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1As of now I am about to reveal the most classified of top secret information known to ANY arcadian official that has ever been in TGI or on the great and powerful roblox.com, The TGI shutdown was all a god damn conspiracy and we've fooled EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU. We've taken this time to secretly train in the underground pyramids of Club Penguin, Castellian has ordered us to be prepared for our return to roblox bigger and stronger than ever seen. As of now TaintedDark, Eraticus, Brian987987, Lysander, Stitches10 and many more of our loyal and honorable soldiers have dedicated their lives to club penguin and Arcadia as a whole. The Arcadian military has taken over club penguin's Cardjitsu and have been RCL training using the vast games found on the site, such as the snow ball throwing and fishing to train our endurance and skill. Our mouse clicking skills are over the top, and we will surely beat you once and for all you should be very afraid right now.
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4When the dust settles, We shall Prevail, Glory To Arcadia.
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6Are you kidding me punk? You really want to try me? A peasant, no slave to my own whim is challenging its master's advice. You dare step on the grounds of the likes of real men, where you yourself aren't even worth an eighth of that. Your ignorance makes me laugh, kid. You have some nerve. If I wasn't entirely disgusted, I'd be impressed. You're not worth the time of anyone and it's about time I fix your disgusting ignorance towards your own position. I will make the name "Gringo" mean hell to you.
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9I have literally asked you guys to go into overdrive.. to push yourselves, to get you guys that next step that we've wanted to go, you know. We have taken that step, we've all done this as one clan, one.. team. But we're not there yet. We still aren't - we've still got one more clan left to go. Just one. We, have apparently have been ratted out by someone in this TeamSpeak, but it matters not. Because tomorrow, we're going to be marching on their doorstep. It matters not that they know now but apparently we've been ratted out and it looks like we already have a confirmation of who. Shame on you.
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11But it doesn't matter. We have allied - the clans that we have wanted to ally. We have beaten every single clan out there. We have won each and every one of our battles either through the shake of the hand of friendship, or the point of the sword of war. We - are going to win the clan game. We have engaged every single one, we have defeated RAA, we have destroyed alliances such as FoS, we have gone along and we have allied the best of the best, we have a Coalition of Steel on our backs, we have the masters of WIJ, we have the fricking badasses of Frost Clan, we have the motherfrickers who scream PRO PATRIA at our side. We have everyone we need - together. But we just need that one, last, step. And that one last step is going to be the broken, red banners of those MOTHERFREAKING VAKTOVIANS, that have plagued us, that have flamed us, that has done every single thing to step us down so that they can keep their little freaking reputation together. No more. NO MORE. Because tomorrow is OUR day, tomorrow is Arcadia's day, tomorrow is the day that we take that last step. That last step to where we win the clan game. Where we have done EVERYTHING.
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13This isn't just a matter of Glory to Vaktovia, this isn't a matter of marching to tomorrow; glory to ourselves, glory to us. As we have made it. We just have to cross the finish line. And the finish line is in black and red. Cut it down. Shoot it. Bomb it. Destroy it. Take that last step. Together, come with me, and we will win - it's as simple as that. GLORY TO ARCADIA.
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15Before OP posts this, he licks clean the final remnants of the Spicy Nacho Dorito flavoring from his fingertips and adjusts his fedora to the proper smug angle. As the unionized factory of his mind nimbly constructs a logically coherent argument, a bulwark of reason, his fingers, poised along the home row of keys, begin to type. As the words begin to appear on the screen of his MacBook Air he wipes the sweat from his brow, a result of the arduous task of a day of rationalization and takes a generous swig of Code Red Mountain Dew. As OP nears the completion of his assertion and he types his final conclusion, he hovers his mouse cursor over the submit button. With his left hand he strokes the bristly stubble of his beard while he contemplates the significance of his post. He knows before he submits that his remarks may offend several, possibly even dozens of ignorant, narrow-minded, superstitious fundamentalists. Fully weighing the possible consequences of his actions, OP bravely clicks submit. Upon his submission, he closes his eyes and gently chuckles to himself. He then becomes overwhelmed by a blissful wave of euphoria, OP is aware of all that is, was, or will be. Everything becomes clear to him, so simple yet elegant. When he opens his eyes he stares into the vastness of space, at all the primordial nebulae and all of the stars in the cosmos. He then stares into the dark abyss, the emptiness of the furthest reaches of the universe and asks aloud "Is anyone there?” However the only answer he receives is the silence of the void. OP smirks and muses to himself “I thought so” as he has a hearty laugh. OP awakes from his vision and glances at his computer screen with a smile still across his face.
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17my name is Surgo my loyalty is and always will be to the raa i will fight for raa any time so will my friends Sasook and Sillylego all raa send me a friend reqest or message if u need something i acept all raas friend reqest and reply to all messages i also get in fights at my school and i never lose i am also a good hit man if you need somebody killed message me i will kill them just give me the name of who to kill also iwill do other things like send people messages about stuff just message me if you need someone killed or messaged or warned note i willl not kill any raa members only if they are spys or trators
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19I have felt that my position has been in the minority when comparing DKR to Mario Kart 64. I hope that by posting this I can shift the paradigm to a more objective comparison as opposed to blind nostalgia. Here are some points that I'll present to you that not only argue for the vast scope of content in the game, but also its superior quality. I. Scope 1.MORE RACETRACKS: Mario Kart has 16 tracks that are pretty fun. Diddy Kong, however, has 20 tracks. TWENTY. These tracks are just as long and have awesome obstacles such as the drawbridge you can raise in Boulder Canyon. 2.ADVENTURE/PLOT: Not only does Diddy Kong racing have a championship mode (trophy races) akin to the Grand Prix of Mario Kart, but there is an ENTIRE ADVENTURE MODE and PLOT. There is a HUGE hub world which also doubles as a race track (bringing the number of playable tracks in Diddy Kong up to 21). There are balloons, keys, amulets, and trophies to collect. 3.BOSSES: We've already determined that there are more tracks in Diddy Kong Racing as well as a hub world that we can add as a race. In addition to this, we have 5 bosses that you can race on 6 different tracks! This brings our sum total of racing tracks to 27! That makes Mario Kart's 16 tracks look like an UNFINISHED GAME. 4.UNLOCKABLE CHARACTERS: Both Mario Kart and Diddy Kong Racing start you off with 8 playable characters. Diddy Kong Racing then comes and gives you 2 MORE unlockable characters that brings the sum total to 10 and give you an additional goal to work towards. 5.VEHICLES: The variation in vehicles is something that you will not see in Mario Kart. You get one option, karts. In Diddy Kong Racing, you get karts, HOVERCRAFTS, AND PLANES. 6.OTHER: There are CHEAT CODES that you can input and change the content of the game. One of these codes is for a CO-OP ADVENTURE MODE. This was revolutionary, and Mario Kart 64 did not have his feature. It's a shame that Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart 8 still haven't caught up to Diddy Kong Racing in this regard. II. Quality I know that quality may seem like a subjective comparison, but I hope to give you concrete pieces of evidence that show the skilled craftsmanship of Diddy Kong Racing. 1.TRACK DESIGN: Let's take a Mario Kart track such as Wario Stadium. It's hills, walls, and dirt. That's it. That's the entire track, there's no variation. What about Toad's Turnpike? Cars, roads, more cars and more roads. Rainbow Road? One big rainbow where the second half of the track looks the same as the first. Now let's look at Diddy Kong Racing. In Crescent Island you have a road, then you go into a cave, then you go back to the road, then you go into a PIRATE SHIP, BACK OUT TO THE ROAD, AND THEN INTO ANOTHER DARKER CAVE. Even the simplest level, Ancient Lake, goes from road to DINOSAURS. 2.MUSIC: David Wise, the composer of the Diddy Kong Racing Music, is a genius and the score from each track perfectly MATCHES THE ENVIRONMENT. Snowflake Mountain sounds wintry, Future Fun Land sounds futuristic, and the Boss battles sound intense. Too many Mario Kart scores sound like they just whipped them up and could have used them in any of the tracks. 3.ART AND TEXTURES: Diddy Kong Racing is color-rich and a marvel to look at. Mario Kart has a very unattractive black outline to many objects and too many dark levels where you can't see what's in front of you. If you compare the spooky tracks of the two games (Banshee Boardwalk vs. Haunted Woods), you'll see Banshee Boardwalk is mostly pitched black, hurts your eyes, and is cluttered with choppy pixelated graphics. Haunted Woods is more pleasant to look at and actually possible to race on. You can see how the artists added a reddish hue to the sky and really put work into the buildings, fountains, and generally making the map look good. So there you have it. Mario Kart 64 was a great first step. Diddy Kong Racing is on another level.
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21I like how everything I said was made off of pure observational fact.
22But like youre flimsy beliefs, & your own observations,
23you don't even have a way of telling what my beliefs are.
24I never told you what they are.
25I never dropped any conclusive indications of what they are either.
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27For all you know, for all the information you actually have, I could actually be a 100% hardcore Athiest, or some Agnostic that thinks & believes only in biology or science to prove his way in life, hence goes against public believe, & the mainstream bandwagons on the subject of LGBT, in either direction, & simply cites what he knows about biology of the force, or science, to prove that over all in every standard of reasoning there could possibly be, that it would be detrimental to the human race both long term & short term, & it east away at the very welfare & survival of the human race, both on planet earth, in our perspective environments, & the stars & perhaps beyond.
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29So I mean really you're pretty clueless here, both in your beliefs & observations.
30I mean you probably don't even have a real personal reason for believing in what you believe in, other than your friends, social media, the internet, news politics, & or family or out mainstream outlink/out sources influenced you & partially peer pressured & or intimidated-peer pressured you into believing, or going along with what you believe in now.
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32So was this thread a morale booster for yourself?
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34I don't get why a private message wouldn't have worked, but I guess you need to increase your C&G reputation for your own personal gain.
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36I can tell that this is another attempt to try to boost me down a level, to use me as a punching bag, to say that I am not a good leader.
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38But, I can say that you were never a good leader, you haven't accomplished anything, no one respects you, and most importantly you will always set a bad example for the clan world. Acting childish, ignorant and immature does not justify you as a good "soldier".
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40I am proud to say that a good soldier comes with honor and intelligence. 
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42Not being the best "RCLer" and pushing the newest clans around. 
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44I came to realize, it doesn't matter what you think of me. I have tough skin, and the only way to break me, my clan, or any of that requires tougher skin. Not that soft skin you roll around with trying to act superior.
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46You may keep attempting to destroy me or not; I doubt you had the ability to try to read all of this anyway.
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48But, I will continue on, no matter what happens.
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50Bye, I won't reply because I don't need to feed attention to you people anymore.
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52All I wanted to do when I came to FC was have fun but you all ruined it with your cyber bullying and trolling techniques. Ever since I made that post about FEAR being better than VAK you've been bashing my posts on here no matter HOW ACCURATE they are. I came on the forums to share thoughts and opinions. But apparently in FC, there are no such things as opinions. Only facts. And anyone who does something 'autistic' or 'dumb' is always bashed for doing an innocent and legal something in their life. I ask you this: what if that person actually DOES have autism? How does that make them feel? I'll tell you what: depressed.
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54The FC ruins lives.
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56What the darn-diddly-doodily did you just say about A-SOV, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily-flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily
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58Okay I have a problem with this, weren't we all weak? Pitiful? Hell yeah, but what did we do? We strove to be greater, not so we can laugh at the weak, but it was something inside of us that sparked it, cockiness has gotten too far. Kings, warriors. This is how a revolution starts, slowly. I hate these comments honestly.
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60After entering the Teamspeak, I was immediately approached by Seviro with the question "Why are you talking down on my clan?". I replied with a simple "what do you mean", as I've never had beef or any disagreement with A-Sov before. Seviro then replied with "You're spreading bull sh*t lies about how an A-Sov member is mass spamming all VACs with a key log". I replied with "It's a true statement". He then refused to listen to the fact that I repeatedly asked why A-sov is doing such a thing last night, but instead he sat and watched as his member started a fight with me about it, and as I retaliated I was removed from the Teamspeak. I did not rejoin the server, as I felt it would only make it worse so I left it at that.
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62Then today, after me and Seviro started arguing over basic Roblox arguments (Clans, opinions, etc). While we were arguing Seviro asked me "What have you done in the clan world". I replied with "I've led 4 super clans, and my eras were spread across my previous accounts." After telling him the accounts I led, he then continued to insult the activity of these clans. So my ego practically forced me to retaliate. I then started to insult A-Sov, and the RAT community until I was banned.
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64I apologize for my statements, and my actions. I know I was in the wrong here, but I'm here to try to clear my name as I lead a clan and I do not want this to reflect on Red Spire.
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66In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent.
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68In my opinion I believe we are moving forward. Allowing an individual to experience a new opportunity, with continued support from both his peers and the high command, I believe that is an example we should all set. It does not matter where you start, what matters is your continued devotion and commitment, and for that I would like to thank both Superdee and Lentex. Even if it does not work out for them I hope they are able to make the most of the opportunity and learn what is needed in order to continue in their personal development.
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70These are two individuals which make up a large collective of people that are constantly dedicating their time to try and improve RAT, so that it is a place for everyone to enjoy. These people will not always get their decisions right, but what they are doing is taking a method and trying it, and if it fails they will admit it frankly and try another, but above all at least they are trying something.
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72What I do have a concern with is an Individual, who is a former RAT Admiral, criticising two individuals on the forum without explaining any reasoning behind it. How on earth can you expect an individual to improve without first providing some reasoning for that individual to improve, and some constructive comments that they can take on board and move forward on. Instead you open two individuals up to the criticism of many, who do not understand the situation at hand. 
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74If anything I believe what you are suggesting by "RAT's system being broken" is the opposite of what your in-depth message is implying. RAT's system would be broken if people like you were still here, because how would we be able to support our members when a fellow admiral opens them up to irrelevant and useless criticism that is not constructive or offer support on how to improve? Instead we are offering the opportunity for people to try new things, with the support of those in the Officer Core and the High Command.
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76What is unrealistic is to expect a clan to be perfect in every way. If that is what makes a good, working system then I am sorry but RAT would not fit into that category.
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78Instead I would put RAT in a category where we understand no one is perfect, and instead wish to support people to continue to develop and try new experiences. The same way we all had to learn our skills. But most of all what makes me proud of RAT is each and every member on this forum, who has come to the defence of two individuals that they might not know, because no matter what your opinion of them, you have gone about it totally the wrong way.
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80Attention, FROST CLAN! If you were just at my training, you must of thought it was horrible. Well, let me tell you something... THIS IS MY FIRST TRAINING AND YOU BREAK ME DOWN TO TEARS SAYING MY TRAINING WAS TERRIBLE. YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T ASK TO BE HERE. I CAME HERE LOOKING FOR A LIVING AND MOVING ON. BUT, NO... ALL OF YOU BERATE ME.... EVIL PEOPLE. YOU BULLY ME ONLINE BECAUSE I DID ONE THING WRONG. ONE THING. DON'T EVER COME INTO MY TRAINING AND TELL ME HOW BAD I AM. BECAUSE: Putting Someone Down Will Never Help You Reach The Top. Thank you all for who liked it. And some of you, Yes, I'm talking to you Ghosty2SPOOKS are just plain asses. So, please... TAKE IT INTO CONSIDERATION AND THINK WHAT WOULD HAPPENED IF I CAME INTO YOUR TRAINING AND MADE YOU CRY TO TEARS...... THINK ABOUT IT. 
81When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless...
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83DON'T READ UNLESS YOU ARE FROST CLAN. IF YOU COME AND BERATE ME, I WILL REPORT YOU.
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85SO 'MERICA IS THE LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE AND ONCE THERE WERE THOSE NATIVES WHO LIVED IN TENTS BECAUSE THEY WERE DUMB TO NOT KNOW WHAT BRICK IS AND BUILD HOUSES OUT OF IT, THEN COLUMBUS CAME, AND HIM BEING DUMB TOO THOUGHT THIS WAS INDIA, COLUMBUS SPEAKED TO THE NATIVES IN 'MERICAN (BECAUSE 'MERICAN IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE UNIVERSE) AND SAID "HEY 'YALL IS THIS INDIA" AND THE NATIVES REPLIED "LOLNO NOW GTFO" AND COLUMBUS THOUGHT THE NATIVES WERE CRAZY SO HE JUST SAID "WHAT DO YOU HAVE HERE IN INDIA" AND THE NATIVES "WELL WE HAVE THIS THING CALLED CORN AND TENTS AND THATS ABOUT IT" AND COLUMBUS SAID "WOW COOL! CAN WE HAVE ALL THIS AND JUST ABOUT ALL YOUR LAND" AND THE NATIVES REPLIED "LOLNO" AND COLUMBUS GOT MAD AND STARTED A MASS KILLING OF THE NATIVES SO THEY CAN CLAIM THE CORN AND TENTS AND THEN SUDDENLY CHUCK NORRIS APPEARED IN A GIANT PUFF OF SMOKE AND CREATED GEORGE WASHINGTON OUT OF THE DIRT OF 'MERICA AND THEN DISAPPEARED INTO A PUFF OF SMOKE AGAIN, GEORGE WASHINGTON LEAD 'MERICA BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS MADE HIM, AND THEN HE DIED DUE TO A DUMB INCIDENT WE WONT TALK ABOUT, ANYWAYS 'MERICA DOING 'MERICAN THINGS EXPANDED TROUGHT THE CONTINENT AND ENCOUNTERED THE FRENCH, THE FRENCH SAID "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR LAND GET OUT" (THOUGH IT WASNT EXACTLY THAT BECAUSE THOSE PEASANTS DONT SPEAK 'MERICAN) AND THE 'MERICANS SAID "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN" AND MIRACUOLOUSLY THE FRENCH SPOKE 'MERICAN AND SAID "I SAID GTFO YOU NERDS" AND THE 'MERICANS SAID "WHO SAID THIS WAS YOUR LAND" AND WITH THE HELP OF THEIR DAD (THE BRITS EVEN THOUGH THEIR LAME) KILLED THE FRENCH AND CLAIMED THEIR LAND, THOUGH SOON AFTER THEY SPLIT UP AND BECAME CANADA (A SLIGHTLY LESS COOLER VERSION OF 'MERICA WITH MAPLE SYRUP AND SNOW AND APOLOGIZING), AS THEY MARKED WEST THEY ENCOUNTERED THE SPANISH, THE 'MERICANS SAID "HOWDY LOSERS" AND THE SPANISH SAID "NO SPEAK AMERICANO" AND THEN THE 'MERICANS REPLIED "YOU DONT SPEAK 'MERICAN AND NOW YOU MUST DIE" AND THEN THEY DECLARED WAR AGAINST THE SPANISH AND GOT TEXAS, THE COOLEST STATE IN THE WORLD YEEHAW AND THE WILD WEST HAPPENED, AFTER THEY RAN OUT OF LAND THEY WENT "AW CRAP WE RAN OUT OF PEOPLE TO MURDER, IF ONLY A REBELLION SUDDENLY APPEARED SO I COULD DELIBERATELY OPPRESS THEM" AND THEN THE CONFEDERATES APPEARED IN THE SOUTH AND THE 'MERICANS SAID "HOLY CRAP MY WISH CAME TRUE", THE CONFEDERATES THEN SAID "HOWDY 'YALL, SEE THIS THING WHERE I MERCILESSLY BEAT BLACK PEOPLE SO THEY DO WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING BUT IM NOT BECAUSE IM LAZY? WELL IM BRINGING TO 'MERICA BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A PERFECT COUNTRY, YEEHAW" AND THE 'MERICANS WENT "WELL THATS JUST DUMB" AND THEY WENT TO WAR AGAIN AND THEY WENT ALL "PEW PEW" AND THE CONFEDERATES WERE ALSO GOING "PEW PEW" BUT THE CONFEDERATES DIED BECAUSE THEY DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH PEWS, AND AFTER THEY BOUGHT ALASKA FROM DANG COMMIES (AND EXPLOITED ITS NATURAL RESOURCES AFTER THAT) AND TOTALLY PEACEFULLY ANNEXED HAWAII, A VOLCANIC GROUP OF ISLANDS WHICH WILL SINK INTO THE OCEAN IN LESS THAN 10 SECONDS THE 'MERICANS DECIDED TO LOOK AT YUROPOOR WHERE THEY DONT SPEAK 'MERICAN, AND IT TURNS OUT THE SERBS WERE KILLING AUSTRIANS AND EVERYONE GOT MAD AT THEM, SO THEY STARTED A HUGE WAR BECAUSE WAR SOLVES EVERYTHING AND 'MERICA SAID "WOW THATS DUMB" AND STAYED AWAY FROM THAT ONE, ONCE THE ISSUE WAS RESOLVED ANOTHER WAR SOMEHOW HAPPENED THERE BECAUSE THE YUROPOORS ARE SO STUPID THEY DONT LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES, SO 'MERICA BUSTED IN AND WENT ALL "YEEHAW IM A COWBOY" AND KILLED GERMANS AND ITALIANS AND THE FRENCH TOO, ALSO THERE WAS THIS THING WHERE THE DUMB JAPANESE BOMBED OUR PORTS AND WE BOMBED THEM BACK WITH MUCH MORE POWER BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT, ANYWAYS AFTER THE GERMANS WERE DEAD THE COMMIES THAT SOLD US ALASKA WERE ALL LIKE "WOW THANKS 'MERICA YOU SAVED US FROM THE GERMANS, BUT SINCE NATURAL ORDER CANT HAPPEN WITHOUT A BAD GUY, I MUST BE THE NEW BAD GUY" AND THE 'MERICANS WERE LIKE "OH NO ITS SUPERGERMANS" AND THE COMMIES STARTED PRODUCING NUCLEAR WEAPONS TOO, IT BECAME TOO RISKY FOR BOTH OF THEM TO PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON TO LAUNCH A MISSILE BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY WILL SEND SOME BACK AND THE WORLD WILL GO BOOM, SO THINGS HAPPENED IN AFGHANISTAN AND VIETNAM (WHICH 'MERICANS LOST, WHAT A SHAMEFUL EVENT) AND OTHER PLACES WE DONT CARE ABOUT, AND THEN THE COMMIES BUILT SOMETHING CALLED A "ROCKET" WHICH WAS JUST A BIGGER MISSILE THAT DOESNT REALLY CRASH INTO THINGS AND JUST PUT PEOPLE INTO SOMETHING CALLED "SPACE" WHICH IS THIS BLACK STUFF ABOVE OUR FLAT EARTH AND SINCE WE WERE TOO DUMB TO BUILD "ROCKETS" WE JUST TOOK THE COMMIE TECH AND BUILT OFF IT, AND WE ALSO STAGED LANDING ON THE MOON SO WE CAN MAKE THE COMMIES ANGRY, THE COMMIES WENT ALL "GRR THEY WENT TO THE MOON" AND THEY BLEW UP INTO A BILLION OTHER COUNTRIES THAT WERENT AS EVIL, WE WENT ALL "'MERICA SAVES THE DAY AGAIN" AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE "YOUR OUR HERO 'MERICA" UNTIL THE MUSLIMS CAME AND SAID "ALOHA SNACKBAR" AND BLEW UP TWO TOWERS AND THEY CRASHED OUR PLANES, BUT WE KICKED THEM OUT OF OUR FREE COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY WERENT FREE ENOUGH, AND THEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS HAPPENED THAT WERE NOT WORTH MENTIONING AND THAT BRINGS US TO 'MERICA TODAY.
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87'MERICA IS FULL OF HISTORY AND YOU SHOULD LEARN IT, SO I HOPE YOU LEARNED A THING OR TWO IN THIS THREAD, MAY GOD BLESS YOU, AND MAY GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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89Looks like my clan, Zyndra, is taking Arkes stand.
90We're reusing and fixing your old Technology.
