3SZJj0Lg

1SpaceMarineGuy
2#8oKDXTpl 2016/02/20 01:12
3
4What if someone made an interactive narrative upload series? That would be cool.
5
6"To walk to the bank, go to upload #15, to go to McDonalds, go to upload #20"
7stixx44
8#2ImleCXA 2016/02/20 00:53
9
10And to mention that a PS (Poisonshot, who is nitro, something here, could be wrong, stupid random numbers) like comment was made by O16.
11happywheels
12#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/19 22:52
13
14We should start saving our conversations to preserve powder games history ..
15Tyne and wear
16#cAQSEHdo 2016/02/19 21:49
17
18But what you said about the solar output isn't really feasible. The sun has been, in fact, gradually outputting more energy since it was formed, as it runs out of hydrogen. The sun's output was 80%(?) its current output 225 mya.
19Nice try STS! You did catch me out. For a few minutes.
20Tyne and wear
21#cAQSEHdo 2016/02/19 21:42
22
23@lilia
24Nice story you have there. So much for global warming lol.
25Torture King
26#gXby1KrR 2016/02/19 20:21
27
28As a general rule, I assume that everything has played PG at least once. It makes the world more fun.
29
30Girls? Obviously, you've already met one. Cats? Of course they have, cats own the internet. Single-celled organisms? Yup, though most of their uploads are just fortune-telling vote scams with the minimum amount of dots. Inanna, Sumerian goddess of love and warfare? She used to make fighter tournaments but hasn't been active since the Bronze Age. The speed of light played Powder Game once, though the lag was intolerable and it hasn't bothered since.
31lilia
32#P9pTXDpo 2016/02/19 19:26
33
34http://pastebin.com/NBSgE1sq
35lilia
36#P9pTXDpo 2016/02/19 19:22
37
38do girls play this game? becouse i know a girl that plly it
39StarTrekSpock
40#O2aT82gb 2016/02/19 15:25
41
42I've had an idea for a random universe plot for several years now and figured I'd finally put it together.
43http://pastebin.com/NBSgE1sq
44You have to keep in mind most of this is from year old memory or blended together from other plots I had came up with, so a lot of it might not make sense. I have no idea how I could turn this into a videogame or novel, so I figured I'd just post the idea here :P
45@Grey
46"Series" always just mean a bunch of uploads following the same theme/story/etc here. Never something else.
47
48I have a desktop for the videogames I play with 16 Gbs of RAM and a basic three-button mouse.
49GREYWʘLF9
50#6GSNkBO8 2016/02/19 14:34
51
52@STS
53Because I got 16 gigs of RAM...
54
55...I don't know. I wasn't sure if Uber was referring to a picture/comic series or like an interactive player series (I'm still not sure, to be honest). I didn't really care when I posted that, I just wanted to mess with SMG.
56
57I think it would be cool to see a comic series on here about the life of a player. Explain how it has to live with only two feet and lasers shooting out of his face, and how it has to survive all sorts of obstacles that a little white/black arrow (whichever your computer has, Uber) puts in front of him.
58
59Now that I've actually thought of that, I kinda want to make that series myself. DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY IDEA, UBER!!
60
61I don't actually have 16 gigs of RAM on my computer. I've got a Chromebook, which I believe has like, what, 4? My mouse only has 10 buttons and an extra scrolly wheel (It's the M.O.U.S^9 by MadCatz, in case you're wondering) and no external keyboard.
62StarTrekSpock
63#O2aT82gb 2016/02/19 14:22
64
65@Grey
66Well if it's going to be a game now instead of just an upload, why not just turn it into a quicktime event based-visual novel? Everyone loves those!
67
68Every character in it should also be in their underwear and drawn in anime-style to generate that theme of "borderline hentai" we all love so much when playing games.
69GREYWʘLF9
70#6GSNkBO8 2016/02/19 14:09
71
72That's a terrible idea, SMG. There needs to be more of a challenge for the protagonist. How about we take out the handsomeness, the godliness, the 12-pack (and its missiles), the dragon+alien+evil robot+corrupt politician slaying with fists, the swim-suit models, and the protection of the US President.
73
74Now then, lets add some gut, some online-roleplaying games, a super-advanced computer complete with a mouse with 20 buttons, a double-button keyboard, and 16 gigs of RAM.
75
76Now THAT'S the perfect series.
77LK
78#RHmKvePw 2016/02/19 12:47
79
80Hi.
81OmegaPirate
82#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/19 12:19
83
84*can he
85OmegaPirate
86#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/19 12:19
87
88But can suplex a train?
89SpaceMarineGuy
90#8oKDXTpl 2016/02/19 12:10
91
92A series, about a handsome and godly man, named SMG. He has 12-pack abs, and fights things with his fists. He takes down dragons, aliens, evil robots and corrupt politicians. A harem of swim-suit models follow him everywhere he goes. He protects the president of the United States.
93
94He also shoots missiles out of his 12-pack.
95BadassUberLord
96#TlCroyBs 2016/02/19 11:56
97
98Hey. I'm planning on starting a series and you can give ideas on how the series progress in this comment board. let me know if i should start this series.
99lilia
100#P9pTXDpo 2016/02/19 05:22
101
102ok it is not normal pancakeman is bad but pleace vote on my volcanic time bye it is a amazing game bye bye
103Torture King
104#gXby1KrR 2016/02/19 01:59
105
106Not to mention the house burning down around us. It wasn't a lucid dream anyway, it was just super-vivid and I thought it was real.
107SpaceMarineGuy
108#8oKDXTpl 2016/02/19 01:03
109
110She's a teenager.
111happywheels
112#5Uc6Vi62 2016/02/19 00:33
113
114@tk
115You should have approached the girl and made love .
116Torture King
117#gXby1KrR 2016/02/19 00:26
118
119My weirdest dream was where I was watching some teenage girl burn photographs in a bucket. Then a bit of paper flew out of it from the heated updraft and the room caught fire, but she ignored that in favor of watching dozens more flaming paper slips fly out of the bucket. Each one had a snarky message written on it implying that my dream was actually a ghost story and the audience was more amused by the plot-holes than the story itself.
120happywheels
121#5Uc6Vi62 2016/02/19 00:23
122
123@sigma
124Are you beautiful ?
125Minsheme
126#l0aS2Xd2 2016/02/19 00:05
127
128@GREYWʘLF9
129No, in Powder Game itself, you can find a list of blocked words. Anything that cannot be typed in this comments section cannot be made with text in PG.
130BlueBushes
131#j1rISwQA 2016/02/18 11:22
132
133Whoops! Made a mistake on my Blinded Rage Course. Change the BG into Track before playing... that was practically my whole point of that course. So enjoy!
134StarTrekSpock
135#O2aT82gb 2016/02/18 08:37
136
137@Grey
138I see you've met our resident Stixx.
139-
140No.
141
142Was it a nice car though?
143@Sigma
144Don't forget a "billionaire" can have more than one billion :P
145Σsigma
146#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/18 07:49
147
148Remember when I said there are people who comment a little, and leave? He/she's one of them.
149GREYWʘLF9
150#7g44wqJu 2016/02/18 07:46
151
152I don't know who GRAYWʘLF9 is. They're probably just someone that likes to get attention by trying to be nearly identical to someone that's already here. I see it all the time on Everyplay.
153
154But I don't know who Dr Der is either. Could you be a lamb and explain it to us?
155
156Have any of you ever had the dream where you're stuck in a car that's just floating in the midst of absolutely nothing and everything is red and there's a voice that keeps telling you that you can never leave and you attempt to jump out of the car and you just land back in the car and it's just an endless cycle of the voice telling you you'll never leave and you jumping?
157stixx44
158#2ImleCXA 2016/02/18 07:04
159
160Dang I shouldn't have said that. Not to mention that wait, more code and account talking! I'm sure that GRAYWʘLF9 = GREYWʘLF9, unless they are related (in this case they are).
161GRAYWʘLF9
162#bV9KtTEc 2016/02/18 06:23
163
164Who is Dr der?
165stixx44
166#iaC7goUK 2016/02/18 03:21
167
168Looks like some people are acting like dr der today.
169Tyne and wear
170#80taKJLH 2016/02/18 03:04
171
172Through a roundabout? How does that work? Normally that would involve driving through walls and trees and the like.
173AlkiRainCold
174#CYZOYbfF 2016/02/18 02:01
175
176what about a dream about being very young,driving a car through a roandabout whilst shrooms with limbs climb on you, then you enter your brain and throw out food. I DO NOT DO DRUGS I AM ONLY 11 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ
177AlkiRainCold
178#CYZOYbfF 2016/02/18 01:58
179
180Oh well dream talk!
181Torture King
182#gXby1KrR 2016/02/17 23:55
183
184Are you sure that was a dream? You do live in Nature's Bootcamp.
185happywheels
186#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/17 23:29
187
188I had a dream where a giant spider climbed up my back and bit me
189Torture King
190#gXby1KrR 2016/02/17 16:01
191
192That doesn't explain why you would bring up that specific topic here. My social circle often goes into whether puppies are more useful in soaking up damage from ranged weapons or as a cheap food source but you don't see me broaching the argument here. (It's totally food, BTW. Puppy roasts stay good until you eat the last of it but a meat-shield might expire within a month of taking a single arrow.)
193GREYWʘLF9
194#7g44wqJu 2016/02/17 13:40
195
196@STS
197IT'S NOT THE TYPE OF CONVERSATION WE NORMALLY HAVE, BUT THESE TYPES DO ARISE EVERY NOW AND THEN! WE USUALLY JUST ROLEPLAY (ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL ROLEPLAY TYPE THINGS, YOU DIRTY-MINDED BASTARD(S))!
198Σsigma
199#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/17 13:14
200
201@Greywolf9
202That was the very first time the Powerball had those odds. I wouldn't be surprised if it happened again and again.
203@STS
204Billion*s*, sure, but we're only talking about one. Even after taxes, if only one person won, they would have gotten well over 900 million, which is pretty close to a billion.
205Before taxes, it got up to 1.6 billion, just an FYI.
206StarTrekSpock
207#O2aT82gb 2016/02/17 12:52
208
209@Sigma
210But it was never worth billions :P
211
212(although for how much I was following it, it probably could have been. I just heard 500 million somewhere)
213@GREY
214SO THIS IS WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY!?
215BRUH.
216Y U SO LEWD!?
217GREYWʘLF9
218#7g44wqJu 2016/02/17 11:31
219
220@Scy
221You fail at spelling.
222
223@Siggy
224That was only a one-time instance where the powerball was that much money.
225
226@STS
227IT WAS A DISCUSSION I HAD WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE ON EVERYPLAY! IT'S NOT MY IDEA (THOUGH, THE WHOLE "WOULD YOU RATHER" DISCUSSION WAS STARTED BY ME)!
228Scythertom
229#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/17 09:23
230
231It is a little known fact outside of America that we have our own language: Americanese.
232In Americanese, "Hamburger hamburger assault rifle hamburger freedom bald eagle hamburger second ammendment" translates to "Hello! I hope you have a woderful day."
233Σsigma
234#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/17 09:00
235
236*COUGH*Powerball.
237And I never said *I* would be a spendthrift with my money (people still use that term, right?). Like I said, I could probably quit my job and live off of it the rest of my life, but I would only spend a few hundred thousand total. What point is the rest if I don't spend it? Besides donating it, of course.
238StarTrekSpock
239#O2aT82gb 2016/02/17 08:29
240
241@Sigma
242Oh, I'm sure you could. But you could at least try to be smart about it. Besides, over a billion is significantly more than every lottery I know ;)
243@Scy
244Probably superhuman vision. My vision is fine as it is, but it's still generally more important to me.
245
246And with super human hearing I'd probably never be able to sleep at night because of that one guy 2Km down the street with his skate board.
247Also the fact that pretty much all of my music would sound awful, even if I hadn't compressed it to save space on my phone. :P
248@Grey
249WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO LEWD!
250THINK OF THE CHILDREN AND THEIR VIRGIN EYES!
251GREYWʘLF9
252#7g44wqJu 2016/02/17 08:00
253
254@Minsheme
255I went through the coding of this entire page (I think that's what you meant by "If you decompile Powder Game,") and I could not find a list of words that are uncensored.
256
257@STS and Siggy
258There will always be some idiot that manages to lose 1 billion dollars withing a week. They don't know how to use money wisely, and will likely not even realize that they're spending more than they think they are. That's why there's a lot of lottery winners that end up on the street not long after they win.
259
260@Scy
261I'd also go with the vision, because light is a thousand times more likely to reach your location from 10 miles away than sound is. Plus, you could also see things that are too small to be seen with the naked eye. Super human hearing would only be useful for when someone is whispering and you can barely hear them without it. Otherwise, it's useless, so super human vision would be the better choice.
262
263Would you rather...
2641) Cut off your scrotum
2652) Get raped by a horny gorilla for 3 hours on national television
266Scythertom
267#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/17 07:13
268
269Would you rather have super human vision or hearing?
270
271I would take the vision. With my current vision I can't even read a stop-sign sized word six feet away from myself without contacts or glasses.
272
273http://windtower.tk/bot.html
274Σsigma
275#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/16 23:09
276
277@Banicidal
278I knew that one. My list of words down there are words that are censored, but the uncensorbot doesn't catch them.
279@Greywolf9
280...Okay, well, I don't want to choose the end of humanity in two hours over spending the rest of my life on the moon. I switch them.
281@STS
282Have you seen, like, half of American lottery winners? They spend it all in a crazy-short amount of time.
283-
284"Give it a few months, and the resulting expenses will catch up very quickly."
285I meant that as e.xpenses such as huge taxes and maintenance fees that happen because they decided to go big.
286Minsheme
287#l0aS2Xd2 2016/02/16 17:48
288
289Okay the word stuff isn't banned. Maybe it was the word "sad" that was blocking me from posting earlier.
290Minsheme
291#l0aS2Xd2 2016/02/16 17:47
292
293If you decompile Powder Game, there is a list of banned words in it somewhere. I think the word "stuff" is banned. The list is crazy.
294Banicidal
295#eQ9RvzP3 2016/02/16 13:18
296
297Σsigma, nigger is uncensored
298GREYWʘLF9
299#7MLrF6ks 2016/02/16 12:24
300
301The windtower.tk link just gave me a bunch of Chinese words. It might have something to do with my Chromebook, because whenever I try to open a Word document, it gives me the same thing.
302
303@STS
3041) You do have unlimited supplies of everything you need to survive
3052) The meteor hits the earth about 2 hours after you choose.
306
307@Siggy and STS
308You can buy a house that looks like Lady Gaga's...
309You can buy an army of house servants...
310You can buy a Lamborghini for every day of the week...
311You can buy your own personal McDonalds...
312You can buy a few dozen personal prostitutes...
313I wouldn't do any of those (except the Lamborghini... Veneno, it shall be. It'll be dark grey with a bright red trim, unless if I manage to find one that's designed to look like it came straight out of a TRON movie).
314What I would do first was to pay my immediate family's debt. Then all of my grandparents. Then all of my aunts and uncles. Then I would by a music making software and them make a few sweet dubstep tunes and then take them to Rottun Records (or Kannibalen, if that doesn't work out) and hopefully sign a contract there so I can entertain the humanity with music and (possibly) go on tour with Jeff Excision Abel.
315StarTrekSpock
316#O2aT82gb 2016/02/16 11:32
317
318@Sigma
319Yeah, if you're an idiot about spending it. Really though, you could live a luxury lifestyle even without any other sources of income and just a few billion :P
320
321And even when you did spend it all, you'd still at least have all that stuff.
322Σsigma
323#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/16 10:48
324
325Also "su.ck".
326@STS
327Buy your dream house in your dream location.
328Buy your dream car...s.
329Buy a private jet.
330Buy a yacht.
331Hire personal servants.
332Buy random stuff "because you can", no matter how expensive.
333Give it a few months, and the resulting expenses will catch up very quickly.
334Omega16
335#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/16 09:39
336
337...You sure about sleep, Scy?
338StarTrekSpock
339#O2aT82gb 2016/02/16 09:39
340
341@Scy
342All I can come up with off the top of my head is:
343I h.ate
344F.ag
345cr.ap
346ch.eat
347And maybe these two. Let's see:
348ho.mo
349bastard
350@Sigma
351Lol, good luck spending more than a billion quickly :P
352Scythertom
353#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/16 09:34
354
355@STS / Hachi
356http://pastebin.com/APTuuqud
357@Sigma
358Oh well. This version is way more efficient and doesn't require greasemonkey.
359...
360I would take the money. It just feels more useful in every way to me.
361
362If it was sleep, however instead of food, I would take that.
363Σsigma
364#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/16 09:17
365
366@GrAywolf9
367Probably never have to eat again. Imagine all of the time I would get back if I never had to eat. Plus, if I was stranded on a deserted island or something, I would only have to worry about water.
368Instant billionaire...eh. Most people (not saying me, of course) would spend it all in a short amount of time and rack up thousands, maybe millions, of dollars in debt, as proven by the lottery. I'm a minimalist, anyway, so I would probably stick it all in a saving's account and use it to pay all of my bills for the next 150,000 years, if I actually lived that long.
369@GrEywolf9
370I would say 2., because STS doesn't believe me when I say living in isolation the rest of your life would drive you crazy. Technically, I said that you would have a limited amount of oxygen tanks, but that was just to add a heightened reluctance as you would have a slow death in the near future.
371-
372"never *have* to eat again"
373---
374You guys are kidding, right? This has e.xisted for several months now.
375THIS IS A REASON TO VISIT THE OCB BACK THEN.
376Hachi1
377#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/16 08:50
378
379Yes I agree with STS, you should make a comment showing all the words you've censored as of today so we can find others you might've missed.
380
381Thanks so much though omg
382StarTrekSpock
383#O2aT82gb 2016/02/16 08:43
384
385Some solicitor has been texting me off and on for about a year now on whether or not I want to play some kind of racket ball type game with them. I've never responded or even indicated that I exist, yet they still keep my number. I could just block it, but I'm kind of curious as to what they'll say. Right now they're just copying older messages. :/
386
387On second thought, it's probably just HaW. You were always the stalker-type, HaW...
388*glares*
389@GrAy
390I actually enjoy eating and starvation isn't much of a thing in Canada, so definitely becoming a billionaire.
391@GrEy
392Depends on when the meteor strikes. You're too vague on these :P
393But it's also worth noting your life on the moon might not be that long. Assuming resources aren't an issue, you're still going to die from radiation sooner or later.
394@Scy
395Uhg, FINALLY SOMEONE MADE THAT!
396
397Is there a full list of censored words I can see though? You might have missed a few.
398Scythertom
399#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/16 05:37
400
401I have created a simple web application that allows you to figure out why censorbot won't let you post.
402http://windtower.tk/bot.html
403Thoughts?
404Minsheme
405#l0aS2Xd2 2016/02/16 04:21
406
407It wasn't even inappropriate. It said "se.xy" and had a shirtless picture of me.
408Minsheme
409#l0aS2Xd2 2016/02/16 04:08
410
411Thanks for removing my comment, degenerate mods.
412GREYWʘLF9
413#7MLrF6ks 2016/02/16 02:57
414
415Yeah, I saw that. I'm glad it got deleted, though. That person had no right to make that. Love Music never said they drew any of their uploads by hand.
416Scythertom
417#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/16 02:27
418
419Why doesn't anyone make a fake Scy account :(
420happywheels
421#3KifTlzv 2016/02/16 02:22
422
423@grey
424You saw the love music is gaÿ upload right ?
425GREYWʘLF9
426#7MLrF6ks 2016/02/16 01:45
427
428@grAy (._.)
429I'm pretty certain that everyone here can tell that that's not me. I don't know who you are or why you made that account, but this needs to stop.
430And what kind of Would You Rather question is that? Would you rather DIE, or FÃœCKING BECOME RICH?
431>Do you wanna die?
432>Yes, that would be lovely.
433
434@HaW
435No, I did not draw that. I used the pg generator at aegamesi.com. The letters would be a lot less proportional to Excision's actual logo, and they also wouldn't be 3D.
436
437@All
438Here's my actual Would You Rather for this particular comment...
439would you rather...
4401) Live on the moon for the rest of your life alone
4412) Be on earth while it gets destroyed by a meteor
442OmegaPirate
443#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/15 23:49
444
445Depends. Are you always full? If not, instant billionaire.
446GRAYWʘLF9
447#bV9KtTEc 2016/02/15 23:49
448
449@happywheels
450Yes I did! Thank you : )
451GRAYWʘLF9
452#bV9KtTEc 2016/02/15 23:47
453
454Would you rather never have to eat again, or be an instant billionaire?
455Σsigma
456#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/15 23:18
457
458@STS
459At some point, they'll be wondering about the mysterious ghost that's bumping them, especially if someone walks into you, and it's obviously harder to make sure THAT doesn't happen.
460@TK
461That made me laugh so much, thank you.
462happywheels
463#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/15 21:34
464
465- ï½¢HEADBANGA!!ï½£ -
466by GREYWʘLF9
467143vote
4682016/02/14 16:17
469* You can evaluation only 1 time for each work.
470This is nice ! did you draw this Grey?
471happywheels
472#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/15 21:34
473
474@Minsheme
475I can see your package... if you know what I mean
476Torture King
477#gXby1KrR 2016/02/15 18:54
478
479http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le7aw6qCDa1qeeqk5o1_1280.jpg
480
481Actual portrait of Minsheme
482Minsheme
483#l0aS2Xd2 2016/02/15 18:47
484
485Maybe for you, you big-nosed jew. My nose is comfortably outside of my peripheral vision- the way it should be.
486Torture King
487#gXby1KrR 2016/02/15 17:49
488
489On what level does the invisibility function? Like, are you physically unable to interact with photons or is this some form of low-level mind-control preventing people from acknowledging that they see you?
490
491Because on one hand you're basically blind, while on the other everyone is made aware that their nose is perfectly visible and they won't be able to stop seeing it after reading this.
492StarTrekSpock
493#O2aT82gb 2016/02/15 14:39
494
495@Sigma
496Well not really, all things considered. Like, even if you do bump into someone, what are they going to do about it? Probably either just think it was someone else, or think they had too much to drink.
497
498And even if they did know for sure somehow that you were invisible, what then? No one would believe them, and they really couldn't do anything.
499-
500Yeah, probably earth. I could make a great construction worker of I did it subtly enough.
501@Grey
5021. I_hate acting and would probably feel really awful doing it. Plus I could very well still make the same or even more depending on how much more successful.
503Σsigma
504#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/15 14:03
505
506@STS
507No, I mean Pepto Bismol and strawberry milk would probably LOOK different.
508-
509You've got to be really careful in populated areas not to bump into anyone.
510Plus, you have to be naked every time. And yes, no one can see you, but wouldn't that feel weird?
511@Greywolf9
512If I get paid well no matter how it goes, 2. If not, 1.
513---
514If you could have the ability to bend any element, which would you prefer?
515Water,
516Earth,
517Fire,
518or Air?
519I would probably choose Earth. I could make any structure, and if I get really good, I could be like Toph and be aware of my surroundings despite being blind.
520(And no, you aren't the Avatar in this scenario.)
521GREYWʘLF9
522#7MLrF6ks 2016/02/15 13:31
523
524WOULD YOU RATHER...
5251) Play a small part in a really good movie
5262) Play the main role in a really bad movie
527LK
528#RHmKvePw 2016/02/15 11:24
529
530STTTTTTTT BABY I MISSED YOU
531LK
532#RHmKvePw 2016/02/15 11:23
533
534According to Google, I last visited this 2/3/16
535GREYWʘLF9
536#dzOUi4Br 2016/02/15 09:43
537
538I would honestly go with A) because I'm not the kind of person to use someone else's money without their permission
539A better explanation for a fleshlight is an inverted dildo.
540
541@STS and grAy (._.)
542Pastie has no spam filter, and the URLs are generally shorter and easier to remember.
543
544@STS
545Mine is easier to see than yours o( °̀ ם ́°)=ɒ)̀ɞ °)o
546
547@grAy (._.)
548Who are you and why have made that account?
549SpaceMarineGuy
550#8oKDXTpl 2016/02/15 09:42
551
552B, E, C, A, then D.
553Scythertom
554#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/15 09:35
555
556IN TODAY'S GAME OF WHAT-WILL-YOU-DO:
557
558You're walking home from work, when you stumble upon a wallet. You pick it up, and examine the inside. It contains eighty United States dollars, a coupon for Rib Crib, and a drivers license for a man named "Frank McBulge". Do you:
559A) Be a nice person and return the wallet
560B) Spend the money and coupon at Rib Crib
561C) Be a wreckless driver, and when the cop asks for your license, hand him Frank's (therefore making Frank get a traffic ticket)
562D) Buy a cheap flamethrower, and start marching towards Trump Tower
563E) Buy a fleshlight (aka a tool used by males on their private parts to practice penetration and/or other degenerate activities)
564TO BE CONTINUED...
565StarTrekSpock
566#O2aT82gb 2016/02/15 08:56
567
568@Grey
569I can use Google and ascii art generators too ya know ;)
570http://pastie.org/pastes/10721994/text?key=t2exop13wdkz3yfjutlhpg
571-
572I use pastebin most of the time because it's the first thing I found, but also because it has an account feature that lets you delete/edit/etc things. I have yet to find that on Pastie.
573
574I'm only using pastie now to copy you :P
575GRAYWʘLF9
576#bV9KtTEc 2016/02/15 08:21
577
578Why do you use pastie instead of pastebin? Is it superior somehow?
579GREYWʘLF9
580#uDX04fQV 2016/02/15 08:03
581
582You know what? I'm not going with "or," I'm gonna go with "and" because I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I could fly AND be invisible. However, you could technically do both if you were a telekinetic.
583
584I can't post this on the other PG comments board, so I'm putting it here, STS:
585http://pastie.org/pastes/10721955/text
586Be sure to zoom out until the whole picture is on-screen, m'kay?
587SpaceMarineGuy
588#LIm4mmG4 2016/02/15 07:32
589
590Fyi, just because you can fly, that doesn't automatically grant you Superman powers, throwing someone up in the air would be hard, and probably dropping them would be too, assuming your flight ability takes in personal strength. There might also be a limit to your velocity, due to the fact that the G-forces could render you unconscious, making you die from crashing.
591
592Like STS said, a person might see you and kill you if you fly, so you have to act quickly and strategically. If you are invisible, you can just wait until you find a weakness in that person, the only hard part is walking stealthily.
593
594Plus, if you have any obvious "superhero power", it's a common cliche that the government would try to take you away and experiment on you, to make supersoldiers. If you are invisible, it would be easy to get away from them.
595StarTrekSpock
596#O2aT82gb 2016/02/15 07:11
597
598@Sigma
599It doesn't matter, since you have to drink it all either way XD
600@Sigma and Grey
601Well the problem with flying is that it wouldn't exactly be that subtle, which is important if you want a superpower. Imagine any government hearing someone could fly. Do you really think they'd just let you do that? Everyone can see you when you fly, and they can still shoot you down :/
602Of course you'd still have to be careful with when you turned invisible, but flying is far more obvious.
603-
604Lol, invisibility can essentially accomplish everything there.
6051. Getting away is easy when they can't even see you. Again with flying; they can shoot you down. Besides, how often do you really need to run away from something?
6062. You can still sneak onto planes at least.
6073. Floating obviously above your neighbour's back yard, or sitting in the middle of your neighbour's back yard? You tell me which sounds better. ;)
6084. Oh come on, how often do you really need to drop someone from high up? And even then, you can kill people in a lot of other ways with invisibility :/
6095. I'm over 6 feet tall, and there's really few things I need to reach that I can't. And if not? Ladders are a thing.
610
611On top of that, I'm terrified of heights, so I'd really only be hovering two feet above the ground. So yeah, for me at least, I'm going with invisibility.
612Omega16
613#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/15 06:43
614
615Invisibility just to sc.rew with ninja wannabes.
616GREYWʘLF9
617#uDX04fQV 2016/02/15 06:29
618
619If you choose the orange one and it happens to be soap, you're going to vomit everything in your stomach before you get a second gulp of it. Pepto is a lot less likely to do that to you.
620
621USES FOR INVISIBILITY:
6221) Eavesdropping will be a lot easier
6232) Sneaking and hiding will be a lot easier
6243) Messing with people will be a lot easier
6254) Committing crimes will be a lot easier
626
627USES FOR FLYING:
6281) Getting away will be a lot easier
6292) Traveling will be a lot easier
6303) Surveillance will be a lot easier
6314) Throwing people from a high place will be a lot easier
6325) Reaching things that are too high to reach without flying will be a lot easier
633
634I'd honestly go with flying.
635Σsigma
636#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/15 05:24
637
638Not sure why people keep saying invisibility when flying would have a lot more usefulness.
639---
640You might be able to tell the difference between Pepto Bismol and strawberry milk, but if you can't, I'd choose the pink liquid as well.
641StarTrekSpock
642#O2aT82gb 2016/02/15 04:38
643
644@SMG
645Pink. I feel like drinking a whole bucket of pepto bismol would mess you up less than soap. XD
646SpaceMarineGuy
647#LIm4mmG4 2016/02/15 03:55
648
649Never speak again. Some people live normal lives like this. Besides, you can still write and type.
650
651Turn invisible, I feel that there is a broader range of applications and jobs that turning invisible would help in.
652-
653Let's say you're stuck in a jungle, you are thirsty and dehydrated, making you nauseous. A mysterious man comes up to you, and offers a bucket of pink liquid, and a bucket of orange liquid. He says the pink bucket is either Pepto Bismol, or strawberry milk, and that the second bucket is either sports energy drink, or watered down body wash. You have to pick a bucket, and drink all of it before you (hopefully) get rescued.
654BadassUberLord
655#TlCroyBs 2016/02/15 01:52
656
657Any idea on what i should upload?
658Scythertom
659#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/15 00:46
660
661Will trade votes for gf
662...
663Never speak.
664...
665Invisible.
666happywheels
667#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/14 22:20
668
669っ
670ω
671happywheels
672#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/14 22:13
673
674Here are some would you rather questions...Always have to say everything on your mind OR never speak again? Be able to turn invisible OR be able to fly?
675Σsigma
676#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/14 16:03
677
678Wait, I think I said "Brutally murder your loved ones" in a previous would-you-rather list. Oh well. This one's a little different.
679αAlphaOmegaΩ
680#hvjP2CtN 2016/02/14 15:04
681
682@stixx44
683http://youtube.com/UnityParadoxPara
684Torture King
685#gXby1KrR 2016/02/14 12:50
686
687http://i.imgur.com/apR2DgW.gif
688StarTrekSpock
689#O2aT82gb 2016/02/14 11:46
690
691@Sigma
692Probably having my name tattooed on my scrotum. Assuming I'm not allowed pain medication, it would be a one-time event and still be considerably less horrible than any of the others, especially since most are life-long events.
693GREYWʘLF9
694#uDX04fQV 2016/02/14 11:41
695
696I'd have to go with eating to bull testicle every day for a year. There are a lot of people in the world that can prepare bull testicles in a delicious way. The taste may start to get bland when the year comes to an end, but it would certainly be better than any of the other options.
697
698Here's one told to me at school:
699Would you rather...
7001) Watch your parents have sëx every day for the rest of your life
7012) Have sëx with both of your parents only once for 2 hours and never have to worry about them having sëx ever again for the rest of your life.
702bob
703#gjbCFskS 2016/02/14 11:13
704
705hi
706Σsigma
707#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/14 11:02
708
709Well, since the would-you-rathers have returned, I might as well join in.
710Would you rather...
711Live the rest of your life without eyelids...
712Eat a single bull testicle every day for a year...
713Have your (misspelled) name tattooed to your scrotum...
714Hang by your thigh hair for an hour each day (it will never rip off)...
715Raise 10 unruly children from birth that aren't yours by yourself...
716Get a tattoo anywhere on your body, as long as it has undergone third-degree burns...
717Surgically remove your stomach (this one person had to have this done and he has to manually push his food down and eat like 12 times a day to get any nourishment)...
718Pass a quarter-sized kidney stone every day for a year...
719Or watch your loved ones get brutally murdered?
720boo
721#BxeAZE9V 2016/02/14 10:52
722
723I miss my text cities more :-(
724Shadow Titan
725#Hbm1JtMG 2016/02/14 10:51
726
727I bet you all missed meeeee :D
728StarTrekSpock
729#O2aT82gb 2016/02/14 10:33
730
731@Hachi
732That's really not true. Any STIs would be equally present in both, and technically the blood could have even more diseases.
733
734If you drink too much blood, you'll also throw up from excessive iron intake.
735Hachi1
736#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/14 10:31
737
738I would go with the soup. blood feels safer than semen and it'll just taste like iron
739StarTrekSpock
740#O2aT82gb 2016/02/14 10:21
741
742@Scy
743Yeah, same as Sigma for the same reason.
744-
745Should anything really be read by stixx?
746Σsigma
747#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/14 09:57
748
749Man, both PG boards are getting a little R-rated.
750@Scy
751Honestly, I'd have to go with the salad. It has less "unmentionable substance" than the other. And this isn't something that someone should choose death.
752Scythertom
753#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/14 05:23
754
755Here is a fun would-you-rather type question (NOTE: This is not to be read by stixx):
756You're walking home one winter day, wearing heavy warm clothes. Suddenly, out of nowhere someone throws a rock at you. SInce you are so weighted down, you can't defend yourself and it knocks you out. You wake up to find two bowls in front of you. One of them contains a garden salad, with a dressing made of the white stuff that comes out of male private parts. The other one contains a soup, with the base soup made of the red fluid that falls out of the female's special area. You have to eat and finish one or they kill you. Which one do you take?
757Alternatively, you can let them kill you.
758GREYWʘLF9
759#uDX04fQV 2016/02/14 04:51
760
761It's been a while since I've made an upload...
762I should make another one...
763Yes, that's a good idea...
764...
765I'm not gonna make another one anytime soon.
766stixx44
767#2ImleCXA 2016/02/14 03:12
768
76917 lines. LOL. Trololo.
