36:54,306
8507<i>But Zarqawi had vowed
8508to kill all Shia Muslims,</i>
8509
85101871
851101:36:54,308 --> 01:36:57,609
8512<i>and bin Laden's mother
8513was Shia.</i>
8514
85151872
851601:36:57,611 --> 01:36:59,877
8517<i>So the meeting
8518didn't go over well.</i>
8519
85201873
852101:36:59,879 --> 01:37:01,579
8522They had
8523no operational contact.
8524
85251874
852601:37:01,581 --> 01:37:02,646
8527Hogwash.
8528
85291875
853001:37:02,648 --> 01:37:05,850
8531Larry,
8532have you seen this speech?
8533
85341876
853501:37:05,852 --> 01:37:07,351
8536Yes, sir. It's bone-thin.
8537
85381877
853901:37:07,353 --> 01:37:10,021
8540I saw at least five pieces
8541of disproved intel in there.
8542
85431878
854401:37:10,023 --> 01:37:11,121
8545Who wrote it?
8546
85471879
854801:37:11,123 --> 01:37:12,457
8549They said
8550it was the president,
8551
85521880
855301:37:12,459 --> 01:37:13,924
8554but I think you can guess
8555who really wrote it.
8556
85571881
855801:37:13,926 --> 01:37:16,162
8559Well, there's no need
8560to yell, Larry.
8561
85621882
856301:37:16,996 --> 01:37:20,298
8564Yeah, well,
8565we reviewed the speech,
8566
85671883
856801:37:20,300 --> 01:37:22,236
8569we gave some notes.
8570
85711884
857201:37:23,603 --> 01:37:27,304
8573Powell really doesn't have
8574a clue, does he?
8575
85761885
857701:37:27,306 --> 01:37:29,908
8578<i>After the US
8579invaded Afghanistan,</i>
8580
85811886
858201:37:29,910 --> 01:37:32,476
8583<i>Zarqawi set up shop in Iraq.</i>
8584
85851887
858601:37:32,478 --> 01:37:35,212
8587<i>It was the only connection
8588Cheney had</i>
8589
85901888
859101:37:35,214 --> 01:37:37,115
8592<i>between Al-Qaeda and Iraq.</i>
8593
85941889
859501:37:37,117 --> 01:37:39,517
8596<i>The Security Council
8597will now begin</i>
8598
85991890
860001:37:39,519 --> 01:37:43,521
8601<i>its consideration
8602of item two of the agend.</i>
8603
86041891
860501:37:43,523 --> 01:37:45,722
8606<i>I call now
8607on the distinguished</i>
8608
86091892
861001:37:45,724 --> 01:37:47,025
8611<i>Secretary of State</i>
8612
86131893
861401:37:47,027 --> 01:37:48,892
8615<i>of the United States
8616of America,</i>
8617
86181894
861901:37:48,894 --> 01:37:51,396
8620<i>His Excellency,
8621Mr. Colin Powell.</i>
8622
86231895
862401:37:51,398 --> 01:37:54,231
8625<i>My purpose here today
8626is to share with you</i>
8627
86281896
862901:37:54,233 --> 01:37:55,533
8630<i>what the United States knows</i>
8631
86321897
863301:37:55,535 --> 01:37:58,703
8634<i>about Iraq's weapons
8635of mass destruction</i>
8636
86371898
863801:37:58,705 --> 01:38:01,638
8639<i>as well as Iraq's involvement
8640in terrorism.</i>
8641
86421899
864301:38:01,640 --> 01:38:04,642
8644<i>Iraq, today, harbors
8645a deadly terrorist network</i>
8646
86471900
864801:38:04,644 --> 01:38:07,579
8649<i>headed by
8650Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,</i>
8651
86521901
865301:38:07,581 --> 01:38:09,813
8654<i>an associate
8655and collaborator...</i>
8656
86571902
865801:38:09,815 --> 01:38:12,549
8659<i>Powell's UN address was
8660seen by millions of Americans,</i>
8661
86621903
866301:38:12,551 --> 01:38:15,219
8664<i>but other people
8665were watching as well.</i>
8666
86671904
866801:38:15,221 --> 01:38:17,088
8669<i>Collaborator
8670of Osama bin Laden</i>
8671
86721905
867301:38:17,090 --> 01:38:18,725
8674<i>and his Al-Qaeda
8675lieutenants...</i>
8676
86771906
867801:38:19,526 --> 01:38:21,426
8679<i>Zarqawi's activities
8680are not confined...</i>
8681
86821907
868301:38:21,428 --> 01:38:22,759
8684<i>The great general of America</i>
8685
86861908
868701:38:22,761 --> 01:38:24,862
8688<i>saying his name
8689over and over again</i>
8690
86911909
869201:38:24,864 --> 01:38:27,330
8693<i>immediately made
8694Zarqawi a star.</i>
8695
86961910
869701:38:27,332 --> 01:38:29,267
8698<i>Staying
8699in the capital of Iraq...</i>
8700
87011911
870201:38:29,269 --> 01:38:30,567
8703<i>Allahu Akbar!</i>
8704
87051912
870601:38:30,569 --> 01:38:32,971
8707<i>Within a day,
8708he had gone into hiding.</i>
8709
87101913
871101:38:32,973 --> 01:38:35,705
8712<i>Allahu Akbar!