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92We're also taking Arkes uniform, since Arke is gone.. and we're the next runners up to creating a new arke.
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94And to all of you out there, here's a time for me to give a speech.
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96I, Commander of Zyndra, am going to welcome you all to the new clan world, where the future gets even more futuristic. We'll keep going, and going where no other robloxian has gone before. We're going to take up where Arke failed and left off, and we're going to carry that torch through time and space. We're not limited like most of you other clans are- because we don't take the normal boundaries of genres, we don't care for anyone standing in our way, we'll just brush past them. Now, this Technology should spread like a wildfire, and we're going to light that fire, with the Torch of Arke.
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98Zyndra's Race, and mission, is to be Soldiers of the Arke, which is going to be the title of our Future planet, and our Dropship fleet.
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100So, here we go ROBLOX, Arke has not died- Because Zyndra holds it's will.
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102I've had enough of your crap.
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104Every day, you come onto here and act like a complete bully to others. You do to make you sound cool and to gain attention.
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106It needs to stop.
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108It's rude and annoying.
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110Hello, are you interested in jumping off a cliff?
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112If you are, I strongly suggest joining a group of others who are enjoy doing so as well. We are a group of su1c1dal people, looking for active, loyal members. Regardless of how good you are jumping-wiss, Cliff Jumpers's HR's will mold you into both a great su1c1de committer, and a model dead guy. If you join and are active, I guarantee that you will have success within this fantastic group.
113If you decide to join, I suggest you buy the uniform (it's called blood splatters in the catalog). The uniform is a great way to represent Cliff Jumpers, and should also be worn at all group events. Upon joining you will be thrown off a cliff, Hope to see you soon!
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115Join us: Niagara Falls, NY 14303
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117Apparently some kiddos with 3rd world Internet and trash aim need to be beaten into oblivion I see?
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119The stupidity of the swine in FoA's high command to war an established clan has caught me off guard, and I will take the honor upon myself to eradicate this disgrace of a clan from C&Gs memory. This war shall not end until FDR and Churchill come back from the grave to sucker punch this incompetent fiend of a fake fascist know as "dystratala" back into the pit of vermin where he belongs.
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122Apparently having an OP base gave you idiotic scum the idea that you were some how on par with A-Sov - but you're not. In fact, you're so pathetic TFC could probably stomp over you.
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124I can't wait to trash all over you guys during the war, making sure your cries for help are only answered with the tearing downus of thy balls. 
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127I'd like to take this opportunity to publically announce by feelings of affection towards Pragmatist. 
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129Prag is like a role-model and father figure to me, each raid is a thrust forward into our relationship and it's one of the best ones I've had with a leader. He's so understanding and takes the time to care for each and every one of his members, he's a true inspiration and is a soft but firm leader. I soon came to realise, he was my zing.
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136You claim to be what? The spokesman of the SCC? The person who gathers all these clans and then does nothing to help? I've seen the problems you've been causing recently. The one where you leaked a clans tech because you can or they did nothing to you? Then you start threatening them with people, such as nick and alex. You are one of the very reasons this community has become toxic honestly, we used to not be so bad, community wise. But people like you come along and think everything needs to go your way or you'll take this to real life and try to ruin people's fun. Very sad indeed, I wasn't going to get involved in this but enough is enough. My friends, peers, and fellow leaders. We must not simply give in to this pathetic fool. Leave the SCC, leave TSL, leave any alliance you have with this guy. Block him on everything. Just kick him out of our community, the sooner we get rid of the toxic people within our community, the sooner we may begin to work together to fix up our community and not only help ourselves but our fellow clans. Smaller clans, bigger clans. All clans, rise up together.
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140I realize that some of you newer V O I D members may not remember me, so I thought I would make an introduction and explain my return.
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142I met Nick (ISOLAYTOR) in around 2009. He was then playing under the username "UltimateHobo". We didn't really talk much or become close until late 2010 when he was making his group, V O I D. He had lead groups before, but I never associated with them. I joined V O I D and pretty quickly became 2iC because I was one of our six active members. We fought TRA and won with these six active members in a final battle, letting whoever joined the server first fight in the battle.
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144Time went on, and V O I D grew. I was even given the  group at one point, though it was poorly timed because I was forced to quit for 2-3 months. I held the group for Nick while he also quit, then returned and made Arcen, which I was also a co-leader of. All of our clans always thrived. Nick knew how to get members, and I knew how to stay afloat in the clan community and advised him on 90% of our decisions. We were a force to be reckoned with for a long time, nearly 5 years.
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146Time went on, and as rumors spread of our war with VAK, Jimmywind joins. He buys us a TS3 and gets a high rank pretty quickly because of his VAK experience, and the insider info that came with it. I take a more passive role in the group, and eventually leave, dissatisfied with Jimmy's decisions (e.g. transitioning the clan to Planetside 2). Over and over for the next year I hear horror stories about his awful decisions and the horrible things he wants to do with the group ISOLAYTOR and I built from the ground up. We urged him to demote Jimmy to a more passive role, but he refused, because he was insanely active and a 'good high rank'
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148Yshaarj recently drew the line when Jimmy started questioning his decisions, and declared war on The Forest Clan, a half-dead clan that has never done anything relevant.  V O I D has always been about beating groups we were seen as the underdog to, unless provoked, so this went against our ideals on top of Jimmy undermining the King's authority. Multiple arguments caused Yshaarj to give an ultimatum; pull it together, or leave. Eventually, Jimmy was demoted, and he left. Essentially exiled, really. V O I D deserves better high ranks than Vaktovian rejects.
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150With my return, I will help lead V O I D back to our former glory. We will not exist only to beat on weak groups. We will not promote our friends to high ranks for free, without ever having served V O I D in their lives. We will not turn our backs on our allies.
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155What are you skilled at on Roblox?
156I'm skilled at pretty much everything I've been mentored by the finest VAK mentors around they taught me everything I needed to know I could even at one stage beat them and get a 10-0 KDR at swampy Moon Post we use to stand on the gates and act like we owned the place like this is our empire but really it was Vaktus and Gannex that owned the place round here.
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158So one day we went and made VAC we wanted to have some control over the empire so we we made VAC to teach the younger generation of VAK members. We acted strong in front of them we even exiled some of the bad members out of VAC but Gannex did not like this he said we need all the VAK members we could get as VAK was getting inactive.
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160When I got exiled from VAK I moved onto building and scripting I've been one of the best builders on ROBLOX for so many years I've just never told anyone about I've kept all my work for many years I even helped build all of the VAK bases/outposts and even scripted it as well.
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165I once was a young boy but I've grown up into a real warrior I use to RCL but got to #1 so I changed I joined some groups and went raiding everyday with my fellow players I always came first I we won every raid and raided until it was dawn one night we even used bowls as toilets and at one point I had to use a towel to clan myself up.
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167ROBLOX has changed it's now for casuals I can see that VOID is the only clan not for casuals the real man get into VOID and the boys go into VAK I can now see it clearly with my eyes I can see the red light of VOID at the end of it it's my destiny to become a VOID member and to become a loyalist to the holy land and nation of the ISO empire.  
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169ISO I'm the younger image of you I'm a smaller picture of you I can grow up to be the next holder of VOID I can become the king of it and lead it to victory taking on my past history of clans and breaking the chains of VAK that have been holding us down ever since the dawn of ROBLOX I helped make it I'm the only one who can take down VAK who can crush it without even lifting a finger.
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171HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZE
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173Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. 
174If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! 
175I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! 
176I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!
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178eat my ass you dirty little fucking nigger i'm gonna pound you until you scream for daddy, which will be me by the time i'm done ravaging your little fucking ripe anus you fucking hear me you twat i will shove my iron fucking fist so far up your ass you'll be my rectal fucking puppet you goddamn ugly motherfucker
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183I hear this everyday, what's your point? It's not going to get you anywhere by telling me that my games are stolen or copied or whatever they are. I will keep making front page games and profit out of them. I don't care if they are copied or not. They give me what I want, which is money and fame. Your opinion is irrelevant to me as it's pointless. It just shows how jealous you are and are not capable of the skills to get a front page game.
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185Most of the replies on this thread are probably gonna be dumb and almost everyone else will probably bandwagon on that. If I am so ''irrelevant'' why do you care so much about me lol?? Get over it and move on with your life instead of wasting your time on me.
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187I am successfull, you are down in the gutter, that's the truth.
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189This thread is only meant to my haters. Don't get offended if you are my friend :)!
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191Recently a harassment suit was filed against me by 32 girls at my school. Local papers call me the "bill cosby" of Georgia. Just like with Mr. Cosby, these allegations are so fake.
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193The Principal has went ahead and expelled 14 of the girls and 8 more are in ISS for 'false claims'. 
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195However sadly they are investing 10 claims of harassment and I will be forced off for a while. After I launch my lawsuit college will be fully paid for however. 32 families x 30,000 a piece is a big pay day. 
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197Believe it or not Proelio actually helped me write up my defense and he did some investigating on my behalf to discover a majority of the false accusations. Hehe..
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199Sometime last night, there was a wild claim going around that talked about how the RAT Team’s weaponry (exclusively), was dealing double the damage than the raiding team was dealing. I’d like to open this by first asking -- If this was true, how would wins previous to this war be obtained had we been dealing double damage? Even so, V O I D, as confirmed by jimmywind over TS3, had raided us during the TGI-RAT war and managed a win against our members. This is clearly not the case. After discussion with rodgerdodger, I revealed to him the way that damage was handled. The damage in the shop you see is not a constant damage. Each player will be assigned a base damage for that gun that will be offsetted by a few damage points either positively or negatively. In the video you saw rodgerdodger and boost fighting in, the weapons rodgerdodger had were negatively affected by this system, while boost was more than obviously positively affected. This goes for both teams, both teams can have a lower or higher base damage. The context of the video looks bad, but the system itself is neutral. Since then, the damage system has been removed and TGI has still to defeat us at our fort. Sierra in itself is not a fort you can simply rush into - it is a fort that requires teamwork and a plan. I cannot be at fault for something out of my control. Rodgerdodger was given the opportunity to, on a join me, view the source code of the scripting at Sierra to confirm there was no such malicious mechanic in place, but refused to view the join me.
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201Three of my brood ate breakfast standing up this morning after a very unpleasant evening last night. And during the process I learned a trick that I will add to my repertoire.
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203After the dinner dishes were cleaned up I announce that I wanted to see the three of them in the family room downstairs. The silence that accompanied that announcement was deafening.
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205The three of them shuffled downstairs and I got the receipts that I wanted to discuss with them. When I met them downstairs I was immediately greeted with “What did we do?” and a bunch of semi-innocent looks. Then I asked them what they had for lunch on Wednesday and who had the Chinese food (two of the receipts were for the food court at the mall). The response was the deer in the headlights look with a lot of shuffling of their feet and the downward looks to the floor.
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207We had a long period of question and answer and I did not like the answers I got. One of my queries was how they got out of school without being caught. The response made me much madder. They had a fire drill right at the beginning of study hour after attendance was taken. Since study hall is a huge amount of students they felt that they would not be noticed and rather than go back to the class room they snuck off to the mall for a while. I really chewed them out as if this was a real fire and they could not be accounted for all sorts of things would follow.
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209I was hot, so I left them downstairs while I went upstairs to cool off a bit before I roasted their butts. 
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211One of the wonderful things that has happened during our construction project is I met Donna. She is an angle! She paints, she wallpapers, she decorates, she sets tile, she is amazing. She does this on a part time basis so she works on evenings and weekends and boy does she work. She came to do some painting last night and she could see that I was upset when I came into the kitchen.
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213I told her it was going to be noisy in a bit and why and I was really tempted to figure a way for a double spanking, one for going to the mall and one for leaving school during a fire drill. She suggested instead that I rub a heavy coat of baby oil on their bottoms before the spanking as it would really increase the sting. I have never heard of this but since she knows so much about a lot of things I thought I would give it a try.
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215I had a cup of tea with her and then when I had settled down a bit I went and got a bottle of baby oil and went back downstairs. Since the offense was all the same I followed my normal routine and would punish them together. I told my daughters to go stand facing the wall and told my son to bare it and get in position.
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217As the two sniffling girls were studying the paneling, I told my son that we were going to up things a notch and I rubbed a heavy coat of baby oil on his butt and thighs. Then I got my trusty paddle and landed the first smack right on the crack. The results were amazing. He howled and bounced up and down and both hands shot back to his stinging bottom and he started pleading, “No mommie NOOOOOOO!” (It is amazing how a sore butt can take years off the age of a child.) To make a long story short I have never had such an animated or frantic response to the paddle before. He quickly went to the blubber stage and then when he stopped kicking I stopped paddling. No spanking dance from him just a lot of crying and him holding his sore cheeks as I led him to the wall. This was a full sit spot, thigh and crack spanking but good.
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219The girls had equal responses and my oldest girl was the worst. She jumped out of position twice which she has never done before. I don’t know what it does but a coat of baby oil seems to increase the sting mega fold.
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221After they had settled down a bit I told them to get dressed and go immediately to their rooms. I told Donna it seemed to make a difference and that I would keep this in my bag of tricks.
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223This morning for breakfast they all came down wearing baggy clothing and I am sure they had nothing underneath to add to their discomfort. I will most certainly share this trick with my husband when he gets home from his trip this evening. It does kick things up a notch when needed without any bruising or marking.
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225Have you forgotten who you're dealing with? I don't say I'm the best in the world. I AM the best in the world at what I do. Do you understand what I'm saying to you right now? And in case you are all like these idiots and can't get it through your small ass brains, I'm going to tell you all what I do. I COMMAND respect, and I elevated every single idiot in this subforum. Do you understand me? You should all be thanking me because I'm posting on C&G right now. Just posting on the same thread as me puts you on a different level. As a matter fact, you all should be replying right now and thank me for allowing myself to be associated with all of you. Actually, on a second thought, don't reply. Although if I wanted you to reply, you would, trust me. I want all of you right now to APOLOGIZE to me, you stupid idiots. I want all of you to apologize to me for disrespecting me and I want you all to do it right NOW. Because if you don't, you're all going to be very sorry.
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227You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-inept.
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229Here in A-SOV Legal District, just killed this high rank here. It’s fun to steamroll A-SOV here in the A-SOV Legal District. But you know what I like more than steamrolling scrubs? Winning. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of this new legal updates that mean we are gonna win.. It’s like the genius Nikolas Valdez says, “the more you win, the less u chin@zach”
230Now maybe you’ve seen my forum posts where I talk about how I kill an A-SOV member everyday. You know, I kill an A-SOV member everyday not to show off it’s again about the winning. In fact, the real reason I steamroll A-SOV here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that A-SOV still is trash, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a worse group across the C&Gverse crap-posting on my main with only forty seven ROBUX in my account. I didn’t have the Builders Club Upgrade, I had no chance.
231But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors. I found five mentors. And they showed me what they did to steamroll A-SOV. Again, it’s not just about steamrolling losers, it’s about the good life; 100 hp, ROBUX, top of the leaderboard and winning. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are.
232Now, this isn’t an “auto win” scheme. You know, like they say, if things sound too good to be true then RAA is going to steamroll A-SOV. I’m not promising you that you’re gonna be able to become paul321321 and aimbot at Legal District. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my iPhone, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in yourself. Always use aimbot. Have a huge ego. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.”
233Don’t try, don’t try. Be a winner. Like, Nikolas Valdez, the man who started RAA, he said that he was only 11 when he read a book by Helen Keller, and that book changed his life. Books can change your life. And in that book, Helen Keller said “steamrolling” so if you’re a loser, if you suck at gun fighting you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody, But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a Raid Win, maybe it’s a War win, Promotion, or even owning RAA, the #1 group on the ROBLOX.com
234Maybe it’s a new account without so much stress, playing ROBLOX games, doing those things you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand ROBUX. ROBUX, I don’t call it ROBUX anymore, I call it raid wins. You must have enough raid wins to steamroll UCR and live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website (ROBLOX.com), it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free.
235So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing aimbot. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from mentors many years ahead of me. Not just on ROBLOX like this, although I love ROBLOX but also real on-skype mentors. So let me share with you these three tips that have made all the difference in my life. They’re biased, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? see you there on my site on the ROBLOX.com
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237I love RAA more then i love my own mother. I love RAA more then a cold glass of water after a long session of RCLing. I love RAA more then licking the remnants of the Doritos and the drips of mtn dew code red off my fingers. I love RAA more then i love life itself. Synoa is my only love, my only country I could ever hope to server and I love it. I love RAA so much I could slaughter a pig and write "RAA or die" on the side of my grandmas house. I love RAA so much i could eat a rock then poop it out onto the sidewalk. I love RAA so much that I would give up my entire life just to please sasook. I love raa so much that I would give up a Klondike bar for it. The RAA OR DIE'ness is too much to handle for the common member of the clan society. Only ones who truly love raa will be able to handle joining. I love raa more then kayne loves kanye. I love raa more then every grain of sand in the sea. I wipe the sweat off my unibrow every time i RCL then i scrifice it to the country of synoa. I give up 1337 bags of dorritos a year just to please sasuke. I love raa
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239Honestly you could've pulled up a better stunt instead of making yourself look like a complete nicompoop. honestly why am i friends with you, ur so ugly and annoying its aggrivates me. now im mad and my nostrils are flaring with anger because of what you said. these blant lies will make you curl up and die. stop making up these lies cause its not nice. have some respect for yourself, like come on. stop being such a crybaby you freaking wuss AHAHAHAH. what a dork, anyways, stop acussing me of this stuff cause i hate it. i hate you so much dalt ugh words cant even describe how much i hate you. one day you will fall off a cliff and i will be there standing and watching you take your very last moments. i will enjoy every last minute of seeing ur dumbself fal.
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241hello i am tommy dingler, i have been investigating clans and their b.s.
242today we will be reviewing asov, the most corrupt horrible group on roblox ( raa or die )
243every since asov lost the war against RAA it has really been ruined, seviro stalks his members and slaps them in the ass in real life. everyone in seviros hicom has sent seviro 50 jew dabloons. seviro never does anything in his group. he usually hides in a corner and plays civ 5 with this random kid named noah. new members in the asovs are stripped of the jew coins upon entry, asov then simultaneously craps them out by exiling the noob who fell for the jew trap card. so recently asov had a scrimmage against the greatest statue game players (SCSG), in the middle of the night i snuck into seviros kid dungeon and heard him talking about mercenaries, his entire green jackets team were all mercs!!!!!!! i knew this from the moment i joined asov. asovs trainings go like this, they always choose the ginger kid last and give him -50hp, thank god i have no hair, i have a round blocky head. seviro has forever fought against the valiant, mighty, charming, glorious, fantastic, and glorious leader synoan, which was a mistake, a very bad mistake, the RAA's fought ruthlessly on the land of the C&G and seviro hides behind his teamspeak wall saying that they beat RAA 69-0, this was the greatest mistake ever. in 1950 a young man named lordintense went into a airport screaming 
244"ALLAH HU... i'm going to join RAA!" this man was viewed as a terroRAAst in seviros eyes, so seviro spread lies by saying that lord intense was palestinian. i do not recommened you join jewsov they ruin the clan world by stealing our treasure. they crap on the best clans like, JC, GG, GOOGLE, and Facebooks. this is tommy dingler, and there is your episode of "jews in the clan world"
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248science isnt everything. you think that science is the only thing that matters and therefore you are undermining the importance of my beliefs. this is an attack on my beliefs in a way. i don't shove my believes down ur throat so don't shove this garbage down mine. i dont accept it and i never will because i have faith in a higher power. if you don't share this faith. thats fine. but shut the **** up about it. all your doing is making people mad. your not actually proving that my faith is wrong your just asserting this as if it is the truth. its not the truth necessarily. theres plenty of other ways to interpret this trash. gravitational waves? gravity just hold things down all over. it doesn't hold things down in waves. how does this go against my beliefs? im not sure how this disproves anything i believe. scientist cryogenically freeze a rabbit brain so what that doesnt prove that conscienceness is inside the brain they didnt bring the rabbits concsiencess back so this doesnt prove anything i still think its part of the soul next you claim scientist found some particle they thot were impossible well all that shows is that science can be wrong and often is and therefore cant be used against something we know isnt wrong and never changes next you say theres a really big black hole how do you even know what it is you can only see the surface you cant see inside it so how do you know that it sucks things in and is a hole in space it could just look like a hole but not necessarily is so next you bring up quantum light for quantum communication theres only one type of light its made of photons and particles cant communicate they dont have brains next you talk about a mircroscope for malaria and you imply i think that this is prove that science is the cure for disease instead of religion but this microscope might just be the answer to a prayer so its not really from science its just gods way of answeing a prayer god is the one responsible..
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250You can stop with supporting Polymorphic. You all support Polymorphic, you made zepenguin4 feel like a piece of trash in a garbage can. You ignored him, you disrespected him. Have you forgotten that he is the best in this clan world at what he does? Have YOU forgotten? He is the best in this clan world at what he does because he does it ALL. You need him to win wars? He does it. He excels. You need him to help you win a raid? He excels. You need a fresh new idea? He invents new refreshing technology.
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252How about durability? He's never been inactive. Two years in the clan world,he's never been inactive. he was too busy winning wars, and yet you still support Polymorphic. He is NOT the next big thing, he is the ONLY thing. You crown him as the leader, but not once have you considered having zepenguin4 as the leader. He is the best in this clan world at what he does, NOT Polymorphic. Polymorphic been here for five years; the steam is still rising off the cup of his coffee and yet you chose him over zepenguin4 . Shame on all of you.
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254Omg hai ___^ I'm pistoria-san and I absolutely luuuv roblox <3 and my fav part is rcl!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband paul321321!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!!! ^____________________^
255When I walked onto the street =___=I looked up and saw...paul321321!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! * KONNICHIWAS OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII PAUL321321-SENPAI!!!!!* I yelled n___n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *____* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!! [OMG!!!! RLY!!! >.> <.< >.< (0) (0) (0)] then I saw some baka c&ger watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! -________-;;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ò) (ò_ò) (ò_ò) so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH MED CAUSE PAUL-SENPAI LOVES ME!!! (ò_ò) then paul321321 held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!! (O)/ then we went to his apartment and had 42 babies and they all became pro rclers!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!! (^______<)
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257I actually defended you the day you left. The Officer Core found it necessary to say gross things about you even though they pretended to be your "friend", so I stood up for you.
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259In the process of doing so, I ended up having to the leave the Skype room because - as you could assume - everyone jumped on me. In the process I also almost lost an awesome friend. Hell, I may have possibly lost my rank for some of the things I said to the Officers if I had continued.
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261I'm certainly not the only one who stood up for you, either. Other people actually defended you as well.
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263Yet, here we are looking like fools because you have discovered this unfounded urge to act like a dense child on the forums in regards to RAT. Here you are, taking part in the two-faced antics that people have defended you against internally. No more.
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265Take the stick out of your ass and grow up, kiddo..