770stixx44
771#2ImleCXA 2016/02/14 03:11
772
773@Σsigma
774
775- ï½¢Lab Series 2ï½£ -
776by stixx44
77730vote
7782016/02/14 01:07
779* You can't vote for your own work.
780http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/364439.html
781
782I thought AO was gone for good. Lab Series 2 got 30votes but I thought it would su.ck, but it has 30votes already. How come everything I think su.cks gets very popular? Lab Series 1 looked like it would su.ck to me but it got huge votes. I still like Fighter Tower 3 better. Heck Reverse Player 1 appears. He is a color-inverted-evil clone of Player 1. I was going to have an upload about him and Player 1 and Player 2 meeting him for the first time. I also have my fan idea Player 3, the long lost brother of P1 and P2. He is triangle headed. Just to follow of Elemental Box. Box, Circle, and Triangle.
783Σsigma
784#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/14 00:05
785
786@AO
787Oh wow, we've been wondering where you were.
788Scythertom
789#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/13 23:18
790
791hey i'm not new
792crietor 9000
793#tBzcaRpG 2016/02/13 20:39
794
795hey i'm new
796happywheels
797#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/13 17:50
798
799@AO
800what's your youtube channel again?
801αAlphaOmegaΩ
802#hvjP2CtN 2016/02/13 16:13
803
804Been a while, hasn't it?
805Σsigma
806#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/13 14:32
807
808@Greywolf9
809If I HAD to drink one, definitely 2. Getting it over with (at virtually the same decision because of the equal odds) is much better than having to choose.
810I would choose "Well, either I die or I don't." over "OMG OMG OMG WHICH IS IT?!?! UH, UH...U-UM..."
811@SMG
812That's pretty gruesome, but that may be the best way to go. XD Besides, horses' only major attack (bucking) utilizes its mass to make serious damage. At spider size, no matter how many, that would be like several small objects constantly poking you all over your body.
813I suppose the horses could bite as well, but those would be pinches if anything, and like SMG said: just roll over them.
814As for a horse-sized spider, think about it: its web could and would be able to immobilize you, and one bite would kill you.
815stixx44
816#2ImleCXA 2016/02/13 13:18
817
818Lab Series 2 is coming tomorrow! I had it in work exactly 6 MONTHS AGO, today. It might not be good but will do fine. Tested it. Starting tomorrow.
819StarTrekSpock
820#O2aT82gb 2016/02/13 13:15
821
822@Grey
8232. Not like you can change the ods really.
824@SMG
825Lol, my parents were using broadband internet and CDs even before I was born. And you're younger than me. XD
826@Scy
827Spider-sized horses. Like SMG said, you can just roll all over them.
828
829But more than that, what is a spider sized horse supposed to do to you? Bite you? Not with mouths made for chewing plants, shrunk to the size of a spider. Spiders are really only dangerous because of their venom, and it's not like a spider-sized horse is even going to be able to pierce your skin, let alone do any damage.
830---
831The Hobbit and LoTR are not accurate depictions of what fighting a giant spider would be like :P
832SpaceMarineGuy
833#9lCXofSw 2016/02/13 12:19
834
8351000 spider sized horses, just roll around the floor until you crush them all.
836
837For Grey's question, I would pick number 1, because I wouldn't have been that shocked if they told me beforehand.
838---
839Does anyone still remember dial-up internet and floppy disks? I still do.
840GREYWʘLF9
841#uDX04fQV 2016/02/13 11:50
842
843Also, spiders vary in size, so technically none of the horses would be the same size, or they'd all continuously change size from being the size of a cat to the size of a flea.
844GREYWʘLF9
845#uDX04fQV 2016/02/13 11:48
846
8471 monster, regardless of its size, would be easier to kill than 1,000 monsters, regardless of their size, so I'd have to say the horse-sized spider. Plus, spiders that big are incredibly easy to kill. Just watch The Hobbit or Lord of the Rings. Easy.
848
849Another Topic:
850Would you rather...
8511) be set in front of a table with 2 drinks and be told one of them was poison and you get to choose which one to drink
8522) be set in front of a table with 2 drinks and be told one of them was poison after you drank one of them
853Scythertom
854#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/13 11:41
855
856Here is a fun topic:
857Would you rather get attacked by one horse-sized spider or by 1,000 spider sized horses? Why?
858happywheels
859#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/12 23:02
860
861♪O<( ･ ∀ ･ )っ ┌iii┐ Happy Birthday Greywolf Dad
862happywheels
863#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/12 22:56
864
865~~~ ╔͎═͓═͙╗
866~~~ ╚̨̈́═̈́﴾ ̥̂˖̫˖̥  ̂ )
867darude sandstorm
868#ITsXQhdO 2016/02/12 18:20
869
870cool level broooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
871StarTrekSpock
872#O2aT82gb 2016/02/12 13:29
873
874@Grey
875Why not just celebrate both? I'm sure not everyone in your family is busy...
876Σsigma
877#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/12 11:06
878
879@STS
880Armpits would only be really bad at a certain distance and angle away, which would be *really* close, probably in a way that would block the sun.
881...Right?
882GREYWʘLF9
883#uDX04fQV 2016/02/12 09:56
884
885My dad's birthday is on Feb 14, so my family doesn't celebrate it.
886I mean, come on, would you rather celebrate a holiday created specifically so card companies can make more money and make single people feel more lonely, or celebrate the birth of the person that helped make you?
887Omega16
888#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/12 09:03
889
890I can't be because of the coming Valentine's Day.
891
892I'm used to the cold, even though I've been in 100°F temperatures often during the summer.
893GREYWʘLF9
894#uDX04fQV 2016/02/12 08:02
895
896I slapped myself in the head when I read "janball."
897
898I can't be happy during this month, because it's too cold where I am this time of year.
899olfo123
900#mOJSj63V 2016/02/12 04:54
901
902Its me,garett.I just got a janball account.
903happywheels
904#3KifTlzv 2016/02/12 00:17
905
906Happy black history month everybody .
907Torture King
908#gXby1KrR 2016/02/11 23:32
909
910You've got it backwards, the apparent color of an object is based entirely on what wavelengths a given surface fails to absorb, objects that glow are actually producing light as a way to shed energy during chemical reactions and/or state changes.
911GREYWʘLF9
912#7632M1CX 2016/02/11 21:03
913
914Wait, if we absorb all of the light that hits us (assuming that we're blackholean) wouldn't we glow? Because that seems right.
915Hachi1
916#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/11 16:54
917
918yeah but when we look at the sun we can just avert our eyes quickly, people don't stare at things that are too bright to stare at (unless they're blind)
919
920"Completely dark" is invisible - if no light reflects, nobody can see you. (They'll just be able to see the outline so they'll know where you are) but they're never truly seeing you.
921StarTrekSpock
922#O2aT82gb 2016/02/11 15:37
923
924@Hachi
925Except for armpits. What ever you do, don't shine your armpit at someone...
926-
927That's still really bright though. It's like the sun reflecting off of a car during a sunny day; it can easily blind you.
928Blackholeman isn't "invisible" either, just completely dark. So that's not really that lonely.
929Hachi1
930#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/11 15:24
931
932Personally I'd choose to be a mirrorman because a blackholeman would be the loneliest person to ever exist.
933You're also all overestimating the "blinding effect". A perfect mirror only ever gets as bight as the incident light (especially because humans are convex).
934GREYWʘLF9
935#7632M1CX 2016/02/11 14:17
936
937That's not the real Afro, guys, nobody panic.
938Omega16
939#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/11 13:31
940
941Wait, wasn't I the last one to start this type of convo almost 2 years back, SMG?
942AfroStud
943#zSoDinXu 2016/02/11 13:04
944
945Hello everyone. I will now be using my fixer account to delete unwanted uploads.
946SpaceMarineGuy
947#9lCXofSw 2016/02/11 11:45
948
949That is a downer, but shouldn't you mourn and pray with your family and theirs, instead of asking random strangers on the Internet to do so? No one talks about those personal things on the internet, because honestly, that gets awkward for everyone. The last time someone talked about a close death in the comment board, it got pretty caustic.
950GREYWʘLF9
951#7632M1CX 2016/02/11 10:43
952
953Guys, I found out tonight that one of my friends stabbed a kid and then turned himself in, and his brother played a role in it and is currently on the run, so I'd like the subject to get changed. Pray for their families, if you feel like that'll help the situation, and if not, just think about a good outcome of the situation and maybe this will end well.
954Torture King
955#gXby1KrR 2016/02/11 10:10
956
957MFW I had this really nice comment that was decently long with good spelling and everything, but then it takes forever to send and eventually doesn't even post because of either an arcane censorship or just a terrible connection:
958
959http://i.imgur.com/13SWnPa.gif
960Σsigma
961#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/11 09:15
962
963I don't understand why everyone thinks a nail is better. Think about the same situation, but on your arm instead. Would you rather have a simple cut from a knife that hardly penetrates the skin, or nail your ar.m to a desk? A nail seems *less* painful to everyone?
964Another thing, a knife would not do any major damage unless it hit the wrong vein. A nail could do that as well as rip through your esophagus and windpipe, draining blood into your lungs and stomach (more significantly the lungs). Meanwhile, apart from the pain, you're disturbed by the fact that THERE'S A FREAKING NAIL STICKING OUT OF YOUR NECK.
965StarTrekSpock
966#O2aT82gb 2016/02/11 08:40
967
968Yeah, a nail seems moderately less horrible. Along with everything SMG said.
969I'd also like to know how deep both would be, though.
970GREYWʘLF9
971#7632M1CX 2016/02/11 08:12
972
973I did not notice that. Thank you, SMG.
974
975Well, unless it was a cheap or very poorly made nail. Or if it wasn't straight. If it was a prestige nail, then it would cut like that. If not, then it would hurt a lot.
976SpaceMarineGuy
977#9lCXofSw 2016/02/11 08:06
978
979Drilled by a *nail*.
980
981I'd imagine it would be like getting a shot from the doctor, but on a larger scale, since no grooves could rip your flesh and it would just pass through. Besides, a small puncture hole would heal more rapidly than a tear from cutting, if I ever live.
982
983Basically, it's just a very unconventional tracheostomy.
984GREYWʘLF9
985#7632M1CX 2016/02/11 07:53
986
987@STS
988Blackhole skin. When the apocalypse happens, I will never be seen.
989
990@Uber
991I'd like it to be a very sharp knife, because I've discovered that cuts hurt less the sharper the tool used to make the cut. If it was dull and it still cut, it'd hurt like hell. Same with a drill; it doesn't cut, it basically rips off tiny bits of skin very slowly.
992BadassUberLord
993#TlCroyBs 2016/02/11 06:48
994
995@STS
996I would choose blackholeskin. im not gonna blind myself when i look at myself.
997
998here's something. would you rather have your throat slowly cut by a knife or have your throat slowly drilled by a nail.
999Σsigma
1000#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/10 23:28
1001
1002@STS
1003On one hand, I don't want to blind everyone that looks my way. On the other, I could avoid sunburn/skin cancer if I go for the mirrorskin. I should probably choose blackholeskin, though.
1004@MG
1005You might get your chance. Sanders swept New Hampshire (as e.xpected).
1006happywheels
1007#3KifTlzv 2016/02/10 20:54
1008
1009I'm going to preserve my fruits tomorrow , hopefully they do not rot
1010Torture King
1011#gXby1KrR 2016/02/10 18:02
1012
1013@mysteryguy200?: Why pick cherry-pick beliefs from just one specific religion when you can cherry-pick beliefs from all of them with Unitarian Universalism?
1014
1015@StarTrekSpock: Those are both horrible options, but I'd go with void skin. I like to go walking at night for the darkness and quiet, but if a car drove by and my mirror-skin were in the path of it's brights the reflected headlights could probably blind the driver and cause an accident.
1016Hachi1
1017#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/10 16:48
1018
1019STS: rather than mirrorskin or blackholeskin, how about foreskin?
1020Hachi1
1021#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/10 16:47
1022
1023I'm about as Atheist as you can get because I've never felt a need to believe any God. My life is built on "Do I understand it? If yes, cool that's done and dusted. If no, I need to study it more and eventually I'll understand it. I've never come across anything that truly shook me that I couldn't understand. (Obviously there are tonnes of things I don't understand, but if I don't care about those things it doesn't bother me.)
1024
1025As for "How did the universe and time start?" You have to realise that the question itself is wrong because the wording implies that the universe existed before it came to exist.
1026Lawrence Krauss has some good articles. (Unfortunately he's one of the pretentious types of academics though, he thinks everyone who opposes him is wrong. But he very clearly explains the "how did the universe start?" question.)
1027StarTrekSpock
1028#O2aT82gb 2016/02/10 16:27
1029
1030Here's a fun 'would you rather' to change the subject:
1031Would you rather have skin that reflected 100% of the light that hit it, or would you rather have skin that absorbed 100% of the light that hit it (without somehow killing you from heat stroke).
1032So basically the brightest, most perfect mirror ever for skin, or the darkest dark that's ever darked a dark black hole skin.
1033mysteryguy200?
1034#JNLa0AeQ 2016/02/10 14:55
1035
1036Y'all need Protestantism in your life, preferably mainline.
1037
1038@Hachi
1039I can't say *what* I'm studying, but I can say it will be one of those majors where I wind up with no job and 40K in debt and vote for a socialist to bail me out of my problem.
1040Σsigma
1041#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/10 14:36
1042
1043Like I said earlier: I could be wrong, so I respect your beliefs.
1044GREYWʘLF9
1045#7632M1CX 2016/02/10 13:38
1046
1047pastie.org/10715706
1048
1049@Siggy
1050>>God can take any form which He chooses to.
1051>>His purpose is to have His creation worship Him on its own.
1052>>I'm not sure about that myself, either. I believe that God is the only one like Himself, but there could be forces more powerful than Him that we don't know about.
1053>>His preferences are us doing what He commands of us. To not do what he commands of us is a sin by definition.
1054>>By believing in what you simply want to be true, you could end up making yourself believe in some pretty outrageous things. There are things that you're not gonna like that are true. Like the existence of Hell. I don't like that Hell is real, but I know it is real, because God warns us about it.
1055Omega16
1056#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/10 13:10
1057
1058@Grey
1059Just at how the topic spread out.
1060StarTrekSpock
1061#O2aT82gb 2016/02/10 12:18
1062
1063Honestly, my beliefs range from a strong "I don't care", to "oh sh.it I'm getting all existential again, time to distract myself".
1064I always feel really depressed after thinking too deeply, so I mostly just distract myself with music and videogames every chance I get. :P
1065
1066Aside from that, I wouldn't really say there's any kind of god. Even though there isn't really concrete proof one way or the other like Sigma said, that's just how I am, and I can't change that, nor can any amount of missionaries.
1067Σsigma
1068#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/10 11:48
1069
1070This is why I believe in God, but only because I don't know for sure. I won't defend my beliefs, because they could very well be wrong.
1071I also keep my beliefs very broad. For example, I believe that there is a God, but I don't know God's form, purposes, if there are multiple Gods, if God has preferences and what they are, etc. That's it. To fill in the gaps, I just believe what I want to be true and I feel good about everything.
1072Hi people
1073#XlYYTOok 2016/02/10 11:31
1074
1075Let me guess why nobody plays 100bit anymore. Its because of Afrostud's alts?
1076StarTrekSpock
1077#O2aT82gb 2016/02/10 11:27
1078
1079Oh gosh, it's happening again. Board up the windows...
1080
1081@Grey
1082Wouldn't let me comment either.
1083
1084All I wanted to do was say cyka blyat, but now the time has passed ;-;
1085SpaceMarineGuy
1086#9lCXofSw 2016/02/10 11:24
1087
1088I suppose men in fancy clothing claiming that the universe is made by a big bearded man is a more legitimate and reliable source than the observations and experiments conducted by scientists using billion dollar technology?
1089
1090I'm not defending my atheist beliefs here, but Bibles, parables and preachers hold just as much indefinability in their claims as those scientific theories. You can't prove a God exists, just as much as you can't prove that we branched from apes. Somebody can use those exact reasons you stated for a counterclaim against you.
1091GREYWʘLF9
1092#7632M1CX 2016/02/10 11:05
1093
1094I think we've all been restrained from commenting for a little while by the Censor Bot. I had to wait 12 hours to comment that last comment because I was commenting too much in a certain time-frame.
1095
1096@Omega
1097Which comment are you referring to that's classified as "idiocracy"? And what do you believe?
1098
1099@Siggy
1100Yup. It happened because it happened. That's.exactly what Atheists believe. That's one reason I am not an Atheist, because Atheists can't even explain the origin of the universe without bringing up theories. That's what Atheists put their faith in: THEORIES. They can't give you an indefinite answer to what they believe in, because they can't prove it. That's why it's called the "Big Bang THEORY," the "THEORY of Evolution," the "Cell THEORY." I don't understand why so many people in the world put their faith in something that they can't even say is a fact.
1101BadassUberLord
1102#TlCroyBs 2016/02/10 09:41
1103
1104is it just me or is the comment board less active
1105OmegaPirate
1106#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/10 08:36
1107
1108Now that's some idiocracy right there.
1109This is why my beliefs are so significantly different from others.
1110Σsigma
1111#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/10 08:12
1112
1113@Omega16
1114It was a Religion discussion that split into two: the same Religion discussion and a Religion-related Science discussion.
1115@Hachi
1116So it happened just because it happened? >.>
1117GREYWʘLF9
1118#87DMJv0h 2016/02/10 07:37
1119
1120@Omega
1121Both. TK is telling us a story about how people tried to find ways to not believe in God.
1122
1123@TK
1124You can't use science to disprove something that exists beyond the boundaries of science.
1125Omega16
1126#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/10 02:26
1127
1128I can't understand what kind of discussion this is related to: Science or Religion.
1129happywheels
1130#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/09 17:33
1131
1132read it
1133happywheels
1134#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/09 17:33
1135
1136⒤ ⒧⒪⒱⒠ ⒴⒪⒰ ⒨⒴⒮⒯⒠⒭⒴⒢⒰⒴⑵00?
1137Tyne and wear
1138#cAQSEHdo 2016/02/09 16:45
1139
1140As with most 'mysteries' I think this one will eventually be solved by science. People have always held God responsible for things they didn't understand, like disease and bad weather. I think this is another case of 'don't know, lets blame God'.
1141Hachi1
1142#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/09 16:13
1143
1144Because time didn't exist before it formed, you don't need "something to cause something else". Without time the effect can happen before the cause, which destroys the definition of "cause", and hence [incomprehensible chaos]
1145Σsigma
1146#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/09 13:56
1147
1148That implies that that isn't the beginning at all. There were forces that created those forces, and forces that created those forces...
1149Besides, I never said I didn't hate trying to comprehend how a beginning to everything happens.
1150Torture King
1151#gXby1KrR 2016/02/09 13:33
1152
1153@Σsigma: Really? Because I'm more confused about how primordial forces would initiate the very first event before the existence of linear time.
1154Torture King
1155#gXby1KrR 2016/02/09 13:21
1156
1157@GREYWʘLF9: Philosophy. The word you're looking for is philosophy. Religion is the practice of a set of rituals that one believes is necessary/helpful for maintaining some form of cosmic balance, philosophy is just asserting that the world works in a certain way without having to explain all the math of it like you'd have to in a hard-science. (It's also an entertaining game to play on Wikipedia.)
1158Σsigma
1159#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/09 13:12
1160
1161AAHH I h.ate trying to comprehend how events take place without a beginning.
1162Hachi1
1163#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/09 12:42
1164
1165Because of the nature of infinity things get a bit messy.
1166
1167Suppose we live in a simulation, so nothing is real. But that simulation must be simulated from "somewhere", so you go up a level. Now this outer world is either real or another simulation. Suppose it's a simulation, then another outer world exists which is either a simulation or real. (And so on.) If an infinite number of simulations are embedded in each other, you can never reach the "last one", because if you did, it's not infinite. That means a real outer world doesn't exist and all that exists is simulations.
1168Σsigma
1169#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/09 12:27
1170
1171@Scy
1172Of course. I know all about the Monty Hall Law.
1173Hachi1
1174#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/09 12:27
1175
1176"had"? Past tense? Fascinating.
1177
1178Watcha going to study?
1179mysteryguy200?
1180#JNLa0AeQ 2016/02/09 12:08
1181
1182@Hachi
1183Nah, because I had dyslexia and couldn't read effectively until I was 13 I never actually had any formal schooling - that's what gave me all this spare time to spend on PG!
1184Scythertom
1185#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/09 11:32
1186
1187Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to pick door No. 2?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?
1188Σsigma
1189#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/09 10:32
1190
1191There must be something that exists. Otherwise, the dream/matrix wouldn't be able to happen.
1192-
1193Atheism blatantly denies any god, even though we don't know that for sure yet. I never liked it for that reason. Agnosticism, however, I am fine with.
1194GREYWʘLF9
1195#nJ8m3pEb 2016/02/09 10:06
1196
1197Sounds like it, just that they don't think life is as grand as it actually is. I honestly think both "religions" are pointless.
1198StarTrekSpock
1199#O2aT82gb 2016/02/09 10:04
1200
1201@Grey
1202#Troll
1203@SMG
1204Well it's a lot more than that. It's not just believing there is no god, but also believing there is nothing at all.
1205
1206For example, believing nothing exists and that you're just trapped in a dream or some kind of matrix type thing is nihilism, and having no hope of anything else.
1207
1208It's kind of like really extreme pessimism.
1209SpaceMarineGuy
1210#9lCXofSw 2016/02/09 09:55
1211
1212So, a nihilist is just the less sensitive way of saying you're an atheist?
1213Hachi1
1214#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/09 09:54
1215
1216Ah mg so did you just decide to chill for a couple of years after high school?
1217Torture King
1218#gXby1KrR 2016/02/09 09:40
1219
1220As an optimistic nihilist, it's because living a bit longer is the only way to guarantee that you might enjoy an experience later. Experiences don't have to mean anything in the grand scheme of things to be subjectively interesting, after all.
1221GREYWʘLF9
1222#nJ8m3pEb 2016/02/09 09:27
1223
1224Yeah, I'm not gonna go with that.
1225If we have no purpose, then why do we let ourselves live?
1226StarTrekSpock
1227#O2aT82gb 2016/02/09 09:23
1228
1229@Grey
1230There is no such thing as negative.
1231There is no such thing as positive.
1232There is only nihilism.
1233There is only nothing.
1234GREYWʘLF9
1235#nJ8m3pEb 2016/02/09 08:46
1236
1237I don't think I'll ever intentionally leave. I like to have random conversations with people I'll probably never meet in person. If I leave, it's because I was unable to for a certain period of time, and I forgot to ever come back.
1238
1239@STS, you're so negative.
1240mysteryguy200?
1241#JNLa0AeQ 2016/02/09 07:44
1242
1243@Hachi
1244I think we're about the same age, give or take a couple months. I'll go to college like five days after I turn 20.
1245
1246@TK
1247"Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time."
1248- Me, 2009-2016 (AKA the "Thanks, Obama" year)
1249
1250@HaW
1251You'll always have the memories
1252
1253@stixx
1254Don't worry, you still got me for like, six more months.
1255
1256@Sigma
1257ur weird
1258
1259@STS
1260You can't tell me what to do, dad.
1261StarTrekSpock
1262#O2aT82gb 2016/02/09 07:02
1263
1264Nothing is up. Absolutely nothing.
1265Nothing is down either.
1266Nothing is left, and nothing is right.
1267
1268We have no purpose.
1269There is no "wazzup".
1270We are nihilism.
1271We are nothing.
1272BadassUberLord
1273#TlCroyBs 2016/02/09 05:28
1274
1275Hey wazzup people.
1276stixx44
1277#2ImleCXA 2016/02/09 05:08
1278
1279Except isn't censored 【SR MASTER】/Hachi1. You got your 【SR MASTER】 deleted for a reason, can't remember it though.
1280
1281First last year and now this year with mysteryguy200? leaving. So much like the last year. Looks like every year someone retires from a free game site or sports. Okay don't use the "R" word.
1282happywheels
1283#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/09 03:54
1284
1285wq
1286happywheels
1287#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/08 18:46
1288
1289We will forever miss you mg200?
1290Torture King
1291#gXby1KrR 2016/02/08 18:04
1292
1293"Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time."
1294StarTrekSpock
1295#O2aT82gb 2016/02/08 17:10
1296
1297I used to be like you guys. Wondering why I was here and when I would leave. Even trying to make plans.
1298But then I realized so long as I enjoy commenting here, there's no reason for me to leave. Even if it's weird to have been on some random physics simulation forum for five years, it doesn't matter. What matters is what I want to be here.
1299
1300I have a saying that I like. "Life gets a lot easier when you decide you don't give a f---."
1301So if you enjoy it here, don't mind the "wow I've been here for five years, I have no life" part of you. Just ignore it and do whatever the hell you want and you'll be a lot happier with yourself. It doesn't matter what "others would think", it matters what YOU think.
1302That goes especially for you, MG. If you decide you don't want to be here, don't comment that day. Or even the following and just fade out naturally. But don't force yourself into a commitment that really has no benefit if it results in giving up something you like. :P
1303Hachi1
1304#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/08 16:29
1305
1306wait what mg200? is younger than me?
1307
1308I feel like I'll never leave for good :')
1309Σsigma
1310#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/08 14:16
1311
1312He shall remain a mystery of the past...
1313---
1314Is it sad that I have no plans of leaving this site for good?
1315mysteryguy200?
1316#JNLa0AeQ 2016/02/08 14:08
1317
1318@Tyne and wear
1319
1320I'll be here more frequently for the next six months, commenting and making vote grabbing/troll uploads. Then right before I for leave college, I'll delete my account and never come back, thus signifying the formal end of my childhood.
1321Hachi1
1322#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/08 13:21
1323
1324I'm still confused as to whether Yes_Official just disappeard or if he made a new account and everyone knows e.xcept me.
1325Tyne and wear
1326#cAQSEHdo 2016/02/08 09:41
1327
1328STS no that hurts y u do this?
1329StarTrekSpock
1330#O2aT82gb 2016/02/08 09:23
1331
1332Guys, I found a thing:
1333http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c
1334Just listen.
1335Omega16
1336#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/08 08:48
1337
1338@Yuanls
1339Dude, he'll never go away. He's just gonna stalk what everyone says.
1340Scy W3bmaster
1341#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/08 06:34
1342
1343Introducing... Drumroll Please...
1344
1345The First Playable Version of What WIll Someday Be a Platformer Browser Game About killing A Monster Known As The Beblar: http://windtower.tk/pre_alpha/canvas.html
1346Torture King
1347#gXby1KrR 2016/02/08 05:41
1348
1349I wonder if bagged milk is blasphemy in religions like Hellenism where the human form is sacred and can't be represented unfavorably. I mean, it's a flimsy, squishy bag filled with organic fluids that putrefies if left unchecked in most environments.
1350Σsigma
1351#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/08 05:29
1352
1353Introducing Google Bagged Milk. Now with Bluetooth!
1354Tyne and wear
1355#1poJZbjk 2016/02/08 04:30
1356
1357Wait Mysteryguy is still here? Wow I never expected that.
1358happywheels
1359#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/08 04:12
1360
1361MYSTERYGUY HAS BEEN READING OUR COMMENTS THE WHOLE TIME !
1362mysteryguy200?
1363#JNLa0AeQ 2016/02/08 03:59
1364
1365Oh my god we're talking about bagged milk again.
1366SpaceMarineGuy
1367#9lCXofSw 2016/02/08 02:20
1368
1369Introducing the new Google Air View, powered by drones!
1370BadassUberLord
1371#TlCroyBs 2016/02/08 02:00
1372
1373Hey, just sayin. how does water leak out when it's in a plane anyways.
1374happywheels
1375#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/08 01:55
1376
1377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDtL0-BMQw
1378???
1379UUDYUD
1380#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/08 01:26
1381
1382http://danballforum.proboards.com/
1383???
1384forum is dead :(
1385endercreeper
1386#Fqpd9tWA 2016/02/08 01:26
1387
1388hi
1389SpaceMarineGuy
1390#9lCXofSw 2016/02/08 01:11
1391
1392@stixx
1393http://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg
1394stixx44
1395#2ImleCXA 2016/02/07 15:47
1396
1397@Scythertom
1398Your comment isn't BLUE. It is (beep)ing pink. I use blue. Sorry for saying (beep) cause it looks like I won't go to Fan-Ball anymore.
1399SpaceMarineGuy
1400#9lCXofSw 2016/02/07 12:41
1401
1402*Sigma's closet is full of real skinned faces mounted on pedestals he uses for unique occasions*
1403Σsigma
1404#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/07 12:38
1405
1406Whoops. I had my SR face on. Sorry about that.
1407Scythertom
1408#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/07 11:27
1409
1410BLUEEEEE
1411Σsigma
1412#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/07 11:06
1413
1414I played in one of those a few times.
1415---
1416Everyone eats an average of two spiders per year.
1417StarTrekSpock
1418#O2aT82gb 2016/02/07 10:42
1419
1420@Yuanls
1421I do have my experience with bagged liquids, I'm just saying there are better ways. :P
1422---
1423I don't think they really cleaned often, but they had to send someone in there every once in a while. I mean, if a kid threw up, they can't just leave that there.
1424-
1425Please, the static was the best part XD
1426SpaceMarineGuy
1427#YPTzK53s 2016/02/07 10:11
1428
1429... But then how do you close it?
1430Tyne and wear
1431#cAQSEHdo 2016/02/07 09:41
1432
1433@STS
1434Pouring liquids out of a bag isn't as hard as you think it is. You just use scissors to cut a hole at one of the edges, hold 2 corners and pour. Plus most are made of rigid card, not unlike ones from juice cartons, which helps. The Chinese don't drink that much milk anyway. I can think of a whole other bunch of reasons why but I'm too tired to list them all out.
1435In regards to the pipe things, my concern probably stems from 5 year old me wondering about safety. I never did any close observations of those pipes before I grew out of it so I guess my misconception stayed with me. Apart from the safety issue hygiene had always been an issue for me in those pipe things. I did wonder whether people went in there and cleaned it. It would always smell of damp moisture and fried food. There was also the very annoying issue of static electricity. Static electricity was my arch-enemy when I was small and one of the reasons I grew out of the pipe things.
1436StarTrekSpock
1437#O2aT82gb 2016/02/07 08:04
1438
1439There are a lot of them here. My parents used to take me there around once a month and I had a lot of fun.
1440
1441They're more than safe, too. Especially if you look at what they're made of. Inch-thick plastic, seatbelt-type fabric, 2 Cm wide bolts. No one is falling through that, let alone a 10 year old. Can you imagine the lawsuits if they weren't safe? XD
1442The only problem with them is the dirt and how high they were if you're scared of that.
1443---
1444I'm not really sure why anyone would want bagged milk over standard bottles and cartons or whatever. I can't imagine it would be easy to drink or even pour unless it was a coolaid-type thing with a straw hole.
1445Tyne and wear
1446#1poJZbjk 2016/02/07 06:32
1447
1448@SMG
1449I know of one near-ish to where I live but I haven't been inside it and we never go to Mcdonalds anyway. I agree with you though. It doesn't look too safe to play on.
1450
1451Bagged milk is common in China and exists in the UK, but no one ever seems to buy it.
1452
1453There are loads of spiders in the UK. But they're all harmless and most are smaller than a fingernail. I don't get why people are afraid of spiders though. Then again, I am afraid of dogs. Just irrational human psychology working I guess.
1454happywheels
1455#VrLQPhr4 2016/02/07 06:00
1456
1457McDonald's play place does not exist where I live .
1458SpaceMarineGuy
1459#YPTzK53s 2016/02/07 05:54
1460
1461I remember when I was a little kid, and I would play at the McDonald's Play Place, at McDonalds.
1462
1463It was scary, when I'm in one of the bubbles/tunnel tubes, because I have a feeling they were going to fall off the structure with me inside it. Those things seem so loose.
1464StarTrekSpock
1465#O2aT82gb 2016/02/07 05:21
1466
1467Nah, I've honestly never even seen bagged milk. I think it's more of an eastern-Canada thing.
1468Scythertom
1469#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/07 04:32
1470
1471@STS
1472Do you drink your milk from a bag?
1473StarTrekSpock
1474#O2aT82gb 2016/02/07 04:27
1475
1476You live in Australia, HaW. What did you expect to find on your ceiling? Burgers? You're not in America. ;)
1477---
1478I actually used to not mind spiders at all. I didn't really like them touching me, but I could deal with it. Until about a year ago when some giant brown one fell on my neck while I was brushing my teeth.
1479Now I_hate them :/
1480Torture King
1481#gXby1KrR 2016/02/07 02:43
1482
1483Eh, most spiders are harmless, even the few that can actually bite through human skin rarely attempt to waste venom on something too big to eat.
1484Σsigma
1485#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/07 01:39
1486
1487Sleep with one eye open tonight.
1488happywheels
1489#06p3WOtf 2016/02/07 00:12
1490
1491@scy
1492Well , it some how disappeared ...
1493Scythertom
1494#CXsa0GCS 2016/02/06 23:45
1495
1496Get a broom, sweep it away.
1497
1498I still wonder to this day why people unironically live in Australia...
1499happywheels
1500#aKteqe9O 2016/02/06 21:02
1501
1502Guys , there's a huge spider on my ceiling .
1503Torture King
1504#gXby1KrR 2016/02/06 15:07
1505
1506https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_o0z7l4Udwv1qfm1mx.mp4#_=_
1507Σsigma
1508#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/06 11:36
1509
1510There is something about your TTTs that allow me to win on the first try. XD Seriously, I'm not tampering with any of it.
1511I'm going to continue working on my design, but I'm getting a little busy so I had to postpone it. It's a lot less complex. ; )
1512Hachi1
1513#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/06 10:28
1514
1515I ended up uploading it sig :P
1516
1517http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/364403.html
1518BadassUberLord
1519#TlCroyBs 2016/02/06 09:15
1520
1521Btw u do not want 2 search blue waffle up.
