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21**SCP-3309:** Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away
22**Authors:** [[*user PhamtomGuy]] and [[*user FloppyPhoenix]] ([[[floppyphoenix|Author Page]]])
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24Based on [[[operation-overmeta|the Pataphysics Department]]] by [[*user Rimple]]
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29++++ NOTICE FROM THE PATAPHYSICS DEPARTMENT
30
31The file you are about to read, 'SCP-3309,' describes an unpredictable narrativic anomaly intersecting with multiple subnarrative layers. Narrativic inoculation is required, as this document contains several embedded narrativohazards. Personnel not inoculated against such anomalies may undergo a narrative paraphrasing event. Are you sure you wish to proceed?
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35= ##red|**Narrativic inoculation disseminated.**##
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37[[div style="display:inline-block; border:dashed 1px #444444; background:#ffffff; float:center; width:96.5%; padding:5px;"]]
38[[==]]
39= //Sometimes we don't fade until it's too late.//
40
41= //Until we've withered, withered, down to the bone. And at the end, there's nothing left to fade. It's forgotten. Memories, hopes, dreams, we're forgotten. How do we know that people can even have these memories, these hopes, these dreams? How can we be forgotten if there was nothing there in the first place? We fade from the minds of others, but not from our own. We live with it until we can't live any longer. Until we forget that there was ever any way we could live in peace. And then, that's when we fade away.//
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43= //Fade, fade away.//
44[[/==]]
45[[/div]]
46
47= **##blue|Inoculation complete. You may proceed.##**
48----
49[[table style="border: none; width: 100%;"]]
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51[[cell]]
52[[size 125%]]**Item Number:** SCP-3309[[/size]]
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54[[cell style="text-align: right;"]]
55[[size 125%]]**Level 3/3309**[[/size]]
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58[[row]]
59[[cell]]
60[[size 125%]]**Object Class:** Thaumiel (Formerly Keter)[[/size]]
61[[/cell]]
62[[cell style="text-align: right;"]]
63[[size 125%]]**Classified**[[/size]]
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69----
70**Special Containment Procedures:** All documentation regarding anomalies affected by SCP-3309 is to be preserved in a rewritten format and kept within the RAISA archive database. Following the containment of an instance, all personnel assigned to the affected item must undergo amnestic treatment and transfer to unrelated projects.
71
72**Description:** SCP-3309 is a phenomenon in which catalogued anomalies spontaneously disappear. Items affected by SCP-3309 have included anomalous objects, entities, locations, and conceptual structures. Anomalies affected by this phenomenon do not appear to be directly related; SCP-3309 activity is indicated by a note (designated SCP-3309-1) of unknown origin.
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7448 hours before the disappearance of an anomaly, SCP-3309-1 will appear appended to the end of the object's document. Documents undergoing SCP-3309 become wiped from all known file systems, including Protected Site-01 and RAISA archives. After this, the anomaly itself becomes effectively neutralized, or otherwise disappears entirely. The contents of SCP-3309-1 are as follows:
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76> //If you are not the author and you want to rewrite this article, you may reply to this post asking for the opportunity to do so. Please obtain permission from the author.//
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78SCP-3309 affects back-ups created for disappearing documents. SCP-3309 also affects documents of anomalous items coming into contact with SCP-3309—approximately 71% of disappearing documents are connected to other non-affected anomalies. This leads to a weakening in the Foundation's anomaly containment network, potentially escalating to an ADK-Class Full Anomalous Destabilization scenario.
79
80**Addendum 3309.1:**
81[[collapsible show="► TS/3309/EYES ONLY — ETHICS COMMITTEE TRIBUNAL" hide="Your coming was foretold in the stones. The long circle is nearly complete."]]
82Since its prime emergence, SCP-3309 has affected an average of forty anomalies per month. Researchers assigned to SCP-3309 have identified an emerging pattern and developed the following list of criteria:
83
84* Affected objects are documented as being contained with excessive containment procedures (such as chambers constructed from heavy-duty titanium alloy). This indicates either a misunderstanding of the anomaly's nature or an unprofessional level of care taken to contain it.
85* The object itself is powerful enough to threaten a K-class end-of-the-world scenario. Documentation fails to outline the true consequences of this anomaly and containment procedures typically align with that of the first criteria.
86* The object's documentation, which includes any written supplements, is poorly written, improperly formatted, and filled with grammar and logic errors.
87
88Based on these new observations, PROJECT: TAPERED SPEAR has been proposed. TAPERED SPEAR outlines the adaptation of the aforementioned criteria for use against dangerous anomalies in an attempt to neutralize them. As this contravenes the mission of the Foundation, the execution of TAPERED SPEAR has been contested by an Ethics Committee special tribunal. The results of this tribunal are as follows:
89
90> **PROJECT: TAPERED SPEAR** — Tribunal Results
91>
92> **For: ##green|21##**
93> **Against: ##red|20##**
94> **Abstain: ##orange|2##**
95>
96> **Outcome:** PROJECT: TAPERED SPEAR has been authorized. SCP-3309 is pending Thaumiel reclassification.
97[[/collapsible]]
98
99**Addendum 3309.2:**
100[[collapsible show="► TS/3309/EYES ONLY — DOCUMENT TAPERED SPEAR" hide="The king of jewels has been made a pawn."]]
101Preliminary testing of SCP-3309 to determine the suitability of a Thaumiel reclassification has officially commenced. Attached is a preliminary testing log, the results of which will determine a final decision.
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103[[div style="display: inline-block; border:dashed 1px #999999; background:#F5F5F5; float:center; width:84%; padding:1px 15px; margin: 10px 10px 10px 40px"]]
104**__Proposal excerpt__**
105
106**Proposal of SCP-3309 use:** Use SCP-3309 to neutralize [[[SCP-4463]]], a complex water-based spatial anomaly capable of flooding North America within 50 years.
107
108**Description:** SCP-4463 is a water-based anomaly affecting parts of the Chihuahuan desert in the state of Arizona. SCP-4463 describes the slow transformation of a large area of desert into an equivalent area of wetlands.
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110Since 1990, desertification of southeastern Arizona began to occur at a rate of roughly 2 km^^2^^ per month. This desertification increased at a rate of 0.5% per year until 2008, when approximately 1,200 km^^2^^ of previously arable land had been rendered incapable of bearing healthy vegetation. At this point, the government of Arizona considered this phenomenon an ecological disaster and enacted plans to attempt to reverse the spread of desertification. This occurred as a response to the mass protest by members of the Pascua Yaqui Tribe in the nearby Tucson region beginning in November of 2006.
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112In August of 2008, approximately 60% of desiccated topsoil per square meter began to transform into water by an unknown anomalous effect. By 2017, 45% of the previously desertified area had been transformed into wetlands, which prevented any native animal or human development in this territory.
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114**Actions taken:** SCP-4463's file was updated to contain heavy grammatical errors and major inconsistencies with the related functions of the anomaly. Multiple fabricated addenda and an unrelated image depicting a large ocean wave were also added.
115
116**Result:** SCP-4463 was completely erased from all Foundation databases within 48 hours by SCP-3309. After further research and an observation into the former location of SCP-4463, it was determined that the threat posed by SCP-4463 had been neutralized, and the area had become desertified once more.
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119After continued debate and preliminary testing involving 19 different anomalies, SCP-3309 has passed the second stage of voting among the Ethics Committee special tribunal. SCP-3309 has been reclassified as Thaumiel and authorized for use in TAPERED SPEAR. The first round of post-reclassification research involving 49 anomalies is underway.
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122**Researcher Note:** I don't understand how one round of testing can burden a man with so much stress. I think I even saw my first grey hair this morning, or an entire patch of grey hairs? No, surely that's unnatural? I don't //feel// natural right now. I don't feel alright. But so early on in my tenure?
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124Fading to dust, what does that feel like? Would it burden my senses in the same way an illness might? Or might it leave me numb? I think, if I was to go out, I would want to continue to feel, even into my final moment. To know that I'm still here, as everything else fades away.
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126I'm not alright.
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128I've locked myself in my office. I'm going numb. This isn't what I would have wanted. But the end doesn't care about one man's wants and needs, does it? There is nothing, nothing.
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130Did we ever find out where those neutralized anomalies went? Surely it can't be so easy, to do what we did, to feel justice without any repercussions. That's unlike us. But it feels like everyone, everyone except me, forgot what happened to those anomalies. Is it that simple? Have we simply forgotten?
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132I don't want to be forgotten.
133[[>]]
134— Researcher Adamo Smalls
135[[/>]]
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138
139**Addendum 3309.3:**
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141[[collapsible show="His heart is a crater, and we have filled it." hide=" " hideLocation="bottom"]]
142> Researcher Smalls did not show up during the latter parts of our testing this evening. He no longer appears on any of our itineraries and his name has been expunged from my project files. If there has been an immediate project alteration or a change in schedule that I was not informed of, please notify me __immediately__.
143>
144> — Researcher John Calzaroli
145
146> Researcher Calzaroli, are you alright? Yes, there was indeed a 3-hour schedule change, but a "Researcher Smalls" has never been involved with this project. Further, I assure you that someone named Researcher Smalls does not work with us. Please, John, take a break, the stress must be getting to you. Testing has been absolutely rigorous these past few weeks. I feel it, too.
147>
148> — Researcher Robert Woods
149
150> I'm sorry, you're mistaken. You //must// know the man. He's the most exceptional memeticist we have.
151>
152> But, if you truly claim that there is no Researcher Smalls, well, there must be something more to this. SCP-3309 erases anomalies and the files associated with them. We haven't discussed where exactly these anomalies //go//, and I'm sure we've all had our questions. As far as I can remember, Smalls was assigned to investigate SCP-4463 when it was first discovered.
153>
154> Are we sure personnel aren't also being deleted?
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156> — [DELETED]
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158> What the hell?
159>
160> — Researcher Robert Woods
161
162> **[FROM: ACCOUNT DELETED]:**
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372<p>Hello? What happened?</p>
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396<span class="printuser avatarhover"><a target="_blank" href=http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/researchersmalls><img class="small" src="http://d2qhngyckgiutd.cloudfront.net/default_avatar" alt="ResearcherSmalls" style="background-image:url(http://www.wikidot.com/userkarma.php?u=354957&onlyKarma=true)"></a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/researchersmalls">Researcher Smalls</a></span> 9 April 2020, 9:47
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400<p>Wait, where's the Site? What did this? Is 3309 causing this? </p>
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425<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.scp-wiki.net/guide-for-newbies">I strongly urge that you read the guide before posting here.</a> Roleplaying is not allowed in the forums.</p>
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451<p>What happened to me?</p>
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473Way too meta.
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481<p> Hmm.</p>
482<p>This has potential, but I feel like this is just WAY too meta. Meta articles are too played out these days. No vote for me.</p>
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510<p>Beginning deletion vote at [the realization that your loved ones will forget you].</p>
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540<p>Hold on. This entire place, if it is a place, is devoid of, well. Stuff. Things. There's nothing here. Something has gone horribly wrong.</p>
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542<p>Let me go back.</p>
543
544<p>My name is Adamo Smalls. I was born on August 21st, 1988 to Katherine and Charles Smalls in Portland, Oregon. I studied at the University of Oregon and have an MA in Information Science. I started working for the Foundation in late 2010 as a memeticist. I have a cognitive resistance value in the 99th percentile.</p>
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546<p>Uh. I was on a long-term assignment at Site-82 to research SCP-3309 and... that's it? No... 3309 is a strong memetic construct associated with a few internal Foundation parameters. It neutralized anomalies and the articles we wrote in an attempt to explain them. It kept up the Veil, but we were so stupid to think we could play with the universe like that. It's not our right.</p>
547
548<p>But surely the universe plays with us every day? No, why separate us from the world around us? We are that world. And we played ourselves.</p>
549
550<p>Okay. I don't exactly recall what happened, as my memetic retainment is still not high enough to let me truly comprehend this construct. But 3309 started erasing things. Systemically. It erased personnel, then entire task forces. Sites. Places around sites. Sections of the damn Foundation. All gone. The conceptual constructs that permeate to even allow us to make things like the Foundation. The concept of an organization? Wiped. Didn't exist. This continued until there was nothing, and I felt myself go away along with it all. Everything was different, after that night. When I was alone. But now I'm truly alone. In here...</p>
551
552<p>Here? <a target="_blank" href="http://www.scp-wiki.net/sandrewswann-s-proposal">This is hell.</a></p>
553
554<p>Or... or maybe that's not what happened. Maybe I made it up. I must've. No...</p>
555
556<p>...Am  one of the erased personnel?</p>
557
558<p>If... If I'm forgotten like them, then what does that mean? What does any of this mean? Oh God, I don't want to be forgotten.</p>
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652➤ **Main Article**
653* [#Class Classification]
654* [#SCP Containment]
655* [#Description Description]
656
657➤ **Addenda**
658* [#Add1 Discovery]
659* [#Add2 Interview #1]
660* [#Add3 Deliberations]
661* [#Add4 Complaint]
662* [#Add5 Disinformation]
663* [#Add6 Sept. Debate]
664* [#Add7 Television Ads]
665* [#Add8 GOC Inquiries]
666* [#Add9 Election Night]
667* [#Add10 Unidentified Call]
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682[[include component:image-block name=bushvgore.jpg|align=center|width=700px|caption=SCP-4444 (left) and Foundation doctor Jack Bright (right).]]
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686[[include component:image-block name=location.png|align=right|width=30%|caption=Carthage, TN, USA.]]
687
688[[# SCP]]
689**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-4444 is contained under the protocols established by the Foundation Classification Committee upon the introduction of the Ticonderoga object class. This class, created specifically for SCP-4444, establishes rules and procedures for managing the ongoing containment of entities that are either too powerful or too evasive for the Foundation to contain using available technologies, but due to their nature do not require any sort of extensive containment procedures.
690
691The protocols established by the Ticonderoga-class are as follows:
692
693* SCP-4444 is to be under constant, discreet supervision - including while in its own home.
694* Neither Foundation or UIU personnel are to attempt to apprehend SCP-4444, as doing so has proven only to aggravate its anomalous characteristics.
695* Both the Foundation and the UIU are to have a staff of trained crisis negotiators on-site in order to facilitate discussions with SCP-4444, should it become aggravated. Due to SCP-4444's demeanor, this has proven an effective strategy in negotiating resolutions to anomalous outbursts.
696* Neither the Foundation nor the UIU are to attempt to remove SCP-4444 from the head of former United States Vice President Al Gore. Doing so has only proven to aggravate the entity, resulting in near-breaches of containment.
697* Al Gore's public appearances are to be limited - with his agreement, in order to prevent possible exposure of SCP-4444's anomalous abilities.