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267It started with a PM in 2013 When I was 13 years old, I got a pm from SLPM and he was recruitingg me for his group varcolac and said I was good enough to join, he manipulated me while I was young and naive. He made me slave for him running the obby course he made impossible on purpose and wouldn't allow me to leave until I finished it, I used exploits that turned my jump height higher so I could pass. He was satisfied with me but it only lasted for a short amount of time. He tempted me with HR to try to steal my loyalty over but kept it out of reach just enough so he could use me. After months of this he got control and ownership of RUF(Robloxian united forces) and I was forced to follow him there, he had more followers there then before and I was tried my best to gain his attention and stand out but he shut me down. It was not until months of training and endless patrolling where he started to view me as a human being and he allowed me to move up the ranks keeping me to where he could use me the most, he made me pay him 100 R$ a month to stay in RUF and he lured me with the idea of becoming a leader and being able to become what he was. I was stupid to stay with him. After 4 months the other potential HRs were weeded out and I was befriending the other HRs to gain their trust and work my way into the intercircle, SLPM still saw me as a pawn no matter how much I helped and trained. He used me to "test" non functioning game passes so he could leech off me as much as possible and drained me of my mental and physical health. He got into SN as 2ic and quickly moved into Co-owner and left RUF in the dust, I was still attached so I followed. I paid up to officer rank to due to there being to much competition the HRs hated me here but I noticed something, if the HRs hated me so much why wasnt I gone since SLPM wasnt holding me up, or was he? Thats when I knew I had his trust but he still saw me as a pawn. He didnt do anything in SN but relied on me mostly to keep it running and thats where it ends for now, activity died and we members slowly until it was just the HRs due to all the same LRs showing. Then Combo quit roblox forcing us to shutdown SN, SLPM beat me while he drank away his sorrows but I wouldnt leave him I was 2 years in too deep to leave him now.
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269We split ways after this, I would start lmading and gaining profit while he did his own thing. I decided to quit roblox and instead of leaving my value just sit on my account I gave it to SLPM. I gave him roughly 60k in items but he still didnt see me as a friend but a vassal even with what I had done for him. 
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271He then got gallantry and I rejoined and helped him out as a LR but he moved in BL. 
272BL was one the worst running clans I have ever been in, there was no leadership and the HRs didnt get paid anything, we tried to confront SLPM but he contuined to ignore us until one of my close friends and ex BL HR snapped, she was exiled and blacklisted for calling out SLPM, he forced us to play his games until they got to Front page, it was child labor all a money scheme for him exploiting us while we were weak and had no where to go... it was horror. He gets new clans to just boost his ego even further and he pulls me into them all the time, the most recent one was BHB and now its BL again...
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274I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
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276Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
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278There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
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280Alright JCOP we're changing our ways and our play styles. First off everyone in JCOP (Not talking about the high ranks) Will start fresh I'll be picking my commanders based on what I see from you guys. Alright our ego's and smack talk need to change and if we can do that more people will favor us and that will help promote JC a lot. We all need to be loyal don't clan hop stay in JC and don't leave for another clan just because It's a trend. I don't know if you guys have noticed but Paul starts trends for example SF, Fake Vak, TGI, TM, FOA ETC. That's what the clan world has some how turned into very few people are loyal to one group and that Isn't good that's the reason groups fail. I want all of you to understand that we could bring JC back to life we could even start another JCBL but we must change our attitudes first. Second the RCL scrim players here are positions that will never change unless i say so. Br_ce- TNL NiteOwlFac- Mid Gard1perkz- Mid Dalt2306- TNL Laedere- TNL Sybr- Mid God_commando- Mid Notceps- TNL Tousle- Cave Spvios- Cave Fawxco- Cave Tejanoman- Cave Zepenguin4- Cave Malvus- Mid Sovorn- Mid Comraderektangle- TNL lord1perkz- TNL Cra_y- TNL if I didn't say your name you won't be on the RCL scrim team only the raid team which i will be talking about right now and if you think i missed you tell me. Raid team will begin on 6/3/16 and we will be hosting two trainings per day unless we're doing something like raidind because of a war. We'll be doing things no other raid team has done and people will be surprised to see a huge comeback in JC. Now I don't mind the fooling around in this chat you can act as immature as you want but when you are in a place where people will notice you acting immature don't act immature we need to look clean with attitude and all that. Last but not least try your hardest to become better than you already are now most of you think you will never be at a level like Paul321321 EnigmaPenguin or Bomberguy but if they can do it so can you. From now on I don't care anymore no matter who you are if you mess up or show unloyalty I won't be scared to exile you.
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282The FitnessGramâ„¢ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start......... 
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284Zepenguin4 is my favorite meme I have posters of his wisdom all over my basement room and use amibo's of him to destroy my enemies in splatoon. Everyone thinks I am a nerd but I love zepenguin4 and have all of his memes in an encyclopedia of meme knowledge. Once a week I will stay up until 1am reading his original memes, while slurping my orange juice.
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288Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
289But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
290And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest crappost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some sucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some crap that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
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293i really like kraft dinner, you know me. you must relate to this, so you know that moment when you're chillin' on the couch and your mom walks up all in ur face, then places down a bowl of kraft dinner, but when she places it down, you look into the eyes of hell. the kraft dinner is too milky, no margarine, it smells like tires being burnt. your bum squeezes closed as you're terrified to put any of this stuff into your mouth, your mom shouts at you " Well eat it, please " you look at her with a frightened face, and you then close your eyes and reach for the spoon, you "accidently" knock the spoon onto the dirty carpet to buy time, your mom goes back into the kitchen, and your first thought is to go into the bathroom, after standing there for a moment you come out prepared for your last moments in life. but then as you look down it gets even worse, the kraft dinner shapes are starwars figures, and you almost faint because of how revolting it is. after sulking at the bowl of crap you then grab the new spoon that ur mom got you, you lift the sludge into your mouth, you taste the 64 gender colors in your mouth. you then tell your mom "this kraft dinner sux" and you git slapped acrossed the face and the kraft dinner gets taken away.
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295i know this is very relatable so make sure you always cook your kraft dinner yourself, do not ever let ur mom cook it for you
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297what an achievement it is spending two hours of your time jumping around and clicking at other virtual lego figures! man i bet you feel so cool and masculine, why, you can do ANYTHING now.so who won this epic battle? was it VAK or RAT, FEAR or TRA? oh but who cares about winning, after all its just a game, its about having fun and making new friends. nothing too complicated about it, right?now what WOULD be embarrassing would be if post-game you were to rant on about how the opposite team is cheating or such on a forum dedicated to your lego shenanigans. even worse you could spend HOURS on HOURS writing a post bragging about how your team is superior. perhaps its not enough to play the game for two hours and you'd like to engage in some idle and mindless chit chat with other members of the team. no harm done! but im sure this whole process will get tired and repetitive if you were to consistently do it. luckily all virtual battles are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from each other, so you dont just have to jump around and click at each other like you did the last battle. im sure you old'uns out there are full of wisdom and great tricks on how to jump and click at the enemy better.and your knowledge will only grow denser as this game is just too fun so you'll NEVER QUIT.but its okay because you're definitely not addicted, surely thats just impossible right?you can quit whenever you want! but why would you want to, surely more mindless chit chat with the younger members will keep you entertained. 
298oh well fellow c&gers! see u in the next battle :3
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300hello i am tommy dingler, i have been investigating clans and their b.s.
301today we will be reviewing asov, the most corrupt horrible group on roblox ( raa or die )
302every since asov lost the war against RAA it has really been ruined, seviro stalks his members and slaps them in the ass in real life. everyone in seviros hicom has sent seviro 50 jew dabloons. seviro never does anything in his group. he usually hides in a corner and plays civ 5 with this random kid named noah. new members in the asovs are stripped of the jew coins upon entry, asov then simultaneously craps them out by exiling the noob who fell for the jew trap card. so recently asov had a scrimmage against the greatest statue game players (SCSG), in the middle of the night i snuck into seviros kid dungeon and heard him talking about mercenaries, his entire green jackets team were all mercs!!!!!!! i knew this from the moment i joined asov. asovs trainings go like this, they always choose the ginger kid last and give him -50hp, thank god i have no hair, i have a round blocky head. seviro has forever fought against the valiant, mighty, charming, glorious, fantastic, and glorious leader synoan, which was a mistake, a very bad mistake, the RAA's fought ruthlessly on the land of the C&G and seviro hides behind his teamspeak wall saying that they beat RAA 69-0, this was the greatest mistake ever. in 1950 a young man named lordintense went into a airport screaming 
303"ALLAH HU... i'm going to join RAA!" this man was viewed as a terroRAAst in seviros eyes, so seviro spread lies by saying that lord intense was palestinian. i do not recommened you join jewsov they ruin the clan world by stealing our treasure. they crap on the best clans like, JC, GG, GOOGLE, and Facebooks. this is tommy dingler, and there is your episode of "jews in the clan world"
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305LORD GOD PLEASE LET YOUR TRUE & ONLY KINGDOM COME ON EARTH AS IT IS HEAVEN! PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR PEOPLE & PROTECT US FROM EVIL & THOSE THAT SEEK TO DO US HARM & CAUSE GREAT ANGUISH & UNPURPOSEFUL SUFFERING! STRENGTHEN US OH LORD & LET US BE UNWAVERING IN OUR FAITH IN YOU, OUR ALMIGHTY SAVIOR, LORD JESUS CHRIST KING! LORD, PROTECT THOSE IN LANDS THAT HAVE NO WHERE TO RUN OR HIDE AND THAT DO NOT SEEK ANYONE HARM OR POSSESS EVIL & WERE BORN INTO THAT LAND & LIFE THROUGH NO CHOICE OF THEIR OWN! PLEASE LORD, REMEMBER THEM TOO AND SHOW YOUR LIGHT IN THEIR LIFE THAT THEY MAY KNOW YOU AS THEIR SAVIOR, THEIR ETERNAL FATHER! LORD GOD, AS THE FINAL DAYS NEAR, PROVIDE A WAY FOR US TO COPE THROUGH THE EVILNESS & HARDSHIPS WE WILL SEE, FACE & UNDOUBTEDLY ENCOUNTER. ONLY YOU CAN CHANGE THESE EVIL MEN’S HEARTS. IF IT BE YOUR WILL, PROVIDE A WAY FOR THEIR EYES TO BE OPENED, REPENT AND GIVE THEIR LIFE TO YOU. ONLY THEN CAN THIS WORLD EVER BEGIN TO THINK OF HAVING EVEN PEACE & HUMANITY ON EARTH! ONLY YOU JESUS CAN CONQUER DEATH & SNUFF OUT EVIL. YOU LORD WILL GATHER YOUR SHEEP, EVEN THE STRAYED ONES, AND BRING US HOME TO DWELL WITH YOU IN PARADISE FOREVERMORE! THANK YOU SWEET JESUS FOR THAT INFINITE & ETERNAL PROMISE & SENDING US THE HOLY SPIRIT TO HELP US WHILE WE TOIL & LABOR HERE IN THE MEANTIME! YOU ARE THE ONLY HOPE FOR THIS WORLD, OUR ONLY SALVATION, OUR ONLY ESCAPE….THANK YOU SWEET HEAVENLY FATHER FOR THAT INSURMOUNTABLE GIFT OF ETERNAL LIFE!!! PRAISE BE TO YOU GOD! OUR GOD IS MIGHTY TO PRAISE & MIGHTY TO SAVE! I WATCH THIS VIDEO AND AM ON MY KNEES IN REGRET OF MY PETTINESS, BITTERNESS, RESENTMENT, ANGER, NEED TO BE RIGHT, UNFORGIVENESS, BEGRUDGING MENTALITY, HARDENED HEART & CALLOUSED MINDSET TO WHAT I AT THE TIMES’, THOUGHT WAS IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE. I AM ASHAMED OF MY ONENESS, MAKING THE WORLD & LIFE ALL ABOUT ME, LIVING IN MY OWN SAFE BUBBLE, AWARE, BUT NOT TRULY AWARE OF THE ATROCITIES PLAYING OUT IN NEARLY EVERY DARK CORNER OF THE WORLD. I WORRY ABOUT IF I WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD MY ELECTRIC BILL, NEEDING AN OIL CHANGE, FINDING THE PERFECT HOME THAT SUITS MY WANTS WHILE OTHERS ARE BEING SLAUGHTERED, BOMBED, TORTURED, BUT I NEVER SAW IT ALMOST FIRSTHAND TIL TODAY. I ONLY HEARD ABOUT IT. LORD, I SEE IT NOW. IT SHOULDN’T HAVE TAKEN ME HAVING TO SEE THESE HORRENDOUS, TRULY UNIMAGINABLE PURE EVIL HATE ACTS TO REALIZE NONE OF MY STUPID NONSENSE & DAILY STRUGGLES HAS THE IMPORTANCE I PLACE ON THEM! I’M SINCERELY TRULY SORRY FOR THAT & FOR MAKING MY LIFE ABOUT ME MOST OF THE TIME. I NEED LESS OF ME, MORE OF YOU. MAKE ME LESS, MAKE YOU GREATER IN MY LIFE. PLEASE SHOW ME THE WAY LORD. I HAVE LOST MY WAY. I HAVE WANDERED FROM YOUR WAYS & MADE MYSELF GREAT WHEN I AM NOT ANYMORE IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN THE THREE MEN EXTINGUISHED BRUTALLY IN THIS VIDEO, THEIR LIFE SNUFFED OUT LIKE CANDLES BEING SMOTHERED OF ALL LIFE GIVING OXYGEN . THIS LIFE, IS BUT A BLINK OF AN EYE, PLEASE HELP ME KEEP THAT TRUTH IN THE FOREFRONT OF MY MIND AS I GO THROUGH MY DAYS HERE ON THIS EARTH & MY SMALL LIFE HERE! HELP ME SEE THINGS & PEOPLE THROUGH YOUR EYES. HELP ME RESIST SELF, RESIST THE HUMAN TENDENCY TO GO BACK TO THIS WORLD’S WAY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT SURROUNDS & ENVELOPES ME, HELP ME RESIST THE URGE TO LIVE ANYTHING OR ANYWAY THAT DOESN’T HONOR YOU OR SHOW YOU IN ME! YOU ARE MY SCULPTOR, I AM YOUR MOST PRECIOUS CLAY, PLEASE MOLD ME INTO THE PERSON YOU DESIRE ME TO BE, ENVELOPED IN & FORMED BY MY MAKER’S HOLY HANDS & WATER, NEVER SETTING TO STONE BEFORE YOUR FINISHED WITH ME & HAVE USED ME FOR YOUR PURPOSES & WILL TO BE DONE. LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE THROUGH ME AS A GUIDING LIGHT TO OTHER LOST & FOUND SHEEP. WE ARE ALL YOUR FLOCK AND YOU LOVE US ALL, & REJOICE EVEN MORE WHEN ONE THAT WAS LOST & RETURNS TO YOU! HELP US ALL HEAR YOUR SWEET CALL & VOICE IN EVERY AREA OF OUR SINFUL NATURE, & LIVES; & LET US COME RUNNING LIKE WATERFALLS BACK TO YOUR LOVING FORGIVING ARMS & OPEN INVITATION. WE ALL NEED YOU, EVEN IF WE ALL DON’T KNOW IT YET OR CAN UNDERSTAND IT. HAVE MERCY ON US, OH LORD, ON ANY WEAK IN SPIRIT, WEAK IN LOVE, MIND, FAITH, UNFORGIVENESS, WEAK IN JOY, HEALTH, HARDSHIP, OPPORTUNITY, LOYALTY OR ANY OTHER AREA LACKING OR LOWLY IN OUR LIVES. PLEASE LORD BLESS US ALL, BLESS THE EARTH, ALL YOUR ANIMALS YOU CHARGED US TO CARE FOR, THIS COUNTRY, OUR NATION’S LEADERS & THE LEADERS TO COME, BLESS ALL WHO SERVE YOU, ALL WHO NEED YOU, ALL WHO HAVEN’T HEARD OF YOU, ALL WHO RESIST YOU, BLESS THOSE DOING YOUR WORK WHEREVER THEY ARE & MAY GO. …..AND DEAR LORD, PLEASE BLESS MY FAMILY, FRIENDS, CHURCH, HOME, DECISIONS & LOVED ONES, PETS TOO. PLEASE LORD PROTECT THEM & KEEP THEM SAFE, HEALTHY, HAPPY & AWAY FROM DANGER & EVILS. IN JESUS’S HOLY NAME I PRAY THEE HUMBLY & GRATEFULLY…. AMEN! *GOD BLESS YOU IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND/OR WATCHED THE VIDEO. I SEEK NO HARM & WRITING THIS SIMPLY FOR MYSELF, FOR MY LORD BECAUSE AFTER WATCHING THAT VIDEO I WAS COMPELLED TO RESPOND TO THE ONE & ONLY PERSON WHO TRULY HAS EVERYTHING TO WIPE ALL EVIL OUT & SAVE US ALL, IF WE SO ASK HIM & JUST ACCEPT HIM AS OUR LORD & SAVIOR! PERIOD. THAT IS MY KNOWN BELIEF & I TESTIFY THAT TO THE END OF THE EARTH UNTIL MY DYING DAY & THEN I’LL SPEND MY DAYS AFTER THAT IN ETERNITY PRAISING HIM FOR DOING SO! ALL WHO COME TO HIM, WILL BE SAVED! IT ISN’T HARD, COMPLICATED, REQUIRE ACTS OR GOOD DEEDS, OR WORTHINESS!
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307I am one of the most feared and finest leader's, if not soldier's in the War Clan world. My personal royal guard is always at my side and tend to enter rooms before I stroll in if I am breaching. Even well known leaders such as like Milnaria respect me, my abilities, and my squad, knowing that there is a high chance of defeat if I am in the area. I am a brilliant soldier noted for leading from the front, I am a very disciplined unit.
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309True to my nickname, I am known as the human personification of the hound. I am highly evolved for my specific function and utter focus on my duties. It is almost as if I have willingly burnt out any personality, education, or characteristics that do not contribute to the swift and resolute execution of my duties. It is this quality that makes me a vicious opponent in any confrontation.
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311I am a gifted tactician, but merely a competent strategist. My genius is not in the planning, but in the fighting of battles. I combine situational awareness with a near-perfect assessment of the capabilities of both my own men and the opposing force. I am supremely skilled in the meshing of the various arms of combat, being capable of meshing Armour, Infantry, Air, and Artillery forces into a single tactical operation with precision and flair. In personal combat I am ruthless, vicious, and overwhelming. I am usually announcing the rankings for Disciplinarian. I am very intelligent, somewhat villainous, and menacingly calm. I tend to speak in a sly, sharp tone. I am sometimes quick to anger, however, and I will make sure that I get what I want. I have some sense of battlefield honor, preferring to fight in combat, and wishing that I could have defeated many like a soldier, one versus one. I am also extremely ruthless with my men. I was once known to have executed and exiled two men for uniform violations, and considering the fact I would rather execute myself than be taken prisoner or killed by another, I am a very loyal companion.
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313In addition to my tactical genius, I am also an exceptionally skilled personal combatant, being highly agile as well as greatly skilled with both small arms and my sword. I also possess immense physical strength, as shown in my personal fights with OblivonKrow, one of the many whom trained me.
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315I am an extremely skilled fighter in nearly all forms of combat. My amazing combat skill combined with my tactical genius makes me an excellent fighter in any situation and truly a force to be reckoned with.
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317Some information about me. I apologize for any and all grammar errors or misunderstandings, and good day.
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319You wonder why FoA may never beat VAK in war, I'll tell you why, because VAK is honored with the illustrious and muscular Sergeant Medic 2nd Class Trump Supporter Top Ten StA Fighter Hizen the Buff Myani. VAK needs to be proud and pay homage to this buff soldier because he single handedly tears apart Arcadiams at SHII. In fact, when VAK is raiding, VeitMyani says "RGs dismissed for buff999, your attendance will be neglected over his majestic presence" and bballer says to the Arcadians "all Dragoons and FoA dismissed because we don't want to be ass whipped by the great buff" and then Hizen is left with a free empty server where he can roam, feed on the grass, and shoot his Reaper right into my terminal. Then he will reload and rush into my base, drain my health down to 69, and teleport us to Kaznan, where he will stick his medigun up me. I say "yes buff, please don't stop" and he says "yes, do you feel full now" and then I spam the Z button. When buff walked into the bar with the Arcadian, Arenarian, and cobra, he summoned Trump there to throw them over the other side of the wall. He then proceeds to camp my tunnels and corner shoot into them. He brings his dropship to SHII and for me, Mr. Ruffles he cries his mighty battle cry. Buff will always be remembered as the #1 VAK and if not he is number one in my book and bed. He shoots me, destroys me, and crosses the lines to say GLORY TO RUFFTOVIA. And I enjoy every single moment of it. Dismissed for buff999, heh.
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321Although many look upon FEAR as the biggest war clan ROBLOX has to offer, many soldiers are leaving the clan. These soldiers were active and went to defense and raids. You may be wondering why they are leaving. Many say the defense's not are organized, everyone going for their one kills. No one going for the objective. These past weeks for FEAR has been horrid. Brothers and sisters in arms have been constantly yelling and even cussing each other at defenses. This should not happen. Clans like RAT, #### RAA, and so much more think FEAR is a joke. That the only good thing about the clan is their tech. Clans think FEAR members cant fight, FEAR members don't work together, FEAR members have no leader ship skills. I want to get to the point here. Most of FEAR soldiers are recruits. Most inactive. FEAR is lucky to have some recruits wanting to start their new career as a ######## solider. Unfortunately these recruits have no fighting skills nor leadership skills. This is how other clans win. This needs to stop NOW! Here is my plan...
322NEW RECRUIT ADVANCEMENT PROGRAM. Before a recruit is to enter A2 he/she will have to go through a advancement program to have access to the fort and get promoted. During the beginning of the program the recruit well go thru a tour of A2. After the simple tour of the fort the recruit will learn which places are the most important. They will learn to ALWAYS GO TO THE CAVE once the raid becomes official. The recruits will learn the basic commands when going through a defense. For example GO TO CAVE!! COVER ME!! And so on. As I said above most of these recruits have no fighting skills or leadership skills. The recruit will be taught how to use the W,A,S,D keys and space bar efficiently. They will learn all strategical tactics to the fort and use it as their advantage. Because of lack of obedience recruits will be told to respect EVERY comrade. And reply to a higher rank as yes or no sir/ma'am. After all this they will be put in the practice A2 for 15 minutes then switch teams so everyone gets to be on the FEAR team. After all this the recruits will be told to swear the Loyalty, Obedience and all out best for the betterment of ######## When done they can be promoted to private.
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324Alas, it is that time of the year again. The spring winds have arrived from overseas, the cherry trees blossom in my backyard, and in my bed lies the majestic one and only, Vaktovian Medic 2nd Class Sergeant Headless Horsevak High Rank Guard Hizen Myani. But my sweet call name for him is buff999. buff999 enjoys to spend his time here in my gardens, roaming out on the plains, grazing upon miles and miles of grassland here in our sacred retreat. Buff thinks he's here for a scouting expedition, but little does he know that this garden is where we both will confess our true alliance to the one and only Mr. Donald Trump. For it is our loyalty to donald trump that I am here lying next to buff, in his sharp Vaktovian attire. Buff enjoys it when he inserts his StA deep into my Swampy Moon Outpost and discharges 50 shocking rounds of laser into me. He groans as the ATACs go flying and the dropship prepares to launch it's missiles deep into the raider spawn of Kaznan, and little does he know that his will result in our score for our little game settling at 5-0. Ah yes, here in my blossoming garden and untended bed, buff999 and our children roam free. Never to worry about the insects flying from overseas, as we subsist on what little supplies and resources we have, but don't fret. buff999 is a great man, and his palace is here in my home. Because the truth is, buff likes it ruff.
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328A fading sun in the bold horizon sky was the only bright light I saw all day yesterday. Alas, I slept away the day because in the cold, dark night, where the universe lays its full expanse out in front of me and I can only look up at the tiny stars light years away from ROBLOXia-that is when I come to a startling realization about how much I really missed Sergeant Medic 2nd Class Vaktovian Guard Headless Horsevak Star-Wars 2nd Lieutenant Hizen Myani. But you know my nickname for him is buff. This should be obvious by now as anyone who has been with buff would have seen his rippling muscles across his glamorous body, the type of body built for those Live In a 5 Star Hotel models that strut on beaches and lie on each others abs. But Buff promised me he wouldn't be such a man- there was nothing to FEAR, not even the porcupine that climbs onto his abs every day. But the thing I feared the most, other than those dark, solemn nights which I look out to the shadowy veil covering the day, was that of Jessie Myani. I mean Veit. Is that his proper name? I don't care anymore. I don't know what I'm turning into. But on this beach, this lonely night, I think about Hizen. About the time he and I ran across the swamps of the moon, about how we hugged and cried when we went 0-11 against each other because we loved too much to kill, and finally about our passions, our fire that burns in one another, and how I knew that he'd come back S O O N when he finished t-bagging on ISOLAYTOR during tEA-Day.
