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120/4, 4/20, 
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3Are you cinderella betty, let me guess, is that because I’m your princess, no, that’s because your dress will disappear at midnight, 
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5John F kennedy, 
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7The perfect insult, 
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9Real couples have sex on TV for new reality show, well that just downs like porn with extra steps, 
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11France no longer has trees tall enough to rebuild Notre dame’s roof as it was, third world forests, 
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13Me at 3 am thinking about that time I tried to wash a paper plater eight years ago, 
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15When you help your homie on test, carefully, he’s a hero, but he somehow gets a higher grade, I guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess, 
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179 year old friend, say alpha Q really fast without stopping, me, alpha qalpha qalphaq, friend, you want to fuck me, me, when did I eve, friend, you fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders, 
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19Are you the left, nah he’s my homie, you want his number, haha o you’ve turned love matcher, what a story that could be, well I mean if you’re not into me, I may swell help out the boys, his name is max, he’s even cuter in person, I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess, 
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21When you use your younger sibling’s phone and you see two calculators, not bad kid, 
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23Friend, this isn’t caesar salad, me, you don’t have a fucking clue about history, 
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25Me showing girls my collection of failures, 
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27Me, stranger introduces himself, friend, remind me what is his name again, me, good question, 
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29When a cute girl accidentally touches your hand, a nut, 
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31I’m a brave boy, cave 13, minecraft cave sounds, not a brave enough boy for this, 
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33Me and my brother, finds two sticks that are just right, me, you know what to do, me and him 10 seconds later, 
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35Boys have swag, men have class, I have diabetes, 
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37Spiderman, gentleman with arachnid abilities, dust, 
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39Thousands of years of Chinese dynasties, Britain, opium, Britain, 
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41Toronto man fakes a 911 call and tries to steal a fire truck, florida man, first time, 
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43My dog, a piece of food on the floor, me, 
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45God, were you religious, me, when I was 11 I looked up aphrodite to see naked girls, god, 
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47Water is cold, my balls, 
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49When your crush doesn’t magically know that you like them and starts dating someone else, maybe I’m just meant to be lonely, 
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51Me looking for an answer for one question online, finding the answers to the entire sheet, 
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53When your sister forces you to spend time with her new boyfriend, sevilla vs barcelona, 
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55France no longer has trees tall enough to rebuild Notre dame’s roof as it was, third world forests, 
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57Me immediately after masturbation, touches dick my dick, you are doing that too much, try again in eight minutes, 
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591980s, I bet there will be flying cars in the future, 2019, how to solve the 1x1 rubik’s cube, 
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61Nobody, 69 year olds, a 69 year old man fails to smuggle tortoises disguised as pastries into Berlin airport, 
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63What scientists thought of dinosaurs in the 80’s-90’s, what scientists think of dinosaurs now, 
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65Europeans waking up to all the top gear memes, they are the funniest creatures on earth, aren’t they, americans, 
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67Parents, all teens do is drugs, alcohol and take selfies, teens irl, I sexually identify as a failure, 
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69Woman goes blind in one eye after playing mobile game all day, pc gamers, pathetic, 
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71When you’re watching endgame and you see a memeable scene, write that down, write that down, 
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73Literally no one, inside edition, is breathing sage, 
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7512 year old me trying to find my pulse in biology class, 
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77I’m out having dinner and this woman outside was being blinded by the sunset so her date propped a menu behind his head, on the color of his shirt, to block the sun from her eyes and I am sobbing, so romance isn’t dead after all, 
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79Embarrassing things I did as a child, my brain while I’m trying to sleep, 
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81When people only like the happiness doggo and not the angry doggo, angry noise, 
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83Question, just how quickly can you say the alphabet backwards, roughly as fast as I can say it forwards, I’m not that fast with other things hough, oh, do tell more, I’m retarded, 
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85The rest of europe, what happened to those 10 million plus civilians, joseph stalin, good question, 
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87Samsung releases a foldable phone, case manufactures, 
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89This trash bind has a sad backstory, 
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91When you throw your phone on the bed and it starts competing for olympic high jump gold medal,
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93Oh boy I cant wait to show off my new blue headband on pier street in Compton california, 
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95When you realize the mods have to see endgame spoilers to protect the rest of us, 
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97Weebs who speak japanese, comrade who speaks russian, me, who knows fluent enchanting table, 
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99The phenomenon of crown shyness, where trees avoid touching, nobody, my dinner plate when I was a kid cause I didn’t want my food to touch, 
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101Pornhub, launches bee themed channel to raise money for bee conservation, ya like jizz,
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103Your clash of clans village is being raided by, 