698
699After a 9-2 Classification Committee vote, it was resolved that the Ticonderoga-class[[footnote]]Named in part due to the original native meaning of the word, "between two rivers", as Ticonderoga-class objects and entities are understood to be between "contained" and "uncontained".[[/footnote]] be established for use in monitoring SCP-4444's actions. Due to the protocols of the Ticonderoga-class, SCP-4444 can be quickly moved to a different object class, without the need for a Classification Committee vote, should it begin to show signs of disruptive anomalous activity. So far, this has not proven necessary.
700
701As part of an agreement with the United States government, SCP-4444 is to be jointly monitored by available Foundation assets, some of whom are to make up its personal security detachment, along with agents from the UIU. Beyond this observation and further auxiliary research, no other containment procedures are required by current Ticonderoga-class protocols.
702
703Access to this file will be made available to both Foundation and UIU personnel with appropriate clearances.
704[[include component:image-block name=AlGore.png|width=250px|caption=SCP-4444.]]
705[[# Description]]
706**Description:** SCP-4444 is an incorporeal extra-dimensional entity that has been cohabitating the body of former United States Vice President Albert Arnold Gore Jr., presumably since late 1998. The entity is invisible to the naked eye, but appears under infrared as a long, slender, translucent, hexagonal pyramid with six triangular vents[[footnote]]When exposed to solar radiation, SCP-4444 emits a considerable amount of carbon dioxide, methane, and nitrous oxide through these six vents.[[/footnote]], one at the top of each of its six faces, emerging from the upper back of Vice President Gore's head. The entity is inscribed with numerous glyphs written in an alien language, many of which glow when it is coopting the voice of Vice President Gore.
707
708SCP-4444 is capable of altering the dimensionality of Vice President Gore, allowing him to become incorporeal in order to evade or escape containment. When doing this, SCP-4444 begins to glow brightly under infrared, and both itself and the Vice President become capable of walking through any and all physical barriers. Foundation engineers have not yet discovered the technology capable of restraining SCP-4444, making it impossible to maintain containment of the entity. Beyond this, SCP-4444 appears to have a number of other anomalous abilities[[footnote]]SCP-4444’s abilities appear limited to living entities, and only those within line-of-sight of SCP-4444. Outside of this range, the abilities lessen until the subject has returned to normal.[[/footnote]], making it a consistent threat to informational awareness breach. Despite this, since the end of the 2000 United States Presidential race, SCP-4444 has expressed none of these anomalous abilities.
709
710SCP-4444 refers to itself as part of a massive collective of similar entities. It responds to the name "Garber Gore" and can speak by coopting the voice of Vice President Gore, though its speech patterns are unusual and typically difficult to parse, likely due to the translation barrier between SCP-4444's native means of communication and Vice President Gore's brain.
711
712SCP-4444's stated intention for arriving on Earth was as a reconnaissance mission for its collective, a group of similar extradimensional conical entities who travel across the universe searching for new sentient beings to cohabitate with. By SCP-4444's own admission, the result of this cohabitation usually results in the destruction of the host planet, typically due to greenhouse failure, as SCP-4444 (and, presumably, other instances like it) produces an unusually high amount of greenhouse gases when directly exposed to solar radiation.
713
714SCP-4444 has also admitted that its population would not travel to Earth unless it had cohabitated the mind of the most powerful entity on the planet, in order to assure that the arrival of the other extradimensional beings would not be impeded by whatever power that entity represented. When SCP-4444 arrived in late 1998, it mistakenly believed that person was Vice President Al Gore[[footnote]]According to SCP-4444, the mistake appears to have been a language error - the entity mistakenly believed that the word "Vice" in some way implied superiority.[[/footnote]]. Realizing its mistake too late and being unable to remove itself from the Vice President's head, SCP-4444 then set upon its goal of being elected to the United States' highest office.
715[[# Add1]]
716**Addendum 4444.1:** Discovery
717
718SCP-4444 was discovered by two agents of the Unusual Incidents Unit, both of whom were assigned to President Bill Clinton's secret service at the time. The agents, codenamed "Ringwald" and "Porterhouse", were listening in to the following phone conversation held between President Clinton and Joe Andrew, who was at the time the chair of the Democratic National Committee.
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730[BEGIN LOG]
731
732**Clinton:** This is the President.
733
734**Andrew:** Bill, it's Joe.
735
736**Clinton:** (//Interrupting//) Joe! Hey man, how've you been? We were just talking about you the other day, you know we've got that dinner coming up and-
737
738**Andrew:** (//Interrupting//) Yeah yeah, I know Bill, but look. We've got something weird going on. I thought I'd talk to you first.
739
740**Clinton:** What's that?
741
742**Andrew:** I just got off the phone with the Vice President, and he told me that he's going to be running in 2000.
743
744**Clinton:** Is that right? Hell yeah, good for Al. He'll be great.
745
746**Andrew:** Yeah, see, that's the thing Bill. He starts talking about how he's got some sort of... I don't know what he said, like some sort of extra-terrestrial living in his brain, and how-
747
748**Clinton:** Extra-terrestrial? You mean like the E.T.?
749
750**Andrew:** Precisely sir. He starts talking about how this alien in his noggin wants to run for president so it can sodomize the world, or some such nonsense. He was really off his rocker.
751
752**Clinton:** I mean, (//laughs//) you know Al, he's gotten into some stuff before. Might've just been a bit of the reefer, or-
753
754**Andrew:** No no, see, I thought that too. I called Daniels, his security chief. Says he's been sitting in his office all night, trying on hats. Hasn't touched anything - no reefer, not a drop of booze. He said he's walked in on him a few times, talking to himself. It's the most bizarre thing.
755
756**Clinton:** Hmmmm. You know Joe, it might just be the stress getting to him. There were a couple nights early on where I would just start seeing Mickey Mantle sitting in my closet, and I'd have these big long conversations with them. Ask Hillary, she could hear them from the next room! It's just the stress Joe, nothing to worry-
757
758**Andrew:** That's not all, sir. Daniels said he had the door closed earlier, and he just walked through the door like it wasn't there. Walked straight over to the fridge and stuck his hand through it like some sort of apparition or something, and pulled a can of Coke out like it was a ghostly beverage. He's got his whole team spooked right now, Bill. We've got that state dinner coming up, and I'll be honest I don't know if we can take him out like this.
759
760**Clinton:** Yeah, that's... hmm. That's probably not the reefer, then.
761
762[END LOG]
763[[/div]]
764
765In the wake of this initial incident, Agents Ringwald and Porterhouse alerted operatives at UIU central, who moved in to contain the Vice President and ascertain the nature of his anomaly. Unfortunately, due to that anomaly, the Vice President could not be restrained, and insisted he was fine. When it became apparent that the anomaly was outside of the UIU's ability to control, assets within that organization reached out to the Foundation.
766
767Once the Foundation discovered that SCP-4444 was outside of their ability to contain as well, alternate containment protocols were discussed.
768[[# Add2]]
769**Addendum 4444.2:** Interview
770
771//The following interview was conducted between Site Director Alex Mabel, Site-14, FBI Associate Director of Special Units Adam Spironi, and Vice President Al Gore (SCP-4444).//
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779
780**Mabel:** Alright, let's begin. SCP-4444, you have-
781
782**Spironi:** It's Mr. Gore for Chrissake, he's still the goddamn Vice President of the-
783
784**SCP-4444:** Now Adam, please, it's all right. Let's let the gentleman talk and see what he has to say.
785
786**Mabel:** Thanks. Mr. Gore, as you well know we've recently been following your actions and have noted some peculiar changes in your behaviour.
787
788**SCP-4444:** Hmm. Well, I can't imagine what those might be. I still put my pants on like the other guys, one leg at a time.
789
790**Mabel:** Yeah, see, you actually seemed to phase into your pants the other day.
791
792**Spironi:** (//Rolls eyes//) They think you’re like some kind of spook or phantom, Mr. Vice President. Are you a spook or a phantom?
793
794**SCP-4444:** Well golly, I mean, I don't think so. I don't think I've partaken in any hauntings as of late, at least none that I remember.
795
796//Spironi and SCP-4444 laugh.//
797
798**Mabel:** Mr. Gore, we did a routine scan of your home using thermal and infrared cameras to see if we could detect any unusual activity, and it seems that you have a meter long incorporeal spike coming out of the back of your head.
799
800**SCP-4444:** Now that's silly, look- (//pats the back of his head//) don't you think I'd notice some sort of long implement protruding from back there?
801
802**Spironi:** Of course sir, definitely sir, it's just that-
803
804**Mabel:** You haven't had any strange dreams recently, have you sir? Or maybe some kind of unusual cravings?
805
806**SCP-4444:** Well, now that you think of it, I did have a dream the other night about some food I had a while back. I don't get many food dreams, you know.
807
808**Spironi:** There, see? Just a food dream, he's not-
809
810**Mabel:** Mr. Gore, you wouldn't be harboring any alien intelligences, would you?
811
812//Vice President Gore pauses and furrows his brow. He opens his mouth to speak.//
813
814**SCP-4444:** (//Indistinct garbling//)
815
816**Spironi:** Excuse me?
817
818**Mabel:** Hang on- say that again, sir?
819
820**SCP-4444:** (//Opens mouth again, and the sound of a radio being tuned is audible//)
821
822**Spironi:** What in the name of Mary is this.
823
824**Mabel:** Hello? Is there anyone else in there?
825
826//Tuning sound is present for a short while longer, until Vice President Gore's voice is audible again.//
827
828**SCP-4444:** Wonder nuts. Name of Garber Gore. Presented?
829
830**Spironi:** Huh?
831
832**Mabel:** Hello there, my name is Director Mabel, and we-
833
834**SCP-4444:** Well hang on now Garber, I haven't done proper introductions yet.
835
836**SCP-4444:** Nefariousness! Falacy uptake the nonsense. Garber Gore accounted. Identification whereon the other?
837
838**Mabel:** I think he wants your name, Spironi.
839
840**Spironi:** I, uh, I'm Adam Spironi.
841
842**SCP-4444:** (//Sighs//) Well boys, I suppose the ole cat is out of the bag. Seems like I've got an unintended traveler through this thing called life. This is Garber, last name Gore. He's taken up residence in the ole dome here, see.
843
844**Mabel:** When did you first encounter this being?
845
846**SCP-4444:** Incandescence! Illustriousness! Indeterminable!
847
848**SCP-4444:** Well, let's see. It was just a few nights ago, I believe. I had just turned in for the night when I heard someone talking in my room. I turned the light on, you know, and Tipper wasn't there but I still kept hearing this voice. Turns out it was my buddy Garber here, tuning in to my brain.
849
850**Spironi:** Is it making you talk like that?
851
852**SCP-4444:** I think ole Garber doesn't really see things like you and me. He just sort of gets his meaning across and it sounds all funny. He's a real funny dude. Very peculiar.
853
854**Spironi:** Yeah, seems like it.
855
856**Mabel:** Mr. Vice President, do you believe you’re experiencing any changes in thought, or mood? Any sort of psychological or emotional shifts at all?
857
858**SCP-4444:** You know, I think maybe? Ever since Garber set up shop here in my head, there’s definitely a union going on there. Sometimes it’s hard to tell where the line between Al and Garber is, you know? We’re like best friends, lifelong pals. (//Laughs//) It’s sort of funny, you know, I hadn’t actually considered running or anything. But Garber is very persuasive.
859
860**Mabel:** Garber, what is your purpose for being here on Earth?
861
862**SCP-4444:** Mindthink the sustenance of Garber! Salacious desire undertaking encouragement. Downsize the conquest. Strongest most strong. Garber Gore presented misunderstanding. Strongest misunderstanding "Vice" unequated. Goofy unnecessarity for implementation Garber Gore on the think-stem. Improvement situational by majority gathering selectors the vote. Garber Gore succeed presidential, encouragement arrival the greater Garber.
863
864**Spironi:** What the fuck does any of that mean.
865
866**SCP-4444:** Well, I think ole Garber here is trying to say he had a bit of a mix up. He got confused, you see - he wanted to drop himself in the noggin of the most powerful man on the planet and got me and Bill mixed up. I told him I was flattered, you know, but that he really had the wrong man. I don't think Garber can just pop on out of my brain here though, so he's decided- that is to say, we’ve decided- that we're going to run for president in 2000.
867
868**SCP-4444:** Incongruous.
869
870**Mabel:** Unfortunately, that won't be possible. We're going to need to bring you in to our facility for additional observation, Mr. Gore, and-
871
872**Spironi:** Well now hang on there Alex, this man is the sitting Vice President of the United States. You can't just whisk him away to one of your doo-diddle sites somewhere for probing of the rectum or whatever sort of homo shit you get into there.
873
874**Mabel:** Spironi, he's got an alien spike embedded in the back of his skull.
875
876**Spironi:** And he's needed for //important government work//. It's just unworkable.
877
878**Mabel:** He's the //Vice// President, Spironi. Give me a break.
879
880**Spironi:** (//Pauses//) Alright, well, fair, but-
881
882**SCP-4444:** I'm sorry to interrupt here gentlemen, but unfortunately there's really no way about it. Garber and I will run in 2000, and there's not much you can do to slow me down. Garber here doesn't seem to operate fully in the three dimensions you and I know, so anytime he wants we can just float right on out of here like some sort of ghostly balloon. I wouldn’t tempt him, either - I can tell he’s got a real itchy trigger finger in there.
883
884**Mabel:** You know we can't allow that.
885
886**SCP-4444:** Well, then I guess you better scoot on out of here get to thinking, because ole Al is fixing to roll on up to the big chair.
887
888**Spironi:** Well shit.
889
890[END LOG]
891[[/div]]
892[[# Add3]]
893**Addendum 4444.3:** Joint Foundation/UIU Deliberations
894
895//The following is a transcript of a meeting at the Pentagon between several high-ranking members of the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s UIU, as well as members of the Foundation's regional leadership. The meeting was called due to the high threat SCP-4444 or its anomalous properties would be discovered by the public.//
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904**In Attendance:**
905
906* U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation Director Louis J. Freeh
907* U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Projects Manager Dr. Ophelia Clark
908* U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation Unusual Incidents Unit Director Winston Bishop
909* U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation Unusual Incidents Unit Assistant Director Howard Dean
910* U.S. Army General James Roland
911* SCP Foundation Regional Director Dr. Sophia Light
912* SCP Foundation Director of Personnel Jack Bright
913* SCP Foundation Assistant Director of Public Awareness Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian
914* SCP Foundation Director of Occult Technologies Dr. Kain Pathos Crow
915* SCP Foundation Acting Director of Occult Studies Alto Clef
916
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918
919**[SCP] Director Light:** Let's get started. Director Freeh, thank you for joining us.