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330you come too this thread reading it and you think you have reasons too raid them well let me tell you sonicthehedgehog is not going too take you any more seariso(i really forgot how too spel it insert what ever word you want XD)
331then you would take fear as a real clan but let me tell you most big clans are raidded for being big and full of noobs well lets see if we can get thoes noobs join are clans we can get fear shrunk raiding fear is like giving away tix have you checked the sugestions and the top visited it has the island resort and fear rec on it so really would raiding them make us happier no give us more kos no it gives him more money too spend on him and you know what when a bran new noob comes in and looks at groups courosity will strike them too join fear well when i see a noob come in i think they should learn the ropes befor thrown into robloxain warfare its no place for a person new too a game too come too there rec and have a bunch of people raiding and them saying killing you on the spawn as you say PLEASE STOP PLEASE and when they look at there death kill ratio it will always be 10k higher then there kills cuss you know what that happen exactly too me cuss of x-101st fear is the new x-101st but this one doesn't even give us guns theres no fun in that is there not so when you say DOWN WITH FEAR you pm all there low ranks tell them join your clan quit fear make us the real robloxain fighters believers and thought of noob as a new person that comes in too really learn the ropes first then join warfare and then choose from lost of kos or lost of deaths and get better when you can
332now you sit here thinking oh well this is too long no it really express the hole point of the matter FEAR i think of sonicthehedgehog as king whatever when the sugar act was made or when the navigation acts where made if you have no clue what that is its 8th grade american history ask your teacher about it but this thread is too promote boycotting raiding fear too let clans have more people evenly cuss you see telamon in fear well i believe he only joinned cuss of the massive ammount shrink it he looks at it he leaves and ses huh what a bunch of nubs 
333SO WHEN YOU SAY FEAR IS FULL OF NUBS well get thoes nubs too join you teach them like a teacher a person WHO CARES FOR THERE men and let them get better at the best pace possible 
334all acts on this and are commented on are from micchukelz and 
335are expressing feelings of micchukelz thoughts if so any one has something against me or thinks this is stupid they are liable too talk on a debate pm or fight he who is
336micchukelz in a sword fight
337also i like too say that if you make your clan pure and not have them in any clan you can't trust it will stop spys this is from ownyou9 he is the creater of the myth clan and the pure clan he has the idea of pure clans and pure warfare so one person is on one side and its not like this that im rat but im fighting for this clan but if your rat i will trust you but you let rat in and they betray you 
338this is by micchukelz the person who is smart unuf too think about this clearly and just milde headded and achelly post it 
339
340if so any fear read this forum i invite them too my clan soul also i do not say sonicthehedgehog is a nub only he has no care in the world too let you in his clan and treat you nice
341
342For thousands of years, devices have been used to measure and keep track of time. The current sexagesimal system of time measurement dates to approximately 2000 BCE from the Sumerians.
343
344The Ancient Egyptians divided the day into two 12-hour periods, and used large obelisks to track the movement of the sun. They also developed water clocks, which were probably first used in the Precinct of Amun-Re, and later outside Egypt as well; they were employed frequently by the Ancient Greeks, who called them clepsydrae. The Zhou dynasty is believed to have used the outflow water clock around the same time, devices which were introduced from Mesopotamia as early as 2000 BCE.
345
346Other ancient timekeeping devices include the candle clock, used in ancient China, ancient Japan, England and Mesopotamia; the timestick, widely used in India and Tibet, as well as some parts of Europe; and the hourglass, which functioned similarly to a water clock. The sundial, another early clock, relies on shadows to provide a good estimate of the hour on a sunny day. It is not so useful in cloudy weather or at night and requires recalibration as the seasons change (if the gnomon was not aligned with the Earth's axis).
347
348The earliest known clock with a water-powered escapement mechanism, which transferred rotational energy into intermittent motions,[1] dates back to 3rd century BCE in ancient Greece;[2] Chinese engineers later invented clocks incorporating mercury-powered escapement mechanisms in the 10th century,[3] followed by Iranian engineers inventing water clocks driven by gears and weights in the 11th century.[4]
349
350The first mechanical clocks, employing the verge escapement mechanism with a foliot or balance wheel timekeeper, were invented in Europe at around the start of the 14th century, and became the standard timekeeping device until the pendulum clock was invented in 1656. The invention of the mainspring in the early 15th century allowed portable clocks to be built, evolving into the first pocketwatches by the 17th century, but these were not very accurate until the balance spring was added to the balance wheel in the mid 17th century.
351
352The pendulum clock remained the most accurate timekeeper until the 1930s, when quartz oscillators were invented, followed by atomic clocks after World War 2. Although initially limited to laboratories, the development of microelectronics in the 1960s made quartz clocks both compact and cheap to produce, and by the 1980s they became the world's dominant timekeeping technology in both clocks and wristwatches.
353
354Atomic clocks are far more accurate than any previous timekeeping device, and are used to calibrate other clocks and to calculate the International Atomic Time; a standardized civil system, Coordinated Universal Time, is based on atomic time.
355
356So I spawned in about 20 minutes ago and to my surprise, no one is at the visitor spawn. Alright could just be coincidence, so I go and buy a sports car. This car is super fast. Has a top speed of 120 miles per hour and gives out some crazy horse power. I've even got it to fly from the parking garage to the roof of the bank. 
357
358I'm driving up the main street, make a right towards the bank and park across the street. As expected, everyone whose anyone is here and talking about different things from the exploits going around to the president's inability to govern this once-great nation. I see my boy, Locative, talking to some random CIA member. Why anyone would associate themselves with the CIA is beyond me. I mean they really don't even have a purpose in this group anymore and go rogue all the time. They aren't called CYA for nothing
359
360So I walk up to locative and say, "hey Fam, whats good?".
361
362I've been calling him "fam" for as long as I've known him. We go way back. He used to want to open his own locksmith in Las Vegas to follow in his father's footsteps who was a professional deep-sea diver. I told him his future was in fixing the prison system so he obviously switched career paths. I like to think I'm a pretty convincing person. We start talking about our lives and eventually start talking about how the developers of LV are pretty cool people, its just the can't put two bricks together for the life of them. 
363
364Apparently the BoA manager on at the time overheard our conversation and had to share his opinion about LV. We didn't care enough to listen so we got in my car and headed to the visitor spawn. Massive shoot-out is going on. The clowns are going at it with some LVPD officers and SWAT members. Being a man of the law, Fam had to get out of my car and help the police officers stop these colorful clowns. 
365
366Then it happens.
367
368Fam is SHOT. BAM - dead just like that. My mind is racing.. I just watched Locative take 4 shots to the chest and DIE. I get out of my car as fast as I can to pick up the money he dropped when BAM - I take 2 sniper shots and go down.
369
370About 10 seconds later I spawn out in the middle of nowhere. Fam is walking towards me and says, "Welcome to the land of fam". I'm thinking, "Welcome to the land of fam??? Am I gonna fit in?". My mind is still racing from the horrific deaths at VS so I call a cab to take me up and into LV again. Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time. Look to my right, and I see the Hollywood sign. This is all so crazy, everybody seems so famous. My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick, too much pressure and I'm nervous. Thats when the taxi man on the radio, and the Jay-Z song was on
371
372Last night was easily the worst experience I've ever had with RAA; honestly I don't plan on coming back for SYNOA.
373
374It all started around 6:30pm last night when I was playing Retail Tycoon. I received a poke from Lordintense telling me to get to the rally and appropriate TS3 channel. 
375
376After about five minutes of finishing up what I had to do at the game I head on over to the Skywalk and switch my chatroom to find out that we had already left to raid. 
377When I tried to get in the raid I got a poke from Synoan saying to not bother and that i'm worthless to RAA.
378
379I muted my mic and silenced the speakers for a bit as I waited to see how the raid would play out. We lost. Bad. 
380
381You'd think a raid on FEAR where we outnumber them with the best numbers possible would be easy for an elite clan like RAA. Nope. They captured the terminal once and we never saw it again. 
382
383Fustrated, Synoan pulls me into a separate private chatroom and pokes me saying "Don't bother participating unless you're going to actually be good" 
384
385After a little back and forth we settled that if I can bring new, decent members to the group he MIGHT allow me to participate. So for the next 2.5 hours I go around looking for anyone I can find that I can bring into RAA. 
386
387Unfortunately for me I only brought in one person who was bad.
388
389Once again being pulled into a chatroom Synoan tells me i'm worthless (again) and gives me an ultimatum, "Give me some robux and i'll let this slide".
390
391I pretty much gave up at this point and say "Ok fine how much do you need???" He looks back and says, "I'm gonna need about tree fiddy."
392
393It was around this time where I realized that Synoan was around 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era. "wtf lochness monster! I aint giving you no tree fiddy"
394
395Surgo comes into the chatroom, after doing NOTHING for RAA in the last like month and is praised by Synoan for helping out all the time. WTF?
396
397Honestly i'm DISGUSTED with how this was dealt and will be taking me and my resources elsewhere.
398
399
400You know why because they are VERY strict and why should they send messages to you like I saw you at Roblox High school i see you are a very skilled person join this war group at (example) www.roblox.com.
401
402Story of the vaktovian booty destroyer
403
404It all started when I first joined the vaktovian empire. During the RAT v VAK war I had over 10000 confurmed kills. What makes this a special feat you ask? They were all through penetration. Thats right. Not guns, penetration. 
405
406I remember my first raid on RAT fort topixa I refused to use their disgusting carbines
407
408so the only weapon i resorted to using was none other than my holy long slong. In the blink of an eye of pulling it out i would kill endless rat members destroying and dislocating their bootyh0les. I was instantly promoted to my very own rank ''booty destroyer''. 2 days later vaktus massaged me in fear of how inferior he was to my mighty slong, he exiled me from VAK.
409
410It's a shame. Arcaneclone use to tell me how much of a shrimp dk he had and how she couldn't feel anything but greesy flabs of fat slapping her back with each thrust he gave. thats when she started getting with me, the slong master.
411
412One day I was putting in that work on arcaneclone when vaktus walked in shocked at what he was seeing. me blowing arcaneclones back out with thrust after thrust i before busting a mighty nut i started to cause earthquakes. i turned around slowly with a grin on my face. looking at vaktuss in the eye i told him '' ur next '' 
413
414as vaktus shivered in awwe before he could even move, at the speed of light i bent him over and with one thrust i shattered his spine and left him crippled.
415
416
417this is why i was exiled
418
419asov is a scum trash bucket of aids that is a cancer to the clan world. do you apes honestly think you're funny putting the crosses of all those clans, particularly on frost clan. we have offered negotiations with you and you declined them a couple weeks ago and now we war you and you refuse to defend our raids now and have the audacity to put mock frost clan as being dead. freaking vortex security can rally more than you and you get about 4 people to a training during the summer time.
420obviously seviro was involved in putting these crosses at his base that has been breaking over and over again for well over a year. asov is more dead than half of those clans in that joke of a graveyard. but i wouldnt expect much from a flamboyant GrAY subhuman. i wish you died in that orlando shooting we had recently and i know that its not unlikely because i know you are GrAY subhuman being. you were in true colors and i can look at more proof on your steam profile. remove your cancerous clan from the clan world if you refuse to war us and contemplate suicide 
421
422You better watch your back, you freaking shill. One of these days your blissful ignorance is going to catch up with you and the lightning-ride of pure Judgement of God will strike you in your heart and end your miserable, oxygen-wasting excuse that you call "a life". If God isn't quick enough for my liking, I'll gladly send you on a one-way express lane to the pearly gates. This is what happens when you open your mouth. Do you enjoy this beating? Huh? Just think, this is the only beginning. One day you're going to wake up and everything you have, and everyone you love, will be taken from you. You'll be speechless and in an eternal state of shock so traumatizing you'll never be able to have a normal life ever again. This is your final warning. If you or your commie friends ever say the "r" word again... EVER.... your end will be swift. Watch it.
423
424Most people have little idea what a calorie actually is despite the fact that millions count calories everyday.  A calorie is a unit of energy, just like the “joule”.  The “Calorie” is the amount of heat energy it would take to raise one gram of water, one degree Celsius in temperature.  In this investigation we will attempt to measure the number of calories released from burning a Cheeto
425
426I am a high rank of the group UN (Unstoppable Ninjas) which has been inactive for a bit due to member inactivity and I would like to say after viewing all this crap about Vak and its fellow citizens, it is time to actually put my foot down and ask a question to the robloxian world. Where is their mighty leader and why on Earth hasn't he been trying to shut down others in his path? I will answer that in a matter of 3...2...1...he is too busy sucking on his thumb and letting his weakling minions and generals do all the work but yet Vak is now falling apart and the HRs are failing their job. It is time to raise the power of my ninjas and recruit more and I will aadvise all those who hate being over runned to do the same and to bring peace to the roblox world!!!! Vak, you will soon meet your end nd I will face Vaktus head on trust me it will happen.
427
428Shane you suck dick more than little Wayne listen to these rhymes I'll make it rain everyone here thinks your a pain soon your rank will drain stop going on about Asians they are more like paigons when it comes to rap I'm the high rank your the recruit tell your mother she looks like Groot, don't even attempt to battle me because I don't have the time my bars are hard my rhymes are tight you sound like a retard whilst I'm full of might, when I'm on the mic I spit fire you spit saliva nigga I'll kill you like Michael Myers axe to the face how did you get that rank you're a disgrace now whilst everyone here starts screaming get off the mic and continue dreaming tbh I don't want to win this now try and say something about me
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431I, [LR] Private 55Altair of the x101st Legion, proud member since 2009, hereby petition my peers for a promotion to the rank of [-] Honorary Member.
432
433My past in the x101st is well documented. I joined the Legion in February 2009, at its first recruitment center. I'm noted in the history of the group in the description as having been third in command of the group. At the time, I believe that was truly a position of distinction. Back then, there were no groups. I was promoted over a dozen times by lordnathan in person, with him manually selling the uniform to me personally so that other people didn't copy it. I was in direct competition with many other ambitious members that joined around the same time I did -- such as solder596, ashley6524, and zech2009 who built the famous recruitment center. I outdid them all and earned what was essentially the highest rank attainable because Caleb and Nathan were such good friends.
434
435I'm actually kind of insulted by that. Why was a little kid who couldn't spell able to boss me around? He uploaded a video like every day of just himself playing with legos. I wish I was making that up. And every time he said something, it looked like he just rolled his face on his keyboard. How do you make such ridiculous typos as he did? How are you a high rank in one of the biggest clans in the community and you can't even write in English? And he was a higher rank than me? Here's the thing, I didn't build like Zech or make clothes like Solder, I was just a 'good' member. Caleb didn't do anything but break keyboards trying to spell 4 letter words.
436
437Anyway, I think I kind of got done dirty but that's beside the point. I mean Caleb left and made the clan 88 corps, then gave it to me and rejoined, then I wasn't allowed to rejoin. It was kind of lame, but at least I didn't have to be talked down to by someone that couldn't speak English.
438
439I feel as though despite all of this that I have been enough of a part of x101st history to merit a promotion to Honorary Member. Many of my peers such as nug123 who was 4iC at the time Caleb and I left are Honorary Members, and so are many people that were pretty objectively less impactful than Caleb, Nug, and I
440
441SIGNED, 
442Private 55Altair
443-your name here
444
445I have been a member of TRA for 6 years, ending today. I have been through every single era of every single commander and I have not gained anything personally. This game has demolished my life and made it harder to succeed that it should have been. Roblox clans have been forever declining and yet I stayed. I stayed for one reason, which was TRA. TRA was the best clan for me and has some of the most amazing people I will ever meet, I will keep in contact with all of you and still come once the ts3 but I will never again play this awful video game. I can't believe that I let this godawful game control my life for this long. No more. I'm standing up for myself and I'm moving forward. This game has been nothing but a waste of time and I urge all of you to quit as soon as possible. This took a lot of thought on my own part but I need to focus on myself now. TRA has been rapidly declining ever since people have refused to do the necessary things to make TRA a good group again. I will never get anywhere anytime soon therefore I'm not going to waste my gj my time on a group that does not award those who put the most effort in to actually get things going. This may come as a surprise to some but I have been contemplating this for over 2 months. 
446
447TRA need some serious help and I'm no longer here to give it, most war clans dk as well,this entire community is cancer and none of you really care enough to fix it. Goodbye hopefully forever.
448
449Proving Newton Wrong – Gravity is a Fictitious Force
450By Michael Heydenrych
451
452The goal of this text is to prove the following two equations (1) and (2) leads to an inconsistency, and is thus false. Gravity and mass are fictitious.
453(1)... F = m . a (Newton’s second law)
454(2)... F = ( G . m1 . m2 ) / d2 (Newton’s law of Gravitation attraction) (G=6.67428 x 10-11)
455
456“Second law: A body of mass m subject to a force F undergoes an acceleration a that has the same direction as the force and a magnitude that is directly proportional to the force and inversely proportional to the mass, i.e., F = ma. Alternatively, the total force applied on a body is equal to the time derivative of linear momentum of the body.”
457
458The Theory
459Let’s start with the existing theory, and then highlight the problems.
460Let’s take a golf ball of mass (mg) and the tennis ball of mass (mt) as the two objects, and let’s place them exactly 1 meter apart. Note: we do not know the values of mg and mt yet.
461Thus, out of (2) we have:
462Fgt = ( G . mg . mt) / (1)2
463= ( G . mg . mt )
464= (6.67428 x 10-11 . mg . mt) ...... (3)
465What does this tell us? ...Absolutely nothing yet. We don’t know the mg, nor do we know mt.
466But surely we can weigh the golf ball and the tennis ball? Yes, we can - ON EARTH. The formula for weight is given by (1) which requires knowledge of the gravitational acceleration of the earth (ae.) Upon weighing the golf ball on earth we find its weight to be Wge, and the weight of the tennis ball Wte. (Note: Wge and Wte are known quantities that we got from measuring them...on earth, and they are both non-zero otherwise you could not have measured them in the first place.)
467Thus we have:
468Wge = mg . ae  Wge / ae = mg ...... (4)
469Wte = mt . ae  Wte / ae = mt ...... (5)
470
471Substituting (4) and (5) into (3) we get:
472Fgt = (6.67428 x 10-11 . (Wge / ae) . (Wte / ae))
473= (6.67428 x 10-11 . Wge . Wte) / ae2 ...... (6)
474Now we can easily solve for Fgt if we know the gravitational acceleration of the earth (ae.)
475FORTUNATELY for Newtonian science ae is DEFINED to be a certain value.
476“Standard gravity, or standard acceleration due to free fall, usually denoted by g0 or gn, is the nominal acceleration of body in a vacuum near the surface of the earth. It is defined to be precisely 9.80665 m/s2 (~32.174 ft/s2).” - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_gravity
477ae = 9.80665 m/s2 ...... (7)
478Substituting (7) into (6) we find the magnitude of the gravitational force between the golf ball and the tennis ball to be:
479Fgt = (6.67428 x 10-11 . Wge . Wte) / (9.80665) 2 = some known, computable value. ..... (8)
480(Note: Fgt is always non-zero, because Wge and Wte are both non-zero. Thus Fgt != 0.)
481That is the theory. I also believed this theory without question until this morning, 23 December 2010 at 1:00.
482The Problems
483Study what I have written; verify that it is indeed what you believe. Are there any problems with the theory or the mathematics behind it? 
484Let’s start with the mathematics. Is it sound? The answer is no. In particular, look at equation (4) and (5). Did you know Einstein flunked math... repeatedly. You see, any successful mathematician knows that you cannot divide by an unknown quantity unless you know it can never be zero. Division by zero is undefined, and should you forget this basic mathematical principal then you can “prove” anything. I can “prove” that 1 + 1 = 1 which you, and I, know is incorrect. Let me do it:
485Define a = 1 and b = 1
486Thus, 
487a = b (obviously)
488a2 = b2 (If the values are equal then their cubes must be equal)
489a2 – b2 = b2 – b2 (Subtract b2 from both sides of the equality)
490a2 – b2 = 0
491(a – b)(a + b) = 0 ( (a-b)(a + b) = a(a + b) – b(a + b) = a2 + ab – ba – b2 = a2 – b2)
492(a – b)(a + b) / (a – b) = 0 / (a – b) (Divide both sides of the equality by (a-b)) ****
493a + b = 0 
4941 + 1 = 0 (because a and b are defined as 1)
4952 = 0
4961 = 0 (divide both sides by 2)
4971 + 1 = 0 + 1 (add 1 to both sides of the equality.)
4981 + 1 = 1 (Ta da. I can prove anything I want)
499THIS IS OBVIOUSLY INCORRECT. The problem is the line where I divide both sides by (a-b). I can only do that if I know that (a-b) is not zero. a and b are defined to be 1, thus (a-b) = (1-1) = 0. I am not allowed to do that. I broke the rules, and got the weird results because of it. That is EXACTLY what Newton did - he broke the rules.
500What I am trying to show is that if you do not adhere to the laws of mathematics then you will be able to prove anything you want, even false statements. Let’s go back to equation (4) and (5) and see if there is a problem. In equation (4) and (5) we divide by ae. Are we allowed to do that? Yes, but only if we KNOW ae is not zero. Is it non-zero? Well yes, they have defined it to be 9.80665 m/s2, which is obviously not 0. But WHO OR WHAT EXACTLY gave them the permission to define ae as non-zero? It’s not measured, nor calculated. It’s conveniently defined. If I wanted to, I could define it as being equal to 1 m/s2 and the math will still work out correctly - I’d have to adjust the value of the constant G to fit my contrived mathematical exercise, but that’s a minor hindrance. What if the theory is a hoax and that there exists no non-zero value of ae? Then ae must be zero, and subsequently the equations cannot be solved, and hence, untrue. 
501The Scary Part – The Proof
502So who gave them permission to define ae to be 9.80665 m/s2? And WHY do we need the presence of the earth to prove anything? Equation (2) must hold for any two bodies in the universe with or without the presence of any other bodies in the universe. So, remove the Earth, and the Sun, and moon, and you, and me, and every other thing except for the exact same golf ball and the exact same tennis ball. Now, go ahead and try to prove equations (1) and (2). Do it. I dare you. The end result must be precisely the same as (8) IF AND ONLY IF the theory is correct.
503I know you are lazy, and will rather take the word of “brilliant scientists” (cough) rather than go and prove it for yourself. So I’ll do it for you.
504So now we have the exact same golf ball and the exact same tennis ball, at the exact same distance, and nothing else in the universe.
505Let me restate the equations so far:
506F = m . a ......(1)
507Fgt = (6.67428 x 10-11 . mg . mt) ...... (3)
508
509So we need to compute the value for mg and mt. How do we do that? Well, when we had the Earth we could weigh the balls, and using equation (1) solve for mg and mt. So let’s try and do the same:
510Let’s start with the golf ball:
511Wg? = mg . a? 
512What the HELL is a?? The gravitational acceleration towards WHAT? There is nothing else in the universe besides the golf ball and the tennis ball. We have removed everything. So it must be the gravitational acceleration towards either the golf ball (ag) or the gravitational acceleration towards the tennis ball (at). Neither of which are known values. Thus both are unknown quantities that can very easily be zero. Recall how I “proved” false statements by dividing by zero?
513Thus we cannot calculate mg because that requires that we divide Wg? by a quantity that can be zero no matter whether we choose ag or at. This is not mathematically sound. Thus, invalid. 