8713Allahu Akbar!</i>
8714
87151914
871601:38:35,707 --> 01:38:38,910
8717<i>...but these denials
8718are simply not credible.</i>
8719
87201915
872101:38:38,912 --> 01:38:41,279
8722<i>They are simply not credible.</i>
8723
87241916
872501:38:41,281 --> 01:38:43,548
8726<i>An Al-Qaeda source
8727tells us that</i>
8728
87291917
873001:38:43,550 --> 01:38:45,816
8731<i>Saddam and bin Laden
8732reached an understanding</i>
8733
87341918
873501:38:45,818 --> 01:38:48,085
8736<i>that Al-Qaeda would no longer</i>
8737
87381919
873901:38:48,087 --> 01:38:50,422
8740<i>support activities
8741against Baghdad.</i>
8742
87431920
874401:38:50,424 --> 01:38:52,188
8745<i>By the time we invaded Iraq,</i>
8746
87471921
874801:38:52,190 --> 01:38:54,392
8749<i>70 percent
8750of Americans thought</i>
8751
87521922
875301:38:54,394 --> 01:38:57,197
8754<i>that Saddam Hussein
8755was involved in 9-11.</i>
8756
87571923
875801:38:58,665 --> 01:39:02,098
8759<i>Later, Colin Powell
8760would call the speech</i>
8761
87621924
876301:39:02,100 --> 01:39:04,901
8764<i>the most painful moment
8765of his life.</i>
8766
87671925
876801:39:07,840 --> 01:39:08,840
8769<i>Thank you, sir.</i>
8770
87711926
877201:39:10,475 --> 01:39:12,308
8773<i>And what was it?
8774Justin, right?</i>
8775
87761927
877701:39:12,310 --> 01:39:13,710
8778<i>She can buy
8779her album now, Mom.</i>
8780
87811928
878201:39:13,712 --> 01:39:15,579
8783What was
8784the girl's name that won?
8785
87861929
878701:39:15,581 --> 01:39:17,682
8788- No, Kelly. And then Justin.
8789- Last year.
8790
87911930
879201:39:17,684 --> 01:39:19,283
8793What are you talking about?
8794
87951931
879601:39:19,285 --> 01:39:21,218
8797We're talking about
8798<i>American Idol,</i> Dad.
8799
88001932
880101:39:21,220 --> 01:39:22,320
8802What is that?
8803
88041933
880501:39:22,322 --> 01:39:23,687
8806We watched it.
8807You've seen it.
8808
88091934
881001:39:23,689 --> 01:39:26,091
8811- You've seen it...
8812- I've watched it next to you.
8813
88141935
881501:39:26,093 --> 01:39:27,924
8816The singing, and the
8817mean judge, and the...
8818
88191936
882001:39:27,926 --> 01:39:29,326
8821I don't like that...
8822
88231937
882401:39:29,328 --> 01:39:30,927
8825- The mean British judge?
8826- You liked it.
8827
88281938
882901:39:30,929 --> 01:39:32,597
8830- You liked the mean British...
8831- Oh, I like him.
8832
88331939
883401:39:32,599 --> 01:39:33,634
8835Yeah, you...
8836
88371940
883801:39:34,401 --> 01:39:36,433
8839Do you know how
8840to stop a fish from smelling?
8841
88421941
884301:39:36,435 --> 01:39:37,834
8844Very appropriate.
8845
88461942
884701:39:37,836 --> 01:39:40,905
8848That's not a...
8849That's a terrible joke.
8850
88511943
885201:39:40,907 --> 01:39:42,472
8853Well, I didn't finish it yet.
8854
88551944
885601:39:42,474 --> 01:39:43,973
8857I mean, everybody.
8858
88591945
886001:39:43,975 --> 01:39:46,276
8861You cut off its nose.
8862
88631946
886401:39:46,278 --> 01:39:48,413
8865Wait, what?
8866
88671947
886801:39:48,415 --> 01:39:50,414
8869I know, Grace,
8870cover your ears please.
8871
88721948
887301:39:50,416 --> 01:39:53,517
8874- Cheers, honey.
8875- Cheers. Oh, my gosh.
8876
88771949
887801:39:53,519 --> 01:39:55,186
8879- We're not.
8880- No, we're not.
8881
88821950
888301:39:55,188 --> 01:39:56,521
8884We're not revisiting
8885
88861951
888701:39:56,523 --> 01:39:59,591
8888your father's
8889colorful conversations...
8890
88911952
889201:39:59,593 --> 01:40:01,528
8893Let's just say
8894that your dad...
8895
88961953
889701:40:11,371 --> 01:40:13,338
8898<i>Again, another,</i>
8899
89001954
890101:40:13,340 --> 01:40:14,675
8902<i>disintegrating...</i>
8903
89041955
890501:40:22,181 --> 01:40:24,315
8906Is the prompter
8907visible for you?
8908
89091956
891001:40:24,317 --> 01:40:28,085
8911Yeah, yeah. Bring it
8912a little closer. Yeah.
8913
89141957
891501:40:28,087 --> 01:40:30,053
8916How's my hair? All right?
8917
89181958
891901:40:30,055 --> 01:40:32,156
8920- Looks good.
8921- Tie?
8922
89231959
892401:40:32,158 --> 01:40:35,562
8925And we are five,
8926four, three...
8927
89281960
892901:40:36,496 --> 01:40:38,896
8930My fellow citizens,
8931at this hour,
8932
89331961
893401:40:38,898 --> 01:40:40,765
8935American and coalition forces
8936
89371962
893801:40:40,767 --> 01:40:44,468
8939are in the early stages
8940of military operations
8941
89421963
894301:40:44,470 --> 01:40:47,637
8944to disarm Iraq,
8945to free its people
8946
89471964
894801:40:47,639 --> 01:40:50,076
8949and to defend the world
8950from grave danger.
8951
89521965
895301:40:50,978 --> 01:40:54,311
8954On my orders, coalition forces
8955have begun striking
8956
89571966
895801:40:54,313 --> 01:40:57,315
8959selected targets
8960of military importance
8961
89621967
896301:40:57,317 --> 01:41:00,017
8964to undermine
8965Saddam Hussein's ability
8966
89671968
896801:41:00,019 --> 01:41:01,619
8969to wage war.
8970
89711969
897201:41:01,621 --> 01:41:03,754
8973These are opening stages
8974of what will be
8975
89761970
897701:41:03,756 --> 01:41:07,225
8978a broad
8979and concerted campaign.
8980
89811971
898201:41:07,227 --> 01:41:10,326
8983To all the men and women of
8984the United States Armed Forces
8985
89861972
898701:41:10,328 --> 01:41:12,329
8988now in the Middle East,
8989
89901973
899101:41:12,331 --> 01:41:14,431
8992the peace of a troubled world
8993
89941974
899501:41:14,433 --> 01:41:17,502
8996and the hopes
8997of an oppressed people...