920
921**[FBI] Director Freeh:** A pleasure. We just want to get this resolved as quickly as possible.
922
923**[SCP] Director Light:** As do we. Now - as you all may know, we spent some time at Vice President Gore's home this last week, trying to work out the details of how we might get him out of the situation he's in. I'll uh- refer to my Director of Occult Technologies about the progress we made there.
924
925**[SCP] Director Crow:** Yes, wonderful, thank you Director. We've been looking into-
926
927**[FBI] Clark:** That is a talking dog.
928
929**[SCP] Director Crow:** Quite! Now, as I was saying. We've been looking into the entity that has affixed itself to the back of the Vice President's head, and I'll say - it is a cheeky bastard. These sort of incorporeals always are - Agent Clef can second me on this matter.
930
931//Silence.//
932
933**[SCP] Clef:** Oh, what, me?
934
935**[SCP] Director Crow:** Yes yes, of course you Alto. Do us the service of telling us what your team has learned about this entity.
936
937**[SCP] Clef:** Alright, well, uh- (//rifles through a folder full of paperwork//) it's a motherfucker, that's for sure. Impossible to interact with physically due to its structure, which exists within many parallel dimensions simultaneously, that we can tell. It doesn't interact with the world like we do - we don't think it can see - it's just got those those vent things on the outside of it and no way we can tell of perceiving a three dimensional world. Hell, even those are probably just for, uh, just for decoration, or something.
938
939**[FBI] Asst. Director Dean:** For... decoration?
940
941**[SCP] Clef:** Yeah man, it's fucked. So we did some looking at the Vice President's brain, and suffice to say that it's really all sorts of messed up back there where the entity comes into contact with it. It's not his brain that's a problem really, just the sort of space inside his head is all akimbo. (//Pauses//) I mean, he's fine. Like, he's still all there. His personality hasn't changed too bad or anything - he's just got an alien living in there too.
942
943**[SCP] Director Crow:** Indeed! So, my team has been developing some technology that we might use to yank that screw right out of the Vice President's head. This, uh, let me see here- (//fumbles with a projector remote//) -yes, wonderful, okay. This is an Incorporeal Entity Vacuum Chamber, you see, sort of a new design for us. We've had some good luck with containing all sorts of incorporeal entities in this bad boy, including a number of ghouls and what-have-you. It is a promising technology.
944
945**[SCP] Clef:** The downside is that, when you put things that aren't ghosts in there, they explode.
946
947(//Uncertain murmuring.//)
948
949**[SCP] Director Crow:** Yes, well, when you put it //that// way Alto, there are still considerations to be had there.
950
951**[FBI] Director Bishop:** Look, we're not interested in blowing up the Vice President. If we wanted to do that, we'd just do it. Do we know anything about this creature's intentions? What does it want?
952
953**[SCP] Asst. Director Cimmerian:** Yes, actually. In our dealings with the Vice President and with the SCP-4444 entity, we've determined that it intends to run for the office of President of the United States.
954
955**[USA] General Roland:** My god, this is it, isn’t it? It's the invasion. //It's the invasion, I knew it.// We've been preparing for this for years.
956
957**[SCP] Asst. Director Cimmerian:** I- hmm. No, not necessarily the way you're probably imagining. The entity claims to be part of a swarm of similar extradimensional entities, some greater collective, that go from planet to planet, using the thoughts of the populace as food, and then leaving once the greenhouse gases they produce hotbox the planet.
958
959**[FBI] Director Freeh:** So why aren't they just doing that?
960
961**[SCP] Director Light:** These entities don’t appear to understand the extent of their abilities, or even that they’re incorporeal, so much of what we could consider their “culture” is based on a misunderstanding that they are somehow weaker than corporeal beings because they don’t properly differentiate between the two. The entity has made it clear that they don't want to arrive on a planet until they've got one of their own positioned into the most powerful single creature on that planet, because otherwise that entity and the native inhabitants of the planet could annihilate them. Maybe this has happened to them at some point in the past. Regardless, we currently believe they think that person is President Clinton.
962
963**[FBI] Director Bishop:** But that position is about to be open.
964
965**[SCP] Director Light:** Precisely. We're going to continue to let Dr. Crow and his team work on finding a way to remove that thing from the Vice President's skull, but in the meantime our best bet might just be to support his opposition in the upcoming election. We think if we can make Vice President Gore unelectable, then the entities may just pass over us, thinking we’re too dangerous of a threat, and our nail in Mr. Gore's head might leave on its own.
966
967**[USA] General Roland:** Good lord - you're talking about undermining the very essence of American democracy! That's //unspeakable//.
968
969**[SCP] Clef:** If you think this is the first time we've fucked with your elections, I've got some bad news for you there bub.
970
971**[FBI] Director Bishop:** So why not just rig the election? You seem to have the resources necessary to do so - why not just declare someone else the winner?
972
973**[SCP] Director Light:** That’s nice of you to think so, but the fact is that rigging an election on this scale without somebody finding out and alerting the press is an unacceptable risk. There are too many moving parts, even if we only targeted a few swing states. As dangerous as leaving the SCP-4444 entity uncontained is, trying to swing the election in favor of another candidate through brute force might reveal us entirely. We have resources, but we’re not omnipotent.
974
975**[SCP] Asst. Director Cimmerian:** We'll need to be put in contact with Governor Bush's campaign, but we can start rolling out disinformation before the end of the week.
976
977//Silence.//
978
979**[SCP] Asst. Director Cimmerian:** Is something wrong?
980
981**[FBI] Director Freeh:** I imagine it hasn't hit the papers just yet. Governor Bush was shot last night. He was hunting and caught a stray bullet right above the ear. The swelling put pressure on his brain, and he was done before they got him to a hospital.
982
983**[SCP] Director Light:** God, he's dead?
984
985**[FBI] Director Freeh:** No - he's still breathing, but you know - nobody's home. They're saying it's brain death - they'll likely pull him off the ventilator here in a few hours. They're just waiting for his family to fly in. I imagine we'll hear an announcement from them soon.
986
987**[SCP] Director Light:** That's so unfortunate. (//Pauses//) But he is still breathing, right?
988
989**[FBI] Director Freeh:** I- yes?
990
991**[SCP] Director Light:** So his body's still working? Like, all the bits are still functional?
992
993**[FBI] Director Freeh:** I mean, yes - but I don't know how this is relevant to-
994
995**[SCP] Director Light:** I think… I think I know how we're going to oppose the Vice President's campaign.
996
997//Silence.//
998
999**[SCP] Director Bright:** Oh no you fucking don't.
1000
1001[END LOG]
1002
1003[[/div]]
1004[[# Add4]]
1005**Addendum 4444.4:** Filed Internal Complaints Regarding SCP-4444’s Ongoing Containment Procedures
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1011[[size 90%]]Official Complaint Form[[/size]]
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1014[[size 70%]]//Remember! When filling out this form, try to be as professional as possible! The use of libelous or profane language is not acceptable in official documents, and will be removed from the final submission. Be concise as possible, and address your concerns fully!//[[/size]]
1015[[/=]]
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1017**Complaint Recipient:** Foundation Ethics Committee / Site Director’s Council / North American Regional Command / Sophia [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] Light / The [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] Overseer Council for all I [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] care
1018
1019**Complaint Originator:** Jack
1020
1021**Complaint Title:** what the [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] you [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]]
1022
1023Yeah hi guys, it’s Jack. I don’t know who [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] passed the [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] vote to let this remarkable [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] travesty take place, but it’s not going to [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] fly. I let you do the [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] monkey thing because it was funny, but this [[size 75%]]**[OBSCENE METAPHOR]**[[/size]] is //not//.
1024
1025A [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] million look-alikes in the world and your best laid plan is to [[size 75%]]**[OBSCENE EUPHEMISM]**[[/size]] me into the corpse of some [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] rancho [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] yee-haw go get-em cowgirl [[size 75%]]**[DEROGATORY NAME FOR A POLITICIAN]**[[/size]]. How the [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] would you like it if somebody knocked you the [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] out and you woke up smelling like [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] cheap beer and [[size 75%]]**[OBSCENE EUPHEMISM]**[[/size]]? Pretty [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] horrible, I’d imagine. That sure would [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] suck, wouldn’t it?
1026
1027You know I can’t even take a [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]]? Sit down on the john and squeeze and no [[size 75%]]**[CREATIVE USE OF DESCRIPTORS APPROXIMATING AN OBSCENE DESCRIPTION OF FECES]**[[/size]] comes out. They had to put a pump in there just to squeeze the [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] out. My [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] doesn’t work, I constantly smell like [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]], and Lament is getting his [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] off because he says I look like a chimpanzee. [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] him, and [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] you.
1028
1029How about this for an idea. Next time one of you [[size 75%]]**[LONG STRING OF EXPLETIVES]**[[/size]] eggheads gets it in your [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]] thick skulls that you’ve got something clever in the works, take that and [[size 75%]]**[CREATIVE USE OF SLANG, METAPHOR, ALLUSION AND EUPHEMISM APPROXIMATING OBSCENITY]**[[/size]] and see if they have to put a pump in you to push it out. I bet it probably wouldn’t help.
1030
1031Yours truly,
1032
1033Get [[size 75%]]**[EXPLETIVE]**[[/size]],
1034
1035Jack
1036
1037P.S. and if Sophia has to read this, you can tell her she can [[size 75%]]**[OBSCENE METAPHOR]**[[/size]].
1038[[/div]]
1039[[# Add5]]
1040**Addendum 4444.5:** Presidential Race Disinformation Campaigns
1041
1042Before it could be announced that Governor George W. Bush had passed away from damage done to his brain, Foundation and Bureau operatives collected the body and moved it to a Foundation medical center, where the damaged parts of the brain could be restored. After the treatment was complete, [[[SCP-963]]] was applied to the brain-dead body of Governor Bush. As expected, Director Bright assumed the form of Governor Bush.
1043
1044Afterwards, with the 2000 United States Presidential Race now in full swing[[footnote]]The Foundation Containment Committee, in drafting a first revision of what would eventually become the Ticonderoga object class (originally called the “Investment-class”), determined that SCP-4444 posed a greater threat to information security if it was kept from running for President, or if the race for the Presidency was in some way tampered with, as SCP-4444 was seemingly fixed on the idea of winning the Presidency not by force, but by democratic election, and was significantly more docile when permitted to do so. It was decided that it would be allowed to campaign for the presidency, until such time that Director Crow’s team determined a method by which to extract the SCP-4444 entity from Vice President Gore’s head.[[/footnote]], the Foundation's Department of Public Disinformation began drafting methods to discredit Vice President Gore during the campaign. Attached is a list of some of those methods, the majority of which were discarded.
1045
1046[[div style="display: block ; border : dashed 1px #444444 ; background :#F5F5F5 ; margin-left : auto ; margin-right : auto ; width : auto ; padding:10px"]]
1047**DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN PROPOSAL 4444-23**
1048
1049**Codename:** Tarbelly
1050
1051**Proposal:** Create Disinformation that accuses Vice President Gore of poisoning the water in a small third-world town or village out of spite. Can also be upgraded to a larger third-world town or small American suburb, if necessary.
1052
1053**Status:** ##red|Rejected## - No towns with reasonably convincing poisoned water supplies.
1054[[/div]]
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1058**DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN PROPOSAL 4444-26**
1059
1060**Codename:** Porky
1061
1062**Proposal:** Create altered images implying that Vice President Gore once engaged in sexual relations with a pig. Uncertain whether larger or smaller pigs would generate a more negative response.
1063
1064**Status:** ##red|Rejected## - No farm experience as a child; additionally, photo-editing methods are insufficient to create a believable image of the Vice President engaging in sexual relations with a pig.
1065[[/div]]
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1069**DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN PROPOSAL 4444-51**
1070
1071**Codename:** Star Wars
1072
1073**Proposal:** Produce disinformation that Vice President Gore both believes in and believes he has communicated with a space alien.
1074
1075**Status:** ##red|Rejected## - Due to the sensitive nature of Vice President Gore's anomaly, it was determined that a disinformation campaign so closely linked to the truth would be ill-fated.
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1079[[div style="display: block ; border : dashed 1px #444444 ; background :#F5F5F5 ; margin-left : auto ; margin-right : auto ; width : auto ; padding:10px"]]
1080**DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN PROPOSAL 4444-76**
1081
1082**Codename:** The Other Monica
1083
1084**Proposal:** Produce disinformation that Vice President Gore was in actuality the individual involved in the Clinton sex scandal, and that Monica Lewinsky was brought in to take the fall for the illicit affair.
1085
1086**Status:** ##green|Accepted## - On a 5-4 vote, a Containment Committee Special Proposals Board approved a plan to introduce information to discredit Vice President Gore by insinuating he had been involved in a homosexual love affair with President Bill Clinton. This information was leaked just before the incident now known as the September Debate, unwittingly leading to what nearly became the largest breach of informational security in modern Foundation history.
1087[[/div]]
1088[[# Add6]]
1089**Addendum 4444.6:** The September Debate
1090
1091//While Director Crow's teams continued working on technology to allow them to interact with the incorporeal SCP-4444, Director Bright (posing as Governor Bush) and SCP-4444 (interacting through Vice President Gore) agreed to an early debate, one immediately before the three primary October debates. In reality, the debate was set up by Foundation personnel in order to control the environment in which the candidates would be debating, in order to assure that any potential information security risks could be managed.//
1092
1093//The debate was held at the Plainfield Christian Church in Plainfield, Indiana. Journalist Jim Lehrer[[footnote]]Who was set to moderate the October 11th debate.[[/footnote]] was brought in to moderate the debate. The video stream from the debate was set on a three minute delay, to account for possible anomalous disruptions throughout the broadcast.//
1094
1095//The following is the full transcript of the video recording of this event.//
1096
1097[[div style="display: block ; border : dashed 1px #444444 ; background :#F5F5F5 ; margin-left : auto ; margin-right : auto ; width : auto ; padding:10px"]]
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1099[[image ticonheader.png]]
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1102
1103//Moderator Jim Lehrer enters the auditorium, waving briefly at the assembled crowd. The audience stands and applauds. After a moment, they return to their seats.//
1104
1105**Lehrer:** Hello everyone, and thank you for coming out to tonight’s Crossroads of America town hall debate, sponsored by the Eli Lilly Corporation, between the Republican candidate for President- (//pauses for applause//) -George W. Bush of Texas- (//pauses for additional applause//) -and the Democratic nominee, Vice President Al Gore (//pauses for applause//). Tonight’s debate will be structured like this - we will be selecting members of the audience to come up towards the stage to one of these two microphones here, and addressing their questions to the candidates directly. We ask that nobody take more than fifteen seconds to ask their questions, after which the candidate they have addressed will have three minutes to respond. The other candidate will have one minute of rebuttal. My job is to keep things moving.