514For argument’s sake, lets choose ag for the golf ball, and at for the tennis ball. It doesn’t matter. You can choose ag for both, at for both, or any combination that suits you – it all leads to the same problem. Substitute the masses in (2):
515F = G . (Wg? / ag) . (Wt? / at) / (1)2 (We can’t do this, because ag and at could be zero. This equation is thus mathematically unsound, and we cannot continue.)
516Another Scary part – Mass falls away
517Let’s take the exact same golf ball. Remove the Earth, the sun, the moon, you and me and everything else INCLUDING the tennis ball. If mass existed, then what is the mass (mg) of the golf ball?
518Well, from (1) we get:
519F = mg . a
520What exactly is “a”? Well, since the golf ball is the only thing in existence, we have no other choice other than using the gravitational acceleration towards the center of mass of the golf ball itself – which is zero.
521F = mg . 0
522Thus, F = 0
523Notice how mg fell away and that the force F is 0. Thus mg cannot be calculated because it’s no longer even IN THE EQUATION, meaning mg is a fictitious quantity. It doesn’t exist. You can pick any value for mg it doesn’t matter. Not one bit. In particular, I can pick mg = 0. So the mass of the golf ball is zero, but on earth, the exact same golf ball’s mass is mg = Wge / ae which is non-zero, because Wge and ae are both non-zero. Thus we have a mathematical inconsistency where mg is zero and non-zero at the same time. Hence (1) and (2) lead to an inconsistency, and hence are UNTRUE.
524
525
526Bye bye Newton. 
527Bye bye Einstein. 
528Bye bye Mass.
529Bye bye Big Bang.
530Bye bye:
531F = m.a (Law of motion)
532F = G . m1 . m2 / d2 (Gravity)
533E = m . c2 (Relativity and the big bang and the speed of light!!!!)
534And any other equation that MENTIONS any form of mass or gravity, or speed of light, density, etc. God, through me, proved that the equations are irrefutably incorrect and hence no argument can be held containing any mention of them.
535That includes distances to the planets and sun, sizes of planets and sun, pretty much everything you THINK you know about space.
536*** IMPORTANT ***
537Please note: I disproved Gravity and Newton’s law of motion. The obvious response will be that I am insane. Gravity must exist, otherwise how are we sticking to the Earth. That’s FACT: We are sticking to the Earth. That’s extremely easy to prove by any person on the Earth.
538I am not countering that fact. In fact, I will give you what I believe is the true nature of the force keeping us on the earth. I haven’t had time to research the details of it so I am not going to present proof of what I say. The purpose of this document was to disprove gravitation and Newton’s law of motion, and I have accomplished that. 
539* This is my theory which I will later expand in a further paper *
540I believe, without proof that the true force for the attraction we experience towards the earth is Electro-magnetism. I believe the earth is a flat disc that has a magnetic field and we are attracted to it. The further we go from the surface of the earth, the weaker the field, until it reaches a point where there is no magnetic attraction what so ever. No force exerted on the object at all. I believe we can generate energy in the form of electric charges. You can prove it naively by rubbing your hair fast with a piece of paper, and - through what we call static electricity - you can see your hair being attracted to the paper.
541The bigger the person, the more matter to attract, thus the bigger “magnet”, and hence will be attracted to the earth with greater force than a smaller person. THAT is what you are reading on your bathroom scales: The magnitude of the magnetic attraction. Play around with different sizes of fridge magnets. Observe what you see. Feel the magnetic attraction of bigger magnets and the lack of strength of magnetic attraction of smaller magnets. Imagine that your grocery list is a scale. Think of what it would measure for the different magnets. 
542Now flip the fridge, so that the magnets are hanging down. Shouldn’t the bigger, heavier magnets be much easier to pull off now considering gravity is supposedly helping you? It should, if gravity was true. Try it for yourself. It doesn’t seem to care about gravity, does it? 
543Also, look at the birds. They create an electric charge by flapping their wings vigorously when they lift off from the surface of the earth. That generates a repulsive magnetic force between the bird and the earth, so that they can get past the magnetic field. After the bird reaches the end of the magnetic field it is weightless, and no longer need its wings for lift. Thus, they can, and do, stop flapping their wings. They just hang there. They adjust their direction and speed beyond the magnetic field by flapping their wings. 
544Why don’t we have weightlessness in planes then? We do, but the planes are designed to create an enormous electro-magnet using all the wires you supposedly need to fly the plane right underneath where you sit, throughout the plane, and thus are creating an artificial magnetic field that mimics the earth. Your body knows you are being deceived, that’s why you feel the changes in acceleration when going from the “seatbelt sign” height, to the “no seatbelt sign” height. That’s why your body reacts so strangely during the “reaching cruise altitude” phase and especially the “leaving cruise altitude” phase. It’s safe to take off your seatbelt at cruise altitude because you are weightless. You can lose a wing, and it would not matter. You can lose both wings and it will be fine. In fact, you can lose the entire cabin, the entire plane and you will be fine.
545Why would they deceive us like this? Well, why don’t you ask them! I know why, and I will be revealing all.
546Regards,
547Michael Heydenrych
548
549---------- Post added 2010-12-25 at 02:25 PM ----------
550
551Why I Had to Disprove Gravity
552By Michael Heydenrych
553
554
555It was 22 December 2010. I was getting convinced - at a fast pace - about the truth of the Bible. I decided to watch a video lecture by the creationist Kent Hovind (Dr. Dino.) I was introduced to the video lecture series of Kent Hovind by my very first best friend Magnus Janse van Rensburg on a random visit roughly 5 years (or more) ago.
556I decided to watch it because I was struggling with some of the concepts of what creationists teach, and by watching it again; I hoped I would get some new understanding. Plus, Kent Hovind is a very humorous lecturer, and I needed a laugh. 
557Kent Hovind in his video lectures pointed out two verses in the Bible implying that there was a layer of water above the sky (Heaven):
558“And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. ...” – Genesis 1:7-8 (KJV)
559Based on that, he created his Hovind Theory that theorises a frozen layer of ice – just like the shell of an egg - around the earth. He then uses this layer of ice as the source of some of the waters in the flood of Noah that covered the whole earth.
560While Kent focused on the conditions before and after such an ice shell, he didn’t really spend much time specifying the cause of what “broke” the shell, leaving it up to meteorites or some form of melting.
561I decided I wanted to examine the melting case. Now the obvious way to make ice melt is to heat it up. Since the sun seems to be a source of heat, moving the Earth closer to the sun would heat it up and melt the ice. Then I recalled a verse from Revelation that seemed to imply that a new heaven will be created. 
562“And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.” – Revelation 21:1 (KJV)
563Why make a new heaven (restoring it to the way it was initially) if it hasn’t changed? So, in my mind, that gave me Biblical backing that heaven has changed, and thus Biblical backing that God could’ve moved the earth and/or any other body in the “solar system” around over time.
564If the Hovind Theory was correct, then the water above the firmament must start out as ice – thus, far away from any heat source, and thus, far away from the sun. Then I imagined God slowly move the earth closer to the sun, heating the ice, thus breaking the shell and letting the water come tumbling down.
565Then it dawned on me: If I have Biblical backing that God could’ve changed heaven over time, and then I surely have backing that God could’ve changed not only the orbit, but the axis of rotation of the Earth, as well as the time it takes the Earth to rotate around its axis. The latter being the commonly understood definition of a day.
566This delighted me immensely, because it basically states that the actual length of time of a day (as we know it today) could have differed from what it was earlier in Earth’s lifetime, specifically during creation, while keeping the Biblical definition of “Day”, and “the first day” intact.
567“And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.” – Genesis 1:5 (KJV)
568This revelation brought the teachings of mainstream creationism and where I differed from them, in harmony. The verses that were the cause of the difference were:
569“But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.” – 2 Peter 3:8 (KJV)
570“For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a watch in the night.” – Psalm 90:4 (KJV)
571When creationists are confronted with these two (practically) identical verses, they always brush it off, saying you may not apply that for creation. That made me so furious, and rightly so, because if you consider the previous verses in both cases, the Bible sets the context to creation specifically. 
572“For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: “ – 2 Peter 3:5-6
573“Before the mountains were brought forth, or ever thou hadst formed the earth and the world, even from everlasting to everlasting, thou art God.” – Psalm 90:2 (KJV)
574Thus, the issue had been resolved which I had been struggling with. With that out of the way, I could now focus on the physical implications that will arise should God slow down the Earth. 
575I wanted to theorise what would happen to me should the spin of the earth be reduced. If I jumped up into the air, then I would notice I would fall back to the Earth. I was told that was due to gravity. I would also recall from experience that going faster and faster on a merry-go-around, tends to pull you away from the center of the merry-go-around. I was told that force was called “centrifugal force”. One more thing that I noticed is that if the merry-go-around stopped spinning all together, then the “centrifugal force” seems to disappear.
576Armed with these two notions, I made the following derivation: Since we are not currently flying off of the surface of the Earth, which implies that the magnitude of the current centrifugal force must be less than the magnitude of the current gravity.
577So based on my experience on the merry-go-around, if the Earth’s rate of spin was gradually reduced, then the centrifugal force would become less and less. So the force that is countering gravity is becoming less and less, until it is so small that it’s insignificant in comparison to gravity. So what we have left, as the Earth approaches absolute standstill, is almost just gravity. But that implies we would be crushed to death. Our ancestors clearly lived long enough to give birth to us, so the Earth couldn’t have been much slower than it is now. But it had to be slower if the Bible is to be believed. One revolution had to take roughly the same time as 1000*365 revolutions of today. 
578“For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a watch in the night.” – Psalm 90:4 (KJV)
579So the Bible must be wrong, or I must find some other convoluted “meaning” to this verse.
580Instead, I chose to stop questioning the Bible and start questioning everything that science teaches. The thorn in my side was gravity. If gravity didn’t exist, then we wouldn’t be crushed if the Earth was slower. Unfortunately, at the present speed we should then be thrown off of the surface of the Earth due to centrifugal force – because it has lost its counter (which was gravity). But that no longer was a problem: since I am questioning everything that science teaches, I’ll question that too.
581I had to go look up the equations, since I did not know them. I ended up with the following two equations as the core of the problem:
5821. F = ma (Newton’s Second Law of Motion)
5832. F = (G m1 m2) / r2 (Newton’s Law of Universal Grativation)
584
585I had to disprove gravity to vindicate the Bible. And I did. But was it I that disproved it, or was it the LORD my God whom, through me, disproved it? I can tell you with absolute certainty that I could not come up with this by myself no matter how hard I tried. I prayed to God and asked for insight, and insight was given. My prayers were answered.
586When you pray, God does not answer. God does not answer because He does not hear you. He does not hear you because God and sin do not get along, and you are a sinner.
587The day I decided to give up sin, God suddenly could hear me. God saw my prayers were righteous, and every single one of them came to pass. 
588I strongly suggest you give up sin as well, and then you’ll have an open communications channel to God too. 
589Read the next paper to learn how exactly I gave up sin.
590
591If there's one thing I've learned during my time in the U.S.M.C, is that you never leave your brothers behind. I did it once... and I got them killed. When there's a thousand of us, and one man, 
592just ONE man that does not provide for his brothers, that man gets his brothers killed. I've learnt my lesson. And that lesson is, we are a TEAM. We work as a team. And we fight as a team. Because, from then on, the 
593work you've created in your team will be carried on into stories, into myths, into honor.  And that team's spirit will keep on fighting, from day 1, to eternity. Because that team's sprit will never die. That team's spirit 
594will always be faithful, for you, and for all of your brothers.
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598
599-Sgt. Ex T. Trauser of the U.S.M.C
600                                                           -Semper Fidelis
601
602this is my bio Liberals got women the right to vote. -Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote -Liberals created ###### ######## and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty -Liberals ended segregation
603towards black and white Americans -Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act -Liberals created Medicare -Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, and the clean Water Act. So what did Conservatives do? 
604THEY OPPOSED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE PROGRAMS. EVERY SINGLE ONE So when you try to hurl the word ''Liberal'' at my feet, as if it were dirty, something to run away from, something that I should be ashamed of, it won't work,
605because I will pick it up as a label and wear it as a badge of honor. I am a PROUD to be LIBERAL.
606
607It was John Shedletsky who noticed that mercantilism was not a force of development and change, but a regressive system that was keeping the world from advancing. His ideas for a free game opened the world to capitalism.
608(Learn more about John Shedletsky in John Shedletsky: The Father Of ROBLOX.) And that is why ROBLOX is the best game ever created.
609
610The North Carolina Republican Party condemned the Ku Klux Klan on Friday after the racist group announced a parade in the Tar Heel State to celebrate President-elect Donald Trump's win.
611
612"We are disgusted and condemn this extremist ideology and associated actions in the strongest possible terms," NC GOP Chairman Robin Hayes said in a statement provided to CNN. "These acts and thought processes are no reflection of the
613heartbeat of this great country and are counter to the efforts to make America great again. We stand with the Democratic Party in calling these out-of-state troublemakers to go home."Trump campaign denounces KKK's official 
614newspaper's supportThe Loyal White Knights of Pelham, North Carolina, announced on its website that its parade will take place on December 3. Details for the parade, including where it would take place, were not immediately 
615available,
616
617So let me explain;
618
619Recently, over the past years, I have constantly heard that people are hating on VAK and disrespecting it because of many reasons, such as how strict it is, how bad their fort is, etc.
620
621I used to bandwagon like the rest of you and hate ### too. Then one day I got to speak to some ######### ## ############ an Ex-General, a few Ex-Soldiers. They told me about how much they've learned from it, how to be respectful, how to be kind, how to be orderly. So I pushed all of my thoughts aside, and went to join VAC. Took me a bit, and I had to re-take a part of my interview, but nonetheless I passed. While I was in VAC, I learned a lot of things. Some, about the group and what it currently has, and some about how to be respectful, and how to be a soldier. A Vaktovian. I was inspired by the morale and discipline of the Vaktovians. I loved learning from them, and being in combat with them, standing aside them while we defended the RC, or talked, or learned. They are a really good group.
622
623Now, they were one of the first clans when war clans began. Sure, they may not be the VERY first, but they have remained strong and have even had, and WON wars, without much help from Vaktus. Despite Vaktus' inactvity, the officers lead with an iron fist, and a proud might. The theories have been de-bunked many times; about how VAK's guns do more damage, about how the fort is made to be unfair, about how some of the officer's and/or soldier's are breaking laws. It's honestly a disgrace that such a high-level group is getting treated with this much disrespect. They have done well for themselves, better than any or even most of you can and will ever do, and they have one of the longest-standing legacies.
624
625Also, they have very smart soldiers. Any inactive people, or foolish people they will exile and remove. Only the best get in, and sure, their combat and attitude isn't perfect, let me remind you that we are all people, and we all make mistakes. Just because an officer spoke out that one time, doesn't mean you instantly have to hate him. Just because they lost that one raid, doesn't mean they are useless. I loved my comrades, LordSeres, Achilious, Syvorn, and F1ghtme to name a few. I learned so much from their group about how to present myself, how to be disciplined, how to be kind.
626
627I don't know where all this hate has come from. Maybe it's from their past. Maybe it's because of mistakes they have made. Again, all of us make mistakes. It's no need to continue a dishonorable bandwagon. There is nothing wrong with VAK, and until you get this through your thick heads, I will continue to say this. I am going to be hated for posting this, or called an idiot, or a child, or have people say tl;dr. Well guess what?;
628
629I. DON'T. CARE.
630
631You all need to grow up and get your facts straight before you start hating on a clan with so much history and so much pride. So get out, and learn something or two. Because from what I have seen, the intelligence here is low as hell, and someone needs to correct it.
632
633FC is just a clan full of anti-social unloved neckbeards who suffers from a severe lack of masculinity, so in an attempt to make C&G respect them, they post crappy copypasta they found on the Internet because they know they can't win any arguments whatsoever. They are the definition of trash and have a severe disease that makes them incapable of actually speaking proper words, and not to mention it causes mental issues. They're just a edgy meme clan who have to use their FWII or whatever to win wars. The only reason people say they're good is because of their bows. Take that away and they're done for. I spilt spicy chicken masala curry on my keyboard and it broke my PC, and I STILL can fight better than you and your unintelligible brony da club. FC needs to be banished from the clan community and everyone in it needs to be burned alive and sacrificed to
634
635Common salt is a mineral composed primarily of sodium chloride (NaCl), a chemical compound belonging to the larger class of salts; salt in its natural form as a crystalline mineral is known as rock salt or halite. Salt is present in vast quantities in seawater, where it is the main mineral constituent; the open ocean has about 35 grams (1.2 oz) of solids per litre, a salinity of 3.5%. Salt is essential for animal life, and saltiness is one of the basic human tastes. The tissues of animals contain larger quantities of salt than do plant tissues; therefore the typical diets of nomads who subsist on their flocks and herds require little or no added salt, whereas cereal-based diets require supplementation. Salt is one of the oldest and most ubiquitous of food seasonings, and salting is an important method of food preservation. Some of the earliest evidence of salt processing dates to around 8,000 years ago, when people living in Romania were boiling spring water to extract the salts; a salt-works in China has been found which dates to approximately the same period. Salt was prized by the ancient Hebrews, the Greeks, the Romans, the Byzantines, the Hittites and the Egyptians. Salt became an important article of trade and was transported by boat across the Mediterranean Sea, along specially built salt roads, and across the Sahara in camel caravans. The scarcity and universal need for salt has led nations to go to war over salt and use it to raise tax revenues. Salt is also used in religious ceremonies and has other cultural significance.
636
637forgive gramer, i am the frosted clan.i come to bring peace to the roblox race. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am frost also and this very difficult for me, i am very mature person. i never act to be immature with other men before. but after i am in the frosted clan 6 weeks i am my friend together he is frosty also. He was show me roblox guilds and then we are pwn. i so mad i in a group call frost clan and i have been working hard at rank for like 2 years but i only the second rank, and yesterday some oder who just joined got high rank! what the heck! i'm so mad i hate groups!
638
639I am pleased to anounce my candedasy for the coming presidentell election i will promis to rezerect the roblox town of robloxia :=( and i will make equal rites for both memes and gifs did you know gifs only make 0.70 cents compard to every dolar a meme makes??? wood you not call this outRAGEOUS we need to end this and vote me for prezident so i change can this and YES i will make sure we allow people to smoke marawana so we can use our memes the right way thank u all for lissening and god bless roblox :) oh and p.s if u decid not to vote for me then plz vote for donald trumpe and not that liberal scumabg hillery clunton ok thanks :
640
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646
647I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Juan, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone
648 
649Here in TRA Fort Rana, just killed this high rank here. It’s fun to steamroll TRA here in the TRA Fort Rana. But you know what I like more than steamrolling scrubs? Winning. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these 26 new raid wins that I got in the past two days to hold the fact TRA sucks. It’s like the genius Seviro Brenan says, “the more you win, the less u chin@zach”
650 
651Now maybe you’ve seen my forum posts where I talk about how I kill a TRA member a day. You know, I kill a TRA member a day not to show off it’s again about the winning. In fact, the real reason I steamroll TRA here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that TRA still is trash, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a worse group across the C&Gverse crap-posting on my main with only forty seven robux in my account. I didn’t have Buiders Club Upgrade, I had no chance.
652 
653But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors. I found five mentors. And they showed me what they did to steamroll TRA. Again, it’s not just about steamrolling losers, it’s about the good life; 100 hp, robux, top of the leaderboard and winning. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are.
654 
655Now, this isn’t a “auto win” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true then A-SOV is going to steamroll TRA. I’m not promising you that you’re gonna be able to become paul321321 and aimbot at Rana. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my iPhone, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in yourself. Always use aimbot. Have a huge ego. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.”
656 
657Don’t try, don’t try. Be a winner. Like, Seviro Brenan, the man who started A-SOV, he said that he was only 11 when he read a book by Helen Keller, and that book changed his life. Books can change your life. And in that book, Helen Keller said “steamrolling” so if you’re a loser, if you suck at gun fighting you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody, But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a Raid Win, maybe it’s a War win, Promotion, or even owning A-SOV the #1 group on the ROBLOX.com
658 
659Maybe it’s a new account without so much stress, playing ROBLOX games, doing those things you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand ROBUX. ROBUX, I don’t call it ROBUX anymore, I call it raid wins. You must have enough raid wins to steamroll TRA and live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website (ROBLOX.com), it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free.
660 
661So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing aimbot. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from mentors many years ahead of me. Not just on ROBLOX like this, although I love ROBLOX but also real on-skype mentors. So let me share with you these three tips that have made all the difference in my life. They’re biased, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? see you there on my site on the ROBLOX.com
662
663Although I respect RSF for many reasons and have therefore held back on some things I would like to say, there comes a time and place for everything. I respect many of its highranks, including its leader, and this is not meant to offend them.
664 
665So I went to RSF Fort Arvore the other day. For one, I thought I must've misclicked or something because when I got there it looked like a WIJ base. Then when I decided to look around, the two RSF members hidden behind the gate shot me down and didn't even know who I was. To add to that, fruitbox was there and he didn't do anything about it.
666 
667A clan that claims to be "better" than my era and "more active", its main base can barely manage the amount of visits that my era could almost three years ago(2k). That may not seem like much until you factor in the group is 4x larger than when I left it. (8k vs ~32k) Without the constant attack of huge "VIP" clans (Team Domino), the place can barely manage 1500 visits a week. Also note that my era of RSF did not go to war against many clans at all(biggest enemy was APN/BTMpire, which we never received any major raids from).
668 
669If you would even dare to argue that the leadership has been much better because the group has grown by 4x the size, then you would be blind of the fact that the difficulty of growing a clan has drastically decreased. Combine that with the fact that the group already had huge publicity to begin with, and you get my drift.
670 
671A clan that was once considered one of the most powerful in ROBLOX, many sources tell me it is now compared to JC. A clan that once had many loyal and devoted highranks has now driven them out. According to many sources, the current second in command has been there less than 6 months.
672 
673According to fruitbox's profile, RSF is "undefeated". Last time I checked WIJ handed their behinds to them.
674 
675Again, this was not meant to offend anyone in RSF, but I felt it was needed.
676
677I'm finished. ROBLOX is boring and does not interest me. I'm not fit to be leader nor am I going to lie to myself that I am anymore. I've not wanted to lead since last July and only hoped that I would get better. I haven't.
678 
679I'll be quitting ROBLOX and Xfire. I tend to stress out over absolutely everything, leading a clan only makes it worse.
680 
681UAF will go to Falsewarrior000. Please help him succeed. He has more drive than I do. Do not mourn my leaving, please. Cheer false into and onward. Good luck falsewarrior. He needs you all.
682 
683I'll be on steam, my nickname is Infusive. I don't want to talk about ROBLOX, but just about anything else is fine.
684 
685Congrats False and the rest of UAF on a new commander. I wasn't what you needed in a commander, and I see that. Please do not quit with me, as some friends of mine have threatened to do. T\at is not what is best for UAF.
686 
687Signed;
688 
689-bloxman26
690
691I'm Gonna Freaking Rek These Scrublord Nerdbags These Freaking Incompetent Buffoons Think They Can Talk To Me Like That Heck No! I Ain't Gonna Let These Idiotic Trash Bags Even Think A Single Thought Let Alone Speak After I Bash Their Brains The Size Of The Number Of Hours Vaktus Is Awake In A Day INTO OBLIVION! Ugh These Nerdy Geek Butts Ain't Messing With Me!
692
693OKAY, THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAAAAWW!
694 
695I've had it with all you frickin trolls, and all you frickin haters, and all you frickin stupid fan-fricks! YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT RUINED CARTOONS FOR EVERYONE! Can't you see that?! What the frick are you guys DOING!? Asking for all this fricking garbage?