8998
89991975
900001:41:48,334 --> 01:41:50,066
9001Guys, over here.
9002Two o'clock.
9003
90041976
900501:41:50,068 --> 01:41:51,468
9006Contact, two hundred yards.
9007
90081977
900901:41:54,573 --> 01:41:56,106
9010<i>This statement
9011from the White House,</i>
9012
90131978
901401:41:56,108 --> 01:41:59,677
9015<i>President Bush regards this
9016as an historic moment.</i>
9017
90181979
901901:41:59,679 --> 01:42:01,478
9020<i>The scenes on television show</i>
9021
90221980
902301:42:01,480 --> 01:42:04,848
9024<i>the thirst for freedom
9025is unquenchable.</i>
9026
90271981
902801:42:04,850 --> 01:42:06,417
9029<i>Striker One L-S-O,</i>
9030
90311982
903201:42:06,419 --> 01:42:07,787
9033<i>You are clear to land.</i>
9034
90351983
903601:42:19,398 --> 01:42:23,603
9037USA! USA! USA!
9038
90391984
904001:42:25,071 --> 01:42:26,340
9041<i>Good work.</i>
9042
90431985
904401:42:30,210 --> 01:42:32,412
9045Hi. Um...
9046
90471986
904801:42:33,746 --> 01:42:37,080
9049It seems like they've been
9050shipping men and equipment
9051
90521987
905301:42:37,082 --> 01:42:39,385
9054out of Afghanistan, into Iraq,
9055
90561988
905701:42:40,752 --> 01:42:43,855
9058and at the moment,
9059we're a little unsure
9060
90611989
906201:42:43,857 --> 01:42:45,892
9063of what's going on.
9064
90651990
906601:42:48,161 --> 01:42:51,598
9067I don't want you
9068to worry about me.
9069
90701991
907101:42:58,505 --> 01:43:02,272
9072<i>Major combat operations
9073in Iraq have ended.</i>
9074
90751992
907601:43:02,274 --> 01:43:03,908
9077<i>In the battle of Iraq,</i>
9078
90791993
908001:43:03,910 --> 01:43:07,080
9081<i>the United States
9082and our allies have prevailed.</i>
9083
90841994
908501:43:08,246 --> 01:43:10,582
9086We have concerns
9087over Halliburton KBR's
9088
90891995
909001:43:10,584 --> 01:43:11,850
9091billing practices.
9092
90931996
909401:43:12,617 --> 01:43:15,018
9095As you know, the no-bid
9096contracts they received
9097
90981997
909901:43:15,020 --> 01:43:16,855
9100were quite sizable, and now...
9101
91021998
910301:43:16,857 --> 01:43:19,356
9104Well, we're not concerned,
9105are we?
9106
91071999
910801:43:19,358 --> 01:43:20,358
9109Not at all.
9110
91112000
911201:43:21,060 --> 01:43:23,660
9113The secretary of defense
9114and the vice president
9115
91162001
911701:43:23,662 --> 01:43:25,498
9118just said
9119they're not concerned.
9120
91212002
912201:43:26,332 --> 01:43:28,033
9123Now, can we please talk
9124about Iran?
9125
91262003
912701:43:40,013 --> 01:43:43,446
9128<i>To this day, Dick Cheney
9129has never apologized</i>
9130
91312004
913201:43:43,448 --> 01:43:44,749
9133<i>for this incident.</i>
9134
91352005
913601:43:44,751 --> 01:43:47,517
9137Jesus, Dick!
9138
91392006
914001:43:47,519 --> 01:43:49,587
9141<i>- But someone else did.</i>
9142- Oh, hell.
9143
91442007
914501:43:49,589 --> 01:43:52,690
9146<i>My family and I
9147are deeply sorry</i>
9148
91492008
915001:43:52,692 --> 01:43:54,691
9151<i>for all that
9152Vice President Cheney</i>
9153
91542009
915501:43:54,693 --> 01:43:56,427
9156<i>and his family
9157have had to go through</i>
9158
91592010
916001:43:56,429 --> 01:43:57,994
9161<i>this past week.</i>
9162
91632011
916401:43:57,996 --> 01:44:00,599
9165<i>We send our love
9166and respect to them.</i>
9167
91682012
916901:44:01,600 --> 01:44:04,237
9170<i>And we hope that he will
9171continue to come to Texas...</i>
9172
91732013
917401:44:05,205 --> 01:44:07,974
9175<i>and seek the relaxation
9176that he deserves.</i>
9177
91782014
917901:44:09,541 --> 01:44:11,710
9180So, this, uh...
9181
91822015
918301:44:12,944 --> 01:44:16,847
9184Joe Wilson asshole...
9185
91862016
918701:44:16,849 --> 01:44:18,281
9188...is questioning
9189our intelligence
9190
91912017
919201:44:18,283 --> 01:44:19,986
9193in the <i>New York Times.</i>
9194
91952018
919601:44:21,621 --> 01:44:23,757
9197What's his wife's name again?
9198
91992019
920001:44:24,957 --> 01:44:26,624
9201Valerie Plame.
9202
92032020
920401:44:26,626 --> 01:44:29,162
9205I confirmed it.
9206She's undercover CIA.
9207
92082021
920901:44:30,328 --> 01:44:31,564
9210Leak it.
9211
92122022
921301:44:47,345 --> 01:44:48,913
9214Okay, okay.
9215
92162023
921701:44:48,915 --> 01:44:50,615
9218Like, they don't care
9219about their dogs, man.
9220
92212024
922201:44:50,617 --> 01:44:52,516
9223I mean they shoot 'em.
9224They let 'em roam wild.
9225
92262025
922701:44:52,518 --> 01:44:53,953
9228What kinda man
9229don't love a dog?
9230
92312026
923201:44:54,720 --> 01:44:56,152
9233People in India love cows.
9234
92352027
923601:44:56,154 --> 01:44:57,554
9237They look at us
9238
92392028
924001:44:57,556 --> 01:44:59,257
9241and how we treat cows
9242and think the same thing.