1106
1107**Lehrer:** Now, without further ado, Governor George W. Bush and Vice President Al Gore!
1108
1109//Both men walk across the stage from different sides. The crowd stands and applauds. This continues for several seconds, until the stage manager calls for the crowd to be seated.//
1110
1111**Lehrer:** Mr. Vice President, Mr. Governor, welcome to beautiful Plainfield, Indiana. Thank you for being here with us.
1112
1113**SCP-4444:** Yes, and thank you, Jim. A real pleasure to be here.
1114
1115**Director Bright:** Yes, (//snickers//) thank you Jim. Thank you more, in fact.
1116
1117//Light laughter from the audience. SCP-4444 glances at Director Bright and rolls his eyes.//
1118
1119**Lehrer:** Let’s start with our first question. Go ahead and tell us your name, and who your question is for.
1120
1121**Woman at mic:** Hi, yeah, my name is Stacy Schrugel, and my question is for the Vice President. In the primaries you talked a lot about your leadership abilities and your experience in the White House. What do you think makes you a more capable leader than Governor Bush?
1122
1123**Lehrer:** Three minutes, Mr. Vice President.
1124
1125**SCP-4444:** (//Stands//) Well that’s a great question Jim, and Stacy, I’d like to thank you for asking it. Over the last eight years I’ve experienced numerous struggles while working as a member of the executive branch. It’s been my honor to do so, but I also learned a lot from that. Specifically, I learned that you need a cool head in the Oval Office to ensure America’s interests are protected, as are the interesting compliances whereabout matter in complacencies and troglodyte hernias.
1126
1127//Slight murmuring from the crowd. Lehrer raises an eyebrow, while Director Bright raises both.//
1128
1129**SCP-4444:** When you see someone sitting in that chair, you want to know //for sure// that they’re the best ambivalent vicarious corncrake caliper available for the job. And you can be sure that a vote for Garber Gore is an understandimated vote for respectability, neutrality, lamp posts. (//Sits back down, seemingly satisfied with his response.//)
1130
1131//More murmuring from the crowd. Director Bright appears to be holding back laughter. Lehrer turns towards him.//
1132
1133**Lehrer:** Uh… I see. Governor Bush, your response?
1134
1135**Director Bright:** (//Stands//) Heh, I think what my tongue-tied opponent here is trying to say is that you want the best man for the job in that chair. America, I am the best man for that job. I’ve run a clean ship down in Texas - no funny business. We take care of our own, and protect the things that matter the most to Texans. Does that mean we put retards in the chair sometimes? (//Shrugs//) Maybe. Maybe it does mean that. Maybe it means we burn through gas like an eighty-year-old smoker in an iron lung does with her Parliaments. It’s like my pappy always said, you gotta scramble some eggs if you want to make an omelette - and oh baby, do we scramble some eggs. Lock em in there and let em fry, heh heh.
1136
1137//Concerned murmuring from the crowd. Members of the crowd begin to look around the room. Lehrer laughs nervously.//
1138
1139**Director Bright:** I’ll tell you one thing though-
1140
1141**Lehrer:** Mr. Governor, your time is-
1142
1143**Director Bright:** (//Interrupting//) -there’s two things that ain’t gonna be in my White House. The first is communists. We broke the red menace ten years ago, and we ain’t gonna be inviting her back. The second, is secretary-fuckers. In a Bush White House, you can know for damn sure we’re only fucking one things - our wives, aggressively. And the retards, of course, but you know what they say, you can take the boy out of Texas, but you can’t take the Texas out of the boy. Heh heh.
1144
1145//Crowd gives a half-hearted applause; numerous members of the audience are beginning to look around with uncertainty. Camera pans back to Lehrer. In the back of the frame, a person in a grey pantsuit (Foundation Regional Assistant Director Tilda Moose) is seen furiously gesturing at Director Bright, who seems to not notice.//
1146
1147**Lehrer:** Alright, well… okay, so… let’s uh- let’s move on to our next question- yes, you there, go ahead and give us your name and-
1148
1149**Agent Calloway:**[[footnote]]A Foundation plant at the event.[[/footnote]] Yeah, this question is for Vice President Gore, I’m-
1150
1151**Lehrer:** Excuse me, the next question needs to be for the Governor-
1152
1153**Agent Calloway:** -a writer for the Post, and at the conclusion of this event we’re going to be dropping a story about how it was actually you under that desk instead of Monica Lewinsky-
1154
1155//A gasp is heard throughout the crowd.//
1156
1157**Agent Calloway:** -and that you and “President Clinton” framed that girl to cover your illicit love affair - is this true?
1158
1159**Director Bright:** You know Jim, I’d also really love to hear the answer to this question.
1160
1161**Lehrer:** Now that’s not-
1162
1163**SCP-4444:** Now hang on one gosh-darn minute there George, is this some kind of setup? I didn’t have anything to do with the events you’re-
1164
1165**Agent Calloway:** One minute there Mr. Vice President, because if you’ll see here I have //photographic evidence// of this illicit behaviour. You’ll note you there, down on your knees, and-
1166
1167**SCP-4444:** Well that’s just preposterous, I wouldn’t ever-
1168
1169**Director Bright:** I dunno Al, (//snickers//) that looks pretty convincing to me.
1170
1171**SCP-4444:** Now you just-
1172
1173//Loud, angry vocalizations from the crowd. Several fights break out. Camera keep rolling.//
1174
1175**Director Bright:** Here’s what I’ll ask ya’ll, America. Do you want to see a strong man //in// the chair, or a weak man //under// it?
1176
1177**SCP-4444:** I- (//inaudible over the sound of the audience//)
1178
1179**Director Bright:** Heh heh. All part of the plan, boys. I call that my //strategery//. Got 'em.
1180
1181//A chair is thrown onto the stage from off-screen. Assistant Director Moose is seen attempting to rush the stage, but is held back by the audience that has become belligerent and aggressive towards each other. A few members of the audience try to come on-stage, but Foundation security personnel intercept them. SCP-4444 is seen looking around the room in despair. Jim Lehrer appears to be hiding behind his chair as more objects are thrown on-stage by the crowd. Director Bright snickers at his seat.//
1182
1183[[include component:image-block name=september.jpg|caption=SCP-4444 casting a dark spell on the audience while moderator Jim Lehrer and Director Bright look on.]]
1184
1185//The space above the audience begins to distort. SCP-4444’s eyes glow brightly, and suddenly members of the audience start to change shape. SCP-4444 stands, waving its arms above its head.//
1186
1187**SCP-4444:** Garber unacceptable addition convention terraform unto dark magicianship! Spell! Spell!
1188
1189//Members of the crowd begin to rush the exits, many of which are now blocked by the elongated forms of other members of the audience.//
1190
1191**SCP-4444:** Gregarious enchant the manatee! Vex papyrus in the dust! Conflagration imitate the date, and diphosphorus cacophony. I am a serious candidate gosh darn it, and I demand to demonstrate diversified intersection atmosphere!
1192
1193//SCP-4444 takes its seat, seemingly satisfied with its response. The doors to the room are thrown open, and both Foundation and FBI operatives swarm the stage. Outside, helicopters are audible as several task forces descend upon the church. SCP-4444 leaps over the desk and runs towards the wall.//
1194
1195**SCP-4444:** Spruce goose vamoose! Garber Gore elected in superfluous agreement!
1196
1197//SCP-4444 disappears through the wall. As it does, the ceiling above the room explodes as charges are set off, and more Bureau agents descend through it on grapples. As the audience begins to change back into their original human forms, a group of agents (including Assistant Director Moose) are seen grabbing Director Bright and ushering him quickly off stage. The situation comes under control, and the broadcast ends.//
1198[[/div]]
1199
1200During the events of the September Debate, when it became clear that Director Bright was not cooperating with expected procedure, the majority of broadcasts were shut down. One smaller station[[footnote]]An NBC affiliate out of Evansville, Indiana.[[/footnote]], however, continued broadcasting throughout.
1201
1202A cover story of technical difficulties at the event was given to all cancelled broadcasts, and a massive coverup began for those households who had watched the entirety of the filmed event. Class A amnestics were given to all suspected viewers. Additional amnestics had to be given in to those in the path of SCP-4444, who ran unimpeded by obstacles all the way from the debate site to a barn in western Ohio where it hid in an upper loft for three days before being convinced to come down.
1203
1204Afterwards, Director Bright was disciplined by the Ethics Committee for his actions during the debate, as was the special committee that approved the disinformation campaign. Members of the Republican campaign committee approached the Vice President’s team and agreed to strict rules for all upcoming debates, which SCP-4444 was willing to agree to[[footnote]]Additionally, SCP-4444 apologized for "casting a dark spell" over the audience, and insisted it wouldn't happen again.[[/footnote]]. After Director Bright met with a Disciplinary Committee consisting of Regional Director Light, Assistant Director Moose, Director Holland, Director Mann, Director Wilson, and Assistant Director Amon, he too agreed to terms regarding the October debates.
1205[[# Add7]]
1206**Addendum 4444.7:** Television Ads
1207
1208While SCP-4444’s eccentric speech patterns and unusual behaviour was able to be mitigated during debates through the use of video and audio editing, its campaign (staffed in part by undercover members of the UIU) began releasing ads on television stations around the country. While many of these ads were of no consequence, several of them were aggressively eccentric and breached information security, and were not allowed to run on public stations.
1209
1210However, in order to satisfy SCP-4444’s desire to see them run, satellite televisions were installed on the Vice President’s HQ bus, through which undercover agents would play tapes of the removed ads instead of regular between-program advertisements.[[footnote]]Notably, at the conclusion of the campaign, when the bus was disassembled, several of the tapes were unaccounted for.[[/footnote]]
1211
1212[[div style="display: block ; border : dashed 1px #444444 ; background :#F5F5F5 ; margin-left : auto ; margin-right : auto ; width : auto ; padding:10px"]]
1213[[include component:image-block name=gore2.jpg|width=250px|caption=SCP-4444 in one of many cancelled television advertisements.]]
1214[[size 120%]]2000 Democratic Campaign Committee[[/size]]
1215[[size 80%]]**Targeted Television Advertisement**[[/size]]
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1217
1218//A pastoral scene comes into frame. A guitar plays softly in the background. The scene transitions to a fence, resting against which is Vice President Gore.//
1219
1220**SCP-4444:** Hello America. My name is Al Gore, your Vice President.
1221
1222//Scene changes, and a farm appears in the background. The Vice President walks into the frame.//
1223
1224**SCP-4444:** What you see behind me is a farm. There are many like it on our planet. This farm has cows in it. Have you ever seen a cow?
1225
1226//Camera pans right slightly. A cow is standing near SCP-4444.//
1227
1228**SCP-4444:** This is a cow. And this cow can produce a thousand tons of methane every year. That methane is what’s called a “greenhouse gas”, and if enough of it gets into the atmosphere, it’s lights out for the planet.
1229
1230//Scene cuts dramatically to SCP-4444 standing behind the cow. A large plastic bag has been taped to the rear-end of the cow.//
1231
1232**SCP-4444:** Did you know that there are some creatures out there that can double, or quintuple that output? In a day? It’s more true than you think. And some of those creatures might be living here, right on Earth, very soon.
1233
1234//SCP-4444 slaps the back end of the cow, causing it to jump and run out of frame. SCP-4444 laughs.//
1235
1236**SCP-4444:** So tape up the anuses of your cows, so that harmful methane can’t get into the atmosphere. Everyone needs to do their part to offset these greenhouse gases, so that if any other hypothetical creatures come here that create much more of those gases, the Earth can hang on a little longer before dying.
1237
1238//Scene changes to SCP-4444 smiling at the camera, arms folded. A cow with a plastic bag taped over its rear end is seen eating in the field behind SCP-4444.//
1239
1240**SCP-4444:** My name is Al Gore, and fledgling nocturne annihilism fellow Garber Gore, and we want to tape American bags over American cow anuses.
1241
1242//Camera pans out towards a field of cows with bags taped on their rear ends, and then fades to black.//
1243[[/div]]
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1247[[include component:image-block name=cat.jpg|caption=A cat featured in one of SCP-4444's campaign ads.]]
1248[[size 120%]]2000 Democratic Campaign Committee[[/size]]
1249[[size 80%]]**Targeted Television Advertisement**[[/size]]
1250-----
1251
1252//SCP-4444 does not appear on screen. Instead, the entirety of the ad is a slow zoom in on a sleeping cat.//
1253
1254**SCP-4444 Voiceover:** Gregarious. My collared addition designated Garber Gore. (//Pauses//) Cat.
1255
1256//Pauses.//
1257
1258**SCP-4444 Voiceover:** You know what’s in style nowadays? Cats. Also - shaving the back of your head.
1259
1260//Pauses.//
1261
1262**SCP-4444 Voiceover:** Monks did it once. Garber Gore expectations upon man to disinfect point disparity the population approaches.
1263
1264//Pauses.//
1265
1266**SCP-4444 Voiceover:** Shave those heads. For America.
1267
1268//Pauses.//
1269
1270**SCP-4444 Voiceover:** Shave em, buster.
1271
1272//Fade to black.//
1273[[/div]]
1274@@@@
1275@@@@
1276[[# Add8]]
1277**Addendum 4444.8:** Global Occult Coalition Inquiries
1278
1279Throughout the election of 2000 and during the establishment of initial containment procedures for SCP-4444, rumors began circulating in paranormal investigative groups that the Vice President was possessed by a demon. Several of these groups, namely the fledgling "Knights of Truth" internet-based paranormal truther group, began circulating a number of conspiracy theories regarding the Vice President. These included:
1280
1281* Vice President Al Gore is an alien,
1282* Vice President Al Gore is carrying an alien child,
1283* Vice President Al Gore was seen flying over Minneapolis wearing nothing but black dress socks[[footnote]]This event actually took place, though this behavior was heavily curtailed by the establishment of the Ticonderoga protocols.[[/footnote]],
1284* Vice President Al Gore is a non-specific ghost or apparition,
1285* Vice President Al Gore is the ghost of Rutherford B. Hayes,
1286* Vice President Al Gore //was// a ghost, but then possessed the body of Al Gore and is no longer a ghost,
1287* Vice President Al Gore has spectral ties to a psychic terrorist group living in Pakistan,
1288* Vice President Al Gore is neither an alien nor a ghost, but is instead a shapeshifter from Mars,
1289* Vice President Al Gore is Bigfoot,
1290* Vice President Al Gore is the ghost of Bigfoot,
1291* Vice President Al Gore is the ghost of an alien Bigfoot.