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105Pop stars hairsyles per era, madonna, Rihanna, Britney spears, lady gaga, Katy perry, Ariana grande, 
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107Florida man steals a car realizes a bay is in it, drops baby off safely, and makes his get away, you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy, 
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109Sweet jesus, derp, that’s not honey, you’re eating 2011 memes, fffffuuuu, 
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111When the computer says press any button to continue so you press the off button, 
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113Frantically waving hands and chasing down ice cream truck, hey wait, what’ll it be lady, out of breath, nothing, just wanted to tell you I don’t watch game of thrones, 
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115Karen, no tattoos thanks, my body is a temple, temples, 
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117Do I get a piano tutorial, I was one of your first 100 subscribers, mr cube we love you, thanks for sticking around man, that’s neither a yes or a no, this is like getting friendzoned, 
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119172 other countries, metric system, america, 
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121Electronic arts, no microtransactions, no loot bozes, EA, oh they got this all screwed up, EA, no micro transactions? no, loot boxes, 
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123Me, my mom checking if I’m asleep, my ds under my pillow, 
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125That one ugly ass friend that’s always fly as fuck, 
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127Come in, it’s open, you fool you fell victim to one of the classic blunders, begs for your weird knife in spanish, 
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129Guinea pig to become father to 400 after breaking into female enclosure, 
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131Stoner, could you bring some edible to the party, me, no worries mate, I’m all about the 420, four n twenty party pies, 
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133I’m frankenstein’s monster, you don’t seem like a monster, I own land,
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135When you get to the Bible verse first, I am speed, 
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137Austrai when fighting prussia, austria when fighting france, austria when fighting ottomans, austria when fighting austria, 
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139When you kill a slime in minecraft, ah shit, here we go again, 
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141Five year olds when the characters in the TV show start kissing, 
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143Me at the store, mom, can I have minecraft, mom, no, we have games at home, games at home, 
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145When the Chinese clan is destroying your clan in clan wars so your clan renames itself June 4 1989 tianenmen square massacre, my strategical mind beats you in every way possible, 
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147My iPhone was stolen and every time they take a picture it gets uploaded to my iCloud, if you know who this is please help, that man has an RPG, you’re not getting your phone back, 
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149Everybody, incest is disgusting and should be punished, the kids of adam and eve, 
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151Teenage white girl, I have depression, me, did you get diagnoses by a therapist, teenage white girl, I do not understand that word and therefore it is meaningless, 
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153Been following this truck for several hours, I’ll keep you guys updated, 
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155I edited this comment so the replies make no sense, that’s the evilest thing I can imagine, 
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157Literally everyone else, me, 
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159Anti vaxxed kids when they turn 5, oh, yeah, I shouldn’t exist, 
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161Repair and name, stone, stone infinity, enchantment cost, 4, what did it cost, 4, 
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163Fuck this, I give up, this cooking shit is fucking hard y’all, 
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165When you share all your pens in class, but no one returns them, communism hasn’t worked, 
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167My girl was in labor, but when my homies need a 4th you already know I’m there, 
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169When it’s a slow night so your manager says one of the kitchen staff can go home early, 
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171When you show a Facebook mom a meme without minions, what’s the joke, 
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173Thank you big bro, for downloading minecraft on my computer, 
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175Don’t cry babe it’s just a movie, don’t cry babe, it’s just your whole minecraft inventory, 
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177Turning into my father, turning into my mother, 
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179Schools, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, me, ok cool, but how do taxes work, schools, good question,
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181When you favorite billionaire memelord changes his twitter icon to an anime character, you were the chosen one, 
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183Fallen soldier dies on the battlefield 1945 colorized, 
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185Why does Oregon’s strength coach look like he’s gonna ask what IPAs are on tap, 
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187When your sister forces you to spend time with her new boyfriend, sevilla vs barcelona, 
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189One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static, 
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191What album is on this CD, it’s just one song and it’s fireflies by owl city, 
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19312 year old me trying to find my pulse in biology class, 
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195Five year old when the characters in the TV show start kissing, 
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197Worlds largest kahoot, have more than 50k people join, waste 50k people’s time because cahoot won’t work, waste 50k people’s time because cahoot won’t work,
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199Spotify, on shuffle, me, then fucking act like it, I’ve shuffled the songs, you didn’t shuffle shit, I’ve shuffled them, 
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201Americans, 4/20, europeans 20.4.2019, 
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203Ti 84 graphing calculator, 1 plus 4, 
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205People with foot fetishes are buying silicone feet, everyday we stray further from god, 
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207When the minimum wage worker makes a slight mistake, you are challenged by elite four karen, 
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209Fire at notre dame catherdral, sad crusader noise, 