1522Badassuberlord
1523#I0MUYMSi 2016/02/06 06:59
1524
1525@SMG
1526Blue waffle?
1527Tyne and wear
1528#cAQSEHdo 2016/02/06 04:05
1529
1530@SMG
1531Zika virus?
1532SpaceMarineGuy
1533#9CcD9XCX 2016/02/06 00:29
1534
1535@Grey
1536With the context of STDs, which do you think I'm talking about? :/
1537happywheels
1538#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/05 19:10
1539
1540--/\--
1541\ / star
1542/ /\ \
1543Hachi1
1544#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/05 18:15
1545
1546Now I'm wondering how old hw is if he's saying 15 is old haha.
1547happywheels
1548#8s8j3fMk 2016/02/05 16:25
1549
1550Grey may be old but he is mentally young
1551GREYWʘLF9
1552#C0q5mvxt 2016/02/05 14:31
1553
1554Bro, I'm 15. I was just being sure he was playing with the fish's mouth rather than stuffing the whole thing in his mouth, because those things are poisonous.
1555StarTrekSpock
1556#O2aT82gb 2016/02/05 13:39
1557
1558Yeah, the fish have mouths.
1559
1560I'm sorry grey, but you might be too young to be here ._.
1561GREYWʘLF9
1562#C0q5mvxt 2016/02/05 12:54
1563
1564You do know that "oral" means "mouth," right?
1565SpaceMarineGuy
1566#9CcD9XCX 2016/02/05 12:20
1567
1568With these puffer fish, I can finally recieve oral pleasure with no risk of STDs!
1569StarTrekSpock
1570#O2aT82gb 2016/02/05 11:47
1571
1572So they discovered a new species of puffer fish:
1573http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aydeL1V_700b.jpg
1574Hachi1
1575#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/05 10:56
1576
1577o
1578|###===*==|
1579|###==*=*=|
1580|======*==|
1581|
1582|
1583|
1584
1585Nah I'm still not satisfied with it but I also got bored with it. Maybe I'll just upload the redundant version sometime.
1586Torture King
1587#gXby1KrR 2016/02/05 09:37
1588
1589http://i.imgur.com/Xgvf3fg.jpg
1590Σsigma
1591#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/05 09:36
1592
1593@STS
1594Turns out, you said the same thing as Scy, so that's for you, too. (-._-.)
1595@Hachi
1596Did you ever upload your laser TTT?
1597SpaceMarineGuy
1598#J5u56JU4 2016/02/05 09:14
1599
1600o
1601|###======|
1602|###======|
1603|=========|
1604|
1605|
1606|
1607
1608
1609Random comment so I don't trigger the censor bot.
1610StarTrekSpock
1611#O2aT82gb 2016/02/05 05:44
1612
1613Here's a fun game. Comment ascii art versions of your country's flag.
1614
1615o_____
1616|█♣█
1617|¯¯¯
1618|
1619|
1620|
1621Tyne and wear
1622#8HcXksI6 2016/02/05 05:30
1623
1624Ok for some reason the CB does not recognise the bottom half of what I made.
1625Tyne and wear
1626#8HcXksI6 2016/02/05 05:30
1627
1628Your triforce is wonky though. Noob.
1629I made this (sort of)
1630︻
1631๏ )
1632Torture King
1633#gXby1KrR 2016/02/05 04:50
1634
1635Noobs can't Triforce.
1636
1637   ▲
1638â–² â–²
1639Garett
1640#mOJSj63V 2016/02/05 02:42
1641
1642or not...
1643Garett
1644#mOJSj63V 2016/02/05 02:41
1645
1646Hey...
1647-
1648---
1649-
1650
1651I drew a dimond!
1652Torture King
1653#gXby1KrR 2016/02/05 02:05
1654
1655That's what happens to export prices when your own population has the highest consumption rate in the world; from our point of view, the demand for any given thing is really high. So foreign markets have to match that inflated price if they want American goods otherwise businesses will just keep their services local because that'd be where the profits are.
1656happywheels
1657#8s8j3fMk 2016/02/05 01:21
1658
1659I have come to this conclusion than Americans are worth more than any other people in the world ... Seriously look how expensive American made products are .
1660happywheels
1661#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/04 23:50
1662
1663@hachi1
1664you forgot to add people who constantly generate pixel arts .
1665Hachi1
1666#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/04 21:21
1667
1668Dooonneeee :D
1669
1670http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/364393.html
1671
1672quite a bit of fascinating info is contained in the charts
1673Torture King
1674#gXby1KrR 2016/02/04 15:01
1675
1676Some people never grow out of that phase, a few years ago when I was a Junior in highschool, I shared a class with this one dude, and it seemed like every time he opened his mouth it was something about werewolves or the full moon And then just last year we were both in the same rt class in college and he's still so all about lycanthropy it gave me nostalgia.
1677StarTrekSpock
1678#O2aT82gb 2016/02/04 15:00
1679
1680@SMG
1681I dunno, that seems like an exceptionally large amount of work for something that's already doing a lot of work essentially for free, so I kind of doubt you'll see it any time soon.
1682It's an interesting idea though. Say if a website has a certain amount of a keyword in ratio to other words on the page so three mentions of "MLP" on a 100,000 word page wouldn't be blacklisted while 3 on a 50 word page would.
1683
1684But the main page might not cut it, especially since a lot of websites redirect. I suppose it would depend on how you actually defined "main page".
1685For example, the Dan-Ball Wiki's "main page" to Google would look like just danball.wikia.com. But when you actually enter that, it redirects to danball.wikia.com/wiki/Dan-Ball_Wiki. And looking for key words in a page that only redirects doesn't work.
1686
1687But anyways, I think if you keep looking up MLP related websites and get angry because of it, that might be the fault of your Google search choices rather than anything else. :P
1688-
1689Also, I'm not sure what kind of music you like, but you might like this. All their songs are about war n'stuff (I'm just gonna link the Wikipedia article and you can find the songs from there).
1690http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzer_AG
1691(Check out "Paper Angels" and "Battlefield" especially)
1692Seems like the type of subjects you might be into. XD
1693SpaceMarineGuy
1694#J5u56JU4 2016/02/04 13:43
1695
1696@STS
1697What if there was a threshold for whether a site could be deemed blacklisted or not? Obviously, if it's URL/title has the word in it, it is e.xcluded. However, in the case of a normal Google search, it could also check a sites main page. The reason is that a website's main page would usually not have a comment/forum section directly on it where it could potentially be cluttered with keywords. The main page should have less than 'x' number of keywords, or else it would be excluded. The variable could be increased for news websites, since most of them put articles of unrelated subjects on the front page, and it might be unintentionally excluded if the news website posted an article with the keywords. For images, the site page the image came from would have this check too.
1698
1699For example, on a blacklisted site main page:
1700"Welcome to the ___ fan site! Talk to other ___ enthusiasts and post your crudely re-colored OC's of copyrighted characters from the ___ series!" Would be excluded.
1701---
1702This should actually be implemented.
1703Hachi1
1704#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/04 13:34
1705
1706Yeah man, I remember the days when I used to force people to listen to PG related things and I thought it was so awesome but nobody listened.
1707
1708Also, I'm in the middle of making (what I feel) is a fantastic meta-upload, probably the first of it's kind? Idk I feel like it's my fav upload but I have no idea what others will think.
1709StarTrekSpock
1710#O2aT82gb 2016/02/04 13:21
1711
1712Oh come on, we've all been super into something at one point. And we've all seen how viral stuff can go with children. Annoying, sure, but you can't really blame them :P
1713GREYWʘLF9
1714#C0q5mvxt 2016/02/04 12:29
1715
1716Most ten-year-olds are annoying because they think Minecraft is the greatest thing ever. I just want to slap them every time I hear them talk about something that isn't impressive, funny, or interesting that happened to them on Minecraft.
1717Minecraft is not as glorious as you think, you immature brats.
1718Σsigma
1719#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/04 12:09
1720
1721Really, Scy? Really? (-._-.)
1722Σsigma
1723#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/04 12:08
1724
1725That's actually a good idea.
1726But you could always put "<space>-Minecraft" to omit searches related to Minecraft (or at least those with "Minecraft" as a keyword).
1727Scythertom
1728#s25Jborv 2016/02/04 12:05
1729
1730You can kind of do that. You just add a minus before the word. Example:
1731http://www.google.com/search?q=Steve&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjJhbjEj93KAhWJ0xoKHTnHDnkQ_AUIBygB&biw=1366&bih=651
1732http://www.google.ca/search?q=Steve+-Harvey&lr=&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj67oK8j93KAhVE1BoKHRXkBpMQ_AUIBygB
1733You just gotta add a bunch of them.
1734StarTrekSpock
1735#O2aT82gb 2016/02/04 12:04
1736
1737@SMG
1738You might be able to do that actually. With an adblock program for example, you can set it up to block key words. So anything with that word in its filename would be blocked.
1739Some parental control programs might be able to do that too.
1740You'd just have to be careful of what you blacklist, though. Otherwise you might end up censoring actual content that has nothing to do with it, kind of like the DB censor bot and words like "skyscr.aper".
1741Although I don't think there's a problem with just putting up with it and including "-MLP" in your Google searches :P
1742SpaceMarineGuy
1743#J5u56JU4 2016/02/04 11:58
1744
1745There should be a Google feature called 'Google Blacklist', it's a setting where you type in the name of a franchise/website (Minecraft, Minecraft fan websites, MLP, MLP fan websites, FNAF, basically any "infamous fandoms/franchise/topic you despise), and all pertinent links/images/videos that contain these things will be removed from your searches. This way, we can surf Youtube and Google Images freely for pixel art, without having to be bombarded by Minecraft pixel art, and poorly designed FNAF fan videos made by 10 year old kids with Source Film Maker on Youtube. No one should go through this.
1746Garett
1747#mOJSj63V 2016/02/04 11:46
1748
1749Donald trump is a dumb guy who should put a makey makey in his pool!
1750Garett
1751#mOJSj63V 2016/02/04 11:37
1752
1753@Esigma I like it because its so interesting.Its use is to convert elements.
1754@C Its because its so interesting.
1755GREYWʘLF9
1756#C0q5mvxt 2016/02/04 11:16
1757
1758Donald Trump is a [white girl with a big ol' b.o.o.t.y] that should but a [Jolly Green Giant's jolly green p.e.n.i.s] in his [bluetooth-enabled vibrating c.o.c.k ring]
1759Hachi1
1760#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/04 11:06
1761
1762@Scy:
1763
1764Donald Trump is an [unhealthy eater] who should put a [vegetable] in his [dinner]!
1765Scythertom
1766#s25Jborv 2016/02/04 10:09
1767
1768Fill in the blanks: Donald Trump is a ______ _____ who should put a ________ in his _________!
1769Omega16
1770#SDy9aQiy 2016/02/04 10:06
1771
1772Just checked. Yes it is.
1773Σsigma
1774#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/04 08:50
1775
1776In real life, bismuth is probably my favorite element just because of its appearance. If I'm not mistaken, it is also the element with the largest atomic number that is not radioactive.
1777Torture King
1778#gXby1KrR 2016/02/04 07:12
1779
1780You can add it to copper and tin to help stretch out bronze supplies in embarks where one or both of those metals are sparse. Of course, having iron and flux available kinda makes any sort of bronze irrelevant for military purposes, but the option has saved me more than once.
1781C
1782#WVW9oq04 2016/02/04 06:33
1783
1784I would ask why you like that element so much, but it's really none of my bismuth.
1785Torture King
1786#gXby1KrR 2016/02/04 01:59
1787
1788My favorite element is bismuth.
1789
1790http://i.imgur.com/ARwqCoD.jpg
1791
1792One time one of my dorfs made a battleaxe out of bismuth, it was terrible and probably couldn't cut bread but it was still pretty valuable on some metric so the dining room never looked fancier.
1793Hachi1
1794#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/03 14:17
1795
1796My second favourite element is probably torch for purely aesthetic reasons along with general inertness.
1797
1798Otherwise yeah I like generic useful things like Thunder and Glass - but Fireworks are also 10/10! I feel my favourite goes without saying.
1799Σsigma
1800#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/03 13:56
1801
1802@Hachi
1803Well, since the origin of the extra-terrestrial (I don't say alien, because that implies that they came to us) wasn't specified...
1804@Garett
1805My favorite element is metal because it has so many uses. Virus has almost no uses.
1806Omega16
1807#3DKktHNc 2016/02/03 13:19
1808
1809Wrong timing, Grey.
1810Garett
1811#mOJSj63V 2016/02/03 13:18
1812
1813Oh,btw,Virus is my favorite element.
1814Muahaha!
1815Garett
1816#mOJSj63V 2016/02/03 13:17
1817
1818Nope.
1819GREYWʘLF9
1820#Ao8vvrta 2016/02/03 13:11
1821
1822Octopus...
1823
1824
1825Did it end?
1826Omega16
1827#3DKktHNc 2016/02/03 12:03
1828
1829All conversations end with octopus anyway.
1830Scythertom
1831#s25Jborv 2016/02/03 09:46
1832
1833I'm not adding any further to the conversation ._.
1834C
1835#rxmcgVQ1 2016/02/03 09:45
1836
1837Oh wow, you mean it's obvious? And here I was under the impression it was a groundbreaking piece of original thought.
1838
1839The only reason I even bothered to link it was because I thought it was funny.
1840GREYWʘLF9
1841#Ao8vvrta 2016/02/03 08:47
1842
1843Pre-K is optional. It's really more like day-care.
1844Hachi1
1845#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/03 08:46
1846
1847It would probably just be "Milky Way War n" (we have no idea if previous ones have already happened) or maaayybbeee "Local Group War n". Universe is a bit *too* large scale.
1848Σsigma
1849#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/03 08:21
1850
1851Some take Pre-K at age 4.
1852@Garett
1853That would be Universe War I.
1854GREYWʘLF9
1855#Ao8vvrta 2016/02/03 08:21
1856
1857Well, I finished typing it at about the same time you posted it, therefore we were thinking the same thing at the same time. See how well we work together?
1858Scythertom
1859#s25Jborv 2016/02/03 08:17
1860
1861:-<>
1862Our comments are similar!
1863GREYWʘLF9
1864#Ao8vvrta 2016/02/03 07:58
1865
1866@C
1867We are way past that conversation, but I'll respond:
1868Of course countries with more guns have more gun-related murders. That's almost the same as saying that countries with more access to water has higher precipitation.
1869
1870@TK
1871That poor, poor cat.
1872
1873@Yuanls
1874In America, kids generally start school (with Kindergarten) at age 5. After a year, they begin 1st Grade, and then they advance a grade every year after that until you finish 12th Grade, for a grand total of 13 years from the time you start Kindergarten to the time you end 12th Grade.
1875Scythertom
1876#s25Jborv 2016/02/03 07:55
1877
1878Well... you don't say. Of course a country with more guns is going to have more gun related murders.
1879
1880If a country only had ten guns, there couldn't possibly be a lot of gun crimes. But in a country with thousands of guns, there is a LOT more opportunity for crime.
1881Tyne and wear
1882#cAQSEHdo 2016/02/03 07:52
1883
1884Please not again...just stop ok?
1885C
1886#rxmcgVQ1 2016/02/03 07:19
1887
1888ingentaconnect.com/content/springer/vav/pre-prints/content-VV2015-Nov_A1_Lankford_001-013
1889
1890Study has found that countries with more guns have more gun-related murders, surprising no-one. This is probably going to upset amazingdude.
1891Torture King
1892#gXby1KrR 2016/02/03 03:53
1893
1894http://i.imgur.com/dAfG4pk.webm
1895Tyne and wear
1896#cAQSEHdo 2016/02/03 02:10
1897
1898In the UK, a child starts school at the age of 4, in Reception, or year R. Then they spend another 6 years then, when they go on to year 7 in secondary school. In year 11 you finish your GCSEs. You can either go and find a job or move onto sixth form, in which you stay for 2 years, when you do your A levels. Then you can do an apprenticeship or go onto university when you're 18.
1899@Garett
1900Fighting a war against a race that has the technology to travel thousands of light years between stars would be like trying to fight off a battleship inside a rowing boat. So have fun with that. We'd all be dead before we even find out what hit us. So good luck with that.
1901Garett
1902#mOJSj63V 2016/02/03 01:43
1903
1904Oh,and Thank you STS.
1905Garett
1906#mOJSj63V 2016/02/03 01:43
1907
1908If world war 3 is the whole world agenst aliens,Im (kinda) up for it.
1909GREYWʘLF9
1910#KVb9Oebk 2016/02/02 22:47
1911
1912In the US, you go through 13 years of school before you can go to college. The first year is called "Kindergarten" and the rest are grades numbered 1-12.
1913Torture King
1914#gXby1KrR 2016/02/02 21:58
1915
1916The US goes from years K to 12.
1917StarTrekSpock
1918#O2aT82gb 2016/02/02 16:18
1919
1920@Hachi
1921In Canada at least, it means you've been in school for 9 years (or well, "school cycles", whatever it is you want to call it). It's also the first year of high-school (again, at least in Canada. America's system is largely the same but I can't say for sure).
1922---
1923My dot eats three square meals a day and lives a balanced, healthy lifestyle.
1924Tyne and wear
1925#cAQSEHdo 2016/02/02 16:15
1926
1927According to everyone else I would be in grade 10 in America. But I still don't get the courses thing. In England, we get to do around 14 subjects until the end of year 9, where at my school, when you choose 4 subjects to carry through. One has to be either French or German, and it is compulsory to take maths, English and the 3 sciences. You can drop everything else though. I'm currently taking history, geography, dt resistant materials and French. And further maths and chinese. I would have taken music because the whole grade 7 thing but unfortunately I can't compose for sh.it.
1928Hachi1
1929#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/02 15:44
1930
1931what does grade 9 mean in terms of "number of years in education"? I still can't get my head around the various different ways that different countries measure education T.T
1932GREYWʘLF9
1933#KVb9Oebk 2016/02/02 15:03
1934
1935@STS
1936That still doesn't make me feel any better!
1937-
1938...My dot can dance!
1939LK
1940#UR0DMxFA 2016/02/02 14:48
1941
1942I was never considered a problem!?!? :'(
1943StarTrekSpock
1944#O2aT82gb 2016/02/02 14:40
1945
1946@Grey
1947Well you're only in grade 9 you said?
1948Here the courses didn't branch out so early. If I tried to take the same thing again, the best I could do would be honours math and science (everything included, not just one topic), P.E, and basic InfoTech.
1949And then Hachi and Sigma are in University, so yeah.
1950-
1951...I can draw a more advanced dot...
1952@Garett
1953Don't worry, you don't have to hide. Just unclog the toilet if you clog it, and I'll let you sleep on top of my cupboards. Once there, you can feast yourself on domestic spiders until a revolution overthrows the US government.
1954GREYWʘLF9
1955#KVb9Oebk 2016/02/02 13:42
1956
1957I honestly feel like an idiot around you guys. All I hear from you is the fact that you're taking extremely advanced classes, and I'm over here like "Hey, look! I can draw a dot!"
1958Σsigma
1959#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/02 13:04
1960
1961I was referencing a quote made by Einstein himself.
1962Garett
1963#mOJSj63V 2016/02/02 12:44
1964
1965The question is,were will I hide at STS?In the sewers?
1966Garett
1967#mOJSj63V 2016/02/02 12:42
1968
1969Wait,did someone say that Einstin wasn't sure about WWIII?
1970Hachi1
1971#tKM2zKQf 2016/02/02 12:31
1972
1973It's currently summer break at universities in New Zealand, but when the academic year starts (in a month) I'll be taking Physics 231 (Classical Physics), Maths 253 (Linear algebra and multivariable calculus), Maths 332 (Real Analysis - for those who don't know, it's basically the "rigorous theory underlying calculus"), and Music 144G (wooo a chill music paper)
1974StarTrekSpock
1975#O2aT82gb 2016/02/02 11:58
1976
1977@SMG
1978Of course. Check your mailbox in a couple of weeks for this:
1979http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llt1b4beTh1qi3fol.png
1980---
1981I'm just gonna copy and paste the same response I had to the same discussion on the PG2 CBs:
1982"This semester I'm taking Pre-Calculus, Planning, Game Design, and Biology."
1983EngineeringNerd
1984#r8IpB9IG 2016/02/02 11:55
1985
1986I love engineering. My sister does too! She is currently going to school at MIT.
1987SpaceMarineGuy
1988#J5u56JU4 2016/02/02 11:41
1989
1990My enrichments are Robotics and Applied Technology, for 8th grade. 2 technology classes back-to-back this semester.
1991
1992@STS
1993Thanks, do I get a prize?
1994Scythertom
1995#s25Jborv 2016/02/02 10:24
1996
1997So, what classes is everyone taking right now?
1998
1999Done with education? What is your job?
2000OmegaPirate
2001#3DKktHNc 2016/02/02 10:15
2002
2003SMG and I deserve randomness awards, even though I haven't done anything out there recently.
2004StarTrekSpock
2005#O2aT82gb 2016/02/02 09:04
2006
2007@Omega
2008Well I'd rather have a bad economy for a few years than the WW3 Trump's going to start XD
2009@Yuanls
2010"...of .a. general"
2011"..._f .a .g______"
2012---
2013"I'll live in your closet and watch you if it's ok with you, STS. Keep this quiet, and the candy keeps coming to you."
2014I'd just like to take this moment to nominate SMG for best commenter award.
2015Nearly everything he says is absolutely hilarious. Please never leave, SMG XD
2016Tyne and wear
2017#cAQSEHdo 2016/02/02 09:01
2018
2019http://pastebin.com/iGFeCkJh
2020Credit to the first person to find the censored word.
2021OmegaPirate
2022#3DKktHNc 2016/02/02 08:50
2023
2024It appears he's at his limit. Probably won't be long before he quits.
2025---
2026Lmfao at all this talk about Donald Trump. Let's be fair, it doesn't matter who wins the US election, the US is still sc.rewed. To top it off, at least half the world's countries are broke and/or are falling apart.
2027The only one that seems to be doing fine is Colombia, though...
2028Σsigma
2029#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/02 08:01
2030
2031Einstein didn't know about WWIII, but he believed that WWIV would be fought with sticks and stones.
2032---
2033Stixx has been (beep)ing a lot recently.
2034-
2035*stixx actually shows up at STS's door*
2036Garett
2037#mOJSj63V 2016/02/02 01:44
2038
2039plz no wwiii
2040Garett
2041#mOJSj63V 2016/02/02 01:42
2042
2043I hope world war 3 dosent breack out because of the invasion
2044happywheels
2045#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/01 23:40
2046
2047Dunuld Trump will be elected president on STS's birthday November 8, 2016 ... Soo we still have time guys!
2048angry stixx44
2049#iaC7goUK 2016/02/01 23:20
2050
2051~~~~
2052I'm just (beep)ing useless at the moment, here are the tidles. ALSO MI$T DO NOT GET MAD AT ME SEEING YOU AGAIN, THAT IS WHY I HAVE "ANGRY" ON TOP, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU GET DMS AND LET HIM PUT THE UNUSED RAEG FACE (and that was 5 years ago when it was last used, it is unused, but I do not want to get angry again (unless I'm really (beep)ed)) ON MY TALK PAGE, I'M SO (beep)ING SCARED! I'm going to hide in STS's toilet like happywheels is doing right now, if not then in or under the bed like GREYWʘLF9 wanting to do! I need to calm down. Go ahead, let Mi$t spam me, I don't care (for real). I should've asked without referencing Speddos/Tabuu and no one else. I'll hide under the bed and eat Nutter Butters as long as I (beep)ing want (also this comment is making me act like DMS, but at least I'm about to hide (?) under STS's bed, I'll get the heck outta here and hide).
2053Torture King
2054#gXby1KrR 2016/02/01 23:18
2055
2056http://i.imgur.com/3PwtwKx.webm
2057Σsigma
2058#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/01 23:13
2059
2060The 2016 Presidential Election will cause an American invasion in several countries. Primarily STS's house.
2061happywheels
2062#2Ge6eHgH 2016/02/01 20:51
2063
2064Don't worry STS , im not sleeping with you , im hiding in your toilet .
2065happywheels
2066#m9Bi0Nr8 2016/02/01 17:07
2067
2068100 million people sleeps with STS
2069Σsigma
2070#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/01 14:59
2071
2072*~100 million people move into STS's house*
2073GREYWʘLF9
2074#QGn0ytWO 2016/02/01 14:26
2075
2076Can I hide under your bed?
2077SpaceMarineGuy
2078#J5u56JU4 2016/02/01 13:57
2079
2080I'll live in your closet and watch you if it's ok with you, STS. Keep this quiet, and the candy keeps coming to you.
2081StarTrekSpock
2082#O2aT82gb 2016/02/01 13:53
2083
2084I'll make the bed.
2085Σsigma
2086#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/01 13:46
2087
2088I'm moving to another country if any of the following candidates become President:
2089Trump
2090Hillary
2091Cruz
2092...
2093Just about everyone else
2094STS, I'm moving into your guest bedroom.
2095Omega16
2096#3DKktHNc 2016/02/01 10:27
2097
2098Yea, I've been on it since Obama took office.
2099SpaceMarineGuy
2100#J5u56JU4 2016/02/01 09:05
2101
2102You live on the moon? That would explain the tides.
2103Omega16
2104#3DKktHNc 2016/02/01 08:21
2105
2106I'm already on the moon, so...
2107Forget Earth. Most of its countries are already broke as it is.
2108BadassUberLord
2109#TlCroyBs 2016/02/01 07:20
2110
2111first comment. yeah :)
2112SpaceMarineGuy
2113#J5u56JU4 2016/02/01 06:35
2114
2115I have my tickets to Mexico, when Trump becomes president.
2116---
2117Seriously, you should all read the story, it's a pretty decent read.
2118GREYWʘLF9
2119#QGn0ytWO 2016/02/01 06:28
2120
2121I haven't read it either, so I'm not gonna comment on it.
2122.
2123.
2124.
2125So, who's all prepared for the apocalypse?
2126Tyne and wear
2127#cAQSEHdo 2016/02/01 06:27
2128
2129Is this the story in which I died? The one where I hung myself because I thought STS was dead?
2130StarTrekSpock
2131#O2aT82gb 2016/02/01 05:26
2132
2133I love how I seem to have such a huge role in something I never even looked at XD
2134Σsigma
2135#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/01 05:05
2136
2137The Beblar took the form of STS.
2138Yes, after reading through it, I found out that the Beblar took STS's body, but I found out after I made that tangent. Besides, it's certainly not the first plot inconsistency this story has seen.
2139SpaceMarineGuy
2140#J5u56JU4 2016/02/01 01:38
2141
2142... So, our STS came to their parallel universe, at the exact time their STS died?
2143
2144Then, whose the STS in our dimension that becomes Beblar?
2145Σsigma
2146#dXvzB4Bc 2016/02/01 00:03
2147
2148It's the moment STS first entered the other dimension. I don't know how you didn't recognize that.
2149Torture King
2150#gXby1KrR 2016/01/31 22:17
2151
2152It's okay. As it stands I'm basically Merlin, only with money instead of magic.
2153SpaceMarineGuy
2154#J5u56JU4 2016/01/31 15:32
2155
2156I don't understand the tangent, Sigma, it's so confusing.
2157Σsigma
2158#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/31 15:26
2159
2160What's interesting is that if I hadn't joked about the mansion in the beginning, we would have ended up with an entirely different story, one with TK in it (sorry, TK).
2161-
2162Is it sad that I read through all of that just to be refreshed with the story?
2163SpaceMarineGuy
2164#J5u56JU4 2016/01/31 13:51
2165
2166It could've been 638 if Scy didn't forgot the important part where I EXPLODED.
2167StarTrekSpock
2168#O2aT82gb 2016/01/31 12:05
2169
2170@TK
2171In case you're still into kawaii sharks:
2172http://9gag.com/gag/a1MQgeD
2173---
2174WTF, you guys wrote 600+ lines of that O.o
2175Scythertom
2176#s25Jborv 2016/01/31 02:41
2177
2178@SMG/Sigma
2179http://pastebin.com/0L2tb5Fz
2180http://windtower.tk/dust.php
2181SpaceMarineGuy
2182#J5u56JU4 2016/01/31 01:31
2183
2184Scy mentioned every comment from OCB was saved on the cloud, perhaps if he pasted the story into a Google Docs, we can read it again, and know the circumstances again.
2185
2186(For those of you who don't know, OCB is Open Comment Board made by Scy, a substitution to the normal ones here, with no comment limitations and HTML capability, the website was shut down some time ago)
2187Σsigma
2188#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/31 00:01
2189
2190There are some things to that story that I set up but we never got to. I'd be glad to revive it. Is it my turn now?
2191Torture King
2192#gXby1KrR 2016/01/30 17:18
2193
2194http://i.imgur.com/NdGMA83.webm
2195SpaceMarineGuy
2196#J5u56JU4 2016/01/30 14:29
2197
2198" AARGH! What does even mean? Damn you, Scy! " Sigma screamed at no one in particular, he kicked the keypad, and he got the same response. "
2199" Alert! Security tampering detected. Releasing Nerve Gas. " Sigma entered into the keypad, and he got the same response. " AARGH! What does even mean? Damn you, Scy! "
2200
2201" You have reached the Dimensional Teleporter Machine Room. " The steel door creaked loudly yet again. And Sigma felt as though he is falling. " Ding! You have reached the Dimensional Teleporter Machine Room. " The steel door creaked loudly yet again
2202
2203Beblar shall feast! " STS shouted. " But we were friends for decades! Much longer than when Sigma opened up a bit of a cannon, he was so fast, his limbs are flaying everywhere, he saw a white circle at the end of the tunnel faded from a bright hypnotic tunnel into a dark mist, with streaks of lightning. Sigma was feeling weightless as it got faster and faster. The elevator slowed down for him to catch his breath. And stopped with a comforting ' Ding! '. " You have now reached one of the 55 secret restricted areas of Base A -44 the door. The door creaked loudly yet again. And Sigma felt as though he is falling. " Ding! You have reached the Dimensional Teleporter Machine Room
2204
2205If I keep brute-forcing the auto-correct bar, we can salvage the OCB story, guys! There is hope!
2206GREYWʘLF9
2207#QGn0ytWO 2016/01/30 13:57
2208
2209I want to meet MarrineAssassin45.
2210Hachi1
2211#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/30 13:28
2212
2213I want panpour to return
2214Torture King
2215#gXby1KrR 2016/01/30 13:11
2216
2217I still think you were being ridiculous in your approach to ST, anyone that can't take a little negative criticism shouldn't be submitting work on the internet.
2218Σsigma
2219#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/30 12:50
2220
2221Don't forget RCAmy. :D
2222GREYWʘLF9
2223#QGn0ytWO 2016/01/30 12:17
2224
2225That sounds awful. We don't need any more AfroStuds, and we have too many as it is.
2226StarTrekSpock
2227#O2aT82gb 2016/01/30 11:55
2228
2229Honestly I think we've had worse.
2230
2231The most recent major one with a user "Shadow Titan" a while back. They used to upload about a year or so before I joined and was apparently a pretty okay guy. But then for whatever reason he came back with this notion that everyone here now (at the time of the debate) was horrible at uploading, and needed to be yelled at like it would change something. Eventually we started pocking holes in literally everything he said, as well as bringing up the fact that his uploads were far from better than the other users here at the time, to which he replied by whining that we were stupid and eventually gave up without really accomplishing anything.
2232He popped in and out of xat for a bit, and occasionally tried to erase parts of our ascii art cities that were being built at the time before leaving entirely. Hadn't seen him for a few months before Run's completely died, so I guess he had no one to really talk to and just moved on.
2233Now that I think about it he was kind of comparable to AfroStud in some ways, just that he didn't escape on technicalities and had no army of accounts back him up, just for some context.
2234
2235And then there was the "imposter", which amazingdude can tell you about... (￣へ￣)
2236
2237For even older stuff before I joined, there's an old revision of the Comment Board page on the DB Wiki that has since been removed:
2238http://danball.wikia.com/wiki/Comment_Boards?oldid=25194
2239GREYWʘLF9
2240#QGn0ytWO 2016/01/30 09:08
2241
2242Those were some stupid ass debates.
2243Tyne and wear
2244#cAQSEHdo 2016/01/30 09:04
2245
2246The post gap was one every few minutes when we had the Donald Trump/guns/climate change debates.
2247StarTrekSpock
2248#O2aT82gb 2016/01/30 08:09
2249
2250@Grey
2251Compared to what it was a few months ago, yep. We'd go several days with no new comment a few times.
2252
2253Besides, the average gap now is a lot less than 5 hours.
2254GREYWʘLF9
2255#QGn0ytWO 2016/01/30 07:56
2256
2257I wish to learn either Hebrew, Norwegian, or Italian.
2258
2259@TK
2260That sounds like a terrible horror story :P
2261
2262@STS
2263Is 5 hour gaps between almost every comment considered "active" here?
2264StarTrekSpock
2265#O2aT82gb 2016/01/30 07:35
2266
2267Yeah, they're really popular at elementary schools here.
2268I wouldn't imagine then being that hard to find in used book stores, libraries, ebay, etc depending on your definition of "good condition".
2269---
2270I'm so happy with how active this place has been recently. Just a few months ago it was completely dead and I was almost considering not checking in anymore.
2271Tyne and wear
2272#cAQSEHdo 2016/01/30 01:54
2273
2274@TK
2275I don't collect them, but I see a lot at libraries, car boot sales and charity shops in England.
2276Torture King
2277#gXby1KrR 2016/01/29 20:03
2278
2279Anyone else collect those Goosebumps paperback books? I've got like 60 of them but they're getting harder to find in decent condition lately.
2280
2281http://i.imgur.com/dQw6WLI.jpg
2282Tyne and wear
2283#cAQSEHdo 2016/01/29 16:31
2284
2285I know a fair bit of German, a lot of French and a lot of Chinese. I'm not really interested in anime though. But anime is very popular amongst my friends.