1292
1293Due to the abundance of conspiracy theories and potential sightings reported during the early days of 2000, the Unusual Incidents Unit was contacted on several occasions by ranking members of the Global Occult Coalition, who were concerned about the potential anomalous nature of the Vice President. A transcript of one of these calls is below.
1294
1295[[div style="display: block ; border : dashed 1px #444444 ; background :#F5F5F5 ; margin-left : auto ; margin-right : auto ; width : auto ; padding:10px"]]
1296[[size 120%]]Federal Bureau of Investigation[[/size]]
1297[[size 80%]]**Unusual Incidents Unit**[[/size]]
1298-----
1299
1300**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** FBI special request line, this is Ronaldo.
1301
1302**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Good morning, Ronaldo, it's General Noriega at the United Nations.
1303
1304**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Good morning, General. I don't believe we were expecting to hear from you this morning.
1305
1306**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** No, no, you weren't. This is just a courtesy call - nothing business related.
1307
1308**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Of course, what can I help you with?
1309
1310**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Look, I'll be straight with you Ronaldo. I may have lied about this not being business. See, we've been hearing some pretty unsettling things coming out of Washington about this election, and well, we've just got some concerns. I was hoping you'd be able to clear some of these up.
1311
1312**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Absolutely. We haven't had any reports of paranormal activity in Washington recently, so this should be quick.
1313
1314**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Yeah, see... that's the thing. It's not really Washington, Ronaldo, it's the Vice President.
1315
1316**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Vice President Gore, sir?
1317
1318**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Yes, that's the one. See, we have some concerns.
1319
1320**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** About the Vice President?
1321
1322**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** The very same. We have some concerns that he might be, in some way, affiliated with some sort of demonic presence, or supernatural ghoul.
1323
1324**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Hmmmm. That's certainly concerning.
1325
1326**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** You understand, now, why we're concerned.
1327
1328**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** I do, yes. But there's no need for concern, General. We haven't detected any sort of unusual activity surrounding the Vice President recently.
1329
1330**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Really? None at all?
1331
1332**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** None at all.
1333
1334**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Hmmmm. That's just so strange, because I'm looking right now in my hand at a picture of the Vice President, and I'll be honest, it looks like he's got a real supernatural look about him.
1335
1336**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Supernatural, sir?
1337
1338**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** The very same. A real queer visage, if you understand my meaning. See, in this picture I have, the Vice President appears to be floating out of the wall of a second story room at his house. I'd call that queer, myself.
1339
1340**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Very queer. I haven't seen this picture - that would be something to see. But we haven't seen anything about the Vice President walking through walls, sir.
1341
1342**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Now hang on one second - you mean to tell me you haven't heard or seen anything peculiar about the Vice President? Not even about how he's in league with a nefarious group of wall-walkers?
1343
1344**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Do you think the Vice President can walk through walls, General?
1345
1346**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** I- now hang on again, I didn't say that. I'm just asking about //queer// business, Ronaldo.
1347
1348**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** You just make it sound like you think the Vice President can walk through walls.
1349
1350**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Well, not necessarily, but I mean, I have this picture, and-
1351
1352**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Have you //seen// the Vice President walk through any walls, General Noriega?
1353
1354**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Well no, but-
1355
1356**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Has anyone you know and trust seen the Vice President walk through any walls?
1357
1358**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Probably not, but-
1359
1360**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** General Noriega, where did you find that picture?
1361
1362//Silence.//
1363
1364**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** General?
1365
1366**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Alright, fine, we found it on the internet. We've just been hearing all this unsavory business about the Vice President, and when we saw this shit we figured we had to look into it, alright? I said this was just a courtesy call - not official business. Come on now, Ronaldo, give me a break. (//Scoffs//) Like I would think the Vice President can walk through walls. I never said that, remember. Nor would I, that's preposterous.
1367
1368**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Agreed, sir.
1369
1370**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Alright, well. Good talking to you, Ronaldo. Keep us posted if you see any unusual activity.
1371
1372**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Of course, sir.
1373
1374**[GOC] Gen. Noriega:** Very good. (//Pauses//) Good day.
1375
1376**[UIU] Agent Montoya:** Goodbye, sir.
1377
1378[CALL ENDS]
1379[[/div]]
1380[[# Add9]]
1381**Addendum 4444.9:** November 7th, 2000
1382
1383On November 7th, 2000, citizens across America began casting their votes for the Presidency of the United States. Early polls showed a slight advantage for Governor Bush, which almost immediately evaporated after major news networks declared Florida to Vice President Gore. Foundation agents across the country began enacting emergency protocols, attempting to disrupt voting while maintaining discretion. The majority of these attempts failed, as there simply were not enough agents available to maintain these efforts.
1384
1385Shortly before 8pm EST, after major networks announced that Vice President Gore had taken Florida, a contingency plan was enacted, codenamed "RED VELVET", that would hopefully ensure the ongoing survival of the human race, should the Vice President win the election. The following telephone conversation took place between O5-2, Director Freeh of the FBI, and Regional Director Light.
1386
1387[[div style="display: block ; border : dashed 1px #444444 ; background :#F5F5F5 ; margin-left : auto ; margin-right : auto ; width : auto ; padding:10px"]]
1388[[=]]
1389[[image ticonheader.png]]
1390[[/=]]
1391-----
1392
1393**[FBI] Freeh:** So we're decided, then.
1394
1395**[SCP] O5-2:** Yes. The Council has made its determination. After everything that has happened, this may be our only opportunity to make a move.
1396
1397**[FBI] Freeh:** How do we know the other entities won't see through our attempts? What if they just send another one of those things down here to supplant the next president?
1398
1399**[SCP] Light:** We have precautions against that, now. We've installed Director Crow's vacuum nullifiers - just like the one we have set up at the Democratic campaign headquarters - near enough to all major world leaders that we shouldn't expect any of them to slip through - especially if they're targeting American officials.
1400
1401**[FBI] Freeh:** And you're going to handle the disinformation?
1402
1403**[SCP] Light:** We are. A gas leak at the hotel should hide the grittier details, and our crews will clean up the mess.
1404
1405**[FBI] Freeh:** Are you even sure your device will work? You talk about these vacuum nullifiers like you've used them before.
1406
1407**[SCP] O5-2:** It'll work.
1408
1409**[FBI] Freeh:** Alright. Fuck me, I had hoped we wouldn't have to do this. I'm not going to pretend like we haven't iced public officials before, but on the night they're elected President? This is bold - even for you. And if it doesn't work-
1410
1411**[SCP] O5-2:** We prepare for doomsday. We're already watching the skies.
1412
1413**[FBI] Freeh:** This is horrible.
1414
1415**[SCP] Light:** I know, and we wouldn't if- hang on.
1416
1417**[FBI] Freeh:** What?
1418
1419**[SCP] Light:** Do you have your TV on?
1420
1421**[FBI] Freeh:** Yeah why? (//Indistinct shouting in the background//)
1422
1423**[SCP] Light:** Oh my- he's coming back. He's coming back!
1424
1425**[SCP] O5-2:** What? What do you mean?
1426
1427**[SCP] Light:** Oh my god! Oh my- oh shit, we're filling the basement of that hotel with gas- gotta go!
1428[[/div]]
1429
1430As the results in Florida began to swing back towards Governor Bush, Foundation and Bureau agents rushed to the Florida panhandle to ensure the authenticity of those results. At the same time, several agents were dispatched with amnestics to the Democratic campaign headquarters, in the event that SCP-4444 lashed out in an anomalous way.
1431
1432[[include component:image-block name=bush.jpg|caption=Doctor Jack Bright, celebrating his victory in the 2000 US Presidential Election.]]
1433
1434After two days of recount, with the Florida vote being too close to call, it was determined that George W. Bush had won the election, despite a massive disparity in the popular vote. Despite expectations that there would be some kind of anomalous outburst by SCP-4444 in the wake of the results, neither the entity nor Vice President Gore exhibited any sign of unusual activity throughout the entire affair, with the Vice President eventually conceding defeat after several weeks of legal battle.
1435
1436In a letter he wrote to George W. Bush shortly after conceding defeat, the Vice President said the following:
1437
1438[[div style="display: block ; border : solid 2px #444444 ; background :white ; margin-left : auto ; margin-right : auto ; width : auto ; padding:10px"]]
1439//I'll admit, George, I really thought I had you there at the end. Sometimes you get in your head the way you think things should be, and you forget that just thinking something doesn't make it real. I wanted this more than anything else in the world for a long time, and would've given just about anything to have it. For a time, I would've thought the stars themselves were behind me.//
1440
1441//But I recognize the reality of things, George, and I trust that you'll do right by the office and right by this great country. I don't know if I'd do things differently, or if I'd have preferred to not have the alien in my head, but at the end of the day we are who we are and time marches on. You have a long road ahead of you, so I won't take up any more of your time.//
1442
1443//As for me, I think I'm going to take some time off. Maybe see the world for a while. That cow ad really got me thinking, too - do you know how much greenhouse gas the United States produces? It's unreasonable George, really it is. I hope you address it. I think I'm going to address it, too. Because it's just too much, George. Those goddamn cows really don't know what they're getting into.//
1444
1445//Yours truly,//
1446
1447//Al//
1448
1449//and Garber//
1450[[/div]]
1451
1452Since this statement, Al Gore has not publicly addressed SCP-4444, nor has he publicly displayed any unusual anomalous behaviour. Due to SCP-4444 still being visible under infrared, Mr. Gore has agreed to wear either clothing or an IR blaster that disrupts infrared photography.
1453[[# Add10]]
1454**Addendum 4444.10:** Unidentified Phone Call
1455
1456On the night of January 19th, 2000, a phone line originally used for undercover Foundation agents to take inquiries concerning the Republican Presidential campaign received a voicemail from an unknown individual. The individual, who has not been identified, made the call from a pay phone in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
1457
1458[[div style="display: block ; border : dashed 1px #444444 ; background :#F5F5F5 ; margin-left : auto ; margin-right : auto ; width : auto ; padding:10px"]]
1459
1460**Unidentified Voice:** Several secretude, ca-- question mark?!
1461
1462//Clattering noise.//
1463
1464**Unidentified Voice:** Apple legos, am talkpiece hangly on the dangly. Cack! Anyhowitzer, forsoothly this, the electron collage has being fillstuffed from rim-rams to jim-jams, maximillian ballotry from Flori-deer to Flori-dare. Indeedings, Uncle Pointy am are being SEVERAL unwelcomeds, town not bigly sufficient for the bothitude of the me-include. Please am to be deposit exactly lots stranglefruits for services reindeered to das highest bidder, and how! Shrubbery Junior am the crown-snag at lasters, cack!
1465
1466//Additional clattering noises for twenty seconds, followed by loud vocalizations. Silence until the line goes dead.//
1467[[/div]]
1468[[# Add11]]
1469**Addendum 4444.11:** Unexplained Television Ad
1470
1471//The following television advertisement played once on a local television station in the Gainesville, Florida area on November 11th, 2007. SCP-4444 claims to know nothing about the ad, and further investigation into its origins is ongoing.//
1472
1473[[div style="display: block ; border : dashed 1px #444444 ; background :#F5F5F5 ; margin-left : auto ; margin-right : auto ; width : auto ; padding:10px"]]
1474[[include component:image-block name=gore.jpg|caption=Image of SCP-4444 in unexplained television advertisement.|width=200px]]
1475[[size 120%]]SCP Foundation Department of Public Disinformation[[/size]]
1476[[size 80%]]**Unexplained Television Broadcast**[[/size]]
1477
1478-----
1479
1480//SCP-4444 sits on a hill overlooking the sea. He is dressed entirely in denim. Gulls are heard in the background. SCP-4444 does not turn to look at the camera.//
1481
1482**SCP-4444 Voiceover:** Have you ever wanted it all to just endorse one's diaspora of calamity upon originate of malfeasance?
1483
1484//In the distance, something large drops out of the sky. SCP-4444 smiles.//
1485
1486**SCP-4444 Voiceover:** I’m Al Gore, and I want to be your last American President.
1487[[/div]]
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1500Series I
1501[[/div]]
1502
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1504
1505[[/div]]
1506
1507[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
1508[[div class="content-toc"]]
1509**Table of Contents**
1510[/rpc-series#operational Operational Information]
1511[/rpc-series#list List of RPCs]
1512[/rpc-series#001 001 to 099]
1513[/rpc-series#100 100 to 199]
1514[/rpc-series#200 200 to 299]
1515[/rpc-series#300 300 to 399]
1516[/rpc-series#400 400 to 499]
1517[/rpc-series#500 500 to 599]
1518[/rpc-series#600 600 to 699]
1519[/rpc-series#700 700 to 799]
1520[/rpc-series#800 800 to 899]
1521[/rpc-series#900 900 to 999]
1522
1523
1524[[/div]]
1525
1526[[# operational]]
1527+ Operational Information
1528* [[[http://www.rpc-wiki.net/about-the-rpc-authority|About the RPC Authority]]]
1529* [[[http://www.rpc-wiki.net/security-clearance-levels|Security Clearance Levels]]]
1530* [[[http://www.rpc-wiki.net/object-classes|Object Classes]]]
1531* [[[http://www.rpc-wiki.net/threats-hazards|Threats and Hazards]]]
1532* [[[http://www.rpc-wiki.net/list-of-all-msts|List of MSTs]]]
1533* [[[http://www.rpc-wiki.net/personnel-dossier| Personnel Dossier]]]
1534* [[[Site Index]]]
1535[[div style="font-size: 125%;"]]
1536+ __List of RPCs__ [[# list]]
1537[[/div]]
1538[[# 001]]
1539+ 001 to 099
1540
1541* [[[RPC-001]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1542* [[[RPC-002]]] - Quantum Revolver
1543* [[[RPC-003]]] - Toys of Valor
1544* [[[RPC-004]]] - [RESERVED]
1545* [[[RPC-005]]] - Queen of the South Sea
1546* [[[RPC-006]]] - A Very Greedy Wallet  
1547* [[[RPC-007]]] - Old Tree Joe
1548* [[[RPC-008]]] - The Manipulator
1549* [[[RPC-009]]] - Interdimensional Courier
1550* [[[RPC-010]]] - Ms. Jackson's 3rd Grade Class  
1551* [[[RPC-011]]] - Scottish Wishing Cave
1552* [[[RPC-012]]] - God Saved the Tsar
1553* [[[RPC-013]]] - Rhodesian Reclamation
1554* [[[RPC-014]]] - Rhino Killers
1555* [[[RPC-015]]] - Automatron
1556* [[[RPC-016]]] - Iron Will
1557* [[[RPC-017]]] - Truth In Advertising
1558* [[[RPC-018]]] - Silencing Tactic
1559* [[[RPC-019]]] - So, How About Them Packers?