9243
92442029
924501:44:59,259 --> 01:45:01,191
9246Cows. All due respect...
9247
92482030
924901:45:01,193 --> 01:45:03,697
9250that sounds like some liberal
9251ass-scratchin' bullshit...
9252
92532031
925401:45:12,438 --> 01:45:14,007
9255Linda.
9256
92572032
925801:45:17,410 --> 01:45:18,575
9259Look at this crap.
9260
92612033
926201:45:18,577 --> 01:45:19,776
9263God damn it.
9264
92652034
926601:45:19,778 --> 01:45:21,046
9267Hello, Don.
9268
92692035
927001:45:22,148 --> 01:45:24,248
9271That report says Zarqawi,
9272
92732036
927401:45:24,250 --> 01:45:26,918
9275the same fucking Zarqawi
9276we talked up for months,
9277
92782037
927901:45:26,920 --> 01:45:30,087
9280is now leading
9281a major insurgence in Iraq.
9282
92832038
928401:45:30,089 --> 01:45:33,458
9285And the implication is
9286it's because we talked him up.
9287
92882039
928901:45:33,460 --> 01:45:35,124
9290Has POTUS seen this?
9291
92922040
929301:45:35,126 --> 01:45:36,326
9294No, no, no.
9295
92962041
929701:45:36,328 --> 01:45:39,629
9298I... I intercepted it before
9299it got across the hallway.
9300
93012042
930201:45:39,631 --> 01:45:41,832
9303And this is,
9304this is generated by an analyst.
9305
93062043
930701:45:41,834 --> 01:45:43,036
9308Get me Tenet.
9309
93102044
931101:45:44,202 --> 01:45:45,235
9312This stops here.
9313
93142045
931501:45:45,237 --> 01:45:47,105
9316<i>Abu Musab al-Zarqawi</i>
9317
93182046
931901:45:47,107 --> 01:45:49,941
9320<i>had taken his fame
9321from Powell's UN speech</i>
9322
93232047
932401:45:49,943 --> 01:45:52,478
9325<i>and turned it
9326into his own new thing.</i>
9327
93282048
932901:45:53,412 --> 01:45:57,380
9330<i>The Islamic State of Iraq and Levant...</i>
9331
93322049
933301:45:57,382 --> 01:45:58,848
9334<i>...or ISIS.</i>
9335
93362050
933701:45:58,850 --> 01:46:02,018
9338<i>And because that intelligence
9339somehow found itself</i>
9340
93412051
934201:46:02,020 --> 01:46:04,256
9343<i>on the bottom
9344of a stack of papers...</i>
9345
93462052
934701:46:05,524 --> 01:46:06,891
9348<i>Zarqawi had a whole year</i>
9349
93502053
935101:46:06,893 --> 01:46:09,663
9352<i>to just do whatever
9353the hell he wanted.</i>
9354
93552054
935601:46:10,496 --> 01:46:11,897
9357<i>And what he wanted...</i>
9358
93592055
936001:46:13,131 --> 01:46:14,567
9361<i>was carnage.</i>
9362
93632056
936401:46:16,068 --> 01:46:17,736
9365<i>Shia versus Sunni.</i>
9366
93672057
936801:46:19,572 --> 01:46:21,575
9369<i>The West versus Islam.</i>
9370
93712058
937201:46:23,776 --> 01:46:26,112
9373<i>And death versus life.</i>
9374
93752059
937601:46:27,479 --> 01:46:28,780
9377<i>And on top of that,</i>
9378
93792060
938001:46:28,782 --> 01:46:31,348
9381<i>US forces couldn't find
9382any WMDs</i>
9383
93842061
938501:46:31,350 --> 01:46:33,883
9386<i>or nuclear programs in Iraq.</i>
9387
93882062
938901:46:33,885 --> 01:46:36,186
9390<i>Turns out that Saddam
9391and his sons</i>
9392
93932063
939401:46:36,188 --> 01:46:37,687
9395<i>mostly liked cocaine</i>
9396
93972064
939801:46:37,689 --> 01:46:40,124
9399<i>and American movies
9400from the '80s.</i>
9401
94022065
940301:46:40,126 --> 01:46:41,659
9404<i>Vice President Dick Cheney</i>
9405
94062066
940701:46:41,661 --> 01:46:44,294
9408<i>is being sued
9409by Valerie Plame</i>
9410
94112067
941201:46:44,296 --> 01:46:46,031
9413<i>and her husband Joseph Wilson.</i>
9414
94152068
941601:46:46,899 --> 01:46:48,199
9417<i>The White House announced</i>
9418
94192069
942001:46:48,201 --> 01:46:49,799
9421<i>four cabinet resignations</i>
9422
94232070
942401:46:49,801 --> 01:46:52,736
9425<i>including that of Secretary
9426of State Colin Powell.</i>
9427
94282071
942901:46:52,738 --> 01:46:53,939
9430Dick.
9431
94322072
943301:46:54,741 --> 01:46:56,173
9434Look, I hope there's
9435no hard feelings
9436
94372073
943801:46:56,175 --> 01:46:59,543
9439about us investigating
9440the no-bid Iraq contract
9441
94422074
944301:46:59,545 --> 01:47:00,610
9444for Halliburton.
9445
94462075
944701:47:00,612 --> 01:47:03,213
9448You know,
9449I'm just doing my job.
9450
94512076
945201:47:03,215 --> 01:47:04,651
9453Go fuck yourself.