2286StarTrekSpock
2287#O2aT82gb 2016/01/29 16:29
2288
2289I think I found my favourite emoticon btw, if anyone's interested: (◉◞౪◟◉)
2290
2291EDIT: Uhg, it looks horrible on DB's font. Just copy/paste it somewhere else...
2292Hachi1
2293#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/29 15:02
2294
2295I'm studying german in my free time
2296StarTrekSpock
2297#O2aT82gb 2016/01/29 12:47
2298
2299@Grey
2300I think he was joking, lol XD
2301@SMG
2302Yeah, we have an anime club type thing at my school that I actually thought about dropping in on a few times. Although apparently all it was was 30-40 people crowded around an old Gamecube not actually watching anime.
2303I remember seeing that one and it was pretty cool too.
2304-
2305I've been listening to a lot of German music recently and I feel like in 20 years I'll be speaking it fluently just from that XD
2306
2307So, y'know, gluten tag and all.
2308GREYWʘLF9
2309#QGn0ytWO 2016/01/29 12:33
2310
2311Hey, I just got that movie for Christmas!
2312.....
2313Remember the conversation we had on the PG2 comments about the weird people that get turned on by weird things? You just put yourself between people that get aroused by feet and people that get aroused by walking on Legos.
2314SpaceMarineGuy
2315#gFeUdb7h 2016/01/29 12:25
2316
2317I watched anime movies in my art class, my teacher loves them and the hand-drawn art style for some reason. We had watched a few, but my notable favorite is 'Howl's Moving Castle', because it has steampunk aircraft and battleships in it, and that gives me erections.
2318---
2319I want to take German in high school, because speaking it sounds totally cool, and the only German phrases I know would get me arrested.
2320GREYWʘLF9
2321#VU49u82k 2016/01/29 11:04
2322
2323@STS and SMG
2324I was really talking about different personality types. I labeled that one "black people" because 90% of the people that behave that way are black. The rest are white people that wish they were black.
2325Scythertom
2326#s25Jborv 2016/01/29 10:57
2327
2328Speaking of the disgusting weaboos, I took Japanese freshmen year.
2329
2330Don't. Not only is half the class hoping senpai will notice them, the teacher makes you watch weird anime movies.
2331StarTrekSpock
2332#O2aT82gb 2016/01/29 10:20
2333
2334I guess looking at it the people in Canadian schools are pretty generic, at least the one's I've been to here. A little less than 10% of the people are douche bags, with the rest being a mix of generally nice people. A lot of them I guess you could call somewhat nerdy too.
2335Although luckily most of the ass.holes hang out by all the metal shop classes and rarely interact with the rest of the school, or just skip altogether.
2336
2337We also have a really large amount of people who are obsessed with anime. I guess it's mostly because we have so many Japanese students here as well, but it's kind of cool.
2338@SMG
2339I think he's mostly talking about the "gangsta", "ghetto" culture that's often associated with them, not just black people in general.
2340Σsigma
2341#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/29 09:51
2342
2343I feel your pain. Not that extreme, but yeah.
2344@STS
2345Substitute about half of those vowels with schwa sounds and add some w's and y's after a few and you've pretty much got it.
2346SpaceMarineGuy
2347#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/29 09:36
2348
2349Everybody is e.xtremely overweight, and wear a greasy t-shirt and blue jeans. They wear a USA baseball cap, and carry their barely legal automatic weapons, their Happy Meals, and beer six-packs with them. They hate anything that's different. Also, they all dropped out of high school, and have a strange obsession with American football, and host outdoor barbecues every weekend.
2350
2351Welcome to America!
2352---
2353@Grey
2354What's wrong with black people?
2355GREYWʘLF9
2356#VU49u82k 2016/01/29 08:58
2357
2358Assault rifle? Try 12-guage shotgun.
2359StarTrekSpock
2360#O2aT82gb 2016/01/29 08:52
2361
2362Wot u talkin' bout boi?
2363U un o'them god-daym illuminati govament folks?
2364-
2365I can picture that so well actually. Except in my mind everyone has at least one assault rifle strapped to their shoulder.
2366GREYWʘLF9
2367#VU49u82k 2016/01/29 08:35
2368
2369I live in the south eastern US, so every day I go to school, I'm surrounded by hicks. (only about 25% of the people at my school are actually like this): Cowboy boots with cargo shorts, camoflauge pull-over hoodies 11 sizes too big, Duck Commander baseball caps with the brim so round one side reaches down and touches the other, cheap sunglasses on that circle-brim hat, ugly beards that look like they've never even been trimmed, the smell of chewing tobacco heavy in the air around them, a country accent so deep it almost sound like a combination of Jamaican and British, and they're the dumbest idiots I've ever met. One of them literally told me that Mercury (the element) can only be found on Mercury (the planet) and she wasn't trying to be funny. I honestly feel like Albert Einstein walking around with these people.
2370
2371Then there's also the black people (about 25% of the population at my school), the stuckup white girls (about 10%), the rich guys who think they're gods (about 10%), the ones who are simply just idiots (10%), the ones that give no fücks about anything (about 5%), then there are the smart people who care about their future and the rest of humanity (about 15% including me).
2372Σsigma
2373#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/29 07:48
2374
2375@STS
2376That's why it's socially acceptable for me to make fun of my own country's stereotypes. ; )
2377Actually, I do this all the time because I have this itch in my mind that believes that people from other countries themselves believe that half of the US population is hicks who think that education is unimportant...
2378I mean, they're the reason Yuanls hates America. He said it so, himself. :P
2379aegamesi
2380#Sg9GMX4l 2016/01/29 02:13
2381
2382PG Pixel Art Generator:
2383
2384pastie.org/10670418
2385SpaceMarineGuy
2386#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/29 00:14
2387
2388Donald Dump
2389happywheels
2390#83wzrVvW 2016/01/28 23:02
2391
2392Hillary Clitoris
2393slithertim
2394#EYPZrS7G 2016/01/28 21:57
2395
2396LOSE NOT LOOSE
2397Torture King
2398#gXby1KrR 2016/01/28 15:18
2399
2400http://i.imgur.com/d6GXlOZ.jpg
2401
2402My fellow Americans can and have done a lot of stupid things, but least we don't give free healthcare to eggplants.
2403OmegaPirate
2404#3DKktHNc 2016/01/28 14:54
2405
2406@SMG
2407Yeah, because everything is logical when you have a degree for shocking things with electricity.
2408GREYWʘLF9
2409#w3tCQ7Gp 2016/01/28 14:17
2410
2411Why don't we just call Canada "North Montana" then?
2412StarTrekSpock
2413#O2aT82gb 2016/01/28 14:15
2414
2415Here's a fun game:
2416Call America "South Canada" and watch Americans loose their sh.it.
2417Emolgalikessushi
2418#zOvgDDoc 2016/01/28 13:39
2419
2420hi
2421GREYWʘLF9
2422#w3tCQ7Gp 2016/01/28 12:59
2423
2424Yeah, because that's how things work...
2425StarTrekSpock
2426#O2aT82gb 2016/01/28 11:42
2427
2428You're from America too, Sigma.
2429
2430...You believe these things too...
2431Σsigma
2432#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/28 11:34
2433
2434Please excuse him, Yuanls. He's from America. You should understand he believes these things by now.
2435SpaceMarineGuy
2436#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/28 11:27
2437
2438But Canada is where they drill for maple syrup, and everyone ice skates with polar bears to work! Britain is where it rains tea, and people wear monocles, tuxedo and a top-hat while they golf and smoke their pipes!
2439
2440I know everything about the world. Trust me on this, I have a Bachelor's Degree of Science in Electrical Engineering, all this information is relevant.
2441OmegaPirate
2442#3DKktHNc 2016/01/28 10:04
2443
2444That's Canada, derp.
2445---
2446Water allergies actually exist. That'd be the absolute worst.
2447SpaceMarineGuy
2448#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/28 09:28
2449
2450Must be those scone farms up there on England, eh? I hear there's going to be a great harvest this spring.
2451Tyne and wear
2452#cAQSEHdo 2016/01/28 08:15
2453
2454I have hayfever in spring when I'm in England. When I go back to my country of origin though, I'm fine. I am also allergic to jaffa cakes (ironically one of my favourite foods), some kinds of citruses, large amounts of oranges or cheese. The ones mentioned give me eczema. I am allergic to penicillin but I don't know what happens when I have it, as the last time I did, I was a baby.
2455@greywolf
2456Sometimes it's just scumbag genetics. I guess my hayfever is due to different types of plants I'm not genetically programmed to deal with. I don't know about peanuts though.
2457Σsigma
2458#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/28 08:12
2459
2460Are you sure he didn't mean the something's-in-my-nose-so-my-body-needs-to-get-it-out-type allergies? That's a survival mechanism. The throat-swelling-because-my-body-rejects-peanuts-as-a-safe-food-type is probably a mutation.
2461GREYWʘLF9
2462#w3tCQ7Gp 2016/01/28 07:51
2463
2464Now, I know for a fact that I'm not allergic to pollen, because I actually sneeze LESS often in the springtime. I've been to a lot of doctors, and NONE of them have found something that I'm actually allergic to.
2465.....
2466At least I'm not allergic to peanuts. That would be a horrible way to live.
2467.....
2468I still don't understand the point of allergies. Someone told me that allergies were a survival mechanism, and I just wanted to slap them. How is being allergic to peanuts, for example, in any way beneficial to survival? It's a delicious food! There's nothing dangerous about it, except for those that have developed allergies against it because peanuts are "dangerous."
2469.....
2470I feel sorry for everyone that's allergic to anything that's delicious.
2471StarTrekSpock
2472#O2aT82gb 2016/01/28 07:40
2473
2474@Grey
2475Depends. I have a few allergies, so especially during the spring I'm sneezing well over 20 times a day, and they even more once I'm away from anything that could cause me allergies.
2476During Winter I almost never sneeze though, so I'd say probably not unless you've got mold growing in your bathroom.
2477GREYWʘLF9
2478#w3tCQ7Gp 2016/01/28 06:56
2479
2480Is it normal to sneeze an average of 20 times a day?
2481Torture King
2482#gXby1KrR 2016/01/28 05:42
2483
2484Could be an issue with your diaphragm, though unless it triggers the hiccups or something it's hard to say.
2485happywheels
2486#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/28 01:15
2487
2488whenever i sneeze , my guts would twitch around for about 20 seconds ... is this normal ?
2489Torture King
2490#gXby1KrR 2016/01/28 00:04
2491
2492http://i.imgur.com/9v0y7vj.webm
2493Σsigma
2494#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/27 22:58
2495
2496Be careful, we might find out your height from it.
2497@STS
2498"Why are these Indians always trying to take our land?"
2499happywheels
2500#83wzrVvW 2016/01/27 22:38
2501
2502Who wants to see a picture of my hand
2503StarTrekSpock
2504#O2aT82gb 2016/01/27 16:33
2505
2506Lol if there was actual land there that you could walk across, you know America would colonize that too and then complain about illegal immigrants in their space-time pocket XD
2507Torture King
2508#gXby1KrR 2016/01/27 14:26
2509
2510Well if you're gonna get all sci-fi about it, it'd probably be better to go with Tyne and Wear's idea of a moat, except you use inflated space-time rather than water. (Like the opposite of the "folding" space-time that warp-drives are supposed to use.) Then they technically could walk across to the US, but it'd take 100s of years to do so.
2511Σsigma
2512#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/27 14:10
2513
2514@STS
2515No, it would be a very specific emergency that would leave the entire country at stake. Something like this would require something like a unanimous decision among both the House and Senate. That's 538 politically smart and experienced people who would all be very reluctant to vote for it, and all 538 people would have to decide on everything that the country would do. Kind of hard to pull off for a minor reason even if you're a tyrannical president. And if you threw in the Hitler example as a dictator instead of a president, then it wouldn't be America anymore and something like it would happen anyway, right?
2516Things like this have happened in the past, and they tend to fix problem(s) that would have otherwise torn the country apart. The Agricultural Adjustment Act, for example, was created after FDR was elected. Because farming was ridiculously huge at the time, the price for certain crops was very low, and hurt the farmers. Despite the freedom of private property, the government regulated how much they should produce. The AAA and other policies FDR introduced turned the country around.
2517Other things, like military drafting, also force people to do something in order to keep the country alive.
2518It's like an absolute last resort. Either commit to absolute government control or complete anarchy that would leave the land essentially up for grabs for any economically stable nation in the world. Personally, I would choose the former.
2519SpaceMarineGuy
2520#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/27 12:18
2521
2522It's also 200 miles tall, a mile thick, and made out of comic book metals! No aircraft, spacecraft or intercontinental ballistic missile will ever plague America with immigrants ever again!
2523StarTrekSpock
2524#O2aT82gb 2016/01/27 12:16
2525
2526@Yuanls
2527A moat wide enough to stop anyone would probably cost more than a wall :P
2528@Grey
2529Exactly why I thought it's a bad idea.
2530-
2531Like Sigma and SMG said, it's because of jobs. Sure it sounds bad, but if all of a sudden your country is being swarmed with employees who will work for literally a dollar a day, then you're gonna run into a problem where you either go unemployed or work for sh.it pay.
2532@Sigma
2533In my opinion, it's a pretty bad idea. Imagine if some Hitler gets into power and then legally "cleanses" an entire race.
2534We actually have a thing that does pretty much that here in Canada though, called the "war measures act". It's_extremely controversial and not a lot of people support it, but I believe it's only ever been used once (during the "Oka Crisis" I believe, when a bunch of aboriginals tried to stop their sacred land from becoming a golf course and shot people).
2535Scythertom
2536#s25Jborv 2016/01/27 11:43
2537
2538The wall never ends. It looks all the way around the Earth, and goes to the center. No one will ever get past the U.S.!
2539SpaceMarineGuy
2540#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/27 11:17
2541
2542@Grey
2543Most of the immigrants come to America illegally because they want to try to carve out a life as easy as possible, but due to expenses and having to learn English, they can't. Most of them have normal intentions and just want a successful life, but the smaller groups of gangs and crime cartels that sneak across the border get the most media attention, and thus, the "dangers" of illegal/legal immigrants alike get exaggerated by society, and we start fearing/hating them for it. Just like with Muslims and terrorists.
2544Σsigma
2545#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/27 10:46
2546
2547Well, my conversation topic may die out pretty quickly.
2548@Yuanls
2549A moat would be far harder and more expensive to create than a wall. The Panama Canal was one of the biggest engineering projects in history, yet it's a little strip of land whose width is only a little bigger than a large ship.
2550@Greywolf
2551People don't like more people who would "take their jobs".
2552GREYWʘLF9
2553#OYU6FCDP 2016/01/27 09:03
2554
2555How exactly is the wall going to work? Where does it end? Right at the beach? Couldn't the Mexicans just go around it or go under it? What if they have human catapults or high-powered drills?
2556The wall is literally a waste of time, money, and effort.
2557Whatever the case is, I don't understand why people are getting mad that foreigners are searching for shelter in America. That would beyond flatter me if hundreds of people came to me for support.
2558Tyne and wear
2559#cAQSEHdo 2016/01/27 09:01
2560
2561They should build a moat, not a wall. The Mediterranean Sea does a good job of keeping refugees at bay.(Although the human cost of it is way too high)
2562Or maybe Trump is just jealous of China. To be fair, they managed to keep invaders at bay until the Yuan (I conquered China guys!) dynasty.
2563Σsigma
2564#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/27 09:01
2565
2566>Terrorists get in from Canada
2567I've got my eye on you, STS. >: (
2568-
2569Think of it this way: the 6-year-old child of someone who is in the same room keeps poking you. You would like them to stop, but you don't want to upset the child or their parent, even though the parent isn't doing much to stop it. It isn't exactly the child's fault, is it?
2570That might be a terrible analogy, but I'm just saying that that's not always the case.
2571---
2572I came up with a possible conversation topic today. Should the US pass a law/act/amendment that takes away certain rights of individuals when absolutely necessary to the country, even going as far as throwing out the Constitution in times of crises? The idea is that the government would have to regulate EVERYTHING in order to keep the country alive.
2573StarTrekSpock
2574#O2aT82gb 2016/01/27 08:13
2575
2576Well the idea behind it is that the wall would keep out illegal immigrants, not terrorists. Because lets face it, the amount of people who actually want to blow up a building is_extremely low, especially compared to the amount of people who want to not starve to death. And if they did build a wall, they'd probably find another way to get through like they're already doing.
2577
2578Illegal immigrants in America is an actual issue though, which is pretty much the only reason he wants to build a wall. While I do think that needs to be addressed, I don't think a wall is best for that. Might as well invest the millions of dollars it would cost to build a wall into improving living conditions for Mexicans so they don't need to immigrate in the first place :P
2579
2580And trying to make Mexico pay for something that bothers you? C'mon. Not ethical or legal.
2581GREYWʘLF9
2582#OYU6FCDP 2016/01/27 07:54
2583
2584I think it would be useless to built a wall between us and Mexico, because most terrorists get to America through Canada. Not there's anything wrong with Canada, it's just easier to get to America through Canada than through Mexico.
2585WHWT
2586#EYPZrS7G 2016/01/27 00:11
2587
2588We woul build a wall?
2589happywheels
2590#83wzrVvW 2016/01/26 23:44
2591
2592What would happen if trump becomes president ?
2593happywheels
2594#83wzrVvW 2016/01/26 21:55
2595
25963 years has passed by
2597Torture King
2598#gXby1KrR 2016/01/26 19:10
2599
2600At the moment? No, I don't have a degree nor any prior work experience so I couldn't possibly get anything that wouldn't clash horribly with my agoraphobia. (Fear of open/crowded spaces; "agora" is Greek for an outdoor marketplace.).
2601
2602But I'm currently going through Voc. Rehab. which should help me get some volunteer positions under my belt so I can just skip up to a position organizing file cabinets or whatever while I finish my schooling.
2603SpaceMarineGuy
2604#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/26 16:51
2605
2606Don't you have a job?
2607Torture King
2608#gXby1KrR 2016/01/26 15:56
2609
2610I don't have a skype account and frankly it'd probably be too much of a hassle to get one as my sleeping pattern is too irregular to make appointments on time without at least a week of notice and even then I might suddenly be unable to sleep for like 30 hours the day before and crash at my desk immediately after. I'm going through an insomnia bit right now actually.
2611Omega16
2612#3DKktHNc 2016/01/26 15:26
2613
2614@SMG
2615You have no idea how many times that's happened to me, especially in the last 2 years.
2616---
2617No one has ever seen my face on the internet. And they never will.
2618StarTrekSpock
2619#O2aT82gb 2016/01/26 14:36
2620
2621He just uses F3. For example, "fa.g" contains "ag"? Use F3 to highlight every instance of "ag". Notice how there's an "f" in front of the highlighted "ag" in "acts of_aggression".
2622
2623It's really not that hard, and 90% of the time you can find what's wrong in less than 30 seconds with just a few key phrases like "cr", "ck", "sh", etc.
2624SpaceMarineGuy
2625#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/26 13:52
2626
2627I was in the Burger King bathroom to pee, and the toilet automatically flushed when I was in the middle of doing so.
2628
2629SKYNET! SKYNET! IT'S SKYNET!!! THE TERMINATORS ARE HERE!
2630WHWT
2631#EYPZrS7G 2016/01/26 13:25
2632
2633How do you always find those censors sigma
2634Σsigma
2635#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/26 09:54
2636
2637Imagine the "expected surprise" of hearing everyone else's accents. XD
2638@Scy
2639I played a game that featured a dog with a gun that allowed it to switch places with certain objects. I can't remember the name, but it was really awesome and creative.
2640-
2641You might use my monster-name in your game? Remember that the Menthen is the other one, the story never got to that point.
2642@SMG
2643"it's h.it"
2644You've got to use F3 more often. :P
2645StarTrekSpock
2646#O2aT82gb 2016/01/26 09:38
2647
2648Also, if we're gonna use something with just text then we might as well go with Xat. At least that way nearly everyone will be familiar with it.
2649StarTrekSpock
2650#O2aT82gb 2016/01/26 09:36
2651
2652Yeah, I'm not really a fan of showing my face to anyone, and I'm sure I'm not alone. That said, it would still be cool do do something.
2653I've never even used Skype either though.
2654
2655Another cool idea might be to find some random online multiplayer browser game and use that. Most have mic support so we can still chat, but also do something entertaining. SMG knows a bunch that should work.
2656GREYWʘLF9
2657#IoiCbvlF 2016/01/26 09:27
2658
2659I just started a Today's Meet room that will stay open for a month.
2660Link:
2661http://today.io/1b6mq
2662Joining in on the conversation is easy, just put in a nickname and hit "JOIN"
2663GREYWʘLF9
2664#IoiCbvlF 2016/01/26 09:14
2665
2666Skype seems like too much effort. Teamspeak would probably be a better choice, unless there's going to be at least 10 of us, and then we'll never be able to hear anybody because we'll all be talking at once. We could have a group chat on Kik or create a room on a program called Today's Meet (todaysmeet.com).
2667
2668@Scy
2669How about a gun called the "Bass Cannon." It looks like a large subwoofer that you hold in front of you, but there's only one speaker output, and it shoots a very loud and very deep audio frequency that hurts enemies. The "ammo" would be a battery (AA, just for kicks) that you insert on the side.
2670I'll start drawing a picture and I'll link it to here from Imgur.
2671Tyne and wear
2672#cAQSEHdo 2016/01/26 08:55
2673
2674It would be nice to have a skype call. But I am very concerned about talking with random people on the internet. You never know who people really are in real life. I'm a wanted grapist.
2675Dgo Master
2676#NhyNznlm 2016/01/26 08:48
2677
2678I had two skypes, forgot both email and password.
2679OmegaPirate
2680#3DKktHNc 2016/01/26 08:34
2681
2682Я, вероятно, не будет возможность посещать что Skype вызовов, поскольку у меня нет камеры.
2683Scythertom
2684#s25Jborv 2016/01/26 08:31
2685
2686I for one would participate in that skype call.
2687Hachi1
2688#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/26 08:06
2689
2690We should organise a big skype call one day with pg people it'd be fantastic.
2691
2692(If people respond to "this comment" I don't mind working out an ideal time and doing various networking things because I'm sure people don't want to post their email addresses and skype IDs etc on this board)
2693
2694Scy: how about a game where you play as a banana and you have to run around and escape the city before someone stands on you and slips and dies.
2695Scythertom
2696#s25Jborv 2016/01/26 07:33
2697
2698@SMG
2699The game is going to be a futuristic platform game. It is in *very* early stages of development right now. I have decided on three plots it might have:
2700A) You play a member of the U.D.B (Universe Defense Bureau) who is set on a mission to kill a monster known as the 'Beblar' who could destroy the universe.
2701B) You are falsely arrested, and must escape a prison using strange guns.
2702C) You work for the CIA, and there is a meltdown of the nuclear reactor after an alien attack. You have to shoot them.
2703I'm going to upload it to some sites that allow canvas games. If you contribute to it somehow (code, graphics, sound) I will put you in the credits and a link to your blog or whatever.
2704...
2705@Sigma
2706I think it would be coolest if he just screamed WAAAAALL
2707*starts flamethrower* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
2708*stops*
2709*starts again* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
2710StarTrekSpock
2711#O2aT82gb 2016/01/26 05:23
2712
2713@Sigma
2714"FEEL THE BERN!!"
2715SpaceMarineGuy
2716#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/26 00:37
2717
2718l hate this censor bot.
2719@Scy and everyone else
2720http://pastebin.com/zQZqYKXT
2721Σsigma
2722#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/25 22:24
2723
2724When you fire the Trump Flamethrower after gobbling up a Clintonhead, it will be at maximum power for 10 seconds. The sound effect for this will be a continuous "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE".
2725@Hachi
2726Aww. <3
2727Hachi1
2728#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/25 19:13
2729
2730Who needs STS, all I need is sig <3
2731happywheels
2732#83wzrVvW 2016/01/25 18:24
2733
2734I wish STS would notice me
2735happywheels
2736#83wzrVvW 2016/01/25 18:24
2737
2738I believe I can make a Donald trump cannon in happy wheels ... Give me time ..
2739Torture King
2740#gXby1KrR 2016/01/25 14:51
2741
2742http://i.imgur.com/uyWe06L.jpg
2743slithertim
2744#EYPZrS7G 2016/01/25 14:28
2745
2746I hope STS will be MY friend, too.
2747Σsigma
2748#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/25 14:16
2749
2750Make the sound effects random Trump quotes. Something along the lines of:
2751"I'mreallyrichyou'refiredthey'rebringingcrimeWAAAAAAAAALLsmallloanofamil-" *stops shooting flames*
2752...
2753*starts shooting flames* "liondollarsMegynKelly'syou-know-whatisbleedingIsaw-Muslimscheeringduring9-11they'rebringingcrimeWAAAAAAAAALLI'mreallyrich-someIassumearegoodpeopleMegynKelly'syou-know-wha-" *stops shooting flames*
2754LK
2755#kdcWBHhv 2016/01/25 14:16
2756
2757Yay! We're friends!
2758LK
2759#QFhnFHPO 2016/01/25 14:13
2760
2761Oh boy, I hope STS wants to be my friend!
2762Σsigma
2763#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/25 14:05
2764
2765Flamethrower that looks like Donald Trump.
2766It's both ridiculous AND realistic!
2767StarTrekSpock
2768#O2aT82gb 2016/01/25 13:16
2769
2770My secret identity revealed :o
2771---
2772Don't forget to include this one gun that generates an error message when fired and doesn't do anything else. Then make the error message say something like "you need Dan-Ball GOLD to access this feature."
2773Scythertom
2774#s25Jborv 2016/01/25 12:53
2775
2776http://steamcommunity.com/id/starrysock
2777?
2778...
2779The Trump gun seems a little... complicated to make. I will try, though.
2780Dgo Master
2781#NhyNznlm 2016/01/25 12:41
2782
2783STSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT MAY POSSIBLY BE YOUR STEAM
2784SpaceMarineGuy
2785#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/25 10:12
2786
2787Scy's game:
2788http://pastebin.com/9q2xjSHc
2789Hachi1
2790#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/25 10:01
2791
2792I want you guys to come up with some gun ideas. The guns can be as ridiculous or as realistic as you want. An example is listed below..
27931. Pixie Gun: The pixie gun releases a large chunk of pixie dust into the area in front of it. The pixie dust then goes into the enemy's lungs through their mouth. once their lungs are full, the enemy starts turning pink, then explodes in a firey explosion. People who are holding one cannot enter bodies of water.
27942. Reverse Gun: A projectile appears far in front of the gun coming straight at you from where you were aiming. If there's an enemy between you and the gun, the enemy dies. But if there isn't anything, the projectile keeps going and kills you since it's too fast to dodge.
27953. PC-47: Shoots insults at people. (However, this is a state-of-the-art modern edition that fires only politically correct insults.)
27964.
27975.
2798(Add more if needed)
2799This is for an HTML5 game I am making for fun :)
2800StarTrekSpock
2801#O2aT82gb 2016/01/25 09:52
2802
2803I want you guys to come up with some gun ideas. The guns can be as ridiculous or as realistic as you want. An example is listed below..
28041. Pixie Gun: The pixie gun releases a large chunk of pixie dust into the area in front of it. The pixie dust then goes into the enemy's lungs through their mouth. once their lungs are full, the enemy starts turning pink, then explodes in a firey explosion. People who are holding one cannot enter bodies of water.
28052. Reverse Gun: A projectile appears far in front of the gun coming straight at you from where you were aiming. If there's an enemy between you and the gun, the enemy dies. But if there isn't anything, the projectile keeps going and kills you since it's too fast to dodge.
28063.
28074.
28085.
2809(Add more if needed)
2810This is for an HTML5 game I am making for fun :)
2811Scythertom
2812#I4Q2t7FT 2016/01/25 09:39
2813
2814I want you guys to come up with some gun ideas. The guns can be as ridiculous or as realistic as you want. An example is listed below..
28151. Pixie Gun: The pixie gun releases a large chunk of pixie dust into the area in front of it. The pixie dust then goes into the enemy's lungs through their mouth. once their lungs are full, the enemy starts turning pink, then explodes in a firey explosion. People who are holding one cannot enter bodies of water.
28162.
28173.
28184.
28195.
2820(Add more if needed)
2821This is for an HTML5 game I am making for fun :)
2822StarTrekSpock
2823#O2aT82gb 2016/01/25 08:28
2824
2825Nautical Aquarium and Sea Administration.
2826GREYWʘLF9
2827#IoiCbvlF 2016/01/25 07:01
2828
2829Never Antagonize Sl.utty Anorexics
2830SpaceMarineGuy
2831#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/25 05:57
2832
2833Negligent and Arrogant Scientists of Astrophysics.
2834Hachi1
2835#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/25 05:23
2836
2837*I had no internet for a while but the pg comments tab was open, that's why my comment seems to be very patchy like it was written over the course of a whole day.
2838
2839NASA means "Nasty Anal S.ex Adventures"
2840Σsigma
2841#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/25 05:21
2842
2843Does checking each square and comparing it to other squares to check for patterns and responding accordingly count as artificial intelligence?
2844Hachi1
2845#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/25 05:09
2846
2847don't worry, I think it will be - my "AI" has no intelligence whatsoever, it just has all of the moves ranked in preference.
2848
2849Even if the overall results are similar you should totally upload it, I want to see how you made it!
2850
2851
2852Also you know how tech always uses repeated processors? I just realised exactly 75% of my processors are redundant! laser tech is so dot-efficient that I'm almost certain an invincible AI can be made now.
2853Either way I'm no longer satisfied with my design so I won't be uploading it any time soon :P
2854
2855I wish I had infinite free time :( I'm busy again now so I have no idea when I'll finish improving it so it has some intelligence.
2856
2857Maaaaan maybe I'll just upload the prototype after I remove the redundancies
2858GREYWʘLF9
2859#IoiCbvlF 2016/01/25 04:08
2860
2861No, it means "No Asian Stands an A-."
2862Scythertom
2863#s25Jborv 2016/01/25 03:27
2864
2865True, but what about NASA?
2866The National Australian Security Agency.
2867SpaceMarineGuy
2868#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/25 03:03
2869
2870You wouldn't have to worry about your watch history, the NSA doesn't have jurisdiction in Australia.
2871happywheels
2872#83wzrVvW 2016/01/25 02:53
2873
2874I have not cleared my YouTube watch history since 2013 .... I wonder how many videos there are .
2875not minsheme
2876#l0aS2Xd2 2016/01/24 22:29
2877
2878did castonian actually start studying art? god that is really sad
2879eggfriend
2880#7cydlyhv 2016/01/24 19:55
2881
2882I had some memes for breakfast today because the eggs are my friends.
2883Σsigma
2884#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/24 16:06
2885
2886@Scy
2887The other way around is far worse when you're making something unstable, like a pixel art.
2888@TK
2889OMG, so true. XD
2890Torture King
2891#gXby1KrR 2016/01/24 15:58
2892
2893http://i.imgur.com/Dpg4lNw.jpg
2894Scythertom
2895#s25Jborv 2016/01/24 14:55
2896
2897When u accidentally click 'set' instead of 'get'
2898http://i.4cdn.org/b/1453614776871.jpg
2899StarTrekSpock
2900#O2aT82gb 2016/01/24 12:53
2901
2902@SMG
2903He's the best at being the worst.
2904Omega16
2905#3DKktHNc 2016/01/24 12:34
2906
2907@Σsigma
2908Been asking that since it first appeared. Quite the anomaly.
2909Scythertom
2910#s25Jborv 2016/01/24 12:34
2911
2912T H E &nsp;G A M E
2913H
2914E
2915
2916G
2917A
2918M
2919E
2920SpaceMarineGuy
2921#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/24 12:06
2922
2923Claiming you are the 'best' is a very broad and unspecified claim. You're not strictly explaining what you're best at, so it could be anything or everything, there's a wide area of subjects or topics you could be 'best' at.
2924
2925Therefore, I am the best.
2926---
2927https://youtube.com/watch?v=HNi8gYW0UvQ
2928Σsigma
2929#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/24 11:58
2930
2931Why hasn't that account been terminated yet?
2932ha69ii
2933#XlYYTOok 2016/01/24 11:40
2934
2935I am the best!!!
2936Σsigma
2937#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/24 09:16
2938
2939I can't believe you're already done. : (
2940Also, it's against my personal policy to upload something (especially in tech) that is at the same or lower level as someone else's creation. If my planned design (I'm still experimenting with stuff) is noticeably better, I'll upload it.
2941Hachi1
2942#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/24 08:56
2943
2944Haaayyyullll yeeaaahhhh I'm dooonneeee
2945
2946too bad I can't upload for a couple of days because I made a noob upload when I had to take a break from all the laserness
2947Hachi1
2948#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/24 07:41
2949
2950so sig are you going to upload a laser tic tac toe thing?
2951
2952I'm quite excited to see what you've thought of because mine is undoubtedly the most original thing I've made. (I had no idea which uploads to turn to so everything is self-designed woot)
2953
2954My laser AI is really really weak (it's barely AI at all) but considering the tiny number of dots used with the inefficiency of my design, I'm almost certain a "complete" laser ttt ai can be made. The one problem of course is that laser isn't quite as deterministic as thunder but I suppose it's not too much of an issue.
2955Omega16
2956#3DKktHNc 2016/01/24 05:58
2957
2958http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uB8gbWAuV4
2959http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkwhxh5txJ0
2960
2961Found these. Still wondering after so many years of finding random stuff, why have I not gone crazy yet.
2962Codnblahblahblah
2963#EeEAS1MU 2016/01/24 05:14
2964
2965Though it's worth remembering that Java is a browser security hole the size of a small country and you do not want or need it in your browser.
2966StarTrekSpock
2967#O2aT82gb 2016/01/24 04:56
2968
2969@RussianHitman
2970Keep in mind, "new" and has Windows 8 doesn't necessarily mean a good computer. It's your specs that determine what you can run, like how much RAM you have and your GPU.