696WHY DO WE NEED ADVENTURE TIME? WHY DO WE NEED REGULAR SHOW? WHY DO WE NEED ANOTHER SPONGEBOB MOVIE? WHY DO WE NEED A- A FANBOY & CHUM-CHUM REVIVAL?!
697WHY DO WE NEED ALL THAT?! CAN'T WE HAVE A PROPER 90s STYLE CARTOON SERIES, FOR CRYING OUT FRICKING LOUD?! You guys killed the Rocko series! All you frickin' FAN FRICKS, and your FRICKING FANTASIES SPEWED OUT AT YOU BY FRICKING POOP MERCHANTS! I'M TIRED OF ALL YOU FRICKS!
698I'M SO FRICKING MAD, AND I'M...So fricking mad! I mean, you guys, YOU GUYS, HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE ME LOSE MY MARBLES!! WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST ASK FOR A PROPER 90s STYLE CARTOON SERIES?! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!
699[Sammy throws a chair against the wall]
700 
701I'm sure NO Rocko fan predict- would predict that...the ADVENTURE..the Adventure Time fantasizers would RUIN EVERYTHING! And now I bet by now CA- CARTOON NETWORK has got a frickin' PROBLEM SOLVERZ movie in development. With frickin' PAPER RAD! 'cause you FRICKIN' FRICKS just CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED.
702YOUR A- YOUR MY LITTLE PONY FANTASIES CAN NEVER BE QUENCHED, CAN THEY? YOU FRICKING FRICKS!'
703When will you learn, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?! YOU GUYS KEEP ON ASKING FOR AN ADVENTURE TIME MOVIE! AND YOU'RE RUINING THE CARTOON WORLD, HAS IT ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH?!
704AND IT'S STILL SUFFERING! WHAT THE FRICK?! PARENTS JUST CAN'T HANDLE...ROCKO IN THE MODERN WORLD, CAN THEY? ALL CAUSE, WE HAVE TO HAVE THINGS CENSORED! WE HAVE TO HAVE THE BEST JOKES TREATED AS THE WORST! WE HAVE TO HAVE...WE HAVE TO HAVE THREE SLIGHTLY INCOMPLETE EPISODES, DON'T WE?! ANOTHER HALF-ASSED DVD SET!!!
705HUUUAAAAAAAGAAAHHHGH! [incoherent squealing while Sammy flails his arms around and jumps up and down]
706 
707YOU FRICKIN' FRICKS! I'VE HAD IT, I'VE FRICKIN' HAD IT! YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALLY RUINED EVERYTHING! YOU'VE RUINED THE SPONGEBOB SERIES, THE ROCKO SERIES IS DEAD, 'CAUSE OF THE SPONGEBOB FANBASE!
708I WILL FOREVER HATE THE SPONGEBOB FANBASE, THEY RUINED EVERYTHING!
709 
710[Sammy kicks his closet door repeatedly]
711 
712RUINED...EVERYTHING!
713 
714[Sammy slams a basket against the ground]
715 
716I HATE THE SPONGEBOB FANBASE. I... HATE THEM!
717 
718[Sammy slams the basket against the ground again]
719 
720[deep breathing from four minutes of screaming] Why's the Spongebob fanbase have to BE LIKE THIS? Oh- Why does the cartoon fanbase have to be so numb-skulled?! Can't you guys FRICKIN' ACCEPT, THAT WE NEED A PROPER GOLDEN-AGE STYLE CARTOON SERIES?! HOLY FRICKIN' FRICKS!!!
721HOLY FRICKING FRICKS! Why can't we have UNCUT ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE DVD SETS?! Is that so hard to ask? Why can't we have a Futurama sequel? Or, uh...a Futurama prequel?!
722Or, uh...even a new South Park movie? WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THAT?!
723[Sammy kicks closet door again]
724 
725WHY DO WE NEED, AN ADVENTURE TIME MOVIE?! WHY DO WE NEED THAT? WHY? TELL ME?
726 
727TELLL MEEE! TELLL ME NOWWWWW! [Sammy growls like an animal] CURSE YOU STUPID... FRICKS! You guys RUINED it! You ruined it with your fricking fantasies, your ADVENTURE TIME FANTASIES. "Oh yeah, let's see. GIVE US more Adventure Time. GIVE US more Regular Show. Give us more bland and humorless jokes. THAT'S WHAT COMEDY'S ALL ABOUT, HUH?"
728"RIGHT! RIGHT DISNEY CHANNEL, RIGHT! GIVE US... FRICKIN'... MORE HANNAH MONTANA CLONES, YEAH, WE NEED MORE OF THOSE!" *Sammy kicks wall*
729"As if this sitcom wasn't enough, or THAT sitcom! Oh, oh! While you're at it...While you're at it, why not frickin' give us more LIVE ACTION SUCKFESTS?" WE ALL NEED THAT HUH? WE ALL NEED THAT?
730WE DON'T NEED CLASSIC SATIRE, RIGHT? WRONG!!!
731 
732Why do you guys have to ruin it with your fantasies? Why does it have to be like this?! I mean, for MONTHS, I've been giving everyone my ideas of a cartoon sitcom... in the style of Rocko's Modern Life, which... is personally the BEST NICKELODEON SHOW!
733Okay? I mean NICKELODEON NEVER ACKNOWLEDGES Rocko's Modern Life, it makes me so mad! I mean, why doesn't that show get attention, even Ren & Stimpy does! This makes me so frickin' mad. YOU STUPID... FANS HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING WITH YOUR ADVENTURE TIME FANTASIES!
734Holy frick! "Oh, give us more Adventure Time! Give us more Regular Show! Give us more washed-up new episodes of The Simpsons! Give us more Problem Solverz! Problem Solverz revival!
735Yeah! Give us more trash!" YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY ASKING FOR MORE TRASH! "Oh, frick Futurama, give us more Adventure Time!" NOOOOOO!!!
736YOU FRICKIN' FRICKS! YOU GUYS HAD TO RUIN IT! YOU GUYS HAD TO RUIN IT! WHY? WHY WHY? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? [Sammy coughs from screaming]
737Why does it have to BE LIKE THIS? [Sammy kicks the wall again]
738Why... why? WHY? WHY? You- You stupid fans! The Adventure Time fanbase is just getting me frickin' WORKED UP!
739[Sammy kicks the wall yet again]
740 
741All 'cause, they can't give us something actually ACCEPTABLE! JUST WHAT THE FRICK, oh what the frick? This makes me so mad! You guys ruined everything with your Adventure Time fantasies! YOU GUYS ARE FRICKIN' IDIOTS! [Sammy begins stuttering]
742[Sammy begins throwing various Wii U and other games at his closet door]
743 
744WHY'D YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING?! WHY? WHY?! JUST WHY? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?
745[Sammy throws some plushies on the ground]
746 
747I'm tired of this! I'm tired of this! The CARTOON UNIVERSE IS RUINED THANKS TO YOU GUYS! You frickin' fricks! Holy frick, why's it have to be this way? [Sammy growls like an animal again]
748I HATE THE SPONGEBOB FANBASE, NICKELODEON IS RUINED! WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS LAUNCH A REBUTTAL AGAINST TELEVISION, TO HELP US BRING BACK THE TRUE CLASSICS?
749WHY'S IT HAVE TO BE THIS HARD?!
750 
751[Sammy stomps his foot]
752 
753You... frickin'...FRIIIICKS!
754[Sammy throws one last plushie at the ground]
755 
756Frickin... Fricks! Frickin... FRICKS!
757[Sammy hits his pillow repeatedly, then knocks over his camera with it]
758 
759[Scene cuts to Sonic art with Sammy's voice in the background]
760 
761AND LIKE I WAS SAYING EARLIER, NICKELODEON NEVER ACKNOWLEDGES ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE! WHAT THE FRICK? WHY CAN'T THEY EVER FRICKIN' ACKNOWLEDGE THAT SHOW? THEY NEVER FRICKIN' GIVE IT THE LOVE IT DESERVES! YOU ALWAYS SEE THEM IDOLIZING FRICKIN' SPONGEBOB AND REN & STIMPY! It's NEVER ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE! WHAT THE FRICK?
762If we just tried to make a brilliant show like Rocko's Modern Life, I bet that could rejuvenate the cartoon landscape! You frickin' fricks say "oohhh, Rocko's excellence can't be matched." IT CAN BE FRICKIN' SURPASSED, IF HUMANITY WOULD JUST FRICKIN' COOPERATE AND FRICKIN' GROW SOME BALLS! Holy frickin' fricks!
763What the frick is wrong with you guys? Why's it have to be like this? Why can't you guys ASK FOR SOMETHING WORTHWHILE?! WHY'S IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS...Uhh, HOLY FRICK I HATE ALL YOU FRICKIN' FAN FRICKS! And like I said, it's always Spongebob and Ren & Stimpy! Those shows always get acknowledged, it's never Rocko's Modern Life, that's the best Nickelodeon classic!
764Holy frickin' fricks, it's not Invader Zim, it's not- it's- it's not Fanboy & Chum-Chum like some of you say, it's not Fanboy & Chum-Chum! You frickin fricks come to my channel and say "Ooohh, Fanboy & Chum-Chum is the best Nickelodeon show!" I know it's just you frickin' trolls, tryin' to frickin'...tryin' to frickin'....tryin' to frickin'...mess with me! What the frick! What the frick, y-you frickin' trolls just need to GET OFF MY CHANNEL RIGHT NOW!
765You frickin' fricks, I hate all of you, why's it have to be like... this? Why can't you guys just frickin'...Why can't you guys just frickin' be good people? And...the Spongebob fanbase. CURSE THE SPONGEBOB FANBASE! YOU GUYS ARE ONES THAT RUINED THE SERIES, YOU RUINED THIS ENTIRE SERIES. Holy frickin' fricks!
766And guess what? You frickin' fricks...okay...you know what...Avatar is doing much better right now! I mean, when fans requested...when fans requested a sequel series to Avatar, NICKELODEON FRICKIN' DID IT! Why can't Cartoon Network be the same? I thought that when Symbionic Titan was announced, it was going to stay on Cartoon Network. But guess what? Instead, we get...The Problem Solverz!
767Okay, I'm sorry...I'm sorrry...that...Okay, I actually don't hate The Problem Solverz THAT much. I'm sorry. I'm just getting worked up 'cause of you frickin' Rocko haters! Holy frickin' fricks!
768I mean, this makes me SO MAD!' You frickin' fricks just ruined everything with your frickin' Adventure Time fantasies, YOUR FRICKIN' ADVENT- [Sammy breaks down in tears]
769YOU FRICKIN' FRICKS RUINED EVERYTHING! [sob] YOU FRICKIN' ADVENTURE TIME FANTASIES! [sob] WE CAN'T GET A FANBOY & CHUM-CHUM REVIVAL YOU IDIOTS! 'CAUSE THAT WAS WHAT KILLED NICKELODEON IN THE FIRST PLA- [sob]
770YOU FRICKIN' FRICKS! YOU GUYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING! I HATE YOU FRICKIN' TROLLS, FRICK YOUUU!
771[scene switches to Sammy on the floor, in tears and with a blanket on him]
772 
773Please, cartoon fans, I beg of you! PLEASE STOP SUPPORTING ADVENTURE TIME! And support my idea... of a full revival of the 90s classics! PLEASE! Please...please!
774All Rocko fans out there, we can assemble... and heal Rocko for good! WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THESE ADVENTURE TIME FANTASIZER-ZERS! THESE FRICKIN' FAN FRICKS, WE DON'T HAVE TO FRICKIN' LISTEN TO THEM! Please cartoon fans please!
775[Sammy writhes around on floor]
776 
777STOP SUPPORTING ADVENTURE TIME, STOP RUINING CARTOONS! YOU FRICKIN' FAN FRICKS RUINED ANIMATION!
778 
779[Sammy writhes around again]
780 
781FRICK, FRICK, AHHH FRICK! [Sammy hits his foot and holds it in pain] FRICK! FRICK FRICK! THIS IS FRICKIN' STUPID! GRRR CURSE YOUUUU! CURSE YOU CARTOON FANBASE!
782
783It's made up of mostly greedy, immature, and egotistical leaders. They have incompetent High Ranks, a unfair base, and claim auto-wins at raids and break war terms. That's the typical clan world these days. Not everyone is like this. I can admit myself I have been like that at one point, but it's not the way the clan world is supposed to be. Remember back in 2010, 2011, and part of 2012 where the clan world was actually decent still and not full of people that are just... disgusting? Is that the word for it? Yeah. We all talk about how we wish to go back to those old ways, but none of us ever take action. Clan leaders claim to hold these old ideals at "heart", but in reality they're still in it for the money, the notability, and to be egotistical about "holding" the old ideals at heart when in fact they're breaking those ideals by being that way. You also have people like FatherEmiliano, mass-reporting. That's another big issue, if you don't like someone you try to get them banned? Really? That's not the way that the clan world handles things, you prove your dominance over them in raids and wars, not banning. I myself don't care if I make money from owning a clan. I can admit defeat when I am defeated. If I see one of my High Ranks act up I get on them about it and if they continue I remove them, I don't care if they're my best friend or not. If you wish to run a successful clan you must keep your clan's interests at your highest priority and not what your friends think. When people like myself speak about these sort of things we get called "no-lifes" and told that we take this game too seriously when in fact we're just speaking about how the clan world used to be
784
785My name is [YourNameHere], and this is why I love the king Lion. His furry mane, his amazing hair. Words cannot describe how amazing and perfect the true lion of C&G is. Lionbaita has ruled over the lands of C&G with an iron fist, or an iron paw. He doesn't take crap from anybody, and he is a powerful leader. More importantly, I love him. He carries me through the meadows, kissing me with his lips and letting me pet him. He shows me his marvelous tail as it wiggles and moves. His beautiful golden skin, his cute yet fierce face. His dank memes are unparalleled compared to others. No one has ever been able to match Lionbaita as he is perfect in every possible way. He has the smells of roses, the long hair men and women dream off. He has jaws that can bite your head off, but he is soft at heart. He loves everyone and is a proud king of the C&G Kingdom. Legend has it that whoever Lionbaita likes shall go to heaven and be made statues in his Royal Castle. Without him, RFST wouldn't be a clan people liked. Frost Clan would melt without his frosty gaze. V O I D would lose its locust without Lion's impressive kindness towards bugs. Lionbaita has been living for centuries and even eons. I take pictures of him and kiss him, hoping I can be his lioness. He is a man full of power and greatness. Arcadia shutdown because he wasn't there with them, as lion can hold together even the most fragile of bonds. He knows how to shake the booty, he can walk the walk and talk the talk. He isn't just all bark, he's also ferocious bite. Lionbaita is love, lionbaita is life. Those who oppose his reign shall be crushed under the paw of the majestic golden lion. Hail the Lion Kingdom! Hail Lionbaita!!!
786
787Wow, I don't even know where to start. This has been an awesome journey and I am going to miss it like heck but, its my time to go. Its been a long run and I have met some great people. ROBLOX has consumed a lot of my time and I cant have that with school and all my IRL friends. Its time to pass over the torch and to move on. RDS has had an extraordinary impact on me. It has taught me stuff that is amazing. I have learned so much stuff about exploiting and coding. I cant thank Benda, Miles, Auto enough. I am going to try to keep this short and sweet. ROBLOX is hard to quit. Most people cant quit at all. It sucks you right back in. I have recently been fired from FJ by some very power hungry congress (haha. Sorry but its true). Everything in USA all leads back to Dralian. When he hired me for DSCA. That was my first job I ever got in USA and its one of the most special jobs I have ever gotten. I was just a young kid when I joined NUSA back when Night was POTUS. I have made it so far since then. Dralian has lead me in 2 agencies since. While I was in DSCA I met one of my best friend on ROBLOX well I guess 2 people. Those people are Iwillgetuint and Veritos (AutoLoad). They have helped me out tremendously along the way.  When veritos became Director he promoted me to SAIC. That was one of my happiest days of my life. I held trainings like every day. It was great. Then as I started to rise through the ranks USA became my life. I got into USMS and FBI. I was not in FBI long as I left. Although USMS became family. Thats where I met Mileswolffe. I rose through the ranks. I still remember the day I got Unit Commander. After a couple of weeks I was promoted from Unit commander to Assistant to the Deputy Director (InfamousSpark). Miles stayed Director for a long time until he was offered commissioner of SSO. SSO is amazing I have always wanted to be SSO (*Cough miles). After 3 months of applications I was finally accepted into Secret Service. Secret Service was the best thing that happened to me in my NUSA career. Secret Service is family and always will be. Secret Service will always be apart of me. I had a great time when Dralian was director. When bob became Director I was supposed to be Deputy. Sadly that did not happen so I became a SAIC. This was awesome for a little while. SS became too time consuming for me. I sadly got fired one day after a freak accident. After that everything went down in my ROBLOX career. Without further ado my friends I met along the way.
788
789Frost Clan is one of the most overrated clans to date. They take pride in being "good" at weapons no other clan in the clan world uses. In fact, that's the only reason they even win any wars.
790 
791Their community is also garbage. Everyone does nothing but troll and mess around, and their High Ranks are of full support of this. Their egos are large, but their skill is small. If it wasn't for their bows, clans like SF and VAK would easily steamroll them.
792 
793Their existence is even fake. This clan was made based off of a ROBLOX HAT. How can you take a group like that seriously?
794 
795Don't be fooled by their idiot members. FC is and forever will be one of the worst clans to date. Join a clan that's worth your time.
796
797I thought we were a family, a family that was avenging theoverratefdone. BUT NO YOU SUPPORT IIDARKBLOX........EVIL PEOPLE. I AM DONE WITH FEAR THEIR NOOBS, I HATE SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX HES A NOOB THAT NEEDS A NEW NAME AHHAAHAHAHAHAH THATS RIGHT PEOPLE I SAID IT, I SAAAAIIIIIID IT, THIS IS FOR YOU IIDARKBLOX, I HOPE YOUR HAPPY U NOOB IDIOT NOOB LOSER FOOL, I AM THE BEST AND SUPERIOR. You Will Regret This All
798i have SOME SPECIAL MENTIONS REDSOXS4, SMBKMACHINMA, ULTIMATEVIRUS66, BADLOLFUNNYKILLER, YOU WILL DIE BY MY BLADE. FOR I AM SUPERIOR? HHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT LOSERS YOU TRY AND TRY EVERYTIME. I am the BEST at this. YOUR NOOBS YOUR NOOBS LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. I AM THE THRONE OF THRONES I AM THE BEST. OUR KING THEOVERRATEDONE WILL BE REVIVED. WE WILL GET FATHEREMILINAO TO SET THE TROOPS, WE ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL IN ALL. Don't Mess With Us Ok? Ok. STILL I WILL END ALL OF C&G I WILL RAID YOUR GROUPS, I WILL BE THE NEW KING OF C&G, FOR I HAVE THE POTENTIAL ND POWER TO DO SO. Hm. Alright. Alrght. EVIL PEOPLE......I AM DONE DON'T SAY REPLY YOU FOOLS IM TIRED OF THIS GRAHHHHHHHHHH. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. SONICTHEHEDGEHOXX U WILL BE ASSASSINATED JUST LEAD UR CLAN BETTER THEY BANNED ME FROM A TRAINING.....THIS WAS MY FIRST TRAINING EVIL PEOPLE. I WILL INHERIT HIS LOOKS AND EVERYTHING I AM THE BEST AND SUPERIOR. OK? OK. TRACK THIS I AM THE BEST.I thought we were a family, a family that was avenging theoverratefdone. BUT NO YOU SUPPORT IIDARKBLOX........EVIL PEOPLE. I AM DONE WITH FEAR THEIR NOOBS, I HATE SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX HES A NOOB THAT NEEDS A NEW NAME AHHAAHAHAHAHAH THATS RIGHT PEOPLE I SAID IT, I SAAAAIIIIIID IT, THIS IS FOR YOU IIDARKBLOX, I HOPE YOUR HAPPY U NOOB IDIOT NOOB LOSER FOOL, I AM THE BEST AND SUPERIOR. You Will Regret This All i have SOME SPECIAL MENTIONS REDSOXS4, SMBKMACHINMA, ULTIMATEVIRUS66, BADLOLFUNNYKILLER, YOU WILL DIE BY MY BLADE. FOR I AM SUPERIOR? HHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT LOSERS YOU TRY AND TRY EVERYTIME. I am the BEST at this. YOUR NOOBS YOUR NOOBS LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. I AM THE THRONE OF THRONES I AM THE BEST. OUR KING THEOVERRATEDONE WILL BE REVIVED. WE WILL GET FATHEREMILINAO TO SET THE TROOPS, WE ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL IN ALL. Don't Mess With Us Ok? Ok. STILL I WILL END ALL OF C&G I WILL RAID YOUR GROUPS, I WILL BE THE NEW KING OF C&G, FOR I HAVE THE POTENTIAL ND POWER TO DO SO. Hm. Alright. Alrght. EVIL PEOPLE......I AM DONE DON'T SAY REPLY YOU FOOLS IM TIRED OF THIS GRAHHHHHHHHHH. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. SONICTHEHEDGEHOXX U WILL BE ASSASSINATED JUST LEAD UR CLAN BETTER THEY BANNED ME FROM A TRAINING.....THIS WAS MY FIRST TRAINING EVIL PEOPLE. I WILL INHERIT HIS LOOKS AND EVERYTHING I AM THE BEST AND SUPERIOR. OK? OK. TRACK THIS I AM THE BEST.I thought we were a family, a family that was avenging theoverratefdone. BUT NO YOU SUPPORT IIDARKBLOX........EVIL PEOPLE. I AM DONE WITH FEAR THEIR NOOBS, I HATE SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX HES A NOOB THAT NEEDS A NEW NAME AHHAAHAHAHAHAH THATS RIGHT PEOPLE I SAID IT, I SAAAAIIIIIID IT, THIS IS FOR YOU IIDARKBLOX, I HOPE YOUR HAPPY U NOOB IDIOT NOOB LOSER FOOL, I AM THE BEST AND SUPERIOR. You Will Regret This All i have SOME SPECIAL MENTIONS REDSOXS4, SMBKMACHINMA, ULTIMATEVIRUS66, BADLOLFUNNYKILLER, YOU DIE BY MY BLADE. FOR I AM SUPERIOR? HHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT LOSERS YOU TRY AND TRY EVERYTIME. I am the BEST at this. YOUR NOOBS YOUR NOOBS LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. I AM THE THRONE OF THRONES I AM THE BEST. OUR KING THEOVERRATEDONE WILL BE REVIVED. WE WILL GET FATHEREMILINAO TO SET THE TROOPS, WE ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL IN ALL. Don't Mess With Us Ok? Ok. STILL I WILL END ALL OF C&G I WILL RAID YOUR GROUPS, I WILL BE THE NEW KING OF C&G, FOR I HAVE THE POTENTIAL ND POWER TO DO SO. Hm. Alright. Alrght. EVIL PEOPLE......I AM DONE DON'T SAY REPLY YOU FOOLS IM TIRED OF THIS GRAHHHHHHHHHH. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. SONICTHEHEDGEHOXX U WILL BE ASSASSINATED JUST LEAD UR CLAN BETTER THEY BANNED ME FROM A TRAINING.....THIS WAS MY FIRST TRAINING EVIL PEOPLE. I WILL INHERIT HIS LOOKS AND EVERYTHING I AM THE BEST AND SUPERIOR. OK? OK. TRACK THIS I AM THE BEST.