9454
94552077
945601:47:14,326 --> 01:47:16,560
9457<i>Dick Cheney
9458emerges from the dugout</i>
9459
94602078
946101:47:16,562 --> 01:47:18,161
9462<i>on the third base side.</i>
9463
94642079
946501:47:18,163 --> 01:47:20,865
9466<i>There's a lot of energy
9467that follows any opener,</i>
9468
94692080
947001:47:20,867 --> 01:47:23,433
9471<i>whether it be the opener
9472to the regular season</i>
9473
94742081
947501:47:23,435 --> 01:47:25,436
9476<i>or, in this case,
9477the home opener</i>
9478
94792082
948001:47:25,438 --> 01:47:27,137
9481<i>for the Washington Nationals.</i>
9482
94832083
948401:47:27,139 --> 01:47:30,007
9485<i>But there's continued buildup,
9486Eddie, for this team</i>
9487
94882084
948901:47:30,009 --> 01:47:32,543
9490<i>because of the success
9491they had last year</i>
9492
94932085
949401:47:32,545 --> 01:47:34,344
9495<i>in drawing some
9496pretty good numbers.</i>
9497
94982086
949901:47:42,420 --> 01:47:44,253
9500<i>Dick Cheney,
9501a little bit low and outside.</i>
9502
95032087
950401:47:44,255 --> 01:47:47,158
9505<i>Iraq War,
9506now proven to be false.</i>
9507
95082088
950901:47:47,160 --> 01:47:49,259
9510<i>There is a chorus
9511of people calling</i>
9512
95132089
951401:47:49,261 --> 01:47:52,061
9515<i>for Vice President Dick Cheney
9516to step aside and resign.</i>
9517
95182090
951901:47:52,063 --> 01:47:54,999
9520<i>These issues may
9521not be resolved for some time.</i>
9522
95232091
952401:47:55,001 --> 01:47:56,136
9525Go away!
9526
95272092
952801:48:04,010 --> 01:48:05,609
9529I swear to God
9530
95312093
953201:48:05,611 --> 01:48:07,881
9533this whole place
9534is turning against me.
9535
95362094
953701:48:11,850 --> 01:48:13,918
9538<i>- Where are you?
9539- I'm in an empty office</i>
9540
95412095
954201:48:13,920 --> 01:48:15,485
9543<i>just trying to get
9544a clean phone line.</i>
9545
95462096
954701:48:15,487 --> 01:48:18,722
9548<i>Listen, if we could just get</i>
9549
95502097
955101:48:18,724 --> 01:48:20,057
9552an air bombardment in Iraq,
9553
95542098
955501:48:20,059 --> 01:48:21,859
9556I think it would make
9557a statement
9558
95592099
956001:48:21,861 --> 01:48:23,727
9561<i>and it would give us
9562some political cover.</i>
9563
95642100
956501:48:23,729 --> 01:48:25,594
9566It's over, Don.
9567
95682101
956901:48:25,596 --> 01:48:26,700
9570<i>What's that?</i>
9571
95722102
957301:48:27,500 --> 01:48:29,299
9574What is?
9575
95762103
957701:48:29,301 --> 01:48:30,601
9578<i>It's over.</i>
9579
95802104
958101:48:30,603 --> 01:48:31,869
9582<i>President wants you
9583to step down.</i>
9584
95852105
958601:48:31,871 --> 01:48:33,440
9587<i>He appreciates your service.</i>
9588
95892106
959001:48:39,679 --> 01:48:40,846
9591Don?
9592
95932107
959401:48:43,750 --> 01:48:46,717
9595Well, does, uh...
9596
95972108
959801:48:46,719 --> 01:48:49,089
9599Bush's kid want me out
9600or do you?
9601
96022109
960301:48:52,524 --> 01:48:54,057
9604I can't win every fight, Don.
9605
96062110
960701:48:54,059 --> 01:48:55,961
9608You are a little piece
9609of shit.
9610
96112111
961201:48:58,363 --> 01:49:01,401
9613<i>Wow. How did you become
9614such a cold son of a bitch?</i>
9615
96162112
961701:49:02,402 --> 01:49:03,470
9618<i>I'm sorry, Don.</i>
9619
96202113
962101:49:04,670 --> 01:49:06,005
9622<i>I really am.</i>
9623
96242114
962501:49:07,907 --> 01:49:09,976
9626<i>Well, you know
9627how I know you're not?</i>
9628
96292115
963001:49:11,711 --> 01:49:13,146
9631'Cause I wouldn't be.
9632
96332116
963401:49:19,451 --> 01:49:20,987
9635Think they'll prosecute us?
9636
96372117
963801:49:25,724 --> 01:49:27,093
9639Okay, then.
9640
96412118
964201:49:30,362 --> 01:49:31,396
9643Okay, then.
9644
96452119
964601:49:52,984 --> 01:49:55,854
9647<i>I, Barack Hussein Obama,
9648do solemnly swear...</i>
9649
96502120
965101:49:56,656 --> 01:49:59,021
9652<i>That I will execute the office</i>
9653
96542121
965501:49:59,023 --> 01:50:01,726
9656<i>of president to
9657the United States faithfully.</i>
9658
96592122
966001:50:08,867 --> 01:50:10,734
9661Few years later,
9662
96632123
966401:50:10,736 --> 01:50:12,971
9665Dick's heart trouble
9666started up again.
9667
96682124
966901:50:13,872 --> 01:50:16,173
9670And with no donor available,
9671
96722125
967301:50:16,175 --> 01:50:19,445
9674he finally found himself
9675at death's door.
9676
96772126
967801:50:25,952 --> 01:50:27,187
9679Well?
9680
96812127
968201:50:27,987 --> 01:50:31,088
9683I wish I had...
9684I had better news.
9685
96862128
968701:50:31,090 --> 01:50:33,557
9688Your heart just isn't pumping
9689enough oxygen
9690
96912129
969201:50:33,559 --> 01:50:35,128
9693to keep
9694your vital organs alive.
9695
96962130
969701:50:37,697 --> 01:50:39,530
9698Should I call for a minister?
9699
97002131
970101:50:39,532 --> 01:50:42,869
9702No, no.
9703He's not going anywhere.
9704
97052132
970601:50:45,371 --> 01:50:47,006
9707Okay, then.
9708
97092133
971001:50:49,943 --> 01:50:51,408
9711Dick Cheney,
9712
97132134
971401:50:51,410 --> 01:50:54,380
9715you are not going anywhere,
9716do you hear me?
9717
97182135
971901:50:55,148 --> 01:50:56,746
9720You're not going anywhere.
9721
97222136
972301:50:56,748 --> 01:50:58,084
9724This may be the, uh...