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211Dr strange visiting all 14,000,605 realities, ah shit, here we go again, 
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213Wise man, tell me the secrets of the universe, wet dreams are just hand jobs from god, 
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215This format is better than the Lisa Simpson one because somebody risked their dignity to make this template, 
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217The us going from good friday, to 4/20 to easter in the same weekend, parkour, 
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219Dad hit this shit, girl, dad, I’m 8, mom, 420 blaze it bitch, 
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222Me, disables wifi and mobil data to bypass ads on a mobile game, game, shows ads anyways, me, confused screaming, 
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224Patient, I feel like u’m invisible to people, psychologist, who said that, 
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226My grades, me, reddit, 
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228Atheists like, this uncle dave, 
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2304 months progess, what the fuck at the first pic, 
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232Me, I don’t have a type, my exes, 
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234When you spin on your dick like a helicopter and the judge adds 10 more years to your sentence, are you not entertained, 
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236The doctor, me, my mom, 
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238Just to be clear, ant man will not be crawling into thane’s asshole and then expand in avengers endgame, pathetic, 
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240Average number of deaths per day in the world 150 thousand, when you realize some of the people would have woken up thinking they were going to watch endgame, 
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242Dude in 2012, bro is notre dame ever burns down I’ll eat an entire car, dude in 2019, 
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244I don’t give a rat’s patoot what today is, I better not catch you smoking any doobies, 
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246Literally every teenage girl insults dr Phil on his show, dr phil, you dare oppose me mortal, 
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248Therapist, how have you been managing your symptoms, me, clink clink bitch, 
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250It’s my lucky day y’all, what if the change we find in between cushions of couches are from spiders tryna pay rent, 
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252When you feel your ass crack itching in public, 
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254Me, mom, can we have McDonalds, mom, no, we have food at home, food at home, 
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256When you randomly pause a youtube video and accidentally Create a new meme format, 
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258When a cute girl accidentally touches your hand, a nut, 
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261Nobody, dogs inside of cars, 
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263Feet, exists, literally every fucking artist on deviantart, delicious, finally one good fucking food, 
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265Me while watching avengers endgame, oh stanlee, I wish you could see this, 
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267Dried cum, sement, cumcrete 
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269Avengers, endgame includes Stan lee’s final cameo, says Joe russo, I am not ready to be without you, 
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271SIRI how early is too early for a falafel, 
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273Red blood cells when I give a presentation in front of the whole class, on my way woody, 
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275Ah shit waddup, here come dat boy again, 
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277Gamer girls today, will be mothers that will understand an online game can’t be paused, 
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279Firefighters who saved Notre dame, any christian, god, 
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281When you finally meet your online girlfriend, ahhh, I see you’re a man as well, 
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283Why can’t you just be normal, falls, 
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285Me, can we get comedy, mom, no, we have comedy at home, comedy at home, 
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287The word sex, exists, literally every 5th grader, 
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289Uber driver, takes a wrong turn, youtubers, uber driver kidnapped us, seriously, live footage, 
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291Listening at a high volume for a long time may damage your hearing, tap ok to allow the volume to be increased above safe levels, me, I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing, 
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293Nobody, minecraft villagers, 
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295Literally everyone else me, 
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297Private social media accounts of my crush, me, let me in, let me iinnnnn, 
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300When you realize the mods are going to ave endgame spoiled for them to protect us, 
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302Hey, sorry I had a lot of shit going on, how has your day been, I said, how the fuck has it been bitch, 
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304When you’re eight and jump down the four last steps, parkour, 
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306Me, may I use the bathroom, my teacher, I don’t know, can y, wait what me, my strategical mind beats you in every way possible, 
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308Germany, fixes one broken down helicopter, literally the entire world, is that a threat, 
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310When you try to pass a silent fart in public and end up shitting your pants, into exile, I must go, failed, I have, 
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312Everything, exists, black holes, this is some serious gourmet shit, 
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314Normal song, exists, trap nation, 
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316Me, watches movie with very brief sex scene, my parents who I haven’t seen all day, 
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318 Top 10 people Einstein was scared to face, 
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320Nobody, tech youtubers, 
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322People, stops vaccinating kids, medieval diseases, ah shit, here we go again, 
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324Rich people, poor people, your actually a savage if you pressed read more, now you have great luck in 2019, like to activate, 
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326Y’all 4/20, me, an intellectual, 1/5, 
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328Life kicked my ass today, it’s not gonna kick my ass tomorrow, never mind it’s kicking my ass,