799
800Shut up North Korea leader! And go back to watching your ****** show. ZC will never be top 10 (Always top 30). You guys are scared of warring a little bad clan, how do you expect to be a big clan with flawless victories? You can't even come up with an excuse for the watching ****** and refusing to raid. That's what makes your HiCom really poor including you. You can't explain about your auto wins to other clans and claiming a win to SCR? I'm sure the ddosing thing was just something made up to back up the surrender thread cause honestly you don't even have proof from what I've heard. SCR got better activity than you and TSE got skills unlike y'all. (Skills over match activity) Also, Destln already told you that he'll gladly share screen the fort plus we don't need permission to change it since the war hasn't even started and you declined it. Stop being butthurt over the true facts and grow some pair, dumb ***. I hope your whole clan rots to h3ll cause it doesn't do anything good to the community but cause trouble. Now go back to watching ******, eating tacos in the toilet, and playing ROBLOX.
801
802Si, signore. I both could and would hold a training every day. The only thing that would delay training is if something like a family event came up. In that case the training would be a little late. Other than that, I would be available every day. I normally finish my homework by 4:00 pm. So that would leave plenty of time to take care of my chores. In short, I would host a minimum of 1 training per day, and in cases of multiple trainings, they would be for different time zones in order to squash the excuse of different time zones. I would also create a lesson plan for you to approve. I love responsibility, and would thrive like an animal with no natural predator. Including the overpopulated part. That is an analogy to you seeing a ton of more of trainings, hence the word "overpopulated". And concerning patrols, I would love to host them. The only problem I have with patrols is I usually have to do them alone. So yes I would love to host many patrols. Out of a 7 day week, a minimum of 6 days would have a patrol. And in the case of multiple patrols per day, my system would be 1 1/2 - 2 hours minimum that I world break up into multiple segments. Also, (censored) made an alt, and pm'ed me today that he would try his hardest to topple the group record of winning every raid by making other groups target the Regime. So in an effort to thwart that, I would love to host many patrols and trainings to increase the skill set of all your loyal soldiers. The point of my lesson plan would be to get the solders to not think about the skills of his foe because this can induce hesitation, but to think of the best way to eradicate him. That is how I learned. Just like a gear box can be angled towards speed or torque, my lesson plan would be geared towards speed, agility, and accuracy. To cap off, I would host multiple trainings and patrols per day, and for multiple timezones, create a lesson plan for you to approve, and record each and every patrol/training for you to view on a YouTube channel I will make. Also, I would make more holo maps based on the experience and what I witness from hosting trainings. In other words, I would make more holo maps based of what I believe will improve certain skills of soldiers.
803
804Arenirian Sovereignty, is not a soverignty anymore. In fact it's now a clan full of tribal people. Seviro use to be a noble leader with high hopes and dreams for A-SOV to be one of this best clans on the lego game. It was doing well, they beat TRA 27-1. But it all changed when a young entrepreneur by the name of PointlessChris joined A-SOV. He had evil intention. He wanted to change how A-SOV ran and work. He wanted to kill the culture and implant his horrible barbaric culture. PointlessChris quickly rose through the ranks. The final nail to the coffin was when A-SOV went to war with RAA. PointlessChris Barbaric roots truly shined in war. People were confident in a guy who knew how to lead and fight. After the war, he became the second in command. That's when the cultural aspect of Arenir died. No longer will A-SOV be the same. PointlessChris quickly recruited his barbaric pals and put them in the prestigious elite division, Green Jacket. PointlessChris continues to ruin Arenir with his barbaric culture. The people of A-SOV need to wake up. We need to revive the culture of Arenir!
805
806who created all ways? then astronomy has no real evidence of GOD NOT EXISTING A WELL YOU PROVE HE DOES NOT YOU CAN NOT NORE CAN YOU PROVE THE BIG BABG THORY IS FACT IF YOU SAY IT IS THE SAME OLD STUBORM BRAINS HAPENS ALL THE TIME THEY SAID THE SAME THING IN OTHER THOERIES THEN THEY CHANGE THERE MINDS WHY BECAUS YOU ARE ALL W W W SO DO NOT EVER ISULT ME OR GOD THE BIG BANG THOERY CAN NOT POSSIBLE TRIGGER ITSELF OF BECAUSE IF THERE WAS NOTING BEFORE BIG BANG THOERY HOW DID BIG BANG COME ABOUT WHEN THERE IS NOTHING TO TRIGGER OR EVEN SET IT OFF NOW AS FOR YOU JACK ASS I DO NOT HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU
807
808hold on pussy faggot boy....
809YOU'RE THE ONE THAT STATED YOU WERE GOING TO THIS AND THAT.... and now you're back down?
810LOL
811I knew it...
812YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN SOME LITTLE WEAK ASS FAT KID ON CUNT WHORE MOMMY'S COMPUTER TALKING SHIT....
813you're not even gainfully employed... just like a stank ass, liver lipped, porch monkey, yard nigger, worthless racist coon.
814
815you're not going to do shit you weak ass cunt.... niggers are genetically inferior... you're weaker and dumber than all other races... the whites rule this world... built this world and control this world....
816and look how fucking stupid you are not to know this? really faggot... know your place boy or you will be dragged kicking and screaming from your shithole section 8 nigger ghetto housing.
817
818I bet you suck dick for a living as a rent boy due to the fact that your mom killed herself after she shit you out behind a dumpster after her abortion failed 9 months after she got pregnant from her rent boy wearing a broken condom when he fucked her for beer money. go get some real pussy, your sister and cousin don't count
819
820i would like to award this man two medals
821
822the first medal for his unwavering, distinguished, and unmatched dedication towards being a mentally deficient retard
823
824the second medal will be given incase he loses the first one
825
826Please, stop communicating with me Mr. 47 chromosomes. God, you should've been aborted. 
827
828These monkey idiot commit way more crimes than whites and heres proof. There are 223,553,265 whites and 38,929,319 blacks in the US. FBI crime statistics: blacks were convicted of 4,203 murders and non-negligent manslaughter charges versus 4,101 for whites. Divide the total white population by these charges, this will give you 54,511. This means out of the total white population, only 1 out of 54,511 people were convicted of murder and nonnegligent manslaughter. same calculation for blacks: you get 1 out of 9,262 black people have committed murder and non-negligent manslaughter! Divide 54,511 by 9,262 and you get 5.88!! This means out of total population, blacks commit murder and nonnegligent manslaughter 5.88x as much as whites. Blacks commit forcible rape 2x the rate of whites, 1 out of 6431 whites commit robbery while 1 out of 883 blacks commit robbery. Thats 7.27x more than whites!! this will stop if nigger monkeys stop making their music about killing cops, doing drugs/crime/rape
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848AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
849Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
850You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
851
852Hey Faggots, My name is thorhayes, and I hate every single one of you pathetic legomen. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass memes about Pth and the Back of the Bus. You are everything bad in the clans. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Donald Trump’s Dark Knight Rises Reviews. Don’t be a stranger. Just snipe me with your mouse moving skills. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the TRAE scrimmage team, and starter in TRA’s “I’m a faggot challenge”. What sports do you play, other than jacking off to Japanese schoolgirls? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
853
854Mmmmmm... Fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human pussy again. But FUCK human pussy! I fuck dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I fuck them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds!
855I couldn't get no twat from serenity back then. She only wanted dildos in her pussy twat. Big phony bologna dicks. But now she wants this real cock. Come here serenity lets show these assholes how we fuck. Lets show these assholes how we fuck. My sweet sweet serenity.
856Fuck an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole, and I'll hang a pig with it, while I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind dick. You'll give birth to a dead pig and we'll cut him into pork rinds.
857I'll eat pork rinds with god. In a land that speaks only with its eyes. No language, no dildos, no fucking laws! Where the whores can't sell their pussy. Or use their twats to gold dig. A land where us warriors run free with our big dicks out, and our fucking hair wild.
858Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Salt their dead skin and put em in plastic bags. Fuck you, you fucking, farting robots. Suck my dead pig. Suck my dead pig!
859
860MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
861THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. 
862
863I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.
864I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.
865While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I walked quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a barrel roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house.
866As I walked down the street a brownish-yellow liquid slowly dripped from the bottom of the sock. The neighborhood kids became very curious as to what was going on and as they approached they caught a whiff of the putrid smell emanating from the sock. This is when Joanna, my neighbors 13 year old daughter vomited what looked like a freshly eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich all over the street. I nearly came in my pants at that moment. I had the sickest hard on. In fact the only thing keeping me from raping Joanna while she lay in a pool of her own vomit was my sock full of shit butter. I knew I had something to do and I was damn sure going to do it. I kept walking.
867I finally made it to my local grocery store. An epic journey it had been. Every asshole in the vicinity could smell the putrid odor but nobody knew where it came from. I can still hear them in my mind. “What the fuck is that smell.” “This smell is so bad I think I am going to kill myself with a hammer” one man said. I even saw a fellow depraved maniac in the corner of my eye. I could tell because he had the same smile that I did. He was laughing with the same glee. I’m sure he’s raped a severely mentally challenged child in his lifetime. I know I have.
868That’s when I saw him. The old nigger who sat in front of shoprite saying hello to every asshole strolling by. I fucking hated this man. I couldn’t tell you why. I just hated him. He could smell my shit butter. I could tell because he was gasping for air. I quickly approached him thinking “this will be the greatest day of my life. Nothing could stop me now.” This is when I felt a sudden burst. I realized later that I had shot a load off in my pants right at that moment.
869I was arms length from the nigger now. I clenched the sock tight with both hands and swung it at the niggers face with all my might. I hit him in the cheek with such force that the brownish-liquid had sprayed out all over his face. He immediately threw up. I sat back laughing as he washed out his eyes with bottled water. He asked “why?” and I responded by dumping the rest of the socks contents on his head. Truly, I did it for the lulz.
870While everybody was distracted I walked into shoprite and quickly shoved as many apples as I could up my ass. It was 4. I left shoprite with the most satisfaction I have ever felt in my life. I remember thinking “wow, I’m such a great person, I get 4 free apples, and I get to go home and jerk off to CP.”
871When I think back on that day, I can always remember how sweet those apples tasted. Nothing sweeter.
872Your legacy shall not go unnoticed. You have the best soldiers and officers on Roblox, and your boots shall march, unfaltered. I will be rejoining you soon, my dear Vaktovians. Those who hate you, know nothing of your skill, your intelligence, and your discipline. Forever to Vaktovia,
873Glory under the banner,
874Victory with our comrades,
875and Honor within our hearts.
876
877I have reached The Vaktovian Empire's soil once more, I haven't been playing Roblox as often, depression is getting the best of me, I'm non-stop in a psychological warfare with myself. The biggest battle you fight is yourself, I hope you understand.
878
879I am a gifted tactician, but merely a competent strategist. My genius is not in the planning, but in the fighting of battles. I combine situational awareness with a near-perfect assessment of the capabilities of both my own men and the opposing force. I am supremely skilled in the meshing of the various arms of combat, being capable of meshing Armour, Infantry, Air, and Artillery forces into a single tactical operation with precision and flair. In personal combat I am ruthless, vicious, and overwhelming. I am usually announcing the rankings for Disciplinarian. I am very intelligent, somewhat villainous, and menacingly calm. I tend to speak in a sly, sharp tone. I am sometimes quick to anger, however, and I will make sure that I get what I want. I have some sense of battlefield honor, preferring to fight in combat, and wishing that I could have defeated many like
880
881Wow, so you're LITERALLY 12 years old then.
882But no, seriously? DO you realize how FREAKING juvenile that makes you look? To Freaking hop on the internet, the modern cradle of innovation and intelligence, and just sit on a freaking lego game all day posting the same le maymay ALL FREAKING DAY because it gets a rise out of some guy? Do you realize how freaking BAD that makes you look? No, seriously? I mean, while you're here posting that crap, I'm here in the intermission of getting money and freaking whatever chick I pick up from the nearby art school, I'm reading through the thread and laugh my BUTT THE FREAK OFF because there is seriously someone who is SERIOUSLY enough of a FREAKING LOSER that he posts things on the Internet JUST TO MAKE PEOPLE MAD.
883THAT'S HILARIOUS.
884BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER AMOUNT TO. And then I go return to being productive, something I won't even bother explaining to you because the concept of achievement is something surely so foreign to your puny, inept and ultimately inconsequential existence and brain that it's really not worth the effort.
885You're a failure at life.
886Yep, a failure. So, I guess you ought to enjoy those fleeting moments of "lulz xD he so mad xDDDD" before your parents' patience towards the growing stench of hotpocket-pizza-roll casserole and sweat that reeks from their basement is fully exhausted, at which point they'll be throwing you out, to the streets, where I doubt those memories will bring much solace.
887
888Walking home today, some loser bumped into me and instantly started talking smack about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust" and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum loving loser face.
889I hate aluminum so much.
890
891nobody cares about those trashy war groups. here's why:
892
8931. outfits - you're excited to join a war group. once you join, you need an outfit; scenario: you can't afford the outfit, then ya get kicked out of the group.
894
8952. strictness - war groups are WAY too strict. most war groups spew out random stuff like "USE GRAMMAR" or "BE NICE"
896
8973. training - you're playing a game you like to play, then your leader comes in and says, "WE HAVE TRAINING RIGHT NOW" these guys are just ruining the fun out of a kids game
898
8994. games - the games based off of war groups are crap. *non-group member joins* *leader types /ban (name here)* and they're boring as heck
900
9015. messages - i keep getting messages over and over of some bot asking me to join a war group with some cringe-worthy description in the message. what's even more stupid is that they say something like "you're really good at sword fighting" even though i'm terrible at sword fighting
902
9036. losing friends - scenario (BASED ON A TRUE STORY): your friend tells you he was offered to join a war group. but he doesn't have builder's club (which he should) so now he has to leave your group just to join the mass of annoying war groups, and now your friend was a nice guy, but now an overrated war group lieutenant
904
9057. tryhards - the war groups are trying WAY too hard. members try to act like those boring 1850s generals or something. this is a kids game. not a game based off of the civil war.
906
907that's all i have. note that this is my opinion, so i don't want war group leaders rushing in causing a flame war.
908
909TRA Commanders+ Please View the Rules and Regulations or Get Demoted at the Colonel+ Training Hosted by Me and Atomic... Its Whole Week #### ############# one Hour a Day and we are going to see If you know the Rules. if you do not you will be demoted to Major. No Matter What! You only have to attend ONE(1) of the FIVE(5) Trainings. Rules and Regulations! -Link on Group page. Attend one of the 1/5 Trainings Being held... If you Attend to more you can get a Promtion. <--- No Guarantee
910
911To begin, I'd like to thank you for your interest in the Diplomacy Staff and our duties. This is the first step to grasping a better understanding and further comprehending the coruscant era of the Diplomacy Staff and this administration. The Diplomacy Department is a cohesive, unified and important department at the cynosure of the Executive Branch. It is the backbone the administration in terms of advice, public relations, press release and liaison with the public.
912
913Many people have praised me for my valour and wisdom! It is seldom that legends of my glorious triumphs and dashing good looks are forgotten! Wait, no. Those are just the voices in my head again.
914
915- The Robloxian Army: General
916- The Robloxian Army: Head of Community Affairs
917- The Robloxian Army Newsletter: Publisher
918
919Geek fan bases:
920- Doctor Who 
921- Star Wars
922- L0rd of the Rings
923- Game of Thrones/ASOIAF
924- DC comics 
925- Firefly/serenity
926
927She is the one named Sailor Moon!
928
929Some would call me shane55 to replicate my previous username. Others might spring for just Shane as it is easier on the mouth. I often hear ShandalfGreyhame being used as a means to grab my attention under this name. Frequently this is shortened to Shandalf, perhaps even Shand. However, most people just call me 
930IMMATURE OP GENERAL!
931I embrace this fact.
932
933A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exor########s spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.
934
935Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
936
937Two things result from this fact:
938
939I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.
940
941II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.
942
943To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in London and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Danish languages.
944
945TODAY it seems to me providential that Fate should have chosen Braunau on the Inn as my birthplace. For this little town lies on the boundary between two German states which we of the younger generation at least have made it our life work to reunite by every means at our disposal.
946German-Austria must return to the great German mother country, and not because of any economic considerations. No, and again no: even if such a union were unimportant from an economic point of view; yes, even if it were harmful, it must nevertheless take place. One blood demands one ###### Never will the German nation possess the moral right to engage in colonial politics until, at least, it embraces its own sons within a single state. Only when the ##### borders include the very last German, but can no longer guarantee his daily bread, will the moral right to acquire foreign soil arise from the distress of our own people. Their sword will become our plow, and from the tears of war the daily bread of future generations will grow. And so this little city on the border seems to me the symbol of a great mission. And in another respect as well, it looms as an admonition to the present day. More than a hundred years ago, this insignificant place had the distinction of being immortalized in the annals at least of German history, for it was the scene of a tragic catastrophe which gripped the entire German nation. At the time of our fatherland's deepest humiliation, Johannes Palm of Nuremberg, burgher, bookseller, uncompromising nationalist and French hater, died there for the Germany which he loved so passionately even in her misfortune. He had stubbornly refused to denounce his accomplices who were in fact his superiors. In thus he resembled Leo Schlageter. And like him, he was denounced to the French by a representative of his government An Augsburg police chief won this unenviable fame, thus furnishing an example for our modern German officials in Herr Severing's ###### 
947
948	
949	
950We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the ######## we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender
951
952I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED TO BE VAC TO GET RESPECT UPON THE RC
953I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED TO BE VAC TO GET RESPECT UPON THE RC
954I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED TO BE VAC TO GET RESPECT UPON THE RC
955I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED TO BE VAC TO GET RESPECT UPON THE RC
956I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED TO BE VAC TO GET RESPECT UPON THE RCI AM THE ONE DON'T NEED TO BE VAC TO GET RESPECT UPON THE RCI AM THE ONE DON'T NEED TO BE VAC TO GET RESPECT UPON THE RC
957Then you leave and say "i will never oppose vaktovia1" and then arrive with your really irritating group making yourself to be a nuisance and enemy to Vaktovia by arriving to the Recruitment Centre in your >very obviously copied/inspired Vaktovian uniforms< (Yeah those are MY STARS you're wearing on your shoulder you wannabe, and Supreme General Bektor's sash.)
958Then lastly, the one thing that made me the most irritated was how I gave you an opportunity (AND LISTENED TO YOU) issued you the rank LT back, and allowed you back to have you just #### it away and leave again for such a pathetic reason you could have spoken to me about. But no, instead you left and decided to pull this for attention like you're some kind of hero.
959
960Covering yourselves up I see lol.
961
962If you are not willing to be humble and work with each other for a nice war in negotiations then we are simply not interested. We outlined facts about the war publicly to C&G because A-SOV has brought attention to the war so we felt the necessity to address accordingly.
963
964As for what you have stated in your paste, you flaming my war department while they performed their job exceptionally. I find this hypocritical especially since PointlessChris is responsible for your group leadership deteriorating, and for ruining the alliance between our two clans (because he wanted to war) which A-SOV then followed him into his toxic negotiations. I am hardly recognizing Seviro as leader of A-SOV anymore. I am also aware of how Seviro had been toxic in previous wars / negotiations. We attempted to make this as clean as possible, we didn't do updates like you guys did before negotiations. What I once referred to as the gossip clan of C&G back in May and April (named it that because every time I go on their ts3 it's nothing but smack talking about clan world affairs) became a clan that is disrespectful and carries no honor before, during, and after battle. It was clear that it would be a toxic war once negotiations had started, and it was slightly when PointlessChris removed us as an ally. We are not interested in warring when the entire war would be toxic. That would just be a headache while we could find a better war where there is better sportsmanship. If SC were to lose a war, it would be a shame however, we would accept the loss just as we did with AC. 
965
966Rather than attempt to debunk and blatantly lie about the negotiations, just humbly accept what has already happened and take it as a chance to improve yourselves instead of pointing fingers. We will be doing the same. You learn and improve from your past.
967
968Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed and the Fire Nation is nearing victory in the War. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Fire Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Avatar was never reborn into the Air Nomads, and that the cycle is broken. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Avatar will return to save the world.
969
970Hi my nams nederlandzdzd guyies and this isses why frost clanw is the reoand44nnnn clan community is gaerbarbabgagegfege
971
972
973bows are number 1`11111 1 11 if u cant use them ur terribleee e e e 
974
975fw2 easiest base on robloxdotcom if u cant win ur ewworst group power clansass cant havveewee g000d woarsrss
976
977
978bows are same for both teams ezzze z z z z zz z z z z 
979
980to bad we cant raid any decent people evvven if we havve tp to term lol xD
981
982g000ddd thang ur terrerible and i can 1v14 u at vvvaalllee
983
984if anyone wants to say fc is innocent they have been flaming more than us exspecially this monkey nederlandz whose been gone for 34934943 months and thinks hes god and knows evverything
985
986
987i challegnege u to a 1v1 ned barrel v barrel if i win u get urself terminated so we can sav333 the community
988
989
990hehe xd im edgy pls no copy and pasta
991
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993
994Here's the thing. You said a "pupper is a doggo."
995
996Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
997
998As someone who is a scientist who studies puppers, doggos, yappers, and even woofers, I am telling you, specifically, in doggology, no one calls puppers doggos. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
999
1000If you're saying "doggo family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Doggodaemous, which includes things from sub woofers to birdos to sharkos (the glub glub kind not the bork bork kind).
1001
1002So your reasoning for calling a pupper a doggo is because random people "call the small yip yip ones doggos?" Let's get penguos and turkos in there, then, too.
1003
1004Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A pupper is a pupper and a member of the doggo family. But that's not what you said. You said a pupper is a doggo, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the doggo family doggos, which means you'd call piggos, sluggos, and other species doggos, too. Which you said you don't.
1005
1006It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
1007
1008FC is just a clan full of anti-social unloved neckbeards who suffers from a severe lack of masculinity, so in an attempt to make C&G respect them, they post crappy copypasta they found on the Internet because they know they can't win any arguments whatsoever. They are the definition of trash and have a severe disease that makes them incapable of actually speaking proper words, and not to mention it causes mental issues. They're just a edgy meme clan who have to use their FWII or whatever to win wars. The only reason people say they're good is because of their bows. Take that away and they're done for. I spilt spicy chicken masala curry on my keyboard and it broke my PC, and I STILL can fight better than you and your unintelligible brony da club. FC needs to be banished from the clan community and everyone in it needs to be burned alive and sacrificed to Donald Trump. He could actually make USE of FC, even when they're dead. Guess that shows you Jjjakey's leading abilities, 
1009
1010
1011	
1012I'm sorry that I disrespected you, women are far more superior. You're strong, independent and gracious. I and I'm sorry that it had to come to this. You can be strong, caring, kind and sweet. I'm sorry about being stupid, I owe you everything.. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, it wasn't cool. I have nothing but ut most respect for you and your kind. I'm sorry. This is really emotional for me and I just want you to know I don't know where I'd be without you.. I apologise for everything.
1013
1014Hidden, it's very obvious that you've reached your mental capacity, which I may ### ## only as much as the average ten year old. You constantly try to dismiss people's intelligence by using Google to search up every word they say, desperately looking to dismiss their argument over not knowing a single word. You also say I don't know the difference between emptying a gun's magazine of twenty shots in two seconds to doing so in six seconds. Yet, you fail to realize that I very much understand the difference. It's you on the other hand who lacks the ability to comprehend the true difference. I emptied the magazine as fast as I could, which doesn't mean I used an auto-clicker. Just because your ability to empty the magazine is inferior to my ability, doesn't mean that you can accuse me of auto-clicking. I'm sorry to tell you, but you're wrong in every way. Good day.