9725
97262137
972701:50:59,417 --> 01:51:00,817
9728one time, I, uh,
9729
97302138
973101:51:00,819 --> 01:51:01,987
9732I can't do...
9733
97342139
973501:51:03,121 --> 01:51:05,257
9736what your mother says, girls.
9737
97382140
973901:51:15,501 --> 01:51:17,621
9740- I love you, Daddy.
9741- I love you, Mary.
9742
97432141
974401:51:18,437 --> 01:51:20,637
9745I love you, Lizzie.
9746
97472142
974801:51:20,639 --> 01:51:22,909
9749And we love you so much.
9750
97512143
975201:51:24,010 --> 01:51:25,642
9753We love you so much.
9754
97552144
975601:51:25,644 --> 01:51:27,080
9757My girls.
9758
97592145
976001:51:32,952 --> 01:51:34,554
9761I love you, girls.
9762
97632146
976401:51:48,399 --> 01:51:53,169
9765So Dick Cheney told his family
9766that he was ready to die
9767
97682147
976901:51:53,171 --> 01:51:55,239
9770and that he wasn't afraid.
9771
97722148
977301:51:55,241 --> 01:51:58,642
9774He told them
9775he had lived a full life
9776
97772149
977801:51:58,644 --> 01:51:59,977
9779and that
9780he had zero regrets...
9781
97822150
978301:52:52,163 --> 01:52:55,100
9784Vice President Cheney,
9785cross your arms, please.
9786
97872151
978801:52:56,234 --> 01:52:59,069
9789There you go.
9790Okay, on a count of three.
9791
97922152
979301:52:59,071 --> 01:53:00,707
9794One, two, three.
9795
97962153
979701:53:03,776 --> 01:53:07,046
9798They say my heart could
9799give him another ten years.
9800
98012154
980201:53:08,447 --> 01:53:12,583
9803Cheney doesn't like to refer
9804to it as someone else's heart.
9805
98062155
980701:53:12,585 --> 01:53:15,421
9808He likes to refer to it
9809as his new heart.
9810
98112156
981201:53:16,721 --> 01:53:19,392
9813Which, even though I'm dead,
9814I have to say...
9815
98162157
981701:53:20,492 --> 01:53:22,628
9818still makes me feel
9819pretty shitty.
9820
98212158
982201:53:24,630 --> 01:53:28,130
9823<i>And so, when Liz decided
9824to run for one</i>
9825
98262159
982701:53:28,132 --> 01:53:30,200
9828<i>of Wyoming's
9829two Senate seats</i>
9830
98312160
983201:53:30,202 --> 01:53:33,803
9833<i>against Republican incumbent
9834Mike Enzi,</i>
9835
98362161
983701:53:33,805 --> 01:53:35,472
9838<i>our Dick was right there</i>
9839
98402162
984101:53:35,474 --> 01:53:38,909
9842<i>to hopefully see the Cheney
9843legacy of power continue.</i>
9844
98452163
984601:53:38,911 --> 01:53:42,079
9847<i>Are you aware Wyoming
9848Senate candidate Liz Cheney</i>
9849
98502164
985101:53:42,081 --> 01:53:43,512
9852<i>supports gay marriage?</i>
9853
98542165
985501:53:43,514 --> 01:53:45,316
9856<i>Her sister is married
9857to another woman,</i>
9858
98592166
986001:53:45,318 --> 01:53:47,350
9861<i>and Liz Cheney refuses
9862to support</i>
9863
98642167
986501:53:47,352 --> 01:53:50,786
9866<i>a constitutional amendment
9867banning same-sex marriage.</i>
9868
98692168
987001:53:50,788 --> 01:53:52,054
9871<i>Instead, she equivocates,</i>
9872
98732169
987401:53:52,056 --> 01:53:53,957
9875<i>claiming it's a states
9876rights issue.</i>
9877
98782170
987901:53:53,959 --> 01:53:55,624
9880<i>Don't you agree
9881Wyoming deserves</i>
9882
98832171
988401:53:55,626 --> 01:53:58,160
9885<i>a senator who believes
9886marriage should be</i>
9887
98882172
988901:53:58,162 --> 01:53:59,663
9890<i>between a man and a woman?</i>
9891
98922173
989301:53:59,665 --> 01:54:02,100
9894These calls went
9895to every house in Wyoming.
9896
98972174
989801:54:03,169 --> 01:54:04,770
9899Every single house.
9900
99012175
990201:54:07,939 --> 01:54:09,375
9903I will never win.
9904
99052176
990601:54:11,809 --> 01:54:13,345
9907What are we gonna do?
9908
99092177
991001:54:16,782 --> 01:54:19,051
9911O2 monitor is steady.
9912
99132178
991401:54:21,453 --> 01:54:23,686
9915We're joined
9916here today by Liz Cheney,
9917
99182179
991901:54:23,688 --> 01:54:26,923
9920who is running for the Senate
9921from the state of Wyoming.
9922
99232180
992401:54:26,925 --> 01:54:28,292
9925According to one poll,
9926
99272181
992801:54:28,294 --> 01:54:31,061
9929she is behind
9930by double digits.
9931
99322182
993301:54:31,063 --> 01:54:32,228
9934Welcome.
9935
99362183
993701:54:32,230 --> 01:54:33,329
9938Thank you
9939for having me here, Chris.
9940
99412184
994201:54:33,331 --> 01:54:34,597
9943Great to be with you.
9944
99452185
994601:54:34,599 --> 01:54:35,966
9947And may I point out,
9948there are other polls
9949
99502186
995101:54:35,968 --> 01:54:38,035
9952that have me much closer.
9953
99542187
995501:54:38,037 --> 01:54:39,502
9956<i>Your opponent,
9957Senator Mike Enzi,</i>
9958
99592188
996001:54:39,504 --> 01:54:42,638
9961<i>claims that you support
9962gay marriage</i>
9963
99642189
996501:54:42,640 --> 01:54:44,607
9966<i>in part, because...</i>
9967
99682190
996901:54:44,609 --> 01:54:47,343
9970<i>you support your gay sister
9971Mary's union with her wife.</i>
9972
99732191
997401:54:47,345 --> 01:54:48,779
9975I think
9976she's coming off very well.