2971
2972Did you try using the Java version instead though? It won't work on Chrome since they no longer support Java, but it's considerably more optimized than the default HTML5 version.
2973@W00Tmoo
2974./)_/)
2975(@_@)
2976RussianHitman
2977#Sapb9CtA 2016/01/24 04:25
2978
2979Hey guys, I am experiencing lag on this game, my computer is brand new windows 8, and I tried all browsers (opea, mozila, chrome, and even explorer..) Halp
2980happywheels
2981#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/24 03:14
2982
2983No
2984W00Tmoo
2985#6ssi6YpO 2016/01/23 23:40
2986
2987make some keyboard cat art
2988Σsigma
2989#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/23 23:38
2990
2991"AI calculator"?
2992I guess that's what you misworded.
2993the egg's friend
2994#7cydlyhv 2016/01/23 23:11
2995
2996frikc did I misword something
2997
2998I'm tired
2999Egg Friend
3000#7cydlyhv 2016/01/23 23:08
3001
3002Honestly I'm surprised you haven't made an AI calculator yet, sigma...
3003happywheels
3004#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/23 18:15
3005
3006- ï½¢3D Thumbnailï½£ -
3007by Σsigma
3008115votes
30092016/01/23 05:02
3010* Thank you for voting.
3011Σsigma
3012#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/23 15:33
3013
3014Hey, I said the exact same thing about my binomial calculator, and ended up surprising myself.
3015And I'm getting a lot of promises with my design, so far...
3016Hachi1
3017#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/23 14:58
3018
3019Can I temporarily patent laser tictactoe, I feel like making something
3020mysteryguy200?
3021#JNLa0AeQ 2016/01/23 14:49
3022
3023I'm commenting just so people know I'm alive.
3024Hachi1
3025#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/23 12:19
3026
3027you should try!
3028A laser ttt display could be really attractive
3029Σsigma
3030#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/23 11:09
3031
3032I want to see someone make a laser Tic-Tac-Toe with AI. I would be blown away to see that one would actually be possible.
3033Codnblahblahblah
3034#E3wir5yx 2016/01/23 10:57
3035
3036Hachi kissed the princess Sigma to wake her from her eternal slumber. They got married and they all lived happily ever after, until Sigma died. Hachi was left a broken shell of a man and died soon after.
3037
3038The end.
3039SpaceMarineGuy
3040#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/23 09:50
3041
3042One wonderful day, Hachi was driving down the street to visit Sigma's house. When he got there, Hachi rung the doorbell, but heard no answer. Wondering if Sigma is busy or not, Hachi knocked the door, and jiggled the doorknob. The door opened, and Hachi looked inside Sigma's humble home. "There's no one here, but why is the front door unlocked, is there a burglar inside?!" Hachi thought. Just as he walked in, loud sc.raping and thumping noises came from the floor above, he pulled out a can of defroster spray and a lighter just in case he needed to defend himself. Hachi looked around the hall for any intruders, and heard heavy footsteps on the stareway. Just as he was about to incinerate the person with aerosol and fire, he knew it was Sigma, and hid his lighter and spray. "Oh my, is my front door open again?" Sigma said as he saw Hachi. "That damn SMG must've broken in and stole my candles again for the 3rd time!", "What's all the commotion upstairs?" Hachi asked. "Oh, you're just in time, I was busy looking through my attic to find SMG-sized bear traps, when suddenly, I found an old chest that belonged to my grandfather. It's pretty heavy, I need your help to bring it down here."
3043
3044What happens next?!...
3045Codnblahblahblah
3046#td8bQ9JU 2016/01/23 02:44
3047
3048Well, now that sigma has two tutorials to follow, he can probably make a TTT AI that runs at a decent speed.
3049
3050Hint: just parallelise some of the operations (not that hard to do) and it'll hopefully result in a fairly large speed improvement.
3051happywheels
3052#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/22 23:21
3053
3054http://dan-ball.jp/javagame/dust/364214.html this is a true upload .
3055happywheels
3056#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/22 22:45
3057
3058cod is a fish
3059Σsigma
3060#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/22 12:54
3061
3062Oh yeah, I remember beating yours once, Hachi. Maybe twice, I can't remember. I played fairly and everything.
3063I've been thinking about designing my own... Perhaps faster than previous TTT creations, because that's a problem.
3064Hachi1
3065#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/22 10:06
3066
3067cod, sig etc
3068http://pastebin.com/SpRWBJSF
3069
3070(sorry if it's hard to follow)
3071GREYWʘLF9
3072#ZgiiPbKQ 2016/01/22 08:15
3073
3074No, dude, just no.
3075Lk
3076#kdcWBHhv 2016/01/22 07:24
3077
3078Tutorial on how I make love:
3079I don't. :'(
3080Codnblahblahblah
3081#o34nSSxK 2016/01/22 07:17
3082
3083Hachi, possibly Sigma:
3084
3085I wrote a fairly comprehensive summary of how my TTT AI works, what each part does, and how you can build one.
3086
3087pastebin.com/tH5vKH9G
3088
3089As I said in the paste, I never reverse engineered Maybe Tomorrow's, but I'm fairly certain it works in the same way.
3090Scythertom
3091#s25Jborv 2016/01/22 04:55
3092
3093Its marked as web forgery on firefox now :o
3094Torture King
3095#gXby1KrR 2016/01/21 15:19
3096
3097@GREYWʘLF9: Ha! EE has an 8-year long tradition of serious debate over pretty much every subject you can think of. (Which I am presently trying to revive again, in case none of the other regulars noticed.)
3098GREYWʘLF9
3099#KCebjpPl 2016/01/21 14:11
3100
3101Well, this is the only CB where nobody talks about the game it belongs to.
3102Omega16
3103#3DKktHNc 2016/01/21 14:02
3104
3105Anyone else feel like it only takes a couple hours to miss everything on this CB?
3106Σsigma
3107#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/21 12:33
3108
3109@Hachi
3110Aww. <3
3111Torture King
3112#gXby1KrR 2016/01/21 12:02
3113
3114http://i.imgur.com/sD1DAKE.webm
3115SpaceMarineGuy
3116#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/21 11:58
3117
3118"Sig heil!"
3119GREYWʘLF9
3120#KCebjpPl 2016/01/21 11:47
3121
3122And he's your fan, so it gets canceled out.
3123Hachi1
3124#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/21 11:45
3125
3126I'm sig's fan
3127GREYWʘLF9
3128#KCebjpPl 2016/01/21 11:19
3129
3130@Siggy
3131You're just jealous because I have a legitimate fan and you don't!
3132Hachi1
3133#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/21 10:23
3134
3135Nah he just sent me this :P
3136Then said "it's not that hard"
3137http://xkcd.com/832/
3138Σsigma
3139#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/21 09:05
3140
3141@Hachi
3142I thought you said that Cod gave you advice before making your own.
3143Codnblahblahblah
3144#4ddkDjcU 2016/01/21 08:09
3145
3146Speaking from experience.
3147blahncod
3148#4ddkDjcU 2016/01/21 08:09
3149
3150I can try to give an explanation. It's incredibly simple once you've worked out how to do it and you'll wonder why it was ever tricky to figure out in the first place.
3151OmegaPirate
3152#3DKktHNc 2016/01/21 07:53
3153
3154No, I went for black because of the chain of black comments. I don't even care about that mood ring thing anymore.
3155Hachi1
3156#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/21 07:52
3157
3158oooo interesting I could make a tutorial on the wiki explaining the logic behind my tic-tac-toe AI.
3159
3160To this day I have no idea how either cod or m4's versions work.
3161Σsigma
3162#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/21 07:36
3163
3164@l1thal
3165If you ever wanted to know how I made this:
3166http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/363333.html
3167Or this:
3168http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust2/46118.html
3169I'm currently working on a tutorial on the wiki.
3170...
3171What? Greywolf9 can't have all the glory. ; )
3172【IS MASTER】
3173#2ImleCXA 2016/01/21 07:14
3174
3175*Gets trolled*
3176GREYWʘLF9
3177#KCebjpPl 2016/01/21 06:58
3178
3179I don't use a pixel art generator. I've never even uploaded a moderately small pixel art. The only "pixel art" I've ever uploaded is my logo. Why the hell you people accusing me of using a generator when I've never uploaded anything that could have been generated?
3180l1thal
3181#VMFmSnKd 2016/01/21 05:55
3182
3183It's the internet... I add people on minecraft and everywhere really right off the bat. Again, I'm very safe about stuff ^^
3184Σsigma
3185#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/21 05:09
3186
3187@stixx
3188No, that's his color for destructive.
3189Scythertom
3190#s25Jborv 2016/01/21 04:27
3191
3192How do I download more wam?
3193stixx44
3194#2ImleCXA 2016/01/21 04:26
3195
3196Oh, I didn't realize, looks like O16 accidentally commented in black text instead of green. Because of the old mood ring which is gone. So hi ghost (not really, but just weird, I even made mistakes with stuff like that).
3197Codnblahblahblah
3198#4ddkDjcU 2016/01/21 02:51
3199
3200I'm late to the party, but I disagree with your initial assumptions, Hachi.
3201
3202The intensity of the light from the object will vary with 1/r^2 so I don't think ks/r is an appropriate formula to use because it only determines the apparent size of the object at a distance, rather than whether there's enough light reaching you to detect it.
3203
3204Pedantry aside, the answer should still diverge so the question is still nonsense.
3205OmegaPirate
3206#3DKktHNc 2016/01/21 02:32
3207
3208Yes, the generator must be destroyed.
3209And himself with it.
3210SpaceMarineGuy
3211#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/21 00:59
3212
3213"Hello, I'm a totally random person you just met. I like your work. Here is my Email and Skype so we can talk and speak to each other."
3214happywheels
3215#CiTO594V 2016/01/20 23:53
3216
3217Oh my god , more noobs have discovered the pixel art generator ! Quick report agamesi's website before it runs out of control !
3218l1thal
3219#tpADZt44 2016/01/20 23:52
3220
3221It's okey. That's not my real name in my email and I use a VPN with my skype. also my alias isn't associated with my real name xP I know there's people out there who aren't nice. Thanks for the warning, though.
3222happywheels
3223#CiTO594V 2016/01/20 23:49
3224
3225Never give your email or Skype ... You never know who's out there ...
3226l1thal
3227#tpADZt44 2016/01/20 23:32
3228
3229Hey greywolf9,
3230
3231I was wondering if you could show me a couple things with this game xP my Skype is - l1thal. Just add all of them. I own them all. If you don't have skype, then please Email me at jconnerjones@yahoo.com. I really like your work and would love to watch or even possibly learn! thanks ^^
3232GREYWʘLF9
3233#iDmIguBf 2016/01/20 14:03
3234
3235I first found out about Dan-Ball in 2012, but I never came to the site until 2013, and I came to the comments for the first time in late 2015.
3236OmegaPirate
3237#3DKktHNc 2016/01/20 13:54
3238
3239@Hachi1
3240Right here. Although I wasn't into the CBs until 2011.
3241GREYWʘLF9
3242#iDmIguBf 2016/01/20 12:46
3243
3244Are you amazed by the usernames or the girl claiming to be a 3-year-old?
3245SpaceMarineGuy
3246#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/20 09:20
3247
3248Proceed to promply escort your bodies to and into the confines of the rotory winged vehicular transport aircraft!
3249Hachi1
3250#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/20 08:52
3251
3252So I was looking through the "1000 posts" of less popular db games and feeling nostalgic at the names that turned up. (E.g. qwertyuiopthepie.) Anyway I then came across this gem:
3253http://imgur.com/c2UUdXy
3254It makes me feel so old... (Is TK the only one older than me or are there more?)
3255Σsigma
3256#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/20 05:56
3257
3258Argh! I've been found out!
3259*runs to some hilarious type of flying machine that could not possibly work in real life*
3260You'll never get away with this, SITN!
3261*flies away with cheesy cartoon sound effects*
3262Hachi1
3263#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/20 03:32
3264
3265In a totally physical perspective, you won't be able to see anything because both "infinitely far" and "infinitely large" imply that it's not inside our universe!
3266Even if it was in our universe, you'd have infinitely many particles in between obstructing the view so light wouldn't reach us etc.
3267SpaceMarineGuy
3268#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/20 00:50
3269
3270... Okay then. Thanks for telling us something we would've found out ourselves, that we have absolutely no reason to.
3271stixx44
3272#2ImleCXA 2016/01/20 00:20
3273
3274So siggy has 16 lines, 【SR MASTER】/Hachi1 got 18 lines, 18+16=34 LINES!? Just realized that.
3275not minsheme
3276#l0aS2Xd2 2016/01/19 23:03
3277
3278I'm gḁḁḁḁḁḁḁy
3279happywheels
3280#WuHsNkSd 2016/01/19 21:27
3281
3282Guys I have a confession ... Ever since I joined Dan ball I was very curious about the people on the comment boards...
32836 July 2014 ... Sigma revealed that he was living in the U.S , after knowing this , I used up all my life savings to travel there . I spend 2 months on the streets finding sigma . On the verge of giving up , I took the subway to the University of Virginia because they were serving free water ... I entered the school without the guards noticing me because I'm Australian not long after , I made friends with one of the university's professor , he brought me to his office and I saw his laptop with a Dan ball icon on it! I rushed and clicked on it which obviously directed me to Dan ball sack ... And ... The username was sigma ! In conclusion ... Sigma is a 45 year old mathematics professor .... The end .
32846000+ votes for sts and everyone else .
3285Σsigma
3286#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/19 14:01
3287
3288In a total mathematical perspective, Hachi nailed it right on the nose when "making sense of why it doesn't make sense", but to put it into simpler terms, it all goes to that equation k*s/d.
3289Since s=∞, we can ignore constants in this, since any number times ∞ is ∞. But since d also equals ∞, that would mean that it equals out to ∞/∞. I like to compare this to 0/0, because it can essentially be any number you want (aka ℝ). Since it can be any number, you could view the object to be any size from that distance. Size must be of one number, so it simply doesn't work out. It's impossible.
3290This also happens when a line has an infinite amount of points, yet has 0 total area. If it was a plane, it would still have an infinite amount of points, yet have ∞ area.
3291And it happens when something has a 1-preceded-by-∞-zeros percent chance of happening, so it is guaranteed not to happen, yet given an infinite amount of time, it is guaranteed to happen (technically it would happen ∞ times).
3292I don't think anyone has ever understood why this happens. This is actually a major reason why I think space and time are finite and there is a point where mathematics would simply become purely theoretical.
3293Hachi1
3294#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/19 13:32
3295
3296gah I made a typo in one of the lines, the second limit thing should look like this:
3297lim(d->∞)[lim(s->∞)(k*s/d)] = lim(d->∞)[∞] = ∞.
3298Hachi1
3299#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/19 13:31
3300
3301There are different types of infinity. In this case, you're referring to measured distance and measured size, so you're dealing with "the length of the number line", aka countable infinity. Because they're both the same type of infinity you can approach this with some simple maths.
3302Firstly, let f:ℝ -> ℝ be a function denoting the visible size of a finitely sized object at a finite distance away.
3303Something twice as far looks half the size and so on. Something twice as big looks twice as big (obviously).
3304Then if we let d be the distance and s be the size, f(s, d) = k*s/d, where k is some constant and f(s, d) is the "visible size".
3305Now we need to take limits as each of them approaches infinity: lim(s->∞)[lim(d->∞)(k*s/d)] = lim(s->∞)[0] = 0.
3306But lim(d->∞)[lim(s->∞)(k*s/d)] = lim(s->∞)[∞] = ∞.
3307By changing the order in which the limits are evaluated, the function is converging to different values. This shows that the function is divergent, in other words there's literally no answer and the question is just "wrong".
3308
3309#maths
3310amazingdude
3311#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/19 13:20
3312
3313seems like the opposite is true, i sincerely have these "Extreme" views and everybody thinks im a troll. and yea, i support all of trump's policies.
3314Torture King
3315#gXby1KrR 2016/01/19 13:07
3316
3317@ameighzingdude:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
3318Torture King
3319#gXby1KrR 2016/01/19 13:05
3320
3321@SpaceMarineGuy: I haven't been allowed to torture anyone since Torturia's 1st Parliament meeting 11 years ago when they also outlawed perfumes that smell like ham and neon green spray-paint.
3322SpaceMarineGuy
3323#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/19 12:29
3324
3325@TK
3326Oh, so there's torture involved?
3327
3328ohhhohoh oh oh ooohohoh yes oh oh yes ohohohohoooh yes
3329Σsigma
3330#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/19 12:28
3331
3332Well, well, WELL, it looks like I've created (or really, brought back) a topic that two people who had similar views on ISIS/global warming and gun control disagree over.
3333Everyone, enjoy the show.
3334butttttttttttttt
3335#XNvTbpfA 2016/01/19 12:22
3336
3337hi
3338amazingdude
3339#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/19 12:17
3340
3341what is law of poe?
3342
3343@Esigma
3344No, because its infinitely far away
3345Σsigma
3346#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/19 12:15
3347
3348It's infinitely far away, so it would be so small you couldn't see it. If you could, then it wouldn't be an infinite distance.
3349Common sense works the other way for this.
3350GREYWʘLF9
3351#jmPlVH6L 2016/01/19 11:50
3352
3353@Siggy
3354If something was an infinite size, then it wouldn't matter how far away it was because it would literally be everywhere, therefore, we'd be right in the middle of it, so technically, we can see it.
3355Hey, common sense, bro.
3356Σsigma
3357#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/19 11:40
3358
3359I've always thought it was option 3. I mean, who doesn't know who Beethoven is? And someone/thing else a while ago, but I forgot (I do know that it was obvious, though).
3360---
3361How about this...
3362If something of infinite size was an infinite distance away, would you be able to see it? (@TK ; ))
3363There's a very easy way to explain what would happen, but let's see if anyone figures it out.
3364Hachi1
3365#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/19 11:27
3366
3367yeah cod you're right, we should ignore everything politically controversial.
3368
3369so.
3370
3371let's talk about Trump's policies.
3372Torture King
3373#gXby1KrR 2016/01/19 10:59
3374
3375The Law of Poe is indeed strong with this one. In fact, I've decided that I'm now shipping ameighzingdude with one of my clones in honor of his Poeness. Perhaps Torture Qing, they might make a nice couple, and also he's not around to complain.
3376StarTrekSpock
3377#O2aT82gb 2016/01/19 10:53
3378
3379Why not just anything politically controversial that anyone says? Even if he's not participating, it still won't end well.
3380I'm all for that idea though XD
3381blahncod
3382#7y5pM6b9 2016/01/19 10:32
3383
3384So today we have learned that all scientists are being paid off by a comparatively tiny industry, and none of them are being paid off by the oil industry who have every reason to do so and a lot more money behind them.
3385
3386I can't tell if amazingdude is young and just repeating something someone else has told him without trying to critically evaluate it, if he's successfully trolling the entire comment board, or if he's just totally and wilfully ignorant in the face of all the evidence.
3387
3388I'm inclined to go with option 2. I don't think anyone could seriously believe some of the things he's said.
3389
3390With that in mind, I vote that we just ignore anything controversial he says. What do we think?
3391StarTrekSpock
3392#O2aT82gb 2016/01/19 10:16
3393
3394Yay my music taste isn't entirely horrible ^_^
3395codnfish
3396#7y5pM6b9 2016/01/19 09:54
3397
3398Can I just offer a gigantic thank you to STS for linking Rammstein? This stuff is really good.
3399Omega16
3400#3DKktHNc 2016/01/19 09:29
3401
3402Getting the neutrality walls now.
3403Hachi1
3404#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/19 09:13
3405
3406I used to be such a neutral person but I'm starting to fall into the trap of meaningless online arguments like a 12vie pleb. send help.
3407GREYWʘLF9
3408#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/19 09:07
3409
3410@Siggy (auto corrected to "Soggy")
3411I haven't looked at the polls yet, so I don't know what's been voted for how many times, much less who voted.
3412
3413@ameighzingdude (auto corrected into "agribusiness")
3414I'm on your side with the whole "global warming" nonsense. I agree, it's just a myth.
3415*holds up hand for a high-five*
3416Hachi1
3417#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/19 09:05
3418
3419my respect levels for amazingdude shot up like never before when I read "@greighwolf", but then they plummeted to a new low after I read "all the scientists are bought out frauds by the wind power industry."
3420
3421Scientists are smart people, they can get most jobs that are out there. Science as a whole is a very low-paying industry, so they only reason someone will go into research is because they love the mental aspect, the thinking, the quest for discovering truth. This whole "scientists are sell-outs" argument that deniers (anti vaccine, anti gmo, anti climate change etc) use is entirely baseless.
3422
3423I'm currently a student of science (maths and physics) and I've succeeded surprisingly well in terms of networking. I've got to a point where I can see into the lives of academics (because we're like friends now it's gg), and this comic sums up the way they literally all think:
3424http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2088
3425They don't care about money - if they did, they wouldn't be doing research. Stop using the stupid argument that only applies to other shallow minded people who think money is everything.
3426Σsigma
3427#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/19 09:01
3428
3429@Greywolf9
3430That was Hachi's vote...
3431amazingdude
3432#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/19 08:44
3433
3434@greighwolf
3435whatever
3436
3437@E
3438all the scientists are bought out frauds by the wind power industry.
3439
3440@STS
3441im not stupid
3442Lk
3443#kdcWBHhv 2016/01/19 08:44
3444
3445Wowow sts, I forgive you for ignoring or not reading what I asked.
3446GREYWʘLF9
3447#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/19 08:42
3448
3449@e
3450ISIS doesn't hate the UK like they has the US, so you probably shouldn't.
3451
3452@STS
3453Really nigga?
3454StarTrekSpock
3455#O2aT82gb 2016/01/19 08:34
3456
3457Lol that was Greywolf, not Hachi. I need to start reading before I do stuff XD
3458StarTrekSpock
3459#O2aT82gb 2016/01/19 08:33
3460
3461Geez, I was away for one afternoon and this happens. :/
3462
3463I'm not even gonna try to argue. Amazingdude, sorry, I don't like to be rude like this, but you can be pretty stupid sometimes. Ideologies like that are going to be the death of all of us.
3464Now please, if you want to believe that, go for it. But don't try to convince anyone otherwise, and I won't have to either.
3465@Hachi
3466Sh.it, I voted for Batman before I read past the link. Sorry. XD
3467e
3468#ElQ0WhQ1 2016/01/19 08:30
3469
3470So the debate today:
3471
3472Amazingdude and one blog post about climate change written by a layperson versus the agreement of all climate scientists worldwide.
3473
3474I can't wait to see how he's going to justify this one.
3475
3476Greywolf: how on earth do you figure that some group of militants with fairly outdated technology is going to kill everyone in the country with the most expensive military in the world?
3477
3478Is the whole you-should-be-in-constant-fear-of-ISIS a big thing pushed by the US media, out of interest? I've never met anyone in the UK who feels that way.
3479GREYWʘLF9
3480#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/19 08:28
3481
3482FIX: you can now only vote for one option
3483http://strawpoll.me/6579488
3484GREYWʘLF9
3485#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/19 08:20
3486
3487@Siggy
3488"Greigh"
3489In what level of hell did you retrieve that form of spelling 'grey'?
3490
3491@emezingduda
3492(how you like dem apples?)
3493You are not okay with the spelling of Grey with an E or color with a U, but you completely ignore Yuanls' spelling of vapor as "vapour"? As far as I know, vapor has never been commonly spelled that way. That irritates me more than grAy.
3494http://www.strawpoll.me/6579446
3495The last option is just for kicks for the people that vote and do not know the story behind it.
3496Do not vote for BATMAN.
3497
3498The thing I said about the Pacific ocean I heard from my parents about 5 years ago. I just remembered it when I wrote that comment, and I clearly didn't remember it correctly.
3499Σsigma
3500#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/19 07:17
3501
3502Preferred spelling poll:
3503Grey (1/2 votes)
3504Gray (1/2 votes)
3505Greigh (1 vote)
3506I accept that both are real ways to spell it. I just spell it "gray" because it doesn't matter to me and I feel like I should choose one form, so I went with the for.m that I happen to hear most often (being from the US, of course).
3507---
3508Carbon dioxide is just one of the several gasses that is causing global warming. Let's not forget the other causes.
3509http://climate.nasa.gov/causes/
3510---
3511One of the greatest speeches in American History:
3512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47Y6VHc3Ms
3513(You can skip to 12:20 if you want...)
3514amazingdude
3515#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/19 07:01
3516
3517@T&W
3518Climate change is the new name used by liberals for their global warming hoax, which they coined as it became obvious that there is no crisis in global warming. The most accurate data—from satellites—confirms that there has been virtually no global warming since 1998. The anthropogenic global warming theory (AGW) claims that human beings are responsible for most of the slight warming trend seen since the Little Ice Age. Often, when a climate conference is held, a new record low temperature is set for that location.
3519
3520http://pastebin.com/VpRsVeYZ
3521
3522http://reason.com/blog/2012/12/26/34-years-of-satellite-temperature-data-s
3523Tyne and wear
3524#rJSeCEkt 2016/01/19 06:44
3525
3526@amazingdude
3527Geez, give some evidence, ok? Also carbon dioxide levels are indicative of increased temperatures.
3528amazingdude
3529#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/19 06:12
3530
3531@hachi1
3532climate change isnt a big threat. simple as that. it wont kill anybbody, and we're probably in a warm period.
3533
3534@Esigma
3535climate change wont make the world unlivable either, cuz its not happening
3536Hachi1
3537#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/19 05:58
3538
3539Preferred spelling poll:
3540Grey (0 votes)
3541Gray (0 votes)
3542Greigh (1 vote)
3543
3544(Also GW, you're underestimating the power of science to accurately derive the state of our atmosphere from different times in the past)
3545Σsigma
3546#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/19 05:55
3547
3548If I may, amazingdude has spelled agressor's name "agressor" more times than he did correctly (which was once).
3549So he doesn't simply misspell your name because he thinks he's spelling it right.
3550---
3551Can ISIS make the entire world virtually unlivable in the future? Probably not.
3552IN FACT, I BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN IDIOCRACY WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT 500 YEARS!
3553Hachi1
3554#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/19 05:52
3555
3556amazingdude, you're a prime example of why the united states has a bed reputation in the rest of the world.
3557
3558By saying things like "climate change won't kill anybody" you're showing that you don't know anything about it, and yet you're making statements like "climate change isn't that bad". People have to right to spout out baseless opinions in a situation that requires everything to be factual.
3559amazingdude
3560#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/19 05:26
3561
3562@T&W 3:44
3563CO2 levels is not the same thing as climate change.
3564
3565@GW
3566gray is correct here, grey is not. color is correct, colour is not.
3567
3568@SMG
3569climate "change" isnt that bad.
3570lk
3571#A8IbXuxn 2016/01/19 05:02
3572
3573sts wanna lend me money to buy games on steam.
3574would really appreciate it
3575Tyne and wear
3576#80taKJLH 2016/01/19 04:52
3577
3578@Greywolf
3579Ice cores drilled in the Antarctic and Greenland contain ancient ice, dating back up to 800,000 years. Air pockets in the ice are analysed and the amount of greenhouse gases in the trapped air can be recorded. Furthermore, the carbon dioxide you've mentioned do not contribute to the most global warming. The title belongs to substances such as water vapour, methane and oxides of nitrogen. A 3% increase in water vapour is equivalent to a 100% increase in carbon dioxide. Plus, when you say than 'the entire human population does in a year (on average)', how much data was used to calculate such an average?
3580
3581A small organisation armed with soviet-era equipment, stolen from the military compared to increasing amounts natural disasters over tens of years. Take your pick. Also. it's not getting 1 degree warmer, as the rate of warming is going to increase from industrialisation and an increased population size.
3582
3583I based my deduction on your opinions, and your opinions slide closely in line with people such as Donald Trump and companies like the Daily Mail.
3584SpaceMarineGuy
3585#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/19 04:50
3586
3587Oceans aren't a source of Co2, oceans actually absorb the Co2 in the air, without them, we would be far worst off climate wise.
3588
3589ISIS might massacre a lot of people, but man-made climate change could set off a food chain reaction that could kill off a majority of all life on Earth, if not all in the long run.
3590
3591Would you rather live in a world where the government is paranoid and watches everyone, and you have to take your shoes off at the airport, or would you rather live on the Moon, because the gasses and sulfur rain melted the people on Earth,and all of our achievements, our cities, our cultures, all traces of who we were now will be forgotten.
3592GREYWʘLF9
3593#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/19 04:08
3594
3595http://pastebin.com/EreGRcR4
3596Tyne and wear
3597#80taKJLH 2016/01/19 03:44
3598
3599@Amazingdude
3600Yes, that is a graph for natural climate change. The 200 year peak is too small to see on a graph that spans a million years. The graph was more to disprove global cooling, rather than to prove climate change.
3601
3602Climate change means:
3603Increased flooding e.g. Bangladesh, low lying islands
3604Increased droughts, and therefore famines e.g. Africa
3605As you can see, there's clearly a lot of room for death.
3606This illustrates climate change nicely:
3607https://sunscreenfactor120.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/image5.jpg
3608amazingdude
3609#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/19 03:33
3610
3611@T&W and GW
3612
3613http://pastebin.com/mF3EBCg0
3614Omega16
3615#3DKktHNc 2016/01/19 03:08
3616
3617@GW9
3618No, it's just been done to death. I recall this debate happening about four times between SMG's first appearance and yours.
3619Tyne and wear
3620#80taKJLH 2016/01/19 02:48
3621
3622@Everyone
3623http://pastebin.com/NGjKwFLg
3624GREYWʘLF9
3625#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/19 02:37
3626
3627@SMG
3628Are you telling us that we're wrong?
3629
3630@amazingdude
3631I didn't say that it will happen in exactly 500 years. I'm just saying that it is going to happen before 500 years from now.
3632
3633I still don't understand why you persistently keep spelling my username wrong. It hurts my feeling. Stop it.
3634SpaceMarineGuy
3635#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/19 02:25
3636
3637Jesus Christ, the 'climate change is natural' debate again.
3638amazingdude
3639#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/19 02:03
3640
3641@Esigma, TK, hachi, GW
3642http://pastebin.com/eHg7p7eB
3643Omega16
3644#3DKktHNc 2016/01/19 01:09
3645
3646Wait, wasn't the Hachi account taken over by Kentucky a while back?
3647@GW9
3648I can't tell you. Being a mystery to the community is one of my key points. And no, it'd take a really long time to cause another Ice Age you call "Earth's Chill".
3649@TK
3650Thanks for finally proving my own point.
3651---
3652Continuing Story
3653ka boomer's ridiculous dance made SMG go into a rage. Much so that he decided to try to blow him up. What would he use?
3654---
3655Secondary Topic
3656What would happen if the band N.W.A appeared in the late 1950s while still having all its material from the 1990s?
3657GREYWʘLF9
3658#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/19 00:44
3659
3660You know what?
3661THE EARTH'S CHILL MAY HAVE ALREADY STARTED!!
3662GREYWʘLF9
3663#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/19 00:36
3664
3665@Hachi1
3666That "mere rebel group" will have us all dead within four or five years, because they all want us dead.
3667Climate Change, however, will have us all dead within four or five centuries, because the "Heating of the Earth" will end soon after that and then the earth will start getting colder again, and if there will be people left, it will be called "Earth's Chill".
3668Σsigma
3669#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/18 23:44
3670
3671His point is that it has hardly made a difference over a very long period of time, but ISIS is a problem now for certain countries, while climate change has always been a problem for everyone. What if we need to do something now that would prevent irreversible effects in the future?
3672@Greywolf9
3673If someone stepped on disembodied skin, I'm sure they would slip.
3674Hachi1
3675#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/18 21:09
3676
3677wait what? I have no idea what amazingdude is thinking - how is climate change not more important than ISIS?
3678
3679Climate change and the overall effect of humans on the world is infinitely more important than a mere rebel group.
3680Torture King
3681#gXby1KrR 2016/01/18 19:36
3682
3683>Between 10,000 and 20,000 different species going extinct per year.
3684
3685"No big deal"
3686
3687Daesh is only a threat because local autocracies like Saudi Arabia and Iran benefit from fearful populations and violent extremists are good at causing that kind of thing just by existing.
3688amazingdude
3689#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/18 19:01
3690
3691http://i.imgur.com/enapzrE.jpg
3692relevant
3693GREYWʘLF9
3694#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/18 17:01
3695
3696<3
3697(whispers to self) It's ours... OUR'S... my... precious...
3698(thank you :3)
3699
3700If we're all half banana, then why do we slip on banana peels that are left on the ground? Shouldn't we be able to use our bananapowers to disable the slipping on top of the peels? Or do bananas not have that sort of power?
3701
3702@STS
3703I didn't say anything about what people like and don't like. I was just saying that nobody has the right to hate on something when they truly have no idea what they're hating on. That's my beef with most people, and it needs to stop. I'm not saying you do it, but if you do, you need to stop too.
3704
3705#glitchmob (yes, I'm a fan)
3706Hachi1
3707#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/18 16:32
3708
3709Yeah LK (kentucky, those who don't know that nickname) is my favourite person from danball.
3710Because behind his insults he was just an ordinary guy and we had... a lot of convos... on xat.
3711
3712p.s. SMG <3
3713GW9 <3
3714Torture King
3715#gXby1KrR 2016/01/18 15:41
3716
3717I know a guy who aspires to "transcend human form" by contributing his DNA to a retrovirus and becoming an immortal transmissive disease like that one dog cancer than originated over 50,000 years ago.
3718
3719--
3720
3721@GREYWʘLF9: I'm a bit late, but Omega was right when he said being annoying on purpose wouldn't make him any less popular on Dan-Ball. Kɇntucky did nothing insult people and self-aggrandize and everyone was cool with it because it was hilarious and nobody here takes themselves all that seriously anyway.
3722Σsigma
3723#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/18 15:30
3724
3725He is water, pure as can be.
3726---
3727I'm just going to continue this...
3728Ka boomer played his favorite tune (the theme to Spongebob Squarepants) and danced as ridiculous as possible to get revenge on SMG.