1560* [[[RPC-020]]] - It Came From Outer Space
1561* [[[RPC-021]]] - The Waking Nightmare
1562* [[[RPC-022]]] - Warning: Don't Wear These Glasses!
1563* [[[RPC-023]]] - The Mine
1564* [[[RPC-024]]] - A Forest to Get Lost in
1565* [[[RPC-025]]] - The Distorting Lenses
1566* [[[RPC-026]]] - Get Schooled, Fool
1567* [[[RPC-027]]] - History’s Game by AMAZING! Co.
1568* [[[RPC-028]]] - Water of Asclepius
1569* [[[RPC-029]]] - Deus Vult
1570* [[[RPC-030]]] - Necrotizing Steam
1571* [[[RPC-031]]] - Unknown Hardware Detected
1572* [[[RPC-032]]] - The Internal Puppeteer  
1573* [[[RPC-033]]] - Strangle Loved Ones Or Pay Money
1574* [[[RPC-034]]] - Highly Acidic Toothpaste  
1575* [[[RPC-035]]] - Oh, Chap
1576* [[[RPC-036]]] - OP-036-38
1577* [[[RPC-037]]] - COMRADE MILFORD SNODGRASS and his LEGION of SINISTER MOLE MEN
1578* [[[RPC-038]]] - Urban Explorer's Nightmare
1579* [[[RPC-039]]] - Holy Diver
1580* [[[RPC-040]]] - Astral Projector
1581* [[[RPC-041]]] - Break Glass for Emergency
1582* [[[RPC-042]]] - The Screeching Cries
1583* [[[RPC-043]]] - Project Tiresias
1584* [[[RPC-044]]] - All of the Above
1585* [[[RPC-045]]] - Mr. Sandman
1586* [[[RPC-046]]] - Desert Dogs
1587* [[[RPC-047]]] - Long Live The King!
1588* [[[RPC-048]]] - Mouth to Mouth Transportation
1589* [[[RPC-049]]] - Janet From HR
1590* [[[RPC-050]]] - Some Color in Your Life
1591* [[[RPC-051]]] - The Flying Dutchman
1592* [[[RPC-052]]] - This Machine
1593* [[[RPC-053]]] - The Sovereign Bible
1594* [[[RPC-054]]] - Skömm
1595* [[[RPC-055]]] - Thousand Doors
1596* [[[RPC-056]]] - Otherworldly Dreamings
1597* [[[RPC-057]]] - //"My Life in Small Sketches"//
1598* [[[RPC-058]]] - And The Spiders From Mars
1599* [[[RPC-059]]] - Sound Hound
1600* [[[RPC-060]]] - Gold Gab Ich Für Eisen
1601* [[[RPC-061]]] - The Black Knight's Gauntlet
1602* [[[RPC-062]]] - Anything's A Spider
1603* [[[RPC-063]]] - //"Sweet Dreams"//
1604* [[[RPC-064]]] - Malfaeries
1605* [[[RPC-065]]] - Loved One's Preferences
1606* [[[RPC-066]]] - Cannibalistic Arachnid Weeds
1607* [[[RPC-067]]] - Middle Management  
1608* [[[RPC-068]]] - An Authoritarian Librarian
1609* [[[RPC-069]]] - Wisecracking Alien
1610* [[[RPC-070]]] - Deus Ex Cattus
1611* [[[RPC-071]]] - A Lazy Genie
1612* [[[RPC-072]]] - The Harmonizing Crystal   
1613* [[[RPC-073]]] - The Banshee Tunnels
1614* [[[RPC-074]]] - The White Death
1615* [[[RPC-075]]] - //Beringin Kembar//
1616* [[[RPC-076]]] - Hidden In Plain Sight
1617* [[[RPC-077]]] - The Grandmother
1618* [[[RPC-078]]] - Orthodontics By Dutchmann
1619* [[[RPC-079]]] - Ecological Anomaly
1620* [[[RPC-080]]] - In Plain Sight
1621* [[[RPC-081]]] - The Philosopher Device
1622* [[[RPC-082]]] - I Love You, You Love Me, We're a Happy Family
1623* [[[RPC-083]]] - The Worst Invention Since Toilet Paper
1624* [[[RPC-084]]] - Porcelain Plague
1625* [[[RPC-085]]] - Scorching Flames Alarm Clock
1626* [[[RPC-086]]] - Radiation Suits   
1627* [[[RPC-087]]] - Dream Eater
1628* [[[RPC-088]]] - Ramjet Cows
1629* [[[RPC-089]]] - Idle Hands Are The Devil's Musical Tools
1630* [[[RPC-090]]] - The Lighthouse Quasar
1631* [[[RPC-091]]] - The Kobryusk Incident
1632* [[[RPC-092]]] - The Golem Stone  
1633* [[[RPC-093]]] - Tokarev's Gun  
1634* [[[RPC-094]]] - Periculum Delenda Est
1635* [[[RPC-095]]] - Turn About  
1636* [[[RPC-096]]] - Utility Composite Anomaly #01
1637* [[[RPC-097]]] - The Rusted Passage
1638* [[[RPC-098]]] - Deadly VHS Collection
1639* [[[RPC-099]]] - The Extremely Probable (Yet Still Equally Improbable) Probability Device
1640
1641[[# 100]]
1642+ 100 to 199
1643
1644* [[[RPC-100]]] - Assimilation
1645* [[[RPC-101]]] - Purgatron
1646* [[[RPC-102]]] - Homonculi
1647* [[[RPC-103]]] - Beautiful Visual Anomaly
1648* [[[RPC-104]]] - The Bermudan Sisyphus  
1649* [[[RPC-105]]] - The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (of Company B)
1650* [[[RPC-106]]] - Stone Cold
1651* [[[RPC-107]]] - Vetus Reliquiarium
1652* [[[RPC-108]]] - The Light at the End of the Tunnel
1653* [[[RPC-109]]] - What Lurks in the Dark
1654* [[[RPC-110]]] - The Door
1655* [[[RPC-111]]] - Congratulations! You are our last customer!
1656* [[[RPC-112]]] - The Un-Round Device
1657* [[[RPC-113]]] - Gravity Vine
1658* [[[RPC-114]]] - White Demon
1659* [[[RPC-115]]] - The Spectre
1660* [[[RPC-116]]] - Dr. Prints  
1661* [[[RPC-117]]] - "Valentine's Enfield"
1662* [[[RPC-118]]] - Snow Days
1663* [[[RPC-119]]] - The Unwilling Reality Bender
1664* [[[RPC-120]]] - Tell No Tale
1665* [[[RPC-121]]] - Smug AI
1666* [[[RPC-122]]] - Fortune Dice
1667* [[[RPC-123]]] - A Proper Education   
1668* [[[RPC-124]]] - The Cassette Tape
1669* [[[RPC-125]]] - Retro Vision By AMAZING! Co.
1670* [[[RPC-126]]] - The Root Of All Evil
1671* [[[RPC-127]]] - Cloud Coverage  
1672* [[[RPC-128]]] - The Disposal Cauldron
1673* [[[RPC-129]]] - They Grow on You
1674* [[[RPC-130]]] - Abortion TV
1675* [[[RPC-131]]] - Child's Play
1676* [[[RPC-132]]] - Rodent Roast
1677* [[[RPC-133]]] - Killing Joke
1678* [[[RPC-134]]] - That Time Charles Darwin Turned Into A Tortoise
1679* [[[RPC-135]]] - TV Head
1680* [[[RPC-136]]] - Payback Tires
1681* [[[RPC-137]]] - A Love Story
1682* [[[RPC-138]]] - Distracted Dairy
1683* [[[RPC-139]]] - You've Been Standing Too Long in The Midnight Sea     
1684* [[[RPC-140]]] - Khmer Baitang  
1685* [[[RPC-141]]] - Moai Guardian of Easter Island
1686* [[[RPC-142]]] - Reanimator
1687* [[[RPC-143]]] - Altar to the God of the Suricates
1688* [[[RPC-144]]] - Biological Art Brush
1689* [[[RPC-145]]] - Laughing and Crying
1690* [[[RPC-146]]] - The Holy Image   
1691* [[[RPC-147]]] - The Train
1692* [[[RPC-148]]] - The Thulian Bible
1693* [[[RPC-149]]] - Where The Hell Is Whitechapel?
1694* [[[RPC-150]]] - Adobe Photoshop Cognitohazard Suite 6
1695* [[[RPC-151]]] - Deafening Silence
1696* [[[RPC-152]]] - Liquid Shadow  
1697* [[[RPC-153]]] - Anti-flash Grenade
1698* [[[RPC-154]]] - The Corrosive Worm
1699* [[[RPC-155]]] - Michigan Brown Hell
1700* [[[RPC-156]]] - The Earth And Moon, Contained In a Globe
1701* [[[RPC-157]]] - A Curse of Gluttony  
1702* [[[RPC-158]]] - A Mixed Bag
1703* [[[RPC-159]]] - The Mask
1704* [[[RPC-160]]] - Neutralized Void
1705* [[[RPC-161]]] - Necrotoxic Nothing
1706* [[[RPC-162]]] - Ring of the Vassal
1707* [[[RPC-163]]] - The Nun  
1708* [[[RPC-164]]] - Outdated Equipment
1709* [[[RPC-165]]] - The Smoking Pot     
1710* [[[RPC-166]]] - Consuming Shadows
1711* [[[RPC-167]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1712* [[[RPC-168]]] - Incompatence  
1713* [[[RPC-169]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1714* [[[RPC-170]]] - Amazing Co. Adorabugs
1715* [[[RPC-171]]] - And With It, the Memory of the Republic
1716* [[[RPC-172]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1717* [[[RPC-173]]] - Racing Dice
1718* [[[RPC-174]]] - Achilles' Sword  
1719* [[[RPC-175]]] - Caustic Soda
1720* [[[RPC-176]]] - To Whom the Pong Tolls
1721* [[[RPC-177]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1722* [[[RPC-178]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1723* [[[RPC-179]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1724* [[[RPC-180]]] - The Mandau  
1725* [[[RPC-181]]] - Soup Extender
1726* [[[RPC-182]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1727* [[[RPC-183]]] - The Cosmetic Surgeon
1728* [[[RPC-184]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1729* [[[RPC-185]]] - Digged and Dug
1730* [[[RPC-186]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1731* [[[RPC-187]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1732* [[[RPC-188]]] - Lotus Enlightenment
1733* [[[RPC-189]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1734* [[[RPC-190]]] - Infinitely Spawning Warehouse
1735* [[[RPC-191]]] - Toilets, Lots of Toilets
1736* [[[RPC-192]]] - Turning A Sphere Inside Out
1737* [[[RPC-193]]] - Hepatitis RPC
1738* [[[RPC-194]]] - An Invisible, Indiscriminate Heresy
1739* [[[RPC-195]]] - Road Less Traveled  
1740* [[[RPC-196]]] - Cosmos: A Personal Voyage
1741* [[[RPC-197]]] - King Midas
1742* [[[RPC-198]]] - "Burn Pills"  
1743* [[[RPC-199]]] - Perfect Camouflage
1744
1745[[# 200]]
1746+ 200 to 299
1747
1748* [[[RPC-200]]] - The Abominable Snow Man
1749* [[[RPC-201]]] - Shadow Impostors
1750* [[[RPC-202]]] - "Would you like another spot of tea?"
1751* [[[RPC-203]]] - Moo Juice  
1752* [[[RPC-204]]] - Pseudo-Apocalypse
1753* [[[RPC-205]]] - We Will All Go Together
1754* [[[RPC-206]]] - A Very Special Cat
1755* [[[RPC-207]]] - Dolphin Soldiers
1756* [[[RPC-208]]] - Coral Bill Psychic Pants
1757* [[[RPC-209]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1758* [[[RPC-210]]] - Trial by Survival
1759* [[[RPC-211]]] - Unfinished God-Empress
1760* [[[RPC-212]]] - Throne of the Hive
1761* [[[RPC-213]]] - Starry Nights, Starry Eyes
1762* [[[RPC-214]]] - A Thesis on "Cunt" and Other Australian Vernacular
1763* [[[RPC-215]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1764* [[[RPC-216]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1765* [[[RPC-217]]] - A Pulp Inkwell  
1766* [[[RPC-218]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1767* [[[RPC-219]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1768* [[[RPC-220]]] - Stardust
1769* [[[RPC-221]]] - Become Happy!