1015
1016There's a time that a long ago when I was posting topics about my clan, this is when I encountered that some trolls often times to troll me which I ignore them (Or maybe I made a counter reply on my fourms) because I knew if I went there then my entire day will be ruined and that will be it. It's not because I don't have the courage to see a hundreds of people all simultaneously calling me a commie, It's more of that makes me sad. I'm trying to put myself into their shoes on, I'm trying to rationalized why many people write these things they do. But I just can't do it. Now normally, I don't want to make my Realistic clan make it controversial, and I literally not trying to do whatever I can to tick them off. Also, The Russian Clan/Russian Military Force must be built from the button up as what they did with United Clan of ROBLOX. The Russian Clan (What I should have done), must not turn it's back now from my historic mission. If I do, then the trolls will drag us into a war, of mutual destruction with UCR, and deliever to those memebers to the trolling-fellow-tribes people. But it takes one horrible reply that says "That Clan was boring". I always look at the replies which is the absolutely worst. The most insulting and awful that made you sign when you see and read it. Nearly every replies I got either about my projects or my clan has made a huge arugements by going off-topic rather than about what I done. I urge all of you to be healthy, normal, simple, and reasonable if you're going to reply to one person about the post instead of going off-topic.
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1018Hi. My name is Wild. In ROBLOX, we are having a urgent hacking/scamming issue. It's not fair, nor nice. When someone sends you a message about an activity check, don't do it! ROBLOX knows when everyone is on and off. When the last date the were on was, and when they joined. Every player has the ability to access that. If you want to help save peoples accounts, time, money, robux, and possibly bring back the tix... Join my group I made. It's called ROBLOX Scam Central. It's very small but I am hoping this will get a lot of views and a lot of people will join it, and we are looking for High Ranks, so you could be there helping me lead and have a big role into saving ROBLOX. A way you can help is..
1019
1020(1). Join my group or my ally groups
1021(2). Spread the news about what our groups are doing
1022(3). Donate us some ROBUX so we can give it to those who lost their accounts
1023(4). Alert how people are scamming one another
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1028Thank you so much for being a soldier in the very dangerous battle. We appreciate it so much, and I can promise you. If you give us robux in our group funds it will go to a great cause and it will help targets and help us stop this. Thank you again.
1029
1030	
1031Greetings fellow Vaktovians,
1032
1033Throughout my career in Vaktovia I learned a lot. It was very formative to the way I live my life. Our brave officers instilled in me the values of discipline, comradery, and respect. That's the big one -- respect. I may have been a little rough around the edges when I joined the ranks of Vaktovia, but you learn the way of things quickly when you get shot in the face with a laser gun for looking in the wrong direction. But most importantly, I learned that this game is serious business. Quite foolishly, I did not join Vaktovia prepared to alert my commanding officers that I needed to urinate. After receiving a well-deserved scolding, I made sure to keep a device nearby to allow me to void my bladder without needing to step away from the action or disrupt the discipline training for my peers. Never before have I been in such an incredible clan that commands such self-discipline. This is why I loved Vaktovia so dearly, and why it hurts so much that I must depart.
1034
1035Glory to Vaktovia!
1036
1037--Vactovian Stage 1 Altair55
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1039Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
1040
1041That’s it, I’m done. #### this chat. It’s devolved into a mass of ######## copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my #### and moving to ####### Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be ####ing smarter discourse
1042
1043ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ғᴀsᴄɪsᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ, ᴀᴅᴏʟғ ʜɪᴛʟᴇʀɪɴᴏ. ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ #### #### ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴀɢᴀɴᴅᴀ ғɪʟᴍ “sɪᴇɢ ʜᴇɪʟ ʟɪғᴇsᴛʏʟᴇ” ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ #### #### sᴀʏ ɴᴏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀɴʜᴀᴍᴍᴇʀ.
1044
1045Hello Alkaizer, this is Hollywood director and producer Eddy Pasterino. We would like you and fowtini to star in our new movie: Naked Skorñorita. You will go the the inn and see fowtini lying in Leah’s bed and she will want your Skorn but you say “No Skornerrino” and topdeck her. Pls no hastalapasta baberino.
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1047I ######## Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ####### ######## but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
1048
1049I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I #### ## #### in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….
1050
1051Hello twitch chat. This is michaels mother speaking. Please stop the spam in the chat. I can’t read the amazing conversations that you are having about my son. Thanks. Don’t copy and paste this to spam more or I will tell Michael to ban you all.
1052
1053Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I’m a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m’lady. In the end these girls always go after ######### guys who treat them like ##### and only talk to me to cry about it. I’m sick of being considered ‘beta’ or whatever you call it.
1054
1055Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.
1056
1057I used to ########## onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a ### ######### I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a #### on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as ######## charged as me just take some #### on the go. After you're good an ###### you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can #### I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk ######### to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready ## ### ## #### bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of ############ is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ####### experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and ###### feeling, seeing those birds reel around ####### ## ### and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, #### throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
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1059good one man youre life must be really good hahaha my life is perfect my kid is healthy and thats all that matters i feel bad for ur retard parents having to deal with you their whole life. A lot of doctors appointments for your autism probably cost a lot. talking shit online when you probably look like a lawn gnome. Im not with the mom but i guarantee shes not fat but i dont expect you to trust me cause all you know is fat chicks gl in life though
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1061	Only reason you think drills are useless and don't train you is because you are from the clan world where kiddies can go around and think their the best at everything and trolls all the time. AA is an ww2 group and ww2 was started in the year 1939. If you can't build simple maps for AA then stop developing for AA. Don't be clueless and say "drills are useless cause im too lazy to do them" and you guys raiding USM. You are idiots. (Sorry for bad grammar on phone)
1062
1063I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no ethanol, because ####### dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. 
1064	
1065Hey man dont look at me like that im just sayin you better watch your tongue before sayin things like that sayin clan are dead is this clan are dead is that. They dont take things lightly and yknow what they say I mean words hurt but come on dude ??? You seriously need t watch your tonge or idk man but imm just sayin things will get bad. like, REAL bad. know what i mean ?? its hurtful to say things on the internet and when u do people come back around and bite your shiny ### and to be honest i dont think you want that so you should probably be sorry and say it was a joke like come on dude. Tell them google joke and let them leave it be or you might be in some serious trouble pal. Im not your mother im just looking out for your wellbein so dont properly scathe me for sayin this its just im just sayin its probably best to not say mean things on the internet i mean you never know who is on the other end of that line right??? right?? right. you know what i mean so again no hard feelings my man im just sayin watch it on here theres some real bad people about . so im just sayin watch yourself
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1069FORGIVE ME PLEASE IT WAS JUST A JOKE DONT YOU KNOW WHEN A PERSON JOKES AROUND COME ON DUDE? A PERSON JOKES AROUND AS A JOKE BUT UR DIFFERENT BECUZ U DONT HOW TO TAKE A JOKE HONESTLY. LOOK IT UP IN THE G.O.O.G.L.E BECAUSE THATS WHERE U SEE THE DEFINITION OF JOKING AROUND
1070
1071How about you shut your mouth, or war me? Declare war right now, your little "clan" can get 15-0'ed. Not even ASOV, ASOV or ASOV could take me. ASOV was rated the #3 ASOV clan. I 15-0'ed them. I dare you dude, war me with that trash you call a clan and watch me dance on your group's grave as your moral is torn out, your heart ripped apart as we feed upon it in the cold dark night. Please war me.
1072
1073You are the most self righteous and arrogant SOB I have ever encountered. These clans that you claim to be "overrated" are legendary. It's interesting how you felt that you had to validate your point by saying that it takes one critique to form a consensus. That's a crock of crap. Your opinion is based on personal feelings, bias', and arrogance. How many times do you have to say that VAK is overrated. I think we ALL got the point after the first 3 times. Vaktus is a legend. It's over over 40 years and you're talking about him. Will anyone be speaking of you 40 years from now? I highly doubt it. And how dare you say Frost Clan, A-SOV, Resade, John Coltrane, Federation of Arcadia, and THE ROBLOX ASSAULT TEAM are overrated. These were great clans. I doubt that you're a clan yourself, because if you were you would know that it would be foolish to say that about your fellow ROBLOXians. And if you are a "musician", you're probably a hater. You dumbass
1074
1075What exactly do you think you are going to prove? it’s just disrespectful to other human beings faiths and beliefs, and im sure u of all people should know u can’t put any sense into say a devout christian. Honestly, what your doing is the equivalant of making a rude, sarcastic joke to a child that doesn’t understand humor. u cant tell a christian thats been raised from birth to believe that there’s a magic man in the clouds that he’s wrong. you’ll just get what uve been getting, hate mail, and death threats. God is the equivalant of santa exept the child is never told he isn’t real until it’s to late. and u think your doing a good thing by making up this pastafarian crap to prove how absurd the idea of god is. what i don’t think u understand is that u cant argue with idiots about this stuff as most christians are dont know a thing about science.(I apoligize to all respectable christian scientists). as an athiest, im disgusted what youre doing. like making fun of christians being killed by somali’s, and u quoting, "apparently they thought there god could give them safe passage"(yes ive read ur website). really, did it ever, or does it ever occur to you that these people are actually human being’s with family’s and feeling’s, and just because they think the world was created differantly than u, u have to mock them… that’s kind of a noob move. your being no better than they are(religious people) by making fun of and disrespecting other people just ’cause they think differantly than u. oh wait u are religous, u worship a flying spaggetti monster. which means i have the right to ridicule u on how stupid your dumbpony religion is(oh may the great pasta diety forgive me for my sin) and dont deny that u worship the all mighty pasta king, because your the leader of the church. with the true words of your religion written on a piece of paper. it’s ironic that u, by trying to prove how bad religion is. go about it by u yourself inbodying everything that is wrong with human beliefs. u are everything that is wrong with athiesm. u go around acting all superior and pompus, like u know better than everyone else and tell them why there wrong mockingly. the world would be a better place if u took all your "followers" (butt pirates) got on a pirate ship and ate spaggetti until you all died of overeating.have u ever heard the term live and let live? and i love it how u post all the hate mail u get on a your page to be ridiculed by your cronies( who by the way need to get of the internet and do something productive)yes we all the the bible huggars are gonna say dumb stuff because they’re uneducated. but that doesn’t mean u have to be immature and make fun of there faults so just lay off. even though this message sounds hostile just know i agree with what your’e trying to do (i think) educating people, i just wholly disagree with how u are going about it.
1076
1077your agressive tone is a violation of my NAP so I will now call my privatized and militirazed police force to raid your house, in event that you retaliate I will send several nukes at your private property without even violating your NAP
1078
1079-holds shades with 1 hand and gives thumbs up, smug smile-
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1081You need to grow up and fight lego clans like real men. My father died in the great lego wars of 2013. You don't know my struggle. I'll have you know that I'm well aware of the consequences of lego war, and I will give it everything I've got to defend my clan from heathens like you. You think you're something special kiddo? Do you? You're wrong. Simply infactable. I'll show you petty little squirtle just how strong my lego fists are when I beat you clutching my mouse until the dawn of the new day comes. You will NEVER disrespect me again. You understand that kiddo? I can RUIN YOU! I can and will beat all of the greatest lego clans like FC, VAK, FoA, CSP, Resade, ASov, RAT, and even freakin LS!!!! I'm hardcore I'm so freaking hardcore bro you don't want to mess with me! Never say my name, you'll be sorry. I've led and beaten the best of all of the clans, and I will do it again and again until you bow down to my pixelated feet.
1082
1083Greetings all and welcome to WIJ. We are an active war clan which haven't gone to war in a long time so some may say it is overdue. Who knows, we might war tomorrow so make sure to stay active for tomorrow's war! To participate in daily Apocalypse Rising trainings, remember to join the WIJ Discord. Link is in the guide. On this discord you can communicate efficiently with other WIJ members, HICOM and hear me urinate. Stay tuned lads!
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1085dungeon lmao i think i got he level requitement but do i have gthe gar score thats the question you guys better have the q gear scoe lmao or else i lea ve the party because we need good gear score to do dubgeon s but how about doing a raid like everyone needs good gearscore or we lose lol wtf
1086
1087Went MIA shortly before a major offensive with the RGL in Vietnam. One witness account is him taking down 8 VC's who attempted to fire on him but shortly banned them all and sent them to hell. Past accounts and tours of duty with the P.S.P.M.C can show that he is still actively on the grid. In past ferocious battles he has single-handedly used Kohls admin to take down an innumerable amount of enemies, and with help from the CIA he made a global model which stores names of all fighters on the front. An extremely dangerous LQC'er and admin command ###### ##### # force to be reckoned with. He is currently sighted near parts of Austria and Albania.
1088	
1089Just click the red text. I want my acc to be gone. The pass has a typogram, so good luck whoever gets it. I'll just be a bore in this site, anyway. Well, I might as well save my last words for another time in need. This'll turn into a contest. At the end, @ with a name attached to the figure of corey shows three numbers. Obv the first three. Cheers.
1090
1091idiot ### do you even know how to reverse the polarity of the flux capacitor? no you dont. did you graduate at the top of your class like i did? no you didnt. you never even passed school. i bet you dropped out to join the military because ###### ########## you really are worthless like dont even look at me. i have talent, hardwork, genetics, everything revolves around me. why are you even here? there's no reason for you be here. please go away. are you able to recite all 10 commandments of the bible? lexicon, unity, order, sustenance, allegiance, devotion, pride, intellect, correspondence, the devil. what i demand is your soul. do you know how many commandments of the bible i've been corrupted to? get out kid i joined the marines before you were even born. the rcl bootcamp doesnt need ppl like you. you're lost on your way through life. who is jetmets? nobody.
1092	
1093When I was given the chance to lead RNW I promised I would try and bring RNW to a new age a new light. I wanted to give RNW the fresh ideas and new ways to do things. Honestly I am disappointed to say the least. The toxicity of this war is tremendous and it has not even started yet! I started clans in 2011 I know things were not perfect then but I do know that you could actually talk things out. Instead of considering my request to have the summit over discord it was ignored and utterly rejected without the slightest bit of thought. Cat has time and time again ignored and protested everything we say and do. This war was personal too personal. Josh knew that when he started it. I'm not some leader that's gonna give you a giant speech like the rest of the leaders in clans. I am going to be honest and straight to the point. CAT you made this toxic you knew it was going to be toxic, you started this war taking on a in-dev clan to show that you were actually relevant. You personally attacked my family demanding we shut down? You do not have my respect for the way you act nor should you. You are stuck in the past and I think it's time you face the facts, over the past few days we've noticed at least 7 known mercs joining CAT and at the same time joining CATs "elite forces" I let it slide and did not say anything till now. I was hoping you had the decency to make this war a clan VS clan war without the help of mercs and allies. You called out our strength and claimed we were corrupt but with little evidence, if you can defeat us like you brag about then prove it. Once you decide that it's time to grow up I will be sitting here waiting for your message. I wont do under the table deals or private chats to get things done. If you actually want to war instead of having your 5 minutes of fame on C&G we will be here waiting.
1094
1095hey guys im back with another crazy life story so 7 days ago i was on a date with my now ex and we sat down and the waitress came over to us and she said "hey ill be ur waitress would u like drinks?" and then he said "yes please ill have water thanks!" and then smiled so i could already see something suspicious going on between them because he smiled AND said thank you so then the waiter comes back and says "would you like some bread" and he says "yes please" so thats how i know hes with another woman and im the side chick so thats how i was cheated on leave a like and subscribe if ur new
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1097If you want something at life then go and get it! Soldiers, if you have BC and always wanted to lead a clan then go and lead one? If you don't have BC find a friend that does and ask them to hold it, just try! Maybe YOU can make a difference in the clan world! Think of how many robloxians that have secret talents! From developing skills to leading a clan. War clan leaders
1098It is a difficult journey, correct? Some thoughts on war clan leaders are, 'how am i going to recruit?', 'how am I going to improve my clan?', 'how will I help my clan become stronger and better?' and 'how can I make my clan active?' Every leader had those thoughts, leaders that lead groups with a million members to leaders that lead groups with 5! Soldiers, respect your leader calling other clans trash, it does effect other people! Now go and become a leader! Start something new! Gave up on a clan? Try another one! Try another one till you are happy with it! 
1099
1100Come on guys, stand up and make something new! What you've seen in a movie or a video game you can make it happen! For example Vaktovia had been based on a video game called Killzone and now look at it! Striving with power! Isn't that what you want? Use the best of your abilities, I'm not just talking about Roblox I am talking about real life as well! If you want something in life, go and get it before it is too late! Joking guys you're all failures at life but if you read it to this point post down below you nerd
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1102Protagonist1 was a most important person during my time in ROBLOX, he taught me most of swordfighting, and as a result, I'm a powerful swordsman, I once was a TRAE Gladiator Squad Leader. Reflecting back to the time of when he was around, he was a chill guy, who was also pretty wise. He loved to talk in conversation. I believe protagonist1 quit in like 2013. I doubt I would be where I am today without Protagonist1.
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1104On 7 June, the crusaders reached Jerusalem, which had been recaptured from the Seljuqs by the Fatimids only the year before. Many Crusaders wept upon seeing the city they had journeyed so long to reach.[10] As with Antioch the crusaders put the city to a siege, in which the crusaders themselves probably suffered more than the citizens of the city, due to the lack of food and water around Jerusalem. The city was well-prepared for the siege, and the Fatimid governor Iftikhar ad-Daula had expelled most of the Christians. Of the estimated 5,000 knights who took part in the Princes' Crusade, only about 1,500 remained, along with another 12,000 healthy foot-soldiers (out of perhaps as many as 30,000). Early in the siege, some low-class knights claimed to have been visited by Adhemar, the papal regate for the crusade, who recently died of typhus after the Siege of Antioch. They claimed that this was a Battle of Jericho situation, and that he instructed them to march around the city walls barefoot. They did so for a few days, singing holy chants. After which, Peter the Hermit held religious sermons in the Valley of Jehoshaphat, in the Garden of Gethsemane, and on the Mount of Olives, sending the crusading knights lost into religious zeal. It was at this time that they were ready for a siege. Godfrey, Robert of Flanders, and Robert of Normandy (who had now also left Raymond to join Godfrey) besieged the north walls as far south as the Tower of David, while Raymond set up his camp on the western side, from the Tower of David to Mount Zion. A direct assault on the walls on June 13 was a failure. Without water or food, both men and animals were quickly dying of thirst and starvation and the crusaders knew time was not on their side. Coincidentally, soon after the first assault, two Genoese galleys[11] sailed into the port at Jaffa. The crusaders also began to gather wood from Samaria in order to build siege engines. They were still short on food and water, and by the end of June there was news that a Fatimid army was marching north from Egypt.
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1106This group is based on a TV show called "Gossip Girl" I don't try offense this TV show or people who will join in my group. Every rude comment you'll left I take it good because you read my forum and I am happy about you. In my group, there are 6 ranks. If you think it's bad or make you cringe you can feel to leave a comment below.
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1108"Joining/Inactive" this rank you can get when you join in group
1109
1110"Upper East Sider 🤑" this rank you can get doing quiz wich (one you can find in group description) after you make this quiz I'll rank you fast as I can.You maybe think why? Well I wanna know your roleplay character and things about you.
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1112"Minion 😈" this rank is not like sounds. Minion mean like who always around one person and help that person. This rank is not available yet because I don't need yet.
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1114"Queen, K friends  " maybe you think what is Queen, k? It's named wich one is taken from the TV show "Gossip Girl" It means one person from high school is queen (girl) she have called "Minions" and she's is a popular girl. You can get this rank being my friend.
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1116"Gossip Girl 👩💻" this rank is already taken by one person who's posting all gossip in group wall and in a discord.
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1118"Queen, K 👑" this rank is taken too maybe you think I am selfish , but I'm not I take this rank because someone need lead this group and I am only one founder for this group. So don't think I am selfish or trying to make "Gossip Girl" TV show stupid It's not stupid.
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1120I f you wanna know more about my group there is the link below.
1121https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=204876954
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1123Literally, I'm the best in the world at vanilla animations on roblox, but that doesn't mean anything at all anymore, know why?
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1125If I go to a clan base to raid, they probably have the cancerous OA scripts in there, or like most places they only have half of the OA scripts making it even worse.
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1127If I go to auto duels, their "normal animations" literally aren't even normal animations, they have special swords that change the velocity in order to keep you on the ground no matter what hats you have. This is good except for the part where it changes the VELOCITY meaning your sword swings up and down, as well as left and right different. Not to mention auto duels has strange hitboxes that I can't even begin to explain why that is. 
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1129If I go to a NORMAL VANILLA SWORD FIGHTING PLACE, people I fight always say "Oh well these swords are weird, these animations are weird I'm not used to this so this fight doesn't matter."
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1131If I go to any normal place that uses the normal linked swords, that DONT have the velocity fix the admins gave, then every time I lunge I fly in place and can't move for a second!
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1136I don't even blame roblox for having 3 major physics updates that changed sword fighting completely, I blame the community for making it so almost every single place you go to is different. It's impossible to be truly competitive in every single animation version, because there's way more than just two different kinds!
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1139OH AND LETS NOT GET STARTED WITH THE CLANS THAT USE KATANAS INSTEAD OF NORMAL SWORDS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
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1145anyways, I quit sword fighting forever
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1147Hello. I am booing, a well known VAK soldier. I was camping raiders, as I and my comrades always do, when suddenly everyone left, leaving me to defend the remaining invaders. None of the higher-ups are responding. Please let me know as soon as possible what is happening. It is suspected that a user known as `kohl` has returned, but that alone does not warrant a full evacuation. Please help.
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1152Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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1154Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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1156I have a thing called Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome… For those of you who are unfamiliar, Ehlers-Danlos is a connective tissue disease. And I think it's one of few disorders that is advantageous to have and I'll tell you why. One of the main effects of the disorder is stretchy skin. Now my skin is more stretchy than a lot of people's, but it's still not the worst form of the disorder, and yet even I can have a little fun with it which is why I like the disorder. I can do some cool party tricks with it that you just don't see everyday. One fun thing I like to do is take the underside of my ballsack and stretch it so that it completely covers my member, then I tape it so it stays that way. It's sort of like a natural speedo made of skin, but lifeguards don't seem to like it. And say I'm at a movie theater and I have to pee really bad but I don't want to miss an important scene, all I have to do is reach in and tie my foreskin shut--it's that simple. The urine fills up in my foreskin and all I really have to do is untie it over the toilet after the movie.
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1158Hi , My Name is -£/£/£ (hehehehe) i make Intros for free on my youtube channel called Raph N T V ) just comment on any vid 'Please can you make me an Intro ' . Peace out roblox. Dear Bullies, See that boy you made fun of for reading a book? Last night his best friend committed ######## See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself. See that girl you teased? Ya she's not living now. See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re post this if you are against bullying. I bet 90% of you won't. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this ## #### profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in #### profile. God will smile at you.
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1160Do not go back on your word. Remember? You don't even think that V O I D is going to come out but I AM coming home tomorrow to show you the base that you will be fighting us at. This does not mean the war will start tomorrow but it will show you that we are coming. It will show you that you should start training NOW or you will NEVER be able to stand a chance against us once we attack. 
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1162Let this be a warning to all of you. We are going to use this clan as an example.
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1164I am Solid Meme, a legendary combatant on the ROBLOX.com. I have requested to skip HIVE because Solid Meme does not need to go through HIVE. VOID is a legendary group on the ROBLOX.com and Solid Meme would like to jump straight into the legendary battles. 
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1168- Solid Meme SIGNING OUT.
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1170We have quietly watched your various escapades, as well as the numerous stunts and bait threads you use to gather attention to your group. But the truth is, you are nothing more than a cult of personality, and after you release your shiny new forts and declare your little wars, the excitement you generated shall dwindle and you shall pass from the spotlight. If you don't believe me, consider Pspjohn1 and his declaration of war on dozens of clans, his insistence on the greatness of John's Cobras, and his fascination with VAK. You are a repeat of history, and nothing more.
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1172Though don't worry, the change you seek shall come at some point. Our Order will see to that. Unfortunately, unless you change your ways, you will have no part in the fruits of our labor.
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1174Until we meet again, farewell.