3729How did SMG react?
3730SpaceMarineGuy
3731#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/18 15:12
3732
3733Omega is a sea sponge.
3734GREYWʘLF9
3735#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/18 14:58
3736
3737Then what the hell are you?
3738Σsigma
3739#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/18 14:57
3740
3741And to think, this all happened because I said "K"...
3742---
3743Gravity is awesome. Fun fact: there's only, like, three or four characters in the whole thing, only two that actually play a significant role in it.
3744@Omega16
3745Bananas have a pH of 4.5-5.2. That's far from neutral.
3746Omega16
3747#3DKktHNc 2016/01/18 14:53
3748
3749...Biologically, I'm not even truly human to start with.
3750Hachi1
3751#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/18 14:53
3752
3753but smg, pre-zygotic isolating mechanisms
3754
3755#science
3756SpaceMarineGuy
3757#zG2wM8SU 2016/01/18 14:45
3758
3759Yeah, 80% of the movie is 'floating through space' and 'Dodge ISS shrapnel'. There's barely a story to be told.
3760
3761@Omega
3762Technically, by now, you're still half human. Bananas share 50% of their DNA with us humans.
3763
3764
3765But wait... What if I were to impregnate a banana? I would share 50% of my human DNA, with its 25% banana and 25% human DNA, I would make bananas that are 75% human! And if I keep impregnating my banana's offspring, soon I will have a banana that looks like a human, or rather, 99% human!
3766#science
3767StarTrekSpock
3768#O2aT82gb 2016/01/18 14:40
3769
3770I didn't mind Gravity. Maybe not my favourite movie, but it was entertaining, which I suppose is the general purpose of a movie.
3771@Grey
3772Idk, I suppose it would more depend on why you hate something.
3773For example, if I really hate musicals, I can generally assume I'd hate Frozen too.
3774Or if I really hated RPG video games, then I'd hate Diablo too.
3775
3776I suppose it comes down to "hating the concept" more than "hating the content" with people who complain like that, and that's not entirely unreasonable in my opinion.
3777I try not to do it, but come on, we all get a "well that looks completely stupid" thought every once in a while :P
3778
3779People hating something even if they have seen it is an entirely different matter though. Not everyone has the same tastes, so not everyone sees it as the same "good movie". It's an interesting subject though.
3780Hachi1
3781#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/18 14:22
3782
3783so hostile. Also don't watch Gravity, it's fascinatingly boring.
3784GREYWʘLF9
3785#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/18 13:46
3786
3787He said it was his last... THANK THE LORD!!
3788Omega16
3789#3DKktHNc 2016/01/18 13:35
3790
3791And with this last comment, I null any more arguments toward me. I will now return neutral and become a banana.
3792Omega16
3793#3DKktHNc 2016/01/18 13:32
3794
3795Liking what SMG went for. I already spoke my peace, so in a way, it's not like I wanted an argument to start with.
3796GREYWʘLF9
3797#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/18 12:58
3798
3799I absolutely despise people that hate movies they've never seen. I just want to slap whoever says they hate Frozen when I know for a fact they've never seen it. That actually was a good movie. Why hate it?
3800
3801And I still haven't seen Gravity yet.
3802StarTrekSpock
3803#O2aT82gb 2016/01/18 12:16
3804
3805@Omega
3806Because I wanted to tell you guys to drop the subject, and that line was what I thought of immediately after that. I've never seen the movie, but I don't hate it for no reason either unlike most people who haven't seen it.
3807Anyways, no particular reason, but seriously, both of you, stop :P
3808SpaceMarineGuy
3809#J0UQ5MoT 2016/01/18 12:15
3810
3811"You've got to learn to let go." - Gravity.
3812
3813I couldn't find another movie with that exact quote from Frozen, close enough though.
3814GREYWʘLF9
3815#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/18 12:07
3816
3817@Ω
3818You said yourself that you're annoying specifically for the attention. I know that I'm not the only one that knows the best way to get annoying people who are annoying for attention to quit being annoying is to not give them attention. I also know that I'm not the only one that finds you annoying, so I'm positive that other people who also find you annoying will agree with me and do the same thing.
3819Also, I thought the GIF was perfect. Why not Frozen? There isn't a better movie with the line "Let it Go!"
3820Omega16
3821#3DKktHNc 2016/01/18 11:42
3822
3823@GW9
3824Yeah, nice try with that remark. YOU may, and for that case, I don't really care, but having been a major person in the community, it's gonna take a lot more than ignoring to get me to leave. You have much to learn about the Dan-Ball community.
3825@STS
3826Now that I realize what you used for a GIF, I gotta ask: Why did you go for Frozen? You could've went for something else, you know.
3827ka boomer
3828#ebKlNL57 2016/01/18 10:56
3829
3830Hachi, this is why you don't try to be friends with me. Everybody else gets jealous.
3831
3832Now I'm kind of jealous too.
3833GREYWʘLF9
3834#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/18 10:47
3835
3836@TK
3837"Nimrod" is the name of one of Mr Popper's penguins :3
3838
3839@Ω
3840If you're gonna keep being the annoying little pain in the a'ss you are, we're just gonna ignore you.
3841
3842@Hachi1
3843Does I gets a <3?
3844Omega16
3845#3DKktHNc 2016/01/18 10:27
3846
3847@TK
3848I'm sure a few do.
3849SpaceMarineGuy
3850#J0UQ5MoT 2016/01/18 10:12
3851
3852Hachi, why didn't I get a <3 even though ka boomer amd Cod did? This kind of behaviour towards me is just cyber-bullying and it has to stop. Apologize to me before I send a threatening email to my Internet service provider and complain to them about your attack against my self esteem!
3853Hachi1
3854#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/18 09:30
3855
3856oh.. errr... Cod <3
3857Codnetc
3858#GqtOrAt5 2016/01/18 09:29
3859
3860Hachi, why didn't I get a <3 even though ka boomer did? This kind of behaviour towards me is just cyber-bullying and it has to stop.
3861Torture King
3862#gXby1KrR 2016/01/18 09:15
3863
3864Also, cyber-bullying does in fact make you a dastardly knave. If you're gonna pick on someone make sure they're mature enough to handle the ribbing or the action loses all of it's entertainment value.
3865Torture King
3866#gXby1KrR 2016/01/18 09:09
3867
3868Who the hell says "nimrods" anymore?
3869OmegaPirate
3870#pKBFqYwu 2016/01/18 08:58
3871
3872Nah, I like attention. Doesn't matter if they consider me a villain.
3873Hachi1
3874#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/18 08:56
3875
3876...can you just stop being annoying on purpose, it helps nobody
3877OmegaPirate
3878#pKBFqYwu 2016/01/18 08:55
3879
3880Lmfao.
3881I can't believe you all fell for my troll bait! GG, nimrods!
3882Hachi1
3883#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/18 08:37
3884
3885I have no intention of joining the "argument" at all but I do have just one thing to say. O16, your attitude towards stixx is not okay. Sure you might find him annoying, but he's not trying to be annoying. What you've been saying is outright cyber bullying. It's like panpour all over again. (Some of his uploads were actually pretty funny, I loved him)
3886
3887kaybeeee <3
3888StarTrekSpock
3889#O2aT82gb 2016/01/18 08:33
3890
3891@Grey and Omega
3892http://media.giphy.com/media/igR5863TALcSk/giphy.gif
3893GREYWʘLF9
3894#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/18 07:57
3895
3896That wasn't an attempt to argue, and you just proved my point that you talk about s'hit when you don't know what you're talking about.
3897OmegaPirate
3898#3DKktHNc 2016/01/18 07:38
3899
3900Also, ka boomer is one of the older PG players who sometimes comes on here now and then.
3901OmegaPirate
3902#3DKktHNc 2016/01/18 07:34
3903
3904Your sense of attempting to argue has been nullified. You can't tell me what to do.
3905GREYWʘLF9
3906#3LcApxtQ 2016/01/18 06:23
3907
3908I'm gone two days and you people go through 7 topics of discussion. Keep up the good work!
3909
3910What in the hell is a "ka boomer?"
3911
3912@OmegaPirate
3913How is it di.ckish to tell someone that I don't know what the hell they are trying to say and that they would need to translate so that I could better understand? I didn't say anything about him being unique, just that the one method he used to explain temperature was uncommon and that I didn't know what he was saying. If I were being a di.ck about it, I would have given a negative opinion about him being different, and I didn't even give an opinion. Why don't you know what you're talking about before you start calling people di.cks?
3914And apologize to stixx right now, because nobody deserves a typo thrown at them.
3915SpaceMarineGuy
3916#J0UQ5MoT 2016/01/18 05:33
3917
3918Because the green lobster is actually a trophy he won at the 'Triannual Lobster Cosplay Beauty Convention of Sweden', where he won 'The Most Se.xiest Lobster Cosplay Award', and he didn't want to get fingerprint stains on his proud trophy.
3919
3920What would KB do with the gramophone now?
3921Σsigma
3922#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/18 05:02
3923
3924Well, the way you worded your comment made me think you were respecting him.
3925---
3926Ka boomer ran into his house to grab his trusty gramophone.
3927Why didn't he instead grab the green lobster?
3928Sketched
3929#LOKZ2Rpc 2016/01/18 04:28
3930
3931Well, @Σsigma,
3932I have to agree with you there. All these "Vote for this" or "Vote for something cool." non-sense really annoys me, but we can't do much about it. Can we?
3933SpaceMarineGuy
3934#J0UQ5MoT 2016/01/18 03:53
3935
3936The stick hit ka boomer on his xiphoid process. ka boomer muttered curse words and threw his fist in the air at SMG, and ran into his (ka boomer's) house. Why did ka boomer run into his house?
3937Σsigma
3938#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/18 03:21
3939
3940@Sketched
3941He was never the #1 player (in terms of votes, sure, but how he got that many was unethical).
3942Tyne and wear
3943#80taKJLH 2016/01/18 02:36
3944
3945<Everything gets deleted by ha55ii>
3946ramiyan
3947#wMpFkJcr 2016/01/18 01:29
3948
3949try to expand to 5000000
3950Sketched
3951#LOKZ2Rpc 2016/01/18 00:41
3952
3953So, people still play this? Man, I remember playing back in 2012 when matteroni was the #1 player. Good times.
3954Σsigma
3955#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/18 00:33
3956
3957Because the stick was pointy.
3958Where did the stick hit ka boomer?
3959Codnblahblahblah
3960#TYBTH1BB 2016/01/17 23:21
3961
3962It wasn't a person, it was ka boomer.
3963
3964Why didn't he throw something heavier?
3965Hachi1
3966#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/17 19:06
3967
3968Oh my mistake, it wasn't a person that he threw the stick at.
3969But if it's not a person... what on earth is that thing?
3970Torture King
3971#gXby1KrR 2016/01/17 16:47
3972
3973He threw it at somebody.
3974Who did he throw it at?
3975Σsigma
3976#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/17 14:02
3977
3978I'm going to try something.
3979Add on to the story, but you can only use a maximum of 5 clauses. Then ask a question after it to make the story go in a certain direction.
3980
3981STS found a stick and gave it to SMG.
3982What did SMG do with the stick?
3983Omega16
3984#3DKktHNc 2016/01/17 13:53
3985
3986*assassinates SMG and takes over*
3987SpaceMarineGuy
3988#J0UQ5MoT 2016/01/17 13:40
3989
3990I, Space Marine Guy, proclaim myself with the infinite power vested in me, 'Self-Proclaimed Unprecedible Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse and All Subsequent Dimensions'! All hail SMG!
3991Omega16
3992#3DKktHNc 2016/01/17 09:22
3993
3994Rock. Nothing but.
3995
3996That is all I really have to say about this topic.
3997Σsigma
3998#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/17 09:13
3999
4000@Hachi
4001I'm also a music person and also like some classical music. The Romantic Era is pretty good because that's when they started getting really complex.
4002@Yuanls
4003You like Taylor Swift?
4004Get. Out.
4005(Nah, some of her songs aren't that bad. :P)
4006@STS
4007I've heard of some rock groups from video games and not really anywhere else.
4008StarTrekSpock
4009#O2aT82gb 2016/01/17 08:25
4010
4011@HaW
4012Pro tip:
4013Put your hands in both your pants pockets, then push out to hide it. Works best.
4014@Hachi
4015Yeah, the bulk of the songs I actually listen to are Russian pop and rock songs. Because of Google translate being sh.it and the songs being so unknown even in Russia, I literally have no idea what any of them mean.
4016I almost wanna learn Russian and find out, but I feel like if I did that would ruin what made me like the songs in the first place XD
4017
4018GTA V is actually what got me into music, of all things. I had listened to songs on the radio while driving with my family but I never really liked any of them. Some of them were good, but for the most part none of them were my style.
4019Once I found GTA V and realized I could choose between radios with different genres, I figured out what I liked, looked up the artists, and kind of found everything though them. :P
4020Hachi1
4021#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/17 06:27
4022
4023I'm entirely different again. I listen to music with a lot of depressing/violent lyrics, but I never actually listen to the lyrics. I'm a music person not a words person. I listen to the instruments mainly, so despite my annoying "YEEAAHHH PROGRESSIVE METAALLLL" type assertions I also love classical music and other instrumental music like string quartets.
4024
4025The main reason I like the music I do (referring to the atmo/prog - death/black metal with screamy vocals) is because I find it most relaxing, I don't think that's too different to you (sig) liking depressing music because it makes you happy. I'm also a generally happy person :)
4026Tyne and wear
4027#80taKJLH 2016/01/17 06:03
4028
4029I just don't listen to music. But Taylor Swift is pretty catchy as far as I'm concerned.
4030Codnblahblahblah
4031#wm5ujQQk 2016/01/17 00:54
4032
4033Hi, I'm back.
4034
4035Greywolf: Burden of proof means that if you assert something, it's your job to prove it. Besides, I'm far too lazy.
4036
4037More importantly, music.
4038ka boomer
4039#ebKlNL57 2016/01/17 00:50
4040
4041Liking some songs purely because they're negative - yep, I understand that fully. That's definitely not just you.
4042
4043Feeling positive because they're negative, erm... I'd say that's also not just you. Just got out of the shower so I really cba to articulate my thoughts but, some songs do that for me too and I don't think it's particularly strange.
4044
4045That said, I'm not generally a 'pretty happy person' like you say you are. :P
4046Σsigma
4047#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/17 00:43
4048
4049But I like some songs *because* of their negativity. And I feel positive *because* they're negative. I don't know if that's strange, but I've always thought it was.
4050ka boomer
4051#ebKlNL57 2016/01/17 00:25
4052
4053@TK,
4054
4055Glitch hop is the sh.it. <3
4056
4057@Siggy,
4058
4059I don't think negative songs *have* to make you feel particularly depressed or anything. I love a lot of music that you'd probably call a bit negative, and to be honest, the topics involved probably produce the best lyrics and atmospheres. As long as the music is good, I personally feel good listening to it.
4060
4061Also, I'm currently into Periphery. Amaaaazing band.
4062Σsigma
4063#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/16 23:20
4064
4065@STS
4066>Depressing subjects
4067That's the best part!
4068I continue to wonder why I feel good when I listen to (or create in my head) negative songs, since I'm generally a pretty happy person.
4069not minsheme
4070#l0aS2Xd2 2016/01/16 22:12
4071
4072@mdog95
4073aren't you mdog95 on youtube? I am still subbed to you on youtube, and I messaged you when I saw you on Badlion once. I commented on a vid once saying hi and stuff but you never responded you big meanie.
4074
4075Also, I think you're the guy who showed me King of the Beach back when my music taste was garbage. I said I h,ated it. Me and my friends all love that album now. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else on Xat though.
4076not minsheme
4077#l0aS2Xd2 2016/01/16 22:07
4078
4079I know what you mean man
4080happywheels
4081#aKteqe9O 2016/01/16 16:31
4082
4083Do you guys hate it when you sit down and your pants bulges up and people mistaken it as an erection? I know i do ...
4084Hachi1
4085#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/16 15:30
4086
4087I remember going through a Rammstein phase about 4 years ago :) It's all been downhill since then, my music taste has steadily gotten more obscure so I rarely meet people who I can "hit it off with" in terms of music. I really wished they played [my music taste] on mainstream radios, that way it wouldn't have all the bad connotations and it'd become socially acceptable to play in public places.
4088
4089Also I shouldn't forget the two bands that got me in to music - I've strayed away from their genre quite a bit but Genesis and Pink Floyd will always have places in my heart <3
4090StarTrekSpock
4091#O2aT82gb 2016/01/16 14:38
4092
4093Some of my favourite music right now:
4094Rammstein - Moskau http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64vDOJlDOWQ
4095Rammstein - Sonne http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac
4096Battle tapes - Feel the Same http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbrbVMp6650
4097Wavves - Leave http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odMyrQFv-UU
4098Mother Mother - Hay loft http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LvAiJYKoSM
4099Most of them probably su.ck, but hey, I like them at least :P
4100Hachi1
4101#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/16 13:52
4102
4103You guys should have learnt by now not to mention music when I'm around. The undisputed greatest music of all time: Fusions of atmospheric and progressive sub-genres of death metal and black metal.
4104
4105Some fantastic examples of:
4106ATMOSPHERIC BLACK METAL:
4107Aquilus - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ao0tVrpNc
4108Panopticon - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2UhUKTRXo
4109Xanthochroid - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FioQxFyfbAQ
4110PROGRESSIVE DEATH METAL:
4111Ne Obliviscaris - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6TMup64ik
4112In Vain - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_RSIX1daUI
4113Persefone - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-Qzwyffzs
4114
4115But of course if that's all I ever listen to it can be a bit too heavy, here's some light hearted music I like:
4116Pomplamoose (pop) - http://soundcloud.com/musicpomplamoose/sets/pomplamoose-season-2
4117Death Cab For Cutie (indie) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Jc9aAQcqo&list=PLEC00FD22B73E38CC
4118SpaceMarineGuy
4119#hgpjfqCy 2016/01/16 13:42
4120
4121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
4122Torture King
4123#gXby1KrR 2016/01/16 13:19
4124
4125I like orchestral dubstep and glitch hop. No I didn't make those terms up.
4126
4127https://soundcloud.com/instrumentalcore
4128https://soundcloud.com/arkasiaconcept
4129https://soundcloud.com/unlimitedgravitymusic
4130https://soundcloud.com/theglitchmob
4131StarTrekSpock
4132#O2aT82gb 2016/01/16 12:45
4133
4134I have a lot of music I like myself. Most of it is pop and rock, but most of that is either heavy rock/metal or indie/alternative.
4135I still like punk rock, but I can't listen to a lot of the songs just because most of them are about depressing subjects.
4136I'm also really into German and Russian songs for some reason :P
4137ZeDose
4138#AU4jJN3p 2016/01/16 11:37
4139
4140Does any body know where Grinch is now a days. He was one of the best.
4141Σsigma
4142#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/16 11:13
4143
4144Pssh! New ageists...
4145SpaceMarineGuy
4146#6T6afkK1 2016/01/16 10:59
4147
4148I like music that consists of harmonic vibrations and rhythms that trigger a relaxing stimulus in my nervous system.
4149Σsigma
4150#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/16 10:39
4151
4152I like some pop, but I also like punk rock (though I listen to it less often).
4153StarTrekSpock
4154#O2aT82gb 2016/01/16 10:31
4155
4156Okay, we need a new topic.
4157What kind of music are ya'll into?
4158---
4159@stixx
4160Oh come on, he's not THAT bad...
4161Just ignore his comments.
4162
4163I get it would be worse on the Wiki, but yeah...
4164OmegaPirate
4165#pKBFqYwu 2016/01/16 09:09
4166
4167Wait, it was "f.ag"?! Oh, well that's lovely!
4168Dammit, censor bot...
4169Omega16
4170#3DKktHNc 2016/01/16 09:05
4171
4172@Σsigma
4173Actually, I edited it quite a bit of times, so the hinting doesn't really matter.
4174Dgo Master
4175#NhyNznlm 2016/01/16 07:52
4176
4177Ha good one siggy
4178Σsigma
4179#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/16 07:13
4180
4181"HALF A.GO"
4182"---F A.G-"
4183OmegaPirate
4184#3DKktHNc 2016/01/16 06:14
4185
4186@stixx44
4187http://pastebin.com/RWKs1fjA
4188
4189@GW9
4190Σsigma likes to think outside of the box, like I do. Don't be a di.ck and call him out just because he wants to be unique.
4191【IS MASTER】
4192#2ImleCXA 2016/01/16 04:12
4193
4194Cause you hate SR for bizzare reasons, but you don't completely hate SR for no reason, you just don't find it as fun as other games (and it seems that SR will not end, I think if you look at Snowfield 9's page it used it say about the castle that it would be the last level but that is removed and says something like evil looking castle (it might not have been SF9, it could be the SR Timeline page or the final stage page)). I like SR, I kinda like Monster Box (why the heck would I say that!? RDB said he likes MB when talking to DMS on the Stick Ranger Timeline talk page). And the "PG does not need weapons and suggest you play Stick Ranger for weapons" thing is correct. I'd agree with that (but the Joint option with Fire element kind of makes swords, so that counts as a weapon I guess, and that is PG2 and not PG).
4195
4196Also not being active at the DB Wiki and FB Wiki along with 【SR MASTER】/Hachi1 even though both of you have accounts.
4197StarTrekSpock
4198#O2aT82gb 2016/01/16 02:18
4199
4200@amazingdude
4201Meh, the way I see it it's better to use only one system than three different ones at different times.
4202
4203Nothing wrong with negatives or decimals either though.
4204---
4205Dammit, too many SR updates. Hopefully he just finishes the game soon so we can have PG3 or something :D
4206Σsigma
4207#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/15 23:26
4208
4209@Greywolf9
4210I wanted to be different.
4211ka boomer
4212#ebKlNL57 2016/01/15 17:07
4213
4214I don't visit enough to keep up with the conversation, but erm...
4215
4216Kelvin4lyf yo.
4217Hachi1
4218#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/15 16:45
4219
4220STS you may as well go full out and say "273.16" instead of just 273
4221amazingdude
4222#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/15 15:19
4223
4224Farenheit is better for weather use, as units are more precise without a decimal, and negatives arent as common in farenheit.
4225
4226although celsuis makes more sense for scientific use. i would agree on that.
4227StarTrekSpock
4228#O2aT82gb 2016/01/15 15:02
4229
4230Lol Kelvin may not be commonly used, but it is common knowledge. [Temperature in K]-273=[Temperature in C]. So it's about -3*C where Sigma is.
4231It's just the Celsius scale with 0 being absolute zero instead of the freezing point of water.
4232GREYWʘLF9
4233#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/15 13:57
4234
4235@Sigma
4236Nobody uses Kelvin when they're not talking about science research. You're gonna have to translate into either Fahrenheit or Celsius.
4237
4238@Mr_Slime212
4239What game are you talking about?
4240
4241@SMG
4242You didn't know that already? Really? There's a wiki for everything, bro.
4243
4244@Yuanls
4245That's a little bit more than 18*C.
4246
4247@amazingdude
4248It's about the same where I live.
4249Σsigma
4250#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/15 10:51
4251
4252It's cold, about 270*K here.
4253Mr_Slime212
4254#rVKznz8B 2016/01/15 10:31
4255
4256how the hell do you play the game i
4257SpaceMarineGuy
4258#qlJAzcCl 2016/01/15 09:44
4259
4260There is a wiki for bronies! Oh no! Oh no, the infestation has spread! IS THE WORLD NOT ENOUGH?!
4261Tyne and wear
4262#cAQSEHdo 2016/01/15 08:44
4263
4264@Amazingdude
4265What's that in degrees centigrade?
4266amazingdude
4267#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/15 08:32
4268
4269its cold, about 65*F here.
4270GREYWʘLF9
4271#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/15 08:13
4272
4273@Yuanls
4274I wear shorts with a coat all the time.
4275
4276Hachi1
4277It ain't considered sêx if only one person is involved.
4278Hachi1
4279#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/15 08:10
4280
4281TK clearly has daily se.x
4282
4283(I really hope someone gets the joke and how it relates to his most recent comment)
4284Torture King
4285#gXby1KrR 2016/01/15 07:44
4286
4287Oh sure, now the conservation's different on the one time I didn't read through since it's started. Ignore these.
4288Torture King
4289#gXby1KrR 2016/01/15 07:39
4290
4291How about a compromise? Who agrees that hunting rifles should be easier to legally get than heavy assault rifles?
4292Tyne and wear
4293#1poJZbjk 2016/01/15 02:55
4294
4295There's a cold snap in England. Around 0°C. There was snow this morning. People make such big a deal out of the England-cold when it's quite warm for Europe.
4296@Smg
4297Who wears shorts with a coat?
4298GREYWʘLF9
4299#ojdasdiZ 2016/01/14 14:27
4300
4301Bro, I live in south Mississippi. I live too close to Mexico for it to be this cold.
4302StarTrekSpock
4303#O2aT82gb 2016/01/14 13:59
4304
4305Yeah, it's chilly here but not so bad later in the day. Around 8* C or so during that time, but I guess it's about the warmest place in Canada anyways :P
4306SpaceMarineGuy
4307#qlJAzcCl 2016/01/14 13:47
4308
4309Cold here, but acceptable wear-shorts-able cold. With a coat, still.
4310GREYWʘLF9
4311#ojdasdiZ 2016/01/14 13:20
4312
4313Cold here, but not bitterly.
4314
4315@Sigma
4316Hey, AfroStud is like that
4317Omega16
4318#3DKktHNc 2016/01/14 13:07
4319
4320Bitterly cold where I'm from.
4321Lk
4322#kdcWBHhv 2016/01/14 12:59
4323
4324So how's the weather
4325Σsigma
4326#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/14 12:08
4327
4328I've always thought that some people believe that if they have a right, they MUST practice that right, even if it could contradict other laws and/or ethics.
4329StarTrekSpock
4330#O2aT82gb 2016/01/14 11:16
4331
4332Lol, you shouldn't need a weapon in public. All that is is a sign of failure on the government's part if that's what it takes to make you feel safe.
4333-
4334In my opinion, even if people do just find another thing to complain about afterwards, it's still worth it if removing the thing people were complaining about before saves lives.
4335
4336Also worth noting that people have been complaining about guns in America (or wherever they were legal before as well) for as long as people stopped having to worry about their neighbour killing their family. It's not just a 'trend' or something, and I'm pretty doubtful it'll stop any time soon.
4337
4338And that no other country in the world with illegal guns is complaining about any weapon nearly as much as this...
4339GREYWʘLF9
4340#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/14 10:24
4341
4342As soon as the rave over guns being gone is over, the world will begin to fear people having some other type weapon in public. I don't know what that weapon may be, but it will be the exact same problem we have now with guns.
4343Σsigma
4344#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/14 09:48
4345
4346*antonym
4347*outweigh
4348Not sure what happened there. The antonym is "detrimental", by the way.
4349But would it not help overall? I would say so, because that's one problem that would no longer exist (except violence that would result from banning guns, of course, but I'm sure that would go away over time as culture adapts, as Hachi said).
4350GREYWʘLF9
4351#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/14 07:46
4352
4353@Yuanls
4354In my opinion, guns are neither beneficial nor (Anthony for beneficial). Pros do not out way cons when it comes to guns.
4355Even if guns did become illegal (which I highly doubt), people will immediately find a problem with something else. There's no end to it.
4356Tyne and wear
4357#80taKJLH 2016/01/14 04:29
4358
4359@Greywolf
4360So, are guns beneficial to the general civilian population, or nah? Do you think that the world would be a better place with less guns?
4361Torture King
4362#gXby1KrR 2016/01/14 03:42
4363
4364>Gets involved in a serious debate
4365>Refuses to back up claims with solid evidence
4366>Becomes angry when lack of evidence is questioned
4367>"The people who make the laws can't legally do anything about my stuff."
4368
4369LOL
4370happywheels
4371#o67LKXyh 2016/01/14 01:49
4372
4373Greywolf has a gun? Woah...and I have nothing but a broken knife
4374happywheels
4375#o67LKXyh 2016/01/14 01:46
4376
4377McDonald Trump
4378amazingdude
4379#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/13 16:20
4380
4381found this if anyone is interested
4382
4383https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/40qsgt/serious_redditors_who_oppose_gun_control_how_do/cywdns0
4384GREYWʘLF9
4385#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/13 14:01
4386
4387I don't have to explain myself to you people...
4388
4389I'm just gonna say that the government is not going to take my gun away. It's my gun. I own it. There's nothing they can legally do about it. It will always be mine unless I sell it or give it away.
4390SpaceMarineGuy
4391#2blE9wc8 2016/01/13 13:13
4392
4393Oh oh, now I understand, I saw that the wrong way, nevermind my sarcasm.
4394SpaceMarineGuy
4395#2blE9wc8 2016/01/13 13:12
4396
4397Did you left Microsoft Word open on your computer, which just so happened to be on a document concerning the pertinent topic so you didn't have to check Google, and right when your back was turned, your cousin went up to it and replaced a paragraph?
4398StarTrekSpock
4399#O2aT82gb 2016/01/13 13:08
4400
4401@Grey
4402...Yeah, yeah, I'm sure your cousin just happened to waste his time commenting on a random subject for no particular reason...
4403Don't worry, it happens to be best of us... ;)
4404-
4405Yeah, but you don't just tell the teacher to Google the answers themselves without even saying why.
4406It's like if a math question says "show your work", you never put "I just know" or something like that, let alone "you can Google it and find out what strategy I used". You get my point, even if my badly worded examples may not be the best. :P
4407@Sigma
4408Lol, okay, maybe you do have a point with that ;D
4409GREYWʘLF9
4410#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/13 12:14
4411
4412I just found out that my cousin had gotten on my computer and typed that paragraph about the history of firearms. I apologize for any inconvenience that he may have created trying to make me look that stupid.
4413
4414@STS
4415All of the homework and most of the classwork I've had in the past 5 years required me to use Google.
4416Σsigma
4417#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/13 11:51
4418
4419I'm only taking part in this argument because I'm bored and this is quite fun, to be honest. I know amazingdude's arguments are a bit unreasonable.
4420@amazingdude
4421Did you not read the *very next sentence*?
4422"Yet most judges and scholars who debated the clause's awkwardly worded and oddly punctuated 27 words in the decades before Heller almost always arrived at the opposite conclusion, finding that the amendment protects gun ownership for purposes of military duty and collective security. "
4423Or the rest of the article for that matter? And the very sentence that YOU quoted to support YOUR argument actually starts with "In their interpretation,...", "their" referring to pro-gun activists, and you either left it out unknowing of its e.xistence or hoping that I wouldn't notice.
4424amazingdude
4425#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/13 10:44
4426
4427sorry i picked the wrong article this one is correct
4428
4429http://www.academia.edu/2550144/Mass_shooting_and_mass_media_Does_media_coverage_of_mass_shootings_inspire_copycat_crimes
4430amazingdude
4431#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/13 10:42
4432
4433@cohn, Esigma
4434
4435http://pastebin.com/u8kmiBLv
4436
4437apparently that paste is "spam" according to pastebin
4438StarTrekSpock
4439#O2aT82gb 2016/01/13 10:33
4440
4441@Grey
4442Not really, no. You're in a debate, and you need to support your side, not just say "Google it".
4443Imagine if all your local news network did was tell you to Google what happened, or if rather than going to a doctor you were only allowed to Google your answers. Prosecution in a court doesn't tell the judge to "Google it" either to show someone's guilt of a crime. And better yet, imagine your teacher's reaction if he gives you a set of homework and you tell him to Google the answers.
4444It's also worth noting that Google results probably contain evidence supporting both arguments. Posting exactly which one supports your argument is the best tactic. Better than "do it yourself" at least.
4445Trust me, I've been through more than a few of these debates and all saying "Google it" does is make things worse.
4446
4447I don't really want much part in the actual debate anymore even if amazingdude's responses are a bit silly, but I just felt the need to point that out :P
4448Torture King
4449#gXby1KrR 2016/01/13 10:12
4450
4451@GREYWʘLF9: What the actual f//k are you talking about? Describing early hand-cannons as "accurate"? What? Even 18th century muskets/revolvers couldn't shoot straight for more than a few feet, that's why armies had to stand in lines, it was the only way to ensure they hit anything; and even then, it was easy to miss unless the enemy was doing the same thing! The only reason anyone stuck with gunpowder long enough to develop the barrel-rifling was because the explosions were loud as hell, very smoky and it tended to scare the untrained and superstitious into thinking there was magic involved.
4452Σsigma
4453#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/13 10:12
4454
4455@amazingdude
4456What does the Second Amendment have anything to do with addiction?
4457Besides, if the Eighteenth Amendment can be repealed, so can the Second. But I'm not saying that it should be. Your understanding of the Second Amendment isn't even correct!
4458http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/06/second-amendment-guns-michael-waldman
4459SpaceMarineGuy
4460#2blE9wc8 2016/01/13 10:09
4461
4462The first gun ever created were hand cannons in China. I'm pretty sure a heavy weapon that requires refilling gunpowder and iron balls after every shot is less effective at killing animals than a bow/spear, which are relatively light weight and easy to reload, making these hand-cannons more effective as a support weapon in combat than hunting. I'm not sure where you got your information.
4463Hachi1
4464#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/13 09:33
4465
4466@Tyne
4467There's definitely a way to solve it, just look at other countries (like the one I live in), and you'll realise the main difference is that the states takes capitalism to an extreme. If children are influenced in different ways as they grow up and the cultural importance of "self" could fade out the situation will slowly improve.
4468
4469Also your joke saying "too bad they fought themselves to death" is a bit too real to be funny :x *proceeds to singing Lennon - Imagine*
4470
4471@GW9
4472well I just looked into the history of firearms and apparently they were developed as tools for war, not hunting. *sigh* "humans..."
4473GREYWʘLF9
4474#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/13 09:27
4475
4476@Cod
4477We don't need to provide you evidence through the INTERNET. You are on a device that makes you perfectly capable of doing that yourself.