9977
99782192
997901:54:48,781 --> 01:54:49,780
9980<i>How do you respond?</i>
9981
99822193
998301:54:49,782 --> 01:54:52,685
9984<i>Let me be very, very clear.</i>
9985
99862194
998701:54:54,086 --> 01:54:57,620
9988<i>I do not support gay marriage.</i>
9989
99902195
999101:54:57,622 --> 01:55:01,558
9992<i>I believe that marriage
9993is between a man and a woma.</i>
9994
99952196
999601:55:01,560 --> 01:55:02,993
9997<i>But you've always claimed</i>
9998
99992197
1000001:55:02,995 --> 01:55:04,660
10001<i>gay marriage is a state issue.</i>
10002
100032198
1000401:55:04,662 --> 01:55:08,097
10005<i>Your opponent claims
10006this is an equivocation.</i>
10007
100082199
1000901:55:08,099 --> 01:55:09,600
10010All right,
10011I'm cutting the aorta.
10012
100132200
1001401:55:09,602 --> 01:55:11,101
10015Do you have
10016the specimen bowl ready?
10017
100182201
1001901:55:11,103 --> 01:55:12,535
10020It's on the field.
10021
100222202
1002301:55:12,537 --> 01:55:14,370
10024All right.
10025Here's the heart.
10026
100272203
1002801:55:14,372 --> 01:55:15,638
10029The thing is, Mom, I know
10030that Liz wouldn't have done
10031
100322204
1003301:55:15,640 --> 01:55:17,774
10034any of this if you
10035and Dad didn't approve.
10036
100372205
1003801:55:17,776 --> 01:55:19,176
10039So...
10040
100412206
1004201:55:19,178 --> 01:55:20,576
10043I can't believe
10044you would do th...
10045
100462207
1004701:55:20,578 --> 01:55:22,344
10048I really thought
10049there was a limit to...
10050
100512208
1005201:55:22,346 --> 01:55:24,882
10053No, now you're
10054just being hysterical,
10055
100562209
1005701:55:24,884 --> 01:55:27,049
10058and I can't talk to you
10059when you get this way.
10060
100612210
1006201:55:27,051 --> 01:55:30,320
10063You need to settle down. Okay?
10064
100652211
1006601:55:30,322 --> 01:55:31,922
10067You're being hysterical.
10068
100692212
1007001:55:31,924 --> 01:55:34,156
10071Bypass is on standby.
10072
100732213
1007401:55:34,158 --> 01:55:35,691
10075Is it in three?
10076
100772214
1007801:55:35,693 --> 01:55:37,373
10079I'll have it
10080waiting right here.
10081
100822215
1008301:56:12,264 --> 01:56:14,731
10084All right,
10085some suction. Some suction.
10086
100872216
1008801:56:14,733 --> 01:56:15,935
10089Damn.
10090
100912217
1009201:56:48,500 --> 01:56:50,269
10093All right. We're almost there.
10094
100952218
1009601:57:03,916 --> 01:57:04,951
10097Dad.
10098
100992219
1010001:57:25,269 --> 01:57:27,772
10101Just breathe, baby.
10102I love you.
10103
101042220
1010501:58:27,532 --> 01:58:29,468
10106Patient's heart rate is stable.
10107
101082221
1010901:58:30,434 --> 01:58:31,969
10110Blood pressure increasing.
10111
101122222
1011301:58:32,904 --> 01:58:35,304
10114I'm gonna notify the family.
10115What should I tell them?
10116
101172223
1011801:58:35,306 --> 01:58:36,940
10119Tell them
10120the patient's doing well.
10121
101222224
1012301:58:36,942 --> 01:58:39,008
10124- Okay.
10125- We should be done in a half-hour.
10126
101272225
1012801:59:11,143 --> 01:59:12,475
10129<i>Mr. Vice President.</i>
10130
101312226
1013201:59:12,477 --> 01:59:14,244
10133<i>This must be
10134the right place.</i>
10135
101362227
1013701:59:14,246 --> 01:59:15,611
10138<i>Yes.</i>
10139
101402228
1014101:59:15,613 --> 01:59:17,379
10142<i>- Hello, Martha.
10143- Hi.</i>
10144
101452229
1014601:59:17,381 --> 01:59:18,682
10147<i>- Nice to meet you.
10148- Pleasure.</i>
10149
101502230
1015101:59:18,684 --> 01:59:21,517
10152Have a seat right there.
10153
101542231
1015501:59:21,519 --> 01:59:26,390
10156So, um, is it gonna be just,
10157uh, me on camera or...
10158
101592232
1016001:59:26,392 --> 01:59:28,924
10161Primarily you.
10162We'll cut back to me.
10163
101642233
1016501:59:28,926 --> 01:59:30,393
10166<i>Eddie's got you
10167with the A camera.</i>
10168
101692234
1017001:59:30,395 --> 01:59:32,428
10171I'm just gonna be...
10172All right.
10173
101742235
1017502:00:02,560 --> 02:00:04,130
10176- Ready?
10177- Hmm.
10178
101792236
1018002:00:06,364 --> 02:00:07,763
10181Two-thirds of Americans say
10182
101832237
1018402:00:07,765 --> 02:00:11,301
10185the Iraq War
10186is not worth fighting.
10187
101882238
1018902:00:11,303 --> 02:00:13,704
10190And they're looking
10191at the value gained
10192
101932239
1019402:00:13,706 --> 02:00:15,972
10195versus the cost
10196in American lives
10197
101982240
1019902:00:15,974 --> 02:00:17,406
10200and Iraqi lives.
10201
102022241
1020302:00:17,408 --> 02:00:18,710
10204So?
10205
102062242
1020702:00:20,010 --> 02:00:23,515
10208So, don't you care what
10209the American people think?
10210
102112243
1021202:00:24,648 --> 02:00:28,450
10213No, uh,
10214I think you, uh,
10215
102162244
1021702:00:28,452 --> 02:00:31,119
10218cannot be, uh,
10219
102202245
1022102:00:31,121 --> 02:00:32,624
10222blown off course.