1770* [[[RPC-222]]] - Sentient Placentae
1771* [[[RPC-223]]] - The Shart Ray
1772* [[[RPC-224]]] - The Shifting Song
1773* [[[RPC-225]]] - The Self Made Man  
1774* [[[RPC-226]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1775* [[[RPC-227]]] - Mirror of the Otherworld  
1776* [[[RPC-228]]] - Malvyn the Pumpkin
1777* [[[RPC-229]]] - Lucky Louie's Rainbow Roulette
1778* [[[RPC-230]]] - Plug Walkers   
1779* [[[RPC-231]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1780* [[[RPC-232]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1781* [[[RPC-233]]] - Wandering Soul
1782* [[[RPC-234]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1783* [[[RPC-235]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1784* [[[RPC-236]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1785* [[[RPC-237]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1786* [[[RPC-238]]] - All Night Ride
1787* [[[RPC-239]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1788* [[[RPC-240]]] - Temporal Suicide   
1789* [[[RPC-241]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1790* [[[RPC-242]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1791* [[[RPC-243]]] - Hard to Digest Reptile
1792* [[[RPC-244]]] - The Sadhu in the Traffic
1793* [[[RPC-245]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1794* [[[RPC-246]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1795* [[[RPC-247]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1796* [[[RPC-248]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1797* [[[RPC-249]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1798* [[[RPC-250]]] - Christian Speaker
1799* [[[RPC-251]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1800* [[[RPC-252]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1801* [[[RPC-253]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1802* [[[RPC-254]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1803* [[[RPC-255]]] - Nine Month Desertion  
1804* [[[RPC-256]]] - Procedurally Generated Furries
1805* [[[RPC-257]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]     
1806* [[[RPC-258]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1807* [[[RPC-259]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1808* [[[RPC-260]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1809* [[[RPC-261]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1810* [[[RPC-262]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
1811* [[[RPC-263]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1812* [[[RPC-264]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1813* [[[RPC-265]]] - Hamburger Help Me
1814* [[[RPC-266]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1815* [[[RPC-267]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1816* [[[RPC-268]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1817* [[[RPC-269]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1818* [[[RPC-270]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1819* [[[RPC-271]]] - The Kelpie Bog
1820* [[[RPC-272]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1821* [[[RPC-273]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1822* [[[RPC-274]]] - Nadia
1823* [[[RPC-275]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1824* [[[RPC-276]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1825* [[[RPC-277]]] - Amazing! Co. Shampoo prototype
1826* [[[RPC-278]]] - Small World   
1827* [[[RPC-279]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1828* [[[RPC-280]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1829* [[[RPC-281]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1830* [[[RPC-282]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1831* [[[RPC-283]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
1832* [[[RPC-284]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1833* [[[RPC-285]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1834* [[[RPC-286]]] - Squirrel of Terrible Resolve
1835* [[[RPC-287]]] - A Blanket for All Mankind  
1836* [[[RPC-288]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1837* [[[RPC-289]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1838* [[[RPC-290]]] - Pete's Dresser
1839* [[[RPC-291]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1840* [[[RPC-292]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
1841* [[[RPC-293]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1842* [[[RPC-294]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1843* [[[RPC-295]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1844* [[[RPC-296]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1845* [[[RPC-297]]] - Dimensional Evolution
1846* [[[RPC-298]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1847* [[[RPC-299]]] - The Cosmic Librarian
1848[[# 300]]
1849+ 300 to 399
1850
1851* [[[RPC-300]]] - Jellyfish's Revenge
1852* [[[RPC-301]]] - Sonic Black Hole
1853* [[[RPC-302]]] - Terror Parasite
1854* [[[RPC-303]]] - Das Leutespiel
1855* [[[RPC-304]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1856* [[[RPC-305]]] - Primate-Producing Barrel
1857* [[[RPC-306]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1858* [[[RPC-307]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1859* [[[RPC-308]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1860* [[[RPC-309]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1861* [[[RPC-310]]] - Thespian
1862* [[[RPC-311]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1863* [[[RPC-312]]] - No-Play Ground
1864* [[[RPC-313]]] - The Wellspring
1865* [[[RPC-314]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1866* [[[RPC-315]]] - The Man In Green
1867* [[[RPC-316]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1868* [[[RPC-317]]] - "Depressive Flashlight"
1869* [[[RPC-318]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1870* [[[RPC-319]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1871* [[[RPC-320]]] - "The Milk Man"
1872* [[[RPC-321]]] - Oracle Breakfast   
1873* [[[RPC-322]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
1874* [[[RPC-323]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1875* [[[RPC-324]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1876* [[[RPC-325]]] - Rose Tinted Glasses
1877* [[[RPC-326]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1878* [[[RPC-327]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1879* [[[RPC-328]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1880* [[[RPC-329]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1881* [[[RPC-330]]] - Memory Man
1882* [[[RPC-331]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1883* [[[RPC-332]]] - An Ocean Bear      
1884* [[[RPC-333]]] - Beelzebub's Gas And Goods
1885* [[[RPC-334]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1886* [[[RPC-335]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]     
1887* [[[RPC-336]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1888* [[[RPC-337]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1889* [[[RPC-338]]] - A Bowl from Uruk
1890* [[[RPC-339]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1891* [[[RPC-340]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1892* [[[RPC-341]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1893* [[[RPC-342]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1894* [[[RPC-343]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1895* [[[RPC-344]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1896* [[[RPC-345]]] - Scwupnuh  
1897* [[[RPC-346]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1898* [[[RPC-347]]] - Tetractomorph
1899* [[[RPC-348]]] - A Molten Blade   
1900* [[[RPC-349]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]        
1901* [[[RPC-350]]] - Whale Carvings
1902* [[[RPC-351]]] - Symphony of Tantrics
1903* [[[RPC-352]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1904* [[[RPC-353]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1905* [[[RPC-354]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1906* [[[RPC-355]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1907* [[[RPC-356]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1908* [[[RPC-357]]] - Skineater
1909* [[[RPC-358]]] - The Love Interest
1910* [[[RPC-359]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1911* [[[RPC-360]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1912* [[[RPC-361]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1913* [[[RPC-362]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1914* [[[RPC-363]]] - A parting gift from an Immortal Bird
1915* [[[RPC-364]]] - The Forest of Noble Truths
1916* [[[RPC-365]]] - Nothing's ever gonna make me forget her
1917* [[[RPC-366]]] - A Shadow from the Past
1918* [[[RPC-367]]] - "A Thirst For Knowledge"
1919* [[[RPC-368]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1920* [[[RPC-369]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1921* [[[RPC-370]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1922* [[[RPC-371]]] - "The Box Changes All..."
1923* [[[RPC-372]]] - The Company's Janitor
1924* [[[RPC-373]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1925* [[[RPC-374]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1926* [[[RPC-375]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1927* [[[RPC-376]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1928* [[[RPC-377]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1929* [[[RPC-378]]] - Printed Probability Papers
1930* [[[RPC-379]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1931* [[[RPC-380]]] - Sid Meier's Civilization 0 [ALPHA BUILD]
1932* [[[RPC-381]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1933* [[[RPC-382]]] - //"Little Spiders"//  
1934* [[[RPC-383]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1935* [[[RPC-384]]] - Lucy in the Sky
1936* [[[RPC-385]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1937* [[[RPC-386]]] - Titin
1938* [[[RPC-387]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1939* [[[RPC-388]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1940* [[[RPC-389]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1941* [[[RPC-390]]] - "George Boston"   
1942* [[[RPC-391]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1943* [[[RPC-392]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]           
1944* [[[RPC-393]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1945* [[[RPC-394]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1946* [[[RPC-395]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1947* [[[RPC-396]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1948* [[[RPC-397]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1949* [[[RPC-398]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1950* [[[RPC-399]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1951
1952[[# 400]]
1953+ 400 to 499
1954
1955* [[[RPC-400]]] - The Monster That Haunts Site-051
1956* [[[RPC-401]]] - Regret Saber  
1957* [[[RPC-402]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1958* [[[RPC-403]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1959* [[[RPC-404]]] - Sign of the Times
1960* [[[RPC-405]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1961* [[[RPC-406]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1962* [[[RPC-407]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1963* [[[RPC-408]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1964* [[[RPC-409]]] - Return of the King  
1965* [[[RPC-410]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1966* [[[RPC-411]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1967* [[[RPC-412]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1968* [[[RPC-413]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1969* [[[RPC-414]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]     
1970* [[[RPC-415]]] - Knockoff Vampirism  
1971* [[[RPC-416]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1972* [[[RPC-417]]] - The Armour Maker
1973* [[[RPC-418]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1974* [[[RPC-419]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1975* [[[RPC-420]]] - Skeletons In The Closet
1976* [[[RPC-421]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1977* [[[RPC-422]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1978* [[[RPC-423]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1979* [[[RPC-424]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1980* [[[RPC-425]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1981* [[[RPC-426]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
1982* [[[RPC-427]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1983* [[[RPC-428]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1984* [[[RPC-429]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1985* [[[RPC-430]]] - I'm Still Me  
1986* [[[RPC-431]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1987* [[[RPC-432]]] - My First Bible
1988* [[[RPC-433]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1989* [[[RPC-434]]] - It's Just Tony   
1990* [[[RPC-435]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1991* [[[RPC-436]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1992* [[[RPC-437]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
1993* [[[RPC-438]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1994* [[[RPC-439]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1995* [[[RPC-440]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1996* [[[RPC-441]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1997* [[[RPC-442]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1998* [[[RPC-443]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
1999* [[[RPC-444]]] - Interdimensional Infowars    
2000* [[[RPC-445]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2001* [[[RPC-446]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2002* [[[RPC-447]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2003* [[[RPC-448]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2004* [[[RPC-449]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2005* [[[RPC-450]]] - A Sickness from a Forgotten City
2006* [[[RPC-451]]] - Amazing!… Co. "Chewy" Bars
2007* [[[RPC-452]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2008* [[[RPC-453]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2009* [[[RPC-454]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2010* [[[RPC-455]]] - The Abomination of Sin
2011* [[[RPC-456]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2012* [[[RPC-457]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2013* [[[RPC-458]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2014* [[[RPC-459]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2015* [[[RPC-460]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2016* [[[RPC-461]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2017* [[[RPC-462]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2018* [[[RPC-463]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2019* [[[RPC-464]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2020* [[[RPC-465]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2021* [[[RPC-466]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2022* [[[RPC-467]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2023* [[[RPC-468]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2024* [[[RPC-469]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2025* [[[RPC-470]]] - The Mountie   
2026* [[[RPC-471]]] - Rick Harrison
2027* [[[RPC-472]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2028* [[[RPC-473]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2029* [[[RPC-474]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2030* [[[RPC-475]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2031* [[[RPC-476]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2032* [[[RPC-477]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2033* [[[RPC-478]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2034* [[[RPC-479]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2035* [[[RPC-480]]] - Temporal Archaeologist
2036* [[[RPC-481]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2037* [[[RPC-482]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2038* [[[RPC-483]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2039* [[[RPC-484]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2040* [[[RPC-485]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2041* [[[RPC-486]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2042* [[[RPC-487]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2043* [[[RPC-488]]] - The Predictive Radio
2044* [[[RPC-489]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2045* [[[RPC-490]]] - The Light of Imagination  
2046* [[[RPC-491]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2047* [[[RPC-492]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2048* [[[RPC-493]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2049* [[[RPC-494]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2050* [[[RPC-495]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2051* [[[RPC-496]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2052* [[[RPC-497]]] - Deformed Werewolf Disease
2053* [[[RPC-498]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2054* [[[RPC-499]]] - God's Mistake
2055
2056[[# 500]]
2057+ 500 to 599
2058
2059* [[[RPC-500]]] - An Unseen Forest
2060* [[[RPC-501]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2061* [[[RPC-502]]] - The Impaler
2062* [[[RPC-503]]] - The Last of The Teutonic Order     
2063* [[[RPC-504]]] - The Cooking Cleaver
2064* [[[RPC-505]]] - Geneticist's Arm
2065* [[[RPC-506]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2066* [[[RPC-507]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2067* [[[RPC-508]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2068* [[[RPC-509]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2069* [[[RPC-510]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2070* [[[RPC-511]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2071* [[[RPC-512]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2072* [[[RPC-513]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2073* [[[RPC-514]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2074* [[[RPC-515]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2075* [[[RPC-516]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2076* [[[RPC-517]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2077* [[[RPC-518]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]     
2078* [[[RPC-519]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2079* [[[RPC-520]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2080* [[[RPC-521]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2081* [[[RPC-522]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2082* [[[RPC-523]]] - Piano Rot     
2083* [[[RPC-524]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2084* [[[RPC-525]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2085* [[[RPC-526]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2086* [[[RPC-527]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2087* [[[RPC-528]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2088* [[[RPC-529]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2089* [[[RPC-530]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2090* [[[RPC-531]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2091* [[[RPC-532]]] - The RPCAS //Heermann//
2092* [[[RPC-533]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2093* [[[RPC-534]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2094* [[[RPC-535]]] - The Darkness Within
2095* [[[RPC-536]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2096* [[[RPC-537]]] - The loyal soldier of the Grand Kaiser, the rightful ruler of the German Empire
2097* [[[RPC-538]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2098* [[[RPC-539]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2099* [[[RPC-540]]] - Anomalous Amateur Writer
2100* [[[RPC-541]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2101* [[[RPC-542]]] - Friar Ichthys
2102* [[[RPC-543]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2103* [[[RPC-544]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2104* [[[RPC-545]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2105* [[[RPC-546]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2106* [[[RPC-547]]] - Rovers From Another Planet!
2107* [[[RPC-548]]] - The Hateful Star  
2108* [[[RPC-549]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2109* [[[RPC-550]]] - The Flower Child
2110* [[[RPC-551]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2111* [[[RPC-552]]] - Gecko on the Mind   
2112* [[[RPC-553]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2113* [[[RPC-554]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2114* [[[RPC-555]]] - Great Bell
2115* [[[RPC-556]]] - "Soyuz"
2116* [[[RPC-557]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2117* [[[RPC-558]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2118* [[[RPC-559]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2119* [[[RPC-560]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2120* [[[RPC-561]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2121* [[[RPC-562]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2122* [[[RPC-563]]] - The Shepard and His Flock
2123* [[[RPC-564]]] - Valhalen  
2124* [[[RPC-565]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2125* [[[RPC-566]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2126* [[[RPC-567]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2127* [[[RPC-568]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2128* [[[RPC-569]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2129* [[[RPC-570]]] - //Kitty Kitty//
2130* [[[RPC-571]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2131* [[[RPC-572]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2132* [[[RPC-573]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2133* [[[RPC-574]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2134* [[[RPC-575]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2135* [[[RPC-576]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2136* [[[RPC-577]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2137* [[[RPC-578]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2138* [[[RPC-579]]] - Goodnight everybody...
2139* [[[RPC-580]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]     
2140* [[[RPC-581]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2141* [[[RPC-582]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2142* [[[RPC-583]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2143* [[[RPC-584]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2144* [[[RPC-585]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2145* [[[RPC-586]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2146* [[[RPC-587]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2147* [[[RPC-588]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2148* [[[RPC-589]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2149* [[[RPC-590]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2150* [[[RPC-591]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2151* [[[RPC-592]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2152* [[[RPC-593]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2153* [[[RPC-594]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2154* [[[RPC-595]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2155* [[[RPC-596]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2156* [[[RPC-597]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2157* [[[RPC-598]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2158* [[[RPC-599]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2159
2160[[# 600]]
2161+ 600 to 699
2162
2163* [[[RPC-600]]] - Electric Amputator Mosquito Rackets
2164* [[[RPC-601]]] - Weaponized Dress-up
2165* [[[RPC-602]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2166* [[[RPC-603]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2167* [[[RPC-604]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]     
2168* [[[RPC-605]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2169* [[[RPC-606]]] - "Veuve Noire"
2170* [[[RPC-607]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2171* [[[RPC-608]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2172* [[[RPC-609]]] - Leviathan  
2173* [[[RPC-610]]] - Black Meadow
2174* [[[RPC-611]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2175* [[[RPC-612]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2176* [[[RPC-613]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2177* [[[RPC-614]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2178* [[[RPC-615]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2179* [[[RPC-616]]] - The Hell Hole    
2180* [[[RPC-617]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2181* [[[RPC-618]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2182* [[[RPC-619]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2183* [[[RPC-620]]] - Temporal Tower   
2184* [[[RPC-621]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2185* [[[RPC-622]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2186* [[[RPC-623]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2187* [[[RPC-624]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2188* [[[RPC-625]]] - God Portrait
2189* [[[RPC-626]]] - Enduring Cacophony
2190* [[[RPC-627]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2191* [[[RPC-628]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2192* [[[RPC-629]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2193* [[[RPC-630]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2194* [[[RPC-631]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2195* [[[RPC-632]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2196* [[[RPC-633]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2197* [[[RPC-634]]] - Yuri Yasimov's Fantastic Adventure!