4478Omega16
4479#3DKktHNc 2016/01/13 09:27
4480
4481Zebrasaurus Rex.
4482
4483That is all.
4484GREYWʘLF9
4485#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/13 09:25
4486
4487@Hachi1
4488Guns were originally created to kill, but they weren't originally created to kill other people. They were created to make hunting animals a lot easier due to a the fact that guns are faster and more accurate than bows and arrows or spears, and they're more convenient than traps. It took people a long time to realize that guns were pretty much perfect for combat, and even longer for murder.
4489Codnblahblahblah
4490#tWtmDcZN 2016/01/13 09:21
4491
4492This comment brought to you in six parts.
4493
4494Fun fact: If you read one per day, you would be a really slow reader.
4495
44961: The constitution isn't the ultimate guide to what is right and wrong. It was written a very long time ago, so even if it was appropriate when it was written, the second amendment may no longer be relevant.
4497
44982: It's a conspiracy theory until you can provide proof that all the mainstream news channels (including the right-leaning ones that are very very opposed to Obama) are consistently accepting bribes from the democratic party.
4499
45003: Mass knifings typically have a lower death toll than mass shootings, so they're definitely preferable (though obviously not ideal). It's also easier to outrun a knife than a bullet.
4501
45024: You say that media attention is part of the reason for mass shootings. Can you provide a source with actual data (rather than conjecture) for this? How could this problem be solved, since censoring the media is obviously not an option?
4503
45045: You have not refuted any of the evidence provided by CT.
4505
45066: If you believe that the shootings are carried out by mentally ill people (which seems reasonable), why are you opposed to the background check? Some kind of check for a history of mental problems and short waiting period would certainly mitigate this problem without infringing upon the second amendment, especially if the attacks are not premeditated.
4507Tyne and wear
4508#cAQSEHdo 2016/01/13 09:16
4509
4510There's an awful amount of debate about gun ownership and crime going on, but what do people propose to do about it?
4511
4512I think there is no damn way of solving this problem. 500 years from now, in a future history lesson, people will laugh at us and think how stupid we were to have guns so readily available and accessible. "To bad", a guy called Dan laughed, "That they all ended up fighting themselves to death."
4513Hachi1
4514#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/13 09:11
4515
4516@GW9
4517I didn't word my argument too well. What I was saying is that your point is irrelevant. When you take a step back and think about what the purpose of each of the tools is:
4518pencils are for writing,
4519cars are for transport,
4520spoons are for hitting people,
4521but guns are literally tools to kill things. They're fundamentally an evil tool. Even though you're saying "it's not the tool, it's the person", there's still a purpose behind tools being made and that's where I'm looking.
4522Lk
4523#kdcWBHhv 2016/01/13 08:19
4524
4525Wtf I thought it was yesterday when I commented
4526amazingdude
4527#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/13 08:12
4528
4529@graywolf
4530
4531i agree
4532
4533@T&W
4534
4535i agree with you. yes there is a bigger issue is that mass shootings are everywhere on news which makes mentally ill want to do it.
4536
4537@Esigma
4538
4539once again... the second amendment in the bill of rights
4540
4541@blah
4542
4543its not a conspiracy theory
4544GREYWʘLF9
4545#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/13 08:10
4546
4547@Hachi1
4548I nailed the point. I missed nothing.
4549You are correct: Guns were made to make killing easier.
4550Pencils were made to make writing easier (by adding the ability to erase in case the user misspells something).
4551Cars were made to make transportation easier.
4552Spoons were made to make eating liquids (XD) easier (by allowing you to eat it without having to bring the whole container (bowl) to your face).
4553If you were to take guns away, people will still kill people.
4554If you were to take pencils away, people will still misspell words.
4555If you were to take cars away, people will still try to go home drunk.
4556If you were to take spoons away, people will still get fat from eating things that normally require spoons.
4557Codnblahblahblah
4558#pVEnztp2 2016/01/13 07:41
4559
4560Nope. I'm enjoying watching amazingdude give up even arguing the point and just listing conspiracy theories. It feels like winning.
4561Omega16
4562#3DKktHNc 2016/01/13 06:28
4563
4564Uh...Should I try to change the political subject entirely?
4565Σsigma
4566#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/13 05:35
4567
4568@amazingdude
4569There was chaos because people can be and were addicted to alcohol. The same would happen if you suddenly banned cigarettes. But I doubt many sane people are addicted to shooting guns.
4570Tyne and wear
4571#80taKJLH 2016/01/13 02:55
4572
4573http://pastebin.com/ugBgR0JT
4574Hachi1
4575#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/12 21:43
4576
4577GW9 you're missing the point entirely.
4578guns are created for the purpose of killing. Everything else in the list is just showing unfortunate "sideeffects".
4579GREYWʘLF9
4580#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/12 20:59
4581
4582http://pastebin.com/j43ULLq8
4583Hachi1
4584#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/12 20:19
4585
4586sts are you ever going to make an upload for the extra 30 votes to surpass my old account on the all time pg rankings?
4587amazingdude
4588#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/12 14:36
4589
4590@Esigma and SMG
4591
4592http://pastebin.com/wr7mxC6m
4593Σsigma
4594#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/12 13:56
4595
4596Ugh, FINALLY THIS POSTED.
4597@amazingdude
4598Take a look at Prohibition. The same thing happened, and yet it made a surprisingly large impact. Perhaps guns could be thought of the same way.
4599@mesmile
4600For like the thousandth time.
4601SpaceMarineGuy
4602#niwPio2D 2016/01/12 12:33
4603
4604http://pastebin.com/MsaGYarp
4605
4606The censor bot is silently laughing at our plight.
4607StarTrekSpock
4608#O2aT82gb 2016/01/12 11:21
4609
4610@amazingdude
4611You don't seem to understand constitutions can be changed...
4612
4613Besides, there are even ways to do this without changing the Constitution. Look at CT.
4614
4615Taking away guns won't be easy, but that's why you don't just outright ban them instantly. You have to ease into the idea, which is when you'll get more support.
4616Besides, the current system is not working. You've tried again and again to "prove" otherwise, but it just isn't. Taking away guns might cause a temporary problem, but that isn't going to last forever. A year or two of problems far outweigh a future of piece.
4617
4618Sorry, but there's literally no reason for guns to stay. Look at other countries that have outlawed guns and ask yourself if weekly school shootings and massively increased murder rates are really worth that :/
4619Hachi1
4620#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/12 11:19
4621
4622"I love my guns".
4623That's why a social change needs to happen. It can't happen overnight, it's a entire way of thinking.
4624amazingdude
4625#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/12 11:07
4626
4627@hachi and blah
4628
4629http://pastebin.com/wyZq4fbM
4630Hachi1
4631#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/12 10:52
4632
4633Cod I agree, I'm from New Zealand (which is basically Australia in terms of culture) so that's the basis from which I'm making my point (about strict gun laws + non-gun-culture -> no mass shootings, very little gun related crime)
4634blahncod
4635#p20hWg8h 2016/01/12 10:37
4636
4637This comment brought to you in five parts. If I've said anything stupider than usual, please let me know.
4638
46391: in answer to your question, probably because of a number of factors including population density, population size, average income, small samples sizes (there aren't many mass shootings - you implied California has only had one) vulnerable to random variation, etc..
4640
46412: I think it would make far more sense to consider the overall rate of firearm-related deaths (because there are more of them and so they're less subject to random variation).
4642
46433: I think you might have your cause and effect reversed. It may be the case that the states with more gun violence have stricter laws put in place. If this is the case, any argument that says "x state has stricter/less strict gun laws but y firearm-related incidents" isn't really valid. This would be something for you to research.
4644
46454: Some cherry-picked counter-examples from the top of my head:
4646
4647a) Why have the UK and Australia never seen a mass shooting, despite having some of the strictest gun laws on the planet?
4648
4649b) Why did the rate of firearm deaths drop so massively in CT after introducing sensible gun laws?
4650
46515: I think the only way you could gather convincing evidence for this this is to look at case studies of countries (or states) that have outlawed firearms and see what happened to the rates of firearm-related deaths in the following years.
4652GREYWʘLF9
4653#TwSZnTBT 2016/01/12 10:36
4654
4655@amazingdude
4656Well, nobody lives in Utah, Alaska, Arizona, and Oklahoma, therefore, there isn't anybody there to make these mass shootings possible.
4657amazingdude
4658#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/12 10:10
4659
4660@blah
4661
4662why hasnt Utah, Alaska, Arizona, or Oklahoma ahd any mass shootings, but they have the least gun laws?
4663
4664source: http://www.deseretnews.com/top/1429/7/Oklahoma-10-states-with-the-most-lenient-gun-laws-.html
4665
4666Or why Cra,pifornia (when it comes to gun laws) has seen a mass shooting?
4667mesmile
4668#5Ozax28j 2016/01/12 10:02
4669
4670Man. This comment section has turned so political
4671Hachi1
4672#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/12 09:57
4673
4674I can't be bothered constructing an entire argument because the concept of arguing with people I don't know on a game comments board is quite silly, but there's one thing I need to say.
4675What needs to change in the states is the culture. People in the countries I've lived in "don't expect" to have guns. On the other hand americans are like "I have the right to protect myself and carry a gun". In my country, police aren't allowed to carry guns, but neither are civilians, and guns simply aren't part of the culture at all. Your argument about "criminals will still get guns" is completely irrelevant in a society where nobody thinks about guns whether or not they intend to commit a crime.
4676Codnblahblahblah
4677#u6N95goy 2016/01/12 09:20
4678
4679Except that as we've seen in CT, it does work and if you're going to ignore the empirical facts because they don't fit your opinion, there's no point arguing this.
4680amazingdude
4681#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/12 09:13
4682
4683@blah
4684
4685that would only create a black market for people with unregistered guns/ammo and they would sell to criminals for big money, and guns will be like drugs. we all know how well banning drugs works. we have the second amendment for a reason. our founding fathers included that for a reason, and it still applies today.
4686Σsigma
4687#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/12 09:00
4688
4689@Cod
4690I wouldn't go as far as to ban them, because guns for self-protection is a good thing. But I would do the second thing you mentioned. That has always been my solution, actually. Unfortunately, the government would have access to everyone who owns a gun, and they could confiscate them. That's why people don't want to go that route.
4691And you know how people love to hunt here. :/
4692StarTrekSpock
4693#O2aT82gb 2016/01/12 08:57
4694
4695@Grey
4696Well, an abundance of weapons also helps. Sigma had a pretty good point towards that as well.
4697Murders in the US verses murders in other countries also aren't that different in terms of circumstance.
4698
4699Besides, that just backs up my point that gun control alone isn't the only solution. It helps, but there's a lot more that needs to be done.
4700@Amazingdude
4701I have a saying for whenever someone tries to use an argument like that. It's basically "WW1 wasn't completely fine because more people people died in WW2." What that means is, just because something is worse doesn't mean it's okay to use that to cover up damaged caused by another.
4702
4703Besides, Cod is right. Cars are a lot more useful than guns, considering people in countries that outlaw guns do perfectly fine even without ever touching one.
4704
4705Teaching someone about gun safety doesn't necessarily do anything. You can lecture someone all you want from they day they were born, but some people will still snap, especially considering not everyone has perfect mental health. Sure it helps, but there are better ways.
4706Σsigma
4707#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/12 08:51
4708
4709Because vehicles have such a huge importance in society. Besides, vehicles are not weapons. If someone used them as such, there would be so many problems.
4710-Cost
4711-Heaviness
4712-Injuries
4713-Size
4714Well, you get the idea.
4715Plus most of those deaths are caused by accident. On the other hand, most deaths from gunshots are on purpose.
4716That also brings up an interesting point. With more guns, there would consequently be more accidental shooting.
4717>Gun safety to kindergartners
4718You have no idea how well that would work. It would probably help, but I'm just saying that there's always that chance.
4719Codnblahblahblah
4720#xwtswWXQ 2016/01/12 08:40
4721
47221: amazingdude, that argument is a bit silly. Cars are currently indispensible, as it's impossible to actually deal with life without one unless you live in a city with an excellent transport network. Guns, however, are much easier to live without.
4723
47242: I'd love it if guns were banned in Americaland, and it'd work wonderfully if you could do it.
4725
4726Unfortunately, you can't do it. People like amazingdude will hold onto their guns even if they're illegal, so an outright ban will not work any time soon.
4727
4728In America I think the best solution might be to do what Connecticut recently did, which was to ensure that anyone who wanted a gun had to be licensed, had to pass a background check, had to wait 24 hours, and attend a compulsory class on firearm safety.
4729
4730They managed to cut gun-related deaths by 40% by doing that.
4731
4732Does anyone have an interesting viewpoint on this?
4733amazingdude
4734#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/12 08:14
4735
4736hey look i can comment again xD
4737
4738@Esigma
4739
4740but i like my guns, i love to go shooting in the desert. cars kill more people than guns every year. should we ban cars? NO. and about the part where children can get guns, teach them gun safety in kindergarden. my dad taught me gun safety when I was 5, and i would never touch a gun unless I knew what i was doing.
4741amazingdude
4742#HLDIM9eN 2016/01/12 08:11
4743
4744@stixx
4745
4746its me, i made that account a long time ago.
4747GREYWʘLF9
4748#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/12 08:03
4749
4750Also, if either Hillary or trump gets elected, I wanna go to Croatia. They have a woman for a president, and she is FINE. Since Croatia is a small country, I'd most likely be around her a lot, which isn't a bad thing.
4751GREYWʘLF9
4752#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/12 07:57
4753
4754@STS
4755The only reason that we have the highest murder rate of all the first world countries is because on other first world countries murderers are executed in the streets, therefore people in other countries are afraid to murder people.
4756Σsigma
4757#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/12 06:44
4758
4759http://pastebin.com/fwH6T2YA
4760Codnblahblahblah
4761#lCpl0jTn 2016/01/12 06:05
4762
4763And British politics is barely better. Our last election a lot of newspapers ran a smear campaign against one of the candidates because he looked funny while eating a sandwich. No joke. Currently, the papers are coming out with gems such as 'Corbyn rides a chairman mao bicycle', so the problem isn't really going away.
4764Codnblahblahblah
4765#lCpl0jTn 2016/01/12 06:04
4766
4767My two cents:
4768
4769If you make schools a not-gun-free zone, then you'd probably make the problem worse unless they're very carefully regulated.
4770
4771If you let security guards have a gun, at some point they're going to do the same thing that police seem to be doing lately and shoot someone for no reason. You're probably better off keeping the gun-free zone distinction.
4772
4773Of course, the only way to be sure is to actually do some kind of controlled test, and because it's not really ethical to test this kind of thing, we'll never be certain.
4774Omega16
4775#3DKktHNc 2016/01/12 06:00
4776
4777If Trump wins, I'm moving to Canada.
4778
4779If Hillary wins, I'm moving to Mars.
4780happywheels
4781#o67LKXyh 2016/01/12 02:25
4782
4783America Is fighting about skin colour
4784Tyne and wear
4785#cAQSEHdo 2016/01/12 02:06
4786
4787Ah, good ol' American politics. British politics isn't much better to be fair.
4788stixx44
4789#2ImleCXA 2016/01/12 01:40
4790
4791The impostfa.g is back. Dang, and makes the comment black and says he is amazingdude. A new user like (okay okay I'll stop referring to him, but please give me a chance) Speddos has entered but on Dan-Ball (not the wiki). I ha.te su.ckpuppets. Am I correct, or I just missed out on the big shot right here (if I were an admin at the DB Wiki and the imposter came there, I would ban the su.cker once and for all, but I need an account to do so)? Check, the code and color aren't the same. Spam me if you want Imposter, and I'll make it worse.
4792Torture King
4793#gXby1KrR 2016/01/11 22:51
4794
4795@GREYWʘLF9: News outlets can only profit from terrifying their audience, because fear makes people want to know more about the situation and that state of mind just happens to be how networks get their ad-money. A history book, meanwhile, doesn't typically have ads, and they're usually singular in nature, with all the pertinent information in one place so the writers aren't concerned with getting people to buy the next one. You can tell a lot about the "personality" of a culture and/or government through what they've done and how they've reacted before recent times, history goes in a cycle, so they'll probably do the same thing if it's been proven to work. So basically, don't try to learn about a country's culture through their news; look up their "olds" instead.
4796StarTrekSpock
4797#O2aT82gb 2016/01/11 16:30
4798
4799@amazingdude and Grey
4800http://pastebin.com/Up5aR8mM
4801GREYWʘLF9
4802#49spwQMA 2016/01/11 15:23
4803
4804@amazingdude, or amazingimposter... whichever... I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT!!
4805Guns don't kill people. People who can't defend themselves do :P
4806amazingimposter
4807#lOyqijte 2016/01/11 15:13
4808
4809OK for some reason I cannot comment at all on danball with my amazingdude account so its worth a shot here
4810
4811@hachi1
4812http://pastebin.com/qy7TS8LP
4813GREYWʘLF9
4814#49spwQMA 2016/01/11 14:58
4815
4816I think that the American culture in general is just stupid. Every time I read the news or turn on the TV, the only thing I find is how the country is made into a much worse place than it was the day before.
4817For example, when I first heard about the Ms. Universe incident, I noticed how Steve Harvey admitted his fault and apologized, yet is still being mocked ruthlessly after a month, yet Hillary was found to have made countless mistakes (that she made willingly) and told several lies to the American people, she denied everything (which was pointless, since everyone already knew), and yet people still think she would be a good choice to run this country. Honestly, Steve Harvey would be a much better president than Hillary.
4818Trump, however, is just an idiot. He honestly has no idea what the hell he's doing with himself. If it were up to me, he would be sent to Abu Dhabi in a crate full of Mexican cocaine via airmail.
4819I don't really know much about the rest of the candidates, so I'm not going to judge them yet.
4820
4821@amazingdude
4822You are technically correct with the sign thing. Criminals will not care if the sign says "Gun Free Zone." If they did care, they wouldn't be criminals.
4823"New gun laws now prohibit the use of guns in certain places? Tell me more on how criminals follow laws."
4824Plus, I made the 69th vote on that strawpoll thing XD
4825Torture King
4826#gXby1KrR 2016/01/11 14:36
4827
4828Trump promised to restrict the public's internet access allegedly to prevent Daesh from recruiting more members online. Functionally, this would probably destroy any website that depends on user-content to sustain itself- such as Youtube or Twitter.
4829slithertim
4830#l9IWqx7r 2016/01/11 14:04
4831
4832>to radical
4833>to
4834STS pls go
4835StarTrekSpock
4836#O2aT82gb 2016/01/11 14:00
4837
4838Did Trump actually threaten to ban YouTube or is that just for the sake of the upload?
4839And if so, why?
4840---
4841As much as I think it would be cool to see a female US president, Hillary's platform is really just kind of stupid. She's pretty much just using the fact that she's a woman to get votes, which obviously isn't how elections should work.
4842
4843Trump is just a nutjob. Some of the stuff he says does actually need to be addressed, but the guy is way to radical. He also seems to be great at proposing "inverted" solutions to problems. For example, more guns to stop shootings.
4844Realistically, his plans are just ridiculous and far too racist for what the US is supposed to stand for. Even if you really hate Mexicans, his other proposed ideas are just terrible. Hell, he's even a business man that admits to stepping on people for some sort of "every man for himself" notion.
4845And sorry amazingdude, but the guy is a fascist. He's sounding more and more like Hitler every time he opens his mouth.
4846
4847I really haven't heard enough about the other candidates to make a good judgement, but Bernie sounds like one of the few sensible people there using a platform_that would actually work and wasn't just trying to twist views of actual issues to bring out the worst in people.
4848Hachi1
4849#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/11 13:56
4850
4851you're not going to accept anything I say anyway so there's no point arguing (in just the same way I think everything you just said is bullsh.it)
4852
4853All you have to do is compare gun related crime rates in the states to other countries, all of the evidence is there.
4854amazingdude
4855#9HaZ2A4E 2016/01/11 13:51
4856
4857@hachi1
4858"trump said to ban gun-free zones"
4859
4860how does it stop mass shootings? all it does is stop people from defending themselves. Do you really think a sign that says "gun free zone" will stop a mass shooter? No. Mass shooters dont care. A criminal wont follow the sign. THATS THE DEFINITION OF A CRIMINAL!!! PLEASE explain how a gun free zone will stop a mass shooting? Anyone intending to commit a mass shooting will not be deterred simply because its illegal to carry a gun into a gun free zone. Instead, they will choose the gun free zone because they know there will be nobody to defend themselves.
4861Hachi1
4862#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/11 13:32
4863
4864this needs more votes
4865http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/364290.html
4866amazingdude
4867#9HaZ2A4E 2016/01/11 13:28
4868
4869@SMG
4870
4871like hell no hillary and bernie cra,ppers, and martin no'malley (is he still running?)
4872StarTrekSpock
4873#O2aT82gb 2016/01/11 13:27
4874
4875@SMG
4876Scary how that video has so many downvotes.
4877-
4878Lol you really don't know how big the Internet is, do you?
4879Yes, I guarantee those are there. And really, being more widely known they have a higher chance in being there in the first place. The Internet is weird, and there are a lot of people with equally weird... "interests" XD
4880SpaceMarineGuy
4881#niwPio2D 2016/01/11 12:53
4882
4883https://youtube.com/watch?v=i9-5DJhBh6M
4884
48852016 has a lot of corrupt and bad candidates in my opinion.
4886-
4887@STS
4888Well, what about Sesame Street, and Teletubbies?
4889Torture King
4890#gXby1KrR 2016/01/11 12:43
4891
4892Your poll is missing an option. "He's a literal fascist that opposes the freedom of expression and wants to deport or otherwise eliminate an ethnic group because of their religion."
4893StarTrekSpock
4894#O2aT82gb 2016/01/11 12:29
4895
4896@SMG
4897Well being that the only criteria is that "it exists", Dan-Ball and PG technically do apply.
4898
4899Whether or not anything has actually been made for it though, I wouldn't know :P
4900
4901I wouldn't imagine anything related to it would be particularly "hot", but then again, there's stuff for Lego out there...
4902SpaceMarineGuy
4903#hgpjfqCy 2016/01/11 11:19
4904
4905What if Rule 34 applied to Dan-Ball games like PG and SR?
4906Omega16
4907#3DKktHNc 2016/01/11 10:35
4908
4909@STS
4910He is to you in PG as he is to me in SR.
4911You're not that far off. :P
4912Σsigma
4913#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/11 09:38
4914
4915Just so you guys know, if stixx wants to say something to no one in particular, he says "@Σsigma" before the comment. ; )
4916StarTrekSpock
4917#O2aT82gb 2016/01/11 09:08
4918
4919@Omega
4920"Starting"
4921-
4922Just be glad you're not me. I'm the one he mentions more than anyone else. XD
4923@TK
4924Yeah, I'm with Yuanls. Spelling and grammar are two different things related to the same subject.
4925Omega16
4926#3DKktHNc 2016/01/11 08:23
4927
4928@Σsigma
4929Actually, that got started mostly by Ivan and DMS.
4930---
4931Anyone else starting to get annoyed at stixx's remarks for just about everything?
4932SpaceMarineGuy
4933#niwPio2D 2016/01/11 08:08
4934
4935Dpf.
4936
4937Anyone can do that.
4938Tyne and wear
4939#cAQSEHdo 2016/01/11 07:51
4940
4941@stixx
4942Eye. Done and dusted :)
4943stixx44
4944#2ImleCXA 2016/01/11 07:41
4945
4946@Yunals (Tyne and wear)
4947Well try to spell the word "I" wrong. Eheh. It is very easy.
4948Lk
4949#kdcWBHhv 2016/01/11 06:13
4950
4951Mg I'm now as clueless as you are
4952Tyne and wear
4953#80taKJLH 2016/01/11 05:27
4954
4955I always considered spelling and grammar two different entities.
4956【IS MASTER】
4957#2ImleCXA 2016/01/11 01:12
4958
4959Correction: Had not has. Fooled not foold. I just got lazy.
4960Torture King
4961#gXby1KrR 2016/01/10 20:38
4962
4963Aside from a few misspellings, it's not really incorrect grammar, it's just really melodramatic grammar. As if stixx is still in that early stage of internet-ing where it's this super exciting thing full of mystery, ham sandwiches, and mustache-twirling antagonists, instead of the hive-minded series of tubes we all know it to be.
4964happywheels
4965#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/10 18:58
4966
4967I DID IT! http://imgur.com/3AXfDI4 10K without teaming !
4968SpaceMarineGuy
4969#hgpjfqCy 2016/01/10 12:30
4970
4971Somebody sound the Grammar Nazi alarm!
4972stixx44
4973#iaC7goUK 2016/01/10 11:50
4974
4975*Checks 1000 posts*
4976@STS
4977I knew you has one, you said:
4978
4979@STS 2015/12/25 05:01
4980Lol remember my "ha55¡¡" account?
4981I had so much fun with that before it was deactivated. Even fooled stixx XD
4982
4983@STS (again)
4984You FOOLED me!? You Fooled me once as 【PG MASTER】 then I got fooled again! I even foold off Banicidal as 【IS MASTER】 after those two incidents. I don't make sense. You were right all along.
4985Σsigma
4986#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/10 10:51
4987
4988@stixx
4989Isn't su.ckpuppet Omega's term for a really, really annoying sockpuppet? I don't think you meant that for STS's account.
4990---
4991M4: The crazy calculator/tic-tac-toe person.
4992Cod: The even crazier calculator person.
4993Hachi: That guy who made that SR MASTER account.
4994...
4995So how many great/good techies are there? There's got to be less than 10. :'(
4996Hachi1
4997#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/10 09:03
4998
4999I'm enjoying how people are talking about imitation accounts of 【SR MASTER】 haha. I suppose that'll be my legacy.
5000stixx44
5001#iaC7goUK 2016/01/10 09:00
5002
5003@STS
5004Good to know. I thought you had a fake ha66ii account (of course, I think you had one, that got terminated (or shall I say perma-banned!)). Well, I did know you were 【PG MASTER】. Thanks captain obvious (okay, not obvious, but I think you had one ha66ii su.ckpuppet, so that is obvious). Sometimes, I don't make cents (I mean sense).
5005StarTrekSpock
5006#O2aT82gb 2016/01/10 08:04
5007
5008@TK
5009Yeah, as Sigma said there are plenty of exceptions to that.
5010Apparently antifreeze tastes great as well...
5011@Sigma
5012Ah, that makes more sense. Of course it would be better. I'd rather drink something good for me that wasn't urine if I had to instead of drinking actual urine.
5013@stixx
5014No, I'm not ha69ii.
5015Tyne and wear
5016#80taKJLH 2016/01/10 07:00
5017
5018@Torture King
5019I guess all UKIP wanted to do was to get rid of the vampires then.
5020
5021@Sigma
5022<Expects Bear Grylls joke>
5023Cheap apple juice and some kinds of beer looks like urine to some extent. Personally I don't like apple juice and I don't drink beer. But sure, if it wasn't urine I'd be more comfortable to drink it. Unless it was liquid fluorine...
5024Σsigma
5025#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/10 06:31
5026
5027@STS
5028I said if you had to. So if you had to drink something that resembled urine, would knowing that it wasn't urine make you more comfortable to drink it?
5029@TK
5030Vegetables.
5031And, again, there is no har.m to ingest it, and you know it.
5032Torture King
5033#gXby1KrR 2016/01/10 06:30
5034
5035Well the "running water" weakness was mostly because it's more "pure" than stagnant water; and undead are regarded as being weak in the presence of purity in general. Blood, by contrast, isn't at all fit for drinking and so wouldn't carry the same mystical power as common tap water. It's basically just the go-to solution if you don't have a priest on standby to bless your stagnant water supplies.
5036
5037With that logic, Dracula would also have no problems crossing an ocean, since saltwater is only slightly healthier than blood. Which makes sense canonically because that particular story is about a Romanian vampire living in England for some reason.
5038Codnblahblahblah
5039#ugkFOPPf 2016/01/10 05:29
5040
5041I mean, even humans are full of running water, so vampires wouldn't be difficult to stop. Just lie down in front of them and they wouldn't be able to touch you without some part of them overlapping with a blood vessel or capilliary.
5042stixx44
5043#2ImleCXA 2016/01/10 05:08
5044
5045@STS
5046This is the second time I had to (comment removed)ing write this, so I might not make sense/cents. So are you the fake ha55ii ha69ii, or not. I'll see if you just are the clone (I know you're 【PG MASTER】, and that I'm 【IS MASTER】, so let's see).
5047Torture King
5048#gXby1KrR 2016/01/10 04:46
5049
5050Even if you made it yourself, the fact that it tastes bad is usually a really good indicator that you shouldn't put something in your mouth. The tongue and nose are chemical detectors, willfully ignoring what they tell you about a substance's composition is about as idiotic as squeezing an object your skin-nerves have indicated to be razor sharp. (Unless you're ingesting medicine, which is only poisonous if you don't need it.)
5051StarTrekSpock
5052#O2aT82gb 2016/01/10 04:32
5053
5054@Sigma
5055Well, for me whenever I eat something it's just because I want to taste it. Really I eat more for fun than anything. Sure, you can't do that in the third world country, and sure it probably isn't the healthiest, but there it is.
5056
5057If I had nothing else to eat, sure I'd eat it, but otherwise no. Just because I can do something doesn't mean I want to.
5058Σsigma
5059#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/10 04:27
5060
5061That's why I said you *know for a fact* that it's not urine. Realistically, the only way you could know was that you made it and the ingredients yourself in a very remote location and never took your eyes off of it. But hypothetically, let's say you know without going into the details of how/why you know.
5062SpaceMarineGuy
5063#qNk3q4z6 2016/01/10 03:51
5064
5065If someone was selling lemonade in a public restroom, and he keeps insisting that it's real lemonade, I wouldn't risk it.
5066happywheels
5067#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/10 02:57
5068
5069I didn't meant to say that ...
5070happywheels
5071#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/10 02:49
5072
5073@sigma
5074i peed in my mouth before
5075Σsigma
5076#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/10 01:41
5077
5078I mean to the consumer.
5079
5080But I'm talking about something like urine. Its smell isn't the only reason you don't want to touch it. You know for a fact that it went through an overall "gross" process. But if you had to drink a fluid that resembled urine in every way, but you knew wasn't urine (in fact, let's say it's just colored water), would you be fine with drinking it, even after experiencing the taste?
5081Torture King
5082#gXby1KrR 2016/01/10 01:06
5083
5084Durian fruit only smells bad but eating it is universally banned on public transportation in every place it grows. So no, the fact that you can eat something unpleasant won't make it okay to eat it.
5085Σsigma
5086#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/10 00:49
5087
5088Oh! Interesting discussion starter!
5089If something normally edible was known to taste like something that you do not want to put in your mouth (partially because of the imagined taste, but also because it's disgusting to imagine eating something like that), but were assured that it is just a bad-tasting form of the edible thing, how much easier would it be to eat it?
5090I mean, obviously you wouldn't want to because of the taste, but does knowing that it isn't anything bad help in any way?
5091happywheels
5092#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/09 23:10
5093
5094poo flavoured ice-cream
5095happywheels
5096#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/09 23:09
5097
5098feet scented perfume
5099Σsigma
5100#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/09 14:18
5101
5102Odds are, there's an entire ocean under his feet, and tides happen, so...
5103Torture King
5104#gXby1KrR 2016/01/09 08:04
5105
5106Fun Fact about Dracula: He wouldn't be able to live in a house with modern plumbing because vampires can't cross over running water and all the pipes would basically be force-fields.
5107Dgo Master
5108#NhyNznlm 2016/01/09 06:28
5109
5110Hi
5111adryan
5112#l0tLMy0X 2016/01/09 05:37
5113
5114oliveira de oliveira
5115Adolf Hitler
5116#U7mhQBkU 2016/01/09 02:39
5117
5118sup bruh
5119【IS MASTER】
5120#2ImleCXA 2016/01/09 01:05
5121
5122I forgot about that ha55ii clone, ha69ii, I know that's you STS.
5123【IS MASTER】
5124#2ImleCXA 2016/01/09 01:04
5125
5126@SpaceMan (I sorry SpaceMarineGuy)
5127You going have to play Castlevania to do so.
5128Σsigma
5129#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/09 01:02
5130
5131Your mother was in your dream?
5132You called her that. Not me. ; )
5133@Hachi
5134*noob steals upload by using bad grammar and the ugly HTML5 text*
5135SpaceMarineGuy
5136#qNk3q4z6 2016/01/09 00:32
5137
5138I had a dream I had to kill Dracula, by poisoning his magic 8-ball with a calculator that Cthulu provided me, and I had to sneak into his house via a sewer in order to kill him.
5139Hachi1
5140#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/08 17:23
5141
5142I'm more of a [create-custom-pallete -> change image to indexed-mode -> separate into layers of each colour -> make a window transparent and trace out all the dots of each element one by one and save a code for each -> use copy/paste tool to combine all of the different codes at the end] type of person if I'm going to upload something legit, but isn't it kinda arty and cool to use your generator for an upload basically suggesting people shouldn't use it? I love that sort of satire in art.
5143aegamesi
5144#Sg9GMX4l 2016/01/08 16:55
5145
5146Doesn't it defeat the purpose if you use the pixel art generator to make the upload?
5147Hachi1
5148#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/08 15:29
5149
5150http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/364274.html
5151
5152An upload protesting against people trying to get easy votes by copying simple ideas and (especially the scam type uploads largely influenced by EE). I also don't know how I feel bout pixel art generators - aegamesi I'm super impressed, like seriously what you've done is incredible - but yeah personally I'll probably never use it, it feels che.aty.
5153
5154And also, memes.
5155aegamesi
5156#Sg9GMX4l 2016/01/08 09:32
5157
5158You choose whether or not it dithers the image.
5159Codnblahblahblah
5160#vbfbnB8C 2016/01/08 07:00
5161
5162That wasn't supposed to be a logical OR, you know.
5163GREYWʘLF9
5164#ohGBRd7i 2016/01/08 05:06
5165
5166Yes.