10223
102242246
1022502:00:41,465 --> 02:00:45,603
10226I can feel
10227your recriminations...
10228
102292247
1023002:00:46,938 --> 02:00:48,072
10231and your judgment...
10232
102332248
1023402:00:49,107 --> 02:00:50,676
10235and I am fine with it.
10236
102372249
1023802:00:53,112 --> 02:00:56,449
10239You want to be loved,
10240go be a movie star.
10241
102422250
1024302:00:58,515 --> 02:01:01,651
10244The world is as you find it.
10245
102462251
1024702:01:01,653 --> 02:01:04,655
10248You gotta deal
10249with that reality.
10250
102512252
1025202:01:04,657 --> 02:01:07,390
10253And there are monsters
10254in this world.
10255
102562253
1025702:01:07,392 --> 02:01:12,728
10258We saw 3,000 innocent people
10259
102602254
1026102:01:12,730 --> 02:01:15,731
10262burned to death
10263by those monsters.
10264
102652255
1026602:01:15,733 --> 02:01:17,469
10267And yet you object...
10268
102692256
1027002:01:18,303 --> 02:01:19,701
10271when I refuse
10272
102732257
1027402:01:19,703 --> 02:01:22,237
10275to kiss those monsters
10276on the cheek
10277
102782258
1027902:01:22,239 --> 02:01:24,606
10280and say "pretty please."
10281
102822259
1028302:01:24,608 --> 02:01:26,043
10284You answer me this.
10285
102862260
1028702:01:26,045 --> 02:01:30,847
10288What terrorist attack
10289would you have let go forward
10290
102912261
1029202:01:30,849 --> 02:01:35,220
10293so you wouldn't seem like
10294a mean and nasty fella?
10295
102962262
1029702:01:36,822 --> 02:01:39,058
10298I will not apologize...
10299
103002263
1030102:01:40,492 --> 02:01:42,194
10302for keeping your family safe.
10303
103042264
1030502:01:43,495 --> 02:01:45,296
10306And I will not apologize...
10307
103082265
1030902:01:46,064 --> 02:01:48,834
10310for doing what needed
10311to be done...
10312
103132266
1031402:01:50,234 --> 02:01:52,268
10315so that your loved ones
10316
103172267
1031802:01:52,270 --> 02:01:53,973
10319can sleep peaceably at night.
10320
103212268
1032202:02:01,313 --> 02:02:02,681
10323Has been my honor...
10324
103252269
1032602:02:04,049 --> 02:02:05,251
10327to be your servant.
10328
103292270
1033002:02:07,452 --> 02:02:08,821
10331You chose me...
10332
103332271
1033402:02:10,389 --> 02:02:13,292
10335and I did what you asked.
10336
103372272
1033802:02:58,237 --> 02:02:59,237
10339I know you do.
10340
103412273
1034202:05:06,931 --> 02:05:08,630
10343Sorry to interrupt,
10344But Mark wanted
10345
103462274
1034702:05:08,632 --> 02:05:09,999
10348to share something
10349with everyone.
10350
103512275
1035202:05:10,001 --> 02:05:12,602
10353Something's been bothering me
10354this whole movie,
10355
103562276
1035702:05:12,604 --> 02:05:14,670
10358and I just figured it out.
10359
103602277
1036102:05:14,672 --> 02:05:16,573
10362The whole thing's liberal.
10363
103642278
1036502:05:16,575 --> 02:05:18,374
10366It's got a liberal bias.
10367
103682279
1036902:05:18,376 --> 02:05:20,946
10370Interesting. Does anyone else
10371feel that way?
10372
103732280
1037402:05:21,947 --> 02:05:24,580
10375One, two, three, four people.
10376Yeah, go ahead.
10377
103782281
1037902:05:24,582 --> 02:05:26,816
10380It's all facts. Right?
10381
103822282
1038302:05:26,818 --> 02:05:30,285
10384I mean, they had to vet all this with
10385a lawyer. How does that make it...
10386
103872283
1038802:05:30,287 --> 02:05:33,789
10389- What's liberal about that?
10390- You would say that, lib-tard.
10391
103922284
1039302:05:33,791 --> 02:05:35,423
10394Okay, I'm sorry.
10395
103962285
1039702:05:35,425 --> 02:05:37,727
10398So, because I have the ability
10399to understand facts,
10400
104012286
1040202:05:37,729 --> 02:05:38,927
10403that makes me a liberal?
10404
104052287
1040602:05:38,929 --> 02:05:40,463
10407Okay, guys,
10408let's just take it down.
10409
104102288
1041102:05:40,465 --> 02:05:42,298
10412You probably like Hillary.
10413
104142289
1041502:05:42,300 --> 02:05:44,034
10416- Let's take it down a notch or two, okay?
10417- Idiot.
10418
104192290
1042002:05:44,036 --> 02:05:46,401
10421Okay, first of all,
10422Hillary's not president. Okay?
10423
104242291
1042502:05:46,403 --> 02:05:49,371
10426The-the-the orange Cheeto
10427that you hired
10428
104292292
1043002:05:49,373 --> 02:05:50,806
10431is the president
10432and he's ruining the country...
10433
104342293
1043502:05:50,808 --> 02:05:52,842
10436Trump is the best thing
10437in this country.
10438
104392294
1044002:05:52,844 --> 02:05:53,910
10441You chicken-shit!
10442
104432295
1044402:05:53,912 --> 02:05:55,744
10445<i>John! Now, come in, please.</i>
10446
104472296
1044802:05:55,746 --> 02:05:57,179
10449<i>Hey, guys, come on.</i>
10450
104512297
1045202:05:57,181 --> 02:06:00,115
10453- Guys! Guys!
10454<i>- Stop it. Knock it off!</i>
10455
104562298
1045702:06:00,117 --> 02:06:01,851
10458I can't wait to see the new
10459<i>Fast and the Furious</i> movie.
10460
104612299
1046202:06:01,853 --> 02:06:03,522
10463That looks lit.
10464
104652300
1046602:06:03,524 --> 02:06:08,524
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