2198* [[[RPC-635]]] - //Christmas With Amazing! Co.//
2199* [[[RPC-636]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2200* [[[RPC-637]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2201* [[[RPC-638]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2202* [[[RPC-639]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2203* [[[RPC-640]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2204* [[[RPC-641]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2205* [[[RPC-642]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2206* [[[RPC-643]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2207* [[[RPC-644]]] - Atypical Arowana
2208* [[[RPC-645]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2209* [[[RPC-646]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2210* [[[RPC-647]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2211* [[[RPC-648]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2212* [[[RPC-649]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2213* [[[RPC-650]]] - The Scarecrow
2214* [[[RPC-651]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2215* [[[RPC-652]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2216* [[[RPC-653]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2217* [[[RPC-654]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2218* [[[RPC-655]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2219* [[[RPC-656]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2220* [[[RPC-657]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2221* [[[RPC-658]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2222* [[[RPC-659]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2223* [[[RPC-660]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2224* [[[RPC-661]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]     
2225* [[[RPC-662]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2226* [[[RPC-663]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2227* [[[RPC-664]]] - A Gross New Trend   
2228* [[[RPC-665]]] - Hell is Just Under Hell(, Michigan)
2229* [[[RPC-666]]] - Beast of No Nation
2230* [[[RPC-667]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2231* [[[RPC-668]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2232* [[[RPC-669]]] - Rattenkönig Doors  
2233* [[[RPC-670]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2234* [[[RPC-671]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2235* [[[RPC-672]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2236* [[[RPC-673]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2237* [[[RPC-674]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2238* [[[RPC-675]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2239* [[[RPC-676]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2240* [[[RPC-677]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2241* [[[RPC-678]]] - Night School
2242* [[[RPC-679]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2243* [[[RPC-680]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2244* [[[RPC-681]]] - The Echo Chamber
2245* [[[RPC-682]]] - Beauty Metamorphosis
2246* [[[RPC-683]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2247* [[[RPC-684]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2248* [[[RPC-685]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2249* [[[RPC-686]]] - "La Femme Immortelle"
2250* [[[RPC-687]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2251* [[[RPC-688]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2252* [[[RPC-689]]] - The Seat of Criticism    
2253* [[[RPC-690]]] - Make Love, Not War
2254* [[[RPC-691]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2255* [[[RPC-692]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2256* [[[RPC-693]]] - Parasite Skeleton
2257* [[[RPC-694]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2258* [[[RPC-695]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2259* [[[RPC-696]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2260* [[[RPC-697]]] - Faceless Automaton  
2261* [[[RPC-698]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2262* [[[RPC-699]]] - Third Person View
2263
2264[[# 700]]
2265+ 700 to 799
2266
2267* [[[RPC-700]]] - Shower Thoughts
2268* [[[RPC-701]]] - The Reactor Colony
2269* [[[RPC-702]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2270* [[[RPC-703]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2271* [[[RPC-704]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2272* [[[RPC-705]]] - Nurse Urchins
2273* [[[RPC-706]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2274* [[[RPC-707]]] - Stealthy Feet
2275* [[[RPC-708]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2276* [[[RPC-709]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2277* [[[RPC-710]]] - The Great Deluge
2278* [[[RPC-711]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2279* [[[RPC-712]]] - The Iron Lad  
2280* [[[RPC-713]]] - Exposed  
2281* [[[RPC-714]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2282* [[[RPC-715]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]     
2283* [[[RPC-716]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2284* [[[RPC-717]]] - The Nuclear Chaos
2285* [[[RPC-718]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2286* [[[RPC-719]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2287* [[[RPC-720]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2288* [[[RPC-721]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2289* [[[RPC-722]]] - AEDFS //Solidarity//
2290* [[[RPC-723]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2291* [[[RPC-724]]] - Fire In The Hole!
2292* [[[RPC-725]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2293* [[[RPC-726]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2294* [[[RPC-727]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2295* [[[RPC-728]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2296* [[[RPC-729]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2297* [[[RPC-730]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2298* [[[RPC-731]]] - Spirit of the Whale
2299* [[[RPC-732]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2300* [[[RPC-733]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2301* [[[RPC-734]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2302* [[[RPC-735]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2303* [[[RPC-736]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2304* [[[RPC-737]]] - The Black Blob
2305* [[[RPC-738]]] - Psychic Residue
2306* [[[RPC-739]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2307* [[[RPC-740]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2308* [[[RPC-741]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2309* [[[RPC-742]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2310* [[[RPC-743]]] - A Community Project
2311* [[[RPC-744]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2312* [[[RPC-745]]] - The Colonel
2313* [[[RPC-746]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2314* [[[RPC-747]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2315* [[[RPC-748]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2316* [[[RPC-749]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2317* [[[RPC-750]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2318* [[[RPC-751]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2319* [[[RPC-752]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2320* [[[RPC-753]]] - The Reverse Censor
2321* [[[RPC-754]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2322* [[[RPC-755]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2323* [[[RPC-756]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2324* [[[RPC-757]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2325* [[[RPC-758]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2326* [[[RPC-759]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2327* [[[RPC-760]]] - Daunting Prosarmorphosis
2328* [[[RPC-761]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2329* [[[RPC-762]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2330* [[[RPC-763]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2331* [[[RPC-764]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2332* [[[RPC-765]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2333* [[[RPC-766]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2334* [[[RPC-767]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2335* [[[RPC-768]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2336* [[[RPC-769]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2337* [[[RPC-770]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2338* [[[RPC-771]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2339* [[[RPC-772]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2340* [[[RPC-773]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2341* [[[RPC-774]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2342* [[[RPC-775]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2343* [[[RPC-776]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2344* [[[RPC-777]]] - Lucky Louie's Super Slots
2345* [[[RPC-778]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2346* [[[RPC-779]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2347* [[[RPC-780]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2348* [[[RPC-781]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2349* [[[RPC-782]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2350* [[[RPC-783]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2351* [[[RPC-784]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2352* [[[RPC-785]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2353* [[[RPC-786]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2354* [[[RPC-787]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2355* [[[RPC-788]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2356* [[[RPC-789]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2357* [[[RPC-790]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2358* [[[RPC-791]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2359* [[[RPC-792]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2360* [[[RPC-793]]] - Remains
2361* [[[RPC-794]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2362* [[[RPC-795]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2363* [[[RPC-796]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2364* [[[RPC-797]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2365* [[[RPC-798]]] - Vassals Of An Unknown Thrall
2366* [[[RPC-799]]] - Damaged Alien Terraformer
2367
2368[[# 800]]
2369+ 800 to 899
2370
2371* [[[RPC-800]]] - The Demons of Lake Okutadami
2372* [[[RPC-801]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2373* [[[RPC-802]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2374* [[[RPC-803]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2375* [[[RPC-804]]] - I put, uh I put vitamins in your shampoo so your hair doesn't fall out  
2376* [[[RPC-805]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2377* [[[RPC-806]]] - Nuclear Rocks
2378* [[[RPC-807]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2379* [[[RPC-808]]] - Cup of Chaos
2380* [[[RPC-809]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2381* [[[RPC-810]]] - Amazing! Co. Superbest Teethwasher!
2382* [[[RPC-811]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2383* [[[RPC-812]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2384* [[[RPC-813]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2385* [[[RPC-814]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2386* [[[RPC-815]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2387* [[[RPC-816]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2388* [[[RPC-817]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2389* [[[RPC-818]]] - Tree Huggers
2390* [[[RPC-819]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2391* [[[RPC-820]]] - Plagued Metals  
2392* [[[RPC-821]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2393* [[[RPC-822]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2394* [[[RPC-823]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2395* [[[RPC-824]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2396* [[[RPC-825]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2397* [[[RPC-826]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2398* [[[RPC-827]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2399* [[[RPC-828]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2400* [[[RPC-829]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2401* [[[RPC-830]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2402* [[[RPC-831]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2403* [[[RPC-832]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2404* [[[RPC-833]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2405* [[[RPC-834]]] - "The Heinriksson-Olsen Exclusion Zone"
2406* [[[RPC-835]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2407* [[[RPC-836]]] - Peculiar Paid Programming
2408* [[[RPC-837]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2409* [[[RPC-838]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2410* [[[RPC-839]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2411* [[[RPC-840]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2412* [[[RPC-841]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]     
2413* [[[RPC-842]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2414* [[[RPC-843]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2415* [[[RPC-844]]] - What //really// happened to the dinosaurs?
2416* [[[RPC-845]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2417* [[[RPC-846]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2418* [[[RPC-847]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2419* [[[RPC-848]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2420* [[[RPC-849]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2421* [[[RPC-850]]] - Hungry Rats
2422* [[[RPC-851]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2423* [[[RPC-852]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2424* [[[RPC-853]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2425* [[[RPC-854]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2426* [[[RPC-855]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2427* [[[RPC-856]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2428* [[[RPC-857]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2429* [[[RPC-858]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2430* [[[RPC-859]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2431* [[[RPC-860]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2432* [[[RPC-861]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2433* [[[RPC-862]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2434* [[[RPC-863]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2435* [[[RPC-864]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2436* [[[RPC-865]]] - Said the Spider to the Man...
2437* [[[RPC-866]]] - The Faceless God
2438* [[[RPC-867]]] - The Music Man
2439* [[[RPC-868]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2440* [[[RPC-869]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2441* [[[RPC-870]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2442* [[[RPC-871]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2443* [[[RPC-872]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2444* [[[RPC-873]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2445* [[[RPC-874]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2446* [[[RPC-875]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2447* [[[RPC-876]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2448* [[[RPC-877]]] - Island Warp
2449* [[[RPC-878]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2450* [[[RPC-879]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2451* [[[RPC-880]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2452* [[[RPC-881]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2453* [[[RPC-882]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2454* [[[RPC-883]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2455* [[[RPC-884]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2456* [[[RPC-885]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2457* [[[RPC-886]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2458* [[[RPC-887]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2459* [[[RPC-888]]] - A Spaceship Made of Cows
2460* [[[RPC-889]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2461* [[[RPC-890]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2462* [[[RPC-891]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2463* [[[RPC-892]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2464* [[[RPC-893]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2465* [[[RPC-894]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2466* [[[RPC-895]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2467* [[[RPC-896]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2468* [[[RPC-897]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2469* [[[RPC-898]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2470* [[[RPC-899]]] - A Prologue
2471
2472[[# 900]]
2473+ 900 to 999
2474
2475* [[[RPC-900]]] - Dry
2476* [[[RPC-901]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2477* [[[RPC-902]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2478* [[[RPC-903]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2479* [[[RPC-904]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2480* [[[RPC-905]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2481* [[[RPC-906]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2482* [[[RPC-907]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2483* [[[RPC-908]]] - Cryogenesis
2484* [[[RPC-909]]] - Soda!
2485* [[[RPC-910]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2486* [[[RPC-911]]] - Five Alarm Fire    
2487* [[[RPC-912]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2488* [[[RPC-913]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2489* [[[RPC-914]]] - The Forecast
2490* [[[RPC-915]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2491* [[[RPC-916]]] - The Time Traveller's Handbook  
2492* [[[RPC-917]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2493* [[[RPC-918]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2494* [[[RPC-919]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2495* [[[RPC-920]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2496* [[[RPC-921]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2497* [[[RPC-922]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2498* [[[RPC-923]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2499* [[[RPC-924]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2500* [[[RPC-925]]] - Mind Ward
2501* [[[RPC-926]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2502* [[[RPC-927]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2503* [[[RPC-928]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2504* [[[RPC-929]]] - Faulty Authoritarian Shock Trooper
2505* [[[RPC-930]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2506* [[[RPC-931]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2507* [[[RPC-932]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2508* [[[RPC-933]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2509* [[[RPC-934]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2510* [[[RPC-935]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2511* [[[RPC-936]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2512* [[[RPC-937]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2513* [[[RPC-938]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2514* [[[RPC-939]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2515* [[[RPC-940]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2516* [[[RPC-941]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2517* [[[RPC-942]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2518* [[[RPC-943]]] - The Great War
2519* [[[RPC-944]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2520* [[[RPC-945]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2521* [[[RPC-946]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2522* [[[RPC-947]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2523* [[[RPC-948]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2524* [[[RPC-949]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2525* [[[RPC-950]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2526* [[[RPC-951]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2527* [[[RPC-952]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2528* [[[RPC-953]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2529* [[[RPC-954]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2530* [[[RPC-955]]] - Like Tears in Rain
2531* [[[RPC-956]]] - ＴＨＥ ＦＯＲＥＶＥＲ ＴＨＡＴ ＮＥＶＥＲ ＷＡＳ
2532* [[[RPC-957]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2533* [[[RPC-958]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2534* [[[RPC-959]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2535* [[[RPC-960]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2536* [[[RPC-961]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2537* [[[RPC-962]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2538* [[[RPC-963]]] - The Prophet
2539* [[[RPC-964]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2540* [[[RPC-965]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]    
2541* [[[RPC-966]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2542* [[[RPC-967]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2543* [[[RPC-968]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2544* [[[RPC-969]]] - Mother of Monsters
2545* [[[RPC-970]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2546* [[[RPC-971]]] - Grass is always Greener   
2547* [[[RPC-972]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2548* [[[RPC-973]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2549* [[[RPC-974]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2550* [[[RPC-975]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2551* [[[RPC-976]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2552* [[[RPC-977]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2553* [[[RPC-978]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2554* [[[RPC-979]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2555* [[[RPC-980]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]   
2556* [[[RPC-981]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2557* [[[RPC-982]]] - Extremely Efficient Bathroom
2558* [[[RPC-983]]] - Stars, We Are
2559* [[[RPC-984]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2560* [[[RPC-985]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2561* [[[RPC-986]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2562* [[[RPC-987]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]  
2563* [[[RPC-988]]] - A Taxi Once Owned by a Wizard
2564* [[[RPC-989]]] - The Angel
2565* [[[RPC-990]]] - Legion
2566* [[[RPC-991]]] - Chronovisor
2567* [[[RPC-992]]] - Seabed Lab
2568* [[[RPC-993]]] - The Memories Beneath Her Bed
2569* [[[RPC-994]]] - [ACCESS DENIED]
2570* [[[RPC-995]]] - The Greatest Pitchman
2571* [[[RPC-996]]] - ...And they never came back down.
2572* [[[RPC-997]]] - Abyssal Legionaries
2573* [[[RPC-998]]] - The Battle of Hawaii
2574* [[[RPC-999]]] - Helping Hands
2575[[/div]]