5167Codnblahblahblah
5168#vbfbnB8C 2016/01/08 04:17
5169
5170Too lazy to check so I'll ask instead: does that pixel art generator use some kind of dithering when it turns the image into a pallette, or does it just consider each pixel individually?
5171happywheels
5172#o67LKXyh 2016/01/07 23:32
5173
5174@omega
5175no , I did not ask STS to let me see his arm . That's creepy ...
5176happywheels
5177#o67LKXyh 2016/01/07 23:30
5178
5179The stone fishes are breeding rapidly !
5180Torture King
5181#gXby1KrR 2016/01/07 21:35
5182
5183http://i.imgur.com/BnlzkhU.jpg
5184
5185http://i.imgur.com/jILjbhJ.png
5186SpaceMarineGuy
5187#qNk3q4z6 2016/01/07 14:09
5188
5189All my friends are dead.
5190mysteryguy200?
5191#JNLa0AeQ 2016/01/07 13:44
5192
5193It seems I come back every now and then after being gone for a week and having no idea what everybody's talking about. I am so old.
5194Omega16
5195#3DKktHNc 2016/01/07 11:22
5196
5197Lol, you guys. The sympathy is large.
5198ha69ii
5199#XlYYTOok 2016/01/07 10:38
5200
5201YOLO!!!!!!
5202somedud
5203#TlCroyBs 2016/01/07 08:36
5204
5205I can't make a new account. i done everything it asked me 2 do. but nothing happens when i press enter. what can i do
5206#1 Tron fan
5207#qjIGDMJv 2016/01/07 04:49
5208
5209It appears that I have finally got my internet sorted. This is, like my third return in 9 months XD
5210Σsigma
5211#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/07 04:19
5212
5213Interestingly, my mistake was deleted. XD I've never heard of ha55ii (or whoever monitors the CBs) deleting comments like that (maybe they felt sympathy for me...?).
5214pop
5215#EYPZrS7G 2016/01/07 03:39
5216
5217Give omega a break!
5218Σsigma
5219#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/06 14:01
5220
5221* This one's not so bad...
5222http://d12edgf4lwbh8j.cloudfront.net/photo/image/track_12-_sheer_perfection.gif
5223GREYWʘLF9
5224#QdIpWbdP 2016/01/06 12:24
5225
5226*stands in oviation*
5227StarTrekSpock
5228#O2aT82gb 2016/01/06 12:19
5229
5230*Throws rose at Omega's feet*
5231ka boomer
5232#ebKlNL57 2016/01/06 11:20
5233
5234It's so beautiful...
5235
5236*sniffle*
5237SpaceMarineGuy
5238#fafBFkFG 2016/01/06 11:05
5239
5240*entire amphitheater full of rich fancy ladies and gentlemen rises into standing ovation at Omega*
5241
5242*random man stifles a tear, and mentions "It's so beautiful..."*
5243
5244*Roses are thrown at Omega's feet*
5245Σsigma
5246#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/06 10:07
5247
5248Congratulations, Omega16. You now currently own 2016's Biggest Fail!
5249OmegaPirate
5250#3DKktHNc 2016/01/06 09:42
5251
5252Wait, aegamesi had a generator that worked?
5253
5254...
5255
5256DAMMIT!! This could've saved SO much time for all this!
5257Omega16
5258#3DKktHNc 2016/01/06 09:31
5259
5260HaW, did you ask to see it?
5261StarTrekSpock
5262#O2aT82gb 2016/01/06 08:27
5263
5264Best day of HaW's life right there.
5265---
5266Happy early birthday Jopre.
5267happywheels
5268#o67LKXyh 2016/01/06 03:01
5269
5270I remembered I saw STSs arm
5271Giffix
5272#8PKL1CRu 2016/01/05 21:56
5273
52749bob9 is a vote whore
5275Hachi1
5276#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/05 19:41
5277
5278happy late birthday jopre
5279jopre
5280#InkhTu7T 2016/01/05 18:30
5281
5282what's up guys? haven't been on in a while
5283SpaceMarineGuy
5284#fafBFkFG 2016/01/05 14:52
5285
5286I tried to do a butterfly knife trick on an old stapler.
5287
5288It didn't work.
5289aegamesi
5290#Sg9GMX4l 2016/01/05 13:12
5291
5292PG Pixel Art Generator:
5293
5294pastie.org/10670418
5295aegamesi
5296#Sg9GMX4l 2016/01/05 13:11
5297
5298I'd be willing to bet money that Omega used my generator for his/her uploads. No shame, but don't lie!
5299StarTrekSpock
5300#O2aT82gb 2016/01/05 08:33
5301
5302@Grey
5303http://www.theuselessweb.com/
5304GREYWʘLF9
5305#mb7pJ02m 2016/01/05 02:37
5306
5307@STS
5308I spent half an hour staring at that site, and I have to say that is the strangest site I've ever seen. It's almost as bad as FeedTheHead.net
5309Codnblahblahblah
5310#R7bTDDgP 2016/01/05 01:41
5311
5312My experience with Python has taught me than any attribute of self is public anyway.
5313
5314All you can do is make your note to self publicly available and instruct people not to look at it.
5315Σsigma
5316#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/05 01:39
5317
5318@Hachi
5319Oh, thanks! :D
5320happywheels
5321#2cDFkao2 2016/01/04 19:06
5322
5323*sigma
5324happywheels
5325#2cDFkao2 2016/01/04 19:06
5326
5327Hachi has feelings for sugma
5328Dgo Master
5329#NhyNznlm 2016/01/04 16:47
5330
5331Kb bby, mdog sweetie, coddy hotty <3
5332Hachi1
5333#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/04 14:56
5334
5335Sig that is literally my FAVOURITE upload I've seen since I first saw M4's tic tac toe AI. omg man.
5336SpaceMarineGuy
5337#GNUAo9S9 2016/01/04 14:35
5338
5339Note to self: Don't make notes to 'self' public.
5340Σsigma
5341#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/04 13:55
5342
5343Note to self: people get mad at something harmless they can ignore.
5344amazingdude
5345#9HaZ2A4E 2016/01/04 13:51
5346
5347nice lowercase L there
5348GREYWʘLF9
5349#mb7pJ02m 2016/01/04 13:11
5350
5351Bro, we ain't on the math SHlT anymore.
5352Σsigma
5353#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/04 12:33
5354
5355@Cod
5356Not really. I would have made that mistake whether or not I defined my variables. I just never realized that I needed to switch radians to cm/min. Its hard to comprehend everything when all of my notes are text in a small comment box. Also, I've literally had to do one related rates problem in all of my class (got it wrong, of course), so I haven't had much experience with this. I've done pretty well with everything else.
5357@STS
5358You should be thanking me. >: ) I pushed people to make a new conversation, sparking activity.
5359GREYWʘLF9
5360#C0xiGDtW 2016/01/04 12:15
5361
5362That fruit needs to be shot.
5363Scythertom
5364#s25Jborv 2016/01/04 11:41
5365
5366@STS
5367http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/016/366/1409630808061.png
5368Codnblahblahblah
5369#2hSwTJH9 2016/01/04 11:34
5370
5371Now, I don't want to have a protractored conversation about this topic because it's stupid.
5372
5373Also, I'm hilarious. Ha ha.
5374Codnblahblahblah
5375#2hSwTJH9 2016/01/04 11:33
5376
5377And your failure to define your variables led to you measuring an angle in units of time. Apparently not that easy after all.
5378StarTrekSpock
5379#O2aT82gb 2016/01/04 11:27
5380
5381Geez, we need a new topic...
5382How about best SFW things that seem NSFW? That oughtta be fun.
5383I'll go first:
5384http://leekspin.com/
5385Σsigma
5386#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/04 10:52
5387
5388OHHH, I forgot the "bc" in 2bccos(A)! ...And it's negative, too... No wonder I didn't get reasonable answers.
5389@Cod
5390Why did you say that to me and not to Hachi? ; ) I figured that if it was that easy, I didn't have to define anything. Besides, if I wanted to define everything I did, I would have gone into more detail. I just wanted to generalize the steps I took.
5391x is the distance between the two points, while θ (obviously) is the angle of the hands.
5392@Hachi
5393You might like this: http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust2/46118.html
5394amazingdude
5395#9HaZ2A4E 2016/01/04 10:09
5396
5397you think this winter is hot? its fu,cking cold af here. cant take this 60 degree weather.
5398Omega16
5399#3DKktHNc 2016/01/04 08:22
5400
5401This comment board became a math exposition.
5402...
5403*throws table*
5404F#%K IT! I GIVE UP!
5405Hachi1
5406#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/04 06:10
5407
5408I guess I should give my own question a go.
54091. rate of change of the angle between the hands = dθ/dt. θ = angle of the hour hand from the vertical - angle of the minute hand from the vertical. Hence dθ/dt = 0.5 - 6 = -5.5º/min.
54102. rate of change of distance (s, in cm) with respect to angle (θ, in º): We need to use the cos rule, so a^2 = b^2 + c^2 - 2bcCosA. let a be the distance between the tips of the hands, then b and c are the hands, and A is the angle between. Now the cos rule can be re-written to s^2 = 6^2 + 10^2 - 2610Cos(θ)
5411s^2 = 136 - 120cos(θ)
5412s = (136 - 120Cos(θ))^(1/2)
5413Then ds/dθ = (1/2)(136 - 120Cos(θ)^(-1/2)120Sin(θ) by the chain rule.
5414Now we have dθ/dt and ds/dθ, so ds/dt = dθ/dt*ds/dθ
5415= -5.5(1/2)(136 - 120Cos(θ))^(-1/2)120Sin(θ).
5416At 4:00, θ is 120º, but trig only works in calculus if you use radians so the -5.5º/min from before becomes -0.096 rad/min, and 120 becomes 2.094 rad/min. Then ds/dt = -0.096(1/2)(136 - 120Cos(2.094)^(-1/2)120Sin(2.094) = -0.356 cm/min.
5417
5418FU.CKING CENSORBOT
5419Hachi1
5420#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/04 05:55
5421
5422your final answer has to be derived from an equation of the form dx/dt (or in my case ds/dt). t is time in minutes, and s (or x or whatever) is distance/displacement in cm, so ds/dt is rate of change of distance = speed. θ is the angle, so using rates of change os angles and so on you can relate them and work out the answer.
5423Scythertom
5424#E8AtBpc3 2016/01/04 04:16
5425
5426Y'all nerds need to stop it.
5427Codnblahblahblah
5428#KCcUgUUz 2016/01/04 04:04
5429
5430Sigma:
5431
5432You haven't bothered to define any of your variables, which is bad practice and makes it hard to read your working.
5433
5434However, it looks to me like you've assumed your angle θ is measured in minutes of time, which it isn't. In other words, you've worked out the wrong thing and need to do some further working to find what you were actually looking for, which is probably dx/dt.
5435
5436Also, if we put 9√5 into a calculator, we find that it's approximately 20. So that would make your answer just over 20 centimetres per minute, which is obviously wrong.
5437
5438This is the reason I don't have any friends, by the way.
5439Torture King
5440#gXby1KrR 2016/01/04 03:46
5441
5442Obviously paleontology is the real king of the sciences, because when the Mastodon was first discovered and named in 1705, researchers noticed that the very tip of one of the specimen's tusks was uncannily similar in shape to a human nipple, and he proceeded to name the entire animal after this feature. Masto=Nipple Don=Tooth
5443Σsigma
5444#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/04 03:12
5445
5446I got it wrong, anyway. When I took the derivative in respect to θ, I forgot that there was a square root over everything.
5447x=√(10^2+6^2+2cos(θ))
5448dx/dθ=-√(136+2cos(θ))*-2sin(θ)
5449When θ=2π/3, dx/dθ=9√5 cm/min.
5450I only found one derivative, though. What does s and t represent?
5451Codnblahblahblah
5452#mBqGst0C 2016/01/04 02:38
5453
5454Sigma:
5455
5456There's an easier (I think it's easier, but I haven't bothered to work through the other one) way, if you know how to model circular motion:
5457
5458You know that the position vector S_hour of the hour hand at any time t is:
5459
5460S_hour(t) = 6(sin(wt), cos(wt))
5461
5462where w is the angular frequency in radians per minute and is found by taking:
5463
5464w = 2pi / time for hand to rotate once
5465
5466You can do something similar for the minute hand, then differentiate each position vector to find the velocity vectors, substitute in your value of t=4*60, subtract the two vectors to find the relative velocity and find the magnitude of the result to find the relative speed.
5467
5468That's broadly speaking the method I would use. Don't ask me to actually work through the maths because I'll get it wrong, guaranteed. I can't do basic maths without making mistakes.
5469Hachi1
5470#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/03 19:24
5471
5472@sig
5473I can't be bothered solving the problem myself, but it'll be along the lines of: 1. find dθ/dt, then ds/dθ. Now you can formulate ds/dt and use the initial values to calculate a specific number.
5474@codnetc
5475I'm doing more maths than physics now because I enjoy maths more. I've basically done first year uni physics and second year maths.
5476@people-as-a-whole
5477My current researchy thing is in a field called "Mathematical Biology" which is a pretty great coincidence for this conversation. Basically it's trying to make sense of biological systems by theorising mathematical models (systems of differential equations). e.g. the way calcium concentrations in cells change as other parameters change, or simple things like population models.
5478Σsigma
5479#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/03 15:37
5480
5481Mathematics>everything else, because mathematics=everything else.
5482@Hachi
5483I think I have yet to get a single related rates problem right. Oh well, here goes nothing...
5484*does a lot of what turns out to be unnecessary math*
5485-√3 cm/min.
5486I still don't feel like that's the answer, though. As I said, I h.ate these.
5487Scythertom
5488#T9IfaRuX 2016/01/03 14:14
5489
5490Mathematics always wins.
5491Codnblahblahblah
5492#l8L9GvLk 2016/01/03 11:27
5493
5494Let's compromise and agree that physics is better than both of them (even if it is just applied mathematics).
5495StarTrekSpock
5496#O2aT82gb 2016/01/03 11:04
5497
5498Yeah, I'd say math is way more important. As SMG said, biology is kind of limited to what it can be applied to, but mathematics is literally everything, even biology.
5499Of course it depends on what you want to go into though. If you want to be a doctor or pharmacologist, then obviously math isn't going to play such a large role. But even then you still need to know basics, like measurement, unit conversion, and so on.
5500
5501I would much rather study biology over math, but that doesn't mean one is less important. ;)
5502SpaceMarineGuy
5503#hgpjfqCy 2016/01/03 10:33
5504
5505All branches of science (and everyday life and jobs) require some form of mathematics.
5506GREYWʘLF9
5507#mb7pJ02m 2016/01/03 10:22
5508
5509*than*, damnit
5510GREYWʘLF9
5511#mb7pJ02m 2016/01/03 10:21
5512
5513In my opinion,
5514Biology is more important that Mathematics.
5515ka boomer
5516#ebKlNL57 2016/01/03 08:33
5517
5518My carer wrote that one.
5519Codnrestofname
5520#DnXXoTKs 2016/01/03 08:32
5521
5522Wait, how on earth did a biologist work out how to use a computer?
5523ka boomer
5524#ebKlNL57 2016/01/03 08:23
5525
5526Nerds.
5527
5528Says the filthy biologist.
5529Codnrestofname
5530#T8nUioRj 2016/01/03 06:29
5531
5532So how far are you into your physics degree, Hachi?
5533Hachi1
5534#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/03 06:24
5535
5536Here's a calculus problem >:) prove that all Dedekind complete ordered fields are Archimedean. Or how about - let (a_n) and (b_n) be Cauchy sequences. Prove that (a*b_n) is a Cauchy sequence.
5537
5538Okay sorry.
5539
5540You have an analogue clock. It is currently 4:00. The minute hand and the hour hand are 10 and 6 cm long respectively. How fast, in cm per minute, are the tips of the hands moving apart? (yeah soz it's related rates of change.)
5541happywheels
5542#MomwDThs 2016/01/03 04:45
5543
5544Anyone remembers ALpha omegas YouTube channel。？
5545The IMP
5546#n4E9PmrI 2016/01/03 04:44
5547
5548You can't get rid of it, it infects here. When it do, u resists it, you beg it to stop and leave, eventually it does. But how long does it leave? When things are normal, one day, it's back again. You beg for the cycle to end...but it doesn't. U never know when it will be back.
5549Codnrestofname
5550#QG1kCk9z 2016/01/03 02:28
5551
5552My code changes quite a lot. That's fun.
5553Totally Hachi1
5554#AO193Shz 2016/01/03 02:25
5555
5556Calculus problem for you:
5557
5558Prove that angular momentum is conserved under the action of a central force.
5559Σsigma
5560#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/03 02:20
5561
5562Then again, getting closer to the sun would obviously play a part in heating the planet up...
5563Σsigma
5564#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/03 02:17
5565
5566@Greywolf9
5567He means if our future selves were seeing us jump toward the sun, they would draw the conclusion that we want to go toward the sun, because that is the most probably explanation/theory based on the scientific method.
5568And the heat isn't because we're getting closer to the sun. It's the increasing amount of radiation from the sun getting through the ozone layer on top of the recent El Niño event. (This is based on my knowledge of the situation. If this itself is a common misconception, I apologize.)
5569-
5570I see that "i". Nice try. ; )
5571@Hachi
5572Speaking of which, tell me a calculus problem. Anything but related rates (I h.ate those...). I'm ready now...sort of...
5573happywheels
5574#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/02 19:04
5575
5576I had a terrible nightmare today
5577GREYWʘLF9
5578#ONXB1h6t 2016/01/02 18:40
5579
5580Why would we want to get closer to the sun? It's a hot enough winter in America as it is.
5581Hachi1
5582#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/02 17:56
5583
5584Well I'm a mathematics and physics undergraduate student at the University of Auckland. Currently employed by the university (during the break) to do research in Symbolic Regression (a field of mathematics).
5585
5586You're all speaking about opinions, but opinions hold no importance whatsoever. All that matters is the most probable explanation or theory based on the scientific method.
5587
5588And here it goes: When everyone on Earth jumps at the same time, cameras placed throughout Earth by our future selves see us doing so. They know that this means we want to push Earth towards the Sun, so they use their highly advanced technological methods to physically force the Earth ever so slightly towards the Sun.
5589GREYWʘLF9
5590#ONXB1h6t 2016/01/02 17:40
5591
5592He thinks that it's all bullsh¡t
5593Σsigma
5594#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/02 15:21
5595
5596That degree sounds suspicious...
5597Dr. SMG, what do you think?
5598StarTrekSpock
5599#O2aT82gb 2016/01/02 14:38
5600
5601@SMG
5602There's more to it than just that. Your body actually produces enough gravity to counteract the tiny movement of you jumping.
5603There are ways you can move the Earth just by moving, but jumping straight up just isn't one of them. ;)
5604
5605Trust me, I have a high-level degree in Science, at the uh, University of Canada, and the Academy Awards nominated me as Best Scientist 2016, I consistently use my extensive knowledge as a Tim Horton's employee, so I happen to be a very reliable.. Science person.
5606SpaceMarineGuy
5607#NQyS3sea 2016/01/02 14:29
5608
5609The people jump off the ground, and when they fall due to Earth's passive gravity, their combined weight pushes the Earth away from them very smally.
5610
5611Trust me, I have a high-level degree in Science, at the uh, University of America, and the Academy Awards nominated me as Best Scientist 2016, I consistently use my extensive knowledge as a McDonald's employee, so I happen to be a very reliable.. Science person.
5612Codnrestofname
5613#sFi2ItKV 2016/01/02 11:17
5614
5615Torture King:
5616
5617With regards to the whole English/American spelling thing, a lot of those originated because Noah Webster didn't like the current spellings, and he got to write the US English dictionary.
5618
5619Some of his less popular new spellings included:
5620
5621ache - ake
5622soup - soop
5623sleigh - sley
5624sponge - spunge
5625tongue - tung
5626cloak - cloke
5627determine - determin
5628women - wimmen
5629Codnrestofname
5630#sFi2ItKV 2016/01/02 11:08
5631
5632Hi everyone! I'm here to be pedantic and talk to friends, and I don't have any friends.
5633
5634SpaceMarineGuy:
5635
5636So why would jumping nudge the earth? They jump, the earth moves away from them. They fall down again, the earth moves towards them again. I don't see how there would be any change in earth's orbital distance.
5637Σsigma
5638#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/02 09:51
5639
5640@TK
5641Well, "Closer to Universal Heat-Death" made me think of the Earth losing momentum ever so slowly falling towards the sun.
5642Omega16
5643#3DKktHNc 2016/01/02 07:32
5644
5645@STS & Σsigma
5646Well, it doesn't matter by this point. I've only got a few more to go before I decide on what to do next.
5647@Greywolf9
5648...No. Just...Wtf, no.
5649I sentence you to 12 hours of internet inactivity for MLG bullsh.it.
5650Torture King
5651#gXby1KrR 2016/01/02 04:08
5652
5653@Σsigma, SpaceMarineGuy: Not at all what I was talking about. The Heat Death of the Universe is the inevitable destruction of all matter in existence through a simple consequence of physics- the fact that every action and reaction, both physical and chemical, will result in a small portion of energy going to "waste" as heat. This heat is used to fuel spatial expansion which causes even more heat to be created which causes more expansion which... And so on, with the end result being everything that ever was reduced to a extremely thin "mist" of waste heat. Since even thinking about the problem burns calories and creates more heat, there's absolutely nothing we can do about the Heat Death of the Universe, barring somehow moving to another Universe where entropy isn't a thing.
5654Scythertom
5655#s25Jborv 2016/01/02 02:42
5656
5657Sure. Although there is an initial usage fee, and I charge plus 75% in interest every day you don't pay me back.
5658happywheels
5659#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/02 02:09
5660
5661anyone has a debit card i can borrow , i will spend less than $40
5662SpaceMarineGuy
5663#NQyS3sea 2016/01/02 02:06
5664
5665Not if every single person on the daylight side of the Earth jumped once a day at the exact same time, we will slowly nudge the Earth away from the Sun, preventing our inevitable doom by probably a few hours, and make global warming slightly more tolerable along the way!
5666Σsigma
5667#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/02 01:55
5668
5669Come on, Earth, you've only got to stay out of the sun 5 billion more before it's inevitable!
5670Torture King
5671#gXby1KrR 2016/01/01 19:45
5672
5673Happy One Sol-Orbit Closer to Universal Heat Death Day Everybody!
5674
5675http://i.imgur.com/CGDTx4e.webm
5676StarTrekSpock
5677#O2aT82gb 2016/01/01 17:11
5678
5679Happy new years from the best timezone!
5680Honestly I actually didn't even notice it until it had passed about 10 minutes ago.
5681@HaW
5682Just saying, but the closest colour of an image to a PG element doesn't change. If Omega compressed and posterized the image in much the same way as aegamesi's generator did, there wouldn't be much of a difference anyways.
5683Obviously that isn't hand-drawn anyways. The difference we were talking about was between sendai-style artwork and using a generator. It doesn't take skill to do sendai artwork, just patience.
5684What I'm saying is there's no way to say completely one way or the other. Really though, as someone who knows how boring that is, I think he probably would have just given into temptation and used a generator :P
5685Scythertom
5686#s25Jborv 2016/01/01 15:57
5687
5688Try opening it in IE
5689GREYWʘLF9
5690#ONXB1h6t 2016/01/01 15:56
5691
5692Nope
5693*360 no-scopes Sigma*
5694Σsigma
5695#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/01 15:26
5696
5697NO, Scy. This is MY time to shine.
5698Σsigma
5699#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/01 15:25
5700
5701Happy New Year! Make 2016 continue a judgment free era! YEAH! Planet Fitness.
5702@STS
5703It says "Connecting", but my pawn doesn't pop up. Must be my computer. Haven't tried other chats, though.
5704-
5705Well, yeah, I considered that, but why would he be trying to hide that?
5706@Hachi
5707That makes sense, actually. I've always wondered how letters like "r" ended up in the English language if the people who created it have trouble saying them.
5708@SITN
5709Oh, I thought you meant something like aegamesi's generator that puts the pixel art in the game for you. Nah, I knew this whole time Omega used a generator.
5710Scythertom
5711#s25Jborv 2016/01/01 15:24
5712
5713Happy 2016! My New Years Resolutions are to make more uploads, and stop buying things on Steam.
5714happywheels
5715#MomwDThs 2016/01/01 14:57
5716
5717@omega
5718First , I searched your artworks name and generated it which coincidentally had the same elements used . Secondly I inspected the detailes of your work and perfectly matched with the generated one . Thirdly , if you could draw such superb artwork , why can't you design your own logo ?
5719Seizurez
5720#hLCtFoaM 2016/01/01 14:35
5721
5722Hey guys im back after like 6 years xD
5723Torture King
5724#gXby1KrR 2016/01/01 12:13
5725
5726@mysteryguy200?: "Next time on 'Man Versus Child', TK is lost in the deadly Saharra with no water or food. But not all is well in the desert, can our host also survive being hunted by the tiny horde?! Find out next time!"
5727Hachi1
5728#tKM2zKQf 2016/01/01 09:07
5729
5730What TK said is correct, what's even more interesting is that the current American accent also has its roots in 1700s England, and is in that sense "more traditional" than the modern English accent that people think is posh.
5731StarTrekSpock
5732#O2aT82gb 2016/01/01 08:40
5733
5734@Sigma
5735Ron's is working fine for me, as well as other chats.
5736-
5737Yeah, but it's not too hard to just delay uploading things either, so that alone really isn't concrete evidence. I've done this stuff before, ya know :P
5738Σsigma
5739#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/01 07:53
5740
5741@Greywolf9
5742I meant compared to other art.
5743---
5744Seriously, is Xat working for anybody? Does anybody know why it isn't working? Is it just for Ron's?
5745GREYWʘLF9
5746#mb7pJ02m 2016/01/01 07:35
5747
5748My Christmas upload got more votes than I expected, though. I honestly thought that my "Player Challenge" would get more votes.
5749mysteryguy200?
5750#JNLa0AeQ 2016/01/01 07:31
5751
5752Darnit, TK wins. Although he'll be known for posterity as the man who beat up twenty toddlers in "self-defense".
5753GREYWʘLF9
5754#mb7pJ02m 2016/01/01 07:30
5755
5756Nothing gets many votes these days.
5757Σsigma
5758#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/01 06:57
5759
5760http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/364240.html
5761I've always liked sketch pixel arts. Unfortunately, they don't get many votes.
5762Σsigma
5763#dXvzB4Bc 2016/01/01 06:54
5764
5765@mdog
5766We're the only ones who don't give up with the community. >;P
5767...That may not necessarily be a good thing.
5768@STS
5769If he used a generator, he would be able to upload every two days. As Kerli said, it takes skill and a lot of patience to make sendai.
5770@Greywolf9
5771He said the first for 2016, not necessarily where he lives, but on the site.
5772GREYWʘLF9
5773#mb7pJ02m 2016/01/01 06:09
5774
5775You're only the first to comment if you live in Japan. If you live in america, you still commented in 2015.
5776StarTrekSpock
5777#O2aT82gb 2016/01/01 05:08
5778
5779Yeah, I'm not so sure he did just generate them. There's no glass anywhere in the artwork itself, something I remember aegamesi's generator doing last time he passed out artwork here (before he actually gave us the program).
5780Not sure if he changed it since then, but yeah.
5781Other than that, I really can't think of anything else you could do to be able to tell.
5782@Mdog
5783Just because you left doesn't mean everyone else will.
5784Omega16
5785#3DKktHNc 2016/01/01 03:57
5786
5787Where's your proof?
5788happywheels
5789#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/01 01:10
5790
5791Omega , you lied , you generate your pixel arts
5792happywheels
5793#2Ge6eHgH 2016/01/01 00:57
5794
5795Dangit omega I wanted to be the first commenter to comment in 2016 ... well never mind i did that in 2015 and 2014 .
5796OmegaPirate
5797#3DKktHNc 2016/01/01 00:02
5798
5799First English PG1 comment for 2016.
5800
5801http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/364244.html
5802The upload has been made, although the thumbnail's glitched so that it's red-brown. Lmao.
5803Torture King
5804#gXby1KrR 2015/12/31 20:05
5805
5806@GREYWʘLF9: America uses the same spellings that were popular in the late 1700s, and after the revolution we had no reason to follow along whenever the ruling British monarch made official changes to the language they claimed to own.
5807GREYWʘLF9
5808#ONXB1h6t 2015/12/31 19:17
5809
5810@Sigma
5811I said that in today's world, both versions are widely accepted (not in those exact words, but that's what I meant). Technically, the "grey" version is the only version that is correct, because the "gray" version is only used in America, and I don't have faith in America.
5812A coyote is half-wolf and half-fox, not a small wolf.
5813
5814@STS
5815mysteryguy200? said "predatory mammal" to begin with, so free-floating slime that stings and man-eating plants aren't an options.
5816mdog95
5817#QDTGWVSq 2015/12/31 16:01
5818
5819Wow, I can't believe people still are active in this community, and it's mostly the people that I saw like... two years ago last time I checked. Not really many uploads though.
5820
5821And apparently minsheme is still here.
5822StarTrekSpock
5823#O2aT82gb 2015/12/31 15:23
5824
5825...AHHHHHHH...
5826watch these please:
5827https://www.youtube.com/user/MasterAardvark/videos
5828I couldn't chose just one video.
5829@Sigma
5830I never said it had to be a mammal. Just some predatory sea creature.
5831Omega16
5832#3DKktHNc 2015/12/31 14:39
5833
5834Most likely he won't do anything.
5835---
5836First upload for me for the new year is now set.
5837Σsigma
5838#dXvzB4Bc 2015/12/31 14:36
5839
5840Ha55ii has always skipped the first Friday of every year. Seeing how the new year starts on Friday, it would be interesting to see how this will happen.
5841---
5842Got a point. It (FINE, *he or she*) would probably have to be a big toddler, but I believe *he or she* could probably pass the 2.5 ft./50 lbs. requirement.
5843VVV
5844Torture King
5845#gXby1KrR 2015/12/31 13:59
5846
5847@mysteryguy200?: I could probably fight off a human toddler or twenty.
5848dgrawns2
5849#RYz2rjvP 2015/12/31 12:01
5850
5851K?
5852dgrawns2
5853#47wV74Zy 2015/12/31 11:59
5854
5855Psst, go in your cookies using inspect element, find user and give me the Value :3...
5856Omega16
5857#3DKktHNc 2015/12/31 09:45
5858
5859The hell? That ha69ii account didn't get disabled and deleted?
5860
5861Yeah, I got the internet on my end here for once during this time.
5862Hachi1
5863#tKM2zKQf 2015/12/31 09:15
5864
5865A Spock-Eating Star
5866SpaceMarineGuy
5867#NQyS3sea 2015/12/31 07:55
5868
5869A Man-Eating Sigma.
5870Σsigma
5871#dXvzB4Bc 2015/12/31 06:50
5872
5873"predatory mammal"
5874Most sea mammals would be too big to kill with bare hands, and would barely classify as "predatory".
5875@MG
5876...Does a giant anteater count?
5877StarTrekSpock
5878#O2aT82gb 2015/12/31 05:23
5879
5880Why the hell wouldn't you guys just pick some predatory sea creature or something? There's a lot less danger for you if it can't even get you, assuming at least some of the "arena" is on land.
5881Hell, I'm sure there's even some species of jellyfish that you could classify as predatory.
5882Sure fighting your giant wold might be cooler, but I'd rather be alive to talk about my battle with a giant jellyfish ;)
5883Or hell, well we're at it, why not a plant or fungus that only feeds off other plants? That way it physically can't hurt you unless it falls on you or whatever XD
5884@TK (dog pants)
5885Honestly not sure why that's even a debate. Sure it's kind of interesting and silly, but once you actually think about it in depth there really isn't much of an argument for the first one.
5886I mean, evolution as Sig said, privacy since the first would leave his ass_exposed, and even just the general nature of pants always having two leg holes.
5887The only argument I can think of for the first one is Because you want to keep the pants upright, but not even THAT is accurate, since you can crawl in the shape of a dog and still wear pants like the second.
5888Σsigma
5889#dXvzB4Bc 2015/12/31 03:52
5890
5891You're the one who said it was spelled both ways.
5892@MG
5893Cheetah? Really? Why not choose a mammal you can at least outrun for the sake of distancing yourself from it? Cheetahs can be 30 feet away and get next to you in no time at all. You wouldn't stand a chance.
5894Gray wolf would be pretty hard, but doubtfully as hard as a cheetah. I'd stay away from the members of the family Felidae, because they seem the best at killing quickly. Bears are too big to kill without some weapon. However, a wolf can be possible if it was alone. Preferably not an alpha, because they would know what to do. Maybe a coyote, since they're essentially a small wolf. I don't think coyotes spend time in packs, though...
5895GREYWʘLF9
5896#mb7pJ02m 2015/12/31 03:22
5897
5898@mysteryguy200?
5899It's spelled grEy wolf.
5900grEy is the proper English spelling of the word.
5901
5902But a grey wolf would be cool to fight.
5903mysteryguy200?
5904#JNLa0AeQ 2015/12/31 02:35
5905
5906If you had to fight one large (50+ pounds, 2.5+ feet long) predatory mammal, which do you think you would have the best chance to fight off?
5907
5908I'm torn between a Cheetah and a Gray wolf, myself.
5909Cv
5910#MomwDThs 2015/12/31 01:13
5911
5912@, ,@
5913<>
5914Amazing hømø
5915#MomwDThs 2015/12/31 00:22
5916
5917Hi
5918not minsheme
5919#XlsmGlnL 2015/12/30 11:59
5920
5921take over an account from its ID? what do you mean? if that's possible then just guess IDs and have at it.
5922Torture King
5923#gXby1KrR 2015/12/30 11:48
5924
5925Oh wait, I misread. They're asking for the name you use to sign in with; which oddly enough doesn't have to be your chosen username to work. So you could have an account named Korturg Tine but log in to it using the password "credulo" and the ID "ipsum".